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Typographical errors have been fixed.
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THE GALAXY PRIMES
They were four of the greatest minds in the Universe: Two men, two women, lost in an experimental spaceship billions of parsecs from home. And as they mentally charted the Cosmos to find their way back to earth, their own loves and hates were as startling as the worlds they encountered. Here is E. E. Smith's great new novel....
They were four of the smartest people in the Universe: two men and two women, stuck in an experimental spaceship billions of parsecs away from home. As they brainstormed how to navigate the Cosmos to get back to Earth, their own loves and hates were just as surprising as the worlds they encountered. Here is E. E. Smith's amazing new novel....
The guardian struggled to immobilize the beast's gigantic talons as the frightened girl leaped to the safety of Garlock's arms.
The guardian fought to pin down the beast's huge claws as the terrified girl jumped into the safety of Garlock's arms.
CHAPTER 1
Her hair was a brilliant green. So was her spectacularly filled halter. So were her tight short-shorts, her lipstick, and the lacquer on her finger-and toe-nails. As she strolled into the Main of the starship, followed hesitantly by the other girl, she drove a mental probe at the black-haired, powerfully-built man seated at the instrument-banked console.
Her hair was a bright green. So was her eye-catching halter top. So were her tight short shorts, her lipstick, and the polish on her finger and toe nails. As she walked into the main area of the starship, followed uncertainly by the other girl, she directed a mental probe at the dark-haired, muscular man sitting at the instrument-filled console.
Blocked.
Blocked.
Then at the other, slenderer man who was rising to his feet from the pilot's bucket seat. His guard was partially down; he was telepathing a pleasant, if somewhat reserved greeting to both newcomers.
Then there was the other, slimmer man who was getting up from the pilot's bucket seat. His guard was partially down; he was sending a friendly, though somewhat reserved, greeting to both newcomers.
She turned to her companion and spoke aloud. "So these are the system's best." The emphasis was somewhere between condescension and sneer. "Not much to choose between, I'd say ... 'port me a tenth-piece, Clee? Heads, I take the tow-head."
She turned to her companion and said, "So these are the system's best." The tone was a mix of condescension and disdain. "Not much to choose from, I'd say ... 'port me a tenth-piece, Clee? I'll take the tow-head."
She flipped the coin dexterously. "Heads it is, Lola, so I get Jim—James James James the Ninth himself. You have the honor of pairing with Clee—or should I say His Learnedness Right the Honorable Director Doctor Cleander Simmsworth Garlock, Doctor of Philosophy, Doctor of Science, Prime Operator, President and First Fellow of the Galaxian Society, First Fellow of the Gunther Society, Fellow of the Institute of Paraphysics, of the Institute of Nuclear Physics, of the College of Mathematics, of the Congress of Psionicists, and of all the other top-bracket brain-gangs you ever heard of? Also, for your information, his men have given him a couple of informal degrees—P.D.Q. and S.O.B."
She flipped the coin skillfully. "It's heads, Lola, so I get Jim—James James James the Ninth himself. You have the honor of teaming up with Clee—or should I say His Learnedness Right the Honorable Director Doctor Cleander Simmsworth Garlock, Doctor of Philosophy, Doctor of Science, Prime Operator, President and First Fellow of the Galaxian Society, First Fellow of the Gunther Society, Fellow of the Institute of Paraphysics, Fellow of the Institute of Nuclear Physics, Fellow of the College of Mathematics, Fellow of the Congress of Psionicists, and all the other elite brainy groups you've ever heard of? Also, just so you know, his men have given him a couple of informal degrees—P.D.Q. and S.O.B."
The big psionicist's expression of saturnine, almost contemptuous amusement had not changed; his voice came flat and cold. "The less you say, Doctor Bellamy, the better. Obstinate, swell-headed women give me an acute rectal pain. Pitching your curves over all the vizzies in space got you aboard, but it won't get you a thing from here on. And for your information, Doctor Bellamy, one more crack like that and I take you over my knee and blister your fanny."
The big psionicist's expression of serious, almost scornful amusement hadn't changed; his voice was flat and cold. "The less you say, Doctor Bellamy, the better. Stubborn, arrogant women really annoy me. Showing off your curves to all the important people in space landed you here, but it won’t get you anything from now on. And just so you know, Doctor Bellamy, if you make one more comment like that, I'm going to take you over my knee and spank you."
"Try it, you big, clumsy, muscle-bound gorilla!" she jeered. "That I want to see! Any time you want to get both arms broken at the elbows, just try it!"
"Go for it, you big, clumsy, muscle-bound gorilla!" she mocked. "That I want to see! Anytime you want to get both arms broken at the elbows, just give it a shot!"
"Now's as good a time as any. I like your spirit, babe, but I can't say a thing for your judgment." He got up and started purposefully toward her, but both non-combatants came between.
"Now's as good a time as any. I like your attitude, babe, but I can't say much for your judgment." He stood up and started walking purposefully toward her, but both non-combatants stepped in between them.
"Jet back, Clee!" James protested, both hands against the heavier man's chest. "What the hell kind of show is that to put on?" And, simultaneously:
"Back off, Clee!" James shouted, pushing against the bigger man's chest with both hands. "What the heck kind of show is that to put on?" And, at the same time:
"Belle! Shame on you! Picking a fight already, and with nobody knows how many million people looking on! You know as well as I do that we may have to spend the rest of our lives together, so act like civilized beings—please—both of you! And don't...."
"Belle! What’s wrong with you? Starting a fight already, and with who knows how many millions watching! You know just like I do that we might have to spend the rest of our lives together, so act like decent people—please—both of you! And don't...."
"Nobody's watching this but us," Garlock interrupted. "When pussy there started using her claws I cut the gun."
"Nobody's watching this but us," Garlock interrupted. "When that cat started using its claws, I put down the gun."
"That's what you think," James said sharply, "but Fatso and his number one girl friend are coming in on the tight beam."
"That's what you think," James said sharply, "but Fatso and his top girlfriend are coming in on the tight beam."
"Oh?" Garlock whirled toward the hitherto dark and silent three-dimensional communications instrument. The face of a bossy-looking woman was already bright.
"Oh?" Garlock spun around to the previously dark and silent three-dimensional communication device. The expression of a commanding-looking woman was already lit up.
"Garlock! How dare you try to cut Chancellor Ferber off?" she demanded. Her voice was deep-pitched, blatant with authority. "Here you are, sir."
"Garlock! How dare you try to interrupt Chancellor Ferber?" she demanded. Her voice was deep and clearly filled with authority. "Here you are, sir."
The woman's face shifted to one side and a man's appeared—a face to justify in full the nickname "Fatso."
The woman's face turned to one side, revealing a man's face—a face that completely fit the nickname "Fatso."
"'Fatso', eh?" Chancellor Ferber snarled. Pale eyes glared from the fat face. "That costs you exactly one thousand credits, James."
"'Fatso,' huh?" Chancellor Ferber sneered. Pale eyes glared from the chubby face. "That's going to cost you exactly one thousand credits, James."
"How much will this cost me, Fatso?" Garlock asked.
"How much is this going to cost me, Fatso?" Garlock asked.
"Five thousand—and, since nobody can call me that deliberately, demotion three grades and probation for three years. Make a note, Miss Foster."
"Five thousand—and, since no one can call me that on purpose, demotion three levels and probation for three years. Please make a note of that, Miss Foster."
"Noted, sir."
"Got it, sir."
"Still sure we aren't going anywhere," Garlock said. "What a brain!"
"Still convinced we aren't going anywhere," Garlock said. "What a genius!"
"Sure I'm sure!" Ferber gloated. "In a couple of hours I'm going to buy your precious starship in as junk. In the meantime, whether you like it or not, I'm going to watch your expression while you push all those pretty buttons and nothing happens."
"Of course, I'm sure!" Ferber taunted. "In a couple of hours, I'm going to buy your precious starship as junk. In the meantime, whether you like it or not, I'm going to watch your face while you push all those pretty buttons and nothing happens."
"The trouble with you, Fatso," Garlock said dispassionately, as he opened a drawer and took out a pair of cutting pliers, "is that all your strength is in your glands and none in your alleged brain. There are a lot of things—including a lot of tests—you know nothing about. How much will you see after I've cut one wire?"
"The problem with you, Fatso," Garlock said flatly, as he opened a drawer and pulled out a pair of cutting pliers, "is that all your strength comes from your glands and none from your so-called brain. There are plenty of things—including many tests—you know nothing about. How much will you be able to see after I cut one wire?"
"You wouldn't dare!" the fat man shouted. "I'd fire you—blacklist you all over the sys...."
"You wouldn't dare!" the overweight man shouted. "I'd fire you—blacklist you everywhere in the system...."
Voice and images died away and Garlock turned to the two women in the Main. He began to smile, but his mental shield did not weaken.
Voice and images faded, and Garlock turned to the two women in the Main. He started to smile, but his mental shield stayed strong.
"You've got a point there, Lola," he said, going on as though Ferber's interruption had not occurred. "Not that I blame either Belle or myself. If anything was ever calculated to drive a man nuts, this farce was. As the only female Prime in the system, Belle should have been in automatically—she had no competition. And to anybody with three brain cells working the other place lay between you, Lola, and the other three female Ops in the age group.
"You make a good point, Lola," he said, continuing as if Ferber's interruption hadn’t happened. "I don’t blame either Belle or myself. If anything could drive a guy crazy, it’s this ridiculous situation. As the only female Prime in the system, Belle should have been in without a doubt—she had no competition. And anyone with a bit of common sense would see that you, Lola, were competing against the other three female Ops in the same age group."
"But no. Ferber and the rest of the Board—stupidity uber alles!—think all us Ops and Primes are psycho and that the ship will never even lift. So they made a Grand Circus of it. But they succeeded in one thing—with such abysmal stupidity so rampant I'm getting more and more reconciled to the idea of our not getting back—at least, for a long, long time."
"But no. Ferber and the rest of the Board—stupidity uber alles!—think all of us Ops and Primes are crazy and that the ship will never even launch. So they turned it into a big show. But they did manage one thing—with such incredible stupidity all around, I'm becoming more and more okay with the idea that we might not get back—at least, not for a long, long time."
"Why, they said we had a very good chance...." Lola began.
"Why, they said we had a really good chance...." Lola began.
"Yeah, and they said a lot of even bigger damn lies than that one. Have you read any of my papers?"
"Yeah, and they told a lot of even bigger damn lies than that one. Have you read any of my papers?"
"I'm sorry. I'm not a mathematician."
"I'm sorry. I'm not a math expert."
"Our motion will be purely at random. If it isn't, I'll eat this whole ship. We won't get back until Jim and I work out something to steer us with. But they must be wondering no end, outside, what the score is, so I'm willing to call it a draw—temporarily—and let 'em in again. How about it, Belle?"
"Our movement will be completely random. If it’s not, I'll eat this entire ship. We won’t return until Jim and I figure out a way to steer us. But they must be wondering endlessly outside what’s going on, so I’m okay with calling it a draw—temporarily—and letting them in again. What do you think, Belle?"
"A draw it is—temporarily." Neither, however, even offered to shake hands.
"A draw it is—temporarily." Neither of them, however, even offered to shake hands.
"Smile pretty, everybody," Garlock said, and pressed a stud.
"Smile pretty, everyone," Garlock said, and pressed a button.
"... the matter? What's the matter? Oh...." the worried voice of the System's ace newscaster came in. "Power failure already?"
"... the issue? What's going on? Oh...." the concerned voice of the System's top newscaster came through. "Power outage already?"
"No," Garlock replied. "I figured we had a couple of minutes of privacy coming, if you can understand the meaning of the word. Now all four of us tell everybody who is watching or listening au revoir or good-bye, whichever it may turn out to be." He reached for the switch.
"No," Garlock replied. "I thought we had a couple of minutes of privacy coming, if you know what I mean. Now all four of us say au revoir or goodbye to everyone who's watching or listening, whichever it ends up being." He reached for the switch.
"Wait a minute!" the newscaster demanded. "Leave it on until the last poss...." His voice broke off sharply.
"Wait a minute!" the newscaster insisted. "Keep it on until the last poss...." His voice suddenly cut off.
"Turn it back on!" Belle ordered.
"Turn it back on!" Belle commanded.
"Nix."
"Cancel."
"Scared?" she sneered.
“Scared?” she mocked.
"You chirped it, bird-brain. I'm scared purple. So would you be, if you had three brain cells working in that glory-hound's head of yours. Get set, everybody, and we'll take off."
"You said it, bird-brain. I'm freaking out. You would be too if you had three brain cells working in that show-off's head of yours. Get ready, everyone, and we’ll take off."
"Stop it, both of you!" Lola exclaimed. "Where do you want us to sit, and do we strap down?"
"Stop it, you two!" Lola shouted. "Where do you want us to sit, and do we need to strap in?"
"You sit here; Belle at that plate beside Jim. Yes, strap down. There probably won't be any shock, and we should land right side up, but there's no sense in taking chances. Sure your stuff's all aboard?"
"You’re sitting here, Belle at that seat next to Jim. Yeah, buckle up. There probably won’t be any turbulence, and we should land upright, but there's no point in taking chances. Is all your stuff on board?"
"Yes, it's in our rooms."
"Yes, it's in our rooms."
The four secured themselves; the two men checked, for the dozenth time, their instruments. The pilot donned his scanner. The ship lifted effortlessly, noiselessly. Through the atmosphere; through and far beyond the stratosphere. It stopped.
The four got ready; the two men double-checked their instruments for the tenth time. The pilot put on his scanner. The ship rose smoothly and silently. It moved through the atmosphere and far beyond the stratosphere. Then it stopped.
"Ready, Clee?" James licked his lips.
"Ready, Clee?" James wet his lips.
"As ready as I ever will be, I guess. Shoot!"
"As ready as I'll ever be, I guess. Go for it!"
The pilot's right hand, forefinger outstretched, moved unenthusiastically toward a red button on his panel ... slowed ... stopped. He stared into his scanner at the Earth so far below.
The pilot's right hand, finger extended, moved slowly toward a red button on his control panel ... slowed ... stopped. He gazed into his scanner at the Earth far below.
"Hit it, Jim!" Garlock snapped. "Hit it, for goodness sake, before we all lose our nerve!"
"Do it, Jim!" Garlock snapped. "Do it, for goodness' sake, before we all lose our nerve!"
James stabbed convulsively at the button, and in the very instant of contact—instantaneously; without a fractional microsecond of time-lapse—their familiar surroundings disappeared. Or, rather, and without any sensation of motion, of displacement, or of the passage of any time whatsoever, the planet beneath them was no longer their familiar Earth. The plates showed no familiar stars nor patterns of heavenly bodies. The brightly-shining sun was very evidently not their familiar Sol.
James jabbed at the button, and in that exact moment of contact—instantly; without even a split second of delay—their familiar surroundings vanished. Or, more accurately, without any feeling of movement, displacement, or the passage of time, the ground beneath them was no longer their familiar Earth. The screens displayed no recognizable stars or patterns of celestial bodies. The brilliantly shining sun was clearly not their familiar Sol.
"Well—we went somewhere ... but not to Alpha Centauri, not much to our surprise." James gulped twice; then went on, speaking almost jauntily now that the attempt had been made and had failed. "So now it's up to you, Clee, as Director of Project Gunther and captain of the good ship Pleiades, to boss the more-or-less simple—more, I hope—job of getting us back to Tellus."
"Well—we went somewhere ... but not to Alpha Centauri, which didn't surprise us much." James swallowed twice and then continued, sounding almost cheerful now that we'd tried and failed. "So now it's up to you, Clee, as the Director of Project Gunther and captain of the good ship Pleiades, to handle the mostly straightforward—hopefully more straightforward—task of getting us back to Tellus."
Science, both physical and paraphysical, had done its best. Gunther's Theorems, which define the electromagnetic and electrogravitic parameters pertaining to the annihilation of distance, had been studied, tested, and applied to the full. So had the Psionic Corollaries; which, while not having the status of paraphysical laws, do allow computation of the qualities and magnitudes of the stresses required for any given application of the Gunther Effect.
Science, both physical and metaphysical, had done its best. Gunther's Theorems, which define the electromagnetic and electrogravitic parameters related to closing distances, had been studied, tested, and fully applied. The Psionic Corollaries had been examined as well; although they don’t hold the status of metaphysical laws, they do enable calculations of the qualities and magnitudes of the stresses needed for any specific application of the Gunther Effect.
The planning of the starship Pleiades had been difficult in the extreme; its construction almost impossible. While it was practically a foregone conclusion that any man of the requisite caliber would already be a member of the Galaxian Society, the three planets and eight satellites were screened, psionicist by psionicist, to select the two strongest and most versatile of their breed.
The planning of the starship Pleiades had been incredibly challenging; its construction nearly impossible. It was pretty much assumed that any individual with the necessary skills would already be part of the Galaxian Society, so the three planets and eight satellites were carefully examined, psionicist by psionicist, to choose the two strongest and most adaptable among them.
These two, Garlock and James, were heads of departments of, and under iron-clad contract to, vast Solar System Enterprises, Inc., the only concern able and willing to attempt the building of the first starship.
These two, Garlock and James, were department heads at, and under strict contract with, large Solar System Enterprises, Inc., the only company capable and willing to try building the first starship.
Alonzo P. Ferber, Chancellor of SSE, however, would not risk a tenth-piece of the company's money on such a bird-brained scheme. Himself a Gunther First, he believed implicitly that Firsts were in fact tops in Gunther ability; that these few self-styled "Operators" and "Prime Operators" were either charlatans or self-deluded crackpots. Since he could not feel that so-called "Operator Field," no such thing did or could exist. No Gunther starship could ever, possibly, work.
Alonzo P. Ferber, Chancellor of SSE, however, would not risk a dime of the company's money on such a foolish scheme. As a Gunther First himself, he fully believed that Firsts were the best in Gunther ability; that these few self-proclaimed "Operators" and "Prime Operators" were either frauds or delusional. Since he couldn’t feel that so-called "Operator Field," he believed it simply didn’t exist. No Gunther starship could ever possibly work.
He did loan Garlock and James to the Galaxians, but that was as far as he would go. For salaries and for labor, for research and material, for trials and for errors; the Society paid and paid and paid.
He did lend Garlock and James to the Galaxians, but that was as far as he would go. For salaries and labor, for research and materials, for trials and errors; the Society paid and paid and paid.
Thus the starship Pleiades had cost the Galaxian Society almost a thousand million credits.
Thus the starship Pleiades had cost the Galaxian Society nearly a billion credits.
Garlock and James had worked on the ship since its inception. They were to be of the crew; for over a year it had been taken for granted that would be its only crew.
Garlock and James had been working on the ship since it was created. They were part of the crew; for over a year, it had been assumed that they would be its only crew.
As the Pleiades neared completion, however, it became clearer and clearer that the displacement-control presented an unsolved, and quite possibly an insoluble, problem. It was mathematically certain that, when the Gunther field went on, the ship would be displaced instantaneously to some location in space having precisely the Gunther coordinates required by that particular field. One impeccably rigorous analysis showed that the ship would shift into the nearest solar system possessing an Earth-type planet; which was believed to be Alpha Centauri and which was close enough to Sol so that orientation would be automatic and the return to Earth a simple matter.
As the Pleiades was almost finished, it became more and more obvious that the displacement control was an unsolved problem, and probably one that couldn't be solved. It was mathematically clear that when the Gunther field activated, the ship would instantly relocate to a point in space with the exact Gunther coordinates needed for that field. One thoroughly detailed analysis indicated that the ship would move to the nearest solar system with an Earth-like planet, which was thought to be Alpha Centauri, close enough to Sol that orientation would be automatic and returning to Earth would be easy.
Since the Gunther Effect did in fact annihilate distance, however, another group of mathematicians, led by Garlock and James, proved with equal rigor that the point of destination was no more likely to be any one given Gunther point than any other one of the myriads of billions of equiguntherial points undoubtedly existent throughout the length, breadth, and thickness of our entire normal space-time continuum.
Since the Gunther Effect really eliminated distance, another group of mathematicians, led by Garlock and James, demonstrated with equal precision that the destination point was no more likely to be any specific Gunther point than any other one among the countless billions of equiguntherial points definitely existing throughout the entire length, width, and depth of our normal space-time continuum.
The two men would go anyway, of course. Carefully-calculated pressures would make them go. It was neither necessary nor desirable, however, for them to go alone.
The two men would go anyway, of course. Carefully calculated pressures would force them to go. However, it wasn’t necessary or ideal for them to go alone.
Wherefore the planets and satellites were combed again; this time to select two women—the two most highly-gifted psionicists in the eighteen-to-twenty-five age group. Thus, if the Pleiades returned successfully to Earth, well and good. If she did not, the four selectees would found, upon some far-off world, a race much abler than the humanity of Earth; since eighty-three percent of Earth's dwellers had psionic grades lower than Four.
Wherefore the planets and satellites were searched again; this time to choose two women—the two most talented psionicists in the eighteen-to-twenty-five age range. If the Pleiades returned successfully to Earth, great. If not, the four selected would create a race on some distant world that was much more capable than humanity on Earth; since eighty-three percent of Earth's population had psionic levels lower than Four.
This search, with its attendant fanfare and studiedly blatant publicity, was so planned and engineered that two selected women did not arrive at the spaceport until a bare fifteen minutes before the scheduled time of take-off. Thus it made no difference whether the women liked the men or not, or vice versa; or whether or not any of them really wanted to make the trip. Pressures were such that each of them had to go, whether he or she wanted to or not.
This search, complete with its hype and intentionally obvious publicity, was arranged in such a way that two chosen women didn't show up at the spaceport until just fifteen minutes before the planned departure. This meant it didn’t matter if the women liked the men or the other way around, or if any of them genuinely wanted to go on the trip. There was so much pressure that each of them had to go, whether they wanted to or not.
"Cut the rope, Jim, and let the old bucket drop," Garlock said. "Not too close. Before we make any kind of contact we'll have to do some organizing. These instruments," he waved at his console, "show that ours is the only Operator Field in this whole region of space. Hence, there are no Operators and no Primes. That means that from now until we get back to Tellus...."
"Cut the rope, Jim, and let the old bucket drop," Garlock said. "Not too close. Before we make any kind of contact, we need to get organized. These instruments," he waved at his console, "show that ours is the only Operator Field in this entire region of space. So, there are no Operators and no Primes. That means that from now until we get back to Tellus...."
"If we get back to Tellus," Belle corrected, sweetly.
"If we make it back to Tellus," Belle corrected, sweetly.
"Until we get back to Tellus there will be no Gunthering aboard this ship...."
"Until we get back to Tellus, there will be no Gunthering on this ship...."
"What?" Belle broke in again. "Have you lost your mind?"
"What?" Belle interrupted again. "Have you lost your mind?"
"There will be little if any lepping, and nothing else at all. At the table, if we want sugar, we will reach for it or have it passed. We will pick up things, such as cigarettes, with our fingers. We will carry lighters and use them. When we go from place to place, we will walk. Is that clear?"
"There will be barely any lepping, and nothing else at all. At the table, if we want sugar, we’ll reach for it or have someone pass it to us. We will pick things up, like cigarettes, with our fingers. We will carry lighters and use them. When we go from place to place, we will walk. Is that clear?"
"You seem to be talking English," Belle sneered, "but the words don't make sense."
"You seem to be speaking English," Belle mocked, "but it doesn't make any sense."
"I didn't think you were that stupid." Eyes locked and held. Then Garlock grinned savagely. "Okay. You tell her, Lola, in words of as few syllables as possible."
"I didn't think you were that dumb." Eyes locked and held. Then Garlock grinned fiercely. "Alright. You tell her, Lola, in as few words as possible."
"Why, to get used to it, of course," Lola explained, while Belle glared at Garlock in frustrated anger. "So as not to reveal anything we don't have to."
"Well, to get used to it, obviously," Lola explained, while Belle shot Garlock a frustrated glare. "So we don’t accidentally reveal anything we shouldn’t."
"Thank you, Miss Montandon, you may go to the head of the class. All monosyllables except two. That should make it clear, even to Miss Bellamy."
"Thank you, Miss Montandon, you can go to the front of the class. All single-syllable words except for two. That should make it obvious, even to Miss Bellamy."
"You ... you beast!" Belle drove a tight-beamed thought. "I was never so insulted in my life!"
"You ... you beast!" Belle sent a sharp thought. "I have never been so insulted in my life!"
"You asked for it. Keep on asking for it and you'll keep on getting it." Then, aloud, to all three, "In emergencies, of course, anything goes. We will now proceed with business." He paused, then went on, bitingly, "If possible."
"You wanted it. Keep asking for it and you'll keep getting it." Then, speaking to all three, "In emergencies, anything goes, of course. Let's get down to business." He paused, then continued, sharply, "If we can."
"One minute, please!" Belle snapped. "Just why, Captain Garlock, are you insisting on oral communication, when lepping is so much faster and better? It's stupid—reactionary. Don't you ever lep?"
"One minute, please!" Belle snapped. "Why, Captain Garlock, are you pushing for verbal communication when lepping is so much quicker and better? It's ridiculous—backward. Don't you ever leap?"
"With Jim, on business, yes; with women, no more than I have to. What I think is nobody's business but mine."
"With Jim, sure, it's for business; with women, I only do it when I have to. My thoughts are nobody's business but my own."
"What a way to run a ship! Or a project!"
"What a way to run a ship! Or a project!"
"Running this project is my business, not yours; and if there's any one thing in the entire universe it does not need, it's a female exhibitionist. Besides your obvious qualifications to be one of the Eves in case of Ultimate Contingency...." he broke off and stared at her, his contemptuous gaze traveling slowly, dissectingly, from her toes to the topmost wave of her hair-do.
"Managing this project is my responsibility, not yours; and if there's one thing it definitely doesn’t need, it’s a woman seeking attention. Plus, considering your obvious qualifications to be one of the Eves in case of an Ultimate Contingency...." he paused and looked at her, his scornful gaze moving deliberately and critically from her feet to the highest point of her hairstyle.
"Forty-two, twenty, forty?" he sneered.
"42, 20, 40?" he sneered.
"You flatter me." Her glare was an almost tangible force; her voice was controlled fury.
"You’re flattering me." Her glare was like a physical force; her voice dripped with controlled anger.
"Thirty-nine, twenty-two, thirty-five. Five seven. One thirty-five. If any of it's any of your business, which it isn't. You should be discussing brains and ability, not vital statistics."
"39, 22, 35. 5'7". 135 lbs. If any of this is your business, which it isn't. You should be talking about intelligence and skills, not measurements."
"Brains? You? No, I'll take that back. As a Prime, you have got a brain—one that really works. What do you think you're good for on this project? What can you do?"
"Brains? You? No, I take that back. As a Prime, you do have a brain—one that actually works. What do you think you bring to this project? What skills do you have?"
"I can do anything any man ever born can do, and do it better!"
"I can do anything that any man ever born can do, and I can do it better!"
"Okay. Compute a Gunther field that will put us two hundred thousand feet directly above the peak of that mountain."
"Alright. Calculate a Gunther field that will position us two hundred thousand feet directly above the top of that mountain."
"That isn't fair—not that I expected fairness from you—and you know it. That doesn't take either brains or ability...."
"That's not fair—not that I expected fairness from you—and you know it. That doesn't require either intelligence or skill..."
"Oh, no?"
"Oh, really?"
"No. Merely highly specialized training that you know I haven't had. Give me a five-tape course on it and I'll come closer than either you or James; for a hundred credits a shot."
"No. Just highly specialized training that you know I haven't had. Give me a five-tape course on it and I'll be closer than either you or James; for a hundred credits a shot."
"I'll do just that. Something you are supposed to know, then. How would you go about making first contact?"
"I'll do just that. Something you are supposed to know, then. How would you make first contact?"
"Well, I wouldn't do it the way you would—by knocking down the first native I saw, putting my foot on his face, and yelling 'Bow down, you stupid, ignorant beasts, and worship me, the Supreme God of the Macrocosmic Universe'!"
"Well, I wouldn't handle it the way you would—by taking down the first native I saw, stepping on his face, and shouting, 'Bow down, you stupid, ignorant animals, and worship me, the Supreme God of the Macrocosmic Universe!'"
"Try again, Belle, that one missed me by...."
"Try again, Belle, that one barely missed me..."
"Hold it, both of you!" James broke in. "What the hell are you trying to prove? How about cutting out this cat-and-dog act and getting some work done?"
"Hold up, you two!" James interrupted. "What are you trying to prove? How about dropping this petty argument and actually getting some work done?"
"You've got a point there," Garlock admitted, holding his temper by a visible effort. "Sorry, Jim. Belle, what were you briefed for?"
"You have a point there," Garlock said, visibly working to keep his temper in check. "Sorry, Jim. Belle, what were you told?"
"To understudy you." She, too, fought her temper down. "To learn everything about Project Gunther. I have a whole box of tapes in my room, including advanced Gunther math and first-contact techniques. I'm to study them during all my on-watch time unless you assign other duties."
"To shadow you." She also struggled to control her anger. "To learn everything about Project Gunther. I have a whole box of tapes in my room, including advanced Gunther math and first-contact techniques. I'm supposed to study them during all my watch time unless you give me other tasks."
"No matter what your duties may be, you'll have to have time to study. If you don't find what you want in your own tapes—and you probably won't, since Ferber and his Miss Foster ran the selections—use our library. It's good—designed to carry on our civilization. Miss Montandon? No, that's silly, the way we're fixed. Lola?"
"No matter what your responsibilities are, you have to make time to study. If you can't find what you need in your own tapes—and you probably won't, since Ferber and Miss Foster chose the selections—use our library. It's great—meant to sustain our civilization. Miss Montandon? No, that's pointless, given our situation. Lola?"
"I'm to learn how to be Doctor James'...."
"I'm going to learn how to be Doctor James'...."
"Jim, please, Lola," James said. "And call him Clee."
"Jim, please, it's Lola," James said. "And call him Clee."
"I'd like that." She smiled winningly. "And my friends call me 'Brownie'."
"I'd really like that." She smiled charmingly. "And my friends call me 'Brownie'."
"I see why they would. It fits like a coat of lacquer."
"I get why they would. It fits like a coat of paint."
It did. Her hair was a dark, lustrous brown, as were her eyebrows. Her eyes were brown. Her skin, too—her dark red playsuit left little to the imagination—was a rich and even brown. Originally fairly dark, it had been tanned to a more-than-fashionable depth of color by naked sun-bathing and by practically-naked outdoor sports. A couple of inches shorter than the green-haired girl, she too had a figure to make any sculptor drool.
It did. Her hair was a dark, shiny brown, just like her eyebrows. Her eyes were brown as well. Her skin, too—her dark red playsuit left little to the imagination—was a rich, even brown. Previously fairly dark, it had been tanned to a more-than-fashionable depth of color by sunbathing without clothes and by nearly-naked outdoor sports. A couple of inches shorter than the girl with green hair, she also had a figure that would make any sculptor drool.
"I'm to be Dr. Jim's assistant. I have a thousand tapes, more or less, to study, too. It'll be quite a while, I'm afraid, before I can be of much use, but I'll do the best I can."
"I'm going to be Dr. Jim's assistant. I have about a thousand tapes to go through as well. It might take me some time before I'm really useful, but I'll do my best."
"If we had hit Alpha Centauri that arrangement would have been good, but as we are, it isn't." Garlock frowned in thought, his heavy black eyebrows almost meeting above his finely-chiseled aquiline nose. "Since neither Jim nor I need an assistant any more than we need tails, it was designed to give you girls something to do. But out here, lost, there's work for a dozen trained specialists and there are only four of us. So we shouldn't duplicate effort. Right? You first, Belle."
"If we had reached Alpha Centauri, that plan would have worked out, but as it stands, it doesn't." Garlock frowned in thought, his thick black eyebrows nearly meeting above his sharp aquiline nose. "Since neither Jim nor I need an assistant any more than we need extra appendages, it was set up to give you women something to do. But out here, stranded, there's enough work for a dozen trained specialists, and there are only four of us. So we shouldn't double up on tasks. Right? You go first, Belle."
"Are you asking me or telling me?" she asked. "And that's a fair question. Don't read anything into it that isn't there. With your attitude, I want information."
"Are you asking me or telling me?" she questioned. "And that’s a valid point. Don’t read anything into it that isn’t there. With your attitude, I need some answers."
"I am asking you," he replied, carefully. "For your information, when I know what should be done, I give orders. When I don't know, as now, I ask advice. If I like it, I follow it. Fair enough?"
"I’m asking you," he replied carefully. "Just so you know, when I know what needs to be done, I give orders. When I don’t know, like now, I ask for advice. If I like it, I go along with it. Sound good?"
"Fair enough. We're apt to need any number of specialists."
"That's fair. We're probably going to need various specialists."
"Lola?"
"Lola?"
"Of course we shouldn't duplicate. What shall I study?"
"Of course we shouldn't copy. What should I study?"
"That's what we must figure out. We can't do it exactly, of course; all we can do now is to set up a rough scheme. Jim's job is the only one that's definite. He'll have to work full time on nebular configurations. If we hit inhabited planets he'll have to add their star-charts to his own. That leaves three of us to do all the other work of a survey. Ideally, we would cover all the factors that would be of use in getting us back to Tellus, but since we don't know what those factors are.... Found out anything yet, Jim?"
"That's what we need to figure out. We can’t do it perfectly, obviously; all we can do right now is outline a basic plan. Jim’s role is the only one that’s certain. He’ll have to work full-time on nebular configurations. If we come across inhabited planets, he’ll need to add their star charts to his own. That leaves three of us to handle all the other survey work. Ideally, we’d address all the factors that might help us get back to Earth, but since we don’t even know what those factors are… Have you found out anything yet, Jim?"
"A little. Tellus-type planet, apparently strictly so. Oceans and continents. Lots of inhabitants—farms, villages, all sizes of cities. Not close enough to say definitely, but inhabitants seem to be humanoid, if not human."
"A bit. Tellus-type planet, apparently just like that. Oceans and continents. Lots of inhabitants—farms, villages, and cities of all sizes. Can't say for sure, but the inhabitants seem to be humanoid, if not human."
"Hold her here. Besides astronomy, which is all yours, what do we need most?"
"Keep her here. Aside from astronomy, which is all yours, what do we need the most?"
"We should have enough to classify planets and inhabitants, so as to chart a space-trend if there is any. I'd say the most important ones would be geology, stratigraphy, paleontology, oceanography, xenology, anthropology, ethnology, vertebrate biology, botany, and at least some ecology."
"We should have enough to categorize planets and their inhabitants in order to identify any trends in space. I think the most important fields would be geology, stratigraphy, paleontology, oceanography, xenology, anthropology, ethnology, vertebrate biology, botany, and at least some ecology."
"That's about the list I was afraid of. But there are only three of us. The fields you mention number much more."
"That's pretty much the list I was worried about. But there are only three of us. The fields you're talking about have a lot more."
"Each of you will have to be a lot of specialists in one, then. I'd say the best split would be planetology, xenology, and anthropology—each, of course, stretched all out of shape to cover dozens of related and non-related specialties."
"Each of you will need to become a lot of specialists in one area, then. I’d say the best division would be planetology, xenology, and anthropology—each, of course, stretched thin to encompass dozens of related and unrelated specialties."
"Good enough. Xenology, of course, is mine. Contacts, liaison, politics, correlation, and so on, as well as studying the non-human life forms—including as many lower animals and plants as possible. I'll make a stab at it. Now, Belle, since you're a Prime and Lola's an Operator, you get the next toughest job. Planetography."
"Good enough. Xenology, of course, is my specialty. Contacts, communication, politics, relationships, and so on, plus studying non-human life forms—including as many lower animals and plants as I can. I'll give it a shot. Now, Belle, since you're a Prime and Lola's an Operator, you have the next toughest job: Planetography."
"Why not?" Belle smiled and began to act as one of the party. "All I know about it is a hazy idea of what the word means, but I'll start studying as soon as we get squared away."
"Why not?" Belle smiled and joined in with the group. "All I know is a vague sense of what the word means, but I'll start learning as soon as we get settled."
"Thanks. That leaves anthropology to you, Lola. Besides, that's your line, isn't it?"
"Thanks. That puts anthropology in your hands, Lola. Besides, that's your thing, right?"
"Yes. Sociological Anthropology. I have my M.S. in it, and am—was, I mean—working for my Ph.D. But as Jim said, it isn't only the one specialty. You want me, I take it, to cover humanoid races, too?"
"Yeah. Sociological Anthropology. I have my M.S. in it and was working on my Ph.D. But like Jim said, it’s not just one specialty. You want me to cover humanoid races as well, right?"
"Check. You and Jim both, then, will know what you're doing, while Belle and I are trying to play ours by ear."
"Check. So, you and Jim will both know what you're doing, while Belle and I are trying to wing it."
"Where do we draw the line between humanoid and non-human?"
"Where do we draw the line between human and non-human?"
"In case of doubt we'll confer. That covers it as much as we can, I think. Take us down, Jim—and be on your toes to take evasive action fast."
"In case there's any uncertainty, we'll discuss it. I think that covers everything as well as we can. Take us down, Jim—and be ready to make quick evasive maneuvers."
The ship dropped rapidly toward an airport just outside a fairly large city. Fifty thousand—forty thousand—thirty thousand feet.
The plane descended quickly toward an airport located just outside a pretty big city. Fifty thousand—forty thousand—thirty thousand feet.
"Calling strange spaceship—you must be a spaceship, in spite of your tremendous, hitherto-considered-impossible mass—" a thought impinged on all four Tellurian minds, "do you read me?"
"Calling strange spaceship—you have to be a spaceship, despite your massive size that was thought to be impossible—" a thought pressed into all four Tellurian minds, "do you hear me?"
"I read you clearly. This is the Tellurian spaceship Pleiades, Captain Garlock commanding, asking permission to land and information as to landing conventions." He did not have to tell James to stop the ship; James had already done so.
"I can read you loud and clear. This is the Tellurian spaceship Pleiades, Captain Garlock in command, requesting permission to land and asking for landing procedures." He didn't need to tell James to stop the ship; James had already taken care of it.
"I was about to ask you to hold position; I thank you for having done so. Hold for inspection and type-test, please. We will not blast unless you fire first. A few minutes, please."
"I was just about to ask you to stay in position; I appreciate you doing that. Please hold for inspection and type-test. We won't blast unless you fire first. Just a few minutes, please."
A group of twelve jet fighters took off practically vertically upward and climbed with fantastic speed. They leveled off a thousand feet below the Pleiades and made a flying circle. Up and into the ring thus formed there lumbered a large, clumsy-looking helicopter.
A group of twelve jet fighters took off almost straight up and climbed incredibly fast. They leveled off a thousand feet below the Pleiades and flew in a circle. Up into the ring they formed came a large, awkward-looking helicopter.
"We have no record of any planet named 'Tellus'; nor of any such ship as yours. Of such incredible mass and with no visible or detectable means of support or of propulsion. Not from this part of the galaxy, certainly ... could it be that intergalactic travel is actually possible? But excuse me, Captain Garlock, none of that is any of my business; which is to determine whether or not you four Tellurian human beings are compatible with, and thus acceptable to, our humanity of Hodell ... but you do not seem to have a standard televideo testing-box aboard."
"We have no record of any planet called 'Tellus,' or any ship like yours. Something with such incredible mass and no visible or detectable means of support or propulsion? Definitely not from this part of the galaxy... Could intergalactic travel actually be possible? But excuse me, Captain Garlock, that's not really my concern; my job is to figure out if you four Tellurian humans are compatible with, and therefore acceptable to, our society of Hodell... but it looks like you don’t have a standard televideo testing box on board."
"No, sir; only our own tri-di and teevee."
"No, sir; just our own 3D and TV."
"You must be examined by means of a standard box. I will rise to your level and teleport one across to you. It is self-powered and fully automatic."
"You need to be checked using a standard box. I will elevate myself to your level and send one over to you. It's self-powered and completely automatic."
"You needn't rise, sir. Just toss the box out of your 'copter into the air. We'll take it from there." Then, to James, "Take it, Jim."
"You don't need to get up, sir. Just throw the box out of your helicopter into the air. We'll handle it from there." Then, to James, "Go ahead, Jim."
"Oh? You can lift large masses against much gravity?" The alien was all attention. "I have not known that such power existed. I will observe with keen interest."
"Oh? You can lift heavy things even with a lot of gravity?" The alien was fully engaged. "I didn't know such power was possible. I’ll be watching closely."
"I have it," James said. "Here it is."
"I've got it," James said. "Here it is."
"Thank you, sir," Garlock said to the alien. Then, to Lola: "You've been reading these—these Hodellians?"
"Thanks, man," Garlock said to the alien. Then, to Lola: "You've been reading these—these Hodellians?"
"The officer in the helicopter and those in the fighters, yes. Most of them are Gunther Firsts."
"The officer in the helicopter and the ones in the fighter jets, yes. Most of them are Gunther Firsts."
"Good girl. The set's coming to life—watch it."
"Good girl. The set is coming to life—watch it."
The likeness of the alien being became clear upon the alien screen; visible from the waist up. While humanoid, the creature was very far indeed from being human. He—at least, it had masculine rudimentary nipples—had double shoulders and four arms. His skin was a vividly intense cobalt blue. His ears were black, long, and highly dirigible. His eyes, a flaming red in color, were large and vertically-slitted, like a cat's. He had no hair at all. His nose was large and Roman; his jaw was square, almost jutting; his bright-yellow teeth were clean and sharp.
The appearance of the alien being became clear on the alien screen; visible from the waist up. While it looked humanoid, the creature was definitely not human. He—at least, it had male-like rudimentary nipples—had double shoulders and four arms. His skin was a vivid, intense cobalt blue. His ears were black, long, and very flexible. His eyes were large, flaming red, and vertically slitted, like a cat's. He had no hair at all. His nose was large and Roman; his jaw was square, almost protruding; and his bright yellow teeth were clean and sharp.
After a minute of study the alien said: "Although your vessel is so entirely alien that nothing even remotely like it is on record, you four are completely human and, if of compatible type, acceptable. Are there any other living beings aboard with you?"
After a minute of looking things over, the alien said: "Even though your ship is completely unfamiliar and there’s nothing like it on record, you four are totally human and, if you're compatible, acceptable. Are there any other living creatures on board with you?"
"Excepting micro-organisms, none."
"None except for micro-organisms."
"Such life is of no importance. Approach, please, one of you, and grasp with a hand the projecting metal knob."
"That life doesn’t matter. Come here, one of you, and grab the metal knob sticking out."
With a little trepidation, Garlock did so. He felt no unusual sensation at the contact.
With a bit of hesitation, Garlock did it. He felt no unusual sensation upon contact.
"All four of you are compatible and we accept you. This finding is surprising in the extreme, as you are the first human beings of record who grade higher than what you call Gunther Two ... or Gunther Second?"
"All four of you are compatible, and we accept you. This finding is extremely surprising, as you are the first human beings on record who score higher than what you call Gunther Two... or Gunther Second?"
"Either one; the terms are interchangeable."
"Either one; the terms mean the same thing."
"You have minds of tremendous development and power; definitely superior even to my own. However, there is no doubt that physically you are perfectly compatible with our humanity. Your blood will be of great benefit to it. You may land. Goodbye."
"You all have incredible intelligence and strength; definitely better than mine. However, there’s no doubt that physically, you are perfectly suited for our humanity. Your blood will be very beneficial to us. You can land. Goodbye."
"Wait, please. How about landing conventions? And visiting restrictions and so on? And may we keep this box? We will be glad to trade you something for it, if we have anything you would like to have?"
"Wait, please. What about landing rules? And visiting restrictions, and all that? Can we keep this box? We’d be happy to trade you something for it, if we have anything you want?"
"Ah, I should have realized that your customs would be widely different from ours. Since you have been examined and accepted, there are no restrictions. You will not act against humanity's good. Land where you please, go where you please, do what you please as long as you please. Take up permanent residence or leave as soon as you please. Marry if you like, or simply breed—your unions with this planet's humanity will be fertile. Keep the box without payment. As Guardians of Humanity we Arpalones do whatever small favors we can. Have I made myself clear?"
"Ah, I should have known that your customs would be very different from ours. Now that you’ve been examined and accepted, there are no restrictions. You won’t act against the good of humanity. Land wherever you want, go wherever you like, do whatever you choose as long as you want. You can settle down permanently or leave whenever you want. Get married if you want, or just have children—your connections with this planet's people will be productive. Keep the box without charge. As Guardians of Humanity, we Arpalones do whatever small favors we can. Have I made myself clear?"
"Abundantly so. Thank you, sir."
"Absolutely. Thank you, sir."
"Now I really must go. Goodbye."
"Now I really have to go. Bye."
Garlock glanced into his plate. The jets had disappeared, the helicopter was falling rapidly away. He wiped his brow.
Garlock looked down at his plate. The jets were gone, and the helicopter was quickly descending. He wiped his forehead.
"Well, I'll be damned," he said.
"Well, I'll be damned," he said.
When his amazement subsided he turned to the business at hand. "Lola, do you check me that this planet is named Hodell, that it is populated by creatures exactly like us? Arpalones?"
When his amazement faded, he focused on the task at hand. "Lola, can you confirm that this planet is called Hodell and that it's inhabited by beings just like us? Arpalones?"
"Exactly, except they aren't 'creatures'. They are humanoids, and very fine people."
"Exactly, but they aren't 'creatures.' They are humanoids, and very good people."
"You'd think so, of course ... correction accepted. Well, let's take advantage of their extraordinarily hospitable invitation and go down. Cut the rope, Jim."
"You might think that, sure ... correction noted. Well, let's make the most of their incredibly welcoming invitation and head down. Cut the rope, Jim."
The airport was very large, and was divided into several sections, each of which was equipped with runways and/or other landing facilities to suit one class of craft—propellor jobs, jets, or helicopters. There were even a few structures that looked like rocket pits.
The airport was huge and divided into several areas, each equipped with runways and/or other landing facilities designed for different types of aircraft—propeller planes, jets, or helicopters. There were even a few buildings that resembled rocket launch sites.
"Where are you going to sit down, Jim? With the 'copters or over by the blast-pits?"
"Where are you planning to sit, Jim? With the helicopters or over by the blast pits?"
"With the 'copters, I think. Since I can place her to within a couple of inches. I'll put her squarely into that far corner, where she'll be out of everybody's way."
"With the 'copters, I think. Since I can position her within a couple of inches. I'll place her right in that far corner, where she'll be out of everyone's way."
"No concrete out there," Garlock said. "But the ground seems good and solid."
"No concrete out here," Garlock said. "But the ground feels solid."
"We'd better not land on concrete," James grinned. "Unless it's terrific stuff we'd smash it. On bare ground, the worst we can do is sink in a foot or so, and that won't hurt anything."
"We'd better not land on concrete," James grinned. "Unless it’s really good stuff, we’d just break it. On bare ground, the worst that can happen is we sink in a foot or so, and that won’t hurt anything."
"Check. A few tons to the square foot, is all. Shall we strap down and hang onto our teeth?"
"Check. Just a few tons per square foot, that's all. Should we strap in and hold on tight?"
"Who do you think you're kidding, boss? Even though I've got to do this on manual, I won't tip over a half-piece standing on edge."
"Who do you think you're fooling, boss? Even though I have to do this manually, I won't knock over a half piece that's standing upright."
James stopped talking, pulled out his scanner, stuck his face into it. The immense starship settled downward toward the selected corner. There was no noise, no blast, no flame, no slightest visible or detectable sign of whatever force it was that was braking the thousands of tons of the vessel's mass in its miles-long, almost-vertical plunge to ground.
James stopped talking, pulled out his scanner, and looked into it. The massive starship descended toward the chosen corner. There was no sound, no blast, no fire, and no visible or detectable sign of the force that was slowing down the thousands of tons of the ship in its miles-long, nearly vertical drop to the ground.
When the Pleiades struck ground the impact was scarcely to be felt. When she came to rest, after settling into the ground her allotted "foot or so," there was no jar at all.
When the Pleiades hit the ground, the impact was barely noticeable. When she finally settled, sinking into the ground by about a foot, there was no jolt at all.
"Atmosphere, temperature, and so on, approximately Earth-normal," Garlock said. "Just as our friend said it would be."
"Atmosphere, temperature, and so on, pretty much Earth-normal," Garlock said. "Just like our friend said it would be."
James scanned the city and the field. "Our visit is kicking up a lot of excitement. Shall we go out?"
James looked over the city and the field. "Our visit is generating a lot of excitement. Should we head out?"
"Not yet!" Belle exclaimed. "I want to see how the women are dressed, first."
"Not yet!" Belle said. "I want to see how the women are dressed first."
"So do I," Lola added, "and some other things besides."
"So do I," Lola added, "and a few other things too."
Both women—Lola through her Operator's scanner; Belle by manipulating the ship's tremendous Operator Field by the sheer power of her Prime Operator's mind—stared eagerly at the crowd of people now beginning to stream across the field.
Both women—Lola through her Operator's scanner; Belle by controlling the ship's massive Operator Field with her Prime Operator's mental strength—eagerly watched as the crowd of people started to flow across the field.
"As an anthropologist," Lola announced, "I'm not only surprised. I am shocked, annoyed, and disgruntled. Why, they're exactly like white Tellurian human beings!"
"As an anthropologist," Lola announced, "I'm not just surprised. I'm shocked, annoyed, and frustrated. Why, they're exactly like white Tellurian humans!"
"But look at their clothes!" Belle insisted. "They're wearing anything and everything, from bikinis to coveralls!"
"But look at their clothes!" Belle insisted. "They're wearing all sorts of things, from bikinis to coveralls!"
"Yes, but notice." This was the anthropological scientist speaking now. "Breasts and loins, covered. Faces, uncovered. Heads and feet and hands, either bare or covered. Ditto for legs up to there, backs, arms, necks and shoulders down to here, and torsos clear down to there. We'll not violate any conventions by going out as we are. Not even you, Belle. You first, Chief. Yours the high honor of setting first foot—the biggest foot we've got, too—on alien soil."
"Sure, but take note." This was the anthropological scientist speaking now. "Breasts and hips covered. Faces uncovered. Heads, feet, and hands can be either bare or covered. The same goes for legs up to here, backs, arms, necks, and shoulders down to here, and torsos all the way down to there. We won’t break any rules by going out like this. Not even you, Belle. You first, Chief. It’s your great honor to be the first one—our biggest foot—on foreign ground."
"To hell with that. We'll go out together."
"Forget that. We'll go out together."
"Wait a minute," Lola went on. "There's a funny-looking automobile just coming through the gate. The Press. Three men and two women. Two cameras, one walkie-talkie, and two microphones. The photog in the purple shirt is really a sharpie at lepping. Class Three, at least—possibly a Two."
"Hold on a second," Lola continued. "There's a weird-looking car just coming through the gate. It's the press. Three guys and two women. Two cameras, one walkie-talkie, and two microphones. The photographer in the purple shirt is really good at this. Class Three, at least—maybe even a Class Two."
"How about screens down enough to lep, boss?" Belle suggested. "Faster. We may need it."
"How about lowering the screens enough to leap, boss?" Belle suggested. "Faster. We might need it."
"Check. I'm too busy to record, anyway—I'll log this stuff up tonight," and thoughts flew.
"Got it. I'm too busy to write this down right now—I'll take care of it tonight," and thoughts raced.
"Check me, Jim," Garlock flashed. "Telepathy, very good. On Gunther, the guy was right—no signs at all of any First activity, and very few Seconds."
"Check me, Jim," Garlock said quickly. "Telepathy, nice work. About Gunther, the guy was correct—no signs of any First activity at all, and very few Seconds."
"Check," James agreed.
"Okay," James agreed.
"And Lola, those 'Guardians' out there. I thought they were the same as the Arpalone we talked to. They aren't. Not even telepathic. Same color scheme, is all."
"And Lola, those 'Guardians' out there. I thought they were just like the Arpalone we talked to. They're not. They're not even telepathic. Same color scheme, that's it."
"Right. Much more brutish. Much flatter cranium. Long, tearing canine teeth. Carnivorous. I'll call them just 'guardians' until we find out what they really are."
"Right. Definitely more aggressive. Much flatter skull. Long, sharp canine teeth. Meat-eating. I'll just call them 'guardians' for now until we figure out what they actually are."
The press car arrived and the Tellurians disembarked—and, accidentally or not, it was Belle's green slipper that first touched ground. There was a terrific babel of thought, worse, even, than voices in similar case, in being so much faster. The reporters, all of them, wanted to know everything at once. How, what, where, when, and why. Also who. And all about Tellus and the Tellurian solar system. How did the visitors like Hodell? And all about Belle's green hair. And the photographers were prodigal of film, shooting everything from all possible angles.
The press car pulled up and the Tellurians got out—and whether it was on purpose or not, Belle's green slipper was the first to hit the ground. There was a crazy rush of thoughts, even more chaotic than voices in a similar situation, moving at lightning speed. Every reporter wanted to know everything all at once. How, what, where, when, and why. And who. They also wanted to know all about Tellus and the Tellurian solar system. How did the visitors like Hodell? And what about Belle's green hair? Meanwhile, photographers were snapping away, using tons of film and capturing everything from every possible angle.
"Hold it!" Garlock loosed a blast of thought that "silenced" almost the whole field. "We will have order, please. Lola Montandon, our anthropologist, will take charge. Keep it orderly, Lola, if you have to throw half of them off the field. I'm going over to Administration and check in. One of you reporters can come with me, if you like."
"Hold on!" Garlock shot out a thought that "silenced" nearly the entire field. "We need to get organized, please. Lola Montandon, our anthropologist, will take charge. Keep it organized, Lola, even if you have to kick out half of them. I'm going over to Administration to check in. One of you reporters can come with me if you’d like."
The man in the purple shirt got his bid in first. As the two men walked away together, Garlock noted that the man was in fact a Second—his flow of lucid, cogent thought did not interfere at all with the steady stream of speech going into his portable recorder. Garlock also noticed that in any group of more than a dozen people there was always at least one guardian. They paid no attention whatever to the people, who in turn ignored them completely. Garlock wondered briefly. Guardians? The Arpalones, out in space, yes. But these creatures, naked and unarmed on the ground? The Arpalones were non-human people. These things were—what?
The guy in the purple shirt placed his bid first. As the two men walked away together, Garlock realized that the man was actually a Second—his clear and logical thinking didn't interfere at all with the steady flow of his speech going into his portable recorder. Garlock also noticed that in any group of more than a dozen people, there was always at least one guardian. They paid no attention to the people, who completely ignored them in return. Garlock briefly wondered. Guardians? The Arpalones, out in space, sure. But these beings, naked and unarmed on the ground? The Arpalones were non-human. These creatures were—what?
At the door of the Field Office the reporter, after turning Garlock over to a startlingly beautiful, leggy, breasty, blonde receptionist-usherette, hurried away.
At the door of the Field Office, the reporter, after handing Garlock over to a stunningly beautiful, tall, curvy blonde receptionist, rushed away.
He flecked a feeler at her mind and stiffened. How could a Two—a high Two, at that—be working as an usher? And with her guard down clear to the floor? He probed—and saw.
He brushed against her mind and tensed up. How could a Two—a high Two, no less—be working as an usher? And with her defenses completely down? He explored further—and understood.
"Lola!" He flashed a tight-beamed thought. "You aren't putting out anything about our sexual customs, family life, and so on."
"Lola!" He projected a sharp thought. "You're not sharing anything about our sexual customs, family life, and so on."
"Of course not. We must know their mores first."
"Definitely not. We need to understand their customs first."
"Good girl. Keep your shield up."
"Good girl. Keep your guard up."
"Oh, we're so glad to see you, Captain Garlock, sir!" The blonde, who was dressed little more heavily than the cigarette girls in Venusberg's Cartier Room, seized his left hand in both of hers and held it considerably longer than was necessary. Her dazzling smile, her laughing eyes, her flashing white teeth, the many exposed inches of her skin, and her completely unshielded mind; all waved banners of welcome.
"Oh, we're so happy to see you, Captain Garlock!" The blonde, who was dressed only slightly more than the cigarette girls in Venusberg's Cartier Room, took his left hand in both of hers and held it much longer than needed. Her bright smile, sparkling eyes, dazzling white teeth, the many exposed inches of her skin, and her completely open mind all welcomed him enthusiastically.
"Captain Garlock, sir, Governor Atterlin has been most anxious to see you ever since you were first detected. This way, please, sir." She turned, brushing her bare hip against his leg in the process, and led him by the hand along a hallway. Her thoughts flowed. "I have been, too, sir, and I'm simply delighted to see you close up, and I hope to see a lot more of you. You're a wonderfully pleasant surprise, sir; I've never seen a man like you before. I don't think Hodell ever saw a man like you before, sir. With such a really terrific mind and yet so big and strong and well-built and handsome and clean-looking and blackish. You're wonderful, Captain Garlock, sir. You'll be here a long time, I hope? Here we are, sir."
"Captain Garlock, sir, Governor Atterlin has been eager to see you ever since you were first spotted. This way, please, sir." She turned, brushing her bare hip against his leg as she did, and led him by the hand down a hallway. Her thoughts flowed. "I've been looking forward to this too, sir, and I'm just thrilled to see you up close, and I hope to see a lot more of you. You're a wonderfully pleasant surprise, sir; I've never encountered a man like you before. I don't think Hodell has ever seen a man like you before, sir. With such an amazing mind and yet so big and strong and well-built and handsome and clean-looking and darkish. You're incredible, Captain Garlock, sir. I hope you'll be here for a long time? Here we are, sir."
She opened a door, walked across the room, sat down in an overstuffed chair, and crossed her legs meticulously. Then, still smiling happily, she followed with eager eyes and mind Garlock's every move.
She opened a door, walked across the room, sat down in a comfy chair, and crossed her legs carefully. Then, still smiling brightly, she eagerly watched Garlock's every move with her eyes and mind.
Garlock had been reading Governor Atterlin; knew why it was the governor who was in that office instead of the port manager. He knew that Atterlin had been reading him—as much as he had allowed. They had already discussed many things, and were still discussing.
Garlock had been reading Governor Atterlin; he understood why it was the governor in that office instead of the port manager. He knew that Atterlin had been reading him—as much as he had permitted. They had already talked about many things and were still talking.
The room was much more like a library than an office. The governor, a middle-aged, red-headed man a trifle inclined to portliness, had been seated in a huge reclining chair facing a teevee screen, but got up to shake hands.
The room felt more like a library than an office. The governor, a middle-aged man with red hair and a slight belly, had been sitting in a large reclining chair facing the TV screen, but he stood up to shake hands.
"Welcome, friend Captain Garlock. Now, to continue. As to exchange. Many ships visiting us have nothing we need or can use. For such, all services are free—or rather, are paid by the city. Our currency is based upon platinum, but gold, silver, and copper are valuable. Certain jewels, also...."
"Welcome, Captain Garlock. Now, to continue. Regarding trade, many ships that come here have nothing we need or can use. For those ships, all services are free—or rather, covered by the city. Our currency is based on platinum, but gold, silver, and copper are also valuable. Some jewels, too...."
"That's far enough. We will pay our way—we have plenty of metal. What are your ratios of value for the four metals here on Hodell?"
"That's enough. We'll cover our expenses—we have plenty of cash. What are your value ratios for the four metals here on Hodell?"
"Today's quotations are...." He glanced at a screen, and his fingers flashed over the keys of a computer beside his chair. "One weight of platinum is equal in value to seven point three four six...."
"Today's quotes are...." He looked at a screen, and his fingers quickly moved over the keys of a computer next to his chair. "One weight of platinum is worth seven point three four six...."
"Decimals are not necessary, sir."
"Decimals aren't needed, sir."
"Seven plus, then, weights of gold. One of gold to eleven of silver. One of silver to four of copper."
"Seven plus weights of gold. One weight of gold for eleven of silver. One weight of silver for four of copper."
"Thank you. We'll use platinum. I'll bring some bullion tomorrow morning and exchange it for your currency. Shall I bring it here, or to a bank in the city?"
"Thank you. We'll go with platinum. I'll bring some bullion tomorrow morning and swap it for your currency. Should I bring it here, or to a bank in the city?"
"Either. Or we can have an armored truck visit your ship."
"Either way. Or we can have an armored truck come to your ship."
"That would be better yet. Have them bring about five thousand tanes. Thank you very much, Governor Atterlin, and good afternoon to you, sir."
"That sounds even better. Have them bring about five thousand tanes. Thank you very much, Governor Atterlin, and good afternoon to you, sir."
"And good afternoon to you, sir. Until tomorrow, then."
"And good afternoon to you, sir. Until tomorrow, then."
Garlock turned to leave.
Garlock walked away.
"Oh, may I go with you to your ship, sir, to take just a little look at it?" the girl asked, winningly.
"Oh, can I come with you to your ship, sir, to take just a quick look at it?" the girl asked, charmingly.
"Of course, Grand Lady Neldine, I'd like to have your company."
"Of course, Grand Lady Neldine, I would love to have you join me."
She seized his elbow and hugged it quickly against her breast. Then, taking his hand, she walked—almost skipped—along beside him. "And I want to see Pilot James close up, too, sir—he's not nearly as wonderful as you are, sir—and I wonder why Planetographer Bellamy's hair is green? Very striking, of course, sir, but I don't think I'd care for it much on me—unless you'd think I should, sir?"
She grabbed his elbow and quickly pulled it against her chest. Then, holding his hand, she walked—almost skipped—alongside him. "And I want to see Pilot James up close, too, sir—he's not nearly as amazing as you are, sir—and I’m curious why Planetographer Bellamy has green hair? It’s certainly eye-catching, sir, but I don’t think I’d like it on me—unless you think I should, sir?"
Belle knew, of course, that they were coming; and Garlock knew that Belle's hackles were very much on the rise. She could not read him, except very superficially, but she was reading the strange girl like a book and was not liking anything she read. Wherefore, when Garlock and his joyous companion reached the great spaceship—
Belle knew they were coming, and Garlock realized Belle was clearly agitated. She couldn’t understand him deeply, just at a basic level, but she was reading the strange girl easily and didn’t like anything she saw. So, when Garlock and his cheerful companion arrived at the big spaceship—
"How come you picked up that little man-eating shark?" she sent, venomously, on a tight band.
"Why did you go for that little man-eating shark?" she texted, bitterly, on a tight string.
"It wasn't a case of picking her up." Garlock grinned. "I haven't been able to find any urbane way of scraping her off. First Contact, you know."
"It wasn't about picking her up." Garlock grinned. "I haven't figured out any smooth way to get rid of her. First Contact, you know."
"She wants altogether too much Contact for a First—I'll scrape her off, even if she is one of the nobler class on this world...." Belle changed her tactics even before Garlock began his reprimand. "I shouldn't have said that, Clee, of course." She laughed lightly. "It was just the shock; there wasn't anything in any of my First Contact tapes covering what to do about beautiful and enticing girls who try to seduce our men. She doesn't know, though, of course, that she's supposed to be a bug-eyed monster and not human at all. Won't Xenology be in for a rough ride when we check in? Wow!"
"She wants way too much contact for a First—I'll shake her off, even if she is from one of the higher classes on this planet...." Belle changed her approach even before Garlock started his scolding. "I shouldn’t have said that, Clee, of course." She laughed lightly. "It was just the surprise; none of my First Contact training covered what to do about beautiful and tempting girls who try to seduce our guys. She doesn’t realize, though, that she’s supposed to be a bug-eyed monster and not human at all. Wow, Xenology is in for a tough time when we check in!"
"You can play that in spades, sister." And for the rest of the day Belle played flawlessly the role of perfect hostess.
"You can play that really well, sister." And for the rest of the day, Belle played the role of perfect hostess flawlessly.
It was full dark before the Hodellians could be persuaded to leave the Pleiades and the locks were closed.
It was completely dark before the Hodellians could be convinced to leave the Pleiades and the locks were shut.
"I have refused one hundred seventy-eight invitations," Lola reported then. "All of us, individually and collectively, have been invited to eat everything, everywhere in town. To see shows in a dozen different theaters and eighteen night spots. To dance all night in twenty-one different places, ranging from dives to strictly soup-and-fish. I was nice about it, of course—just begged off because we were dead from our belts both ways from our long, hard trip. My thought, of course, is that we'd better eat our own food and take it slowly at first. Check, Clee?"
"I've turned down one hundred seventy-eight invitations," Lola said then. "Each of us, both individually and together, has been asked to eat at every place in town. We've been invited to see shows in a dozen different theaters and eighteen nightlife spots. To dance all night in twenty-one different venues, ranging from dives to upscale places. I was polite about it, of course—I just said no because we were exhausted from our long, tough trip. My thinking is that we should stick to our own food and take it slow at the beginning. Right, Clee?"
"On the beam, dead center. And you weren't lying much, either. I feel as though I'd done a day's work. After supper there's a thing I've got to discuss with all three of you."
"Right on target. And you weren’t exaggerating either. I feel like I’ve put in a full day’s work. After dinner, there’s something I need to talk about with all three of you."
Supper was soon over. Then:
Dinner was soon over. Then:
"We've got to make a mighty important decision," Garlock began, abruptly. "Grand Lady Neldine—that title isn't exact, but close—wondered why I didn't respond at all, either way. However, she didn't make a point of it, and I let her wonder; but we'll have to decide by tomorrow morning what to do, and it'll have to be airtight. These Hodellians expect Jim and me to impregnate as many as possible of their highest-rated women before we leave. By their Code it's mandatory, since we can't hide the fact that we rate much higher than they do—their highest rating is only Grade Two by our standards—and all the planets hereabouts up-grade themselves with the highest-grade new blood they can find. Ordinarily, they'd expect you two girls to become pregnant by your choices of the top men of the planet; but they know you wouldn't breed down and don't expect you to. But how in all hell can Jim and I refuse to breed them up without dealing out the deadliest insult they know?"
"We need to make a really important decision," Garlock said suddenly. "Grand Lady Neldine—that title isn’t exactly right, but it’s close—was curious why I didn’t respond at all, either way. Still, she didn’t push the issue, and I let her wonder; but we have to figure out what to do by tomorrow morning, and it has to be foolproof. The Hodellians expect Jim and me to father as many children as possible with their top-rated women before we leave. According to their Code, it’s mandatory since we can't hide the fact that we rank way higher than they do—their highest rating is only Grade Two by our standards—and all the nearby planets aim to upgrade themselves with the best new blood they can get. Normally, they would expect you two girls to get pregnant by your choices of the top men on the planet; but they know you wouldn’t settle for less and don’t expect you to. But how in the world can Jim and I refuse to breed them up without giving them the worst insult they know?"
There was a minute of silence. "We can't," James said then. A grin began to spread over his face. "It might not be too bad an idea, at that, come to think of it. That ball of fire they picked out for you would be a blue-ribbon dish in anybody's cook-book. And Grand Lady Lemphi—" He kissed the tips of two fingers and waved them in the air. "Strictly Big League Material; in capital letters."
There was a moment of silence. "We can't," James said then. A grin started to spread across his face. "Actually, it might not be such a bad idea. That fiery dish they chose for you would be a top-notch recipe in anyone's cookbook. And Grand Lady Lemphi—" He kissed the tips of two fingers and waved them in the air. "Totally Big League material; in all caps."
"Is that nice, you back-alley tomcat?" Belle asked, plaintively; then paused in thought and went on slowly, "I won't pretend to like it, but I won't do any public screaming about it."
"Is that nice, you back-alley tomcat?" Belle asked, with a hint of sadness; then she paused to think and continued slowly, "I won’t pretend to like it, but I won’t make a scene about it."
"Any anthropologist would say you'll have to," Lola declared without hesitation. "I don't like it, either. I think it's horrible; but it's excellent genetics and we cannot and must not violate systems-wide mores."
"Any anthropologist would say you have to," Lola said without hesitation. "I don't like it either. I think it's awful; but it's great genetics and we can't and shouldn't violate societal norms."
"You're all missing the point!" Garlock snapped. He got up, jammed his hands into his pockets, and began to pace the floor. "I didn't think any one of you was that stupid! If that was all there were to it we'd do it as a matter of course. But think, damn it! There's nothing higher than Gunther Two in the humanity of this planet. Telepathy is the only ESP they have. High Gunther uses hitherto unused portions of the brain. It's transmitted through genes, which are dominant, cumulative, and self-multiplying by interaction. Jim and I carry more, stronger, and higher Gunther genes than any other two men known to live. Can we—dare we—plant such genes where none have ever been known before?"
"You're all missing the point!" Garlock snapped. He stood up, shoved his hands into his pockets, and started pacing the floor. "I didn't think any of you were that stupid! If that was all there was to it, we'd do it automatically. But think, damn it! There's no one higher than Gunther Two in the human race on this planet. Telepathy is the only form of ESP they have. High Gunther uses parts of the brain that have never been used before. It's passed down through genes, which are dominant, cumulative, and self-multiplying through interaction. Jim and I carry more, stronger, and higher Gunther genes than any other two men known to be alive. Can we—dare we—plant such genes where they’ve never been seen before?"
Two full minutes of silence.
Two minutes of silence.
"That one has really got a bone in it," James said, unhelpfully.
"That one has really got a bone in it," James said, unhelpfully.
Three minutes more of silence.
Three more minutes of silence.
"It's up to you, Lola," Garlock said then. "It's your field."
"It's up to you, Lola," Garlock said. "It's your area."
"I was afraid of that. There's a way. Personally, I like it less even than the other, but it's the only one I've been able to think up. First, are you absolutely sure that our refusal—Belle's and mine, I mean—to breed down will be valid with them?"
"I was worried about that. There’s a solution. Honestly, I prefer it even less than the other option, but it's the only one I could come up with. First, are you completely sure that our decision—not to breed down, Belle's and mine, I mean—will hold with them?"
"Positive."
"Good."
"Then the whole society from which we come will have to be strictly monogamous, in the narrowest, most literal sense of the term. No exceptions whatever. Adultery, anything illicit, has always been not only unimaginable, but in fact impossible. We pair—or marry, or whatever they do here—once only. For life. Desire and potency can exist only within the pair; never outside it. Like eagles. If a man's wife dies, even, he loses all desire and all potency. That would make it physically impossible for you two to follow the Hodellian Code. You'd both be completely impotent with any women whatever except your mates—Belle and me."
"Then the entire society we come from will have to be strictly monogamous, in the most literal sense of the term. No exceptions at all. Adultery or anything illicit has always been not only unimaginable but also actually impossible. We pair—or marry, or whatever they do here—only once. For life. Desire and ability can only exist within the pairing; never outside of it. Like eagles. Even if a man's wife dies, he loses all desire and any ability. That would make it physically impossible for you two to follow the Hodellian Code. You'd both be completely unable with any women except your partners—Belle and me."
"That will work," Belle said. "How it will work!" She paused. Then, suddenly, she whistled; the loud, full-bodied, ear-piercing, tongue-and-teeth whistle which so few women ever master. Her eyes sparkled and she began to laugh with unrestrained glee. "But do you know what you've done, Lola?"
"That’ll work," Belle said. "How it’ll work!" She paused. Then, suddenly, she whistled; the loud, full-bodied, ear-piercing, tongue-and-teeth whistle that so few women ever master. Her eyes sparkled, and she started to laugh with pure joy. "But do you know what you’ve done, Lola?"
"Nothing, except to suggest a solution. What's so funny about that?"
"Nothing, except to propose a solution. What's so funny about that?"
"You're wonderful, Lola—simply priceless! You've created something brand-new to science—an impotent tomcat! And the more I think about it...." Belle was rocking back and forth with laughter. She could not possibly talk, but her thought flowed on, "I just love you all to pieces! An impotent tomcat, and he'll have to stay true to me—Oh, this is simply killing me—I'll never live through it!"
"You're amazing, Lola—absolutely priceless! You've come up with something totally new for science—an impotent tomcat! And the more I think about it...." Belle was laughing so hard she could barely speak, but her thoughts kept flowing, "I just love you guys so much! An impotent tomcat, and he'll have to stay loyal to me—Oh, this is just killing me—I’ll never get through it!"
"It does put us on the spot—especially Jim," came Garlock's thought.
"It does put us in a tough position—especially Jim," Garlock thought.
He, too, began to laugh; and Lola, as soon as she stopped thinking about the thing only as a problem in anthropology, joined in. James, however, did not think it was very funny.
He also started to laugh; and Lola, as soon as she stopped viewing it solely as an anthropology issue, joined in. James, however, didn’t think it was very funny.
"And that's less than half of it!" Belle went on, still unable to talk. "Think of Clee, Lola. Six two—over two hundred—hard as nails—a perfect hunk of hard red meat—telling this whole damn cockeyed region of space that he's impotent, too! And with a perfectly straight face! And it ties in so beautifully with his making no response, yes or no, when she propositioned him. The poor, innocent, impotent lamb just simply didn't have even the faintest inkling of what she meant! Oh, my...."
"And that's not even the half of it!" Belle continued, still struggling to find her words. "Think about Clee, Lola. Six two—over two hundred—tough as nails—a perfect piece of solid muscle—telling this entire ridiculous part of space that he's impotent, too! And doing it with a completely straight face! And it connects so beautifully with his silence, neither agreeing nor denying, when she asked him. The poor, clueless, impotent guy just had no idea what she was talking about! Oh, my...."
"Listen—listen—listen!" James managed finally to break in. "Not that I want to be promiscuous, but...."
"Listen—listen—listen!" James finally managed to interrupt. "Not that I'm looking to be casual, but...."
"There, there, my precious little impotent tomcat," Belle soothed him aloud, between giggles and snorts. "Us Earth-girls will take care of our lover-boys, see if we don't. You won't need any nasty little...." Belle could not hold the pose, but went off again into whoops of laughter. "What a brain you've got, Lola! I thought I could imagine anything, but to make these two guys of ours—the two absolute tops of the whole Solar System—it's a stroke of genius...."
"There, there, my precious little useless tomcat," Belle reassured him, giggling and snorting. "Us Earth girls will take care of our lover boys, just you wait and see. You won't need any nasty little...." Belle couldn't keep it together and burst into peals of laughter again. "What a brain you've got, Lola! I thought I could picture anything, but to create these two guys of ours—the absolute best in the whole Solar System—it's a stroke of genius...."
"Shut up, will you, you human hyena, and listen!" James roared aloud. "There ought to be some better way than that."
"Shut up, will you, you human hyena, and listen!" James shouted loudly. "There has to be some better way than that."
"Better? Than sheer perfection?" Belle was still laughing but could now talk coherently.
"Better? Than pure perfection?" Belle was still laughing but could now speak clearly.
"If you can think of another way, Jim, the meeting is still open." Garlock was wiping his eyes. "But it'll have to be a dilly. I'm not exactly enamored of Lola's idea, either, but as the answer it's one hundred percent to as many decimal places as you want to take time to write zeroes."
"If you can think of another solution, Jim, the meeting is still open." Garlock was wiping his eyes. "But it better be a good one. I'm not really thrilled about Lola's idea either, but as far as answers go, it's spot on—one hundred percent, with as many decimal places as you want to add zeroes."
There was more talk, but no improvement could be made upon Lola's idea.
There was more discussion, but no one could improve on Lola's idea.
"Well, we've got until morning," Garlock said, finally. "If anybody comes up with anything by then, let me know. If not, it goes into effect the minute we open the locks. The meeting is adjourned."
"Alright, we have until morning," Garlock said at last. "If anyone thinks of something by then, let me know. If not, it will take effect as soon as we unlock the doors. The meeting is closed."
Belle and James left the room; and, a few minutes later, Garlock went out. Lola followed him into his room and closed the door behind her. She sat down on the edge of a chair, lighted a cigarette, and began to smoke in short, nervous puffs. She opened her mouth to say something, but shut it without making a sound.
Belle and James left the room, and a few minutes later, Garlock went out. Lola followed him into his room and closed the door behind her. She sat on the edge of a chair, lit a cigarette, and started smoking in quick, nervous puffs. She opened her mouth to say something but then closed it again without saying a word.
"You're afraid of me, Lola?" he asked, quietly.
"Are you scared of me, Lola?" he asked softly.
"Oh, I don't.... Well, that is...." She wouldn't lie, and she wouldn't admit the truth. "You see, I've never ... I mean, I haven't had very much experience."
"Oh, I don't.... Well, that is...." She wouldn't lie, and she wouldn't admit the truth. "You see, I've never ... I mean, I haven't had much experience."
"You needn't be afraid of me at all. I'm not going to pair with you."
"You don't need to be afraid of me at all. I'm not going to team up with you."
"You're not?" Her mouth dropped open and the cigarette fell out of it. She took a few seconds to recover it. "Why not? Don't you think I could do a good enough job?"
"You're not?" Her mouth fell open and the cigarette slipped out. She took a few seconds to pick it up. "Why not? Don't you think I could do a good job?"
She stood up and stretched, to show her splendid figure to its best advantage.
She stood up and stretched, showcasing her amazing figure to its best advantage.
Garlock laughed. "Nothing like that, Lola; you have plenty of sex appeal. It's just that I don't like the conditions. I never have paired. I never have had much to do with women, and that little has been urbane, logical, and strictly en passant; on the level of mutual physical desire. Thus, I have never taken a virgin. Pairing with one is very definitely not my idea of urbanity and there's altogether too much obligation to suit me. For all of which good reasons I am not going to pair with you, now or ever."
Garlock laughed. "It's nothing like that, Lola; you definitely have charm. It's just that I don't like the situation. I’ve never paired up. I haven't interacted much with women, and when I have, it's been sophisticated, logical, and purely en passant; based on mutual physical attraction. So, I've never taken a virgin. Pairing with one is definitely not my idea of sophistication, and the obligations that come with it are just too much for me. For all these reasons, I’m not going to pair with you, now or ever."
"How do you know whether I'm a virgin or not? You've never read me that deep. Nobody can. Not even you, unless I let you."
"How do you know if I'm a virgin or not? You’ve never understood me that deeply. No one can. Not even you, unless I allow it."
"Reading isn't necessary—you flaunt it like a banner."
"Reading isn't essential—you show it off like a trophy."
"I don't know what you mean.... I certainly don't do it intentionally. But I ought to pair with you, Clee!" Lola had lost all of her nervousness, most of her fear. "It's part of the job I was chosen for. If I'd known, I'd've gone out and got some experience. Really I would have."
"I have no idea what you're talking about... I definitely don't do it on purpose. But I should team up with you, Clee!" Lola had shed all of her anxiety, most of her fear. "It's part of the job I was picked for. If I'd known, I would have gone out and gained some experience. I really would have."
"I believe that. I think you would have been silly enough to have done just that. And you have a very high regard for your virginity, too, don't you?"
"I believe that. I think you would have been foolish enough to do exactly that. And you hold your virginity in pretty high regard, don’t you?"
"Well, I ... I used to. But we'd better go ahead with it. I've got to."
"Well, I ... I used to. But we should just go for it. I've got to."
"No such thing. Permissible, but not obligatory."
"No such thing. Allowed, but not required."
