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The Adventure of the Dying Detective


By

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle




Mrs. Hudson, the landlady of Sherlock Holmes, was a long-suffering woman. Not only was her first-floor flat invaded at all hours by throngs of singular and often undesirable characters but her remarkable lodger showed an eccentricity and irregularity in his life which must have sorely tried her patience. His incredible untidiness, his addiction to music at strange hours, his occasional revolver practice within doors, his weird and often malodorous scientific experiments, and the atmosphere of violence and danger which hung around him made him the very worst tenant in London. On the other hand, his payments were princely. I have no doubt that the house might have been purchased at the price which Holmes paid for his rooms during the years that I was with him.

Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes's landlady, was a woman who had to put up with a lot. Not only was her first-floor flat overrun at all hours by a crowd of strange and often unwelcome people, but her unique tenant also led a lifestyle that must have been incredibly trying for her. His extreme messiness, his habit of playing music at odd times, his occasional target practice inside the apartment, his bizarre and often smelly scientific experiments, and the overall sense of violence and danger surrounding him made him the absolute worst tenant in London. On the flip side, his rent payments were generous. I have no doubt that the house could have been bought for the amount Holmes paid for his rooms during the time I lived with him.

The landlady stood in the deepest awe of him and never dared to interfere with him, however outrageous his proceedings might seem. She was fond of him, too, for he had a remarkable gentleness and courtesy in his dealings with women. He disliked and distrusted the sex, but he was always a chivalrous opponent. Knowing how genuine was her regard for him, I listened earnestly to her story when she came to my rooms in the second year of my married life and told me of the sad condition to which my poor friend was reduced.

The landlady was completely in awe of him and never dared to get involved, no matter how outrageous his actions seemed. She also cared for him because he had a remarkable gentleness and courtesy in his interactions with women. Although he disliked and distrusted women, he was always a chivalrous opponent. Knowing how genuine her feelings for him were, I paid close attention to her story when she visited my apartment in the second year of my marriage and told me about the sad state my poor friend was in.

"He's dying, Dr. Watson," said she. "For three days he has been sinking, and I doubt if he will last the day. He would not let me get a doctor. This morning when I saw his bones sticking out of his face and his great bright eyes looking at me I could stand no more of it. 'With your leave or without it, Mr. Holmes, I am going for a doctor this very hour,' said I. 'Let it be Watson, then,' said he. I wouldn't waste an hour in coming to him, sir, or you may not see him alive."

"He's dying, Dr. Watson," she said. "For three days he's been getting worse, and I doubt he'll make it through the day. He wouldn’t let me call a doctor. This morning, when I saw his bones sticking out of his face and his bright eyes looking at me, I couldn't take it anymore. 'With your permission or not, Mr. Holmes, I'm going to get a doctor right now,' I told him. 'Then let it be, Watson,' he replied. I wouldn’t waste another hour getting to him, sir, or you might not see him alive."

I was horrified for I had heard nothing of his illness. I need not say that I rushed for my coat and my hat. As we drove back I asked for the details.

I was shocked because I hadn't heard anything about his illness. I don't need to mention that I quickly grabbed my coat and hat. As we drove back, I asked for the details.

"There is little I can tell you, sir. He has been working at a case down at Rotherhithe, in an alley near the river, and he has brought this illness back with him. He took to his bed on Wednesday afternoon and has never moved since. For these three days neither food nor drink has passed his lips."

"There’s not much I can tell you, sir. He’s been working on a case down in Rotherhithe, in an alley by the river, and he brought this illness back with him. He went to bed on Wednesday afternoon and hasn’t gotten up since. For the past three days, he hasn’t eaten or drunk anything."

"Good God! Why did you not call in a doctor?"

"Good God! Why didn’t you call a doctor?"

"He wouldn't have it, sir. You know how masterful he is. I didn't dare to disobey him. But he's not long for this world, as you'll see for yourself the moment that you set eyes on him."

"He wouldn't allow it, sir. You know how commanding he is. I didn't dare to disobey him. But he doesn't have much time left, as you'll see for yourself the moment you lay eyes on him."

He was indeed a deplorable spectacle. In the dim light of a foggy November day the sick room was a gloomy spot, but it was that gaunt, wasted face staring at me from the bed which sent a chill to my heart. His eyes had the brightness of fever, there was a hectic flush upon either cheek, and dark crusts clung to his lips; the thin hands upon the coverlet twitched incessantly, his voice was croaking and spasmodic. He lay listlessly as I entered the room, but the sight of me brought a gleam of recognition to his eyes.

He was truly a distressing sight. In the dim light of a foggy November day, the sick room felt dreary, but it was that gaunt, wasted face staring at me from the bed that sent a chill to my heart. His eyes were feverishly bright, there was a flushed look on both cheeks, and dark crusts clung to his lips; the thin hands on the blanket twitched constantly, and his voice was hoarse and shaky. He lay there unenthusiastically as I entered the room, but seeing me sparked a flicker of recognition in his eyes.

"Well, Watson, we seem to have fallen upon evil days," said he in a feeble voice, but with something of his old carelessness of manner.

"Well, Watson, it looks like we've hit some tough times," he said in a weak voice, but with a hint of his old nonchalance.

"My dear fellow!" I cried, approaching him.

"My dear friend!" I exclaimed, walking up to him.

"Stand back! Stand right back!" said he with the sharp imperiousness which I had associated only with moments of crisis. "If you approach me, Watson, I shall order you out of the house."

"Step back! Step right back!" he said with the intense authority that I had only seen during moments of crisis. "If you come any closer, Watson, I will demand that you leave the house."

"But why?"

"But why?"

"Because it is my desire. Is that not enough?"

"Because that's what I want. Isn't that enough?"

Yes, Mrs. Hudson was right. He was more masterful than ever. It was pitiful, however, to see his exhaustion.

Yes, Mrs. Hudson was right. He was more in control than ever. It was sad, though, to see how tired he was.

"I only wished to help," I explained.

"I just wanted to help," I explained.

"Exactly! You will help best by doing what you are told."

"Absolutely! You'll be most helpful by following the instructions."

"Certainly, Holmes."

"Of course, Holmes."

He relaxed the austerity of his manner.

He loosened up his serious demeanor.

"You are not angry?" he asked, gasping for breath.

"You aren't angry?" he asked, panting.

Poor devil, how could I be angry when I saw him lying in such a plight before me?

Poor guy, how could I be upset when I saw him lying in such a bad state in front of me?

"It's for your own sake, Watson," he croaked.

"It’s for your own good, Watson," he rasped.

"For MY sake?"

"For my sake?"

