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REDGAUNTLET



by Sir Walter Scott










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INTRODUCTION

The Jacobite enthusiasm of the eighteenth century, particularly during the rebellion of 1745, afforded a theme, perhaps the finest that could be selected for fictitious composition, founded upon real or probable incident. This civil war and its remarkable events were remembered by the existing generation without any degree of the bitterness of spirit which seldom fails to attend internal dissension. The Highlanders, who formed the principal strength of Charles Edward’s army, were an ancient and high-spirited race, peculiar in their habits of war and of peace, brave to romance, and exhibiting a character turning upon points more adapted to poetry than to the prose of real life. Their prince, young, valiant, patient of fatigue, and despising danger, heading his army on foot in the most toilsome marches, and defeating a regular force in three battles—all these were circumstances fascinating to the imagination, and might well be supposed to seduce young and enthusiastic minds to the cause in which they were found united, although wisdom and reason frowned upon the enterprise.

The excitement around the Jacobite movement in the eighteenth century, especially during the 1745 rebellion, provided a theme that might be one of the best choices for fictional storytelling, based on real or likely events. The civil war and its notable occurrences were recalled by the current generation without the usual bitterness that often comes with internal conflict. The Highlanders, who made up the main force of Charles Edward’s army, were an ancient and spirited group, unique in their ways of fighting and living, courageous to the point of romanticism, and displaying a character more suited for poetry than the reality of everyday life. Their prince, young, brave, able to endure fatigue, and unafraid of danger, led his army on foot through exhausting marches and defeated a regular army in three battles—all of these aspects were captivating to the imagination, and could easily draw in young and passionate minds to the cause they fought for, even though wisdom and reason disapproved of the venture.

The adventurous prince, as is well known, proved to be one of those personages who distinguish themselves during some single and extraordinarily brilliant period of their lives, like the course of a shooting-star, at which men wonder, as well on account of the briefness, as the brilliancy of its splendour. A long tract of darkness overshadowed the subsequent life of a man who, in his youth, showed himself so capable of great undertakings; and, without the painful task of tracing his course farther, we may say the latter pursuits and habits of this unhappy prince are those painfully evincing a broken heart, which seeks refuge from its own thoughts in sordid enjoyments.

The adventurous prince, as everyone knows, turned out to be one of those individuals who really shine during a single, incredibly brilliant period of their lives, like a shooting star that captivates people's attention due to both its briefness and its dazzling light. A long stretch of darkness overshadowed the later life of a man who, in his youth, had proven himself capable of great achievements; and without delving deeper into his story, we can say that the latter pursuits and habits of this unfortunate prince clearly demonstrate a broken heart, seeking escape from its own thoughts in shallow pleasures.

Still, however, it was long ere Charles Edward appeared to be, perhaps it was long ere he altogether became, so much degraded from his original self; as he enjoyed for a time the lustre attending the progress and termination of his enterprise. Those who thought they discerned in his subsequent conduct an insensibility to the distresses of his followers, coupled with that egotistical attention to his own interests which has been often attributed to the Stuart family, and which is the natural effect of the principles of divine right in which they were brought up, were now generally considered as dissatisfied and splenetic persons, who, displeased with the issue of their adventure and finding themselves involved in the ruins of a falling cause, indulged themselves in undeserved reproaches against their leader. Indeed, such censures were by no means frequent among those of his followers who, if what was alleged had been just, had the best right to complain. Far the greater number of those unfortunate gentlemen suffered with the most dignified patience, and were either too proud to take notice of ill-treatment an the part of their prince, or so prudent as to be aware their complaints would meet with little sympathy from the world. It may be added, that the greater part of the banished Jacobites, and those of high rank and consequence, were not much within reach of the influence of the prince’s character and conduct, whether well regulated or otherwise.

Still, it took a long time before Charles Edward seemed, and perhaps even longer before he fully became, so much diminished from his original self; he enjoyed for a while the glory that came with the progress and end of his venture. Those who believed they saw in his later actions a lack of empathy for the suffering of his followers, combined with a self-centered focus on his own interests—which has often been associated with the Stuart family, a natural byproduct of the divine right principles in which they were raised—were now generally viewed as discontented and cynical people. They were unhappy with the outcome of their venture and, finding themselves caught in the ruins of a failing cause, took to unfairly criticizing their leader. In fact, such criticism was not common among those followers who, if the accusations were valid, had the most reason to complain. The vast majority of those unfortunate gentlemen endured their situation with remarkable dignity, either too proud to acknowledge mistreatment from their prince or wise enough to understand that their grievances would attract little sympathy from the world. It’s worth mentioning that most of the exiled Jacobites, particularly those of high rank and importance, were not significantly impacted by the prince’s character and actions, whether they were well-regulated or otherwise.

In the meantime that great Jacobite conspiracy, of which the insurrection of 1745-6 was but a small part precipitated into action on the failure of a far more general scheme, was resumed and again put into motion by the Jacobites of England, whose force had never been broken, as they had prudently avoided bringing it into the field. The surprising effect which had been produced by small means, in 1745-6, animated their hopes for more important successes, when the whole nonjuring interest of Britain, identified as it then was with great part of the landed gentlemen, should come forward to finish what had been gallantly attempted by a few Highland chiefs.

In the meantime, the major Jacobite conspiracy, of which the uprising of 1745-6 was just a small part triggered by the failure of a much broader plan, was revived and set in motion again by the Jacobites in England, whose strength had never been shattered since they had wisely avoided confronting it directly. The astonishing impact achieved by small efforts in 1745-6 fueled their hopes for greater successes, especially when the entire nonjuring faction of Britain, closely tied to many of the landed gentry, would step up to complete what had been bravely attempted by a handful of Highland chiefs.

It is probable, indeed, that the Jacobites of the day were incapable of considering that the very small scale on which the effort was made, was in one great measure the cause of its unexpected success. The remarkable speed with which the insurgents marched, the singularly good discipline which they preserved, the union and unanimity which for some time animated their councils, were all in a considerable degree produced by the smallness of their numbers. Notwithstanding the discomfiture of Charles Edward, the nonjurors of the period long continued to nurse unlawful schemes, and to drink treasonable toasts, until age stole upon them. Another generation arose, who did not share the sentiments which they cherished; and at length the sparkles of disaffection, which had long smouldered, but had never been heated enough to burst into actual flame, became entirely extinguished. But in proportion as the political enthusiasm died gradually away among men of ordinary temperament, it influenced those of warm imaginations and weak understandings, and hence wild schemes were formed, as desperate as they were adventurous.

It's likely that the Jacobites of the time were unable to see that the small scale of their efforts was a major reason for their unexpected success. The impressive speed with which the insurgents marched, their notably good discipline, and the unity and agreement that energized their discussions for a while were all largely due to their limited numbers. Despite Charles Edward's defeat, the nonjurors of that era continued to nurture unlawful plots and toast to treasonous ideas until old age caught up with them. A new generation emerged that didn't share their views, and eventually, the flickers of discontent that had smoldered for so long without igniting completely were completely snuffed out. However, as political enthusiasm slowly faded among everyday people, it still influenced those with vivid imaginations and weaker minds, leading to the creation of wildly ambitious schemes that were as reckless as they were daring.

Thus a young Scottishman of rank is said to have stooped so low as to plot the surprisal of St. James’s Palace, and the assassination of the royal family. While these ill-digested and desperate conspiracies were agitated among the few Jacobites who still adhered with more obstinacy to their purpose, there is no question but that other plots might have been brought to an open explosion, had it not suited the policy of Sir Robert Walpole rather to prevent or disable the conspirators in their projects, than to promulgate the tale of danger, which might thus have been believed to be more widely diffused than was really the case.

Thus, a young Scottish noble is said to have stooped so low as to plan the surprise capture of St. James’s Palace and the assassination of the royal family. While these poorly thought-out and desperate conspiracies were being discussed among the few Jacobites who still stubbornly held onto their aims, there’s no doubt that other plots could have erupted into open violence, if it hadn’t suited Sir Robert Walpole’s strategy to prevent or undermine the conspirators in their efforts, rather than spread the story of danger, which might have been believed to be more widespread than it actually was.

In one instance alone this very prudential and humane line of conduct was departed from, and the event seemed to confirm the policy of the general course. Doctor Archibald Cameron, brother of the celebrated Donald Cameron of Lochiel, attainted for the rebellion of 1745, was found by a party of soldiers lurking with a comrade in the wilds of Loch Katrine five or six years after the battle of Culloden, and was there seized. There were circumstances in his case, so far as was made known to the public, which attracted much compassion, and gave to the judicial proceedings against him an appearance of cold-blooded revenge on the part of government; and the following argument of a zealous Jacobite in his favour, was received as conclusive by Dr. Johnson and other persons who might pretend to impartiality. Dr. Cameron had never borne arms, although engaged in the Rebellion, but used his medical skill for the service, indifferently, of the wounded of both parties. His return to Scotland was ascribed exclusively to family affairs. His behaviour at the bar was decent, firm, and respectful. His wife threw herself, on three different occasions, before George II and the members of his family, was rudely repulsed from their presence, and at length placed, it was said, in the same prison with her husband, and confined with unmanly severity.

In one instance, this careful and compassionate approach was set aside, and the outcome seemed to support the general policy. Doctor Archibald Cameron, brother of the famous Donald Cameron of Lochiel, who was declared an outlaw for the rebellion of 1745, was discovered by a group of soldiers hiding with a companion in the remote area of Loch Katrine five or six years after the battle of Culloden, and was captured there. There were circumstances in his case, as far as was known to the public, that drew significant sympathy and made the legal actions against him appear as cold-hearted revenge by the government. The following argument from a passionate Jacobite in his defense was accepted as decisive by Dr. Johnson and others who claimed to be impartial. Dr. Cameron had never fought in battle, even though he participated in the Rebellion; instead, he used his medical skills to help the wounded from both sides. His return to Scotland was attributed solely to family matters. His conduct in court was proper, strong, and respectful. His wife attempted, on three separate occasions, to appeal to George II and his family, was rudely rejected from their presence, and eventually, it was said, she was placed in the same prison as her husband, treated with extreme harshness.

Dr. Cameron was finally executed with all the severities of the law of treason; and his death remains in popular estimation a dark blot upon the memory of George II, being almost publicly imputed to a mean and personal hatred of Donald Cameron of Lochiel, the sufferer’s heroic brother.

Dr. Cameron was finally executed under the harshest penalties for treason, and his death is still viewed by many as a dark stain on the legacy of George II, largely blamed on a petty and personal grudge against Donald Cameron of Lochiel, the brave brother of the victim.

Yet the fact was that whether the execution of Archibald Cameron was political or otherwise, it might certainly have been justified, had the king’s ministers so pleased, upon reasons of a public nature. The unfortunate sufferer had not come to the Highlands solely upon his private affairs, as was the general belief; but it was not judged prudent by the English ministry to let it be generally known that he came to inquire about a considerable sum of money which had been remitted from France to the friends of the exiled family. He had also a commission to hold intercourse with the well-known M’Pherson of Cluny, chief of the clan Vourich, whom the Chevalier had left behind at his departure from Scotland in 1746, and who remained during ten years of proscription and danger, skulking from place to place in the Highlands, and maintaining an uninterrupted correspondence between Charles and his friends. That Dr. Cameron should have held a commission to assist this chief in raking together the dispersed embers of disaffection, is in itself sufficiently natural, and, considering his political principles, in no respect dishonourable to his memory. But neither ought it to be imputed to George II that he suffered the laws to be enforced against a person taken in the act of breaking them. When he lost his hazardous game, Dr. Cameron only paid the forfeit which he must have calculated upon. The ministers, however, thought it proper to leave Dr. Cameron’s new schemes in concealment, lest, by divulging them, they had indicated the channel of communication which, it is now well known, they possessed to all the plots of Charles Edward. But it was equally ill advised and ungenerous to sacrifice the character of the king to the policy of the administration. Both points might have been gained by sparing the life of Dr. Cameron after conviction, and limiting his punishment to perpetual exile.

Yet the reality was that whether Archibald Cameron's execution was political or not, it could certainly have been justified, if the king's ministers had chosen to do so, for public reasons. The unfortunate man hadn't come to the Highlands just for his personal matters, as many believed; however, it wasn't seen as wise by the English ministry to let it be known that he was there to inquire about a significant amount of money that had been sent from France to the supporters of the exiled family. He also had a commission to communicate with the well-known M'Pherson of Cluny, chief of the clan Vourich, whom the Chevalier had left behind when he left Scotland in 1746. Cluny had spent ten years in hiding and danger, moving from place to place in the Highlands and maintaining constant communication between Charles and his supporters. It was completely natural that Dr. Cameron would have a commission to help this chief gather the scattered remnants of discontent, and considering his political beliefs, this is in no way dishonorable to his memory. However, it shouldn't be blamed on George II that he allowed the laws to be enforced against someone caught breaking them. When he lost his dangerous game, Dr. Cameron only faced the consequences he must have expected. The ministers, however, thought it prudent to keep Dr. Cameron’s new plans secret, as revealing them would have indicated the communication methods they had regarding all of Charles Edward's plots. But it was also poorly considered and unfair to sacrifice the king’s reputation for the administration's strategy. Both points could have been achieved by sparing Dr. Cameron’s life after his conviction and limiting his punishment to permanent exile.

These repeated and successive Jacobite plots rose and burst like bubbles on a fountain; and one of them, at least, the Chevalier judged of importance enough to induce him to risk himself within the dangerous precincts of the British capital. This appears from Dr. King’s ANECDOTES OF HIS OWN TIMES.

These ongoing Jacobite plots came and went like bubbles in a fountain; and one of them, at least, the Chevalier thought was significant enough to make him brave the risky environment of the British capital. This is evident from Dr. King’s ANECDOTES OF HIS OWN TIMES.

‘September, 1750.—I received a note from my Lady Primrose, who desired to see me immediately. As soon as I waited on her, she led me into her dressing-room, and presented me to—’ [the Chevalier, doubtless]. ‘If I was surprised to find him there, I was still more astonished when he acquainted me with the motives which had induced him to hazard a journey to England at this juncture. The impatience of his friends who were in exile had formed a scheme which was impracticable; but although it had been as feasible as they had represented it to him, yet no preparation had been made, nor was anything ready to carry it into execution. He was soon convinced that he had been deceived; and, therefore, after a stay in London of five days only, he returned to the place from whence he came.’ Dr. King was in 1750 a keen Jacobite, as may be inferred from the visit made by him to the prince under such circumstances, and from his being one of that unfortunate person’s chosen correspondents. He, as well as other men of sense and observation, began to despair of making their fortune in the party which they had chosen. It was indeed sufficiently dangerous; for, during the short visit just described, one of Dr. King’s servants remarked the stranger’s likeness to Prince Charles, whom he recognized from the common busts.

‘September, 1750.—I received a note from Lady Primrose, who wanted to see me right away. As soon as I arrived, she took me into her dressing-room and introduced me to—’ [the Chevalier, no doubt]. ‘I was surprised to find him there, but I was even more astonished when he explained the reasons that drove him to take the risk of traveling to England at this time. The impatience of his friends in exile had created a plan that was impossible to carry out; however, even if it had been as doable as they claimed, no preparations had been made, nor was anything ready to implement it. He quickly realized that he had been misled; therefore, after just five days in London, he returned to where he came from.’ Dr. King was a staunch Jacobite in 1750, as can be inferred from his visit to the prince under such circumstances, and from his being one of that unfortunate individual's chosen correspondents. He, along with other thoughtful and observant individuals, began to lose hope of succeeding in the party they had chosen. It was indeed quite dangerous; during the brief visit just mentioned, one of Dr. King’s servants pointed out the stranger’s resemblance to Prince Charles, whom he recognized from the familiar busts.

The occasion taken for breaking up the Stuart interest we shall tell in Dr. King’s own words:—‘When he (Charles Edward) was in Scotland, he had a mistress whose name was Walkinshaw, and whose sister was at that time, and is still, housekeeper at Leicester House. Some years after he was released from his prison, and conducted out of France, he sent for this girl, who soon acquired such a dominion over him, that she was acquainted with all his schemes, and trusted with his most secret correspondence. As soon as this was known in England, all those persons of distinction who were attached to him were greatly alarmed: they imagined that this wench had been placed in his family by the English ministers; and, considering her sister’s situation, they seemed to have some ground for their suspicion; wherefore, they dispatched a gentleman to Paris, where the prince then was, who had instructions to insist that Mrs. Walkinshaw should be removed to a convent for a certain term; but her gallant absolutely refused to comply with this demand; and although Mr. M’Namara, the gentleman who was sent to him, who has a natural eloquence and an excellent understanding, urged the most cogent reasons, and used all the arts of persuasion, to induce him to part with his mistress, and even proceeded so far as to assure him, according to his instructions, that an immediate interruption of all correspondence with his most powerful friends in England, and, in short, that the ruin of his interest, which was now daily increasing, would be the infallible consequence of his refusal; yet he continued inflexible, and all M’Namara’s entreaties and remonstrances were ineffectual. M’Namara stayed in Paris some days beyond the time prescribed him, endeavouring to reason the prince into a better temper; but finding him obstinately persevere in his first answer, he took his leave with concern and indignation, saying, as he passed out, “What has your family done, sir, thus to draw down the vengeance of Heaven on every branch of it, through so many ages?” It is worthy of remark, that in all the conferences which M’Namara had with the prince on this occasion, the latter declared that it was not a violent passion, or indeed any particular regard, which attached him to Mrs. Walkinshaw and that he could see her removed from him without any concern; but he would not receive directions, in respect to his private conduct, from any man alive. When M’Namara returned to London, and reported the prince’s answer to the gentlemen who had employed him, they were astonished and confounded. However, they soon resolved on the measures which they were to pursue for the future, and determined no longer to serve a man who could not be persuaded to serve himself, and chose rather to endanger the lives of his best and most faithful friends, than part with an harlot, whom, as he often declared, he neither loved nor esteemed.’

The reason for ending the Stuart connection is best told in Dr. King’s own words:—‘When he (Charles Edward) was in Scotland, he had a mistress named Walkinshaw, whose sister was then, and still is, the housekeeper at Leicester House. Years after he was freed from prison and brought out of France, he summoned this girl, who soon gained such control over him that she knew all his plans and was trusted with his most secret correspondence. Once this became known in England, all the distinguished people who supported him were very worried: they feared that this girl had been placed in his life by the English ministers; and given her sister’s situation, they had some reason to be suspicious. Therefore, they sent a gentleman to Paris, where the prince was, with orders to insist that Mrs. Walkinshaw be sent to a convent for a certain period; however, her lover absolutely refused to comply. Even though Mr. M’Namara, the gentleman who was sent to him, who had natural eloquence and a keen intellect, presented the most convincing arguments and employed all the persuasive methods to convince him to part with his mistress, and even went so far as to assure him, according to his instructions, that an immediate halt to all communication with his most powerful friends in England—and, in short, the destruction of his growing influence—would surely follow his refusal; he remained steadfast, and all of M’Namara’s pleas and arguments were ineffective. M’Namara stayed in Paris several days past the time he was supposed to, trying to reason with the prince, but finding him stubbornly sticking to his original response, he left with disappointment and frustration, remarking as he exited, “What has your family done, sir, to bring such divine wrath upon every branch of it for so many years?” It's notable that throughout all the discussions M’Namara had with the prince on this matter, the prince stated that it wasn’t a passionate love or particular affection for Mrs. Walkinshaw that kept him tied to her, and he could see her leave without any concern; however, he wouldn’t accept any direction regarding his personal life from anyone. When M’Namara returned to London and reported the prince’s answer to the gentlemen who had sent him, they were shocked and bewildered. Nonetheless, they quickly decided on their next steps and resolved to no longer support a man who wouldn't be convinced to take care of himself, choosing instead to endanger the lives of his best and most loyal friends rather than part with a woman whom, as he often claimed, he neither loved nor valued.’

From this anecdote, the general truth of which is indubitable, the principal fault of Charles Edward’s temper is sufficiently obvious. It was a high sense of his own importance, and an obstinate adherence to what he had once determined on—qualities which, if he had succeeded in his bold attempt, gave the nation little room to hope that he would have been found free from the love of prerogative and desire of arbitrary power, which characterized his unhappy grandfather. He gave a notable instance how far this was the leading feature of his character, when, for no reasonable cause that can be assigned, he placed his own single will in opposition to the necessities of France, which, in order to purchase a peace become necessary to the kingdom, was reduced to gratify Britain by prohibiting the residence of Charles within any part of the French dominions. It was in vain that France endeavoured to lessen the disgrace of this step by making the most flattering offers, in hopes to induce the prince of himself to anticipate this disagreeable alternative, which, if seriously enforced, as it was likely to be, he had no means whatever of resisting, by leaving the kingdom as of his own free will. Inspired, however, by the spirit of hereditary obstinacy, Charles preferred a useless resistance to a dignified submission, and, by a series of idle bravadoes, laid the French court under the necessity of arresting their late ally, and sending him to close confinement in the Bastille, from which he was afterwards sent out of the French dominions, much in the manner in which a convict is transported to the place of his destination.

From this story, which is undeniably true, Charles Edward’s main fault is quite clear. He had an inflated sense of his own importance and stubbornly stuck to his decisions—qualities that, had he succeeded in his bold attempt, would have given the nation little hope that he would be free from the desire for power and the love of privilege, traits that marked his unfortunate grandfather. A clear example of this dominant aspect of his personality occurred when, without any reasonable explanation, he put his own will against the needs of France, which, in order to secure a necessary peace for the kingdom, had to please Britain by preventing him from residing in any part of French territory. France tried in vain to reduce the shame of this action by making flattering offers, hoping to persuade the prince to leave before this unpleasant option was forced upon him, which he had no real power to resist. However, driven by a spirit of hereditary stubbornness, Charles chose pointless defiance over honorable submission and, through a series of meaningless bravadoes, forced the French court to arrest their former ally and confine him in the Bastille, from where he was later expelled from French lands, much like a convict being transported to his destination.

In addition to these repeated instances of a rash and inflexible temper, Dr. King also adds faults alleged to belong to the prince’s character, of a kind less consonant with his noble birth and high pretensions. He is said by this author to have been avaricious, or parsimonious at least, to such a degree of meanness, as to fail, even when he had ample means, in relieving the sufferers who had lost their fortune, and sacrificed all in his ill-fated attempt. [The approach is thus expressed by Dr. King, who brings the charge:—‘But the most odious part of his character is his love of money, a vice which I do not remember to have been imputed by our historians to any of his ancestors, and is the certain index of a base and little mind. I know it may be urged in his vindication, that a prince in exile ought to be an economist. And so he ought; but, nevertheless, his purse should be always open as long as there is anything in it, to relieve the necessities of his friends and adherents. King Charles II, during his banishment, would have shared the last pistole in his pocket with his little family. But I have known this gentleman, with two thousand louis-d’ors in his strong-box, pretend he was in great distress, and borrow money from a lady in Paris who was not in affluent circumstances. His most faithful servants, who had closely attended him in all his difficulties, were ill rewarded.’—King’s MEMOIRS.] We must receive, however, with some degree of jealousy what is said by Dr. King on this subject, recollecting that he had left at least, if he did not desert, the standard of the unfortunate prince, and was not therefore a person who was likely to form the fairest estimate of his virtues and faults. We must also remember that if the exiled prince gave little, he had but little to give, especially considering how late he nourished the scheme of another expedition to Scotland, for which he was long endeavouring to hoard money.

In addition to these repeated instances of a rash and rigid temper, Dr. King also mentions faults attributed to the prince's character that seem less fitting for someone of his noble birth and high aspirations. This author claims that he was greedy, or at least very stingy, to the point of meanness, failing to help those who had lost their fortunes and sacrificed everything in his ill-fated attempt. [Dr. King expresses this accusation:—‘But the most despicable part of his character is his love of money, a vice that I don’t remember being blamed on any of his ancestors, and it clearly indicates a base and petty mind. I know it can be argued in his defense that an exiled prince should be economical. And he should; however, his wallet should always be open as long as there is anything in it to help the needs of his friends and supporters. King Charles II, during his exile, would have shared the last coin in his pocket with his small family. But I have seen this gentleman, with two thousand louis-d’ors in his strongbox, pretend to be in great need and borrow money from a lady in Paris who wasn’t well-off. His most loyal servants, who stood by him through all his hardships, were poorly rewarded.’—King’s MEMOIRS.] We must approach Dr. King's comments on this topic with some skepticism, keeping in mind that he had at least distanced himself, if not outright abandoned, the cause of the unfortunate prince, making him unlikely to give a fair assessment of his virtues and faults. We should also remember that if the exiled prince gave little, it was mainly because he had little to give, especially considering how long he nursed the plan for another expedition to Scotland, for which he was trying hard to save money.

The case, also, of Charles Edward must be allowed to have been a difficult one. He had to satisfy numerous persons, who, having lost their all in his cause, had, with that all, seen the extinction of hopes which they accounted nearly as good as certainties; some of these were perhaps clamorous in their applications, and certainly ill pleased with their want of success. Other parts of the Chevalier’s conduct may have afforded grounds for charging him with coldness to the sufferings of his devoted followers. One of these was a sentiment which has nothing in it that is generous, but it was certainly a principle in which the young prince was trained, and which may be too probably denominated peculiar to his family, educated in all the high notions of passive obedience and non-resistance. If the unhappy prince gave implicit faith to the professions of statesmen holding such notions, which is implied by his whole conduct.

The situation for Charles Edward was undoubtedly challenging. He had to please many people who, having lost everything for his cause, also watched their hopes — which they considered almost certain — fade away. Some of them might have been vocal about their frustrations and were understandably unhappy with their lack of success. Additionally, parts of the Chevalier’s behavior may have justified accusations of being indifferent to the struggles of his loyal supporters. One of these aspects stemmed from a belief that lacks generosity, yet it was definitely a principle instilled in the young prince, likely influenced by his family’s education in the ideals of passive obedience and non-resistance. If the unfortunate prince placed blind trust in the promises of politicians who held such beliefs, that is reflected in his overall actions.










REDGAUNTLET





LETTER I

DARSIE LATIMER TO ALAN FAIRFORD

DUMFRIES.

Dumfries.

CUR ME EXANIMAS QUERELIS TUIS? In plain English, Why do you deafen me with your croaking? The disconsolate tone in which you bade me farewell at Noble House, [The first stage on the road from Edinburgh to Dumfries via Moffat.] and mounted your miserable hack to return to your law drudgery, still sounds in my ears. It seemed to say, ‘Happy dog! you can ramble at pleasure over hill and dale, pursue every object of curiosity that presents itself, and relinquish the chase when it loses interest; while I, your senior and your better, must, in this brilliant season, return to my narrow chamber and my musty books.’

CUR ME EXANIMAS QUERELIS TUIS? In plain English, Why do you drown me out with your complaining? The sad way you said goodbye to me at Noble House, [The first stage on the road from Edinburgh to Dumfries via Moffat.] before you got on your pathetic horse to go back to your tedious legal work, still echoes in my mind. It felt like it was saying, ‘Lucky you! You can roam freely over hills and valleys, chase after anything that sparks your interest, and stop whenever it gets boring; while I, older and better than you, have to, in this beautiful season, return to my cramped room and my dusty books.’

Such was the import of the reflections with which you saddened our parting bottle of claret, and thus I must needs interpret the terms of your melancholy adieu.

Such was the significance of the thoughts you shared that made our farewell over a bottle of claret so somber, and this is how I must understand the meaning behind your sad goodbye.

And why should this be so, Alan? Why the deuce should you not be sitting precisely opposite to me at this moment, in the same comfortable George Inn; thy heels on the fender, and thy juridical brow expanding its plications as a pun rose in your fancy? Above all, why, when I fill this very glass of wine, cannot I push the bottle to you, and say, ‘Fairford, you are chased!’ Why, I say, should not all this be, except because Alan Fairford has not the same true sense of friendship as Darsie Latimer, and will not regard our purses as common, as well as our sentiments?

And why is that, Alan? Why on earth aren’t you sitting right across from me at this moment, in the same cozy George Inn; your feet up on the fender, and your lawyerly brow relaxing as a joke comes to mind? Most importantly, why can’t I fill this glass of wine and pass the bottle to you, saying, ‘Fairford, you’re in trouble!’ Why, I ask, shouldn’t all this be happening, if not because Alan Fairford doesn’t share the same true sense of friendship as Darsie Latimer and won’t see our finances as shared, just like our feelings?

I am alone in the world; my only guardian writes to me of a large fortune which will be mine when I reach the age of twenty-five complete; my present income is, thou knowest, more than sufficient for all my wants; and yet thou—traitor as thou art to the cause of friendship—dost deprive me of the pleasure of thy society, and submittest, besides, to self-denial on thine own part, rather than my wanderings should cost me a few guineas more! Is this regard for my purse, or for thine own pride? Is it not equally absurd and unreasonable, whichever source it springs from? For myself, I tell thee, I have, and shall have, more than enough for both. This same methodical Samuel Griffiths, of Ironmonger Lane, Guildhall, London, whose letter arrives as duly as quarter-day, has sent me, as I told thee, double allowance for this my twenty-first birthday, and an assurance, in his brief fashion, that it will be again doubled for the succeeding years, until I enter into possession of my own property. Still I am to refrain from visiting England until my twenty-fifth year expires; and it is recommended that I shall forbear all inquiries concerning my family, and so forth, for the present.

I'm alone in the world, and my only guardian has written to me about a large fortune that will be mine when I turn twenty-five. My current income, as you know, is more than enough to cover all my needs; and yet you—traitor to the cause of friendship—deny me the joy of your company and, on top of that, decide to hold back out of your own self-denial rather than let my travels cost a few extra guineas! Is this concern for my finances or for your own pride? Isn't it equally ridiculous and unreasonable, no matter where it's coming from? As for me, I assure you, I have, and will have, more than enough for both of us. This same orderly Samuel Griffiths from Ironmonger Lane, Guildhall, London, who sends me letters as regularly as my quarterly payments, has given me, as I mentioned, a double allowance for my twenty-first birthday, along with a promise, in his typical straightforward way, that this will be doubled again in the coming years until I take possession of my own estate. Still, I’m supposed to avoid visiting England until after I turn twenty-five, and I’ve been advised to refrain from asking about my family and so on for now.

Were it not that I recollect my poor mother in her deep widow’s weeds, with a countenance that never smiled but when she looked on me—and then, in such wan and woful sort, as the sun when he glances through an April cloud,—were it not, I say, that her mild and matron-like form and countenance forbid such a suspicion, I might think myself the son of some Indian director, or rich citizen, who had more wealth than grace, and a handful of hypocrisy to boot, and who was breeding up privately, and obscurely enriching, one of whose existence he had some reason to be ashamed. But, as I said before, I think on my mother, and am convinced as much as of the existence of my own soul, that no touch of shame could arise from aught in which she was implicated. Meantime, I am wealthy, and I am alone, and why does my friend scruple to share my wealth?

If I didn't remember my poor mother in her deep mourning clothes, with a face that only smiled when she looked at me—and even then, it was like the sun peeking through an April cloud—if I didn't have that memory, I might think I was the son of some wealthy businessman or rich guy who had more money than class, along with a bit of hypocrisy, secretly raising a child he was ashamed of. But as I said before, I think of my mother, and I’m as sure of that as I am of my own existence, that nothing about her would ever bring shame. In the meantime, I have wealth, and I’m alone, so why does my friend hesitate to share in my wealth?

Are you not my only friend? and have you not acquired a right to share my wealth? Answer me that, Alan Fairford. When I was brought from the solitude of my mother’s dwelling into the tumult of the Gaits’ Class at the High School—when I was mocked for my English accent—salted with snow as a Southern—rolled in the gutter for a Saxon pock-pudding,—who, with stout arguments and stouter blows, stood forth my defender?—why, Alan Fairford. Who beat me soundly when I brought the arrogance of an only son, and of course a spoiled urchin, to the forms of the little republic?—why, Alan. And who taught me to smoke a cobbler, pin a losen, head a bicker, and hold the bannets?—[Break a window, head a skirmish with stones, and hold the bonnet, or handkerchief, which used to divide High School boys when fighting.] Alan, once more. If I became the pride of the Yards, and the dread of the hucksters in the High School Wynd, it was under thy patronage; and, but for thee, I had been contented with humbly passing through the Cowgate Port, without climbing over the top of it, and had never seen the KITTLE NINE-STEPS nearer than from Bareford’s Parks. [A pass on the very brink of the Castle rock to the north, by which it is just possible for a goat, or a High School boy, to turn the corner of the building where it rises from the edge of the precipice. This was so favourite a feat with the ‘hell and neck boys’ of the higher classes, that at one time sentinels were posted to prevent its repetition. One of the nine-steps was rendered more secure because the climber could take hold of the root of a nettle, so precarious were the means of passing this celebrated spot. The manning the Cowgate Port, especially in snowball time, was also a choice amusement, as it offered an inaccessible station for the boys who used these missiles to the annoyance of the passengers. The gateway is now demolished; and probably most of its garrison lie as low as the fortress. To recollect that the author himself, however naturally disqualified, was one of those juvenile dreadnoughts, is a sad reflection to one who cannot now step over a brook without assistance.]

Are you not my only friend? And haven't you earned the right to share in my wealth? Answer me that, Alan Fairford. When I was taken from the solitude of my mother's home and thrown into the chaos of the Gaits' Class at the High School—when I was ridiculed for my English accent—treated like a Southerner, pushed down for being a Saxon dullard—who boldly stood up to defend me? It was you, Alan Fairford. Who gave me a good thrashing when I came to the classroom with the arrogance of an only son, clearly a spoiled brat? That would be you, Alan. And who taught me to smoke a pipe, pin down a loose thread, throw a stone in a fight, and hold the handkerchief? It was you again, Alan. If I became the pride of the neighborhood and the terror of the vendors in the High School Wynd, it was because of your support; without you, I would have been satisfied to pass through the Cowgate Port without climbing over it and would have never seen the KITTLE NINE-STEPS any closer than from Bareford’s Parks.

You taught me to keep my fingers off the weak, and to clench my fist against the strong—to carry no tales out of school—to stand forth like a true man—obey the stern order of a PANDE MANUM, and endure my pawmies without wincing, like one that is determined not to be the better for them. In a word, before I knew thee, I knew nothing.

You taught me to stay away from the weak and to stand strong against the powerful—to not spread rumors—to stand up like a real man—follow the strict command of a PANDE MANUM, and endure my hardships without flinching, like someone who is determined not to be affected by them. In short, before I met you, I knew nothing.

At college it was the same. When I was incorrigibly idle, your example and encouragement roused me to mental exertion, and showed me the way to intellectual enjoyment. You made me an historian, a metaphysician (INVITA MINERVA)—nay, by Heaven! you had almost made an advocate of me, as well as of yourself. Yes, rather than part with you, Alan, I attended a weary season at the Scotch Law Class; a wearier at the Civil; and with what excellent advantage, my notebook, filled with caricatures of the professors and my fellow students, is it not yet extant to testify?

At college, it was the same. When I was hopelessly lazy, your example and support motivated me to put in the effort and showed me the path to intellectual pleasure. You turned me into a historian, a philosopher (INVITA MINERVA)—in fact, by Heaven! you almost made me a lawyer, just like you. Yes, I attended a grueling semester in the Scottish Law Class and an even more exhausting one in the Civil Law class, all so I wouldn’t have to part with you, Alan. And my notebook, filled with sketches of the professors and my classmates, still exists as proof of that, doesn’t it?

   Thus far have I held on with thee untired;
Thus far, I've stayed with you without getting tired;

and, to say truth, purely and solely that I might travel the same road with thee. But it will not do, Alan. By my faith, man, I could as soon think of being one of those ingenious traders who cheat little Master Jackies on the outside of the partition with tops, balls, bats, and battledores, as a member of the long-robed fraternity within, who impose on grown country gentlemen with bouncing brocards of law. [The Hall of the Parliament House of Edinburgh was, in former days, divided into two unequal portions by a partition, the inner side of which was consecrated to the use of the Courts of Justice and the gentlemen of the law; while the outer division was occupied by the stalls of stationers, toymen, and the like, as in a modern bazaar. From the old play of THE PLAIN DEALER, it seems such was formerly the case with Westminster Hall. Minos has now purified his courts in both cities from all traffic but his own.] Now, don’t you read this to your worthy father, Alan—he loves me well enough, I know, of a Saturday night; but he thinks me but idle company for any other day of the week. And here, I suspect, lies your real objection to taking a ramble with me through the southern counties in this delicious weather. I know the good gentleman has hard thoughts of me for being so unsettled as to leave Edinburgh before the Session rises; perhaps, too, he quarrels a little—I will not say with my want of ancestry, but with my want of connexions. He reckons me a lone thing in this world, Alan, and so, in good truth, I am; and it seems a reason to him why you should not attach yourself to me, that I can claim no interest in the general herd.

and, to be honest, just so I could travel the same path with you. But it’s not going to work, Alan. Honestly, I could just as easily think of being one of those clever traders who deceive little Master Jackies outside the partition with tops, balls, bats, and battledores, as being part of the long-robed group inside who mislead grown country gentlemen with impressive legal jargon. [The Hall of the Parliament House of Edinburgh was, in the past, split into two uneven sections by a partition, the inner side dedicated to the Courts of Justice and the legal professionals; while the outer section was filled with stalls of stationers, toy sellers, and the like, like a modern market. From the old play THE PLAIN DEALER, it seems this was also the case in Westminster Hall long ago. Minos has now cleaned up his courts in both cities from all trades except his own.] Now, don’t share this with your esteemed father, Alan—he likes me enough, I know, on Saturday nights; but he thinks I'm rather idle company any other day of the week. And here, I believe, lies your true reason for not wanting to take a trip with me through the southern counties in this lovely weather. I know the good man has a low opinion of me for being so restless as to leave Edinburgh before the Session ends; perhaps, too, he resents a bit—I won’t say my lack of ancestry, but my lack of connections. He sees me as a solitary figure in this world, Alan, and honestly, I am; and to him, that seems like a reason why you shouldn’t get close to me, since I can’t claim any ties to the general crowd.

Do not suppose I forget what I owe him, for permitting me to shelter for four years under his roof: My obligations to him are not the less, but the greater, if he never heartily loved me. He is angry, too, that I will not, or cannot, be a lawyer, and, with reference to you, considers my disinclination that way as PESSIMI EXEMPLI, as he might say.

Don't think I've forgotten what I owe him for letting me stay under his roof for four years. My obligations to him are greater, not less, even if he never truly loved me. He's also upset that I won't or can't become a lawyer, and in relation to you, he sees my reluctance in that regard as a very bad example, as he might put it.

But he need not be afraid that a lad of your steadiness will be influenced by such a reed shaken by the winds as I am. You will go on doubting with Dirleton, and resolving those doubts with Stewart, [‘Sir John Nisbett of Dirleton’s DOUBTS AND QUESTIONS UPON THE LAW, ESPECIALLLY OF SCOTLAND;’ and ‘Sir James Stewart’s DIRLETON’S DOUBTS AND QUESTIONS ON THE LAW OF SCOTLAND RESOLVED AND ANSWERED,’ are works of authority in Scottish jurisprudence. As is generally the case, the doubts are held more in respect than the solution.] until the cramp speech [Till of late years, every advocate who catered at the Scottish bar made a Latin address to the Court, faculty, and audience, in set terms, and said a few words upon a text of the civil law, to show his Latinity and jurisprudence. He also wore his hat for a minute, in order to vindicate his right of being covered before the Court, which is said to have originated from the celebrated lawyer, Sir Thomas Hope, having two sons on the bench while he himself remained at the bar. Of late this ceremony has been dispensed with, as occupying the time of the Court unnecessarily. The entrant lawyer merely takes the oaths to government, and swears to maintain the rules and privileges of his order.] has been spoken more SOLITO from the corner of the bench, and with covered head—until you have sworn to defend the liberties and privileges of the College of Justice—until the black gown is hung on your shoulders, and you are free as any of the Faculty to sue or defend. Then will I step forth, Alan, and in a character which even your father will allow may be more useful to you than had I shared this splendid termination of your legal studies. In a word, if I cannot be a counsel, I am determined to be a CLIENT, a sort of person without whom a lawsuit would be as dull as a supposed case. Yes, I am determined to give you your first fee. One can easily, I am assured, get into a lawsuit—it is only the getting out which is sometimes found troublesome;—and, with your kind father for an agent, and you for my counsel learned in the law, and the worshipful Master Samuel Griffiths to back me, a few sessions shall not tire my patience. In short, I will make my way into court, even if it should cost me the committing a DELICT, or at least a QUASI DELICT.—You see all is not lost of what Erskine wrote, and Wallace taught.

But you don't have to worry that someone as steady as you will be swayed by someone as uncertain as I am. You'll continue to question things like Dirleton and resolve those doubts with Stewart, ['Sir John Nisbett of Dirleton’s DOUBTS AND QUESTIONS UPON THE LAW, ESPECIALLY OF SCOTLAND; and ‘Sir James Stewart’s DIRLETON’S DOUBTS AND QUESTIONS ON THE LAW OF SCOTLAND RESOLVED AND ANSWERED,’ are respected works in Scottish law. As usual, the doubts are held in higher regard than the solutions.] until the awkward speeches [Until recently, every lawyer who practiced at the Scottish bar would give a Latin speech to the Court, faculty, and audience, following a set format, and would touch on a civil law text to showcase their Latin skills and legal knowledge. They also wore their hat for a moment to assert their right to be covered in Court, a practice said to have started because the well-known lawyer, Sir Thomas Hope, had two sons on the bench while he remained at the bar. Recently, this practice has been abandoned as it unnecessarily takes up the Court's time. New lawyers now just take oaths to the government and pledge to uphold the rules and privileges of their profession.] has been delivered more quietly from the corner of the bench, with heads covered—until you have sworn to protect the freedoms and rights of the College of Justice—until the black robe is draped on your shoulders, and you are just as free as any member of the Faculty to sue or defend. Then I will step forward, Alan, and in a role that even your father would agree might be more beneficial to you than if I had experienced this fantastic conclusion to your legal education. In short, if I can’t be a lawyer, I am determined to be a CLIENT, someone without whom a lawsuit would be as dull as a hypothetical case. Yes, I am set on giving you your first fee. I’ve been told that getting into a lawsuit is easy—it's the getting out that can be tricky;—and with your kind father as my agent, and you as my knowledgeable legal counsel, and the esteemed Master Samuel Griffiths supporting me, a few court sessions won’t wear out my patience. In summary, I will find my way into court, even if it means committing a DELICT or at least a QUASI DELICT.—You see, all is not lost of what Erskine wrote and what Wallace taught.

Thus far I have fooled it off well enough; and yet, Alan, all is not at ease within me. I am affected with a sense of loneliness, the more depressing, that it seems to me to be a solitude peculiarly my own. In a country where all the world have a circle of consanguinity, extending to sixth cousins at least, I am a solitary individual, having only one kind heart to throb in unison with my own. If I were condemned to labour for my bread, methinks I should less regard this peculiar species of deprivation, The necessary communication of master and servant would be at least a tie which would attach me to the rest of my kind—as it is, my very independence seems to enhance the peculiarity of my situation. I am in the world as a stranger in the crowded coffeehouse, where he enters, calls for what refreshment he wants, pays his bill, and is forgotten so soon as the waiter’s mouth has pronounced his ‘Thank ye, sir.’

So far, I've managed to get by well enough; and yet, Alan, I still feel uneasy. I’m overwhelmed by a sense of loneliness, which is even more depressing because it feels like a solitude that is distinctly mine. In a country where everyone has family connections that extend to at least sixth cousins, I'm completely alone, having only one kindred spirit whose heart beats in sync with mine. If I had to work hard for my living, I think I would care less about this unique kind of isolation. The required interaction between a boss and an employee would at least create a bond that connects me to others—yet, as it stands, my independence only highlights how different I am. I feel like a stranger in a busy coffeehouse, where someone walks in, orders what they want, pays the bill, and is forgotten as soon as the waiter says, "Thank you, sir."

I know your good father would term this SINNING MY MERCIES, [A peculiar Scottish phrase expressive of ingratitude for the favours of Providence.] and ask how I should feel if, instead of being able to throw down my reckoning, I were obliged to deprecate the resentment of the landlord for consuming that which I could not pay for. I cannot tell how it is; but, though this very reasonable reflection comes across me, and though I do confess that four hundred a year in possession, eight hundred in near prospect, and the L—d knows how many hundreds more in the distance, are very pretty and comfortable things, yet I would freely give one half of them to call your father father, though he should scold me for my idleness every hour of the day, and to call you brother, though a brother whose merits would throw my own so completely into the shade.

I know your good father would call this WASTING MY MERCIES, [A peculiar Scottish phrase expressing ingratitude for the favors of Providence.] and ask how I would feel if, instead of being able to settle my bill, I had to beg the landlord not to be angry for enjoying what I couldn’t afford. I can’t quite understand it; but even though this very reasonable thought comes to me, and I admit that having four hundred a year in hand, eight hundred in sight, and who knows how many more in the future are very nice and comforting things, I would willingly give up half of that just to call your father my dad, even if he scolded me for being lazy all day long, and to call you my brother, even if your qualities made mine seem insignificant.

The faint, yet not improbable, belief has often come across me, that your father knows something more about my birth and condition than he is willing to communicate; it is so unlikely that I should be left in Edinburgh at six years old, without any other recommendation than the regular payment of my board to old M—, [Probably Mathieson, the predecessor of Dr. Adams, to whose memory the author and his contemporaries owe a deep debt of gratitude.] of the High School. Before that time, as I have often told you, I have but a recollection of unbounded indulgence on my mother’s part, and the most tyrannical exertion of caprice on my own. I remember still how bitterly she sighed, how vainly she strove to soothe me, while, in the full energy of despotism, I roared like ten bull-calves, for something which it was impossible to procure for me. She is dead, that kind, that ill-rewarded mother! I remember the long faces—the darkened rooms—the black hangings—the mysterious impression made upon my mind by the hearse and mourning coaches, and the difficulty which I had to reconcile all this to the disappearance of my mother. I do not think I had before this event formed, any idea, of death, or that I had even heard of that final consummation of all that lives. The first acquaintance which I formed with it deprived me of my only relation.

The faint, yet not impossible, belief has often crossed my mind that your father knows more about my birth and situation than he’s willing to share; it seems unlikely I would be left in Edinburgh at six years old, with no other recommendation than the regular payment of my board to old M—, [Probably Mathieson, the predecessor of Dr. Adams, to whose memory the author and his contemporaries owe a deep debt of gratitude.] of the High School. Before that time, as I’ve often told you, I can only remember the endless indulgence from my mother and my own tyrannical whims. I still recall how bitterly she sighed and how vainly she tried to calm me while I, in a display of complete control, screamed like ten bull-calves for something that was impossible to get. She is gone, that kind, unappreciated mother! I remember the long faces—the dimly lit rooms—the black decorations—the mysterious impression the hearse and mourning coaches left on my mind, and how hard it was for me to reconcile all this with my mother’s disappearance. I don’t think I had ever formed any idea of death before this event, or that I had even heard of that final end to all living things. The first encounter I had with it took away my only family.

A clergyman of venerable appearance, our only visitor, was my guide and companion in a journey of considerable length; and in the charge of another elderly man, substituted in his place, I know not how or why, I completed my journey to Scotland—and this is all I recollect.

A distinguished-looking clergyman, the only visitor I had, was my guide and companion on a long journey; and under the care of another older man, who took his place for some unknown reason, I finished my journey to Scotland—and that’s all I remember.

I repeat the little history now, as I have a hundred times before, merely because I would wring some sense out of it. Turn, then, thy sharp, wire-drawing, lawyer-like ingenuity to the same task—make up my history as though thou wert shaping the blundering allegations of some blue-bonneted, hard-headed client, into a condescendence of facts and circumstances, and thou shalt be, not my Apollo—QUID TIBI CUM LYRA?—but my Lord Stair, [Celebrated as a Scottish lawyer.] Meanwhile, I have written myself out of my melancholy and blue devils, merely by prosing about them; so I will now converse half an hour with Roan Robin in his stall—the rascal knows me already, and snickers whenever I cross the threshold of the stable.

I’m telling this little story again, just like I have a hundred times before, only because I want to find some meaning in it. So, use your sharp, legal-like cleverness for the same purpose—shape my story like you'd turn the clumsy claims of some stubborn client into a coherent set of facts and details, and you’ll be not my muse—QUID TIBI CUM LYRA?—but my Lord Stair. Meanwhile, I’ve written away my sadness and the blues just by talking about them, so I’ll now spend half an hour chatting with Roan Robin in his stall—the rascal already knows me and snickers every time I step into the stable.

The black which you bestrode yesterday morning promises to be an admirable roadster, and ambled as easily with Sam and the portmanteau, as with you and your load of law-learning. Sam promises to be steady, and has hitherto been so. No long trial, you will say. He lays the blame of former inaccuracies on evil company—the people who were at the livery-stable were too seductive, I suppose—he denies he ever did the horse injustice—would rather have wanted his own dinner, he says. In this I believe him, as Roan Robin’s ribs and coat show no marks of contradiction. However, as he will meet with no saints in the inns we frequent, and as oats are sometimes as speedily converted into ale as John Barleycorn himself, I shall keep a look-out after Master Sam. Stupid fellow! had he not abused my good nature, I might have chatted to him to keep my tongue in exercise; whereas now I must keep him at a distance.

The black horse you rode yesterday morning is shaping up to be a great roadster, and it carried Sam and the suitcase as smoothly as it did with you and your load of legal books. Sam seems to be reliable and has been so far. You might say it's not been a long test yet. He blames past mistakes on bad company—the people at the livery stable were probably too tempting, I guess—he insists he never treated the horse poorly—he'd rather go without his own dinner, he claims. I believe him on this, as Roan Robin’s ribs and coat show no signs of neglect. However, since he won't encounter any saints in the inns we visit, and since oats can sometimes be quickly turned into ale just like John Barleycorn, I’ll keep an eye on Master Sam. What a fool! If he hadn’t taken advantage of my kindness, I might have chatted with him to keep my tongue busy; now I have to keep my distance.

Do you remember what Mr. Fairford said to me on this subject—it did not become my father’s son to speak in that manner to Sam’s father’s son? I asked you what your father could possibly know of mine; and you answered, ‘As much, you supposed, as he knew of Sam’s—it was a proverbial expression.’ This did not quite satisfy me; though I am sure I cannot tell why it should not. But I am returning to a fruitless and exhausted subject. Do not be afraid that I shall come back on this well-trodden yet pathless field of conjecture. I know nothing so useless, so utterly feeble and contemptible, as the groaning forth one’s lamentations into the ears of our friends.

Do you remember what Mr. Fairford said to me about this? He mentioned that it wasn't appropriate for my father's son to talk like that to Sam's father's son. I asked you what your father could possibly know about mine, and you replied, "As much as you think he knows about Sam's—it’s just a saying." That didn't fully satisfy me, although I can't quite say why it shouldn't. But I'm going back to a pointless and worn-out topic. Don't worry; I won't revisit this well-worn yet directionless area of speculation. I find nothing more useless, feeble, and pathetic than airing one's grievances to our friends.

I would fain promise you that my letters shall be as entertaining as I am determined they shall be regular and well filled. We have an advantage over the dear friends of old, every pair of them. Neither David and Jonathan, nor Orestes and Pylades, nor Damon and Pythias—although, in the latter case particularly, a letter by post would have been very acceptable—ever corresponded together; for they probably could not write, and certainly had neither post nor franks to speed their effusions to each other; whereas yours, which you had from the old peer, being handled gently, and opened with precaution, may be returned to me again, and serve to make us free of his Majesty’s post office, during the whole time of my proposed tour. [It is well known and remembered, that when Members of Parliament enjoyed the unlimited privilege of franking by the mere writing the name on the cover, it was extended to the most extraordinary occasions. One noble lord, to express his regard for a particular regiment, franked a letter for every rank and file. It was customary also to save the covers and return them, in order that the correspondence might be carried on as long as the envelopes could hold together.] Mercy upon us, Alan! what letters I shall have to send to you, with an account of all that I can collect, of pleasant or rare, in this wild-goose jaunt of mine! All I stipulate is that you do not communicate them to the SCOTS MAGAZINE; for though you used, in a left-handed way, to compliment me on my attainments in the lighter branches of literature, at the expense of my deficiency in the weightier matters of the law, I am not yet audacious enough to enter the portal which the learned Ruddiman so kindly opened for the acolytes of the Muses.—VALE SIS MEMOR MEI. D. L.

I’d like to promise you that my letters will be just as entertaining as I plan for them to be regular and packed with content. We have an advantage over our dear friends from the past. Neither David and Jonathan, nor Orestes and Pylades, nor Damon and Pythias—though especially in the latter case, a letter sent by mail would have been very welcome—ever corresponded; probably because they couldn't write, and definitely because they had no mail service or free postage to send their messages. However, your letter from the old peer, when handled carefully and opened with caution, can be sent back to me and will allow us access to his Majesty’s post office for the entire duration of my planned journey. [It is well known and remembered that when Members of Parliament enjoyed the unlimited privilege of franking by simply writing their name on the cover, it was used in some astonishing ways. One noble lord, to show his appreciation for a specific regiment, franked a letter for every single member. It was also common to save the covers and return them so that the correspondence could continue as long as the envelopes held up.] Goodness, Alan! Just think of the letters I’ll have to send you, sharing everything I can gather, whether it’s enjoyable or unusual, on this wild adventure of mine! The only thing I ask is that you don’t share them with the SCOTS MAGAZINE; because although you used to jokingly compliment me on my skills in lighter literature, while pointing out my shortcomings in the more serious aspects of law, I’m not bold enough to step through the door that the learned Ruddiman so kindly opened for aspiring poets.—FAREWELL, SIR, REMEMBER ME. D. L.

PS. Direct to the Post Office here. I shall leave orders to forward your letters wherever I may travel.

PS. Direct to the Post Office here. I'll leave instructions to forward your letters wherever I go.





LETTER II

ALAN FAIRFORD TO DARSIE LATIMER

NEGATUR, my dear Darsie—you have logic and law enough to understand the word of denial. I deny your conclusion. The premises I admit, namely, that when I mounted on that infernal hack, I might utter what seemed a sigh, although I deemed it lost amid the puffs and groans of the broken-winded brute, matchless in the complication of her complaints by any save she, the poor man’s mare, renowned in song, that died

NEGATUR, my dear Darsie—you have enough logic and legal knowledge to understand the word "no." I reject your conclusion. I agree with the premises, that when I got on that dreadful horse, I might have let out a sigh, even though I thought it was drowned out by the huffs and groans of the out-of-shape beast, unmatched in her complaints except for her, the poor man’s mare, famous in songs, who died.

  A mile aboon Dundee.

 [Alluding, as all Scotsmen know, to the humorous old song:—

 ‘The auld man’s mare’s dead,
  The puir man’s mare’s dead,
  The auld man’s mare’s dead,
  A mile aboon Dundee.‘]
  A mile above Dundee.

 [Alluding, as all Scotsmen know, to the funny old song:—

 ‘The old man’s horse is dead,
  The poor man’s horse is dead,
  The old man’s horse is dead,
  A mile above Dundee.‘]

But credit me, Darsie, the sigh which escaped me, concerned thee more than myself, and regarded neither the superior mettle of your cavalry, nor your greater command of the means of travelling. I could certainly have cheerfully ridden with you for a few days; and assure yourself I would not have hesitated to tax your better filled purse for our joint expenses. But you know my father considers every moment taken from the law as a step down hill; and I owe much to his anxiety on my account, although its effects are sometimes troublesome. For example:

But trust me, Darsie, the sigh I let out was more about you than about me, and it didn’t have anything to do with the strength of your cavalry or your better travel arrangements. I could have happily ridden with you for a few days, and you can be sure I wouldn’t have hesitated to ask you to cover our shared expenses. But you know my dad thinks that every moment I spend away from the law is a step backward, and I owe a lot to his concerns for me, even if they can be a bit annoying at times. For example:

I found, on my arrival at the shop in Brown’s Square, that the old gentleman had returned that very evening, impatient, it seems, of remaining a night out of the guardianship of the domestic Lares. Having this information from James, whose brow wore rather an anxious look on the occasion, I dispatched a Highland chairman to the livery stable with my Bucephalus, and slunk, with as little noise as might be, into my own den, where I began to mumble certain half-gnawed and not half-digested doctrines of our municipal code. I was not long seated, when my father’s visage was thrust, in a peering sort of way, through the half-opened door; and withdrawn, on seeing my occupation, with a half-articulated HUMPH! which seemed to convey a doubt of the seriousness of my application. If it were so, I cannot condemn him; for recollection of thee occupied me so entirely during an hour’s reading, that although Stair lay before me, and notwithstanding that I turned over three or four pages, the sense of his lordship’s clear and perspicuous style so far escaped me, that I had the mortification to find my labour was utterly in vain.

I found, when I arrived at the shop in Brown’s Square, that the old gentleman had come back that very evening, apparently impatient about spending a night away from his familiar surroundings. Getting this update from James, who looked rather worried at the time, I sent a Highland chair to the livery stable with my horse, Bucephalus, and quietly snuck into my own space, where I started to mumble over some half-formed and not fully understood ideas from our city laws. I hadn’t been sitting long when my father’s face peeked in through the half-open door in a curious way; he pulled back upon noticing what I was doing, letting out a half-formed HUMPH! that seemed to express doubt about how serious I was. If that was the case, I can't blame him; because I was so completely absorbed in thoughts of you during an hour of reading that even though Stair was right in front of me, and despite flipping through three or four pages, the clarity of his lordship’s style completely eluded me, leaving me with the disappointment of realizing my efforts were totally pointless.

Ere I had brought up my lee-way, James appeared with his summons to our frugal supper—radishes, cheese, and a bottle of the old ale-only two plates though—and no chair set for Mr. Darsie, by the attentive James Wilkinson. Said James, with his long face, lank hair, and very long pig-tail in its leathern strap, was placed, as usual, at the back of my father’s chair, upright as a wooden sentinel at the door of a puppet-show. ‘You may go down, James,’ said my father; and exit Wilkinson.—What is to come next? thought I; for the weather is not clear on the paternal brow.

Before I could catch up with my progress, James showed up with the call for our simple dinner—radishes, cheese, and a bottle of the old ale—but only two plates were brought—and no chair for Mr. Darsie, as James Wilkinson was attentive as ever. James, with his long face, thin hair, and a very long pig-tail held by a leather strap, stood, as usual, behind my father's chair, looking like a wooden sentinel at the entrance to a puppet show. "You can go now, James," my father said; and out went Wilkinson. What’s going to happen next? I wondered, because the expression on my father's face wasn’t good.

My boots encountered his first glance of displeasure, and he asked me, with a sneer, which way I had been riding. He expected me to answer, ‘Nowhere,’ and would then have been at me with his usual sarcasm, touching the humour of walking in shoes at twenty shillings a pair. But I answered with composure, that I had ridden out to dinner as far as Noble House. He started (you know his way) as if I had said that I had dined at Jericho; and as I did not choose to seem to observe his surprise, but continued munching my radishes in tranquillity, he broke forth in ire.

My boots caught his first look of annoyance, and he asked me, with a smirk, which way I had been riding. He expected me to say, ‘Nowhere,’ and then he would have hit me with his usual sarcasm about the ridiculousness of wearing shoes that cost twenty shillings a pair. But I calmly replied that I had ridden out to dinner as far as Noble House. He reacted (you know how he is) as if I had said I dined at Jericho; and since I didn’t want to acknowledge his surprise and kept munching on my radishes calmly, he erupted in anger.

‘To Noble House, sir! and what had you to do at Noble House, sir? Do you remember you are studying law, sir?—that your Scots law trials are coming on, sir?—that every moment of your time just now is worth hours at another time?—and have you leisure to go to Noble House, sir?—and to throw your books behind you for so many hours?—Had it been a turn in the meadows, or even a game at golf—but Noble House, sir!’

‘To Noble House, sir! And what were you doing at Noble House, sir? Do you remember you're studying law, sir?—that your Scottish law exams are coming up, sir?—that every moment of your time right now is worth hours at another time?—and do you have the time to go to Noble House, sir?—and to put your books aside for so many hours?—If it had been a walk in the meadows, or even a game of golf—but Noble House, sir!’

‘I went so far with Darsie Latimer, sir, to see him begin his journey.’

‘I went as far as Darsie Latimer, sir, to see him start his journey.’

‘Darsie Latimer?’ he replied in a softened tone—‘Humph!—Well, I do not blame you for being kind to Darsie Latimer; but it would have done as much good if you had walked with him as far as the toll-bar, and then made your farewells—it would have saved horse-hire—and your reckoning, too, at dinner.’

‘Darsie Latimer?’ he replied softly—‘Hmm! Well, I can't blame you for being nice to Darsie Latimer; but it would have been just as good if you had walked with him to the toll-bar and then said your goodbyes—it would have saved you the cost of a horse and your dinner bill, too.’

‘Latimer paid that, sir,’ I replied, thinking to soften the matter; but I had much better have left it unspoken.

‘Latimer paid that, sir,’ I replied, trying to ease the situation; but I would have been better off keeping it to myself.

‘The reckoning, sir!’ replied my father. ‘And did you sponge upon any man for a reckoning? Sir, no man should enter the door of a public-house without paying his lawing.’

‘The bill, sir!’ replied my father. ‘And did you ask anyone to cover the bill? Sir, no one should walk into a pub without paying their tab.’

‘I admit the general rule, sir,’ I replied; ‘but this was a parting-cup between Darsie and me; and I should conceive it fell under the exception of DOCH AN DORROCH.’

‘I acknowledge the general rule, sir,’ I replied; ‘but this was a farewell drink between Darsie and me; and I believe it falls under the exception of DOCH AN DORROCH.’

‘You think yourself a wit,’ said my father, with as near an approach to a smile as ever he permits to gild the solemnity of his features; ‘but I reckon you did not eat your dinner standing, like the Jews at their Passover? and it was decided in a case before the town-bailies of Cupar-Angus, when Luckie Simpson’s cow had drunk up Luckie Jamieson’s browst of ale while it stood in the door to cool, that there was no damage to pay, because the crummie drank without sitting down; such being the very circumstance constituting DOCH AN DORROCH, which is a standing drink, for which no reckoning is paid. Ha, sir! what says your advocateship (FIERI) to that? EXEPTIO FIRMAT REGULAM—But come, fill your glass, Alan; I am not sorry ye have shown this attention to Darsie Latimer, who is a good lad, as times go; and having now lived under my roof since he left the school, why, there is really no great matter in coming under this small obligation to him.’

"You think you're clever," my father said, managing the closest thing to a smile he ever allows himself that softens his serious expression. "But I guess you didn't eat your dinner standing up like the Jews do during Passover? Remember that case before the town bailies of Cupar-Angus, when Luckie Simpson's cow drank Luckie Jamieson's batch of ale while it cooled in the doorway? They decided there was no damage to pay because the cow drank while standing, which is exactly what constitutes DOCH AN DORROCH, a standing drink for which no payment is necessary. Ha, my friend! What do you think of that? EXCEPTIO FIRMAT REGULAM—But come, refill your glass, Alan; I'm actually glad you've paid this attention to Darsie Latimer, who is a good kid, considering today's standards; and since he's been living under my roof since he left school, there's really no big deal about doing this small favor for him."

As I saw my father’s scruples were much softened by the consciousness of his superiority in the legal argument, I took care to accept my pardon as a matter of grace, rather than of justice; and only replied, we should feel ourselves duller of an evening, now that you were absent. I will give you my father’s exact words in reply, Darsie. You know him so well, that they will not offend you; and you are also aware, that there mingles with the good man’s preciseness and formality, a fund of shrewd observation and practical good sense.

As I noticed my father’s reservations were eased by his awareness of winning the legal argument, I made sure to accept my forgiveness as a matter of kindness, not justice; and I simply replied that we would feel a bit duller in the evenings now that he was gone. I’ll share my father’s exact words in response, Darsie. You know him well enough that they won’t upset you; and you also recognize that alongside the good man’s precision and formality, there’s a wealth of sharp insight and practical wisdom.

‘It is very true,’ he said; ‘Darsie was a pleasant companion-but over waggish, over waggish, Alan, and somewhat scatter-brained.—By the way, Wilkinson must get our ale bottled in English pints now, for a quart bottle is too much, night after night, for you and me, without his assistance.—But Darsie, as I was saying, is an arch lad, and somewhat light in the upper story—I wish him well through the world; but he has little solidity, Alan, little solidity.’

"It’s absolutely true," he said; "Darsie was a fun companion—but a bit too playful, way too playful, Alan, and kind of scatterbrained. By the way, Wilkinson needs to start bottling our ale in English pints now, because a quart bottle is too much for you and me night after night, without his help. But Darsie, as I was saying, is a clever guy, and a bit light-headed—I wish him well in life; but he doesn’t have much substance, Alan, not much substance at all."

I scorn to desert an absent friend, Darsie, so I said for you a little more than my conscience warranted: but your defection from your legal studies had driven you far to leeward in my father’s good opinion.

I refuse to abandon a friend who's not here, Darsie, so I said a little more than I should have: but your dropout from your legal studies has really hurt my father's opinion of you.

‘Unstable as water, he shall not excel,’ said my father; ‘or, as the Septuagint hath it, EFUSA EST SICUT AQUA—NON CRESCAT. He goeth to dancing-houses, and readeth novels—SAT EST.’

‘Unstable as water, he shall not excel,’ my father said; ‘or, as the Septuagint has it, EFUSA EST SICUT AQUA—NON CRESCAT. He goes to clubs and reads novels—SAT EST.’

I endeavoured to parry these texts by observing, that the dancing-houses amounted only to one night at La Pique’s ball—the novels (so far as matter of notoriety, Darsie) to an odd volume of TOM JONES.

I tried to counter these texts by pointing out that the dance halls only represented one night at La Pique's ball—the novels (as far as fame goes, Darsie) to a random volume of TOM JONES.

‘But he danced from night to morning,’ replied my father, ‘and he read the idle trash, which the author should have been scourged for, at least twenty times over. It was never out of his hand.’

‘But he danced from night to morning,’ my father replied, ‘and he read that pointless nonsense, which the author should have been punished for, at least twenty times. It was never out of his hands.’

I then hinted, that in all probability your fortune was now so easy as to dispense with your prosecuting the law any further than you had done; and therefore you might think you had some title to amuse yourself. This was the least palatable argument of all.

I then suggested that it was likely your fortune was now easy enough for you to avoid pursuing the law any more than you already had; so you might feel entitled to enjoy yourself. This was the least appealing argument of all.

‘If he cannot amuse himself with the law,’ said my father, snappishly ‘it is the worse for him. If he needs not law to teach him to make a fortune, I am sure he needs it to teach him how to keep one; and it would better become him to be learning this, than to be scouring the country like a land-louper, going he knows not where, to see he knows not what, and giving treats at Noble House to fools like himself’ (an angry glance at poor me), ‘Noble House, indeed!’ he repeated, with elevated voice and sneering tone, as if there were something offensive to him in the name, though I will venture to say that any place in which you had been extravagant enough to spend five shillings, would have stood as deep in his reprobation.

‘If he can't entertain himself with the law,’ my father snapped, ‘then that's his problem. If he doesn’t need the law to learn how to make a fortune, I’m sure he needs it to learn how to keep one; and it would be better for him to focus on that than to be wandering around like a beggar, going who knows where, to see who knows what, and treating people at Noble House like other fools’ (he cast an angry glance at me), ‘Noble House, indeed!’ he said again, raising his voice and with a mocking tone, as if the name itself offended him, even though I’d bet that any place where he thought you had been wasteful enough to spend five shillings would be equally despised by him.

Mindful of your idea, that my father knows more of your real situation than he thinks proper to mention, I thought I would hazard a fishing observation. ‘I did not see,’ I said, ‘how the Scottish law would be useful to a young gentleman whose fortune would seem to be vested in England.’—I really thought my father would have beat me.

Mindful of your idea that my father knows more about your actual situation than he cares to mention, I thought I would take a guess. ‘I didn’t understand,’ I said, ‘how Scottish law would be helpful to a young man whose fortune seems to be tied up in England.’—I honestly thought my father would have hit me.

‘D’ye mean to come round me, sir, PER AMBAGES, as Counsellor Pest says? What is it to you where Darsie Latimer’s fortune is vested, or whether he hath any fortune, aye or no? And what ill would the Scottish law do to him, though he had as much of it as either Stair or Bankton, sir? Is not the foundation of our municipal law the ancient code of the Roman Empire, devised at a time when it was so much renowned for its civil polity, sir, and wisdom? Go to your bed, sir, after your expedition to Noble House, and see that your lamp be burning and your book before you ere the sun peeps. ARS LONGA, VITA BREVIS—were it not a sin to call the divine science of the law by the inferior name of art.’

“Are you trying to go around me, sir, indirectly, like Counselor Pest says? What does it matter to you where Darsie Latimer’s fortune is invested, or whether he has any fortune at all? And what harm would Scottish law do to him, even if he had as much as either Stair or Bankton, sir? Isn’t the foundation of our local law the ancient code of the Roman Empire, created at a time when it was well-known for its civil governance and wisdom? Go to bed, sir, after your visit to Noble House, and make sure your lamp is on and your book is in front of you before the sun rises. ARS LONGA, VITA BREVIS—wouldn’t it be a shame to refer to the divine science of law as just an art?”

So my lamp did burn, dear Darsie, the next morning, though the owner took the risk of a domiciliary visitation, and lay snug in bed, trusting its glimmer might, without further inquiry, be received as sufficient evidence of his vigilance. And now, upon this the third morning after your departure, things are but little better; for though the lamp burns in my den, and VOET ON THE PANDECTS hath his wisdom spread open before me, yet as I only use him as a reading-desk on which to scribble this sheet of nonsense to Darsie Latimer, it is probable the vicinity will be of little furtherance to my studies.

So my lamp did burn, dear Darsie, the next morning, even though the owner risked a visit from the authorities and stayed cozy in bed, trusting that its glow might be seen as enough proof of his alertness. And now, on this third morning after you left, things are still not much better; for although the lamp is lit in my study and VOET ON THE PANDECTS has its wisdom laid open in front of me, I’m only using it as a desk to jot down this nonsense for Darsie Latimer, so it’s likely that being nearby will do little to help my studies.

And now, methinks, I hear thee call me an affected hypocritical varlet, who, living under such a system of distrust and restraint as my father chooses to govern by, nevertheless pretends not to envy you your freedom and independence.

And now, I think I hear you calling me a phony hypocrite, who, living under the kind of distrust and control that my father insists on using to govern, still pretends not to envy your freedom and independence.

Latimer, I will tell you no lies. I wish my father would allow me a little more exercise of my free will, were it but that I might feel the pleasure of doing what would please him of my own accord. A little more spare time, and a little more money to enjoy it, would, besides, neither misbecome my age nor my condition; and it is, I own, provoking to see so many in the same situation winging the air at freedom, while I sit here, caged up like a cobbler’s linnet, to chant the same unvaried lesson from sunrise to sunset, not to mention the listening to so many lectures against idleness, as if I enjoyed or was making use of the means of amusement! But then I cannot at heart blame either the motive or the object of this severity. For the motive, it is and can only be my father’s anxious, devoted, and unremitting affection and zeal for my improvement, with a laudable sense of the honour of the profession to which he has trained me.

Latimer, I won’t sugarcoat it. I wish my dad would let me have a bit more freedom, just so I could experience the joy of doing things that would make him happy on my own. A bit more free time and some extra money to enjoy it wouldn't be inappropriate for my age or my situation; it’s honestly frustrating to watch so many people in the same position having fun while I sit here, locked up like a cobbler’s canary, repeating the same boring lesson from dawn to dusk—not to mention sitting through countless lectures on the dangers of idleness as if I were actually enjoying myself! But I can’t really blame either the reason or the goal behind this strictness. The reason is purely my father’s deep, caring, and relentless desire for my growth, along with his strong sense of pride in the profession he’s preparing me for.

As we have no near relations, the tie betwixt us is of even unusual closeness, though in itself one of the strongest which nature can form. I am, and have all along been, the exclusive object of my father’s anxious hopes, and his still more anxious and engrossing fears; so what title have I to complain, although now and then these fears and hopes lead him to take a troublesome and incessant charge of all my motions? Besides, I ought to recollect, and, Darsie, I do recollect, that my father upon various occasions, has shown that he can be indulgent as well as strict. The leaving his old apartments in the Luckenbooths was to him like divorcing the soul from the body; yet Dr. R—— did but hint that the better air of this new district was more favourable to my health, as I was then suffering under the penalties of too rapid a growth, when he exchanged his old and beloved quarters, adjacent to the very Heart of Midlothian, for one of those new tenements (entire within themselves) which modern taste has so lately introduced. Instance also the inestimable favour which he conferred on me by receiving you into his house, when you had only the unpleasant alternative of remaining, though a grown-up lad, in the society of mere boys. [The diminutive and obscure place called Brown’s Square, was hailed about the time of its erection as an extremely elegant improvement upon the style of designing and erecting Edinburgh residences. Each house was, in the phrase used by appraisers, ‘finished within itself,’ or, in the still newer phraseology, ‘self-contained.’ It was built about the year 1763-4; and the old part of the city being near and accessible, this square soon received many inhabitants, who ventured to remove to so moderate a distance from the High Street.] This was a thing so contrary to all my father’s ideas of seclusion, of economy, and of the safety to my morals and industry, which he wished to attain, by preserving me from the society of other young people, that, upon my word, I am always rather astonished how I should have had the impudence to make the request, than that he should have complied with it.

Since we have no close relatives, our bond is quite unique, even though it’s one of the strongest connections nature can create. I am, and have always been, the sole focus of my father’s worries and hopes, so who am I to complain, even if sometimes these worries and hopes make him overbearing about my every move? Besides, I should remember, and I do, that my father has shown on various occasions that he can be both lenient and strict. Leaving his old rooms in the Luckenbooths felt to him like separating the soul from the body; yet, when Dr. R—— suggested that the fresher air in this new area would be better for my health—since I was then dealing with the consequences of growing too quickly—he gave up his old and cherished spot close to the very Heart of Midlothian for one of those new apartments (fully self-contained) that modern design has recently introduced. Also, consider the invaluable favor he did for me by welcoming you into his home when you had the unappealing choice of staying, even as a grown man, among just boys. [The small and obscure place known as Brown’s Square was regarded as a very stylish improvement in the design and construction of residences in Edinburgh when it was built. Each house was, as appraisers put it, ‘finished within itself,’ or, in even newer terms, ‘self-contained.’ It was constructed around the year 1763-4, and with the old part of the city nearby and accessible, this square quickly attracted many residents who dared to move a modest distance away from the High Street.] This was something so contrary to all my father’s ideas of privacy, frugality, and the safety of my morals and work ethic, which he aimed to achieve by keeping me away from the company of other young people, that I honestly marvel at how I had the audacity to make the request, rather than being surprised that he agreed to it.

Then for the object of his solicitude—Do not laugh, or hold up your hands, my good Darsie; but upon my word I like the profession to which I am in the course of being educated, and am serious in prosecuting the preliminary studies. The law is my vocation—in an especial, and, I may say, in an hereditary way, my vocation; for although I have not the honour to belong to any of the great families who form in Scotland, as in France, the noblesse of the robe, and with us, at least, carry their heads as high, or rather higher, than the noblesse of the sword,—for the former consist more frequently of the ‘first-born of Egypt,’—yet my grandfather, who, I dare say, was a most excellent person, had the honour to sign a bitter protest against the Union, in the respectable character of town-clerk to the ancient Borough of Birlthegroat; and there is some reason—shall I say to hope, or to suspect?—that he may have been a natural son of a first cousin of the then Fairford of that Ilk, who had been long numbered among the minor barons. Now my father mounted a step higher on the ladder of legal promotion, being, as you know as well as I do, an eminent and respected Writer to his Majesty’s Signet; and I myself am destined to mount a round higher still, and wear the honoured robe which is sometimes supposed, like Charity, to cover a multitude of sins. I have, therefore, no choice but to climb upwards; since we have mounted thus high, or else to fall down at the imminent risk of my neck. So that I reconcile myself to my destiny; and while you, are looking from mountain peaks, at distant lakes and firths, I am, DE APICIBUS JURIS, consoling myself with visions of crimson and scarlet gowns—with the appendages of handsome cowls, well lined with salary.

Then about the thing that's on my mind—Don't laugh or raise your hands, my dear Darsie; but honestly, I really like the career I'm training for, and I'm serious about my preliminary studies. The law is my calling—in a special way, and I can say, in a hereditary way; because even though I don’t have the honor of being part of the great families in Scotland, like in France, who are the nobility of the robe and carry themselves with just as much pride, or even more than the nobility of the sword—since the former often include the 'first-born of Egypt'—my grandfather, who I’m sure was a very good person, had the honor of signing a strong protest against the Union in his respectable role as town-clerk for the ancient Borough of Birlthegroat; and there’s some reason—should I say hope, or suspicion?—that he might have been the illegitimate son of a first cousin of the then Fairford of that Ilk, who had long been considered among the minor barons. My father moved a step higher up the ladder of legal success, being, as you know just as well as I do, an eminent and respected Writer to His Majesty’s Signet; and I'm destined to climb a rung higher still, and wear the honored robe that’s sometimes thought, like Charity, to cover a multitude of sins. So I have no choice but to keep climbing; since I’ve come this far, or risk falling and possibly breaking my neck. That’s how I’ve made peace with my fate; and while you are staring from mountain peaks at distant lakes and firths, I am, DE APICIBUS JURIS, comforting myself with visions of crimson and scarlet robes—along with the perks of a nice salary.

You smile, Darsie, MORE TUO, and seem to say it is little worth while to cozen one’s self with such vulgar dreams; yours being, on the contrary, of a high and heroic character, bearing the same resemblance to mine, that a bench, covered with purple cloth and plentifully loaded with session papers, does to some Gothic throne, rough with barbaric pearl and gold. But what would you have?—SUA QUEMQUE TRAHIT VOLUPTAS. And my visions of preferment, though they may be as unsubstantial at present, are nevertheless more capable of being realized, than your aspirations after the Lord knows what. What says my father’s proverb? ‘Look to a gown of gold, and you will at least get a sleeve of it.’ Such is my pursuit; but what dost thou look to? The chance that the mystery, as you call it, which at present overclouds your birth and connexions, will clear up into something inexpressibly and inconceivably brilliant; and this without any effort or exertion of your own, but purely by the goodwill of Fortune. I know the pride and naughtiness of thy heart, and sincerely do I wish that thou hadst more beatings to thank me for, than those which thou dost acknowledge so gratefully. Then had I thumped these Quixotical expectations out of thee, and thou hadst not, as now, conceived thyself to be the hero of some romantic history, and converted, in thy vain imaginations, honest Griffiths, citizen and broker, who never bestows more than the needful upon his quarterly epistles, into some wise Alexander or sage Alquife, the mystical and magical protector of thy peerless destiny. But I know not how it was, thy skull got harder, I think, and my knuckles became softer; not to mention that at length thou didst begin to show about thee a spark of something dangerous, which I was bound to respect at least, if I did not fear it.

You smile, Darsie, MORE TUO, and seem to suggest it’s not worth fooling yourself with such basic dreams; yours, on the other hand, are noble and heroic, much like comparing a bench covered in purple fabric piled high with papers to some Gothic throne adorned with barbaric pearls and gold. But what can you expect?—SUA QUEMQUE TRAHIT VOLUPTAS. My dreams of advancement, although they feel insubstantial right now, are still more likely to come true than your aspirations for who knows what. What does my father say? ‘Aim for a gold gown, and you’ll at least get a sleeve of it.’ That’s my goal; but what are you aiming for? The chance that the mystery, as you put it, that currently clouds your lineage and connections will transform into something incredibly brilliant; and this will happen without any effort on your part, purely through Fortune's goodwill. I know the pride and stubbornness in your heart, and I genuinely wish you had more beatings to thank me for than just those you acknowledge so gratefully. Then I could have beaten those foolish expectations out of you, and you wouldn’t now think of yourself as the hero of some romantic tale, imagining that honest Griffiths, a citizen and broker who only gives what’s necessary for his quarterly letters, is some wise Alexander or mystical sage Alquife, the magical protector of your unique destiny. But I don’t know how it happened; your head got harder, I suppose, and my knuckles grew softer; plus, at some point, you began to show a hint of something dangerous, which I had to at least respect, if not fear.

And while I speak of this, it is not much amiss to advise thee to correct a little this cock-a-hoop courage of thine. I fear much that, like a hot-mettled horse, it will carry the owner into some scrape, out of which he will find it difficult to extricate himself, especially if the daring spirit which bore thee thither should chance to fail thee at a pinch. Remember, Darsie, thou art not naturally courageous; on the contrary, we have long since agreed that, quiet as I am, I have the advantage in this important particular. My courage consists, I think, in strength of nerves and constitutional indifference to danger; which, though it never pushes me on adventure, secures me in full use of my recollection, and tolerably complete self-possession, when danger actually arrives. Now, thine seems more what may be called intellectual courage; highness of spirit, and desire of distinction; impulses which render thee alive to the love of fame, and deaf to the apprehension of danger, until it forces itself suddenly upon thee. I own that, whether it is from my having caught my father’s apprehensions, or that I have reason to entertain doubts of my own, I often think that this wildfire chase of romantic situation and adventure may lead thee into some mischief; and then what would become of Alan Fairford? They might make whom they pleased Lord Advocate or Solicitor-General, I should never have the heart to strive for it. All my exertions are intended to Vindicate myself one day in your eyes; and I think I should not care a farthing for the embroidered silk gown, more than for an old woman’s apron, unless I had hopes that thou shouldst be walking the boards to admire, and perhaps to envy me.

And while I'm talking about this, it's worth mentioning that you should tone down that over-the-top confidence of yours. I'm really worried that, like a hot-headed horse, it might land you in a tough spot that you'll struggle to get out of, especially if that bold spirit that got you there suddenly lets you down when it counts. Remember, Darsie, you're not naturally brave; in fact, we've already agreed that, despite my calm demeanor, I have the upper hand in this area. My courage comes from having strong nerves and a natural indifference to danger, which, while it doesn't drive me into adventures, allows me to think clearly and stay composed when real danger shows up. Yours, on the other hand, seems more like intellectual courage; a high spirit and a desire for recognition that make you eager for fame, oblivious to danger until it hits you unexpectedly. I admit that, whether it's because I’ve inherited my father's fears or I have my own doubts, I often think that this reckless pursuit of romantic situations and adventures could get you into trouble; and then what would happen to Alan Fairford? They could make anyone they wanted the Lord Advocate or Solicitor-General, but I wouldn’t have the heart to go for it. All my efforts are aimed at proving myself to you one day, and I honestly wouldn't care about the fancy silk gown any more than I would about an old woman's apron, unless I hoped that you'd be there on stage to admire and maybe even envy me.

That this may be the case, I prithee—beware! See not a Dulcinea, in every slipshod girl, who, with blue eyes, fair hair, a tattered plaid, and a willow-wand in her grip, drives out the village cows to the loaning. Do not think you will meet a gallant Valentine in every English rider, or an Orson in every Highland drover. View things as they are, and not as they may be magnified through thy teeming fancy. I have seen thee look at an old gravel pit, till thou madest out capes, and bays, and inlets, crags and precipices, and the whole stupendous scenery of the Isle of Feroe, in what was, to all ordinary eyes, a mere horse-pond. Besides, did I not once find thee gazing with respect at a lizard, in the attitude of one who looks upon a crocodile? Now this is, doubtless, so far a harmless exercise of your imagination; for the puddle cannot drown you, nor the Lilliputian alligator eat you up. But it is different in society, where you cannot mistake the character of those you converse with, or suffer your fancy to exaggerate their qualities, good or bad, without exposing yourself not only to ridicule, but to great and serious inconveniences. Keep guard, therefore, on your imagination, my dear Darsie; and let your old friend assure you, it is the point of your character most pregnant with peril to its good and generous owner. Adieu! let not the franks of the worthy peer remain unemployed; above all, SIS MEMOR MEI. A. F.

That this might be true, I urge you—be careful! Don’t see a Dulcinea in every scruffy girl who, with blue eyes, fair hair, a torn plaid, and a willow stick in her hand, drives the village cows out to the pasture. Don’t think you’ll find a noble Valentine in every English rider, or an Orson in every Highland drover. Look at things as they really are, not as they may be exaggerated by your vivid imagination. I’ve seen you stare at an old gravel pit until you conjured up capes, bays, inlets, crags, and cliffs, creating the entire magnificent landscape of the Isle of Feroe, in what was just a horse pond to everyone else. Besides, didn’t I once catch you gazing at a lizard like you were staring at a crocodile? Now this is, of course, just a harmless exercise of your imagination; after all, the puddle can't drown you, nor can the tiny alligator eat you. But it’s different in society, where you can’t misjudge the character of those you’re talking to, or let your imagination inflate their qualities, good or bad, without putting yourself at risk of ridicule and serious trouble. So keep a check on your imagination, my dear Darsie; and let me remind you that this is the part of your character most full of danger for its kind and generous owner. Goodbye! Don’t let the favors of the worthy peer go to waste; above all, SIS MEMOR MEI. A. F.





LETTER III

DARSIE LATIMER TO ALAN FAIRFORD

SHEPHERD’S BUSH.

Shepherd's Bush.

I have received thine absurd and most conceited epistle. It is well for thee that, Lovelace and Belford-like, we came under a convention to pardon every species of liberty which we may take with each other; since, upon my word, there are some reflections in your last which would otherwise have obliged me to return forthwith to Edinburgh, merely to show you I was not what you took me for.

I’ve received your ridiculous and incredibly arrogant letter. It’s a good thing that, like Lovelace and Belford, we agreed to forgive each other for any liberties we take; because honestly, there are some comments in your last message that would have forced me to head back to Edinburgh right away just to prove to you that I’m not what you think I am.

Why, what a pair of prigs hast thou made of us! I plunging into scrapes, without having courage to get out of them—thy sagacious self, afraid to put one foot before the other, lest it should run away from its companion; and so standing still like a post, out of mere faintness and coldness of heart, while all the world were driving full speed past thee. Thou a portrait-painter! I tell thee, Alan, I have seen a better seated on the fourth round of a ladder, and painting a bare-breeched Highlander, holding a pint-stoup as big as himself, and a booted Lowlander, in a bobwig, supporting a glass of like dimensions; the whole being designed to represent the sign of the Salutation.

Why, what a couple of pretentious fools you've turned us into! I'm getting myself into trouble without the courage to get out, while you, the wise one, are too scared to take a step forward, afraid it might run away from you; so you just stand there like a statue, paralyzed by fear and coldness, while everyone else rushes by. You think you're an artist? I swear, Alan, I've seen better talent on a fourth rung of a ladder, painting a bare-bottomed Highlander holding a pint glass as big as he is, alongside a booted Lowlander in a wig, holding a glass of the same size; the whole thing was meant to be the sign of the Salutation.

How hadst thou the heart to represent thine own individual self, with all thy motions, like those of a great Dutch doll, depending on the pressure of certain springs, as duty, reflection, and the like; without the impulse of which, thou wouldst doubtless have me believe thou wouldst not budge an inch! But have I not seen Gravity out of his bed at midnight? and must I, in plain terms, remind thee of certain mad pranks? Thou hadst ever, with the gravest sentiments in thy mouth and the most starched reserve in thy manner, a kind of lumbering proclivity towards mischief, although with more inclination to set it a-going than address to carry it through; and I cannot but chuckle internally, when I think of having seen my most venerable monitor, the future president of some high Scottish court, puffing, blowing, and floundering, like a clumsy cart-horse in a bog where his efforts to extricate himself only plunged him deeper at every awkward struggle, till some one—I myself, for example—took compassion on the moaning monster, and dragged him out by mane and tail.

How did you have the heart to show your true self, with all your movements, like a big Dutch doll that works only when certain triggers are pulled, like duty, reflection, and the like; without which, you would certainly have me believe you wouldn’t move an inch! But haven’t I seen Gravity out of bed at midnight? And must I, simply put, remind you of certain wild antics? You always had, with the most serious thoughts in your mind and the stiffest demeanor, a clumsy tendency toward mischief, although you were more likely to get it started than to see it through; and I can’t help but laugh to myself when I think of watching my most respected mentor, the future president of some high Scottish court, puffing, blowing, and stumbling like a clumsy cart-horse in a bog where his efforts to get out only got him stuck deeper with every awkward struggle, until someone—I myself, for instance—took pity on the moaning creature and pulled him out by his mane and tail.

As for me, my portrait is, if possible, even more scandalously caricatured, I fail or quail in spirit at the upcome! Where canst thou show me the least symptom of the recreant temper, with which thou hast invested me (as I trust) merely to set off the solid and impassible dignity of thine own stupid indifference? If you ever saw me tremble, be assured that my flesh, like that of the old Spanish general, only quaked at the dangers into which my spirit was about to lead it. Seriously, Alan, this imputed poverty of spirit is a shabby charge to bring against your friend. I have examined myself as closely as I can, being, in very truth, a little hurt at your having such hard thoughts of me, and on my life I can see no reason for them. I allow you have, perhaps, some advantage of me in the steadiness and indifference of your temper; but I should despise myself, if I were conscious of the deficiency in courage which you seem willing enough to impute to me. However, I suppose, this ungracious hint proceeds from sincere anxiety for my safety; and so viewing it, I swallow it as I would do medicine from a friendly doctor, although I believed in my heart he had mistaken my complaint.

As for me, my portrait is, if anything, even more outrageously exaggerated. I feel weak in spirit at the thought of what’s ahead! Where can you show me even the slightest sign of the cowardly attitude you've painted me with (which I hope is just to highlight the solid, unyielding dignity of your own mind-numbing indifference)? If you ever saw me shake, know that my body, like that of the old Spanish general, only trembled at the dangers my spirit was about to face. Seriously, Alan, this alleged lack of spirit is a pretty low accusation to make against your friend. I've examined myself closely, feeling a bit hurt that you think so poorly of me, and honestly, I can't find any reason for your judgments. I admit you might have some edge over me in terms of steadiness and emotional indifference; but I would despise myself if I accepted the lack of courage that you seem eager to attribute to me. Still, I suppose this unkind comment comes from genuine concern for my well-being; so viewing it that way, I take it as I would medicine from a caring doctor, even though I’d have a feeling in my heart that he’s misdiagnosed my issue.

This offensive insinuation disposed of, I thank thee, Alan, for the rest of thy epistle. I thought I heard your good father pronouncing the word Noble House, with a mixture of contempt and displeasure, as if the very name of the poor little hamlet were odious to him, or as if you had selected, out of all Scotland, the very place at which you had no call to dine. But if he had had any particular aversion to that blameless village and very sorry inn, is it not his own fault that I did not accept the invitation of the Laird of Glengallacher, to shoot a buck in what he emphatically calls ‘his country’? Truth is, I had a strong desire to have complied with his lairdship’s invitation. To shoot a buck! Think how magnificent an idea to one who never shot anything but hedge-sparrows, and that with a horse-pistol purchased at a broker’s stand in the Cowgate! You, who stand upon your courage, may remember that I took the risk of firing the said pistol for the first time, while you stood at twenty yards’ distance; and that, when you were persuaded it would go off without bursting, forgetting all law but that of the biggest and strongest, you possessed yourself of it exclusively for the rest of the holidays. Such a day’s sport was no complete introduction to the noble art of deer-stalking, as it is practised in the Highlands; but I should not have scrupled to accept honest Glengallacher’s invitation, at the risk of firing a rifle for the first time, had it not been for the outcry which your father made at my proposal, in the full ardour of his zeal for King George, the Hanover succession, and the Presbyterian faith. I wish I had stood out, since I have gained so little upon his good opinion by submission. All his impressions concerning the Highlanders are taken from the recollections of the Forty-five, when he retreated from the West Port with his brother volunteers, each to the fortalice of his own separate dwelling, so soon as they heard the Adventurer was arrived with his clans as near them as Kirkliston. The flight of Falkirk—PARMA NON BENE SELECTA—in which I think your sire had his share with the undaunted western regiment, does not seem to have improved his taste for the company of the Highlanders; (quaere, Alan, dost thou derive the courage thou makest such boast of from an hereditary source?) and stories of Rob Roy Macgregor, and Sergeant Alan Mhor Cameron, have served to paint them in still more sable colours to his imagination. [Of Rob Roy we have had more than enough. Alan Cameron, commonly called Sergeant Mhor, a freebooter of the same period, was equally remarkable for strength, courage, and generosity.]

This offensive suggestion aside, thank you, Alan, for the rest of your letter. I thought I heard your father saying “Noble House” with a mix of contempt and displeasure, as if the very name of that poor little village was repulsive to him, or as if you had chosen, out of all of Scotland, the one place you absolutely shouldn't have dined. But if he had a particular dislike for that innocent village and its very shabby inn, isn’t it his own fault that I didn't accept the Laird of Glengallacher's invitation to shoot a buck in what he proudly calls "his country"? Honestly, I really wanted to take him up on his invitation. Just imagine what a fantastic idea it was for someone who has only ever shot at hedge-sparrows, and that was with a horse-pistol bought from a pawn shop in the Cowgate! You, who pride yourself on your courage, may recall that I took the chance of firing that pistol for the first time while you stood twenty yards away; and when you were convinced it wouldn’t blow up, forgetting all rules except for might makes right, you kept it to yourself for the rest of the holiday. Such a day of hunting wasn’t a great introduction to the noble art of deer-stalking as it’s done in the Highlands; but I wouldn't have hesitated to accept Glengallacher’s invitation, even at the risk of firing a rifle for the first time, if not for the uproar your father made at my suggestion, fueled by his zeal for King George, the Hanover succession, and the Presbyterian faith. I wish I had stood my ground, since I’ve gained so little in his favor by giving in. All his opinions about the Highlanders come from memories of the Forty-five, when he fled from the West Port with his brother volunteers, each returning to the safety of their own homes as soon as they heard the Adventurer had arrived with his clans as close as Kirkliston. The retreat from Falkirk—PARMA NON BENE SELECTA—where I believe your father was involved with the brave western regiment, doesn’t seem to have improved his fondness for Highlanders; (by the way, Alan, do you get the courage you boast about from your ancestors?) and stories about Rob Roy Macgregor and Sergeant Alan Mhor Cameron have painted them in even darker colors in his mind. [We’ve heard more than enough about Rob Roy. Alan Cameron, usually known as Sergeant Mhor, a freebooter from the same time, was equally noted for his strength, bravery, and generosity.]

Now, from all I can understand, these ideas, as applied to the present state of the country, are absolutely chimerical. The Pretender is no more remembered in the Highlands than if the poor gentleman were gathered to his hundred and eight fathers, whose portraits adorn the ancient walls of Holyrood; the broadswords have passed into other hands; the targets are used to cover the butter churns; and the race has sunk, or is fast sinking, from ruffling bullies into tame cheaters. Indeed, it was partly my conviction that there is little to be seen in the north, which, arriving at your father’s conclusions, though from different premisses, inclined my course in this direction, where perhaps I shall see as little.

Now, from what I can gather, these ideas, when related to the current state of the country, are completely unrealistic. The Pretender is as forgotten in the Highlands as if he had joined his many ancestors, whose portraits hang on the old walls of Holyrood; the broadswords have ended up in other hands; the targets are now used to cover the butter churns; and the race has declined, or is quickly declining, from arrogant bullies to ordinary frauds. Honestly, it was partly my belief that there’s not much to see up north, which, while arriving at your father’s conclusions from different starting points, influenced my choice to head this way, where I might see just as little.

One thing, however, I HAVE seen; and it was with pleasure the more indescribable, that I was debarred from treading the land which my eyes were permitted to gaze upon, like those of the dying prophet from top of Mount Pisgah,—I have seen, in a word, the fruitful shores of merry England; merry England! of which I boast myself a native, and on which I gaze, even while raging floods and unstable quicksands divide us, with the filial affection of a dutiful son.

One thing, though, I HAVE seen; and it was with an indescribable pleasure, knowing I couldn't step onto the land my eyes were allowed to look at, like the dying prophet from the top of Mount Pisgah—I've seen, in short, the fruitful shores of merry England; merry England! that I proudly call my homeland, and I look at it, even while raging floods and unstable quicksands keep us apart, with the love of a devoted son.

Thou canst not have forgotten, Alan—for when didst thou ever forget what was interesting to thy friend?—that the same letter from my friend Griffiths, which doubled my income, and placed my motions at my own free disposal, contained a prohibitory clause, by which, reason none assigned, I was prohibited, as I respected my present safety and future fortunes, from visiting England; every other part of the British dominions, and a tour, if I pleased, on the Continent, being left to my own choice.—Where is the tale, Alan, of a covered dish in the midst of a royal banquet, upon which the eyes of every guest were immediately fixed, neglecting all the dainties with which the table was loaded? This cause of banishment from England—from my native country—from the land of the brave, and the wise, and the free—affects me more than I am rejoiced by the freedom and independence assigned to me in all other respects. Thus, in seeking this extreme boundary of the country which I am forbidden to tread, I resemble the poor tethered horse, which, you may have observed, is always grazing on the very verge of the circle to which it is limited by its halter.

You can't have forgotten, Alan—when have you ever forgotten what was interesting to your friend?—that the same letter from my friend Griffiths, which doubled my income and gave me control over my actions, also included a clause that, for no reason given, prohibits me, for the sake of my current safety and future prospects, from visiting England; I’m free to choose anywhere else in the British territories, and I can even take a trip on the Continent if I want. Where's the story, Alan, about a covered dish in the middle of a royal feast, where the eyes of every guest are immediately fixed on it, ignoring all the delicacies around? This reason for being barred from England—from my homeland—from the land of the brave, wise, and free—bothers me more than I am pleased by the freedom and independence granted to me in other ways. So, in trying to reach this far corner of the country that I’m forbidden to enter, I’m like a poor tethered horse, which you may have noticed always grazes right at the edge of the circle dictated by its halter.

Do not accuse me of romance for obeying this impulse towards the South; nor suppose that, to satisfy the imaginary longing of an idle curiosity, I am in any danger of risking the solid comforts of my present condition. Whoever has hitherto taken charge of my motions has shown me, by convincing proofs more weighty than the assurances which they have witheld, that my real advantage is their principal object. I should be, therefore, worse than a fool did I object to their authority, even when it seems somewhat capriciously exercised; for assuredly, at my age, I might—intrusted as I am with the care and management of myself in every other particular—expect that the cause of excluding me from England should be frankly and fairly stated for my own consideration and guidance. However, I will not grumble about the matter. I shall know the whole story one day, I suppose; and perhaps, as you sometimes surmise, I shall not find there is any mighty matter in it after all.

Do not blame me for wanting to head South; nor assume that I'm putting my comfortable current situation at risk just to satisfy some fanciful curiosity. Whoever has been in charge of my movements has shown me, through convincing evidence stronger than the reassurances they've withheld, that my real benefit is their main concern. So, I would be foolish to challenge their authority, even when it seems a bit arbitrary; after all, at my age, I should expect that the reasons for keeping me out of England would be clearly laid out for my understanding and guidance. However, I won’t complain about it. I’ll probably learn the whole story one day; and maybe, as you sometimes guess, I won't find that it's such a big deal after all.

Yet one cannot help wondering—but plague on it, if I wonder any longer, my letter will be as full of wonders as one of Katterfelto’s advertisements. I have a month’s mind, instead of this damnable iteration of guesses and forebodings, to give thee the history of a little adventure which befell me yesterday; though I am sure you will, as usual, turn the opposite side of the spyglass on my poor narrative, and reduce, MORE TUO, to the most petty trivialities, the circumstance to which thou accusest me of giving undue consequence. Hang thee, Alan, thou art as unfit a confidant for a youthful gallant with some spice of imagination, as the old taciturn secretary of Facardin of Trebizond. Nevertheless, we must each perform our separate destinies. I am doomed to see, act, and tell; thou, like a Dutchman enclosed in the same diligence with a Gascon, to hear, and shrug thy shoulders.

Yet I can’t help but wonder—but forget it, if I keep wondering, my letter will be as full of surprises as one of Katterfelto’s ads. Instead of this annoying repetition of guesses and worries, I want to share the story of a little adventure that happened to me yesterday; though I know you’ll, as usual, look at my poor tale through a negative lens and reduce, MORE TUO, the event you think I’m making too big of a deal about to petty trivialities. Damn you, Alan, you are as unfit a confidant for a young guy with a bit of imagination as the old, quiet secretary of Facardin of Trebizond. Still, we each have to follow our own paths. I’m meant to see, act, and tell; you, like a Dutchman stuck in the same coach with a Gascon, will just listen and shrug your shoulders.

Of Dumfries, the capital town of this county, I have but little to say, and will not abuse your patience by reminding you that it is built on the gallant river Nith, and that its churchyard, the highest place of the old town, commands an extensive and fine prospect. Neither will I take the traveller’s privilege of inflicting upon you the whole history of Bruce poniarding the Red Comyn in the Church of the Dominicans at this place, and becoming a king and patriot because he had been a church-breaker and a murderer. The present Dumfriezers remember and justify the deed, observing it was only a papist church—in evidence whereof, its walls have been so completely demolished that no vestiges of them remain. They are a sturdy set of true-blue Presbyterians, these burghers of Dumfries; men after your father’s own heart, zealous for the Protestant succession—the rather that many of the great families around are suspected to be of a different way of thinking, and shared, a great many of them, in the insurrection of the Fifteen, and some in the more recent business of the Forty-five. The town itself suffered in the latter era; for Lord Elcho, with a large party of the rebels, levied a severe contribution upon Dumfries, on account of the citizens having annoyed the rear of the Chevalier during his march into England.

Of Dumfries, the capital town of this county, I don't have much to say, and I won’t test your patience by mentioning that it’s located on the beautiful River Nith, and that its churchyard, the highest point of the old town, offers a great view. I also won’t take the traveler’s liberty of sharing the entire story of Bruce stabbing the Red Comyn in the Dominican Church here, which led him to become a king and a patriot after being a church destroyer and a murderer. The current residents of Dumfries remember and defend the act, claiming it was just a Catholic church—evidence being that its walls have been completely torn down with no traces left. The people of Dumfries are a tough group of true-blue Presbyterians; men who align with your father's views, passionate about the Protestant succession—especially since many prominent families in the area are thought to have different beliefs and participated in the insurrection of the Fifteen, with some being involved in the more recent events of the Forty-five. The town itself faced hardships during that time; Lord Elcho, with a large group of rebels, imposed a heavy toll on Dumfries because the citizens had harassed the rear of the Chevalier during his march into England.

Many of these particulars I learned from Provost C—, who, happening to see me in the market-place, remembered that I was an intimate of your father’s, and very kindly asked me to dinner. Pray tell your father that the effects of his kindness to me follow me everywhere. I became tired, however, of this pretty town in the course of twenty-four hours, and crept along the coast eastwards, amusing myself with looking out for objects of antiquity, and sometimes making, or attempting to make, use of my new angling-rod. By the way, old Cotton’s instructions, by which I hoped to qualify myself for one of the gentle society of anglers, are not worth a farthing for this meridian. I learned this by mere accident, after I had waited four mortal hours. I shall never forget an impudent urchin, a cowherd, about twelve years old, without either brogue or bonnet, barelegged, and with a very indifferent pair of breeches—how the villain grinned in scorn at my landing-net, my plummet, and the gorgeous jury of flies which I had assembled to destroy all the fish in the river. I was induced at last to lend the rod to the sneering scoundrel, to see what he would make of it; and he had not only half filled my basket in an hour, but literally taught me to kill two trouts with my own hand. This, and Sam having found the hay and oats, not forgetting the ale, very good at this small inn, first made me take the fancy of resting here for a day or two; and I have got my grinning blackguard of a piscator leave to attend on me, by paying sixpence a day for a herd-boy in his stead.

I learned a lot of these details from Provost C—, who saw me in the market and remembered that I was close with your father. He kindly invited me to dinner. Please let your father know that his kindness follows me everywhere. However, I grew tired of this charming town after just twenty-four hours and headed east along the coast, keeping myself entertained by searching for ancient objects and sometimes trying to use my new fishing rod. By the way, old Cotton’s advice, which I hoped would help me fit in with the fishing community, turned out to be worthless here. I discovered this by pure chance after waiting around for four long hours. I’ll never forget a cheeky little farm boy, about twelve years old, without shoes or a hat, bare-legged, and wearing a shabby pair of shorts—how he grinned mockingly at my landing net, my weight, and the fancy flies I had gathered to catch fish. Eventually, I let the smirking brat use my rod to see how he’d do; not only did he fill my basket in an hour, but he also taught me to catch two trout myself. This, along with Sam finding the hay and oats, and not forgetting the ale, convinced me to stay here for a day or two. I've even got that grinning little trickster to help me out, paying sixpence a day for a shepherd boy in his place.

A notably clean Englishwoman keeps this small house, and my bedroom is sweetened with lavender, has a clean sash-window, and the walls are, moreover, adorned with ballads of Fair Rosamond and Cruel Barbara Allan. The woman’s accent, though uncouth enough, sounds yet kindly in my ear; for I have never yet forgotten the desolate effect produced on my infant organs, when I heard on all sides your slow and broad northern pronunciation, which was to me the tone of a foreign land. I am sensible I myself have since that time acquired Scotch in perfection, and many a Scotticism withal. Still the sound of the English accentuation comes to my ears as the tones of a friend; and even when heard from the mouth of some wandering beggar, it has seldom failed to charm forth my mite. You Scotch, who are so proud of your own nationality, must make due allowance for that of other folks.

A notably tidy Englishwoman manages this small house, and my bedroom is filled with the scent of lavender, has a clean sash window, and the walls are also decorated with ballads of Fair Rosamond and Cruel Barbara Allan. The woman’s accent, though a bit rough, still sounds warm and friendly to me; because I’ve never forgotten the lonely impression it left on me when I first heard your slow and broad northern pronunciation, which felt foreign to me. I realize I’ve since mastered the Scots language, picking up many Scottish phrases along the way. Still, the sound of the English accent feels familiar and comforting to me; even when I hear it from a wandering beggar, it often moves me to give. You Scots, who take such pride in your own identity, should also appreciate that of others.

On the next morning I was about to set forth to the stream where I had commenced angler the night before, but was prevented by a heavy shower of rain from stirring abroad the whole forenoon; during all which time, I heard my varlet of a guide as loud with his blackguard jokes in the kitchen, as a footman in the shilling gallery; so little are modesty and innocence the inseparable companions of rusticity and seclusion.

On the next morning, I was ready to head to the stream where I had started fishing the night before, but a heavy rain shower kept me inside all morning. During that time, I could hear my guide making loud, crude jokes in the kitchen, like a footman in the cheap seats; it turns out that modesty and innocence aren't always found in rural and secluded settings.

When after dinner the day cleared, and we at length sallied out to the river side, I found myself subjected to a new trick on the part of my accomplished preceptor. Apparently, he liked fishing himself better than the trouble of instructing an awkward novice such as I; and in hopes of exhausting my patience, and inducing me to resign the rod, as I had done the preceding day, my friend contrived to keep me thrashing the water more than an hour with a pointless hook. I detected this trick at last, by observing the rogue grinning with delight when he saw a large trout rise and dash harmless away from the angle. I gave him a sound cuff, Alan; but the next moment was sorry, and, to make amends, yielded possession of the fishing-rod for the rest of the evening, he undertaking to bring me home a dish of trouts for my supper, in atonement for his offences.

When the day cleared up after dinner, and we finally headed out to the riverbank, I found myself the target of a new trick from my skilled mentor. It seemed he preferred fishing to the hassle of teaching an awkward beginner like me; hoping to wear down my patience and get me to give up the rod like I had the day before, my friend kept me splashing the water for over an hour with a useless hook. I finally caught on when I saw him grinning with glee as a big trout jumped and swam away from the line. I gave him a good smack, Alan, but immediately felt bad about it, so to make it up to him, I handed over the fishing rod for the rest of the evening, and he promised to bring me home a plate of trout for my dinner to make up for his mischief.

Having thus got honourably rid of the trouble of amusing myself in a way I cared not for, I turned my steps towards the sea, or rather the Solway Firth which here separates the two sister kingdoms, and which lay at about a mile’s distance, by a pleasant walk over sandy knells, covered with short herbage, which you call Links, and we English, Downs.

Having successfully freed myself from the hassle of entertaining myself in a way I didn’t enjoy, I headed towards the sea, or more specifically, the Solway Firth, which separates the two sister kingdoms and was situated about a mile away, just a nice walk over sandy hills covered with short grass, which you call Links, and we English call Downs.

But the rest of my adventure would weary out my fingers, and must be deferred until to-morrow, when you shall hear from me, by way of continuation; and, in the meanwhile, to prevent over-hasty conclusions, I must just hint to you, we are but yet on the verge of the adventure which it is my purpose to communicate.

But the rest of my adventure would wear out my fingers, so it has to wait until tomorrow, when you’ll hear from me as the story continues. In the meantime, to avoid jumping to conclusions too quickly, I should just hint that we are still on the brink of the adventure I intend to share.





LETTER IV

THE SAME TO THE SAME

SHEPHERD’S BUSH.

Shepherd's Bush.

I mentioned in my last, that having abandoned my fishing-rod as an unprofitable implement, I crossed over the open downs which divided me from the margin of the Solway. When I reached the banks of the great estuary, which are here very bare and exposed, the waters had receded from the large and level space of sand, through which a stream, now feeble and fordable, found its way to the ocean. The whole was illuminated by the beams of the low and setting sun, who showed his ruddy front, like a warrior prepared for defence, over a huge battlemented and turreted wall of crimson and black clouds, which appeared like an immense Gothic fortress, into which the lord of day was descending. His setting rays glimmered bright upon the wet surface of the sands, and the numberless pools of water by which it was covered, where the inequality of the ground had occasioned their being left by the tide.

I mentioned in my last message that after giving up my fishing rod since it wasn't worth my time, I crossed over the open hills that separated me from the Solway's edge. When I reached the banks of the large estuary, which were quite bare and exposed, the waters had pulled back, revealing a vast, flat area of sand, through which a now weak and shallow stream made its way to the ocean. The entire scene was lit up by the low, setting sun, which showed its reddish face like a warrior ready for battle, looming over a massive wall of crimson and black clouds that looked like a huge Gothic fortress, where the sun was descending. Its setting rays sparkled on the wet surface of the sands and the countless pools of water scattered across it, left by the tide due to the uneven ground.

The scene was animated by the exertions of a number of horsemen, who were actually employed in hunting salmon. Aye, Alan, lift up your hands and eyes as you will, I can give their mode of fishing no name so appropriate; for they chased the fish at full gallop, and struck them with their barbed spears, as you see hunters spearing boars in the old tapestry. The salmon, to be sure, take the thing more quietly than the boars; but they are so swift in their own element, that to pursue and strike them is the task of a good horseman, with a quick eye, a determined hand, and full command both of his horse and weapon. The shouts of the fellows as they galloped up and down in the animating exercise—their loud bursts of laughter when any of their number caught a fall—and still louder acclamations when any of the party made a capital stroke with his lance—gave so much animation to the whole scene, that I caught the enthusiasm of the sport, and ventured forward a considerable space on the sands. The feats of one horseman, in particular, called forth so repeatedly the clamorous applause of his companions, that the very banks rang again with their shouts. He was a tall man, well mounted on a strong black horse, which he caused to turn and wind like a bird in the air, carried a longer spear than the others, and wore a sort of fur cap or bonnet, with a short feather in it, which gave him on the whole rather a superior appearance to the other fishermen. He seemed to hold some sort of authority among them, and occasionally directed their motions both by voice and hand: at which times I thought his gestures were striking, and his voice uncommonly sonorous and commanding.

The scene was lively with several horsemen hunting salmon. Alan, no matter how much you wish to raise your hands and eyes, I can't think of a better name for their fishing method; they chased the fish at full speed and struck them with their barbed spears, just like hunters spearing boars in old tapestries. The salmon certainly take it more calmly than the boars, but they're so fast in the water that chasing and hitting them requires a skilled horseman with a sharp eye, steady hand, and total control over both his horse and weapon. The shouts of the guys as they galloped around in this exciting activity—the loud bursts of laughter when someone took a fall—and the even louder cheers when someone made a great strike with his lance added so much energy to the whole scene that I got swept up in the excitement and moved forward quite a bit on the sands. One horseman, in particular, received so much enthusiastic applause from his friends that the banks echoed with their cheers. He was a tall man riding a strong black horse, which he maneuvered gracefully like a bird in the air. He carried a longer spear than the others and wore a fur cap or bonnet with a short feather in it, giving him a more distinguished appearance than the other fishermen. He seemed to have some authority among them, often directing their movements with both his voice and gestures. During those times, I found his gestures impressive, and his voice was notably deep and commanding.

The riders began to make for the shore, and the interest of the scene was almost over, while I lingered on the sands, with my looks turned to the shores of England, still gilded by the sun’s last rays, and, as it seemed, scarce distant a mile from me. The anxious thoughts which haunt me began to muster in my bosom, and my feet slowly and insensibly approached the river which divided me from the forbidden precincts, though without any formed intention, when my steps were arrested by the sound of a horse galloping; and as I turned, the rider (the same fisherman whom I had formerly distinguished) called out to me, in an abrupt manner, ‘Soho, brother! you are too late for Bowness to-night—the tide will make presently.’

The riders started heading for the shore, and the excitement of the scene was almost gone, while I stayed on the sands, looking towards the shores of England, still lit by the last rays of the sun, which seemed to be only about a mile away from me. The anxious thoughts that haunt me began to gather in my chest, and my feet slowly and unconsciously moved toward the river that separated me from the forbidden area, even though I had no specific intention of doing so, when my steps were interrupted by the sound of a horse galloping. As I turned, the rider (the same fisherman I had recognized before) called out to me abruptly, “Hey, brother! You're too late for Bowness tonight—the tide will come in soon.”

I turned my head and looked at him without answering; for, to my thinking, his sudden appearance (or rather, I should say, his unexpected approach) had, amidst the gathering shadows and lingering light, something in it which was wild and ominous.

I turned my head and looked at him without saying anything; to me, his sudden appearance (or, I should say, his unexpected approach) had, in the fading light and growing shadows, something wild and threatening about it.

‘Are you deaf?’ he added—‘or are you mad?—or have you a mind for the next world?’

‘Are you deaf?’ he added—‘or are you crazy?—or are you thinking about the next world?’

‘I am a stranger,’ I answered,’ and had no other purpose than looking on at the fishing—I am about to return to the side I came from.’

‘I’m a stranger,’ I replied, ‘and I only came to watch the fishing—I’m about to head back to where I came from.’

‘Best make haste then,’ said he. ‘He that dreams on the bed of the Solway, may wake in the next world. The sky threatens a blast that will bring in the waves three feet abreast.’

‘Better hurry up then,’ he said. ‘Anyone who sleeps by the Solway might not wake up in this world again. The sky looks like it’s about to unleash a storm that will bring waves three feet high.’

So saying, he turned his horse and rode off, while I began to walk back towards the Scottish shore, a little alarmed at what I had heard; for the tide advances with such rapidity upon these fatal sands, that well-mounted horsemen lay aside hopes of safety, if they see its white surge advancing while they are yet at a distance from the bank.

So saying, he turned his horse and rode off, while I started to walk back towards the Scottish shore, a bit worried about what I had just heard; because the tide comes in so quickly on these dangerous sands that well-mounted horse riders give up hope of safety if they see the white waves approaching while they are still far from the shore.

These recollections grew more agitating, and, instead of walking deliberately, I began a race as fast as I could, feeling, or thinking I felt, each pool of salt water through which I splashed, grow deeper and deeper. At length the surface of the sand did seem considerably more intersected with pools and channels full of water—either that the tide was really beginning to influence the bed of the estuary, or, as I must own is equally probable, that I had, in the hurry and confusion of my retreat, involved myself in difficulties which I had avoided in my more deliberate advance. Either way, it was rather an unpromising state of affairs, for the sands at the same time turned softer, and my footsteps, so soon as I had passed, were instantly filled with water. I began to have odd recollections concerning the snugness of your father’s parlour, and the secure footing afforded by the pavement of Brown’s Square and Scott’s Close, when my better genius, the tall fisherman, appeared once more close to my side, he and his sable horse looming gigantic in the now darkening twilight.

These memories became more intense, and instead of walking steadily, I started to run as fast as I could, feeling—or thinking I felt—each saltwater puddle I splashed through getting deeper and deeper. Eventually, the surface of the sand seemed to be much more dotted with pools and channels filled with water—either the tide was really starting to affect the estuary bed, or, as I must admit is equally possible, I had, in my rush and confusion while retreating, gotten myself into troubles I had managed to avoid on my earlier, more careful approach. Regardless, it was a pretty grim situation since the sand was also becoming softer, and my footprints were quickly filled with water as soon as I passed. I started to have strange memories about the coziness of your father's parlor and the solid ground of Brown's Square and Scott's Close when my guiding spirit, the tall fisherman, appeared next to me again, he and his dark horse towering in the now darkening twilight.

‘Are you mad?’ he said, in the same deep tone which had before thrilled on my ear, ‘or are you weary of your life? You will be presently amongst the quicksands.’ I professed my ignorance of the way, to which he only replied, ‘There is no time for prating—get up behind me.’

‘Are you crazy?’ he said, in the same deep voice that had excited me before, ‘or are you tired of living? You’ll be in the quicksand soon.’ I admitted I didn’t know the way, to which he simply replied, ‘There’s no time for talking—get up behind me.’

He probably expected me to spring from the ground with the activity which these Borderers have, by constant practice, acquired in everything relating to horsemanship; but as I stood irresolute, he extended his hand, and grasping mine, bid me place my foot on the toe of his boot, and thus raised me in a trice to the croupe of his horse. I was scarcely securely seated, ere he shook the reins of his horse, who instantly sprang forward; but annoyed, doubtless, by the unusual burden, treated us to two or three bounds, accompanied by as many flourishes of his hind heels. The rider sat like a tower, notwithstanding that the unexpected plunging of the animal threw me forward upon him. The horse was soon compelled to submit to the discipline of the spur and bridle, and went off at a steady hand gallop; thus shortening the devious, for it was by no means a direct path, by which the rider, avoiding the loose quicksands, made for the northern bank.

He probably expected me to jump up effortlessly like the Borderers, who have developed their horsemanship through constant practice. But as I stood hesitantly, he reached out, took my hand, and told me to put my foot on the toe of his boot, quickly lifting me onto the back of his horse. I had barely settled into place when he shook the reins, and the horse immediately took off. Annoyed by the extra weight, the horse gave a few jumps, kicking its hind legs. The rider sat tall, even though the sudden movement of the horse made me lean forward against him. The horse soon learned to respond to the spur and bridle and started off at a steady gallop, taking a shorter route—though it was far from direct—while avoiding the loose quicksand as the rider aimed for the northern bank.

My friend, perhaps I may call him my preserver,—for, to a stranger, my situation was fraught with real danger,—continued to press on at the same speedy pace, but in perfect silence, and I was under too much anxiety of mind to disturb him with any questions. At length we arrived at a part of the shore with which I was utterly unacquainted, when I alighted and began to return in the best fashion I could my thanks for the important service which he had just rendered me.

My friend, whom I might call my savior, since my situation was truly dangerous for a stranger, kept moving quickly and silently, and I was too anxious to ask him any questions. Eventually, we reached a part of the shore I didn't know at all, and I got down and started to express my gratitude for the significant help he had just given me.

The stranger only replied by an impatient ‘pshaw!’ and was about to ride off, and leave me to my own resources when I implored him to complete his work of kindness by directing me to Shepherd’s Bush, which was, as I informed him, my home for the present.

The stranger just responded with an annoyed “pshaw!” and was about to ride away, leaving me to figure things out on my own when I begged him to finish being kind by telling me how to get to Shepherd’s Bush, which, as I told him, was where I was currently living.

‘To Shepherd’s Bush?’ he said; ‘it is but three miles but if you know not the land better than the sand, you may break your neck before you get there; for it is no road for a moping boy in a dark night; and, besides, there are the brook and the fens to cross.’

‘To Shepherd’s Bush?’ he said; ‘it’s only three miles, but if you don’t know the area better than the sand, you could end up injuring yourself before you get there; because it’s not a safe route for a gloomy kid on a dark night; plus, you’ll have to cross the brook and the marshes.’

I was a little dismayed at this communication of such difficulties as my habits had not called on me to contend with. Once more the idea of thy father’s fireside came across me; and I could have been well contented to have swapped the romance of my situation, together with the glorious independence of control which I possessed at the moment, for the comforts of that chimney-corner, though I were obliged to keep my eyes chained to Erskine’s LARGER INSTITUTES.

I was a bit disheartened by this talk of challenges that I had never faced before. The thought of your father's cozy fireplace crossed my mind again, and I would have gladly traded the excitement of my current situation, along with the wonderful freedom I had at that moment, for the comforts of that cozy spot, even if it meant keeping my eyes glued to Erskine’s LARGER INSTITUTES.

I asked my new friend whether he could not direct me to any house of public entertainment for the night; and supposing it probable he was himself a poor man, I added, with the conscious dignity of a well-filled pocket-book, that I could make it worth any man’s while to oblige me. The fisherman making no answer, I turned away from him with as gallant an appearance of indifference as I could command, and began to take, as I thought, the path which he had pointed out to me.

I asked my new friend if he could direct me to any place to stay for the night, and assuming he was probably a poor man, I added, with a sense of confidence from having some money, that I could make it worth anyone's while to help me. The fisherman didn’t respond, so I turned away from him with as much indifference as I could muster and started to take what I thought was the path he had pointed out to me.

His deep voice immediately sounded after me to recall me. ‘Stay, young man, stay—you have mistaken the road already.—I wonder your friends sent out such an inconsiderate youth, without some one wiser than himself to take care of him.’

His deep voice called out to me right away. “Stay, young man, stay—you’ve already taken a wrong turn. I’m surprised your friends let you wander off alone without someone smarter to look after you.”

‘Perhaps they might not have done so,’ said I, ‘if I had any friends who cared about the matter.’

‘Maybe they wouldn’t have done that,’ I said, ‘if I had any friends who actually cared about it.’

‘Well, sir,’ he said, ‘it is not my custom to open my house to strangers, but your pinch is like to be a smart one; for, besides the risk from bad roads, fords, and broken ground, and the night, which looks both black and gloomy, there is bad company on the road sometimes—at least it has a bad name, and some have come to harm; so that I think I must for once make my rule give way to your necessity, and give you a night’s lodging in my cottage.

‘Well, sir,’ he said, ‘it’s not my usual practice to welcome strangers into my home, but it seems like you’re in quite a tough spot. Besides the dangers of rough roads, fords, and uneven ground, and the night, which looks dark and dreary, there are also some questionable folks on the road sometimes—at least it’s known for that, and some people have gotten hurt. So, I think I’ll have to make an exception this time and offer you a place to stay for the night in my cottage.

Why was it, Alan, that I could not help giving an involuntary shudder at receiving an invitation so seasonable in itself, and so suitable to my naturally inquisitive disposition? I easily suppressed this untimely sensation; and as I returned thanks, and expressed my hope that I should not disarrange, his family, I once more dropped a hint of my desire to make compensation for any trouble I might occasion. The man answered very coldly, ‘Your presence will no doubt give me trouble, sir, but it is of a kind which your purse, cannot compensate; in a word, although I am content to receive you as my guest, I am no publican to call a reckoning.’

Why was it, Alan, that I couldn't help but shudder a bit when I got an invitation that was so timely and suited my naturally curious nature? I quickly pushed aside that strange feeling, and as I thanked him and hoped I wouldn't disrupt his family, I hinted again at my wish to make up for any trouble I might cause. He replied quite coldly, "Your presence will surely give me trouble, sir, but it’s not the kind that your wallet can fix; in short, while I’m okay with having you as my guest, I’m not a bartender to tally up a bill."

I begged his pardon, and, at his instance, once more seated myself behind hint upon the good horse, which went forth steady as before—the moon, whenever she could penetrate the clouds, throwing the huge shadow of the animal, with its double burden, on the wild and bare ground over which we passed.

I apologized to him, and at his request, I sat down again behind him on the good horse, which moved out steady as before—the moon, whenever it broke through the clouds, casting the huge shadow of the horse with its double load on the wild and barren ground we traveled over.

Thou mayst laugh till thou lettest the letter fall, if thou wilt, but it reminded me of the magician Atlantes on his hippogriff with a knight trussed up behind him, in the manner Ariosto has depicted that matter. Thou art I know, matter-of-fact enough to affect contempt of that fascinating and delicious poem; but think not that, to conform with thy bad taste, I shall forbear any suitable illustration which now or hereafter may occur to me.

You might laugh until you drop the letter, if you want, but it reminded me of the magician Atlantes on his hippogriff, with a knight tied up behind him, just like Ariosto described. I know you're practical enough to dismiss that captivating and delightful poem, but don’t think that to match your poor taste I’ll hold back any relevant examples that come to mind now or later.

On we went, the sky blackening around us, and the wind beginning to pipe such a wild and melancholy tune as best suited the hollow sounds of the advancing tide, which I could hear at a distance, like the roar of some immense monster defrauded of its prey.

On we went, the sky turning dark around us, and the wind starting to play a wild and sad tune that matched the empty sounds of the coming tide, which I could hear from afar, like the roar of some enormous beast robbed of its prey.

At length, our course was crossed by a deep dell or dingle, such as they call in some parts of Scotland a den, and in others a cleuch or narrow glen. It seemed, by the broken glances which the moon continued to throw upon it, to be steep, precipitous, and full of trees, which are, generally speaking, rather scarce upon these shores. The descent by which we plunged into this dell was both steep and rugged, with two or three abrupt turnings; but neither danger nor darkness impeded the motion of the black horse, who seemed rather to slide upon his haunches, than to gallop down the pass, throwing me again on the shoulders of the athletic rider, who, sustaining no inconvenience by the circumstance, continued to press the horse forward with his heel, steadily supporting him at the same time by raising his bridle-hand, until we stood in safety at the bottom of the steep—not a little to my consolation, as, friend Alan, thou mayst easily conceive.

Eventually, we encountered a deep valley, which in some parts of Scotland is called a den, and in others a cleuch or narrow glen. From the fragmented light cast by the moon, it appeared to be steep, sheer, and filled with trees, which are generally quite rare along these shores. The descent into this valley was both steep and rough, with two or three sudden turns; however, neither the danger nor the darkness slowed down the black horse, which seemed to glide more than gallop down the path, once again tossing me onto the shoulders of the strong rider. He felt no discomfort from this, continuing to urge the horse onward with his heel while also raising his bridle hand for support until we safely reached the bottom of the steep, which was quite a relief to me, as you can easily imagine, friend Alan.

A very short advance up the glen, the bottom of which we had attained by this ugly descent, brought us in front of two or three cottages, one of which another blink of moonshine enabled me to rate as rather better than those of the Scottish peasantry in this part of the world; for the sashes seemed glazed, and there were what are called storm-windows in the roof, giving symptoms of the magnificence of a second story. The scene around was very interesting; for the cottages, and the yards or crofts annexed to them, occupied a haugh, or helm, of two acres, which a brook of some consequence (to judge from its roar) had left upon one side of the little glen while finding its course close to the farther bank, and which appeared to be covered and darkened with trees, while the level space beneath enjoyed such stormy smiles as the moon had that night to bestow.

A short walk up the valley, which we reached after that rough descent, brought us to a few cottages. One of them, under a bit of moonlight, looked nicer than the homes of Scottish farmers in this area; the windows seemed to be glazed, and there were what are called storm windows in the roof, hinting at the luxury of a second story. The surrounding scene was quite captivating; the cottages and their yards or fields covered a two-acre piece of land, shaped by a significant stream (from its roar, at least) that had left one side of the little valley while winding along the opposite bank. This area appeared to be shaded by trees, while the open space below was treated to the dramatic glimmers of moonlight that night.

I had little time for observation, for my companion’s loud whistle, seconded by an equally loud halloo, speedily brought to the door of the principal cottage a man and a woman, together with two large Newfoundland dogs, the deep baying of which I had for some time heard. A yelping terrier or two, which had joined the concert, were silent at the presence of my conductor, and began to whine, jump up, and fawn upon him. The female drew back when she beheld a stranger; the man, who had a lighted lantern, advanced, and, without any observation, received the horse from my host, and led him, doubtless, to stable, while I followed my conductor into the house. When we had passed the HALLAN, [The partition which divides a Scottish cottage.] we entered a well-sized apartment, with a clean brick floor, where a fire blazed (much to my contentment) in the ordinary projecting sort of a chimney, common in Scottish houses. There were stone seats within the chimney; and ordinary utensils, mixed with fishing-spears, nets, and similar implements of sport, were hung around the walls of the place. The female who had first appeared at the door, had now retreated into a side apartment. She was presently followed by my guide, after he had silently motioned me to a seat; and their place was supplied by an elderly woman, in a grey stuff gown, with a check apron and toy, obviously a menial, though neater in her dress than is usual in her apparent rank—an advantage which was counterbalanced by a very forbidding aspect. But the most singular part of her attire, in this very Protestant country, was a rosary, in which the smaller beads were black oak, and those indicating the PATER-NOSTER of silver, with a crucifix of the same metal.

I had little time to take in my surroundings because my companion’s loud whistle, followed by an equally loud shout, quickly brought a man and a woman to the door of the main cottage, along with two large Newfoundland dogs whose deep barking I had been hearing for a while. A couple of yappy terriers that had joined the noise fell silent when they saw my guide and started to whine, jump up, and fawn over him. The woman pulled back when she saw a stranger; the man, who was holding a lit lantern, stepped forward and took the horse from my host without saying a word, leading it to the stable while I followed my guide into the house. After we passed the HALLAN, [The partition which divides a Scottish cottage.] we entered a spacious room with a clean brick floor, where a fire crackled (much to my pleasure) in the typical projecting chimney found in Scottish homes. Stone seats were arranged inside the chimney, and ordinary kitchen tools mixed with fishing rods, nets, and other sporting gear were hanging on the walls. The woman who had first appeared at the door had now retreated into a side room. My guide followed her after silently gesturing for me to take a seat, and they were replaced by an older woman in a grey dress, with a checkered apron and a toy, clearly a servant, though her outfit was neater than what is usual for her position—an advantage that was overshadowed by her very stern expression. The most unusual part of her attire, in this very Protestant country, was a rosary made of small black oak beads, with silver beads for the PATER-NOSTER and a crucifix in the same metal.

This person made preparations for supper, by spreading a clean though coarse cloth over a large oaken table, placing trenchers and salt upon it, and arranging the fire to receive a gridiron. I observed her motions in silence; for she took no sort of notice of me, and as her looks were singularly forbidding, I felt no disposition to commence conversation.

This person got ready for dinner by laying a clean but rough cloth over a big oak table, putting down plates and salt, and setting up the fire to use a grill. I watched her silently; she didn’t acknowledge me at all, and since her expression was particularly uninviting, I wasn’t inclined to start a conversation.

When this duenna had made all preliminary arrangements, she took from the well-filled pouch of my conductor, which he had hung up by the door, one or two salmon, or GRILSES, as the smaller sort are termed, and selecting that which seemed best and in highest season, began to cut it into slices, and to prepare a GRILLADE; the savoury smell of which affected me so powerfully that I began sincerely to hope that no delay would intervene between the platter and the lip.

When the duenna finished all the initial preparations, she took one or two salmon, or GRILSES, as the smaller ones are called, from my conductor’s well-stocked pouch, which he had hung by the door. Picking the one that looked the best and was in season, she started slicing it up to make a GRILLADE. The delicious smell was so tempting that I truly hoped there wouldn't be any delay between the dish and my hunger.

As this thought came across me, the man who had conducted the horse to the stable entered the apartment, and discovered to me a countenance yet more uninviting than that of the old crone who was performing with such dexterity the office of cook to the party. He was perhaps sixty years old; yet his brow was not much furrowed, and his jet-black hair was only grizzled, not whitened, by the advance of age. All his motions spoke strength unabated; and, though rather undersized, he had very broad shoulders, was square-made, thin-flanked, and apparently combined in his frame muscular strength and activity; the last somewhat impaired perhaps by years, but the first remaining in full vigour. A hard and harsh countenance—eyes far sunk under projecting eyebrows, which were grizzled like his hair—a wide mouth, furnished from ear to ear with it range of unimpaired teeth, of uncommon whiteness, and a size and breadth which might have become the jaws of an ogre, completed this delightful portrait. He was clad like a fisherman, in jacket and trousers of the blue cloth commonly used by seamen, and had a Dutch case-knife, like that of a Hamburgh skipper, stuck into a broad buff belt, which seemed as if it might occasionally sustain weapons of a description still less equivocally calculated for violence.

As this thought crossed my mind, the man who had brought the horse to the stable entered the room and showed me a face even less friendly than that of the old woman who was skillfully cooking for the group. He was probably about sixty years old, but his forehead wasn't very wrinkled, and his jet-black hair was just a bit grayed, not completely white, due to age. Every movement he made suggested he was still strong; although he was somewhat short, he had broad shoulders and a solid build, slim around the waist, and seemed to have a mix of muscular strength and agility; perhaps the latter was somewhat hindered by age, but his strength was still very much intact. His face was hard and harsh—his eyes were deeply set beneath prominent eyebrows, which were grayed like his hair—a wide mouth that had a full set of exceptionally white teeth, big enough to belong to an ogre, completed this charming image. He was dressed like a fisherman, in a jacket and trousers made of the blue cloth typically worn by sailors, and had a Dutch case knife, resembling that of a Hamburg skipper, tucked into a wide buff belt, which seemed like it could also hold weapons intended for more violent purposes.

This man gave me an inquisitive, and, as I thought, a sinister look upon entering the apartment; but without any further notice of me, took up the office of arranging the table, which the old lady had abandoned for that of cooking the fish, and, with more address than I expected from a person of his coarse appearance, placed two chairs at the head of the table, and two stools below; accommodating each seat to a cover, beside which he placed an allowance of barley-bread, and a small jug, which he replenished with ale from a large black jack. Three of these jugs were of ordinary earthenware, but the fourth, which he placed by the right-hand cover at, the upper end of the table, was a flagon of silver, and displayed armorial bearings. Beside this flagon he placed a salt-cellar of silver, handsomely wrought, containing salt of exquisite whiteness, with pepper and other spices. A sliced lemon was also presented on a small silver salver. The two large water-dogs, who seemed perfectly to understand the nature of the preparations, seated themselves one on each side of the table, to be ready to receive their portion of the entertainment. I never saw finer animals, or which seemed to be more influenced by a sense of decorum, excepting that they slobbered a little as the rich scent from the chimney was wafted past their noses. The small dogs ensconced themselves beneath the table.

This man gave me a curious, and what felt like a creepy look when he walked into the apartment; but without acknowledging me further, he started setting the table, which the old lady had left to cook the fish. With more skill than I expected from someone who looked so rough, he placed two chairs at the head of the table and two stools below, matching each seat with a place setting. Next to each setting, he put some barley bread and a small jug, which he refilled with ale from a large black pitcher. Three of these jugs were regular earthenware, but the fourth, which he set by the right-hand place at the top of the table, was a silver flagon with a coat of arms on it. Next to this flagon, he placed a nicely crafted silver salt cellar filled with beautifully white salt, along with pepper and other spices. A sliced lemon was also presented on a small silver tray. The two large water dogs, who seemed to completely understand what was going on, settled down on either side of the table, ready for their share of the feast. I’d never seen such fine animals, or ones that seemed to have such a sense of decorum, except for the fact that they drooled a little as the delicious smell from the kitchen drifted past their noses. The little dogs made themselves comfortable underneath the table.

I am aware that I am dwelling upon trivial and ordinary circumstances, and that perhaps I may weary out your patience in doing so. But conceive me alone in this strange place, which seemed, from the universal silence, to be the very temple of Harpocrates—remember that this is my first excursion from home—forget not that the manner in which I had been brought hither had the dignity of danger and something the air of an adventure, and that there was a mysterious incongruity in all I had hitherto witnessed; and you will not, I think, be surprised that these circumstances, though trifling, should force themselves on my notice at the time, and dwell in my memory afterwards.

I know I'm focusing on trivial and ordinary things, and that I might be wearing out your patience by doing so. But picture me alone in this strange place, which felt, with its complete silence, like the very temple of Harpocrates—remember, this is my first trip away from home—don’t forget that how I got here was kind of dangerous and felt like an adventure, and that everything I had seen until now had a weird mismatched quality; I think you'll understand why these seemingly insignificant details stood out to me in the moment and stuck in my mind later.

That a fisher, who pursued the sport perhaps for his amusement as well as profit, should be well mounted and better lodged than the lower class of peasantry, had in it nothing surprising; but there was something about all that I saw which seemed to intimate that I was rather in the abode of a decayed gentleman, who clung to a few of the forms and observances of former rank, than in that of a common peasant, raised above his fellows by comparative opulence.

That a fisherman, who fished for both fun and profit, should have a better horse and nicer lodging than the lower class of peasants wasn’t surprising. However, there was something about what I saw that made me feel like I was in the home of a fallen gentleman, who held onto a few traditions and customs from his past status, rather than in the home of an ordinary peasant who was just a bit better off than his neighbors.

Besides the articles of plate which I have already noticed, the old man now lighted and placed on the table a silver lamp, or CRUISIE as the Scottish term it, filled with very pure oil, which in burning diffused an aromatic fragrance, and gave me a more perfect view of the cottage walls, which I had hitherto only seen dimly by the light of the fire. The BINK [The frame of wooden shelves placed in a Scottish kitchen for holding plates.] with its usual arrangement of pewter and earthenware, which was most strictly and critically clean, glanced back the flame of the lamp merrily from one side of the apartment. In a recess, formed by the small bow of a latticed window, was a large writing-desk of walnut-tree wood, curiously carved, above which arose shelves of the same, which supported a few books and papers. The opposite side of the recess contained (as far as I could discern, for it lay in shadow, and I could at any rate have seen it but imperfectly from the place where I was seated) one or two guns, together with swords, pistols, and other arms a collection which, in a poor cottage, and in a country so peaceful, appeared singular at least, if not even somewhat suspicious.

Aside from the plates I mentioned earlier, the old man now lit and set down on the table a silver lamp, known as a CRUISIE in Scottish terms, filled with very pure oil. When it burned, it released a pleasant fragrance and gave me a clearer view of the cottage walls, which I had only seen dimly by the firelight. The BINK [The frame of wooden shelves placed in a Scottish kitchen for holding plates.] with its usual setup of pewter and earthenware, which was extremely clean, reflected the lamp's flame cheerfully across one side of the room. In a recess created by the small curve of a latticed window was a large walnut writing desk, intricately carved, above which were shelves of the same wood holding a few books and papers. On the opposite side of the recess, as far as I could see since it was in shadow, there were one or two guns, along with swords, pistols, and other weapons—an odd collection for a poor cottage in such a peaceful country, at least appearing somewhat strange, if not outright suspicious.

All these observations, you may suppose, were made much sooner than I have recorded, or you (if you have not skipped) have been able to read them. They were already finished, and I was considering how I should open some communication with the mute inhabitants of the mansion, when my conductor re-entered from the side-door by which he had made his exit.

All these observations, you might think, were made much earlier than I've written them down, or you (if you haven't skipped) have had the chance to read them. They were already complete, and I was thinking about how to start a conversation with the silent residents of the mansion when my guide came back through the side door he had used to leave.

He had now thrown off his rough riding-cap, and his coarse jockey-coat, And stood before me in a grey jerkin trimmed with black, which sat close to, and set off, his large and sinewy frame, and a pair of trousers of a lighter colour, cut as close to the body as they are used by Highlandmen. His whole dress was of finer cloth than that of the old man; and his linen, so minute was my observation, clean and unsullied. His shirt was without ruffles, and tied at the collar with a black ribbon, which showed his strong and muscular neck rising from it like that of an ancient Hercules. His head was small, with a large forehead, and well-formed ears. He wore neither peruke nor hair-powder; and his chestnut locks, curling close to his head like those of an antique statue, showed not the least touch of time, though the owner must have been at least fifty. His features were high and prominent in such a degree that one knew not whether to term them harsh or handsome. In either case, the sparkling grey eye, aquiline nose, and well-formed mouth, combined to render his physiognomy noble and expressive. An air of sadness, or severity, or of both, seemed to indicate a melancholy, and, at the same time, a haughty temper. I could not help running mentally over the ancient heroes, to whom I might assimilate the noble form and countenance before me. He was too young, and evinced too little resignation to his fate, to resemble Belisarius. Coriolanus, standing by the hearth of Tullus Aufidius, came nearer the mark; yet the gloomy and haughty look of the stranger had, perhaps, still more of Marius, seated among the ruins of Carthage.

He had now taken off his rough riding cap and coarse jockey coat, and stood before me in a grey vest trimmed with black, which fit tightly and showcased his large, muscular frame, along with a pair of lighter-colored trousers, tailored closely like those worn by Highlanders. His entire outfit was made of finer cloth than that of the old man, and his linen, as I observed closely, was clean and pristine. His shirt had no ruffles and was tied at the collar with a black ribbon, which highlighted his strong, muscular neck that rose from it like an ancient Hercules. His head was small with a large forehead and well-formed ears. He didn’t wear a wig or hair powder, and his chestnut hair curled closely to his head like that of an old statue, showing no sign of age, even though he had to be at least fifty. His features were so high and prominent that it was hard to say if they were harsh or handsome. In any case, his sparkling grey eye, hooked nose, and well-shaped mouth combined to give his face a noble and expressive look. An air of sadness, or severity, or both, seemed to indicate a melancholy, and at the same time, a proud temperament. I couldn’t help but mentally compare him to ancient heroes that matched the noble form and expression before me. He was too young and showed too little acceptance of his fate to resemble Belisarius. Coriolanus, standing by the hearth of Tullus Aufidius, was a closer match; yet the dark and proud look of the stranger had perhaps even more in common with Marius, sitting among the ruins of Carthage.

While I was lost in these imaginations, my host stood by the fire, gazing on me with the same attention which I paid to him, until, embarrassed by his look, I was about to break silence at all hazards. But the supper, now placed upon the table, reminded me, by its appearance, of those wants which I had almost forgotten while I was gazing on the fine form of my conductor. He spoke at length, and I almost started at the deep rich tone of his voice, though what he said was but to invite me to sit down to the table. He himself assumed the seat of honour, beside which the silver flagon was placed, and beckoned to me to sit down beside him.

While I was lost in these thoughts, my host stood by the fire, looking at me with the same intensity that I had toward him, until I felt so uncomfortable under his gaze that I was about to speak up no matter the consequence. But the meal, now set on the table, reminded me of my needs, which I had almost forgotten while admiring the impressive figure of my host. He spoke at length, and I almost jumped at the warm, rich tone of his voice, even though he only invited me to take a seat at the table. He took the seat of honor, next to the silver flagon, and signaled for me to sit beside him.

Thou knowest thy father’s strict and excellent domestic discipline has trained me to bear the invocation of a blessing before we break the daily bread, for which we are taught to pray—I paused a moment, and, without designing to do so, I suppose my manner made him sensible of what I expected. The two domestics or inferiors, as I should have before observed, were already seated at the bottom of the table, when my host shot a glance of a very peculiar expression towards the old man, observing, with something approaching to a sneer, ‘Cristal Nixon, say grace—the gentleman expects one.’

You know your father's strict and excellent home rules have taught me to wait for a blessing before we eat our daily bread, for which we are instructed to pray—I paused for a moment, and without meaning to, I think my expression made him aware of what I was expecting. The two servants, as I should have mentioned earlier, were already sitting at the bottom of the table when my host shot a glance with a rather unusual expression towards the old man, saying, with what seemed like a sneer, ‘Cristal Nixon, say grace—the gentleman expects one.’

‘The foul fiend shall be clerk, and say amen, when I turn chaplain,’ growled out the party addressed, in tones which might have become the condition of a dying bear; ‘if the gentleman is a whig, he may please himself with his own mummery. My faith is neither in word nor writ, but in barley-bread and brown ale.’

‘The wicked devil will be the clerk and say amen when I become a chaplain,’ growled the person being addressed, in a tone that sounded like a dying bear; ‘if the gentleman is a Whig, he can entertain himself with his own nonsense. My faith is not in words or writing, but in bread and brown ale.’

‘Mabel Moffat,’ said my guide, looking at the old woman, and raising his sonorous voice, probably because she was hard of hearing, ‘canst thou ask a blessing upon our victuals?’

‘Mabel Moffat,’ my guide said, looking at the old woman and raising his voice, probably because she was hard of hearing, ‘can you ask a blessing on our food?’

The old woman shook her head, kissed the cross which hung from her rosary, and was silent.

The old woman shook her head, kissed the cross that hung from her rosary, and remained silent.

‘Mabel will say grace for no heretic,’ said the master of the house, with the same latent sneer on his brow and in his accent.

‘Mabel won’t say grace for any heretic,’ said the master of the house, with the same hidden sneer on his brow and in his tone.

At the same moment, the side-door already mentioned opened, and the young woman (so she proved) whom I had first seen at the door of the cottage, advanced a little way into the room, then stopped bashfully, as if she had observed that I was looking at her, and asked the master of the house, ‘if he had called?’

At that moment, the side door I mentioned before opened, and the young woman—who turned out to be the one I had first seen at the cottage door—stepped a little into the room, then paused shyly, as if she realized I was watching her, and asked the homeowner, "Did you call for me?"

‘Not louder than to make old Mabel hear me,’ he replied; ‘and yet,’ be added, as she turned to retire, ‘it is a shame a stranger should see a house where not one of the family can or will say a grace—do thou be our chaplain.’

‘Not louder than to make old Mabel hear me,’ he replied; ‘and yet,’ he added, as she turned to leave, ‘it’s a shame a stranger should see a house where no one in the family can or will say a blessing—will you be our chaplain?’

The girl, who was really pretty, came forward with timid modesty, and, apparently unconscious that she was doing anything uncommon, pronounced the benediction in a silver-toned voice, and with affecting simplicity—her cheek colouring just so much as to show that on a less solemn occasion she would have felt more embarrassed.

The girl, who was really beautiful, stepped forward with shy modesty and, seemingly unaware that she was doing anything out of the ordinary, spoke the blessing in a melodious voice and with heartfelt simplicity—her cheeks flushing just enough to indicate that in a less serious situation she would have felt more awkward.

Now, if thou expectest a fine description of this young woman, Alan Fairford, in order to entitle thee to taunt me with having found a Dulcinea in the inhabitant of a fisherman’s cottage on the Solway Firth, thou shalt be disappointed; for, having said she seemed very pretty, and that she was a sweet and gentle-speaking creature, I have said all concerning her that I can tell thee. She vanished when the benediction was spoken.

Now, if you expect a great description of this young woman, Alan Fairford, so you can tease me about having found a Dulcinea in a fisherman's cottage on the Solway Firth, you'll be disappointed; because after saying she seemed very pretty and that she was a sweet and gentle person, I've said everything I can tell you about her. She disappeared as soon as the blessing was given.

My host, with a muttered remark on the cold of our ride, and the keen air of the Solway Sands, to which he did not seem to wish an answer, loaded my plate from Mabel’s grillade, which, with a large wooden bowl of potatoes, formed our whole meal. A sprinkling from the lemon gave a much higher zest than the usual condiment of vinegar; and I promise you that whatever I might hitherto have felt, either of curiosity or suspicion, did not prevent me from making a most excellent supper, during which little passed betwixt me and my entertainer, unless that he did the usual honours of the table with courtesy, indeed, but without even the affectation of hearty hospitality, which those in his (apparent) condition generally affect on such occasions, even when they do not actually feel it. On the contrary, his manner seemed that of a polished landlord towards an unexpected and unwelcome guest, whom, for the sake of his own credit, he receives with civility, but without either goodwill or cheerfulness.

My host, muttering something about the cold from our ride and the brisk air of the Solway Sands, didn’t seem to want a reply. He piled my plate high with Mabel's grilled food, which, along with a big wooden bowl of potatoes, was all we were having for dinner. A squeeze of lemon added much more flavor than the usual vinegar. I can assure you that regardless of any curiosity or suspicion I might have felt earlier, it didn’t stop me from enjoying a delicious supper. Little was said between me and my host, except that he performed the usual social niceties with politeness, but without any pretense of warm hospitality that people in his (apparent) position typically show, even when they aren't genuinely feeling it. Instead, his demeanor felt more like a refined host accommodating an unexpected and unwelcome guest, receiving me with civility for the sake of appearances, but lacking any real goodwill or cheerfulness.

If you ask how I learned all this, I cannot tell you; nor, were I to write down at length the insignificant intercourse which took place between us, would it perhaps serve to justify these observations. It is sufficient to say, that in helping his dogs, which he did from time to time with great liberality, he seemed to discharge a duty much more pleasing to himself, than when he paid the same attention to his guest. Upon the whole, the result on my mind was as I tell it you.

If you ask how I learned all this, I can't say; and even if I wrote down in detail the unimportant interactions we had, it probably wouldn’t explain these observations. It’s enough to say that when he generously helped his dogs from time to time, it seemed to make him much happier than when he paid the same attention to his guest. Overall, this is how it left an impression on me.

When supper was over, a small case-bottle of brandy, in a curious frame of silver filigree, circulated to the guests. I had already taken a small glass of the liquor, and, when it had passed to Mabel and to Cristal and was again returned to the upper end of the table, I could not help taking the bottle in my hand, to look more at the armorial bearings which were chased with considerable taste on the silver framework. Encountering the eye of my entertainer, I instantly saw that my curiosity was highly distasteful; he frowned, bit his lip, and showed such uncontrollable signs of impatience, that, setting the bottle immediately down, I attempted some apology. To this he did not deign either to reply, or even to listen; and Cristal, at a signal from his master, removed the object of my curiosity, as well as the cup, upon which the same arms were engraved.

When dinner was over, a small bottle of brandy, in a unique silver filigree frame, was passed around to the guests. I had already taken a small glass of the liquor, and when it got to Mabel and Cristal and was returned to the top of the table, I couldn't help but pick up the bottle to take a closer look at the intricately designed coat of arms on the silver frame. When I caught the eye of my host, I instantly realized that my curiosity was very unwelcome; he frowned, bit his lip, and showed clear signs of impatience, so I quickly set the bottle down and tried to apologize. He didn’t bother to reply or even listen; and Cristal, at a nod from his master, took away the object of my curiosity and the cup, which had the same coat of arms engraved on it.

Then ensued an awkward pause, which I endeavoured to break by observing, that ‘I feared my intrusion upon his hospitality had put his family to some inconvenience’.

Then there was an awkward pause, and I tried to break it by saying that I was worried my being there had caused some inconvenience to his family.

‘I hope you see no appearance of it, sir,’ he replied, with cold civility. ‘What inconvenience a family so retired as ours may suffer from receiving an unexpected guest is like to be trifling, in comparison of what the visitor himself sustains from want of his accustomed comforts. So far, therefore, as our connexion stands, our accounts stand clear.’

‘I hope you don’t see any signs of it, sir,’ he replied, with cold politeness. ‘The inconvenience that a family as secluded as ours might experience from having an unexpected guest is likely to be minor compared to what the visitor himself endures from missing his usual comforts. So, as far as our connection goes, our accounts are settled.’

Notwithstanding this discouraging reply, I blundered on, as is usual in such cases, wishing to appear civil, and being, perhaps, in reality the very reverse. ‘I was afraid,’ I said, that my presence had banished one of the family’ (looking at the side-door) ‘from his table.’

Not to be deterred by this discouraging response, I pressed on, as is typical in such situations, wanting to seem polite, but perhaps actually being the opposite. “I was worried,” I said, “that my presence had sent one of the family” (glancing at the side door) “away from the table.”

‘If,’ he coldly replied, ‘I meant the young woman whom I had seen in the apartment, he bid me observe that there was room enough at the table for her to have seated herself, and meat enough, such as it was, for her supper. I might, therefore, be assured, if she had chosen it, she would have supped with us.’

‘If,’ he coldly replied, ‘I meant the young woman I had seen in the apartment, he pointed out that there was enough space at the table for her to sit down, and enough food, whatever it was, for her dinner. So, I can be sure that if she had wanted to, she would have had dinner with us.’

There was no dwelling on this or any other topic longer; for my entertainer, taking up the lamp, observed, that ‘my wet clothes might reconcile me for the night to their custom of keeping early hours; that he was under the necessity of going abroad by peep of day to-morrow morning, and would call me up at the same time, to point out the way by which I was to return to the Shepherd’s Bush.’

There was no more discussion on this or any other subject; my host picked up the lamp and said that my wet clothes might help me adapt to their habit of going to bed early. He mentioned that he had to leave at dawn the next morning and would wake me at the same time to show me the way back to Shepherd’s Bush.

This left no opening for further explanation; nor was there room for it on the usual terms of civility; for, as he neither asked my name, nor expressed the least interest concerning my condition, I—the obliged person—had no pretence to trouble him with such inquiries on my part.

This left no chance for further explanation, nor was there space for it in the usual polite manner; since he neither asked for my name nor showed any interest in my situation, I—the one who owed him—had no reason to trouble him with such questions.

He took up the lamp, and led me through the side-door into a very small room, where a bed had been hastily arranged for my accommodation, and, putting down the lamp, directed me to leave my wet clothes on the outside of the door, that they might be exposed to the fire during the night. He then left me, having muttered something which was meant to pass for good night.

He picked up the lamp and led me through the side door into a tiny room, where a bed had been quickly set up for me. After placing the lamp down, he told me to leave my wet clothes outside the door so they could dry by the fire overnight. Then he left, mumbling something that was supposed to sound like good night.

I obeyed his directions with respect to my clothes, the rather that, in despite of the spirits which I had drunk, I felt my teeth begin to chatter, and received various hints from an aguish feeling, that a town-bred youth, like myself, could not at once rush into all the hardihood of country sports with impunity. But my bed, though coarse and hard, was dry and clean; and I soon was so little occupied with my heats and tremors, as to listen with interest to a heavy foot, which seemed to be that of my landlord, traversing the boards (there was no ceiling, as you may believe) which roofed my apartment. Light, glancing through these rude planks, became visible as soon as my lamp was extinguished; and as the noise of the slow, solemn, and regular step continued, and I could distinguish that the person turned and returned as he reached the end of the apartment, it seemed clear to me that the walker was engaged in no domestic occupation, but merely pacing to and fro for his own pleasure. ‘An odd amusement this,’ I thought, ‘for one who had been engaged at least a part of the preceding day in violent exercise, and who talked of rising by the peep of dawn on the ensuing morning.’

I followed his instructions about my clothes, especially since, despite the drinks I had, I felt my teeth starting to chatter and had various hints from a chill that a city kid like me couldn't just dive into all the toughness of country sports without some consequences. But my bed, although rough and hard, was dry and clean; and soon I was so distracted by my nervousness that I started to listen with interest to a heavy footstep that seemed to belong to my landlord walking on the boards (there was no ceiling, as you can imagine) above my room. Light, streaming through these rough planks, became apparent as soon as my lamp was snuffed out; and as the steady, slow sound of footsteps continued, and I noticed that the person was walking back and forth at the end of the room, it was clear to me that he wasn’t engaged in any household tasks, but was just pacing around for his own amusement. "What a strange pastime this is," I thought, "for someone who had spent at least part of the previous day in intense exercise and who mentioned getting up at dawn the next morning."

Meantime I heard the storm, which had been brewing during the evening, begin to descend with a vengeance; sounds as of distant-thunder (the noise of the more distant waves, doubtless, on the shore) mingled with the roaring of the neighbouring torrent, and with the crashing, groaning, and even screaming of the trees in the glen whose boughs were tormented by the gale. Within the house, windows clattered, and doors clapped, and the walls, though sufficiently substantial for a building of the kind, seemed to me to totter in the tempest.

Meantime, I heard the storm, which had been building during the evening, start to hit hard; sounds like distant thunder (probably the noise of the farther waves crashing on the shore) mixed with the roaring of the nearby torrent, and the crashing, groaning, and even screaming of the trees in the glen, whose branches were being tortured by the wind. Inside the house, the windows rattled, the doors slammed, and the walls, although sturdy enough for a building like this, felt to me like they were swaying in the storm.

But still the heavy steps perambulating the apartment over my head were distinctly heard amid the roar and fury of the elements. I thought more than once I even heard a groan; but I frankly own that, placed in this unusual situation, my fancy may have misled me. I was tempted several times to call aloud, and ask whether the turmoil around us did not threaten danger to the building which we inhabited; but when I thought of the secluded and unsocial master of the dwelling, who seemed to avoid human society, and to remain unperturbed amid the elemental war, it seemed that to speak to him at that moment would have been to address the spirit of the tempest himself, since no other being, I thought, could have remained calm and tranquil while winds and waters were thus raging around.

But even with the storm’s loud chaos outside, I could still hear heavy footsteps moving around the apartment above me. I even thought I heard a groan a few times; but I admit that, in this strange situation, my imagination might have tricked me. I was tempted several times to yell out and ask if the storm around us posed any danger to the building we were in; but when I considered the reclusive and unsociable owner of the place, who seemed to avoid human company and remained unfazed by the raging elements, it felt like talking to him at that moment would be like addressing the spirit of the storm itself, since no one else I could think of would stay so calm and composed while the winds and waters were wreaking havoc around us.

In process of time, fatigue prevailed over anxiety and curiosity. The storm abated, or my senses became deadened to its terrors, and I fell asleep ere yet the mysterious paces of my host had ceased to shake the flooring over my head.

Eventually, exhaustion took over my anxiety and curiosity. The storm quieted down, or I became numb to its horrors, and I fell asleep before the strange movements of my host stopped shaking the floor above me.

It might have been expected that the novelty of my situation, although it did not prevent my slumbers, would have at least diminished their profoundness, and shortened their duration. It proved otherwise, however; for I never slept more soundly in my life, and only awoke when, at morning dawn, my landlord shook me by the shoulder, and dispelled some dream, of which, fortunately for you, I have no recollection, otherwise you would have been favoured with it, in hopes you might have proved a second Daniel upon the occasion.

It might have been expected that the novelty of my situation, even though it didn’t stop me from sleeping, would have at least made my sleep less deep and shorter. But that wasn’t the case; I’ve never slept more soundly in my life, and I only woke up when, at dawn, my landlord shook me by the shoulder and broke some dream that I thankfully don’t remember, or else I would have shared it with you, hoping you could be a second Daniel in this situation.

‘You sleep sound—’ said his full deep voice; ‘ere five years have rolled over your head, your slumbers will be lighter—unless ere then you are wrapped in the sleep which is never broken.’

‘You sleep well—’ said his rich, deep voice; ‘before five years have passed, your sleep will be lighter—unless by then you are caught in the sleep that is never disturbed.’

‘How!’ said I, starting up in the bed; ‘do you know anything of me—of my prospects—of my views in life?’

‘How!’ I said, sitting up in bed; ‘do you know anything about me—my plans—my goals in life?’

‘Nothing,’ he answered, with a grim smile; ‘but it is evident you are entering upon the world young, inexperienced, and full of hopes, and I do but prophesy to you what I would to any one in your condition. But come; there lie your clothes—a brown crust and a draught of milk wait you, if you choose to break your fast; but you must make haste.’

‘Nothing,’ he replied with a wry smile; ‘but it’s clear you’re stepping into the world young, naïve, and full of dreams, and I’m just warning you of what I would say to anyone in your position. But come; there are your clothes—a brown crust and a glass of milk are waiting for you if you decide to eat; but you need to hurry.’

‘I must first,’ I said, ‘take the freedom to spend a few minutes alone, before beginning the ordinary works of the day.’

‘I need to take a few minutes to myself first,’ I said, ‘before starting the usual tasks of the day.’

‘Oh!—umph!—I cry your devotions pardon,’ he replied, and left the apartment.

‘Oh!—umph!—I apologize for interrupting your devotion,’ he replied, and left the room.

Alan, there is something terrible about this man.

Alan, there's something really unsettling about this guy.

I joined him, as I had promised, in the kitchen where we had supped overnight, where I found the articles which he had offered me for breakfast, without butter or any other addition.

I joined him, as I had promised, in the kitchen where we had eaten the night before, where I found the items he had offered me for breakfast, without butter or anything else.

He walked up and down while I partook of the bread and milk; and the slow measured weighty step seemed identified with those which I had heard last night. His pace, from its funereal slowness, seemed to keep time with some current of internal passion, dark, slow, and unchanged. ‘We run and leap by the side of a lively and bubbling brook,’ thought I, internally, ‘as if we would run a race with it; but beside waters deep, slow, and lonely, our pace is sullen and silent as their course. What thoughts may be now corresponding with that furrowed brow, and bearing time with that heavy step?’

He walked back and forth while I had some bread and milk; his slow, heavy footsteps felt like those I had heard last night. His pace, due to its funeral slowness, seemed to match some inner turmoil, dark, slow, and unchanging. ‘We run and jump alongside a lively and bubbling brook,’ I thought to myself, ‘as if we’re racing it; but next to deep, slow, and lonely waters, our pace is gloomy and quiet like their flow. What thoughts might be churning behind that furrowed brow, keeping time with that heavy step?’

‘If you have finished,’ said he, looking up to me with a glance of impatience, as he observed that I ate no longer, but remained with my eyes fixed upon him, ‘I wait to show you the way.’

‘If you’re done,’ he said, looking up at me with an impatient glance as he noticed I wasn’t eating anymore but just kept my eyes on him, ‘I’m ready to show you the way.’

We went out together, no individual of the family having been visible excepting my landlord. I was disappointed of the opportunity which I watched for of giving some gratuity to the domestics, as they seemed to be. As for offering any recompense to the master of the household, it seemed to me impossible to have attempted it.

We went out together, and no one in the family was around except my landlord. I missed the chance I was waiting for to give some tips to the staff, as they appeared to be. As for offering any payment to the head of the household, it seemed completely out of the question.

What would I have given for a share of thy composure, who wouldst have thrust half a crown into a man’s hand whose necessities seemed to crave it, conscious that you did right in making the proffer, and not caring sixpence whether you hurt the feelings of him whom you meant to serve! I saw thee once give a penny to a man with a long beard, who, from the dignity of his exterior, might have represented Solon. I had not thy courage, and therefore I made no tender to my mysterious host, although, notwithstanding his display of silver utensils, all around the house bespoke narrow circumstances, if not actual poverty.

What would I have given for a bit of your calmness, who would have handed half a crown to someone in need, knowing you were doing the right thing without worrying at all about how it made him feel! I once saw you give a penny to a man with a long beard, who looked so impressive he might as well have been Solon. I didn’t have your bravery, so I didn’t offer anything to my mysterious host, even though, despite the silver utensils on display, everything around the house suggested tight finances, if not actual poverty.

We left the place together. But I hear thee murmur thy very new and appropriate ejaculation, OHE, JAM SATIS!—The rest for another time. Perhaps I may delay further communication till I learn how my favours are valued.

We left the place together. But I hear you softly say your very new and appropriate expression, OHE, JAM SATIS!—The rest for another time. Maybe I will hold off on further communication until I find out how my favors are valued.





LETTER V

ALAN FAIRFORD TO DARSIE LATIMER

I have thy two last epistles, my dear Darsie, and expecting the third, have been in no hurry to answer them. Do not think my silence ought to be ascribed to my failing to take interest in them, for, truly, they excel (though the task was difficult) thy usual excellings. Since the moon-calf who earliest discovered the Pandemonium of Milton in an expiring wood-fire—since the first ingenious urchin who blew bubbles out of soap and water, thou, my best of friends, hast the highest knack at making histories out of nothing. Wert thou to plant the bean in the nursery-tale, thou wouldst make out, so soon as it began to germinate, that the castle of the giant was about to elevate its battlements on the top of it. All that happens to thee gets a touch of the wonderful and the sublime from thy own rich imagination. Didst ever see what artists call a Claude Lorraine glass, which spreads its own particular hue over the whole landscape which you see through it?—thou beholdest ordinary events just through such a medium.

I have your last two letters, my dear Darsie, and while waiting for the third, I haven’t rushed to reply. Don’t think my silence means I’m not interested; honestly, they’re incredible (even though it was a tough task) and better than your usual greatness. Since the moon-calf who first discovered Milton's Pandemonium in a dying campfire—since the first clever kid who made bubbles with soap and water—you, my best friend, have the ultimate talent for turning nothing into stories. If you were to plant the bean from the fairy tale, you’d somehow make it seem like the giant's castle was going to rise on top of it as soon as it started to sprout. Everything you experience gets a touch of the wonderful and sublime from your vivid imagination. Have you ever seen what artists call a Claude Lorraine glass? It casts a unique hue over the whole landscape you view through it—well, you see ordinary events through a similar lens.

I have looked carefully at the facts of thy last long letter, and they are just such as might have befallen any little truant of the High School, who had got down to Leith Sands, gone beyond the PRAWN-DUB, wet his hose and shoon, and, finally, had been carried home, in compassion, by some high-kilted fishwife, cursing all the while the trouble which the brat occasioned her.