"But it was assumed. As a matter of course. Anyway ... well, when that girl started making passes at you, I thought you could have just as much fun, or even more—she's charming; a real darling, isn't she?—without pairing with me, and then I had to open my big mouth and be the one to keep you from playing games with anyone except me, and I certainly am not going to let you suffer...."
"But it was just expected. Naturally. Anyway... when that girl started flirting with you, I thought you could have just as much fun, or even more—she's lovely; a total sweetheart, right?—without being with me, and then I had to say something and be the one to stop you from having fun with anyone but me, and I definitely won't let you go through that...."
"Bunk!" Garlock snorted. "Sheer flapdoodle! Pure psychological prop-wash, started and maintained by men who are either too weak to direct and control their drives or who haven't any real work to occupy their minds. It applies to many men, of course, possibly to most. It does not, however, apply to all, and, it lacks one whole hell of a lot of applying to me. Does that make you feel better?"
"Bunk!" Garlock scoffed. "Complete nonsense! Just some psychological manipulation, created and kept alive by guys who are either too weak to manage their impulses or who don’t have anything meaningful to keep them busy. This applies to a lot of men, sure, probably most. But it definitely doesn't apply to everyone, and it sure doesn't apply to me. Does that make you feel better?"
"Oh, it does ... it does. Thanks, Clee. You know, I like you, a lot."
"Oh, it really does ... it really does. Thanks, Clee. You know, I really like you, a lot."
"Do you? Kiss me."
"Do you? Kiss me."
She did so.
She did it.
"See?"
"See?"
"You tricked me!"
"You fooled me!"
"I did not. I want you to see the truth and face it. Your idealism is admirable, permanent, and shatter-proof; but your starry-eyed schoolgirl's mawkishness is none of the three. You'll have to grow up, some day. In my opinion, forcing yourself to give up one of your hardest-held ideals—virginity—merely because of the utter bilge that those idiot head-shrinkers stuffed you with, is sheer, plain idiocy. I suppose that makes you like me even less, but I'm laying it right on the line."
"I didn't. I want you to see the truth and deal with it. Your idealism is admirable, lasting, and unbreakable; but your naive schoolgirl sentimentality is none of those things. You'll have to grow up someday. Honestly, forcing yourself to give up one of your deepest-held beliefs—virginity—just because of the nonsense that those clueless therapists filled your head with, is pure stupidity. I guess that makes you like me even less, but I'm being straightforward."
"No ... more. I'll argue with you, when we have time, about some of your points, but the last one—if it's valid—has tremendous force. I didn't know men felt that way. But no matter what my feeling for you really is, I'm really grateful to you for the reprieve ... and you know, Clee, I'm pretty sure you're going to get us back home. If anyone can, you can."
"No ... more. I'll debate with you, when we have time, about some of your points, but the last one—if it’s valid—carries a lot of weight. I didn’t realize men felt that way. But no matter what my feelings for you actually are, I really appreciate the break ... and you know, Clee, I’m pretty sure you’re going to get us back home. If anyone can, it’s you."
"I'm going to try to. Even if I can't, it will be Belle, not you, that I'll take for the long pull. And not because you'd rather have Jim—which you would, of course...."
"I'm going to try. Even if I can't, it will be Belle, not you, that I'll choose for the long haul. And not because you'd prefer Jim—which you definitely would, of course...."
"To be honest, I think I would."
"Honestly, I think I will."
"Certainly. He's your type. You're not mine; Belle is. Well, that buttons it up, Brownie, except for one thing. To Jim and Belle and everyone else, we're paired."
"Sure. He's your type. You're not mine; Belle is. Well, that settles it, Brownie, except for one thing. To Jim and Belle and everyone else, we're a couple."
"Of course. Urbanity, as well as to present a united front to any and all worlds."
"Of course. Sophistication, as well as to show a united front to any and all worlds."
"Check. So watch your shield."
"Check. Watch your shield."
"I always do. That stuff is 'way, 'way down. I'm awfully glad you called me 'Brownie,' Clee. I didn't think you ever would."
"I always do. That stuff is really, really low. I'm really glad you called me 'Brownie,' Clee. I didn't think you ever would."
"I didn't expect to—but I never talked to a woman this way before, either. Maybe it had a mellowing effect."
"I didn't expect to—but I've never talked to a woman like this before, either. Maybe it had a calming effect."
"You don't need mellowing—I do like you a lot, just exactly as you are."
"You don't need to change— I really like you just the way you are."
"If true, I'm very glad of it. But don't strain yourself; and I mean that literally, not as sarcasm."
"If that’s the case, I’m really happy to hear it. But don’t push yourself; I mean that seriously, not as a joke."
"I know. I'm not straining a bit, and this'll prove it."
"I know. I'm not pushing myself at all, and this will prove it."
She kissed him again, and this time it was a production.
She kissed him again, and this time it was an event.
"That was an eminently convincing demonstration, Brownie, but don't do it too often."
"That was a really convincing demonstration, Brownie, but don’t do it too often."
"I won't." She laughed, gayly and happily. "If there's any next time, you'll have to kiss me first."
"I won't." She laughed, playfully and joyfully. "If there’s a next time, you’ll have to kiss me first."
She paused and sobered. "But remember. If you should change your mind, any time you really want to ... to kiss me, come right in. I won't be as silly and nervous and afraid as I was just now. That's a promise. Good night, Clee."
She paused and became serious. "But remember, if you ever change your mind, anytime you really want to... kiss me, just come on in. I won't be as silly, nervous, or afraid as I was just now. That's a promise. Good night, Clee."
"Good night, Brownie."
"Good night, Brownie."
CHAPTER 2
Next morning, Garlock was the last one, by a fraction of a minute, into the Main. "Good morning, all," he said, with a slight smile.
Next morning, Garlock was the last one, by just a moment, into the Main. "Good morning, everyone," he said, with a slight smile.
"Huh? How come?" James demanded, as all four started toward the dining nook.
"Huh? Why?" James asked, as all four headed toward the dining nook.
Garlock's smile widened. "Lola. She brought me a pot of coffee and wouldn't let me out until I drank it."
Garlock's smile got bigger. "Lola. She brought me a pot of coffee and wouldn't let me leave until I drank it."
"Brought?"
"Got it?"
"Yeah. They haven't read their room-tapes yet, so they don't know that room-service is practically unlimited."
"Yeah. They haven't checked their room tapes yet, so they don't realize that room service is basically unlimited."
"Why didn't I think of that coffee business a couple of years ago?"
"Why didn't I think of that coffee business a couple of years ago?"
"Well, why didn't I think of it myself, ten years ago?"
"Well, why didn’t I come up with that myself, ten years ago?"
Belle's eyes had been going from one, man to the other. "Just what are you two talking about? If it's anybody's business except your own?"
Belle's eyes were darting between the two men. "What are you two talking about? Is it anyone's business other than your own?"
"He is an early-morning grouch," James explained, as they sat down at the table. "Not fit to associate with man or beast—not even his own dog, if he had one—when he first gets up. How come you were smart enough to get the answer so quick, Brownie?"
"He's a grumpy morning person," James explained as they took a seat at the table. "He's not fit to be around anyone, not even a dog, if he had one, right after he wakes up. How did you figure out the answer so quickly, Brownie?"
"Oh, the pattern isn't too rare." She shrugged daintily, sweeping the compliment aside. "Especially among men on big jobs who work under tremendous pressure."
"Oh, the pattern isn't that unusual." She shrugged gracefully, brushing off the compliment. "Especially among men in high-pressure jobs."
"Then how about Jim?" Belle asked.
"Then what about Jim?" Belle asked.
"Clee's the Big Brain, not me," James said.
"Clee's the smart one, not me," James said.
"You're a lot Bigger Brain than any of the men Lola's talking about," Belle insisted.
"You're way smarter than any of the guys Lola's talking about," Belle insisted.
"That's true," Lola agreed, "but Jim probably is—must be—an icebox raider. Eats in the middle of the night. Clee probably doesn't. It's a good bet that he doesn't nibble between meals at all. Check, Clee?"
"That's true," Lola agreed, "but Jim probably is—has to be—a midnight snacker. He eats in the middle of the night. Clee probably doesn't. It's a safe bet that he doesn't snack between meals at all. Right, Clee?"
"Check. But what has an empty stomach got to do with the case?"
"Check. But what does having an empty stomach have to do with this situation?"
"Everything. Nobody knows how. Lots of theories—enzymes, blood sugar, endocrine balance, what have you—but no proof. It isn't always true. However, six or seven hours of empty stomach, in a man who takes his job to bed with him, is very apt to uglify his pre-breakfast disposition."
"Everything. No one knows how. There are lots of theories—enzymes, blood sugar, hormonal balance, you name it—but no solid proof. It's not always the case. Still, six or seven hours of an empty stomach in a man who brings his job to bed with him is likely to make his mood before breakfast pretty unpleasant."
Breakfast over and out in the Main:
Breakfast is done in the Main:
"But when a man's disposition is ugly all the time, how can you tell the difference?" Belle asked, innocently.
"But when a guy's attitude is awful all the time, how can you tell the difference?" Belle asked, innocently.
"I'll let that pass," Garlock's smile disappeared, "because we've got work to do. Have any of you thought of any improvement on Lola's monogamous society?"
"I'll let that slide," Garlock's smile vanished, "because we've got work to do. Has anyone come up with any ideas for improving Lola's monogamous society?"
No one had. In fact—
No one did. Actually—
"There may be a loop-hole in it," Lola said, thoughtfully. "Did any of you happen to notice whether they know anything about artificial insemination?"
"There might be a loophole in it," Lola said, thinking. "Did any of you notice if they know anything about artificial insemination?"
"D'you think I'd stand for that?" Belle blazed, before Garlock could begin to search his mind. "I'd scratch anybody's eyes out—if you'd thought of that idea as a woman instead of as a near-Ph.D. in anthropology you'd've thrown it into the converter before it even hatched!"
"D'you think I'd put up with that?" Belle fumed, before Garlock could start sorting through his thoughts. "I’d lash out at anyone—if you’d thought of that idea as a woman instead of as someone working on a near-Ph.D. in anthropology, you would’ve tossed it into the trash before it even had a chance to develop!"
"Invasion of privacy? That covers it, of course, but I didn't think it would bother you a bit." Lola paused, studying the other girl intently. "You're quite a problem yourself. Callous—utterly savage humor—yet very sensitive in some ways—fastidious...."
"Invasion of privacy? Sure, that sums it up, but I didn’t think it would bother you at all." Lola paused, looking closely at the other girl. "You’re really complicated. Cold—totally brutal humor—yet very sensitive in some ways—particular...."
"I'm not on the table for dissection!" Belle snapped. "Study me all you please, but keep the notes in your notebook. I'd suggest you study Clee."
"I'm not here for you to dissect!" Belle shot back. "You can observe all you want, but write your notes in your notebook. I'd recommend you focus on Clee."
"Oh, I have been. He baffles me, too. I'm not very good yet, you...."
"Oh, I have been. He confuses me, too. I'm not very good at it yet, you...."
"That's the unders...."
"That's the under..."
"Cut it!" Garlock ordered, sharply. "I said we had work to do. Jim, you're hunting up the nearest observatory."
"Cut it!" Garlock ordered sharply. "I said we have work to do. Jim, you're looking for the nearest observatory."
"How about transportation? No teleportation?"
"How's transportation? No teleportation?"
"Out. Rent a car or hire a plane, or both. Fill your wallet—better have too much money than not enough. If you're too far away tonight to make it feasible to come back here, send me a flash. Brownie, you'll work this town first. Belle and I will have to work in the library for a while. We'll all want to compare notes tonight...."
"Get out. Rent a car or hire a plane, or both. Make sure your wallet is full—it's better to have too much money than not enough. If you're too far away tonight to make it back here, just send me a quick message. Brownie, you'll be working this town first. Belle and I will need to spend some time in the library. We'll all want to share what we find tonight...."
"Yeah," James said into the pause, "I could tune in remote, but I don't know where I'll be, so it might not be so good."
"Yeah," James said during the silence, "I could connect remotely, but I don't know where I'll be, so it might not turn out well."
"Check. You can 'port, but be damn sure nobody sees or senses you doing it. That buttons it up, I guess."
"Check. You can teleport, but make sure no one sees or feels you doing it. That wraps it up, I guess."
James and Lola left the ship; Garlock and Belle went into the library.
James and Lola got off the ship; Garlock and Belle entered the library.
"If I didn't know you were impotent, Clee," Belle shivered affectedly and began to laugh, "I'd be scared to death to be alone with you in this great big spaceship. Lola hasn't realized yet what she really hatched out—the screamingest screamer ever pulled on anybody!"
"If I didn't know you couldn't perform, Clee," Belle shivered dramatically and started to laugh, "I'd be terrified to be alone with you in this huge spaceship. Lola hasn't figured out yet what she really brought into the world—the loudest screamer anyone has ever seen!"
"It isn't that funny. You have got a savage sense of humor."
"It’s not that funny. You have a brutal sense of humor."
"Perhaps." She shrugged her shoulders. "But you were on the receiving end, which makes a big difference. She's a peculiar sort of duck. Brainy, but impersonal—academic. She knows all the words and all their meanings, all the questions and all the answers, but she doesn't apply any of them to herself. She's always the observer, never the participant. Pure egg-head ... pure? That's it. She looks, acts, talks, and thinks like a virgin.... Well, if that's all, she isn't any—or is she? Even though you've started calling her 'Brownie,' like my now-tamed tomcat, you might not...." She stared at him.
"Maybe." She shrugged. "But you were the one on the receiving end, which changes things. She's a strange one. Smart, but distant—very academic. She knows all the words and their meanings, all the questions and answers, but she doesn’t apply any of it to herself. She's always observing, never actually participating. Total egghead... or is she? She looks, acts, talks, and thinks like a virgin... Well, if that’s all there is, she isn’t one— or is she? Even though you've started calling her 'Brownie,' like my now-tamed tomcat, you might not...." She stared at him.
"Go ahead. Probe."
"Go ahead. Explore."
"Why waste energy trying to crack a Prime's shield? But just out of curiosity, are you two pairing, or not?"
"Why bother wasting energy trying to break through a Prime's shield? But out of curiosity, are you two a couple or not?"
"Tut-tut; don't be inurbane. Let's talk about Jim instead. I thought he'd be gibbering."
"Tut-tut; don't be rude. Let's talk about Jim instead. I thought he'd be rambling."
"No, I'm working under double wraps—full dampers. I don't want him in love with me. You want to know why?"
"No, I'm keeping everything under wraps—totally discreet. I don't want him falling for me. Want to know why?"
"I think I know why."
"I think I know why."
"Because having him mooning around underfoot would weaken the team and I want to get back to Tellus."
"Having him hanging around underfoot would weaken the team, and I want to get back to Tellus."
"I was wrong, then. I thought you were out after bigger game."
"I was wrong, then. I thought you were going after bigger prey."
Belle's face went stiff and still. "What do you mean by that?"
Belle's face became tense and motionless. "What do you mean by that?"
"Plain enough, I would think. Wherever you are, you've got to be the Boss. You've never been in any kind of a party for fifteen minutes without taking it over. When you snap the whip everybody jumps—or else—and you swing a wicked knife. For your information I don't jump, I am familiar with knives, and you will never run this project or any part of it."
"That seems pretty clear to me. No matter where you are, you’ve got to be the Boss. You’ve never been at any kind of gathering for more than fifteen minutes without taking charge. When you crack the whip, everyone jumps—or else—and you wield a sharp knife. Just so you know, I don’t jump, I know my way around knives, and you will never control this project or any part of it."
Belle's face set; her eyes hardened. "While we're putting out information, take note that I'm just as good with actual knives as with figurative ones. If you're still thinking of blistering my fanny, don't try it. You'll find a rawhide haft sticking up out of one of those muscles you're so proud of—clear enough Mr. Garlock."
Belle's expression hardened, her eyes steely. "While we're sharing information, remember that I'm just as skilled with real knives as I am with the metaphorical ones. If you're still considering trying to come after me, don't—because you'll end up with a rawhide handle sticking out of one of those muscles you're so proud of. Got it, Mr. Garlock?"
"Why don't you talk sense, instead of such yak-yak?"
"Why don't you make sense instead of just rambling on?"
"Huh?"
"Wait, what?"
"I know you're a Prime, too, but don't let it go to your head. I've got more stuff than you have, so you can't Gunther me. You weigh one thirty-five to my two seventeen. I'm harder, stronger, and faster than you are. You're probably a bit limberer—not too much—but I've forgotten more judo than you ever will know. So what's the answer?"
"I know you’re a Prime too, but don’t let it get to your head. I’ve got more stuff than you do, so you can’t outsmart me. You weigh 135 to my 217. I’m tougher, stronger, and faster than you. You might be a little more flexible—not by much—but I’ve forgotten more judo than you’ll ever know. So what’s the answer?"
Belle was breathing hard. "Then why don't you do it right now?"
Belle was breathing heavily. "So, why don't you just do it now?"
"Several reasons. I couldn't brag much about licking anybody I outweigh by eighty-two pounds. I can't figure out your logic—if any—but I'm pretty sure now it wouldn't do either of us any good. Just the opposite."
"Several reasons. I couldn't really boast about beating someone I outweigh by eighty-two pounds. I can't understand your reasoning—if there is any—but I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t benefit either of us. Quite the opposite."
"From your standpoint, would that be bad?"
"From your perspective, would that be bad?"
"What a hell of a logic! You have got the finest brain of any woman living. You're stronger than Jim is by a lot more than the Prime-to-Operator ratio—you've got more initiative, more drive, more guts. You know as well as I do what your brain may mean before we get back. Why in all hell don't you start using it?"
"What a mess of a logic! You have the sharpest mind of any woman alive. You're way stronger than Jim, with much more than just the Prime-to-Operator ratio—you have more initiative, more drive, more guts. You know as well as I do what your brain could accomplish before we get back. So why the hell don't you start using it?"
"You are complimenting me?"
"You are complimenting me?"
"No. It's the truth, isn't it?"
"No. It’s the truth, right?"
"What difference does that make? Clee Garlock, I simply can't understand you at all."
"What difference does it make? Clee Garlock, I just can't understand you at all."
"That makes it mutual. I can't understand a geometry in which the crookedest line between any two given points is the best line. Let's get to work, shall we?"
"That makes it mutual. I can't grasp a geometry where the most twisted line between any two points is considered the best line. Let's get to work, okay?"
"Uh-huh, let's. One more bit of information, though, first. Any such idea as taking the Project away from you simply never entered my mind!" She gave him a warm and friendly smile as she walked over to the file-cabinets.
"Sure, let's do that. But first, I want to share one more thing. The thought of taking the Project away from you never crossed my mind!" She gave him a warm and friendly smile as she walked over to the file cabinets.
For hours, then, they worked; each scanning tape after tape. At mid-day they ate a light lunch. Shortly thereafter, Garlock put away his reader and all his loose tapes. "Are you getting anywhere, Belle? I'm not making any progress."
For hours, they worked, each going through tape after tape. At noon, they had a quick lunch. Soon after, Garlock put away his reader and all his loose tapes. "Are you finding anything, Belle? I'm not making any headway."
"Yes, but of course planets are probably pretty much the same everywhere—Tellus-type ones, I mean, of course. Is all the Xenology as cockeyed as I'm afraid it must be?"
"Yeah, but I guess planets are probably pretty similar everywhere—Earth-like ones, I mean, obviously. Is all the Xenology as crazy as I think it is?"
"Check. The one basic assumption was that there are no human beings other than Tellurians. From that they derive the secondary assumption that humanoid types will be scarce. From there they scatter out in all directions. So I'll have to roll my own. I've got to see Atterlin, anyway. I'll be back for supper. So long."
"Check. The main assumption was that there are no humans besides Tellurians. From that, they conclude that humanoid types will be rare. After that, they spread out in all directions. So I’ll have to figure it out myself. I need to see Atterlin anyway. I’ll be back for dinner. See you later."
At the Port Office, Grand Lady Neldine met him even more enthusiastically than before; taking both his hands and pressing them against her firm, almost-bare breasts. She tried to hold back as Garlock led her along the corridor.
At the Port Office, Grand Lady Neldine greeted him with even more excitement than before, taking both his hands and pressing them against her firm, nearly bare breasts. She attempted to restrain herself as Garlock guided her down the corridor.
"I have an explanation, and in a sense an apology, for you, Grand Lady Neldine, and for you, Governor Atterlin," he thought carefully. "I would have explained yesterday, but I had no understanding of the situation here until our anthropologist, Lola Montandon, elucidated it very laboriously to me. She herself, a scientist highly trained in that specialty, could grasp it only by referring back to somewhat similar situations which may have existed in the remote past—so remote a past that the concept is known only to specialists and is more than half mythical, even to them."
"I have an explanation, and in a way, an apology for you, Grand Lady Neldine, and for you, Governor Atterlin," he thought carefully. "I would have explained yesterday, but I didn't fully understand the situation here until our anthropologist, Lola Montandon, painstakingly clarified it for me. Even she, a highly trained scientist in that field, could only grasp it by referring back to somewhat similar situations that may have happened in the distant past—so distant that the concept is known only to specialists and feels more than half mythical, even to them."
He went on to give in detail the sexual customs, obligations, and limitations of Lola's purely imaginary civilization.
He went on to explain in detail the sexual customs, responsibilities, and restrictions of Lola's entirely fictional civilization.
"Then it isn't that you don't want to, but you can't?" the lady asked, incredulously.
"Then it's not that you don't want to, but you can't?" the lady asked, in disbelief.
"Mentally, I can have no desire. Physically, the act is impossible," he assured her.
"Mentally, I can't feel any desire. Physically, it's impossible," he assured her.
"What a shame!" Her thought was a peculiar mixture of disappointment and relief: disappointment in that she was not to bear this man's super-child; relief in that, after all, she had not personally failed—if she couldn't have this perfectly wonderful man herself, no other woman except his wife could ever have him, either. But what a shame to waste such a man as that on any one woman! It was really too bad.
"What a shame!" Her thoughts were a strange mix of disappointment and relief: disappointed that she wouldn't have this amazing man's super-child; relieved that she hadn’t personally failed—if she couldn’t have this perfectly wonderful man for herself, no one else except his wife could have him either. But what a shame to waste such a man on any one woman! It really was too bad.
"I see ... I see—wonderful!" Atterlin's thought was not at all incredulous, but vastly awed. "It is of course logical that as the power of mind increases, physical matters become less and less important. But you will have much to give us; we may perhaps have some small things to give you. If we could visit your Tellus, perhaps...?"
"I see ... I see—amazing!" Atterlin's thoughts were not skeptical at all, but deeply impressed. "It makes sense that as mental strength grows, physical things matter less and less. But you have a lot to offer us; we might have a few small things to share with you. If we could visit your Tellus, maybe...?"
"That also is impossible. We four in the Pleiades are lost in space. This is the first planet we have visited on our first trial of a new method—new to us, at least—of interstellar travel. We missed our objective, probably by many millions of parsecs, and it is quite possible that we four will never be able to find our way back. We are trying now, by charting the galaxies throughout billions of cubic parsecs of space, to find merely the direction in which our own galaxy lies."
"That’s also impossible. The four of us in the Pleiades are lost in space. This is the first planet we've visited on our initial trial of a new method—new to us, at least—of interstellar travel. We missed our target, likely by millions of parsecs, and it’s very possible that we’ll never find our way back. Right now, we’re trying to chart the galaxies across billions of cubic parsecs of space to identify just the direction of our own galaxy."
"What a concept! What stupendous minds! But such immense distances, sir ... what can you possibly be using for a space-drive?"
"What a concept! What incredible minds! But such vast distances, sir... what on earth are you using for a space-drive?"
"None, as you understand the term. We travel by instantaneous translation, by means of something we call 'Gunther'.... I am not at all sure that I can explain it to you satisfactorily, but I will try to do so, if you wish."
"None, as you understand the term. We travel by instant translation, through something we call 'Gunther'.... I'm not entirely sure I can explain it to you in a satisfactory way, but I'll try if you'd like."
"Please do so, sir, by all means."
"Of course, go right ahead, sir."
Garlock opened the highest Gunther cells of his mind. There was nothing as elementary as telepathy, teleportation, telekinesis, or the like; it was the pure, raw Gunther of the Gunther Drive, which even he himself made no pretense of understanding fully. He opened those cells and pushed that knowledge at the two Hodellian minds.
Garlock opened the deepest Gunther cells of his mind. There was nothing as basic as telepathy, teleportation, telekinesis, or the like; it was the pure, raw Gunther of the Gunther Drive, which even he didn’t pretend to fully understand. He opened those cells and projected that knowledge to the two Hodellian minds.
The result was just as instantaneous and just as catastrophic as Garlock had expected. Both blocks went up almost instantly.
The result was just as quick and just as disastrous as Garlock had anticipated. Both blocks exploded almost immediately.
"Oh, no!" Atterlin exclaimed, his face turning white.
"Oh, no!" Atterlin shouted, his face going pale.
The girl shrieked once, covered her face with her hands, and collapsed on the floor.
The girl let out a scream, covered her face with her hands, and fell to the floor.
"Oh, I'm so sorry ... excuse my ignorance, please!" Garlock implored, as he picked the girl up, carried her across the room to a sofa, and assured himself that she had not been really hurt. She recovered quickly. "I'm very sorry, Grand Lady Neldine and Governor Atterlin, but I didn't know ... that is, I didn't realize...."
"Oh, I'm so sorry ... please excuse my ignorance!" Garlock pleaded, as he picked the girl up, carried her across the room to a sofa, and made sure she was really okay. She bounced back quickly. "I’m really sorry, Grand Lady Neldine and Governor Atterlin, but I didn’t know ... I mean, I didn’t realize...."
"You are trying to break it gently." Atterlin was both shocked and despondent. "This being the first planet you have visited, you simply did not realize how feeble our minds really are."
"You’re trying to take it easy on me." Atterlin was both shocked and downcast. "Since this is the first planet you've visited, you just didn’t understand how fragile our minds actually are."
"Oh, not at all, really, sir and lady." Garlock began deftly to repair the morale he had shattered. "Merely younger. With your system of genetics, so much more logical and efficient than our strict monogamy, your race will undoubtedly make more progress in a few centuries than we made in many millennia. And in a few centuries more you will pass us—will master this only partially-known Gunther Drive.
"Oh, not at all, really, sir and ma'am." Garlock quickly started to rebuild the morale he had broken. "You're just younger. With your genetics system, which is so much more logical and efficient than our rigid monogamy, your race will surely achieve more in a few centuries than we did in many millennia. And in a few more centuries, you'll surpass us—will fully understand this only partially-known Gunther Drive."
"Esthetically, Lady Neldine, I would like very much to father you a child." He allowed his coldly unmoved gaze to survey her charms. "I am sorry indeed that it cannot be. I trust that you, Governor Atterlin, will be kind enough to spread word of our physical shortcomings, and so spare us further embarrassment?"
"Honestly, Lady Neldine, I would really love to have a child with you." He let his expressionless eyes take in her beauty. "I'm truly sorry that it can't happen. I hope you, Governor Atterlin, will pass on our physical limitations to others and save us from more embarrassment?"
"Not shortcomings, sir, and, I truly hope, no embarrassment," Atterlin protested. "We are immensely glad to have seen you, since your very existence gives us so much hope for the future. I will spread word, and every Hodellian will do whatever he can to help you in your quest."
"Not shortcomings, sir, and I really hope there's no embarrassment," Atterlin protested. "We are so grateful to have seen you, because your very presence gives us so much hope for the future. I'll spread the word, and every Hodellian will do whatever they can to help you in your quest."
"Thank you, sir and lady," and Garlock took his leave.
"Thank you, sir and ma'am," Garlock said as he took his leave.
"What an act, my male-looking but impotent darling!" came Belle's clear, incisive thought, bubbling with unrestrained merriment. "For our Doctor Garlock, the Prime Exponent and First Disciple of Truth, what an act! Esthetically, he'd like to father her a child, it says here in fine print—Boy, if she only knew! One tiny grain of truth and she'd chase you from here to Andromeda! Clee, I swear this thing is going to kill me yet!"
"What a performance, my masculine yet powerless darling!" Belle thought clearly, bursting with unfiltered laughter. "For our Doctor Garlock, the top representative and first follower of Truth, what a show! Honestly, he’d love to father her child, it says right here in small print—Wow, if she only knew! One small piece of truth and she’d run you from here to Andromeda! Clee, I swear this is going to be the death of me!"
"Anything that would do that I'm very much in favor of!" Garlock growled the thought and snapped up his shield.
"Anything that would do that, I'm totally on board with!" Garlock growled the thought and grabbed his shield.
This one was, quite definitely, Belle's round.
This one was definitely Belle's turn.
Garlock took the Hodellian equivalent of a bus to the center of the city, then set out aimlessly to walk. The buildings and their arrangement, he noted—not much to his surprise now—were not too different from those of the cities of Earth.
Garlock took the Hodellian version of a bus to the city center, then set out to walk without a specific destination. He noticed that the buildings and their layout—something that didn’t surprise him much anymore—were quite similar to those found in cities on Earth.
With his guard down to about the sixth level, highly receptive but not at all selective, he strolled up one street and down another. He was not attentive to detail yet; he was trying to get the broad aspects, the "feel" of this hitherto unknown civilization.
With his guard lowered to about the sixth level, very open but not picky at all, he walked up one street and down another. He wasn’t focused on the details yet; he was trying to get the overall vibe, the "feel" of this previously unknown civilization.
The ether was practically saturated with thought. Apparently this was the afternoon rush hour, as the sidewalks were crowded with people and the streets were full of cars. It did not seem as though anyone, whether in the buildings, on the sidewalks, or in the cars, was doing any blocking at all. If there were any such things as secrets on Hodell, they were scarce. Each person, man, woman, or child, went about his own business, radiating full blast. No one paid any attention to the thoughts of anyone else except in the case of couples or groups, the units of which were engaged in conversation. It reminded Garlock of a big Tellurian party when the punch-bowls were running low—everybody talking at the top of his voice and nobody listening.
The atmosphere was practically buzzing with thoughts. It seemed like it was the afternoon rush hour, with sidewalks packed with people and streets filled with cars. Nobody in the buildings, on the sidewalks, or in the cars seemed to be holding back at all. If there were any secrets on Hodell, they were hard to find. Each person—man, woman, or child—went about their own business, fully present. No one paid attention to anyone else's thoughts unless they were part of a couple or group engaged in conversation. It reminded Garlock of a big party on Earth when the punch bowls were running low—everyone talking at the top of their lungs and no one really listening.
This whole gale of thought was blowing over Garlock's receptors like a Great Plains wind over miles-wide fields of corn. He did not address anyone directly; no one addressed him. At first, quite a few young women, at sight of his unusual physique, had sent out tentative feelers of thought; and some men had wondered, in the same tentative and indirect fashion, who he was and where he came from. However, when the information he had given Atterlin spread throughout the city—and it did not take long—no one paid any more attention to him than they did to each other.
This whole rush of thoughts was sweeping through Garlock's mind like a Great Plains wind over miles of cornfields. He didn't talk to anyone directly; no one talked to him. At first, quite a few young women, noticing his unusual build, had sent out tentative signals of interest; and some men had curiously wondered, in the same tentative and indirect way, who he was and where he came from. However, once the information he had shared with Atterlin spread throughout the city—and it didn’t take long—no one paid any more attention to him than they did to one another.
Probing into and through various buildings, he learned that groups of people were quitting work at intervals of about fifteen minutes. There were thoughts of tidying up desks; of letting the rest of this junk go until tomorrow; of putting away and/or covering up office machines of various sorts. There were thoughts of powdering noses and of repairing make-up.
Probing into and through various buildings, he discovered that groups of people were leaving work every fifteen minutes or so. They thought about cleaning their desks, deciding to leave the rest of the clutter for tomorrow, and putting away or covering office machines of different kinds. They also considered touching up their makeup and fixing their appearance.
He pulled in his receptors and scanned the crowded ways for guardians—he'd have to call them that until either he or Lola found out their real name. Same as at the airport—the more people, the more guardians. What were they? How? And why?
He pulled in his senses and scanned the crowded paths for guardians—he'd have to call them that until either he or Lola discovered their real name. Just like at the airport—the more people there were, the more guardians showed up. What were they? How? And why?
He probed; carefully but thoroughly. When he had talked to the Arpalone he had read him easily enough, but here there was nothing whatever to read. The creature simply was not thinking at all. But that didn't make sense! Garlock tuned, first down, then up; and finally, at the very top of his range, he found something, but he did not at first know what it was. It seemed to be a mass-detector ... no, two of them, paired and balanced. Oh, that was it! One tuned to humanity, one to the other guardians—balanced across a sort of bridge—that was how they kept the ratio so constant! But why? There seemed to be some wide-range receptors there, too, but nothing seemed to be coming in....
He explored carefully but thoroughly. When he talked to the Arpalone, he could read him easily enough, but here there was nothing to read at all. The creature simply wasn’t thinking. But that didn’t make sense! Garlock adjusted his tuning, first down, then up; and finally, at the very top of his range, he found something, though he didn’t immediately know what it was. It seemed to be a mass detector ... no, two of them, paired and balanced. Oh, that was it! One tuned to humanity, the other to the other guardians—balanced across some sort of bridge—that’s how they maintained such a constant ratio! But why? There seemed to be some wide-range receptors there too, but nothing appeared to be coming in....
While he was still studying and still baffled, some kind of stimulus, which was so high and so faint and so alien that he could neither identify nor interpret it, touched the Arpalone's far-flung receptors. Instantly the creature jumped, his powerful, widely-bowed legs sending him high above the heads of the crowd and, it seemed to Garlock, directly toward him. Simultaneously there was an insistent, low-pitched, whistling scream, somewhat like the noise made by an airplane in a no-power dive; and Garlock saw, out of the corner of one eye, a yellowish something flashing downward through the air.
While he was still studying and confused, some kind of stimulus, which was so intense, so faint, and so unfamiliar that he couldn’t identify or understand it, triggered the Arpalone's distant receptors. Instantly, the creature leaped, its powerful, arched legs propelling it high above the crowd, seemingly heading straight for Garlock. At the same time, there was an urgent, low-pitched, whistling scream, similar to the sound of an airplane in a nosedive; and Garlock caught a glimpse, out of the corner of his eye, of a yellowish object streaking downward through the air.
At the same moment the woman immediately in front of Garlock stifled a scream and jumped backward, bumping into him and almost knocking him down. He staggered, caught his balance, and automatically put his arm around his assailant, to keep her from falling to the sidewalk.
At the same moment, the woman right in front of Garlock stifled a scream and jumped back, bumping into him and nearly knocking him over. He stumbled, regained his balance, and instinctively put his arm around her to stop her from falling onto the sidewalk.
In the meantime the guardian, having landed very close to the spot the woman had occupied a moment before, leaped again; this time vertically upward. The thing, whatever it was, was now braking frantically with wings, tail, and body; trying madly to get away. Too late. There was a bone-crushing impact as the two bodies came together in mid-air; a jarring thud as the two creatures, inextricably intertwined, struck the pavement as one.
In the meantime, the guardian, having landed very close to where the woman had been just a moment ago, jumped again; this time straight up. The creature, whatever it was, was now flapping its wings, tail, and body in a desperate attempt to escape. But it was too late. There was a bone-crushing impact as the two bodies collided in mid-air; a jarring thud as the two creatures, impossibly tangled together, hit the pavement as one.
The thing varied in color, Garlock now saw, shading from bright orange at the head to pale yellow at the tail. It had a savagely-tearing curved beak; tremendously powerful wings; its short, thick legs ended in hawk-like talons.
The thing changed colors, Garlock now noticed, shifting from bright orange at the head to pale yellow at the tail. It had a viciously sharp curved beak; incredibly strong wings; its short, thick legs ended in hawk-like talons.
The guardian's bowed legs had already immobilized the yellow wings by clamping them solidly against the yellow body. His two lower arms were holding the frightful talons out of action. His third hand gripped the orange throat, his fourth was exerting tremendous force against the jointure of neck and body. The neck, originally short, was beginning to stretch.
The guardian's bent legs had already pinned the yellow wings tightly against the yellow body. His two lower arms were holding the terrifying claws back. His third hand was gripping the orange throat, while his fourth was applying immense pressure at the joint where the neck and body met. The neck, which had been short initially, was starting to stretch.
For several seconds Garlock had been half-conscious that his accidental companion was trying, with more and more energy, to disengage his encircling left arm from her waist. He wrenched his attention away from the spectacular fight—to which no one else, not even the near-victim, had paid the slightest attention—and now saw that he had his arm around the bare waist of a statuesque matron whose entire costume would have made perhaps half of a Tellurian sun-suit. He dropped his arm with a quick and abject apology.
For several seconds, Garlock had been dimly aware that his accidental companion was increasingly struggling to free his left arm from her waist. He tore his focus away from the intense fight—one that no one else, not even the person nearly harmed, seemed to notice—and realized that he had his arm around the bare waist of an impressive woman whose outfit would barely make up half of a modern spacesuit. He quickly dropped his arm, offering a hasty and sincere apology.
"I should apologize to you instead, Captain Garlock," she thought, with a wide and friendly smile, "for knocking you down, and I thank you for catching me before I fell. I should not have been startled, of course. I would not have been, except that this is the first time that I, personally, have been attacked."
"I should actually apologize to you, Captain Garlock," she thought, smiling broadly and warmly, "for knocking you over, and I appreciate you catching me before I fell. I really shouldn’t have been startled, obviously. I wouldn’t have been, if it weren’t for the fact that this is the first time I've ever been attacked."
"But what are they?" Garlock blurted.
"But what are they?" Garlock blurted.
"I don't know." The woman turned her head and glanced, in complete disinterest, at the two furiously-battling creatures. Garlock knew now that this was the first time, except for that instantly-dismissed thrill of surprise at being the actual target of an attack, that she had thought of either of them. "Orange-yellow? It could be a ... a fumapty, perhaps, but I've no idea, really. You see, such things are none of our business."
"I don't know." The woman turned her head and glanced, with complete disinterest, at the two creatures fiercely battling it out. Garlock realized this was the first time, besides the brief shock of surprise at being the target of an attack, that she had thought about either of them. "Orange-yellow? It could be a... a fumapty, maybe, but honestly, I really have no idea. You see, stuff like this isn’t our concern."
She thought at him, a half-shrug, half-grimace of mild distaste—not at the personal contact with the man nor at the savage duel; but at even thinking of either the guardian or the yellow monster—and walked away into the crowd.
She thought at him with a half-shrug, half-grimace of mild distaste—not because of the personal contact with the man or the brutal duel; but just the thought of either the guardian or the yellow monster—and walked away into the crowd.
Garlock's attention flashed back to the fighters. The yellow thing's neck had been stretched to twice its natural length and the guardian had eaten almost through it. There was a terrific crunch, a couple of smacking, gobbling swallows, and head parted from body. The orange beak still clashed open and shut, however, and the body still thrashed violently.
Garlock's focus returned to the fighters. The yellow creature's neck had been stretched to twice its normal length, and the guardian had chewed almost all the way through it. There was a loud crunch, followed by a couple of slapping, gulping sounds, and the head was severed from the body. However, the orange beak continued to snap open and shut, and the body still thrashed around wildly.
Shifting his grips, the guardian proceeded to tear a hole into his victim's body, just below its breast-bone. Thrusting two arms into the opening, he yanked out two organs—one of which, Garlock thought, could have been the heart—and ate them both; if not with extreme gusto, at least in a workmanlike and thoroughly competent fashion. He then picked up the head in one hand, grabbed the tip of a wing with another, and marched up the street for half a block, dragging the body behind him.
Shifting his grip, the guardian tore a hole into his victim’s body, just below the breastbone. He thrust both arms into the opening and yanked out two organs—one of which, Garlock thought, could have been the heart—and ate them both; if not with extreme enthusiasm, at least in a practical and capable manner. He then picked up the head in one hand, grabbed the tip of a wing with the other, and marched up the street for half a block, dragging the body behind him.
He lifted a manhole cover with his two unoccupied hands, dropped the remains down the hole thus exposed, and let the cover slam back into place. He then squatted down, licked himself meticulously clean with a long, black, extremely agile tongue, and went on about his enigmatic business quite as though nothing had happened.
He lifted a manhole cover with both hands free, dropped the remains into the open hole, and let the cover slam shut behind him. Then he squatted down, cleaned himself thoroughly with his long, black, very agile tongue, and continued with his mysterious business as if nothing had happened.
Garlock strolled around a few minutes longer, but could not recapture any interest in the doings of the human beings around him. He had filed away every detail of what had just happened, and it had so many bizarre aspects that he could not think of anything else. Wherefore he flagged down a "taxi" and was taken out to the Pleiades. Belle and Lola were in the Main.
Garlock walked around for a few more minutes, but he couldn't find any interest in what the people around him were doing. He had stored away every detail of what had just happened, and it was so strange that he couldn't think of anything else. So, he hailed a taxi and was taken out to the Pleiades. Belle and Lola were in the Main.
"I saw the damndest thing, Clee!" Lola exclaimed. "I've been gnawing my fingernails off up to the knuckles, waiting for you!"
"I saw the craziest thing, Clee!" Lola exclaimed. "I've been biting my nails down to the knuckles, waiting for you!"
Lola's experience had been very similar to Garlock's own, except in that her monster was an intense green in color and looked something like a bat about four feet long, with six-inch canine teeth and several stingers....
Lola's experience had been very similar to Garlock's own, except that her monster was a bright green and looked something like a bat about four feet long, with six-inch fang-like teeth and several stingers....
"Did you find out the name of the thing?" Garlock asked.
"Did you find out what it is called?" Garlock asked.
"No. I asked half-a-dozen people, but nobody would even listen to me except one half-grown boy, and the best he could do was that it might be something he had heard another boy say somebody had told him might be a 'lemart.' And as to those lower-case Arpalones, the best I could dig out of anybody was just 'guardians.' Did you do any better?"
"No. I asked a handful of people, but no one would even listen to me except for one semi-grown boy, and the best he could come up with was that it might be something he heard another kid say someone told him might be a 'lemart.' And as for those lower-case Arpalones, the best I could get from anyone was just 'guardians.' Did you find out anything better?"
"No, I didn't do as well," and he told the girls about his own experience.
"No, I didn't do as well," and he shared his experience with the girls.
"But I didn't find any detectors or receptors, Clee," Lola frowned. "Where were they?"
"But I didn't find any detectors or receptors, Clee," Lola said with a frown. "Where were they?"
"'Way up—up here," he showed her. "I'll make a full tape tonight on everything I found out about the guardians and the Arpalones—besides my regular report, I mean—since they're yours, and you can make me one about your friend the green bat...."
"'Way up—up here," he showed her. "I'll record a complete tape tonight on everything I discovered about the guardians and the Arpalones—besides my regular report, I mean—since they're your responsibility, and you can give me one about your friend the green bat..."
"Hey, I like that!" Belle broke in. "That could be taken amiss, you know, by such a sensitive soul as I!"
"Hey, I like that!" Belle interrupted. "That could be misunderstood, you know, by someone as sensitive as I am!"
"Check." Garlock chuckled. "I'll have to file that one, in case I want to use it sometime. How're you coming, Belle?"
"Check," Garlock laughed. "I'll need to save that one, just in case I want to use it later. How's it going, Belle?"
"Nice!" Belle's voracious mind had been so busy absorbing new knowledge that she had temporarily forgotten about her fight with her captain. "I'm just about done here. I'll be ready tomorrow, I think, to visit their library and tape up some planetological and planetographical—notice how insouciantly I toss off those two-credit words?—data on this here planet Hodell."
"Nice!" Belle's eager mind had been so focused on soaking up new knowledge that she had temporarily forgotten about her argument with her captain. "I'm almost done here. I think I'll be ready tomorrow to check out their library and gather some planetary and planet mapping—notice how casually I throw out those two-credit words?—info on this planet Hodell."
"Good going. You've been listening to this stuff Lola and I were chewing on—does any of it make sense to you?"
"Great job. You've been paying attention to what Lola and I were discussing—does any of it make sense to you?"
"It does not. I never heard anything to compare with it."
"It doesn't. I've never heard anything like it."
"Excuse me for changing the subject," Lola put in, plaintively, "but when, if ever, do we eat? Do we have to wait until that confounded James boy gets back from wherever it was he went?"
"Sorry to change the subject," Lola said, sounding a bit upset, "but when do we eat? Do we really have to wait until that annoying James kid gets back from wherever he went?"
"If you're hungry, we'll eat now."
"If you're hungry, we can eat now."
"Hungry? Look!" Lola turned herself sidewise, placed one hand in the small of her back, and pressed hard with the other her flat, taut belly. "See? Only a couple of inches from belt-buckle to backbone—dangerously close to the point of utter collapse."
"Hungry? Look!" Lola turned to the side, placed one hand on her lower back, and pressed down hard with the other hand on her flat, tight belly. "See? Just a couple of inches from belt buckle to spine—dangerously close to the point of total collapse."
"You poor, abused little thing!" Garlock laughed and all three crossed the room to the dining alcove. While they were still ordering, James appeared beside them.
"You poor, mistreated little thing!" Garlock laughed, and all three walked across the room to the dining nook. While they were still making their orders, James showed up next to them.
"Find out anything?" Garlock asked.
"Find anything out?" Garlock asked.
"Yes and no. Yes, in that they have an excellent observatory, with a hundred-eighty-inch reflector, on a mountain only seventy-five miles from here. No, in that I didn't find any duplication of nebulary configurations with the stuff I had with me. However, it was relatively coarse. Tomorrow I'll take a lot of fine stuff along. It'll take some time—a full day, at least."
"Yes and no. Yes, because they have a great observatory with a hundred-eighty-inch reflector, on a mountain just seventy-five miles away. No, because I didn't find any matching nebulous shapes with what I brought. However, it was pretty basic. Tomorrow I'll bring a lot of detailed stuff. It will take some time—a full day, at least."
"I expected that. Good going, Jim!"
"I saw that coming. Nice job, Jim!"
All four ate heartily, and, after eating, they taped up the day's reports. Then, tired from their first real day's work in weeks, all went to their rooms.
All four of them ate with enthusiasm, and after finishing their meal, they sealed up the day's reports. Then, feeling exhausted from their first real day of work in weeks, they all went to their rooms.
A few minutes later, Garlock tapped lightly at Lola's door.
A few minutes later, Garlock knocked softly on Lola's door.
"Come in." She stiffened involuntarily, then relaxed and smiled. "Oh, yes, Clee: of course. You're...."
"Come in." She tensed for a moment, then relaxed and smiled. "Oh, yes, Clee: of course. You're...."
"No, I'm not. I've been doing a lot of thinking about you since last night, and I may have come up with an answer or two. Also, Belle knows we aren't pairing, and if we don't hide behind a screen at least once in a while, she'll know we aren't going to."
"No, I’m not. I’ve been thinking a lot about you since last night, and I might have figured out an answer or two. Also, Belle knows we’re not a couple, and if we don’t hide behind a screen at least occasionally, she’ll realize we’re not going to."
"Screen?"
"Display?"
"Screen. Didn't you know these four private rooms are solid? Haven't you read your house-tape yet?"
"Screen. Didn't you realize these four private rooms are secure? Haven't you listened to your house recording yet?"
"No. But do you think Belle would actually peek?"
"No. But do you really think Belle would look?"
"Do you think she wouldn't?"
"Do you think she would?"
"Well, I don't like her very much, but I wouldn't think she would do anything like that, Clee. It isn't urbane."
"Honestly, I don’t like her much, but I wouldn’t expect her to do something like that, Clee. It’s not classy."
"She isn't urbane, either, whenever she thinks it might be advantageous not to be."
"She isn't sophisticated either, whenever she thinks it might be beneficial not to be."
"What a terrible thing to say!"
"What a horrible thing to say!"
"Take it from me, if Belle Bellamy doesn't know everything that goes on it isn't from lack of trying. You wouldn't know about room service, either, then—better scan that tape before you go to sleep tonight—what'll you have in the line of a drink to while away enough time so she will know we've been playing games?"
"Trust me, if Belle Bellamy doesn't know everything happening around here, it's not because she didn't try. You wouldn't know about room service either—better watch that tape before you go to sleep tonight—what kind of drink do you want to pass the time until she knows we've been playing games?"
"Ginger ale, please."
"Ginger ale, please."
"I'll have ginger beer. You do it like so." He slid a panel aside, his fingers played briefly on a typewriter-like keyboard. Drinks and ice appeared. "Anything you want—details of the tape."
"I'll have ginger beer. You do it like this." He moved a panel aside, his fingers briefly tapped on a keyboard similar to a typewriter. Drinks and ice showed up. "Anything you want—details of the recording."
He lighted two cigarettes, handed her one, stirred his drink. "Now, fair lady—or should I say beauteous dark lady?—we will follow the precept of that immortal Chinese philosopher, Chin On."
He lit two cigarettes, handed her one, and stirred his drink. "Now, beautiful lady—or should I say lovely dark lady?—we will follow the advice of that legendary Chinese philosopher, Chin On."
"You are a Prime Operator, aren't you?" She laughed, but sobered quickly. "I'm worried. You said I flaunted virginity like a banner, and now Belle.... What am I doing wrong?"
"You are a Prime Operator, right?" She laughed, but quickly became serious. "I'm worried. You said I flaunt my virginity like a badge, and now Belle... What am I doing wrong?"
"There's a lot wrong. Not so much what you're doing as what you aren't doing. You're too aloof—detached—egg-headish. You know the score, words and music, but you don't sing. All you do is listen. Belle thinks you're not only a physical virgin, but a psychic-blocked prude. I know better. You're so full of conflict between what you want to do—what you know is right—and what those three-cell-brained nincompoops made you think you ought to do that you have got no more degrees of freedom than a piston-rod. You haven't been yourself for a minute since you came aboard. Check?"
"There's a lot going on here. It's not so much what you're doing as what you're not doing. You're too distant—detached—too much in your head. You know the lyrics and the music, but you don’t actually sing. All you do is listen. Belle thinks you’re not just a physical virgin but completely blocked when it comes to emotional stuff. I see it differently. You're dealing with a huge conflict between what you want to do—what you know is right—and what those clueless idiots led you to believe you should do. You have no more freedom than a piston rod. You haven’t been yourself for a moment since you got here. Got it?"
"You have been thinking, haven't you? You may be right; except that it's been longer than that ... ever since the first preliminaries, I think. But what can I do about it, Clee?"
"You have been thinking, haven't you? You might be right; except that it's been longer than that ... ever since the first preliminaries, I think. But what can I do about it, Clee?"
"Contact. Three-quarters full, say; enough for me to give you what I think is the truth."
"Contact. About three-quarters full, I’d say; enough for me to share what I believe is the truth."
"But you said you never went screens down with a woman?"
"But you said you never put your phone down around a woman?"
"There's a first time for everything. Come in."
"There's a first time for everything. Come on in."
She did so, held contact for almost a minute, then pulled herself loose.
She did that, kept in contact for almost a minute, then let herself go.
"Ug-gh-gh." She shivered. "I'm glad I haven't got a mind like that."
"Ug-gh-gh." She shivered. "I'm glad I don't think like that."
"And the same from me to you. Of course the real truth may lie somewhere in between. I may be as far off the beam on one side as you are on the other."
"And the same goes for me to you. Of course, the real truth might be somewhere in the middle. I could be just as off track on one side as you are on the other."
"I hope so. But it cleared things up no end—it untied a million knots. Even that other thing—brotherly love? It's a very nice concept—you see, I never had any brothers."
"I hope so. But it really cleared things up a lot—it untangled a million knots. Even that other thing—brotherly love? It’s a really nice idea—you see, I never had any brothers."
"That's probably one thing that was the matter with you. Nothing warmer than that, certainly, and never will be."
"That's probably one thing that was wrong with you. Nothing warmer than that, for sure, and there never will be."
"And I suppose you got the thought—it must have jumped up and smacked you—" Lola's hot blush was visible even through her heavy tan, "how many times I've felt like running my fingers up and down your ribs and grabbing a handful of those terrific muscles of yours, just to see if they're as hard as they look?"
"And I guess you caught the vibe—it must have hit you hard—" Lola's deep blush showed even through her tan, "how many times I've wanted to run my fingers along your ribs and grab a handful of those amazing muscles of yours, just to see if they're as solid as they seem?"
"I'm glad you brought that up; I don't know whether I would have dared to or not. You've got to stop acting like a Third instead of an Operator; and you've got to stop acting as though you had never been within ten feet of me. Now's as good a time as any." He took off his shirt and struck a strong-man's pose. "Come ahead."
"I'm glad you mentioned that; I’m not sure if I would have had the courage to. You need to stop behaving like a Third instead of an Operator; and you need to stop acting like you’ve never been close to me. Now's as good a time as any." He took off his shirt and struck a strong-man pose. "Go for it."
"By golly, I'm going to!" Then, a moment later, "Why, they're even harder! How do you, a scientist, psionicist, and scholar, keep in such hard shape as that?"
"Wow, I really am!" Then, a moment later, "Wow, they're even tougher! How do you, being a scientist, psionicist, and scholar, stay in shape like that?"
"An hour a day in the gym, three hundred sixty-five days a year. Many are better—but a hell of a lot are worse."
"One hour a day at the gym, 365 days a year. Many people do better—but a whole lot are doing worse."
"I'll say." She finished her ginger ale, sat down in her chair, leaned back and put her legs up on the bed. "That was a relief of tension if there ever was one. I haven't felt so good since they picked me as home-town candidate—and that was a mighty small town and eight months ago. Bring on your dragons, Clee, and I'll slay 'em far and wide. But I can't actually be like she is...."
"I'll say." She finished her ginger ale, sat down in her chair, leaned back, and put her legs up on the bed. "That was a huge relief. I haven't felt this good since they chose me as the hometown candidate—back when I was in that tiny town eight months ago. Bring on your dragons, Clee, and I'll take them out everywhere. But I can't actually be like she is...."
"Thank God for that. Deliver me from two such pretzel-benders aboard one ship."
"Thank God for that. Save me from two such troublemakers on one ship."
"... but I could have been a pretty good actress, I think."
"... but I think I could have been a pretty good actress."
"Correction, please. 'Outstanding' is the word."
"Correction, please. 'Outstanding' is the word."
"Thank you, kind sir. And women—men, too, of course—do bring up certain memories, to ... to...."
"Thank you, kind sir. And women—men, too, of course—bring up certain memories, to ... to...."
"To roll 'em around on their tongues and give their taste-buds a treat."
"To roll them around on their tongues and give their taste buds a treat."
"Exactly. So where I don't have any appropriate actual memories to bring up, I'll make like an actress. Check?"
"Exactly. So where I don't have any relevant real memories to share, I'll act like an actress. Sound good?"
"Good girl! Now you're rolling—we're in like Flynn. Well, we've been in screen long enough, I guess. Fare thee well, little sister Brownie, until we meet again." He tossed the remains of their refreshments, trays and all, into the chute, picked up his shirt, and started out.
"Good girl! Now you're on a roll—we're set. Well, we've been on screen long enough, I guess. Goodbye, little sister Brownie, until we meet again." He threw the leftover snacks, trays and all, into the chute, grabbed his shirt, and headed out.
"Put it on, Clee!" she whispered, intensely.
"Put it on, Clee!" she whispered, eagerly.
"Why?" He grinned cheerfully. "It'd look still better if I peeled down to the altogether."
"Why?" He grinned happily. "It'd look even better if I stripped down completely."
"You're incorrigible," she said, but her answering grin was wide and perfectly natural. "You know, if I had had a brother something like you it would have saved me a lot of wear and tear. I'll see you in the morning before breakfast."
"You're impossible," she said, but her smile was broad and totally genuine. "You know, if I had a brother like you, it would have saved me a lot of hassle. I'll see you in the morning before breakfast."
And she did. They strolled together to breakfast; not holding hands, but with hip almost touching hip. Relaxed, friendly, on very cordial and satisfactory terms. Lola punched breakfast orders for them both. Belle drove a probe, which bounced—Lola's screen was tight, although her brown eyes were innocent and bland.
And she did. They walked together to breakfast; not holding hands, but with their hips almost touching. Relaxed, friendly, on very good and comfortable terms. Lola punched in breakfast orders for both of them. Belle drove a probe, which bounced—Lola's screen was tight, although her brown eyes were innocent and blank.
But during the meal, in response to a double-edged, wickedly-barbed remark of Belle's, a memory flashed into being above Lola's shield. It was the veriest flash, instantly suppressed. Her eyes held clear and steady; if she blushed at all it did not show.
But during the meal, in response to a sharply pointed, wicked comment from Belle, a memory suddenly surfaced above Lola's defenses. It was just a quick flash, instantly pushed away. Her eyes remained clear and steady; if she blushed at all, it didn’t show.
Belle caught it, of course, and winked triumphantly at Garlock. She knew, now, what she had wanted to know. And, Prime Operator though he was, it was all he could do to make no sign; for that fleetingly-revealed memory was a perfect job. He would not have—could not have—questioned it himself, except for one highly startling fact. It was of an event that had not happened and never would!
Belle caught it, of course, and winked triumphantly at Garlock. She knew, now, what she had wanted to know. And, Prime Operator though he was, it was all he could do to make no sign; for that fleetingly revealed memory was a perfect job. He would not have—could not have—questioned it himself, except for one highly startling fact. It was about an event that had not happened and never would!
And after breakfast, at some distance from the others, "That is my girl, Brownie! You're firing on all forty barrels. You're an Operator, all right; and it takes a damn good one to lie like that with her mind!"
And after breakfast, away from the others, "That's my girl, Brownie! You're really on point. You're definitely an Operator; it takes a really good one to lie like that while keeping her wits about her!"
"Thanks to you, Clee. And thanks a million, really. I'm me again—I think."
"Thanks a lot, Clee. And seriously, thank you so much. I feel like myself again—I think."
Then, since Belle was looking, she took him by both ears, pulled his head down, and kissed him lightly on the lips. The spontaneity and tenderness were perfect at that moment. Clee's appreciation was obvious.
Then, since Belle was watching, she grabbed him by both ears, brought his head down, and kissed him softly on the lips. The spontaneity and tenderness felt just right at that moment. Clee's gratitude was clear.
"I know I said you'd have to kiss me next time," Lola said, very low, "but this act needs just this much of an extra touch. Anyway, such little, tiny, sisterly ones as this, and out in public, don't count."
"I know I said you'd have to kiss me next time," Lola said quietly, "but this performance needs just a little extra flair. Besides, these little, tiny sisterly kisses like this, especially in public, don't really count."
CHAPTER 3
Lola and Garlock went to town in the same taxi. As they were about to separate, Garlock said:
Lola and Garlock took the same taxi into town. Just before they parted ways, Garlock said:
"I don't like those hell-divers, yellow, green, or any other color; and you, Brownie, are very definitely not expendable. Are you any good at mind-bombing?"
"I don't like those hell-divers, yellow, green, or any other color; and you, Brownie, are definitely not expendable. Are you any good at mind-bombing?"
"Why, I never heard of such a thing."
"Wow, I've never heard of anything like that."
"You isolate a little energy in the Op field, remembering of course, that you're handling a hundred thousand gunts. Transpose it into platinum or uranium—anything good and heavy. For one of these monsters you'd need two or three micrograms. For a battleship, up to maybe a gram or so. 'Port it to the exact place you want it to detonate. Reconvert and release instantaneously. One-hundred-percent-conversion atomic bomb, tailored exactly to fit the job. Very effective."
"You isolate a small amount of energy in the Op field, keeping in mind that you're dealing with a hundred thousand gunts. Convert it into platinum or uranium—anything dense and heavy. For one of these monsters, you'd need two or three micrograms. For a battleship, maybe up to a gram or so. 'Transport it to the exact spot where you want it to explode. Reconvert and release it instantly. A one-hundred-percent-conversion atomic bomb, designed specifically for the task. Very effective."
"It would be. My God, Clee, can you do that?"
"It would be. My God, Clee, can you do that?"
"Sure—so can you. Any Operator can."
"Sure—so can you. Any Operator can."
"Well, I won't. I never will. Besides, I'd probably kill too many people, besides the monster. No, I'll 'port back to the Main if anything attacks me. I'm chain lightning at that."
"Well, I won't. I never will. Besides, I’d probably hurt way too many people, not just the monster. No, I'll just teleport back to the Main if anything comes after me. I'm really good at that."
"Do that, then. And if anything very unusual happens give me a flash."
"Go ahead and do that. And if anything really unusual happens, just send me a quick update."
"I'll do that. 'Bye, Clee." She turned to the left. He walked straight on, toward the business center, to resume his study at the point where he had left off the evening before.
"I'll do that. Bye, Clee." She turned to the left. He walked straight ahead, toward the business center, to continue his study from where he had stopped the night before.
For over an hour he wandered aimlessly about the city; receiving, classifying, and filing away information. He saw several duels between guardians and yellow and green-bat monsters, to none of which he paid any more attention than did the people around him. Then a third kind of enemy appeared—two of them at once, flying wing-and-wing—and Garlock stopped and watched.
For over an hour, he roamed the city without any particular direction, taking in, sorting, and storing information. He witnessed several duels between guardians and yellow and green bat-like monsters, but he paid them no more mind than the people around him did. Then a different type of enemy showed up—two of them at once, flying side by side—and Garlock paused to watch.
Vivid, clear-cut stripes of red and black, even on the tremendously long, strong wings. Distinctly feline as to heads, teeth, and claws. While they did not at all closely resemble flying saber-toothed tigers, that was the first impression that leaped into Garlock's mind.
Vivid, sharp stripes of red and black, even on the incredibly long, powerful wings. Clearly feline in terms of their heads, teeth, and claws. Although they didn’t really look like flying saber-toothed tigers, that was the first thought that sprang to Garlock's mind.
Two bow-legged guardians came leaping as usual, but one of them was a fraction of a second too late. That fraction was enough. While the first guardian was still high in air, grappling with one tiger, the other swung on a dime—the blast of air from his right wing blowing people in the crowd below thither and yon and knocking four of them flat—and took the guardian's head off his body with one savage swipe of a frightfully-armed paw. Disregarding the carcass both attackers whirled sharply at the second guardian, meeting him in such fashion that he could not come to firm grips with either of them, and that battle was very brief indeed. More and more guardians were leaping in from all directions, however, and the two tigers were forced to the ground and slaughtered.
Two bow-legged guardians jumped in as usual, but one of them was a fraction of a second too late. That fraction was enough. While the first guardian was still high in the air, grappling with one tiger, the other pivoted sharply—the gust from his right wing pushing people in the crowd around and knocking four of them down—and took the guardian's head off his body with one brutal swipe of a dangerously armed paw. Ignoring the carcass, both attackers turned sharply towards the second guardian, engaging him in a way that prevented him from getting a solid grip on either of them, and that fight was over quickly. However, more and more guardians were jumping in from all directions, and the two tigers were forced to the ground and slaughtered.
Since six guardians had been killed, eight guardians marched up the street, dragging grisly loads. Eight bodies, friend and foe alike, were dumped into a manhole; eight creatures squatted down and cleaned themselves meticulously before resuming their various patrols.
Since six guardians had been killed, eight guardians marched up the street, dragging grim loads. Eight bodies, both friend and enemy, were tossed into a manhole; eight beings squatted down and cleaned themselves thoroughly before continuing their patrols.
Ten or fifteen minutes later, Garlock felt Lola's half-excited, half-frightened thought. "Clee, do you read me?"
Ten or fifteen minutes later, Garlock sensed Lola's mixed feelings of excitement and fear. "Clee, do you hear me?"
"Loud and clear."
"Clear and loud."
"There's something coming that's certainly none of my business—maybe not even yours."
"Something is coming that really isn't my concern—maybe not even yours."
"Coming," and with the thought he was there. "Where?"
"Coming," and with that thought, he was there. "Where?"
She pointed a thought, he followed it. Far away yet, but coming fast, was an immense flock of flying tigers!
She directed a thought, and he pursued it. Still distant, but approaching quickly, was a massive group of flying tigers!
Lola licked her lips. "I'm going home, if you don't mind."
Lola licked her lips. "I'm heading home, if that's okay with you."
"Beat it."
"Go away."
She disappeared.
She vanished.
"Jim!" Garlock thought. "Where are you?"
"Jim!" Garlock thought. "Where are you?"
"Observatory. Need me?"
"Observatory. Do you need me?"
"Yes. Bombing. Two point four microgram loads. Focus spot on my right—teleport in."
"Yeah. Bombing. 2.4 microgram loads. Target spot on my right—teleport in."
"Coming in on your right."
"Coming up on your right."
"And I on your left!" Belle's thought drove in as he had never before felt it driven. Being a Prime, she did not need a focus spot and appeared the veriest instant later than did James.
"And I'm on your left!" Belle's thought hit him harder than ever before. Being a Prime, she didn't need a focus spot and showed up just a moment later than James.
"Can you bomb?" Garlock snapped.
"Can you drop bombs?" Garlock snapped.
"What do you think?" she snapped back.
"What do you think?" she snapped back.
A moment of flashing thought and the three Tellurians disappeared, materializing five hundred feet in air, two hundred feet ahead of the van of that horrible flight of monsters, drifting before it.
A quick flash of thought, and the three Tellurians vanished, appearing five hundred feet up in the air, two hundred feet in front of the van of that terrifying group of monsters, floating in front of it.
Belle got in the first shot. Not only did the victim disappear—a couple of dozen around it were torn to fragments and the force of the blast staggered all three Tellurians.
Belle fired the first shot. Not only did the victim vanish—a couple dozen people nearby were shredded into pieces, and the impact of the explosion knocked all three Tellurians off balance.
"Damn it, Belle, cut down or get to hell out!" Garlock yelped. "I said two point four micrograms, not milligrams. Just kill 'em, don't scatter 'em all over hell's half acre—less mess to clean up and I don't want you to kill people down below. Especially I don't want you to kill us—not even yourself."
"Damn it, Belle, either stop or get the hell out!" Garlock shouted. "I said two point four micrograms, not milligrams. Just take them out, don't spread them all over the place—it's less mess to deal with, and I don’t want you to hurt people down below. Especially, I don’t want you to hurt us—not even yourself."
"'Scuse, please, I guess I was a bit enthusiastic in my weighing."
"'Excuse me, I think I got a little carried away with my weighing."
There began a series of muffled explosions along the front; each followed by the plunge of a tiger-striped body to the ground. Faster and faster the explosions came as the Operator and the Primes learned the routine and the rhythm of the job.
There was a series of muted explosions along the front; each one followed by the fall of a tiger-striped body to the ground. The explosions came faster and faster as the Operator and the Primes got the hang of the routine and rhythm of the job.
Nor were they long alone. The roaring, screaming howl of jets came up from behind them; four Arpalones appeared at their left, strung out along the front. Each held an extraordinarily heavy-duty blaster in each of his four hands; sixteen terrific weapons were hurling death into the flying horde.
Nor were they alone for long. The deafening roar of jets came up from behind them; four Arpalones appeared to their left, lined up in front. Each one held an incredibly powerful blaster in each of their four hands; sixteen massive weapons were unleashing destruction into the flying swarm.
"Slide over, Terrestrials," came a calm thought. "You three take their left front, we'll take their right and center."
"Move aside, Earthlings," came a calm thought. "You three handle their left front, we'll take their right and center."
As they obeyed the instructions, "They don't give a damn where the pieces fly!" Belle protested. "Why should we be fussy about their street-cleaning department? I'm starting to use fives."
As they followed the instructions, "They don’t care where the pieces land!" Belle protested. "Why should we worry about their street-cleaning department? I’m starting to use fives."
"Okay. We'll have to hit 'em harder, anyway, to keep up. Five or maybe six—just be damn sure not to knock us or the Arpalones out of the air."
"Alright. We'll need to hit them harder, anyway, to keep up. Five or maybe six—just make sure not to take us or the Arpalones out of the sky."
Carnage went on. The battle-front, while inside the city limits, was now almost stationary.
Carnage continued. The battlefront, although within the city limits, was now nearly stationary.
"Ha! Help—I hear footsteps approaching on jet-back," Garlock announced. "Give 'em hell, boys—shovel on the coal!"
"Ha! Help—I hear footsteps coming on the jet-black," Garlock shouted. "Give them hell, guys—pile on the coal!"
A flight of fighter-planes, eight abreast and wing-tips almost touching, howled close overhead and along the line of invasion. They could not fire, of course, until they reached the city limits. There they opened up as one, and the air below became literally filled with falling monsters. Some had only broken wings; some were dead, but more or less whole; many were blown to unrecognizable bits and scraps of flesh.
A formation of fighter jets, eight across with their wing tips nearly touching, roared just above and along the invasion route. They couldn’t engage until they hit the city limits. Once there, they unleashed their fire simultaneously, and the sky below was practically filled with falling wreckage. Some jets had only damaged wings; some were dead but mostly intact; many were reduced to unrecognizable pieces and scraps of flesh.
Another flight screamed into place immediately behind the first; then another and another and another until six flights had passed. Then came four helicopters, darting and hovering, whose gunners picked off individually whatever survivors had managed to escape all six waves of fighters.
Another flight shrieked into position right behind the first; then another, and another, and another until six flights had gone by. Then came four helicopters, darting and hovering, with their gunners picking off any survivors who had managed to escape all six waves of fighters.
"That's better," came a thought from the Arpalone nearest Garlock. "Situation under control, thanks to you Tellurians. Supposed to be two squads of us gunners, but the other squad was busy on another job. Without you, this could have developed into a fairly nasty little infection. I don't know what you're doing or how you're doing it—we were told that you weren't like any other humans, and how true that is—but I'm in favor of it. I thought there were four of you?"
"That's better," thought the Arpalone closest to Garlock. "We’ve got the situation under control, thanks to you Tellurians. There were supposed to be two squads of gunners on this, but the other squad was tied up with something else. Without you, this could have turned into a pretty serious infection. I don’t know what you’re doing or how you’re managing it—we were told that you weren’t like any other humans, and that’s definitely true—but I’m all for it. I thought there were four of you?"
"One of us is not a fighter."
"One of us isn't a fighter."
"Oh. You can knock off now, if you like. We'll polish off. Thanks much."
"Oh. You can clock out now if you want. We'll finish up. Thanks a lot."
"But don't the boys on the ground need some help?"
"But don't the guys on the ground need some help?"
"The Arpales? Those idiots you have been thinking of as 'guardians'? Which they are, of course. Uh-uh. Besides, we're air-fighters. Ground work is none of our business. Also, these guns would raise altogether too much hell down there. Bound to hit some humans."
"The Arpales? Those idiots you’ve been considering as 'guardians'? Which they are, of course. Uh-uh. Besides, we’re air fighters. Ground work is none of our concern. Also, these guns would cause way too much chaos down there. We’re bound to hit some people."
"Check. Those Arpales aren't very intelligent, you Arpalones are extremely so. Any connection?"
"Check. Those Arpales aren't very smart; you Arpalones are really intelligent. Is there a connection?"
"'Way back, they say. Common ancestry, and doing two parts of the same job. Killing these fumapties and lemarts and sencors and what-have-you. I don't know what humanity's job is and don't give a damn. Probably fairly important, some way or other, though, since it's our job to see that the silly, gutless things keep on living. We have nothing to do with 'em, ever. The only reason I'm talking to you is you're not really human at all. You're a fighter, too, and a damn good one."
"Way back, they say, we have a common background, doing two parts of the same job. Killing these fumapties, lemarts, sencors, and whatever else. I have no idea what humanity's job is and frankly, I don’t care. It’s probably pretty important in some way since it’s our job to make sure those silly, spineless things keep on living. We never really deal with them. The only reason I'm talking to you is that you’re not really human at all. You’re a fighter too, and a damn good one."
"I know what you mean," and the three Tellurians turned their attention downward to the scene on the ground.
"I know what you mean," and the three Tellurians looked down at the scene on the ground.
The heaviest fighting had been over a large park at the city's edge, which was now literally a shambles. Very few people were to be seen, and those few more moving unconcernedly away from the center of violence. All over the park thousands of Arpales were fighting furiously and hundreds of them were dying. For hundreds of the sencors had suffered only wing injuries, the long fall to ground had not harmed them further, and their tremendous fighting ability had been lessened very little if at all.
The heaviest fighting had taken place over a large park on the edge of the city, which was now in complete ruins. Very few people could be seen, and those who were around were moving calmly away from the area of violence. Throughout the park, thousands of Arpales were battling fiercely, and hundreds of them were dying. For many of the sencors, who had only suffered wing injuries, the long fall to the ground had not caused them any additional harm, and their incredible fighting skills had been diminished very little, if at all.
"But I'd think, just for efficiency if nothing else," Garlock argued, "you'd support the Arpales some way. Lighter guns or something. Why, thousands of them must have been killed, just in this last hour or so."
"But I think, just for efficiency if nothing else," Garlock argued, "you'd support the Arpales in some way. Maybe lighter guns or something. Really, thousands of them must have been killed, just in the last hour or so."
"Yeah, but that's their business. They breed fast and die fast. Everything has to balance, you know."
"Yeah, but that’s up to them. They reproduce quickly and die quickly. Everything has to balance out, you know."
"Perhaps so." Garlock was silenced, if not convinced. "Well, it's about over. What happens to the bodies they're dumping down manholes? They can't go down a sewer that way?"
"Maybe so." Garlock was quiet, if not swayed. "Anyway, it's almost done. What happens to the bodies they're dumping down manholes? They can't just go down a sewer like that?"
"Oh, you didn't know? Food."
"Oh, you didn't know? Food."
"Food? For what?"
"Food? For what purpose?"
"The Arpales and us, of course."
"The Arpales and us, of course."
"What? You don't mean—you can't mean that they—and by your thought, you Arpalones, too—are cannibals!"
"What? You don't mean—you can't mean that they—and by your thinking, you Arpalones, too—are cannibals!"
"Cannibals? Explain, please? Oh, eaters-of-our-own-species. Of course—certainly. Why not?"
"Cannibals? Can you explain that? Oh, people who eat their own kind. Of course—sure. Why not?"
"Why, self-respect ... common decency ... respect for one's fellow-man ... family ties...." Garlock was floundering; to be called upon to explain his ingrained antipathy to such a custom was new to his experience.
"Why, self-respect ... common decency ... respect for others ... family ties...." Garlock was struggling; being asked to explain his deep-seated dislike for such a custom was unfamiliar to him.
"You are silly. Worse, squeamish. Worst, supremely illogical." The Arpalone paused, then went on as though trying to educate a hopelessly illogical inferior, "While we do not kill Arpales purposely—except when they over-breed—why waste good meat as fertilizer? If a diet is wholesome, nutritious, well-balanced, and tasty, what shred of difference can it possibly make what its ingredients once were?"
"You’re ridiculous. Even worse, you’re squeamish. And the worst part is, you’re completely illogical." The Arpalone took a moment, then continued as if trying to teach someone who just couldn’t understand, "While we don’t intentionally kill Arpales—except when they reproduce too much—why waste perfectly good meat as fertilizer? If a diet is healthy, nutritious, well-balanced, and delicious, what difference does it possibly make what its ingredients used to be?"
"Well, I'll be damned." Garlock quit.
"Well, I can't believe it." Garlock gave up.
Belle agreed. "This whole deal makes me sick at the stomach and I think my face is turning green too. But I'm devilishly and gleefully glad, Clee, that I was here to hear somebody give you cards, spaces, and big casino and still beat the lights and liver out of you at your own game of cold-blooded logic!"
Belle agreed. "This whole situation makes me feel nauseous, and I think my face is turning green too. But I'm wickedly and happily glad, Clee, that I was here to hear someone deal you cards, spaces, and a big casino and still completely outsmart you at your own game of ruthless logic!"
"We gunners must go now. Would you like to come along with us and see the end of this particular breeding-hole of sencors?"
"We gunners need to head out now. Would you like to join us and witness the end of this specific breeding ground for sencors?"
At high speed the seven flew back along the line of advance of the flying-tiger horde; across a barren valley, toward and to the side of a mountain.
At high speed, the seven raced back along the route of the flying-tiger horde; across a desolate valley, toward and beside a mountain.
An area almost a mile square of that mountain's side was a burned, blasted, churned, pocked, cratered and flaming waste; and the four helicopters were still working on it. High-energy beams blasted, fairly volatilizing the ground as they struck in as deep as they could be driven. High-explosive shells bored deep and detonated, hurling shattered rock and soil and yellow smoke far and wide; establishing new craters by destroying the ones existing a moment before.
An area almost a mile square on the side of that mountain was a charred, devastated, stirred-up, pockmarked, cratered, and burning wasteland; and the four helicopters were still working on it. High-energy beams blasted, basically vaporizing the ground as they penetrated as deep as they could go. High-explosive shells drilled deep and exploded, launching shattered rock, soil, and yellow smoke all around; creating new craters by obliterating the ones that were there just moments before.
While it seemed incredible that any living thing larger than a microbe could emerge under its own power from such a hell of energy, many flying tigers did; apparently being blown aloft along with the hitherto undisturbed volume of soil in which the creatures had been. Most of them were not fully grown; some were so immature as to be unrecognizable to an untrained eye; but from all four helicopters hand-guns snapped and cracked. Nothing—but nothing—was leaving that field of carnage alive.
While it seemed unbelievable that anything larger than a microbe could rise from such an intense burst of energy, many flying tigers did; they were seemingly lifted along with the previously undisturbed soil where they had been. Most of them weren't fully grown; some were so young that they were unrecognizable to someone without training; but from all four helicopters, handguns fired and popped. Nothing—but nothing—was getting out of that scene of destruction alive.
"What are you gunners supposed to be doing here?" Garlock asked.
"What are you guys supposed to be doing here?" Garlock asked.
"Oh, the 'copters will be leaving pretty soon—they've got other places to go. But they won't get them all—some of the hatches are too deep—so us four gunners will stick around for two-three days to kill the late-hatchers as they come out."
"Oh, the copters will be taking off pretty soon—they have other places to be. But they won't get all of them—some of the hatches are too deep—so the four of us gunners will stick around for a couple of days to take out the late-hatchers as they emerge."
"I see," and Garlock probed. "There are four cells they won't reach. Shall I bomb 'em out?"
"I understand," Garlock said, probing further. "There are four cells they can't access. Should I bomb them?"
"I'll ask." The slitted red eyes widened and he sent a call. "Commander Knahr, can you hop over here a minute? I want you to meet these things we've been hearing about. They look human, but they really aren't. They're killers, with more stuff and more brains than any of us ever heard of."
"I'll ask." The narrow red eyes widened and he made a call. "Commander Knahr, can you come over here for a minute? I want you to meet these things we've been hearing about. They look human, but they really aren't. They're killers, with more capabilities and intelligence than any of us have ever heard of."
Another Arpalone appeared, indistinguishable to Tellurian eyes from any one of the others.
Another Arpalone showed up, looking just like all the others to Tellurian eyes.
"But why do you want to mix into something that's none of your business?" Knahr was neither officious nor condemnatory. He simply could not understand.
"But why do you want to get involved in something that doesn't concern you?" Knahr was neither intrusive nor judgmental. He just couldn't grasp it.