"I know what is the matter with me. It is a coolie disease from Sumatra--a thing that the Dutch know more about than we, though they have made little of it up to date. One thing only is certain. It is infallibly deadly, and it is horribly contagious."

"I know what’s wrong with me. It’s a laborer’s disease from Sumatra—something the Dutch understand better than we do, even though they haven't done much about it so far. One thing is clear. It’s definitely deadly, and it’s incredibly contagious."

He spoke now with a feverish energy, the long hands twitching and jerking as he motioned me away.

He spoke now with intense energy, his long hands twitching and jerking as he waved me away.

"Contagious by touch, Watson--that's it, by touch. Keep your distance and all is well."

"Contagious through touch, Watson—that’s it, through touch. Keep your distance and everything is fine."

"Good heavens, Holmes! Do you suppose that such a consideration weighs with me of an instant? It would not affect me in the case of a stranger. Do you imagine it would prevent me from doing my duty to so old a friend?"

"Good heavens, Holmes! Do you really think that such a thing would matter to me for even a moment? It wouldn't influence me when it comes to a stranger. Do you honestly think it would stop me from doing my duty to such an old friend?"

Again I advanced, but he repulsed me with a look of furious anger.

Again I moved forward, but he pushed me back with a look of furious anger.

"If you will stand there I will talk. If you do not you must leave the room."

"If you stand there, I’ll talk. If you don’t, you have to leave the room."

I have so deep a respect for the extraordinary qualities of Holmes that I have always deferred to his wishes, even when I least understood them. But now all my professional instincts were aroused. Let him be my master elsewhere, I at least was his in a sick room.

I have such deep respect for Holmes's incredible abilities that I've always gone along with his wishes, even when I didn't fully understand them. But now, all my professional instincts were triggered. He can be my boss elsewhere, but in a sick room, I'm the one in charge.

"Holmes," said I, "you are not yourself. A sick man is but a child, and so I will treat you. Whether you like it or not, I will examine your symptoms and treat you for them."

"Holmes," I said, "you're not yourself. A sick person is like a child, and that’s how I’ll treat you. Whether you want me to or not, I’m going to check your symptoms and take care of you."

He looked at me with venomous eyes.

He stared at me with hateful eyes.

"If I am to have a doctor whether I will or not, let me at least have someone in whom I have confidence," said he.

"If I'm going to have a doctor whether I like it or not, at least let me have someone I can trust," he said.

"Then you have none in me?"

"Do you have none for me then?"

"In your friendship, certainly. But facts are facts, Watson, and, after all, you are only a general practitioner with very limited experience and mediocre qualifications. It is painful to have to say these things, but you leave me no choice."

"In your friendship, definitely. But the truth is the truth, Watson, and, after all, you're just a general practitioner with very limited experience and average qualifications. It's tough to say these things, but you leave me no choice."

I was bitterly hurt.

I felt deeply hurt.

"Such a remark is unworthy of you, Holmes. It shows me very clearly the state of your own nerves. But if you have no confidence in me I would not intrude my services. Let me bring Sir Jasper Meek or Penrose Fisher, or any of the best men in London. But someone you MUST have, and that is final. If you think that I am going to stand here and see you die without either helping you myself or bringing anyone else to help you, then you have mistaken your man."

"That kind of comment is beneath you, Holmes. It really shows me how stressed you are. If you don't trust me, I won’t force my help on you. Let me get Sir Jasper Meek, Penrose Fisher, or any of the top guys in London. But you absolutely need someone, and that's final. If you think I'm just going to stand by and watch you die without either helping you myself or getting someone else to help, then you’ve got me all wrong."

"You mean well, Watson," said the sick man with something between a sob and a groan. "Shall I demonstrate your own ignorance? What do you know, pray, of Tapanuli fever? What do you know of the black Formosa corruption?"

"You mean well, Watson," said the sick man with something like a sob and a groan. "Should I show you just how much you don't know? What do you really know about Tapanuli fever? What do you know about the black Formosa corruption?"

"I have never heard of either."

"I've never heard of either one."

"There are many problems of disease, many strange pathological possibilities, in the East, Watson." He paused after each sentence to collect his failing strength. "I have learned so much during some recent researches which have a medico-criminal aspect. It was in the course of them that I contracted this complaint. You can do nothing."

"There are lots of disease issues and some unusual health problems in the East, Watson." He paused after each sentence to catch his breath. "I’ve learned a lot during some recent research that has a connection to medicine and crime. It was during this research that I picked up this illness. There’s nothing you can do."

"Possibly not. But I happen to know that Dr. Ainstree, the greatest living authority upon tropical disease, is now in London. All remonstrance is useless, Holmes, I am going this instant to fetch him." I turned resolutely to the door.

"Maybe not. But I happen to know that Dr. Ainstree, the leading expert on tropical disease, is currently in London. Any objections are pointless, Holmes, I’m going right now to get him." I turned determinedly toward the door.

Never have I had such a shock! In an instant, with a tiger-spring, the dying man had intercepted me. I heard the sharp snap of a twisted key. The next moment he had staggered back to his bed, exhausted and panting after his one tremendous outflame of energy.

Never have I been so shocked! In an instant, like a tiger pouncing, the dying man blocked my path. I heard the sharp snap of a twisted key. The next moment, he stumbled back to his bed, worn out and gasping after his one massive burst of energy.

"You won't take the key from me by force, Watson, I've got you, my friend. Here you are, and here you will stay until I will otherwise. But I'll humour you." (All this in little gasps, with terrible struggles for breath between.) "You've only my own good at heart. Of course I know that very well. You shall have your way, but give me time to get my strength. Not now, Watson, not now. It's four o'clock. At six you can go."

"You won't get the key from me by force, Watson, I've got you, my friend. Here you are, and here you’ll stay until I say otherwise. But I'll play along with you." (All this in little gasps, struggling to catch breath.) "You only want what's best for me. Of course, I'm aware of that. You can have your way, but I need time to regain my strength. Not now, Watson, not now. It's four o'clock. You can leave at six."

"This is insanity, Holmes."

"This is crazy, Holmes."

"Only two hours, Watson. I promise you will go at six. Are you content to wait?"

"Just two more hours, Watson. I promise you’ll leave at six. Are you okay with waiting?"

"I seem to have no choice."

"I guess I have no choice."

"None in the world, Watson. Thank you, I need no help in arranging the clothes. You will please keep your distance. Now, Watson, there is one other condition that I would make. You will seek help, not from the man you mention, but from the one that I choose."

"None in the world, Watson. Thanks, but I don’t need help organizing the clothes. Please keep your distance. Now, Watson, there’s one more condition I want to set. You will seek help, not from the man you mentioned, but from the one I choose."

