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A MARTIAN ODYSSEY
Jarvis stretched himself as luxuriously as he could in the cramped general quarters of the Ares.
Jarvis stretched out as comfortably as he could in the tight common area of the Ares.
"Air you can breathe!" he exulted. "It feels as thick as soup after the thin stuff out there!" He nodded at the Martian landscape stretching flat and desolate in the light of the nearer moon, beyond the glass of the port.
"Air you can breathe!" he cheered. "It feels as thick as soup after the thin stuff out there!" He nodded toward the Martian landscape spreading flat and desolate in the light of the closer moon, beyond the glass of the port.
The other three stared at him sympathetically—Putz, the engineer, Leroy, the biologist, and Harrison, the astronomer and captain of the expedition. Dick Jarvis was chemist of the famous crew, the Ares expedition, first human beings to set foot on the mysterious neighbor of the earth, the planet Mars. This, of course, was in the old days, less than twenty years after the mad American Doheny perfected the atomic blast at the cost of his life, and only a decade after the equally mad Cardoza rode on it to the moon. They were true pioneers, these four of the Ares. Except for a half-dozen moon expeditions and the ill-fated de Lancey flight aimed at the seductive orb of Venus, they were the first men to feel other gravity than earth's, and certainly the first successful crew to leave the earth-moon system. And they deserved that success when one considers the difficulties and discomforts—the months spent in acclimatization chambers back on earth, learning to breathe the air as tenuous as that of Mars, the challenging of the void in the tiny rocket driven by the cranky reaction motors of the twenty-first century, and mostly the facing of an absolutely unknown world.
The other three looked at him with sympathy—Putz, the engineer, Leroy, the biologist, and Harrison, the astronomer and captain of the expedition. Dick Jarvis was the chemist of the famous crew, the Ares expedition, the first humans to set foot on Mars, Earth's mysterious neighbor. This was back in the old days, less than twenty years after the eccentric American Doheny perfected the atomic blast at the cost of his life, and only a decade after the equally eccentric Cardoza rode it to the moon. These four from the Ares were true pioneers. Aside from a handful of moon missions and the doomed de Lancey flight targeted at the tempting planet Venus, they were the first men to experience gravity other than Earth's and certainly the first successful crew to leave the Earth-Moon system. They earned that success when you consider the challenges and discomforts—months spent in acclimatization chambers back on Earth, learning to breathe air as thin as that of Mars, braving the void in the tiny rocket powered by the finicky reaction motors of the twenty-first century, and, most importantly, confronting an entirely unknown world.
Jarvis stretched and fingered the raw and peeling tip of his frost-bitten nose. He sighed again contentedly.
Jarvis stretched and touched the raw, peeling tip of his frostbitten nose. He sighed again, feeling content.
"Well," exploded Harrison abruptly, "are we going to hear what happened? You set out all shipshape in an auxiliary rocket, we don't get a peep for ten days, and finally Putz here picks you out of a lunatic ant-heap with a freak ostrich as your pal! Spill it, man!"
"Well," Harrison burst out suddenly, "are we going to find out what happened? You left all organized in an extra rocket, and we didn't hear a thing for ten days, and finally Putz here finds you in a crazy mess with a weird ostrich as your buddy! Come on, tell us!"
"Speel?" queried Leroy perplexedly. "Speel what?"
"Play?" Leroy asked, confused. "Play what?"
"He means 'spiel'," explained Putz soberly. "It iss to tell."
"He means 'spiel'," Putz explained seriously. "It means to tell."
Jarvis met Harrison's amused glance without the shadow of a smile. "That's right, Karl," he said in grave agreement with Putz. "Ich spiel es!" He grunted comfortably and began.
Jarvis met Harrison's amused glance without a hint of a smile. "That's right, Karl," he said seriously in agreement with Putz. "Ich spiel es!" He grunted contentedly and began.
"According to orders," he said, "I watched Karl here take off toward the North, and then I got into my flying sweat-box and headed South. You'll remember, Cap—we had orders not to land, but just scout about for points of interest. I set the two cameras clicking and buzzed along, riding pretty high—about two thousand feet—for a couple of reasons. First, it gave the cameras a greater field, and second, the under-jets travel so far in this half-vacuum they call air here that they stir up dust if you move low."
"Following orders," he said, "I saw Karl take off toward the North, and then I jumped into my cramped airplane and headed South. You'll remember, Cap—we were told not to land, just to scout for points of interest. I got the two cameras rolling and flew along, staying pretty high—about two thousand feet—for a couple of reasons. First, it gave the cameras a wider view, and second, the undercurrents travel so far in this half-vacuum they call air that they kick up dust if you fly low."
"We know all that from Putz," grunted Harrison. "I wish you'd saved the films, though. They'd have paid the cost of this junket; remember how the public mobbed the first moon pictures?"
"We know all that from Putz," grunted Harrison. "I wish you’d saved the films, though. They would have covered the cost of this trip; remember how the public went crazy over the first moon pictures?"
"The films are safe," retorted Jarvis. "Well," he resumed, "as I said, I buzzed along at a pretty good clip; just as we figured, the wings haven't much lift in this air at less than a hundred miles per hour, and even then I had to use the under-jets.
"The films are safe," Jarvis shot back. "Well," he continued, "as I mentioned, I was flying pretty fast; just like we expected, the wings don’t provide much lift in this air at less than a hundred miles per hour, and even then, I had to use the under-jets."
"So, with the speed and the altitude and the blurring caused by the under-jets, the seeing wasn't any too good. I could see enough, though, to distinguish that what I sailed over was just more of this grey plain that we'd been examining the whole week since our landing—same blobby growths and the same eternal carpet of crawling little plant-animals, or biopods, as Leroy calls them. So I sailed along, calling back my position every hour as instructed, and not knowing whether you heard me."
"So, with the speed, altitude, and the blur from the under-jets, visibility wasn't great. I could see enough to tell that what I was flying over was just more of the grey plain we had been checking out all week since we landed—same weird growths and the same endless carpet of tiny crawling plant-animals, or biopods, as Leroy calls them. So I kept flying along, reporting my position every hour as instructed, unsure if you were hearing me."
"I did!" snapped Harrison.
"I did!" Harrison snapped.
"A hundred and fifty miles south," continued Jarvis imperturbably, "the surface changed to a sort of low plateau, nothing but desert and orange-tinted sand. I figured that we were right p. 3 in our guess, then, and this grey plain we dropped on was really the Mare Cimmerium which would make my orange desert the region called Xanthus. If I were right, I ought to hit another grey plain, the Mare Chronium in another couple of hundred miles, and then another orange desert, Thyle I or II. And so I did."
"A hundred and fifty miles south," Jarvis said calmly, "the landscape turned into a low plateau, just desert and orange-tinted sand. I figured we were spot on with our guess, and this grey plain we landed on was actually the Mare Cimmerium, which meant my orange desert was the area known as Xanthus. If I was correct, I should encounter another grey plain, the Mare Chronium in another couple hundred miles, followed by another orange desert, Thyle I or II. And that’s exactly what happened."
"Putz verified our position a week and a half ago!" grumbled the captain. "Let's get to the point."
"Putz confirmed our location a week and a half ago!" the captain complained. "Let's cut to the chase."
"Coming!" remarked Jarvis. "Twenty miles into Thyle—believe it or not—I crossed a canal!"
"Coming!" Jarvis said. "Twenty miles into Thyle—believe it or not—I crossed a canal!"
"Putz photographed a hundred! Let's hear something new!"
"Putz took a hundred photos! Let's hear something different!"
"And did he also see a city?"
"And did he also see a city?"
"Twenty of 'em, if you call those heaps of mud cities!"
"Twenty of them, if you can call those piles of mud cities!"
"Well," observed Jarvis, "from here on I'll be telling a few things Putz didn't see!" He rubbed his tingling nose, and continued. "I knew that I had sixteen hours of daylight at this season, so eight hours—eight hundred miles—from here, I decided to turn back. I was still over Thyle, whether I or II I'm not sure, not more than twenty-five miles into it. And right there, Putz's pet motor quit!"
"Well," said Jarvis, "from here on I'm going to share a few things Putz missed!" He rubbed his tingling nose and continued. "I knew I had sixteen hours of daylight at this time of year, so after eight hours—eight hundred miles—from here, I decided to turn back. I was still over Thyle, not sure if it was I or II, only about twenty-five miles in. And right there, Putz's favorite motor broke down!"
"Quit? How?" Putz was solicitous.
"Quit? How?" Putz was helpful.
"The atomic blast got weak. I started losing altitude right away, and suddenly there I was with a thump right in the middle of Thyle! Smashed my nose on the window, too!" He rubbed the injured member ruefully.
"The atomic blast weakened. I started losing altitude immediately, and suddenly I thudded right in the middle of Thyle! I smashed my nose on the window, too!" He rubbed his injured nose sadly.
"Did you maybe try vashing der combustion chamber mit acid sulphuric?" inquired Putz. "Sometimes der lead giffs a secondary radiation—"
"Did you maybe try washing the combustion chamber with sulfuric acid?" Putz asked. "Sometimes the lead gives off secondary radiation—"
"Naw!" said Jarvis disgustedly. "I wouldn't try that, of course—not more than ten times! Besides, the bump flattened the landing gear and busted off the under-jets. Suppose I got the thing working—what then? Ten miles with the blast coming right out of the bottom and I'd have melted the floor from under me!" He rubbed his nose again. "Lucky for me a pound only weighs seven ounces here, or I'd have been mashed flat!"
"Nah!" Jarvis said, feeling disgusted. "I wouldn't even try that, not more than ten times! Besides, the bump wrecked the landing gear and broke off the under-jets. What if I actually got it working—then what? Ten miles with the blast shooting out from the bottom, and I’d end up melting the floor beneath me!" He rubbed his nose again. "Thank goodness a pound only weighs seven ounces here, or I'd have been squashed flat!"
"I could have fixed!" ejaculated the engineer. "I bet it vas not serious."
"I could have fixed it!" exclaimed the engineer. "I bet it wasn’t serious."
"Probably not," agreed Jarvis sarcastically. "Only it wouldn't fly. Nothing serious, but I had my choice of waiting to be picked p. 4 up or trying to walk back—eight hundred miles, and perhaps twenty days before we had to leave! Forty miles a day! Well," he concluded, "I chose to walk. Just as much chance of being picked up, and it kept me busy."
"Probably not," Jarvis said with a sarcastic tone. "But it wouldn't work. Nothing major, but I could either wait to be picked up or try to walk back—eight hundred miles, and maybe twenty days before we had to leave! Forty miles a day! Well," he wrapped up, "I chose to walk. Just as much chance of getting picked up, and it kept me occupied."
"We'd have found you," said Harrison.
"We would have found you," said Harrison.
"No doubt. Anyway, I rigged up a harness from some seat straps, and put the water tank on my back, took a cartridge belt and revolver, and some iron rations, and started out."
"No doubt. Anyway, I made a harness out of some seat straps, put the water tank on my back, grabbed a cartridge belt and revolver, packed some iron rations, and set off."
"Water tank!" exclaimed the little biologist, Leroy. "She weigh one-quarter ton!"
"Water tank!" shouted the young biologist, Leroy. "It weighs a quarter ton!"
"Wasn't full. Weighed about two hundred and fifty pounds earth-weight, which is eighty-five here. Then, besides, my own personal two hundred and ten pounds is only seventy on Mars, so, tank and all, I grossed a hundred and fifty-five, or fifty-five pounds less than my everyday earth-weight. I figured on that when I undertook the forty-mile daily stroll. Oh—of course I took a thermo-skin sleeping bag for these wintry Martian nights.
"Wasn't full. Weighed about two hundred and fifty pounds on Earth, which is eighty-five here. Then, my own two hundred and ten pounds is only seventy on Mars, so with the tank and everything, I weighed a hundred and fifty-five, or fifty-five pounds less than my usual weight back on Earth. I accounted for that when I planned the forty-mile daily walk. Oh—of course I brought a thermo-skin sleeping bag for these cold Martian nights."
"Off I went, bouncing along pretty quickly. Eight hours of daylight meant twenty miles or more. It got tiresome, of course—plugging along over a soft sand desert with nothing to see, not even Leroy's crawling biopods. But an hour or so brought me to the canal—just a dry ditch about four hundred feet wide, and straight as a railroad on its own company map.