I have carefully examined the details in your last long letter, and they're exactly the kind of situation that could happen to any runaway kid from the High School who ended up at Leith Sands, went past the PRAWN-DUB, got his pants and shoes wet, and, in the end, was taken home out of sympathy by some high-kilted fishwife, who was grumbling the whole way about the trouble that the kid caused her.

I admire the figure which thou must have made, clinging for dear life behind the old fellow’s back—thy jaws chattering with fear, thy muscles cramped with anxiety. Thy execrable supper of broiled salmon, which was enough to ensure the nightmare’s regular visits for a twelvemonth, may be termed a real affliction; but as for the storm of Thursday last (such, I observe, was the date), it roared, whistled, howled, and bellowed, as fearfully amongst the old chimney-heads in the Candlemaker Row, as it could on the Solway shore, for the very wind of it—TESTE ME PER TOTAM NOCTEM VIGILANTE. And then in the morning again, when—Lord help you—in your sentimental delicacy you bid the poor man adieu, without even tendering him half a crown for supper and lodging!

I admire the position you must have been in, clinging for dear life behind the old guy's back—your teeth chattering with fear, your muscles tense with anxiety. That terrible dinner of broiled salmon, which was enough to guarantee nightmares for a whole year, can definitely be called a real hardship; but as for the storm last Thursday (which, I see, was the date), it roared, whistled, howled, and bellowed just as frighteningly among the old chimney stacks on Candlemaker Row as it could on the Solway shore, because of the very wind of it—TESTE ME PER TOTAM NOCTEM VIGILANTE. And then in the morning again, when—God help you—you told the poor man goodbye without even giving him half a crown for supper and a place to sleep!

You laugh at me for giving a penny (to be accurate, though, thou shouldst have said sixpence) to an old fellow, whom thou, in thy high flight, wouldst have sent home supperless, because he was like Solon or Belisarius. But you forget that the affront descended like a benediction into the pouch of the old gaberlunzie, who overflowed in blessings upon the generous donor—long ere he would have thanked thee, Darsie, for thy barren veneration of his beard and his bearing. Then you laugh at my good father’s retreat from Falkirk, just as if it were not time for a man to trudge when three or four mountain knaves, with naked claymores, and heels as light as their fingers, were scampering after him, crying FURINISH. You remember what he said himself when the Laird of Bucklivat told him that FURINISH signified ‘stay a while’. ‘What the devil,’ he said, surprised out of his Presbyterian correctness by the unreasonableness of such a request under the circumstances, ‘would the scoundrels have had me stop to have my head cut off?’

You laugh at me for giving a penny (to be accurate, you should say sixpence) to an old guy, whom you, in your lofty thinking, would’ve sent home without dinner, simply because he resembled Solon or Belisarius. But you forget that the insult acted like a blessing for the old beggar, who showered blessings on the generous giver—long before he would have thanked you, Darsie, for your empty admiration of his beard and how he carried himself. Then you laugh at my good father’s retreat from Falkirk, as if it wasn’t the right time for a man to hightail it when three or four mountain thugs, with unsheathed swords, and feet as quick as their hands, were chasing after him, shouting FURINISH. Remember what he said himself when the Laird of Bucklivat told him that FURINISH meant ‘stay a while’? ‘What the hell,’ he said, shocked out of his Presbyterian correctness by the absurdity of such a request under the circumstances, ‘would the scoundrels have had me stop to get my head chopped off?’

Imagine such a train at your own heels, Darsie, and ask yourself whether you would not exert your legs as fast as you did in flying from the Solway tide. And yet you impeach my father’s courage. I tell you he has courage enough to do what is right, and to spurn what is wrong—courage enough to defend a righteous cause with hand and purse, and to take the part of the poor man against his oppressor, without fear of the consequences to himself. This is civil courage, Darsie; and it is of little consequence to most men in this age and country whether they ever possess military courage or no.

Imagine a train at your heels, Darsie, and ask yourself if you wouldn't run just as fast as you did to escape the Solway tide. And yet, you question my father's bravery. I assure you, he has the courage to do what’s right and to reject what’s wrong—enough courage to stand up for a just cause with both his hands and his finances, and to support the oppressed against their oppressors, without fearing the consequences for himself. This is civil courage, Darsie, and for most men in this age and country, it hardly matters whether they ever have military courage or not.

Do not think I am angry with you, though I thus attempt to rectify your opinions on my father’s account. I am well aware that, upon the whole, he is scarce regarded with more respect by me than by thee. And, while I am in a serious humour, which it is difficult to preserve with one who is perpetually tempting me to laugh at him, pray, dearest Darsie, let not thy ardour for adventure carry thee into more such scrapes as that of the Solway Sands. The rest of the story is a mere imagination; but that stormy evening might have proved, as the clown says to Lear, ‘a naughty night to swim in.’

Don't think I'm mad at you, even though I'm trying to clear up your views about my dad. I'm fully aware that, overall, I don't hold him in much higher regard than you do. And while I'm in a serious mood, which is hard to maintain when you're always trying to make me laugh at him, please, my dear Darsie, don't let your excitement for adventure lead you into more trouble like what happened at the Solway Sands. The rest of the story is just a fantasy; but that stormy evening could have turned out, as the fool says to Lear, ‘a really bad night to be swimming.’

As for the rest, if you can work mysterious and romantic heroes out of old cross-grained fishermen, why, I for one will reap some amusement by the metamorphosis. Yet hold! even there, there is some need of caution. This same female chaplain—thou sayest so little of her, and so much of every one else, that it excites some doubt in my mind. VERY PRETTY she is, it seems—and that is all thy discretion informs me of. There are cases in which silence implies other things than consent. Wert thou ashamed or afraid, Darsie, to trust thyself with the praises of the very pretty grace-sayer?—As I live, thou blushest! Why, do I not know thee an inveterate squire of dames? and have I not been in thy confidence? An elegant elbow, displayed when the rest of the figure was muffled in a cardinal, or a neat well-turned ankle and instep, seen by chance as its owner tripped up the Old Assembly Close, [Of old this almost deserted alley formed the most common access betwixt the High Street and the southern suburbs.] turned thy brain for eight days. Thou wert once caught if I remember rightly, with a single glance of a single matchless eye, which, when the fair owner withdrew her veil, proved to be single in the literal sense of the word. And, besides, were you not another time enamoured of a voice—a mere voice, that mingled in the psalmody at the Old Greyfriars’ Church—until you discovered the proprietor of that dulcet organ to be Miss Dolly MacIzzard, who is both ‘back and breast’, as our saying goes?

As for the rest, if you can turn grumpy old fishermen into mysterious and romantic heroes, then I, for one, will find some amusement in that transformation. But wait! Even then, we need to be cautious. This same female chaplain—you say so little about her and so much about everyone else that it makes me doubtful. She’s VERY PRETTY, it seems—and that’s all you’ve chosen to tell me. Sometimes silence means more than just agreement. Were you embarrassed or scared, Darsie, to express your admiration for this very pretty woman?—Look at you blush! Why, I know you’re a hopeless admirer of ladies, and haven’t I been confiding in you? An elegant elbow, shown off when the rest of her was wrapped in a cloak, or a nice, well-shaped ankle and instep, glimpsed by chance as she walked up Old Assembly Close, [Of old this almost deserted alley formed the most common access betwixt the High Street and the southern suburbs.] drove you crazy for eight days. You once got completely hooked by just one look from a single stunning eye, which, when the lovely owner lifted her veil, turned out to be literally one of a kind. Plus, weren’t you another time in love with a voice—a mere voice, that blended into the singing at Old Greyfriars’ Church—until you found out the owner of that sweet voice was Miss Dolly MacIzzard, who is both 'front and back,' as we say?

All these things considered, and contrasted with thy artful silence on the subject of this grace-saying Nereid of thine, I must beg thee to be more explicit upon that subject in thy next, unless thou wouldst have me form the conclusion that thou thinkest more of her than thou carest to talk of.

All of these things taken into account, especially your clever silence about this graceful Nereid of yours, I have to ask you to be more clear about it in your next message, unless you want me to think you care more about her than you're willing to admit.

You will not expect much news from this quarter, as you know the monotony of my life, and are aware it must at present be devoted to uninterrupted study. You have said a thousand times that I am only qualified to make my way by dint of plodding, and therefore plod I must.

You shouldn’t expect much news from me right now, as you know how monotonous my life is and that it has to be focused on nonstop studying. You've said countless times that the only way I’ll succeed is through hard work, so that’s what I have to do.

My father seems to be more impatient of your absence than he was after your first departure. He is sensible, I believe, that our solitary meals want the light which your gay humour was wont to throw over them, and feels melancholy as men do when the light of the sun is no longer upon the landscape. If it is thus with him, thou mayst imagine it is much more so with me, and canst conceive how heartily I wish that thy frolic were ended, and thou once more our inmate.——

My father seems more impatient about your absence than he was after your first departure. I believe he realizes that our lonely meals lack the brightness your cheerful humor used to bring, and he feels down as people do when the sun is no longer shining on the landscape. If that's how he feels, you can imagine it's even more so for me, and you can understand how much I wish for your playful times to be over, and for you to be back with us again.

I resume my pen, after a few hours’ interval, to say that an incident has occurred on which you will yourself be building a hundred castles in the air, and which even I, jealous as I am of such baseless fabrics, cannot but own affords ground for singular conjecture.

I pick up my pen again, after a few hours’ break, to say that something has happened that you will undoubtedly be imagining all sorts of possibilities about. Even though I’m often envious of such fanciful ideas, I can’t help but admit that it provides some intriguing food for thought.

My father has of late taken me frequently along with him when he attends the courts, in his anxiety to see me properly initiated into the practical forms of business. I own I feel something on his account and my own from this over-anxiety, which, I dare say, renders us both ridiculous. But what signifies my repugnance? my father drags me up to his counsel learned in the law,—‘Are you quite ready to come on to-day, Mr. Crossbite?—This is my son, designed for the bar—I take the liberty to bring him with me to-day to the consultation, merely that he may see how these things are managed.’

My dad has recently been taking me with him to the courts quite often because he wants to make sure I get a solid understanding of how business works. I have to admit that this constant pressure makes us both feel a bit silly. But what does it matter how I feel? My dad drags me over to his lawyer friend—“Are you ready for today, Mr. Crossbite? This is my son, who’s set on going to law school. I hope it’s okay to bring him along for the consultation so he can see how everything is done.”

Mr. Crossbite smiles and bows; as a lawyer smiles on the solicitor who employs him, and I dare say, thrusts his tongue into his cheek, and whispers into the first great wig that passes him, ‘What the d—l does old Fairford mean by letting loose his whelp on me?’

Mr. Crossbite smiles and bows, like a lawyer does to the solicitor who hired him. I wouldn’t be surprised if he sticks his tongue into his cheek and whispers to the first big wig that walks by him, ‘What the heck is old Fairford thinking by unleashing his pup on me?’

As I stood beside them, too much vexed at the childish part I was made to play to derive much information from the valuable arguments of Mr. Crossbite, I observed a rather elderly man, who stood with his eyes firmly bent on my father, as if he only waited an end of the business in which he was engaged, to address him. There was something, I thought, in the gentleman’s appearance which commanded attention. Yet his dress was not in the present taste, and though it had once been magnificent, was now antiquated and unfashionable. His coat was of branched velvet, with a satin lining, a waistcoat of violet-coloured silk, much embroidered; his breeches the same stuff as the coat. He wore square-toed shoes, with foretops, as they are called; and his silk stockings were rolled up over his knee, as you may have seen in pictures, and here and there on some of those originals who seem to pique themselves on dressing after the mode of Methuselah. A CHAPEAU BRAS and sword necessarily completed his equipment, which, though out of date, showed that it belonged to a man of distinction.

As I stood next to them, too annoyed by the childish role I was forced to play to gain much from Mr. Crossbite's valuable arguments, I noticed an older man who had his eyes firmly fixed on my father, as if he were just waiting for the conversation to finish before addressing him. There was something about the man's appearance that demanded attention. Yet his outfit wasn't in style anymore; although it had once been impressive, it now looked outdated. He wore a velvety coat with a satin lining, a violet silk waistcoat that was heavily embroidered, and breeches made from the same material as the coat. His square-toed shoes had what are called foretops, and his silk stockings were rolled up over his knee, resembling those seen in paintings, especially of those who seem to take pride in dressing like Methuselah. A tricorne hat and sword completed his look, which, while old-fashioned, indicated that he was a man of status.

The instant Mr. Crossbite had ended what he had to say, this gentleman walked up to my father, with, ‘Your servant, Mr. Fairford—it is long since you and I met.’

The moment Mr. Crossbite finished speaking, this gentleman approached my father, saying, ‘Your servant, Mr. Fairford—it’s been a while since we last met.’

My father, whose politeness, you know, is exact and formal, bowed, and hemmed, and was confused, and at length professed that the distance since they had met was so great, that though he remembered the face perfectly, the name, he was sorry to any, had—really—somehow—escaped his memory.

My father, whose politeness is very precise and formal, bowed, hesitated, and seemed confused, and finally admitted that the time since they last met was so long that even though he remembered the face perfectly, he was sorry to say that the name had—really—somehow—slipped his mind.

‘Have you forgot Herries of Birrenswork?’ said the gentleman, and my father bowed even more profoundly than before; though I think his reception of his old friend seemed to lose some of the respectful civility which he bestowed on him while his name was yet unknown. It now seemed to be something like the lip-courtesy which the heart would have denied had ceremony permitted.

‘Have you forgotten Herries of Birrenswork?’ said the gentleman, and my father bowed even deeper than before; though I think his greeting for his old friend seemed to lose some of the respectful politeness he had shown while the man's name was still unknown. It now seemed more like a formal acknowledgment that his heart would have withheld if social decorum allowed.

My father, however, again bowed low, and hoped he saw him well.

My father, however, bowed deeply once more and hoped he was doing well.

‘So well, my good Mr. Fairford, that I come hither determined to renew my acquaintance with one or two old friends, and with you in the first place. I halt at my old resting place—you must dine with me to-day, at Paterson’s, at the head of the Horse Wynd—it is near your new fashionable dwelling, and I have business with you.’

‘Well, my good Mr. Fairford, I've come here ready to reconnect with a few old friends, starting with you. I'm stopping at my usual spot—you have to join me for dinner today at Paterson’s, at the top of Horse Wynd. It’s close to your new trendy place, and I need to talk to you about something.’

My father excused himself respectfully, and not without embarrassment—‘he was particularly engaged at home.’

My father politely excused himself, feeling a bit embarrassed—‘he was really busy at home.’

‘Then I will dine with you, man,’ said Mr. Herries of Birrenswork; ‘the few minutes you can spare me after dinner will suffice for my business; and I will not prevent you a moment from minding your own—I am no bottle-man.’

‘Then I'll have dinner with you, man,’ said Mr. Herries of Birrenswork; ‘the few minutes you can spare me after dinner will be enough for my business; and I won’t keep you from taking care of your own—I’m not a distraction.’

You have often remarked that my father, though a scrupulous ohserver of the rites of hospitality, seems to exercise them rather as a duty than as a pleasure; indeed, but for a conscientious wish to feed the hungry and receive the stranger, his doors would open to guests much seldomer than is the case. I never saw so strong an example of this peculiarity (which I should otherwise have said is caricatured in your description) as in his mode of homologating the self-given invitation of Mr. Herries. The embarsassed brow, and the attempt at a smile which accompanied his ‘We will expect the honour of seeing you in Brown Square at three o’clock,’ could not deceive any one, and did not impose upon the old laird. It was with a look of scorn that he replied, ‘I will relieve you then till that hour, Mr. Fairford;’ and his whole manner seemed to say, ‘It is my pleasure to dine with you, and I care not whether I am welcome or no.’

You’ve often said that my father, while a careful observer of hospitality, seems to do it more out of obligation than enjoyment; honestly, if it weren't for his genuine desire to feed the hungry and welcome strangers, he’d rarely open his doors to guests. I’ve never seen a clearer example of this quirk (which I might have said is exaggerated in your description) than in how he dealt with Mr. Herries’s unsolicited invitation. The embarrassed look on his face and the forced smile that accompanied his “We will expect the honor of seeing you in Brown Square at three o’clock” couldn’t fool anyone, especially not the old laird. With a scornful look, he replied, “I will relieve you then until that hour, Mr. Fairford;” and his whole demeanor seemed to say, “I’m happy to have dinner with you, and I don’t care if I’m welcome or not.”

When he turned away, I asked my father who he was.

When he turned away, I asked my dad who he was.

‘An unfortunate gentleman,’ was the reply.

‘An unfortunate man,’ was the reply.

‘He looks pretty well on his misfortunes,’ replied I. ‘I should not have suspected that so gay an outside was lacking a dinner.’

‘He seems to be handling his misfortunes pretty well,’ I replied. ‘I wouldn’t have guessed that such a cheerful exterior was hiding the fact that he missed a meal.’

‘Who told you that he does?’ replied my father; ‘he is OMNI SUSPICIONE MAJOR, so far as worldly circumstances are concerned. It is to be hoped he makes a good use of them; though, if he does, it will be for the first time in his life.’

‘Who told you that he does?’ replied my father; ‘he is MORE SUSPICIOUS than anyone, as far as worldly circumstances go. Hopefully, he uses them well; although, if he does, it will be for the first time in his life.’

‘He has then been an irregular liver?’ insinuated I.

‘So he’s been kind of a wild one?’ I suggested.

My father replied by that famous brocard with which he silences all unacceptable queries turning in the slightest degree upon the failings of our neighbours,—‘If we mend our own faults, Alan, we shall all of us have enough to do, without sitting in judgement upon other folks.’

My father responded with that well-known saying he uses to shut down any unacceptable questions, even just a bit, about our neighbors' flaws: "If we fix our own mistakes, Alan, we’ll all have plenty to keep us busy without judging other people."

Here I was again at fault; but rallying once more, I observed, he had the air of a man of high rank and family.

Here I was again at fault; but gathering my composure, I noticed he had the demeanor of someone from a prominent background.

‘He is well entitled,’ said my father, ‘representing Herries of Birrenswork; a branch of that great and once powerful family of Herries, the elder branch whereof merged in the house of Nithesdale at the death of Lord Robin the Philosopher, Anno Domini sixteen hundred and sixty-seven.’

‘He has every right,’ my father said, ‘to represent Herries of Birrenswork; a branch of that once great and powerful Herries family, the older branch of which merged with the house of Nithesdale upon the death of Lord Robin the Philosopher in the year sixteen hundred and sixty-seven.’

‘Has he still,’ said I, ‘his patrimonial estate of Birrenswork?’

‘Does he still have his inherited estate of Birrenswork?’

‘No,’ replied my father; ‘so far back as his father’s time, it was a mere designation—the property being forfeited by Herbert Herries following his kinsman the Earl of Derwentwater to the Preston affair in 1715. But they keep up the designation, thinking, doubtless, that their claims may be revived in more favourable times for Jacobites and for popery; and folks who in no way partake of their fantastic capriccios do yet allow it to pass unchallenged, EX COMITATE, if not EX MISERICORDIA.—But were he the Pope and the Pretender both, we must get some dinner ready for him, since he has thought fit to offer himself. So hasten home, my lad, and tell Hannah, Cook Epps, and James Wilkinson, to do their best; and do thou look out a pint or two of Maxwell’s best—it is in the fifth bin—there are the keys of the wine-cellar. Do not leave them in the lock—you know poor James’s failing, though he is an honest creature under all other temptations—and I have but two bottles of the old brandy left—we must keep it for medicine, Alan.’

‘No,’ my father replied; ‘going back to his father's time, it was just a title—the property was lost by Herbert Herries after he followed his relative, the Earl of Derwentwater, into the Preston affair in 1715. But they continue to use the title, probably thinking that their claims might come back during better times for Jacobites and Catholics; and people who don’t agree with their wild ideas still let it slide, EX COMITATE, if not EX MISERICORDIA. But whether he’s the Pope or the Pretender, we still need to get dinner ready for him now that he's offered to come. So hurry home, my boy, and tell Hannah, Cook Epps, and James Wilkinson to do their best; and look for a pint or two of Maxwell’s best—it’s in the fifth bin—here are the keys to the wine cellar. Don’t leave them in the lock—you know poor James’s weakness, although he’s a good man otherwise—and I only have two bottles of the old brandy left—we need to save it for medicine, Alan.’

Away went I—made my preparations—the hour of dinner came, and so did Mr. Herries of Birrenswork.

Away I went—made my preparations—the dinner hour arrived, and so did Mr. Herries of Birrenswork.

If I had thy power of imagination and description, Darsie, I could make out a fine, dark, mysterious, Rembrandt-looking portrait of this same stranger, which should be as far superior to thy fisherman as a shirt of chain-mail is to a herring-net. I can assure you there is some matter for description about him; but knowing my own imperfections, I can only say, I thought him eminently disagreeable and ill-bred.—No, ILL-BRED is not the proper word on the contrary, he appeared to know the rules of good-breeding perfectly, and only to think that the rank of the company did not require that he should attend to them—a view of the matter infinitely more offensive than if his behaviour had been that of uneducated and proper rudeness. While my father said grace, the laird did all but whistle aloud; and when I, at my father’s desire, returned thanks, he used his toothpick, as if he had waited that moment for its exercise.

If I had your talent for imagination and description, Darsie, I could create a striking, dark, mysterious, Rembrandt-style portrait of this stranger, which would be far superior to your fisherman, just like a suit of chain mail is to a herring net. I assure you there’s plenty to describe about him, but knowing my own limitations, I can only say that I found him extremely unpleasant and poorly mannered. No, "poorly mannered" isn’t quite right; rather, he seemed to know the rules of good manners perfectly well but thought that the status of the company didn’t require him to follow them—a perspective that’s far more offensive than just straightforward rudeness from someone uneducated. While my father said grace, the laird nearly whistled aloud; and when I, at my father’s request, expressed thanks, he pulled out his toothpick, as if he had been waiting for the opportunity to use it.

So much for Kirk—with King, matters went even worse. My father, thou knowest, is particularly full of deference to his guests; and in the present care, he seemed more than usually desirous to escape every cause of dispute. He so far compromised his loyalty as to announce merely ‘The King’ as his first toast after dinner, instead of the emphatic ‘King George’, which is his usual formula. Our guest made a motion with his glass, so as to pass it over the water-decanter which stood beside him, and added, ‘Over the water.’

So much for Kirk—things got even worse with the King. My father, as you know, is especially respectful to his guests; and in this case, he seemed more eager than usual to avoid any reason for disagreement. He even compromised his loyalty by simply toasting ‘The King’ as his first toast after dinner, instead of his usual, more emphatic ‘King George’. Our guest raised his glass, passing it over the water decanter beside him, and added, ‘Over the water.’

My father coloured, but would not seem to hear this. Much more there was of careless and disrespectful in the stranger’s manner and tone of conversation; so that, though I know my father’s prejudices in favour of rank and birth, and though I am aware his otherwise masculine understanding has never entirely shaken off the slavish awe of the great which in his earlier days they had so many modes of commanding, still I could hardly excuse him for enduring so much insolence—such it seemed to be as this self-invited guest was disposed to offer to him at his own table.

My father was upset, but he didn’t seem to acknowledge it. The stranger’s attitude and tone were much more careless and disrespectful; so, even though I knew my father had strong feelings about class and background, and I realized that his otherwise strong mindset never completely got rid of the submissive respect for the elite that they often demanded in his younger days, I still found it hard to excuse him for putting up with so much rudeness—especially since this uninvited guest was so willing to show it at his own dining table.

One can endure a traveller in the same carriage, if he treads upon your toes by accident, or even through negligence; but it is very different when, knowing that they are rather of a tender description, he continues to pound away at them with his hoofs. In my poor opinion—and I am a man of peace—you can, in that case, hardly avoid a declaration of war.

You can put up with a traveler in the same carriage who accidentally steps on your toes or does it out of carelessness. But it’s a whole different story when, knowing your toes are quite sensitive, he keeps stomping on them. In my humble opinion—and I’m a person who prefers peace—you can barely avoid declaring war in that situation.

I believe my father read my thoughts in my eye; for, pulling out his watch, he said; ‘Half-past four, Alan—you should be in your own room by this time—Birrenswork will excuse you.’

I think my dad could read what I was thinking just by looking in my eyes; because, taking out his watch, he said, “It’s half-past four, Alan—you should be in your room by now—Birrenswork will let you off.”

Our visitor nodded carelessly, and I had no longer any pretence to remain. But as I left the room, I heard this magnate of Nithesdale distinctly mention the name of Latimer. I lingered; but at length a direct hint from my father obliged me to withdraw; and when, an hour afterwards, I was summoned to partake of a cup of tea, our guest had departed. He had business that evening in the High Street, and could not spare time even to drink tea. I could not help saying, I considered his departure as a relief from incivility. ‘What business has he to upbraid us,’ I said, ‘with the change of our dwelling from a more inconvenient to a better quarter of the town? What was it to him if we chose to imitate some of the conveniences or luxuries of an English dwelling-house, instead of living piled up above each other in flats? Have his patrician birth and aristocratic fortunes given him any right to censure those who dispose of the fruits of their own industry, according to their own pleasure?’

Our visitor nodded without much thought, and I felt there was no reason for me to stay any longer. But as I was leaving the room, I distinctly heard this big shot from Nithesdale mention the name Latimer. I hesitated, but eventually a clear nudge from my father made me leave; and when I was called an hour later to have a cup of tea, our guest had already left. He had some business that evening on the High Street and couldn't even take a moment to have tea. I couldn't help but think of his departure as a relief from rudeness. “What right does he have to criticize us,” I said, “for moving from a less convenient place to a better part of town? Why should it matter to him if we want to enjoy some of the comforts or luxuries of an English-style home instead of living stacked on top of each other in apartments? Has his noble birth and wealthy background given him any authority to judge those who decide to spend their hard-earned money as they see fit?”

My father took a long pinch of snuff, and replied, ‘Very well, Alan; very well indeed. I wish Mr. Crossbite or Counsellor Pest had heard you; they must have acknowledged that you have a talent for forensic elocution; and it may not be amiss to try a little declamation at home now and then, to gather audacity and keep yourself in breath. But touching the subject of this paraffle of words, it’s not worth a pinch of tobacco. D’ye think that I care for Mr. Herries of Birrenswork more than any other gentleman who comes here about business, although I do not care to go tilting at his throat, because he speaks like a grey goose, as he is? But to say no more about him, I want to have Darsie Latimer’s present direction; for it is possible I may have to write the lad a line with my own hand—and yet I do not well know—but give me the direction at all events.’

My father took a long pinch of snuff and replied, “Very well, Alan; very well indeed. I wish Mr. Crossbite or Counselor Pest had heard you; they would have had to admit that you have a knack for persuasive speaking. It might not hurt to practice a bit at home now and then, to build your confidence and keep your voice strong. But about this chatter, it’s not worth much. Do you really think I care about Mr. Herries of Birrenswork any more than any other businessman who comes here? I mean, I’m not looking to confront him just because he talks like a silly goose, which he does. But enough about him, I need Darsie Latimer’s current address because I might need to write the boy a note myself—and I’m not really sure about it—but just give me the address anyway.”

I did so, and if you have heard from my father accordingly, you know more, probably, about the subject of this letter than I who write it. But if you have not, then shall I have discharged a friend’s duty, in letting you know that there certainly is something afloat between this disagreeable laird and my father, in which you are considerably interested.

I did that, and if you've heard from my father about it, you probably know more about the topic of this letter than I do. But if you haven't, then I've fulfilled a friend's duty by letting you know that there's definitely something going on between this unpleasant landowner and my father that you are quite interested in.

Adieu! and although I have given thee a subject for waking dreams, beware of building a castle too heavy for the foundation; which, in the present instance, is barely the word Latimer occurring in a conversation betwixt a gentleman of Dumfriesshire and a W.S. of Edinburgh—CAETERA PRORSUS IGNORO.

Goodbye! And while I’ve given you something to daydream about, be careful not to construct a fantasy that’s too weighty for its base; which, in this case, is just the word Latimer coming up in a conversation between a gentleman from Dumfriesshire and a writer from Edinburgh—CAETERA PRORSUS IGNORO.





LETTER VI

DARSIE LATIMER TO ALAN FAIRFORD

(In continuation of Letters III and IV.)

(In continuation of Letters III and IV.)

I told thee I walked out into the open air with my grave and stern landlord. I could now see more perfectly than on the preceding night the secluded glen in which stood the two or three cottages which appeared to be the abode of him and his family.

I told you I walked out into the fresh air with my serious and strict landlord. I could now see more clearly than the previous night the peaceful valley where the two or three cottages seemed to be where he and his family lived.

It was so narrow, in proportion to its depth, that no ray of the morning sun was likely to reach it till it should rise high in the horizon. Looking up the dell, you saw a brawling brook issuing in foamy haste from a covert of underwood, like a race-horse impatient to arrive at the goal; and, if you gazed yet; more earnestly, you might observe part of a high waterfall glimmering through the foliage, and giving occasion, doubtless, to the precipitate speed of the brook. Lower down, the stream became more placid, and opened into a quiet piece of water which afforded a rude haven to two or three fishermen’s boats, then lying high and dry on the sand, the tide being out. Two or three miserable huts could be seen beside this little haven, inhabited probably by the owners of the boats, but inferior in every respect to the establishment of mine host, though that was miserable enough.

It was so narrow, compared to its depth, that no rays of the morning sun were likely to reach it until it rose high on the horizon. Looking up the dell, you could see a rushing brook bursting forth in foamy excitement from a thicket of underbrush, like a racehorse eager to reach the finish line; and if you looked even more closely, you might catch a glimpse of a high waterfall shimmering through the leaves, undoubtedly contributing to the quick pace of the brook. Further down, the stream became calmer and opened into a quiet pool that provided a rough shelter for two or three fishermen's boats, which were left high and dry on the sand with the tide out. A couple of shabby huts were visible by this little cove, likely occupied by the boat owners, but they were inferior in every way to my host's establishment, though that was pretty miserable itself.

I had but a minute or two to make these observations, yet during that space my companion showed symptoms of impatience, and more than once shouted, ‘Cristal—Cristal Nixon,’ until the old man of the preceding evening appeared at the door of one of the neighbouring cottages or outhouses, leading the strong black horse which I before commemorated, ready bridled and saddled. My conductor made Cristal a sign with his finger, and, turning from the cottage door, led the way up the steep path or ravine which connected the sequestered dell with the open country.

I only had a minute or two to make these observations, but during that time my companion showed signs of impatience and shouted more than once, “Cristal—Cristal Nixon,” until the old man from the previous evening appeared at the door of one of the nearby cottages or outhouses, leading the strong black horse I mentioned earlier, fully bridled and saddled. My guide signaled to Cristal with his finger, and then, turning away from the cottage door, led the way up the steep path or ravine that connected the secluded valley with the open countryside.

Had I been perfectly aware of the character of the road down which I had been hurried with so much impetuosity on the preceding evening, I greatly question if I should have ventured the descent; for it deserved no better name than the channel of a torrent, now in a good measure filled with water, that dashed in foam and fury into the dell, being swelled with the rains of the preceding night. I ascended this ugly path with some difficulty although on foot, and felt dizzy when I observed, from such traces as the rains had not obliterated, that the horse seemed almost to have slid down it upon his haunches the evening before.

Had I been fully aware of the condition of the road I had been rushed down so recklessly the night before, I highly doubt I would have dared to go down it; it was nothing better than the bed of a stream, mostly filled with water that surged violently into the valley, swollen by the rain from the previous night. I climbed this rough path with some difficulty, even on foot, and felt dizzy when I noticed, from the marks that the rain hadn’t washed away, that the horse seemed to have nearly slid down on its backside the night before.

My host threw himself on his horse’s back, without placing a foot in the stirrup—passed me in the perilous ascent, against which he pressed his steed as if the animal had had the footing of a wild cat. The water and mud splashed from his heels in his reckless course, and a few bounds placed him on the top of the bank, where I presently joined him, and found the horse and rider standing still as a statue; the former panting and expanding his broad nostrils to the morning wind, the latter motionless, with his eye fixed on the first beams of the rising sun, which already began to peer above the eastern horizon and gild the distant mountains of Cumberland and Liddesdale.

My host jumped onto his horse without even putting a foot in the stirrup. He passed me on the steep climb, pressing his horse like it was sure-footed as a wild cat. Water and mud splattered from his heels as he rushed ahead, and a few leaps later, he reached the top of the bank. I soon joined him, finding both the horse and rider standing still as a statue; the horse was panting and flaring its wide nostrils to the morning breeze, while the rider was frozen, his gaze fixed on the first rays of the rising sun, which had just begun to peek over the eastern horizon, casting golden light on the distant mountains of Cumberland and Liddesdale.

He seemed in a reverie, from which he started at my approach, and, putting his horse in motion, led the way at a leisurely pace through a broken and sandy road, which traversed a waste, level, and uncultivated tract of downs, intermixed with morass, much like that in the neighbourhood of my quarters at Shepherd’s Bush. Indeed, the whole open ground of this district, where it approaches the sea, has, except in a few favoured spots, the same uniform and dreary character.

He looked lost in thought, but snapped back to reality when I approached. He started his horse and led the way slowly down a rough, sandy road that cut through a barren, flat, and uncultivated area, mixed with marshland, similar to what I saw near my place at Shepherd’s Bush. In fact, the entire open land in this area, as it gets closer to the sea, mostly has the same dull and bleak vibe, except for a few lucky locations.

Advancing about a hundred yards from the brink of the glen, we gained a still more extensive command of this desolate prospect, which seemed even more dreary, as contrasted with the opposite shores of Cumberland, crossed and intersected by ten thousand lines of trees growing in hedgerows, shaded with groves and woods of considerable extent, animated by hamlets and villas, from which thin clouds of smoke already gave sign of human life and human industry.

Advancing about a hundred yards from the edge of the valley, we got an even broader view of this bleak landscape, which looked even more depressing compared to the opposite banks of Cumberland, crisscrossed by countless lines of trees in hedgerows, shaded by large groves and forests, and bustling with small towns and homes, from which wisps of smoke already indicated signs of human life and activity.

My conductor had extended his arm, and was pointing the road to Shepherd’s Bush, when the step of a horse was heard approaching us. He looked sharply round, and having observed who was approaching, proceeded in his instructions to me, planting himself at the same time in the very middle of the path, which, at the place where we halted, had a slough on the one side and a sandbank on the other.

My conductor had extended his arm and was pointing the way to Shepherd’s Bush when we heard the sound of a horse approaching us. He turned sharply to see who it was, and after recognizing the person, continued giving me instructions while positioning himself right in the middle of the path. At the spot where we had stopped, there was a muddy area on one side and a sandbank on the other.

I observed that the rider who approached us slackened his horse’s pace from a slow trot to a walk, as if desirous to suffer us to proceed, or at least to avoid passing us at a spot where the difficulty of doing so must have brought us very close to each other. You know my old failing, Alan, and that I am always willing to attend to anything in preference to the individual who has for the time possession of the conversation.

I noticed that the rider who came toward us slowed his horse down from a slow trot to a walk, as if he wanted us to go ahead, or at least to avoid overtaking us in a spot where it would have been tough to pass without getting too close. You know my old habit, Alan, that I’m always more interested in anything else rather than the person who’s currently talking.

Agreeably to this amiable propensity, I was internally speculating concerning the cause of the rider keeping aloof from us, when my companion, elevating his deep voice so suddenly and so sternly as at once to recall my wandering thoughts, exclaimed, ‘In the name of the devil, young man, do you think that others have no better use for their time than you have, that you oblige me to repeat the same thing to you three times over? Do you see, I say, yonder thing at a mile’s distance, that looks like a finger-post, or rather like a gallows? I would it had a dreaming fool hanging upon it, as an example to all meditative moon-calves!—Yon gibbet-looking pole will guide you to the bridge, where you must pass the large brook; then proceed straight forwards, till several roads divide at a cairn. Plague on thee, thou art wandering again!

According to this friendly tendency, I was thinking about why the rider was keeping his distance from us when my companion suddenly raised his deep voice, sternly bringing me back to reality. He exclaimed, “For heaven's sake, young man, do you really think that others have nothing better to do than waste their time with you? Do you really need me to repeat the same thing three times? Do you see that thing a mile away that looks like a signpost or maybe like a gallows? I wish it had a foolish dreamer hanging from it to serve as a warning to all you daydreamers!—That pole that looks like a gallows will lead you to the bridge, where you need to cross the big stream; then go straight ahead until you reach the crossroads at a cairn. For goodness' sake, you’re daydreaming again!”

It is indeed quite true that at this moment the horseman approached us, and my attention was again called to him as I made way to let him pass. His whole exterior at once showed that he belonged to the Society of Friends, or, as the world and the world’s law calls them, Quakers. A strong and useful iron-grey galloway showed, by its sleek and good condition, that the merciful man was merciful to his beast. His accoutrements were in the usual unostentatious but clean and servicable order which characterizes these sectaries. His long surtout of dark-grey superfine cloth descended down to the middle of his leg, and was buttoned up to his chin, to defend him against the morning air. As usual, his ample beaver hung down without button or loop, and shaded a comely and placid countenance, the gravity of which appeared to contain some seasoning of humour, and had nothing in common with the pinched puritanical air affected by devotees in general. The brow was open and free from wrinkles, whether of age or hypocrisy. The eye was clear, calm, and considerate, yet appeared to be disturbed by apprehension, not to say fear, as, pronouncing the usual salutation of, ‘I wish thee a good morrow, friend,’ he indicated, by turning his palfrey close to one side of the path, a wish to glide past us with as little trouble as possible—just as a traveller would choose to pass a mastiff of whose peaceable intentions he is by no means confident.

It’s true that at that moment, the horseman came closer to us, and I noticed him again as I stepped aside to let him pass. His appearance immediately showed that he was a member of the Society of Friends, or what the world and its laws call Quakers. His iron-grey galloway looked healthy and well-groomed, proving that he was kind to his horse. His gear was simple yet clean and practical, which is typical of this group. His long dark-grey coat went down to the middle of his legs and was buttoned up to his chin to protect him from the morning chill. As usual, his broad-brimmed hat hung down without buttons or loops, casting a shadow over a pleasant and calm face. The serious expression had a hint of humor and definitely didn’t have the tense, puritanical look often seen in common devotees. His forehead was smooth and free of lines, whether from age or deceit. His eyes were clear, calm, and thoughtful but seemed troubled with some worry, if not fear, as he greeted us with, "I wish thee a good morrow, friend," and turned his horse to the side of the path, wanting to pass us with as little disruption as possible—like a traveler who would cautiously go by a large dog he wasn’t sure was friendly.

But my friend, not meaning, perhaps, that he should get off so easily, put his horse quite across the path, so that, without plunging into the slough, or scrambling up the bank, the Quaker could not have passed him. Neither of these was an experiment without hazard greater than the passenger seemed willing to incur. He halted, therefore, as if waiting till my companion should make way for him; and, as they sat fronting each other, I could not help thinking that they might have formed no bad emblem of Peace and War; for although my conductor was unarmed, yet the whole of his manner, his stern look, and his upright seat on horseback, were entirely those of a soldier in undress, He accosted the Quaker in these words, ‘So ho! friend Joshua, thou art early to the road this morning. Has the spirit moved thee and thy righteous brethren to act with some honesty, and pull down yonder tide-nets that keep the fish from coming up the river?’

But my friend, maybe not meaning for him to get off so easily, positioned his horse right across the path, so that without plunging into the mud or scrambling up the bank, the Quaker wouldn't have been able to pass. Neither option was an attempt without risks greater than the traveler seemed willing to take. He stopped, as if waiting for my companion to make way for him; and as they faced each other, I couldn't help but think they could symbolize Peace and War pretty well; because even though my companion was unarmed, his whole demeanor, stern look, and straight posture on the horse were completely those of a soldier out of uniform. He addressed the Quaker with these words, “Hey there, friend Joshua, you’re out on the road early this morning. Has the spirit moved you and your righteous buddies to do something honest and take down those tide nets that keep the fish from swimming up the river?”

‘Surely, friend, not so,’ answered Joshua, firmly, but good-humouredly at the same time; ‘thou canst not expect that our own hands should pull down what our purses established. Thou killest the fish with spear, line, and coble-net; and we, with snares and with nets, which work by the ebb and the flow of the tide. Each doth what seems best in his eyes to secure a share of the blessing which Providence hath bestowed on the river, and that within his own bounds. I prithee seek no quarrel against us, for thou shalt have no wrong at our hand.’

“Surely, my friend, that’s not how it is,” Joshua replied, confidently but with a smile. “You can’t expect us to destroy what we’ve worked hard to build. You catch fish with a spear, line, and net; we catch them with traps and nets that work with the ebb and flow of the tide. Each of us does what seems best to secure a share of the blessings that Providence has given us in this river, within our own limits. Please don’t start a fight with us, because we won’t do you any harm.”

‘Be assured I will take none at the hand of any man, whether his hat be cocked or broad-brimmed,’ answered the fisherman. ‘I tell you in fair terms, Joshua Geddes, that you and your partners are using unlawful craft to destroy the fish in the Solway by stake-nets and wears; and that we, who fish fairly, and like men, as our fathers did, have daily and yearly less sport and less profit. Do not think gravity or hypocrisy can carry it off as you have done. The world knows you, and we know you. You will destroy the salmon which makes the livelihood of fifty poor families, and then wipe your mouth, and go to make a speech at meeting. But do not hope it will last thus. I give you fair warning, we will be upon you one morning soon, when we will not leave a stake standing in the pools of the Solway; and down the tide they shall every one go, and well if we do not send a lessee along with them.’

"Rest assured, I won’t accept anything from anyone, whether they wear a fancy hat or a wide-brimmed one," replied the fisherman. "I’m telling you straight, Joshua Geddes, you and your partners are using illegal methods to wipe out the fish in the Solway with your stake-nets and weirs. Meanwhile, we, who fish honestly and like real men, just like our fathers did, are getting less and less out of it every day and every year. Don’t think that acting serious or pretending to be something you’re not will get you off the hook as it has in the past. The world sees you for what you are, and so do we. You’re going to wipe out the salmon that supports fifty poor families, and then you’ll just wipe your mouth and go give a speech at some meeting. But don’t think it’ll last like this. I’m giving you a fair warning; we will be coming for you one morning soon, and we won’t leave a single stake standing in the pools of the Solway; they’ll all go down the tide, and let's hope we don’t send a lessee along with them."

‘Friend,’ replied Joshua, with a constrained smile, ‘but that I know thou dost not mean as thou sayst, I would tell thee we are under the protection of this country’s laws; nor do we the less trust to obtain their protection, that our principles permit us not, by any act of violent resistance, to protect ourselves.’

‘Friend,’ replied Joshua, with a tight smile, ‘if I didn’t know you didn’t mean what you said, I would tell you that we are under the protection of this country’s laws; and we still trust that we will receive that protection, even though our beliefs prevent us from using any violent resistance to defend ourselves.’

‘All villainous cant and cowardice,’ exclaimed the fisherman, ‘and assumed merely as a cloak to your hypocritical avarice.’

‘All your villainous talk and cowardice,’ the fisherman exclaimed, ‘are just a cover for your hypocritical greed.’

‘Nay, say not cowardice, my friend,’ answered the Quaker, ‘since thou knowest there may be as much courage in enduring as in acting; and I will be judged by this youth, or by any one else, whether there is not more cowardice—even in the opinion of that world whose thoughts are the breath in thy nostrils—in the armed oppressor who doth injury, than in the defenceless and patient sufferer who endureth it with constancy.’

‘No, don’t call it cowardice, my friend,’ answered the Quaker, ‘since you know there can be just as much courage in enduring as in acting; and let this young man, or anyone else, judge whether there is not more cowardice—even in the view of that world whose thoughts are so important to you—in the armed oppressor who causes harm than in the defenseless and patient sufferer who endures it with strength.’

‘I will change no more words with you on the subject,’ said the fisherman, who, as if something moved at the last argument which Mr. Geddes had used, now made room for him to pass forward on his journey. ‘Do not forget, however,’ he added, ‘that you have had fair warning, nor suppose that we will accept of fair words in apology for foul play. These nets of yours are unlawful—they spoil our fishings—we will have them down at all risks and hazards. I am a man of my word, friend Joshua.’

"I won't say anything more about this," said the fisherman, who seemed affected by the last point Mr. Geddes had made, now stepping aside to let him continue on his way. "Just remember, though," he added, "you've been warned, and don’t think we’ll accept nice words as an apology for your wrongdoings. Your nets are illegal—they ruin our fishing—we’ll get rid of them no matter what. I keep my promises, friend Joshua."

‘I trust thou art,’ said the Quaker; ‘but thou art the rather bound to be cautious in rashly affirming what thou wilt never execute. For I tell thee, friend, that though there is as great a difference between thee and one of our people as there is between a lion and a sheep, yet I know and believe thou hast so much of the lion in thee, that thou wouldst scarce employ thy strength and thy rage upon that which professeth no means of resistance. Report says so much good of thee, at least, if it says little more.’

"I trust you are," said the Quaker. "But you really need to be careful about boldly claiming what you won't actually do. For I tell you, my friend, that although there's a huge difference between you and someone from our community, just like there's a difference between a lion and a sheep, I know and believe you have enough of the lion in you that you wouldn’t waste your strength and anger on something that doesn’t fight back. People say a lot of good things about you, at least, even if they say little else."

‘Time will try,’ answered the fisherman; ‘and hark thee, Joshua, before we part I will put thee in the way of doing one good deed, which, credit me, is better than twenty moral speeches. Here is a stranger youth, whom Heaven has so scantily gifted with brains, that he will bewilder himself in the Sands, as he did last night, unless thou wilt kindly show him the way to Shepherd’s Bush; for I have been in vain endeavouring to make him comprehend the road thither. Hast thou so much charity under thy simplicity, Quaker, as to do this good turn?’

“Time will tell,” replied the fisherman. “And listen, Joshua, before we go our separate ways, I want to help you do a good deed, which, trust me, is worth more than twenty moral speeches. There’s a young stranger here who’s not exactly blessed with common sense, and he’ll get lost in the Sands like he did last night unless you kindly show him the way to Shepherd’s Bush. I’ve tried and failed to explain the route to him. Do you have enough kindness in your simplicity, Quaker, to do this good deed?”

‘Nay, it is thou, friend,’ answered Joshua, ‘that dost lack charity, to suppose any one unwilling to do so simple a kindness.’

‘No, it’s you, my friend,’ replied Joshua, ‘who lacks kindness to think that anyone would be unwilling to do such a simple favor.’

‘Thou art right—I should have remembered it can cost thee nothing. Young gentlemen, this pious pattern of primitive simplicity will teach thee the right way to the Shepherd’s Bush—aye, and will himself shear thee like a sheep, if you come to buying and selling with him.’

‘You’re right—I should have remembered it won’t cost you anything. Young men, this holy example of basic simplicity will show you the right way to the Shepherd’s Bush—yes, and he will shear you like a sheep, if you come to trading with him.’

He then abruptly asked me, how long I intended to remain at Shepherd’s Bush.

He then suddenly asked me how long I planned to stay at Shepherd’s Bush.

I replied, I was at present uncertain—as long probably, as I could amuse myself in the neighbourhood.

I responded that I wasn't sure at the moment—likely for as long as I could keep myself entertained in the area.

‘You are fond of sport?’ he added, in the same tone of brief inquiry.

‘Do you like sports?’ he added, in the same tone of brief inquiry.

I answered in the affirmative, but added, I was totally inexperienced.

I replied yes, but mentioned that I had no experience at all.

‘Perhaps if you reside here for some days,’ he said, ‘we may meet again, and I may have the chance of giving you a lesson.’

‘Maybe if you stay here for a few days,’ he said, ‘we might run into each other again, and I might get the chance to give you a lesson.’

Ere I could express either thanks or assent, he turned short round with a wave of his hand by way of adieu, and rode back to the verge of the dell from which we had emerged together; and as he remained standing upon the banks, I could long hear his voice while he shouted down to those within its recesses.

Before I could say thanks or agree, he abruptly turned around, waving his hand as a goodbye, and rode back to the edge of the valley where we had come from together. As he stood on the banks, I could still hear his voice shouting down to those in the depths.

Meanwhile the Quaker and I proceeded on our journey for some time in silence; he restraining his sober-minded steed to a pace which might have suited a much less active walker than myself, and looking on me from time to time with an expression of curiosity, mingled with benignity. For my part, I cared not to speak first. It happened I had never before been in company with one of this particular sect, and, afraid that in addressing him I might unwittingly infringe upon some of their prejudices or peculiarities, I patiently remained silent. At length he asked me, whether I had been long in the service of the laird, as men called him.

Meanwhile, the Quaker and I traveled for a while in silence; he kept his calm horse at a pace that would have suited a much slower walker than me, occasionally looking at me with a mix of curiosity and kindness. As for me, I didn’t want to speak first. I realized I had never been around someone from this specific group before, and worried that if I spoke to him, I might accidentally offend some of their beliefs or quirks, so I stayed quiet. Finally, he asked me if I had been working for the laird for long, as people referred to him.

I repeated the words ‘in his service?’ with such an accent of surprise, as induced him to say, ‘Nay, but, friend, I mean no offence; perhaps I should have said in his society—an inmate, I mean, in his house?’

I repeated the words "in his service?" with such a tone of surprise that it made him say, "No, my friend, I mean no offense; maybe I should have said in his company—someone living in his house?"

‘I am totally unknown to the person from whom we have just parted,’ said I, ‘and our connexion is only temporary. He had the charity to give me his guidance from the Sands, and a night’s harbourage from the tempest. So our acquaintance began, and there it is likely to end; for you may observe that our friend is by no means apt to encourage familiarity.’

‘I don’t really know the person we just left,’ I said, ‘and our connection is only temporary. He kindly offered me his guidance during the rough times and a place to stay for the night. So that’s how our acquaintance started, and it’s probably where it will end; you might notice that our friend isn't exactly the type to promote closeness.’

‘So little so,’ answered my companion, ‘that thy case is, I think, the first in which I ever heard of his receiving any one into his house; that is, if thou hast really spent the night there.’

‘Not much at all,’ replied my companion, ‘because your situation is, I believe, the first time I've ever heard of him taking anyone into his home; that is, if you really spent the night there.’

‘Why should you doubt it?’ replied I; ‘there is no motive I can have to deceive you, nor is the object worth it.’

‘Why would you doubt it?’ I replied. ‘I have no reason to deceive you, and the outcome isn’t worth it.’

‘Be not angry with me,’ said the Quaker; ‘but thou knowest that thine own people do not, as we humbly endeavour to do, confine themselves within the simplicity of truth, but employ the language of falsehood, not only for profit, but for compliment, and sometimes for mere diversion. I have heard various stories of my neighbour; of most of which I only believe a small part, and even then they are difficult to reconcile with each other. But this being the first time I ever beard of his receiving a stranger within his dwelling, made me express some doubts. I pray thee let them not offend thee.’

“Please don’t be mad at me,” said the Quaker; “but you know that your own people don’t, as we humbly try to do, stick to the simplicity of truth. Instead, they use lies, not just for gain, but for flattery, and sometimes just for fun. I’ve heard lots of stories about my neighbor; for most of them, I only believe a little bit, and even then they’re hard to make sense of together. But this is the first time I’ve ever heard of him welcoming a stranger into his home, which made me have some doubts. I hope that doesn’t upset you.”

‘He does not,’ said I, ‘appear to possess in much abundance the means of exercising hospitality, and so may be excused from offering it in ordinary cases.’

‘He doesn’t,’ I said, ‘seem to have a lot of resources for being hospitable, so he can be forgiven for not offering it in typical situations.’

‘That is to say, friend,’ replied Joshua, ‘thou hast supped ill, and perhaps breakfasted worse. Now my small tenement, called Mount Sharon, is nearer to us by two miles than thine inn; and although going thither may prolong thy walk, as taking thee of the straighter road to Shepherd’s Bush, yet methinks exercise will suit thy youthful limbs, as well as a good plain meal thy youthful appetite. What sayst thou, my young acquaintance?’

‘That is to say, friend,’ replied Joshua, ‘you’ve had a bad dinner, and maybe an even worse breakfast. Now my little place, called Mount Sharon, is two miles closer to us than your inn; and even though going there might make your walk longer by taking you off the direct route to Shepherd’s Bush, I think some exercise will be good for your young body, just as a simple meal will satisfy your youthful hunger. What do you say, my young friend?’

‘If it puts you not to inconvenience,’ I replied; for the invitation was cordially given, and my bread and milk had been hastily swallowed, and in small quantity.

‘If it doesn’t inconvenience you,’ I replied; for the invitation was warmly offered, and I had quickly and barely finished my bread and milk.

‘Nay,’ said Joshua, ‘use not the language of compliment with those who renounce it. Had this poor courtesy been very inconvenient, perhaps I had not offered it.’

‘No,’ said Joshua, ‘don’t use flattering words with those who reject it. If this polite gesture had been a real hassle, I probably wouldn’t have made it.’

‘I accept the invitation, then,’ said I, ‘in the same good spirit in which you give it.’

“I accept the invitation, then,” I said, “in the same good spirit in which you offer it.”

The Quaker smiled, reached me his hand, I shook it, and we travelled on in great cordiality with each other. The fact is, I was much entertained by contrasting in my own mind, the open manner of the kind-hearted Joshua Geddes, with the abrupt, dark, and lofty demeanour of my entertainer on the preceding evening. Both were blunt and unceremonious; but the plainness of the Quaker had the character of devotional simplicity, and was mingled with the more real kindness, as if honest Joshua was desirous of atoning, by his sincerity, for the lack of external courtesy. On the contrary, the manners of the fisherman were those of one to whom the rules of good behaviour might be familiar, but who, either from pride or misanthropy, scorned to observe them. Still I thought of him with interest and curiosity, notwithstanding so much about him that was repulsive; and I promised myself, in the course of my conversation with the Quaker, to learn all that he knew on the subject. He turned the conversation, however, into a different channel, and inquired into my own condition of life, and views in visiting this remote frontier.

The Quaker smiled, reached out his hand, I shook it, and we continued on with great friendliness towards each other. I was quite entertained thinking about the contrast between the open nature of the kind-hearted Joshua Geddes and the abrupt, dark, and lofty demeanor of my host from the night before. Both were direct and informal, but the straightforwardness of the Quaker had a sense of genuine simplicity, mixed with a deeper kindness, as if honest Joshua wanted to make up for the lack of polite manners with his sincerity. In contrast, the fisherman’s behavior seemed to come from someone who knew the rules of polite society but, either out of pride or misanthropy, chose to ignore them. Nevertheless, I found him interesting and curious, despite many off-putting traits; I told myself that during my conversation with the Quaker, I would learn everything he knew about this subject. However, he shifted the conversation to a different topic and asked about my own situation in life and my reasons for visiting this remote frontier.

I only thought it necessary to mention my name, and add, that I had been educated to the law, but finding myself possessed of some independence, I had of late permitted myself some relaxation, and was residing at Shepherd’s Bush to enjoy the pleasure of angling.

I thought it was only fair to mention my name and add that I studied law, but since I have some independence now, I’ve allowed myself some time off and have been living in Shepherd’s Bush to enjoy fishing.

‘I do thee no harm, young man,’ said my new friend, ‘in wishing thee a better employment for thy grave hours, and a more humane amusement (if amusement thou must have) for those of a lighter character.’

‘I mean you no harm, young man,’ said my new friend, ‘in hoping you find a better way to spend your quiet moments, and a kinder form of entertainment (if you must have entertainment) for your more carefree times.’

‘You are severe, sir,’ I replied. ‘I heard you but a moment since refer yourself to the protection of the laws of the country—if there be laws, there must be lawyers to explain, and judges to administer them.’

‘You’re being really harsh, sir,’ I replied. ‘I just heard you a moment ago mention relying on the protection of the laws of the country—if there are laws, there have to be lawyers to interpret them and judges to enforce them.’

Joshua smiled, and pointed to the sheep which were grazing on the downs over which we were travelling. ‘Were a wolf,’ he said, ‘to come even now upon yonder flocks, they would crowd for protection, doubtless, around the shepherd and his dogs; yet they are bitten and harassed daily by the one, shorn, and finally killed and eaten by the other. But I say not this to shock you; for, though laws and lawyers are evils, yet they are necessary evils in this probationary state of society, till man shall learn to render unto his fellows that which is their due, according to the light of his own conscience, and through no other compulsion. Meanwhile, I have known many righteous men who have followed thy intended profession in honesty and uprightness of walk. The greater their merit, who walk erect in a path which so many find slippery.

Joshua smiled and pointed to the sheep grazing on the hills we were passing. "If a wolf were to come right now upon those flocks, they would surely crowd around the shepherd and his dogs for protection; yet they are bitten and troubled every day by one and ultimately shorn and eaten by the other. I don’t mention this to shock you, because while laws and lawyers are necessary evils, they are still evils in this temporary stage of society, until humanity learns to treat each other according to what they deserve, guided by their own conscience and not by any external pressure. In the meantime, I have known many good people who have pursued your intended career with honesty and integrity. Their merit is even greater as they walk steadily in a path that so many find slippery."

‘And angling,’ said I:—‘you object to that also as an amusement, you who, if I understood rightly what passed between you and my late landlord, are yourself a proprietor of fisheries.’

‘And fishing,’ I said, ‘you have a problem with that as a pastime, you who, if I understood correctly what you discussed with my late landlord, are yourself an owner of fishing grounds.’

‘Not a proprietor,’ he replied, ‘I am only, in copartnery with others, a tacksman or lessee of some valuable salmon-fisheries a little down the coast. But mistake me not. The evil of angling, with which I class all sports, as they are called, which have the sufferings of animals for their end and object, does not consist in the mere catching and killing those animals with which the bounty of Providence hath stocked the earth for the good of man, but in making their protracted agony a principle of delight and enjoyment. I do indeed cause these fisheries to be conducted for the necessary taking, killing, and selling the fish; and, in the same way, were I a farmer, I should send my lambs to market. But I should as soon think of contriving myself a sport and amusement out of the trade of the butcher as out of that of the fisher.’

‘Not a owner,’ he replied, ‘I’m just, along with others, a tenant or lessee of some valuable salmon fisheries a bit down the coast. But don’t get me wrong. The problem with fishing, which I categorize with all sports that cause animals to suffer, isn’t just in catching and killing these creatures that Providence has provided for the benefit of humankind, but in taking pleasure from their prolonged suffering. I do indeed manage these fisheries to catch, kill, and sell the fish as needed; similarly, if I were a farmer, I would send my lambs to market. But I’d feel just as uncomfortable creating a sport or amusement from the work of a butcher as I would from that of a fisher.’

We argued the point no further; for though I thought his arguments a little too high-strained, yet as my mind acquitted me of having taken delight in aught but the theory of field-sports, I did not think myself called upon stubbornly to advocate a practice which had afforded me so little pleasure.

We didn’t argue the point any further; even though I found his arguments a bit over the top, since I knew I had only enjoyed the theory of field sports, I didn’t feel the need to stubbornly defend a practice that had brought me so little joy.

We had by this time arrived at the remains of an old finger-post, which my host had formerly pointed out as a landmark. Here, a ruinous wooden bridge, supported by long posts resembling crutches, served me to get across the water, while my new friend sought a ford a good way higher up, for the stream was considerably swelled.

We had now reached the remnants of an old finger-post, which my host had previously identified as a landmark. There, a dilapidated wooden bridge, propped up by long posts that looked like crutches, allowed me to cross the water, while my new friend looked for a shallow crossing further upstream, as the stream had risen quite a bit.

As I paused for his rejoining me, I observed an angler at a little distance pouching trout after trout, as fast almost as he could cast his line; and I own, in spite of Joshua’s lecture on humanity, I could not but envy his adroitness and success, so natural is the love of sport to our minds, or so easily are we taught to assimilate success in field-sports with ideas of pleasure, and with the praise due to address and agility. I soon recognized in the successful angler little Benjie, who had been my guide and tutor in that gentle art, as you have learned from my former letters. I called—I whistled—the rascal recognized me, and, starting like a guilty thing, seemed hesitating whether to approach or to run away; and when he determined on the former, it was to assail me with a loud, clamorous, and exaggerated report of the anxiety of all at the Shepherd’s Bush for my personal safety; how my landlady had wept, how Sam and the ostler had not the heart to go to bed, but sat up all night drinking—and how he himself had been up long before daybreak to go in quest of me.

As I waited for him to rejoin me, I noticed an angler a little way off reeling in trout one after another, almost as quickly as he could cast his line. I have to admit, despite Joshua’s lecture on compassion, I couldn’t help but envy his skill and success; it’s so natural for us to love sports, or we easily connect success in outdoor activities with feelings of joy and the recognition that comes from skill and agility. I soon recognized the successful angler as little Benjie, who had been my guide and teacher in that gentle art, as you’ve learned from my earlier letters. I called out—I whistled—and the rascal recognized me, jumping like he’d been caught doing something wrong, uncertain whether to come over or run away. When he finally chose to come over, he bombarded me with a loud, dramatic and exaggerated account of how everyone back at Shepherd’s Bush was worried about my safety; how my landlady had cried, how Sam and the stablehand couldn’t bring themselves to go to bed and had stayed up all night drinking—and how he had gotten up long before dawn to come look for me.

‘And you were switching the water, I suppose,’ said I, ‘to discover my dead body?’

‘And you were changing the water, I guess,’ I said, ‘to find my dead body?’

This observation produced a long ‘Na—a—a’ of acknowledged detection; but, with his natural impudence, and confidence in my good nature, he immediately added, ‘that he thought I would like a fresh trout or twa for breakfast, and the water being in such a rare trim for the saumon raun, [The bait made of salmon-roe salted and preserved. In a swollen river, and about the month of October, it is a most deadly bait.] he couldna help taking a cast.’

This comment sparked a long “No—no” of recognized disbelief; but, with his usual cheekiness and faith in my easygoing nature, he quickly added that he thought I might enjoy a fresh trout or two for breakfast, and since the water was in such great condition for salmon fishing, he couldn’t resist taking a cast.

While we were engaged in this discussion, the honest Quaker returned to the farther end of the wooden bridge to tell me he could not venture to cross the brook in its present state: but would be under the necessity to ride round by the stone bridge, which was a mile and a half higher up than his own house. He was about to give me directions how to proceed without him, and inquire for his sister, when I suggested to him that, if he pleased to trust his horse to little Benjie, the boy might carry him round by the bridge, while we walked the shorter and more pleasant road.

While we were having this conversation, the honest Quaker went back to the far end of the wooden bridge to tell me he couldn't risk crossing the creek in its current condition. He would need to go around by the stone bridge, which was a mile and a half farther up than his house. He was about to give me instructions on how to continue without him and ask about his sister when I suggested that if he would trust his horse to little Benjie, the boy could take it around by the bridge while we walked the shorter and more pleasant route.

Joshua shook his head, for he was well acquainted with Benjie, who, he said, was the naughtiest varlet in the whole neighbourhood. Nevertheless, rather than part company, he agreed to put the pony under his charge for a short season, with many injunctions that he should not attempt to mount, but lead the pony (even Solomon) by the bridle, under the assurances of sixpence in case of proper demeanour, and penalty that if he transgressed the orders given him, ‘verily he would be scourged.’

Joshua shook his head because he knew Benjie well, and he said he was the most mischievous kid in the whole neighborhood. Still, rather than end their friendship, he agreed to let Benjie take care of the pony for a little while, with strict instructions that he shouldn’t try to ride it but should lead the pony (even if it was Solomon) by the bridle. He promised Benjie sixpence if he behaved properly, but warned that if he didn’t follow the rules, he would be seriously punished.

Promises cost Benjie nothing, and he showered them out wholesale; till the Quaker at length yielded up the bridle to him, repeating his charges, and enforcing them by holding up his forefinger. On my part, I called to Benjie to leave the fish he had taken at Mount Sharon, making, at the same time, an apologetic countenance to my new friend, not being quite aware whether the compliment would be agreeable to such a condemner of field-sports.

Promises were free for Benjie, and he threw them around generously; until the Quaker finally handed over the reins to him, repeating his warnings and emphasizing them by raising his finger. I, on the other hand, called out to Benjie to leave the fish he had caught at Mount Sharon, while also giving an apologetic look to my new friend, unsure if the compliment would sit well with someone who disapproved of hunting.

He understood me at once, and reminded me of the practical distinction betwixt catching the animals as an object of cruel and wanton sport, and eating them as lawful and gratifying articles of food, after they were killed. On the latter point he had no scruples; but, on the contrary, assured me that this brook contained the real red trout, so highly esteemed by all connoisseurs, and that, when eaten within an hour of their being caught, they had a peculiar firmness of substance and delicacy of flavour, which rendered them an agreeable addition to a morning meal, especially when earned, like ours, by early rising, and an hour or two’s wholesome exercise.

He got me right away and pointed out the important difference between catching animals for cruel and pointless sport and eating them as legitimate and satisfying food after they’ve been killed. He had no issues with the latter; in fact, he confidently told me that this brook had the real red trout, which all connoisseurs greatly value, and that when eaten within an hour of being caught, they have a unique firmness and delicate flavor that make them a great addition to a morning meal—especially when earned, like ours, through getting up early and getting in a good hour or two of healthy exercise.

But to thy alarm be it spoken, Alan, we did not come so far as the frying of our fish without further adventure. So it is only to spare thy patience, and mine own eyes, that I pull up for the present, and send thee the rest of my story in a subsequent letter.

But to your surprise, Alan, we didn't come this far just to fry our fish without more adventures. So to save both your patience and my own eyes, I'm pausing for now and will send you the rest of my story in a later letter.





LETTER VII

THE SAME TO THE SAME (In continuation.)

Little Benjie, with the pony, having been sent off on the left side of the brook, the Quaker and I sauntered on, like the cavalry and infantry of the same army occupying the opposite banks of a river, and observing the same line of march. But, while my worthy companion was assuring me of a pleasant greensward walk to his mansion, little Benjie, who had been charged to keep in sight, chose to deviate from the path assigned him, and, turning to the right, led his charge, Solomon, out of our vision.

Little Benjie, with the pony, was sent off to the left side of the brook, while the Quaker and I strolled along, like the cavalry and infantry of the same army on opposite sides of a river, following the same route. But, while my good companion was telling me about a nice grassy walk to his house, little Benjie, who was supposed to stay in sight, decided to stray from the path he was given and, turning right, took his pony, Solomon, out of our view.

‘The villain means to mount him!’ cried Joshua, with more vivacity than was consistent with his profession of passive endurance.

‘The villain plans to attack him!’ shouted Joshua, with more energy than was fitting for his role of passive endurance.

I endeavoured to appease his apprehensions, as he pushed on, wiping his brow with vexation, assuring him that, if the boy did mount, he would, for his own sake, ride gently.

I tried to calm his fears as he moved ahead, wiping his brow in frustration, assuring him that if the boy did get on, he would, for his own sake, take it easy.

‘You do not know him,’ said Joshua, rejecting all consolation; ‘HE do anything gently!—no, he will gallop Solomon—he will misuse the sober patience of the poor animal who has borne me so long! Yes, I was given over to my own devices when I ever let him touch the bridle, for such a little miscreant there never was before him in this country.’

‘You don’t know him,’ said Joshua, dismissing all comfort; ‘HE do anything gently!—no, he will rush Solomon—he will mistreat the calm patience of the poor animal that has carried me for so long! Yes, I was left to my own devices when I ever let him touch the reins, for there has never been such a little troublemaker in this country before him.’

He then proceeded to expatiate on every sort of rustic enormity of which he accused Benjie. He had been suspected of snaring partridges—was detected by Joshua himself in liming singing-birds—stood fully charged with having worried several cats, by aid of a lurcher which attended him, and which was as lean, and ragged, and mischievous, as his master. Finally, Benjie stood accused of having stolen a duck, to hunt it with the said lurcher, which was as dexterous on water as on land. I chimed in with my friend, in order to avoid giving him further irritation, and declared I should be disposed, from my own experience, to give up Benjie as one of Satan’s imps. Joshua Geddes began to censure the phrase as too much exaggerated, and otherwise unbecoming the mouth of a reflecting person; and, just as I was apologizing for it, as being a term of common parlance, we heard certain sounds on the opposite side of the brook, which seemed to indicate that Solomon and Benjie were at issue together. The sandhills behind which Benjie seemed to take his course, had concealed from us, as doubtless he meant they should, his ascent into the forbidden saddle, and, putting Solomon to his mettle, which he was seldom called upon to exert, they had cantered away together in great amity, till they came near to the ford from which the palfrey’s legitimate owner had already turned back.

He then went on to describe all kinds of rural misdeeds he accused Benjie of. He had been suspected of trapping partridges—was caught by Joshua himself trying to catch singing birds—was fully charged with having troubled several cats, using a lurcher that followed him, which was as skinny, ragged, and troublesome as he was. Finally, Benjie was accused of stealing a duck to hunt it with that lurcher, which was as skilled in water as it was on land. I chimed in with my friend to avoid further irritating him, and I said I would be inclined, based on my own experience, to consider Benjie one of Satan’s minions. Joshua Geddes began to criticize that phrase as too exaggerated and inappropriate for someone who claims to think deeply; and just as I was apologizing for it, saying it was just a common saying, we heard some noises from the other side of the brook, suggesting that Solomon and Benjie were having a disagreement. The sandhills that Benjie seemed to be navigating had hidden his ascent into the forbidden saddle from us, as he likely intended, and, pushing Solomon to show his mettle—which he was rarely called upon to do—they had galloped away together happily until they got close to the ford where the rightful owner of the palfrey had already turned back.

Here a contest of opinions took place between the horse and his rider. The latter, according to his instructions, attempted to direct Solomon towards the distant bridge of stone; but Solomon opined that the ford was the shortest way to his own stable. The point was sharply contested, and we heard Benjie gee-hupping, tchek-tcheking, and, above all, flogging in great style; while Solomon, who, docile in his general habits, was now stirred beyond his patience, made a great trampling and recalcitration; and it was their joint noise which we heard, without being able to see, though Joshua might too well guess, the cause of it.

Here, a disagreement broke out between the horse and his rider. The rider, following his instructions, tried to guide Solomon toward the distant stone bridge; however, Solomon believed that the ford was the quickest route to his stable. The argument was heated, and we could hear Benjie making various sounds and, most notably, whipping with great effort; while Solomon, typically obedient, was now pushed past his limits, stamping heavily and refusing to cooperate. It was their combined noise that we heard, even though we couldn't see what was happening, though Joshua could likely imagine the reason for it.

Alarmed at these indications, the Quaker began to shout out, ‘Benjie—thou varlet! Solomon—thou fool!’ when the couple presented themselves in full drive, Solomon having now decidedly obtained the better of the conflict, and bringing his unwilling rider in high career down to the ford. Never was there anger changed so fast into humane fear, as that of my good companion. ‘The varlet will be drowned!’ he exclaimed—‘a widow’s son!—her only son!—and drowned!—let me go’—And he struggled with me stoutly as I hung upon him, to prevent him from plunging into the ford.

Alarmed by these signs, the Quaker started shouting, “Benjie—you scoundrel! Solomon—you fool!” as the couple came charging in, with Solomon clearly having won the struggle and bringing his reluctant rider straight to the riverbank. Never has anger turned into humane fear so quickly as it did for my good friend. “The scoundrel will drown!” he exclaimed—“a widow’s son!—her only son!—and he’ll drown!—let me go”—and he fought against me hard as I held onto him, trying to stop him from jumping into the river.

I had no fear whatever for Benjie; for the blackguard vermin, though he could not manage the refractory horse, stuck on his seat like a monkey. Solomon and Benjie scrambled through the ford with little inconvenience, and resumed their gallop on the other side.

I had no fear at all for Benjie; the worthless guy, even though he couldn't handle the stubborn horse, clung to his seat like a monkey. Solomon and Benjie made it through the ford easily and picked up their gallop on the other side.

It was impossible to guess whether on this last occasion Benjie was running off with Solomon, or Solomon with Benjie; but, judging from character and motives, I rather suspected the former. I could not help laughing as the rascal passed me, grinning betwixt terror and delight, perched on the very pommel of the saddle, and holding with extended arms by bridle and mane while Solomon, the bit secured between his teeth, and his head bored down betwixt his forelegs, passed his master in this unwonted guise as hard as he could pelt.

It was hard to tell if Benjie was running off with Solomon or if Solomon was running off with Benjie this time; but judging by their personalities and motives, I had a feeling it was the former. I couldn’t help but laugh as the little rascal zoomed past me, a mix of fear and joy on his face, perched right on the pommel of the saddle, holding on with his arms outstretched by the bridle and mane. Meanwhile, Solomon, the bit clenched between his teeth and his head lowered between his front legs, sped by his owner in this unusual way as fast as he could go.

‘The mischievous bastard!’ exclaimed the Quaker, terrified out of his usual moderation of speech—‘the doomed gallows-bird!—he will break Solomon’s wind to a certainty.’

‘The mischievous bastard!’ shouted the Quaker, breaking his usual calm—‘the doomed gallows-bird!—he’s definitely going to upset Solomon’s plans.’

I prayed him to be comforted—assured, him a brushing gallop would do his favourite no harm and reminded him of the censure he had bestowed on me a minute before, for applying a harsh epithet to the boy.

I urged him to find comfort—promised him that a quick ride would be fine for his favorite and reminded him of the criticism he had just given me for using a harsh word to describe the boy.

But Joshua was not without his answer; ‘Friend youth,’ he said, ‘thou didst speak of the lad’s soul, which thou didst affirm belonged to the enemy, and of that thou couldst say nothing of thine own knowledge; on the contrary, I did but speak of his outward man, which will assuredly be suspended by a cord, if he mendeth not his manners. Men say that, young as he is, he is one of the laird’s gang.’

But Joshua had his reply; "Friend, young one," he said, "you mentioned the boy’s soul, claiming it belongs to the enemy, but you have no knowledge of that; on the other hand, I only spoke about his behavior, which will surely be hanging by a thread if he doesn’t improve. People say that, despite his age, he’s part of the laird’s crew."

‘Of the laird’s gang!’ said I, repeating the words in surprise. ‘Do you mean the person with whom I slept last night? I heard you call him the laird. Is he at the head of a gang?’

‘Of the laird’s gang!’ I exclaimed, repeating the words in disbelief. ‘Are you talking about the guy I slept with last night? I heard you call him the laird. Is he leading a gang?’

‘Nay, I meant not precisely a gang,’ said the Quaker, who appeared in his haste to have spoken more than he intended—a company, or party, I should have said; but thus it is, friend Latimer, with the wisest men when they permit themselves to be perturbed with passion, and speak as in a fever, or as with the tongue of the foolish and the forward. And although thou hast been hasty to mark my infirmity, yet I grieve not that thou hast been a witness to it, seeing that the stumbles of the wise may be no less a caution to youth and inexperience, than is the fall of the foolish.’

“Actually, I didn’t mean exactly a gang,” said the Quaker, who seemed to have spoken more than he intended in his rush—more like a group or gathering, I should say; but this is how it goes, friend Latimer, with the wisest people when they let themselves get upset and speak as if in a frenzy, or like the foolish and reckless. And even though you were quick to point out my weakness, I’m not upset that you witnessed it, since the mistakes of the wise can serve as a warning to youth and the inexperienced, just as much as the downfall of the foolish.”

This was a sort of acknowledgement of what I had already begun to suspect—that my new friend’s real goodness of disposition, joined to the acquired quietism of his religious sect, had been unable entirely to check the effervescence of a temper naturally warm and hasty.

This was a kind of recognition of what I had already started to suspect—that my new friend's genuine kindness, combined with the calmness instilled by his religious group, had not completely stopped the bubbling over of his naturally warm and quick temper.

Upon the present occasion, as if sensible he had displayed a greater degree of emotion than became his character, Joshua avoided further allusion to Benjie and Solomon, and proceeded to solicit my attention to the natural objects around us, which increased in beauty and interest, as, still conducted by the meanders of the brook, we left the common behind us, and entered a more cultivated and enclosed country, where arable and pasture ground was agreeably varied with groves and hedges. Descending now almost close to the stream, our course lay through a little gate, into a pathway kept with great neatness, the sides of which were decorated with trees and flowering shrubs of the hardier species; until, ascending by a gentle slope, we issued from the grove, and stood almost at once in front of a low but very neat building, of an irregular form; and my guide, shaking me cordially by the hand, made me welcome to Mount Sharon.

On this occasion, as if aware that he had shown more emotion than his character warranted, Joshua avoided mentioning Benjie and Solomon any further. Instead, he directed my attention to the natural beauty surrounding us, which became more captivating as we followed the twists of the brook, leaving the common behind and entering a more cultivated and enclosed area. Here, farmland and pastures were pleasantly interspersed with groves and hedges. Descending close to the stream, we passed through a small gate into a well-kept pathway bordered by trees and hardy flowering shrubs. After a gentle climb, we emerged from the grove and stood in front of a low but very tidy, irregularly shaped building. My guide shook my hand warmly and welcomed me to Mount Sharon.

The wood through which we had approached this little mansion was thrown around it both on the north and north-west, but, breaking off into different directions, was intersected by a few fields well watered and sheltered. The house fronted to the south-east, and from thence the pleasure-ground, or, I should rather say, the gardens, sloped down to the water. I afterwards understood that the father of the present proprietor had a considerable taste for horticulture, which had been inherited by his son, and had formed these gardens, which, with their shaven turf, pleached alleys, wildernesses, and exotic trees and shrubs, greatly excelled anything of the kind which had been attempted in the neighbourhood.

The woods we passed through to get to this little mansion surrounded it on the north and northwest. However, it broke off in different directions and was intersected by a few well-watered and sheltered fields. The house faced southeast, and from there, the garden, or rather the gardens, sloped down to the water. I later learned that the father of the current owner had a strong interest in gardening, which his son inherited, and had created these gardens. With their neatly trimmed grass, winding paths, hidden corners, and exotic trees and shrubs, they were far better than anything else attempted in the area.

If there was a little vanity in the complacent smile with which Joshua Geddes saw me gaze with delight on a scene so different from the naked waste we had that day traversed in company, it might surely be permitted to one who, cultivating and improving the beauties of nature, had found therein, as he said, bodily health, and a pleasing relaxation for the mind. At the bottom of the extended gardens the brook wheeled round in a wide semicircle, and was itself their boundary. The opposite side was no part of Joshua’s domain, but the brook was there skirted by a precipitous rock of limestone, which seemed a barrier of nature’s own erecting around his little Eden of beauty, comfort, and peace.

If there was a bit of vanity in the satisfied smile with which Joshua Geddes watched me delight in a scene so different from the barren landscape we had just crossed together, it seemed only fair for someone who nurtured and enhanced the beauty of nature, having found in it, as he said, physical health and a refreshing escape for the mind. At the bottom of the sprawling gardens, the brook curved around in a wide semicircle, forming their boundary. The other side wasn’t part of Joshua’s property, but the brook was lined with a steep limestone cliff, which seemed like a natural barrier surrounding his little paradise of beauty, comfort, and peace.

‘But I must not let thee forget,’ said the kind Quaker, ‘amidst thy admiration of these beauties of our little inheritance, that thy breakfast has been a light one.’

‘But I must not let you forget,’ said the kind Quaker, ‘while you admire these beauties of our little inheritance, that your breakfast has been a light one.’

So saying, Joshua conducted me to a small sashed door, opening under a porch amply mantled by honeysuckle and clematis, into a parlour of moderate size; the furniture of which, in plainness and excessive cleanliness, bore the characteristic marks of the sect to which the owner belonged.

So saying, Joshua led me to a small windowed door, opening under a porch generously covered with honeysuckle and clematis, into a moderately sized parlor; the furniture in it, with its simplicity and spotless cleanliness, showed the typical traits of the group the owner belonged to.

Thy father’s Hannah is generally allowed to be an exception to all Scottish housekeepers, and stands unparalleled for cleanliness among the women of Auld Reekie; but the cleanliness of Hannah is sluttishness compared to the scrupulous purifications of these people, who seem to carry into the minor decencies of life that conscientious rigour which they affect in their morals.

Your father’s Hannah is generally considered an exception among all Scottish housekeepers and is unmatched for cleanliness among the women of Auld Reekie; however, Hannah's cleanliness is nothing compared to the meticulous standards of these people, who seem to apply the same strictness they have in their morals to the smaller aspects of daily life.

The parlour would have been gloomy, for the windows were small and the ceiling low; but the present proprietor had rendered it more cheerful by opening one end into a small conservatory, roofed with glass, and divided from the parlour by a partition of the same. I have never before seen this very pleasing manner of uniting the comforts of an apartment with the beauties of a garden, and I wonder it is not more practised by the great. Something of the kind is hinted at in a paper of the SPECTATOR.

The living room would have felt dark because the windows were small and the ceiling low; however, the current owner made it brighter by opening one end into a small glass-roofed conservatory, separated from the living room by a glass partition. I’ve never seen a more delightful way of combining the comforts of a room with the beauty of a garden, and I’m surprised this isn’t more common among the wealthy. A similar idea is mentioned in an article from the SPECTATOR.

As I walked towards the conservatory to view it more closely, the parlour chimney engaged my attention. It was a pile of massive stone, entirely out of proportion to the size of the apartment. On the front had once been an armorial scutcheon; for the hammer, or chisel, which had been employed to deface the shield or crest, had left uninjured the scroll beneath, which bore the pious motto, ‘TRUST IN GOD.’ Black-letter, you know, was my early passion, and the tombstones in the Greyfriars’ churchyard early yielded up to my knowledge as a decipherer what little they could tell of the forgotten dead.

As I walked toward the conservatory to take a closer look, the chimney in the parlor caught my eye. It was a huge stone structure, completely out of proportion to the size of the room. On the front, there used to be a coat of arms; the hammer or chisel that was used to damage the shield or crest hadn't harmed the scroll beneath it, which had the religious motto, ‘TRUST IN GOD.’ I’ve always had a passion for black-letter fonts, and the tombstones in Greyfriars’ churchyard were some of the first things I learned to decipher, revealing what little they could tell about the forgotten dead.

Joshua Geddes paused when he saw my eye fixed on this relic of antiquity. ‘Thou canst read it?’ he said.

Joshua Geddes paused when he saw my eye fixed on this relic of antiquity. ‘You can read it?’ he said.

I repeated the motto, and added, there seemed vestiges of a date.

I repeated the motto and added that there seemed to be traces of a date.

‘It should be 1537,’ said he; ‘for so long ago, at the least computation, did my ancestors, in the blinded times of Papistry, possess these lands, and in that year did they build their house.’

‘It should be 1537,’ he said; ‘because that’s how long ago, by the best estimate, my ancestors, during the dark times of Catholicism, owned these lands, and it was in that year that they built their house.’

‘It is an ancient descent,’ said I, looking with respect upon the monument. ‘I am sorry the arms have been defaced.’

‘It’s an ancient lineage,’ I said, gazing respectfully at the monument. ‘I’m sorry the coat of arms has been damaged.’

It was perhaps impossible for my friend, Quaker as he was, to seem altogether void of respect for the pedigree which he began to recount to me, disclaiming all the while the vanity usually connected with the subject; in short, with the air of mingled melancholy, regret, and conscious dignity, with which Jack Fawkes used to tell us at college of his ancestor’s unfortunate connexion with the Gunpowder Plot.

It was probably impossible for my friend, being a Quaker, to come across as completely lacking in respect for the family history he started to share with me, while simultaneously rejecting the arrogance often tied to that topic; in short, he spoke with a blend of sadness, regret, and a sense of self-respect, much like how Jack Fawkes used to tell us in college about his ancestor’s unfortunate involvement in the Gunpowder Plot.

‘Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher,’ thus harangued Joshua Gleddes of Mount Sharon; ‘if we ourselves are nothing in the sight of Heaven, how much less than nothing must be our derivation from rotten bones and mouldering dust, whose immortal spirits have long since gone to their private account? Yes, friend Latimer, my ancestors were renowned among the ravenous and bloodthirsty men who then dwelt in this vexed country; and so much were they famed for successful freebooting, robbery, and bloodshed, that they are said to have been called Geddes, as likening them to the fish called a Jack, Pike, or Luce, and in our country tongue, a GED—a goodly distinction truly for Christian men! Yet did they paint this shark of the fresh waters upon their shields, and these profane priests of a wicked idolatry, the empty boasters called heralds, who make engraven images of fishes, fowls, and four-footed beasts, that men may fall down and worship them, assigned the ged for the device and escutcheon of my fathers, and hewed it over their chimneys, and placed it above their tombs; and the men were elated in mind, and became yet more ged-like, slaying, leading into captivity, and dividing the spoil, until the place where they dwelt obtained the name of Sharing-Knowe, from the booty which was there divided amongst them and their accomplices. But a better judgement was given to my father’s father, Philip Geddes, who, after trying to light his candle at some of the vain wildfires then held aloft at different meetings and steeple-houses, at length obtained a spark from the lamp of the blessed George Fox, who came into Scotland spreading light among darkness, as he himself hath written, as plentifully as fly the sparkles from the hoof of the horse which gallops swiftly along the stony road.’—Here the good Quaker interrupted himself with, ‘And that is very true, I must go speedily to see after the condition of Solomon.’

‘Vanity of vanities, says the Preacher,’ began Joshua Gleddes of Mount Sharon; ‘if we ourselves are nothing in the eyes of Heaven, how much less significant must our connection to decaying bones and crumbling dust be, whose immortal spirits have long since gone to their own fates? Yes, friend Latimer, my ancestors were well-known among the ruthless and bloodthirsty men who once lived in this troubled land; and they were so famous for their successful pillaging, robbery, and violence, that they came to be called Geddes, comparing them to the fish known as Jack, Pike, or Luce, and in our native tongue, a GED—a truly admirable distinction for Christian men! Yet they did paint this freshwater shark on their shields, and these corrupt priests of a wicked idolatry, the boastful heralds, who create engraved images of fish, birds, and beasts so that people might bow down and worship them, designated the ged as the emblem and coat of arms of my forefathers, carving it over their chimneys and placing it above their graves; and the men were filled with pride, becoming even more ged-like, killing, capturing, and dividing the spoils, until the place where they lived was named Sharing-Knowe, from the loot that was shared among them and their partners. But a better judgment fell to my grandfather, Philip Geddes, who, after attempting to find enlightenment from some of the empty wildfires at various gatherings and churches, eventually found a spark from the lamp of the blessed George Fox, who came to Scotland spreading light in the darkness, as he himself has described, as plentifully as the sparks fly from the hooves of the horse that gallops swiftly along the rocky road.’—Here the good Quaker interrupted himself with, ‘And that is very true, I must quickly go check on the condition of Solomon.’

A Quaker servant here entered the room with a tray, and inclining his head towards his master, but not after the manner of one who bows, said composedly, ‘Thou art welcome home, friend Joshua, we expected thee not so early; but what hath befallen Solomon thy horse?’

A Quaker servant entered the room with a tray, and, nodding his head towards his master—though not in a traditional bow—said calmly, "Welcome home, friend Joshua. We didn't expect you back so early; but what happened to Solomon, your horse?"

‘What hath befallen him, indeed?’ said my friend; ‘hath he not been returned hither by the child whom they call Benjie?’

‘What happened to him, really?’ said my friend; ‘hasn’t he been brought back here by the child they call Benjie?’

‘He hath,’ said his domestic, ‘but it was after a strange fashion; for he came hither at a swift and furious pace, and flung the child Benjie from his back, upon the heap of dung which is in the stable-yard.’

‘He has,’ said his servant, ‘but it was in a rather strange way; he came here at a fast and furious pace and tossed the child Benjie off his back onto the pile of manure in the stable yard.’

‘I am glad of it,’ said Joshua, hastily,—‘glad of it, with all my heart and spirit! But stay, he is the child of the widow—hath the boy any hurt?’

“I’m really glad about it,” Joshua said quickly, “glad with all my heart and soul! But wait, he’s the widow's child—does the boy have any injuries?”

‘Not so’ answered the servant, ‘for he rose and fled swiftly.’

‘Not at all,’ replied the servant, ‘because he got up and ran away quickly.’

Joshua muttered something about a scourge, and then inquired after Solomon’s present condition.

Joshua mumbled something about a plague and then asked about Solomon's current state.

‘He seetheth like a steaming cauldron,’ answered the servant; ‘and Bauldie, the lad, walketh him about the yard with a halter, lest he take cold.’

‘He’s boiling over like a steaming cauldron,’ answered the servant; ‘and Bauldie, the kid, is walking him around the yard with a halter to keep him from getting cold.’

Mr. Geddes hastened to the stable-yard to view personally the condition of his favourite, and I followed to offer my counsel as a jockey. Don’t laugh, Alan, sure I have jockeyship enough to assist a Quaker—in this unpleasing predicament.

Mr. Geddes rushed to the stable yard to check on his favorite horse, and I followed to offer my advice as a jockey. Don’t laugh, Alan, I have enough jockeying skills to help a Quaker in this tricky situation.

The lad who was leading the horse seemed to be no Quaker, though his intercourse with the family had given him a touch of their prim sobriety of look and manner. He assured Joshua that his horse had received no injury, and I even hinted that the exercise would be of service to him. Solomon himself neighed towards his master, and rubbed his head against the good Quaker’s shoulder, as if to assure him of his being quite well; so that Joshua returned in comfort to his parlour, where breakfast was now about to be displayed.

The young man leading the horse didn’t seem like a Quaker, although his time with the family had added a hint of their formal seriousness to his appearance and behavior. He assured Joshua that his horse had not been hurt, and I even suggested that a little exercise would be beneficial for him. Solomon himself whinnied at his owner and nudged his head against the kind Quaker’s shoulder, as if to reassure him that he was doing just fine; so Joshua comfortably returned to his living room, where breakfast was about to be served.

I have since learned that the affection of Joshua for his pony is considered as inordinate by some of his own sect; and that he has been much blamed for permitting it to be called by the name of Solomon, or any other name whatever; but he has gained so much respect and influence among them that they overlook these foibles.

I’ve since learned that some people in Joshua's group think his love for his pony is excessive, and he’s been criticized for allowing it to be called Solomon or any other name. However, he’s gained so much respect and influence among them that they overlook these quirks.

I learned from him (whilst the old servant, Jehoiachim, entering and re-entering, seemed to make no end of the materials which he brought in for breakfast) that his grandfather Philip, the convert of George Fox, had suffered much from the persecution to which these harmless devotees were subjected on all sides during that intolerant period, and much of their family estate had been dilapidated. But better days dawned on Joshua’s father, who, connecting himself by marriage with a wealthy family of Quakers in Lancashire, engaged successfully in various branches of commerce, and redeemed the remnants of the property, changing its name in sense, without much alteration of sound, from the Border appellation of Sharing-Knowe, to the evangelical appellation of Mount Sharon.

I learned from him (while the old servant, Jehoiachim, kept coming in and out with endless breakfast supplies) that his grandfather Philip, who had converted to George Fox's teachings, had endured a lot of persecution during that intolerant era when these harmless believers faced hostility from all sides, and much of their family estate had fallen into disrepair. However, better days came for Joshua’s father, who, by marrying into a wealthy Quaker family in Lancashire, successfully ventured into various business fields and restored the remaining parts of the property, changing its name in meaning, while keeping a similar sound, from the Border name Sharing-Knowe to the more evangelical name Mount Sharon.

This Philip Geddes, as I before hinted, had imbibed the taste for horticulture and the pursuits of the florist, which are not uncommon among the peaceful sect he belonged to. He had destroyed the remnants of the old peel-house, substituting the modern mansion in its place; and while he reserved the hearth of his ancestors, in memory of their hospitality, as also the pious motto which they had chanced to assume, he failed not to obliterate the worldly and military emblems displayed upon the shield and helmet, together with all their blazonry.

This Philip Geddes, as I mentioned earlier, had developed a passion for gardening and the interests of a florist, which are quite common among the peaceful group he was part of. He had torn down the remnants of the old peel-house and replaced it with a modern mansion. While he kept the hearth of his ancestors to remember their hospitality, along with the pious motto they had adopted, he made sure to remove the worldly and military symbols on the shield and helmet, as well as all their decorations.

In a few minutes after Mr. Geddes had concluded the account; of himself and his family, his sister Rachel, the only surviving member of it, entered the room. Her appearance is remarkably pleasing, and although her age is certainly thirty at least, she still retains the shape and motion of an earlier period. The absence of everything like fashion or ornament was, as usual, atoned for by the most perfect neatness and cleanliness of her dress; and her simple close cap was particularly suited to eyes which had the softness and simplicity of the dove’s. Her features were also extremely agreeable, but had suffered a little through the ravages of that professed enemy to beauty, the small-pox; a disadvantage which was in part counterbalanced by a well-formed mouth, teeth like pearls, and a pleasing sobriety of smile, that seemed to wish good here and hereafter to every one she spoke to. You cannot make any of your vile inferences here, Alan, for I have given a full-length picture of Rachel Geddes; so that; you cannot say, in this case, as in the letter I have just received, that she was passed over as a subject on which I feared to dilate. More of this anon.

In a few minutes after Mr. Geddes finished talking about himself and his family, his sister Rachel, the only surviving member, walked into the room. She looked very pleasant, and even though she was at least thirty, she still had the shape and grace of someone younger. The lack of any fashion or decoration was, as usual, made up for by her perfectly neat and clean dress, and her simple close cap suited her eyes, which had the softness and simplicity of a dove's. Her features were also quite attractive, though slightly marred by the effects of smallpox, which was partly offset by her well-shaped mouth, pearl-like teeth, and a warm, sincere smile that seemed to wish everyone good both now and later. You can't make any of your nasty assumptions here, Alan, because I've given a complete description of Rachel Geddes; so you can't claim, as you did in the letter I just received, that she was overlooked as a topic I was afraid to elaborate on. More on this later.

Well, we settled to our breakfast after a blessing, or rather an extempore prayer, which Joshua made upon the occasion, and which the spirit moved him to prolong rather more than I felt altogether agreeable. Then, Alan, there was such a dispatching of the good things of the morning as you have not witnessed since you have seen Darsie Latimer at breakfast. Tea and chocolate, eggs, ham, and pastry, not forgetting the broiled fish, disappeared with a celerity which seemed to astonish the good-humoured Quakers, who kept loading my plate with supplies, as if desirous of seeing whether they could, by any possibility, tire me out. One hint, however, I received, which put me in mind where I was. Miss Geddes had offered me some sweet-cake, which, at the moment, I declined; but presently afterwards, seeing it within my reach, I naturally enough helped myself to a slice, and had just; deposited it beside my plate, when Joshua, mine host, not with the authoritative air of Sancho’s doctor, Tirteafuera, but in a very calm and quiet manner, lifted it away and replaced it on the dish, observing only, ‘Thou didst refuse it before, friend Latimer.’

Well, we sat down to breakfast after a blessing, or more like an impromptu prayer, which Joshua offered and which he felt moved to extend a bit longer than I found comfortable. Then, Alan, there was such a rush to enjoy the morning’s food that you haven't seen since Darsie Latimer’s breakfasts. Tea and chocolate, eggs, ham, and pastries, not to mention the broiled fish, vanished so quickly that it seemed to surprise the good-natured Quakers, who kept piling my plate high as if they wanted to see if they could tire me out. However, I got a hint that reminded me where I was. Miss Geddes had offered me some sweet cake, which I declined at that moment, but soon after, seeing it within my reach, I naturally took a slice. I had just set it beside my plate when Joshua, my host, in a calm and quiet way—not with the authoritative air of Sancho's doctor, Tirteafuera—took it away and put it back on the dish, only saying, “You refused it before, friend Latimer.”

These good folks, Alan, make no allowance for what your good father calls the Aberdeen-man’s privilege, of ‘taking his word again;’ or what the wise call second thoughts.

These good people, Alan, don’t make any allowance for what your father refers to as the Aberdeen-man’s privilege of ‘taking his word back’ or what the wise call second thoughts.

Bating this slight hint that I was among a precise generation, there was nothing in my reception that was peculiar—unless, indeed, I were to notice the solicitous and uniform kindness with which all the attentions of my new friends were seasoned, as if they were anxious to assure me that the neglect of worldly compliments interdicted by their sect, only served to render their hospitality more sincere. At length my hunger was satisfied, and the worthy Quaker, who, with looks of great good nature, had watched my progress, thus addressed his sister:—

Being aware that I was part of a specific generation, there was nothing unusual about how I was received—unless I noted the genuine and consistent kindness that all my new friends showed me, as if they were eager to reassure me that the lack of worldly niceties prohibited by their group only made their hospitality more heartfelt. Eventually, I was satisfied, and the kind Quaker, who had been observing me with a friendly expression, said to his sister:—

‘This young man, Rachel, hath last night sojourned in the tents of our neighbour whom men call the laird. I am sorry I had not met him the evening before, for our neighbour’s hospitality is too unfrequently exercised to be well prepared with the means of welcome.’

‘This young man, Rachel, spent last night in the tents of our neighbor whom people call the laird. I'm sorry I didn't meet him the night before, because our neighbor's hospitality is too rarely offered to be well prepared for a warm welcome.’

‘Nay, but, Joshua,’ said Rachel, ‘if our neighbour hath done a kindness, thou shouldst not grudge him the opportunity; and if our young friend hath fared ill for a night, he will the better relish what Providence may send him of better provisions.’

‘No, Joshua,’ Rachel said, ‘if our neighbor has done something kind, you shouldn’t hold it against him; and if our young friend has had a rough night, he will appreciate what fate sends him in terms of better food even more.’

‘And that he may do so at leisure,’ said Joshua, ‘we will pray him, Rachel, to tarry a day or twain with us: he is young, and is but now entering upon the world, and our habitation may, if he will, be like a resting-place, from which he may look abroad upon the pilgrimage which he must take, and the path which he has to travel.—What sayest thou, friend Latimer? We constrain not our friends to our ways, and thou art, I think, too wise to quarrel with us for following our own fashions; and if we should even give thee a word of advice, thou wilt not, I think, be angry, so that it is spoken in season.’

‘And so that he can do this at his own pace,’ said Joshua, ‘let’s ask him, Rachel, to stay with us for a day or two: he’s young and just starting out in the world, and our home could be a nice place for him to rest as he looks ahead at the journey he has to take and the path he needs to follow.—What do you think, friend Latimer? We don’t pressure our friends to conform to our ways, and I believe you’re too smart to argue with us for doing things our way; and if we happen to offer you a piece of advice, I doubt you’ll be upset, as long as it's given at the right time.’

You know, Alan, how easily I am determined by anything resembling cordiality—and so, though a little afraid of the formality of my host and hostess, I accepted their invitation, provided I could get some messenger to send to Shepherd’s Bush for my servant and portmanteau.

You know, Alan, how quickly I can be influenced by anything that feels friendly—and so, even though I was a bit intimidated by the formality of my host and hostess, I accepted their invitation, as long as I could find someone to send to Shepherd’s Bush for my servant and suitcase.

‘Why, truly, friend,’ said Joshua, ‘thy outward frame would be improved by cleaner garments; but I will do thine errand myself to the Widow Gregson’s house of reception, and send thy lad hither with thy clothes. Meanwhile, Rachel will show thee these little gardens, and then will put thee in some way of spending thy time usefully, till our meal calls us together at the second hour after noon. I bid thee farewell for the present, having some space to walk, seeing I must leave the animal Solomon to his refreshing rest.’

“Why, really, my friend,” Joshua said, “your appearance would be better with cleaner clothes; but I'll go to the Widow Gregson’s place myself and send your boy back with your clothes. In the meantime, Rachel will show you these little gardens and help you find a way to spend your time productively until we gather for our meal at two o'clock. For now, I’ll say goodbye, as I have some distance to walk, since I need to leave the animal Solomon to his well-deserved rest.”

With these words, Mr. Joshua Geddes withdrew. Some ladies we have known would have felt, or at least affected, reserve or embarrassment, at being left to do the honours of the grounds to (it will be out, Alan)—a smart young fellow—an entire stranger. She went out for a few minutes, and returned in her plain cloak and bonnet, with her beaver gloves, prepared to act as my guide, with as much simplicity as if she had been to wait upon thy father. So forth I sallied with my fair Quakeress.

With that, Mr. Joshua Geddes left. Some ladies we know might have felt, or at least pretended to feel, reserved or embarrassed about being left to show a complete stranger—the trendy young guy named Alan—around the grounds. She stepped outside for a few minutes and came back in her simple cloak and bonnet, wearing her beaver gloves, ready to be my guide with the same ease as if she were attending to your father. So, I set off with my lovely Quaker girl.

If the house at Mount Sharon be merely a plain and convenient dwelling, of moderate size and small pretensions, the gardens and offices, though not extensive, might rival an earl’s in point of care and expense. Rachel carried me first to her own favourite resort, a poultry-yard, stocked with a variety of domestic fowls, of the more rare as well as the most ordinary kinds, furnished with every accommodation which may suit their various habits. A rivulet which spread into a pond for the convenience of the aquatic birds, trickled over gravel as it passed through the yards dedicated to the land poultry, which were thus amply supplied with the means they use for digestion.

If the house at Mount Sharon is just a simple and convenient place, with a moderate size and little fuss, the gardens and outbuildings, although not large, could compete with an earl's in terms of care and expense. Rachel first took me to her favorite spot, a poultry yard, filled with a variety of domestic birds, both rare and common, equipped with everything to cater to their different habits. A stream that widened into a pond for the waterfowl flowed over gravel as it went through the areas dedicated to the land birds, which were well provided with the resources they need for digestion.

All these creatures seemed to recognize the presence of their mistress, and some especial favourites hastened to her feet, and continued to follow her as far as their limits permitted. She pointed out their peculiarities and qualities, with the discrimination of one who had made natural history her study; and I own I never looked on barn-door fowls with so much interest before—at least until they were boiled or roasted. I could not help asking the trying question, how she could order the execution of any of the creatures of which she seemed so careful.

All these animals seemed to recognize their owner, and a few special favorites rushed to her feet and followed her as far as they could. She pointed out their unique traits and qualities with the insight of someone who had studied natural history; honestly, I had never looked at farm chickens with such interest before—at least not until they were cooked. I couldn't help but ask the challenging question of how she could decide to have any of these creatures executed when she seemed to care for them so much.

‘It was painful,’ she said, ‘but it was according to the law of their being. They must die; but they knew not when death was approaching; and in making them comfortable while they lived, we contributed to their happiness as much as the conditions of their existence permitted to us.’

‘It was painful,’ she said, ‘but it was part of their nature. They had to die; but they didn’t know when death was coming; and by making them comfortable while they lived, we contributed to their happiness as much as their circumstances allowed us to.’

I am not quite of her mind, Alan. I do not believe either pigs or poultry would admit that the chief end of their being was to be killed and eaten. However, I did not press the argument, from which my Quaker seemed rather desirous to escape; for, conducting me to the greenhouse, which was extensive, and filled with the choicest plants, she pointed out an aviary which occupied the farther end, where, she said, she employed herself with attending the inhabitants, without being disturbed with any painful recollections concerning their future destination.

I'm not really on the same page as her, Alan. I don’t think pigs or chickens would agree that their main purpose in life is to be killed and eaten. Still, I didn’t push the point since my Quaker friend seemed eager to move on; she took me to the greenhouse, which was large and full of the best plants. She pointed out an aviary at the far end where, she said, she took care of the birds without being bothered by any upsetting thoughts about what would happen to them in the future.

I will not trouble you with any account of the various hot-houses and gardens, and their contents. No small sum of money must have been expended in erecting and maintaining them in the exquisite degree of good order which they exhibited. The family, I understood, were connected with that of the celebrated Millar, and had imbibed his taste for flowers, and for horticulture. But instead of murdering botanical names, I will rather conduct you to the POLICY, or pleasure-garden, which the taste of Joshua or his father had extended on the banks betwixt the house and river. This also, in contradistinction to the prevailing simplicity, was ornamented in an unusual degree. There were various compartments, the connexion of which was well managed, and although the whole ground did not exceed five or six acres, it was so much varied as to seem four times larger. The space contained close alleys and open walks; a very pretty artificial waterfall; a fountain also, consisting of a considerable jet-d’eau, whose streams glittered in the sunbeams and exhibited a continual rainbow. There was a cabinet of verdure, as the French call it, to cool the summer heat, and there was a terrace sheltered from the north-east by a noble holly hedge, with all its glittering spears where you might have the full advantage of the sun in the clear frosty days of winter.

I won’t bore you with details about the various greenhouses and gardens and what they contained. A considerable amount of money must have been spent on creating and maintaining them in the stunning condition they were in. I heard that the family was connected to the famous Millar and had adopted his love for flowers and gardening. But instead of butchering botanical names, I’ll take you to the POLICY, or pleasure garden, which either Joshua or his father had developed along the banks between the house and the river. This area, unlike the overall simplicity, was adorned in an unusual way. There were various sections, all well-connected, and even though the entire area was no more than five or six acres, it felt four times bigger due to its variety. The space included narrow paths and open walkways, a charming artificial waterfall, and a fountain with a significant jet of water that sparkled in the sunlight, creating a constant rainbow. There was also a green room, as the French call it, to cool off during the summer heat, and a terrace sheltered from the northeast by a grand holly hedge with its shining points, where you could fully enjoy the sun on those clear, frosty winter days.

I know that you, Alan, will condemn all this as bad and antiquated; for, ever since Dodsley has described the Leasowes, and talked of Brown’s imitations of nature and Horace Walpole’s late Essay on Gardening, you are all for simple nature—condemn walking up and down stairs in the open air and declare for wood and wilderness. But NE QUID NIMIS. I would not deface a scene of natural grandeur or beauty, by the introduction of crowded artificial decorations; yet such may, I think, be very interesting, where the situation, in its natural state, otherwise has no particular charms.

I know you, Alan, will say all of this is outdated and wrong; ever since Dodsley described the Leasowes and talked about Brown’s take on nature and Horace Walpole’s recent Essay on Gardening, you've been all about simple nature—criticizing walking up and down stairs outside and insisting on wood and wilderness. But NE QUID NIMIS. I wouldn’t ruin a scene of natural beauty by adding too many decorations; however, I believe that some decorations can be really interesting when the natural setting isn’t particularly charming on its own.

So that when I have a country-house (who can say how soon?) you may look for grottoes, and cascades, and fountains; nay if you vex me by contradiction, perhaps I may go the length of a temple—so provoke me not, for you see of what enormities I am capable.

So that when I have a country house (who knows how soon?), you can expect grottoes, cascades, and fountains; and if you annoy me by arguing, maybe I’ll even build a temple—so don't tempt me, because you see what extremes I’m capable of.

At any rate, Alan, had you condemned as artificial the rest of Friend Geddes’s grounds, there is a willow walk by the very verge of the stream, so sad, so solemn, and so silent, that it must have commanded your admiration. The brook, restrained at the ultimate boundary of the grounds by a natural dam-dike or ledge of rocks, seemed, even in its present swollen state, scarcely to glide along: and the pale willow-trees, dropping their long branches into the stream, gathered around them little coronals of the foam that floated down from the more rapid stream above. The high rock, which formed the opposite bank of the brook, was seen dimly through the branches, and its pale and splintered front, garlanded with long streamers of briers and other creeping plants, seemed a barrier between the quiet path which we trod, and the toiling and bustling world beyond. The path itself, following the sweep of the stream, made a very gentle curve; enough, however, served by its inflection completely to hide the end of the walk until you arrived at it. A deep and sullen sound, which increased as you proceeded, prepared you for this termination, which was indeed only a plain root-seat, from which you looked on a fall of about six or seven feet, where the brook flung itself over the ledge of natural rock I have already mentioned, which there crossed its course.

At any rate, Alan, even if you found the rest of Friend Geddes’s grounds artificial, there’s a willow walk right by the edge of the stream that’s so sad, solemn, and quiet that it would have earned your admiration. The brook, held back at the far edge of the grounds by a natural dam or ledge of rocks, hardly seemed to flow, even in its swollen state. The pale willow trees, with their long branches dipping into the stream, formed little crowns of foam that floated down from the faster water above. The tall rock that made up the opposite bank of the brook was faintly visible through the branches, and its pale, jagged front, decorated with long strands of briars and other climbing plants, looked like a barrier between our peaceful path and the busy world beyond. The path itself, following the curve of the stream, gently curved enough to completely hide the end of the walk until you reached it. A deep, gloomy sound, which grew louder as you moved forward, signaled the end, which was really just a simple root seat where you could look at a drop of about six or seven feet, where the brook poured over the natural rock ledge I mentioned earlier, crossing its path.

The quiet and twilight seclusion of this walk rendered it a fit scene for confidential communing; and having nothing more interesting to say to my fair Quaker, I took the liberty of questioning her about the laird; for you are, or ought to be, aware, that next to discussing the affairs of the heart, the fair sex are most interested in those of their neighbours.

The calm and evening solitude of this walk made it a perfect setting for private conversation; and having nothing more engaging to discuss with my lovely Quaker, I took the chance to ask her about the landowner. You know, or should know, that besides talking about matters of the heart, women are usually most curious about the lives of their neighbors.

I did not conceal either my curiosity, or the check which it had received from Joshua, and I saw that my companion answered with embarrassment. ‘I must not speak otherwise than truly,’ she said; ‘and therefore I tell thee, that my brother dislikes, and that I fear, the man of whom thou hast asked me. Perhaps we are both wrong—but he is a man of violence, and hath great influence over many, who, following the trade of sailors and fishermen, become as rude as the elements with which they contend. He hath no certain name among them, which is not unusual, their rude fashion being to distinguish each other by nicknames; and they have called him the Laird of the Lakes (not remembering there should be no one called Lord, save one only) in idle derision; the pools of salt water left by the tide among the sands being called the Lakes of Solway.’

I didn’t hide my curiosity or the caution it had gotten from Joshua, and I noticed my companion felt embarrassed. “I can only speak the truth,” she said; “so I’ll tell you that my brother doesn’t like, and I’m afraid of, the man you asked about. Maybe we’re both wrong, but he’s a violent man and has a lot of influence over many people, who, working as sailors and fishermen, become as rough as the elements they face. He doesn’t have a proper name among them, which isn’t unusual since they usually identify each other with nicknames; they’ve called him the Laird of the Lakes (forgetting that only one person should be called Lord) in a joking way, as the pools of salt water left by the tide in the sand are called the Lakes of Solway.”

‘Has he no other revenue than he derives from these sands?’ I asked.

‘Does he have any other income besides what he gets from these sands?’ I asked.

‘That I cannot answer,’ replied Rachel; ‘men say that he wants not money, though he lives like an ordinary fisherman, and that he imparts freely of his means to the poor around him. They intimate that he is a man of consequence, once deeply engaged in the unhappy affair of the rebellion, and even still too much in danger from the government to assume his own name. He is often absent from his cottage at Broken-burn-cliffs, for weeks and months.’

‘That I can’t answer,’ Rachel replied. ‘People say he doesn’t want money, even though he lives like an ordinary fisherman, and that he generously shares what he has with the poor around him. They suggest that he’s an important person who was once heavily involved in the unfortunate rebellion and is still too much at risk from the government to use his real name. He often disappears from his cottage at Broken-burn-cliffs for weeks and months at a time.’

‘I should have thought,’ said I, ‘that the government would scarce, at this time of day, be likely to proceed against any one even of the most obnoxious rebels. Many years have passed away’—

‘I should have thought,’ I said, ‘that the government would hardly, at this point, be likely to take action against anyone, even the most disliked rebels. Many years have gone by—’

‘It is true,’ she replied; ‘yet such persons may understand that their being connived at depends on their living in obscurity. But indeed there can nothing certain be known among these rude people. The truth is not in them—most of them participate in the unlawful trade betwixt these parts and the neighbouring shore of England; and they are familiar with every species of falsehood and deceit.’

“It’s true,” she said. “But those people may recognize that their getting away with things depends on staying under the radar. The reality is, nothing can be trusted among these rough folks. The truth doesn’t exist in them—most of them are involved in the illegal trade between here and the nearby English shore, and they know all kinds of lies and deceit.”

‘It is a pity,’ I remarked, ‘your brother should have neighbours of such a description, especially as I understand he is at some variance with them.’

"It’s too bad," I said, "that your brother has neighbors like that, especially since I hear he doesn't get along with them."

‘Where, when, and about what matter?’ answered Miss Geddes, with an eager and timorous anxiety, which made me regret having touched on the subject.

‘Where, when, and about what?’ replied Miss Geddes, with an eager and anxious tone that made me wish I hadn't brought it up.

I told her, in a way as little alarming as I could devise, the purport of what passed betwixt this Laird of the Lakes and her brother, at their morning’s interview.

I told her, as calmly as I could manage, what happened between this Laird of the Lakes and her brother during their morning meeting.

‘You affright me much,’ answered she; ‘it is this very circumstance which has scared me in the watches of the night. When my brother Joshua withdrew from an active share in the commercial concerns of my father, being satisfied with the portion of worldly substance which he already possessed, there were one or two undertakings in which he retained an interest, either because his withdrawing might have been prejudicial to friends, or because he wished to retain some mode of occupying his time. Amongst the more important of these is a fishing station on the coast, where, by certain improved modes of erecting snares, opening at the advance of the tide, and shutting at the reflux, many more fish are taken than can be destroyed by those who, like the men of Broken-burn, use only the boat-net and spear, or fishing-rod. They complain of these tide-nets, as men call them, as an innovation, and pretend to a right to remove and destroy them by the strong hand. I fear me, this man of violence, whom they call the laird, will execute these his threats, which cannot be without both loss and danger to my brother.’

"You frighten me a lot,” she replied. “It’s this very thing that has scared me during the nights. When my brother Joshua stepped back from active involvement in our father’s business, content with what he already had, he kept a couple of ventures going, either because stepping back might hurt his friends, or because he wanted to keep himself busy. One of the more significant ones is a fishing spot on the coast, where, with better methods of setting up traps that open with the tide and close at the retreat, a lot more fish are caught than can be taken by those who, like the people of Broken-burn, only use nets and spears or fishing rods. They complain about these tide traps, as they call them, saying it’s an innovation, and they think they have a right to remove and destroy them by force. I worry that this violent man they call the laird will carry out his threats, which would bring both loss and danger to my brother."

‘Mr. Geddes,’ said I, ‘ought to apply to the civil, magistrate; there are soldiers at Dumfries who would be detached for his protection.’

‘Mr. Geddes,’ I said, ‘should reach out to the civil magistrate; there are soldiers in Dumfries who could be assigned for his protection.’

‘Thou speakest, friend Latimer,’ answered the lady, ‘as one who is still in the gall of bitterness and bond of iniquity. God forbid that we should endeavour to preserve nets of flax and stakes of wood, or the Mammon of gain which they procure for us, by the hands of men of war and at the risk of spilling human blood.’

'You speak, friend Latimer,' the lady replied, 'like someone who is still trapped in bitterness and sin. God forbid we should try to hold on to nets of flax and wooden stakes, or the wealth they bring us, by the hands of warriors and at the risk of shedding human blood.'

‘I respect your scruples,’ I replied; ‘but since such is your way of thinking, your brother ought to avert the danger by compromise or submission.’

‘I respect your concerns,’ I replied; ‘but since that’s how you see it, your brother should avoid the danger by finding a compromise or giving in.’

‘Perhaps it would be best,’ answered Rachel; ‘but what can I say? Even in the best-trained temper there may remain some leaven of the old Adam; and I know not whether it is this or a better spirit that maketh my brother Joshua determine, that though he will not resist force by force, neither will he yield up his right to mere threats, or encourage wrong to others by yielding to menaces. His partners, he says, confide in his steadiness: and that he must not disappoint them by yielding up their right for the fear of the threats of man, whose breath is in his nostrils.’

“Maybe it would be best,” Rachel replied. “But what can I say? Even the most well-trained temperament can still hold onto some traces of the old self; and I don't know if it's that or something better that drives my brother Joshua to decide that, while he won't respond to force with force, he also won't give up his rights just because someone threatens him, nor will he allow wrongdoing to others by giving in to intimidation. His partners, he says, trust his steadiness, and he can't let them down by surrendering their rights out of fear of someone whose life is so fleeting.”

This observation convinced me that the spirit of the old sharers of the spoil was not utterly departed even from the bosom of the peaceful Quaker; and I could not help confessing internally that Joshua had the right, when he averred that there was as much courage in sufferance as in exertion.

This observation made me realize that the spirit of those old treasure sharers hadn’t completely faded even among the peaceful Quakers. I couldn’t help but admit to myself that Joshua was right when he said there was as much courage in enduring hardship as there was in taking action.

As we approached the farther end of the willow walk, the sullen and continuous sound of the dashing waters became still more and more audible, and at length rendered it difficult for us to communicate with each other. The conversation dropped, but apparently my companion continued to dwell upon the apprehensions which it had excited. At the bottom of the walk we obtained a view of the cascade, where the swollen brook flung itself in foam and tumult over the natural barrier of rock, which seemed in vain to attempt to bar its course. I gazed with delight, and, turning to express my sentiment to my companion, I observed that she had folded her hands in an attitude of sorrowful resignation, which showed her thoughts were far from the scene which lay before her. When she saw that her abstraction was observed, she resumed her former placidity of manner; and having given me sufficient time to admire this termination of our sober and secluded walk, proposed that me should return to the house through her brother’s farm. ‘Even we Quakers, as we are called, have our little pride,’ she said; ‘and my brother Joshua would not forgive me, were I not to show thee the fields which he taketh delight to cultivate after the newest and best fashion; for which, I promise thee, he hath received much praise from good judges, as well as some ridicule from those who think it folly to improve on the customs of our ancestors.’

As we got closer to the end of the willow pathway, the gloomy and constant sound of the rushing water became more and more noticeable, making it hard for us to talk. Our conversation faded, but it seemed my companion kept reflecting on the worries it had stirred up. At the end of the path, we saw the waterfall, where the swollen stream crashed in foam and chaos over the natural rock barrier that seemed to futilely try to block its flow. I gazed at it with delight, and when I turned to share my thoughts with my companion, I noticed she had her hands folded in a pose of sorrowful acceptance, showing that her mind was far away from the view before us. When she realized her distraction was noticed, she went back to her calm demeanor; and after giving me enough time to admire the end of our quiet, secluded walk, she suggested that we return to the house via her brother’s farm. “Even we Quakers, as we are called, have our little pride,” she said. “And my brother Joshua wouldn’t forgive me if I didn’t show you the fields he delights in cultivating in the latest and best ways; for which, I promise you, he has received a lot of praise from good judges, as well as some teasing from those who think it’s silly to change the traditions of our ancestors.”

As she spoke, she opened a low door, leading through a moss and ivy-covered wall, the boundary of the pleasure-ground, into the open fields; through which we moved by a convenient path, leading, with good taste and simplicity, by stile and hedgerow, through pasturage, and arable, and woodland; so that in all ordinary weather, the good man might, without even soiling his shoes, perform his perambulation round the farm. There were seats also, on which to rest; and though not adorned with inscriptions, nor quite so frequent in occurrence as those mentioned in the account of the Leasowes, their situation was always chosen with respect to some distant prospect to be commanded, or some home-view to be enjoyed.

As she talked, she opened a low door that led through a wall covered in moss and ivy, marking the edge of the pleasure garden, into the open fields. We walked along a convenient path that was tastefully simple, winding through stiles and hedgerows, past pasture, farmland, and woods. This way, even in typical weather, the good man could walk around the farm without getting his shoes dirty. There were also seats to relax on, and while they weren’t decorated with inscriptions or as common as those mentioned in the account of the Leasowes, their locations were always chosen to offer a nice distant view or a pleasant view of home.

But what struck me most in Joshua’s domain was the quantity and the tameness of the game. The hen partridge scarce abandoned the roost, at the foot of the hedge where she had assembled her covey, though the path went close beside her; and the hare, remaining on her form, gazed at us as we passed, with her full dark eye, or rising lazily and hopping to a little distance, stood erect to look at us with more curiosity than apprehension. I observed to Miss Geddes the extreme tameness of these timid and shy animals, and she informed me that their confidence arose from protection in the summer, and relief during the winter.

But what amazed me most in Joshua’s area was the number and the tameness of the wildlife. The hen partridge barely left the spot where she had gathered her group, even though the path ran close by her; and the hare, staying in her resting spot, watched us as we walked by, with her big dark eye, or getting up lazily and hopping a bit away, stood upright to watch us with more curiosity than fear. I pointed out to Miss Geddes how incredibly trusting these timid and shy animals were, and she told me that their confidence came from being protected in the summer and taken care of during the winter.

‘They are pets,’ she said, ‘of my brother, who considers them as the better entitled to his kindness that they are a race persecuted by the world in general. He denieth himself,’ she said, ‘even the company of a dog, that these creatures may here at least enjoy undisturbed security. Yet this harmless or humane propensity, or humour, hath given offence,’ she added, ‘to our dangerous neighbours.’

'They’re pets,' she said, 'belonging to my brother, who thinks they deserve his kindness more because they’re a breed that's been persecuted by the world in general. He even denies himself the company of a dog so these creatures can at least have some peace and safety here. Yet this harmless or kindhearted tendency has upset our dangerous neighbors,' she added.

She explained this, by telling me that my host of the preceding night was remarkable for his attachment to field-sports, which he pursued without much regard to the wishes of the individuals over whose property he followed them. The undefined mixture of respect and fear with which he was generally regarded induced most of the neighbouring land-holders to connive at what they would perhaps in another have punished as a trespass; but Joshua Geddes would not permit the intrusion of any one upon his premises, and as he had before offended several country neighbours, who, because he would neither shoot himself nor permit others to do so, compared him to the dog in the manger, so he now aggravated the displeasure which the Laird of the Lakes had already conceived against him, by positively debarring him from pursuing his sport over his grounds—‘So that,’ said Rachel Geddes, ‘I sometimes wish our lot had been cast elsewhere than in these pleasant borders, where, if we had less of beauty around us, we might have had a neighbourhood of peace and, goodwill.’

She explained this by telling me that my host from the night before was well-known for his passion for field sports, which he pursued without much concern for the wishes of the property owners he trespassed on. The vague mix of respect and fear he inspired made most of the nearby landowners overlook what they might have otherwise punished as trespassing; however, Joshua Geddes wouldn’t allow anyone to intrude on his property. He had already clashed with several local neighbors who, because he wouldn’t hunt himself or let others do so, compared him to a dog in the manger. Now, he further angered the Laird of the Lakes by outright banning him from hunting on his land—“So,” said Rachel Geddes, “sometimes I wish our lives had been placed somewhere other than in these beautiful borders, where, if we had less beauty around us, we might have had a more peaceful and friendly neighborhood.”

We at length returned to the house, where Miss Geddes showed me a small study, containing a little collection of books, in two separate presses.

We finally went back to the house, where Miss Geddes showed me a small study with a small collection of books in two separate cabinets.

‘These,’ said she, pointing to the smaller press, ‘will, if thou bestowest thy leisure upon them, do thee good; and these,’ pointing to the other and larger cabinet, ‘can, I believe, do thee little harm. Some of our people do indeed hold, that every writer who is not with us is against us; but brother Joshua is mitigated in his opinions, and correspondeth with our friend John Scot of Amwell, who hath himself constructed verses well approved of even in the world. I wish thee many good thoughts till our family meet at the hour of dinner.’

‘These,’ she said, pointing to the smaller cabinet, ‘will, if you take the time to look at them, be beneficial for you; and these,’ pointing to the larger cabinet, ‘I believe can do you little harm. Some of our people indeed believe that any writer who is not with us is against us; but brother Joshua has a more lenient view and corresponds with our friend John Scot of Amwell, who has even written verses that are well received in the world. I wish you many good thoughts until our family gathers for dinner.’

Left alone, I tried both collections; the first consisted entirely of religious and controversial tracts, and the latter formed a small selection of history and of moral writers, both in prose and verse.

Left alone, I tried both collections; the first was made up entirely of religious and controversial pamphlets, and the second was a small selection of history and moral writers, both in prose and poetry.

Neither collection promising much amusement, thou hast, in these close pages, the fruits of my tediousness; and truly, I think, writing history (one’s self being the subject) is as amusing as reading that of foreign countries, at any time.

Neither collection promises much amusement; however, in these brief pages, you have the result of my hard work. Honestly, I believe that writing about history (when you're the subject) is just as entertaining as reading about other countries at any time.

Sam, still more drunk than sober, arrived in due time with my portmanteau, and enabled me to put my dress into order, better befitting this temple of cleanliness and decorum, where (to conclude) I believe I shall be a sojourner more days than one. [See Note 1.]

Sam, still more drunk than sober, arrived on time with my suitcase, and helped me get my outfit ready, making it more suitable for this place of cleanliness and decorum, where I think I’ll be staying for more than a day. [See Note 1.]

PS.—I have noted your adventure, as you home-bred youths may perhaps term it, concerning the visit of your doughty laird. We travellers hold such an incident no great consequence, though it may serve to embellish the uniform life of Brown’s Square. But art thou not ashamed to attempt to interest one who is seeing the world at large, and studying human nature on a large scale, by so bald a narrative? Why, what does it amount to, after all, but that a Tory laird dined with a Whig lawyer? no very uncommon matter, especially as you state Mr. Herries to have lost the estate, though retaining the designation. The laird behaves with haughtiness and impertinence—nothing out of character in that: is NOT kicked down stairs, as he ought to have been, were Alan Fairford half the man that he would wish his friends to think him. Aye, but then, as the young lawyer, instead of showing his friend the door, chose to make use of it himself, he overheard the laird aforesaid ask the old lawyer concerning Darsie Latimer—no doubt earnestly inquiring after the handsome, accomplished inmate of his family, who has so lately made Themis his bow and declined the honour of following her farther. You laugh at me for my air-drawn castles; but confess, have they not surer footing, in general, than two words spoken by such a man as Herries? And yet—and yet—I would rally the matter off, Alan; but in dark nights even the glow-worm becomes an object of lustre, and to one plunged in my uncertainty and ignorance, the slightest gleam that promises intelligence is interesting. My life is like the subterranean river in the Peak of Derby, visible only where it crosses the celebrated cavern. I am here, and this much I know; but where I have sprung from, or whither my course of life is like to tend, who shall tell me? Your father, too, seemed interested and alarmed, and talked of writing; would to Heaven he may!—I send daily to the post-town for letters.

PS.—I've noted your little adventure, as you local youths might call it, regarding the visit from your brave lord. We travelers don’t think much of such occurrences, even if they may add a bit of color to the everyday life of Brown’s Square. But aren’t you a bit ashamed to try to capture the attention of someone who’s exploring the bigger world and studying human nature on a larger scale with such a plain story? What does it really come down to, after all, but that a Conservative lord had dinner with a Liberal lawyer? That’s not particularly rare, especially since you mention Mr. Herries has lost his estate while still keeping his title. The lord acts with arrogance and rudeness—nothing unusual there: he is NOT thrown down the stairs, as he should have been, if Alan Fairford were half the man he wants his friends to believe he is. Yes, but then, as the young lawyer, instead of showing his friend the door, chose to use it himself, he overheard the aforementioned lord asking the old lawyer about Darsie Latimer—no doubt earnestly inquiring after the handsome, skilled person in his family, who has recently bowed out of court and declined to pursue it further. You laugh at me for my fanciful dreams; but admit it, don’t they generally have more solid ground than two words spoken by a man like Herries? And yet—and yet—I would dismiss the matter lightly, Alan; but on dark nights even a glow-worm becomes a source of light, and to someone like me, lost in uncertainty and ignorance, the slightest sign that promises clarity becomes intriguing. My life is like the underground river in the Peak District, visible only where it flows through the famous cave. I am here, and this much I know; but where I came from, or where my life is headed, who can tell me? Your father also seemed concerned and talked about writing; I hope he does!—I’m sending daily requests to the post-town for letters.





LETTER VIII

ALAN FAIRFORD TO DARSIE LATIMER

Thou mayst clap thy wings and crow as thou pleasest. You go in search of adventures, but adventures come to me unsought for; and oh! in what a pleasing shape came mine, since it arrived in the form of a client—and a fair client to boot! What think you of that, Darsie! you who are such a sworn squire of dames? Will this not match my adventures with thine, that hunt salmon on horseback, and will it not, besides, eclipse the history of a whole tribe of Broadbrims?—But I must proceed methodically.

You can flap your wings and crow as much as you want. You go looking for adventures, but adventures find me without even trying; and oh! how delightful mine was, since it came in the form of a client—and a beautiful client at that! What do you think of that, Darsie! You who are such a loyal knight of ladies? Won't this match my adventures with yours, which involve fishing for salmon on horseback, and won't it also outshine the stories of an entire clan of Broadbrims?—But I should continue step by step.

When I returned to-day from the College, I was surprised to see a broad grin distending the adust countenance of the faithful James Wilkinson, which, as the circumstance seldom happens above once a year, was matter of some surprise. Moreover, he had a knowing glance with his eye, which I should have as soon expected from a dumb-waiter—an article of furniture to which James, in his usual state, may be happily assimilated. ‘What the devil is the matter, James?’

When I got back today from college, I was surprised to see a wide grin on the usually serious face of James Wilkinson, which doesn't happen more than once a year, so it was quite surprising. Plus, he had a look in his eye that I wouldn't have expected from a dumbwaiter—something James usually resembles in his normal state. “What on earth is going on, James?”

‘The devil may be in the matter, for aught I ken,’ said James, with another provoking grin; ‘for here has been a woman calling for you, Maister Alan.’

‘The devil might be involved, for all I know,’ said James, with another annoying grin; ‘because a woman has been looking for you, Master Alan.’

‘A woman calling for me?’ said I in surprise; for you know well, that excepting old Aunt Peggy, who comes to dinner of a Sunday, and the still older Lady Bedrooket, who calls ten times a year for the quarterly payment of her jointure of four hundred merks, a female scarce approaches our threshold, as my father visits all his female clients at their own lodgings. James protested, however, that there had been a lady calling, and for me. ‘As bonny a lass as I have seen,’ added James, ‘since I was in the Fusileers, and kept company with Peg Baxter.’ Thou knowest all James’s gay recollections go back to the period of his military service, the years he has spent in ours having probably been dull enough.

“A woman is here to see me?” I said in surprise; you know that aside from old Aunt Peggy, who comes to dinner on Sundays, and even older Lady Bedrooket, who stops by ten times a year for her quarterly payment of four hundred merks, hardly any women come to our door, since my father visits all his female clients at their own places. James insisted, though, that a lady had come, specifically for me. “She was as pretty as anyone I’ve seen,” added James, “since my time in the Fusileers when I was with Peg Baxter.” You know all of James’s fond memories date back to his military days; the years he’s spent here have probably been pretty dull.

‘Did the lady leave no name nor place of address?’

‘Did the lady not leave a name or an address?’

‘No,’ replied James; ‘but she asked when you wad be at hame, and I appointed her for twelve o’clock, when the house wad be quiet, and your father at the Bank.’

‘No,’ replied James; ‘but she asked when you would be home, and I told her for twelve o’clock, when the house would be quiet, and your father at the Bank.’

‘For shame, James! how can you think my father’s being at home or abroad could be of consequence?—The lady is of course a decent person?’

‘For shame, James! How can you think it matters whether my father is home or away?—Is the lady, of course, a respectable person?’

‘I’se uphaud her that, sir—she is nane of your—WHEW’—(Here James supplied a blank with a low whistle)—‘but I didna ken—my maister makes an unco wark if a woman comes here.’

‘I’ve heard she’s not one of your—WHEW’—(Here James added a blank with a low whistle)—‘but I didn’t know—my boss makes a big fuss if a woman comes here.’

I passed into my own room, not ill-pleased that my father was absent, notwithstanding I had thought it proper to rebuke James for having so contrived it, I disarranged my books, to give them the appearance of a graceful confusion on the table, and laying my foils (useless since your departure) across the mantelpiece, that the lady might see I was TAM MARTE QUAM MERCURIO—I endeavoured to dispose my dress so as to resemble an elegant morning deshabille—gave my hair the general shade of powder which marks the gentleman—laid my watch and seals on the table, to hint that I understood the value of time;—and when I had made all these arrangements, of which I am a little ashamed when I think of them, I had nothing better to do than to watch the dial-plate till the index pointed to noon. Five minutes elapsed, which. I allowed for variation of clocks—five minutes more rendered me anxious and doubtful—and five minutes more would have made me impatient.

I went into my room, not too unhappy that my dad was gone, even though I thought it was right to scold James for arranging it that way. I messed up my books to make them look casually scattered on the table, and I placed my foils (useless since you left) across the mantelpiece so the lady could see I was both bold and charming—I tried to arrange my outfit to look like elegant morning wear—gave my hair the usual powdery look that signifies a gentleman—set my watch and seals on the table to show that I valued time; and after I set all this up, which I feel a bit embarrassed about when I think back on it, I had nothing better to do than watch the clock until the hands pointed to noon. Five minutes passed, which I allowed for clock variances—five more made me anxious and unsure—and five more would have made me impatient.

Laugh as thou wilt; but remember, Darsie, I was a lawyer, expecting his first client—a young man, how strictly bred up I need not remind you, expecting a private interview with a young and beautiful woman. But ere the third term of five minutes had elapsed, the door-bell was heard to tinkle low and modestly, as if touched by some timid hand.

Laugh all you want; but remember, Darsie, I was a lawyer, waiting for my first client—a young man, raised with the strictest upbringing, expecting a private meeting with a young and beautiful woman. But before three out of five minutes had passed, the doorbell chimed softly and modestly, as if it had been touched by a timid hand.

James Wilkinson, swift in nothing, is, as thou knowest, peculiarly slow in answering the door-bell; and I reckoned on five minutes good, ere his solemn step should have ascended the stair. Time enough, thought I, for a peep through the blinds, and was hastening to the window accordingly. But I reckoned without my host; for James, who had his own curiosity as well as I, was lying PERDU in the lobby, ready to open at the first tinkle; and there was, ‘This way, ma’am—Yes, ma’am—The lady, Mr. Alan,’ before I could get to the chair in which I proposed to be discovered, seated in all legal dignity. The consciousness of being half-caught in the act of peeping, joined to that native air of awkward bashfulness of which I am told the law will soon free me, kept me standing on the floor in some confusion; while the lady, disconcerted on her part, remained on the threshold of the room. James Wilkinson, who had his senses most about him, and was perhaps willing to prolong his stay in the apartment, busied himself in setting a chair for the lady, and recalled me to my good-breeding by the hint. I invited her to take possession of it, and bid James withdraw.

James Wilkinson, who is never in a rush, is especially slow to answer the doorbell, and I figured it would take at least five minutes for his serious footsteps to come up the stairs. That’s plenty of time, I thought, to take a quick look through the blinds, so I hurried to the window. But I didn’t account for James, who, being just as curious as I was, was hiding in the lobby, ready to open the door at the first sound of the bell; and before I could get to the chair where I intended to be seen, it was already, ‘This way, ma’am—Yes, ma’am—The lady, Mr. Alan.’ The embarrassment of being almost caught peeking, combined with my natural awkwardness, which I’ve been told the law will soon free me from, left me standing there in confusion. Meanwhile, the lady, equally flustered, remained at the doorway. James Wilkinson, who was more composed and perhaps wanted to prolong his time in the room, occupied himself with pulling out a chair for the lady and nudged me to be polite. I invited her to take a seat and asked James to leave.

My visitor was undeniably a lady, and probably considerably above the ordinary rank—very modest, too, judging from the mixture of grace and timidity with which she moved, and at my entreaty sat down. Her dress was, I should suppose, both handsome and fashionable; but it was much concealed by a walking-cloak of green silk, fancifully embroidered; in which, though heavy for the season, her person was enveloped, and which, moreover, was furnished with a hood.

My visitor was definitely a lady, likely of a higher social status—she seemed quite humble too, judging by the blend of grace and shyness in her movements. At my request, she took a seat. Her dress appeared to be both stylish and elegant, but it was largely covered by a green silk walking cloak, which had fancy embroidery. Even though it was a bit heavy for the season, she was wrapped in it, and it also had a hood.

The devil take that hood, Darsie! for I was just able to distinguish that, pulled as it was over the face, it concealed from me, as I was convinced, one of the prettiest countenances I have seen, and which, from a sense of embarrassment, seemed to be crimsoned with a deep blush. I could see her complexion was beautiful—her chin finely turned—her lips coral—and her teeth rivals to ivory. But further the deponent sayeth not; for a clasp of gold, ornamented with it sapphire, closed the envious mantle under the incognita’s throat, and the cursed hood concealed entirely the upper part of the face.

The devil take that hood, Darsie! I could just make out that, pulled down over her face, it was hiding, as I was sure, one of the prettiest faces I’ve ever seen, which, due to shyness, seemed to be flushed with a deep blush. I could tell her complexion was beautiful—her chin was nicely shaped—her lips were like coral—and her teeth rivaled ivory. But that’s all I can say; because a gold clasp, adorned with a sapphire, fastened the irritating cloak at the unknown girl's throat, and the damned hood completely covered the upper part of her face.

I ought to have spoken first, that is certain; but ere I could get my phrases well arranged, the young lady, rendered desperate I suppose by my hesitation opened the conversation herself.

I should have spoken up first, that's for sure; but before I could get my words together, the young lady, probably feeling frustrated by my delay, started the conversation herself.

‘I fear I am an intruder, sir—I expected to meet an elderly gentleman.’

‘I’m afraid I’m an intruder, sir—I thought I would meet an older gentleman.’

This brought me to myself. ‘My father, madam, perhaps. But you inquired for Alan Fairford—my father’s name is Alexander.’

This made me realize who I am. "My father, ma'am, maybe. But you asked for Alan Fairford—my father's name is Alexander."

‘It is Mr. Alan Fairford, undoubtedly, with whom I wished to speak,’ she said, with greater confusion; ‘but I was told that he was advanced in life.’

‘It’s Mr. Alan Fairford, no doubt, that I wanted to talk to,’ she said, feeling more confused; ‘but I was told he’s gotten on in years.’

‘Some mistake, madam, I presume, betwixt my father and myself—our Christian names have the same initials, though the terminations are different. I—I—I would esteem it a most fortunate mistake if I could have the honour of supplying my father’s place in anything that could be of service to you.’

‘There seems to be some confusion, ma'am, between my father and me—our first names have the same initials, but the endings are different. I—I—I would consider it a great honor if I could take my father’s place in any way that could help you.’

‘You are very obliging, sir,’ A pause, during which she seemed undetermined whether to rise or sit still.

‘You’re very kind, sir,’ She paused, looking unsure whether to get up or stay seated.

‘I am just about to be called to the bar, madam,’ said I, in hopes to remove her scruples to open her case to me; ‘and if my advice or opinion could be of the slightest use, although I cannot presume to say that they are much to be depended upon, yet’—

‘I’m just about to be called to the bar, ma’am,’ I said, hoping to ease her worries about sharing her case with me; ‘and if my advice or opinion could be of any use, even though I can’t claim they’re very dependable, still’—

The lady arose. ‘I am truly sensible of your kindness, sir; and I have no doubt of your talents. I will be very plain with you—it is you whom I came to visit; although, now that we have met, I find it will be much better that I should commit my communication to writing.’

The lady got up. ‘I really appreciate your kindness, sir, and I have no doubt about your abilities. I’ll be straightforward with you—it’s you I came to see; however, now that we’ve met, I think it’s better if I put my thoughts in writing.’

‘I hope, madam, you will not be so cruel—so tantalizing, I would say. Consider, you are my first client—your business my first consultation—do not do me the displeasure of withdrawing your confidence because I am a few years younger than you seem to have expected. My attention shall make amends for my want of experience.’

‘I hope, ma'am, you won't be so harsh—so teasing, I mean. Think about it, you are my first client—your business is my first consultation—please don't take away your trust just because I'm a few years younger than you expected. My focus will make up for my lack of experience.’

‘I have no doubt of either,’ said the lady, in a grave tone, calculated to restrain the air of gallantry with which I had endeavoured to address her. ‘But when you have received my letter you will find good reasons assigned why a written communication will best suit my purpose. I wish you, sir, a good morning.’ And she left the apartment, her poor baffled counsel scraping, and bowing, and apologizing for anything that might have been disagreeable to her, although the front of my offence seems to be my having been discovered to be younger than my father.

“I have no doubt about either,” the lady said in a serious tone that aimed to temper the flirtatious vibe I had tried to convey. “But once you receive my letter, you’ll see the good reasons why a written message is the best way to express my thoughts. I wish you a good morning, sir.” With that, she exited the room, leaving her frustrated advisor scrambling, bowing, and apologizing for anything that might have upset her, even though my main offense seemed to be that I was discovered to be younger than my father.

The door was opened—out she went—walked along the pavement, turned down the close, and put the sun, I believe, into her pocket when she disappeared, so suddenly did dullness and darkness sink down on the square, when she was no longer visible. I stood for a moment as if I had been senseless, not recollecting what a fund of entertainment I must have supplied to our watchful friends on the other side of the green. Then it darted on my mind that I might dog her, and ascertain at least who or what she was. Off I set—ran down the close, where she was no longer to be seen, and demanded of one of the dyer’s lads whether he had seen a lady go down the close, or had observed which way she turned.

The door swung open—she stepped out—strolled down the sidewalk, turned into the alley, and I swear, she seemed to put the sunlight in her pocket as she vanished, so quickly did gloom and shadow take over the square once she was out of sight. I stood there for a moment, feeling dazed, unable to remember how much amusement I must have provided to our attentive friends across the green. Then it hit me that I could follow her and find out at least who she was. I took off—ran down the alley, where she was already gone, and asked one of the dyer’s boys if he had seen a lady walk down the alley or noticed which way she went.

‘A leddy!’—said the dyer, staring at me with his rainbow countenance. ‘Mr. Alan, what takes you out, rinning like daft, without your hat?’

‘A lady!’—said the dyer, staring at me with his colorful face. ‘Mr. Alan, what are you doing running around like crazy without your hat?’

‘The devil take my hat!’ answered I, running back, however, in quest of it; snatched it up, and again sallied forth. But as I reached the head of the close once more, I had sense enough to recollect that all pursuit would be now in vain. Besides, I saw my friend, the journeyman dyer, in close confabulation with a pea-green personage of his own profession, and was conscious, like Scrub, that they talked of me, because they laughed consumedly. I had no mind, by a second sudden appearance, to confirm the report that Advocate Fairford was ‘gaen daft,’ which had probably spread from Campbell’s Close-foot to the Meal-market Stairs; and so slunk back within my own hole again.

"‘Curse my hat!’ I said, running back to get it; I grabbed it up and headed out again. But when I got to the end of the alley, I realized it was pointless to keep searching. Plus, I noticed my friend, the journeyman dyer, deep in conversation with a guy dressed in pea green from his profession, and I could tell, like Scrub, that they were talking about me since they were laughing a lot. I didn’t want to pop up again and confirm the rumor that Advocate Fairford had ‘lost his mind,’ which had likely spread from Campbell’s Close-foot to the Meal-market Stairs; so I quietly slipped back into my own place again."

My first employment was to remove all traces of that elegant and fanciful disposition of my effects, from which I had hoped for so much credit; for I was now ashamed and angry at having thought an instant upon the mode of receiving a visit which had commenced so agreeably, but terminated in a manner so unsatisfactory. I put my folios in their places—threw the foils into the dressing-closet—tormenting myself all the while with the fruitless doubt, whether I had missed an opportunity or escaped a stratagem, or whether the young person had been really startled, as she seemed to intimate, by the extreme youth of her intended legal adviser. The mirror was not unnaturally called in to aid; and that cabinet-counsellor pronounced me rather short, thick-set, with a cast of features fitter, I trust, for the bar than the ball—not handsome enough for blushing virgins to pine for my sake, or even to invent sham cases to bring them to my chambers—yet not ugly enough either to scare those away who came on real business—dark, to be sure, but—NIGRI SUNT HYACINTHI—there are pretty things to be said in favour of that complexion.

My first job was to get rid of all signs of that elegant and fanciful arrangement of my things, which I had hoped would earn me a lot of respect. Now I felt ashamed and angry for even considering how to welcome a visit that had started so pleasantly but ended so disappointingly. I put my books back in place, tossed the fencing equipment into the closet, torturing myself with the pointless question of whether I had missed an opportunity or avoided a trick, or if the young woman had really been startled, as she seemed to imply, by the extreme youth of her prospective legal advisor. The mirror, not surprisingly, was called upon for assistance; and that cabinet advisor told me I looked rather short and stocky, with features more suited to the courtroom than the dance floor—not good-looking enough for blushing maidens to yearn for or to come up with fake cases just to visit me—but also not ugly enough to turn away those who came with genuine matters. Yes, I am dark, but—NIGRI SUNT HYACINTHI—there are lovely things to be said about that complexion.

At length—as common sense will get the better in all cases when a man will but give it fair play—I began to stand convicted in my own mind, as an ass before the interview, for having expected too much—an ass during the interview, for having failed to extract the lady’s real purpose—and an especial ass, now that it was over, for thinking so much about it. But I can think of nothing else, and therefore I am determined to think of this to some good purpose.

At last—as common sense usually prevails when someone gives it a fair chance—I started feeling like a fool before the meeting for having expected too much, a fool during the meeting for not figuring out the woman’s true intentions, and an especially foolish one now that it’s over for dwelling on it so much. Yet I can’t think of anything else, so I’m determined to make this thought count for something good.

You remember Murtough O’Hara’s defence of the Catholic doctrine of confession; because, ‘by his soul, his sins were always a great burden to his mind, till he had told them to the priest; and once confessed, he never thought more about them.’ I have tried his receipt, therefore; and having poured my secret mortification into thy trusty ear, I will think no more about this maid of the mist,

You remember Murtough O’Hara’s defense of the Catholic doctrine of confession; because, ‘by his soul, his sins were always a heavy weight on his mind, until he shared them with the priest; and once confessed, he never worried about them again.’ I’ve tried his method, so I’ve shared my private struggles with you, and I won’t think about this mistress of the mist anymore.

   Who, with no face, as ‘twere, outfaced me.
Who, without a face, essentially confronted me.

—Four o’clock. Plague on her green mantle, she can be nothing better than a fairy; she keeps possession of my head yet! All during dinner-time I was terribly absent; but, luckily, my father gave the whole credit of my reverie to the abstract nature of the doctrine, VINCO VINCENTEM, ERGO VINCO TE; upon which brocard of law the professor this morning lectured. So I got an early dismissal to my own crib, and here am I studying, in one sense, VINCERE VINCENTEM, to get the better of the silly passion of curiosity—I think—I think it amounts to nothing else—which has taken such possession of my imagination, and is perpetually worrying me with the question—will she write or no? She will not—she will not! So says Reason, and adds, Why should she take the trouble to enter into correspondence with one who, instead of a bold, alert, prompt gallant, proved a chicken-hearted boy, and left her the whole awkwardness of explanation, which he should have met half-way? But then, says Fancy, she WILL write, for she was not a bit that sort of person whom you, Mr. Reason, in your wisdom, take her to be. She was disconcerted enough, without my adding to her distress by any impudent conduct on my part. And she will write, for—By Heaven, she HAS written, Darsie, and with a vengeance! Here is her letter, thrown into the kitchen by a caddie, too faithful to be bribed, either by money or whisky, to say more than that he received it, with sixpence, from an ordinary-looking woman, as he was plying on his station near the Cross.

—Four o’clock. With her green cloak draped around her, she could only be a fairy; she’s still occupying my thoughts! I was totally spaced out at dinner; fortunately, my dad attributed my daydreaming to the complicated nature of the doctrine, VINCO VINCENTEM, ERGO VINCO TE, which the professor lectured on this morning. So, I got an early pass to head home, and here I am, in a way, studying VINCERE VINCENTEM, trying to overcome this silly curiosity that’s taken over my mind and constantly nags me with the question—will she write or not? She won’t—she won’t! That’s what Reason says, adding, Why would she bother to reach out to someone who, instead of being a bold and eager gentleman, turned out to be a timid boy and left her to handle all the awkwardness of explaining things that he should have addressed? But then, says Fancy, she WILL write, because she’s not at all the type of person that you, Mr. Reason, think she is. She was already flustered enough without me making things worse with any rude behavior. And she will write, because—By Heaven, she HAS written, Darsie, and with a passion! Here’s her letter, tossed into the kitchen by a carrier, who was too honest to be bribed, whether with cash or whiskey, to share anything more than that he got it, along with sixpence, from an ordinary-looking woman while he was stationed near the Cross.

‘FOR ALAN FAIRFORD, ESQUIRE, BARRISTER. ‘SIR,

‘FOR ALAN FAIRFORD, ESQUIRE, BARRISTER. ‘SIR,

‘Excuse my mistake of to-day. I had accidentally learnt that Mr. Darsie Latimer had an intimate friend and associate in Mr. A. Fairford. When I inquired for such a person, he was pointed out to me at the Cross (as I think the Exchange of your city is called) in the character of a respectable elderly man—your father, as I now understand. On inquiry at Brown’s Square, where I understood he resided, I used the full name of Alan, which naturally occasioned you the trouble of this day’s visit. Upon further inquiry, I am led to believe that you are likely to be the person most active in the matter to which I am now about to direct your attention; and I regret much that circumstances, arising out of my own particular situation, prevent my communicating to you personally what I now apprise you of in this matter.

"Please excuse my mistake today. I accidentally found out that Mr. Darsie Latimer had a close friend and associate named Mr. A. Fairford. When I asked about him, he was pointed out to me at the Cross (which I believe is what you call the Exchange in your city) as a respectable older man—your father, as I now realize. When I asked at Brown’s Square, where I understood he lived, I used the full name Alan, which understandably caused you the trouble of visiting me today. After further inquiry, I believe you are likely to be the person most involved in the matter I’m about to discuss with you; and I sincerely regret that circumstances, due to my own specific situation, prevent me from telling you personally what I’m now informing you about regarding this issue."

‘Your friend, Mr. Darsie Latimer, is in a situation of considerable danger. You are doubtless aware that he has been cautioned not to trust himself in England. Now, if he has not absolutely transgressed this friendly injunction, he has at least approached as nearly to the menaced danger as he could do, consistently with the letter of the prohibition. He has chosen his abode in a neighbourhood very perilous to him; and it is only by a speedy return to Edinburgh, or at least by a removal to some more remote part of Scotland, that he can escape the machinations of those whose enmity he has to fear. I must speak in mystery, but my words are not the less certain; and, I believe, you know enough of your friend’s fortunes to be aware that I could not write this much without being even more intimate with them than you are.

‘Your friend, Mr. Darsie Latimer, is in a pretty dangerous situation. You probably know he's been warned not to trust himself in England. Now, if he hasn’t completely ignored this friendly advice, he has at least gotten as close to the looming danger as he can without outright breaking the rule. He has chosen to live in a neighborhood that is very risky for him; and he can only escape the plots of those who are his enemies by quickly returning to Edinburgh or at least moving to a more distant part of Scotland. I must speak in hints, but what I say is still true; and I believe you know enough about your friend’s situation to understand that I couldn't write this without being even more familiar with it than you are.

‘If he cannot, or will not, take the advice here given, it is my opinion that you should join him, if possible, without delay, and use, by your personal presence and entreaty, the arguments which may prove ineffectual in writing. One word more, and I implore of your candour to take it as it is meant. No one supposes that Mr. Fairford’s zeal in his friend’s service needs to be quickened by mercenary motives. ‘But report says, that Mr. Alan Fairford, not having yet entered on his professional career, may, in such a case as this, want the means, though he cannot want the inclination, to act with promptitude. The enclosed note Mr. Alan Fairford must be pleased to consider as his first professional emolument; and she who sends it hopes it will be the omen of unbounded success, though the fee comes from a hand so unknown as that of ‘GREEN MANTLE’.

‘If he can’t or won’t take the advice given here, I think you should join him, if possible, without delay, and use your presence and pleading to persuade him with arguments that might not work in writing. Just one more thing, and I hope you’ll see it as it’s intended. No one believes that Mr. Fairford’s enthusiasm for his friend’s sake needs to be driven by financial reasons. 'But it’s said that Mr. Alan Fairford, not having started his professional career yet, might, in a situation like this, lack the means, even though he doesn’t lack the desire, to act quickly. The enclosed note should be regarded by Mr. Alan Fairford as his first professional payment; and the person who sends it hopes it will be a sign of great success, even though the fee comes from a source as unfamiliar as ‘GREEN MANTLE’.

A bank-note of L20 was the enclosure, and the whole incident left me speechless with astonishment. I am not able to read over the beginning of my own letter, which forms the introduction to this extraordinary communication. I only know that, though mixed with a quantity of foolery (God knows very much different from my present feelings), it gives an account sufficiently accurate, of the mysterious person from whom this letter comes, and that I have neither time nor patience to separate the absurd commentary from the text, which it is so necessary you should know.

A £20 banknote was included, and the whole situation left me utterly speechless. I can't even reread the start of my own letter, which introduces this incredible communication. All I know is that, despite being mixed with a lot of nonsense (which feels very different from how I feel now), it provides a pretty accurate description of the mysterious person who sent this letter. I just don't have the time or patience to separate the ridiculous comments from the essential information you need to know.

Combine this warning, so strangely conveyed, with the caution impressed on you by your London correspondent, Griffiths, against your visiting England—with the character of your Laird of the Solway Lakes—with the lawless habits of the people on that frontier country, where warrants are not easily executed owing to the jealousy entertained by either country of the legal interference of the other; remember, that even Sir John Fielding said to my father that he could never trace a rogue beyond the Briggend of Dumfries—think that the distinctions of Whig and Tory, Papist and Protestant, still keep that country in a loose and comparatively lawless state—think of all this, my dearest Darsie, and remember that, while at this Mount Sharon of yours, you are residing with a family actually menaced with forcible interference, and who, while their obstinacy provokes violence, are by principle bound to abstain from resistance.

Combine this oddly conveyed warning with the advice from your London contact, Griffiths, about not visiting England—with the reputation of your Laird of the Solway Lakes—and with the unruly behavior of the people in that border region, where it's hard to enforce warrants due to the distrust each country has of the other's legal interference; keep in mind that even Sir John Fielding told my father he could never track down a criminal past the Briggend of Dumfries—consider that the divisions of Whig and Tory, Papist and Protestant, still keep that area in a loose and relatively lawless situation—think about all this, my dearest Darsie, and remember that while you are at this Mount Sharon of yours, you are living with a family that is actually facing threats of forceful intervention, and who, while their stubbornness invites violence, are fundamentally committed to not resisting.

Nay, let me tell you, professionally, that the legality of the mode of fishing practised by your friend Joshua is greatly doubted by our best lawyers; and that, if the stake-nets be considered as actually an unlawful obstruction raised in the channel of the estuary, an assembly of persons who shall proceed, VIA FACTI, to pull dawn and destroy them, would not, in the eye of the law, be esteemed guilty of a riot. So, by remaining where you are, YOU are likely to be engaged in a quarrel with which you have nothing to do, and thus to enable your enemies, whoever these may be, to execute, amid the confusion of a general hubbub, whatever designs they may have against your personal safety. Black-fishers, poachers, and smugglers are a sort of gentry that will not be much checked, either by your Quaker’s texts, or by your chivalry. If you are Don Quixote enough to lay lance in rest, in defence of those of the stake-net, and of the sad-coloured garment, I pronounce you but a lost knight; for, as I said before, I doubt if these potent redressers of wrongs, the justices and constables, will hold themselves warranted to interfere. In a word, return, my dear Amadis; the adventure of the Solway-nets is not reserved for your worship. Come back, and I will be your faithful Sancho Panza upon a more hopeful quest. We will beat about together, in search of this Urganda, the Unknown She of the Green Mantle, who can read this, the riddle of thy fate, better than wise Eppie of Buckhaven, [Well known in the Chap-Book, called the History of Buckhaven.] or Cassandra herself.

No, let me tell you, professionally, that the legality of the fishing method your friend Joshua is using is highly questioned by our top lawyers; and that if the stake-nets are seen as illegal obstructions in the estuary's channel, a group of people who decide to pull them down and destroy them wouldn't be considered guilty of a riot under the law. So, by staying where you are, YOU are likely to get into a fight that doesn’t concern you, which could allow your enemies, whoever they are, to carry out their plans against your safety amid the chaos. Black-fishers, poachers, and smugglers are a kind of people who won't be stopped much by your Quaker beliefs or your sense of honor. If you're foolish enough to defend those with the stake-net and the sad-colored clothing, I call you a lost knight; because, as I said before, I doubt these esteemed enforcers of justice, the justices and constables, will feel justified in getting involved. In short, come back, my dear Amadis; the adventure of the Solway-nets isn't meant for you. Return, and I’ll be your loyal Sancho Panza on a more promising quest. We’ll search together for this Urganda, the Unknown She of the Green Mantle, who can decipher your fate better than wise Eppie of Buckhaven, [Well known in the Chap-Book, called the History of Buckhaven.] or even Cassandra herself.

I would fain trifle, Darsie; for, in debating with you, jests will sometimes go farther than arguments; but I am sick at heart and cannot keep the ball up. If you have a moment’s regard for the friendship we have so often vowed to each other, let my wishes for once prevail over your own venturous and romantic temper. I am quite serious in thinking that the information communicated to my father by this Mr. Herries, and the admonitory letter of the young lady, bear upon each other; and that, were you here, you might learn something from one or other, or from both, that; might throw light on your birth and parentage. You will not, surely, prefer an idle whim to the prospect which is thus held out to you?

I’d like to joke around, Darsie; sometimes jokes can be more effective than arguments. But I’m feeling really down and can’t keep this going. If you value the friendship we’ve often promised each other, let my wishes take priority this time over your adventurous and romantic nature. I genuinely believe that the information Mr. Herries shared with my father and the warning letter from the young lady are connected; if you were here, you might uncover something from one or both that could shed light on your background and family. Surely you wouldn’t choose a silly fancy over the opportunity that’s presented to you?

I would, agreeably to the hint I have received in the young lady’s letter (for I am confident that such is her condition), have ere now been with you to urge these things, instead of pouring them out upon paper. But you know that the day for my trials is appointed; I have already gone through the form of being introduced to the examinators, and have gotten my titles assigned me. All this should not keep me at home, but my father would view any irregularity upon this occasion as a mortal blow to the hopes which he has cherished most fondly during his life; viz. my being called to the bar with some credit. For my own part, I know there is no great difficulty in passing these formal examinations, else how have some of our acquaintance got through them? But, to my father, these formalities compose an august and serious solemnity, to which he has long looked forward, and my absenting myself at this moment would wellnigh drive him distracted. Yet I shall go altogether distracted myself, if I have not an instant assurance from you that you are hastening hither. Meanwhile I have desired Hannah to get your little crib into the best order possible. I cannot learn that my father has yet written to you; nor has he spoken more of his communication with Birrenswork; but when I let him have some inkling of the dangers you are at present incurring, I know my request that you will return immediately will have his cordial support.

I would, according to the hint I got from the young lady's letter (because I’m sure that’s her situation), have visited you by now to discuss these matters, instead of writing them down. But you know my exam date has been set; I've already gone through the process of being introduced to the examiners and had my titles assigned. This shouldn't keep me at home, but my father would see any irregularity in this situation as a huge blow to the hopes he has cherished most during his life—specifically, my being called to the bar with some credit. Personally, I know there's not much challenge in passing these formal exams, or else how would some of our friends have managed? But to my father, these formalities carry a weighty and serious importance that he has anticipated for a long time, and if I skip out on this moment, it would almost drive him crazy. Yet, I’ll be completely overwhelmed myself if I don’t get immediate reassurance from you that you’re on your way here. In the meantime, I've asked Hannah to tidy up your little place as much as possible. I can't find out if my father has written to you yet; nor has he mentioned more about his communication with Birrenswork. However, when I fill him in on the risks you’re currently facing, I know he’ll wholeheartedly support my request for you to return right away.

Another reason yet—I must give a dinner, as usual, upon my admission, to our friends; and my father, laying aside all his usual considerations of economy, has desired it may be in the best style possible. Come hither then, dear Darsie! or, I protest to you, I shall send examination, admission-dinner, and guests to the devil, and come, in person, to fetch you with a vengeance. Thine, in much anxiety, A. F.

Another reason I must host a dinner, as usual, to celebrate my admission with our friends; and my father, putting aside all his usual concerns about money, has requested it be done in the best way possible. So come here, dear Darsie! Or, I swear, I’ll send the exams, the admission dinner, and the guests to hell and come personally to drag you here. Yours, with great worry, A. F.





LETTER IX

ALEXANDER FAIRFORD, W.S., TO MR. DARSIE LATIMER

DEAR MR. DARSIE,

Dear Mr. Darsie,

Having been your FACTOR LOCO TUTORIS or rather, I ought to say, in correctness (since I acted without warrant from the court), your NEGOTIORUM GESTOR, that connexion occasions my present writing. And although having rendered an account of my intromissions, which have been regularly approved of, not only by yourself (whom I could not prevail upon to look at more than the docket and sum total), but also by the worthy Mr. Samuel Griffiths of London, being the hand through whom the remittances were made, I may, in some sense, be considered as to you FUNCTUS OFFICIO; yet to speak facetiously, I trust you will not hold me accountable as a vicious intromitter, should I still consider myself as occasionally interested in your welfare. My motives for writing, at this time, are twofold.

Having been your FACTOR LOCO TUTORIS, or more accurately, I should say, since I acted without court approval, your NEGOTIORUM GESTOR, that connection is why I'm writing to you now. Even though I've provided an account of my dealings that has been consistently approved not only by you (who I couldn't convince to review more than the summary and total), but also by the respectable Mr. Samuel Griffiths from London, who handled the remittances, I might, in a way, be seen as FUNCTUS OFFICIO to you. Yet, to put it lightly, I hope you won't hold it against me as a careless manager if I still find myself occasionally concerned about your well-being. My reasons for reaching out at this time are twofold.

I have met with a Mr. Herries of Birrenswork, a gentleman of very ancient descent, but who hath in time past been in difficulties, nor do I know if his affairs are yet well redd. Birrenswork says that he believes he was very familiar with your father, whom he states to have been called Ralph Latimer of Langcote Hall, in Westmoreland; and he mentioned family affairs, which it may be of the highest importance to you to be acquainted with; but as he seemed to decline communicating them to me, I could not civilly urge him thereanent. Thus much I know, that Mr. Herries had his own share in the late desperate and unhappy matter of 1745, and was in trouble about it, although that is probably now over. Moreover, although he did not profess the Popish religion openly, he had an eye that way. And both of these are reasons why I have hesitated to recommend him to a youth who maybe hath not altogether so well founded his opinions concerning Kirk and State, that they might not be changed by some sudden wind of doctrine. For I have observed ye, Master Darsie, to be rather tinctured with the old leaven of prelacy—this under your leave; and although God forbid that you should be in any manner disaffected to the Protestant Hanoverian line, yet ye have ever loved to hear the blawing, blazing stories which the Hieland gentlemen tell of those troublous times, which, if it were their will, they had better pretermit, as tending rather to shame than to honour. It is come to me also by a sidewind, as I may say, that you have been neighbouring more than was needful among some of the pestilent sect of Quakers—a people who own neither priest nor king, nor civil magistrate, nor the fabric of our law, and will not depone either IN CIVILIBUS or CRIMINALIBUS, be the loss to the lieges what it may. Anent which heresies, it were good ye read ‘The Snake in the Grass’ or ‘The Foot out of the Snare,’ being both well-approved tracts, touching these doctrines.

I met a Mr. Herries from Birrenswork, a man with very old family roots, but who has faced difficulties in the past, and I’m not sure if his situation has improved. He claims to have known your father well, who he refers to as Ralph Latimer of Langcote Hall in Westmoreland. He brought up family matters that could be very important for you to know, but since he seemed unwilling to share them with me, I couldn't politely press him for details. I do know that Mr. Herries played a part in the unfortunate events of 1745 and faced trouble because of it, although that might now be behind him. Also, while he didn’t openly practice the Catholic faith, he seemed to have an interest in it. These reasons make me hesitate to recommend him to a young man who might not have firmly established his views on church and state, as they might be swayed by sudden changes in belief. I’ve noticed, Master Darsie, that you seem influenced by the old ideas of episcopacy—if I may say so. And although I sincerely hope you’re not in any way disloyal to the Protestant Hanoverian line, you do seem to enjoy the exaggerated tales that Highland gentlemen tell about those troubled times, which, if it were up to them, would be better left unsaid as they tend more towards shame than honor. I’ve also heard, indirectly, that you’ve been associating more than necessary with some of the troublesome sect of Quakers—a group that rejects priests, kings, civil magistrates, and the framework of our laws, refusing to testify either in civil or criminal matters, regardless of the consequences for the citizens. Regarding these beliefs, it would be wise for you to read ‘The Snake in the Grass’ or ‘The Foot out of the Snare,’ both well-regarded pamphlets about these doctrines.

Now, Mr. Darsie, ye are to judge for yourself whether ye can safely to your soul’s weal remain longer among these Papists and Quakers—these defections on the right hand, and failings away on the left; and truly if you can confidently resist these evil examples of doctrine, I think ye may as well tarry in the bounds where ye are, until you see Mr. Herries of Birrenswork, who does assuredly know more of your matters than I thought had been communicated to any man in Scotland. I would fain have precognosced him myself on these affairs, but found him unwilling to speak out, as I have partly intimated before.

