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(Original First Edition Cover; 1843 Original Illustrations in Color by John Leech)
(Published in 1905; Illustrations in Black and White by G. A. Williams)
24022 (Published in 1915; Illustrations in Black and White and Color by By Arthur Rackham)
(First edition with original hand written pages; Black and White illustrations.)



"What do you want?" Scrooge said, as sharp and cold as ever.
"Why are you here?"

A CHRISTMAS CAROL

BY

CHARLES DICKENS

ILLUSTRATED BY ARTHUR RACKHAM

J. B. LIPPINCOTT COMPANY PHILADELPHIA AND NEW YORK
FIRST PUBLISHED 1915
ISBN: 0-397-00033-2
PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN

J. B. LIPPINCOTT COMPANY PHILADELPHIA AND NEW YORK
FIRST PUBLISHED 1915
ISBN: 0-397-00033-2
PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN


PREFACE

I have endeavoured in this Ghostly little book to raise the Ghost of an Idea which shall not put my readers out of humour with themselves, with each other, with the season, or with me. May it haunt their house pleasantly, and no one wish to lay it.

I’ve tried in this little ghost story to bring up an idea that won’t make my readers feel bad about themselves, each other, the time of year, or me. I hope it sticks around in their minds in a nice way, and that no one wants to get rid of it.

Their faithful Friend and Servant,

Their loyal friend and servant,

C. D.

C. D.

December, 1843.

December 1843.


CHARACTERS

Bob Cratchit, clerk to Ebenezer Scrooge.
Peter Cratchit, a son of the preceding.
Tim Cratchit ("Tiny Tim"), a cripple, youngest son of Bob Cratchit.
Mr. Fezziwig, a kind-hearted, jovial old merchant.
Fred, Scrooge's nephew.
Ghost of Christmas Past, a phantom showing things past.
Ghost of Christmas Present, a spirit of a kind, generous, and hearty nature.
Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, an apparition showing the shadows of things which yet may happen.
Ghost of Jacob Marley, a spectre of Scrooge's former partner in business.
Joe, a marine-store dealer and receiver of stolen goods.
Ebenezer Scrooge, a grasping, covetous old man, the surviving partner of the firm of Scrooge and Marley.
Mr. Topper, a bachelor.
Dick Wilkins, a fellow apprentice of Scrooge's.

Belle, a comely matron, an old sweetheart of Scrooge's.
Caroline, wife of one of Scrooge's debtors.
Mrs. Cratchit, wife of Bob Cratchit.
Belinda and Martha Cratchit, daughters of the preceding.

Mrs. Dilber, a laundress.
Fan, the sister of Scrooge.
Mrs. Fezziwig, the worthy partner of Mr. Fezziwig.

Bob Cratchit is Ebenezer Scrooge's clerk.
Peter Cratchit, Bob's son.
Tim Cratchit ("Tiny Tim") is Bob Cratchit's youngest son who has a disability.
Mr. Fezziwig was a kind and cheerful old businessman.
Fred, Scrooge’s nephew.
Ghost of Christmas Past, a spirit that reveals previous events.
Ghost of Christmas Present is a spirit that is kind, generous, and full of life.
Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, a figure representing the potential outcomes of future events.
The ghost of Jacob Marley, a spirit of Scrooge's old business partner.
Joe is a seller of secondhand goods and a handler of stolen items.
Ebenezer Scrooge is a greedy, miserly old man and the last partner of the firm Scrooge and Marley.
Mr. Topper, an unmarried man.
Dick Wilkins, a fellow apprentice of Scrooge.

Belle, a beautiful woman and Scrooge's former sweetheart.
Caroline, the wife of one of Scrooge's borrowers.
Mrs. Cratchit, Bob's wife.
Belinda and Martha Cratchit are the daughters of Bob and Mrs. Cratchit.

Mrs. Dilber, a laundry worker.
Fan, Scrooge's sister.
Mrs. Fezziwig, the esteemed partner of Mr. Fezziwig.

CONTENTS

STAVE ONE—MARLEY'S GHOST 3
STAVE TWO—THE FIRST OF THE THREE SPIRITS 37
STAVE THREE—THE SECOND OF THE THREE SPIRITS 69
STAVE FOUR—THE LAST OF THE SPIRITS 111
STAVE FIVE—THE END OF IT 137

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

IN COLOUR

"How now?" said Scrooge, caustic and cold as ever.
"What do you want with me?"
Frontispiece
Bob Cratchit went down a slide on Cornhill, at the end of a lane of boys, twenty times, in honour of its being Christmas Eve16
Nobody under the bed; nobody in the closet; nobody in his dressing-gown, which was hanging up in a suspicious attitude against the wall20
The air was filled with phantoms, wandering hither and thither in restless haste and moaning as they went32
Then old Fezziwig stood out to dance with Mrs. Fezziwig54
A flushed and boisterous group62
Laden with Christmas toys and presents64
The way he went after that plump sister in the lace tucker!100
"How are you?" said one.
"How are you?" returned the other.
"Well!" said the first. "Old Scratch has got his own at last, hey?"
114
"What do you call this?" said Joe. "Bed-curtains!"
"Ah!" returned the woman, laughing.... "Bed-curtains!"
"You don't mean to say you took 'em down, rings and all, with him lying there?" said Joe.
"Yes, I do," replied the woman. "Why not?"
120
"It's I, your uncle Scrooge. I have come to dinner. Will you let me in, Fred?"144
"Now, I'll tell you what, my friend," said Scrooge. "I am not going to stand this sort of thing any longer."146

IN BLACK AND WHITE

Tailpiecevi
Tailpiece to List of Coloured Illustrationsx
Tailpiece to List of Black and White Illustrationsxi
Heading to Stave One3
They were portly gentlemen, pleasant to behold12
On the wings of the wind28-29
Tailpiece to Stave One34
Heading to Stave Two37
He produced a decanter of curiously light wine and a block of curiously heavy cake50
She left him, and they parted60
Tailpiece to Stave Two65
Heading to Stave Three69
There was nothing very cheerful in the climate75
He had been Tim's blood-horse all the way from church84-85
With the pudding88
Heading to Stave Four111
Heading to Stave Five137
Tailpiece to Stave Five147



STAVE ONE


MARLEY'S GHOST

Marley was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it. And Scrooge's name was good upon 'Change for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.

Marley was dead, no question about it. The burial record was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it. And Scrooge's name was respected on the market for anything he wanted to do. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.

Mind! I don't mean to say that I know of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery[Pg 4] in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the country's done for. You will, therefore, permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.

Mind you! I don’t mean to suggest that I know what exactly makes a door-nail dead. I could have easily thought that a coffin-nail is the deadest piece of metal in the business. But there’s wisdom in the saying from our ancestors, and I won’t disturb it, or we’re all in trouble. So let me reiterate, loud and clear: Marley was as dead as a door-nail.[Pg 4]

Scrooge knew he was dead? Of course he did. How could it be otherwise? Scrooge and he were partners for I don't know how many years. Scrooge was his sole executor, his sole administrator, his sole assign, his sole residuary legatee, his sole friend, and sole mourner. And even Scrooge was not so dreadfully cut up by the sad event but that he was an excellent man of business on the very day of the funeral, and solemnised it with an undoubted bargain.

Scrooge knew he was dead? Of course he did. How could it be any other way? Scrooge and he were partners for I don't know how many years. Scrooge was his only executor, his only administrator, his only assignee, his only residual beneficiary, his only friend, and his only mourner. And even Scrooge wasn’t so broken up by the sad event that he wasn’t a fantastic businessman on the very day of the funeral, and he marked it with a definite deal.

The mention of Marley's funeral brings me back to the point I started from. There is no doubt that Marley was dead. This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate. If we were not perfectly convinced that Hamlet's father died before the play began, there would be nothing more remarkable in his taking a stroll at night, in an easterly wind, upon his own ramparts, than there would be in any other middle-aged gentleman rashly turning out after dark in a breezy spot—say St. Paul's Churchyard, for instance—literally to astonish his son's weak mind.[Pg 5]

The mention of Marley's funeral takes me back to where I started. There’s no doubt that Marley was dead. This needs to be clear, or there won't be anything remarkable about the story I'm about to tell. If we weren't completely convinced that Hamlet's father died before the play started, there would be nothing more surprising about him taking a stroll at night, in an easterly wind, on his own ramparts than there would be about any other middle-aged guy foolishly going out after dark in a breezy area—like St. Paul's Churchyard, for instance—just to shock his son’s fragile mind.[Pg 5]

Scrooge never painted out Old Marley's name. There it stood, years afterwards, above the warehouse door: Scrooge and Marley. The firm was known as Scrooge and Marley. Sometimes people new to the business called Scrooge Scrooge, and sometimes Marley, but he answered to both names. It was all the same to him.

Scrooge never removed Old Marley's name. It was still there, years later, above the warehouse door: Scrooge and Marley. The business was known as Scrooge and Marley. Sometimes new clients called Scrooge by his first name, and sometimes by Marley's, but he responded to both. It was all the same to him.

Oh! but he was a tight-fisted hand at the grindstone, Scrooge! a squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous old sinner! Hard and sharp as flint, from which no steel had ever struck out generous fire; secret, and self-contained, and solitary as an oyster. The cold within him froze his old features, nipped his pointed nose, shrivelled his cheek, stiffened his gait; made his eyes red, his thin lips blue; and spoke out shrewdly in his grating voice. A frosty rime was on his head, and on his eyebrows, and his wiry chin. He carried his own low temperature always about with him; he iced his office in the dog-days, and didn't thaw it one degree at Christmas.

Oh! But he was a miserly old man, Scrooge! A squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, greedy old sinner! Hard and sharp as flint, from which no steel had ever created a spark of generosity; secretive, self-contained, and as solitary as an oyster. The cold inside him froze his aged features, pinched his pointed nose, shriveled his cheek, stiffened his walk; made his eyes red, his thin lips blue; and came through sharply in his grating voice. A frosty coating sat on his head, his eyebrows, and his wiry chin. He carried his own low temperature wherever he went; he iced his office even in the hottest days of summer, and didn’t warm it up even a little at Christmas.

External heat and cold had little influence on Scrooge. No warmth could warm, no wintry weather chill him. No wind that blew was bitterer than he, no falling snow was more intent upon its purpose, no pelting rain less open to entreaty. Foul weather didn't know where to have him. The heaviest rain, and snow, and hail, and sleet could boast of the advan[Pg 6]tage over him in only one respect. They often 'came down' handsomely, and Scrooge never did.

External heat and cold had little effect on Scrooge. No warmth could warm him, and no wintry weather could chill him. No wind that blew was harsher than he was, no falling snow was more determined in its purpose, and no heavy rain was less open to persuasion. Bad weather didn't know how to deal with him. The heaviest rain, snow, hail, and sleet could only claim one advantage over him: they often came down beautifully, while Scrooge never did.

Nobody ever stopped him in the street to say, with gladsome looks, 'My dear Scrooge, how are you? When will you come to see me?' No beggars implored him to bestow a trifle, no children asked him what it was o'clock, no man or woman ever once in all his life inquired the way to such and such a place, of Scrooge. Even the blind men's dogs appeared to know him; and, when they saw him coming on, would tug their owners into doorways and up courts; and then would wag their tails as though they said, 'No eye at all is better than an evil eye, dark master!'

Nobody ever stopped him on the street to say, with cheerful smiles, 'Hey Scrooge, how are you? When are you coming to visit me?' No beggars pleaded with him for a little spare change, no kids asked him what time it was, and not a single man or woman ever asked Scrooge for directions to anywhere. Even the dogs of blind people seemed to recognize him; when they saw him approaching, they would pull their owners into doorways and alleyways, then wag their tails as if to say, 'No eye at all is better than a wicked eye, dark master!'

But what did Scrooge care? It was the very thing he liked. To edge his way along the crowded paths of life, warning all human sympathy to keep its distance, was what the knowing ones call 'nuts' to Scrooge.

But what did Scrooge care? It was exactly what he enjoyed. To make his way through the busy paths of life, pushing all human connection away, was what the wise folks call 'heaven' to Scrooge.

Once upon a time—of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve—old Scrooge sat busy in his counting-house. It was cold, bleak, biting weather; foggy withal; and he could hear the people in the court outside go wheezing up and down, beating their hands upon their breasts, and stamping their feet upon the pavement stones to warm them. The City clocks had only just gone three, but it was quite dark already—it had not been light all day—and candles were flaring in[Pg 7] the windows of the neighbouring offices, like ruddy smears upon the palpable brown air. The fog came pouring in at every chink and keyhole, and was so dense without, that, although the court was of the narrowest, the houses opposite were mere phantoms. To see the dingy cloud come drooping down, obscuring everything, one might have thought that nature lived hard by, and was brewing on a large scale.

Once upon a time—in all the good days of the year, on Christmas Eve—old Scrooge was busy in his counting-house. It was cold, bleak, and biting outside; foggy too; and he could hear the people in the courtyard wheezing as they moved up and down, rubbing their hands on their chests and stamping their feet on the pavement to stay warm. The city clocks had just struck three, but it was already quite dark—it hadn’t been light all day—and candles were flickering in[Pg 7] the windows of neighboring offices, looking like red smudges against the thick brown air. The fog poured in through every crack and keyhole, and it was so dense outside that, even though the courtyard was narrow, the houses across the way appeared as mere shadows. Watching the gloomy cloud descend and obscure everything, one might have thought that nature was nearby, brewing something on a grand scale.

The door of Scrooge's counting-house was open, that he might keep his eye upon his clerk, who in a dismal little cell beyond, a sort of tank, was copying letters. Scrooge had a very small fire, but the clerk's fire was so very much smaller that it looked like one coal. But he couldn't replenish it, for Scrooge kept the coal-box in his own room; and so surely as the clerk came in with the shovel, the master predicted that it would be necessary for them to part. Wherefore the clerk put on his white comforter, and tried to warm himself at the candle; in which effort, not being a man of strong imagination, he failed.

The door to Scrooge's office was open so he could keep an eye on his clerk, who was stuck in a gloomy little room nearby, basically a box, copying letters. Scrooge had a very small fire, but the clerk's fire was so tiny it looked like just one coal. He couldn't add more fuel to it because Scrooge kept the coal supply in his own room. As soon as the clerk came in with the shovel, Scrooge would hint that it was time for them to part ways. So the clerk wrapped himself in his white scarf and tried to warm up by the candle; unfortunately, since he didn't have a vivid imagination, he wasn't successful.

'A merry Christmas, uncle! God save you!' cried a cheerful voice. It was the voice of Scrooge's nephew, who came upon him so quickly that this was the first intimation he had of his approach.

"A Merry Christmas, Uncle! God bless you!" exclaimed a cheerful voice. It was Scrooge's nephew, who had approached him so suddenly that this was the first hint he had of his arrival.

'Bah!' said Scrooge. 'Humbug!'

'Bah!' said Scrooge. 'Nonsense!'

He had so heated himself with rapid walking in the fog and frost, this nephew of Scrooge's, that he was all[Pg 8] in a glow; his face was ruddy and handsome; his eyes sparkled, and his breath smoked again.

He had worked up such a sweat from rushing through the fog and frost that he was all[Pg 8] flushed; his face was rosy and good-looking; his eyes shone, and his breath fogged up in the cold air.

'Christmas a humbug, uncle!' said Scrooge's nephew. 'You don't mean that, I am sure?'

'Christmas is a scam, uncle!' said Scrooge's nephew. 'You can't really believe that, can you?'

'I do,' said Scrooge. 'Merry Christmas! What right have you to be merry? What reason have you to be merry? You're poor enough.'

'I do,' Scrooge said. 'Merry Christmas! What gives you the right to be happy? What do you have to be happy about? You're poor enough.'

'Come, then,' returned the nephew gaily. 'What right have you to be dismal? What reason have you to be morose? You're rich enough.'

'Come on,' the nephew replied cheerfully. 'Why should you be so gloomy? What’s your reason for being so grumpy? You've got plenty of money.'

Scrooge, having no better answer ready on the spur of the moment, said, 'Bah!' again; and followed it up with 'Humbug!'

Scrooge, not having a better response on the spot, said, 'Bah!' again, and added 'Humbug!'

'Don't be cross, uncle!' said the nephew.

'Don't be angry, Uncle!' said the nephew.

'What else can I be,' returned the uncle, 'when I live in such a world of fools as this? Merry Christmas! Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas-time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, and not an hour richer; a time for balancing your books, and having every item in 'em through a round dozen of months presented dead against you? If I could work my will,' said Scrooge indignantly, 'every idiot who goes about with "Merry Christmas" on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!'

"What else can I be," replied the uncle, "when I live in such a world of fools? Merry Christmas! Bah, humbug! What does Christmas mean to you but a time to pay bills you can’t afford; a time to realize you’re a year older and not a single penny richer; a time for balancing your books, only to find every item stacked against you after a long year? If I had my way," Scrooge said angrily, "every idiot who walks around saying 'Merry Christmas' should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. They should!"

'Uncle!' pleaded the nephew.[Pg 9]

'Uncle!' pleaded the nephew.

'Nephew!' returned the uncle sternly, 'keep Christmas in your own way, and let me keep it in mine.'

'Nephew!' the uncle replied sharply, 'you celebrate Christmas your way, and I'll celebrate it mine.'

'Keep it!' repeated Scrooge's nephew. 'But you don't keep it.'

"Keep it!" Scrooge's nephew repeated. "But you don't actually keep it."

'Let me leave it alone, then,' said Scrooge. 'Much good may it do you! Much good it has ever done you!'

'Fine, I’ll leave it alone, then,' said Scrooge. 'Hope it does you some good! It hasn’t done you any good in the past!'

'There are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare say,' returned the nephew; 'Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas-time, when it has come round—apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that—as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me good and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!'

"There are a lot of things I could have benefited from, but I haven't, I guess," replied the nephew. "Christmas is one of them. But I always think of Christmas time—setting aside the respect that's due to its sacred name and origin, if anything about it can be separate from that—as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, enjoyable time. It's the only time I can think of in the whole year when people seem to willingly open their closed hearts and think of others below them as if we're all just fellow travelers heading to the grave, and not a different species on different paths. So, uncle, even though it hasn't put a single dollar in my pocket, I believe it has helped me and will help me; and I say, God bless it!"

The clerk in the tank involuntarily applauded. Becoming immediately sensible of the impropriety, he[Pg 10] poked the fire, and extinguished the last frail spark for ever.

The clerk in the tank instinctively clapped his hands. Realizing how inappropriate that was, he[Pg 10] stirred the fire and snuffed out the last feeble spark for good.

'Let me hear another sound from you,' said Scrooge, 'and you'll keep your Christmas by losing your situation! You're quite a powerful speaker, sir,' he added, turning to his nephew. 'I wonder you don't go into Parliament.'

"Let me hear another sound from you," Scrooge said, "and you'll celebrate Christmas by losing your job! You're quite a talented speaker, sir," he added, turning to his nephew. "I wonder why you don't go into Parliament."

'Don't be angry, uncle. Come! Dine with us to-morrow.'

'Don't be mad, uncle. Come! Have dinner with us tomorrow.'

Scrooge said that he would see him——Yes, indeed he did. He went the whole length of the expression, and said that he would see him in that extremity first.

Scrooge said he would see him—Yes, he definitely did. He took the expression to its full extent, stating that he would see him in that situation first.

'But why?' cried Scrooge's nephew. 'Why?'

'But why?' exclaimed Scrooge's nephew. 'Why?'

'Why did you get married?' said Scrooge.

'Why did you get married?' Scrooge asked.

'Because I fell in love.'

'Because I fell for you.'

'Because you fell in love!' growled Scrooge, as if that were the only one thing in the world more ridiculous than a merry Christmas. 'Good afternoon!'

'Because you fell in love!' Scrooge snarled, as if that was the only thing in the world more ridiculous than a happy Christmas. 'Good afternoon!'

'Nay, uncle, but you never came to see me before that happened. Why give it as a reason for not coming now?'

'Nah, uncle, you never came to see me before that happened. So why is it a reason for not coming now?'

'Good afternoon,' said Scrooge.

"Good afternoon," said Scrooge.

'I want nothing from you; I ask nothing of you; why cannot we be friends?'

'I don't want anything from you; I'm not asking anything of you; why can't we just be friends?'

'Good afternoon!' said Scrooge.

"Good afternoon!" Scrooge said.

'I am sorry, with all my heart, to find you so resolute. We have never had any quarrel to which I[Pg 11] have been a party. But I have made the trial in homage to Christmas, and I'll keep my Christmas humour to the last. So A Merry Christmas, uncle!'

'I’m truly sorry to see you so determined. We’ve never had any disagreement that I’ve been involved in. But I’ve made this effort as a tribute to Christmas, and I’ll maintain my festive spirit until the end. So, Merry Christmas, Uncle!'

'Good afternoon,' said Scrooge.

"Good afternoon," Scrooge said.

'And A Happy New Year!'

'Happy New Year!'

'Good afternoon!' said Scrooge.

"Afternoon!" said Scrooge.

His nephew left the room without an angry word, notwithstanding. He stopped at the outer door to bestow the greetings of the season on the clerk, who, cold as he was, was warmer than Scrooge; for he returned them cordially.

His nephew left the room without saying anything angry. He paused at the outer door to wish the clerk a happy holiday, who, despite being cold, was warmer than Scrooge; he replied with genuine friendliness.

'There's another fellow,' muttered Scrooge, who overheard him: 'my clerk, with fifteen shillings a week, and a wife and family, talking about a merry Christmas. I'll retire to Bedlam.'

'There's another guy,' muttered Scrooge, who overheard him: 'my clerk, making fifteen shillings a week, with a wife and family, talking about a happy Christmas. I'll end up in a loony bin.'

This lunatic, in letting Scrooge's nephew out, had let two other people in. They were portly gentlemen, pleasant to behold, and now stood, with their hats off, in Scrooge's office. They had books and papers in their hands, and bowed to him.

This crazy guy, while letting Scrooge's nephew in, also allowed two other people to come inside. They were stout gentlemen, nice to look at, and now stood in Scrooge's office with their hats off. They were holding books and papers and bowed to him.

'Scrooge and Marley's, I believe,' said one of the gentlemen, referring to his list. 'Have I the pleasure of addressing Mr. Scrooge, or Mr. Marley?'

'Scrooge and Marley's, I think,' said one of the gentlemen, looking at his list. 'Am I speaking to Mr. Scrooge or Mr. Marley?'

'Mr. Marley has been dead these seven years,' Scrooge replied. 'He died seven years ago, this very night.'

'Mr. Marley has been dead for seven years,' Scrooge said. 'He died seven years ago, on this very night.'

'We have no doubt his liberality is well represented[Pg 12] by his surviving partner,' said the gentleman, presenting his credentials.

'We're sure that his generosity is well represented[Pg 12] by his surviving partner,' said the gentleman, showing his credentials.

THEY WERE PORTLY GENTLEMEN, PLEASANT TO BEHOLD They were well-built gentlemen, nice to look at.

It certainly was; for they had been two kindred spirits. At the ominous word 'liberality' Scrooge frowned, and shook his head, and handed the credentials back.

It definitely was; they had been two kindred spirits. At the disturbing word 'liberality,' Scrooge frowned, shook his head, and returned the credentials.

'At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge,' said the gentleman, taking up a pen, 'it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight[Pg 13] provision for the poor and destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time. Many thousands are in want of common necessaries; hundreds of thousands are in want of common comforts, sir.'

'During this festive time of year, Mr. Scrooge,' said the gentleman, picking up a pen, 'it's especially important that we make some small provision for the poor and those in need, who are suffering greatly right now. Many thousands are lacking basic necessities; hundreds of thousands are in need of ordinary comforts, sir.'

'Are there no prisons?' asked Scrooge.

'Are there no prisons?' asked Scrooge.

'Plenty of prisons,' said the gentleman, laying down the pen again.

'There are plenty of prisons,' said the man, setting the pen down again.

'And the Union workhouses?' demanded Scrooge. 'Are they still in operation?'

'And what about the workhouses?' Scrooge asked. 'Are they still running?'

'They are. Still,' returned the gentleman, 'I wish I could say they were not.'

'They are. Still,' the gentleman replied, 'I wish I could say they weren't.'

'The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?' said Scrooge.

'So the Treadmill and the Poor Law are still going strong?' said Scrooge.

'Both very busy, sir.'

'Both are really busy, sir.'

'Oh! I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course,' said Scrooge. 'I am very glad to hear it.'

"Oh! I was worried, from what you initially said, that something had happened to interrupt them in their helpful path," said Scrooge. "I’m really glad to hear that."

'Under the impression that they scarcely furnish Christian cheer of mind or body to the multitude,' returned the gentleman, 'a few of us are endeavouring to raise a fund to buy the Poor some meat and drink, and means of warmth. We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices. What shall I put you down for?'

"Thinking that they hardly provide any Christian comfort for the people," the gentleman replied, "a few of us are trying to raise money to buy some food and drink for the poor, as well as ways to keep them warm. We picked this time because it's when need is strongly felt, and abundance is celebrated. How much should I put you down for?"

'Nothing!' Scrooge replied.

"Nothing!" Scrooge replied.

'You wish to be anonymous?'[Pg 14]

'You want to be anonymous?'[Pg 14]

'I wish to be left alone,' said Scrooge. 'Since you ask me what I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer. I don't make merry myself at Christmas, and I can't afford to make idle people merry. I help to support the establishments I have mentioned—they cost enough: and those who are badly off must go there.'

"I want to be left alone," Scrooge said. "Since you're asking what I want, gentlemen, that's my answer. I don't celebrate Christmas myself, and I can't afford to make lazy people happy. I help support the institutions I've mentioned—they're expensive enough; those who are struggling need to go there."

'Many can't go there; and many would rather die.'

'Many can't go there, and many would rather die.'

'If they would rather die,' said Scrooge, 'they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population. Besides—excuse me—I don't know that.'

'If they would rather die,' said Scrooge, 'they should just do it and reduce the surplus population. Besides—excuse me—I’m not sure about that.'

'But you might know it,' observed the gentleman.

"But you might know it," the gentleman noted.

'It's not my business,' Scrooge returned. 'It's enough for a man to understand his own business, and not to interfere with other people's. Mine occupies me constantly. Good afternoon, gentlemen!'

"It's not my concern," Scrooge replied. "It's enough for a person to focus on their own affairs and not meddle in others'. Mine keeps me busy all the time. Good afternoon, gentlemen!"

Seeing clearly that it would be useless to pursue their point, the gentlemen withdrew. Scrooge resumed his labours with an improved opinion of himself, and in a more facetious temper than was usual with him.

Seeing clearly that it would be pointless to continue their argument, the gentlemen left. Scrooge went back to work with a better view of himself and in a more playful mood than usual.

Meanwhile the fog and darkness thickened so, that people ran about with flaring links, proffering their services to go before horses in carriages, and conduct them on their way. The ancient tower of a church, whose gruff old bell was always peeping slyly down at Scrooge out of a Gothic window in the wall, became[Pg 15] invisible, and struck the hours and quarters in the clouds, with tremulous vibrations afterwards, as if its teeth were chattering in its frozen head up there. The cold became intense. In the main street, at the corner of the court, some labourers were repairing the gas-pipes, and had lighted a great fire in a brazier, round which a party of ragged men and boys were gathered: warming their hands and winking their eyes before the blaze in rapture. The water-plug being left in solitude, its overflowings suddenly congealed, and turned to misanthropic ice. The brightness of the shops, where holly sprigs and berries crackled in the lamp heat of the windows, made pale faces ruddy as they passed. Poulterers' and grocers' trades became a splendid joke: a glorious pageant, with which it was next to impossible to believe that such dull principles as bargain and sale had anything to do. The Lord Mayor, in the stronghold of the mighty Mansion House, gave orders to his fifty cooks and butlers to keep Christmas as a Lord Mayor's household should; and even the little tailor, whom he had fined five shillings on the previous Monday for being drunk and bloodthirsty in the streets, stirred up to-morrow's pudding in his garret, while his lean wife and the baby sallied out to buy the beef.

Meanwhile, the fog and darkness thickened so much that people rushed around with flaming torches, offering to lead horses pulling carriages on their way. The old church tower, whose gruff bell always peeked slyly down at Scrooge from a Gothic window, became [Pg 15] invisible, striking the hours and quarters in the clouds, vibrating afterwards as if its teeth were chattering in its frozen head up there. The cold intensified. In the main street, at the corner of the court, some workers were repairing the gas pipes and had lit a huge fire in a brazier, around which a group of ragged men and boys huddled, warming their hands and blinking at the flames in delight. The water plug, left alone, overflowed and suddenly froze into misanthropic ice. The bright shop windows, where holly sprigs and berries crackled in the warmth of the lamps, made pale faces glow as they passed by. The business of poulterers and grocers became a splendid joke: a glorious spectacle, making it hard to believe that such boring matters as buying and selling had anything to do with it. The Lord Mayor, safe in his grand Mansion House, ordered his fifty cooks and butlers to celebrate Christmas as any Lord Mayor's household should; and even the little tailor, who had been fined five shillings the previous Monday for being drunk and unruly in the streets, stirred the pudding for tomorrow in his attic while his thin wife and the baby went out to buy the beef.

Foggier yet, and colder! Piercing, searching, biting cold. If the good St. Dunstan had but nipped the[Pg 16] Evil Spirit's nose with a touch of such weather as that, instead of using his familiar weapons, then indeed he would have roared to lusty purpose. The owner of one scant young nose, gnawed and mumbled by the hungry cold as bones are gnawed by dogs, stooped down at Scrooge's keyhole to regale him with a Christmas carol; but, at the first sound of

Foggier and colder! The cold was sharp, biting, and intense. If good St. Dunstan had just pinched the Evil Spirit's nose with weather like this, instead of using his usual tools, he would have really made a powerful statement. The owner of a young nose, barely protected and chewed by the icy air like dogs chew on bones, bent down at Scrooge's keyhole to sing him a Christmas carol; but at the first sound of

'God bless you, merry gentleman,
May nothing you dismay!'

"Bless you, happy man,"
Hope nothing troubles you!

Scrooge seized the ruler with such energy of action that the singer fled in terror, leaving the keyhole to the fog, and even more congenial frost.

Scrooge grabbed the ruler with such force that the singer ran away in fear, abandoning the keyhole to the fog and even more welcoming frost.

At length the hour of shutting up the counting-house arrived. With an ill-will Scrooge dismounted from his stool, and tacitly admitted the fact to the expectant clerk in the tank, who instantly snuffed his candle out, and put on his hat.

At last, it was time to close the office for the day. With a grumpy attitude, Scrooge got off his stool and silently acknowledged it to the eager clerk in the booth, who immediately blew out his candle and put on his hat.

'You'll want all day to-morrow, I suppose?' said Scrooge.

"You'll want all day tomorrow, I guess?" said Scrooge.

'If quite convenient, sir.'

'If it's convenient, sir.'

'It's not convenient,' said Scrooge, 'and it's not fair. If I was to stop half-a-crown for it, you'd think yourself ill used, I'll be bound?'

"It's not convenient," Scrooge said, "and it's not fair. If I were to take half a crown for it, you’d think you were getting a raw deal, I’m sure?"

The clerk smiled faintly.

The clerk smiled weakly.

'And yet,' said Scrooge, 'you don't think me ill used when I pay a day's wages for no work.'

'And yet,' said Scrooge, 'you don’t think I'm being treated unfairly when I pay a day’s wages for no work.'

Bob Cratchit slid down a slide on Cornhill, at the end of a row of boys, twenty times, to celebrate Christmas Eve.

The clerk observed that it was only once a year.

The clerk noticed that it happened only once a year.

'A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every twenty-fifth of December!' said Scrooge, buttoning his greatcoat to the chin. 'But I suppose you must have the whole day. Be here all the earlier next morning.'

'A weak excuse for picking someone's pocket every December 25th!' said Scrooge, buttoning his greatcoat all the way to his chin. 'But I guess you have to take the whole day off. Just make sure to be here even earlier the next morning.'

The clerk promised that he would; and Scrooge walked out with a growl. The office was closed in a twinkling, and the clerk, with the long ends of his white comforter dangling below his waist (for he boasted no greatcoat), went down a slide on Cornhill, at the end of a lane of boys, twenty times, in honour of its being Christmas Eve, and then ran home to Camden Town as hard as he could pelt, to play at blind man's-buff.

The clerk promised he would, and Scrooge walked out grumbling. The office closed in a flash, and the clerk, with the long ends of his white scarf hanging down, since he didn't have a overcoat, slid down a hill on Cornhill, joined by a gang of boys, twenty times to celebrate Christmas Eve, and then ran home to Camden Town as fast as he could to play blind man's buff.

Scrooge took his melancholy dinner in his usual melancholy tavern; and having read all the newspapers, and beguiled the rest of the evening with his banker's book, went home to bed. He lived in chambers which had once belonged to his deceased partner. They were a gloomy suite of rooms, in a lowering pile of building up a yard, where it had so little business to be, that one could scarcely help fancying it must have run there when it was a young house, playing at hide-and-seek with other houses, and have forgotten the way out again. It was old enough now, and dreary enough; for nobody lived in it but[Pg 18] Scrooge, the other rooms being all let out as offices. The yard was so dark that even Scrooge, who knew its every stone, was fain to grope with his hands. The fog and frost so hung about the black old gateway of the house, that it seemed as if the Genius of the Weather sat in mournful meditation on the threshold.