"By all means."

"Go for it."

"The first three sensible words that you have uttered since you entered this room, Watson. You will find some books over there. I am somewhat exhausted; I wonder how a battery feels when it pours electricity into a non-conductor? At six, Watson, we resume our conversation."

"The first three sensible words you've said since you walked into this room, Watson. You'll find some books over there. I'm a bit worn out; I wonder how a battery feels when it sends electricity into something that can't conduct it? At six, Watson, we'll continue our conversation."

But it was destined to be resumed long before that hour, and in circumstances which gave me a shock hardly second to that caused by his spring to the door. I had stood for some minutes looking at the silent figure in the bed. His face was almost covered by the clothes and he appeared to be asleep. Then, unable to settle down to reading, I walked slowly round the room, examining the pictures of celebrated criminals with which every wall was adorned. Finally, in my aimless perambulation, I came to the mantelpiece. A litter of pipes, tobacco-pouches, syringes, penknives, revolver-cartridges, and other debris was scattered over it. In the midst of these was a small black and white ivory box with a sliding lid. It was a neat little thing, and I had stretched out my hand to examine it more closely, when----

But it was meant to be picked up again long before that moment, and in circumstances that shocked me almost as much as his sudden leap to the door. I had been standing for a few minutes, looking at the silent figure in the bed. His face was mostly covered by the blankets, and he seemed to be asleep. Then, unable to focus on my reading, I paced slowly around the room, checking out the pictures of famous criminals that decorated every wall. Eventually, during my aimless wandering, I reached the mantelpiece. A collection of pipes, tobacco pouches, syringes, penknives, revolver cartridges, and other clutter was scattered across it. In the middle of this mess was a small black and white ivory box with a sliding lid. It was a tidy little thing, and I had reached out to look at it more closely when----

It was a dreadful cry that he gave--a yell which might have been heard down the street. My skin went cold and my hair bristled at that horrible scream. As I turned I caught a glimpse of a convulsed face and frantic eyes. I stood paralyzed, with the little box in my hand.

It was a terrible scream he let out—a yell that could’ve been heard down the street. My skin went cold and my hair stood on end at that awful sound. As I turned, I caught a glimpse of a distorted face and wild eyes. I stood frozen, holding the little box in my hand.

"Put it down! Down, this instant, Watson--this instant, I say!" His head sank back upon the pillow and he gave a deep sigh of relief as I replaced the box upon the mantelpiece. "I hate to have my things touched, Watson. You know that I hate it. You fidget me beyond endurance. You, a doctor--you are enough to drive a patient into an asylum. Sit down, man, and let me have my rest!"

"Put it down! Down, right now, Watson--right now, I mean it!" His head fell back onto the pillow, and he let out a deep sigh of relief as I set the box back on the mantel. "I can't stand having my things messed with, Watson. You know I can't stand it. You fidget me beyond belief. You, a doctor--you could drive a patient to the brink. Sit down, man, and let me get some rest!"

The incident left a most unpleasant impression upon my mind. The violent and causeless excitement, followed by this brutality of speech, so far removed from his usual suavity, showed me how deep was the disorganization of his mind. Of all ruins, that of a noble mind is the most deplorable. I sat in silent dejection until the stipulated time had passed. He seemed to have been watching the clock as well as I, for it was hardly six before he began to talk with the same feverish animation as before.

The incident left a really unpleasant impression on me. The intense and pointless excitement, followed by this harshness in his words, which was so different from his usual charm, showed me how troubled his mind had become. Of all the things that can fall apart, a noble mind is the saddest. I sat there in quiet sadness until the agreed time was up. He seemed to be keeping an eye on the clock just like I was, because it was barely six when he started talking with the same frantic energy as before.

"Now, Watson," said he. "Have you any change in your pocket?"

"Now, Watson," he said. "Do you have any change in your pocket?"

"Yes."

Yes.

"Any silver?"

"Any silver coins?"

"A good deal."

"A great deal."

"How many half-crowns?"

"How many half-crowns are there?"

"I have five."

"I have 5."

"Ah, too few! Too few! How very unfortunate, Watson! However, such as they are you can put them in your watchpocket. And all the rest of your money in your left trouser pocket. Thank you. It will balance you so much better like that."

"Ah, too few! Too few! How unfortunate, Watson! But, as they are, you can put them in your watch pocket. And all the rest of your money in your left trouser pocket. Thank you. It will balance much better that way."

This was raving insanity. He shuddered, and again made a sound between a cough and a sob.

This was complete madness. He shivered and once more made a sound that was a mix of a cough and a sob.

"You will now light the gas, Watson, but you will be very careful that not for one instant shall it be more than half on. I implore you to be careful, Watson. Thank you, that is excellent. No, you need not draw the blind. Now you will have the kindness to place some letters and papers upon this table within my reach. Thank you. Now some of that litter from the mantelpiece. Excellent, Watson! There is a sugar-tongs there. Kindly raise that small ivory box with its assistance. Place it here among the papers. Good! You can now go and fetch Mr. Culverton Smith, of 13 Lower Burke Street."

"You’re going to light the gas now, Watson, but please be very careful to keep it no more than halfway on. I really urge you to be cautious, Watson. Thank you, that’s perfect. No need to close the blind. Now, could you please put some letters and papers on this table where I can reach them? Thank you. Now grab some of that clutter from the mantelpiece. Great job, Watson! There are sugar tongs over there. Please use them to lift that small ivory box. Place it here among the papers. Good! Now you can go and bring Mr. Culverton Smith from 13 Lower Burke Street."

To tell the truth, my desire to fetch a doctor had somewhat weakened, for poor Holmes was so obviously delirious that it seemed dangerous to leave him. However, he was as eager now to consult the person named as he had been obstinate in refusing.

To be honest, my urge to call a doctor had lessened a bit since poor Holmes was clearly delirious, making it seem risky to leave him alone. However, he was now just as eager to see the person he had stubbornly refused to consult before.

"I never heard the name," said I.

"I've never heard that name," I said.

"Possibly not, my good Watson. It may surprise you to know that the man upon earth who is best versed in this disease is not a medical man, but a planter. Mr. Culverton Smith is a well-known resident of Sumatra, now visiting London. An outbreak of the disease upon his plantation, which was distant from medical aid, caused him to study it himself, with some rather far-reaching consequences. He is a very methodical person, and I did not desire you to start before six, because I was well aware that you would not find him in his study. If you could persuade him to come here and give us the benefit of his unique experience of this disease, the investigation of which has been his dearest hobby, I cannot doubt that he could help me."