"Off I went, bouncing along pretty quickly. Eight hours of daylight meant twenty miles or more. It got tiresome, of course—trudging over a soft sand desert with nothing to see, not even Leroy's slow-moving biopods. But after about an hour, I reached the canal—just a dry ditch about four hundred feet wide, and straight as a railroad on its own company map."
"There'd been water in it sometime, though. The ditch was covered with what looked like a nice green lawn. Only, as I approached, the lawn moved out of my way!"
"There had been water in it at some point, though. The ditch was covered with what looked like a nice green lawn. But as I got closer, the lawn shifted aside!"
"Eh?" said Leroy.
"Eh?" Leroy asked.
"Yeah, it was a relative of your biopods. I caught one—a little grass-like blade about as long as my finger, with two thin, stemmy legs."
"Yeah, it was a relative of your biopods. I caught one—a small, grass-like blade about the length of my finger, with two thin, stem-like legs."
"He is where?" Leroy was eager.
"Where is he?" Leroy asked eagerly.
"He is let go! I had to move, so I plowed along with the walking grass opening in front and closing behind. And then I was out on the orange desert of Thyle again.
"He’s been set free! I had to keep going, so I pushed through the grass that parted in front of me and closed up behind. And then I was back out on the orange desert of Thyle again."
"I plugged steadily along, cussing the sand that made going so tiresome, and, incidentally, cussing that cranky motor of yours, Karl. It was just before twilight that I reached the edge of Thyle, and looked down over the gray Mare Chronium. And I knew there was seventy-five miles of that to be walked over, and then a p. 5 couple of hundred miles of that Xanthus desert, and about as much more Mare Cimmerium. Was I pleased? I started cussing you fellows for not picking me up!"
"I kept trudging along, cursing the sand that made everything so exhausting, and also grumbling about your temperamental motor, Karl. Just before sunset, I hit the outskirts of Thyle and looked out over the gray Mare Chronium. I realized there were seventy-five miles of that to walk, followed by a couple hundred miles of the Xanthus desert, and about the same amount more of the Mare Cimmerium. Was I happy? I started cursing you guys for not picking me up!"
"We were trying, you sap!" said Harrison.
"We were trying, you fool!" said Harrison.
"That didn't help. Well, I figured I might as well use what was left of daylight in getting down the cliff that bounded Thyle. I found an easy place, and down I went. Mare Chronium was just the same sort of place as this—crazy leafless plants and a bunch of crawlers; I gave it a glance and hauled out my sleeping bag. Up to that time, you know, I hadn't seen anything worth worrying about on this half-dead world—nothing dangerous, that is."
"That didn't help. I figured I might as well use the remaining daylight to get down the cliff that bordered Thyle. I found an easy spot and made my way down. Mare Chronium looked just like this—wild, leafless plants and a bunch of crawlers; I took a quick look and pulled out my sleeping bag. Up to that point, I hadn’t seen anything worth worrying about on this half-dead world—nothing dangerous, that is."
"Did you?" queried Harrison.
"Did you?" asked Harrison.
"Did I! You'll hear about it when I come to it. Well, I was just about to turn in when suddenly I heard the wildest sort of shenanigans!"
"Did I! You'll hear about it when I get to that part. Well, I was just about to go to bed when suddenly I heard the craziest kind of commotion!"
"Vot iss shenanigans?" inquired Putz.
"What is this nonsense?" asked Putz.
"He says, 'Je ne sais quoi,'" explained Leroy. "It is to say, 'I don't know what.'"
"He says, 'Je ne sais quoi,'" Leroy explained. "That means, 'I don't know what.'"
"That's right," agreed Jarvis. "I didn't know what, so I sneaked over to find out. There was a racket like a flock of crows eating a bunch of canaries—whistles, cackles, caws, trills, and what have you. I rounded a clump of stumps, and there was Tweel!"
"That's right," Jarvis said. "I had no idea what was going on, so I quietly went over to check it out. It was a noisy mess, like a bunch of crows attacking some canaries—whistles, cackles, caws, trills, and all sorts of sounds. I moved around some stumps, and there was Tweel!"
"Tweel?" said Harrison, and "Tveel?" said Leroy and Putz.
"Tweel?" Harrison asked, and "Tveel?" Leroy and Putz replied.
"That freak ostrich," explained the narrator. "At least, Tweel is as near as I can pronounce it without sputtering. He called it something like 'Trrrweerrlll.'"
"That weird ostrich," the narrator explained. "At least, Tweel is about as close as I can say it without stumbling. He called it something like 'Trrrweerrlll.'"
"What was he doing?" asked the Captain.
"What was he up to?" asked the Captain.
"He was being eaten! And squealing, of course, as any one would."
"He was being eaten! And screaming, of course, like anyone would."
"Eaten! By what?"
"Eaten! By who?"
"I found out later. All I could see then was a bunch of black ropy arms tangled around what looked like, as Putz described it to you, an ostrich. I wasn't going to interfere, naturally; if both creatures were dangerous, I'd have one less to worry about.
I found out later. All I could see then was a bunch of black, ropy arms tangled around what looked like, as Putz described it to you, an ostrich. I wasn't going to interfere, of course; if both creatures were dangerous, I'd have one less to worry about.
"But the bird-like thing was putting up a good battle, dealing vicious blows with an eighteen-inch beak, between screeches. And besides, I caught a glimpse or two of what was on the end of those arms!" Jarvis shuddered. "But the clincher was when I p. 6 noticed a little black bag or case hung about the neck of the bird-thing! It was intelligent! That or tame, I assumed. Anyway, it clinched my decision. I pulled out my automatic and fired into what I could see of its antagonist.
"But the bird-like creature was putting up a strong fight, landing vicious hits with its eighteen-inch beak, punctuated by screeches. Plus, I caught a glimpse or two of what was at the end of those arms!" Jarvis shuddered. "But the real kicker was when I p. 6 noticed a little black bag or case hanging around the neck of the bird-thing! It was either intelligent or domesticated, I figured. Either way, it decided my course of action. I pulled out my gun and fired at what I could see of its opponent."
"There was a flurry of tentacles and a spurt of black corruption, and then the thing, with a disgusting sucking noise, pulled itself and its arms into a hole in the ground. The other let out a series of clacks, staggered around on legs about as thick as golf sticks, and turned suddenly to face me. I held my weapon ready, and the two of us stared at each other.
"There was a rush of tentacles and a burst of black sludge, and then the creature, with a gross sucking sound, pulled itself and its arms into a hole in the ground. The other made a series of clacking noises, staggered around on legs as thin as golf clubs, and suddenly turned to face me. I kept my weapon ready, and we both stared at each other."
"The Martian wasn't a bird, really. It wasn't even bird-like, except just at first glance. It had a beak all right, and a few feathery appendages, but the beak wasn't really a beak. It was somewhat flexible; I could see the tip bend slowly from side to side; it was almost like a cross between a beak and a trunk. It had four-toed feet, and four fingered things—hands, you'd have to call them, and a little roundish body, and a long neck ending in a tiny head—and that beak. It stood an inch or so taller than I, and—well, Putz saw it!"
"The Martian wasn't really a bird. It didn't even look bird-like, not really, except at first glance. It definitely had a beak and a few feathery appendages, but the beak wasn't exactly a beak. It was somewhat flexible; I could see the tip bending slowly from side to side; it was almost like a mix between a beak and a trunk. It had four-toed feet and four-fingered things—hands, you'd have to call them—and a small roundish body, plus a long neck that ended in a tiny head—and that beak. It stood about an inch taller than me, and—well, Putz saw it!"
The engineer nodded. "Ja! I saw!"
The engineer nodded. "Yes! I saw!"
Jarvis continued. "So—we stared at each other. Finally the creature went into a series of clackings and twitterings and held out its hands toward me, empty. I took that as a gesture of friendship."
Jarvis went on. "So—we just looked at each other. Finally, the creature started making a bunch of clicking and chirping sounds and reached out its empty hands toward me. I took that as a sign of friendship."
"Perhaps," suggested Harrison, "it looked at that nose of yours and thought you were its brother!"
"Maybe," Harrison suggested, "it saw that nose of yours and thought you were its brother!"
"Huh! You can be funny without talking! Anyway, I put up my gun and said 'Aw, don't mention it,' or something of the sort, and the thing came over and we were pals.
"Huh! You can be funny without saying a word! Anyway, I put my gun away and said, 'Aw, don’t mention it,' or something like that, and then it came over and we became friends."
"By that time, the sun was pretty low and I knew that I'd better build a fire or get into my thermo-skin. I decided on the fire. I picked a spot at the base of the Thyle cliff, where the rock could reflect a little heat on my back. I started breaking off chunks of this desiccated Martian vegetation, and my companion caught the idea and brought in an armful. I reached for a match, but the Martian fished into his pouch and brought out something that looked like a glowing coal; one touch of it, and the fire was blazing—and you all know what a job we have starting a fire in this atmosphere!
"By that time, the sun was pretty low, and I knew I’d better start a fire or put on my thermal suit. I went with the fire. I chose a spot at the base of the Thyle cliff where the rock would reflect some heat onto my back. I began breaking off pieces of the dried Martian plants, and my companion caught on and brought an armful too. I reached for a match, but the Martian dug into his pouch and pulled out something that looked like a glowing coal; just one touch of it, and the fire was roaring—and you all know how tough it is to start a fire in this atmosphere!"
"And that bag of his!" continued the narrator. "That was a manufactured article, my friends; press an end and she popped open—press the middle and she sealed so perfectly you couldn't see the line. Better than zippers.
"And that bag of his!" the narrator went on. "That was a specially made item, my friends; press one end and it popped open—press the middle and it sealed so perfectly you couldn't see the line. Better than zippers."
"Well, we stared at the fire a while and I decided to attempt some sort of communication with the Martian. I pointed at myself and said 'Dick'; he caught the drift immediately, stretched a bony claw at me and repeated 'Tick.' Then I pointed at him, and he gave that whistle I called Tweel; I can't imitate his accent. Things were going smoothly; to emphasize the names, I repeated 'Dick,' and then, pointing at him, 'Tweel.'
"Well, we stared at the fire for a bit, and I figured I’d try to communicate with the Martian. I pointed at myself and said 'Dick'; he got it right away, reached out with a skinny claw, and said 'Tick.' Then I pointed at him, and he made that whistle I called Tweel; I can't mimic his accent. Everything was going well; to reinforce the names, I repeated 'Dick,' and then, pointing at him, 'Tweel.'
"There we stuck! He gave some clacks that sounded negative, and said something like 'P-p-p-proot.' And that was just the beginning; I was always 'Tick,' but as for him—part of the time he was 'Tweel,' and part of the time he was 'P-p-p-proot,' and part of the time he was sixteen other noises!
"There we were, stuck! He made some sounds that seemed negative and said something like 'P-p-p-proot.' And that was just the start; I was always 'Tick,' but as for him—sometimes he was 'Tweel,' other times he was 'P-p-p-proot,' and then there were times he made sixteen other noises!"
"We just couldn't connect. I tried 'rock,' and I tried 'star,' and 'tree,' and 'fire,' and Lord knows what else, and try as I would, I couldn't get a single word! Nothing was the same for two successive minutes, and if that's a language, I'm an alchemist! Finally I gave it up and called him Tweel, and that seemed to do.
"We just couldn't connect. I tried 'rock,' then 'star,' 'tree,' 'fire,' and God knows what else, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get a single word! Nothing was consistent for even two minutes, and if that's a language, then I'm an alchemist! Eventually, I gave up and called him Tweel, and that seemed to work."
"But Tweel hung on to some of my words. He remembered a couple of them, which I suppose is a great achievement if you're used to a language you have to make up as you go along. But I couldn't get the hang of his talk; either I missed some subtle point or we just didn't think alike—and I rather believe the latter view.
"But Tweel held on to some of my words. He remembered a few of them, which I guess is a big deal if you're used to a language you have to invent on the fly. But I couldn't figure out his way of speaking; either I missed some subtle point or we just didn't think the same—and I really believe it's the latter."