Scrooge had his sad dinner at his usual gloomy tavern; after reading all the papers and spending the rest of the evening with his bank statement, he went home to bed. He lived in rooms that once belonged to his late partner. They were a bleak suite of rooms in a dark building tucked away in a yard, where it seemed so out of place that one could almost imagine it had dashed there when it was a young house, playing hide-and-seek with other buildings, and forgot how to get back out. Now, it was old and dreary because nobody lived there except Scrooge, with the other rooms all rented out as offices. The yard was so dark that even Scrooge, who knew every inch of it, had to feel his way around. The fog and frost lingered around the old black gateway of the house, making it seem like the Spirit of the Weather was sitting in sad thought on the doorstep.

Now, it is a fact that there was nothing at all particular about the knocker on the door, except that it was very large. It is also a fact that Scrooge had seen it, night and morning, during his whole residence in that place; also that Scrooge had as little of what is called fancy about him as any man in the City of London, even including—which is a bold word—the corporation, aldermen, and livery. Let it also be borne in mind that Scrooge had not bestowed one thought on Marley since his last mention of his seven-years'-dead partner that afternoon. And then let any man explain to me, if he can, how it happened that Scrooge, having his key in the lock of the door, saw in the knocker, without its undergoing any intermediate process of change—not a knocker, but Marley's face.

Now, it's true that there was nothing special about the knocker on the door, except that it was very large. It’s also true that Scrooge had seen it, day and night, throughout his entire time in that place; and that Scrooge had as little imagination as any man in the City of London, even including—which is a bold statement—the corporation, aldermen, and livery. Keep in mind that Scrooge hadn’t thought about Marley at all since he last mentioned his partner, who had been dead for seven years, earlier that afternoon. So, can anyone explain how it happened that Scrooge, with his key in the lock of the door, saw in the knocker—without any kind of change—not just a knocker, but Marley’s face?

Marley's face. It was not in impenetrable shadow, as the other objects in the yard were, but had a dismal light about it, like a bad lobster in a dark cellar. It was not angry or ferocious, but looked at Scrooge as Marley used to look; with ghostly spectacles turned up on its ghostly forehead. The hair was curiously[Pg 19] stirred, as if by breath or hot air; and, though the eyes were wide open, they were perfectly motionless. That, and its livid colour, made it horrible; but its horror seemed to be in spite of the face, and beyond its control, rather than a part of its own expression.

Marley's face. It wasn't completely in shadow like the other things in the yard, but had a gloomy light about it, like a bad lobster in a dark cellar. It didn't look angry or fierce, but stared at Scrooge the way Marley used to, with ghostly glasses perched on its ghostly forehead. The hair was oddly stirred, as if by breath or warm air; and although the eyes were wide open, they were completely still. That, along with its pale color, made it terrifying; but the terror seemed to come from the face itself, and felt beyond its control, rather than being a part of its expression.

As Scrooge looked fixedly at this phenomenon, it was a knocker again.

As Scrooge stared intently at this sight, it was a knocker once more.

To say that he was not startled, or that his blood was not conscious of a terrible sensation to which it had been a stranger from infancy, would be untrue. But he put his hand upon the key he had relinquished, turned it sturdily, walked in, and lighted his candle.

To say he wasn't shocked or that his body didn't feel a terrible sensation it had never experienced before would be a lie. But he put his hand on the key he had let go of, turned it firmly, walked in, and lit his candle.

He did pause, with a moment's irresolution, before he shut the door; and he did look cautiously behind it first, as if he half expected to be terrified with the sight of Marley's pigtail sticking out into the hall. But there was nothing on the back of the door, except the screws and nuts that held the knocker on, so he said, 'Pooh, pooh!' and closed it with a bang.

He paused for a moment, uncertain, before shutting the door; and he looked cautiously behind it first, as if he half expected to see Marley's pigtail sticking out into the hall. But there was nothing on the back of the door, just the screws and nuts that held the knocker on, so he said, 'Pooh, pooh!' and slammed it shut.

The sound resounded through the house like thunder. Every room above, and every cask in the wine-merchant's cellars below, appeared to have a separate peal of echoes of its own. Scrooge was not a man to be frightened by echoes. He fastened the door, and walked across the hall, and up the stairs: slowly, too: trimming his candle as he went.

The sound echoed through the house like thunder. Every room upstairs and every barrel in the wine merchant's cellars below seemed to have its own unique echo. Scrooge wasn't someone who would be scared by echoes. He locked the door and walked across the hall and up the stairs slowly, adjusting his candle as he went.

You may talk vaguely about driving a coach and six[Pg 20] up a good old flight of stairs, or through a bad young Act of Parliament; but I mean to say you might have got a hearse up that staircase, and taken it broadwise, with the splinter-bar towards the wall, and the door towards the balustrades: and done it easy. There was plenty of width for that, and room to spare; which is perhaps the reason why Scrooge thought he saw a locomotive hearse going on before him in the gloom. Half-a-dozen gas-lamps out of the street wouldn't have lighted the entry too well, so you may suppose that it was pretty dark with Scrooge's dip.

You might talk vaguely about driving a coach and six[Pg 20] up a good old set of stairs, or through a bad new law; but what I mean is you could have gotten a hearse up that staircase and turned it sideways, with the splinter-bar against the wall and the door facing the banister—and done it easily. There was plenty of space for that, and even extra room; which might explain why Scrooge thought he saw a locomotive hearse moving ahead of him in the darkness. Half a dozen gas lamps from the street wouldn't have lit up the entrance very well, so you can imagine it was pretty dark with Scrooge's flickering light.

Up Scrooge went, not caring a button for that. Darkness is cheap, and Scrooge liked it. But, before he shut his heavy door, he walked through his rooms to see that all was right. He had just enough recollection of the face to desire to do that.

Up went Scrooge, not caring at all. Darkness is inexpensive, and Scrooge preferred it. But before he closed his heavy door, he wandered through his rooms to make sure everything was in order. He remembered just enough of the face to want to do that.

Sitting-room, bedroom, lumber-room. All as they should be. Nobody under the table, nobody under the sofa; a small fire in the grate; spoon and basin ready; and the little saucepan of gruel (Scrooge had a cold in his head) upon the hob. Nobody under the bed; nobody in the closet; nobody in his dressing-gown, which was hanging up in a suspicious attitude against the wall. Lumber-room as usual. Old fire-guard, old shoes, two fish baskets, washing-stand on three legs, and a poker.

Living room, bedroom, storage room. Everything looks just right. No one under the table, no one under the couch; a small fire in the fireplace; spoon and bowl ready; and the little pot of gruel (Scrooge had a cold) on the stove. No one under the bed; no one in the closet; no one in his robe, which was hanging in a suspicious way against the wall. Storage room as usual. Old fire screen, worn-out shoes, two fish baskets, a wobbly washstand, and a poker.

No one under the bed;
no one in the closet; no one in his dressing gown,
which was suspiciously hanging up against the wall

Quite satisfied, he closed his door, and locked himself[Pg 21] in; double locked himself in, which was not his custom. Thus secured against surprise, he took off his cravat; put on his dressing-gown and slippers, and his nightcap; and sat down before the fire to take his gruel.

Feeling pleased, he shut his door and locked himself[Pg 21] inside; he even double-locked it, which wasn’t his usual practice. With that extra layer of security against unexpected visitors, he removed his tie, slipped into his dressing gown and slippers, put on his nightcap, and settled down in front of the fire to have his gruel.

It was a very low fire indeed; nothing on such a bitter night. He was obliged to sit close to it, and brood over it, before he could extract the least sensation of warmth from such a handful of fuel. The fireplace was an old one, built by some Dutch merchant long ago, and paved all round with quaint Dutch tiles, designed to illustrate the Scriptures. There were Cains and Abels, Pharaoh's daughters, Queens of Sheba, Angelic messengers descending through the air on clouds like feather-beds, Abrahams, Belshazzars, Apostles putting off to sea in butter-boats, hundreds of figures to attract his thoughts; and yet that face of Marley, seven years dead, came like the ancient Prophet's rod, and swallowed up the whole. If each smooth tile had been a blank at first, with power to shape some picture on its surface from the disjointed fragments of his thoughts, there would have been a copy of old Marley's head on every one.

It was a really small fire; nothing to keep you warm on such a frigid night. He had to sit close to it, staring into it, before he could feel any warmth from such a meager pile of fuel. The fireplace was old, built by some Dutch merchant ages ago, and surrounded by unique Dutch tiles that illustrated stories from the Bible. There were images of Cain and Abel, Pharaoh's daughters, the Queen of Sheba, angels coming down from the sky on fluffy clouds, Abraham, Belshazzar, and apostles setting out to sea in small boats—hundreds of pictures to occupy his mind. And yet, the face of Marley, seven years dead, loomed like a long-lost prophet’s staff, overshadowing everything. If each smooth tile had started out as a blank canvas, capable of forming an image from the scattered pieces of his thoughts, there would have been a version of old Marley’s face on every single one.

'Humbug!' said Scrooge; and walked across the room.

'Humbug!' said Scrooge, and he walked across the room.

After several turns he sat down again. As he threw his head back in the chair, his glance happened to rest[Pg 22] upon a bell, a disused bell, that hung in the room, and communicated, for some purpose now forgotten, with a chamber in the highest storey of the building. It was with great astonishment, and with a strange, inexplicable dread, that, as he looked, he saw this bell begin to swing. It swung so softly in the outset that it scarcely made a sound; but soon it rang out loudly, and so did every bell in the house.

After a few minutes, he sat down again. As he leaned back in the chair, his gaze landed on a bell, an unused bell, that hung in the room and was connected, for some forgotten reason, to a room on the highest floor of the building. To his great surprise and with a strange, inexplicable fear, he watched as the bell started to swing. At first, it moved so gently that it barely made a sound; but soon it rang out loudly, and every bell in the house joined in.

This might have lasted half a minute, or a minute, but it seemed an hour. The bells ceased, as they had begun, together. They were succeeded by a clanking noise deep down below as if some person were dragging a heavy chain over the casks in the wine-merchant's cellar. Scrooge then remembered to have heard that ghosts in haunted houses were described as dragging chains.

This could have lasted half a minute or a minute, but it felt like an hour. The bells stopped, just as they had started, all at once. They were replaced by a clanking sound coming from deep below, as if someone was dragging a heavy chain over the barrels in the wine merchant's cellar. Scrooge then recalled hearing that ghosts in haunted houses were said to drag chains.

The cellar door flew open with a booming sound, and then he heard the noise much louder on the floors below; then coming up the stairs; then coming straight towards his door.

The cellar door swung open with a loud bang, and then he heard the noise much louder on the floors below; then it came up the stairs; then it came right toward his door.

'It's humbug still!' said Scrooge. 'I won't believe it.'

"It's nonsense!" said Scrooge. "I won't buy it."

His colour changed, though, when, without a pause, it came on through the heavy door and passed into the room before his eyes. Upon its coming in, the dying flame leaped up, as though it cried, 'I know him! Marley's Ghost!' and fell again.[Pg 23]

His color changed, though, when it entered the room through the heavy door without stopping. As it came in, the dying flame flickered up, as if it shouted, 'I know him! Marley's Ghost!' and then it flickered down again.[Pg 23]

The same face: the very same. Marley in his pigtail, usual waistcoat, tights, and boots; the tassels on the latter bristling, like his pigtail, and his coat-skirts, and the hair upon his head. The chain he drew was clasped about his middle. It was long, and wound about him like a tail; and it was made (for Scrooge observed it closely) of cash-boxes, keys, padlocks, ledgers, deeds, and heavy purses wrought in steel. His body was transparent: so that Scrooge, observing him, and looking through his waistcoat, could see the two buttons on his coat behind.

The same face: exactly the same. Marley with his pigtail, usual waistcoat, tights, and boots; the tassels on the boots sticking out like his pigtail, coat tails, and the hair on his head. The chain he dragged was wrapped around his waist. It was long and wound around him like a tail; and Scrooge saw it clearly made of cash boxes, keys, padlocks, ledgers, deeds, and heavy purses made of steel. His body was transparent: so that Scrooge, looking at him and through his waistcoat, could see the two buttons on his coat from behind.

Scrooge had often heard it said that Marley had no bowels, but he had never believed it until now.

Scrooge had often heard people say that Marley had no compassion, but he had never believed it until now.

No, nor did he believe it even now. Though he looked the phantom through and through, and saw it standing before him; though he felt the chilling influence of its death-cold eyes, and marked the very texture of the folded kerchief bound about its head and chin, which wrapper he had not observed before, he was still incredulous, and fought against his senses.

No, he didn’t believe it even now. Even though he could see the ghost clearly and felt the coldness of its deathly eyes, and noticed the texture of the folded cloth wrapped around its head and chin, something he hadn’t seen before, he still doubted it and struggled against what his senses were telling him.

'How now!' said Scrooge, caustic and cold as ever. 'What do you want with me?'

'What do you want?' said Scrooge, sharp and chilly as usual. 'Why are you here?'

'Much!'—Marley's voice; no doubt about it.

'Definitely!'—Marley's voice; no question about it.

'Who are you?'

'Who are you?'

'Ask me who I was.'

'Ask me who I am.'

'Who were you, then?' said Scrooge, raising his voice. 'You're particular, for a shade.' He was[Pg 24] going to say 'to a shade,' but substituted this, as more appropriate.

'Who are you, then?' Scrooge said, raising his voice. 'You're pretty specific for a ghost.' He was[Pg 24] going to say 'for a ghost,' but changed it to this, as it seemed more fitting.

'In life I was your partner, Jacob Marley.'

'In life, I was your partner, Jacob Marley.'

'Can you—can you sit down?' asked Scrooge, looking doubtfully at him.

'Can you—can you sit down?' Scrooge asked, eyeing him uncertainly.

'I can.'

"I can do it."

'Do it, then.'

'Just do it.'

Scrooge asked the question, because he didn't know whether a ghost so transparent might find himself in a condition to take a chair; and felt that in the event of its being impossible, it might involve the necessity of an embarrassing explanation. But the Ghost sat down on the opposite side of the fireplace, as if he were quite used to it.

Scrooge asked the question because he wasn't sure if a ghost so transparent could actually take a seat, and he worried that if it couldn't, it might lead to an awkward explanation. But the Ghost sat down on the other side of the fireplace, as if it were completely normal for him.

'You don't believe in me,' observed the Ghost.

'You don't believe in me,' said the Ghost.

'I don't,' said Scrooge.

"I don't," said Scrooge.

'What evidence would you have of my reality beyond that of your own senses?'

'What proof do you have of my existence other than your own senses?'

'I don't know,' said Scrooge.

"I don't know," Scrooge said.

'Why do you doubt your senses?'

'Why do you question what you see and feel?'

'Because,' said Scrooge, 'a little thing affects them. A slight disorder of the stomach makes them cheats. You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!'

'Because,' said Scrooge, 'little things affect them. A slight upset stomach makes them dishonest. You might be an undigested piece of beef, a splash of mustard, a crumb of cheese, or a bit of undercooked potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!'

Scrooge was not much in the habit of cracking jokes,[Pg 25] nor did he feel in his heart by any means waggish then. The truth is, that he tried to be smart, as a means of distracting his own attention, and keeping down his terror; for the spectre's voice disturbed the very marrow in his bones.

Scrooge wasn't really the type to crack jokes,[Pg 25] nor did he feel even a little bit playful at that moment. The truth is, he attempted to be clever as a way to distract himself and suppress his fear; the ghost's voice rattled him to his core.

To sit staring at those fixed, glazed eyes in silence, for a moment, would play, Scrooge felt, the very deuce with him. There was something very awful, too, in the spectre's being provided with an infernal atmosphere of his own. Scrooge could not feel it himself, but this was clearly the case; for though the Ghost sat perfectly motionless, its hair, and skirts, and tassels were still agitated as by the hot vapour from an oven.

To sit staring at those fixed, glazed eyes in silence for a moment would seriously mess with Scrooge's mind. There was something really unsettling about the fact that the ghost had its own hellish atmosphere. Scrooge couldn't feel it himself, but it was obviously true; even though the ghost sat completely still, its hair, robes, and tassels were still moving as if they were being stirred by hot steam from an oven.

'You see this toothpick?' said Scrooge, returning quickly to the charge, for the reason just assigned; and wishing, though it were only for a second, to divert the vision's stony gaze from himself.

'You see this toothpick?' Scrooge said, quickly jumping back into the conversation for the reason just mentioned, hoping, even if just for a moment, to shift the cold stare of the vision away from him.

'I do,' replied the Ghost.

"I do," said the Ghost.

'You are not looking at it,' said Scrooge.

'You’re not looking at it,' Scrooge said.

'But I see it,' said the Ghost, 'notwithstanding.'

'But I see it,' the Ghost said, 'regardless.'

'Well!' returned Scrooge, 'I have but to swallow this, and be for the rest of my days persecuted by a legion of goblins, all of my own creation. Humbug, I tell you: humbug!'

'Well!' Scrooge replied, 'I just have to accept this, and I'll spend the rest of my life haunted by a bunch of goblins, all made by me. Nonsense, I say: nonsense!'

At this the spirit raised a frightful cry, and shook its chain with such a dismal and appalling noise, that[Pg 26] Scrooge held on tight to his chair, to save himself from falling in a swoon. But how much greater was his horror when the phantom, taking off the bandage round his head, as if it were too warm to wear indoors, its lower jaw dropped down upon its breast!

At this, the spirit let out a terrifying scream and rattled its chains with such a dreadful and shocking noise that[Pg 26] Scrooge gripped his chair tightly to keep from fainting. But his fear grew even more when the phantom, removing the bandage from its head as if it were too hot to wear inside, let its jaw drop down onto its chest!

Scrooge fell upon his knees, and clasped his hands before his face.

Scrooge dropped to his knees and covered his face with his hands.

'Mercy!' he said. 'Dreadful apparition, why do you trouble me?'

"Mercy!" he exclaimed. "Terrible ghost, why are you bothering me?"

'Man of the worldly mind!' replied the Ghost, 'do you believe in me or not?'

'Worldly man!' replied the Ghost, 'do you believe in me or not?'

'I do,' said Scrooge; 'I must. But why do spirits walk the earth, and why do they come to me?'

"I do," said Scrooge; "I must. But why do spirits roam the earth, and why do they come to me?"

'It is required of every man,' the Ghost returned, 'that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide; and, if that spirit goes not forth in life, it is condemned to do so after death. It is doomed to wander through the world—oh, woe is me!—and witness what it cannot share, but might have shared on earth, and turned to happiness!'

'Every person is required,' the Ghost replied, 'to let the spirit inside them roam among others and explore the world; and if that spirit doesn’t venture out while they are alive, it is doomed to do so after death. It is cursed to wander the earth—oh, how tragic!—and see what it cannot be a part of, but could have experienced on earth, turning it into joy!'

Again the spectre raised a cry, and shook its chain and wrung its shadowy hands.

Again the ghost let out a cry, rattled its chains, and wrung its shadowy hands.

'You are fettered,' said Scrooge, trembling. 'Tell me why?'

'You're chained,' said Scrooge, shaking. 'Why is that?'

'I wear the chain I forged in life,' replied the Ghost. 'I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it[Pg 27] on of my own free will, and of my own free will I wore it. Is its pattern strange to you?'

'I wear the chain I created in life,' replied the Ghost. 'I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I wrapped it[Pg 27] around myself of my own choice, and I chose to wear it. Does its design seem strange to you?'

Scrooge trembled more and more.

Scrooge shook more and more.

'Or would you know,' pursued the Ghost, 'the weight and length of the strong coil you bear yourself? It was full as heavy and as long as this seven Christmas Eves ago. You have laboured on it since. It is a ponderous chain!'

"Or would you know," the Ghost continued, "the weight and length of the heavy chain you carry? It was just as heavy and as long as it was seven Christmas Eves ago. You have been working on it ever since. It’s a really heavy chain!"

Scrooge glanced about him on the floor, in the expectation of finding himself surrounded by some fifty or sixty fathoms of iron cable; but he could see nothing.

Scrooge looked around on the floor, expecting to find himself surrounded by about fifty or sixty fathoms of iron cable, but he didn’t see anything.

'Jacob!' he said imploringly. 'Old Jacob Marley, tell me more! Speak comfort to me, Jacob!'

'Jacob!' he said desperately. 'Old Jacob Marley, tell me more! Please, comfort me, Jacob!'

'I have none to give,' the Ghost replied. 'It comes from other regions, Ebenezer Scrooge, and is conveyed by other ministers, to other kinds of men. Nor can I tell you what I would. A very little more is all permitted to me. I cannot rest, I cannot stay, I cannot linger anywhere. My spirit never walked beyond our counting-house—mark me;—in life my spirit never roved beyond the narrow limits of our money-changing hole; and weary journeys lie before me!'

'I have nothing to give,' the Ghost replied. 'It comes from other places, Ebenezer Scrooge, and is delivered by different messengers, to other types of people. Nor can I share what I’d like to. Just a little more is all I'm allowed. I can't rest, I can't stay, I can't linger anywhere. My spirit never walked beyond our office—listen to me;—in life my spirit never wandered beyond the cramped confines of our money-changing space; and exhausting journeys lie ahead of me!'

It was a habit with Scrooge, whenever he became thoughtful, to put his hands in his breeches pockets. Pondering on what the Ghost had said, he did so now, but without lifting up his eyes, or getting off his knees.[Pg 28]

It was a habit of Scrooge's, whenever he became lost in thought, to put his hands in his pants pockets. Thinking about what the Ghost had said, he did that now, but he didn't lift his eyes or get off his knees.[Pg 28]

ON THE WINGS OF THE WIND ON THE WINGS OF THE WIND

'You must have been very slow about it, Jacob,' Scrooge observed in a business-like manner, though with humility and deference.

'You must have taken your time with it, Jacob,' Scrooge noted in a professional tone, but with a sense of humility and respect.

'Slow!' the Ghost repeated.

"Slow!" the Ghost said again.

'Seven years dead,' mused Scrooge. 'And travelling all the time?'

'Seven years dead,' Scrooge thought. 'And traveling all this time?'

'The whole time,' said the Ghost. 'No rest, no peace. Incessant torture of remorse.'

"The whole time," said the Ghost. "No rest, no peace. Constant torment of regret."

'You travel fast?' said Scrooge.

"Do you travel fast?" said Scrooge.

'On the wings of the wind,' replied the Ghost.

'On the wings of the wind,' replied the Ghost.

'You might have got over a great quantity of ground in seven years,' said Scrooge.

'You might have covered a lot of ground in seven years,' said Scrooge.

The Ghost, on hearing this, set up another cry, and clanked its chain so hideously in the dead silence of the night, that the Ward would have been justified in indicting it for a nuisance.

The Ghost, upon hearing this, let out another wail and rattled its chain so gruesomely in the complete silence of the night that the Ward could have rightfully charged it with a disturbance.

'Oh! captive, bound, and double-ironed,' cried the phantom, 'not to know that ages of incessant labour, by immortal creatures, for this earth must pass into eternity before the good of which it is susceptible is all developed! Not to know that any Christian spirit working kindly in its little sphere, whatever it may be, will find its mortal life too short for its vast means of usefulness! Not to know that no space of regret can make amends for one life's opportunities misused! Yet such was I! Oh, such was I!'

'Oh! trapped, shackled, and restrained,' the ghost exclaimed, 'not to realize that countless years of continuous work by immortal beings for this world must flow into eternity before its potential goodness is fully realized! Not to understand that any Christian spirit, doing good in its small corner, no matter how minor, will discover that its time on earth is far too brief for its immense ability to help! Not to grasp that no amount of regret can compensate for opportunities wasted in a single life! Yet that was me! Oh, that was me!'

'But you were always a good man of business, Jacob,' faltered Scrooge, who now began to apply this to himself.

'But you were always a smart businessman, Jacob,' Scrooge hesitated, starting to think about this in relation to himself.

'Business!' cried the Ghost, wringing its hands again. 'Mankind was my business. The common welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence were, all, my business. The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business!'

'Business!' exclaimed the Ghost, wringing its hands again. 'Mankind was my business. The common good was my business; charity, compassion, tolerance, and kindness were all my business. The transactions of my trade were just a tiny drop in the vast ocean of my business!'

It held up its chain at arm's-length, as if that were the cause of all its unavailing grief, and flung it heavily upon the ground again.[Pg 31]

It held its chain at arm's length, as if that were the reason for all its useless sorrow, and dropped it heavily on the ground again.[Pg 31]

'At this time of the rolling year,' the spectre said, 'I suffer most. Why did I walk through crowds of fellow-beings with my eyes turned down, and never raise them to that blessed Star which led the Wise Men to a poor abode? Were there no poor homes to which its light would have conducted me?'

'At this time of year,' the ghost said, 'I suffer the most. Why did I walk through crowds of people with my eyes down, and never lift them to that blessed Star that guided the Wise Men to a humble home? Were there no poor houses that its light could have led me to?'

Scrooge was very much dismayed to hear the spectre going on at this rate, and began to quake exceedingly.

Scrooge was really upset to hear the ghost talking like that, and he started to shake a lot.

'Hear me!' cried the Ghost. 'My time is nearly gone.'

"Hear me!" yelled the Ghost. "I don't have much time left."

'I will,' said Scrooge. 'But don't be hard upon me! Don't be flowery, Jacob! Pray!'

'I will,' said Scrooge. 'But please don’t be harsh with me! Don’t be overly dramatic, Jacob! Seriously!'

'How it is that I appear before you in a shape that you can see, I may not tell. I have sat invisible beside you many and many a day.'

'How it is that I appear before you in a form you can see, I can’t explain. I have sat here invisible next to you many days.'

It was not an agreeable idea. Scrooge shivered, and wiped the perspiration from his brow.

It wasn't a pleasant thought. Scrooge shivered and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

'That is no light part of my penance,' pursued the Ghost. 'I am here to-night to warn you that you have yet a chance and hope of escaping my fate. A chance and hope of my procuring, Ebenezer.'

'That is no small part of my punishment,' continued the Ghost. 'I'm here tonight to warn you that you still have a chance and hope of avoiding my fate. A chance and hope that I am providing, Ebenezer.'

'You were always a good friend to me,' said Scrooge. 'Thankee!'

'You were always a good friend to me,' said Scrooge. 'Thanks!'

'You will be haunted,' resumed the Ghost, 'by Three Spirits.'

'You'll be haunted,' the Ghost continued, 'by Three Spirits.'

Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.[Pg 32]

Scrooge's expression dropped almost as low as the Ghost's had. [Pg 32]

'Is that the chance and hope you mentioned, Jacob?' he demanded in a faltering voice.

"Is that the chance and hope you were talking about, Jacob?" he asked with a shaky voice.

'It is.'

It is.

'I—I think I'd rather not,' said Scrooge.

'I—I think I'd rather not,' Scrooge said.

'Without their visits,' said the Ghost, 'you cannot hope to shun the path I tread. Expect the first to-morrow when the bell tolls One.'

"Without their visits," said the Ghost, "you can't hope to avoid the path I walk. Expect the first one tomorrow when the bell rings at One."

'Couldn't I take 'em all at once, and have it over, Jacob?' hinted Scrooge.

"Why can't I just take them all at once and get it over with, Jacob?" suggested Scrooge.

'Expect the second on the next night at the same hour. The third, upon the next night when the last stroke of Twelve has ceased to vibrate. Look to see me no more; and look that, for your own sake, you remember what has passed between us!'

'Expect the second one the following night at the same time. The third will come the next night right after the last chime of Twelve has faded away. Don't expect to see me again; and for your own sake, make sure you remember what we've talked about!'

When it had said these words, the spectre took its wrapper from the table, and bound it round its head as before. Scrooge knew this by the smart sound its teeth made when the jaws were brought together by the bandage. He ventured to raise his eyes again, and found his supernatural visitor confronting him in an erect attitude, with its chain wound over and about its arm.

When it finished speaking, the ghost took its cloth from the table and wrapped it around its head like before. Scrooge recognized this by the sharp sound its teeth made when the bandage tightened its jaw. He dared to look up again and saw his otherworldly visitor standing tall, with its chain wrapped around its arm.

The air was filled with spirits, moving back and forth in restless urgency and moaning as they went.

The apparition walked backward from him; and, at every step it took, the window raised itself a little, so that, when the spectre reached it, it was wide open. It beckoned Scrooge to approach, which he did. When they were within two paces of each other,[Pg 33] Marley's Ghost held up its hand, warning him to come no nearer. Scrooge stopped.

The ghost stepped back from him, and with each step it took, the window opened a bit more, so that by the time the specter reached it, it was fully open. It signaled for Scrooge to come closer, which he did. When they were just a couple of steps apart,[Pg 33] Marley's Ghost raised its hand, warning him not to get any closer. Scrooge halted.

Not so much in obedience as in surprise and fear; for, on the raising of the hand, he became sensible of confused noises in the air; incoherent sounds of lamentation and regret; wailings inexpressibly sorrowful and self-accusatory. The spectre, after listening for a moment, joined in the mournful dirge; and floated out upon the bleak, dark night.

Not so much out of obedience but out of surprise and fear; because when the hand was raised, he became aware of muffled sounds in the air; incoherent noises of mourning and regret; wails that were incredibly sorrowful and filled with self-blame. The ghost, after listening for a moment, added its voice to the sad song and drifted out into the cold, dark night.

Scrooge followed to the window: desperate in his curiosity. He looked out.

Scrooge went to the window, feeling desperate with curiosity. He looked outside.

The air was filled with phantoms, wandering hither and thither in restless haste, and moaning as they went. Every one of them wore chains like Marley's Ghost; some few (they might be guilty governments) were linked together; none were free. Many had been personally known to Scrooge in their lives. He had been quite familiar with one old ghost in a white waistcoat, with a monstrous iron safe attached to its ankle, who cried piteously at being unable to assist a wretched woman with an infant, whom it saw below upon a doorstep. The misery with them all was clearly, that they sought to interfere, for good, in human matters, and had lost the power for ever.

The air was full of restless spirits, moving around in a hurried way and moaning as they went. Each of them wore chains like Marley's Ghost; a few of them (possibly guilty governments) were linked together; none were free. Many had been personally known to Scrooge during their lives. He recognized one old ghost in a white vest, with a heavy iron safe attached to its ankle, who cried out in distress because it couldn’t help a poor woman with a baby, who was sitting on a doorstep below. The common sorrow among them all was that they longed to intervene for good in human affairs, but had lost that ability forever.

Whether these creatures faded into mist, or mist enshrouded them, he could not tell. But they and[Pg 34] their spirit voices faded together; and the night became as it had been when he walked home.

Whether these creatures faded into mist or the mist surrounded them, he couldn’t tell. But they and[Pg 34] their spirit voices disappeared together, and the night became just like it was when he walked home.

Scrooge closed the window, and examined the door by which the Ghost had entered. It was double locked, as he had locked it with his own hands, and the bolts were undisturbed. He tried to say 'Humbug!' but stopped at the first syllable. And being, from the emotions he had undergone, or the fatigues of the day, or his glimpse of the Invisible World, or the dull conversation of the Ghost, or the lateness of the hour, much in need of repose, went straight to bed without undressing, and fell asleep upon the instant.

Scrooge shut the window and checked the door through which the Ghost had entered. It was locked twice, just as he had secured it himself, and the bolts were untouched. He attempted to say 'Humbug!' but only got out the first syllable. Feeling exhausted from everything he had experienced, the long day, his brief encounter with the Invisible World, the boring conversation with the Ghost, or simply because it was late, he went straight to bed without taking off his clothes and fell asleep immediately.




STAVE TWO


THE FIRST OF THE THREE SPIRITS

When Scrooge awoke it was so dark, that, looking out of bed, he could scarcely distinguish the transparent window from the opaque walls of his chamber. He was endeavouring to pierce the darkness with his ferret eyes, when the chimes of a neighbouring church struck the four quarters. So he listened for the hour.

When Scrooge woke up, it was so dark that, looking out of bed, he could barely tell the clear window from the solid walls of his room. He was trying to see through the darkness with his sharp eyes when the bells of a nearby church chimed the four quarters. So he listened for the time.

To his great astonishment, the heavy bell went on from six to seven, and from seven to eight, and regularly up to twelve; then stopped. Twelve! It was past two when he went to bed. The clock was wrong. An icicle must have got into the works. Twelve!

To his great surprise, the heavy bell rang from six to seven, then from seven to eight, and continued on to twelve; then it stopped. Twelve! It was past two when he finally went to bed. The clock was faulty. An icicle must have jammed the mechanism. Twelve!

He touched the spring of his repeater, to correct this most preposterous clock. Its rapid little pulse beat twelve, and stopped.[Pg 38]

He pressed the spring of his repeater to fix this ridiculous clock. Its quick little pulse struck twelve and then stopped.[Pg 38]

'Why, it isn't possible,' said Scrooge, 'that I can have slept through a whole day and far into another night. It isn't possible that anything has happened to the sun, and this is twelve at noon!'

"Why, it can't be," said Scrooge, "that I slept through an entire day and deep into another night. It can't be that something's happened to the sun, and this is twelve noon!"

The idea being an alarming one, he scrambled out of bed, and groped his way to the window. He was obliged to rub the frost off with the sleeve of his dressing-gown before he could see anything; and could see very little then. All he could make out was, that it was still very foggy and extremely cold, and that there was no noise of people running to and fro, and making a great stir, as there unquestionably would have been if night had beaten off bright day, and taken possession of the world. This was a great relief, because 'Three days after sight of this First of Exchange pay to Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge or his order,' and so forth, would have become a mere United States security if there were no days to count by.