Now, Mr. Darsie, you need to decide for yourself whether it’s safe for your soul to stay longer among these Catholics and Quakers—these distractions on the right and missteps on the left. And honestly, if you can confidently resist these bad examples of doctrine, I think you might as well stay where you are until you meet Mr. Herries of Birrenswork, who definitely knows more about your situation than I realized had been shared with anyone in Scotland. I would have liked to ask him about these matters myself, but I found him reluctant to speak up, as I’ve hinted at before.

To call a new cause—I have the pleasure to tell you, that Alan has passed his private Scots Law examinations with good approbation—a great relief to my mind; especially as worthy Mr. Pest told me in my ear there was no fear of ‘the callant’, as he familiarly called him, which gives me great heart. His public trials, which are nothing in comparison save a mere form, are to take place, by order of the Honourable Dean of Faculty, on Wednesday first; and on Friday he puts on the gown, and gives a bit chack of dinner to his friends and acquaintances, as is, you know, the custom. Your company will be wished for there, Master Darsie, by more than him, which I regret to think is impossible to have, as well by your engagements, as that our cousin, Peter Fairford, comes from the West on purpose, and we have no place to offer him but your chamber in the wall. And, to be plain with you, after my use and wont, Master Darsie, it may be as well that Alan and you do not meet till he is hefted as it were to his new calling. You are a pleasant gentleman, and full of daffing, which may well become you, as you have enough (as I understand) to uphold your merry humour. If you regard the matter wisely, you would perchance consider that a man of substance should have a douce and staid demeanour; yet you are so far from growing grave and considerate with the increase of your annual income, that the richer you become, the merrier I think you grow. But this must be at your own pleasure, so far as you are concerned. Alan, however (overpassing my small savings), has the world to win; and louping and laughing, as you and he were wont to do, would soon make the powder flee out of his wig, and the pence out of his pocket. Nevertheless, I trust you will meet when you return from your rambles; for there is a time, as the wise man sayeth, for gathering, and a time for casting away; it is always the part of a man of sense to take the gathering time first. I remain, dear sir, your well-wishing friend; and obedient to command, ALEXANDER FAIRFORD.

To bring up a new topic—I’m happy to tell you that Alan has passed his private Scots Law exams with good marks—a huge relief for me, especially since Mr. Pest told me privately that there’s no worry about ‘the lad,’ as he affectionately calls him, which gives me great confidence. His public trials, which are really just a formality, are scheduled for this coming Wednesday, and on Friday he’ll don the gown and host a little dinner for his friends and acquaintances, as is the tradition. Your presence will be missed there, Master Darsie, by more than just him, which I regret to say is impossible due to your commitments, especially since our cousin, Peter Fairford, is coming from the West specifically for this, and we have no place to offer him but your room in the wall. And to be honest, Master Darsie, it might be for the best if you and Alan don’t meet until he’s settled into his new role. You are a charming gentleman and full of humor, which suits you well, as I understand you have enough to support your jovial nature. If you think about it wisely, you might consider that a person of means should have a serious and steady demeanor; yet you are far from becoming serious and thoughtful with your increasing income—in fact, the richer you become, the more cheerful I think you get. But that’s entirely up to you. Alan, however (besides my little savings), has the world to pursue; and jumping around and laughing, as you two used to do, would soon make the powder fly out of his wig and the coins out of his pocket. Nonetheless, I hope you will meet when you return from your travels; there is a time, as the wise man says, for gathering and a time for letting go; it’s always wise to take the gathering time first. I remain, dear sir, your supportive friend; and at your service, ALEXANDER FAIRFORD.

PS.—Alan’s Thesis is upon the title DE PERICULO ET COMMODO REI VENDITAE, and is a very pretty piece of Latinity.—Ross House, in our neighbourhood, is nearly finished, and is thought to excel Duff House in ornature.

PS.—Alan’s thesis is titled DE PERICULO ET COMMODO REI VENDITAE, and it’s a really nice piece of Latin. Ross House, in our area, is almost finished and is expected to be better than Duff House in beauty.





LETTER X

DARSIE LATIMER TO ALAN FAIRFORD

The plot thickens, Alan. I have your letter, and also one from your father. The last makes it impossible for me to comply with the kind request which the former urges. No—I cannot be with you, Alan; and that, for the best of all reasons—I cannot and ought not to counteract your father’s anxious wishes. I do not take it unkind of him that he desires my absence. It is natural that he should wish for his son what his son so well deserves—the advantage of a wiser and steadier companion than I seem to him. And yet I am sure I have often laboured hard enough to acquire that decency of demeanour which can no more be suspected of breaking bounds, than an owl of catching a butterfly.

The situation is getting complicated, Alan. I have your letter, and also one from your dad. The latter makes it impossible for me to agree to the kind request you made. No—I can’t be with you, Alan; and the reason is simple—I can’t and shouldn’t go against your father’s heartfelt wishes. I don’t take it personally that he wants me to stay away. It’s natural for him to want what’s best for his son—someone wiser and more reliable than I seem to him. And yet, I know I’ve often worked hard enough to develop a level of behavior that can’t be suspected of crossing the line, just like an owl wouldn’t be known for catching a butterfly.

But it was in vain that I have knitted my brows till I had the headache, in order to acquire the reputation of a grave, solid, and well-judging youth. Your father always has discovered, or thought that he discovered, a hare-brained eccentricity lying folded among the wrinkles of my forehead, which rendered me a perilous associate for the future counsellor and ultimate judge. Well, Corporal Nym’s philosophy must be my comfort—‘Things must be as they may.’—I cannot come to your father’s house, where he wishes not to see me; and as to your coming hither,—by all that is dear to me, I vow that if you are guilty of such a piece of reckless folly—not to say undutiful cruelty, considering your father’s thoughts and wishes—I will never speak to you again as long as I live! I am perfectly serious. And besides, your father, while he in a manner prohibits me from returning to Edinburgh, gives me the strongest reasons for continuing a little while longer in this country, by holding out the hope that I may receive from your old friend, Mr. Herries of Birrenswork, some particulars concerning my origin, with which that ancient recusant seems to be acquainted.

But it was pointless for me to furrow my brow until I had a headache, trying to earn a reputation as a serious, sensible, and thoughtful young man. Your father has always seen—or thought he saw—a reckless eccentricity hidden in my furrowed brow, which made me a risky companion for the future advisor and ultimate judge. Well, I must take comfort in Corporal Nym’s philosophy—‘Things must be as they may.’ I can’t go to your father’s house, where he doesn’t want to see me; and as for you coming here—by everything I hold dear, I swear that if you commit such a reckless act—not to mention undutiful cruelty, given your father’s feelings and wishes—I will never speak to you again for the rest of my life! I’m completely serious. Furthermore, while your father effectively forbids me from returning to Edinburgh, he gives me strong reasons to stay a little longer in this country, offering the hope that I might learn some details about my background from your old friend, Mr. Herries of Birrenswork, who seems to know something about it.

That gentleman mentioned the name of a family in Westmoreland, with which he supposes me connected. My inquiries here after such a family have been ineffectual, for the borderers, on either side, know little of each other. But I shall doubtless find some English person of whom to make inquiries, since the confounded fetterlock clapped on my movements by old Griffiths, prevents me repairing to England in person. At least, the prospect of obtaining some information is greater here than elsewhere; it will be an apology for my making a longer stay in this neighbourhood, a line of conduct which seems to have your father’s sanction, whose opinion must be sounder than that of your wandering damoselle.

That guy mentioned a family's name in Westmoreland that he thinks I’m connected to. I’ve tried to find out about that family here, but it hasn’t worked out, as the people on both sides of the border don’t know much about each other. However, I’m sure I’ll find an English person to ask about it, since the annoying restriction that old Griffiths put on me is stopping me from going to England myself. At least, I have a better chance of finding some information here than anywhere else; it justifies my staying in this area longer, which seems to have your father’s approval, whose judgment is probably better than that of your wandering lady.

If the road were paved with dangers which leads to such a discovery, I cannot for a moment hesitate to tread it. But in fact there is no peril in the case. If the Tritons of the Solway shall proceed to pull down honest Joshua’s tide-nets, I am neither Quixote enough in disposition, nor Goliath enough in person, to attempt their protection. I have no idea of attempting to prop a falling house by putting my shoulders against it. And indeed, Joshua gave me a hint that the company which he belongs to, injured in the way threatened (some of them being men who thought after the fashion of the world), would pursue the rioters at law, and recover damages, in which probably his own ideas of non-resistance will not prevent his participating. Therefore the whole affair will take its course as law will, as I only mean to interfere when it may be necessary to direct the course of the plaintiffs to thy chambers; and I request they may find thee intimate with all the Scottish statutes concerning salmon fisheries, from the LEX AQUARUM, downward.

If the road was filled with dangers that led to such a discovery, I wouldn't hesitate to walk it for a second. But the truth is, there's no risk in this situation. If the Tritons of the Solway decide to tear down honest Joshua’s tide-nets, I’m neither brave enough like Don Quixote nor strong enough like Goliath to try and protect them. I don't believe in trying to prop up a collapsing house by pushing on it. In fact, Joshua hinted that the group he’s part of, affected as they're threatened (some of them being people who think in conventional ways), would take legal action against the rioters and seek compensation, and I’m sure his own beliefs about non-resistance won’t stop him from getting involved. So, the whole situation will follow its legal course, as I only plan to step in when it’s necessary to direct the plaintiffs to your chambers; and I hope they find you well-versed in all the Scottish laws related to salmon fisheries, starting from the LEX AQUARUM and going forward.

As for the Lady of the Mantle, I will lay a wager that the sun so bedazzled thine eyes on that memorable morning, that everything thou didst look upon seemed green; and notwithstanding James Wilkinson’s experience in the Fusileers, as well as his negative whistle, I will venture to hold a crown that she is but a what-shall-call-’um after all. Let not even the gold persuade you to the contrary. She may make a shift to cause you to disgorge that, and (immense spoil!) a session’s fees to boot, if you look not all the sharper about you. Or if it should be otherwise, and if indeed there lurk some mystery under this visitation, credit me, it is one which thou canst not penetrate, nor can I as yet even attempt to explain it; since, if I prove mistaken, and mistaken I may easily be, I would be fain to creep into Phalaris’s bull, were it standing before me ready heated, rather than be roasted with thy raillery. Do not tax me with want of confidence; for the instant I can throw any light on the matter thou shalt have it; but while I am only blundering about in the dark, I do not choose to call wise folks to see me, perchance, break my nose against a post. So if you marvel at this,

As for the Lady of the Mantle, I bet the sun dazzled your eyes that unforgettable morning, making everything you looked at seem green; and despite James Wilkinson’s experience in the Fusileers and his negative whistle, I’m willing to bet a crown that she’s just a whatever-you-want-to-call-it after all. Don’t let even the gold convince you otherwise. She might find a way to make you part with that, and (huge loss!) even a session's fees too, if you don’t keep your wits about you. Or if it turns out differently, and there’s really some mystery behind this visit, believe me, it’s one you can’t figure out, nor can I even try to explain it yet; because if I turn out to be wrong, which I easily might be, I’d rather crawl into Phalaris’s bull, if it were right in front of me, than face your ridicule. Don’t accuse me of lacking confidence; as soon as I can shed any light on the situation, you’ll hear it from me. But while I’m still stumbling around in the dark, I don’t want to invite smart folks to watch me possibly get my nose broken against a post. So, if you’re wondering about this,

  E’en marvel on till time makes all things plain.
E'en marvel on until time makes everything clear.

In the meantime, kind Alan, let me proceed in my diurnal.

In the meantime, dear Alan, let me continue with my daily activities.

On the third or fourth day after my arrival at Mount Sharon, Time, that bald sexton to whom I have just referred you, did certainly limp more heavily along with me than he had done at first. The quaint morality of Joshua, and Huguenot simplicity of his sister, began to lose much of their raciness with their novelty, and my mode of life, by dint of being very quiet, began to feel abominably dull. It was, as thou say’st, as if the Quakers had put the sun in their pockets—all around was soft and mild, and even pleasant; but there was, in the whole routine, a uniformity, a want of interest, a helpless and hopeless languor, which rendered life insipid. No doubt, my worthy host and hostess felt none of this void, this want of excitation, which was becoming oppressive to their guest. They had their little round of occupations, charities, and pleasures; Rachel had her poultry-yard and conservatory, and Joshua his garden. Besides this, they enjoyed, doubtless, their devotional meditations; and, on the whole, time glided softly and imperceptibly on with them, though to me, who long for stream and cataract, it seemed absolutely to stand still. I meditated returning to Shepherd’s Bush, and began to think, with some hankering, after little Benjie and the rod. The imp has ventured hither, and hovers about to catch a peep of me now and then; I suppose the little sharper is angling for a few more sixpences. But this would have been, in Joshua’s eyes, a return of the washed sow to wallowing in the mire, and I resolved, while I remained his guest, to spare him so violent a shock to his prejudices. The next point was, to shorten the time of my proposed stay; but, alas! that I felt to be equally impossible. I had named a week; and however rashly my promise had been pledged, it must be held sacred, even according to the letter, from which the Friends permit no deviation.

On the third or fourth day after I arrived at Mount Sharon, Time, that bald undertaker I just mentioned, definitely limped along with me a little heavier than he had at first. The quirky morals of Joshua and the simple nature of his sister started to lose their charm, and my quiet lifestyle began to feel unbearably dull. It was, as you said, like the Quakers had put the sun in their pockets—everything around was soft and mild, even nice, but the routine felt monotonous, lacking interest, and left me in a state of bored lethargy that made life bland. No doubt my kind hosts didn’t feel this emptiness, this absence of excitement that was starting to weigh heavily on me. They had their little rounds of activities, charities, and joys; Rachel had her poultry yard and greenhouse, and Joshua had his garden. Besides that, they surely enjoyed their moments of prayer and reflection, and overall, time drifted by softly and nearly unnoticed for them, while for me, who longed for rushing streams and waterfalls, it felt like it was standing completely still. I considered going back to Shepherd’s Bush and found myself yearning a bit for little Benjie and the fishing rod. That little rascal has made his way here and keeps popping in to catch a glimpse of me now and then; I guess he’s after a few more sixpences. But to Joshua, this would be like a washed pig returning to the mud, so I decided that while I was his guest, I wouldn’t shock his beliefs that much. The next thing was to cut my stay shorter, but unfortunately, I realized that felt equally impossible. I had said a week, and no matter how recklessly I promised, I had to keep it, even to the letter, from which the Friends allow no deviation.

All these considerations wrought me up to a kind of impatience yesterday evening; so that I snatched up my hat, and prepared for a sally beyond the cultivated farm and ornamented grounds of Mount Sharon, just as if I were desirous to escape from the realms of art, into those of free and unconstrained nature.

All these thoughts got me a bit impatient yesterday evening, so I grabbed my hat and got ready to venture out beyond the cultivated fields and landscaped areas of Mount Sharon, as if I wanted to escape from the world of art into the open and unrestrained nature.

I was scarcely more delighted when I first entered this peaceful demesne, than I now was—such is the instability and inconsistency of human nature!—when I escaped from it to the open downs, which had formerly seemed so waste and dreary, The air I breathed felt purer and more bracing. The clouds, riding high upon a summer breeze, drove, in gay succession, over my head, now obscuring the sun, now letting its rays stream in transient flashes upon various parts of the landscape, and especially upon the broad mirror of the distant Firth of Solway.

I was hardly more thrilled when I first stepped into this peaceful estate than I was now—such is the unpredictability and inconsistency of human nature!—when I broke free to the open hills, which had once seemed so barren and dull. The air felt cleaner and more refreshing. The clouds, floating high on a summer breeze, moved playfully over my head, sometimes blocking the sun and other times allowing its rays to shine brightly onto different parts of the landscape, especially on the wide surface of the distant Solway Firth.

I advanced on the scene with the light step of a liberated captive; and, like John Bunyan’s Pilgrim, could have found in my heart to sing as I went on my way. It seemed as if my gaiety had accumulated while suppressed, and that I was, in my present joyous mood, entitled to expend the savings of the previous week. But just as I was about to uplift a merry stave, I heard, to my joyful surprise, the voices of three or more choristers, singing, with considerable success, the lively old catch,

I approached the scene with the lightness of someone who had just been set free; and, like John Bunyan’s Pilgrim, I felt like singing as I continued on my way. It felt like my happiness had built up while I was holding it back, and now that I was in such a cheerful mood, I had the right to enjoy the joy I had saved from the past week. But just as I was about to break into a happy tune, I heard, to my delight, the voices of three or more singers, performing the lively old song with great success,

  For all our men were very very merry,
    And all our men were drinking:
    There were two men of mine,
    Three men of thine,
  And three that belonged to old Sir Thom o’ Lyne;
  As they went to the ferry, they were very very merry,
    And all our men were drinking.’ 
  For all our guys were really cheerful,  
    And all our guys were drinking:  
    There were two guys of mine,  
    Three guys of yours,  
  And three that belonged to old Sir Thom o’ Lyne;  
  As they went to the ferry, they were really cheerful,  
    And all our guys were drinking.

[The original of this catch is to be found in Cowley’s witty comedy of THE GUARDIAN, the first edition. It does not exist in the second and revised edition, called THE CUTTER OF COLEMAN STREET.

[The original of this catch is in Cowley’s clever comedy THE GUARDIAN, the first edition. It doesn't appear in the second and revised edition, titled THE CUTTER OF COLEMAN STREET.]

  CAPTAIN BLADE.  Ha, ha, boys, another catch.
             AND ALL OUR MEN ARE VERY VERY MERRY,
             AND ALL OUR MEN WERE DRINKING.
  CUTTER.    ONE MAN OF MINE.
  DOGREL.    TWO MEN OF MINE.
  BLADE.     THREE MEN OF MINE.
  CUTTER.    AND ONE MAN OF MINE.
  OMNES.     AS WE WENT BY THE WAY WE WERE DRUNK, DRUNK, DAMNABLY
             DRUNK, AND ALL OUR MEN WERE VERY VERY MERRY, &c.
  CAPTAIN BLADE.  Ha, ha, guys, another catch.
             AND ALL OUR MEN ARE VERY VERY HAPPY,
             AND ALL OUR MEN WERE DRINKING.
  CUTTER.    ONE OF MY MEN.
  DOGREL.    TWO OF MY MEN.
  BLADE.     THREE OF MY MEN.
  CUTTER.    AND ONE OF MY MEN.
  OMNES.     AS WE WENT ON OUR WAY WE WERE DRUNK, DRUNK, DAMNED
             DRUNK, AND ALL OUR MEN WERE VERY VERY HAPPY, &c.

Such are the words, which are somewhat altered and amplified in the text. The play was acted in presence of Charles II, then Prince of Wales, in 1641. The catch in the text has been happily set to music.]

Such are the words, which are somewhat altered and amplified in the text. The play was performed in front of Charles II, who was then the Prince of Wales, in 1641. The catch in the text has been nicely set to music.

As the chorus ended, there followed a loud and hearty laugh by way of cheers. Attracted by sounds which were so congenial to my present feelings, I made towards the spot from which they came,—cautiously, however, for the downs, as had been repeatedly hinted to me, had no good name; and the attraction of the music, without rivalling that of the sirens in melody, might have been followed by similarly inconvenient consequences to an incautious amateur.

As the chorus wrapped up, there was a loud and cheerful laugh in response. Drawn by sounds that matched my current mood, I walked toward the source—carefully, though, since I had been warned multiple times that the area wasn't exactly safe. While the music, though not as enchanting as a siren's song, could still lead to similarly troublesome situations for someone who wasn’t careful.

I crept on, therefore, trusting that the sinuosities of the ground, broken as it was into knells and sand-pits, would permit me to obtain a sight of the musicians before I should be observed by them. As I advanced, the old ditty was again raised. The voices seemed those of a man and two boys; they were rough, but kept good time, and were managed with too much skill to belong to the ordinary country people.

I moved forward quietly, hoping that the twists and turns of the uneven ground, scattered with dips and sandy spots, would let me catch a glimpse of the musicians before they noticed me. As I got closer, the familiar old song started up again. The voices sounded like a man and two boys; they were rough but stayed in rhythm, and their performance was too skilled to be from regular country folks.

  Jack looked at the sun, and cried, Fire, fire, fire;
  Tom stabled his keffel in Birkendale mire;
  Jem started a calf, and halloo’d for a stag;
  Will mounted a gate-post instead of his nag:
  For all our men were very very merry,
    And all our men were drinking;
      There were two men of mine,
      Three men of thine,
  And three that belonged to old Sir Thom o’ Lyne;
  As they went to the ferry, they were very very merry,
    For all our men were drinking.
  Jack looked at the sun and shouted, “Fire, fire, fire;”  
  Tom stabled his horse in Birkendale swamp;  
  Jem chased a calf and called for a stag;  
  Will climbed a gate post instead of his horse:  
  For all our guys were really, really cheerful,  
    And all our guys were drinking;  
      There were two men of mine,  
      Three men of yours,  
  And three that belonged to old Sir Thom o’ Lyne;  
  As they headed to the ferry, they were really, really cheerful,  
    For all our guys were drinking.

The voices, as they mixed in their several parts, and ran through them, untwisting and again entwining all the links of the merry old catch, seemed to have a little touch of the bacchanalian spirit which they celebrated, and showed plainly that the musicians were engaged in the same joyous revel as the MENYIE of old Sir Thom o’ Lyne. At length I came within sight of them, three in number, where they sat cosily niched into what you might call a BUNKER, a little sand-pit, dry and snug, and surrounded by its banks, and a screen of whins in full bloom.

The voices, as they mixed in their different parts and flowed through them, untwisting and then intertwining all the links of the cheerful old song, seemed to have a hint of the festive spirit they were celebrating, clearly showing that the musicians were caught up in the same joyous celebration as the MENYIE of old Sir Thom o’ Lyne. Eventually, I came into view of them, three in number, sitting comfortably nestled in what you could call a BUNKER, a small sand-pit, dry and cozy, surrounded by its banks and a screen of blooming gorse.

The only one of the trio whom I recognized as a personal acquaintance was the notorious little Benjie, who, having just finished his stave, was cramming a huge luncheon of pie-crust into his mouth with one hand, while in the other he held a foaming tankard, his eyes dancing with all the glee of a forbidden revel; and his features, which have at all times a mischievous archness of expression, confessing the full sweetness of stolen waters, and bread eaten in secret.

The only person in the group I recognized as someone I knew was the infamous little Benjie, who, having just finished his song, was stuffing a giant piece of piecrust into his mouth with one hand while holding a frothy mug in the other. His eyes were sparkling with the joy of a forbidden party, and his face, which always had a cheeky expression, showed the pure delight of indulging in things he wasn’t supposed to enjoy.

There was no mistaking the profession of the male and female, who were partners with Benjie in these merry doings. The man’s long loose-bodied greatcoat (wrap-rascal as the vulgar term it), the fiddle-case, with its straps, which lay beside him, and a small knapsack which might contain his few necessaries; a clear grey eye; features which, in contending with many a storm, had not lost a wild and, careless expression of glee, animated at present, when he was exercising for his own pleasure the arts which he usually practised for bread,—all announced one of those peripatetic followers of Orpheus whom the vulgar call a strolling fiddler. Gazing more attentively, I easily discovered that though the poor musician’s eyes were open, their sense was shut, and that the ecstasy with which he turned them up to heaven only derived its apparent expression from his own internal emotions, but received no assistance from the visible objects around. Beside him sat his female companion, in a man’s hat, a blue coat, which seemed also to have been an article of male apparel, and a red petticoat. She was cleaner, in person and in clothes, than such itinerants generally are; and, having been in her day a strapping BONA ROBA, she did not even yet neglect some attention to her appearance; wore a large amber necklace, and silver ear-rings, and had her laid fastened across her breast with a brooch of the same metal.

There was no doubt about the roles of the man and woman who were partners with Benjie in these lively activities. The man wore a long, loose greatcoat (often called a wrap-rascal), had a fiddle case with straps lying next to him, and a small backpack that likely held his few essentials; he had a clear grey eye and features that, despite facing many challenges, still retained a wild and carefree look of joy, especially now as he played for his own enjoyment the skills he usually relied on to make a living. This marked him as one of those wandering followers of Orpheus, commonly referred to as a street musician. Looking more closely, I could see that although the poor musician's eyes were open, he was not really seeing – the ecstasy he expressed as he looked up at the sky came from his own feelings rather than anything around him. Next to him sat his female companion, wearing a man’s hat, a blue coat that also appeared to be from a man's wardrobe, and a red petticoat. She was cleaner in both her appearance and clothing than most traveling musicians tend to be; having once been an eye-catching BONA ROBA, she still paid attention to how she looked, adorned with a large amber necklace and silver earrings, and her hair was pinned across her chest with a brooch of the same metal.

The man also looked clean, notwithstanding the meanness of his attire, and had a decent silk handkerchief well knotted about his throat, under which peeped a clean owerlay. His beard, also, instead of displaying a grizzly stubble, unmowed for several days, flowed in thick and comely abundance over the breast, to the length of six inches, and mingled with his hair, which was but beginning to exhibit a touch of age. To sum up his appearance, the loose garment which I have described was secured around him by a large old-fashioned belt, with brass studs, in which hung a dirk, with a knife and fork, its usual accompaniments. Altogether, there was something more wild and adventurous-looking about the man than I could have expected to see in an ordinary modern crowder; and the bow which he now and then drew across the violin, to direct his little choir, was decidedly that of no ordinary performer.

The man looked clean despite the simplicity of his clothes and had a nice silk handkerchief neatly tied around his neck, under which peeked a clean shirt. His beard, rather than showing a scruffy stubble from several days, flowed thick and well-groomed over his chest, about six inches long, and blended with his hair, which was just starting to show signs of aging. To sum up his appearance, the loose garment I mentioned was held together by a large old-fashioned belt with brass studs, from which hung a dirk and a knife and fork, its usual companions. All in all, there was something wilder and more adventurous about the man than I would have expected to see in an average modern busker; and the bow he occasionally drew across the violin to direct his little choir was definitely that of a skilled performer.

You must understand that many of these observations were the fruits of after remark; for I had scarce approached so near as to get a distinct view of the party, when my friend Benjie’s lurching attendant, which he calls by the appropriate name of Hemp, began to cock his tail and ears, and, sensible of my presence, flew, barking like a fury, to the place where I had meant to lie concealed till I heard another song. I was obliged, however, to jump on my feet, and intimidate Hemp, who would otherwise have bit me, by two sound kicks on the ribs, which sent him howling back to his master.

You need to realize that a lot of these observations came from later comments. I had barely gotten close enough to see the group when my friend Benjie’s clumsy dog, which he fittingly named Hemp, perked up his tail and ears. Aware of my presence, he charged over, barking like crazy, to the spot where I had planned to stay hidden until I heard another song. I had to jump up and scare Hemp off with two solid kicks to his ribs, which sent him yelping back to his owner.

Little Benjie seemed somewhat dismayed at my appearance; but, calculating on my placability, and remembering, perhaps, that the ill-used Solomon was no palfrey of mine, he speedily affected great glee, and almost in one breath assured the itinerants that I was ‘a grand gentleman, and had plenty of money, and was very kind to poor folk;’ and informed me that this was ‘Willie Steenson—Wandering Willie the best fiddler that ever kittled thairm with horse-hair.’

Little Benjie looked a bit surprised at how I appeared; but, knowing I was easy to get along with, and perhaps remembering that the mistreated Solomon wasn't my horse, he quickly pretended to be very happy. In almost one breath, he told the travelers that I was "a fine gentleman, had plenty of money, and was really nice to poor people;" and he introduced me to "Willie Steenson—Wandering Willie, the best fiddler that ever played with horsehair."

The woman rose and curtsied; and Wandering Willie sanctioned his own praises with a nod, and the ejaculation, ‘All is true that the little boy says.’

The woman stood up and curtsied; and Wandering Willie approved of his own compliments with a nod and the exclamation, ‘Everything the little boy says is true.’

I asked him if he was of this country.

I asked him if he was from this country.

‘THIS country!’ replied the blind man—‘I am of every country in broad Scotland, and a wee bit of England to the boot. But yet I am, in some sense, of this country; for I was born within hearing of the roar of Solway. Will I give your honour a touch of the auld bread-winner?’

‘THIS country!’ replied the blind man—‘I’m from all over Scotland and a little bit of England as well. But, in a way, I am from this country too; I was born close enough to hear the roar of Solway. Would you like me to offer you a piece of the old bread-winner?’

He preluded as he spoke, in a manner which really excited my curiosity; and then, taking the old tune of Galashiels for his theme, he graced it with a number of wild, complicated, and beautiful variations; during which it was wonderful to observe how his sightless face was lighted up under the conscious pride and heartfelt delight in the exercise of his own very considerable powers.

He started off as he talked in a way that really piqued my interest; then, using the old tune of Galashiels as his base, he added a bunch of wild, intricate, and beautiful variations. It was amazing to see how his blind face lit up with conscious pride and genuine joy as he showcased his impressive talents.

‘What think you of that, now, for threescore and twa?’

‘What do you think of that, now, for sixty-two?’

I expressed my surprise and pleasure.

I expressed my surprise and pleasure.

‘A rant, man—an auld rant,’ said Willie; ‘naething like the music ye hae in your ballhouses and your playhouses in Edinbro’; but it’s weel aneugh anes in a way at a dykeside. Here’s another—it’s no a Scotch tune, but it passes for ane—Oswald made it himsell, I reckon—he has cheated mony ane, but he canna cheat Wandering Willie.’

‘A rant, man—an old rant,’ said Willie; ‘nothing like the music you have in your dance halls and theaters in Edinburgh; but it’s fine enough at the dykeside. Here’s another—it’s not a Scottish tune, but it goes for one—Oswald made it himself, I guess—he's fooled many, but he can’t fool Wandering Willie.’

He then played your favourite air of Roslin Castle, with a number of beautiful variations, some of which I am certain were almost extempore.

He then played your favorite tune from Roslin Castle, with several beautiful variations, some of which I’m sure were almost improvised.

‘You have another fiddle there, my friend,’ said I—‘Have you a comrade?’ But Willie’s ears were deaf, or his attention was still busied with the tune.

‘You have another fiddle there, my friend,’ I said—‘Do you have a partner?’ But Willie seemed not to hear me, or he was still caught up in the music.

The female replied in his stead, ‘O aye, sir—troth we have a partner—a gangrel body like oursells. No but my hinny might have been better if he had liked; for mony a bein nook in mony a braw house has been offered to my hinny Willie, if he wad but just bide still and play to the gentles.’

The woman answered for him, “Oh yes, sir—truly we have a partner—a wretched soul like ourselves. It’s true that my darling could have done better if he wanted; because many a cozy spot in many a fine house has been offered to my darling Willie, if he would just stay put and play for the folks.”

‘Whisht, woman! whisht!’ said the blind man, angrily, shaking his locks; ‘dinna deave the gentleman wi’ your havers. Stay in a house and play to the gentles!—strike up when my leddy pleases, and lay down the bow when my lord bids! Na, na, that’s nae life for Willie. Look out, Maggie—peer out, woman, and see if ye can see Robin coming. Deil be in him! He has got to the lee-side of some smuggler’s punch-bowl, and he wunna budge the night, I doubt.’

‘Hush, woman! Hush!’ said the blind man, angrily shaking his head; ‘don't bother the gentleman with your nonsense. Stay home and play for the nobles!—start up when my lady wants, and put down the bow when my lord says! No, no, that’s not a life for Willie. Look out, Maggie—peek out, woman, and see if you can spot Robin coming. Curse him! He’s probably at some smuggler’s party, and I doubt he’ll move tonight.’

‘That is your consort’s instrument,’ said I—’ Will you give me leave to try my skill?’ I slipped at the same time a shilling into the woman’s hand.

‘That is your partner’s instrument,’ I said—’ Will you allow me to try my skill?’ I also slid a shilling into the woman’s hand at the same time.

‘I dinna ken whether I dare trust Robin’s fiddle to ye,’ said Willie, bluntly. His wife gave him a twitch. ‘Hout awa, Maggie,’ he said in contempt of the hint; ‘though the gentleman may hae gien ye siller, he may have nae bowhand for a’ that, and I’ll no trust Robin’s fiddle wi’ an ignoramus. But that’s no sae muckle amiss,’ he added, as I began to touch the instrument; ‘I am thinking ye have some skill o’ the craft.’

"I don't know if I can trust Robin's fiddle with you," Willie said straightforwardly. His wife nudged him. "Oh, come on, Maggie," he said, disregarding her hint; "even if the gentleman gave you money, he might not know how to play, and I won’t trust Robin's fiddle with someone who doesn’t know what they're doing. But that's not too bad," he added as I started to play; "I’m thinking you have some skill with it."

To confirm him in this favourable opinion, I began to execute such a complicated flourish as I thought must have turned Crowdero into a pillar of stone with envy and wonder. I scaled the top of the finger-board, to dive at once to the bottom—skipped with flying fingers, like Timotheus, from shift to shift—struck arpeggios and harmonic tones, but without exciting any of the astonishment which I had expected.

To reinforce his positive opinion of me, I started to play a complex flourish that I thought would make Crowdero turn to stone with envy and awe. I climbed to the top of the fingerboard, then dove straight to the bottom—moved my fingers rapidly, like Timotheus, jumping from one shift to another—played arpeggios and harmonic tones, but I didn't get the reaction I had anticipated.

Willie indeed listened to me with considerable attention; but I was no sooner finished, than he immediately mimicked on his own instrument the fantastic complication of tones which I had produced, and made so whimsical a parody of my performance, that, although somewhat angry, I could not help laughing heartily, in which I was joined by Benjie, whose reverence for me held him under no restraint; while the poor dame, fearful, doubtless, of my taking offence at this familiarity, seemed divided betwixt her conjugal reverence for her Willie, and her desire to give him a hint for his guidance.

Willie really paid attention to me; but as soon as I finished, he immediately started playing on his own instrument, imitating the crazy mix of sounds I had created. He made such a funny parody of my performance that, even though I was a bit annoyed, I couldn’t help but laugh heartily, joined by Benjie, who felt no need to hold back his admiration for me. Meanwhile, the poor woman, likely worried that I might take offense at this familiarity, seemed torn between her respect for her Willie and her wish to give him a hint on how to behave.

At length the old man stopped of his own accord, and, as if he had sufficiently rebuked me by his mimicry, he said, ‘But for a’ that, ye will play very weel wi’ a little practice and some gude teaching. But ye maun learn to put the heart into it, man—to put the heart into it.’

At last, the old man stopped on his own, and, as if he had scolded me enough with his imitation, he said, "Still, you'll play really well with a little practice and some good teaching. But you have to learn to put your heart into it, man—to really put your heart into it."

I played an air in simpler taste, and received more decided approbation.

I played a simpler tune and got more enthusiastic approval.

‘That’s something like it man. Od, ye are a clever birkie!’

‘That’s something like it, man. Od, you are a clever guy!’

The woman touched his coat again. ‘The gentleman is a gentleman, Willie—ye maunna speak that gate to him, hinnie.’

The woman touched his coat again. “The gentleman is a gentleman, Willie—you shouldn’t speak to him like that, honey.”

‘The deevil I maunna!’ said Willie; ‘and what for maunna I?—If he was ten gentles, he canna draw a bow like me, can he?’

‘The devil I won't!’ said Willie; ‘and why shouldn't I?—If he was ten gentlemen, he can't shoot a bow like me, can he?’

‘Indeed I cannot, my honest friend,’ said I; ‘and if you will go with me to a house hard by, I would be glad to have a night with you.’

‘Honestly, I can’t, my dear friend,’ I said. ‘But if you’d like to come with me to a nearby house, I’d be happy to spend the night with you.’

Here I looked round, and observed Benjie smothering a laugh, which I was sure had mischief in it. I seized him suddenly by the ear, and made him confess that he was laughing at the thoughts of the reception which a fiddler was likely to get from the Quakers at Mount Sharon. I chucked him from me, not sorry that his mirth had reminded me in time of what I had for the moment forgotten; and invited the itinerant to go with me to Shepherd’s Bush, from which I proposed to send word to Mr. Geddes that I should not return home that evening. But the minstrel declined this invitation also. He was engaged for the night, he said, to a dance in the neighbourhood, and vented a round execration on the laziness or drunkenness of his comrade, who had not appeared at the place of rendezvous.

Here, I looked around and saw Benjie trying to hold back a laugh, and I knew it had something mischievous behind it. I suddenly grabbed him by the ear and made him admit that he was laughing at the idea of how a fiddler would be received by the Quakers at Mount Sharon. I pushed him away, not unhappy that his laughter had reminded me of something I had briefly forgotten; I invited the traveling musician to come with me to Shepherd’s Bush, where I planned to let Mr. Geddes know that I wouldn’t be coming home that evening. But the minstrel turned down the invitation too. He said he was booked for a dance nearby that night and cursed his lazy or drunk friend who hadn’t shown up at their meeting place.

‘I will go with you instead of him,’ said I, in a sudden whim; ‘and I will give you a crown to introduce me as your comrade.’

“I'll go with you instead of him,” I said on a sudden whim; “and I’ll give you a crown to introduce me as your friend.”

‘YOU gang instead of Rob the Rambler! My certie, freend, ye are no blate!’ answered Wandering Willie, in a tone which announced death to my frolic.

‘You’re a gang instead of Rob the Rambler! My goodness, friend, you’re not shy at all!’ replied Wandering Willie, in a tone that signaled the end of my fun.

But Maggie, whom the offer of the crown had not escaped, began to open on that scent with a maundering sort of lecture. ‘Oh Willie! hinny Willie, whan will ye learn to be wise? There’s a crown to be win for naething but saying ae man’s name instead of anither. And, wae’s me! I hae just a shilling of this gentleman’s gieing, and a boddle of my ain; and ye wunna, bend your will sae muckle as to take up the siller that’s flung at your feet! Ye will die the death of a cadger’s powney, in a wreath of drift! and what can I do better than lie doun and die wi’ you? for ye winna let me win siller to keep either you or mysell leevin.’

But Maggie, who had noticed the offer of the crown, started to ramble on about it. "Oh Willie! dear Willie, when will you learn to be smart? There's a crown to be won just by saying one man's name instead of another's. And, oh dear! I only have one shilling from this gentleman and a halfpenny of my own; and you won't even bend your will enough to pick up the money that’s lying at your feet! You'll end up dying like a beggar’s dog, in a pile of rubbish! And what can I do but lie down and die with you? Because you won’t let me earn money to keep either of us alive.”

‘Haud your nonsense tongue, woman,’ said Willie, but less absolutely than before. ‘Is he a real gentleman, or ane of the player-men?’

‘Shut your nonsense, woman,’ said Willie, but with less certainty than before. ‘Is he a real gentleman, or one of those actors?’

‘I’se uphaud him a real gentleman,’ said the woman.

"I've regarded him as a true gentleman," said the woman.

‘I’se uphaud ye ken little of the matter,’ said Willie; ‘let us see haud of your hand, neebor, gin ye like.

‘I know you don’t understand much about this,’ said Willie; ‘let us see your hand, neighbor, if you don’t mind.

I gave him my hand. He said to himself, ‘Aye, aye, here are fingers that have seen canny service.’ Then running his hand over my hair, my face, and my dress, he went on with his soliloquy; ‘Aye, aye, muisted hair, braidclaith o’ the best, and seenteen hundred linen on his back, at the least o’ it. And how do you think, my braw birkie, that you are to pass for a tramping fiddler?’

I extended my hand to him. He murmured to himself, “Yep, here are fingers that have done good work.” Then, as he ran his hand over my hair, my face, and my outfit, he continued his monologue; “Yep, messy hair, the best fabric, and at least seventeen hundred threads on his back. And how do you suppose, my handsome lad, that you’re going to pass as a wandering fiddler?”

‘My dress is plain,’ said I,—indeed I had chosen my most ordinary suit, out of compliment to my Quaker friends,—‘and I can easily pass for a young farmer out upon a frolic. Come, I will double the crown I promised you.’

‘My dress is simple,’ I said—I had picked my most basic outfit to honor my Quaker friends—‘and I can easily blend in as a young farmer on a fun outing. Come on, I’ll double the prize I promised you.’

‘Damn your crowns!’ said the disinterested man of music. ‘I would like to have a round wi’ you, that’s certain;—but a farmer, and with a hand that never held pleugh-stilt or pettle, that will never do. Ye may pass for a trades-lad from Dumfries, or a student upon the ramble, or the like o’ that. But hark ye, lad; if ye expect to be ranting among the queans o’ lasses where ye are gaun, ye will come by the waur, I can tell ye; for the fishers are wild chaps, and will bide nae taunts.’

‘Damn your crowns!’ said the indifferent musician. ‘I’d definitely love to have a go at you; that’s for sure—but a farmer, and someone who’s never held a plow or a hoe, that’s just not right. You might pass for a tradesman from Dumfries, or a student just wandering around, or something like that. But listen, kid; if you think you’re going to be boasting among the girls where you’re going, you’re in for a rough time, I can tell you; because the fishermen are wild guys and won’t take any insults.’

I promised to be civil and cautious; and, to smooth the good woman, I slipped the promised piece into her hand. The acute organs of the blind man detected this little manoeuvre.

I promised to be polite and careful; and, to appease the woman, I slipped the promised item into her hand. The keen senses of the blind man picked up on this little trick.

‘Are ye at it again wi’ the siller, ye jaud? I’ll be sworn ye wad rather hear ae twalpenny clink against another, than have a spring from Rory Dall, [Blind Rorie, a famous musician according to tradition.] if he was-coming alive again anes errand. Gang doun the gate to Lucky Gregson’s and get the things ye want, and bide there till ele’en hours in the morn; and if you see Robin, send him on to me.’

‘Are you at it again with the money, you tease? I swear you’d rather hear a couple of coins clinking together than get a tune from Rory Dall, [Blind Rorie, a famous musician according to tradition.] if he were alive again for just one errand. Go down to Lucky Gregson’s and get the things you need, and stay there until eleven o'clock in the morning; and if you see Robin, send him to me.’

‘Am I no gaun to the ploy, then?’ said Maggie, in a disappointed tone.

‘Am I not going to the party, then?’ said Maggie, in a disappointed tone.

‘And what for should ye?’ said her lord and master; ‘to dance a’ night, I’se warrant, and no to be fit to walk your tae’s-length the morn, and we have ten Scots miles afore us? Na, na. Stable the steed, and pit your wife to bed, when there’s night wark to do.’

‘And what for should you?’ said her lord and master; ‘to dance all night, I bet, and not be able to walk a single step tomorrow, when we have ten Scots miles ahead of us? No, no. Put the horse away, and get your wife to bed, when there’s work to be done tonight.’

‘Aweel, aweel, Willie hinnie, ye ken best; but oh, take an unco care o’ yoursell, and mind ye haena the blessing o’ sight.’

‘Well, well, Willie honey, you know best; but oh, take good care of yourself, and remember you don’t have the blessing of sight.’

‘Your tongue gars me whiles tire of the blessing of hearing, woman,’ replied ‘Willie, in answer to this tender exhortation.

‘Your words tire me while I appreciate the blessing of hearing, woman,’ replied Willie in response to this tender exhortation.

But I now put in for my interest. ‘Hollo, good folks, remember that I am to send the boy to Mount Sharon, and if you go to the Shepherd’s Bush, honest woman, how the deuce am I to guide the blind man where he is going? I know little or nothing of the country.’

But I’m looking out for my own interests now. “Hey, everyone, remember that I need to send the boy to Mount Sharon, and if you’re heading to Shepherd’s Bush, how on earth am I supposed to guide the blind man to where he needs to go? I don’t know much about this area.”

‘And ye ken mickle less of my hinnie, sir,’ replied Maggie, ‘that think he needs ony guiding; he’s the best guide himsell that ye’ll find between Criffell and Carlisle. Horse-road and foot-path, parish-road and kirk-road, high-road and cross-road, he kens ilka foot of ground in Nithsdale.’

‘And you know a lot less about my honey, sir,’ replied Maggie, ‘than you think he needs any guidance; he’s the best guide you’ll find between Criffell and Carlisle. Horse road and footpath, parish road and church road, highway and side road, he knows every inch of ground in Nithsdale.’

‘Aye, ye might have said in braid Scotland, gudewife,’ added the fiddler. ‘But gang your ways, Maggie, that’s the first wise word ye hae spoke the day. I wish it was dark night, and rain, and wind, for the gentleman’s sake, that I might show him there is whiles when ane had better want een than have them; for I am as true a guide by darkness as by daylight.’

‘Yeah, you might have said that in broad Scotland, goodwife,’ added the fiddler. ‘But go on your way, Maggie, that’s the first smart thing you’ve said today. I wish it was dark and stormy for that gentleman’s sake, so I could show him that sometimes it’s better to lack eyes than to have them; for I’m just as good a guide in the dark as I am in the daylight.’

Internally as well pleased that my companion was not put to give me this last proof of his skill, I wrote a note with a pencil, desiring Samuel to bring my horses at midnight, when I thought my frolic would be wellnigh over, to the place to which the bearer should direct him, and I sent little Benjie with an apology to the worthy Quakers.

Internally, I was relieved that my friend didn’t have to give me this final demonstration of his skill. I quickly jotted a note with a pencil, asking Samuel to bring my horses at midnight, when I figured my fun would be wrapping up. I sent little Benjie with an apology to the respectable Quakers.

As we parted in different directions, the good woman said, ‘Oh, sir, if ye wad but ask Willie to tell ye ane of his tales to shorten the gate! He can speak like ony minister frae the pu’pit, and he might have been a minister himsell, but’—

As we went our separate ways, the kind woman said, “Oh, sir, if you would just ask Willie to tell you one of his stories to make the journey shorter! He can speak like any minister from the pulpit, and he could have been a minister himself, but—”

‘Haud your tongue, ye fule!’ said Willie,—‘But stay, Meg—gie me a kiss, ne maunna part in anger, neither.’—And thus our society separated.

‘Shut your mouth, you fool!’ said Willie,—‘But wait, Meg—give me a kiss, we shouldn't part in anger, either.’—And so our group went their separate ways.

[It is certain that in many cases the blind have, by constant exercise of their other organs, learned to overcome a defect which one would think incapable of being supplied. Every reader must remember the celebrated Blind Jack of Knaresborough, who lived by laying out roads.]

[It’s clear that in many cases, blind people have learned to compensate for their impairment through constant use of their other senses, which seems impossible to overcome. Every reader must remember the famous Blind Jack of Knaresborough, who made a living by designing roads.]





LETTER XI

THE SAME TO THE SAME

You are now to conceive us proceeding in our different directions across the bare downs. Yonder flies little Benjie to the northward with Hemp scampering at his heels, both running as if for dear life so long as the rogue is within sight of his employer, and certain to take the walk very easy so soon as he is out of ken. Stepping westward, you see Maggie’s tall form and high-crowned hat, relieved by the fluttering of her plaid upon the left shoulder, darkening as the distance diminishes her size and as the level sunbeams begin to sink upon the sea. She is taking her quiet journey to the Shepherd’s Bush.

You can now imagine us going our separate ways across the open hills. Over there, little Benjie is running north with Hemp chasing after him, both of them running as if their lives depend on it while the rascal can still see his owner, but sure to slow down as soon as he’s out of sight. If you look to the west, you can spot Maggie’s tall figure and her high-crowned hat, contrasted by her plaid fluttering on her left shoulder, appearing smaller as she moves away and the sun starts to set over the sea. She’s on her quiet walk to the Shepherd’s Bush.

Then, stoutly striding over the lea, you have a full view of Darsie Latimer, with his new acquaintance, Wandering Willie, who, bating that he touched the ground now and then with his staff, not in a doubtful groping manner, but with the confident air of an experienced pilot, heaving the lead when he has the soundings by heart, walks as firmly and boldly as if he possessed the eyes of Argus. There they go, each with his violin slung at his back, but one of them at least totally ignorant whither their course is directed.

Then, confidently striding across the meadow, you can see Darsie Latimer with his new friend, Wandering Willie. Except for the occasional tap of his staff on the ground—done not in a hesitant way, but with the self-assured demeanor of an experienced pilot who knows the depths by heart—he walks as steadily and boldly as if he had the eyes of Argus. There they go, each with a violin slung over their back, though at least one of them is completely clueless about where they are headed.

And wherefore did you enter so keenly into such a mad frolic? says my wise counsellor.—Why, I think, upon the whole, that as a sense of loneliness, and a longing for that kindness which is interchanged in society, led me to take up my temporary residence at Mount Sharon, the monotony of my life there, the quiet simplicity of the conversation of the Geddeses, and the uniformity of their amusements and employments, wearied out my impatient temper, and prepared me for the first escapade which chance might throw in my way.

And why did you jump so eagerly into such a crazy adventure? my wise advisor asks. Well, I think that, overall, my feeling of loneliness and my desire for the connection that comes from being around others led me to stay temporarily at Mount Sharon. However, the dull routine of my life there, the straightforward conversations with the Geddeses, and the sameness of their entertainment and activities ended up wearing me down. It made me ready for the first wild opportunity that came my way.

What would I have given that I could have procured that solemn grave visage of thine, to dignify this joke, as it has done full many a one of thine own! Thou hast so happy a knack of doing the most foolish things in the wisest manner, that thou mightst pass thy extravagances for rational actions, even in the eyes of Prudence herself.

What would I have given to have that serious expression of yours to make this joke worthwhile, just like it has done for many of yours! You have such a talent for doing the silliest things in the smartest way that you could convince even Prudence herself that your wild antics are really rational actions.

From the direction which my guide observed, I began to suspect that the dell at Brokenburn was our probable destination; and it became important to me to consider whether I could, with propriety, or even perfect safety, intrude myself again upon the hospitality of my former host. I therefore asked Willie whether we were bound for the laird’s, as folk called him.

From the way my guide was looking, I started to think that the valley at Brokenburn was likely where we were headed; and it became important for me to figure out if I could, without causing any trouble or being unsafe, show up again at the home of my previous host. So, I asked Willie if we were going to the laird’s place, as people called him.

‘Do ye ken the laird?’ said Willie, interrupting a sonata of Corelli, of which he had whistled several bars with great precision.

‘Do you know the laird?’ said Willie, interrupting a sonata by Corelli, which he had whistled several bars of with great precision.

‘I know the laird a little,’ said I; ‘and therefore I was doubting whether I ought to go to his town in disguise.’

‘I know the laird a bit,’ I said; ‘so I was wondering if I should go to his town in disguise.’

‘I should doubt, not a little only, but a great deal, before I took ye there, my chap,’ said Wandering Willie; ‘for I am thinking it wad be worth little less than broken banes baith to you and me. Na, na, chap, we are no ganging to the laird’s, but to a blithe birling at the Brokenburn-foot, where there will be mony a braw lad and lass; and maybe there may be some of the laird’s folks, for he never comes to sic splores himsell. He is all for fowling-piece and salmon-spear, now that pike and musket are out of the question.’

‘I’d have serious doubts, not just a little but a lot, before I took you there, my friend,’ said Wandering Willie; ‘because I think it would cost us both more than just broken bones. No way, buddy, we’re not going to the laird’s place, but to a lively gathering at the Brokenburn-foot, where there will be plenty of nice guys and girls; and maybe some of the laird’s people will be there, since he never shows up to these kinds of parties himself. He’s all about hunting with his shotgun and fishing for salmon now that pike and muskets are out of the question.’

‘He has been at soldier, then?’ said I.

‘So he’s been a soldier, then?’ I said.

‘I’se warrant him a soger,’ answered Willie; ‘but take my advice, and speer as little about him as he does about you. Best to let sleeping dogs lie. Better say naething about the laird, my man, and tell me instead, what sort of a chap ye are that are sae ready to cleik in with an auld gaberlunzie fiddler? Maggie says ye’re gentle, but a shilling maks a’ the difference that Maggie kens between a gentle and a semple, and your crowns wad mak ye a prince of the blood in her een. But I am ane that ken full weel that ye may wear good claithes, and have a saft hand, and yet that may come of idleness as weel as gentrice.’

"I can tell he’s a soldier," Willie replied, "but take my advice and ask as little about him as he does about you. It’s best to let things be. It’s better not to say anything about the laird, my friend, and instead, tell me what kind of guy you are who’s so quick to team up with an old wandering fiddler? Maggie says you're kind, but a shilling makes all the difference that Maggie knows between a kind person and a simple one, and your money would make you a prince in her eyes. But I know very well that you can wear nice clothes and have a soft hand, and still that's just the result of idleness as much as of nobility."

I told him my name, with the same addition I had formerly given to Mr. Joshua Geddes; that I was a law-student, tired of my studies, and rambling about for exercise and amusement.

I told him my name, along with the same detail I had previously shared with Mr. Joshua Geddes; that I was a law student, worn out from my studies, and wandering around for some exercise and fun.

‘And are ye in the wont of drawing up wi’ a’ the gangrel bodies that ye meet on the high-road, or find cowering in a sand-bunker upon the links?’ demanded Willie.

‘Are you in the habit of picking up all the stray folks that you meet on the road, or find hiding in a sand bunker on the course?’ demanded Willie.

‘Oh, no; only with honest folks like yourself, Willie,’ was my reply.

‘Oh, no; only with honest people like you, Willie,’ was my reply.

‘Honest folks like me! How do ye ken whether I am honest, or what I am? I may be the deevil himsell for what ye ken; for he has power to come disguised like an angel of light; and besides he is a prime fiddler. He played a sonata to Corelli, ye ken.’

‘Honest people like me! How do you know if I'm honest or what I really am? I could be the devil himself for all you know; he has the power to show up looking like an angel of light; and besides, he's an amazing fiddler. He played a sonata for Corelli, you know.’

There was something odd in this speech, and the tone in which it was said. It seemed as if my companion was not always in his constant mind, or that he was willing to try if he could frighten me. I laughed at the extravagance of his language, however, and asked him in reply, if he was fool enough to believe that the foul fiend would play so silly a masquerade.

There was something strange about this speech and the way it was delivered. It felt like my companion wasn’t completely in his right mind, or that he was just trying to see if he could scare me. I laughed at the absurdity of his words and asked him in response if he was really foolish enough to think that the wicked spirit would put on such a ridiculous disguise.

‘Ye ken little about it—little about it,’ said the old man, shaking his head and beard, and knitting his brows, ‘I could tell ye something about that.’

'You know little about it—little about it,' said the old man, shaking his head and beard, and frowning, 'I could tell you something about that.'

What his wife mentioned of his being a tale-teller, as well as a musician, now occurred to me; and as you know I like tales of superstition, I begged to have a specimen of his talent as we went along.

What his wife said about him being a storyteller and a musician came to mind; and since you know I enjoy stories about the supernatural, I requested a sample of his talent as we moved forward.

‘It is very true,’ said the blind man, ‘that when I am tired of scraping thairm or singing ballants, I whiles mak a tale serve the turn among the country bodies; and I have some fearsome anes, that make the auld carlines shake on the settle, and the bits o’ bairns skirl on their minnies out frae their beds. But this that I am gaun to tell you was a thing that befell in our ain house in my father’s time—that is, my father was then a hafflins callant; and I tell it to you that it may be a lesson to you, that are but a young, thoughtless chap, wha ye draw up wi’ on a lonely road; for muckle was the dool and care that came o’t to my gudesire.’

“It’s very true,” said the blind man, “that when I get tired of scraping a fiddle or singing songs, I sometimes tell a story to entertain the locals; and I have some scary ones that make the old women tremble in their seats and the little kids scream from their beds. But what I’m about to tell you is something that happened in our own house when my father was a young man; that is, my father was still quite young then. I share this with you so it can serve as a lesson, especially for you, a young and reckless guy, as you walk along a lonely road; because a lot of grief and trouble came to my grandfather from it.”

He commenced his tale accordingly, in a distinct narrative tone of voice which he raised and depressed with considerable skill; at times sinking almost into a whisper, and turning his clear but sightless eyeballs upon my face, as if it had been possible for him to witness the impression which his narrative made upon my features. I will not spare you a syllable of it, although it be of the longest; so I make a dash—and begin

He started telling his story in a clear and engaging tone, skillfully varying his volume. At times, he would lower his voice to almost a whisper and direct his clear but blind gaze toward my face, as if he could see my reactions to his tale. I won’t hold back a single detail, even though it’s quite lengthy; so here goes—I’ll just jump right in.

WANDERING WILLIE’S TALE.

Wandering Willie's Story.

Ye maun have heard of Sir Robert Redgauntlet of that Ilk, who lived in these parts before the dear years. The country will lang mind him; and our fathers used to draw breath thick if ever they heard him named. He was out wi’ the Hielandmen in Montrose’s time; and again he was in the hills wi’ Glencairn in the saxteen hundred and fifty-twa; and sae when King Charles the Second came in, wha was in sic favour as the Laird of Redgauntlet? He was knighted at Lonon court, wi’ the king’s ain sword; and being a redhot prelatist, he came down here, rampauging like a lion, with commissions of lieutenancy (and of lunacy, for what I ken) to put down a’ the Whigs and Covenanters in the country. Wild wark they made of it; for the Whigs were as dour as the Cavaliers were fierce, and it was which should first tire the other. Redgauntlet was ay for the strong hand; and his name is kend as wide in the country as Claverhouse’s or Tam Dalyell’s. Glen, nor dargle, nor mountain, nor cave, could hide the puir hill-folk when Redgauntlet was out with bugle and bloodhound after them, as if they had been sae mony deer. And troth when they fand them, they didna mak muckle mair ceremony than a Hielandman wi’ a roebuck—it was just, ‘Will ye tak the test?’—if not, ‘Make ready—present—fire!’—and there lay the recusant.

You must have heard of Sir Robert Redgauntlet from that area, who lived here before the tough times. The locals will remember him for a long time; our fathers would catch their breath hard whenever they heard his name. He was out with the Highlanders during Montrose’s time, and later, he was in the hills with Glencairn in the year 1652. So when King Charles the Second returned, who was more favored than the Laird of Redgauntlet? He was knighted at the London court with the king’s own sword, and being an ardent supporter of the Church of England, he came down here, charging in like a lion, with orders of authority (and perhaps madness, from what I know) to suppress all the Whigs and Covenanters in the area. They caused a wild ruckus; the Whigs were as stubborn as the Cavaliers were fierce, and it was a matter of who would tire first. Redgauntlet was always for taking a strong stance; his name is known across the land just as widely as Claverhouse’s or Tam Dalyell’s. No glen, thicket, mountain, or cave could hide the poor hill folk when Redgauntlet was out with his bugle and bloodhound chasing them, as if they were merely deer. And when they found them, they didn’t bother with much ceremony, like a Highlander with a roebuck—it was just, ‘Will you take the test?’—if not, ‘Get ready—aim—fire!’—and there lay the defector.

Far and wide was Sir Robert hated and feared. Men thought he had a direct compact with Satan—that he was proof against steel—and that bullets happed aff his buff-coat like hailstanes from a hearth—that he had a mear that would turn a hare on the side of Carrifra-gawns [A precipitous side of a mountain in Moffatdale.]—and muckle to the same purpose, of whilk mair anon. The best blessing they wared on him was, ‘Deil scowp wi’ Redgauntlet!’ He wasna a bad master to his ain folk, though, and was weel aneugh liked by his tenants; and as for the lackies and troopers that raid out wi’ him to the persecutions, as the Whigs caa’d those killing times, they wad hae drunken themsells blind to his health at ony time.

Sir Robert was widely hated and feared. People believed he had a direct deal with the devil—that he was invulnerable to weapons—and that bullets bounced off his coat like hail from a roof—that he had a horse that could outrun a hare on the steep side of Carrifra-gawns [A steep part of a mountain in Moffatdale.]—and much more to that effect, of which more will be said later. The best blessing they wished for him was, ‘Devil take Redgauntlet!’ He wasn’t a bad boss to his own people, though, and was well-liked by his tenants; as for the servants and soldiers who rode out with him during the persecutions, as the Whigs called those deadly times, they would have drunk themselves blind to toast his health at any moment.

Now you are to ken that my gudesire lived on Redgauntlet’s grund—they ca’ the place Primrose Knowe. We had lived on the grund, and under the Redgauntlets, since the riding days, and lang before. It was a pleasant bit; and I think the air is callerer and fresher there than onywhere else in the country. It’s a’ deserted now; and I sat on the broken door-cheek three days since, and was glad I couldna see the plight the place was in; but that’s a’ wide o’ the mark. There dwelt my gudesire, Steenie Steenson, a rambling, rattling chiel’ he had been in his young days, and could play weel on the pipes; he was famous at ‘Hoopers and Girders’—a’ Cumberland couldna, touch him at ‘Jockie Lattin’—and he had the finest finger for the back-lilt between Berwick and Carlisle. The like o’ Steenie wasna the sort that they made Whigs o’. And so he became a Tory, as they ca’ it, which we now ca’ Jacobites, just out of a kind of needcessity, that he might belang to some side or other. He had nae ill will to the Whig bodies, and liked little to see the blude rin, though, being obliged to follow Sir Robert in hunting and hoisting, watching and warding, he saw muckle mischief, and maybe did some, that he couldna avoid.

Now you should know that my grandfather lived on Redgauntlet's land—they call the place Primrose Knowe. We had lived on the land, and under the Redgauntlets, since the riding days, and long before that. It was a nice spot; and I think the air is cooler and fresher there than anywhere else in the country. It’s all deserted now; and I sat on the broken doorframe three days ago, glad I couldn't see the state the place was in; but that’s all beside the point. My grandfather, Steenie Steenson, was a lively, talkative guy in his youth and could play the pipes really well; he was famous for ‘Hoopers and Girders’—no one in Cumberland could touch him at ‘Jockie Lattin’—and he had the best finger for the back-lilt between Berwick and Carlisle. Someone like Steenie wasn’t the type to be made into a Whig. So he became a Tory, as they call it, which we now call Jacobites, just out of a sort of necessity, to belong to some side or another. He held no ill will toward the Whigs, and didn't like to see bloodshed, but, being forced to follow Sir Robert in hunting, guarding, and watching, he witnessed a lot of mischief, and maybe caused some, that he couldn’t avoid.

Now Steenie was a kind of favourite with his master, and kend a’ the folks about the castle, and was often sent for to play the pipes when they were at their merriment. Auld Dougal MacCallum, the butler, that had followed Sir Robert through gude and ill, thick and thin, pool and stream, was specially fond of the pipes, and ay gae my gudesire his gude word wi’ the laird; for Dougal could turn his master round his finger.

Now Steenie was a bit of a favorite with his master and knew all the people around the castle. He was often called to play the pipes when they were having a good time. Old Dougal MacCallum, the butler, who had served Sir Robert through thick and thin, loved the pipes and always gave Steenie a good word with the lord because Dougal could easily influence his master.

Weel, round came the Revolution, and it had like to have broken the hearts baith of Dougal and his master. But the change was not a’thegether sae great as they feared, and other folk thought for. The Whigs made an unco crawing what they wad do with their auld enemies, and in special wi’ Sir Robert Redgauntlet. But there were ower mony great folks dipped in the same doings, to mak a spick and span new warld. So Parliament passed it a’ ower easy; and Sir Robert, bating that he was held to hunting foxes instead of Covenanters, remained just the man he was. [The caution and moderation of King William III, and his principles of unlimited toleration, deprived the Cameronians of the opportunity they ardently desired, to retaliate the injuries which they had received during the reign of prelacy, and purify the land, as they called it, from the pollution of blood. They esteemed the Revolution, therefore, only a half measure, which neither comprehended the rebuilding the Kirk in its full splendour, nor the revenge of the death of the Saints on their persecutors.] His revel was as loud, and his hall as weel lighted, as ever it had been, though maybe he lacked the fines of the nonconformists, that used to come to stock his larder and cellar; for it is certain he began to be keener about the rents than his tenants used to find him before, and they behoved to be prompt to the rent-day, or else the laird wasna pleased. And he was sic an awsome body, that naebody cared to anger him; for the oaths he swore, and the rage that he used to get into, and the looks that he put on, made men sometimes think him a devil incarnate.

Well, the Revolution came around, and it nearly broke the hearts of both Dougal and his master. But the change wasn’t as drastic as they feared, and others thought so too. The Whigs made a big fuss about what they would do with their old enemies, especially with Sir Robert Redgauntlet. But there were too many powerful people involved in the same affairs to create a completely new world. So Parliament passed things too easily, and Sir Robert, aside from being stuck hunting foxes instead of Covenanters, remained just the same man he had always been. [The caution and moderation of King William III, along with his principles of unlimited toleration, deprived the Cameronians of the opportunity they desperately wanted to avenge the wrongs they had suffered during the reign of prelacy and to cleanse the land, as they called it, from the pollution of blood. They considered the Revolution, therefore, only a half measure, which neither included the complete rebuilding of the Kirk in its full glory nor the revenge for the deaths of the Saints upon their persecutors.] His revelry was just as loud, and his hall just as well lit as it had ever been, although he may have missed the contributions from nonconformists who used to stock his pantry and cellar; because it’s clear he started to care more about the rents than his tenants had ever known him to before, and they had to be punctual on rent day, or the laird wasn’t happy. And he was such an intimidating figure that no one wanted to cross him; for the oaths he swore, the rage he got into, and the expressions he wore sometimes made people think he was a devil incarnate.

Weel, my gudesire was nae manager—no that he was a very great misguider—but he hadna the saving gift, and he got twa terms’ rent in arrear. He got the first brash at Whitsunday put ower wi’ fair word and piping; but when Martinmas came, there was a summons from the grund-officer to come wi’ the rent on a day preceese, or else Steenie behoved to flit. Sair wark he had to get the siller; but he was weel-freended, and at last he got the haill scraped thegether—a thousand merks—the maist of it was from a neighbour they ca’d Laurie Lapraik—a sly tod. Laurie had walth o’ gear—could hunt wi’ the hound and rin wi’ the hare—and be Whig or Tory, saunt or sinner, as the wind stood. He was a professor in this Revolution warld, but he liked an orra sough of this warld, and a tune on the pipes weel aneugh at a bytime; and abune a’, he thought he had gude security for the siller he lent my gudesire ower the stocking at Primrose Knowe.

Well, my grandfather wasn’t much of a manager—not that he was a terrible guide—but he lacked the saving talent, and he fell behind on two terms’ rent. He managed to push back the first payment at Whitsunday with some kind words and music; but when Martinmas arrived, he got a notice from the ground officer to come up with the rent on a specific day, or else Steenie would have to move. It was tough for him to come up with the money; but he had good friends, and eventually, he managed to scrape together the whole amount—a thousand merks—most of it came from a neighbor named Laurie Lapraik—a wily fellow. Laurie had plenty of money—could hunt with the hound and run with the hare—and could be either Whig or Tory, saint or sinner, depending on the situation. He was a seasoned player in this revolutionary world, but he also enjoyed a little fun in this life, and a tune on the pipes whenever he could; and above all, he believed he had good security for the money he lent my grandfather over at Primrose Knowe.

Away trots my gudesire to Redgauntlet Castle wi’ a heavy purse and a light heart, glad to be out of the laird’s danger. Weel, the first thing he learned at the castle was, that Sir Robert had fretted himsell into a fit of the gout, because he did not appear before twelve’ o’clock. It wasna a’thegether for sake of the money, Dougal thought; but because he didna like to part wi’ my gudesire aff the grund. Dougal was glad to see Steenie, and brought him into the great oak parlour, and there sat the laird his leesome lane, excepting that he had beside him a great, ill-favoured jackanape, that was a special pet of his; a cankered beast it was, and mony an ill-natured trick it played—ill to please it was, and easily angered—ran about the haill castle, chattering and yowling, and pinching, and biting folk, specially before ill weather, or disturbances in the state. Sir Robert caa’d it Major Weir, after the warlock that was burnt; [A celebrated wizard, executed at Edinburgh for sorcery and other crimes.] and few folk liked either the name or the conditions of the creature—they thought there was something in it by ordinar—and my gudesire was not just easy in mind when the door shut on him, and he saw himself in the room wi’ naebody but the laird, Dougal MacCallum, and the major, a thing that hadna chanced to him before.

Away trots my good buddy to Redgauntlet Castle with a heavy wallet and a light heart, happy to be out of the laird’s danger. Well, the first thing he learned at the castle was that Sir Robert had worked himself into a fit of gout because he didn’t show up before noon. It wasn’t just about the money, Dougal thought; it was also because he didn’t like to part with my good buddy from the ground. Dougal was glad to see Steenie and brought him into the great oak parlor, where the laird sat all alone, except for a big, ugly monkey that was his favorite pet; a cantankerous beast it was, and it played many nasty tricks—hard to please and easily angered—it ran around the whole castle, chattering and yelling, pinching and biting people, especially before bad weather or disturbances in the state. Sir Robert named it Major Weir, after the warlock who was burned; and few people liked either the name or the creature's temperament—they thought there was something unusual about it—and my good buddy wasn't exactly at ease when the door shut behind him, leaving him alone in the room with the laird, Dougal MacCallum, and the major, something that had never happened to him before.

Sir Robert sat, or, I should say, lay, in a great armed chair, wi’ his grand velvet gown, and his feet on a cradle; for he had baith gout and gravel, and his face looked as gash and ghastly as Satan’s. Major Weir sat opposite to him, in a red laced coat, and the laird’s wig on his head; and ay as Sir Robert girned wi’ pain, the jackanape girned too, like a sheep’s-head between a pair of tangs—an ill-faur’d, fearsome couple they were. The laird’s buff-coat was hung on a pin behind him, and his broadsword and his pistols within reach; for he keepit up the auld fashion of having the weapons ready, and a horse saddled day and night, just as he used to do when he was able to loup on horseback, and away after ony of the hill-folk he could get speerings of. Some said it was for fear of the Whigs taking vengeance, but I judge it was just his auld custom—he wasna, gien to fear onything. The rental-book, wi’ its black cover and brass clasps, was lying beside him; and a book of sculduddry sangs was put betwixt the leaves, to keep it open at the place where it bore evidence against the Goodman of Primrose Knowe, as behind the hand with his mails and duties. Sir Robert gave my gudesire a look, as if he would have withered his heart in his bosom. Ye maun ken he had a way of bending his brows, that men saw the visible mark of a horseshoe in his forehead, deep dinted, as if it had been stamped there.

Sir Robert sat, or rather lay, in a big armchair, wearing his fancy velvet gown, with his feet resting on a cradle; he was suffering from both gout and gravel, and his face looked as pale and frightening as the devil's. Major Weir sat across from him in a red-laced coat, with the laird's wig on his head; and every time Sir Robert grimaced in pain, the little rascal mimicked him, like a sheep’s head caught between a pair of tongs—what an ugly, terrifying pair they made. The laird's buff coat was hanging on a hook behind him, and his broadsword and pistols were within reach; he kept up the old tradition of having his weapons ready and a horse saddled day and night, just as he used to do when he was able to jump on a horse and chase after any of the hill people he could get wind of. Some said it was out of fear of the Whigs seeking revenge, but I think it was just his old habit—he wasn’t one to be afraid of anything. The rental book, with its black cover and brass clasps, was lying next to him; and a book of bawdy songs was placed between the pages to keep it open at the spot where it proved the Goodman of Primrose Knowe owed money and duties. Sir Robert gave my grandfather a look that seemed like it could crush his heart. You must know he had a way of furrowing his brows that left a noticeable horseshoe mark deeply etched in his forehead, as if it had been stamped there.

‘Are ye come light-handed, ye son of a toom whistle?’ said Sir Robert. ‘Zounds! if you are’—

‘Have you come empty-handed, you son of a useless person?’ said Sir Robert. ‘Damn! if you are’—

My gudesire, with as gude acountenance as he could put on, made a leg, and placed the bag of money on the table wi’ a dash, like a man that does something clever. The laird drew it to him hastily—‘Is it all here, Steenie, man?’

My guide, with the best expression he could manage, bowed and placed the bag of money on the table with a flourish, like someone doing something impressive. The landlord quickly pulled it closer to himself—“Is it all there, Steenie, man?”

‘Your honour will find it right,’ said my gudesire.

‘Your honor will find it right,’ said my mentor.

‘Here, Dougal,’ said the laird, ‘gie Steenie a tass of brandy downstairs, till I count the siller and write the receipt.’

‘Here, Dougal,’ said the laird, ‘give Steenie a glass of brandy downstairs, while I count the money and write the receipt.’

But they werena weel out of the room, when Sir Robert gied a yelloch that garr’d the castle rock. Back ran Dougal—in flew the livery-men—yell on yell gied the laird, ilk ane mair awfu’ than the ither. My gudesire knew not whether to stand or flee, but he ventured back into the parlour, where a’ was gaun hirdy-girdie—naebody to say ‘come in,’ or ‘gae out.’ Terribly the laird roared for cauld water to his feet, and wine to cool his throat; and Hell, hell, hell, and its flames, was ay the word in his mouth. They brought him water, and when they plunged his swollen feet into the tub, he cried out it was burning; and folk say that it DID bubble and sparkle like a seething cauldron. He flung the cup at Dougal’s head, and said he had given him blood instead of burgundy; and, sure aneugh, the lass washed clotted blood aff the carpet; the neist day. The jackanape they caa’d Major Weir, it jibbered and cried as if it was mocking its master; my gudesire’s head was like to turn—he forgot baith siller and receipt, and downstairs he banged; but as he ran, the shrieks came faint and fainter; there was a deep-drawn shivering groan, and word gaed through the castle that the laird was dead.

But they were barely out of the room when Sir Robert let out a yell that shook the castle. Dougal rushed back in—servants rushed in too—each yell from the lord louder and more terrifying than the last. My great-grandfather didn’t know whether to stay or run, but he bravely went back into the parlor, where everything was in chaos—no one was saying 'come in' or 'go out.' The lord shouted for cold water for his feet and wine to cool his throat; 'Hell, hell, hell, and its flames' was all he seemed to say. They brought him water, and when they put his swollen feet in the tub, he yelled that it was burning; people say it actually bubbled and sparkled like a boiling cauldron. He threw the cup at Dougal’s head, claiming he had given him blood instead of burgundy; sure enough, the girl found clotted blood on the carpet the next day. The little monkey they called Major Weir screeched and cried as if mocking its master; my great-grandfather felt faint—he forgot both money and the receipt and rushed downstairs; but as he ran, the screams grew fainter and fainter; there was a deep, shuddering groan, and word spread through the castle that the lord was dead.

Weel, away came my gudesire, wi’ his finger in his mouth, and his best hope was that Dougal had seen the money-bag, and heard the laird speak of writing the receipt. The young laird, now Sir John, came from Edinburgh, to see things put to rights. Sir John and his father never gree’d weel. Sir John had been bred an advocate, and afterwards sat in the last Scots Parliament and voted for the Union, having gotten, it was thought, a rug of the compensations—if his father could have come out of his grave, he would have brained him for it on his awn hearthstane. Some thought it was easier counting with the auld rough knight than the fair-spoken young ane—but mair of that anon.

Well, away came my friend, with his finger in his mouth, hoping that Dougal had seen the money bag and heard the laird mention writing the receipt. The young laird, now Sir John, came back from Edinburgh to set things right. Sir John and his father never got along well. Sir John had been trained as a lawyer and later sat in the last Scottish Parliament, voting for the Union, having supposedly received a portion of the compensation—if his father could have risen from his grave, he would have knocked him out on his own doorstep. Some thought it was easier dealing with the old rough knight than the smooth-talking young one—but more on that later.

Dougal MacCallum, poor body, neither grat nor grained, but gaed about the house looking like a corpse, but directing, as was his duty, a’ the order of the grand funeral. Now Dougal looked ay waur and waur when night was coming, and was ay the last to gang to his bed, whilk was in a little round just opposite the chamber of dais, whilk his master occupied while he was living, and where he now lay in state, as they caa’d it, weel-a-day! The night before the funeral, Dougal could keep his awn counsel nae langer; he came doun with his proud spirit, and fairly asked auld Hutcheon to sit in his room with him for an hour. When they were in the round, Dougal took ae tass of brandy to himsell, and gave another to Hutcheon, and wished him all health and lang life, and said that, for himsell, he wasna lang for this world; for that, every night since Sir Robert’s death, his silver call had sounded from the state chamber, just as it used to do at nights in his lifetime, to call Dougal to help to turn him in his bed. Dougal said that being alone with the dead on that floor of the tower (for naebody cared to wake Sir Robert Redgauntlet like another corpse) he had never daured to answer the call, but that now his conscience checked him for neglecting his duty; for, ‘though death breaks service,’ said MacCallum, ‘it shall never break my service to Sir Robert; and I will answer his next whistle, so be you will stand by me, Hutcheon.’

Dougal MacCallum, poor guy, neither fat nor skinny, wandered around the house looking like a ghost, but doing his duty by overseeing all the arrangements for the grand funeral. As night fell, Dougal looked worse and worse, always being the last to go to bed, which was in a little room right across from the master bedroom, where his master had lived and where he now lay in state, as they called it, oh dear! The night before the funeral, Dougal couldn’t keep his thoughts to himself any longer; he went downstairs with a heavy heart and asked old Hutcheon to sit with him in his room for an hour. Once they were in the room, Dougal poured himself a glass of brandy and offered one to Hutcheon, wishing him good health and a long life. He then said that for himself, he wouldn’t be around much longer; every night since Sir Robert’s death, his silver bell had rung from the state chamber, just like it used to do in life, calling Dougal to help turn him in bed. Dougal mentioned that being alone with the dead in that tower room (since no one wanted to disturb Sir Robert Redgauntlet like he was just another corpse) he had never dared to respond to the call, but now his conscience was bothering him for neglecting his duty; for, ‘though death breaks service,’ said MacCallum, ‘it shall never break my service to Sir Robert; and I will answer his next whistle, so long as you will stand by me, Hutcheon.’

Hutcheon had nae will to the wark, but he had stood by Dougal in battle and broil, and he wad not fail him at this pinch; so down the carles sat ower a stoup of brandy, and Hutcheon, who was something of a clerk, would have read a chapter of the Bible; but Dougal would hear naething but a blaud of Davie Lindsay, whilk was the waur preparation.

Hutcheon had no desire to work, but he had stood by Dougal in battle and tough times, and he wouldn't let him down now; so the guys sat down over a mug of brandy, and Hutcheon, who was somewhat of a scholar, would have read a chapter of the Bible; but Dougal wouldn’t hear anything but a story from Davie Lindsay, which was the worse option.

When midnight came, and the house was quiet as the grave, sure enough the silver whistle sounded as sharp and shrill as if Sir Robert was blowing it, and up got the twa auld serving-men, and tottered into the room where the dead man lay. Hutcheon saw aneugh at the first glance; for there were torches in the room, which showed him the foul fiend, in his ain shape, sitting on the laird’s coffin! Ower he cowped as if he had been dead. He could not tell how lang he lay in a trance at the door, but when he gathered himself, he cried on his neighbour, and getting nae answer, raised the house, when Dougal was found lying dead within twa steps of the bed where his master’s coffin was placed. As for the whistle, it was gaen anes and ay; but mony a time was it heard at the top of the house on the bartizan, and amang the auld chimneys and turrets where the howlets have their nests. Sir John hushed the matter up, and the funeral passed over without mair bogle-wark.

When midnight arrived and the house was as quiet as a grave, sure enough, the silver whistle sounded sharp and shrill, as if Sir Robert were blowing it. The two old servants got up and stumbled into the room where the dead man lay. Hutcheon saw enough at first glance; there were torches in the room that revealed the foul fiend, in his own shape, sitting on the laird’s coffin! He fell over as if he were dead. He couldn’t tell how long he lay in a stupor at the door, but when he collected himself, he called for his neighbor. Not getting a response, he raised the alarm, and Dougal was found lying dead just two steps from the bed where his master’s coffin was placed. As for the whistle, it went on and on; many times it was heard at the top of the house on the bartizan, and among the old chimneys and turrets where the owls have their nests. Sir John kept it quiet, and the funeral went on without any more ghostly happenings.

But when a’ was ower, and the laird was beginning to settle his affairs, every tenant was called up for his arrears, and my gudesire for the full sum that stood against him in the rental-book. Weel, away he trots to the castle, to tell his story, and there he is introduced to Sir John, sitting in his father’s chair, in deep mourning, with weepers and hanging cravat, and a small wallring rapier by his side, instead of the auld broadsword that had a hundredweight of steel about it, what with blade, chape, and basket-hilt. I have heard their communing so often tauld ower, that I almost think I was there mysell, though I couldna be born at the time. (In fact, Alan, my companion mimicked, with a good deal of humour, the flattering, conciliating tone of the tenant’s address, and the hypocritical melancholy of the laird’s reply. His grandfather, he said, had, while he spoke, his eye fixed on the rental-book, as if it were a mastiff-dog that he was afraid would spring up and bite him).

But when it was all done, and the laird was starting to sort out his affairs, every tenant was called in for their unpaid rent, and my grandfather for the full amount listed against him in the rental book. Well, off he goes to the castle to share his story, and there he meets Sir John, sitting in his father's chair, dressed in mourning clothes, with a black armband and a hanging cravat, and a small rapier by his side instead of the old broadsword that weighed a ton with its blade, hilt, and all. I’ve heard their conversation recounted so many times that I almost feel like I was there myself, even though I couldn't have been born at the time. (In fact, Alan, my friend, imitated, with a lot of humor, the flattering, conciliatory tone of the tenant’s speech and the phony sadness in the laird’s response. He said his grandfather, while talking, had his eyes glued to the rental book as if it were a fierce dog he was afraid would leap up and bite him).

‘I wuss ye joy, sir, of the head seat, and the white loaf, and the braid lairdship. Your father was a kind man to friends and followers; muckle grace to you, Sir John, to fill his shoon—his boots, I suld say, for he seldom wore shoon, unless it were muils when he had the gout.’

‘I wish you joy, sir, of the top position, and the white bread, and the noble title. Your father was a kind man to friends and supporters; much grace to you, Sir John, to step into his shoes—his boots, I should say, because he rarely wore shoes unless they were slippers when he had the gout.’

‘Aye, Steenie,’ quoth the laird, sighing deeply, and putting his napkin to his een, ‘his was a sudden call, and he will be missed in the country; no time to set his house in order—weel prepared Godward, no doubt, which is the root of the matter—but left us behind a tangled heap to wind, Steenie.—Hem! hem! We maun go to business, Steenie; much to do, and little time to do it in.’

‘Yeah, Steenie,’ said the laird, sighing deeply and wiping his eyes with his napkin, ‘his death came suddenly, and he’s going to be missed in the country; there was no time to put his affairs in order—we're sure he was ready in the eyes of God, which is what really matters—but he left us with a complicated mess to sort out, Steenie.—Ahem! We need to get to work, Steenie; there’s a lot to do and not much time to do it.’

Here he opened the fatal volume. I have heard of a thing they call Doomsday Book—I am clear it has been a rental of back-ganging tenants.

Here he opened the deadly book. I’ve heard of something called the Doomsday Book—I’m sure it has to do with a list of overdue tenants.

‘Stephen,’ said Sir John, still in the same soft, sleekit tone of voice—‘Stephen Stevenson, or Steenson, ye are down here for a year’s rent behind the hand—due at last term.’

‘Stephen,’ said Sir John, still in the same soft, smooth tone—‘Stephen Stevenson, or Steenson, you are a year behind on your rent—due from last term.’

STEPHEN. ‘Please your honour, Sir John, I paid it to your father.’

STEPHEN. ‘If it pleases you, Sir John, I gave it to your father.’

SIR JOHN. ‘Ye took a receipt, then, doubtless, Stephen; and can produce it?’

SIR JOHN. 'You took a receipt, I assume, Stephen; and can you show it?'

STEPHEN. ‘Indeed I hadna time, an it like your honour; for nae sooner had I set doun the siller, and just as his honour, Sir Robert, that’s gaen, drew it till him to count it, and write out the receipt, he was ta’en wi’ the pains that removed him.’

STEPHEN. 'Honestly, I didn't have time, if it's okay with you; because no sooner had I set down the money, and just as Sir Robert, who has passed, pulled it towards him to count it and write out the receipt, he was struck by the pain that took him away.'

‘That was unlucky,’ said Sir John, after a pause. ‘But ye maybe paid it in the presence of somebody, I want but a TALIS QUALIS evidence, Stephen. I would go ower strictly to work with no poor man.’

‘That was unfortunate,’ said Sir John, after a pause. ‘But you might have paid it in front of someone; I just need a TALIS QUALIS proof, Stephen. I would go over it carefully without involving any poor person.’

STEPHEN. ‘Troth, Sir John, there was naebody in the room but Dougal MacCallum the butler. But, as your honour kens, he has e’en followed his auld master.

STEPHEN. 'Honestly, Sir John, there was nobody in the room but Dougal MacCallum the butler. But, as you know, he has indeed followed his old master.

‘Very unlucky again, Stephen,’ said Sir John, without altering his voice a single note. ‘The man to whom ye paid the money is dead—and the man who witnessed the payment is dead too—and the siller, which should have been to the fore, is neither seen nor heard tell of in the repositories. How am I to believe a’ this?’

‘Very unlucky again, Stephen,’ said Sir John, without changing his tone at all. ‘The man you paid the money to is dead—and the person who witnessed the payment is dead too—and the money, which should have been available, is nowhere to be seen or heard of in the records. How am I supposed to believe all this?’

STEPHEN. ‘I dinna, ken, your honour; but there is a bit memorandum note of the very coins; for, God help me! I had to borrow out of twenty purses; and I am sure that ilka man there set down will take his grit oath for what purpose I borrowed the money.’

STEPHEN. ‘I don’t know, your honor; but there’s a little note about the exact coins; because, honestly! I had to borrow from twenty different people; and I’m sure that every man listed there will swear up and down about why I borrowed the money.’

SIR JOHN. ‘I have little doubt ye BORROWED the money, Steenie. It is the PAYMENT to my father that I want to have some proof of.’

SIR JOHN. ‘I have no doubt you BORROWED the money, Steenie. What I want is some proof of the PAYMENT to my father.’

STEPHEN. ‘The siller maun be about the house, Sir John. And since your honour never got it, and his honour that was canna have taen it wi’ him, maybe some of the family may have seen it.’

STEPHEN. ‘The money must be around the house, Sir John. And since you never received it, and the person who should have can't have taken it with him, maybe some of the family might have seen it.’

SIR JOHN. ‘We will examine the servants, Stephen; that is but reasonable.’

SIR JOHN. 'We'll question the staff, Stephen; that makes sense.'

But lackey and lass, and page and groom, all denied stoutly that they had ever seen such a bag of money as my gudesire described. What was waur, he had unluckily not mentioned to any living soul of them his purpose of paying his rent. Ae quean had noticed something under his arm, but she took it for the pipes.

But the servant and maid, and page and stable boy, all firmly denied that they had ever seen such a bag of money as my good friend described. What made it worse was that he had unfortunately not mentioned his plan to pay his rent to any of them. One woman had noticed something under his arm, but she thought it was the bagpipes.

Sir John Redgauntlet ordered the servants out of the room, and then said to my gudesire, ‘Now, Steenie, ye see ye have fair play; and, as I have little doubt ye ken better where to find the siller than ony other body, I beg, in fair terms, and for your own sake, that you will end this fasherie; for, Stephen, ye maun pay or flit.’

Sir John Redgauntlet ordered the servants out of the room, and then said to my good friend, “Now, Steenie, you see you have a fair chance; and since I have no doubt you know better where to find the money than anyone else, I kindly ask, for your own sake, that you end this nonsense; because, Stephen, you must pay up or leave.”

‘The Lord forgie your opinion,’ said Stephen, driven almost to his wit’s end—‘I am an honest man.’

‘The Lord forgive your opinion,’ said Stephen, almost at his wit's end—‘I am an honest man.’

‘So am I, Stephen,’ said his honour; ‘and so are all the folks in the house, I hope. But if there be a knave amongst us, it must be he that tells the story he cannot prove.’ He paused, and then added, mair sternly, ‘If I understand your trick, sir, you want to take advantage of some malicious reports concerning things in this family, and particularly respecting my father’s sudden death, thereby to cheat me out of the money, and perhaps take away my character, by insinuating that I have received the rent I am demanding. Where do you suppose this money to be? I insist upon knowing.’

‘So am I, Stephen,’ said his honor; ‘and so are all the people in the house, I hope. But if there’s a dishonest person among us, it must be the one who tells a story he can’t prove.’ He paused, then added more sternly, ‘If I understand your trick, sir, you want to take advantage of some malicious rumors about this family, especially regarding my father’s sudden death, to cheat me out of the money and maybe ruin my reputation by suggesting that I’ve received the rent I’m demanding. Where do you think this money is? I insist on knowing.’

My gudesire saw everything look so muckle against him, that he grew nearly desperate—however, he shifted from one foot to another, looked to every corner of the room, and made no answer.

My great desire saw everything looking so massive against him that he grew nearly desperate—however, he shifted from one foot to another, looked in every corner of the room, and didn't reply.

‘Speak out, sirrah,’ said the laird, assuming a look of his father’s, a very particular ane, which he had when he was angry—it seemed as if the wrinkles of his frown made that selfsame fearful shape of a horse’s shoe in the middle of his brow;—‘Speak out, sir! I WILL know your thoughts;—do you suppose that I have this money?’

‘Speak up, man,’ said the laird, taking on a look that resembled his father’s, a very distinctive one he had when he was angry—it appeared as though the lines of his frown formed the same terrifying shape of a horse’s shoe on his forehead;—‘Speak up! I NEED to know what you’re thinking;—do you think I have this money?’

‘Far be it frae me to say so,’ said Stephen.

‘It's not my place to say that,’ said Stephen.

‘Do you charge any of my people with having taken it?’

‘Are you accusing any of my people of taking it?’

‘I wad be laith to charge them that may be innocent,’ said my gudesire; ‘and if there be any one that is guilty, I have nae proof.’

‘I would be reluctant to accuse those who might be innocent,’ said my grandfather; ‘and if there is anyone who is guilty, I have no proof.’

‘Somewhere the money must be, if there is a word of truth in your story,’ said Sir John; ‘I ask where you think it is—and demand a correct answer?’

‘The money has to be somewhere if there’s any truth to your story,’ said Sir John; ‘I want to know where you think it is—and I expect an accurate answer.’

‘In HELL, if you will have my thoughts of it,’ said my gudesire, driven to extremity, ‘in hell! with your father, his jackanape, and his silver whistle.’

‘In HELL, if you want to know what I think of it,’ said my guide, pushed to the limit, ‘in hell! with your father, his monkey, and his silver whistle.’

Down the stairs he ran (for the parlour was nae place for him after such a word) and he heard the laird swearing blood and wounds behind him, as fast; as ever did Sir Robert, and roaring for the bailie and the baron-officer.

Down the stairs he ran (because the parlor was no place for him after that comment) and he heard the lord cursing and shouting behind him, just as loudly as Sir Robert ever did, demanding the bailiff and the baron-officer.

Away rode my gudesire to his chief creditor (him they ca’d Laurie Lapraik) to try if he could make onything out of him; but when he tauld his story, he got but the worst word in his wame—thief, beggar, and dyvour, were the saftest terms; and to the boot of these hard terms, Laurie brought up the auld story of his dipping his hand in the blood of God’s saunts, just as if a tenant could have helped riding with the laird, and that a laird like Sir Robert Redgauntlet. My gudesire was, by this time, far beyond the bounds of patience, and, while he and Laurie were at deil speed the liars, he was wanchancie aneugh to abuse Lapraik’s doctrine as weel as the man, ond said things that garr’d folks’ flesh grue that heard them;—he wasna just himsell, and he had lived wi’ a wild set in his day.

Away rode my grandfather to his main creditor (the one they called Laurie Lapraik) to see if he could get anything out of him; but when he told his story, he received nothing but the worst insults—thief, beggar, and debtor were the mildest terms used. On top of these harsh labels, Laurie brought up the old story of him having dipped his hand in the blood of God’s saints, as if a tenant could have avoided siding with the lord, especially when the lord was Sir Robert Redgauntlet. By this time, my grandfather was far beyond the limits of patience, and while he and Laurie were fiercely hurling insults at each other, he was reckless enough to abuse Lapraik’s beliefs just as much as the man himself, saying things that made the people listening shudder; he wasn’t himself anymore, and he had hung out with a wild crowd in his day.

At last they parted, and my gudesire was to ride hame through the wood of Pitmurkie, that is a’ fou of black firs, as they say.—I ken the wood, but the firs may be black or white for what I can tell.—At the entry of the wood there is a wild common, and on the edge of the common, a little lonely change-house, that was keepit then by an ostler-wife, they suld hae caa’d her Tibbie Faw, and there puir Steenie cried for a mutchkin of brandy, for he had had no refreshment the haill day. Tibbie was earnest wi’ him to take a bite of meat, but he couldna think o’t, nor would he take his foot out of the stirrup, and took off the brandy wholely at twa draughts, and named a toast at each:—the first was the memory of Sir Robert Redgauntlet, and might he never lie quiet in his grave till he had righted his poor bond-tenant; and the second was a health to Man’s Enemy, if he would but get him back the pock of siller or tell him what came o’t, for he saw the haill world was like to regard him as a thief and a cheat, and he took that waur than even the ruin of his house and hauld.

Finally, they parted ways, and my strong desire was to ride home through the forest of Pitmurkie, which is all full of black firs, or so they say. I know the forest, but the firs could be black or white; I can’t tell. At the entrance of the forest, there’s a wild common, and on the edge of the common, a little lonely tavern that was run at that time by an innkeeper named Tibbie Faw. Poor Steenie called for a small bottle of brandy, as he hadn’t had anything to eat or drink all day. Tibbie urged him to have some food, but he couldn’t think of it, nor would he take his foot out of the stirrup. He downed the brandy in two big swigs, making a toast each time: the first was to the memory of Sir Robert Redgauntlet, hoping he wouldn’t rest easy in his grave until he had helped his poor tenant; the second was a toast to Man’s Enemy, if he would just get him back the bag of silver or tell him what happened to it, because he saw the whole world was about to see him as a thief and a fraud, which he found worse than even losing his home and possessions.

On he rode, little caring where. It was a dark night turned, and the trees made it yet darker, and he let the beast take its ain road through the wood; when all of a sudden, from tired and wearied that it was before, the nag began to spring and flee, and stend, that my gudesire could hardly keep the saddle. Upon the whilk, a horseman, suddenly riding up beside him, said, ‘That’s a mettle beast of yours, freend; will you sell him?’ So saying, he touched the horse’s neck with his riding-wand, and it fell into its auld heigh-ho of a stumbling trot. ‘But his spunk’s soon out of him, I think,’ continued the stranger, ‘and that is like mony a man’s courage, that thinks he wad do great things till he come to the proof.’

On he rode, not really caring where. It was a dark night, and the trees made it even darker, so he let the horse take its own path through the woods. Suddenly, after being tired and weary before, the horse started to jump and run, making it hard for my guide to stay in the saddle. At that moment, a horseman suddenly rode up beside him and said, “That’s quite a spirited horse you have, friend; are you looking to sell him?” As he spoke, he tapped the horse’s neck with his riding stick, and it went back to its old, stumbling trot. “But he’ll tire out quickly, I think,” the stranger continued, “and that’s like many men’s courage, who think they can achieve great things until it’s time to prove it.”

My gudesire scarce listened to this, but spurred his horse, with ‘Gude e’en to you, freend.’

My good sir hardly paid attention to this, but urged his horse on, saying, ‘Good evening to you, friend.’

But it’s like the stranger was ane that doesna lightly yield his point; for, ride as Steenie liked, he was ay beside him at the selfsame pace. At last my gudesire, Steenie Steenson, grew half angry, and, to say the truth, half feared.

But it’s like the stranger was someone who doesn’t easily give in; for, no matter how much Steenie wanted to ride faster, the stranger was always right beside him at the same speed. Eventually, my good friend, Steenie Steenson, got a little angry and, to be honest, a bit scared.

‘What is it that ye want with me, freend?’ he said. ‘If ye be a robber, I have nae money; if ye be a leal man, wanting company, I have nae heart to mirth or speaking; and if ye want to ken the road, I scarce ken it mysell.’

‘What do you want with me, friend?’ he said. ‘If you’re a robber, I have no money; if you’re a loyal man looking for company, I have no heart for joy or conversation; and if you want to know the way, I barely know it myself.’

‘If you will tell me your grief,’ said the stranger, ‘I am one that, though I have been sair miscaa’d in the world, am the only hand for helping my freends.’

‘If you share your troubles with me,’ said the stranger, ‘I am someone who, even though I've had a rough time in life, am the best person to help my friends.’

So my gudesire, to ease his ain heart, mair than from any hope of help, told him the story from beginning to end.

So my desire to ease his own heart, more than from any hope of help, told him the story from beginning to end.

‘It’s a hard pinch,’ said the stranger; ‘but I think I can help you.’

‘It's a tough situation,’ said the stranger; ‘but I believe I can assist you.’

‘If you could lend the money, sir, and take a lang day—I ken nae other help on earth,’ said my gudesire.

‘If you could lend the money, sir, and take a long day—I know no other help on earth,’ said my grandfather.

‘But there may be some under the earth,’ said the stranger. ‘Come, I’ll be frank wi’ you; I could lend you the money on bond, but you would maybe scruple my terms. Now, I can tell you, that your auld laird is disturbed in his grave by your curses, and the wailing of your family, and if ye daur venture to go to see him, he will give you the receipt.’

‘But there might be some down below,’ said the stranger. ‘Look, I’ll be honest with you; I could lend you the money with a bond, but you might hesitate at my terms. Now, I can tell you that your old lord is troubled in his grave by your curses and your family’s mourning, and if you dare to go see him, he will give you the receipt.’

My gudesire’s hair stood on end at this proposal, but he thought his companion might be some humoursome chield that was trying to frighten him, and might end with lending him the money. Besides, he was bauld wi’ brandy, and desperate wi’ distress; and he said he had courage to go to the gate of hell, and a step farther, for that receipt. The stranger laughed.

My friend's hair stood on end at this suggestion, but he thought his companion might just be a jokester trying to scare him and might even end up lending him the money. Besides, he was drunk on brandy and desperate with distress; he said he had the courage to go to the gates of hell and even a step further for that receipt. The stranger laughed.

Weel, they rode on through the thickest of the wood, when, all of a sudden, the horse stopped at the door of a great house; and, but that he knew the place was ten miles off, my father would have thought he was at Redgauntlet Castle. They rode into the outer courtyard, through the muckle faulding yetts and aneath the auld portcullis; and the whole front of the house was lighted, and there were pipes and fiddles, and as much dancing and deray within as used to be at Sir Robert’s house at Pace and Yule, and such high seasons. They lap off, and my gudesire, as seemed to him, fastened his horse to the very ring he had tied him to that morning, when he gaed to wait on the young Sir John.

Well, they rode through the thickest part of the woods when, all of a sudden, the horse stopped at the door of a big house; and if he hadn't known the place was ten miles away, my father would have thought he was at Redgauntlet Castle. They rode into the outer courtyard, through the big folding gates and beneath the old portcullis; the entire front of the house was lit up, and there were pipes and fiddles, and as much dancing and commotion inside as there used to be at Sir Robert’s house during Christmas and other big occasions. They jumped off, and my grandfather, as it appeared to him, tied his horse to the same ring he had tied it to that morning when he went to wait on the young Sir John.

‘God!’ said my gudesire, ‘if Sir Robert’s death be but a dream!’

‘God!’ said my guide, ‘what if Sir Robert’s death is just a dream!’

He knocked at the ha’ door just as he was wont, and his auld acquaintance, Dougal MacCallum—just after his wont, too,—came to open the door, and said, ‘Piper Steenie, are ye there, lad? Sir Robert has been crying for you.’

He knocked at the house door just like he usually did, and his old friend, Dougal MacCallum—also doing what he usually did—came to open the door and said, ‘Piper Steenie, is that you, buddy? Sir Robert has been asking for you.’

My gudesire was like a man in a dream—he looked for the stranger, but he was gane for the time. At last he just tried to say, ‘Ha! Dougal Driveower, are ye living? I thought ye had been dead.’

My gudesire was like a man in a dream—he was looking for the stranger, but he was gone for now. Finally, he just tried to say, ‘Ha! Dougal Driveower, are you alive? I thought you were dead.’

‘Never fash yoursell wi’ me,’ said Dougal, ‘but look to yoursell; and see ye tak naethlng frae ony body here, neither meat, drink, or siller, except just the receipt that is your ain.’

‘Never worry about me,’ said Dougal, ‘but take care of yourself; and make sure you don’t take anything from anyone here, neither food, drink, nor money, except for the receipt that belongs to you.’

So saying, he led the way out through halls and trances that were weel kend to my gudesire, and into the auld oak parlour; and there was as much singing of profane sangs, and birling of red wine, and speaking blasphemy and sculduddry, as had ever been in Redgauntlet Castle when it was at the blithest.

So saying, he led the way out through the halls and rooms that were well known to me, and into the old oak parlor; and there was as much singing of profane songs, and pouring of red wine, and talking blasphemy and scandal, as had ever been in Redgauntlet Castle when it was at its liveliest.

But, Lord take us in keeping, what a set of ghastly revellers they were that sat around that table! My gudesire kend mony that had long before gane to their place, for often had he piped to the most part in the hall of Redgauntlet. There was the fierce Middleton, and the dissolute Rothes, and the crafty Lauderdale; and Dalyell, with his bald head and a beard to his girdle; and Earlshall, with Cameron’s blude on his hand; and wild Bonshaw, that tied blessed Mr. Cargill’s limbs till the blude sprung; and Dunbarton Douglas, the twice-turned traitor baith to country and king. There was the Bluidy Advocate MacKenyie, who, for his worldly wit and wisdom had been to the rest as a god. And there was Claverhouse, as beautiful as when he lived, with his long, dark, curled locks streaming down over his laced buff-coat, and his left hand always on his right spule-blade, to hide the wound that the silver bullet had made. [See Note 2.] He sat apart from them all, and looked at them with a melancholy, haughty countenance; while the rest hallooed, and sang, and laughed, that the room rang. But their smiles were fearfully contorted from time to time; and their laugh passed into such wild sounds as made my gudesire’s very nails grow blue, and chilled the marrow in his banes.

But, Lord help us, what a group of horrifying revelers they were sitting around that table! My gudesire recognized many who had long before gone to their final resting place, for he had often played music for most of them in the hall of Redgauntlet. There was the fierce Middleton, the debauched Rothes, and the cunning Lauderdale; Dalyell with his bald head and beard that reached his belt; Earlshall, with Cameron’s blood on his hands; wild Bonshaw, who tied up blessed Mr. Cargill until the blood spilled; and Dunbarton Douglas, the traitor who had betrayed both country and king twice. There was the Bloody Advocate MacKenyie, who, for his worldly wit and wisdom, had been like a god to the others. And there was Claverhouse, just as handsome as in life, with his long, dark, curled hair flowing over his laced buff coat, his left hand always resting on his right shoulder to conceal the wound from the silver bullet. [See Note 2.] He sat apart from the rest, observing them with a sad, proud expression, while the others cheered, sang, and laughed, making the room echo. But their smiles were often terrifyingly twisted, and their laughter turned into such wild sounds that it made my gudesire’s nails turn blue and chilled the marrow in his bones.

They that waited at the table were just the wicked serving-men and troopers, that had done their work and cruel bidding on earth. There was the Lang Lad of the Nethertown, that helped to take Argyle; and the bishop’s summoner, that they called the Deil’s Rattle-bag; and the wicked guardsmen in their laced coats; and the savage Highland Amorites, that shed blood like water; and many a proud serving-man, haughty of heart and bloody of hand, cringing to the rich, and making them wickeder than they would be; grinding the poor to powder, when the rich had broken them to fragments. And mony, mony mair were coming and ganging, a’ as busy in their vocation as if they had been alive.

The ones waiting at the table were just the wicked servants and soldiers who had done their dirty work and cruel bidding on earth. There was the Lang Lad from Nethertown, who helped capture Argyle; and the bishop’s summon, known as the Deil’s Rattle-bag; and the vile guardsmen in their fancy coats; and the brutal Highlanders, who shed blood like it was nothing; and many a proud servant, arrogant and ruthless, crawling to the wealthy, making them even worse than they already were; grinding the poor to dust when the rich had smashed them to pieces. And many, many more kept coming and going, all as busy in their roles as if they were still alive.

Sir Robert Redgauntlet, in the midst of a’ this fearful riot, cried, wi’ a voice like thunder, on Steenie Piper to come to the board-head where he was sitting; his legs stretched out before him, and swathed up with flannel, with his holster pistols aside him, while the great broadsword rested against his chair, just as my gudesire had seen him the last time upon earth—the very cushion for the jackanape was close to him, but the creature itself was not there—it wasna its hour, it’s likely; for he heard them say as he came forward, ‘Is not the major come yet?’ And another answered, ‘The jackanape will be here betimes the morn.’ And when my gudesire came forward, Sir Robert, or his ghaist, or the deevil in his likeness, said, ‘Weel, piper, hae ye settled wi’ my son for the year’s rent?’

Sir Robert Redgauntlet, in the middle of all this terrible chaos, shouted with a voice like thunder for Steenie Piper to come to the head of the table where he was sitting; his legs stretched out in front of him, wrapped in flannel, with his holster pistols by his side, while the large broadsword rested against his chair, just as my ancestor had seen him the last time on earth—the very cushion for the monkey was close to him, but the creature itself was not there—it probably wasn’t its time; for he heard them say as he approached, 'Has the major arrived yet?' And another replied, 'The monkey will be here early tomorrow.' And when my ancestor came forward, Sir Robert, or his ghost, or the devil in his likeness, said, 'Well, piper, have you settled with my son for the year’s rent?'

With much ado my father gat breath to say that Sir John would not settle without his honour’s receipt.

With a lot of fuss, my father managed to say that Sir John wouldn’t agree to anything without his honor's receipt.

‘Ye shall hae that for a tune of the pipes, Steenie,’ said the appearance of Sir Robert—‘Play us up “Weel hoddled, Luckie”.’

‘You’ll have that for a tune on the pipes, Steenie,’ said the figure of Sir Robert—‘Play us “Well Hoddled, Luckie”.’

Now this was a tune my gudesire learned frae a warlock, that heard it when they were worshipping Satan at their meetings, and my gudesire had sometimes played it at the ranting suppers in Redgauntlet Castle, but never very willingly; and now he grew cauld at the very name of it, and said, for excuse, he hadna his pipes wi’ him.

Now this was a tune my grandfather learned from a warlock, who heard it while they were worshipping Satan at their gatherings, and my grandfather had sometimes played it at the wild dinners in Redgauntlet Castle, but never very happily; and now he grew cold at the very mention of it, and said, as an excuse, that he didn't have his pipes with him.

‘MacCallum, ye limb of Beelzebub,’ said the fearfu’ Sir Robert, ‘bring Steenie the pipes that I am keeping for him!’

‘MacCallum, you spawn of the devil,’ said the terrified Sir Robert, ‘bring Steenie the pipes that I’m saving for him!’

MacCallum brought a pair of pipes might have served the piper of Donald of the Isles. But he gave my gudesire a nudge as he offered them; and looking secretly and closely, Steenie saw that the chanter was of steel, and heated to a white heat; so he had fair warning not to trust his fingers with it. So he excused himself again, and said he was faint and frightened, and had not wind aneugh to fill the bag.

MacCallum brought a set of pipes that could have belonged to the piper of Donald of the Isles. However, he nudged my grandfather as he offered them; and looking closely and discreetly, Steenie noticed that the chanter was made of steel and glowing hot. So he was clearly warned not to put his fingers on it. He made excuses once more, saying he felt faint and scared and didn’t have enough breath to fill the bag.

‘Then ye maun eat and drink, Steenie,’ said the figure; ‘for we do little else here; and it’s ill speaking between a fou man and a fasting.’

‘Then you must eat and drink, Steenie,’ said the figure; ‘because we do little else here; and it’s not a good idea to talk between a drunk man and a fasting one.’

Now these were the very words that the bloody Earl of Douglas said to keep the king’s messenger in hand while he cut the head off MacLellan of Bombie, at the Threave Castle, [The reader is referred for particulars to Pitscottie’s HISTORY OF SCOTLAND.] and that put Steenie mair and mair on his guard. So he spoke up like a man, and said he came neither to eat, or drink or make minstrelsy; but simply for his ain—to ken what was come o’ the money he had paid, and to get a discharge for it; and he was so stout-hearted by this time that he charged Sir Robert for conscience-sake (he had no power to say the holy name) and as he hoped for peace and rest, to spread no snares for him, but just to give him his ain.

Now these were the exact words that the bloody Earl of Douglas said to keep the king’s messenger occupied while he beheaded MacLellan of Bombie at Threave Castle, [The reader is referred for particulars to Pitscottie’s HISTORY OF SCOTLAND.] and that put Steenie more and more on guard. So he spoke up boldly and said he came neither to eat, drink, nor entertain; but simply for himself—to know what had happened to the money he had paid, and to get a receipt for it; and he was so determined by this time that he pressed Sir Robert for his conscience (he had no authority to utter the holy name) and as he hoped for peace and rest, not to set any traps for him, but just to give him his own.

The appearance gnashed its teeth and laughed, but it took from a large pocket-book the receipt, and handed it to Steenie. ‘There is your receipt, ye pitiful cur; and for the money, my dog-whelp of a son may go look for it in the Cat’s Cradle.’

The figure bared its teeth and laughed, but then took out a large wallet and handed the receipt to Steenie. ‘Here’s your receipt, you miserable coward; and as for the money, my worthless son can go find it in the Cat’s Cradle.’

My gudesire uttered mony thanks, and was about to retire when Sir Robert roared aloud, ‘Stop, though, thou sack-doudling son of a whore! I am not done with thee. HERE we do nothing for nothing; and you must return on this very day twelvemonth, to pay your master the homage that you owe me for my protection.’

My guide expressed many thanks and was about to leave when Sir Robert shouted, "Hold on, you lazy good-for-nothing! I'm not finished with you. HERE we don't do anything for free; you have to come back exactly one year from today to pay your master the respect you owe me for my protection."

My father’s tongue was loosed of a suddenty, and he said aloud, ‘I refer mysell to God’s pleasure, and not to yours.’

My father's tongue was suddenly freed, and he said out loud, ‘I submit myself to God's will, not yours.’

He had no sooner uttered the word than all was dark around him; and he sank on the earth with such a sudden shock, that he lost both breath and sense.

He barely finished saying the word when everything went dark around him; he fell to the ground with such a sudden impact that he lost both his breath and consciousness.

How lang Steenie lay there, he could not tell; but when he came to himsell, he was lying in the auld kirkyard of Redgauntlet parochine just at the door of the family aisle, and the scutcheon of the auld knight, Sir Robert, hanging over his head. There was a deep morning fog on grass and gravestane around him, and his horse was feeding quietly beside the minister’s twa cows. Steenie would have thought the whole was a dream, but he had the receipt in his hand, fairly written and signed by the auld laird; only the last letters of his name were a little disorderly, written like one seized with sudden pain.

How long Steenie lay there, he couldn’t say; but when he became aware of himself, he found he was lying in the old graveyard of Redgauntlet parish, right at the entrance to the family aisle, with the coat of arms of the old knight, Sir Robert, hanging over him. A thick morning fog covered the grass and gravestones around him, and his horse was peacefully grazing next to the minister’s two cows. Steenie might have thought it was all a dream, but he had the receipt in his hand, clearly written and signed by the old laird; only the last letters of his name were a bit messy, as if written by someone suddenly hit with pain.

Sorely troubled in his mind, he left that dreary place, rode through the mist to Redgauntlet Castle, and with much ado he got speech of the laird.

Sorely troubled in his mind, he left that dreary place, rode through the mist to Redgauntlet Castle, and with much ado he got speech of the laird.

‘Well, you dyvour bankrupt,’ was the first word, ‘have you brought me my rent?’

‘Well, you broke bankrupt,’ was the first thing, ‘have you brought me my rent?’

‘No,’ answered my gudesire, ‘I have not; but I have brought your honour Sir Robert’s receipt for it.’

‘No,’ replied my guide, ‘I haven’t; but I brought your honor Sir Robert’s receipt for it.’

‘Wow, sirrah? Sir Robert’s receipt! You told me he had not given you one.’

‘Wow, dude? Sir Robert's receipt! You told me he hadn’t given you one.’

‘Will your honour please to see if that bit line is right?’

‘Could you please check if that line is correct?’

Sir John looked at every line, and at every letter, with much attention; and at last, at the date, which my gudesire had not observed,—‘FROM MY APPOINTED PLACE,’ he read, ‘THIS TWENTY-FIFTH OF NOVEMBER.’—‘What! That is yesterday!—Villain, thou must have gone to hell for this!’

Sir John examined each line and every letter very carefully; and finally, he noticed the date, which my good friend had missed,—‘FROM MY ASSIGNED PLACE,’ he read, ‘THIS TWENTY-FIFTH OF NOVEMBER.’—‘What! That was yesterday!—You scoundrel, you must have gone to hell for this!’

‘I got it from your honour’s father—whether he be in heaven or hell, I know not,’ said Steenie.

‘I got it from your honor’s father—whether he’s in heaven or hell, I don't know,’ said Steenie.

‘I will delate you for a warlock to the Privy Council!’ said Sir John. ‘I will send you to your master, the devil, with the help of a tar-barrel and a torch!’

‘I will report you as a warlock to the Privy Council!’ said Sir John. ‘I will send you to your master, the devil, with a tar-barrel and a torch!’

‘I intend to delate mysell to the Presbytery,’ said Steenie, ‘and tell them all I have seen last night, whilk are things fitter for them to judge of than a borrel man like me.’

‘I plan to report myself to the Presbytery,’ said Steenie, ‘and tell them everything I saw last night, which are things better for them to judge than for a simple man like me.’

Sir John paused, composed himsell, and desired to hear the full history; and my gudesire told it him from point to point, as I have told it you—word for word, neither more nor less.

Sir John paused, collected himself, and wanted to hear the whole story; and my good desire told it to him step by step, just as I have told it to you—word for word, neither more nor less.

Sir John was silent again for a long time, and at last he said, very composedly, ‘Steenie, this story of yours concerns the honour of many a noble family besides mine; and if it be a leasing-making, to keep yourself out of my danger, the least you can expect is to have a redhot iron driven through your tongue, and that will be as bad as scauding your fingers wi’ a redhot chanter. But yet it may be true, Steenie; and if the money cast up I shall not know what to think of it. But where shall we find the Cat’s Cradle? There are cats enough about the old house, but I think they kitten without the ceremony of bed or cradle.’

Sir John was quiet for a long while, and finally he said, very calmly, “Steenie, this story of yours affects the honor of many noble families besides my own; and if it’s just a lie to keep yourself out of trouble, the least you can expect is for a hot iron to be driven through your tongue, which would be just as bad as burning your fingers on a red-hot candle. But it might be true, Steenie; and if the money adds up, I won’t know what to think. But where are we going to find the Cat’s Cradle? There are plenty of cats around the old house, but I think they have kittens without the formality of a bed or cradle.”

‘We were best ask Hutcheon,’ said my gudesire; ‘he kens a’ the odd corners about as weel as—another serving-man that is now gane, and that I wad not like to name.’

‘We should ask Hutcheon,’ said my godfather; ‘he knows all the hidden spots around here just as well as—another servant who is gone now, and I wouldn’t want to name.’

Aweel, Hutcheon, when he was asked, told them, that a ruinous turret, lang disused, next to the clock-house, only accessible by a ladder, for the opening was on the outside, and far above the battlements, was called of old the Cat’s Cradle.

Aweel, Hutcheon, when he was asked, told them that a crumbling turret, long abandoned, next to the clock house, which could only be reached by a ladder since the opening was on the outside and far above the battlements, was traditionally called the Cat’s Cradle.

‘There will I go immediately,’ said Sir John; and he took (with what purpose, Heaven kens) one of his father’s pistols from the hall-table, where they had lain since the night he died, and hastened to the battlements.

‘I'm going there right now,’ said Sir John; and he took (who knows why) one of his father's pistols from the hall table, where it had been since the night he died, and hurried to the battlements.

It was a dangerous place to climb, for the ladder was auld and frail, and wanted ane or twa rounds. However, up got Sir John, and entered at the turret-door, where his body stopped the only little light that was in the bit turret. Something flees at him wi’ a vengeance, maist dang him back ower—bang gaed the knight’s pistol, and Hutcheon, that held the ladder, and my gudesire that stood beside him, hears a loud skelloch. A minute after, Sir John flings the body of the jackanape down to them, and cries that the siller is fund, and that they should come up and help him. And there was the bag of siller sure aneugh, and mony orra thing besides, that had been missing for mony a day. And Sir John, when he had riped the turret weel, led my gudesire into the dining-parlour, and took him by the hand and spoke kindly to him, and said he was sorry he should have doubted his word and that he would hereafter be a good master to him to make amends.

It was a risky place to climb, since the ladder was old and weak, missing a rung or two. However, Sir John climbed up and entered through the turret door, where his body blocked the little light in the tiny turret. Something flew at him fiercely, nearly knocking him back—bang went the knight's pistol, and Hutcheon, who was holding the ladder, along with my grandfather who stood next to him, heard a loud shout. A minute later, Sir John tossed the body of the little monkey down to them and called out that he had found the silver and that they should come up and help him. And sure enough, there was the bag of silver, along with many other things that had been missing for quite some time. After searching the turret thoroughly, Sir John led my grandfather into the dining room, took his hand, spoke kindly to him, and said he was sorry for doubting him, promising that he would be a good master to him from then on to make up for it.

‘And now, Steenie,’ said Sir John, ‘although this vision of yours tend, on the whole, to my father’s credit, as an honest man, that he should, even after his death, desire to see justice done to a poor man like you, yet you are sensible that ill-dispositioned men might make bad constructions upon it, concerning his soul’s health. So, I think, we had better lay the haill dirdum on that ill-deedie creature, Major Weir, and say naething about your dream in the wood of Pitmurkie. You had taken ower muckle brandy to be very certain about onything; and, Steenie, this receipt’ (his hand shook while he held it out),—‘it’s but a queer kind of document, and we will do best, I think, to put it quietly in the fire.’

‘And now, Steenie,’ said Sir John, ‘even though your vision tends to show my father as an honest man who, even after his death, wanted to see justice done for someone like you, you know that some people might interpret this in a negative way regarding his soul's well-being. So, I think it’s better if we put all the blame on that wicked creature, Major Weir, and don’t mention your dream in the woods of Pitmurkie. You had too much brandy to be sure about anything; and, Steenie, this receipt’ (his hand shook as he held it out),—‘it’s a strange document, and I think it’s best if we just quietly throw it in the fire.’

‘Od, but for as queer as it is, it’s a’ the voucher I have for my rent,’ said my gudesire, who was afraid, it may be, of losing the benefit of Sir Robert’s discharge.

‘Oh, but as strange as it is, it's the only proof I have for my rent,’ said my benefactor, who was perhaps worried about losing the advantage of Sir Robert’s discharge.

‘I will bear the contents to your credit in the rental-book, and give you a discharge under my own hand,’ said Sir John, ‘and that on the spot. And, Steenie, if you can hold your tongue about this matter, you shall sit, from this term downward, at an easier rent.’

‘I will note the details in your rental record and give you a receipt signed by me,’ said Sir John, ‘and I’ll do it right now. And, Steenie, if you can keep quiet about this, you’ll pay a lower rent starting this term.’

‘Mony thanks to your honour,’ said Steenie, who saw easily in what corner the wind was; ‘doubtless I will be comformable to all your honour’s commands; only I would willingly speak wi’ some powerful minister on the subject, for I do not like the sort of sommons of appointment whilk your honour’s father’—

‘Thank you very much, your honor,’ said Steenie, who easily recognized the situation; ‘I will definitely follow all your honor’s orders; however, I would like to speak with a strong minister about this, because I’m not fond of the kind of summons you’re talking about that your honor’s father...’

‘Do not call the phantom my father!’ said Sir John, interrupting him.

‘Don’t call the ghost my dad!’ said Sir John, cutting him off.

‘Weel, then, the thing that was so like him,’ said my gudesire; ‘he spoke of my coming back to see him this time twelvemonth, and it’s a weight on my conscience.’

‘Well, then, the thing that was so much like him,’ said my grandfather; ‘he mentioned my coming back to see him this time next year, and it’s weighing on my conscience.’

‘Aweel, then,’ said Sir John, ‘if you be so much distressed in mind, you may speak to our minister of the parish; he is a douce man, regards the honour of our family, and the mair that he may look for some patronage from me.’

‘Well then,’ said Sir John, ‘if you’re feeling so troubled, you can talk to our parish minister; he’s a decent man, cares about the honor of our family, and the more he might hope for some support from me.’

Wi’ that, my father readily agreed that the receipt should be burnt, and the laird threw it into the chimney with his ain hand. Burn it would not for them, though; but away it flew up the lum, wi’ a lang train of sparks at its tail, and a hissing noise like a squib.

With that, my father quickly agreed to have the receipt burned, and the laird tossed it into the fireplace himself. However, it wouldn’t burn for them; instead, it shot up the flue with a long trail of sparks behind it and made a hissing sound like a firework.

My gudesire gaed down to the Manse, and the minister, when he had heard the story, said it was his real opinion that though my gudesire had gaen very far in tampering with dangerous matters, yet, as he had refused the devil’s arles (for such was the offer of meat and drink) and had refused to do homage by piping at his bidding, he hoped, that if he held a circumspect walk hereafter, Satan could take little advantage by what was come and gane. And, indeed, my gudesire, of his ain accord, lang foreswore baith the pipes and the brandy—it was not even till the year was out, and the fatal day past, that he would so much as take the fiddle, or drink usquebaugh or tippeny.

My grandfather went down to the Manse, and the minister, after hearing the story, said he truly believed that although my grandfather had gone very far in meddling with dangerous matters, since he had turned down the devil’s offers (which included food and drink) and had refused to play music at his command, he hoped that if he remained cautious moving forward, Satan could take little advantage of what had happened. And indeed, my grandfather, on his own accord, long gave up both the pipes and the brandy—it wasn’t until the year was over and the fateful day had passed that he would even touch the fiddle or drink whiskey or beer.

Sir John made up his story about the jackanape as he liked himsell; and some believe till this day there was no more in the matter than the filching nature of the brute. Indeed, ye’ll no hinder some to threap that it was nane o’ the auld Enemy that Dougal and my gudesire saw in the laird’s room, but only that wanchancy creature, the major, capering on the coffin; and that, as to the blawing on the laird’s whistle that was heard after he was dead, the filthy brute could do that as weel as the laird himsell, if no better. But Heaven kens the truth, whilk first came out by the minister’s wife, after Sir John and her ain gudeman were baith in the moulds. And then my gudesire, wha was failed in his limbs, but not in his judgement or memory—at least nothing to speak of—was obliged to tell the real narrative to his friends, for the credit of his good name. He might else have been charged for a warlock. [See Note 3.]

Sir John spun his tale about the monkey just as he wanted; and some still believe today that it was merely the sneaky nature of the creature. In fact, you won't stop some from insisting that it wasn't the old Enemy that Dougal and my grandfather saw in the laird’s room, but just that spooky creature, the major, dancing on the coffin; and as for the blowing on the laird’s whistle that was heard after his death, the filthy creature could do that just as well as the laird himself, if not better. But only Heaven knows the truth, which first came to light from the minister’s wife, after both Sir John and her own husband were already gone. Then my grandfather, who was failing physically but still sharp in his mind and memory—at least nothing worth mentioning—had to tell the real story to his friends, to protect his good name. Otherwise, he might have been accused of witchcraft. [See Note 3.]

The shades of evening were growing thicker around us as my conductor finished his long narrative with this moral—‘Ye see, birkie, it is nae chancy thing to tak a stranger traveller for a guide, when you are in an uncouth land.’

The evening shadows were getting denser around us as my guide wrapped up his lengthy story with this lesson: ‘You see, my friend, it’s not wise to trust a stranger as your guide when you’re in an unfamiliar place.’

‘I should not have made that inference,’ said I. ‘Your grandfather’s adventure was fortunate for himself, whom it saved from ruin and distress; and fortunate for his landlord also, whom it prevented from committing a gross act of injustice.’

‘I shouldn’t have assumed that,’ I said. ‘Your grandfather’s adventure was lucky for him, saving him from disaster and hardship; and it was also lucky for his landlord, preventing him from doing something really unjust.’

‘Aye, but they had baith to sup the sauce o’t sooner or later,’ said Wandering Willie—‘what was fristed wasna forgiven. Sir John died before he was much over three-score; and it was just like of a moment’s illness. And for my gudesire, though he departed in fullness of life, yet there was my father, a yauld man of forty-five, fell down betwixt the stilts of his pleugh, and rase never again, and left nae bairn but me, a puir sightless, fatherless, motherless creature, could neither work nor want. Things gaed weel aneugh at first; for Sir Redwald Redgauntlet, the only son of Sir John, and the oye of auld Sir Robert, and, waes me! the last of the honourable house, took the farm aff our hands, and brought me into his household to have care of me. He liked music, and I had the best teachers baith England and Scotland could gie me. Mony a merry year was I wi’ him; but waes me! he gaed out with other pretty men in the Forty-five—I’ll say nae mair about it—My head never settled weel since I lost him; and if I say another word about it, deil a bar will I have the heart to play the night.—Look out, my gentle chap,’ he resumed in a different tone, ‘ye should see the lights at Brokenburn glen by this time.’

“Yeah, but they both had to deal with the consequences sooner or later,” said Wandering Willie. “What was done wasn’t forgiven. Sir John died when he was just over sixty, and it was from a sudden illness. And as for my poor grandfather, even though he passed away at a full age of forty-five, he fell between the beams of his plow and never got up again, leaving no children but me, a poor blind, fatherless, and motherless creature who could neither work nor depend on anyone. Things went pretty well at first; Sir Redwald Redgauntlet, the only son of Sir John and the grandson of old Sir Robert, and sadly the last of the noble house, took over the farm and brought me into his household to take care of me. He loved music, and I had the best teachers that both England and Scotland could offer. I had many happy years with him; but alas! he went out with other fine gentlemen in the Forty-five—I won’t say anything more about it—My mind has never been right since I lost him; and if I say another word about it, I won’t have the heart to play tonight.—Look out, my good friend,” he continued in a different tone, “you should see the lights at Brokenburn glen by now.”





LETTER XII

THE SAME TO THE SAME

  Tam Luter was their minstrel meet,
    Gude Lord as he could lance,
  He play’d sae shrill, and sang sae sweet,
    Till Towsie took a trance.
  Auld Lightfoot there he did forleet,
    And counterfeited France;
  He used himself as man discreet,
    And up took Morrice danse sae loud,
  At Christ’s Kirk on the Green that day.
                                     KING JAMES I.
  Tam Luter was their minstrel meet,  
    Good Lord as he could lance,  
  He played so shrill, and sang so sweet,  
    Until Towsie fell into a trance.  
  Old Lightfoot there he did dismiss,  
    And pretended to be French;  
  He conducted himself like a wise man,  
    And joined in a lively Morris dance,  
  At Christ's Kirk on the Green that day.  
                                     KING JAMES I.

I continue to scribble at length, though the subject may seem somewhat deficient in interest. Let the grace of the narrative, therefore, and the concern we take in each other’s matters, make amends for its tenuity. We fools of fancy who suffer ourselves, like Malvolio, to be cheated with our own visions, have, nevertheless, this advantage over the wise ones of the earth, that we have our whole stock of enjoyments under our own command, and can dish for ourselves an intellectual banquet with most moderate assistance from external objects. It is, to be sure, something like the feast which the Barmecide served up to Alnaschar; and we cannot expect to get fat upon such diet. But then, neither is there repletion nor nausea, which often succeed the grosser and more material revel. On the whole, I still pray, with the Ode to Castle Building—

I keep writing at length, even though the topic might seem a bit dull. So, let the charm of the story, and our concern for each other's lives, make up for its lack of substance. We dreamers, who allow ourselves, like Malvolio, to be deceived by our own imaginations, have this advantage over the wise people in the world: we have our entire source of enjoyment at our fingertips and can create an intellectual feast for ourselves with just a little help from outside. It's kind of like the meal that the Barmecide served to Alnaschar; we can't expect to gain weight on such a diet. But then, we also avoid the overindulgence and sickness that often follow a heavier and more material celebration. Overall, I still wish, with the Ode to Castle Building—

  Give me thy hope which sickens not the heart;
    Give me thy wealth which has no wings to fly;
  Give me the bliss thy visions can impart:
    Thy friendship give me, warm in poverty!
Give me your hope that doesn’t break the heart;  
Give me your wealth that doesn’t have wings to fly;  
Give me the joy your dreams can bring:  
Your friendship, give me, warm even in poverty!  

And so, despite thy solemn smile and sapient shake of the head, I will go on picking such interest as I can out of my trivial adventures, even though that interest should be the creation of my own fancy; nor will I cease to indict on thy devoted eyes the labour of perusing the scrolls in which I shall record my narrative.

And so, despite your serious smile and wise shake of the head, I will continue to find whatever interest I can in my minor adventures, even if that interest comes from my own imagination; nor will I stop presenting to your attentive eyes the work of reading the writings in which I will document my story.

My last broke off as we were on the point of descending into the glen at Brokenburn, by the dangerous track which I had first travelled EN CROUPE, behind a furious horseman, and was now again to brave under the precarious guidance of a blind man.

My last conversation ended just as we were about to head down into the valley at Brokenburn, along the treacherous path that I had first navigated EN CROUPE, following a wild rider, and was now about to face again, this time under the uncertain direction of a blind man.

It was now getting dark; but this was no inconvenience to my guide, who moved on, as formerly, with instinctive security of step, so that we soon reached the bottom, and I could see lights twinkling in the cottage which had been my place of refuge on a former occasion. It was not thither, however, that our course was directed. We left the habitation of the laird to the left, and turning down the brook, soon approached the small hamlet which had been erected at the mouth of the stream, probably on account of the convenience which it afforded as a harbour to the fishing-boats. A large, low cottage, full in our front, seemed highly illuminated; for the light not only glanced from every window and aperture in its frail walls, but was even visible from rents and fractures in the roof, composed of tarred shingles, repaired in part by thatch and divot.

It was getting dark, but that didn’t bother my guide, who walked on confidently, just like before. We quickly reached the bottom, and I spotted lights twinkling in the cottage where I had found refuge before. However, we weren’t heading there. We passed the laird’s home on the left and followed the brook, soon arriving at the small village built at the mouth of the stream, likely because it offered a convenient harbor for fishing boats. A large, low cottage straight ahead seemed brightly lit; the light shone from every window and opening in its fragile walls and was even visible through cracks in the tarred shingle roof, which was partially patched with thatch and divot.

While these appearances engaged my attention, that of my companion was attracted by a regular succession of sounds, like a bouncing on the floor, mixed with a very faint noise of music, which Willie’s acute organs at once recognized and accounted for, while to me it was almost inaudible. The old man struck the earth with his staff in a violent passion. ‘The whoreson fisher rabble! They have brought another violer upon my walk! They are such smuggling blackguards, that they must run in their very music; but I’ll sort them waur than ony gauger in the country.—Stay—hark—it ‘s no a fiddle neither—it’s the pipe and tabor bastard, Simon of Sowport, frae the Nicol Forest; but I’ll pipe and tabor him!—Let me hae ance my left hand on his cravat, and ye shall see what my right will do. Come away, chap—come away, gentle chap—nae time to be picking and waling your steps.’ And on he passed with long and determined strides, dragging me along with him.

While I was focused on these sights, my companion was drawn to a steady stream of sounds, like something bouncing on the floor, mixed with a faint hint of music that Willie’s sharp ears quickly recognized, while I could barely hear it. The old man hit the ground with his staff, clearly furious. “Those damn fisherman! They’ve brought another musician onto my path! They’re such sneaky lowlifes that they have to sneak in their music; but I’ll deal with them worse than any tax collector in the country. —Wait—listen—it’s not a fiddle either—it’s that pipe and tabor guy, Simon from Sowport, from the Nicol Forest; but I’ll show him how it’s done! —Just let me get my left hand on his collar, and you’ll see what my right can do. Come on, buddy—hurry up, my good fellow—no time for tiptoeing.” And with that, he marched on with long, determined strides, pulling me along with him.

I was not quite easy in his company; for, now that his minstrel pride was hurt, the man had changed from the quiet, decorous, I might almost say respectable person, which he seemed while he told his tale, into the appearance of a fierce, brawling, dissolute stroller. So that when he entered the large hut, where a great number of fishers, with their wives and daughters, were engaged in eating, drinking, and dancing, I was somewhat afraid that the impatient violence of my companion might procure us an indifferent reception.

I wasn't completely comfortable around him anymore; since his pride as a minstrel was bruised, he had transformed from the calm, respectable person he seemed while telling his story into someone who looked like a loud, reckless drifter. So when he walked into the big hut, where many fishermen and their wives and daughters were busy eating, drinking, and dancing, I felt a bit worried that my companion's impatience might lead to us getting a cold welcome.

But the universal shout of welcome with which Wandering Willie was received—the hearty congratulations—the repeated ‘Here’s t’ ye, Willie!’—‘Where hae ya been, ye blind deevil?’ and the call upon him to pledge them—above all, the speed with which the obnoxious pipe and tabor were put to silence, gave the old man such effectual assurance of undiminished popularity and importance, as at once put his jealousy to rest, and changed his tone of offended dignity into one better fitted to receive such cordial greetings. Young men and women crowded round, to tell how much they were afraid some mischance had detained him, and how two or three young fellows had set out in quest of him.

But the warm welcome Wandering Willie received—the hearty congratulations—the repeated "Here’s to you, Willie!"—"Where have you been, you blind devil?"—and the request for him to toast with them—especially the quickness with which the annoying pipe and tabor were silenced, gave the old man such a strong sense of his lasting popularity and importance that it immediately eased his jealousy and shifted his tone from offended dignity to one more suited for such friendly greetings. Young men and women gathered around to express how worried they were that something might have kept him away, and how two or three young guys had set out to look for him.

‘It was nae mischance, praised be Heaven,’ said Willie, ‘but the absence of the lazy loon Rob the Rambler, my comrade, that didna come to meet me on the Links; but I hae gotten a braw consort in his stead, worth a dozen of him, the unhanged blackguard.’

‘It wasn’t an accident, thank God,’ said Willie, ‘but the fact that my lazy friend Rob the Rambler didn’t show up to meet me on the Links; but I have found a great companion in his place, worth a dozen of him, the unrepentant scoundrel.’

‘And wha is’t tou’s gotten, Wullie, lad?’ said half a score of voices, while all eyes were turned on your humble servant, who kept the best countenance he could, though not quite easy at becoming the centre to which all eyes were pointed.

‘So what have you got, Wullie, kid?’ said a bunch of voices, while everyone stared at me, trying to maintain my composure even though it felt uncomfortable being the center of attention.

‘I ken him by his hemmed cravat,’ said one fellow; ‘it’s Gil Hobson, the souple tailor frae Burgh. Ye are welcome to Scotland, ye prick-the-clout loon,’ he said, thrusting forth a paw; much the colour of a badger’s back, and of most portentous dimensions.

‘I know him by his hemmed cravat,’ said one guy; ‘it’s Gil Hobson, the flexible tailor from Burgh. You’re welcome to Scotland, you raggedy fool,’ he said, reaching out a hand; it was about the color of a badger’s back and quite large.

‘Gil Hobson? Gil whoreson!’ exclaimed Wandering Willie; ‘it’s a gentle chap that I judge to be an apprentice wi’ auld Joshua Geddes, to the quaker-trade.’

‘Gil Hobson? Gil who?’ exclaimed Wandering Willie; ‘it's a decent guy that I think is an apprentice with old Joshua Geddes, in the Quaker trade.’

‘What trade be’s that, man?’ said he of the badger-coloured fist.

‘What trade is that, man?’ said he of the badger-colored fist.

‘Canting and lying,’—said Willie, which produced a thundering laugh; ‘but I am teaching the callant a better trade, and that is, feasting and fiddling.’

‘Making excuses and lying,’ said Willie, which got a huge laugh; ‘but I’m teaching the kid a better skill, and that’s enjoying good food and music.’

Willie’s conduct in thus announcing something like my real character, was contrary to compact; and yet I was rather glad he did so, for the consequence of putting a trick upon these rude and ferocious men, might, in case of discovery, have been dangerous to us both, and I was at the same time delivered from the painful effort to support a fictitious character. The good company, except perhaps one or two of the young women whose looks expressed some desire for better acquaintance, gave themselves no further trouble about me; but, while the seniors resumed their places near an immense bowl or rather reeking cauldron of brandy-punch, the younger arranged themselves on the floor and called loudly on Willie to strike up.

Willie’s way of revealing something close to my true character was against our agreement; still, I was somewhat relieved he did it because trying to trick those rough and brutal guys could have been risky for both of us if they found out. Plus, I was freed from the exhausting work of maintaining a false identity. The nice people around, except maybe one or two of the young women who seemed interested in getting to know me better, didn’t bother with me anymore. While the older crowd went back to their spots around a huge bowl, or more like a bubbling cauldron of brandy punch, the younger ones settled on the floor and called out loudly for Willie to start playing music.

With a brief caution to me, to ‘mind my credit, for fishers have ears, though fish have none,’ Willie led off in capital style, and I followed, certainly not so as to disgrace my companion, who, every now and then, gave me a nod of approbation. The dances were, of course, the Scottish jigs, and reels, and ‘twasome dances’, with a strathspey or hornpipe for interlude; and the want of grace on the part of the performers was amply supplied by truth of ear, vigour and decision of step, and the agility proper to the northern performers. My own spirits rose with the mirth around me, and with old Willie’s admirable execution, and frequent ‘weel dune, gentle chap, yet;’—and, to confess the truth, I felt a great deal more pleasure in this rustic revel, than I have done at the more formal balls and concerts in your famed city, to which I have sometimes made my way. Perhaps this was because I was a person of more importance to the presiding matron of Brokenburn-foot, than I had the means of rendering myself to the far-famed Miss Nickie Murray, the patroness of your Edinburgh assemblies. The person I mean was a buxom dame of about thirty, her fingers loaded with many a silver ring, and three or four of gold; her ankles liberally displayed from under her numerous blue, white, and scarlet; short petticoats, and attired in hose of the finest and whitest lamb’s-wool, which arose from shoes of Spanish cordwain, fastened with silver buckles. She took the lead in my favour, and declared, ‘that the brave young gentleman should not weary himself to death wi’ playing, but take the floor for a dance or twa.’

With a quick warning to me to ‘mind my reputation, because fishermen have ears, even if fish don’t,’ Willie kicked things off in style, and I followed, definitely trying not to embarrass my partner, who occasionally nodded at me approvingly. The dances were, naturally, the Scottish jigs and reels, with some ‘twasome dances’ thrown in, plus a strathspey or hornpipe as an interlude; the lack of elegance from the dancers was more than made up for by their accuracy, energy, determination, and the agility typical of Northern performers. My own spirits lifted with the joy around me, and with Willie’s impressive execution, punctuated by frequent praises of ‘well done, good lad’—honestly, I felt a lot more enjoyment in this quaint celebration than I ever have at the more formal balls and concerts in your renowned city, which I’ve occasionally attended. Maybe that’s because I held more significance to the leading lady of Brokenburn-foot than I could ever manage to convey to the legendary Miss Nickie Murray, who is the head of your Edinburgh gatherings. The woman I’m talking about was a hearty lady in her thirties, her fingers adorned with several silver rings and a few gold ones; her ankles were boldly displayed beneath her many blue, white, and scarlet short petticoats, dressed in the finest white lamb’s-wool stockings, paired with Spanish leather shoes fastened with silver buckles. She took the initiative on my behalf, stating, ‘that the brave young gentleman shouldn’t exhaust himself playing but should hit the dance floor for a dance or two.’

‘And what’s to come of me, Dame Martin?’ said Willie.

‘And what’s going to happen to me, Dame Martin?’ said Willie.

‘Come o’ thee?’ said the dame; ‘mishanter on the auld beard o’ ye! ye could play for twenty hours on end, and tire out the haill countryside wi’ dancing before ye laid down your bow, saving for a by-drink or the like o’ that.’

‘Where have you been?’ said the woman; ‘what bad luck on your old beard! You could play for twenty hours straight and wear out the whole countryside with dancing before you would put down your bow, except for a drink or something like that.’

‘In troth, dame,’ answered Willie, ‘ye are no sae far wrang; sae if my comrade is to take his dance, ye maun gie me my drink, and then bob it away like Madge of Middlebie.’

‘Honestly, ma'am,’ answered Willie, ‘you're not too far off; so if my buddy is going to dance, you have to give me my drink, and then just take it away like Madge of Middlebie.’

The drink was soon brought; but while Willie was partaking of it, a party entered the hut, which arrested my attention at once, and intercepted the intended gallantry with which I had proposed to present my hand to the fresh-coloured, well-made, white-ankled Thetis, who had obtained me manumission from my musical task.

The drink was soon served; but while Willie was enjoying it, a group walked into the hut that caught my eye immediately and stopped me from charmingly offering my hand to the vibrant, attractive, white-ankled Thetis, who had freed me from my musical duties.

This was nothing less than the sudden appearance of the old woman whom the laird had termed Mabel; Cristal Nixon, his male attendant; and the young person who had said grace to us when I supped with him.

This was nothing less than the sudden appearance of the old woman whom the laird had called Mabel; Cristal Nixon, his male assistant; and the young person who had said grace for us when I had dinner with him.

This young person—Alan, thou art in thy way a bit of a conjurer—this young person whom I DID NOT describe, and whom you, for that very reason, suspected was not an indifferent object to me—is, I am sorry to say it, in very fact not so much so as in prudence she ought. I will not use the name of love on this occasion; for I have applied it too often to transient whims and fancies to escape your satire, should I venture to apply it now. For it is a phrase, I must confess, which I have used—a romancer would say, profaned—a little too often, considering how few years have passed over my head. But seriously, the fair chaplain of Brokenburn has been often in my head when she had no business there; and if this can give thee any clue for explaining my motives in lingering about the country, and assuming the character of Willie’s companion, why, hang thee, thou art welcome to make use of it—a permission for which thou need’st not thank me much, as thou wouldst not have failed to assume it whether it were given or no.

This young person—Alan, you’re kind of a magician in your own way—this young person I DID NOT describe, and because of that, you suspected I didn’t care about them—is, unfortunately, not as significant to me as she probably should be. I won't call it love this time; I've used that word too often for fleeting crushes to avoid your teasing if I try to use it now. Honestly, it’s a term I’ve thrown around—a romantic would say I’ve sullied it—way too much, given how few years I’ve lived. But seriously, the lovely chaplain of Brokenburn has crossed my mind often when she really shouldn’t have been there; and if this gives you any insight into why I’ve been hanging around the area and acting as Willie’s companion, well, you’re free to take it—though you shouldn’t need my permission, since you would have assumed it anyway, with or without my approval.

Such being my feelings, conceive how they must have been excited, when, like a beam upon a cloud, I saw this uncommonly beautiful girl enter the apartment in which they were dancing; not, however, with the air of an equal, but that of a superior, come to grace with her presence the festival of her dependants. The old man and woman attended, with looks as sinister as hers were lovely, like two of the worst winter months waiting upon the bright-eyed May.

Given my feelings, imagine how they must have intensified when, like a ray of sunlight breaking through clouds, I saw this incredibly beautiful girl enter the room where they were dancing; not as an equal but as someone superior, here to elevate the celebration of her followers. The old man and woman looked on, their expressions as dark as hers were lovely, like the bleakness of two harsh winter months standing next to the vibrant beauty of May.

When she entered—wonder if thou wilt—she wore A GREEN MANTLE, such as thou hast described as the garb of thy fair client, and confirmed what I had partly guessed from thy personal description, that my chaplain and thy visitor were the same person. There was an alteration on her brow the instant she recognized me. She gave her cloak to her female attendant, and, after a momentary hesitation, as if uncertain whether to advance or retire, she walked into the room with dignity and composure, all making way, the men unbonneting, and the women curtsying respectfully, as she assumed a chair which was reverently placed for her accommodation, apart from others.

When she walked in—just as you might imagine—she wore a GREEN MANTLE, just like you described as the outfit of your lovely client, and it confirmed what I had partly suspected from your personal description: that my chaplain and your visitor were the same person. The moment she recognized me, there was a change on her face. She handed her cloak to her female attendant and, after a brief hesitation, as if unsure whether to come closer or step back, she entered the room with grace and poise. Everyone made way for her, the men removing their hats and the women curtsying respectfully, as she took a seat that had been respectfully arranged for her, separate from the others.

There was then a pause, until the bustling mistress of the ceremonies, with awkward but kindly courtesy, offered the young lady a glass of wine, which was at first declined, and at length only thus far accepted, that, bowing round to the festive company, the fair visitor wished them all health and mirth, and just touching the brim with her lip, replaced it on the salver. There was another pause; and I did not immediately recollect, confused as I was by this unexpected apparition, that it belonged to me to break it. At length a murmur was heard around me, being expected to exhibit,—nay, to lead down the dance,—in consequence of the previous conversation.

There was a pause, and then the busy host of the event, with clumsy yet kind politeness, offered the young lady a glass of wine. She initially turned it down but eventually accepted it just enough to raise it to her lips, wish the cheerful crowd good health and happiness, and then set it back on the tray. Another pause followed, and I didn’t immediately remember, being so taken aback by this surprising appearance, that it was my role to break the silence. Finally, I heard a murmur around me, as I was expected to start—no, to lead—the dance because of the earlier conversation.

‘Deil’s in the fiddler lad,’ was muttered from more quarters than one—‘saw folk ever sic a thing as a shame-faced fiddler before?’

‘The devil's in the fiddler, boy,’ was whispered from more than one place—‘have people ever seen such a shame-faced fiddler before?’

At length a venerable Triton, seconding his remonstrances with a hearty thump on my shoulder, cried out, ‘To the floor—to the floor, and let us see how ye can fling—the lasses are a’ waiting.’

At last, an old Triton, backing up his protests with a firm thump on my shoulder, shouted, ‘To the dance floor—to the dance floor, and let's see how you can throw it down—the ladies are all waiting.’

Up I jumped, sprang from the elevated station which constituted our orchestra, and, arranging my ideas as rapidly as I could, advanced to the head of the room, and, instead of offering my hand to the white-footed Thetis aforesaid, I venturously made the same proposal to her of the Green Mantle.

Up I jumped, leaped from the raised platform that served as our stage, and, quickly organizing my thoughts, made my way to the front of the room. Instead of extending my hand to the previously mentioned Thetis with white feet, I boldly made the same offer to the one in the Green Mantle.

The nymph’s lovely eyes seemed to open with astonishment at the audacity of this offer; and, from the murmurs I heard around me, I also understood that it surprised, and perhaps offended, the bystanders. But after the first moment’s emotion, she wreathed her neck, and drawing herself haughtily up, like one who was willing to show that she was sensible of the full extent of her own condescension, extended her hand towards me, like a princess gracing a squire of low degree.

The nymph’s beautiful eyes widened in surprise at the boldness of this proposal; and from the whispers I heard around me, I realized it shocked and maybe even offended the onlookers. But after the initial shock wore off, she lifted her chin and, acting like she fully recognized her own generosity, extended her hand toward me, like a princess acknowledging a lower-ranking squire.

There is affectation in all this, thought I to myself, if the Green Mantle has borne true evidence—for young ladies do not make visits, or write letters to counsel learned in the law, to interfere in the motions of those whom they hold as cheap as this nymph seems to do me; and if I am cheated by a resemblance of cloaks, still I am interested to show myself, in some degree, worthy of the favour she has granted with so much state and reserve. The dance to be performed was the old Scots Jig, in which you are aware I used to play no sorry figure at La Pique’s, when thy clumsy movements used to be rebuked by raps over the knuckles with that great professor’s fiddlestick. The choice of the tune was left to my comrade Willie, who, having finished his drink, feloniously struck up the well-known and popular measure,

There's a lot of pretense in all this, I thought to myself, if the Green Mantle has shown true evidence—since young ladies don’t visit or write to lawyers to meddle in the affairs of those they consider as insignificant as this girl seems to view me; and even if I’m fooled by a mere resemblance of cloaks, I still want to show that I’m somewhat worthy of the attention she has given with such formality and reserve. The dance we were about to perform was the old Scots Jig, in which, as you know, I used to do pretty well at La Pique’s, when your clumsy moves would often get you scolded with raps on the knuckles from that great professor’s bow. The choice of the tune was left to my buddy Willie, who, after finishing his drink, boldly struck up the well-known and popular tune,

  Merrily danced the Quaker’s wife,
  And merrily danced the Quaker.
  The Quaker’s wife danced happily,  
  And the Quaker danced happily.

An astounding laugh arose at my expense, and I should have been annihilated, but that the smile which mantled on the lip of my partner, had a different expression from that of ridicule, and seemed to say, ‘Do not take this to heart.’ And I did not, Alan—my partner danced admirably, and I like one who was determined, if outshone, which I could not help, not to be altogether thrown into the shade.

An amazing laugh erupted at my expense, and I should have felt completely humiliated, but the smile on my partner's lips conveyed something different from mockery. It seemed to say, 'Don’t take this personally.' And I didn’t, Alan—my partner danced beautifully, and I admired someone who, despite being outshined, refused to let themselves fade completely into the background.

I assure you our performance, as well as Willie’s music, deserved more polished spectators and auditors; but we could not then have been greeted with such enthusiastic shouts of applause as attended while I handed my partner to her seat, and took my place by her side, as one who had a right to offer the attentions usual on such an occasion. She was visibly embarrassed, but I was determined not to observe her confusion, and to avail myself of the opportunity of learning whether this beautiful creature’s mind was worthy of the casket in which nature had lodged it.

I assure you our performance, as well as Willie’s music, deserved a more refined audience; but we couldn’t have received the enthusiastic cheers we did while I helped my partner to her seat and took my place beside her, as someone who had the right to offer the usual courtesies on such an occasion. She looked visibly embarrassed, but I was set on ignoring her discomfort and seizing the chance to discover if this beautiful person’s mind was as valuable as the stunning exterior nature had given her.

Nevertheless, however courageously I formed this resolution, you cannot but too well guess the difficulties I must needs have felt in carrying it into execution; since want of habitual intercourse with the charmers of the other sex has rendered me a sheepish cur, only one grain less awkward than thyself. Then she was so very beautiful, and assumed an air of so much dignity, that I was like to fall under the fatal error of supposing she should only be addressed with something very clever; and in the hasty raking which my brains underwent in this persuasion, not a single idea occurred that common sense did not reject as fustian on the one hand, or weary, flat, and stale triticism on the other. I felt as if my understanding were no longer my own, but was alternately under the dominion of Aldeborontiphoscophornio, and that of his facetious friend Rigdum-Funnidos. How did I envy at that moment our friend Jack Oliver, who produces with such happy complacence his fardel of small talk, and who, as he never doubts his own powers of affording amusement, passes them current with every pretty woman he approaches, and fills up the intervals of chat by his complete acquaintance with the exercise of the fan, the FLACON, and the other duties of the CAVALIERE SERVENTE. Some of these I attempted, but I suppose it was awkwardly; at least the Lady Green Mantle received them as a princess accepts the homage of a clown.

Nevertheless, no matter how bravely I made this decision, you can easily guess the difficulties I must have faced in actually following through; my lack of regular interaction with the women has left me feeling like a shy fool, just a bit less awkward than you. Then she was so strikingly beautiful and carried herself with such dignity that I almost fell into the trap of thinking I had to say something really clever to get her attention. In my frantic searching for the right words, not a single idea came to mind that didn’t seem either ridiculous or boring. I felt like my mind was no longer my own, but was being controlled by Aldeborontiphoscophornio and his humorous friend Rigdum-Funnidos. At that moment, I envied our friend Jack Oliver, who effortlessly shares his small talk and, confident in his ability to entertain, wins over every pretty woman he meets, filling the gaps in conversation with his perfect knowledge of fan use, the FLACON, and the other skills of a CAVALIERE SERVENTE. I tried some of these things, but it seemed I did so awkwardly; at least Lady Green Mantle accepted them like a princess receiving the clumsy admiration of a fool.

Meantime the floor remained empty, and as the mirth of the good meeting was somewhat checked, I ventured, as a DERNIER RESSORT, to propose a minuet. She thanked me, and told me haughtily enough, ‘she was here to encourage the harmless pleasures of these good folks, but was not disposed to make an exhibition of her own indifferent dancing for their amusement.’

Meantime, the floor was still empty, and as the joy of the good gathering lessened a bit, I took a chance and proposed a minuet as a last resort. She thanked me and replied, rather arrogantly, that she was there to support the harmless fun of these good people but wasn’t interested in putting on a show of her mediocre dancing for their entertainment.

She paused a moment, as if she expected me to suggest something; and as I remained silent and rebuked, she bowed her head more graciously, and said, ‘Not to affront you, however, a country-dance, if you please.’

She paused for a moment, as if she expected me to suggest something; and when I stayed silent and embarrassed, she lowered her head more graciously and said, ‘Not to offend you, but a country dance, if you don’t mind.’

What an ass was I, Alan, not to have anticipated her wishes! Should I not have observed that the ill-favoured couple, Mabel and Cristal, had placed themselves on each side of her seat, like the supporters of the royal arms? the man, thick, short, shaggy, and hirsute, as the lion; the female, skin-dried, tight-laced, long, lean, and hungry-faced, like the unicorn. I ought to have recollected, that under the close inspection of two such watchful salvages, our communication, while in repose, could not have been easy; that the period of dancing a minuet was not the very choicest time for conversation; but that the noise, the exercise, and the mazy confusion of a country-dance, where the inexperienced performers were every now and then running against each other, and compelling the other couples to stand still for a minute at a time, besides the more regular repose afforded by the intervals of the dance itself, gave the best possible openings for a word or two spoken in season, and without being liable to observation.

What a fool I was, Alan, not to have guessed what she wanted! Shouldn’t I have noticed that the not-so-pleasant couple, Mabel and Cristal, had positioned themselves on either side of her seat, like the supporters of a royal coat of arms? The man was thick, short, shaggy, and hairy, like a lion; the woman, skin-dried, tightly laced, tall, lean, and looking famished, like a unicorn. I should have remembered that with two such watchful guards, our conversation while sitting still wouldn’t have been easy; that the time for dancing a minuet was not the best moment for chatting; but that the noise, activity, and chaotic nature of a country dance—where inexperienced dancers kept bumping into each other and forcing other couples to pause for a moment—along with the more regular breaks during the dance itself, provided the perfect opportunities for a few words spoken at just the right time, without drawing too much attention.

We had but just led down, when an opportunity of the kind occurred, and my partner said, with great gentleness and modesty, ‘It is not perhaps very proper in me to acknowledge an acquaintance that is not claimed; but I believe I speak to Mr. Darsie Latimer?’

We had just settled in when the chance came up, and my partner said, with great kindness and humility, "It might not be entirely appropriate for me to recognize an acquaintance that hasn't been claimed, but I believe I'm speaking to Mr. Darsie Latimer?"

‘Darsie Latimer was indeed the person that had now the honour and happiness’—

‘Darsie Latimer was truly the person who now had the honor and happiness’—

I would have gone on in the false gallop of compliment, but she cut me short. ‘And why,’ she said, ‘is Mr. Latimer here, and in disguise, or at least assuming an office unworthy of a man of education?—I beg pardon,’ she continued,—‘I would not give you pain, but surely making, an associate of a person of that description’—

I would have continued with pointless flattery, but she interrupted me. “And why,” she said, “is Mr. Latimer here, dressed up in disguise or at least pretending to take on a job that’s beneath a man of his education?—I’m sorry,” she added, “I didn’t mean to upset you, but surely being associated with someone like that…”

She looked towards my friend Willie, and was silent. I felt heartily ashamed of myself, and hastened to say it was an idle frolic, which want of occupation had suggested, and which I could not regret, since it had procured me the pleasure I at present enjoyed.

She looked at my friend Willie and stayed quiet. I felt really ashamed of myself and quickly said it was just a silly prank, prompted by boredom, and that I couldn't regret it since it had given me the enjoyment I was currently feeling.

Without seeming to notice my compliment, she took the next opportunity to say, ‘Will Mr. Latimer permit a stranger who wishes him well to ask, whether it is right that, at his active age, he should be in so far void of occupation, as to be ready to adopt low society for the sake of idle amusement?’

Without appearing to acknowledge my compliment, she seized the next chance to say, ‘Will Mr. Latimer allow a stranger who wishes him well to ask whether it’s right that, at his young age, he should be so lacking in occupation that he’s willing to engage with low society just for some idle fun?’

‘You are severe, madam,’ I answered; ‘but I cannot think myself degraded by mixing with any society where I meet’—

‘You are harsh, ma'am,’ I replied; ‘but I don't feel like I’m lowered by associating with any group where I find myself’—

Here I stopped short, conscious that I was giving my answer an unhandsome turn. The ARGUMENTUM AD HOMINEM, the last to which a polite man has recourse, may, however, be justified by circumstances, but seldom or never the ARGUMENTUM AD FOEMINAM.

Here I paused, aware that I was making my answer less than graceful. The ARGUMENTUM AD HOMINEM, the last tactic a polite person resorts to, may be excused by the situation, but the ARGUMENTUM AD FOEMINAM is rarely, if ever, justifiable.

She filled up the blank herself which I had left. ‘Where you meet ME, I suppose you would say? But the case is different. I am, from my unhappy fate, obliged to move by the will of others, and to be in places which I would by my own will gladly avoid. Besides, I am, except for these few minutes, no participator of the revels—a spectator only, and attended by my servants. Your situation is different—you are here by choice, the partaker and minister of the pleasures of a class below you in education, birth, and fortunes. If I speak harshly, Mr. Latimer,’ she added, with much sweetness of manner, ‘I mean kindly.’

She filled in the blank I had left. ‘Where you meet ME, I guess you would say? But it's not the same. Because of my unfortunate circumstances, I have to go where others want me to, and be in places I would gladly avoid on my own. Besides, for these few minutes, I’m not partaking in the festivities—I'm just a spectator, accompanied by my servants. Your situation is different—you’re here by choice, enjoying and facilitating the pleasures of a class below you in education, status, and wealth. If I come off as harsh, Mr. Latimer,’ she added with a kind demeanor, ‘I mean well.’

I was confounded by her speech, ‘severe in youthful wisdom’; all of naive or lively, suitable to such a dialogue, vanished from my recollection, and I answered with gravity like her own, ‘I am, indeed, better educated than these poor people; but you, madam, whose kind admonition I am grateful for, must know more of my condition than I do myself—I dare not say I am their superior in birth, since I know nothing of my own, or in fortunes, over which hangs an impenetrable cloud.’

I was taken aback by her speech, “serious but wise for her age”; all the innocent or energetic thoughts that would fit such a conversation faded from my mind, and I replied with the same seriousness, “I am, in fact, better educated than these poor people; but you, ma’am, whose kind advice I appreciate, must know more about my situation than I do myself—I can’t claim to be better than them by birth, since I know nothing about my own, or in wealth, which is shrouded in an impenetrable fog.”

‘And why should your ignorance on these points drive you into low society and idle habits?’ answered my female monitor. ‘Is it manly to wait till fortune cast her beams upon you, when by exertion of your own energy you might distinguish yourself? Do not the pursuits of learning lie open to you—of manly ambition—of war? But no—not of war, that has already cost you too dear.’

‘And why should your lack of knowledge on these matters push you into bad company and lazy habits?’ replied my female guide. ‘Is it really manly to just wait for luck to shine on you when you could stand out through your own efforts? Aren't the paths of learning available to you—of striving for greatness—of war? But no—not war, that has already cost you too much.’

‘I will be what you wish me to be,’ I replied with eagerness—‘You have but to choose my path, and you shall see if I do not pursue it with energy, were it only because you command me.’

‘I will be what you want me to be,’ I replied eagerly—‘You just have to choose my path, and you’ll see whether I follow it with determination, if only because you’re telling me to.’

‘Not because I command you,’ said the maiden, ‘but because reason, common sense, manhood, and, in one word, regard for your own safety, give the same counsel.’

‘Not because I’m telling you to,’ said the young woman, ‘but because logic, common sense, maturity, and, in short, concern for your own safety, all suggest the same advice.’

‘At least permit me to reply, that reason and sense never assumed a fairer form—of persuasion,’ I hastily added; for she turned from me—nor did she give me another opportunity of continuing what I had to say till the next pause of the dance, when, determined to bring our dialogue to a point, I said, ‘You mentioned manhood also, and in the same breath, personal danger. My ideas of manhood suggest that it is cowardice to retreat before dangers of a doubtful character. You, who appear to know so much of my fortunes that I might call you my guardian angel, tell me what these dangers are, that I may judge whether manhood calls on me to face or to fly them.’

“At least let me respond by saying that reason and logic have never taken a more persuasive form,” I quickly added, because she turned away from me—nor did she give me another chance to continue what I wanted to say until the next break in the dance, when, determined to get to the point of our conversation, I said, “You also mentioned manhood and, in the same breath, personal danger. My understanding of manhood suggests that it’s cowardly to back down from dangers that are uncertain. You, who seem to know so much about my situation that I could call you my guardian angel, tell me what these dangers are so I can decide whether manhood requires me to confront them or to run away.”

She was evidently perplexed by this appeal.

She clearly seemed puzzled by this request.

‘You make me pay dearly for acting as your humane adviser,’ she replied at last: ‘I acknowledge an interest in your fate, and yet I dare not tell you whence it arises; neither am I at liberty to say why, or from whom, you are in danger; but it is not less true that danger is near and imminent. Ask me no more, but, for your own sake, begone from this country. Elsewhere you are safe—here you do but invite your fate.’

‘You make me pay a high price for being your compassionate adviser,’ she finally replied. ‘I care about what happens to you, but I can't reveal why; I'm also not allowed to explain where the danger is coming from, or who poses it. But it's true that danger is close and urgent. Don’t ask me anything else, but for your own sake, leave this country. You’ll be safe elsewhere—staying here only invites trouble.’

‘But am I doomed to bid thus farewell to almost the only human being who has showed an interest in my welfare? Do not say so—say that we shall meet again, and the hope shall be the leading star to regulate my course!’

‘But am I really going to say goodbye to almost the only person who has cared about my well-being? Please don’t say that—tell me we will meet again, and that hope will guide my way!’

‘It is more than probable,’ she said—‘much more than probable, that we may never meet again. The help which I now render you is all that may be in my power; it is such as I should render to a blind man whom I might observe approaching the verge of a precipice; it ought to excite no surprise, and requires no gratitude.’

‘It’s highly likely,’ she said—‘much more than likely, that we may never meet again. The help I’m giving you now is all I can do; it’s the same as what I’d do for a blind man I saw about to fall off a cliff; it shouldn’t come as a surprise, and you don’t need to thank me.’

So saying, she again turned from me, nor did she address me until the dance was on the point of ending, when she said, ‘Do not attempt to speak to or approach me again in the course of the night; leave the company as soon as you can, but not abruptly, and God be with you.’

So saying, she turned away from me again and didn't talk to me until the dance was about to finish, when she said, ‘Don't try to speak to me or come near me for the rest of the night; leave the group as soon as you can, but do it calmly, and take care.’

I handed her to her seat, and did not quit the fair palm I held, without expressing my feelings by a gentle pressure. She coloured slightly, and withdrew her hand, but not angrily. Seeing the eyes of Cristal and Mabel sternly fixed on me, I bowed deeply, and withdrew from her; my heart saddening, and my eyes becoming dim in spite of me, as the shifting crowd hid us from each other.

I helped her to her seat and didn’t let go of her hand without showing my feelings through a gentle squeeze. She blushed a little and pulled her hand back, but not in anger. Noticing Cristal and Mabel's intense gaze on me, I bowed deeply and stepped away from her; my heart felt heavy, and my vision blurred despite myself as the moving crowd separated us.

It was my intention to have crept back to my comrade Willie, and resumed my bow with such spirit as I might, although, at the moment, I would have given half my income for an instant’s solitude. But my retreat was cut off by Dame Martin, with the frankness—if it is not an inconsistent phrase-of rustic coquetry, that goes straight up to the point.

It was my aim to sneak back to my buddy Willie and pick up my bow with whatever enthusiasm I could muster, even though at that moment, I would have given up half my income for a moment of solitude. But my escape was blocked by Dame Martin, with the straightforwardness—if that’s not a contradictory term—of country charm that goes straight to the point.

‘Aye, lad, ye seem unco sune weary, to dance sae lightly? Better the nag that ambles a’ the day, than him that makes a brattle for a mile, and then’s dune wi’ the road.’

‘Yeah, kid, you look pretty tired to be dancing so lightly? It's better to be the horse that casually strolls all day than the one that gallops hard for a mile and then is done with the journey.’

This was a fair challenge, and I could not decline accepting it. Besides, I could see Dame Martin was queen of the revels; and so many were the rude and singular figures about me, that I was by no means certain whether I might not need some protection. I seized on her willing hand, and we took our places in the dance, where, if I did not acquit myself with all the accuracy of step and movement which I had before attempted, I at least came up to the expectations of my partner, who said, and almost swore, ‘I was prime at it;’ while, stimulated to her utmost exertions, she herself frisked like a kid, snapped her fingers like castanets, whooped like a Bacchanal, and bounded from the floor like a tennis-ball,—aye, till the colour of her garters was no particular mystery. She made the less secret of this, perhaps, that they were sky-blue, and fringed with silver.