"Since you have no concept of our quality of curiosity, just call it education. The question is, do or do you not want those four deeply-buried cells blasted out of existence?"
"Since you don’t understand our level of curiosity, just think of it as education. The real question is, do you want those four deeply buried cells destroyed or not?"
"Of course I do."
"Definitely."
"Okay. You've got all of 'em you're going to get. Tell your 'copters to give us about five miles clearance, and we'll all fall back, too."
"Alright. You've got all of them you're going to get. Tell your helicopters to give us about five miles of clearance, and we'll fall back as well."
They drew back, and there were four closely-spaced explosions of such violence that one raggedly mushroom-shaped cloud went into the stratosphere and one huge, ragged crater yawned where once churned ground had been.
They stepped back, and there were four closely spaced explosions of such intensity that one jagged mushroom-shaped cloud shot into the stratosphere and a massive, uneven crater opened up where there had previously been disturbed ground.
"But that's atomic!" Knahr gasped the thought. "Fall-out!"
"But that's atomic!" Knahr thought in shock. "Fallout!"
"No fall-out. Complete conversion. Have you got a counter?"
"No fallout. Total conversion. Do you have a counter?"
They had. They tested. There was nothing except the usual background count.
They did. They tested. There was nothing except the usual background count.
"There's no life left underground, so you needn't keep this squad of gunners tied up here," Garlock told the commander. "Before we go, I want to ask a question. You have visitors once in a while from other solar systems, so you must have a faster-than-light drive. Can you tell me anything about it?"
"There's no life left underground, so you don't need to keep this team of gunners stationed here," Garlock said to the commander. "Before we leave, I want to ask something. You get visitors from other solar systems now and then, so you must have faster-than-light travel. Can you share anything about it?"
"No. Nothing like that would be any of my business." Knahr and the four gunners disappeared; the helicopters began to lumber away.
"No. That's not my concern." Knahr and the four gunners vanished; the helicopters started to fly off.
"Well, that helps—I don't think," Garlock thought, glumly. "What a world! Back to the Main?"
"Well, that helps—I don't think," Garlock thought, gloomily. "What a world! Back to the Main?"
In the Main, after a long and fruitless discussion, Garlock called Governor Atterlin, who did not know anything about a faster-than-light drive, either. There was one, of course, since it took only a few days or a few weeks to go from one system to another; but Hodell didn't have any such ships. No ordinary planet did. They were owned and operated by people who called themselves "Engineers." He had no idea where the Engineers came from; they didn't say.
In the Main, after a long and unproductive discussion, Garlock contacted Governor Atterlin, who also had no clue about a faster-than-light drive. There was one, naturally, since it only took a few days or weeks to travel from one system to another; but Hodell didn't have any of those ships. No typical planet did. They were owned and managed by people who referred to themselves as "Engineers." He had no idea where the Engineers were from; they never revealed that.
Garlock then tried to get in touch with the Arpalone Inspector who had checked the Pleiades in, and could not find out even who it had been. The Inspector then on duty neither knew or cared anything about either faster-than-light drives or Engineers. Such things were none of his business.
Garlock then attempted to reach out to the Arpalone Inspector who had checked the Pleiades in but couldn't even find out who it was. The Inspector on duty at the time didn’t know or care anything about faster-than-light drives or Engineers. Those things were none of his concern.
"What difference would it make, anyway?" James asked. "No drive that takes 'a few weeks' for an intra-galaxy hop is ever going to get us back to Tellus."
"What difference would it make, anyway?" James asked. "No drive that takes 'a few weeks' for an intra-galaxy hop is ever going to get us back to Earth."
"True enough; but if there is such a thing I want to know how it works. How are you coming with your calculations?"
"That's true, but if there is such a thing, I want to know how it works. How's your progress with the calculations?"
"I'll finish up tomorrow easily enough."
"I'll wrap it up tomorrow with no trouble."
Tomorrow came, and James finished up, but he did not find any familiar pattern of Galactic arrangement. The other three watched James set up for another try for Earth.
Tomorrow arrived, and James wrapped things up, but he didn't discover any recognizable pattern in the Galactic layout. The other three observed as James prepared for another attempt to reach Earth.
"You don't think we'll ever get back, do you, Clee?" Belle asked.
"You don't think we'll ever make it back, do you, Clee?" Belle asked.
"Right away, no. Some day, yes. I've got the germ of an idea. Maybe three or four more hops will give me something to work on."
"Not right now, no. Maybe someday, yes. I have the basic idea. A few more jumps might give me something to build on."
"I hope so," James said, "because here goes nothing," and he snapped the red switch.
"I hope so," James said, "because here goes nothing," and he flipped the red switch.
It was not nothing. Number Two was another guardian Inspector and another planet very much like Hodell. It proved to be so far from both Earth and Hodell, however, that no useful similarities were found in any two of the three sets of charts.
It wasn't nothing. Number Two was another guardian Inspector and another planet very much like Hodell. However, it turned out to be so far from both Earth and Hodell that no useful similarities were found in any of the three sets of charts.
Number Three was equally unproductive of helpful results. James did, however, improve his technique of making galactic charts; and he and Garlock designed and built a high-speed comparator. Thus the time required per stop was reduced from days to hours.
Number Three didn't produce any useful results either. However, James did improve his skill in creating galactic charts, and he and Garlock designed and built a high-speed comparator. This reduced the time needed per stop from days to hours.
Number Four produced a surprise. When Garlock touched the knob of the testing-box he yanked his hand away before it had really made contact. It was like touching a high-voltage wire.
Number Four produced a surprise. When Garlock touched the knob of the testing box, he quickly pulled his hand back before it actually made contact. It felt like touching a live wire.
"You are incompatible with our humanity and must not land," the Inspector ruled.
"You don't fit in with our humanity and can't land," the Inspector declared.
"Suppose we blast you and your jets out of the air and land anyway?" Garlock asked.
"How about we shoot you and your jets down and still land?" Garlock asked.
"That is perhaps possible," the Inspector agreed, equably enough. "We are not invincible. However, it would do you no good. If any one of you four leaves that so-heavily-insulated vessel in the atmosphere of this planet you will die. Not quickly, but slowly and with difficulty."
"That might be possible," the Inspector agreed calmly. "We are not unbeatable. However, it won't help you. If any one of you four leaves that heavily insulated vessel in this planet's atmosphere, you will die. Not quickly, but slowly and with great difficulty."
"But you haven't tested me!" Belle said. "Do you mean they'll attack us on sight?"
"But you haven't tested me!" Belle said. "Are you saying they'll attack us on sight?"
"There is no need to test more than one. Anyone who could live near any of you could not live on this planet. Nor will they attack you. Don't you know what the thought 'incompatible' means?"
"There’s no need to test more than one. Anyone who could live near any of you couldn't survive on this planet. And they won't attack you. Don’t you understand what the term 'incompatible' means?"
"With us it does not mean death."
"With us, it doesn’t mean death."
"Here it does, since it refers to life forces. The types are mutually, irreconcilably antagonistic. Your life forces are very strong. Thus, no matter how peaceable your intentions may be, many of our human beings would die before you would, but you will not live to get back to your ship if you land it and leave its protective insulation."
"Here it does, since it refers to life forces. The types are mutually, irreconcilably antagonistic. Your life forces are very strong. So, no matter how peaceful your intentions may be, many of our people would die before you would, but you won't survive to get back to your ship if you land it and leave its protective shield."
"Why? What is it? How does it work?" Belle demanded.
"Why? What is it? How does it work?" Belle asked.
"It is not my business to know; only to tell. I have told. You will go away now."
"It’s not my job to know; just to share. I’ve shared. You can leave now."
Garlock's eyes narrowed in concentration. "Belle, can you blast? I mean, could you if you wanted to?"
Garlock squinted in focus. "Belle, can you blast? I mean, could you if you really wanted to?"
"Certainly ... why, I don't want to, Clee!"
"Of course ... I really don't want to, Clee!"
"I don't, either—and I'll file that one away to chew on when I'm hungry some night, too. Take her up, Jim, and try another shot."
"I don't either—and I'll remember that one to think about when I'm hungry some night, too. Take her up, Jim, and give it another try."
Numbers Five to Nine, inclusive, were neither productive nor eventful. All were, like the others, Hodell all over again, in everything fundamental. One was so far advanced that almost all of its humanity were Seconds; one so backward—or so much younger—that its strongest telepaths were only Fours. The Tellurians became acquainted with, and upon occasion fought with, various types of man-sized monsters in addition to the three varieties they had seen on Hodell.
Numbers Five to Nine didn’t accomplish much or have any significant events. They were, like the others, just Hodell all over again in every fundamental way. One was so advanced that nearly all of its people were Seconds; another was so behind—or so much younger—that its best telepaths were only Fours. The Tellurians got to know and occasionally battled different types of man-sized monsters, in addition to the three kinds they had encountered on Hodell.
Every planet they visited had Arpalones and Arpales. Not by those names, of course. Local names for planets, guardians, nations, cities, and persons went into the starship's tapes, but that welter of names need not be given here; this is not a catalogue. Every planet they visited was peopled by Homo Sapiens; capable of inter-breeding with the Tellurians and eager to do so—especially with the Tellurian men. Their strict monogamy was really tested more than once; but it held. Each had been visited repeatedly by starships; but all Garlock could find out about them was that they probably came from a world somewhere that was inhabited by compatible human beings of Grade Two. He could learn nothing about the faster-than-light drive.
Every planet they visited had Arpalones and Arpales. Not by those names, of course. Local names for planets, guardians, nations, cities, and people were recorded in the starship's systems, but we don’t need to list them here; this isn’t a catalog. Every planet they visited was inhabited by Homo Sapiens; capable of interbreeding with the Tellurians and eager to do so—especially with the Tellurian men. Their strict monogamy was tested more than once, but it held. Each had been visited multiple times by starships; however, all Garlock could find out was that they probably came from a world somewhere inhabited by compatible human beings of Grade Two. He couldn’t learn anything about the faster-than-light drive.
Number Ten was another queer—the Tellurians were found incompatible.
Number Ten was another odd one—the Tellurians were found to be incompatible.
"Let's go down anyway." Belle suggested. "Overcome this unwillingness of ours and find out. What do you think they've got down there, Clee Garlock, that could possibly handle you and me both?"
"Let's go down anyway," Belle suggested. "Let’s push past this reluctance and find out. What do you think they have down there, Clee Garlock, that could possibly take on both of us?"
"I don't think it's a case of 'handling' at all. I don't know what it is, but I believe it's fatal. We won't go down."
"I don't think it's a matter of 'handling' at all. I don't know what it is, but I believe it's deadly. We won't go down."
"But it doesn't make sense!" Belle protested.
"But that's not logical!" Belle protested.
"Not yet, no; but it's a datum. Enough data and we'll be able to formulate a theory."
"Not yet, no; but it’s information. With enough information, we’ll be able to come up with a theory."
"You and your theories! I wish we could get some facts!"
"You and your theories! I wish we could get some facts!"
"You can call that a fact. But I want you and Jim to do some math. We know that we're making mighty long jumps. Assuming that they're at perfect random, and of approximately the same length, the probability is greater than one-half that we're getting farther and farther away from Tellus. Is there a jump number, N, at which the probability is one-half that we land nearer Tellus instead of farther away? My jump-at-conclusions guess is that there isn't. That the first jump set up a bias."
"You can call that a fact. But I want you and Jim to do some calculations. We know that we’re making really long jumps. If we assume they’re completely random and about the same length, there’s more than a 50% chance that we’re moving farther away from Tellus. Is there a jump number, N, where the probability is exactly 50% that we land closer to Tellus instead of farther away? My guess is that there isn’t. That the first jump created a bias."
"Ouch. That isn't in any of the books," James said. "In other words, do we or do we not attain a maximum? You're making some bum assumptions; among others that space isn't curved and that the dimensions of the universe are very large compared to the length of our jumps. I'll see if I can put it into shape to feed to Compy. You've always held that these generators work at random—the rest of those assumptions are based on your theory?"
"Ouch. That isn’t in any of the books," James said. "In other words, do we or do we not reach a maximum? You're making some bad assumptions; for starters, that space isn’t curved and that the universe's dimensions are really large compared to the length of our jumps. I’ll see if I can organize it to feed to Compy. You’ve always believed that these generators operate randomly—the rest of those assumptions are based on your theory?"
"Check. I'm not getting anywhere studying my alleged Xenology, so I'm going to work full time on designing a generator that will steer."
"Check. I'm not making any progress studying my so-called Xenology, so I'm switching to full-time work on designing a steering generator."
"You tried to before. So did everybody else."
"You tried before. So did everyone else."
"I know it, but I've got a lot more data now. And I'm not promising, just trying. Okay? Worth a try?"
"I get it, but I have a lot more information now. And I'm not making any promises, just giving it a shot. Okay? Is it worth a try?"
"Sure—I'm in favor of anything that has any chance at all of working."
"Sure, I support anything that has even the slightest chance of succeeding."
Jumping went on; and Garlock, instead of going abroad on the planets, stayed in the Pleiades and worked.
Jumping continued, and Garlock, instead of traveling to other planets, stayed on the Pleiades and worked.
At Number Forty-three, their reception was of a new kind. They were compatible with the people of this world, but the Inspector advised them against landing.
At Number Forty-three, their welcome was different. They fit in with the people in this world, but the Inspector warned them not to land.
"I do not forbid you," he explained, carefully. "Our humans are about to destroy themselves with fission and fusion bombs. They send missiles, without warning, against visitors. Thus, the last starship to visit us here disregarded my warning and sent down a sensing device as usual—Engineers do not land on non-telepathic worlds, you know—and it was destroyed."
"I’m not stopping you," he said carefully. "Our people are on the brink of self-destruction with nuclear bombs. They launch missiles without any notice against visitors. So, the last starship that came here ignored my warning and sent down a sensor as usual—Engineers don’t land on non-telepathic worlds, you know—and it got destroyed."
"You're a Guardian of Humanity," Garlock said. "Can't you straighten people out?"
"You're a Guardian of Humanity," Garlock said. "Can't you set people straight?"
"Of course not!" The Arpalone was outraged. "We guard humanity against incompatibles and non-humans; but it is not our business to interfere with humanity if it wishes to destroy itself. That is its privilege and its own business!"
"Of course not!" The Arpalone was furious. "We protect humanity from incompatibles and non-humans; but we have no right to interfere if humanity chooses to destroy itself. That's its privilege and its own choice!"
Garlock probed down. "No telepathy, even—not even a Seven. This planet is backward—back to Year One. And nothing but firecrackers—we're going down, aren't we?"
Garlock probed down. "No telepathy, not even a Seven. This planet is stuck in the past—back to Year One. And nothing but firecrackers—we're going down, right?"
"I'll say we are!" Belle said. "This will break the monotony, at least," and the others agreed.
"I'll say we are!" Belle said. "This will change things up, at least," and the others nodded in agreement.
"You won't object, I take it," Garlock said to the Inspector, "if we try to straighten them out. We can postpone the blow-up a few years, at least."
"You won't mind, I assume," Garlock said to the Inspector, "if we try to sort them out. We can delay the explosion for a few years, at least."
"No objections, of course. In fact, I can say that we Guardians of Humanity would approve such action."
"No objections, of course. In fact, I can say that we Guardians of Humanity would support such action."
Down the Pleiades went, into the air of the nation known as the "Allied Republican Democracies of the World," and an atomic-warheaded rocket came flaming up.
Down the Pleiades went, into the air of the nation known as the "Allied Republican Democracies of the World," and an atomic warhead rocket shot up in flames.
"Hm ... m ... m. Ingenious little gadget, at that," James reported, after studying it thoroughly. "Filthy thing for fall-out, though, if it goes off. Where'll I flip it, Clee? One of their moons?"
"Hm ... m ... m. Clever little gadget, for sure," James said after examining it closely. "But it's a pretty messy situation if it explodes. Where should I drop it, Clee? One of their moons?"
"Check. Third one out—no chance of any contamination from there."
"Check. Third one out—no chance of any contamination from that one."
The missile vanished; and had any astronomer been looking at that world's third and outermost moon at the moment, he might have seen a tremendous flash of light, a cloud of dust, and the formation of a new and different crater among the hundreds already there.
The missile disappeared; and if any astronomer had been observing that world's third and farthest moon at that moment, they might have witnessed a huge flash of light, a cloud of dust, and the creation of a new and distinct crater among the hundreds already present.
"No use waiting for 'em, Jim. All three of you toss everything they've got out onto that same moon, being sure not to hurt anybody—yet. I'll start asking questions."
"No point in waiting for them, Jim. You three throw everything they have onto that same moon, making sure not to hurt anyone—yet. I'll start asking questions."
The captain who had fired the first missile appeared in the Main. He reached for his pistol, to find that he did not have one. He tensed his muscles to leap at Garlock, to find that he could not move.
The captain who had fired the first missile appeared in the Main. He reached for his pistol, only to realize he didn’t have one. He tensed his muscles to jump at Garlock, but found that he couldn’t move.
Garlock drove his probe. "Who is your superior officer?" and before the man could formulate a denial, that superior stood helpless beside him.
Garlock pushed forward. "Who is your boss?" and before the guy could come up with a denial, that boss stood powerless next to him.
Then three—and four. At the fifth:
Then three—and four. At the fifth:
"Oh, you are the man I want. Prime Minister—euphemism for Dictator—Sovig. Missile launching stations and missile storage? You don't know? Who does?"
"Oh, you're the guy I want. Prime Minister—code for Dictator—Sovig. Missile launching sites and missile storage? You don't know? Who does?"
Another man appeared, and for twenty minutes the Pleiades darted about the continent.
Another man showed up, and for twenty minutes the Pleiades zoomed around the continent.
"Now submarines, atomic and otherwise, and all surface vessels capable of launching missiles." Another man appeared.
"Now submarines, nuclear and otherwise, and all surface ships capable of launching missiles." Another man showed up.
This job took a little longer, since the crew of each vessel had to be teleported back to their bases. An immense scrap-pile, probably visible with a telescope of even moderate power, built up rapidly on the third moon.
This job took a bit longer because the crew from each ship had to be teleported back to their bases. A huge pile of scrap, likely visible with a telescope of even moderate power, quickly accumulated on the third moon.
"Now a complete list of your uranium-refining plants, your military reactors, heavy-water and heavy-hydrogen plants, and so on." Another man appeared, but the starship did not move.
"Now here's a complete list of your uranium-refining plants, your military reactors, heavy-water and heavy-hydrogen plants, and so on." Another guy showed up, but the starship didn't budge.
"Here is a list of plants," and Garlock named them, coldly. "You will remember them. I will return you to your office, and you may—or may not, as you please—order them evacuated. Look at your watch. We start destroying them in exactly seventy-two of your hours from this moment. Any and all persons on the properties will be killed; any within a radius of ten of your miles may be killed. Our explosives are extremely powerful, but there is no radioactivity and no danger from the fall-out. The danger is from flash-blindness, flash-burn, sheer heat, shock-wave, concussion, and flying debris of all kinds."
"Here’s a list of plants," Garlock said coldly as he named them. "You’ll remember them. I’ll take you back to your office, and you can—if you want—order their evacuation. Check your watch. We’ll start destroying them in exactly seventy-two hours from now. Anyone on the properties will be killed; anyone within ten miles may also be killed. Our explosives are extremely powerful, but there’s no radioactivity and no risk from fallout. The danger comes from flash blindness, flash burns, intense heat, shock waves, concussions, and flying debris of all kinds."
The officer vanished and Garlock turned back to the Prime Minister.
The officer vanished, and Garlock turned back to the Prime Minister.
"You have an ally, a nation known as the 'Brotherhood of People's Republics.' Where is its capital? Slide us over there, Jim. Now, Prime Minister Sovig, you and your ally, the second and first most populous nations of your world, are combining to destroy—a pincers movement, let us say?—the third largest nation, or rather, group of nations—the Nations of the North.... Oh, I see. Third only in population, but first in productive capacity and technology. They should be destroyed because their ideology does not agree with yours. They are too idealistic to strike first, so you will. After you strike, they will not be able to. Whereupon you, personally, will rule the world. I will add to that something you are not thinking, but should: You will rule it until one of your friends puts his pistol to the back of your neck and blows your brains out."
"You have an ally, a nation called the 'Brotherhood of People's Republics.' Where's its capital? Move us over there, Jim. Now, Prime Minister Sovig, you and your ally, the second and first most populous nations in your world, are teaming up to destroy—a pincer movement, let’s say?—the third largest nation, or rather, group of nations—the Nations of the North.... Oh, I get it. Third in population, but first in productive capacity and technology. They should be eliminated because their ideology clashes with yours. They’re too idealistic to strike first, so you will. Once you attack, they won’t be able to respond. Then, you personally will rule the world. I should add something you might not be considering: You will rule until one of your friends puts a gun to the back of your neck and takes you out."
They were now over the ally's capitol; which launched five missiles instead of one. Garlock collected four more men and studied them.
They were now over the ally's capital, which launched five missiles instead of one. Garlock gathered four more men and examined them.
"Just as bad—if possible, worse. Who, Lingonor, is the leader of your opposition, if any?" Another man, very evidently of the same race, appeared.
"Just as bad—if not worse. Who, Lingonor, is leading your opposition, if you have one?" Another man, clearly from the same race, showed up.
"Idealistic, in a way, but spineless and corrupt," Garlock announced to all. "His administration was one of the most corrupt ever known on this world. We'll disarm them, too."
"Idealistic in a way, but weak and corrupt," Garlock declared to everyone. "His administration was one of the most corrupt we've ever seen in this world. We'll disarm them as well."
They did. The operation did not take very long; as this nation—or group, it was not very clear exactly what it was—while very high in manpower, was very low in technology.
They did. The operation didn’t take long; this nation—or group, it wasn’t very clear exactly what it was—had plenty of people but was lacking in technology.
The starship moved to a station high above the Capitol Building of the Nations of the North and moved slowly downward until it hung poised one scant mile over the building. Missiles, jets, and heavy guns were set and ready, but no attack was made. Therefore Garlock introduced himself to various personages and invited them aboard instead of snatching them; nor did he immobilize them after they had been teleported aboard.
The starship approached a station high above the Capitol Building of the Nations of the North and slowly descended until it hovered just one mile above the building. Missiles, jets, and heavy guns were armed and ready, but no attack happened. So, Garlock introduced himself to various individuals and invited them aboard instead of taking them by force; he also didn't restrain them once they had been teleported aboard.
"The president, the chief of staff, the Chief Justice, the most eminent scientist, the head of a church, the leaders of the legislative body and four political bosses, the biggest business man, biggest labor leader, and biggest gangster. Fourteen men." As Garlock studied them his face hardened. "I thought to leave your Nations armed, to entrust this world's future to you, but no. Only two of you are really concerned about the welfare of your peoples, and one of those two is very weak. Most of you are of no higher motivation than are the two dictators and your gangster Clyden. You are much better than those we have already disarmed, but you are not good enough."
"The president, the chief of staff, the Chief Justice, the top scientist, the head of a church, the leaders of the legislative body, and four political bosses, the biggest businessman, the biggest labor leader, and the biggest gangster. Fourteen men." As Garlock observed them, his expression turned tough. "I considered leaving your nations armed, trusting the future of this world to you, but that's not the case. Only two of you genuinely care about the welfare of your people, and one of those two is very weak. Most of you are motivated no higher than the two dictators and your gangster Clyden. You’re better than those we’ve already disarmed, but still not good enough."
Garlock's hard eyes swept over the group for two minutes before he went on:
Garlock's intense gaze scanned the group for two minutes before he continued:
"I am opening all of your minds, friend and foe alike, to each other, so that you may all see for yourselves what depths of rottenness exist there and just how unfit your world is to associate with the decent worlds of this or any other galaxy. It would take God Himself to do anything with such material, and I am not God. Therefore, when we have rid this world of atomics we will leave and you will start all over again. If you really try, you can not only kill all animal life on your planet, but make it absolutely uninhabitable for...."
"I’m opening the minds of everyone—friends and enemies alike—to each other, so you can all see for yourselves the level of corruption that’s out there and how unfit your world is to be associated with decent worlds in this or any other galaxy. It would take God Himself to do anything with such material, and I am not God. So, once we rid this world of atomic weapons, we will leave, and you will have to start all over again. If you really put in the effort, you can not only wipe out all animal life on your planet but also make it completely uninhabitable for..."
"Stop it, Clee!" Lola jumped up, her eyes flashing. Garlock dropped the tuned group, but Belle took it over. Everyone there understood every thought. "Don't you see, you've done enough? That now you're going too far? That these twenty-odd men, having had their minds opened and having been given insight into what is possible, will go forward instead of backward?"
"Enough, Clee!" Lola exclaimed, standing up with a fierce look in her eyes. Garlock let go of the tuned group, but Belle picked it up. Everyone present grasped every idea being shared. "Can't you see you've done enough? That you're pushing it too far? That these twenty-something men, who now have their minds opened and gained insight into what's possible, will move forward instead of backward?"
"Forward? With such people as the Prime Ministers, the labor and business leaders, the bosses and the gangsters to cope with? Do you think they've got spines stiff enough for the job?"
"Forward? With people like the Prime Ministers, the labor and business leaders, the bosses, and the gangsters to deal with? Do you really think they have the guts for the job?"
"I'm sure of it. Our world did it with no better. Millions and millions of other worlds did it. Why can't this one do it? Of course it can."
"I'm sure of it. Our world made it happen without any better options. Millions and millions of other worlds did it. Why can't this one? Of course it can."
"May I ask a couple of questions?" This thought came from the tall, trim, soldierly Chief of Staff.
"Can I ask a couple of questions?" This thought came from the tall, fit, soldier-like Chief of Staff.
"Of course, General Cordeen."
"Sure thing, General Cordeen."
"We have all been taking it for granted that you four belong to some super-human race; some kind or other of Homo Superior. Do I understand correctly your thought that your race is Homo Sapiens, the same as ours?"
"We've all been assuming that you four are from some super-human race; some version of Homo Superior. Am I correct in understanding that you believe your race is Homo Sapiens, just like ours?"
"Why, of course it is," Lola answered in surprise. "The only difference is that we are a few thousand years older than you are."
"Of course it is," Lola replied, surprised. "The only difference is that we’re a few thousand years older than you."
"You said also that there were 'millions and millions' of worlds that have solved the problems facing us. Were all these worlds also peopled by Homo Sapiens? It seems incredible."
"You also mentioned that there are 'millions and millions' of worlds that have solved the problems we're facing. Were all these worlds also inhabited by Homo Sapiens? It seems unbelievable."
"True, nevertheless. On any and every world of this type humanity is identical physically; and the mental differences are due only to their being in different stages of development. In fact, every planet we have visited except this one makes a regular custom of breeding its best blood with the best blood of other solar systems. And as to the 'millions and millions,' I meant only a very large but indefinite number. As far as I know, not even a rough estimate has ever been made—has there, Clee?"
"That’s true, though. On every world like this, humanity looks the same physically; the mental differences only come from being at different stages of development. In fact, every planet we've visited except this one usually breeds the best genetics with the best from other solar systems. And when I mentioned 'millions and millions,' I was just referring to a very large but vague number. As far as I know, not even a rough estimate has ever been made—right, Clee?"
"No, but it will probably turn out to be millions of millions, instead of millions and millions; and squared and then cubed at that. My guess is that it'll take another ten thousand years of preliminary surveying such as we're doing, by all the crews the various Galaxian Societies can put out, before even the roughest kind of an estimate can be made as to how many planets are inhabited by mutually fertile human peoples."
"No, but it’ll probably end up being millions of millions, instead of millions and millions; and then squared and cubed on top of that. I think it’ll take another ten thousand years of initial surveying like what we’re doing, by all the teams the different Galaxian Societies can put together, before we can even make a rough estimate of how many planets are inhabited by human populations that can thrive together."
For a moment the group was stunned. Then:
For a moment, the group was shocked. Then:
"Do you mean to say," asked the merchant prince, "that you Galaxians are not the only ones who have interstellar travel?"
"Are you saying," asked the merchant prince, "that you Galaxians aren't the only ones with interstellar travel?"
"Far from it. In fact, yours is the only world we have seen that does not have it, in one form or another."
"Not at all. Actually, yours is the only world we've seen that doesn’t have it, in one way or another."
"Oh? More than one way? That makes it still worse. Would you be willing to sell us plans, or lease us ships...?"
"Oh? More than one option? That just makes it even worse. Would you consider selling us the plans, or leasing us the ships...?"
"So that you could exploit other planets? We will not. You would get nowhere, even if you had an interstellar drive right now. You, personally, are a perfect example of what is wrong with this planet. Rapacious, insatiable; you violate every concept of ethics, common decency, and social responsibility. Your world's technology is so far ahead of its sociology that you not only should be, but actually are being, held in quarantine."
"So you could take advantage of other planets? No way. You wouldn't get anywhere, even if you had an interstellar drive right now. You, personally, are a perfect example of what's wrong with this world. Greedy, never satisfied; you break every rule of ethics, common decency, and social responsibility. Your planet's technology is so much more advanced than its social structure that you not only should be, but are actually being, held in quarantine."
"What?"
"What?"
"Exactly. One race I know of has been inspecting you regularly for several hundreds of your years. They will not make contact with you, or allow you to leave your own world, until you grow up to something beyond the irresponsible-baby stage. Thus, about two and one-half of your years ago, a starship of that race sent down a sensing element—unmanned, of course—to check your state of development. Brother Sovig volatilized it with an atomic missile."
"Exactly. One race I'm aware of has been monitoring you for several hundred of your years. They won’t reach out to you or let you leave your own world until you mature beyond the childish stage. So, about two and a half of your years ago, a starship from that race sent down an unmanned sensing device to evaluate your level of development. Brother Sovig destroyed it with an atomic missile."
"We did not do it," the dictator declared. "It was the war-mongering capitalists."
"We didn't do it," the dictator said. "It was the war-hungry capitalists."
"You brainless, mindless, contemptible idiot," Garlock sneered. "Are even you actually stupid enough to try to lie with your mind? To minds linked to your own and to mine?"
"You clueless, thoughtless, despicable idiot," Garlock mocked. "Are you really dumb enough to think you can lie with your mind? To minds that are connected to yours and mine?"
"We did do it, then, but it was only a flying saucer."
"We did it, though, but it was just a flying saucer."
"Just as this ship was, to you, only a flying saucer, I suppose. So here's something else for you to think about, Brother Sovig, with whatever power your alleged brain is able to generate. When you shot down that sensor, the starship did not retaliate, but went on without taking any notice of you. When you tried to shoot us down, we took some slight action, but did not kill anyone and are now discussing the situation. Listen carefully now, and remember—it is very possible that the next craft you attack in such utterly idiotic fashion will, without any more warning than you gave, blow this whole planet into a ball of incandescent gas."
"Just like this ship was to you, just a flying saucer, I guess. So here's something else for you to think about, Brother Sovig, with whatever power your so-called brain can manage. When you shot down that sensor, the starship didn't strike back, but just carried on without paying any attention to you. When you tried to shoot us down, we took some minor action, but didn’t harm anyone and are now discussing the situation. Pay close attention now, and remember—it's very likely that the next craft you attack in such a completely foolish way will, without any more warning than you gave, turn this whole planet into a ball of blazing gas."
"Can that actually be done?" the scientist asked. For the first time, he became really interested in the proceedings.
"Can that actually be done?" the scientist asked. For the first time, he became genuinely interested in what was happening.
"Very easily, Doctor Cheswick," Garlock replied. "We could do it ourselves with scarcely any effort and at very small cost. You are familiar, I suppose, with the phenomenon of ball lightning?"
"Very easily, Doctor Cheswick," Garlock replied. "We could handle it ourselves with hardly any effort and at a low cost. You're familiar with the phenomenon of ball lightning, I assume?"
"Somewhat. Its mechanism has never been elucidated in any very satisfactory mathematics."
"Sort of. Its mechanism has never been clearly explained with satisfactory math."
"Well, we have at our disposal a field some...."
"Well, we have a field available that some...."
"Hold it, Clee," James warned. "Do you want to put out that kind of stuff around here?"
"Wait, Clee," James cautioned. "Do you really want to spread that kind of talk around here?"
"Um ... m ... m. What do you think?"
"Um ... m ... m. What do you think?"
James studied Cheswick's mind. "Better than I thought," he decided. "He has made two really worthwhile intuitions—a genius type. He's been working on what amounts almost to the Coupler Theory for ten years. He's almost got it, but you know intuitions of that caliber can't be scheduled. He might get it tomorrow—or never. I'd say push him over the hump."
James examined Cheswick's mind. "Better than I expected," he concluded. "He has come up with two valuable insights—a genius level. He’s been working on what is almost the Coupler Theory for ten years. He’s nearly got it, but you know insights of that quality can’t be forced. He might figure it out tomorrow—or never. I'd say help him over the hump."
"Okay with me. We'll take a vote—one blackball kills it. Brownie? Just the link, of course. A few hints, perhaps, at application, but no technological data."
"Sounds good to me. We'll vote—one no vote stops it. Brownie? Just the link, of course. Maybe a few suggestions on how to use it, but no technical details."
"I say give it to him. He's earned it. Besides, he isn't young and may die before he gets it, and that would lose them two or three hundred years."
"I say let him have it. He's deserved it. Plus, he's not young and could pass away before he gets it, and that would rob them of two or three hundred years."
"Belle?"
"Belle?"
"In favor. Shall I drop the linkage? No," she answered her own question. "No other minds here will have any idea of what it means, and it may do some of them a bit of good to see one of their own minds firing on more than one barrel."
"In favor. Should I remove the link? No," she answered her own question. "No one else here will have a clue what it means, and it might actually do some of them some good to see one of their own thinking in a more complex way."
"Thank you, Galaxians." The scientist's mind had been quivering with eagerness. "I am inexpressibly glad that you have found me worthy of so much help."
"Thank you, Galaxians." The scientist's mind had been buzzing with excitement. "I’m incredibly happy that you believe I’m deserving of such help."
Garlock entered Cheswick's mind. First he impressed, indelibly, six symbols and their meanings. Second, a long and intricate equation; which the scientist studied avidly.
Garlock entered Cheswick's mind. First, he permanently impressed six symbols and their meanings. Second, a long and complex equation, which the scientist studied eagerly.
During the ensuing pause, Garlock cut the President and Chief of Staff out of the linkage. "We have just given Cheswick a basic formula. In a couple of hundred years it will give you full telepathy, and then you will begin really to go up. There's nothing secret about it—in fact, I'd advise full publication—but even so it might be a smart idea to give him both protection and good working conditions. Brains like his are apt to be centuries apart on any world."
During the following pause, Garlock excluded the President and Chief of Staff from the discussion. "We’ve just provided Cheswick with a fundamental formula. In a couple of hundred years, it will lead to complete telepathy, and then you’ll really start to advance. There’s nothing secret about it—in fact, I’d recommend full publication—but even so, it could be wise to ensure he has both protection and good working conditions. Minds like his tend to be centuries ahead in any world."
"But this is ... it could be ... it must be!" Cheswick exclaimed. "I never would have formulated that! It isn't quite implicit, of course, but from this there derives the existence of, and the necessity for, electrogravitics! An entirely new field of reality and experiment in science!"
"But this is ... it could be ... it must be!" Cheswick exclaimed. "I never would have come up with that! It isn't totally obvious, of course, but from this comes the existence of, and the need for, electrogravitics! A completely new area of reality and scientific experimentation!"
"There does indeed," Garlock admitted, "and it is far indeed from being implicit. You leaped a tremendous gap. And yes, the resultant is more humanistic than technological."
"There really is," Garlock admitted, "and it's definitely not implicit. You jumped a huge gap. And yes, the result is more about humanity than technology."
Belle's ear-splitting whistle resounded throughout the Main. "How do you like them tid-bits, Clee?" she asked. "Two hundred years in seventy-eight seconds? You folks will have telepathy by the time your present crop of babies grows up. Clee, aren't you sorry you got mad and blew your top and wanted to pick up your marbles and go home? Three such intuitions in one man's lifetime beats par, even for the genius course."
Belle's loud whistle echoed through the Main. "What do you think of that information, Clee?" she asked. "Two hundred years in seventy-eight seconds? By the time your current babies grow up, you all will have telepathy. Clee, aren’t you regretting getting angry and throwing a fit and wanting to take your toys and go home? Three such insights in one man’s life is impressive, even for the genius level."
"It sure does," Garlock admitted, ruefully. "I should have studied these minds—particularly his—before jumping at conclusions."
"It really does," Garlock confessed, regretfully. "I should have looked into these minds—especially his—before making any assumptions."
"May I say a few words?" the president asked.
"Can I say a few words?" the president asked.
"You may indeed, sir. I was hoping you would."
"You can, sir. I was hoping you would."
"We have been discouraged; faced with an insoluble problem. Sovig and Lingonor, knowing that their own lives were forfeit anyway, were perfectly willing to destroy all the life on this world to make us yield. Now, however, with the insight and the encouragement you Galaxians have given us, the situation has changed. Reduced to ordinary high explosives, they cannot conquer us...."
"We have felt disheartened, confronted with an impossible problem. Sovig and Lingonor, aware that their own lives were doomed regardless, were completely willing to wipe out all life on this planet to force us to submit. However, now, thanks to the understanding and support you Galaxians have provided, the dynamics have shifted. Reduced to just regular explosives, they can't defeat us...."
"Especially without an airforce," Lola put in. "I, personally, will see to it that every bomber and fighter plane they now have goes to the third moon. It will be your responsibility to see to it that they do not rebuild."
"Especially without an airforce," Lola added. "I'll personally make sure that every bomber and fighter jet they have goes to the third moon. It will be your job to ensure they don't rebuild."
"Thank you, Miss Montandon. We will see to it. As for our internal difficulties—I think, under certain conditions, they can be handled. Our lawless element," he glanced at the gangster, "can be made impotent. The corrupt practices of both capital and labor can be stopped. We have laws," here he looked at the members of Congress and the judge, "which can be enforced. The conditions I mentioned would be difficult at the moment, since so few of us are here and it is manifest that few if any of our people will believe that such people as you Galaxians really exist. Would it be possible for you, Miss Montandon, to spend a few days—or whatever time you can spare—in showing our Congress, and as many other groups as possible, what humanity may hope to become?"
"Thank you, Miss Montandon. We will take care of it. As for our internal problems—I believe that, under certain conditions, we can manage them. Our lawless elements," he glanced at the gangster, "can be rendered powerless. The corrupt practices of both big business and labor can be eliminated. We have laws," he looked at the members of Congress and the judge, "that can be enforced. The conditions I mentioned would be challenging right now since so few of us are present, and it's clear that very few, if any, of our people will believe that individuals like you Galaxians actually exist. Would it be possible for you, Miss Montandon, to spend a few days—or however long you can spare—showing our Congress and as many other groups as possible what humanity might aspire to be?"
"Of course, sir. I was planning on it."
"Of course, sir. I was going to do that."
"I'm afraid that is impossible," the Chief of Staff said.
"I'm afraid that's impossible," the Chief of Staff said.
"Why, General Cardeen?" Lola asked.
"Why, General Cardeen?" Lola inquired.
"Because you'd be shot," Cardeen said, bluntly. "We have a very good Secret Service, it is true, and we would give you every protection possible; but such an all-out effort as would be made to assassinate you would almost certainly succeed."
"Because you'd get shot," Cardeen said, straightforwardly. "We do have a really good Secret Service, and we would provide you with as much protection as we could; but an all-out attempt to assassinate you would almost definitely succeed."
"Shot?" Garlock asked in surprise. "What with? You haven't anything that could even begin to crack an Operator's Shield."
"Shot?" Garlock said, surprised. "With what? You don't have anything that could even come close to breaking an Operator's Shield."
"With this, sir." Cardeen held out his automatic pistol for inspection.
"Here you go, sir." Cardeen offered his automatic pistol for inspection.
"Oh, I hadn't studied it ... a pellet-projector...."
"Oh, I hadn't looked into it ... a pellet projector...."
"Pellet! Do you call a four-seventy-five slug a pellet?"
"Pellet! Are you calling a four-seventy-five slug a pellet?"
"Not much of that, really ... it shoots eight times—shoot all eight of them at her. None of them will touch her."
"Not much of that, really ... it fires eight times—shoot all eight at her. None of them will hit her."
"What? I will not! One of those slugs will go through three women like her, front to back in line."
"What? I won't! One of those guys will go through three women like her, one after another."
"I will, then." The pistol leaped into Garlock's hand. "Hold up one hand, Brownie, and catch 'em. Don't let 'em splash—no deformation, so he can recognize his own pellets."
"I will, then." The pistol jumped into Garlock's hand. "Hold up one hand, Brownie, and catch them. Don’t let them splash—no deformation, so he can recognize his own pellets."
Holding the unfamiliar weapon in a clumsy, highly unorthodox grip—something like a schoolgirl's first attempt—Garlock glanced once at Lola's upraised palm and eight shots roared out as fast as the gases of explosion could operate the mechanism. The pistol's barrel remained rigidly motionless under all the stress of ultra-rapid fire. Lola's slim, deeply-tanned arm did not even quiver under the impact of that storm of heavy bullets against her apparently unsupported hand. No one saw those bullets strike that gently-curved right palm, but everyone saw them drop into her cupped left hand, like drops of water dripping rapidly from the end of an icicle into a bowl.
Holding the unfamiliar weapon in a clumsy, very awkward grip—like a schoolgirl's first try—Garlock cast a glance at Lola’s upraised palm, and eight shots fired off as quickly as the explosive gases could work the mechanism. The pistol’s barrel stayed perfectly still despite the strain of rapid fire. Lola’s slim, deeply tanned arm didn’t even shake from the force of those heavy bullets against her seemingly unsupported hand. No one saw the bullets hit her gently curved right palm, but everyone watched them drop into her cupped left hand, like drops of water falling quickly from the end of an icicle into a bowl.
"Here are your pellets, General Cardeen." Lola handed them to him with a smile.
"Here are your pellets, General Cardeen." Lola smiled as she handed them to him.
"Holy—Jumping—Snakes!" the general said, and:
"Holy—Jumping—Snakes!" the general exclaimed, and:
"Wotta torpedo!" came the gangster's envious thought.
"Wotta torpedo!" was the gangster's jealous thought.
"You see, I am perfectly safe from being 'shot,' as you call it," Lola said. "So I'll come down and work with you. You might have your news services put out a bulletin, though. I never have killed anyone, and am not going to here, but anyone who tries to shoot me or bomb me or anything will lose both hands at the wrists just before he fires. That would keep them from killing anyone standing near me, don't you think?"
"You see, I'm totally safe from being 'shot,' as you put it," Lola said. "So I'll come down and work with you. You might want to have your news services issue a bulletin, though. I've never killed anyone, and I'm not going to here, but anyone who tries to shoot at me or bomb me or anything will lose both hands at the wrists right before they pull the trigger. That should stop them from hurting anyone standing near me, don’t you think?"
"I should think it would," General Cordeen thought, and a pall of awe covered the linked minds. The implications of the naively frank remark just uttered by this apparently inoffensive and defenseless young woman were simply too overwhelming to be discussed.
"I would think it would," General Cordeen thought, and a sense of awe enveloped the connected minds. The implications of the straightforward comment just made by this seemingly harmless and defenseless young woman were far too daunting to discuss.
"Anything else on the agenda, Clee?" Lola asked.
"Is there anything else on the agenda, Clee?" Lola asked.
There was not, and the starship's guests were returned, each to his own home place.
There wasn't, and the starship's passengers were sent back, each to their own home.
And not one of them, it may be said, was exactly the same as he had been.
And not one of them, you could say, was exactly the same as he had been.
The deepest Gunther block was at last penetrated and Belle became conscious of a heretofore unknown mental alignment with the ship.
The deepest Gunther block was finally penetrated, and Belle became aware of a previously unknown mental connection with the ship.
CHAPTER 4
"I think I'll come along with you and bodyguard you, Lola," Belle said, the following morning after breakfast. "Clee's going to be seven thousand miles deep in mathematics and Jim's doing his stuff at the observatory, and I can't help either of 'em at the moment. You'd do a better job, wouldn't you, if you could concentrate on it?"
"I think I'm going to join you and protect you, Lola," Belle said the next morning after breakfast. "Clee will be seven thousand miles deep in math and Jim's busy with his work at the observatory, and I can't assist either of them right now. It would be better for you, right, if you could focus on it?"
"Of course. Thanks, Belle. But remember, it's already been announced—no death. Just hands. I can't really believe that I'll be attacked, but they seem pretty sure of it."
"Of course. Thanks, Belle. But remember, it's already been announced—no death. Just hands. I can’t really believe that I’ll be attacked, but they seem pretty sure about it."
"I'd like to separate anyone like that from his head instead of his hands, but as it is published so it will be performed."
"I'd rather cut off someone like that’s head instead of their hands, but since it's been published, that's how it will be done."
"How about wearing some kind of half-way-comfortable shoes instead of those slippers?" Garlock asked. "That could turn out to be a long, tough brawl, and your dogs'll be begging for mercy before you get back here."
"Why not wear some sort of semi-comfortable shoes instead of those slippers?" Garlock asked. "It might turn into a long, tough fight, and your feet will be begging for mercy by the time you get back here."
"Uh-uh. Very comfortable and a perfect fit. Besides, if I have to suffer just a little bit for good appearance's sake in a matter of intergalactic amity...."
"Uh-uh. Super comfortable and a perfect fit. Plus, if I have to put up with a bit of discomfort for the sake of looking good in the context of intergalactic friendship...."
"A matter of showing off, you mean."
"A way of showing off, you mean."
"Why, Clee!" Belle widened her eyes at him. "How you talk! But they're ready, Lola—let's go."
"Wow, Clee!" Belle said, her eyes widening at him. "You really know how to talk! But they're ready, Lola—let's go."
The two girls disappeared from the Main, to appear on the speakers' stand in front of the Capitol Building. President Benton was there, with his cabinet and certain other personages. General Cordeen and his staff. And many others.
The two girls vanished from the Main and reappeared on the speaker's stand in front of the Capitol Building. President Benton was present, along with his cabinet and several other notable figures. General Cordeen and his team. And many others.
"Oh, Miss Bellamy, too? I'm very glad you are here," Benton said, as he shook hands cordially with both.
"Oh, Miss Bellamy, you too? I'm really glad you're here," Benton said, as he shook hands warmly with both.
"Thank you. I came along as bodyguard. May I meet your Secret Service Chief, please?"
"Thanks. I’m here as a bodyguard. Can I meet your Secret Service Chief, please?"
"Why, of course. Miss Bellamy, may I present Mr. Avengord?"
"Of course. Miss Bellamy, I'd like you to meet Mr. Avengord."
"You have the hospital room ready?... Where is it, please?"
"You have the hospital room ready? Where is it, please?"
"Back of us, in the wing...."
"Back of us, in the wing...."
"Just think of it, please, and I will follow your thought.... Ah, yes, there it is. I hope it will not be used. You agree with General Cordeen that there will be one or more attempts at assassination?"
"Just think about it, please, and I’ll follow your line of thinking.... Ah, yes, there it is. I hope it won’t be put to use. Do you agree with General Cordeen that there will be one or more assassination attempts?"
"I'm very much afraid so. This town is literally riddled with enemy agents, and of course we don't know all of them—especially the best ones. They know that if these meetings go through, they're sunk; so they're desperate. We've got this whole area covered like dew—we've arrested sixteen suspects already this morning—but all the advantage is theirs," Avengord finished glumly.
"I'm really afraid so. This town is practically full of enemy agents, and we definitely don’t know all of them—especially the cleverest ones. They realize that if these meetings happen, they’re done for; so they’re feeling desperate. We’ve got this whole area secured like early morning dew—we’ve already arrested sixteen suspects this morning—but all the advantage is still on their side," Avengord concluded, feeling down.
"Not all of it, sir," Belle smiled at him cheerfully. "You have me, and I am a Prime Operator. That is, a wielder of power of no small ability. Oh, you are right. There is an attempt now being prepared."
"Not all of it, sir," Belle smiled at him cheerfully. "You have me, and I am a Prime Operator. That is, a wielder of power of no small ability. Oh, you're right. There's an attempt being prepared right now."
While Belle had been greeting and conversing, she had also been scanning. Her range, her sensitivity, and her power were immensely greater than Lola's; were probably equal to Garlock's own. She scanned by miles against the scant yards covered by the Secret Service.
While Belle was greeting and chatting, she was also keeping an eye out. Her range, her sensitivity, and her power were way greater than Lola's; they were probably on par with Garlock's. She was scanning for miles compared to the few yards covered by the Secret Service.
"Where?"
"Where at?"
"Give me your thought." The Secret Service man did not know what she meant—telepathy was of course new to him—so she seized his attention and directed it to a certain window in a building a couple of miles away on a hill.
"Share your thoughts with me." The Secret Service agent was confused by her meaning—telepathy was definitely unfamiliar to him—so she captured his focus and pointed it toward a window in a building a couple of miles away on a hill.
"But they couldn't, from there!"
"But they couldn't get there!"
"But they can. They have a quite efficient engine of destruction—a 'rifle' is their thought. Large, and long, with a very good telescope on it—with crosshairs. If I scan their minds more precisely you may know the weapon.... Ah, they think of it as a 'Buford Mark Forty Anti-Aircraft Rifle'."
"But they can. They have a pretty efficient engine of destruction—a 'rifle' is what they call it. It's big and long, with a really good scope on it—with crosshairs. If I look into their minds more closely, you might recognize the weapon.... Ah, they refer to it as a 'Buford Mark Forty Anti-Aircraft Rifle.'"
"A Buford! My God, they can hit any button on her clothes—get her away, quick!" He tried to jump, but could not move.
"A Buford! Oh my God, they can just press any button on her clothes—get her out of here, fast!" He tried to leap, but couldn't move.
"As you were," she directed. "There was another Buford there, and another over there." She guided his thought. "Two men to each Buford. There are now six handless men in your hospital room. If you will send men to those three places you will find the Bufords and the hands. Your surgeon will have no difficulty in matching the hands to the men. If any seek to remove either Bufords or hands before your men get there, I will de-hand them, also."
"As you were," she instructed. "There was another Buford over there, and another one here." She directed his thoughts. "Two men for each Buford. There are now six men without hands in your hospital room. If you send teams to those three locations, you'll find the Bufords and the hands. Your surgeon will have no trouble matching the hands to the men. If anyone tries to take either the Bufords or the hands before your teams arrive, I'll remove their hands too."
To say that the Secret Service man was flabbergasted is to put it very mildly indeed. Cordeen had told him, with much pounding on his desk and in searing, air-blueing language, what to expect-or, rather, to expect anything, no matter what and with no limits whatever—but he hadn't believed it then and simply could not believe it now. Goddamn it, such things couldn't happen. And this beautiful, beautifully-stacked, half-naked woman—girl, rather, she couldn't be a day over twenty-five—even if it had been their black-browed, toplofty leader, Captain Garlock himself....
To say that the Secret Service guy was completely shocked is putting it very lightly. Cordeen had told him, with a lot of banging on his desk and some seriously colorful language, what to expect—or, more accurately, to expect anything, no matter what and with no restrictions—but he hadn’t believed it back then and just couldn’t believe it now. Dammit, such things couldn’t happen. And this gorgeous, perfectly-shaped, half-naked woman—girl, really, she couldn’t be a day over twenty-five—even if it had been their stern, high-and-mighty leader, Captain Garlock himself....
"I am twenty-three of your years old, not twenty-five," she informed him, coldly, "and I will permit no distinction of sex. In your primitive culture the women may still be allowing you men to believe in the fallacy of the superiority of the male, but know right now that I can do anything any man ever born can do and do it better."
"I am twenty-three years old, not twenty-five," she said coldly. "I won’t accept any distinction based on gender. In your outdated culture, women might still let men think they’re superior, but let me be clear: I can do anything a man can do—and I can do it better."
"Oh, I'm ... I'm sure ... certainly...." Avengord's thought was incoherent.
"Oh, I'm ... I'm sure ... definitely...." Avengord's thoughts were jumbled.
"If you want me to work with you you had better start believing right now that there are a lot of things you don't know," Belle went on relentlessly. "Stop believing that just because a thing has not already happened on this primitive, backward, mudball planet of yours, it can't happen anywhere or anywhen. You do believe, however, whether you want to or not, things you see with your own eyes?"
"If you want me to work with you, you'd better start believing right now that there are a lot of things you don't know," Belle said without holding back. "Stop thinking that just because something hasn't happened yet on this primitive, backward planet of yours, it can't happen anywhere or at any time. You do believe, whether you like it or not, in things you see with your own eyes?"
"Yes. I can not be hypnotized."
"Yes. I cannot be hypnotized."
"I'm very glad you believe that much." Avengord did not notice that she neither confirmed nor denied the truth of his statement. "To that end you will go now into the hospital room and see the bandaging going on. You will see and hear the news broadcast going out as I prepared it."
"I'm really glad you have that much faith." Avengord didn’t realize that she neither agreed nor disagreed with his statement. "With that in mind, you’ll go into the hospital room now and watch the bandaging take place. You’ll see and hear the news broadcast going out just as I set it up."
He went, and came back a badly shaken man.
He went and returned a deeply unsettled man.
"But they're sending it out exactly as it happened!" he protested. "They'll all scatter out so fast and so far we'll never catch them!"
"But they're sending it out exactly as it happened!" he said. "They'll all scatter so quickly and so far we'll never catch them!"
"By no means. You see, the amputees didn't believe that they would lose their hands. Their superiors didn't believe it, either; they assured each other and their underlings that it was just capitalistic bluff and nonsense. And since they are all even more materialistic and hidebound and unbelieving than you are, they all are now highly confused—at a complete loss."
"Not at all. You see, the amputees didn’t think they would lose their hands. Their bosses didn’t think so either; they reassured each other and their subordinates that it was just a capitalist bluff and nonsense. And since they are all even more focused on material things and rigid in their beliefs than you are, they are now really confused—totally at a loss."
"You can say that again. If I, working with you and having you pounding it into my head, couldn't more than half believe it...."
"You can say that again. If I, working with you and having you drill it into my head, couldn't believe it any more than halfway...."
"So they are now very frightened, as well as confused, and the director of their whole spy system is now violating rule and precedent by sending out messengers to summon certain high agents to confer with him in his secret place."
"So they are now very scared and confused, and the head of their entire spy network is breaking the rules and traditions by sending messengers to call in certain key agents to meet with him in his secret location."
"If you'll tell me where, I'll get over to my office...."
"If you tell me where, I'll head over to my office...."
"No. We'll both be in your office in plenty of time. We'll watch Lola get started. It will be highly instructive for you to watch a really capable Operator at work."
"No. We'll both be in your office with plenty of time to spare. We'll watch Lola get started. It'll be really informative for you to see a truly skilled Operator in action."
President Benton had been introduced; had in turn finished introducing Lola. The crowd, many thousands strong, was cheering. Lola was stepping into the carefully marked speaker's place.
President Benton had been introduced and had in turn introduced Lola. The crowd, thousands strong, was cheering. Lola was stepping into the clearly marked speaker's spot.
"You may disconnect these," she waved a hand at the battery of microphones, "since I do not use speech. Not only do I not know any of your various languages, but no one language would suffice. My thought will go to every person on this, your world."
"You can unplug these," she said, gesturing toward the array of microphones, "because I don’t use speech. I don’t understand any of your different languages, and no single language would be enough. My thoughts will reach everyone in this, your world."
"World?" the President asked in surprise. "Surely not behind the Curtains? They will jam you, I'm afraid."
"World?" the President asked in surprise. "Surely not behind the curtains? They'll trap you, I'm afraid."
"My thought, as I shall drive it, will not be stopped," Lola assured him. "Since this world has no telepathy, it has no mind-blocks and I can cover the planet as easily as one mind. Nor does it matter whether it be day or night, or whether anyone is awake or asleep. All will receive my message. Since you wish a record, the cameras may run, although they are neither necessary nor desirable for me. Everyone will see me in his mind, much better than on the surface of any teevee tube."
"My thoughts, as I'll express them, can't be stopped," Lola assured him. "Since this world lacks telepathy, there are no mental blocks, and I can reach the entire planet as easily as a single mind. It doesn't matter if it's day or night, or if anyone is awake or asleep. Everyone will get my message. If you want a record, the cameras can keep rolling, even though I don’t really need or want them. Everyone will see me in their minds, much clearer than on any TV screen."
"And I was going to have her address Congress!" the President whispered, aside, to General Cordeen.
"And I was going to have her speak to Congress!" the President whispered to General Cordeen.
Then Lola put her whole fine personality into a smile, directed apparently not only at each separate individual within sight, but also individually at every person on the globe; and when Brownie Montandon set out to make a production of a smile, it had the impact of a pile-driver. Then came her smooth, gently-flowing, friendly thought:
Then Lola flashed her entire charming personality in a smile, aimed not just at each person she could see, but also at everyone on the planet; and when Brownie Montandon tried to create her own version of a smile, it hit like a wrecking ball. Then came her smooth, easygoing, friendly thought:
"My name, friends of this world Ormolan, is Lola Montandon. Those of you who are now looking at teevee screens can see my imaged likeness. All of you can see me very much better within your own minds.
"My name, friends of this world Ormolan, is Lola Montandon. Those of you who are now looking at TV screens can see my image. All of you can picture me much better in your own minds."
"I am not here as an invader in any sense, but only as a citizen of the First Galaxy of this, our common universe. I have attuned my mind to each of yours in order to give you a message from the United Galaxian Societies.
"I’m not here as an invader at all, but simply as a member of the First Galaxy in our shared universe. I’ve aligned my thoughts with yours to deliver a message from the United Galaxian Societies."
"There are four of us Galaxians in this Exploration Team. As Galaxians it is our purpose here and our duty here to open your minds to certain basic truths, to be of help to you in clearing your minds of fallacies, of lies, and of undefensible prejudices; to the end that you will more rapidly become Galaxians yourselves...."
"There are four of us Galaxians in this Exploration Team. As Galaxians, it's our mission and responsibility to help you understand some fundamental truths, assist you in clearing your minds of misconceptions, falsehoods, and indefensible biases, so that you can more quickly become Galaxians yourselves...."
"Okay. This will go on and on. That's enough to give you an idea of what a trained and polished performer can do. What do you think of them comfits, Chief?" Belle deliberately knocked the Secret Service man out of his Lola-induced mood.
"Okay. This is going to keep going. That's enough to show you what a trained and polished performer can do. What do you think of those comfits, Chief?" Belle purposely snapped the Secret Service man out of his Lola-induced mood.
"Huh? Oh, yes." Avengord was still groggy. "She's phenomenal—good—I don't mean goody-goody, but sincere and really...."
"Huh? Oh, yeah." Avengord was still half-asleep. "She's amazing—great—I don't mean in a goody-goody way, but genuine and really...."
"Yeah, but don't fall in love with her. Everybody does and it doesn't do any of them a bit of good. That's her specialty and she's very good at it. I told you she's a smooth, smooth worker."
"Yeah, but don’t fall for her. Everyone does, and it doesn’t help any of them at all. That’s her thing, and she’s really good at it. I told you, she’s a slick operator."
"You can say that again." Avengord did not know that he was repeating himself. "But it isn't an act. She means it and it's true."
"You can say that again." Avengord didn’t realize he was repeating himself. "But it’s not an act. She really means it and it’s true."
"Of course she means it and of course it's true. Otherwise even she, with all her training, couldn't sell such a big bill of goods." Then, in answer to the man's unspoken question, "Yes, we're all different. She's the contactor, the spreader of the good old oil, the shining example of purity and sweetness and light—in short, the Greaser of the Ways. I'm a fighter, myself. Do you think she could actually have de-handed those men? Uh-uh. At the last minute she would have weakened and brought them in whole. My job in this operation is to knock hell out of the ones Lola can't convince, such as those spies you and I are going to interview pretty quick."
"Of course she means it, and of course it's true. Otherwise, even she, with all her training, couldn't sell such a big lie." Then, in response to the man’s unasked question, "Yes, we’re all different. She’s the connector, the one spreading positivity, the shining example of purity and kindness—in short, the Greaser of the Ways. I'm a fighter, myself. Do you think she could really handle those guys? Nope. At the last moment, she would have faltered and brought them in completely. My role in this operation is to take down the ones Lola can’t convince, like those spies we’re about to interview pretty soon."
"Even they ought to be convinced. I don't see how anybody could help but be."
"Even they should be convinced. I don't see how anyone could feel otherwise."
"Uh-uh. It'll bounce off like hailstones off of a tin roof. The only thing to do to that kind of scum is kill them. If you'll give me a thought as to where your office is we'll hop over and...."
"Uh-uh. It'll bounce off like hailstones hitting a tin roof. The only thing to do with that kind of scum is take them out. If you let me know where your office is, we'll swing by and...."
Belle and Avengord disappeared from the stand; and, such was Lola's hold, no one on the platform or in the throng even noticed that they were gone. They materialized in Avengord's private office; he sitting as usual at his desk, she reclining in legs-crossed ease in a big leather chair.
Belle and Avengord vanished from the stand; and, with Lola's influence so strong, no one on the platform or in the crowd even noticed their absence. They reappeared in Avengord's private office; he sat as usual at his desk, while she lounged comfortably in a big leather chair with her legs crossed.
"... get to work." Belle's thought had not been interrupted by any passage of time whatever. "What do you want to do first?"
"... get to work." Belle's thoughts hadn't been interrupted by any passage of time at all. "What do you want to do first?"
"But I thought you were covering Miss Montandon?"
"But I thought you were looking after Miss Montandon?"
"I am. Like a blanket. Just as well here as anywhere. I will be, until she gets back to the Pleiades. What first?"
"I am. Like a blanket. Just as good here as anywhere. I'll be here until she gets back to the Pleiades. What comes first?"
"Oh. Well, since I don't know what your limits are—if you have any—you might as well do whatever you think best and I'll watch you do it."
"Oh. Well, since I’m not sure what your boundaries are—if you have any—you might as well just do whatever you think is best, and I’ll watch you do it."
"That's the way to talk. You're going to get a shock when you see who the Head Man is. George T. Basil."
"That's how to speak. You're going to be surprised when you find out who the Head Man is. George T. Basil."
"Basil! I'll say it's a shock!" Avengord steadied, frowned in concentration. "Could be, though. He would never be suspected—but they're very good at that."
"Basil! I can't believe it!" Avengord steadied himself, frowning in concentration. "It could be true, though. He would never be suspected—but they're really good at that."
"Yeah. His name used to be Baslovkowitz. He was trained for years, then planted. None of this can be proved, as his record is perfect. Born citizen, highest standing in business and social circles. Unlimited entry and top security clearance. Right?"
"Yeah. His name used to be Baslovkowitz. He was trained for years, then placed. None of this can be proven, as his record is flawless. Born citizen, highest standing in business and social circles. Unlimited access and top security clearance. Right?"
"Right ... and getting enough evidence, in such cases as that, is pure, unadulterated hell."
"Right ... and gathering enough evidence in cases like that is just a complete nightmare."
"I suppose I could kill him, after we've recorded everything he knows," Belle suggested.
"I guess I could kill him after we've documented everything he knows," Belle suggested.
"No!" He snapped. "Too many people think of us as a strong-arm squad now. Anyway, I'd rather kill him myself than wish the job off onto—you don't like killing, do you?"
"No!" He snapped. "Too many people see us as a strong-arm squad now. Anyway, I'd prefer to handle it myself rather than pass the job off onto—you don't like killing, do you?"
"That's the understatement of the century. No civilized person does. In a hot fight, yes; but killing anyone who is helpless to fight back—in cold blood—ugh! It makes me sick in my stomach even to think of it."
"That's the understatement of the century. No civilized person does. In a heated battle, sure; but killing someone who can't fight back—in cold blood—ugh! It makes me feel sick just thinking about it."
"With the way you can read minds, we can get evidence enough to send them all to jail, and that we'll have to do."
"With your ability to read minds, we can gather enough evidence to put them all behind bars, and that's what we need to do."
"How about this?" Belle grinned as another solution came to mind. "From those first eight top men, we'll find out a lot of others lower down, and so on, until we have 'em all locked up here. We'll announce that exactly so many spies and agents—giving names, addresses, and facts, of course—got panicky after Lola's address. They fired up their hidden planes and flew back behind the Curtain. Then, when we've scanned their minds and recorded everything you want, I'll pack them all, very snugly and carefully, into Sovig's private office. With the world situation what it then will be, he won't dare kill them—he simply won't know what to do when faced with it."
"How about this?" Belle grinned as another idea popped into her head. "From those first eight top guys, we'll uncover a ton of others lower down, and so on, until we have them all locked up here. We'll announce that a specific number of spies and agents—giving names, addresses, and details, of course—got scared after Lola's address. They fired up their hidden planes and flew back behind the Curtain. Then, once we've scanned their minds and recorded everything you need, I'll pack them all, very snugly and carefully, into Sovig's private office. With the world situation being what it will be then, he won't dare kill them—he simply won't know what to do when confronted with it."
Avengord agreed happily. He reached out and flipped the switch of his intercom. "Miss Kimling, come in, please."
Avengord happily agreed. He reached out and flipped the switch on his intercom. "Miss Kimling, please come in."
The door burst open. "Why, it is you! But you were on the rostrum just a minute.... Oh!" She saw Belle, and backed, eyes wide, toward the door she had just entered. "She was there, too, and it's fifteen miles...."
The door swung open. "Oh, it is you! But you were on stage just a minute ago.... Oh!" She noticed Belle and stumbled backward, eyes wide, toward the door she had just come through. "She was there, too, and it's fifteen miles...."
"Steady, Fram. I'd like to present you to Prime Operator Belle Bellamy, who is cleaning out the entire Curtain organization for us."
"Easy there, Fram. I want you to meet Prime Operator Belle Bellamy, who is sorting out the entire Curtain organization for us."
"But how did you...."
"But how did you...?"
"Never mind that. Teleportation. It took her half an hour to pound it into me, and we can't take time to explain anything now. I'll tell everybody everything I know as soon as I can. In the meantime, don't be surprised at anything that happens, and by that I mean anything. Such as solid people appearing on this carpet—on that spot right there—instantaneously. I want you to pay close attention to everything your mind receives, put your phenomenal memory into high gear, listen to everything I record, stop me any time I'm wrong, and be sure I get everything we need."
"Forget about that. Teleportation. It took her thirty minutes to drill it into me, and we can't waste time explaining anything right now. I'll share everything I know with everyone as soon as I can. In the meantime, don’t be shocked by anything that happens, and I mean anything. Like solid people showing up on this carpet—right there—right away. I want you to really focus on everything you perceive, engage your amazing memory, listen to everything I record, interrupt me if I’m wrong, and make sure I capture everything we need."
"I don't know exactly what you're talking about, sir, but I'll try."
"I’m not exactly sure what you mean, sir, but I’ll give it a shot."
"Frankly, I don't, either—we'll just have to roll it as we go along. We're ready for George T. Basil now, Miss Bellamy—I hope. Don't jump, Fram."
"Honestly, I don't either—we'll just have to figure it out as we go. We're ready for George T. Basil now, Miss Bellamy—I hope. Don't jump, Fram."
Basil appeared and Fram jumped. She did not scream, however, and did not run out of the office. The master spy was a big, self-assured, affluent type. He had not the slightest idea of how he had been spirited out of his ultra-secret sub-basement and into this room; but he knew where he was and, after one glance at Belle, he knew why. He decided instantly what to do about it.
Basil showed up and Fram startled. She didn't scream, though, and she didn't bolt from the office. The master spy was a tall, confident, well-off guy. He had no clue how he had been whisked away from his ultra-secret sub-basement and into this room; but he knew where he was and, after a quick look at Belle, he understood why. He immediately figured out what to do about it.
"This is an outrage!" he bellowed, hammering with his fist on Avengord's desk. "A stupid, high-handed violation of the rights...."
"This is outrageous!" he shouted, pounding his fist on Avengord's desk. "A ridiculous, arrogant violation of rights...."
Belle silenced him and straightened him up.
Belle quieted him and adjusted his posture.
"High-handed? Yes," she admitted quite seriously. "However, from the Galaxian standpoint, you have no rights at all and you are going to be extremely surprised at just how high-handed I am going to be. I am going to read your mind to its very bottom—layer by layer, like peeling an onion—and everything you know and everything you think is going down in Mr. Avengord's Big Black Book."
"High-handed? Yes," she admitted very seriously. "But from the Galaxian perspective, you have no rights at all, and you're going to be incredibly surprised at just how high-handed I'm going to be. I'm going to read your mind down to its core—layer by layer, like peeling an onion—and everything you know and everything you think is going into Mr. Avengord's Big Black Book."
Belle linked all four minds together and directed the search, making sure that no item, however small, was missed. Avengord recorded every pertinent item. Fram Kimling memorized and correlated and double-checked.
Belle connected all four minds and led the search, ensuring that no item, no matter how small, got overlooked. Avengord noted down every relevant item. Fram Kimling memorized, matched, and double-checked everything.
Soon it was done, and Basil, shouting even louder about this last and worst violation of his rights—those of his own private mind—was led away by two men and "put away where he would keep."
Soon it was over, and Basil, yelling even louder about this final and worst infringement of his rights—those of his own private thoughts—was taken away by two men and "put away where he would stay."
"But this is a flagrant violation of law...." Miss Kimling began.
"But this is a blatant violation of the law...." Miss Kimling began.
"You can say that again!" her boss gloated. "And if you only knew how tickled I am to do it, after the way they've been kicking me around!
"You can say that again!" her boss bragged. "And if you only knew how happy I am to do it, after the way they've been treating me!"
"But I wonder ... are you sure we can get away with it?"
"But I wonder... are you sure we can pull it off?"
"Certainly," Belle put in. "We Galaxians are doing it, not your government or your Secret Service. We'll start you clean—but it'll be up to you to keep it clean, and that will be no easy job."
"Definitely," Belle added. "We Galaxians are handling this, not your government or your Secret Service. We'll get you started fresh—but it's up to you to maintain that, and it won't be an easy task."
"No, it won't; but we'll do it. Come around again, say in five or six years, and see."
"No, it won't; but we'll make it happen. Come back in five or six years and see."
"You know, I might take you up on that? Maybe not this same team, but I've got a notion to tape a recommendation for a re-visit, just to see how you get along. It'd be interesting."
"You know, I might actually take you up on that? Maybe not this same team, but I’m thinking about recording a suggestion for a follow-up, just to see how you’re doing. It’d be interesting."
"I wish you would. It might help, too, if everybody thought you'd come back to check. Suppose you could?"
"I wish you would. It might help if everyone thought you’d come back to check. What if you could?"
"I've no idea, really. I'd like to, though, and I'll see what I can do. But let's get on with the job. They're all in what you call the 'tank' now. Which one do you want next?"
"I honestly have no clue. I’d like to figure it out, though, and I’ll do my best. But let’s focus on the task at hand. They’re all in what you call the 'tank' now. Which one do you want to tackle next?"
The work went on. That evening there was of course a reception; and then a ball. And Belle's feet did hurt when she got back to the Pleiades, but of course she would not admit the fact—most especially not to Garlock.
The work continued. That evening, there was a reception, of course; and then a ball. Belle's feet did hurt when she got back to the Pleiades, but she definitely wouldn't admit it—especially not to Garlock.
Exactly at the expiration of the stipulated seventy-two hours, the Galaxians began to destroy military atomic plants; and, shortly thereafter, the starship's crew was again ready to go.
Exactly at the end of the agreed seventy-two hours, the Galaxians started to take down military nuclear plants; and, shortly after that, the starship's crew was once again prepared to leave.
And James rammed home the red button that would send them—all four wondered—where?
And James pressed the red button that would send them—all four wondered—where?
It turned out to be another Hodell-type world; and, even with the high-speed comparator, it took longer to check the charts than it did to make them.
It turned out to be another Hodell-type world, and even with the high-speed comparator, it took longer to review the charts than it did to create them.
The next planet was similar. So was the next, and the next. The time required for checking grew longer and longer.
The next planet was similar. So was the next one, and the one after that. The time it took to check each one kept getting longer and longer.
"How about cutting out this checking entirely, Clee?" James asked then. "What good does it do? Even if we find a similarity, what could we do about it? We've got enough stuff now to keep a crew of astronomers busy for five years making a tank of it."
"Why don’t we just skip the checking altogether, Clee?" James asked then. "What’s the point? Even if we spot a similarity, what can we really do? We’ve already got enough material to keep a team of astronomers busy for five years analyzing it."
"Okay. We probably are so far away now, anyway, that the chance of finding a similarity is vanishingly small. Keep on taking the shots, though; they'll prove, I think, that the universe is one whole hell of a lot bigger than anybody has ever thought it was. That reminds me—are you getting anywhere on that N-problem? I'm not."
"Alright. We're probably so far away now that the chances of finding any similarities are almost nonexistent. Keep taking the shots, though; I believe they'll show that the universe is way bigger than anyone ever realized. Speaking of which—are you making any progress on that N-problem? I'm not."
"I'm getting nowhere, fast. You should have been a math prof in a grad school, Clee. You could flunk every advanced student you had with that one. Belle and I together can't feed it to Compy in such shape as to get a definite answer. We think, though, that your guess was right—if we ever stabilize anywhere it will probably be relative to Hodell, not to Tellus. But the cold fact of how far away we must be by this time just scares the pants off of me."
"I'm getting nowhere quickly. You should have been a math professor in grad school, Clee. You could fail every advanced student you had with that one. Belle and I together can't feed it to Compy in its current state to get a clear answer. We think, though, that you were probably right—if we ever stabilize anywhere it will likely be relative to Hodell, not to Tellus. But the harsh reality of how far away we must be by now really freaks me out."
"You and me both, my ripe and old. We're a long ways from home."
"You and I both, my seasoned friend. We're a long way from home."
Jumping went on; and, two or three planets later, they encountered an Arpalone Inspector who did not test them for compatibility with the humanity of his world.
Jumping continued; and, two or three planets later, they ran into an Arpalone Inspector who didn’t check them for compatibility with the humanity of his world.
"Do not land," the creature said, mournfully. "This world is dying, and if you leave the protection of your ship, you too will die."
"Don't land," the creature said sadly. "This world is dying, and if you step outside the safety of your ship, you will die too."
"But worlds don't die, surely?" Garlock protested. "People, yes—but worlds?"
"But worlds don’t just end, right?" Garlock protested. "People do, sure—but worlds?"
"Worlds die. It is the Dilipic. The humans die, too, of course, but it is the world itself that is attacked, not the people. Some of them, in fact, will live through it."
"Worlds die. It's the Dilipic. Humans die, too, of course, but it's the world itself that's being attacked, not the people. Some of them, in fact, will survive it."
Garlock drove his attention downward and scanned.
Garlock focused his gaze downward and looked around.
"You Arpalones are doing what looks like a mighty good job of fighting. Can't you win?"
"You Arpalones are doing what seems like a really great job of fighting. Can't you win?"
"No, it is too late. It was already too late when they first appeared, two days ago. When the Dilipics strike in such small force that none of their—agents?—devices?—whatever they are?—can land against our beaming, a world can be saved; but such cases are very few."
"No, it's too late. It was already too late when they first showed up two days ago. When the Dilipics attack with such small numbers that none of their—agents?—devices?—whatever they are?—can land against our beaming, a world can be saved; but those cases are very rare."
"But this thought, 'Dilipic'?" Garlock asked, impatiently. "It is merely a symbol—it doesn't mean anything—to me, at least. What are they? Where do they come from?"
"But this thought, 'Dilipic'?" Garlock asked, impatiently. "It's just a symbol—it doesn't mean anything—to me, at least. What are they? Where do they come from?"
"No one knows anything about them," came the surprising answer. "Not even their physical shape—if they have any. Nor where they come from, or how they do what they do."
"No one knows anything about them," came the surprising answer. "Not even their physical shape—if they even have one. Nor where they come from or how they do what they do."
"They can't be very common," Garlock pondered. "We have never heard of them before."
"They can't be that common," Garlock thought. "We've never heard of them before."
"Fortunately, they are not," the Inspector agreed. "Scarcely one world in five hundred is ever attacked by them—this is the first Dilipic invasion I have seen."
"Luckily, they aren't," the Inspector agreed. "Hardly one world in five hundred ever gets attacked by them—this is the first Dilipic invasion I've seen."
"Oh, you Arpalones don't die with your worlds, then?" Lola asked. She was badly shaken. "But I suppose the Arpales do, of course."
"Oh, so you Arpalones don't die when your worlds do, right?" Lola asked. She was really shaken up. "But I guess the Arpales do, obviously."
"Practically all of the Arpales will die, of course. Most of us Arpalones will also die, in the battles now going on. Those of us who survive, however, will stay aloft until the rehabilitation fleet arrives, then we will continue our regular work."
"Almost all of the Arpales will die, of course. Most of us Arpalones will also die in the ongoing battles. However, those of us who survive will remain in the air until the rehabilitation fleet arrives, and then we will go back to our regular work."
"Rehab?" Belle exclaimed. "You mean you can restore planets so badly ruined that all the people die?"
"Rehab?" Belle exclaimed. "You mean you can restore planets that were so badly damaged that everyone died?"
"Oh, yes. It is a long and difficult work, but the planet is always re-peopled."
"Oh, definitely. It's a long and hard job, but the planet is always populated again."
"Let's go down," Garlock said. "I want to get all of this on tape."
"Let's go downstairs," Garlock said. "I want to record all of this."
They went down, over what had been one of that world's largest cities. The air, the stratosphere, and all nearby space were full of battling vessels of all shapes and sizes; ranging from the tremendous globular spaceships of the invaders down to the tiny, one-man jet-fighters of the Arpalones.
They descended over what used to be one of the largest cities in that world. The air, the stratosphere, and all the surrounding space were filled with fighting ships of all shapes and sizes, from the massive, round spaceships of the invaders to the small, one-person jet fighters of the Arpalones.
The Dilipics were using projectile weapons only—ranging in size, with the size of the vessels, from heavy machine guns up to seventy-five-millimeter quick-firing rifles. They were also launching thousands of guided missiles of fantastic speed and of tremendous explosive power.
The Dilipics were only using projectile weapons—of varying sizes, from heavy machine guns to seventy-five-millimeter quick-firing rifles. They were also firing thousands of guided missiles that were incredibly fast and had massive explosive power.
The Arpalones were not using anything solid at all. Each defending vessel, depending upon its type and class, carried from four up to a hundred or so burnished-metal reflectors some four feet in diameter; each with a small black device at its optical center and each pouring out a tight beam of highly effective energy. It was at these reflectors, and particularly at these tiny devices, that the small-arms fire was directed, and the marksmanship of the Dilipics was very good indeed. However, each projector was oscillating irregularly and each fighter-plane was taking evasive action; and, since a few bullet-holes in any reflector did not reduce its efficiency very much, and since the central mechanisms were so small and were moving so erratically, a good three-quarters of the Arpalonian beams were still in action.