"Maybe not, my dear Watson. You might be surprised to learn that the person on earth who knows the most about this disease isn't a doctor, but a planter. Mr. Culverton Smith is a well-known resident of Sumatra who is currently visiting London. An outbreak of the disease on his plantation, which was far from medical help, led him to study it himself, with some significant results. He is a very methodical person, and I didn't want you to leave before six because I knew you wouldn’t find him in his study. If you could convince him to come here and share his unique knowledge about this disease, which has been his favorite hobby, I have no doubt he could help me."

I gave Holmes's remarks as a consecutive whole and will not attempt to indicate how they were interrupted by gaspings for breath and those clutchings of his hands which indicated the pain from which he was suffering. His appearance had changed for the worse during the few hours that I had been with him. Those hectic spots were more pronounced, the eyes shone more brightly out of darker hollows, and a cold sweat glimmered upon his brow. He still retained, however, the jaunty gallantry of his speech. To the last gasp he would always be the master.

I shared Holmes's comments as a complete statement and won’t try to show how they were interrupted by his gasping for breath and those tense hand movements that showed the pain he was in. His condition had worsened over the few hours I spent with him. The flushed spots on his face were more noticeable, his eyes shone brighter from deeper shadows, and a cold sweat glimmered on his forehead. Still, he maintained the confident and charming way he spoke. Until his last breath, he would always be in control.

"You will tell him exactly how you have left me," said he. "You will convey the very impression which is in your own mind--a dying man--a dying and delirious man. Indeed, I cannot think why the whole bed of the ocean is not one solid mass of oysters, so prolific the creatures seem. Ah, I am wandering! Strange how the brain controls the brain! What was I saying, Watson?"

"You need to tell him exactly how you left me," he said. "You will share the exact impression that's in your mind—a dying man—a dying and delirious man. Honestly, I can't understand why the entire ocean floor isn't just one huge mass of oysters, considering how plentiful those creatures seem. Ah, I'm rambling! It's odd how the brain controls the brain! What was I saying, Watson?"

"My directions for Mr. Culverton Smith."

"My instructions for Mr. Culverton Smith."

"Ah, yes, I remember. My life depends upon it. Plead with him, Watson. There is no good feeling between us. His nephew, Watson--I had suspicions of foul play and I allowed him to see it. The boy died horribly. He has a grudge against me. You will soften him, Watson. Beg him, pray him, get him here by any means. He can save me--only he!"

"Ah, yes, I remember. My life depends on it. Please talk to him, Watson. There’s no goodwill between us. His nephew, Watson—I suspected something was off and I let him know. The boy died in a terrible way. He holds a grudge against me. You need to convince him, Watson. Plead with him, do whatever it takes to get him here. He’s the only one who can save me!"

"I will bring him in a cab, if I have to carry him down to it."

"I'll get him a cab, even if I have to carry him to it."

"You will do nothing of the sort. You will persuade him to come. And then you will return in front of him. Make any excuse so as not to come with him. Don't forget, Watson. You won't fail me. You never did fail me. No doubt there are natural enemies which limit the increase of the creatures. You and I, Watson, we have done our part. Shall the world, then, be overrun by oysters? No, no; horrible! You'll convey all that is in your mind."

"You won't do anything like that. You'll convince him to come. And then you'll go back in front of him. Make up any excuse to avoid going with him. Don't forget, Watson. You won't let me down. You never have. No doubt there are natural enemies that keep the creatures from multiplying. You and I, Watson, we've done our part. Should the world be taken over by oysters? No way; that's terrible! You'll communicate everything that's on your mind."

I left him full of the image of this magnificent intellect babbling like a foolish child. He had handed me the key, and with a happy thought I took it with me lest he should lock himself in. Mrs. Hudson was waiting, trembling and weeping, in the passage. Behind me as I passed from the flat I heard Holmes's high, thin voice in some delirious chant. Below, as I stood whistling for a cab, a man came on me through the fog.

I left him with the image of this brilliant mind rambling like a silly kid. He had given me the key, and with a good feeling, I took it with me in case he locked himself in. Mrs. Hudson was waiting, shaking and crying, in the hallway. As I walked out of the apartment, I heard Holmes's high-pitched voice in some wild chant behind me. Downstairs, as I was whistling for a cab, a man suddenly appeared out of the fog.

"How is Mr. Holmes, sir?" he asked.

"How is Mr. Holmes, sir?" he asked.

It was an old acquaintance, Inspector Morton, of Scotland Yard, dressed in unofficial tweeds.

It was an old acquaintance, Inspector Morton from Scotland Yard, wearing casual tweeds.

"He is very ill," I answered.

"He's really sick," I replied.

He looked at me in a most singular fashion. Had it not been too fiendish, I could have imagined that the gleam of the fanlight showed exultation in his face.

He stared at me in a really unusual way. If it hadn't been so evil, I might have thought that the light from the fanlight revealed a sense of triumph on his face.

"I heard some rumour of it," said he.

"I heard a bit about it," he said.

The cab had driven up, and I left him.

The cab had pulled up, and I left him.

Lower Burke Street proved to be a line of fine houses lying in the vague borderland between Notting Hill and Kensington. The particular one at which my cabman pulled up had an air of smug and demure respectability in its old-fashioned iron railings, its massive folding-door, and its shining brasswork. All was in keeping with a solemn butler who appeared framed in the pink radiance of a tinted electrical light behind him.

Lower Burke Street was a stretch of nice houses located in the unclear area between Notting Hill and Kensington. The specific house where my cab driver stopped had a look of self-satisfied and modest respectability, with its old-style iron railings, big folding door, and shiny brass fixtures. Everything matched the serious butler who stood framed in the soft pink glow of a tinted electric light behind him.

"Yes, Mr. Culverton Smith is in. Dr. Watson! Very good, sir, I will take up your card."

"Yes, Mr. Culverton Smith is in. Dr. Watson! Very good, sir, I will take your card."

My humble name and title did not appear to impress Mr. Culverton Smith. Through the half-open door I heard a high, petulant, penetrating voice.

My simple name and title didn’t seem to impress Mr. Culverton Smith. Through the half-open door, I heard a sharp, whiny, piercing voice.

"Who is this person? What does he want? Dear me, Staples, how often have I said that I am not to be disturbed in my hours of study?"

"Who is this person? What does he want? Goodness, Staples, how many times have I told you not to interrupt me during my study hours?"

There came a gentle flow of soothing explanation from the butler.

There was a calm and comforting explanation from the butler.