The idea was alarming, so he hurried out of bed and stumbled his way to the window. He had to wipe the frost off with the sleeve of his robe before he could see anything, and even then, visibility was poor. All he could tell was that it was still very foggy and freezing, and there was no commotion of people bustling around, which there definitely would have been if night had overtaken day and claimed the world. This was a huge relief because 'Three days after sight of this First of Exchange pay to Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge or his order,' and so on, would have just become a worthless piece of paper if there were no days to count.

Scrooge went to bed again, and thought, and thought, and thought it over and over, and could make nothing of it. The more he thought, the more perplexed he was; and, the more he endeavoured not to think, the more he thought.

Scrooge went to bed again, and thought, and thought, and thought it over and over, and could make nothing of it. The more he thought, the more puzzled he became; and the more he tried not to think, the more he did.

Marley's Ghost bothered him exceedingly. Every time he resolved within himself, after mature inquiry that it was all a dream, his mind flew back again, like a strong spring released, to its first position, and pre[Pg 39]sented the same problem to be worked all through, 'Was it a dream or not?'

Marley's Ghost really troubled him. Every time he convinced himself, after careful thought, that it was all just a dream, his mind would snap back, like a strong spring, to the same dilemma, 'Was it a dream or not?'

Scrooge lay in this state until the chime had gone three-quarters more, when he remembered, on a sudden, that the Ghost had warned him of a visitation when the bell tolled one. He resolved to lie awake until the hour was passed; and, considering that he could no more go to sleep than go to heaven, this was, perhaps, the wisest resolution in his power.

Scrooge stayed in this state until the bell had chimed three-quarters more, when he suddenly remembered that the Ghost had warned him about a visit when the bell tolled one. He decided to stay awake until the hour had passed; and, since he figured he couldn't sleep any more than he could get to heaven, this was probably the smartest decision he could make.

The quarter was so long, that he was more than once convinced he must have sunk into a doze unconsciously, and missed the clock. At length it broke upon his listening ear.

The quarter felt so long that he was convinced more than once that he must have dozed off without realizing it and missed the clock. Finally, the sound reached his attentive ear.

'Ding, dong!'

'Ding, dong!'

'A quarter past,' said Scrooge, counting.

"A quarter past," said Scrooge, counting.

'Ding, dong!'

'Ding, dong!'

'Half past,' said Scrooge.

"Half past," said Scrooge.

'Ding, dong!'

'Ding, dong!'

'A quarter to it.' said Scrooge.

'A quarter to it,' said Scrooge.

'Ding, dong!'

'Ding, dong!'

'The hour itself,' said Scrooge triumphantly, 'and nothing else!'

'The hour itself,' Scrooge said triumphantly, 'and nothing more!'

He spoke before the hour bell sounded, which it now did with a deep, dull, hollow, melancholy One. Light flashed up in the room upon the instant, and the curtains of his bed were drawn.

He spoke before the hour bell rang, which it now did with a deep, dull, hollow, melancholy One. Light suddenly filled the room, and the curtains of his bed were pulled back.

The curtains of his bed were drawn aside, I tell you,[Pg 40] by a hand. Not the curtains at his feet, nor the curtains at his back, but those to which his face was addressed. The curtains of his bed were drawn aside; and Scrooge, starting up into a half-recumbent attitude, found himself face to face with the unearthly visitor who drew them: as close to it as I am now to you, and I am standing in the spirit at your elbow.

The curtains of his bed were pulled back, I tell you,[Pg 40] by a hand. Not the curtains at his feet or the ones at his back, but the ones facing him. The curtains of his bed were pulled back; and Scrooge, sitting up in a half-reclined position, found himself staring directly at the otherworldly visitor who had drawn them: as close to it as I am now to you, and I am standing in spirit right next to you.

It was a strange figure—like a child; yet not so like a child as like an old man, viewed through some supernatural medium, which gave him the appearance of having receded from the view, and being diminished to a child's proportions. Its hair, which hung about its neck and down its back, was white, as if with age; and yet the face had not a wrinkle in it, and the tenderest bloom was on the skin. The arms were very long and muscular; the hands the same, as if its hold were of uncommon strength. Its legs and feet, most delicately formed, were, like those upper members, bare. It wore a tunic of the purest white; and round its waist was bound a lustrous belt, the sheen of which was beautiful. It held a branch of fresh green holly in its hand; and, in singular contradiction of that wintry emblem, had its dress trimmed with summer flowers. But the strangest thing about it was, that from the crown of its head there sprang a bright clear jet of light, by which all this was visible; and which was doubtless the occasion of its using, in its duller[Pg 41] moments, a great extinguisher for a cap, which it now held under its arm.

It was a peculiar figure—like a child; yet not so much like a child as like an old man, viewed through some supernatural lens that made it seem smaller, as if it had shrunk to a child's size. Its hair, which draped around its neck and down its back, was white, as if aged; yet the face had no wrinkles, and the skin had a gentle, youthful glow. The arms were long and muscular; the hands were strong-looking, suggesting an unusual grip. Its legs and feet, elegantly shaped, like the arms, were bare. It wore a tunic of pure white; and around its waist was a shiny belt that sparkled beautifully. It held a branch of fresh green holly in its hand; and, in a strange contrast to that wintry symbol, its outfit was decorated with summer flowers. But the oddest thing about it was that from the top of its head there shot a bright beam of light, illuminating everything; and this was likely why it had a large cap, which it now held under its arm, for duller moments.

Even this, though, when Scrooge looked at it with increasing steadiness, was not its strangest quality. For, as its belt sparkled and glittered, now in one part and now in another, and what was light one instant at another time was dark, so the figure itself fluctuated in its distinctness; being now a thing with one arm, now with one leg, now with twenty legs, now a pair of legs without a head, now a head without a body: of which dissolving parts no outline would be visible in the dense gloom wherein they melted away. And, in the very wonder of this, it would be itself again; distinct and clear as ever.

Even this, though, as Scrooge stared at it more steadily, was not its weirdest quality. Because, as its belt sparkled and shimmered, now in one spot and then another, and what was bright one moment was dark the next, the figure itself shifted in its clarity; sometimes appearing with one arm, sometimes with one leg, sometimes with twenty legs, sometimes just a pair of legs without a head, and other times a head without a body: in the thick darkness, the dissolving parts left no outline. And, in the midst of this amazement, it would restore itself; distinct and clear as ever.

'Are you the Spirit, sir, whose coming was foretold to me?' asked Scrooge.

"Are you the Spirit, sir, that I was told would come?" asked Scrooge.

'I am!'

"I'm here!"

The voice was soft and gentle. Singularly low, as if, instead of being so close behind him, it were at a distance.

The voice was soft and gentle. Uniquely low, as if it were far away instead of right behind him.

'Who and what are you?' Scrooge demanded.

"Who are you and what do you want?" Scrooge asked.

'I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.'

'I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.'

'Long Past?' inquired Scrooge, observant of its dwarfish stature.

'Long Past?' asked Scrooge, noticing its short height.

'No. Your past.'

'No. Your history.'

Perhaps Scrooge could not have told anybody why, if anybody could have asked him; but he had a special[Pg 42] desire to see the Spirit in his cap, and begged him to be covered.

Perhaps Scrooge couldn't explain to anyone why, if anyone had asked him; but he had a special[Pg 42] desire to see the Spirit in his cap and urged him to cover it.

'What!' exclaimed the Ghost, 'would you so soon put out, with worldly hands, the light I give? Is it not enough that you are one of those whose passions made this cap, and force me through whole trains of years to wear it low upon my brow?'

'What!' exclaimed the Ghost, 'are you really going to snuff out the light I give, just like that? Isn't it enough that you are one of those whose desires created this torment, forcing me to wear it on my brow for so many years?'

Scrooge reverently disclaimed all intention to offend or any knowledge of having wilfully 'bonneted' the Spirit at any period of his life. He then made bold to inquire what business brought him there.

Scrooge respectfully denied any intention to offend or any knowledge of having intentionally 'bonneted' the Spirit at any point in his life. He then boldly asked what business had brought him there.

'Your welfare!' said the Ghost.

"Your well-being!" said the Ghost.

Scrooge expressed himself much obliged, but could not help thinking that a night of unbroken rest would have been more conducive to that end. The Spirit must have heard him thinking, for it said immediately—

Scrooge said he was very grateful, but he couldn't help thinking that a night without interruptions would have been better for that purpose. The Spirit must have sensed his thoughts because it immediately said—

'Your reclamation, then. Take heed!'

'Your redemption, then. Pay attention!'

It put out its strong hand as it spoke, and clasped him gently by the arm.

It reached out its strong hand as it spoke and gently clasped his arm.

'Rise! and walk with me!'

"Get up! Walk with me!"

It would have been in vain for Scrooge to plead that the weather and the hour were not adapted to pedestrian purposes; that bed was warm, and the thermometer a long way below freezing; that he was clad but lightly in his slippers, dressing-gown, and nightcap; and that he had a cold upon him at that time. The[Pg 43] grasp, though gentle as a woman's hand, was not to be resisted. He rose; but, finding that the Spirit made towards the window, clasped its robe in supplication.

It would have been pointless for Scrooge to argue that the weather and the time weren't suitable for walking; that his bed was warm, and the temperature was well below freezing; that he was only lightly dressed in his slippers, robe, and nightcap; and that he had a cold at that moment. The[Pg 43] grip, though as gentle as a woman's hand, couldn't be resisted. He got up; however, noticing that the Spirit was heading toward the window, he grabbed its robe in desperation.

'I am a mortal,' Scrooge remonstrated, 'and liable to fall.'

'I’m just a human,' Scrooge protested, 'and I can make mistakes.'

'Bear but a touch of my hand there,' said the Spirit, laying it upon his heart, 'and you shall be upheld in more than this!'

'Just let me touch your hand there,' said the Spirit, placing it on his heart, 'and you'll be supported in ways beyond this!'

As the words were spoken, they passed through the wall, and stood upon an open country road, with fields on either hand. The city had entirely vanished. Not a vestige of it was to be seen. The darkness and the mist had vanished with it, for it was a clear, cold, winter day, with snow upon the ground.

As the words were spoken, they passed through the wall and stood on an open country road, with fields on both sides. The city had completely disappeared. There was not a trace of it in sight. The darkness and the mist had disappeared along with it, as it was a clear, cold winter day, with snow on the ground.

'Good Heaven!' said Scrooge, clasping his hands together, as he looked about him. 'I was bred in this place. I was a boy here!'

'Good heavens!' said Scrooge, bringing his hands together as he looked around. 'I grew up in this place. I was a kid here!'

The Spirit gazed upon him mildly. Its gentle touch, though it had been light and instantaneous, appeared still present to the old man's sense of feeling. He was conscious of a thousand odours floating in the air, each one connected with a thousand thoughts, and hopes, and joys, and cares long, long forgotten!

The Spirit looked at him softly. Its gentle touch, although brief and fleeting, still seemed to linger in the old man's awareness. He sensed a thousand scents in the air, each linked to a thousand memories, hopes, joys, and worries that he had long forgotten!

'Your lip is trembling,' said the Ghost. 'And what is that upon your cheek?'

"Your lip is shaking," said the Ghost. "And what’s that on your cheek?"

Scrooge muttered, with an unusual catching in his[Pg 44] voice, that it was a pimple; and begged the Ghost to lead him where he would.

Scrooge mumbled, with an unusual hitch in his[Pg 44] voice, that it was a pimple; and asked the Ghost to take him wherever he wanted.

'You recollect the way?' inquired the Spirit.

"Do you remember the way?" asked the Spirit.

'Remember it!' cried Scrooge with fervour; 'I could walk it blindfold.'

'Remember it!' Scrooge exclaimed passionately; 'I could walk it with my eyes closed.'

'Strange to have forgotten it for so many years!' observed the Ghost. 'Let us go on.'

'It's strange that I forgot it for so many years!' said the Ghost. 'Let's move on.'

They walked along the road, Scrooge recognising every gate, and post, and tree, until a little market-town appeared in the distance, with its bridge, its church, and winding river. Some shaggy ponies now were seen trotting towards them with boys upon their backs, who called to other boys in country gigs and carts, driven by farmers. All these boys were in great spirits, and shouted to each other, until the broad fields were so full of merry music, that the crisp air laughed to hear it.

They walked along the road, and Scrooge recognized every gate, post, and tree until a small market town came into view in the distance, with its bridge, church, and winding river. They noticed some shaggy ponies trotting toward them with boys riding on their backs, calling out to other boys in country gig carts driven by farmers. All the boys were in high spirits, shouting to each other, and the wide fields were filled with cheerful music, making the crisp air seem to laugh along with them.

'These are but shadows of the things that have been,' said the Ghost. 'They have no consciousness of us.'

'These are just shadows of things that have happened,' said the Ghost. 'They aren't aware of us.'

The jocund travellers came on; and as they came, Scrooge knew and named them every one. Why was he rejoiced beyond all bounds to see them? Why did his cold eye glisten, and his heart leap up as they went past? Why was he filled with gladness when he heard them give each other Merry Christmas, as they parted at cross-roads and by-ways for their several homes?[Pg 45] What was merry Christmas to Scrooge? Out upon merry Christmas! What good had it ever done to him?

The cheerful travelers continued on their way, and as they did, Scrooge recognized and named each one. Why was he so overjoyed to see them? Why did his cold eyes sparkle, and his heart soar as they passed by? Why was he filled with happiness when he heard them wish each other a Merry Christmas as they parted at intersections and side streets for their different homes?[Pg 45] What did Merry Christmas mean to Scrooge? Bah, humbug to Merry Christmas! What good had it ever brought him?

'The school is not quite deserted,' said the Ghost. 'A solitary child, neglected by his friends, is left there still.'

'The school isn’t completely empty,' said the Ghost. 'A lonely child, abandoned by his friends, is still there.'

Scrooge said he knew it. And he sobbed.

Scrooge said he knew it. And he cried.

They left the high-road by a well-remembered lane and soon approached a mansion of dull red brick, with a little weather-cock surmounted cupola on the roof, and a bell hanging in it. It was a large house, but one of broken fortunes; for the spacious offices were little used, their walls were damp and mossy, their windows broken, and their gates decayed. Fowls clucked and strutted in the stables; and the coach-houses and sheds were overrun with grass. Nor was it more retentive of its ancient state within; for, entering the dreary hall, and glancing through the open doors of many rooms, they found them poorly furnished, cold, and vast. There was an earthy savour in the air, a chilly bareness in the place, which associated itself somehow with too much getting up by candle light and not too much to eat.

They turned off the main road onto a familiar lane and soon approached a mansion made of dull red brick, featuring a small weather vane atop a cupola and a bell hanging in it. It was a large house, but it had seen better days; the spacious rooms were rarely used, the walls were damp and covered in moss, the windows were broken, and the gates were falling apart. Chickens clucked and wandered in the stables, and the coach houses and sheds were filled with grass. The interior wasn't any better; when they entered the gloomy hall and glanced through the open doors of several rooms, they found them poorly furnished, cold, and empty. There was a musty smell in the air and a stark emptiness in the place that somehow reminded them of waking up by candlelight and not having enough to eat.

They went, the Ghost and Scrooge, across the hall, to a door at the back of the house. It opened before them, and disclosed a long, bare, melancholy room, made barer still by lines of plain deal forms and desks. At one of these a lonely boy was reading near a feeble fire;[Pg 46] and Scrooge sat down upon a form, and wept to see his poor forgotten self as he had used to be.

They walked, the Ghost and Scrooge, across the hall to a door at the back of the house. It opened for them, revealing a long, empty, gloomy room, made even starker by rows of simple wooden benches and desks. At one of these, a solitary boy was reading near a weak fire; [Pg 46] and Scrooge sat down on a bench and cried when he saw his poor, forgotten self as he used to be.

Not a latent echo in the house, not a squeak and scuffle from the mice behind the panelling, not a drip from the half-thawed waterspout in the dull yard behind, not a sigh among the leafless boughs of one despondent poplar, not the idle swinging of an empty storehouse door, no, not a clicking in the fire, but fell upon the heart of Scrooge with softening influence, and gave a freer passage to his tears.

Not a hidden sound in the house, not a squeak or rustle from the mice behind the walls, not a drip from the half-thawed waterspout in the dreary yard out back, not a sigh among the bare branches of a lonely poplar, not even the lazy swinging of an empty shed door, and no clicking from the fire, but all of it touched Scrooge's heart with a gentle influence, allowing his tears to flow more freely.

The Spirit touched him on the arm, and pointed to his younger self, intent upon his reading. Suddenly a man in foreign garments, wonderfully real and distinct to look at, stood outside the window, with an axe stuck in his belt, and leading by the bridle an ass laden with wood.

The Spirit touched him on the arm and pointed to his younger self, focused on his reading. Suddenly, a man in foreign clothes, vividly real and clear to see, stood outside the window with an axe tucked in his belt, leading an ass loaded with wood by the bridle.

'Why, it's Ali Baba!' Scrooge exclaimed in ecstasy. 'It's dear old honest Ali Baba! Yes, yes, I know. One Christmas-time, when yonder solitary child was left here all alone, he did come, for the first time, just like that. Poor boy! And Valentine,' said Scrooge, 'and his wild brother, Orson; there they go! And what's his name, who was put down in his drawers, asleep, at the gate of Damascus; don't you see him? And the Sultan's Groom turned upside down by the Genii; there he is upon his head! Serve him right! I'm glad of it. What business had he to be married to the Princess?'[Pg 47]

'Wow, it’s Ali Baba!' Scrooge said excitedly. 'It’s our dear old honest Ali Baba! Yes, yes, I remember. One Christmas, when that lonely child was left here all alone, he came, just like that, for the first time. Poor kid! And Valentine,' Scrooge continued, 'and his wild brother, Orson; look at them go! And what’s his name, who was found asleep in his drawers at the gate of Damascus; can’t you see him? And the Sultan's Groom flipped upside down by the Genii; there he is on his head! He deserves it! I’m glad about it. What right did he have to marry the Princess?'[Pg 47]

To hear Scrooge expending all the earnestness of his nature on such subjects, in a most extraordinary voice between laughing and crying; and to see his heightened and excited face; would have been a surprise to his business friends in the City, indeed.

To hear Scrooge pouring all his sincerity into such topics, with a voice that was a bizarre mix of laughter and tears; and to see his animated and passionate expression; would have definitely shocked his business associates in the City.

'There's the Parrot!' cried Scrooge. 'Green body and yellow tail, with a thing like a lettuce growing out of the top of his head; there he is! Poor Robin Crusoe he called him, when he came home again after sailing round the island. "Poor Robin Crusoe, where have you been, Robin Crusoe?" The man thought he was dreaming, but he wasn't. It was the Parrot, you know. There goes Friday, running for his life to the little creek! Halloa! Hoop! Halloo!'

'There's the Parrot!' shouted Scrooge. 'Green body and yellow tail, with something like a lettuce growing on top of his head; there he is! He called him Poor Robin Crusoe when he came back home after sailing around the island. "Poor Robin Crusoe, where have you been, Robin Crusoe?" The guy thought he was dreaming, but he wasn't. It was the Parrot, you know. There goes Friday, running for his life to the little creek! Hey! Woohoo! Hello!'

Then, with a rapidity of transition very foreign to his usual character, he said, in pity for his former self, 'Poor boy!' and cried again.

Then, with a swiftness that was very unlike him, he said, feeling sorry for his former self, 'Poor boy!' and cried again.

'I wish,' Scrooge muttered, putting his hand in his pocket, and looking about him, after drying his eyes with his cuff; 'but it's too late now.'

"I wish," Scrooge mumbled, putting his hand in his pocket and looking around after wiping his eyes with his sleeve; "but it's too late now."

'What is the matter?' asked the Spirit.

"What's wrong?" asked the Spirit.

'Nothing,' said Scrooge. 'Nothing. There was a boy singing a Christmas carol at my door last night. I should like to have given him something: that's all.'

'Nothing,' Scrooge said. 'Nothing. There was a kid singing a Christmas carol at my door last night. I would have liked to give him something: that’s all.'

The Ghost smiled thoughtfully, and waved its hand, saying as it did so, 'Let us see another Christmas!'[Pg 48]

The Ghost smiled thoughtfully and waved its hand, saying as it did, 'Let’s see another Christmas!'[Pg 48]

Scrooge's former self grew larger at the words, and the room became a little darker and more dirty. The panels shrunk, the windows cracked; fragments of plaster fell out of the ceiling, and the naked laths were shown instead; but how all this was brought about Scrooge knew no more than you do. He only knew that it was quite correct; that everything had happened so; that there he was, alone again, when all the other boys had gone home for the jolly holidays.

Scrooge's old self seemed to swell with the words, and the room felt a bit darker and dirtier. The panels shrank, the windows shattered; bits of plaster dropped from the ceiling, exposing the bare laths underneath; but how all this happened was a mystery to Scrooge, just like it is to you. All he understood was that it seemed right; that everything had occurred this way; that he was alone again while all the other boys had gone home for the festive holidays.

He was not reading now, but walking up and down despairingly. Scrooge looked at the Ghost, and, with a mournful shaking of his head, glanced anxiously towards the door.

He wasn't reading now, but pacing back and forth in despair. Scrooge looked at the Ghost and, shaking his head sadly, glanced anxiously at the door.

It opened; and a little girl, much younger than the boy, came darting in, and, putting her arms about his neck, and often kissing him, addressed him as her 'dear, dear brother.'

It opened, and a little girl, much younger than the boy, rushed in, wrapped her arms around his neck, kissed him repeatedly, and called him her 'dear, dear brother.'

'I have come to bring you home, dear brother!' said the child, clapping her tiny hands, and bending down to laugh. 'To bring you home, home, home!'

'I have come to bring you home, dear brother!' said the child, clapping her little hands and bending down to laugh. 'To bring you home, home, home!'

'Home, little Fan?' returned the boy.

'Home, little Fan?' the boy replied.

'Yes!' said the child, brimful of glee. 'Home for good and all. Home for ever and ever. Father is so much kinder than he used to be, that home's like heaven! He spoke so gently to me one dear night when I was going to bed, that I was not afraid to ask him once more if you might come home; and he said[Pg 49] Yes, you should; and sent me in a coach to bring you. And you're to be a man!' said the child, opening her eyes; 'and are never to come back here; but first we're to be together all the Christmas long, and have the merriest time in all the world.'

'Yes!' the child exclaimed, filled with joy. 'Home for good and forever. Home for always. Dad is so much nicer than he used to be that home feels like heaven! He talked to me so sweetly one night when I was getting ready for bed that I wasn't scared to ask him again if you could come home; and he said[Pg 49] Yes, you should; and sent a coach to bring you. And you're going to be a man!' said the child, her eyes wide open; 'and you can never come back here; but first, we’re going to be together all Christmas long and have the best time ever.'

'You are quite a woman, little Fan!' exclaimed the boy.

'You're such an amazing woman, little Fan!' exclaimed the boy.

She clapped her hands and laughed, and tried to touch his head; but, being too little laughed again, and stood on tiptoe to embrace him. Then she began to drag him, in her childish eagerness, towards the door; and he, nothing loath to go, accompanied her.

She clapped her hands and laughed, trying to touch his head; but, being too short, she laughed again and stood on her tiptoes to hug him. Then she started to pull him, in her childish excitement, toward the door; and he, more than happy to go, followed her.

A terrible voice in the hall cried, 'Bring down Master Scrooge's box, there!' and in the hall appeared the schoolmaster himself, who glared on Master Scrooge with a ferocious condescension, and threw him into a dreadful state of mind by shaking hands with him. He then conveyed him and his sister into the veriest old well of a shivering best parlour that ever was seen, where the maps upon the wall, and the celestial and terrestrial globes in the windows, were waxy with cold. Here he produced a decanter of curiously light wine, and a block of curiously heavy cake, and administered instalments of those dainties to the young people; at the same time sending out a meagre servant to offer a glass of 'something' to the postboy, who answered that he thanked the gentleman, but, if it was the same tap as he had tasted before, he[Pg 50] had rather not. Master Scrooge's trunk being by this time tied on to the top of the chaise, the children bade the schoolmaster good-bye right willingly; and, getting into it, drove gaily down the garden sweep; the quick wheels dashing the hoar-frost and snow from off the dark leaves of the evergreens like spray.

A loud voice in the hallway shouted, "Bring down Master Scrooge's box, there!" and the schoolmaster himself appeared, glaring at Master Scrooge with an attitude of fierce superiority, which put him in a terrible mood as they shook hands. He then took him and his sister into a freezing old parlor that had ever been seen, where the maps on the walls and the celestial and terrestrial globes in the windows were coated in cold. Here he brought out a decanter of surprisingly light wine and a hefty block of surprisingly dense cake, serving those treats to the young people while sending a thin servant out to offer a drink of "something" to the postboy. The postboy replied that he appreciated the offer, but if it was the same drink he had tasted before, he had rather not. By this time, Master Scrooge's trunk was tied to the top of the carriage, and the children happily said goodbye to the schoolmaster; then they got in and drove cheerfully down the garden path, the fast wheels spraying hoar-frost and snow off the dark leaves of the evergreens like mist.

HE PRODUCED A DECANTER OF CURIOUSLY LIGHT WINE, AND A BLOCK OF CURIOUSLY HEAVY CAKE He brought out a uniquely light wine in a decanter and a surprisingly dense cake.

'Always a delicate creature, whom a breath might[Pg 51] have withered,' said the Ghost. 'But she had a large heart!'

'Always a delicate being, whom a breath might[Pg 51] have withered,' said the Ghost. 'But she had a big heart!'

'So she had,' cried Scrooge. 'You're right. I will not gainsay it, Spirit. God forbid!'

'So she did,' cried Scrooge. 'You're right. I won't argue with that, Spirit. God forbid!'

'She died a woman,' said the Ghost, 'and had, as I think, children.'

'She died as a woman,' said the Ghost, 'and I believe she had children.'

'One child,' Scrooge returned.

"One kid," Scrooge replied.

'True,' said the Ghost. 'Your nephew!'

'True,' said the Ghost. 'Your nephew!'

Scrooge seemed uneasy in his mind, and answered briefly, 'Yes.'

Scrooge looked uneasy and replied shortly, "Yes."

Although they had but that moment left the school behind them, they were now in the busy thoroughfares of a city, where shadowy passengers passed and re-passed; where shadowy carts and coaches battled for the way, and all the strife and tumult of a real city were. It was made plain enough, by the dressing of the shops, that here, too, it was Christmas-time again; but it was evening, and the streets were lighted up.

Although they had just moments ago left the school behind, they were now in the bustling streets of a city, where indistinct figures moved back and forth; where vague carts and carriages fought for space, and all the noise and chaos of a real city were present. It was clear from the decorations in the shops that it was Christmas time again; but it was evening, and the streets were lit up.

The Ghost stopped at a certain warehouse door, and asked Scrooge if he knew it.

The Ghost paused at a specific warehouse door and asked Scrooge if he recognized it.

'Know it!' said Scrooge. 'Was I apprenticed here?'

"Know it!" Scrooge said. "Was I an apprentice here?"

They went in. At sight of an old gentleman in a Welsh wig, sitting behind such a high desk, that if he had been two inches taller, he must have knocked his head against the ceiling, Scrooge cried in great excitement[Pg 52]

They went in. When they saw an old man in a Welsh wig, sitting behind such a tall desk that if he had been two inches taller, he would have hit his head on the ceiling, Scrooge exclaimed in great excitement[Pg 52]

'Why, it's old Fezziwig! Bless his heart, it's Fezziwig alive again!'

'Wow, it’s old Fezziwig! Bless his heart, Fezziwig is alive again!'

Old Fezziwig laid down his pen, and looked up at the clock, which pointed to the hour of seven. He rubbed his hands; adjusted his capacious waistcoat; laughed all over himself, from his shoes to his organ of benevolence; and called out, in a comfortable, oily, rich, fat, jovial voice—

Old Fezziwig put down his pen and looked at the clock, which showed it was seven o'clock. He rubbed his hands, adjusted his roomy waistcoat, and laughed heartily, from his shoes to his generous spirit. Then he called out in a warm, smooth, cheerful, and jovial voice—

'Yo ho, there! Ebenezer! Dick!'

"Hey, over there! Ebenezer! Dick!"

Scrooge's former self, now grown a young man, came briskly in, accompanied by his fellow-'prentice.

Scrooge's younger self, now a young man, entered energetically, accompanied by his fellow apprentice.

'Dick Wilkins, to be sure!' said Scrooge to the Ghost. 'Bless me, yes. There he is. He was very much attached to me, was Dick. Poor Dick! Dear, dear!'

'Dick Wilkins, for sure!' said Scrooge to the Ghost. 'Wow, yes. There he is. He was really close to me, was Dick. Poor Dick! Oh, dear!'

'Yo ho, my boys!' said Fezziwig. 'No more work to-night. Christmas Eve, Dick. Christmas, Ebenezer! Let's have the shutters up,' cried old Fezziwig, with a sharp clap of his hands, 'before a man can say Jack Robinson!'

'Hey there, guys!' said Fezziwig. 'No more work tonight. Christmas Eve, Dick. Christmas, Ebenezer! Let's get the shutters up,' shouted old Fezziwig, with a quick clap of his hands, 'before you can even say Jack Robinson!'

You wouldn't believe how those two fellows went at it! They charged into the street with the shutters—one, two, three—had 'em up in their places—four, five, six—barred 'em and pinned 'em—seven, eight, nine—and came back before you could have got to twelve, panting like racehorses.

You wouldn't believe how those two guys went at it! They burst into the street with the shutters—one, two, three—got them set up—four, five, six—locked them down and secured them—seven, eight, nine—and came back before you could even count to twelve, breathing hard like racehorses.

'Hilli-ho!' cried old Fezziwig, skipping down from[Pg 53] the high desk with wonderful agility. 'Clear away, my lads, and let's have lots of room here! Hilli-ho, Dick! Chirrup, Ebenezer!'

'Hilli-ho!' shouted old Fezziwig, jumping down from[Pg 53] the high desk with amazing agility. 'Clear out of the way, my guys, and let's make some space here! Hilli-ho, Dick! Come on, Ebenezer!'

Clear away! There was nothing they wouldn't have cleared away, or couldn't have cleared away, with old Fezziwig looking on. It was done in a minute. Every movable was packed off, as if it were dismissed from public life for evermore; the floor was swept and watered, the lamps were trimmed, fuel was heaped upon the fire; and the warehouse was as snug, and warm, and dry, and bright a ball-room as you would desire to see upon a winter's night.

Clear the way! There was nothing they wouldn't clear away, or couldn't clear away, with old Fezziwig watching. It was done in a flash. Everything that could move was packed up, as if it were being sent away from public life forever; the floor was cleaned and mopped, the lamps were adjusted, fuel was piled on the fire; and the warehouse was as cozy, warm, dry, and bright a ballroom as you could wish to see on a winter night.

In came a fiddler with a music-book, and went up to the lofty desk, and made an orchestra of it, and tuned like fifty stomach-aches. In came Mrs. Fezziwig, one vast substantial smile. In came the three Miss Fezziwigs, beaming and lovable. In came the six young followers whose hearts they broke. In came all the young men and women employed in the business. In came the housemaid, with her cousin the baker. In came the cook with her brother's particular friend the milkman. In came the boy from over the way, who was suspected of not having board enough from his master; trying to hide himself behind the girl from next door but one, who was proved to have had her ears pulled by her mistress. In they all came, one after another; some shyly, some boldly, some grace[Pg 54]fully, some awkwardly, some pushing, some pulling; in they all came, any how and every how. Away they all went, twenty couple at once; hands half round and back again the other way; down the middle and up again; round and round in various stages of affectionate grouping; old top couple always turning up in the wrong place; new top couple starting off again as soon as they got there; all top couples at last, and not a bottom one to help them! When this result was brought about, old Fezziwig, clapping his hands to stop the dance, cried out, 'Well done!' and the fiddler plunged his hot face into a pot of porter, especially provided for that purpose. But, scorning rest upon his reappearance, he instantly began again, though there were no dancers yet, as if the other fiddler had been carried home, exhausted, on a shutter, and he were a bran-new man resolved to beat him out of sight, or perish.

In walked a fiddler with a music book, went up to the tall desk, turned it into an orchestra, and tuned like he was dealing with fifty stomachaches. In came Mrs. Fezziwig, one big, warm smile. In came the three Miss Fezziwigs, shining and charming. In came the six young men who were madly in love with them. In came all the young men and women who worked in the business. In came the housemaid with her cousin the baker. In came the cook with her brother's good friend, the milkman. In came the boy from down the street, suspected of not having enough food from his employer, trying to hide behind the girl from next door, who had definitely had her ears pulled by her boss. They all came in, one after another; some shyly, some boldly, some gracefully, some awkwardly, some pushing, some pulling; they all came in, any way and every way. Then they all took off, twenty couples at once; hands halfway around and back again the other way; down the middle and back up; round and round in various stages of close-knit groups; the older top couple always ending up in the wrong spot; the new top couple starting off again as soon as they got there; all top couples in the end, and not a bottom one to help them! When this chaos settled, old Fezziwig clapped his hands to halt the dance and shouted, 'Well done!' The fiddler then plunged his hot face into a pot of porter, specifically set up for that purpose. But, refusing to take a break after reappearing, he immediately started again, even though there were no dancers yet, as if the other fiddler had been carried home, worn out, and he was a brand-new man determined to outplay him or die trying.