"I've other reasons for believing that. After a while I gave up the language business, and tried mathematics. I scratched two plus two equals four on the ground, and demonstrated it with pebbles. Again Tweel caught the idea, and informed me that three plus three equals six. Once more we seemed to be getting somewhere.
"I have other reasons for believing that. After a while, I gave up on language and tried mathematics. I wrote two plus two equals four on the ground and showed it with pebbles. Again, Tweel understood the concept and told me that three plus three equals six. Once more, it felt like we were making progress."
"So, knowing that Tweel had at least a grammar school education, I drew a circle for the sun, pointing first at it, and then at the last glow of the sun. Then I sketched in Mercury, and Venus, and Mother Earth, and Mars, and finally, pointing to Mars, I swept my hand around in a sort of inclusive gesture to indicate that Mars was our current environment. I was working up to putting over the idea that my home was on the earth.
"So, knowing that Tweel had at least a basic education, I drew a circle for the sun, first pointing at it and then at the last light of the sun. Then I drew in Mercury, Venus, Earth, and Mars, and finally, pointing to Mars, I moved my hand in a sweeping gesture to show that Mars was our current environment. I was building up to the idea that my home was on Earth."
"Tweel understood my diagram all right. He poked his beak at it, and with a great deal of trilling and clucking, he added Deimos and Phobos to Mars, and then sketched in the earth's moon!
"Tweel got my diagram just fine. He tapped at it with his beak, and with a lot of trilling and clucking, he added Deimos and Phobos to Mars, and then drew in Earth's moon!"
"Do you see what that proves? It proves that Tweel's race uses telescopes—that they're civilized!"
"Do you see what that shows? It shows that Tweel's race uses telescopes—that they're advanced!"
"Does not!" snapped Harrison. "The moon is visible from here as a fifth magnitude star. They could see its revolution with the naked eye."
"Does not!" snapped Harrison. "The moon looks like a fifth magnitude star from here. You can see its orbit with the naked eye."
"The moon, yes!" said Jarvis. "You've missed my point. Mercury isn't visible! And Tweel knew of Mercury because he placed the Moon at the third planet, not the second. If he didn't know Mercury, he'd put the earth second, and Mars third, instead of fourth! See?"
"The moon, right!" Jarvis said. "You didn’t get what I was saying. Mercury isn’t visible! And Tweel knew about Mercury because he put the Moon at the third planet, not the second. If he didn’t know about Mercury, he would have placed Earth second and Mars third, instead of fourth! Get it?"
"Humph!" said Harrison.
"Humph!" Harrison said.
"Anyway," proceeded Jarvis, "I went on with my lesson. Things were going smoothly, and it looked as if I could put the idea over. I pointed at the earth on my diagram, and then at myself, and then, to clinch it, I pointed to myself and then to the earth itself shining bright green almost at the zenith.
"Anyway," Jarvis continued, "I carried on with my lesson. Things were going well, and it seemed like I could get the idea across. I pointed at the earth on my diagram, then at myself, and to really drive it home, I pointed to myself and then to the earth itself, glowing bright green almost at the top."
"Tweel set up such an excited clacking that I was certain he understood. He jumped up and down, and suddenly he pointed at himself and then at the sky, and then at himself and at the sky again. He pointed at his middle and then at Arcturus, at his head and then at Spica, at his feet and then at half a dozen stars, while I just gaped at him. Then, all of a sudden, he gave a tremendous leap. Man, what a hop! He shot straight up into the starlight, seventy-five feet if an inch! I saw him silhouetted against the sky, saw him turn and come down at me head first, and land smack on his beak like a javelin! There he stuck square in the center of my sun-circle in the sand—a bull's eye!"
"Tweel made such an excited clacking that I was sure he got it. He jumped up and down, and suddenly pointed at himself and then at the sky, and then back to himself and the sky again. He pointed at his stomach and then at Arcturus, at his head and then at Spica, at his feet and then at half a dozen stars, while I just stared at him. Then, out of nowhere, he took an enormous leap. Wow, what a jump! He shot straight up into the starlight, seventy-five feet if not more! I saw him silhouetted against the sky, saw him turn and come down towards me head first, and land right on his beak like a javelin! There he stuck, right in the center of my sun-circle in the sand—a bull's eye!"
"Nuts!" observed the captain. "Plain nuts!"
"Nuts!" the captain remarked. "Just plain nuts!"
"That's what I thought, too! I just stared at him open-mouthed while he pulled his head out of the sand and stood up. Then I figured he'd missed my point, and I went through the whole blamed rigamarole again, and it ended the same way, with Tweel on his nose in the middle of my picture!"
"That's what I thought, too! I just stared at him in disbelief while he pulled his head out of the sand and stood up. Then I realized he had missed my point, so I went through the whole complicated explanation again, and it ended the same way, with Tweel on his nose in the middle of my picture!"
"Maybe it's a religious rite," suggested Harrison.
"Maybe it’s some kind of religious ritual," suggested Harrison.
"Maybe," said Jarvis dubiously. "Well, there we were. We p. 9 could exchange ideas up to a certain point, and then—blooey! Something in us was different, unrelated; I don't doubt that Tweel thought me just as screwy as I thought him. Our minds simply looked at the world from different viewpoints, and perhaps his viewpoint is as true as ours. But—we couldn't get together, that's all. Yet, in spite of all difficulties, I liked Tweel, and I have a queer certainty that he liked me."
"Maybe," Jarvis replied skeptically. "So, there we were. We p. 9 could share ideas up to a point, and then—boom! Something in us was different, unrelated; I have no doubt that Tweel thought I was just as odd as I thought he was. Our minds simply viewed the world from different angles, and maybe his perspective is just as valid as ours. But—we couldn't connect, that's all. Still, despite all the challenges, I really liked Tweel, and I have this strange feeling that he liked me too."
"Nuts!" repeated the captain. "Just daffy!"
"Nuts!" the captain said again. "Just crazy!"
"Yeah? Wait and see. A couple of times I've thought that perhaps we—" He paused, and then resumed his narrative. "Anyway, I finally gave it up, and got into my thermo-skin to sleep. The fire hadn't kept me any too warm, but that damned sleeping bag did. Got stuffy five minutes after I closed myself in. I opened it a little and bingo! Some eighty-below-zero air hit my nose, and that's when I got this pleasant little frostbite to add to the bump I acquired during the crash of my rocket.
"Yeah? Just wait and see. There were a few times I thought maybe we—" He stopped, then continued his story. "Anyway, I eventually gave up and put on my thermo-skin to sleep. The fire didn’t keep me very warm, but that damn sleeping bag sure did. It got stuffy just five minutes after I zipped it up. I opened it a bit and bam! Some air at around eighty degrees below zero hit my nose, and that’s when I got this nice little frostbite to go along with the bump I got from the crash of my rocket."
"I don't know what Tweel made of my sleeping. He sat around, but when I woke up, he was gone. I'd just crawled out of my bag, though, when I heard some twittering, and there he came, sailing down from that three-story Thyle cliff to alight on his beak beside me. I pointed to myself and toward the north, and he pointed at himself and toward the south, but when I loaded up and started away, he came along.
"I don't know what Tweel thought about me sleeping. He was just hanging out, but when I woke up, he was gone. I had just crawled out of my bag when I heard some twittering, and there he was, flying down from that three-story Thyle cliff to land beside me on his beak. I pointed to myself and then to the north, and he pointed at himself and then to the south, but when I got my stuff together and started to leave, he followed me."
"Man, how he traveled! A hundred and fifty feet at a jump, sailing through the air stretched out like a spear, and landing on his beak. He seemed surprised at my plodding, but after a few moments he fell in beside me, only every few minutes he'd go into one of his leaps, and stick his nose into the sand a block ahead of me. Then he'd come shooting back at me; it made me nervous at first to see that beak of his coming at me like a spear, but he always ended in the sand at my side.
"Man, how he traveled! One hundred and fifty feet at a jump, soaring through the air stretched out like a spear, and landing on his beak. He looked surprised at my slow pace, but after a bit, he fell in next to me. Every few minutes, he'd take one of his leaps and bury his nose in the sand a block ahead of me. Then he'd come zooming back toward me; it made me nervous at first to see that beak of his rushing at me like a spear, but he always ended up in the sand beside me."
"So the two of us plugged along across the Mare Chronium. Same sort of place as this—same crazy plants and same little green biopods growing in the sand, or crawling out of your way. We talked—not that we understood each other, you know, but just for company. I sang songs, and I suspect Tweel did too; at least, some of his trillings and twitterings had a subtle sort of rhythm.
"So the two of us trudged across the Mare Chronium. It was just like this place—same weird plants and those little green biopods either sprouting from the sand or scurrying out of our way. We chatted—not that we really understood each other, but just for the sake of company. I sang songs, and I think Tweel did too; at least, some of his chirps and whistles had a kind of rhythm."
"Then, for variety, Tweel would display his smattering of English words. He'd point to an outcropping and say 'rock,' and p. 10 point to a pebble and say it again; or he'd touch my arm and say 'Tick,' and then repeat it. He seemed terrifically amused that the same word meant the same thing twice in succession, or that the same word could apply to two different objects. It set me wondering if perhaps his language wasn't like the primitive speech of some earth people—you know, Captain, like the Negritoes, for instance, who haven't any generic words. No word for food or water or man—words for good food and bad food, or rain water and sea water, or strong man and weak man—but no names for general classes. They're too primitive to understand that rain water and sea water are just different aspects of the same thing. But that wasn't the case with Tweel; it was just that we were somehow mysteriously different—our minds were alien to each other. And yet—we liked each other!"
"Then, for a change, Tweel would show off his limited English words. He’d point to a rock and say 'rock,' and p. 10 point to a pebble and say it again; or he'd touch my arm and say 'Tick,' then repeat it. He seemed really amused that the same word meant the same thing twice in a row, or that the same word could refer to two different objects. It made me wonder if maybe his language was like the primitive speech of some people on Earth—you know, Captain, like the Negritoes, for example, who don't have any generic words. No word for food or water or man—only words for good food and bad food, or rainwater and seawater, or strong man and weak man—but no names for general categories. They’re too simple to grasp that rainwater and seawater are just different forms of the same thing. But that wasn’t true for Tweel; it was just that we were somehow mysteriously different—our minds were foreign to each other. And yet—we liked each other!"
"Looney, that's all," remarked Harrison. "That's why you two were so fond of each other."
"Crazy, that's all," Harrison said. "That's why you two liked each other so much."
"Well, I like you!" countered Jarvis wickedly. "Anyway," he resumed, "don't get the idea that there was anything screwy about Tweel. In fact, I'm not so sure but that he couldn't teach our highly praised human intelligence a trick or two. Oh, he wasn't an intellectual superman, I guess; but don't overlook the point that he managed to understand a little of my mental workings, and I never even got a glimmering of his."
"Well, I like you!" Jarvis replied mischievously. "Anyway," he continued, "don't think there was anything strange about Tweel. Honestly, I'm not so sure he couldn't teach our so-called brilliant human intelligence a thing or two. Sure, he wasn't a genius, but don’t ignore the fact that he figured out some of how I think, and I couldn't even grasp a bit of what was going on in his mind."
"Because he didn't have any!" suggested the captain, while Putz and Leroy blinked attentively.
"Because he didn't have any!" the captain suggested, as Putz and Leroy blinked attentively.
"You can judge of that when I'm through," said Jarvis. "Well, we plugged along across the Mare Chronium all that day, and all the next. Mare Chronium—Sea of Time! Say, I was willing to agree with Schiaparelli's name by the end of that march! Just that grey, endless plain of weird plants, and never a sign of any other life. It was so monotonous that I was even glad to see the desert of Xanthus toward the evening of the second day.
"You can decide that after I'm done," Jarvis said. "Well, we trudged along across the Mare Chronium all day and the next. Mare Chronium—Sea of Time! By the end of that trek, I was ready to accept Schiaparelli's name! Just this gray, endless plain of strange plants, with no sign of any other life. It was so dull that I was actually relieved to see the desert of Xanthus by the evening of the second day.
"I was fair worn out, but Tweel seemed as fresh as ever, for all I never saw him drink or eat. I think he could have crossed the Mare Chronium in a couple of hours with those block-long nose dives of his, but he stuck along with me. I offered him some water once or twice; he took the cup from me and sucked the liquid into his beak, and then carefully squirted it all back into the cup and gravely returned it.