"Well, I won't see him, Staples. I can't have my work interrupted like this. I am not at home. Say so. Tell him to come in the morning if he really must see me."

"Well, I can't see him, Staples. I can't have my work interrupted like this. I'm not at home. Just say that. Tell him to come by in the morning if he really needs to see me."

Again the gentle murmur.

Once more, the soft whisper.

"Well, well, give him that message. He can come in the morning, or he can stay away. My work must not be hindered."

"Alright, just pass on that message to him. He can come in the morning, or he can choose not to show up. My work can't be interrupted."

I thought of Holmes tossing upon his bed of sickness and counting the minutes, perhaps, until I could bring help to him. It was not a time to stand upon ceremony. His life depended upon my promptness. Before the apologetic butler had delivered his message I had pushed past him and was in the room.

I imagined Holmes lying in his sickbed, counting the minutes until I could help him. It wasn't a time to worry about formalities. His life relied on how quickly I acted. Before the apologetic butler could deliver his message, I pushed past him and entered the room.

With a shrill cry of anger a man rose from a reclining chair beside the fire. I saw a great yellow face, coarse-grained and greasy, with heavy, double-chin, and two sullen, menacing gray eyes which glared at me from under tufted and sandy brows. A high bald head had a small velvet smoking-cap poised coquettishly upon one side of its pink curve. The skull was of enormous capacity, and yet as I looked down I saw to my amazement that the figure of the man was small and frail, twisted in the shoulders and back like one who has suffered from rickets in his childhood.

With a piercing shout of anger, a man stood up from a reclining chair by the fire. I saw a large yellow face, rough and greasy, with a heavy double chin and two gloomy, threatening gray eyes that glared at me from beneath tufted, sandy eyebrows. A high bald head had a small velvet smoking cap tilted playfully to one side of its pink surface. The skull was very large, but as I looked down, I was astonished to see that the man's body was small and frail, twisted in the shoulders and back like someone who had suffered from rickets in childhood.

"What's this?" he cried in a high, screaming voice. "What is the meaning of this intrusion? Didn't I send you word that I would see you to-morrow morning?"

"What's going on?" he shouted in a loud, frantic voice. "What does this intrusion mean? Didn't I inform you that I would meet with you tomorrow morning?"

"I am sorry," said I, "but the matter cannot be delayed. Mr. Sherlock Holmes--"

"I’m sorry," I said, "but we can't postpone this. Mr. Sherlock Holmes—"

The mention of my friend's name had an extraordinary effect upon the little man. The look of anger passed in an instant from his face. His features became tense and alert.

The mention of my friend's name had an incredible effect on the little man. The look of anger disappeared in an instant from his face. His features became tense and alert.

"Have you come from Holmes?" he asked.

"Did you come from Holmes?" he asked.

"I have just left him."

"I just left him."

"What about Holmes? How is he?"

"What about Holmes? How's he doing?"

"He is desperately ill. That is why I have come."

"He is very sick. That’s why I've come."

The man motioned me to a chair, and turned to resume his own. As he did so I caught a glimpse of his face in the mirror over the mantelpiece. I could have sworn that it was set in a malicious and abominable smile. Yet I persuaded myself that it must have been some nervous contraction which I had surprised, for he turned to me an instant later with genuine concern upon his features.

The man gestured for me to take a seat and turned to sit down himself. As he did, I caught a glimpse of his face in the mirror above the mantel. I could have sworn he had a wicked and horrible smile. But I convinced myself it must have been some nervous twitch I had seen, because he turned to me just a moment later with real concern on his face.

"I am sorry to hear this," said he. "I only know Mr. Holmes through some business dealings which we have had, but I have every respect for his talents and his character. He is an amateur of crime, as I am of disease. For him the villain, for me the microbe. There are my prisons," he continued, pointing to a row of bottles and jars which stood upon a side table. "Among those gelatine cultivations some of the very worst offenders in the world are now doing time."

"I'm really sorry to hear that," he said. "I only know Mr. Holmes through some business we've done together, but I have great respect for his skills and character. He's an amateur detective, just like I'm an amateur in studying diseases. For him, it's about tracking down criminals; for me, it's about understanding germs. Those are my prisons," he continued, pointing to a row of bottles and jars on a side table. "Among those gel-like cultures, some of the worst offenders in the world are currently locked up."

"It was on account of your special knowledge that Mr. Holmes desired to see you. He has a high opinion of you and thought that you were the one man in London who could help him."

"It was because of your unique expertise that Mr. Holmes wanted to meet with you. He thinks very highly of you and believes you are the only person in London who can assist him."

The little man started, and the jaunty smoking-cap slid to the floor.

The little man jumped, and the stylish smoking cap fell to the floor.

"Why?" he asked. "Why should Mr. Homes think that I could help him in his trouble?"

"Why?" he asked. "Why would Mr. Homes think I could help him with his problem?"

"Because of your knowledge of Eastern diseases."

"Because of your understanding of Eastern diseases."

"But why should he think that this disease which he has contracted is Eastern?"

"But why would he think that this illness he has caught is Eastern?"

"Because, in some professional inquiry, he has been working among Chinese sailors down in the docks."

"Because, in some professional investigation, he has been working with Chinese sailors down at the docks."

Mr. Culverton Smith smiled pleasantly and picked up his smoking-cap.

Mr. Culverton Smith smiled warmly and picked up his smoking cap.

"Oh, that's it--is it?" said he. "I trust the matter is not so grave as you suppose. How long has he been ill?"

"Oh, is that really it?" he said. "I hope it's not as serious as you think. How long has he been sick?"

"About three days."

"About three days."

"Is he delirious?"

"Is he out of it?"

"Occasionally."

"Sometimes."

"Tut, tut! This sounds serious. It would be inhuman not to answer his call. I very much resent any interruption to my work, Dr. Watson, but this case is certainly exceptional. I will come with you at once."

"Tut, tut! This sounds serious. It would be cruel not to respond to his call. I really dislike any interruption to my work, Dr. Watson, but this case is definitely exceptional. I will come with you right away."

I remembered Holmes's injunction.

I remembered Holmes's advice.

"I have another appointment," said I.

"I have another appointment," I said.

"Very good. I will go alone. I have a note of Mr. Holmes's address. You can rely upon my being there within half an hour at most."

"Sounds good. I'll go by myself. I have Mr. Holmes's address. You can count on me getting there in no more than half an hour."

It was with a sinking heart that I reentered Holmes's bedroom. For all that I knew the worst might have happened in my absence. To my enormous relief, he had improved greatly in the interval. His appearance was as ghastly as ever, but all trace of delirium had left him and he spoke in a feeble voice, it is true, but with even more than his usual crispness and lucidity.