The Arpalones weren’t relying on anything solid at all. Each defending ship, depending on its type and class, carried between four and around a hundred polished metal reflectors, each about four feet in diameter. Each of these had a small black device at its optical center, pouring out a focused beam of highly effective energy. The small-arms fire was aimed at these reflectors, particularly at these tiny devices, and the Dilipics had pretty impressive marksmanship. However, each projector was oscillating unpredictably, and each fighter plane was maneuvering evasively. A few bullet holes in any reflector didn’t significantly reduce its efficiency, and since the central mechanisms were so small and moving erratically, about three-quarters of the Arpalonian beams were still operational.
There was no doubt at all that those beams were highly effective. Invisible for the most part, whenever one struck a Dilipic ship or plane everything in its path flared almost instantly into vapor and the beam glared incandescently, blindingly white or violet or high blue—never anything lower than blue. Almost everything material, that is; for guns, ammunition, and missiles were not affected. They did not even explode. When whatever fabric it was that supported them was blasted away, all such things simply dropped; simply fell through thousands or hundreds of thousands of feet of air to crash unheeded upon whatever happened to be below.
There was no doubt that those beams were extremely effective. Mostly invisible, whenever one hit a Dilipic ship or plane, everything in its path instantly turned into vapor, and the beam shone in a bright, blinding white or violet or deep blue—never anything lower than blue. Almost everything physical, that is; guns, ammunition, and missiles were not affected at all. They didn’t even explode. When the material holding them was destroyed, those objects simply dropped; they just fell thousands or even hundreds of thousands of feet through the air to crash unnoticed upon whatever was below.
The invading task force was arranged in a whirling, swirling, almost cylindrical cone, more or less like an Earthly tornado. The largest vessels were high above the stratosphere; the smallest fighters were hedge-hoppingly close to ground. Each Dilipic unit seemed madly, suicidally determined that nothing would get through that furious wall to interfere with whatever it was that was coming down from space to the ground through—along?—the relatively quiet "eye" of the pseudo-hurricane.
The invading task force was organized in a spinning, swirling, almost cylindrical shape, similar to a tornado on Earth. The biggest ships were high up in the stratosphere, while the smallest fighters were flying just above the ground. Each Dilipic unit appeared crazily and recklessly determined that nothing would get past that fierce barrier to disrupt whatever was descending from space to the ground through— or along?—the relatively calm "eye" of the fake hurricane.
On the other hand, the Arpalones were madly, suicidally determined to break through that vortex wall, to get into the "eye," to wreak all possible damage there. Group after group after group of five jet-fighters each came driving in; and, occasionally, the combined blasts of all five made enough of opening in the wall so that the center fighter could get through. Once inside, each pilot stood his little, stubby-winged craft squarely on her tail, opened his projectors to absolute maximum of power and of spread, and climbed straight up the spout until he was shot down.
On the other hand, the Arpalones were fiercely and recklessly determined to break through that vortex wall, to get into the "eye," and cause as much destruction as possible. Group after group of five jet fighters came charging in; sometimes, the combined blasts of all five created enough of an opening in the wall for the lead fighter to slip through. Once inside, each pilot would position his small, stubby-winged craft upright, max out the power and spread of his projectors, and climb straight up the spout until he got shot down.
And the Arpalones were winning the battle. Larger and larger gaps were being opened in the vortex wall; gaps which it became increasingly difficult for the Dilipics to fill. More and more Arpalone fighters were getting inside. They were lasting longer and doing more damage all the time. The tube was growing narrower and narrower.
And the Arpalones were winning the battle. Bigger and bigger gaps were opening up in the vortex wall; gaps that the Dilipics found harder and harder to fill. More Arpalone fighters were getting inside. They were lasting longer and causing more damage all the time. The tube was getting narrower and narrower.
All four Galaxians perceived all this in seconds. Garlock weighed out and detonated a terrific matter-conversion bomb in the exact center of one of the largest vessels of the attacking fleet. It had no effect. Then a larger one. Then another, still heavier. Finally, at over a hundred megatons equivalent, he did get results—of a sort. The invaders' guns, ammunition, and missiles were blown out of the ship and scattered outward for miles in all directions; but the structure of the Dilipic ship itself was not harmed.
All four Galaxians understood everything in just seconds. Garlock calculated and set off a massive matter-conversion bomb right in the center of one of the biggest ships in the attacking fleet. It had no impact. Then he tried a larger one. Then another, even heavier. Finally, with over a hundred megatons of force, he did see some results—of a sort. The invaders' weapons, ammo, and missiles were blasted out of the ship and spread out for miles in every direction; however, the structure of the Dilipic ship itself remained intact.
Belle had been studying, analyzing, probing the things that were coming down through that hellish tube.
Belle had been studying, analyzing, and probing the things that were coming through that hellish tube.
"Clee!" She drove a thought. "Cut out the monkey-business with those damn firecrackers of yours and look here—pure, solid force, like ball lightning or our Op field, but entirely different—see if you can analyze the stuff!"
"Clee!" She projected a thought. "Stop messing around with those damn firecrackers of yours and check this out—pure, solid energy, like ball lightning or our Op field, but completely different—try to analyze this stuff!"
"Alive?" Garlock asked, as he drove a probe into one of the things—they were furiously-radiating spheres some seven feet in diameter—and began to tune to it.
"Alive?" Garlock asked as he inserted a probe into one of the objects—they were intensely radiating spheres about seven feet in diameter—and started to calibrate it.
"I don't know—don't think so—if they are, they're a form of life that no sane human being could even imagine!"
"I don't know—maybe not—but if they are, they're a type of life that no rational person could even picture!"
"Let's see what they actually do," Garlock suggested, still trying to tune in with the thing, whatever it was, and still following it down.
"Let’s see what they really do," Garlock suggested, still trying to connect with the thing, whatever it was, and still following it down.
This particular force-ball happened to hit the top of a six-story building. It was not going very fast—fifteen or twenty miles an hour—but when it struck the roof it did not even slow down. Without any effort at all, apparently, it continued downward through the concrete and steel and glass of the building; and everything in its path became monstrously, sickeningly, revoltingly changed.
This particular force-ball hit the top of a six-story building. It wasn't going very fast—about fifteen or twenty miles an hour—but when it struck the roof, it didn't even slow down. Without any apparent effort, it continued downward through the concrete, steel, and glass of the building; everything in its path became monstrous, sickening, and revoltingly altered.
"I simply can't stand any more of this," Lola gasped. "If you don't mind, I'm going to my room, set all the Gunther blocks it has, and bury my head under a pillow."
"I just can't take any more of this," Lola said, breathless. "If you don't mind, I'm heading to my room, stacking all the Gunther blocks I have, and hiding my head under a pillow."
"Go ahead, Brownie," James said. "This is too tough for anybody to watch. I'd do the same, except I've got to run these cameras."
"Go ahead, Brownie," James said. "This is too hard for anyone to watch. I'd do the same, but I have to manage these cameras."
Lola disappeared.
Lola went missing.
Garlock and Belle kept on studying. Neither had paid any attention at all to either Lola or James.
Garlock and Belle continued studying. Neither of them paid any attention to Lola or James at all.
Instead of the structural material it had once been, the bore that the thing had traversed was now full of a sparkling, bubbling, writhing, partly-fluid-partly-viscous, obscenely repulsive mass of something unknown and unknowable on Earth; a something which, Garlock now recalled, had been thought of by the Arpalone Inspector as "golop."
Instead of the solid material it used to be, the tunnel that the object had passed through was now filled with a sparkling, bubbling, writhing, partly liquid and partly thick, disturbingly repulsive mass of something unknown and impossible to understand on Earth; something that, Garlock now remembered, had been referred to by the Arpalone Inspector as "golop."
As that unstoppable globe descended through office after office, it neither sought out people nor avoided them. Walls, doors, windows, ceilings, floors and rugs, office furniture and office personnel; all alike were absorbed into and made a part of that indescribably horrid brew.
As that unstoppable sphere moved through office after office, it neither looked for people nor tried to avoid them. Walls, doors, windows, ceilings, floors, carpets, office furniture, and staff; all were drawn into and became part of that indescribably terrible mixture.
Nor did the track of that hellishly wanton globe remain a bore. Instead, it spread. That devil's brew ate into and dissolved everything it touched like a stream of boiling water being poured into a loosely-heaped pile of granulated sugar. By the time the ravening sphere had reached the second floor, the entire roof of the building was gone and the writhing, racing flood of corruption had flowed down the outer walls and across the street, engulfing and transforming sidewalks, people, pavement, poles, wires, automobiles, people-anything and everything it touched.
Nor did the path of that wild, destructive globe stay dull. Instead, it expanded. That evil mixture consumed and melted everything it came into contact with like boiling water poured over a loose pile of granulated sugar. By the time the relentless sphere reached the second floor, the entire roof of the building was gone, and the twisting, racing flood of decay had flowed down the outer walls and across the street, engulfing and altering sidewalks, people, pavement, poles, wires, cars, anything and everything it touched.
The globe went on down, through basement and sub-basement, until it reached solid, natural ground. Then, with its top a few inches below the level of natural ground, it came to a full stop and—apparently—did nothing at all. By this time, the ravening flood outside had eaten far into the lower floors of the buildings across the street, as well as along all four sides of the block, and tremendous masses of masonry and steel, their supporting structures devoured, were subsiding, crumbling, and crashing down into the noisome flood of golop—and were being transformed almost as fast as they could fall.
The globe continued downward, through the basement and sub-basement, until it hit solid ground. Then, with its top a few inches below the surface, it came to a complete stop and—apparently—did nothing at all. By this point, the raging flood outside had invaded the lower floors of the buildings across the street, as well as on all four sides of the block. Huge chunks of masonry and steel, with their supporting structures destroyed, were collapsing, breaking apart, and crashing into the foul flood of golop—and were being transformed almost as quickly as they fell.
One tremendous mass, weighing hundreds or perhaps thousands of tons, toppled almost as a whole; splashing the stuff in all directions for hundreds of yards. Wherever each splash struck, however, a new center of attack came into being, and the peculiarly disgusting, abhorrent liquidation went on.
One huge mass, weighing hundreds or maybe thousands of tons, tipped over almost entirely, splattering the substance in all directions for hundreds of yards. Wherever each splash hit, though, a new center of attack formed, and the uniquely repulsive, revolting liquidation continued.
"Can you do anything with it, Clee?" Belle demanded.
"Can you do anything with it, Clee?" Belle asked.
"Not too much—it's a mess," Garlock replied. "Besides, it wouldn't get us far, I don't think. It'll be more productive to analyze the beams the Arpalones are using to break them up, don't you think?"
"Not too much—it's a mess," Garlock said. "Besides, I don't think it would help us much. It'll be more effective to examine the beams the Arpalones are using to break them apart, don't you think?"
Then, for twenty solid minutes, the two Prime Operators worked on those enigmatic beams.
Then, for a solid twenty minutes, the two Prime Operators worked on those mysterious beams.
"We can't assemble that kind of stuff with our minds," Belle decided then.
"We can't create that kind of stuff with our minds," Belle decided then.
"I'll say we can't," Garlock agreed. "Ten megacycles, and cycling only twenty per second." He whistled raucously through his teeth. "My guess is it'd take four months to design and build a generator to put out that kind of stuff. It's worse than our Op field."
"I'd say we can't," Garlock agreed. "Ten megacycles, and only cycling twenty times a second." He whistled loudly through his teeth. "I think it would take four months to design and build a generator that produces that kind of output. It's worse than our Op field."
"I'm not sure I could ever design one," Belle said, thoughtfully, "but of course I'm not the engineer you are...." Then, she could not help adding, "... yet."
"I'm not sure I could ever design one," Belle said, thoughtfully, "but of course I'm not the engineer you are...." Then, she couldn't help adding, "... yet."
"No, and you never will be," he said, flatly.
"No, and you never will be," he said bluntly.
"No? That's what you think!" Even in such circumstances as those, Belle Bellamy was eager to carry on her warfare with her Project Chief.
"No? That's what you think!" Even in situations like these, Belle Bellamy was ready to continue her battle with her Project Chief.
"That's exactly what I think—and I'm so close to knowing it for a fact that the difference is indetectible."
"That's exactly what I think—and I'm so close to knowing it for sure that the difference is undetectable."
Belle almost—but not quite—blew up. "Well, what are you going to do?"
Belle almost—but not quite—lost it. "Well, what are you going to do?"
"Unless and until I can figure out something effective to do, I'm not going to try to do anything. If you, with your vaunted and flaunted belief in the inherent superiority of the female over the male, can dope out something useful before I do, I'll eat crow and help you do it. As for arguing with you, I'm all done for the moment."
"Until I can come up with something effective, I'm not going to try to do anything. If you, with your bragged-about belief in the natural superiority of women over men, can figure out something useful before I do, I'll admit I was wrong and help you with it. As for debating with you, I'm done for now."
Belle gritted her teeth, flounced away, and plumped herself down into a chair. She shut her eyes and put every iota of her mind to work on the problem of finding something—anything—that could be done to help this doomed world and to show that big, overbearing jerk of a Garlock that she was a better man than he was. Which of the two objectives loomed more important, she herself could not have told, to save her life.
Belle clenched her jaw, stormed off, and dropped herself into a chair. She closed her eyes and focused all her energy on figuring out how to find something—anything—that could help this doomed world and prove to that arrogant jerk Garlock that she was better than he was. She couldn't tell which of the two goals mattered more, even if her life depended on it.
And Garlock looked around. The air and the sky over the now-vanished city were both clear of Dilipic craft. The surviving Arpalone fighters and other small craft were making no attempt to land, anywhere on the world's surface. Instead, they were flying upward toward, and were being drawn one by one into the bowels of, huge Arpalonian space-freighters. When each such vessel was filled to capacity, it flew upward and set itself into a more-or-less-circular orbit around the planet.
And Garlock looked around. The air and sky above the now-gone city were free of Dilipic ships. The remaining Arpalone fighters and other small crafts weren't trying to land anywhere on the planet's surface. Instead, they were flying up and being pulled one by one into the holds of massive Arpalonian space freighters. Once each vessel was full, it would ascend and enter a roughly circular orbit around the planet.
Around and around and around the ruined world the Pleiades went; recording, observing, charting. Fifty-eight of those atrocious Dilipic vortices had been driven to ground. Every large land-mass surrounded by large bodies of water had been struck once, and only once; from the tremendous area of the largest continent down to the relatively tiny expanses of the largest islands. One land-mass, one vortex. One only.
Around and around the ruined world the Pleiades flew; recording, observing, charting. Fifty-eight of those terrible Dilipic vortices had been brought down. Every large landmass surrounded by large bodies of water had been hit once, and only once; from the massive area of the largest continent down to the relatively small expanses of the largest islands. One landmass, one vortex. Just one.
"What d'you suppose that means?" James asked. "Afraid of water?"
"What do you think that means?" James asked. "Scared of water?"
"Damfino. Could be. Let's check ... mountains, too. Skip us back to where we started—oceans and mountains both fairly close there."
"Damfino. It could be. Let’s check ... mountains, too. Let’s take us back to where we started—oceans and mountains both pretty close there."
The city had disappeared long since; for hundreds of almost-level square miles there extended a sparkling, seething, writhing expanse of—of what? The edge of that devouring flood had almost reached the foot-hills, and over that gnawing, dissolving edge the Pleiades paused.
The city had vanished a long time ago; for hundreds of nearly flat square miles, there was a shimmering, churning, writhing stretch of—what exactly? The brink of that consuming flood had nearly reached the foothills, and above that gnawing, eroding edge, the Pleiades lingered.
Small lakes and ordinary rivers bothered the golop very little if at all. There was perhaps a slightly increased sparkling, a slight stiffening, a little darkening, some freezing and breaking off of solid blocks; but the thing's forward motion was not noticeably slowed down. It drank a fairly large river and a lake one mile wide by ten miles long while the two men watched.
Small lakes and regular rivers barely bothered the golop, if at all. There might have been a bit more sparkle, a slight stiffening, some darkening, and some freezing and breaking off of solid blocks; but its forward motion didn’t really slow down. It gulped down a pretty large river and a lake that was one mile wide and ten miles long while the two men watched.
The golop made no attempt to climb either foot-hills or mountains. It leveled them. It ate into their bases at its own level; the undermined masses, small and large, collapsed into the foul, corrosive semi-liquid and were consumed. Nor was there much raising of the golop's level, even when the highest mountains were reached and miles-high masses of solid rock broke off and toppled. There was some raising, of course; but the stuff was fluid enough so that its slope was not apparent to the eye.
The golop didn’t try to climb hills or mountains. It flattened them instead. It ate into their bases at its own level; the eroded remains, big and small, collapsed into the toxic, corrosive semi-liquid and were absorbed. There wasn’t much increase in the golop's level, even when the highest mountains were reached and massive chunks of solid rock broke off and fell. There was some increase, sure; but the material was fluid enough that its slope wasn’t noticeable.
Then the Pleiades went back, over the place where the city had been and on to what had once been an ocean beach. The original wave of degradation had reached that shore long since, had attacked its sands out into deep water, and there it had been stopped. The corrupt flood was now being reinforced, however, by an ever-rising tide of material that had once been mountains. And the slope, which had not been even noticeable at the mountains or over the plain, was here very evident.
Then the Pleiades returned, flying over the area where the city had once stood and moving on to what used to be a beach. The initial wave of destruction had hit that shore a long time ago, eroding its sands into the deep water, and there it had come to a halt. However, the corrupt flood was now being bolstered by a constantly rising tide of debris that had once been mountains. And the incline, which hadn’t been noticeable at the mountains or across the plain, was now very clear.
As the rapidly-flowing golop struck water, the water shivered, came to a weirdly unforgettable cold boil, and exploded into drops and streamers and jagged-edged chunks of something that was neither water nor land; or rock or soil or sand or Satan's unholy brew. Nevertheless, the water won. There was so much of it! Each barrel of water that was destroyed was replaced instantly and enthusiastically; with no lowering of level or of pressure.
As the fast-moving golop hit the water, the surface trembled, reached a strangely unforgettable cold boil, and burst into droplets, streams, and sharp chunks of something that was neither water nor land; or rock or soil or sand or some unholy mixture. Still, the water triumphed. There was so much of it! Each barrel of water that got destroyed was replaced immediately and energetically, without any drop in the level or pressure.
And when water struck the golop, the golop also shivered violently, then sparkled even more violently, then stopped sparkling and turned dark, then froze solid. The frozen surface, however, was neither thick enough nor strong enough to form an effective wall.
And when water hit the golop, the golop shuddered violently, then sparkled even more fiercely, then stopped sparkling and turned dark, then froze solid. However, the frozen surface wasn’t thick enough or strong enough to create an effective barrier.
Again and again the wave of golop built up high enough to crack and to shatter that feeble wall; again and again golop and water met in ultimately furious, if insensate, battle. Inch by inch the ocean's shoreline was driven backward toward ocean's depths; but every inch the ocean lost was to its tactical advantage, since the advancing front was by now practically filled with hard, solid, dead blocks of its own substance which it could neither assimilate nor remove from the scene of conflict.
Again and again, the wave of golop built up high enough to crack and shatter that weak wall; again and again, golop and water collided in a furious, if mindless, battle. Inch by inch, the ocean's shoreline was pushed backward toward the depths; but every inch the ocean lost worked to its advantage, since the advancing front was now filled with hard, solid, dead blocks of its own substance that it could neither absorb nor clear from the battle site.
Hence the wall grew ever thicker and solider; the advance became slower and slower.
Hence, the wall grew thicker and stronger; the advance became slower and slower.
Then, finally, ocean waves of ever-increasing height and violence rolled in against the new-formed shore. What caused those tremendous waves—earthquakes, perhaps, due to the shifting of the mountains' masses?—no Tellurian ever surely knew. Whatever the cause, however, those waves operated to pin the golop down. Whenever and wherever one of those monstrous waves whitecapped in, hurling hundreds of thousands of tons of water inland for hundreds of yards, the battle-front stabilized then and there.
Then, finally, ocean waves of ever-increasing height and intensity crashed against the newly formed shore. What caused those enormous waves—earthquakes, maybe, due to the shifting of the mountains?—no one on Earth ever really knew. Whatever the cause, those waves managed to pin the golop down. Whenever and wherever one of those massive waves rolled in, pushing hundreds of thousands of tons of water inland for hundreds of yards, the battle front stabilized right then and there.
All over that world the story was the same. Wherever there was water enough, the water won. And the total quantity of water in that world's oceans remained practically unchanged.
All around that world, the story was the same. Wherever there was enough water, the water prevailed. And the total amount of water in that world's oceans stayed nearly the same.
"Good. A lot of people escaped," James said, expelling a long-held breath. "Everybody who lives on or could be flown to all the islands smaller than the biggest ones ... if they can find enough to eat and if the air isn't poisoned."
"Good. A lot of people got away," James said, letting out a long-held breath. "Everyone who lives on or can be flown to the islands smaller than the biggest ones ... if they can find enough food and if the air isn't toxic."
"Air's okay—so's the water—and they'll get food," Garlock said. "The Arpalones will handle things, including distribution. What I'm thinking about is how they're going to rehabilitate it. That, as an engineering project, is a feat to end all feats."
"Air's fine—so is the water—and they’ll have food," Garlock said. "The Arpalones will take care of everything, including distribution. What I'm considering is how they’ll manage the rehabilitation. That, as an engineering project, is an incredible challenge."
"Brother! You can play that in spades!" James agreed. "Except that it'll take too many months before they can even start the job, I'd like to stick around and see how they go about it. How does this kind of stuff fit into that theory you're not admitting is a theory?"
"Brother! You can definitely play that in spades!" James agreed. "But it'll take too many months before they can even start the job. I'd really like to stick around and see how they handle it. How does all this fit into that theory you're not admitting is a theory?"
"Not worth a damn. However, it's a datum—and, as I've said before and may say again, if we can get enough data we can build a theory out of it."
"Not worth a damn. But it's a data point—and, as I've said before and might say again, if we can get enough data, we can build a theory from it."
Then it began to rain. For many minutes the clouds had been piling up—black, far-flung, thick and high. Immense bolts of lightning flashed and snapped and crackled; thunder crashed and rolled and rumbled; rain fell, and continued to fall, like a cloud-burst in Colorado. And shortly thereafter—first by square feet and then by acres and then by square miles—the surface of the golop began to die. To die, that is, if it had ever been even partially alive. At least it stopped sparkling, darkened, and froze into thick skins; which broke up into blocks; which in turn sank—thus exposing an ever-renewed surface to the driving, pelting, relentlessly cascading rain.
Then it started to rain. The clouds had been building up for a long time—dark, sprawling, dense, and towering. Huge bolts of lightning flashed and crackled; thunder boomed and rolled; rain poured down and kept pouring, like a cloudburst in Colorado. Soon after—first in small patches, then in larger areas, and eventually covering square miles—the surface of the golop began to die. To die, that is, if it had ever been even a little alive. At least it stopped shimmering, darkened, and hardened into thick layers; which broke apart into chunks; which then sank—exposing a constantly renewing surface to the relentless, pounding, unending rain.
"Well, I don't know that there's anything to hold us here any longer," Garlock said, finally. "Shall we go?"
"Well, I don’t think there's anything keeping us here any longer," Garlock said at last. "Should we head out?"
They went; but it was several days before any of the wanderers really felt like smiling; and Lola did not recover from her depression for over a week.
They left, but it took several days before any of the travelers truly felt like smiling, and Lola didn’t bounce back from her sadness for more than a week.
CHAPTER 5
Supper was over, but the four were still at the table, sipping coffee and smoking. During a pause in the casual conversation, James suddenly straightened up.
Supper was done, but the four were still at the table, sipping coffee and smoking. During a break in the casual conversation, James suddenly sat up straight.
"I want an official decision, Clee," he said, abruptly. "While we're out of touch with United Worlds you, as captain of the ship and director of the project, are Boss, with a capital B. The Lord of Justice, High and Low. The Works. Check?"
"I want a formal decision, Clee," he said bluntly. "While we're cut off from United Worlds, you— as captain of the ship and head of the project— are in charge, with a capital C. The Lord of Justice, High and Low. The Whole Deal. Got it?"
"On paper, yes; with my decisions subject to appeal and/or review when we get back to Base. In practice, I didn't expect to have to make any very gravid rulings."
"On paper, yes; my decisions can be appealed and/or reviewed when we get back to Base. In practice, I didn’t expect to have to make any very serious rulings."
"I never thought you'd have to, either, but Belle fed me one with a bone in it, so...."
"I never thought you'd have to either, but Belle gave me one with a bone in it, so...."
"Just a minute. How official do you want it? Full formal, screens down and recorded?"
"Just a minute. How official do you want this? Fully formal, screens off and recorded?"
"Not unless we have to. Let's explore it first. As of right now, are we under the Code or not?"
"Not unless we need to. Let's check it out first. Right now, are we under the Code or not?"
"Of course we are."
"Definitely, we are."
"Not necessarily," Belle put in, sharply. "Not slavishly to the letter. We're so far away and our chance of getting back is so slight that it should be interpreted in the light of common sense."
"Not necessarily," Belle interjected, sharply. "Not strictly by the rules. We're so far away and our chances of getting back are so slim that it should be understood with common sense."
Garlock stared at Belle and she stared back, her eyes as clear and innocent as a baby's.
Garlock stared at Belle, and she stared back, her eyes as clear and innocent as a baby's.
"The Code is neither long enough nor complicated enough to require interpretation," Garlock stated, finally. "It either applies in full and exactly or not at all. My ruling is that the Code applies, strictly, until I declare the state of Ultimate Contingency. Are you ready, Belle, to abandon the project, find an uninhabited Tellurian world, and begin to populate it?"
"The Code isn't long or complicated enough to need interpretation," Garlock said at last. "It either applies completely and exactly or not at all. My decision is that the Code applies, strictly, until I declare the state of Ultimate Contingency. Are you ready, Belle, to walk away from the project, find an uninhabited Tellurian world, and start populating it?"
"Well, not quite, perhaps."
"Not exactly, maybe."
"Yes or no, please."
"Please reply yes or no."
"No."
"Nope."
"We are under the Code, then. Go ahead, Jim."
"We're following the Code now. Go for it, Jim."
"I broke pairing with Belle and she refused to confirm."
"I ended things with Belle and she didn't want to acknowledge it."
"Certainly I refused. He had no reason to break with me."
"Of course, I refused. He had no reason to end things with me."
"I had plenty of reason!" James snapped. "I'm fed up to here—" he drew his right forefinger across his forehead, "—with making so-called love to a woman who can never think of anything except cutting another man's throat. She's a heartless conniver."
"I had tons of reasons!" James snapped. "I'm tired of—" he drew his right forefinger across his forehead, "—pretending to love a woman who can only think about stabbing another guy in the back. She's a cold manipulator."
"You both know that reasons are unnecessary and are not discussed in public," Garlock said, flatly. "Now as to confirmation of a break. In simple pairing there is no marriage, no registration, no declaration of intent or of permanence. Thus, legally or logically, there is no obligation. Morally, however, there is always some obligation. Hence, as a matter of urbanity, in cases where no injury exists except as concerns chastity, the Code calls for agreement without rancor. If either party persists in refusal to confirm, and cannot show injury, that party's behavior is declared inurbane. Confirmation is declared and the offending party is ignored."
"You both know that reasons are unnecessary and not something we discuss publicly," Garlock said plainly. "Now, regarding the confirmation of a breakup. In simple pairings, there is no marriage, no registration, no declaration of intent or permanence. So, legally or logically, there’s no obligation. However, morally, there is always some obligation. Therefore, as a matter of courtesy, in cases where the only issue is related to chastity, the Code calls for an agreement without hard feelings. If either party continues to refuse to confirm and can’t show any harm, that party's behavior is seen as rude. Confirmation is made, and the offending party is ignored."
"Just how would you go about ignoring Prime Operator Belle Bellamy?"
"How would you even begin to ignore Prime Operator Belle Bellamy?"
"You've got a point there, Jim. However, she hasn't persisted very long in her refusal. As a matter of information, Belle, why did you take Jim in the first place?"
"You've got a point there, Jim. However, she hasn't stuck to her refusal for very long. Just out of curiosity, Belle, why did you choose Jim in the first place?"
"I didn't." She shrugged her shoulders. "It was pure chance. You saw me flip the tenth-piece."
"I didn't." She shrugged. "It was just luck. You saw me flip the tenth piece."
"Am I to ignore the fact that you are one of the best telekineticists living?"
"Should I just ignore the fact that you're one of the best telekineticists around?"
"I don't have to control things unless I want to!" She stamped her foot. "Can't you conceive of me flipping a coin honestly?"
"I don’t have to control things unless I want to!" She stamped her foot. "Can’t you imagine me flipping a coin fairly?"
"No. However, since this is not a screens-down inquiry, I'll give you—orally, at least—the benefit of the doubt. The next step, I presume, is for Lola to break with me. Lola?"
"No. But since this isn't a screens-down inquiry, I’ll give you—orally, at least—the benefit of the doubt. The next step, I assume, is for Lola to end things with me. Lola?"
"Well ... I hate to say this, Clee.... I thought that mutual consent would be better, but...." Lola paused, flushing in embarrassment.
"Well ... I hate to say this, Clee.... I thought that mutual consent would be better, but...." Lola paused, blushing in embarrassment.
"She feels," James said, steadily, "as I do, that there should be much more to the sexual relation than merely releasing the biological tensions of two pieces of human machinery. That's hardly civilized."
"She feels," James said steadily, "like I do, that there should be a lot more to the sexual relationship than just relieving the biological tensions of two human bodies. That's hardly civilized."
"I confirm, Lola, of course," Garlock said; then went on, partly thinking aloud, partly addressing the group at large. "Ha. Reasons again, and very well put—not off the cuff. Evasions. Flat lies. Something very unfunny here—as queer as a nine-credit bill. In sum, indefensible actions based upon unwarranted conclusions drawn from erroneous assumptions. The pattern is not clear ... but I won't order screens down until I have to ... if the reason had come from Belle...."
"I confirmed it, Lola, of course," Garlock said, then continued, partly thinking out loud and partly addressing everyone around him. "Ha. Reasons again, and they’re very well articulated—not just off the top of the head. Evasions. Straight-up lies. There’s something very unsettling about this—it's as strange as a nine-credit bill. In short, actions that can’t be justified based on unfounded conclusions drawn from incorrect assumptions. The pattern isn’t clear ... but I won't bring down the screens until I really need to ... if the reason had come from Belle...."
"Me?" Belle flared. "Why from me?"
"Me?" Belle exclaimed. "Why me?"
"... instead of Jim...." Ignoring Belle's interruption, Garlock frowned in thought. After a minute or so his face cleared.
"... instead of Jim...." Ignoring Belle's interruption, Garlock frowned in thought. After a minute or so, his expression softened.
"Jim," he said, sharply, "have you been consciously aware of Belle's manipulation?"
"Jim," he said, sharply, "have you been aware of Belle's manipulation?"
"Why, no, of course not. She couldn't!"
"Why, no, of course not. She couldn't!"
"That's really a brainstorm, Clee," Belle sneered. "You'd better turn yourself in for an overhaul."
"That's really a great idea, Clee," Belle scoffed. "You should seriously consider getting yourself fixed up."
"Nice scheme, Belle," Garlock said. "I underestimated—at least, didn't consider carefully enough—your power; and overestimated your ethics and urbanity."
"Nice plan, Belle," Garlock said. "I underestimated—at least, didn't think carefully enough about—your power; and overestimated your ethics and politeness."
"What are you talking about, Chief?" James asked. "You lost me ten parsecs back."
"What are you talking about, Chief?" James asked. "You lost me ten light-years ago."
"Just this. Belle is behind this whole operation; working under a perfectly beautiful smokescreen."
"Just this. Belle is behind this whole operation; working under a perfectly beautiful cover."
"I'm afraid the boss is cracking up, kids," Belle said. "Listen to him, if you like, but use your own judgment."
"I'm worried the boss is losing it, kids," Belle said. "You can listen to him if you want, but trust your own judgment."
"But nobody could make Jim and me really love each other," Lola argued, "and we really do. It's real love."
"But nobody could make Jim and me actually love each other," Lola argued, "and we truly do. It's genuine love."
"Admitted," Garlock said. "But she could have helped it along; and she's all set to take every possible advantage of the situation thus created."
"Agreed," Garlock said. "But she could have pushed it further; and she's ready to take every possible advantage of the situation that's been created."
"I still don't see it," James objected. "Why, she wouldn't even confirm our break. She hasn't yet."
"I still don't get it," James said. "She didn't even confirm our breakup. She still hasn't."
"She would have, at the exactly correct psychological moment; after holding out long enough to put you both under obligation to her. There would have, also, been certain strings attached. Her plan was, after switching the pairings...."
"She would have, at just the right psychological moment; after waiting long enough to make you both feel obligated to her. There would have also been certain strings attached. Her plan was, after changing the pairings...."
"I wouldn't pair with you," Belle broke in viciously, "if you were the only man left in the macrocosmic universe!"
"I wouldn't team up with you," Belle interrupted harshly, "if you were the only guy left in the entire universe!"
"Part of the smokescreen," Garlock explained. "The re-pairings would give her two lines of attack on me, to be used simultaneously. First, to work on me in bed...."
"Part of the smokescreen," Garlock explained. "The re-pairings would give her two ways to come at me at the same time. First, to work on me in bed...."
"See?" Belle interrupted. "He doesn't think I've got any heart at all."
"See?" Belle interrupted. "He doesn't think I have any heart whatsoever."
"Oh, you may have one, but it's no softer than your head, and that could scratch a diamond. Second, to work on you two, with no holds barred, to form a three-unit team against me. Her charges that I am losing my grip made a very smart opening lead."
"Oh, you might have one, but it’s no softer than your head, and that could scratch a diamond. Second, to work on you two, with no restrictions, to create a three-person team against me. Her claims that I’m losing my grip made for a very clever opening move."
"Do you think I'd let her work on me?" James demanded.
"Do you think I'd let her work on me?" James asked.
"She's a Prime—you wouldn't know anything about it. However, nothing will happen. Nor am I going to let her confuse the real issue. Belle, you are either inside the Code or a free agent outside it. Which?"
"She's a Prime—you wouldn't know anything about it. But nothing will happen. I won't let her mix up the real issue. Belle, are you part of the Code or a free agent outside of it? Which?"
"I have made my position clear."
"I've made my point."
"To me, yes. To Jim and Lola, decidedly unclear."
"Yes, for me. But for Jim and Lola, it's definitely unclear."
"Unclear, then. You can not coerce me!"
"Unclear, then. You can't coerce me!"
"If you follow the Code, no. If you don't, I can and will. If you make any kind of a pass at Jim James from now on, I'll lock you into your room with a Gunther block."
"If you stick to the Code, no. If you don’t, I can and will. If you try to make a pass at Jim James from now on, I’ll shut you in your room with a Gunther block."
"You wouldn't dare!" she breathed. "Besides, you couldn't, not to another prime."
"You wouldn't dare!" she said breathlessly. "Besides, you couldn't, not to another prime."
"Don't bet on it," he advised.
"Don't count on it," he advised.
After a full minute of silence Garlock's attitude changed suddenly to his usual one of casual friendliness. "Why not let this one drop right here, Belle? I can marry them, with all the official trimmings. Why not let 'em really enjoy their honeymoon?"
After a full minute of silence, Garlock's demeanor shifted back to his usual casual friendliness. "Why not just let this go, Belle? I can marry them with all the official details. Why not let them actually enjoy their honeymoon?"
"Why not?" Belle's manner changed to match Garlock's and she smiled warmly. "I confirm, Jim. You two are really serious, aren't you? Marriage, declarations, registration, and everything? I wish—I sincerely and really wish you—every happiness possible."
"Why not?" Belle's attitude shifted to align with Garlock's, and she smiled warmly. "I believe you, Jim. You two are really serious, aren't you? Marriage, declarations, registration, and all that? I wish—I truly and genuinely wish you—every happiness possible."
"We really are serious," James said, putting his arm around Lola's waist. "And you won't ... won't interfere?"
"We really are serious," James said, wrapping his arm around Lola's waist. "And you won't ... won't get in the way?"
"Not a bit. I couldn't, now, even if I wanted to." Belle grinned wryly. "You see, you kids missed the main feature of the show, since you can't know exactly what a Prime Operator is. Especially you can't know what Cleander Simmsworth Garlock really is—he's an out-and-out tiger on wheels. The three of us could have smacked him bow-legged, but of course all chance of that blew up just now. So if you two want to take the big jump you can do it with my blessing as well as Clee's. I'll clear the table."
"Not at all. I couldn't, even if I wanted to." Belle smirked. "You see, you kids missed the main part of the show because you can't truly understand what a Prime Operator is. Especially, you can't grasp what Cleander Simmsworth Garlock really is—he's a full-on tiger on wheels. The three of us could have knocked him off balance, but obviously, that chance just went up in smoke. So if you two want to take the big leap, you have my blessing as well as Clee's. I'll take care of clearing the table."
That small chore taken care of—a quick folding-up of everything into the tablecloth and a heave into the chute did it—Belle set up the recorder.
That small task done—a quick folding of everything into the tablecloth and a toss into the chute finished it—Belle set up the recorder.
"Are you both fully certain that you want the full treatment?" Garlock asked.
"Are you both completely sure that you want the full treatment?" Garlock asked.
Both were certain, and Garlock read the brief but solemn marriage lines.
Both were sure, and Garlock read the short but serious marriage lines.
As the newlyweds left the room, Belle turned to Garlock with a quizzical smile. "Are you going to ask me to pair with you, Clee?"
As the newlyweds left the room, Belle turned to Garlock with a curious smile. "Are you going to ask me to team up with you, Clee?"
"I certainly am." He grinned back at her. "I owe you that much revenge, at least. But seriously, I'd like it immensely and we fit like Grace and Poise. Look at that mirror. Did you ever see a better-matched couple? Will you give me a try, Belle?"
"I definitely am." He smiled back at her. "I owe you that much payback, at least. But seriously, I'd really like it, and we go together like Grace and Poise. Look at that mirror. Have you ever seen a better-matched couple? Will you give me a chance, Belle?"
"I will not," she said, emphatically. I'll take back what I said a while ago—if you were really the only man left, I would—but as it is, the answer is a definite, resounding, and final 'No'."
"I won't," she said firmly. "I'll take back what I said earlier—if you were truly the only man left, I would—but as it stands, the answer is a clear, loud, and final 'No'."
"'Definite' and 'resounding,' yes. 'Final,' I won't accept. I'll wait."
"'Definite' and 'resounding,' sure. 'Final,' I won’t accept. I’ll wait."
"You'll wait a long time, Buster. My door will be locked from now on. Good night, Doctor Garlock, I'm going to bed."
"You'll be waiting for a while, Buster. My door is going to be locked from now on. Good night, Doctor Garlock, I'm heading to bed."
"So am I." He walked with her along the corridor to their rooms, the doors of which were opposite each other. "In view of the Code, locking your door is a meaningless gesture. Mine will remain unlocked. I invite you to come in whenever you like, and assure you formally that no such entry will be regarded as an invasion of privacy."
"So am I." He walked with her down the hallway to their rooms, which were facing each other. "Considering the Code, locking your door is pointless. Mine will stay unlocked. You're welcome to come in whenever you want, and I formally assure you that your visit won't be seen as an invasion of privacy."
Without a word she went into her room and closed the door with a firmness just short of violence. Her lock clicked sharply.
Without saying anything, she went into her room and closed the door with a force that was almost violent. The lock clicked loudly.
The next morning, after breakfast, James followed Garlock into his room and shut the door.
The next morning, after breakfast, James followed Garlock into his room and closed the door.
"Clee, I want to tell you.... I don't want to get sloppy but...."
"Clee, I want to tell you... I don't want to get careless but...."
"Want to lep it?"
"Want to let it?"
"Hell, no!"
"No way!"
"It's about Brownie, then."
"It's about Brownie, right?"
"Uh-huh. I've always liked you immensely. Admired you. Hero, sort of...."
"Uh-huh. I've always liked you a lot. Looked up to you. Kind of like a hero...."
"Yeah. I quote. 'Harder than Pharaoh's heart.' 'Colder than frozen helium,' and all the rest. But this thing about Brownie...." He reached out; two hard hands met in a crushing grip. "How could you possibly lay off? Just the strain, if nothing else."
"Yeah. I quote. 'Harder than Pharaoh's heart.' 'Colder than frozen helium,' and all the rest. But this thing about Brownie...." He reached out; two strong hands met in a crushing grip. "How could you possibly let him go? Just the pressure, if nothing else."
"A little strain doesn't hurt a man unless he lets it. I've done without for months at a stretch, with it running around loose on all sides of me."
"A little stress doesn't bother a guy unless he lets it. I've gotten by for months at a time, even with it all around me."
"But she's so ... she's got everything!"
"But she's so ... she's got everything!"
"There speaketh the ensorcelled bridegroom. For my taste, she hasn't. She told you, I suppose, when explaining a certain fact, that I told her she wasn't my type?"
"There speaks the enchanted groom. In my opinion, she isn’t. She told you, I guess, when she was explaining a certain fact, that I said she wasn’t my type?"
"Yes, but...."
"Yeah, but...."
"She still isn't. She's a very fine person, with a very fine personality. She is one of the two most nearly perfect young women of her race. Her face is beautiful. Her body is an artist's dream. Her mind is one of the very best. Besides all that, she's a very good egg and a mighty tasty dish. But put yourself in my place.
"She still isn't. She's a really great person, with a really great personality. She is one of the two most nearly perfect young women of her race. Her face is beautiful. Her body is an artist's dream. Her mind is one of the very best. On top of all that, she's a really good person and a seriously appealing catch. But put yourself in my shoes."
"Here's this paragon we have just described. She has extremely high ideals and she's a virgin; never really aroused. Also, she's so full of this sickening crap they've been pouring into us—propaganda, rocket-oil, prop-wash, and psychological gobbledygook—that it's running out of her ears. She's so stuffed with it that she's going to pair with you, ideals and virginity be damned, even if it kills her; even though she's shaking, clear down to her shoes—scared yellow. Also, she is and always will be scared half to death of you—she thinks you're some kind of robot. She's a starry-eyed, soft-headed sissy. A sapadilla. A sucker for a smooth line of balloon-juice and flapdoodle. No spine; no bottom. A gutless doll-baby. Strictly a pet—you could no more love her, ever, than you could a half-grown kitten...."
"Here's the perfect example we've just described. She has incredibly high standards and she's a virgin; she's never really been stimulated. Plus, she's so filled with all this nonsense they've been shoving into us—propaganda, flashy talk, and psychological nonsense—that it's spilling out of her ears. She's so packed with it that she's going to get involved with you, ideals and virginity aside, even if it kills her; even though she's trembling, right down to her shoes—terrified. Additionally, she is, and always will be, scared to death of you—she thinks you're some kind of robot. She's a dreamy, soft-headed pushover. A fool. A sucker for a smooth line of nonsense and nonsense. No backbone; no substance. A cowardly doll. Just a pet—you could no more love her, ever, than you could a half-grown kitten..."
"That's a hell of a picture!" James broke in savagely. "Even with your cold-blooded reputation."
"That's a hell of a picture!" James interrupted harshly. "Even with your cold-blooded reputation."
"People in love can't be objective, is all. If I saw her through the same set of filters you do, I'd be in love with her, too. So let's see if you can use your brain instead of your outraged sensibilities to answer a hypothetical question. If the foregoing were true, what would you do, Junior?"
"People in love can’t think clearly, that’s just how it is. If I looked at her the same way you do, I’d likely fall for her too. So let’s see if you can think logically instead of reacting emotionally to answer a hypothetical question. If what I just said is true, what would you do, Junior?"
"I'd pass, I guess. I'd have to, if I wanted to look at myself in the mirror next morning. But that's such an ungodly cockeyed picture, Clee.... But if that's actually your picture of Brownie—and you're no part of a liar—just what kind of a woman could you love? If any?"
"I'd have to pass, I guess. I'd need to if I wanted to look at myself in the mirror the next morning. But that's such an ungodly messed up picture, Clee.... But if that's actually your picture of Brownie—and you’re not lying at all—what kind of woman could you really love? If any?"
"Belle."
"Beauty."
"Belle! Belle Bellamy? Hell's flaming furies! That iceberg? That egomaniac? That Jezebel? She's the hardest-boiled babe that ever went unhung."
"Belle! Belle Bellamy? Hell's flaming furies! That iceberg? That egomaniac? That Jezebel? She's the toughest woman that ever got away with it."
"Right, on all counts. Also she's crooked and treacherous. She's a ground-and-lofty liar by instinct and training. I could add a lot more. But she's got brains, ability, and guts—guts enough to supply the Women's Army Corps. She's got the spine and the bottom and the drive. So just imagine her thawed out and really shoveling on the coal—blasting wide open on all forty torches. Back to back with you when you're surrounded; she wouldn't cave and she wouldn't give. Or wing and wing—holding the beam come hell or space-warps. Roll that one around on your tongue, Jim, and give your taste-buds a treat."
"Right, on all counts. Plus, she's dishonest and untrustworthy. She's a natural and trained liar. I could say a lot more. But she's got intelligence, skill, and determination—enough determination to support the Women's Army Corps. She's got the backbone and the motivation to push through. So just picture her fully engaged and really going all out—giving it her all with everything she's got. Back to back with you when you're surrounded; she wouldn't back down and she wouldn't quit. Or side by side—holding steady no matter what happens. Think about that for a moment, Jim, and enjoy the thought."
"Well, maybe ... if I've got that much imagination ... that's a tough blueprint to read. I can't quite visualize the finished article. However, you're as hard as she is—even harder. You've got more of what it takes. Maybe you can make a Christian out of her. If so, you might have something; but I'm damned if I can see exactly what. Whatever it turned out to be, I wouldn't care for any part of it. You could have it all."
"Well, maybe ... if I have that much imagination ... that's a tough blueprint to read. I can't quite picture the finished product. However, you're as tough as she is—even tougher. You've got more of what it takes. Maybe you can turn her into a Christian. If you can, you might have something; but honestly, I can't see exactly what. Whatever it ends up being, I wouldn't want any part of it. You can have it all."
"Exactly; and you can have your Brownie."
"Exactly; and you can have your Brownie."
"I'm beginning to see. I didn't think you had anything like that in your chilled-steel carcass. And I want to apolo...."
"I'm starting to get it. I didn't think you had anything like that inside your cold, hard exterior. And I want to apologize...."
"Don't do it, boy. If the time ever comes when you go so soft on me as to quit laying it on the line and start sifting out your language...." Garlock paused. For one of the very few times in his life, he was at a loss for words. He thrust his hands into his pockets and shrugged his shoulders. "Hell, I don't want to get maudlin, either ... so ... well, how many men, do you think, could have gone the route with me on this hellish job without killing me or me killing them?"
"Don't do it, kid. If the time ever comes when you start softening up on me, quit being straightforward and start filtering your words..." Garlock paused. For one of the few times in his life, he was speechless. He shoved his hands into his pockets and shrugged his shoulders. "Man, I don’t want to get all sentimental, either... so... how many guys do you think could have stuck it out with me on this tough job without either of us ending up dead?"
"Oh, that's not...."
"Oh, that's not it...."
"Lay it on the line, Jim. I know what I am. Just one. You. One man in six thousand million. Okay; how many women could live with me for a year without going crazy?"
"Be straight with me, Jim. I know who I am. Just one. You. One man out of six billion. Alright; how many women could handle living with me for a year without losing their minds?"
"Lots of 'em; but, being masochists, they'd probably drive you nuts. And you can't stand 'stupidity'; which, by definition, lets everybody out. Nope, it's a tough order to fill."
"Plenty of them; but, being masochists, they'd probably drive you crazy. And you can't stand 'stupidity'; which, by definition, excludes everybody from that category. Nope, it’s a hard task to accomplish."
"Check. She'd have to be strong enough and hard enough not to be afraid of me, by any trace. Able and eager to stand up to me and slug it out. To pin my ears back flat against my skull whenever she thinks I'm off the beam. Do it with skill and precision and nicety, with power and control; yet without doing herself any damage and without changing her basic feeling for me. In short, a female Jim James Nine."
"Check. She'd need to be strong enough and tough enough not to be scared of me at all. Capable and willing to confront me and take me on. To shut me down whenever she thinks I'm wrong. Do it with skill and precision, with strength and control; but without hurting herself and without changing how she feels about me. In short, a female Jim James Nine."
"Huh? Hell's blowtorches! You think I'm like Belle Bellamy?"
"Huh? Hell's blowtorches! You think I'm like Belle Bellamy?"
"Not by nine thousand megacycles. Like Belle Bellamy could be and should be. Like I hope she will be. I'd have to give, too, of course—maybe we can make Christians out of each other. It's quite a dream, I admit, but it'll be Belle or nobody. But I'm not used to slopping over this way—let's go."
"Not by nine thousand megacycles. Like Belle Bellamy could be and should be. Like I hope she will be. I'd have to contribute as well, of course—maybe we can turn each other into better people. It's quite a dream, I admit, but it'll be Belle or no one. But I'm not used to being this emotional—let's go."
"I'm glad you did, big fellow—once in a lifetime is good for the soul. I'd say you were in love with her right now—except that if you were, you couldn't possibly dissect her like a specimen on the table, the way you've just been doing. Are you or aren't you?"
"I'm glad you did, big guy—once in a lifetime is good for the soul. I'd say you are in love with her right now—except that if you were, you couldn't possibly analyze her like a specimen on the table, like you've just been doing. So, what's the deal?"
"I'll be damned if I know. You and Brownie believe that the poets' concept of love is valid. In fact, you make a case for its validity. I never have, and don't now ... but under certain conditions ... I simply don't know. Ask me again sometime; say in about a month?"
"I have no idea. You and Brownie think that the poets' idea of love is real. In fact, you even argue for its legitimacy. I’ve never believed that, and I still don’t ... but under certain circumstances ... I honestly don’t know. Ask me again sometime; maybe in a month?"
"That's the surest thing you know. Oh, brother! This is a thing I'm going to watch with my eyes out on stalks!"
"That's the surest thing you know. Oh, brother! This is something I'm going to watch with my eyes wide open!"
For the next week, Belle locked her door every night. For another few nights, she did not lock it. Then, one night, she left it ajar. The following evening, the two again walked together to their doors.
For the next week, Belle locked her door every night. For a few more nights, she didn’t lock it. Then, one night, she left it slightly open. The next evening, the two walked together to their doors again.
"I left my door open last night."
"I left my door open last night."
"I know you did."
"I know you did."
"Well?"
"What's up?"
"And have you scream to high heaven that I opened it? And put me on a tape for willful inurbanity? For deliberate intersexual invasion of privacy?"
"And are you going to yell to everyone that I opened it? And call me out for being rude? For intentionally invading someone’s privacy?"
"Blast and damn! You know perfectly well, Clee Garlock, I wouldn't pull such a dirty, lousy trick as that."
"Blast it! You know very well, Clee Garlock, I wouldn't stoop to such a dirty, low-down trick."
"Maybe I should apologize, then, but as a matter of fact I have no idea whatever as to what you wouldn't do." He stared at her, his face hard in thought. "As you probably know, I have had very little to do with women. That little has always been on a logical level. You are such a completely new experience that I can't figure out what makes you tick."
"Maybe I should apologize, but honestly, I have no clue what you wouldn't do." He looked at her, his expression serious with thought. "As you probably know, I've rarely interacted with women. When I have, it’s always been on a logical level. You’re such a completely new experience that I can’t understand what drives you."
"So you're afraid of me," she sneered. "Is that it?"
"So you're scared of me," she mocked. "Is that what it is?"
"Close enough."
"Good enough."
"And I suppose it's you that cartoonist what's-his-name is using as a model for 'Timorous Timmy'?"
"And I guess you're the one that cartoonist what's-his-name is using as a model for 'Timorous Timmy'?"
"Since you've guessed it, yes."
"Since you guessed it, yes."
"You ... you weasel!" She took three quick steps up the corridor, then back. "You say my logic is cockeyed. What system are you using now?"
"You ... you weasel!" She took three quick steps down the hallway, then back. "You say my reasoning is messed up. What system are you using now?"
"I'm trying to develop one to match yours."
"I'm trying to create one that matches yours."
"Oh ... I invited that one, I guess, since I know you aren't afraid of God, man, woman, or devil ... and you're big enough so you don't have to be proving it all the time." She laughed suddenly, her face softening markedly. "Listen, you big lug. Why don't you ever knock me into an outside loop? If I were you and you were me, I'd've busted me loose from my front teeth long ago."
"Oh ... I invited that one, I guess, since I know you're not afraid of God, man, woman, or devil ... and you're tough enough that you don’t have to prove it all the time." She suddenly laughed, her face softening a lot. "Listen, you big oaf. Why don't you ever knock me out of my comfort zone? If I were you and you were me, I would have knocked my front teeth out a long time ago."
"I'm not sure whether I know better or am afraid to. Anyway, I'm not rocking any boat so far from shore."
"I'm not sure if I know better or if I'm just scared to. Either way, I'm not stirring up any trouble so far from the shore."
"Says you. You're wonderful, Clee—simply priceless. Do you know you're the only man I ever met that I couldn't make fall for me like a rock falling down a cliff? And that the falling is altogether too apt to be the other way?"
"Says you. You're amazing, Clee—absolutely one of a kind. Do you realize you're the only guy I've ever met who I couldn't get to fall for me like a rock tumbling down a cliff? And that the falling tends to go the other way entirely?"
"The first, I have suspected. The second is chemically-pure rocket-oil."
"The first one, I had a feeling about. The second is pure rocket fuel."
"I hope it is.... I wish I could be as certain of it as you are.... You see, Clee, I really expected you to come in, last night, and there really wasn't any bone in it. Surely, you don't think I'm going to invite you into my room, do you?"
"I hope it is.... I wish I could be as sure about it as you are.... You know, Clee, I really thought you were going to show up last night, and there really wasn't any reason for you not to. Surely, you don't think I'm going to invite you into my room, do you?"
"I can't see why not. However, since no valid system of logic seems to apply, I accept your decision as a fact. By the same reasoning—however invalid—if I ask you again you will again refuse. So all that's left, I guess, is for me to drag you into my room by force."
"I don't see why not. But since no reasonable logic seems to apply, I'll take your decision as final. By the same flawed logic—if I ask you again, you'll just say no again. So I guess all that's left for me is to force you into my room."
He put his left arm around her and applied a tiny pressure against her side; under which she began to move slowly toward his door.
He wrapped his left arm around her and gently nudged her side, prompting her to start moving slowly toward his door.
"You admit that you're using force?" she asked. Her face was unreadable; her mental block was at its fullest force. "That I'm being coerced? Definitely?"
"You admit you're using force?" she asked. Her expression was blank; her mental block was at full strength. "That I'm being pressured? For sure?"
"Definitely," he agreed. "At least ten dynes of sheer brute force. Not enough to affect a tape, but enough, I hope, to affect you. If it isn't, I'll use more."
"Absolutely," he said. "At least ten dynes of pure brute force. Not enough to impact a tape, but hopefully enough to impact you. If it isn’t, I’ll use more."
"Oh, ten dynes is enough. Just so it's force."
"Oh, ten dynes is plenty, as long as it's force."
She raised her face toward his and threw both arms around his neck. His right arm went into action with his left, and Cleander Garlock forgot all about dynes and tapes.
She lifted her face to his and wrapped both arms around his neck. His right arm moved with his left, and Cleander Garlock forgot all about dynes and tapes.
After a time she disengaged one arm; reached out; opened his door. He gathered her up and, lips still locked to lips, carried her over the threshold.
After a while, she pulled away one arm, reached out, and opened his door. He picked her up, and with their lips still touching, carried her across the threshold.
A few jumps later they met their first really old Arpalone. This Inspector was so old that his skin, instead of the usual bright, clear cobalt blue, was dull and tending toward gray. The old fellow was strangely garrulous, for a Guardian; he wanted them to pause a while and gossip.
A few jumps later, they encountered their first truly old Arpalone. This Inspector was so ancient that his skin, instead of the usual bright, clear cobalt blue, was dull and grayish. The old guy was oddly talkative for a Guardian; he wanted them to stop for a bit and chat.
"Yes, I am lonesome," he admitted. "It has been a long time since I exchanged thoughts with anyone. You see, nobody has visited this planet—Groobe, its name is—since almost all our humanity was killed, a few periods ago...."
"Yeah, I feel lonely," he confessed. "It's been a long time since I shared thoughts with anyone. You see, nobody has come to this planet—it's called Groobe—since almost all of our people were wiped out, not too long ago...."
"Killed? How?" Garlock asked sharply. "Not Dilipic?"
"Killed? How?" Garlock asked sharply. "Not Dilipic?"
"Oh, you have seen them? I never have, myself. No, nothing nearly that bad. Merely the Ozobes. The world itself was scarcely harmed at all. Rehabilitation will be a simple matter, so there's no real reason why some of those Engineers...."
"Oh, you’ve seen them? I never have. No, nothing quite that severe. Just the Ozobes. The world itself wasn’t really affected at all. Recovery will be straightforward, so there’s no real reason why some of those Engineers..."
"The beast!" Lola shot a tight-beam thought at her husband. "Who cares anything about the rock and dirt of a planet? It's the people that count and his are dead and he's perfectly complaisant about it—just lonesome!"
"The beast!" Lola directed a sharp thought at her husband. "Who cares about the rock and dirt of a planet? It's the people that matter and his are dead, and he's completely okay with it—just lonely!"
"Don't let it throw you, pet," James soothed. "He's an Arpalone, you know; not a sociological anthropologist."
"Don't let it get to you, buddy," James reassured. "He's an Arpalone, remember; not a social anthropologist."
"... shouldn't come out here and spend a few hours once in a while, but they don't. Too busy with their own business, they say. But while you are physically human, mentally you are not. You're all too ... too ... I can't put my thought exactly on it, but ... more as though you were human fighters, if such a thing could be possible."
"... shouldn't come out here and spend a few hours now and then, but they don't. Too caught up in their own lives, they say. But while you are physically here, mentally you are not. You're all too ... too ... I can't quite express what I mean, but ... more like you are human fighters, if such a thing could even exist."
"We are fighters. Where we come from, most human beings are fighters."
"We're fighters. Where we're from, most people are fighters."
"Oh? I never heard of such a thing. Where can you be from?"
"Oh? I've never heard of that before. Where are you from?"
This took much explanation, since the Arpalone had never heard of inter-galactic travel. "You are willing, then, to fight side by side with us Arpalones against the enemies of humanity? You have actually done so, at times, and won?"
This took a lot of explaining, since the Arpalone had never heard of inter-galactic travel. “So you’re willing to fight alongside us Arpalones against humanity’s enemies? You’ve actually done it before and won?”
"We certainly have."
"We definitely have."
"I am glad. I am expecting a call for help any time now. Will you please give me enough of your mental pattern, Doctor Garlock, so that I can call you in case of need? Thank you."
"I’m glad. I’m expecting a call for help any minute now. Could you please share some of your mental pattern with me, Doctor Garlock, so I can reach out to you if I need to? Thank you."
"What makes you think you're going to get an S.O.S. so soon? Where from?"
"What makes you think you'll get an S.O.S. so soon? From where?"
"Because these Ozobe invasions come in cycles, years apart, but there are always several planets attacked at very nearly the same time. We were the first, this time; so there will be one or two others very shortly."
"Because these Ozobe invasions happen in cycles, years apart, but there are always multiple planets getting attacked almost simultaneously. We were the first this time, so there will be one or two others very soon."
"Do they always ... kill all the people?" Lola asked.
"Do they always ... kill everyone?" Lola asked.
"Oh, no. Scarcely half of the time. Depends on how many fighters the planet has, and how much outside help can get there soon enough."
"Oh, no. Barely half the time. It depends on how many fighters the planet has and how much outside help can arrive quickly."
"Your call could come from any of the other solar systems in this neighborhood, then?" Garlock asked.
"Does that mean your call could be coming from any of the other solar systems around here?" Garlock asked.
"Yes. There are fifteen inhabited planets within about six light-years of us, and we form a close-knit group."
"Yes. There are fifteen planets with people living on them within about six light-years of us, and we have a tight community."
"What are these Ozobes?"
"What are these Ozobots?"
"Animals. Warm-blooded, but egg-layers, not mammals. Like this," and the Inspector spread in their minds a picture of a creature somewhat like the flying tigers of Hodell, except that the color was black, shading off to iridescent green at the extremities. Also, it was armed with a short and heavy, but very sharp, sting.
"Animals. Warm-blooded, but they lay eggs, not mammals. Like this," and the Inspector painted a picture in their minds of a creature somewhat similar to the flying tigers of Hodell, except it was black, fading to iridescent green at the ends. Also, it had a short and heavy but very sharp sting.
"They say that they come from space, but I don't believe it," the old fellow went on. "What would a warm-blood be doing out in space? Besides, they couldn't find anybody to lay their eggs in out there. No, sir, I think they live right here on Groobe somewhere, maybe holed up in caves or something for ten or thirteen years ... but that wouldn't make sense, either, would it? I just don't know...."
"They say they come from space, but I don't buy it," the old guy continued. "What would a warm-blooded creature be doing out in space? Plus, they couldn't find anyone to lay their eggs with out there. Nope, I think they live right here on Groobe somewhere, maybe hiding out in caves or something for ten or thirteen years... but that doesn't make much sense either, does it? I really don't know..."
Garlock finally broke away from the lonesome Inspector and the Pleiades started down.
Garlock finally broke away from the lonely Inspector, and the Pleiades began its descent.
"That's the most utterly horrible thing I ever heard of in my life!" Lola burst out. "Like wasps—only worse—people aren't bugs! Why don't all the planets get together and develop something to kill every Ozobe in every system of the group?"
"That's the most completely horrible thing I've ever heard in my life!" Lola exclaimed. "Like wasps—only worse—people aren't bugs! Why don't all the planets come together and create something to eliminate every Ozobe in every system in the group?"
"That one has got too many bones in it for me to answer," James said.
"That one has too many bones in it for me to answer," James said.
"I'm going to get hold of that Engineer as soon as we land," Lola said, darkly, "and stick a pin into him."
"I'm going to track down that Engineer as soon as we land," Lola said, darkly, "and poke him with a pin."
They found the Engineering Office easily enough, in a snug camp well outside a large city. They grounded the starship and went out on foot; enjoying contact with solid ground. The Head Engineer was an Arpalone, too—Engineers were not a separate race, but dwellers on a planet of extremely high technology—but he did know anything about space-drives. His specialty was rehabilitation; he was top boss of a rehab crew....
They easily located the Engineering Office, situated in a cozy camp far from a big city. They landed the starship and stepped out on foot, relishing the feeling of solid ground. The Head Engineer was also an Arpalone—Engineers weren't a distinct race, but inhabitants of a planet with incredibly advanced technology—but he did know a lot about space drives. His expertise was rehabilitation; he was the lead of a rehab crew...
Then Lola pushed Garlock aside. Yes, the Ozobes came from space. He was sure of it. Yes, they laid eggs in human bodies. Yes, they probably stayed alive quite a while—or might, except for the rehab crew. No, he didn't know what would hatch out—he'd never let one live that long, but what the hell else could hatch except Ozobes? No, not one. Not one single damn one. If just one ever did, on any world where he bossed the job, he'd lose his job as boss and go to the mines for half a year....
Then Lola pushed Garlock aside. Yes, the Ozobes came from space. He was sure of it. Yes, they laid eggs in human bodies. Yes, they probably stayed alive for quite a while—or could, if it weren’t for the rehab crew. No, he didn't know what would hatch out—he'd never let one survive that long, but what the hell else could hatch except Ozobes? No, not one. Not a single damn one. If just one ever did, on any world where he was in charge, he'd lose his position as boss and end up in the mines for six months....
"Ridiculous!" Lola snapped. "If Ozobes hatched, they couldn't possibly have come from space. If they did come from space, the adult form would have to be something able to get back into space, some way or other. That is simple elementary biology. Don't you see that?"
"Ridiculous!" Lola snapped. "If Ozobes hatched, they couldn't possibly have come from space. If they did come from space, the adult form would have to be able to get back into space, one way or another. That is basic biology. Don't you see that?"
He didn't see it. He didn't give a damn, either. It was none of his business; he was a rehab man.
He didn't notice it. He didn't care, either. It wasn’t his concern; he was a rehab guy.
Lola ran back to the ship in disgust.
Lola ran back to the ship in frustration.
"Something else is even more ridiculous, and is your business," James told the Head Engineer. "Garlock and I are both engineers—top ones. We know definitely that a one-hundred-percent clean-up on such a job as this—millions—simply can't be done. Ever. Under any conditions. Are you lying in your teeth or are you dumb enough to believe it yourself?"
"There's something else that's even more absurd, and it's your responsibility," James said to the Head Engineer. "Garlock and I are both engineers—top ones. We know for sure that a complete clean-up on a job this big—millions—just can't happen. Ever. Under any circumstances. Are you lying through your teeth or are you really that clueless?"
"Neither one," the Engineer insisted, stubbornly. "I've wondered, myself, at how I could get 'em all, but I always do—every time so far. That's why they give me the big job. I'm good at it."
"Neither one," the Engineer insisted, stubbornly. "I've wondered myself how I could get them all, but I always do—every time so far. That's why they give me the big job. I'm good at it."
"Oh—Lola's right, Jim," Garlock said. "It's the adult form that hatches; something so different they don't even recognize it. Something able to get into space. Enough survivors to produce the next generation."
"Oh—Lola's right, Jim," Garlock said. "It's the adult form that hatches; something so different they don't even recognize it. Something capable of getting into space. Enough survivors to create the next generation."
"Sure. I'll tell Brownie—she'll be tickled."
"Sure. I'll tell Brownie—she'll be so excited."
"She'll be more than tickled—she'll want to hunt up somebody around here with three brain cells working and give 'em an earful." Then, to the Engineer, "Do you know how they rehab a planet that's been leveled flat by the golop?"
"She'll be more than thrilled—she'll want to find someone around here with a few brain cells working and give them an earful." Then, to the Engineer, "Do you know how they restore a planet that's been completely flattened by the golop?"
"You've seen one? I never have, but of course I've studied it. Slow, but not too difficult. After killing, the stuff weathers down in a few years—wonderful soil it makes—what makes it slow is that you have to wait fifty or a hundred years for the mountains to get built up again and for the earthquakes to quit...."
"You've seen one? I never have, but I’ve definitely studied it. It’s slow, but not too hard. After it kills, it breaks down into great soil in a few years. What makes it slow is that you have to wait fifty or a hundred years for the mountains to rebuild and for the earthquakes to stop...."
"Excuse me, please—I've got a call—we have to leave, right now."
"Excuse me, I have a call—we need to leave immediately."
The call was from the Inspector. The nearest planet, Clamer, was being invaded by the Ozobes and needed all the help they could get.
The call was from the Inspector. The closest planet, Clamer, was under attack by the Ozobes and needed all the help it could get.
In seconds the Pleiades was at the Port of Entry.
In seconds, the Pleiades arrived at the Port of Entry.
"Where is this Clamer?" Garlock asked.
"Where is this Clamer?" Garlock asked.
The Inspector pointed a thought; all four followed it.
The Inspector mentioned an idea; all four of them went along with it.
"Let's go, Jim. Maybe...."
"Let's go, Jim. Maybe..."
"Just a minute!" Lola snapped. She was breathing hard, her eyes were almost shooting sparks as she turned to the old Arpalone and drove a thought so forcibly that he winced.
"Just a minute!" Lola snapped. She was breathing heavily, her eyes almost shooting sparks as she turned to the old Arpalone and pushed a thought so forcefully that he flinched.
"Do you so-called 'Guardians of Humanity' care at all about the humanity you're supposed to be protecting?" she demanded viciously, the thought boring in and twisting, "or are you just loafing on the job and doing as little as you possibly can without getting fired?"
"Do you so-called 'Guardians of Humanity' even care about the people you're supposed to protect?" she asked fiercely, the thought gnawing at her, "or are you just slacking off and doing the bare minimum to avoid getting fired?"
Belle and Garlock looked at each other and grinned. James was surprised and shocked. This woman blowing her top was no Brownie Montandon any of them knew.
Belle and Garlock exchanged glances and smiled. James was taken aback and stunned. The woman losing her temper was not the Brownie Montandon any of them recognized.
"We do everything we possibly can," the Inspector was not only shocked, but injured and abused. "If there's any one possible thing we haven't done, even the tiniest...."
"We do everything we can," the Inspector was not just shocked, but hurt and mistreated. "If there's even one thing we haven't done, no matter how small...."
"There's plenty!" she snapped. "Plain, dumb stupidity, then, it must be. There must be somebody around here who has been at least exposed to elementary biology! You should have exterminated these Ozobe vermin ages ago. All you have to do is find out what its life cycle is. How many stages and what they are. How the adults get into space and where they go," and she went on, in flashing thoughts, to explain in full detail.
"There's plenty!" she snapped. "It must be just plain, dumb stupidity, then. There has to be somebody around here who's at least been exposed to basic biology! You should have gotten rid of these Ozobe pests a long time ago. All you need to do is find out what its life cycle is. How many stages there are and what they are. How the adults get into space and where they go," and she continued, sharing her thoughts in full detail.
"Are you smart enough to understand that?"
"Are you clever enough to get that?"
"Oh, yes. Your thought may be the truth, at that."
"Oh, yes. Your thought could actually be the truth."
"And are you interested enough to find out whose business it would be, and follow through on it?"
"And are you interested enough to discover who it would concern and follow up on it?"
"Yes, of course. If it works, I'll be quite famous for suggesting it. I'll give you part of the credit...."
"Yeah, absolutely. If this works, I'll be pretty famous for proposing it. I'll make sure to give you some of the credit...."
"Keep the credit—just see to it that it gets done!" She whirled on James. "This loss of human life is so appallingly unnecessary! This time we're going to Clamer, and nowhere else. Push the button, Jim."
"Keep the credit—just make sure it gets done!" She turned to James. "This loss of life is so horribly unnecessary! This time we're going to Clamer, and nowhere else. Hit the button, Jim."
"All I can do is set up for it, pet. Whether we...."
"All I can do is prepare for it, sweetheart. Whether we...."
"We'll get there!" she blazed. "It's high time we got a break. Punch it! This time the ship's going to Clamer, if we have to all get out and push it there! Now punch that button!"
"We'll get there!" she exclaimed. "It's about time we got a break. Punch it! This time the ship's heading to Clamer, even if we all have to get out and push it there! Now hit that button!"
James pushed the button, glanced into his scanner, and froze; eyes staring. He did not even whistle. Belle, however, did; with ear-shattering volume. Garlock's mouth fell open in the biggest surprise of his life. They were in the same galaxy!
James pressed the button, looked into his scanner, and froze; his eyes wide. He didn’t even whistle. But Belle did; loudly enough to be heard everywhere. Garlock's mouth dropped open in shock, the biggest surprise of his life. They were in the same galaxy!
All three had studied charts of nebular configurations so long and so intensely that recognition of a full-sphere identity was automatic and instantaneous.
All three had examined charts of nebular formations for so long and so intensely that recognizing a full-sphere identity was automatic and immediate.
Lola, head buried in scanner, had already checked in with the Port Inspector.
Lola, with her head focused on the scanner, had already checked in with the Port Inspector.
"It is Clamer!" she shrieked aloud. "I told you it was time for our luck to change, if we pulled hard enough! They are being invaded by Ozobes and they did call for help and they didn't think we could possibly get here this fast and we don't need to be inspected because we're compatible or we couldn't have landed on Groobe!"
"It is Clamer!" she shouted. "I told you it was time for our luck to change if we tried hard enough! They're being invaded by Ozobes and they did call for help, and they didn't think we could get here this fast, and we don't need to be inspected because we're compatible, or we wouldn't have been able to land on Groobe!"
For five long minutes Garlock held the starship motionless while he studied the entire situation. Then he drove a probe through the mental shield of the general in charge of the whole defense operation.
For five long minutes, Garlock kept the starship still as he assessed the entire situation. Then he sent a probe into the mind of the general overseeing the entire defense operation.
"Battle-Cruiser Pleiades, Captain Garlock commanding, reporting for duty in response to your S.O.S. received on Groobe."
"Battle-Cruiser Pleiades, Captain Garlock in command, reporting for duty in response to your S.O.S. received on Groobe."
The general, furiously busy as he was, dropped all other business. "But you're human! You can't fight!"
The general, extremely busy as he was, set aside everything else. "But you're human! You can't fight!"
"Watch us. You don't know, apparently, that the Ozobe bases are on the far side of your moon. They're bringing their fighters in most of the way in transports."
"Watch us. Apparently, you don't know that the Ozobe bases are on the other side of your moon. They’re bringing their fighters in mostly by transport."
"Why, they can't be! They're coming in from all directions from deep space!"
"Why, they can't be! They're coming in from all directions from deep space!"
"That's what they want you to think. They're built to stand many hours of zero pressure and almost absolute zero cold. Question: if we destroy all their transport, say in three hours, can you handle all the fighters who will be in the air or in nearby space at that time?"
"That's what they want you to believe. They're designed to withstand many hours of no pressure and almost complete cold. Question: if we take out all their transport, say in three hours, can you manage all the fighters that will be in the air or in nearby space at that moment?"
"Very easily. They've hardly started yet. I appoint you Admiral-pro-tem Garlock, in command of Space Operations, and will refer to you any other space-fighters who may come. I thank you, sir. Good luck."
"Very easily. They've barely begun. I hereby appoint you Admiral pro tem Garlock, in charge of Space Operations, and I'll send you any additional space-fighters who arrive. Thank you, sir. Good luck."
The general returned his attention to his boiling office. His mind was seething with questions as to what these not-human beings were, how or if they knew so much, and so on; but he forced them out of his mind and went, fast and efficient, back to work. James shot the Pleiades up to within a thousand miles or so of the moon.
The general refocused on his chaotic office. His mind was racing with questions about what these non-human beings were, how they had gathered so much knowledge, and more; but he pushed those thoughts aside and quickly got back to work. James propelled the Pleiades to about a thousand miles from the moon.
"How long does it take to learn this bombing business, Jim?" Lola asked.
"How long does it take to get the hang of this bombing thing, Jim?" Lola asked.
"About fifteen seconds. All you have to do is want to. Do you, really?"
"About fifteen seconds. All you need to do is want to. Do you, really?"
"I really do. If I don't do something to help these people," it did not occur to her that she had already done a tremendous job, "I'll never forgive myself."
"I really do. If I don't do something to help these people," it didn't occur to her that she had already done an incredible job, "I'll never forgive myself."
James showed her; and, much to her surprise, she found it very easy to do.
James showed her, and to her surprise, she found it really easy to do.
The vessels transporting the invading forces were huge, spherical shells equipped with short-range drives—and with nothing else. No accommodations, no facilities, no food, no water, not even any air. Each transport, when filled to the bursting-point with as-yet-docile cargo, darted away; swinging around to approach Clamer from some previously-assigned direction. It did not, however, approach the planet's surface. At about two thousand miles out, great ports opened and the load was dumped out into space, to fall the rest of the way by gravity. Then the empty shell, with only its one pilot aboard, rushed back for another load.
The ships carrying the invading forces were massive, round capsules equipped only with short-range drives—and nothing else. There were no sleeping quarters, no facilities, no food, no water, and not even any air. Each transport, when packed to the brim with still-docile cargo, shot off; turning around to approach Clamer from a previously-assigned angle. However, it did not come close to the planet's surface. At about two thousand miles away, large hatches opened, and the cargo was dumped into space to fall the rest of the way by gravity. Then the empty capsule, with just its one pilot on board, sped back for another load.
"How heavy shots, Clee?" James asked. He and Lola were getting into their scanners. "Wouldn't take as much as a kiloton equivalent, would it?"
"How heavy are the shots, Clee?" James asked. He and Lola were getting into their scanners. "It wouldn’t take as much as a kiloton equivalent, right?"
"Half a kilo is plenty, but no use being too fussy about precision out here."
"Half a kilo is enough, but there's no need to be overly concerned about precision out here."
Garlock and Belle were already bombing; James and Lola began. Slow and awkward at first, Lola soon picked up the technique and was firing blast for blast with the others. No more loaded transport vessels left the moon. No empty one, returning toward the moon, reached there. In much less than the three hours Garlock had mentioned, every Ozobian transport craft had been destroyed.
Garlock and Belle were already involved in the battle; James and Lola joined in. It was slow and clumsy at first, but Lola quickly got the hang of it and was firing shots just like the others. There were no more loaded transport ships leaving the moon. No empty ones coming back to the moon made it there either. In much less than the three hours that Garlock had mentioned, every Ozobian transport ship had been destroyed.
"And now the real job begins," Garlock said, as James dropped the starship down to within a few miles of the moon's surface.
"And now the real work starts," Garlock said, as James brought the starship down to a few miles above the moon's surface.
That surface was cratered and jagged, exactly like that of the half always facing Clamer. No sign of activity could be seen by eye, nor anything unusual. Even the immense trap-doors, all closed now, matched exactly their surroundings. Underground, however, activity was violently intense; and, now, confused in the extreme.
That surface was pocked and rough, just like the side always facing Clamer. There was no visible sign of activity or anything out of the ordinary. Even the huge trapdoors, now all shut, blended perfectly with their surroundings. Below the surface, though, things were chaotically intense; and now, extremely confused.
"Why, there isn't a single adult anywhere!" Lola exclaimed. "I thought the whole place would be full of 'em!"
"Why, there isn't a single adult around!" Lola exclaimed. "I thought this whole place would be packed with them!"
"So did I," Belle said. "However, by hindsight, it's plain enough. Their job done, they were killed and eaten. Last meal, perhaps."
"So did I," Belle said. "But looking back, it's obvious. After they finished their work, they were killed and eaten. Maybe it was their last meal."
"I'm afraid so. Whatever they were, they had hands and brains. Just look at those shops and machines!"
"I'm afraid so. Whatever they were, they had hands and brains. Just look at those shops and machines!"
"What do we do, boss?" James asked. "Run a search pattern first?"
"What should we do, boss?" James asked. "Should we start with a search pattern?"
"We'll have to, I guess, before we can lay the job out."
"We'll need to, I think, before we can plan the job."
It was run and Garlock frowned in thought. "Almost half the moon covered—honeycombed. We'll have to fine-tooth it. Around the periphery first, then spiral into the center. This moon isn't very big, but even so this is going to be a hell of a long job. Any suggestions, anybody? Jim?"
It was run and Garlock frowned in thought. "Almost half the moon covered—honeycombed. We'll have to go at it carefully. Start around the edges first, then spiral into the center. This moon isn’t very big, but still, this is going to take a really long time. Any suggestions, anyone? Jim?"
"The only way, I guess. You can't do it hit-or-miss. I'm damn glad we've got plenty of stuff in our Op field and plenty of hydride for the engines. The horses will all know they've been at work before they get the field filled up again."
"The only way, I guess. You can't just go in and out without a plan. I'm really glad we have a lot of supplies in our Operations area and plenty of hydride for the engines. The horses will definitely know they’ve been working before they fill the field up again."