"I was pretty worn out, but Tweel looked as fresh as ever, even though I never saw him eat or drink. I think he could have crossed the Mare Chronium in a couple of hours with those long nose dives of his, but he stayed with me. I offered him some water a couple of times; he took the cup from me and sucked the liquid into his beak, then carefully squirted it all back into the cup and seriously returned it."
"Just as we sighted Xanthus, or the cliffs that bounded it, one of those nasty sand clouds blew along, not as bad as the one we had here, but mean to travel against. I pulled the transparent flap of my thermo-skin bag across my face and managed pretty well, and I noticed that Tweel used some feathery appendages growing like a mustache at the base of his beak to cover his nostrils, and some similar fuzz to shield his eyes."
"Just as we spotted Xanthus, or the cliffs surrounding it, one of those nasty sand clouds rolled in, not as bad as the one we encountered here, but tough to travel through. I pulled the clear flap of my thermo-skin bag across my face and managed pretty well, and I noticed that Tweel used some feathery appendages growing like a mustache at the base of his beak to cover his nostrils, and some similar fuzz to protect his eyes."
"He is a desert creature!" ejaculated the little biologist, Leroy.
"He’s a creature of the desert!" exclaimed the little biologist, Leroy.
"Huh? Why?"
"Wait, why?"
"He drink no water—he is adapt' for sand storm—"
"He doesn't drink water—he's adapted for sandstorms—"
"Proves nothing! There's not enough water to waste any where on this desiccated pill called Mars. We'd call all of it desert on earth, you know." He paused. "Anyway, after the sand storm blew over, a little wind kept blowing in our faces, not strong enough to stir the sand. But suddenly things came drifting along from the Xanthus cliffs—small, transparent spheres, for all the world like glass tennis balls! But light—they were almost light enough to float even in this thin air—empty, too; at least, I cracked open a couple and nothing came out but a bad smell. I asked Tweel about them, but all he said was 'No, no, no,' which I took to mean that he knew nothing about them. So they went bouncing by like tumbleweeds, or like soap bubbles, and we plugged on toward Xanthus. Tweel pointed at one of the crystal balls once and said 'rock,' but I was too tired to argue with him. Later I discovered what he meant.
"Proves nothing! There’s not enough water to waste anywhere on this dry rock called Mars. We’d call all of it desert back on Earth, you know." He paused. "Anyway, after the sandstorm passed, a light wind kept blowing in our faces, not strong enough to stir up the sand. But suddenly, things started drifting down from the Xanthus cliffs—small, clear spheres, just like glass tennis balls! But they were so light—they were almost light enough to float even in this thin air—empty, too; at least, when I cracked a couple open, nothing came out but a bad smell. I asked Tweel about them, but all he said was 'No, no, no,' which I took to mean he didn’t know anything about them. So they rolled by like tumbleweeds or like soap bubbles, and we kept moving toward Xanthus. Tweel pointed at one of the crystal balls once and said 'rock,' but I was too tired to argue with him. Later, I figured out what he meant."
"We came to the bottom of the Xanthus cliffs finally, when there wasn't much daylight left. I decided to sleep on the plateau if possible; anything dangerous, I reasoned, would be more likely to prowl through the vegetation of the Mare Chronium than the sand of Xanthus. Not that I'd seen a single sign of menace, except the rope-armed black thing that had trapped Tweel, and apparently that didn't prowl at all, but lured its victims within reach. It couldn't lure me while I slept, especially as Tweel didn't seem to sleep at all, but simply sat patiently around all night. I wondered how the creature had managed to trap Tweel, but there wasn't any way of asking him. I found that out too, later; it's devilish!
We finally reached the bottom of the Xanthus cliffs when there wasn't much daylight left. I decided to try to sleep on the plateau; anything dangerous, I figured, would be more likely to roam through the vegetation of the Mare Chronium than the sand of Xanthus. Not that I'd seen any signs of danger, except for the rope-armed black thing that had caught Tweel, and it didn’t seem to roam at all, but instead lured its victims within reach. It couldn't lure me while I slept, especially since Tweel didn’t seem to sleep at all, just sitting there patiently all night. I wondered how the creature had managed to trap Tweel, but there wasn’t any way to ask him. I would find out later; it’s devilish!
"However, we were ambling around the base of the Xanthus barrier looking for an easy spot to climb. At least, I was. Tweel p. 12 could have leaped it easily, for the cliffs were lower than Thyle—perhaps sixty feet. I found a place and started up, swearing at the water tank strapped to my back—it didn't bother me except when climbing—and suddenly I heard a sound that I thought I recognized!
"However, we were wandering around the base of the Xanthus barrier looking for an easy spot to climb. At least, I was. Tweel p. 12 could have jumped it easily, since the cliffs were lower than Thyle—maybe sixty feet. I found a place and started to climb, cursing the water tank strapped to my back—it only bothered me when I was climbing—and suddenly I heard a sound that I thought I recognized!"
"You know how deceptive sounds are in this thin air. A shot sounds like the pop of a cork. But this sound was the drone of a rocket, and sure enough, there went our second auxiliary about ten miles to westward, between me and the sunset!"
"You know how misleading sounds can be in this thin air. A gunshot sounds like the pop of a cork. But this sound was the hum of a rocket, and sure enough, there went our second auxiliary about ten miles to the west, between me and the sunset!"
"Vas me!" said Putz. "I hunt for you."
"Go for it!" said Putz. "I’m coming for you."
"Yeah; I knew that, but what good did it do me? I hung on to the cliff and yelled and waved with one hand. Tweel saw it too, and set up a trilling and twittering, leaping to the top of the barrier and then high into the air. And while I watched, the machine droned on into the shadows to the south.
"Yeah, I knew that, but what good did it do me? I clung to the cliff and yelled and waved with one hand. Tweel saw it too and started chirping and flapping, jumping to the top of the barrier and then high into the air. And while I watched, the machine droned on into the shadows to the south."
"I scrambled to the top of the cliff. Tweel was still pointing and trilling excitedly, shooting up toward the sky and coming down head-on to stick upside down on his beak in the sand. I pointed toward the south and at myself, and he said, 'Yes—Yes—Yes'; but somehow I gathered that he thought the flying thing was a relative of mine, probably a parent. Perhaps I did his intellect an injustice; I think now that I did.
"I rushed to the top of the cliff. Tweel was still pointing and chirping excitedly, soaring up into the sky and diving down to land headfirst in the sand. I pointed south and at myself, and he said, 'Yes—Yes—Yes'; but I got the feeling that he thought the flying creature was a relative of mine, probably a parent. Maybe I underestimated his intelligence; I think now that I did."
"I was bitterly disappointed by the failure to attract attention. I pulled out my thermo-skin bag and crawled into it, as the night chill was already apparent. Tweel stuck his beak into the sand and drew up his legs and arms and looked for all the world like one of those leafless shrubs out there. I think he stayed that way all night."
"I was really disappointed that we couldn’t draw any attention. I took out my thermo-skin bag and crawled into it since the night chill was already setting in. Tweel buried his beak in the sand, tucked in his legs and arms, and looked just like one of those leafless shrubs out there. I think he stayed that way all night."
"Protective mimicry!" ejaculated Leroy. "See? He is desert creature!"
"Protective mimicry!" Leroy exclaimed. "See? He's a desert creature!"
"In the morning," resumed Jarvis, "we started off again. We hadn't gone a hundred yards into Xanthus when I saw something queer! This is one thing Putz didn't photograph, I'll wager!
"In the morning," Jarvis continued, "we set off again. We hadn't gone a hundred yards into Xanthus when I noticed something strange! Bet Putz didn't capture this on camera!"
"There was a line of little pyramids—tiny ones, not more than six inches high, stretching across Xanthus as far as I could see! Little buildings made of pygmy bricks, they were, hollow inside and truncated, or at least broken at the top and empty. I pointed at them and said 'What?' to Tweel, but he gave some negative twitters to indicate, I suppose, that he didn't know. So p. 13 off we went, following the row of pyramids because they ran north, and I was going north.
"There was a line of small pyramids—tiny ones, no more than six inches tall—stretching across Xanthus as far as I could see! They were little buildings made of tiny bricks, hollow inside and flattened at the top, or at least broken and empty. I pointed at them and asked 'What?' to Tweel, but he made some negative sounds to indicate, I guess, that he didn’t know. So p. 13 off we went, following the line of pyramids because they were going north, and I was heading north.
"Man, we trailed that line for hours! After a while, I noticed another queer thing: they were getting larger. Same number of bricks in each one, but the bricks were larger.
"Man, we followed that line for hours! After a while, I noticed something strange: they were getting bigger. The same number of bricks in each one, but the bricks were larger."
"By noon they were shoulder high. I looked into a couple—all just the same, broken at the top and empty. I examined a brick or two as well; they were silica, and old as creation itself!"
"By noon, they were waist-high. I looked into a couple—they were all the same, broken at the top and empty. I checked out a brick or two as well; they were silica and as old as time itself!"
"How you know?" asked Leroy.
"How do you know?" asked Leroy.
"They were weathered—edges rounded. Silica doesn't weather easily even on earth, and in this climate—!"
"They were worn down—edges smoothed out. Silica doesn't erode easily even on Earth, and in this climate—!"
"How old you think?"
"How old do you think?"
"Fifty thousand—a hundred thousand years. How can I tell? The little ones we saw in the morning were older—perhaps ten times as old. Crumbling. How old would that make them? Half a million years? Who knows?" Jarvis paused a moment. "Well," he resumed, "we followed the line. Tweel pointed at them and said 'rock' once or twice, but he'd done that many times before. Besides, he was more or less right about these.
"Fifty thousand—a hundred thousand years. How can I know? The little ones we saw in the morning were older—maybe ten times older. Crumbling. How old would that make them? Half a million years? Who knows?" Jarvis paused for a moment. "Well," he continued, "we followed the line. Tweel pointed at them and said 'rock' a couple of times, but he had done that many times before. Besides, he was pretty much right about these.
"I tried questioning him. I pointed at a pyramid and asked 'People?' and indicated the two of us. He set up a negative sort of clucking and said, 'No, no, no. No one-one-two. No two-two-four,' meanwhile rubbing his stomach. I just stared at him and he went through the business again. 'No one-one-two. No two-two-four.' I just gaped at him."
"I tried asking him questions. I pointed at a pyramid and asked, 'People?' while indicating the two of us. He made a disapproving clucking sound and said, 'No, no, no. No one-one-two. No two-two-four,' all while rubbing his stomach. I just stared at him and he repeated himself. 'No one-one-two. No two-two-four.' I just gaped at him."
"That proves it!" exclaimed Harrison. "Nuts!"
"That proves it!" Harrison shouted. "Wow!"
"You think so?" queried Jarvis sardonically. "Well, I figured it out different! 'No one-one-two!' You don't get it, of course, do you?"
"You think so?" Jarvis asked sarcastically. "Well, I figured it out differently! 'No one-one-two!' You don't get it, do you?"
"Nope—nor do you!"
"Not at all—neither do you!"
"I think I do! Tweel was using the few English words he knew to put over a very complex idea. What, let me ask, does mathematics make you think of?"
"I think I do! Tweel was using the limited English words he knew to express a really complex idea. What, let me ask, does mathematics make you think of?"
"Why—of astronomy. Or—or logic!"
"Why—of astronomy. Or—logic!"
"That's it! 'No one-one-two!' Tweel was telling me that the builders of the pyramids weren't people—or that they weren't intelligent, that they weren't reasoning creatures! Get it?"
"That's it! 'No one-one-two!' Tweel was telling me that the builders of the pyramids weren't people—or that they weren't smart, that they weren't thinking beings! Get it?"
"Huh! I'll be damned!"
"Huh! I can't believe it!"
"You probably will."
"You probably will."
"Why," put in Leroy, "he rub his belly?"
"Why," Leroy asked, "is he rubbing his belly?"
"Why? Because, my dear biologist, that's where his brains are! Not in his tiny head—in his middle!"
"Why? Because, my dear biologist, that’s where his brains are! Not in his tiny head—in his middle!"
"C'est impossible!"
"It's impossible!"