It was with a heavy heart that I walked back into Holmes's bedroom. I feared the worst might have happened while I was away. To my great relief, he had improved a lot during that time. His appearance was still as pale as ever, but all signs of delirium had vanished. He spoke in a weak voice, it's true, but with even more clarity and sharpness than usual.

"Well, did you see him, Watson?"

"Well, did you see him, Watson?"

"Yes; he is coming."

"Yes, he's coming."

"Admirable, Watson! Admirable! You are the best of messengers."

"Well done, Watson! Well done! You’re the best messenger."

"He wished to return with me."

"He wanted to come back with me."

"That would never do, Watson. That would be obviously impossible. Did he ask what ailed me?"

"That won't work, Watson. That would clearly be impossible. Did he ask what was wrong with me?"

"I told him about the Chinese in the East End."

"I told him about the Chinese people in the East End."

"Exactly! Well, Watson, you have done all that a good friend could. You can now disappear from the scene."

"Exactly! Well, Watson, you've done everything a good friend could. You can now leave the scene."

"I must wait and hear his opinion, Holmes."

"I have to wait and hear what he thinks, Holmes."

"Of course you must. But I have reasons to suppose that this opinion would be very much more frank and valuable if he imagines that we are alone. There is just room behind the head of my bed, Watson."

"Of course you must. But I have reasons to believe that this opinion would be much more honest and valuable if he thinks we are alone. There’s just enough space behind the head of my bed, Watson."

"My dear Holmes!"

"My dear Sherlock!"

"I fear there is no alternative, Watson. The room does not lend itself to concealment, which is as well, as it is the less likely to arouse suspicion. But just there, Watson, I fancy that it could be done." Suddenly he sat up with a rigid intentness upon his haggard face. "There are the wheels, Watson. Quick, man, if you love me! And don't budge, whatever happens--whatever happens, do you hear? Don't speak! Don't move! Just listen with all your ears." Then in an instant his sudden access of strength departed, and his masterful, purposeful talk droned away into the low, vague murmurings of a semi-delirious man.

"I fear there's no other option, Watson. The room doesn’t really allow for hiding, which is actually a good thing since it’s less likely to raise suspicion. But right there, Watson, I think it could be done." Suddenly, he sat up with a focused intensity on his haggard face. "There are the wheels, Watson. Quick, man, if you care about me! And don’t move, no matter what happens—whatever happens, do you understand? Don’t speak! Don’t move! Just listen with all your ears." Then in an instant, his sudden burst of strength faded away, and his commanding, purposeful speech drifted off into the low, vague murmurs of a semi-delirious man.

From the hiding-place into which I had been so swiftly hustled I heard the footfalls upon the stair, with the opening and the closing of the bedroom door. Then, to my surprise, there came a long silence, broken only by the heavy breathings and gaspings of the sick man. I could imagine that our visitor was standing by the bedside and looking down at the sufferer. At last that strange hush was broken.

From the hiding spot where I had been quickly shoved, I heard footsteps on the stairs, followed by the opening and closing of the bedroom door. Then, to my surprise, there was a long silence, interrupted only by the heavy breathing and gasping of the sick man. I could picture our visitor standing by the bedside, looking down at the sufferer. Finally, that strange quiet was broken.

"Holmes!" he cried. "Holmes!" in the insistent tone of one who awakens a sleeper. "Can't you hear me, Holmes?" There was a rustling, as if he had shaken the sick man roughly by the shoulder.

"Holmes!" he shouted. "Holmes!" in the urgent tone of someone trying to wake a sleeper. "Can't you hear me, Holmes?" There was some rustling, as if he had roughly shaken the sick man by the shoulder.

"Is that you, Mr. Smith?" Holmes whispered. "I hardly dared hope that you would come."

"Is that you, Mr. Smith?" Holmes whispered. "I barely dared to hope that you would show up."

The other laughed.

The other person laughed.

"I should imagine not," he said. "And yet, you see, I am here. Coals of fire, Holmes--coals of fire!"

"I can’t imagine that," he said. "And yet, you see, I'm here. Coals of fire, Holmes—coals of fire!"

"It is very good of you--very noble of you. I appreciate your special knowledge."

"It’s really generous of you—very noble. I appreciate your expertise."

Our visitor sniggered.

Our visitor laughed quietly.

"You do. You are, fortunately, the only man in London who does. Do you know what is the matter with you?"

"You do. Thankfully, you're the only guy in London who does. Do you know what's wrong with you?"

"The same," said Holmes.

"Same," said Holmes.

"Ah! You recognize the symptoms?"

"Ah! You see the signs?"

"Only too well."

"All too well."

"Well, I shouldn't be surprised, Holmes. I shouldn't be surprised if it WERE the same. A bad lookout for you if it is. Poor Victor was a dead man on the fourth day--a strong, hearty young fellow. It was certainly, as you said, very surprising that he should have contracted an out-of-the-way Asiatic disease in the heart of London--a disease, too, of which I had made such a very special study. Singular coincidence, Holmes. Very smart of you to notice it, but rather uncharitable to suggest that it was cause and effect."

"Well, I shouldn't be surprised, Holmes. I wouldn't be shocked if it is the same. That would be bad news for you if it is. Poor Victor was a goner by the fourth day—a strong, healthy young man. It’s definitely, as you said, quite surprising that he managed to catch such a rare Asiatic disease in the middle of London—a disease I had studied quite closely. Quite a strange coincidence, Holmes. Very clever of you to notice, but a bit unkind to imply that it was cause and effect."

"I knew that you did it."

"I know you did it."

"Oh, you did, did you? Well, you couldn't prove it, anyhow. But what do you think of yourself spreading reports about me like that, and then crawling to me for help the moment you are in trouble? What sort of a game is that--eh?"

"Oh, you did, did you? Well, you couldn't prove it anyway. But what do you think of yourself spreading rumors about me like that and then coming to me for help the moment you're in trouble? What kind of game is that—huh?"

I heard the rasping, laboured breathing of the sick man. "Give me the water!" he gasped.

I heard the harsh, labored breathing of the sick man. "Give me the water!" he gasped.

"You're precious near your end, my friend, but I don't want you to go till I have had a word with you. That's why I give you water. There, don't slop it about! That's right. Can you understand what I say?"

"You're really close to the end, my friend, but I don't want you to leave until we have a chance to talk. That's why I'm giving you water. There, don't spill it everywhere! That's right. Do you understand what I'm saying?"

Holmes groaned.

Holmes sighed.

"Do what you can for me. Let bygones be bygones," he whispered. "I'll put the words out of my head--I swear I will. Only cure me, and I'll forget it."