Then old Fezziwig stepped forward to dance with Mrs. Fezziwig

There were more dances, and there were forfeits, and more dances, and there was cake, and there was negus, and there was a great piece of Cold Roast, and there was a great piece of Cold Boiled, and there were mince-pies, and plenty of beer. But the great effect of the evening came after the Roast and Boiled, when the fiddler (an artful dog, mind! The sort of man who knew his business better than you or I could have told it him!) struck up 'Sir Roger de Coverley.' Then old[Pg 55] Fezziwig stood out to dance with Mrs. Fezziwig. Top couple, too; with a good stiff piece of work cut out for them; three or four and twenty pair of partners; people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking.

There were more dances, and there were forfeits, and more dances, and there was cake, and there was negus, and there was a big serving of Cold Roast, and there was a big serving of Cold Boiled, and there were mince pies, and plenty of beer. But the highlight of the evening came after the Roast and Boiled, when the fiddler (a clever guy, by the way! The kind of man who knew his craft better than you or I could have explained it to him!) started playing 'Sir Roger de Coverley.' Then old[Pg 55] Fezziwig took to the floor to dance with Mrs. Fezziwig. They were the top couple, too; with a good solid routine ahead of them; three or four dozen pairs of partners; people who were not to be taken lightly; people who would dance and had no idea of just walking.

But if they had been twice as many—ah! four times—old Fezziwig would have been a match for them, and so would Mrs. Fezziwig. As to her, she was worthy to be his partner in every sense of the term. If that's not high praise, tell me higher, and I'll use it. A positive light appeared to issue from Fezziwig's calves. They shone in every part of the dance like moons. You couldn't have predicted, at any given time, what would become of them next. And when old Fezziwig and Mrs. Fezziwig had gone all through the dance; advance and retire, both hands to your partner, bow and curtsy, cork-screw, thread-the-needle, and back again to your place: Fezziwig 'cut'—cut so deftly, that he appeared to wink with his legs, and came upon his feet again without a stagger.

But if there had been twice as many—no, four times—old Fezziwig would have held his own against them, and so would Mrs. Fezziwig. As for her, she was truly deserving of being his partner in every way possible. If that’s not high praise, show me something better, and I'll use it. There seemed to be a glow coming from Fezziwig's calves. They sparkled throughout the dance like moons. You could never tell, at any moment, what would happen next. And when old Fezziwig and Mrs. Fezziwig had gone through the entire dance; advance and retreat, both hands to your partner, bow and curtsy, corkscrew, thread the needle, and back to your spot: Fezziwig 'cut'—he cut so skillfully that it looked like he was winking with his legs, and he landed back on his feet without missing a beat.

When the clock struck eleven, this domestic ball broke up. Mr. and Mrs. Fezziwig took their stations, one on either side the door, and, shaking hands with every person individually as he or she went out, wished him or her a Merry Christmas. When everybody had retired but the two 'prentices, they did the same to them; and thus the cheerful voices died away, and the[Pg 56] lads were left to their beds; which were under a counter in the back-shop.

When the clock hit eleven, the party ended. Mr. and Mrs. Fezziwig stood on either side of the door, shaking hands with each guest who left and wishing them a Merry Christmas. Once everyone had gone except for the two apprentices, they did the same for them. Eventually, the cheerful voices faded, and the[Pg 56] boys went to their beds, which were located under a counter in the back room.

During the whole of this time Scrooge had acted like a man out of his wits. His heart and soul were in the scene, and with his former self. He corroborated everything, remembered everything, enjoyed everything, and underwent the strangest agitation. It was not until now, when the bright faces of his former self and Dick were turned from them, that he remembered the Ghost, and became conscious that it was looking full upon him, while the light upon its head burnt very clear.

During all this time, Scrooge had acted like a man out of his mind. His heart and soul were in the moment, connected to his former self. He confirmed everything, remembered everything, enjoyed everything, and felt the strangest turmoil. It wasn't until now, when the cheerful faces of his former self and Dick were turned away from them, that he remembered the Ghost and realized it was looking directly at him, with the light on its head shining brightly.

'A small matter,' said the Ghost, 'to make these silly folks so full of gratitude.'

'A small thing,' said the Ghost, 'to make these foolish people so full of gratitude.'

'Small!' echoed Scrooge.

"Small!" echoed Scrooge.

The Spirit signed to him to listen to the two apprentices, who were pouring out their hearts in praise of Fezziwig; and when he had done so, said:

The Spirit motioned for him to pay attention to the two apprentices, who were expressing their admiration for Fezziwig; and once he did, the Spirit said:

'Why! Is it not? He has spent but a few pounds of your mortal money: three or four, perhaps. Is that so much that he deserves this praise?'

'Why! Is it not? He has spent only a few pounds of your hard-earned money: three or four, maybe. Is that really so much that he deserves this praise?'

'It isn't that,' said Scrooge, heated by the remark, and speaking unconsciously like his former, not his latter self. 'It isn't that, Spirit. He has the power to render us happy or unhappy; to make our service light or burdensome; a pleasure or a toil. Say that his power lies in words and looks; in things so slight[Pg 57] and insignificant that it is impossible to add and count 'em up: what then? The happiness he gives is quite as great as if it cost a fortune.'

'That's not it,' Scrooge said, feeling defensive about the comment and speaking without realizing it like his old self, not the new one. 'That's not it, Spirit. He has the ability to make us happy or miserable; to make our work easy or hard; enjoyable or a grind. If you say his power comes from words and looks; from things so small[Pg 57] and trivial that it's impossible to tally them up: so what? The happiness he brings is just as valuable as if it cost a fortune.'

He felt the Spirit's glance, and stopped.

He felt the Spirit's gaze and paused.

'What is the matter?' asked the Ghost.

"What's wrong?" asked the Ghost.

'Nothing particular,' said Scrooge.

"Nothing special," said Scrooge.

'Something, I think?' the Ghost insisted.

"Something, I think?" the Ghost insisted.

'No,' said Scrooge, 'no. I should like to be able to say a word or two to my clerk just now. That's all.'

'No,' said Scrooge, 'no. I just want to say a word or two to my clerk right now. That's it.'

His former self turned down the lamps as he gave utterance to the wish; and Scrooge and the Ghost again stood side by side in the open air.

His past self turned down the lamps as he voiced his wish; and Scrooge and the Ghost stood side by side again in the open air.

'My time grows short,' observed the Spirit. 'Quick!'

'My time is running out,' said the Spirit. 'Hurry!'

This was not addressed to Scrooge, or to any one whom he could see, but it produced an immediate effect. For again Scrooge saw himself. He was older now; a man in the prime of life. His face had not the harsh and rigid lines of later years; but it had begun to wear the signs of care and avarice. There was an eager, greedy, restless motion in the eye, which showed the passion that had taken root, and where the shadow of the growing tree would fall.

This wasn't directed at Scrooge or anyone he could see, but it had an instant impact. Again, Scrooge saw himself. He was older now; a man in the prime of his life. His face didn’t have the harsh, rigid lines of his later years, but it was starting to show signs of worry and greed. There was an eager, greedy, restless flicker in his eye that revealed the passion that had taken hold, hinting at the shadow of the tree that was beginning to grow.

He was not alone, but sat by the side of a fair young girl in a mourning dress: in whose eyes there were tears, which sparkled in the light that shone out of the Ghost of Christmas Past.[Pg 58]

He wasn't alone; he sat next to a beautiful young girl in a mourning dress. Tears sparkled in her eyes, reflecting the light that came from the Ghost of Christmas Past.[Pg 58]

'It matters little,' she said softly. 'To you, very little. Another idol has displaced me; and, if it can cheer and comfort you in time to come as I would have tried to do, I have no just cause to grieve.'

"It doesn't really matter," she said softly. "To you, it matters very little. Another idol has taken my place; and if it can bring you happiness and comfort in the future like I would have tried to do, I have no reason to be upset."

'What Idol has displaced you?' he rejoined.

'Which Idol has taken your place?' he replied.

'A golden one.'

'A golden one.'

'This is the even-handed dealing of the world!' he said. 'There is nothing on which it is so hard as poverty; and there is nothing it professes to condemn with such severity as the pursuit of wealth!'

'This is how fair the world is!' he said. 'There’s nothing harder than being poor, and nothing it claims to criticize more harshly than the chase for money!'

'You fear the world too much,' she answered gently. 'All your other hopes have merged into the hope of being beyond the chance of its sordid reproach. I have seen your nobler aspirations fall off one by one, until the master passion, Gain, engrosses you. Have I not?'

'You worry about the world too much,' she replied softly. 'All your other hopes have turned into the hope of being free from its dirty judgments. I’ve watched your higher ambitions fade away one by one, until the main obsession, Wealth, consumes you. Haven't I?'

'What then?' he retorted. 'Even if I have grown so much wiser, what then? I am not changed towards you.'

'What now?' he shot back. 'Even if I've become so much smarter, what does that matter? I'm still the same with you.'

She shook her head.

She shook her head.

'Am I?'

"Am I?"

'Our contract is an old one. It was made when we were both poor, and content to be so, until, in good season, we could improve our worldly fortune by our patient industry. You are changed. When it was made you were another man.'

'Our contract is an old one. It was created when we were both poor and happy to be so, until, in due time, we could better our financial situation through our hard work. You are different now. When it was made, you were a different person.'

'I was a boy,' he said impatiently.[Pg 59]

'I was a kid,' he said impatiently.[Pg 59]

'Your own feeling tells you that you were not what you are,' she returned. 'I am. That which promised happiness when we were one in heart is fraught with misery now that we are two. How often and how keenly I have thought of this I will not say. It is enough that I have thought of it, and can release you.'

"Your own feelings tell you that you're not who you really are," she replied. "I am. What once promised happiness when we were united now brings us misery now that we're apart. I won't say how often and how deeply I've thought about this. It's enough that I have thought about it and can set you free."

'Have I ever sought release?'

'Have I ever looked for freedom?'

'In words. No. Never.'

"In words. No. Never."

'In what, then?'

'In what exactly?'

'In a changed nature; in an altered spirit; in another atmosphere of life; another Hope as its great end. In everything that made my love of any worth or value in your sight. If this had never been between us,' said the girl, looking mildly, but with steadiness, upon him; 'tell me, would you seek me out and try to win me now? Ah, no!'

'In a changed nature; in an altered spirit; in another atmosphere of life; another hope as its great end. In everything that made my love have any worth or value in your eyes. If this had never existed between us,' said the girl, looking at him gently, but with determination; 'tell me, would you seek me out and try to win me now? Ah, no!'

He seemed to yield to the justice of this supposition in spite of himself. But he said, with a struggle, 'You think not.'

He seemed to give in to the fairness of this idea despite himself. But he replied, with effort, 'You don't think so.'

'I would gladly think otherwise if I could,' she answered. 'Heaven knows! When I have learned a Truth like this, I know how strong and irresistible it must be. But if you were free to-day, to-morrow, yesterday, can even I believe that you would choose a dowerless girl—you who, in your very confidence with her, weigh everything by Gain: or, choosing her, if for a moment you were false enough to your one[Pg 60] guiding principle to do so, do I not know that your repentance and regret would surely follow? I do; and I release you. With a full heart, for the love of him you once were.'

"I would gladly think differently if I could," she replied. "God knows! When I learn a truth like this, I realize how strong and undeniable it must be. But if you were free today, tomorrow, or yesterday, can I really believe that you would choose a girl without a fortune—you, who weigh everything by gain in your very confidence with her? Or if you did choose her, even if for a moment you strayed from your guiding principle, wouldn't you end up filled with regret and remorse? I know you would, and I let you go. With a full heart, for the love of who you once were."

SHE LEFT HIM, AND THEY PARTED She broke up with him, and they went their separate ways.

He was about to speak; but, with her head turned from him, she resumed:

He was about to say something, but with her head turned away from him, she continued:

'You may—the memory of what is past half makes me hope you will—have pain in this. A very, very brief time, and you will dismiss the recollection of[Pg 61] it gladly, as an unprofitable dream, from which it happened well that you awoke. May you be happy in the life you have chosen!'

'You might—the memory of what’s gone makes me hope you will—feel pain in this. Just a very, very short time, and you’ll happily forget the memory of[Pg 61] it, like a useless dream that you’re glad to have woken up from. I hope you find happiness in the life you’ve chosen!'

She left him, and they parted.

She left him, and they separated.

'Spirit!' said Scrooge, 'show me no more! Conduct me home. Why do you delight to torture me?'

'Spirit!' Scrooge exclaimed, 'show me no more! Take me home. Why do you enjoy torturing me?'

'One shadow more!' exclaimed the Ghost.

'One more shadow!' exclaimed the Ghost.

'No more!' cried Scrooge. 'No more! I don't wish to see it. Show me no more!'

'No more!' yelled Scrooge. 'No more! I don't want to see it. Show me no more!'

But the relentless Ghost pinioned him in both his arms, and forced him to observe what happened next.

But the unyielding Ghost pinned him down by both arms and made him watch what happened next.

They were in another scene and place; a room, not very large or handsome, but full of comfort. Near to the winter fire sat a beautiful young girl, so like that last that Scrooge believed it was the same, until he saw her, now a comely matron, sitting opposite her daughter. The noise in this room was perfectly tumultuous, for there were more children there than Scrooge in his agitated state of mind could count; and, unlike the celebrated herd in the poem, they were not forty children conducting themselves like one, but every child was conducting itself like forty. The consequences were uproarious beyond belief; but no one seemed to care; on the contrary, the mother and daughter laughed heartily, and enjoyed it very much; and the latter, soon beginning to mingle in the sports, got pillaged by the young brigands most ruthlessly.[Pg 62] What would I not have given to be one of them! Though I never could have been so rude, no, no! I wouldn't for the wealth of all the world have crushed that braided hair, and torn it down; and for the precious little shoe, I wouldn't have plucked it off, God bless my soul! to save my life. As to measuring her waist in sport, as they did, bold young brood, I couldn't have done it; I should have expected my arm to have grown round it for a punishment, and never come straight again. And yet I should have dearly liked, I own, to have touched her lips; to have questioned her, that she might have opened them; to have looked upon the lashes of her downcast eyes, and never raised a blush; to have let loose waves of hair, an inch of which would be a keepsake beyond price: in short, I should have liked, I do confess, to have had the lightest license of a child, and yet to have been man enough to know its value.

They were in a different scene and place; a room that wasn’t very big or fancy, but felt cozy. By the winter fire sat a stunning young girl, so similar to the last one that Scrooge thought it was the same person, until he saw her, now an attractive matron, sitting across from her daughter. The noise in this room was completely chaotic, with more kids there than Scrooge could count in his anxious state; and, unlike the famous group in the poem, they weren’t forty kids acting as one, but each child was behaving like forty. The result was hilariously out of control; but no one seemed to mind; on the contrary, the mother and daughter laughed heartily and enjoyed it very much; and the daughter, soon joining in the fun, was mercilessly raided by the little rascals. [Pg 62] What wouldn’t I have given to be one of them! Although I could never have been so rude, no way! I wouldn’t for all the riches in the world have messed up that braided hair, and pulled it down; and for that precious little shoe, I wouldn’t have taken it off, God bless my soul! To playfully measure her waist like they did, those bold young ones, I couldn’t have done it; I would have thought my arm would grow round it as punishment and never come straight again. And yet I would have really liked, I admit, to have brushed against her lips; to have asked her questions so she might have opened them; to have looked at the lashes of her downcast eyes and never caused her to blush; to have let loose waves of hair, an inch of which would be a priceless keepsake: in short, I would have liked, I confess, to have had the slightest freedom of a child, and yet to have been mature enough to appreciate its value.

A lively and cheerful group

But now a knocking at the door was heard, and such a rush immediately ensued that she, with laughing face and plundered dress, was borne towards it the centre of a flushed and boisterous group, just in time to greet the father, who came home attended by a man laden with Christmas toys and presents. Then the shouting and the struggling, and the onslaught that was made on the defenceless porter! The scaling him, with chairs for ladders, to dive into his pockets, despoil him of[Pg 63] brown-paper parcels, hold on tight by his cravat, hug him round his neck, pummel his back, and kick his legs in irrepressible affection! The shouts of wonder and delight with which the development of every package was received! The terrible announcement that the baby had been taken in the act of putting a doll's frying pan into his mouth, and was more than suspected of having swallowed a fictitious turkey, glued on a wooden platter! The immense relief of finding this a false alarm! The joy, and gratitude, and ecstasy! They are all indescribable alike. It is enough that, by degrees, the children and their emotions got out of the parlour, and, by one stair at a time, up to the top of the house, where they went to bed, and so subsided.

But now there was a knock at the door, and a rush happened immediately, swirling her, with a laughing face and a messed-up dress, toward it, right in time to greet her father, who came home with a guy carrying Christmas toys and presents. Then the shouting and the chaos began, as everyone rushed the helpless delivery man! They climbed him using chairs as ladders, diving into his pockets to snatch away the brown-paper parcels, clinging tightly to his necktie, hugging him around the neck, patting his back, and playfully kicking his legs in sheer excitement! The cheers of wonder and joy at every package being opened! The shocking announcement that the baby had been caught trying to put a doll’s frying pan in his mouth and was suspected of having swallowed a fake turkey stuck to a wooden plate! The huge relief when it turned out to be a false alarm! The joy, gratitude, and bliss were all beyond words. Eventually, the kids and their excitement made their way out of the parlor and, one staircase at a time, up to the top of the house, where they went to bed and finally settled down.

And now Scrooge looked on more attentively than ever, when the master of the house, having his daughter leaning fondly on him, sat down with her and her mother at his own fireside; and when he thought that such another creature, quite as graceful and as full of promise, might have called him father, and been a spring-time in the haggard winter of his life, his sight grew very dim indeed.

And now Scrooge watched more closely than ever as the head of the household, with his daughter lovingly leaning on him, sat down with her and her mother by their own fire. When he thought that another wonderful person, just as graceful and promising, could have called him dad and brought warmth to the bleak winter of his life, his vision became very blurry.

'Belle,' said the husband, turning to his wife with a smile, 'I saw an old friend of yours this afternoon.'

'Belle,' said her husband, turning to his wife with a smile, 'I ran into an old friend of yours this afternoon.'

'Who was it?'

'Who was that?'

'Guess!'

'Take a guess!'

'How can I? Tut, don't I know?' she added in[Pg 64] the same breath, laughing as he laughed. 'Mr. Scrooge.'

'How can I? Oh, don't I know?' she added in[Pg 64] the same breath, laughing as he laughed. 'Mr. Scrooge.'

'Mr. Scrooge it was. I passed his office window; and as it was not shut up, and he had a candle inside, I could scarcely help seeing him. His partner lies upon the point of death, I hear; and there he sat alone. Quite alone in the world, I do believe.'

'It was Mr. Scrooge. I walked by his office window, and since it wasn't closed and he had a candle lit inside, I couldn't help but notice him. I've heard that his partner is on the verge of death, and there he was, sitting all by himself. Completely alone in the world, I think.'

'Spirit!' said Scrooge in a broken voice, 'remove me from this place.'

'Spirit!' Scrooge said in a choked voice, 'take me away from here.'

'I told you these were shadows of the things that have been,' said the Ghost. 'That they are what they are do not blame me!'

"I told you these are shadows of what has happened," said the Ghost. "Don't blame me for what they are!"

'Remove me!' Scrooge exclaimed, 'I cannot bear it!'

'Get me out of here!' Scrooge shouted, 'I can’t take it!'

He turned upon the Ghost, and seeing that it looked upon him with a face, in which in some strange way there were fragments of all the faces it had shown him, wrestled with it.

He turned to the Ghost and saw that it was looking at him with a face that, in some strange way, had pieces of all the faces it had shown him, and he struggled with it.

'Leave me! Take me back. Haunt me no longer!'

'Leave me alone! Take me back. Stop haunting me!'

In the struggle, if that can be called a struggle in which the Ghost with no visible resistance on its own part was undisturbed by any effort of its adversary, Scrooge observed that its light was burning high and bright; and dimly connecting that with its influence over him, he seized the extinguisher-cap, and by a sudden action pressed it down upon its head.

In the struggle—if you can even call it a struggle, where the Ghost showed no visible resistance and was unaffected by its opponent's efforts—Scrooge noticed that its light was blazing high and bright. Making a vague connection between that and its effect on him, he grabbed the extinguisher-cap and quickly pressed it down onto its head.

Loaded with Christmas toys and gifts

The Spirit dropped beneath it, so that the extinguisher covered its whole form; but though Scrooge pressed it down with all his force, he could not hide the light, which streamed from under it, in an unbroken flood upon the ground.

The Spirit sank below it, so that the cover concealed its entire shape; but even though Scrooge pushed it down with all his strength, he couldn't block the light that shone from underneath, creating an uninterrupted stream on the ground.

He was conscious of being exhausted, and overcome by an irresistible drowsiness; and, further, of being in his own bedroom. He gave the cap a parting squeeze, in which his hand relaxed; and had barely time to reel to bed, before he sank into a heavy sleep.

He was aware that he was tired and hit by an overwhelming sleepiness; and, on top of that, he was in his own bedroom. He gave the cap one last squeeze, letting his hand go loose; and he barely had time to stumble to bed before he fell into a deep sleep.




STAVE THREE


THE SECOND OF THE THREE SPIRITS

Awaking in the middle of a prodigiously tough snore, and sitting up in bed to get his thoughts together, Scrooge had no occasion to be told that the bell was again upon the stroke of One. He felt that he was restored to consciousness in the right nick of time, for the especial purpose of holding a conference with the second messenger despatched to him through Jacob Marley's intervention. But finding that he turned uncomfortably cold when he began to wonder which of his curtains this new spectre would draw back, he put them every one aside with his own hands, and, lying down again, established a sharp look-out all round the bed. For he wished to challenge the Spirit on the moment of its appearance, and did not wish to be taken by surprise and made nervous.[Pg 70]

Waking up in the middle of a really loud snore and sitting up in bed to gather his thoughts, Scrooge didn’t need anyone to tell him that the clock was striking One again. He knew he had woken up just in time for a meeting with the second messenger sent to him through Jacob Marley’s influence. But when he started to feel uncomfortably cold thinking about which of his curtains this new ghost would pull back, he pushed them all aside with his own hands and lay back down, keeping a sharp lookout all around the bed. He wanted to confront the Spirit the moment it appeared and didn’t want to be caught off guard and get nervous.[Pg 70]

Gentlemen of the free-and-easy sort, who plume themselves on being acquainted with a move or two, and being usually equal to the time of day, express the wide range of their capacity for adventure by observing that they are good for anything from pitch-and-toss to manslaughter; between which opposite extremes, no doubt, there lies a tolerably wide and comprehensive range of subjects. Without venturing for Scrooge quite as hardily as this, I don't mind calling on you to believe that he was ready for a good broad field of strange appearances, and that nothing between a baby and a rhinoceros would have astonished him very much.

Men who are laid-back and proud of knowing a thing or two, and who are usually in touch with the current times, showcase their adventurous spirit by claiming they’re up for anything from a simple game to serious crimes; and between those two extremes, there’s definitely a decent variety of topics to explore. Without going to the lengths of saying Scrooge was as open-minded as them, I’ll ask you to believe that he was prepared for a good range of strange experiences, and that nothing from a baby to a rhinoceros would have surprised him very much.

Now, being prepared for almost anything, he was not by any means prepared for nothing; and consequently, when the bell struck One, and no shape appeared, he was taken with a violent fit of trembling. Five minutes, ten minutes, a quarter of an hour went by, yet nothing came. All this time he lay upon his bed, the very core and centre of a blaze of ruddy light, which streamed upon it when the clock proclaimed the hour; and which, being only light, was more alarming than a dozen ghosts, as he was powerless to make out what it meant, or would be at; and was sometimes apprehensive that he might be at that very moment an interesting case of spontaneous combustion, without having the consolation of knowing it. At last,[Pg 71] however, he began to think—as you or I would have thought at first; for it is always the person not in the predicament who knows what ought to have been done in it, and would unquestionably have done it too—at last, I say, he began to think that the source and secret of this ghostly light might be in the adjoining room, from whence, on further tracing it, it seemed to shine. This idea taking full possession of his mind, he got up softly, and shuffled in his slippers to the door.

Now, being ready for almost anything, he certainly wasn’t ready for nothing; so when the clock struck One and nothing showed up, he was suddenly overcome with a strong wave of trembling. Five minutes, ten minutes, a quarter of an hour passed, yet still nothing happened. During this time, he lay on his bed, the center of a bright, reddish light streaming onto him when the clock announced the hour; and being just light, it was more terrifying than a dozen ghosts, as he couldn't figure out what it meant or what would happen next; sometimes he even worried he might be experiencing spontaneous combustion at that very moment, without the comfort of knowing it. Finally,[Pg 71] however, he began to think—as you or I would have thought right away; it’s always the person outside the situation who knows what should have been done and would have definitely done it too—so at last, I say, he started to think that the source and reason for this ghostly light might be in the next room, from where, upon further investigation, it appeared to be coming. This thought completely took over his mind, and he quietly got up, shuffling in his slippers toward the door.

The moment Scrooge's hand was on the lock a strange voice called him by his name, and bade him enter. He obeyed.

The moment Scrooge's hand touched the lock, a strange voice called his name and told him to come in. He complied.

It was his own room. There was no doubt about that. But it had undergone a surprising transformation. The walls and ceiling were so hung with living green, that it looked a perfect grove; from every part of which bright gleaming berries glistened. The crisp leaves of holly, mistletoe, and ivy reflected back the light, as if so many little mirrors had been scattered there; and such a mighty blaze went roaring up the chimney as that dull petrification of a hearth had never known in Scrooge's time, or Marley's, or for many and many a winter season gone. Heaped up on the floor, to form a kind of throne, were turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, great joints of meat, sucking-pigs, long wreaths of sausages, mince-pies, plum-puddings, barrels of oysters, red-hot chestnuts, cherry-cheeked[Pg 72] apples, juicy oranges, luscious pears, immense twelfth-cakes, and seething bowls of punch, that made the chamber dim with their delicious steam. In easy state upon this couch there sat a jolly Giant, glorious to see; who bore a glowing torch, in shape not unlike Plenty's horn, and held it up, high up, to shed its light on Scrooge as he came peeping round the door.

It was definitely his own room. There was no question about it. But it had gone through a surprising change. The walls and ceiling were covered in vibrant green plants, making it look like a beautiful grove; bright, shiny berries sparkled from every part. The crisp leaves of holly, mistletoe, and ivy reflected the light as if they were little mirrors spread around; and a huge fire was roaring up the chimney, something that cold, lifeless hearth had never experienced in Scrooge's time, or Marley's, or for many, many winters before. Piled on the floor to create a sort of throne were turkeys, geese, game birds, other poultry, brawn, large cuts of meat, young pigs, long strings of sausages, mince pies, plum puddings, barrels of oysters, hot chestnuts, rosy-cheeked apples, juicy oranges, sweet pears, massive twelfth cakes, and bubbling bowls of punch that filled the room with their tempting steam. Sitting comfortably on this pile was a jolly Giant, glorious to see; he held a glowing torch shaped somewhat like Plenty's horn and raised it up high to shine its light on Scrooge as he peeked around the door.

'Come in!' exclaimed the Ghost. 'Come in! and know me better, man!'

"Come in!" the Ghost exclaimed. "Come in! and get to know me better, man!"

Scrooge entered timidly, and hung his head before this Spirit. He was not the dogged Scrooge he had been; and though the Spirit's eyes were clear and kind, he did not like to meet them.

Scrooge walked in hesitantly and lowered his head in front of the Spirit. He wasn’t the stubborn Scrooge he used to be, and even though the Spirit’s eyes were bright and friendly, he felt uncomfortable meeting them.

'I am the Ghost of Christmas Present,' said the Spirit. 'Look upon me!'

'I am the Ghost of Christmas Present,' said the Spirit. 'Take a look at me!'

Scrooge reverently did so. It was clothed in one simple deep green robe, or mantle, bordered with white fur. This garment hung so loosely on the figure, that its capacious breast was bare, as if disdaining to be warded or concealed by any artifice. Its feet, observable beneath the ample folds of the garment, were also bare; and on its head it wore no other covering than a holly wreath, set here and there with shining icicles. Its dark-brown curls were long and free; free as its genial face, its sparkling eye, its open hand, its cheery voice, its unconstrained demeanour, and its joyful air. Girded round its middle was an antique scabbard:[Pg 73] but no sword was in it, and the ancient sheath was eaten up with rust.

Scrooge respectfully did so. It was dressed in a simple deep green robe, or mantle, trimmed with white fur. This garment hung so loosely on the figure that its broad chest was bare, as if it rejected any need for concealment. Its feet, visible beneath the roomy folds of the garment, were also bare; and on its head, it wore nothing but a holly wreath, adorned here and there with shining icicles. Its dark-brown curls were long and free; free like its warm face, sparkling eye, open hand, cheerful voice, relaxed demeanor, and joyful presence. Wrapped around its middle was an old scabbard:[Pg 73] but there was no sword in it, and the ancient sheath was consumed by rust.

'You have never seen the like of me before!' exclaimed the Spirit.

'You've never seen anyone like me before!' exclaimed the Spirit.

'Never,' Scrooge made answer to it.

"Never," Scrooge said.

'Have never walked forth with the younger members of my family; meaning (for I am very young) my elder brothers born in these later years?' pursued the Phantom.

'Have never gone out with the younger members of my family; meaning (since I'm very young) my older brothers born in the more recent years?' the Phantom continued.

'I don't think I have,' said Scrooge. 'I am afraid I have not. Have you had many brothers, Spirit?'

"I don't think I have," Scrooge said. "I'm afraid I haven't. Have you had many brothers, Spirit?"

'More than eighteen hundred,' said the Ghost.

'More than eighteen hundred,' said the Ghost.

'A tremendous family to provide for,' muttered Scrooge.

"A huge family to take care of," Scrooge grumbled.

The Ghost of Christmas Present rose.

The Ghost of Christmas Present stood up.

'Spirit,' said Scrooge submissively, 'conduct me where you will. I went forth last night on compulsion, and I learned a lesson which is working now. To-night if you have aught to teach me, let me profit by it.'

'Spirit,' Scrooge said humbly, 'take me wherever you want. I went out last night because I had to, and I learned a lesson that's impacting me now. Tonight, if you have anything to teach me, I want to benefit from it.'

'Touch my robe!'

'Touch my robe!'

Scrooge did as he was told, and held it fast.

Scrooge did what he was told and held on tightly.

Holly, mistletoe, red berries, ivy, turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, meat, pigs, sausages, oysters, pies, puddings, fruit, and punch, all vanished instantly. So did the room, the fire, the ruddy glow, the hour of night, and they stood in the city streets on Christmas[Pg 74] morning, where (for the weather was severe) the people made a rough, but brisk and not unpleasant kind of music, in scraping the snow from the pavement in front of their dwellings, and from the tops of their houses, whence it was mad delight to the boys to see it come plumping down into the road below, and splitting into artificial little snowstorms.

Holly, mistletoe, red berries, ivy, turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, meat, pigs, sausages, oysters, pies, puddings, fruit, and punch all disappeared in an instant. So did the room, the fire, the warm glow, the late hour, and they found themselves in the city streets on Christmas[Pg 74] morning, where (due to the harsh weather) the people created a rough but lively and not unpleasant kind of music by scraping the snow off the pavement in front of their homes and from the tops of their houses, where it was a joy for the boys to watch it tumble down into the street below, breaking apart into little artificial snowstorms.

The house-fronts looked black enough, and the windows blacker, contrasting with the smooth white sheet of snow upon the roofs, and with the dirtier snow upon the ground; which last deposit had been ploughed up in deep furrows by the heavy wheels of carts and waggons: furrows that crossed and recrossed each other hundreds of times where the great streets branched off; and made intricate channels, hard to trace in the thick yellow mud and icy water. The sky was gloomy, and the shortest streets were choked up with a dingy mist, half thawed, half frozen, whose heavier particles descended in a shower of sooty atoms, as if all the chimneys in Great Britain had, by one consent, caught fire, and were blazing away to their dear heart's content. There was nothing very cheerful in the climate or the town, and yet was there an air of cheerfulness abroad that the clearest summer air and brightest summer sun might have endeavoured to diffuse in vain.

The house fronts looked really dark, and the windows even darker, contrasting with the smooth white blanket of snow on the roofs and the dirtier snow on the ground. The ground snow had been shoveled into deep grooves by the heavy wheels of carts and wagons: grooves that crisscrossed hundreds of times where the main streets branched off, creating complex channels that were hard to navigate in the thick yellow mud and icy water. The sky was overcast, and the shortest streets were blocked by a murky mist, half-thawed and half-frozen, with heavier particles falling like a shower of sooty bits, as if all the chimneys in Great Britain had, in agreement, caught fire and were burning happily. There was nothing particularly uplifting about the climate or the town, yet there was a sense of cheerfulness in the air that even the clearest summer skies and brightest summer sun couldn’t hope to achieve.

THERE WAS NOTHING VERY CHEERFUL IN THE CLIMATE There wasn't anything very cheerful about the atmosphere.