This was a fair challenge, and I couldn’t refuse it. Besides, I could see that Dame Martin was the life of the party; and there were so many strange and wild characters around me that I wasn’t sure if I might need some protection. I took her willing hand, and we joined the dance, where, even if I didn’t perform with the same precision as before, I at least met my partner’s expectations. She said, and almost swore, that I was "great at it," while, pushing herself to the limit, she danced around like a young goat, snapped her fingers like castanets, whooped like a Bacchanal, and bounced off the floor like a tennis ball—oh yes, until the color of her garters was no longer a mystery. She probably didn’t mind revealing that they were sky-blue and trimmed with silver.

The time has been that this would have been special fun; or rather, last night was the only time I can recollect these four years when it would not have been so; yet, at this moment, I cannot tell you how I longed to be rid of Dame Martin. I almost wished she would sprain one of those ‘many-twinkling’ ankles, which served her so alertly; and when, in the midst of her exuberant caprioling, I saw my former partner leaving the apartment, and with eyes, as I thought, turning towards me, this unwillingness to carry on the dance increased to such a point, that I was almost about to feign a sprain or a dislocation myself, in order to put an end to the performance. But there were around me scores of old women, all of whom looked as if they might have some sovereign recipe for such an accident; and, remembering Gil Blas, and his pretended disorder in the robber’s cavern, I thought it as wise to play Dame Martin fair, and dance till she thought proper to dismiss me. What I did I resolved to do strenuously, and in the latter part of the exhibition I cut and sprang from the floor as high and as perpendicularly as Dame Martin herself; and received, I promise you, thunders of applause, for the common people always prefer exertion and agility to grace. At length Dame Martin could dance no more, and, rejoicing at my release, I led her to a seat, and took the privilege of a partner to attend her.

There was a time when this would have been a lot of fun; or rather, last night was the only time in the past four years that I can remember it not being so. Yet at this moment, I can't describe how much I wanted to be done with Dame Martin. I nearly wished she would twist one of those “many-twinkling” ankles that she moved so quickly. When I saw my former partner leaving the room, and I thought they were looking at me, my desire to stop the dance grew so strong that I almost pretended to sprain or dislocate something myself to end the performance. But there were plenty of old women around me, all looking like they might know some special trick for such a mishap. Remembering Gil Blas and his fake injury in the robber's den, I thought it best to keep up appearances with Dame Martin and dance until she decided to let me go. What I did, I committed to doing wholeheartedly, and by the end of the show, I jumped and leaped as high and straight as Dame Martin herself. I promise you, I received thunderous applause because the average person always values effort and agility over grace. Finally, Dame Martin could dance no more, and thrilled to be free, I led her to a seat and took the liberty of attending to her as her partner.

‘Hegh, sirs,’ exclaimed Dame Martin, ‘I am sair forfoughen! Troth! callant, I think ye hae been amaist the death o’ me.’

‘Oh, gentlemen,’ exclaimed Dame Martin, ‘I am so exhausted! Honestly! young man, I think you’ve nearly caused my death.’

I could only atone for the alleged offence by fetching her some refreshment, of which she readily partook.

I could only make up for the supposed offense by getting her some snacks, which she readily enjoyed.

‘I have been lucky in my partners,’ I said, ‘first that pretty young lady, and then you, Mrs. Martin.’

‘I’ve been fortunate with my partners,’ I said, ‘first that beautiful young woman, and then you, Mrs. Martin.’

‘Hout wi’ your fleeching,’ said Dame Martin. ‘Gae wa—gae wa, lad; dinna blaw in folk’s lugs that gate; me and Miss Lilias even’d thegither! Na, na, lad—od, she is maybe four or five years younger than the like o’ me,—bye and attour her gentle havings.’

‘Quit your flattering,’ said Dame Martin. ‘Go away—go away, boy; don’t whisper sweet nothings in people’s ears like that; Miss Lilias and I are just fine together! No, no, boy—wow, she’s probably four or five years younger than someone like me, even with her gentle nature.’

‘She is the laird’s daughter?’ said I, in as careless a tone of inquiry as I could assume.

‘Is she the laird’s daughter?’ I asked, using the most casual tone I could manage.

‘His daughter, man? Na, na, only his niece—and sib aneugh to him, I think.’

‘His daughter, man? No, no, just his niece—and close enough to him, I think.’

‘Aye, indeed,’ I replied; ‘I thought she had borne his name?’

‘Yeah, that’s right,’ I replied; ‘I thought she had his last name?’

‘She bears her ain name, and that’s Lilias.’

‘She carries her own name, and that’s Lilias.’

‘And has she no other name?’ asked I.

'Does she not have another name?' I asked.

‘What needs she another till she gets a gudeman?’ answered my Thetis, a little miffed perhaps—to use the women’s phrase—that I turned the conversation upon my former partner, rather than addressed it to herself.

‘Why does she need another until she finds a good man?’ replied my Thetis, a bit annoyed perhaps—to use the women's phrase—that I shifted the conversation to my former partner instead of talking about her.

There was a little pause, which was interrupted by Dame Martin observing, ‘They are standing up again.’

There was a brief pause, which was broken by Dame Martin saying, ‘They’re standing up again.’

‘True,’ said I, having no mind to renew my late violent CAPRIOLE, and I must go help old Willie.’

‘True,’ I said, not wanting to repeat my recent wild leap, ‘and I need to go help old Willie.’

Ere I could extricate myself, I heard poor Thetis address herself to a sort of merman in a jacket of seaman’s blue, and a pair of trousers (whose hand, by the way, she had rejected at an earlier part of the evening) and intimate that she was now disposed to take a trip.

Ere I could get free, I heard poor Thetis talking to a kind of merman in a sailor's blue jacket and trousers (whose hand, by the way, she had turned down earlier that evening) and hinting that she was now willing to go on a trip.

‘Trip away, then, dearie,’ said the vindictive man of the waters, without offering his hand; ‘there,’ pointing to the floor, ‘is a roomy berth for you.’

‘Go away, then, dearie,’ said the spiteful man of the waters, without extending his hand; ‘there,’ pointing to the floor, ‘is a spacious spot for you.’

Certain I had made one enemy, and perhaps two, I hastened to my original seat beside Willie, and began to handle my bow. But I could see that my conduct had made an unfavourable impression; the words, ‘flory conceited chap,’—‘hafflins gentle,’ and at length, the still more alarming epithet of ‘spy,’ began to be buzzed about, and I was heartily glad when the apparition of Sam’s visage at the door, who was already possessed of and draining a can of punch, gave me assurance that my means of retreat were at hand. I intimated as much to Willie, who probably had heard more of the murmurs of the company than I had, for he whispered, ‘Aye, aye,—awa wi’ ye—ower lang here—slide out canny—dinna let them see ye are on the tramp.’

Sure that I had made one enemy, and maybe two, I rushed back to my original seat next to Willie and started to handle my bow. But I could tell that my actions had left a bad impression; the phrases, ‘pretentious jerk,’—‘half-hearted gentleman,’ and eventually, the even more alarming label of ‘spy,’ started to circulate. I was really relieved when Sam’s face appeared at the door, already holding and sipping on a can of punch, confirming that my way out was ready. I mentioned this to Willie, who probably had caught more of the whispers in the crowd than I had, because he quietly said, ‘Yeah, yeah—get out of here—been here too long—sneak out quietly—don’t let them see you’re trying to leave.’

I slipped half a guinea into the old man’s hand, who answered, ‘Truts pruts! nonsense but I ‘se no refuse, trusting ye can afford it. Awa wi’ ye—and if ony body stops ye, cry on me.’

I slipped half a guinea into the old man’s hand, and he replied, ‘Nonsense! But I won’t refuse it, trusting that you can afford it. Go on—and if anyone stops you, just call for me.’

I glided, by his advice, along the room as if looking for a partner, joined Sam, whom I disengaged with some difficulty from his can, and we left the cottage together in a manner to attract the least possible observation. The horses were tied in a neighbouring shed, and as the moon was up, and I was now familiar with the road, broken and complicated as it is, we soon reached the Shepherd’s Bush, where the old landlady was sitting up waiting for us, under some anxiety of mind, to account for which she did not hesitate to tell me that some folks had gone to Brokenburn from her house, or neighbouring towns, that did not come so safe back again. ‘Wandering Willie,’ she said, ‘was doubtless a kind of protection.’

I moved through the room as he suggested, pretending to look for a partner, joined Sam, who I had a bit of trouble pulling away from his drink, and we left the cottage together trying to draw as little attention as possible. The horses were tied up in a nearby shed, and since the moon was out and I was now familiar with the rough and complicated road, we quickly reached Shepherd’s Bush, where the old landlady was anxiously waiting for us. She didn’t hesitate to tell me that some people had gone to Brokenburn from her place or nearby towns and didn’t make it back safely. “Wandering Willie,” she said, “was probably a kind of protection.”

Here Willie’s wife, who was smoking in the chimney corner, took up the praises of her ‘hinnie,’ as she called him, and endeavoured to awaken my generosity afresh, by describing the dangers from which, as she was pleased to allege, her husband’s countenance had assuredly been the means of preserving me. I was not, however, to be fooled out of more money at this time, and went to bed in haste, full of vanous cogitations.

Here Willie’s wife, who was sitting by the fireplace with a cigarette, started talking about how great her ‘hinnie,’ as she called him, was and tried to spark my generosity again by mentioning the dangers that, according to her, her husband’s face had definitely saved me from. I wasn’t going to be tricked into giving her more money this time, so I hurried to bed, filled with various thoughts.

I have since spent a couple of days betwixt Mount Sharon and this place, and betwixt reading, writing to thee this momentous history, forming plans for seeing the lovely Lilias, and—partly, I think, for the sake of contradiction—angling a little in spite of Joshua’a scruples—though I am rather liking the amusement better as I begin to have some success in it.

I have spent a couple of days between Mount Sharon and here, reading, writing you this significant history, making plans to see the lovely Lilias, and—partly, I think, just to go against Joshua’s scruples—fishing a bit, even though I’m starting to enjoy it more now that I’m having some success.

And now, my dearest Alan, you are in full possession of my secret—let me as frankly into the recesses of your bosom. How do you feel towards this fair ignis fatuus, this lily of the desert? Tell me honestly; for however the recollection of her may haunt my own mind, my love for Alan Fairford surpasses the love of woman, I know, too, that when you DO love, it will be to

And now, my dear Alan, you know my secret completely—let me also know what’s in your heart. How do you feel about this elusive dream, this desert flower? Be honest with me; because even though thoughts of her may linger in my mind, my love for Alan Fairford is greater than the love a woman can have. I also know that when you do love, it will be to

  Love once and love no more.
  Love once and love no more.

A deep-consuming passion, once kindled in a breast so steady as yours, would never be extinguished but with life. I am of another and more volatile temper, and though I shall open your next with a trembling hand and uncertain heart, yet let it bring a frank confession that this fair unknown has made a deeper impression on your gravity than you reckoned for, and you will see I can tear the arrow from my own wound, barb and all. In the meantime, though I have formed schemes once more to see her, I will, you may rely on it, take no step for putting them into practice. I have refrained from this hitherto, and I give you my word of honour, I shall continue to do so; yet why should you need any further assurance from one who is so entirely yours as D.L.

A deep, all-consuming passion, once ignited in someone as steady as you, would never be extinguished except with life. I have a different and more unpredictable temperament, and while I may open your next letter with a shaky hand and uncertain heart, let it contain a heartfelt confession that this beautiful stranger has made a bigger impact on your seriousness than you realized, and you’ll see I can pull the arrow from my own wound, barbs and all. In the meantime, although I’ve made plans to see her again, I promise you I won’t take any steps to put them into action. I’ve held back from doing this so far, and I give you my word of honor, I will continue to do so; yet why should you need any more reassurance from someone who is so completely yours as D.L.

PS.—I shall be on thorns till I receive your answer. I read, and re-read your letter, and cannot for my soul discover what your real sentiments are. Sometimes I think you write of her as one in jest—and sometimes I think that cannot be. Put me at ease as soon as possible.

PS.—I'll be on edge until I get your reply. I've read and re-read your letter and can't for the life of me figure out what your true feelings are. Sometimes I think you're joking about her, and other times I think that's not possible. Please set my mind at rest as soon as you can.





LETTER XIII

ALAN FAIRFORD TO DARSIE LATIMER

I write on the instant, as you direct; and in a tragi-comic humour, for I have a tear in my eye and a smile on my cheek. Dearest Darsie, sure never a being but yourself could be so generous—sure never a being but yourself could be so absurd! I remember when you were a boy you wished to make your fine new whip a present to old Aunt Peggy, merely because she admired it; and now, with like unreflecting and inappropriate liberality, you would resign your beloved to a smoke-dried young sophister, who cares not one of the hairs which it is his occupation to split, for all the daughters of Eve. I in love with your Lilias—your Green Mantle—your unknown enchantress!—why I scarce saw her for five minutes, and even then only the tip of her chin was distinctly visible. She was well made, and the tip of her chin was of a most promising cast for the rest of the face; but, Heaven save you! she came upon business! and for a lawyer to fall in love with a pretty client on a single consultation, would be as wise as if he became enamoured of a particularly bright sunbeam which chanced for a moment to gild his bar-wig. I give you my word I am heart-whole and moreover, I assure you, that before I suffer a woman to sit near my heart’s core, I must see her full face, without mask or mantle, aye, and know a good deal of her mind into the bargain. So never fret yourself on my account, my kind and generous Darsie; but, for your own sake, have a care and let not an idle attachment, so lightly taken up, lead you into serious danger.

I’m writing this right now, as you requested, and I have a mix of emotions—tears in my eyes and a smile on my face. Dearest Darsie, I don’t think anyone but you could be so generous—or so absurd! I remember when you were a boy, you wanted to give your new whip to old Aunt Peggy just because she liked it; and now, with similar thoughtlessness, you’re willing to give up your beloved to a smoke-dried young know-it-all who doesn’t care about anything except splitting hairs, not even for all the daughters of Eve. I’m in love with your Lilias—your Green Mantle—your unknown enchantress!—but honestly, I hardly saw her for more than five minutes, and even then I only caught a glimpse of her chin. She was well-proportioned, and the shape of her chin suggests great things for the rest of her face; but good heavens! she was there for business! For a lawyer to fall in love with a pretty client after just one consultation would be as foolish as being infatuated with a fleeting sunbeam that happens to brighten his wig for a second. I promise you, I’m completely free of love, and I assure you that before I let any woman get close to my heart, I need to see her full face, without any disguise, and understand quite a bit about her thoughts too. So don’t worry about me, my kind and generous Darsie; but for your own sake, be careful and don’t let a casual crush lead you into a serious mess.

On this subject I feel so apprehensive, that now when I am decorated with the honours of the gown, I should have abandoned my career at the very starting to come to you, but for my father having contrived to clog my heels with fetters of a professional nature. I will tell you the matter at length, for it is comical enough; and why should not you list to my juridical adventures, as well as I to those of your fiddling knight-errantry?

On this topic, I feel so anxious that now, even though I’m wearing this gown and all its honors, I would have given up my career right from the start to be with you, if my father hadn’t managed to tie me down with professional obligations. I’ll explain everything in detail, since it’s quite amusing; and why shouldn’t you listen to my legal escapades just as I listen to your stories of chivalrous adventures?

It was after dinner, and I was considering how I might best introduce to my father the private resolution I had formed to set off for Dumfriesshire, or whether I had not better run away at once, and plead my excuse by letter, when, assuming the peculiar look with which he communicates any of his intentions respecting me, that he suspects may not be altogether acceptable, ‘Alan,’ he said, ‘ye now wear a gown—ye have opened shop, as we would say of a more mechanical profession; and, doubtless, ye think the floor of the courts is strewed with guineas, and that ye have only to stoop down to gather them?’

It was after dinner, and I was thinking about how to tell my father about my plan to head to Dumfriesshire, or if I should just run away right now and write him a letter to explain later. Just then, he took on that specific look he gets when he wants to share something with me that he thinks I might not take well. “Alan,” he said, “you’re wearing a gown now—you’ve set up shop, as we might say in a trade; and I’m sure you think the courtroom floor is covered in guineas, just waiting for you to bend down and pick them up?”

‘I hope I am sensible, sir,’ I replied, ‘that I have some knowledge and practice to acquire, and must stoop for that in the first place.’

‘I hope I'm practical, sir,’ I replied, ‘that I have some knowledge and skills to gain, and I need to humble myself for that in the first place.’

‘It is well said,’ answered my father; and, always afraid to give too much encouragement, added, ‘Very well said, if it be well acted up to—Stoop to get knowledge and practice is the very word. Ye know very well, Alan, that in the other faculty who study the ARS MEDENDI, before the young doctor gets to the bedsides of palaces, he must, as they call it, walk the hospitals; and cure Lazarus of his sores, before he be admitted to prescribe for Dives, when he has gout or indigestion’—

“It’s well said,” my father replied, and, always cautious about giving too much encouragement, he added, “Very well said, if it’s followed through—Lower yourself to gain knowledge and practice is the essential idea. You know very well, Alan, that in the other profession studying the ART OF HEALING, before the young doctor reaches the bedside of the wealthy, he must, as they say, walk the hospitals; and heal Lazarus of his sores, before he’s allowed to treat Dives when he has gout or indigestion.”

‘I am aware, sir, that’—

“I know, sir, that” —

‘Whisht—do not interrupt the court. Well—also the chirurgeons have a useful practice, by which they put their apprentices and tyrones to work; upon senseless dead bodies, to which, as they can do no good, so they certainly can do as little harm; while at the same time the tyro, or apprentice, gains experience, and becomes fit to whip off a leg or arm from a living subject, as cleanly as ye would slice an onion.’

‘Shh—don’t interrupt the court. Well—also, the surgeons have a practical approach where they put their apprentices and beginners to work; on lifeless bodies, which, since they can’t do any good, also can’t do any harm. At the same time, the beginner or apprentice gains experience and becomes capable of removing a leg or arm from a living person just as easily as you would slice an onion.’

‘I believe I guess your meaning, sir,’ answered I; ‘and were it not for a very particular engagement’—

‘I think I understand what you mean, sir,’ I replied; ‘and if it weren't for a very specific commitment—’

‘Do not speak to me of engagements; but whisht—there is a good lad—and do not interrupt the court.’

‘Don’t talk to me about engagements; but hush—there’s a good guy—and don’t interrupt the court.’

My father, you know, is apt—be it said with all filial duty—to be a little prolix in his harangues. I had nothing for it but to lean back and listen.

My father, as I should dutifully mention, can be a bit long-winded in his speeches. I had no choice but to lean back and listen.

‘Maybe you think, Alan, because I have, doubtless, the management of some actions in dependence, whilk my worthy clients have intrusted me with, that I may think of airting them your way INSTANTER; and so setting you up in practice, so far as my small business or influence may go; and, doubtless, Alan, that is a day whilk I hope may come round. But then, before I give, as the proverb hath it, “My own fish-guts to my own sea-maws,” I must, for the sake of my own character, be very sure that my sea-maw can pick them to some purpose. What say ye?’

‘Maybe you think, Alan, that since I manage some actions that my respectable clients have entrusted to me, I could send them your way instantly and help you get started in your practice, as much as my small business or influence allows. And, of course, Alan, that's a day I hope will come. But before I invest in you, as the saying goes, “throwing my own fish guts to my own seagulls,” I need to be absolutely sure that my seagull can make good use of them. What do you think?’

‘I am so far,’ answered I, ‘from wishing to get early into practice, sir, that I would willingly bestow a few days’—

‘I am so far,’ I replied, ‘from wanting to start practice early, sir, that I would gladly spend a few days—’

‘In further study, ye would say, Alan. But that is not the way either—ye must walk the hospitals—ye must cure Lazarus—ye must cut and carve on a departed subject, to show your skill.’

‘In further study, you would say, Alan. But that’s not the way either—you must walk through the hospitals—you must heal Lazarus—you must dissect a deceased subject to demonstrate your skill.’

‘I am sure,’ I replied, ‘I will undertake the cause of any poor man with pleasure, and bestow as much pains upon it as if it were a duke’s; but for the next two or three days’—

‘I’m sure,’ I replied, ‘I’ll take on the cause of any poor man with pleasure, and put in as much effort as if it were for a duke; but for the next two or three days’—

‘They must be devoted to close study, Alan—very close study indeed; for ye must stand primed for a hearing, IN PRESENTIA DOMINORUM, upon Tuesday next.’

‘They need to be fully committed to intense study, Alan—really intense study; because you need to be ready for a hearing, IN PRESENTIA DOMINORUM, this coming Tuesday.’

‘I, sir?’ I replied in astonishment—‘I have not opened my mouth in the Outer House yet!’

‘I, sir?’ I replied in shock—‘I haven't said a word in the Outer House yet!’

‘Never mind the court of the Gentiles, man,’ said my father; ‘we will have you into the Sanctuary at once—over shoes, over boots.’

‘Forget about the court of the Gentiles, man,’ my father said; ‘we’ll get you into the Sanctuary right away—over shoes, over boots.’

‘But, sir, I should really spoil any cause thrust on me so hastily.’

‘But, sir, I would really mess up any task handed to me so quickly.’

‘Ye cannot spoil it, Alan,’ said my father, rubbing his hands with much complacency; ‘that is the very cream of the business, man—it is just, as I said before, a subject upon whilk all the TYRONES have been trying their whittles for fifteen years; and as there have been about ten or a dozen agents concerned, and each took his own way, the case is come to that pass, that Stair or Amiston could not mend it; and I do not think even you, Alan, can do it much harm—ye may get credit by it, but ye can lose none.’

“You can’t ruin it, Alan,” my father said, rubbing his hands with satisfaction. “That’s the very essence of the business, man—it’s exactly, as I mentioned before, a topic that all the TYRONES have been attempting to tackle for fifteen years; and since about ten or twelve agents have been involved, each taking their own approach, the situation has reached a point where neither Stair nor Amiston could improve it; and I don’t believe even you, Alan, can do it much damage—you might gain some recognition from it, but you won’t lose anything.”

‘And pray what is the name of my happy client, sir?’ said I, ungraciously enough, I believe.

‘And may I ask what the name of my happy client is, sir?’ I said, rather rudely, I believe.

‘It is a well-known name in the Parliament House,’ replied my father. ‘To say the truth, I expect him every moment; it is Peter Peebles.’ [See Note 4.]

‘It’s a well-known name in the Parliament House,’ my father replied. ‘To be honest, I expect him any minute now; it’s Peter Peebles.’ [See Note 4.]

‘Peter Peebles!’ exclaimed I, in astonishment; ‘he is an insane beggar—as poor as Job, and as mad as a March hare!’

‘Peter Peebles!’ I exclaimed in shock. ‘He’s a crazy beggar—broke as can be, and as mad as a March hare!’

‘He has been pleaing in the court for fifteen years,’ said my father, in a tone of commiseration, which seemed to acknowledge that this fact was enough to account for the poor man’s condition both in mind and circumstances.

‘He has been pleading in court for fifteen years,’ said my father, in a tone of sympathy, which seemed to recognize that this fact was enough to explain the poor man’s state of mind and situation.

‘Besides, sir,’ I added, ‘he is on the Poor’s Roll; and you know there are advocates regularly appointed to manage those cases; and for me to presume to interfere’—

‘Besides, sir,’ I added, ‘he is on the Poor’s Roll; and you know there are advocates regularly appointed to handle those cases; and for me to assume to interfere’—

‘Whisht, Alan!—never interrupt the court—all THAT is managed for ye like a tee’d ball’ (my father sometimes draws his similes from his once favourite game of golf); ‘you must know, Alan, that Peter’s cause was to have been opened by young Dumtoustie—ye may ken the lad, a son of Dumtoustie of that ilk, member of Parliament for the county of—, and a nephew of the laird’s younger brother, worthy Lord Bladderskate, whilk ye are aware sounds as like being akin to a peatship [Formerly, a lawyer, supposed to be under the peculiar patronage of any particular judge, was invidiously termed his PEAT or PET.] and a sheriffdom, as a sieve is sib to a riddle. Now, Peter Drudgeit, my lord’s clerk, came to me this morning in the House, like ane bereft of his wits; for it seems that young Dumtoustie is ane of the Poor’s lawyers, and Peter Peebles’s process had been remitted to him of course. But so soon as the harebrained goose saw the pokes [Process-bags.] (as indeed, Alan, they are none of the least) he took fright, called for his nag, lap on, and away to the country is he gone; and so? said Peter, my lord is at his wit’s end wi’ vexation, and shame, to see his nevoy break off the course at the very starting. “I’ll tell you, Peter,” said I, “were I my lord, and a friend or kinsman of mine should leave the town while the court was sitting, that kinsman, or be he what he liked, should never darken my door again.” And then, Alan, I thought to turn the ball our own way; and I said that you were a gey sharp birkie, just off the irons, and if it would oblige my lord, and so forth, you would open Peter’s cause on Tuesday, and make some handsome apology for the necessary absence of your learned friend, and the loss which your client and the court had sustained, and so forth. Peter lap at the proposition like a cock at a grossart; for, he said, the only chance was to get a new hand, that did not ken the charge he was taking upon him; for there was not a lad of two sessions’ standing that was not dead-sick of Peter Peebles and his cause; and he advised me to break the matter gently to you at the first; but I told him you were, a good bairn, Alan, and had no will and pleasure in these matters but mine.’

“Quiet down, Alan!—never interrupt the court—all of that is set up for you like a teed ball” (my father sometimes compares things to his once favorite game of golf); “you should know, Alan, that Peter’s case was supposed to be opened by young Dumtoustie—you might know the kid, he’s the son of Dumtoustie of that ilk, a member of Parliament for the county of—, and a nephew of the laird’s younger brother, the respectable Lord Bladderskate, which, as you know, sounds pretty much like being related to a peat ship [Formerly, a lawyer, thought to be under the special influence of a particular judge, was scornfully referred to as his PEAT or PET.] and a sheriff’s position, as closely as a sieve connects to a riddle. Now, Peter Drudgeit, my lord’s clerk, came to me this morning in the House, looking completely dazed; it seems that young Dumtoustie is one of the Poor’s lawyers, and Peter Peebles’s case had been assigned to him as usual. But as soon as the foolish guy saw the bags [Process-bags.] (which, Alan, are quite important), he panicked, called for his horse, jumped on, and took off to the countryside; and so? said Peter, my lord is at his wits’ end with frustration and embarrassment, seeing his nephew bail out of the case right at the start. “I’ll tell you, Peter,” I said, “if I were my lord, and a friend or relative of mine left town while the court was in session, that relative, or whoever they may be, would never set foot in my home again.” And then, Alan, I thought to steer things in our favor; I said that you were quite sharp, fresh off the irons, and if it would please my lord, you would take on Peter’s case on Tuesday, and offer a sincere apology for the necessary absence of your learned friend, and the loss to your client and the court, and so on. Peter jumped at the idea like a rooster after grain; he said the only chance was to get a new hand, someone who didn’t understand the responsibility he was taking on; because there wasn’t a guy with two sessions of experience who wasn’t completely fed up with Peter Peebles and his case; and he suggested I break the news to you gently at first, but I told him you were a good kid, Alan, and didn’t have any interest in these matters except for mine.”

What could I say, Darsie, in answer to this arrangement, so very well meant—so very vexatious at the same time? To imitate the defection and flight of young Dumtoustie, was at once to destroy my father’s hopes of me for ever; nay, such is the keenness with which he regards all connected with his profession, it might have been a step to breaking his heart. I was obliged, therefore, to bow in sad acquiescence, when my father called to James Wilkinson to bring the two bits of pokes he would find on his table.

What could I say, Darsie, in response to this plan, which was so well-intentioned yet so frustrating at the same time? To mimic the defection and escape of young Dumtoustie would completely ruin my father's hopes for me forever; in fact, given how much he cares about everything related to his profession, it could have been a step toward breaking his heart. So, I had no choice but to sadly accept when my father called to James Wilkinson to bring the two pieces of poke he would find on his table.

Exit James, and presently re-enters, bending under the load of two huge leathern bags, full of papers to the brim, and labelled on the greasy backs with the magic impress of the clerks of court, and the title, PEEBLES AGAINST PLAINSTANES. This huge mass was deposited on the table, and my father, with no ordinary glee in his countenance, began to draw out; the various bundles of papers, secured by none of your red tape or whipcord, but stout, substantial casts of tarred rope, such as might have held small craft at their moorings.

Exit James, and soon he comes back in, struggling with two huge leather bags stuffed to the brim with papers, their greasy backs stamped with the distinctive marks of the court clerks, and the title, PEEBLES AGAINST PLAINSTANES. He set this massive load down on the table, and my father, with a big smile on his face, started pulling out the different bundles of papers, held together not by flimsy red tape or string, but by sturdy, thick pieces of tarred rope, like those used to secure small boats at anchor.

I made a last and desperate effort to get rid of the impending job. ‘I am really afraid, sir, that this case seems so much complicated, and there is so little time to prepare, that we had better move the court to supersede it till next session.’

I made a final, desperate attempt to avoid the upcoming job. ‘I’m really worried, sir, that this case is so complicated and we have so little time to prepare that we should ask the court to postpone it until the next session.’

‘How, sir?—how, Alan?’ said my father—‘Would you approbate and reprobate, sir? You have accepted the poor man’s cause, and if you have not his fee in your pocket, it is because he has none to give you; and now would you approbate and reprobate in the same breath of your mouth? Think of your oath of office, Alan, and your duty to your father, my dear boy.’

‘How, sir?—how, Alan?’ said my father—‘Would you support and condemn at the same time? You’ve taken on the poor man’s case, and if you don’t have his fee in your pocket, it’s because he can’t pay you; and now you want to support and condemn in the same breath? Consider your oath of office, Alan, and your responsibility to your father, my dear boy.’

Once more, what could I say? I saw from my father’s hurried and alarmed manner, that nothing could vex him so much as failing in the point he had determined to carry, and once more intimated my readiness to do my best, under every disadvantage.

Once again, what could I say? I could tell from my father’s hurried and anxious behavior that nothing would upset him more than not succeeding in what he had set out to achieve, so I made it clear again that I was ready to do my best, despite all the challenges.

‘Well, well, my boy,’ said my father, ‘the Lord will make your days long in the land, for the honour you have given to your father’s grey hairs. You may find wiser advisers, Alan, but none that can wish you better.’

‘Well, well, my boy,’ said my father, ‘the Lord will grant you long days in the land for the respect you’ve shown to your father’s gray hairs. You might find wiser advisors, Alan, but none who can wish you well like I do.’

My father, you know, does not usually give way to expressions of affection, and they are interesting in proportion to their rarity. My eyes began to fill at seeing his glisten; and my delight at having given him such sensible gratification would have been unmixed but for the thoughts of you. These out of the question, I could have grappled with the bags, had they been as large as corn-sacks. But, to turn what was grave into farce, the door opened, and Wilkinson ushered in Peter Peebles.

My dad, as you know, isn’t someone who usually shows affection, and that makes those moments feel special because they’re so rare. I could feel tears filling my eyes when I saw his sparkle; my happiness at giving him such genuine joy would have been perfect if it weren't for thoughts of you. If I had set those aside, I could have tackled the bags, even if they were as big as grain sacks. But, to turn something serious into a joke, the door swung open, and Wilkinson brought in Peter Peebles.

You must have seen this original, Darsie, who, like others in the same predicament, continues to haunt the courts of justice, where he has made shipwreck of time, means, and understanding. Such insane paupers have sometimes seemed to me to resemble wrecks lying upon the shoals on the Goodwin Sands, or in Yarmouth Roads, warning other vessels to keep aloof from the banks on which they have been lost; or rather, such ruined clients are like scarecrows and potato-bogies, distributed through the courts to scare away fools from the scene of litigation.

You must have seen this original, Darsie, who, like others in the same situation, keeps haunting the courts of justice, where he has wasted time, money, and understanding. These unfortunate individuals sometimes remind me of shipwrecks lying on the sands of Goodwin or in Yarmouth Roads, warning other vessels to steer clear of the spots where they have sunk; or rather, these ruined clients are like scarecrows and potato-bogies set up in the courts to frighten off fools from the process of litigation.

The identical Peter wears a huge greatcoat threadbare and patched itself, yet carefully so disposed and secured by what buttons remain, and many supplementary pins, as to conceal the still more infirm state of his under garments. The shoes and stockings of a ploughman were, however, seen to meet at his knees with a pair of brownish, blackish breeches; a rusty-coloured handkerchief, that has been black in its day, surrounded his throat, and was an apology for linen. His hair, half grey, half black, escaped in elf-locks around a huge wig, made of tow, as it seemed to me, and so much shrunk that it stood up on the very top of his head; above which he plants, when covered, an immense cocked hat, which, like the chieftain’s banner in an ancient battle, may be seen any sederunt day betwixt nine and ten, high towering above all the fluctuating and changeful scene in the Outer House, where his eccentricities often make him the centre of a group of petulant and teasing boys, who exercise upon him every art of ingenious torture. His countenance, originally that of a portly, comely burgess, is now emaciated with poverty and anxiety, and rendered wild by an insane lightness about the eyes; a withered and blighted skin and complexion; features begrimed with snuff, charged with the self-importance peculiar to insanity; and a habit of perpetually speaking to himself. Such was my unfortunate client; and I must allow, Darsie, that my profession had need to do a great deal of good, if, as is much to be feared, it brings many individuals to such a pass.

The same Peter wears a huge, tattered greatcoat that’s worn out and patched up, but it’s carefully arranged and secured with whatever buttons are left, along with many extra pins, to hide the even more worn state of his undergarments. His shoes and stockings, typical of a ploughman, meet at his knees with a pair of brownish-black breeches. A once-black, rusty-colored handkerchief serves as a makeshift collar around his neck. His hair, half gray and half black, spills out in messy tufts around a large, worn wig that looks like it’s made of straw and is so shrunken that it sticks up on the very top of his head; on top of that, he wears a massive cocked hat that’s visible like a chieftain’s banner in an old battle, towering over everything else during the busy hours between nine and ten in the Outer House, where his quirks often make him the center of attention for a group of playful boys who tease him relentlessly. His face, once that of a robust and attractive townsman, is now gaunt from poverty and worry, with wild, crazed eyes; a dry and unhealthy complexion; features smeared with snuff; an air of importance typical of madness; and a habit of constantly muttering to himself. That was my unfortunate client, and I must admit, Darsie, that my profession needs to do a lot of good if it, as is sadly the case, drives many individuals to such a state.

After we had been, with a good deal of form, presented to each other, at which time I easily saw by my father’s manner that he was desirous of supporting Peter’s character in my eyes, as much as circumstances would permit, ‘Alan,’ he said, ‘this is the gentleman who has agreed to accept of you as his counsel, in place of young Dumtoustie.’

After we had been properly introduced to each other, I could easily tell by my father's demeanor that he wanted to uphold Peter's reputation in my eyes as much as possible. "Alan," he said, "this is the gentleman who has agreed to have you as his advisor instead of young Dumtoustie."

‘Entirely out of favour to my old acquaintance your father, said Peter. with a benign and patronizing countenance, ‘out of respect to your father, and my old intimacy with Lord Bladderskate. Otherwise, by the REGIAM MAJESTATEM! I would have presented a petition and complaint against Daniel Dumtoustie, Advocate, by name and surname—I would, by all the practiques!—I know the forms of process; and I am not to be triffled with.’

“Totally out of favor with my old friend your dad,” said Peter, with a friendly and condescending smile, “out of respect for your father and my long-term relationship with Lord Bladderskate. Otherwise, I swear I would have filed a formal complaint against Daniel Dumtoustie, Advocate, by name—I definitely would!—I know the legal procedures; and I won’t be messed with.”

My father here interrupted my client, and reminded him that there was a good deal of business to do, as he proposed to give the young counsel an outline of the state of the conjoined process, with a view to letting him into the merits of the cause, disencumbered from the points of form. ‘I have made a short abbreviate, Mr. Peebles,’ said he; ‘having sat up late last night, and employed much of this morning in wading through these papers, to save Alan some trouble, and I am now about to state the result.’

My father interrupted my client and reminded him that there was a lot of business to take care of, as he intended to give the young lawyer an overview of the combined case, aiming to clarify the main issues without getting stuck on technicalities. “I’ve prepared a brief summary, Mr. Peebles,” he said, “having stayed up late last night and spent much of this morning going through these documents to save Alan some effort, and I’m now ready to share the findings.”

‘I will state it myself,’ said Peter, breaking in without reverence upon his solicitor.

'I’ll say it myself,' Peter said, interrupting his lawyer without any respect.

‘No, by no means,’ said my father; ‘I am your agent for the time.’

‘No, not at all,’ my father said; ‘I’m your agent for now.’

‘Mine eleventh in number,’ said Peter; ‘I have a new one every year; I wish I could get a new coat as regularly.’

'My eleventh one,' said Peter; 'I get a new one every year; I wish I could get a new coat as regularly.'

‘Your agent for the time,’ resumed my father; ‘and you, who are acquainted with the forms, know that the client states the cause to the agent—the agent to the counsel’—

‘Your agent for the time,’ my father continued; ‘and you, who know the procedures, understand that the client tells the agent the reason—the agent tells the counsel’—

‘The counsel to the Lord Ordinary,’ continued Peter, once set a-going, like the peal of an alarm clock, ‘the Ordinary to the Inner House, the President to the Bench. It is just like the rope to the man, the man to the ox, the ox to the water, the water to the fire’—

‘The advice to the Lord Ordinary,’ continued Peter, once he got started, like the ringing of an alarm clock, ‘the Ordinary to the Inner House, the President to the Bench. It's just like the rope to the man, the man to the ox, the ox to the water, the water to the fire’—

‘Hush, for Heaven’s sake, Mr. Peebles,’ said my father, cutting his recitation short; ‘time wears on—we must get to business—you must not interrupt the court, you know.—Hem, hem! From this abbreviate it appears’—

‘Hush, for Heaven’s sake, Mr. Peebles,’ my father said, interrupting his reading; ‘time is passing—we need to get to the point—you can’t interrupt the court, you know.—Ahem! From this summary, it seems’—

‘Before you begin,’ said Peter Peebles ‘I’ll thank you to order me a morsel of bread and cheese, or some cauld meat, or broth, or the like alimentary provision; I was so anxious to see your son, that I could not eat a mouthful of dinner.’

‘Before you start,’ said Peter Peebles, ‘I’d appreciate it if you could get me a bit of bread and cheese, or some cold meat, or broth, or something like that to eat; I was so eager to see your son that I couldn’t eat a single bite of dinner.’

Heartily glad, I believe, to have so good a chance of stopping his client’s mouth effectually, my father ordered some cold meat; to which James Wilkinson, for the honour of the house, was about to add the brandy bottle, which remained on the sideboard, but, at a wink from my father, supplied its place with small beer. Peter charged the provisions with the rapacity of a famished lion; and so well did the diversion engage him, that though, while my father stated the case, he looked at him repeatedly, as if he meant to interrupt his statement, yet he always found more agreeable employment for his mouth, and returned to the cold beef with an avidity which convinced me he had not had such an opportunity for many a day of satiating his appetite. Omitting much formal phraseology, and many legal details, I will endeavour to give you, in exchange for your fiddler’s tale, the history of a litigant, or rather, the history of his lawsuit.

Feeling genuinely happy to have such a great opportunity to silence his client for good, my father ordered some cold meat. James Wilkinson, wanting to uphold the reputation of the house, was about to add the brandy bottle that was sitting on the sideboard, but at a glance from my father, he replaced it with small beer. Peter loaded up on the food like a starving lion; he was so absorbed in this distraction that even though he kept glancing at my father as if he wanted to interrupt him, he always found something more enjoyable to do with his mouth, returning to the cold beef with a hunger that made it clear he hadn’t had a chance to satisfy his appetite in a long time. Skipping over a lot of formal language and legal details, I’ll try to share with you, in exchange for your fiddler’s story, the tale of a litigant, or more accurately, the story of his lawsuit.

‘Peter Peebles and Paul Plainstanes,’ said my father, entered into partnership, in the year—, as mercers and linendrapers, in the Luckenbooths, and carried on a great line of business to mutual advantage. But the learned counsel needeth not to be told, SOCIETAS EST MATER DISCORDIARUM, partnership oft makes pleaship. The company being dissolved by mutual consent, in the year—, the affairs had to be wound up, and after certain attempts to settle the matter extra-judicially, it was at last brought into the court, and has branched out into several distinct processes, most of whilk have been conjoined by the Ordinary. It is to the state of these processes that counsel’s attention is particularly directed. There is the original action of Peebles v. Plainstanes, convening him for payment of 3000l., less or more, as alleged balance due by Plainstanes. Secondly, there is a counter action, in which Plainstanes is pursuer and Peebles defender, for 2500l., less or more, being balance alleged per contra, to be due by Peebles. Thirdly, Mr. Peeble’s seventh agent advised an action of Compt and Reckoning at his instance, wherein what balance should prove due on either side might be fairly struck and ascertained. Fourthly, to meet the hypothetical case, that Peebles might be found liable in a balance to Plainstanes, Mr. Wildgoose, Mr. Peebles’s eighth agent, recommended a Multiplepoinding, to bring all parties concerned into the field.’

‘Peter Peebles and Paul Plainstanes,’ my father said, entered into a partnership in the year—, as merchants and linen traders, in the Luckenbooths, and ran a successful business for their mutual benefit. But the legal expert doesn’t need to be reminded, SOCIETAS EST MATER DISCORDIARUM, partnership often leads to disputes. The partnership was dissolved by mutual agreement in the year—, so their affairs had to be settled. After several attempts to resolve things outside of court, the case was eventually brought to court and has split into several distinct processes, most of which have been combined by the Ordinary. Counsel’s attention is specifically directed to the status of these cases. There’s the original case of Peebles v. Plainstanes, where he is being sued for payment of £3000, more or less, which is claimed to be the outstanding balance owed by Plainstanes. Secondly, there’s a counterclaim, where Plainstanes is the pursuer and Peebles is the defender, for £2500, more or less, which is claimed to be the outstanding balance owed by Peebles. Thirdly, Mr. Peebles’s seventh agent suggested bringing a case for Accounting, to determine what balance might be due on either side. Fourthly, to cover the possibility that Peebles could be found liable for a balance owed to Plainstanes, Mr. Wildgoose, Mr. Peebles’s eighth agent, recommended a Multiplepoinding to involve all parties concerned.

My brain was like to turn at this account of lawsuit within lawsuit, like a nest of chip-boxes, with all of which I was expected to make myself acquainted.

My mind was about to spin with this story of lawsuits upon lawsuits, like a stack of nesting boxes, all of which I was supposed to understand.

‘I understand,’ I said, ‘that Mr. Peebles claims a sum of money from Plainstanes—how then can he be his debtor? and if not his debtor, how can he bring a Multiplepoinding, the very summons of which sets forth, that the pursuer does owe certain monies, which he is desirous to pay by warrant of a judge?’ [Multiplepoinding is, I believe, equivalent to what is called in England a case of Double Distress.]

‘I get it,’ I said, ‘that Mr. Peebles is claiming some money from Plainstanes—so how can he owe him money? And if he doesn't owe him anything, how can he file a Multiplepoinding, the very summons of which states that the pursuer owes certain amounts that he wants to pay by order of a judge?’ [Multiplepoinding is, I believe, similar to what is referred to in England as a case of Double Distress.]

‘Ye know little of the matter, I doubt, friend,’ said Mr. Peebles; ‘a Multiplepoinding is the safest REMEDIUM JURIS in the whole; form of process. I have known it conjoined with a declarator of marriage.—Your beef is excellent,’ he said to my father, who in vain endeavoured to resume his legal disquisition; ‘but something highly powdered—and the twopenny is undeniable; but it is small swipes—small swipes—more of hop than malt-with your leave, I’ll try your black bottle.’

"You're not familiar with the situation, I think, friend," Mr. Peebles said. "A Multiplepoinding is the safest legal remedy in the entire process. I've seen it used alongside a declarator of marriage. Your beef is excellent," he told my father, who was unsuccessfully trying to continue his legal discussion. "But something that's heavily spiced—and the two-penny is undeniable; still, it's just a small amount—small amount—more hop than malt—if you don't mind, I’ll have a try of your black bottle."

My father started to help him with his own hand, and in due measure; but, infinitely to my amusement, Peter got possession of the bottle by the neck, and my father’s ideas of hospitality were far too scrupulous to permit his attempting, by any direct means, to redeem it; so that Peter returned to the table triumphant, with his prey in his clutch.

My dad began to help him with his own hands, and in a balanced way; but, much to my amusement, Peter grabbed the bottle by the neck, and my dad’s sense of hospitality was way too proper for him to try to get it back directly. As a result, Peter came back to the table victorious, with his prize in his hands.

‘Better have a wine-glass, Mr. Peebles,’ said my father, in an admonitory tone, ‘you will find it pretty strong.’

‘You should really have a wine glass, Mr. Peebles,’ my father said in a warning tone, ‘you’ll find it quite strong.’

‘If the kirk is ower muckle, we can sing mass in the quire,’ said Peter, helping himself in the goblet out of which he had been drinking the small beer. ‘What is it, usquebaugh?—BRANDY, as I am an honest man! I had almost forgotten the name and taste of brandy. Mr. Fairford elder, your good health’ (a mouthful of brandy), ‘Mr. Alan Fairford, wishing you well through your arduous undertaking’ (another go-down of the comfortable liquor). ‘And now, though you have given a tolerable breviate of this great lawsuit, of whilk everybody has heard something that has walked the boards in the Outer House (here’s to ye again, by way of interim decreet) yet ye have omitted to speak a word of the arrestments.’

‘If the church is too crowded, we can hold the service in the choir,’ said Peter, pouring himself a drink from the goblet he had been using for the small beer. ‘What is this, whiskey?—BRANDY, I swear! I had almost forgotten what brandy is like. Mr. Fairford elder, cheers to your good health’ (a sip of brandy), ‘Mr. Alan Fairford, wishing you the best with your challenging task’ (another gulp of the comforting liquor). ‘And now, even though you've given a pretty decent summary of this big lawsuit, which everyone has heard a bit about from those who have been involved in the Outer House (here’s to you again, as a temporary toast), you haven't mentioned a word about the arrests.’

‘I was just coming to that point, Mr. Peebles.’

‘I was just getting to that point, Mr. Peebles.’

‘Or of the action of suspension of the charge on the bill.’

‘Or the action of suspending the charge on the bill.’

‘I was just coming to that.’

‘I was just getting to that.’

‘Or the advocation of the Sheriff-Court process.’

‘Or the recommendation of the Sheriff-Court process.’

‘I was just coming to it.’

‘I was just getting to it.’

‘As Tweed comes to Melrose, I think,’ said the litigant; and then filling his goblet about a quarter full of brandy, as if in absence of mind, ‘Oh, Mr. Alan Fairford, ye are a lucky man to buckle to such a cause as mine at the very outset! it is like a specimen of all causes, man. By the Regiam, there is not a REMEDIUM JURIS in the practiques but ye’ll find a spice o’t. Here’s to your getting weel through with it—Pshut—I am drinking naked spirits, I think. But if the heathen he ower strong, we’ll christen him with the brewer’ (here he added a little small beer to his beverage, paused, rolled his eyes, winked, and proceeded),—‘Mr. Fairford—the action of assault and battery, Mr. Fairford, when I compelled the villain Plainstanes to pull my nose within two steps of King Charles’s statue, in the Parliament Close—there I had him in a hose-net. Never man could tell me how to shape that process—no counsel that ever selled mind could condescend and say whether it were best to proceed by way of petition and complaint, AD VINDICTAM PUBLICAM, with consent of his Majesty’s advocate, or by action on the statute for battery PENDENTE LITE, whilk would be the winning my plea at once, and so getting a back-door out of court.—By the Regiam, that beef and brandy is unco het at my heart—I maun try the ale again’ (sipped a little beer); ‘and the ale’s but cauld, I maun e’en put in the rest of the brandy.’

‘As Tweed arrives in Melrose, I think,’ said the litigant; and then filling his goblet about a quarter full of brandy, as if lost in thought, ‘Oh, Mr. Alan Fairford, you are a lucky man to take on a case like mine right from the start! It’s like a sample of all cases, really. By the Regiam, there isn’t a REMEDIUM JURIS in the practices that you won’t find a bit of it. Here’s to you getting through it well—Pshut—I think I’m drinking straight spirits. But if the heathen is too strong, we’ll christen him with the brewer’ (here he added a little small beer to his drink, paused, rolled his eyes, winked, and continued),—‘Mr. Fairford—the action of assault and battery, Mr. Fairford, when I forced the scoundrel Plainstanes to pull my nose within two steps of King Charles’s statue in the Parliament Close—there I had him in a hose-net. No one could tell me how to go about that process—no lawyer that ever sold his mind could agree and say whether it was best to proceed by way of petition and complaint, AD VINDICTAM PUBLICAM, with the consent of his Majesty’s advocate, or by action on the statute for battery PENDENTE LITE, which would win my case outright, giving me a back-door out of court.—By the Regiam, that beef and brandy is awfully hot at my heart—I must try the ale again’ (sipped a little beer); ‘but the ale is just cold, I’ll have to pour in the rest of the brandy.’

He was as good as his word, and proceeded in so loud and animated a style of elocution, thumping the table, drinking and snuffing alternately, that my father, abandoning all attempts to interrupt him, sat silent and ashamed, suffering, and anxious for the conclusion of the scene.

He kept his promise and spoke in such a loud and enthusiastic way, banging the table and alternating between drinking and snuffing, that my father, giving up on trying to interrupt him, sat quietly, embarrassed, suffering, and eager for the end of the situation.

‘And then to come back to my pet process of all—my battery and assault process, when I had the good luck to provoke him to pull my nose at the very threshold of the court, whilk was the very thing I wanted—Mr. Pest, ye ken him, Daddie Fairford? Old Pest was for making it out HAMESUCKEN, for he said the court might be said—said—ugh!—to be my dwelling-place. I dwell mair there than ony gate else, and the essence of hamesucken is to strike a man in his dwelling-place—mind that, young advocate—and so there’s hope Plainstanes may be hanged, as many has for a less matter; for, my lords,—will Pest say to the Justiciary bodies,—my lords, the Parliament House is Peebles’ place of dwelling, says he—being COMMUNE FORUM, and COMMUNE FORUM EST COMMUNE DOMICILIUM—Lass, fetch another glass of and score it—time to gae hame—by the practiques, I cannot find the jug—yet there’s twa of them, I think. By the Regiam, Fairford—Daddie Fairford—lend us twal pennies to buy sneeshing, mine is done—Macer, call another cause.’

‘And then to go back to my favorite tactic—my push and shove strategy, when I got lucky enough to provoke him into pulling my nose right at the entrance of the court, which was exactly what I wanted—Mr. Pest, you know him, Daddie Fairford? Old Pest was trying to say it was HAMESUCKEN, claiming that the court could be considered—ugh!—my home. I spend more time there than anywhere else, and the essence of hamesucken is to hit a guy in his own home—remember that, young advocate—and so there’s a chance Plainstanes might get hanged, like many have for less; for, my lords,—will Pest tell the Justiciary bodies,—my lords, the Parliament House is Peebles’ home, says he—being COMMUNE FORUM, and COMMUNE FORUM EST COMMUNE DOMICILIUM—Girl, get another glass and mark it—time to head home—by the practices, I can’t find the jug—yet I think there are two of them. According to the Regiam, Fairford—Daddie Fairford—lend us twelve pennies to buy sneeshing, mine is finished—Macer, call another case.’

The box fell from his hands, and his body would at the same time have fallen from the chair, had not I supported him.

The box dropped from his hands, and he would have fallen out of the chair at the same time if I hadn't supported him.

‘This is intolerable,’ said my father—‘Call a chairman, James Wilkinson, to carry this degraded, worthless, drunken beast home.’

‘This is unacceptable,’ my father said. ‘Get a chairman, James Wilkinson, to take this pathetic, worthless, drunk home.’

When Peter Peebles was removed from this memorable consultation, under the care of an able-bodied Celt, my father hastily bundled up the papers, as a showman, whose exhibition has miscarried, hastes to remove his booth. ‘Here are my memoranda, Alan,’ he said, in a hurried way; ‘look them carefully over—compare them with the processes, and turn it in your head before Tuesday. Many a good speech has been made for a beast of a client; and hark ye, lad, hark ye—I never intended to cheat you of your fee when all was done, though I would have liked to have heard the speech first; but there is nothing like corning the horse before the journey. Here are five goud guineas in a silk purse—of your poor mother’s netting, Alan—she would have been a blithe woman to have seen her young son with a gown on his back—but no more of that—be a good boy, and to the work like a tiger.’

When Peter Peebles was taken away from this important meeting, under the care of a strong Celt, my father quickly packed up the papers, like a showman whose performance has gone wrong hurrying to take down his booth. ‘Here are my notes, Alan,’ he said rapidly; ‘go over them carefully—compare them with the methods, and think it through before Tuesday. Many a great speech has been made for a difficult client; and listen, lad, listen—I never meant to shortchange you on your fee when it’s all done, though I would have liked to hear the speech first; but there’s nothing like getting the horse ready before the journey. Here are five gold guineas in a silk purse—made by your poor mother, Alan—she would have been a happy woman to see her young son in a gown—but no more of that—be a good boy, and jump to the work like a tiger.’

I did set to work, Darsie; for who could resist such motives? With my father’s assistance, I have mastered the details, confused as they are; and on Tuesday I shall plead as well for Peter Peebles as I could for a duke. Indeed, I feel my head so clear on the subject as to be able to write this long letter to you; into which, however, Peter and his lawsuit have insinuated themselves so far as to show you how much they at present occupy my thoughts. Once more, be careful of yourself, and mindful of me, who am ever thine, while ALAN FAIRFORD.

I got right to work, Darsie, because who could turn down those reasons? With my dad’s help, I’ve figured out all the details, even though they’re pretty confusing. On Tuesday, I’ll make my case for Peter Peebles just as well as I could for a duke. Honestly, I feel so clear-headed about it that I can write you this long letter; though, of course, Peter and his lawsuit have crept in so much that it shows how much they’re on my mind right now. Once again, take care of yourself and think of me, who is always yours, ALAN FAIRFORD.

From circumstances, to be hereafter mentioned, it was long ere this letter reached the person to whom it was addressed.

From the circumstances that will be mentioned later, it took a long time for this letter to reach the person it was addressed to.










CHAPTER I

NARRATIVE

The advantage of laying before the reader, in the words of the actors themselves, the adventures which we must otherwise have narrated in our own, has given great popularity to the publication of epistolary correspondence, as practised by various great authors, and by ourselves in the preceding chapters. Nevertheless, a genuine correspondence of this kind (and Heaven forbid it should be in any respect sophisticated by interpolations of our own!) can seldom be found to contain all in which it is necessary to instruct the reader for his full comprehension of the story. Also it must often happen that various prolixities and redundancies occur in the course of an interchange of letters, which must hang as a dead weight on the progress of the narrative. To avoid this dilemma, some biographers have used the letters of the personages concerned, or liberal extracts from them, to describe particular incidents, or express the sentiments which they entertained; while they connect them occasionally with such portions of narrative, as may serve to carry on the thread of the story.

The benefit of presenting the reader with the events in the words of the characters themselves, rather than retelling them, has made the publication of letters quite popular, as seen in the works of various great authors and in our previous chapters. However, a true correspondence of this kind (and let's hope it isn’t altered by our own additions!) often fails to include everything needed for the reader to fully understand the story. Additionally, it’s common for letters to be filled with unnecessary detail and repetition, which can slow down the narrative's progress. To solve this problem, some biographers have used the characters' actual letters, or significant excerpts from them, to illustrate specific events or convey their feelings, while also weaving in narrative sections to maintain the flow of the story.

It is thus that the adventurous travellers who explore the summit of Mont Blanc now move on through the crumbling snowdrift so slowly, that their progress is almost imperceptible, and anon abridge their journey by springing over the intervening chasms which cross their path, with the assistance of their pilgrim-staves. Or, to make a briefer simile, the course of story-telling which we have for the present adopted, resembles the original discipline of the dragoons, who were trained to serve either on foot or horseback, as the emergencies of the service required. With this explanation, we shall proceed to narrate some circumstances which Alan Fairford did not, and could not, write to his correspondent.

The adventurous travelers exploring the peak of Mont Blanc now move through the collapsing snowdrifts so slowly that their progress is almost unnoticeable, and occasionally they shorten their journey by leaping over the gaps in their path, aided by their walking sticks. In simpler terms, the way we tell this story today is similar to the original training of the dragoons, who were prepared to serve either on foot or horseback as the situation demanded. With that clarification, we’ll continue to share some details that Alan Fairford didn’t, and couldn’t, write to his correspondent.

Our reader, we trust, has formed somewhat approaching to a distinct idea of the principal characters who have appeared before him during our narrative; but in case our good opinion of his sagacity has been exaggerated, and in order to satisfy such as are addicted to the laudable practice of SKIPPING (with whom we have at times a strong fellow-feeling), the following particulars may not be superfluous.

Our reader, we hope, has developed a clear idea of the main characters we've introduced throughout our story; however, if we’ve overestimated his insight, and to accommodate those who are fans of SKIPPING (with whom we sometimes completely relate), the following details may be helpful.

Mr. Saunders Fairford, as he was usually called, was a man of business of the old school, moderate in his charges, economical and even niggardly in his expenditure, strictly honest in conducting his own affairs and those of his clients, but taught by long experience to be wary and suspicious in observing the motions of others. Punctual as the clock of Saint Giles tolled nine, the neat dapper form of the little hale old gentleman was seen at the threshold of the court hall, or at farthest, at the head of the Back Stairs, trimly dressed in a complete suit of snuff-coloured brown, with stockings of silk or woollen as, suited the weather; a bob-wig, and a small cocked hat; shoes blacked as Warren would have blacked them; silver shoe-buckles, and a gold stock-buckle. A nosegay in summer, and a sprig of holly in winter, completed his well-known dress and appearance. His manners corresponded with his attire, for they were scrupulously civil, and not a little formal. He was an elder of the kirk, and, of course, zealous for King George and the Government even to slaying, as he had showed by taking up arms in their cause. But then, as he had clients and connexions of business among families of opposite political tenets, he was particularly cautious to use all the conventional phrases which the civility of the time had devised, as an admissible mode of language betwixt the two parties. Thus he spoke sometimes of the Chevalier, but never either of the Prince, which would have been sacrificing his own principles, or of the Pretender, which would have been offensive to those of others. Again, he usually designated the Rebellion as the AFFAIR of 1745, and spoke of any one engaged in it as a person who had been OUT at a certain period. [OLD-FASHIONED SCOTTISH CIVILITY.—Such were literally the points of politeness observed in general society during the author’s youth, where it was by no means unusual in a company assembled by chance, to find individuals who had borne arms on one side or other in the civil broils of 1745. Nothing, according to my recollection, could be more gentle and decorous than the respect these old enemies paid to each other’s prejudices. But in this I speak generally. I have witnessed one or two explosions.] So that, on the whole, Mr. Fairford was a man much liked and respected on all sides, though his friends would not have been sorry if he had given a dinner more frequently, as his little cellar contained some choice old wine, of which, on such rare occasions he was no niggard.

Mr. Saunders Fairford, as he was usually called, was a businessman from the old school, reasonable in his fees, thrifty, and sometimes quite stingy with his spending. He was strictly honest in handling his own affairs and those of his clients, but years of experience had taught him to be cautious and skeptical about the actions of others. Punctual as the clock of Saint Giles struck nine, the neat, dapper figure of the little, healthy old gentleman could be seen at the entrance of the court hall, or at the very least, at the top of the Back Stairs, immaculately dressed in a complete suit of snuff-colored brown, with silk or woolen stockings depending on the weather; a bob-wig and a small cocked hat; shoes polished to perfection; silver shoe-buckles, and a gold stock-buckle. A bouquet in summer and a sprig of holly in winter completed his well-known outfit and appearance. His manners matched his attire, as they were scrupulously polite and somewhat formal. He was an elder of the kirk, and, of course, a staunch supporter of King George and the Government, even to the point of taking up arms for their cause. However, since he had clients and business connections among families with opposing political beliefs, he was particularly careful to use all the polite terms that the civility of the time had created for communication between the two groups. Thus, he sometimes referred to the Chevalier, but never to the Prince, which would have compromised his own principles, or to the Pretender, which would have offended others. Additionally, he typically referred to the Rebellion as the AFFAIR of 1745 and spoke of anyone involved in it as someone who had been OUT at a certain time. [OLD-FASHIONED SCOTTISH CIVILITY.—These were literally the points of politeness observed in general society during the author’s youth, where it was not uncommon in a randomly assembled gathering to find individuals who had fought on either side in the civil conflicts of 1745. Nothing, as I recall, could be more gentle and respectful than the regard these old adversaries had for each other’s biases. But in this, I speak generally. I have witnessed one or two outbursts.] Overall, Mr. Fairford was a man well-liked and respected by everyone, although his friends would have appreciated it if he had hosted dinners more often, as his little cellar held some excellent old wine, which he was quite generous with on those rare occasions.

The whole pleasure of this good old-fashioned man of method, besides that which he really felt in the discharge of his daily business, was the hope to see his son Alan, the only fruit of a union which death early dissolved, attain what in the father’s eyes was the proudest of all distinctions—the rank and fame of a well-employed lawyer.

The entire pleasure of this good old-fashioned man of method, in addition to what he genuinely enjoyed in doing his daily work, was the hope of seeing his son Alan, the only result of a union that was cut short by death, achieve what the father considered to be the greatest distinction—being a successful and respected lawyer.

Every profession has its peculiar honours, and Mr. Fairford’s mind was constructed upon so limited and exclusive a plan, that he valued nothing save the objects of ambition which his own presented. He would have shuddered at Alan’s acquiring the renown of a hero, and laughed with scorn at the equally barren laurels of literature; it was by the path of the law alone that he was desirous to see him rise to eminence, and the probabilities of success or disappointment were the thoughts of his father by day, and his dream by night.

Every profession has its unique honors, and Mr. Fairford’s mindset was so narrow and exclusive that he valued nothing except the ambitions his own career offered. He would have recoiled at the idea of Alan gaining the fame of a hero and would have mocked the empty accolades of literature; he only wanted to see him succeed in the field of law, and the chances of success or failure occupied his thoughts during the day and haunted his dreams at night.

The disposition of Alan Fairford, as well as his talents, were such as to encourage his father’s expectations. He had acuteness of intellect, joined to habits of long and patient study, improved no doubt by the discipline of his father’s house; to which, generally speaking, he conformed with the utmost docility, expressing no wish for greater or more frequent relaxation than consisted with his father’s anxious and severe restrictions. When he did indulge in any juvenile frolics, his father had the candour to lay the whole blame upon his more mercurial companion, Darsie Latimer.

The character of Alan Fairford and his abilities made his father's expectations high. He was sharp-minded and dedicated to long, patient study, which was certainly enhanced by the strict environment of his father's home; overall, he adapted to it very well, showing no desire for more freedom beyond what his father's strict rules allowed. When he did take part in youthful escapades, his father was honest enough to blame it all on his more unpredictable friend, Darsie Latimer.

This youth, as the reader must be aware, had been received as an inmate into the family of Mr. Fairford, senior, at a time when some of the delicacy of constitution which had abridged the life of his consort began to show itself in the son, and when the father was, of course, peculiarly disposed to indulge his slightest wish. That the young Englishman was able to pay a considerable board, was a matter of no importance to Mr. Fairford; it was enough that his presence seemed to make his son cheerful and happy. He was compelled to allow that ‘Darsie was a fine lad, though unsettled,’ and he would have had some difficulty in getting rid of him, and the apprehensions which his levities excited, had it not been for the voluntary excursion which gave rise to the preceding correspondence, and in which Mr. Fairford secretly rejoiced, as affording the means of separating Alan from his gay companion, at least until he should have assumed, and become accustomed to, the duties of his dry and laborious profession.

This young man, as you might know, had been taken in by Mr. Fairford, Sr. at a time when some health issues that had cut short his mother's life were starting to show in the son. The father was understandably inclined to indulge his every wish. The fact that the young Englishman could pay a decent board didn’t matter much to Mr. Fairford; it was enough that his presence seemed to make his son cheerful and happy. He had to admit that ‘Darsie was a great kid, even if a bit restless,’ and he would have found it tough to get rid of him, along with the worries that his antics caused, if not for the spontaneous trip that led to the previous correspondence. Mr. Fairford secretly welcomed it as a way to separate Alan from his lively friend, at least until Alan was ready to handle the responsibilities of his serious and demanding profession.

But the absence of Darsie was far from promoting the end which the elder Mr. Fairford had expected and desired. The young men were united by the closest bonds of intimacy; and the more so, that neither of them sought nor desired to admit any others into their society. Alan Fairford was averse to general company, from a disposition naturally reserved, and Darsie Latimer from a painful sense of his own unknown origin, peculiarly afflicting in a country where high and low are professed genealogists. The young men were all in all to each other; it is no wonder, therefore, that their separation was painful, and that its effects upon Alan Fairford, joined to the anxiety occasioned by the tenor of his friend’s letters, greatly exceeded what the senior had anticipated. The young man went through his usual duties, his studies, and the examinations to which he was subjected, but with nothing like the zeal and assiduity which he had formerly displayed; and his anxious and observant father saw but too plainly that his heart was with his absent comrade.

But Darsie's absence did not result in the outcome that Mr. Fairford Sr. had hoped for. The two young men were incredibly close, and neither of them wanted to include anyone else in their friendship. Alan Fairford was not fond of large groups due to his naturally reserved nature, while Darsie Latimer was troubled by his unknown background, which was particularly hard in a place where everyone values their ancestry. The young men relied on each other completely, so it’s no surprise that their separation was difficult, and its impact on Alan Fairford, combined with the worry from the tone of his friend's letters, was much greater than his father had expected. Alan went about his usual tasks, studies, and examinations, but without the enthusiasm and dedication he had shown before; his concerned father could see all too clearly that his heart was with his missing friend.

A philosopher would have given way to this tide of feeling, in hopes to have diminished its excess, and permitted the youths to have been some time together, that their intimacy might have been broken off by degrees; but Mr. Fairford only saw the more direct mode of continued restraint, which, however, he was desirous of veiling under some plausible pretext. In the anxiety which he felt on this occasion, he had held communication with an old acquaintance, Peter Drudgeit, with whom the reader is partly acquainted. ‘Alan,’ he said, ‘was ance wud, and ay waur; and he was expecting every moment when he would start off in a wildgoose-chase after the callant Latimer; Will Sampson, the horse-hirer in Candlemaker Row, had given him a hint that Alan had been looking for a good hack, to go to the country for a few days. And then to oppose him downright—he could not but think on the way his poor mother was removed. Would to Heaven he was yoked to some tight piece of business, no matter whether well or ill paid, but some job that would hamshackle him at least until the courts rose, if it were but for decency’s sake.’

A philosopher might have given in to this wave of emotion, hoping to lessen its intensity and allow the young people to spend some time together so their bond could gradually fade. But Mr. Fairford only saw the more straightforward approach of continued restraint, which he wanted to disguise with a reasonable excuse. In his anxiety about the situation, he had spoken to an old acquaintance, Peter Drudgeit, whom the reader is somewhat familiar with. "Alan," he said, "was once used to it, and always worse; and he was expecting any moment that he would take off on a wild goose chase after that kid Latimer. Will Sampson, the horse renter in Candlemaker Row, had hinted to him that Alan was looking for a good horse to escape to the countryside for a few days. And to go against him outright—he couldn't help but think about how his poor mother was gone. I wish to heaven he was tied up with some serious work, regardless of whether it paid well or not, just something that would keep him occupied at least until the courts adjourned, if only for the sake of appearances."

Peter Drudgeit sympathized, for Peter had a son, who, reason or none, would needs exchange the torn and inky fustian sleeves for the blue jacket and white lapelle; and he suggested, as the reader knows, the engaging our friend Alan in the matter of Poor Peter Peebles, just opened by the desertion of young Dumtoustie, whose defection would be at the same time concealed; and this, Drudgeit said, ‘would be felling two dogs with one stone.’

Peter Drudgeit felt for him, because Peter had a son who, whether it made sense or not, wanted to trade his worn and stained jacket sleeves for the blue coat and white collar. As the reader knows, he suggested getting our friend Alan involved in the situation with Poor Peter Peebles, which had just come up because of young Dumtoustie's departure, whose absence would also be covered up. Drudgeit said this would be “killing two birds with one stone.”

With these explanations, the reader will hold a man of the elder Fairford’s sense and experience free from the hazardous and impatient curiosity with which boys fling a puppy into a deep pond, merely to see if the creature can swim. However confident in his son’s talents, which were really considerable, he would have been very sorry to have involved him in the duty of pleading a complicated and difficult case, upon his very first appearance at the bar, had he not resorted to it as an effectual way to prevent the young man from taking a step which his habits of thinking represented as a most fatal one at his outset of life.

With these explanations, the reader will understand a man of the elder Fairford’s wisdom and experience, free from the reckless and impatient curiosity with which boys might toss a puppy into a deep pond just to see if it can swim. Although he was confident in his son’s abilities, which were indeed significant, he would have deeply regretted putting him in the position of arguing a complex and challenging case during his very first appearance at the bar, had he not done so as an effective way to prevent the young man from making a choice that his way of thinking suggested was extremely dangerous at the start of his career.

Betwixt two evils, Mr. Fairford chose that which was in his own apprehension the least; and, like a brave officer sending forth his son to battle, rather chose he should die upon the breach, than desert the conflict with dishonour. Neither did he leave him to his own unassisted energies. Like Alpheus preceding Hercules, he himself encountered the Augean mass of Peter Peebles’ law-matters. It was to the old man a labour of love to place in a clear and undistorted view the real merits of this case, which the carelessness and blunders of Peter’s former solicitors had converted into a huge chaotic mass of unintelligible technicality; and such was his skill and industry, that he was able, after the severe toil of two or three days, to present to the consideration of the young counsel the principal facts of the case, in a light equally simple and comprehensible. With the assistance of a solicitor so affectionate and indefatigable, Alan Fairford was enabled, then the day of trial arrived, to walk towards the court, attended by his anxious yet encouraging parent, with some degree of confidence that he would lose no reputation upon this arduous occasion.

Caught between two evils, Mr. Fairford chose what he believed to be the lesser of the two. Like a brave officer sending his son off to battle, he preferred that his son die fighting rather than back down from the conflict in disgrace. He didn’t leave him to face the challenge alone. Like Alpheus before Hercules, he took on the overwhelming legal troubles of Peter Peebles. It was a labor of love for the old man to clarify the actual merits of the case, which the carelessness and mistakes of Peter’s previous lawyers had turned into a chaotic mess of confusing legal jargon. Thanks to his skill and determination, he was able, after working hard for two or three days, to present the main facts of the case to the young lawyer in a straightforward and understandable way. With the help of such a dedicated and tireless solicitor, Alan Fairford was able, when the day of the trial came, to walk toward the courtroom with his anxious yet supportive father by his side, feeling somewhat confident that he would not lose his reputation during this challenging moment.

They were met at the door of the court by Poor Peter Peebles in his usual plenitude of wig and celsitude of hat. He seized on the young pleader like a lion on his prey. ‘How is a’ wi’ you, Mr. Alan—how is a’ wi’ you, man? The awfu’ day is come at last—a day that will be lang minded in this house. Poor Peter Peebles against Plainstanes—conjoined proceases—Hearing in presence—stands for the Short Roll for this day—I have not been able to sleep for a week for thinking of it, and, I dare to say, neither has the Lord President himsell—for such a cause!! But your father garr’d me tak a wee drap ower muckle of his pint bottle the other night; it’s no right to mix brandy wi’ business, Mr. Fairford. I would have been the waur o’ liquor if I would have drank as muckle as you twa would have had me. But there’s a time for a’ things, and if ye will dine with me after the case is heard, or whilk is the same, or maybe better, I’LL gang my ways hame wi’ YOU, and I winna object to a cheerfu’ glass, within the bounds of moderation.’

They were greeted at the court door by Poor Peter Peebles, complete with his usual wig and fancy hat. He grabbed the young lawyer like a lion seizing its prey. “How are you, Mr. Alan—how are you doing, man? The awful day has finally arrived—a day that will be remembered for a long time in this house. Poor Peter Peebles against Plainstanes—joined proceedings—Hearing in presence—it's on the Short Roll for today—I haven't been able to sleep all week thinking about it, and I bet the Lord President himself hasn't either—for such a case!! But your father made me have a little too much from his pint bottle the other night; it’s not right to mix brandy with business, Mr. Fairford. I would have been worse off if I had drunk as much as you two suggested. But there’s a time for everything, and if you’ll have dinner with me after the case is heard, or rather, which might be better, I’ll go home with YOU, and I won’t mind having a cheerful drink, as long as it’s in moderation.”

Old Fairford shrugged his shoulders and hurried past the client, saw his son wrapped in the sable bombazine, which, in his eyes, was more venerable than an archbishop’s lawn, and could not help fondly patting his shoulder, and whispering to him to take courage, and show he was worthy to wear it. The party entered the Outer Hall of the court, (once the place of meeting of the ancient Scottish Parliament), and which corresponds to the use of Westminster Hall in England, serving as a vestibule to the Inner House, as it is termed, and a place of dominion to certain sedentary personages called Lords Ordinary.

Old Fairford shrugged and quickly walked past the client, saw his son wrapped in the sable bombazine, which, to him, seemed more dignified than an archbishop’s robe. He couldn’t help but fondly pat his shoulder and whisper for him to be brave and prove he was worthy to wear it. The group entered the Outer Hall of the court, (once the meeting place of the ancient Scottish Parliament), which is similar to Westminster Hall in England, serving as a lobby to the Inner House, as it’s called, and a space for certain seated figures known as Lords Ordinary.

The earlier part of the morning was spent by old Fairford in reiterating his instructions to Alan, and in running from one person to another, from whom he thought he could still glean some grains of information, either concerning the point at issue, or collateral cases. Meantime, Poor Peter Peebles, whose shallow brain was altogether unable to bear the importance of the moment, kept as close to his young counsel as shadow to substance, affected now to speak loud, now to whisper in his ear, now to deck his ghastly countenance with wreathed smiles, now to cloud it with a shade of deep and solemn importance, and anon to contort it with the sneer of scorn and derision. These moods of the client’s mind were accompanied with singular ‘mockings and mowings,’ fantastic gestures, which the man of rags and litigation deemed appropriate to his changes of countenance. Now he brandished his arm aloft, now thrust his fist straight out, as if to knock his opponent down. Now he laid his open palm on his bosom, and now hinging it abroad, he gallantly snapped his fingers in the air.

Old Fairford spent the earlier part of the morning repeating his instructions to Alan and running from one person to another, trying to gather any bits of information about the matter at hand or related cases. Meanwhile, poor Peter Peebles, whose shallow mind couldn’t grasp the gravity of the moment, stayed close to his young lawyer like a shadow. He would speak loudly one moment, whisper in Alan's ear the next, put on a ghastly smile, then suddenly cloud his face with a serious expression, and then twist it into a sneer of scorn and mockery. These shifts in his mood were accompanied by odd gestures and silly faces that he thought were fitting for each change in expression. One moment he’d raise his arm high, then extend his fist as if ready to punch his opponent. He would place his open palm over his chest and then dramatically snap his fingers in the air.

These demonstrations, and the obvious shame and embarrassment of Alan Fairford, did not escape the observation of the juvenile idlers in the hall. They did not, indeed, approach Peter with their usual familiarity, from some feeling of deference towards Fairford, though many accused him of conceit in presuming to undertake, at this early stage of his practice, a case of considerable difficulty. But Alan, notwithstanding this forbearance, was not the less sensible that he and his companion were the subjects of many a passing jest, and many a shout of laughter, with which that region at all times abounds.

These displays, along with Alan Fairford's clear shame and embarrassment, didn't go unnoticed by the young slackers in the hall. They didn't approach Peter with their usual casualness, showing some respect for Fairford, although many labeled him arrogant for thinking he could handle a tough case so early in his practice. Still, Alan was very aware that he and his friend were the targets of plenty of jokes and laughter, which were always common in that area.

At length the young counsel’s patience gave way, and as it threatened to carry his presence of mind and recollection along with it, Alan frankly told his father, that unless he was relieved from the infliction of his client’s personal presence and instructions, he must necessarily throw up his brief, and decline pleading the case.

At last, the young lawyer's patience ran out, and as it threatened to take his composure and memory with it, Alan honestly told his father that unless he was freed from having to deal with his client's presence and instructions, he would have to drop the case and refuse to represent it.

‘Hush, hush, my dear Alan,’ said the old gentleman, almost at his own wit’s end upon hearing this dilemma; ‘dinna mind the silly ne’er-do-weel; we cannot keep the man from hearing his own cause, though he be not quite right in the head.’

‘Hush, hush, my dear Alan,’ said the old gentleman, nearly at his wit's end upon hearing this dilemma; ‘don’t pay attention to the silly good-for-nothing; we can’t stop the man from hearing his own case, even if he’s not quite right in the head.’

‘On my life, sir,’ answered Alan, ‘I shall be unable to go on, he drives everything out of my remembrance; and if I attempt to speak seriously of the injuries he has sustained, and the condition he is reduced to, how can I expect but that the very appearance of such an absurd scarecrow will turn it all into ridicule?’

‘Honestly, sir,’ Alan replied, ‘I just can’t continue. He drives everything out of my mind; and if I try to talk seriously about the harm he’s suffered and the state he’s in, how can I expect anything other than for the sight of such a ridiculous scarecrow to make it all seem like a joke?’

‘There is something in that,’ said Saunders Fairford, glancing a look at Poor Peter, and then cautiously inserting his forefinger under his bob-wig, in order to rub his temple and aid his invention; ‘he is no figure for the fore-bar to see without laughing; but how to get rid of him? To speak sense, or anything like it, is the last thing he will listen to. Stay, aye,—Alan, my darling, hae patience; I’ll get him off on the instant, like a gowff ba’.’

‘There's something to that,’ said Saunders Fairford, glancing at Poor Peter and then carefully tucking his finger under his wig to rub his temple and inspire his thoughts; ‘he's not someone the front bar would see without laughing; but how do I get rid of him? Making sense, or anything close to it, is the last thing he’ll pay attention to. Wait, yes—Alan, my dear, be patient; I’ll get him out of here in a flash, like a golf ball.’

So saying, he hastened to his ally, Peter Drudgeit, who on seeing him with marks of haste in his gait, and care upon his countenance, clapped his pen behind his ear, with ‘What’s the stir now, Mr. Saunders? Is there aught wrang?’

So saying, he rushed to his ally, Peter Drudgeit, who, noticing him walking quickly and looking worried, tucked his pen behind his ear and asked, "What's going on now, Mr. Saunders? Is there something wrong?"

‘Here’s a dollar, man,’ said Mr. Saunders; ‘now, or never, Peter, do me a good turn. Yonder’s your namesake, Peter Peebles, will drive the swine through our bonny hanks of yarn; get him over to John’s Coffeehouse, man—gie him his meridian—keep him there, drunk or sober, till the hearing is ower.’ [The simile is obvious, from the old manufacture of Scotland, when the gudewife’s thrift, as the yarn wrought in the winter was called, when laid down to bleach by the burn-side, was peculiarly exposed to the inroads of pigs, seldom well regulated about a Scottish farm-house.]

‘Here’s a dollar, man,’ said Mr. Saunders; ‘now, or never, Peter, do me a solid. Over there’s your namesake, Peter Peebles, who will drive the pigs through our lovely bundles of yarn; get him over to John’s Coffeehouse, man—give him his midday break—keep him there, drunk or sober, until the hearing is over.’ [The comparison is clear, referencing the old production methods of Scotland, when the household’s thrift, as the yarn made in the winter was called, when laid out to bleach by the stream, was especially vulnerable to the pigs, which were rarely well controlled on a Scottish farm.]

‘Eneugh said,’ quoth Peter Drudgeit, no way displeased with his own share in the service required, ‘We’se do your bidding.’

‘Enough said,’ said Peter Drudgeit, clearly pleased with his part in the task at hand, ‘We’ll do what you ask.’

Accordingly, the scribe was presently seen whispering in the ear of Peter Peebles, whose response came forth in the following broken form:—

Accordingly, the scribe was soon seen whispering in the ear of Peter Peebles, whose response came out in the following halting way:—

‘Leave the court for ae minute on this great day of judgement? not I, by the Reg—Eh! what? Brandy, did ye say—French brandy?—couldna ye fetch a stoup to the bar under your coat, man? Impossible? Nay, if it’s clean impossible, and if we have an hour good till they get through the single bill and the summar-roll, I carena if I cross the close wi’ you; I am sure I need something to keep my heart up this awful day; but I’ll no stay above an instant—not above a minute of time—nor drink aboon a single gill,’

‘Leave the court for a minute on this crucial day of judgment? Not me, by the Reg—Eh! What? Brandy, did you say—French brandy?—couldn’t you sneak a bottle from the bar under your coat, man? Impossible? No, if it's truly impossible, and if we have a whole hour until they finish the single bill and the summary roll, I don't mind crossing the close with you; I’m sure I need something to lift my spirits on this dreadful day; but I won't stay for more than a moment—no more than a minute—nor drink more than a single shot,’

In a few minutes afterwards, the two Peters were seen moving through the Parliament Close (which new-fangled affectation has termed a Square), the triumphant Drudgeit leading captive the passive Peebles, whose legs conducted him towards the dramshop, while his reverted eyes were fixed upon the court. They dived into the Cimmerian abysses of John’s Coffeehouse, [See Note 5.] formerly the favourite rendezvous of the classical and genial Doctor Pitcairn, and were for the present seen no more.

In a few minutes, the two Peters were seen walking through the Parliament Close (which modern fancy now calls a Square), with the triumphant Drudgeit leading the passive Peebles, whose legs were taking him towards the bar while his turned-back eyes were fixed on the court. They disappeared into the dark depths of John’s Coffeehouse, [See Note 5.] once the favorite meeting spot of the classic and friendly Doctor Pitcairn, and were not seen again for the moment.

Relieved from his tormentor, Alan Fairford had time to rally his recollections, which, in the irritation of his spirits, had nearly escaped him, and to prepare himself far a task, the successful discharge or failure in which must, he was aware, have the deepest influence upon his fortunes. He had pride, was not without a consciousness of talent, and the sense of his father’s feelings upon the subject impelled him to the utmost exertion. Above all, he had that sort of self-command which is essential to success in every arduous undertaking, and he was constitutionally free from that feverish irritability by which those whose over-active imaginations exaggerate difficulties, render themselves incapable of encountering such when they arrive.

Relieved from his tormentor, Alan Fairford had the chance to collect his thoughts, which, in his frustrated state, had almost slipped away from him, and to get ready for a task that, he knew, could greatly affect his future, whether he succeeded or failed. He was proud, aware of his own abilities, and the weight of his father's feelings on the matter motivated him to give his best effort. Most importantly, he had the kind of self-control that's crucial for succeeding in any tough situation, and he was naturally free from the restless irritability that can plague those with overactive imaginations, making it hard for them to face challenges when they arise.

Having collected all the scattered and broken associations which were necessary, Alan’s thoughts reverted to Dumfriesshire, and the precarious situation in which he feared his beloved friend had placed himself; and once and again he consulted his watch, eager to have his present task commenced and ended, that he might hasten to Darsie’s assistance. The hour and moment at length arrived. The macer shouted, with all his well-remembered brazen strength of lungs, ‘Poor Peter Peebles VERSUS Plainstanes, PER Dumtoustie ET Tough!—Maister Da-a-niel Dumtoustie!’ Dumtoustie answered not the summons, which, deep and swelling as it was, could not reach across the Queensferry; but our Maister Alan Fairford appeared in his place.

Having gathered all the scattered and broken connections he needed, Alan’s thoughts turned back to Dumfriesshire and the risky situation he feared his dear friend had gotten himself into. He checked his watch repeatedly, eager to get his current task over with so he could rush to Darsie’s aid. Finally, the hour arrived. The macer shouted, with all his familiar loudness, ‘Poor Peter Peebles VERSUS Plainstanes, PER Dumtoustie ET Tough!—Master Da-a-niel Dumtoustie!’ Dumtoustie didn’t respond to the call, which, despite its deep and powerful tone, couldn’t reach across the Queensferry; but our Master Alan Fairford stepped forward in his place.

The court was very much crowded; for much amusement had been received on former occasions when Peter had volunteered his own oratory, and had been completely successful in routing the gravity of the whole procedure, and putting to silence, not indeed the counsel of the opposite party, but his own.

The court was really crowded; there had been a lot of laughs in the past when Peter had stepped up to speak, completely managing to lighten the serious atmosphere and silencing not the opposing counsel, but his own.

Both bench and audience seemed considerably surprised at the juvenile appearance of the young man who appeared in the room of Dumtoustie, for the purpose of opening this complicated and long depending process, and the common herd were disappointed at the absence of Peter the client, the Punchinello of the expected entertainment. The judges looked with a very favourable countenance on our friend Alan, most of them being acquainted, more or less, with so old a practitioner as his father, and all, or almost all, affording, from civility, the same fair play to the first pleading of a counsel, which the House of Commons yields to the maiden speech of one of its members.

Both the bench and the audience appeared quite surprised by the youthful looks of the young man who entered Dumtoustie's room to open this complicated and long-standing case. The crowd was disappointed by the absence of Peter, the expected star of the show. The judges regarded our friend Alan with a very favorable attitude, as most of them were somewhat familiar with his father, a seasoned practitioner. Nearly all of them, out of courtesy, offered the same fair treatment to Alan’s initial arguments that the House of Commons extends to the maiden speech of a new member.

Lord Bladderskate was an exception to this general expression of benevolence. He scowled upon Alan, from beneath his large, shaggy, grey eyebrows, just as if the young lawyer had been usurping his nephew’s honours, instead of covering his disgrace; and, from feelings which did his lordship little honour, he privately hoped the young man would not succeed in the cause which his kinsman had abandoned.

Lord Bladderskate was an exception to this general display of kindness. He glared at Alan from beneath his large, shaggy, grey eyebrows, as if the young lawyer were stealing his nephew's glory, rather than trying to redeem his shame; and, for reasons that reflected poorly on him, he secretly wished the young man would fail in the case that his relative had given up on.

Even Lord Bladderskate, however, was, in spite of himself, pleased with the judicious and modest tone in which Alan began his address to the court, apologizing for his own presumption, and excusing it by the sudden illness of his learned brother, for whom the labour of opening a cause of some difficulty and importance had been much more worthily designed. He spoke of himself as he really was, and of young Dumtoustie as what he ought to have been, taking care not to dwell on either topic a moment longer than was necessary. The old judge’s looks became benign; his family pride was propitiated, and, pleased equally with the modesty and civility of the young man whom he had thought forward and officious, he relaxed the scorn of his features into an expression of profound attention; the highest compliment, and the greatest encouragement, which a judge can render to the counsel addressing him.

Even Lord Bladderskate, despite himself, was pleased with the thoughtful and humble way Alan started his speech to the court. Alan apologized for his boldness, explaining it by mentioning the sudden illness of his learned colleague, who would have been much better suited to open a case of some complexity and importance. He talked about himself honestly and described young Dumtoustie as he should have been, making sure not to linger on either subject longer than necessary. The old judge's expression softened; his family pride was appeased, and, equally pleased with the young man's modesty and politeness—attributes he had previously considered too forward and annoying—he shifted from a look of disdain to one of deep attention; the highest compliment and greatest encouragement a judge can give to the lawyer speaking before him.

Having succeeded in securing the favourable attention of the court, the young lawyer, using the lights which his father’s experience and knowledge of business had afforded him, proceeded with an address and clearness, unexpected from one of his years, to remove from the case itself those complicated formalities with which it had been loaded, as a surgeon strips from a wound the dressings which had been hastily wrapped round it, in order to proceed to his cure SECUNDUM ARTEM. Developed of the cumbrous and complicated technicalities of litigation, with which the perverse obstinacy of the client, the inconsiderate haste or ignorance of his agents, and the evasions of a subtle adversary, had invested the process, the cause of Poor Peter Peebles, standing upon its simple merits, was no bad subject for the declamation of a young counsel, nor did our friend Alan fail to avail himself of its strong points.

Having successfully caught the court's attention, the young lawyer, drawing on the insights from his father’s experience and business knowledge, spoke with an unexpected clarity and authority for someone his age. He stripped away the complicated formalities that had burdened the case, much like a surgeon removes hastily applied dressings from a wound to begin proper treatment. Burdened by the cumbersome technicalities of litigation, influenced by the stubbornness of the client, the reckless haste or ignorance of his representatives, and the evasions of a clever opponent, Poor Peter Peebles' case, when viewed for its straightforward merits, was a solid topic for a young lawyer's speech, and our friend Alan took full advantage of its strong points.

He exhibited his client as a simple-hearted, honest, well-meaning man, who, during a copartnership of twelve years, had gradually become impoverished, while his partner (his former clerk) having no funds but his share of the same business, into which he had been admitted without any advance of stock, had become gradually more and more wealthy.

He presented his client as a kind-hearted, honest, well-intentioned person who, over a twelve-year partnership, had slowly become poor, while his partner (his former assistant), who had no funds except for his share of the same business—into which he had been brought without any initial investment—had gradually become wealthier and wealthier.

‘Their association,’ said Alan, and the little flight was received with some applause, ‘resembled the ancient story of the fruit which was carved with a knife poisoned on one side of the blade only, so that the individual to whom the envenomed portion was served, drew decay and death from what afforded savour and sustenance to the consumer of the other moiety.’ He then plunged boldly into the MARE MAGNUM of accompts between the parties; he pursued each false statement from the waste-book to the day-book, from the day-book to the bill-book, from the bill-book to the ledger; placed the artful interpolations and insertions of the fallacious Plainstanes in array against each other, and against the fact; and availing himself to the utmost of his father’s previous labours, and his own knowledge of accompts, in which he had been sedulously trained, he laid before the court a clear and intelligible statement of the affairs of the copartnery, showing, with precision, that a large balance must, at the dissolution, have been due to his client, sufficient to have enabled him to have carried on business on his own account, and thus to have retained his situation in society as an independent and industrious tradesman. ‘But instead of this justice being voluntarily rendered by the former clerk to his former master,—by the party obliged to his benefactor,—by one honest man to another,—his wretched client had been compelled to follow his quondam clerk, his present debtor, from court to court; had found his just claims met with well-invented but unfounded counter-claims, had seen his party shift his character of pursuer or defender, as often as Harlequin effects his transformations, till, in a chase so varied and so long, the unhappy litigant had lost substance, reputation, and almost the use of reason itself, and came before their lordships an object of thoughtless derision to the unreflecting, of compassion to the better-hearted, and of awful meditation to every one who considered that, in a country where excellent laws were administered by upright and incorruptible judges, a man might pursue an almost indisputable claim through all the mazes of litigation; lose fortune, reputation, and reason itself in the chase, and now come before the supreme court of his country in the wretched condition of his unhappy client, a victim to protracted justice, and to that hope delayed which sickens the heart.’

‘Their partnership,’ said Alan, and the brief flight was met with some applause, ‘was like the old tale of the fruit cut with a knife that was poisoned on just one side, so that the person who received the tainted part drew decay and death from what provided flavor and nourishment to the one who had the other half.’ He then boldly dove into the major mess of accounts between the parties; he traced each false claim from the wastebook to the daybook, from the daybook to the bill book, and from the bill book to the ledger; he laid out the crafty alterations and insertions of the misleading Plainstanes against each other and against the truth; and using all of his father's earlier work, along with his own training in accounting, he presented the court with a clear and understandable summary of the partnership's affairs, showing precisely that a large balance should, at the end, have been owed to his client, enough to allow him to run his own business and maintain his status in society as an independent and hardworking tradesman. ‘But instead of this fairness being voluntarily provided by the former clerk to his old master—by the party indebted to his benefactor—by one honest person to another—his unfortunate client had been forced to chase his former clerk, now his debtor, from one court to another; had found his legitimate claims met with clever but baseless counterclaims, had seen his opponent shift roles from pursuer to defender as frequently as Harlequin changes character, until, in such a long and varied chase, the poor litigant had lost wealth, reputation, and nearly his sanity itself, and came before their lordships as an object of thoughtless ridicule to the oblivious, sympathy from the kind-hearted, and grave reflection for anyone who realized that, in a country where excellent laws were upheld by honest and incorruptible judges, a man could pursue an almost undeniable claim through all the complexities of litigation; lose fortune, reputation, and his very mind in the process, and now appear before the highest court of his country in the miserable state of his unfortunate client, a victim of delayed justice and that prolonged hope which sickens the heart.’

The force of this appeal to feeling made as much impression on the Bench as had been previously effected by the clearness of Alan’s argument. The absurd form of Peter himself, with his tow-wig, was fortunately not present to excite any ludicrous emotion, and the pause that took place when the young lawyer had concluded his speech, was followed by a murmur of approbation, which the ears of his father drank in as the sweetest sounds that had ever entered them. Many a hand of gratulation was thrust out to his grasp, trembling as it was with anxiety, and finally with delight; his voice faltering as he replied, ‘Aye, aye, I kend Alan was the lad to make a spoon or spoil a horn.’ [Said of an adventurous gipsy, who resolves at all risks to convert a sheep’s horn into a spoon.]

The emotional impact of this appeal affected the judges just as strongly as Alan's clear argument had earlier. Luckily, Peter's ridiculous appearance with his wig wasn't there to provoke any laughter, and after the young lawyer finished his speech, there was a murmur of approval that his father took in as the sweetest sounds he'd ever heard. Many congratulatory hands reached out to shake his, despite his trembling from anxiety and, ultimately, joy; his voice shaking as he replied, "Yeah, I knew Alan was the guy to make a spoon or spoil a horn." [Said of an adventurous gipsy, who resolves at all risks to convert a sheep’s horn into a spoon.]

The counsel on the other side arose, an old practitioner, who had noted too closely the impression made by Alan’s pleading not to fear the consequences of an immediate decision. He paid the highest compliments to his very young brother—‘the Benjamin, as he would presume to call him, of the learned Faculty—said the alleged hardships of Mr. Peebles were compensated by his being placed in a situation where the benevolence of their lordships had assigned him gratuitously such assistance as he might not otherwise have obtained at a high price—and allowed his young brother had put many things in such a new point of view, that, although he was quite certain of his ability to refute them, he was honestly desirous of having a few hours to arrange his answer, in order to be able to follow Mr. Fairford from point to point. He had further to observe, there was one point of the case to which his brother, whose attention had been otherwise so wonderfully comprehensive, had not given the consideration which he expected; it was founded on the interpretation of certain correspondence which had passed betwixt the parties soon after the dissolution of the copartnery.’

The lawyer on the other side stood up, an experienced practitioner, who had paid close attention to the impact of Alan’s plea not to worry about the consequences of a quick decision. He complimented his young colleague—‘the Benjamin, as he would like to call him, of the esteemed Faculty’—stating that the supposed difficulties faced by Mr. Peebles were balanced by the fact that their lords had generously provided him assistance that he otherwise would have had to pay a lot for. He acknowledged that his young colleague had presented many arguments in such a new light that, although he was confident in his ability to counter them, he genuinely wanted a few hours to prepare his response so he could follow Mr. Fairford’s points closely. He also noted that there was one aspect of the case that his brother, whose focus had been impressively broad, had not given the attention he anticipated; it was based on the interpretation of certain correspondence that had occurred between the parties soon after the partnership was dissolved.

The court having heard Mr. Tough, readily allowed him two days for preparing himself, hinting at the same time that he might find his task difficult, and affording the young counsel, with high encomiums upon the mode in which he had acquitted himself, the choice of speaking, either now or at the next calling of the cause, upon the point which Plainstanes’s lawyer had adverted to.

The court, after listening to Mr. Tough, easily gave him two days to prepare, suggesting that he might find the task challenging. At the same time, the court praised the young lawyer for how well he had performed and gave him the option to speak either now or at the next hearing about the point that Plainstanes's lawyer had brought up.

Alan modestly apologized for what in fact had been an omission very pardonable in so complicated a case, and professed himself instantly ready to go through that correspondence, and prove that it was in form and substance exactly applicable to the view of the case he had submitted to their lordships. He applied to his father, who sat behind him, to hand him, from time to time, the letters, in the order in which he meant to read and comment upon them.

Alan humbly apologized for what was really a forgivable oversight in such a complicated situation, and he immediately expressed his willingness to review that correspondence and show that it was both in form and substance perfectly relevant to the perspective he had presented to their lords. He asked his father, who was sitting behind him, to pass him the letters one by one in the order he intended to read and discuss them.

Old Counsellor Tough had probably formed an ingenious enough scheme to blunt the effect of the young lawyer’s reasoning, by thus obliging him to follow up a process of reasoning, clear and complete in itself, by a hasty and extemporary appendix. If so, he seemed likely to be disappointed; for Alan was well prepared on this as on other parts of the cause, and recommenced his pleading with a degree of animation which added force even to what he had formerly stated, and might perhaps have occasioned the old gentleman to regret his having again called him up, when his father, as he handed him the letters, put one into his hand which produced a singular effect on the pleader.

Old Counselor Tough probably came up with a clever plan to undermine the young lawyer’s argument by forcing him to add a quick and off-the-cuff conclusion to his already clear and thorough reasoning. If that was his intention, he likely ended up disappointed; Alan was well-prepared on this aspect as he was on others, and he started his argument again with a level of enthusiasm that not only reinforced what he had previously said but might have made the old gentleman regret calling him back. When his father handed him the letters, he gave Alan one that had a surprising impact on the lawyer.

At the first glance, he saw that the paper had no reference to the affairs of Peter Peebles; but the first glance also showed him, what, even at that time, and in that presence, he could not help reading; and which, being read, seemed totally to disconcert his ideas. He stopped short in his harangue—gazed on the paper with a look of surprise and horror-uttered an exclamation, and flinging down the brief which he had in his hand, hurried out of court without returning a single word of answer to the various questions, ‘What was the matter?’—‘Was he taken unwell?’—‘Should not a chair be called?’ &c. &c. &c.

At first glance, he noticed that the paper didn’t mention anything about Peter Peebles; but that first look also revealed something that, even in that moment and in that company, he couldn’t help but read, and which, once read, completely threw off his thoughts. He abruptly stopped his speech—stared at the paper in shock and horror—let out an exclamation, and, dropping the brief he held, rushed out of the courtroom without answering any of the numerous questions like, ‘What’s going on?’—‘Is he feeling unwell?’—‘Should someone get him a chair?’ etc. etc. etc.

The elder Mr. Fairford, who remained seated, and looking as senseless as if he had been made of stone, was at length recalled to himself by the anxious inquiries of the judges and the counsel after his son’s health. He then rose with an air, in which was mingled the deep habitual reverence in which he held the court, with some internal cause of agitation, and with difficulty mentioned something of a mistake—a piece of bad news—Alan, he hoped would be well enough to-morrow. But unable to proceed further, he clasped his hands together, exclaiming, ‘My son! my son!’ and left the court hastily, as if in pursuit of him.

The older Mr. Fairford, who stayed seated and looked as blank as if he were made of stone, was finally brought back to reality by the concerned questions from the judges and the lawyers about his son's well-being. He then stood up, his demeanor a mix of deep respect for the court and some internal turmoil, and he struggled to mention something about a mistake—a piece of bad news—hoping Alan would be well enough by tomorrow. But unable to continue, he clasped his hands together, crying out, ‘My son! my son!’ and quickly left the court, as if he were seeking him out.

‘What’s the matter with the auld bitch next?’ [Tradition ascribes this whimsical style of language to the ingenious and philosophical Lord Kaimes.] said an acute metaphysical judge, though somewhat coarse in his manners, aside to his brethren. ‘This is a daft cause, Bladderskate—first, it drives the poor man mad that aught it—then your nevoy goes daft with fright, and flies the pit—then this smart young hopeful is aff the hooks with too hard study, I fancy—and now auld Saunders Fairford is as lunatic as the best of them. What say ye till’t, ye bitch?’

‘What’s wrong with that old lady next?’ [Tradition attributes this quirky way of speaking to the clever and philosophical Lord Kaimes.] said a sharp metaphysical judge, though a bit rude in his manners, to his colleagues. ‘This is a ridiculous case, Bladderskate—first, it drives the poor man mad just thinking about it—then your nephew loses his mind out of fear and runs away—then this smart young guy is off the rails with too much studying, I suspect—and now old Saunders Fairford is as crazy as anyone. What do you have to say about that, you old lady?’

‘Nothing, my lord,’ answered Bladderskate, much too formal to admire the levities in which his philosophical brother sometimes indulged—‘I say nothing, but pray to Heaven to keep our own wits.’

‘Nothing, my lord,’ replied Bladderskate, much too formal to appreciate the lightheartedness that his philosophical brother sometimes engaged in—‘I say nothing, but I pray to Heaven to keep our own wits.’

‘Amen, amen,’ answered his learned brother; ‘for some of us have but few to spare.’

‘Amen, amen,’ replied his knowledgeable brother; ‘because some of us have only a few to spare.’

The court then arose, and the audience departed, greatly wondering at the talent displayed by Alan Fairford at his first appearance in a case so difficult and so complicated, and assigning a hundred conjectural causes, each different from the others, for the singular interruption which had clouded his day of success. The worst of the whole was, that six agents, who had each come to the separate resolution of thrusting a retaining fee into Alan’s hand as he left the court, shook their heads as they returned the money into their leathern pouches, and said, ‘that the lad was clever, but they would like to see more of him before they engaged him in the way of business—they did not like his lowping away like a flea in a blanket.’

The court then adjourned, and the audience left, deeply impressed by the talent Alan Fairford displayed during his first appearance in such a challenging and complicated case. They speculated wildly, suggesting a hundred different reasons for the unexpected interruption that marred his successful day. The worst part was that six agents, each intending to give Alan a retainer as he left the court, shook their heads as they put the money back into their leather pouches. They said that the kid was smart, but they wanted to see more of him before hiring him; they didn't like how he jumped around like a flea in a blanket.





CHAPTER II

Had our friend Alexander Fairford known the consequences of his son’s abrupt retreat from the court, which are mentioned in the end of the last chapter, it might have accomplished the prediction of the lively old judge, and driven him utterly distracted. As it was, he was miserable enough. His son had risen ten degrees higher in his estimation than ever by his display of juridical talents, which seemed to assure him that the applause of the judges and professors of the law, which, in his estimation, was worth that of all mankind besides, authorized to the fullest extent the advantageous estimate which even his parental partiality had been induced to form of Alan’s powers. On the other hand, he felt that he was himself a little humbled, from a disguise which he had practised towards this son of his hopes and wishes.

If our friend Alexander Fairford had known the consequences of his son’s sudden withdrawal from the court, mentioned at the end of the last chapter, it might have fulfilled the lively old judge's prediction and driven him completely crazy. As it was, he was quite miserable. His son had risen ten levels higher in his eyes than ever due to his display of legal skills, which seemed to confirm that the praise from the judges and law professors—worth more than that of anyone else, in his view—fully justified the positive opinion his parental bias had led him to form about Alan’s abilities. On the flip side, he felt somewhat humbled by the pretense he had maintained towards this son of his hopes and dreams.

The truth was, that on the morning of this eventful day, Mr. Alexander Fairford had received from his correspondent and friend, Provost Crosbie of Dumfries, a letter of the following tenor:

The truth was, that on the morning of this significant day, Mr. Alexander Fairford had received from his correspondent and friend, Provost Crosbie of Dumfries, a letter that said the following:

‘DEAR SIR, ‘Your respected favour of 25th ultimo, per favour of Mr. Darsie Latimer, reached me in safety, and I showed to the young gentleman such attention as he was pleased to accept of. The object of my present writing is twofold. First, the council are of opinion that you should now begin to stir in the thirlage cause; and they think they will be able, from evidence NOVITER REPERTUM, to enable you to amend your condescendence upon the use and wont of the burgh, touching the GRANA INVECTA ET ILLATA. So you will please consider yourself as authorized to speak to Mr. Pest, and lay before him the papers which you will receive by the coach. The council think that a fee of two guineas may be sufficient on this occasion, as Mr. Pest had three for drawing the original condescendence.

'DEAR SIR, 'I received your esteemed letter from the 25th of last month, sent via Mr. Darsie Latimer, without any issue, and I extended to the young gentleman the courtesy he was willing to accept. The purpose of my writing today is twofold. First, the council believes that you should now begin to take action regarding the thirlage issue; they are confident that they will be able, based on new evidence, to help you revise your position on the practices of the burgh concerning the GRANA INVECTA ET ILLATA. Therefore, please consider yourself authorized to speak with Mr. Pest and present to him the documents you will receive by coach. The council thinks that a fee of two guineas should be sufficient this time, as Mr. Pest charged three for drafting the original document.

‘I take the opportunity of adding that there has been a great riot among the Solway fishermen, who have destroyed, in a masterful manner, the stake-nets set up near the mouth of this river; and have besides attacked the house of Quaker Geddes, one of the principal partners of the Tide-net Fishing Company, and done a great deal of damage. Am sorry to add, young Mr. Latimer was in the fray and has not since been heard of. Murder is spoke of, but that may be a word of course. As the young gentleman has behaved rather oddly while in these parts, as in declining to dine with me more than once, and going about the country with strolling fiddlers and such-like, I rather hope that his present absence is only occasioned by a frolic; but as his servant has been making inquiries of me respecting his master, I thought it best to acquaint you in course of post. I have only to add that our sheriff has taken a precognition, and committed one or two of the rioters. If I can be useful in this matter, either by advertising for Mr. Latimer as missing, publishing a reward, or otherwise, I will obey your respected instructions, being your most obedient to command, ‘WILLIAM CROSBIE.’

‘I want to mention that there has been a serious riot among the Solway fishermen, who have skillfully destroyed the stake-nets set up near the river mouth. They also attacked the house of Quaker Geddes, one of the main partners of the Tide-net Fishing Company, causing significant damage. I'm sorry to say that young Mr. Latimer was involved in the chaos and has not been seen since. There are rumors of murder, but that might just be talk. Since the young man has acted rather strangely while he was here, like refusing to dine with me more than once and wandering around with traveling musicians and the like, I hope his current absence is just due to a prank; however, his servant has been asking me about his whereabouts, so I thought it was best to inform you by post. I should also mention that our sheriff has taken notice and arrested one or two of the rioters. If I can help in this situation, whether by putting out an ad for Mr. Latimer as missing, offering a reward, or anything else, I will follow your instructions, being your most obedient servant, ‘WILLIAM CROSBIE.’

When Mr. Fairford received this letter, and had read it to an end,’ his first idea was to communicate it to his son, that an express might be instantly dispatched, or a king’s messenger sent with proper authority to search after his late guest.

When Mr. Fairford got this letter and finished reading it, his first thought was to share it with his son so they could quickly send a message or have a royal messenger sent with the right authority to look for his recent guest.

The habits of the fishers were rude; as he well knew, though not absolutely sanguinary or ferocious; and there had been instances of their transporting persons who had interfered in their smuggling trade to the Isle of Man and elsewhere, and keeping them under restraint for many weeks. On this account, Mr. Fairford was naturally led to feel anxiety concerning the fate of his late inmate; and, at a less interesting moment, would certainly have set out himself, or licensed his son to go in pursuit of his friend.

The fishing habits of the fishermen were rough; he knew that well, although they weren't completely brutal or savage. There had been cases of them taking people who got involved in their smuggling operations to the Isle of Man and other places, keeping them locked up for weeks. Because of this, Mr. Fairford naturally felt worried about what had happened to his former guest; and at a less critical time, he definitely would have gone himself or allowed his son to search for his friend.

But, alas! he was both a father and an agent. In the one capacity, he looked on his son as dearer to him than all the world besides; in the other, the lawsuit which he conducted was to him like an infant to its nurse, and the case of Poor Peter Peebles against Plainstanes was, he saw, adjourned, perhaps SINE DIE, should this document reach the hands of his son. The mutual and enthusiastical affection betwixt the young men was well known to him; and he concluded that if the precarious state of Latimer were made known to Alan Fairford, it would render him not only unwilling, but totally unfit, to discharge the duty of the day to which the old gentleman attached such ideas of importance.

But, unfortunately, he was both a father and an agent. As a father, he considered his son to be more precious to him than anything in the world; as an agent, the lawsuit he was handling felt to him like an infant to its caregiver. He realized that the case of Poor Peter Peebles against Plainstanes was likely postponed indefinitely if this document fell into his son’s hands. He was well aware of the mutual and enthusiastic affection between the young men, and he concluded that if the precarious state of Latimer became known to Alan Fairford, it would not only make him unwilling but completely incapable of fulfilling the important duty that the old gentleman valued so highly.

On mature reflection, therefore, he resolved, though not without some feelings of compunction, to delay communicating to his son the disagreeable intelligence which he had received, until the business of the day should be ended. The delay, he persuaded himself, could be of little consequence to Darsie Latimer, whose folly, he dared to say, had led him into some scrape which would meet an appropriate punishment in some accidental restraint, which would be thus prolonged for only a few hours longer. Besides, he would have time to speak to the sheriff of the county—perhaps to the King’s Advocate—and set about the matter in a regular manner, or, as he termed it, as summing up the duties of a solicitor, to AGE AS ACCORDS. [A Scots law phrase, of no very determinate import, meaning, generally, to do what is fitting.]

After thinking it over, he decided, though not without some guilt, to wait before telling his son the bad news he had received, until the day's activities were finished. He convinced himself that this delay wouldn't matter much to Darsie Latimer, whose foolishness, he assumed, had landed him in some trouble that would be appropriately punished with a brief detention, extended by only a few more hours. Besides, he'd have time to speak with the county sheriff—maybe even the King’s Advocate—and handle the situation properly, or as he put it, by fulfilling the duties of a solicitor, to AGE AS ACCORDS. [A Scots law phrase, of no very determinate import, meaning, generally, to do what is fitting.]

The scheme, as we have seen, was partially successful, and was only ultimately defeated, as he confessed to himself with shame, by his own very unbusiness-like mistake of shuffling the provost’s letter, in the hurry and anxiety of the morning, among some papers belonging to Peter Peebles’s affairs, and then handing it to his son, without observing the blunder. He used to protest, even till the day of his death, that he never had been guilty of such an inaccuracy as giving a paper out of his hand without looking at the docketing, except on that unhappy occasion, when, of all others, he had such particular reason to regret his negligence.

The plan, as we've seen, was somewhat successful, but it was eventually ruined, as he shamefully admitted to himself, by his own careless mistake of mixing up the provost’s letter in the rush and stress of the morning with some papers related to Peter Peebles's matters and then giving it to his son without realizing the error. He would insist, even until the day he died, that he had never been so careless as to hand over a document without checking the labeling, except for that unfortunate instance when he had every reason to regret his oversight.

Disturbed by these reflections, the old gentleman had, for the first time in his life, some disinclination, arising from shame and vexation, to face his own son; so that to protract for a little the meeting, which he feared would be a painful one, he went to wait upon the sheriff-depute, who he found had set off for Dumfries in great haste to superintend in person the investigation which had been set on foot by his substitute. This gentleman’s clerk could say little on the subject of the riot, excepting that it had been serious, much damage done to property, and some personal violence offered to individuals; but, as far as he had yet heard, no lives lost on the spot.

Disturbed by these thoughts, the old man felt, for the first time in his life, a strong reluctance, fueled by shame and annoyance, to face his own son. To delay the meeting, which he expected would be difficult, he went to see the sheriff-depute, who he learned had quickly left for Dumfries to personally oversee the investigation initiated by his deputy. The clerk of this gentleman had little to say about the riot, except that it had been serious, caused a lot of property damage, and involved some personal violence, but as far as he knew, there had been no deaths on the scene.

Mr. Fairford was compelled to return home with this intelligence; and on inquiring at James Wilkinson where his son was, received for answer, that ‘Maister Alan was in his own room, and very busy.’

Mr. Fairford had to go home with this news; and when he asked James Wilkinson where his son was, he got the reply that ‘Master Alan was in his own room, and very busy.’

‘We must have our explanation over,’ said Saunders Fairford to himself. ‘Better a finger off, as ay wagging;’ and going to the door of his son’s apartment, he knocked at first gently—then more loudly—but received no answer. Somewhat alarmed at this silence, he opened the door of the chamber it was empty—clothes lay mixed in confusion with the law-books and papers, as if the inmate had been engaged in hastily packing for a journey. As Mr. Fairford looked around in alarm, his eye was arrested by a sealed letter lying upon his son’s writing-table, and addressed to himself. It contained the following words:—

‘We need to have our discussion,’ Saunders Fairford thought to himself. ‘Better to lose a finger than to keep pointing fingers;’ and as he reached the door of his son’s room, he knocked gently at first—then more forcefully—but got no response. Feeling a bit anxious about the silence, he opened the door, and the room was empty—clothes were scattered chaotically among the law books and papers, as if the occupant had been rushing to pack for a trip. As Mr. Fairford scanned the room in concern, his gaze landed on a sealed letter on his son's writing desk, addressed to him. It contained the following words:—

‘MY DEAREST FATHER, ‘You will not, I trust, be surprised, nor perhaps very much displeased, to learn that I am on my way to Dumfriesshire, to learn, by my own personal investigation, the present state of my dear friend, and afford him such relief as may be in my power, and which, I trust, will be effectual. I do not presume to reflect upon you, dearest sir, for concealing from me information of so much consequence to my peace of mind and happiness; but I hope your having done so will be, if not an excuse, at least some mitigation of my present offence, in taking a step of consequence without consulting your pleasure; and, I must further own, under circumstances which perhaps might lead to your disapprobation of my purpose. I can only say, in further apology, that if anything unhappy, which Heaven forbid! shall have occurred to the person who, next to yourself, is dearest to me in this world, I shall have on my heart, as a subject of eternal regret, that being in a certain degree warned of his danger and furnished with the means of obviating it, I did not instantly hasten to his assistance, but preferred giving my attention to the business of this unlucky morning. No view of personal distinction, nothing, indeed, short of your earnest and often expressed wishes, could have detained me in town till this day; and having made this sacrifice to filial duty, I trust you will hold me excused if I now obey the calls of friendship and humanity. Do not be in the least anxious on my account; I shall know, I trust, how to conduct myself with due caution in any emergence which may occur, otherwise my legal studies for so many years have been to little purpose. I am fully provided with money, and also with arms, in case of need; but you may rely on my prudence in avoiding all occasions of using the latter, short of the last necessity. God almighty bless you, my dearest father! and grant that you may forgive the first, and, I trust, the last act approaching towards premeditated disobedience, of which I either have now, or shall hereafter have, to accuse myself. I remain, till death, your dutiful and affectionate son, ALAN FAIRFORD.’

‘MY DEAREST FATHER, I hope you won't be surprised, or too displeased, to hear that I'm heading to Dumfriesshire. I want to personally find out the current situation of my dear friend and offer him any help I can, which I hope will be effective. I'm not trying to blame you, dear sir, for keeping me in the dark about something so important to my peace of mind and happiness; however, I hope that your decision will at least lessen my current wrongdoing in taking such an important step without your approval, especially considering the circumstances that might lead you to disapprove of my intentions. I can only say, in my defense, that if anything unfortunate—Heaven forbid!—happens to the person who, next to you, is the dearest to me in this world, I will regret, forever, that I hesitated despite being somewhat warned of his danger and having the means to help him. Instead, I chose to focus on the demands of this unfortunate morning. Nothing, not even your earnest and frequent wishes, could have kept me in town this long; and since I've made this sacrifice for my duty as your son, I hope you'll excuse me for now responding to the calls of friendship and humanity. Please don’t worry about me; I believe I’ll know how to act with caution in any situation that may arise, or else my years of legal studies would have been for nothing. I’m well-prepared with money and weapons, if needed, but you can trust my judgment to avoid using the latter unless absolutely necessary. God bless you, my dearest father! I hope you can forgive this first, and I trust last, act of disobedience I have committed or will feel guilty about in the future. Yours, until death, your dutiful and affectionate son, ALAN FAIRFORD.’

‘PS.—I shall write with the utmost regularity, acquainting you with my motions, and requesting your advice. I trust my stay will be very short, and I think it possible that I may bring back Darsie along with me.’

‘PS.—I’ll write regularly to keep you updated on what I’m doing and to ask for your advice. I hope my stay will be really short, and I think it’s possible I might bring Darsie back with me.’

‘The paper dropped from the old man’s hand when he was thus assured of the misfortune which he apprehended. His first idea was to get a postchaise and pursue the fugitive; but he recollected that, upon the very rare occasions when Alan had shown himself indocile to the PATRIA POTESTAS, his natural ease and gentleness of disposition seemed hardened into obstinacy, and that now, entitled, as arrived at the years of majority and a member of the learned faculty, to direct his own motions, there was great doubt, whether, in the event of his overtaking his son, he might be able to prevail upon him to return back. In such a risk of failure he thought it wiser to desist from his purpose, especially as even his success in such a pursuit would give a ridiculous ECLAT to the whole affair, which could not be otherwise than prejudicial to his son’s rising character.

The paper slipped from the old man’s hand when he realized the misfortune he feared. His first thought was to hire a coach and go after the runaway; but he remembered that, on the very rare occasions when Alan had been disobedient to parental authority, his natural ease and gentleness seemed to harden into stubbornness. Now that Alan was of age and a member of the academic community, there was a good chance that if he caught up with his son, he wouldn't be able to persuade him to come back. Considering the risk of failure, he decided it was wiser to give up on his plan, especially since any success in such a pursuit would only bring unnecessary attention to the situation, which could harm his son’s growing reputation.

Bitter, however, were Saunders Fairford’s reflections, as again picking up the fatal scroll, he threw himself into his son’s leathern easy-chair, and bestowed upon it a disjointed commentary, ‘Bring back Darsie? little doubt of that—the bad shilling is sure enough to come back again. I wish Darsie no worse ill than that he were carried where the silly fool, Alan, should never see him again. It was an ill hour that he darkened my doors in, for, ever since that, Alan has given up his ain old-fashioned mother-wit for the tother’s capernoited maggots and nonsense. Provided with money? you must have more than I know of, then, my friend, for I trow I kept you pretty short, for your own good. Can he have gotten more fees? or, does he think five guineas has neither beginning nor end? Arms! What would he do with arms, or what would any man do with them that is not a regular soldier under government, or else a thief-taker? I have had enough of arms, I trow, although I carried them for King George and the government. But this is a worse strait than Falkirk field yet. God guide us, we are poor inconsistent creatures! To think the lad should have made so able an appearance, and then bolted off this gate, after a glaiket ne’er-do-weel, like a hound upon a false scent! Las-a-day! it’s a sore thing to see a stunkard cow kick down the pail when it’s reaming fou. But, after all, it’s an ill bird that defiles its ain nest. I must cover up the scandal as well as I can. What’s the matter now, James?’

Bitter, however, were Saunders Fairford’s thoughts as he picked up the fatal scroll again, threw himself into his son's leather armchair, and muttered a disjointed commentary, “Bring back Darsie? No doubt about it—the bad penny is sure to turn up again. I wish Darsie no worse fate than being taken somewhere that the foolish Alan would never see him again. It was a mistake that he darkened my door, because ever since then, Alan has given up his own good sense for that other fool’s crazy ideas and nonsense. Provided with money? You must have more than I know about, my friend, because I kept you pretty tight on it, for your own good. Could he have gotten more fees? Or does he think five guineas lasts forever? Arms! What would he do with arms, or what would any man do with them if he’s not a regular soldier or a bounty hunter? I’ve seen enough of arms, I suppose, even though I carried them for King George and the government. But this is a worse situation than Falkirk Field yet. God help us, we are poor inconsistent creatures! To think the lad should have made such a strong showing, and then bolted off after a silly good-for-nothing, like a dog on a false trail! Goodness! It’s a sad thing to see a lazy cow kick over the bucket when it’s full. But, after all, it’s a bad bird that messes in its own nest. I must cover up the scandal as best I can. What’s wrong now, James?”

‘A message, sir,’ said James Wilkinson, ‘from my Lord President; and he hopes Mr. Alan is not seriously indisposed.’

‘A message, sir,’ said James Wilkinson, ‘from my Lord President; he hopes Mr. Alan is not seriously unwell.’

‘From the Lord President? the Lord preserve us!—I’ll send an answer this instant; bid the lad sit down, and ask him to drink, James. Let me see,’ continued he, taking a sheet of gilt paper ‘how we are to draw our answers.’

‘From the Lord President? God help us!—I’ll respond right away; tell the kid to take a seat, and offer him a drink, James. Let me see,’ he said, grabbing a sheet of gold-embossed paper, ‘how we should formulate our replies.’

Ere his pen had touched the paper, James was in the room again.

Ere his pen had touched the paper, James was back in the room.

‘What now, James?’

"Now what, James?"

‘Lord Bladderskate’s lad is come to ask how Mr. Alan is, as he left; the court’—

‘Lord Bladderskate’s son has come to ask how Mr. Alan is, since he left; the court’—

‘Aye, aye, aye,’ answered Saunders, bitterly; ‘he has e’en made a moonlight flitting, like my lord’s ain nevoy.’

‘Yeah, yeah, yeah,’ replied Saunders, bitterly; ‘he's even made a moonlight escape, just like my lord’s own nephew.’

‘Shall I say sae, sir?’ said James, who, as an old soldier, was literal in all things touching the service.

‘Should I say that, sir?’ said James, who, as a veteran soldier, took everything related to the service very seriously.

‘The devil! no, no!—Bid the lad sit down and taste our ale. I will write his lordship an answer.’

‘No way!—Tell the kid to sit down and try our beer. I’ll write a reply to his lordship.’

Once more the gilt paper was resumed, and once more the door was opened by James.

Once again, the gold paper was picked up, and once again, the door was opened by James.

‘Lord ——— sends his servitor to ask after Mr. Alan.’

‘Lord ——— sends his servant to inquire about Mr. Alan.’

‘Oh, the deevil take their civility!’ said poor Saunders, set him down to drink too—I will write to his lordship.’

‘Oh, the devil take their civility!’ said poor Saunders, let him drink too—I will write to his lordship.’

‘The lads will bide your pleasure, sir, as lang as I keep the bicker fou; but this ringing is like to wear out the bell, I think; there are they at it again.’

‘The guys will wait for you, sir, as long as I keep the bowl full; but this ringing is going to wear out the bell, I think; there they go again.’

He answered the fresh summons accordingly, and came back to inform Mr. Fairford that the Dean of Faculty was below, inquiring for Mr. Alan. ‘Will I set him down to drink, too?’ said James.

He responded to the new request and returned to tell Mr. Fairford that the Dean of Faculty was downstairs, asking for Mr. Alan. ‘Should I have him join us for a drink, too?’ asked James.

‘Will you be an idiot, sir?’ said Mr. Fairford. ‘Show Mr. Dean into the parlour.’

‘Are you going to be foolish, sir?’ said Mr. Fairford. ‘Please show Mr. Dean into the parlor.’

In going slowly downstairs, step by step, the perplexed man of business had time enough to reflect, that if it be possible to put a fair gloss upon a true story, the verity always serves the purpose better than any substitute which ingenuity can devise. He therefore told his learned visitor, that although his son had been incommoded by the heat of the court, and the long train of hard study, by day and night, preceding his exertions, yet he had fortunately so far recovered, as to be in condition to obey upon the instant a sudden summons which had called him to the country, on a matter of life and death.

As he slowly made his way downstairs, step by step, the confused businessman had plenty of time to think about how, if it’s possible to sugarcoat a true story, the truth always gets the job done better than any clever alternative. He therefore informed his knowledgeable visitor that, although his son had been affected by the heat of the courtroom and the long hours of intense study leading up to his efforts, he had fortunately recovered enough to respond immediately to a sudden call that took him to the countryside on a matter of life and death.

‘It should be a serious matter indeed that takes my young friend away at this moment,’ said the good-natured dean. ‘I wish he had stayed to finish his pleading, and put down old Tough. Without compliment, Mr. Fairford, it was as fine a first appearance as I ever heard. I should be sorry your son did not follow it up in a reply. Nothing like striking while the iron is hot.’

‘It must be something really important that has taken my young friend away right now,’ said the good-natured dean. ‘I wish he had stayed to finish his argument and deal with old Tough. No flattery intended, Mr. Fairford, but it was one of the best first performances I've ever heard. I regret that your son didn't build on it with a response. There's nothing like seizing the moment.’

Mr. Saunders Fairford made a bitter grimace as he acquiesced in an opinion which was indeed decidedly his own; but he thought it most prudent to reply, ‘that the affair which rendered his son Alan’s presence in the country absolutely necessary, regarded the affairs of a young gentleman of great fortune, who was a particular friend of Alan’s, and who never took any material step in his affairs without consulting his counsel learned in the law.’

Mr. Saunders Fairford made a bitter face as he agreed with an opinion that was definitely his own; however, he thought it wise to respond, “The situation that makes my son Alan’s presence in the country essential involves the affairs of a young man of considerable wealth, who is a close friend of Alan’s, and who never takes any significant action in his matters without consulting his legal advisor.”

‘Well, well, Mr. Fairford, you know best,’ answered the learned dean; ‘if there be death or marriage in the case, a will or a wedding is to be preferred to all other business. I am happy Mr. Alan is so much recovered as to be able for travel, and wish you a very good morning.’

‘Well, well, Mr. Fairford, you know best,’ replied the knowledgeable dean; ‘if there’s death or marriage involved, a will or a wedding is definitely more important than anything else. I’m glad Mr. Alan is well enough to travel, and I wish you a very good morning.’

Having thus taken his ground to the Dean of Faculty, Mr. Fairford hastily wrote cards in answer to the inquiry of the three judges, accounting for Alan’s absence in the same manner. These, being properly sealed and addressed, he delivered to James with directions to dismiss the particoloured gentry, who, in the meanwhile, had consumed a gallon of twopenny ale, while discussing points of law, and addressing each other by their masters’ titles. [The Scottish judges are distinguished by the title of lord prefixed to their own temporal designation. As the ladies of these official dignitaries do not bear any share in their husbands’ honours, they are distinguished only by their lords’ family name. They were not always contented with this species of Salique law, which certainly is somewhat inconsistent. But their pretensions to title are said to have been long since repelled by James V, the sovereign who founded the College of Justice. ‘I,’ said he, ‘made the caries lords, but who the devil made the carlines ladies?’]

Having established his position with the Dean of Faculty, Mr. Fairford quickly wrote responses to the inquiry from the three judges, explaining Alan’s absence in the same way. Once these cards were properly sealed and addressed, he handed them to James with instructions to send the colorful group away, who had, in the meantime, consumed a gallon of cheap ale while discussing legal matters and addressing each other by their masters’ titles. [The Scottish judges are known by the title of lord, which is added to their temporal designation. The wives of these officials do not share in their husbands’ honors and are identified only by their lords’ family name. They were often dissatisfied with this form of Salique law, which is certainly a bit inconsistent. However, their claims to titles are said to have been dismissed long ago by James V, the king who established the College of Justice. ‘I,’ he said, ‘made the lords, but who the devil made the ladies?’]

The exertion which these matters demanded, and the interest which so many persons of legal distinction appeared to have taken in his son, greatly relieved the oppressed spirit of Saunders Fairford, who continued, to talk mysteriously of the very important business which had interfered with his son’s attendance during the brief remainder of the session. He endeavoured to lay the same unction to his own heart; but here the application was less fortunate, for his conscience told him that no end, however important, which could be achieved in Darsie Latimer’s affairs, could be balanced against the reputation which Alan was like to forfeit by deserting the cause of Poor Peter Peebles.

The effort that these matters required and the interest that so many notable legal figures seemed to have in his son really helped lift the burdened spirit of Saunders Fairford. He kept speaking mysteriously about the very important issue that had kept his son from attending for the short remainder of the session. He tried to soothe his own feelings, but that didn't go as well, because his conscience reminded him that no matter how significant the outcome of Darsie Latimer’s situation could be, it couldn't compare to the reputation Alan was likely to lose by abandoning Poor Peter Peebles’s cause.

In the meanwhile, although the haze which surrounded the cause, or causes, of that unfortunate litigant had been for a time dispelled by Alan’s eloquence, like a fog by the thunder of artillery, yet it seemed once more to settle down upon the mass of litigation, thick as the palpable darkness of Egypt, at the very sound of Mr. Tough’s voice, who, on the second day after Alan’s departure, was heard in answer to the opening counsel. Deep-mouthed, long-breathed, and pertinacious, taking a pinch of snuff betwixt every sentence, which otherwise seemed interminable—the veteran pleader prosed over all the themes which had been treated so luminously by Fairford: he quietly and imperceptibly replaced all the rubbish which the other had cleared away, and succeeded in restoring the veil of obscurity and unintelligibility which had for many years darkened the case of Peebles against Plainstanes; and the matter was once more hung up by a remit to an accountant, with instruction to report before answer. So different a result from that which the public had been led to expect from Alan’s speech gave rise to various speculations.

In the meantime, even though the confusion surrounding the reasons for that unfortunate lawsuit had temporarily cleared thanks to Alan’s powerful speech, like fog lifting in the wake of cannon fire, it seemed to settle back over the legal proceedings, as thick as the darkness of Egypt, at the mere sound of Mr. Tough’s voice, who was heard responding to the opening lawyer two days after Alan left. Deep-voiced, long-winded, and stubborn, taking a pinch of snuff between every sentence—which otherwise seemed endless—the seasoned lawyer rambled on about all the topics Fairford had addressed so clearly: he quietly and subtly reinstated all the mess that the other had cleared, managing to restore the veil of confusion that had shrouded the case of Peebles against Plainstanes for many years; and the matter was once again put on hold with a referral to an accountant for a report before a response. Such a different outcome from what the public had anticipated from Alan’s speech led to various speculations.

The client himself opined, that it was entirely owing, first, to his own absence during the first day’s pleading, being, as he said, deboshed with brandy, usquebaugh, and other strong waters, at John’s Coffee-house, PER AMBAGES of Peter Drudgeit, employed to that effect by and through the device, counsel, and covyne of Saunders Fairford, his agent, or pretended agent. Secondly by the flight and voluntary desertion of the younger Fairford, the advocate; on account of which, he served both father and son with a petition and complaint against them, for malversation in office. So that the apparent and most probable issue of this cause seemed to menace the melancholy Mr. Saunders Fairford, with additional subject for plague and mortification; which was the more galling, as his conscience told him that the case was really given away, and that a very brief resumption of the former argument, with reference to the necessary authorities and points of evidence, would have enabled Alan, by the mere breath, as it were, of his mouth, to blow away the various cobwebs with which Mr. Tough had again invested the proceedings. But it went, he said, just like a decreet in absence, and was lost for want of a contradictor.

The client himself believed that it was entirely due, first, to his own absence during the first day’s hearing, being, as he stated, completely wasted on brandy, whiskey, and other strong drinks at John’s Coffee-house, THROUGH THE INTERVENTION of Peter Drudgeit, who was hired for that purpose through the scheme, advice, and trickery of Saunders Fairford, his agent, or supposed agent. Secondly, it was due to the sudden departure and voluntary abandonment of the younger Fairford, the lawyer; because of this, he served both father and son with a petition and complaint against them for misconduct in office. Thus, the likely and most probable outcome of this case seemed to threaten the unfortunate Mr. Saunders Fairford with even more reasons for stress and frustration; which was even more frustrating, as his conscience told him that the case had really been given up, and that a very brief return to the previous argument, with reference to the necessary authorities and evidence points, would have allowed Alan, with just a word, to clear away the various complications that Mr. Tough had once again introduced into the proceedings. But it went, he said, just like a ruling in someone's absence, and was lost for lack of a rebuttal.

In the meanwhile, nearly a week passed over without Mr. Fairford hearing a word directly from his son. He learned, indeed, by a letter from Mr. Crosbie, that the young counsellor had safely reached Dumfries, but had left that town upon some ulterior researches, the purpose of which he had not communicated. The old man, thus left to suspense, and to mortifying recollections, deprived also of the domestic society to which he had been habituated, began to suffer in body as well as in mind. He had formed the determination of setting out in person for Dumfriesshire, when, after having been dogged, peevish, and snappish to his clerks and domestics, to an unusual and almost intolerable degree, the acrimonious humours settled in a hissing-hot fit of the gout, which is a well-known tamer of the most froward spirits, and under whose discipline we shall, for the present, leave him, as the continuation of this history assumes, with the next division, a form somewhat different from direct narrative and epistolary correspondence, though partaking of the character of both.

In the meantime, nearly a week went by without Mr. Fairford hearing a word directly from his son. He did find out, though, through a letter from Mr. Crosbie, that the young lawyer had safely arrived in Dumfries but had left that town for some further investigations, which he hadn't shared the details of. The old man, left in suspense and troubled by painful memories, and also missing the domestic company he was used to, started to suffer physically as well as mentally. He had made up his mind to head to Dumfriesshire in person when, after being irritable, grumpy, and snappy with his clerks and household staff to an unusual and annoying degree, his bad mood turned into a painful bout of gout, which is well-known for taming even the most difficult personalities. We will leave him under this discomfort for now, as the next part of this story will take on a somewhat different format that mixes both direct narration and letter writing.





CHAPTER III

JOURNAL OF DARSIE LATIMER (The following address is written on the inside of the envelope which contained the Journal.)

JOURNAL OF DARSIE LATIMER (The following address is written on the inside of the envelope that contained the Journal.)

Into what hands soever these leaves may fall, they will instruct him, during a certain time at least, in the history of the life of an unfortunate young man, who, in the heart of a free country, and without any crime being laid to his charge, has been, and is, subjected to a course of unlawful and violent restraint. He who opens this letter, is therefore conjured to apply to the nearest magistrate, and, following such indications as the papers may afford, to exert himself for the relief of one, who, while he possesses every claim to assistance which oppressed innocence can give, has, at the same time, both the inclination and the means of being grateful to his deliverers. Or, if the person obtaining these letters shall want courage or means to effect the writer’s release, he is, in that case, conjured, by every duty of a man to his fellow mortals, and of a Christian towards one who professes the same holy faith, to take the speediest measures for conveying them with speed and safety to the hands of Alan Fairford, Esq., Advocate, residing in the family of his father, Alexander Fairford, Esq., Writer to the Signet, Brown’s Square, Edinburgh. He may be assured of a liberal reward, besides the consciousness of having discharged a real duty to humanity.

Whoever finds these pages will learn, at least for a time, about the life of an unfortunate young man who, in the heart of a free country and without any crime against him, has been and continues to be subjected to unlawful and violent detention. Therefore, anyone who opens this letter is urged to go to the nearest magistrate and, following the guidance provided in these papers, to do everything possible to help someone who, while deserving every ounce of assistance that oppressed innocence can claim, is also eager and able to express gratitude to his rescuers. If the person reading this letter lacks the courage or resources to secure the writer's release, they are implored, by every duty of humanity and every principle of Christianity towards a fellow believer, to take prompt action to ensure that these letters are delivered quickly and safely to Alan Fairford, Esq., Advocate, who is residing with his father, Alexander Fairford, Esq., Writer to the Signet, Brown’s Square, Edinburgh. They can rest assured of a generous reward, along with the satisfaction of having fulfilled a genuine duty to humanity.

MY DEAREST ALAN, Feeling as warmly towards you in doubt and in distress, as I ever did in the brightest days of our intimacy, it is to you whom I address a history which may perhaps fall into very different hands. A portion of my former spirit descends to my pen when I write your name, and indulging the happy thought that you may be my deliverer from my present uncomfortable and alarming situation, as you have been my guide and counsellor on every former occasion, I will subdue the dejection which would otherwise overwhelm me. Therefore, as, Heaven knows, I have time enough to write, I will endeavour to pour my thoughts out, as fully and freely as of old, though probably without the same gay and happy levity.

MY DEAREST ALAN, Even in my doubts and distress, I feel just as warmly towards you as I did during the happiest days of our friendship. It is to you that I share a story that might end up in very different hands. A part of my old spirit comes alive when I write your name, and holding onto the hopeful thought that you might save me from my current uncomfortable and scary situation, just as you have guided and advised me in the past, I will push aside the sadness that would otherwise overwhelm me. So, with plenty of time to write, I will try to express my thoughts as completely and openly as I once did, though probably without the same cheerful and light-hearted tone.

If the papers should reach other hands than yours, still I will not regret this exposure of my feelings; for, allowing for an ample share of the folly incidental to youth and inexperience, I fear not that I have much to be ashamed of in my narrative; nay, I even hope that the open simplicity and frankness with which I am about to relate every singular and distressing circumstance, may prepossess even a stranger in my favour; and that, amid the multitude of seemingly trivial circumstances which I detail at length, a clue may be found to effect my liberation.

If these papers end up in someone else's hands, I still won't regret sharing my feelings; because, considering the mistakes that come with youth and inexperience, I don't think there's much in my story that I need to be ashamed of. In fact, I even hope that the straightforward openness with which I’m going to describe every unusual and troubling event might win over even a stranger. And that, among the many seemingly insignificant details I share, there might be a hint that leads to my freedom.

Another chance certainly remains—the Journal, as I may call it, may never reach the hands, either of the dear friend to whom it is addressed, or those of an indifferent stranger, but may become the prey of the persons by whom I am at present treated as a prisoner. Let it be so—they will learn from it little but what they already know; that, as a man and an Englishman, my soul revolts at the usage which I have received; that I am determined to essay every possible means to obtain my freedom; that captivity has not broken my spirit, and that, although they may doubtless complete their oppression by murder, I am still willing to bequeath my cause to the justice of my country. Undeterred, therefore, by the probability that my papers may be torn from me, and subjected to the inspection of one in particular, who, causelessly my enemy already, may be yet further incensed at me for recording the history of my wrongs, I proceed to resume the history of events which have befallen me since the conclusion of my last letter to my dear Alan Fairford, dated, if I mistake not, on the 5th day of this still current month of August.

Another chance definitely remains—the Journal, as I’ll call it, might never reach the hands of the dear friend it’s meant for or even those of an indifferent stranger, but could end up in the possession of the people who currently have me imprisoned. So be it—they will only learn from it what they already know; that, as a man and an Englishman, I am disgusted by the treatment I have received; that I am determined to try every possible means to gain my freedom; that captivity hasn’t broken my spirit, and that even though they might ultimately complete their oppression by murder, I am still willing to leave my cause to the justice of my country. Undeterred, therefore, by the likelihood that my papers might be taken from me and examined by someone in particular, who is already my enemy without cause and may become even more furious with me for documenting the story of my injustices, I will continue the account of the events that have occurred since my last letter to my dear Alan Fairford, dated, if I’m not mistaken, on the 5th day of this still ongoing month of August.

Upon the night preceding the date of that letter, I had been present, for the purpose of an idle frolic, at a dancing party at the village of Brokenburn, about six miles from Dumfries; many persons must have seen me there, should the fact appear of importance sufficient to require investigation. I danced, played on the violin, and took part in the festivity till about midnight, when my servant, Samuel Owen, brought me my horses, and I rode back to a small inn called Shepherd’s Bush, kept by Mrs. Gregson, which had been occasionally my residence for about a fortnight past. I spent the earlier part of the forenoon in writing a letter, which I have already mentioned, to you, my dear Alan, and which, I think, you must have received in safety. Why did I not follow your advice, so often given me? Why did I linger in the neighbourhood of a danger, of which a kind voice had warned me? These are now unavailing questions; I was blinded by a fatality, and remained, fluttering like a moth around the candle, until I have been scorched to some purpose.

The night before I wrote that letter, I was at a dance party in the village of Brokenburn, about six miles from Dumfries, just for some fun. Many people must have seen me there if that’s important enough to look into. I danced, played the violin, and enjoyed the festivities until around midnight, when my servant, Samuel Owen, brought my horses, and I rode back to a small inn called Shepherd’s Bush, run by Mrs. Gregson, where I had been staying for about a fortnight. I spent the earlier part of the morning writing you that letter, my dear Alan, which I believe you must have received safely. Why didn’t I listen to your advice, which you often gave me? Why did I stay close to a danger that a kind voice had warned me about? These questions are now pointless; I was blinded by fate and kept fluttering around the flame like a moth until I got burned.

The greater part of the day had passed, and time hung heavy on my hands. I ought, perhaps, to blush at recollecting what has been often objected to me by the dear friend to whom this letter is addressed, viz. the facility with which I have, in moments of indolence, suffered my motions to be, directed by any person who chanced to be near me, instead of taking the labour of thinking or deciding for myself. I had employed for some time, as a sort of guide and errand-boy, a lad named Benjamin, the son of one widow Coltherd, who lives near the Shepherd’s Bush, and I cannot but remember that, upon several occasions, I had of late suffered him to possess more influence over my motions than at all became the difference of our age and condition. At present, he exerted himself to persuade me that it was the finest possible sport to see the fish taken out from the nets placed in the Solway at the reflux of the tide, and urged my going thither this evening so much, that, looking back on the whole circumstances, I cannot but think he had some especial motive for his conduct. These particulars I have mentioned, that if these papers fall into friendly hands, the boy may be sought after and submitted to examination.

Most of the day had gone by, and I was feeling the weight of time. I should probably feel embarrassed thinking about what my dear friend, to whom this letter is directed, often points out: how easily I've let myself be guided by anyone nearby during my lazy moments, rather than putting in the effort to think or decide for myself. For a while, I had used a kid named Benjamin, the son of a widow Coltherd who lives close to Shepherd’s Bush, as a sort of guide and errand runner. I can’t help but recall that recently I had allowed him to have more influence over my actions than was appropriate given our age difference and backgrounds. Right now, he was trying to convince me that watching fish being pulled from nets in the Solway as the tide went out was the best fun ever, and he pushed so hard for me to go there this evening that I can’t help but think he had some specific reason for doing so. I mention these details so that if these papers end up in friendly hands, the boy can be found and questioned.

His eloquence being unable to persuade me that I should take any pleasure in seeing the fruitless struggles of the fish when left in the nets and deserted by the tide, he artfully suggested, that Mr. and Miss Geddes, a respectable Quaker family well known in the neighbourhood and with whom I had contracted habits of intimacy, would possibly be offended if I did not make them an early visit. Both, he said, had been particularly inquiring the reasons of my leaving their house rather suddenly on the previous day. I resolved, therefore, to walk up to Mount Sharon and make my apologies; and I agreed to permit the boy to attend upon me, and wait my return from the house, that I might fish on my way homeward to Shepherd’s Bush, for which amusement, he assured me, I would find the evening most favourable. I mention this minute circumstance, because I strongly suspect that this boy had a presentiment how the evening was to terminate with me, and entertained the selfish though childish wish of securing to himself an angling-rod which he had often admired, as a part of my spoils. I may do the boy wrong, but I had before remarked in him the peculiar art of pursuing the trifling objects of cupidity proper to his age, with the systematic address of much riper years.

His smooth talk couldn’t convince me that I’d enjoy watching the fish struggle aimlessly in the nets, left behind by the tide. So, he cleverly suggested that Mr. and Miss Geddes, a respectable Quaker family well-known in the area and with whom I had become friendly, might take offense if I didn’t visit them soon. He said they had been asking about why I had left their house rather suddenly the day before. I decided to walk up to Mount Sharon to apologize, and I agreed to let the boy accompany me and wait for my return from their house, so I could fish on my way home to Shepherd’s Bush, which he assured me would be a great way to spend the evening. I mention this small detail because I suspect the boy had a feeling about how the evening would turn out for me and selfishly, though childishly, hoped to secure an angling rod he often admired as part of my catch. I might be misjudging the boy, but I had noticed in him a knack for pursuing the little things he wanted typical for his age with a sophistication of much older individuals.

When we had commenced our walk, I upbraided him with the coolness of the evening, considering the season, the easterly wind, and other circumstances, unfavourable for angling. He persisted in his own story, and made a few casts, as if to convince me of my error, but caught no fish; and, indeed, as I am now convinced, was much more intent on watching my motions than on taking any. When I ridiculed him once more on his fruitless endeavours, he answered with a sneering smile, that ‘the trouts would not rise, because there was thunder in the air;’ an intimation which, in one sense, I have found too true.

When we started our walk, I pointed out to him how chilly the evening was, given the time of year, the east wind, and other factors that weren't great for fishing. He stuck to his own story and made a few casts, trying to prove me wrong, but he didn't catch any fish. In fact, I've come to realize he was much more focused on watching what I was doing than on actually fishing. When I mocked him again for his unsuccessful attempts, he replied with a sarcastic smile, saying that “the trout wouldn’t bite because there was thunder in the air,” a comment that, in one way, has turned out to be painfully accurate.

I arrived at Mount Sharon; was received by my friends there with their wonted kindness; and after being a little rallied on my having suddenly left them on the preceding evening, I agreed to make atonement by staying all night, and dismissed the lad who attended with my fishing-rod, to carry that information to Shepherd’s Bush. It may be doubted whether he went thither, or in a different direction.

I got to Mount Sharon and was greeted by my friends there with their usual warmth. After they teased me a bit for suddenly leaving them the night before, I promised to make it up to them by staying the night. I sent the young guy who was with my fishing rod to let Shepherd’s Bush know. It’s unclear whether he actually went there or headed somewhere else.

Betwixt eight and nine o’clock, when it began to become dark, we walked on the terrace to enjoy the appearance of the firmament, glittering with ten million stars; to which a slight touch of early frost gave tenfold lustre. As we gazed on this splendid scene, Miss Geddes, I think, was the first to point out to our admiration a shooting or falling star, which, she said, drew a long train after it. Looking to the part of the heavens which she pointed out, I distinctly observed two successive sky-rockets arise and burst in the sky.

Between eight and nine o’clock, as it started to get dark, we walked on the terrace to admire the sky, sparkling with millions of stars; a hint of early frost made them shine even brighter. While we were taking in this beautiful scene, I think Miss Geddes was the first to draw our attention to a shooting star, which she said left a long trail behind it. Looking in the direction she indicated, I clearly saw two consecutive fireworks shoot up and explode in the sky.

‘These meteors,’ said Mr. Geddes, in answer to his sister’s observation, ‘are not formed in heaven, nor do they bode any good to the dwellers upon earth.’

‘These meteors,’ Mr. Geddes replied to his sister’s comment, ‘aren’t created in the sky, nor do they bring any good to those living on earth.’

As he spoke, I looked to another quarter of the sky, and a rocket, as if a signal in answer to those which had already appeared, rose high from the earth, and burst apparently among the stars.

As he spoke, I looked to another part of the sky, and a rocket, almost like a response to those that had already appeared, shot up from the ground and exploded among the stars.

Mr. Geddes seemed very thoughtful for some minutes, and then said to his sister, ‘Rachel, though it waxes late. I must go down to the fishing station, and pass the night in the overseer’s room there.’

Mr. Geddes looked deep in thought for a few minutes and then said to his sister, "Rachel, even though it's getting late, I need to head down to the fishing station and spend the night in the overseer's room there."

‘Nay, then,’ replied the lady, ‘I am but too well assured that the sons of Belial are menacing these nets and devices. Joshua, art thou a man of peace, and wilt thou willingly and wittingly thrust thyself where thou mayst be tempted by the old man Adam within thee, to enter into debate and strife?’

‘No, then,’ replied the lady, ‘I am more than certain that the sons of Belial are threatening these traps and schemes. Joshua, are you a man of peace, and will you willingly put yourself in a position where you might be tempted by the old man Adam inside you, to get into arguments and conflict?’

‘I am a man of peace, Rachel,’ answered Mr. Geddes, ‘even to the utmost extent which our friends can demand of humanity; and neither have I ever used, nor, with the help of God, will I at any future time employ, the arm of flesh to repel or to revenge injuries. But if I can, by mild reasons and firm conduct, save those rude men from committing a crime, and the property belonging to myself and others from sustaining damage, surely I do but the duty of a man and a Christian.’

‘I am a man of peace, Rachel,’ Mr. Geddes replied, ‘even to the fullest extent that our friends can expect from humanity; and I have never used, nor will I ever use, violence to counter or avenge wrongs, with God’s help. But if I can, through calm reasoning and strong actions, prevent those rough men from committing a crime and protect my property and that of others from being damaged, then I am simply doing my duty as a man and a Christian.’

With these words, he ordered his horse instantly; and his sister, ceasing to argue with him, folded her arms upon her bosom, and looked up to heaven with a resigned and yet sorrowful countenance.

With these words, he immediately commanded his horse; and his sister, stopping her argument, crossed her arms over her chest and looked up to the sky with a resigned yet sorrowful expression.

These particulars may appear trivial; but it is better, in my present condition, to exert my faculties in recollecting the past, and in recording it, than waste them in vain and anxious anticipations of the future.

These details might seem insignificant, but it's better, given my current situation, to use my abilities to remember the past and write about it rather than waste them on pointless and anxious thoughts about the future.

It would have been scarcely proper in me to remain in the house from which the master was thus suddenly summoned away; and I therefore begged permission to attend him to the fishing station, assuring his sister that I would be a guarantee for his safety.

It wouldn't have been right for me to stay in the house after the master was suddenly called away, so I asked if I could go with him to the fishing spot, assuring his sister that I would keep him safe.

That proposal seemed to give much pleasure to Miss Geddes. ‘Let it be so, brother,’ she said; ‘and let the young man have the desire of his heart, that there may be a faithful witness to stand by thee in the hour of need, and to report how it shall fare with thee.

That proposal appeared to greatly please Miss Geddes. “Let it be so, brother,” she said, “and let the young man have what he desires, so there can be a loyal witness to support you in your time of need and to share how things go for you.

‘Nay, Rachel,’ said the worthy man, ‘thou art to blame in this, that to quiet thy apprehensions on my account, thou shouldst thrust into danger—if danger it shall prove to be—this youth, our guest; for whom, doubtless, in case of mishap, as many hearts will ache as may be afflicted on our account.’

‘No, Rachel,’ said the good man, ‘you are at fault here because to ease your worries about me, you would put this young man, our guest, in danger—if it turns out to be danger at all. For if something goes wrong, as many people will be hurt by it as will be because of us.’

‘No, my good friend,’ said I, taking Mr. Geddes’s hand, ‘I am not so happy as you suppose me. Were my span to be concluded this evening, few would so much as know that such a being had existed for twenty years on the face of the earth; and of these few, only one would sincerely regret me. Do not, therefore, refuse me the privilege attending you; and of showing, by so trifling an act of kindness, that if I have few friends, I am at least desirous to serve them.’

‘No, my good friend,’ I said, taking Mr. Geddes’s hand, ‘I’m not as happy as you think I am. If my life were to end this evening, hardly anyone would even know that I existed for twenty years on this earth; and of those few, only one would truly miss me. So please don’t deny me the chance to be with you; by doing this small act of kindness, you’ll show that even though I have few friends, I still want to be of help to them.’

‘Thou hast a kind heart, I warrant thee,’ said Joshua Geddes, returning the pressure of my hand. ‘Rachel, the young man shall go with me. Why should he not face danger, in order to do justice and preserve peace? There is that within me,’ he added, looking upwards, and with a passing enthusiasm which I had not before observed and the absence of which perhaps rather belonged to the sect than to his own personal character—‘I say, I have that within which assures me, that though the ungodly may rage even like the storm of the ocean, they shall not have freedom to prevail against us.’

‘You have a kind heart, I assure you,’ said Joshua Geddes, squeezing my hand. ‘Rachel, the young man will come with me. Why shouldn’t he face danger to seek justice and maintain peace? There’s something inside me,’ he added, looking up with a spark of enthusiasm I hadn’t noticed before, and which perhaps reflected more on the group he belonged to than on his personal character—‘I mean, I have something within me that assures me, even if the wicked rage like the stormy ocean, they won’t have the power to overcome us.’

Having spoken thus, Mr. Geddes appointed a pony to be saddled for my use; and having taken a basket with some provisions, and a servant to carry back the horses for which there was no accommodation at the fishing station, we set off about nine o’clock at night, and after three-quarters of an hour’s riding, arrived at our place of destination.

Having said that, Mr. Geddes arranged for a pony to be saddled for me; and after grabbing a basket with some snacks, and bringing along a servant to take back the horses since there wasn't enough room at the fishing spot, we left around nine o'clock at night. After riding for about forty-five minutes, we reached our destination.

The station consists, or then consisted, of huts for four or five fishermen, a cooperage and shed, and a better sort of cottage at which the superintendent resided. We gave our horses to the servant, to be carried back to Mount Sharon; my companion expressing himself humanely anxious for their safety—and knocked at the door of the house. At first we only heard a barking of dogs; but these animals became quiet on snuffing beneath the door, and acknowledging the presence of friends. A hoarse voice then demanded, in rather unfriendly accents, who we were, and what we wanted and it was not; until Joshua named himself, and called upon his superintendent to open, that the latter appeared at the door of the hut, attended by three large dogs of the Newfoundland breed. He had a flambeau in his hand, and two large heavy ship-pistols stuck into his belt. He was a stout elderly man, who had been a sailor, as I learned, during the earlier part of his life, and was now much confided in by the Fishing Company, whose concerns he directed under the orders of Mr. Geddes.

The station consisted of small huts for four or five fishermen, a workshop and shed, and a nicer cottage where the superintendent lived. We handed our horses over to the servant to take back to Mount Sharon; my companion expressed genuine concern for their safety—and knocked on the door of the house. At first, all we heard was barking from dogs; but they quieted down when they smelled beneath the door, realizing we were friends. A gruff voice then asked, in a rather unfriendly tone, who we were and what we wanted, and it wasn’t until Joshua introduced himself and called for his superintendent to open the door that the latter appeared, accompanied by three large Newfoundland dogs. He had a torch in his hand and two heavy ship pistols tucked into his belt. He was a stout older man who I learned had been a sailor in his earlier years and was now trusted by the Fishing Company, which he managed under the supervision of Mr. Geddes.

‘Thou didst not expect me to-night, friend Davies?’ said my friend to the old man, who was arranging seats for us by the fire.

‘You didn’t expect me tonight, friend Davies?’ said my friend to the old man, who was arranging seats for us by the fire.

‘No, Master Geddes,’ answered he, ‘I did not expect you, nor, to speak the truth, did I wish for you either.’

‘No, Master Geddes,’ he replied, ‘I didn’t expect you, and to be honest, I wouldn’t have wanted you here either.’

‘These are plain terms: John Davies,’ answered Mr. Geddes.

‘These are straightforward words: John Davies,’ replied Mr. Geddes.

‘Aye, aye, sir, I know your worship loves no holiday speeches.’

‘Sure, I get it, sir, I know you don’t like long speeches on holidays.’

‘Thou dost guess, I suppose, what brings us here so late, John Davies?’ said Mr. Geddes.

"You're probably wondering why we're here so late, John Davies?" said Mr. Geddes.

‘I do suppose, sir,’ answered the superintendent, ‘that it was because those d—d smuggling wreckers on the coast are showing their lights to gather their forces, as they did the night before they broke down the dam-dyke and weirs up the country; but if that same be the case, I wish once more you had stayed away, for your worship carries no fighting tackle aboard, I think; and there will be work for such ere morning, your worship.’

‘I think, sir,’ answered the superintendent, ‘it’s because those blasted smuggling wreckers on the coast are signaling to gather their crew, just like they did the night before they destroyed the dam and weirs upstream; but if that's the case, I really wish you had stayed away, because I don’t believe you have any fighting gear on board, and there will be work for that before morning, your worship.’

‘Worship is due to Heaven only, John Davies,’ said Geddes, ‘I have often desired thee to desist from using that phrase to me.’

‘Worship is owed to Heaven only, John Davies,’ Geddes said, ‘I’ve often asked you to stop using that phrase with me.’

‘I won’t, then,’ said John; ‘no offence meant: But how the devil can a man stand picking his words, when he is just going to come to blows?’

‘I won’t, then,’ said John; ‘no offense intended: But how on earth can a guy carefully choose his words when he’s about to start a fight?’

‘I hope not, John Davies,’ said Joshua Geddes. ‘Call in the rest of the men, that I may give them their instructions.’

‘I hope not, John Davies,’ said Joshua Geddes. ‘Gather the rest of the men so I can give them their instructions.’

‘I may cry till doomsday Master Geddes, ere a soul answers—the cowardly lubbers have all made sail—the cooper, and all the rest of them, so soon as they heard the enemy were at sea. They have all taken to the long-boat, and left the ship among the breakers, except little Phil and myself—they have, by—!’

‘I might cry until doomsday, Master Geddes, before anyone responds—the cowardly fools have all set sail—the cooper and the rest of them, as soon as they heard the enemy was at sea. They’ve all jumped into the lifeboat and left the ship in the storm, except for little Phil and me—they have, by—!’

‘Swear not at all, John Davies—thou art an honest man; and I believe, without an oath, that thy comrades love their own bones better than my goods and chattels. And so thou hast no assistance but little Phil against a hundred men or two?’

‘Don't swear at all, John Davies—you’re an honest guy; and I truly believe, without needing to swear, that your friends care more about their own skin than my belongings. So you only have little Phil to help you against a hundred or two men?’

‘Why, there are the dogs, your honour knows, Neptune and Thetis—and the puppy may do something; and then though your worship—I beg pardon—though your honour be no great fighter, this young gentleman may bear a hand.’

‘Well, there are the dogs, as you know, Neptune and Thetis—and the puppy might do something; and even though you’re not much of a fighter, this young gentleman might help out.’

‘Aye, and I see you are provided with arms,’ said Mr. Geddes; ‘let me see them.’

‘Yeah, and I see you have weapons,’ said Mr. Geddes; ‘let me take a look at them.’

‘Aye, aye, sir; here be a pair of buffers will bite as well as bark—these will make sure of two rogues at least. It would be a shame to strike without firing a shot. Take care, your honour, they are double-shotted.’

‘Yes, sir; here are a couple of buffers that will bite as well as bark—these will ensure we catch at least two crooks. It would be a shame to hit without firing a shot. Be careful, your honor, they’re double-loaded.’

‘Aye, John Davies, I will take care of them, throwing the pistols into a tub of water beside him; ‘and I wish I could render the whole generation of them useless at the same moment.’

‘Yeah, John Davies, I’ll take care of them,’ he said, tossing the pistols into a tub of water next to him; ‘and I wish I could make the whole generation of them useless at the same time.’

A deep shade of displeasure passed over John Davies’s weatherbeaten countenance. ‘Belike your honour is going to take the command yourself, then?’ he said, after a pause. ‘Why, I can be of little use now; and since your worship, or your honour, or whatever you are, means to strike quietly, I believe you will do it better without me than with me, for I am like enough to make mischief, I admit; but I’ll never leave my post without orders.’

A frown crossed John Davies's weathered face. "I guess you’re planning to take charge yourself?" he said after a moment. "Well, I won't be much help now; and since you intend to handle things quietly, I think you'll manage better without me than with me, because I tend to cause trouble, I admit. But I'll never leave my post without orders."

‘Then you have mine, John Davies, to go to Mount Sharon directly, and take the boy Phil with you. Where is he?’

‘Then you have mine, John Davies, to go to Mount Sharon right away and take the boy Phil with you. Where is he?’

‘He is on the outlook for these scums of the earth,’ answered Davies; ‘but it is to no purpose to know when they come, if we are not to stand to our weapons.’

‘He is on the lookout for these scums of the earth,’ replied Davies; ‘but it’s pointless to know when they arrive if we’re not ready to fight back.’

‘We will use none but those of sense and reason, John.’

‘We will only use those with common sense and reason, John.’

‘And you may just as well cast chaff against the wind, as speak sense and reason to the like of them.’

‘And you might as well throw chaff into the wind as try to reason with people like them.’

‘Well, well, be it so,’ said Joshua; ‘and now, John Davies, I know thou art what the world calls a brave fellow, and I have ever found thee an honest one. And now I command you to go to Mount Sharon, and let Phil lie on the bank-side—see the poor boy hath a sea-cloak, though—and watch what happens there, and let him bring you the news; and if any violence shall be offered to the property there, I trust to your fidelity to carry my sister to Dumfries to the house of our friends the Corsacks, and inform the civil authorities of what mischief hath befallen.’

‘Well, well, let it be so,’ said Joshua; ‘and now, John Davies, I know you're what people call a brave guy, and I’ve always found you to be honest. So now I’m telling you to go to Mount Sharon and let Phil rest by the bank—he does have a sea-cloak, after all—and keep an eye on what happens there. Have him bring you the news; and if any trouble comes to the property there, I trust you to take my sister to Dumfries to the home of our friends the Corsacks and inform the authorities about what has happened.’

The old seaman paused a moment. ‘It is hard lines for me,’ he said, ‘to leave your honour in tribulation; and yet, staying here, I am only like to make bad worse; and your honour’s sister, Miss Rachel, must be looked to, that’s certain; for if the rogues once get their hand to mischief, they will come to Mount Sharon after they have wasted and destroyed this here snug little roadstead, where I thought to ride at anchor for life.’

The old sailor hesitated for a moment. “It’s tough for me,” he said, “to leave you in trouble; but if I stay here, I’ll probably just make things worse. And your sister, Miss Rachel, definitely needs to be taken care of; because if those crooks start causing trouble, they’ll come to Mount Sharon after they’ve ruined this nice little harbor, where I had hoped to stay anchored for life.”

‘Right, right, John Davies,’ said Joshua Geddes; ‘and best call the dogs with you.’

‘Okay, okay, John Davies,’ said Joshua Geddes; ‘and it’s probably best to bring the dogs with you.’

‘Aye, aye, sir,’ said the veteran, ‘for they are something of my mind, and would not keep quiet if they saw mischief doing; so maybe they might come to mischief, poor dumb creatures. So God bless your honour—I mean your worship—I cannot bring my mouth to say fare you well. Here, Neptune, Thetis! come, dogs, come.’

‘Yes, yes, sir,’ said the veteran, ‘because they think like me and wouldn’t stay silent if they saw trouble brewing; so they could end up in trouble themselves, poor dumb creatures. So God bless you—I mean, your honor—I can’t bring myself to say goodbye. Here, Neptune, Thetis! Come, dogs, come.’

So saying, and with a very crestfallen countenance, John Davies left the hut.

So saying, and with a very sad expression, John Davies left the hut.

‘Now there goes one of the best and most faithful creatures that ever was born,’ said Mr. Geddes, as the superintendent shut the door of the cottage. ‘Nature made him with a heart that would not have suffered him to harm a fly; but thou seest, friend Latimer, that as men arm their bull-dogs with spiked collars, and their game-cocks with steel spurs, to aid them in fight, so they corrupt, by education, the best and mildest natures, until fortitude and spirit become stubbornness and ferocity. Believe me, friend Latimer, I would as soon expose my faithful household dog to a vain combat with a herd of wolves, as yon trusty creature to the violence of the enraged multitude. But I need say little on this subject to thee, friend Latimer, who, I doubt not, art trained to believe that courage is displayed and honour attained, not by doing and suffering as becomes a man that which fate calls us to suffer and justice commands us to do, but because thou art ready to retort violence for violence, and considerest the lightest insult as a sufficient cause for the spilling of blood, nay, the taking of life. But, leaving these points of controversy to a more fit season, let us see what our basket of provision contains; for in truth, friend Latimer, I am one of those whom neither fear nor anxiety deprives of their ordinary appetite.’

“Now there goes one of the best and most loyal creatures that ever existed,” said Mr. Geddes as the superintendent closed the door of the cottage. “Nature created him with a heart so kind that he wouldn’t harm a fly; but you see, my friend Latimer, just like men equip their bulldogs with spiked collars and their gamecocks with steel spurs for fights, they also corrupt the best and gentlest natures through education, turning bravery and spirit into stubbornness and aggression. Believe me, friend Latimer, I would sooner put my loyal pet dog into a pointless fight with a pack of wolves than let that faithful creature face the wrath of an angry crowd. But I needn’t elaborate on this with you, dear Latimer, who I have no doubt have been taught to believe that courage is shown and honor achieved not by enduring the trials and doing what fate requires of us and justice demands of us, but because you are ready to reply to violence with violence and see even the slightest insult as a valid reason for shedding blood, even taking a life. But, putting these points of disagreement aside for now, let’s check what’s in our basket of supplies; because honestly, friend Latimer, I’m one of those people for whom neither fear nor worry takes away their usual appetite.”

We found the means of good cheer accordingly, which Mr. Geddes seemed to enjoy as much as if it had been eaten in a situation of perfect safety; nay, his conversation appeared to be rather more gay than on ordinary occasions. After eating our supper, we left the hut together, and walked for a few minutes on the banks of the sea. It was high water, and the ebb had not yet commenced. The moon shone broad and bright upon the placid face of the Solway Firth, and showed a slight ripple upon the stakes, the tops of which were just visible above the waves, and on the dark-coloured buoys which marked the upper edge of the enclosure of nets. At a much greater distance—for the estuary is here very wide—the line of the English coast was seen on the verge of the water, resembling one of those fog-banks on which mariners are said to gaze, uncertain whether it be land or atmospherical delusion.