"Not on Mars, it isn't! This flora and fauna aren't earthly; your biopods prove that!" Jarvis grinned and took up his narrative. "Anyway, we plugged along across Xanthus and in about the middle of the afternoon, something else queer happened. The pyramids ended."
"Not on Mars, it's not! This plant life and wildlife aren't from Earth; your biopods show that!" Jarvis grinned and continued his story. "Anyway, we kept going across Xanthus, and around mid-afternoon, something else weird happened. The pyramids disappeared."
"Ended!"
"Done!"
"Yeah; the queer part was that the last one—and now they were ten-footers—was capped! See? Whatever built it was still inside; we'd trailed 'em from their half-million-year-old origin to the present.
"Yeah; the strange part was that the last one—and now they were ten-footers—was capped! See? Whatever made it was still inside; we'd followed them from their half-million-year-old origin to now."
"Tweel and I noticed it about the same time. I yanked out my automatic (I had a clip of Boland explosive bullets in it) and Tweel, quick as a sleight-of-hand trick, snapped a queer little glass revolver out of his bag. It was much like our weapons, except that the grip was larger to accommodate his four-taloned hand. And we held our weapons ready while we sneaked up along the lines of empty pyramids.
"Tweel and I spotted it around the same time. I pulled out my handgun (I had a magazine of Boland explosive rounds in it) and Tweel, as quick as a magic trick, pulled out a strange little glass revolver from his bag. It was similar to our guns, but the grip was bigger to fit his four-taloned hand. We kept our weapons ready as we crept along the lines of empty pyramids."
"Tweel saw the movement first. The top tiers of bricks were heaving, shaking, and suddenly slid down the sides with a thin crash. And then—something—something was coming out!
"Tweel noticed the movement first. The top layers of bricks were shifting, trembling, and suddenly fell down the sides with a sharp crash. And then—something—something was emerging!"
"A long, silvery-grey arm appeared, dragging after it an armored body. Armored, I mean, with scales, silver-grey and dull-shining. The arm heaved the body out of the hole; the beast crashed to the sand.
"A long, silvery-gray arm emerged, dragging an armored body behind it. By armored, I mean covered in scales, silver-gray and dull-shiny. The arm pulled the body out of the hole; the creature thudded onto the sand."
"It was a nondescript creature—body like a big grey cask, arm and a sort of mouth-hole at one end; stiff, pointed tail at the other—and that's all. No other limbs, no eyes, ears, nose—nothing! The thing dragged itself a few yards, inserted its pointed tail in the sand, pushed itself upright, and just sat.
"It was an unremarkable creature—a body like a big gray barrel, an arm and a sort of mouth opening at one end; a stiff, pointed tail at the other—and that’s it. No other limbs, no eyes, ears, nose—nothing! The thing dragged itself a few yards, stuck its pointed tail in the sand, pushed itself upright, and just sat there."
"Tweel and I watched it for ten minutes before it moved. Then, with a creaking and rustling like—oh, like crumpling stiff paper—its arm moved to the mouth-hole and out came a brick! The arm placed the brick carefully on the ground, and the thing was still again.
"Tweel and I watched it for ten minutes before it moved. Then, with a creaking and rustling like—oh, like crumpling stiff paper—its arm moved to the mouth-hole and out came a brick! The arm placed the brick carefully on the ground, and the thing was still again."
"Another ten minutes—another brick. Just one of Nature's p. 15 bricklayers. I was about to slip away and move on when Tweel pointed at the thing and said 'rock'! I went 'huh?' and he said it again. Then, to the accompaniment of some of his trilling, he said, 'No—no—,' and gave two or three whistling breaths.
"Another ten minutes—another brick. Just one of Nature's p. 15 bricklayers. I was about to sneak away and continue when Tweel pointed at the thing and said 'rock'! I went 'huh?' and he repeated it. Then, along with some of his trilling, he said, 'No—no—,' and let out two or three whistling breaths."
"Well, I got his meaning, for a wonder! I said, 'No breath?' and demonstrated the word. Tweel was ecstatic; he said, 'Yes, yes, yes! No, no, no breet!' Then he gave a leap and sailed out to land on his nose about one pace from the monster!
"Well, I understood what he meant, surprisingly! I said, 'No breath?' and showed him the word. Tweel was thrilled; he said, 'Yes, yes, yes! No, no, no breath!' Then he jumped and landed on his nose about a pace away from the monster!"
"I was startled, you can imagine! The arm was going up for a brick, and I expected to see Tweel caught and mangled, but—nothing happened! Tweel pounded on the creature, and the arm took the brick and placed it neatly beside the first. Tweel rapped on its body again, and said 'rock,' and I got up nerve enough to take a look myself.
"I was shocked, you can imagine! The arm was reaching for a brick, and I expected to see Tweel get caught and hurt, but—nothing happened! Tweel hit the creature again, and the arm picked up the brick and placed it neatly next to the first one. Tweel tapped its body again and said 'rock,' and I managed to get enough courage to take a look myself."
"Tweel was right again. The creature was rock, and it didn't breathe!"
"Tweel was right again. The creature was just a rock, and it didn't breathe!"
"How you know?" snapped Leroy, his black eyes blazing interest.
"How do you know?" snapped Leroy, his black eyes shining with interest.
"Because I'm a chemist. The beast was made of silica! There must have been pure silicon in the sand, and it lived on that. Get it? We, and Tweel, and those plants out there, and even the biopods are carbon life; this thing lived by a different set of chemical reactions. It was silicon life!"
"Because I'm a chemist. The creature was made of silica! There had to be pure silicon in the sand, and it survived on that. You see? We, along with Tweel, and the plants out there, and even the biopods are carbon life; this thing existed through a different set of chemical reactions. It was silicon life!"
"La vie silicieuse!" shouted Leroy. "I have suspect, and now it is proof! I must go see! Il faut que je—"
"Silicon life!" shouted Leroy. "I have a suspicion, and now it’s proof! I have to go see! I must—"
"All right! All right!" said Jarvis. "You can go see. Anyhow, there the thing was, alive and yet not alive, moving every ten minutes, and then only to remove a brick. Those bricks were its waste matter. See, Frenchy? We're carbon, and our waste is carbon dioxide, and this thing is silicon, and its waste is silicon dioxide—silica. But silica is a solid, hence the bricks. And it builds itself in, and when it is covered, it moves over to a fresh place to start over. No wonder it creaked! A living creature half a million years old!"
"Okay! Okay!" Jarvis said. "You can go check it out. Anyway, there it was, moving every ten minutes, but alive and yet not alive, just to remove a brick. Those bricks were its waste. See, Frenchy? We’re made of carbon, and our waste is carbon dioxide, while this thing is made of silicon, and its waste is silicon dioxide—silica. But silica is solid, which is why there are bricks. It builds itself in, and when it gets covered, it moves to a new spot to start again. No wonder it creaked! A living creature half a million years old!"
"How you know how old?" Leroy was frantic.
"How do you know how old?" Leroy was in a panic.
"We trailed its pyramids from the beginning, didn't we? If this weren't the original pyramid builder, the series would have ended somewhere before we found him, wouldn't it?—ended and started over with the small ones. That's simple enough, isn't it?
"We followed its pyramids from the start, right? If this wasn’t the original pyramid builder, the series would have stopped somewhere before we found him, wouldn’t it?—stopped and restarted with the smaller ones. That’s pretty straightforward, isn’t it?"
"But he reproduces, or tries to. Before the third brick came out, there was a little rustle and out popped a whole stream of those little crystal balls. They're his spores, or eggs, or seeds—call 'em what you want. They went bouncing by across Xanthus just as they'd bounced by us back in the Mare Chronium. I've a hunch how they work, too—this is for your information, Leroy. I think the crystal shell of silica is no more than a protective covering, like an eggshell, and that the active principle is the smell inside. It's some sort of gas that attacks silicon, and if the shell is broken near a supply of that element, some reaction starts that ultimately develops into a beast like that one."
"But he reproduces, or at least tries to. Before the third brick came out, there was a little rustle and a stream of those little crystal balls popped out. They’re his spores, or eggs, or seeds—call them whatever you want. They bounced across Xanthus just like they did back in the Mare Chronium. I’ve got a hunch about how they work too—this is for you, Leroy. I think the crystal shell of silica is just a protective covering, like an eggshell, and that the active part is the smell inside. It’s some kind of gas that attacks silicon, and if the shell breaks near a source of that element, some reaction kicks off that eventually turns into a creature like that one."
"You should try!" exclaimed the little Frenchman. "We must break one to see!"
"You should give it a shot!" exclaimed the little Frenchman. "We have to break one to find out!"
"Yeah? Well, I did. I smashed a couple against the sand. Would you like to come back in about ten thousand years to see if I planted some pyramid monsters? You'd most likely be able to tell by that time!" Jarvis paused and drew a deep breath. "Lord! That queer creature! Do you picture it? Blind, deaf, nerveless, brainless—just a mechanism, and yet—immortal! Bound to go on making bricks, building pyramids, as long as silicon and oxygen exist, and even afterwards it'll just stop. It won't be dead. If the accidents of a million years bring it its food again, there it'll be, ready to run again, while brains and civilizations are part of the past. A queer beast—yet I met a stranger one!"
"Yeah? Well, I did. I smashed a couple against the sand. Want to come back in about ten thousand years to see if I created some pyramid monsters? You’d probably be able to tell by then!" Jarvis paused and took a deep breath. "Wow! That strange creature! Can you picture it? Blind, deaf, without nerves, and brainless—just a machine, and yet—immortal! It will keep making bricks and building pyramids as long as silicon and oxygen exist, and even after that, it will just stop. It won’t be dead. If by some chance in a million years it gets its food again, there it’ll be, ready to start up again, while brains and civilizations are long gone. A strange beast—but I met an even stranger one!"
"If you did, it must have been in your dreams!" growled Harrison.
"If you did, it had to be in your dreams!" Harrison growled.
"You're right!" said Jarvis soberly. "In a way, you're right. The dream-beast! That's the best name for it—and it's the most fiendish, terrifying creation one could imagine! More dangerous than a lion, more insidious than a snake!"
"You're right!" Jarvis said seriously. "In a way, you're right. The dream-beast! That's the perfect name for it—and it's the most wicked, terrifying creature you could think of! More dangerous than a lion, more sneaky than a snake!"
"Tell me!" begged Leroy. "I must go see!"
"Tell me!" pleaded Leroy. "I have to go see!"
"Not this devil!" He paused again. "Well," he resumed, "Tweel and I left the pyramid creature and plowed along through Xanthus. I was tired and a little disheartened by Putz's failure to pick me up, and Tweel's trilling got on my nerves, as did his flying nosedives. So I just strode along without a word, hour after hour across that monotonous desert.
"Not this devil!" He paused again. "Well," he continued, "Tweel and I left the pyramid creature and trudged through Xanthus. I was worn out and a bit discouraged by Putz's failure to help me, and Tweel's trilling was getting on my nerves, just like his flying dives. So I just walked along in silence, hour after hour across that dull desert."
"Toward mid-afternoon we came in sight of a low dark line on the horizon. I knew what it was. It was a canal; I'd crossed p. 17 it in the rocket and it meant that we were just one-third of the way across Xanthus. Pleasant thought, wasn't it? And still, I was keeping up to schedule.
"By mid-afternoon, we spotted a low dark line on the horizon. I knew exactly what it was. It was a canal; I had crossed it in the rocket, which meant we were only a third of the way across Xanthus. Nice thought, right? Yet, I was still on schedule."
"We approached the canal slowly; I remembered that this one was bordered by a wide fringe of vegetation and that Mud-heap City was on it.
"We walked toward the canal slowly; I recalled that this one was lined with a wide strip of plants and that Mud-heap City was located there."
"I was tired, as I said. I kept thinking of a good hot meal, and then from that I jumped to reflections of how nice and home-like even Borneo would seem after this crazy planet, and from that, to thoughts of little old New York, and then to thinking about a girl I know there—Fancy Long. Know her?"
"I was tired, like I said. I kept thinking about a good hot meal, and then that led me to thoughts of how nice and homey even Borneo would feel after this crazy planet, and from there, I started thinking about little old New York, and then about a girl I know there—Fancy Long. You know her?"
"Vision entertainer," said Harrison. "I've tuned her in. Nice blonde—dances and sings on the Yerba Mate hour."