For the people who were shovelling away on the[Pg 76] house-tops were jovial and full of glee; calling out to one another from the parapets, and now and then exchanging a facetious snowball—better-natured missile far than many a wordy jest—laughing heartily if it went right, and not less heartily if it went wrong. The poulterers' shops were still half open, and the fruiterers' were radiant in their glory. There were great, round, pot-bellied baskets of chestnuts, shaped like the waistcoats of jolly old gentlemen, lolling at the doors, and tumbling out into the street in their apoplectic opulence: There were ruddy, brown-faced, broad-girthed Spanish onions, shining in the fatness of their growth like Spanish friars, and winking from their shelves in wanton slyness at the girls as they went by, and glanced demurely at the hung-up mistletoe. There were pears and apples clustered high in blooming pyramids; there were bunches of grapes, made, in the shopkeepers' benevolence, to dangle from conspicuous hooks that people's mouths might water gratis as they passed; there were piles of filberts, mossy and brown, recalling, in their fragrance, ancient walks among the woods, and pleasant shufflings ankle deep through withered leaves; there were Norfolk Biffins, squab and swarthy, setting off the yellow of the oranges and lemons, and, in the great compactness of their juicy persons, urgently entreating and beseeching to be carried home in paper bags and eaten after dinner.[Pg 77] The very gold and silver fish, set forth among these choice fruits in a bowl, though members of a dull and stagnant-blooded race, appeared to know that there was something going on; and, to a fish, went gasping round and round their little world in slow and passionless excitement.

The people shoveling away on the[Pg 76] rooftops were cheerful and full of joy; calling out to each other from the low walls, occasionally throwing a playful snowball—much friendlier than many a clever joke—laughing heartily whether it hit its target, and just as heartily if it missed. The poultry shops were still half open, and the fruit shops were dazzling in their beauty. There were big, round, pot-bellied baskets of chestnuts, shaped like the vests of jolly old men, lounging at the doors, spilling out into the street in their hearty abundance. There were plump, brown-faced Spanish onions, looking shiny and healthy as if they were Spanish monks, winking from their shelves mischievously at the girls passing by, and casting shy glances at the mistletoe hanging up. There were pears and apples piled high in beautiful mounds; there were bunches of grapes, generously hung by shopkeepers to tempt people’s appetites as they walked by; there were piles of filberts, earthy and brown, evoking memories of old walks in the woods and pleasant crunching through fallen leaves; there were Norfolk Biffins, plump and dark, contrasting with the bright yellows of oranges and lemons, and, in their juicy bulk, eagerly begging to be taken home in paper bags for dessert after dinner.[Pg 77] Even the gold and silver fish displayed among these fine fruits in a bowl, despite being part of a dull and sluggish species, seemed to sense that something special was happening; together, they swam around their little world in slow, emotionless excitement.

The Grocers'! oh, the Grocers'! nearly closed, with perhaps two shutters down, or one; but through those gaps such glimpses! It was not alone that the scales descending on the counter made a merry sound, or that the twine and roller parted company so briskly, or that the canisters were rattled up and down like juggling tricks, or even that the blended scents of tea and coffee were so grateful to the nose, or even that the raisins were so plentiful and rare, the almonds so extremely white, the sticks of cinnamon so long and straight, the other spices so delicious, the candied fruits so caked and spotted with molten sugar as to make the coldest lookers-on feel faint, and subsequently bilious. Nor was it that the figs were moist and pulpy, or that the French plums blushed in modest tartness from their highly-decorated boxes, or that everything was good to eat and in its Christmas dress; but the customers were all so hurried and so eager in the hopeful promise of the day, that they tumbled up against each other at the door, crashing their wicker baskets wildly, and left their purchases upon the counter, and came running[Pg 78] back to fetch them, and committed hundreds of the like mistakes, in the best humour possible; while the grocer and his people were so frank and fresh, that the polished hearts with which they fastened their aprons behind might have been their own, worn outside for general inspection, and for Christmas daws to peck at if they chose.

The Grocers'! Oh, the Grocers'! Nearly closed, with maybe two shutters down, or one; but through those gaps such glimpses! It wasn’t just that the scales dropping on the counter made a cheerful sound, or that the twine and roller separated so quickly, or that the canisters were rattled up and down like juggling tricks, or even that the blended scents of tea and coffee were so pleasing to the nose, or that the raisins were so abundant and rare, the almonds so incredibly white, the sticks of cinnamon so long and straight, the other spices so delightful, the candied fruits so caked and spotted with melted sugar as to make the coldest onlookers feel faint and later nauseous. Nor was it that the figs were moist and pulpy, or that the French plums blushed with modest tartness from their beautifully decorated boxes, or that everything was delicious to eat and dressed up for Christmas; but the customers were all so rushed and eager in the hopeful promise of the day that they bumped against each other at the door, wildly crashing their wicker baskets, left their purchases on the counter, and ran back to fetch them, making hundreds of similar mistakes, in the best possible mood; while the grocer and his staff were so genuine and fresh, that the polished hearts with which they tied their aprons behind could have been their own, worn outside for everyone to see, and for Christmas birds to peck at if they wanted.

But soon the steeples called good people all to church and chapel, and away they came, flocking through the streets in their best clothes and with their gayest faces. And at the same time there emerged, from scores of by-streets, lanes, and nameless turnings, innumerable people, carrying their dinners to the bakers' shops. The sight of these poor revellers appeared to interest the Spirit very much, for he stood with Scrooge beside him in a baker's doorway, and, taking off the covers as their bearers passed, sprinkled incense on their dinners from his torch. And it was a very uncommon kind of torch, for once or twice, when there were angry words between some dinner-carriers who had jostled each other, he shed a few drops of water on them from it, and their good-humour was restored directly. For they said, it was a shame to quarrel upon Christmas Day. And so it was! God love it, so it was!

But soon the steeples called everyone to church and chapel, and they came pouring through the streets in their best clothes and happiest faces. At the same time, countless people emerged from the side streets, alleys, and hidden corners, carrying their dinners to the baker's shops. The sight of these cheerful revelers seemed to fascinate the Spirit, as he stood with Scrooge in a bakery doorway, lifting the covers as they passed by and sprinkling incense on their meals from his torch. It was a rather unusual torch, because once or twice, when there were some heated words exchanged between a few dinner carriers who bumped into each other, he sprinkled a few drops of water on them from it, and their good spirits were instantly restored. They said it was a shame to argue on Christmas Day. And it truly was! God love it, it really was!

In time the bells ceased, and the bakers were shut up; and yet there was a genial shadowing forth of all these dinners, and the progress of their cooking, in the[Pg 79] thawed blotch of wet above each baker's oven, where the pavement smoked as if its stones were cooking too.

In time, the bells stopped ringing, and the bakers closed up shop; yet there was a warm hint of all these dinners and how they were being prepared in the[Pg 79] melted patch of wet above each baker's oven, where the pavement steamed as if its stones were cooking too.

'Is there a peculiar flavour in what you sprinkle from your torch?' asked Scrooge.

"Is there something odd about what you're sprinkling from your torch?" asked Scrooge.

'There is. My own.'

"It's mine."

'Would it apply to any kind of dinner on this day?' asked Scrooge.

"Does it apply to any kind of dinner today?" asked Scrooge.

'To any kindly given. To a poor one most.'

'To anyone who gives kindly. To a poor person even more.'

'Why to a poor one most?' asked Scrooge.

'Why is it usually the poor?' asked Scrooge.

'Because it needs it most.'

'Because it needs it the most.'

'Spirit!' said Scrooge, after a moment's thought, 'I wonder you, of all the beings in the many worlds about us, should desire to cramp these people's opportunities of innocent enjoyment.

'Spirit!' said Scrooge, after a moment of reflection, 'I can't believe you, out of all the beings in the countless worlds around us, would want to limit these people's chances for simple enjoyment.'

'I!' cried the Spirit.

"I!" shouted the Spirit.

'You would deprive them of their means of dining every seventh day, often the only day on which they can be said to dine at all,' said Scrooge; 'wouldn't you?'

"You would take away their chance to eat every seventh day, which is often the only day they really get to dine at all," said Scrooge; "wouldn't you?"

'I!' cried the Spirit.

"I!" shouted the Spirit.

'You seek to close these places on the Seventh Day,' said Scrooge. 'And it comes to the same thing.'

'You want to shut down these places on the Seventh Day,' Scrooge said. 'It amounts to the same thing.'

'I seek!' exclaimed the Spirit.

"I seek!" said the Spirit.

'Forgive me if I am wrong. It has been done in your name, or at least in that of your family,' said Scrooge.

"Please forgive me if I'm mistaken. This has been done in your name, or at least in your family's name," said Scrooge.

'There are some upon this earth of yours,' returned[Pg 80] the Spirit, 'who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name, who are as strange to us, and all our kith and kin, as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge their doings on themselves, not us.'

'There are some people on this earth of yours,' the Spirit replied, '[Pg 80] who claim to know us and act out of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name. They are as foreign to us and all our family as if they had never existed. Keep that in mind, and hold them accountable for their actions, not us.'

Scrooge promised that he would; and they went on, invisible, as they had been before, into the suburbs of the town. It was a remarkable quality of the Ghost (which Scrooge had observed at the baker's), that notwithstanding his gigantic size, he could accommodate himself to any place with ease; and that he stood beneath a low roof quite as gracefully and like a supernatural creature as it was possible he could have done in any lofty hall.

Scrooge promised that he would, and they continued on, invisible like before, into the outskirts of the town. It was a remarkable feature of the Ghost (which Scrooge had noticed at the bakery) that despite his huge size, he could fit into any space easily; he stood under a low ceiling just as gracefully and like a supernatural being as he could have in any grand hall.

And perhaps it was the pleasure the good Spirit had in showing off this power of his, or else it was his own kind, generous, hearty nature, and his sympathy with all poor men, that led him straight to Scrooge's clerk's; for there he went, and took Scrooge with him, holding to his robe; and on the threshold of the door the Spirit smiled, and stopped to bless Bob Cratchit's dwelling with the sprinklings of his torch. Think of that! Bob had but fifteen 'Bob' a week himself; he pocketed on Saturdays but fifteen copies of his Christian name; and yet the Ghost of Christmas Present blessed his four-roomed house![Pg 81]

And maybe it was the joy the good Spirit felt in showing off this power of his, or maybe it was his own kind, generous, warm-hearted nature, along with his sympathy for all the less fortunate, that led him straight to Scrooge's clerk; because that's where he went, taking Scrooge with him, holding onto his robe. At the threshold of the door, the Spirit smiled and paused to bless Bob Cratchit's home with sparks from his torch. Can you believe it? Bob only earned fifteen 'Bob' a week himself; he brought home just fifteen copies of his name every Saturday; and yet the Ghost of Christmas Present blessed his four-room place![Pg 81]

Then up rose Mrs. Cratchit, Cratchit's wife, dressed out but poorly in a twice-turned gown, but brave in ribbons, which are cheap, and make a goodly show for sixpence; and she laid the cloth, assisted by Belinda Cratchit, second of her daughters, also brave in ribbons; while Master Peter Cratchit plunged a fork into the saucepan of potatoes, and getting the corners of his monstrous shirt-collar (Bob's private property, conferred upon his son and heir in honour of the day,) into his mouth, rejoiced to find himself so gallantly attired, and yearned to show his linen in the fashionable Parks. And now two smaller Cratchits, boy and girl, came tearing in, screaming that outside the baker's they had smelt the goose, and known it for their own; and basking in luxurious thoughts of sage and onion, these young Cratchits danced about the table, and exalted Master Peter Cratchit to the skies, while he (not proud, although his collars nearly choked him) blew the fire, until the slow potatoes, bubbling up, knocked loudly at the saucepan-lid to be let out and peeled.

Then Mrs. Cratchit stood up, Cratchit's wife, dressed simply in a worn-out gown, but brightened up with ribbons, which are inexpensive and look nice for sixpence; she set the table, helped by Belinda Cratchit, her second daughter, who also wore ribbons; meanwhile, Master Peter Cratchit stuck a fork into the pot of potatoes, and getting the edges of his oversized shirt-collar (Bob's personal property, given to his son for this special day) into his mouth, felt proud of his fancy outfit and longed to show off his clothes in the popular parks. Soon, two younger Cratchits, a boy and a girl, came running in, shouting that outside the bakery they had smelled the goose and recognized it as their own; filled with thoughts of sage and onion, these young Cratchits danced around the table and sang Master Peter Cratchit's praises to the skies, while he (not vain, even though his collar nearly choked him) tended the fire until the slow-cooking potatoes, bubbling up, knocked loudly at the pot lid, eager to be let out and peeled.

'What has ever got your precious father, then?' said Mrs. Cratchit. 'And your brother, Tiny Tim? And Martha warn't as late last Christmas Day by half an hour!'

'What’s gotten into your precious father, then?' said Mrs. Cratchit. 'And your brother, Tiny Tim? And Martha wasn’t as late last Christmas Day by half an hour!'

'Here's Martha, mother!' said a girl, appearing as she spoke.[Pg 82]

'Here's Martha, Mom!' said a girl, showing up as she spoke.[Pg 82]

'Here's Martha, mother!' cried the two young Cratchits. 'Hurrah! There's such a goose, Martha!'

'Look, it’s Martha, Mom!' shouted the two young Cratchits. 'Yay! There’s such a goose, Martha!'

'Why, bless your heart alive, my dear, how late you are!' said Mrs. Cratchit, kissing her a dozen times, and taking off her shawl and bonnet for her with officious zeal.

"Why, bless your heart, my dear, how late you are!" said Mrs. Cratchit, kissing her a dozen times and eagerly helping her take off her shawl and bonnet.

'We'd a deal of work to finish up last night,' replied the girl, 'and had to clear away this morning, mother!'

'We had a lot of work to wrap up last night,' replied the girl, 'and we needed to clean up this morning, Mom!'

'Well! never mind so long as you are come,' said Mrs. Cratchit. 'Sit ye down before the fire, my dear, and have a warm, Lord bless ye!'

'Well! it doesn't matter now that you're here,' said Mrs. Cratchit. 'Come sit down by the fire, my dear, and warm up, bless you!'

'No, no! There's father coming,' cried the two young Cratchits, who were everywhere at once. 'Hide, Martha, hide!'

'No, no! Dad's coming,' cried the two young Cratchits, who were all over the place. 'Hide, Martha, hide!'

So Martha hid herself, and in came little Bob, the father, with at least three feet of comforter, exclusive of the fringe, hanging down before him, and his threadbare clothes darned up and brushed to look seasonable, and Tiny Tim upon his shoulder. Alas for Tiny Tim, he bore a little crutch, and had his limbs supported by an iron frame!

So Martha hid herself, and in came little Bob, the father, with at least three feet of blanket, not counting the fringe, hanging down in front of him, and his worn-out clothes patched up and brushed to look presentable, with Tiny Tim on his shoulder. Sadly for Tiny Tim, he had a little crutch and his limbs were supported by a metal frame!

'Why, where's our Martha?' cried Bob Cratchit, looking round.

'Where's our Martha?' Bob Cratchit exclaimed, looking around.

'Not coming,' said Mrs. Cratchit.

'Not coming,' said Mrs. Cratchit.

'Not coming!' said Bob, with a sudden declension in his high spirits; for he had been Tim's blood-horse[Pg 83] all the way from church, and had come home rampant. 'Not coming upon Christmas Day!'

'Not coming!' said Bob, suddenly feeling down; he had been Tim's reliable companion all the way from church and had come home super excited. 'Not coming on Christmas Day!'

Martha didn't like to see him disappointed, if it were only in joke; so she came out prematurely from behind the closet door, and ran into his arms, while the two young Cratchits hustled Tiny Tim, and bore him off into the wash-house, that he might hear the pudding singing in the copper.

Martha didn't want to see him disappointed, even if it was just a joke; so she quickly stepped out from behind the closet door and ran into his arms, while the two young Cratchits hurried Tiny Tim off into the washhouse so he could hear the pudding bubbling in the pot.

'And how did little Tim behave?' asked Mrs. Cratchit when she had rallied Bob on his credulity, and Bob had hugged his daughter to his heart's content.

'And how did little Tim behave?' asked Mrs. Cratchit after she had teased Bob about his gullibility, and Bob had hugged his daughter to his heart's content.

'As good as gold,' said Bob, 'and better. Somehow, he gets thoughtful, sitting by himself so much, and thinks the strangest things you ever heard. He told me, coming home, that he hoped the people saw him in the church, because he was a cripple, and it might be pleasant to them to remember upon Christmas Day who made lame beggars walk and blind men see.'

"As good as gold," Bob said, "and even better. Somehow, he gets reflective sitting alone so often and thinks of the oddest things you've ever heard. He told me on the way home that he hoped people noticed him in church because he's a cripple, and it might be nice for them to remember on Christmas Day who made lame beggars walk and blind men see."

Bob's voice was tremulous when he told them this, and trembled more when he said that Tiny Tim was growing strong and hearty.

Bob's voice shook when he told them this, and shook even more when he said that Tiny Tim was getting strong and healthy.

His active little crutch was heard upon the floor, and back came Tiny Tim before another word was spoken, escorted by his brother and sister to his stool beside the fire; and while Bob, turning up his cuffs—as if, poor fellow, they were capable of being made[Pg 84] more shabby—compounded some hot mixture in a jug with gin and lemons, and stirred it round and round, and put it on the hob to simmer, Master Peter and the two ubiquitous young Cratchits went to fetch the goose, with which they soon returned in high procession.

His little crutch clattered on the floor, and before anyone could say anything, Tiny Tim came back, guided by his brother and sister to his spot by the fire. While Bob rolled up his sleeves—as if, poor guy, they could get any more worn out—he mixed up a hot drink in a jug with gin and lemons, stirring it repeatedly before placing it on the stove to simmer. Meanwhile, Master Peter and the two ever-present young Cratchits went to get the goose, which they soon brought back in a joyful procession.

Such a bustle ensued that you might have thought a goose the rarest of all birds; a feathered phenomenon, to which a black swan was a matter of course—and, in truth, it was something very like it in that house. Mrs. Cratchit made the gravy (ready beforehand in a little saucepan) hissing hot; Master Peter mashed the potatoes with incredible vigour; Miss Belinda sweetened up the apple sauce; Martha dusted the hot plates; Bob took Tiny Tim beside him in a tiny corner at the table; the two young Cratchits set[Pg 85] chairs for everybody, not forgetting themselves, and, mounting guard upon their posts, crammed spoons into their mouths, lest they should shriek for goose before[Pg 86] their turn came to be helped. At last the dishes were set on, and grace was said. It was succeeded by a breathless pause, as Mrs. Cratchit, looking slowly all along the carving-knife, prepared to plunge it in the breast; but when she did, and when the long-expected gush of stuffing issued forth, one murmur of delight arose all round the board, and even Tiny Tim, excited by the two young Cratchits, beat on the table with the handle of his knife and feebly cried Hurrah!

Such a commotion broke out that you might have thought a goose was the rarest bird of all; a feathered wonder, while a black swan was just a normal thing—and, honestly, it was pretty similar in that house. Mrs. Cratchit heated the gravy (which was ready earlier in a little saucepan) until it was hissing hot; Master Peter mashed the potatoes with amazing energy; Miss Belinda sweetened the apple sauce; Martha dusted off the hot plates; Bob had Tiny Tim next to him in a small corner at the table; the two young Cratchits set up chairs for everyone, not forgetting themselves, and, standing guard at their spots, shoved spoons in their mouths to keep from shouting for goose before it was their turn to be served. Finally, the dishes were placed on the table, and grace was said. That was followed by a breathless pause as Mrs. Cratchit slowly moved the carving knife along the goose, getting ready to cut into it; but when she did, and when the long-awaited gush of stuffing came out, a single murmur of delight echoed around the table, and even Tiny Tim, egged on by the two young Cratchits, banged on the table with the handle of his knife and weakly shouted Hurrah!

HE HAD BEEN TIM'S BLOOD-HORSE ALL THE WAY FROM CHURCH He had been Tim's blood horse the whole way from church.

There never was such a goose. Bob said he didn't believe there ever was such a goose cooked. Its tenderness and flavour, size and cheapness, were the themes of universal admiration. Eked out by apple sauce and mashed potatoes, it was a sufficient dinner for the whole family; indeed, as Mrs. Cratchit said with great delight (surveying one small atom of a bone upon the dish), they hadn't ate it all at last! Yet every one had had enough, and the youngest Cratchits, in particular, were steeped in sage and onion to the eyebrows! But now, the plates being changed by Miss Belinda, Mrs. Cratchit left the room alone—too nervous to bear witnesses—to take the pudding up, and bring it in.

There has never been a goose like this one. Bob said he didn't think there ever was a goose cooked like it. Its tenderness and flavor, size and affordability were the talk of everyone. Paired with apple sauce and mashed potatoes, it was more than enough for the whole family; indeed, as Mrs. Cratchit happily remarked (looking at a tiny piece of bone on the plate), they hadn’t eaten it all after all! Yet everyone was satisfied, and the youngest Cratchits, especially, were stuffed with sage and onion up to their eyebrows! But now, after Miss Belinda switched the plates, Mrs. Cratchit left the room by herself—too anxious to have anyone see her—to get the pudding and bring it in.

Suppose it should not be done enough! Suppose it should break in turning out! Suppose somebody should have got over the wall of the back-yard and stolen it, while they were merry with the goose—a[Pg 87] supposition at which the two young Cratchits became livid! All sorts of horrors were supposed.

Suppose it wasn't done well enough! Suppose it broke while they were making it! Suppose someone jumped over the backyard wall and stole it while they were having fun with the goose—a[Pg 87] thought that made the two young Cratchits turn pale! They imagined all kinds of terrible things.

Hallo! A great deal of steam! The pudding was out of the copper. A smell like a washing-day! That was the cloth. A smell like an eating-house and a pastry-cook's next door to each other, with a laundress's next door to that! That was the pudding! In half a minute Mrs. Cratchit entered—flushed, but smiling proudly—with the pudding, like a speckled cannon-ball, so hard and firm, blazing in half of half-a-quartern of ignited brandy, and bedight with Christmas holly stuck into the top.

Hey there! A lot of steam! The pudding was out of the copper. It smelled like laundry day! That was the cloth. It had the aroma of a diner and a bakery right next to each other, with a laundromat beside that! That was the pudding! In just a minute, Mrs. Cratchit came in—flushed but smiling proudly—with the pudding, looking like a speckled cannonball, hard and firm, glowing with half a quarter of ignited brandy, and decorated with Christmas holly stuck on top.

Oh, a wonderful pudding! Bob Cratchit said, and calmly too, that he regarded it as the greatest success achieved by Mrs. Cratchit since their marriage. Mrs. Cratchit said that, now the weight was off her mind, she would confess she had her doubts about the quantity of flour. Everybody had something to say about it, but nobody said or thought it was at all a small pudding for a large family. It would have been flat heresy to do so. Any Cratchit would have blushed to hint at such a thing.

Oh, what an amazing pudding! Bob Cratchit said, and he said it calmly, that he considered it the best thing Mrs. Cratchit had made since they got married. Mrs. Cratchit admitted that now that the pressure was off her, she had some doubts about how much flour she used. Everyone had something to say about it, but nobody thought or mentioned that it was a small pudding for a big family. That would have been completely unacceptable. Any Cratchit would have felt embarrassed to even suggest such a thing.

WITH THE PUDDING WITH THE DESSERT

At last the dinner was all done, the cloth was cleared, the hearth swept, and the fire made up. The compound in the jug being tasted and considered perfect, apples and oranges were put upon the table, and a shovel full of chestnuts on the fire. Then all the[Pg 89] Cratchit family drew round the hearth in what Bob Cratchit called a circle, meaning half a one; and at Bob Cratchit's elbow stood the family display of glass. Two tumblers and a custard cup without a handle.

Finally, dinner was finished, the table was cleared, the floor was swept, and the fire was tended to. After tasting the drink from the jug and finding it perfect, apples and oranges were placed on the table, along with a shovel full of chestnuts on the fire. Then, the[Pg 89] Cratchit family gathered around the hearth in what Bob Cratchit called a circle, though it was really just half a circle; and next to Bob Cratchit was the family’s collection of glassware: two tumblers and a custard cup without a handle.

These held the hot stuff from the jug, however, as well as golden goblets would have done; and Bob served it out with beaming looks, while the chestnuts on the fire sputtered and cracked noisily. Then Bob proposed:

These held the hot drink from the jug, just like golden goblets would have; and Bob served it up with bright smiles, while the chestnuts on the fire sputtered and popped loudly. Then Bob suggested:

'A merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us!'

'A happy Christmas to all of us, my dears. God bless us!'

Which all the family re-echoed.

Which the whole family echoed.

'God bless us every one!' said Tiny Tim, the last of all.

'God bless us all!' said Tiny Tim, the last of them all.

He sat very close to his father's side, upon his little stool. Bob held his withered little hand to his, as if he loved the child, and wished to keep him by his side, and dreaded that he might be taken from him.

He sat right next to his dad, on his small stool. Bob held his frail little hand to his, as if he loved the child, wanted to keep him close, and feared that he might be taken away.

'Spirit,' said Scrooge, with an interest he had never felt before, 'tell me if Tiny Tim will live.'

"Spirit," said Scrooge, with a curiosity he had never experienced before, "please tell me if Tiny Tim will survive."

'I see a vacant seat,' replied the Ghost, 'in the poor chimney corner, and a crutch without an owner, carefully preserved. If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future, the child will die.'

"I see an empty chair," replied the Ghost, "in the shabby corner by the fireplace, and a crutch without an owner, kept safe. If these shadows stay the same in the Future, the child will die."

'No, no,' said Scrooge. 'Oh no, kind Spirit! say he will be spared.'[Pg 90]

'No, no,' said Scrooge. 'Oh no, kind Spirit! Please say he will be saved.'[Pg 90]

'If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future none other of my race,' returned the Ghost, 'will find him here. What then? If he be like to die, he had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.'

'If these shadows stay the same in the Future, none of my people will find him here,' the Ghost replied. 'So what? If he’s about to die, he might as well do it and reduce the surplus population.'

Scrooge hung his head to hear his own words quoted by the Spirit, and was overcome with penitence and grief.

Scrooge lowered his head when he heard the Spirit repeat his own words, overwhelmed with remorse and sadness.

'Man,' said the Ghost, 'if man you be in heart, not adamant, forbear that wicked cant until you have discovered what the surplus is, and where it is. Will you decide what men shall live, what men shall die? It may be that, in the sight of Heaven, you are more worthless and less fit to live than millions like this poor man's child. O God! to hear the insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life among his hungry brothers in the dust!'

'Man,' said the Ghost, 'if you’re truly human and not heartless, stop that evil talk until you figure out what the excess is and where it is. Will you really decide who gets to live and who has to die? It could be that, in the eyes of Heaven, you’re more useless and less deserving of life than millions like this poor man's child. Oh God! to hear the insect on the leaf judging the surplus of life among its starving siblings in the dirt!'

Scrooge bent before the Ghost's rebuke, and, trembling, cast his eyes upon the ground. But he raised them speedily on hearing his own name.

Scrooge bowed under the Ghost's reprimand, and, shaking, looked down at the ground. But he quickly lifted his gaze when he heard his own name.

'Mr. Scrooge!' said Bob. 'I'll give you Mr. Scrooge, the Founder of the Feast!'

'Mr. Scrooge!' Bob said. 'I'll raise a toast to Mr. Scrooge, the one who started the feast!'

'The Founder of the Feast, indeed!' cried Mrs. Cratchit, reddening. 'I wish I had him here. I'd give him a piece of my mind to feast upon, and I hope he'd have a good appetite for it.'

'The Founder of the Feast, really!' shouted Mrs. Cratchit, her face flushing. 'I wish I had him here. I'd give him a piece of my mind to enjoy, and I hope he'd be hungry for it.'

'My dear,' said Bob, 'the children! Christmas Day.'[Pg 91]

'My dear,' said Bob, 'the kids! It’s Christmas Day.'[Pg 91]

'It should be Christmas Day, I am sure,' said she, 'on which one drinks the health of such an odious, stingy, hard, unfeeling man as Mr. Scrooge. You know he is, Robert! Nobody knows it better than you do, poor fellow!'

'It must be Christmas Day, I'm sure,' she said, 'the day when we toast to the health of such a horrible, greedy, tough, uncaring man like Mr. Scrooge. You know it, Robert! No one knows it better than you, poor thing!'

'My dear!' was Bob's mild answer. 'Christmas Day.'

'My dear!' was Bob's gentle response. 'Christmas Day.'

'I'll drink his health for your sake and the Day's,' said Mrs. Cratchit, 'not for his. Long life to him! A merry Christmas and a happy New Year! He'll be very merry and very happy, I have no doubt!'

"I'll drink to his health for you and for the Day," said Mrs. Cratchit, "not for him. Cheers to a long life! Wishing a merry Christmas and a happy New Year! I'm sure he'll be very merry and very happy, no doubt about it!"

The children drank the toast after her. It was the first of their proceedings which had no heartiness in it. Tiny Tim drank it last of all, but he didn't care twopence for it. Scrooge was the Ogre of the family. The mention of his name cast a dark shadow on the party, which was not dispelled for full five minutes.

The kids raised their glasses after her. It was the first time their cheers felt lacking in warmth. Tiny Tim took the last sip, but it didn't mean much to him. Scrooge was the family's monster. Just saying his name put a damper on the gathering, and it lingered for a solid five minutes.

After it had passed away they were ten times merrier than before, from the mere relief of Scrooge the Baleful being done with. Bob Cratchit told them how he had a situation in his eye for Master Peter, which would bring in, if obtained, full five-and-sixpence weekly. The two young Cratchits laughed tremendously at the idea of Peter's being a man of business; and Peter himself looked thoughtfully at the fire from between his collars, as if he were deliberating what particular investments he should favour[Pg 92] when he came into the receipt of that bewildering income. Martha, who was a poor apprentice at a milliner's, then told them what kind of work she had to do, and how many hours she worked at a stretch and how she meant to lie abed to-morrow morning for a good long rest; to-morrow being a holiday she passed at home. Also how she had seen a countess and a lord some days before, and how the lord 'was much about as tall as Peter'; at which Peter pulled up his collar so high that you couldn't have seen his head if you had been there. All this time the chestnuts and the jug went round and round; and by-and-by they had a song, about a lost child travelling in the snow, from Tiny Tim, who had a plaintive little voice, and sang it very well indeed.

After it had passed, they were ten times happier than before, simply because Scrooge the Grumpy was finally gone. Bob Cratchit mentioned that he had a job opportunity in mind for Master Peter, which, if he got it, would pay a solid five-and-sixpence a week. The two younger Cratchits laughed a lot at the thought of Peter being a businessman, while Peter himself stared thoughtfully at the fire from between his collar, as if he were considering what kind of investments he might make once he got that confusing income. Martha, who was a struggling apprentice at a milliner's, then shared what kind of work she did, how many hours she worked at a time, and how she planned to sleep in the next morning for a nice long break, since tomorrow was a holiday she spent at home. She also talked about how she had seen a countess and a lord a few days ago, and how the lord "was about the same height as Peter," which made Peter pull up his collar so high that you couldn't see his head if you had been there. Meanwhile, the chestnuts and the jug were passed around, and eventually, Tiny Tim sang a song about a lost child wandering in the snow, and he had a sweet little voice that he sang beautifully.

There was nothing of high mark in this. They were not a handsome family; they were not well dressed; their shoes were far from being waterproof; their clothes were scanty; and Peter might have known, and very likely did, the inside of a pawnbroker's. But they were happy, grateful, pleased with one another, and contented with the time; and when they faded, and looked happier yet in the bright sprinklings of the Spirit's torch at parting, Scrooge had his eye upon them, and especially on Tiny Tim, until the last.

There was nothing remarkable about this family. They weren't attractive; they didn't dress well; their shoes were definitely not waterproof; their clothes were minimal; and Peter probably knew, and most likely did, what a pawn shop looked like. But they were happy, grateful, enjoyed each other's company, and were satisfied with their time together. When they disappeared and looked even happier in the glowing light of the Spirit's torch as they parted, Scrooge watched them closely, especially Tiny Tim, right until the end.

By this time it was getting dark, and snowing pretty heavily; and as Scrooge and the Spirit went along the[Pg 93] streets, the brightness of the roaring fires in kitchens, parlours, and all sorts of rooms was wonderful. Here, the flickering of the blaze showed preparations for a cosy dinner, with hot plates baking through and through before the fire, and deep red curtains, ready to be drawn to shut out cold and darkness. There, all the children of the house were running out into the snow to meet their married sisters, brothers, cousins, uncles, aunts, and be the first to greet them. Here, again, were shadows on the window-blinds of guests assembling; and there a group of handsome girls, all hooded and fur-booted, and all chattering at once, tripped lightly off to some near neighbour's house; where, woe upon the single man who saw them enter—artful witches, well they knew it—in a glow!

By this point, it was getting dark and snowing heavily. As Scrooge and the Spirit walked through the[Pg 93] streets, the warm glow from the roaring fires in kitchens, living rooms, and all kinds of rooms was incredible. In one place, the flickering flames revealed preparations for a cozy dinner, with hot plates heating up in front of the fire and deep red curtains ready to be drawn to block out the cold and darkness. In another, all the kids from the house rushed out into the snow to greet their married siblings, cousins, uncles, and aunts, eager to be the first to see them. Again, there were shadows on the window blinds of guests gathering, and over there, a group of beautiful girls, all bundled up in hoods and fur boots, chatted excitedly as they made their way to a nearby neighbor's house; woe to the single man who saw them enter—crafty witches, and they knew it—glowing with happiness!