We found a way to enjoy ourselves, which Mr. Geddes seemed to appreciate as much as if he were in a completely safe situation; in fact, he seemed even more cheerful than usual. After we had our dinner, we left the hut together and strolled along the shore for a few minutes. It was high tide, and the water had not started to recede yet. The moon shone brightly on the calm water of the Solway Firth, casting a slight ripple on the stakes, the tops of which just peeked above the waves, and on the dark buoys that marked the higher edge of the net enclosure. In the distance—since the estuary is quite wide—the English coastline could be seen at the water's edge, looking like one of those fog banks that sailors stare at, unsure if it’s land or just an illusion.

‘We shall be undisturbed for some hours,’ said Mr. Geddes; ‘they will not come down upon us: till the state of the tide permits them to destroy the tide-nets. Is it not strange to think that human passions will so soon transform such a tranquil scene as this into one of devastation and confusion?’

‘We’ll be undisturbed for a few hours,’ said Mr. Geddes; ‘they won’t come after us until the tide is right for them to wreck the tide-nets. Isn’t it strange to think that human emotions can quickly turn such a peaceful scene as this into one of destruction and chaos?’

It was indeed a scene of exquisite stillness; so much so, that the restless waves of the Solway seemed, if not absolutely to sleep, at least to slumber; on the shore no night-bird was heard—the cock had not sung his first matins, and we ourselves walked more lightly than by day, as if to suit the sounds of our own paces to the serene tranquillity around us. At length, the plaintive cry of a dog broke the silence, and on our return to the cottage, we found that the younger of the three animals which had gone along with John Davies, unaccustomed, perhaps, to distant journeys, and the duty of following to heel, had strayed from the party, and, unable to rejoin them, had wandered back to the place of its birth.

It was truly a scene of perfect stillness; so much so, that the restless waves of the Solway seemed, if not completely asleep, at least dozing off; on the shore, no night bird was heard—the rooster hadn’t crowed his first morning call, and we ourselves walked more softly than during the day, as if to match the sounds of our own footsteps to the peaceful calm surrounding us. Finally, the mournful cry of a dog broke the silence, and when we returned to the cottage, we discovered that the younger of the three animals that had accompanied John Davies, perhaps unaccustomed to long journeys and the responsibility of staying close, had strayed from the group and, unable to reunite with them, had wandered back to its birthplace.

‘Another feeble addition to our feeble garrison,’ said Mr. Geddes, as he caressed the dog, and admitted it into the cottage. ‘Poor thing! as thou art incapable of doing any mischief, I hope thou wilt sustain none. At least thou mayst do us the good service of a sentinel, and permit us to enjoy a quiet repose, under the certainty that thou wilt alarm us when the enemy is at hand.’

"‘Another weak addition to our weak garrison,’ said Mr. Geddes, as he petted the dog and let it into the cottage. ‘Poor thing! Since you can’t do any harm, I hope you won't suffer any. At least you can serve us well as a lookout and let us enjoy a peaceful rest, knowing you’ll alert us when the enemy is near.’"

There were two beds in the superintendent’s room, upon which we threw ourselves. Mr. Geddes, with his happy equanimity of temper, was asleep in the first five minutes. I lay for some time in doubtful and anxious thoughts, watching the fire, and the motions of the restless dog, which, disturbed probably at the absence of John Davies, wandered from the hearth to the door and back again, then came to the bedside and licked my hands and face, and at length, experiencing no repulse to its advances, established itself at my feet, and went to sleep, an example which I soon afterwards followed.

There were two beds in the superintendent’s room, and we flopped down on them. Mr. Geddes, with his usual calm demeanor, fell asleep within the first five minutes. I lay there for a while, caught up in anxious thoughts, staring at the fire and watching the restless dog. The dog, probably unsettled by John Davies’ absence, wandered from the hearth to the door and back again. Then it came over to the bedside and licked my hands and face. Eventually, since I didn't push it away, it settled at my feet and fell asleep, a behavior I soon mirrored.

The rage of narration, my dear Alan—for I will never relinquish the hope that what I am writing may one day reach your hands—has not forsaken me, even in my confinement, and the extensive though unimportant details into which I have been hurried, renders it necessary that I commence another sheet. Fortunately, my pygmy characters comprehend a great many words within a small space of paper.

The urge to tell my story, my dear Alan—for I’ll never give up hope that what I’m writing will someday reach you—hasn't left me, even in my confinement, and the many details, though not crucial, that I've rushed into make it necessary for me to start another page. Luckily, my tiny characters understand a lot of words in a small amount of space.





CHAPTER IV

DARSIE LATIMER’S JOURNAL, IN CONTINUATION

The morning was dawning, and Mr. Geddes and I myself were still sleeping soundly, when the alarm was given by my canine bedfellow, who first growled deeply at intervals, and at length bore more decided testimony to the approach of some enemy. I opened the door of the cottage, and perceived, at the distance of about two hundred yards, a small but close column of men, which I would have taken for a dark hedge, but that I could perceive it was advancing rapidly and in silence.

The morning was breaking, and Mr. Geddes and I were still sleeping soundly when my dog, my bed mate, started growling intermittently before finally making it clear that an enemy was approaching. I opened the cottage door and noticed a small group of men about two hundred yards away. Initially, I thought it was just a dark hedge, but then I realized it was moving quickly and silently toward us.

The dog flew towards them, but instantly ran howling back to me, having probably been chastised by a stick or a stone. Uncertain as to the plan of tactics or of treaty which Mr. Geddes might think proper to adopt, I was about to retire into the cottage, when he suddenly joined me at the door, and, slipping his arm through mine, said, ‘Let us go to meet them manfully; we have done nothing to be ashamed of.—Friends,’ he said, raising his voice as we approached them, ‘who and what are you, and with what purpose are you here on my property?’

The dog dashed towards them, but immediately turned and ran back to me, likely having been hit by a stick or a stone. Unsure of what strategy or approach Mr. Geddes might want to take, I was about to head into the cottage when he suddenly appeared at the door, slipped his arm through mine, and said, “Let’s face them bravely; we have nothing to be ashamed of.” As we got closer, he raised his voice and asked, “Who are you, and what do you want on my property?”

A loud cheer was the answer returned, and a brace of fiddlers who occupied the front of the march immediately struck up the insulting air, the words of which begin—

A loud cheer was the response, and a couple of fiddlers at the front of the march quickly started playing the insulting tune, the lyrics of which begin—

  Merrily danced the Quaker’s wife,
  And merrily danced the Quaker.
  The Quaker's wife danced happily,  
  And the Quaker danced joyfully.  

Even at that moment of alarm, I think I recognized the tones of the blind fiddler, Will, known by the name of Wandering Willie, from his itinerant habits. They continued to advance swiftly and in great order, in their front

Even at that moment of panic, I think I recognized the sound of the blind fiddler, Will, known as Wandering Willie because of his wandering lifestyle. They kept moving forward quickly and in great order, at their front

  The fiery fiddlers playing martial airs;
The passionate violinists playing military tunes;

when, coming close up, they surrounded us by a single movement, and there was a universal cry, ‘Whoop, Quaker—whoop, Quaker! Here have we them both, the wet Quaker and the dry one.’

when they got close, they surrounded us in one swift motion, and there was a loud shout, ‘Whoop, Quaker—whoop, Quaker! Here we have both, the wet Quaker and the dry one.’

‘Hang up the wet Quaker to dry, and wet the dry one with a ducking,’ answered another voice.

‘Hang up the wet Quaker to dry, and soak the dry one by dunking it,’ answered another voice.

‘Where is the sea-otter, John Davies, that destroyed more fish than any sealch upon Ailsa Craig?’ exclaimed a third voice. ‘I have an old crow to pluck with him, and a pock to put the feathers in.’

‘Where is the sea otter, John Davies, who killed more fish than any seal on Ailsa Craig?’ exclaimed a third voice. ‘I have an old score to settle with him, and a bag to put the feathers in.’

We stood perfectly passive; for, to have attempted resistance against more than a hundred men, armed with guns, fish-spears, iron-crows, spades, and bludgeons, would have been an act of utter insanity. Mr. Geddes, with his strong sonorous voice, answered the question about the superintendent in a manner the manly indifference of which compelled them to attend to him.

We stood completely still; trying to fight back against over a hundred men armed with guns, fish spears, crowbars, shovels, and clubs would have been sheer madness. Mr. Geddes, with his strong, deep voice, responded to the question about the superintendent in a way that demanded their attention with his calm indifference.

‘John Davies,’ he said, ‘will, I trust, soon be at Dumfries’—

‘John Davies,’ he said, ‘will, I hope, be in Dumfries soon.’

‘To fetch down redcoats and dragoons against us, you canting old villain!’

‘To bring down redcoats and dragoons against us, you hypocritical old villain!’

A blow was, at the same time, levelled at my friend, which I parried by interposing the stick I had in my hand. I was instantly struck down, and have a faint recollection of hearing some crying, ‘Kill the young spy!’ and others, as I thought, interposing on my behalf. But a second blow on the head, received in the scuffle, soon deprived me of sense and consciousness, and threw me into it state of insensibility, from which I did not recover immediately. When I did come to myself, I was lying on the bed from which I had just risen before the fray, and my poor companion, the Newfoundland puppy, its courage entirely cowed by the tumult of the riot, had crept as close to me as it could, and lay trembling and whining, as if under the most dreadful terror. I doubted at first whether I had not dreamed of the tumult, until, as I attempted to rise, a feeling of pain and dizziness assured me that the injury I had sustained was but too real. I gathered together my senses listened—and heard at a distance the shouts of the rioters, busy, doubtless, in their work of devastation. I made a second effort to rise, or at least to turn myself, for I lay with my face to the wall of the cottage, but I found that my limbs were secured, and my motions effectually prevented—not indeed by cords, but by linen or cloth bandages swathed around my ankles, and securing my arms to my sides. Aware of my utterly captive condition, I groaned betwixt bodily pain and mental distress,

A blow was aimed at my friend, which I blocked by putting the stick I had in my hand in the way. I was quickly taken down, and I vaguely remember hearing someone cry, “Kill the young spy!” along with others, who I thought were trying to help me. But another hit to my head during the struggle knocked me out, plunging me into unconsciousness, from which I didn’t recover right away. When I finally came to, I was lying on the bed I had just gotten off before the chaos, and my poor companion, the Newfoundland puppy, completely frightened by the uproar, had snuggled as close to me as possible and was trembling and whining in terror. At first, I wondered if I had just dreamed the chaos, but as I tried to sit up, the pain and dizziness confirmed that the injury I had suffered was all too real. I gathered my senses and listened, hearing the distant shouts of the rioters, clearly busy with their destructive work. I made another attempt to get up, or at least to turn over, since I was facing the wall of the cottage, but I found that my limbs were tied down, effectively preventing any movement—not by ropes, but by linen bandages wrapped around my ankles and holding my arms to my sides. Realizing I was completely trapped, I groaned between physical pain and mental distress,

A voice by my bedside whispered, in a whining tone, ‘Whisht a-ye, hinnie—Whisht a-ye; haud your tongue, like a gude bairn—ye have cost us dear aneugh already. My hinnie’s clean gane now.’

A voice by my bedside whispered, in a whiny tone, ‘Be quiet now, sweetie—be quiet; hold your tongue, like a good child—you’ve already cost us enough. My sweetie's completely gone now.’

Knowing, as I thought, the phraseology of the wife of the itinerant musician, I asked her where her husband was, and whether he had been hurt.

Knowing, or so I believed, the wording of the musician's wife, I asked her where her husband was and if he had been injured.

‘Broken,’ answered the dame, ‘all broken to pieces; fit for naught but to be made spunks of—the best blood that was in Scotland.’

‘Broken,’ answered the lady, ‘all broken to pieces; good for nothing but to be turned into splinters—the best blood that was in Scotland.’

‘Broken?—blood?—is your husband wounded; has there been bloodshed broken limbs?’

‘Broken?—blood?—is your husband hurt; has there been bloodshed or broken bones?’

‘Broken limbs I wish,’ answered the beldam, ‘that my hinnie had broken the best bane in his body, before he had broken his fiddle, that was the best blood in Scotland—it was a Cremony, for aught that I ken.’

‘Broken limbs I wish,’ answered the old woman, ‘that my boy had broken the best bone in his body, before he had broken his fiddle, which was the best instrument in Scotland—it was a Cremony, as far as I know.’

‘Pshaw—only his fiddle?’ said I.

“Seriously—just his fiddle?” I said.

‘I dinna ken what waur your honour could have wished him to do, unless he had broken his neck; and this is muckle the same to my hinnie Willie and me. Chaw, indeed! It is easy to say chaw, but wha is to gie us ony thing to chaw?—the bread-winner’s gane, and we may e’en sit down and starve.’

‘I don’t know what worse your honor could have wanted him to do, unless he had broken his neck; and this is pretty much the same for my dear Willie and me. Chew, indeed! It’s easy to say chew, but who is going to give us anything to chew?—the breadwinner’s gone, and we might as well sit down and starve.’

‘No, no,’ I said, ‘I will pay you for twenty such fiddles.’

‘No, no,’ I said, ‘I will pay you for twenty of those fiddles.’

‘Twenty such! is that a’ ye ken about it? the country hadna the like o’t. But if your honour were to pay us, as nae doubt wad be to your credit here and hereafter, where are ye to get the siller?’

‘Twenty such! Is that all you know about it? The country hasn’t seen anything like it. But if you were to pay us, which would certainly bring you credit now and later, where would you get the money?’

‘I have enough of money,’ said I, attempting to reach my hand towards my side-pocket; ‘unloose these bandages, and I will pay you on the spot.’

‘I have enough money,’ I said, trying to reach into my side pocket. ‘Untie these bandages, and I’ll pay you right now.’

This hint appeared to move her, and she was approaching the bedside, as I hoped, to liberate me from my bonds, when a nearer and more desperate shout was heard, as if the rioters were close by the hut.

This hint seemed to touch her, and she started to come closer to the bedside, just as I had hoped, to free me from my restraints, when a louder and more frantic shout was heard, as if the rioters were nearby the hut.

‘I daurna I daurna,’ said the poor woman, ‘they would murder me and my hinnie Willie baith, and they have misguided us aneugh already;—but if there is anything worldly I could do for your honour, leave out loosing ye?’

‘I can't, I can't,’ said the poor woman, ‘they would kill me and my dear Willie too, and they have messed with us enough already;—but if there’s anything I could do for you, just let me know?’

What she said recalled me to my bodily suffering. Agitation, and the effects of the usage I had received, had produced a burning thirst. I asked for a drink of water.

What she said reminded me of my physical pain. Anxiety and the effects of the treatment I had endured had left me with a burning thirst. I asked for a glass of water.

‘Heaven Almighty forbid that Epps Ainslie should gie ony sick gentleman cauld well-water, and him in a fever. Na, na, hinnie, let me alane, I’ll do better for ye than the like of that.’

‘Heaven forbid that Epps Ainslie should give any sick gentleman cold well-water while he's running a fever. No, no, honey, leave it to me; I’ll do better for you than that.’

‘Give me what you will,’ I replied; ‘let it but be liquid and cool.’

‘Give me whatever you want,’ I replied; ‘just make sure it’s liquid and cool.’

The woman gave me a large horn accordingly, filled with spirits and water, which, without minute inquiry concerning the nature of its contents, I drained at a draught. Either the spirits taken in such a manner acted more suddenly than usual on my brain, or else there was some drug mixed with the beverage. I remember little after drinking it off, only that the appearance of things around me became indistinct; that the woman’s form seemed to multiply itself, and to flit in various figures around me, bearing the same lineaments as she herself did. I remember also that the discordant noises and cries of those without the cottage seemed to die away in a hum like that with which a nurse hushes her babe. At length I fell into a deep sound sleep, or rather, a state of absolute insensibility.

The woman handed me a large horn filled with alcohol and water, which I gulped down without asking what it was. Either the alcohol hit me harder than usual, or there was some drug mixed in. After drinking it, I barely remember anything, only that the things around me became blurry; the woman's figure seemed to multiply and swirl around me, all looking just like her. I also recall that the chaotic noises and shouts outside the cottage faded into a soft hum, like a mother soothing her baby. Finally, I fell into a deep sleep, or more accurately, a state of complete unconsciousness.

I have reason to think this species of trance lasted for many hours; indeed, for the whole subsequent day and part of the night. It was not uniformly so profound, for my recollection of it is chequered with many dreams, all of a painful nature, but too faint and too indistinct to be remembered. At length the moment of waking came, and my sensations were horrible.

I believe this type of trance lasted for many hours; in fact, it went on for the entire next day and part of the night. It wasn't always that deep, as my memory of it is mixed with many dreams, all of which were distressing, but too faint and unclear to remember. Eventually, the moment of waking arrived, and I felt terrible.

A deep sound, which, in the confusion of my senses, I identified with the cries of the rioters, was the first thing of which I was sensible; next, I became conscious that I was carried violently forward in some conveyance, with an unequal motion, which gave me much pain. My position was horizontal, and when I attempted to stretch my hands in order to find some mode of securing myself against this species of suffering, I found I was bound as before, and the horrible reality rushed on my mind that I was in the hands of those who had lately committed a great outrage on property, and were now about to kidnap, if not to murder me. I opened my eyes, it was to no purpose—all around me was dark, for a day had passed over during my captivity. A dispiriting sickness oppressed my head—my heart seemed on fire, while my feet and hands were chilled and benumbed with want of circulation. It was with the utmost difficulty that I at length, and gradually, recovered in a sufficient degree the power of observing external sounds and circumstances; and when I did so, they presented nothing consolatory.

A deep sound that, in my confusion, I linked to the shouts of the rioters was the first thing I noticed. Then, I realized I was being forcefully moved in some vehicle, jolting in a way that hurt a lot. I was lying down, and when I tried to reach out to find something to hold onto for support against this kind of pain, I realized I was still tied up. The horrifying truth hit me that I was in the hands of people who had recently committed a serious crime and were now about to kidnap or even kill me. I opened my eyes, but it was useless—all I could see was darkness, as a day had passed during my captivity. A heavy sickness weighed down my head, my heart felt like it was on fire, while my feet and hands were cold and numb from lack of blood flow. It took me a lot of effort to slowly regain enough awareness to notice the sounds and surroundings around me; and when I finally did, they brought me no comfort.

Groping with my hands, as far as the bandages would permit, and receiving the assistance of some occasional glances of the moonlight, I became aware that the carriage in which I was transported was one of the light carts of the country, called TUMBLERS, and that a little attention had been paid to my accommodation, as I was laid upon some sacks covered with matting, and filled with straw. Without these, my condition would have been still more intolerable, for the vehicle, sinking now on one side, and now on the other, sometimes sticking absolutely fast and requiring the utmost exertions of the animal which drew it to put it once more in motion, was subjected to jolts in all directions, which were very severe. At other times it rolled silently and smoothly over what seemed to be wet sand; and, as I heard the distant roar of the tide, I had little doubt that we were engaged in passing the formidable estuary which divides the two kingdoms.

Groping with my hands as much as the bandages allowed and taking in some occasional glimpses of moonlight, I realized that the carriage transporting me was one of the light carts used in the countryside, called TUMBLERS. Someone had bothered to make me comfortable, as I was laid upon some sacks covered with matting and filled with straw. Without these, my situation would have been even more unbearable, since the vehicle would lean to one side or the other, sometimes getting completely stuck and requiring all the strength of the animal pulling it to get moving again. It suffered from jolts in every direction, which were quite severe. At other times, it rolled quietly and smoothly over what felt like wet sand; as I heard the distant roar of the tide, I couldn't help but think that we were crossing the formidable estuary that separates the two kingdoms.

There seemed to be at least five or six people about the cart, some on foot, others on horseback; the former lent assistance whenever it was in danger of upsetting, or sticking fast in the quicksand; the others rode before and acted as guides, often changing the direction of the vehicle as the precarious state of the passage required.

There were at least five or six people around the cart, some walking and others on horseback. The ones on foot helped whenever it looked like the cart was going to tip over or get stuck in the quicksand. The riders led the way, frequently adjusting the direction of the vehicle as the tricky conditions demanded.

I addressed myself to the men around the cart, and endeavoured to move their compassion. I had harmed, I said, no one, and for no action in my life had deserved such cruel treatment, I had no concern whatever in the fishing station which had incurred their displeasure, and my acquaintance with Mr. Geddes was of a very late date. Lastly, and as my strongest argument, I endeavoured to excite their fears, by informing them that my rank in life would not permit me to be either murdered or secreted with impunity; and to interest their avarice, by the promises I made them of reward, if they would effect my deliverance. I only received a scornful laugh in reply to my threats; my promises might have done more, for the fellows were whispering together as if in hesitation, and I began to reiterate and increase my offers, when the voice of one of the horsemen, who had suddenly come up, enjoined silence to the men on foot, and, approaching the side of the cart, said to me, with a strong and determined voice, ‘Young man, there is no personal harm designed to you. If you remain silent and quiet, you may reckon on good treatment; but if you endeavour to tamper with these men in the execution of their duty, I will take such measures for silencing you, as you shall remember the longest day you have to live.’

I turned to the men around the cart and tried to appeal to their compassion. I told them I hadn't harmed anyone and didn't deserve such cruel treatment. I had nothing to do with the fishing station that upset them, and my association with Mr. Geddes was very recent. Lastly, as my strongest argument, I tried to instill fear by telling them that my status in life would prevent me from being either murdered or hidden away without consequences; I also tried to appeal to their greed by promising rewards if they helped free me. I was met with a scornful laugh in response to my threats. My promises seemed to have more effect, as the men were whispering together as if they were hesitating. I began to repeat and increase my offers when one of the horsemen, who had suddenly approached, commanded the others to be quiet and, stepping up to the cart, said to me in a strong and determined voice, "Young man, we mean you no personal harm. If you stay silent and calm, you can expect to be treated well. But if you try to interfere with these men as they do their duty, I will take measures to silence you that you’ll remember for the rest of your life."

I thought I knew the voice which uttered these threats; but, in such a situation, my perceptions could not be supposed to be perfectly accurate. I was contented to reply, ‘Whoever you are that speak to me, I entreat the benefit of the meanest prisoner, who is not to be subjected, legally to greater hardship than is necessary for the restraint of his person. I entreat that these bonds, which hurt me so cruelly, may be slackened at least, if not removed altogether.’

I thought I recognized the voice that made these threats; however, in a situation like this, my senses couldn't be expected to be completely reliable. I was willing to respond, “Whoever you are speaking to me, I ask for the sake of the least of prisoners, who shouldn't be subjected to more hardship than necessary to keep him restrained. I ask that these bonds, which cause me such pain, may be loosened at least, if not taken off completely.”

‘I will slacken the belts,’ said the former speaker; ‘nay, I will altogether remove them, and allow you to pursue your journey in a more convenient manner, provided you will give me your word of honour that you will not attempt an escape?’

‘I will loosen the belts,’ said the former speaker; ‘in fact, I will take them off completely and let you continue your journey more comfortably, as long as you promise me on your honor that you won't try to escape?’

‘NEVER!’ I answered, with an energy of which despair alone could have rendered me capable—‘I will never submit to loss of freedom a moment longer than I am subjected to it by force.’

‘NEVER!’ I replied, with a intensity that only despair could have given me—‘I will not submit to losing my freedom for even a moment longer than I am forced to.’

‘Enough,’ he replied; ‘the sentiment is natural; but do not on your side complain that I, who am carrying on an important undertaking, use the only means in my power for ensuring its success.’

‘Enough,’ he replied; ‘your feelings are understandable, but don’t complain that I, who am working on something important, am using the only way I have to make sure it succeeds.’

I entreated to know what it was designed to do with me; but my conductor, in a voice of menacing authority, desired me to be silent on my peril; and my strength and spirits were too much exhausted to permit my continuing a dialogue so singular, even if I could have promised myself any good result by doing so.

I asked to understand what they planned to do with me, but my guide, in a threatening tone, told me to be quiet for my own safety. I was too drained and overwhelmed to keep up such a strange conversation, even if I thought it would lead to anything good.

It is proper here to add, that, from my recollections at the time, and from what has since taken place, I have the strongest possible belief that the man with whom I held this expostulation was the singular person residing at Brokenburn, in Dumfriesshire, and called by the fishers of that hamlet, the Laird of the Solway Lochs. The cause for his inveterate persecution I cannot pretend even to guess at.

It’s fitting to mention that, based on my memories from that time and what has happened since, I firmly believe that the man I had this argument with was the unique individual living at Brokenburn in Dumfriesshire, known by the fishermen of that village as the Laird of the Solway Lochs. I can’t even begin to guess the reason for his relentless harassment.

In the meantime, the cart was dragged heavily and wearily on, until the nearer roar of the advancing tide excited the apprehension of another danger. I could not mistake the sound, which I had heard upon another occasion, when it was only the speed of a fleet horse which saved me from perishing in the quicksands. Thou, my dear Alan, canst not but remember the former circumstances; and now, wonderful contrast! the very man, to the best of my belief, who then saved me from peril, was the leader of the lawless band who had deprived me of my liberty. I conjectured that the danger grew imminent; for I heard some words and circumstances which made me aware that a rider hastily fastened his own horse to the shafts of the cart in order to assist the exhausted animal which drew it, and the vehicle was now pulled forward at a faster pace, which the horses were urged to maintain by blows and curses. The men, however, were inhabitants of the neighbourhood; and I had strong personal reason to believe that one of them, at least, was intimately acquainted with all the depths and shallows of the perilous paths in which we were engaged. But they were in imminent danger themselves; and if so, as from the whispering and exertions to push on with the cart was much to be apprehended, there was little doubt that I should be left behind as a useless encumbrance, and that, while I was in a condition which rendered every chance of escape impracticable. These were awful apprehensions; but it pleased Providence to increase them to a point which my brain was scarcely able to endure.

In the meantime, the cart was pulled heavily and wearily along, until the closer roar of the incoming tide raised the fear of another danger. I recognized the sound, having experienced it before when only the speed of a fleet horse saved me from sinking in the quicksand. You, my dear Alan, surely remember the previous circumstances; and now, what a striking contrast! The very man, to the best of my belief, who saved me from danger then, was now the leader of the lawless gang that had taken away my freedom. I sensed that the danger was getting closer; I heard some words and saw things that made me realize a rider quickly tied his horse to the shafts of the cart to help the tired animal that was pulling it. The vehicle was now being pulled forward at a faster pace, with the horses being driven on by blows and curses. However, the men were locals, and I had good reason to believe that at least one of them knew the risky paths we were navigating very well. But they were in danger themselves; and if that was the case—given the whispering and the effort to push on with the cart—it was likely that I would be left behind as a burden, while I was in a state that made any chance of escape impossible. These were terrifying thoughts, but Providence chose to intensify them to a level my mind could hardly bear.

As we approached very near to a black line, which, dimly visible as it was, I could make out to be the shore, we heard two or three sounds, which appeared to be the report of fire-arms. Immediately all was bustle among our party to get forward. Presently a fellow galloped up to us, crying out, ‘Ware hawk! ware hawk! the land-sharks are out from Burgh, and Allonby Tom will lose his cargo if you do not bear a hand.’

As we got close to a black line, which was barely visible but I recognized as the shore, we heard a few sounds that seemed like gunshots. Suddenly, everyone in our group started moving quickly. Soon, a guy rode up to us, shouting, 'Watch out for the hawk! Watch out for the hawk! The land-sharks are out from Burgh, and Allonby Tom will lose his cargo if you don’t help!'

Most of my company seemed to make hastily for the shore on receiving this intelligence. A driver was left with the cart; but at length, when, after repeated and hairbreadth escapes, it actually stuck fast in a slough or quicksand, the fellow, with an oath, cut the harness, and, as I presume, departed with the horses, whose feet I heard splashing over the wet sand and through the shallows, as he galloped off.

Most of my group quickly headed for the shore upon hearing this news. A driver stayed behind with the cart; however, eventually, after several narrow escapes, it got stuck in a mud pit or quicksand. The guy, swearing, cut the harness and, I assume, left with the horses, whose hooves I heard splashing over the wet sand and through the shallow water as he took off.

The dropping sound of fire-arms was still continued, but lost almost entirely in the thunder of the advancing surge. By a desperate effort I raised myself in the cart, and attained a sitting posture, which served only to show me the extent of my danger. There lay my native land—my own England—the land where I was born, and to which my wishes, since my earliest age, had turned with all the prejudices of national feeling—there it lay, within a furlong of the place where I yet was; that furlong, which an infant would have raced over in a minute, was yet a barrier effectual to divide me for ever from England and from life. I soon not only heard the roar of this dreadful torrent, but saw, by the fitful moonlight, the foamy crests of the devouring waves, as they advanced with the speed and fury of a pack of hungry wolves.

The sound of gunfire continued, but was almost completely drowned out by the thunder of the rushing tide. With a desperate effort, I propped myself up in the cart and managed to sit up, which only made me more aware of my danger. There lay my homeland—my own England— the place where I was born, and where all my hopes had always been directed, shaped by the biases of national pride. It was just a short distance away from where I was; that distance, which a child could have run in a minute, now stood as an effective barrier that would separate me forever from England and from life. I soon not only heard the roar of this dreadful current, but saw, under the flickering moonlight, the foamy tops of the raging waves as they rushed forward with the speed and ferocity of a pack of hungry wolves.

The consciousness that the slightest ray of hope, or power of struggling, was not left me, quite overcame the constancy which I had hitherto maintained. My eyes began to swim—my head grew giddy and mad with fear—I chattered and howled to the howling and roaring sea. One or two great waves already reached the cart, when the conductor of the party whom I have mentioned so often, was, as if by magic, at my side. He sprang from his horse into the vehicle, cut the ligatures which restrained me, and bade me get up and mount in the fiend’s name.

The realization that not a single glimmer of hope or strength to fight back was left within me completely shattered the resolve I had held onto so far. My vision blurred—my head spun wildly with fear—I cried out and screamed along with the howling and roaring sea. One or two massive waves were already crashing over the cart when the leader of our group, whom I have mentioned so many times, appeared by my side as if by magic. He jumped off his horse into the cart, sliced through the ropes that bound me, and urged me to get up and climb aboard in the devil’s name.

Seeing I was incapable of obeying, he seized me as if I had been a child of six months old, threw me across the horse, sprang on behind, supporting with one hand, while he directed the animal with the other. In my helpless and painful posture, I was unconscious of the degree of danger which we incurred; but I believe at one time the horse was swimming, or nearly so; and that it was with difficulty that my stern and powerful assistant kept my head above water. I remember particularly the shock which I felt when the animal, endeavouring to gain the bank, reared, and very nearly fell back on his burden. The time during which I continued in this dreadful condition did not probably exceed two or three minutes, yet so strongly were they marked with horror and agony, that they seem to my recollection a much more considerable space of time.

Seeing I was unable to obey, he grabbed me as if I were a six-month-old child, tossed me over the horse, and jumped on behind, holding me up with one hand while he steered the animal with the other. In my helpless and painful position, I was unaware of how dangerous our situation was; however, I think at one point the horse was swimming, or close to it, and it took a lot of effort from my stern and strong helper to keep my head above water. I particularly remember the jolt I felt when the horse, trying to reach the bank, reared up and almost fell back on top of me. The time I spent in this terrifying state likely didn't last more than two or three minutes, but the horror and pain were so intense that it feels to me like it lasted much longer.

When I had been thus snatched from destruction, I had only power to say to my protector,—or oppressor,—for he merited either name at my hand, ‘You do not, then, design to murder me?’

When I was pulled from danger like that, I could only manage to ask my protector—or my oppressor, since he deserved either title from me, 'So, you don't plan to kill me?'

He laughed as he replied, but it was a sort of laughter which I scarce desire to hear again,—‘Else you think I had let the waves do the work? But remember, the shepherd saves his sheep from the torrent—is it to preserve its life?—Be silent, however, with questions or entreaties. What I mean to do, thou canst no more discover or prevent, than a man, with his bare palm, can scoop dry the Solway.’

He laughed as he answered, but it was a kind of laughter I hardly want to hear again—‘Do you think I would just let the waves handle it? But remember, the shepherd saves his sheep from the flood—does he do it to save its life?—Stay quiet, though, about questions or pleas. What I plan to do, you can no more figure out or stop than a man can scoop the Solway dry with just his bare hand.’

I was too much exhausted to continue the argument; and, still numbed and torpid in all my limbs, permitted myself without reluctance to be placed on a horse brought for the purpose. My formidable conductor rode on the one side, and another person on the other, keeping me upright in the saddle. In this manner we travelled forward at a considerable rate, and by by-roads, with which my attendant seemed as familiar as with the perilous passages of the Solway.

I was too exhausted to keep arguing, and feeling numb and sluggish in all my limbs, I allowed myself to be put on a horse that was brought for that purpose. My strong guide rode on one side, and another person was on the other, helping to keep me upright in the saddle. In this way, we moved forward at a good pace, taking back roads that my attendant seemed to know as well as the tricky paths of the Solway.

At length, after stumbling through a labyrinth of dark and deep lanes, and crossing more than one rough and barren heath, we found ourselves on the edge of a highroad, where a chaise and four awaited, as it appeared, our arrival. To my great relief, we now changed our mode of conveyance; for my dizziness and headache had returned in so strong a degree, that I should otherwise have been totally unable to keep my seat on horseback, even with the support which I received.

At last, after making our way through a maze of dark, narrow streets and crossing several rough, empty grassy areas, we arrived at the side of a main road, where a horse-drawn carriage was apparently waiting for us. I was so relieved to switch our mode of transportation; my dizziness and headache had come back so intensely that I wouldn't have been able to stay on the horse, even with the help I had been getting.

My doubted and dangerous companion signed to me to enter the carriage—the man who had ridden on the left side of my horse stepped in after me, and drawing up the blinds of the vehicle, gave the signal for instant departure.

My dubious and risky companion signaled for me to get into the carriage—the man who had ridden on the left side of my horse climbed in after me, and pulling up the blinds of the vehicle, signaled for an immediate departure.

I had obtained a glimpse of the countenance of my new companion, as by the aid of a dark lantern the drivers opened the carriage door, and I was wellnigh persuaded that I recognized in him the domestic of the leader of this party, whom I had seen at his house in Brokenburn on a former occasion. To ascertain the truth of my suspicion, I asked him whether his name was not Cristal Nixon.

I caught a glimpse of my new companion's face as the drivers opened the carriage door with the help of a dark lantern, and I was almost convinced that I recognized him as the servant of the leader of this group, whom I had seen at his home in Brokenburn before. To confirm my suspicion, I asked him if his name was Cristal Nixon.

‘What is other folk’s names to you,’ he replied, gruffly, ‘who cannot tell your own father and mother?’

‘What do other people's names matter to you,’ he replied gruffly, ‘when you can’t even recognize your own father and mother?’

‘You know them, perhaps!’ I exclaimed eagerly. ‘You know them! and with that secret is connected the treatment which I am now receiving? It must be so, for in my life have I never injured any one. Tell me the cause of my misfortunes, or rather, help me to my liberty, and I will reward you richly.’

‘You know them, maybe!’ I said eagerly. ‘You know them! And is that secret linked to the treatment I’m getting? It has to be, because I’ve never harmed anyone in my life. Tell me what caused my misfortunes, or better yet, help me gain my freedom, and I’ll reward you handsomely.’

‘Aye, aye,’ replied my keeper; ‘but what use to give you liberty, who know nothing how to use it like a gentleman, but spend your time with Quakers and fiddlers, and such like raff! If I was your—hem, hem, hem!’

‘Yeah, yeah,’ replied my keeper; ‘but what’s the point of giving you freedom when you don’t even know how to use it like a gentleman? You just waste your time with Quakers and fiddlers, and people like that! If I were your—um, um, um!’

Here Cristal stopped short, just on the point, as it appeared, when some information was likely to escape him. I urged him once more to be my friend, and promised him all the stock of money which I had about me, and it was not inconsiderable, if he would assist in my escape.

Here Cristal suddenly halted, seemingly right at the moment when some important information was about to slip out. I urged him again to be my ally and promised him all the cash I had on me, which was a significant amount, if he would help me escape.

He listened, as if to a proposition which had some interest, and replied, but in a voice rather softer than before, ‘Aye, but men do not catch old birds with chaff, my master. Where have you got the rhino you are so flush of?’

He listened, as if to a suggestion that intrigued him, and replied, but in a voice noticeably softer than before, ‘Yeah, but you can’t catch old birds with nonsense, my friend. Where did you get the money you’re so full of?’

‘I will give you earnest directly, and that in banknotes,’ said I; but thrusting my hand into my side-pocket, I found my pocket-book was gone. I would have persuaded myself that it was only the numbness of my hands which prevented my finding it; but Cristal Nixon, who bears in his countenance that cynicism which is especially entertained with human misery, no longer suppressed his laughter.

“I’ll give you cash right now, in banknotes,” I said; but when I reached into my side pocket, I discovered my wallet was missing. I tried to convince myself it was just the numbness in my hands that kept me from finding it, but Cristal Nixon, who has that cynical look that especially enjoys human suffering, couldn’t hold back his laughter any longer.

‘Oh, ho! my young master,’ he said; ‘we have taken good enough care you have not kept the means of bribing poor folk’s fidelity. What, man, they have souls as well as other people, and to make them break trust is a deadly sin. And as for me, young gentleman, if you would fill Saint Mary’s Kirk with gold, Cristal Nixon would mind it no more than so many chucky-stones.’

‘Oh, hey! my young master,’ he said; ‘we’ve made sure you don’t have a way to bribe the loyalty of poor folks. What do you think? They have souls just like everyone else, and making them betray trust is a serious sin. And as for me, young man, if you filled Saint Mary’s Kirk with gold, Cristal Nixon wouldn’t care any more than a handful of pebbles.’

I would have persisted, were it but in hopes of his letting drop that which it concerned me to know, but he cut off further communication, by desiring me to lean back in the corner and go to sleep.

I would have kept trying, hoping he would finally say what I needed to know, but he ended the conversation by asking me to lean back in the corner and go to sleep.

‘Thou art cock-brained enough already,’ he added, ‘and we shall have thy young pate addled entirely, if you do not take some natural rest.’

'You're already pretty foolish,' he added, 'and we’ll completely confuse your young mind if you don’t get some proper rest.'

I did indeed require repose, if not slumber; the draught which I had taken continued to operate, and, satisfied in my own mind that no attempt on my life was designed, the fear of instant death no longer combated the torpor which crept over me—I slept, and slept soundly, but still without refreshment.

I definitely needed some rest, if not sleep; the drink I had taken continued to affect me, and, convinced that no one was trying to kill me, the fear of sudden death no longer fought against the drowsiness that was taking over me—I slept, and slept deeply, but still without feeling refreshed.

When I awoke, I found myself extremely indisposed; images of the past, and anticipations of the future, floated confusedly through my brain. I perceived, however, that my situation was changed, greatly for the better. I was in a good bed, with the curtains drawn round it; I heard the lowered voice and cautious step of attendants, who seemed to respect my repose; it appeared as if I was in the hands either of friends, or of such as meant me no personal harm.

When I woke up, I realized I felt really unwell; memories of the past and thoughts about the future swirled around in my head. However, I noticed that my situation had changed significantly for the better. I was in a comfortable bed, with the curtains drawn around it; I heard the quiet voices and careful footsteps of people who seemed to respect my rest; it felt like I was in the care of either friends or those who didn't intend to harm me.

I can give but an indistinct account of two or three broken and feverish days which succeeded, but if they were chequered with dreams and visions of terror, other and more agreeable objects were also sometimes presented. Alan Fairford will understand me when I say, I am convinced I saw G.M. during this interval of oblivion. I had medical attendance, and was bled more than once. I also remember a painful operation performed on my head, where I had received a severe blow on the night of the riot. My hair was cut short, and the bone of the skull examined, to discover if the cranium had received any injury.

I can only give a vague account of two or three restless, feverish days that followed, but while they were filled with nightmares and terrifying visions, there were also some more pleasant things to see. Alan Fairford will get what I mean when I say I truly believe I saw G.M. during this time of forgetfulness. I had medical care and was bled more than once. I also remember a painful procedure done on my head, where I had taken a serious hit on the night of the riot. My hair was cut short, and they examined my skull to see if there was any injury to my brain.

On seeing the physician, it would have been natural to have appealed to him on the subject of my confinement, and I remember more than once attempting to do so. But the fever lay like a spell upon my tongue, and when I would have implored the doctor’s assistance, I rambled from the subject, and spoke I know not what nonsense. Some power, which I was unable to resist, seemed to impel me into a different course of conversation from what I intended, and though conscious, in some degree, of the failure, I could not mend it; and resolved, therefore, to be patient, until my capacity of steady thought and expression was restored to me with my ordinary health, which had sustained a severe shock from the vicissitudes to which I had been exposed. [See Note 6.]

Upon seeing the doctor, it would have been natural to ask him about my confinement, and I remember trying to do so more than once. But the fever felt like a spell on my tongue, and when I wanted to ask for the doctor’s help, I ended up rambling off-topic and saying nonsense. Some force that I couldn't resist seemed to push me into a different conversation than I meant to have, and even though I was somewhat aware of my failure, I couldn't fix it. So, I decided to be patient until my ability to think clearly and speak returned with my usual health, which had taken a severe hit from everything I had been through. [See Note 6.]





CHAPTER V

DARSIE LATIMER’S JOURNAL, IN CONTINUATION

Two or three days, perhaps more, perhaps less, had been spent in bed, where I was carefully attended, and treated, I believe, with as much judgement as the case required, and I was at length allowed to quit my bed, though not the chamber. I was now more able to make some observation on the place of my confinement.

Two or three days, maybe more, maybe less, were spent in bed, where I was well cared for and treated, I think, with as much judgement as the situation needed. Finally, I was allowed to get out of bed, though I couldn't leave the room. I was now better able to take note of my surroundings.

The room, in appearance and furniture, resembled the best apartment in a farmer’s house; and the window, two stories high, looked into a backyard, or court, filled with domestic poultry. There were the usual domestic offices about this yard. I could distinguish the brewhouse and the barn, and I heard, from a more remote building, the lowing of the cattle, and other rural sounds, announcing a large and well-stocked farm. These were sights and sounds qualified to dispel any apprehension of immediate violence. Yet the building seemed ancient and strong, a part of the roof was battlemented, and the walls were of great thickness; lastly, I observed, with some unpleasant sensations, that the windows of my chamber had been lately secured with iron stanchions, and that the servants who brought me victuals, or visited my apartment to render other menial offices, always locked the door when they retired.

The room, in its look and furniture, resembled the best apartment in a farmer’s house; and the window, two stories high, overlooked a backyard filled with domestic birds. There were the usual outbuildings around this yard. I could see the brewhouse and the barn, and from a distant building, I heard the lowing of cattle and other rural sounds, signaling a large and well-stocked farm. These sights and sounds were enough to ease any fear of immediate violence. Still, the building seemed old and sturdy; part of the roof had battlements, and the walls were very thick. Lastly, I noticed, with some discomfort, that the windows in my room had recently been secured with iron bars, and the servants who brought me food or came to do other tasks always locked the door when they left.

The comfort and cleanliness of my chamber were of true English growth, and such as I had rarely seen on the other side of the Tweed; the very old wainscot, which composed the floor and the panelling of the room, was scrubbed with a degree of labour which the Scottish housewife rarely bestows on her most costly furniture.

The comfort and cleanliness of my room were truly English, and something I had rarely seen on the other side of the Tweed; the very old woodwork that made up the floor and the paneling was cleaned with a level of effort that a Scottish housewife rarely puts into her most expensive furniture.

The whole apartments appropriated to my use consisted of the bedroom, a small parlour adjacent, within which was a still smaller closet having a narrow window which seemed anciently to have been used as a shot-hole, admitting, indeed, a very moderate portion of light and air, but without its being possible to see anything from it except the blue sky, and that only by mounting on a chair. There were appearances of a separate entrance into this cabinet, besides that which communicated with the parlour, but it had been recently built up, as I discovered by removing a piece of tapestry which covered the fresh mason-work. I found some of my clothes here, with linen and other articles, as well as my writing-case, containing pen, ink, and paper, which enables me, at my leisure (which, God knows, is undisturbed enough) to make this record of my confinement. It may be well believed, however, that I do not trust to the security of the bureau, but carry the written sheets about my person, so that I can only be deprived of them by actual violence. I also am cautious to write in the little cabinet only, so that I can hear any person approach me through the other apartments, and have time enough to put aside my journal before they come upon me.

The entire apartment I had access to included a bedroom, a small living room next to it, and a tiny closet with a narrow window that looked like it used to be a shooting hole. The window let in only a little light and air, and the only thing you could see from it was the blue sky, which you could only see by standing on a chair. There were signs of another entrance to this closet, apart from the one connecting to the living room, but it had recently been sealed off, as I found out when I moved a piece of tapestry covering the new masonry. I found some of my clothes here, along with linen and other items, as well as my writing case with pen, ink, and paper, which allows me to write this account of my confinement at my leisure (which, believe me, is undisturbed enough). However, it's clear that I don't trust the security of the bureau, so I carry my written pages with me, meaning the only way I could lose them is through actual force. I also make sure to write only in the little closet, so I can hear anyone approaching from the other rooms and have enough time to hide my journal before they arrive.

The servants, a stout country fellow and a very pretty milkmaid-looking lass, by whom I am attended, seem of the true Joan and Hedge school, thinking of little and desiring nothing beyond the very limited sphere of their own duties or enjoyments, and having no curiosity whatever about the affairs of others. Their behaviour to me in particular, is, at the same time, very kind and very provoking. My table is abundantly supplied, and they seem anxious to comply with my taste in that department. But whenever I make inquiries beyond ‘what’s for dinner’, the brute of a lad baffles me by his ANAN, and his DUNNA KNAW, and if hard pressed, turns his back on me composedly, and leaves the room. The girl, too, pretends to be as simple as he; but an arch grin, which she cannot always suppress, seems to acknowledge that she understands perfectly well the game which she is playing, and is determined to keep me in ignorance. Both of them, and the wench in particular, treat me as they would do a spoiled child, and never directly refuse me anything which I ask, taking care, at the same time, not to make their words good by effectually granting my request. Thus, if I desire to go out, I am promised by Dorcas that I shall walk in the park at night, and see the cows milked, just as she would propose such an amusement to a child. But she takes care never to keep her word, if it is in her power to do so.

The servants, a chubby country guy and a pretty milkmaid, who take care of me seem to belong to the classic Joan and Hedge type, thinking about little and wanting nothing beyond their limited responsibilities or pleasures, and they have no interest in the lives of others. Their behavior toward me is both kind and frustrating. My table is well-stocked, and they seem eager to cater to my tastes in that area. But whenever I ask anything beyond "What's for dinner?", the guy just stumbles over his 'I dunno' and 'I don't know', and if I press him too much, he calmly turns his back and leaves the room. The girl acts just as simple, but a mischievous smile that she can't fully hide suggests that she knows exactly what she's doing and is intent on keeping me in the dark. Both of them, especially the girl, treat me like a spoiled child, never outright refusing my requests but making sure their words don't lead to genuine action. For instance, when I want to go out, Dorcas promises I'll walk in the park at night and see the cows being milked, just like she would suggest such a fun activity to a child. But she always makes sure not to keep her promise if she can help it.

In the meantime, there has stolen on me insensibly an indifference to my freedom—a carelessness about my situation, for which I am unable to account, unless it be the consequence of weakness and loss of blood. I have read of men who, immured as I am, have surprised the world by the address with which they have successfully overcome the most formidable obstacles to their escape; and when I have heard such anecdotes, I have said to myself, that no one who is possessed only of a fragment of freestone, or a rusty nail to grind down rivets and to pick locks, having his full leisure to employ in the task, need continue the inhabitant of a prison. Here, however, I sit, day after day, without a single effort to effect my liberation.

In the meantime, I've gradually developed a sort of indifference to my freedom—a careless attitude about my situation that I can't fully explain, unless it's due to weakness and blood loss. I've read about people who, trapped like I am, managed to surprise everyone with how cleverly they overcame huge obstacles to escape; and when I hear those stories, I think to myself that anyone with just a piece of stone or a rusty nail for grinding rivets and picking locks, and plenty of time to work on it, shouldn't have to stay in prison. Yet here I am, day after day, making no effort at all to free myself.

Yet my inactivity is not the result of despondency, but arises, in part at least, from feelings of a very different cast. My story, long a mysterious one, seems now upon the verge of some strange development; and I feel a solemn impression that I ought to wait the course of events, to struggle against which is opposing my feeble efforts to the high will of fate. Thou, my Alan, wilt treat as timidity this passive acquiescence, which has sunk down on me like a benumbing torpor; but if thou hast remembered by what visions my couch was haunted, and dost but think of the probability that I am in the vicinity, perhaps under the same roof with G.M., thou wilt acknowledge that other feelings than pusillanimity have tended in some degree to reconcile me to my fate.

Yet my inactivity isn't due to despair; it’s partly because I have very different feelings. My story, which has long been mysterious, seems on the brink of something strange; I feel a serious sense that I should let events unfold, to fight against which would mean going against the higher will of fate. You, my Alan, might see this passive acceptance as cowardice, which has settled over me like a numbing fog; but if you remember the visions that haunted my nights, and consider the chance that I might be nearby, perhaps even under the same roof as G.M., you’ll realize that other emotions besides fear have helped me come to terms with my fate.

Still I own it is unmanly to submit with patience to this oppressive confinement. My heart rises against it, especially when I sit down to record my sufferings in this journal, and I am determined, as the first step to my deliverance, to have my letters sent to the post-house. ——

Still, I admit it’s not manly to patiently endure this oppressive confinement. My heart rebels against it, especially when I sit down to write about my sufferings in this journal, and I am determined, as the first step toward my freedom, to have my letters sent to the post office. ——

I am disappointed. When the girl Dorcas, upon whom I had fixed for a messenger, heard me talk of sending a letter, she willingly offered her services, and received the crown which I gave her (for my purse had not taken flight with the more valuable contents of my pocket-book) with a smile which showed her whole set of white teeth.

I am disappointed. When the girl Dorcas, who I had chosen to be a messenger, heard me mention sending a letter, she happily offered to help, and accepted the crown I gave her (since my wallet hadn’t disappeared with the more valuable things in it) with a smile that revealed her entire set of white teeth.

But when, with the purpose of gaining some intelligence respecting my present place of abode, I asked to which post-town she was to send or carry the letter, a stolid ‘ANAN’ showed me she was either ignorant of the nature of a post-office, or that, for the present, she chose to seem so.—‘Simpleton!’ I said, with some sharpness.

But when I asked her which post-town she was sending the letter to, hoping to get some information about where I was living, her blank response of ‘ANAN’ made it clear she either didn’t know what a post-office was or was pretending not to. “Simpleton!” I said, a bit sharply.

‘O Lord, sir!’ answered the girl, turning pale, which they always do when I show any sparks of anger, ‘Don’t put yourself in a passion—I’ll put the letter in the post.

‘Oh Lord, sir!’ the girl replied, turning pale, which they always do when I show any signs of anger, ‘Don’t get upset—I’ll mail the letter.’

‘What! and not know the name of the post-town?’ said I, out of patience. ‘How on earth do you propose to manage that?’

‘What! You don't know the name of the post-town?’ I said, losing my patience. ‘How do you plan to handle that?’

‘La you there, good master. What need you frighten a poor girl that is no schollard, bating what she learned at the Charity School of Saint Bees?’

‘There you are, good sir. Why do you scare a poor girl who isn’t educated, aside from what she learned at the Charity School of Saint Bees?’

‘Is Saint Bees far from this place, Dorcas? Do you send your letters there?’ said I, in a manner as insinuating, and yet careless, as I could assume.

‘Is Saint Bees far from here, Dorcas? Do you send your letters there?’ I asked, trying to sound casual while also being a bit smooth.

‘Saint Bees! La, who but a madman—begging your honour’s pardon—it’s a matter of twenty years since fader lived at Saint Bees, which is twenty, or forty, or I dunna know not how many miles from this part, to the West, on the coast side; and I would not have left Saint Bees, but that fader’—

‘Saint Bees! Wow, who but a madman—excuse me for saying it—it's been twenty years since my father lived at Saint Bees, which is twenty, or forty, or I don’t know how many miles from here, to the west, along the coast; and I wouldn’t have left Saint Bees, but that my father—’

‘Oh, the devil take your father!’ replied I.

‘Oh, to hell with your father!’ I replied.

To which she answered, ‘Nay, but thof your honour be a little how-come-so, you shouldn’t damn folk’s faders; and I won’t stand to it, for one.’

To which she replied, "No, but even if you're a bit confused, you shouldn’t judge other people’s fathers; and I won’t put up with it, not for a moment."

‘Oh, I beg you a thousand pardons—I wish your father no ill in the world—he was a very honest man in his way.’

‘Oh, I’m really sorry—I wish no harm to your father at all—he was a very honest man in his way.’

‘WAS an honest man!’ she exclaimed; for the Cumbrians are, it would seem, like their neighbours the Scotch, ticklish on the point of ancestry,—‘He IS a very honest man as ever led nag with halter on head to Staneshaw Bank Fair. Honest! He is a horse-couper.’

‘WAS an honest man!’ she exclaimed; for the Cumbrians are, it would seem, like their neighbors the Scots, sensitive about ancestry,—‘He IS a very honest man as ever led a horse with a halter on to Staneshaw Bank Fair. Honest! He is a horse thief.’

‘Right, right,’ I replied; ‘I know it—I have heard of your father-as honest as any horse-couper of them all. Why, Dorcas, I mean to buy a horse of him.’

“Right, right,” I replied; “I know that—I’ve heard about your dad—he’s as honest as any horse dealer out there. Well, Dorcas, I plan to buy a horse from him.”

‘Ah, your honour,’ sighed Dorcas, ‘he is the man to serve your honour well—if ever you should get round again—or thof you were a bit off the hooks, he would no more cheat you than’—

‘Ah, your honor,’ sighed Dorcas, ‘he's the guy who will serve you well—if you ever come back around—or even if you were a little out of sorts, he wouldn't cheat you any more than’—

‘Well, well, we will deal, my girl, you may depend on’t. But tell me now, were I to give you a letter, what would you do to get it forward?’

‘Well, well, we’ll manage, my girl, you can count on that. But tell me now, if I were to give you a letter, how would you go about getting it sent?’

‘Why, put it into Squire’s own bag that hangs in hall,’ answered poor Dorcas. ‘What else could I do? He sends it to Brampton, or to Carloisle, or where it pleases him, once a week, and that gate.’

‘Why not just put it in Squire’s own bag that’s hanging in the hall?’ replied poor Dorcas. ‘What else could I do? He sends it to Brampton, or to Carlisle, or wherever he feels like, once a week, and that’s that.’

‘Ah!’ said I; ‘and I suppose your sweetheart John carries it?’

‘Ah!’ I said; ‘and I guess your boyfriend John carries it?’

‘Noa—disn’t now—and Jan is no sweetheart of mine, ever since he danced at his mother’s feast with Kitty Rutlege, and let me sit still; that a did.’

‘Noa—didn’t now—and Jan isn’t my sweetheart anymore, ever since he danced with Kitty Rutlege at his mother’s feast and let me sit there alone; he really did.’

‘It was most abominable in Jan, and what I could never have thought of him,’ I replied.

‘It was really shocking in Jan, and something I could have never imagined about him,’ I replied.

‘Oh, but a did though—a let me sit still on my seat, a did.’

'Oh, but I did though—let me sit still in my seat, I did.'

‘Well, well, my pretty May, you will get a handsomer fellow than Jan—Jan’s not the fellow for you, I see that.’

'Well, well, my lovely May, you'll find a better-looking guy than Jan—Jan’s not the right guy for you, I can tell.'

‘Noa, noa,’ answered the damsel; ‘but he is weel aneugh for a’ that, mon. But I carena a button for him; for there is the miller’s son, that suitored me last Appleby Fair, when I went wi’ oncle, is a gway canny lad as you will see in the sunshine.’

‘No, no,’ replied the girl; ‘but he’s good enough for all that, man. But I don’t care at all for him; because there’s the miller’s son, who asked me out last Appleby Fair, when I went with my uncle, is a really nice guy as you’ll see in the sunshine.’

‘Aye, a fine stout fellow. Do you think he would carry my letter to Carlisle?’

‘Yeah, a good solid guy. Do you think he would take my letter to Carlisle?’

‘To Carloisle! ‘Twould be all his life is worth; he maun wait on clap and hopper, as they say. Odd, his father would brain him if he went to Carloisle, bating to wrestling for the belt, or sic loike. But I ha’ more bachelors than him; there is the schoolmaster, can write almaist as weel as tou canst, mon.’

‘To Carlisle! That would be worth his whole life; he must wait on the clap and hopper, as they say. Strange, his father would go crazy if he went to Carlisle, except for wrestling for the belt or something like that. But I have more bachelors than he does; there's the schoolmaster, who can almost write as well as you can, man.’

‘Then he is the very man to take charge of a letter; he knows the trouble of writing one.’

‘Then he's definitely the right person to handle a letter; he understands how challenging it is to write one.’

‘Aye, marry does he, an tou comest to that, mon; only it takes him four hours to write as mony lines. Tan, it is a great round hand loike, that one can read easily, and not loike your honour’s, that are like midge’s taes. But for ganging to Carloisle, he’s dead foundered, man, as cripple as Eckie’s mear.’

‘Yes, indeed he does, when it comes to that, my friend; it just takes him four hours to write that many lines. Still, it's a nice round handwriting, the kind that's easy to read, not like yours, which looks like a mosquito's legs. But when it comes to getting to Carlisle, he's completely exhausted, just as crippled as Eckie's mare.’

‘In the name of God,’ said I, ‘how is it that you propose to get my letter to the post?’

‘In the name of God,’ I said, ‘how do you plan to get my letter to the post?’

‘Why, just to put it into Squire’s bag loike,’ reiterated Dorcas; ‘he sends it by Cristal Nixon to post, as you call it, when such is his pleasure.’

‘Why, just to put it into Squire’s bag like,’ repeated Dorcas; ‘he sends it with Cristal Nixon to post, as you call it, whenever he feels like it.’

Here I was, then, not much edified by having obtained a list of Dorcas’s bachelors; and by finding myself, with respect to any information which I desired, just exactly at the point where I set out. It was of consequence to me, however, to accustom, the girl to converse with me familiarly. If she did so, she could not always be on her guard, and something, I thought, might drop from her which I could turn to advantage.

Here I was, not really much wiser after getting a list of Dorcas's bachelors, and feeling like I was right back where I started with the information I wanted. However, it was important for me to get the girl used to chatting with me casually. If she did, she wouldn't always be careful, and I thought maybe she’d let something slip that I could use to my advantage.

‘Does not the Squire usually look into his letter-bag, Dorcas?’ said I, with as much indifference as I could assume.

‘Doesn’t the Squire usually check his letter-bag, Dorcas?’ I said, trying to sound as indifferent as possible.

‘That a does,’ said Dorcas; ‘and a threw out a letter of mine to Raff Miller, because a said’—

‘That does,’ said Dorcas; ‘and it tossed out a letter of mine to Raff Miller, because it said’—

‘Well, well, I won’t trouble him with mine,’ said I, ‘Dorcas; but, instead, I will write to himself, Dorcas. But how shall I address him?’

‘Well, well, I won’t bother him with my issues,’ I said, ‘Dorcas; instead, I will write to him directly, Dorcas. But how should I address him?’

‘Anan?’ was again Dorcas’s resource.

‘Anan?’ was Dorcas’s go-to again.

‘I mean how is he called? What is his name?’

"What's his name?"

‘Sure you honour should know best,’ said Dorcas.

"Of course, you know best," said Dorcas.

‘I know? The devil! You drive me beyond patience.’

‘I know? The devil! You push me past my breaking point.’

‘Noa, noa! donna your honour go beyond patience—donna ye now,’ implored the wench. ‘And for his neame, they say he has mair nor ane in Westmoreland and on the Scottish side. But he is but seldom wi’ us, excepting in the cocking season; and then we just call him Squoire loike; and so do my measter and dame.’

‘No, no! Please, your honor, don't lose your patience—please don’t,’ the woman pleaded. ‘And as for his name, they say he has more than one in Westmoreland and on the Scottish side. But he’s only with us rarely, except during the cockfighting season; and then we just refer to him as Squire like; and so do my master and mistress.’

‘And is he here at present?’ said I.

'Is he here right now?' I asked.

‘Not he, not he; he is a buck-hoonting, as they tell me, somewhere up the Patterdale way; but he comes and gangs like a flap of a whirlwind, or sic loike.’

‘Not him, not him; he’s off hunting somewhere near Patterdale, as they say; but he comes and goes like a whirlwind, or something like that.’

I broke off the conversation, after forcing on Dorcas a little silver to buy ribbons, with which she was so much delighted that she exclaimed, ‘God! Cristal Nixon may say his worst on thee; but thou art a civil gentleman for all him; and a quoit man wi’ woman folk loike.’

I ended the conversation after giving Dorcas a bit of silver to buy some ribbons. She was so thrilled that she exclaimed, “Wow! Cristal Nixon can say whatever he wants about you, but you’re a decent gentleman despite him, and you’re good with women too.”

There is no sense in being too quiet with women folk, so I added a kiss with my crown piece; and I cannot help thinking that I have secured a partisan in Dorcas. At least, she blushed, and pocketed her little compliment with one hand, while, with the other, she adjusted her cherry-coloured ribbons, a little disordered by the struggle it cost me to attain the honour of a salute.

There’s no reason to be too reserved with women, so I gave her a kiss on the forehead, and I can't help but think that I've won Dorcas over. At least, she blushed and accepted my compliment with one hand while using the other to fix her cherry-colored ribbons, a little messed up from the effort it took me to earn the privilege of a kiss.

As she unlocked the door to leave the apartment, she turned back, and looking on me with a strong expression of compassion, added the remarkable words, ‘La—be’st mad or no, thou’se a mettled lad, after all.’

As she unlocked the door to leave the apartment, she turned back, and looking at me with a strong expression of compassion, added the remarkable words, ‘Well—whether you’re crazy or not, you’re a spirited guy, after all.’

There was something very ominous in the sound of these farewell words, which seemed to afford me a clue to the pretext under which I was detained in confinement, My demeanour was probably insane enough, while I was agitated at once by the frenzy incident to the fever, and the anxiety arising from my extraordinary situation. But is it possible they can now establish any cause for confining me arising out of the state of my mind?

There was something really unsettling in the sound of these goodbye words, which seemed to give me a hint about the excuse they were using to keep me locked up. My behavior was probably quite erratic, as I was both overwhelmed by the craziness that comes with a fever and the worry stemming from my unusual situation. But is it possible they can now come up with any justification for confining me based on my mental state?

If this be really the pretext under which I am restrained from my liberty, nothing but the sedate correctness of my conduct can remove the prejudices which these circumstances may have excited in the minds of all who have approached me during my illness. I have heard—dreadful thought!—of men who, for various reasons, have been trepanned into the custody of the keepers of private madhouses, and whose brain, after years of misery, became at length unsettled, through irresistible sympathy with the wretched beings among whom they were classed. This shall not be my case, if, by strong internal resolution, it is in human nature to avoid the action of exterior and contagious sympathies.

If this is really the excuse for why I'm being kept from my freedom, nothing but the calm correctness of my behavior can erase the biases these circumstances may have created in the minds of everyone who's come near me during my illness. I have heard—what a terrifying thought!—of people who, for various reasons, have been tricked into the care of private mental hospitals, and whose minds, after years of suffering, eventually became unbalanced due to the overwhelming empathy they felt for the miserable individuals they were placed with. This won't be my situation, as long as I have a strong internal resolve and it's possible for humans to resist the influence of outside and contagious feelings.

Meantime I sat down to compose and arrange my thoughts, for my purposed appeal to my jailer—so I must call him—whom I addressed in the following manner; having at length, and after making several copies, found language to qualify the sense of resentment which burned in the first, drafts of my letter, and endeavoured to assume a tone more conciliating. I mentioned the two occasions on which he had certainly saved my life, when at the utmost peril; and I added, that whatever was the purpose of the restraint, now practised on me, as I was given to understand, by his authority, it could not certainly be with any view to ultimately injuring me. He might, I said, have mistaken me for some other person; and I gave him what account I could of my situation and education, to correct such an error. I supposed it next possible, that he might think me too weak for travelling, and not capable of taking care of myself; and I begged to assure him, that I was restored to perfect health, and quite able to endure the fatigue of a journey. Lastly, I reminded him, in firm though measured terms, that the restraint which I sustained was an illegal one, and highly punishable by the laws which protect the liberties of the subject. I ended by demanding that he would take me before a magistrate; or, at least, that he would favour me with a personal interview and explain his meaning with regard to me.

In the meantime, I sat down to gather my thoughts for the appeal I intended to make to my jailer—so that's what I'll call him. I addressed him in the following way, finally finding the right words to express the resentment that was burning in the first drafts of my letter, and I tried to adopt a more conciliatory tone. I mentioned the two times he had undeniably saved my life when I was in great danger, and I added that whatever the reason for the confinement I was experiencing, as I understood it was under his authority, it couldn't possibly be to ultimately harm me. I suggested he might have confused me with someone else, and I gave him the best explanation I could about my situation and background to clear up any misunderstanding. I considered it possible that he thought I was too weak to travel and unable to take care of myself, so I assured him that I had regained my health and was fully capable of handling the strain of a journey. Lastly, I firmly but calmly reminded him that my detention was illegal and could be severely punished under the laws that protect individual liberties. I concluded by demanding that he take me before a magistrate, or at the very least, grant me a personal meeting to explain his intentions regarding me.

Perhaps this letter was expressed in a tone too humble for the situation of an injured man, and I am inclined to think so when I again recapitulate its tenor. But what could I do? I was in the power of one whose passions seem as violent as his means of gratifying them appear unbounded. I had reason, too, to believe (this to thee, Alan) that all his family did not approve of the violence of his conduct towards me; my object, in fine, was freedom, and who would not sacrifice much to attain it?

Perhaps this letter was written with a tone that was too humble for someone in the situation of an injured man, and I think so when I review its content. But what could I do? I was at the mercy of someone whose passions seem as intense as his ability to satisfy them appears limitless. I also had reason to believe (this is for you, Alan) that not everyone in his family supported the way he was treating me; my goal, ultimately, was freedom, and who wouldn’t give up a lot to achieve that?

I had no means of addressing my letter excepting ‘For the Squire’s own hand.’ He could be at no great distance, for in the course of twenty-four hours I received an answer. It was addressed to Darsie Latimer, and contained these words: ‘You have demanded an interview with me. You have required to be carried before a magistrate. Your first wish shall be granted—perhaps the second also. Meanwhile, be assured that you are a prisoner for the time, by competent authority, and that such authority is supported by adequate power. Beware, therefore, of struggling with a force sufficient to crush you, but abandon yourself to that train of events by which we are both swept along, and which it is impossible that either of us can resist.’

I had no way to address my letter except “For the Squire’s own hand.” He couldn’t be far away, because within twenty-four hours I got a response. It was addressed to Darsie Latimer and contained these words: “You asked to meet with me. You requested to be taken before a magistrate. Your first request will be granted—maybe even the second. In the meantime, know that you are a prisoner for the moment, by proper authority, and that this authority has sufficient power behind it. So, be careful not to struggle against a force strong enough to overpower you, and instead, go along with the events that are carrying us both forward, which neither of us can resist.”

These mysterious words were without signature of any kind, and left me nothing more important to do than to prepare myself for the meeting which they promised. For that purpose I must now break off, and make sure of the manuscript—so far as I can, in my present condition, be sure of anything—by concealing it within the lining of my coat, so as not to be found without strict search.

These mysterious words didn't have any signature, leaving me with nothing more important to do than get ready for the meeting they hinted at. For that reason, I need to stop here and secure the manuscript—as much as I can, in my current state of mind—by hiding it in the lining of my coat, so it won't be discovered without a thorough search.





CHAPTER VI

LATIMER’S JOURNAL, IN CONTINUATION

The important interview expected at the conclusion of my last took place sooner than I had calculated; for the very day I received the letter, and just when my dinner was finished, the squire, or whatever he is called, entered the room so suddenly that I almost thought I beheld an apparition. The figure of this man is peculiarly noble and stately, and his voice has that deep fullness of accent which implies unresisted authority. I had risen involuntarily as he entered; we gazed on each other for a moment in silence, which was at length broken by my visitor.

The important interview I expected at the end of my last visit happened sooner than I anticipated; because on the very day I got the letter, and just after I finished dinner, the squire, or whatever he's called, entered the room so suddenly that I nearly thought I was seeing a ghost. This man has a particularly noble and impressive presence, and his voice has that deep, rich tone that suggests undeniable authority. I stood up instinctively as he walked in; we stared at each other in silence for a moment, which was eventually broken by my guest.

‘You have desired to see me,’ he said. ‘I am here; if you have aught to say let me hear it; my time is too brief to be consumed in childish dumb-show.’

"You wanted to see me," he said. "I'm here; if you have something to say, let me hear it. My time is too short to waste on silly gestures."

‘I would ask of you,’ said I, ‘by what authority I am detained in this place of confinement, and for what purpose?’

‘I would like to know,’ I said, ‘by what authority I am being held in this place, and for what reason?’

‘I have told you already,’ said he, ‘that my authority is sufficient, and my power equal to it; this is all which it is necessary for you at present to know.’

‘I’ve already told you,’ he said, ‘that my authority is enough, and my power matches it; that's all you need to know right now.’

‘Every British subject has a right to know why he suffers restraint,’ I replied; ‘nor can he be deprived of liberty without a legal warrant. Show me that by which you confine me thus.’

‘Every British citizen has the right to know why they are being held,’ I replied; ‘and they cannot be deprived of their freedom without a legal order. Show me the document that justifies this confinement.’

‘You shall see more,’ he said; ‘you shall see the magistrate by whom it is granted, and that without a moment’s delay.’

'You'll see more,' he said; 'you'll meet the magistrate who issues it, and that without any delay.'

This sudden proposal fluttered and alarmed me; I felt, nevertheless, that I had the right cause, and resolved to plead it boldly, although I could well have desired a little further time for preparation. He turned, however, threw open the door of the apartment, and commanded me to follow him. I felt some inclination, when I crossed the threshold of my prison-chamber, to have turned and run for it; but I knew not where to find the stairs—had reason to think the outer doors would be secured and, to conclude, so soon as I had quitted the room to follow the proud step of my conductor, I observed that I was dogged by Cristal Nixon, who suddenly appeared within two paces of me, and with whose great personal strength, independent of the assistance he might have received from his master, I saw no chance of contending. I therefore followed, unresistingly and in silence; along one or two passages of much greater length than consisted with the ideas I had previously entertained of the size of the house. At length a door was flung open, and we entered a large, old-fashioned parlour, having coloured glass in the windows, oaken panelling on the wall, a huge grate, in which a large faggot or two smoked under an arched chimney-piece of stone which bore some armorial device, whilst the walls were adorned with the usual number of heroes in armour, with large wigs instead of helmets, and ladies in sacques, smelling to nosegays.

This sudden proposal surprised and alarmed me; however, I felt that I had a good reason and decided to argue my case confidently, even though I would have preferred a little more time to prepare. He turned, opened the door to the room, and told me to follow him. As I stepped out of my prison-like room, I felt a strong urge to turn back and run; but I had no idea where the stairs were, had reason to think the outer doors might be locked, and after I left the room to follow my proud guide, I noticed Cristal Nixon right behind me. He appeared just a couple of steps away, and I realized that his strength, even without help from his master, would be too much for me to handle. So, I followed him quietly and without resistance, walking through passages that were much longer than I had expected for the size of the house. Finally, a door swung open, and we entered a large, old-fashioned parlor, with stained glass windows, oak paneling on the walls, a huge fireplace where a couple of large logs smoldered under a stone chimney featuring some coat of arms, while the walls were decorated with the usual portraits of armored heroes wearing large wigs instead of helmets, and ladies in flowing dresses, smelling flowers.

Behind a long table, on which were several books, sat a smart underbred-looking man, wearing his own hair tied in a club, and who, from the quire of paper laid before him, and the pen which he handled at my entrance, seemed prepared to officiate as clerk. As I wish to describe these persons as accurately as possible, I may add, he wore a dark-coloured coat, corduroy breeches, and spatterdashes. At the upper end of the same table, in an ample easy-chair covered with black leather, reposed a fat personage, about fifty years old, who either was actually a country justice, or was well selected to represent such a character. His leathern breeches were faultless in make, his jockey boots spotless in the varnish, and a handsome and flourishing pair of boot-garters, as they are called, united the one part of his garments to the other; in fine, a richly-laced scarlet waistcoat and a purple coat set off the neat though corpulent figure of the little man, and threw an additional bloom upon his plethoric aspect. I suppose he had dined, for it was two hours past noon, and he was amusing himself, and aiding digestion, with a pipe of tobacco. There was an air of importance in his manner which corresponded to the rural dignity of his exterior, and a habit which he had of throwing out a number of interjectional sounds, uttered with a strange variety of intonation running from bass up to treble in a very extraordinary manner, or breaking off his sentences with a whiff of his pipe, seemed adopted to give an air of thought and mature deliberation to his opinions and decisions. Notwithstanding all this, Alan, it might be DOOTED, as our old Professor used to say, whether the Justice was anything more then an ass. Certainly, besides a great deference for the legal opinion of his clerk, which might be quite according to the order of things, he seemed to be wonderfully under the command of his brother squire, if squire either of them were, and indeed much more than was consistent with so much assumed consequence of his own.

Behind a long table covered with several books sat a well-dressed man who looked a bit out of place. His hair was tied in a small bun, and from the stack of paper in front of him and the pen he picked up as I entered, he seemed ready to act as the clerk. To describe him accurately, he wore a dark coat, corduroy pants, and gaiters. At the other end of the table, in a large, comfortable black leather chair, lounged a heavyset man, about fifty years old, who looked either like an actual country justice or someone perfectly cast for the role. His leather pants fit impeccably, his riding boots were spotless, and a fancy pair of boot garters connected the two parts of his outfit. A richly-laced red waistcoat and a purple coat complemented his neat but stout figure, adding a rosy glow to his plump face. Given that it was two hours past noon, I assumed he had already had lunch and was now relaxing, aiding digestion with a pipe of tobacco. He had an air of importance that matched his rural dignity, and he often interrupted his speech with various sounds that ranged dramatically in tone, from low to high, or paused mid-sentence for a puff of his pipe, which seemed to lend an impression of thoughtfulness and careful consideration to his opinions and decisions. Despite all this, Alan, one might wonder—as our old professor would say—whether the Justice was anything more than a fool. Clearly, aside from his deep respect for the legal views of his clerk, which was pretty standard, he appeared to be very much under the influence of his fellow squire, if either of them could truly be called that. In fact, he seemed to defer a lot more to him than would make sense given his own inflated sense of importance.

‘Ho—ha—aye—so—so—hum—humph—this is the young man, I suppose—hum—aye—seems sickly. Young gentleman, you may sit down.’

‘Ho—ha—aye—so—so—hum—humph—this is the young man, I guess—hum—aye—looks a bit unwell. Young man, you can take a seat.’

I used the permission given, for I had been much more reduced by my illness than I was aware of, and felt myself really fatigued, even by the few paces I had walked, joined to the agitation I suffered.

I took advantage of the permission I was given, because I had been weakened by my illness more than I realized, and I actually felt really tired, even from the few steps I had taken, along with the anxiety I was experiencing.

‘And your name, young man, is—humph—aye—ha—what is it?’

‘And your name, young man, is—hmm—yeah—ha—what is it?’

‘Darsie Latimer.’

‘Darsie Latimer.’

‘Right—aye—humph—very right. Darsie Latimer is the very thing—ha—aye—where do you come from?’

‘Right—yeah—huh—very right. Darsie Latimer is exactly it—ha—yeah—where are you from?’

‘From Scotland, sir,’ I replied.

"From Scotland, sir," I replied.

‘A native of Scotland—a—humph—eh—how is it?’

‘A native of Scotland—uh—hmm—what is it?’

‘I am an Englishman by birth, sir.’

‘I am an Englishman by birth, sir.’

‘Right—aye—yes, you are so. But pray, Mr. Darsie Latimer, have you always been called by that name, or have you any other?—Nick, write down his answers, Nick.’

‘Right—yeah—yes, you are. But please, Mr. Darsie Latimer, have you always been called that, or do you have another name?—Nick, write down his answers, Nick.’

‘As far as I remember, I never bore any other,’ was my answer.

‘As far as I can remember, I’ve never had anyone else,’ was my answer.

‘How, no? well, I should not have thought so, Hey, neighbour, would you?’

‘How, no? Well, I wouldn't have thought so. Hey, neighbor, would you?’

Here he looked towards the other squire, who had thrown himself into a chair; and, with his legs stretched out before him, and his arms folded on his bosom, seemed carelessly attending to what was going forward. He answered the appeal of the Justice by saying, that perhaps the young man’s memory did not go back to a very early period.

Here he glanced at the other squire, who had slumped into a chair; with his legs stretched out in front of him and his arms crossed over his chest, he appeared to be casually paying attention to what was happening. He responded to the Justice's request by saying that maybe the young man's memory didn't reach back to a very early time.

‘Ah—eh—ha—you hear the gentleman. Pray, how far may your memory be pleased to run back to?—umph?’

‘Ah—eh—ha—you hear the gentleman. Please, how far back does your memory go?—umph?’

‘Perhaps, sir, to the age of three years, or a little further.’

'Maybe, sir, until about three years old, or maybe a bit beyond that.'

‘And will you presume to say, sir,’ said the squire, drawing himself suddenly erect in his seat, and exerting the strength of his powerful voice, ‘that you then bore your present name?’

‘And will you dare to say, sir,’ said the squire, sitting up straight in his seat and using the full strength of his strong voice, ‘that you were called by your current name back then?’

I was startled at the confidence with which this question was put, and in vain rummaged my memory for the means of replying. ‘At least,’ I said, ‘I always remember being called Darsie; children, at that early age, seldom get more than their Christian name.’

I was surprised by how confidently this question was asked, and I searched my memory in vain for a way to respond. ‘At least,’ I said, ‘I always remember being called Darsie; kids at that young age usually only get their first name.’

‘Oh, I thought so,’ he replied, and again stretched himself on his seat, in the same lounging posture as before.

‘Oh, I thought so,’ he said, and once again leaned back in his seat, in the same relaxed position as before.

‘So you were called Darsie in your infancy,’ said the Justice; ‘and—hum—aye—when did you first take the name of Latimer?’

‘So you were called Darsie when you were a baby,’ said the Justice; ‘and—um—yeah—when did you first start using the name Latimer?’

‘I did not take it, sir; it was given to me.’

‘I didn’t take it, sir; it was given to me.’

‘I ask you,’ said the lord of the mansion, but with less severity in his voice than formerly, ‘whether you can remember that you were ever called Latimer, until you had that name given you in Scotland?’

‘I ask you,’ said the lord of the mansion, though his tone was less harsh than before, ‘can you remember ever being called Latimer before it was given to you in Scotland?’

‘I will be candid: I cannot recollect an instance that I was so called when in England, but neither can I recollect when the name was first given me; and if anything is to be founded on these queries and my answers, I desire my early childhood may be taken into consideration.’

‘I’ll be honest: I can’t remember a time I was called that when I was in England, but I also can’t recall when the name was first given to me; and if anything is to be based on these questions and my responses, I hope my early childhood will be taken into account.’

‘Hum—aye—yes,’ said the Justice; ‘all that requires consideration shall be duly considered. Young man—eh—I beg to know the name of your father and mother?’

‘Um—yeah—sure,’ said the Justice; ‘everything that needs to be considered will be properly looked at. Young man—uh—I’d like to know the names of your father and mother?’

This was galling a wound that has festered for years, and I did not endure the question so patiently as those which preceded it; but replied, ‘I demand, in my turn, to know if I am before an English Justice of the Peace?’

This was a painful wound that had been festering for years, and I didn't take the question as calmly as the ones before it; instead, I replied, 'I want to know if I'm in front of an English Justice of the Peace?'

‘His worship, Squire Foxley, of Foxley Hall, has been of the quorum these twenty years,’ said Master Nicholas.

‘His honor, Squire Foxley, of Foxley Hall, has been on the council for twenty years,’ said Master Nicholas.

‘Then he ought to know, or you, sir, as his clerk, should inform him,’ said I, ‘that I am the complainer in this case, and that my complaint ought to be heard before I am subjected to cross-examination.’

‘Then he should know, or you, sir, as his clerk, should tell him,’ I said, ‘that I am the one making the complaint in this case, and that my complaint should be addressed before I undergo cross-examination.’

‘Humph—hoy—what, aye—there is something in that, neighbour,’ said the poor Justice, who, blown about by every wind of doctrine, seemed desirous to attain the sanction of his brother squire.

‘Hmm—oh—what, yes—there's something to that, neighbor,’ said the poor Justice, who, swayed by every new idea, seemed eager to gain the approval of his fellow squire.

‘I wonder at you, Foxley,’ said his firm-minded acquaintance; ‘how can you render the young man justice unless you know who he is?’

‘I wonder about you, Foxley,’ said his strong-willed friend; ‘how can you judge the young man fairly if you don’t know who he is?’

‘Ha—yes—egad, that’s true,’ said Mr. Justice Foxley; ‘and now—looking into the matter more closely—there is, eh, upon the whole—nothing at all in what he says—so, sir, you must tell your father’s name, and surname.’

‘Ha—yes—wow, that’s true,’ said Mr. Justice Foxley; ‘and now—looking into it more closely—there is, um, overall—nothing at all in what he says—so, sir, you need to tell your father’s name and surname.’

‘It is out of my power, sir; they are not known to me, since you must needs know so much of my private affairs.’

‘I can't help you with that, sir; I don’t know them, since you obviously know so much about my personal life.’

The Justice collected a great AFFLATUS in his cheeks, which puffed them up like those of a Dutch cherub, while his eyes seemed flying out of his head, from the effort with which he retained his breath. He then blew it forth with,—‘Whew!—Hoom—poof—ha!—not know your parents, youngster?—Then I must commit you for a vagrant, I warrant you. OMNE IGNOTUM PRO TERRIBILI, as we used to say at Appleby school; that is, every one that is not known to the Justice; is a rogue and a vagabond. Ha!—aye, you may sneer, sir; but I question if you would have known the meaning of that Latin, unless I had told you.’

The Justice gathered a lot of breath in his cheeks, puffing them up like a Dutch cherub, while his eyes practically popped out from the effort of holding his breath. He then released it with, “Whew! Hoom—poof—ha! You don’t know your parents, kid? Then I have no choice but to treat you as a vagrant, I swear. OMNE IGNOTUM PRO TERRIBILI, as we used to say at Appleby school; that is, anyone who’s not known to the Justice is a rogue and a vagabond. Ha! You can scoff, sir, but I doubt you would have understood that Latin unless I had explained it to you.”

I acknowledged myself obliged for a new edition of the adage, and an interpretation which I could never have reached alone and unassisted. I then proceeded to state my case with greater confidence. The Justice was an ass, that was clear; but if was scarcely possible he could be so utterly ignorant as not to know what was necessary in so plain a case as mine. I therefore informed him of the riot which had been committed on the Scottish side of the Solway Firth, explained how I came to be placed in my present situation, and requested of his worship to set me at liberty. I pleaded my cause with as much earnestness as I could, casting an eye from time to time upon the opposite party, who seemed entirely indifferent to all the animation with which I accused him.

I felt it was necessary to have a new version of the saying and an explanation that I could never have figured out by myself. I then went on to present my case with more confidence. The Justice was clearly clueless; however, it was hard to believe he could be so completely unaware of what was needed in such a straightforward case as mine. I therefore told him about the riot that had happened on the Scottish side of the Solway Firth, explained how I ended up in my current situation, and asked him to let me go. I argued my case with as much seriousness as I could, glancing every now and then at the other party, who seemed totally indifferent to all the passion with which I accused him.

As for the Justice, when at length I had ceased, as really not knowing what more to say in a case so very plain, he replied, ‘Ho—aye—aye—yes—wonderful! and so this is all the gratitude you show to this good gentleman for the great charge and trouble he hath had with respect to and concerning of you?’

As for the Justice, when I finally stopped, not really knowing what else to say in such a straightforward situation, he replied, “Oh—yeah—sure—amazing! So this is all the thanks you give to this good gentleman for the huge effort and trouble he’s had with you?”

‘He saved my life, sir, I acknowledge, on one occasion certainly, and most probably on two; but his having done so gives him no right over my person. I am not, however, asking for any punishment or revenge; on the contrary, I am content to part friends with the gentleman, whose motives I am unwilling to suppose are bad, though his actions have been, towards me, unauthorized and violent.’

‘He saved my life, sir, I'll admit, on at least one occasion, and likely on two; but that doesn’t give him any claim over me. However, I’m not looking for any punishment or revenge; actually, I’m happy to part as friends with the gentleman, whose intentions I don't want to believe are bad, even though his actions towards me have been unauthorized and aggressive.’

This moderation, Alan, thou wilt comprehend, was not entirely dictated by my feelings towards the individual of whom I complained; there were other reasons, in which regard for him had little share. It seemed, however, as if the mildness with which I pleaded my cause had more effect upon him than anything I had yet said. We was moved to the point of being almost out of countenance; and took snuff repeatedly, as if to gain time to stifle some degree of emotion.

This moderation, Alan, you will understand, wasn’t solely driven by my feelings towards the person I complained about; there were other reasons where my regard for him played a minor role. However, it seemed that the gentle approach I took while making my case affected him more than anything I had said before. He was almost embarrassed and kept taking snuff, as if to buy time to suppress some of his emotions.

But on Justice Foxley, on whom my eloquence was particularly designed to make impression, the result was much less favourable. He consulted in a whisper with Mr. Nicholas, his clerk—pshawed, hemmed, and elevated his eyebrows, as if in scorn of my supplication. At length, having apparently made up his mind, he leaned back in his chair, and smoked his pipe with great energy, with a look of defiance, designed to make me aware that all my reasoning was lost on him.

But on Justice Foxley, who was the one I was really trying to impress with my speech, the outcome was much less positive. He leaned in to whisper with his clerk, Mr. Nicholas—snorted, cleared his throat, and raised his eyebrows as if mocking my plea. Finally, after apparently coming to a decision, he leaned back in his chair and smoked his pipe vigorously, wearing a defiant expression that let me know none of my arguments were getting through to him.

At length, when I stopped, more from lack of breath than want of argument, he opened his oracular jaws, and made the following reply, interrupted by his usual interjectional ejaculations, and by long volumes of smoke:—‘Hem—aye—eh—poof. And, youngster, do you think Matthew Foxley, who has been one of the quorum for these twenty years, is to be come over with such trash as would hardly cheat an apple-woman? Poof—poof—eh! Why, man—eh—dost thou not know the charge is not a bailable matter—and that—hum—aye—the greatest man—poof—the Baron of Graystock himself, must stand committed? and yet you pretend to have been kidnapped by this gentleman, and robbed of property, and what not; and—eh—poof—you would persuade me all you want is to get away from him? I do believe—eh—that it IS all you want. Therefore, as you are a sort of a slip-string gentleman, and—aye—hum—a kind of idle apprentice, and something cock-brained withal, as the honest folks of the house tell me—why, you must e’en remain under custody of your guardian, till your coming of age, or my Lord Chancellor’s warrant, shall give you the management of your own affairs, which, if you can gather your brains again, you will even then not be—aye—hem—poof—in particular haste to assume.’

Finally, when I stopped, not so much because I ran out of things to say as I ran out of breath, he opened his mouth like a wise oracle and replied, punctuated by his usual coughs and large clouds of smoke: “Ahem—yeah—uh—phew. And, kid, do you really think Matthew Foxley, who has been one of the key players for twenty years, is going to be swayed by such nonsense that wouldn’t even fool a fruit vendor? Phew—phew—uh! Of course, you don’t know the charge isn’t something you can bail out of—and that—hmm—yeah—even the most important person—the Baron of Graystock himself—has to face it? And yet you say you were kidnapped by this guy and robbed of your stuff, and whatnot; and—uh—phew—you want me to believe all you want is to get away from him? I really think—uh—that IS all you want. So, since you’re a bit of a loose cannon, and—yeah—hmm—a kind of lazy apprentice, and a little scatterbrained too, from what the good people in the house tell me—well, you’ll just have to stay under the care of your guardian until you come of age, or until my Lord Chancellor's order allows you to handle your own affairs, which, if you can pull yourself together, you won’t exactly be—yeah—hmm—phew—in a hurry to take on.”

The time occupied by his worship’s hums, and haws, and puffs of tobacco smoke, together with the slow and pompous manner in which he spoke, gave me a minute’s space to collect my ideas, dispersed as they were by the extraordinary purport of this annunciation.

The time taken by his worship's hums, haws, and puffs of tobacco smoke, along with the slow and grand way he spoke, gave me a moment to gather my thoughts, which had been scattered by the surprising nature of this announcement.

‘I cannot conceive, sir,’ I replied, ‘by what singular tenure this person claims my obedience as a guardian; it is a barefaced imposture. I never in my life saw him, until I came unhappily to this country, about four weeks since.’

‘I can’t understand, sir,’ I replied, ‘how this person thinks he has any right to demand my obedience as a guardian; it’s a blatant scam. I’ve never seen him in my life until I came to this country about four weeks ago.’

‘Aye, sir—we—eh—know, and are aware—that—poof—you do not like to hear some folk’s names; and that—eh—you understand me—there are things, and sounds, and matters, conversation about names, and suchlike, which put you off the hooks—which I have no humour to witness. Nevertheless, Mr. Darsie—or—poof—Mr. Darsie Latimer—or—poof, poof—eh—aye, Mr. Darsie without the Latimer—you have acknowledged as much to-day as assures me you will best be disposed of under the honourable care of my friend here—all your confessions—besides that, poof—eh—I know him to be a most responsible person—a—hay—aye—most responsible and honourable person—Can you deny this?’

‘Yes, sir—we—um—know, and are aware—that—poof—you do not like to hear certain people's names; and that—um—you understand me—there are things, and sounds, and discussions about names, and things like that, which make you uncomfortable—which I have no desire to witness. Nevertheless, Mr. Darsie—or—poof—Mr. Darsie Latimer—or—poof, poof—um—yes, Mr. Darsie without the Latimer—you have acknowledged today that assures me you will be in good hands under the honorable care of my friend here—all your confessions—besides that, poof—um—I know him to be a very responsible person—a—um—yes—a very responsible and honorable person—Can you deny this?’

‘I know nothing of him,’ I repeated; ‘not even his name; and I have not, as I told you, seen him in the course of my whole life, till a few weeks since.’

'I know nothing about him,' I repeated; 'not even his name; and I haven't, as I told you, seen him at all in my entire life, until a few weeks ago.'

‘Will you swear to that?’ said the singular man, who seemed to await the result of this debate, secure as a rattle-snake is of the prey which has once felt its fascination. And while he said these words in deep undertone, he withdrew his chair a little behind that of the Justice, so as to be unseen by him or his clerk, who sat upon the same side; while he bent on me a frown so portentous, that no one who has witnessed the look can forget it during the whole of his life. The furrows of the brow above the eyes became livid and almost black, and were bent into a semicircular, or rather elliptical form, above the junction of the eyebrows. I had heard such a look described in an old tale of DIABLERIE, which it was my chance to be entertained with not long since; when this deep and gloomy contortion of the frontal muscles was not unaptly described as forming the representation of a small horseshoe.

‘Will you swear to that?’ said the strange man, who seemed to be waiting for the outcome of this argument, as confident as a rattlesnake with its prey that has already felt its charm. As he spoke these words in a low voice, he pulled his chair back a bit from the Justice's so he wouldn’t be seen by him or his clerk, who was sitting on the same side; while he shot me a glare so threatening that anyone who has seen it would remember it for the rest of their life. The lines on his forehead above his eyes turned an ashen color, almost black, and arched into a semi-circular, or rather elliptical shape, above the meeting point of his eyebrows. I had heard a look like that described in an old story about dark magic that I happened to hear recently; it described this deep, dark twist of the forehead muscles as resembling a small horseshoe.

The tale, when told, awaked a dreadful vision of infancy, which the withering and blighting look now fixed on me again forced on my recollection, but with much more vivacity. Indeed, I was so much surprised, and, I must add, terrified, at the vague ideas which were awakened in my mind by this fearful sign, that I kept my eyes fixed on the face in which it was exhibited, as on a frightful vision; until, passing his handkerchief a moment across his countenance, this mysterious man relaxed at once the look which had for me something so appalling. ‘The young man will no longer deny that he has seen me before,’ said he to the Justice, in a tone of complacency; ‘and I trust he will now be reconciled to my temporary guardianship, which may end better for him than he expects.’

The story, when told, brought back a terrifying memory from my childhood, which the harsh and withering look now fixed on me forced me to remember, but with much more intensity. In fact, I was so shocked and, I have to say, scared by the vague thoughts that this frightening sign stirred in my mind, that I kept my eyes locked on the face showing it, as if it were a horrific vision; until, for a moment, he passed his handkerchief over his face, and this mysterious man suddenly relaxed the expression that had felt so terrifying to me. “The young man will no longer deny that he has seen me before,” he said to the Justice, sounding pleased; “and I hope he will now accept my temporary guardianship, which may turn out better for him than he expects.”

‘Whatever I expect,’ I replied, summoning my scattered recollections together, ‘I see I am neither to expect justice nor protection from this gentleman, whose office it is to render both to the lieges. For you, sir, how strangely you have wrought yourself into the fate of an unhappy young man or what interest you can pretend in me, you yourself only can explain. That I have seen you before is certain; for none can forget the look with which you seem to have the power of blighting those upon whom you cast it.’

‘Whatever I expect,’ I replied, gathering my jumbled memories, ‘I realize I shouldn't expect justice or protection from this gentleman, whose job it is to provide both to the people. As for you, sir, how strangely you've entangled yourself in the fate of an unfortunate young man, or what interest you claim to have in me, only you can explain. It's clear that I've seen you before; no one forgets the way you seem to have the power to ruin those you look at.’

The Justice seemed not very easy under this hint, ‘Ha!—aye,’ he said; ‘it is time to be going, neighbour. I have a many miles to ride, and I care not to ride darkling in these parts. You and I, Mr. Nicholas, must be jogging.’

The Justice didn't seem too comfortable with this suggestion. "Ha!—yeah," he said; "it's time to head out, neighbor. I have a long way to travel, and I don't want to ride around here in the dark. You and I, Mr. Nicholas, need to get moving."

The Justice fumbled with his gloves, in endeavouring to draw them on hastily, and Mr. Nicholas bustled to get his greatcoat and whip. Their landlord endeavoured to detain them, and spoke of supper and beds. Both, pouring forth many thanks for his invitation, seemed as if they would much rather not, and Mr. Justice Foxley was making a score of apologies, with at least a hundred cautionary hems and eh-ehs, when the girl Dorcas burst into the room, and announced a gentleman on justice business.

The Justice struggled with his gloves, trying to put them on quickly, while Mr. Nicholas hurried to grab his greatcoat and whip. Their landlord tried to keep them there, mentioning supper and beds. Both of them, expressing lots of thanks for his invitation, looked like they’d prefer to leave, and Mr. Justice Foxley was making all sorts of apologies, with at least a hundred hesitant hems and eh-ehs, when the girl Dorcas rushed into the room and announced a gentleman on official business.

‘What gentleman?—and whom does he want?’

‘Which gentleman?—and who does he want?’

‘He is cuome post on his ten toes,’ said the wench; ‘and on justice business to his worship loike. I’se uphald him a gentleman, for he speaks as good Latin as the schule-measter; but, lack-a-day! he has gotten a queer mop of a wig.’

‘He has come to his feet,’ said the girl; ‘and he's here on serious business for his honor. I’ll tell you he’s a gentleman, because he speaks Latin just like the schoolmaster; but, oh dear! he’s got a strange mess of a wig.’

The gentleman, thus announced and described, bounced into the room. But I have already written as much as fills a sheet of my paper, and my singular embarrassments press so hard on me that I have matter to fill another from what followed the intrusion of—my dear Alan—your crazy client—Poor Peter Peebles!

The gentleman, as announced and described, bounced into the room. But I've already written enough to fill a sheet of my paper, and my unusual troubles weigh on me so much that I have enough to fill another sheet from what happened after the intrusion of—my dear Alan—your eccentric client—Poor Peter Peebles!





CHAPTER VII

LATIMER’S JOURNAL, IN CONTINUATION

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I have rarely in my life, till the last alarming days, known what it was to sustain a moment’s real sorrow. What I called such, was, I am now well convinced, only the weariness of mind which, having nothing actually present to complain of, turns upon itself and becomes anxious about the past and the future; those periods with which human life has so little connexion, that Scripture itself hath said, ‘Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof.’

I have rarely, until these recent troubling days, experienced genuine sorrow. What I used to call sorrow was, I now realize, just mental exhaustion that, with nothing real to complain about, turns inward and becomes worried about the past and the future; those times that have so little to do with human life, as Scripture wisely says, ‘Sufficient for the day is the evil thereof.’

If, therefore, I have sometimes abused prosperity, by murmuring at my unknown birth and uncertain rank in society, I will make amends by bearing my present real adversity with patience and courage, and, if I can, even with gaiety. What can they—dare they-do to me? Foxley, I am persuaded, is a real Justice of Peace, and country gentleman of estate, though (wonderful to tell!) he is an ass notwithstanding; and his functionary in the drab coat must have a shrewd guess at the consequences of being accessory to an act of murder or kidnapping. Men invite not such witnesses to deeds of darkness. I have also—Alan, I have hopes, arising out of the family of the oppressor himself. I am encouraged to believe that G.M. is likely again to enter on the field. More I dare not here say; nor must I drop a hint which another eye than thine might be able to construe. Enough, my feelings are lighter than they have been; and, though fear and wonder are still around me, they are unable entirely to overcloud the horizon.

If I've sometimes taken advantage of my good fortune by complaining about my unknown origins and uncertain status in society, I’ll make it right by facing my current real struggles with patience and courage, and if possible, even with cheerfulness. What can they—dare they—do to me? I truly believe Foxley is a legitimate Justice of the Peace and a landowner, although (surprisingly!) he’s still an idiot; and his associate in the drab coat must have a pretty good idea of the risks that come with being involved in murder or kidnapping. People don’t invite such witnesses to commit crimes. I also have—Alan, I have hope stemming from the family of my oppressor. I’m encouraged to think that G.M. might come back into the picture. I can’t say much more here, nor should I hint at things that someone else might interpret. Enough, my spirits are lighter than they have been; and even though fear and uncertainty are still around me, they can’t completely block out the sunshine.

Even when I saw the spectral form of the old scarecrow of the Parliament House rush into the apartment where I had undergone so singular an examination, I thought of thy connexion with him, and could almost have parodied Lear—

Even when I saw the ghostly figure of the old scarecrow from Parliament House rush into the room where I had gone through such a unique examination, I thought about your connection with him, and I could almost have parodied Lear—

  Death!—nothing could have thus subdued nature
  To such a lowness, but his ‘learned lawyers.’ 
  Death!—nothing could have brought nature down to such a low point, except for his 'educated lawyers.'

He was e’en as we have seen him of yore, Alan, when, rather to keep thee company than to follow my own bent, I formerly frequented the halls of justice. The only addition to his dress, in the capacity of a traveller, was a pair of boots, that seemed as if they might have seen the field of Sheriffmoor; so large and heavy that, tied as they were to the creature’s wearied hams with large bunches of worsted tape of various colours, they looked as if he had been dragging them along, either for a wager or by way of penance.

He was just like we used to see him, Alan, when I used to hang out in the courts more to keep you company than for my own reasons. The only change in his outfit, as a traveler, was a pair of boots that looked like they might have been at Sheriffmoor; they were so big and heavy that, strapped to his tired legs with thick bunches of multicolored tape, it seemed like he was dragging them along either as a bet or as some sort of punishment.

Regardless of the surprised looks of the party on whom he thus intruded himself, Peter blundered into the middle of the apartment, with his head charged like a ram’s in the act of butting, and saluted them thus:—

Regardless of the surprised looks from the people he interrupted, Peter barged into the middle of the apartment, with his head down like a ram about to charge, and greeted them like this:—

‘Gude day to ye, gude day to your honours. Is’t here they sell the fugie warrants?’

‘Good day to you, good day to your honors. Is this where they sell the fugie warrants?’

I observed that on his entrance, my friend—or enemy—drew himself back, and placed himself as if he would rather avoid attracting the observation of the new-comer. I did the same myself, as far as I was able; for I thought it likely that Mr. Peebles might recognize me, as indeed I was too frequently among the group of young juridical aspirants who used to amuse themselves by putting cases for Peter’s solution, and playing him worse tricks; yet I was uncertain whether I had better avail myself of our acquaintance to have the advantage, such as it might be, of his evidence before the magistrate, or whether to make him, if possible, bearer of a letter which might procure me more effectual assistance. I resolved, therefore, to be guided by circumstances, and to watch carefully that nothing might escape me. I drew back as far as I could, and even reconnoitred the door and passage, to consider whether absolute escape might not be practicable. But there paraded Cristal Nixon, whose little black eyes, sharp as those of a basilisk, seemed, the instant when they encountered mine, to penetrate my purpose.

I noticed that when he entered, my friend—or enemy—pulled back and positioned himself as if he wanted to avoid being noticed by the newcomer. I did the same as much as I could; I figured Mr. Peebles might recognize me since I often hung out with the group of young law students who entertained themselves by presenting cases for Peter to solve and pulling pranks on him. Still, I was unsure whether I should use our acquaintance to take advantage of his testimony before the magistrate or if I should try to get him to deliver a letter that might get me more effective help. So, I decided to go with the flow and keep a close watch on everything. I stepped back as much as possible and even checked the door and hallway to see if a complete getaway might be possible. But there was Cristal Nixon, whose little black eyes, sharp as a basilisk’s, seemed to see right through me the moment they met mine.

I sat down, as much out of sight of all parties as I could, and listened to the dialogue which followed—a dialogue how much more interesting to me than any I could have conceived, in which Peter Peebles was to be one of the dramatis personae!

I sat down, trying to stay out of sight as much as possible, and listened to the conversation that followed—a conversation so much more interesting to me than anything I could have imagined, with Peter Peebles as one of the key players!

‘Is it here where ye sell the warrants—the fugies, ye ken?’ said Peter.

‘Is this where you sell the warrants—the fugies, you know?’ said Peter.

‘Hey—eh—what!’ said Justice Foxley; ‘what the devil does the fellow mean?—What would you have a warrant for?’

‘Hey—uh—what!’ said Justice Foxley; ‘what on earth does this guy mean?—What do you need a warrant for?’

‘It is to apprehend a young lawyer that is IN MEDITATIONE FUGAE; for he has ta’en my memorial and pleaded my cause, and a good fee I gave him, and as muckle brandy as he could drink that day at his father’s house—he loes the brandy ower weel for sae youthful a creature.’

‘It is to catch a young lawyer who is about to run away; for he has taken my case and represented me, and I gave him a good fee, along with as much brandy as he could drink that day at his father's house—he enjoys the brandy too much for such a young person.’

‘And what has this drunken young dog of a lawyer done to you, that you are come to me—eh—ha? Has he robbed you? Not unlikely if he be a lawyer—eh—Nick—ha?’ said Justice Foxley.

‘And what has this drunken young lawyer done to you that you’ve come to me—huh—sorry? Did he rob you? Not surprising if he’s a lawyer—huh—Nick—sorry?’ said Justice Foxley.

‘He has robbed me of himself, sir,’ answered Peter; ‘of his help, comfort, aid, maintenance, and assistance, whilk, as a counsel to a client, he is bound to yield me RATIONE OFFICII—that is it, ye see. He has pouched my fee, and drucken a mutchkin of brandy, and now he’s ower the march, and left my cause, half won half lost—as dead a heat as e’er was run ower the back-sands. Now, I was advised by some cunning laddies that are used to crack a bit law wi’ me in the House, that the best thing I could do was to take heart o’ grace and set out after him; so I have taken post on my ain shanks, forby a cast in a cart, or the like. I got wind of him in Dumfries, and now I have run him ower to the English side, and I want a fugie warrant against him.’

"He has taken away part of himself from me, sir," replied Peter; "his help, comfort, support, maintenance, and assistance, which, as a counselor to a client, he is obligated to provide me by virtue of his position—that's what it is, you see. He pocketed my fee, drank a bottle of brandy, and now he’s crossed the border, leaving my case half won, half lost—it's as close a tie as you could ever see. I was advised by some clever guys who usually chat a bit of law with me in the House that the best thing I could do was to muster some courage and go after him; so I set out on foot, aside from a ride in a cart or something similar. I heard he was in Dumfries, and now I’ve chased him over to the English side, and I need a warrant against him."

How did my heart throb at this information, dearest Alan! Thou art near me then, and I well know with what kind purpose; thou hast abandoned all to fly to my assistance; and no wonder that, knowing thy friendship and faith, thy sound sagacity and persevering disposition, ‘my bosom’s lord should now sit lightly on his throne’; that gaiety should almost involuntarily hover on my pen; and that my heart should beat like that of a general, responsive to the drums of his advancing ally, without whose help the battle must have been lost.

How did my heart race at this news, dearest Alan! You are close to me then, and I know exactly what your intentions are; you have left everything behind to come to my aid; and it’s no wonder that, knowing your friendship and loyalty, your sound judgment and determined spirit, 'my heart's ruler should now sit lightly on his throne'; that joy should almost instinctively flow from my pen; and that my heart should pound like a general’s, responding to the drums of his approaching ally, without whose help the battle would have been lost.

I did not suffer myself to be startled by this joyous surprise, but continued to bend my strictest attention to what followed among this singular party. That Poor Peter Peebles had been put on this wildgoose chase by some of his juvenile advisers in the Parliament House, he himself had intimated; but he spoke with much confidence, and the Justice, who seemed to have some secret apprehension of being put to trouble in the matter, and, as sometimes occurs on the English frontier, a jealousy lest the superior acuteness of their northern neighbours might overreach their own simplicity, turned to his clerk with a perplexed countenance.

I didn’t let myself be surprised by this happy revelation, but focused intently on what was happening among this unusual group. Poor Peter Peebles had mentioned that he had been sent on this wild goose chase by some of his young advisers in the Parliament House; however, he spoke with a lot of confidence. The Justice, who seemed secretly worried about being involved in this issue, and possibly a bit jealous that the sharper wit of the northern neighbors might outsmart them, turned to his clerk with a confused expression.

‘Eh—oh—Nick—d—n thee—Hast thou got nothing to say? This is more Scots law, I take it, and more Scotsmen.’ (Here he cast a side-glance at the owner of the mansion, and winked to his clerk.) ‘I would Solway were as deep as it is wide, and we had then some chance of keeping of them out.’

‘Eh—oh—Nick—damn you—Have you got nothing to say? This is more Scottish law, I assume, and more Scotsmen.’ (Here he shot a sideways glance at the owner of the mansion and winked at his clerk.) ‘I wish Solway were as deep as it is wide, then we might have a better chance of keeping them out.’

Nicholas conversed an instant aside with the supplicant, and then reported:—

Nicholas chatted briefly with the person asking for help and then said:—

‘The man wants a border-warrant, I think; but they are only granted for debt—now he wants one to catch a lawyer.’

‘The man wants a border warrant, I think; but they’re only issued for debt—now he wants one to catch a lawyer.’

‘And what for no?’ answered Peter Peebles, doggedly; ‘what for no, I would be glad to ken? If a day’s labourer refuse to work, ye’ll grant a warrant to gar him do out his daurg—if a wench quean rin away from her hairst, ye’ll send her back to her heuck again—if sae mickle as a collier or a salter make a moonlight flitting, ye will cleek him by the back-spaul in a minute of time—and yet the damage canna amount to mair than a creelfu’ of coals, and a forpit or twa of saut; and here is a chield taks leg from his engagement, and damages me to the tune of sax thousand punds sterling; that is, three thousand that I should win, and three thousand mair that I am like to lose; and you that ca’ yourself a justice canna help a poor man to catch the rinaway? A bonny like justice I am like to get amang ye!’

‘And why not?’ replied Peter Peebles stubbornly. ‘I’d really like to know why not! If a day laborer refuses to work, you’ll give a warrant to make him fulfill his duties—if a girl runs away from her job, you’ll send her back to her place—if a coal miner or a salt worker makes a midnight escape, you'll grab him by the collar in no time at all—and still, the damage can’t be more than a cartload of coal and a sack or two of salt; yet here’s a guy who breaks his contract and damages me to the tune of six thousand pounds sterling; that is, three thousand I should earn, and three thousand more that I’m likely to lose; and you, who call yourself a justice, can’t help a poor man catch the runaway? What a fine bit of justice I’m going to get from you!’

‘The fellow must be drunk,’ said the clerk.

‘The guy must be drunk,’ said the clerk.

‘Black fasting from all but sin,’ replied the supplicant; ‘I havena had mair than a mouthful of cauld water since I passed the Border, and deil a ane of ye is like to say to me, “Dog, will ye drink?”’

‘Black fasting from everything but sin,’ replied the supplicant; ‘I haven’t had more than a mouthful of cold water since I crossed the Border, and not one of you is likely to say to me, “Dog, will you drink?”’

The Justice seemed moved by this appeal. ‘Hem—-tush, man,’ replied he; ‘thou speak’st to us as if thou wert in presence of one of thine own beggarly justices—get downstairs—get something to eat, man (with permission of my friend to make so free in his house), and a mouthful to drink, and I warrant we get ye such justice as will please ye.’

The judge seemed touched by this plea. "Come on, man," he replied. "You're talking to us like we're one of your petty local judges. Go downstairs, get something to eat—if it's okay with my friend to be so informal in his home—and grab a drink. I guarantee we'll get you the kind of justice you're looking for."

‘I winna refuse your neighbourly offer,’ said Poor Peter Peebles, making his bow; ‘muckle grace be wi’ your honour, and wisdom to guide you in this extraordinary cause.’

“I won’t refuse your kind offer,” said Poor Peter Peebles, bowing. “Much grace be with you, and wisdom to guide you in this unusual situation.”

When I saw Peter Peebles about to retire from the room, I could not forbear an effort to obtain from him such evidence as might give me some credit with the Justice. I stepped forward, therefore, and, saluting him, asked him if he remembered me?

When I saw Peter Peebles about to leave the room, I couldn't help but try to get some information from him that might help my reputation with the Justice. So I stepped forward, greeted him, and asked if he remembered me.

After a stare or two, and a long pinch of snuff, recollection seemed suddenly to dawn on Peter Peebles. ‘Recollect ye!’ he said; ‘by my troth do I.—-Haud him a grip, gentlemen!—constables, keep him fast! where that ill-deedie hempy is, ye are sure that Alan Fairford is not far off. Haud him fast, Master Constable; I charge ye wi’ him, for I am mista’en if he is not at the bottom of this rinaway business. He was aye getting the silly callant Alan awa wi’ gigs, and horse, and the like of that, to Roslin, and Prestonpans, and a’ the idle gates he could think of. He’s a rinaway apprentice, that ane.’

After a few looks and a long pinch of snuff, it suddenly seemed like Peter Peebles remembered something. “I remember!” he said; “I swear I do. —Hold him tight, gentlemen! —Constables, keep a grip on him! Wherever that scoundrel is, you can be sure Alan Fairford isn’t far behind. Hold him tight, Constable; I charge you with him, because I’d bet he’s behind this whole runaway situation. He was always getting that foolish lad Alan away with gigs, horses, and whatever else he could think of, to Roslin, Prestonpans, and all the other places. He’s a runaway apprentice, that one.”

‘Mr. Peebles,’ I said, ‘do not do me wrong. I am sure you can say no harm of me justly, but can satisfy these gentlemen, if you will, that I am a student of law in Edinburgh—Darsie Latimer by name.’

‘Mr. Peebles,’ I said, ‘please don’t misunderstand me. I’m sure you have nothing negative to say about me, but if you could assure these gentlemen that I’m a law student in Edinburgh – Darsie Latimer is my name.’

‘Me satisfy! how can I satisfy the gentlemen,’ answered Peter, ‘that am sae far from being satisfied mysell? I ken naething about your name, and can only testify, NIHIL NOVIT IN CAUSA.’

‘How can I satisfy the gentlemen,’ answered Peter, ‘when I’m so far from being satisfied myself? I know nothing about your name, and can only say, NIHIL NOVIT IN CAUSA.’

‘A pretty witness you have brought forward in your favour,’ said Mr. Foxley. ‘But—ha—aye—-I’ll ask him a question or two. Pray, friend, will you take your oath to this youth being a runaway apprentice?’

‘You've presented a pretty witness in your favor,’ said Mr. Foxley. ‘But—ha—aye—I’ll ask him a question or two. Please, friend, will you swear that this young man is a runaway apprentice?’

‘Sir,’ said Peter, ‘I will make oath to onything in reason; when a case comes to my oath it’s a won cause: But I am in some haste to prie your worship’s good cheer;’ for Peter had become much more respectful in his demeanour towards the Justice since he had heard some intimation of dinner.

‘Sir,’ said Peter, ‘I’ll swear to anything reasonable; when it comes to my word, it’s a sure win: But I’m in a bit of a hurry to check out your good food;’ for Peter had become much more respectful in his attitude towards the Justice since he had heard something about dinner.

‘You shall have—eh—hum—aye—a bellyful, if it be possible to fill it. First let me know if this young man be really what he pretends. Nick, make his affidavit.’

‘You’ll get—uh—hm—yeah—a full stomach, if it’s possible to fill it. First, let me know if this young man is really who he claims to be. Nick, get his statement.’

‘Ow, he is just a wud harum-scarum creature, that wad never take to his studies; daft, sir, clean daft.’

‘Oh, he is just a wild and reckless guy, who will never focus on his studies; foolish, sir, completely foolish.’

‘Deft!’ said the Justice; ‘what d’ye mean by deft—eh?’

‘Skillful!’ said the Justice; ‘what do you mean by skillful—huh?’

‘Just Fifish,’ replied Peter; ‘wowf—a wee bit by the East Nook or sae; it’s a common case—the ae half of the warld thinks the tither daft. I have met with folk in my day that thought I was daft mysell; and, for my part, I think our Court of Session clean daft, that have had the great cause of Peebles against Plainstanes before them for this score of years, and have never been able to ding the bottom out of it yet.’

‘Just Fifish,’ replied Peter; ‘wowf—a little bit by the East Nook or so; it’s a common thing—the one half of the world thinks the other half is crazy. I’ve met people in my time who thought I was crazy myself; and, for my part, I think our Court of Session is completely ridiculous, having had the big case of Peebles against Plainstanes before them for these twenty years, and still hasn’t managed to get to the bottom of it yet.’

‘I cannot make out a word of his cursed brogue,’ said the Cumbrian justice; ‘can you, neighbour—eh? What can he mean by DEFT?’

‘I can’t understand a word of his annoying accent,’ said the Cumbrian justice; ‘can you, neighbor—huh? What does he mean by DEFT?’

‘He means MAD,’ said the party appealed to, thrown off his guard by impatience of this protracted discussion.

'He means CRAZY,' said the person being addressed, caught off guard by the frustration of this long discussion.

‘Ye have it—ye have it,’ said Peter; ‘that is, not clean skivie, but—’

‘You have it—you have it,’ said Peter; ‘that is, not completely fresh, but—’

Here he stopped, and fixed his eye on the person he addressed with an air of joyful recognition.—‘Aye, aye, Mr. Herries of Birrenswork, is this your ainsell in blood and bane? I thought ye had been hanged at Kennington Common, or Hairiebie, or some of these places, after the bonny ploy ye made in the Forty-five.’

Here he stopped and focused his gaze on the person he was speaking to with a look of joyful recognition. “Yeah, yeah, Mr. Herries of Birrenswork, is this your own flesh and blood? I thought you’d been hanged at Kennington Common, or Hairiebie, or one of those places after the great trouble you caused in '45.”

‘I believe you are mistaken, friend,’ said Herries, sternly, with whose name and designation I was thus made unexpectedly acquainted.

‘I think you have it wrong, my friend,’ said Herries, firmly, whose name and title I was suddenly made aware of.

‘The deil a bit,’ answered the undaunted Peter Peebles; I mind ye weel, for ye lodged in my house the great year of Forty-five, for a great year it was; the Grand Rebellion broke out, and my cause—the great cause—Peebles against Plainstanes, ET PER CONTRA—was called in the beginning of the winter session, and would have been heard, but that there was a surcease of justice, with your plaids, and your piping, and your nonsense.’

‘Not a chance,’ replied the fearless Peter Peebles; I remember you well, because you stayed at my place during the eventful year of Forty-five, which was indeed significant; the Grand Rebellion erupted, and my cause—the great cause—Peebles versus Plainstanes, AND VICE VERSA—was scheduled for the start of the winter session and would have been heard, if it hadn't been for the halt in justice, with your plaids, your music, and your nonsense.’

‘I tell you, fellow,’ said Herries, yet more fiercely, ‘you have confused me with some of the other furniture of your crazy pate.’

‘I tell you, man,’ said Herries, even more fiercely, ‘you’ve mixed me up with some of the other nonsense in your crazy head.’

‘Speak like a gentleman, sir,’ answered Peebles; ‘these are not legal phrases, Mr. Herries of Birrenswork. Speak in form of law, or I sall bid ye gude day, sir. I have nae pleasure in speaking to proud folk, though I am willing to answer onything in a legal way; so if you are for a crack about auld langsyne, and the splores that you and Captain Redgimlet used to breed in my house, and the girded cask of brandy that ye drank and ne’er thought of paying for it (not that I minded it muckle in thae days, though I have felt a lack of it sin syne), why I will waste an hour on ye at ony time.—and where is Captain Redgimlet now? he was a wild chap, like yoursell, though they arena sae keen after you poor bodies for these some years bygane; the heading and hanging is weel ower now—awful job—awful job—will ye try my sneeshing?’

“Speak like a gentleman, sir,” Peebles replied. “Those aren’t legal terms, Mr. Herries of Birrenswork. Use proper legal language, or I’ll wish you a good day, sir. I don’t enjoy talking to arrogant people, though I’m open to answering anything in a legal manner; so if you want to chat about the old times and the trouble you and Captain Redgimlet used to cause in my house, and the barrel of brandy you drank without ever considering paying for it (not that I cared much back then, even though I’ve missed it since), then I’m happy to spend an hour with you any time. And where is Captain Redgimlet now? He was a wild one, just like you, though they haven’t been so hard on poor folks like you for quite a few years now; the beheading and hanging are well past — terrible business — terrible business — will you try my snuff?”

He concluded his desultory speech by thrusting out his large bony paw, filled with a Scottish mull of huge dimensions, which Herries, who had been standing like one petrified by the assurance of this unexpected address, rejected with a contemptuous motion of his hand, which spilled some of the contents of the box.

He wrapped up his rambling speech by extending his large, bony hand, filled with a massive Scottish sweet, which Herries, who had been standing there like someone turned to stone by the surprise of this sudden talk, dismissed with a disdainful wave of his hand, spilling some of the contents of the box.

‘Aweel, aweel,’ said Peter Peebles, totally unabashed by the repulse, ‘e’en as ye like, a wilful man maun hae his way; but,’ he added, stooping down and endeavouring to gather the spilled snuff from the polished floor, ‘I canna afford to lose my sneeshing for a’ that ye are gumple-foisted wi’ me.’

‘Well, well,’ said Peter Peebles, completely unbothered by the rejection, ‘as you wish, a stubborn man must have his way; but,’ he continued, bending down and trying to collect the spilled snuff from the shiny floor, ‘I can’t afford to lose my snuff just because you’re annoyed with me.’

My attention had been keenly awakened, during this extraordinary and unexpected scene. I watched, with as much attention as my own agitation permitted me to command, the effect produced on the parties concerned. It was evident that our friend, Peter Peebles, had unwarily let out something which altered the sentiments of Justice Foxley and his clerk towards Mr. Herries, with whom, until he was known and acknowledged under that name, they had appeared to be so intimate. They talked with each other aside, looked at a paper or two which the clerk selected from the contents of a huge black pocket-book, and seemed, under the influence of fear and uncertainty, totally at a loss what line of conduct to adopt.

My attention was sharply grabbed during this unexpected and unusual scene. I watched, as much as my own nervousness allowed, the effect it had on everyone involved. It was clear that our friend, Peter Peebles, had accidentally revealed something that changed how Justice Foxley and his clerk felt about Mr. Herries, with whom they had seemed so close until he was recognized under that name. They talked quietly to each other, looked at a few papers that the clerk pulled from a big black wallet, and appeared completely unsure and scared about what to do next.

Herries made a different, and far more interesting figure. However little Peter Peebles might resemble the angel Ithuriel, the appearance of Herries, his high and scornful demeanour, vexed at what seemed detection yet fearless of the consequences, and regarding the whispering magistrate and his clerk with looks in which contempt predominated over anger or anxiety, bore, in my opinion, no slight resemblance to

Herries presented a different and much more intriguing picture. No matter how little Peter Peebles resembled the angel Ithuriel, Herries' high and scornful demeanor, annoyed by what seemed like being caught but unafraid of the fallout, and looking at the whispering magistrate and his clerk with expressions where contempt overshadowed anger or worry, reminded me, in my opinion, of

     the regal port
  And faded splendour wan
the royal harbor  
And faded glory gone

with which the poet has invested the detected King of the powers of the air.

with which the poet has equipped the discovered King of the powers of the air.

As he glanced round, with a look which he had endeavoured to compose to haughty indifference, his eye encountered mine, and, I thought, at the first glance sank beneath it. But he instantly rallied his natural spirit, and returned me one of those extraordinary looks, by which he could contort so strangely the wrinkles on his forehead. I started; but, angry at myself for my pusillanimity, I answered him by a look of the same kind, and catching the reflection of my countenance in a large antique mirror which stood before me, I started again at the real or imaginary resemblance which my countenance, at that moment, bore to that of Herries. Surely my fate is somehow strangely interwoven with that of this mysterious individual. I had no time at present to speculate upon the subject, for the subsequent conversation demanded all my attention.

As he looked around, trying to appear arrogantly indifferent, his gaze met mine, and for a brief moment, I thought he faltered under it. But he quickly regained his composure and gave me one of those intense looks that could twist the lines on his forehead in such an unusual way. I flinched, but annoyed with myself for being so timid, I returned a similarly intense look. When I caught a glimpse of my face in a large antique mirror in front of me, I was startled again by how closely my expression resembled that of Herries at that moment. It felt like my fate was somehow intertwined with this enigmatic person. I didn't have the time to ponder this further, as the conversation that followed required all my focus.

The Justice addressed Herries, after a pause of about five minutes, in which, all parties seemed at some loss how to proceed. He spoke with embarrassment, and his faltering voice, and the long intervals which divided his sentences, seemed to indicate fear of him whom he addressed.

The Justice spoke to Herries after a pause of about five minutes, during which everyone seemed unsure of how to move forward. He spoke awkwardly, and his shaky voice, along with the long pauses between his sentences, suggested he was intimidated by the person he was addressing.

‘Neighbour,’ he said, ‘I could not have thought this; or, if I—eh—DID think—in a corner of my own mind as it were—that you, I say—that you might have unluckily engaged in—eh—the matter of the Forty-five—there was still time to have forgot all that.’

‘Neighbor,’ he said, ‘I never would have thought this; or, if I—uh—DID think—somewhere in the back of my mind, that is—that you, I mean—that you might have unfortunately gotten involved in—uh—the events of ’45—there was still time to forget all that.’

‘And is it so singular that a man should have been out in the Forty-five?’ said Herries, with contemptuous composure;—‘your father, I think, Mr. Foxley, was out with Derwentwater in the Fifteen.’

‘And is it really so unusual for a man to have been involved in the Forty-five?’ said Herries, with a disdainful calm; ‘I believe your father, Mr. Foxley, fought with Derwentwater in the Fifteen.’

‘And lost half of his estate,’ answered Foxley, with more rapidity than usual; ‘and was very near—hem—being hanged into the boot. But this is—another guess job—for—eh—Fifteen is not Forty-five; and my father had a remission, and you, I take it, have none.’

‘And lost half of his estate,’ replied Foxley, faster than usual; ‘and was very close to—um—getting executed. But this is—another matter altogether—for—well—Fifteen is not Forty-five; and my father had a pardon, and you, I assume, have none.’

‘Perhaps I have,’ said Herries indifferently; ‘or if I have not, I am but in the case of half a dozen others whom government do not think worth looking after at this time of day, so they give no offence or disturbance.’

‘Maybe I have,’ said Herries casually; ‘or if I haven’t, I’m just like half a dozen others that the government doesn’t think are worth monitoring right now, so they cause no trouble or disturbance.’

‘But you have given both, sir,’ said Nicholas Faggot, the clerk, who, having some petty provincial situation, as I have since understood, deemed himself bound to be zealous for government, ‘Mr. Justice Foxley cannot be answerable for letting you pass free, now your name and surname have been spoken plainly out. There are warrants out against you from the Secretary of State’s office.’

‘But you have given both, sir,’ said Nicholas Faggot, the clerk, who, having some minor provincial job, as I later understood, felt compelled to be eager in support of the government, ‘Mr. Justice Foxley can’t be held responsible for allowing you to go free now that your name has been clearly stated. There are warrants out for you from the Secretary of State’s office.’

‘A proper allegation, Mr. Attorney! that, at the distance of so many years, the Secretary of State should trouble himself about the unfortunate relics of a ruined cause,’ answered Mr. Herries.

‘A serious claim, Mr. Attorney! that, after so many years, the Secretary of State would concern himself with the unfortunate remnants of a failed cause,’ replied Mr. Herries.

‘But if it be so,’ said the clerk, who seemed to assume more confidence upon the composure of Herries’s demeanour; ‘and if cause has been given by the conduct of a gentleman himself, who hath been, it is alleged, raking up old matters, and mixing them with new subjects of disaffection—I say, if it be so, I should advise the party, in his wisdom, to surrender himself quietly into the lawful custody of the next Justice of Peace—Mr. Foxley, suppose—where, and by whom, the matter should be regularly inquired into. I am only putting a case,’ he added, watching with apprehension the effect which his words were likely to produce upon the party to whom they were addressed.

‘But if that’s the case,’ said the clerk, who seemed to gain more confidence from Herries’s calm attitude; ‘and if a gentleman has given reason for this by dredging up old issues and mixing them with new grievances— I mean, if that’s the case, I would advise the individual, in his wisdom, to surrender himself peacefully to the nearest Justice of the Peace—let’s say Mr. Foxley—where the matter can be properly looked into. I’m just presenting a scenario,’ he added, nervously observing how his words might affect the person he was speaking to.

‘And were I to receive such advice,’ said Herries, with the same composure as before—‘putting the case, as you say, Mr. Faggot—I should request to see the warrant which countenanced such a scandalous proceeding.’

‘And if I were to get such advice,’ said Herries, maintaining the same calm as before—‘considering the situation, as you mentioned, Mr. Faggot—I would ask to see the warrant that supports such a disgraceful action.’

Mr. Nicholas, by way of answer, placed in his hand a paper, and seemed anxiously to expect the consequences which were to ensue. Mr. Herries looked it over with the same equanimity as before, and then continued, ‘And were such a scrawl as this presented to me in my own house, I would throw it into the chimney, and Mr. Faggot upon the top of it.’

Mr. Nicholas, in response, handed him a paper and seemed to anxiously await the outcome. Mr. Herries looked it over with the same calmness as before, and then continued, "If a mess like this was presented to me in my own home, I would toss it into the fireplace, along with Mr. Faggot on top of it."

Accordingly, seconding the word with the action, he flung the warrant into the fire with one hand, and fixed the other, with a stern and irresistible grip, on the breast of the attorney, who, totally unable to contend with him, in either personal strength or mental energy, trembled like a chicken in the raven’s clutch. He got off, however, for the fright; for Herries, having probably made him fully sensible of the strength of his grasp, released him, with a scornful laugh.

Accordingly, backing up his words with action, he threw the warrant into the fire with one hand and firmly grabbed the attorney by the front of his coat with the other, using a stern and unyielding grip. The attorney, completely unable to match him in strength or mental resolve, shook like a chicken in a raven's clutch. However, he got away with merely a fright; realizing the power of his hold, Herries released him with a scornful laugh.

‘Deforcement—spulzie-stouthrief—masterful rescue!’ exclaimed Peter Peebles, scandalized at the resistance offered to the law in the person of Nicholas Faggot. But his shrill exclamations were drowned in the thundering voice of Herries, who, calling upon Cristal Nixon, ordered him to take the bawling fool downstairs, fill his belly, and then give him a guinea, and thrust him out of doors. Under such injunctions, Peter easily suffered himself to be withdrawn from the scene.

‘Deforcement—robbery—bold rescue!’ exclaimed Peter Peebles, shocked at the defiance shown to the law by Nicholas Faggot. But his high-pitched shouts were overwhelmed by the booming voice of Herries, who, calling on Cristal Nixon, instructed him to take the shouting fool downstairs, fill him up with food, give him a guinea, and throw him out the door. Following such orders, Peter quickly allowed himself to be led away from the scene.

Herries then turned to the Justice, whose visage, wholly abandoned by the rubicund hue which so lately beamed upon it, hung out the same pale livery as that of his dismayed clerk. ‘Old friend and acquaintance,’ he said, ‘you came here at my request on a friendly errand, to convince this silly young man of the right which I have over his person for the present. I trust you do not intend to make your visit the pretext of disquieting me about other matters? All the world knows that I have been living at large, in these northern counties, for some months, not to say years, and might have been apprehended at any time, had the necessities of the state required, or my own behaviour deserved it. But no English magistrate has been ungenerous enough to trouble a gentleman under misfortune, on account of political opinions and disputes which have been long ended by the success of the reigning powers. I trust, my good friend, you will not endanger yourself by taking any other view of the subject than you have done ever since we were acquainted?’

Herries then turned to the Justice, whose face, completely devoid of the rosy color that had recently brightened it, showed the same pale look as that of his anxious clerk. “Old friend,” he said, “you came here at my request on a friendly mission to convince this foolish young man of my right over him for now. I hope you don’t plan to use your visit to upset me about other issues? Everyone knows I've been living freely in these northern counties for several months, if not years, and I could have been arrested at any time if the state needed it, or if my behavior had warranted it. But no English magistrate has been ungracious enough to trouble a gentleman in misfortune because of political opinions and disputes that were settled a long time ago by the success of the current powers. I trust, my good friend, you won’t put yourself at risk by seeing this any differently than you have since we first met?”

The Justice answered with more readiness, as well as more spirit than usual, ‘Neighbour Ingoldsby—what you say—is—eh—in some sort true; and when you were coming and going at markets, horse-races, and cock-fights, fairs, hunts, and such-like—it was—eh—neither my business nor my wish to dispel—I say—to inquire into and dispel the mysteries which hung about you; for while you were a good companion in the field, and over a bottle now and then—I did not—eh—think it necessary to ask—into your private affairs. And if I thought you were—ahem—somewhat unfortunate in former undertakings, and enterprises, and connexions, which might cause you to live unsettledly and more private, I could have—eh—very little pleasure—to aggravate your case by interfering, or requiring explanations, which are often more easily asked than given. But when there are warrants and witnesses to names—and those names, christian and surname, belong to—eh—an attainted person—charged—I trust falsely—with—ahem-taking advantage of modern broils and heart-burnings to renew our civil disturbances, the case is altered; and I must—ahem—do my duty.’

The Justice responded more eagerly and passionately than usual, “Neighbor Ingoldsby, what you’re saying is somewhat true; when you were out and about at markets, horse races, cockfights, fairs, hunts, and similar events, it wasn't really my job or my desire to dig into the mysteries surrounding you. While you were a good company in the field and over a drink every now and then, I didn’t think it necessary to pry into your personal matters. If I thought you had some unfortunate history with past ventures and relationships that made you live more privately, I'd have had little pleasure in making your situation worse by interfering or demanding explanations, which are often easier to ask for than to provide. But when there are warrants and witnesses linked to names—those names, both first and last, belonging to an accused person—charged, I hope falsely—with taking advantage of modern conflicts and resentments to reignite our civil strife, the situation changes; and I must fulfill my duty.”

The Justice, got on his feet as he concluded this speech, and looked as bold as he could. I drew close beside him and his clerk, Mr. Faggot, thinking the moment favourable for my own liberation, and intimated to Mr. Foxley my determination to stand by him. But Mr. Herries only laughed at the menacing posture which we assumed. ‘My good neighbour,’ said he, ‘you talk of a witness. Is yon crazy beggar a fit witness in an affair of this nature?’

The Justice stood up as he finished his speech, looking as confident as possible. I moved closer to him and his clerk, Mr. Faggot, thinking this was a good moment for my own release, and let Mr. Foxley know that I intended to support him. But Mr. Herries just laughed at the threatening stance we took. "My good neighbor," he said, "you mention a witness. Is that crazy beggar really suitable as a witness in a matter like this?"

‘But you do not deny that you are Mr. Herries of Birrenswork, mentioned in the Secretary of State’s warrant?’ said Mr. Foxley.

‘But you don't deny that you are Mr. Herries of Birrenswork, mentioned in the Secretary of State’s warrant?’ said Mr. Foxley.

‘How can I deny or own anything about it?’ said Herries, with a sneer. ‘There is no such warrant in existence now; its ashes, like the poor traitor whose doom it threatened, have been dispersed to the four winds of heaven. There is now no warrant in the world.’

‘How can I deny or claim anything about it?’ Herries said with a sneer. ‘There isn’t any warrant in existence now; its ashes, like the unfortunate traitor whose fate it foretold, have been scattered to the four corners of the earth. There is no warrant left in the world.’

‘But you will not deny,’ said the Justice, ‘that you were the person named in it; and that—eh—your own act destroyed it?’

‘But you can't deny,’ said the Justice, ‘that you were the person mentioned in it; and that—uh—your own actions ruined it?’

‘I will neither deny my name nor my actions, Justice,’ replied Mr. Herries, ‘when called upon by competent authority to avow or defend them. But I will resist all impertinent attempts either to intrude into my private motives, or to control my person. I am quite well prepared to do so; and I trust that you, my good neighbour and brother sportsman, in your expostulation, and my friend Mr. Nicholas Faggot here, in his humble advice and petition that I should surrender myself, will consider yourselves as having amply discharged your duty to King George and government.’

‘I will not deny my name or my actions, Justice,’ replied Mr. Herries, ‘when I’m asked by the proper authority to acknowledge or defend them. But I will resist all inappropriate attempts to pry into my private motives or control my actions. I’m completely ready to do so; and I hope that you, my good neighbor and fellow sportsman, in your arguments, and my friend Mr. Nicholas Faggot here, in his modest advice and request that I should turn myself in, will feel that you have fulfilled your duty to King George and the government.’

The cold and ironical tone in which he made this declaration; the look and attitude, so nobly expressive of absolute confidence in his own superior strength and energy, seemed to complete the indecision which had already shown itself on the side of those whom he addressed.

The cold and ironic tone in which he made this declaration, along with his look and stance that conveyed complete confidence in his own strength and energy, seemed to deepen the uncertainty already evident in those he was speaking to.

The Justice looked to the clerk—the clerk to the Justice; the former HA’D, EH’D, without bringing forth an articulate syllable; the latter only said, ‘As the warrant is destroyed, Mr. Justice, I presume you do not mean to proceed with the arrest?’

The Justice glanced at the clerk—the clerk to the Justice; the former remained silent, without saying a word; the latter simply replied, 'Since the warrant is destroyed, Mr. Justice, I assume you don’t plan to go ahead with the arrest?'

‘Hum—aye—why, no—Nicholas—it would not be quite advisable—and as the Forty-five was an old affair—and—hem—as my friend here will, I hope, see his error—that is, if he has not seen it already—and renounce the Pope, the Devil, and the Pretender—I mean no harm, neighbour—I think we—as we have no POSSE, or constables, or the like—should order our horses—and, in one word, look the matter over.’

‘Hmm—yeah—well, no—Nicholas—it wouldn't really be wise—and since the Forty-five is ancient history—and—um—as my friend here will, I hope, acknowledge his mistake—that is, if he hasn't realized it already—and turn against the Pope, the Devil, and the Pretender—I mean no offense, neighbor—I believe we—as we don't have a POSSE, or police, or anything like that—should get our horses ready—and, in short, reassess the situation.’

‘Judiciously resolved,’ said the person whom this decision affected; ‘but before you go, I trust you will drink and be friends?’

‘That was a smart choice,’ said the person affected by this decision; ‘but before you leave, I hope you’ll drink with us and we can be friends?’

‘Why,’ said the Justice, rubbing his brow, ‘our business has been—hem—rather a thirsty one.’

‘Why,’ said the Justice, rubbing his brow, ‘our business has been—um—quite a thirsty one.’

‘Cristal Nixon,’ said Mr. Herries, ‘let us have a cool tankard instantly, large enough to quench the thirst of the whole commission.’

‘Cristal Nixon,’ said Mr. Herries, ‘let’s get a cold tankard right away, big enough to satisfy the thirst of the entire committee.’

While Cristal was absent on this genial errand, there was a pause, of which I endeavoured to avail myself by bringing back the discourse to my own concerns. ‘Sir,’ I said to Justice Foxley, ‘I have no direct business with your late discussion with Mr. Herries, only just thus far—You leave me, a loyal subject of King George, an unwilling prisoner in the hands of a person whom you have reason to believe unfriendly to the king’s cause. I humbly submit that this is contrary to your duty as a magistrate, and that you ought to make Mr. Herries aware of the illegality of his proceedings, and take steps for my rescue, either upon the spot, or, at least, as soon as possible after you have left this case’—

While Cristal was away on this friendly errand, there was a pause, which I tried to use by steering the conversation back to my own situation. "Sir," I said to Justice Foxley, "I have no direct stake in your recent conversation with Mr. Herries, just this—You’re leaving me, a loyal subject of King George, an unwilling prisoner in the hands of someone you know is not friendly to the king’s cause. I respectfully point out that this goes against your duty as a magistrate, and you should inform Mr. Herries about the illegality of his actions and take steps to rescue me, either right now or, at the very least, as soon as you’re done with this case."

‘Young man,’ said Mr. Justice Foxley, ‘I would have you remember you are under the power, the lawful power—ahem—of your guardian.’

‘Young man,’ said Mr. Justice Foxley, ‘I want you to remember that you are under the authority, the legal authority—ahem—of your guardian.’

‘He calls himself so, indeed,’ I replied; ‘but he has shown no evidence to establish so absurd a claim; and if he had, his circumstances, as an attainted traitor excepted from pardon, would void such a right if it existed. I do therefore desire you, Mr. Justice, and you, his clerk, to consider my situation, and afford me relief at your peril.’

‘He calls himself that, sure,’ I replied; ‘but he hasn't provided any proof to back up such a ridiculous claim; and even if he did, his status as a convicted traitor without hope of pardon would negate any such right if it ever existed. So I ask you, Mr. Justice, and you, his clerk, to think about my situation and help me at your own risk.’

‘Here is a young fellow now,’ said the Justice, with much-embarrassed looks, ‘thinks that I carry the whole statute law of England in my head, and a POSSE COMITATUS to execute them in my pocket! Why, what good would my interference do?—but—hum—eh—I will speak to your guardian in your favour.’

‘Here’s a young guy now,’ said the Justice, looking quite flustered, ‘who thinks I have all of England’s laws memorized and a POSSE COMITATUS ready to enforce them at my side! What good would my interference do?—but—um—well—I’ll talk to your guardian on your behalf.’

He took Mr. Herries aside, and seemed indeed to urge something upon him with much earnestness; and perhaps such a species of intercession was all which, in the circumstances, I was entitled to expect from him.

He pulled Mr. Herries aside and appeared to be pressing him about something with a lot of seriousness; and maybe that kind of plea was all I could reasonably expect from him given the situation.

They often looked at me as they spoke together; and as Cristal Nixon entered with a huge four-pottle tankard, filled with the beverage his master had demanded, Herries turned away from Mr. Foxley somewhat impatiently, saying with emphasis, ‘I give you my word of honour, that you have not the slightest reason to apprehend anything on his account.’ He then took up the tankard, and saying aloud in Gaelic, ‘SLAINT AN REY,’ [The King’s health.] just tasted the liquor, and handed the tankard to Justice Foxley, who, to avoid the dilemma of pledging him to what might be the Pretender’s health, drank to Mr. Herries’s own, with much pointed solemnity, but in a draught far less moderate.

They often glanced at me while they talked; and when Cristal Nixon walked in with a massive four-pint tankard filled with the drink his master had requested, Herries turned away from Mr. Foxley somewhat impatiently and said emphatically, “I assure you, you have absolutely nothing to worry about concerning him.” He then picked up the tankard and, in Gaelic, said loudly, “SLAINT AN REY,” [The King’s health.] just took a sip of the drink, and handed the tankard to Justice Foxley, who, to avoid the awkward situation of toasting to what might be the Pretender’s health, toasted to Mr. Herries’s health instead, doing so with great seriousness but taking a much larger drink.

The clerk imitated the example of his principal, and I was fain to follow their example, for anxiety and fear are at least as thirsty as sorrow is said to be. In a word, we exhausted the composition of ale, sherry, lemon-juice, nutmeg, and other good things, stranded upon the silver bottom of the tankard the huge toast, as well as the roasted orange, which had whilom floated jollily upon the brim, and rendered legible Dr. Byrom’s celebrated lines engraved thereon—

The clerk copied what his boss did, and I felt compelled to do the same because anxiety and fear can be just as craving as sorrow is said to be. In short, we finished off the mixture of beer, sherry, lemon juice, nutmeg, and other tasty ingredients, leaving the large toast and the roasted orange stranded at the bottom of the tankard, which had once floated cheerfully on the surface, making Dr. Byrom’s famous lines engraved on it legible—

  God bless the King!—God bless the Faith’s defender!
  God bless—No harm in blessing—the Pretender.
  Who that Pretender is, and who that King,—
  God bless us all!—is quite another thing.
  God bless the King!—God bless the defender of the Faith!
  God bless—No harm in giving a blessing to—the Pretender.
  Who that Pretender is, and who that King is,—
  God bless us all!—is a completely different matter.

I had time enough to study this effusion of the Jacobite muse, while the Justice was engaged in the somewhat tedious ceremony of taking leave. That of Mr. Faggot was less ceremonious; but I suspect something besides empty compliment passed betwixt him and Mr. Herries; for I remarked that the latter slipped a piece of paper into the hand of the former, which might perhaps be a little atonement for the rashness with which he had burnt the warrant, and imposed no gentle hand on the respectable minion of the law by whom it was exhibited; and I observed that he made this propitiation in such a manner as to be secret from the worthy clerk’s principal.

I had plenty of time to go over this outpouring from the Jacobite poet while the Justice was involved in the rather boring process of saying goodbye. Mr. Faggot's farewell was less formal, but I think something more than just polite words passed between him and Mr. Herries; I noticed that the latter slipped a piece of paper into the former's hand, which might have been a bit of atonement for the reckless way he had burned the warrant and treated the respectable law officer who presented it. I saw that he made this gesture of goodwill in a way that kept it hidden from the clerk’s boss.

When this was arranged, the party took leave of each other with much formality on the part of Squire Foxley, amongst whose adieus the following phrase was chiefly remarkable: ‘I presume you do not intend to stay long in these parts?’

When this was set up, the party said their goodbyes with a lot of formality from Squire Foxley, among whose farewells the following remark stood out: ‘I assume you don’t plan to stick around here for long?’

‘Not for the present, Justice, you may be sure; there are good reasons to the contrary. But I have no doubt of arranging my affairs so that we shall speedily have sport together again.’

‘Not right now, Justice, you can be sure of that; there are good reasons for it. But I'm confident I'll get my things in order so we can have fun together again soon.’

He went to wait upon the Justice to the courtyard; and, as he did so, commanded Cristal Nixon to see that I returned into my apartment. Knowing it would be to no purpose to resist or tamper with that stubborn functionary, I obeyed in silence, and was once more a prisoner in my former quarters.

He went to see the Justice in the courtyard; and, as he did, he instructed Cristal Nixon to make sure I returned to my apartment. Knowing it would be pointless to resist or argue with that stubborn official, I obeyed silently and was once again a prisoner in my old quarters.





CHAPTER VIII

LATIMER’S JOURNAL, IN CONTINUATION

I spent more than an hour, after returning to the apartment which I may call my prison, in reducing to writing the singular circumstances which I had just witnessed. Methought I could now form some guess at the character of Mr. Herries, upon whose name and situation the late scene had thrown considerable light—one of those fanatical Jacobites, doubtless, whose arms, not twenty years since, had shaken the British throne, and some of whom, though their party daily diminished in numbers, energy, and power, retained still an inclination to renew the attempt they had found so desperate. He was indeed perfectly different from the sort of zealous Jacobites whom it had been my luck hitherto to meet with. Old ladies of family over their hyson, and grey-haired lairds over their punch, I had often heard utter a little harmless treason; while the former remembered having led down a dance with the Chevalier, and the latter recounted the feats they had performed at Preston, Clifton, and Falkirk.

I spent over an hour, after returning to the apartment that I can only call my prison, writing down the unusual events I had just witnessed. I thought I could now make some guesses about the character of Mr. Herries, whose name and situation had just been illuminated by the recent scene—one of those fanatical Jacobites, no doubt, whose actions, less than twenty years ago, had shaken the British throne, and some of whom, even though their numbers, energy, and power dwindled daily, still had a desire to attempt again what had once been so desperate. He was, in fact, completely different from the kind of committed Jacobites I had encountered before. I had often heard elderly ladies over their tea and grey-haired landowners over their drinks mutter a bit of harmless treason; the former reminiscing about having led a dance with the Chevalier, and the latter recounting the exploits they had undertaken at Preston, Clifton, and Falkirk.

The disaffection of such persons was too unimportant to excite the attention of government. I had heard, however, that there still existed partisans of the Stuart family of a more daring and dangerous description; men who, furnished with gold from Rome, moved, secretly and in disguise, through the various classes of society, and endeavoured to keep alive the expiring zeal of their party.

The discontent of those people was too insignificant to grab the government's attention. I had heard, though, that there were still supporters of the Stuart family who were bolder and more dangerous; men who, funded by gold from Rome, moved secretly and in disguise through different social classes, trying to keep their party's fading enthusiasm alive.

I had no difficulty in assigning an important post among this class of persons, whose agency and exertion are only doubted by those who look on the surface of things, to this Mr. Herries, whose mental energies, as well as his personal strength and activity, seemed to qualify him well to act so dangerous a part; and I knew that all along the Western Border, both in England and Scotland, there are so many nonjurors, that such a person may reside there with absolute safety, unless it becomes, in a very especial degree, the object of the government to secure his person; and which purpose, even then, might be disappointed by early intelligence, or, as in the case of Mr. Foxley, by the unwillingness of provincial magistrates to interfere in what is now considered an invidious pursuit of the unfortunate.

I had no trouble assigning an important position among this group of people, whose actions and efforts are only questioned by those who look at things superficially, to Mr. Herries. His mental energy, along with his physical strength and agility, made him well-suited for such a risky role. I also knew that along the Western Border, both in England and Scotland, there are so many nonjurors that someone like him could live there safely, unless it specifically becomes a priority for the government to capture him. Even then, this plan could fail due to early warnings or, as in the case of Mr. Foxley, the reluctance of local magistrates to get involved in what is now seen as an unflattering pursuit of the unfortunate.

There have, however, been rumours lately, as if the present state of the nation or at least of some discontented provinces, agitated by a variety of causes but particularly by the unpopularity of the present administration, may seem to this species of agitators a favourable period for recommencing their intrigues; while, on the other hand, government may not, at such a crisis, be inclined to look upon them with the contempt which a few years ago would have been their most appropriate punishment.

There have been rumors lately that the current state of the nation, or at least some unhappy regions stirred up by various issues but especially by the unpopularity of the current administration, might seem like a good time for these troublemakers to restart their schemes. Meanwhile, the government might not be inclined to dismiss them as casually as they could have a few years ago, which would have been the best response.

That men should be found rash enough to throw away their services and lives in a desperate cause, is nothing new in history, which abounds with instances of similar devotion—that Mr. Herries is such an enthusiast is no less evident; but all this explains not his conduct towards me. Had he sought to make me a proselyte to his ruined cause, violence and compulsion were arguments very unlikely to prevail with any generous spirit. But even if such were his object, of what use to him could be the acquisition of a single reluctant partisan, who could bring only his own person to support any quarrel which he might adopt? He had claimed over me the rights of a guardian; he had more than hinted that I was in a state of mind which could not dispense with the authority of such a person. Was this man, so sternly desperate in his purpose—he who seemed willing to take on his own shoulders the entire support of a cause which had been ruinous to thousands—was he the person that had the power of deciding on my fate? Was it from him those dangers flowed, to secure me against which I had been educated under such circumstances of secrecy and precaution?

That men can be reckless enough to risk their lives and commitments for a hopeless cause isn’t new in history, which is full of similar examples of devotion. It’s clear that Mr. Herries is one of those enthusiasts, but that doesn’t explain his behavior towards me. If he intended to convert me to his failing cause, using force and threats wouldn’t likely persuade any generous person. Even if that was his aim, what good would it do him to have one unwilling supporter who could only offer himself to any cause he chose? He had taken on the role of a guardian over me; he hinted that I was in a frame of mind that needed someone like him to guide me. How could this man, so fiercely desperate in his goals—ready to shoulder the entire burden of a cause that had led to the downfall of countless others—be the one choosing my fate? Was it from him that the dangers came, against which I had been raised with such careful secrecy and caution?

And if this was so, of what nature was the claim which he asserted?—Was it that of propinquity? And did I share the blood, perhaps the features, of this singular being?—Strange as it may seem, a thrill of awe, which shot across my mind at that instant, was not unmingled with a wild and mysterious feeling of wonder, almost amounting to pleasure. I remembered the reflection of my own face in the mirror at one striking moment during the singular interview of the day, and I hastened to the outward apartment to consult a glass which hung there, whether it were possible for my countenance to be again contorted into the peculiar frown which so much resembled the terrific look of Herries. But I folded my brows in vain into a thousand complicated wrinkles, and I was obliged to conclude, either that the supposed mark on my brow was altogether imaginary, or that it could not be called forth by voluntary effort; or, in fine, what seemed most likely, that it was such a resemblance as the imagination traces in the embers of a wood fire, or among the varied veins of marble, distinct at one time, and obscure or invisible at another, according as the combination of lines strikes the eye or impresses the fancy.

And if this was the case, what kind of claim was he making? Was it one of closeness? Did I share blood, maybe even features, with this unique person?—As strange as it might sound, a wave of awe rushed through my mind at that moment, mixed with a wild and mysterious feeling of wonder, almost like pleasure. I remembered seeing my own face in the mirror at one striking moment during that unusual meeting earlier in the day, and I hurried to the nearby room to check a mirror hanging there to see if my face could once again scrunch up in the peculiar frown that looked so much like Herries' terrifying expression. But I tried in vain to twist my brows into a thousand complicated wrinkles, and I had to conclude that either the supposed mark on my brow was just my imagination, or it couldn't be recreated by my own will; or, more likely, it was a resemblance like the patterns you see in the embers of a fire or the varied veins in marble, clear at one moment and obscure or invisible at another, depending on how the lines catch the eye or capture the imagination.

While I was moulding my visage like a mad player, the door suddenly opened, and the girl of the house entered. Angry and ashamed at being detected in my singular occupation, I turned round sharply, and, I suppose, chance produced the change on my features which I had been in vain labouring to call forth.

While I was shaping my face like a crazy actor, the door suddenly opened, and the girl of the house walked in. Angry and embarrassed to be caught in my unusual activity, I turned around quickly, and, I guess, luck changed my expression in a way I had been struggling to achieve.

The girl started back, with her ‘Don’t ya look so now—don’t ye, for love’s sake—you be as like the ould squoire as—But here a comes,’ she said, huddling away out of the room; ‘and if you want a third, there is none but ould Harry, as I know of, that can match ye for a brent broo!’

The girl stepped back, saying, “Don’t you look so now—don’t you, for heaven's sake—you look just like the old squire as—But here comes someone,” she said, quickly moving out of the room; “and if you want a third, there’s no one but old Harry, as far as I know, who can match you for a trendy appearance!”

As the girl muttered this exclamation, and hastened out of the room, Herries entered. He stopped on observing that I had looked again to the mirror, anxious to trace the look by which the wench had undoubtedly been terrified. He seemed to guess what was passing in my mind, for, as I turned towards him, he observed, ‘Doubt not that it is stamped on your forehead—the fatal mark of our race; though it is not now so apparent as it will become when age and sorrow, and the traces of stormy passions and of bitter penitence, shall have drawn their furrows on your brow.’

As the girl muttered this and rushed out of the room, Herries walked in. He paused when he noticed that I had looked back at the mirror, eager to understand the expression that had surely frightened the girl. He seemed to sense what I was thinking because, as I turned to face him, he remarked, "Don't doubt that it's written on your forehead—the inevitable mark of our family; although right now it isn't as clear as it will be when time and sorrow, along with the evidence of turbulent emotions and deep regret, have marked your face."

‘Mysterious man,’ I replied, ‘I know not of what you speak; your language is as dark as your purposes!’

‘Mysterious man,’ I replied, ‘I don’t know what you’re talking about; your words are as obscure as your intentions!’

‘Sit down, then,’ he said, ‘and listen; thus far, at least, must the veil of which you complain be raised. When withdrawn, it will only display guilt and sorrow—guilt followed by strange penalty, and sorrow which Providence has entailed upon the posterity of the mourners.’

‘Sit down, then,’ he said, ‘and listen; at least this much of the veil you’re complaining about must be lifted. Once it’s pulled back, it will only reveal guilt and sorrow—guilt followed by a strange punishment, and sorrow that Providence has passed on to the descendants of those who mourn.’

He paused a moment, and commenced his narrative, which he told with the air of one, who, remote as the events were which he recited, took still the deepest interest in them. The tone of his voice, which I have already described as rich and powerful, aided by its inflections the effects of his story, which I will endeavour to write down, as nearly as possible, in the very words which he used.

He took a moment to pause and started his story, telling it with the attitude of someone who, even though the events he talked about were distant, was still deeply invested in them. The tone of his voice, which I mentioned was rich and powerful, along with its inflections, really enhanced the impact of his tale, and I will try to write it down as closely as possible in his own words.

‘It was not of late years that the English learned that their best chance of conquering their independent neighbours must be by introducing amongst them division and civil war. You need not be reminded of the state of thraldom to which Scotland was reduced by the unhappy wars betwixt the domestic factions of Bruce and Baliol, nor how, after Scotland had been emancipated from a foreign yoke by the conduct and valour of the immortal Bruce, the whole fruits of the triumphs of Bannockburn were lost in the dreadful defeats of Dupplin and Halidon; and Edward Baliol, the minion and feudatory of his namesake of England, seemed, for a brief season, in safe and uncontested possession of the throne so lately occupied by the greatest general and wisest prince in Europe. But the experience of Bruce had not died with him. There were many who had shared his martial labours, and all remembered the successful efforts by which, under circumstances as disadvantageous as those of his son, he had achieved the liberation of Scotland.

‘It wasn’t just in recent years that the English realized their best chance of overcoming their independent neighbors was by sowing division and civil war among them. You don’t need reminding of the state of bondage Scotland was in due to the unfortunate wars between the rival factions of Bruce and Baliol, nor of how, after Scotland was freed from foreign rule by the leadership and bravery of the legendary Bruce, all the gains from the victories at Bannockburn were lost in the disastrous defeats at Dupplin and Halidon; and Edward Baliol, the puppet and vassal of his namesake in England, appeared for a time to hold the throne that had recently been occupied by the greatest general and wisest ruler in Europe. But Bruce’s legacy didn’t die with him. Many who had fought alongside him remembered well the successful efforts he made to liberate Scotland under circumstances as difficult as those faced by his son.’

‘The usurper, Edward Baliol, was feasting with a few of his favourite retainers in the castle of Annan, when he was suddenly surprised by a chosen band of insurgent patriots. Their chiefs were, Douglas, Randolph, the young Earl of Moray, and Sir Simon Fraser; and their success was so complete, that Baliol was obliged to fly for his life scarcely clothed, and on a horse which there was no leisure to saddle. It was of importance to seize his person, if possible, and his flight was closely pursued by a valiant knight of Norman descent, whose family had been long settled in the marches of Dumfriesshire. Their Norman appellation was Fitz-Aldin, but this knight, from the great slaughter which he had made of the Southron, and the reluctance which he had shown to admit them to quarter during the former war of that bloody period, had acquired the name of Redgauntlet, which he transmitted to his posterity’—

‘The usurper, Edward Baliol, was having a feast with a few of his favorite supporters in the castle of Annan when a group of patriotic insurgents unexpectedly attacked. Their leaders were Douglas, Randolph, the young Earl of Moray, and Sir Simon Fraser. Their success was so overwhelming that Baliol had to flee for his life, barely dressed, and on a horse that he had no time to saddle. It was crucial to capture him if possible, and his escape was closely chased by a brave knight of Norman descent, whose family had been settled in the Dumfriesshire borders for a long time. Their Norman name was Fitz-Aldin, but this knight, due to the great number of Southron he had killed and his refusal to give them quarter during the previous brutal war, earned the nickname Redgauntlet, which he passed down to his descendants.’

‘Redgauntlet!’ I involuntarily repeated.

“Redgauntlet!” I unconsciously repeated.

‘Yes, Redgauntlet,’ said my alleged guardian, looking at me keenly; ‘does that name recall any associations to your mind?’

‘Yes, Redgauntlet,’ said my supposed guardian, looking at me intently; ‘does that name bring any memories to your mind?’

‘No,’ I replied, ‘except that I had lately heard it given to the hero of a supernatural legend.’

‘No,’ I replied, ‘except that I recently heard it was given to the hero of a supernatural legend.’

‘There are many such current concerning the family,’ he answered; and then proceeded in his narrative.

‘There are many issues related to the family,’ he replied; and then continued with his story.

‘Alberick Redgauntlet, the first of his house so termed, was, as may be supposed from his name, of a stern and implacable disposition, which had been rendered more so by family discord. An only son, now a youth of eighteen, shared so much the haughty spirit of his father, that he became impatient of domestic control, resisted paternal authority, and finally fled from his father’s house, renounced his political opinions, and awakened his mortal displeasure by joining the adherents of Baliol. It was said that his father cursed, in his wrath, his degenerate offspring, and swore that if they met he should perish by his hand. Meantime, circumstances seemed to promise atonement for this great deprivation. The lady of Alberick Redgauntlet was again, after many years, in a situation which afforded her husband the hope of a more dutiful heir.

‘Alberick Redgauntlet, the first to bear that name in his family, was, as you might expect from his name, a stern and unyielding person, a trait that had been intensified by family conflicts. As the only son, now eighteen, he inherited much of his father's proud nature, leading him to become impatient with household rules, rebel against his father's authority, and ultimately run away from home. He rejected his father's political views and angered him even more by siding with Baliol's supporters. They said his father, in a fit of rage, cursed his wayward son and vowed that if they ever crossed paths, he would meet his end by his father's hand. In the meantime, events seemed to suggest that there might be a chance to make up for this significant loss. Alberick Redgauntlet's wife was once again, after many years, in a position that gave her husband hope for a more obedient heir.

‘But the delicacy and deep interest of his wife’s condition did not prevent Alberick from engaging in the undertaking of Douglas and Moray. He had been the most forward in the attack of the castle, and was now foremost in the pursuit of Baliol, eagerly engaged in dispersing or cutting down the few daring followers who endeavoured to protect the usurper in his flight.

‘But the delicate and serious nature of his wife’s condition didn’t stop Alberick from getting involved in the efforts of Douglas and Moray. He had been the most aggressive in the attack on the castle and was now leading the charge in the pursuit of Baliol, actively working to scatter or eliminate the few brave followers who tried to protect the usurper as he fled.

‘As these were successively routed or slain, the formidable Redgauntlet, the mortal enemy of the House of Baliol, was within two lances’ length of the fugitive Edward Baliol, in a narrow pass, when a youth, one of the last who attended the usurper in his flight, threw himself between them, received the shock of the pursuer, and was unhorsed and overthrown. The helmet rolled from his head, and the beams of the sun, then rising over the Solway, showed Redgauntlet the features of his disobedient son, in the livery, and wearing the cognizance, of the usurper.

‘As they were defeated or killed one by one, the formidable Redgauntlet, the sworn enemy of the House of Baliol, was just two lances away from the fleeing Edward Baliol in a narrow pass, when a young man, one of the last to follow the usurper in his escape, jumped between them, took the force of the pursuer, and was unseated and knocked down. The helmet fell off his head, and the rising sun over the Solway revealed to Redgauntlet the face of his rebellious son, dressed in the uniform and bearing the emblem of the usurper.

‘Redgauntlet beheld his son lying before his horse’s feet; but he also saw Baliol, the usurper of the Scottish crown, still, as it seemed, within his grasp, and separated from him only by the prostrate body of his overthrown adherent. Without pausing to inquire whether young Edward was wounded, he dashed his spurs into his horse, meaning to leap over him, but was unhappily frustrated in his purpose. The steed made indeed a bound forward, but was unable to clear the body of the youth, and with its hind foot struck him in the forehead, as he was in the act of rising. The blow was mortal. It is needless to add, that the pursuit was checked, and Baliol escaped.

‘Redgauntlet saw his son lying at his horse’s feet; but he also noticed Baliol, the usurper of the Scottish crown, still seemingly within reach, separated from him only by the fallen body of his defeated supporter. Without stopping to check if young Edward was hurt, he urged his horse forward, intending to leap over him, but unfortunately, his plan failed. The horse did jump forward, but it couldn’t clear the body of the young man, and its hind foot struck him in the forehead as he was trying to get up. The blow was fatal. It’s unnecessary to mention that the chase was halted, and Baliol got away.

‘Redgauntlet, ferocious as he is described, was yet overwhelmed with the thoughts of the crime he had committed. When he returned to his castle, it was to encounter new domestic sorrows. His wife had been prematurely seized with the pangs of labour upon hearing the dreadful catastrophe which had taken place. The birth of an infant boy cost her her life. Redgauntlet sat by her corpse for more than twenty-four hours without changing either feature or posture, so far as his terrified domestics could observe. The Abbot of Dundrennan preached consolation to him in vain. Douglas, who came to visit in his affliction a patriot of such distinguished zeal, was more successful in rousing his attention. He caused the trumpets to sound an English point of war in the courtyard, and Redgauntlet at once sprang to his arms, and seemed restored to the recollection which had been lost in the extent of his misery.

‘Redgauntlet, fierce as he was described, was still overwhelmed by the thoughts of the crime he had committed. When he returned to his castle, he faced new personal sorrows. His wife had gone into labor prematurely after hearing the terrible news of the catastrophe that had occurred. The birth of their baby boy cost her her life. Redgauntlet sat by her body for over twenty-four hours without changing his expression or posture, as far as his terrified servants could see. The Abbot of Dundrennan tried to comfort him, but it was in vain. Douglas, who came to visit him in his time of grief— a patriot of such strong dedication—was more successful in capturing his attention. He had the trumpets sound a call to arms in the courtyard, and Redgauntlet immediately jumped to his feet, seeming to regain the awareness he had lost in his overwhelming sorrow.

‘From that moment, whatever he might feel inwardly, he gave way to no outward emotion. Douglas caused his infant to be brought; but even the iron-hearted soldiers were struck with horror to observe that, by the mysterious law of nature, the cause of his mother’s death, and the evidence of his father’s guilt, was stamped on the innocent face of the babe, whose brow was distinctly marked by the miniature resemblance of a horseshoe. Redgauntlet himself pointed it out to Douglas, saying, with a ghastly smile, “It should have been bloody.”

‘From that moment, no matter what he felt inside, he didn’t show any outward emotion. Douglas had his infant brought to him; but even the hard-hearted soldiers were horrified to see that, by the strange law of nature, the reason for his mother’s death and the proof of his father’s guilt was visible on the innocent face of the baby, whose forehead bore a clear resemblance to a horseshoe. Redgauntlet himself pointed it out to Douglas, saying, with a creepy smile, “It should have been bloody.”

‘Moved, as he was, to compassion for his brother-in-arms, and steeled against all softer feelings by the habits of civil war, Douglas shuddered at this sight, and displayed a desire to leave the house which was doomed to be the scene of such horrors. As his parting advice, he exhorted Alberick Redgauntlet to make a pilgrimage to Saint Ninian’s of Whiteherne, then esteemed a shrine of great sanctity; and departed with a precipitation which might have aggravated, had that been possible, the forlorn state of his unhappy friend. But that seems to have been incapable of admitting any addition. Sir Alberick caused the bodies of his slaughtered son and the mother to be laid side by side in the ancient chapel of his house, after he had used the skill of a celebrated surgeon of that time to embalm them; and it was said that for many weeks he spent; some hours nightly in the vault where they reposed.