"Vision entertainer," Harrison said. "I've got her on. Nice blonde—dances and sings on the Yerba Mate hour."
"That's her," said Jarvis ungrammatically. "I know her pretty well—just friends, get me?—though she came down to see us off in the Ares. Well, I was thinking about her, feeling pretty lonesome, and all the time we were approaching that line of rubbery plants.
"That's her," Jarvis said, not bothering with grammar. "I know her pretty well—just friends, you know?—though she came down to see us off on the Ares. Anyway, I was thinking about her, feeling really lonely, and the whole time we were getting closer to that line of rubbery plants.
"And then—I said, 'What 'n Hell!' and stared. And there she was—Fancy Long, standing plain as day under one of those crack-brained trees, and smiling and waving just the way I remembered her when we left!"
"And then—I said, 'What the hell!' and stared. And there she was—Fancy Long, standing clear as day under one of those crazy trees, smiling and waving just like I remembered her when we left!"
"Now you're nuts, too!" observed the captain.
"Now you're crazy, too!" noted the captain.
"Boy, I almost agreed with you! I stared and pinched myself and closed my eyes and then stared again—and every time, there was Fancy Long smiling and waving! Tweel saw something, too; he was trilling and clucking away, but I scarcely heard him. I was bounding toward her over the sand, too amazed even to ask myself questions.
"Wow, I nearly agreed with you! I stared, pinched myself, closed my eyes, and then stared again—and every time, there was Fancy Long smiling and waving! Tweel saw something too; he was making sounds, but I barely noticed him. I was running toward her across the sand, too stunned even to ask myself any questions."
"I wasn't twenty feet from her when Tweel caught me with one of his flying leaps. He grabbed my arm, yelling, 'No—no—no!' in his squeaky voice. I tried to shake him off—he was as light as if he were built of bamboo—but he dug his claws in and yelled. And finally some sort of sanity returned to me and I stopped less than ten feet from her. There she stood, looking as solid as Putz's head!"
"I was less than twenty feet from her when Tweel caught me with one of his wild jumps. He grabbed my arm, yelling, 'No—no—no!' in his high-pitched voice. I tried to shake him off—he felt as light as if he were made of bamboo—but he clung on and yelled. Eventually, some sense came back to me and I stopped less than ten feet away from her. There she stood, looking as solid as Putz's head!"
"Vot?" said the engineer.
"Vote?" said the engineer.
"She smiled and waved, and waved and smiled, and I stood p. 18 there dumb as Leroy, while Tweel squeaked and chattered. I knew it couldn't be real, yet—there she was!
"She smiled and waved, and waved and smiled, and I stood p. 18 there frozen like Leroy, while Tweel squeaked and chattered. I knew it couldn't be real, yet—there she was!"
"Finally I said, 'Fancy! Fancy Long!' She just kept on smiling and waving, but looking as real as if I hadn't left her thirty-seven million miles away.
"Finally I said, 'Wow! Wow Long!' She just kept smiling and waving, but looking as real as if I hadn't left her thirty-seven million miles away."
"Tweel had his glass pistol out, pointing it at her. I grabbed his arm, but he tried to push me away. He pointed at her and said, 'No breet! No breet!' and I understood that he meant that the Fancy Long thing wasn't alive. Man, my head was whirling!
"Tweel had his glass pistol out, aiming it at her. I grabbed his arm, but he tried to shake me off. He pointed at her and said, 'No breet! No breet!' and I realized he meant that the Fancy Long thing wasn't alive. Wow, my head was spinning!"
"Still, it gave me the jitters to see him pointing his weapon at her. I don't know why I stood there watching him take careful aim, but I did. Then he squeezed the handle of his weapon; there was a little puff of steam, and Fancy Long was gone! And in her place was one of those writhing, black, rope-armed horrors like the one I'd saved Tweel from!
"Still, it made me anxious to see him aiming his gun at her. I don’t know why I just stood there watching him aim so carefully, but I did. Then he pulled the trigger; there was a small puff of steam, and Fancy Long disappeared! Instead, there was one of those writhing, black, rope-armed monsters like the one I’d saved Tweel from!"
"The dream-beast! I stood there dizzy, watching it die while Tweel trilled and whistled. Finally he touched my arm, pointed at the twisting thing, and said, 'You one-one-two, he one-one-two.' After he'd repeated it eight or ten times, I got it. Do any of you?"
"The dream beast! I stood there feeling lightheaded, watching it die while Tweel chirped and whistled. Finally, he touched my arm, pointed at the writhing creature, and said, 'You one-one-two, he one-one-two.' After he repeated it eight or ten times, I understood. Do any of you?"
"Oui!" shrilled Leroy. "Moi—je le comprends! He mean you think of something, the beast he know, and you see it! Un chien—a hungry dog, he would see the big bone with meat! Or smell it—not?"
"Yes!" shrieked Leroy. "I—I understand! He means you think of something, the beast knows it, and you see it! A dog—a hungry dog, it would see the big bone with meat! Or smell it—not?"
"Right!" said Jarvis. "The dream-beast uses its victim's longings and desires to trap its prey. The bird at nesting season would see its mate, the fox, prowling for its own prey, would see a helpless rabbit!"
"Exactly!" said Jarvis. "The dream-beast uses its victim's wishes and desires to ensnare its prey. The bird during nesting season would spot its mate, while the fox, hunting for its own meal, would see a defenseless rabbit!"
"How he do?" queried Leroy.
"How's he doing?" queried Leroy.
"How do I know? How does a snake back on earth charm a bird into its very jaws? And aren't there deep-sea fish that lure their victims into their mouths? Lord!" Jarvis shuddered. "Do you see how insidious the monster is? We're warned now—but henceforth we can't trust even our eyes. You might see me—I might see one of you—and back of it may be nothing but another of those black horrors!"
"How can I know? How does a snake on the ground entice a bird into its jaws? And aren't there deep-sea fish that attract their prey right into their mouths? Wow!" Jarvis shuddered. "Do you see how sneaky the monster is? We're aware now—but from now on, we can't even trust our eyes. You might see me—I might see one of you—and behind it could just be another one of those dark terrors!"
"How'd your friend know?" asked the captain abruptly.
"How did your friend know?" the captain asked suddenly.
"Tweel? I wonder! Perhaps he was thinking of something that couldn't possibly have interested me, and when I started to p. 19 run, he realized that I saw something different and was warned. Or perhaps the dream-beast can only project a single vision, and Tweel saw what I saw—or nothing. I couldn't ask him. But it's just another proof that his intelligence is equal to ours or greater."
"Tweel? I wonder! Maybe he was thinking about something that wouldn't interest me at all, and when I started to p. 19 run, he noticed that I saw something different and got cautious. Or maybe the dream-beast can only project one vision, and Tweel either saw what I saw—or saw nothing at all. I couldn't ask him. But it just proves that his intelligence is on par with ours, or even better."
"He's daffy, I tell you!" said Harrison. "What makes you think his intellect ranks with the human?"
"He's crazy, I swear!" said Harrison. "What leads you to believe his intelligence is on par with ours?"
"Plenty of things! First, the pyramid-beast. He hadn't seen one before; he said as much. Yet he recognized it as a dead-alive automaton of silicon."
"Lots of things! First, the pyramid beast. He'd never seen one before; he admitted that. Still, he recognized it as a dead-alive automaton made of silicon."
"He could have heard of it," objected Harrison. "He lives around here, you know."
"He could have heard about it," Harrison protested. "He lives nearby, you know."
"Well how about the language? I couldn't pick up a single idea of his and he learned six or seven words of mine. And do you realize what complex ideas he put over with no more than those six or seven words? The pyramid-monster—the dream-beast! In a single phrase he told me that one was a harmless automaton and the other a deadly hypnotist. What about that?"
"Well, what about the language? I couldn't understand a single idea of his, and he picked up six or seven words from me. And can you believe the complex ideas he conveyed with just those six or seven words? The pyramid-monster—the dream-beast! In one phrase, he told me that one was a harmless robot and the other a deadly hypnotist. How about that?"
"Huh!" said the captain.
"Huh!" the captain said.
"Huh if you wish! Could you have done it knowing only six words of English? Could you go even further, as Tweel did, and tell me that another creature was of a sort of intelligence so different from ours that understanding was impossible—even more impossible than that between Tweel and me?"
"Huh if you want! Could you have done it knowing just six words of English? Could you take it even further, like Tweel did, and tell me that another being had a kind of intelligence so different from ours that understanding was impossible—even more impossible than the understanding between Tweel and me?"
"Eh? What was that?"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Later. The point I'm making is that Tweel and his race are worthy of our friendship. Somewhere on Mars—and you'll find I'm right—is a civilization and culture equal to ours, and maybe more than equal. And communication is possible between them and us; Tweel proves that. It may take years of patient trial, for their minds are alien, but less alien than the next minds we encountered—if they are minds."
"Later. The point I'm making is that Tweel and his people deserve our friendship. Somewhere on Mars—and you'll see I'm right—there’s a civilization and culture on par with ours, maybe even better. And communication between us is possible; Tweel shows that. It might take years of careful effort, since their thinking is different, but it's less different than the next beings we came across—if they even have thoughts."
"The next ones? What next ones?"
"The next ones? What are the next ones?"
"The people of the mud cities along the canals." Jarvis frowned, then resumed his narrative. "I thought the dream-beast and the silicon-monster were the strangest beings conceivable, but I was wrong. These creatures are still more alien, less understandable than either and far less comprehensible than Tweel, with p. 20 whom friendship is possible, and even, by patience and concentration, the exchange of ideas.
"The people of the mud cities along the canals." Jarvis frowned, then continued with his story. "I once thought the dream-beast and the silicon-monster were the weirdest beings imaginable, but I was mistaken. These creatures are even more alien, harder to understand than either of them, and far less comprehensible than Tweel, with whom friendship is possible, and even, with patience and focus, the sharing of ideas. p. 20
"Well," he continued, "we left the dream-beast dying, dragging itself back into its hole, and we moved toward the canal. There was a carpet of that queer walking-grass scampering out of our way, and when we reached the bank, there was a yellow trickle of water flowing. The mound city I'd noticed from the rocket was a mile or so to the right and I was curious enough to want to take a look at it.
"Well," he continued, "we left the dream-beast dying, dragging itself back into its hole, and we moved toward the canal. There was a carpet of that strange walking-grass scurrying out of our way, and when we reached the bank, there was a yellow stream of water flowing. The mound city I had noticed from the rocket was about a mile to the right, and I was curious enough to want to check it out."
"It had seemed deserted from my previous glimpse of it, and if any creatures were lurking in it—well, Tweel and I were both armed. And by the way, that crystal weapon of Tweel's was an interesting device; I took a look at it after the dream-beast episode. It fired a little glass splinter, poisoned, I suppose, and I guess it held at least a hundred of 'em to a load. The propellent was steam—just plain steam!"
"It had looked empty from my earlier view of it, and if there were any creatures hiding inside—well, Tweel and I were both armed. By the way, that crystal weapon of Tweel's was a fascinating gadget; I checked it out after the dream-beast incident. It shot little glass shards, poisoned, I assume, and I think it could hold at least a hundred of them in a single load. The propellant was steam—just plain steam!"
"Shteam!" echoed Putz. "From vot come, shteam?"
"Steam!" echoed Putz. "Where does steam come from?"
"From water, of course! You could see the water through the transparent handle and about a gill of another liquid, thick and yellowish. When Tweel squeezed the handle—there was no trigger—a drop of water and a drop of the yellow stuff squirted into the firing chamber, and the water vaporized—pop!—like that. It's not so difficult; I think we could develop the same principle. Concentrated sulphuric acid will heat water almost to boiling, and so will quicklime, and there's potassium and sodium—
"From water, obviously! You could see the water through the clear handle and about a gill of another liquid, thick and yellowish. When Tweel squeezed the handle—there was no trigger—a drop of water and a drop of the yellow stuff squirted into the firing chamber, and the water vaporized—pop!—just like that. It's not that complicated; I think we could figure out the same principle. Concentrated sulfuric acid can heat water almost to boiling, and so can quicklime, plus there are potassium and sodium—"
"Of course, his weapon hadn't the range of mine, but it wasn't so bad in this thin air, and it did hold as many shots as a cowboy's gun in a Western movie. It was effective, too, at least against Martian life; I tried it out, aiming at one of the crazy plants, and darned if the plant didn't wither up and fall apart! That's why I think the glass splinters were poisoned.