But, if you had judged from the numbers of people on their way to friendly gatherings, you might have thought that no one was at home to give them welcome when they got there, instead of every house expecting company, and piling up its fires half-chimney high. Blessings on it, how the Ghost exulted! How it bared its breadth of breast, and opened its capacious palm, and floated on, outpouring with a generous hand its bright and harmless mirth on everything within its reach! The very lamplighter, who ran on before, dotting the dusky street with specks of light, and who was dressed to spend the evening somewhere, laughed[Pg 94] out loudly as the Spirit passed, though little kenned the lamplighter that he had any company but Christmas.

But if you had judged by the number of people heading to

And now, without a word of warning from the Ghost, they stood upon a bleak and desert moor, where monstrous masses of rude stone were cast about, as though it were the burial-place of giants; and water spread itself wheresoever it listed; or would have done so, but for the frost that held it prisoner; and nothing grew but moss and furze, and coarse, rank grass. Down in the west the setting sun had left a streak of fiery red, which glared upon the desolation for an instant, like a sullen eye, and frowning lower, lower, lower yet, was lost in the thick gloom of darkest night.

And now, without any warning from the Ghost, they found themselves on a bleak, deserted moor, where massive chunks of rough stone were scattered around, as if it were the burial ground of giants; water flowed wherever it wanted to, or would have, if not for the frost that held it captive; and the only things that grew were moss, gorse, and thick, rough grass. In the west, the setting sun had left a streak of fiery red that stood out against the desolation for a moment, like a sullen eye, and as it frowned lower and lower, it disappeared into the thick darkness of night.

'What place is this?' asked Scrooge.

'What is this place?' asked Scrooge.

'A place where miners live, who labour in the bowels of the earth,' returned the Spirit. 'But they know me. See!'

'A place where miners live, who work deep underground,' the Spirit replied. 'But they know me. Look!'

A light shone from the window of a hut, and swiftly they advanced towards it. Passing through the wall of mud and stone, they found a cheerful company assembled round a glowing fire. An old, old man and woman, with their children and their children's children, and another generation beyond that, all decked out gaily in their holiday attire. The old man, in a voice that seldom rose above the howling of the wind upon the barren waste, was singing them a[Pg 95] Christmas song; it had been a very old song when he was a boy; and from time to time they all joined in the chorus. So surely as they raised their voices, the old man got quite blithe and loud; and so surely as they stopped, his vigour sank again.

A light shone from the window of a hut, and they quickly moved towards it. Passing through the wall of mud and stone, they found a cheerful group gathered around a warm fire. An old man and woman, along with their children and grandchildren, and another generation beyond that, were all dressed up in their holiday outfits. The old man, in a voice that barely rose above the howling wind outside, was singing them a[Pg 95] Christmas song; it had been a very old song when he was a boy; and from time to time, they all joined in the chorus. As they sang louder, the old man became quite cheerful and animated; and as they stopped, his enthusiasm faded once more.

The Spirit did not tarry here, but bade Scrooge hold his robe, and, passing on above the moor, sped whither? Not to sea? To sea. To Scrooge's horror, looking back, he saw the last of the land, a frightful range of rocks, behind them; and his ears were deafened by the thundering of water, as it rolled and roared, and raged among the dreadful caverns it had worn, and fiercely tried to undermine the earth.

The Spirit didn't linger here but told Scrooge to hold onto his robe and, moving above the moor, where was it headed? Not to the sea? To the sea. To Scrooge's terror, as he looked back, he saw the last of the land—a terrifying stretch of rocks—behind him. His ears were overwhelmed by the thundering sound of the water as it crashed and roared, furiously attacking the dreadful caverns it had carved out and trying desperately to undermine the earth.

Built upon a dismal reef of sunken rocks, some league or so from shore, on which the waters chafed and dashed, the wild year through, there stood a solitary lighthouse. Great heaps of seaweed clung to its base, and storm-birds—born of the wind, one might suppose, as seaweed of the water—rose and fell about it, like the waves they skimmed.

Built on a bleak reef of submerged rocks, about a mile from the shore, where the waters crashed and churned year-round, there stood a lonely lighthouse. Thick clumps of seaweed clung to its foundation, and stormy birds—seemingly born from the wind, just as seaweed comes from the water—rose and fell around it, like the waves they glided over.

But, even here, two men who watched the light had made a fire, that through the loophole in the thick stone wall shed out a ray of brightness on the awful sea. Joining their horny hands over the rough table at which they sat, they wished each other Merry Christmas in their can of grog; and one of them—the elder too, with his face all damaged and scarred with hard[Pg 96] weather, as the figure-head of an old ship might be—struck up a sturdy song that was like a gale in itself.

But even here, two men who were watching the light had built a fire that shone through the loophole in the thick stone wall, casting a beam of brightness on the terrible sea. Joining their rough hands over the rough table where they sat, they wished each other a Merry Christmas while raising their mugs of grog; and one of them—the older one, with his face all damaged and scarred from hard weather, like the figurehead of an old ship—started singing a hearty song that felt like a strong wind itself.

Again the Ghost sped on, above the black and heaving sea—on, on—until being far away, as he told Scrooge, from any shore, they lighted on a ship. They stood beside the helmsman at the wheel, the look-out in the bow, the officers who had the watch; dark, ghostly figures in their several stations; but every man among them hummed a Christmas tune, or had a Christmas thought, or spoke below his breath to his companion of some bygone Christmas Day, with homeward hopes belonging to it. And every man on board, waking or sleeping, good or bad, had had a kinder word for one another on that day than on any day in the year; and had shared to some extent in its festivities; and had remembered those he cared for at a distance, and had known that they delighted to remember him.

Again the Ghost flew on, over the dark and rough sea—on, on—until, as he told Scrooge, they were far away from any shore and came upon a ship. They stood next to the helmsman at the wheel, the lookout at the bow, and the officers on watch; shadowy figures in their places; but every man among them hummed a Christmas tune, had a Christmas thought, or quietly spoke to his companion about some past Christmas Day, with hopes of home tied to it. And every person on board, whether awake or asleep, good or bad, had kinder words for one another that day than on any other day of the year; they had shared in its festivities to some degree; and they remembered those they cared for from afar, knowing that those people were happy to remember them, too.

It was a great surprise to Scrooge, while listening to the moaning of the wind, and thinking what a solemn thing it was to move on through the lonely darkness over an unknown abyss, whose depths were secrets as profound as death: it was a great surprise to Scrooge, while thus engaged, to hear a hearty laugh. It was a much greater surprise to Scrooge to recognise it as his own nephew's and to find himself in a bright, dry,[Pg 97] gleaming room, with the Spirit standing smiling by his side, and looking at that same nephew with approving affability!

It was a huge surprise to Scrooge, while he listened to the howling of the wind and thought about how serious it was to move through the lonely darkness over an unknown void, the depths of which held secrets as deep as death: it was a huge surprise to Scrooge, while he was lost in thought, to hear a hearty laugh. It was an even bigger shock for Scrooge to recognize it as his own nephew's and to find himself in a bright, dry,[Pg 97] shining room, with the Spirit standing beside him, smiling and looking at that same nephew with friendly approval!

'Ha, ha!' laughed Scrooge's nephew. 'Ha, ha, ha!'

'Ha, ha!' laughed Scrooge's nephew. 'Ha, ha, ha!'

If you should happen, by any unlikely chance, to know a man more blessed in a laugh than Scrooge's nephew, all I can say is, I should like to know him too. Introduce him to me, and I'll cultivate his acquaintance.

If you happen to know a guy who's got a better laugh than Scrooge's nephew, all I can say is, I’d love to meet him too. Introduce me to him, and I'll get to know him better.

It is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good-humour. When Scrooge's nephew laughed in this way—holding his sides, rolling his head, and twisting his face into the most extravagant contortions—Scrooge's niece, by marriage, laughed as heartily as he. And their assembled friends, being not a bit behindhand, roared out lustily.

It’s a fair, balanced, and admirable way of things that while disease and sorrow can be contagious, nothing in the world spreads quite like laughter and good humor. When Scrooge’s nephew laughed like this—holding his sides, rolling his head, and making the wildest faces—Scrooge’s niece by marriage laughed just as hard. And their friends, not wanting to miss out, joined in with loud roars of laughter.

'Ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha!'

'Ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha!'

'He said that Christmas was a humbug, as I live!' cried Scrooge's nephew. 'He believed it, too!'

'He claimed that Christmas was a scam, I swear!' exclaimed Scrooge's nephew. 'He really believed it, too!'

'More shame for him, Fred!' said Scrooge's niece indignantly. Bless those women! they never do anything by halves. They are always in earnest.

"More shame on him, Fred!" Scrooge's niece said angrily. Bless those women! They never do anything halfway. They always mean what they say.

She was very pretty; exceedingly pretty. With a dimpled, surprised-looking, capital face; a ripe little mouth, that seemed made to be kissed—as no doubt it[Pg 98] was; all kinds of good little dots about her chin, that melted into one another when she laughed; and the sunniest pair of eyes you ever saw in any little creature's head. Altogether she was what you would have called provoking, you know; but satisfactory, too. Oh, perfectly satisfactory!

She was really attractive; extremely attractive. With a charming, surprised-looking face; a cute little mouth that seemed made for kissing—as it no doubt was; all kinds of lovely little spots on her chin that blended together when she laughed; and the sunniest pair of eyes you’ve ever seen in any little creature's head. Overall, she was what you might call teasing, you know; but also fulfilling. Oh, absolutely fulfilling!

'He's a comical old fellow,' said Scrooge's nephew, 'that's the truth; and not so pleasant as he might be. However, his offences carry their own punishment, and I have nothing to say against him.'

'He's a funny old guy,' said Scrooge's nephew, 'that's the truth; and not as nice as he could be. But his mistakes come with their own consequences, and I have nothing against him.'

'I'm sure he is very rich, Fred,' hinted Scrooge's niece. 'At least, you always tell me so.'

"I'm sure he's really wealthy, Fred," Scrooge's niece hinted. "At least, that's what you always tell me."

'What of that, my dear?' said Scrooge's nephew. 'His wealth is of no use to him. He don't do any good with it. He don't make himself comfortable with it. He hasn't the satisfaction of thinking—ha, ha, ha!—that he is ever going to benefit Us with it.'

'What about that, my dear?' said Scrooge's nephew. 'His wealth isn't serving him at all. He doesn't do any good with it. He doesn't make himself comfortable with it. He doesn't even have the satisfaction of thinking—ha, ha, ha!—that he’s ever going to benefit us with it.'

'I have no patience with him,' observed Scrooge's niece. Scrooge's niece's sisters, and all the other ladies, expressed the same opinion.

"I have no patience for him," said Scrooge's niece. Scrooge's niece's sisters, along with all the other ladies, shared the same view.

'Oh, I have!' said Scrooge's nephew. 'I am sorry for him; I couldn't be angry with him if I tried. Who suffers by his ill whims? Himself always. Here he takes it into his head to dislike us, and he won't come and dine with us. What's the consequence? He don't lose much of a dinner.'

'Oh, I have!' said Scrooge's nephew. 'I feel sorry for him; I couldn't be mad at him if I wanted to. Who gets hurt by his bad moods? Just him. He decides to dislike us, and he won't come over for dinner. What’s the result? He doesn’t miss out on much of a meal.'

'Indeed, I think he loses a very good dinner,' inter[Pg 99]rupted Scrooge's niece. Everybody else said the same, and they must be allowed to have been competent judges, because they had just had dinner; and with the dessert upon the table, were clustered round the fire, by lamplight.

'Honestly, I think he's missing out on a really good dinner,' inter[Pg 99]rupted Scrooge's niece. Everyone else agreed, and they clearly had the right to their opinion because they had just finished dinner; with dessert still on the table, they were gathered around the fire, illuminated by lamplight.

'Well! I am very glad to hear it,' said Scrooge's nephew, 'because I haven't any great faith in these young housekeepers. What do you say, Topper?'

'Well! I'm really glad to hear that,' said Scrooge's nephew, 'because I don't have much faith in these young housekeepers. What do you think, Topper?'

Topper had clearly got his eye upon one of Scrooge's niece's sisters, for he answered that a bachelor was a wretched outcast, who had no right to express an opinion on the subject. Whereat Scrooge's niece's sister—the plump one with the lace tucker: not the one with the roses—blushed.

Topper was definitely interested in one of Scrooge's niece's sisters, because he said that a bachelor was a miserable outcast who had no right to weigh in on the topic. At that, Scrooge's niece's sister—the chubby one with the lace tucker, not the one with the roses—turned red.

'Do go on, Fred,' said Scrooge's niece, clapping her hands. 'He never finishes what he begins to say! He is such a ridiculous fellow!'

"Go ahead, Fred," Scrooge's niece said, clapping her hands. "He never finishes what he starts to say! He's such a silly guy!"

Scrooge's nephew revelled in another laugh, and as it was impossible to keep the infection off, though the plump sister tried hard to do it with aromatic vinegar, his example was unanimously followed.

Scrooge's nephew enjoyed another laugh, and since it was impossible to avoid the contagiousness of it, even though the chubby sister made a strong effort with aromatic vinegar, everyone else joined in.

'I was only going to say,' said Scrooge's nephew, 'that the consequence of his taking a dislike to us, and not making merry with us, is, as I think, that he loses some pleasant moments, which could do him no harm. I am sure he loses pleasanter companions than he can find in his own thoughts, either in his mouldy old office[Pg 100] or his dusty chambers. I mean to give him the same chance every year, whether he likes it or not, for I pity him. He may rail at Christmas till he dies, but he can't help thinking better of it—I defy him—if he finds me going there, in good temper, year after year, and saying, "Uncle Scrooge, how are you?" If it only put him in the vein to leave his poor clerk fifty pounds, that's something; and I think I shook him yesterday.'

"I just wanted to say," Scrooge's nephew stated, "that because he has taken a dislike to us and refuses to celebrate with us, I believe he misses out on some enjoyable moments that wouldn't hurt him at all. I'm sure he loses better company than he can find in his own thoughts, whether in his musty old office[Pg 100] or his dusty rooms. I plan to give him the same opportunity every year, whether he wants it or not, because I feel sorry for him. He can complain about Christmas until the end, but he can't help but think better of it—I dare him—if he sees me showing up there, in good spirits, year after year, and saying, 'Uncle Scrooge, how are you?' If it only prompts him to leave his poor clerk fifty pounds, that's a start; and I think I got to him a bit yesterday."

It was their turn to laugh now, at the notion of his shaking Scrooge. But being thoroughly good-natured, and not much caring what they laughed at, so that they laughed at any rate, he encouraged them in their merriment, and passed the bottle, joyously.

It was their turn to laugh now at the idea of him shaking Scrooge. But being genuinely good-natured and not really caring what they laughed at as long as they were laughing, he joined in on their fun and happily passed the bottle around.

After tea they had some music. For they were a musical family, and knew what they were about when they sung a Glee or Catch, I can assure you: especially Topper, who could growl away in the bass like a good one, and never swell the large veins in his forehead, or get red in the face over it. Scrooge's niece played well upon the harp; and played, among other tunes, a simple little air (a mere nothing: you might learn to whistle it in two minutes) which had been familiar to the child who fetched Scrooge from the boarding-school, as he had been reminded by the Ghost of Christmas Past. When this strain of music sounded, all the things that Ghost had shown him came upon his mind; he softened more and more; and thought that[Pg 101] if he could have listened to it often, years ago, he might have cultivated the kindnesses of life for his own happiness with his own hands, without resorting to the sexton's spade that buried Jacob Marley.

After tea, they had some music. They were a musical family and really knew how to sing a Glee or Catch, I promise you: especially Topper, who could growl in the bass like a pro, without swelling the big veins in his forehead or turning red in the face. Scrooge's niece played the harp beautifully and performed, among other tunes, a simple little melody (just a little something: you could learn to whistle it in two minutes) that had been familiar to the child who brought Scrooge from the boarding school, as he had been reminded by the Ghost of Christmas Past. When that music played, all the things the Ghost had shown him flooded his mind; he started to soften more and more; and thought that[Pg 101] if he could have listened to it often, years ago, he might have nurtured the kindnesses of life for his own happiness with his own hands, instead of having to deal with the sexton's spade that buried Jacob Marley.

The way he pursued that curvy sister in the lace tucker!

But they didn't devote the whole evening to music. After a while they played at forfeits; for it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child himself. Stop! There was first a game at blind man's-buff. Of course there was. And I no more believe Topper was really blind than I believe he had eyes in his boots. My opinion is, that it was a done thing between him and Scrooge's nephew; and that the Ghost of Christmas Present knew it. The way he went after that plump sister in the lace tucker was an outrage on the credulity of human nature. Knocking down the fire-irons, tumbling over the chairs, bumping up against the piano, smothering himself amongst the curtains, wherever she went, there went he! He always knew where the plump sister was. He wouldn't catch anybody else. If you had fallen up against him (as some of them did) on purpose, he would have made a feint of endeavouring to seize you, which would have been an affront to your understanding, and would instantly have sidled off in the direction of the plump sister. She often cried out that it wasn't fair; and it really was not. But when, at last, he caught her;[Pg 102] when, in spite of all her silken rustlings, and her rapid flutterings past him, he got her into a corner whence there was no escape; then his conduct was the most execrable. For his pretending not to know her; his pretending that it was necessary to touch her head-dress, and further to assure himself of her identity by pressing a certain ring upon her finger, and a certain chain about her neck; was vile, monstrous! No doubt she told him her opinion of it when, another blind man being in office, they were so very confidential together behind the curtains.

But they didn't spend the entire evening on music. After a bit, they played forfeits; it's good to be kids sometimes, and Christmas is the perfect time for it, especially since its great Founder was a child himself. Wait! They started with a game of blind man's buff. Of course they did. And I can't believe Topper was actually blind any more than I believe he had eyes in his boots. I think it was a setup between him and Scrooge's nephew, and the Ghost of Christmas Present was aware of it. The way he chased that plump sister in the lace tucker was ridiculous. He knocked over the fire tools, tripped on chairs, bumped against the piano, and got tangled in the curtains—wherever she went, he followed! He always knew where the plump sister was. He wouldn't catch anyone else. If you happened to run into him (as some of them did) on purpose, he would pretended to try to catch you, which would have been an insult to your intelligence, and then he would immediately sidle off toward the plump sister. She often complained that it wasn't fair, and it really wasn't. But when he finally did catch her, [Pg 102] despite all her rustling skirts and her quick dodges, he cornered her, leaving her no way to escape. Then his behavior was the worst. Pretending not to know her, acting like he had to touch her headdress, and further assuring himself of her identity by pressing a certain ring on her finger and a certain chain around her neck was vile and monstrous! No doubt she gave him a piece of her mind when, with another blind man in the game, they got very cozy together behind the curtains.

Scrooge's niece was not one of the blind man's-buff party, but was made comfortable with a large chair and a footstool, in a snug corner where the Ghost and Scrooge were close behind her. But she joined in the forfeits, and loved her love to admiration with all the letters of the alphabet. Likewise at the game of How, When, and Where, she was very great, and, to the secret joy of Scrooge's nephew, beat her sisters hollow; though they were sharp girls too, as Topper could have told you. There might have been twenty people there, young and old, but they all played, and so did Scrooge; for wholly forgetting, in the interest he had in what was going on, that his voice made no sound in their ears, he sometimes came out with his guess quite loud, and very often guessed right, too; for the sharpest needle, best Whitechapel, warranted not to cut in the[Pg 103] eye, was not sharper than Scrooge, blunt as he took it in his head to be.

Scrooge's niece wasn’t part of the blind man's-buff game, but she was cozy in a big chair with a footstool in a snug corner, where the Ghost and Scrooge were right behind her. However, she joined in the forfeit games and loved her love to pieces with all the letters of the alphabet. In the game of How, When, and Where, she was really good and, to Scrooge's nephew's secret delight, completely outperformed her sisters; although they were sharp girls too, as Topper could have told you. There might have been twenty people there, young and old, but they all played, and so did Scrooge; completely forgetting, in his interest in what was happening, that his voice was silent to them, he occasionally called out his guesses loudly and often guessed right, too; because the sharpest needle, the best Whitechapel, guaranteed not to cut in the[Pg 103] eye, wasn’t sharper than Scrooge, no matter how dull he thought he was.

The Ghost was greatly pleased to find him in this mood, and looked upon him with such favour that he begged like a boy to be allowed to stay until the guests departed. But this the Spirit said could not be done.

The Ghost was really happy to see him in this mood and regarded him so favorably that he begged like a child to be allowed to stay until the guests left. But the Spirit said that couldn't happen.

'Here is a new game,' said Scrooge. 'One half-hour, Spirit, only one!'

"Here's a new game," Scrooge said. "Just half an hour, Spirit, only half an hour!"

It was a game called Yes and No, where Scrooge's nephew had to think of something, and the rest must find out what, he only answering to their questions yes or no, as the case was. The brisk fire of questioning to which he was exposed elicited from him that he was thinking of an animal, a live animal, rather a disagreeable animal, a savage animal, an animal that growled and grunted sometimes, and talked sometimes and lived in London, and walked about the streets, and wasn't made a show of, and wasn't led by anybody, and didn't live in a menagerie, and was never killed in a market, and was not a horse, or an ass, or a cow, or a bull, or a tiger, or a dog, or a pig, or a cat, or a bear. At every fresh question that was put to him, this nephew burst into a fresh roar of laughter; and was so inexpressibly tickled, that he was obliged to get up off the sofa and stamp. At last the plump sister, falling into a similar state, cried out:[Pg 104]

It was a game called Yes and No, where Scrooge's nephew had to think of something, and everyone else had to guess what it was, with him only answering their questions with yes or no, depending on the situation. The rapid-fire questions he faced revealed that he was thinking of an animal—specifically, a live animal, a rather unpleasant one, a wild animal that sometimes growled and grunted, sometimes talked, lived in London, roamed the streets, wasn’t on display, wasn’t led by anyone, didn’t live in a zoo, and wasn’t something you’d find at a market, and it wasn’t a horse, a donkey, a cow, a bull, a tiger, a dog, a pig, a cat, or a bear. With each new question, the nephew erupted into another fit of laughter, so amused that he had to get up from the sofa and stamp his feet. Finally, the chubby sister, finding herself in a similar mood, shouted out:[Pg 104]

'I have found it out! I know what it is, Fred! I know what it is!'

'I figured it out! I know what it is, Fred! I know what it is!'

'What is it?' cried Fred.

"What is it?" yelled Fred.

'It's your uncle Scro-o-o-o-oge.'

"It's your Uncle Scrooge."

Which it certainly was. Admiration was the universal sentiment, though some objected that the reply to 'Is it a bear?' ought to have been 'Yes'; inasmuch as an answer in the negative was sufficient to have diverted their thoughts from Mr. Scrooge, supposing they had ever had any tendency that way.

Which it definitely was. Everyone admired it, although some argued that the answer to 'Is it a bear?' should have been 'Yes'; since a 'No' was enough to shift their thoughts away from Mr. Scrooge, if they had ever even thought about him at all.

'He has given us plenty of merriment, I am sure,' said Fred, 'and it would be ungrateful not to drink his health. Here is a glass of mulled wine ready to our hand at the moment; and I say, "Uncle Scrooge!"'

"He has brought us a lot of joy, I'm sure," Fred said, "and it would be ungrateful not to raise a glass to his health. We have a glass of mulled wine right here; so I say, 'Cheers to Uncle Scrooge!'"

'Well! Uncle Scrooge!' they cried.

'Well! Uncle Scrooge!' they shouted.

'A merry Christmas and a happy New Year to the old man, whatever he is!' said Scrooge's nephew. 'He wouldn't take it from me, but may he have it, nevertheless. Uncle Scrooge!'

"A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to the old man, whatever he is!" said Scrooge's nephew. "He wouldn't accept it from me, but I hope he has it anyway. Uncle Scrooge!"

Uncle Scrooge had imperceptibly become so gay and light of heart, that he would have pledged the unconscious company in return, and thanked them in an inaudible speech, if the Ghost had given him time. But the whole scene passed off in the breath of the last word spoken by his nephew; and he and the Spirit were again upon their travels.

Uncle Scrooge had quietly become so cheerful and lighthearted that he would have raised a toast to the unaware group in gratitude and given them a silent speech if the Ghost had given him the chance. But the whole scene was gone in the blink of his nephew's last word, and he and the Spirit were on the move again.

Much they saw, and far they went, and many homes[Pg 105] they visited, but always with a happy end. The Spirit stood beside sick-beds, and they were cheerful; on foreign lands, and they were close at home; by struggling men, and they were patient in their greater hope; by poverty, and it was rich. In almshouse, hospital, and gaol, in misery's every refuge, where vain man in his little brief authority had not made fast the door, and barred the Spirit out, he left his blessing and taught Scrooge his precepts.

They saw a lot, traveled far, and visited many homes[Pg 105], but it always ended happily. The Spirit stood beside sickbeds, and they felt cheerful; in foreign lands, they felt at home; with struggling people, they remained patient with a greater hope; in poverty, they found richness. In shelters, hospitals, and jails, in every place of misery, where foolish man had not locked the door and shut the Spirit out, he left his blessing and taught Scrooge his lessons.

It was a long night, if it were only a night; but Scrooge had his doubts of this, because the Christmas holidays appeared to be condensed into the space of time they passed together. It was strange, too, that, while Scrooge remained unaltered in his outward form, the Ghost grew older, clearly older. Scrooge had observed this change, but never spoke of it until they left a children's Twelfth-Night party, when, looking at the Spirit as they stood together in an open place, he noticed that its hair was grey.

It was a long night, if it even was just one night; Scrooge wasn't so sure about that because the Christmas holidays seemed to be crammed into the time they spent together. It was odd, too, that while Scrooge looked the same on the outside, the Ghost appeared older, definitely older. Scrooge noticed this change but never mentioned it until they walked away from a children's Twelfth Night party. As they stood together in an open area, he saw that the Spirit's hair was grey.

'Are spirits' lives so short?' asked Scrooge.

"Are spirits' lives really that short?" Scrooge asked.

'My life upon this globe is very brief,' replied the Ghost. 'It ends to-night.'

'My time on this planet is really short,' replied the Ghost. 'It ends tonight.'

'To-night!' cried Scrooge.

'Tonight!' cried Scrooge.

'To-night at midnight. Hark! The time is drawing near.'

'Tonight at midnight. Listen! The time is coming closer.'

The chimes were ringing the three-quarters past eleven at that moment.[Pg 106]

The clock was chiming eleven fifteen at that moment.[Pg 106]

'Forgive me if I am not justified in what I ask,' said Scrooge, looking intently at the Spirit's robe, 'but I see something strange, and not belonging to yourself, protruding from your skirts. Is it a foot or a claw?'

"Forgive me if I'm out of line with what I'm asking," said Scrooge, staring closely at the Spirit's robe, "but I see something unusual and not part of you sticking out from your robe. Is it a foot or a claw?"

'It might be a claw, for the flesh there is upon it,' was the Spirit's sorrowful reply. 'Look here!'

'It could be a claw, because there's flesh on it,' the Spirit replied sadly. 'Look here!'

From the foldings of its robe it brought two children, wretched, abject, frightful, hideous, miserable. They knelt down at its feet, and clung upon the outside of its garment.

From the folds of its robe, it brought out two children, pitiful, miserable, terrifying, ugly. They knelt at its feet and clung to the outside of its garment.

'O Man! look here! Look, look down here!' exclaimed the Ghost.

'O man! Look here! Look, look down here!' exclaimed the ghost.

They were a boy and girl. Yellow, meagre, ragged, scowling, wolfish, but prostrate, too, in their humility. Where graceful youth should have filled their features out, and touched them with its freshest tints, a stale and shrivelled hand, like that of age, had pinched and twisted them, and pulled them into shreds. Where angels might have sat enthroned, devils lurked, and glared out menacing. No change, no degradation, no perversion of humanity in any grade, through all the mysteries of wonderful creation, has monsters half so horrible and dread.

They were a boy and a girl. Yellow, thin, ragged, scowling, and fierce, but also on the ground, humbled. Where vibrant youth should have filled out their faces and given them a fresh glow, a stale and withered hand, like that of old age, had pinched and twisted them, pulling their features into shreds. Where angels might have sat in glory, devils lurked, glaring out threateningly. No change, no degradation, no perversion of humanity in any form, through all the mysteries of amazing creation, has monsters as horrifying and dreadful as these.

Scrooge started back, appalled. Having them shown to him in this way, he tried to say they were fine children, but the words choked themselves, rather than be parties to a lie of such enormous magnitude.[Pg 107]

Scrooge recoiled, horrified. Seeing them presented to him like this, he attempted to say they were great kids, but the words caught in his throat, unwilling to participate in such a huge lie.[Pg 107]

'Spirit! are they yours?' Scrooge could say no more.

'Spirit! Are they yours?' Scrooge couldn't say anything further.

'They are Man's,' said the Spirit, looking down upon them. 'And they cling to me, appealing from their fathers. This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware of them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased. Deny it!' cried the Spirit, stretching out his hand towards the city. 'Slander those who tell it ye! Admit it for your factious purposes, and make it worse! And bide the end!'

'They belong to humanity,' said the Spirit, looking down at them. 'And they cling to me, seeking help from their parents. This boy represents Ignorance. This girl represents Want. Be careful of them both, and everyone like them, but especially be wary of this boy, for I see that what’s written on his forehead is Doom, unless it is removed. Deny it!' shouted the Spirit, reaching out his hand towards the city. 'Discredit those who tell you the truth! Use it for your selfish reasons and make it worse! And await the consequences!'

'Have they no refuge or resource?' cried Scrooge.

'Do they have no place to go or help?' shouted Scrooge.

'Are there no prisons?' said the Spirit, turning on him for the last time with his own words. 'Are there no workhouses?'[Pg 108]

'Are there no prisons?' said the Spirit, facing him one last time with his own words. 'Are there no workhouses?'[Pg 108]

The bell struck Twelve.

The clock struck twelve.

Scrooge looked about him for the Ghost, and saw it not. As the last stroke ceased to vibrate, he remembered the prediction of old Jacob Marley, and, lifting up his eyes, beheld a solemn Phantom, draped and hooded, coming like a mist along the ground towards him.[Pg 109]

Scrooge searched for the Ghost, but it was nowhere in sight. When the last stroke faded away, he recalled what old Jacob Marley had foretold. Lifting his gaze, he saw a grave Phantom, cloaked and hooded, approaching him like a fog rolling along the ground.[Pg 109]




STAVE FOUR


THE LAST OF THE SPIRITS

The Phantom slowly, gravely, silently approached. When it came near him, Scrooge bent down upon his knee; for in the very air through which this Spirit moved it seemed to scatter gloom and mystery.

The Phantom approached slowly, ominously, and quietly. As it got closer, Scrooge knelt down; for in the very air that this Spirit moved through, it felt like it spread darkness and mystery.

It was shrouded in a deep black garment, which concealed its head, its face, its form, and left nothing of it visible, save one outstretched hand. But for this, it would have been difficult to detach its figure from the night, and separate it from the darkness by which it was surrounded.[Pg 112]

It was covered in a deep black cloak that hid its head, face, and body, leaving only one outstretched hand visible. Without this hand, it would have been hard to distinguish its figure from the night and separate it from the surrounding darkness.[Pg 112]

He felt that it was tall and stately when it came beside him, and that its mysterious presence filled him with a solemn dread. He knew no more, for the Spirit neither spoke nor moved.

He felt that it was tall and impressive when it stood next to him, and that its mysterious presence filled him with a serious sense of dread. He didn't know anything more, because the Spirit neither spoke nor moved.

'I am in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come?' said Scrooge.

'I am in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Future?' said Scrooge.

The Spirit answered not, but pointed onward with its hand.

The Spirit didn't reply but gestured forward with its hand.

'You are about to show me shadows of the things that have not happened, but will happen in the time before us,' Scrooge pursued. 'Is that so, Spirit?'

'You're about to show me shadows of things that haven't happened yet, but will happen in the future,' Scrooge continued. 'Is that right, Spirit?'

The upper portion of the garment was contracted for an instant in its folds, as if the Spirit had inclined its head. That was the only answer he received.

The top part of the garment tightened for a moment in its folds, as if the Spirit had bowed its head. That was the only response he got.

Although well used to ghostly company by this time, Scrooge feared the silent shape so much that his legs trembled beneath him, and he found that he could hardly stand when he prepared to follow it. The Spirit paused a moment, as observing his condition, and giving him time to recover.

Although used to ghostly encounters by now, Scrooge was so terrified of the silent figure that his legs shook beneath him, and he could barely stand as he got ready to follow it. The Spirit paused for a moment, as if noticing his state and allowing him time to regain his composure.

But Scrooge was all the worse for this. It thrilled him with a vague, uncertain horror to know that, behind the dusky shroud, there were ghostly eyes intently fixed upon him, while he, though he stretched his own to the utmost, could see nothing but a spectral hand and one great heap of black.

But Scrooge was only more unsettled by this. It sent a vague, unsettling shiver down his spine to realize that, behind the dark veil, there were ghostly eyes watching him closely, while he, even though he strained to see, could make out nothing but a spectral hand and a huge mass of darkness.

'Ghost of the Future!' he exclaimed, 'I fear you[Pg 113] more than any spectre I have seen. But as I know your purpose is to do me good, and as I hope to live to be another man from what I was, I am prepared to bear your company, and do it with a thankful heart. Will you not speak to me?'

'Ghost of the Future!' he exclaimed, 'I fear you[Pg 113] more than any ghost I've ever seen. But since I know your purpose is to help me, and I hope to become a better man than I was, I'm ready to welcome your presence and do so with gratitude. Will you not speak to me?'

It gave him no reply. The hand was pointed straight before them.