"So will you, Junior, believe me.... Ready, all? Start blasting."
"So will you, Junior, believe me? Everyone ready? Start blasting."
Then, for three hours, the Pleiades moved slowly—for her—along a plotted and automatically-controlled course. It was very easy to tell where she had been; the sharply-cut, evenly-spaced, symmetrical pits left by the Galaxian's full-conversion blasts were entirely different from the irregularly-cratered, ages-old original surface.
Then, for three hours, the Pleiades moved slowly—for her—along a mapped and automated route. It was clear where she had traveled; the sharply defined, evenly spaced, symmetrical pits left by the Galaxian's full-conversion blasts looked completely different from the unevenly cratered, ancient original surface.
"Knock off, Brownie," Garlock said then. "Go eat all you can hold and get some sleep. Come back in three hours. Jim, cut our speed to seventy-five percent."
"Knock it off, Brownie," Garlock said then. "Go eat as much as you can and get some sleep. Come back in three hours. Jim, reduce our speed to seventy-five percent."
Lola shed her scanner, heaved a tremendous sigh of relief, and disappeared.
Lola dropped her scanner, let out a huge sigh of relief, and vanished.
Three silent hours later—all three were too intensely busy to think of anything except the work in hand—Lola came back.
Three quiet hours later—all three were too focused on their work to think about anything else—Lola returned.
"Take Belle's swath, Brownie. Okay, Belle, you can lay off. Three hours."
"Take Belle's blanket, Brownie. Alright, Belle, you can stop. Three hours."
"I'll stay," Belle declared. "Go yourself; or send Jim."
"I'll stay," Belle said. "You go, or send Jim."
"Don't be any more of a damn fool than you have to. I said beat it."
"Don't be any more of an idiot than you need to be. I said get lost."
"And I said I wouldn't. I'm just as good...."
"And I said I wouldn't. I'm just as good...."
"Chop it off!" Garlock snapped. "It isn't a case of being just as good as. It's a matter of physical reserves. Jim and I have more to draw on for the long shifts than you have. So get the hell out of here or I'll stop the ship and slap you even sillier than you are now."
"Chop it off!" Garlock snapped. "It's not about being equally good. It's about having physical stamina. Jim and I have more to rely on for the long shifts than you do. So get the hell out of here or I'll stop the ship and slap you even sillier than you are now."
Belle threw up her head, tossing her shoulder-length green mop in her characteristic gesture of defiance; but after holding Garlock's hard stare for a moment she relaxed and smiled.
Belle lifted her head, flipping her shoulder-length green hair in her usual act of defiance; but after meeting Garlock's intense gaze for a moment, she relaxed and smiled.
"Okay, Clee—and thanks for the kind words."
"Alright, Clee—and thanks for the nice words."
She disappeared and the work went on.
She vanished and the work continued.
And finally, when all four were so groggy that they could scarcely think, the job was done and checked. Clamer's moon was as devoid of life as any moon had ever been.
And finally, when all four were so out of it that they could barely think, the job was done and double-checked. Clamer's moon was as lifeless as any moon had ever been.
Lola pitched her scanner at its rack and threw herself face-down on a davenport, sobbing uncontrollably. James sat down beside her and soothed her until she quieted down.
Lola tossed her scanner onto its rack and collapsed face-down on the couch, crying hard. James sat next to her and comforted her until she calmed down.
"You'd better eat something, sweetheart, and then for a good, long sleep."
"You should eat something, babe, and then get a good, long sleep."
"Eat? Why, I couldn't, Jim, not possibly."
"Eat? No way, Jim, I can't do that."
"Let her sleep first, I think, Jim," Belle said, and followed with her eyes as Jim picked his wife up and carried her into the corridor.
"Let her sleep first, I think, Jim," Belle said, watching as Jim picked up his wife and carried her into the hallway.
"We'd better eat something, I suppose," Belle said, thoughtfully. "I don't feel like eating, either, but I never realized until this minute just how much this has taken out of me and I'd better start putting it back in.... She did a wonderful job, Clee, even if she couldn't take it full shift toward the last."
"We should probably eat something, I guess," Belle said, thinking. "I'm not really in the mood to eat either, but I just realized how much this has drained me, and I need to start replenishing it.... She did an amazing job, Clee, even if she couldn’t handle the full shift at the end."
"I'll say she did. I hated like the devil to let her work that way, but ... you knew I was scared witless every second until we topped off."
"I'll say she did. I absolutely hated letting her work like that, but... you knew I was terrified every single second until we finished."
Exhausted and haggard as she was, Belle laughed. "I know damn-blasted well you weren't; but I know what you mean. Fighting something you don't know anything about, and can't guess what may happen next, is tough. Seconds count." Side by side, they strolled toward the alcove.
Exhausted and worn out as she was, Belle laughed. "I know for sure you weren't; but I get what you mean. Battling something you know nothing about, and can't predict what might happen next, is hard. Every second matters." Side by side, they walked toward the alcove.
"I simply didn't think she had it in her," Belle marveled.
"I just didn't think she had it in her," Belle marveled.
"She didn't. She hasn't. It'll take her a week to get back into shape."
"She didn't. She hasn't. It'll take her a week to get back in shape."
"Right. She was going on pure nerve at the last—nothing else ... but she did a job, and she's so sweet and fine.... I wonder, Clee, if ... if I've been missing the boat...."
"Right. She was running on pure adrenaline at the end—nothing else ... but she did a great job, and she's really sweet and amazing.... I wonder, Clee, if ... if I've been missing out...."
"You have not." Garlock sent the thought so solidly that Belle jumped. "If you'd just let yourself be, you'd be worth a million of her, just as you stand."
"You have not." Garlock projected the thought so firmly that Belle jumped. "If you’d just let yourself be, you’d be worth a million of her, just as you are."
"Yes? You lie in your teeth, Cleander, but I love it.... Oh, I don't know what I want to eat—if anything."
"Yes? You're lying through your teeth, Cleander, but I love it... Oh, I don't know what I feel like eating—if anything."
"I'll think up yours, too, along with mine."
"I'll come up with yours too, just like mine."
"Please. Something light, and just a little."
"Please. Something light, and just a bit."
"Yeah. Sit down. Just a light snack—a two-pound steak, rare; a bowl of mushrooms fried in butter; French fries, french dips, salad, and a quart of coffee. The same for me, except more of each. Here we are."
"Yeah. Sit down. Just a light snack—a two-pound steak, rare; a bowl of mushrooms fried in butter; French fries, french dips, salad, and a quart of coffee. The same for me, except more of each. Here we are."
"Why, Clee, I couldn't possibly eat half of that...." Then, after a quarter of it was gone, "I am hungry, at that—simply ravenous. I could eat a horse and saddle, and chase the rider."
"Why, Clee, I couldn't possibly eat half of that...." Then, after a quarter of it was gone, "I am hungry, actually—I'm starving. I could eat a horse and saddle, and chase the rider."
"That's what I thought. I knew I could, and figured you accordingly."
"That's what I thought. I knew I could, and I assumed the same about you."
They ate those tremendous meals slowly, enjoying every bite and sip; in an atmosphere of friendliness and good fellowship; chatting on a wide variety of subjects as they ate. Neither was aware of the fact that this was the first time they had ever been on really friendly terms. And finally every dish and container was empty, almost polished clean.
They slowly enjoyed those amazing meals, savoring every bite and sip in a friendly and warm atmosphere, chatting about all sorts of topics as they ate. Neither of them realized that this was the first time they were genuinely on friendly terms. And by the end, every dish and container was empty, nearly spotless.
"One hundred percent capacity—can chew but can't swallow," Garlock said then, lighting two cigarettes and giving Belle one. "How's that for a masterly job of calibration?"
"Full capacity—can chew but can't swallow," Garlock said, then lighting two cigarettes and handing one to Belle. "What do you think of that for a masterful job of calibration?"
"Me, too. It'll pass." Belle sighed in repletion. "Your ability to estimate the exact capacity of containers is exceeded only by your good looks and by the size of your feet. And now to hit the good old sack for an indefinite but very long period of time."
"Me too. It'll pass." Belle sighed with satisfaction. "Your talent for judging the exact capacity of containers is only surpassed by your good looks and the size of your feet. And now, it's time to hit the hay for an indefinite but very long time."
"You chirped it, birdie." Still eminently friendly, the two walked together to their doors. Belle put up a solid block and paused, irresolute, twisting the toe of one slipper into the carpet.
"You chirped it, birdie." Still super friendly, the two walked together to their doors. Belle held up a solid block and paused, uncertain, twisting the toe of one slipper into the carpet.
"Clee, I ... I wonder ... if...." Her voice died away.
"Clee, I ... I wonder ... if...." Her voice trailed off.
"I know what you mean." He put his arms around her gently, tenderly, and looked deep into her eyes. "I want to tell you something, Belle. You're a woman, not in seven thousand million women, but in that many planets full of women. What it takes, you very definitely and very abundantly have got. And you aren't the only one that's pooped. I don't need company tonight, either. I'm going to sleep until I wake up, if it takes all day. Or say, if you wake up first, why not punch me and we'll have breakfast together?"
"I get what you mean." He wrapped his arms around her softly and looked deeply into her eyes. "I want to tell you something, Belle. You're a woman, not just among seven billion women, but in a universe full of women. You have exactly what it takes, and you have it in abundance. And you're not the only one feeling tired. I don't want company tonight either. I'm planning to sleep until I wake up, no matter how long it takes. Or if you wake up first, why not nudge me and we can have breakfast together?"
"That's a thought. Do the same for me. Good night, Clee."
"That's a good idea. Do the same for me. Good night, Clee."
"Good night, ace." He kissed her, as gently as he had been holding her, opened her door, closed it after her, and stepped across the corridor into his own room.
"Good night, champ." He kissed her, as gently as he had been holding her, opened her door, closed it after her, and walked across the hall into his own room.
"What a man!" Belle breathed to herself, behind the solid screens of her room. "He thought I was too tired, not just scared to death too. What a man! Belle Bellamy, you ought to be kicked from here to Tellus...." Then she threw back her head, drove a hard little fist into a pillow, and spoke aloud through clenched teeth. "No, damn and blast it, I won't give in. I won't love him. I'll take the Project away from him if it's the last thing I ever do in this life!"
"What a man!" Belle murmured to herself, behind the solid screens of her room. "He thought I was just tired, not absolutely terrified too. What a man! Belle Bellamy, you really deserve to be kicked from here to Tellus...." Then she threw her head back, pounded a small fist into a pillow, and spoke out loud through clenched teeth. "No, damn it, I won't give in. I won't love him. I’ll take the Project away from him if it’s the last thing I do in this life!"
She woke up the next morning—not morning, either, since it was well after noon—a little before Garlock did, but not much. When she went into his room he was shaved and fully dressed except for one shoe, which he was putting on.
She woke up the next day—not really morning, since it was well after noon—shortly before Garlock did, but not by much. When she entered his room, he was shaved and fully dressed except for one shoe, which he was putting on.
"Hi, boss! Better we eat, huh? Not only am I starving by inches, but if we don't eat pretty quick we'll get only one meal today instead of three. Did you eat your candy bar?"
"Hey, boss! We should probably eat, right? I'm not just starving a little, but if we don't eat soon, we'll only have one meal today instead of three. Did you eat your candy bar?"
"I sure did, ace."
"I definitely did, ace."
"Oh, I'm still 'ace'? You can kiss me, then," and she raised her face toward his.
"Oh, I'm still 'ace'? You can kiss me, then," she said, tilting her face up toward his.
He kissed her, still tenderly, and they strolled to and through the Main and into the alcove. James and Lola, the latter looking terribly strained and worn, had already eaten, but joined them in their after-breakfast coffee and cigarettes.
He kissed her gently, and they walked to and through the Main and into the alcove. James and Lola, the latter looking extremely stressed and tired, had already eaten, but joined them for their after-breakfast coffee and cigarettes.
"You've checked, of course," Garlock said. "Everything on the beam?"
"You've checked, right?" Garlock said. "Is everything on track?"
"Dead center. Even to Lola and her biologists. Everybody's full of joy and gratitude and stuff—as well as information. And we managed to pry ourselves loose without waking you two trumpet-of-doom sleepers up. So we're ready to jump again. I wonder where in hell we'll wind up this time."
"Right in the middle. Even for Lola and her team of biologists. Everyone’s feeling joyful and thankful, along with sharing all kinds of information. And we managed to get ourselves free without waking you two doom-and-gloom sleepers up. So we’re all set to leap again. I wonder where the heck we’ll end up this time."
"I'm glad you said that, Jim." Garlock said. "It gives me the nerve to spring a thing on you that I've been mulling around in my mind ever since we landed here."
"I'm glad you said that, Jim," Garlock said. "It gives me the courage to bring up something I've been thinking about ever since we got here."
"Nerve? You?" James asked, incredulously. "Pass the coffee-pot around again, Brownie. If that character there said what I heard him say, this'll make your hair stand straight up on end."
“Nerve? You?” James asked, shocked. “Pass the coffee pot around again, Brownie. If that guy there said what I think he said, this will blow your mind.”
"On our jumps we've had altogether too much power and no control whatever...." Garlock paused in thought.
"During our jumps, we've had way too much power and zero control..." Garlock paused to think.
"Like a rookie pitcher," Belle suggested.
"Like a new pitcher," Belle suggested.
"Uh-uh," Lola objected. "It couldn't be that wild. He'd have to stand with his back to the plate and pitch the ball over the center-field stands and seven blocks down-town."
"Uh-uh," Lola said. "It couldn't be that crazy. He'd have to stand with his back to the plate and pitch the ball over the center-field stands and seven blocks downtown."
"Cut the persiflage, you two," Garlock ordered. "Consider three things. First, as you all know, I've been trying to figure out a generator that would give us intrinsic control, but I haven't got any farther with it than we did back on Tellus. Second, consider all the jumps we've made except this last one. Every time we've taken off, none of us has had his shield really up. You, Jim, were concentrating on the drive, and so were wide open to it. The rest of us were at least thinking about it, and so were more or less open to it. Not one of us has ever ordered it to take us to any definite place; in fact, I don't believe that anyone of us has ever even suggested a destination. Each one of us has been thinking, at the instant of energization of the fields, exactly what you just said, and with exactly the same emphasis.
"Cut the chatter, you two," Garlock said. "Let’s focus on three things. First, as you all know, I’ve been trying to figure out a generator that would give us complete control, but I haven’t made any progress with it beyond what we could do back on Earth. Second, think about all the jumps we’ve made except this last one. Each time we took off, none of us really had our shields up. You, Jim, were focused on the drive, and so you were completely exposed. The rest of us were at least aware of it, so we were somewhat vulnerable. Not one of us has ever instructed it to take us to a specific place; in fact, I don’t think anyone has even suggested a destination. Each of us has been thinking exactly what you just said at the moment the fields were energized, and with exactly the same emphasis."
"Third, consider this last jump all by itself. It's the first time we've ever stayed in the same galaxy. It's the first time we've ever gone where we wanted to. And it's the first time—here's the crux, as I see it—that any of us has been concentrating on any destination at the moment of firing the charge. Brownie was willing the Pleiades to this planet so hard that we all could taste it. The rest of us, if not really pushing to get here, were at least not opposed to the idea. Check?"
"Third, let’s focus on this last jump by itself. It’s the first time we’ve ever stayed in the same galaxy. It’s the first time we’ve gone exactly where we wanted to. And it’s the first time—here’s the key point, in my opinion—that any of us has been really focused on a destination at the moment we fired the charge. Brownie was so determined to bring the Pleiades to this planet that we could all almost taste it. The rest of us, while not exactly pushing to get here, were definitely on board with the idea. Got it?"
"Check." "That's right." "Yes, I was pushing with all my might," came from the three listeners, and James went on:
"Check." "That's right." "Yes, I was pushing with all my strength," came from the three listeners, and James continued:
"Are you saying the damn thing's alive?"
"Are you saying the damn thing is alive?"
"No. I'm saying I don't believe in miracles. I don't believe in coincidence—that concept is as meaningless as that of paradox. I certainly do not believe that we hit this planet by chance against odds of almost infinity to one. So I've been looking for a reason. I found one. It goes against my grain—against everything I've ever believed—but, since it's the only possible explanation, it must be true. The only possible director of the Gunther Drive must be the mind."
"No. What I'm saying is that I don't believe in miracles. I don't believe in coincidence—that idea is as pointless as the concept of paradox. I certainly do not believe that we arrived on this planet by chance, against odds of nearly infinity to one. So I've been searching for a reason. I found one. It goes against my nature—against everything I've ever believed—but, since it's the only possible explanation, it must be true. The only possible director of the Gunther Drive must be the mind."
"Hell's blowtorches—Now you're insisting that the damn thing's alive."
"Hell's blowtorches—Now you're insisting that the thing is actually alive."
"Far from it. It's Brownie who's alive. It was Brownie who got us here. Nothing else—repeat, nothing else—makes sense."
"Not at all. It's Brownie who's alive. Brownie is the one who brought us here. Nothing else—repeat, nothing else—makes sense."
James pondered for a full minute. "I wouldn't buy it except for one thing. If you, the hardest-boiled skeptic that ever went unhung, can feed yourself the whole bowl of such a mess as that, I can at least take a taste of it. Shoot."
James thought for a whole minute. "I wouldn't buy it except for one thing. If you, the most hardcore skeptic ever, can convince yourself to eat the whole bowl of that mess, then I can at least give it a try. Go ahead."
"Okay. You know that we don't know anything really fundamental about either teleportation or the drive. I'm sure now that the drive is simply mechanical teleportation. If you tried to 'port yourself without any idea of where you wanted to go, where do you think you'd land?"
"Okay. You know that we don’t know anything really basic about either teleportation or the drive. I’m convinced now that the drive is just mechanical teleportation. If you tried to teleport yourself without having any idea of where you wanted to go, where do you think you’d end up?"
"You might scatter yourself all over space—no, you wouldn't. You wouldn't move, because it wouldn't be teleportation at all. Destination is an integral part of the concept."
"You might spread yourself all over space—no, you wouldn't. You wouldn't move, because it wouldn't be teleportation at all. Destination is a crucial part of the idea."
"Exactly so—but only because you've been conditioned to it all your life. This thing hasn't been conditioned to anything."
"Exactly—but that's only because you've been trained to it your whole life. This thing hasn’t been trained to anything."
"Like a new-born baby," Lola suggested.
"Like a newborn baby," Lola suggested.
"Life again," James said. "I can't see it—too many bones in it. Pure luck, even at those odds, makes a lot more sense."
"Life again," James said. "I can't understand it—too many bones involved. Just pure luck, even with those odds, makes way more sense."
"And to make matters worse," Garlock went on as though neither of them had spoken. "Just suppose that a man had four minds instead of one and they weren't working together. Then where would he go?"
"And to make things worse," Garlock continued as if neither of them had said anything. "Just imagine a man had four minds instead of one and they weren't cooperating. Where would that leave him?"
This time, James simply whistled; the girls stared, speechless.
This time, James just whistled; the girls stared, speechless.
"I think we've proved that my school of mathematics was right—the thing was built to operate purely at random. Fotheringham was wrong. However, I missed the point that if control is possible, the controller must be a mind. Such a possibility never occurred to me or anyone working with me. Or to Fotheringham or to anybody else."
"I think we've shown that my approach to mathematics was correct—the system was designed to function completely randomly. Fotheringham was mistaken. However, I overlooked the idea that if control is achievable, then it must come from a mind. That possibility never crossed my mind or the minds of anyone I worked with. Or Fotheringham's or anyone else's."
"I can't say I'm sold, but it's easy to test and the results can't be any worse. Let's go."
"I can't say I'm convinced, but it's easy to try and the results can't be any worse. Let's do this."
"How would you test it?"
"How would you test this?"
"Same way you would. Only way. First, each one of us alone. Then pairs and threes. Then all four together. Fifteen tests in all. No. Three destinations for each set-up; near, medium, and far. Except Tellus, of course; we'd better save that shot until we learn all we can find out. Everybody not in the set should screen up as solidly as they can set their blocks—eyes shut, even, and concentrating on something else. Check?"
"Just like you would. The only way. First, each of us alone. Then in pairs and groups of three. Finally, all four together. A total of fifteen tests. No. Three locations for each setup: close, medium, and far. Except for Tellus, of course; we should probably save that shot until we gather all the information we can. Everyone not in the setup should block out as much as they can—eyes closed, even, and focusing on something else. Got it?"
James did not express the thought that Tellus must by now be so far away that no possible effort could reach it; but he could not repress the implication.
James didn’t say out loud that Tellus must be so far away by now that no effort could possibly reach it; however, he couldn’t hide the suggestion.
"Check. I'll concentrate on a series of transfinite numbers. Belle, you work on the possible number of shades of the color green. Lola, on how many different perfumes you can identify by smell. Jim, hit the button."
"Check. I'll focus on a series of transfinite numbers. Belle, you look into the possible shades of green. Lola, figure out how many different perfumes you can recognize by smell. Jim, press the button."
CHAPTER 6
Since the tests took much time, and were strictly routine in nature, there is no need to go into them in detail. At their conclusion, Garlock said:
Since the tests took a lot of time and were pretty standard, there’s no need to go into detail about them. When they were finished, Garlock said:
"First: either Jim alone, or Lola alone, or Jim and Lola together, can hit any destination within any galaxy, but can't go from one galaxy to another.
"First: either Jim by himself, or Lola by herself, or both Jim and Lola together, can reach any destination within any galaxy, but they can't travel from one galaxy to another."
"Second: either Belle or I, or any combination containing either of us without the other, has no control at all.
"Second: either Belle or I, or any combination that includes either of us without the other, has no control at all."
"Third: Belle and I together, or any combination containing both of us, can go intergalactic under control.
"Third: Belle and I together, or any combination that includes both of us, can travel through space under control."
"In spite of confession being supposed to be good for the soul, I don't like to admit that we've put gravel in the gear-box—do you, Belle?" Garlock's smile was both rueful and forced.
"In spite of the fact that confession is supposed to be good for the soul, I don’t like admitting that we’ve messed things up—do you, Belle?" Garlock's smile was both regretful and strained.
"You can play that in spades." Belle licked her lips; for the first time since boarding the starship she was acutely embarrassed. "We'll have to, of course. It was all my fault—it makes me look like a damned stupid juvenile delinquent."
"You can totally play that in spades." Belle licked her lips; for the first time since getting on the starship, she felt really embarrassed. "We'll have to, of course. It was all my fault—it makes me look like a damn stupid juvenile delinquent."
"Not by nineteen thousand kilocycles, since neither of us had any idea. I'll be glad to settle for half the blame."
"Not by nineteen thousand kilocycles, since neither of us had a clue. I’ll be happy to take half the blame."
"Will you please stop talking Sanskrit?" James asked. "Or lep it, so we two innocent bystanders can understand it?"
"Can you please stop speaking Sanskrit?" James asked. "Or at least switch to something we two innocent bystanders can understand?"
"Will do," and Garlock went on in thought. "Remember what I said about this drive not being conditioned to anything? I was wrong. Belle and I have conditioned it, but badly. We've been fighting so much that something or other in that mess down there has become conditioned to her; something else to me. My part will play along with anyone except Belle; hers with anybody except me. Anti-conditioning, you might call it. Anyway, they lay back their ears and balk."
"Will do," Garlock said as he continued to think. "Remember when I mentioned that this drive wasn't conditioned to anything? I was mistaken. Belle and I have conditioned it, but not in a good way. We've been arguing so much that something down there has become conditioned to her; something else to me. My part will work with anyone except Belle; hers will work with anyone except me. You could call it anti-conditioning. Anyway, they fold their ears back and refuse to cooperate."
"Oh, hell!" James snorted. "Talk about gobbledygook! You are still saying that that conglomeration of copper and silver and steel and insulation that we built ourselves has got intelligence, and I still won't buy it."
"Oh, come on!" James scoffed. "What a load of nonsense! You're still claiming that that mix of copper and silver and steel and insulation that we put together has any kind of smarts, and I still don't buy it."
"By no means. Remember, Jim, that this concept of mechanical teleportation, and that the mind is the only possible controller, are absolutely new. We've got to throw out all previous ideas and start new from scratch. I postulate, as a working hypothesis drawn from original data as modified by these tests, that that particular conglomeration of materials generates at least two fields about the properties of which we know nothing at all. That one of those properties is the tendency to become preferentially resonant with one mind and preferentially non-resonant with another. Clear so far?"
"Not at all. Remember, Jim, that this idea of mechanical teleportation, and that the mind is the only possible controller, is completely new. We have to discard all previous notions and start fresh. I suggest, as a working hypothesis based on original data modified by these tests, that this specific combination of materials creates at least two fields about which we know nothing. One of those properties is the tendency to resonate more with one mind and not resonate with another. Is that clear so far?"
"As mud. It's a mighty tough blueprint to read." James scowled in thought. "However, it's no harder to swallow than Sanderson's Theory of Teleportation. Or, for that matter, the actual basic coupling between mind and ordinary muscular action. Does that mean we'll have to rebuild half a million credits' worth of ... no, you and Belle can work it, together."
"As mud. It's a really tough blueprint to understand." James frowned in thought. "But it's no harder to grasp than Sanderson's Theory of Teleportation. Or, for that matter, the basic link between the mind and regular muscle movements. Does that mean we'll have to rebuild half a million credits' worth of ... no, you and Belle can handle it, together."
"I don't know." Garlock paced the floor. "I simply can't see any possible. mechanism of coupling."
"I don't know." Garlock paced the floor. "I just can't see any possible way to connect them."
"Subconscious, perhaps," Belle suggested.
"Maybe it's subconscious," Belle suggested.
"For my money that whole concept is invalid," Garlock said. "It merely changes 'I don't know' to 'I can't know' and I don't want any part of that. However, 'unconscious' could be the answer ... if so, we may have a lever.... Belle, are you willing to bury your hatchet for about five minutes—work with me like a partner ought to?"
"For me, that whole idea is just wrong," Garlock said. "It just swaps 'I don't know' for 'I can't know,' and I'm not interested in that. However, 'unconscious' might be the solution... if that's the case, we could have a way to move forward. Belle, are you willing to put your differences aside for about five minutes—work with me like a partner should?"
"I certainly am, Clee. Honestly. Screens down flat, if you say so."
"I really am, Clee. Honestly. Screens flat down, if that’s what you want."
"Half-way's enough, I think—you'll know when we get down there." Her mind joined his and he went on, "Ignore the machines themselves completely. Consider only the fields. Feel around with me—keep tuned!—see if there's anything at all here that we can grab hold of and manipulate, like an Op field except probably very much finer. I'll be completely damned if I can see how this type of Gunther generator can put out a manipulable field, but it must. That's the only—O-W-R-C-H-H!"
"Halfway's good enough, I think—you'll know when we get down there." Her thoughts connected with his as he continued, "Just forget about the machines entirely. Focus only on the fields. Feel around with me—stay alert!—and see if there's anything here we can grab and manipulate, kind of like an Op field but probably much finer. I honestly can’t figure out how this kind of Gunther generator can create a manipulable field, but it must. That’s the only—O-W-R-C-H-H!"
This last was a yell of pure mental agony. Both hands flew to his head, his face turned white, sweat poured, and he slumped down unconscious.
This last was a scream of pure mental pain. Both hands went to his head, his face turned pale, sweat poured down, and he collapsed unconscious.
He came to, however, as the other three were stretching him out on a davenport. Belle was mopping his face with a handkerchief.
He woke up, though, as the other three were laying him out on a couch. Belle was wiping his face with a tissue.
"What happened, Clee?" All three were exclaiming at once.
"What happened, Clee?" all three shouted at the same time.
"I found my manipulable field, but a bomb went off in my brain when I straightened it out." He searched his mind anxiously, then smiled. "But no damage done—just the opposite. It opened up a Gunther cell I didn't know I had. Didn't it sock you, too, Belle?"
"I found my area of control, but it felt like a bomb exploded in my brain when I figured it out." He searched his mind worriedly, then smiled. "But no harm done—just the opposite. It unlocked a Gunther cell I didn’t know was there. Didn't it hit you hard too, Belle?"
"Uh-uh," she said, more than half bitterly. "I must not have one. That makes you a Super-Prime, if I may name a new classification."
"Uh-uh," she said, more than half bitterly. "I can't have one. That makes you a Super-Prime, if I can name a new category."
"Nonsense! Of course you've got it. Unconscious, of course, like me, but without it you couldn't have conditioned the field. But why.... Oh, what bit me was the one conditioned to me."
"Nonsense! Of course you've got it. Unconscious, just like I am, but without it you couldn't have prepared the field. But why... Oh, the one that bit me was the one conditioned to me."
"Oh, nice!" Belle exclaimed. "Come on, Clee—let's go get mine!"
"Oh, awesome!" Belle said. "Come on, Clee—let's go get mine!"
"Do you want a bit of knowledge that badly, Belle?" Lola asked. "Besides, wait, he isn't strong enough yet."
"Do you really want to know that much, Belle?" Lola asked. "And besides, hold on, he's not strong enough yet."
"Of course he's strong enough. A little knock like that? Want it! I'd give my right leg and ... and almost anything for it. It didn't kill him, so it won't kill me."
"Of course he's strong enough. A little hit like that? Want it! I'd give my right leg and ... and almost anything for it. It didn’t kill him, so it won’t kill me."
"There may be an easier way," Garlock said. "I wouldn't wish a jolt like that onto my worst enemy. But that had two hundred kilovolts and four hundred kilogunts behind it. Since I know now where and what the cell is, I think I can open it up for you without being quite so rough."
"There might be a simpler way," Garlock said. "I wouldn't want to put that kind of shock on my worst enemy. But that had two hundred kilovolts and four hundred kilogunts powering it. Now that I know where the cell is and what it is, I think I can unlock it for you without being so harsh."
"Oh, lovely. Come in, quick! I'm ready now."
"Oh, great. Come in, hurry! I'm ready now."
Garlock went in; and wrought. It took longer—half an hour, in fact—but it was very much easier to take.
Garlock went in and got to work. It took longer—about half an hour, actually—but it was much easier to handle.
"What did it feel like, Belle?" Lola asked, eagerly. "You winced like he was drilling teeth and struck a couple of nerves."
"What was it like, Belle?" Lola asked, excitedly. "You flinched like he was drilling your teeth and hit a few nerves."
"Uh-uh. More like being stretched all out of shape. Like having a child, maybe, in a small way. Let's go, Clee!"
"Uh-uh. More like being completely stretched out of shape. Kind of like having a kid, maybe, in a small way. Let's go, Clee!"
They joined up and went.
They teamed up and left.
"Ha, there you are, you cantankerous little fabrication of nothings!" Belle said aloud, in a low, throaty, gloating voice. "Take that—and that! And now behave yourself. If you don't, mama spank—but good!" Then, breaking connection, "Thanks a million, Clee; you're tall, solid gold. Do you want to run some more tests, to see which of us is the intergalactic transporter?"
"Ha, there you are, you grumpy little creation of nonsense!" Belle said in a low, smug voice. "Take that—and that! Now behave yourself. If you don't, mom will spank you—but for real!" Then, breaking off, she said, "Thanks a million, Clee; you're awesome. Do you want to run some more tests to see which of us is the intergalactic transporter?"
"Not unless you do."
"Not unless you go for it."
"Who, me? I'll be tickled to death not to; just like I'd swallowed an ostrich feather. Back to Tellus, then?"
"Who, me? I'd be thrilled not to; it would feel like I swallowed an ostrich feather. Back to Tellus, then?"
"Tellus, here we come," Garlock said. "Jim, what are the Tellurian figures for exactly five hundred miles up?"
"Tellus, here we come," Garlock said. "Jim, what are the Tellurian stats for exactly five hundred miles up?"
"I'll punch 'em—got 'em in my head." James did so. "Shall Brownie and I set our blocks?"
"I'll hit them—I can picture it in my head." James did just that. "Should Brownie and I set up our blocks?"
"No," Belle said. "Nothing can interfere with us now."
"No," Belle said. "Nothing can get in our way now."
"Ready." Garlock sat down in the pilot's seat. "Cluster 'round, chum."
"Ready." Garlock settled into the pilot's seat. "Gather around, buddy."
Belle leaned against the back of the chair and put both arms around Garlock's neck. "I'm clustered."
Belle leaned back in the chair and wrapped her arms around Garlock's neck. "I'm feeling crowded."
"The spot we're shooting at is exactly over the exact center of the middle blast-pit at Port Gunther. In sync?"
"The location we're filming is directly above the center of the middle blast-pit at Port Gunther. Are we in sync?"
"To a skillionth of a whillionth of a microphase. I'm exactly on and locked. Shoot."
"To a skillionth of a whillionth of a microphase. I'm exactly on and locked. Go ahead."
"Now, you sheet-iron bucket of nuts and bolts, jump!" and Garlock snapped the red switch.
"Now, you metal bucket full of nuts and bolts, jump!" and Garlock flipped the red switch.
Earth lay beneath them. So did Port Gunther.
Earth lay beneath them. So did Port Gunther.
"Hu-u-u-uh!" Garlock's huge sigh held much more of relief than of triumph.
"Hu-u-u-uh!" Garlock's big sigh expressed way more relief than victory.
"They did it! We're home!" Lola shrieked; and, breaking into unashamed and unrestrained tears, went into her husband's extended arms.
"They did it! We're home!" Lola yelled, and, bursting into uncontrollable tears, rushed into her husband's outstretched arms.
"Cry ahead, sweet. I'd bawl myself if Garlock wasn't looking. Maybe I will, anyway," James said. Then, extending his right arm to Garlock and to Belle, "I was scared to death you couldn't make it except by back tracking. Good going, you two Primes," but his thoughts said vastly more than his words.
"Cry ahead, sweet. I'd break down myself if Garlock wasn't watching. Maybe I will, anyway,” James said. Then, extending his right arm to Garlock and Belle, “I was terrified you wouldn’t make it unless you backtracked. Good job, you two Primes,” but his thoughts conveyed much more than his words.
Belle's eyes, too, were wet; Garlock's own were not quite dry.
Belle's eyes were also wet; Garlock's weren't completely dry either.
"You weren't as sure as you looked, then, that we could do it the hard way," Belle said. "All inside, I was one quivering mass of jelly."
"You weren't as confident as you seemed, then, that we could do it the hard way," Belle said. "Inside, I was just a quivering mess."
"Afterward, you mean. You were solid as Gibraltar when I fired the charge. You're the kind of woman a man wants with him when the going's tough. Slide around here a little, so I can get hold of you."
"Afterward, you mean. You were as steady as a rock when I made my move. You're the kind of woman a guy wants by his side when things get rough. Move a bit closer, so I can grab you."
Garlock released Belle—finally—and turned to the pilot, who was just pulling a data-sheet from Compy the Computer. "How far did we miss target, Jim?"
Garlock finally let Belle go and turned to the pilot, who was just pulling a data sheet from Compy the Computer. "How far did we miss the target, Jim?"
James held up his right hand, thumb and forefinger forming a circle. "You're one point eight seven inches high, and off center point five three inches to the north northeast by east. I hereby award each of you the bronze medal of Marksman First. Shall I take her down now or do you want to check in from here first?"
James held up his right hand, with his thumb and forefinger making a circle. "You're one point eight seven inches tall, and off center by point five three inches to the north northeast by east. I’m officially awarding each of you the bronze medal for Marksman First. Should I take her down now, or do you want to check in from here first?"
"Neither ... I think. What do you think, Belle?"
"Neither do I... I think. What do you think, Belle?"
"Right. Not until you-know-what."
"Right. Not until the thing."
"Check. Until we decide whether or not to let them know just yet that we can handle the ship. If we do, how many of our taped reports we turn in and how many we toss down the chute."
"Check. Until we figure out if we're going to tell them that we can manage the ship. If we do, how many of our recorded reports we submit and how many we throw away."
"I get it!" James exclaimed, with a spreading grin. "That, my dear people, is something I never expected to live long enough to see—our straight-laced Doctor Garlock applying the Bugger Factor to a research problem!"
"I get it!" James exclaimed, his grin widening. "That, my dear friends, is something I never thought I’d live long enough to see—our strict Doctor Garlock using the Bugger Factor on a research problem!"
"I prefer the term 'Monk's Coefficient,' myself," Garlock said, "from the standpoint of mathematical rigor."
"I personally prefer the term 'Monk's Coefficient,'" Garlock said, "for the sake of mathematical accuracy."
"At Polytech we called it 'Finagle's Formula'," Belle commented. "The most widely applicable operator known."
"At Polytech, we referred to it as 'Finagle's Formula,'" Belle said. "It's the most universally applicable operator out there."
"Have you three lost your minds?" Lola demanded. "That's nothing to joke about—you wouldn't destroy official reports! All that astronomy and anthropology that nobody ever even dreamed of before? You couldn't! Not possibly!"
"Have you three lost your minds?" Lola asked. "That's not something to joke about—you wouldn't destroy official reports! All that astronomy and anthropology that nobody ever even dreamed of before? You couldn't! Not possibly!"
"Each of us knows just as well as you do how much data we have, exactly how new and startling it is; but we've thought ahead farther than you have. None of us likes the idea of destroying it a bit better than you do. We won't, either, without your full, unreserved, wholehearted consent, nor without your fixed, iron-clad, unshakable determination never to reveal any least bit of it."
"Each of us knows just as well as you do how much data we have and how new and surprising it is; but we've thought ahead further than you have. None of us likes the idea of getting rid of it any more than you do. We won't do that without your full, unreserved, wholehearted consent, or without your strong, unwavering determination to never reveal even the smallest piece of it."
"That language is far too strong for me. I'd like to be able to go along with you, but on those terms, I simply can't."
"That language is way too intense for me. I wish I could support you, but under those conditions, I just can't."
"I think you can, when you've thought it through. You've met Alonzo P. Ferber, haven't you? Read him?"
"I believe you can, once you've really thought it over. You've met Alonzo P. Ferber, right? Have you read him?"
"One glimpse; that was all I could stand. He pawed me mentally and wanted to paw me physically, the first time I ever saw him."
"Just one glance; that was all I could handle. He pushed me mentally and wanted to touch me physically, the first time I ever saw him."
"Check. So I'm going to ask you two questions, which you may answer as an anthropologist, as Lola Montandon, as Mrs. James James James the Ninth, as a member of our team, or as any other character you choose to assume. Remembering that Ferber's a Gunther First—and pretends to be an Operator whenever he can get away with it—should he, or anyone like him, ever be allowed to visit Hodell? Second question: if there is any possible way for him to get there, can he be made to stay away?"
"Check. I'm going to ask you two questions that you can answer as an anthropologist, as Lola Montandon, as Mrs. James James James the Ninth, as a member of our team, or any other character you want to be. Keeping in mind that Ferber's a Gunther First—and pretends to be an Operator whenever he can get away with it—should he, or anyone like him, ever be allowed to visit Hodell? Second question: if there's any possible way for him to get there, can we make sure he stays away?"
"Oh ... Grand Lady Neldine and that perfectly stunning Grand Lady Lemphi they picked out for Jim ... they're such nice people ... and the Gunther genes...." As Lola thought on, her expressive face showed a variety of conflicting emotions before it hardened into decision. "The answer to both questions—the only possible answer—is no. I subscribe; on the exact terms you stipulated. And you don't believe, Clee, that my thesis had anything to do with my holding out at first?"
"Oh ... Grand Lady Neldine and that absolutely stunning Grand Lady Lemphi they chose for Jim ... they're such nice people ... and the Gunther genes...." As Lola reflected, her expressive face displayed a mix of conflicting emotions before it set into determination. "The answer to both questions—the only possible answer—is no. I agree; on the exact terms you specified. And you don't really think, Clee, that my thesis had anything to do with my hesitation at first?"
"Certainly I don't. Besides...."
"Definitely not. Plus...."
"What thesis?" Belle asked.
"What thesis?" Belle asked.
"For my Ph.D. in anthropology. I thought I had it made, but it just went down the chute. And I don't know if any of you realize just how nearly impossible it is to make a really worthwhile original contribution to science in that field."
"For my Ph.D. in anthropology, I thought I was set, but it all went downhill. And I don't know if any of you understand just how close to impossible it is to make a truly significant original contribution to science in that field."
"As I started to tell you, Brownie," Garlock said, "I don't think you've lost a thing. There's a bigger and better one coming up."
"As I was saying, Brownie," Garlock said, "I don't think you've lost anything. There's a bigger and better one coming up."
"What?"
"What?"
"Sh-h-h-h," Belle stage-whispered. "He's got a theory—such a weirdie that he won't talk about it to anybody."
"Sh-h-h-h," Belle stage-whispered. "He's got this theory—it's so strange that he won't share it with anyone."
"It isn't a theory yet—at least, not ripe enough to pick—but it's something more than a hunch," Garlock said.
"It isn't a theory yet—at least, not ready to be taken seriously—but it's more than just a gut feeling," Garlock said.
"But what could possibly make as good a thesis as those extra-galactic tapes?" Lola wailed. "They would have made my thesis a summer breeze."
"But what could possibly be as great a thesis as those extra-galactic tapes?" Lola cried. "They would have made my thesis a walk in the park."
"More like a hurricane—the hottest thing since doctorate disputations first started," Garlock said. "However, as I started to say twice before, it still will be. Intra-galactic tapes will be just as good. In this case, better."
"More like a hurricane—the hottest topic since PhD debates first began," Garlock said. "Anyway, as I’ve almost mentioned a couple of times before, it still will be. Intra-galactic recordings will be just as good. In this case, even better."
"W-e-l-l ... possibly. But we haven't any."
"W-e-l-l ... maybe. But we don’t have any."
"That is what this conference is about. We can't destroy the stuff we have unless we can replace it with something better. My idea is that we should visit a few—say fifty—Tellus-type planets in this galaxy; the ones closest to Tellus. I'm pretty sure they'll be inhabited by Homo Sapiens. There's a chance, of course, that they'll be like Hodell and the others we've seen; in which case I don't see how we can keep Gunther genes confined to Earth. However, I'm pretty sure in my own mind that we'll find them all very much like Tellus, Gunther and all. What would you think of that for a thesis, Lola?"
"That's what this conference is all about. We can't get rid of what we have unless we can replace it with something better. My idea is that we should explore a few—let's say fifty—Tellus-type planets in this galaxy; the ones closest to Tellus. I'm pretty sure they'll be inhabited by Homo Sapiens. Of course, there's a chance they'll be like Hodell and the others we've encountered; in which case, I don't see how we can keep Gunther genes limited to Earth. However, I'm pretty convinced that we'll find them all very much like Tellus, Gunther and all. What do you think about that for a thesis, Lola?"
"Oh, wonderful!"
"Oh, amazing!"
"Okay. Now to get back to whether we want to check in or not. I don't like to duck out without letting them know we can handle this heap—after a fashion, that is; they don't need to know we can really handle it—but we've got nothing we can report and Fatso will blow his stack—Oh-oh! Should've remembered Tellus isn't Hodell; the tri-di's setting up! Belle, you take it. She'd give me Fatso, because he wants to chew me out, but she won't put him on for you. Cut her throat, but good! Brownie, hide somewhere! Jim, set up for Beta Centauri—not Alpha, but Beta—and fast! Give her hell, Belle!" Garlock sent this last thought from behind a davenport, from which hiding-place he could see the tri-di screen and both Belle and James; but anyone on the screen could not see him.
"Okay. Now, about whether we should check in or not. I really don’t like disappearing without letting them know we can handle this mess—at least somewhat; they don’t need to know that we can actually manage it—but we’ve got nothing to report and Fatso will freak out—Oh, I should’ve remembered Tellus isn’t Hodell; the tri-di is coming online! Belle, you handle it. She’d give me Fatso because he wants to chew me out, but she won’t put him through to you. Just take care of it, alright? Brownie, find a place to hide! Jim, set up for Beta Centauri—not Alpha, but Beta—and make it quick! Give her hell, Belle!" Garlock sent this last thought from behind a couch, where he could see the tri-di screen and both Belle and James; but anyone on the screen couldn’t see him.
Miss Foster's likeness appeared upon the screen. Chancellor Ferber's secretary was a big woman, but not fat; middle-aged, gray-haired, wearing consciously the aura and the domineering, overbearing expression of a woman who has great power and an even greater drive to exert her authority.
Miss Foster's image appeared on the screen. Chancellor Ferber's secretary was a tall woman, but not overweight; middle-aged, with gray hair, exuding a commanding presence and an assertive expression typical of someone with significant power and an even stronger desire to assert her authority.
"Why haven't you reported in?" Miss Foster snapped, with a glare that was pure frost. "You arrived thirteen minutes ago. Such delay is inexcusable. Get Garlock."
"Why haven’t you checked in?" Miss Foster snapped, her glare icy. "You got here thirteen minutes ago. That kind of delay is unacceptable. Get Garlock."
"Captain Garlock is off-watch; asleep. I, Commander Bellamy, am in command." Standing stiffly at attention, Belle paused to exchange glares with the woman across the big desk. If Miss Foster's was frost, Commander Bellamy's was helium ice.
"Captain Garlock is off-duty; asleep. I'm Commander Bellamy, and I'm in charge." Standing rigidly at attention, Belle paused to throw glares at the woman across the large desk. If Miss Foster's glare was icy, Commander Bellamy's was like frozen helium.
"Ready to go, Jim?" Belle flashed the thought.
"Ready to go, Jim?" Belle thought.
"Half a minute yet."
"Still half a minute."
"Any time after I sign off. Pick your own spot." Then aloud into the screen: "I will report to Chancellor Ferber. I will not report to Chancellor Ferber's secretary."
"Any time after I sign off. Choose your own place." Then speaking into the screen: "I will report to Chancellor Ferber. I will not report to Chancellor Ferber's assistant."
"Doctor James!" Miss Foster's voice was neither as cold nor as steady as it had been. "Bring that ship down at once!"
"Doctor James!" Miss Foster's voice was neither as cold nor as steady as it used to be. "Bring that ship down right now!"
James made no sign that he had heard the order. Belle stood changelessly stiff. She had not for an instant taken her coldly competent eyes from those of the woman on the ground. Her emotionless, ultra-refrigerated voice went, as ever, directly into the screen.
James showed no indication that he heard the command. Belle stood perfectly still. She didn’t take her cold, capable eyes off the woman on the ground for even a moment. Her emotionless, icy voice went, as always, straight into the screen.
"I trust that this conversation is being recorded?"
"I assume this conversation is being recorded?"
"It certainly is!"
"It really is!"
"Good. I want it on record that we, the personnel of the starship Pleiades, are not subject to the verbal orders of the Chancellor's secretary. You will now connect me with Chancellor Ferber, please."
"Good. I want it on record that we, the crew of the starship Pleiades, are not obligated to follow the verbal commands of the Chancellor's secretary. Please connect me with Chancellor Ferber now."
"The Chancellor is in conference and is not to be disturbed. I have authority to act for him. You will report to me, and do it right now." Foster's voice rose almost to a scream.
"The Chancellor is in a meeting and shouldn't be disturbed. I have the authority to act on his behalf. You will report to me, and do it right now." Foster's voice nearly turned into a shout.
"That ground has been covered. Since you have taken it upon yourself to exceed your authority to such an extent as to refuse to connect the officer in command of the Pleiades with the Chancellor, I cannot report to him either the reasons why we are not landing at this time or when we expect to return to Tellus. You are advised that we may leave at any instant, just like that!" Belle snapped her finger under the imaged nose. "You may inform the Chancellor, or not inform him if you prefer, that our control of the starship Pleiades is something less than perfect. I do not know exactly how many seconds longer we will be here. Commander Bellamy signing off. Over and out."
"That topic has already been discussed. Since you've decided to overstep your authority by refusing to connect the officer in charge of the Pleiades with the Chancellor, I can't report to him the reasons for our delay or when we plan to return to Tellus. Just so you know, we could leave at any moment, just like that!" Belle snapped her fingers under the projected nose. "You can let the Chancellor know, or choose not to, that our control of the starship Pleiades isn't exactly perfect. I can't say how many more seconds we'll be here. Commander Bellamy signing off. Over and out."
"Commander Bellamy, indeed! Commander my left foot!" Miss Foster was screaming now, in thwarted fury. "You're no more a commander than my lowest office-girl is! Just wait 'till you get down here, you green-haired hussy, you shameless notor...." The set went instantaneously from full volume to zero sound as James drove the red button home.
"Commander Bellamy, really! Commander, my foot!" Miss Foster was now screaming in frustrated anger. "You're no more a commander than my lowest office worker! Just wait until you get down here, you green-haired hussy, you shameless...." The sound went from full blast to complete silence as James pressed the red button.
"Belle, you honey!" Garlock scrambled out from behind the davenport, seized her around the waist, and swung her, feet high in air, through four full circles before he let her down and kissed her vigorously. "You little sweetheart! You're the first living human being ever to really pull Foster's cork!"
"Belle, you darling!" Garlock jumped out from behind the couch, grabbed her around the waist, and spun her around, her feet flying in the air, through four complete circles before he set her down and kissed her passionately. "You little sweetheart! You're the first person ever to truly get Foster's cork out!"
"What a goat-getting!" James applauded. "That will go down in history as the star-spangled act of the century."
"What a goat-getting!" James cheered. "That’s going to be remembered as the standout performance of the century."
Belle was, however, unusually diffident. "I stuck my neck out a mile—worse, Clee's. I'm sorry, Clee. I had to have some weight to throw around, and I had only a second to think, and that was the first thing I thought of, and after half a minute she made me so damn mad that I went entirely too far."
Belle was, however, unusually shy. "I really put myself on the line—worse, Clee's. I'm sorry, Clee. I needed some leverage, and I only had a second to think, and that was the first thing that came to mind, and after half a minute, she made me so damn mad that I went way too far."
"Uh-uh. Just far enough. That was a perfect job."
"Uh-uh. Just far enough. That was a perfect job."
"But she'll never forget that, and she'll crucify you, as well as me, when we land. She knows I'm not a commander."
"But she'll never forget that, and she'll blame you, as well as me, when we get there. She knows I'm not a leader."
"She just thinks you ain't. The official log will show, though, that after only one day out I discovered that we should all be officers—one captain and three commanders—with pay and perquisites of rank. I'll think up good and sufficient reasons for it between now and when I make up the log."
"She just thinks you’re not. The official log will show, though, that after just one day out I figured out that we should all be officers—one captain and three commanders—with salary and benefits of rank. I’ll come up with solid reasons for it between now and when I write up the log."
"But you can't! Or can you, really?"
"But you can't! Or can you, actually?"
"Well, nobody told me I couldn't, so I assumed the right. Besides, you didn't tell her commander of what, so I'll make it stick, too—see if I don't. Or else I'll tear two or three offices apart finding out why I can't. You can be sure of that."
"Well, no one told me I couldn't, so I figured it was fine. Plus, you didn’t inform her commander about anything, so I’ll make it work—just watch me. Otherwise, I’ll search through a couple of offices to figure out why I can’t. You can bet on that."
"All that may not be necessary," Lola said. "That tape will never be heard. I'll bet she's erased it already."
"All that might not be needed," Lola said. "That tape will never see the light of day. I bet she's already deleted it."
"Perhaps; but ours isn't going to be erased—it will be heard exactly where it will do the most good."
"Maybe; but ours isn't going to be erased—it will be heard exactly where it can do the most good."
"I'm awfully glad you don't think we're on the hook. All that's left, then, is that second-in-command business. Both of you know, of course, that that was just window-dressing."
"I'm really glad you don't think we're in trouble. So, the only thing left is that second-in-command issue. You both know, of course, that was just for show."
"You were telling the truth and didn't know it," James said, cheerfully. "You have actually been second-in-command ever since the drive tests."
"You were telling the truth and didn't realize it," James said, happily. "You've actually been second-in-command since the drive tests."
"I haven't, and I won't. Surely you don't think I'm enough of a heel, Jim, to step on your toes like that?"
"I haven't, and I won't. Surely you don't think I'm enough of a jerk, Jim, to step on your toes like that?"
"Nothing like that involved. You tell her, Clee."
"Nothing like that going on. You tell her, Clee."
"Gunther ability is what counts. You're a Prime, Jim's an Operator; so, now that we can handle the heap, you'll have to be second-in-command whether you like it or not. Any time you can out-Gunther me we'll trade places. And you won't have to take the job away from me—I'll give it to you."
"Gunther's ability is what matters. You're a Prime, and Jim's an Operator; so now that we can manage the situation, you'll have to be second-in-command whether you like it or not. Anytime you can out-Gunther me, we'll switch roles. And you won't have to take the position from me—I'll hand it over to you."
"But ... no hard feelings, Jim? No reservations? Screens down?"
"But ... no hard feelings, Jim? No doubts? Screens off?"
"None whatever. In fact, I'm relieved. I'm Gunthered for this board here—for that one I'm not. Come in and look; and shake on it."
"None at all. Honestly, I'm relieved. I'm stuck on this board here—but not on that one. Come in and take a look; then let's shake on it."
Belle looked; and while they were shaking hands, she flashed a thought at Lola. "Do you know that we've got two of the finest men that ever lived?"
Belle looked; and while they were shaking hands, she sent a thought to Lola. "Do you know that we have two of the greatest guys ever?"
"I've known that for a long time," Lola flashed back, "but you've hardly started to realize what they really are."
"I've known that for a long time," Lola shot back, "but you barely understand what they really are."
"Well, shall we start earning our pay and perquisites by getting to work on this planet, that we haven't even looked—wait a minute! We're just about to open up the galaxy, aren't we?"
"Alright, should we start earning our salary and benefits by getting to work on this planet, which we haven't even checked out—hold on! We’re just about to explore the galaxy, right?"
They were.
They were.
"Then there'll have to be some kind of a unifying and correlating authority—a Galactic Council or something—and the quicker it's set up the better; the less confusion and turmoil and jockeying-for-position there will be. Question: should this authority be political?"
"Then there will need to be some sort of unifying and coordinating authority—a Galactic Council or something—and the sooner it’s established, the better; that way there will be less confusion, chaos, and competition for power. Question: should this authority be political?"
"It should not!" James declared. "It takes United Worlds seven solid days of debate to decide whether or not to buy one lead pencil."
"It shouldn't not!" James declared. "It takes the United Worlds a full week of discussion just to decide if they should buy a single pencil."
"Military—or naval, I suppose it'd be—that's what Clee's driving at," Belle said. "You're wonderful, Clee—simply priceless! We're officers of the brand-new Galactic Navy. Subject to civilian control, of course, but the civilians will be the United Galaxian Societies of the Galaxy, and nobody else. Beautiful, Clee! There are ten Operators, Jim. Right?"
"Military—or naval, I guess that's what Clee means," Belle said. "You're amazing, Clee—absolutely priceless! We’re officers of the brand-new Galactic Navy. Of course, we're under civilian control, but the civilians will be the United Galaxian Societies of the Galaxy, and no one else. Beautiful, Clee! There are ten Operators, Jim. Right?"
"Check. Brownie and I are here; the other eight are running the Galaxian Society under Clee. And the whole Society eats out of his hand."
"Check. Brownie and I are here; the other eight are running the Galaxian Society under Clee. And the whole Society hangs on his every word."
"I don't know about that, but Belle and I together could swing it, I think."
"I’m not sure about that, but I think Belle and I together could handle it."
"I'll say we could," Belle breathed. "And I simply can't wait to see you kick Fatso's teeth in with this one!"
"I'll say we could," Belle said with excitement. "And I just can't wait to see you beat Fatso up with this one!"
"I don't like the word 'Navy'," Garlock said. "It's tied definitely to warfare. How about calling it the 'Galactic Service'? Applicable to either war or peace. Brass Hats will think of us in terms of war, even though we will actually work for peace. Any objections?"
"I don't like the word 'Navy,'" Garlock said. "It's definitely linked to warfare. How about we call it the 'Galactic Service'? It applies to both war and peace. The brass hats will think of us in terms of war, even though we'll actually be working for peace. Any objections?"
There were no objections.
No objections.
"About the uniforms," Lola said, eagerly. "Space-black and star-white, with chromium comets and things on the shoulders...."
"About the uniforms," Lola said excitedly. "Space black and star white, with chrome comets and stuff on the shoulders...."
"To hell with uniforms," Garlock broke in. "Why do women have to go off the deep end on clothes?"
"Forget uniforms," Garlock interrupted. "Why do women have to go all crazy over clothes?"
"She's right—you're wrong, Clee," James said. "Without a uniform you won't get off the ground, not even with the Society. And you'll be talking to Top Planetary Brass. Also, they're Gunthered plenty—you can feel their Op field clear out here."
"She's right—you’re wrong, Clee," James said. "Without a uniform, you won’t get anywhere, not even with the Society. And you’ll be talking to the top brass from Planetary. Plus, they’re definitely on guard—you can feel their Op field from way out here."
"Could be," Garlock conceded. "Okay, you girls dope it out to suit yourselves. But think you can stand it, Belle, to wear more than twelve square inches of clothes?"
"Maybe," Garlock agreed. "Alright, you girls figure it out for yourselves. But do you think you can handle it, Belle, to wear more than twelve square inches of clothes?"
"Wait 'til you see it, chum. I've been designing a uniform for myself for positively years."
"Just wait until you see it, buddy. I've been working on a uniform for myself for literally years."
"I can't wait. And you're a captain, of course."
"I can't wait. And you're a captain, obviously."
"Huh? You can't have two cap.... Oh, I see. Primes. I appreciate that, Clee. Thanks."
"Huh? You can't have two cap.... Oh, I get it. Primes. I really appreciate that, Clee. Thanks."
"Hold on, both of you," James said. "You haven't thought this through far enough. Suppose we meet forces already organized? Better start high than low. You've got to be top admiral, Clee."
"Wait a minute, you two," James said. "You haven't considered this deeply enough. What if we run into forces that are already set up? It's better to start at the top than the bottom. You need to be the top admiral, Clee."
"Rocket-oil! Suppose we don't find anything at all?"
"Rocket-oil! What if we don't find anything?"
"You're right, Jim," Belle said. "Clee, you talk like a man with a paper nose. It's you who's been yowling for two solid years about being ready for anything. We've got to do just that."
"You're right, Jim," Belle said. "Clee, you sound like a guy with a paper nose. It's you who's been complaining for two full years about being ready for anything. We have to do just that."
"Correction accepted. Brief me."
"Correction accepted. Update me."
"Ranks should be different from those of United Worlds. They should be descriptive, but impressive. Tops could be Galactic Admiral. That's you. Vice Galactic Admiral; me...."
"Ranks should be different from those of the United Worlds. They should be descriptive, but impressive. The top rank could be Galactic Admiral. That's you. Vice Galactic Admiral; that’s me...."
"Galactic Vice Admiral would be better," Lola said.
"Galactic Vice Admiral would sound better," Lola said.
"Accepted. Those two we'll make stick come hell or space-warps. Right?"
"Got it. We'll make sure those two stick no matter what, even if it means dealing with crazy challenges. Sound good?"
Garlock did not reply immediately. "Up to either one of two points," he agreed, finally.
Garlock didn’t respond right away. “It could go either way,” he agreed at last.
"What points?"
"What are the points?"
"War, or being out-Gunthered. Top Gunther takes top place; man, woman, bird, beast, fish, or bug-eyed monster."
"War, or being out-Gunthered. The top Gunther claims the top spot; man, woman, bird, beast, fish, or alien creature."
"Oh." Belle was staggered for a moment. "No war, of course. As to the other ... I hadn't thought of that."
"Oh." Belle was taken aback for a moment. "No war, of course. As for the other ... I hadn't considered that."
"There are a lot of things none of us has thought of, but as amended I'll buy it."
"There are a lot of things none of us has thought of, but as changed, I'll buy it."
"Then several Regional Admirals, each with his Regional Vice Admiral. Then System Admirals and Vices, and World or Planetary—naming the planet, you know—Admirals and Vices. Let the various Galaxian Societies take over from there down. How do you like them potatoes, Buster?"
"Then there were several Regional Admirals, each with their Regional Vice Admiral. Then there were System Admirals and their Vices, and World or Planetary—naming the planet, you know—Admirals and Vices. Let the various Galaxian Societies handle it from there. How do you like them apples, Buster?"
"Nice. And formal address, intra-ship, will be Mister and Miss. Jim and Brownie?"
"Great. And the formal way to address each other on the ship will be Mister and Miss, right? Jim and Brownie?"
They liked it. "Where do we fit in?" James asked.
They liked it. "Where do we fit in?" James asked.
"Pick your own spots," Garlock said.
"Choose your own locations," Garlock said.
"If we stick to the Solar System we aren't so apt to get bumped by Primes. So make me Solar System Admiral and Brownie my Vice."
"If we stay within the Solar System, we're less likely to be hit by Primes. So, make me the Solar System Admiral and Brownie my Vice."
"Okay. How long will it take you, Belle, to materialize those uniforms?"
"Okay. How long will it take you, Belle, to get those uniforms ready?"
"Fifteen seconds longer than it takes the converter to scan us. Lola's color scheme is right, and I've got everything else down to the last curlicue of chrome. Let's go."
"Fifteen seconds longer than it takes the converter to scan us. Lola's color scheme is spot on, and I've got everything else perfect down to the last curl of chrome. Let's go."
They went: and came back into the Main in uniform. Belle had really done a job.
They left and returned to the Main in uniform. Belle had really done an impressive job.
That of the men, while something on the spectacular side, was more or less conventional, with stiff-visored, screened, heavily-chromed caps; but the women's! Slippers, overseas caps, shorts and jackets—but what jackets!
That of the men, while a bit flashy, was pretty standard, with stiff-brimmed, screened, heavily-chromed caps; but the women's! Slippers, overseas caps, shorts and jackets—but what jackets!
"Well...." Garlock said, after examining the two girls speechlessly for a good half minute. "It doesn't look exactly like a spray-on job; but if you ever take a deep breath it'll split from here to there. Fly off—leave you naked as a jay-bird."
"Well...." Garlock said, after staring at the two girls in silence for a good half minute. "It doesn't look exactly like a spray-on job; but if you ever take a deep breath, it'll split from here to there. Fly off—leave you as bare as a jaybird."
"Oh, no. The fabric stretches a little. See? Nothing like a sweater, but a similar effect—perhaps a bit more so."
"Oh, no. The fabric stretches a bit. See? It's nothing like a sweater, but it has a similar effect—maybe even a bit more."
"Quite a bit more so, I'd say. However, since Operators and Primes are automatically stacked like Tennick Towers, I don't suppose your recruits will be unduly perturbed at, or will squawk too much about, overexposure. Are we finally ready to go down and get to work?"
"Definitely more than that, I’d say. Still, since Operators and Primes are automatically stacked like Tennick Towers, I doubt your recruits will be too bothered by or complain much about overexposure. Are we finally ready to head down and get to work?"
"I am," James said. "How do you want to handle it?"
"I am," James said. "How do you want to deal with it?"
"Run a search pattern. Belle and I will center their Op field and check on Ops and Primes. You two probe at will."
"Run a search pattern. Belle and I will focus on their Op field and check on Ops and Primes. You two can explore as you like."
Around and around the planet, in brief bursts of completely incomprehensible speed, the huge ship darted; the biggest, solidest, yet most elusive and fantastic "flying saucer" ever to visit that world. The tremendous oceans and six great continents were traversed; the ice-caps; the frigid, the temperate, and the torrid zones. Wherever she went, powerful and efficient radar scanned and tracked her; wherever she went, excitement seethed.
Around and around the planet, in quick bursts of totally incomprehensible speed, the massive ship zipped along; the largest, sturdiest, yet most elusive and amazing "flying saucer" ever to visit that world. The vast oceans and six great continents were crossed; the ice caps; the frigid, temperate, and tropical zones. Wherever it went, powerful and efficient radar scanned and tracked it; wherever it went, excitement bubbled over.
"Beta Centauri Five," Garlock reported, after a few minutes. "Margonia, they call it. Biggest continent and nation named Nargoda. Capital city Margon; Margon Base on coast nearby. Lots of Gunther Firsts. All the real Gunther, though, is clear across the continent. They're building a starship. Fourteen Ops and two Primes—man and woman. Deggi Delcamp's a big bruiser, with a God-awful lot of stuff. Ugly as hell, though. He's a bossy type."
"Beta Centauri Five," Garlock said after a few minutes. "They call it Margonia. The biggest continent and nation is Nargoda. The capital city is Margon, with Margon Base close by. There are a lot of Gunther Firsts here. The real Gunther, though, is all the way across the continent. They're working on a starship. Fourteen Ops and two Primes—a man and a woman. Deggi Delcamp is a big guy, with a ton of gear. He’s really ugly, though. He’s the bossy type."
"I'm amazed," James played it straight. "I thought all male Primes would be just like you. Timorous Timmies."
"I'm amazed," James said earnestly. "I figured all male Primes would be just like you. Timid Timmies."
"Huh? Oh...." Garlock was taken slightly aback, but went on quickly, "What do you think of your opposite number, Belle?" He whistled a wolf-call and made hour-glass motions with his hands. "I'd thought of trading you in on a new model, but Fao Talaho is no bargain, either—and nobody's push-over."
"Huh? Oh...." Garlock was a bit surprised, but quickly continued, "What do you think of your counterpart, Belle?" He whistled a wolf-call and made hourglass gestures with his hands. "I considered swapping you for a new model, but Fao Talaho isn’t a steal either—and nobody's an easy target."
"Trade! You tomcat!" Belle's nostrils flared. "You know what that bleached-blonde tried to do? High-hat me!"
"Trade! You tomcat!" Belle's nostrils flared. "Do you know what that fake blonde tried to do? She tried to act all superior with me!"
"I noticed. When we four get down to business, face to face, there should be some interesting by-products."
"I noticed. When the four of us get together, face to face, there should be some interesting outcomes."
"You chirped it, boss. Primes seem to be such nice people." James rolled his eyes upward and steepled his hands. "If you've got all the dope, no use finishing this search pattern."
"You said it, boss. Primes really do seem like such nice people." James rolled his eyes and put his hands together. "If you have all the information, there's no point in continuing this search pattern."
"Go ahead. Window dressing. The Brass hasn't any idea of what's going on, any more than ours did."
"Go ahead. It's just for show. The management has no clue what's happening, just like ours didn't."
The search went on until, "This is it," James reported. "Where? Over Margon Base?"
The search continued until James said, "This is it." "Where? Above Margon Base?"
"Check. Kick us over there, ten or twelve hundred miles up."
"Check. Kick us over there, about a thousand or twelve hundred miles away."
"On the way, boss. Looks like your theory is about ready to pick."
"On the way, boss. It seems like your theory is almost ready to go."
"It isn't much of a theory yet; just that cultural and evolutionary patterns should be more or less homogeneous within galaxies. Until it can explain why so many out-galaxies are just alike it doesn't amount to much. By the way, I'm glad you people insisted on organization and rank and uniforms. The Brass is going to take a certain amount of convincing. Take over, Brownie—this is your dish."
"It’s not really a solid theory yet; it just suggests that cultural and evolutionary patterns should be pretty similar within galaxies. Until it can explain why so many things outside our galaxy are so alike, it doesn’t hold much weight. By the way, I’m glad you all pushed for organization, rank, and uniforms. The higher-ups are going to need some convincing. Take over, Brownie—this is your area."
"I was afraid of that."
"I feared that."
The others watched Lola drive her probe—a diamond-clear, razor-sharp bolt of thought that no Gunther First could possibly either wield or stop—down into the innermost private office of that immense and far-flung base. Through Lola's inner eyes they saw a tall, trim, handsome, fiftyish man in a resplendent uniform of purple and gold; they watched her brush aside that officer's hard-held mental block.
The others watched Lola guide her probe—a crystal-clear, sharp bolt of thought that no Gunther First could possibly wield or stop—into the deepest private office of that vast, distant base. Through Lola's inner vision, they saw a tall, fit, handsome man in his fifties, dressed in a striking uniform of purple and gold; they observed her push past that officer's strong mental barrier.
"I greet you, Supreme Grand Marshal Entlore, Highest Commander of the Armed Forces of Nargoda. This is the starship Pleiades, of System Sol, Planet Tellus. I am Sol-System Vice-Admiral Lola Montandon. I have with me as guests three of my superior officers of the Galactic Service, including the Galactic Admiral himself. We are making a good-will tour of the Tellus-Type planets of this region of space. I request permission to land and information as to your landing conventions. The landing pad—bottom—of the Pleiades is flat; sixty feet wide by one hundred twenty feet long. Area loading is approximately eight tons per square foot. Solid, dry ground is perfectly satisfactory. While we land vertically, with little or no shock impact, I prefer not to risk damaging your pavement."
"I greet you, Supreme Grand Marshal Entlore, Highest Commander of the Armed Forces of Nargoda. This is the starship Pleiades from the Sol System, Planet Earth. I am Sol-System Vice-Admiral Lola Montandon. I have with me as guests three of my superior officers from the Galactic Service, including the Galactic Admiral himself. We are on a goodwill tour of the Earth-like planets in this region of space. I request permission to land and information about your landing procedures. The landing pad on the bottom of the Pleiades is flat; sixty feet wide by one hundred twenty feet long. The area loading is approximately eight tons per square foot. Solid, dry ground is perfectly fine. While we land vertically, with little to no impact, I prefer not to risk damaging your pavement."
They all felt the Marshal's thoughts race. "Starship! Tellus—Sol, that insignificant Type G dwarf! Interstellar travel a commonplace! A ship that size and weight—an organized, uniformed, functioning Galaxy-wide Navy and they don't want to damage my pavement! My God!"
They all sensed the Marshal’s thoughts racing. "Starship! Tellus—Sol, that tiny Type G dwarf! Interstellar travel is routine! A ship that size and weight—an organized, uniformed, operational Galaxy-wide Navy, and they’re worried about damaging my pavement! My God!"
"Good going, Brownie! Kiss her for me, Jim." Garlock flashed the thought.
"Nice job, Brownie! Give her a kiss for me, Jim." Garlock sent the thought.
Entlore, realizing that his every thought was being read, pulled himself together. "I admit that I was shocked, Admiral Montandon. But landing—really, I have nothing to do with landings. They are handled by...."
Entlore, realizing that his every thought was being read, composed himself. "I admit I was taken aback, Admiral Montandon. But landing—honestly, I have nothing to do with landings. They are managed by...."
"I realize that, sir; but you realize that no underling could possibly authorize my landing. That is why I always start at the top. Besides, I do not like to waste time on officers of much lower rank than my own, and," Lola allowed a strong tinge of good humor to creep into her thought, "the bigger they are, the less apt they are to pass the well-known buck."
"I get that, sir; but you know that no subordinate could ever approve my landing. That’s why I always go straight to the top. Plus, I don’t like wasting time with officers who are much lower in rank than I am, and," Lola let a hint of good humor slip into her thoughts, "the higher they are, the less likely they are to pass the well-known buck."
"You have had experience, I see," the Marshal laughed. He did have a sense of humor. "While landing here is forbidden—top secret, you know—would my refusal mean much to you?"
"You've got experience, I see," the Marshal laughed. He did have a sense of humor. "Even though landing here is off-limits—top secret, you know—would my refusal really matter to you?"
"Having made satisfactory contact, I introduce you to Galactic Admiral Garlock. Take over, sir, please."
"Now that we've made contact, let me introduce you to Galactic Admiral Garlock. Please take over, sir."
Entlore winced, for the probe Garlock used then compared to Lola's very much as a diamond drill compares to a piece of soft brass pipe.
Entlore winced, because the probe Garlock used then felt like a diamond drill compared to a piece of soft brass pipe.
"It would mean everything to us," Garlock assured him. "Our mission is a perfectly friendly one. We will have a friendly visit or none. If you do not care for our friendship, another nation will."
"It would mean everything to us," Garlock assured him. "Our mission is completely friendly. We'll have a friendly visit, or we won’t come at all. If you’re not interested in our friendship, another nation will be."
"That wouldn't do, either, of course." Entlore paused in thought. "It boils down to this: I must either welcome you or destroy you."
"That wouldn't work either, of course." Entlore paused to think. "It comes down to this: I either have to welcome you or get rid of you."
"You may try." Garlock grinned in frankly self-satisfied amusement. "However, the best you can do is lithium-hydride fusion missiles in the hundreds-of-megatons range. Firecrackers. Every once in a while a planet has to try a few such things on us before it will believe that we are powerful as well as friendly. Would you like to test our defenses? If so, I will neither take offense nor retaliate."
"You can give it a shot." Garlock smiled with obvious self-satisfaction. "But the most you're capable of is lithium-hydride fusion missiles in the hundreds of megatons range. Just firecrackers. Now and then, a planet has to launch a few of those at us before it realizes that we’re both powerful and friendly. Want to test our defenses? If you do, I won't be offended or retaliate."
Supreme Grand Marshal Entlore was floored. "Why ... er ... not at all. I read in your mind...." He broke off, to quell an invasion into his own private office. "Damn it, keep still!" all four "heard" him yell. "I know they ran a search pattern. I know that, too. I know everything about it, I tell you! I'm in full rapport with their Supreme Grand Admiral. There's only the one ship, they're friendly, and I'm inviting them to land here on Margon Base. Give that to the press. Say also that entrance restrictions to Margon Base will not be relaxed at present. Grand Marshal Holson and ComOff Flurnoy, stay here and tune in. The rest of you get out and stay out! Throw all reports about any alien vessel or flying saucer or what-have-you into the waste-basket!"
Supreme Grand Marshal Entlore was taken aback. "Why... um... not at all. I read your thoughts...." He stopped, trying to manage an intrusion into his private office. "Damn it, keep still!" all four "heard" him shout. "I know they conducted a search pattern. I know that, too. I know everything about it, I swear! I'm fully in sync with their Supreme Grand Admiral. There’s only one ship, they're friendly, and I'm inviting them to land here at Margon Base. Pass that to the press. Also, say that entrance restrictions to Margon Base will not be relaxed for now. Grand Marshal Holson and ComOff Flurnoy, stay here and monitor the situation. The rest of you get out and stay out! Toss all reports about any alien vessels or flying saucers or whatever into the trash!"
"Resume command, please, Miss Montandon," Garlock directed; and withdrew his probe from Entlore's mind.
"Resume command, please, Miss Montandon," Garlock said, pulling his probe out of Entlore's mind.
"I thank you, Supreme Grand Marshal Entlore, for your welcome," Lola sent. "I'm sorry that our visits cause so much disturbance, but I suppose it can't be helped. Our Gunther blocks are down. Would you and your two assistants like to teleport out here to us, and con us down yourselves?" Lola knew instantly that they could not, and covered deftly for them. "But of course you can't, without knowing a focus spot here in the Main. Shall I teleport you aboard?"
"I appreciate your warm welcome, Supreme Grand Marshal Entlore," Lola sent. "I apologize for the disruption our visits cause, but I guess it can't be avoided. Our Gunther blocks are offline. Would you and your two assistants like to teleport out here to us and guide us down yourselves?" Lola immediately realized they couldn't do that and quickly covered for them. "But of course you can't, since you don't know a focus spot here in the Main. Should I teleport you aboard?"
ComOff Flurnoy's face—she was an attractive, nicely-built red-head wearing throat-mike, earphone, and recorder—turned so pale that a faint line of freckles stood out across the bridge of her nose. She very evidently wanted to scream a protest, but would not. Both men, strangely enough, were eager to go. Instantly all three were standing in line on the deep-piled rug of the Main, facing the four Tellurians. Seven bodies came rigidly to attention, seven right hands snapped into two varieties of formal salute. Standing thus, each party studied the other for a couple of seconds.
ComOff Flurnoy's face—she was an attractive, well-built redhead wearing a throat mic, earpiece, and recorder—went so pale that a faint line of freckles showed across the bridge of her nose. She clearly wanted to scream in protest, but didn’t. Both men, oddly enough, were eager to leave. In an instant, all three were lined up on the thick carpet of the Main, facing the four Tellurians. Seven bodies stood rigidly at attention, seven right hands snapped into two different types of formal salute. Standing like this, each group studied the other for a few seconds.
There was no doubt at all as to which two of the visitors the two Nargodian men were studying; but neither of them could quite make up his mind as to which of the black-and-white-clad women to study first or most. The red-head's glance, too, flickered between Belle and Garlock—incredulous envy and equally incredulous admiration lit her eyes.
There was no question at all about which two visitors the two Nargodian men were observing; however, neither of them could decide which of the women in black and white to focus on first or the most. The redhead's gaze also shifted between Belle and Garlock—her eyes reflected a mix of disbelieving envy and equally disbelieving admiration.
"At rest, please, fellow-officers," Garlock said, and Lola performed the necessary introductions, adding, "We do not, however, use titles aboard ship. Mister and Miss are customary and sufficient."
"At ease, please, fellow officers," Garlock said, and Lola made the necessary introductions, adding, "We don’t use titles on the ship, though. Mister and Miss are standard and enough."
Behind each row of officers a long davenport appeared; between them a table loaded with sandwiches, olives, pickles, relishes, fruits, nuts, soft drinks, cigars, and cigarettes.
Behind each row of officers, there was a long couch; in between them was a table stacked with sandwiches, olives, pickles, relishes, fruits, nuts, soft drinks, cigars, and cigarettes.
"Help yourselves," Garlock invited. "We serve neither intoxicants nor drugs, but you should find something there to your taste."
"Help yourselves," Garlock said. "We don’t serve alcohol or drugs, but you should find something there that you like."
"Indeed we shall, and thank you," Entlore said. "Is there any objection, Mr. Garlock, to Miss Flurnoy transmitting information of this meeting and of this ship to our base?"
"Absolutely, and thank you," Entlore said. "Mr. Garlock, do you have any objections to Miss Flurnoy sharing the details of this meeting and this ship with our base?"
"None whatever. Send as you please, Miss Flurnoy, or as Mr. Entlore directs."
"None at all. Send it however you like, Miss Flurnoy, or as Mr. Entlore instructs."
"I'm glad I didn't quite scare myself out of coming up here," the Communications Officer said. "This is the biggest and nicest thrill I ever had. Such a thrill that I don't know just where to begin." She cocked an eyebrow at her commanding officer.
"I'm glad I didn't freak myself out about coming up here," the Communications Officer said. "This is the biggest and best thrill I've ever had. It's such a thrill that I don't even know where to start." She raised an eyebrow at her commanding officer.
"As usual. Whatever you think should be sent." Entlore sent her a steadying thought. Then, as the girl settled back with a sandwich in one hand and a tall glass of ginger-ale in the other, he went on, to Garlock, "She is a very fine and very strong telepath—by our standards, at least."
"As always. Send whatever you think is necessary." Entlore sent her a calming thought. Then, as the girl leaned back with a sandwich in one hand and a tall glass of ginger ale in the other, he continued, to Garlock, "She's a really impressive and strong telepath—at least by our standards."
"By galactic standards also." Garlock had of course been checking. "Accurate, sharp, wide-range, clear-thinking, and fast. Not one of us four could do it any better."
"By galactic standards too." Garlock had of course been keeping an eye on things. "Accurate, sharp, broad-range, clear-minded, and quick. None of us four could do it any better."