"Of course, his weapon didn't have the range of mine, but it was decent in this thin air, and it did hold as many shots as a cowboy's gun in a Western movie. It was effective, too, at least against Martian life; I tested it out, aiming at one of the weird plants, and believe it or not, the plant withered and fell apart! That's why I think the glass splinters were poisoned."
"Anyway, we trudged along toward the mud-heap city and I began to wonder whether the city builders dug the canals. I pointed to the city and then at the canal, and Tweel said 'No—no—no!' and gestured toward the south. I took it to mean that some other race had created the canal system, perhaps Tweel's people. I don't know; maybe there's still another intelligent race on the planet, or a dozen others. Mars is a queer little world.
"Anyway, we made our way toward the muddy city, and I started to wonder if the city builders had dug the canals. I pointed to the city and then at the canal, and Tweel said 'No—no—no!' while gesturing to the south. I took that to mean that some other race had created the canal system, maybe Tweel's people. I don't know; maybe there’s still another intelligent race on the planet, or even a dozen others. Mars is a strange little world."
"A hundred yards from the city we crossed a sort of road—just a hard-packed mud trail, and then, all of a sudden, along came one of the mound builders!
"A hundred yards from the city we crossed a kind of road—just a hard-packed mud trail, and then, out of nowhere, one of the mound builders showed up!"
"Man, talk about fantastic beings! It looked rather like a barrel trotting along on four legs with four other arms or tentacles. It had no head, just body and members and a row of eyes completely around it. The top end of the barrel-body was a diaphragm stretched as tight as a drum head, and that was all. It was pushing a little coppery cart and tore right past us like the proverbial bat out of Hell. It didn't even notice us, although I thought the eyes on my side shifted a little as it passed.
"Wow, talk about amazing creatures! It looked like a barrel walking on four legs with another four arms or tentacles. It didn’t have a head, just a body and limbs, with a row of eyes all the way around it. The top of the barrel-shaped body was a diaphragm stretched as tight as a drum, and that was it. It was pushing a small copper-colored cart and zoomed past us like a bat out of hell. It didn’t even notice us, though I thought the eyes on my side moved a bit as it went by."
"A moment later another came along, pushing another empty cart. Same thing—it just scooted past us. Well, I wasn't going to be ignored by a bunch of barrels playing train, so when the third one approached, I planted myself in the way—ready to jump, of course, if the thing didn't stop.
"A moment later, another one came along, pushing another empty cart. Same deal—it just zoomed past us. Well, I wasn't going to let a bunch of barrels playing train ignore me, so when the third one approached, I stood in its path—ready to jump, of course, if it didn't stop."
"But it did. It stopped and set up a sort of drumming from the diaphragm on top. And I held out both hands and said, 'We are friends!' And what do you suppose the thing did?"
"But it did. It stopped and started drumming from the diaphragm on top. I held out both hands and said, 'We are friends!' And guess what the thing did?"
"Said, 'Pleased to meet you,' I'll bet!" suggested Harrison.
"Said, 'Nice to meet you,' I'll bet!" suggested Harrison.
"I couldn't have been more surprised if it had! It drummed on its diaphragm, and then suddenly boomed out, 'We are v-r-r-riends!' and gave its pushcart a vicious poke at me! I jumped aside, and away it went while I stared dumbly after it.
"I couldn't have been more surprised if it had! It drummed on its belly, and then suddenly shouted, 'We are v-r-r-riends!' and jostled its pushcart right at me! I jumped aside, and off it went while I stared blankly after it."
"A minute later another one came hurrying along. This one didn't pause, but simply drummed out, 'We are v-r-r-riends!' and scurried by. How did it learn the phrase? Were all of the creatures in some sort of communication with each other? Were they all parts of some central organism? I don't know, though I think Tweel does.
"A minute later, another one rushed by. This one didn't stop but just shouted, 'We are v-r-r-riends!' and continued on its way. How did it learn that phrase? Were all the creatures somehow communicating with each other? Were they all parts of a bigger organism? I don't know, but I think Tweel does."
"Anyway, the creatures went sailing past us, every one greeting us with the same statement. It got to be funny; I never thought to find so many friends on this God-forsaken ball! Finally I made a puzzled gesture to Tweel; I guess he understood, for he said, 'One-one-two—yes!—two-two-four—no!' Get it?"
"Anyway, the creatures sailed past us, each one greeting us with the same line. It became hilarious; I never thought I’d find so many friends on this God-awful planet! Finally, I made a confused gesture to Tweel; I guess he got it, because he said, 'One-one-two—yes!—two-two-four—no!' Get it?"
"Sure," said Harrison, "It's a Martian nursery rhyme."
"Sure," said Harrison, "It's a nursery rhyme from Mars."
"Yeah! Well, I was getting used to Tweel's symbolism, and I figured it out this way. 'One-one-two—yes!' The creatures were intelligent. 'Two-two-four—no!' Their intelligence was not of p. 22 our order, but something different and beyond the logic of two and two is four. Maybe I missed his meaning. Perhaps he meant that their minds were of low degree, able to figure out the simple things—'One-one-two—yes!'—but not more difficult things—'Two-two-four—no!' But I think from what we saw later that he meant the other.
"Yeah! Well, I was starting to understand Tweel's symbolism, and I figured it out like this. 'One-one-two—yes!' The creatures were intelligent. 'Two-two-four—no!' Their intelligence wasn't like ours, but something different and beyond the logic that two and two equals four. Maybe I misunderstood his point. Maybe he was saying that their minds were somewhat basic, capable of understanding simple things—'One-one-two—yes!'—but not more complex things—'Two-two-four—no!' But I think based on what we saw later, he meant the opposite."
"After a few moments, the creatures came rushing back—first one, then another. Their pushcarts were full of stones, sand, chunks of rubbery plants, and such rubbish as that. They droned out their friendly greeting, which didn't really sound so friendly, and dashed on. The third one I assumed to be my first acquaintance and I decided to have another chat with him. I stepped into his path again and waited.
"After a few moments, the creatures came rushing back—first one, then another. Their carts were loaded with stones, sand, bits of rubbery plants, and other junk like that. They buzzed out their friendly greeting, which didn’t really sound that friendly, and sped by. The third one I figured was the first one I met, so I decided to talk to him again. I stepped into his path again and waited."
"Up he came, booming out his 'We are v-r-r-riends' and stopped. I looked at him; four or five of his eyes looked at me. He tried his password again and gave a shove on his cart, but I stood firm. And then the—the dashed creature reached out one of his arms, and two finger-like nippers tweaked my nose!"
"Up he came, loudly proclaiming 'We are v-r-r-riends' and then stopped. I looked at him; four or five of his eyes looked back at me. He tried his password again and pushed his cart, but I stood my ground. Then the— that annoying creature reached out one of his arms, and two finger-like pincers pinched my nose!"
"Haw!" roared Harrison. "Maybe the things have a sense of beauty!"
"Haw!" shouted Harrison. "Maybe these things have a sense of beauty!"
"Laugh!" grumbled Jarvis. "I'd already had a nasty bump and a mean frostbite on that nose. Anyway, I yelled 'Ouch!' and jumped aside and the creature dashed away; but from then on, their greeting was 'We are v-r-r-riends! Ouch!' Queer beasts!
"Laugh!" Jarvis grumbled. "I had already gotten a nasty bump and some serious frostbite on that nose. Anyway, I yelled 'Ouch!' and jumped to the side, and the creature ran off; but from then on, their greeting was 'We are v-r-r-riends! Ouch!' Strange creatures!
"Tweel and I followed the road squarely up to the nearest mound. The creatures were coming and going, paying us not the slightest attention, fetching their loads of rubbish. The road simply dived into an opening, and slanted down like an old mine, and in and out darted the barrel-people, greeting us with their eternal phrase.
"Tweel and I walked straight up the road to the nearest mound. The creatures were coming and going, paying us no mind as they carried their loads of trash. The road dropped into an opening and sloped down like an old mine, and the barrel-people zipped in and out, greeting us with their usual phrase."
"I looked in; there was a light somewhere below, and I was curious to see it. It didn't look like a flame or torch, you understand, but more like a civilized light, and I thought that I might get some clue as to the creatures' development. So in I went and Tweel tagged along, not without a few trills and twitters, however.
"I looked inside; there was a light somewhere below, and I was curious to see it. It didn't look like a flame or torch, you know, but more like a civilized light, and I thought I might get some insight into the creatures' development. So I went in, and Tweel followed along, although not without a few trills and twitters."
"The light was curious; it sputtered and flared like an old arc light, but came from a single black rod set in the wall of the p. 23 corridor. It was electric, beyond doubt. The creatures were fairly civilized, apparently.
"The light was strange; it flickered and flared like an old arc light, but it came from a single black rod embedded in the wall of the p. 23 corridor. It was definitely electric. The creatures seemed to be quite civilized, it appeared."
"Then I saw another light shining on something that glittered and I went on to look at that, but it was only a heap of shiny sand. I turned toward the entrance to leave, and the Devil take me if it wasn't gone!
"Then I saw another light shining on something that glittered and I went to check it out, but it was just a pile of shiny sand. I turned toward the entrance to leave, and I swear it was gone!"
"I suppose the corridor had curved, or I'd stepped into a side passage. Anyway, I walked back in that direction I thought we'd come, and all I saw was more dimlit corridor. The place was a labyrinth! There was nothing but twisting passages running every way, lit by occasional lights, and now and then a creature running by, sometimes with a pushcart, sometimes without.
"I guess the corridor must have curved, or I had wandered into a side passage. Either way, I walked back toward the direction I thought we had come from, and all I saw was more dimly lit corridor. The place was a maze! There were nothing but winding passages in every direction, lit by occasional lights, and now and then a creature would dash by, sometimes with a cart, sometimes without."
"Well, I wasn't much worried at first. Tweel and I had only come a few steps from the entrance. But every move we made after that seemed to get us in deeper. Finally I tried following one of the creatures with an empty cart, thinking that he'd be going out for his rubbish, but he ran around aimlessly, into one passage and out another. When he started dashing around a pillar like one of these Japanese waltzing mice, I gave up, dumped my water tank on the floor, and sat down.
"Well, I wasn't too worried at first. Tweel and I had only walked a few steps from the entrance. But every move we made after that just seemed to get us in deeper. Eventually, I tried to follow one of the creatures with an empty cart, thinking he was going out for his trash, but he just ran around aimlessly, into one corridor and out another. When he started zigzagging around a pillar like one of those Japanese waltzing mice, I gave up, dropped my water tank on the floor, and sat down."
"Tweel was as lost as I. I pointed up and he said 'No—no—no!' in a sort of helpless trill. And we couldn't get any help from the natives. They paid no attention at all, except to assure us they were friends—ouch!
"Tweel was just as lost as I was. I pointed up, and he said, 'No—no—no!' in a sort of helpless trill. We couldn't get any help from the locals. They completely ignored us, except to assure us they were friends—ouch!"
"Lord! I don't know how many hours or days we wandered around there! I slept twice from sheer exhaustion; Tweel never seemed to need sleep. We tried following only the upward corridors, but they'd run uphill a ways and then curve downwards. The temperature in that damned ant hill was constant; you couldn't tell night from day and after my first sleep I didn't know whether I'd slept one hour or thirteen, so I couldn't tell from my watch whether it was midnight or noon.
"God! I don't know how many hours or days we wandered around there! I slept twice out of pure exhaustion; Tweel never seemed to need any sleep. We tried to stick to the upward corridors, but they would go up for a bit and then curve back down. The temperature in that damn ant hill was always the same; you couldn't tell night from day, and after my first sleep, I had no idea if I'd slept for one hour or thirteen, so I couldn't figure out from my watch if it was midnight or noon."
"We saw plenty of strange things. There were machines running in some of the corridors, but they didn't seem to be doing anything—just wheels turning. And several times I saw two barrel-beasts with a little one growing between them, joined to both."