‘Feeling deep compassion for his fellow soldier and hardened against any softer emotions by the realities of civil war, Douglas recoiled at this sight and expressed a strong urge to leave the house, which was fated to witness such horrors. As his final advice, he urged Alberick Redgauntlet to take a pilgrimage to Saint Ninian’s of Whiteherne, then regarded as a site of great holiness; and he left in a hurry that might have worsened, if that were possible, the already desperate situation of his unfortunate friend. But that seemed incapable of becoming any worse. Sir Alberick arranged for the bodies of his slain son and the mother to be laid side by side in the ancient chapel of his home, after having employed the expertise of a well-known surgeon of that era to embalm them; and it was said that for several weeks he spent some hours each night in the vault where they rested.

‘At length he undertook the proposed pilgrimage to Whiteherne, where he confessed himself for the first time since his misfortune, and was shrived by an aged monk, who afterwards died in the odour of sanctity. It is said that it was then foretold to the Redgauntlet, that on account of his unshaken patriotism his family should continue to be powerful amid the changes of future times; but that, in detestation of his unrelenting cruelty to his own issue, Heaven had decreed that the valour of his race should always be fruitless, and that the cause which they espoused should never prosper.

‘Eventually, he went on the pilgrimage to Whiteherne, where he confessed for the first time since his misfortune and was absolved by an old monk, who later passed away in a state of grace. It’s said that it was then foretold to the Redgauntlet that due to his steadfast patriotism, his family would remain powerful throughout future changes; however, because of his relentless cruelty to his own children, Heaven had decided that the bravery of his descendants would always be in vain and that the cause they supported would never succeed.

‘Submitting to such penance as was there imposed, Sir Alberick went, it is thought, on a pilgrimage either to Rome, or to the Holy Sepulchre itself. He was universally considered as dead; and it was not till thirteen years afterwards, that in the great battle of Durham, fought between David Bruce and Queen Philippa of England, a knight, bearing a horseshoe for his crest, appeared in the van of the Scottish army, distinguishing himself by his reckless and desperate valour; who being at length overpowered and slain, was finally discovered to be the brave and unhappy Sir Alberick Redgauntlet.’

‘Submitting to the penance imposed, Sir Alberick went, it is believed, on a pilgrimage either to Rome or to the Holy Sepulchre itself. He was universally thought to be dead; and it wasn't until thirteen years later, during the great battle of Durham, fought between David Bruce and Queen Philippa of England, that a knight with a horseshoe for his crest appeared at the front of the Scottish army, standing out for his reckless and desperate bravery. After being overwhelmed and killed, he was ultimately revealed to be the brave yet unfortunate Sir Alberick Redgauntlet.’

‘And has the fatal sign,’ said I, when Herries had ended his narrative, ‘descended on all the posterity of this unhappy house?’

‘And has the deadly mark,’ I said, when Herries finished his story, ‘fallen on all the descendants of this troubled family?’

‘It has been so handed down from antiquity, and is still believed,’ said Herries. ‘But perhaps there is, in the popular evidence, something of that fancy which creates what it sees. Certainly, as other families have peculiarities by which they are distinguished, this of Redgauntlet is marked in most individuals by a singular indenture of the forehead, supposed to be derived from the son of Alberick, their ancestor, and brother to the unfortunate Edward, who had perished in so piteous a manner. It is certain there seems to have been a fate upon the House of Redgauntlet, which has been on the losing side in almost all the civil broils which have divided the kingdom of Scotland from David Bruce’s days, till the late valiant and unsuccessful attempt of the Chevalier Charles Edward.’

“It has been passed down from ancient times and is still believed,” said Herries. “But maybe there’s something in the popular belief that shapes what it perceives. Just as other families have their unique traits, the Redgauntlet family is typically noted for a distinctive indentation on their foreheads, thought to come from their ancestor Alberick’s son, who was also the brother of the unfortunate Edward, who died in such a tragic way. It’s clear that there seems to have been a curse on the House of Redgauntlet, which has found itself on the losing side in nearly all the civil conflicts that have torn Scotland apart since the days of David Bruce, right up to the recent brave but failed effort of Charles Edward, the Chevalier.”

He concluded with a deep sigh, as one whom the subject had involved in a train of painful reflections.

He wrapped up with a deep sigh, like someone who had been caught up in a series of painful thoughts.

‘And am I then,’ I exclaimed, ‘descended from this unhappy race? Do you belong to it? And if so, why do I sustain restraint and hard usage at the hands of a relation?’

‘So, am I really,’ I exclaimed, ‘descended from this unfortunate family? Do you belong to it? And if you do, why am I enduring confinement and mistreatment from a relative?’

‘Inquire no further for the present,’ he said. ‘The line of conduct which I am pursuing towards you is dictated, not by choice but by necessity. You were withdrawn from the bosom of your family and the care of your legal guardian, by the timidity and ignorance of a doting mother, who was incapable of estimating the arguments or feelings of those who prefer honour and principle to fortune, and even to life. The young hawk, accustomed only to the fostering care of its dam, must be tamed by darkness and sleeplessness, ere it is trusted on the wing for the purposes of the falconer.’

“Don’t ask any more for now,” he said. “The way I’m treating you isn’t out of choice, but necessity. You were taken away from your family and the protection of your legal guardian because of the fear and ignorance of a doting mother, who couldn’t appreciate the arguments or feelings of those who value honor and principle over wealth and even life. The young hawk, used to only the nurturing care of its mother, must be trained through darkness and sleepless nights before it can be trusted to fly for the falconer.”

I was appalled at this declaration, which seemed to threaten a long continuance, and a dangerous termination, of my captivity. I deemed it best, however, to show some spirit, and at the same time to mingle a tone of conciliation. ‘Mr. Herries,’ I said ‘(if I call you rightly by that name), let us speak upon this matter without the tone of mystery and fear in which you seem inclined to envelop it. I have been long, alas! deprived of the care of that affectionate mother to whom you allude—long under the charge of strangers—and compelled to form my own resolutions upon the reasoning of my own mind. Misfortune—early deprivation—has given me the privilege of acting for myself; and constraint shall not deprive me of an Englishman’s best privilege.’

I was shocked by this declaration, which felt like it was threatening a prolonged stay and a dangerous end to my captivity. Still, I thought it was best to show some spirit while also trying to be conciliatory. “Mr. Herries,” I said, “if I’m right in calling you that, let’s discuss this matter without the air of mystery and fear that you seem to want to surround it with. I have long been deprived of the care of that loving mother you mentioned—far too long under the watch of strangers—and forced to make my own decisions based on my own reasoning. Misfortune and early loss have given me the ability to act for myself, and no confinement will take away an Englishman’s greatest privilege.”

‘The true cant of the day,’ said Herries, in a tone of scorn. ‘The privilege of free action belongs to no mortal—we are tied down by the fetters of duty—our mortal path is limited by the regulations of honour—our most indifferent actions are but meshes of the web of destiny by which we are all surrounded.’

‘The real nonsense of today,’ said Herries, with a tone of disdain. ‘No one has the privilege of true freedom—we’re all constrained by the chains of duty—our lives are defined by the rules of honor—our seemingly insignificant actions are just threads in the web of fate that surrounds us all.’

He paced the room rapidly, and proceeded in a tone of enthusiasm which, joined to some other parts of his conduct, seems to intimate an over-excited imagination, were it not contradicted by the general tenor of his speech and conduct.

He walked around the room quickly and spoke with enthusiasm that, along with some other aspects of his behavior, suggests an overly excited imagination, if it weren't for the overall tone of his words and actions.

‘Nothing,’ he said, in an earnest yet melancholy voice—‘nothing is the work of chance—nothing is the consequence of free-will—the liberty of which the Englishman boasts gives as little real freedom to its owner as the despotism, of an Eastern sultan permits to his slave. The usurper, William of Nassau, went forth to hunt, and thought, doubtless, that it was by an act of his own royal pleasure that the horse of his murdered victim was prepared for his kingly sport. But Heaven had other views; and before the sun was high, a stumble of that very animal over an obstacle so inconsiderable as a mole-hillock, cost the haughty rider his life and his usurped crown, Do you think an inclination of the rein could have avoided that trifling impediment? I tell you, it crossed his way as inevitably as all the long chain of Caucasus could have done. Yes, young man, in doing and suffering, we play but the part allotted by Destiny, the manager of this strange drama, stand bound to act no more than is prescribed, to say no more than is set down for us; and yet we mouth about free-will and freedom of thought and action, as if Richard must not die, or Richmond conquer, exactly where the Author has decreed it shall be so!’

“Nothing,” he said, in a sincere yet somber voice—“nothing happens by chance—nothing results from free will—the freedom that the Englishman boasts about gives as little real independence to its possessor as the tyranny of an Eastern sultan allows to his slave. The usurper, William of Nassau, went out to hunt and probably thought it was his own royal choice that led to the horse of his murdered victim being prepared for his royal sport. But fate had other plans; and before the sun was high, a stumble of that very animal over a tiny obstacle like a molehill cost the arrogant rider his life and his stolen crown. Do you think a tilt of the reins could have avoided that minor obstacle? I tell you, it crossed his path as inevitably as all the mountains of Caucasus could have done. Yes, young man, in doing and suffering, we merely play the role assigned by Destiny, the director of this strange drama, bound to act no more than what is prescribed, to say no more than what is written for us; and yet we talk about free will and freedom of thought and action, as if Richard must not die, or Richmond conquer, exactly where the Author has decreed it shall happen!”

He continued to pace the room after this speech, with folded arms and downcast looks; and the sound of his steps and tone of his voice brought to my remembrance, that I had heard this singular person, when I met him on a former occasion, uttering such soliloquies in his solitary chamber. I observed that, like other Jacobites, in his inveteracy against the memory of King William, he had adopted the party opinion, that the monarch, on the day he had his fatal accident, rode upon a horse once the property of the unfortunate Sir John Friend, executed for high treason in 1698.

He kept pacing the room after his speech, arms crossed and looking down; the sound of his footsteps and the tone of his voice reminded me that I'd heard this unique person talking to himself in his lonely room before. I noticed that, like other Jacobites, he held a deep grudge against the memory of King William, believing that on the day of his tragic accident, the king rode a horse that once belonged to the unfortunate Sir John Friend, who was executed for treason in 1698.

It was not my business to aggravate, but, if possible, rather to soothe him in whose power I was so singularly placed. When I conceived that the keenness of his feelings had in some degree subsided, I answered him as follows:—‘I will not—indeed I feel myself incompetent to argue a question of such metaphysical subtlety, as that which involves the limits betwixt free-will and predestination. Let us hope we may live honestly and die hopefully, without being obliged to form a decided opinion upon a point so far beyond our comprehension.’

It wasn't my place to irritate him, but rather to calm him down since I was in such a unique position under his influence. When I sensed that his intense feelings had somewhat faded, I replied to him like this:—‘I don't want to—honestly, I feel unqualified to discuss such a complex issue that touches on the boundaries between free will and predestination. Let's hope we can live with integrity and die with hope, without having to form a strong opinion on something that is so far beyond our understanding.’

‘Wisely resolved,’ he interrupted, with a sneer—‘there came a note from some Geneva, sermon.’

‘Smart decision,’ he interrupted with a sneer—‘a note arrived from some Geneva, sermon.’

‘But,’ I proceeded, ‘I call your attention to the fact that I, as well as you, am acted upon by impulses, the result either of my own free will, or the consequences of the part which is assigned to me by destiny. These may be—nay, at present they are—in direct contradiction to those by which you are actuated; and how shall we decide which shall have precedence?—YOU perhaps feel yourself destined to act as my jailer. I feel myself, on the contrary, destined to attempt and effect my escape. One of us must be wrong, but who can say which errs till the event has decided betwixt us?’

‘But,’ I continued, ‘I want to point out that I, just like you, am influenced by impulses that come from either my own free will or the role I’ve been given by fate. These impulses might—actually, they currently are—in direct conflict with those that motivate you; so how do we determine which one should take precedence? You might feel you’re meant to be my jailer. I, on the other hand, believe I’m meant to try and escape. One of us must be wrong, but who can say who it is until the outcome reveals the truth between us?’

‘I shall feel myself destined to have recourse to severe modes of restraint,’ said he, in the same tone of half jest, half earnest which I had used.

‘I feel like I’m going to have to resort to some strict measures,’ he said, in the same tone of half joke, half seriousness that I had used.

‘In that case,’ I answered, ‘it will be my destiny to attempt everything for my freedom.’

‘In that case,’ I replied, ‘it seems my fate is to try everything for my freedom.’

‘And it may be mine, young man,’ he replied, in a deep and stern tone, ‘to take care that you should rather die than attain your purpose.’

‘And it might be my job, young man,’ he replied in a deep and serious tone, ‘to make sure you would rather die than achieve your goal.’

This was speaking out indeed, and I did not allow him to go unanswered. ‘You threaten me in vain,’ said I; ‘the laws of my country will protect me; or whom they cannot protect, they will avenge.’

This was definitely speaking out, and I didn't let his words go unanswered. ‘You’re threatening me for nothing,’ I said; ‘the laws of my country will protect me; or if they can’t protect someone, they will take revenge.’

I spoke this firmly, and he seemed for a moment silenced; and the scorn with which he at last answered me, had something of affectation in it.

I said this firmly, and for a moment, he seemed speechless; the disdain with which he finally replied had a touch of pretension to it.

‘The laws!’ he said; ‘and what, stripling, do you know of the laws of your country? Could you learn jurisprudence under a base-born blotter of parchment, such as Saunders Fairford; or from the empty pedantic coxcomb, his son, who now, forsooth, writer himself advocate? When Scotland was herself, and had her own king and legislature, such plebeian cubs, instead of being called to the bar of her supreme courts, would scarce have been admitted to the honour of bearing a sheepskin process-bag.’

‘The laws!’ he said; ‘and what, kid, do you know about the laws of your country? Could you really learn law from some lowly piece of parchment, like Saunders Fairford; or from his arrogant, know-it-all son, who now calls himself a lawyer? When Scotland was independent and had her own king and legislature, such ordinary guys wouldn’t even have been allowed to carry a sheepskin bag to the supreme courts.’

Alan, I could not bear this, but answered indignantly, that he knew not the worth and honour from which he was detracting.

Alan, I couldn’t handle this, but I replied angrily that he didn't understand the value and honor he was taking away from.

‘I know as much of these Fairfords as I do of you,’ he replied.

‘I know as much about these Fairfords as I do about you,’ he replied.

‘As much,’ said I, ‘and as little; for you can neither estimate their real worth nor mine. I know you saw them when last in Edinburgh.’

‘As much,’ I replied, ‘and as little; because you can’t truly assess their real value or mine. I know you saw them the last time you were in Edinburgh.’

‘Ha!’ he exclaimed, and turned on me an inquisitive look.

‘Ha!’ he exclaimed, looking at me with curiosity.

‘It is true,’ said I; ‘you cannot deny it; and having thus shown you that I know something of your motions, let me warn you I have modes of communication with which you are not acquainted. Oblige me not to use them to your prejudice.’

‘It’s true,’ I said; ‘you can’t deny it; and now that I’ve demonstrated that I know a bit about what you’re up to, let me warn you that I have ways to communicate that you’re not aware of. Please don’t make me use them against you.’

‘Prejudice me!’ he replied. ‘Young man, I smile at, and forgive your folly. Nay, I will tell you that of which you are not aware, namely, that it was from letters received from these Fairfords that I first suspected, what the result of my visit to them confirmed, that you were the person whom I had sought for years.’

‘Prejudge me!’ he replied. ‘Young man, I laugh at, and forgive your ignorance. In fact, I’ll tell you something you don’t know: it was from letters I got from the Fairfords that I first suspected, which my visit to them confirmed, that you were the one I had been looking for all these years.’

‘If you learned this,’ said I, ‘from the papers which were about my person on the night when I was under the necessity of becoming your guest at Brokenburn, I do not envy your indifference to the means of acquiring information. It was dishonourable to’—

‘If you found this out,’ I said, ‘from the news articles about me the night I had to be your guest at Brokenburn, I can't say I admire your lack of concern for how you get your information. It was dishonorable to—’

‘Peace, young man,’ said Herries, more calmly than I might have expected; ‘the word dishonour must not be mentioned as in conjunction with my name. Your pocket-book was in the pocket of your coat, and did not escape the curiosity of another, though it would have been sacred from mine, My servant, Cristal Nixon, brought me the intelligence after you were gone. I was displeased with the manner in which he had acquired his information; but it was not the less my duty to ascertain its truth, and for that purpose I went to Edinburgh. I was in hopes to persuade Mr. Fairford to have entered into my views; but I found him too much prejudiced to permit me to trust him. He is a wretched, yet a timid slave of the present government, under which our unhappy country is dishonourably enthralled; and it would have been altogether unfit and unsafe to have entrusted him with the secret either of the right which I possess to direct your actions, or of the manner in which I purpose to exercise it.’

“Calm down, young man,” Herries said more calmly than I expected. “The word ‘dishonour’ should never be associated with my name. Your wallet was in your coat pocket and caught someone else's curiosity, though it would have been off-limits for me. My servant, Cristal Nixon, informed me after you left. I wasn't happy with how he got that information, but it was still my responsibility to verify its truth. To do that, I went to Edinburgh. I hoped to convince Mr. Fairford to support my plans, but he was too biased for me to trust him. He is a miserable, yet fearful pawn of the current government that has shamefully enslaved our unfortunate country, and it would have been completely inappropriate and risky to share either the secret of my right to guide your actions or how I intend to do it.”

I was determined to take advantage of his communicative humour, and obtain, if possible, more light upon his purpose. He seemed most accessible to being piqued on the point of honour, and I resolved to avail myself, but with caution, of his sensibility upon that topic. ‘You say,’ I replied, ‘that you are not friendly to indirect practices, and disapprove of the means by which your domestic obtained information of my name and quality—Is it honourable to avail yourself of that knowledge which is dishonourably obtained?’

I was determined to make the most of his witty humor and, if I could, get more insight into his intentions. He seemed particularly sensitive about matters of honor, and I decided to carefully use that to my advantage. "You mentioned," I responded, "that you're not a fan of indirect methods and disapprove of how your household found out my name and background. Is it honorable to benefit from knowledge that was acquired dishonorably?"

‘It is boldly asked,’ he replied; ‘but, within certain necessary limits, I dislike not boldness of expostulation. You have, in this short conference, displayed more character and energy than I was prepared to expect. You will, I trust, resemble a forest plant, which has indeed, by some accident, been brought up in the greenhouse, and thus rendered delicate and effeminate, but which regains its native firmness and tenacity when exposed for a season to the winter air. I will answer your question plainly. In business, as in war, spies and informers are necessary evils, which all good men detest; but which yet all prudent men must use, unless they mean to fight and act blindfold. But nothing can justify the use of falsehood and treachery in our own person.’

“It’s a bold question,” he replied, “but I don’t mind boldness within certain necessary limits. In this short conversation, you’ve shown more character and energy than I expected. I hope you’re like a forest plant that’s been accidentally raised in a greenhouse, becoming delicate and soft, but can regain its natural toughness and resilience when exposed to the winter air. I’ll answer your question directly. In business, like in war, spies and informers are necessary evils that all good men dislike; yet all sensible people must use them if they don’t want to act blindly. But nothing can justify being untruthful and deceitful ourselves.”

‘You said to the elder Mr. Fairford,’ continued I, with the same boldness, which I began to find was my best game, ‘that I was the son of Ralph Latimer of Langcote Hall? How do you reconcile this with your late assertion that my name is not Latimer?’

‘You told the older Mr. Fairford,’ I continued, with the same confidence, which I was starting to realize was my best approach, ‘that I was the son of Ralph Latimer from Langcote Hall? How do you explain this in light of your recent claim that my name isn’t Latimer?’

He coloured as he replied, ‘The doting old fool lied; or perhaps mistook my meaning. I said, that gentleman might be your father. To say truth, I wished you to visit England, your native country; because, when you might do so, my rights over you would revive.’

He blushed as he answered, ‘That old fool was either lying or misunderstood what I meant. I said that man could be your father. To be honest, I wanted you to visit England, your home country; because once you do, my rights over you would come back.’

This speech fully led me to understand a caution which had been often impressed upon me, that, if I regarded my safety, I should not cross the southern Border; and I cursed my own folly, which kept me fluttering like a moth around the candle, until I was betrayed into the calamity with which I had dallied. ‘What are those rights,’ I said, ‘which you claim over me? To what end do you propose to turn them?’

This speech made me realize a warning that had been repeatedly given to me: if I cared about my safety, I shouldn't cross the southern border. I cursed my own foolishness for hovering around danger like a moth drawn to a flame, until I was trapped in the disaster I had foolishly flirted with. ‘What rights do you think you have over me?’ I asked. ‘What do you plan to do with them?’

‘To a weighty one, you may be certain,’ answered Mr. Herries; ‘but I do not, at present, mean to communicate to you either its nature or extent. You may judge of its importance, when, in order entirely to possess myself of your person, I condescended to mix myself with the fellows who destroyed the fishing station of yon wretched Quaker. That I held him in contempt, and was displeased at the greedy devices with which he ruined a manly sport, is true enough; but, unless as it favoured my designs on you, he might have, for me, maintained his stake-nets till Solway should cease to ebb and flow.’

‘For someone important, you can be sure,’ replied Mr. Herries; ‘but right now, I don't intend to share with you either what it is or how big it is. You can gauge its significance when you realize that I went as far as mingling with the people who destroyed the fishing station of that unfortunate Quaker just to have you entirely to myself. It's true I looked down on him and was annoyed by the greedy tricks he used to ruin a masculine sport, but unless it supported my plans for you, he could have kept his stake-nets until the Solway stopped ebbing and flowing.’

‘Alas!’ I said, ‘it doubles my regret to have been the unwilling cause of misfortune to an honest and friendly man.’

‘Oh no!’ I said, ‘it only makes me more regretful to have been the unintended cause of trouble for a decent and friendly guy.’

‘Do not grieve for that,’ said Herries; ‘honest Joshua is one of those who, by dint of long prayers, can possess themselves of widow’s houses—he will quickly repair his losses. When he sustains any mishap, he and the other canters set it down as a debt against Heaven, and, by way of set-off, practise rogueries without compunction, till the they make the balance even, or incline it to the winning side. Enough of this for the present.—I must immediately shift my quarters; for, although I do not fear the over-zeal of Mr. Justice Foxley or his clerk will lead them to any extreme measure, yet that mad scoundrel’s unhappy recognition of me may make it more serious for them to connive at me, and I must not put their patience to an over severe trial. You must prepare to attend me, either as a captive or a companion; if as the latter, you must give your parole of honour to attempt no escape. Should you be so ill advised as to break your word once pledged, be assured that I will blow your brains out without a moment’s scruple.’

‘Don’t worry about that,’ said Herries; ‘honest Joshua is one of those guys who, through a lot of prayer, can end up with widows’ houses—he'll quickly bounce back from his losses. When something goes wrong for him, he and the other scammers just see it as a debt to Heaven and, to balance things out, commit shady acts without any guilt, until they even things up or tilt it in their favor. Enough of this for now.—I need to change my location immediately; because even though I’m not afraid that Mr. Justice Foxley or his clerk will take extreme measures, that crazy scoundrel’s unfortunate recognition of me might make it harder for them to overlook me, and I can’t push their patience too far. You need to get ready to join me, either as a prisoner or a companion; if it’s the latter, you must promise on your honor not to try to escape. If you’re foolish enough to break your word after giving it, know that I won’t hesitate to blow your brains out without a second thought.’

‘I am ignorant of your plans and purposes,’ I replied, ‘and cannot but hold them dangerous. I do not mean to aggravate my present situation by any unavailing resistance to the superior force which detains me; but I will not renounce the right of asserting my natural freedom should it favourable opportunity occur. I will, therefore, rather be your prisoner than your confederate.’

‘I don’t know your plans and intentions,’ I replied, ‘and I can’t help but consider them dangerous. I don’t want to make my current situation worse by putting up a futile resistance against the stronger force that has me detained; but I won’t give up my right to claim my natural freedom if a favorable opportunity arises. So, I would rather be your prisoner than your ally.’

‘That is spoken fairly,’ he said; ‘and yet not without the canny caution of one brought up in the Gude Town of Edinburgh. On my part, I will impose no unnecessary hardship upon you; but, on the contrary, your journey shall be made as easy as is consistent with your being kept safely. Do you feel strong enough to ride on horseback as yet, or would you prefer a carriage? The former mode of travelling is best adapted to the country through which we are to travel, but you are at liberty to choose between them.’

"That’s a fair point," he said, "but it comes with the careful wisdom of someone raised in the good town of Edinburgh. I won’t put any unnecessary strain on you; in fact, I’ll make sure your journey is as easy as possible while keeping you safe. Do you feel strong enough to ride a horse yet, or would you rather take a carriage? Riding is better suited for the countryside we’ll be traveling through, but the choice is yours."

I said, ‘I felt my strength gradually returning, and that I should much prefer travelling on horseback. A carriage,’ I added, ‘is so close’—

I said, ‘I felt my strength slowly coming back, and that I'd really prefer to travel on horseback. A carriage,’ I added, ‘is so cramped’—

‘And so easily guarded,’ replied Herries, with a look as if he would have penetrated my very thoughts,—‘that, doubtless, you think horseback better calculated for an escape.’

‘And so easy to guard,’ replied Herries, with a look as if he could read my very thoughts, — ‘that, of course, you think horseback is a better option for an escape.’

‘My thoughts are my own,’ I answered; ‘and though you keep my person prisoner, these are beyond your control.’

‘My thoughts are my own,’ I replied; ‘and even though you have me locked up, you can't control these.’

‘Oh, I can read the book,’ he said, ‘without opening the leaves. But I would recommend to you to make no rash attempt, and it will be my care to see that you have no power to make any that is likely to be effectual. Linen, and all other necessaries for one in your circumstances, are amply provided, Cristal Nixon will act as your valet,—I should rather, perhaps, say, your FEMME DE CHAMBRE. Your travelling dress you may perhaps consider as singular; but it is such as the circumstances require; and, if you object to use the articles prepared for your use, your mode of journeying will be as personally unpleasant as that which conducted you hither.—Adieu—We now know each other better than we did—it will not be my fault if the consequences of further intimacy be not a more favourable mutual opinion.’

“Oh, I can read the book,” he said, “without opening the pages. But I advise you not to make any hasty attempts, and I’ll make sure you don’t have the ability to make any that might actually work. Everything you need, including linens, has been provided for someone in your situation. Cristal Nixon will serve as your valet—I might even call her your HOUSEMAID. You might think your travel outfit is unusual, but it’s what the situation calls for. If you refuse to use the items prepared for you, your journey will be just as uncomfortable as the one that brought you here. Goodbye—We know each other better now—it won’t be my fault if the outcome of getting to know each other better isn’t a more favorable opinion of one another.”

He then left me, with a civil good night, to my own reflections, and only turned back to say that we should proceed on our journey at daybreak next morning, at furthest; perhaps earlier, he said; but complimented me by supposing that, as I was a sportsman, I must always be ready for a sudden start.

He then said a polite goodnight and left me alone with my thoughts. He turned back briefly to mention that we should continue our journey at sunrise the next morning, or maybe even earlier, he added. He complimented me by assuming that, since I was a sportsman, I must always be ready for a quick departure.

We are then at issue, this singular man and myself. His personal views are to a certain point explained. He has chosen an antiquated and desperate line of politics, and he claims, from some pretended tie of guardianship or relationship, which he does not deign to explain but which he seems to have been able to pass current on a silly country Justice and his knavish clerk, a right to direct and to control my motions. The danger which awaited me in England, and which I might have escaped had I remained in Scotland, was doubtless occasioned by the authority of this man. But what my poor mother might fear for me as a child—what my English friend, Samuel Griffiths, endeavoured to guard against during my youth and nonage, is now, it seems, come upon me; and, under a legal pretext, I am detained in what must be a most illegal manner, by a person, foe, whose own political immunities have been forfeited by his conduct. It matters not—my mind is made up neither persuasion nor threats shall force me into the desperate designs which this man meditates. Whether I am of the trifling consequence which my life hitherto seems to intimate, or whether I have (as would appear from my adversary’s conduct) such importance, by birth or fortune, as may make me a desirable acquisition to a political faction, my resolution is taken in either case. Those who read this journal, if it shall be perused by impartial eyes, shall judge of me truly; and if they consider me as a fool in encountering danger unnecessarily, they shall have no reason to believe me a coward or a turncoat, when I find myself engaged in it. I have been bred in sentiments of attachment to the family on the throne and in these sentiments I will live and die. I have, indeed, some idea that Mr. Herries has already discovered that I am made of different and more unmalleable metal than he had at first believed. There were letters from my dear Alan Fairford, giving a ludicrous account of my instability of temper, in the same pocket-book, which, according to the admission of my pretended guardian, fell under the investigation of his domestic during the night I passed at Brokenburn, where, as I now recollect, my wet clothes, with the contents of my pockets, were, with the thoughtlessness of a young traveller, committed too rashly to the care of a strange servant. And my kind friend and hospitable landlord, Mr. Alexander Fairford, may also, and with justice, have spoken of my levities to this man. But he shall find he has made a false estimate upon these plausible grounds, since—

We are at odds, this unique man and I. His personal views are somewhat clarified. He has chosen an outdated and desperate political stance, and he claims, based on some supposed bond of guardianship or relationship that he doesn’t bother to explain but seems to have convinced a foolish country judge and his shady clerk, a right to direct and control my actions. The danger that awaited me in England, which I might have avoided by staying in Scotland, was certainly caused by this man’s influence. But what my poor mother feared for me as a child—what my English friend, Samuel Griffiths, tried to protect me from during my youth—is now, it seems, upon me; and, under a legal guise, I am being held in a clearly illegal way by a person, an enemy, whose own political protections have been lost due to his behavior. It doesn’t matter—my mind is made up; neither persuasion nor threats will push me into the reckless plans this man is scheming. Whether I am as insignificant as my life has led me to believe or if I have some importance, by birth or wealth, that makes me a valuable target for a political faction, I have made up my mind regardless. Those who read this journal, if it is scrutinized by fair viewers, will judge me accurately; and if they consider me foolish for facing danger unnecessarily, they will have no reason to see me as a coward or a traitor when I find myself in it. I have been raised with loyalty to the royal family, and I will live and die by those values. In fact, I believe Mr. Herries has already realized that I am made of a different and tougher fabric than he initially thought. There were letters from my dear Alan Fairford, giving a ridiculous account of my mood swings, in the same pocket-book that, according to my so-called guardian’s own admission, was examined by his household that night I stayed at Brokenburn, where, if I recall correctly, my wet clothes and the contents of my pockets were, with the carelessness of a young traveler, too hastily entrusted to the care of a strange servant. And my kind friend and generous landlord, Mr. Alexander Fairford, may also have, with good reason, mentioned my follies to this man. But he will find that he has misjudged me based on these seemingly credible reasons, since—

I must break off for the present.

I need to pause for now.





CHAPTER IX

LATIMER’S JOURNAL, IN CONTINUATION

There is at length a halt—at length I have gained so much privacy as to enable me to continue my journal. It has become a sort of task of duty to me, without the discharge of which I do not feel that the business of the day is performed. True, no friendly eye may ever look upon these labours, which have amused the solitary hours of an unhappy prisoner. Yet, in the meanwhile, the exercise of the pen seems to act as a sedative upon my own agitated thoughts and tumultuous passions. I never lay it down but I rise stronger in resolution, more ardent in hope. A thousand vague fears, wild expectations, and indigested schemes, hurry through one’s thoughts in seasons of doubt and of danger. But by arresting them as they flit across the mind, by throwing them on paper, and even by that mechanical act compelling ourselves to consider them with scrupulous and minute attention, we may perhaps escape becoming the dupes of our own excited imagination; just as a young horse is cured of the vice of starting by being made to stand still and look for some time without any interruption at the cause of its terror.

There’s finally a pause—finally, I have enough privacy to continue my journal. It’s become a kind of duty for me; without it, I don’t feel like I’ve completed my day. True, no friendly eyes may ever see these writings that have kept me company during my lonely hours as an unhappy prisoner. Still, the act of writing acts like a calming force on my turbulent thoughts and emotions. I never put it down without feeling stronger in my resolve and more hopeful. A thousand vague fears, wild hopes, and half-formed ideas rush through my mind during times of uncertainty and danger. But by catching them as they pass by, by putting them on paper, and even by forcing ourselves to examine them closely, we might avoid being fooled by our own overactive imaginations; just like a young horse is trained not to spook by being made to stand still and stare for a while at whatever frightens it.

There remains but one risk, which is that of discovery. But besides the small characters, in which my residence in Mr. Fairford’s house enabled me to excel, for the purpose of transferring as many scroll sheets as possible to a huge sheet of stamped paper, I have, as I have elsewhere intimated, had hitherto the comfortable reflection that if the record of my misfortunes should fall into the hands of him by whom they are caused, they would, without harming any one, show him the real character and disposition of the person who has become his prisoner—perhaps his victim. Now, however, that other names, and other characters, are to be mingled with the register of my own sentiments, I must take additional care of these papers, and keep them in such a manner that, in case of the least hazard of detection, I may be able to destroy them at a moment’s notice. I shall not soon or easily forget the lesson I have been taught, by the prying disposition which Cristal Nixon, this man’s agent and confederate, manifested at Brokenburn, and which proved the original cause of my sufferings.

There’s only one risk left, which is the chance of being discovered. Besides the tiny handwriting I mastered during my time at Mr. Fairford’s house, which helped me fit as many scrolls as possible onto a large piece of stamped paper, I've also had the comforting thought that if the record of my troubles ended up with the person responsible for them, it wouldn't harm anyone and would reveal his true character and nature—possibly showing him that he's made a prisoner, and maybe even a victim, of me. However, now that other names and personalities will be mixed in with my own emotions, I need to be extra careful with these papers and store them in a way that allows me to destroy them at a moment’s notice if there’s any risk of detection. I won't soon forget the lesson I learned from the nosy behavior of Cristal Nixon, this man’s agent and ally, at Brokenburn, which ultimately led to my suffering.

My laying aside the last sheet of my journal hastily was occasioned by the unwonted sound of a violin, in the farmyard beneath my windows. It will not appear surprising to those who have made music their study, that, after listening to a few notes, I became at once assured that the musician was no other than the itinerant, formerly mentioned as present at the destruction of Joshua Geddes’s stake-nets, the superior delicacy and force of whose execution would enable me to swear to his bow amongst a whole orchestra. I had the less reason to doubt his identity, because he played twice over the beautiful Scottish air called Wandering Willie; and I could not help concluding that he did so for the purpose of intimating his own presence, since what the French called the nom de guerre of the performer was described by the tune.

As I quickly set down the last page of my journal, I was interrupted by an unusual sound coming from a violin in the farmyard below my window. Those familiar with music would find it unsurprising that after hearing just a few notes, I instantly recognized the musician as the same itinerant who was present during the destruction of Joshua Geddes’s stake-nets. The distinct delicacy and power of his playing made it easy for me to identify his bow among a whole orchestra. I had even more reason to believe it was him because he played the beautiful Scottish tune called Wandering Willie not just once, but twice; I couldn't help but think he was doing it to signal his presence, as the French would say, his nom de guerre was described by the melody.

Hope will catch at the most feeble twig for support in extremity. I knew this man, though deprived of sight, to be bold, ingenious, and perfectly capable of acting as a guide. I believed I had won his goodwill, by having, in a frolic, assumed the character of his partner; and I remembered that in a wild, wandering, and disorderly course of life, men, as they become loosened from the ordinary bonds of civil society, hold those of comradeship more closely sacred; so that honour is sometimes found among thieves, and faith and attachment in such as the law has termed vagrants. The history of Richard Coeur de Lion and his minstrel, Blondel, rushed, at the same time, on my mind, though I could not even then suppress a smile at the dignity of the example when applied to a blind fiddler and myself. Still there was something in all this to awaken a hope that, if I could open a correspondence with this poor violer, he might be useful in extricating me from my present situation.

Hope will cling to even the weakest branch for support in desperate times. I knew this man, though blind, to be brave, clever, and perfectly capable of guiding me. I thought I had earned his goodwill by playfully pretending to be his partner, and I remembered that in a chaotic and unstructured life, people often hold the bonds of friendship more sacred; so that honor can sometimes be found among thieves, and loyalty and attachment among those deemed vagrants. The story of Richard the Lionheart and his minstrel, Blondel, suddenly came to mind, although I couldn’t help but smile at the contrast when thinking of a blind fiddler and myself. Still, there was something in all this that sparked a hope that if I could connect with this poor fiddler, he might help me out of my current situation.

His profession furnished me with some hope that this desired communication might be attained; since it is well known that, in Scotland, where there is so much national music, the words and airs of which are generally known, there is a kind of freemasonry amongst performers, by which they can, by the mere choice of a tune, express a great deal to the hearers. Personal allusions are often made in this manner, with much point and pleasantry; and nothing is more usual at public festivals, than that the air played to accompany a particular health or toast, is made the vehicle of compliment, of wit, and sometimes of satire. [Every one must remember instances of this festive custom, in which the adaptation of the tune to the toast was remarkably felicitous. Old Neil Gow, and his son Nathaniel, were peculiarly happy on such occasions.]

His job gave me some hope that this communication might actually happen; it's well-known that in Scotland, with all its national music, the words and tunes are generally familiar, creating a sort of connection among musicians. They can communicate a lot just by choosing a specific tune. Personal references are often made this way, filled with humor and cleverness; and it's quite common at public celebrations for the tune played along with a specific toast or salute to be used as a way of giving compliments, making jokes, and sometimes even poking fun. [Everyone has to remember instances of this festive tradition where the choice of tune for the toast was particularly fitting. Old Neil Gow and his son Nathaniel were especially good at this.]

While these things passed through my mind rapidly, I heard my friend beneath recommence, for the third time, the air from which his own name had been probably adopted, when he was interrupted by his rustic auditors.

While these thoughts rushed through my mind, I heard my friend below start again, for the third time, the tune that probably inspired his name, when he was interrupted by his country listeners.

‘If thou canst play no other spring but that, mon, ho hadst best put up ho’s pipes and be jogging. Squoire will be back anon, or Master Nixon, and we’ll see who will pay poiper then.’

‘If you can’t play any other tune but that, man, you might as well pack up your pipes and get going. Squire will be back soon, or Master Nixon, and we’ll see who ends up paying the piper then.’

Oho, thought I, if I have no sharper ears than those of my friends Jan and Dorcas to encounter, I may venture an experiment upon them; and, as most expressive of my state of captivity, I sang two or three lines of the 137th Psalm—

Oho, I thought, if I have no sharper ears than my friends Jan and Dorcas to deal with, I might try an experiment on them; and to best express my feeling of being trapped, I sang a couple of lines from the 137th Psalm—

  By Babel’s streams we sat and wept.
  By Babel's streams we sat and cried.

The country people listened with attention, and when I ceased, I heard them whisper together in tones of commiseration, ‘Lack-a-day, poor soul! so pretty a man to be beside his wits!’

The country folks listened carefully, and when I stopped speaking, I heard them murmuring to each other in sympathetic tones, ‘Oh dear, poor guy! Such a good-looking man to be losing his mind!’

‘An he be that gate,’ said Wandering Willie, in a tone calculated to reach my ears, ‘I ken naething will raise his spirits like a spring.’ And he struck up, with great vigour and spirit, the lively Scottish air, the words of which instantly occurred to me—

‘If he’s really that person,’ said Wandering Willie, in a tone meant for me to hear, ‘I know nothing will lift his spirits like a spring.’ And he started singing, with great energy and enthusiasm, the lively Scottish tune, the words of which immediately came to my mind—

  Oh whistle and I’ll come t’ye, my lad,
  Oh whistle and I’ll come t’ye, my lad;
  Though father and mother and a’ should gae mad,
  Oh whistle and I’ll come t’ye, my lad.
  Oh whistle and I'll come to you, my boy,  
  Oh whistle and I'll come to you, my boy;  
  Even if my father and mother go crazy,  
  Oh whistle and I'll come to you, my boy.

I soon heard a clattering noise of feet in the courtyard, which I concluded to be Jan and Dorcas dancing a jig in their Cumberland wooden clogs. Under cover of this din, I endeavoured to answer Willie’s signal by whistling, as loud as I could—-

I quickly heard a clattering noise of feet in the courtyard, which I figured was Jan and Dorcas dancing a jig in their Cumberland wooden clogs. While that noise was going on, I tried to respond to Willie’s signal by whistling as loud as I could—

  Come back again and loe me
  When a’ the lave are gane.
Come back again and love me  
When all the others are gone.

He instantly threw the dancers out, by changing his air to

He quickly kicked the dancers out by changing his attitude to

  There’s my thumb, I’ll ne’er beguile thee.
There’s my thumb, I’ll never deceive you.

I no longer doubted that a communication betwixt us was happily established, and that, if I had an opportunity of speaking to the poor musician, I should find him willing to take my letter to the post, to invoke the assistance of some active magistrate, or of the commanding-officer of Carlisle Castle, or, in short, to do whatever else I could point out, in the compass of his power, to contribute to my liberation. But to obtain speech of him, I must have run the risk of alarming the suspicions of Dorcas, if not of her yet more stupid Corydon. My ally’s blindness prevented his receiving any communication by signs from the window—even if I could have ventured to make them, consistently with prudence—so that notwithstanding the mode of intercourse we had adopted was both circuitous and peculiarly liable to misapprehension, I saw nothing I could do better than to continue it, trusting my own and my correspondent’s acuteness in applying to the airs the meaning they were intended to convey. I thought of singing the words themselves of some significant song, but feared I might, by doing so, attract suspicion. I endeavoured, therefore, to intimate my speedy departure from my present place of residence, by whistling the well-known air with which festive parties in Scotland usually conclude the dance:—

I no longer doubted that a connection between us was happily established, and that if I had the chance to talk to the poor musician, I would find him willing to take my letter to the post, seek help from some active magistrate, or the commanding officer of Carlisle Castle, or, in short, do whatever else I could suggest within his ability to help me get free. But to speak with him, I would risk raising the suspicions of Dorcas, if not her even more clueless Corydon. My ally’s blindness prevented him from receiving any signals from the window—even if I could have risked making them without being reckless—so even though the way we communicated was both indirect and prone to misunderstandings, I saw no better option than to keep it up, trusting in my and my correspondent’s sharpness in interpreting the signs we meant to convey. I thought about singing the lyrics of some meaningful song, but I was worried that might raise suspicion. So, I tried to indicate my imminent departure from my current place by whistling the well-known tune that festive gatherings in Scotland usually play to finish the dance:—

  Good night and joy be wi’ ye a’,
  For here nae langer maun I stay;
  There’s neither friend nor foe, of mine
  But wishes that I were away.
  Good night and joy be with you all,  
  For I can stay no longer here;  
  There’s neither friend nor enemy of mine  
  But wishes that I would disappear.  

It appeared that Willie’s powers of intelligence were much more active than mine, and that, like a deaf person accustomed to be spoken to by signs, he comprehended, from the very first notes, the whole meaning I intended to convey; and he accompanied me in the air with his violin, in such a manner as at once to show he understood my meaning, and to prevent my whistling from being attended to.

It seemed that Willie was much quicker on the uptake than I was, and just like a deaf person who relies on signs to communicate, he grasped the full meaning of what I wanted to convey right from the first notes. He played along with me on his violin in a way that clearly showed he understood what I meant, while also making sure my whistling didn’t draw attention.

His reply was almost immediate, and was conveyed in the old martial air of ‘Hey, Johnnie lad, cock up your beaver.’ I ran over the words, and fixed on the following stanza, as most applicable to my circumstances:—

His reply came almost right away, delivered in the old-school soldier's style of ‘Hey, Johnnie lad, lift your spirits.’ I went over the words and focused on the following stanza, as it seemed most relevant to my situation:—

  Cock up your beaver, and cock it fu’ sprush;
  We’ll over the Border and give them a brush;
  There’s somebody there we’ll teach better behaviour,
  Hey, Johnnie lad, cock up your beaver.
  Raise your hat, and wear it high;
  We'll cross the Border and give them a lesson;
  There's someone there we’ll teach to behave better,
  Hey, Johnnie boy, raise your hat.

If these sounds alluded, as I hope they do, to the chance of assistance from my Scottish friends, I may indeed consider that a door is open to hope and freedom. I immediately replied with:—

If these sounds hinted, as I hope they do, at the possibility of help from my Scottish friends, then I can truly believe that a door to hope and freedom has been opened. I quickly responded with:—

  My heart’s in the Highlands, my heart is not here;
  My heart’s in the Highlands, a-chasing the deer;
  A-chasing the wild deer, and following the roe,
  My heart’s in the Highlands wherever I go.

  Farewell to the Highlands!  farewell to the North!
  The birth-place of valour, the cradle of worth;
  Wherever I wander, wherever I rove,
  The hills of the Highlands for ever I love.
  My heart's in the Highlands, my heart's not here;  
  My heart's in the Highlands, chasing the deer;  
  Chasing the wild deer, and following the roe,  
  My heart's in the Highlands wherever I go.  

  Goodbye to the Highlands! Goodbye to the North!  
  The birthplace of bravery, the home of greatness;  
  Wherever I roam, wherever I travel,  
  I will always love the hills of the Highlands.  

Willie instantly played, with a degree of spirit which might have awakened hope in Despair herself, if Despair could be supposed to understand Scotch music, the fine old Jacobite air,

Willie instantly played with a level of energy that could have sparked hope even in Despair herself, if Despair could be thought to appreciate Scottish music, the beautiful old Jacobite tune,

  For a’ that, and a’ that,
  And twice as much as a’ that.
For all that, and all that,  
And twice as much as all that.

I next endeavoured to intimate my wish to send notice of my condition to my friends; and, despairing to find an air sufficiently expressive of my purpose, I ventured to sing a verse, which, in various forms, occurs so frequently in old ballads—

I then tried to let my friends know how I was doing; and, feeling unable to find the right words to express my intention, I took the chance to sing a verse that appears in many different forms in old ballads—

  Whare will I get a bonny boy
  That will win hose and shoon:
  That will gae down to Durisdeer,
  And bid my merry men come?
  Where will I find a handsome boy  
  Who will bring hose and shoes:  
  Who will go down to Durisdeer,  
  And ask my cheerful men to come?  

He drowned the latter part of the verse by playing, with much emphasis,

He overshadowed the latter part of the verse by playing, with a lot of emphasis,

  Kind Robin loes me.
Kind Robin loves me.

Of this, though I ran over the verses of the song in my mind, I could make nothing; and before I could contrive any mode of intimating my uncertainty, a cry arose in the courtyard that Cristal Nixon was coming. My faithful Willie was obliged to retreat; but not before he had half played, half hummed, by way of farewell,

Of this, even though I went over the lyrics of the song in my mind, I couldn't make sense of it; and before I could figure out how to express my confusion, a shout came from the courtyard that Cristal Nixon was arriving. My loyal Willie had to step back; but not before he had partially played and half hummed as a goodbye,

  Leave thee—leave thee, lad—
  I’ll never leave thee;
  The stars shall gae withershins
  Ere I will leave thee.
  Leave you—leave you, kid—  
  I’ll never leave you;  
  The stars will go backwards  
  Before I leave you.  

I am thus, I think, secure of one trusty adherent in my misfortunes; and, however whimsical it may be to rely much on a man of his idle profession and deprived of sight withal, it is deeply impressed on my mind that his services may be both useful and necessary. There is another quarter from which I look for succour, and which I have indicated to thee, Alan, in more than one passage of my journal. Twice, at the early hour of daybreak, I have seen the individual alluded to in the court of the farm, and twice she made signs of recognition in answer to the gestures by which I endeavoured to make her comprehend my situation; but on both occasions she pressed her finger on her lips, as expressive of silence and secrecy.

I believe I have one reliable supporter in my troubles; and although it may seem strange to depend on someone from his idle profession and who is also blind, I feel strongly that his help could be both useful and necessary. There’s another source from which I hope to get assistance, which I have mentioned to you, Alan, in more than one entry in my journal. Twice, at early dawn, I’ve seen the person I’m referring to in the farmyard, and both times she acknowledged me with gestures as I tried to make her understand my situation; however, on both occasions, she put a finger to her lips, signaling for silence and secrecy.

The manner in which G.M. entered upon the scene for the first time, seems to assure me of her goodwill, so far as her power may reach; and I have many reasons to believe it is considerable. Yet she seemed hurried and frightened during the very transitory moments of our interview, and I think was, upon the last occasion, startled by the entrance of some one into the farmyard, just as she was on the point of addressing me. You must not ask whether I am an early riser, since such objects are only to be seen at daybreak; and although I have never again seen her, yet I have reason to think she is not distant. It was but three nights ago, that, worn out by the uniformity of my confinement, I had manifested more symptoms of despondence than I had before exhibited, which I conceive may have attracted the attention of the domestics, through whom the circumstance might transpire. On the next morning, the following lines lay on my table; but how conveyed there, I cannot tell. The hand in which they were written is a beautiful Italian manuscript:—

The way G.M. first came onto the scene makes me feel assured of her goodwill, as far as her influence goes; and I have many reasons to believe it is quite significant. However, she seemed rushed and scared during the brief moments of our meeting, and I think she was startled by someone entering the farmyard just as she was about to speak to me. You shouldn't ask if I'm an early riser, since such things are only seen at daybreak; and although I've never seen her again, I believe she isn't far away. Just three nights ago, feeling worn out from the monotony of my confinement, I showed more signs of despair than I had before, which I think might have caught the attention of the staff, through whom the situation could come to light. The next morning, the following lines were on my table; but I can't tell how they got there. They were written in a beautiful Italian script:—

  As lords their labourers’ hire delay,
  Fate quits our toil with hopes to come,
  Which, if far short of present pay,
  Still, owns a debt and names a sum.

  Quit not the pledge, frail sufferer, then,
  Although a distant date be given;
  Despair is treason towards man,
  And blasphemy to Heaven.
As lords delay the pay for their workers,  
Fate compensates us with hopes for the future,  
Which, if it falls far short of the present reward,  
Still acknowledges a debt and specifies an amount.  

So don’t give up the promise, fragile sufferer,  
Even if the date seems far off;  
Despair is a betrayal of humanity,  
And a sin against Heaven.

That these lines were written with the friendly purpose of inducing me to keep up my spirits, I cannot doubt; and I trust the manner in which I shall conduct myself may show that the pledge is accepted.

That these lines were written with the friendly intention of encouraging me to stay positive, I have no doubt; and I hope my behavior will demonstrate that I accept the pledge.

The dress is arrived in which it seems to be my self-elected guardian’s pleasure that I shall travel; and what does it prove to be?—A skirt, or upper-petticoat of camlet, like those worn by country ladies of moderate rank when on horseback, with such a riding-mask as they frequently use on journeys to preserve their eyes and complexion from the sun and dust, and sometimes, it is suspected, to enable then to play off a little coquetry. From the gayer mode of employing the mask, however, I suspect I shall be precluded; for instead of being only pasteboard, covered with black velvet, I observe with anxiety that mine is thickened with a plate of steel, which, like Quixote’s visor, serves to render it more strong and durable.

The dress has arrived that my self-appointed guardian prefers me to wear while traveling; and what is it? A skirt or upper petticoat made of camlet, like those worn by country ladies of modest rank when riding, along with a riding mask that they often use on trips to protect their eyes and skin from the sun and dust, and sometimes, it’s suspected, to add a bit of flirtation. However, I suspect I’ll be prevented from using the mask in a more playful way, because instead of just being pasteboard covered in black velvet, I notice with concern that mine is reinforced with a plate of steel, which makes it much stronger and more durable, like Quixote’s visor.

This apparatus, together with a steel clasp for securing the mask behind me with a padlock, gave me fearful recollections of the unfortunate being, who, never being permitted to lay aside such a visor, acquired the well-known historical epithet of the Man in the Iron Mask. I hesitated a moment whether I should, so far submit to the acts of oppression designed against me as to assume this disguise, which was, of course, contrived to aid their purposes. But when I remembered Mr. Herries’s threat, that I should be kept close prisoner in a carriage, unless I assumed the dress which should be appointed for me; and I considered the comparative degree of freedom which I might purchase by wearing the mask and female dress as easily and advantageously purchased. Here, therefore, I must pause for the present, and await what the morning may bring forth.

This device, along with a steel clasp to secure the mask behind me with a padlock, brought back terrifying memories of the unfortunate person who, never allowed to take off such a visor, became known as the Man in the Iron Mask. I hesitated for a moment about whether I should, to some extent, submit to the oppression aimed at me by wearing this disguise, which was clearly designed to serve their purposes. But when I recalled Mr. Herries’s threat that I would be kept as a close prisoner in a carriage unless I put on the outfit assigned to me, and I thought about the level of freedom I could gain by wearing the mask and women's clothing, the decision became much easier. So, for now, I will pause and see what the morning brings.

[To carry on the story from the documents before us, we think it proper here to drop the journal of the captive Darsie Latimer, and adopt, instead, a narrative of the proceedings of Alan Fairford in pursuit of his friend, which forms another series in this history.]

[To continue the story from the previous documents, we believe it's appropriate to set aside the journal of the captive Darsie Latimer and instead focus on the narrative of Alan Fairford's actions in searching for his friend, which constitutes another part of this history.]





CHAPTER X

NARRATIVE OF ALAN FAIRFORD

The reader ought, by this time, to have formed some idea of the character of Alan Fairford. He had a warmth of heart which the study of the law and of the world could not chill, and talents which they had rendered unusually acute. Deprived of the personal patronage enjoyed by most of his contemporaries, who assumed the gown under the protection of their aristocratic alliances and descents, he early saw that he should have that to achieve for himself which fell to them as a right of birth. He laboured hard in silence and solitude, and his labours were crowned with success. But Alan doted on his friend Darsie, even more than he loved his profession, and, as we have seen, threw everything aside when he thought Latimer in danger; forgetting fame and fortune, and hazarding even the serious displeasure of his father, to rescue him whom he loved with an elder brother’s affection. Darsie, though his parts were more quick and brilliant than those of his friend, seemed always to the latter a being under his peculiar charge, whom he was called upon to cherish and protect in cases where the youth’s own experience was unequal to the exigency; and now, when, the fate of Latimer seeming worse than doubtful, Alan’s whole prudence and energy were to be exerted in his behalf, an adventure which might have seemed perilous to most youths of his age had no terrors for him. He was well acquainted with the laws of his country, and knew how to appeal to them; and, besides his professional confidence, his natural disposition was steady, sedate, persevering, and undaunted. With these requisites he undertook a quest which, at that time, was not unattended with actual danger, and had much in it to appal a more timid disposition.

The reader should, by now, have an idea of who Alan Fairford is. He had a warm heart that studying law and the world couldn’t dull, along with talents that had become remarkably sharp through his studies. Lacking the personal backing enjoyed by most of his peers who entered the profession with their aristocratic connections, he quickly realized that he would need to achieve what they received by birthright. He worked hard in silence and solitude, and his efforts paid off. However, Alan cared for his friend Darsie even more than he did for his career, and, as we’ve seen, he dropped everything when he thought Latimer was in danger, forgetting about fame and fortune and even risking his father’s serious disappointment to save the one he loved like an older brother. While Darsie was brighter and quicker than Alan, Alan always saw Darsie as someone he needed to take care of and protect in situations where Darsie’s own experience fell short. Now, with Latimer's fate seeming grim, Alan devoted all his prudence and energy to help him. An adventure that might have seemed risky to most young men his age held no fear for him. He was well-versed in the laws of the land, knew how to appeal to them, and beyond his professional confidence, his natural traits were steady, serious, determined, and fearless. With these qualities, he embarked on a quest that, at the time, was not without real danger and had much that could frighten a more timid individual.

Fairford’s first inquiry concerning his friend was of the chief magistrate of Dumfries, Provost Crosbie, who had sent the information of Darsie’s disappearance. On his first application, he thought he discerned in the honest dignitary a desire to get rid of the subject. The provost spoke of the riot at the fishing station as an ‘outbreak among those lawless loons the fishermen, which concerned the sheriff,’ he said, ‘more than us poor town council bodies, that have enough to do to keep peace within burgh, amongst such a set of commoners as the town are plagued with.’

Fairford’s first question about his friend was directed to the chief magistrate of Dumfries, Provost Crosbie, who had reported Darsie’s disappearance. Upon his initial inquiry, he sensed that the honest official wanted to avoid the topic. The provost described the riot at the fishing station as an ‘outbreak among those unruly fishermen, which concerns the sheriff,’ he said, ‘more than us poor town council members, who have enough on our plates trying to keep peace within the town, dealing with such a group of commoners as we’re burdened with.’

‘But this is not all, Provost Crosbie,’ said Mr. Alan Fairford; ‘A young gentleman of rank and fortune has disappeared amongst their hands—you know him. My father gave him a letter to you—Mr. Darsie Latimer.’

‘But that’s not all, Provost Crosbie,’ said Mr. Alan Fairford; ‘A young man of status and wealth has gone missing among them—you know him. My father gave him a letter for you—Mr. Darsie Latimer.’

‘Lack-a-day, yes! lack-a-day, yes!’ said the provost; ‘Mr. Darsie Latimer—he dined at my house—I hope he is well?’

‘Oh dear, yes! oh dear, yes!’ said the provost; ‘Mr. Darsie Latimer—he dined at my house—I hope he is doing well?’

‘I hope so too,’ said Alan, rather indignantly; ‘but I desire more certainty on that point. You yourself wrote my father that he had disappeared.’

"I hope so too," Alan said, somewhat indignantly. "But I want more certainty about that. You wrote to my father that he had disappeared."

‘Troth, yes, and that is true,’ said the provost. ‘But did he not go back to his friends in Scotland? it was not natural to think he would stay here.’

‘Sure, yes, and that’s true,’ said the provost. ‘But didn’t he return to his friends in Scotland? It wasn’t natural to think he would stay here.’

‘Not unless he is under restraint,’ said Fairford, surprised at the coolness with which the provost seemed to take up the matter.

‘Not unless he's being held back,’ said Fairford, surprised at how calmly the provost seemed to handle the situation.

‘Rely on it, sir,’ said Mr. Crosbie, ‘that if he has not returned to his friends in Scotland, he must have gone to his friends in England.’

‘You can count on it, sir,’ said Mr. Crosbie, ‘that if he hasn’t gone back to his friends in Scotland, he must have gone to his friends in England.’

‘I will rely on no such thing,’ said Alan; ‘if there is law or justice in Scotland, I will have the thing cleared to the very bottom.’

‘I won't depend on anything like that,’ said Alan; ‘if there’s any law or justice in Scotland, I will get to the bottom of this.’

‘Reasonable, reasonable,’ said the provost, ‘so far as is possible; but you know I have no power beyond the ports of the burgh.’

‘That makes sense, that makes sense,’ said the provost, ‘as much as I can; but you know I don’t have any authority beyond the town limits.’

‘But you are in the commission besides, Mr. Crosbie; a justice of peace for the county.’

‘But you're on the commission too, Mr. Crosbie; a justice of the peace for the county.’

‘True, very true—that is,’ said the cautious magistrate, ‘I will not say but my name may stand on the list, but I cannot remember that I have ever qualified.’ [By taking the oaths to government.]

‘That’s true, very true—that is,’ said the cautious magistrate, ‘I won’t deny that my name might be on the list, but I can’t recall ever having qualified.’ [By taking the oaths to government.]

‘Why, in that case,’ said young Fairford, ‘there are ill-natured people might doubt your attachment to the Protestant line, Mr. Crosbie.’

‘Well, in that case,’ said young Fairford, ‘there are spiteful people who might question your loyalty to the Protestant side, Mr. Crosbie.’

‘God forbid, Mr. Fairford! I who have done and suffered in the Forty-five. I reckon the Highlandmen did me damage to the amount of 100l. Scots, forby all they ate and drank—no, no, sir, I stand beyond challenge; but as for plaguing myself with county business, let them that aught the mare shoe the mare. The commissioners of supply would see my back broken before they would help me in the burgh’s work, and all the world kens the difference of the weight between public business in burgh and landward. What are their riots to me? have we not riots enough of our own?—But I must be getting ready, for the council meets this forenoon. I am blithe to see your father’s son on the causeway of our ancient burgh, Mr. Alan Fairford. Were you a twelve-month aulder, we would make a burgess of you, man. I hope you will come and dine with me before you go away. What think you of to-day at two o’clock—just a roasted chucky and a drappit egg?’

‘God forbid, Mr. Fairford! I've already done and endured enough during the Forty-five. I figure the Highlanders cost me about 100 pounds Scots, not to mention all the food and drink they consumed—no, no, sir, I'm beyond dispute on that; but as for getting involved in county matters, let those who own the mare take care of her. The supply commissioners would see me utterly overwhelmed before they would lend a hand with the town's work, and everyone knows the difference in the burden between public business in the town and the countryside. What do their riots matter to me? Don't we have enough chaos of our own?—But I need to get ready since the council meets this morning. I'm glad to see your father’s son on the street of our historic town, Mr. Alan Fairford. If you were a year older, we would make you a town member, my friend. I hope you can come and have dinner with me before you leave. How about today at two o'clock—just a roasted chicken and a poached egg?’

Alan Fairford resolved that his friend’s hospitality should not, as it seemed the inviter intended, put a stop to his queries. ‘I must delay you for a moment,’ he said, ‘Mr. Crosbie; this is a serious affair; a young gentleman of high hopes, my own dearest friend, is missing—you cannot think it will be passed over slightly, if a man of your high character and known zeal for the government do not make some active inquiry. Mr. Crosbie, you are my father’s friend, and I respect you as such—but to others it will have a bad appearance.’

Alan Fairford decided that his friend’s hospitality shouldn’t, as it seemed the host intended, stop him from asking questions. “I need to hold you up for a moment,” he said, “Mr. Crosbie; this is a serious matter; a young man with great potential, my closest friend, is missing—you can’t think we can just brush this off, especially if a man of your reputation and known commitment to the government doesn’t take some action. Mr. Crosbie, you’re my father’s friend, and I respect you for that—but to others, this would look bad.”

The withers of the provost were not unwrung; he paced the room in much tribulation, repeating, ‘But what can I do, Mr. Fairford? I warrant your friend casts up again—he will come back again, like the ill shilling—he is not the sort of gear that tynes—a hellicat boy, running through the country with a blind fiddler and playing the fiddle to a parcel of blackguards, who can tell where the like of him may have scampered to?’

The provost was clearly distressed; he walked around the room in great turmoil, saying, ‘But what can I do, Mr. Fairford? I bet your friend shows up again—he’ll come back, like a bad penny—he isn’t the type to just disappear—an unruly kid, running around the country with a blind fiddler, playing music to a bunch of troublemakers. Who knows where someone like him has run off to?’

‘There are persons apprehended, and in the jail of the town, as I understand from the sheriff-substitute,’ said Mr. Fairford; ‘you must call them before you, and inquire what they know of this young gentleman.’

‘There are people arrested and in the town jail, as I understand from the acting sheriff,’ said Mr. Fairford; ‘you need to bring them in and ask what they know about this young man.’

‘Aye, aye—the sheriff-depute did commit some poor creatures, I believe—wretched ignorant fishermen bodies, that had been quarrelling with Quaker Geddes and his stake-nets, whilk, under favour of your gown be it spoken, Mr. Fairford, are not over and above lawful, and the town clerk thinks that they may be lawfully removed VIA FACTI—but that is by the by. But, sir, the creatures were a’ dismissed for want of evidence; the Quaker would not swear to them, and what could the sheriff and me do but just let them loose? Come awa, cheer up, Master Alan, and take a walk till dinner-time—I must really go to the council.’

‘Yes, yes—the sheriff's deputy did detain some unfortunate souls, I think—poor, ignorant fishermen who had been arguing with Quaker Geddes and his nets, which, if I'm being honest, Mr. Fairford, aren’t exactly legal, and the town clerk believes they could be legally removed VIA FACTI—but that’s beside the point. But, sir, all of them were released due to lack of evidence; the Quaker wouldn’t testify against them, and what could the sheriff and I do but let them go? Come on, cheer up, Master Alan, and take a walk until dinner—I really need to head to the council.’

‘Stop a moment, provost,’ said Alan; ‘I lodge a complaint before you as a magistrate, and you will find it serious to slight it over. You must have these men apprehended again.’

‘Hold on a minute, provost,’ said Alan; ‘I have a serious complaint to bring to you as a magistrate, and it wouldn’t be wise to ignore it. You need to have these men apprehended again.’

‘Aye, aye—easy said; but catch them that can,’ answered the provost; ‘they are ower the march by this time, or by the point of Cairn.—Lord help ye! they are a kind of amphibious deevils, neither land nor water beasts neither English nor Scots—neither county nor stewartry, as we say—they are dispersed like so much quicksilver. You may as well try to whistle a sealgh out of the Solway, as to get hold of one of them till all the fray is over.’

‘Yeah, yeah—easy to say; but good luck catching them,’ replied the provost; ‘they're probably over the border by now, or at the point of Cairn.—God help you! They’re like some sort of amphibious devils, not quite land or water creatures, neither English nor Scottish—neither county nor stewartry, as we say—they’ve scattered like mercury. You might as well try to whistle a seal out of the Solway as to catch one of them until the whole mess is over.’

‘Mr. Crosbie, this will not do,’ answered the young counsellor; ‘there is a person of more importance than such wretches as you describe concerned in this unhappy business—I must name to you a certain Mr. Herries.’

‘Mr. Crosbie, this isn’t acceptable,’ replied the young lawyer; ‘there’s someone far more significant than the worthless individuals you mentioned involved in this unfortunate situation—I need to tell you about a certain Mr. Herries.’

He kept his eye on the provost as he uttered the name, which he did rather at a venture, and from the connexion which that gentleman, and his real or supposed niece, seemed to have with the fate of Darsie Latimer, than from any distinct cause of suspicion which he entertained. He thought the provost seemed embarrassed, though he showed much desire to assume an appearance of indifference, in which he partly succeeded.

He watched the provost as he mentioned the name, doing so almost on a whim, based more on the connection that man and his real or supposed niece seemed to have with Darsie Latimer's fate than any specific reason for suspicion he had. He felt that the provost appeared flustered, even though he tried hard to look indifferent, a goal he partially achieved.

‘Herries!’ he said—‘What Herries?—There are many of that name—not so many as formerly, for the old stocks are wearing out; but there is Herries of Heathgill, and Herries of Auchintulloch, and Herries’—

‘Herries!’ he said—‘Which Herries?—There are a lot with that name—not as many as before, since the old ones are fading away; but there’s Herries of Heathgill, and Herries of Auchintulloch, and Herries’—

‘To save you further trouble, this person’s designation is Herries of Birrenswork.’

‘To save you more trouble, this person's name is Herries of Birrenswork.’

‘Of Birrenswork?’ said Mr. Crosbie; ‘I have you now, Mr. Alan. Could you not as well have said, the Laird of Redgauntlet?’

‘Of Birrenswork?’ said Mr. Crosbie; ‘I’ve got you now, Mr. Alan. Couldn’t you have just said, the Laird of Redgauntlet?’

Fairford was too wary to testify any surprise at this identification of names, however unexpected. ‘I thought,’ said he, ‘he was more generally known by the name of Herries. I have seen and been in company with him under that name, I am sure.’

Fairford was too cautious to show any surprise at this identification of names, even if it was unexpected. “I thought,” he said, “he was more commonly known as Herries. I have seen and hung out with him under that name, for sure.”

‘Oh aye; in Edinburgh, belike. You know Redgauntlet was unfortunate a great while ago, and though he was maybe not deeper in the mire than other folk, yet, for some reason or other, he did not get so easily out.’

‘Oh yeah; probably in Edinburgh. You know Redgauntlet had some bad luck a long time ago, and even though he might not have been in a worse situation than other people, for some reason, he just couldn't get out as easily.’

‘He was attainted, I understand; and has no remission,’ said Fairford.

‘He was declared guilty, I hear; and has no mercy,’ said Fairford.

The cautious provost only nodded, and said, ‘You may guess, therefore, why it is so convenient he should hold his mother’s name, which is also partly his own, when he is about Edinburgh. To bear his proper name might be accounted a kind of flying in the face of government, ye understand. But he has been long connived at—the story is an old story—and the gentleman has many excellent qualities, and is of a very ancient and honourable house—has cousins among the great folk—counts kin with the advocate and with the sheriff—hawks, you know, Mr. Alan, will not pike out hawks’ een—he is widely connected—my wife is a fourth cousin of Redgauntlet’s.’

The cautious provost just nodded and said, “You can probably guess why it’s so handy for him to use his mother’s name, which is also partly his own, when he's in Edinburgh. Using his real name could be seen as a defiance of the government, you see. But he's been tolerated for a long time—the story’s an old one—and the gentleman has many admirable qualities and comes from a very old and respected family. He has relatives among the prominent people—counts connections with the advocate and the sheriff—hawks, you know, Mr. Alan, won’t attack their own kind—he’s well connected—my wife is a fourth cousin of Redgauntlet’s.”

HINC ILLAE LACHRYMAE! thought Alan Fairford to himself; but the hint presently determined him to proceed by soft means and with caution. ‘I beg you to understand,’ said Fairford, ‘that in the investigation I am about to make, I design no harm to Mr. Herries, or Redgauntlet—call him what you will. All I wish is, to ascertain the safety of my friend. I know that he was rather foolish in once going upon a mere frolic, in disguise, to the neighbourhood of this same gentleman’s house. In his circumstances, Mr. Redgauntlet may have misinterpreted the motives, and considered Darsie Latimer as a spy. His influence, I believe, is great among the disorderly people you spoke of but now?’

HINC ILLAE LACHRYMAE! Alan Fairford thought to himself; but the thought quickly led him to decide to approach things gently and carefully. “I want you to understand,” Fairford said, “that in the investigation I’m about to undertake, I mean no harm to Mr. Herries or Redgauntlet—call him whatever you like. All I want to do is find out if my friend is safe. I know he was a bit reckless when he once decided to sneak off in disguise to this gentleman’s neighborhood for just some fun. Given the situation, Mr. Redgauntlet might have misunderstood his intentions and seen Darsie Latimer as a spy. I believe he has a significant influence over the unruly people you just mentioned, right?”

The provost answered with another sagacious shake of his head, that would have done honour to Lord Burleigh in the CRITIC.

The provost responded with another wise shake of his head that would have done justice to Lord Burleigh in the CRITIC.

‘Well, then,’ continued Fairford,’ is it not possible that, in the mistaken belief that Mr. Latimer was a spy, he may, upon such suspicion, have caused him to be carried off and confined somewhere? Such things are done at elections, and on occasions less pressing than when men think their lives are in danger from an informer.’

‘Well, then,’ Fairford continued, ‘is it possible that, thinking Mr. Latimer was a spy, he might have had him taken away and locked up somewhere? These things happen during elections and even in situations less urgent than when people believe their lives are at risk because of a snitch.’

‘Mr. Fairford,’ said the provost, very earnestly, ‘I scarce think such a mistake possible; or if, by any extraordinary chance, it should have taken place, Redgauntlet, whom I cannot but know well, being as I have said my wife’s first cousin (fourth cousin, I should say) is altogether incapable of doing anything harsh to the young gentleman—he might send him ower to Ailsay for a night or two, or maybe land him on the north coast of Ireland, or in Islay, or some of the Hebrides; but depend upon it, he is incapable of harming a hair of his head.’

‘Mr. Fairford,’ the provost said earnestly, ‘I can hardly believe such a mistake is possible; or if, by some extraordinary chance, it has happened, Redgauntlet, who I know well, being my wife’s first cousin (or rather fourth cousin), is completely incapable of doing anything harsh to the young gentleman—he might send him over to Ailsay for a night or two, or maybe drop him off on the north coast of Ireland, or in Islay, or one of the Hebrides; but I assure you, he wouldn’t harm a hair on his head.’

‘I am determined not to trust to that, provost,’ answered Fairford firmly; ‘and I am a good deal surprised at your way of talking so lightly of such an aggression on the liberty of the subject. You are to consider, and Mr. Herries or Mr. Redgauntlet’s friends would do very well also to consider, how it would sound in the ears of an English Secretary of State, that an attainted traitor (for such is this gentleman) has not only ventured to take up his abode in this realm—against the king of which he has been in arms—but is suspected of having proceeded, by open force and violence, against the person of one of the lieges, a young man who is neither without friends nor property to secure his being righted.’

‘I’m determined not to rely on that, provost,’ Fairford replied firmly; ‘and I’m quite surprised by your casual attitude towards such a violation of individual freedom. You should think about how it would sound to an English Secretary of State that an attainted traitor—because that’s what this gentleman is—not only has the audacity to live in this country—where he has previously taken up arms against the king—but is also suspected of using open force and violence against one of the citizens, a young man who has both friends and resources to ensure he gets justice.’

The provost looked at the young counsellor with a face in which distrust, alarm, and vexation seemed mingled. ‘A fashious job,’ he said at last, ‘a fashious job; and it will be dangerous meddling with it. I should like ill to see your father’s son turn informer against an unfortunate gentleman.’

The provost stared at the young counselor with a mix of distrust, concern, and irritation on his face. ‘A tricky situation,’ he finally said, ‘a tricky situation; and it'll be dangerous to get involved. I wouldn’t want to see your father’s son turn informer against an unfortunate man.’

‘Neither do I mean it,’ answered Alan, ‘provided that unfortunate gentleman and his friends give me a quiet opportunity of securing my friend’s safety. If I could speak with Mr. Redgauntlet, and hear his own explanation, I should probably be satisfied. If I am forced, to denounce him to government, it will be in his new capacity of a kidnapper. I may not be able, nor is it my business, to prevent his being recognized in his former character of an attainted person, excepted from the general pardon.’

“Neither do I,” Alan replied, “as long as that unfortunate guy and his friends give me a chance to ensure my friend’s safety. If I could talk to Mr. Redgauntlet and hear his side of the story, I’d probably be satisfied. If I have to report him to the government, it will be in his new role as a kidnapper. I may not be able to, nor is it my responsibility, to stop him from being recognized in his previous status as a person who’s been outlawed and excluded from the general pardon.”

‘Master Fairford,’ said the provost, ‘would ye ruin the poor innocent gentleman on an idle suspicion?’

‘Master Fairford,’ said the provost, ‘are you really going to ruin this poor innocent guy based on a silly suspicion?’

‘Say no more of it, Mr. Crosbie; my line of conduct is determined—unless that suspicion is removed.’

‘Don’t say anything more about it, Mr. Crosbie; my course of action is set—unless that suspicion is cleared up.’

‘Weel, sir,’ said the provost, ‘since so it be, and since you say that you do not seek to harm Redgauntlet personally, I’ll ask a man to dine with us to-day that kens as much about his matters as most folk. You must think, Mr. Alan Fairford, though Redgauntlet be my wife’s near relative, and though, doubtless, I wish him weel, yet I am not the person who is like to be intrusted with his incomings and outgoings. I am not a man for that—I keep the kirk, and I abhor Popery—I have stood up for the House of Hanover, and for liberty and property—I carried arms, sir, against the Pretender, when three of the Highlandmen’s baggage-carts were stopped at Ecclefechan; and I had an especial loss of a hundred pounds’—

“Well, sir,” said the provost, “since that’s the case, and since you claim you don’t want to harm Redgauntlet personally, I’ll invite someone to dine with us today who knows as much about his situation as anyone else. You have to understand, Mr. Alan Fairford, even though Redgauntlet is my wife’s close relative and I certainly wish him well, I’m not the one who’s going to be trusted with his finances. That’s not me—I take care of the church, and I can’t stand Popery—I supported the House of Hanover, as well as liberty and property—I fought against the Pretender when three of the Highlander’s supply carts were stopped at Ecclefechan; and I suffered a notable loss of a hundred pounds.”

‘Scots,’ interrupted Fairford. ‘You forget you told me all this before.’

'Scots,' Fairford cut in. 'You forget you already told me all this.'

‘Scots or English, it was too much for me to lose,’ said the provost; so you see I am not a person to pack or peel with Jacobites, and such unfreemen as poor Redgauntlet.’

‘Scots or English, it was too much for me to lose,’ said the provost; so you see I am not someone to associate with Jacobites, and those unfree people like poor Redgauntlet.’

‘Granted, granted, Mr. Crosbie; and what then?’ said Alan Fairford.

‘Sure, sure, Mr. Crosbie; and what then?’ said Alan Fairford.

‘Why, then, it follows, that if I am to help you at this pinch, if cannot be by and through my ain personal knowledge, but through some fitting agent or third person.’

‘So, it follows that if I'm going to help you in this situation, it can't be through my own personal knowledge, but rather through a suitable agent or third party.’

‘Granted again,’ said Fairford. ‘And pray who may this third person be?’

“Okay then,” said Fairford. “And may I ask who this third person is?”

‘Wha but Pate Maxwell of Summertrees—him they call Pate-in-Peril.’

‘Who but Pate Maxwell of Summertrees—he's the one they call Pate-in-Peril.’

‘An old Forty-five man, of course?’ said Fairford.

‘An old Forty-five guy, of course?’ said Fairford.

‘Ye may swear that,’ replied the provost—‘as black a Jacobite as the auld leaven can make him; but a sonsy, merry companion, that none of us think it worth while to break wi’ for all his brags and his clavers. You would have thought, if he had had but his own way at Derby, he would have marched Charlie Stuart through between Wade and the Duke, as a thread goes through the needle’s ee, and seated him in Saint James’s before you could have said haud your hand. But though he is a windy body when he gets on his auld-warld stories, he has mair gumption in him than most people—knows business, Mr. Alan, being bred to the law; but never took the gown, because of the oaths, which kept more folk out then than they do now—the more’s the pity.’

"You can swear to that," replied the provost. "He's as much of a Jacobite as the old ones can make him; but he's a cheerful, fun-loving guy that none of us think is worth breaking ties with for all his bragging and chatter. You would have thought that if he had his way at Derby, he would have marched Charlie Stuart right through between Wade and the Duke, like threading a needle, and gotten him seated in St. James’s before you could even say 'hold on.' But even though he goes on and on about his old stories, he’s got more common sense than most people—he knows business, Mr. Alan, having been raised in the law; but he never took the degree because of the oaths, which kept more people out back then than they do now—the more’s the pity."

‘What! are you sorry, provost, that Jacobitism is upon the decline?’ said Fairford.

‘What! are you upset, provost, that Jacobitism is on the wane?’ said Fairford.

‘No, no,’ answered the provost—‘I am only sorry for folks losing the tenderness of conscience which they used to have. I have a son breeding to the bar, Mr. Fairford; and, no doubt, considering my services and sufferings, I might have looked for some bit postie to him; but if the muckle tykes come in—I mean a’ these Maxwells, and Johnstones, and great lairds, that the oaths used to keep out lang syne—the bits o’ messan doggies, like my son, and maybe like your father’s son, Mr. Alan, will be sair put to the wall.’

‘No, no,’ the provost replied, ‘I just feel sorry for people losing the kindness and integrity they used to have. I have a son studying to be a lawyer, Mr. Fairford; and, considering my contributions and struggles, I might have expected a small position to be available for him. But if the big shots come back—I mean all these Maxwells, and Johnstones, and wealthy landowners, whom the oaths used to keep out long ago—then the little guys, like my son, and maybe like your father’s son, Mr. Alan, will really be up against it.’

‘But to return to the subject, Mr. Crosbie,’ said Fairford, ‘do you really think it likely that this Mr. Maxwell will be of service in this matter?’

‘But to get back to the topic, Mr. Crosbie,’ said Fairford, ‘do you genuinely believe that this Mr. Maxwell will be helpful in this situation?’

‘It’s very like he may be, for he is the tongue of the trump to the whole squad of them,’ said the provost; ‘and Redgauntlet, though he will not stick at times to call him a fool, takes more of his counsel than any man’s else that I am aware of. If Fate can bring him to a communing, the business is done. He’s a sharp chield, Pate-in-Peril.’

“It’s very likely he might be, since he’s the spokesperson for the whole group,” said the provost; “and Redgauntlet, although he sometimes calls him a fool, takes more of his advice than anyone else I know. If Fate manages to get him to talk, then the deal is done. He’s a clever guy, Pate-in-Peril.”

‘Pate-in-Peril!’ repeated Alan; ‘a very singular name.’

‘Pate-in-Peril!’ Alan said again; ‘that’s a really unusual name.’

‘Aye, and it was in as queer a way he got it; but I’ll say naething about that,’ said the provost, ‘for fear of forestalling his market; for ye are sure to hear it once at least, however oftener, before the punch-bowl gives place to the teapot.—And now, fare ye weel; for there is the council-bell clinking in earnest; and if I am not there before it jows in, Bailie Laurie will be trying some of his manoeuvres.’

“Aye, and he got it in a pretty strange way; but I won’t say anything about that,” said the provost, “for fear of spoiling the story; you’re bound to hear it at least once, maybe more, before the punch bowl gives way to the teapot. —And now, take care; the council bell is ringing for real, and if I’m not there before it stops, Bailie Laurie will be trying out some of his tricks.”

The provost, repeating his expectation of seeing Mr. Fairford at two o’clock, at length effected his escape from the young counsellor, and left him at a considerable loss how to proceed. The sheriff, it seems, had returned to Edinburgh, and he feared to find the visible repugnance of the provost to interfere with this Laird of Birrenswork, or Redgauntlet, much stronger amongst the country gentlemen, many of whom were Catholics as well as Jacobites, and most others unwilling to quarrel with kinsmen and friends, by prosecuting with severity political offences which had almost run a prescription.

The provost, reiterating his expectation to see Mr. Fairford at two o’clock, finally managed to break away from the young counselor, leaving him unsure about how to proceed. It turned out the sheriff had gone back to Edinburgh, and he was worried about the clear reluctance of the provost to get involved with this Laird of Birrenswork, or Redgauntlet, which seemed to be even stronger among the local gentlemen. Many of them were both Catholics and Jacobites, and most were hesitant to create conflict with relatives and friends by harshly prosecuting political offenses that were nearly forgotten.

To collect all the information in his power, and not to have recourse to the higher authorities until he could give all the light of which the case was capable, seemed the wiser proceeding in a choice of difficulties. He had some conversation with the procurator-fiscal, who, as well as the provost, was an old correspondent of his father. Alan expressed to that officer a purpose of visiting Brokenburn, but was assured by him, that it would be a step attended with much danger to his own person, and altogether fruitless; that the individuals who had been ringleaders in the riot were long since safely sheltered in their various lurking-holes in the Isle of Man, Cumberland, and elsewhere; and that those who might remain would undoubtedly commit violence on any who visited their settlement with the purpose of inquiring into the late disturbances.

To gather all the information he could and avoid involving higher authorities until he could shed as much light on the case as possible seemed like the smartest approach in a tough situation. He had a discussion with the procurator-fiscal, who, like the provost, was an old friend of his father's. Alan mentioned he planned to visit Brokenburn, but the procurator warned him that it would be very dangerous for him and ultimately pointless. The leaders of the riot had long since found refuge in various hiding places in the Isle of Man, Cumberland, and other locations, and those still around would likely resort to violence against anyone who came to investigate the recent disturbances.

There were not the same objections to his hastening to Mount Sharon, where he expected to find the latest news of his friend; and there was time enough to do so, before the hour appointed for the provost’s dinner. Upon the road, he congratulated himself on having obtained one point of almost certain information. The person who had in a manner forced himself upon his father’s hospitality, and had appeared desirous to induce Darsie Latimer to visit England, against whom, too, a sort of warning had been received from an individual connected with and residing in his own family, proved to be a promoter of the disturbance in which Darsie had disappeared.

There weren't the same objections to him rushing to Mount Sharon, where he expected to get the latest news about his friend; and he had enough time to do so before the scheduled dinner with the provost. On the way, he congratulated himself on having gained a piece of nearly certain information. The person who had sort of imposed himself on his father's hospitality and seemed eager to get Darsie Latimer to visit England—against whom a kind of warning had come from someone connected to and living in his own family—turned out to be involved in the disturbance that led to Darsie's disappearance.

What could be the cause of such an attempt on the liberty of an inoffensive and amiable man? It was impossible it could be merely owing to Redgauntlet’s mistaking Darsie for a spy; for though that was the solution which Fairford had offered to the provost, he well knew that, in point of fact, he himself had been warned by his singular visitor of some danger to which his friend was exposed, before such suspicion could have been entertained; and the injunctions received by Latimer from his guardian, or him who acted as such, Mr. Griffiths of London, pointed to the same thing. He was rather glad, however, that he had not let Provost Crosbie into his secret further than was absolutely necessary; since it was plain that the connexion of his wife with the suspected party was likely to affect his impartiality as a magistrate.

What could be the reason behind such an attack on the freedom of a harmless and friendly man? It couldn't just be because Redgauntlet mistook Darsie for a spy; although that was the explanation Fairford gave to the provost, he knew very well that, in reality, he had been warned by his unusual visitor about some danger his friend was in, well before any suspicion could arise. The instructions Latimer received from his guardian, or the person acting as one, Mr. Griffiths from London, pointed to the same issue. He was somewhat relieved that he hadn't shared more of his secret with Provost Crosbie than was absolutely necessary; it was clear that his wife's connection to the suspected group was likely to cloud his judgment as a magistrate.

When Alan Fairford arrived at Mount Sharon, Rachel Geddes hastened to meet him, almost before the servant could open the door. She drew back in disappointment when she beheld a stranger, and said, to excuse her precipitation, that ‘she had thought it was her brother Joshua returned from Cumberland.’

When Alan Fairford arrived at Mount Sharon, Rachel Geddes quickly went to greet him, almost before the servant could open the door. She pulled back in disappointment when she saw a stranger and said, to explain her rush, that “she thought it was her brother Joshua back from Cumberland.”

‘Mr. Geddes is then absent from home?’ said Fairford, much disappointed in his turn.

'So, Mr. Geddes isn't home?' Fairford said, feeling quite let down by how things turned out.

‘He hath been gone since yesterday, friend,’ answered Rachel, once more composed to the quietude which characterizes her sect, but her pale cheek and red eye giving contradiction to her assumed equanimity.

‘He has been gone since yesterday, friend,’ answered Rachel, once again composed in the calmness that defines her community, but her pale cheek and red eye contradicting her feigned calm.

‘I am,’ said Fairford, hastily, ‘the particular friend of a young man not unknown to you, Miss Geddes—the friend of Darsie Latimer—and am come hither in the utmost anxiety, having understood from Provost Crosbie, that he had disappeared in the night when a destructive attack was made upon the fishing-station of Mr. Geddes.’

‘I am,’ said Fairford quickly, ‘the close friend of a young man you might know, Miss Geddes—the friend of Darsie Latimer—and I’ve come here extremely worried, having learned from Provost Crosbie that he vanished during the night when a harmful attack occurred on Mr. Geddes’ fishing station.’

‘Thou dost afflict me, friend, by thy inquiries,’ said Rachel, more affected than before; ‘for although the youth was like those of the worldly generation, wise in his own conceit, and lightly to be moved by the breath of vanity, yet Joshua loved him, and his heart clave to him as if he had been his own son. And when he himself escaped from the sons of Belial, which was not until they had tired themselves with reviling, and with idle reproach, and the jests of the scoffer, Joshua, my brother, returned to them once and again, to give ransom for the youth called Darsie Latimer, with offers of money and with promise of remission, but they would not hearken to him. Also, he went before the head judge, whom men call the sheriff, and would have told him of the youth’s peril; but he would in no way hearken to him unless he would swear unto the truth of his words, which thing he might not do without sin, seeing it is written, Swear not at all—also, that our conversation shall be yea or nay. Therefore, Joshua returned to me disconsolate, and said, “Sister Rachel, this youth hath run into peril for my sake; assuredly I shall not be guiltless if a hair of his head be harmed, seeing I have sinned in permitting him to go with me to the fishing station when such evil was to be feared. Therefore, I will take my horse, even Solomon, and ride swiftly into Cumberland, and I will make myself friends with Mammon of Unrighteousness, among the magistrates of the Gentiles, and among their mighty men; and it shall come to pass that Darsie Latimer shall be delivered, even if it were at the expense of half my substance.” And I said, “Nay, my brother, go not, for they will but scoff at and revile thee; but hire with thy silver one of the scribes, who are eager as hunters in pursuing their prey, and he shall free Darsie Latimer from the men of violence by his cunning, and thy soul shall be guiltless of evil towards the lad.” But he answered and said, “I will not be controlled in this matter.” And he is gone forth and hath not returned, and I fear me that he may never return; for though he be peaceful, as becometh one who holds all violence as offence against his own soul, yet neither the floods of water, nor the fear of the snare, nor the drawn sword of the adversary brandished in the path, will overcome his purpose. Wherefore the Solway may swallow him up, or the sword of the enemy may devour him—nevertheless, my hope is better in Him who directeth all things, and ruleth over the waves of the sea, and overruleth the devices of the wicked, and who can redeem us even as a bird from the fowler’s net.’

‘You’re bothering me, friend, with your questions,’ Rachel said, more upset than before; ‘because even though the young man was like those in today’s world, proud of his own wisdom and easily swayed by fleeting vanity, Joshua loved him and his heart was bound to him as if he were his own son. And when he finally escaped from the sons of Belial, after they had exhausted themselves with insults, idle reproaches, and scoffing jokes, Joshua, my brother, went back to them time and time again to ransom the youth named Darsie Latimer, offering money and promises of forgiveness, but they wouldn’t listen to him. He also stood before the head judge, whom people call the sheriff, wanting to tell him about the young man’s danger; but he wouldn’t listen to him unless he swore to tell the truth, which he couldn’t do without sin, since it is written, Swear not at all—and our words should simply be yes or no. So, Joshua returned to me heartbroken and said, “Sister Rachel, this young man has put himself in danger for my sake; I won’t be innocent if a single hair on his head is harmed, especially since I was wrong to let him come with me to the fishing spot when such danger was possible. Therefore, I will take my horse, Solomon, and ride quickly into Cumberland. I’ll make friends with the corrupt among the Gentile magistrates and their powerful men; and Darsie Latimer will be freed, even if it costs me half my wealth.” And I said, “No, my brother, don’t go, because they’ll just mock and insult you; instead, hire one of the scribes with your money, who are as eager as hunters pursuing their prey, and he will cleverly free Darsie Latimer from those violent men, and your conscience will be clear towards the boy.” But he replied, “I will not be swayed in this.” And he has gone and hasn’t returned, and I fear he may never come back; for although he is peaceful, as someone who sees all violence as an offense against his own soul, neither the floods of water, nor the fear of traps, nor the enemy’s drawn sword will sway his determination. So the Solway may swallow him up, or the enemy’s sword may consume him—nevertheless, my hope is in Him who directs all things, who rules over the sea’s waves and thwart the plans of the wicked, and who can redeem us even as a bird escapes from the hunter’s net.’

This was all that Fairford could learn from Miss Geddes; but he heard with pleasure that the good Quaker, her brother, had many friends among those of his own profession in Cumberland, and without exposing himself to so much danger as his sister seemed to apprehend, he trusted he might be able to discover some traces of Darsie Latimer. He himself rode back to Dumfries, having left with Miss Geddes his direction in that place, and an earnest request that she would forward thither whatever information she might obtain from her brother.

This was all Fairford could find out from Miss Geddes; but he was glad to hear that her brother, the good Quaker, had many friends in his field in Cumberland. Without putting himself in as much danger as his sister seemed to fear, he hoped he could find some clues about Darsie Latimer. He rode back to Dumfries, leaving Miss Geddes his address there and asking her to send him any information she could get from her brother.

On Fairford’s return to Dumfries, he employed the brief interval which remained before dinner-time, in writing an account of what had befallen Latimer and of the present uncertainty of his condition, to Mr. Samuel Griffiths, through whose hands the remittances for his friend’s service had been regularly made, desiring he would instantly acquaint him with such parts of his history as might direct him in the search which he was about to institute through the border counties, and which he pledged himself not; to give up until he had obtained news of his friend, alive or dead, The young lawyer’s mind felt easier when he had dispatched this letter. He could not conceive any reason why his friend’s life should be aimed at; he knew Darsie had done nothing by which his liberty could be legally affected; and although, even of late years, there had been singular histories of men, and women also, who had been trepanned, and concealed in solitudes and distant islands in order to serve some temporary purpose, such violences had been chiefly practised by the rich on the poor, and by the strong on the feeble; whereas, in the present case, this Mr. Herries, or Redgauntlet, being amenable, for more reasons than one, to the censure of the law, must be the weakest in any struggle in which it could be appealed to. It is true, that his friendly anxiety whispered that the very cause which rendered this oppressor less formidable, might make him more desperate. Still, recalling his language, so strikingly that of the gentleman, and even of the man of honour, Alan Fairford concluded, that though, in his feudal pride, Redgauntlet might venture on the deeds of violence exercised by the aristocracy in other times, he could not be capable of any action of deliberate atrocity. And in these convictions he went to dine with Provost Crosbie, with a heart more at ease than might have been expected. [See Note 7.]

On Fairford’s return to Dumfries, he used the short time he had before dinner to write a letter to Mr. Samuel Griffiths about what had happened to Latimer and the uncertainty of his condition. He asked Griffiths to tell him any details about Latimer’s situation that could help in the search he was about to start through the border counties. Fairford promised he wouldn’t stop until he got news about his friend, whether he was alive or dead. The young lawyer felt relieved once he sent the letter. He couldn’t think of any reason why anyone would target his friend’s life; he knew Darsie hadn’t done anything that could legally get him in trouble. Although there had been strange stories in recent years of people being abducted and hidden away for some purpose, those actions were mostly taken by the wealthy against the poor, and by the strong against the weak. In this situation, Mr. Herries, or Redgauntlet, was more vulnerable to legal consequences for various reasons and would likely be the weakest party in any conflict that involved the law. Still, Fairford's worry reminded him that the very fact that this oppressor seemed less dangerous could make him more desperate. However, remembering Redgauntlet's language, which was distinctly that of a gentleman and even a man of honor, Fairford concluded that despite his feudal pride, Redgauntlet wouldn’t commit any act of deliberate cruelty. With these thoughts in mind, he went to dinner with Provost Crosbie feeling more at ease than one might expect. [See Note 7.]





CHAPTER XI

NARRATIVE OF ALAN FAIRFORD, CONTINUED

Five minutes had elapsed after the town clock struck two, before Alan Fairford, who had made a small detour to put his letter into the post-house, reached the mansion of Mr. Provost Crosbie, and was at once greeted by the voice of that civic dignitary, and the rural dignitary his visitor, as by the voices of men impatient for their dinner.

Five minutes had passed after the town clock struck two when Alan Fairford, who had taken a slight detour to drop off his letter at the post office, arrived at Mr. Provost Crosbie's mansion. He was immediately greeted by the voices of the civic leader and the local official, both sounding like men eager for their dinner.

‘Come away, Mr. Fairford—the Edinburgh time is later than ours,’ said the provost.

‘Come away, Mr. Fairford—the time in Edinburgh is later than ours,’ said the provost.

And, ‘Come away, young gentleman,’ said the laird; ‘I remember your father weel at the Cross thirty years ago—I reckon you are as late in Edinburgh as at London, four o’clock hours—eh?’

And, ‘Come on, young man,’ said the laird; ‘I remember your father well at the Cross thirty years ago—I bet you’re as late in Edinburgh as you are in London, around four o’clock—right?’

‘Not quite so degenerate,’ replied Fairford; ‘but certainly many Edinburgh people are so ill-advised as to postpone their dinner till three, that they may have full time to answer their London correspondents.’

‘Not exactly that bad,’ Fairford replied; ‘but certainly many people in Edinburgh make the mistake of delaying their dinner until three, just so they have plenty of time to respond to their London correspondents.’

‘London correspondents!’ said Mr. Maxwell; ‘and pray what the devil have the people of Auld Reekie to do with London correspondents?’ [Not much in those days, for within my recollection the London post; was brought north in a small mail-cart; and men are yet as live who recollect when it came down with only one single letter for Edinburgh, addressed to the manager of the British Linen Company.]

‘London correspondents!’ said Mr. Maxwell; ‘and what do the people of Auld Reekie have to do with London correspondents?’ [Not much back then, because I remember when the London mail was delivered north in a small mail cart; and there are still people alive who remember when it arrived with just one letter for Edinburgh, addressed to the manager of the British Linen Company.]

‘The tradesmen must have their goods,’ said Fairford.

‘The tradespeople need to have their products,’ said Fairford.

‘Can they not buy our own Scottish manufactures, and pick their customers pockets in a more patriotic manner?’

‘Can’t they buy our own Scottish goods and rob their customers in a more patriotic way?’

‘Then the ladies must have fashions,’ said Fairford.

‘Then the ladies must have styles,’ said Fairford.

‘Can they not busk the plaid over their heads, as their mothers did? A tartan screen, and once a year a new cockernony from Paris, should serve a countess. But ye have not many of them left, I think—Mareschal, Airley, Winton, Vemyss, Balmerino, all passed and gone—aye, aye, the countesses and ladies of quality will scarce take up too much of your ball-room floor with their quality hoops nowadays.’

‘Can’t they just throw the plaid over their heads like their mothers used to? A tartan screen and a new fancy outfit from Paris once a year should be enough for a countess. But I don’t think there are many of them left—Mareschal, Airley, Winton, Vemyss, Balmerino, all passed away—yeah, yeah, the countesses and ladies of high status won’t take up much space on your ballroom floor with their fancy hoops these days.’

‘There is no want of crowding, however, sir,’ said Fairford; ‘they begin to talk of a new Assembly room.’

‘There’s definitely no shortage of people, though, sir,’ said Fairford; ‘they're starting to mention a new Assembly room.’

‘A new Assembly room!’ said the old Jacobite laird—‘Umph—I mind quartering three hundred men in the old Assembly room [I remember hearing this identical answer given by an old Highland gentleman of the Forty-Five, when he heard of the opening of the New Assembly Rooms in George Street.]—But come, come—I’ll ask no more questions—the answers all smell of new lords new lands, and do but spoil my appetite, which were a pity, since here comes Mrs. Crosbie to say our mutton’s ready.’

‘A new Assembly room!’ said the old Jacobite lord—‘Umph—I remember quartering three hundred men in the old Assembly room [I recall hearing this exact response from an old Highland gentleman from the Forty-Five when he found out about the opening of the New Assembly Rooms on George Street.]—But come on, I won’t ask any more questions—the answers all seem to be about new lords and new lands, and they just ruin my appetite, which would be a shame, since here comes Mrs. Crosbie to say our mutton’s ready.’

It was even so. Mrs. Crosbie had been absent, like Eve, ‘on hospitable cares intent,’ a duty which she did not conceive herself exempted from, either by the dignity of her husband’s rank in the municipality, or the splendour of her Brussels silk gown, or even by the more highly prized lustre of her birth; for she was born a Maxwell, and allied, as her husband often informed his friends, to several of the first families in the county. She had been handsome, and was still a portly, good-looking woman of her years; and though her peep into the kitchen had somewhat heightened her complexion, it was no more than a modest touch of rouge might have done.

It was true. Mrs. Crosbie had been missing, like Eve, “focused on hospitality,” a responsibility she didn’t think she could avoid, whether because of her husband’s important position in the community, her beautiful Brussels silk dress, or even the more valued prestige of her background; she was a Maxwell and was connected, as her husband often told his friends, to several of the top families in the county. She had been attractive and was still a well-built, good-looking woman for her age; and although her quick visit to the kitchen had slightly flushed her cheeks, it was just a hint of blush that could have been achieved with a modest amount of makeup.

The provost was certainly proud of his lady, nay, some said he was afraid of her; for of the females of the Redgauntlet family there went a rumour, that, ally where they would, there was a grey mare as surely in the stables of their husbands, as there is a white horse in Wouvermans’ pictures. The good dame, too, was supposed to have brought a spice of politics into Mr. Crosbie’s household along with her; and the provost’s enemies at the council-table of the burgh used to observe that he uttered there many a bold harangue against the Pretender, and in favour of King George and government, of which he dared not have pronounced a syllable in his own bedchamber; and that, in fact, his wife’s predominating influence had now and then occasioned his acting, or forbearing to act, in a manner very different from his general professions of zeal for Revolution principles. If this was in any respect true, it was certain, on the other hand, that Mrs. Crosbie, in all external points, seemed to acknowledge the ‘lawful sway and right supremacy’ of the head of the house, and if she did not in truth reverence her husband, she at least seemed to do so.

The provost was definitely proud of his wife, and some even said he was a bit intimidated by her. There was a rumor about the Redgauntlet women that no matter who they married, there was always an assertive woman in their husbands' lives, just like there’s always a white horse in Wouvermans’ paintings. People also believed that the good lady had brought some political influence into Mr. Crosbie’s home; his opponents at the council table in the town would often remark that he gave many bold speeches against the Pretender and in support of King George and the government—things he wouldn’t dare say in his own bedroom. In fact, his wife’s strong influence sometimes led him to act, or not act, in ways that were quite different from his usual claims of support for revolutionary ideals. If this was true at all, it was also clear that Mrs. Crosbie, in all outward appearances, acknowledged her husband’s authority, and even if she didn’t genuinely respect him, she certainly gave that impression.

This stately dame received Mr. Maxwell (a cousin of course) with cordiality, and Fairford with civility; answering at the same time with respect, to the magisterial complaints of the provost, that dinner was just coming up. ‘But since you changed poor Peter MacAlpin, that used to take care of the town-clock, my dear, it has never gone well a single day.’

This elegant lady welcomed Mr. Maxwell (who was, of course, a cousin) warmly, and treated Fairford politely; at the same time, she respectfully responded to the authoritative complaints of the provost, saying that dinner was almost ready. "But ever since you replaced poor Peter MacAlpin, who used to look after the town clock, my dear, it hasn’t worked properly a single day.”

‘Peter MacAlpin, my dear,’ said the provost,’ made himself too busy for a person in office, and drunk healths and so forth, which it became no man to drink or to pledge, far less one that is in point of office a servant of the public, I understand that he lost the music bells in Edinburgh, for playing “Ower the Water to Charlie,” upon the tenth of June. He is a black sheep, and deserves no encouragement.’

‘Peter MacAlpin, my dear,’ said the provost, ‘made himself way too busy for someone in his position, and toasted too many drinks, which no one should do, especially not someone who's supposed to serve the public. I heard he lost the music bells in Edinburgh for playing “Ower the Water to Charlie” on June 10th. He’s a black sheep and doesn’t deserve any support.’

‘Not a bad tune though, after all,’ said Summertrees; and, turning to the window, he half hummed, half whistled, the air in question, then sang the last verse aloud:

‘Not a bad tune, after all,’ said Summertrees; and, turning to the window, he half hummed, half whistled the tune, then sang the last verse out loud:

  ‘Oh I loe weel my Charlie’s name,
    Though some there be that abhor him;
   But oh to see the deil gang hame
    Wi’ a’ the Whigs before him!
   Over the water, and over the sea,
    And over the water to Charlie;
   Come weal, come woe, we’ll gather and go,
    And live or die with Charlie.’ 
  ‘Oh, I really love my Charlie’s name,  
    Though some people really hate him;  
   But oh, to see the devil go home  
    With all the Whigs behind him!  
   Over the water, and over the sea,  
    And over the water to Charlie;  
   Come good times or bad, we’ll gather and go,  
    And live or die with Charlie.’  

Mrs. Crosbie smiled furtively on the laird, wearing an aspect at the same time of deep submission; while the provost, not choosing to hear his visitor’s ditty, took a turn through the room, in unquestioned dignity and independence of authority.

Mrs. Crosbie smiled secretly at the laird, showing both deep submissiveness and a touch of mischief; meanwhile, the provost, not wanting to acknowledge his visitor’s song, walked around the room with unquestionable dignity and independence.

‘Aweel, aweel, my dear,’ said the lady, with a quiet smile of submission, ‘ye ken these matters best, and you will do your pleasure—they are far above my hand—only, I doubt if ever the town-clock will go right, or your meals be got up so regular as I should wish, till Peter MacAlpin gets his office back again. The body’s auld, and can neither work nor want, but he is the only hand to set a clock.’

‘Well, well, my dear,’ said the lady, with a gentle smile of acceptance, ‘you know these things better than I do, and you can do as you like—they're beyond my control. I just doubt that the town clock will ever keep proper time or that your meals will be served as regularly as I'd like until Peter MacAlpin gets his job back. The man is old and can’t do much anymore, but he's the only one who can fix a clock.’

It may be noticed in passing, that notwithstanding this prediction, which, probably, the fair Cassandra had the full means of accomplishing, it was not till the second council day thereafter that the misdemeanours of the Jacobite clock-keeper were passed over, and he was once more restored to his occupation of fixing the town’s time, and the provost’s dinner-hour.

It can be noted that despite this prediction, which the beautiful Cassandra likely had the ability to fulfill, it wasn't until the second council day afterward that the wrongdoings of the Jacobite clock-keeper were overlooked, and he was once again allowed to resume his job of setting the town's time and the provost's dinner hour.

Upon the present occasion the dinner passed pleasantly away. Summertrees talked and jested with the easy indifference of a man who holds himself superior to his company. He was indeed an important person, as was testified by his portly appearance; his hat laced with POINT D’ESPAGNE; his coat and waistcoat once richly embroidered, though now almost threadbare; the splendour of his solitaire, and laced ruffles, though the first was sorely creased, and the other sullied; not to forget the length of his silver-hilted rapier. His wit, or rather humour, bordered on the sarcastic, and intimated a discontented man; and although he showed no displeasure when the provost attempted a repartee, yet it seemed that he permitted it upon mere sufferance, as a fencing-master, engaged with a pupil, will sometimes permit the tyro to hit him, solely by way of encouragement. The laird’s own jests, in the meanwhile, were eminently successful, not only with the provost and his lady, but with the red-cheeked and red-ribboned servant-maid who waited at table, and who could scarce perform her duty with propriety, so effectual were the explosions of Summertrees. Alan Fairford alone was unmoved among all this mirth; which was the less wonderful, that, besides the important subject which occupied his thoughts, most of the laird’s good things consisted in sly allusions to little parochial or family incidents, with which the Edinburgh visitor was totally unacquainted: so that the laughter of the party sounded in his ear like the idle crackling of thorns under the pot, with this difference, that they did not accompany or second any such useful operation as the boiling thereof.

On this occasion, dinner went by quite pleasantly. Summertrees chatted and joked with the relaxed confidence of someone who feels superior to those around him. He was indeed a significant figure, as shown by his bulky figure; his hat decorated with POINT D’ESPAGNE; his coat and waistcoat, once richly embroidered, now nearly worn out; the shine of his solitaire, and lace ruffles, though the former was badly wrinkled and the latter dirty; not to mention the length of his silver-handled rapier. His wit, or more accurately his humor, leaned towards sarcasm and suggested he was a discontented man; while he didn’t show any annoyance when the provost tried to come back with a quip, it felt like he allowed it out of mere tolerance, like a fencing master who lets a student land a hit just to encourage them. Meanwhile, the laird’s own jokes were very successful, not just with the provost and his wife, but also with the rosy-cheeked, red-ribboned maid who served at the table, who could hardly do her job properly because of Summertrees’ impactful remarks. Alan Fairford was the only one not amused by all this laughter, which wasn’t too surprising, considering the weighty matter occupying his mind and the fact that most of the laird’s clever comments were sly references to local or family events that he, a visitor from Edinburgh, was completely unaware of. Thus, the party’s laughter sounded to him like the pointless crackling of thorns in a fire, with one difference: it didn’t accompany or enhance any useful task like boiling something.

Fairford was glad when the cloth was withdrawn; and when Provost Crosbie (not without some points of advice from his lady touching the precise mixture of the ingredients) had accomplished the compounding of a noble bowl of punch, at which the old Jacobite’s eyes seemed to glisten, the glasses were pushed round it, filled, and withdrawn each by its owner, when the provost emphatically named the toast, ‘The King,’ with an important look to Fairford, which seemed to say, You can have no doubt whom I mean, and therefore there is no occasion to particularize the individual.

Fairford was relieved when the cloth was taken away; and when Provost Crosbie (with a bit of advice from his wife about the exact mix of ingredients) had successfully made a fine bowl of punch, the old Jacobite's eyes seemed to sparkle. The glasses were passed around, filled, and taken back by each person. Then the provost confidently raised a toast, saying, "The King," giving Fairford a pointed look that seemed to say, You know exactly who I’m talking about, so there’s no need to specify.

Summertrees repeated the toast, with a sly wink to the lady, while Fairford drank his glass in silence.

Summertrees raised his glass again, giving a sly wink to the lady, while Fairford quietly drank his drink.

‘Well, young advocate,’ said the landed proprietor, ‘I am glad to see there is some shame, if there is little honesty, left in the Faculty. Some of your black gowns, nowadays, have as little of the one as of the other.’

‘Well, young lawyer,’ said the landowner, ‘I’m glad to see there’s some shame left, even if there’s not much honesty, in the field. Some of your colleagues in black robes these days show just as little of one as they do of the other.’

‘At least, sir,’ replied Mr. Fairford, ‘I am so much of a lawyer as not willingly to enter into disputes which I am not retained to support—it would be but throwing away both time and argument.’

‘At least, sir,’ replied Mr. Fairford, ‘I know enough about being a lawyer not to get involved in disputes that I’m not hired to handle—it would just be a waste of time and energy.’

‘Come, come,’ said the lady, ‘we will have no argument in this house about Whig or Tory—the provost kens what he maun SAY, and I ken what he should THINK; and for a’ that has come and gane yet, there may be a time coming when honest men may say what they think, whether they be provosts or not.’

‘Come on,’ said the lady, ‘we're not going to argue in this house about Whig or Tory—the provost knows what he has to SAY, and I know what he should THINK; and despite everything that has happened, there may come a time when honest people can say what they think, whether they're provosts or not.’

‘D’ye hear that, provost?’ said Summertrees; ‘your wife’s a witch, man; you should nail a horseshoe on your chamber door—Ha, ha, ha!’

‘Do you hear that, provost?’ said Summertrees; ‘your wife’s a witch, man; you should hang a horseshoe on your bedroom door—Ha, ha, ha!’

This sally did not take quite so well as former efforts of the laird’s wit. The lady drew up, and the provost said, half aside, ‘The sooth bourd is nae bourd. [The true joke is no joke.] You will find the horseshoe hissing hot, Summertrees.’

This attempt didn't go over as well as the laird's previous jokes. The lady paused, and the provost said quietly, 'The true joke is no joke. You’ll find the horseshoe hissing hot, Summertrees.'

‘You can speak from experience, doubtless, provost,’ answered the laird; ‘but I crave pardon—I need not tell Mrs. Crosbie that I have all respect for the auld and honourable House of Redgauntlet.’

‘You can speak from experience, for sure, provost,’ replied the laird; ‘but I apologize—I don’t need to tell Mrs. Crosbie that I have great respect for the old and honorable House of Redgauntlet.’

‘And good reason ye have, that are sae sib to them,’ quoth the lady, ‘and kend weel baith them that are here, and them that are gane.’

‘And you have good reason, being so close to them,’ said the lady, ‘since you know both those who are here and those who are gone.’

‘In troth, and ye may say sae, madam,’ answered the laird; ‘for poor Harry Redgauntlet, that suffered at Carlisle, was hand and glove with me; and yet we parted on short leave-taking.’

‘Honestly, and you can say that, ma'am,’ replied the laird; ‘for poor Harry Redgauntlet, who suffered at Carlisle, was very close with me; and yet we parted on short notice.’

‘Aye, Summertrees,’ said the provost; ‘that was when you played Cheat-the-woodie, and gat the by-name of Pate-in-Peril. I wish you would tell the story to my young friend here. He likes weel to hear of a sharp trick, as most lawyers do.’

‘Yeah, Summertrees,’ said the provost; ‘that was when you played Cheat-the-woodie and got the nickname Pate-in-Peril. I wish you would tell the story to my young friend here. He really enjoys hearing about clever tricks, just like most lawyers do.’

‘I wonder at your want of circumspection, provost,’ said the laird,—much after the manner of a singer when declining to sing the song that is quivering upon his tongue’s very end. ‘Ye should mind there are some auld stories that cannot be ripped up again with entire safety to all concerned. TACE is Latin for a candle,’

‘I’m surprised by your lack of caution, provost,’ said the laird,—a bit like a singer who refuses to perform the song that's just waiting on the tip of their tongue. ‘You should remember that some old stories can't be revisited without putting everyone at risk. TACE is Latin for a candle,’

‘I hope,’ said the lady, ‘you are not afraid of anything being said out of this house to your prejudice, Summertrees? I have heard the story before; but the oftener I hear it, the more wonderful I think it.’

"I hope," said the lady, "you're not worried about anything being said outside this house that could harm your reputation, Summertrees? I've heard the story before, but the more I hear it, the more amazing I find it."

‘Yes, madam; but it has been now a wonder of more than nine days, and it is time it should be ended,’ answered Maxwell.

‘Yes, ma'am; but this has been a wonder for more than nine days now, and it’s time it should come to an end,’ answered Maxwell.

Fairford now thought it civil to say, ‘that he had often heard of Mr. Maxwell’s wonderful escape, and that nothing could be more agreeable to him than to hear the right version of it.’

Fairford now thought it polite to say, ‘that he had often heard about Mr. Maxwell’s amazing escape, and that nothing would please him more than to hear the true story of it.’

But Summertrees was obdurate, and refused to take up the time of the company with such ‘auld-warld nonsense.’

But Summertrees was stubborn and refused to waste the company's time with such 'old-world nonsense.'

‘Weel, weel,’ said the provost, ‘a wilful man maun hae his way. What do your folk in the country think about the disturbances that are beginning to spunk out in the colonies?’

‘Well, well,’ said the provost, ‘a stubborn man must have his way. What do your people in the country think about the unrest that’s starting to flare up in the colonies?’

‘Excellent, sir, excellent. When things come to the worst; they will mend; and to the worst they are coming. But as to that nonsense ploy of mine, if ye insist on hearing the particulars,’—said the laird, who began to be sensible that the period of telling his story gracefully was gliding fast away.

‘Great, sir, great. When things hit rock bottom, they’ll get better; and we’re getting there. But about that ridiculous plan of mine, if you really want to hear the details,’—said the laird, who started to realize that the time for telling his story smoothly was slipping away quickly.

‘Nay,’ said the provost, ‘it was not for myself, but this young gentlemen.’

‘No,’ said the provost, ‘it wasn’t for me, but for this young man.’

‘Aweel, what for should I not pleasure the young gentlemen? I’ll just drink to honest folk at hame and abroad, and deil ane else. And then—but you have heard it before, Mrs. Crosbie?’

‘Well, why shouldn't I entertain the young gentlemen? I'll just toast to honest folks at home and abroad, and no one else. And then—but you've heard this before, Mrs. Crosbie?’

‘Not so often as to think it tiresome, I assure ye,’ said the lady; and without further preliminaries, the laird addressed Alan Fairford.

‘Not so often that it becomes annoying, I assure you,’ said the lady; and without any more small talk, the laird turned to Alan Fairford.

‘Ye have heard of a year they call the FORTY-FIVE, young gentleman; when the Southrons’ heads made their last acquaintance with Scottish claymores? There was a set of rampauging chields in the country then that they called rebels—I never could find out what for—Some men should have been wi’ them that never came, provost—Skye and the Bush aboon Traquair for that, ye ken.—Weel, the job was settled at last. Cloured crowns were plenty, and raxed necks came into fashion. I dinna mind very weel what I was doing, swaggering about the country with dirk and pistol at my belt for five or six months, or thereaway; but I had a weary waking out of a wild dream. When did I find myself on foot in a misty morning, with my hand, just for fear of going astray, linked into a handcuff, as they call it, with poor Harry Redgauntlet’s fastened into the other; and there we were, trudging along, with about a score more that had thrust their horns ower deep in the bog, just like ourselves, and a sergeant’s guard of redcoats, with twa file of dragoons, to keep all quiet, and give us heart to the road. Now, if this mode of travelling was not very pleasant, the object did not particularly recommend it; for, you understand, young man, that they did not trust these poor rebel bodies to be tried by juries of their ain kindly countrymen, though ane would have thought they would have found Whigs enough in Scotland to hang us all; but they behoved to trounce us away to be tried at Carlisle, where the folk had been so frightened, that had you brought a whole Highland clan at once into the court, they would have put their hands upon their een, and cried, “hang them a’,” just to be quit of them.’

‘You’ve heard of the year they call the FORTY-FIVE, young man; when the Southern heads made their last acquaintance with Scottish claymores? There was a bunch of rowdy guys in the country then that they called rebels—I never could figure out why—Some men should have been with them but never showed up, mayor—Skye and the Bush above Traquair for that, you know.—Well, the job was settled in the end. Clouted heads were everywhere, and stretched necks became the trend. I don’t really remember what I was doing, swaggering around the country with a dagger and pistol at my belt for five or six months, or something like that; but I had a rough awakening out of a wild dream. When did I find myself on foot one misty morning, with my hand, just in case I got lost, linked into a handcuff, with poor Harry Redgauntlet’s fastened into the other; and there we were, trudging along, with about twenty others who had gotten in way too deep in the muck, just like us, and a sergeant’s guard of redcoats, with two files of dragoons, to keep things calm and encourage us on our way. Now, if this way of traveling wasn’t very pleasant, the reason for it didn’t make it any better; because, you see, young man, they didn’t trust these poor rebel folks to be tried by juries of their own kind countrymen, even though one would have thought they would have found enough Whigs in Scotland to hang us all; but they had to haul us off to be tried at Carlisle, where the folks had been so scared, that if you had brought a whole Highland clan into the court at once, they would have covered their eyes and shouted, “hang them all,” just to be rid of them.’

‘Aye, aye,’ said the provost, ‘that was a snell law, I grant ye.’

‘Yeah, yeah,’ said the provost, ‘that was a sharp law, I admit.’

‘Snell!’ said the wife, ‘snell! I wish they that passed it had the jury I would recommend them to!’

‘Snell!’ said the wife, ‘snell! I wish those who passed it had the jury I would recommend!’

‘I suppose the young lawyer thinks it all very right,’ said Summertrees, looking at Fairford—‘an OLD lawyer might have thought otherwise. However, the cudgel was to be found to beat the dog, and they chose a heavy one. Well, I kept my spirits better than my companion, poor fellow; for I had the luck to have neither wife nor child to think about, and Harry Redgauntlet had both one and t’other.—You have seen Harry, Mrs. Crosbie?’

‘I guess the young lawyer thinks it's all very fair,’ said Summertrees, looking at Fairford—‘an OLD lawyer might have seen it differently. Anyway, there was a way to find a reason to criticize, and they picked a big one. Well, I managed to keep my spirits up better than my companion, poor guy; I was lucky enough not to have a wife or kids to worry about, while Harry Redgauntlet had both. —Have you met Harry, Mrs. Crosbie?’

‘In troth have I,’ said she, with the sigh which we give to early recollections, of which the object is no more. ‘He was not so tall as his brother, and a gentler lad every way. After he married the great English fortune, folk called him less of a Scottishman than Edward.’

‘In truth, I have,’ she said, with the sigh we give to early memories that no longer exist. ‘He wasn’t as tall as his brother, and he was a kinder boy in every way. After he married into that huge English fortune, people said he was less of a Scot than Edward.’

‘Folk lee’d, then,’ said Summertrees; ‘poor Harry was none of your bold-speaking, ranting reivers, that talk about what they did yesterday, or what they will do to-morrow; it was when something was to do at the moment that you should have looked at Harry Redgauntlet. I saw him at Culloden, when all was lost, doing more than twenty of these bleezing braggarts, till the very soldiers that took him cried not to hurt him—for all somebody’s orders, provost—for he was the bravest fellow of them all. Weel, as I went by the side of Harry, and felt him raise my hand up in the mist of the morning, as if he wished to wipe his eye—for he had not that freedom without my leave—my very heart was like to break for him, poor fellow. In the meanwhile, I had been trying and trying to make my hand as fine as a lady’s, to see if I could slip it out of my iron wristband. You may think,’ he said, laying his broad bony hand on the table, ‘I had work enough with such a shoulder-of-mutton fist; but if you observe, the shackle-bones are of the largest, and so they were obliged to keep the handcuff wide; at length I got my hand slipped out, and slipped in again; and poor Harry was sae deep in his ain thoughts, I could not make him sensible what I was doing.’

‘People spoke about it, then,’ said Summertrees; ‘poor Harry wasn’t one of those loud, brash guys who go on about what they did yesterday or what they plan to do tomorrow; it was in the moment of action that you should have looked at Harry Redgauntlet. I saw him at Culloden, when everything was lost, doing more than twenty of those flashy braggers, until the very soldiers that took him begged not to hurt him—for all someone’s orders, provost—for he was the bravest of them all. Well, as I walked alongside Harry, and felt him raise my hand in the morning mist, as if he wanted to wipe his eye—for he wouldn’t have that freedom without my permission—my heart nearly broke for him, poor guy. Meanwhile, I’d been trying really hard to make my hand as delicate as a lady’s, to see if I could slip it out of my iron wristband. You may think,’ he said, laying his broad, bony hand on the table, ‘that I had my work cut out for me with such a shoulder-of-mutton fist; but if you notice, the shackles are large, so they had to keep the handcuff wide; eventually, I managed to slip my hand out, and then back in again; and poor Harry was so lost in his own thoughts, I couldn’t make him aware of what I was doing.’

‘Why not?’ said Alan Fairford, for whom the tale began to have some interest.

‘Why not?’ said Alan Fairford, who was starting to find the story interesting.

‘Because there was an unchancy beast of a dragoon riding close beside us on the other side; and if I had let him into my confidence as well as Harry, it would not have been long before a pistol-ball slapped through my bonnet.—Well, I had little for it but to do the best I could for myself; and, by my conscience, it was time, when the gallows was staring me in the face. We were to halt for breakfast at Moffat. Well did I know the moors we were marching over, having hunted and hawked on every acre of ground in very different times. So I waited, you see, till I was on the edge of Errickstane-brae—Ye ken the place they call the Marquis’s Beef-stand, because the Annandale loons used to put their stolen cattle in there?’

'Because there was a sketchy dragoon riding right next to us on the other side; and if I had trusted him as much as I did Harry, it wouldn't be long before a bullet zipped through my hat. Well, I had no choice but to do my best for myself; and honestly, it was about time, considering the gallows were staring me in the face. We were supposed to stop for breakfast at Moffat. I knew the moors we were marching over well, having hunted and fished on every inch of land there during very different times. So I waited, you see, until I was on the edge of Errickstane-brae—You know the spot they call the Marquis’s Beef-stand, because the Annandale guys used to hide their stolen cattle there?'

Fairford intimated his ignorance,

Fairford implied he didn't know,

‘Ye must have seen it as ye came this way; it looks as if four hills were laying their heads together, to shut out daylight from the dark hollow space between them. A d—d deep, black, blackguard-looking abyss of a hole it is, and goes straight down from the roadside, as perpendicular as it can do, to be a heathery brae. At the bottom, there is a small bit of a brook, that you would think could hardly find, its way out from the hills that are so closely jammed round it.’

'You must have seen it as you came this way; it looks like four hills are laying their heads together to block out daylight from the dark hollow space between them. It's a really deep, dark, and grim-looking hole, going straight down from the roadside, as vertical as it can be to be a heathery slope. At the bottom, there's a little stream that you would think could hardly find its way out from the hills that are so tightly packed around it.'

‘A bad pass, indeed,’ said Alan.

‘That was a bad pass,’ said Alan.

‘You may say that,’ continued the laird. ‘Bad as it was, sir, it was my only chance; and though my very flesh creeped when I thought what a rumble I was going to get, yet I kept my heart up all the same. And so, just when we came on the edge of this Beef-stand of the Johnstones, I slipped out my hand from the handcuff, cried to Harry Gauntlet, ‘Follow me!’—whisked under the belly of the dragoon horse—flung my plaid round me with the speed of lightning—threw myself on my side, for there was no keeping my feet, and down the brae hurled I, over heather and fern, and blackberries, like a barrel down Chalmer’s Close, in Auld Reekie. G—, sir, I never could help laughing when I think how the scoundrel redcoats must have been bumbazed; for the mist being, as I said, thick, they had little notion, I take it, that they were on the verge of such a dilemma. I was half way down—for rowing is faster wark than rinning—ere they could get at their arms; and then it was flash, flash, flash—rap, rap, rap—from the edge of the road; but my head was too jumbled to think anything either of that or the hard knocks I got among the stones. I kept my senses thegither, whilk has been thought wonderful by all that ever saw the place; and I helped myself with my hands as gallantly as I could, and to the bottom I came. There I lay for half a moment; but the thoughts of a gallows is worth all the salts and scent-bottles in the world for bringing a man to himself. Up I sprang, like a four-year-auld colt. All the hills were spinning round with me, like so many great big humming-tops. But there was nae time to think of that neither; more especially as the mist had risen a little with the firing. I could see the villains, like sae mony craws on the edge of the brae; and I reckon that they saw me; for some of the loons were beginning to crawl down the hill, but liker auld wives in their red cloaks, coming frae a field preaching, than such a souple lad as I was. Accordingly, they soon began to stop and load their pieces. Good-e’en to you, gentlemen, thought I, if that is to be the gate of it. If you have any further word with me, you maun come as far as Carriefraw-gauns. And so off I set, and never buck went faster ower the braes than I did; and I never stopped till I had put three waters, reasonably deep, as the season was rainy, half a dozen mountains, and a few thousand acres of the worst moss and ling in Scotland, betwixt me and my friends the redcoats.’

‘You might say that,’ the laird continued. ‘As bad as it was, sir, it was my only shot; and even though my skin crawled at the thought of the trouble I was about to face, I kept my spirits up anyway. So, just when we reached the edge of this Beef-stand of the Johnstones, I slipped my hand out of the handcuff, shouted to Harry Gauntlet, ‘Follow me!’—darted under the belly of the dragoon's horse—wrapped my plaid around me in a flash—threw myself down because I couldn't stay on my feet, and I tumbled down the slope, over heather and ferns and blackberries, like a barrel rolling down Chalmer’s Close in Auld Reekie. Good grief, sir, I can’t help but laugh when I think about how confused those scoundrel redcoats must have been; with the mist being as thick as it was, they probably had no clue they were on the brink of such a mess. I was halfway down—because rolling is faster work than running—before they could grab their weapons; and then it was flash, flash, flash—bang, bang, bang—from the edge of the road; but my mind was too muddled to think about either that or the hard knocks I took on the stones. I managed to keep my wits about me, which everyone who’s seen the spot thinks is amazing; and I used my hands as best as I could, and I made it to the bottom. There I lay for just a moment; but the thought of a hanging is more effective than all the salts and scent-bottles in the world for snapping a man back to reality. I jumped up, like a four-year-old colt. All the hills were spinning around me, like big, giant humming tops. But there was no time to worry about that either; especially since the mist had lifted a bit with the firing. I could see the villains, like so many crows at the edge of the slope; and I figured they saw me too, because some of those fools were starting to crawl down the hill, looking more like old women in their red cloaks heading home from a field preaching than the supple lad I was. Soon enough, they began to stop and load their guns. Good evening to you, gentlemen, I thought, if that’s how it’s going to be. If you want to talk to me any longer, you’ll have to come all the way to Carriefraw-gauns. And off I went, and no one dashed faster over the hills than I did; I didn’t stop until I had crossed three reasonably deep rivers, since it was a rainy season, climbed half a dozen mountains, and put a few thousand acres of the worst moss and heather in Scotland between me and my friends the redcoats.’

‘It was that job which got you the name of Pate-in-Peril,’ said the provost, filling the glasses, and exclaiming with great emphasis, while his guest, much animated with the recollections which the exploit excited, looked round with an air of triumph for sympathy and applause,—‘Here is to your good health; and may you never put your neck in such a venture again.’ [The escape of a Jacobite gentleman while on the road to Carlisle to take his trial for his share in the affair of 1745, took place at Errickstane-brae, in the singular manner ascribed to the Laird of Summertrees in the text. The author has seen in his youth the gentleman to whom the adventure actually happened. The distance of time makes some indistinctness of recollection, but it is believed the real name was MacEwen or MacMillan.]

‘That job earned you the nickname Pate-in-Peril,’ said the provost, pouring the drinks and emphasizing his words while his guest, excited by the memories of the daring act, looked around for approval and applause. ‘Here’s to your health; may you never find yourself in a mess like that again.’ [The escape of a Jacobite gentleman on his way to Carlisle for his trial related to the events of 1745 happened at Errickstane-brae, in the unique manner attributed to the Laird of Summertrees in the text. The author remembers seeing the gentleman who experienced the adventure in his youth. While time has blurred some details, it is believed that his real name was MacEwen or MacMillan.]

‘Humph!—I do not know,’ answered Summertrees. ‘I am not like to be tempted with another opportunity—[An old gentleman of the author’s name was engaged in the affair of 1715, and with some difficulty was saved from the gallows by the intercession of the Duchess of Buccleugh and Monmouth. Her Grace, who maintained a good deal of authority over her clan, sent for the object of her intercession, and warning him of the risk which he had run, and the trouble she had taken on his account, wound up her lecture by intimating that in case of such disloyalty again, he was not to expect her interest in his favour. ‘An it please your Grace,’ said the stout old Tory, ‘I fear I am too old to see another opportunity.‘] Yet who knows?’ And then he made a deep pause.

‘Humph!—I don’t know,’ answered Summertrees. ‘I’m not likely to be tempted by another opportunity—[An old gentleman of the author’s name was involved in the events of 1715, and with some difficulty was saved from the gallows by the intervention of the Duchess of Buccleugh and Monmouth. Her Grace, who had significant authority over her clan, summoned the person she was advocating for, warned him about the risk he had taken, and the trouble she went through on his behalf. She concluded her lecture by indicating that if he ever showed such disloyalty again, he shouldn’t expect her support. ‘If it pleases your Grace,’ said the stout old Tory, ‘I’m afraid I’m too old to see another opportunity.‘] But who knows?’ And then he paused deeply.

‘May I ask what became of your friend, sir?’ said Alan Fairford.

“Can I ask what happened to your friend, sir?” Alan Fairford said.

‘Ah, poor Harry!’ said Summertrees. ‘I’ll tell you what, sir, it takes time to make up one’s mind to such a venture, as my friend the provost calls it; and I was told by Neil Maclean,—who was next file to us, but had the luck to escape the gallows by some sleight-of-hand trick or other,—that, upon my breaking off, poor Harry stood like one motionless, although all our brethren in captivity made as much tumult as they could, to distract the attention of the soldiers. And run he did at last; but he did not know the ground, and either from confusion, or because he judged the descent altogether perpendicular, he fled up the hill to the left, instead of going down at once, and so was easily pursued and taken. If he had followed my example, he would have found enough among the shepherds to hide him, and feed him, as they did me, on bearmeal scenes and braxy mutton, till better days came round again.’ [BRAXY MUTTON.—The flesh of sheep that has died of disease, not by the hand of the butcher. In pastoral countries it is used as food with little scruple.]

‘Ah, poor Harry!’ said Summertrees. ‘Let me tell you, sir, it takes time to decide on such a risky move, as my friend the provost calls it; and Neil Maclean—who was in the next group to us but managed to escape the gallows with some sleight-of-hand trick or another—told me that when I broke off, poor Harry stood there frozen, even though all our fellow captives created as much noise as they could to draw the soldiers’ attention. He eventually ran, but he didn’t know the area, and either out of confusion or thinking the drop was straight down, he ran up the hill to the left instead of going down right away, making it easy for them to catch him. If he had followed my lead, he would have found enough among the shepherds to hide him and feed him, like they did for me, with bearmeal scenes and braxy mutton until better days came along again.’ [BRAXY MUTTON.—The meat of sheep that has died of disease, rather than by the butcher's hand. In pastoral regions, it is eaten with little hesitation.]

‘He suffered then for his share in the insurrection?’ said Alan.

‘Did he suffer for his part in the uprising?’ asked Alan.

‘You may swear that,’ said Summertrees. ‘His blood was too red to be spared when that sort of paint was in request. He suffered, sir, as you call it—that is, he was murdered in cold blood, with many a pretty fellow besides. Well, we may have our day next—what is fristed is not forgiven—they think us all dead and buried—but’—Here he filled his glass, and muttering some indistinct denunciations, drank it off, and assumed his usual manner, which had been a little disturbed towards the end of the narrative.

‘You can say that,’ said Summertrees. ‘His blood was too red to be spared when they were looking for that kind of paint. He suffered, sir, as you call it—that is, he was murdered in cold blood, along with a bunch of other good guys. Well, we might get our chance next—what’s done isn’t forgotten—they think we’re all dead and gone—but’—Here he filled his glass, and muttering some jumbled curses, drank it down and put on his usual demeanor, which had been slightly shaken towards the end of the story.

‘What became of Mr. Redgauntlet’s child?’ said Fairford.

‘What happened to Mr. Redgauntlet’s child?’ asked Fairford.

MISTER Redgauntlet! He was Sir Henry Redgauntlet, as his son, if the child now lives, will be Sir Arthur—I called him Harry from intimacy, and Redgauntlet, as the chief of his name—His proper style was Sir Henry Redgauntlet.’

Mister Redgauntlet! He was Sir Henry Redgauntlet, and if his son is still alive, he will be Sir Arthur—I called him Harry out of familiarity, and Redgauntlet as the head of his family—His full title was Sir Henry Redgauntlet.

‘His son, therefore, is dead?’ said Alan Fairford. ‘It is a pity so brave a line should draw to a close.’

‘So, his son is dead?’ said Alan Fairford. ‘It’s a shame such a courageous line has to end.’

‘He has left a brother,’ said Summertrees, ‘Edward Hugh Redgauntlet, who has now the representation of the family. And well it is; for though he be unfortunate in many respects, he will keep up the honour of the house better than a boy bred up amongst these bitter Whigs, the relations of his elder brother Sir Henry’s lady. Then they are on no good terms with the Redgauntlet line—bitter Whigs they are in every sense. It was a runaway match betwixt Sir Henry and his lady. Poor thing, they would not allow her to see him when in confinement—they had even the meanness to leave him without pecuniary assistance; and as all his own property was seized upon and plundered, he would have wanted common necessaries, but for the attachment of a fellow who was a famous fiddler—a blind man—I have seen him with Sir Henry myself, both before the affair broke out and while it was going on. I have heard that he fiddled in the streets of Carlisle, and carried what money he got to his master, while he was confined in the castle.’

‘He has left a brother,’ said Summertrees, ‘Edward Hugh Redgauntlet, who now represents the family. And it’s a good thing; because even though he has his misfortunes, he will honor the family name better than a boy raised among those bitter Whigs, the relatives of his older brother Sir Henry’s wife. They’re not on good terms with the Redgauntlet line—bitter Whigs in every way. It was a secret marriage between Sir Henry and his wife. Poor thing, they wouldn’t let her see him while he was locked up—they even had the audacity to leave him without any financial support; and since all his own property was taken and looted, he would have lacked basic necessities, if not for the kindness of a guy who was a well-known fiddler—a blind man—I’ve seen him with Sir Henry myself, both before the situation escalated and while it was happening. I’ve heard that he played his fiddle in the streets of Carlisle and brought back whatever money he earned to his master while he was locked up in the castle.’

‘I do not believe a word of it,’ said Mrs. Crosbie, kindling with indignation. ‘A Redgauntlet would have died twenty times before he had touched a fiddler’s wages.’

‘I don’t believe a word of it,’ said Mrs. Crosbie, igniting with anger. ‘A Redgauntlet would have died twenty times before he’d accept a fiddler’s pay.’

‘Hout fye—hout fye—all nonsense and pride,’ said the Laird of Summertrees. ‘Scornful dogs will eat dirty puddings, cousin Crosbie—ye little ken what some of your friends were obliged to do yon time for a sowp of brose, or a bit of bannock. G—d, I carried a cutler’s wheel for several weeks, partly for need, and partly for disguise—there I went bizz—bizz—whizz—zizz, at every auld wife’s door; and if ever you want your shears sharpened, Mrs. Crosbie, I am the lad to do it for you, if my wheel was but in order.’

‘What nonsense and pride,’ said the Laird of Summertrees. ‘Arrogant people will eat disgusting food, cousin Crosbie—you have no idea what some of your friends had to do back then for a spoonful of broth or a piece of bread. God, I carried a knife sharpener for several weeks, partly out of necessity and partly for disguise—I went buzzing at every old woman's door; and if you ever need your scissors sharpened, Mrs. Crosbie, I’m the guy to do it for you, if my sharpener was just working properly.’

‘You, must ask my leave first,’ said the provost; ‘for I have been told you had some queer fashions of taking a kiss instead of a penny, if you liked your customer.’

‘You need to ask for my permission first,’ said the provost; ‘because I’ve heard you have some unusual ways of accepting a kiss instead of a penny, if you like your customer.’

‘Come, come, provost,’ said the lady; rising, ‘if the maut gets abune the meal with you, it is time for me to take myself away—And you will come to my room, gentlemen, when you want a cup of tea.’

‘Come on, provost,’ the lady said, getting up. ‘If the liquor is getting above the meal with you, it’s time for me to leave—And you gentlemen will come to my room when you want a cup of tea.’

Alan Fairford was not sorry for the lady’s departure. She seemed too much alive to the honour of the house of Redgauntlet, though only a fourth cousin, not to be alarmed by the inquiries which he proposed to make after the whereabout of its present head. Strange confused suspicions arose in his mind, from his imperfect recollection of the tale of Wandering Willie, and the idea forced itself upon him that his friend Darsie Latimer might be the son of the unfortunate Sir Henry. But before indulging in such speculations, the point was to discover what had actually become of him. If he were in the hands of his uncle, might there not exist some rivalry in fortune, or rank, which might induce so stern a man as Redgauntlet to use unfair measures towards a youth whom he would find himself unable to mould to his purpose? He considered these points in silence, during several revolutions of the glasses as they wheeled in galaxy round the bowl, waiting until the provost, agreeably to his own proposal, should mention the subject, for which he had expressly introduced him to Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees.

Alan Fairford wasn't sorry to see the lady go. She seemed way too aware of the honor of the Redgauntlet family, even though she was just a fourth cousin, to not be concerned about the questions he wanted to ask about the current head of the household. Confusing suspicions arose in his mind, stemming from his fuzzy memory of the story of Wandering Willie, and he couldn't help but think that his friend Darsie Latimer might be the son of the unfortunate Sir Henry. But before diving into such thoughts, the first step was to find out what actually happened to him. If he were with his uncle, could there be some rivalry in wealth or status that would lead a serious man like Redgauntlet to resort to unfair tactics against a young man he couldn't shape to his liking? He pondered these issues in silence as the glasses circled around the bowl, waiting for the provost, as he had suggested, to bring up the topic for which he had specifically introduced him to Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees.

Apparently the provost had forgot his promise, or at least was in no great haste to fulfil it. He debated with great earnestness upon the Stamp Act, which was then impending over the American colonies, and upon other political subjects of the day, but said not a word of Redgauntlet. Alan soon saw that the investigation he meditated must advance, if at all, on his own special motion, and determined to proceed accordingly.

Apparently, the provost had forgotten his promise or, at the very least, wasn’t in a rush to keep it. He seriously discussed the Stamp Act, which was about to affect the American colonies, along with other current political issues, but didn’t mention Redgauntlet at all. Alan quickly realized that the investigation he was planning would only move forward if he made it happen himself, so he decided to take action.

Acting upon this resolution, he took the first opportunity afforded by a pause in the discussion of colonial politics, to say, ‘I must remind you, Provost Crosbie, of your kind promise to procure some intelligence upon the subject I am so anxious about.’

Acting on this decision, he seized the first chance when there was a break in the discussion about colonial politics to say, ‘I need to remind you, Provost Crosbie, of your generous promise to gather some information on the topic I’m so concerned about.’

‘Gadso!’ said the provost, after a moment’s hesitation, ‘it is very true.—Mr. Maxwell, we wish to consult you on a piece of important business. You must know indeed I think you must have heard, that the fishermen at Brokenburn, and higher up the Solway, have made a raid upon Quaker Geddes’s stake-nets, and levelled all with the sands.’

‘Wow!’ said the provost, after a moment's hesitation, ‘it's very true.—Mr. Maxwell, we want to consult you on some important business. You must know—actually, I think you must have heard—that the fishermen at Brokenburn, and further up the Solway, have attacked Quaker Geddes’s stake-nets and destroyed everything.’

‘In troth I heard it, provost, and I was glad to hear the scoundrels had so much pluck left as to right themselves against a fashion which would make the upper heritors a sort of clocking-hens, to hatch the fish that folk below them were to catch and eat.’

‘Honestly, I heard it, provost, and I was glad to hear that the scoundrels still had enough courage to stand up against a trend that would turn the wealthy landowners into a bunch of hens, merely laying the groundwork for those below them to catch and consume the fish.’

‘Well, sir,’ said Alan, ‘that is not the present point. But a young friend of mine was with Mr. Geddes at the time this violent procedure took place, and he has not since been heard of. Now, our friend, the provost, thinks that you may be able to advise’—

‘Well, sir,’ said Alan, ‘that’s not the main issue right now. But a young friend of mine was with Mr. Geddes when this aggressive action happened, and he hasn’t been seen since. Our friend, the provost, believes you might have some advice to offer—’

Here he was interrupted by the provost and Summertrees speaking out both at once, the first endeavouring to disclaim all interest in the question, and the last to evade giving an answer.

Here, he was interrupted by the provost and Summertrees speaking at the same time, the first trying to distance himself from the issue, and the latter avoiding giving an answer.

‘Me think!’ said the provost; ‘I never thought twice about it, Mr. Fairford; it was neither fish, nor flesh, nor salt herring of mine.’

‘I think!’ said the provost; ‘I never gave it a second thought, Mr. Fairford; it was neither fish, nor meat, nor salt herring of mine.’

‘And I “able to advise”!’ said Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees; ‘what the devil can I advise you to do, excepting to send the bellman through the town to cry your lost sheep, as they do spaniel dogs or stray ponies?’

‘And I “able to advise”!’ said Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees; ‘what the heck can I advise you to do, except send the bellman through the town to announce your lost sheep, like they do with spaniel dogs or stray ponies?’

‘With your pardon,’ said Alan, calmly, but resolutely, ‘I must ask a more serious answer.’

‘If you don’t mind,’ Alan said, calmly but firmly, ‘I need a more serious answer.’

‘Why, Mr. Advocate,’ answered Summertrees, ‘I thought it was your business to give advice to the lieges, and not to take it from poor stupid country gentlemen.’

‘Why, Mr. Advocate,’ replied Summertrees, ‘I thought it was your job to advise the public, not to take advice from poor, foolish country gentlemen.’

‘If not exactly advice, it is sometimes our duty to ask questions, Mr. Maxwell.’

‘It may not be direct advice, but sometimes it’s our responsibility to ask questions, Mr. Maxwell.’

‘Aye, sir, when you have your bag-wig and your gown on, we must allow you the usual privilege of both gown and petticoat, to ask what questions you please. But when you are out of your canonicals, the case is altered. How come you, sir, to suppose that I have any business with this riotous proceeding, or should know more than you do what happened there? the question proceeds on an uncivil supposition.’

‘Yes, sir, when you’re wearing your wig and gown, we have to grant you the usual privilege of both gown and petticoat to ask whatever questions you like. But when you’re out of your official attire, the situation changes. Why do you think I have anything to do with this chaotic event or know more than you about what happened there? That question is based on an impolite assumption.’

‘I will explain,’ said Alan, determined to give Mr. Maxwell no opportunity of breaking off the conversation. ‘You are an intimate of Mr. Redgauntlet—he is accused of having been engaged in this affray, and of having placed under forcible restraint the person of my friend, Darsie Latimer, a young man of property and consequence, whose fate I am here for the express purpose of investigating. This is the plain state of the case; and all parties concerned,—your friend, in particular,—will have reason to be thankful for the temperate manner in which it is my purpose to conduct the matter, if I am treated with proportionate frankness.’

‘I’ll explain,’ Alan said, determined not to give Mr. Maxwell a chance to end the conversation. ‘You are close with Mr. Redgauntlet—he's accused of being involved in this incident and of having forcibly restrained my friend, Darsie Latimer, a young man of wealth and significance, whose well-being I am here to investigate. That’s the straightforward situation; and everyone involved—especially your friend—should be grateful for the calm approach I plan to take, as long as I’m treated with equal honesty.’

‘You have misunderstood me,’ said Maxwell, with a tone changed to more composure; ‘I told you I was the friend of the late Sir Henry Redgauntlet, who was executed, in 1745, at Hairibie, near Carlisle, but I know no one who at present bears the name of Redgauntlet.’

‘You’ve misunderstood me,’ said Maxwell, now speaking more calmly. ‘I told you I was a friend of the late Sir Henry Redgauntlet, who was executed in 1745 at Hairibie, near Carlisle, but I don’t know anyone currently with the name Redgauntlet.’

‘You know Mr. Herries of Birrenswork,’ said Alan, smiling, ‘to whom the name of Redgauntlet belongs?’

"You know Mr. Herries of Birrenswork," Alan said with a smile, "who has the name Redgauntlet, right?"

Maxwell darted a keen reproachful look towards the provost, but instantly smoothed his brow, and changed his tone to that of confidence and candour.

Maxwell shot a sharp, disapproving glance at the provost but quickly relaxed his expression and adjusted his tone to one of confidence and honesty.

‘You must not be angry, Mr. Fairford, that the poor persecuted nonjurors are a little upon the QUI VIVE when such clever young men as you are making inquiries after us. I myself now, though I am quite out of the scrape, and may cock my hat at the Cross as I best like, sunshine or moonshine, have been yet so much accustomed to walk with the lap of my cloak cast over my face, that, faith, if a redcoat walk suddenly up to me, I wish for my wheel and whetstone again for a moment. Now Redgauntlet, poor fellow, is far worse off—he is, you may have heard, still under the lash of the law,—the mark of the beast is still on his forehead, poor gentleman,—and that makes us cautious—very cautious, which I am sure there is no occasion to be towards you, as no one of your appearance and manners would wish to trepan a gentleman under misfortune.’

‘You shouldn't be angry, Mr. Fairford, that the poor persecuted nonjurors are a bit on edge with clever young men like you inquiring about us. Personally, even though I'm completely out of trouble now and can tip my hat at the Cross however I like, whether it’s sunny or moonlit, I’m still so used to walking with my cloak over my face that if a soldier suddenly approaches me, I momentarily wish I had my wheel and whetstone again. Now, Redgauntlet, poor guy, is in a worse situation—he's still facing legal trouble, as you may have heard—the mark of the beast is still on his forehead, poor gentleman—and that makes us cautious—very cautious, which I’m sure isn’t necessary with you, as no one with your demeanor would want to deceive a gentleman in misfortune.’

‘On the contrary, sir,’ said Fairford, ‘I wish to afford Mr. Redgauntlet’s friends an opportunity to get him out of the scrape, by procuring the instant liberation of my friend Darsie Latimer. I will engage that if he has sustained no greater bodily harm than a short confinement, the matter may be passed over quietly, without inquiry; but to attain this end, so desirable for the man who has committed a great and recent infraction of the laws, which he had before grievously offended, very speedy reparation of the wrong must be rendered.’

“On the contrary, sir,” Fairford said, “I want to give Mr. Redgauntlet’s friends a chance to help him out of this situation by securing the immediate release of my friend Darsie Latimer. I promise that if Darsie hasn’t suffered more than a brief confinement, we can let this go quietly, without any investigation. But to achieve this goal—important for someone who has recently broken the law again, after previously having caused serious offenses—quick action to correct the wrong must be taken.”

Maxwell seemed lost in reflection, and exchanged a glance or two, not of the most comfortable or congratulatory kind, with his host the provost. Fairford rose and walked about the room, to allow them an opportunity of conversing together; for he was in hopes that the impression he had visibly made upon Summertrees was likely to ripen into something favourable to his purpose. They took the opportunity, and engaged in whispers to each other, eagerly and reproachfully on the part of the laird, while the provost answered in an embarrassed and apologetical tone. Some broken words of the conversation reached Fairford, whose presence they seemed to forget, as he stood at the bottom of the room, apparently intent upon examining the figures upon a fine Indian screen, a present to the provost from his brother, captain of a vessel in the Company’s service. What he overheard made it evident that his errand, and the obstinacy with which he pursued it, occasioned altercation between the whisperers.

Maxwell looked deep in thought and exchanged a couple of uneasy glances with his host, the provost. Fairford stood up and walked around the room to give them a chance to talk privately, hoping that the impression he had made on Summertrees would develop into something beneficial for his goals. They took the chance to whisper to each other, with the laird speaking eagerly and reproachfully, while the provost responded in a flustered and apologetic manner. A few snippets of their conversation reached Fairford, who seemed to fade from their awareness as he stood at the far end of the room, apparently focused on the intricate designs of a beautiful Indian screen—a gift to the provost from his brother, who captained a ship in the Company’s service. What he overheard made it clear that his mission and the stubbornness with which he pursued it sparked a disagreement between the two whisperers.

Maxwell at length let out the words, ‘A good fright; and so send him home with his tail scalded, like a dog that has come a-privateering on strange premises.’

Maxwell finally said, “A good scare; and let’s send him home with his tail between his legs, like a dog that’s trespassed on unfamiliar territory.”

The provost’s negative was strongly interposed—‘Not to be thought of’—‘making bad worse’—‘my situation’—‘my utility’—‘you cannot conceive how obstinate—just like his father’.

The provost's response was firmly stated—‘Not a chance’—‘making things worse’—‘my situation’—‘my usefulness’—‘you can’t imagine how stubborn—just like his father’.

They then whispered more closely, and at length the provost raised his drooping crest, and spoke in a cheerful tone. ‘Come, sit down to your glass, Mr. Fairford; we have laid our heads thegither, and you shall see it will not be our fault if you are not quite pleased, and Mr. Darsie Latimer let loose to take his fiddle under his neck again. But Summertrees thinks it will require you to put yourself into some bodily risk, which maybe you may not be so keen of.’

They leaned in to whisper more closely, and eventually the provost lifted his drooping head and said cheerfully, “Come, sit down for a drink, Mr. Fairford; we’ve put our heads together, and you’ll see it won’t be our fault if you’re not completely satisfied. Mr. Darsie Latimer is ready to grab his fiddle again. But Summertrees thinks it'll require you to put yourself in a bit of a risky situation, which you may not be too eager about.”

‘Gentlemen,’ said Fairford, ‘I will not certainly shun any risk by which my object may be accomplished; but I bind it on your consciences—on yours, Mr. Maxwell, as a man of honour and a gentleman; and on yours, provost, as a magistrate and a loyal subject, that you do not mislead me in this matter.’

‘Gentlemen,’ Fairford said, ‘I won’t avoid any risks to achieve my goal; but I hold you both accountable—Mr. Maxwell, as a man of honor and a gentleman; and you, provost, as a magistrate and a loyal citizen—not to mislead me in this matter.’

‘Nay, as for me,’ said Summertrees, ‘I will tell you the truth at once, and fairly own that I can certainly find you the means of seeing Redgauntlet, poor man; and that I will do, if you require it, and conjure him also to treat you as your errand requires; but poor Redgauntlet is much changed—indeed, to say truth, his temper never was the best in the world; however, I will warrant you from any very great danger.’

‘No, as for me,’ said Summertrees, ‘I’ll tell you the truth right away and honestly admit that I can definitely help you see Redgauntlet, poor guy; and I’ll do that, if you need it, and also persuade him to treat you according to your business; but poor Redgauntlet has changed a lot—actually, to be honest, his temper was never the greatest to begin with; however, I assure you that you’ll be safe from any serious danger.’

‘I will warrant myself from such,’ said Fairford, ‘by carrying a proper force with me.’

‘I’ll protect myself from that,’ said Fairford, ‘by bringing a proper group with me.’

‘Indeed,’ said Summertrees, ‘you will, do no such thing; for, in the first place, do you think that we will deliver up the poor fellow into the hands of the Philistines, when, on the contrary, my only reason for furnishing you with the clue I am to put into your hands, is to settle the matter amicably on all sides? And secondly, his intelligence is so good, that were you coming near him with soldiers, or constables, or the like, I shall answer for it, you will never lay salt on his tail.’

“Honestly,” said Summertrees, “you’re not going to do that; first of all, do you really think we’ll hand the poor guy over to the Philistines? My only reason for giving you the information I’m about to share is to resolve this issue peacefully for everyone involved. Secondly, his intelligence is so sharp that if you were to approach him with soldiers or cops, I’ll bet you’ll never catch him.”

Fairford mused for a moment. He considered that to gain sight of this man, and knowledge of his friend’s condition, were advantages to be purchased at every personal risk; and he saw plainly, that were he to take the course most safe for himself, and call in the assistance of the law, it was clear he would either be deprived of the intelligence necessary to guide him, or that Redgauntlet would be apprised of his danger, and might probably leave the country, carrying his captive along with him. He therefore repeated, ‘I put myself on your honour, Mr. Maxwell; and I will go alone to visit your friend. I have little; doubt I shall find him amenable to reason; and that I shall receive from him a satisfactory account of Mr. Latimer.’

Fairford thought for a moment. He realized that finding this man and learning about his friend’s situation were risks worth taking. It was clear to him that if he chose the safer route and brought in the authorities, he would either lose the information he needed or alert Redgauntlet to his danger, which could lead to Redgauntlet fleeing the country with his captive. So he repeated, “I trust you, Mr. Maxwell; I will go alone to see your friend. I have no doubt that I’ll be able to reason with him, and I expect to get a satisfactory update on Mr. Latimer.”

‘I have little doubt that you will,’ said Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees; ‘but still I think it will be only in the long run, and after having sustained some delay and inconvenience. My warrandice goes no further.’

‘I have no doubt that you will,’ said Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees; ‘but I still think it will only be in the long run, and after you've faced some delays and inconveniences. My guarantee doesn't extend beyond that.’

‘I will take it as it is given,’ said Alan Fairford. ‘But let me ask, would it not be better, since you value your friend’s safety so highly and surely would not willingly compromise mine, that the provost or you should go with me to this man, if he is within any reasonable distance, and try to make him hear reason?’

‘I’ll accept it as it is,’ said Alan Fairford. ‘But let me ask, wouldn’t it be better, since you care about your friend’s safety so much and clearly wouldn’t want to put mine at risk, for either the provost or you to come with me to see this man, if he’s within a reasonable distance, and try to persuade him?’

‘Me!—I will not go my foot’s length,’ said the provost; and that, Mr. Alan, you may be well assured of. Mr. Redgauntlet is my wife’s fourth cousin, that is undeniable; but were he the last of her kin and mine both, it would ill befit my office to be communing with rebels.’

‘Me!—I won’t go a step further,’ said the provost; and you can be sure of that, Mr. Alan. Mr. Redgauntlet is my wife’s fourth cousin, that’s for sure; but even if he were the last of her family and mine, it wouldn’t be appropriate for me to be chatting with rebels.’

‘Aye, or drinking with nonjurors,’ said Maxwell, filling his glass. ‘I would as soon expect; to have met Claverhouse at a field-preaching. And as for myself, Mr. Fairford, I cannot go, for just the opposite reason. It would be INFRA DIG. in the provost of this most flourishing and loyal town to associate with Redgauntlet; and for me it would be NOSCITUR A SOCIO. There would be post to London, with the tidings that two such Jacobites as Redgauntlet and I had met on a braeside—the Habeas Corpus would be suspended—Fame would sound a charge from Carlisle to the Land’s End—and who knows but the very wind of the rumour might blow my estate from between my fingers, and my body over Errickstane-brae again? No, no; bide a gliff—I will go into the provost’s closet, and write a letter to Redgauntlet, and direct you how to deliver it.’

“Yeah, or drinking with nonjurors,” said Maxwell, filling his glass. “I might as well expect to run into Claverhouse at a field-preaching. And as for me, Mr. Fairford, I can't go for exactly the opposite reason. It would be beneath the dignity of the provost of this thriving and loyal town to associate with Redgauntlet; and for me, it would be known by the company I keep. There would be news sent to London, saying that two such Jacobites as Redgauntlet and I had met on a hillside—the Habeas Corpus would be suspended—Fame would declare a charge from Carlisle to the Land’s End—and who knows, the very wind of the rumor might take my estate right from my fingers and my body back over Errickstane-brae again? No, no; just a moment—I’ll go into the provost’s office and write a letter to Redgauntlet and let you know how to deliver it.”

‘There is pen and ink in the office,’ said the provost, pointing to the door of an inner apartment, in which he had his walnut-tree desk and east-country cabinet.

‘There’s pen and ink in the office,’ said the provost, pointing to the door of a back room, where he had his walnut desk and eastern-style cabinet.

‘A pen that can write, I hope?’ said the old laird.

‘A pen that can write, I hope?’ said the old lord.

‘It can write and spell baith in right hands,’ answered the provost, as the laird retired and shut the door behind him.

‘It can write and spell both in the right hands,’ answered the provost, as the laird left and closed the door behind him.





CHAPTER XII

NARRATIVE OF ALAN FAIRFORD, CONTINUED

The room was no sooner deprived of Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees’s presence, than the provost looked very warily above, beneath, and around the apartment, hitched his chair towards that of his remaining guest, and began to speak In a whisper which could not have startled ‘the smallest mouse that creeps on floor.’

The room was barely without Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees before the provost looked carefully above, below, and around the room, moved his chair closer to his remaining guest, and started to speak in a whisper that wouldn’t have startled the tiniest mouse on the floor.

‘Mr. Fairford,’ said he, ‘you are a good lad; and, what is more, you are my auld friend your father’s son. Your father has been agent for this burgh for years, and has a good deal to say with the council; so there have been a sort of obligations between him and me; it may have been now on this side and now on that; but obligations there have been. I am but a plain man, Mr. Fairford; but I hope you understand me?’

‘Mr. Fairford,’ he said, ‘you’re a good guy; and, even more, you’re my old friend’s son. Your dad has been the agent for this town for years and has a lot of influence with the council; so there have been some obligations between him and me; it might have been one way or the other at different times; but there have definitely been obligations. I’m just a straightforward person, Mr. Fairford; but I hope you get what I mean?’

‘I believe you mean me well, provost; and I am sure,’ replied Fairford, ‘you can never better show your kindness than on this occasion.’

‘I believe you're trying to help me, provost; and I am sure,’ replied Fairford, ‘there’s no better way to show your kindness than right now.’

‘That’s it—that’s the very point I would be at, Mr. Alan,’ replied the provost; ‘besides, I am, as becomes well my situation, a stanch friend to kirk and king, meaning this present establishment in church and state; and so, as I was saying, you may command my best—advice.’

‘That’s it—that’s exactly where I’m at, Mr. Alan,’ replied the provost; ‘besides, I am, as befits my position, a loyal supporter of both the church and the monarchy, referring to the current establishment in both church and state; and so, as I was saying, you can count on my best—advice.’

‘I hope for your assistance and co-operation also,’ said the youth.

"I hope for your help and cooperation too," said the young man.

‘Certainly, certainly,’ said the wary magistrate. ‘Well, now, you see one may love the kirk, and yet not ride on the rigging of it; and one may love the king, and yet not be cramming him eternally down the throat of the unhappy folk that may chance to like another king better. I have friends and connexions among them, Mr. Fairford, as your father may have clients—they are flesh and blood like ourselves, these poor Jacobite bodies—sons of Adam and Eve, after all; and therefore—I hope you understand me?—I am a plain-spoken man.’

“Of course, of course,” said the cautious magistrate. “You see, one can love the church and still not go along with everything it does; and one can support the king without constantly forcing him on people who might prefer a different king. I have friends and connections among them, Mr. Fairford, just as your father may have clients—these poor Jacobites are flesh and blood like us—they’re sons of Adam and Eve, after all; and so—I hope you get what I mean?—I’m a straightforward man.”

‘I am afraid I do not quite understand you,’ said Fairford; ‘and if you have anything to say to me in private, my dear provost, you had better come quickly out with it, for the Laird of Summertrees must finish his letter in a minute or two.’

‘I’m sorry, but I don’t really understand you,’ said Fairford. ‘If you have something to discuss with me privately, my dear provost, you should speak up quickly because the Laird of Summertrees needs to finish his letter in a minute or two.’

‘Not a bit, man—Pate is a lang-headed fellow, but his pen does not clear the paper as his greyhound does the Tinwald-furs. I gave him a wipe about that, if you noticed; I can say anything to Pate-in-Peril—Indeed, he is my wife’s near kinsman.’

‘Not at all, man—Pate is a long-winded guy, but his writing doesn't remove ink from the page like his greyhound takes down the Tinwald furs. I mentioned that to him, if you caught it; I can say anything to Pate-in-Peril—Actually, he’s my wife's close relative.’

‘But your advice, provost,’ said Alan, who perceived that, like a shy horse, the worthy magistrate always started off from his own purpose just when he seemed approaching to it.

‘But your advice, provost,’ said Alan, who noticed that, like a skittish horse, the respectable magistrate always veered away from his own intention just when he seemed to be getting close to it.

‘Weel, you shall have it in plain terms, for I am a plain man. Ye see, we will suppose that any friend like yourself were in the deepest hole of the Nith, sand making a sprattle for your life. Now, you see, such being the case, I have little chance of helping you, being a fat, short-armed man, and no swimmer, and what would be the use of my jumping in after you?’

‘Well, I’ll be straightforward with you because I’m a straightforward person. You see, let’s say a friend like you was in serious trouble at the bottom of the Nith, struggling for your life. In that case, I wouldn’t be able to help much since I’m a heavy, short-armed guy and not a good swimmer. What would be the point of me jumping in after you?’

‘I understand you, I think,’ said Alan Fairford. ‘You think that Darsie Latimer is in danger of his life?’

‘I think I get what you’re saying,’ Alan Fairford said. ‘You believe that Darsie Latimer is in danger of losing his life?’

‘Me!—I think nothing about it, Mr. Alan; but if he were, as I trust he is not, he is nae drap’s blood akin to you, Mr. Alan.’

‘Me!—I don’t think anything of it, Mr. Alan; but if he were, as I hope he’s not, he’s not even a drop of blood related to you, Mr. Alan.’

‘But here your friend, Summertrees,’ said the young lawyer, ‘offers me a letter to this Redgauntlet of yours—What say you to that?’

‘But here’s your friend, Summertrees,’ said the young lawyer, ‘offering me a letter to this Redgauntlet of yours—What do you think about that?’

‘Me!’ ejaculated the provost, ‘me, Mr. Alan? I say neither buff nor stye to it—But ye dinna ken what it is to look a Redgauntlet in the face;—better try my wife, who is but a fourth cousin, before ye venture on the laird himself—just say something about the Revolution, and see what a look she can gie you.’

‘Me!’ exclaimed the provost, ‘me, Mr. Alan? I don’t have a clue about it—But you don’t know what it’s like to face a Redgauntlet;—better try my wife, who is just a fourth cousin, before you go after the laird himself—just say something about the Revolution and see what kind of look she can give you.’

I shall leave you to stand all the shots from that battery, provost.’ replied Fairford. ‘But speak out like a man—Do you think Summertrees means fairly by me?’

I’ll let you take all the hits from that battery, provost,” replied Fairford. “But be upfront with me—do you really think Summertrees has my best interests at heart?”

‘Fairly—he is just coming—fairly? I am a plain man, Mr. Fairford—but ye said FAIRLY?’

‘Fairly—he’s just coming—fairly? I’m a straightforward guy, Mr. Fairford—but did you say FAIRLY?’

‘I do so,’ replied Alan, ‘and it is of importance to me to know, and to you to tell me if such is the case; for if you do not, you may be an accomplice to murder before the fact, and that under circumstances which may bring it near to murder under trust.’

‘I do,’ Alan replied, ‘and it's important for me to know, and for you to tell me if that's the case; because if you don't, you could be an accomplice to murder beforehand, and that could be considered murder by trust.’

‘Murder!—who spoke of murder?’ said the provost; no danger of that, Mr. Alan—only, if I were you—to speak my plain mind’—Here he approached his mouth to the ear of the young lawyer, and, after another acute pang of travail, was safely delivered of his advice in the following abrupt words:—‘Take a keek into Pate’s letter before ye deliver it.’

‘Murder!—who mentioned murder?’ said the provost; no worry about that, Mr. Alan—just, if I were you—to be completely honest’—Here he leaned in close to the ear of the young lawyer, and, after another sharp moment of struggle, managed to give his advice in these sudden words:—‘Take a look at Pate’s letter before you send it.’

Fairford started, looked the provost hard in the face, and was silent; while Mr. Crosbie, with the self-approbation of one who has at length brought himself to the discharge of a great duty, at the expense of a considerable sacrifice, nodded and winked to Alan, as if enforcing his advice; and then swallowing a large glass of punch, concluded, with the sigh of a man released from a heavy burden, ‘I am a plain man, Mr. Fairford.’

Fairford paused, looked the provost straight in the eye, and stayed quiet; while Mr. Crosbie, feeling proud of finally fulfilling a significant responsibility, despite a considerable sacrifice, nodded and winked at Alan, as if to reinforce his advice; and then, taking a big gulp of punch, he added, letting out a sigh like someone who’s been freed from a heavy load, ‘I’m just an ordinary guy, Mr. Fairford.’

‘A plain man?’ said Maxwell, who entered the room at that moment, with the letter in his hand,—‘Provost, I never heard you make use of the word but when you had some sly turn of your own to work out.’