It didn’t respond. The hand was pointing straight ahead of them.

'Lead on!' said Scrooge. 'Lead on! The night is waning fast, and it is precious time to me, I know. Lead on, Spirit!'

'Go ahead!' said Scrooge. 'Go on! The night is passing quickly, and I know that time is valuable to me. Lead on, Spirit!'

The Phantom moved away as it had come towards him. Scrooge followed in the shadow of its dress, which bore him up, he thought, and carried him along.

The Phantom moved away just like it had approached him. Scrooge followed in the shadow of its garment, which he thought lifted him up and guided him along.

They scarcely seemed to enter the City; for the City rather seemed to spring up about them, and encompass them of its own act. But there they were in the heart of it; on 'Change, amongst the merchants, who hurried up and down, and chinked the money in their pockets, and conversed in groups, and looked at their watches, and trifled thoughtfully with their great gold seals, and so forth, as Scrooge had seen them often.

They hardly seemed to enter the City; it felt more like the City was springing up around them, wrapping around them on its own. But there they were in the middle of it; on 'Change, surrounded by the merchants who rushed back and forth, jingling the money in their pockets, chatting in groups, checking their watches, and absentmindedly playing with their big gold seals, just like Scrooge had seen them do many times before.

The Spirit stopped beside one little knot of business men. Observing that the hand was pointed to them, Scrooge advanced to listen to their talk.

The Spirit stopped next to a small group of businesspeople. Noticing that the hand was pointed at them, Scrooge moved closer to hear what they were saying.

'No,' said a great fat man with a monstrous chin, 'I don't know much about it either way. I only know he's dead.'[Pg 114]

'No,' said a huge man with a giant chin, 'I don't know much about it either way. I just know he's dead.'[Pg 114]

'When did he die?' inquired another.

"When did he die?" asked another.

'Last night, I believe.'

"Last night, I think."

'Why, what was the matter with him?' asked a third, taking a vast quantity of snuff out of a very large snuff-box. 'I thought he'd never die.'

'What was wrong with him?' asked a third person, taking a huge amount of snuff from a very large snuff box. 'I thought he'd never die.'

'God knows,' said the first, with a yawn.

'God knows,' said the first, yawning.

'What has he done with his money?' asked a red-faced gentleman with a pendulous excrescence on the end of his nose, that shook like the gills of a turkey-cock.

"What has he done with his money?" asked a red-faced man with a droopy growth on the tip of his nose, which shook like a turkey's wattles.

'I haven't heard,' said the man with the large chin, yawning again. 'Left it to his company, perhaps. He hasn't left it to me. That's all I know.'

"I haven't heard," said the man with the strong jaw, yawning again. "Maybe he left it to his company. He definitely hasn't left it to me. That's all I know."

This pleasantry was received with a general laugh.

This comment was met with a collective laugh.

'It's likely to be a very cheap funeral,' said the same speaker; 'for, upon my life, I don't know of anybody to go to it. Suppose we make up a party, and volunteer?'

"It's probably going to be a really cheap funeral," said the same speaker, "because honestly, I don't know anyone who will attend. How about we put a group together and go as volunteers?"

'I don't mind going if a lunch is provided,' observed the gentleman with the excrescence on his nose. 'But I must be fed if I make one.'

"I don't mind going if lunch is provided," said the guy with the bump on his nose. "But I have to be fed if I'm making an appearance."

Another laugh.

Another laugh.

"How are you?" asked one. "How are you?" replied the other. "Good!" said the first. "Looks like Old Scratch finally got what he wanted, huh?"

'Well, I am the most disinterested among you, after all,' said the first speaker, 'for I never wear black gloves, and I never eat lunch. But I'll offer to go if anybody else will. When I come to think[Pg 115] of it, I'm not at all sure that I wasn't his most particular friend; for we used to stop and speak whenever we met. Bye, bye!'

'Well, I'm the least interested here, after all,' said the first speaker, 'since I never wear black gloves and I never eat lunch. But I'm willing to go if anyone else wants to. Now that I think[Pg 115] about it, I'm not so sure I wasn't his closest friend; we always stopped to chat when we saw each other. Bye, bye!'

Speakers and listeners strolled away, and mixed with other groups. Scrooge knew the men, and looked towards the Spirit for an explanation.

Speakers and listeners walked away, blending in with other groups. Scrooge recognized the men and glanced at the Spirit for an explanation.

The phantom glided on into a street. Its finger pointed to two persons meeting. Scrooge listened again, thinking that the explanation might lie here.

The ghost floated into a street. Its finger pointed at two people meeting. Scrooge listened closely again, thinking that the answer might be found here.

He knew these men, also, perfectly. They were men of business: very wealthy, and of great importance. He had made a point always of standing well in their esteem in a business point of view, that is; strictly in a business point of view.

He knew these men very well too. They were businesspeople: very wealthy and quite significant. He had always made it a priority to maintain a good reputation with them from a business standpoint, that is; strictly from a business standpoint.

'How are you?' said one.

"How's it going?" said one.

'How are you?' returned the other.

'How are you?' the other replied.

'Well!' said the first, 'old Scratch has got his own at last, hey?'

'Well!' said the first, 'Old Scratch finally got what's coming to him, huh?'

'So I am told,' returned the second. 'Cold, isn't it?'

'That's what I've heard,' replied the second. 'It's pretty chilly, isn't it?'

'Seasonable for Christmas-time. You are not a skater, I suppose?'

'Perfect for Christmas time. You're not a skater, I take it?'

'No, no. Something else to think of. Good-morning!'

'No, no. Something else to think about. Good morning!'

Not another word. That was their meeting, their conversation, and their parting.

Not a single word more. That was their meeting, their conversation, and their goodbye.

Scrooge was at first inclined to be surprised that the[Pg 116] Spirit should attach importance to conversations apparently so trivial; but feeling assured that they must have some hidden purpose, he set himself to consider what it was likely to be. They could scarcely be supposed to have any bearing on the death of Jacob, his old partner, for that was Past, and this Ghost's province was the Future. Nor could he think of any one immediately connected with himself to whom he could apply them. But nothing doubting that, to whomsoever they applied, they had some latent moral for his own improvement, he resolved to treasure up every word he heard, and everything he saw; and especially to observe the shadow of himself when it appeared. For he had an expectation that the conduct of his future self would give him the clue he missed, and would render the solution of these riddles easy.

Scrooge was initially surprised that the[Pg 116] Spirit would place so much importance on conversations that seemed so trivial. However, he figured that there had to be some hidden purpose behind them, so he started to think about what that could be. They couldn't really be related to the death of Jacob, his former partner, since that was in the Past, and this Ghost was focused on the Future. He also couldn’t think of anyone directly connected to him that he could relate these conversations to. But he was sure that, whoever they were meant for, there was some underlying lesson for his own growth, so he decided to remember every word he heard and everything he saw—particularly paying attention to the shadow of himself when it showed up. He expected that the actions of his future self would provide the insight he was missing and make these puzzles easier to solve.

He looked about in that very place for his own image, but another man stood in his accustomed corner; and though the clock pointed to his usual time of day for being there, he saw no likeness of himself among the multitudes that poured in through the Porch. It gave him little surprise, however; for he had been revolving in his mind a change of life, and thought and hoped he saw his new-born resolutions carried out in this.

He looked around in that same spot for his reflection, but another guy was in his usual corner. Even though the clock showed the time he typically spent there, he couldn’t find any trace of himself among the crowd that streamed in through the entrance. This didn’t shock him too much, though; he had been thinking about making a change in his life and believed he could see his new commitments coming to life in this moment.

Quiet and dark, beside him stood the Phantom, with its outstretched hand. When he roused himself from[Pg 117] his thoughtful quest, he fancied, from the turn of the hand, and its situation in reference to himself, that the Unseen Eyes were looking at him keenly. It made him shudder, and feel very cold.

Quiet and dark, beside him stood the Phantom, with its outstretched hand. When he pulled himself out of his deep thoughts, he imagined, based on the position of the hand and how it was oriented toward him, that the Unseen Eyes were watching him intently. It gave him a chill and made him feel very cold.

They left the busy scene, and went into an obscure part of the town, where Scrooge had never penetrated before, although he recognised its situation and its bad repute. The ways were foul and narrow; the shop and houses wretched; the people half naked, drunken, slipshod, ugly. Alleys and archways, like so many cesspools, disgorged their offences of smell and dirt, and life upon the straggling streets; and the whole quarter reeked with crime, with filth, and misery.

They left the crowded area and entered a hidden part of the town that Scrooge had never been to before, even though he knew where it was and its bad reputation. The streets were dirty and narrow; the shops and houses were in terrible shape; the people were poorly dressed, drunk, careless, and unattractive. Alleys and archways, like a series of sewers, poured out their stench and dirt into the winding streets, and the entire neighborhood was filled with crime, filth, and suffering.

Far in this den of infamous resort, there was a low-browed, beetling shop, below a penthouse roof, where iron, old rags, bottles, bones, and greasy offal were bought. Upon the floor within were piled up heaps of rusty keys, nails, chains, hinges, files, scales, weights, and refuse iron of all kinds. Secrets that few would like to scrutinise were bred and hidden in mountains of unseemly rags, masses of corrupted fat, and sepulchres of bones. Sitting in among the wares he dealt in, by a charcoal stove made of old bricks, was a grey-haired rascal, nearly seventy years of age, who had screened himself from the cold air without by a frouzy curtaining of miscellaneous tatters hung upon a line[Pg 118] and smoked his pipe in all the luxury of calm retirement.

Deep in this infamous place, there was a run-down shop under a penthouse roof where they bought iron, old rags, bottles, bones, and greasy scraps. Inside, the floor was covered with piles of rusty keys, nails, chains, hinges, files, scales, weights, and bits of iron in every shape. Secrets that few would want to examine were buried in heaps of unsightly rags, masses of decayed fat, and graves of bones. Sitting among the goods he sold, by a charcoal stove made of old bricks, was a grey-haired old man, nearly seventy years old, who had shielded himself from the cold air outside with a shabby curtain of assorted rags hung on a line[Pg 118] and smoked his pipe in the comfort of his quiet retirement.

Scrooge and the Phantom came into the presence of this man, just as a woman with a heavy bundle slunk into the shop. But she had scarcely entered, when another woman, similarly laden, came in too; and she was closely followed by a man in faded black, who was no less startled by the sight of them than they had been upon the recognition of each other. After a short period of blank astonishment, in which the old man with the pipe had joined them, they all three burst into a laugh.

Scrooge and the Ghost found themselves in front of this man just as a woman with a heavy load slipped into the shop. But she had hardly stepped in when another woman, also burdened, walked in too; and she was quickly followed by a man in worn black, who was just as surprised to see them as they were to recognize each other. After a brief moment of stunned silence, during which the old man with the pipe joined them, all three of them erupted into laughter.

'Let the charwoman alone to be the first!' cried she who had entered first. 'Let the laundress alone to be the second; and let the undertaker's man alone to be the third. Look here, old Joe, here's a chance! If we haven't all three met here without meaning it!'

'Let the cleaning lady be the first!' shouted the one who had come in first. 'Let the laundress be the second; and let the undertaker's assistant be the third. Look, old Joe, what luck! If it isn’t all three of us meeting here by coincidence!'

'You couldn't have met in a better place,' said old Joe, removing his pipe from his mouth. 'Come into the parlour. You were made free of it long ago, you know; and the other two an't strangers. Stop till I shut the door of the shop. Ah! how it skreeks! There an't such a rusty bit of metal in the place as its own hinges, I believe; and I'm sure there's no such old bones here as mine. Ha! ha! We're all suitable to our calling, we're well matched. Come into the parlour. Come into the parlour.'[Pg 119]

"You couldn't have picked a better place to meet," said old Joe, taking his pipe out of his mouth. "Come into the parlor. You’ve been welcome here for a long time, you know; and the other two aren't strangers. Hold on while I close the shop door. Ah! how it creaks! I don’t think there’s a rustier piece of metal around than those hinges, and I’m pretty sure there aren’t any older bones here than mine. Ha! ha! We’re all suited to our jobs, we make a good team. Come into the parlor. Come into the parlor." [Pg 119]

The parlour was the space behind the screen of rags. The old man raked the fire together with an old stair-rod, and having trimmed his smoky lamp (for it was night) with the stem of his pipe, put it into his mouth again.

The parlor was the area behind the ragged curtain. The old man stirred the fire with an old stair rod and, after adjusting his smoky lamp (since it was night) with his pipe stem, put it back in his mouth.

While he did this, the woman who had already spoken threw her bundle on the floor, and sat down in a flaunting manner on a stool, crossing her elbows on her knees, and looking with a bold defiance at the other two.

While he was doing this, the woman who had already spoken tossed her bag on the floor and sat down in a cocky way on a stool, resting her elbows on her knees and staring with bold defiance at the other two.

'What odds, then? What odds, Mrs. Dilber?' said the woman. 'Every person has a right to take care of themselves. He always did!'

'What does it matter, then? What does it matter, Mrs. Dilber?' said the woman. 'Every person has the right to look out for themselves. He always did!'

'That's true, indeed!' said the laundress. 'No man more so.'

'That's definitely true!' said the laundress. 'No guy more than that.'

'Why, then, don't stand staring as if you was afraid, woman! Who's the wiser? We're not going to pick holes in each other's coats, I suppose?'

'Why are you just standing there staring like you're scared, woman! Who cares? We’re not going to nitpick each other, are we?'

'No, indeed!' said Mrs. Dilber and the man together. 'We should hope not.'

'No, definitely not!' said Mrs. Dilber and the man together. 'We should hope not.'

'Very well then!' cried the woman. 'That's enough. Who's the worse for the loss of a few things like these? Not a dead man, I suppose?'

'Alright then!' the woman exclaimed. 'That's enough. Who really cares about losing a few things like these? Certainly not a dead man, I guess?'

'No, indeed,' said Mrs. Dilber, laughing.

'No way,' said Mrs. Dilber, laughing.

'If he wanted to keep 'em after he was dead, a wicked old screw,' pursued the woman, 'why wasn't he natural in his lifetime? If he had been, he'd have[Pg 120] had somebody to look after him when he was struck with Death, instead of lying gasping out his last there, alone by himself.'

'If he wanted to keep them after he died, a greedy old miser,' the woman continued, 'why wasn't he nice while he was alive? If he had been, he'd have[Pg 120] had someone to take care of him when he faced Death, instead of lying there gasping his last breath, all by himself.'

'It's the truest word that ever was spoke,' said Mrs. Dilber. 'It's a judgment on him.'

"It's the most truthful thing that's ever been said," Mrs. Dilber said. "It's a punishment for him."

'I wish it was a little heavier judgment,' replied the woman: 'and it should have been, you may depend upon it, if I could have laid my hands on anything else. Open that bundle, old Joe, and let me know the value of it. Speak out plain. I'm not afraid to be the first, nor afraid for them to see it. We knew pretty well that we were helping ourselves before we met here, I believe. It's no sin. Open the bundle, Joe.'

"I wish it were a harsher judgment," the woman replied. "And it would have been, trust me, if I could have found anything else. Open that bundle, old Joe, and tell me what it’s worth. Be straightforward. I'm not afraid to be the first, nor am I worried about them seeing it. We pretty much knew we were helping ourselves before we got here, I think. It's not a sin. Open the bundle, Joe."

But the gallantry of her friends would not allow of this; and the man in faded black, mounting the breach first, produced his plunder. It was not extensive. A seal or two, a pencil-case, a pair of sleeve-buttons, and a brooch of no great value, were all. They were severally examined and appraised by old Joe, who chalked the sums he was disposed to give for each upon the wall, and added them up into a total when he found that there was nothing more to come.

But her friends' courage wouldn't let that happen; and the guy in faded black, going over the top first, showed off his loot. It wasn't much. A couple of seals, a pencil case, a pair of cufflinks, and a brooch with little value—those were all. Each item was carefully checked and valued by old Joe, who wrote down the amounts he was willing to pay for each on the wall, adding them up into a total when he realized there was nothing else to find.

'That's your account,' said Joe, 'and I wouldn't give another sixpence, if I was to be boiled for not doing it. Who's next?'

"That's your account," Joe said, "and I wouldn't give another penny, even if I was going to be punished for it. Who's next?"

"What do you call this?" Joe asked. "Bed curtains."

Mrs. Dilber was next. Sheets and towels, a little wearing apparel, two old fashioned silver teaspoons, a[Pg 121] pair of sugar-tongs, and a few boots. Her account was stated on the wall in the same manner.

Mrs. Dilber was next. She had sheets and towels, a bit of clothing, two old-fashioned silver teaspoons, a[Pg 121] pair of sugar tongs, and a few boots. Her account was listed on the wall in the same way.

'I always give too much to ladies. It's a weakness of mine, and that's the way I ruin myself,' said old Joe. 'That's your account. If you asked me for another penny, and made it an open question, I'd repent of being so liberal, and knock off half-a-crown.'

"I always give too much to women. It's a flaw of mine, and that's how I mess myself up," said old Joe. "That's your perspective. If you asked me for another penny and made it an open question, I'd regret being so generous and cut it down by half a crown."

'And now undo my bundle, Joe,' said the first woman.

'And now open my bundle, Joe,' said the first woman.

Joe went down on his knees for the greater convenience of opening it, and, having unfastened a great many knots, dragged out a large heavy roll of some dark stuff.

Joe knelt down to make it easier to open, and after untying a bunch of knots, pulled out a large, heavy roll of some dark material.

'What do you call this?' said Joe. 'Bed-curtains?'

'What do you call this?' Joe asked. 'Bed curtains?'

'Ah!' returned the woman, laughing and leaning forward on her crossed arms. 'Bed-curtains!'

'Ah!' the woman replied, laughing and leaning forward on her crossed arms. 'Bed curtains!'

'You don't mean to say you took 'em down, rings and all, with him lying there?' said Joe.

"You can’t be serious that you took them off, rings and all, with him lying there?" Joe said.

'Yes, I do,' replied the woman. 'Why not?'

'Yes, I do,' the woman replied. 'Why not?'

'You were born to make your fortune,' said Joe, 'and you'll certainly do it.'

"You were meant to make your fortune," Joe said, "and you definitely will."

'I certainly shan't hold my hand, when I can get anything in it by reaching it out, for the sake of such a man as he was, I promise you, Joe,' returned the woman coolly. 'Don't drop that oil upon the blankets, now.'

'I definitely won't hold back when I can grab something by reaching out, just for a guy like him, I promise you, Joe,' the woman replied calmly. 'Don't spill that oil on the blankets now.'

'His blankets?' asked Joe.[Pg 122]

"His blankets?" Joe asked.[Pg 122]

'Whose else's do you think?' replied the woman. 'He isn't likely to take cold without 'em, I dare say.'

'Whose else do you think?' replied the woman. 'I bet he won't catch a cold without them, I can assure you.'

'I hope he didn't die of anything catching? Eh?' said old Joe, stopping in his work, and looking up.

"I hope he didn't die from anything contagious? Huh?" said old Joe, pausing his work and looking up.

'Don't you be afraid of that,' returned the woman. 'I an't so fond of his company that I'd loiter about him for such things, if he did. Ah! you may look through that shirt till your eyes ache, but you won't find a hole in it, nor a threadbare place. It's the best he had, and a fine one too. They'd have wasted it, if it hadn't been for me.'

"Don’t be afraid of that," the woman replied. "I’m not so fond of his company that I’d stick around for stuff like that, even if he did. Ah! You can look through that shirt until your eyes hurt, but you won’t find a hole in it or any worn-out spots. It’s the best he had, and a nice one too. They would have ruined it if it weren’t for me."

'What do you call wasting of it?' asked old Joe.

'What do you call wasting it?' asked old Joe.

'Putting it on him to be buried in, to be sure,' replied the woman, with a laugh. 'Somebody was fool enough to do it, but I took it off again. If calico an't good enough for such a purpose, it isn't good enough for anything. It's quite as becoming to the body. He can't look uglier than he did in that one.'

'Putting it on him to be buried in, for sure,' replied the woman with a laugh. 'Someone was silly enough to do it, but I took it off again. If calico isn't good enough for that, it isn't good enough for anything. It's just as flattering to the body. He can't look uglier than he did in that one.'

Scrooge listened to this dialogue in horror. As they sat grouped about their spoil, in the scanty light afforded by the old man's lamp, he viewed them with a detestation and disgust which could hardly have been greater, though they had been obscene demons marketing the corpse itself.

Scrooge listened to this conversation in shock. As they gathered around their loot, in the dim light from the old man's lamp, he looked at them with a loathing and disgust that couldn't have been stronger, even if they had been filthy demons selling the corpse itself.

'Ha, ha!' laughed the same woman when old Joe producing a flannel bag with money in it, told out their[Pg 123] several gains upon the ground. 'This is the end of it, you see! He frightened every one away from him when he was alive, to profit us when he was dead! Ha, ha, ha!'

'Ha, ha!' laughed the same woman when old Joe pulled out a flannel bag full of money and counted their[Pg 123] gains on the ground. 'This is the end of it, you see! He scared everyone away from him when he was alive, just to benefit us now that he's dead! Ha, ha, ha!'

'Spirit!' said Scrooge, shuddering from head to foot. 'I see, I see. The case of this unhappy man might be my own. My life tends that way now. Merciful heaven, what is this?'

'Spirit!' said Scrooge, trembling all over. 'I see, I see. This poor man's situation could easily be mine. My life is heading in that direction now. Merciful heaven, what is happening?'

He recoiled in terror, for the scene had changed, and now he almost touched a bed—a bare, uncurtained bed—on which, beneath a ragged sheet, there lay a something covered up, which, though it was dumb, announced itself in awful language.

He shrank back in fear, as the scene shifted, and now he was nearly beside a bed—a bare, uncurtained bed—where, beneath a tattered sheet, there was something covered up that, despite being silent, communicated itself in a terrifying way.

The room was very dark, too dark to be observed with any accuracy, though Scrooge glanced round it in obedience to a secret impulse, anxious to know what kind of room it was. A pale light, rising in the outer air, fell straight upon the bed; and on it, plundered and bereft, unwatched, unwept, uncared for, was the body of this man.

The room was really dark, too dark to see anything clearly, but Scrooge looked around it out of a secret urge, wanting to find out what kind of room it was. A faint light, coming from outside, shone directly on the bed; and there, stripped of everything, alone, unnoticed, and uncared for, lay the body of this man.

Scrooge glanced towards the Phantom. Its steady hand was pointed to the head. The cover was so carelessly adjusted that the slightest raising of it, the motion of a finger upon Scrooge's part, would have disclosed the face. He thought of it, felt how easy it would be to do, and longed to do it; but he had no more power to withdraw the veil than to dismiss the spectre at his side.[Pg 124]

Scrooge looked at the Phantom. Its steady hand was pointing to the head. The cover was so loosely arranged that even the slightest movement, just a finger from Scrooge, would reveal the face. He thought about it, realized how easy it would be, and desperately wanted to do it; but he had no more ability to lift the veil than to send the specter next to him away.[Pg 124]

Oh, cold, cold, rigid, dreadful Death, set up thine altar here, and dress it with such terrors as thou hast at thy command; for this is thy dominion! But of the loved, revered, and honoured head thou canst not turn one hair to thy dread purposes, or make one feature odious. It is not that the hand is heavy, and will fall down when released; it is not that the heart and pulse are still; but that the hand was open, generous, and true; the heart brave, warm, and tender, and the pulse a man's. Strike, Shadow, strike! And see his good deeds springing from the wound, to sow the world with life immortal!

Oh, cold, cold, rigid, dreadful Death, set up your altar here, and decorate it with the terrors you have at your command; for this is your realm! But of the loved, revered, and honored head, you cannot disturb a single hair for your grim purposes, or make one feature ugly. It’s not that the hand is heavy and will fall when released; it’s not that the heart and pulse are still; but that the hand was open, generous, and true; the heart brave, warm, and tender, and the pulse that of a man. Strike, Shadow, strike! And watch his good deeds springing from the wound, sowing the world with immortal life!

No voice pronounced these words in Scrooge's ears, and yet he heard them when he looked upon the bed. He thought, if this man could be raised up now, what would be his foremost thoughts? Avarice, hard dealing, griping cares? They have brought him to a rich end, truly!

No voice spoke these words in Scrooge's ears, but he heard them when he looked at the bed. He thought, if this man could be brought back to life now, what would be his first thoughts? Greed, harsh business, worrying about money? They've really led him to a wealthy conclusion, haven't they!

He lay in the dark, empty house, with not a man, a woman, or a child to say he was kind to me in this or that, and for the memory of one kind word I will be kind to him. A cat was tearing at the door, and there was a sound of gnawing rats beneath the hearthstone. What they wanted in the room of death, and why they were so restless and disturbed, Scrooge did not dare to think.

He lay in the dark, empty house, with no man, woman, or child to say he was kind to me in this or that, and for the memory of one kind word, I will be kind to him. A cat was scratching at the door, and there was a sound of gnawing rats beneath the hearthstone. What they wanted in the room of death, and why they were so restless and disturbed, Scrooge didn’t dare to think.

'Spirit!' he said, 'this is a fearful place. In[Pg 125] leaving it, I shall not leave its lesson, trust me. Let us go!'

'Spirit!' he said, 'this is an unsettling place. In[Pg 125] leaving it, I won’t forget its lesson, believe me. Let's go!'

Still the Ghost pointed with an unmoved finger to the head.

Still, the Ghost pointed with an unblinking finger at the head.

'I understand you,' Scrooge returned, 'and I would do it if I could. But I have not the power, Spirit. I have not the power.'

"I get you," Scrooge replied, "and I would do it if I could. But I don't have the ability, Spirit. I just can't."

Again it seemed to look upon him.

Again, it appeared to look at him.

'If there is any person in the town who feels emotion caused by this man's death,' said Scrooge, quite agonised, 'show that person to me, Spirit, I beseech you!'

'If there’s anyone in town who’s feeling anything because of this man’s death,' said Scrooge, clearly distressed, 'please show that person to me, Spirit, I beg you!'

The Phantom spread its dark robe before him for a moment, like a wing; and, withdrawing it, revealed a room by daylight, where a mother and her children were.

The Phantom spread its dark cloak before him for a moment, like a wing; and, pulling it back, showed a room in daylight, where a mother and her children were.

She was expecting some one, and with anxious eagerness; for she walked up and down the room, started at every sound, looked out from the window, glanced at the clock, tried, but in vain, to work with her needle, and could hardly bear the voices of her children in their play.

She was waiting for someone, and she was really anxious about it; she paced back and forth in the room, jumped at every sound, peered out of the window, checked the clock, tried to focus on her sewing but couldn’t, and found it hard to tolerate the noise of her children playing.

At length the long-expected knock was heard. She hurried to the door, and met her husband; a man whose face was careworn and depressed, though he was young. There was a remarkable expression in it now, a kind of serious delight of which he felt ashamed, and which he struggled to repress.[Pg 126]

At last, the long-awaited knock sounded. She rushed to the door and found her husband, a young man whose face looked tired and downcast. However, there was something remarkable about his expression now—a mix of serious happiness that he felt embarrassed about and struggled to hide.[Pg 126]

He sat down to the dinner that had been hoarding for him by the fire, and when she asked him faintly what news (which was not until after a long silence), he appeared embarrassed how to answer.

He sat down to the dinner that had been saved for him by the fire, and when she asked him quietly what the news was (which wasn’t until after a long silence), he seemed unsure how to respond.

'Is it good,' she said, 'or bad?' to help him.

'Is it good,' she said, 'or bad?' to help him.

'Bad,' he answered.

'Not good,' he answered.

'We are quite ruined?'

'Are we totally ruined?'

'No. There is hope yet, Caroline.'

'No. There is still hope, Caroline.'

'If he relents,' she said, amazed, 'there is! Nothing is past hope, if such a miracle has happened.'

'If he changes his mind,' she said, astonished, 'there is! Nothing is beyond hope, if such a miracle has occurred.'

'He is past relenting,' said her husband. 'He is dead.'

'He's beyond forgiveness,' her husband said. 'He's gone.'

She was a mild and patient creature, if her face spoke truth; but she was thankful in her soul to hear it, and she said so with clasped hands. She prayed forgiveness the next moment, and was sorry; but the first was the emotion of her heart.

She was a gentle and patient person, if her face was any indication; but she was grateful deep down to hear it, and she expressed that with her hands clasped together. She asked for forgiveness in the next moment and felt regret; but her initial reaction was truly from her heart.

'What the half-drunken woman, whom I told you of last night, said to me when I tried to see him and obtain a week's delay—and what I thought was a mere excuse to avoid me—turns out to have been quite true. He was not only very ill, but dying, then.'

'What the half-drunk woman I mentioned last night said to me when I tried to see him and get a week's delay—and what I thought was just an excuse to avoid me—turns out to have been completely true. He was not only very sick, but dying at that time.'

'To whom will our debt be transferred?'

'Who will take on our debt?'

'I don't know. But, before that time, we shall be ready with the money; and even though we were not, it would be bad fortune indeed to find so merciless a creditor in his successor. We may sleep to-night with light hearts, Caroline!'[Pg 127]

'I don't know. But before that time, we’ll have the money ready; and even if we didn’t, it would be really unfortunate to end up with such a relentless creditor in his successor. We can go to bed tonight with light hearts, Caroline!'[Pg 127]

Yes. Soften it as they would, their hearts were lighter. The children's faces, hushed and clustered round to hear what they so little understood, were brighter; and it was a happier house for this man's death! The only emotion that the Ghost could show him, caused by the event, was one of pleasure.

Yes. As they softened it, their hearts felt lighter. The children's faces, quiet and gathered around to hear what they barely understood, were brighter; and this man's death made the house feel happier! The only emotion the Ghost could show him regarding the event was one of pleasure.

'Let me see some tenderness connected with a death,' said Scrooge; 'or that dark chamber, Spirit, which we left just now, will be for ever present to me.'

'Show me some compassion tied to a death,' said Scrooge; 'or that dark room, Spirit, which we just left, will haunt me forever.'

The Ghost conducted him through several streets familiar to his feet; and as they went along, Scrooge looked here and there to find himself, but nowhere was he to be seen. They entered poor Bob Cratchit's house; the dwelling he had visited before; and found the mother and the children seated round the fire.

The Ghost led him through several streets he recognized; and as they walked, Scrooge looked around to find himself, but he didn’t see himself anywhere. They arrived at Bob Cratchit’s home, the place he had been to before, and saw the mother and the children gathered around the fire.

Quiet. Very quiet. The noisy little Cratchits were as still as statues in one corner, and sat looking up at Peter, who had a book before him. The mother and her daughters were engaged in sewing. But surely they were very quiet!

Quiet. Very quiet. The noisy little Cratchits were as still as statues in one corner, and sat looking up at Peter, who had a book in front of him. The mother and her daughters were busy sewing. But surely they were very quiet!

'"And he took a child, and set him in the midst of them."'

"And he took a child and placed him in the middle of them."

Where had Scrooge heard those words? He had not dreamed them. The boy must have read them out as he and the Spirit crossed the threshold. Why did he not go on?[Pg 128]

Where had Scrooge heard those words? He hadn't dreamed them. The boy must have said them out loud as he and the Spirit crossed the threshold. Why didn’t he keep going?[Pg 128]

The mother laid her work upon the table, and put her hand up to her face.

The mother set her work on the table and brought her hand to her face.

'The colour hurts my eyes,' she said.

'The color hurts my eyes,' she said.

The colour? Ah, poor Tiny Tim!

The color? Ah, poor Tiny Tim!

'They're better now again,' said Cratchit's wife. 'It makes them weak by candle-light; and I wouldn't show weak eyes to your father when he comes home for the world. It must be near his time.'

"They're feeling better now," said Cratchit's wife. "The candlelight makes them look weak, and I wouldn't want your father to see them like that when he gets home. He should be back any minute."

'Past it rather,' Peter answered, shutting up his book. 'But I think he has walked a little slower than he used, these few last evenings, mother.'

"He's been a bit slow lately," Peter replied, closing his book. "But I think he's been walking a little slower than he used to these past few evenings, mom."

They were very quiet again. At last she said, and in a steady, cheerful voice, that only faltered once:

They were really quiet again. Finally, she spoke in a calm, cheerful voice that only wavered once:

'I have known him walk with—I have known him walk with Tiny Tim upon his shoulder very fast indeed.'

'I have seen him walk with—I've seen him walk with Tiny Tim on his shoulder really quickly.'

'And so have I,' cried Peter. 'Often.'

"And so have I," Peter shouted. "A lot."

'And so have I,' exclaimed another. So had all.

'So have I,' said another. Everyone else felt the same.

'But he was very light to carry,' she resumed, intent upon her work, 'and his father loved him so, that it was no trouble, no trouble. And there is your father at the door!'

'But he was really easy to carry,' she continued, focused on her work, 'and his father loved him so much that it was no trouble, no trouble at all. And there’s your father at the door!'

She hurried out to meet him; and little Bob in his comforter—he had need of it, poor fellow—came in. His tea was ready for him on the hob, and they all tried who should help him to it most. Then the two young Cratchits got upon his knees, and laid, each[Pg 129] child, a little cheek against his face, as if they said, 'Don't mind it, father. Don't be grieved!'

She rushed out to meet him, and little Bob in his cozy blanket—he really needed it, poor guy—came in. His tea was ready for him on the stove, and everyone tried to help him serve it. Then the two young Cratchits climbed onto his knees, each[Pg 129] placing a little cheek against his face, as if to say, 'Don't worry, Dad. Don’t be sad!'