"I thank you, Mr. Garlock," the girl said, with a blush of pleasure—and with scarcely a perceptible pause in her work.
"I appreciate it, Mr. Garlock," the girl said, blushing with pleasure—and hardly pausing in her work.
A tour of the ship followed; and as it progressed, the more confused and dismayed the two Nargodian commanders became.
A tour of the ship followed, and as it went on, the two Nargodian commanders became more confused and dismayed.
"But no crew at all?" Holson demanded incredulously. "How can a thing like this possibly work?"
"But no crew at all?" Holson asked, astonished. "How can this possibly work?"
"It's fully Gunthered," Lola explained. "It works itself. That is, almost all the time. Whenever we land on any planet for the first time, one of us has to control it. Or for any other special job not in its memory banks. When you're ready for us to land I'll show you—it's my turn to work."
"It's completely Gunthered," Lola explained. "It runs itself. Well, almost all the time. Whenever we touch down on a planet for the first time, one of us has to take control. Or for any other special task that's not in its memory banks. When you're ready for us to land, I'll show you—it's my turn to work."
"Miss Flurnoy, have they cleared the air over Pylon Six?"
"Miss Flurnoy, have they resolved the situation at Pylon Six?"
"Yes, sir. Clearance came through five minutes ago. They are holding it clear for us."
"Yes, sir. We got clearance just five minutes ago. They’re keeping it clear for us."
"Thank you. Miss Montandon, you may land at your convenience."
"Thank you. Miss Montandon, you can land whenever it works for you."
"Thank you, sir." Lola took the pilot's chair. "This is the scanner. I pull it over my face and head, so. Since I am always in tune with the field...."
"Thanks, sir." Lola took the pilot's seat. "This is the scanner. I bring it over my face and head like this. Since I'm always in sync with the field...."
"What does that mean?" Entlore asked, dark foreboding in his mind.
"What does that mean?" Entlore asked, a feeling of dread in his mind.
"I was afraid of that. You can't feel an Operator Field. I'm sorry, sir, but that means you can't handle these forces and never will be able to. Certain Gunther areas of your brain are inoperative. On our scale you are a Gunther First...."
"I was worried about that. You can't sense an Operator Field. I'm sorry, sir, but that means you can't control these forces and never will be able to. Certain Gunther areas of your brain aren't functioning. On our scale, you're a Gunther First...."
"On ours, I'm an Esper Ten, the highest rating in the world—except for a few theoretical crackpots who.... Excuse me, please, I shouldn't have said that, in view of what I see happening here."
"On our end, I'm an Esper Ten, the highest rating in the world—except for a few theoretical oddballs who.... Sorry, I shouldn't have said that, considering what I'm seeing here."
"No offense taken, sir. Those who developed the Gunther Drive were crackpots until they got the first starship out into space. But with this scanner on, I think of where I want to look and I can see it. I then think the ship a few miles sidewise—so—and we are now directly over your Pylon Six. I'm starting down, but I won't go into free fall."
"No offense taken, sir. The people who created the Gunther Drive seemed crazy until they actually got the first starship into space. But with this scanner on, I just think about where I want to look, and I can see it. Then I think about moving the ship a few miles sideways—like this—and now we’re directly over your Pylon Six. I’m starting to descend, but I won’t go into free fall."
Apparent weight grew less and less, until: "This is about enough for you, Miss Flurnoy?"
Apparent weight kept decreasing, until: "Is this good enough for you, Miss Flurnoy?"
"Just," the ComOff agreed, with a gulp. "One pound less and I'm afraid I'll upchuck that lovely lunch I just ate."
"Sure," the ComOff replied, swallowing hard. "One pound less and I'm worried I'll throw up that nice lunch I just had."
"We're going fast enough now. Everyone sitting down? Brace yourselves, please. You'll be about fifty percent overweight for a while."
"We're going fast enough now. Is everyone seated? Please brace yourselves. You'll be about fifty percent over the weight for a bit."
As bodies settled deeper into cushions Entlore sent Garlock a thought. "We three weigh about five hundred pounds. You lifted us—instantaneously or nearly so, but I'll pass the question of acceleration for the moment—eleven hundred miles straight up. How did you repeal the Law of Conservation?"
As we sank deeper into the cushions, Entlore sent a thought to Garlock. "We three weigh about five hundred pounds. You lifted us—almost instantly, or very close to it, but I won’t get into the acceleration issue right now—eleven hundred miles straight up. How did you defy the Law of Conservation?"
"We didn't. We have fusion engines of twenty million horsepower. Our Operator Field, which has a radius of fifteen thousand miles and is charged to an electrogravitic potential of one hundred thousand gunts, stores energy. Its action is not exactly like that of an electrical condenser or of a storage battery, but is more or less analogous to both. Thus, the energy required to lift you three came from the field, but the amount was so small that it did not lower the potential of the field by any measurable amount. Setting this ship down—call it sixty thousand tons for a thousand miles at one gravity—will increase the field's potential by approximately one-tenth of one gunt. Have you studied paraphysics?"
"We didn't. We have fusion engines with twenty million horsepower. Our Operator Field has a radius of fifteen thousand miles and is charged to an electrogravitic potential of one hundred thousand gunts, which stores energy. Its operation isn't exactly like that of an electrical condenser or a storage battery, but it's somewhat similar to both. So, the energy needed to lift the three of you came from the field, but the amount was so small that it didn't significantly lower the potential of the field. Setting this ship down—let's say sixty thousand tons for a thousand miles at one gravity—will increase the field's potential by roughly one-tenth of one gunt. Have you studied paraphysics?"
"No."
"Nope."
"It wasn't practical, eh?" Garlock smiled. "Then I can't make even a stab at explaining instantaneous translation to you. I'll just say that there is no acceleration involved, no time lapse. There is no violation of the Law of Conservation since departure and arrival points are equi-Guntherial. But what I am really interested in is that small group of high espers you mentioned."
"It wasn't practical, right?" Garlock smiled. "Then I can't even try to explain instantaneous translation to you. I'll just say that there’s no acceleration involved, no time delay. There’s no violation of the Law of Conservation since the departure and arrival points are equi-Guntherial. But what I'm really interested in is that small group of high espers you mentioned."
"Yes, I inferred that from Miss Montandon's comments." Entlore fell silent and Garlock watched his somber thoughts picture Margon Base and his nation's capital being attacked and destroyed by a fleet of invincible and invulnerable starships like this Pleiades.
"Yeah, I got that from Miss Montandon's comments." Entlore went quiet, and Garlock envisioned his grim thoughts of Margon Base and his country's capital being attacked and obliterated by a fleet of unstoppable and untouchable starships like this Pleiades.
"You are wrong, sir," Garlock put in, quietly. "The Galactic Service has not had, does not and will not have, anything to do with intra-planetary affairs. We have no connection with, and no responsibility to, any world or any group of worlds. We are an arm of the United Galaxian Societies of the Galaxy. Our function is to control space. To forbid, to prevent, to rectify any interplanetary or interstellar aggression. Above all, to prevent, by means of procedures up to and including total destruction of planets if necessary, any attempt whatever to form any multi-world empire."
"You’re mistaken, sir," Garlock said softly. "The Galactic Service has never had, doesn’t have, and won’t have anything to do with the affairs of individual planets. We have no ties to, and no responsibility for, any planet or group of planets. We are an arm of the United Galaxian Societies of the Galaxy. Our job is to manage space. To prohibit, to prevent, and to correct any aggression between planets or across stars. Most importantly, to stop, by any means necessary—including the complete destruction of planets if required—any attempt to create a multi-planet empire."
The three Nargodians gasped as one, as much at the scope of the thing as at the calmly cold certainty of ability carried by the thought.
The three Nargodians gasped in unison, both at the magnitude of what they were witnessing and at the cool, unwavering confidence that accompanied the idea.
"You are transmitting this precisely, Miss Flurnoy?" Entlore asked.
"You got this right, Miss Flurnoy?" Entlore asked.
"Precisely, sir; including background, fringes, connotations, and implications; just as he is giving it to us."
"Exactly, sir; including the background, fringes, meanings, and implications; just as he's presenting it to us."
"Let us assume that your Nargodian government decides to conquer all the other nations of your planet Margonia. Assume farther that it succeeds. We will not object; in fact, we will, as a usual thing, not even be informed of it. If then, however, your government decides that one world is not enough for it to rule and prepares to conquer, or take aggressive action against, any other world, we will be informed and we will step in. First, warning will be given. Second, any and all vessels dispatched on such a mission will be annihilated. Third, if the offense is continued or repeated, trial will be held before the Galactic Council and any sentence imposed will be carried out."
"Let's say your Nargodian government decides to conquer all the other nations on your planet Margonia. Let’s also assume it actually succeeds. We won’t object; in fact, we usually won’t even hear about it. However, if your government decides that ruling one world isn’t enough and plans to conquer or take aggressive action against any other world, we will be notified and will intervene. First, a warning will be issued. Second, any ships sent on such a mission will be destroyed. Third, if the aggression continues or happens again, a trial will be held before the Galactic Council, and any sentence handed down will be enforced."
In spite of Garlock's manner and message, both marshals were highly relieved. "You're in plenty of time, with us, sir," Entlore said. "We have just sent our first rocket to our nearer moon ... that is, unless that group of—of espers gets their ship off the ground."
In spite of Garlock's attitude and message, both marshals felt a huge sigh of relief. "You're in plenty of time with us, sir," Entlore said. "We just launched our first rocket to our closer moon... that is, unless that group of—of espers manages to get their ship off the ground."
"How far along are they?"
"How far along are they?"
"The ship itself is built, but they are having trouble with their drive. The hull is spherical, and much smaller than this one. It has atomic engines, but no blasts or ion-plates ... but neither has this one!"
"The ship is completed, but they’re struggling with the drive. The hull is round and much smaller than this one. It has atomic engines, but no blasts or ion-plates... but neither does this one!"
"Exactly; they may be pretty well along. I'd like to get in touch with them as soon as possible. May I borrow a 'talker' like Miss Flurnoy for a few days? You have others, I suppose?"
"Exactly; they might be pretty far ahead. I'd like to reach out to them as soon as I can. Can I borrow a 'talker' like Miss Flurnoy for a few days? I assume you have others?"
"Yes, but I'll let you have her; it is of the essence that you have the best one available. Miss Flurnoy?"
"Yes, but I'll let you have her; it's essential that you have the best one available. Miss Flurnoy?"
"Yes, sir?" Besides reporting, she had been conversing busily with James and Belle.
"Yes, sir?" In addition to reporting, she had been chatting away with James and Belle.
"Would you like to be assigned to Mr. Garlock for the duration of his stay on Margonia?"
"Would you like to be assigned to Mr. Garlock for the time he’s here in Margonia?"
"Oh, yes, sir!" she replied, excitedly.
"Oh, yes, sir!" she replied, excitedly.
"You are so assigned. Take orders from him or from any designate as though I myself were issuing them."
"You are officially assigned. Follow instructions from him or anyone he designates as if I were giving them myself."
"Thank you, sir ... but what limits? And do I transmit to and/or record for you, sir?"
"Thank you, sir... but what limits are we talking about? And should I send this to you and/or record it, sir?"
"No limit. These four Galaxians are hereby granted nation-wide top clearance. Transmit as usual whatever is permitted."
"No limit. These four Galaxians are now given nationwide top clearance. Send out whatever is allowed as usual."
"Full reporting is not only permitted, but urged," Garlock said. "There is nothing secret about our mission."
"Full reporting is not just allowed; it’s encouraged," Garlock said. "There’s nothing secret about our mission."
As the Pleiades landed: "If you will give us your focus spot, Mr. Entlore, we can all 'port to your office and save calling staff cars."
As the Pleiades landed: "If you give us your focus spot, Mr. Entlore, we can all teleport to your office and avoid calling staff cars."
"And cause a revolution?" Entlore laughed. "Apparently you haven't been checking outside."
"And cause a revolution?" Entlore laughed. "Clearly, you haven't been paying attention to what's happening outside."
"Afraid I haven't. I've been thinking."
"Sorry, I haven't. I've been thinking."
"Take a look. I got orders from the Cabinet to put guards wherever people absolutely must not go, and open everything else to the public. I hope there are enough guards to keep a lane open for us, but I wouldn't bet on it." Garlock was very glad that the military men's stiff formality had disappeared. "You Galaxians took this whole planet by storm while you were still above the stratosphere."
"Check it out. I got orders from the Cabinet to set up guards in places where people definitely shouldn’t go and open everything else to the public. I hope there are enough guards to keep a path clear for us, but I wouldn’t count on it." Garlock was really happy that the military guys' stiff formality was gone. "You Galaxians took over this whole planet while you were still above the stratosphere."
There is no need to go into detail concerning the reception and celebration. On Earth, one inauguration of a president and one coronation of a monarch were each almost as well covered by broadcasters, if not as turbulently and enthusiastically prolonged. From the Pleiades they went to the Administration Building, where an informal reception was held. Thence to the Capitol, where the reception was very formal indeed. Thence to the Grand Ballroom of the city's largest hotel, where a tremendous—and long-winded—banquet was served.
There’s no need to elaborate on the reception and celebration. On Earth, a presidential inauguration and a monarch's coronation were both covered extensively by broadcasters, though perhaps not as dramatically or energetically stretched out. From the Pleiades, they went to the Administration Building for an informal reception. Then they moved on to the Capitol, where the reception was quite formal. After that, they headed to the Grand Ballroom of the city's largest hotel, where a massive—and lengthy—banquet was served.
At Garlock's request, all sixteen members of the "crackpot" group—the most active members of the Deep Space Club—had been invited to the banquet. And, even though Garlock was a very busy man, his talker tuned in to each one of the sixteen, tuned them all to the Galactic Admiral, and in odd moments a great deal of business was done.
At Garlock's request, all sixteen members of the "crackpot" group—the most active members of the Deep Space Club—had been invited to the banquet. And, even though Garlock was a very busy man, his communicator made sure to connect with each of the sixteen, linking them all to the Galactic Admiral, and during some breaks, a lot of business was conducted.
After being told most of the story—in tight-beamed thoughts that ComOff Flurnoy could not receive—the whole group was wildly enthusiastic. They would change the name of their club forthwith to The Galaxian Society Of Margonia. They laid plans for a world-wide organization which would have tremendous prestige and tremendous income. They already had a field—Garlock knew about their ship—they wanted the Pleiades to move over to it as soon as possible—Yes, Garlock thought he could do it the following day—if not, as soon as he could....
After hearing most of the story—in focused thoughts that ComOff Flurnoy couldn't access—the entire group was incredibly excited. They decided to immediately rename their club to The Galaxian Society of Margonia. They started making plans for a global organization that would have great prestige and significant income. They already had a lead—Garlock was aware of their ship—they wanted the Pleiades to transfer over to it as soon as possible—Yes, Garlock thought he could make it happen the next day—if not, then as soon as he was able to....
The Pleiades had landed at ten o'clock in the forenoon, local time; the banquet did not come to an end until long after midnight. Throughout all this time the four Galaxians carried on, without a slip, the act that all this was, to them, old stuff.
The Pleiades landed at 10 a.m. local time; the banquet didn't wrap up until well after midnight. During this whole time, the four Galaxians smoothly continued to act like all of this was just routine for them.
It was just a little before daylight when they returned, exhausted, to the ship. ComOff Flurnoy went with them. She was still agog at the wonder of it all as Belle and Brownie showed her to her quarters.
It was just a little before dawn when they returned, worn out, to the ship. ComOff Flurnoy accompanied them. She was still amazed by the whole experience as Belle and Brownie guided her to her quarters.
In an unparalleled blast of Gunther power the primes of many worlds head toward the meeting on Tellus.
In an unmatched display of Gunther strength, the leaders from many worlds are heading to the meeting on Earth.
CHAPTER 7
Since everyone, including the ebullient ComOff, slept late the following morning, they all had brunch instead of breakfast and lunch. All during the meal Garlock was preoccupied and stern.
Since everyone, including the cheerful ComOff, slept in the next morning, they all had brunch instead of breakfast and lunch. Throughout the meal, Garlock was distracted and serious.
"Hold everything for a while, Jim," he said, when everyone had eaten. "Before we move, Belle and I have got to have a conference."
"Hold on for a moment, Jim," he said, after everyone had finished eating. "Before we proceed, Belle and I need to have a discussion."
"Not a Fatso Ferber nine-o'clock type, I hope." James frowned in mock reproach and ComOff Flurnoy cocked an eyebrow in surprise. "Monkey-business on company time is only for Big Shots like him; not for small fry such as you."
"Not a Fatso Ferber nine-o'clock kind of person, I hope." James frowned in a playful way and ComOff Flurnoy raised an eyebrow in surprise. "Goofing off on company time is only for the big shots like him; not for little guys like you."
"Well, it won't be exclusively monkey-business, anyway. While we're gone you might clear with the control tower and take us up into take-off position. Come on, Belle." He took her by one elbow and led her away.
"Well, it won't just be messing around, anyway. While we're gone, you might want to check in with the control tower and get us ready for take-off. Let's go, Belle." He took her by one elbow and guided her away.
"Why, Doctor Garlock." Mincing along beside him, pretending high reluctance, she looked up at him wide-eyed. "I'm surprised, I really am. I'm shocked, too. I'm not that kind of a girl, and if I wasn't afraid of losing my job I would scream. I never even suspected that you would use your position as my boss to force your unwelcome attentions on a poor and young and innocent and suffering...."
"Why, Doctor Garlock." Walking slowly beside him, acting very reluctant, she looked up at him with wide eyes. "I'm surprised, I really am. I'm shocked, too. I'm not that kind of girl, and if I wasn't afraid of losing my job, I would scream. I never even suspected that you would use your position as my boss to push your unwanted advances on a poor, young, innocent, and suffering...."
Inside his room Garlock, who had been grinning, sobered down and checked every Gunther block—a most unusual proceeding.
Inside his room, Garlock, who had been smiling, became serious and checked every Gunther block—a very unusual thing to do.
Belle stopped joking in the middle of the sentence.
Belle stopped joking abruptly.
"Yeah, how you suffer," he said. "I was just checking to be sure we're prime-proof. I'm not ready for Deggi Delcamp yet. That guy, Belle, as you probably noticed, has got one God-awful load of stuff."
"Yeah, how you suffer," he said. "I was just making sure we're good to go. I'm not ready for Deggi Delcamp yet. That guy, Belle, as you probably noticed, has a ton of stuff."
"Not as much as you have, Clee. Nor as much push behind what he has got. And his shield wouldn't make patches for yours."
"Not as much as you, Clee. And not as much support for what he has. And his shield wouldn’t fix yours."
"Huh? How sure are you of that?"
"Huh? How confident are you about that?"
"I'm positive. I'm the one who is going to get bumped, I'm afraid. That Fao Talaho is a hard-hitting, hard-boiled hellcat on wheels."
"I'm sure of it. I'm the one who's going to get bumped, I’m afraid. That Fao Talaho is a tough, no-nonsense whirlwind on wheels."
"I'll be damned. You're wrong. I checked her from stem to gudgeon and you lay over her like a circus tent. What's the answer?"
"I can't believe this. You're mistaken. I examined her thoroughly and you’re completely covering her like a circus tent. What’s the answer?"
"Oh? Do I? I'm mighty glad ... funny, both of us being wrong ... it must be, Clee, that it's sex-based differences. We're used to each other, but neither of us has ever felt a Prime of the same sex before, and there must be more difference between Ops and Primes than we realized. Suppose?"
"Oh? Do I? I'm really glad ... funny, both of us being wrong ... it must be, Clee, that it's differences based on gender. We're used to each other, but neither of us has ever felt a Prime of the same gender before, and there must be more differences between Ops and Primes than we thought. What do you think?"
"Could be—I hope. But that doesn't change the fact that we aren't ready. We haven't got enough data. If we start out with this grandiose Galactic Service thing and find only two or three planets Gunthered, we make jackasses of ourselves. On the other hand, if we start out with a small organization or none, and find a lot of planets, it'll be one continuous cat-fight. On the third hand...."
"Could be—I hope. But that doesn't change the fact that we aren't ready. We don't have enough data. If we kick off this big Galactic Service project and only discover two or three planets that are Gunthered, we'll look like fools. On the other hand, if we start with a small team or none at all and find a lot of planets, it'll be one ongoing fight. On the third hand...."
"Three hands, Clee? What are you, an octopussy or an Arpalone?"
"Three hands, Clee? What are you, an octopus or some kind of Arpalone?"
"Keep your beautiful trap shut a minute. On the third hand, we've got to start somewhere. Any ideas?"
"Keep your stunning mouth shut for a minute. On the other hand, we've got to start somewhere. Any ideas?"
"I never thought of it that way.... Hm-m-m-m ... I see." She thought for a minute, then went on, "We'll have to start without starting, then ... quite a trick.... But how about this? Suppose we take a fast tour, with you and I taking quick peeks, without the peekees ever knowing we've been peeking?"
"I never looked at it that way.... Hm-m-m-m ... I get it." She paused for a moment, then continued, "We'll have to kick things off without really starting, then ... that's a bit tricky.... But how about this? What if we take a quick tour, with you and me sneaking a few glances, without the ones we're looking at ever knowing we've been looking?"
"That's using the brain, Belle. Let's go." Then, out in the Main, "Jim, we want to hit a few high spots, as far out as you can reach without losing orientation. Beta Centauri here is pretty bright, Rigel and Canopus are real lanterns. With those three as a grid, you could reach fifteen hundred or two thousand light-years, couldn't you?"
"That's thinking smart, Belle. Let's go." Then, outside in the Main, "Jim, we want to check out a few key spots, as far out as you can go without getting lost. Beta Centauri is really bright, and Rigel and Canopus shine like lanterns. With those three as your markers, you could cover fifteen hundred or two thousand light-years, right?"
"More than that. That many parsecs, at least."
"More than that. At least that many parsecs."
"Good. Belle and I want to make a fast, random-sampling check of Primes and Ops around here. We'll need five minutes at each planet—quite a ways out. So set up as big a globe as you can and still be dead sure of your locations; then sample it."
"Great. Belle and I want to quickly check the Primes and Ops in the area. We’ll need five minutes at each planet, which is quite a distance away. So, set up the largest globe you can while making sure you're absolutely certain of your locations, then take samples."
"Not enough data. How many samples do you want?"
"Not enough data. How many samples do you need?"
"As many as we can get in the rest of today. Six or seven hours, say—eight hours max."
"As many as we can fit in for the rest of today. Six or seven hours, maybe—eight hours at most."
"Call it seven.... Brownie on the guns, me on Compy.... Five minutes for you.... I should be able to lock down the next shot in five ... one minute extra, say, for safety factor ... that'd be ten an hour. Seventy planets enough?"
"Let's say it's seven.... Brownie on the guns, me on Compy.... Five minutes for you.... I should be able to get the next shot locked in five ... let's add another minute for safety ... that’d be ten an hour. Is seventy planets enough?"
"That'll be fine."
"That works."
"Okay. We're practically at Number One now," and James and Lola donned their scanners, ready for the job.
"Alright. We're almost at Number One now," and James and Lola put on their scanners, prepared for the task.
"Miss Flurnoy," Garlock said, "you might tell Mr. Entlore that we're...."
"Miss Flurnoy," Garlock said, "you could let Mr. Entlore know that we're...."
"Oh, I already have, sir."
"Oh, I already did, sir."
"You don't have to come along, of course, if you'd rather stay here."
"You don't have to come with me, of course, if you'd prefer to stay here."
"Stay here, sir? Why, he'd kill me! I'm off the air for a minute," this last thought was a conspiratorial whisper. "Besides, do you think I'd miss a chance to be the first person—and just a girl, too—of a whole world to see other planets of other suns? Unless, of course, you invite Mr. Entlore and Mr. Holson along. They're both simply dying to go, I know, but of course won't admit it."
"Stay here, sir? He'd kill me! I'm off the air for a minute," this last thought was a secretive whisper. "Besides, do you think I’d pass up the chance to be the first person—and just a girl, too—of a whole world to see other planets around different suns? Unless, of course, you invite Mr. Entlore and Mr. Holson along. They’re both really eager to go, I know, but of course they won't admit it."
"You'd be just as well pleased if I didn't?"
"You'd be just as happy if I didn't, right?"
"What do you think, sir?"
"What do you think, dude?"
"We'll be working at top speed and they'd be very much in the way, so they'll get theirs later—after you've licked the cream off the top of the...."
"We'll be working at full speed, and they'll just be in the way, so they'll get what's coming to them later—after you've enjoyed the cream on top of the...."
"Ready to roll, Clee," James announced.
"All set to go, Clee," James said.
"Roll."
"Scroll."
"Why, I lost contact!" Miss Flurnoy exclaimed.
"Wait, I lost contact!" Miss Flurnoy exclaimed.
"Naturally," Garlock said. "Did you expect to cover a distance it takes light thousands of years to cross? You can record anything you see in the plates. You can talk to Jim or Lola any time they'll let you. Don't bother Miss Bellamy or me from now on."
"Of course," Garlock said. "Did you really think you could cover a distance that takes light thousands of years to travel? You can document anything you observe in the plates. You can chat with Jim or Lola whenever they’re available. Please don’t disturb Miss Bellamy or me from now on."
Garlock and Belle went to work. All four Galaxians worked all day, with half an hour off for lunch. They visited seventy planets and got back to Margonia in time for a very late dinner. ComOff Flurnoy had less than a quarter of one roll of recorder-tape left unused, and the Primes had enough information to start the project they had in mind.
Garlock and Belle got to work. All four Galaxians worked throughout the day, taking half an hour off for lunch. They visited seventy planets and returned to Margonia just in time for a very late dinner. ComOff Flurnoy had less than a quarter of a roll of recorder tape left unused, and the Primes had enough information to kick off the project they had planned.
And shortly after dinner, all five retired.
And soon after dinner, all five went to bed.
"In one way, Clee, I'm relieved," Belle pondered, "but I can't figure out why all the Primes—the grown-up ones, I mean—on all the worlds are just about the same cantankerous, you-be-damned, out-and-out stinkers as you and I are. How does that fit into your theory?"
"In a way, Clee, I'm relieved," Belle thought, "but I can't understand why all the Primes—the adult ones, I mean—on all the worlds are just as cantankerous, rude, and downright unpleasant as you and I are. How does that fit into your theory?"
"It doesn't. Too fine a detail. My guess is—at least it seems to me to make sense—it's because we haven't had any competition strong enough to smack us down and make Christians out of us. I don't know what a psychologist would say...."
"It doesn't. Too fine a detail. My guess is—at least it seems to me to make sense—it's because we haven't faced any competition tough enough to knock us down and turn us into Christians. I don't know what a psychologist would say...."
"And I know exactly what you'd think of whatever he did say, so you don't need to tell me." Belle laughed and presented her lips to be kissed. "Good night, Clee."
"And I know exactly what you'd think about whatever he said, so you don’t need to tell me." Belle laughed and leaned in for a kiss. "Good night, Clee."
"Good night, ace."
"Good night, champ."
And the next morning, early, Garlock and Belle teleported themselves—by arrangement and appointment, of course—across almost the full width of a nation and into the private office in which Deggi Delcamp and Fao Talaho awaited them.
And the next morning, early, Garlock and Belle teleported themselves—by arrangement and appointment, of course—across nearly the entire width of a country and into the private office where Deggi Delcamp and Fao Talaho were waiting for them.
For a time which would not have been considered polite in Tellurian social circles the four Primes stood still, each couple facing the other with blocks set tight, studying each other with their eyes. Delcamp was, as Garlock had said, a big bruiser. He was shorter and heavier than the Tellurian. Heavily muscled, splendidly proportioned, he was a man of tremendous physical as well as mental strength. His hair, clipped close all over his head, was blonde; his eyes were a clear, keen, cold dark blue.
For a moment that wouldn’t have been deemed polite in Tellurian social settings, the four Primes stood still, each couple facing one another with their blocks set tightly, studying each other with their eyes. Delcamp was, as Garlock had mentioned, a big tough guy. He was shorter and heavier than the Tellurian. Heavily muscled and well-proportioned, he was a man of incredible physical and mental strength. His hair was clipped short all over his head and was blonde; his eyes were a sharp, cold dark blue.
Fao Talaho was a couple of inches shorter than Belle; and a good fifteen pounds heavier. She was in no sense fat, however, or even plump—actually, she was almost lean. She was wider and thicker than was the Earthwoman; with heavier bones forming a wider and deeper frame. She, too, was beautifully—yes, spectacularly—built. Her hair, fully as thick as Belle's own and worn in a free-falling bob three or four inches longer than Belle's, was bleached almost white. Her eyes were not really speckled, nor really mottled, but were regularly patterned in lighter and darker shades of hazel. She was, Garlock decided, a really remarkable hunk of woman.
Fao Talaho was a couple of inches shorter than Belle and about fifteen pounds heavier. However, she wasn't fat or even plump—she was actually quite lean. She had a broader and thicker build compared to the Earthwoman, with heavier bones creating a wider and deeper frame. She was also stunning—definitely spectacularly built. Her hair, just as thick as Belle's and styled in a bob that was three or four inches longer, was almost white from bleaching. Her eyes weren't exactly speckled or mottled, but instead were consistently patterned in lighter and darker shades of hazel. Garlock concluded that she was truly a remarkable woman.
Both Nargodians wore sandals without either socks or stockings. Both were dressed—insofar as they were dressed at all—in yellow. Fao's single garment was of a thin, closely-knitted fabric, elastic and sleek. Above the waist it was neckless, backless, and almost frontless; below, it was a very short, very tight and clinging skirt. Delcamp wore a sleeveless jersey and a pair of almost legless shorts.
Both Nargodians wore sandals without any socks or stockings. Both were dressed—insofar as they were dressed at all—in yellow. Fao's outfit was made of a thin, closely-knit fabric that was stretchy and smooth. Above the waist, it didn't have a neck, back, or much in the front; below, it was a really short, tight, and clingy skirt. Delcamp wore a sleeveless shirt and a pair of almost non-existent shorts.
Garlock lowered his shield enough to send and to receive a thin layer of superficial thought; Delcamp did the same.
Garlock dropped his shield just enough to exchange a brief, surface-level thought; Delcamp did the same.
"So far, I like what I see," Garlock said then. "We are well ahead of you, hence I can help you a lot if you want me to and if you want to be friendly about it. If you don't, on either count, we leave now. Fair enough?"
"So far, I like what I see," Garlock said then. "We're ahead of you, so I can help you a lot if you want me to and if you want to be friendly about it. If not, we're leaving now. Sound good?"
"Fair enough. I, too, like what I have seen so far. We need help, and I appreciate your offer. Thanks, immensely. I can promise full cooperation and friendship for myself and for most of our group; and I assure you that I can and will handle any non-cooperation that may come up."
"Fair enough. I also like what I've seen so far. We need help, and I appreciate your offer. Thanks a lot. I can promise full cooperation and friendship from myself and most of our group; and I assure you that I can and will deal with any non-cooperation that might arise."
"Nicely put, Deggi." Garlock smiled broadly and let his guard down to a comfortable lepping level. "I was going to bring that up—the faster it's cleared the better. Belle and I are paired. Some day—unless we kill each other first—we may marry. However, I'm no bargain and she's one-third wildcat, one-third vixen, and one-third cobra. How do you two stand?"
"Well said, Deggi." Garlock smiled widely and relaxed to a comfortable level. "I was going to mention that—the sooner it's settled, the better. Belle and I are a couple. Someday—unless we end up killing each other first—we might get married. But I'm not exactly easy to handle, and she's part wildcat, part vixen, and part cobra. What about you two?"
"You took the thought right out of my own mind. Your custom of pairing is not what you call 'urbane' on this world. Nevertheless, Fao and I are paired. We had to. No one else has ever interested either of us; no one else ever will. We should not fight, but we do, furiously. But no matter how vigorously we fly apart, we inevitably fly together again just as fast. No one understands it, but you two are pretty much the same."
"You took the words right out of my mouth. Your way of pairing isn't exactly what you'd call 'sophisticated' in this world. Still, Fao and I are paired. We had to be. No one else has ever caught our interest; no one else ever will. We shouldn't fight, but we do, fiercely. Still, no matter how hard we try to separate, we always come back together just as quickly. No one gets it, but you two are pretty much the same."
"Check. Just one more condition, then, and we can pull those women of ours apart." Belle and Fao were still staring at each other, both still sealed tight. "The first time Fao Talaho starts throwing her weight at me, I'm not going to wait for you to take care of her—I'm going to give her the surprise of her life."
"Check. Just one more condition, then we can separate those women of ours." Belle and Fao were still staring at each other, both still tightly locked. "The first time Fao Talaho tries to push me around, I won’t wait for you to handle her—I’m going to give her the surprise of her life."
"It'd tickle me silly if it could be done," Delcamp smiled and was perfectly frank, "But the man doesn't live that can do it. How would you go about trying it?"
"It would really amuse me if it could be done," Delcamp smiled and was completely honest, "But the man doesn't exist who could pull it off. How would you even start trying?"
"Set your block solid."
"Make your block sturdy."
Delcamp did so, and through that block—the supposedly impenetrable shield of a Prime Operator—Garlock insinuated a probe. He did not crack the screen or break it down by force; he neutralized and counter-phased, painlessly and almost imperceptibly, its every component and layer.
Delcamp did that, and through that block—the allegedly impenetrable shield of a Prime Operator—Garlock slipped in a probe. He didn’t smash the screen or break it down by force; he neutralized and counter-phased, effortlessly and almost unnoticeably, every component and layer.
"Like this," Garlock said, in the depths of the Margonian's mind.
"Like this," Garlock said, deep inside the Margonian's mind.
"My God! You can do that?"
"OMG! You can do that?"
"If I tell her, this deep, to play ball or else, do you think she'd need two treatments?"
"If I tell her seriously to play ball or else, do you think she'd need two treatments?"
"She certainly oughtn't to. This makes you Galactic Admiral, no question. I'd thought, of course, of trying you out for Top Gunther, but this settles that. We will support you, sir, wholeheartedly—and my heartfelt thanks for coming here."
"She really shouldn't. This definitely makes you Galactic Admiral, no doubt about it. I considered trying you out for Top Gunther, but this clears that up. We will support you, sir, completely—and thank you sincerely for coming here."
"I have your permission, then, to give Fao a little discipline when she starts rocking the boat?"
"I have your permission to discipline Fao a bit when she starts rocking the boat?"
"I wish you would, sir. I'm not too easy to get along with, I admit, but I've tried to meet her a lot more than half-way. She's just too damned cocky for anybody's good."
"I wish you would, sir. I know I'm not the easiest person to get along with, but I've made an effort to meet her more than halfway. She's just way too arrogant for anybody's good."
"Check. I wish somebody would come along who could knock hell out of Belle." Then, aloud, "Belle, Delcamp and I have the thing going. Do you want in on it?"
"Check. I wish someone would come along who could really take Belle down." Then, speaking up, "Belle, Delcamp and I have this thing happening. Do you want to join us?"
Delcamp spoke to Fao, and the two women slowly, reluctantly, lowered their shields to match those of the men.
Delcamp talked to Fao, and the two women slowly, hesitantly, lowered their shields to align with those of the men.
"Your Galaxian shaking of the hands—handshake, I mean—is very good," Delcamp said, and he and Garlock shook vigorously.
"Your Galaxian handshake is really impressive," Delcamp said, and he and Garlock shook hands vigorously.
Then the crossed pairs, and lastly the two girls—although neither put much effort into the gesture.
Then the crossed pairs, and finally the two girls—though neither really put much effort into the gesture.
"Snap out of it, Belle!" Garlock sent a tight-beamed thought. "She isn't going to bite you!"
"Wake up, Belle!" Garlock sent a focused thought. "She’s not going to bite you!"
"She's been trying to, damn her, and I'm going to bite her right back—see if I don't."
"She's been trying to, damn her, and I'm going to fight back—just watch."
Garlock called the meeting to order and all four sat down. The Tellurians lighted cigarettes and the others—who, to the Earthlings' surprise, also smoked—assembled and lit two peculiar-looking things half-way between pipe and cigarette. And both pairs of smokers, after a few tentative tests, agreed in not liking at all the other's taste in tobacco.
Garlock called the meeting to order, and all four took their seats. The Tellurians lit up cigarettes, while the others—much to the Earthlings' surprise—also smoked, pulling out two strange-looking items that were a mix between a pipe and a cigarette. After a few hesitant puffs, both groups of smokers agreed that they didn’t like each other’s choice of tobacco at all.
"You know, of course, of the trip we took yesterday?" Garlock asked.
"You know about the trip we took yesterday, right?" Garlock asked.
"Yes," Delcamp admitted. "We read ComOff Flurnoy. We know of the seventy planets, but nothing of what you found."
"Yeah," Delcamp admitted. "We read ComOff Flurnoy. We know about the seventy planets, but we don't know anything about what you found."
"Okay. Of the seventy planets, all have Op fields and all have two or more Operators; one planet has forty-four of them. Only sixty-one of the planets, however, have Primes old enough for us to detect. Each of these worlds has two, and only two, Primes—one male and one female—and on each world the two Primes are of approximately the same age. On fifteen of these worlds the Primes are not yet adult. On the forty-six remaining worlds, the Primes are young adults, from pretty much like us four down to considerably younger. None of these couples is married-for-family. None of the girls has as yet had a child or is now pregnant.
"Okay. Out of the seventy planets, all have Op fields and at least two Operators; one planet even has forty-four of them. However, only sixty-one of the planets have Primes that are old enough for us to detect. Each of these worlds has exactly two Primes—one male and one female—and they are roughly the same age. On fifteen of these worlds, the Primes are still not adults. On the other forty-six worlds, the Primes are young adults, ranging from around our age down to significantly younger. None of these couples are married or have families. None of the girls have had a child or are currently pregnant."
"Now as to the information circulating all over this planet about us. Part of it is false. Part of it is misleading—to impress the military mind. Thus, the fact is that the Pleiades, as far as we know, is the only starship in the whole galaxy. Also, the information is very incomplete, especially as to the all-important fact that we were lost in space for some time before we discovered that the only possible controller of the Gunther Drive is the human mind...."
"Now about the information that's being spread all over the planet about us. Some of it is false. Some of it is misleading—to impress the military mindset. The truth is that the Pleiades, as far as we know, is the only starship in the entire galaxy. Additionally, the information is very incomplete, especially regarding the crucial fact that we were lost in space for a while before we realized that the only possible controller of the Gunther Drive is the human mind..."
"What!!!!" and argument raged until Garlock stopped it by declaring that he would prove it in the Margonians' own ship.
"What!!!!" and an argument broke out until Garlock put an end to it by stating that he would prove it on the Margonians' own ship.
Then Garlock and Belle together went on to explain and to describe—not even hinting, of course, that they had ever been outside the galaxy or had even thought of trying to do so—their concept of what the Galaxian Societies of the Galaxy would and should do; or what the Galaxian Service could, should, and would become—the Service to which they both intended to devote their lives. It wasn't even in existence yet, of course. Fao and Deggi were the only other Primes they had ever talked to in their lives. That was why they were so eager to help the Margonians get their ship built. The more starships there were at work, the faster the Service would grow into a really tremendous....
Then Garlock and Belle went on to explain and describe—not even hinting, of course, that they had ever been outside the galaxy or had ever considered doing so—their vision of what the Galaxian Societies of the Galaxy would and should accomplish; or what the Galaxian Service could, should, and would become—the Service to which they both planned to dedicate their lives. It wasn't even established yet, of course. Fao and Deggi were the only other Primes they had ever spoken to in their lives. That's why they were so eager to help the Margonians get their ship built. The more starships there were in operation, the faster the Service would grow into something truly amazing....
"Fao's getting ready to blow her top," Delcamp flashed Garlock a tight-beamed thought. "If I were doing it I'd have to start right now."
"Fao's about to lose it," Delcamp sent Garlock a focused thought. "If it were me, I'd need to start right now."
"I'll let her work up a full head of steam, then smack her bow-legged."
"I'll let her get really worked up, then I'll give her a good whack."
"Cheers, brother! I hope you can handle her!"
Cheers, bro! I hope you can manage her!
... organization. Then, when enough ships were working and enough Galaxian Societies were rolling, there would be the Regional organizations and the Galactic Council....
... organization. Then, when enough ships were in operation and enough Galaxian Societies were established, there would be the Regional organizations and the Galactic Council....
"So, on a one-planet basis and right out of your own little fat head," Fao sneered, "you have set yourself up as Grand High Chief Mogul, and all the rest of us are to crawl up to you on our bellies and kiss your feet?"
"So, based on your own narrow perspective," Fao sneered, "you've decided to elevate yourself to Grand High Chief Mogul, and the rest of us are supposed to grovel at your feet?"
"If that's the way you want to express it, yes. However, I don't know how long I personally will be in the pilot's bucket. As I told you, I will enforce the basic tenet that top Gunther is top boss—man, woman, snake, fish, or monster."
"If that's how you want to put it, sure. But honestly, I have no idea how much longer I'll be in charge. Like I mentioned before, I’m sticking to the main rule that the top Gunther is the top boss—whether it's a man, woman, snake, fish, or monster."
"Top Gunther be damned!" Fao blazed. "I don't and won't take orders from any man—in hell or in heaven or on this Earth or on any planet of any...."
"To hell with Top Gunther!" Fao shouted. "I don’t and won’t take orders from any man—in hell or in heaven or on this Earth or any other planet of any...."
"Fao!" Delcamp exclaimed, "Please keep still—please!"
"Wow!" Delcamp exclaimed, "Please stay still—please!"
"Let her rave," Garlock said, coldly. "This is just a three-year-old baby's tantrum. If she keeps it up, I'll give her the damnedest jolt she ever got in all her spoiled life."
"Let her go off," Garlock said, coldly. "This is just a three-year-old's tantrum. If she keeps it up, I’ll give her the biggest shock she’s ever had in her spoiled life."
Belle whistled sharply to call Fao's attention, then tight-beamed a thought. "If you've got any part of a brain, slick chick, you'd better start using it. The boy friend not only plays rough, but he doesn't bluff."
Belle whistled sharply to get Fao's attention, then sent a focused thought. "If you've got any sense, slick chick, you’d better start using it. The boyfriend not only plays dirty, but he doesn’t bluff."
"To hell with all that!" Fao rushed on. "We don't have anything to do with your organization—go on back home or anywhere else you want to. We'll finish our own ship and build our own organization and run it to suit ourselves. We'll...."
"Forget all that!" Fao pressed on. "We have nothing to do with your group—go back home or wherever else you want to go. We’ll finish our own ship and build our own organization and run it however we like. We’ll...."
"That's enough of that." Garlock penetrated her shield as easily as he had the man's, and held her in lock. "You are not going to wreck this project. You will start behaving yourself right now or I'll spread your mind wide open for Belle and Deggi to look at and see exactly what kind of a half-baked jerk you are. If that doesn't work, I'll put you into a Gunther-blocked cell aboard the Pleiades and keep you there until the ship is finished and we leave Margonia. How do you want it?"
"That's enough of that." Garlock broke through her defenses as easily as he had with the man, and secured her in place. "You are not going to ruin this project. You will start acting right now, or I'll expose your thoughts for Belle and Deggi to see exactly what kind of a half-baked jerk you are. If that doesn't work, I'll lock you in a Gunther-blocked cell on the Pleiades and keep you there until the ship is finished and we leave Margonia. How do you want to handle this?"
Fao was shocked as she had never been shocked before. At first she tried viciously to fight; but, finding that useless against the appalling power of the mind holding hers, she stopped struggling and began really to think.
Fao was stunned like never before. At first, she fought fiercely, but when she realized it was pointless against the overwhelming force of the mind controlling hers, she stopped struggling and started to think seriously.
"That's better. You've got what it takes to think with. Go ahead and do it."
"That's better. You've got what it takes to think through this. Go ahead and do it."
And Fao Talaho did have it. Plenty of it. She learned.
And Fao Talaho had it. A lot of it. She learned.
"I'll be good," she said, finally. "Honestly. I'm ashamed, really, but after I got started I couldn't stop. But I can now, I'm sure."
"I'll be good," she said at last. "Honestly. I'm really ashamed, but once I started, I couldn't stop. But I can now, I'm sure."
"I'm sure you can, too. I know exactly how it is. All us Primes have to get hell knocked out of us before we amount to a whoop in Hades. Deggi got his one way, I got mine another, you got yours this way. No, neither of the others knows anything about this conversation and they won't. This is strictly between you and me."
"I'm sure you can too. I totally understand. All of us Primes have to go through a tough time before we really make a difference. Deggi had his struggles one way, I had mine another, and you had yours like this. No, neither of the others knows anything about this conversation, and they won’t. This is just between you and me."
"I'm awfully glad of that. And I think I ... yes, damn you, thanks!"
"I'm really glad about that. And I think I ... yes, screw you, thanks!"
Garlock released her and, after a few sobs, a couple of gulps, and a dabbing at her eyes with an inadequate handkerchief, she said: "I'm sorry, Deggi, and you, too, Belle. I'll try not to act like such a fool any more."
Garlock let her go and, after a few sobs, a couple of gulps, and dabbing at her eyes with a flimsy handkerchief, she said: "I'm sorry, Deggi, and you too, Belle. I'll try not to act so foolish anymore."
Delcamp and Belle both stared at Garlock; Belle licked her lips.
Delcamp and Belle both stared at Garlock; Belle wet her lips.
"No comment," he thought at the man; and, to Belle, "She just took a beating. Will you sheathe your claws and take a lot of pains to be extra nice to her the rest of the day?"
"No comment," he thought at the man; and, to Belle, "She just got hurt. Will you put your claws away and make an extra effort to be really nice to her for the rest of the day?"
"Why, surely. I'm always nice to anybody who is nice to me."
"Of course. I'm always nice to anyone who is nice to me."
"Says you," Garlock replied, skeptically, and all four went to work as though nothing had happened.
"Says you," Garlock said, sounding doubtful, and all four of them got to work as if nothing had happened.
They went through the shops and the almost-finished ship. They studied blueprints. They met all the Operators and discussed generators and fields of force and mathematics and paraphysics and Guntherics. They argued so hotly about mental control that Garlock had James bring the Pleiades over to new-christened Galaxian Field so that he could prove his point then and there.
They walked through the stores and the nearly finished ship. They examined blueprints. They met all the Operators and talked about generators and fields of force and math and paraphysics and Guntherics. They debated so passionately about mental control that Garlock had James bring the Pleiades over to the newly named Galaxian Field so he could prove his point on the spot.
Entlore and Holson came along this time, as well as the ComOff; and all three were nonplussed and surprised to see each member of the "crackpot" group hurl the huge starship from one solar system to any other one desired, apparently merely by thinking about it. And the "crackpots" were extremely surprised to find themselves hopelessly lost in uncharted galactic wildernesses every time they did not think, definitely and positively, of one specific destination. Then Garlock took a chance. He had to take it sometime; he might just as well do it now.
Entlore and Holson joined this time, along with the ComOff; and all three were taken aback and shocked to see each member of the "crackpot" group fling the massive starship from one solar system to any other they wanted, seemingly just by thinking about it. The "crackpots" were incredibly surprised to find themselves hopelessly lost in uncharted galactic wildernesses every time they didn’t think clearly and positively about a specific destination. Then Garlock decided to take a risk. He had to do it eventually; he might as well do it now.
"See if you can hit Andromeda, Deggi," he suggested.
"Try hitting Andromeda, Deggi," he suggested.
While Belle, James, and Lola held their breaths, Delcamp tried. The starship went toward the huge nebula, but stopped at the last suitable planet on the galaxy's rim.
While Belle, James, and Lola held their breath, Delcamp made his move. The starship headed for the massive nebula but stopped at the last suitable planet on the edge of the galaxy.
"Can you hit Andromeda?" Delcamp asked, more than half jealously, and Belle tensed her muscles.
"Can you hit Andromeda?" Delcamp asked, sounding a bit jealous, and Belle tightened her muscles.
"Never tried it," Garlock said, easily. "I suppose, though, since you couldn't kick the old girl out of our good old home galaxy, she'll just sit right here for me, too."
"Never tried it," Garlock said casually. "I guess, since you couldn't kick the old girl out of our beloved home galaxy, she'll just stay right here for me as well."
He went through the motions and the Pleiades did sit right there—which was exactly what he had told her to do. And everybody—even the "crackpots"—breathed more easily.
He went through the motions and the Pleiades were right there—which was exactly what he had told her to do. And everyone—even the "crackpots"—breathed more easily.
And Belle was "nice" to Fao; she didn't use her claws, even once, all day. And, just before quitting time—
And Belle was "nice" to Fao; she didn't use her claws at all, all day. And right before quitting time—
"Does he ... I mean, did he ever ... well, sort of knock you around?" Fao asked.
"Does he ... I mean, did he ever ... well, kind of rough you up?" Fao asked.
"I'll say he hasn't!" Belle's nostrils flared slightly at the mere thought. "I'd stick a knife into him, the big jerk."
"I'll say he hasn't!" Belle's nostrils flared slightly at the thought. "I'd stab him with a knife, that big jerk."
"Oh, I didn't mean physically...."
"Oh, I didn't mean literally...."
"Through my blocks? A Prime's blocks? Don't be ridiculous, Fao!"
"Through my blocks? A Prime's blocks? That's absurd, Fao!"
"What do you mean, 'ridiculous'?" Fao snapped. "You tried my blocks. What did they feel like to you—mosquito netting? What I thought was.... Oh, all he really said was that all Primes had to have hell knocked out of them before they could be any good. That he had had it one way, Deggi another, and me a third. I see—you haven't had yours yet."
"What do you mean, 'ridiculous'?" Fao snapped. "You tried my blocks. What did they feel like to you—mosquito netting? What I thought was.... Oh, all he really said was that all Primes had to have the rough stuff beaten out of them before they could be any good. That he had his experience one way, Deggi another, and mine was different. I get it—you haven't had yours yet."
"I certainly haven't. And if he ever tries it, I'll...."
"I definitely haven't. And if he ever tries, I'll...."
"Oh, he won't. He couldn't, very well, because after you're married, it would...."
"Oh, he won't. He couldn't, really, because after you’re married, it would...."
"Did the big lug tell you I was going to marry him?"
"Did that big guy tell you I was going to marry him?"
"Of course not. No fringes, even. But who else are you going to marry? If the whole universe was clear full of the finest men imaginable—pure dreamboats, no less—can you even conceive of you marrying any one of them except him?"
"Of course not. No fringes at all. But who else are you going to marry? If the entire universe was filled with the best guys you can imagine—total dreamboats, no less—can you even picture yourself marrying any of them except him?"
"I'm not going to marry anybody. Ever."
"I'm not going to marry anyone. Ever."
"No? You, with your Prime's mind and your Prime's body, not have any children? And you tell me not to be ridiculous?"
"No? You, with your Prime's mind and your Prime's body, don’t have any kids? And you tell me not to be ridiculous?"
That stopped Belle cold, but she wouldn't admit it. Instead—"I don't get it. What did he do to you, anyway?"
That caught Belle off guard, but she wouldn't admit it. Instead—"I don’t get it. What did he do to you, anyway?"
Fao's block set itself so tight that it took her a full minute to soften it down enough for even the thinnest thought to get through. "That's something nobody will ever know. But anyway, unless ... unless you find another Prime as strong as Clee is—and I don't really think there are any, do you?"
Fao's block was so solid that it took her a whole minute to loosen it enough for even the slightest thought to get through. "That's something no one will ever know. But anyway, unless... unless you find another Prime as strong as Clee is—and I really don't think there are any, do you?"
"Of course there aren't. There's only one of his class, anywhere. He's it," Belle said, with profound conviction.
"Of course there aren't. There's only one person like him, anywhere. He's the only one," Belle said, with strong conviction.
"That makes it tough for you. You'll have the toughest job imaginable. The very toughest. I know."
"That makes things hard for you. You'll have the hardest job possible. The absolute hardest. I get it."
"Huh? What job?"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Since Clee won't do it for you, and since nobody else can, you'll have to just simply knock hell out of yourself."
"Since Clee won't do it for you, and since nobody else can, you'll just have to really push yourself."
And in Garlock's room that night, getting ready for bed, Belle asked suddenly, "Clee, what in hell did you do to Fao Talaho?"
And in Garlock's room that night, getting ready for bed, Belle suddenly asked, "Clee, what the heck did you do to Fao Talaho?"
"Nothing much. She's a mighty good egg, really."
"Not much. She's a pretty great person, honestly."
"Could you do it, whatever it was, to me?"
"Could you do it, whatever it is, to me?"
"I don't know; I never tried it."
"I don't know; I've never tried it."
"Would you, then, if I asked you to?"
"Would you, then, if I asked you to?"
"No."
"Nope."
"Why not?"
"Why not?"
"Answer that yourself."
"Answer that on your own."
"And it was 'nothing much,' it says here in fine print. But I think I know just about what it was. Don't I?"
"And it was 'nothing much,' it says here in small print. But I think I know pretty much what it was. Don't I?"
"I wouldn't be surprised."
"I'd be surprised."
"You knocked hell out of yourself, didn't you?"
"You really went hard on yourself, didn't you?"
"I lied to her about that. I'm still trying to."
"I lied to her about that. I'm still working on it."
"So I've got to do it to myself. And I haven't started yet?"
"So I have to do this myself. And I haven't started yet?"
"Check. But you're several years younger than I am, you know."
"Check. But you’re a few years younger than me, you know."
Belle thought it over for a minute, then stubbed out her cigarette and shrugged her shoulders. "No sale. Put it back on the shelf. I like me better the way I am. That is, I think I do.... In a way, though, I'm sorry, Clee darling."
Belle thought about it for a minute, then put out her cigarette and shrugged. "No deal. Just put it back on the shelf. I like myself better the way I am. That is, I think I do.... But in a way, I'm sorry, Clee darling."
"Darling? Something new has been added. I wish you really meant that, ace."
"Hey, babe? Something new has been added. I wish you actually meant that, champ."
"I'm still 'ace' after what I just said? I'm glad, Clee. 'Ace' is ever so much nicer than 'chum.'"
"I'm still 'ace' after what I just said? I'm glad, Clee. 'Ace' is so much nicer than 'chum.'"
"Ace. The top of the deck. You are, and always will be."
"Ace. The best of the deck. You are, and always will be."
"As for meaning it, I wish I didn't." Ready for bed, Belle was much more completely and much less revealingly dressed than during her working hours. She slid into bed beside him, pulled the covers up to her chin, and turned off the light by glancing at the switch. "If I thought anything could ever come of it, though, I'd do it if I had to pound myself unconscious with a club. But I wouldn't be here, then, either—I'd scoot into my own room so fast my head would spin."
"As for meaning it, I wish I didn't." Ready for bed, Belle was dressed more modestly and less revealingly than during her work hours. She slid into bed next to him, pulled the covers up to her chin, and turned off the light with a glance at the switch. "If I thought anything could ever come of it, though, I'd do it even if I had to knock myself out with a club. But I wouldn't be here then either—I’d dash to my own room so fast my head would spin."
"You wouldn't have to. You wouldn't be here."
"You wouldn't need to. You wouldn't be here."
"I wouldn't, at that. That's one of the things I like so much about you. But honestly, Clee—seriously, screens-down honestly—can you see any possible future in it?"
"I wouldn't, not at all. That's one of the things I really like about you. But honestly, Clee—like, seriously, putting screens down honestly—can you see any possible future in this?"
"No. Neither of us would give that much. Neither of us can. And there's nothing one-sided about it; I'm no more fit to be a husband than you are to be a wife. And God help our children—they'd certainly need it."
"No. Neither of us would give that much. Neither of us can. And it's not one-sided; I'm no more ready to be a husband than you are to be a wife. And God help our kids—they'd definitely need it."
"We'd never have any. I can't picture us living in marriage for nine months without committing at least mayhem. Why, in just the little time we've been paired, how many times have you thrown me out of this very room, with the fervent hope that I'd drown in deep space before you ever saw me again?"
"We’d never manage that. I can't imagine us being married for nine months without causing total chaos. Seriously, in the short time we’ve been together, how many times have you kicked me out of this room, wishing I'd vanish into deep space before you ever laid eyes on me again?"
"At a guess, about the same number of times as you have stormed out under your own power, slamming the door so hard it sprung half the seams of the ship and swearing you'd slice me up into sandwich meat if I ever so much as looked at you again."
"Probably about the same number of times as you've walked out on your own, slamming the door so hard it blew half the seams of the ship, and vowing to chop me up into sandwich meat if I ever even glanced your way again."
"That's what I mean. But how come we got off on this subject, I wonder? Because when we aren't fighting, like now, it's purely wonderful. So I'll say it again. Good night, Clee, darling."
"That's what I mean. But how did we end up on this topic, I wonder? Because when we're not arguing, like right now, it's just great. So I'll say it again. Good night, Clee, darling."
"Good night, ace." In the dark his lips sought hers and found them.
"Good night, champ." In the dark, his lips searched for hers and found them.
The fervor of her kiss was not only much more intense than any he had ever felt before. It was much, very much more intense than Belle Bellamy had either wanted it or intended it to be.
The passion of her kiss was not only way more intense than anything he had ever experienced before. It was way, way more intense than Belle Bellamy had either wanted or meant for it to be.
Next morning, at the workman's hour of eight o'clock, the four Tellurians appeared in the office of Margonia's Galaxian Field.
Next morning, at the worker's hour of eight o'clock, the four Tellurians showed up in the office of Margonia's Galaxian Field.
"The first thing to do, Deggi, is to go over in detail your blueprints for the generators and the drive," Garlock said.
"The first thing to do, Deggi, is to go over your blueprints for the generators and the drive in detail," Garlock said.
"I suppose so. The funny pictures, eh?" Delcamp had learned much, the previous day; his own performance with the Pleiades had humbled him markedly.
"I guess so. The funny pictures, right?" Delcamp had learned a lot the day before; his own performance with the Pleiades had really humbled him.
"By no means, my friend," Garlock said, cheerfully. "While your stuff isn't exactly like ours—it couldn't be, hardly; the field is so big and so new—that alone is no reason for it not to work. James can tell you. He's the Solar System's top engineer. What do you think, Jim?"
"Not at all, my friend," Garlock said, cheerfully. "Even though your stuff isn't exactly like ours—it couldn't be, really; the field is so vast and new—that's not a reason for it not to work. James can confirm that. He's the top engineer in the Solar System. What do you think, Jim?"
"What I saw in the ship yesterday will work. What few of the prints I saw yesterday will fabricate, and the fabrications will work. The main trouble with this project, it seems to me, is that nobody's building the ship."
"What I saw on the ship yesterday will work. The few prints I checked out yesterday will be created, and those creations will work. The biggest issue with this project, it seems to me, is that no one is actually building the ship."
"What do you mean by that crack?" Fao blazed.
"What do you mean by that crack?" Fao yelled.
"Just that. You're a bunch of prima donnas; each doing exactly as he pleases. So some of the stuff is getting done three or four times, in three or four different ways, while a lot of it isn't getting done at all."
"Just that. You're a group of divas, each doing whatever they want. So some tasks are getting done three or four times, in three or four different ways, while a lot of it isn't getting done at all."
"Such as?" Delcamp demanded, and—
"Like what?" Delcamp demanded, and—
"Well, if you don't like the way we are doing things you can...." Fao began.
"Well, if you don't like the way we're doing things, you can...." Fao started.
"Just a minute, everybody." Lola came in, with a disarming grin. "How much of that is hindsight, Jim? You've built one, you know—and from all accounts, progress wasn't nearly as smooth as your story can be taken to indicate."
"Hold on a sec, everyone." Lola walked in, flashing a charming smile. "How much of that is looking back, Jim? You've created one yourself, you know—and from what I've heard, the process wasn't nearly as easy as your story seems to suggest."
"You've got a point there, Lola," Garlock agreed. "We slid back two steps for every three we took forward."
"You've got a point there, Lola," Garlock agreed. "We went back two steps for every three we moved forward."
"Well ... maybe," James admitted.
"Well... maybe," James admitted.
"So why don't you, Fao and Deggi, put Jim in charge of construction?"
"So why don't you, Fao and Deggi, put Jim in charge of building?"
Fao threw back her silvery head and glared, but Delcamp jumped at the chance. "Would you, Jim?"
Fao tilted her head back and glared, but Delcamp seized the opportunity. "Would you, Jim?"
"Sure—unless Miss Talaho objects."
"Sure—unless Ms. Talaho objects."
"She won't." Delcamp's eyes locked with Fao's, and Fao kept still. "Thanks immensely, Jim. And I know what you mean." He went over to a cabinet of wide, flat drawers and brought back a sheaf of drawings. Not blueprints, but original drawings in pencil. "Such as this. I haven't even got it designed yet, to say nothing of building it."
"She won't." Delcamp's eyes met Fao's, and Fao remained still. "Thanks a lot, Jim. I get what you're saying." He went to a cabinet with wide, flat drawers and returned with a stack of drawings. Not blueprints, but original pencil sketches. "Like this. I haven't even designed it yet, let alone built it."
James began to leaf through the stack of drawings. They were full of erasures, re-drawings, and such notations as "See sheets 17-B, 21-A, and 27-F." Halfway through the pile he paused, turned backward three sheets, and studied for minutes. Then, holding that one sheet by a corner, he went rapidly through the rest of the stack.
James started to flip through the stack of drawings. They were covered in erasures, re-drawings, and notes like "See sheets 17-B, 21-A, and 27-F." Halfway through the pile, he stopped, flipped back three sheets, and examined one for several minutes. Then, holding that sheet by a corner, he quickly went through the rest of the stack.
"This is it," he said then, pulling the one sheet out and spreading it flat. "What we call Unit Eight—the heart of the drive." Then, tight-beamed to Garlock:
"This is it," he said, pulling out the one sheet and laying it flat. "What we refer to as Unit Eight—the core of the drive." Then, he focused directly on Garlock:
"This is the thing that you designed in toto and that I never could understand any part of. All I did was build it. It must generate those Prime fields."
"This is the thing that you designed in toto and that I never could understand any part of. All I did was build it. It must generate those Prime fields."
"Probably," Garlock flashed back. "I didn't understand it any too well myself. How does it look?"
"Probably," Garlock replied. "I didn't really get it myself. What does it look like?"
"He isn't even close. He's got only half of the constants down, and half of the ones he has got down are wrong. Look at this mess here...."
"He's not even in the ballpark. He only has half of the constants right, and half of those are wrong. Check out this mess here...."
"I'll take your word for it. I haven't your affinity for blueprints, you know, or your eidetic memory for them."
"I'll take your word for it. I don't have your knack for blueprints, you know, or your perfect memory for them."
"Do you want me to give him the whole works?"
"Do you want me to give him everything?"
"We'll have to, I think. Or the ship might not work at all."
"We'll have to, I think. Otherwise, the ship might not work at all."
"Could be—but how about intergalactic hops?"
"Could be—but what about intergalactic hops?"
"He couldn't do it with the Pleiades, so he won't be able to with this. Besides, if we change it in any particular he might. You see, I don't know very much more about Unit Eight than you do."
"He couldn't do it with the Pleiades, so he won't be able to with this. Besides, if we change it in any way, he might. You see, I don't know much more about Unit Eight than you do."
"That could be, too." Then, as though just emerging from his concentration on the drawings, James thought at Delcamp and Fao, but on the open, general band.
"That could be, too." Then, as if just coming out of his focus on the drawings, James thought about Delcamp and Fao, but in a broad, general sense.
"A good many errors and a lot of blanks, but in general you're on the right track. I can finish up this drawing in a couple of hours, and we can build the unit in a couple of days. With that in place, the rest of the ship will go fast.
"A lot of mistakes and some gaps, but overall you're headed in the right direction. I can wrap up this drawing in a couple of hours, and we can put together the unit in a couple of days. Once that's done, the rest of the ship will come together quickly."
"If Miss Talaho wants me to," he concluded, pointedly.
"If Miss Talaho wants me to," he finished, pointedly.
"Oh, I do, Jim—really I do!" At long last, stiff-backed Fao softened and bent. She seized both his hands. "If you can, it'd be too wonderful for words!"
"Oh, I really do, Jim! I truly do!" Finally, stiff-backed Fao relaxed and leaned in. She grabbed both of his hands. "If you can make it happen, that would be absolutely amazing!"
"Okay. One question. Why are you building your ship so small?"
"Okay. One question. Why are you making your ship so small?"
"Why, it's plenty big enough for two," Delcamp said. "For four, in a pinch. Why did you make yours so big? Your Main is big enough almost for a convention hall."
"Why, it's definitely big enough for two," Delcamp said. "For four, if we really have to. Why did you make yours so huge? Your Main is practically big enough for a convention hall."
"That's what we figured it might have to be, at times," Garlock said. "But that's a very minor point. With yours so nearly ready to flit, no change in size is indicated now. But Belle and I have got to have another conference with the legal eagle. So if you and Brownie, Jim, will 'port whatever you need out of the Pleiades, we'll be on our way.
"That's what we thought might be the case sometimes," Garlock said. "But that's just a small detail. Since yours is almost ready to go, no change in size is needed now. However, Belle and I need to have another meeting with our lawyer. So if you and Brownie, Jim, can grab whatever you need from the Pleiades, we’ll be on our way."
"So long—see you in a few days," he added, and the Pleiades vanished; to appear instantaneously high above the stratosphere over what was to become the Galaxian Field of Earth.
"So long—see you in a few days," he added, and the Pleiades disappeared; to show up instantly high above the stratosphere over what would become the Galaxian Field of Earth.
"Got a minute, Gene?" he sent a thought.
"Got a minute, Gene?" he communicated telepathically.
"For you two Primes, as many as you like. We haven't started building or fencing yet, as you suggested, but we have bought all the real estate. So land the ship anywhere out there and I'll send a jeep out after you."
"For you two Primes, take as many as you want. We haven't started building or fencing yet, like you suggested, but we have bought all the property. So park the ship anywhere out there, and I'll send a jeep to you."
"Thanks, but no jeep. Nobody but you knows that we've really got control of the Pleiades, and I want everybody else to keep on thinking it's strictly for the birds. We'll 'port in to your office whenever you say."
"Thanks, but no jeep. No one but you knows that we actually have control of the Pleiades, and I want everyone else to keep thinking it's nothing special. We'll drop by your office whenever you say."
"I say now."
"I'm saying it now."
In no time at all the two Primes were seated in the private office of Eugene Evans, Head of the Legal Department of the newly re-incorporated Galaxian Society of Sol, Inc. Evans was a tall man, slightly thin, slightly stooped, whose thick tri-focals did nothing whatever to hide the keenness of his steel-gray eyes.
In no time at all, the two Primes were sitting in the private office of Eugene Evans, Head of the Legal Department of the newly re-incorporated Galaxian Society of Sol, Inc. Evans was a tall man, somewhat thin and slightly hunched, whose thick tri-focals did nothing to hide the sharpness of his steel-gray eyes.
"The first thing, Gene," Garlock said, "is this employment contract thing. Have you figured out a way to break it?"
"The first thing, Gene," Garlock said, "is this employment contract. Have you found a way to get out of it?"
"It can't be broken." The lawyer shook his head.
"It can't be broken." The lawyer replied, shaking his head.
"Huh? I thought you top-bracket legal eagles could break anything, if you really tried."
"Huh? I thought you top-notch lawyers could tackle anything if you really put your mind to it."
"A good many things, yes, especially if they're long and complicated. The Standard Employment Contract, however, is short, explicit, and iron-clad. The employer can discharge the employee for any one of a number of offenses, including insubordination; which, as a matter of fact, the employer himself is allowed to define. On the other hand, the employee cannot quit except for some such fantastic reason as the non-tendering—not non-payment, mind you, but non-tendering—of salary."
"A lot of things, yes, especially if they're lengthy and complex. The Standard Employment Contract, however, is brief, clear, and solid. The employer can fire the employee for various offenses, including insubordination; which, by the way, the employer can define himself. On the flip side, the employee can only leave for some outrageous reason like the non-tendering—not non-payment, just non-tendering—of salary."
"I didn't expect that—it kicks us in the teeth before we get started." Garlock got up, lighted a cigarette, and prowled about the big room. "Okay. Jim and I will have to get ourselves fired, then."
"I didn't see that coming—it hits us hard before we even begin." Garlock stood up, lit a cigarette, and paced around the large room. "Alright. Jim and I will have to find a way to get ourselves fired, then."
"Fired!" Belle snorted. "Clee, you talk like a man with a paper nose! Who else could run the Project? That is," her whole manner changed; "he doesn't know I can run it as well as you can—or better—but I could tell him—and maybe you think I wouldn't!"
"Fired!" Belle scoffed. "Clee, you sound like someone with a paper nose! Who else could manage the Project? That is," her attitude shifted completely; "he doesn't realize I can handle it just as well as you—or even better—but I could let him know—and maybe you think I wouldn't!"
"You won't have to. Gene, you can start spreading the news that Belle Bellamy is a real, honest-to-God Prime Operator in every respect. That she knows more about Project Gunther than I do and could run it better. Ferber undoubtedly knows that Belle and I have been at loggerheads ever since we first met—spread it thick that we're fighting worse than ever. Which, by the way, is the truth."
"You won’t need to. Gene, you can start spreading the word that Belle Bellamy is a genuine, honest-to-God Prime Operator in every way. She knows more about Project Gunther than I do and could manage it better. Ferber definitely knows that Belle and I have been at odds since day one—make it clear that we’re fighting worse than ever. Which, by the way, is true."
"Fighting? Why, you seemed friendly enough...."
"Fighting? You seemed nice enough..."
"Yeah, we can be friendly for about fifteen minutes if we try real hard, as now. The cold fact is, though, that she's just as much three-quarters hellcat and one-quarter potassium cyanide as she...."
"Yeah, we can be friendly for about fifteen minutes if we really try, like now. The cold truth is, though, that she’s just as much three-quarters hellcat and one-quarter potassium cyanide as she...."
"I like that!" Belle stormed. She leaped to her feet, her eyes shooting sparks. "All my fault! Why, you self-centered, egotistical, domineering jerk, I could write a book...."
"I like that!" Belle exclaimed angrily. She jumped to her feet, her eyes blazing with intensity. "All my fault! Why, you selfish, self-absorbed, controlling jerk, I could write a book...."
"That's enough—let it go—please!" Evans pleaded. He jumped up, took each of the combatants by a shoulder, sat them down into the chairs they had vacated, and resumed his own seat. "The demonstration was eminently successful. I will spread the word, through several channels. Chancellor Ferber will get it all, rest assured."
"That's enough—just drop it—please!" Evans begged. He jumped up, grabbed each of the fighters by the shoulder, sat them back in the chairs they had just left, and took his own seat again. "The demonstration went really well. I’ll make sure to share the news through a few different channels. Chancellor Ferber will be updated, don’t worry."
"And I'll get the job!" Belle snapped. "And maybe you think I won't take it!"
"And I'll get the job!" Belle snapped. "And maybe you think I won't take it!"
"Yeah?" came Garlock's searing thought. "You'd do anything to get it and to keep it. Yeah. I do think."
"Yeah?" came Garlock's intense thought. "You'd do anything to get it and hold onto it. Yeah. I do think."
"Oh?" Belle's body stiffened, her face hardened. "I've heard stories, of course, but I couldn't quite ... but surely, he can't be that stupid—to think he can buy me like so many pounds of calf-liver?"
"Oh?" Belle's body tensed, her expression grew stern. "I've heard stories, of course, but I couldn't quite ... but surely, he can't be that foolish—to think he can buy me like some cheap cuts of meat?"
"He surely is. He does. And it works. That is, if he's ever missed, nobody ever heard of it."
"He definitely is. He does. And it works. That is, if he’s ever missed, nobody has ever heard of it."
"But how could a man in such a big job possibly get away with such foul stuff as that?"
"But how could a man in such a big position possibly get away with such terrible stuff as that?"
"Because all the SSE is interested in is money, and Alonzo P. Ferber is a tremendously able top executive. In the big black-and-red money books he's always 'way, 'way up in the black, and nobody cares about his conduct."
"Because all the SSE cares about is money, and Alonzo P. Ferber is an incredibly skilled top executive. In the big black-and-red financial records, he's always way ahead in the profits, and nobody pays attention to his behavior."
Belle, even though she was already convinced, glanced questioningly at Evans.
Belle, even though she was already convinced, looked at Evans with a questioning expression.
"That's it, Miss Bellamy. That's it, in a precise, if somewhat crude, nutshell."
"That's it, Miss Bellamy. That's it, in a straightforward, if somewhat blunt, nutshell."
"That's that, then. But just how, Clee—if he's as smart as you say he is—do you think you can make him fire you?"
"That's it, then. But how, Clee—if he's as smart as you say—do you think you can get him to fire you?"
"I don't know—haven't thought about it yet. But I could be pretty insubordinate if I really tried."
"I don't know—I haven't figured it out yet. But I could definitely be pretty defiant if I really wanted to."
"That's the understatement of the century."
"That's putting it mildly."
"I'll devote the imponderable force of the intellect to the problem and check with you later. Now, Gene, about the proposed Galactic Service, the Council, and so on. What is the reaction? Yours, personally, and others?"
"I'll put my thinking power to this issue and get back to you later. Now, Gene, regarding the suggested Galactic Service, the Council, and so on. What's the feedback? Yours personally, and from others?"
"My personal reaction is immensely favorable; I think it the greatest advance that humanity has ever made. I have been very cautious, of course, in discussing, or even mentioning the matter, but the reaction of everyone I have sounded—good men; big men in their respective fields—has been as enthusiastic as my own."
"My personal reaction is extremely positive; I think it's the greatest advancement humanity has ever made. I've been very careful, of course, in discussing or even bringing up the topic, but the response from everyone I've talked to—good people; important figures in their fields—has been just as enthusiastic as mine."
"Good. It won't surprise you, probably, to be told that you are to be this system's councillor and—if we can swing it and I think we can—the first President of the Galactic Council?"
"Great. It probably won't surprise you to hear that you're going to be this system's councillor and—if we can make it happen, which I believe we can—you'll be the first President of the Galactic Council?"
Evans was so surprised that it was almost a minute before he could reply coherently. Then: "I am surprised—very much so. I thought, of course, that you yourself would...."
Evans was so shocked that it took him nearly a minute to respond clearly. Then he said, "I am surprised—very much so. I thought, of course, that you would...."
"Far from it!" Garlock said, positively. "I'm not the type. You are. You're better than anyone else of the Galaxians—which means than anyone else period. With the possible exception of Lola, and she fits better on our exploration team. Check, Belle?"
"Not at all!" Garlock said confidently. "I'm not that kind of person. You are. You're better than any of the Galaxians—which means you're better than anyone, really. Maybe except for Lola, but she’s a better fit for our exploration team. Right, Belle?"
"Check. For once, I agree with you without reservation. That's a job we can work at all the rest of our lives, and scarcely start it."
"Check. For once, I completely agree with you. That's a job we can work on for the rest of our lives and barely make a dent in it."
"True—indubitably true. I appreciate your confidence in me, and if the vote so falls I will do whatever I can."
"True—definitely true. I appreciate your trust in me, and if the vote goes that way, I'll do whatever I can."
"We know you will, and thank you. How long will it take to organize? A couple of weeks? And is there anything else we have to cover now?"
"We know you will, and thanks you. How long will it take to get organized? A couple of weeks? Is there anything else we need to discuss now?"
"A couple of weeks!" Evans was shocked. "You are naive indeed, young man, to think anything of this magnitude can even be started in such a short time as that. And yes, there are dozens of matters—hundreds—that should be discussed before I can even start to work intelligently."
"A couple of weeks!" Evans exclaimed in disbelief. "You really are naive, young man, to believe that anything this significant can be initiated in such a brief time. And yes, there are countless issues—hundreds—that need to be addressed before I can even begin to work effectively."
Hence discussions went on and on and on. It was three days before Garlock and Belle 'ported themselves up into the Pleiades and the starship displaced itself instantaneously to Margonia.
Hence discussions went on endlessly. It took three days before Garlock and Belle 'ported themselves up into the Pleiades, and the starship immediately displaced itself to Margonia.
Meanwhile, on Margonia, James James James the Ninth went directly to the heart of his job by leading Lola and Fao into Delcamp's office and setting up its Gunther blocks.
Meanwhile, on Margonia, James James James the Ninth went straight to the heart of his work by taking Lola and Fao into Delcamp's office and arranging its Gunther blocks.
"You said you want me to build your starship. Okay, but I want you both—Fao especially—to realize exactly what that means. I know what to do and how to do it. I can handle your Operators and get the job done. However, I can't handle either of you, since you both out-Gunther me, and I'm not going to try to. But there can't be two bosses on any one job, to say nothing of three or seventeen. So either I run the job or I don't. If either of you steps in, I step out and don't come back in. And remember that you're not doing us any favors—it's strictly vice versa."
"You said you want me to build your starship. Fine, but I want you both—especially Fao—to understand what that really means. I know what to do and how to do it. I can work with your Operators and get the job done. However, I can't manage either of you, since you both outmatch me, and I’m not going to try. But there can't be two bosses on one job, let alone three or seventeen. So either I lead the job or I don’t. If either of you interferes, I’ll walk away and won’t come back. And remember, you aren't doing us any favors—it's totally the other way around."
"Jim!" Lola protested. Fao's hackles were very evidently on the rise; Delcamp's face was hardening. "Don't be so rough, Jim, please. That's no way to...."
"Jim!" Lola protested. Fao's hackles were clearly up; Delcamp's face was hardening. "Don't be so rough, Jim, please. That's no way to...."
"If you can pretty this up, pet, I'll be glad to have you say it for me. Here's what you have to work on. If I do the job they'll have their starship in a few weeks. The way they've been going, they won't have it in twenty-five years. And the only way to get that bunch out there to really work is to tell each one of them to cooperate or else—and enforce the 'or else.'"
"If you can make this sound better, sweetheart, I'd really appreciate you saying it for me. Here’s what you need to focus on. If I handle it, they'll have their starship ready in a few weeks. At the rate they're going, it’ll take them twenty-five years. And the only way to get that group to actually work is to tell each of them to cooperate or else—and make sure the 'or else' is enforced."
"But they'd quit!" Delcamp protested. "They'll all quit!"
"But they'd quit!" Delcamp protested. "They'll all quit!"
"With suspension or expulsion from the Society the consequences? Hardly." James said.
"Is suspension or expulsion from the Society really the consequence? Not likely," James said.
"But you wouldn't do that—you couldn't."
"But you wouldn't do that—you can't."
"I wouldn't?"
"I wouldn't?"
"Of course he wouldn't," Lola put in, soothingly, "except as a very last resort. And, even at worst, Jim could build it almost as easily with common labor. You Primes don't really have to have any Operators at all, you know; but all your Operators together would be perfectly helpless without at least one Prime."
"Of course he wouldn't," Lola added calmly, "unless it was an absolute last resort. And even in the worst situation, Jim could build it pretty easily with regular workers. You Primes really don’t need any Operators at all, you know; but all your Operators combined would be completely powerless without at least one Prime."