‘A plain man?’ said Maxwell, who walked into the room just then, holding the letter—‘Provost, I’ve never heard you use that word unless you were up to something sneaky yourself.’

The provost looked silly enough, and the Laird of Summertrees directed a keen and suspicious glance upon Alan Fairford, who sustained it with professional intrepidity.—There was a moment’s pause.

The provost looked pretty foolish, and the Laird of Summertrees shot a sharp and suspicious look at Alan Fairford, who met it with professional bravery. —There was a moment's pause.

‘I was trying,’ said the provost, ‘to dissuade our young friend from his wildgoose expedition.’

‘I was trying,’ said the provost, ‘to talk our young friend out of his crazy adventure.’

‘And I,’ said Fairford, ‘am determined to go through with it. Trusting myself to you, Mr. Maxwell, I conceive that I rely, as I before said, on the word of a gentleman.’

‘And I,’ said Fairford, ‘am determined to see this through. Relying on you, Mr. Maxwell, I believe I’m counting on the word of a gentleman, as I mentioned before.’

‘I will warrant you,’ said Maxwell, ‘from all serious consequences—some inconveniences you must look to suffer.’

‘I can guarantee you,’ said Maxwell, ‘that you won’t face any serious consequences—some inconveniences you should expect to deal with.’

‘To these I shall be resigned,’ said Fairford, ‘and stand prepared to run my risk.’

‘I'll accept this,’ said Fairford, ‘and be ready to take my chances.’

‘Well then,’ said Summertrees, ‘you must go’—

‘Well then,’ said Summertrees, ‘you have to go’—

‘I will leave you to yourselves, gentlemen,’ said the provost, rising; ‘when you have done with your crack, you will find me at my wife’s tea-table.’

‘I’ll leave you to it, gentlemen,’ said the provost, standing up; ‘once you’re done chatting, you’ll find me at my wife’s tea table.’

‘And a more accomplished old woman never drank catlap,’ said Maxwell, as he shut the door; ‘the last word has him, speak it who will—and yet because he is a whillywhaw body, and has a plausible tongue of his own, and is well enough connected, and especially because nobody could ever find out whether he is Whig or Tory, this is the third time they have made him provost!—But to the matter in hand. This letter, Mr. Fairford,’ putting a sealed one into his hand, ‘is addressed, you observe, to Mr. H—of B—, and contains your credentials for that gentlemen, who is also known by his family name of Redgauntlet, but less frequently addressed by it, because it is mentioned something invidiously in a certain Act of Parliament. I have little doubt he will assure you of your friend’s safety, and in a short time place him at freedom—that is, supposing him under present restraint. But the point is, to discover where he is—and, before you are made acquainted with this necessary part of the business, you must give me your assurance of honour that you will acquaint no one, either by word or letter, with the expedition which you now propose to yourself.’

‘And no one could handle their drink like that accomplished old woman,’ said Maxwell as he closed the door. ‘He has the last word, no matter who speaks. Yet because he’s a slippery character with a smooth tongue, well-connected, and especially since no one can figure out if he’s Whig or Tory, this is the third time they’ve made him mayor!—But let’s get to the point. This letter, Mr. Fairford,’ handing him a sealed envelope, ‘is addressed to Mr. H—of B—, and contains your credentials for that gentleman, who is also known by his family name, Redgauntlet, though it’s not used much because it’s somewhat disparaged in a certain Act of Parliament. I have no doubt he’ll assure you of your friend’s safety and, in a short time, set him free—assuming he’s currently being held. But the main task is to find out where he is—and before you are informed about this crucial part of the business, you must promise me on your honor that you won’t tell anyone, in conversation or in writing, about the mission you are now undertaking.’

‘How, sir?’ answered Alan; ‘can you expect that I will not take the precaution of informing some person of the route I am about to take, that in case of accident it may be known where I am, and with what purpose I have gone thither?’

‘How can you expect me not to take the precaution of informing someone about the route I'm taking? In case something happens, I want it to be known where I am and why I went there.’

‘And can you expect,’ answered Maxwell, in the same tone, ‘that I am to place my friend’s safety, not merely in your hands, but in those of any person you may choose to confide in, and who may use the knowledge to his destruction? Na—na—I have pledged my word for your safety, and you must give me yours to be private in the matter—giff-gaff, you know.’

‘And can you expect,’ answered Maxwell, in the same tone, ‘that I am to place my friend’s safety, not just in your hands, but also in the hands of anyone you decide to trust, who might use that knowledge against him? No—no—I have promised to keep you safe, and you need to promise me to keep this matter private—give and take, you know.’

Alan Fairford could not help thinking that this obligation to secrecy gave a new and suspicious colouring to the whole transaction; but, considering that his friend’s release might depend upon his accepting the condition, he gave it in the terms proposed, and with the purpose of abiding by it.

Alan Fairford couldn’t shake the feeling that this requirement for secrecy added a new layer of suspicion to the whole situation; however, since his friend’s freedom might hinge on him agreeing to the terms, he accepted them as proposed and intended to stick to it.

‘And now, sir,’ he said, ‘whither am I to proceed with this letter? Is Mr. Herries at Brokenburn?’

‘And now, sir,’ he said, ‘where should I take this letter? Is Mr. Herries at Brokenburn?’

‘He is not; I do not think he will come thither again until the business of the stake-nets be hushed up, nor would I advise him to do so—the Quakers, with all their demureness, can bear malice as long as other folk; and though I have not the prudence of Mr. Provost, who refuses to ken where his friends are concealed during adversity, lest, perchance, he should be asked to contribute to their relief, yet I do not think it necessary or prudent to inquire into Redgauntlet’s wanderings, poor man, but wish to remain at perfect freedom to answer, if asked at, that I ken nothing of the matter. You must, then, go to old Tom Trumbull’s at Annan,—Tam Turnpenny, as they call him,—and he is sure either to know where Redgauntlet is himself, or to find some one who can give a shrewd guess. But you must attend that old Turnpenny will answer no question on such a subject without you give him the passport, which at present you must do, by asking him the age of the moon; if he answers, “Not light enough to land a cargo,” you are to answer, “Then plague on Aberdeen Almanacks,” and upon that he will hold free intercourse with you. And now, I would advise you to lose no time, for the parole is often changed—and take care of yourself among these moonlight lads, for laws and lawyers do not stand very high in their favour.’

‘He isn't; I don't think he will come back here again until the issue with the stake-nets is settled, and I wouldn’t recommend he do so—the Quakers, despite their calmness, can hold a grudge just like everyone else; and although I don't share Mr. Provost's prudence, who avoids knowing where his friends are hiding during tough times, in case he might be asked to help them out, I still believe it’s unnecessary or smart to look into Redgauntlet’s whereabouts, poor guy, but I’d prefer to keep my freedom to say, if asked, that I know nothing about it. So, you should go to old Tom Trumbull's in Annan—Tam Turnpenny, as they call him—and he's sure to know where Redgauntlet is, or at least find someone who can give a good guess. But you need to keep in mind that old Turnpenny won't answer any questions on that topic without you giving him the secret code, which you must do by asking him the age of the moon; if he responds, “Not light enough to land a cargo,” you should say, “Then curse those Aberdeen Almanacks,” and after that, he will talk freely with you. And now, I suggest you not waste any time, as the password often changes—and be careful around those moonlight fellows, because laws and lawyers don’t have a good reputation with them.’

‘I will set out this instant,’ said the young barrister; ‘I will but bid the provost and Mrs. Crosbie farewell, and then get on horseback so soon as the ostler of the George Inn can saddle him;—as for the smugglers, I am neither gauger nor supervisor, and, like the man who met the devil, if they have nothing to say to me, I have nothing to say to them.’

‘I’ll leave right away,’ said the young lawyer. ‘I just need to say goodbye to the provost and Mrs. Crosbie, and then I’ll get on my horse as soon as the stable guy at the George Inn can saddle him. As for the smugglers, I’m neither a tax collector nor an inspector, and like the man who encountered the devil, if they don’t want to talk to me, I don’t want to talk to them.’

‘You are a mettled young man,’ said Summertrees, evidently with increasing goodwill, on observing an alertness and contempt of danger, which perhaps he did not expect from Alan’s appearance and profession,—‘a very mettled young fellow indeed! and it is almost a pity’—Here he stopped abort.

‘You’re a spirited young man,’ said Summertrees, clearly growing more approving as he noticed Alan’s alertness and disregard for danger, which he might not have anticipated given Alan’s appearance and job,—‘a very spirited young guy indeed! and it’s almost a shame’—Here he stopped abruptly.

‘What is a pity?’ said Fairford.

"What a shame?" said Fairford.

‘It is almost a pity that I cannot go with you myself, or at least send a trusty guide.’

‘It’s almost a shame that I can’t go with you myself, or at least send a reliable guide.’

They walked together to the bedchamber of Mrs. Crosbie, for it was in that asylum that the ladies of the period dispensed their tea, when the parlour was occupied by the punch-bowl.

They walked together to Mrs. Crosbie's bedroom, because it was in that room that the women of the time served their tea when the living room was taken up by the punch bowl.

‘You have been good bairns to-night, gentlemen,’ said Mrs. Crosbie; ‘I am afraid, Summertrees, that the provost has given you a bad browst; you are not used to quit the lee-side of the punch-bowl in such a hurry. I say nothing to you, Mr. Fairford, for you are too young a man yet for stoup and bicker; but I hope you will not tell the Edinburgh fine folk that the provost has scrimped you of your cogie, as the sang says?’

‘You’ve been good kids tonight, gentlemen,’ said Mrs. Crosbie; ‘I’m afraid, Summertrees, that the provost has given you a rough time; you’re not used to leaving the sheltered side of the punch bowl so quickly. I won’t say anything to you, Mr. Fairford, because you’re still too young for drinking and feasting; but I hope you won’t tell the fancy folks in Edinburgh that the provost has shortchanged you on your drink, as the song says?’

‘I am much obliged for the provost’s kindness, and yours, madam,’ replied Alan; ‘but the truth is, I have still a long ride before me this evening and the sooner I am on horse-back the better.’

‘I really appreciate the provost’s kindness, and yours too, ma’am,’ replied Alan; ‘but honestly, I still have a long ride ahead of me tonight, and the sooner I’m on horseback, the better.’

‘This evening?’ said the provost, anxiously; ‘had you not better take daylight with you to-morrow morning?’

‘This evening?’ said the provost nervously. ‘Wouldn't it be better for you to go in the morning when it's light out?’

‘Mr. Fairford will ride as well in the cool of the evening,’ said Summertrees, taking the word out of Alan’s mouth.

‘Mr. Fairford will ride in the cool of the evening too,’ said Summertrees, cutting in before Alan could speak.

The provost said no more, nor did his wife ask any questions, nor testify any surprise at the suddenness of their guest’s departure.

The provost said nothing more, and his wife didn’t ask any questions or show any surprise at how suddenly their guest was leaving.

Having drunk tea, Alan Fairford took leave with the usual ceremony. The Laird of Summertrees seemed studious to prevent any further communication between him and the provost, and remained lounging on the landing-place of the stair while they made their adieus—heard the provost ask if Alan proposed a speedy return, and the latter reply that his stay was uncertain, and witnessed the parting shake of the hand, which, with a pressure more warm than usual, and a tremulous, ‘God bless and prosper you!’ Mr. Crosbie bestowed on his young friend. Maxwell even strolled with Fairford as far as the George, although resisting all his attempts at further inquiry into the affairs of Redgauntlet, and referring him to Tom Trumbull, alias Turnpenny, for the particulars which he might find it necessary to inquire into.

Having finished his tea, Alan Fairford took his leave with the usual formalities. The Laird of Summertrees seemed intent on preventing any further conversation between him and the provost, and remained leaning on the landing of the stairs while they said their goodbyes—heard the provost ask if Alan planned to return soon, and Alan respond that his stay was uncertain, and witnessed the parting handshake, which, with a warmer than usual grip and a shaky, ‘God bless and prosper you!’ Mr. Crosbie gave to his young friend. Maxwell even walked with Fairford as far as the George, although he resisted all of Fairford's attempts to ask more about the affairs of Redgauntlet, directing him to Tom Trumbull, also known as Turnpenny, for any details he might need to know.

At length Alan’s hack was produced—an animal long in neck, and high in bone, accoutred with a pair of saddle-bags containing the rider’s travelling wardrobe. Proudly surmounting his small stock of necessaries, and no way ashamed of a mode of travelling which a modern Mr. Silvertongue would consider as the last of degradations, Alan Fairford took leave of the old Jacobite, Pate-in-Peril, and set forward on the road to the loyal burgh of Annan. His reflections during his ride were none of the most pleasant. He could not disguise from himself that he was venturing rather too rashly into the power of outlawed and desperate persons; for with such only, a man in the situation of Redgauntlet could be supposed to associate. There were other grounds for apprehension, Several marks of intelligence betwixt Mrs. Crosbie and the Laird of Summertrees had not escaped Alan’s acute observation; and it was plain that the provost’s inclinations towards him, which he believed to be sincere and good, were not firm enough to withstand the influence of this league between his wife and friend. The provost’s adieus, like Macbeth’s amen, had stuck in his throat, and seemed to intimate that he apprehended more than he dared give utterance to.

At last, Alan's horse was ready—a long-necked animal with a strong build, equipped with a pair of saddle-bags carrying the rider's travel clothes. Proudly carrying his limited supplies and not at all embarrassed by a way of traveling that a modern person like Mr. Silvertongue would see as the lowest of lows, Alan Fairford said goodbye to the old Jacobite, Pate-in-Peril, and headed down the road to the loyal town of Annan. His thoughts during the ride were far from pleasant. He couldn’t deny that he was taking quite a risk by getting involved with outlawed and desperate people; after all, only those kind of folks would associate with someone like Redgauntlet. There were other reasons for concern. Several signs of communication between Mrs. Crosbie and the Laird of Summertrees hadn’t escaped Alan’s keen eye; it was clear that the provost's feelings towards him, which he believed to be sincere and good, weren’t strong enough to resist the influence of this connection between his wife and friend. The provost’s parting words, like Macbeth’s amen, had stuck in his throat, suggesting that he feared more than he was willing to express.

Laying all these matters together, Alan thought, with no little anxiety on the celebrated lines of Shakespeare,

Laying all these matters together, Alan thought, with some anxiety on the famous lines of Shakespeare,

                                  — A drop,
  That in the ocean seeks another drop, &c.
                                  — A drop,  
  That in the ocean looks for another drop, &c.

But pertinacity was a strong feature in the young lawyer’s character. He was, and always had been, totally unlike the ‘horse hot at hand,’ who tires before noon through his own over eager exertions in the beginning of the day. On the contrary, his first efforts seemed frequently inadequate to accomplishing his purpose, whatever that for the time might be; and it was only as the difficulties of the task increased, that his mind seemed to acquire the energy necessary to combat and subdue them. If, therefore, he went anxiously forward upon his uncertain and perilous expedition, the reader must acquit him of all idea, even in a passing thought, of the possibility of abandoning his search, and resigning Darsie Latimer to his destiny.

But persistence was a strong trait in the young lawyer's character. He was, and always had been, completely different from the "horse hot at hand," who wears himself out before noon due to his own excessive enthusiasm at the start of the day. In contrast, his initial efforts often seemed insufficient to achieve his goal, whatever that might be at the time; it was only when the challenges of the task grew that his mind seemed to gain the energy needed to tackle and overcome them. Therefore, as he moved anxiously forward on his uncertain and risky journey, the reader must understand that he had no thought, even for a moment, of quitting his search or abandoning Darsie Latimer to his fate.

A couple of hours’ riding brought him to the little town of Annan, situated on the shores of the Solway, between eight and nine o’clock. The sun had set, but the day was not yet ended; and when he had alighted and seen his horse properly cared for at the principal inn of the place, he was readily directed to Mr. Maxwell’s friend, old Tom Trumbull, with whom everybody seemed well acquainted. He endeavoured to fish out from the lad that acted as a guide, something of this man’s situation and profession; but the general expressions of ‘a very decent man’—‘a very honest body’—‘weel to pass in the world,’ and such like, were all that could be extracted from him; and while Fairford was following up the investigation with closer interrogatories, the lad put an end to them by knocking at the door of Mr. Trumbull, whose decent dwelling was a little distance from the town, and considerably nearer to the sea. It was one of a little row of houses running down to the waterside, and having gardens and other accommodations behind. There was heard within the uplifting of a Scottish psalm; and the boy saying, ‘They are at exercise, sir,’ gave intimation they might not be admitted till prayers were over.

A couple of hours of riding brought him to the small town of Annan, located on the shores of the Solway, between eight and nine o’clock. The sun had set, but the day wasn’t over yet. After he got off his horse and made sure it was taken care of at the main inn in town, he was easily pointed toward Mr. Maxwell’s friend, old Tom Trumbull, a man everyone seemed to know. He tried to get the boy who was acting as a guide to tell him more about this man’s background and occupation, but the only descriptions he got were “a very decent man,” “a very honest person,” and “well-respected in the community.” While Fairford continued probing with more specific questions, the boy ended the conversation by knocking on the door of Mr. Trumbull, whose nice home was a short distance from the town and much closer to the sea. It was part of a small row of houses leading down to the water, with gardens and other amenities behind. They could hear a Scottish psalm being sung inside, and the boy said, “They are at exercise, sir,” indicating that they might not be let in until prayers were finished.

When, however, Fairford repeated the summons with the end of his whip, the singing ceased, and Mr. Trumbull himself, with his psalm-book in his hand, kept open by the insertion of his forefinger between the leaves, came to demand the meaning of this unseasonable interruption.

When Fairford called again with the end of his whip, the singing stopped, and Mr. Trumbull, holding his psalm book with his finger between the pages, came to ask what was going on with this untimely interruption.

Nothing could be more different than his whole appearance seemed to be from the confidant of a desperate man, and the associate of outlaws in their unlawful enterprises. He was a tall, thin, bony figure, with white hair combed straight down on each side of his face, and an iron-grey hue of complexion; where the lines, or rather, as Quin said of Macklin, the cordage, of his countenance were so sternly adapted to a devotional and even ascetic expression, that they left no room for any indication of reckless daring or sly dissimulation. In short, Trumbull appeared a perfect specimen of the rigid old Covenanter, who said only what he thought right, acted on no other principle but that of duty, and, if he committed errors, did so under the full impression that he was serving God rather than man.

Nothing could be more different than how he looked compared to the confidant of a desperate man and the partner of outlaws in their illegal activities. He was a tall, thin, bony figure, with white hair combed straight down on either side of his face, and a gray complexion; where the lines, or rather, as Quin referred to Macklin, the cords of his face were so strictly aligned with a devotional and even ascetic expression, that they left no room for any sign of reckless daring or sly deceit. In short, Trumbull seemed like a perfect example of the rigid old Covenanter, who spoke only what he believed was right, acted solely on the principle of duty, and, if he made mistakes, did so fully believing he was serving God rather than man.

‘Do you want me, sir?’ he said to Fairford, whose guide had slunk to the rear, as if to escape the rebuke of the severe old man,—‘We were engaged, and it is the Saturday night.’

‘Do you want me, sir?’ he said to Fairford, whose guide had slipped to the back, trying to avoid the scolding from the stern old man,—‘We were busy, and it’s Saturday night.’

Alan Fairford’s preconceptions were so much deranged by this man’s appearance and manner, that he stood for a moment bewildered, and would as soon have thought of giving a cant password to a clergyman descending from the pulpit, as to the respectable father of a family just interrupted in his prayers for and with the objects of his care. Hastily concluding Mr. Maxwell had passed some idle jest on him, or rather that he had mistaken the person to whom he was directed, he asked if he spoke to Mr. Trumbull.

Alan Fairford's assumptions were so thrown off by this man's appearance and behavior that he stood there for a moment, confused. He would have felt just as strange giving a secret password to a clergyman leaving the pulpit as he would to the respectable father of a family who had just been interrupted while praying for those he cared about. Quickly deciding that Mr. Maxwell must have made some silly joke at his expense, or that he had confused the person he was looking for, he asked if he was speaking to Mr. Trumbull.

‘To Thomas Trumbull,’ answered the old man—‘What may be your business, sir?’ And he glanced his eye to the book he held in his hand, with a sigh like that of a saint desirous of dissolution.

‘To Thomas Trumbull,’ replied the old man—‘What brings you here, sir?’ He cast his gaze at the book he held in his hand, letting out a sigh like that of a saint longing for the end.

‘Do you know Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees?’ said Fairford.

‘Do you know Mr. Maxwell from Summertrees?’ said Fairford.

‘I have heard of such a gentleman in the country-side, but have no acquaintance with him,’ answered Mr. Trumbull; ‘he is, as I have heard, a Papist; for the whore that sitteth on the seven hills ceaseth not yet to pour forth the cup of her abomination on these parts.’

‘I’ve heard of that guy out in the countryside, but I don’t know him personally,’ replied Mr. Trumbull; ‘he’s, from what I’ve heard, a Catholic; because the corrupt church that's associated with the seven hills still doesn’t stop spreading its influence around here.’

‘Yet he directed me hither, my good friend,’ said Alan. ‘Is there another of your name in this town of Annan?’

‘Yet he directed me here, my good friend,’ said Alan. ‘Is there someone else with your name in this town of Annan?’

‘None,’ replied Mr. Trumbull, ‘since my worthy father was removed; he was indeed a shining light.—I wish you good even, sir.’

‘None,’ replied Mr. Trumbull, ‘since my dear father passed away; he was truly a guiding light.—I wish you a good evening, sir.’

‘Stay one single instant,’ said Fairford; ‘this is a matter of life and death.’

‘Stay for just a moment,’ said Fairford; ‘this is a matter of life and death.’

‘Not more than the casting the burden of our sins where they should be laid,’ said Thomas Trumbull, about to shut the door in the inquirer’s face.

‘Not more than placing the weight of our sins where they belong,’ said Thomas Trumbull, about to close the door in the inquirer's face.

‘Do you know,’ said Alan Fairford, ‘the Laird of Redgauntlet?’

‘Do you know,’ said Alan Fairford, ‘the Laird of Redgauntlet?’

‘Now Heaven defend me from treason and rebellion!’ exclaimed Trumbull. ‘Young gentleman, you are importunate. I live here among my own people, and do not consort with Jacobites and mass-mongers.’

‘Now, may Heaven protect me from treason and rebellion!’ exclaimed Trumbull. ‘Young man, you are being insistent. I live here among my own people, and I don’t associate with Jacobites and mob followers.’

He seemed about to shut the door, but did NOT shut it, a circumstance which did not escape Alan’s notice.

He looked like he was about to close the door, but he didn’t, a detail that Alan definitely noticed.

‘Mr. Redgauntlet is sometimes,’ he said, ‘called Herries of Birrenswork; perhaps you may know him under that name.’

‘Mr. Redgauntlet is sometimes,’ he said, ‘called Herries of Birrenswork; maybe you know him by that name.’

‘Friend, you are uncivil,’ answered Mr. Trumbull; ‘honest men have enough to do to keep one name undefiled. I ken nothing about those who have two. Good even to you, friend.’

‘Friend, you’re being rude,’ replied Mr. Trumbull. ‘Honest people have enough to do to keep their name clean. I know nothing about those who have two. Good evening to you, friend.’

He was now about to slam the door in his visitor’s face without further ceremony, when Alan, who had observed symptoms that the name of Redgauntlet did not seem altogether so indifferent to him as he pretended, arrested his purpose by saying, in a low voice, ‘At least you can tell me what age the moon is?’

He was about to slam the door in his visitor’s face without any more pleasantries when Alan, noticing that the name Redgauntlet seemed to affect him more than he let on, stopped him by saying in a quiet voice, “At least you can tell me how old the moon is?”

The old man started, as if from a trance, and before answering, surveyed the querist with a keen penetrating glance, which seemed to say, ‘Are you really in possession of this key to my confidence, or do you speak from mere accident?’

The old man snapped out of it, and before responding, looked at the person asking with a sharp, piercing gaze that seemed to imply, ‘Do you truly hold the key to my trust, or are you just talking by chance?’

To this keen look of scrutiny, Fairford replied by a smile of intelligence.

To this intense scrutiny, Fairford responded with a knowing smile.

The iron muscles of the old man’s face did not, however, relax, as he dropped, in a careless manner, the countersign, ‘Not light enough to land a cargo.’

The strong muscles in the old man's face didn't, however, relax, as he casually dropped the code phrase, ‘Not light enough to land a cargo.’

‘Then plague of all Aberdeen Almanacks!’

‘Then plague of all Aberdeen Almanacs!’

‘And plague of all fools that waste time,’ said Thomas Trumbull, ‘Could you not have said as much at first? And standing wasting time, and encouraging; lookers-on, in the open street too? Come in by—in by.’

‘And what a bunch of fools to waste time,’ said Thomas Trumbull, ‘Could you not have said this from the start? And standing around wasting time, encouraging spectators, in the open street no less? Come inside—come inside.’

He drew his visitor into the dark entrance of the house, and shut the door carefully; then putting his head into an apartment which the murmurs within announced to be filled with the family, he said aloud, ‘A work of necessity and mercy—Malachi, take the book—You will sing six double verses of the hundred and nineteen-and you may lecture out of the Lamentations. And, Malachi,’—this he said in an undertone,—‘see you give them a a creed of doctrine that will last them till I come back; or else these inconsiderate lads will be out of the house, and away to the publics, wasting their precious time, and, it may be, putting themselves in the way of missing the morning tide.’

He pulled his guest into the dark entrance of the house and carefully closed the door. Then, sticking his head into a room filled with family voices, he called out, “A work of necessity and mercy—Malachi, grab the book. You’ll sing six double verses from Psalm 119, and you can give a lecture from Lamentations. And, Malachi,”—he said this softly—“make sure you provide them with a set of beliefs that’ll keep them engaged until I return; otherwise, these thoughtless young men will leave the house and head to the pubs, wasting their time and maybe even missing the morning tide.”

An inarticulate answer from within intimated Malachi’s acquiescence in the commands imposed; and, Mr. Trumbull, shutting the door, muttered something about fast bind, fast find, turned the key, and put it into his pocket; and then bidding his visitor have a care of his steps, and make no noise, he led him through the house, and out at a back-door, into a little garden. Here a plaited alley conducted them, without the possibility of their being seen by any neighbour, to a door in the garden-wall, which being opened, proved to be a private entrance into a three-stalled stable; in one of which was a horse, that whinnied on their entrance. ‘Hush, hush!’ cried the old man, and presently seconded his exhortations to silence by throwing a handful of corn into the manger, and the horse soon converted his acknowledgement of their presence into the usual sound of munching and grinding his provender.

An unclear response from within suggested Malachi’s acceptance of the orders given to him; and, Mr. Trumbull, closing the door, muttered something about "what you hold tight, you’ll find tight," turned the key, and pocketed it; then, telling his guest to watch his step and keep quiet, he led him through the house and out a back door into a small garden. Here, a winding path took them where no neighbor could see them, leading to a door in the garden wall, which when opened, revealed a private entrance to a three-stalled stable; one of which had a horse that whinnied upon their arrival. “Shh, shh!” exclaimed the old man, and soon added to his plea for silence by tossing a handful of grain into the manger, and the horse quickly turned its acknowledgment of their presence into the familiar sound of munching and grinding its food.

As the light was now failing fast, the old man, with much more alertness than might have been expected from the rigidity of his figure, closed the window-shutters in an instant, produced phosphorus and matches, and lighted a stable-lantern, which he placed on the corn-bin, and then addressed Fairford. ‘We are private here, young man; and as some time has been wasted already, you will be so kind as to tell me what is your errand. Is it about the way of business, or the other job?’

As the light quickly faded, the old man, surprisingly quick for someone so stiff, shut the window shutters in a flash, grabbed some phosphorus and matches, and lit a stable lantern, which he set on the corn bin. Then he turned to Fairford. "We’re alone now, young man; and since some time has already been wasted, please tell me what brings you here. Is it about business, or something else?"

‘My business with you, Mr. Trumbull, is to request you will find me the means of delivering this letter, from Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees to the Laird of Redgauntlet.’

‘My purpose for speaking with you, Mr. Trumbull, is to ask if you can help me find a way to deliver this letter from Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees to the Laird of Redgauntlet.’

‘Humph—fashious job! Pate Maxwell will still be the auld man—always Pate-in-Peril—Craig-in-Peril, for what I know. Let me see the letter from him.’

‘Humph—fancy job! Pate Maxwell will still be the old man—always Pate-in-Peril—Craig-in-Peril, for all I know. Let me see the letter from him.’

He examined it with much care, turning it up and down, and looking at the seal very attentively. ‘All’s right, I see; it has the private mark for haste and speed. I bless my Maker that I am no great man, or great man’s fellow; and so I think no more of these passages than just to help them forward in the way of business. You are an utter stranger in these parts, I warrant?’

He looked it over carefully, flipping it around and studying the seal closely. “Everything’s good, I can see; it has the private mark for urgency. I thank my lucky stars that I’m not a big shot or connected to one, so I don’t think much of these matters apart from helping them along with their business. You're completely new around here, I assume?”

Fairford answered in the affirmative.

Fairford said yes.

‘Aye—I never saw them make a wiser choice—I must call some one to direct you what to do—Stay, we must go to him, I believe. You are well recommended to me, friend, and doubtless trusty; otherwise you may see more than I would like to show, or am in the use of showing in the common line of business.’

‘Yeah—I’ve never seen them make a smarter choice—I need to call someone to guide you on what to do—Wait, I think we should go to him. You come highly recommended to me, my friend, and I'm sure you're reliable; otherwise, you might see more than I’d like to show, or that I normally show in the usual course of things.’

Saying this, he placed his lantern on the ground, beside the post of one of the empty stalls, drew up a small spring bolt which secured it to the floor, and then forcing the post to one side, discovered a small trap-door. ‘Follow me,’ he said, and dived into the subterranean descent to which this secret aperture gave access.

Saying this, he set his lantern on the ground next to the post of one of the empty stalls, lifted a small spring bolt that secured it to the floor, and then pushed the post aside to reveal a small trapdoor. “Follow me,” he said, and jumped into the underground passage that this secret opening led to.

Fairford plunged after him, not without apprehensions of more kinds than one, but still resolved to prosecute the adventure.

Fairford jumped in after him, feeling a mix of worries but still determined to go through with the adventure.

The descent, which was not above six feet, led to a very narrow passage, which seemed to have been constructed for the precise purpose of excluding every one who chanced to be an inch more in girth than was his conductor. A small vaulted room, of about eight feet square, received them at the end of this lane. Here Mr. Trumbull left Fairford alone, and returned for an instant, as he said, to shut his concealed trap-door.

The six-foot descent led to a very narrow passage that seemed designed to keep out anyone who happened to be even an inch wider than the person guiding them. At the end of this corridor, they entered a small vaulted room that was about eight feet square. Here, Mr. Trumbull left Fairford alone and briefly returned, as he said, to close his hidden trap-door.

Fairford liked not his departure, as it left him in utter darkness; besides that his breathing was much affected by a strong and stifling smell of spirits, and other articles of a savour more powerful than agreeable to the lungs. He was very glad, therefore, when he heard the returning steps of Mr. Trumbull, who, when once more by his side, opened a strong though narrow door in the wall, and conveyed Fairford into an immense magazine of spirit-casks, and other articles of contraband trade.

Fairford didn't like his departure, as it left him in complete darkness; plus, his breathing was heavily affected by a strong and stifling odor of alcohol and other smells that were more overpowering than pleasant for his lungs. He was really relieved when he heard Mr. Trumbull's returning footsteps. Once back by his side, Trumbull opened a sturdy but narrow door in the wall and led Fairford into a huge storage area filled with barrels of spirits and other contraband items.

There was a small, light at the end of this range of well-stocked subterranean vaults, which, upon a low whistle, began to flicker and move towards them. An undefined figure, holding a dark lantern, with the light averted, approached them, whom Mr. Trumbull thus addressed:—‘Why were you not at worship, Job; and this Saturday at e’en?’

There was a small light at the end of this stretch of well-stocked underground vaults, which, after a soft whistle, started to flicker and move toward them. An indistinct figure, holding a dark lantern with the light turned away, approached them, and Mr. Trumbull addressed him:—‘Why weren’t you at worship, Job; and this Saturday evening?’

‘Swanston was loading the JENNY, sir; and I stayed to serve out the article.’

‘Swanston was loading the JENNY, sir; and I stayed to distribute the supplies.’

‘True—a work of necessity, and in the way of business. Does the JUMPING JENNY sail this tide?’

‘True—a task that needs to be done, and part of the business. Is the JUMPING JENNY sailing this tide?’

‘Aye, aye, sir; she sails for’—

‘Yeah, yeah, sir; she leaves for’—

‘I did not ask you WHERE she sailed for, Job,’ said the old gentleman, interrupting him. ‘I thank my Maker, I know nothing of their incomings or outgoings. I sell my article fairly and in the ordinary way of business; and I wash my hands of everything else. But what I wished to know is, whether the gentleman called the Laird of the Solway Lakes is on the other side of the Border even now?’

‘I didn’t ask you WHERE she set sail for, Job,’ said the old gentleman, interrupting him. ‘I thank my Maker, I don’t know anything about their arrivals or departures. I sell my goods fairly and in the usual way of business; and I wash my hands of everything else. But what I wanted to know is, whether the gentleman called the Laird of the Solway Lakes is on the other side of the Border right now?’

‘Aye, aye,’ said Job, ‘the laird is something in my own line, you know—a little contraband or so, There is a statute for him—But no matter; he took the sands after the splore at the Quaker’s fish-traps yonder; for he has a leal heart, the laird, and is always true to the country-side. But avast—is all snug here?’

‘Yeah, yeah,’ said Job, ‘the landowner is sort of in my area, you know—a little smuggling or something. There’s a law for him—but whatever; he took the sands after the ruckus at the Quaker’s fish traps over there; he has a loyal heart, the landowner, and is always true to the countryside. But wait— is everything okay here?’

So saying, he suddenly turned on Alan Fairford the light side of the lantern he carried, who, by the transient gleam which it threw in passing on the man who bore it, saw a huge figure, upwards of six feet high, with a rough hairy cap on his head, and a set of features corresponding to his bulky frame. He thought also he observed pistols at his belt.

So saying, he suddenly shone the light from the lantern he was carrying on Alan Fairford, who, by the brief flash it gave off while passing over the man holding it, saw a huge figure, over six feet tall, with a rough, hairy cap on his head and a face that matched his large build. He also thought he noticed pistols at the man's belt.

‘I will answer for this gentleman,’ said Mr. Trumbull; ‘he must be brought to speech of the laird.’

‘I will speak for this gentleman,’ said Mr. Trumbull; ‘he needs to be brought to talk to the laird.’

‘That will be kittle steering,’ said the subordinate personage; ‘for I understood that the laird and his folk were no sooner on the other side than the land-sharks were on them, and some mounted lobsters from Carlisle; and so they were obliged to split and squander. There are new brooms out to sweep the country of them, they say; for the brush was a hard one; and they say there was a lad drowned;—he was not one of the laird’s gang, so there was the less matter.’

‘That’ll be tricky to navigate,’ said the subordinate. ‘I heard that as soon as the laird and his people got to the other side, the land-sharks went after them, along with some mounted soldiers from Carlisle; so they had to scatter and waste resources. They say there are new forces getting ready to clean them out because the previous efforts were tough; and they mention that a guy drowned—but he wasn't part of the laird's crew, so it’s not a big deal.’

‘Peace! prithee, peace, Job Rutledge,’ said honest, pacific Mr. Trumbull. ‘I wish thou couldst remember, man, that I desire to know nothing of your roars and splores, your brooms and brushes. I dwell here among my own people; and I sell my commodity to him who comes in the way of business; and so wash my hands of all consequences, as becomes a quiet subject and an honest man. I never take payment, save in ready money.’

‘Peace! Please, just be quiet, Job Rutledge,’ said the honest and peaceful Mr. Trumbull. ‘I wish you could remember, man, that I want to know nothing about your yells and uproar, your brooms and brushes. I live here among my own people; and I sell my goods to anyone who comes by for business; and so I wash my hands of all consequences, like a good citizen and an honest man. I only accept payment in cash.’

‘Aye, aye,’ muttered he with the lantern, ‘your worship, Mr. Trumbull, understands that in the way of business.’

‘Yeah, yeah,’ he mumbled with the lantern, ‘you know, Mr. Trumbull, understands that in the way of business.’

‘Well, I hope you will one day know, Job,’ answered Mr. Trumbull,—‘the comfort of a conscience void of offence, and that fears neither gauger nor collector, neither excise nor customs. The business is to pass this gentleman to Cumberland upon earnest business, and to procure him speech with the Laird of the Solway Lakes—I suppose that can be done? Now I think Nanty Ewart, if he sails with the brig this morning tide, is the man to set him forward.’

‘Well, I hope you’ll understand one day, Job,’ replied Mr. Trumbull, ‘the relief of having a clear conscience that isn’t afraid of inspection or taxes, whether they’re excise or customs. The goal is to get this gentleman to Cumberland on urgent business and arrange for him to speak with the Laird of the Solway Lakes—I assume that can be arranged? I believe Nanty Ewart, if he sails with the ship this morning, is the right person to help him out.’

‘Aye, aye, truly is he,’ said Job; ‘never man knew the Border, dale and fell, pasture and ploughland, better than Nanty; and he can always bring him to the laird, too, if you are sure the gentleman’s right. But indeed that’s his own look-out; for were he the best man in Scotland, and the chairman of the d—d Board to boot, and had fifty men at his back, he were as well not visit the laird for anything but good. As for Nanty, he is word and blow, a d—d deal fiercer than Cristie Nixon that they keep such a din about. I have seen them both tried, by’—

‘Yeah, you’re right,’ said Job; ‘no one knows the Border, the valleys and the hills, the pastures and the farmland better than Nanty; and he can always get him to the landlord too, if you’re sure the guy is legitimate. But that’s his own responsibility; because even if he were the best man in Scotland, and the chairman of the damn Board to boot, and had fifty men backing him, it wouldn’t be a good idea for him to visit the landlord unless it’s for something important. As for Nanty, he’s all talk and action, way fiercer than Cristie Nixon, who everyone makes such a fuss about. I’ve seen them both tested, by—’

Fairford now found himself called upon to say something; yet his feelings, upon finding himself thus completely in the power of a canting hypocrite, and of his retainer, who had so much the air of a determined ruffian, joined to the strong and abominable fume which they snuffed up with indifference, while it almost deprived him of respiration, combined to render utterance difficult. He stated, however, that he had no evil intentions towards the laird, as they called him, but was only the bearer of a letter to him on particular business, from Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees.

Fairford now felt he had to say something; however, his emotions, realizing he was completely at the mercy of a deceitful hypocrite and his henchman, who looked like a real thug, along with the strong and disgusting smell they inhaled without care, which nearly made it hard for him to breathe, made it tough to speak. He managed to say, though, that he had no bad intentions towards the laird, as they referred to him, but was just delivering a letter to him on specific business from Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees.

‘Aye, aye,’ said Job, ‘that may be well enough; and if Mr. Trumbull is satisfied that the service is right, why, we will give you a cast in the JUMPING JENNY this tide, and Nanty Ewart will put you on a way of finding the laird, I warrant you.’

‘Sure,’ said Job, ‘that sounds good; and if Mr. Trumbull thinks the service is fine, then we'll give you a shot in the JUMPING JENNY this tide, and Nanty Ewart will help you figure out how to find the laird, I promise you.’

‘I may for the present return, I presume, to the inn where I left my horse?’ said Fairford.

‘I guess I can head back to the inn where I left my horse for now?’ said Fairford.

‘With pardon,’ replied Mr. Trumbull, ‘you have been ower far ben with us for that; but Job will take you to a place where you may sleep rough till he calls you. I will bring you what little baggage you can need—for those who go on such errands must not be dainty. I will myself see after your horse, for a merciful man is merciful to his beast—a matter too often forgotten in our way of business.’

‘With all due respect,’ replied Mr. Trumbull, ‘you’ve come too far in here for that; but Job will take you to a place where you can stay until he calls you. I’ll bring you whatever little luggage you need—those who take on such tasks shouldn’t be picky. I’ll make sure to look after your horse, because a kind person is kind to their animal—a detail that’s often overlooked in our line of work.’

‘Why, Master Trumbull,’ replied Job, ‘you know that when we are chased, it’s no time to shorten sail, and so the boys do ride whip and spur.’ He stopped in his speech, observing the old man had vanished through the door by which he had entered—‘That’s always the way with old Turnpenny,’ he said to Fairford; ‘he cares for nothing of the trade but the profit—now, d—me, if I don’t think the fun of it is better worth while. But come along, my fine chap; I must stow you away in safety until it is time to go aboard.’

‘Why, Master Trumbull,’ Job replied, ‘you know that when we’re being chased, it’s not the time to take in the sails, so the boys give it everything they’ve got.’ He paused mid-sentence, noticing that the old man had disappeared through the door he had come in from—‘That’s just how old Turnpenny is,’ he told Fairford; ‘he cares about nothing in the trade except the profit—now, damn it, if I don’t think the fun of it is worth more. But come on, my good fellow; I need to make sure you’re safe until it’s time to board.’





CHAPTER XIII

NARRATIVE OF ALAN FAIRFORD, CONTINUED

Fairford followed his gruff guide among a labyrinth of barrels and puncheons, on which he had more than once like to have broken his nose, and from thence into what, by the glimpse of the passing lantern upon a desk and writing materials, seemed to be a small office for the dispatch of business. Here there appeared no exit; but the smuggler, or smuggler’s ally, availing himself of a ladder, removed an old picture, which showed a door about seven feet from the ground, and Fairford, still following Job, was involved in another tortuous and dark passage, which involuntarily reminded him of Peter Peebles’s lawsuit. At the end of this labyrinth, when he had little guess where he had been conducted, and was, according to the French phrase, totally DESORIENTE, Job suddenly set down the lantern, and availing himself of the flame to light two candles which stood on the table, asked if Alan would choose anything to eat, recommending, at all events, a slug of brandy to keep out the night air. Fairford declined both, but inquired after his baggage.

Fairford followed his gruff guide through a maze of barrels and casks, nearly breaking his nose more than once. They then entered what appeared to be a small office, illuminated by the flicker of a passing lantern on a desk with writing materials. There didn’t seem to be any exit, but the smuggler, or the smuggler’s accomplice, used a ladder to remove an old painting, revealing a door about seven feet above the ground. Still trailing Job, Fairford found himself in another winding and dark passage, which reminded him of Peter Peebles’s lawsuit. At the end of this maze, with no clue where he had ended up and feeling completely disoriented, Job suddenly set down the lantern and used the flame to light two candles on the table. He asked Alan if he wanted anything to eat, suggesting a shot of brandy to ward off the chill of the night. Fairford declined both but asked about his luggage.

‘The old master will take care of that himself,’ said Job Rutledge; and drawing back in the direction in which he had entered, he vanished from the farther end of the apartment, by a mode which the candles, still shedding an imperfect light, gave Alan no means of ascertaining. Thus the adventurous young lawyer was left alone in the apartment to which he had been conducted by so singular a passage.

‘The old master will handle that himself,’ said Job Rutledge; and stepping back toward the way he came, he disappeared from the far end of the room, in a way that the candles, still casting a dim light, gave Alan no way to see. So, the daring young lawyer was left alone in the room he had entered through such an unusual entrance.

In this condition, it was Alan’s first employment to survey, with some accuracy, the place where he was; and accordingly, having trimmed the lights, he walked slowly round the apartment, examining its appearance and dimensions. It seemed to be such a small dining-parlour as is usually found in the house of the better class of artisans, shopkeepers, and such persons, having a recess at the upper end, and the usual furniture of an ordinary description. He found a door, which he endeavoured to open, but it was locked on the outside. A corresponding door on the same side of the apartment admitted him into a closet, upon the front shelves of which were punch-bowls, glasses, tea-cups, and the like, while on one side was hung a horseman’s greatcoat of the coarsest materials, with two great horse-pistols peeping out of the pocket, and on the floor stood a pair of well-spattered jack-boots, the usual equipment of the time, at least for long journeys.

In this situation, it was Alan’s first task to carefully examine the place where he was. So, after adjusting the lights, he slowly walked around the room, looking at its appearance and size. It seemed to be a small dining room typical of better-off artisans, shopkeepers, and similar people, featuring a recess at one end and the usual types of furniture. He found a door that he tried to open, but it was locked from the outside. A corresponding door on the same side of the room led him into a closet, where he saw punch bowls, glasses, tea cups, and other items on the front shelves. On one side, there was a rough horseman’s greatcoat hanging, with two large horse pistols poking out of the pocket, and on the floor were a pair of well-soiled jack-boots, common gear at the time, especially for long trips.

Not greatly liking the contents of the closet, Alan Fairford shut the door, and resumed his scrutiny round the walls of the apartment, in order to discover the mode of Job Rutledge’s retreat. The secret passage was, however, too artificially concealed, and the young lawyer had nothing better to do than to meditate on the singularity of his present situation. He had long known that the excise laws had occasioned an active contraband trade betwixt Scotland and England, which then, as now, existed, and will continue to exist until the utter abolition of the wretched system which establishes an inequality of duties betwixt the different parts of the same kingdom; a system, be it said in passing, mightily resembling the conduct of a pugilist, who should tie up one arm that he might fight the better with the other. But Fairford was unprepared for the expensive and regular establishments by which the illicit traffic was carried on, and could not have conceived that the capital employed in it should have been adequate to the erection of these extensive buildings, with all their contrivances for secrecy of communication. He was musing on these circumstances, not without some anxiety for the progress of his own journey, when suddenly, as he lifted his eyes, he discovered old Mr. Trumbull at the upper end of the apartment, bearing in one hand a small bundle, in the other his dark lantern, the light of which, as he advanced, he directed full upon Fairford’s countenance.

Not particularly fond of what he found in the closet, Alan Fairford closed the door and continued examining the apartment’s walls to figure out how Job Rutledge had escaped. However, the hidden passage was too cleverly concealed, and the young lawyer had no choice but to reflect on the oddity of his situation. He was already aware that the excise laws had sparked a lively smuggling trade between Scotland and England, which back then, as now, was thriving and would persist until the complete elimination of the flawed system that creates unfair duties across different parts of the same kingdom; a system, by the way, very much like a boxer tying up one arm to fight better with the other. But Fairford was taken aback by the costly and organized operations supporting the illegal trade, and he couldn’t have imagined that the money invested in it could build such extensive structures with all their secret communication methods. He was lost in thought about these things, somewhat anxious about his own journey, when suddenly, as he looked up, he noticed old Mr. Trumbull at the far end of the apartment, carrying a small bundle in one hand and a dark lantern in the other, directing the light right at Fairford’s face as he approached.

Though such an apparition was exactly what he expected, yet he did not see the grim, stern old man present himself thus suddenly without emotion; especially when he recollected, what to a youth of his pious education was peculiarly shocking, that the grizzled hypocrite was probably that instant arisen from his knees to Heaven, for the purpose of engaging in the mysterious transactions of a desperate and illegal trade.

Though this surprise was exactly what he expected, he still couldn’t see the grim, stern old man appear so suddenly without feeling anything; especially when he remembered, what would be particularly shocking to a young man raised with good morals, that the gray-haired hypocrite had probably just gotten up from his knees to Heaven to take part in the mysterious dealings of a desperate and illegal trade.

The old man, accustomed to judge with ready sharpness of the physiognomy of those with whom he had business, did not fail to remark something like agitation in Fairford’s demeanour. ‘Have ye taken the rue?’ said he. ‘Will ye take the sheaf from the mare, and give up the venture?’

The old man, used to quickly assessing the faces of those he dealt with, noticed a hint of unease in Fairford's behavior. "Have you taken the rue?" he asked. "Will you take the sheaf from the mare and abandon the venture?"

‘Never!’ said Fairford, firmly, stimulated at once by his natural spirit, and the recollection of his friend; ‘never, while I have life and strength to follow it out!’

‘Never!’ said Fairford, firmly, fueled by his natural spirit and the memory of his friend; ‘never, as long as I have life and strength to pursue it!’

‘I have brought you,’ said Trumbull, ‘a clean shirt, and some stockings, which is all the baggage you can conveniently carry, and I will cause one of the lads lend you a horseman’s coat, for it is ill sailing or riding without one; and, touching your valise, it will be as safe in my poor house, were it full of the gold of Ophir, as if it were in the depth of the mine.’ ‘I have no doubt of it,’ said Fairford.

‘I brought you,’ said Trumbull, ‘a clean shirt and some stockings, which is all the stuff you can easily carry, and I’ll have one of the guys lend you a horseman’s coat since it’s tough sailing or riding without one. As for your bag, it’ll be as safe in my humble house, even if it were filled with the gold of Ophir, as if it were deep in the mine.’ ‘I believe that,’ said Fairford.

‘And now,’ said Trumbull, again, ‘I pray you to tell me by what name I am to name you to Nanty (which is Antony) Ewart?’

‘And now,’ said Trumbull again, ‘I ask you to tell me what name I should use to refer to you when I tell Nanty (who is Antony) Ewart?’

‘By the name of Alan Fairford,’ answered the young lawyer.

'My name is Alan Fairford,' answered the young lawyer.

‘But that,’ said Mr. Trumbull, in reply, ‘is your own proper name and surname.’

‘But that,’ said Mr. Trumbull in response, ‘is your own proper name and last name.’

‘And what other should I give?’ said the young man; ‘do you think I have any occasion for an alias? And, besides, Mr. Trumbull,’ added Alan, thinking a little raillery might intimate confidence of spirit, ‘you blessed yourself, but a little while since, that you had no acquaintance with those who defiled their names so far as to be obliged to change them.’

‘And what else should I give?’ said the young man; ‘do you think I need a fake name? And, besides, Mr. Trumbull,’ Alan added, thinking a bit of teasing might show confidence, ‘you just said not long ago that you had no connections with people who tarnished their names so much that they had to change them.’

‘True, very true,’ said Mr. Trumbull; ‘nevertheless, young man, my grey hairs stand unreproved in this matter; for, in my line of business, when I sit under my vine and my fig-tree, exchanging the strong waters of the north for the gold which is the price thereof, I have, I thank Heaven, no disguises to keep with any man, and wear my own name of Thomas Trumbull, without any chance that the same may be polluted. Whereas, thou, who art to journey in miry ways, and amongst a strange people, mayst do well to have two names, as thou hast two shirts, the one to keep the other clean.’

“True, very true,” said Mr. Trumbull; “however, young man, my gray hairs are safe in this matter; for, in my line of work, when I sit under my vine and fig tree, trading the strong spirits of the north for the gold that pays for them, I have, thank Heaven, no need for disguises with anyone, and I proudly use my own name, Thomas Trumbull, without worrying that it might be tainted. But you, who are traveling through muddy paths and among unfamiliar people, might do well to have two names, just like you have two shirts, one to keep the other clean.”

Here he emitted a chuckling grunt, which lasted for two vibrations of the pendulum exactly, and was the only approach towards laughter in which old Turnpenny, as he was nicknamed, was ever known to indulge.

Here he let out a chuckling grunt, which lasted exactly for two swings of the pendulum, and was the closest he ever got to laughing, old Turnpenny, as he was called.

‘You are witty, Mr. Trumbull,’ said Fairford; ‘but jests are no arguments—I shall keep my own name.’

‘You’re clever, Mr. Trumbull,’ said Fairford; ‘but jokes aren’t arguments—I’m going to stick with my own name.’

‘At your own pleasure,’ said the merchant; ‘there is but one name which,’ &c. &c, &c.

‘At your own pleasure,’ said the merchant; ‘there is just one name which,’ &c. &c, &c.

We will not follow the hypocrite through the impious cant which he added, in order to close the subject.

We won’t follow the hypocrite through the fake moralizing he added to wrap up the topic.

Alan followed him, in silent abhorrence, to the recess in which the beaufet was placed, and which was so artificially made as to conceal another of those traps with which the whole building abounded. This concealment admitted them to the same winding passage by which the young lawyer had been brought thither. The path which they now took amid these mazes, differed from the direction in which he had been guided by Rutledge. It led upwards, and terminated beneath a garret window. Trumbull opened it, and with more agility than his age promised, clambered out upon the leads. If Fairford’s journey had been hitherto in a stifled and subterranean atmosphere, it was now open, lofty, and airy enough; for he had to follow his guide over leads and slates, which the old smuggler traversed with the dexterity of a cat. It is true, his course was facilitated by knowing exactly where certain stepping-places and holdfasts were placed, of which Fairford could not so readily avail himself; but, after a difficult and somewhat perilous progress along the roofs of two or three houses, they at length descended by a skylight into a garret room, and from thence by the stairs into a public-house; for such it appeared, by the ringing of bells, whistling for waiters and attendance, bawling of ‘House, house, here!’ chorus of sea songs, and the like noises.

Alan followed him, feeling silent disgust, to the alcove where the sideboard was kept, which was so cleverly designed that it hid another one of the traps that filled the entire building. This hidden spot led them to the same winding hallway that had brought the young lawyer there. The path they took through these twists and turns was different from the route Rutledge had taken him. It went upward and ended beneath a garret window. Trumbull opened it and climbed out onto the roof with surprising agility for his age. If Fairford's journey had felt suffocating and underground until now, it was suddenly open, high, and breezy; he had to follow his guide across rooftops and slates, which the old smuggler navigated like a cat. True, Trumbull had an advantage, knowing exactly where the best footholds and grips were, which Fairford couldn’t easily find; but after a challenging and somewhat risky trek across the roofs of a couple of houses, they eventually dropped down through a skylight into a garret room, and from there took the stairs down into a pub. It certainly felt like one, what with the ringing of bells, calls for waiters and service, shouts of "House, house, here!" and a mix of sea shanties and other loud noises.

Having descended to the second story, and entered a room there in which there was a light, old Mr. Trumbull rang the bell of the apartment thrice, with an interval betwixt each, during which he told deliberately the number twenty. Immediately after the third ringing the landlord appeared, with stealthy step, and an appearance of mystery on his buxom visage. He greeted Mr. Trumbull, who was his landlord as it proved, with great respect, and expressed some surprise at seeing him so late, as he termed it, ‘on Saturday e’en.’

Having gone down to the second floor and entered a room that had a light, old Mr. Trumbull rang the apartment's bell three times, pausing between each ring to slowly say the number twenty. Right after the third ring, the landlord appeared, walking quietly and looking mysterious with a wide smile. He greeted Mr. Trumbull, who turned out to be his landlord, with great respect and seemed a bit surprised to see him so late, as he put it, "on Saturday evening."

‘And I, Robin Hastie,’ said the landlord to the tenant, am more surprised than pleased, to hear sae muckle din in your house, Robie, so near the honourable Sabbath; and I must mind you that it is contravening the terms of your tack, whilk stipulates that you should shut your public on Saturday at nine o’clock, at latest.’

‘And I, Robin Hastie,’ said the landlord to the tenant, ‘am more surprised than pleased to hear so much noise in your house, Robie, so close to the holy Sabbath; and I have to remind you that this goes against the terms of your lease, which states that you should close your pub on Saturday by nine o'clock, at the latest.’

‘Yes, sir,’ said Robin Hastie, no way alarmed at the gravity of the rebuke, ‘but you must take tent that I have admitted naebody but you, Mr. Trumbull (who by the way admitted yoursell), since nine o’clock for the most of the folk have been here for several hours about the lading, and so on, of the brig. It is not full tide yet, and I cannot put the men out into the street. If I did, they would go to some other public, and their souls would be nane the better, and my purse muckle the waur; for how am I to pay the rent if I do not sell the liquor?’

"Yes, sir," said Robin Hastie, not at all worried about the seriousness of the reprimand, "but you should know that I haven't let anyone in except you, Mr. Trumbull (who, by the way, let himself in) since nine o'clock. Most of the people have been here for several hours regarding the loading and so on of the brig. It’s not high tide yet, and I can’t just throw the men out onto the street. If I did, they would go to another pub, and that wouldn't do anyone any good, and it would hurt my pocket a lot more; because how am I supposed to pay the rent if I don’t sell the drinks?"

‘Nay, then,’ said Thomas Trumbull, ‘if it is a work of necessity, and in the honest independent way of business, no doubt there is balm in Gilead. But prithee, Robin, wilt thou see if Nanty Ewart be, as is most likely, amongst these unhappy topers; and if so, let him step this way cannily, and speak to me and this young gentleman. And it’s dry talking, Robin—you must minister to us a bowl of punch—ye ken my gage.’

‘Well then,’ said Thomas Trumbull, ‘if this is something we need to do, and it’s just part of doing business honestly, then I’m sure there’s hope. But please, Robin, could you check if Nanty Ewart is here, as is likely, among these unfortunate drinkers? If he is, have him come over quietly and talk to me and this young man. And it’s boring just talking, Robin—you need to get us a bowl of punch—you know my wager.’

‘From a mutchkin to a gallon, I ken your honour’s taste, Mr. Thomas Trumbull,’ said mine host; ‘and ye shall hang me over the signpost if there be a drap mair lemon or a curn less sugar than just suits you. There are three of you—you will be for the auld Scots peremptory pint-stoup for the success of the voyage?’ [The Scottish pint of liquid measure comprehends four English measures of the same denomination. The jest is well known of my poor countryman, who, driven to extremity by the raillery of the Southern, on the small denomination of the Scottish coin, at length answered, ‘Aye, aye! But the deil tak them that has the LEAST PINT-STOUP.‘]

‘From a small drink to a gallon, I know your taste, Mr. Thomas Trumbull,’ said the innkeeper; ‘and you can stake my life on it that there won’t be a drop more lemon or a grain less sugar than what you like. There are three of you—are you going for the old Scots pint mug for the success of the journey?’ [The Scottish pint of liquid measure equals four English measures of the same kind. The joke is well-known about my poor countryman, who, pushed to the limit by the teasing of the Southerners about the small size of Scottish coins, finally responded, ‘Yeah, yeah! But the devil take those who have the LEAST PINT MUG.‘]

‘Better pray for it than drink for it, Robin,’ said Mr. Trumbull. ‘Yours is a dangerous trade, Robin; it hurts mony a ane—baith host and guest. But ye will get the blue bowl, Robin—the blue bowl—that will sloken all their drouth, and prevent the sinful repetition of whipping for an eke of a Saturday at e’en. Aye, Robin, it is a pity of Nanty Ewart—Nanty likes the turning up of his little finger unco weel, and we maunna stint him, Robin, so as we leave him sense to steer by.’

“Better to pray for it than to drink for it, Robin,” said Mr. Trumbull. “Yours is a risky business, Robin; it harms many people—both hosts and guests. But you will get the blue bowl, Robin—the blue bowl—that will quench their thirst and stop the sinful cycle of getting whipped for an extra drink on a Saturday evening. Yes, Robin, it’s a shame about Nanty Ewart—Nanty really enjoys lifting his little finger, and we can’t deprive him, Robin, as long as we leave him with enough sense to navigate.”

‘Nanty Ewart could steer through the Pentland Firth though he were as drunk as the Baltic Ocean,’ said Robin Hastie; and instantly tripping downstairs, he speedily returned with the materials for what he called his BROWST, which consisted of two English quarts of spirits, in a huge blue bowl, with all the ingredients for punch in the same formidable proportion. At the same time he introduced Mr. Antony or Nanty Ewart, whose person, although he was a good deal flustered with liquor, was different from what Fairford expected. His dress was what is emphatically termed the shabby genteel—a frock with tarnished lace—a small cocked hat, ornamented in a similar way—a scarlet waistcoat, with faded embroidery, breeches of the same, with silver knee-bands, and he wore a smart hanger and a pair of pistols in a sullied swordbelt.

‘Nanty Ewart could navigate through the Pentland Firth even if he were as drunk as the Baltic Ocean,’ said Robin Hastie; and immediately rushing downstairs, he quickly came back with what he called his BROWST, which consisted of two English quarts of spirits in a large blue bowl, along with all the punch ingredients in equally generous amounts. At the same time, he introduced Mr. Antony or Nanty Ewart, whose appearance, although he was quite tipsy, was different from what Fairford expected. His outfit was what is often called shabby genteel—a frock coat with tarnished lace—a small cocked hat decorated in the same way—a scarlet waistcoat with faded embroidery, matching breeches with silver knee-bands, and he carried a stylish hanger and a pair of pistols in a worn swordbelt.

‘Here I come, patron,’ he said, shaking hands with Mr. Trumbull. ‘Well, I see you have got some grog aboard.’

‘Here I come, boss,’ he said, shaking hands with Mr. Trumbull. ‘Well, I see you’ve got some drinks on board.’

‘It is not my custom, Mr. Ewart,’ said the old gentleman, ‘as you well know, to become a chamberer or carouser thus late on Saturday at e’en; but I wanted to recommend to your attention a young friend of ours, that is going upon a something particular journey, with a letter to our friend the Laird from Pate-in-Peril, as they call him.’

‘It’s not my usual habit, Mr. Ewart,’ said the old gentleman, ‘as you already know, to be out partying this late on a Saturday night; but I wanted to bring to your attention a young friend of ours who is going on a special journey, carrying a letter to our friend the Laird from Pate-in-Peril, as they call him.’

‘Aye—indeed?—he must be in high trust for so young a gentleman. I wish you joy, sir,’ bowing to Fairford. ‘By’r lady, as Shakespeare says, you are bringing up a neck for a fair end. Come, patron, we will drink to Mr. What-shall-call-um. What is his name? Did you tell me? And have I forgot it already.’

"Aye—really?—he must have a lot of trust for someone so young. Congratulations, sir," he said, bowing to Fairford. "By my lady, as Shakespeare puts it, you are preparing for a bright future. Come on, let’s raise a glass to Mr. What’s-his-name. What is his name? Did you tell me? Have I already forgotten it?"

‘Mr. Alan Fairford,’ said Trumbull.

“Mr. Alan Fairford,” said Trumbull.

‘Aye, Mr. Alan Fairford—a good name for a fair trader—Mr. Alan Fairford; and may he be long withheld from the topmost round of ambition, which I take to be the highest round of a certain ladder.’

‘Yes, Mr. Alan Fairford—a fitting name for an honest trader—Mr. Alan Fairford; and may he long be kept away from the peak of ambition, which I believe to be the highest step of a certain ladder.’

While he spoke, he seized the punch-ladle, and began to fill the glasses. But Mr. Trumbull arrested his hand, until he had, as he expressed himself, sanctified the liquor by a long grace; during the pronunciation of which he shut indeed his eyes, but his nostrils became dilated, as if he were snuffing up the fragrant beverage with peculiar complacency.

While he talked, he grabbed the punch ladle and started filling the glasses. But Mr. Trumbull stopped him, until he had, as he put it, blessed the drink with a long prayer; while saying this, he closed his eyes, but his nostrils flared, as if he were savoring the fragrant beverage with special satisfaction.

When the grace was at length over, the three friends sat down to their beverage, and invited Alan Fairford to partake. Anxious about his situation, and disgusted as he was with his company, he craved, and with difficulty obtained permission, under the allegation of being fatigued, heated, and the like, to stretch himself on a couch which was in the apartment, and attempted at least to procure some rest before high-water, when the vessel was to sail.

When the grace finally ended, the three friends sat down to their drinks and invited Alan Fairford to join them. Worried about his situation and annoyed by their company, he requested, and with some difficulty got permission, claiming to be tired and overheated, to lie down on a couch that was in the room. He tried to get some rest before high tide, when the ship was set to leave.

He was at length permitted to use his freedom, and stretched himself on the couch, having his eyes for some time fixed on the jovial party he had left, and straining his ears to catch if possible a little of their conversation. This he soon found was to no purpose for what did actually reach his ears was disguised so completely by the use of cant words and the thieves-latin called slang, that even when he caught the words, he found himself as far as ever from the sense of their conversation. At length he fell asleep.

He was finally allowed to use his freedom and lay down on the couch, keeping his eyes on the cheerful group he had left, straining to hear some of their conversation. He quickly realized this was pointless, as what he managed to hear was so heavily disguised by jargon and the thieves' slang that even when he understood the words, he remained completely lost when it came to the meaning of their conversation. Eventually, he fell asleep.

It was after Alan had slumbered for three or four hours, that he was wakened by voices bidding him rise up and prepare to be jogging. He started up accordingly, and found himself in presence of the same party of boon companions; who had just dispatched their huge bowl of punch. To Alan’s surprise, the liquor had made but little innovation on the brains of men who were accustomed to drink at all hours, and in the most inordinate quantities. The landlord indeed spoke a little thick, and the texts of Mr. Thomas Trumbull stumbled on his tongue; but Nanty was one of those topers, who, becoming early what bon vivants term flustered, remain whole nights and days at the same point of intoxication; and, in fact, as they are seldom entirely sober, can be as rarely seen absolutely drunk. Indeed, Fairford, had he not known how Ewart had been engaged whilst he himself was asleep, would almost have sworn when he awoke, that the man was more sober than when he first entered the room.

It was after Alan had slept for three or four hours that he was woken by voices telling him to get up and get ready to jog. He quickly got up and found himself in the company of the same group of friends who had just finished a large bowl of punch. To Alan’s surprise, the drink hadn’t seemed to affect the minds of these guys, who were used to drinking at all hours and in enormous amounts. The landlord did speak a bit slurred, and he stumbled over the words of Mr. Thomas Trumbull, but Nanty was one of those drinkers who, after becoming what party-goers call tipsy, could stay at the same level of intoxication for whole nights and days; in fact, since they are rarely completely sober, they are just as rarely seen truly drunk. Indeed, Fairford, if he hadn’t known what Ewart had been up to while he slept, would have almost sworn that the guy was more sober when he woke up than when he first came into the room.

He was confirmed in this opinion when they descended below, where two or three sailors and ruffian-looking fellows awaited their commands. Ewart took the whole direction upon himself, gave his orders with briefness and precision, and looked to their being executed with the silence and celerity which that peculiar crisis required. All were now dismissed for the brig, which lay, as Fairford was given to understand, a little farther down the river, which is navigable for vessels of light burden till almost within a mile of the town.

He felt validated in this belief when they went below, where a few sailors and rough-looking guys were waiting for orders. Ewart took charge of everything, issued his commands quickly and clearly, and expected them to be carried out with the quiet efficiency that the situation demanded. Everyone was now sent off to the brig, which, as Fairford was told, was a bit further down the river, navigable for small vessels until nearly a mile from the town.

When they issued from the inn, the landlord bid them goodbye. Old Trumbull walked a little way with them, but the air had probably considerable effect on the state of his brain; for after reminding Alan Fairford that the next day was the honourable Sabbath, he became extremely excursive in an attempt to exhort him to keep it holy. At length, being perhaps sensible that he was becoming unintelligible, he thrust a volume into Fairford’s hand—hiccuping at the same time—‘Good book—good book—fine hymn-book—fit for the honourable Sabbath, whilk awaits us to-morrow morning.’ Here the iron tongue of time told five from the town steeple of Annan, to the further confusion of Mr. Trumbull’s already disordered ideas. ‘Aye? Is Sunday come and gone already? Heaven be praised! Only it is a marvel the afternoon is sae dark for the time of the year—Sabbath has slipped ower quietly, but we have reason to bless oursells it has not been altogether misemployed. I heard little of the preaching—a cauld moralist, I doubt, served that out—but, eh—the prayer—I mind it as if I had said the words mysell.’ Here he repeated one or two petitions, which were probably a part of his family devotions, before he was summoned forth to what he called the way of business. ‘I never remember a Sabbath pass so cannily off in my life.’ Then he recollected himself a little, and said to Alan, ‘You may read that book, Mr. Fairford, to-morrow, all the same, though it be Monday; for, you see, it was Saturday when we were thegither, and now it’s Sunday and it’s dark night—so the Sabbath has slipped clean away through our fingers like water through a sieve, which abideth not; and we have to begin again to-morrow morning, in the weariful, base, mean, earthly employments, whilk are unworthy of an immortal spirit—always excepting the way of business.’

When they came out of the inn, the landlord said goodbye. Old Trumbull walked a little way with them, but the fresh air probably affected his mind; after reminding Alan Fairford that the next day was the honorable Sabbath, he became pretty scattered as he tried to encourage him to keep it holy. Eventually, sensing that he was becoming hard to understand, he shoved a book into Fairford’s hand—hiccuping at the same time—“Good book—good book—great hymn book—perfect for the honorable Sabbath, which awaits us tomorrow morning.” At that moment, the clock in the town steeple of Annan struck five, further confusing Mr. Trumbull's already mixed-up thoughts. “Oh? Has Sunday come and gone already? Thank goodness! It’s just surprising that the afternoon is so dark for this time of year—Sabbath has passed quietly, but we have reason to be thankful it hasn’t been completely wasted. I didn’t catch much of the sermon—a cold moralist, I suspect, delivered that—but, oh—the prayer—I remember it as if I had said the words myself.” He recited one or two petitions that were probably part of his family prayers, before he was called away to what he called the way of business. “I’ve never had a Sabbath pass by so smoothly in my life.” Then he collected himself a bit and said to Alan, “You can still read that book tomorrow, Mr. Fairford, even though it’s Monday; because, you see, it was Saturday when we were together, and now it’s Sunday and it’s dark night—so the Sabbath has slipped right through our fingers like water through a sieve, which doesn’t last; and we have to start over again tomorrow morning, in the tiring, lowly, mundane tasks, which are unworthy of an immortal spirit—always excepting the way of business.”

Three of the fellows were now returning to the town, and, at Ewart’s command, they cut short the patriarch’s exhortation, by leading him back to his own residence. The rest of the party then proceeded to the brig, which only waited their arrival to get under weigh and drop down the river. Nanty Ewart betook himself to steering the brig, and the very touch of the helm seemed to dispel the remaining influence of the liquor which he had drunk, since, through a troublesome and intricate channel, he was able to direct the course of his little vessel with the most perfect accuracy and safety.

Three of the guys were now heading back to town, and, at Ewart’s command, they interrupted the elder’s speech by taking him back to his house. The rest of the group then made their way to the brig, which was just waiting for them to set sail and head down the river. Nanty Ewart took over steering the brig, and the moment he touched the helm, it seemed to shake off the lingering effects of the alcohol he had consumed, allowing him to navigate the tricky channel with complete accuracy and safety.

Alan Fairford, for some time, availed himself of the clearness of the summer morning to gaze on the dimly seen shores betwixt which they glided, becoming less and less distinct as they receded from each other, until at length, having adjusted his little bundle by way of pillow, and wrapped around him the greatcoat with which old Trumbull had equipped him, he stretched himself on the deck, to try to recover the slumber out of which he had been awakened. Sleep had scarce begun to settle on his eyes, ere he found something stirring about his person. With ready presence of mind he recollected his situation, and resolved to show no alarm until the purpose of this became obvious; but he was soon relieved from his anxiety, by finding it was only the result of Nanty’s attention to his comfort, who was wrapping around him, as softly as he could, a great boatcloak, in order to defend him from the morning air.

Alan Fairford had been enjoying the clarity of the summer morning as he looked at the barely visible shores they were gliding between, which became less distinct as they moved apart. Finally, after adjusting his small bundle to use as a pillow and wrapping himself in the greatcoat that old Trumbull had given him, he lay down on the deck, hoping to catch up on the sleep he had just been disturbed from. Just as he was about to drift off, he felt something moving around him. Quickly gathering his wits, he remembered where he was and decided to stay calm until he figured out what was happening. He soon relaxed when he realized it was just Nanty trying to make him comfortable by gently wrapping a large boat cloak around him to shield him from the morning chill.

‘Thou art but a cockerel,’ he muttered, ‘but ‘twere pity thou wert knocked off the perch before seeing a little more of the sweet and sour of this world—though, faith, if thou hast the usual luck of it, the best way were to leave thee to the chance of a seasoning fever.’

‘You’re just a cocky little rooster,’ he muttered, ‘but it would be a shame if you got knocked off your perch before you experienced a bit more of the ups and downs of this world—though, honestly, if you have the usual luck, the best thing might just be to leave you to the chance of catching a severe fever.’

These words, and the awkward courtesy with which the skipper of the little brig tucked the sea-coat round Fairford, gave him a confidence of safety which he had not yet thoroughly possessed. He stretched himself in more security on the hard planks, and was speedily asleep, though his slumbers were feverish and unrefreshing.

These words, along with the clumsy politeness with which the captain of the small brig wrapped the sea coat around Fairford, gave him a newfound sense of safety that he hadn't fully felt before. He settled in more comfortably on the hard planks and quickly fell asleep, even though his rest was restless and unrefreshing.

It has been elsewhere intimated that Alan Fairford inherited from his mother a delicate constitution, with a tendency to consumption; and, being an only child, with such a cause for apprehension, care, to the verge of effeminacy, was taken to preserve him from damp beds, wet feet, and those various emergencies to which the Caledonian boys of much higher birth, but more active habits, are generally accustomed. In man, the spirit sustains the constitutional weakness, as in the winged tribes the feathers bear aloft the body. But there is a bound to these supporting qualities; and as the pinions of the bird must at length grow weary, so the VIS ANIMI of the human struggler becomes broken down by continued fatigue.

It has been suggested elsewhere that Alan Fairford inherited a fragile constitution from his mother, with a susceptibility to tuberculosis. Being an only child and facing such concerns, he was cared for to the point of excessive caution, protecting him from damp beds, wet feet, and various situations that the tougher boys of higher social standing in Scotland typically face. In adulthood, the spirit compensates for physical weakness, much like how a bird's feathers lift its body. However, there’s a limit to these supportive abilities; just as a bird’s wings eventually tire, the strength of a person’s spirit can wear down from ongoing strain.

When the voyager was awakened by the light of the sun now riding high in heaven, he found himself under the influence of an almost intolerable headache, with heat, thirst, shooting across the back and loins, and other symptoms intimating violent cold, accompanied with fever. The manner in which he had passed the preceding day and night, though perhaps it might have been of little consequence to most young men, was to him, delicate in constitution and nurture, attended with bad and even perilous consequences. He felt this was the case, yet would fain have combated the symptoms of indisposition, which, indeed, he imputed chiefly to sea-sickness. He sat up on deck, and looked on the scene around, as the little vessel, having borne down the Solway Firth, was beginning, with a favourable northerly breeze, to bear away to the southward, crossing the entrance of the Wampool river, and preparing to double the most northerly point of Cumberland.

When the traveler was awakened by the sun now high in the sky, he found himself suffering from a nearly unbearable headache, along with heat, thirst, pain shooting across his back and lower back, and other signs indicating a severe cold, along with a fever. The way he had spent the previous day and night, which might have been of little consequence to most young men, was for him, being delicate in health and upbringing, accompanied by bad and even dangerous effects. He realized this was the case but still wanted to fight against the signs of illness, which he mainly attributed to seasickness. He sat up on deck and surveyed the scene around him as the small boat, having navigated the Solway Firth, was starting, with a favorable north breeze, to head south, crossing the entrance of the Wampool River and getting ready to round the northernmost point of Cumberland.

But Fairford felt annoyed with deadly sickness, as well as by pain of a distressing and oppressive character; and neither Criffel, rising in majesty on the one hand, nor the distant yet more picturesque outline of Skiddaw and Glaramara upon the other, could attract his attention in the manner in which it was usually fixed by beautiful scenery, and especially that which had in it something new as well as striking. Yet it was not in Alan Fairford’s nature to give way to despondence, even when seconded by pain. He had recourse, in the first place, to his pocket; but instead of the little Sallust he had brought with him, that the perusal of a classical author might help to pass away a heavy hour, he pulled out the supposed hymn-book with which he had been presented a few hours before, by that temperate and scrupulous person, Mr. Thomas Trumbull, ALIAS Turnpenny. The volume was bound in sable, and its exterior might have become a psalter. But what was Alan’s astonishment to read on the title page the following words:—‘Merry Thoughts for Merry Men; or Mother Midnight’s Miscellany for the Small Hours;’ and turning over the leaves, he was disgusted with profligate tales, and more profligate songs, ornamented with figures corresponding in infamy with the letterpress.

But Fairford was really annoyed with a terrible sickness, along with the pain that felt both distressing and overwhelming; neither Criffel, standing majestically on one side, nor the distant, yet more picturesque, outlines of Skiddaw and Glaramara on the other could capture his attention like beautiful scenery usually did, especially when it offered something new and striking. Yet, it was not in Alan Fairford’s nature to give in to despair, even when he was in pain. First, he reached into his pocket; but instead of the little Sallust he had packed to help pass a heavy hour with some classic literature, he pulled out the hymn-book that he'd been given a few hours earlier by that temperate and meticulous guy, Mr. Thomas Trumbull, ALIAS Turnpenny. The book was bound in black and looked like it could be a psalter. But Alan was shocked to read on the title page: “Merry Thoughts for Merry Men; or Mother Midnight’s Miscellany for the Small Hours;” and as he flipped through the pages, he was disgusted by the scandalous tales and even more scandalous songs, illustrated with pictures that matched the infamy of the text.

‘Good God!’ he thought, ‘and did this hoary reprobate summon his family together, and, with such a disgraceful pledge of infamy in his bosom, venture to approach the throne of his Creator? It must be so; the book is bound after the manner of those dedicated to devotional subjects, and doubtless the wretch, in his intoxication, confounded the books he carried with him, as he did the days of the week.’ Seized with the disgust with which the young and generous usually regard the vices of advanced life, Alan, having turned the leaves of the book over in hasty disdain, flung it from him, as far as he could, into the sea. He then had recourse to the Sallust, which he had at first sought for in vain. As he opened the book, Nanty Ewart, who had been looking over his shoulder, made his own opinion heard.

‘Good God!’ he thought, ‘did this old scoundrel really gather his family together and, with such a shameful secret weighing on him, dare to approach the throne of his Creator? It must be true; the book is bound like those used for religious purposes, and surely the fool, in his drunken state, mixed up the books he brought with him, just like he did the days of the week.’ Filled with the disgust that young and idealistic people often feel towards the vices of older individuals, Alan quickly flipped through the book in disdain and tossed it as far as he could into the sea. He then turned back to the Sallust, which he had initially searched for in vain. As he opened the book, Nanty Ewart, who had been looking over his shoulder, expressed his own opinion.

‘I think now, brother, if you are so much scandalized at a little piece of sculduddery, which, after all, does nobody any harm, you had better have given it to me than have flung it into the Solway.’

‘I think now, brother, if you’re so upset about a little bit of gossip that, after all, doesn’t really hurt anyone, you should have given it to me instead of throwing it into the Solway.’

‘I hope, sir,’ answered Fairford, civilly, ‘you are in the habit of reading better books.’

‘I hope, sir,’ Fairford replied politely, ‘that you usually read better books.’

‘Faith,’ answered Nanty, ‘with help of a little Geneva text, I could read my Sallust as well as you can;’ and snatching the book from Alan’s hand, he began to read, in the Scottish accent:—“‘IGITUR EX DIVITIIS JUVENTUTEM LUXURIA ATQUE AVARITIA CUM SUPERBILI INVASERE: RAPERE, CONSUMERE; SUA PARVI PENDERE, ALIENA CUPERE; PUDOREM, AMICITIAM, PUDICITIAM, DIVINA ATQUE HUMANA PROMISCUA, NIHIL PENSI NEQUE MODERATI HABERE.” [The translation of the passage is thus given by Sir Henry Steuart of Allanton:—‘The youth, taught to look up to riches as the sovereign good, became apt pupils in the school of Luxury. Rapacity and profusion went hand in hand. Careless of their own fortunes, and eager to possess those of others, shame and remorse, modesty and moderation, every principle gave way.’—WORKS OF SALLUST, WITH ORIGINAL ESSAYS, vol. ii. p.17.]—There is a slap in the face now, for an honest fellow that has been buccaneering! Never could keep a groat of what he got, or hold his fingers from what belonged to another, said you? Fie, fie, friend Crispus, thy morals are as crabbed and austere as thy style—the one has as little mercy as the other has grace. By my soul, it is unhandsome to make personal reflections on an old acquaintance, who seeks a little civil intercourse with you after nigh twenty years’ separation. On my soul, Master Sallust deserves to float on the Solway better than Mother Midnight herself.’

“Faith,” Nanty replied, “with a little help from my Geneva text, I could read my Sallust just as well as you can;” and grabbing the book from Alan’s hand, he started to read, in a Scottish accent:—“‘IGITUR EX DIVITIIS JUVENTUTEM LUXURIA ATQUE AVARITIA CUM SUPERBILI INVASERE: RAPERE, CONSUMERE; SUA PARVI PENDERE, ALIENA CUPERE; PUDOREM, AMICITIAM, PUDICITIAM, DIVINA ATQUE HUMANA PROMISCUA, NIHIL PENSI NEQUE MODERATI HABERE.” [Sir Henry Steuart of Allanton translates the passage as:—‘The youth, taught to look up to riches as the ultimate good, became eager students in the school of Luxury. Greed and extravagance went together. Indifferent to their own wealth, and desperate to take from others, shame and guilt, modesty and restraint, every principle weakened.’—WORKS OF SALLUST, WITH ORIGINAL ESSAYS, vol. ii. p.17.]—That’s a real slap in the face for an honest guy who’s been buccaneering! Could never keep a penny of what he earned, or stay away from what belonged to someone else, you said? Shame on you, friend Crispus, your morals are as harsh and strict as your style—the one is just as unforgiving as the other is lacking in charm. Honestly, it’s rude to make personal digs at an old friend who’s just looking for a bit of friendly conversation after nearly twenty years apart. Truly, Master Sallust deserves to drift on the Solway better than Mother Midnight herself.”

‘Perhaps, in some respects, he may merit better usage at our hands,’ said Alan; ‘for if he has described vice plainly, it seems to have been for the purpose of rendering it generally abhorred.’

‘Maybe, in some ways, he deserves better treatment from us,’ said Alan; ‘because if he has straightforwardly described wrongdoing, it seems to have been to make it widely hated.’

‘Well,’ said the seaman, ‘I have heard of the Sortes Virgilianae, and I dare say the Sortes Sallustianae are as true every tittle. I have consulted honest Crispus on my own account, and have had a cuff for my pains. But now see, I open the book on your behalf, and behold what occurs first to my eye!—Lo you there—“CATILINA ... OMNIUM FLAGITIOSORUM ATQUE FACINOROSORUM CIRCUM SE HABEBAT.” And then again—“ETIAM SI QUIS A CULPA VACUUS IN AMICITIAM EJUS INCIDIDERAT QUOTIDIANO USU PAR SIMILISQUE CAETERIS EFFICIEBATUR.” [After enumerating the evil qualities of Catiline’s associates, the author adds, ‘If it happened that any as yet uncontaminated by vice were fatally drawn into his friendship, the effects of intercourse and snares artfully spread, subdued every scruple, and early assimilated them to their conductors.’—Ibidem, p. 19.] That is what I call plain speaking on the part of the old Roman, Mr. Fairford. By the way, that is a capital name for a lawyer.

‘Well,’ said the seaman, ‘I’ve heard of the Sortes Virgilianae, and I bet the Sortes Sallustianae are just as accurate. I consulted honest Crispus for myself, and got a slap for my efforts. But now look, I’m opening the book for you, and check out what I first see!—Here it is—“CATILINA ... HAD ALL THE MOST DISGRACEFUL AND CRIMINAL PEOPLE AROUND HIM.” And then again—“EVEN IF SOMEONE WHO WAS FREE OF GUILT FELL INTO HIS FRIENDSHIP, THEIR DAILY ASSOCIATION EASILY MADE THEM SIMILAR TO OTHERS.” [After listing the bad qualities of Catiline’s associates, the author adds, ‘If any individual, still untouched by vice, was fatally drawn into his friendship, the effects of interaction and traps cleverly set would overcome any hesitation, quickly aligning them with their corrupt companions.’—Ibidem, p. 19.] That’s what I’d call straightforward talk from the old Roman, Mr. Fairford. By the way, that’s a great name for a lawyer.

‘Lawyer as I am,’ said Fairford, ‘I do not understand your innuendo.’

‘As a lawyer,’ Fairford said, ‘I don’t get your insinuation.’

‘Nay, then,’ said Ewart, ‘I can try it another way, as well as the hypocritical old rascal Turnpenny himself could do. I would have you to know that I am well acquainted with my Bible-book, as well as with my friend Sallust.’ He then, in a snuffling and canting tone, began to repeat the Scriptural text—‘"DAVID THEREFORE DEPARTED THENCE, AND WENT TO THE CAVE OF ADULLAM. AND EVERY ONE THAT WAS IN DISTRESS, AND EVERY ONE THAT WAS IN DEBT, AND EVERY ONE THAT WAS DISCONTENTED, GATHERED THEMSELVES TOGETHER UNTO HIM, AND HE BECAME A CAPTAIN OVER THEM.” What think you of that?’ he said, suddenly changing his manner. ‘Have I touched you now, sir?’

“Then,” Ewart said, “I can try it another way, just as well as that hypocritical old rascal Turnpenny could. I want you to know that I'm quite familiar with my Bible as well as with my friend Sallust.” He then, in a whiny and preachy tone, began to quote the Scripture: “'DAVID THEREFORE DEPARTED THENCE, AND WENT TO THE CAVE OF ADULLAM. AND EVERYONE THAT WAS IN DISTRESS, AND EVERYONE THAT WAS IN DEBT, AND EVERYONE THAT WAS DISCONTENTED, GATHERED THEMSELVES TOGETHER UNTO HIM, AND HE BECAME A CAPTAIN OVER THEM.' What do you think of that?” he said, suddenly changing his tone. “Have I hit a nerve now, sir?”

‘You are as far off as ever,’ replied Fairford.

‘You're as off-target as ever,’ replied Fairford.

‘What the devil! and you a repeating frigate between Summertrees and the laird! Tell that to the marines—the sailors won’t believe it. But you are right to be cautious, since you can’t say who are right, who not. But you look ill; it’s but the cold morning air. Will you have a can of flip, or a jorum of hot rumbo? or will you splice the mainbrace’ (showing a spirit-flask). ‘Will you have a quid—or a pipe—or a cigar?—a pinch of snuff, at least, to clear your brains and sharpen your apprehension?’

‘What the hell! And you’re a repeating frigate between Summertrees and the laird! Tell that to the marines—the sailors won’t buy it. But you’re smart to be careful, since you can’t tell who’s right and who isn’t. But you look sick; it’s just the cold morning air. Want a can of flip or a jorum of hot rum? Or do you want to splice the mainbrace?’ (showing a spirit-flask). ‘Do you want a quid, a pipe, or a cigar? At least take a pinch of snuff to clear your head and sharpen your awareness?’

Fairford rejected all these friendly propositions.

Fairford declined all these friendly offers.

‘Why, then,’ continued Ewart, ‘if you will do nothing for the free trade, I must patronize it myself.’

‘Why, then,’ Ewart continued, ‘if you won’t do anything for free trade, I’ll have to support it myself.’

So saying, he took a large glass of brandy.

So saying, he took a big glass of brandy.

‘A hair of the dog that bit me,’ he continued,—‘of the dog that will worry me one day soon; and yet, and be d—d to me for an idiot, I must always have hint at my throat. But, says the old catch’—Here he sang, and sang well—

‘A hair of the dog that bit me,’ he went on, ‘of the dog that’s going to annoy me one day soon; and yet, damn me for an idiot, I always have to have a hint at my throat. But, as the old saying goes’—Here he sang, and he sang well—

  ‘Let’s drink—let’s drink—while life we have;
   We’ll find but cold drinking, cold drinking in the grave.
‘Let’s drink—let’s drink—while we still have life;  
We’ll find nothing but cold drinks, cold drinks in the grave.

All this,’ he continued, ‘is no charm against the headache. I wish I had anything that could do you good. Faith, and we have tea and coffee aboard! I’ll open a chest or a bag, and let you have some in an instant. You are at the age to like such catlap better than better stuff.’

“All this,” he went on, “doesn’t help with the headache. I wish I had something that could make you feel better. Honestly, we have tea and coffee on board! I’ll open a chest or a bag and get you some right away. You’re at the age where you’d probably prefer that over anything else.”

Fairford thanked him, and accepted his offer of tea.

Fairford thanked him and accepted his offer for tea.

Nanty Ewart was soon heard calling about, ‘Break open yon chest—take out your capful, you bastard of a powder-monkey; we may want it again. No sugar? all used up for grog, say you? knock another loaf to pieces, can’t ye? and get the kettle boiling, ye hell’s baby, in no time at all!’

Nanty Ewart was soon heard shouting, “Open that chest—grab your share, you little powder monkey; we might need it again. No sugar? All gone for the grog, you say? Smash another loaf to bits, can’t you? And get the kettle boiling, you little rascal, quickly!”

By dint of these energetic proceedings he was in a short time able to return to the place where his passenger lay sick and exhausted, with a cup, or rather a canful, of tea; for everything was on a large scale on board of the JUMPING JENNY. Alan drank it eagerly, and with so much appearance of being refreshed that Nanty Ewart swore he would have some too, and only laced it, as his phrase went, with a single glass of brandy. [See Note 8.]

By working hard and staying determined, he was soon able to go back to where his passenger was lying sick and drained, carrying a cup—actually, a canful—of tea; everything was on a large scale aboard the JUMPING JENNY. Alan drank it eagerly, looking so much more refreshed that Nanty Ewart insisted he’d have some too, only adding a single shot of brandy to it, as he put it. [See Note 8.]





CHAPTER XIV

NARRATIVE OF ALAN FAIRFORD, CONTINUED

We left Alan Fairford on the deck of the little smuggling brig, in that disconsolate situation, when sickness and nausea, attack a heated and fevered frame, and an anxious mind. His share of sea-sickness, however, was not so great as to engross his sensations entirely, or altogether to divert his attention from what was passing around. If he could not delight in the swiftness and agility with which the ‘little frigate’ walked the waves, or amuse himself by noticing the beauty of the sea-views around him, where the distant Skiddaw raised his brow, as if in defiance of the clouded eminence of Criffel, which lorded it over the Scottish side of the estuary, he had spirits and composure enough to pay particular attention to the master of the vessel, on whose character his own safety in all probability was dependent.

We left Alan Fairford on the deck of the small smuggling brig, in a miserable state, where sickness and nausea were attacking his heated and feverish body, along with an anxious mind. However, his sea-sickness wasn't so overwhelming that it completely consumed his sensations or totally distracted him from what was happening around him. Even if he couldn't enjoy the speed and grace with which the 'little frigate' moved through the waves, or find amusement in the beautiful sea views surrounding him—where the distant Skiddaw seemed to challenge the cloud-covered Criffel that dominated the Scottish side of the estuary—he still had enough spirit and composure to pay close attention to the captain of the vessel, on whom his safety likely depended.

Nanty Ewart had now given the helm to one of his people, a bald-pated, grizzled old fellow, whose whole life had been spent in evading the revenue laws, with now and then the relaxation of a few months’ imprisonment, for deforcing officers, resisting seizures, and the like offences.

Nanty Ewart had now handed over the steering to one of his crew, a bald, grizzled old guy whose entire life had been about dodging tax laws, occasionally spending a few months in jail for things like assaulting officers, resisting seizures, and other similar offenses.

Nanty himself sat down by Fairford, helped him to his tea, with such other refreshments as he could think of, and seemed in his way sincerely desirous to make his situation as comfortable as things admitted. Fairford had thus an opportunity to study his countenance and manners more closely.

Nanty himself sat down beside Fairford, poured him some tea, and offered whatever snacks he could think of, genuinely wanting to make his situation as comfortable as possible. This gave Fairford a chance to observe his expressions and behavior more closely.

It was plain, Ewart, though a good seaman, had not been bred upon that element. He was a reasonably good scholar, and seemed fond of showing it by recurring to the subject of Sallust and Juvenal; while, on the other hand, sea-phrases seldom chequered his conversation. He had been in person what is called a smart little man; but the tropical sun had burnt his originally fair complexion to a dusty red; and the bile which was diffused through his system, had stained it with a yellowish black—what ought to have been the white part of his eyes, in particular, had a hue as deep as the topaz. He was very thin, or rather emaciated, and his countenance, though still indicating alertness and activity, showed a constitution exhausted with excessive use of his favourite stimulus.

It was clear that Ewart, while a capable sailor, hadn't grown up around the sea. He was a fairly good student and often liked to bring up topics like Sallust and Juvenal; however, he rarely used nautical terms in his conversations. In his youth, he had been considered a smart little guy, but the tropical sun had turned his once fair skin to a dusty red, and the bile that permeated his body had given his skin a yellowish black tint—particularly the whites of his eyes, which had taken on a deep topaz color. He was very thin, or rather emaciated, and his face, although still showing signs of alertness and energy, revealed a body worn out from the excessive use of his favorite stimulant.

‘I see you look at me hard,’ said he to Fairford. ‘Had you been an officer of the d—d customs, my terriers’ backs would have been up. He opened his breast, and showed Alan a pair of pistols disposed between his waistcoat and jacket, placing his finger at the same time upon the cock of one of them. ‘But come, you are an honest fellow, though you’re a close one. I dare say you think me a queer customer; but I can tell you, they that see the ship leave harbour know little of the seas she is to sail through. My father, honest old gentleman, never would have thought to see me master of the JUMPING JENNY.’

“I see you staring at me,” he said to Fairford. “If you were an officer of the damn customs, my dogs would be all over you. He opened his coat and showed Alan a pair of pistols tucked between his waistcoat and jacket, resting his finger on the hammer of one. “But come on, you’re a decent guy, even if you are a bit reserved. I bet you think I’m a strange guy; but let me tell you, the people who see the ship leave the harbor know very little about the seas she’s about to sail. My father, that good old man, never would have imagined I’d end up being the captain of the JUMPING JENNY.”

Fairford said, it seemed very clear indeed that Mr. Ewart’s education was far superior to the line he at present occupied.

Fairford said it was pretty obvious that Mr. Ewart’s education was way better than the position he currently held.

‘Oh, Criffel to Solway Moss!’ said the other. Why, man, I should have been an expounder of the word, with a wig like a snow-wreath, and a stipend like—like—like a hundred pounds a year, I suppose. I can spend thrice as much as that, though, being such as I am. Here he sang a scrap of an old Northumbrian ditty, mimicking the burr of the natives of that county:—

‘Oh, Criffel to Solway Moss!’ said the other. Come on, man, I should've been a preacher, with a wig like a snow wreath, and a salary like—like—like a hundred pounds a year, I guess. I can spend three times that much, though, being who I am. Here he sang a snippet of an old Northumbrian song, mimicking the accent of the locals:—

  ‘Willy Foster’s gone to sea,
   Siller buckles at his knee,
   He’ll come back and marry me—
              Canny Willy Foster.’ 
‘Willy Foster’s gone to sea,  
Silver buckles at his knee,  
He’ll come back and marry me—  
              Smart Willy Foster.’

‘I have no doubt,’ said Fairford, ‘your present occupation is more lucrative; ‘but I should have thought the Church might have been more’—

‘I have no doubt,’ said Fairford, ‘your current job is more profitable; but I would have thought the Church might have been more’—

He stopped, recollecting that it was not his business to say anything disagreeable.

He stopped, remembering that it wasn't his place to say anything unpleasant.

‘More respectable, you mean, I suppose?’ said Ewart, with a sneer, and squirting the tobacco-juice through his front teeth; then was silent for a moment, and proceeded in a tone of candour which some internal touch of conscience dictated. ‘And so it would, Mr. Fairford—and happier, too, by a thousand degrees—though I have had my pleasures too. But there was my father (God bless the old man!) a true chip of the old Presbyterian block, walked his parish like a captain on the quarterdeck, and was always ready to do good to rich and poor—Off went the laird’s hat to the minister, as fast as the poor man’s bonnet. When the eye saw him—Pshaw! what have I to do with that now?—Yes, he was, as Virgil hath it, “VIR SAPIENTIA ET PIETATE GRAVIS.” But he might have been the wiser man, had he kept me at home, when he sent me at nineteen to study Divinity at the head of the highest stair in the Covenant Close. It was a cursed mistake in the old gentleman. What though Mrs. Cantrips of Kittlebasket (for she wrote herself no less) was our cousin five times removed, and took me on that account to board and lodging at six shillings instead of seven shillings a week? it was a d—d bad saving, as the case proved. Yet her very dignity might have kept me in order; for she never read a chapter excepting out of a Cambridge Bible, printed by Daniel, and bound in embroidered velvet. I think I see it at this moment! And on Sundays, when we had a quart of twopenny ale, instead of butter-milk, to our porridge, it was always served up in a silver posset-dish. Also she used silver-mounted spectacles, whereas even my father’s were cased in mere horn. These things had their impression at first, but we get used to grandeur by degrees. Well, sir!—Gad, I can scarce get on with my story—it sticks in my throat—must take a trifle to wash it down. Well, this dame had a daughter—Jess Cantrips, a black-eyed, bouncing wench—and, as the devil would have it, there was the d—d five-story stair—her foot was never from it, whether I went out or came home from the Divinity Hall. I would have eschewed her, sir—I would, on my soul; for I was as innocent a lad as ever came from Lammermuir; but there was no possibility of escape, retreat, or flight, unless I could have got a pair of wings, or made use of a ladder seven stories high, to scale the window of my attic. It signifies little talking—you may suppose how all this was to end—I would have married the girl, and taken my chance—I would, by Heaven! for she was a pretty girl, and a good girl, till she and I met; but you know the old song, “Kirk would not let us be.” A gentleman, in my case, would have settled the matter with the kirk-treasurer for a small sum of money; but the poor stibbler, the penniless dominie, having married his cousin of Kittlebasket, must next have proclaimed her frailty to the whole parish, by mounting the throne of Presbyterian penance, and proving, as Othello says, “his love a whore,” in face of the whole congregation.

“More respectable, you mean, I guess?” Ewart said with a sneer, spitting tobacco juice through his front teeth. He paused for a moment, then continued in a surprisingly honest tone. “And it would be, Mr. Fairford—and a thousand times happier too—though I’ve had my pleasures as well. But there was my father (God bless him!), a true chip off the old Presbyterian block, leading his parish like a captain on deck, always ready to help the rich and the poor—he took off his hat for the laird just as quickly as for the poor man. When you saw him—Pshaw! what do I care about that now?—Yes, he was, as Virgil put it, ‘a man of wisdom and piety.’ But he might have been wiser if he’d kept me home when he sent me to study Divinity at nineteen at the top of the Covenant Close. It was a terrible mistake on his part. What though Mrs. Cantrips of Kittlebasket (she insisted on her full title) was our five-times-removed cousin and took me in for boarding at six shillings instead of seven? It was a damn bad decision, as it turned out. Still, her dignity might have kept me in line; she never read anything but from a Cambridge Bible, printed by Daniel, and bound in embroidered velvet. I can picture it right now! And on Sundays, when we had a quart of two-penny ale instead of buttermilk with our porridge, it was always served in a silver posset dish. She also used silver-mounted glasses, while even my father’s were just plain horn. These things impressed me at first, but you get used to opulence over time. Well, sir!—Gad, I can barely continue with my story—it’s stuck in my throat—I need something to wash it down. So, this lady had a daughter—Jess Cantrips, a black-eyed, lively girl—and, as fate would have it, the damn five-story stair—her foot was never off it, whether I was leaving or coming back from the Divinity Hall. I would’ve avoided her, sir—I swear; I was as innocent as a lad could be from Lammermuir. But there was no way to escape, retreat, or flee unless I could sprout wings or use a ladder seven stories high to climb out of my attic window. It doesn’t take much talking—you can imagine how this all went—I'd have married the girl and taken my chances—I would, by Heaven! because she was pretty and good until she and I met; but you know the old saying, “the church wouldn’t let us be.” A gentleman in my position would have settled things with the church treasurer for a small sum of money; but the poor, broke teacher, having married his cousin from Kittlebasket, would next have to announce her shame to the whole parish by climbing onto the stage of Presbyterian penance, proving, as Othello says, “his love a whore,” in front of the entire congregation.

‘In this extremity I dared not stay where I was, and so thought to go home to my father. But first I got Jack Radaway, a lad from the same parish, and who lived in the same infernal stair, to make some inquiries how the old gentleman had taken the matter. I soon, by way of answer, learned, to the great increase of my comfortable reflections, that the good old man made as much clamour as if such a thing as a man’s eating his wedding dinner without saying grace had never happened since Adam’s time. He did nothing for six days but cry out, “Ichabod, Ichabod, the glory is departed from my house!” and on the seventh he preached a sermon, in which he enlarged on this incident as illustrative of one of the great occasions for humiliation, and causes of national defection. I hope the course he took comforted himself—I am sure it made me ashamed to show my nose at home. So I went down to Leith, and, exchanging my hoddin grey coat of my mother’s spinning for such a jacket as this, I entered my name at the rendezvous as an able-bodied landsman, and sailed with the tender round to Plymouth, where they were fitting out a squadron for the West Indies. There I was put aboard the FEARNOUGHT, Captain Daredevil—among whose crew I soon learned to fear Satan (the terror of my early youth) as little as the toughest Jack on board. I had some qualms at first, but I took the remedy’ (tapping the case-bottle) ‘which I recommend to you, being as good for sickness of the soul as for sickness of the stomach—What, you won’t?—very well, I must, then—here is to ye.’

‘At this point, I didn’t want to stay where I was, so I decided to head home to my father. But first, I got Jack Radaway, a guy from the same parish who lived in the same awful building, to check on how the old man was handling things. I quickly found out, to my growing discomfort, that the good old man was making as much noise as if no one had ever eaten their wedding dinner without saying grace since Adam’s time. For six days, all he did was shout, “Ichabod, Ichabod, the glory has left my house!” On the seventh day, he preached a sermon where he discussed this incident as a major reason for humility and a cause of national decline. I hope his actions comforted him—I definitely felt ashamed to show my face at home. So, I went down to Leith, traded my gray coat, which my mother had spun, for a jacket like this one, signed up as an able-bodied sailor at the rendezvous, and sailed with the tender around to Plymouth, where they were preparing a squadron for the West Indies. There, I was assigned to the FEARNOUGHT, Captain Daredevil—among whose crew I quickly learned to fear Satan (the terror of my youth) as little as the toughest sailor on board. I had some doubts at first, but I took the remedy’ (tapping the case-bottle) ‘which I recommend to you, being as good for the sickness of the soul as it is for the sickness of the stomach—What, you won’t?—fine, then—I will—here’s to you.’

‘You would, I am afraid, find your education of little use in your new condition?’ said Fairford.

‘I'm afraid your education won’t be very useful in your new situation?’ said Fairford.

‘Pardon me, sir,’ resumed the captain of the JUMPING JENNY; ‘my handful of Latin, and small pinch of Greek, were as useless as old junk, to be sure; but my reading, writing and accompting, stood me in good stead, and brought me forward; I might have been schoolmaster—aye, and master, in time; but that valiant liquor, rum, made a conquest of me rather too often, and so, make what sail I could, I always went to leeward. We were four years broiling in that blasted climate, and I came back at last with a little prize-money. I always had thoughts of putting things to rights in the Covenant Close, and reconciling myself to my father. I found out Jack Hadaway, who was TUPTOWING away with a dozen of wretched boys, and a fine string of stories he had ready to regale my ears withal. My father had lectured on what he called “my falling away,” for seven Sabbaths, when, just as his parishioners began to hope that the course was at an end, he was found dead in his bed on the eighth Sunday morning. Jack Hadaway assured me, that if I wished to atone for my errors, by undergoing the fate of the first martyr, I had only to go to my native village, where the very stones of the street would rise up against me as my father’s murderer. Here was a pretty item—well, my tongue clove to my mouth for an hour, and was only able at last to utter the name of Mrs. Cantrips. Oh, this was a new theme for my Job’s comforter. My sudden departure—my father’s no less sudden death—had prevented the payment of the arrears of my board and lodging—the landlord was a haberdasher, with a heart as rotten as the muslin wares he dealt in. Without respect to her age or gentle kin, my Lady Kittlebasket was ejected from her airy habitation—her porridge-pot, silver posset-dish, silver-mounted spectacles, and Daniel’s Cambridge Bible, sold, at the Cross of Edinburgh, to the caddie who would bid highest for them, and she herself driven to the workhouse, where she got in with difficulty, but was easily enough lifted out, at the end of the month, as dead as her friends could desire. Merry tidings this to me, who had been the d——d’ (he paused a moment) ‘ORIGO MALI—Gad, I think my confession would sound better in Latin than in English!

“Excuse me, sir,” said the captain of the JUMPING JENNY; “my little bit of Latin and small amount of Greek were completely useless, that's for sure; but my reading, writing, and accounting skills helped me a lot and pushed me forward. I could have been a schoolmaster—maybe even a school head eventually; but that courageous drink, rum, conquered me a bit too often, and so no matter how hard I tried, I always ended up going the wrong way. We spent four years roasting in that cursed climate, and I came back with a bit of prize money. I always thought about setting things right in the Covenant Close and making amends with my father. I tracked down Jack Hadaway, who was hanging around with a dozen miserable boys and had a bunch of stories ready to entertain me. My father had lectured me about what he called “my decline” for seven Sundays, when, just as his parishioners began to hope the lectures were over, he was found dead in bed on the eighth Sunday morning. Jack Hadaway told me that if I wanted to atone for my mistakes and meet a fate like the first martyr’s, I just needed to return to my hometown, where even the stones in the street would rise up against me as my father’s murderer. What a delightful piece of news—well, I couldn’t speak for an hour, and finally could only manage to say the name Mrs. Cantrips. Oh, this was a new topic for my comforter with a Job-like twist. My sudden departure and my father’s equally sudden death meant that I hadn’t been able to pay my overdue boarding fees—the landlord was a haberdasher with a heart as rotten as the muslin goods he sold. Without caring about her age or gentle background, my Lady Kittlebasket was thrown out of her airy home—her porridge pot, silver posset dish, silver-mounted glasses, and Daniel’s Cambridge Bible sold at the Cross of Edinburgh to the highest bidding caddie, and she herself was sent to the workhouse, where she got in with difficulty but was easily taken out at the end of the month, as lifeless as her friends could wish. What cheerful news for me, who had been the damned’ (he paused for a moment) ‘ORIGO MALI—Gad, I think my confession would sound better in Latin than in English!”

‘But the best jest was behind—I had just power to stammer out something about Jess—by my faith he HAD an answer! I had taught Jess one trade, and, like a prudent girl, she had found out another for herself; unluckily, they were both contraband, and Jess Cantrips, daughter of the Lady Kittlebasket, had the honour to be transported to the plantations, for street-walking and pocket-picking, about six months before I touched shore.’

‘But the best joke was yet to come—I could barely stammer something about Jess—by my faith, he had a response! I had taught Jess one skill, and, like a savvy girl, she had discovered another for herself; unfortunately, both were illegal, and Jess Cantrips, daughter of Lady Kittlebasket, had the misfortune of being shipped off to the plantations for street walking and pickpocketing, about six months before I set foot on land.’

He changed the bitter tone of affected pleasantry into an attempt to laugh, then drew his swarthy hand across his swarthy eyes, and said in a more natural accent, ‘Poor Jess!’

He switched from a bitter tone of forced politeness to a laugh, then wiped his dark hand across his dark eyes and said in a more genuine voice, ‘Poor Jess!’

There was a pause—until Fairford, pitying the poor man’s state of mind, and believing he saw something in him that, but for early error and subsequent profligacy, might have been excellent and noble, helped on the conversation by asking, in a tone of commiseration, how he had been able to endure such a load of calamity.

There was a pause—until Fairford, feeling sorry for the man's troubled mind, and thinking he saw a potential for greatness and nobility in him if not for early mistakes and later flaws, continued the conversation by asking, in a sympathetic tone, how he managed to cope with such a heavy burden of misfortune.

‘Why, very well,’ answered the seaman; ‘exceedingly well—like a tight ship in a brisk gale. Let me recollect. I remember thanking Jack, very composedly, for the interesting and agreeable communication; I then pulled out my canvas pouch, with my hoard of moidores, and taking out two pieces, I bid Jack keep the rest till I came back, as I was for a cruise about Auld Reekie. The poor devil looked anxiously, but I shook him by the hand, and ran downstairs, in such confusion of mind, that notwithstanding what I had heard, I expected to meet Jess at every turning.

“Sure thing,” replied the sailor. “I’m doing really well—like a sturdy ship in a strong wind. Let me think for a second. I remember thanking Jack calmly for the interesting and pleasant news; then I pulled out my canvas pouch, which had my stash of coins, and took out two pieces, telling Jack to keep the rest until I got back since I was heading out on a trip about Auld Reekie. The poor guy looked worried, but I shook his hand and ran downstairs, so confused in my mind that despite what I had just heard, I expected to see Jess at every corner.

It was market-day, and the usual number of rogues and fools were assembled at the Cross. I observed everybody looked strange on me, and I thought some laughed. I fancy I had been making queer faces enough, and perhaps talking to myself, When I saw myself used in this manner, I held out my clenched fists straight before me, stooped my head, and, like a ram when he makes his race, darted off right down the street, scattering groups of weatherbeaten lairds and periwigged burgesses, and bearing down all before me. I heard the cry of “Seize the madman!” echoed, in Celtic sounds, from the City Guard, with “Ceaze ta matman!”—but pursuit and opposition were in vain. I pursued my career; the smell of the sea, I suppose, led me to Leith, where, soon after, I found myself walking very quietly on the shore, admiring the tough round and sound cordage of the vessels, and thinking how a loop, with a man at the end of one of them, would look, by way of tassel.

It was market day, and the usual mix of con artists and fools gathered at the Cross. I noticed everyone was looking at me oddly, and I thought some were laughing. I guess I had been making strange faces, and maybe even talking to myself. When I saw how I was being treated, I thrust my clenched fists in front of me, bent my head, and, like a ram charging, took off down the street, scattering groups of weathered lairds and powdered wig-wearing merchants as I went. I heard the shout of “Seize the madman!” echoed in Celtic from the City Guard, with “Ceaze ta matman!”—but there was no stopping me. I kept moving forward; the smell of the sea probably led me to Leith, where I soon found myself strolling calmly along the shore, admiring the sturdy, round, and sound ropes of the ships, and thinking about how a loop with a man at the end would look like a tassel.

‘I was opposite to the rendezvous, formerly my place of refuge—in I bolted—found one or two old acquaintances, made half a dozen new ones—drank for two days—was put aboard the tender—off to Portsmouth—then landed at the Haslar hospital in a fine hissing-hot fever. Never mind—I got better—nothing can kill me—the West Indies were my lot again, for since I did not go where I deserved in the next world, I had something as like such quarters as can be had in this—black devils for inhabitants—flames and earthquakes, and so forth, for your element. Well, brother, something or other I did or said—I can’t tell what—How the devil should I, when I was as drunk as David’s sow, you know? But I was punished, my lad—made to kiss the wench that never speaks but when she scolds, and that’s the gunner’s daughter, comrade. Yes, the minister’s son of no matter where—has the cat’s scratch on his back! This roused me, and when we were ashore with the boat, I gave three inches of the dirk, after a stout tussle, to the fellow I blamed most, and took the bush for it. There were plenty of wild lads then along shore—and, I don’t care who knows—I went on the account, look you—sailed under the black flag and marrow-bones—was a good friend to the sea, and an enemy to all that sailed on it.’

‘I was at the spot where we used to meet, my old safe haven—went in—ran into a couple of familiar faces, made a few new friends—partied for two days—was put on the small boat—headed to Portsmouth—then arrived at the Haslar hospital with a severe fever. But it’s all good—I recovered—nothing can take me down—the West Indies were my destiny again, because since I didn’t end up where I should have in the next life, I had something as close to that as you can get here—locals with dark skin for neighbors—fire and earthquakes for excitement. Well, my friend, I must have done or said something—I’m not sure what—How could I possibly remember, when I was as drunk as a skunk, you know? But I got into trouble, my friend—forced to kiss the girl who only talks when she’s nagging, and that’s the gunner’s daughter, mate. Yes, the minister’s son from who knows where—has the cat’s scratch on his back! This snapped me to attention, and when we got to shore with the boat, I pulled out my knife, after a tough fight, and gave a piece of it to the guy I blamed the most, then took off into the bushes. There were plenty of wild guys hanging around the shore then—and, I don’t care who knows—I got into the game, you see—sailed under the black flag and went all in—was a good friend to the sea, and a foe to everyone who dared to sail on it.’

Fairford, though uneasy in his mind at finding himself, a lawyer, so close to a character so lawless, thought it best, nevertheless, to put a good face on the matter, and asked Mr. Ewart, with as much unconcern as he could assume, ‘whether he was fortunate as a rover?’

Fairford, although feeling uncomfortable being a lawyer so close to someone so unruly, decided it was best to stay positive and asked Mr. Ewart, as casually as he could manage, 'Are you doing well as a rover?'

‘No, no—d—n it, no,’ replied Nanty; ‘the devil a crumb of butter was ever churned that would stick upon my bread. There was no order among us—he that was captain to-day, was swabber to-morrow; and as for plunder—they say old Avery, and one or two close hunks, made money; but in my time, all went as it came; and reason good, for if a fellow had saved five dollars, his throat would have been cut in his hammock. And then it was a cruel, bloody work.—Pah,—we’ll say no more about it. I broke with them at last, for what they did on board of a bit of a snow—no matter what it was bad enough, since it frightened me—I took French leave, and came in upon the proclamation, so I am free of all that business. And here I sit, the skipper of the JUMPING JENNY—a nutshell of a thing, but goes through the water like a dolphin. If it were not for yon hypocritical scoundrel at Annan, who has the best end of the profit, and takes none of the risk, I should be well enough—as well as I want to be. Here is no lack of my best friend,’—touching his case-bottle;—‘but, to tell you a secret, he and I have got so used to each other, I begin to think he is like a professed joker, that makes your sides sore with laughing if you see him but now and then; but if you take up house with him, he can only make your head stupid. But I warrant the old fellow is doing the best he can for me, after all.’

‘No, no—damn it, no,’ replied Nanty; ‘not a single crumb of butter was ever churned that would stick to my bread. There was no order among us—whoever was captain today was swabbing the deck tomorrow; and as for plunder—they say old Avery and a couple of stingy guys made money, but during my time, it all went as fast as it came; and it’s no wonder, because if a guy saved five dollars, he’d get his throat cut in his hammock. And it was a brutal, bloody business.—Pah,—let’s not talk about it anymore. I finally broke ties with them over what they did on board that little ship—no matter what it was, it was bad enough, since it scared me—I took off unexpectedly and landed with the proclamation, so I’m free of all that now. And here I am, the captain of the JUMPING JENNY—such a tiny thing, but it cuts through the water like a dolphin. If it weren’t for that hypocritical villain in Annan, who reaps all the profits while taking none of the risks, I’d be doing just fine—as well as I want to be. Here, I have no shortage of my best friend,’—pointing to his bottle;—‘but, to let you in on a secret, he and I have gotten so used to each other that I’m starting to think he’s like a comedian; he’ll make you laugh until your sides hurt if you only see him now and then; but if you live with him, he just makes your head feel foggy. But I suppose the old guy is doing his best for me, after all.’

‘And what may that be?’ said Fairford.

‘And what could that be?’ said Fairford.

‘He is KILLING me,’ replied Nanty Ewart; ‘and I am only sorry he is so long about it.’

‘He is killing me,’ replied Nanty Ewart; ‘and I just wish he would get on with it.’

So saying he jumped on his feet, and, tripping up and down the deck, gave his orders with his usual clearness and decision, notwithstanding the considerable quantity of spirits which he had contrived to swallow while recounting his history.

So saying, he jumped to his feet and, stumbling around the deck, gave his orders with his usual clarity and decisiveness, despite the significant amount of alcohol he had managed to drink while telling his story.

Although far from feeling well, Fairford endeavoured to rouse himself and walk to the head of the brig, to enjoy the beautiful prospect, as well as to take some note of the course which the vessel held. To his great surprise, instead of standing across to the opposite shore from which she had departed, the brig was going down the Firth, and apparently steering into the Irish Sea. He called to Nanty Ewart, and expressed his surprise at the course they were pursuing, and asked why they did not stand straight across the Firth for some port in Cumberland.

Although he felt pretty unwell, Fairford tried to push himself to walk to the front of the ship to take in the stunning view and to pay attention to the direction the vessel was heading. To his shock, instead of heading straight across to the opposite shore they had left, the brig was actually moving down the Firth and seemingly steering into the Irish Sea. He called out to Nanty Ewart, expressing his surprise at the route they were taking, and asked why they weren't going directly across the Firth to some port in Cumberland.

‘Why, this is what I call a reasonable question, now,’ answered Nanty; ‘as if a ship could go as straight to its port as a horse to the stable, or a free-trader could sail the Solway as securely as a King’s cutter! Why, I’ll tell ye, brother—if I do not see a smoke on Bowness, that is the village upon the headland yonder, I must stand out to sea for twenty-four hours at least, for we must keep the weather-gage if there are hawks abroad.’

‘Well, this is what I call a reasonable question now,’ answered Nanty; ‘as if a ship could sail straight to its port like a horse going to the stable, or a free-trader could navigate the Solway as safely as a King’s cutter! Look, brother—I’ll tell you, if I don’t see smoke coming from Bowness, which is the village on the headland over there, I have to head out to sea for at least twenty-four hours, because we need to stay ahead of the weather if there are threats around.’

‘And if you do see the signal of safety, Master Ewart, what is to be done then?’

‘And if you see the safety signal, Master Ewart, what should we do then?’

‘Why then, and in that case, I must keep off till night, and then run you, with the kegs and the rest of the lumber, ashore at Skinburness,’

‘So then, I guess I’ll have to stay away until night, and then take you, along with the kegs and the rest of the stuff, ashore at Skinburness,’

‘And then I am to meet with this same laird whom I have the letter for?’ continued Fairford.

‘So, I’m supposed to meet with the same laird for whom I have the letter?’ continued Fairford.

‘That,’ said Ewart, ‘is thereafter as it may be; the ship has its course—the fair trader has his port—but it is not easy to say where the laird may be found. But he will be within twenty miles of us, off or on—and it will be my business to guide you to him.’

‘That,’ said Ewart, ‘is up to how things go; the ship has its path—the fair trader has his destination—but it’s not easy to say where the laird might be. But he will be within twenty miles of us, either way—and it’s my job to guide you to him.’

Fairford could not withstand the passing impulse of terror which crossed him, when thus reminded that he was so absolutely in the power of a man, who, by his own account, had been a pirate, and who was at present, in all probability, an outlaw as well as a contraband trader. Nanty Ewart guessed the cause of his involuntary shuddering.

Fairford couldn't shake off the wave of fear that hit him when he realized he was completely at the mercy of a man who claimed to be a pirate and was likely an outlaw and a smuggler now. Nanty Ewart sensed why he was shuddering involuntarily.

‘What the devil should I gain,’ he said, ‘by passing so poor a card as you are? Have I not had ace of trumps in my hand, and did I not play it fairly? Aye, I say the JUMPING JENNY can run in other ware as well as kegs. Put SIGMA and TAU to Ewart, and see how that will spell—D’ye take me now?’

‘What do I have to gain,’ he said, ‘by playing such a weak card as you are? Haven’t I held the ace of trumps in my hand, and didn’t I play it right? Yes, I mean the JUMPING JENNY can run on other stuff besides kegs. Put SIGMA and TAU to Ewart, and see how that turns out—Do you get what I’m saying now?’

‘No indeed,’ said Fairford; ‘I am utterly ignorant of what you allude to.’

‘No way,’ said Fairford; ‘I have no idea what you're talking about.’

‘Now, by Jove!’ said Nanty Ewart, ‘thou art either the deepest or the shallowest fellow I ever met with—or you are not right after all. I wonder where Summertrees could pick up such a tender along-shore. Will you let me see his letter?’

‘Now, by Jove!’ said Nanty Ewart, ‘you are either the smartest or the most clueless person I've ever met—or maybe you're just not quite right. I’m curious where Summertrees found such a delicate person along the shore. Can I see his letter?’

Fairford did not hesitate to gratify his wish, which, he was aware, he could not easily resist. The master of the JUMPING JENNY looked at the direction very attentively, then turned the letter to and fro, and examined each flourish of the pen, as if he were judging of a piece of ornamented manuscript; then handled it back to Fairford, without a single word of remark.

Fairford didn’t hesitate to fulfill his request, knowing it was something he wouldn’t easily refuse. The owner of the JUMPING JENNY looked closely at the direction, then flipped the letter over and over, scrutinizing each flourish of the pen as if he were assessing a decorated manuscript. He then handed it back to Fairford without saying a word.

‘Am I right now?’ said the young lawyer.

‘Am I right now?’ the young lawyer asked.

‘Why, for that matter,’ answered Nanty, ‘the letter is right, sure enough; but whether you are right or not, is your own business rather than mine.’ And, striking upon a flint with the back of a knife, he kindled a cigar as thick as his finger, and began to smoke away with great perseverance.

‘Honestly,’ replied Nanty, ‘the letter is definitely correct; but whether you’re right or not is really your issue, not mine.’ Then, striking a flint with the back of a knife, he lit a cigar as thick as his finger and started to smoke it with great determination.

Alan Fairford continued to regard him with a melancholy feeling, divided betwixt the interest he took in the unhappy man, and a not unnatural apprehension for the issue of his own adventure.

Alan Fairford kept looking at him with a sad feeling, torn between his concern for the troubled man and a natural worry about how his own situation would turn out.

Ewart, notwithstanding the stupefying nature of his pastime, seemed to guess what was working in his passenger’s mind; for, after they had remained some time engaged in silently observing each other, he suddenly dashed his cigar on the deck, and said to him, ‘Well then, if you are sorry for me, I am sorry for you. D—n me, if I have cared a button for man or mother’s son, since two years since when I had another peep of Jack Hadaway. ‘The fellow was got as fat as a Norway whale—married to a great Dutch-built quean that had brought him six children. I believe he did not know me, and thought I was come to rob his house; however, I made up a poor face, and told him who I was. Poor Jack would have given me shelter and clothes, and began to tell me of the moidores that were in bank, when I wanted them. Egad, he changed his note when I told him what my life had been, and only wanted to pay me my cash and get rid of me. I never saw so terrified a visage. I burst out a-laughing in his face, told him it was all a humbug, and that the moidores were all his own, henceforth and for ever, and so ran off. I caused one of our people send him a bag of tea and a keg of brandy, before I left—poor Jack! I think you are the second person these ten years, that has cared a tobacco-stopper for Nanty Ewart.’

Ewart, even though his hobby was pretty mind-numbing, seemed to pick up on what was going through his passenger’s mind; after they had spent some time quietly staring at each other, he suddenly threw his cigar onto the deck and said, ‘Well then, if you feel sorry for me, I feel sorry for you. Damn it, I haven’t cared about anyone, not a soul, since two years ago when I last saw Jack Hadaway. The guy got as big as a Norway whale—married to some huge Dutch woman who had given him six kids. I don’t think he even recognized me and thought I was there to rob him; anyway, I put on a sad face and told him who I was. Poor Jack would’ve taken me in and offered me clothes, then started talking about the gold coins he had in the bank, when I needed them. But wow, he changed his tune when I told him about my life and just wanted to pay me off and get me out of his hair. I’ve never seen such a terrified expression. I burst out laughing in his face, told him it was all nonsense, and that the gold coins were all his from now on, and then I hightailed it. I had one of our guys send him a bag of tea and a keg of brandy before I left—poor Jack! I think you’re the second person in ten years who’s cared a damn about Nanty Ewart.’

‘Perhaps, Mr. Ewart,’ said Fairford, ‘you live chiefly with men too deeply interested for their own immediate safety, to think much upon the distress of others?’

‘Maybe, Mr. Ewart,’ said Fairford, ‘you mostly hang out with people who are so focused on their own safety that they don’t think much about the struggles of others?’

‘And with whom do you yourself consort, I pray?’ replied Nanty, smartly. ‘Why, with plotters, that can make no plot to better purpose than their own hanging; and incendiaries, that are snapping the flint upon wet tinder. You’ll as soon raise the dead as raise the Highlands—you’ll as soon get a grunt from a dead sow as any comfort from Wales or Cheshire. You think because the pot is boiling, that no scum but yours can come uppermost—I know better, by—. All these rackets and riots that you think are trending your way have no relation at all to your interest; and the best way to make the whole kingdom friends again at once, would be the alarm of such an undertaking as these mad old fellows are trying to launch into.

‘And who do you hang out with, may I ask?’ Nanty replied sharply. ‘Well, with conspirators who can’t come up with any plan better than getting themselves hanged; and arsonists, who are trying to spark a fire on wet tinder. You’re as likely to raise the dead as you are to uplift the Highlands—you’ll get as much response from a dead pig as you will from Wales or Cheshire. You think that just because the pot is boiling, only your scum can rise to the top—I know better. All these disturbances and riots that you believe are benefiting you have nothing to do with your interests; and the quickest way to make the entire kingdom friends again would be to sound the alarm about the crazy schemes these old fools are trying to start.’

‘I really am not in such secrets as you seem to allude to,’ said Fairford; and, determined at the same time to avail himself as far as possible of Nanty’s communicative disposition, he added, with a smile,’ And if I were, I should not hold it prudent to make them much the subject of conversation. But I am sure, so sensible a man as Summertrees and the laird may correspond together without offence to the state.’

‘I honestly don’t have the secrets you seem to be hinting at,’ said Fairford; and, wanting to take advantage of Nanty’s talkative nature, he added with a smile, ‘And even if I did, I wouldn’t think it wise to discuss them too much. But I’m sure that a sensible man like Summertrees and the laird can communicate without causing any issues for the state.’

‘I take you, friend—I take you,’ said Nanty Ewart, upon whom, at length, the liquor and tobacco-smoke began to make considerable innovation. ‘As to what gentlemen may or may not correspond about, why we may pretermit the question, as the old professor used to say at the Hall; and as to Summertrees, I will say nothing, knowing him to be an old fox. But I say that this fellow the laird is a firebrand in the country; that he is stirring up all the honest fellows who should be drinking their brandy quietly, by telling them stories about their ancestors and the Forty-five; and that he is trying to turn all waters into his own mill-dam, and to set his sails to all winds. And because the London people are roaring about for some pinches of their own, he thinks to win them to his turn with a wet finger. And he gets encouragement from some, because they want a spell of money from him; and from others, because they fought for the cause once and are ashamed to go back; and others, because they have nothing to lose; and others, because they are discontented fools. But if he has brought you, or any one, I say not whom, into this scrape, with the hope of doing any good, he’s a d—d decoy-duck, and that’s all I can say for him; and you are geese, which is worse than being decoy-ducks, or lame-ducks either. And so here is to the prosperity of King George the Third, and the true Presbyterian religion, and confusion to the Pope, the Devil, and the Pretender! I’ll tell you what, Mr. Fairbairn, I am but tenth owner of this bit of a craft, the JUMPING JENNY—but tenth owner and must sail her by my owners’ directions. But if I were whole owner, I would not have the brig be made a ferry-boat for your Jacobitical, old-fashioned Popish riff-raff, Mr. Fairport—I would not, by my soul; they should walk the plank, by the gods, as I have seen better men do when I sailed under the What-d’ye-callum colours. But being contraband goods, and on board my vessel, and I with my sailing orders in my hand, why, I am to forward them as directed—I say, John Roberts, keep her up a bit with the helm.—and so, Mr. Fairweather, what I do is—as the d—d villain Turnpenny says—all in the way of business.’

‘I choose you, my friend—I choose you,’ said Nanty Ewart, as the liquor and tobacco smoke started to take its toll on him. ‘As for what gentlemen might or might not talk about, we can skip that question, as the old professor used to say at the Hall; and regarding Summertrees, I won’t say anything since I know he’s a crafty one. But I’ll say this: that guy, the laird, is a troublemaker in the area; he’s riling up all the decent folks who should be quietly enjoying their brandy by telling them stories about their ancestors and the Forty-five; and he’s trying to turn everything to his advantage and adjust to whatever works for him. And because the folks in London are clamoring for their own piece of the pie, he thinks he can win them over easily. He gets support from some, because they want to make a quick buck from him; from others, because they once fought for that cause and are too ashamed to backtrack; some because they have nothing to lose; and others because they are just discontented fools. But if he’s dragged you, or anyone else, into this mess with the hope of doing any good, he’s a damn decoy-duck, and that’s all I can say for him; and you’re the geese, which is worse than being decoy-ducks or lame-ducks, for that matter. So here’s to the prosperity of King George the Third, and the true Presbyterian faith, and to hell with the Pope, the Devil, and the Pretender! I’ll tell you what, Mr. Fairbairn, I’m only a tenth owner of this little ship, the JUMPING JENNY—but a tenth owner means I have to sail her according to my owners’ orders. But if I were the full owner, I wouldn’t let the brig be turned into a ferry for your Jacobite, old-fashioned Papist riffraff, Mr. Fairport—I swear, they’d have to walk the plank, just like I’ve seen better men do when I sailed under the What-d’ye-callum colors. But since they’re contraband goods, and on my ship, and with my sailing orders in hand, I have to move them as directed—I say, John Roberts, keep her steady with the helm.—so, Mr. Fairweather, what I’m doing is—as that damn villain Turnpenny says—all in the way of business.’

He had been speaking with difficulty for the last five minutes, and now at length dropped on the deck, fairly silenced by the quantity of spirits which he had swallowed, but without having showed any glimpse of the gaiety, or even of the extravagance, of intoxication.

He had been struggling to speak for the last five minutes, and now finally collapsed onto the deck, completely silenced by the amount of alcohol he had consumed, but without ever showing any signs of the cheerfulness or even the wildness of being drunk.

The old sailor stepped forward and flung a sea-cloak over the slumberer’s shoulders, and added, looking at Fairford, ‘Pity of him he should have this fault; for without it, he would have been as clever a fellow as ever trod a plank with ox leather.’

The old sailor stepped forward and tossed a sea-cloak over the sleeping person's shoulders, then said, looking at Fairford, "It's a shame he has this flaw; without it, he would have been as sharp a guy as anyone who's ever walked a plank with ox leather."

‘And what are we to do now?’ said Fairford.

‘So, what are we supposed to do now?’ said Fairford.

‘Stand off and on, to be sure, till we see the signal, and then obey orders.’

‘Stand back and forth, for sure, until we see the signal, and then follow orders.’

So saying, the old man turned to his duty, and left the passenger to amuse himself with his own meditations. Presently afterward a light column of smoke was seen rising from the little headland.

So saying, the old man turned to his duty and left the passenger to entertain himself with his thoughts. Soon after, a thin column of smoke was seen rising from the small headland.

‘I can tell you what we are to do now, master,’ said the sailor. ‘We’ll stand out to sea, and then run in again with the evening tide, and make Skinburness; or, if there’s not light, we can run into the Wampool river, and put you ashore about Kirkbride or Leaths, with the long-boat.’

‘I can tell you what we should do now, boss,’ said the sailor. ‘We’ll go out to sea, and then come back in with the evening tide, and reach Skinburness; or, if it’s too dark, we can head into the Wampool river and drop you off near Kirkbride or Leaths with the longboat.’

Fairford, unwell before, felt this destination condemned him to an agony of many hours, which his disordered stomach and aching head were ill able to endure. There was no remedy, however, but patience, and the recollection that he was suffering in the cause of friendship. As the sun rose high, he became worse; his sense of smell appeared to acquire a morbid degree of acuteness, for the mere purpose of inhaling and distinguishing all the various odours with which he was surrounded, from that of pitch to all the complicated smells of the hold. His heart, too, throbbed under the heat, and he felt as if in full progress towards a high fever.

Fairford, already feeling unwell, believed that reaching this destination would subject him to hours of intense suffering, which his upset stomach and headache could hardly handle. Unfortunately, the only solution was to be patient and remember that he was enduring this for the sake of friendship. As the sun climbed higher, his condition worsened; his sense of smell seemed unnaturally heightened, forcing him to notice and identify all the different odors around him, from pitch to the complex smells of the hold. His heart pounded in the heat, and he felt as though he was heading toward a high fever.

The seamen, who were civil and attentive considering their calling, observed his distress, and one contrived to make an awning out of an old sail, while another compounded some lemonade, the only liquor which their passenger could be prevailed upon to touch. After drinking it off, he obtained, but could not be said to enjoy, a few hours of troubled slumber.

The sailors, who were polite and considerate given their job, noticed his distress, and one of them managed to create a shade from an old sail, while another mixed up some lemonade, the only drink that their passenger could be convinced to have. After finishing it, he managed to get a few hours of restless sleep, but it could not be said that he enjoyed it.





CHAPTER XV

NARRATIVE OF ALAN FAIRFORD, CONTINUED

Alan Fairford’s spirit was more ready to encounter labour than his frame was adequate to support it. In spite of his exertions, when he awoke, after five or six hours’ slumber, he found that he was so much disabled by dizziness in his head and pains in his limbs, that he could not raise himself without assistance. He heard with some pleasure that they were now running right for the Wampool river, and that he would be put on shore in a very short time. The vessel accordingly lay to, and presently showed a weft in her ensign, which was hastily answered by signals from on shore. Men and horses were seen to come down the broken path which leads to the shore; the latter all properly tackled for carrying their loading. Twenty fishing barks were pushed afloat at once, and crowded round the brig with much clamour, laughter, cursing, and jesting. Amidst all this apparent confusion there was the essential regularity. Nanty Ewart again walked his quarter-deck as if he had never tasted spirits in his life, issued the necessary orders with precision, and saw them executed with punctuality. In half an hour the loading of the brig was in a great measure disposed in the boats; in a quarter of an hour more, it was landed on the beach, and another interval of about the same duration was sufficient to distribute it on the various strings of packhorses which waited for that purpose, and which instantly dispersed, each on its own proper adventure. More mystery was observed in loading the ship’s boat with a quantity of small barrels, which seemed to contain ammunition. This was not done until the commercial customers had been dismissed; and it was not until this was performed that Ewart proposed to Alan, as he lay stunned with pain and noise, to accompany him ashore.

Alan Fairford was more eager to work than his body could handle. Despite his efforts, when he woke up after five or six hours of sleep, he felt so dizzy and achy that he couldn’t get up without help. He was glad to hear they were heading straight for the Wampool River and would be landing soon. The ship slowed down, raising a flag that was quickly responded to with signals from the shore. Men and horses appeared on the rough path leading to the beach, all properly harnessed for carrying their loads. Twenty fishing boats were launched at once, crowding around the brig with lots of noise, laughter, cursing, and joking. Amidst all this chaos, there was a crucial order. Nanty Ewart walked his quarter-deck like he had never had a drink in his life, issuing necessary orders precisely and ensuring they were carried out on time. In half an hour, most of the brig’s cargo had been loaded into the boats; fifteen minutes later, it was on the beach, and another similar stretch of time was enough to distribute it among the packhorses waiting for that purpose, which then quickly scattered off on their own journeys. More careful loading was observed for the ship’s boat, which was filled with small barrels that appeared to contain ammunition. This was only done after the commercial customers had been sent away; it wasn’t until this happened that Ewart suggested to Alan, still reeling from pain and noise, to join him ashore.

It was with difficulty that Fairford could get over the side of the vessel, and he could not seat himself on the stern of the boat without assistance from the captain and his people. Nanty Ewart, who saw nothing in this worse than an ordinary fit of sea-sickness, applied the usual topics of consolation. He assured his passenger that he would be quite well by and by, when he had been half an hour on terra firma, and that he hoped to drink a can and smoke a pipe with him at Father Crackenthorp’s, for all that he felt a little out of the way for riding the wooden horse.

Fairford struggled to get over the side of the boat, and he couldn’t sit on the back without help from the captain and crew. Nanty Ewart, who saw nothing unusual about this except for a typical case of seasickness, offered the usual words of comfort. He assured Fairford that he’d feel fine after being on solid ground for half an hour and expressed his hope to share a drink and smoke a pipe with him at Father Crackenthorp’s, despite feeling a bit off from the rocking of the boat.

‘Who is Father Crackenthorp?’ said Fairford, though scarcely able to articulate the question.

‘Who is Father Crackenthorp?’ said Fairford, barely able to get the words out.

‘As honest a fellow as is of a thousand,’ answered Nanty.

‘As honest a guy as you’ll find among a thousand,’ answered Nanty.

‘Ah, how much good brandy he and I have made little of in our day! By my soul, Mr. Fairbird, he is the prince of skinkers, and the father of the free trade—not a stingy hypocritical devil like old Turnpenny Skinflint, that drinks drunk on other folk’s cost, and thinks it sin when he has to pay for it—but a real hearty old cock;—the sharks have been at and about him this many a day, but Father Crackenthorp knows how to trim his sails—never a warrant but he hears of it before the ink’s dry. He is BONUS SOCIUS with headborough and constable. The king’s exchequer could not bribe a man to inform against him. If any such rascal were to cast up, why, he would miss his ears next morning, or be sent to seek them in the Solway. He is a statesman, [A small landed proprietor.] though he keeps a public; but, indeed, that is only for convenience and to excuse his having cellarage and folk about him; his wife’s a canny woman—and his daughter Doll too. Gad, you’ll be in port there till you get round again; and I’ll keep my word with you, and bring you to speech of the laird.

‘Ah, how much good brandy he and I have enjoyed in our day! By my soul, Mr. Fairbird, he is the king of drinkers and the father of free trade—not a stingy hypocrite like old Turnpenny Skinflint, who drinks heavily at others’ expense and thinks it's a sin when he has to pay for it—but a real good guy; the sharks have been circling around him for a long time, but Father Crackenthorp knows how to handle himself—he always hears about trouble before the ink's dry. He’s in on things with the constable and local officials. The king's treasury couldn’t tempt someone to rat on him. If any such scoundrel showed up, well, he’d find himself in a world of hurt by morning, or be sent off to recover his ears in the Solway. He’s a statesman, [A small landed proprietor.] even though he runs a pub; but really, that’s just for convenience and to justify having a cellar and people around him; his wife’s a savvy woman—and his daughter Doll too. You’ll be welcomed there until you’re ready to move on, and I’ll keep my promise and introduce you to the laird.

Gad, the only trouble I shall have is to get you out of the house; for Doll is a rare wench, and my dame a funny old one, and Father Crackenthorp the rarest companion! He’ll drink you a bottle of rum or brandy without starting, but never wet his lips with the nasty Scottish stuff that the canting old scoundrel Turnpenny has brought into fashion. He is a gentleman, every inch of him, old Crackenthorp; in his own way, that is; and besides, he has a share in the JUMPING JENNY, and many a moonlight outfit besides. He can give Doll a pretty penny, if he likes the tight fellow that would turn in with her for life.’

Man, the only problem I'll have is getting you out of the house; because Doll is a rare gem, and my lady is a funny old woman, and Father Crackenthorp is the best company! He’ll drink you a bottle of rum or brandy without flinching, but he won’t touch that awful Scottish stuff that the conniving old crook Turnpenny has made popular. He’s a true gentleman, old Crackenthorp; in his own way, of course; and besides, he has a stake in the JUMPING JENNY, along with many other moonlit adventures. He can give Doll a good amount of money if he fancies the guy who would settle down with her for life.

In the midst of this prolonged panegyric on Father Crackenthorp, the boat touched the beach, the rowers backed their oars to keep her afloat, whilst the other fellows lumped into the surf, and, with the most rapid dexterity, began to hand the barrels ashore.

In the middle of this long praise for Father Crackenthorp, the boat reached the beach, the rowers pulled their oars back to keep it steady, while the others jumped into the water and quickly started passing the barrels onto the shore.

‘Up with them higher on the beach, my hearties,’ exclaimed Nanty Ewart—‘High and dry—high and dry—this gear will not stand wetting. Now, out with our spare hand here—high and dry with him too. What’s that?—the galloping of horse! Oh, I hear the jingle of the packsaddles—they are our own folk.’

‘Get up higher on the beach, my friends,’ shouted Nanty Ewart. ‘High and dry—high and dry—this stuff won’t handle getting wet. Now, let’s get our extra hand here—high and dry with him too. What’s that?—the sound of galloping horses! Oh, I hear the clinking of the packsaddles—they’re our people.’

By this time all the boat’s load was ashore, consisting of the little barrels; and the boat’s crew, standing to their arms, ranged themselves in front, waiting the advance of the horses which came clattering along the beach. A man, overgrown with corpulence, who might be distinguished in the moonlight panting with his own exertions, appeared at the head of the cavalcade, which consisted of horses linked together, and accommodated with packsaddles, and chains for securing the kegs which made a dreadful clattering.

By this point, everything from the boat was on the shore, including the small barrels. The crew, ready with their weapons, lined up in front, waiting for the horses that were thundering down the beach. A man, significantly overweight and panting from his effort, emerged in the moonlight at the front of the group, which was made up of horses tied together with packsaddles and chains to keep the kegs secure, making a noisy clatter.

‘How now, Father Crackenthorp?’ said Ewart—‘Why this hurry with your horses? We mean to stay a night with you, and taste your old brandy, and my dame’s homebrewed. The signal is up, man, and all is right.’

‘How are you, Father Crackenthorp?’ said Ewart—‘Why the rush with your horses? We plan to stay for a night with you, enjoy your old brandy, and my wife’s homebrew. The signal is up, man, and everything is good.’

‘All is wrong, Captain Nanty,’ cried the man to whom he spoke; ‘and you are the lad that is like to find it so, unless you bundle off—there are new brooms bought at Carlisle yesterday to sweep the country of you and the like of you—so you were better be jogging inland.

‘Everything is messed up, Captain Nanty,’ shouted the man he was speaking to; ‘and you’re the one who’s going to realize it soon enough, unless you get out of here—there are new brooms bought in Carlisle yesterday to clean up people like you—so you’d better head inland.’

‘How many rogues are the officers? If not more than ten, I will make fight.’

‘How many troublemakers are the officers? If there are no more than ten, I will fight back.’

‘The devil you will!’ answered Crackenthorp. ‘You were better not, for they have the bloody-backed dragoons from Carlisle with them.’

‘You better not!’ replied Crackenthorp. ‘It would be wise to stay away, because they’ve got the bloody-backed dragoons from Carlisle with them.’

‘Nay, then,’ said Nanty, ‘we must make sail. Come, Master Fairlord, you must mount and ride. He does not hear me—he has fainted, I believe—What the devil shall I do? Father Crackenthorp, I must leave this young fellow with you till the gale blows out—hark ye—goes between the laird and the t’other old one; he can neither ride nor walk—I must send him up to you.’

‘No, then,’ said Nanty, ‘we need to set sail. Come on, Master Fairlord, you have to get on your horse and ride. He can't hear me—he's passed out, I think—What the hell should I do? Father Crackenthorp, I have to leave this young guy with you until the storm dies down—listen—he's caught between the landlord and the other old guy; he can’t ride or walk—I need to send him up to you.’

‘Send him up to the gallows!’ said Crackenthorp; ‘there is Quartermaster Thwacker, with twenty men, up yonder; an he had not some kindness for Doll, I had never got hither for a start—but you must get off, or they will be here to seek us, for his orders are woundy particular; and these kegs contain worse than whisky—a hanging matter, I take it.’

‘Send him up to the gallows!’ said Crackenthorp; ‘there’s Quartermaster Thwacker, with twenty men, up there; if he didn’t have some soft spot for Doll, I’d never have made it here in the first place—but you need to leave, or they’ll be here looking for us, because his orders are very strict; and these barrels hold more than just whiskey—a hanging issue, I’d say.’

‘I wish they were at the bottom of Wampool river, with them they belong to,’ said Nanty Ewart. ‘But they are part of cargo; and what to do with the poor young fellow—’

‘I wish they were at the bottom of the Wampool River, where they belong,’ said Nanty Ewart. ‘But they’re part of the cargo; and what do we do with the poor young guy—’

‘Why, many a better fellow has roughed it on the grass with a cloak o’er him,’ said Crackenthorp. ‘If he hath a fever, nothing is so cooling as the night air.’

‘Why, many a better guy has slept outside on the grass with a cloak over him,’ said Crackenthorp. ‘If he has a fever, nothing cools him down better than the night air.’

‘Yes, he would be cold enough in the morning, no doubt; but it’s a kind heart and shall not cool so soon if I can help it,’ answered the captain of the JUMPING JENNY.

‘Yes, he’ll definitely be cold in the morning; but it’s a kind heart and won’t grow cold so quickly if I can help it,’ answered the captain of the JUMPING JENNY.

‘Well, captain, an ye will risk your own neck for another man’s, why not take him to the old girls at Fairladies?’

‘Well, captain, if you’re willing to put yourself in danger for someone else, why not take him to the old ladies at Fairladies?’

‘What, the Miss Arthurets! The Papist jades! But never mind; it will do—I have known them take in a whole sloop’s crew that were stranded on the sands.’

‘What, the Miss Arthurets! Those Catholic girls! But whatever; it’s fine—I’ve seen them trick a whole crew from a stranded sloop.’

‘You may run some risk, though, by turning up to Fairladies; for I tell you they are all up through the country.’

‘You might take some risks by going to Fairladies; I’m telling you, they’re all over the countryside.’

‘Never mind—I may chance to put some of them down again,’ said Nanty, cheerfully. ‘Come, lads, bustle to your tackle. Are you all loaded?’

‘Never mind—I might get to put some of them down again,’ said Nanty, cheerfully. ‘Come on, guys, get to your gear. Are you all loaded up?’

‘Aye, aye, captain; we will be ready in a jiffy,’ answered the gang.

‘Yeah, yeah, captain; we’ll be ready in a sec,’ replied the crew.

‘D—n your captains! Have you a mind to have me hanged if I am taken? All’s hail-fellow, here.’

‘Damn your captains! Are you trying to get me hanged if I get caught? Everything's all good, here.’

‘A sup at parting,’ said Father Crackenthorp, extending a flask to Nanty Ewart.

‘A drink before we part,’ said Father Crackenthorp, offering a flask to Nanty Ewart.

‘Not the twentieth part of a drop,’ said Nanty. ‘No Dutch courage for me—my heart is always high enough when there’s a chance of fighting; besides, if I live drunk, I should like to die sober. Here, old Jephson—you are the best-natured brute amongst them—get the lad between us on a quiet horse, and we will keep him upright, I warrant.’

‘Not even a fraction of a drop,’ said Nanty. ‘I don’t need any liquid courage—my spirits are always high enough when there’s a chance of fighting; besides, if I live drunk, I’d prefer to die sober. Here, old Jephson—you’re the kindest brute among them—get the kid on a calm horse between us, and we’ll make sure he stays upright, I promise.’

As they raised Fairford from the ground, he groaned heavily, and asked faintly where they were taking him to.

As they lifted Fairford off the ground, he groaned loudly and weakly asked where they were taking him.

‘To a place where you will be as snug and quiet as a mouse in his hole,’ said Nanty, ‘if so be that we can get you there safely. Good-bye, Father Crackenthorp—poison the quartermaster, if you can.’

‘To a place where you'll be as snug and quiet as a mouse in its hole,’ said Nanty, ‘if we can get you there safely. Goodbye, Father Crackenthorp—poison the quartermaster, if you can.’

The loaded horses then sprang forward at a hard trot, following each other in a line, and every second horse being mounted by a stout fellow in a smock frock, which served to conceal the arms with which most of these desperate men were provided. Ewart followed in the rear of the line, and, with the occasional assistance of old Jephson, kept his young charge erect in the saddle. He groaned heavily from time to time; and Ewart, more moved with compassion for his situation than might have been expected from his own habits, endeavoured to amuse him and comfort him, by some account of the place to which they were conveying him—his words of consolation being, however, frequently interrupted by the necessity of calling to his people, and many of them being lost amongst the rattling of the barrels, and clinking of the tackle and small chains by which they are secured on such occasions.

The loaded horses then sprang forward at a brisk trot, following each other in a line, with every second horse carrying a sturdy guy in a smock that hid the weapons most of these reckless men were carrying. Ewart trailed behind the line, and, occasionally with the help of old Jephson, kept his young charge sitting upright in the saddle. He groaned heavily now and then, and Ewart, feeling more sympathy for his situation than might be expected from his usual nature, tried to entertain and comfort him by describing the place they were taking him to—his comforting words were often interrupted by the need to call out to his men, many of which were drowned out by the clattering of the barrels and the jingling of the gear and small chains that secured them in situations like this.

‘And you see, brother, you will be in safe quarters at Fairladies—good old scrambling house—good old maids enough, if they were not Papists,—Hollo, you Jack Lowther; keep the line, can’t ye, and shut your rattle-trap, you broth of a—? And so, being of a good family, and having enough, the old lasses have turned a kind of saints, and nuns, and so forth. The place they live in was some sort of nun-shop long ago, as they have them still in Flanders; so folk call them the Vestals of Fairladies—that may be, or may not be; and I care not whether it be or no.—Blinkinsop, hold your tongue, and be d—d!—And so, betwixt great alms and good dinners, they are well thought of by rich and poor, and their trucking with Papists is looked over. There are plenty of priests, and stout young scholars, and such-like, about the house it’s a hive of them. More shame that government send dragoons out after-a few honest fellows that bring the old women of England a drop of brandy, and let these ragamuffins smuggle in as much papistry and—Hark!—was that a whistle? No, it’s only a plover. You, Jem Collier, keep a look-out ahead—we’ll meet them at the High Whins, or Brotthole bottom, or nowhere. Go a furlong ahead, I say, and look sharp.—These Misses Arthurets feed the hungry, and clothe the naked, and such-like acts—which my poor father used to say were filthy rags, but he dressed himself out with as many of them as most folk.—D—n that stumbling horse! Father Crackenthorp should be d—d himself for putting an honest fellow’s neck in such jeopardy.’

‘And you see, brother, you’ll be safe at Fairladies—good old scrambling house—plenty of good old maids, if they weren’t Papists—Hey, you Jack Lowther; keep the line, can’t you, and shut your rattle-trap, you broth of a—? So, being from a good family and having enough, the old lasses have become sort of saints and nuns, and so on. The place they live in used to be some kind of nun shop long ago, like they have in Flanders still; so people call them the Vestals of Fairladies—that might be true or not; and I don’t care either way.—Blinkinsop, shut up, and be damned!—So, between giving out great alms and serving good dinners, they are well regarded by both rich and poor, and their dealings with Papists are overlooked. There are plenty of priests, and strong young scholars, and others around the house—it’s a hive of them. What a shame that the government sends dragoons after a few honest folks bringing the old women of England a drop of brandy, while letting these ragamuffins sneak in all their papistry—Listen! Was that a whistle? No, it’s just a plover. You, Jem Collier, keep a lookout up ahead—we’ll meet them at the High Whins, or Brotthole Bottom, or nowhere. Go a furlong ahead, I say, and watch closely.—These Misses Arthurets feed the hungry, and clothe the naked, and do such things—which my poor father used to say were filthy rags, but he dressed himself with as many of them as most people.—Damn that stumbling horse! Father Crackenthorp should be damned for putting an honest fellow’s neck in such danger.’

Thus, and with much more to the same purpose, Nanty ran on, increasing, by his well-intended annoyance, the agony of Alan Fairford, who, tormented by a racking pain along the back and loins, which made the rough trot of the horse torture to him, had his aching head still further rended and split by the hoarse voice of the sailor, close to his ear. Perfectly passive, however, he did not even essay to give any answer; and indeed his own bodily distress was now so great and engrossing, that to think of his situation was impossible, even if he could have mended it by doing so.

Thus, Nanty continued on with his chatter, unintentionally worsening the suffering of Alan Fairford, who was enduring a sharp pain in his back and lower body that made the rough ride on the horse feel like torture. The sailor's loud voice right near his ear further shattered his throbbing headache. Completely passive, he didn’t even attempt to respond; in fact, his physical pain was now so overwhelming that it was impossible for him to focus on his situation, even if he could have improved it by doing so.

Their course was inland; but in what direction, Alan had no means of ascertaining. They passed at first over heaths and sandy downs; they crossed more than one brook, or beck, as they are called in that country—some of them of considerable depth—and at length reached a cultivated country, divided, according to the English fashion of agriculture, into very small fields or closes, by high banks, overgrown with underwood, and surmounted by hedge-row trees, amongst which winded a number of impracticable and complicated lanes, where the boughs projecting from the embankments on each side, intercepted the light of the moon, and endangered the safety of the horsemen. But through this labyrinth the experience of the guides conducted them without a blunder, and without even the slackening of their pace. In many places, however, it was impossible for three men to ride abreast; and therefore the burden of supporting Alan Fairford fell alternately to old Jephson and to Nanty; and it was with much difficulty that they could keep him upright in his saddle.

Their path led them inland, but Alan had no way of knowing exactly where they were headed. They initially traveled over heathlands and sandy hills, crossed several brooks, or beck as they're called in that area—some quite deep—and eventually arrived at a cultivated region, divided by the typical English agricultural method into very small fields or enclosures, separated by tall banks covered in underbrush and lined with trees. A number of confusing and narrow lanes wound through this area, where branches from the banks on either side blocked the moonlight and put the riders at risk. However, with the experience of their guides, they navigated this maze flawlessly and without slowing down. In many spots, it was impossible for three men to ride side by side, so the responsibility of supporting Alan Fairford switched back and forth between old Jephson and Nanty, and they struggled to keep him upright in the saddle.

At length, when his powers of sufferance were quite worn out, and he was about to implore them to leave him to his fate in the first cottage or shed—or under a haystack or a hedge—or anywhere, so he was left at ease, Collier, who rode ahead, passed back the word that they were at the avenue to Fairladies—‘Was he to turn up?’

At last, when he could no longer endure it and was about to beg them to let him be in the first cottage or shed—or under a haystack or a hedge—or anywhere, as long as he could be at ease, Collier, who rode ahead, sent back the message that they were at the entrance to Fairladies—‘Should he turn up?’

Committing the charge of Fairford to Jephson, Nanty dashed up to the head of the troop, and gave his orders.—‘Who knows the house best?’

Committing the responsibility of Fairford to Jephson, Nanty rushed up to the front of the troop and issued his orders.—‘Who knows the house the best?’

‘Sam Skelton’s a Catholic,’ said Lowther.

‘Sam Skelton's a Catholic,’ Lowther said.

‘A d—d bad religion,’ said Nanty, of whose Presbyterian education a hatred of Popery seemed to be the only remnant. ‘But I am glad there is one amongst us, anyhow. You, Sam, being a Papist, know Fairladies and the old maidens I dare say; so do you fall out of the line, and wait here with me; and do you, Collier, carry on to Walinford bottom, then turn down the beck till you come to the old mill, and Goodman Grist the Miller, or old Peel-the-Causeway, will tell you where to stow; but I will be up with you before that.’

‘A damn awful religion,’ said Nanty, whose Presbyterian upbringing seemed to have left him with nothing but a disdain for Catholicism. ‘But I’m glad at least one of us is here. You, Sam, being a Catholic, are probably familiar with Fairladies and the old maids; so you can step out of line and wait here with me. And Collier, you take the route to Walinford bottom, then head down the stream until you reach the old mill, and Goodman Grist the Miller, or old Peel-the-Causeway, will let you know where to go; but I’ll catch up to you before then.’

The string of loaded horses then struck forward at their former pace, while Nanty, with Sam Skelton, waited by the roadside till the rear came up, when Jephson and Fairford joined them, and, to the great relief of the latter, they began to proceed at an easier pace than formerly, suffering the gang to precede them, till the clatter and clang attending their progress began to die away in the distance. They had not proceeded a pistol-shot from the place where they parted, when a short turning brought them in front of an old mouldering gateway, whose heavy pinnacles were decorated in the style of the seventeenth century, with clumsy architectural ornaments; several of which had fallen down from decay, and lay scattered about, no further care having been taken than just to remove them out of the direct approach to the avenue. The great stone pillars, glimmering white in the moonlight, had some fanciful resemblance to supernatural apparitions, and the air of neglect all around, gave an uncomfortable idea of the habitation to those who passed its avenue.

The line of loaded horses then moved forward at their original pace, while Nanty and Sam Skelton waited by the side of the road until the rear caught up. When Jephson and Fairford joined them, to the great relief of the latter, they began to move at a more relaxed pace, letting the group ahead of them go first until the noise from their progress started to fade into the distance. They hadn't gone more than a shot from the spot where they had split up when a sharp turn brought them in front of an old, crumbling gateway. Its heavy pinnacles were adorned in a seventeenth-century style with awkward architectural designs; several had fallen off due to decay and lay scattered around, with only the bits obstructing the path having been removed. The large stone pillars, glowing white in the moonlight, had a fanciful resemblance to ghostly figures, and the surrounding air of neglect gave an uneasy feeling about the place to anyone passing through its entrance.

‘There used to be no gate here,’ said Skelton, finding their way unexpectedly stopped.

‘There didn’t used to be a gate here,’ said Skelton, realizing their path was unexpectedly blocked.

‘But there is a gate now, and a porter too,’ said a rough voice from within. ‘Who be you, and what do you want at this time of night?’

‘But there’s a gate now, and a guard too,’ said a gruff voice from inside. ‘Who are you, and what do you want at this hour?’

‘We want to come to speech of the ladies—of the Misses Arthuret,’ said Nanty; ‘and to ask lodging for a sick man.’

‘We'd like to speak to the ladies—Misses Arthuret,’ said Nanty; ‘and to request a place to stay for a sick man.’

‘There is no speech to be had of the Miss Arthurets at this time of night, and you may carry your sick man to the doctor,’ answered the fellow from within, gruffly; ‘for as sure as there is savour in salt, and scent in rosemary, you will get no entrance—put your pipes up and be jogging on.’

‘There’s no talking to the Miss Arthurets at this time of night, and you can take your sick guy to the doctor,’ the guy inside replied gruffly; ‘because as sure as there’s flavor in salt and smell in rosemary, you won’t get in—pack it up and move along.’

‘Why, Dick Gardener,’ said Skelton, ‘be thou then turned porter?’

‘Why, Dick Gardener,’ Skelton said, ‘have you become a doorman then?’

‘What, do you know who I am?’ said the domestic sharply.

‘What, do you know who I am?’ said the servant sharply.

‘I know you, by your by-word,’ answered the other; ‘What, have you forgot little Sam Skelton, and the brock in the barrel?’

‘I know who you are by your catchphrase,’ replied the other; ‘What, have you forgotten little Sam Skelton and the badger in the barrel?’

‘No, I have not forgotten you,’ answered the acquaintance of Sam Skelton; ‘but my orders are peremptory to let no one up the avenue this night, and therefore’—

‘No, I haven't forgotten you,’ replied Sam Skelton's acquaintance; ‘but I'm under strict orders to not let anyone up the avenue tonight, and so’—

‘But we are armed, and will not be kept back,’ said Nanty. ‘Hark ye, fellow, were it not better for you to take a guinea and let us in, than to have us break the door first, and thy pate afterwards? for I won’t see my comrade die at your door be assured of that.’

‘But we’re armed and not backing down,’ said Nanty. ‘Hey, man, wouldn’t it be smarter for you to take a guinea and let us in, instead of us breaking down the door first and your head next? Because I won’t let my friend die at your door, that’s for sure.’

‘Why, I dunna know,’ said the fellow; ‘but what cattle were those that rode by in such hurry?’

‘I don’t know,’ said the guy; ‘but what kind of cattle were those that rode by in such a hurry?’

‘Why, some of our folk from Bowness, Stoniecultrum, and thereby,’ answered Skelton; ‘Jack Lowther, and old Jephson, and broad Will Lamplugh, and such like.’

‘Well, some of our people from Bowness, Stoniecultrum, and nearby,’ Skelton answered; ‘Jack Lowther, old Jephson, broad Will Lamplugh, and others like them.’

‘Well,’ said Dick Gardener, ‘as sure as there is savour in salt, and scent in rosemary, I thought it had been the troopers from Carlisle and Wigton, and the sound brought my heart to my mouth.’

‘Well,’ said Dick Gardener, ‘as sure as there’s flavor in salt and smell in rosemary, I thought it was the soldiers from Carlisle and Wigton, and the sound made my heart race.’

‘Had thought thou wouldst have known the clatter of a cask from the clash of a broadsword, as well as e’er a quaffer in Cumberland,’ said Skelton.

‘Had thought you would have known the sound of a barrel from the clash of a broadsword, as well as any drinker in Cumberland,’ said Skelton.

‘Come, brother, less of your jaw and more of your legs, if you please,’ said Nanty; ‘every moment we stay is a moment lost. Go to the ladies, and tell them that Nanty Ewart, of the JUMPING JENNY, has brought a young gentleman, charged with letters from Scotland to a certain gentleman of consequence in Cumberland—that the soldiers are out, and the gentleman is very ill and if he is not received at Fairladies he must be left either to die at the gate, or to be taken, with all his papers about him, by the redcoats.’

‘Come on, brother, stop talking and start moving, please,’ said Nanty. ‘Every moment we waste is a moment lost. Go to the ladies and let them know that Nanty Ewart from the JUMPING JENNY has brought a young man with letters from Scotland for an important gentleman in Cumberland—that the soldiers are out, and the gentleman is quite ill. If he’s not received at Fairladies, he’ll either die at the gate or be taken by the redcoats with all his papers.’

Away ran Dick Gardener with this message; and, in a few minutes, lights were seen to flit about, which convinced Fairford, who was now, in consequence of the halt, a little restored to self-possession, that they were traversing the front of a tolerably large mansion-house.

Away ran Dick Gardener with this message; and, in a few minutes, lights were seen to flicker about, which convinced Fairford, who was now, due to the pause, somewhat restored to his composure, that they were moving across the front of a fairly large mansion.

‘What if thy friend, Dick Gardener, comes not back again?’ said Jephson to Skelton.

‘What if your friend, Dick Gardener, doesn’t come back?’ said Jephson to Skelton.

‘Why, then,’ said the person addressed, ‘I shall owe him just such a licking as thou, old Jephson, had from Dan Cooke, and will pay as duly and truly as he did.’

‘Why, then,’ said the person addressed, ‘I’ll owe him just the same kind of beating that you, old Jephson, got from Dan Cooke, and I’ll pay it just as properly and honestly as he did.’

The old man was about to make an angry reply, when his doubts were silenced by the return of Dick Gardener, who announced that Miss Arthuret was coming herself as far as the gateway to speak with them.

The old man was about to make an angry reply when his doubts were silenced by the return of Dick Gardener, who announced that Miss Arthuret was coming herself to the gateway to talk with them.

Nanty Ewart cursed in a low tone the suspicions of old maids and the churlish scruples of Catholics, that made so many obstacles to helping a fellow creature, and wished Miss Arthuret a hearty rheumatism or toothache as the reward of her excursion; but the lady presently appeared, to cut short further grumbling. She was attended by a waiting-maid with a lantern, by means of which she examined the party on the outside, as closely as the imperfect light, and the spars of the newly-erected gate, would permit.

Nanty Ewart quietly cursed the suspicions of old maids and the selfish morals of Catholics that created so many obstacles to helping someone in need. He wished Miss Arthuret a painful rheumatism or toothache as a fitting consequence for her outing; however, she soon appeared, cutting off any further complaints. She was accompanied by a maid with a lantern, which she used to closely examine the group outside, as much as the dim light and the beams of the newly-erected gate would allow.

‘I am sorry we have disturbed you so late, Madam Arthuret,’ said Nanty; ‘but the case is this’—

‘I’m sorry we bothered you so late, Madam Arthuret,’ said Nanty; ‘but here’s the situation’—

‘Holy Virgin,’ said she, ‘why do you speak so loud? Pray, are you not the captain of the SAINTE GENEVIEVE?’

‘Holy Virgin,’ she said, ‘why are you speaking so loudly? Please, are you not the captain of the SAINTE GENEVIEVE?’

‘Why, aye, ma’am,’ answered Ewart, ‘they call the brig so at Dunkirk, sure enough; but along shore here, they call her the JUMPING JENNY.’

‘Yeah, ma’am,’ replied Ewart, ‘they call the brig that in Dunkirk, for sure; but along the shore here, they call her the JUMPING JENNY.’

‘You brought over the holy Father Buonaventure, did you not?’

'You brought over Father Buonaventure, didn't you?'

‘Aye, aye, madam, I have brought over enough of them black cattle,’ answered Nanty. ‘Fie! fie! friend,’ said Miss Arthuret; ‘it is a pity that the saints should commit these good men to a heretic’s care.’

‘Yes, yes, ma’am, I’ve brought plenty of those black cattle,’ replied Nanty. ‘Oh, come on, my friend,’ said Miss Arthuret; ‘it’s a shame that the saints should trust these good men to a heretic’s care.’

‘Why, no more they would, ma’am,’ answered Nanty, ‘could they find a Papist lubber that knew the coast as I do; then I am trusty as steel to owners, and always look after cargo—live lumber, or dead flesh, or spirits, all is one to me; and your Catholics have such d—d large hoods, with pardon, ma’am, that they can sometimes hide two faces under them. But here is a gentleman dying, with letters about him from the Laird of Summertrees to the Laird of the Lochs, as they call him, along Solway, and every minute he lies here is a nail in his coffin.’

‘Why, they wouldn’t, ma’am,’ answered Nanty, ‘find a Catholic fool who knows the coast like I do; I’m as trustworthy as steel to the owners, and I always keep an eye on the cargo—live timber, or dead meat, or spirits, it’s all the same to me; and your Catholics have such big hoods, with all due respect, ma’am, that they can sometimes hide two faces under them. But here’s a gentleman dying, with letters on him from the Laird of Summertrees to the Laird of the Lochs, as they call him, along Solway, and every minute he stays here is a nail in his coffin.’