"Do what you can for me. Let the past be in the past," he whispered. "I'll forget what was said—I promise I will. Just heal me, and I'll move on."

"Forget what?"

"Forget what?"

"Well, about Victor Savage's death. You as good as admitted just now that you had done it. I'll forget it."

"Well, about Victor Savage's death. You practically admitted just now that you did it. I'll let it go."

"You can forget it or remember it, just as you like. I don't see you in the witnessbox. Quite another shaped box, my good Holmes, I assure you. It matters nothing to me that you should know how my nephew died. It's not him we are talking about. It's you."

"You can either forget it or remember it, it's up to you. I don't see you in the witness stand. It's a completely different kind of box, my dear Holmes, I promise you. It doesn't matter to me that you know how my nephew died. He's not the focus here. It's you."

"Yes, yes."

"Yes."

"The fellow who came for me--I've forgotten his name--said that you contracted it down in the East End among the sailors."

"The guy who came for me--I can't remember his name--said that you caught it down in the East End with the sailors."

"I could only account for it so."

"I could only explain it like that."

"You are proud of your brains, Holmes, are you not? Think yourself smart, don't you? You came across someone who was smarter this time. Now cast your mind back, Holmes. Can you think of no other way you could have got this thing?"

"You’re proud of your intelligence, Holmes, aren’t you? You think you’re clever, don’t you? You ran into someone who was smarter this time. Now, think back, Holmes. Can you think of any other way you could have figured this out?"

"I can't think. My mind is gone. For heaven's sake help me!"

"I can't think. My mind is blank. Please, for the love of everything, help me!"

"Yes, I will help you. I'll help you to understand just where you are and how you got there. I'd like you to know before you die."

"Sure, I’ll help you. I’ll help you understand exactly where you are and how you ended up here. I want you to know before you pass away."

"Give me something to ease my pain."

"Give me something to relieve my pain."

"Painful, is it? Yes, the coolies used to do some squealing towards the end. Takes you as cramp, I fancy."

"Does it hurt? Yeah, the workers used to make some noise towards the end. I guess it's like a cramp."

"Yes, yes; it is cramp."

"Yes, yes; it's a cramp."

"Well, you can hear what I say, anyhow. Listen now! Can you remember any unusual incident in your life just about the time your symptoms began?"

"Well, you can hear what I’m saying, anyway. Listen up! Can you remember any unusual event in your life around the time your symptoms started?"

"No, no; nothing."

"No, nothing."

"Think again."

"Reconsider."

"I'm too ill to think."

"I'm too sick to think."

"Well, then, I'll help you. Did anything come by post?"

"Okay, I'll help you. Did anything come in the mail?"

"By post?"

"By mail?"

"A box by chance?"

"Is it a lucky box?"

"I'm fainting--I'm gone!"

"I'm fainting—I'm out of here!"

"Listen, Holmes!" There was a sound as if he was shaking the dying man, and it was all that I could do to hold myself quiet in my hiding-place. "You must hear me. You SHALL hear me. Do you remember a box--an ivory box? It came on Wednesday. You opened it--do you remember?"

"Listen, Holmes!" There was a noise like he was shaking the dying man, and I could barely keep myself quiet in my hiding spot. "You have to hear me. You WILL hear me. Do you remember a box—a box made of ivory? It arrived on Wednesday. You opened it—do you remember?"

"Yes, yes, I opened it. There was a sharp spring inside it. Some joke--"

"Yeah, yeah, I opened it. There was a sharp spring inside. What a joke--"

"It was no joke, as you will find to your cost. You fool, you would have it and you have got it. Who asked you to cross my path? If you had left me alone I would not have hurt you."

"It wasn't a joke, as you'll realize at your expense. You fool, you wanted it, and now you have it. Who told you to get in my way? If you'd just left me alone, I wouldn't have harmed you."

"I remember," Holmes gasped. "The spring! It drew blood. This box--this on the table."

"I remember," Holmes exclaimed. "The spring! It drew blood. This box—this one on the table."

"The very one, by George! And it may as well leave the room in my pocket. There goes your last shred of evidence. But you have the truth now, Holmes, and you can die with the knowledge that I killed you. You knew too much of the fate of Victor Savage, so I have sent you to share it. You are very near your end, Holmes. I will sit here and I will watch you die."

"The very one, I swear! And it might as well stay in my pocket. There goes your last bit of evidence. But now you have the truth, Holmes, and you can go knowing that I killed you. You knew too much about Victor Savage's fate, so I’ve sent you to share it. You're very close to your end, Holmes. I'll sit here and watch you die."

Holmes's voice had sunk to an almost inaudible whisper.

Holmes's voice had dropped to an almost inaudible whisper.

"What is that?" said Smith. "Turn up the gas? Ah, the shadows begin to fall, do they? Yes, I will turn it up, that I may see you the better." He crossed the room and the light suddenly brightened. "Is there any other little service that I can do you, my friend?"

"What’s that?" said Smith. "Turn up the gas? Ah, the shadows are starting to fall, huh? Yes, I’ll turn it up so I can see you better." He crossed the room, and the light suddenly got brighter. "Is there anything else I can do for you, my friend?"

"A match and a cigarette."

"A lighter and a cigarette."

I nearly called out in my joy and my amazement. He was speaking in his natural voice--a little weak, perhaps, but the very voice I knew. There was a long pause, and I felt that Culverton Smith was standing in silent amazement looking down at his companion.

I almost shouted out in my excitement and surprise. He was speaking in his normal voice—maybe a little shaky, but it was definitely the voice I recognized. There was a long pause, and I could tell that Culverton Smith was standing there in stunned silence, looking down at his companion.

"What's the meaning of this?" I heard him say at last in a dry, rasping tone.

"What's going on here?" I heard him say finally in a dry, scratchy voice.

"The best way of successfully acting a part is to be it," said Holmes. "I give you my word that for three days I have tasted neither food nor drink until you were good enough to pour me out that glass of water. But it is the tobacco which I find most irksome. Ah, here ARE some cigarettes." I heard the striking of a match. "That is very much better. Halloa! halloa! Do I hear the step of a friend?"

"The best way to really play a role is to become it," said Holmes. "I promise you that for three days I haven't had any food or drink until you kindly poured me that glass of water. But it’s the lack of tobacco that bothers me the most. Ah, here are some cigarettes." I heard a match strike. "That’s a lot better. Hey! Hey! Do I hear the footsteps of a friend?"

There were footfalls outside, the door opened, and Inspector Morton appeared.

There were footsteps outside, the door opened, and Inspector Morton walked in.