Bob was very cheerful with them, and spoke pleasantly to all the family. He looked at the work upon the table, and praised the industry and speed of Mrs. Cratchit and the girls. They would be done long before Sunday, he said.

Bob was really cheerful with them and spoke nicely to the whole family. He glanced at the work on the table and complimented Mrs. Cratchit and the girls on their hard work and quick pace. He said they would finish long before Sunday.

'Sunday! You went to-day, then, Robert?' said his wife.

'Sunday! So you went today, then, Robert?' his wife said.

'Yes, my dear,' returned Bob. 'I wish you could have gone. It would have done you good to see how green a place it is. But you'll see it often. I promised him that I would walk there on a Sunday. My little, little child!' cried Bob. 'My little child!'

'Yes, my dear,' Bob replied. 'I wish you could have gone. It would have been good for you to see how green it is there. But you'll see it often. I promised him that I would walk there on a Sunday. My little, little child!' cried Bob. 'My little child!'

He broke down all at once. He couldn't help it. If he could have helped it, he and his child would have been farther apart, perhaps, than they were.

He broke down suddenly. He couldn't control it. If he could have controlled it, he and his child might have been even more distant than they were.

He left the room, and went upstairs into the room above, which was lighted cheerfully, and hung with Christmas. There was a chair set close beside the child, and there were signs of some one having been there lately. Poor Bob sat down in it, and when he had thought a little and composed himself, he kissed the little face. He was reconciled to what had happened, and went down again quite happy.

He left the room and went upstairs to the room above, which was brightly lit and decorated for Christmas. There was a chair positioned close to the child, and it looked like someone had been there recently. Poor Bob sat down in it, and after some reflection and getting himself together, he kissed the little face. He had come to terms with what had happened and went back downstairs feeling quite happy.

They drew about the fire, and talked, the girls and mother working still. Bob told them of the extra[Pg 130]ordinary kindness of Mr. Scrooge's nephew, whom he had scarcely seen but once, and who, meeting him in the street that day, and seeing that he looked a little—'just a little down, you know,' said Bob, inquired what had happened to distress him. 'On which,' said Bob, 'for he is the pleasantest-spoken gentleman you ever heard, I told him. "I am heartily sorry for it, Mr. Cratchit," he said, "and heartily sorry for your good wife." By-the-bye, how he ever knew that I don't know.'

They gathered around the fire and chatted, while the girls and their mother kept working. Bob shared the extraordinary kindness of Mr. Scrooge's nephew, whom he had barely seen once. He mentioned that when they crossed paths in the street that day, noticing Bob looked 'a little—just a little down, you know,' he asked what was bothering him. 'So, I told him,' said Bob, 'because he's the nicest guy you could ever meet. "I'm really sorry to hear that, Mr. Cratchit," he said, "and I'm really sorry for your wonderful wife." By the way, I have no idea how he even knew that.'

'Knew what, my dear?'

'Knew what, darling?'

'Why, that you were a good wife,' replied Bob.

'Why, you were a great wife,' replied Bob.

'Everybody knows that,' said Peter.

"Everyone knows that," said Peter.

'Very well observed, my boy!' cried Bob. 'I hope they do. "Heartily sorry," he said, "for your good wife. If I can be of service to you in any way," he said, giving me his card, "that's where I live. Pray come to me." Now, it wasn't,' cried Bob, 'for the sake of anything he might be able to do for us, so much as for his kind way, that this was quite delightful. It really seemed as if he had known our Tiny Tim, and felt with us.'

"Very well said, my boy!" Bob exclaimed. "I hope they do. 'I'm truly sorry for your wonderful wife. If I can help you in any way,' he said, handing me his card, 'that's where I live. Please come and see me.' Now, it wasn't," Bob cried, "because of anything he could do for us, but rather his kind manner that made this all so wonderful. It really felt like he knew our Tiny Tim and shared in our feelings."

'I'm sure he's a good soul!' said Mrs. Cratchit.

"I'm sure he's a good person!" said Mrs. Cratchit.

'You would be sure of it, my dear,' returned Bob, 'if you saw and spoke to him. I shouldn't be at all surprised—mark what I say!—if he got Peter a better situation.'[Pg 131]

'You'd know for sure, my dear,' replied Bob, 'if you met him and talked to him. I wouldn't be surprised at all—just remember what I said!—if he helped Peter find a better job.'[Pg 131]

'Only hear that, Peter,' said Mrs. Cratchit.

'Just listen to that, Peter,' said Mrs. Cratchit.

'And then,' cried one of the girls, 'Peter will be keeping company with some one, and setting up for himself.'

'And then,' shouted one of the girls, 'Peter will be dating someone and starting his own life.'

'Get along with you!' retorted Peter, grinning.

"Get out of here!" Peter shot back, grinning.

'It's just as likely as not,' said Bob, 'one of these days; though there's plenty of time for that, my dear. But, however and whenever we part from one another, I am sure we shall none of us forget poor Tiny Tim—shall we—or this first parting that there was among us?'

'It's just as likely as not,' said Bob, 'one of these days; though there's plenty of time for that, my dear. But, however and whenever we part from each other, I'm sure none of us will forget poor Tiny Tim—will we—or this first time we parted?'

'Never, father!' cried they all.

"Never, Dad!" they all cried.

'And I know,' said Bob, 'I know, my dears, that when we recollect how patient and how mild he was; although he was a little, little child; we shall not quarrel easily among ourselves, and forget poor Tiny Tim in doing it.'

'And I know,' Bob said, 'I know, my dear ones, that when we think about how patient and gentle he was; even though he was just a tiny child; we won’t easily argue among ourselves and forget poor Tiny Tim in the process.'

'No, never, father!' they all cried again.

'No, never, Dad!' they all shouted once more.

'I am very happy,' said little Bob, 'I am very happy!'

'I am so happy,' said little Bob, 'I am so happy!'

Mrs. Cratchit kissed him, his daughters kissed him, the two young Cratchits kissed him, and Peter and himself shook hands. Spirit of Tiny Tim, thy childish essence was from God!

Mrs. Cratchit kissed him, his daughters kissed him, the two little Cratchits kissed him, and Peter and he shook hands. Spirit of Tiny Tim, your innocent soul was from God!

'Spectre,' said Scrooge, 'something informs me that our parting moment is at hand. I know it but I know not how. Tell me what man that was whom we saw lying dead?'[Pg 132]

'Spectre,' said Scrooge, 'something tells me that the time for us to part is near. I can feel it, but I don’t know how. Please tell me who that man was that we saw lying dead?'[Pg 132]

The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come conveyed him, as before—though at a different time, he thought: indeed there seemed no order in these latter visions, save that they were in the Future—into the resorts of business men, but showed him not himself. Indeed, the Spirit did not stay for anything, but went straight on, as to the end just now desired, until besought by Scrooge to tarry for a moment.

The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come took him, as before—though at a different time, he thought: there seemed to be no order in these later visions, other than that they were in the Future—into places where business people gather, but didn’t show him himself. In fact, the Spirit didn’t pause for anything, but continued on, heading straight for the end Scrooge just wanted, until Scrooge asked him to stop for a moment.

'This court,' said Scrooge, 'through which we hurry now, is where my place of occupation is, and has been for a length of time. I see the house. Let me behold what I shall be in days to come.'

'This court,' said Scrooge, 'is where I work, and have worked for a long time. I see the building. Let me see what I will become in the future.'

The Spirit stopped; the hand was pointed elsewhere.

The Spirit halted; the hand was directed elsewhere.

'The house is yonder,' Scrooge exclaimed. 'Why do you point away?'

'The house is over there,' Scrooge exclaimed. 'Why are you pointing that way?'

The inexorable finger underwent no change.

The unyielding finger didn't change at all.

Scrooge hastened to the window of his office, and looked in. It was an office still, but not his. The furniture was not the same, and the figure in the chair was not himself. The Phantom pointed as before.

Scrooge rushed to the window of his office and looked inside. It was still an office, but not his. The furniture was different, and the person in the chair wasn’t him. The Phantom pointed as it had before.

He joined it once again, and, wondering why and whither he had gone, accompanied it until they reached an iron gate. He paused to look round before entering.

He joined it once more, and, wondering why and where he had gone, followed it until they reached an iron gate. He stopped to look around before entering.

A churchyard. Here, then, the wretched man, whose name he had now to learn, lay underneath the[Pg 133] ground. It was a worthy place. Walled in by houses; overrun by grass and weeds, the growth of vegetation's death, not life; choked up with too much burying; fat with repleted appetite. A worthy place!

A churchyard. Here, then, the miserable man, whose name he now had to discover, lay beneath the[Pg 133] ground. It was a fitting place. Surrounded by houses; overtaken by grass and weeds, the growth of decay, not life; clogged with too many burials; saturated with excess. A fitting place!

The Spirit stood among the graves, and pointed down to One. He advanced towards it trembling. The Phantom was exactly as it had been, but he dreaded that he saw new meaning in its solemn shape.

The Spirit stood among the graves and pointed down to one. He moved toward it, trembling. The Phantom was just as it had been, but he feared he saw new meaning in its solemn form.

'Before I draw nearer to that stone to which you point,' said Scrooge, 'answer me one question. Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of the things that May be only?'

'Before I get closer to that stone you're pointing at,' said Scrooge, 'answer me one question. Are these the shadows of what will happen, or are they just shadows of what could happen?'

Still the Ghost pointed downward to the grave by which it stood.

Still, the Ghost pointed down at the grave where it stood.

'Men's courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if persevered in, they must lead,' said Scrooge. 'But if the courses be departed from, the ends will change. Say it is thus with what you show me!'

"People's paths will hint at certain outcomes, and if they keep on that path, they'll lead there," Scrooge said. "But if they stray from that path, the outcomes will change. Just show me that it's true!"

The Spirit was immovable as ever.

The Spirit was just as steadfast as always.

Scrooge crept towards it, trembling as he went; and, following the finger, read upon the stone of the neglected grave his own name, Ebenezer Scrooge.

Scrooge moved closer, shaking with fear; and, following the finger, he read his own name on the stone of the forgotten grave, Ebenezer Scrooge.

'Am I that man who lay upon the bed?' he cried upon his knees.

"Am I that guy who was lying on the bed?" he shouted, kneeling down.

The finger pointed from the grave to him, and back again.

The finger pointed from the grave at him, and then back again.

'No, Spirit! Oh no, no!'[Pg 134]

'No, Spirit! Oh no, no!'

The finger still was there.

The finger was still there.

'Spirit!' he cried, tight clutching at its robe, 'hear me! I am not the man I was. I will not be the man I must have been but for this intercourse. Why show me this, if I am past all hope?'

'Spirit!' he shouted, gripping its robe tightly, 'listen to me! I'm not the person I used to be. I won’t become the person I would have been without this moment. Why reveal this to me if I've lost all hope?'

For the first time the hand appeared to shake.

For the first time, the hand seemed to tremble.

'Good Spirit,' he pursued, as down upon the ground he fell before it, 'your nature intercedes for me, and pities me. Assure me that I yet may change these shadows you have shown me by an altered life?'

'Good Spirit,' he continued as he fell to the ground before it, 'your nature advocates for me and feels for me. Please assure me that I can still change these shadows you have shown me by living differently?'

The kind hand trembled.

The gentle hand shook.

'I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. Oh, tell me I may sponge away the writing on this stone!'

'I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all year long. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three will strive within me. I will not ignore the lessons they teach. Oh, please tell me I can erase the writing on this stone!'

In his agony he caught the spectral hand. It sought to free itself, but he was strong in his entreaty, and detained it. The Spirit stronger yet, repulsed him.

In his pain, he grabbed the ghostly hand. It tried to pull away, but he was persistent in his plea and held on to it. The Spirit, even stronger, pushed him away.

Holding up his hands in a last prayer to have his fate reversed, he saw an alteration in the Phantom's hood and dress. It shrunk, collapsed, and dwindled down into a bedpost.[Pg 135]

Holding up his hands in a final prayer to change his fate, he noticed a change in the Phantom's hood and clothes. They shrank, collapsed, and diminished into a bedpost.[Pg 135]




STAVE FIVE


THE END OF IT

Yes! and the bedpost was his own. The bed was his own, the room was his own. Best and happiest of all, the Time before him was his own, to make amends in!

Yes! And the bedpost was his. The bed was his, the room was his. Best and happiest of all, the time ahead was his to make things right!

'I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future!' Scrooge repeated as he scrambled out of bed. 'The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. O Jacob Marley! Heaven and the Christmas Time be[Pg 138] praised for this! I say it on my knees, old Jacob; on my knees!'

'I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future!' Scrooge shouted as he jumped out of bed. 'The Spirits of all three will work within me. Oh Jacob Marley! Thank heaven and Christmas for this! I say it on my knees, old Jacob; on my knees!'

He was so fluttered and so glowing with his good intentions, that his broken voice would scarcely answer to his call. He had been sobbing violently in his conflict with the Spirit, and his face was wet with tears.

He was so flustered and beaming with his good intentions that his shaky voice could hardly respond to his call. He had been crying hard during his struggle with the Spirit, and his face was damp with tears.

'They are not torn down,' cried Scrooge, folding one of his bed-curtains in his arms, 'They are not torn down, rings and all. They are here—I am here—the shadows of the things that would have been may be dispelled. They will be. I know they will!'

'They’re not torn down,' shouted Scrooge, clutching one of his bed curtains in his arms, 'They’re not torn down, rings and all. They’re here—I’m here—the shadows of what could have been can be pushed away. They will be. I know they will!'

His hands were busy with his garments all this time: turning them inside out, putting them on upside down, tearing them, mislaying them, making them parties to every kind of extravagance.

His hands were occupied with his clothes the whole time: turning them inside out, putting them on backwards, ripping them apart, losing them, involving them in all sorts of chaos.

'I don't know what to do!' cried Scrooge, laughing and crying in the same breath, and making a perfect Laocoon of himself with his stockings. 'I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a schoolboy, I am as giddy as a drunken man. A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world! Hallo here! Whoop! Hallo!'

"I don't know what to do!" shouted Scrooge, laughing and crying at the same time, tangling himself up in his stockings. "I feel as light as a feather, as happy as an angel, as joyful as a schoolboy, and as dizzy as a drunk person. Merry Christmas to everyone! Happy New Year to the whole world! Hey! Whoop! Hey!"

He had frisked into the sitting-room, and was now standing there, perfectly winded.

He had bounced into the living room and was now standing there, completely out of breath.

'There's the saucepan that the gruel was in!' cried Scrooge, starting off again, and going round the fireplace. 'There's the door by which the Ghost of Jacob[Pg 139] Marley entered! There's the corner where the Ghost of Christmas Present sat! There's the window where I saw the wandering Spirits! It's all right, it's all true, it all happened. Ha, ha, ha!'

'There's the saucepan that the porridge was in!' shouted Scrooge, rushing off again and going around the fireplace. 'There's the door where the Ghost of Jacob[Pg 139] Marley entered! There's the corner where the Ghost of Christmas Present sat! There's the window where I saw the wandering Spirits! It's all true, it all happened. Ha, ha, ha!'

Really, for a man who had been out of practice for so many years, it was a splendid laugh, a most illustrious laugh. The father of a long, long line of brilliant laughs!

Honestly, for a guy who hadn't practiced in so many years, it was a fantastic laugh, a truly remarkable laugh. The father of a long, long line of amazing laughs!

'I don't know what day of the month it is,' said Scrooge. 'I don't know how long I have been among the Spirits. I don't know anything. I'm quite a baby. Never mind. I don't care. I'd rather be a baby. Hallo! Whoop! Hallo here!'

"I have no idea what day it is," said Scrooge. "I don't know how long I've been with the Spirits. I don't know anything. I'm basically clueless. Whatever. I don't mind. I’d rather be clueless. Hey! Whoop! Hey over here!"

He was checked in his transports by the churches ringing out the lustiest peals he had ever heard. Clash, clash, hammer; ding, dong, bell! Bell, dong, ding; hammer, clash, clash! Oh, glorious, glorious!

He was brought back to reality by the churches ringing with the loudest bells he had ever heard. Clash, clash, hammer; ding, dong, bell! Bell, dong, ding; hammer, clash, clash! Oh, glorious, glorious!

Running to the window, he opened it, and put out his head. No fog, no mist; clear, bright, jovial, stirring, cold; cold, piping for the blood to dance to; golden sunlight; heavenly sky; sweet fresh air; merry bells. Oh, glorious! Glorious!

Running to the window, he opened it and stuck his head out. No fog, no mist; clear, bright, cheerful, invigorating, cold; cold, calling for the blood to dance; golden sunlight; beautiful sky; sweet fresh air; joyful bells. Oh, amazing! Amazing!

'What's to-day?' cried Scrooge, calling downward to a boy in Sunday clothes, who perhaps had loitered in to look about him.

"What's today?" shouted Scrooge, calling down to a boy in his Sunday best, who had probably hung around to see what was going on.

'Eh?' returned the boy with all his might of wonder.[Pg 140]

'Huh??' replied the boy, filled with astonishment.[Pg 140]

'What's to-day, my fine fellow?' said Scrooge.

'What's today, my good man?' said Scrooge.

'To-day!' replied the boy. 'Why, Christmas Day.'

'Today!' replied the boy. 'Why, Christmas Day.'

'It's Christmas Day!' said Scrooge to himself. 'I haven't missed it. The Spirits have done it all in one night. They can do anything they like. Of course they can. Of course they can. Hallo, my fine fellow!'

"It's Christmas Day!" Scrooge said to himself. "I didn't miss it. The Spirits accomplished everything in one night. They can do whatever they want. Of course they can. Of course they can. Hey there, my good man!"

'Hallo!' returned the boy.

'Hello!' returned the boy.

'Do you know the poulterer's in the next street but one, at the corner?' Scrooge inquired.

"Do you know the butcher's shop in the next street over at the corner?" Scrooge asked.

'I should hope I did,' replied the lad.

"I sure hope I did," replied the young man.

'An intelligent boy!' said Scrooge. 'A remarkable boy! Do you know whether they've sold the prize turkey that was hanging up there?—Not the little prize turkey: the big one?'

'An intelligent boy!' said Scrooge. 'A remarkable boy! Do you know if they've sold the prize turkey that was hanging up there?—Not the small prize turkey: the big one?'

'What! the one as big as me?' returned the boy.

'What! The one that’s as big as me?' replied the boy.

'What a delightful boy!' said Scrooge. 'It's a pleasure to talk to him. Yes, my buck!'

'What a charming boy!' said Scrooge. 'It's a joy to talk to him. Yes, my friend!'

'It's hanging there now,' replied the boy.

'It's hanging there now,' replied the boy.

'Is it?' said Scrooge. 'Go and buy it.'

"Is it?" said Scrooge. "Go buy it."

'Walk-er!' exclaimed the boy.

'Walker!' exclaimed the boy.

'No, no,' said Scrooge. 'I am in earnest. Go and buy it, and tell 'em to bring it here, that I may give them the directions where to take it. Come back with the man, and I'll give you a shilling. Come back with him in less than five minutes, and I'll give you half-a-crown!'[Pg 141]

'No, no,' said Scrooge. 'I'm serious. Go buy it, and tell them to bring it here so I can give them directions on where to take it. Come back with the guy, and I'll give you a shilling. If you come back with him in less than five minutes, I'll give you half a crown!'[Pg 141]

The boy was off like a shot. He must have had a steady hand at a trigger who could have got a shot off half as fast.

The boy took off like a rocket. He must have had a steady hand on the trigger; no one else could have fired that quickly.

'I'll send it to Bob Cratchit's,' whispered Scrooge, rubbing his hands, and splitting with a laugh. 'He shan't know who sends it. It's twice the size of Tiny Tim. Joe Miller never made such a joke as sending it to Bob's will be!'

"I'll send it to Bob Cratchit's," whispered Scrooge, rubbing his hands and bursting into laughter. "He won't know who sent it. It's twice the size of Tiny Tim. Joe Miller never came up with a joke as funny as sending this to Bob!"

The hand in which he wrote the address was not a steady one; but write it he did, somehow, and went downstairs to open the street-door, ready for the coming of the poulterer's man. As he stood there, waiting his arrival, the knocker caught his eye.

The hand he used to write the address wasn’t steady, but he managed to do it anyway and went downstairs to open the front door, ready for the arrival of the poultry seller. As he stood there, waiting for him to arrive, the knocker grabbed his attention.

'I shall love it as long as I live!' cried Scrooge, patting it with his hand. 'I scarcely ever looked at it before. What an honest expression it has in its face! It's a wonderful knocker!—Here's the turkey. Hallo! Whoop! How are you! Merry Christmas!'

'I’ll love it as long as I live!' shouted Scrooge, giving it a pat with his hand. 'I hardly ever noticed it before. What an honest look it has! It’s an amazing knocker!—Here’s the turkey. Hey! Whoop! How’s it going! Merry Christmas!'

It was a turkey! He never could have stood upon his legs, that bird. He would have snapped 'em short off in a minute, like sticks of sealing-wax.

It was a turkey! That bird would never have been able to stand on its legs. It would have broken them right off in an instant, like sticks of sealing wax.

'Why, it's impossible to carry that to Camden Town,' said Scrooge. 'You must have a cab.'

"That's impossible to take that to Camden Town," said Scrooge. "You need a cab."

The chuckle with which he said this, and the chuckle with which he paid for the turkey, and the chuckle with which he paid for the cab, and the chuckle with which he recompensed the boy, were only to be exceeded by[Pg 142] the chuckle with which he sat down breathless in his chair again, and chuckled till he cried.

The laugh with which he said this, the laugh with which he paid for the turkey, the laugh with which he paid for the cab, and the laugh with which he tipped the boy were only outdone by[Pg 142] the laugh with which he sat down breathless in his chair again and laughed until he cried.

Shaving was not an easy task, for his hand continued to shake very much; and shaving requires attention, even when you don't dance while you are at it. But if he had cut the end of his nose off, he would have put a piece of sticking-plaster over it, and been quite satisfied.

Shaving wasn’t easy for him because his hand kept shaking a lot; and shaving needs focus, even if you’re not moving around while doing it. But if he had accidentally sliced the tip of his nose off, he would have just put a band-aid on it and been totally fine.

He dressed himself 'all in his best,' and at last got out into the streets. The people were by this time pouring forth, as he had seen them with the Ghost of Christmas Present; and, walking with his hands behind him, Scrooge regarded every one with a delighted smile. He looked so irresistibly pleasant, in a word, that three or four good-humoured fellows said, 'Good-morning, sir! A merry Christmas to you!' And Scrooge said often afterwards that, of all the blithe sounds he had ever heard, those were the blithest in his ears.

He dressed himself in his finest clothes and finally stepped out into the streets. By this time, people were streaming out, just like he had seen with the Ghost of Christmas Present; and walking with his hands behind his back, Scrooge looked at everyone with a joyful smile. He seemed so incredibly cheerful that three or four friendly people said, "Good morning, sir! Merry Christmas to you!" And Scrooge often said later that, of all the cheerful sounds he had ever heard, those were the happiest in his ears.

He had not gone far when, coming on towards him, he beheld the portly gentleman who had walked into his counting-house the day before, and said, 'Scrooge and Marley's, I believe?' It sent a pang across his heart to think how this old gentleman would look upon him when they met; but he knew what path lay straight before him, and he took it.

He hadn't gone far when he saw the chubby guy who had walked into his office the day before and said, 'Scrooge and Marley's, right?' It made his heart ache to think about how this old man would see him when they met, but he knew exactly what path he needed to take, and he followed it.

'My dear sir,' said Scrooge, quickening his pace, and[Pg 143] taking the old gentleman by both his hands, 'how do you do? I hope you succeeded yesterday. It was very kind of you. A merry Christmas to you, sir!'

"My dear sir," said Scrooge, speeding up and[Pg 143] taking the old man's hands in both of his, "how are you? I hope things went well for you yesterday. That was really generous of you. Wishing you a merry Christmas, sir!"

'Mr. Scrooge?'

'Mr. Scrooge?'

'Yes,' said Scrooge. 'That is my name, and I fear it may not be pleasant to you. Allow me to ask your pardon. And will you have the goodness——' Here Scrooge whispered in his ear.

'Yes,' said Scrooge. 'That's my name, and I’m afraid it might not be nice to you. Let me apologize. And would you be so kind——' Here Scrooge whispered in his ear.

'Lord bless me!' cried the gentleman, as if his breath were taken away. 'My dear Mr. Scrooge, are you serious?'

'Lord help me!' cried the gentleman, as if he were stunned. 'My dear Mr. Scrooge, are you serious?'

'If you please,' said Scrooge. 'Not a farthing less. A great many back-payments are included in it, I assure you. Will you do me that favour?'

'If you don't mind,' said Scrooge. 'Not a penny less. There are a lot of unpaid amounts included in it, I promise you. Will you do me that favor?'

'My dear sir,' said the other, shaking hands with him, 'I don't know what to say to such munifi——'

'My dear sir,' said the other, shaking hands with him, 'I don't know what to say to such generosity—'

'Don't say anything, please,' retorted Scrooge. 'Come and see me. Will you come and see me?'

"Please don't say anything," Scrooge snapped. "Just come and see me. Will you come and see me?"

'I will!' cried the old gentleman. And it was clear he meant to do it.

"I will!" shouted the old man. And it was obvious he intended to go through with it.

'Thankee,' said Scrooge. 'I am much obliged to you. I thank you fifty times. Bless you!'

'Thank you,' said Scrooge. 'I really appreciate it. Thank you a ton. Bless you!'

He went to church, and walked about the streets, and watched the people hurrying to and fro, and patted the children on the head, and questioned beggars, and looked down into the kitchens of houses, and up to the windows; and found that everything could yield him[Pg 144] pleasure. He had never dreamed that any walk—that anything—could give him so much happiness. In the afternoon he turned his steps towards his nephew's house.

He went to church, walked around the streets, watched people rushing back and forth, patted the kids on the head, talked to the beggars, looked down into the kitchens of houses, and up at the windows; and found that everything could bring him[Pg 144] pleasure. He had never imagined that any walk—anything—could bring him so much happiness. In the afternoon, he headed towards his nephew's house.

He passed the door a dozen times before he had the courage to go up and knock. But he made a dash and did it.

He walked past the door a dozen times before he finally worked up the nerve to go up and knock. But he took a leap and did it.

'Is your master at home, my dear?' said Scrooge to the girl. 'Nice girl! Very.'

"Is your boss home, sweetheart?" Scrooge asked the girl. "Sweet girl! Very."

'Yes, sir.'

'Yes, sir.'

'Where is he, my love?' said Scrooge.

'Where is he, my love?' Scrooge asked.

'He's in the dining-room, sir, along with mistress. I'll show you upstairs, if you please.'

'He's in the dining room, sir, with the lady. I can show you upstairs, if you'd like.'

'Thankee. He knows me,' said Scrooge, with his hand already on the dining-room lock. 'I'll go in here, my dear.'

'Thank you. He knows me,' said Scrooge, with his hand already on the dining-room lock. 'I'll go in here, my dear.'

He turned it gently, and sidled his face in round the door. They were looking at the table (which was spread out in great array); for these young housekeepers are always nervous on such points, and like to see that everything is right.

He turned it gently and leaned his face around the door. They were looking at the table (which was set up with great effort); these young housekeepers always get nervous about these things and want to make sure everything is in order.

'Fred!' said Scrooge.

"Fred!" Scrooge exclaimed.

Dear heart alive, how his niece by marriage started! Scrooge had forgotten, for the moment, about her sitting in the corner with the footstool, or he wouldn't have done it on any account.

Dear heart alive, how his niece by marriage jumped! Scrooge had forgotten, for a moment, that she was sitting in the corner with the footstool, or he wouldn't have done it for anything.

'Why, bless my soul!' cried Fred, 'who's that?'

'Wow, I can't believe it!' exclaimed Fred, 'who's that?'

"It's me, your Uncle Scrooge. I've come for dinner. Can you let me in, Fred?"

'It's I. Your uncle Scrooge. I have come to dinner. Will you let me in, Fred?'

'It's me. Your Uncle Scrooge. I’ve come for dinner. Will you let me in, Fred?'

Let him in! It is a mercy he didn't shake his arm off. He was at home in five minutes. Nothing could be heartier. His niece looked just the same. So did Topper when he came. So did the plump sister when she came. So did every one when they came. Wonderful party, wonderful games, wonderful unanimity, won-der-ful happiness!

Let him in! It’s a miracle he didn’t shake his arm off. He was home in five minutes. Nothing could be more welcoming. His niece looked exactly the same. So did Topper when he arrived. So did the chubby sister when she showed up. So did everyone else when they came. Amazing party, amazing games, amazing togetherness, amazing happiness!

But he was early at the office next morning. Oh, he was early there! If he could only be there first, and catch Bob Cratchit coming late! That was the thing he had set his heart upon.

But he was at the office early the next morning. Oh, he was really early! If only he could be the first one there and catch Bob Cratchit arriving late! That’s what he really wanted.

And he did it; yes, he did! The clock struck nine. No Bob. A quarter past. No Bob. He was full eighteen minutes and a half behind his time. Scrooge sat with his door wide open, that he might see him come into the tank.

And he did it; yes, he did! The clock struck nine. No Bob. A quarter past. No Bob. He was a full eighteen and a half minutes late. Scrooge sat with his door wide open so he could see him come into the office.

His hat was off before he opened the door; his comforter too. He was on his stool in a jiffy, driving away with his pen, as if he were trying to overtake nine o'clock.

His hat was off before he opened the door; so was his comforter. He was on his stool in no time, quickly writing with his pen, as if he were trying to beat nine o'clock.

'Hallo!' growled Scrooge in his accustomed voice as near as he could feign it. 'What do you mean by coming here at this time of day?'

"Hello!" Scrooge grumbled in his usual tone, trying his best to sound convincing. "What do you mean by showing up here at this time of day?"

'I am very sorry, sir,' said Bob. 'I am behind my time.'[Pg 146]

"I'm really sorry, sir," Bob said. "I am behind the times."[Pg 146]

'You are!' repeated Scrooge. 'Yes, I think you are. Step this way, sir, if you please.'

'You are!' Scrooge said again. 'Yeah, I think you are. Please step this way, sir.'

'It's only once a year, sir,' pleaded Bob, appearing from the tank. 'It shall not be repeated. I was making rather merry yesterday, sir.'

"It's only once a year, sir," Bob pleaded as he emerged from the tank. "It won't happen again. I was having quite the good time yesterday, sir."

'Now, I'll tell you what, my friend,' said Scrooge. 'I am not going to stand this sort of thing any longer. And therefore,' he continued, leaping from his stool, and giving Bob such a dig in the waistcoat that he staggered back into the tank again—'and therefore I am about to raise your salary!'

'Look, my friend,' said Scrooge. 'I can't put up with this anymore. So,' he said, jumping off his stool and jabbing Bob in the chest hard enough that he stumbled back into the tank again—'so I'm going to give you a raise!'

Bob trembled, and got a little nearer to the ruler. He had a momentary idea of knocking Scrooge down with it, holding him, and calling to the people in the court for help and a strait-waistcoat.

Bob trembled and moved a bit closer to the ruler. For a brief moment, he thought about hitting Scrooge with it, holding him down, and calling for help from the people in the courtroom along with a straitjacket.

'A merry Christmas, Bob!' said Scrooge, with an earnestness that could not be mistaken, as he clapped him on the back. 'A merrier Christmas, Bob, my good fellow, than I have given you for many a year! I'll raise your salary, and endeavour to assist your struggling family, and we will discuss your affairs this very afternoon, over a Christmas bowl of smoking bishop, Bob! Make up the fires and buy another coal-scuttle before you dot another i, Bob Cratchit!'

"A merry Christmas, Bob!" said Scrooge, with a sincerity that was unmistakable, as he patted him on the back. "A happier Christmas, Bob, my good friend, than I have given you in many years! I’ll raise your salary and do my best to help your struggling family, and we’ll talk about your situation this very afternoon over a Christmas bowl of steaming bishop, Bob! Get the fires going and buy another coal scuttle before you dot another i, Bob Cratchit!"

"Now, let me tell you something, my friend," said Scrooge. "I'm not going to put up with this kind of stuff any longer."

Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as[Pg 147] good a master, and as good a man as the good old City knew, or any other good old city, town, or borough in the good old world. Some people laughed to see the alteration in him, but he let them laugh, and little heeded them; for he was wise enough to know that nothing ever happened on this globe, for good, at which some people did not have their fill of laughter in the outset; and knowing that such as these would be blind anyway, he thought it quite as well that they should wrinkle up their eyes in grins as have the malady in less attractive forms. His own heart laughed, and that was quite enough for him.

Scrooge kept his promises and then some; to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, he became like a second father. He turned into a great friend, a great boss, and a great man, just like the best that the old City—or any other place in the good old world—had to offer. Some people laughed at the change in him, but he let them laugh and paid little attention; he was smart enough to realize that whenever something good happens in this world, there are always some people who laugh at it right from the start. Knowing that these folks would just be blind anyway, he figured it was better for them to smile than to have their negativity show in less cheerful ways. His own heart felt joy, and that was enough for him.

He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total-Abstinence Principle ever afterwards; and it was always said of him that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God bless Us, Every One!

He no longer interacted with Spirits and lived by the Total Abstinence Principle from then on; it was often said that he knew how to celebrate Christmas well, more than anyone else. May that be said of all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim said, God bless us, everyone!

Transcriber's Note: The Table of Contents were added by the transcriber.



        
        
    
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