"We saw a lot of bizarre things. There were machines operating in some of the hallways, but they didn't appear to be doing anything—just wheels spinning. And several times, I saw two barrel-shaped creatures with a small one developing between them, connected to both."
"Parthenogenesis!" exulted Leroy. "Parthenogenesis by budding like les tulipes!"
"Parthenogenesis!" Leroy exclaimed. "Parthenogenesis by budding like les tulipes!"
"If you say so, Frenchy," agreed Jarvis. "The things never noticed us at all, except, as I say, to greet us with 'We are v-r-r-riends! Ouch!' They seemed to have no home-life of any sort, but just scurried around with their pushcarts, bringing in rubbish. And finally I discovered what they did with it.
"If that's what you think, Frenchy," Jarvis agreed. "They never paid any attention to us, except to shout 'We are v-r-r-riends! Ouch!' They looked like they had no real home life, just hustling around with their pushcarts collecting junk. Eventually, I found out what they did with it."
"We'd had a little luck with a corridor, one that slanted upwards for a great distance. I was feeling that we ought to be close to the surface when suddenly the passage debouched into a domed chamber, the only one we'd seen. And man!—I felt like dancing when I saw what looked like daylight through a crevice in the roof.
"We had a bit of luck with a hallway that slanted upward for quite a distance. I felt we must be near the surface when the passage suddenly opened up into a domed chamber, the only one we'd encountered. And wow!—I felt like dancing when I saw what looked like daylight shining through a crack in the roof."
"There was a—a sort of machine in the chamber, just an enormous wheel that turned slowly, and one of the creatures was in the act of dumping his rubbish below it. The wheel ground it with a crunch—sand, stones, plants, all into powder that sifted away somewhere. While we watched, others filed in, repeating the process, and that seemed to be all. No rhyme nor reason to the whole thing—but that's characteristic of this crazy planet. And there was another fact that's almost too bizarre to believe.
"There was a kind of machine in the room, just a huge wheel that turned slowly, and one of the creatures was dumping their trash below it. The wheel crunched it—sand, stones, plants, all turned into powder that sifted away somewhere. As we watched, others came in, doing the same thing, and that seemed to be all there was to it. No rhyme or reason to the whole thing—but that's typical of this strange planet. And there was another fact that's almost too weird to believe."
"One of the creatures, having dumped his load, pushed his cart aside with a crash and calmly shoved himself under the wheel! I watched him being crushed, too stupefied to make a sound, and a moment later, another followed him! They were perfectly methodical about it, too; one of the cartless creatures took the abandoned pushcart.
"One of the creatures, having dumped his load, pushed his cart aside with a crash and calmly shoved himself under the wheel! I watched him get crushed, too stunned to make a sound, and a moment later, another one followed him! They were totally systematic about it, too; one of the cartless creatures took the abandoned pushcart."
"Tweel didn't seem surprised; I pointed out the next suicide to him, and he just gave the most human-like shrug imaginable, as much as to say, 'What can I do about it?' He must have known more or less about these creatures.
"Tweel didn't look surprised; I pointed out the next suicide to him, and he just gave the most human-like shrug you could imagine, as if to say, 'What can I do about it?' He must have known a bit about these creatures."
"Then I saw something else. There was something beyond the wheel, something shining on a sort of low pedestal. I walked over; there was a little crystal about the size of an egg, fluorescing to beat Tophet. The light from it stung my hands and face, almost like a static discharge, and then I noticed another funny thing. Remember that wart I had on my left thumb? Look!" Jarvis extended his hand. "It dried up and fell off—just like that! And my abused nose—say, the pain went out of it like magic! The thing had the property of hard x-rays or gamma radiations, only more so; it destroyed diseased tissue and left healthy tissue unharmed!
"Then I noticed something else. There was something beyond the wheel, something shining on a low pedestal. I walked over; there was a small crystal about the size of an egg, glowing intensely. The light from it stung my hands and face, almost like a static shock, and then I noticed something else strange. Remember that wart I had on my left thumb? Look!" Jarvis held out his hand. "It dried up and fell off—just like that! And my sore nose—wow, the pain vanished like magic! The thing had the properties of hard x-rays or gamma radiation, only more effective; it destroyed diseased tissue while leaving healthy tissue completely unharmed!"
"I was thinking what a present that'd be to take back to Mother Earth when a lot of racket interrupted. We dashed back to the other side of the wheel in time to see one of the pushcarts ground up. Some suicide had been careless, it seems.
"I was thinking about what a gift that'd be to take back to Mother Earth when a lot of noise interrupted. We rushed back to the other side of the wheel just in time to see one of the pushcarts get smashed. Someone had been reckless, it seems."
"Then suddenly the creatures were booming and drumming all around us and their noise was decidedly menacing. A crowd of them advanced toward us; we backed out of what I thought was the passage we'd entered by, and they came rumbling after us, some pushing carts and some not. Crazy brutes! There was a whole chorus of 'We are v-r-r-riends! Ouch!' I didn't like the 'ouch'; it was rather suggestive.
"Then suddenly, the creatures were booming and drumming all around us, and their noise felt really menacing. A crowd of them moved toward us; we stepped back from what I thought was the way we had come in, and they followed us, some pushing carts and others not. Wild brutes! There was a whole chorus of 'We are v-r-r-riends! Ouch!' I didn't like the 'ouch'; it sounded pretty suggestive."
"Tweel had his glass gun out and I dumped my water tank for greater freedom and got mine. We backed up the corridor with the barrel-beasts following—about twenty of them. Queer thing—the ones coming in with loaded carts moved past us inches away without a sign.
"Tweel had his glass gun out, and I emptied my water tank for more freedom and grabbed mine. We backed up the hallway with the barrel-beasts following—about twenty of them. Strange thing—the ones coming in with loaded carts passed us just inches away without a hint."
"Tweel must have noticed that. Suddenly, he snatched out that glowing coal cigar-lighter of his and touched a cart-load of plant limbs. Puff! The whole load was burning—and the crazy beast pushing it went right along without a change of pace! It created some disturbance among our 'V-r-r-riends,' however—and then I noticed the smoke eddying and swirling past us, and sure enough, there was the entrance!
"Tweel must have seen that. Suddenly, he pulled out that glowing coal cigar lighter of his and lit a cart full of plant limbs. Puff! The whole load went up in flames—and the wild beast pushing it kept going without missing a beat! It caused some chaos among our 'V-r-r-riends,' though—and then I saw the smoke swirling and drifting past us, and sure enough, there was the entrance!"
"I grabbed Tweel and out we dashed and after us our twenty pursuers. The daylight felt like Heaven, though I saw at first glance that the sun was all but set, and that was bad, since I couldn't live outside my thermo-skin bag in a Martian night—at least, without a fire.
"I grabbed Tweel and we rushed out, with our twenty pursuers right behind us. The daylight felt amazing, even though I quickly noticed that the sun was almost gone, which was a problem since I couldn’t survive outside my thermo-skin bag during a Martian night—at least, not without a fire."
"And things got worse in a hurry. They cornered us in an angle between two mounds, and there we stood. I hadn't fired nor had Tweel; there wasn't any use in irritating the brutes. They stopped a little distance away and began their booming about friendship and ouches.
"And things escalated quickly. They trapped us in a corner between two mounds, and there we were. I hadn't fired a shot, nor had Tweel; there was no point in provoking the beasts. They halted a short distance away and started their loud talk about friendship and pain."
"Then things got still worse! A barrel-brute came out with a pushcart and they all grabbed into it and came out with handfuls of foot-long copper darts—sharp-looking ones—and all of a sudden one sailed past my ear—zing! And it was shoot or die then.
"Then things got even worse! A big guy came out with a pushcart, and they all reached into it and pulled out handfuls of foot-long copper darts—those sharp-looking ones—and suddenly one whizzed past my ear—zing! It was fight or die at that moment."
"We were doing pretty well for a while. We picked off the ones next to the pushcart and managed to keep the darts at a p. 26 minimum, but suddenly there was a thunderous booming of 'v-r-r-riends' and 'ouches,' and a whole army of 'em came out of their hole.
"We were doing pretty well for a while. We picked off the ones next to the pushcart and managed to keep the darts at a p. 26 minimum, but suddenly there was a huge booming of 'v-r-r-riends' and 'ouches,' and a whole army of them came out of their hiding place."
"Man! We were through and I knew it! Then I realized that Tweel wasn't. He could have leaped the mound behind us as easily as not. He was staying for me!
"Man! We were done, and I knew it! Then I realized that Tweel wasn't. He could have jumped over the mound behind us without any trouble. He was staying for me!"
"Say, I could have cried if there'd been time! I'd liked Tweel from the first, but whether I'd have had gratitude to do what he was doing—suppose I had saved him from the first dream-beast—he'd done as much for me, hadn't he? I grabbed his arm, and said 'Tweel,' and pointed up, and he understood. He said, 'No—no—no, Tick!' and popped away with his glass pistol.
"Honestly, I could have cried if there had been a moment! I had liked Tweel from the start, but whether I would have had the gratitude to do what he was doing—let's say I *had* saved him from the first dream-beast—he had done just as much for me, right? I grabbed his arm, said 'Tweel,' and pointed up, and he got it. He said, 'No—no—no, Tick!' and shot off with his glass pistol."
"What could I do? I'd be a goner anyway when the sun set, but I couldn't explain that to him. I said, 'Thanks, Tweel. You're a man!' and felt that I wasn't paying him any compliment at all. A man! There are mighty few men who'd do that.
"What could I do? I'd be done for anyway when the sun went down, but I couldn't explain that to him. I said, 'Thanks, Tweel. You're a good guy!' and felt like I wasn’t paying him any compliment at all. A good guy! There are hardly any guys who'd do that."
"So I went 'bang' with my gun and Tweel went 'puff' with his, and the barrels were throwing darts and getting ready to rush us, and booming about being friends. I had given up hope. Then suddenly an angel dropped right down from Heaven in the shape of Putz, with his under-jets blasting the barrels into very small pieces!
"So I went 'bang' with my gun and Tweel went 'puff' with his, and the barrels were throwing darts and getting ready to rush us, and booming about being friends. I had given up hope. Then suddenly an angel dropped right down from Heaven in the shape of Putz, with his under-jets blasting the barrels into very small pieces!"
"Wow! I let out a yell and dashed for the rocket; Putz opened the door and in I went, laughing and crying and shouting! It was a moment or so before I remembered Tweel; I looked around in time to see him rising in one of his nosedives over the mound and away.
"Wow! I yelled and ran for the rocket; Putz opened the door and I jumped in, laughing, crying, and shouting! It took me a moment to remember Tweel; I looked around just in time to see him diving down over the mound and away."
"I had a devil of a job arguing Putz into following! By the time we got the rocket aloft, darkness was down; you know how it comes here—like turning off a light. We sailed out over the desert and put down once or twice. I yelled 'Tweel!' and yelled it a hundred times, I guess. We couldn't find him; he could travel like the wind and all I got—or else I imagined it—was a faint trilling and twittering drifting out of the south. He'd gone, and damn it! I wish—I wish he hadn't!"
"I had a really tough time convincing Putz to follow! By the time we got the rocket off the ground, it was dark; you know how it gets here—like someone flipped a switch. We flew out over the desert and landed a couple of times. I shouted 'Tweel!' and probably yelled it a hundred times. We couldn't find him; he could move like the wind and all I heard—or maybe just imagined—was a faint trilling and twittering coming from the south. He was gone, and damn it! I wish—I wish he hadn’t!"
The four men of the Ares were silent—even the sardonic Harrison. At last little Leroy broke the stillness.
The four men of the Ares were quiet—even the sarcastic Harrison. Finally, little Leroy broke the silence.
"I should like to see," he murmured.
"I'd like to see," he murmured.
"Yeah," said Harrison. "And the wart-cure. Too bad you p. 27 missed that; it might be the cancer cure they've been hunting for a century and a half."
"Yeah," said Harrison. "And the wart cure. Too bad you p. 27 missed that; it might be the cancer cure they've been searching for for a century and a half."
"Oh, that!" muttered Jarvis gloomily. "That's what started the fight!" He drew a glistening object from his pocket.
"Oh, that!" muttered Jarvis darkly. "That's what kicked off the fight!" He pulled out a shiny object from his pocket.
"Here it is."
"Here it is."
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