"All is in order and this is your man," said Holmes.

"Everything is set, and this is your guy," said Holmes.

The officer gave the usual cautions.

The officer gave the usual warnings.

"I arrest you on the charge of the murder of one Victor Savage," he concluded.

"I’m arresting you for the murder of Victor Savage," he finished.

"And you might add of the attempted murder of one Sherlock Holmes," remarked my friend with a chuckle. "To save an invalid trouble, Inspector, Mr. Culverton Smith was good enough to give our signal by turning up the gas. By the way, the prisoner has a small box in the right-hand pocket of his coat which it would be as well to remove. Thank you. I would handle it gingerly if I were you. Put it down here. It may play its part in the trial."

"And you could also mention the attempted murder of one Sherlock Holmes," my friend said with a laugh. "To spare an invalid the hassle, Inspector, Mr. Culverton Smith kindly signaled us by turning up the gas. By the way, the prisoner has a small box in the right pocket of his coat that should probably be taken out. Thank you. I’d be careful with it if I were you. Just set it down here. It might be important for the trial."

There was a sudden rush and a scuffle, followed by the clash of iron and a cry of pain.

There was a quick rush and a struggle, followed by the sound of metal hitting metal and a cry of agony.

"You'll only get yourself hurt," said the inspector. "Stand still, will you?" There was the click of the closing handcuffs.

"You'll just end up getting hurt," said the inspector. "Stay still, okay?" There was the sound of the handcuffs clicking shut.

"A nice trap!" cried the high, snarling voice. "It will bring YOU into the dock, Holmes, not me. He asked me to come here to cure him. I was sorry for him and I came. Now he will pretend, no doubt, that I have said anything which he may invent which will corroborate his insane suspicions. You can lie as you like, Holmes. My word is always as good as yours."

"A nice trap!" shouted the high, snarling voice. "It’s going to land YOU in trouble, Holmes, not me. He asked me to come here to help him. I felt sorry for him, so I came. Now he’ll probably act like I’ve said something that supports his crazy suspicions. You can lie all you want, Holmes. My word is always just as good as yours."

"Good heavens!" cried Holmes. "I had totally forgotten him. My dear Watson, I owe you a thousand apologies. To think that I should have overlooked you! I need not introduce you to Mr. Culverton Smith, since I understand that you met somewhat earlier in the evening. Have you the cab below? I will follow you when I am dressed, for I may be of some use at the station.

"Good grief!" exclaimed Holmes. "I completely forgot about him. My dear Watson, I owe you a huge apology. To think that I could have overlooked you! I don't need to introduce you to Mr. Culverton Smith, since I hear you met earlier this evening. Do you have the cab waiting downstairs? I’ll catch up with you once I'm dressed, as I might be able to help at the station."

"I never needed it more," said Holmes as he refreshed himself with a glass of claret and some biscuits in the intervals of his toilet. "However, as you know, my habits are irregular, and such a feat means less to me than to most men. It was very essential that I should impress Mrs. Hudson with the reality of my condition, since she was to convey it to you, and you in turn to him. You won't be offended, Watson? You will realize that among your many talents dissimulation finds no place, and that if you had shared my secret you would never have been able to impress Smith with the urgent necessity of his presence, which was the vital point of the whole scheme. Knowing his vindictive nature, I was perfectly certain that he would come to look upon his handiwork."

"I've never needed it more," said Holmes, as he poured himself a glass of claret and munched on some biscuits while getting ready. "But you know how my habits are a bit unpredictable, so this kind of thing means less to me than it does to most people. It was really important that I made Mrs. Hudson believe in my condition, since she was going to tell you, and you would, in turn, inform him. You won't take offense, right, Watson? You understand that among your many skills, pretending isn’t one of them, and if you knew my secret, you would never have been able to convince Smith of the urgent need for his presence, which was the crucial part of the whole plan. Knowing his vengeful nature, I was certain he would come to see his handiwork."

"But your appearance, Holmes--your ghastly face?"

"But your look, Holmes--your awful face?"

"Three days of absolute fast does not improve one's beauty, Watson. For the rest, there is nothing which a sponge may not cure. With vaseline upon one's forehead, belladonna in one's eyes, rouge over the cheek-bones, and crusts of beeswax round one's lips, a very satisfying effect can be produced. Malingering is a subject upon which I have sometimes thought of writing a monograph. A little occasional talk about half-crowns, oysters, or any other extraneous subject produces a pleasing effect of delirium."

"Three days of complete fasting doesn't make you more beautiful, Watson. Aside from that, there's nothing a sponge can't fix. With some vaseline on your forehead, belladonna in your eyes, rouge on your cheekbones, and beeswax around your lips, you can create a pretty impressive look. I've often considered writing a detailed paper on malingering. A bit of casual conversation about half-crowns, oysters, or any other random topic creates a nice feeling of delirium."

"But why would you not let me near you, since there was in truth no infection?"

"But why won't you let me near you, when there really isn't any infection?"

"Can you ask, my dear Watson? Do you imagine that I have no respect for your medical talents? Could I fancy that your astute judgment would pass a dying man who, however weak, had no rise of pulse or temperature? At four yards, I could deceive you. If I failed to do so, who would bring my Smith within my grasp? No, Watson, I would not touch that box. You can just see if you look at it sideways where the sharp spring like a viper's tooth emerges as you open it. I dare say it was by some such device that poor Savage, who stood between this monster and a reversion, was done to death. My correspondence, however, is, as you know, a varied one, and I am somewhat upon my guard against any packages which reach me. It was clear to me, however, that by pretending that he had really succeeded in his design I might surprise a confession. That pretence I have carried out with the thoroughness of the true artist. Thank you, Watson, you must help me on with my coat. When we have finished at the police-station I think that something nutritious at Simpson's would not be out of place."

"Can you ask, my dear Watson? Do you think I have no respect for your medical skills? Could I believe that your sharp judgment would overlook a dying man who, despite being weak, had no rise in pulse or temperature? From four yards away, I could fool you. If I failed to do that, who would help me get my Smith? No, Watson, I won’t touch that box. You can only see it at an angle where the sharp spring, like a viper's fang, pops out as you open it. I suspect it was some trick like this that got poor Savage, who was caught between this monster and a legacy, killed. My correspondence, as you know, is quite varied, and I’m always cautious about packages that come my way. However, it was clear to me that by pretending he truly succeeded in his plan, I could catch him off guard and get a confession. I’ve carried that pretense out like a true artist. Thank you, Watson; you need to help me with my coat. Once we’re done at the police station, I think a nutritious meal at Simpson's would be just right."






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