"How come?" and "In what way?" Delcamp and Fao demanded together.
"How come?" and "In what way?" Delcamp and Fao asked together.
"Oh, didn't you know? After the ship is built and the fields are charged and so on, everything has to be activated—the hundred and one things that make it so nearly alive—and that is strictly a Prime's job. Even Jim can't do it."
"Oh, didn't you know? After the ship is built and the fields are charged and everything, everything has to be activated—the hundred and one things that make it almost alive—and that's strictly a Prime's job. Even Jim can't do it."
"I see ... or, rather, I don't see at all," Fao said, thoughtfully. She was no longer either excited or angry. "A few weeks against twenty-five years ... what do you think of his time estimate, Deg my dear?"
"I see ... or, actually, I don't see anything," Fao said, lost in thought. She was neither excited nor angry anymore. "A few weeks compared to twenty-five years ... what do you think of his time estimate, Deg my dear?"
"I hadn't thought it would take nearly that long; but this 'activation' thing scares me. Nothing in my theory even hints at any such thing. So—if there's so much I don't know yet, even in theory, it would take a long time. Maybe I'd never get it."
"I didn't expect it to take that long; but this 'activation' thing freaks me out. Nothing in my theory suggests anything like it. So—if there's so much I still don't understand, even in theory, it could take forever. Maybe I'll never get it."
"Well, anyway, I want our Celestial Queen done in weeks, not years," Fao said, extending her hand to James and shaking his vigorously. "So I promise not to interfere a bit. If I feel any such urge coming on, I'll dash home and lock myself up in a closet until it dies. Fair enough?"
"Well, anyway, I want our Celestial Queen finished in weeks, not years," Fao said, reaching out to shake James's hand firmly. "So I promise not to interfere at all. If I start feeling that urge, I'll just head home and lock myself in a closet until it passes. Sound good?"
Since Fao really meant it, that was fair enough.
Since Fao was serious about it, that was fair enough.
For a whole day James did nothing except study blueprints; going over in detail and practically memorizing every drawing that had been made. He then went over the ship, studying minutely every part, plate, member, machine and instrument that had been installed. He noted what each man and woman was doing and what they intended to do. He went over material on hand and material on order, paying particular attention to times of delivery. He then sent a few—surprisingly few—telegrams.
For an entire day, James did nothing but study blueprints, carefully examining and practically memorizing every drawing that had been created. He then inspected the ship, analyzing every part, plate, component, machine, and instrument that had been installed. He took note of what each person was doing and what their plans were. He reviewed the materials available and those on order, focusing especially on delivery times. He then sent a few—surprisingly few—telegrams.
Finally he called all fourteen Operators together. He told them exactly what the revised situation was and exactly what he was going to do about it. He invited comments.
Finally, he gathered all fourteen Operators together. He explained the updated situation in detail and exactly what actions he planned to take. He welcomed their feedback.
There was of course a riot of protest; but—in view of what James had said anent suspensions and expulsions from the Galaxian Society—not one of them actually did quit. Four of them, however, did appeal to Delcamp, considerably to his surprise, to oust the interloper and to put things back where they had been; but they did not get much satisfaction.
There was definitely a lot of protest; however—considering what James had said about suspensions and expulsions from the Galaxian Society—not one of them actually left. Four of them, though, did surprisingly appeal to Delcamp to remove the intruder and restore things to how they used to be; but they didn’t find much satisfaction.
"James says that he can finish building this starship in a few weeks," Delcamp told them, flatly. "Specifically, three weeks, if we can get the special stuff made fast enough. Fao and I believe him. Therefore, we have put him in full charge. He will remain in charge unless and until he fails in performance. You are all good friends of Fao's and mine, and we hope that all of you will stay with the project. If, however, we must choose now between you—any one of you or all of you—and James, there is no need to tell you what the choice will be."
"James says he can finish building this starship in a few weeks," Delcamp told them bluntly. "Specifically, three weeks, if we can get the special materials made quickly enough. Fao and I believe him. So, we’ve put him in full charge. He will stay in charge unless he fails to deliver. You are all good friends of both Fao and me, and we hope you’ll all stick with the project. However, if we have to choose right now between any of you or all of you and James, it’s clear what the choice will be."
Wherefore all fourteen went back to work; grudgingly at first and dragging their feet. In a very few hours, however, it became evident to all that James did in fact know what he was doing and that the work was going faster and smoother than ever before; whereupon all opposition and all malingering disappeared. They were Operators, and they were all intensely interested in their ship. Morale was at a high.
So all fourteen went back to work; reluctantly at first and dragging their feet. In just a few hours, though, it became clear to everyone that James really knew what he was doing and that the work was progressing faster and smoother than ever before; as a result, all resistance and slacking off vanished. They were Operators, and they were all deeply invested in their ship. Morale was high.
Thus, when the Pleiades landed beside the now seething Celestial Queen, Garlock found James with feet on desk, hands in pockets, and scanner on head; doing—apparently—nothing at all. Nevertheless, he was a very busy man.
Thus, when the Pleiades landed next to the now agitated Celestial Queen, Garlock found James with his feet on the desk, hands in his pockets, and a scanner on his head; apparently doing—nothing at all. Still, he was a very busy man.
"Hey, Jim!" A soprano shriek of thought emanated from a gorgeous seventeen-year-old blonde. "I can't read this funny-picture, it's been folded too many times. Where does this lead go to?"
"Hey, Jim!" A high-pitched voice called out from a beautiful seventeen-year-old blonde. "I can't read this map; it's been folded too many times. Where does this path go?"
"Data insufficient. Careful, Vingie; I'd hate to have to send you back to school."
"Data is lacking. Be careful, Vingie; I really don't want to have to send you back to school."
"'Scuse, please, Junior. Unit Six, Sub-Assembly Tee Dash Ni-yun. Terminal Fo-wer. From said terminal, there's a lead—Bee Sub something-or-other—goes somewhere. Where?"
"'Excuse me, Junior. Unit Six, Sub-Assembly Tee Dash Ni-yun. Terminal Power. From that terminal, there's a lead—Bee Sub something or other—that goes somewhere. Where?"
"B sub Four. It goes to Unit Seven, Sub-Assembly Q dash Three, Terminal Two. And watch your insulation—that's a mighty hot lead."
"B sub Four. It goes to Unit Seven, Sub-Assembly Q-3, Terminal Two. And be careful with your insulation—that's a really hot lead."
"Uh-huh, I got that. Double Sink Mill Mill; Class Albert Dog Kittens. Thanks, boss!"
"Got it. Double Sink Mill Mill; Class Albert Dog Kittens. Thanks, boss!"
"Hi, Jim," Garlock said. Then, to Delcamp. "I see you're rolling."
"Hey, Jim," Garlock said. Then, to Delcamp. "I see you're doing well."
"He's rolling, you mean." Delcamp had not yet recovered fully from a state of near-shock. "So that's what an eidetic memory is? He knows every nut, bolt, lead, and coil in the ship!"
"He's on a roll, you mean." Delcamp hadn't fully snapped out of a state of near-shock. "So that's what an eidetic memory is? He remembers every nut, bolt, lead, and coil in the ship!"
"More than that. He's checking every move everybody makes. When they're done, you won't have to just hope everything was put together right—you'll know it was."
"More than that. He’s watching every move everyone makes. When they’re done, you won’t just have to hope everything was put together right—you’ll know it was."
Jim was their man.
Jim was their guy.
And Fao sidled over toward Belle. There was something new about the silver-haired girl, Belle decided instantly. The difference was slight—Belle couldn't put her finger on it at first. She seemed—quieter? Softer? More subdued? No, definitely. More feminine? No; that would be impossible. More ... more adult? Belle hated to admit it, even to herself, but that was what it was.
And Fao moved closer to Belle. There was something different about the silver-haired girl, Belle realized right away. The change was subtle—Belle couldn't quite identify it at first. She seemed—quieter? Softer? More subdued? No, definitely not. More feminine? No; that would be impossible. More ... more grown up? Belle hated to acknowledge it, even to herself, but that was what it was.
"Deg and I got married day before yesterday," Fao confided, via tight beam.
"Deg and I got married the day before yesterday," Fao shared, through a tight beam.
"Oh—so you're pregnant!"
"Oh—so you're having a baby!"
"Of course. I saw to that the first thing. I knew you'd want to be the first one to know. Oh, isn't it wonderful?" She seized Belle's arm and hugged it ecstatically against her side. "Just too perfectly marvelous for anything?"
"Definitely. I took care of that right away. I knew you'd want to be the first to hear. Oh, isn’t it wonderful?" She grabbed Belle's arm and hugged it joyfully against her side. "Isn't it just perfectly amazing for anything?"
"Oh, I'm sure it is; and I'm so happy for you, Fao!" And it would have taken the mind of a Garlock to perceive anything either false or forced in thought or bearing.
"Oh, I'm sure it is; and I'm so happy for you, Fao!" And it would have taken the mind of a Garlock to see anything either insincere or contrived in thought or demeanor.
Nevertheless, when Belle went into Garlock's room that night, storm signals were flying high in her almost-topaz eyes.
Nevertheless, when Belle walked into Garlock's room that night, storm signals were flashing in her almost-topaz eyes.
"Fao Talaho-Delcamp is pregnant!" she stormed, "and it's all your fault!"
"Fao Talaho-Delcamp is pregnant!" she yelled, "and it's all your fault!"
"Uh-huh," he demurred, trying to snap her out of her obviously savage mood. "Not me, ace. Not a chance in the world. It was Deggi."
"Uh-huh," he replied, trying to pull her out of her clearly angry mood. "Not me, buddy. No way in hell. It was Deggi."
"You ... you weasel! You know very well, Clee Garlock, what I meant. If you hadn't given her that treatment she'd have kept on fighting with him and they wouldn't have been married and had any children for positively years. So now she'll have the first double-Prime baby and it ought to be mine. I'm older than she is—our group is 'way ahead of theirs—we have the first and only starship—and then you do that. And you wouldn't give me that treatment. Oh, no—just to her, that bleached-blonde! I'd like to strangle you to death with my own bare hands!"
"You... you weasel! You know exactly what I meant, Clee Garlock. If you hadn't messed with her, she would have kept fighting with him, and they wouldn't have been married or had any kids for sure years. Now she's going to have the first double-Prime baby, and it should be mine. I'm older than she is—our group is way ahead of theirs—we have the first and only starship—and then you do that. And you wouldn't give me that treatment. Oh, no—just to her, that bleached-blonde! I’d like to strangle you to death with my own bare hands!"
"What a hell of a logic!" Garlock had been trying to keep his own temper in leash, but the leash was slipping. "Assume I tried to work on you—assume I succeeded—what would you be? What would I have? What age do you think this is—that of the Vikings? When SOP in getting a wife was to beat her unconscious with a club and drag her into the longboat by her hair? Hardly! I do not want and will not have a conquered woman. Nor a spoiled-rotten, mentally-retarded brat...."
"What a ridiculous way of thinking!" Garlock had been trying to keep his temper in check, but it was starting to slip. "If you assume I tried to manipulate you—if you assume I succeeded—what would you be? What would I gain? What age do you think this is, the time of the Vikings? When the standard practice for getting a wife was to knock her out with a club and drag her into a longboat by her hair? Absolutely not! I don't want and won't accept a woman who's been conquered. Nor do I want a spoiled, mentally-challenged brat..."
"You unbearable, conceited, overbearing jerk! Why, I'd rather...."
"You insufferable, arrogant, bossy jerk! I'd rather...."
"Get out! And this time, stay out!"
"Get out! And this time, stay out!"
Belle got out—and if door and frame had not been built of super-steel, both would have been wrecked by the blast of energy she loosed in closing the door behind her.
Belle got out—and if the door and frame hadn't been made of super-steel, both would have been destroyed by the force of energy she released when she closed the door behind her.
In her own room, with Gunther blocks full on, she threw herself face down on the bed and cried as she had not cried since she was a child.
In her own room, with Gunther blocks piled high, she threw herself face down on the bed and cried like she hadn’t cried since she was a child.
And finally, without even taking off her clothes, she cried herself to sleep.
And finally, without even getting undressed, she cried herself to sleep.
CHAPTER 8
Next morning, early, Belle tapped lightly on Garlock's door.
Next morning, early, Belle tapped lightly on Garlock's door.
"Come in."
"Come on in."
She did so. "Have you had your coffee?"
She did. "Have you had your coffee?"
"Yes."
"Yep."
"So have I."
"Me too."
Neither Belle nor Garlock had recovered; both faces showed strain and drain.
Neither Belle nor Garlock had recovered; both faces showed stress and fatigue.
"I think we'd better break this up," Belle said, quietly.
"I think we should break this up," Belle said softly.
"Check. We'll have to, if we expect to get any work done."
"Check. We’ll need to, if we want to get any work done."
Belle could not conceal her surprise.
Belle couldn't hide her shock.
"Oh, not for the reason you think," Garlock went on, quickly. "Your record as a man-killer is still one hundred point zero zero zero percent. I've been in love with you ever since we paired. Before that, even."
"Oh, not for the reason you think," Garlock continued, quickly. "Your record as a man-killer is still one hundred percent. I've been in love with you ever since we were paired up. Even before that."
"Flapdoodle!" she snorted, inelegantly. "Why, I...."
"Ridiculous!" she scoffed, awkwardly. "Why, I...."
"Keep still a minute. And I'm not going to fight with you again. Ever. I'm not going to touch you again until I can control myself a lot better than I could last night."
"Just stay still for a minute. And I'm not going to argue with you again. Ever. I'm not going to touch you again until I can handle myself much better than I could last night."
"Oh? That was mostly my fault, of course. But in love? Uh-uh, I've seen men in love. You aren't. I couldn't make you be, not with the best I could do. Not even in bed. You aren't, Clee—if you are, I'm an Australian bushman."
"Oh? That was mostly my fault, of course. But in love? Uh-uh, I've seen men in love. You aren't one of them. I couldn't make you feel that way, not even with everything I could do. Not even in bed. You aren't, Clee—if you are, then I'm a bushman from Australia."
"Perhaps I'm an atypical case. I'm not raving about your perfect body—you know what that is like already. Nor about your mind, which is the only one I know of as good as my own. Maybe I'm in love with what I think you ought to be ... or what I hope you will be. Anyway, I'm in love with something connected with you—and with no other woman alive. Shall we go eat?"
"Maybe I'm an unusual case. I’m not going on about your perfect body—you already know that. And I’m not talking about your mind, which I can honestly say is as great as my own. Maybe I'm in love with the idea of who I think you should be ... or who I hope you could become. Either way, I’m in love with something related to you—and no other woman out there. Want to grab a bite?"
"Uh-huh—let's."
"Sure, let's do it."
They joined Lola and James at the table; and if Lola noticed anything out of the ordinary, she made no sign.
They sat down with Lola and James at the table, and if Lola noticed anything unusual, she didn't show it.
And after breakfast, in the Main—
And after breakfast, in the Main—
"About three weeks, Jim, you think?" Garlock asked.
"About three weeks, Jim, don’t you think?" Garlock asked.
"Give or take a couple of days, yes."
"Give or take a few days, yes."
"And Belle and I would just be in the way—at least until time to show Deggi about the activation ... and all those Primes to organize ... we'd better leave you here, don't you think, and get going?"
"And Belle and I would just be in the way—at least until it’s time to show Deggi about the activation ... and all those Primes to organize ... we should probably leave you here, don’t you think, and get going?"
"I'll buy that. We'll finish as soon as possible."
"I'll take that. We'll wrap up as quickly as we can."
Lola and James moved a few personal belongings planetside; Garlock and Belle shot the Pleiades across a vast gulf of space to one of the planets they had scanned so fleetingly on their preliminary survey. Its name was, both remembered, Lizoria; its two Primes were named Rezdo Semolo and Mirea Mitala—male and female, respectively.
Lola and James brought a few personal items down to the planet; Garlock and Belle piloted the Pleiades across a huge stretch of space to one of the planets they had quickly scanned during their initial survey. Its name was, as they both recalled, Lizoria; its two Primes were called Rezdo Semolo and Mirea Mitala—male and female, respectively.
After sending down a very brief and perfunctory request for audience—which was in effect a declaration of intent and nothing else—Garlock and Belle teleported themselves down into Semolo's office, where both Lizorian Primes were.
After sending a very short and basic request for an audience—which was basically a statement of intent and nothing more—Garlock and Belle teleported into Semolo's office, where both Lizorian Primes were.
Both got up out of peculiar-looking chairs to face their visitors. Both were tall; both were peculiarly thin. Not the thinness of emaciation, but that of bodily structure.
Both got up from their oddly shaped chairs to face their visitors. They were both tall and uniquely thin. Not the thinness of starvation, but of their body structure.
"On them it looks good," Belle tight-beamed a thought to Garlock.
"On them it looks good," Belle sent a thought to Garlock.
Both moved fast and with exquisite control; both were extraordinarily graceful. "Snaky" was Belle's thought of the woman; "sinuous" was Garlock's of the man. Both were completely hairless, of body and of head—not by nature, but via electric-shaver clipping. Both wore sandals. The man wore shorts and a shirt-like garment of nylon or its like; the woman wore just enough ribbons and bands to hold a hundred thousand credits' worth of jewels in place. She appeared to be about twenty years—Tellurian equivalent—old; he was probably twenty-three or twenty-four.
Both moved quickly and with incredible control; both were amazingly graceful. "Snaky" was Belle's impression of the woman; "sinuous" was Garlock's of the man. Both were completely hairless, on their bodies and heads—not by nature, but thanks to electric shaving. They both wore sandals. The man was dressed in shorts and a shirt-like garment made of nylon or something similar; the woman wore just enough ribbons and bands to keep a hundred thousand credits' worth of jewels secure. She seemed to be around twenty years old—equivalent to Tellurian years; he was probably twenty-three or twenty-four.
"We did not invite you in and we do not want you here," Semolo said, coldly. "So get out, both of you. If you don't, when I count three I'll throw you out, and I won't be too careful about how many of your bones I break. One.... Two...."
"We didn’t invite you in, and we don’t want you here," Semolo said coldly. "So get out, both of you. If you don’t, when I count to three, I’ll throw you out, and I won’t be too careful about how many of your bones I break. One.... Two...."
"Pipe down, Rezdo!" the girl exclaimed. "They have something we haven't, or they wouldn't be here. Whatever it is, we want it."
"Quiet down, Rezdo!" the girl shouted. "They have something we don't, or they wouldn't be here. Whatever it is, we want it."
"Oh, let him try, Miss Mitala," Garlock said, through her hard-held block, in the depth of her mind. "He won't hurt us a bit and it may do him some good. While he's wasting effort I'll compare notes with my partner here, Galactic Vice-Admiral Belle Bellamy. I'm glad to see that one of you has at least a part of a brain."
"Oh, let him give it a shot, Miss Mitala," Garlock said, breaking through her mental barrier. "He won’t hurt us at all, and it might actually benefit him. While he’s wasting his energy, I’ll catch up with my partner here, Galactic Vice-Admiral Belle Bellamy. I'm just glad to see that one of you at least has a bit of sense."
"... Three!" Semolo did his best, with everything he had, without even attracting Garlock's attention. He then tried to leap at the intruder physically, despite the latter's tremendous advantage in weight and muscle, but found that he could not move.
"... Three!" Semolo gave it his all, trying hard without even catching Garlock's attention. He then attempted to physically jump at the intruder, even though the intruder had a huge advantage in weight and muscle, but realized he couldn't move.
Then, through Belle's solidly-set blocks, "How are you doing, ace? Getting anywhere?"
Then, through Belle's firmly stacked blocks, "How's it going, champ? Making any progress?"
"My God!" came Belle's mental shriek. "What—how can—but no, you didn't give that to Fao, surely!"
"My God!" Belle thought in a panic. "What—how can—but no, you didn't give that to Fao, right?"
"I'll say I didn't—nor to Delcamp. But you're going to need it, I'm thinking."
"I'll say I didn't—nor did Delcamp. But I think you're going to need it."
"But can you? Even if you would—and I'm just beginning to realize how big a man you really are—can that kind of stuff be taught? I probably haven't got the brain-cells it takes to handle it."
"But can you? Even if you would—and I'm just starting to see how great you really are—can that kind of stuff be taught? I probably don't have the brain cells it takes to get it."
"I'm not sure, but I've reworked our Prime Fields into one and made a couple of other changes. Theoretically, it ought to work. Shall I come in and try it?"
"I'm not sure, but I combined our Prime Fields into one and made a few other changes. In theory, it should work. Should I come in and give it a try?"
"Don't be an idiot, darling. Of course!"
"Don't be silly, babe. Of course!"
As impersonally as a surgeon exploring an organ, Garlock went into Belle's mind. "Tune to the field ... that's it—fine! Then—I'll do it real slow, and watch me close—you do like so ... get it?"
As detached as a surgeon examining an organ, Garlock delved into Belle's mind. "Focus on the field ... that's right—good! Now—I'll go really slow, and pay attention closely—you do it like this ... got it?"
"Uh-huh!" Belle breathed, excitedly. "Got it!"
"Uh-huh!" Belle said, excitedly. "Got it!"
"Then this ... and this ... and there you are. You can try it on me, if you like."
"Then this... and this... and there you go. You can give it a shot with me, if you want."
"Uh-uh. No sale. I don't need practice and I'd like to preserve the beautiful illusion that maybe I could crack your shield if I wanted to. I'll work on Miss Snake-Hips here, the serpentine charmer—but say, I'll bet there's a bone in it. You can block it, can't you?"
"Uh-uh. No deal. I don’t need practice, and I want to keep the nice illusion that maybe I could break through your defenses if I really wanted to. I'll focus on Miss Snake-Hips here, the seductive charmer—but hey, I bet there’s a catch. You can block it, right?"
"Yes. It goes like this." He showed her. "It takes full mastery of the Prime Field, but you've got that."
"Yes. It works like this." He demonstrated. "It requires complete mastery of the Prime Field, but you've got that."
"Oh, wonderful! Thanks, Clee darling. But do you mean to actually say I can now completely block you or any other Prime out?"
"Oh, amazing! Thanks, Clee darling. But are you really saying I can now totally block you or any other Prime?"
"You're going too far, ace. Me, yes—but don't forget that there very well may be people—or things—as far ahead of us as we are ahead of pointer pups."
"You're going too far, champ. I get it, but don't forget there might be people—or things—way ahead of us, just like we're ahead of pointer pups."
"Huh! Balloon-juice and prop-wash! I just know, Clee, that you're the absolute tops of the whole, entire, macrocosmic universe."
"Huh! Nonsense and baloney! I just know, Clee, that you're the best in the whole, entire universe."
"Well, we can dream, of course." Garlock withdrew his mind from Belle's and turned his attention to the now quiet Semolo. "Well, my over-confident and contumacious young squirt; are you done horsing around or do you want to keep it up until you addle completely what few brains you have?"
"Well, we can dream, of course." Garlock pulled his mind away from Belle's and focused on the now quiet Semolo. "Alright, my overly confident and rebellious young punk; are you done messing around or do you want to keep going until you completely scramble what little brains you have?"
The Lizorian made no reply; but merely glared.
The Lizorian didn't respond; they just glared.
"The trouble with you half-baked, juvenile—I almost added 'delinquent' to that, and perhaps I should have—Primes is that you know too damned much that isn't true. As an old Tellurian saying hath it, 'you're altogether too big for your britches.'
"The problem with you half-baked, immature—I almost added 'delinquent' to that, and maybe I should have—Primes is that you know way too much that's not true. As an old Tellurian saying goes, 'you're way too big for your britches.'"
"Thus, simply because you have lived a few years on one single planet and haven't encountered anyone able to stand up to you, you've sold yourself on the idea that there's nobody, anywhere, who can. You're wrong—you couldn't be more so if you had an army to help you.
"Just because you've spent a few years on one planet and haven't met anyone who can challenge you, you’ve convinced yourself that there’s no one, anywhere, who can. You’re mistaken—you couldn't be more wrong even if you had an army backing you."
"What, actually, have you done? What, actually, have you got? Practically nothing. You haven't even started a starship; you've scarcely started making plans. You realize dimly that the theory is not in any of the books, that you'll have to slug it out for yourself, but that is work. So you're still just posing and throwing your weight around.
"What have you really done? What do you actually have? Practically nothing. You haven't even started on a starship; you've barely begun to make plans. You vaguely understand that the theory isn't in any of the books, that you'll have to figure it out on your own, but that is work. So you're still just pretending and acting important."
"As a matter of fact, you're merely a drop in a lake. There are thousands of millions of planets, and thousands of millions of Prime Operators. Most of them are probably a lot stronger than you are; many of them may be stronger than my partner and I are. I am not at all certain that you will pass even the first screening; but since you are without question a Prime Operator, I will deliver the message we came to deliver. Miss Mitala, do you want to listen or shall we drive it into you, too?"
"As a matter of fact, you're just a drop in a lake. There are billions of planets and billions of Prime Operators. Most of them are probably a lot stronger than you; many of them might even be stronger than my partner and I. I'm not sure you'll even pass the first screening, but since you are definitely a Prime Operator, I will convey the message we came to share. Miss Mitala, do you want to listen, or should we force it into you, too?"
"I want to listen to anyone or anything who has a working starship and who can do what you have just done."
"I want to hear from anyone or anything that has a working starship and can do what you just did."
"Very well," and Garlock told the general-distribution version of the story of the Galactic Service.
"Okay," Garlock said as he shared the general version of the story about the Galactic Service.
"Quite interesting," Semolo said loftily, at its end. "Whether or not I would be interested depends, of course, on whether there's a position high enough for...."
"That’s really interesting," Semolo said with a hint of superiority at the end. "Whether or not I’d be interested really depends on whether there’s a position high enough for...."
"I doubt very much if there's one low enough," Garlock cut in sharply. "However, since it's part of my job, I'll get in touch with you later. Okay, Belle."
"I really doubt there's one that's low enough," Garlock interjected sharply. "But since it's part of my job, I'll reach out to you later. Alright, Belle."
And in the Main—"What a jerk!" Belle exclaimed. "What a half-cooked, half-digested pill! I simply marvel at your forbearance, Clee. You should have turned him inside out and hung him up to dry—especially behind the ears!" Then, suddenly, she giggled. "But do you know what I did?"
And in the Main—"What a jerk!" Belle exclaimed. "What a ridiculous, messed-up pill! I’m honestly amazed at your patience, Clee. You should have flipped him inside out and hung him up to dry—especially behind the ears!" Then, suddenly, she giggled. "But do you know what I did?"
"I can guess. A couple of shots in the arm?"
"I can guess. A few shots in the arm?"
"Uh-huh. Next time he pitches into her she'll slap his ears right off. Oh, brother!"
"Uh-huh. The next time he tries to start something with her, she's going to slap him silly. Oh, brother!"
"Check and double-check. But let's hop to Number Two.... Here it is."
"Check and double-check. But let's jump to Number Two... Here it is."
"Oh, yes," came a smooth, clear, diamond-sharp thought in reply to Garlock's introductory call. "This world, as you have perceived, is Falne. I am indeed Baver 14WD27, my companion Prime is indeed Glarre 12WD91. You are, we perceive, Bearers of the Truth; of great skill and of high advancement. Your visit here will, I am sure, be of immense benefit to us and possibly, I hope, of some small benefit to you. We will both be delighted to have you both 'port yourselves to us at once."
"Oh, yes," came a smooth, clear, perfectly sharp thought in response to Garlock's opening call. "This world, as you've noticed, is Falne. I am indeed Baver 14WD27, and my companion Prime is Glarre 12WD91. We see that you are Bearers of the Truth; very skilled and highly advanced. Your visit here will, I’m sure, benefit us immensely and hopefully provide some small advantage for you as well. We would both be thrilled to have you both 'port yourselves to us right away."
The Tellurians did so—and in the very instant of appearance Garlock was met by a blast of force the like of which he had never even imagined. The two Falnian Primes, capable operators both, had built up their highest possible potentials and had launched both terrific bolts without any hint of warning.
The Tellurians did just that—and the moment they appeared, Garlock was hit by a wave of energy he had never even imagined. The two Falnian Primes, both skilled operators, had maxed out their power and unleashed two powerful strikes without any warning.
Belle's mind, however, was already fused with Garlock's. Their combined blocks were instantaneous in action; their counter-thrust was nearly so. Both Falnians staggered backward until they were stopped by the room's wall.
Belle's mind, however, was already connected with Garlock's. Their combined moves were instant; their counter-thrust was almost as quick. Both Falnians stumbled backward until they hit the wall of the room.
"Ah, yes," Garlock said, then. "You are indeed, in a small and feeble way, Seekers after the Truth; of which we are indeed Bearers. Lesser Bearers, perhaps, but still Bearers. You will indeed profit greatly from our visit. You err, however, in thinking that we may in any respect profit from you. You have nothing whatever that we have not had for long. Now let us, if you please, take a few seconds of time to get acquainted, each with the other."
"Ah, yes," Garlock said then. "You are, in a small and limited way, seekers of the Truth; which we are indeed carriers of. Maybe lesser carriers, but still carriers. You will definitely benefit from our visit. However, you make a mistake in thinking we could gain anything from you. You have nothing that we haven’t had for a long time. Now, if you don’t mind, let’s take a few moments to get to know each other."
"That, indeed, is the logical and seemly thing to do." Both Falnians straightened up and stepped forward; neither arrogantly nor apologetically, but simply as though nothing at all out of the ordinary had taken place.
"That, indeed, is the logical and appropriate thing to do." Both Falnians straightened up and stepped forward; neither arrogantly nor apologetically, but simply as if nothing unusual had happened at all.
Each pair studied the other. Physically, the two pairs were surprisingly alike. Baver was almost as big as Garlock; almost as heavily muscled. Glarre could have been cast in Belle's own mold.
Each pair examined the other. Physically, the two pairs were surprisingly similar. Baver was almost as big as Garlock; nearly as heavily muscled. Glarre could have been made from the same mold as Belle.
With that, however, all resemblance ceased.
With that, though, all similarity ended.
Both Falnians were naked. The man wore only a belt and pouch in lieu of pockets; the woman only a leather carryall slung from one shoulder—big enough, Garlock thought, to hold a week's supplies for an Explorer Scout.
Both Falnians were naked. The man wore just a belt and a pouch instead of pockets; the woman had only a leather carryall slung over one shoulder—big enough, Garlock thought, to hold a week's worth of supplies for an Explorer Scout.
His hair was thick, bushy, unkempt; sun-bleached to a nondescript blend of pale colors. Hers—long, heavy, meticulously middle-parted and dressed—was a startling two-tone job. To the right of the part it was a searingly brilliant red; to the left, an equally brilliant royal blue.
His hair was thick, bushy, and messy; sun-bleached to a bland mix of light colors. Hers—long, heavy, perfectly middle-parted and styled—was a striking two-tone look. To the right of the part, it was a bright, vibrant red; to the left, an equally bright royal blue.
His skin was deeply tanned. The color of hers was completely masked by a bizarrely spectacular overlay of designs done in semi-indelible, multi-colored dyes.
His skin was very tanned. The color of hers was completely covered by an oddly stunning layer of designs created with semi-permanent, multi-colored dyes.
"Ah, you are worthy indeed of receiving an increment of Truth. Hear, then, the message we bring," and again Garlock told the story.
"Ah, you truly deserve to hear more of the Truth. So listen to the message we're sharing," and once more, Garlock shared the story.
"We thank you, sir and madam, from our hearts. We will accept with joy your help in finishing our ship; we will do all that in us lies to further the cause of the Galactic Service. Until a day, then?"
"We sincerely thank you, sir and madam. We will gladly accept your help in completing our ship; we will do everything we can to support the cause of the Galactic Service. Until we meet again, then?"
"Until a day." Then, to Belle, "Okay, ace. Ready? Go!"
"Until one day." Then, to Belle, "Alright, champ. Ready? Go!"
And up in the Main—"Sweet Sin!" Belle exclaimed. "What a pair they turned out to be! Clee, that simply scared me witless."
And up in the Main—"Sweet Sin!" Belle exclaimed. "What a pair they turned out to be! Clee, that totally freaked me out."
"You can play that in spades." Garlock jammed his hands into his pockets and prowled about the room, his face a black scowl of concentration.
"You can totally play that in spades." Garlock shoved his hands into his pockets and paced around the room, his face a deep scowl of concentration.
Until, finally, he pulled himself out of the brown study and said: "I've been trying to think if there's any other thing, however slight, that I have and you haven't. There isn't. You've got it all. You're just as fast as I am, just as sharp and as accurate—and, since we now draw on the same field, just as strong."
Until, finally, he snapped out of his deep thoughts and said: "I've been trying to figure out if there's anything, no matter how small, that I have and you don't. There isn't. You've got everything. You're just as quick as I am, just as smart and precise—and since we’re now competing in the same arena, just as tough."
"Why Clee! You're worrying about me? You've done altogether too much for me, already."
"Why, Clee! You're worried about me? You've already done way too much for me."
"Anything I can do, I've got to do ... well, shall we go?"
"Anything I can do, I have to do ... so, shall we head out?"
"We shall."
"We will."
They visited four more planets that day. And after supper that night, standing in the corridor between their doors, Belle began to soften her shield, as though to send a thought. Almost instantly, however, she changed her mind and snapped it back to full on.
They visited four more planets that day. After dinner that night, standing in the hallway between their doors, Belle started to lower her shield, almost like she wanted to share a thought. But almost immediately, she changed her mind and switched it back to full on.
"Good night, Clee," she said.
"Good night, Clee," she said.
"Good night, Belle," and each went into his own room.
"Good night, Belle," and they each went to their own room.
The next day they worked nine planets, and the day after that they worked ten. They ate supper in friendly fashion; then strolled together across the Main, to a davenport.
The next day they worked on nine planets, and the day after that they worked on ten. They had dinner together in a friendly way, then walked across the Main to a couch.
"It's funny," Belle said thoughtfully, "having this tremendous ship all to ourselves. To have a private conference right out here in the Main ... or is it?"
"It's funny," Belle said thoughtfully, "having this enormous ship all to ourselves. To have a private meeting right out here in the Main ... or is it?"
He triggered the shields, she watched him do it. "It is now," he assured her.
He activated the shields, and she watched him do it. "It's time," he assured her.
"Prime-proof? Not ordinary Gunther blocks?"
"Prime-proof? Not regular Gunther blocks?"
"Uh-huh. Two hundred kilovolts and four hundred kilogunts. Backed by all the force of the Prime and Op fields and the full power of the engines. I told you I'd made some changes in the set-up."
"Yeah. Two hundred kilovolts and four hundred kilogunts. Supported by the complete force of the Prime and Op fields and the full power of the engines. I mentioned that I made some adjustments to the setup."
"Private enough, I guess ... what a mess those Primes are! And we'll have to make the rounds twice more—when we alert 'em and when we pick 'em up."
"Seems private enough, I guess ... what a disaster those Primes are! And we'll have to go around two more times—once when we notify them and once when we collect them."
"Not necessarily. This new set-up ought to give us a galaxy-wide reach. Let's try Semolo, on Lizoria, shall we?"
"Not necessarily. This new setup should give us a galaxy-wide reach. Let's try Semolo, on Lizoria, shall we?"
"Uh-huh—Let's."
"Okay—Let's."
"Tune in, then ace."
"Listen up, then crush it."
"Ace, darling?"
"Ace, sweetheart?"
"Ace, Darling?"
"Ace, darling?"
"Darling. You said you weren't going to fight with me any more. Okay—I'm not going to try any more to lick you until after I've licked myself. I'm tuned—you may fire when ready, Gridley."
"Darling. You said you weren't going to argue with me anymore. Alright—I'm not going to try to beat you until after I've taken care of myself. I'm ready—you can shoot when you're set, Gridley."
They fired—and hit the mark dead center. Top-lofty and arrogant and belligerent as ever, the Lizorian Prime took the call. "I thought all the time you wanted something. Well, I neither want nor need...."
They fired—and hit the target right in the middle. Proud, arrogant, and as confrontational as always, the Lizorian Prime answered the call. "I always thought you wanted something. Well, I neither want nor need...."
"Cut it, you unlicked cub, until you can begin to use that half-liter of golop you call a brain," Garlock said, harshly. "We're just trying out a new ultra-communicator. Thanks for your help."
"Shut it, you clueless kid, until you can start using that half-liter of brainpower you have," Garlock said sharply. "We're just testing a new ultra-communicator. Thanks for your help."
On the fourth day they worked eleven planets; the fifth day saw the forty-sixth planet done and the immediate job finished. All during supper, it was very evident that Belle had something on her mind.
On the fourth day, they worked on eleven planets; by the fifth day, they had completed the forty-sixth planet and wrapped up the immediate task. Throughout dinner, it was clear that Belle had something weighing on her mind.
After eating, she went out into the Main and slumped down on a davenport. Garlock followed her. A cigarette leaped out of a closed box and into place between her lips. It came alight. She smoked it slowly, without relish; almost as though she did not know that she was smoking.
After eating, she went out into the Main and collapsed onto a davenport. Garlock followed her. A cigarette jumped out of a closed box and positioned itself between her lips. It lit up. She smoked it slowly, without enjoyment; almost like she didn’t even realize she was smoking.
"Might as well get it out of your system, Belle," Garlock said aloud. "What are you thinking about at the moment?"
"Might as well just get it out of your system, Belle," Garlock said out loud. "What are you thinking about right now?"
Belle exhaled; the half-smoked butt vanished. "At the moment I was thinking about Gunther blocks. Specifically, their total inability to cope with that new Prime probe of yours." She stared at him, narrow-eyed. "It goes through them just like nothing at all." She paused; eyed him questioningly.
Belle let out a breath; the half-smoked cigarette disappeared. "Right now, I was thinking about Gunther blocks. Specifically, how they can’t handle that new Prime probe of yours." She looked at him with narrowed eyes. "It goes through them like it’s nothing." She paused and looked at him, questioning.
"No comment."
"No comment."
"And yet you gave it to me. Freely, of your own accord. Even before I needed it. Why?"
"And yet you gave it to me. Freely, of your own choice. Even before I needed it. Why?"
"Still no comment."
"No comment yet."
"You'd better comment, Buster, before I blow my top."
"You'd better say something, Buster, before I lose my cool."
"There is such a thing as urbanity."
"There is such a thing as sophistication."
"I've heard of it, yes; even though you never did believe I ever had any. You talk a good game of urbanity, but your brand of it would never carry you that far...."
"I've heard of it, yes; even though you never believed I had any. You talk a good game of sophistication, but your version of it wouldn’t get you that far...."
She paused. He remained silent. She went on.
She paused. He stayed quiet. She continued.
"Of course, it does put a lot of pressure on me to develop myself."
"Of course, it really puts a lot of pressure on me to grow and improve."
"I'm glad you used the word 'develop' instead of 'treat.'"
"I'm glad you used the word 'develop' instead of 'treat.'"
"Oh, sometimes—at rare intervals—I'm not exactly dumb. But you knew—you must have known—what a horrible risk you took in making me as tremendously powerful as you are."
"Oh, sometimes—at rare moments—I’m not exactly clueless. But you knew—you must have known—what a huge risk you took in giving me as much power as you have."
"Some, perhaps, but very definitely less risky than not doing it."
"Some might disagree, but it's definitely less risky than not trying."
"Getting information out of you is harder than pulling teeth. Clee Garlock, I want you to tell me why!"
"Getting information out of you is tougher than pulling teeth. Clee Garlock, I need you to tell me why!"
"Very well." Garlock's jaw set. "You've had it in mind all along that this is some kind of a lark; that you and I are Gunther Tops of the universe. Or did that belief weaken a bit when we met Baver 14WD27?"
"Alright." Garlock clenched his jaw. "You've always thought this was just a joke; that you and I are the rulers of the universe. Or did that belief start to fade a little when we met Baver 14WD27?"
"Well, perhaps—a little. However, the probability is becoming greater with every planet we visit. After all, some race has to be tops. Why shouldn't it be us?"
"Well, maybe—a bit. Still, the chances are increasing with every planet we explore. After all, some species has to be the best. Why shouldn't it be us?"
"What a logic—excuse me, skip it...."
"What a logic—never mind...."
"Oh, you really meant it when you said you weren't going to fight with me any more?"
"Oh, you actually meant it when you said you weren't going to argue with me anymore?"
"I'm going to try not to. Now, remembering that I don't consider your premise valid, just suppose that when we visit some planet some day, you get your mind burned out and I don't—solely because I had something I could have given you and wouldn't. What then?"
"I'm going to try not to. Now, keeping in mind that I don't think your idea makes sense, just imagine that when we visit some planet someday, you lose your mind and I don't—only because I had something I could have shared with you and chose not to. What then?"
"Oh. I thought that was what you ... but suppose I can't...."
"Oh. I thought that was what you ... but I guess I can't...."
"We won't suppose anything of the kind. But that wasn't all that was on your mind. Nor most."
"We won't assume anything like that. But that wasn't the only thing on your mind. Nor was it for most."
"How true. Those Primes. The women. Honestly, Clee, I never saw—never imagined—such a bunch of exhibitionistic, obstreperous, obnoxious, swell-headed, hussies in my whole life. And every day it was borne in on me more and more that I was—am—exactly like the rest of them."
"How true. Those Primes. The women. Honestly, Clee, I never saw—never imagined—such a group of show-off, loud, annoying, arrogant, troublemakers in my whole life. And every day it became clearer to me that I was—am—just like all of them."
Garlock was wise enough to say nothing, and Belle went on: "I've been talking a good game of licking myself, but this time I'm going to do it."
Garlock was smart enough to remain silent, and Belle continued: "I've been talking a big game about taking care of myself, but this time I'm actually going to do it."
She jumped up and doubled her fists. "If you can do it, I can," she declared. "Like the ancient ballad—'Anything you can do I can do better.'" She tried to be jaunty, but the jauntiness did not ring quite true.
She jumped up and clenched her fists. "If you can do it, I can,” she said. "Like the old song—'Anything you can do I can do better.'" She tried to be cheerful, but the cheerfulness didn't feel completely genuine.
"That's an unfortunate quotation, I'm afraid. The trouble is, I haven't."
"That’s an unfortunate quote, unfortunately. The problem is, I haven’t."
"Huh? Don't be an idiot, Clee. You certainly have—what else do you suppose put me so far down into the dumps?"
"Huh? Don't be dumb, Clee. You definitely have—what else do you think got me so low?"
"In that case, you certainly will. So come on up out of the dumps."
"In that case, you definitely will. So cheer up!"
"Wilco—and I certainly will. But for a woman who has been talking so big, I feel low in my mind. A good-night kiss, Clee, darling? Just one—and just a little one, at that?"
"Sure, I’ll do that. But for someone who has been so bold, I feel pretty down right now. Can I get a good-night kiss, Clee, darling? Just one—and a quick one at that?"
"Sweetheart!"
"Hey, sweetheart!"
There were more than one, and none of them was little. Eventually, however, the two stood, arms still around each other, in the corridor between their doors.
There were more than one, and none of them was small. Eventually, though, the two stood, arms still around each other, in the hallway between their doors.
"But kissing's as far as it goes, isn't it," Belle said. The remark was not a question; nor was it quite a statement.
"But kissing is as far as it goes, right?" Belle said. The comment wasn't a question; nor was it exactly a statement.
"That's right."
"Exactly."
"So good night, darling."
"Good night, sweetheart."
"Good night, ace."
"Good night, champ."
And when they next saw each other, at the breakfast table, Belle was apparently her usual dauntless self.
And when they saw each other again at the breakfast table, Belle seemed to be her usual fearless self.
"Hi, darling—sit down," she said, gaily. "Your breakfast is on the table. Bacon, eggs, toast, strawberry jam, and a liter of coffee."
"Hey, sweetheart—take a seat," she said cheerfully. "Your breakfast is ready on the table. Bacon, eggs, toast, strawberry jam, and a liter of coffee."
"Nice! Thanks, ace."
"Awesome! Thanks, champ."
They ate in silence for a few minutes; then her hand crept tentatively across the table. He pressed it warmly. "You look a million, Belle. Out of the dumps?"
They sat quietly for a few minutes while eating; then her hand slowly moved across the table. He grasped it warmly. "You look amazing, Belle. Feeling better?"
"Pretty much—in most ways. One way, though, I'm in deeper than ever. You see, I know exactly what you did to Fao Talaho; and why neither you or anybody else could do it to me. Or if they could, what would happen if they did."
"Pretty much—in most ways. One way, though, I'm more involved than ever. You see, I know exactly what you did to Fao Talaho, and why neither you nor anyone else could do it to me. Or if they could, what would happen if they did."
"I was hoping you would. I couldn't very well tell you, before, but...."
"I was hoping you would. I couldn't really tell you before, but...."
"Of course not. I see that."
"Of course not. I get that."
"... the fact is that Fao, and all the others we've met, are young enough, unformed enough—plastic enough—yes, damn it, weak enough—to bend. But you are tremendously strong, and twelve Rockwell numbers harder than a diamond. You wouldn't bend. If enough stress could be applied—and that's decidedly questionable—you wouldn't bend. You'd break, and I can't figure it. You're a little older, of course, but not enough to...."
"... the fact is that Fao, and everyone else we've met, are young enough, unformed enough—malleable enough—yeah, damn it, weak enough—to bend. But you are incredibly strong, and twelve Rockwell numbers harder than a diamond. You wouldn't bend. If enough pressure could be applied—and that's definitely questionable—you wouldn't bend. You'd break, and I can't understand it. You're a little older, of course, but not enough to...."
"How about the fact that I've been banging myself for eight years against Cleander Garlock, the top Prime of the universe and the hardest? That might have something to do with it, don't you think?"
"How about the fact that I've been up against Cleander Garlock for eight years, the top Prime in the universe and the toughest? That might have something to do with it, don't you think?"
Garlock said, "Indefensible conclusions drawn from insufficient data. That's just what I've been talking about. No matter how we got the way we are, though, the fact is that you and I have got to fight our own battles and bury our own dead."
Garlock said, "Unjustified conclusions based on inadequate data. That's exactly what I've been saying. Regardless of how we ended up like this, the reality is that you and I need to handle our own struggles and deal with our own losses."
"Check. Like having a baby, but worse. There's nothing anybody else can do—even you—except maybe hold my hand, like now."
"Check. It's like having a baby, but worse. There's nothing anyone else can do—even you—except maybe hold my hand, like right now."
"That's about it. But speaking of holding hands, would it help if we paired again?"
"That’s about it. But since we’re talking about holding hands, would it help if we teamed up again?"
Belle studied the question for two full minutes; her fine eyes clouded. "No," she said, finally. "I would enjoy it too much, and you'd ... well, you wouldn't...."
Belle thought about the question for two whole minutes; her bright eyes became clouded. "No," she said at last. "I would enjoy it way too much, and you... well, you wouldn't..."
"Huh?" he demanded.
"Huh?" he asked.
"Oh, physically, of course; but that isn't enough, or good enough, now. You see, I know what your personal code is. It's unbelievable, almost—I never heard of one like it, except maybe a priest or two—but I admire you tremendously for it. You would never, willingly, pair with a woman you really loved. That was why you were so glad to break ours off. You can't deny it."
"Oh, physically, sure; but that's not enough, or good enough, anymore. You see, I know what your personal values are. It's hard to believe, almost—I’ve never encountered one like it, except maybe with a priest or two—but I admire you so much for it. You would never, intentionally, be with a woman you truly loved. That’s why you were so relieved to end ours. You can't argue with that."
"I won't try to deny it. But you can't bluff me, Belle, so please quit trying. Basically, your code is the same as mine. Why else did you initiate our break?"
"I won’t deny it. But you can’t fool me, Belle, so please stop trying. Essentially, your code is the same as mine. Why else would you have called for our break?"
Belle's block went solid, and Garlock said hastily, aloud, "Excuse it, please. Cancel. I've just said, and know as an empirical fact, that you've got to do the job alone—but I can't seem to help putting my big, flat foot in it by blundering in anyway. Let's get to work, shall we?"
Belle's block was solid, and Garlock quickly said, "Sorry, please. Ignore that. I've just stated, and I know for a fact, that you have to handle this on your own—but I can't seem to stop myself from stumbling in. Let's get to work, okay?"
"What at? Interview the Primes, I'd say—tell them to hold themselves in readiness to attend...."
"What? Interview the Primes, I’d say—tell them to be ready to attend...."
"On very short notice...."
"With very little notice...."
"Yes. To attend the big meeting on Tellus. We'll have to make a schedule. It shouldn't be held until after Fao and Deggi get their ship built—it can't be held, of course, until after you and Jim are out of SSE. Have you got that figured out yet?"
"Yeah. We're going to the big meeting on Tellus. We need to create a schedule. It can't happen until after Fao and Deggi finish building their ship—it definitely can't take place until you and Jim are done with SSE. Have you figured that out yet?"
"Pretty much." He told her his plan.
"Pretty much." He shared his plan with her.
Belle giggled, then burst into laughter. "So I'm in it, too? Wonderful!"
Belle giggled, then broke into laughter. "So I'm a part of it, too? Awesome!"
"You have to be. If we make him mad enough, he'll fire you, too."
"You have to be. If we upset him enough, he'll fire you, too."
"Without hiring me first? He couldn't."
"Without hiring me first? He wasn't able to."
"He could, very easily. He doesn't know one-tenth of one percent of his people. If we work it right he'll assume that you're one of us wage-slaves, too. Lola, too, for that matter."
"He could do it without any trouble. He doesn’t know even a tiny fraction of his people. If we play this right, he’ll think you’re just another one of us working stiffs. Same goes for Lola."
"Careful, Clee. You and I think this is funny, but Lola wouldn't. She'd be shocked to her sweet little core, and she'd louse up the whole deal. So be very sure she doesn't get in on it."
"Be careful, Clee. You and I find this funny, but Lola wouldn’t. She’d be totally shocked, and she’d mess up the whole thing. So make sure she doesn’t find out."
"I guess you're right ... well, shall we go out and insult our touchy young friend Semolo? Ready.... Go!"
"I guess you’re right... so, should we go out and mock our sensitive young friend Semolo? Ready... Go!"
"Oh, it's you again. I tell you...." the Lizorian began.
"Oh, it's you again. I swear...." the Lizorian began.
"You will tell me nothing. You will listen. Link your mind to Mitala's," and the linked Tellurian minds enforced the order. "In about two weeks the Primes of many worlds will meet in person on Tellus. Arrange your affairs so that on ten minutes' notice you both can leave Lizoria for Tellus aboard our starship, the Pleiades. That is all."
"You won't say anything. You'll listen. Connect your mind to Mitala's," and the connected Tellurian minds reinforced the command. "In about two weeks, the leaders from many worlds will gather in person on Tellus. Make sure you can leave Lizoria for Tellus on our starship, the Pleiades, with just ten minutes' notice. That’s all."
"He'll come, too," Belle chortled. "He'll writhe and scream, but he'll come."
"He'll come, too," Belle laughed. "He'll twist and shout, but he'll come."
"You couldn't keep him away," Garlock agreed.
"You couldn't keep him away," Garlock said.
On the next planet, Falne, the procedure was a little different. The information was the same, but—"One word of warning," Garlock added. "It is to be a meeting of minds; not a contest to set up a pecking-order. If you try any such business you will be disciplined; sharply and in public."
On the next planet, Falne, the process was a bit different. The information was the same, but—"One word of warning," Garlock said. "This is meant to be a meeting of minds, not a competition to establish a hierarchy. If you try anything like that, you will face consequences; quickly and publicly."
"Suppose that, under such conditions, we refuse to attend the meeting?"
"Let's say that, in that situation, we decide not to go to the meeting?"
"That is your right. There is no coercion whatever. Whether or not you come will depend upon whether or not you two are in reality Seekers after Truth. Until a day."
"That's your choice. There’s no pressure at all. Whether or not you come depends on whether you both are truly Seeking the Truth. Until a day."
And so it went. Planet after planet. On not one of those worlds had any Prime changed his thinking. Not one was really interested in the Galactic Service as an instrument for the good of all mankind. There were almost as many attitudes as there were Primes; but all were essentially self-centered and selfish.
And that's how it went. Planet after planet. Not a single Prime changed their mind on any of those worlds. None truly cared about the Galactic Service as a means to benefit all of humanity. There were almost as many attitudes as there were Primes, but all were fundamentally self-centered and selfish.
"That tears it, Belle—busts it wide open. I can—I mean we together can do either job. That is, either be top boss and run the thing or put in full time beating some sense into those hard skulls. We can't do both."
"That settles it, Belle—it changes everything. I can—I mean, we together can do either job. That is, we can either be the top boss and run the whole thing or work full time trying to knock some sense into those stubborn heads. We can't do both."
"On paper, we should," Belle said, thoughtfully. "You're Galactic Admiral; I'm your Vice. One job apiece. But we're not going to be separated. Besides...."
"On paper, we should," Belle said, thoughtfully. "You're the Galactic Admiral; I'm your Vice. One job each. But we're not going to be separated. Besides...."
"Two (minds) (brains) are much better than one," both said, except for one word, in unison.
"Two minds are way better than one," they both said, except for one word, at the same time.
Belle laughed. "That settles that. The Garlock-Bellamy fusion is Galactic Admiral—so we need a good Vice. Who? Deggi and Fao? They're cooperative and idealistic enough, but.... Oh, I don't know exactly what it is they lack. Do you?"
Belle laughed. "That settles it. The Garlock-Bellamy merger is Galactic Admiral—so we need a solid Vice. Who? Deggi and Fao? They're cooperative and optimistic enough, but... I just can’t put my finger on what they’re missing. Do you?"
"No; I can't put it into words or thoughts. Probably the concept is too new for pigeon-holing. It isn't exactly strength or hardness or toughness or resilience or brisance—maybe a combination of all five. What we need is a pair like us but better."
"No; I can't express it in words or thoughts. The idea is probably too fresh to categorize. It’s not exactly strength or hardness or toughness or resilience or impact—maybe it’s a mix of all five. What we need is a couple like us but improved."
"There aren't any."
"There aren't any."
"Don't be too sure." Belle glanced at him in surprise and he went on: "Not that we've seen, no. But each of those worlds centers a volume of space containing thousands of planets. Including the Tellurian and the Margonian, we now have forty-eight regions defined. Let's run a very fast search-pattern of Region Forty-nine and see what we come up with."
"Don't be too confident." Belle looked at him in surprise, and he continued: "Not that we have seen, no. But each of those worlds encompasses a vast area of space with thousands of planets. Including the Tellurian and the Margonian, we now have forty-eight defined regions. Let's do a quick search of Region Forty-nine and see what we find."
"All right ... but suppose we do find somebody who out-Gunthers us?"
"Okay ... but what if we find someone who's even better than us?"
"I'd a lot rather have it that way than the way it is now. I'll do the hopping, you the checking. Here's the first one—what do you read?"
"I'd much prefer it that way than how it is now. I'll do the jumping, and you do the checking. Here's the first one—what do you see?"
"N. G."
"N. G."
"And this one?"
"And this one?"
"The same."
"Same here."
"And this?"
"And this?"
"Ditto."
"Same here."
Until, finally: "Clee, just how long are you going to keep this up?"
Until, finally: "Clee, how long are you going to keep doing this?"
"Until we find something or run out of time for the meeting. Belle, I really want to find somebody who amounts to something."
"Until we find something or run out of time for the meeting. Belle, I really want to find someone who actually means something."
"So do I, really, so go ahead."
"So do I, truly, so go for it."
But they did not run out of time. At planet number four-hundred-something, Belle suddenly emitted a shriek—vocally as well as mentally. "Clee! Hold it! Here's something, I think!"
But they didn’t run out of time. At planet number four-hundred-something, Belle suddenly let out a scream—both vocally and mentally. "Clee! Wait! I think I found something!"
"I'm sure there is, and I'm gladder to see you two people than can possibly be expressed."
"I'm sure there is, and I'm happier to see you two than I can express."
Belle whirled; so did Garlock. A man stood in the middle of the Main; a man shaped very much like Garlock, but with long, badly-tousled hair and a bushy wilderness of fiery-red whiskers.
Belle spun around; so did Garlock. A man was standing in the middle of the Main; a man who looked a lot like Garlock, but with long, messy hair and a wild, bushy beard of bright red.
"Please excuse this intrusion, Admiral—or should it be plural? Improper address, I'm sure, but your joint tenure is a concept so new and so vast that I am not yet able to grasp it fully—but you are working at such high speed that I had to do something drastic. You will, I trust, remain here long enough to discuss certain matters with my wife and me?"
"Please forgive the interruption, Admiral—or should I say Admirals? I know my address may not be proper, but your combined roles are so new and expansive that I’m struggling to fully understand it. You're moving so quickly that I felt I had to take some bold action. I hope you'll be here long enough to discuss a few important matters with my wife and me?"
"We'll be very glad to."
"We'll be really happy to."
"Thank you. I will return, then, more decorously, and bring her. One moment." He disappeared.
"Thanks. I'll come back in a more proper way and bring her with me. Just a second." He vanished.
"Wife!" Belle exclaimed, more than half in dismay. "They must be, then...."
"Wife!" Belle exclaimed, more than half in disbelief. "They must be, then...."
"Yeah." The thought of a wife did not bother Garlock at all. "Talk about power! And speed! To get all that stuff and 'port up here in the millisecond or so we had the screens open? Baby Doll, there's a guy who is what a Prime Operator ought to be!"
"Yeah." The idea of having a wife didn’t bother Garlock at all. "Talk about power! And speed! To get all that stuff and 'port up here in the millisecond or so we had the screens open? Baby Doll, there's a guy who is what a Prime Operator should be!"
In less than a minute the man reappeared, accompanied by a woman who was very obviously pregnant—eight months or so. Like the man, she was dressed in tight-fitting coveralls. Her hair, however—it was a natural red, too—was cut to a uniform length of eight inches, and each hair individually stood out, perfectly straight and perfectly perpendicular to the element of the scalp from which it sprang.
In less than a minute, the man came back with a woman who was clearly very pregnant—about eight months along. Like the man, she wore snug coveralls. Her hair, which was also a natural red, was cut to a uniform length of eight inches, with each strand sticking out perfectly straight and at a right angle to her scalp.
"Friends Belle and Clee of Tellus, I present Therea, my wife; and Alsyne, myself; of this planet Thaker. We have numbers, too, but they are never used among friends."
"Friends Belle and Clee of Tellus, I present Therea, my wife; and Alsyne, myself; from this planet Thaker. We have numbers, too, but we never use them among friends."
Acknowledgments were made and a few minutes of conversation ensued, during which the two couples studied each other.
Acknowledgments were exchanged, and a brief conversation followed, during which the two couples observed one another.
"This looks mighty good to me," Garlock said then. "Shall we go screens half-down, Alsyne, and cry in each other's beer?"
"This looks really good to me," Garlock said then. "Should we go with the screens half-down, Alsyne, and drown our sorrows together?"
In thirty seconds of flashing communication each became thoroughly informed. Those minds could send, and could receive, an incredibly vast amount of information in an incredibly brief space of time.
In just thirty seconds of rapid communication, everyone was completely updated. Those minds could send and receive an astonishing amount of information in a very short time.
"Your ship should work and doesn't," Garlock said. "Show me; in detail."
"Your ship should be functioning and isn’t," Garlock said. "Show me; in detail."
Alsyne showed him.
Alsyne showed him something.
"Oh, I see. You didn't work out quite all the theory. It has to be activated. Like this...." Garlock showed Alsyne.
"Oh, I get it. You didn't figure out all the theory. It needs to be activated. Like this..." Garlock demonstrated to Alsyne.
"I see. Thanks." Alsyne disappeared and was gone for some ten minutes. He reappeared, grinning hugely behind his flaming wilderness of beard. "It works perfectly; for which our heartfelt thanks. And now that my mind is at complete peace with the universe, we will consider the utterly fascinating subject of your proposed Galactic Service. You two Tellurians, immature although you are, have made two tremendous contributions to the advancement of the Scheme of Things—three, if you count the starship, which is comparatively unimportant—each of such import that no human mind can foresee any fraction of its consequences. First, your Prime Field, the probe and its screen...."
"I see. Thanks." Alsyne disappeared for about ten minutes. He came back, grinning widely behind his wild beard. "It works perfectly, and for that, we’re really grateful. Now that my mind is completely at peace with the universe, let's dive into the incredibly interesting topic of your proposed Galactic Service. You two Tellurians, even though you're a bit immature, have made two significant contributions to the advancement of the Scheme of Things—three, if you count the starship, which is relatively minor—each so important that no human mind can predict even a fraction of its consequences. First, your Prime Field, the probe and its screen...."
"Clee!" Belle drove the thought. "You didn't give him that, surely!"
"Clee!" Belle insisted. "You didn't give him that, did you?!"
"Tut-tut, my child," Therea soothed her. "You are alarming yourself about nothing."
"Tut-tut, my child," Therea comforted her. "You're worrying over nothing."
"The only trouble with you two youngsters is that you aren't quite—very nearly, of course, but very definitely not quite—grown up." Alsyne smiled again; not only with mouth and eyes, but with his whole hairy face. "To the mature mind there is no such thing as status. Each knows what he can do best and does it as a matter of course. Rank is not necessary.
"The only issue with you two kids is that you aren't fully—almost, definitely, but not quite—grown up." Alsyne smiled again; not just with his mouth and eyes, but with his whole hairy face. "To a mature mind, there’s no such thing as status. Everyone knows what they do best and just does it. Rank isn’t necessary."
"Second, the unimaginably important contribution of the ability to combine two dissimilar but intimately compatible minds into one tremendously effective fusion. While Therea and I have had only a few moments to play with it, we realize some of its possibilities. Thus, since she is a Doctor of Humanities...."
"Second, the incredibly important contribution of being able to merge two different yet deeply compatible minds into one highly effective combination. While Therea and I have only had a few opportunities to work with it, we see some of its potential. So, since she is a Doctor of Humanities...."
"Oh," Belle interrupted. "That's why you knew what I was thinking about, even though I tight-beamed the thought and my screens were tight?"
"Oh," Belle interrupted. "That's why you knew what I was thinking, even though I sent the thought directly to you and my screens were secure?"
"Exactly so. But to continue. With her sympathy and empathy, and my driving force and so on, the job of licking these young Primes into shape is, as your idiom has it, 'strictly our dish.' It is a truly delicious thought.
"Exactly. But to keep going. With her understanding and compassion, and my motivation and so on, the task of shaping these young Primes is, as you put it, 'definitely our responsibility.' It's a really exciting idea."
"You two, on the other hand, have much that we lack. Breadth and depth and scope of imagination and of vision; yet almost incredible will-power and stamina and resolve...."
"You two, however, have so much that we don't. A wide-ranging imagination and vision; yet almost unbelievable willpower, endurance, and determination...."
"That's the word I was trying to think of—will-power," Belle flashed a thought at Garlock.
"That's the word I was trying to think of—willpower," Belle shot a thought at Garlock.
"... qualities virtually always mutually exclusive; but the combination of which makes your fusion uniquely qualified to lead and direct this new and magnificent movement. But Therea and I have been idle and frustrated far too long. We can be of most use, at the moment, on Margonia; working with the Fao-Deggi unit. Therefore, with renewed deep thanks, we go."
"... qualities that are almost always contradictory; but the mix of these makes your combination uniquely suited to lead and guide this new and amazing movement. But Therea and I have been inactive and frustrated for too long. We can be most helpful right now on Margonia; working with the Fao-Deggi unit. So, with heartfelt thanks, we move on."
Man and wife disappeared; and, ten seconds later, the Thakern starship vanished from its world.
Man and woman disappeared; and, ten seconds later, the Thakern starship was gone from its planet.
"Well, what do you think of that?" Belle gasped. "I was actually afraid to think, even behind a Prime screen. I don't know yet whether I want to kiss 'em or kill 'em."
"Well, what do you think of that?" Belle exclaimed. "I was really afraid to think, even behind a Prime screen. I still don't know yet whether I want to kiss them or kill them."
"I do. That guy is really a Prime, Belle. He's older, bigger, and a lot better than I am."
"I do. That guy is really a Prime, Belle. He's older, bigger, and way better than I am."
"Uh-uh," she demurred, positively. "Older, yes. More mature—you baby, you!" She snickered gleefully. "If he hadn't included you in that crack I'd've stabbed him, so help me, even though it wasn't true. He said himself it's you who has got what it takes to lead and direct, not him."
"Uh-uh," she said firmly. "Older, yes. More mature—you baby, you!" She chuckled happily. "If he hadn't dragged you into that joke, I swear I would have stabbed him, even though it wasn't true. He admitted it's you who has what it takes to lead and direct, not him."
"Us. We, I mean," he corrected, absently.
"Us. I mean, we," he corrected, absentmindedly.
"Uh-huh; us-we. One, now and forever. Hot Dog! Anyway, he wants us to and we want to so everything's lovely and so let's get to work on Fatso and his Foster. I think we ought to have some fun for a change and that'll be a lot. When do we want to hit him?"
"Uh-huh; us—we. One, now and forever. Awesome! Anyway, he wants us to, and we want to, so everything's great, and let's get to work on Fatso and his Foster. I think we should have some fun for a change, and it’ll be a lot. When do we want to go after him?"
"Any day Monday through Friday. Nine-fifteen A.M. Eastern Daylight time. Plus or minus one minute."
"Any day from Monday to Friday. 9:15 AM Eastern Daylight Time. Give or take a minute."
"Nice! Catch him in flagrante delicto. Lovely—shovel on the coal, my intrepid engineer!"
"Awesome! Catch him in the act. Great—keep the fire going, my fearless engineer!"
On a Wednesday morning, then, at twelve minutes past nine EDT, the Pleiades hung poised, high over the Chancellery of Solar System Enterprises, Incorporated.
On a Wednesday morning, at twelve minutes past nine EDT, the Pleiades hung poised high above the Chancellery of Solar System Enterprises, Incorporated.
"Remember, Belle!" Garlock was pacing the Main. "To keep 'em staggering we'll have to land slugging and beat 'em to every punch. You did a wonderful job on her last time, and it's been eating on her ever since. She's probably been rehearsing in front of a mirror just how she's going to tear you apart next time and just how she's going to spit out the pieces. Last time, you were cold, stiff, rigidly formal, and polite. So this time it'll be me, and I'll be hot and bothered, dirty, low, coarse, lewd, and very, very rough."
"Remember, Belle!" Garlock was pacing the Main. "To keep them off balance, we need to hit hard and beat them to every punch. You did an amazing job with her last time, and it's been eating away at her ever since. She’s probably been practicing in front of a mirror, figuring out how she's going to tear you apart next time and how she's going to spit out the pieces. Last time, you were cold, stiff, overly formal, and polite. So this time, it’ll be me, and I’ll be hot and bothered, dirty, crude, rough, and very, very aggressive."
Belle threw back her head and laughed. "Rough? Yes. Vicious, contemptuous, or ugly; yes. A master of fluent, biting, and pyrotechnic profanity; yes. But low or dirty or coarse or lewd, Clee? Or any one of the four, to say nothing of them all? Uh-uh. Ferber's a filthy beast, of course; but even he knows you're one of the cleanest men that ever lived. They'd know it was an act."
Belle threw her head back and laughed. "Rough? Yes. Vicious, contemptuous, or ugly; absolutely. A master of smooth, sharp, and flashy profanity; definitely. But low, dirty, coarse, or lewd, Clee? Or any one of those four, not to mention all of them? No way. Ferber's a filthy beast, sure; but even he knows you're one of the cleanest guys who ever lived. They'd know it was all just an act."
"Not unless I give 'em time to think—or unless you do, before he fires Jim—in which case we'll lose the game anyway. But how about you? If I can knock 'em too groggy to think, will you carry on and keep 'em that way?"
"Not unless I give them time to think—or unless you do, before he fires Jim—in which case we'll lose the game anyway. But what about you? If I can knock them out enough to stop thinking, will you keep them that way?"
"Watch my blasts!" Belle giggled gleefully. "I never tried anything like that—any more than you have—but I'll guarantee to be just as low, dirty, coarse, lewd, and crude as you are. Probably more so, because in this particular case it'll be fun. You see, you're a man—you can't possibly despise and detest that slimy stinker either in the same way or as much as I do."
"Check out my moves!" Belle laughed happily. "I’ve never done anything like that—any more than you have—but I promise to be just as low, dirty, rough, lewd, and crude as you are. Probably more so, because this time it'll be fun. You see, you’re a guy—you can't possibly hate that slimy jerk as much or in the same way that I do."
"This ought to be good. Cut the rope, Jim."
"This should be interesting. Cut the rope, Jim."
Even before the starship came to rest, Garlock drove a probe into the sanctum sanctorum of the Chancellery—an utterly unheard-of act of insolence.
Even before the starship landed, Garlock sent a probe into the sanctum sanctorum of the Chancellery—an utterly unprecedented act of disrespect.
"Foster! This is the Pleiades coming in. Garlock calling. Hot up the tri-di and the recorder, Toots. Put Fatso on, and snap into it.... I said shake a leg!"
"Foster! This is the Pleiades approaching. Garlock here. Turn on the tri-di and the recorder, Toots. Get Fatso on, and hurry it up.... I said move it!"
"Why, I.... You...."
"Why, I.... You...."
"Stop stuttering and come to life, you half-witted bag! Gimme Ferber and hurry it up—this ship's tricky."
"Stop stuttering and get your act together, you clueless idiot! Give me Ferber and hurry up—this ship is difficult."
"Why, you ... I never...." Ferber's outraged First Secretary could scarcely talk. "He ... he is...."
"Why, you ... I can't even...." Ferber's furious First Secretary could barely speak. "He ... he is...."
"I know, Babe, I know—I could set that to music and sing it, with gestures. 'Chancellor Ferber is in conference and cannot be disturbed,'" he mimicked, savagely. "Put him on now—but quick!"
"I know, Babe, I know—I could totally turn that into a song and perform it with gestures. 'Chancellor Ferber is in a meeting and cannot be disturbed,'" he imitated fiercely. "Put him on now—but quick!"
The tri-di tank brightened up; Chancellor Ferber's image appeared. He was disheveled, surprised and angry, but Garlock gave him no chance to speak.
The tri-di tank lit up; Chancellor Ferber's image appeared. He looked disheveled, surprised, and angry, but Garlock didn't give him a chance to speak.
"Well, Fatso—at last! Where the hell have you been all morning? I want some stuff, just as fast as God will let you get it together," and he began to read off, as fast as he could talk, a long list of highly technical items.
"Well, Fatso—finally! Where the heck have you been all morning? I need some things, as quickly as you can get them together," and he started reading off, as fast as he could talk, a long list of highly technical items.
Ferber tried for many seconds to break in, and Garlock finally allowed him to do so.
Ferber struggled for several seconds to get in, and Garlock eventually let him.
"Are you crazy, Garlock?" he shouted. "What in hell's name are you bothering me with that stuff for? You know better than that—make out your requisitions and send them through channels!"
"Are you insane, Garlock?" he shouted. "What the hell are you bothering me with that stuff for? You know better than that—fill out your requisitions and send them through the proper channels!"
"Channels, hell!" Garlock shouted back. "Hasn't it got through your four-inch-thick skull into your idiot's brain yet that I'm in a hurry? I don't want this stuff today; I want it day before yesterday—this damned junk-heap is apt to fall apart any minute. So quit goggling and slobbering at me, you wall-eyed, slimy, fat toad. Get that three hundred weight of suet into action. Hump yourself!"
"Channels, seriously!" Garlock shouted back. "Is it not clear to you that I'm in a rush? I don’t need this stuff today; I needed it the day before yesterday—this junk heap might fall apart any minute. So stop staring and drooling at me, you cross-eyed, slimy, fat toad. Get that three hundred pounds of suet moving. Hurry up!"
"You ... you ... Why, I was never so insulted...."
"You ... you ... I can't believe how insulted I am...."
"Insulted? You?" Garlock out-roared him. "Listen, Fatso. If I ever set out to really insult you, you'll know it—it'll blister all the paint off the walls. All I'm trying to do now is get you off that fat butt of yours and get some action."
"Insulted? You?" Garlock shouted even louder than him. "Listen, Fatso. If I ever really wanted to insult you, you’d know it—it would strip the paint off the walls. Right now, all I'm trying to do is get you off that fat butt of yours and get some action."
Ferber became purple and pounded his desk in consuming anger.
Ferber turned purple and banged his desk in intense anger.
Garlock yelled louder and pounded harder. "Start rounding up this stuff—but fast—or I'll come down there and take your job away from you and do it myself—and for your own greasy hide's sake you'd better believe I'm not just chomping my choppers, either."
Garlock shouted even louder and hit the surface harder. "Start gathering this stuff—but quick—or I'll come down there, take your job, and do it myself—and for your own sake, you better believe I'm not just talking big, either."
"You'll What?" Ferber screamed. "You're fired!"
"You'll What?" Ferber yelled. "You're fired!"
"You fire me?" Garlock mimicked the scream. "And make it stick? You'd better write that one up for the funnies. Why, you lard-brain, you couldn't fire a cap-pistol."
"You fire me?" Garlock mimicked the scream. "And make it stick? You'd better write that one up for the comics. Why, you lard-brain, you couldn't fire a cap gun."
"Foster!" Ferber yelled. "Terminate Garlock as of now. Insubordination, and misconduct, abuse of position, incompetence, malfeasance—everything else you can think of. Blacklist him all over the System!"
"Foster!" Ferber shouted. "Fire Garlock immediately. Insubordination, misconduct, abuse of power, incompetence, wrongdoing—everything you can think of. Put him on the blacklist across the System!"
At the word "fired" Belle, had leaped to her feet and had stopped laughing.
At the word "fired," Belle jumped to her feet and stopped laughing.
"Miss Bellamy!" Ferber snapped.
"Ms. Bellamy!" Ferber snapped.
"Yes, sir?" she answered, sweetly.
"Yes, sir?" she replied, sweetly.
"You are hereby promoted to be Head of the...."
"You are now promoted to be Head of the...."
"Oh, yeah?" Belle sneered, her voice cutting like a knife. "You unprincipled, lascivious, lecherous Hitler! Have you got the unmitigated gall to take me for a floozie? To think you can add me to your collection of bootlicking, round-heeled tramps?"
"Oh, really?" Belle scoffed, her voice sharp as a blade. "You immoral, sleazy, perverted Hitler! Do you have the nerve to think of me as some floozy? To believe you can just add me to your lineup of sycophantic, easy women?"
"You're fired and blacklisted too!"
"You're fired and blacklisted!"
"How nice! You know, I don't know of anything I'd rather have happen to me?"
"How great! You know, I can't think of anything I'd prefer to happen to me?"
"Get James on there—you, James...."
"Get James on there—you, James..."
"You don't need to fire me, you fat-headed old goat," James said, contemptuously. "I've already quit—the exact second you fired Clee."
"You don't need to fire me, you egotistical old goat," James said, disdainfully. "I already quit the moment you fired Clee."
"No you didn't!" Ferber screamed. "Resignation not accepted. You're Fired! Dishonorably discharged—blacklisted everywhere—you'll never get another job—anywhere! And here's your slip, too!" Miss Foster was very fast on the machines.
"No you didn't!" Ferber yelled. "I don't accept your resignation. You're fired! Dishonorably discharged—blacklisted everywhere—you'll never get another job—anywhere! And here's your notice, too!" Miss Foster was incredibly quick on the machines.
James 'ported his slip up into the Pleiades, just as Garlock and Belle had done with theirs, and disappeared with it as they had; reappearing almost instantly.
James 'ported his mistake into the Pleiades, just like Garlock and Belle did with theirs, and vanished with it as they had; showing up again almost immediately.
"Montandon!"
"Montandon!"
"Chancellor Ferber, are you completely out of your mind? You can't discharge either Miss Bellamy or me."
"Chancellor Ferber, are you out of your mind? You can't let either Miss Bellamy or me go."
"I can't?" he gloated. "Why not?"
"I can't?" he bragged. "Why not?"
"Because neither of us is employed. By anybody."
"Because neither of us has a job. For anyone."
"That's right, Fatso," Belle said. "We just came along. Just to keep the boys company. It's lonesome, you know, 'way out in deep space."
"That's right, Fatso," Belle said. "We just came along. Just to keep the guys company. It's lonely, you know, way out in deep space."
Miss Foster ripped a half-filled-out termination form out of her machine and hurled it into a waste-basket. Ferber's jaw dropped and his eyes stared glassily, but he rallied quickly.
Miss Foster yanked a half-filled termination form out of her printer and threw it into a trash can. Ferber's jaw dropped and his eyes widened in shock, but he recovered quickly.
"I can blacklist her, though, and maybe you think I won't. Belle Bellamy will never get another job in this whole solar system as long as she lives, except through me! Maybe I'll hire her some day, for something, and maybe I won't. Are you listening, Bellamy?"
"I can blacklist her, but maybe you think I won't. Belle Bellamy will never get another job in this entire solar system for as long as she lives, except through me! Maybe I'll hire her one day for something, and maybe I won't. Are you listening, Bellamy?"
"Not only listening, I'm reveling in every word." Belle laughed derisively. "I hate to shatter such wonderful dreams—or do I? You see, the Pleiades really works, and the Galaxians own her; lock, stock, and barrel. You wouldn't have any part of her, remember? Insisted on payment for every nut, wire, and service? Now, they want to hire us four for a big operation with this starship. Since you only loaned Garlock and James to them, you might have made some legal trouble on that score, but now that you've fired them both—and in such conclusive language!—we're all set. So when you blacklist us with the Society, please let me know—I want to take a tri-di in technicolor of you doing it. How do you like them parsnips, Your Royal Fatness?"
"Not just listening, I'm enjoying every word." Belle laughed sarcastically. "I hate to burst such amazing dreams—or do I? You see, the Pleiades is legit, and the Galaxians own it completely. You didn’t want any part of it, remember? You insisted on payment for every nut, wire, and service? Now, they want to hire us four for a major operation with this starship. Since you only loaned Garlock and James to them, you could have caused some legal issues there, but now that you've let them go—and in such definitive terms!—we're all good to go. So when you blacklist us with the Society, please let me know—I want to get a tri-di in technicolor of you doing it. How do you like them parsnips, Your Royal Fatness?"
"I'll see about that!" Ferber stormed. "We'll have an injunction out in an hour!"
"I'll look into that!" Ferber fumed. "We'll have a restraining order filed in an hour!"
"Go ahead," Garlock said, with a wide grin. "Have fun—the Galaxians have legal eagles too, you know. One thing Belle forgot. Just in case you recover consciousness some time and want to steal our termination papers back—especially Belle's; what a howler that was!—don't try it. They're in a Gunther-blocked safe."
"Go ahead," Garlock said, grinning widely. "Have fun—the Galaxians have their own lawyers, you know. One thing Belle forgot. Just in case you wake up sometime and want to grab our termination papers back—especially Belle's; what a joke that was!—don’t even think about it. They’re in a Gunther-blocked safe."
Then, as comprehension began to dawn on Ferber's face:
Then, as understanding started to show on Ferber's face:
"S-u-c-k-e-r," Garlock drawled.
"Sucker," Garlock drawled.
The Pleiades disappeared.
The Pleiades vanished.
CHAPTER 9
The Pleiades landed on Margonia's Galaxian Field, where the Tellurians found the project running smoothly, a little ahead of schedule. Delcamp and Fao were working at their fast and efficient pace, but the hairy pair from Thaker seemed to be, literally, everywhere at once.
The Pleiades landed on Margonia's Galaxian Field, where the Tellurians found the project going well, slightly ahead of schedule. Delcamp and Fao were working quickly and efficiently, but the hairy duo from Thaker appeared to be, quite literally, everywhere at once.
"Hi, Belle." Fao 'ported up and shook hands warmly. "I thought I was going to have the first double-Prime baby, until she appeared on the scene."
"Hi, Belle." Fao appeared and shook hands warmly. "I thought I was going to have the first double-Prime baby, until she showed up."
"Didn't it make you mad? I'd've been furious."
"Didn't it make you angry? I would have been furious."
"Maybe a little at first, but not after I'd talked with her for half a minute. She'd never even thought of that angle. Besides, she thinks the whole galaxy is fairly crawling with double-Primes."
"Maybe a little at first, but not after I had a quick chat with her. She'd never even considered that perspective. Plus, she believes the whole galaxy is pretty much filled with double-Primes."
"That's funny—so does Clee. But there are other things—strictly not angles—that she hasn't thought of, too. If those coveralls were half an inch tighter they'd choke her to death. You'd think she'd...."
"That's funny—so does Clee. But there are other things—definitely not angles—that she hasn't considered, too. If those coveralls were half an inch tighter they'd suffocate her. You'd think she'd...."
"Huh?" Fao interrupted. "You should scream—oh, that ridiculous Tellurian prud...."
"Huh?" Fao interrupted. "You should scream—oh, that ridiculous Tellurian prud...."
"It isn't ridiculous!" Belle snapped. "And it isn't prudishness, either—not with me, anyway. It's just that," she ran an indicative glance over Fao's lean, trim flanks and hard, flat abdomen, "it spoils your figure. It's only temporary, of course, but...."
"It isn't ridiculous!" Belle snapped. "And it isn't being prudish, either—not for me, anyway. It's just that," she cast a pointed glance over Fao's lean, fit body and hard, flat stomach, "it ruins your figure. It's only temporary, of course, but...."
"Spoils it! Why, how utterly idiotic! Why, it's magnificent! Just as soon as it starts to show on me, Belle, I'm going to start wearing only half as many clothes as I've got on now."
"Spoils it! Why, how completely ridiculous! It's beautiful! As soon as it starts to show on me, Belle, I'm going to start wearing only half as many clothes as I'm wearing now."
"You couldn't." Belle eyed the other girl's bathing-suit-like garment. Except for being blue instead of yellow, it was the same as the one she had worn before. "Not without the League for Public Decency sending the wagon out after you."
"You couldn't." Belle glanced at the other girl's swimsuit-like outfit. Other than being blue instead of yellow, it was just like the one she had worn before. "Not without the League for Public Decency sending a wagon out after you."
"Oh, Miss Experience? Well, three-quarters, maybe...."
"Oh, Miss Experience? Well, three-quarters, maybe...."
"Hey, you two!" came Delcamp's hail. "How about cutting the gab and getting some work done?"
"Hey, you two!" Delcamp shouted. "How about stopping the chit-chat and getting some work done?"
"Coming, boss! 'Scuse it, please!" and two fast and skillful women went efficiently to work.
"Coming, boss! Excuse us, please!" and two quick and skillful women got to work efficiently.
With six Prime Operators on the job the work went on very rapidly, yet without error. The Celestial Queen was finished, tested, and found perfect, one full day ahead of James' most optimistic estimate for construction alone. The six Primes conferred.
With six Prime Operators on the job, the work progressed quickly and without mistakes. The Celestial Queen was completed, tested, and found to be perfect, one full day ahead of James' most optimistic estimate for construction alone. The six Primes discussed.
"Do you want us to help you pick up the other Primes?" Delcamp asked. "Your Main, big as it is, will be crowded, and we have three ships here now instead of one."
"Do you want us to help you gather the other Primes?" Delcamp asked. "Your Main, as big as it is, will be crowded, and we have three ships here now instead of just one."
"I don't think so ... no," Garlock decided. "We told 'em we'd do it, and in the Pleiades, so we'd better. Unless, Alsyne, you don't agree?"
"I don't think so ... no," Garlock decided. "We told them we'd do it, and in the Pleiades, so we better. Unless, Alsyne, you don't agree?"
"I agree. The point, while of course minor, is very well taken. We and our Operators—we brought six along; experts in their various fields—can serve best by working on Tellus with its Galaxian Society in getting ready for the meeting."
"I agree. The point, though it's minor, is very valid. We and our Operators—we brought six with us; experts in their respective fields—can contribute best by collaborating with Tellus and its Galaxian Society to prepare for the meeting."
"Oh, of course," Fao said. "Probably Deg and I should do the same thing?"
"Oh, of course," Fao said. "Should Deg and I do the same thing?"
"That would be our thought." The two Thakerns were thinking—and lepping—in fusion. "However," they went on carefully, "it must not be and is not our intent to sway you in any action or decision. While not all of you four, perhaps, are as yet fully mature, not one of you should be subjected to any additional exterior stresses."
"That would be what we think." The two Thakerns were considering—and leaping—together. "However," they continued carefully, "it is not our intention to influence you in any actions or decisions. While perhaps not all of you four are fully mature yet, none of you should be put under any extra external pressure."
"I hope you don't think that way about all Primes," Garlock said, grimly. "I'm going to smack some of those kids down so hard that their shirt-tails will roll up their backs like window shades."
"I hope you don't feel that way about all Primes," Garlock said, grimly. "I'm going to hit some of those kids so hard that their shirt-tails will roll up their backs like window shades."
"If you find such action either necessary or desirable, we will join you quite happily in it. We go."
"If you think that such action is needed or a good idea, we’ll gladly join you. Let’s go."
The four remaining Primes looked at each other in puzzled surprise.
The four remaining Primes looked at each other in confused surprise.
"What do you think about that?" Garlock asked finally, of no one in particular.
"What do you think about that?" Garlock asked at last, not really directing the question at anyone in particular.
"I don't understand them," Fao said, "but they're mighty nice people."
"I don’t understand them," Fao said, "but they’re really nice people."
"Do you suppose, Clee," Belle nibbled at her lower lip, "that we're getting off on the wrong foot with uniforms and admirals and things? That with really adult Primes running things the Galactic Service would run itself? No bosses or anything?"
"Do you think, Clee," Belle bit her lower lip, "that we’re starting off on the wrong foot with uniforms and admirals and all that? That with real adult Primes in charge, the Galactic Service would manage itself? No bosses or anything?"
"Umnngk." Garlock grunted as though Belle had slugged him. "I hope not. Or do I? Anyway, not enough data yet to make speculation profitable. But I wonder, Miss Bellamy, if it would be considered an unjustifiable attempt to sway you in any action or decision if I were to suggest—Oh, ever so diffidently!—that if we're going to saddle up our bronks and ride out on roundup tomorrow morning we ought to be logging some sack-time right now?"
"Umnngk." Garlock grunted as if Belle had hit him. "I hope not. Or do I? Anyway, we don't have enough information yet to make any useful guesses. But I wonder, Miss Bellamy, if it would be seen as an unfair attempt to influence your choices if I were to suggest—Oh, so tentatively!—that if we're going to get our horses ready and head out for the roundup tomorrow morning, we should probably get some sleep right now?"
"Considering the source, as well as and/or in connection with the admittedly extreme provocation," Belle straightened up into a regal pose, "You may say, Mister Garlock, without fear of successful contradiction, that in this instance no umbrage will be taken, at least for the moment." She broke the pose and giggled infectiously. "'Night, you two lovely people!"
"Given where this is coming from, and with the honestly over-the-top provocation," Belle straightened up like royalty, "You can say, Mister Garlock, without worrying about being challenged, that in this case, no offense will be taken, at least for now." She dropped the pose and giggled charmingly. "'Night, you two wonderful people!"
Belle was still sunny and gay when the Pleiades reached Lizoria; Garlock was inwardly happy and outwardly content. Semolo, however, was his usual intransigent self. In fact, if it had not been for Mirea Mitala, and the fact that she—metaphorically—did pin Semolo's ears back, Garlock would not have taken him aboard at all.
Belle was still cheerful and happy when the Pleiades arrived at Lizoria; Garlock felt internally happy and externally satisfied. Semolo, however, was as stubborn as ever. In fact, if it hadn't been for Mirea Mitala, and the way she—metaphorically—kept Semolo in check, Garlock wouldn't have allowed him on board at all.
Thus, after loading on only one pair of Primes, that auspiciously-beginning day had lost some of its luster; and as the day wore on it got no better fast. Baver of Falne had not learned anything, either—only Garlock's intervention saved the cocky and obstreperous Semolo from a mental blast that would have knocked him out cold.
Thus, after loading just one pair of Primes, that promising day had lost some of its shine; and as the day went on, it didn't get any better quickly. Baver of Falne hadn't learned anything, either—only Garlock's intervention saved the arrogant and unruly Semolo from a mental blast that would have knocked him out cold.
Then there were Onthave and Lerthe of Crenna; Korl and Kirl of Gleer; Parleof and Ginseona of Pasquerone; Atnim and Sotara of Flandoon, and eighty others. Very few of them were as bad as Semolo; some of them, particularly the Pasqueronians and the Gleerans, were almost as good as Delcamp and Fao.
Then there were Onthave and Lerthe from Crenna; Korl and Kirl from Gleer; Parleof and Ginseona from Pasquerone; Atnim and Sotara from Flandoon, along with eighty others. Very few of them were as bad as Semolo; some of them, especially the people from Pasquerone and Gleer, were nearly as good as Delcamp and Fao.
This was the first time that any pair of them had ever come physically close to any other Prime. Many of them had not really believed that any Primes abler than themselves existed. The Pleiades was crowded, and Garlock and Belle were not giving to any of them the deference and consideration and submissive respect which each considered his unique due.
This was the first time any of them had come physically close to another Prime. Many of them had doubted that any Primes more capable than themselves existed. The Pleiades was packed, and Garlock and Belle weren't showing any of them the deference, consideration, and submissive respect that each felt was their unique right.
Wherefore the undertaking was neither easy nor pleasant; and both Tellurians were tremendously relieved when, the last pair picked up, they flashed the starship back to Tellus and Delcamp, Fao, and the Thakerns 'ported themselves aboard.
Wherefore the task was neither easy nor enjoyable; and both Tellurians were incredibly relieved when, after picking up the last pair, they sent the starship back to Tellus and Delcamp, while Fao and the Thakerns transported themselves aboard.
"Give me your attention, please," Garlock said, crisply. Then, after a moment, "Any and all who are not tuned to me in five seconds will be returned immediately to their home planets and will lose all contact with this group....
"Please pay attention," Garlock said sharply. Then, after a moment, "Anyone who isn't connected to me in five seconds will be sent back to their home planets immediately and will lose all contact with this group....
"That's better. For some of you this has been a very long day. For all of you it has been a very trying day. You were all informed previously as to what we had in mind. However, since you are young and callow, and were thoroughly convinced of your own omniscience and omnipotence, it is natural enough that you derived little or no benefit from that information. You are now facing reality, not your own fantasies.
"That's better. For some of you, this has been a really long day. For all of you, it's been a really tough day. You were all told earlier what we had in mind. However, since you are young and inexperienced, and were completely convinced of your own knowledge and power, it makes sense that you gained little or no benefit from that information. You are now facing reality, not your own fantasies."
"Each pair of you has been assigned a suite of rooms in Galaxian Hall. Each suite is furnished appropriately; each is fully Gunthered for self-service.
"Each of you has been assigned a suite of rooms in Galaxian Hall. Each suite is furnished appropriately; each is fully equipped for self-service."
"This meeting has not been announced to the public and, at least for the present, will not be. Therefore none of you will attempt to communicate with anyone outside Galaxian Hall. Anyone making any such attempt will be surprised.
"This meeting hasn't been announced to the public and, at least for now, it won't be. So none of you should try to communicate with anyone outside Galaxian Hall. Anyone who attempts to do so will be surprised."
"The meeting will open at eight o'clock tomorrow morning in the auditorium. The Thakerns and the Margonians will now inform you as to your quarters." There was a moment of flashing thought. "Dismissed."
"The meeting will start at eight o'clock tomorrow morning in the auditorium. The Thakerns and the Margonians will now tell you about your accommodations." There was a moment of quick contemplation. "You’re dismissed."
At one second before eight o'clock the auditorium was empty. At eight o'clock, ninety-eight human beings appeared in it; six on the stage, the rest occupying the first few rows of seats.
At one second before eight o'clock, the auditorium was empty. At eight o'clock, ninety-eight people appeared in it; six on the stage, the rest sitting in the first few rows of seats.
"Good morning, everybody," Garlock said, pleasantly. "Everyone being rested, fed, and having had some time in which to consider the changed reality faced by us all, I hope and am inclined to believe that we can attain friendship and accord. We will spend the next hour in becoming acquainted with each other. We will walk around, not teleport. We will meet each other physically, as well as mentally. We will learn each other's forms of greeting and we will use them. This meeting is adjourned until nine o'clock—or, rather, the meeting will begin then."
"Good morning, everyone," Garlock said cheerfully. "Now that everyone is rested, fed, and has had some time to think about the new reality we’re all facing, I hope and believe we can build friendship and agreement. We’ll spend the next hour getting to know one another. We’ll walk around, not teleport. We’ll meet each other in person, as well as mentally. We’ll learn each other's ways of greeting and we’ll use them. This meeting is adjourned until nine o'clock—or, actually, the meeting will start then."
For several minutes no one moved. All blocks were locked at maximum. Each Prime used only his eyes.
For several minutes, no one moved. All blocks were locked at maximum. Each Prime only used his eyes.
Physically, it was a scene of almost overpowering perfection. The men were, without exception, handsome, strong, and magnificently male. The women, from heroically-framed Fao Talaho up—or down?—to surprisingly slender Mirea Mitala, all were arrestingly beautiful; breathtakingly proportioned; spectacularly female.
Physically, it was a scene of almost overwhelming perfection. The men were, without exception, attractive, strong, and incredibly masculine. The women, from the impressively built Fao Talaho up—or down?—to the unexpectedly slender Mirea Mitala, were all strikingly beautiful; breathtakingly proportioned; exceptionally feminine.
Clothing varied from complete absence to almost complete coverage, with a bewildering variety of intermediate conditions. Color was rampant.
Clothing ranged from no clothing at all to nearly full coverage, with a confusing mix of in-between styles. Color was everywhere.
Hair—or lack of it—was also an individual and highly variant matter. Some of the women, like Belle and Fao, were content with one solid but unnatural shade. One shaven head—Mirea Mitala's—was deeply tanned, but unadorned, even though the rest of her body was almost covered by precious stones. Another was decorated with geometrical and esoteric designs in eye-searing colors. A third supported a structure—it could not possibly be called a hat—of spun metal and gems.
Hair—or the absence of it—was also a personal and incredibly diverse choice. Some of the women, like Belle and Fao, were happy with a single bold but unnatural color. One shaved head—Mirea Mitala's—was deeply tanned, but plain, even though the rest of her body was almost covered in precious stones. Another was adorned with geometric and esoteric designs in vividly bright colors. A third sported a structure—it couldn’t really be called a hat—made of spun metal and gems.
Among the medium-and long-hairs there were two-, three-, and multi-toned jobs galore. Some of the color-combinations were harmonious; some were sharply contrasting, such as black and white; some looked as though their wearers had used the most violently-clashing colors they could find.
Among the medium and long-haired styles, there were plenty of two-, three-, and multi-toned options. Some of the color combinations were harmonious; others were sharply contrasting, like black and white; some looked as if the wearers had picked the most clashing colors they could find.
The prize-winner, however, was Therea of Thaker's enormous, inexplicable mop; and it was that phenomenon that first broke the ice.
The prize-winner, however, was Therea of Thaker's huge, unexplainable mop; and it was that oddity that first started the conversation.
The girl with the decorated scalp had been glancing questioningly at neighbor after neighbor, only to be met by uncompromising stares. Finally, however, her gaze met another, as interested as her own. This second girl, whose coiffure was a high-piled confection of black, white, yellow, red, blue, and green, half-masted her screen and said:
The girl with the decorated scalp had been looking around at each neighbor with a questioning expression, only to be met with unyielding stares. Finally, though, her gaze connected with another, equally curious. This second girl, whose hairstyle was a towering mix of black, white, yellow, red, blue, and green, lowered her screen halfway and said:
"Oh, thanks, Jethay of Lodie-Yann. I'm glad everybody isn't going to stay locked up all day. I'm Ginseona of Pasquerone. They call me 'Jin' whenever they want to call me anything printable. And this," she dug a knuckle into her companion's short ribs, whereupon he jumped, whirled around, lowered his screen, and grinned, "is my ... the boy friend, Parleof. Also of Pasquerone, of course. Par, both Jethay and I...."
"Oh, thanks, Jethay of Lodie-Yann. I’m really glad everyone isn’t going to be stuck inside all day. I’m Ginseona of Pasquerone. They call me 'Jin' whenever they need to say something that isn’t too long. And this,” she poked her companion in the side, making him jump, turn around, put down his screen, and smile, “is my ... boyfriend, Parleof. Also from Pasquerone, of course. Par, both Jethay and I ...."
"Call me 'Jet'—everybody does," Jethay said: almost shyly, for a Prime.
"Just call me 'Jet'—everyone else does," Jethay said, sounding almost shy for a Prime.
"Both Jet and I have been wondering about that woman's hair—over there. How could you possibly give a head of hair a static charge of fifty or a hundred kilovolts and not have it leak off?"
"Both Jet and I have been wondering about that woman's hair—over there. How could you possibly give a head of hair a static charge of fifty or a hundred kilovolts and not have it leak off?"
"You couldn't, unless it was a perfectly-insulated wig ... but it looks as though she did, at that...." and Parleof paused in thought.
"You couldn't, unless it was a perfectly insulated wig... but it seems like she did, after all..." Parleof paused to think.
"Maybe Byuk would have an idea or two," and Jet uttered aloud a dozen or so crackling syllables that sounded as though they could have been ladylike profanity. Whatever they were, Byuk jumped, too, and tuned in with the other three.
"Maybe Byuk would have an idea or two," Jet said, letting out a series of crackling syllables that sounded like they could be some form of polite swearing. Whatever it was, Byuk jumped, too, and connected with the other three.
"Oh, it's quite easy, really," Therea said then. "Look." Her mass of hair cascaded gracefully down around her neck and shoulders. "Look again." Each hair stood fiercely out all by itself, exactly as before. "All you young people will learn much more difficult and much more important things before this meeting is over. I cannot tell you how glad I am that so many of you are here."
"Oh, it's really easy," Therea said then. "Look." Her thick hair flowed elegantly around her neck and shoulders. "Look again." Each hair stood boldly on its own, just like before. "You young people will learn much harder and more important things before this meeting ends. I can't tell you how happy I am that so many of you are here."
And so it went, all over the auditorium. Once cracked, the ice broke up fast.
And so it went, all over the auditorium. Once it cracked, the ice shattered quickly.
Fao and Delcamp worked hard; so did Belle and Garlock. Alsyne was a potent force indeed—his abounding vitality and his tremendous smile broke down barriers that logic could not affect. And Therea worked near-miracles; did more than the other five combined. Her sympathy, her empathy, her understanding and feeling, were as great as Lola's own; her operative ability was as much greater than Lola's as Lola's was greater than that of a bobby-soxed babysitter.
Fao and Delcamp put in a lot of effort; so did Belle and Garlock. Alsyne was a strong presence—his overflowing energy and big smile broke down barriers that logic couldn't touch. And Therea worked wonders; she accomplished more than the other five combined. Her compassion, empathy, understanding, and emotional insight were as significant as Lola's own; her effectiveness was so much greater than Lola's that Lola seemed like just a teenage babysitter by comparison.
Thus, when half of the hour was gone, Garlock heaved a profound sigh of relief. He wouldn't have half the trouble he had expected—it was not going to be a riot. And when he called the meeting to order he was pleasanter and friendlier than Belle had ever before seen him.
Thus, when half an hour had passed, Garlock let out a deep sigh of relief. He wouldn't have nearly as much trouble as he had expected—it wasn't going to be a disaster. And when he called the meeting to order, he was more pleasant and friendly than Belle had ever seen him before.
"While I am calling this meeting to order, it is only in the widest possible sense that I am its presiding officer, for we have as yet no organization by the delegated authority of which any man or any woman has any right to preside. Yesterday I ruled by force; simply because I am stronger than any one of you or any pair of you. Today, in the light of the developments of the last hour, that rule is done; except, perhaps, for one or two isolated and non-representative cases which may develop today. By this time tomorrow, I hope that we will be forever done with the law of claw and fang. For, as a much abler man has said—'To the really mature mind, the concept of status is completely invalid.'"
"While I'm calling this meeting to order, it's only in the broadest sense that I'm leading it, because we still don't have an organization that gives anyone the right to preside. Yesterday, I was in charge by force; simply because I'm stronger than any one of you or even a couple of you together. Today, with the events of the last hour, that power is over; except maybe for one or two isolated and unrepresentative situations that might come up today. By this time tomorrow, I hope we'll be done with the law of survival of the fittest. As a much smarter person has said—'To a truly mature mind, the idea of status is completely meaningless.'"
"He's putting that as a direct quote, Alsyne, and it isn't." Belle lanced the thought.
"He's presenting that as a direct quote, Alsyne, but it isn’t." Belle shot down the thought.
"He thinks it is," Alsyne flashed back. "That is the way his mathematician's mind recorded it."
"He thinks it is," Alsyne shot back. "That's how his mathematician's mind noted it."
"This meeting is informal, preliminary and exploratory. A meeting of minds from which, we hope, a useful and workable organization can be developed. Since you all know what we think it basically should be, there is no need to repeat it.
"This meeting is casual, initial, and exploratory. It's a gathering of ideas from which we hope a helpful and functional organization can emerge. Since you all know our basic thoughts on what it should be, there's no need to go over it again."
"I must now say something that a few of you will construe as a threat. You are all Prime Operators. Each pair of you is the highest development of a planet, perhaps of a solar system. You can learn if you will. You can cooperate if you will. Any couple here who refuses to learn, and hence to cooperate, will be returned to its native planet and will have no further contact with this group.
"I need to say something that some of you might see as a threat. You are all Prime Operators. Each pair of you represents the pinnacle of development for a planet, maybe even a solar system. You can learn if you choose to. You can cooperate if you choose to. Any couple that refuses to learn, and therefore to cooperate, will be sent back to their home planet and will not have any further connection with this group."
"I now turn this meeting over to our first moderators, Alsyne and Therea of Thaker; the oldest and ablest Prime Operators of us all."
"I now hand this meeting over to our first moderators, Alsyne and Therea of Thaker; the oldest and most capable Prime Operators among us all."
"Thank you, Garlock of Tellus. One correction, however, if you please. I who speak am neither this man nor this woman standing here, but both. I am the Prime Unit of Thaker. For brevity, and for the purposes of this meeting only, I could be called simply 'Thaker.' Before calling for general discussion I wish to call particular attention to two points, neither of which has been sufficiently emphasized.
"Thank you, Garlock of Tellus. One correction, though, if you don’t mind. I, the one speaking, am neither just the man nor the woman here, but both. I am the Prime Unit of Thaker. For simplicity, and just for this meeting, you can refer to me as 'Thaker.' Before we open up for general discussion, I want to draw special attention to two points that haven't been emphasized enough."
"First, the purpose of a Prime Operator is to serve, not to rule. Thus, no Prime should be or will be 'boss' of anything, except possibly of his own starship.
"First, the purpose of a Prime Operator is to serve, not to rule. So, no Prime should be or will be 'the boss' of anything, except maybe their own starship."
"Second, since we have no data we do not know what form the proposed Galactic Service will assume. One thing, however, is sure. Whatever power of enforcement or of punishment it may have will derive, not from its Primes, but from the fact that it will be an arm of the Galactic Council, which will be composed of Operators only. No Prime will be eligible for membership."
"Second, since we have no data, we don’t know what shape the proposed Galactic Service will take. However, one thing is certain. Any enforcement or punishment power it has will come, not from its Primes, but from the fact that it will be a branch of the Galactic Council, which will consist only of Operators. No Prime will qualify for membership."
Thaker went on to explain how each pair could obtain instruction and assistance in many projects, including starships. How each pair would, when they were mature enough, be coached in the use of certain abilities they did not as yet have. He suggested procedures and techniques to be employed in the opening up of each pair's volume of space. He then asked for questions and comments.
Thaker continued to explain how each pair could get guidance and help with various projects, including starships. He mentioned that each pair, once they were mature enough, would receive training in abilities they didn't yet possess. He suggested methods and techniques to be used in exploring each pair's area of space. He then opened the floor for questions and comments.
Semolo was the first. "If I'm a good little boy," he sneered, "and do exactly as I'm told, and take over the region you tell me to and not the one I want to, what assurance have I that some other Prime, just because he's a year older than I am, won't come along and take it away from me?"
Semolo was the first. "If I’m a good little boy," he sneered, "and do exactly what you say, and take over the region you want me to and not the one I want, what guarantee do I have that some other Prime, just because he's a year older than me, won't come along and take it from me?"
"Your question is meaningless," Thaker replied. "Since you will not 'take over,' or 'have,' or 'own,' any region, it cannot be 'taken away from you.'"
"Your question is pointless," Thaker replied. "Since you won't 'take over,' or 'have,' or 'own' any territory, it can't be 'taken away from you.'"
"Then I will...." Semolo began.
"Then I'll...." Semolo began.
"You will keep still!" came a clear, incisive thought, just as Garlock was getting ready to intervene. Miss Mitala then switched from thought, which everyone there could understand, and launched a ten-second blast of furious speech. Semolo wilted and the girl went on in thought: "He'll be good—or else."
"You will stay quiet!" came a clear, sharp thought, just as Garlock was about to step in. Miss Mitala then switched from thought, which everyone there could understand, and launched into a furious ten-second rant. Semolo crumbled under it, and the girl continued in thought: "He'll behave—or else."
A girl demanded recognition and got it. "Semolo's right. What's the use of being Primes if we can't get any good out of it? We're the strongest people of our respective worlds. I say we're bosses and should keep on being bosses."
A girl insisted on being acknowledged and received it. "Semolo's right. What's the point of being Primes if we can't benefit from it? We're the strongest people in our own worlds. I say we're leaders and should continue to be leaders."
Garlock got ready to shut her up, then paused; holding his fire.
Garlock was about to tell her to be quiet, then hesitated and held back.
"Ah, yes, friend Garlock, you are maturing fast," came Thaker's thought and, in answer to Garlock's surprise, it went on, "This situation will, I think, be self-adjusting; just as will be those in the as yet unexplored regions of space."
"Ah, yes, friend Garlock, you’re growing up quickly," Thaker thought. In response to Garlock's surprise, he continued, "I believe this situation will sort itself out, just like those in the still uncharted areas of space."
The girl kept on. "I, at least, am going to keep on bossing my own planet, milking it just as I...."
The girl continued. "I, at least, am going to keep running my own planet, milking it just like I...."
Her companion had been trying to crack her shield. Failing in that, he stepped in close and tapped her—solidly, but with carefully-measured force—behind the ear. Before she could fall, he 'ported her back up into their quarters. "This happens all the time," he explained to the group at large. "Carry on."
Her friend had been trying to break through her defenses. When that didn't work, he stepped in close and tapped her—firmly, but with just the right amount of force—behind the ear. Before she could drop, he teleported her back to their room. "This happens all the time," he said to everyone. "Keep going."
Discussion went on, with less and less acrimony, all the rest of the day. And the next day, and the next. Then, argument having reached the point of diminishing returns, the three starships took the forty-six couples home.
Discussion continued, with less and less hostility, throughout the rest of the day. And the next day, and the one after that. Then, as the argument reached a point of diminishing returns, the three starships took the forty-six couples home.
The six Primes went into Evans' office, where the lawyer was deeply engaged with Gerald Banks, the Galaxians' Public Relations Chief. Banks was holding his head in both hands.
The six Primes walked into Evans' office, where the lawyer was intensely focused on Gerald Banks, the Galaxians' Public Relations Chief. Banks was holding his head in both hands.
"Garlock, maybe you can tell me," Banks demanded. "How much of this stuff, if any, can I publish? And if so, how?"
"Garlock, maybe you can tell me," Banks demanded. "How much of this stuff, if any, can I publish? And if so, how?"
"Nothing," Garlock said, flatly.
"Nothing," Garlock said, plainly.
"What do you think, Thaker?" Belle asked. "You're smarter than we are."
"What do you think, Thaker?" Belle asked. "You're wiser than the rest of us."
"What Thaker thinks has no bearing," Garlock said.
"What Thaker thinks doesn't matter," Garlock said.
Belle, Fao, and Delcamp all began to protest at once, but they were silenced by Thaker himself.
Belle, Fao, and Delcamp all started to protest at the same time, but Thaker himself silenced them.
"Garlock is right. My people are not your people; I know not at all how your people think or what they will or will not believe. I go."
"Garlock is right. My people aren't your people; I have no idea how your people think or what they will or won't believe. I'm leaving."
"That lets Deg and me out too; then, double-plus," Fao said with a grin, "so we'll leave that baby on your laps. We go, too."
"That lets Deg and me out as well; so, double-plus," Fao said with a grin, "we'll leave that baby in your laps. We're out too."
"Well, little Miss Weisenheimer," Garlock smiled quizzically at Belle, "You grabbed the ball—what are you going to do with it?"
"Well, little Miss Know-It-All," Garlock smiled curiously at Belle, "You caught the ball—what are you going to do with it?"
"Nothing, I guess...." Belle thought for a minute. "We couldn't stuff any part of that down the throat of a simple-minded six-year-old. We haven't really got anything, anyway. Time enough, I think, when we have six or seven hundred planets in each region, instead of only one planet. Maybe we'll know something by then. Does that make sense?"
"Nothing, I guess...." Belle thought for a minute. "We couldn't force any of that down the throat of a simple-minded six-year-old. We don't really have anything, anyway. There will be time enough, I think, when we have six or seven hundred planets in each region, instead of just one planet. Maybe we'll know something by then. Does that make sense?"
"It does to me," Garlock said, and the others agreed.
"It does to me," Garlock said, and the others nodded in agreement.
"That Thakern 'we go' business sounds rough at first, but it's contagious. Fao and Deggi caught it, and I feel like I'm coming down with it myself. How about you, Clee?"
"That 'we go' thing from Thakern sounds tough at first, but it's really contagious. Fao and Deggi have caught it, and I feel like I'm starting to catch it too. What about you, Clee?"
"We go," Belle and Garlock said in unison, and vanished.
"We're going," Belle and Garlock said together, and disappeared.
Aboard the Pleiades, the next few days passed quietly enough. James set up, in the starship's memory banks, a sequence to mass-produce instruction tapes and blueprints. Garlock and Belle began systematically to explore the Tellurian Region. Now, however, their technique was different. If either Prime of any world was not enthusiastic about the project—
Aboard the Pleiades, the next few days went by pretty quietly. James programmed a sequence into the starship’s memory banks to mass-produce instruction tapes and blueprints. Garlock and Belle started to systematically explore the Tellurian Region. However, their approach had changed. If either Prime of any world wasn’t on board with the project—
"Very well. Think it over," they would say. "We will get in touch with you again in about a year," and the starship would go on to the next planet.
"Alright. Think about it," they would say. "We'll reach out to you again in about a year," and the starship would move on to the next planet.
On Earth, however, things became less and less tranquil with every day that passed. For, in deciding not to publish anything, Garlock had not considered at all the basic function and the tremendous ability, power, and scope of The Press. And Galaxian Hall had never before been closed to the public; not for any hour of any day of any year of its existence. A non-profit organization, dependent upon the public for its tremendous income, the Galaxian Society had always courted that public in every possible ethical way.
On Earth, though, things became more and more chaotic with each passing day. By choosing not to publish anything, Garlock completely overlooked the fundamental role and incredible influence, strength, and reach of The Press. Plus, Galaxian Hall had never been closed to the public; not for a single hour on any day of any year it had existed. As a non-profit organization reliant on the public for its significant income, the Galaxian Society had always engaged with that public in every ethical way possible.
Thus, in the first hour of closure, a bored reporter came out, read the smoothly-phrased notice, and lepped it in to the desk. It might be worth, he thought, half an inch.
Thus, in the first hour of closure, a bored reporter came out, read the smoothly-phrased notice, and tossed it onto the desk. It might be worth, he thought, half an inch.
Later in the day, however, the world's most sensitive news-nose began to itch. Did, or did not, this quiet, unannounced closing smell ever-so-slightly of cheese? Wherefore, Benjamin Bundy, the newscaster who had covered the starship's maiden flight, went out himself to look the thing over. He found the whole field closed. Not only closed, but Gunther-blocked impenetrably tight. He studied the announcement, his sixth sense—the born newsman's sense for news—probing every word.
Later in the day, however, the world’s most sensitive news instincts started to tingle. Did this quiet, unplanned closure have a hint of something off, maybe even cheesy? So, Benjamin Bundy, the newscaster who had covered the starship’s maiden flight, decided to check it out himself. He found the entire area shut down. Not just shut down, but completely sealed off by Gunther. He examined the announcement, his gut feeling—the instinct of a natural journalist—scrutinizing every word.
"Regret ... research ... of such extreme delicacy ... vibration ... temperature control ... one one-hundredth of one degree Centigrade...."
"Regret ... research ... of such extreme delicacy ... vibration ... temperature control ... one one-hundredth of one degree Celsius...."
He sought out his long-time acquaintance Banks; finding him in a temporary office half a block away from the Hall. "What's the story, Jerry?" he asked. "The real story, I mean?"
He looked for his long-time friend Banks and found him in a temporary office just half a block away from the Hall. "What's going on, Jerry?" he asked. "The real story, I mean?"
"You know, as much about it as I do, Ben. Garlock and James don't waste time trying to detail me on that kind of business, you know."
"You know as much about it as I do, Ben. Garlock and James don't spend time trying to fill me in on that kind of stuff, you know."
This should have satisfied any newshawk, but Bundy's nose still itched. He mulled things over for a minute, then probed, finding that he could read nothing except Banks' outermost, most superficial thoughts.
This should have satisfied any news junkie, but Bundy's nose still itched. He thought about it for a minute, then looked deeper, realizing he could only read Banks' most superficial thoughts.
"Well ... maybe ... but...." Then Bundy plunged. "All you have to do, Jerry, is tell me screens-half-down that your damn story is true."
"Well ... maybe ... but...." Then Bundy jumped in. "All you have to do, Jerry, is tell me half the screens down that your damn story is true."
"And that's the one thing I can't do," Banks admitted; and Bundy could not detect that any part of his sheepishness was feigned. "You're just too damned smart, Ben."
"And that's the one thing I can't do," Banks admitted; and Bundy could not detect that any part of his sheepishness was fake. "You're just too damn smart, Ben."
"Oh—one of those things? So that's it?"
"Oh—one of those things? So that's it?"
"Yup. I told Evans it might not work."
"Yeah. I told Evans it probably wouldn't work."
That should have satisfied the reporter, but it didn't. "Now it doesn't smell just a trifle cheesy; it stinks like rotten fish. You won't go screens down on that one, either."
That should have satisfied the reporter, but it didn't. "Now it doesn't smell just a little cheesy; it stinks like rotten fish. You won't be able to excuse that one either."
"No comment."
"No comment."
"Oh, joy!" Bundy exulted. "So big that Gerald Banks, the top press-agent of all time, actually doesn't want publicity! The starship works—this lack-of-control stuff is the bunk—from here to another star in nothing flat—Garlock's back, and he's brought—what have you got in there, Jerry?"
"Oh, joy!" Bundy exclaimed. "It's so amazing that Gerald Banks, the best press agent ever, actually doesn't want publicity! The starship works—this lack-of-control thing is nonsense—from here to another star in no time flat—Garlock's back, and he's brought—what do you have in there, Jerry?"
"The only way I can tell you is in confidence, for Evans' release. I'd like to, Ben, believe me, but I can't."
"The only way I can tell you is in confidence, for Evans' release. I want to, Ben, believe me, but I can't."
"Confidence, hell! Do you think we won't get it?"
"Confidence, seriously! Do you think we won't get it?"
"In that case, no comment." The interview ended and the siege began.
"In that case, I have nothing to say." The interview wrapped up and the confinement started.
Newshounds and detectives questioned and peered and probed. They dug into morgues, tabulating and classifying. They recalled and taped and sifted all the gossip they had heard. They got a picture of sorts, but it was maddeningly confusing and incomplete. And, since it was certain that inter-systemic matters were involved, they could not extrapolate—any guess was far too apt to be wrong. Thus nothing went on the air or appeared in print; and, although the surface remained calm, all newsdom seethed to its depths.
Newshounds and detectives questioned, looked into, and investigated. They searched morgues, taking notes and organizing information. They remembered, recorded, and sorted through all the gossip they had heard. They got a mixed picture, but it was frustratingly unclear and lacking. And since it was obvious that there were complex issues involved, they couldn’t make any assumptions—any guess was likely to be wrong. So nothing was broadcast or printed; and while everything seemed calm on the surface, the entire news industry was boiling beneath.
Wherefore haggard Banks and harried Evans greeted Garlock with shouts of joy when the four wanderers came back to spend the week end on Earth.
Wherefore haggard Banks and harried Evans greeted Garlock with shouts of joy when the four wanderers came back to spend the weekend on Earth.
"I'll talk to 'em," Garlock decided, after the long story had been told. "Have somebody get hold of Bundy and ask him to come out."
"I'll talk to them," Garlock decided, after the long story had been told. "Have someone get in touch with Bundy and ask him to come out."
"Get hold of him!" Banks snorted. "He's here. Twenty-four hours a day. Eating sandwiches and cat-napping on chairs in the lobby. All you have to do is unseal that door."
"Get hold of him!" Banks scoffed. "He's right here. Twenty-four hours a day. Chowing down on sandwiches and napping on chairs in the lobby. All you need to do is unlock that door."
Garlock flung the door wide. Bundy rushed in, followed by a more-or-less steady stream of some fifty other top-bracket newspeople, both men and women.
Garlock swung the door open. Bundy hurried inside, followed by a steady flow of about fifty other top-tier journalists, both men and women.
"Well, Garlock, perhaps you will give us some screens-down facts?" Bundy asked, angrily.
"Well, Garlock, maybe you can give us some real facts?" Bundy asked, angrily.
"I'll give you all the screens-down...."
"I'll give you all the screens-down...."
"Clee!" "You're crazy!" "You can't!" "Don't!" Belle and all the Operators protested at once.
"Clee!" "You're out of your mind!" "You can't do that!" "Stop!" Belle and all the Operators protested at the same time.
Ignoring the objections, Garlock cut his shield to half and gave the whole group a true account of everything that had happened in the galaxy. Then, while they were all too stunned to speak, a grin of saturnine amusement spread over his dark, five-o'clock-shadowed face.
Ignoring the objections, Garlock reduced his shield to half and gave the whole group an honest account of everything that had happened in the galaxy. Then, while they were all too shocked to respond, a grin of dark amusement spread across his face, which was covered in a five o'clock shadow.
"You pestiferous gnats insisted on grabbing the ball," he sneered. "Now let's see you run with it."
"You annoying little pests insisted on taking the ball," he mocked. "Now let's see you run with it."
Bundy came out of his trance. "What a story!" he yelled. "We'll plaster it...."
Bundy snapped out of his trance. "What a story!" he shouted. "We'll plaster it...."
"Yeah," Garlock said, dryly. "What a story. Exactly."
"Yeah," Garlock said, flatly. "What a story. For sure."
"Oh." Bundy deflated suddenly. "You'll have to prove it—demonstrate it—of course."
"Oh." Bundy suddenly seemed deflated. "You'll need to show it—prove it—obviously."
"Of course? You tickle me. Not only do I not have to prove it, I won't. I won't even confirm it."
"Really? You're joking. Not only do I not need to prove it, but I also won't. I won't even acknowledge it."
Bundy glared at Garlock, then whirled on Banks. "If you don't give me this in shape to use, you'll never get another line or mention anywhere!"
Bundy glared at Garlock, then turned to Banks. "If you don’t get this ready for me to use, you’ll never get another line or mention anywhere!"
"Oh, no?" For the first time in his professional life Banks gloated, openly and avidly. "From now on, my friend, who is in the saddle? Who is going to come to whom? Oh, brother!"
"Oh, really?" For the first time in his professional life, Banks reveled in his triumph, openly and eagerly. "From now on, my friend, who’s in control? Who’s going to reach out to whom? Oh, brother!"
When the fuming newsmen had gone, Garlock said, "It'll leak, of course."
When the angry reporters had left, Garlock said, "It’ll definitely leak, of course."
"Of course," Banks agreed. "'It is rumored ...' 'from a usually reliable source ...' and so on. Nothing definite, but each one of them will want to put out the first and biggest."
"Of course," Banks agreed. "'It is rumored ...' 'from a usually reliable source ...' and so on. Nothing definite, but each of them will want to be the first and the biggest."
"That's what I figured. It'll have to break sometime and I thought easing it out would be best ... but wait a minute...." he thought for two solid minutes. "But we're going to need a lot of money, and we're just about broke, aren't we?" This thought was addressed to Frank Macey, the Galaxians' treasurer.
"That’s what I figured. It’s bound to break eventually, and I thought pulling it out slowly would be the best way... but hold on a second..." He thought for two full minutes. "But we’re going to need a lot of money, and we’re pretty much broke, right?" This thought was directed at Frank Macey, the treasurer of the Galaxians.
"Worse than broke—much worse."
"Worse than broke—way worse."
"I could loan you a couple of credits, Frank," Belle said, brightly. "But go ahead, Clee."
"I can lend you some credits, Frank," Belle said cheerfully. "But go ahead, Clee."
"People like to be sidewalk superintendents. Suppose they could watch the construction of an outpost so far away that nobody ever dreamed of ever getting there. Could you do anything with that, Jerry?"
"People enjoy being sidewalk superintendents. Imagine if they could watch the building of an outpost so remote that no one ever imagined actually reaching it. Could you do something with that, Jerry?"
"Could I! Just!" and Banks, went into a rhapsody.
"Could I! Just!" and Banks, became ecstatic.
"That's the first good idea any one of you crackpots has had for five years," Macey said, suddenly. "But wouldn't transportation of material and so on present problems?"
"That's the first smart idea any of you crazy people have had in five years," Macey said abruptly. "But wouldn't moving the materials and stuff create issues?"
"No; just buying it," Garlock said, soberly. "Oh, rather, paying for it."
"No; just buying it," Garlock said seriously. "Oh, I mean, paying for it."
"No trouble there...."
"Not an issue..."
"What?" Belle exclaimed. "'No trouble,' it says here in fine print? How the old skinflint has changed—instead of screaming his head off about spending money he's actually offering to. Frank, I'll loan you three credits!"
"What?" Belle exclaimed. "'No trouble,' it says here in fine print? Wow, the old skinflint has changed—instead of screaming about spending money, he's actually offering to. Frank, I'll loan you three credits!"
"Hush, honey-chile, the men-folks are talking man-business. Look, Clee. We'll use the Pleiades at first, while we're building a regular transport. A hundred passengers per trip, one thousand credits one way...."
"Hush, sweetheart, the guys are discussing important stuff. Look, Clee. We'll use the Pleiades at first while we build a proper transport. A hundred passengers per trip, one thousand credits one way...."
"Wow!" Belle put in. "Our ex-skinflint is now a bare-faced, legally-protected robber."
"Wow!" Belle added. "Our former cheapskate is now a bold, legally-protected thief."
"By no means, Belle," Evans said. "How much would that be per mile?"
"Not at all, Belle," Evans said. "How much would that be for each mile?"
"Say ten round trips per day. That would be twenty million a day gross for a small ship not intended for passenger service. When we get ships built ... and the extras...." The money-man went into a financial revel of his own.
"Let’s say ten round trips each day. That would be twenty million a day in total for a small ship not meant for carrying passengers. Once we get the ships built ... and the extras...." The money guy got lost in his own financial excitement.
"Lots of extras," Banks agreed. "And oh, brother, what a public-relations dream of heaven!"
"Lots of extras," Banks agreed. "And oh, man, what a public-relations dream come true!"
"Maybe I'm dumb," Garlock broke in, "but just what are you going to use for money to get started?"
"Maybe I'm stupid," Garlock interrupted, "but what are you planning to use for money to kick things off?"
"The minute we confirm any part of the story, the credit of the Galaxian Society will jump from X-O to AA-A1."
"The moment we verify any part of the story, the reputation of the Galaxian Society will soar from X-O to AA-A1."
"Oh. So Belle and I will have to lose our Pleiades for a while. I don't like that, but we do need the money ... but we can have her for this coming week?"
"Oh. So Belle and I will have to give up our Pleiades for a while. I don't like that, but we need the money ... but can we keep her for this coming week?"
"Of course."
"Of course."
"So maybe we'd better break the story now, instead of letting it leak."
"So maybe we should share the story now, instead of letting it slip out."
"Can you, after what you just told them?"
"Can you do that after what you just told them?"
"Sure I can." He set his mind and searched. "Bundy, this is Garlock...."
"Sure, I can." He focused and looked around. "Bundy, this is Garlock...."
"So what am I supposed to do—burst into tears of joy?"
"So what am I supposed to do—just start crying tears of joy?"
"Save it. I changed my mind. You can break it as fast and as hard as you like. I'll play along."
"Forget it. I changed my mind. You can smash it as fast and as hard as you want. I'll go along with it."
"Yeah? Why the switch? What's the angle?"
"Yeah? Why the change? What's the deal?"
"Strictly commercial. Get it from Banks."
"Totally business. Get it from Banks."
"And you'll—personally—go on my hour with it?"
"And you'll—personally—spend an hour with it?"
"Yes. Also, we'll demonstrate—take you to any star-system in the galaxy. You and all the rest of the newshawks who were here and any fifty VIP's you want to invite. Tomorrow morning all right with you?"
"Yes. Also, we'll show you—take you to any star system in the galaxy. You and all the other reporters who were here and any fifty VIPs you want to invite. Is tomorrow morning good for you?"
"You, personally, in the Pleiades?" Bundy insisted.
"You, personally, in the Pleiades?" Bundy pressed.
"Better than that. The other two starships, too. You've got them—particularly those four Primes—clearly in mind?"
"Even better than that. The other two starships as well. You’ve got them—especially those four Primes—clearly in your mind?"
"Not exactly, there was so much of it. Spread it on me now, huh?" Garlock did so. "Thanks, pal, for the scoop. I'll crash it right now, and follow up with Banks. 'Bye!"
"Not quite; there was a lot of it. Spread it on me now, okay?" Garlock did so. "Thanks, buddy, for the info. I'll check it out right now and follow up with Banks. Bye!"
"Think you can deliver on that, Clee?" Banks asked.
"Do you think you can handle that, Clee?" Banks asked.
"Sure. Both Deggi and Alsyne will need a lot of extra money, fast. They'll play along."
"Sure. Both Deggi and Alsyne will need a lot of extra cash, quickly. They'll go along with it."
They did; and that three-starship tour—which visited twenty solar systems instead of one—was the most sensational thing old Earth had ever spawned.
They did, and that three-starship tour—which visited twenty solar systems instead of just one—was the most amazing thing old Earth had ever produced.
Belle and Garlock did not spend that week end on Earth. "We go," they said, as soon as the Pleiades was empty of pressmen, and they took James and Lola along. "If we never see another such brawl as this is going to be," Belle told Banks, who was basking in glory and entreating them to stay on for the show, "it will be exactly twenty minutes too soon."
Belle and Garlock didn't stay on Earth that weekend. "We're leaving," they said, as soon as the Pleiades was clear of reporters, and they brought James and Lola with them. "If we never see another fight like this one again," Belle told Banks, who was enjoying the spotlight and begging them to stick around for the show, "it'll be twenty minutes too soon."
Thus it came about that Earth's first four deep-spacemen were completely out of reach when unexpected developments began.
Thus it happened that Earth's first four deep-space explorers were completely out of reach when unexpected events started to unfold.
Alonzo P. Ferber was one of the VIP's on Bundy's personally-conducted tour of the stars. As has been said, he was a very able executive. He had an extremely keen profit-sense. This new thing smelled—simply reeked—of money. SSE would have to get in on it.
Alonzo P. Ferber was one of the VIPs on Bundy's personal tour of the stars. As mentioned, he was a highly capable executive. He had a sharp instinct for making profits. This new opportunity screamed—just screamed—of money. SSE would have to get involved.
Ferber was not thin-skinned; where money was concerned it would never even occur to him to cherish grudges or to retain animosities. Wherefore SSE's purchasing department suggested to the Galaxian Society that negotiations be opened concerning licenses, franchises, royalties, and so on. These suggestions were politely but firmly brushed off. Then emissaries were sent, of ever-increasing caliber and weight. Next, Ferber himself tried the tri-di; and finally, he came in person.
Ferber wasn't sensitive; when it came to money, he would never think to hold grudges or keep resentments. That's why SSE's purchasing department recommended that the Galaxian Society start discussions about licenses, franchises, royalties, and similar matters. These suggestions were politely but firmly rejected. Then, representatives of higher and higher status were sent. Eventually, Ferber himself tried the tri-di, and finally, he showed up in person.
Rebuffed, he made such legally-sound threats that Evans and Macey agreed to a meeting; stating flatly, however, that no commitments could possibly be made without the knowledge and approval of the Society's president, Cleander Garlock. Thus, at the meeting, the Galaxians made only two statements that were even approximately definite. One was that Garlock would probably return to Earth during the afternoon or evening of the following Friday; the other that they would take the matter up with Garlock as soon as they could.
Rebuffed, he made such legally-sound threats that Evans and Macey agreed to a meeting; stating clearly, however, that no commitments could possibly be made without the knowledge and approval of the Society's president, Cleander Garlock. Thus, at the meeting, the Galaxians made only two statements that were even somewhat definite. One was that Garlock would likely return to Earth during the afternoon or evening of the following Friday; the other was that they would discuss the matter with Garlock as soon as they could.
After that meeting Macey was unperturbed, but Evans was a deeply worried man.
After that meeting, Macey was unfazed, but Evans was extremely worried.
"You see," he explained, "the real crux was not even mentioned."
"You see," he explained, "the real issue wasn't even brought up."
"No? What is it, then?"
"No? What is it?"
"Operators, Primes, and the practically non-existent laws pertaining to their ... what? Labor? Skill? Genius? For instance, could Garlock be forced to do whatever it is that he does? On the other hand, if Ferber offered Belle Bellamy five million credits a year to 'work' for SSE, is there anything we could do about it?"
"Operators, Primes, and the almost nonexistent laws related to their ... what? Work? Talent? Brilliance? For example, could Garlock be compelled to do whatever it is that he does? Conversely, if Ferber offered Belle Bellamy five million credits a year to 'work' for SSE, is there anything we could do about it?"
"Oh. I thought all there was to it was that you'd delay 'em for a year or so and that'd be it."
"Oh. I thought all you had to do was hold them off for a year or so, and that would be it."
"Far from it. To date I have listed fifty-eight points for which, as far as we can learn, there are no precedents," and the lawyer called a meeting of his staff.
"Not at all. So far, I've identified fifty-eight points for which, to the best of our knowledge, there are no precedents," and the lawyer convened a meeting with his team.
For Belle and Garlock, the week went fast. On Friday afternoon, high above Earth's Galaxian Field, Garlock said, more than half regretfully, "No more fun. Back to the desk. Back to the salt-mines."
For Belle and Garlock, the week flew by. On Friday afternoon, high above Earth's Galaxian Field, Garlock said, with a hint of regret, "No more fun. Back to work. Back to the grind."
"I weep for you," Belle snickered. "Sob, sob. Shed him a tear, Lola."
"I cry for you," Belle laughed. "Boo hoo. Shed a tear for him, Lola."
"One tear coming up. Oh, woe; oh, woe...."
"One tear is about to fall. Oh, what a tragedy; oh, what a tragedy...."
"Oh, whoa!" James snorted. "Why the sob-and-moan routine, Clee, from a guy who's going to be monarch of all he surveys?"
"Oh, wow!" James snorted. "What's with the sob-and-moan act, Clee, from a guy who's about to be king of everything he sees?"
"His conscience aches him," Belle explained. "This monarching business is tough if you haven't thought about how to monarch, and he hasn't. Have you, Clee?"
"His conscience is bothering him," Belle explained. "Being a monarch is difficult if you haven't considered how to do it, and he hasn't. Have you, Clee?"
"Not a lick." Garlock smiled slightly. "I been busy."
"Not a bit." Garlock smiled a little. "I've been busy."
"You better start to," she advised, darkly. "You aren't busy now and we have an hour. We better confer—I'll make like a slave-driver."
"You should probably get started," she suggested ominously. "You're not busy right now, and we have an hour. We should talk—I'll act like a taskmaster."
They 'ported into his room and he set the blocks. His attitude changed instantly. "Nice act, Belle. What was it all about?"
They 'ported into his room, and he set the blocks. His attitude shifted immediately. "Nice performance, Belle. What was that all about?"
"That theory of yours. Your predictions are too uncannily accurate to be guesswork, and the more times you dead-center the bullseye the worse scared I get. I really want to know, Clee."
"That theory of yours. Your predictions are way too unnervingly accurate to just be guessing, and the more you hit the nail on the head, the more freaked out I become. I really want to know, Clee."
"Okay. It isn't complete—I need a lot more data—but I'll show you what I have. It's fairly strong medicine and it comes in big chunks."
"Alright. It's not finished—I need a lot more information—but I'll show you what I have. It's pretty intense and it comes in large pieces."
"It would have to—it covers the whole macrocosmic universe, doesn't it?"
"It has to—it covers the entire universe, right?"
"Yes. I'll start with the striking fact that, on every out-galaxy planet we visited, the human beings were Homo sapiens to N decimal places. Fertile with each other and, according to expert testimony, with us. All planets had humanoid 'guardians,' the Arpalones and Arpales. Some, but not all, had one or more non-human, more-or-less-intelligent races, such as the Fumapties, the Lemarts, the Sencors, and so on. These other races never seemed to fight each other, but both races of Guardians fought any and all of them, on sight and to the death. What do those facts mean to you?"
"Yes. I'll start with the striking fact that, on every planet outside our galaxy we visited, the human beings were Homo sapiens to a high degree of similarity. They were capable of reproduction with each other and, according to expert opinions, with us as well. All the planets had humanoid 'guardians,' the Arpalones and Arpales. Some, but not all, had one or more non-human, somewhat intelligent races, like the Fumapties, the Lemarts, the Sencors, and so on. These other races never seemed to fight among themselves, but both groups of Guardians attacked any of them on sight and fought to the death. What do those facts mean to you?"
"Nothing beyond face value. I've thought about them but I haven't been able to come up with anything."
"Nothing more than what you see. I've considered them, but I haven't been able to think of anything."
"I have." He unrolled a sheet of drafting paper covered with diagrams, symbols, and equations. "But before I go into this stuff, consider the human body. How many red cells are there in your blood stream?"
"I have." He spread out a sheet of drafting paper filled with diagrams, symbols, and equations. "But before I dive into this, think about the human body. How many red blood cells are in your bloodstream?"
"Billions, I suppose."
"Billions, I guess."
"And there are billions of human beings on billions of planets; each having red blood cells identical, as far as we know, with yours and mine. Also white cells. Also, sometimes, various kinds of pathogenic micro-organisms, such as staphs, streps, viruses, spiros, and so on.
"And there are billions of people on billions of planets, each with red blood cells that are exactly like yours and mine, as far as we know. They also have white blood cells. Sometimes, they also have different kinds of harmful microorganisms, such as staph, strep, viruses, spirochetes, and so on."
"Okay. My thought is that the Lemarts, Ozobes, and the like are analogous to disease-producing organisms. We saw the full range of effects—from none at all up to death itself."
"Okay. I think the Lemarts, Ozobes, and similar groups are like disease-causing organisms. We observed a complete spectrum of effects—from none at all to death itself."
"But they—the Ozobes and so on—died, too."
"But they—the Ozobes and others—died, too."
"How long do disease germs live in a human body after they've killed it?"
"How long do germs that cause disease survive in a human body after it has died?"
"But that horrible Dilipic—the golop. They don't seem to fit."
"But that awful Dilipic—the golop. They don't seem to belong together."
"Try that on for size as cancer. Also, the Arpalones typed us before they'd let us land on any planet. Why didn't we blast them out of the way and land anyway?"
"Try that on for size, like cancer. Also, the Arpalones contacted us before they'd let us land on any planet. Why didn't we just blast them out of the way and land anyway?"
"Why, we didn't want to. It wasn't worth while."
"Honestly, we didn't want to. It just wasn't worth it."
"We couldn't. Psychic block. And if we had, we would have died. Different blood-types don't mix."
"We couldn't. There was a mental block. And if we had, we would have died. Different blood types don't mix."
"So you and I are merely two red cells in the bloodstream of a super-dooper-galactic super-monster? Phooie!" she jeered. "That chestnut was propounded a thousand years ago. Are you trying to take me for a ride on that old sawhorse?"
"So you and I are just two red blood cells in the bloodstream of some super-galactic monster? Come on!" she scoffed. "That idea has been around for a thousand years. Are you really trying to pull one over on me with that old story?"
"That's the attitude I had at first. So now we're ready for the chart." He pointed to a group of symbols. "We start with symbolic logic; manipulating like so to get this." There was a long mathematical dissertation; a mind-to-mind, rigorous, point-by-point proof.
"That was my mindset initially. So now we're all set for the chart." He indicated a set of symbols. "We begin with symbolic logic; manipulating it like this to arrive at this." There was an extensive mathematical discussion; a clear, logical, step-by-step proof.
"Q. E. D." Garlock concluded.
"Q.E.D." Garlock concluded.
"I see your math, and if I believed half of it I'd be scared witless. Those few pieces fit, but they're scattered around in vast areas of blankness and you're jumping around like the Swiss miss leaping from Alp to Alp. And how about our own galaxy, the most important piece of all? It's different, and we're different, mentally. That wrecks your whole theory."
"I see your math, and if I believed even half of it, I’d be terrified. A few of those pieces make sense, but they’re spread out in huge areas of nothingness, and you’re hopping around like a Swiss girl jumping from mountain to mountain. And what about our own galaxy, the most crucial piece of all? It’s different, and we’re different in our thinking. That destroys your whole theory."
"No. I told you I need a lot more data. Also, beyond a certain point the analogy appears to get looser."
"No. I told you I need a lot more information. Also, after a certain point, the analogy seems to get weaker."
"Appears to! It's as loose as a goose!"
"Looks like it! It's as loose as can be!"
"Think a minute. Is it actually loose, or are we getting up into concepts that no human mind can grasp? That might be the case, you know."
"Take a moment to think. Is it really loose, or are we venturing into concepts that no human mind can fully understand? That could be true, you know."
"Oh.... You're quite a salesman, Clee, but I'm still not buying."
"Oh... You're quite the salesman, Clee, but I'm still not interested."
"Our galaxy is a bit of specialized tissue—part of a ganglion, maybe. Over here, see? I'll have to leave it dangling until we find some more like it."
"Our galaxy is kind of a specialized piece of tissue—part of a nerve center, perhaps. Over here, you see? I'll have to leave it open-ended until we discover more like it."
"I see. But anyway, you haven't a tenth's worth of real material on that whole sheet. Feed everything you have there into a computer and it'd just laugh at you."
"I get it. But still, you don't have even a fraction of solid content on that entire page. If you put everything you have into a computer, it would just mock you."
"Sure it would. The great advantage of the human brain is its ability to arrive at valid conclusions from incomplete data. For instance, what would your computer do with the figures you shot at me the day we started out? 'Thirty-nine, twenty-two, thirty-nine. Five seven. One thirty-five.' Yet they're completely informative."
"Of course it would. The biggest strength of the human brain is its ability to draw valid conclusions from incomplete information. For example, what would your computer make of the numbers you threw at me the day we started? 'Thirty-nine, twenty-two, thirty-nine. Five seven. One thirty-five.' Yet they convey a lot of meaning."
"To anyone interested in that kind of figures, yes."
"To anyone interested in that kind of data, yes."
"Which includes practically all adults. Then take the figure three point one four one five nine. Compy would still be baffled; but, unlike the first set, most people would be, too."
"Which includes almost all adults. Then take the number three point one four one five nine. Compy would still be confused; but, unlike the first group, most people would be, too."
"Yes. Perhaps two out of ten would get your message."
"Yes. Maybe two out of ten would understand your message."
"Now take something really new, like the original work on gravitation or relativity. No possible computer would be of any use. That takes a brain!"
"Now consider something truly groundbreaking, like the original work on gravity or relativity. No computer would be helpful for that. It takes a brain!"
"The brain of a Newton or an Einstein, yes." Belle thought for a minute, then grinned at him impishly. "Now watch the brain of a Bellamy perform. Get into high gear, brain.... I wish I knew something about biochemical embryology; but I read somewhere that ova are sterile, so our galaxy is an ovum. Therefore our super-galooper is a gal—which incontrovertible fact accounts for and explains rigorously the long-known truth that women always have been, are now, and always will be vastly superior to men in every quality, aspect, and...."
"The brain of a Newton or an Einstein, for sure." Belle paused for a moment, then smirked at him playfully. "Now check out the brain of a Bellamy in action. Time to kick it into high gear, brain.... I wish I knew more about biochemical embryology; I read somewhere that eggs are sterile, so our galaxy is basically an egg. Therefore, our super-galooper is a girl—which is an undeniable fact that explains the long-accepted truth that women have always been, are now, and will always be far superior to men in every quality, aspect, and...."
"Hold it!" Garlock snapped. His face hardened into intense concentration. Then: "Do you think you're kidding, Belle?"
"Hold on!" Garlock snapped. His face tightened with intense focus. Then he asked, "Do you really think you’re joking, Belle?"
"Why, of course I'm kidding, you big...."
"Why, of course I'm joking, you big...."
"Look here, then." He picked up a pencil and filled in blank after blank after blank. "I'm making one unjustifiable assumption—that the Pleiades is the first intergalactic starship. The super-being is a female, and she is just becoming pregnant...."
"Look here, then." He picked up a pencil and filled in blank after blank after blank. "I'm making one unjustifiable assumption—that the Pleiades is the first intergalactic starship. The super-being is a woman, and she is just getting pregnant...."
"Flapdoodle! There are no blood cells in a sperm, and I don't think there are any in an ovum."
"That’s nonsense! There aren’t any blood cells in sperm, and I don't think there are any in an egg."
"I didn't mention either sperm or ovum. The analogy is so loose here that it holds only in the broadest, most general terms. The actual process of reproduction is unknowable. But wherever we went, we changed things. Not only by what we actually did, but also as a catalyst—no...."
"I didn't mention either sperm or egg. The analogy is so vague here that it only applies in the broadest, most general sense. The actual process of reproduction is a mystery. But everywhere we went, we impacted things. Not just by what we did, but also as a catalyst—no...."
"No, not a catalyst. A hormone."
"No, not a catalyst. A hormone."
"Exactly. Each of these changes would cause others, and so on. An infinite series. Calling the first three terms alpha, beta, and gamma, we operate like this...." Garlock's pencil was flying now. "Following me?"
"Exactly. Each of these changes would lead to others, and so on. It's an infinite series. If we call the first three terms alpha, beta, and gamma, we operate like this...." Garlock’s pencil was racing now. "Are you following me?"
"On your tail." Belle was breathing hard; as the blank spaces became fewer and fewer her face began to turn white.
"Right behind you." Belle was panting; as the empty gaps shrank, her face started to pale.
"From this we get that ... and that makes the whole bracket tie into the same conclusion I had before. So, except for that one assumption, it's solid."
"From this, we see that ... and that connects everything back to the same conclusion I had earlier. So, aside from that one assumption, it's strong."
"My Lord, Clee!" Belle studied the chart. "I mentioned Newton and Einstein ... add to that 'the brain of a Garlock, better than either.'" Then, seeing his reaction, "You're blushing. I didn't think...."
"My Lord, Clee!" Belle looked over the chart. "I brought up Newton and Einstein... and let's add 'the brain of a Garlock, better than either.'" Then, noticing his reaction, she said, "You're blushing. I didn't expect that...."
"Cut the comedy. You know I couldn't carry either of their hats to a dog-fight."
"Stop the jokes. You know I couldn't handle either of their hats at a dog fight."
"And I would never have believed that you are basically modest."
"And I would never have believed that you are really modest."
"I said cut out the kidding, Belle."
"I said stop joking around, Belle."
"I'm deadly serious. A brain that could do that," she waved at the chart, "... well, even I am not enough of a heel to belittle one of the most tremendous intuitions ever achieved by man. Not that I like it. It's horrible. It denies mankind everything that made him come up from the slime—everything that made him man."
"I'm completely serious. A mind that could do that," she gestured towards the chart, "... well, even I am not low enough to downplay one of the greatest insights ever accomplished by humanity. Not that I like it. It's awful. It takes away everything that allowed humanity to rise from the mud—everything that defines us as human."
"Not at all. Nothing is changed, in man's own frame of reference. It merely takes our thinking one step farther. That step, of course, isn't easy."
"Not at all. Nothing has changed in how people see things. It just takes our thinking one step further. That step, of course, isn’t easy."
"That is the understatement of all time. What it will do, though, is set up an inferiority complex that would wipe out the whole human race."
"That is the biggest understatement ever. What it will do, though, is create an inferiority complex that could destroy the entire human race."
"There might be some slight tendency. Also, since my basic assumption can't be justified, the whole thing may be fallacious. So I'm not going to publish it." He glanced at the chart and it vanished.
"There might be a small trend. Also, since my main assumption can't be proven, the whole thing might be wrong. So I'm not going to publish it." He looked at the chart and it disappeared.
"Clee!" Belle stared, almost goggle-eyed. "With your name? The tremendous splash ... I see. You're really grown up."
"Clee!" Belle exclaimed, almost wide-eyed. "With your name? The huge splash ... I get it. You've really grown up."
"Not all the way, probably; but pretty nearly—I hope."
"Not all the way, probably; but pretty close—I hope."
"But some of the ... not exactly corollaries, but...." Belle's face, which had regained some of its color, began again to pale.
"But some of the ... not exactly related points, but...." Belle's face, which had regained some color, began to pale again.
"Which one of the many?"
"Which one of the options?"
"The most shattering one, to me, concerns intelligence. If it is true that our vaunted mentality is only that of one blood cell compared to that of a whole brain ... and that intelligence is banked, level upon level ... well, it's simply mind-wrecking. I've been trying madly not to think of that concept, at all, but I can't put it off much longer."
"The most shocking realization for me is about intelligence. If it's true that our praised intellect is just like a single blood cell compared to an entire brain... and that intelligence is built up, layer upon layer... well, it's just devastating. I've been desperately trying not to think about that idea, but I can't ignore it much longer."
"Now's as good a time as any. I'll hold your hand."
"Now is as good a time as any. I'll hold your hand."
"You'd better hold more of me than that, I think."
"You should hold onto me more than that, I think."
"I'll do even that, in a good cause." He put his arms around her; held her close. "Go ahead. Face it. All the way down and all the way up. You've got what it takes. You'll come back sane and it'll never bother you again."
"I'll do even that, for a good reason." He wrapped his arms around her and held her tight. "Go for it. Face it. All the way down and all the way up. You've got what it takes. You'll come back okay and it will never bother you again."
She closed her eyes, put her head on his shoulder. Her every muscle went tense.
She shut her eyes and rested her head on his shoulder. Every muscle in her body tightened.
Neither of them ever knew how long they stood there, close-clasped and motionless in silence; but finally her muscles loosened. She lifted her head; raised her brimming eyes.
Neither of them ever knew how long they stood there, holding each other tightly and frozen in silence; but eventually, her muscles relaxed. She lifted her head and raised her shining eyes.
"All the way down?" he asked.
"All the way down?" he asked.
"To almost a geometrical point."
"To nearly a geometric point."
"And all the way up?"
"And all the way there?"
"I touched the fringe of infinity."
"I brushed against the edge of infinity."
"Intelligence all the way?"
"Smart all the way?"
"All the way. I couldn't understand any of them, of course, but I looked each one squarely in the eye."
"All the way. I couldn't understand any of them, of course, but I looked each one straight in the eye."
"Good girl. And you're still sane."
"Good girl. And you're still okay."
"As much so as ever ... more so, maybe." She disengaged herself, sat down on the bed, lighted a cigarette, and smoked half of it. Then she stood up. "Clee, if anything in the whole universe ever knocked hell out of anything, that did out of me. I'm going to do something that will take about ten minutes. Will you wait right here?"
"As much as ever ... maybe even more." She pulled away, sat down on the bed, lit a cigarette, and smoked half of it. Then she stood up. "Clee, if anything in the whole universe ever really messed me up, that definitely did. I'm going to do something that will take about ten minutes. Will you wait right here?"
"Of course. Take all the time you want."
"Of course. Take all the time you need."
When she came back Garlock leaped to his feet and stared speechlessly. He could not even whistle. Belle's hair was now its natural deep, rich chestnut, her lipstick was red, her nails were bare, and she wore a white shirt and an almost-knee-length crimson skirt.
When she returned, Garlock jumped up and stared in shock. He couldn't even whistle. Belle's hair was now its natural deep, rich chestnut color, her lipstick was red, her nails were bare, and she wore a white shirt with a nearly knee-length crimson skirt.
"Here's what I'm going to do," she said, quietly. "I'm going to be a plain, ordinary brownette. I'm going to marry you as soon as we land; registered permanent family. I'm going to have six kids and spoil them rotten. In short, I have grown up—partly up, at least—too."
"Here’s what I’m going to do," she said quietly. "I’m going to be a simple, everyday brunette. I’m going to marry you as soon as we land; officially a permanent family. I’m going to have six kids and spoil them like crazy. In short, I’ve grown up—at least somewhat—too."
"Plain?" he managed, finally. "Ordinary? You? Yes—like a super-nova going off under a man's feet!" With a visible effort, Garlock pulled himself together. "I don't need to tell you what a surprise this is, and can't tell you what it means to me. But you never have said you love me. Hadn't you better?"
"Plain?" he said at last. "Ordinary? You? Yes—like a supernova exploding right under a guy's feet!" With a noticeable effort, Garlock gathered himself. "I don't need to explain how surprising this is, and I can't express what it means to me. But you’ve never said you love me. Shouldn't you?"
"I'm afraid to. Our next kiss will be different. I'd spoil all this nice new make-up." She tried to grin in her old-time fashion, but failed. She sobered, then, and went on with a completely new intensity. "Listen, Clee. I'm all done—forever—lying and pretending to you. I love you so much that ... well, there simply aren't any thoughts. And when I think of how I acted, it hurts—Lord, how it hurts! I don't see how you can love me at all. It'd take a miracle."
"I'm scared to. Our next kiss will be different. I'd ruin all this nice new makeup." She tried to smile in her usual way, but couldn't. She became serious and continued with a completely new intensity. "Listen, Clee. I'm done—permanently—lying and pretending to you. I love you so much that ... well, I can't even think straight. And when I think about how I acted, it hurts—oh, it hurts! I don't see how you can love me at all. It would take a miracle."
"Miracles happen, then." He put both arms around her, very gently. "For the first time in my life I'm cutting my screens to zero. Come in."
"Miracles happen, huh?" He wrapped both arms around her gently. "For the first time in my life, I’m cutting my screens to zero. Come in."
"What?" For a moment she was unable to believe the thought. Then, cutting her own shield, she went fully into his mind. "Oh, I didn't dare hope you could possibly feel.... Oh, this is wonderful, Clee—simply wonderful!"
"What?" For a moment, she couldn't believe it. Then, lowering her own defenses, she dove deep into his mind. "Oh, I didn't even dare to hope you could possibly feel.... Oh, this is amazing, Clee—truly amazing!"
As the two fully-opened minds met and joined she threw both arms around him and their embrace tightened as though their bodies were trying to become as nearly one as were their minds. Finally she pulled herself away and put up a solid block.
As their two completely open minds connected, she wrapped both arms around him, and their embrace tightened, as if their bodies were trying to become as one as their minds. Eventually, she pulled away and put up a solid barrier.
"What a mess!" she said, shakily. "Lipstick all over you."
"What a mess!" she said, shaking. "Lipstick all over you."
"Why words, sweetheart? That was perfect."
"Why words, babe? That was perfect."
"Oh, it was ... but wide open, with such a mind as yours...." she paused, then came back to normal almost with a snap. "... but say; I'll bet that's what Therea and Alsyne were doing. That 'fusion' thing. We'll practise it tonight."
"Oh, it was ... but wide open, with a mind like yours...." she paused, then quickly returned to normal. "... but you know what? I bet that's what Therea and Alsyne were up to. That 'fusion' thing. We'll practice it tonight."
He pondered briefly. "Sure it was."
He thought for a moment. "Of course it was."
"But he said they learned it from us. How could he have, when we.... Oh, we did, of course, in moments of high stress ... but we didn't actually know it...." She paused.
"But he said they learned it from us. How could he have, when we.... Oh, we did, of course, in moments of high stress ... but we didn't actually know it...." She paused.
"We wouldn't admit it, you mean, even to ourselves."
"We wouldn't admit it, you know, even to ourselves."
"Maybe; and of course it never occurred to us—callow youngsters we were then, weren't we?—that it could be done for more than a microsecond at a time. Or that two people could ever, possibly, live that way."
"Maybe; and of course it never crossed our minds—being the naive young people we were back then, right?—that it could be done for more than just a split second. Or that two people could ever actually live like that."
"Or what a life it would be. So let's chop this and get back to you and me."
"Or what a life it would be. So let's cut this out and get back to you and me."
"Uh-huh, let's," she agreed, but in a severely practical tone. "You've got lipstick even on your shirt. So change it and I'll go put on a new face and bring over some stuff and clean you up."
"Sure, let's do that," she said, but her tone was very practical. "You've even got lipstick on your shirt. So change, and I'll go put on some makeup and bring over some things to clean you up."
While she cleaned, she talked. "I told you our next kiss would be different, but I had no idea ... wow! That will be as much different, too, I'm sure.... Hm-h-h-nh?" Again she pressed herself against him; this time in a somewhat different fashion.
While she cleaned, she chatted. "I told you our next kiss would be different, but I had no idea... wow! That will be just as different, too, I'm sure... Hm-h-h-nh?" Again, she pressed herself against him; this time in a slightly different way.
"Stop that, you little devil, or I'll...." His arms came up of themselves, but he forced them back down. "... No, I won't. We'll save that for tonight, too."
"Knock it off, you little troublemaker, or I'll...." His arms lifted on their own, but he pushed them back down. "... No, I won't. We'll put a pin in that for tonight, too."
"I'll behave myself!" She laughed, pure joy in voice, eyes, and smile. "I bet myself you wouldn't and I won! You're tall, solid gold, Clee darling—the absolute top."
"I'll be on my best behavior!" She laughed, her voice full of pure joy, her eyes sparkling, and her smile bright. "I knew you wouldn't, and I was right! You're tall, solid gold, Clee darling—the absolute best."
"Thanks, sweetheart. I wish that were true," he said, soberly. "But I can't help wondering if two such hellions as you and I are can make a go of marriage—no, cancel that. We'll do it—all we have to figure out is how."
"Thanks, babe. I wish that were true," he said seriously. "But I can't shake the thought of whether two wild ones like us can make marriage work—no, scratch that. We’ll make it happen—all we need to figure out is how."
"I know what you mean. Not at first—it'll be purely wonderful then. After five years, say, when the glamor has worn off and I've had three of our six children and two of them are in bed with the epizootic and I'm all frazzled out and you're strung up tight as a bowstring with overwork and...."
"I get what you're saying. Not in the beginning—it'll be amazing then. But after five years, let's say, when the excitement has faded and I've had three of our six kids, and two of them are sick in bed with some illness, and I'm completely worn out while you're tense and stressed from overwork and...."
"Hold it! Uh-uh. No. If we can live together six months—or even six weeks—without killing each other, we'll have it made. It's at first that it'll be rugged. No matter how rugged it gets, though, we'll know one thing for certain sure. We couldn't live apart. That'll give us enough leverage. Check?"
"Stop! Nope. If we can get through six months—or even six weeks—without losing it on each other, we'll be fine. The beginning will be tough. But no matter how hard it gets, we'll be sure of one thing: we can't live separately. That will give us some power. Got it?"
"And double check." She giggled sunnily. "I'll take care of any and all situations, whatever they are, that arise in the first six months. You'll be responsible for the next sixty years. That's a perfectly fair and equitable division of responsibility. Now kiss me and we'll go."
"And double check." She laughed brightly. "I'll handle any and all issues that come up in the first six months. You’ll be in charge for the next sixty years. That’s a perfectly fair division of responsibility. Now kiss me and we’ll go."
When Garlock cut the Gunther blocks, however, James' thought came instantly in. "Been trying to get you for twenty minutes," and in a couple of seconds he brought Garlock and Belle up to date. "So Fatso's been waiting in Evans' office. He's throwing fits all over the place and Evans and Macey are going quietly mad."
When Garlock was cutting the Gunther blocks, James chimed in immediately. "I've been trying to reach you for twenty minutes," and in just a few seconds, he filled Garlock and Belle in on the details. "So Fatso's been waiting in Evans' office. He's having a meltdown, and Evans and Macey are losing their minds."
"He'll have to wait," Garlock decided instantly. "No matter how many fits he has, no such decision is going to be made until there's enough of a Galactic Council to make it."
"He'll have to wait," Garlock decided right away. "No matter how many tantrums he throws, no decision like that is going to happen until there's enough of a Galactic Council to make it."
"Well, you'll have to tell him that yourself. In person."
"Well, you’ll need to tell him that yourself. In person."
"I'll do just that, and tell him so he'll stay told."
"I'll do just that and let him know, so he really gets it."
"Okay, but shake a...."
"Okay, but shake a..."
Belle and Garlock 'ported out into the Main, arms around each other like a couple of college freshmen.
Belle and Garlock 'ported into the Main, arms around each other like a couple of college freshmen.
"... leg-g—ug—gug...." James gurgled.
"... leg-g—ug—gug...." James gurgled.
"Belle!" Lola shrieked. "Why—Belle—Bellamy!"
"Belle!" Lola yelled. "Why—Belle—Bellamy!"
"What goes on here?" James demanded.
"What’s going on here?" James demanded.
"Nothing much," Garlock replied, although he blushed almost as deeply as Belle did. "We just decided to quit fighting, is all. Cut the rope, Junior, and let the old bucket drop."
"Not much," Garlock said, though he blushed nearly as intensely as Belle. "We just decided to stop fighting, that's all. Cut the rope, Junior, and let the old bucket drop."
THE END
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