‘Saint Mary! what shall we do?’ said Miss Arthuret; ‘we must admit him, I think, at all risks. You, Richard Gardener, help one of these men to carry the gentleman up to the Place; and you, Selby, see him lodged at the end of the long gallery. You are a heretic, captain, but I think you are trusty, and I know you have been trusted—but if you are imposing on me’—

‘Saint Mary! What are we going to do?’ said Miss Arthuret. ‘I believe we have to let him in, no matter the risks. You, Richard Gardener, help one of these men carry the gentleman up to the Place; and you, Selby, make sure he’s settled at the end of the long gallery. You’re a heretic, captain, but I think you’re reliable, and I know you’ve been trusted before—but if you’re just playing with me—’

‘Not I, madam—never attempt to impose on ladies of your experience—my practice that way has been all among the young ones. Come, cheerly, Mr. Fairford—you will be taken good care of—try to walk.’

‘Not me, ma'am—don’t try to fool ladies like you—I've only dealt with the young ones. Come on, cheer up, Mr. Fairford—you’ll be well looked after—give walking a go.’

Alan did so; and, refreshed by his halt, declared himself able to walk to the house with the sole assistance of the gardener.

Alan did that; and, feeling refreshed from his break, said he could walk to the house with just the gardener's help.

‘Why, that’s hearty. Thank thee, Dick, for lending him thine arm’—and Nanty slipped into his hand the guinea he had promised.—‘Farewell, then, Mr. Fairford, and farewell, Madam Arthuret, for I have been too long here.’

‘That’s very kind. Thank you, Dick, for lending him your arm’—and Nanty slipped the guinea he had promised into his hand.—‘Goodbye, Mr. Fairford, and goodbye, Madam Arthuret, for I have overstayed my welcome.’

So saying, he and his two companions threw themselves on horseback, and went off at a gallop. Yet, even above the clatter of their hoofs did the incorrigible Nanty hollo out the old ballad—

So saying, he and his two friends jumped on their horses and took off at a gallop. Yet, even above the noise of their hooves, the unmanageable Nanty shouted out the old ballad—

  A lovely lass to a friar came,
  To confession a-morning early;—
  ‘In what, my dear, are you to blame?
  Come tell me most sincerely?’ 
  ‘Alas!  my fault I dare not name—
  But my lad he loved me dearly.’ 
  A lovely girl came to a friar,  
  For confession early in the morning;—  
  ‘What, my dear, do you feel guilty about?  
  Please tell me honestly?’  
  ‘Oh! I can't name my fault—  
  But my guy loved me deeply.’

‘Holy Virgin!’ exclaimed Miss Seraphina, as the unhallowed sounds reached her ears; ‘what profane heathens be these men, and what frights and pinches we be put to among them! The saints be good to us, what a night has this been!—the like never seen at Fairladies. Help me to make fast the gate, Richard, and thou shalt come down again to wait on it, lest there come more unwelcome visitors—Not that you are unwelcome, young gentleman, for it is sufficient that you need such assistance as we can give you, to make you welcome to Fairladies—only, another time would have done as well—but, hem! I dare say it is all for the best. The avenue is none of the smoothest, sir, look to your feet. Richard Gardener should have had it mown and levelled, but he was obliged to go on a pilgrimage to Saint Winifred’s Well, in Wales.’ (Here Dick gave a short dry cough, which, as if he had found it betrayed some internal feeling a little at variance with what the lady said, he converted into a muttered SANCTA WINIFREDA, ORA PRO NOBIS. Miss Arthuret, meantime, proceeded) ‘We never interfere with our servants’ vows or penances, Master Fairford—I know a very worthy father of your name, perhaps a relation—I say, we never interfere with our servants vows. Our Lady forbid they should not know some difference between our service and a heretic’s.—Take care, sir, you will fall if you have not a care. Alas! by night and day there are many stumbling-blocks in our paths!’

"Holy Virgin!" exclaimed Miss Seraphina as the disturbing sounds reached her ears. "What profane heathens are these men, and what frightful experiences we’re having with them! The saints be good to us; what a night this has been!—never seen anything like it at Fairladies. Help me secure the gate, Richard, and you can come back down to keep an eye on it, in case more unwelcome visitors arrive—though you, young gentleman, are welcome since you need the help we can offer—just that another time would have worked just as well—but, well! I'm sure it’s all for the best. The path is quite rough, sir; watch your step. Richard Gardener should have had it mowed and leveled, but he had to go on a pilgrimage to Saint Winifred’s Well in Wales." (Here Dick gave a short dry cough, which, as if it revealed some internal feeling that conflicted with what the lady said, he turned into a muttered, "SANCTA WINIFREDA, ORA PRO NOBIS." Meanwhile, Miss Arthuret continued, "We never interfere with our servants' vows or penances, Master Fairford—I know a very respectable father with your name, maybe a relative—I mean, we never interfere with our servants' vows. Our Lady forbid they should not see some difference between our service and that of a heretic’s.—Be careful, sir; you might fall if you're not cautious. Alas! day and night, there are many stumbling blocks in our paths!"

With more talk to the same purpose, all of which tended to show a charitable and somewhat silly woman with a strong inclination to her superstitious devotion, Miss Arthuret entertained her new guest, as, stumbling at every obstacle which the devotion of his guide, Richard, had left in the path, he at last, by ascending some stone steps decorated on the side with griffins, or some such heraldic anomalies, attained a terrace extending in front of the Place of Fairladies; an old-fashioned gentleman’s house of some consequence, with its range of notched gable-ends and narrow windows, relieved by here and there an old turret about the size of a pepper-box. The door was locked during the brief absence of the mistress; a dim light glimmered through the sashed door of the hall, which opened beneath a huge stone porch, loaded with jessamine and other creepers. All the windows were dark as pitch.

With more of the same kind of conversation, which all suggested that Miss Arthuret was a kind-hearted but a bit foolish woman whose superstitious beliefs were quite strong, she welcomed her new guest. Stumbling over every hurdle due to the devotion of his guide, Richard, he finally made his way up some stone steps adorned with griffins or other odd heraldic designs and reached a terrace in front of Fairladies Place; an old-fashioned house of some importance, characterized by its jagged gable ends and narrow windows, occasionally featuring a turret about the size of a pepper shaker. The door was locked during the mistress's brief absence, and a dim light flickered through the paned door of the hall, which was set beneath a huge stone porch covered in jasmine and other climbing plants. All the windows were pitch dark.

Miss Arthuret tapped at the door. ‘Sister, sister Angelica.’ ‘Who is there?’ was answered from within; ‘is it you, sister Seraphina?’

Miss Arthuret tapped on the door. ‘Sister, sister Angelica.’ ‘Who is there?’ came the reply from inside; ‘is it you, sister Seraphina?’

‘Yes, yes, undo the door; do you not know my voice?’

‘Yes, yes, unlock the door; don’t you recognize my voice?’

‘No doubt, sister,’ said Angelica, undoing bolt and bar; ‘but you know our charge, and the enemy is watchful to surprise us—INCEDIT SICUT LEO VORANS, saith the breviary. Whom have you brought here? Oh, sister, what have you done?’

‘No doubt, sister,’ said Angelica, unlocking the door; ‘but you know what we’re up against, and the enemy is on high alert to catch us off guard—“He enters like a roaring lion,” as the breviary says. Who have you brought here? Oh, sister, what have you done?’

‘It is a young man,’ said Seraphina, hastening to interrupt her sister’s remonstrance, ‘a relation, I believe, of our worthy Father Fairford; left at the gate by the captain of that blessed vessel the SAINTE GENEVIEVE—almost dead—and charged with dispatches to ‘—

‘It’s a young man,’ Seraphina said quickly, cutting off her sister’s protest, ‘a relative, I believe, of our good Father Fairford; left at the gate by the captain of that blessed ship the SAINTE GENEVIEVE—almost dead—and tasked with delivering messages to—’

She lowered her voice as she mumbled over the last words.

She lowered her voice as she mumbled the last few words.

‘Nay, then, there is no help,’ said Angelica; ‘but it is unlucky.’

‘Well, then, there's no way around it,’ said Angelica; ‘but that's really unfortunate.’

During this dialogue between the vestals of Fairladies, Dick Gardener deposited his burden in a chair, where the young lady, after a moment of hesitation, expressing a becoming reluctance to touch the hand of a stranger, put her finger and thumb upon Fairford’s wrist, and counted his pulse.

During this conversation among the fair ladies, Dick Gardener set down his load in a chair, where the young woman, after a brief moment of hesitation and showing a polite reluctance to touch a stranger's hand, placed her fingers on Fairford's wrist and checked his pulse.

‘There is fever here, sister,’ she said; ‘Richard must call Ambrose, and we must send some of the febrifuge.’

‘There’s a fever here, sister,’ she said; ‘Richard needs to call Ambrose, and we have to send some of the fever medicine.’

Ambrose arrived presently, a plausible and respectable-looking old servant, bred in the family, and who had risen from rank to rank in the Arthuret service till he was become half-physician, half-almoner, half-butler, and entire governor; that is, when the Father Confessor, who frequently eased him of the toils of government, chanced to be abroad. Under the direction, and with the assistance of this venerable personage, the unlucky Alan Fairford was conveyed to a decent apartment at the end of a long gallery, and, to his inexpressible relief, consigned to a comfortable bed. He did not attempt to resist the prescription of Mr. Ambrose, who not only presented him with the proposed draught, but proceeded so far as to take a considerable quantity of blood from him, by which last operation he probably did his patient much service.

Ambrose arrived shortly after, a reliable and respectable-looking old servant who had been raised in the family. He had worked his way up through various ranks in the Arthuret service to the point where he was part physician, part almoner, part butler, and fully in charge; that is, when the Father Confessor, who often relieved him of the burdens of leadership, happened to be away. With the guidance and support of this distinguished man, the unfortunate Alan Fairford was taken to a decent room at the end of a long hallway and, to his immense relief, placed in a comfortable bed. He didn’t try to resist Mr. Ambrose’s recommendations, who not only handed him the suggested medicine but also took a significant amount of blood from him, which likely proved beneficial for his recovery.





CHAPTER XVI

NARRATIVE OF ALAN FAIRFORD, CONTINUED

On the next morning, when Fairford awoke, after no very refreshing slumbers, in which were mingled many wild dreams of his father and of Darsie Latimer,—of the damsel in the green mantle and the vestals of Fairladies,—of drinking small beer with Nanty Ewart and being immersed in the Solway with the JUMPING JENNY,—he found himself in no condition to dispute the order of Mr. Ambrose, that he should keep his bed, from which, indeed, he could not have raised himself without assistance. He became sensible that his anxiety, and his constant efforts for some days past, had been too much for his health, and that, whatever might be his impatience, he could not proceed in his undertaking until his strength was re-established.

On the next morning, when Fairford woke up after a not-so-refreshing sleep filled with many wild dreams about his father and Darsie Latimer—about the girl in the green cloak and the maidens of Fairladies—about drinking small beer with Nanty Ewart and getting dunked in the Solway with the JUMPING JENNY—he realized he was in no shape to argue with Mr. Ambrose’s order for him to stay in bed, from which he honestly couldn’t have gotten up without help. He understood that his anxiety and constant efforts over the past few days had taken a toll on his health, and no matter how impatient he felt, he couldn’t move forward with his plans until he regained his strength.

In the meanwhile, no better quarters could have been found for an invalid. The attendants spoke under their breath, and moved only on tiptoe—nothing was done unless PAR ORDONNANCE DU MEDECIN. Aesculapius reigned paramount in the premises at Fairladies. Once a day, the ladies came in great state to wait upon him and inquire after his health, and it was then that; Alan’s natural civility, and the thankfulness which he expressed for their timely and charitable assistance, raised him considerably in their esteem. He was on the third day removed to a better apartment than that in which he had been at first accommodated. When he was permitted to drink a glass of wine, it was of the first quality; one of those curious old-fashioned cobwebbed bottles being produced on the occasion, which are only to be found in the crypts of old country-seats, where they may have lurked undisturbed for more than half a century.

In the meantime, there couldn’t have been a better place for someone recovering. The staff spoke softly and moved around on tiptoe—nothing happened without the DOCTOR'S ORDER. Aesculapius was in charge at Fairladies. Once a day, the ladies would come in grand style to check on him and ask how he was doing, and during that time, Alan's natural politeness and the gratitude he showed for their timely and kind help earned him a lot of their respect. On the third day, he was moved to a nicer room than the one he had initially stayed in. When he was finally allowed to have a glass of wine, it was top-quality; one of those old-fashioned cobwebbed bottles was brought out, which you can only find in the cellars of old country houses, where they may have been sitting undisturbed for over fifty years.

But however delightful a residence for an invalid, Fairladies, as its present inmate became soon aware, was not so agreeable to a convalescent. When he dragged himself to the window so soon as he could crawl from bed, behold it was closely grated, and commanded no view except of a little paved court. This was nothing remarkable, most old Border houses having their windows so secured. But then Fairford observed, that whosoever entered or left the room always locked the door with great care and circumspection; and some proposals which he made to take a walk in the gallery, or even in the garden, were so coldly received, both by the ladies and their prime minister, Mr. Ambrose, that he saw plainly such an extension of his privileges as a guest would not be permitted.

But as pleasant as Fairladies might be for someone who's unwell, its current resident soon realized it wasn't great for someone recovering. When he managed to drag himself to the window as soon as he could get out of bed, he found it was tightly barred and offered no view other than a small paved courtyard. This wasn't unusual, as many old Border houses had their windows secured like this. However, Fairford noticed that whoever came in or out of the room always locked the door very carefully and cautiously; and when he suggested taking a walk in the gallery or even in the garden, both the ladies and their main guy, Mr. Ambrose, reacted so coldly that he clearly understood he wouldn't be granted any more freedom as a guest.

Anxious to ascertain whether this excessive hospitality would permit him his proper privilege of free agency, he announced to this important functionary, with grateful thanks for the care with which he had been attended, his purpose to leave Fairladies next morning, requesting only, as a continuance of the favours with which he had been loaded, the loan of a horse to the next town; and, assuring Mr. Ambrose that his gratitude would not be limited by such, a trifle, he slipped three guineas into his hand, by way of seconding his proposal. The fingers of that worthy domestic closed as naturally upon the honorarium, as if a degree in the learned faculty had given him a right to clutch it; but his answer concerning Alan’s proposed departure was at first evasive, and when he was pushed, it amounted to a peremptory assurance that he could not be permitted to depart to-morrow; it was as much as his life was worth, and his ladies would not authorize it.

Eager to find out if this overwhelming hospitality would allow him to maintain his right to make his own choices, he expressed his heartfelt gratitude to this important official for the care he had received and announced his plan to leave Fairladies the next morning. He asked for one last favor, a loan of a horse to the next town, and assured Mr. Ambrose that his gratitude would go beyond just that small request by slipping three guineas into his hand to support his proposal. The deserving servant accepted the money as if he had earned the right to do so through formal education, but when asked about Alan's intended departure, his response was initially vague. When pressed further, he firmly stated that Alan could not be allowed to leave the next day; it would jeopardize his life, and his ladies would not permit it.

‘I know best what my own life is worth,’ said Alan; ‘and I do not value it in comparison to the business which requires my instant attention.’

"I know the value of my own life," said Alan, "and I don't see it as worth more than the business that needs my immediate focus."

Receiving still no satisfactory answer from Mr. Ambrose, Fairford thought it best to state his resolution to the ladies themselves, in the most measured, respectful, and grateful terms; but still such as expressed a firm determination to depart on the morrow, or next day at farthest. After some attempts to induce him to stay, on the alleged score of health, which were so expressed that he was convinced they were only used to delay his departure, Fairford plainly told them that he was entrusted with dispatches of consequence to the gentleman known by the name of Herries, Redgauntlet, and the Laird of the Lochs; and that it was matter of life and death to deliver them early.

Receiving no satisfactory answer from Mr. Ambrose, Fairford decided it was best to communicate his decision directly to the ladies, using measured, respectful, and thankful language; yet still firm in his intention to leave either tomorrow or the day after at the latest. After some attempts to persuade him to stay, citing health concerns, which he felt were just excuses to postpone his departure, Fairford clearly informed them that he had important messages to deliver to the gentleman known as Herries, Redgauntlet, and the Laird of the Lochs; and that it was a matter of life and death to deliver them promptly.

‘I dare say, Sister Angelica,’ said the elder Miss Arthuret, that the gentleman is honest; and if he is really a relation of Father Fairford, we can run no risk.’

‘I honestly believe, Sister Angelica,’ said the older Miss Arthuret, ‘that the gentleman is trustworthy; and if he really is related to Father Fairford, we won’t be taking any risks.’

‘Jesu Maria!’ exclaimed the younger. ‘Oh, fie, Sister Seraphina! Fie, fie!—‘VADE RETRO—get thee behind me!’

‘Jesus, Mary!’ exclaimed the younger. ‘Oh, come on, Sister Seraphina! Come on, come on!—‘GET BEHIND ME!’

‘Well, well; but, sister—Sister Angelica—let me speak with you in the gallery.’

‘Well, well; but, sister—Sister Angelica—can I talk to you in the gallery?’

So out the ladies rustled in their silks and tissues, and it was a good half-hour ere they rustled in again, with importance and awe on their countenances.

So the ladies rustled in their silks and fabrics, and it was a good half-hour before they rustled in again, looking important and amazed on their faces.

‘To tell you the truth, Mr. Fairford, the cause of our desire to delay you is—there is a religious gentleman in this house at present’—

‘To be honest with you, Mr. Fairford, the reason we want to delay you is—there is a religious man in this house right now’—

‘A most excellent person indeed’—said the sister Angelica.

‘A truly excellent person’—said Sister Angelica.

‘An anointed of his Master!’ echoed Seraphina,—‘and we should be glad that, for conscience’ sake, you would hold some discourse with him before your departure.’

‘An anointed of his Master!’ echoed Seraphina, — ‘and we should be glad that, for the sake of your conscience, you would have some conversation with him before you leave.’

‘Oho!’ thought Fairford, ‘the murder is out—here is a design of conversion! I must not affront the good ladies, but I shall soon send off the priest, I think.’ He then answered aloud, ‘that he should be happy to converse with any friend of theirs—that in religious matters he had the greatest respect for every modification of Christianity, though, he must say, his belief was made up to that in which he had been educated; nevertheless, if his seeing the religious person they recommended could in the least show his respect’—

‘Oh!’ thought Fairford, ‘the secret is out—this is a plan for conversion! I can't upset the good ladies, but I think I'll send the priest off soon.’ He then replied aloud, ‘I would be happy to talk with any friend of yours—when it comes to religious matters, I have a lot of respect for every version of Christianity, although I must admit that my beliefs are based on what I was taught; however, if meeting the religious person you suggested could in any way show my respect—’

‘It is not quite that,’ said Sister Seraphina, ‘although I am sure the day is too short to hear him—Father Buonaventure, I mean—speak upon the concerns of our souls; but’—

‘It’s not exactly that,’ Sister Seraphina said, ‘although I’m sure the day is too short to hear him—Father Buonaventure, that is—talk about the concerns of our souls; but’—

‘Come, come, Sister Seraphina,’ said the younger, ‘it is needless to talk so much about it. His—his Eminence—I mean Father Buonaventure—will himself explain what he wants this gentleman to know.’

‘Come on, Sister Seraphina,’ said the younger one, ‘there's no need to talk about it so much. His—his Eminence—I mean Father Buonaventure—will explain himself what he wants this gentleman to know.’

‘His Eminence!’ said Fairford, surprised—‘is this gentleman so high in the Catholic Church? The title is given only to Cardinals, I think.’

‘His Eminence!’ said Fairford, surprised—‘is this guy really that high up in the Catholic Church? I think that title is only given to Cardinals.’

‘He is not a Cardinal as yet,’ answered Seraphina; ‘but I assure you, Mr. Fairford, he is as high in rank as he is eminently endowed with good gifts, and’—

‘He isn't a Cardinal yet,’ Seraphina replied; ‘but I assure you, Mr. Fairford, he is just as high in rank as he is exceptionally talented, and’—

‘Come away,’ said Sister Angelica. ‘Holy Virgin, how you do talk! What has Mr. Fairford to do with Father Buonaventure’s rank? Only, sir, you will remember that the Father has been always accustomed to be treated with the most profound deference; indeed’—

‘Come away,’ said Sister Angelica. ‘Holy Virgin, how you talk! What does Mr. Fairford have to do with Father Buonaventure’s rank? Just remember, sir, the Father has always been treated with the utmost respect; indeed—’

‘Come away, sister,’ said Sister Seraphina, in her turn; ‘who talks now, I pray you? Mr. Fairford will know how to comport himself.’

‘Come away, sister,’ said Sister Seraphina, in her turn; ‘who's talking now, I ask you? Mr. Fairford will know how to behave himself.’

‘And we had best both leave the room,’ said the younger lady, ‘for here his Eminence comes.’

‘And we should both leave the room,’ said the younger lady, ‘because here comes his Eminence.’

She lowered her voice to a whisper as she pronounced the last words; and as Fairford was about to reply, by assuring her that any friend of hers should be treated by him with all the ceremony he could expect, she imposed silence on him, by holding up her finger.

She whispered the last words, and just as Fairford was about to respond, assuring her that any friend of hers would be treated with all the respect he could offer, she silenced him by raising her finger.

A solemn and stately step was now heard in the gallery; it might have proclaimed the approach not merely of a bishop or cardinal, but of the Sovereign Pontiff himself. Nor could the sound have been more respectfully listened to by the two ladies, had it announced that the Head of the Church was approaching in person. They drew themselves, like sentinels on duty, one on each side of the door by which the long gallery communicated with Fairford’s apartment, and stood there immovable, and with countenances expressive of the deepest reverence.

A serious and dignified step echoed in the hallway; it could have announced the arrival of not just a bishop or cardinal, but even the Pope himself. The two ladies listened with utmost respect, as if the Head of the Church were actually walking towards them. Like sentinels on duty, they positioned themselves on either side of the door that connected the long hallway to Fairford’s room, standing still with expressions that conveyed their profound reverence.

The approach of Father Buonaventure was so slow, that Fairford had time to notice all this, and to marvel in his mind what wily and ambitious priest could have contrived to subject his worthy but simple-minded hostesses to such superstitious trammels. Father Buonaventure’s entrance and appearance in some degree accounted for the whole.

The way Father Buonaventure approached was so slow that Fairford had time to notice everything and wonder in his mind which clever and ambitious priest could have managed to subject his good but naïve hostesses to such superstitious beliefs. Father Buonaventure’s arrival and look somewhat explained it all.

He was a man of middle life, about forty or upwards; but either care, or fatigue, or indulgence, had brought on the appearance of premature old age, and given to his fine features a cast of seriousness or even sadness. A noble countenance, however, still remained; and though his complexion was altered, and wrinkles stamped upon his brow in many a melancholy fold, still the lofty forehead, the full and well-opened eye, and the well-formed nose, showed how handsome in better days he must have been. He was tall, but lost the advantage of his height by stooping; and the cane which he wore always in his hand, and occasionally used, as well as his slow though majestic gait, seemed to intimate that his form and limbs felt already some touch of infirmity. The colour of his hair could not be discovered, as, according to the fashion, he wore a periwig. He was handsomely, though gravely dressed in a secular habit, and had a cockade in his hat; circumstances which did not surprise Fairford, who knew that a military disguise was very often assumed by the seminary priests, whose visits to England, or residence there, subjected them to legal penalties.

He was a man in his middle age, around forty or older; but either stress, exhaustion, or indulgence had given him the look of someone prematurely old, lending a serious or even sad expression to his striking features. However, a noble face still remained; and although his complexion had changed and deep wrinkles marred his brow in many sorrowful creases, his high forehead, bright and well-opened eyes, and well-shaped nose indicated how handsome he must have been in his younger days. He was tall but lost some of that advantage by slouching; the cane he always had in hand, which he used occasionally, along with his slow but dignified walk, suggested that his body was starting to show signs of weakness. The color of his hair was hard to determine, as he wore a wig in line with the fashion of the time. He was dressed handsomely, though soberly, in civilian clothing and had a cockade in his hat; details that didn’t surprise Fairford, who knew that many seminary priests often disguised themselves as military men during their visits to or while residing in England, as they faced legal penalties.

As this stately person entered the apartment, the two ladies facing inward, like soldiers on their post when about to salute a superior officer, dropped on either hand of the father a curtsy so profound that the hoop petticoats which performed the feat seemed to sink down to the very floor, nay, through it, as if a trap-door had opened for the descent of the dames who performed this act of reverence.

As this dignified person stepped into the apartment, the two ladies facing inward, like soldiers at attention ready to salute a superior officer, dropped a curtsy so deep that their hoop skirts appeared to touch the floor, or even sink through it, as if a trapdoor had opened for the descent of the women who showed this act of respect.

The father seemed accustomed to such homage, profound as it was; he turned his person a little way first towards one sister, and then towards the other, while, with a gracious inclination of his person, which certainly did not amount to a bow, he acknowledged their curtsy. But he passed forward without addressing them, and seemed by doing so to intimate that their presence in the apartment was unnecessary.

The father appeared used to this kind of respect, no matter how deep it was; he turned slightly towards one sister, and then towards the other, and with a polite lean of his body, which definitely didn’t count as a bow, he acknowledged their curtsy. However, he moved on without speaking to them, apparently indicating that their presence in the room was not needed.

They accordingly glided out of the room, retreating backwards, with hands clasped and eyes cast upwards, as if imploring blessings on the religious man whom they venerated so highly. The door of the apartment was shut after them, but not before Fairford had perceived that there were one or two men in the gallery, and that, contrary to what he had before observed, the door, though shut, was not locked on the outside.

They quietly backed out of the room, hands clasped and eyes turned up, as if asking for blessings from the religious man they admired so much. The door to the room closed behind them, but not before Fairford noticed that a couple of men were in the gallery and that, unlike what he had thought before, the door, although shut, was not locked from the outside.

‘Can the good souls apprehend danger from me to this god of their idolatry?’ thought Fairford. But he had no time to make further observations, for the stranger had already reached the middle of his apartment.

‘Can the good people see me as a threat to this god they worship?’ thought Fairford. But he had no time to think more about it, as the stranger had already reached the center of his room.

Fairford rose to receive him respectfully, but as he fixed his eyes on the visitor, he thought that the father avoided his looks. His reasons for remaining incognito were cogent enough to account for this, and Fairford hastened to relieve him, by looking downwards in his turn; but when again he raised his face, he found the broad light eye of the stranger so fixed on him that he was almost put out of countenance by the steadiness of his gaze. During this time they remained standing.

Fairford stood up to greet him respectfully, but as he looked at the visitor, he felt that the father was avoiding eye contact. His reasons for staying incognito were strong enough to explain this, so Fairford quickly looked down to ease the tension. However, when he looked up again, he found the stranger’s wide, intense gaze fixed on him, making him feel almost embarrassed by the other’s unwavering stare. They stood there the entire time.

‘Take your seat, sir,’ said the father; ‘you have been an invalid.’

‘Take a seat, sir,’ said the father; ‘you’ve been unwell.’

He spoke with the tone of one who desires an inferior to be seated in his presence, and his voice was full and melodious.

He spoke like someone who wants an inferior to sit in front of him, and his voice was rich and pleasant.

Fairford, somewhat surprised to find himself overawed by the airs of superiority, which could be only properly exercised towards one over whom religion gave the speaker influence, sat down at his bidding, as if moved by springs, and was at a loss how to assert the footing of equality on which he felt that they ought to stand. The stranger kept the advantage which he had obtained.

Fairford, a bit surprised to feel overwhelmed by the sense of superiority that could only be rightly directed at someone whom the speaker had influence over due to their religion, sat down at his command, as if he had no control over his actions. He was unsure how to assert the equal status he believed they should share. The stranger maintained the upper hand he had gained.

‘Your name, sir, I am informed, is Fairford?’ said the father.

‘Your name, sir, I’ve been told, is Fairford?’ said the father.

Alan answered by a bow.

Alan responded with a bow.

‘Called to the Scottish bar,’ continued his visitor, ‘There is, I believe, in the West, a family of birth and rank called Fairford of Fairford.’

‘Called to the Scottish bar,’ continued his visitor, ‘There is, I think, in the West, a family of high status and distinction known as Fairford of Fairford.’

Alan thought this a strange observation from a foreign ecclesiastic, as his name intimated Father Buonaventure to be; but only answered he believed there was such, a family.

Alan thought this was a strange observation from a foreign priest, as his name suggested Father Buonaventure to be; but he just replied that he believed there was such a family.

‘Do you count kindred with them, Mr. Fairford?’ continued the inquirer.

‘Do you consider yourself related to them, Mr. Fairford?’ the questioner continued.

‘I have not the honour to lay such a claim,’ said Fairford.

‘I don't have the honor to make such a claim,’ said Fairford.

‘My father’s industry has raised his family from a low and obscure situation—I have no hereditary claim to distinction of any kind. May I ask the cause of these inquiries?’

‘My father’s hard work has lifted our family from a low and unknown status—I have no inherited right to any kind of distinction. Can I ask why you’re asking these questions?’

‘You will learn it presently,’ said Father Buonaventure, who had given a dry and dissatisfied HEM at the young man’s acknowledging a plebeian descent. He then motioned to him to be silent, and proceeded with his queries.

‘You’ll figure it out soon enough,’ said Father Buonaventure, who had let out a dry and disapproving HEM when the young man acknowledged his average background. He then signaled for him to be quiet and continued with his questions.

‘Although not of condition, you are, doubtless, by sentiments and education, a man of honour and a gentleman?’

‘Though you may not come from a privileged background, you are undoubtedly a man of honor and a gentleman due to your values and upbringing?’

‘I hope so, sir,’ said Alan, colouring with displeasure. ‘I have not been accustomed to have it questioned.’

‘I hope so, sir,’ Alan said, blushing with annoyance. ‘I’m not used to having it questioned.’

‘Patience, young man,’ said the unperturbed querist—‘we are on serious business, and no idle etiquette must prevent its being discussed seriously. You are probably aware that you speak to a person proscribed by the severe and unjust laws of the present government?’

‘Patience, young man,’ said the calm questioner—‘we're here on serious business, and no pointless manners should stop us from discussing it properly. You probably know that you’re talking to someone banned by the harsh and unfair laws of the current government?’

‘I am aware of the statute 1700, chapter 3,’ said Alan, ‘banishing from the realm priests and trafficking Papists, and punishing by death, on summary conviction, any such person who being so banished may return. But I have no means of knowing you, sir, to be one of those persons; and I think your prudence may recommend to you to keep your own counsel.’

‘I know about statute 1700, chapter 3,’ Alan said, ‘which bans priests and trading with Papists, and punishes by death, upon summary conviction, anyone who returns after being banished. But I have no way of knowing you, sir, to be one of those people; and I think it would be wise for you to keep your thoughts to yourself.’

‘It is sufficient, sir; and I have no apprehensions of disagreeable consequences from your having seen me in this house,’ said the priest.

‘That's enough, sir; and I’m not worried about any unpleasant consequences from you having seen me in this house,’ said the priest.

‘Assuredly no,’ said Alan. ‘I consider myself as indebted for my life to the mistresses of Fairladies; and it would be a vile requital on my part to pry into or make known what I may have seen or heard under this hospitable roof. If I were to meet the Pretender himself in such a situation, he should, even at the risk of a little stretch to my loyalty, be free from any danger from my indiscretion.’

“Definitely not,” said Alan. “I feel like I owe my life to the mistresses of Fairladies, and it would be a terrible betrayal for me to snoop around or reveal anything I've seen or heard under this welcoming roof. Even if I were to encounter the Pretender himself in such a situation, I would, even at the risk of straying a bit from my loyalty, ensure that he wouldn’t face any danger from my carelessness.”

‘The Pretender!’ said the priest, with some angry emphasis; but immediately softened his tone and added, ‘No doubt, however, that person is a pretender; and some people think his pretensions are not ill founded. But, before running into politics, give me leave to say, that I am surprised to find a gentleman of your opinions in habits of intimacy with Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees and Mr. Redgauntlet, and the medium of conducting the intercourse betwixt them.’

‘The Pretender!’ said the priest, with some anger; but he quickly softened his tone and added, ‘No doubt that person is a pretender; and some people believe his claims aren’t unfounded. But before getting into politics, let me say that I’m surprised to see someone with your views spending so much time with Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees and Mr. Redgauntlet, and acting as the link between them.’

‘Pardon me, sir,’ replied Alan Fairford; ‘I do not aspire to the honour of being reputed their confidant or go-between. My concern with those gentlemen is limited to one matter of business, dearly interesting to me, because it concerns the safety—perhaps the life—of my dearest friend.’

‘Excuse me, sir,’ Alan Fairford replied; ‘I don’t seek the privilege of being seen as their confidant or intermediary. My involvement with those gentlemen is strictly business-related, and it’s very important to me because it affects the safety—possibly the life—of my closest friend.’

‘Would you have any objection to entrust me with the cause of your journey?’ said Father Buonaventure. ‘My advice may be of service to you, and my influence with one or both these gentlemen is considerable.’

‘Do you have any objections to letting me help you with the reason for your journey?’ said Father Buonaventure. ‘My advice could be useful to you, and I have significant influence with one or both of these gentlemen.’

Fairford hesitated a moment, and, hastily revolving all circumstances, concluded that he might perhaps receive some advantage from propitiating this personage; while, on the other hand, he endangered nothing by communicating to him the occasion of his journey. He, therefore, after stating shortly that he hoped Mr. Buonaventure would render him the same confidence which he required on his part, gave a short account of Darsie Latimer—of the mystery which hung over his family—and of the disaster which had befallen him. Finally, of his own resolution to seek for his friend, and to deliver him, at the peril of his own life.

Fairford paused for a moment, quickly considering all the factors, and decided that he might gain something by winning over this person. At the same time, he risked nothing by sharing the reason for his journey with him. So, after briefly stating that he hoped Mr. Buonaventure would trust him as he needed to trust in return, he gave a quick overview of Darsie Latimer—highlighting the mystery surrounding his family and the disaster that had happened to him. Finally, he expressed his determination to search for his friend and rescue him, even at the risk of his own life.

The Catholic priest, whose manner it seemed to be to avoid all conversation which did not arise from his own express motion, made no remarks upon what he had heard, but only asked one or two abrupt questions, where Alan’s narrative appeared less clear to him; then rising from his seat, he took two turns through the apartment, muttering between his teeth, with emphasis, the word ‘madman!’ But apparently he was in the habit of keeping all violent emotions under restraint; for he presently addressed Fairford with the most perfect indifference.

The Catholic priest, who seemed to avoid any conversation that didn’t start from him, didn’t comment on what he heard but instead asked one or two quick questions where Alan’s story was less clear to him. Then, rising from his seat, he walked around the room a couple of times, muttering the word ‘madman!’ under his breath with emphasis. But it seemed he was used to keeping strong emotions in check because he soon spoke to Fairford with complete indifference.

‘If,’ said he, ‘you thought you could do so without breach of confidence, I wish you would have the goodness to show me the letter of Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees. I desire to look particularly at the address.’

‘If,’ he said, ‘you think you can do that without breaking any trust, I would appreciate it if you could show me the letter from Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees. I want to take a close look at the address.’

Seeing no cause to decline this extension of his confidence, Alan, without hesitation, put the letter into his hand. Having turned it round as old Trumbull and Nanty Ewart had formerly done, and, like them, having examined the address with much minuteness, he asked whether he had observed these words, pointing to a pencil-writing upon the under side of the letter. Fairford answered in the negative, and, looking at the letter, read with surprise, ‘CAVE NE LITERAS BELLEROPHONTIS ADFERRES’; a caution which coincided so exactly with the provost’s admonition, that he would do well to inspect the letter of which he was bearer, that he was about to spring up and attempt an escape, he knew not wherefore, or from whom.

Seeing no reason to refuse this show of trust, Alan confidently handed him the letter. After flipping it around like old Trumbull and Nanty Ewart used to do, and examining the address closely just like them, he asked if he had noticed these words, pointing to some pencil writing on the underside of the letter. Fairford replied that he hadn't, and upon looking at the letter, he read in surprise, ‘CAVE NE LITERAS BELLEROPHONTIS ADFERRES’; a warning that matched the provost’s advice so perfectly that he felt an urge to jump up and escape, not knowing why or from whom.

‘Sit still, young man,’ said the father, with the same tone of authority which reigned in his whole manner, although mingled with stately courtesy. ‘You are in no danger—my character shall be a pledge for your safety. By whom do you suppose these words have been written?’

‘Sit still, young man,’ said the father, with the same authoritative tone that was evident in his entire demeanor, though mixed with formal politeness. ‘You are not in any danger—my reputation will guarantee your safety. Who do you think wrote these words?’

Fairford could have answered, ‘By Nanty Ewart,’ for he remembered seeing that person scribble something with a pencil, although he was not well enough to observe with accuracy where or upon what. But not knowing what suspicions, or what worse consequences the seamen’s interest in his affairs might draw upon him, he judged it best to answer that he knew not the hand.

Fairford could have replied, “By Nanty Ewart,” because he remembered seeing him write something with a pencil, even though he wasn’t well enough to accurately notice where or what it was. But unsure of what suspicions or worse consequences the sailors’ interest in his situation might bring him, he thought it was better to say that he did not recognize the handwriting.

Father Buonaventure was again silent for a moment or two, which he employed in surveying the letter with the strictest attention; then stepped to the window, as if to examine the address and writing of the envelope with the assistance of a stronger light, and Alan Fairford beheld him, with no less amazement than high displeasure, coolly and deliberately break the seal, open the letter, and peruse the contents.

Father Buonaventure was silent for a moment or two, carefully studying the letter. Then he walked to the window, as if to get a better look at the address and handwriting on the envelope in the better light. Alan Fairford watched him, feeling both amazed and angry, as he calmly and deliberately broke the seal, opened the letter, and read its contents.

‘Stop, sir, hold!’ he exclaimed, so soon as his astonishment permitted him to express his resentment in words; ‘by what right do you dare’—

‘Stop, sir, hold!’ he exclaimed, as soon as his surprise allowed him to express his anger in words; ‘by what right do you dare’—

‘Peace, young gentleman,’ said the father, repelling him with a wave of his hand; ‘be assured I do not act without warrant—nothing can pass betwixt Mr. Maxwell and Mr. Redgauntlet that I am not fully entitled to know.’

‘Calm down, young man,’ said the father, pushing him away with a wave of his hand; ‘rest assured, I don’t act without reason—nothing can happen between Mr. Maxwell and Mr. Redgauntlet that I am not fully entitled to know.’

‘It may be so,’ said Alan, extremely angry; ‘but though you may be these gentlemen’s father confessor, you are not mine; and in breaking the seal of a letter entrusted to my care, you have done me’—

‘It might be true,’ Alan said, extremely angry; ‘but even if you are these gentlemen’s confessor, you aren’t mine; and by breaking the seal of a letter that was entrusted to me, you have done me’—

‘No injury, I assure you,’ answered the unperturbed priest; ‘on the contrary, it may be a service.’

‘No injury, I promise you,’ replied the calm priest; ‘on the contrary, it could be a benefit.’

‘I desire no advantage at such a rate, or to be obtained in such a manner,’ answered Fairford; ‘restore me the letter instantly, or’—

‘I don’t want any advantage at that price, or to get it in that way,’ Fairford replied; ‘give me back the letter right now, or’—

‘As you regard your own safety,’ said the priest, ‘forbear all injurious expressions, and all menacing gestures. I am not one who can be threatened or insulted with impunity; and there are enough within hearing to chastise any injury or affront offered to me, in case I may think it unbecoming to protect or avenge myself with my own hand.’

‘As you consider your own safety,’ said the priest, ‘refrain from any harmful words and aggressive gestures. I’m not someone who can be threatened or insulted without consequences; and there are plenty here who will defend me against any harm or insult directed at me, if I decide it’s inappropriate to defend or take action myself.’

In saying this, the father assumed an air of such fearlessness and calm authority, that the young lawyer, surprised and overawed, forbore, as he had intended, to snatch the letter from his hand, and confined himself to bitter complaints of the impropriety of his conduct, and of the light in which he himself must be placed to Redgauntlet should he present him a letter with a broken seal.

In saying this, the father carried himself with such fearlessness and calm authority that the young lawyer, surprised and intimidated, held back from snatching the letter from his hand as he had planned. Instead, he limited himself to expressing bitter complaints about the unlikelihood of his actions and the way he would be viewed by Redgauntlet if he presented him a letter with a broken seal.

‘That,’ said Father Buonaventure, ‘shall be fully cared for. I will myself write to Redgauntlet, and enclose Maxwell’s letter, provided always you continue to desire to deliver it, after perusing the contents.’

‘That,’ said Father Buonaventure, ‘will be taken care of. I will personally write to Redgauntlet and include Maxwell’s letter, as long as you still want to deliver it after reading what it says.’

He then restored the letter to Fairford, and, observing that he hesitated to peruse it, said emphatically, ‘Read it, for it concerns you.’

He then handed the letter back to Fairford and, noticing that he was hesitant to read it, said firmly, "Read it, it’s important to you."

This recommendation, joined to what Provost Crosbie had formerly recommended, and to the warning which he doubted not that Nanty intended to convey by his classical allusion, decided Fairford’s resolution. ‘If these correspondents,’ he thought, ‘are conspiring against my person, I have a right to counterplot them; self-preservation, as well as my friend’s safety, require that I should not be too scrupulous.’

This recommendation, along with what Provost Crosbie had previously suggested, and the warning that Nanty clearly intended to convey with his classical reference, pushed Fairford to make a decision. ‘If these people are conspiring against me,’ he thought, ‘I have the right to plan my own counter-strategy; self-preservation, as well as my friend's safety, means I shouldn’t be overly cautious.’

So thinking, he read the letter, which was in the following words:—

So, thinking this, he read the letter, which said:—

‘DEAR RUGGED AND DANGEROUS, ‘Will you never cease meriting your old nick-name? You have springed your dottrel, I find, and what is the consequence?—why, that there will be hue and cry after you presently. The bearer is a pert young lawyer, who has brought a formal complaint against you, which, luckily, he has preferred in a friendly court. Yet, favourable as the judge was disposed to be, it was with the utmost difficulty that cousin Jenny and I could keep him to his tackle. He begins to be timid, suspicious, and untractable, and I fear Jenny will soon bend her brows on him in vain. I know not what to advise—the lad who carries this is a good lad—active for his friend—and I have pledged my honour he shall have no personal ill-usage. Pledged my honour, remark these words, and remember I can be rugged and dangerous as well, as my neighbours. But I have not ensured him against a short captivity, and as he is a stirring active fellow, I see no remedy but keeping him out of the way till this business of the good Father B—— is safely blown over, which God send it were!—Always thine, even should I be once more CRAIG-IN-PERIL.’

‘DEAR RUGGED AND DANGEROUS, ‘Will you ever stop living up to your old nickname? You've gone and caused some trouble again, and what's the result?—there's going to be a manhunt for you soon. The messenger is a brash young lawyer who's filed a formal complaint against you, but fortunately, he chose to do it in a friendly court. Even though the judge was inclined to be lenient, cousin Jenny and I had a tough time keeping him in check. He’s starting to get nervous, distrustful, and hard to handle, and I’m afraid Jenny will soon be scolding him in vain. I don’t know what to suggest—the guy carrying this message is a decent fellow—eager to help his friend—and I’ve promised on my honor that he won’t face any personal harm. Mark my words on that, and remember I can be rugged and dangerous too, just like my neighbors. But I haven’t protected him from a little time in confinement, and since he’s an active guy, I see no option but to keep him out of sight until this issue with good Father B—— is safely resolved, which I hope it will be!—Always yours, even if I find myself once more CRAIG-IN-PERIL.’

‘What think you, young man, of the danger you have been about to encounter so willingly?’

‘What do you think, young man, about the danger you were about to face so willingly?’

‘As strangely,’ replied Alan Fairford, ‘as of the extraordinary means which you have been at present pleased to use for the discovery of Mr. Maxwell’s purpose.

‘As strangely,’ replied Alan Fairford, ‘as the unusual methods you’ve chosen to uncover Mr. Maxwell’s intentions.

‘Trouble not yourself to account for my conduct,’ said the father; ‘I have a warrant for what I do, and fear no responsibility. But tell me what is your present purpose.’

‘Don't worry about explaining my actions,’ said the father; ‘I have my reasons for what I do, and I don’t fear the consequences. But tell me what you plan to do now.’

‘I should not perhaps name it to you, whose own safety may be implicated.’

‘I probably shouldn’t mention it to you, since your own safety could be at risk.’

‘I understand you,’ answered the father; ‘you would appeal to the existing government? That can at no rate be permitted—we will rather detain you at Fairladies by compulsion.’

‘I understand you,’ replied the father; ‘you want to appeal to the current government? That can't be allowed—we'd rather hold you at Fairladies by force.’

‘You will probably,’ said Fairford, ‘first weigh the risk of such a proceeding in a free country.’

‘You will probably,’ Fairford said, ‘first consider the risk of taking such action in a free country.’

‘I have incurred more formidable hazard,’ said the priest, smiling; ‘yet I am willing to find a milder expedient. Come; let us bring the matter to a compromise.’ And he assumed a conciliating graciousness of manner, which struck Fairford as being rather too condescending for the occasion; ‘I presume you will be satisfied to remain here in seclusion for a day or two longer, provided I pass my solemn word to you that you shall meet with the person whom you seek after—meet with him in perfect safety, and, I trust, in good health, and be afterwards both at liberty to return to Scotland, or dispose of yourselves as each of you may be minded?’

“I’ve faced greater dangers,” said the priest with a smile, “but I’m open to finding a more gentle solution. Come on; let’s compromise.” He adopted a conciliatory and gracious demeanor, which Fairford thought was a bit too patronizing for the situation. “I assume you’ll be content to stay here in seclusion for another day or two, as long as I promise you’ll meet the person you’re looking for—meet him safely, and hopefully in good health, and then you’ll both be free to return to Scotland or do as you wish?”

‘I respect the VERBUM SACERDOTIS as much as can reasonably be expected from a Protestant,’ answered Fairford; ‘but methinks, you can scarce expect me to repose so much confidence in the word of an unknown person as is implied in the guarantee which you offer me.’

‘I respect the VERBUM SACERDOTIS as much as a Protestant reasonably can,’ Fairford replied; ‘but I think you can hardly expect me to place so much trust in the word of someone I don’t know as your guarantee suggests.’

‘I am not accustomed, sir,’ said the father, in a very haughty tone, ‘to have my word disputed. But,’ he added, while the angry hue passed from his cheek, after a moment’s reflection, ‘you know me not, and ought to be excused. I will repose more confidence in your honour than you seem willing to rest upon mine; and, since we are so situated that one must rely upon the other’s faith, I will cause you to be set presently at liberty, and furnished with the means of delivering your letter as addressed, provided that now, knowing the contents, you think it safe for yourself to execute the commission.’

“I’m not one to have my word questioned, sir,” said the father, in a very arrogant tone. “But,” he continued, as the anger faded from his face after a moment of thought, “you don’t know me and should be forgiven. I’ll place more trust in your honor than you seem willing to place in mine; and since we’re in a situation where we must rely on each other’s trust, I’ll have you set free shortly and given what you need to send your letter as addressed, provided that now, knowing the content, you believe it’s safe for you to carry out the task.”

Alan Fairford paused. ‘I cannot see,’ he at length replied, ‘how I can proceed with respect to the accomplishment of my sole purpose, which is the liberation of my friend, without appealing to the law and obtaining the assistance of a magistrate. If I present this singular letter of Mr. Maxwell, with the contents of which I have become so unexpectedly acquainted, I shall only share his captivity.’

Alan Fairford paused. "I can't see," he finally replied, "how I can move forward with my main goal, which is to free my friend, without going through the legal system and getting help from a magistrate. If I present this unusual letter from Mr. Maxwell, which I've learned about in such an unexpected way, I'll just end up sharing his fate."

‘And if you apply to a magistrate, young man, you will bring ruin on these hospitable ladies, to whom, in all human probability, you owe your life. You cannot obtain a warrant for your purpose, without giving a clear detail of all the late scenes through which you have passed. A magistrate would oblige you to give a complete account of yourself, before arming you with his authority against a third party; and in giving such an account, the safety of these ladies will necessarily be compromised. A hundred spies have had, and still have, their eyes upon this mansion; but God will protect his own.’—He crossed himself devoutly, and then proceeded,—‘You can take an hour to think of your best plan, and I will pledge myself to forward it thus far, provided it be not asking you to rely more on my word than your prudence can warrant. You shall go to Redgauntlet,—I name him plainly, to show my confidence in you,—and you shall deliver him this letter of Mr. Maxwell’s, with one from me, in which I will enjoin him to set your friend at liberty, or at least to make no attempts upon your own person, either by detention or otherwise. If you can trust me thus far,’ he said, with a proud emphasis on the words ‘I will on my side see you depart from this place with the most perfect confidence that you will not return armed with powers to drag its inmates to destruction. You are young and inexperienced—bred to a profession also which sharpens suspicion, and gives false views of human nature. I have seen much of the world, and have known better than most men how far mutual confidence is requisite in managing affairs of consequence.’

‘And if you go to a magistrate, young man, you will bring disaster upon these kind ladies, to whom you likely owe your life. You won't be able to get a warrant without clearly explaining everything that has happened recently. A magistrate would require you to give a full account of yourself before granting you the power to act against someone else; and in doing that, the safety of these ladies will undoubtedly be at risk. A hundred spies have had their eyes on this house, and some still do; but God will look after his own.’—He crossed himself devoutly, then continued,—‘You can take an hour to think about the best plan, and I promise to help you as far as I can, as long as it doesn’t require you to rely on my words more than your own judgment allows. You will go to Redgauntlet—I mention him directly to show my trust in you—and you will give him this letter from Mr. Maxwell, along with one from me, in which I will urge him to free your friend or at least not to make any attempts on your life, whether by detaining you or otherwise. If you can trust me this far,’ he said, emphasizing the words ‘I will ensure you leave this place with complete confidence that you won’t come back with the authority to bring harm to its residents. You are young and inexperienced—also raised in a profession that breeds suspicion and gives a skewed view of human nature. I have seen a lot of the world and understand better than most how essential mutual trust is when dealing with important matters.’

He spoke with an air of superiority, even of authority, by which Fairford, notwithstanding his own internal struggles, was silenced and overawed so much, that it was not till the father had turned to leave the apartment that he found words to ask him what the consequences would be, should he decline to depart on the terms proposed.

He spoke in a way that made him seem superior and authoritative, which silenced Fairford, despite his own inner conflict. So much so that it wasn't until the father had turned to leave the room that he found the words to ask what would happen if he chose not to leave on the proposed terms.

‘You must then, for the safety of all parties, remain for some days an inhabitant of Fairladies, where we have the means of detaining you, which self-preservation will in that case compel us to make use of. Your captivity will be short; for matters cannot long remain as they are. The cloud must soon rise, or it must sink upon us for ever. BENEDICITE!’

‘You must, for everyone's safety, stay in Fairladies for a few days, where we can keep you, something we’ll be forced to do for our own protection. Your stay will be brief; things can't stay the same for long. The cloud has to rise soon, or it will hang over us forever. BENEDICITE!’

With these words he left the apartment.

With that, he left the apartment.

Fairford, upon his departure, felt himself much at a loss what course to pursue. His line of education, as well as his father’s tenets in matters of church and state, had taught him a holy horror for Papists, and a devout belief in whatever had been said of the Punic faith of Jesuits, and of the expedients of mental reservation by which the Catholic priests in general were supposed to evade keeping faith with heretics. Yet there was something of majesty, depressed indeed and overclouded, but still grand and imposing, in the manner and words of Father Buonaventure, which it was difficult to reconcile with those preconceived opinions which imputed subtlety and fraud to his sect and order. Above all, Alan was aware that if he accepted not his freedom upon the terms offered him, he was likely to be detained by force; so that, in every point of view, he was a gainer by accepting them.

Fairford, as he left, felt really unsure about what to do next. His education and his father's beliefs about church and state had instilled in him a deep fear of Catholics, as well as a strong belief in everything that had been said about the treacherous faith of Jesuits and the clever tricks that Catholic priests were thought to use to avoid keeping promises to non-believers. Yet, there was something dignified, though darkened and overshadowed, in the way Father Buonaventure spoke and acted that was hard to reconcile with Fairford's preconceived notions that labeled his group as crafty and deceitful. Above all, Alan knew that if he didn’t accept his freedom on the terms given, he might be forced to stay anyway, so, from every angle, it made sense for him to accept them.

A qualm, indeed, came across him, when he considered, as a lawyer, that this father was probably, in the eye of law, a traitor; and that there was an ugly crime on the Statute Book, called misprision of treason. On the other hand, whatever he might think or suspect, he could not take upon him to say that the man was a priest, whom he had never seen in the dress of his order, or in the act of celebrating mass; so that he felt himself at liberty to doubt of that respecting which he possessed no legal proof. He therefore arrived at the conclusion, that he would do well to accept his liberty, and proceed to Redgauntlet under the guarantee of Father Buonaventure, which he scarce doubted would be sufficient to save him from personal inconvenience. Should he once obtain speech of that gentleman, he felt the same confidence as formerly, that he might be able to convince him of the rashness of his conduct, should he not consent to liberate Darsie Latimer. At all events, he should learn where his friend was, and how circumstanced.

A feeling of doubt crossed his mind when he thought, as a lawyer, that this father was likely considered a traitor under the law; and that there was an unpleasant offense in the law books called misprision of treason. On the flip side, no matter what he might think or suspect, he couldn't claim that the man was a priest, since he had never seen him in the attire of his order or performing mass; so he felt free to question something for which he had no legal proof. Therefore, he concluded that it would be best to take his freedom and head to Redgauntlet under the assurance of Father Buonaventure, which he was pretty sure would be enough to protect him from any personal trouble. Once he got to speak with that gentleman, he felt as confident as before that he could persuade him of the recklessness of his actions if he didn't agree to release Darsie Latimer. In any case, he would find out where his friend was and what his situation was like.

Having thus made up his mind, Alan waited anxiously for the expiration of the hour which had been allowed him for deliberation. He was not kept on the tenter-hooks of impatience an instant longer than the appointed moment arrived, for, even as the clock struck, Ambrose appeared at the door of the gallery, and made a sign that Alan should follow him. He did so, and after passing through some of the intricate avenues common in old houses, was ushered into a small apartment, commodiously fitted up, in which he found Father Buonaventure reclining on a couch, in the attitude of a man exhausted by fatigue or indisposition. On a small table beside him, a silver embossed salver sustained a Catholic book of prayer, a small flask of medicine, a cordial, and a little tea-cup of old china. Ambrose did not enter the room—he only bowed profoundly, and closed the door with the least possible noise, so soon as Fairford had entered.

Having made up his mind, Alan anxiously waited for the hour he had to think things over to be up. He wasn't left hanging for a moment longer than necessary, because just as the clock struck, Ambrose appeared at the gallery door and gestured for Alan to follow him. Alan did, and after navigating some of the winding passages typical in old houses, he was brought into a small, comfortably furnished room. There, he found Father Buonaventure reclining on a couch, looking like a man who was worn out from fatigue or illness. On a small table next to him, a silver embossed tray held a Catholic prayer book, a small flask of medicine, a cordial, and an old china teacup. Ambrose didn’t enter the room—he just bowed deeply and quietly closed the door as soon as Fairford walked in.

‘Sit down, young man,’ said the father, with the same air of condescension which had before surprised, and rather offended Fairford. ‘You have been ill, and I know too well by my own case that indisposition requires indulgence. Have you,’ he continued, so soon as he saw him seated, ‘resolved to remain, or to depart?’

‘Sit down, young man,’ said the father, with the same condescending tone that had previously surprised and somewhat offended Fairford. ‘You’ve been unwell, and I know from my own experience that illness needs some understanding. Have you,’ he continued, as soon as he saw him sit down, ‘decided to stay or to leave?’

‘To depart,’ said Alan, ‘under the agreement that you will guarantee my safety with the extraordinary person who has conducted himself in such a lawless manner toward my friend, Darsie Latimer.’

‘To leave,’ Alan said, ‘on the condition that you will ensure my safety with the unusual person who has behaved so recklessly towards my friend, Darsie Latimer.’

‘Do not judge hastily, young man,’ replied the father. ‘Redgauntlet has the claims of a guardian over his ward, in respect to the young gentleman, and a right to dictate his place of residence, although he may have been injudicious in selecting the means by which he thinks to enforce his authority.’

‘Don’t rush to judge, young man,’ replied the father. ‘Redgauntlet has the responsibilities of a guardian towards his ward, regarding the young gentleman, and the right to decide where he should live, even if he hasn’t chosen the best way to assert his authority.’

‘His situation as an attainted person abrogates such rights,’ said Fairford, hastily.

‘His situation as a convicted person takes away those rights,’ said Fairford, quickly.

‘Surely,’ replied the priest, smiling at the young lawyer’s readiness; ‘in the eye of those who acknowledge the justice of the attainder—but that do not I. However, sir, here is the guarantee—look at its contents, and do not again carry the letters of Uriah.’

‘Of course,’ replied the priest, smiling at the young lawyer’s eagerness; ‘in the eyes of those who accept the justice of the attainder—but I don’t. However, sir, here’s the guarantee—check its contents, and don’t carry Uriah’s letters again.’

Fairford read these words:—

Fairford read these words:—

‘GOOD FRIEND, ‘We send you hither a young man desirous to know the situation of your ward, since he came under your paternal authority, and hopeful of dealing with you for having your relative put at large. This we recommend to your prudence, highly disapproving, at the same time, of any force or coercion when such can be avoided, and wishing, therefore, that the bearer’s negotiation may be successful. At all rates, however, the bearer hath our pledged word for his safety and freedom, which, therefore, you are to see strictly observed, as you value our honour and your own. We further wish to converse with you, with as small loss of time as may be, having matters of the utmost confidence to impart. For this purpose we desire you to repair hither with all haste, and thereupon we bid you heartily farewell. P. B.’

‘GOOD FRIEND, We are sending you a young man who wants to know the status of your ward since he came under your care. He hopes to discuss having your relative released. We trust your judgment and strongly disapprove of any force or coercion if it can be avoided, and we wish for the bearer’s negotiation to be successful. Regardless, the bearer has our guarantee for his safety and freedom, which you must ensure is upheld, as it reflects on both our honor and yours. We also wish to talk to you as soon as possible, as we have highly confidential matters to share. For this reason, we ask you to come here quickly, and we bid you farewell. P. B.’

‘You will understand, sir,’ said the father, when he saw that Alan had perused his letter, ‘that, by accepting charge of this missive, you bind yourself to try the effect of it before having recourse to any legal means, as you term them, for your friend’s release.’

‘You will understand, sir,’ said the father, when he saw that Alan had read his letter, ‘that by taking on this message, you agree to try it out first before resorting to any legal actions, as you call them, for your friend's release.’

‘There are a few ciphers added to this letter,’ said Fairford, when he had perused the paper attentively,—‘may I inquire what their import is?’

‘There are a few ciphers added to this letter,’ said Fairford, after reading the paper carefully. ‘Can I ask what they mean?’

‘They respect my own affairs,’ answered the father, briefly; ‘and have no concern whatever with yours.’

‘They respect my own affairs,’ replied the father, shortly; ‘and have no interest at all in yours.’

‘It seems to me, however,’ replied Alan, ‘natural to suppose’—

‘It seems to me, though,’ replied Alan, ‘it's natural to assume’—

‘Nothing must be supposed incompatible with my honour,’ replied the priest, interrupting him; ‘when such as I am confer favours, we expect that they shall be accepted with gratitude, or declined with thankful respect—not questioned or discussed.’

‘Nothing should be assumed to be incompatible with my honor,’ replied the priest, interrupting him; ‘when people like me grant favors, we expect them to be accepted with gratitude or politely declined—not questioned or debated.’

‘I will accept your letter, then,’ said Fairford, after a minute’s consideration, ‘and the thanks you expect shall be most liberally paid, if the result answer what you teach me to expect.’

‘I will accept your letter, then,’ Fairford said after considering for a minute, ‘and the thanks you expect will be given generously if the outcome meets my expectations.’

‘God only commands the issue,’ said Father Buonaventure. ‘Man uses means. You understand that, by accepting this commission, you engage yourself in honour to try the effect of my letter upon Mr. Redgauntlet, before you have recourse to informations or legal warrants?’

‘God only decides the outcome,’ said Father Buonaventure. ‘People take action. You realize that, by accepting this task, you commit yourself to honorably attempt to see how my letter affects Mr. Redgauntlet before you resort to information or legal warrants?’

‘I hold myself bound, as a man of good faith and honour, to do so,’ said Fairford.

“I feel it is my duty, as a person of integrity and honor, to do so,” said Fairford.

‘Well, I trust you,’ said the father. ‘I will now tell you that an express, dispatched by me last night, has, I hear, brought Redgauntlet to a spot many miles nearer this place, where he will not find it safe to attempt any violence on your friend, should he be rash enough to follow the advice of Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees rather than my commands. We now understand each other.’

‘Well, I trust you,’ said the father. ‘I want to let you know that an express I sent out last night has, I hear, brought Redgauntlet to a location much closer to here, where he won’t find it safe to try any violence against your friend, if he’s foolish enough to take Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees’ advice instead of listening to me. We’re on the same page now.’

He extended his hand towards Alan, who was about to pledge his faith in the usual form by grasping it with his own, when the father drew back hastily. Ere Alan had time to comment upon this repulse, a small side-door, covered with tapestry, was opened; the hangings were drawn aside, and a lady, as if by sudden apparition, glided into the apartment. It was neither of the Misses Arthuret, but a woman in the prime of life, and in the full-blown expansion of female beauty, tall, fair, and commanding in her aspect. Her locks, of paly gold, were taught to fall over a brow, which, with the stately glance of the large, open, blue eyes, might have become Juno herself; her neck and bosom were admirably formed, and of a dazzling whiteness. She was rather inclined to EMBONPOINT, but not more than became her age, of apparently thirty years. Her step was that of a queen, but it was of Queen Vashti, not Queen Esther—the bold and commanding, not the retiring beauty.

He reached out his hand to Alan, who was about to express his support in the usual way by shaking it, when the father quickly pulled back. Before Alan could say anything about this rejection, a small side door covered with a tapestry opened; the fabric was drawn aside, and a lady seemed to suddenly appear in the room. She was neither of the Misses Arthuret, but a woman in the prime of her life, radiating full feminine beauty—tall, fair, and striking in her presence. Her pale golden hair was styled to fall over a forehead that, along with the regal look of her large, bright blue eyes, could have suited Juno herself; her neck and chest were beautifully shaped and dazzlingly white. She had a bit of extra fullness in her figure, but it suited her apparent age of around thirty. Her walk was that of a queen, but more like Queen Vashti than Queen Esther—bold and commanding, not shy and reserved.

Father Buonaventure raised himself on the couch, angrily, as if displeased by this intrusion. ‘How now, madam,’ he said, with some sternness; ‘why have we the honour of your company?’

Father Buonaventure sat up on the couch, annoyed, as if he didn't appreciate the interruption. "Well now, madam," he said, with some tension; "what do we owe the honor of your visit?"

‘Because it is my pleasure,’ answered the lady, composedly.

'Because it makes me happy,' the lady replied calmly.

‘Your pleasure, madam!’ he repeated in the same angry tone.

‘Your pleasure, ma'am!’ he repeated in the same angry tone.

‘My pleasure, sir,’ she continued, ‘which always keeps exact pace with my duty. I had heard you were unwell—let me hope it is only business which produces this seclusion.’

‘My pleasure, sir,’ she continued, ‘which always aligns perfectly with my duty. I heard you were unwell—hopefully, it’s just business that’s causing this retreat.’

‘I am well,’ he replied; ‘perfectly well, and I thank you for your care—but we are not alone, and this young man’—

‘I’m doing great,’ he replied; ‘really well, and I appreciate your concern—but we’re not alone, and this young man’—

‘That young man?’ she said, bending her large and serious eye on Alan Fairford, as if she had been for the first time aware of his presence,—‘may I ask who he is?’

‘That young man?’ she said, focusing her serious gaze on Alan Fairford, as if she had just noticed him for the first time—‘can I ask who he is?’

‘Another time, madam; you shall learn his history after he is gone. His presence renders it impossible for me to explain further.’

‘Another time, ma'am; you'll learn his story after he's gone. His presence makes it impossible for me to explain more.’

‘After he is gone may be too late,’ said the lady; ‘and what is his presence to me, when your safety is at stake? He is the heretic lawyer whom those silly fools, the Arthurets, admitted into this house at a time when they should have let their own father knock at the door in vain, though the night had been a wild one. You will not surely dismiss him?’

‘Once he leaves, it might be too late,’ said the lady; ‘and what does his presence mean to me if your safety is at risk? He’s the heretic lawyer that those foolish Arthurets let into this house when they should have turned away their own father, even if the night had been a stormy one. You wouldn’t really send him away, would you?’

‘Your own impatience can alone make that step perilous,’ said the father; ‘I have resolved to take it—do not let your indiscreet zeal, however excellent its motive, add any unnecessary risk to the transaction.’

‘Your own impatience can make that step risky,’ said the father; ‘I’ve decided to take it—don’t let your overzealous eagerness, no matter how good your intentions, add any unnecessary danger to the situation.’

‘Even so?’ said the lady, in a tone of reproach, yet mingled with respect and apprehension. ‘And thus you will still go forward, like a stag upon the hunter’s snares, with undoubting confidence, after all that has happened?’

‘Is that so?’ the lady said, her voice a mix of disappointment, respect, and concern. ‘So you’ll still move ahead, like a stag caught in the hunter’s traps, with complete confidence, despite everything that’s happened?’

‘Peace, madam,’ said Father Buonaventure, rising up; ‘be silent, or quit the apartment; my designs do not admit of female criticism.’

‘Peace, ma’am,’ said Father Buonaventure, standing up; ‘be quiet, or leave the room; my plans can’t have female criticism.’

To this peremptory command the lady seemed about to make a sharp reply; but she checked herself, and pressing her lips strongly together, as if to secure the words from bursting from them which were already formed upon her tongue, she made a deep reverence, partly as it seemed in reproach, partly in respect, and left the room as suddenly as she had entered it.

To this insistence, the woman looked like she was going to respond sharply; but she held back, pressing her lips tightly together as if trying to stop the words that were already on the tip of her tongue from coming out. She made a deep bow, which seemed to be both a sign of reproach and respect, and left the room just as quickly as she had entered.

The father looked disturbed at this incident, which he seemed sensible could not but fill Fairford’s imagination with an additional throng of bewildering suspicions; he bit his lip and muttered something to himself as he walked through the apartment; then suddenly turned to his visitor with a smile of much sweetness, and a countenance in which every rougher expression was exchanged for those of courtesy and kindness.

The father appeared upset by this incident, aware that it could only add to Fairford’s confusion and suspicions. He bit his lip and murmured something to himself as he moved through the room, then suddenly turned to his guest with a warm smile, his face transforming from any harsher expression to one of politeness and kindness.

‘The visit we have been just honoured with, my young friend, has given you,’ he said, ‘more secrets to keep than I would have wished you burdened with. The lady is a person of condition—of rank and fortune—but nevertheless is so circumstanced that the mere fact of her being known to be in this country would occasion many evils. I should wish you to observe secrecy on this subject, even to Redgauntlet or Maxwell, however much I trust them in all that concerns my own affairs.’

‘The visit we've just had, my young friend, has given you more secrets to keep than I would have liked you to handle. The lady is a person of status—wealth and rank—but she's in a situation where just being known to be in this country could cause a lot of problems. I would like you to keep this matter private, even from Redgauntlet or Maxwell, no matter how much I trust them with my own affairs.’

‘I can have no occasion,’ replied Fairford, ‘for holding any discussion with these gentlemen, or with any others, on the circumstance which I have just witnessed—it could only have become the subject of my conversation by mere accident, and I will now take care to avoid the subject entirely.’

‘I have no reason,’ replied Fairford, ‘to discuss anything with these gentlemen or anyone else about what I just witnessed—it would only come up in conversation by chance, and I will make sure to steer clear of the topic completely.’

‘You will do well, sir, and I thank you,’ said the father, throwing much dignity into the expression of obligation which he meant to convey. ‘The time may perhaps come when you will learn what it is to have obliged one of my condition. As to the lady, she has the highest merit, and nothing can be said of her justly which would not redound to her praise. Nevertheless—in short, sir, we wander at present as in a morning mist—the sun will, I trust, soon rise and dispel it, when all that now seems mysterious will be fully revealed—or it will sink into rain,’ he added, in a solemn tone, ‘and then explanation will be of little consequence.—Adieu, sir; I wish you well.’

‘You’ll do well, sir, and I appreciate it,’ said the father, putting a lot of dignity into the gratitude he intended to express. ‘There may come a time when you understand what it means to have helped someone like me. As for the lady, she is truly remarkable, and nothing that can be said about her would do anything but praise her. Still—in short, sir, we’re currently lost in a morning fog—the sun will, I hope, soon rise and clear it away, revealing everything that seems mysterious now—or it might turn into rain,’ he added, in a serious tone, ‘and then explanations won’t matter much. —Goodbye, sir; I wish you well.’

He made a graceful obeisance, and vanished through the same side-door by which the lady had entered; and Alan thought he heard their voices high in dispute in the adjoining apartment.

He bowed elegantly and disappeared through the same side door the lady had used to enter; Alan thought he heard their voices raised in argument in the next room.

Presently afterwards, Ambrose entered, and told him that a horse and guide waited him beneath the terrace.

Presently after, Ambrose came in and told him that a horse and guide were waiting for him under the terrace.

‘The good Father Buonaventure,’ added the butler, ‘has been graciously pleased to consider your situation, and desired me to inquire whether you have any occasion for a supply of money?’

‘The good Father Buonaventure,’ the butler added, ‘has kindly taken your situation into account and asked me to find out if you need any money?’

‘Make my respects to his reverence,’ answered Fairford, ‘and assure him I am provided in that particular. I beg you also to make my acknowledgements to the Misses Arthuret, and assure them that their kind hospitality, to which I probably owe my life, shall be remembered with gratitude as long as that life lasts. You yourself, Mr. Ambrose, must accept of my kindest thanks for your skill and attention.’

‘Please give my regards to him,’ Fairford replied, ‘and let him know that I’m good in that area. I also ask that you extend my thanks to the Misses Arthuret and tell them that I will always be grateful for their kind hospitality, which I likely owe my life to. You, Mr. Ambrose, must accept my warmest thanks for your skill and care.’

Mid these acknowledgements they left the house, descended the terrace, and reached the spot where the gardener, Fairford’s old acquaintance, waited for him, mounted upon one horse and leading another.

Mid these acknowledgments, they left the house, went down the terrace, and arrived at the place where the gardener, Fairford’s old friend, was waiting for him, riding one horse and leading another.

Bidding adieu to Ambrose, our young lawyer mounted, and rode down the avenue, often looking back to the melancholy and neglected dwelling in which he had witnessed such strange scenes, and musing upon the character of its mysterious inmates, especially the noble and almost regal-seeming priest, and the beautiful but capricious dame, who, if she was really Father Buonaventure’s penitent, seemed less docile to the authority of the church than, as Alan conceived, the Catholic discipline permitted. He could not indeed help being sensible that the whole deportment of these persons differed much from his preconceived notions of a priest and devotee. Father Buonaventure, in particular, had more natural dignify and less art and affectation in his manner, than accorded with the idea which Calvinists were taught to entertain of that wily and formidable person, a Jesuitical missionary.

Saying goodbye to Ambrose, our young lawyer got on his horse and rode down the avenue, frequently glancing back at the sad and neglected house where he had seen such strange events. He pondered the nature of its mysterious residents, especially the noble-looking priest and the beautiful but unpredictable woman, who, if she truly was Father Buonaventure’s penitent, seemed less compliant with the church's authority than Alan thought Catholic discipline allowed. He couldn’t help but notice that the behavior of these people was quite different from his preconceived ideas about a priest and a devotee. Father Buonaventure, in particular, exuded more natural dignity and less artifice than what Calvinists were taught to expect from a clever and intimidating Jesuit missionary.

While reflecting on these things, he looked back so frequently at the house, that Dick Gardener, a forward, talkative fellow, who began to tire of silence, at length said to him, ‘I think you will know Fairladies when you see it again, sir?’

While thinking about all this, he kept glancing back at the house so often that Dick Gardener, a brash, chatty guy who was getting tired of the silence, finally said to him, “I’m sure you’ll recognize Fairladies when you see it again, sir?”

‘I dare say I shall, Richard,’ answered Fairford good-humouredly. ‘I wish I knew as well where I am to go next. But you can tell me, perhaps?’

‘I dare say I will, Richard,’ Fairford replied with a smile. ‘I wish I knew where I should go next. But maybe you can tell me?’

‘Your worship should know better than I,’ said Dick Gardener; ‘nevertheless, I have a notion you are going where all you Scotsmen should be sent, whether you will or no.’

‘You should know better than I,’ said Dick Gardener; ‘but I have a feeling you’re heading where all you Scotsmen belong, whether you like it or not.’

‘Not to the devil, I hope, good Dick?’ said Fairford.

‘Not to the devil, I hope, good Dick?’ Fairford said.

‘Why, no. That is a road which you may travel as heretics; but as Scotsmen, I would only send you three-fourths of the way—and that is back to Scotland again—always craving your honour’s pardon.’

‘Why, no. That’s a road you can take as heretics, but as Scotsmen, I’d only send you three-quarters of the way—and that’s back to Scotland again—always asking for your honor’s pardon.’

‘Does our journey lie that way?’ said Fairford.

“Is our journey that way?” asked Fairford.

‘As far as the waterside,’ said Richard. ‘I am to carry you to old Father Crackenthorp’s, and then you are within a spit and a stride of Scotland, as the saying is. But mayhap you may think twice of going thither, for all that; for Old England is fat feeding-ground for north-country cattle.’

‘As for the waterside,’ said Richard. ‘I’m supposed to take you to old Father Crackenthorp’s, and then you’re just a spit and a stride away from Scotland, as the saying goes. But you might want to think twice about going there, because Old England is a great place for northern cattle to graze.’





CHAPTER XVII

NARRATIVE OF DARSIE LATIMER

Our history must now, as the old romancers wont to say, ‘leave to tell’ of the quest of Alan Fairford, and instruct our readers of the adventures which befell Darsie Latimer, left as he was in the precarious custody of his self-named tutor, the Laird of the Lochs of Solway, to whose arbitrary pleasure he found it necessary for the present to conform himself.

Our story must now, as the old storytellers used to say, ‘leave to tell’ of the quest of Alan Fairford and focus on the adventures that happened to Darsie Latimer, who was left in the uncertain care of his self-proclaimed tutor, the Laird of the Lochs of Solway. He found it necessary, for the time being, to go along with the Laird's will.

In consequence of this prudent resolution, and although he did not assume such a disguise without some sensations of shame and degradation, Darsie permitted Cristal Nixon to place over his face, and secure by a string, one of those silk masks which ladies frequently wore to preserve their complexions, when exposed to the air during long journeys on horseback. He remonstrated somewhat more vehemently against the long riding-skirt, which converted his person from the waist into the female guise, but was obliged to concede this point also.

As a result of this careful decision, and even though he felt some shame and humiliation about wearing a disguise, Darsie allowed Cristal Nixon to put a silk mask over his face and secure it with a string. This type of mask was often worn by women to protect their skin while traveling long distances on horseback. He protested more strongly against the long riding skirt that transformed his appearance from the waist down into that of a woman, but he had to give in on that point as well.

The metamorphosis was then complete; for the fair reader must be informed, that in those rude times, the ladies, when they honoured the masculine dress by assuming any part of it, wore just such hats, coats, and waistcoats as the male animals themselves made use of, and had no notion of the elegant compromise betwixt male and female attire, which has now acquired, PAR EXCELLENCE, the name of a HABIT. Trolloping things our mothers must have looked, with long square-cut coats, lacking collars, and with waistcoats plentifully supplied with a length of pocket, which hung far downwards from the middle. But then they had some advantage from the splendid colours, lace, and gay embroidery which masculine attire then exhibited; and, as happens in many similar instances, the finery of the materials made amends for the want of symmetry and grace of form in the garments themselves. But this is a digression.

The transformation was now complete; for the kind reader should know that in those rough times, ladies, when they chose to wear parts of men's clothing, donned hats, coats, and vests just like the male animals did, and had no concept of the stylish blend of male and female attire, which is now known as a HABIT. Our mothers must have looked quite improper, with long, square-cut coats that had no collars and vests that were generously designed with long pockets hanging low from the waist. However, they benefitted from the vibrant colors, lace, and bright embroidery that men's clothing featured at the time; and, as is often the case, the flashiness of the materials compensated for the lack of symmetry and elegance in the garments themselves. But that's a side note.

In the court of the old mansion, half manor-place, half farm-house, or rather a decayed manor-house, converted into an abode for a Cumberland tenant, stood several saddled horses. Four or five of them were mounted by servants or inferior retainers, all of whom were well armed with sword, pistol, and carabine. But two had riding furniture for the use of females—the one being accoutred with a side-saddle, the other with a pillion attached to the saddle.

In the courtyard of the old mansion, part manor, part farmhouse, or more like a rundown manor converted into a home for a tenant from Cumberland, stood several saddled horses. Four or five were ridden by servants or lesser attendants, all well-armed with a sword, pistol, and carbine. But two had saddles meant for women—one was equipped with a side-saddle, while the other had a pillion attached to the saddle.

Darsie’s heart beat quicker within him; he easily comprehended that one of these was intended for his own use; and his hopes suggested that the other was designed for that of the fair Green Mantle, whom, according to his established practice, he had adopted for the queen of his affections, although his opportunities of holding communication with her had not exceeded the length of a silent supper on one occasion, and the going down a country-dance on another. This, however, was no unwonted mood of passion with Darsie Latimer, upon whom Cupid was used to triumph only in the degree of a Mahratta conqueror, who overruns a province with the rapidity of lightning, but finds it impossible to retain it beyond a very brief space. Yet this new love was rather more serious than the scarce skinned-up wounds which his friend Fairford used to ridicule. The damsel had shown a sincere interest in his behalf; and the air of mystery with which that interest was veiled, gave her, to his lively imagination, the character of a benevolent and protecting spirit, as much as that of a beautiful female.

Darsie’s heart raced; he easily understood that one of these was for him, and he hoped the other was meant for the lovely Green Mantle, whom he had decided was the queen of his heart, even though he'd only had a quiet dinner with her once and danced with her another time. However, this wasn’t a strange feeling for Darsie Latimer, who was used to love striking him like a Mahratta conqueror who swiftly takes over a land but can’t hold on to it for long. Yet, this new affection felt a bit more serious than the lighthearted jabs his friend Fairford used to make. The girl had shown a genuine interest in him, and the air of mystery surrounding that interest made her seem to him like a benevolent, protective spirit as well as a beautiful woman.

At former times, the romance attending his short-lived attachments had been of his own creating, and had disappeared as soon as ever he approached more closely to the object with which he had invested it. On the present occasion, it really flowed from external circumstances, which might have interested less susceptible feelings, and an imagination less lively than that of Darsie Latimer, young, inexperienced, and enthusiastic as he was.

In the past, the excitement surrounding his brief relationships was something he created himself, and it faded away as soon as he got too close to the person he had idealized. This time, however, the romance was genuinely inspired by outside circumstances that could have captivated even someone with less sensitive feelings and a less vivid imagination than Darsie Latimer, who was young, inexperienced, and full of enthusiasm.

He watched, therefore, anxiously to whose service the palfrey bearing the lady’s saddle was destined. But ere any female appeared to occupy it, he was himself summoned to take his seat on the pillion behind Cristal Nixon, amid the grins of his old acquaintance Jan who helped him to horse, and the unrestrained laughter of Cicely, who displayed on the occasion a case of teeth which might have rivalled ivory.

He anxiously watched to see who would use the horse with the lady’s saddle. But before any woman showed up to sit on it, he was called to take his place on the back of Cristal Nixon’s horse, surrounded by the grinning face of his old friend Jan, who helped him mount, and the uncontrollable laughter of Cicely, who flashed a smile that could rival ivory.

Latimer was at an age when being an object of general ridicule even to clowns and milkmaids was not a matter of indifference, and he longed heartily to have laid his horse-whip across Jan’s shoulders. That, however, was a solacement of his feelings which was not at the moment to be thought of; and Cristal Nixon presently put an end to his unpleasant situation, by ordering the riders to go on. He himself kept the centre of the troop, two men riding before and two behind him, always, as it seemed to Darsie, having their eye upon him, to prevent any attempt to escape. He could see from time to time, when the straight line of the road, or the advantage of an ascent permitted him, that another troop of three or four riders followed them at about a quarter of a mile’s distance, amongst whom he could discover the tall form of Redgauntlet, and the powerful action of his gallant black horse. He had little doubt that Green Mantle made one of the party, though he was unable to distinguish her from the others.

Latimer was at an age when being the target of laughter even from clowns and milkmaids really affected him, and he desperately wished he could have used his horse-whip on Jan. However, that was not something he could think about at the moment; Cristal Nixon quickly ended his uncomfortable situation by telling the riders to move on. He positioned himself in the center of the group, with two men riding in front and two behind, always seeming to keep an eye on Darsie to stop any attempt to escape. From time to time, when the road was straight or he had the advantage of a hill, he could see another group of three or four riders about a quarter of a mile behind them, and among them, he recognized the tall figure of Redgauntlet and the strong gait of his impressive black horse. He had little doubt that Green Mantle was part of that group, though he couldn't pick her out from the others.

In this manner they travelled from six in the morning until nearly ten of the clock, without Darsie exchanging a word with any one; for he loathed the very idea of entering into conversation with Cristal Nixon, against whom he seemed to feel an instinctive aversion; nor was that domestic’s saturnine and sullen disposition such as to have encouraged advances, had he thought of making them.

In this way, they traveled from six in the morning until nearly ten o'clock, without Darsie saying a word to anyone; he hated the thought of having a conversation with Cristal Nixon, someone he seemed to have an instinctive dislike for. Besides, that servant’s gloomy and brooding nature wouldn’t have encouraged any attempts at conversation, even if he had considered it.

At length the party halted for the purpose of refreshment; but as they had hitherto avoided all villages and inhabited places upon their route, so they now stopped at one of those large ruinous Dutch barns, which are sometimes found in the fields, at a distance from the farm-houses to which they belong. Yet in this desolate place some preparations had been made for their reception. There were in the end of the barn racks filled with provender for the horses, and plenty of provisions for the party were drawn from the trusses of straw, under which the baskets that contained them had been deposited. The choicest of these were selected and arranged apart by Cristal Nixon, while the men of the party threw themselves upon the rest, which he abandoned to their discretion. In a few minutes afterwards the rearward party arrived and dismounted, and Redgauntlet himself entered the barn with the green-mantled maiden by his side. He presented her to Darsie with these words:—

At last, the group stopped to take a break; however, since they had previously avoided all villages and populated areas along their route, they now paused at one of those large, rundown Dutch barns often found in the fields, away from the farmhouses they belong to. Yet, in this barren place, some arrangements had been made for their arrival. At the end of the barn, there were racks filled with feed for the horses, and plenty of supplies for the group were pulled from the straw bales, under which the baskets containing them had been stored. Cristal Nixon picked out the best of these and set them aside, while the other men of the group dove into the rest, which he left to their judgement. A few minutes later, the rear party arrived and got off their horses, and Redgauntlet himself entered the barn with the green-cloaked maiden by his side. He introduced her to Darsie with these words:—

‘It is time you two should know each other better. I promised you my confidence, Darsie, and the time is come for reposing it. But first we will have our breakfast; and then, when once more in the saddle, I will tell you that which it is necessary that you should know. Salute Lilias, Darsie.’

‘It’s time for you two to get to know each other better. I promised you my trust, Darsie, and the moment has come to share it. But first, let’s have our breakfast; then, once we're back in the saddle, I’ll tell you what you need to know. Say hello to Lilias, Darsie.’

The command was sudden, and surprised Latimer, whose confusion was increased by the perfect ease and frankness with which Lilias offered at once her cheek and her hand, and pressing his as she rather took it than gave her own, said very frankly, ‘Dearest Darsie, how rejoiced I am that our uncle has at last permitted us to become acquainted!’

The command was sudden and caught Latimer off guard, and his confusion grew as Lilias effortlessly and openly offered her cheek and hand. As she pressed his, more taking his hand than offering her own, she said with complete sincerity, “Dearest Darsie, I’m so glad that our uncle has finally allowed us to meet!”

Darsie’s head turned round; and it was perhaps well that Redgauntlet called on him to sit down, as even that movement served to hide his confusion. There is an old song which says—

Darsie turned his head, and it was probably a good thing that Redgauntlet asked him to sit down, as even that action helped to mask his embarrassment. There's an old song that goes—

  —when ladies are willing,
  A man can but look like a fool;
 —when women are willing,  
A guy can only look like a fool;

And on the same principle Darsie Latimer’s looks at this unexpected frankness of reception, would have formed an admirable vignette for illustrating the passage. ‘Dearest Darsie,’ and such a ready, nay, eager salute of lip and hand! It was all very gracious, no doubt—and ought to have been received with much gratitude; but, constituted as our friend’s temper was, nothing could be more inconsistent with his tone of feeling. If a hermit had proposed to him to club for a pot of beer, the illusion of his reverend sanctity could not have been dispelled more effectually than the divine qualities of Green Mantle faded upon the ill-imagined frank-heartedness of poor Lilias. Vexed with her forwardness, and affronted at having once more cheated himself, Darsie could hardly help muttering two lines of the song we have already quoted:

And based on the same principle, Darsie Latimer’s reaction to this unexpected warm welcome could have made a great illustration for this moment. ‘Dearest Darsie,’ along with such a quick, even eager greeting of lips and hands! It was all very gracious, for sure—and should have been received with a lot of gratitude; but given Darsie’s personality, nothing was more at odds with his feelings. If a hermit had asked him to chip in for a beer, the illusion of his holy nature could not have been shattered more completely than how the divine qualities of Green Mantle faded in the face of Lilias’s poorly timed openness. Frustrated by her boldness and annoyed at having fooled himself once again, Darsie could hardly help muttering two lines from the song we’ve already mentioned:

  The fruit that must fall without shaking
  Is rather too mellow for me.
  The fruit that drops without being shaken
  Is just a bit too ripe for my taste.

And yet it was pity for her too—she was a very pretty young woman—his fancy had scarcely overrated her in that respect—and the slight derangement of the beautiful brown locks which escaped in natural ringlets from under her riding-hat, with the bloom which exercise had brought into her cheek, made her even more than usually fascinating. Redgauntlet modified the sternness of his look when it was turned towards her, and in addressing her, used a softer tone than his usual deep bass. Even the grim features of Cristal Nixon relaxed when he attended on her, and it was then, if ever, that his misanthropical visage expressed some sympathy with the rest of humanity.

And yet he felt sorry for her too—she was a really pretty young woman—he truly hadn’t overestimated her looks. The way her beautiful brown hair escaped in natural curls from under her riding hat, along with the glow that exercise gave her cheeks, made her even more captivating than usual. Redgauntlet softened his stern look when he focused on her and spoke to her in a gentler tone than his typical deep voice. Even Cristal Nixon’s grim features softened when he was around her, and it was in those moments that his usually misanthropic expression showed some connection with the rest of humanity.

‘How can she,’ thought Latimer, ‘look so like an angel, yet be so mere a mortal after all? How could so much seeming modesty have so much forwardness of manner, when she ought to have been most reserved? How can her conduct be reconciled to the grace and ease of her general deportment?’

‘How can she,’ thought Latimer, ‘look so much like an angel, yet be just an ordinary person after all? How can someone who seems so modest be so bold in her behavior, when she should be more reserved? How does her conduct fit with the grace and ease of how she generally carries herself?’

The confusion of thoughts which occupied Darsie’s imagination, gave to his looks a disordered appearance, and his inattention to the food which was placed before him, together with his silence and absence of mind, induced Lilias solicitously to inquire, whether he did not feel some return of the disorder under which he had suffered so lately. This led Mr. Redgauntlet, who seemed also lost in his own contemplations, to raise his eyes, and join in the same inquiry with some appearance of interest. Latimer explained to both that he was perfectly well.

The jumble of thoughts in Darsie’s mind made him look disheveled, and his lack of interest in the food in front of him, along with his silence and daydreaming, made Lilias concern herself and ask if he was experiencing any of the issues he had recently suffered from. This prompted Mr. Redgauntlet, who also appeared to be deep in thought, to look up and join in the inquiry with a hint of genuine interest. Latimer reassured both of them that he was completely fine.

‘It is well it is so,’ answered Redgauntlet; ‘for we have that before us which will brook no delay from indisposition—we have not, as Hotspur says, leisure to be sick.’

‘It’s a good thing it is,’ replied Redgauntlet; ‘because we have something ahead of us that won't wait for us to feel unwell—we don’t, as Hotspur says, have the time to be sick.’

Lilias, on her part, endeavoured to prevail upon Darsie to partake of the food which she offered him, with a kindly and affectionate courtesy corresponding to the warmth of the interest she had displayed at their meeting; but so very natural, innocent, and pure in its character, that it would have been impossible for the vainest coxcomb to have mistaken it for coquetry, or a desire of captivating a prize so valuable as his affection. Darsie, with no more than the reasonable share of self-opinion common to most youths when they approach twenty-one, knew not how to explain her conduct.

Lilias, for her part, tried to persuade Darsie to eat the food she offered him, with a warm and friendly kindness that matched the genuine interest she had shown when they first met. It was so natural, innocent, and pure that even the most self-absorbed person couldn't mistake it for flirtation or a desire to win his affection. Darsie, with the typical level of self-esteem most guys have when they're about twenty-one, couldn’t quite figure out her behavior.

Sometimes he was tempted to think that his own merits had, even during the short intervals when they had seen each other, secured such a hold of the affections of a young person who had probably been bred up in ignorance of the world and its forms that she was unable to conceal her partiality. Sometimes he suspected that she acted by her guardian’s order, who, aware that he, Darsie, was entitled to a considerable fortune, might have taken this bold stroke to bring about a marriage betwixt him and so near a relative.

Sometimes he was tempted to believe that his own qualities, even during the brief moments they had spent together, had captured the feelings of a young woman who had likely been raised without much knowledge of the world and its ways, making it hard for her to hide her affection. Other times, he wondered if she was following her guardian's instructions, who, knowing that he, Darsie, was set to inherit a significant fortune, might have taken this bold step to arrange a marriage between him and such a close relative.

But neither of these suppositions was applicable to the character of the parties. Miss Lilias’s manners, however soft and natural, displayed in their ease and versatility considerable acquaintance with the habits of the world, and in the few words she said during the morning repast, there were mingled a shrewdness and good sense, which could scarce belong to a miss capable of playing the silly part of a love-smitten maiden so broadly. As for Redgauntlet, with his stately bearing, his fatal frown, his eye of threat and of command, it was impossible, Darsie thought, to suspect him of a scheme having private advantage for its object; he could as soon have imagined Cassius picking Caesar’s pocket, instead of drawing his poniard on the dictator.

But neither of these assumptions applied to the characters involved. Miss Lilias's manners, though soft and natural, showed a lot of familiarity with the ways of the world through their ease and adaptability. In the few words she spoke during breakfast, there was a blend of sharpness and common sense that hardly seemed to fit someone capable of acting like a lovesick girl so blatantly. As for Redgauntlet, with his dignified demeanor, his ominous frown, and his commanding gaze, Darsie found it impossible to think he was plotting for personal gain; it was like imagining Cassius picking Caesar’s pocket instead of drawing his dagger on the dictator.

While he thus mused, unable either to eat, drink, or answer to the courtesy of Lilias, she soon ceased to speak to him, and sat silent as himself.

While he was lost in thought, unable to eat, drink, or respond to Lilias's polite gestures, she soon stopped talking to him and sat quietly like he was.

They had remained nearly an hour in their halting-place, when Redgauntlet said aloud, ‘Look out, Cristal Nixon. If we hear nothing from Fairladies, we must continue our journey.’

They had stayed almost an hour at their stop when Redgauntlet said loudly, ‘Watch out, Cristal Nixon. If we don't hear anything from Fairladies, we have to keep moving.’

Cristal went to the door, and presently returned and said to his master, in a voice as harsh as his features, ‘Gilbert Gregson is coming, his horse as white with foam as if a fiend had ridden him.’

Cristal went to the door, and soon came back to his master, saying in a voice as rough as his looks, ‘Gilbert Gregson is coming, his horse covered in foam as if a demon had been riding it.’

Redgauntlet threw from him the plate on which he had been eating, and hastened towards the door of the barn, which the courier at that moment entered; a smart jockey with a black velvet hunting-cap, and a broad belt drawn tight round his waist, to which was secured his express-bag. The variety of mud with which he was splashed from cap to spur showed he had had a rough and rapid ride. He delivered a letter to Mr. Redgauntlet, with an obeisance, and then retired to the end of the barn, where the other attendants were sitting or lying upon the straw, in order to get some refreshment.

Redgauntlet threw aside the plate he had been eating from and rushed toward the barn door, just as a courier walked in. The courier was a sharp-looking jockey wearing a black velvet hunting cap and a wide belt tightened around his waist, to which his express bag was attached. The variety of mud splattered on him from cap to spur indicated he had just come off a rough and fast ride. He handed a letter to Mr. Redgauntlet with a bow and then went to the back of the barn, where the other attendants were sitting or lying on the straw to grab a bite to eat.

Redgauntlet broke the letter open with haste, and read it with anxious and discomposed looks. On a second perusal, his displeasure seemed to increase, his brow darkened, and was distinctly marked with the fatal sign peculiar to his family and house. Darsie had never before observed his frown bear such a close resemblance to the shape which tradition assigned it.

Redgauntlet quickly tore open the letter and read it with a worried and unsettled expression. After reading it a second time, his displeasure seemed to grow, his brow furrowed, clearly showing the ominous mark that was unique to his family. Darsie had never seen his frown resemble so closely the shape that tradition said it had.

Redgauntlet held out the open letter with one hand, and struck it with the forefinger of the other, as, in a suppressed and displeased tone, he said to Cristal Nixon, ‘Countermanded—ordered northward once more! ‘Northward, when all our hopes lie to the south—a second Derby direction, when we turned our back on glory, and marched in quest of ruin!’

Redgauntlet held the open letter in one hand and tapped it with his other forefinger as he said to Cristal Nixon in a frustrated and unhappy tone, “It’s been canceled—ordered to head north again! North, when all our hopes are to the south—a second Derby direction, when we turned our backs on glory and marched toward ruin!”

Cristal Nixon took the letter and ran it over, then returned it to his master with the cold observation, ‘A female influence predominates.’

Cristal Nixon took the letter, skimmed through it, and then handed it back to his boss with a cool remark, "A woman's influence is prominent."

‘But it shall predominate no longer,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘it shall wane as ours rises in the horizon. Meanwhile, I will on before—and you, Cristal, will bring the party to the place assigned in the letter. You may now permit the young persons to have unreserved communication together; only mark that you watch the young man closely enough to prevent his escape, if he should be idiot enough to attempt it, but not approaching so close as to watch their free conversation.’

‘But it won’t dominate anymore,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘it will fade as ours rises on the horizon. In the meantime, I'll go ahead—and you, Cristal, will take the group to the location mentioned in the letter. You can now let the young people talk openly together; just make sure to keep a close eye on the young man to stop him from escaping if he’s foolish enough to try, but don’t get so close that you interrupt their conversation.’

‘I care naught about their conversation,’ said Nixon, surlily.

"I don't care about their conversation," Nixon said, grumpily.

‘You hear my commands, Lilias,’ said the laird, turning to the young lady. ‘You may use my permission and authority to explain so much of our family matters as you yourself know. At our next meeting I will complete the task of disclosure, and I trust I shall restore one Redgauntlet more to the bosom of our ancient family. Let Latimer, as he calls himself, have a horse to himself; he must for some time retain his disguise.—My horse—my horse!’

‘You hear my orders, Lilias,’ said the laird, turning to the young lady. ‘You can use my permission and authority to explain as much of our family matters as you know. At our next meeting, I will finish the job of revealing everything, and I hope to bring one more Redgauntlet back into our family's embrace. Let Latimer, as he calls himself, have his own horse; he must keep his disguise for a while.—My horse—my horse!’

In two minutes they heard him ride off from the door of the barn, followed at speed by two of the armed men of his party.

In two minutes, they heard him ride away from the barn door, quickly followed by two of his armed companions.

The commands of Cristal Nixon, in the meanwhile, put all the remainder of the party in motion, but the laird himself was long out of sight ere they were in readiness to resume their journey. When at length they set out, Darsie was accommodated with a horse and side-saddle, instead of being obliged to resume his place on the pillion behind the detestable Nixon. He was obliged, however, to retain his riding-skirt, and to reassume his mask. Yet, notwithstanding this disagreeable circumstance, and although he observed that they gave him the heaviest and slowest horse of the party, and that, as a further precaution against escape, he was closely watched on every side, yet riding in company with the pretty Lilias was an advantage which overbalanced these inconveniences.

The orders from Cristal Nixon got the rest of the group moving, but the laird was long gone before they were ready to continue their journey. When they finally set off, Darsie was given a horse and side-saddle, so he didn’t have to sit behind the dreadful Nixon on the pillion. He did still have to wear his riding skirt and put his mask back on. However, despite this annoying situation, and although he noticed they had given him the heaviest and slowest horse, plus he was closely watched to prevent any chance of escape, riding alongside the lovely Lilias made up for these inconveniences.

It is true that this society, to which that very morning he would have looked forward as a glimpse of heaven, had, now that it was thus unexpectedly indulged, something much less rapturous than he had expected.

It’s true that the society he would have eagerly anticipated that very morning, seeing it as a glimpse of paradise, now, after being unexpectedly granted that experience, felt much less thrilling than he had imagined.

It was in vain that, in order to avail himself of a situation so favourable for indulging his romantic disposition, he endeavoured to coax back, if I may so express myself, that delightful dream of ardent and tender passion; he felt only such a confusion of ideas at the difference between the being whom he had imagined, and her with whom he was now in contact, that it seemed to him like the effect of witchcraft. What most surprised him was, that this sudden flame should have died away so rapidly, notwithstanding that the maiden’s personal beauty was even greater than he had expected—her demeanour, unless it should be deemed over kind towards himself, as graceful and becoming as he could have fancied if, even in his gayest dreams. It were judging hardly of him to suppose that the mere belief of his having attracted her affections more easily than he expected was the cause of his ungratefully undervaluing a prize too lightly won, or that his transient passion played around his heart with the hitting radiance of a wintry sunbeam flashing against an icicle, which may brighten it for a moment, but cannot melt it. Neither of these was precisely the ease, though such fickleness of disposition might also have some influence in the change.

He tried in vain to take advantage of a situation that was perfect for indulging his romantic side, hoping to rekindle that lovely dream of passionate and tender feelings. However, he was only left feeling confused by the gap between the person he had imagined and the woman he was actually with, almost as if it was some kind of magic. What surprised him the most was how quickly this sudden spark had faded, even though the girl's beauty was even greater than he had anticipated—her manner was as graceful and fitting as he could have imagined in his wildest dreams, unless it was seen as overly kind toward him. It would be unfair to think that just believing he had won her affection more easily than anticipated was the reason he was undervaluing such a prize, or that his fleeting passion was just like a bright winter sunbeam hitting an icicle, which can make it sparkle for a moment but won't actually melt it. Neither of these was precisely the case, though such fickleness in his feelings might have played a part in the shift.

The truth is, perhaps, the lover’s pleasure, like that of the hunter, is in the chase; and that the brightest beauty loses half its merit, as the fairest flower its perfume, when the willing hand can reach it too easily. There must be doubt—there must be danger—there must be difficulty; and if, as the poet says, the course of ardent affection never does run smooth, it is perhaps because, without some intervening obstacle, that which is called the romantic passion of love, in its high poetical character and colouring can hardly have an existence—any more than there can be a current in a river without the stream being narrowed by steep banks, or checked by opposing rocks.

The truth is, maybe the lover’s pleasure, just like the hunter’s, lies in the chase; and the most beautiful person loses half their appeal, just like the prettiest flower loses its scent, when it can be reached too easily. There has to be doubt—there has to be danger—there has to be difficulty; and if, as the poet says, the path of true love never runs smoothly, it’s probably because, without some challenges in the way, what we call the romantic passion of love, in its most poetic form, can hardly exist—just like there can’t be a current in a river without the water being narrowed by steep banks or interrupted by opposing rocks.

Let not those, however, who enter into a union for life without those embarrassments which delight a Darsie Latimer, or a Lydia Languish, and which are perhaps necessary to excite an enthusiastic passion in breasts more firm than theirs, augur worse of their future happiness because their own alliance is formed under calmer auspices. Mutual esteem, an intimate knowledge of each other’s character, seen, as in their case, undisguised by the mists of too partial passion—a suitable proportion of parties in rank and fortune, in taste and pursuits—are more frequently found in a marriage of reason, than in a union of romantic attachment; where the imagination, which probably created the virtues and accomplishments with which it invested the beloved object, is frequently afterwards employed in magnifying the mortifying consequences of its own delusion, and exasperating all the stings of disappointment. Those who follow the banners of Reason are like the well-disciplined battalion, which, wearing a more sober uniform and making a less dazzling show than the light troops commanded by imagination, enjoy more safety, and even more honour, in the conflicts of human life. All this, however, is foreign to our present purpose.

Let’s not think that those who enter a lifelong partnership without the dramas that thrill a Darsie Latimer or a Lydia Languish, which might be necessary to spark an intense passion in hearts tougher than theirs, should anticipate worse future happiness just because their union is formed under calmer circumstances. Mutual respect, a deep understanding of each other’s character, as in their case, revealed without the fog of excessive passion—a suitable balance of rank and fortune, interests, and pursuits—are found more often in a marriage based on reason than in one driven by romantic attachment. In such unions, the imagination that may have created the virtues and qualities of the loved one often ends up exaggerating the painful outcomes of its own illusions and intensifying all the hits of disappointment. Those who follow the path of Reason are like a well-trained army, which, while wearing a more modest uniform and making a less flashy display than the imaginative light troops, enjoy greater safety and even more honor in the battles of life. However, all of this is unrelated to our current topic.

Uncertain in what manner to address her whom he had been lately so anxious to meet with, and embarrassed by a TETE-A-TETE to which his own timid inexperience, gave some awkwardness, the party had proceeded more than a hundred yards before Darsie assumed courage to accost, or even to look at, his companion. Sensible, however, of the impropriety of his silence, he turned to speak to her; and observing that, although she wore her mask, there was something like disappointment and dejection in her manner, he was moved by self-reproach for his own coldness, and hastened to address her in the kindest tone he could assume.

Unsure of how to approach the woman he had been so eager to meet and feeling awkward during their one-on-one conversation due to his own shyness, Darsie and his companion had walked for over a hundred yards before he found the courage to speak or even look at her. However, realizing that his silence was inappropriate, he turned to talk to her. Noticing that, even though she was wearing a mask, she seemed disappointed and downcast, he felt a pang of guilt for his own aloofness and quickly decided to speak to her in the warmest tone he could muster.

‘You must think me cruelly deficient in gratitude, Miss Lilias, that I have been thus long in your company, without thanking you for the interest which you have deigned to take in my unfortunate affairs?’

‘You must think I'm pretty ungrateful, Miss Lilias, that I’ve spent so much time with you without expressing my thanks for the interest you’ve shown in my unfortunate situation?’

‘I am glad you have at length spoken,’ she said, ‘though I owe it is more coldly than I expected. MISS Lilias! DEIGN to take interest! In whom, dear Darsie, CAN I take interest but in you; and why do you put this barrier of ceremony betwixt us, whom adverse circumstances have already separated for such a length of time?’

‘I’m glad you’ve finally spoken,’ she said, ‘though it’s more coldly than I expected. MISS Lilias! PLEASE take an interest! Who else, dear Darsie, CAN I take an interest in but you; and why do you put this barrier of formality between us, when unfortunate circumstances have already kept us apart for so long?’

Darsie was again confounded at the extra candour, if we may use the term, of this frank avowal. ‘One must love partridge very well,’ thought he, ‘to accept it when thrown in one’s face—if this is not plain speaking, there is no such place as downright Dunstable in being!’

Darsie was once again surprised by the unexpected honesty, if we can call it that, of this open admission. ‘You really must love partridge a lot,’ he thought, ‘to take it when it's thrown right in your face—if this isn’t straightforward talk, then there’s no such place as plain Dunstable!’

Embarrassed with these reflections, and himself of a nature fancifully, almost fastidiously, delicate, he could only in reply stammer forth an acknowledgement of his companion’s goodness, and his own gratitude. She answered in a tone partly sorrowful and partly impatient, repeating, with displeased emphasis, the only distinct words he had been able to bring forth—‘Goodness—gratitude!—O Darsie! should these be the phrases between you and me? Alas! I am too sure you are displeased with me, though I cannot even guess on what account. Perhaps you think I have been too free in venturing upon my visit to your friend. But then remember, it was in your behalf, and that I knew no better way to put you on your guard against the misfortunes and restraint which you have been subjected to, and are still enduring.’

Embarrassed by these thoughts and being somewhat sensitive and picky by nature, he could only stammer a response, acknowledging his companion’s kindness and expressing his gratitude. She replied in a tone that was both sad and impatient, stressing the only clear words he had managed to say—‘Goodness—gratitude!—Oh Darsie! Should these be the phrases between us? Alas! I know too well that you’re upset with me, but I can't even figure out why. Maybe you think I've overstepped by visiting your friend. But remember, it was for your sake, and I thought it was the best way to warn you about the troubles and constraints you've faced and are still going through.’

‘Dear Lady’—said Darsie, rallying his recollection, and suspicious of some error in apprehension,—a suspicion which his mode of address seemed at once to communicate to Lilias, for she interrupted him,—

‘Dear Lady’—Darsie said, gathering his thoughts and feeling unsure about a misunderstanding—his tone seemed to convey this doubt to Lilias, prompting her to interrupt him—

‘LADY! dear LADY! For whom, or for what, in Heaven’s name, do you take me, that you address me so formally?’

‘Lady! Dear lady! Who do you think I am, or what do you believe, that you speak to me so formally?’

Had the question been asked in that enchanted hall in fairyland, where all interrogations must be answered with absolute sincerity, Darsie had certainly replied, that he took her for the most frank-hearted and ultra-liberal lass that had ever lived since Mother Eve eat the pippin without paring. But as he was still on middle-earth, and free to avail himself of a little polite deceit, he barely answered that he believed he had the honour of speaking to the niece of Mr. Redgauntlet.

Had the question been asked in that magical hall in fairyland, where all questions must be answered with complete honesty, Darsie would have definitely said that he thought she was the most open-hearted and generous girl who had ever lived since Mother Eve ate the apple without peeling it. But since he was still in the real world and allowed to use a bit of polite deception, he simply replied that he believed he had the honor of speaking to Mr. Redgauntlet's niece.

‘Surely,’ she replied; ‘but were it not as easy for you to have said, to your own only sister?’

‘Surely,’ she replied; ‘but wouldn’t it have been just as easy for you to say that to your only sister?’

Darsie started in his saddle, as if he had received a pistol-shot.

Darsie jumped in his saddle, as if he had been shot.

‘My sister!’ he exclaimed.

"My sister!" he exclaimed.

‘And you did NOT know it, then?’ said she. ‘I thought your reception of me was cold and indifferent!’

‘And you didn’t know that, then?’ she said. ‘I thought you were being cold and indifferent towards me!’

A kind and cordial embrace took place betwixt the relatives; and so light was Darsie’s spirit, that he really felt himself more relieved, by getting quit of the embarrassments of the last half-hour, during which he conceived himself in danger of being persecuted by the attachment of a forward girl, than disappointed by the vanishing of so many day-dreams as he had been in the habit of encouraging during the time when the green-mantled maiden was goddess of his idolatry. He had been already flung from his romantic Pegasus, and was too happy at length to find himself with bones unbroken, though with his back on the ground. He was, besides, with all his whims and follies, a generous, kind-hearted youth, and was delighted to acknowledge so beautiful and amiable a relative, and to assure her in the warmest terms of his immediate affection and future protection, so soon as they should be extricated from their present situation. Smiles and tears mingled on Lilias’s cheeks, like showers and sunshine in April weather.

A warm and friendly hug happened between the relatives, and Darsie felt so light-hearted that he was more relieved to be free from the awkwardness of the last half-hour—when he thought he might be harassed by the attention of an overly forward girl—than he was disappointed by the loss of the many daydreams he had been nurturing while the green-clad girl was the object of his admiration. He had already been thrown from his romantic fantasy and was just happy to find that he was unhurt, even if he was lying on the ground. Besides, with all his quirks and foolishness, he was a generous, kind-hearted young man and was thrilled to acknowledge such a beautiful and lovely relative. He assured her with the warmest words of his immediate affection and future support as soon as they got out of their current situation. Smiles and tears mixed on Lilias’s cheeks like rain and sunshine in April.

‘Out on me,’ she said, ‘that I should be so childish as to cry at what makes me so sincerely happy! since, God knows, family-love is what my heart has most longed after, and to which it has been most a stranger. My uncle says that you and I, Darsie, are but half Redgauntlets, and that the metal of which our father’s family was made, has been softened to effeminacy in our mother’s offspring.’

‘Stop it,’ she said, ‘that I should be so immature as to cry over what makes me so genuinely happy! Because, God knows, family love is what I’ve always wanted the most, and it’s what I’ve been a stranger to. My uncle says that you and I, Darsie, are just half Redgauntlets and that the strength of our father’s family has been weakened into softness in our mother’s side.’

‘Alas!’ said Darsie, ‘I know so little of our family story, that I almost doubted that I belonged to the House of Redgauntlet, although the chief of the family himself intimated so much to me.’

‘Alas!’ said Darsie, ‘I know so little about our family history that I almost doubted I belonged to the House of Redgauntlet, even though the head of the family himself hinted at it.’

‘The chief of the family!’ said Lilias. ‘You must know little of your own descent indeed, if you mean my uncle by that expression. You yourself, my dear Darsie, are the heir and representative of our ancient House, for our father was the elder brother—that brave and unhappy Sir Henry Darsie Redgauntlet, who suffered at Carlisle in the year 1746. He took the name of Darsie, in conjunction with his own, from our mother, heiress to a Cumberland family of great wealth and antiquity, of whose large estates you are the undeniable heir, although those of your father have been involved in the general doom of forfeiture. But all this must be necessarily unknown to you.’

‘The head of the family!’ said Lilias. ‘You must not know much about your own background if you’re referring to my uncle with that title. You, my dear Darsie, are the heir and representative of our ancient family, since our father was the older brother— that brave and unfortunate Sir Henry Darsie Redgauntlet, who suffered in Carlisle in 1746. He combined the name Darsie with his own because of our mother, who was the heiress of a wealthy and old Cumberland family, and you are the undeniable heir to their large estates, even though your father’s have been caught up in the overall loss of land. But you must not know any of this.’

‘Indeed I hear it for the first time in my life,’ answered Darsie.

‘Yeah, I’m hearing it for the first time in my life,’ Darsie replied.

‘And you knew not that I was your sister?’ said Lilias. ‘No wonder you received me so coldly. What a strange, wild, forward young person you must have thought me—mixing myself in the fortunes of a stranger whom I had only once spoken to—corresponding with him by signs—Good Heaven! what can you have supposed me?’

‘And you didn’t know I was your sister?’ said Lilias. ‘No wonder you treated me so coldly. What a strange, wild, bold young person you must have thought I was—getting involved in the life of a stranger whom I had only spoken to once—communicating with him through gestures—Good God! what could you have thought of me?’

‘And how should I have come to the knowledge of our connexion?’ said Darsie. ‘You are aware I was not acquainted with it when we danced together at Brokenburn.’

‘And how was I supposed to know about our connection?’ Darsie said. ‘You know I didn't realize it when we danced together at Brokenburn.’

‘I saw that with concern, and fain I would have warned you,’ answered Lilias; ‘but I was closely watched, and before I could find or make an opportunity of coming to a full explanation with you on a subject so agitating, I was forced to leave the room. What I did say was, you may remember, a caution to leave the southern border, for I foresaw what has since happened. But since my uncle has had you in his power, I never doubted he had communicated to you our whole family history.’

‘I noticed this with worry, and I really wanted to warn you,’ Lilias replied. ‘But I was being closely watched, and before I could find or create a chance to fully explain things to you about such a troubling matter, I had to leave the room. What I did manage to say, as you may remember, was a warning to leave the southern border, because I predicted what has happened since then. But ever since my uncle has had control over you, I never doubted he shared our entire family history with you.’

‘He has left me to learn it from you, Lilias; and assure yourself that I will hear it with more pleasure from your lips than from his. I have no reason to be pleased with his conduct towards me.’

‘He has left me to learn it from you, Lilias; and rest assured, I will enjoy hearing it from you more than from him. I have no reason to be happy with how he has treated me.’

‘Of that,’ said Lilias, ‘you will judge better when you have heard what I have to tell you;’ and she began her communication in the following manner.

‘About that,’ said Lilias, ‘you’ll understand better once you hear what I have to say;’ and she started her message in this way.





CHAPTER XVIII

NARRATIVE OF DARSIE LATIMER, CONTINUED

‘The House of Redgauntlet,’ said the young lady, ‘has for centuries been supposed to lie under a doom, which has rendered vain their courage, their talents, their ambition, and their wisdom. Often making a figure in history, they have been ever in the situation of men striving against both wind and tide, who distinguish themselves by their desperate exertions of strength, and their persevering endurance of toil, but without being able to advance themselves upon their course by either vigour or resolution. They pretend to trace this fatality to a legendary history, which I may tell you at a less busy moment.’

‘The House of Redgauntlet,’ said the young lady, ‘has been thought for centuries to be under a curse that has rendered their courage, talents, ambition, and wisdom pointless. They often appear in history, but they are like people struggling against both wind and tide, making a name for themselves through their desperate efforts and relentless hard work, yet unable to progress in their journey through either strength or determination. They claim to trace this misfortune back to a legendary story, which I can share with you when things are less hectic.’

Darsie intimated that he had already heard the tragic story of Sir Alberick Redgauntlet.

Darsie hinted that he had already heard the tragic story of Sir Alberick Redgauntlet.

‘I need only say, then,’ proceeded Lilias, ‘that our father and uncle felt the family doom in its full extent. They were both possessed of considerable property, which was largely increased by our father’s marriage, and were both devoted to the service of the unhappy House of Stuart; but (as our mother at least supposed) family considerations might have withheld her husband from joining openly in the affair of 1745, had not the high influence which the younger brother possessed over the elder, from his more decided energy of character, hurried him along with himself into that undertaking.

"I only need to say, then," Lilias continued, "that our father and uncle fully felt the weight of our family’s curse. They both had significant wealth, which grew even more after our father got married, and were both dedicated to supporting the struggling House of Stuart. However, as our mother believed, family concerns might have stopped her husband from openly participating in the events of 1745 if it weren't for the strong influence the younger brother had over the elder, due to his more determined personality, pushing him into that venture."

‘When, therefore, the enterprise came to the fatal conclusion which bereaved our father of his life and consigned his brother to exile, Lady Redgauntlet fled from the north of England, determined to break off all communication with her late husband’s family, particularly his brother, whom she regarded as having, by their insane political enthusiasm, been the means of his untimely death; and determined that you, my brother, an infant, and that I, to whom she had just given birth, should be brought up as adherents of the present dynasty. Perhaps she was too hasty in this determination—too timidly anxious to exclude, if possible, from the knowledge of the very spot where we existed, a relation so nearly connected with us as our father’s only brother. But you must make allowance for what she had suffered. See, brother,’ she said, pulling her glove off, ‘these five blood-specks on my arm are a mark by which mysterious Nature has impressed, on an unborn infant, a record of its father’s violent death and its mother’s miseries.’ [Several persons have brought down to these days the impressions which Nature had thus recorded, when they were yet babes unborn. One lady of quality, whose father was long under sentence of death previous to the Rebellion, was marked on the back of the neck by the sign of a broad axe. Another whose kinsmen had been slain in battle and died on the scaffold to the number of seven, bore a child spattered on the right shoulder and down the arm with scarlet drops, as if of blood. Many other instances might be quoted.]

‘When the venture reached the disastrous outcome that took our father's life and sent his brother into exile, Lady Redgauntlet fled from the north of England, resolved to cut off all ties with her late husband's family, especially his brother, whom she blamed for his premature death due to their reckless political fervor. She was determined that you, my brother, a mere infant, and I, just born, should be raised as supporters of the current dynasty. Perhaps she acted too quickly in this decision—too fearfully trying to keep even our father's only brother from knowing where we were. But you have to understand what she had endured. Look, brother,’ she said, removing her glove, ‘these five blood spots on my arm are a mark from mysterious Nature, recording my husband’s violent death and my suffering for his unborn child.’ [Several people have carried these marks from the time they were still in the womb. One noble lady, whose father was under death sentence before the Rebellion, had a mark shaped like a broad axe on the back of her neck. Another, whose family members were killed in battle and executed—seven in total—had a child with red drops on her right shoulder and down her arm, as if splattered with blood. Many other examples could be mentioned.]

‘You were not, then, born when my father suffered?’ said Darsie.

‘So you weren’t born when my father went through that ordeal?’ said Darsie.

‘Alas, no!’ she replied; ‘nor were you a twelvemonth old. It was no wonder that my mother, after going through such scenes of agony, became irresistibly anxious for the sake of her children—of her son in particular; the more especially as the late Sir Henry, her husband, had, by a settlement of his affairs, confided the custody of the persons of her children, as well as the estates which descended to them, independently of those which fell under his forfeiture, to his brother Hugh, in whom he placed unlimited confidence.’

‘Oh, no!’ she replied; ‘and you weren't even a year old. It’s no surprise that my mother, after going through such painful experiences, became extremely worried about her children—especially her son; particularly since the late Sir Henry, her husband, had, through a settlement of his affairs, entrusted the care of her children and the estates that passed down to them, separate from those lost in his forfeiture, to his brother Hugh, in whom he had complete trust.’

‘But my mother had no reason to fear the operation of such a deed, conceived in favour of an attainted man,’ said Darsie.

‘But my mom had no reason to fear the execution of such an act, conceived in favor of a person who had lost their rights,’ said Darsie.

‘True,’ replied Lilias; ‘but our uncle’s attainder might have been reversed, like that of so many other persons, and our mother, who both feared and hated him, lived in continual terror that this would be the case, and that she should see the author, as she thought him, of her husband’s death come armed with legal powers, and in a capacity to use them for the purpose of tearing her children from her protection. Besides, she feared, even in his incapacitated condition, the adventurous and pertinacious spirit of her brother-in-law, Hugh Redgauntlet, and felt assured that he would make some attempt to possess himself of the persons of the children. On the other hand, our uncle, whose proud disposition might, perhaps, have been soothed by the offer of her confidence, revolted against the distrustful and suspicious manner in which Lady Darsie Redgauntlet acted towards him. She basely abused, he said, the unhappy circumstances in which he was placed, in order to deprive him of his natural privilege of protecting and educating the infants, whom nature and law, and the will of their father, had committed to his charge, and he swore solemnly he would not submit to such an injury. Report of his threats was made to Lady Redgauntlet, and tended to increase those fears which proved but too well founded. While you and I, children at that time of two or three years old, were playing together in a walled orchard, adjacent to our mother’s residence which she had fixed somewhere in Devonshire, my uncle suddenly scaled the wall with several men, and I was snatched up; and carried off to a boat which waited for them. My mother, however, flew to your rescue, and as she seized on and held you fast, my uncle could not, as he has since told me, possess himself of your person, without using unmanly violence to his brother’s widow. Of this he was incapable; and, as people began to assemble upon my mother’s screaming, he withdrew, after darting upon you and her one of those fearful looks, which, it is said, remain with our family, as a fatal bequest of Sir Alberick, our ancestor.’

“True,” Lilias replied, “but our uncle’s title could have been restored, like so many others, and our mother, who both feared and hated him, lived in constant anxiety that this would happen. She dreaded seeing the man she believed was responsible for her husband’s death come back with legal authority to take her children from her. Additionally, even in his incapacitated state, she feared the daring and determined nature of her brother-in-law, Hugh Redgauntlet, and was convinced he would try to gain custody of the kids. On the other hand, our uncle, whose proud nature might have been calmed by her trust, was offended by the wary and suspicious way Lady Darsie Redgauntlet treated him. He claimed she was taking advantage of his unfortunate situation to strip him of his natural right to protect and raise the children, whom nature, law, and their father’s wishes had entrusted to him, and he solemnly vowed he would not stand for such an injustice. Word of his threats reached Lady Redgauntlet, further heightening the fears that turned out to be all too real. While you and I, just two or three years old at the time, were playing in a walled orchard near our mother’s home in Devonshire, my uncle suddenly climbed over the wall with several men and snatched me away, carrying me off to a waiting boat. However, my mother rushed to your rescue and, as she grabbed hold of you tightly, my uncle couldn’t take you without resorting to cowardly violence against his brother’s widow. He was incapable of that, and as people began to gather because of my mother’s screams, he withdrew, after giving you and her one of those terrifying glares, which, it’s said, has haunted our family as a cursed legacy from our ancestor, Sir Alberick.”

‘I have some recollection of the scuffle which you mention,’ said Darsie; ‘and I think it was my uncle himself (since my uncle he is) who recalled the circumstance to my mind on a late occasion. I can now account for the guarded seclusion under which my poor mother lived—for her frequent tears, her starts of hysterical alarm, and her constant and deep melancholy. Poor lady! what a lot was hers, and what must have been her feelings when it approached to a close!’

‘I remember the fight you mentioned,’ said Darsie; ‘and I believe it was my uncle (since he is my uncle) who reminded me of it recently. Now I understand the strict isolation my poor mother lived in—her frequent tears, her sudden fits of panic, and her lasting deep sadness. Poor woman! What a heavy burden she carried, and what must have been her feelings as it drew to an end!’

‘It was then that she adopted,’ said Lilias, ‘every precaution her ingenuity could suggest, to keep your very existence concealed from the person whom she feared—nay, from yourself; for she dreaded, as she is said often to have expressed herself, that the wildfire blood of Redgauntlet would urge you to unite your fortunes to those of your uncle, who was well known still to carry on political intrigues, which most other persons had considered as desperate. It was also possible that he, as well as others, might get his pardon, as government showed every year more lenity towards the remnant of the Jacobites, and then he might claim the custody of your person, as your legal guardian. Either of these events she considered as the direct road to your destruction.’

‘That’s when she took every precaution her creativity could think of to keep your very existence hidden from the person she feared—hell, even from you; because she was terrified, as she is said to have often voiced, that the wild spirit of Redgauntlet would push you to team up with your uncle, who was still known to be involved in political scheming that most others thought was hopeless. It was also possible that he, just like others, might receive a pardon, as the government showed more leniency each year towards the remaining Jacobites, and then he could lay claim to your custody as your legal guardian. She saw either of these outcomes as a sure path to your ruin.’

‘I wonder she had not claimed the protection of Chancery for me,’ said Darsie; ‘or confided me to the care of some powerful friend.’

‘I wonder why she didn’t ask Chancery to protect me,’ said Darsie; ‘or trust me to the care of a powerful friend.’

‘She was on indifferent terms with her relations, on account of her marriage with our father,’ said Lilias, ‘and trusted more to secreting you from your uncle’s attempts, than to any protection which law might afford against them. Perhaps she judged unwisely, but surely not unnaturally, for one rendered irritable by so many misfortunes and so many alarms. Samuel Griffiths, an eminent banker, and a worthy clergyman now dead were, I believe, the only persons whom she intrusted with the execution of her last will; and my uncle believes that she made them both swear to observe profound secrecy concerning your birth and pretensions, until you should come to the age of majority, and, in the meantime, to breed you up in the most private way possible, and that which was most likely to withdraw you from my uncle’s observation.’

‘She didn't have a good relationship with her family because of her marriage to our father,’ said Lilias, ‘and she relied more on hiding you from your uncle's attempts than on any legal protection that might help. Maybe she made an unwise choice, but it wasn't unnatural, especially for someone who had been through so many misfortunes and fears. Samuel Griffiths, a well-known banker, and a respected clergyman who has now passed away, were, I believe, the only ones she trusted to carry out her last wishes; and my uncle thinks she made them both swear to keep your birth and claims a complete secret until you turned 18, while ensuring you were raised in the most private way possible, to keep you away from my uncle’s attention.’

‘And I have no doubt,’ said Darsie, ‘that betwixt change of name and habitation, they might have succeeded perfectly, but for the accident—lucky or unlucky, I know not which to term it—which brought me to Brokenburn, and into contact with Mr. Redgauntlet. I see also why I was warned against England, for in England’—

‘And I have no doubt,’ said Darsie, ‘that between the name change and moving, they could have pulled it off completely, if it weren’t for the accident—lucky or unlucky, I can’t really say—which led me to Brokenburn and introduced me to Mr. Redgauntlet. I also understand why I was cautioned about England, because in England—’

‘In England alone, if I understand rightly,’ said Miss Redgauntlet, ‘the claims of your uncle to the custody of your person could have been enforced, in case of his being replaced in the ordinary rights of citizenship, either by the lenity of the government or by some change in it. In Scotland, where you possess no property, I understand his authority might; have been resisted, and measures taken to put you under the protection of the law. But, pray, think it not unlucky that you have taken the step of visiting Brokenburn—I feel confident that the consequences must be ultimately fortunate, for have they not already brought us into contact with each other?’

‘In England alone, if I understand correctly,’ said Miss Redgauntlet, ‘your uncle's claims to custody over you could have been enforced, should he regain his full citizenship rights, either through government leniency or some change in it. In Scotland, where you don’t own any property, I believe his authority might have been challenged, and steps could have been taken to ensure your protection under the law. But please, don’t see it as bad luck that you decided to visit Brokenburn—I am confident that the outcome will ultimately be positive, as it has already brought us together, hasn’t it?’

So saying, she held out her hand to her brother, who grasped it with a fondness of pressure very different from the manner in which they first clasped hands that morning. There was a moment’s pause, while the hearts of both were overflowing with a feeling of natural affection, to which circumstances had hitherto rendered them strangers.

So saying, she held out her hand to her brother, who took it with a warmth that felt very different from how they had initially clasped hands that morning. There was a brief pause, as both their hearts were filled with a sense of natural affection that circumstances had previously kept them from experiencing.

At length Darsie broke silence; ‘I am ashamed,’ he said, ‘my dearest Lilias, that I have suffered you to talk so long about matters concerning myself only, while I remain ignorant of your story, and your present situation.’

At last, Darsie spoke up; "I'm ashamed," he said, "my dearest Lilias, that I've let you talk for so long about things that only concern me, while I stay in the dark about your story and your current circumstances."

‘The former is none of the most interesting, nor the latter the most safe or agreeable,’ answered Lilias; ‘but now, my dearest brother, I shall have the inestimable support of your countenance and affection; and were I but sure that we could weather the formidable crisis which I find so close at hand, I should have little apprehensions for the future.’

‘Neither option is particularly interesting, and the latter isn’t the safest or most pleasant,’ replied Lilias. ‘But now, my dear brother, I will have your invaluable support and love; and if I were certain that we could get through the daunting challenge that feels so imminent, I wouldn’t worry much about the future.’

‘Let me know,’ said Darsie, ‘what our present situation is; and rely upon my utmost exertions both in your defence and my own. For what reason can my uncle desire to detain me a prisoner? If in mere opposition to the will of my mother, she has long been no more; and I see not why he should wish, at so much trouble and risk, to interfere with the free will of one, to whom a few months will give a privilege of acting for himself, with which he will have no longer any pretence to interfere.’

‘Let me know,’ Darsie said, ‘what our current situation is, and you can count on my full efforts to defend both you and myself. Why would my uncle want to keep me as a prisoner? If it’s just to go against my mother’s wishes, she has been gone for a while now, and I don’t see why he would want to go to such lengths and take on this risk to control someone who will soon have the right to make his own decisions, which he won’t have any reason to interfere with after a few months.’

‘My dearest Arthur,’ answered Lilias—‘for that name, as well as Darsie, properly belongs to you—it is the leading feature in my uncle’s character, that he has applied every energy of his powerful mind to the service of the exiled family of Stuart. The death of his brother, the dilapidation of his own fortunes, have only added to his hereditary zeal for the House of Stuart a deep and almost personal hatred against the present reigning family. He is, in short, a political enthusiast of the most dangerous character, and proceeds in his agency with as much confidence, as if he felt himself the very Atlas who is alone capable of supporting a sinking cause.’

‘My dearest Arthur,’ Lilias replied, ‘because that name, along with Darsie, rightfully belongs to you—one of the main traits of my uncle is that he has directed all his mental energy to support the exiled Stuart family. The death of his brother and the decline of his own fortune have only intensified his inherited passion for the House of Stuart, along with a strong personal hatred for the current ruling family. In short, he is a political fanatic of the most dangerous kind, and he carries out his efforts with as much confidence as if he considered himself the very Atlas capable of holding up a failing cause.’

‘And where or how did you, my Lilias, educated, doubtless, under his auspices, learn to have a different view of such subjects?’

‘And where or how did you, my Lilias, educated, no doubt, under his guidance, come to have a different view on these subjects?’

‘By a singular chance,’ replied Lilias, ‘in the nunnery where my uncle placed me. Although the abbess was a person exactly after his own heart, my education as a pensioner devolved much on an excellent old mother who had adopted the tenets of the Jansenists, with perhaps a still further tendency towards the reformed doctrines, than those of Port Royal. The mysterious secrecy with which she inculcated these tenets, gave them charms to my young mind, and I embraced them the rather that they were in direct opposition to the doctrines of the abbess, whom I hated so much for her severity, that I felt a childish delight in setting her control at defiance, and contradicting in my secret soul all that I was openly obliged to listen to with reverence. Freedom of religious opinion brings on, I suppose, freedom of political creed; for I had no sooner renounced the Pope’s infallibility, than I began to question the doctrine of hereditary and indefeasible right. In short, strange as it may seem, I came out of a Parisian convent, not indeed an instructed Whig and Protestant, but with as much inclination to be so as if I had been bred up, like you, within the Presbyterian sound of Saint Giles’s chimes.’

‘By a unique chance,’ replied Lilias, ‘in the convent where my uncle placed me. Although the abbess was a person who perfectly matched his values, my education as a boarder relied heavily on an excellent old mother who had adopted the beliefs of the Jansenists, perhaps with an even stronger inclination toward reformed doctrines than those of Port Royal. The mysterious way she taught these beliefs made them appealing to my young mind, and I embraced them even more because they directly contradicted the abbess’s teachings, whom I despised so much for her harshness that I took childish pleasure in defying her authority and secretly contradicting everything I was forced to hear with respect. Freedom of religious belief, I suppose, leads to freedom of political beliefs; for as soon as I rejected the Pope’s infallibility, I started to question the idea of hereditary and absolute right. In short, as strange as it may seem, I left a Parisian convent, not exactly as a well-educated Whig and Protestant, but with just as much desire to be one as if I had been raised, like you, within the Presbyterian influence of Saint Giles’s bells.’

‘More so, perhaps,’ replied Darsie; ‘for the nearer the church—the proverb is somewhat musty. But how did these liberal opinions of yours agree with the very opposite prejudices of my uncle?’

‘Maybe so,’ Darsie replied. ‘But the closer you get to the church—the saying is a bit dated. But how do your open-minded views fit with my uncle's completely different prejudices?’

‘They would have agreed like fire and water,’ answered Lilias, ‘had I suffered mine to become visible; but as that would have subjected me to constant reproach and upbraiding, or worse, I took great care to keep my own secret; so that occasional censures for coldness, and lack of zeal for the good cause, were the worst I had to undergo; and these were bad enough.’

“They would have gotten along like fire and water,” Lilias replied, “if I had let my own feelings show; but since that would have meant dealing with constant blame and criticism, or worse, I made sure to keep my secret. So, the occasional comments about my coldness and lack of enthusiasm for the good cause were the worst I faced, and that was bad enough.”

‘I applaud your caution,’ said Darsie.

"I appreciate your caution," said Darsie.

‘You have reason,’ replied his sister; ‘but I got so terrible a specimen of my uncle’s determination of character, before I had been acquainted with him for much more than a week, that it taught me at what risk I should contradict his humour. I will tell you the circumstances; for it will better teach you to appreciate the romantic and resolved nature of his character, than anything which I could state of his rashness and enthusiasm.

‘You have a point,’ replied his sister; ‘but I got such a clear example of my uncle’s strong personality before I had even known him for more than a week that it showed me how risky it would be to challenge his mood. I’ll share the details with you; it’ll give you a better understanding of the romantic and determined aspect of his character than anything I could say about his impulsiveness and passion.

‘After I had been many a long year at the convent, I was removed from thence, and placed with a meagre old Scottish lady of high rank, the daughter of an unfortunate person whose head had in the year 1715 been placed on Temple Bar. She subsisted on a small pension from the French Court, aided by an occasional gratuity from the Stuarts; to which the annuity paid for my board formed a desirable addition. She was not ill-tempered, nor very covetous—neither beat me nor starved me—but she was so completely trammelled by rank and prejudices, so awfully profound in genealogy, and so bitterly keen, poor lady, in British, politics, that I sometimes thought it pity that the Hanoverians, who murdered, as she used to tell me, her poor dear father, had left his dear daughter in the land of the living. Delighted, therefore, was I, when my uncle made his appearance, and abruptly announced his purpose of conveying me to England. My extravagant joy at the idea of leaving Lady Rachel Rougedragon was somewhat qualified by observing the melancholy look, lofty demeanour, and commanding tone of my near relative. He held more communication with me on the journey, however, than consisted with his taciturn demeanour in general, and seemed anxious to ascertain my tone of character, and particularly in point of courage. Now, though I am a tamed Redgauntlet, yet I have still so much of our family spirit as enables me to be as composed in danger as most of my sex; and upon two occasions in the course of our journey—a threatened attack by banditti, and the overturn of our carriage—I had the fortune so to conduct myself, as to convey to my uncle a very favourable idea of my intrepidity. Probably this encouraged him to put in execution the singular scheme which he had in agitation.

‘After spending many years at the convent, I was taken from there and placed with a thin old Scottish lady of high rank, the daughter of an unfortunate man whose head had been displayed on Temple Bar in 1715. She lived on a small pension from the French Court, supplemented by occasional gifts from the Stuarts; to which the annuity paid for my board was a welcome addition. She wasn’t ill-tempered or overly greedy—she neither beat me nor starved me—but she was so completely bound by her status and prejudices, so deeply engrossed in genealogy, and so painfully invested in British politics that I sometimes thought it was a shame the Hanoverians, who as she often reminded me, had executed her poor dear father, had left his dear daughter alive. Thus, I was delighted when my uncle appeared and abruptly announced his intention to take me to England. My overwhelming joy at the prospect of leaving Lady Rachel Rougedragon was slightly tempered by my observation of my relative's melancholic expression, lofty demeanor, and commanding tone. However, he communicated more with me during the journey than his usual reserved nature would suggest, and he seemed eager to assess my character, especially regarding my courage. Now, though I am a somewhat tamed Redgauntlet, I still possess enough of our family spirit to remain composed in danger, like most of my gender; and on two occasions during our journey—a threatened attack by bandits and the overturning of our carriage—I managed to conduct myself in a way that gave my uncle a very favorable impression of my bravery. This probably encouraged him to execute the unusual plan he had in mind.’

‘Ere we reached London we changed our means of conveyance, and altered the route by which we approached the city, more than once; then, like a hare which doubles repeatedly at some distance from the seat she means to occupy, and at last leaps into her form from a distance so great as she can clear by a spring, we made a forced march, and landed in private and obscure lodgings in a little old street in Westminster, not far from the Cloisters.

‘Before we got to London, we changed our mode of transportation and switched up the route we took to get to the city more than once; then, like a hare that keeps doubling back far from the place she plans to settle, and finally leaps into her spot from as great a distance as she can manage, we rushed to our destination and ended up in a private and little-known lodging in a small old street in Westminster, not far from the Cloisters.

‘On the morning of the day on which we arrived my uncle went abroad, and did not return for some hours. Meantime I had no other amusement than to listen to the tumult of noises which succeeded each other, or reigned in confusion together during the whole morning. Paris I had thought the most noisy capital in the world, but Paris seemed midnight silence compared to London. Cannon thundered near and at a distance—drums, trumpets, and military music of every kind, rolled, flourished, and pierced the clouds, almost without intermission. To fill up the concert, bells pealed incessantly from a hundred steeples. The acclamations of an immense multitude were heard from time to time, like the roaring of a mighty ocean, and all this without my being able to glean the least idea of what was going on, for the windows of our apartment looked upon a waste backyard, which seemed totally deserted. My curiosity became extreme, for I was satisfied, at length, that it must be some festival of the highest order which called forth these incessant sounds.

‘On the morning we arrived, my uncle went out and didn’t come back for a few hours. Meanwhile, I had nothing to do but listen to the chaotic mix of noises that came and went, or blended together in confusion throughout the morning. I had thought Paris was the noisiest capital in the world, but it felt like midnight silence compared to London. Cannons boomed both nearby and far away—drums, trumpets, and military music of all kinds rolled, flourished, and filled the air almost without pause. Adding to the chaos, bells rang constantly from hundreds of steeples. Cheers from a huge crowd were heard now and then, like the roaring of a mighty ocean, and I couldn’t figure out what was happening since the windows in our apartment faced a desolate backyard that looked completely empty. My curiosity peaked because I was convinced that these endless sounds must be from some big celebration.’

‘My uncle at length returned, and with him a man of an exterior singularly unprepossessing. I need not describe him to you, for—do not look round—he rides behind us at this moment.’

‘My uncle finally came back, and with him was a man who looked quite unappealing. I don't need to describe him to you, because—don't look around—he's riding behind us right now.’

‘That respectable person, Mr. Cristal Nixon, I suppose?’ said Darsie.

‘That respectable person, Mr. Cristal Nixon, I guess?’ said Darsie.

‘The same,’ answered Lilias; ‘make no gesture, that may intimate we are speaking of him.’

‘The same,’ replied Lilias; ‘don’t make any gesture that could suggest we’re talking about him.’

Darsie signified that he understood her, and she pursued her relation.

Darsie indicated that he understood her, and she continued her story.

‘They were both in full dress, and my uncle, taking a bundle from Nixon, said to me, “Lilias, I am come to carry you to see a grand ceremony—put on as hastily as you can the dress you will find in that parcel, and prepare to attend me.” I found a female dress, splendid and elegant, but somewhat bordering upon the antique fashion. It might be that of England, I thought, and I went to my apartment full of curiosity, and dressed myself with all speed.

‘They were both in formal attire, and my uncle, taking a package from Nixon, said to me, “Lilias, I’ve come to take you to see a grand ceremony—put on the dress you’ll find in that package as quickly as you can, and get ready to join me.” I found a stunning and elegant women’s dress, though it seemed a bit old-fashioned. I thought it might be from England, and I went to my room full of curiosity and got dressed as fast as I could.

‘My uncle surveyed me with attention—“She may pass for one of the flower-girls,” he said to Nixon, who only answered with a nod.

‘My uncle looked me over closely—“She could easily be mistaken for one of the flower-girls,” he told Nixon, who just nodded in response.

‘We left the house together, and such was their knowledge of the lanes, courts, and bypaths, that though there was the roar of a multitude in the broad streets, those which we traversed were silent and deserted; and the strollers whom we met, tired of gazing upon gayer figures, scarcely honoured us with a passing look, although, at any other time, we should, among these vulgar suburbs, have attracted a troublesome share of observation. We crossed at length a broad street, where many soldiers were on guard, while others, exhausted with previous duty, were eating, drinking, smoking, and sleeping beside their piled arms.

‘We left the house together, and they knew the lanes, courts, and paths so well that even though there was a loud crowd in the main streets, the ones we walked through were quiet and deserted. The people we passed, bored with looking at flashier people, barely gave us a second glance, even though at any other time we would have drawn a lot of attention in these ordinary neighborhoods. Finally, we crossed a wide street where many soldiers were on guard, while others, worn out from their earlier duties, were eating, drinking, smoking, and sleeping next to their stacked weapons.’

‘“One day, Nixon,” whispered my uncle, “we will make these redcoated gentry stand to their muskets more watchfully.”

‘“One day, Nixon,” my uncle whispered, “we will make these red-coated elites keep a closer eye on their muskets.”’

‘“Or it will be the worse for them,” answered his attendant, in a voice as unpleasant as his physiognomy.

‘“Or it will be worse for them,” replied his attendant, in a tone as unpleasant as his face.

‘Unquestioned and unchallenged by any one, we crossed among the guards; and Nixon tapped thrice at a small postern door in a huge ancient building, which was straight before us. It opened, and we entered without my perceiving by whom we were admitted. A few dark and narrow passages at length conveyed us into an immense Gothic hall, the magnificence of which baffles my powers of description.

‘Without anyone questioning or challenging us, we walked among the guards; and Nixon knocked three times on a small back door in a huge, old building directly in front of us. It opened, and we went in without my noticing who let us in. After winding through a few dark, narrow passages, we finally entered a massive Gothic hall, the beauty of which is beyond my ability to describe.

‘It was illuminated by ten thousand wax lights, whose splendour at first dazzled my eyes, coming as we did from these dark and secret avenues. But when my sight began to become steady, how shall I describe what I beheld? Beneath were huge ranges of tables, occupied by princes and nobles in their robes of state—high officers of the crown, wearing their dresses and badges of authority—reverend prelates and judges, the sages of the church and law, in their more sombre, yet not less awful robes—with others whose antique and striking costume announced their importance, though I could not even guess who they might be. But at length the truth burst on me at once—it was, and the murmurs around confirmed it, the Coronation Feast. At a table above the rest, and extending across the upper end of the hall, sat enthroned the youthful sovereign himself, surrounded by the princes of the blood, and other dignitaries, and receiving the suit and homage of his subjects. Heralds and pursuivants, blazing in their fantastic yet splendid armorial habits, and pages of honour, gorgeously arrayed in the garb of other days, waited upon the princely banqueters. In the galleries with which this spacious hall was surrounded, shone all, and more than all, that my poor imagination could conceive, of what was brilliant in riches, or captivating in beauty. Countless rows of ladies, whose diamonds, jewels, and splendid attire were their least powerful charms, looked down from their lofty seats on the rich scene beneath, themselves forming a show as dazzling and as beautiful as that of which they were spectators. Under these galleries, and behind the banqueting tables, were a multitude of gentlemen, dressed as if to attend a court, but whose garb, although rich enough to have adorned a royal drawing room, could not distinguish them in such a high scene as this. Amongst these we wandered for a few minutes, undistinguished and unregarded. I saw several young persons dressed as I was, so was under no embarrassment from the singularity of my habit, and only rejoiced, as I hung on my uncle’s arm, at the magical splendour of such a scene, and at his goodness for procuring me the pleasure of beholding it.

It was lit up by ten thousand wax candles, their brilliance initially blinding me after coming from those dark and secret passages. But as my vision adjusted, how can I even describe what I saw? Below were massive rows of tables filled with princes and nobles in their formal attire—high-ranking officials, wearing their uniforms and symbols of authority—reverend church leaders and judges, the wise of religion and law, dressed in their somber yet imposing robes—along with others whose ancient and striking outfits signaled their importance, even though I couldn’t guess who they were. But then it hit me—it was, and the whispers around confirmed it, the Coronation Feast. At a table higher than the rest, spanning the upper end of the hall, sat the young king himself, surrounded by the royal family and other dignitaries, accepting the loyalty and homage of his subjects. Heralds and pursuivants, dazzling in their elaborate yet resplendent coats of arms, and pages of honor, beautifully dressed in garments from another era, attended to the noble diners. In the balconies surrounding this spacious hall shone everything, and more than I could ever imagine, that was glorious in wealth or enchanting in beauty. Countless ladies, whose diamonds, jewels, and lavish outfits were just the beginning of their charms, looked down from their high seats at the stunning scene below, forming a spectacle as dazzling and beautiful as the one they were watching. Under those balconies and behind the banquet tables were a crowd of gentlemen dressed as if they were attending a court, whose attire, although rich enough for a royal drawing room, didn’t stand out in such an impressive gathering. Among them, we wandered for a few minutes, unnoticed and unregarded. I saw several young people dressed like me, so I felt no awkwardness about my unusual outfit, and I only felt joy, as I hung on my uncle’s arm, at the magical splendor of the scene and at his kindness in giving me the chance to experience it.

‘By and by, I perceived that my uncle had acquaintances among those who were under the galleries, and seemed, like ourselves, to be mere spectators of the solemnity. They recognized each other with a single word, sometimes only with a grip of the hand-exchanged some private signs, doubtless—and gradually formed a little group, in the centre of which we were placed.

‘Eventually, I noticed that my uncle knew some people among those under the galleries, who, like us, appeared to be just observers of the event. They greeted each other with a word, sometimes just with a handshake—exchanging some private signals, I’m sure—and gradually formed a small group, with us placed in the middle of it.

‘“Is it not a grand sight, Lilias?” said my uncle. “All the noble, and all the wise, and all the wealthy of Britain, are there assembled.”

“Isn’t it an impressive sight, Lilias?” my uncle said. “All the noble, all the wise, and all the wealthy of Britain are gathered there.”

‘“It is indeed,” said I, “all that my mind could have fancied of regal power and splendour.”

“It really is,” I said, “everything my mind could have imagined about royal power and glory.”

‘“Girl,” he whispered,—and my uncle can make his whispers as terribly emphatic as his thundering voice or his blighting look—“all that is noble and worthy in this fair land are there assembled—but it is to bend like slaves and sycophants before the throne of a new usurper.”

‘“Girl,” he whispered,—and my uncle can make his whispers as intensely powerful as his booming voice or his piercing glare—“everything that is noble and worthy in this beautiful land is gathered there—but it is to bow like slaves and flatterers before the throne of a new usurper.”’

‘I looked at him, and the dark hereditary frown of our unhappy ancestor was black upon his brow.

‘I looked at him, and the weight of our unhappy ancestor's dark frown was heavy on his brow.

‘“For God’s sake,” I whispered, “consider where we are.”

“For God’s sake,” I whispered, “think about where we are.”

‘“Fear nothing,” he said; “we are surrounded by friends.” As he proceeded, his strong and muscular frame shook with suppressed agitation. “See,” he said, “yonder bends Norfolk, renegade to his Catholic.faith; there stoops the Bishop of ——, traitor to the Church of England; and,—shame of shames! yonder the gigantic form of Errol bows his head before the grandson of his father’s murderer! But a sign shall be seen this night amongst them—MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN, shall be read on these walls, as distinctly as the spectral handwriting made them visible on those of Belshazzar!”

“Don’t be afraid,” he said. “We’re surrounded by friends.” As he continued, his strong, muscular body trembled with restrained tension. “Look,” he said, “over there is Norfolk, a turncoat to his Catholic faith; there bends the Bishop of —, a traitor to the Church of England; and—shame upon shame!—over there the towering figure of Errol bows his head before the grandson of his father’s murderer! But a sign will be revealed tonight among them—MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN, will be seen on these walls as clearly as the ghostly writing appeared on those of Belshazzar!”

‘“For God’s sake,” said I, dreadfully alarmed, “it is impossible you can meditate violence in such a presence!”

“For God’s sake,” I said, really worried, “there’s no way you can think about doing something violent with someone like that around!”

‘“None is intended, fool,” he answered, “nor can the slightest mischance happen, provided you will rally your boasted courage, and obey my directions. But do it coolly and quickly, for there are a hundred lives at stake.”

“None is intended, fool,” he replied, “and nothing can go wrong if you muster your so-called courage and follow my instructions. But do it calmly and swiftly, because there are a hundred lives on the line.”

‘“Alas! what—can I do?” I asked in the utmost terror.

“Ugh! What can I do?” I asked in total fear.

‘“Only be prompt to execute my bidding,” said he; “it is but to lift a glove—Here, hold this in your hand—throw the train of your dress over it, be firm, composed, and ready—or, at all events, I step forward myself.”

‘“Just be quick to follow my instructions,” he said; “all you have to do is lift a glove—Here, hold this in your hand—throw the train of your dress over it, stay steady, composed, and ready—or, either way, I’ll step forward myself.”

‘“If there is no violence designed,” I said, taking, mechanically, the iron glove he put into my hand.

‘“If there’s no intended violence,” I said, automatically taking the iron glove he handed me.

‘“I could not conceive his meaning; but, in the excited state of mind in which I beheld him, I was convinced that disobedience on my part would lead to some wild explosion. I felt, from the emergency of the occasion, a sudden presence of mind, and resolved to do anything that might avert violence and bloodshed. I was not long held in suspense. A loud flourish of trumpets and the voice of heralds were mixed with the clatter of horses’ hoofs, while a champion, armed at all points like those I had read of in romances, attended by squires, pages, and the whole retinue of chivalry, pranced forward, mounted upon a barbed steed. His challenge, in defiance of all who dared impeach the title of the new sovereign, was recited aloud—once, and again.”

“I couldn’t grasp what he meant; however, given the intense state I saw him in, I was sure that if I disobeyed, it would lead to some crazy explosion. I felt, given the seriousness of the moment, a sudden clarity and decided to do whatever I could to prevent violence and bloodshed. I didn’t have to wait long. A loud fanfare of trumpets and the voice of heralds mixed with the sound of horse hooves, while a champion, fully armored like the ones I had read about in stories, along with squires, pages, and the whole entourage of chivalry, rode in on a heavily armored horse. His challenge, directed at anyone who dared question the legitimacy of the new ruler, was proclaimed loudly—once, and then again.”

‘“Rush in at the third sounding,” said my uncle to me; “bring me the parader’s gage, and leave mine in lieu of it.”

‘“Rush in at the third signal,” my uncle said to me; “bring me the parader’s gauge, and leave mine in its place.”’

‘I could not see how this was to be done, as we were surrounded by people on all sides. But, at the third sounding of the trumpets, a lane opened as if by word of command, betwixt me and the champion, and my uncle’s voice said, “Now, Lilias, NOW!”

‘I couldn’t figure out how this was going to happen, since people surrounded us on all sides. But at the third blast of the trumpets, a path opened up as if by command, between me and the champion, and my uncle’s voice said, “Now, Lilias, NOW!”

‘With a swift and yet steady step, and with a presence of mind for which I have never since been able to account, I discharged the perilous commission. I was hardly seen, I believe, as I exchanged the pledges of battle, and in an instant retired. “Nobly done, my girl!” said my uncle, at whose side I found myself, shrouded as I was before, by the interposition of the bystanders. “Cover our retreat, gentlemen,” he whispered to those around him.

‘With a quick yet steady pace, and with a level of calm that I’ve never been able to explain since, I carried out the dangerous task. I doubt I was even noticed as I swapped the battle tokens and quickly stepped back. “Well done, my girl!” my uncle said, as I found myself beside him, still hidden by the crowd. “Cover our retreat, gentlemen,” he whispered to those nearby.

‘Room was made for us to approach the wall, which seemed to open, and we were again involved in the dark passages through which we had formerly passed. In a small anteroom, my uncle stopped, and hastily muffling me in a mantle which was lying there, we passed the guards—threaded the labyrinth of empty streets and courts, and reached our retired lodgings without attracting the least attention.’

‘We were allowed to get close to the wall, which appeared to open up, and we found ourselves back in the dark hallways we had previously navigated. In a small anteroom, my uncle paused, quickly wrapping me in a cloak that was nearby. We slipped past the guards, maneuvered through the maze of quiet streets and courtyards, and arrived at our secluded lodging without drawing any attention at all.’

‘I have often heard,’ said Darsie, ‘that a female, supposed to be a man in disguise,—and yet, Lilias, you do not look very masculine,—had taken up the champion’s gauntlet at the present king’s coronation, and left in its place a gage of battle, with a paper, offering to accept the combat, provided a fair field should be allowed for it. I have hitherto considered it as an idle tale. I little thought how nearly I was interested in the actors of a scene so daring. How could you have courage to go through with it?’ [See Note 9.]

‘I’ve heard,’ Darsie said, ‘that a woman, disguised as a man—and yet, Lilias, you don’t look very masculine—picked up the champion’s gauntlet at the current king’s coronation and left a challenge in its place, along with a note offering to accept the fight, as long as a fair field was provided for it. Until now, I thought it was just a silly story. I had no idea how closely I was connected to the people involved in such a bold scene. How could you muster the courage to go through with it?’ [See Note 9.]

‘Had I had leisure for reflection,’ answered his sister, ‘I should have refused, from a mixture of principle and of fear. But, like many people who do daring actions, I went on because I had not time to think of retreating. The matter was little known, and it is said the king had commanded that it should not be further inquired into;—from prudence, as I suppose, and lenity, though my uncle chooses to ascribe the forbearance of the Elector of Hanover, as he calls him, sometimes to pusillanimity, and sometimes to a presumptuous scorn of the faction who opposes his title.’

"‘If I had had time to think,’ his sister replied, ‘I would have said no, partly out of principle and partly out of fear. But, like many who take bold steps, I kept going because I didn't have time to think about backing out. The issue wasn't widely known, and it's said the king ordered that it shouldn't be looked into further—probably out of caution and leniency, though my uncle likes to attribute the Elector of Hanover's restraint, as he calls him, either to cowardice or to a arrogant disdain for the faction against his claim.’"

‘And have your subsequent agencies under this frantic enthusiast,’ said Darsie, ‘equalled this in danger?’

‘And have your later agencies under this frantic enthusiast,’ said Darsie, ‘matched this in danger?’

‘No—nor in importance,’ replied Lilias; ‘though I have witnessed much of the strange and desperate machinations, by which, in spite of every obstacle, and in contempt of every danger, he endeavours to awaken the courage of a broken party. I have traversed, in his company, all England and Scotland, and have visited the most extraordinary and contrasted scenes; now lodging at the castles of the proud gentry of Cheshire and Wales, where the retired aristocrats, with opinions as antiquated as their dwellings and their manners, still continue to nourish Jacobitical principles; and the next week, perhaps, spent among outlawed smugglers, or Highland banditti. I have known my uncle often act the part of a hero, and sometimes that of a mere vulgar conspirator, and turn himself, with the most surprising flexibility, into all sorts of shapes to attract proselytes to his cause.’

‘No—nor in importance,’ Lilias replied. ‘Although I’ve seen a lot of the strange and desperate schemes he uses to rally the courage of a defeated group, despite all obstacles and dangers. I’ve traveled all over England and Scotland with him and witnessed the most extraordinary and diverse scenes; sometimes staying at the castles of the proud gentry in Cheshire and Wales, where the retired aristocrats, holding onto opinions as outdated as their homes and ways, still support Jacobite beliefs; and the next week, maybe, spending time with outlaw smugglers or Highland bandits. I’ve seen my uncle often take on the role of a hero, and at times that of a common conspirator, adapting with surprising ease into all kinds of personas to draw followers to his cause.’

‘Which, in the present day,’ said Darsie, ‘he finds, I presume, no easy task.’

‘Which, nowadays,’ said Darsie, ‘he finds, I assume, no easy task.’

‘So difficult,’ said Lilias, ‘that, I believe, he has, at different times, disgusted with the total falling away of some friends, and the coldness of others, been almost on the point of resigning his undertaking. How often I have I known him affect an open brow and a jovial manner, joining in the games of the gentry, and even in the sports of the common people, in order to invest himself with a temporary degree of popularity; while, in fact, his heart was bursting to witness what he called the degeneracy of the times, the decay of activity among the aged, and the want of zeal in the rising generation. After the day has been spent in the hardest exercise, he has spent the night in pacing his solitary chamber, bewailing the downfall of the cause, and wishing for the bullet of Dundee or the axe of Balmerino.’

‘It's so difficult,’ said Lilias, ‘that I think he has, at different times, feeling disgusted by some friends completely abandoning him and others being distant, nearly decided to give up his mission. I've often seen him put on a cheerful face and a lively demeanor, joining in with the upper class’s games and even the pastimes of regular folks, just to gain a bit of temporary popularity; while deep down, his heart was breaking over what he called the decline of the times, the loss of energy among the older generation, and the lack of enthusiasm in the younger generation. After a day filled with demanding activities, he would spend the night pacing in his lonely room, lamenting the downfall of the cause and wishing for the bullet of Dundee or the axe of Balmerino.’

‘A strange delusion,’ said Darsie; ‘and it is wonderful that it does not yield to the force of reality.’

‘What a strange delusion,’ said Darsie; ‘and it’s amazing that it doesn’t give in to the reality of the situation.’

‘Ah, but,’ replied Lilias, ‘realities of late have seemed to flatter his hopes. The general dissatisfaction with the peace—the unpopularity of the minister, which has extended itself even to the person of his master—the various uproars which have disturbed the peace of the metropolis, and a general state of disgust and disaffection, which seems to affect the body of the nation, have given unwonted encouragement to the expiring hopes of the Jacobites, and induced many, both at the Court of Rome, and, if it can be called so, of the Pretender, to lend a more favourable ear than they had hitherto done to the insinuations of those who, like my uncle, hope, when hope is lost to all but themselves. Nay, I really believe that at this moment they meditate some desperate effort. My uncle has been doing all in his power, of late, to conciliate the affections of those wild communities that dwell on the Solway, over whom our family possessed a seignorial interest before the forfeiture, and amongst whom, on the occasion of 1745, our unhappy father’s interest, with his own, raised a considerable body of men. But they are no longer willing to obey his summons; and, as one apology among others, they allege your absence as their natural head and leader. This has increased his desire to obtain possession of your person, and, if he possibly can, to influence your mind, so as to obtain your authority to his proceedings.’

‘Ah, but,’ replied Lilias, ‘the realities lately have seemed to boost his hopes. The widespread disappointment with the peace—the unpopularity of the minister, which has even reflected on the king himself—the various disturbances that have shaken the city, and a general sense of frustration and discontent that seems to grip the nation, have given unexpected encouragement to the fading hopes of the Jacobites. This has led many, both at the Court of Rome and, if it can be called that, the Pretender’s court, to listen more favorably than before to those who, like my uncle, cling to hope when it is lost to everyone else. I truly believe they are planning some desperate move right now. My uncle has been doing everything he can lately to win the support of those restless communities around the Solway, where our family once held power before the forfeiture, and among whom, during 1745, our unfortunate father’s backing, along with his own, gathered a substantial number of men. But they are no longer willing to answer his call; as one excuse among others, they cite your absence as their natural head and leader. This has intensified his desire to gain control over you, and if possible, to sway your thoughts, so as to secure your approval for his actions.’

‘That he shall never obtain,’ answered Darsie; ‘my principles and my prudence alike forbid such a step. Besides, it would be totally unavailing to his purpose. Whatever these people may pretend, to evade your uncle’s importunities, they cannot, at this time of day, think of subjecting their necks again to the feudal yoke, which was effectually broken by the act of 1748, abolishing vassalage and hereditary jurisdictions.’

‘He will never succeed,’ answered Darsie; ‘both my principles and my caution prevent me from taking such a step. Besides, it wouldn't help his cause at all. No matter how these people may act to avoid your uncle’s pressure, they cannot seriously consider putting themselves back under the feudal system, which was effectively ended by the 1748 act that abolished vassalage and hereditary jurisdictions.’

‘Aye, but that my uncle considers as the act of a usurping government,’ said Lilias.

‘Yeah, but my uncle sees that as the act of a usurping government,’ said Lilias.

‘Like enough he may think so,’ answered her brother, ‘for he is a superior, and loses his authority by, the enactment. But the question is, what the vassals will think of it who have gained their freedom from feudal slavery, and have now enjoyed that freedom for many years? However, to cut the matter short, if five hundred men would rise at the wagging of my finger, that finger shall not be raised in a cause which I disapprove of, and upon that my uncle may reckon.’

‘He probably thinks so,’ her brother replied, ‘because he’s in a position of power and loses his authority with this change. But the real question is, what will the vassals—who have gained their freedom from feudal slavery and have enjoyed it for many years—think about it? Anyway, to get to the point, if five hundred men would follow me at a snap of my fingers, then I won’t raise that finger for a cause I don’t support, and my uncle can count on that.’

‘But you may temporize,’ said Lilias, upon whom the idea of her uncle’s displeasure made evidently a strong impression,—‘you may temporize, as most of the gentry in this country do, and let the bubble burst of itself; for it is singular how few of them venture to oppose my uncle directly. I entreat you to avoid direct collision with him. To hear you, the head of the House of Redgauntlet, declare against the family of Stuart, would either break his heart, or drive him to some act of desperation.’

‘But you could hold off,’ said Lilias, clearly affected by the thought of her uncle’s anger, ‘you could hold off like most of the gentry in this country do, and let things unfold on their own; it’s striking how few of them dare to go against my uncle directly. I urge you to steer clear of a direct confrontation with him. To hear you, the head of the House of Redgauntlet, oppose the Stuart family would either crush him or push him to do something desperate.’

‘Yes, but, Lilias, you forget that the consequences of such an act of complaisance might be, that the House of Redgauntlet and I might lose both our heads at one blow.’

‘Yes, but, Lilias, you forget that the consequences of such an act of kindness might be that the House of Redgauntlet and I could lose our heads in one go.’

‘Alas!’ said she, ‘I had forgotten that danger. I have grown familiar with perilous intrigues, as the nurses in a pest-house are said to become accustomed to the air around them, till they forget even that it is noisome.’

‘Oh no!’ she said, ‘I totally forgot about that danger. I've become so used to risky schemes, just like the nurses in a quarantine house get used to the surrounding air, until they forget it’s even toxic.’

‘And yet,’ said Darsie, ‘if I could free myself from him without coming to an open rupture. Tell me, Lilias, do you think it possible that he can have any immediate attempt in view?’

‘And yet,’ said Darsie, ‘if I could get away from him without causing a big fight. Tell me, Lilias, do you think it’s possible that he might have some immediate plan in mind?’

‘To confess the truth,’ answered Lilias, ‘I cannot doubt that he has. There has been an unusual bustle among the Jacobites of late. They have hopes, as I told you, from circumstances unconnected with their own strength. Just before you came to the country, my uncle’s desire to find you out became, if possible, more eager than ever—he talked of men to be presently brought together, and of your name and influence for raising them. At this very time your first visit to Brokenburn took place. A suspicion arose in my uncle’s mind, that you might be the youth he sought, and it was strengthened by papers and letters which the rascal Nixon did not hesitate to take from your pocket. Yet a mistake might have occasioned a fatal explosion; and my uncle therefore posted to Edinburgh to follow out the clue he had obtained, and fished enough of information from old Mr. Fairford to make him certain that you were the person he sought. Meanwhile, and at the expense of some personal and perhaps too bold exertion, I endeavoured, through your friend young Fairford, to put you on your guard.’

“Honestly,” Lilias replied, “I can’t doubt that he has. There’s been a lot of activity among the Jacobites lately. They have hopes, as I mentioned, based on circumstances unrelated to their own power. Just before you arrived in the area, my uncle became even more eager to find you—he talked about gathering men soon and mentioned your name and influence for rallying them. That’s exactly when you made your first visit to Brokenburn. My uncle started to suspect that you might be the young man he was looking for, and his suspicion grew stronger because of papers and letters that the scoundrel Nixon didn't hesitate to take from your pocket. Still, a mistake could have led to a disastrous situation; so my uncle rushed to Edinburgh to follow up on the clue he had picked up and managed to gather enough information from old Mr. Fairford to be sure that you were the person he was after. Meanwhile, and at the risk of some personal and perhaps overly bold effort, I tried, through your friend young Fairford, to warn you."

‘Without success,’ said Darsie, blushing under his mask when he recollected how he had mistaken his sister’s meaning.

‘Without success,’ said Darsie, blushing under his mask as he remembered how he had misunderstood his sister’s meaning.

‘I do not wonder that my warning was fruitless,’ said she; ‘the thing was doomed to be. Besides, your escape would have been difficult. You were dogged the whole time you were at the Shepherd’s Bush and at Mount Sharon, by a spy who scarcely ever left you.’

‘I’m not surprised my warning didn’t help,’ she said; ‘it was bound to happen. Plus, escaping would have been tough. You were constantly followed while you were at Shepherd’s Bush and Mount Sharon by a spy who barely left your side.’

‘The wretch, little Benjie!’ exclaimed Darsie. ‘I will wring the monkey’s neck round, the first time we meet.’

‘That poor kid, little Benjie!’ exclaimed Darsie. ‘I’ll twist that monkey’s neck the first time we see him.’

‘It was he indeed who gave constant information of your motions to Cristal Nixon,’ said Lilias.

‘It was him for sure who kept Cristal Nixon updated about what you were doing,’ said Lilias.

‘And Cristal Nixon—I owe him, too, a day’s work in harvest,’ said Darsie; ‘for I am mistaken if he was not the person that struck me down when I was made prisoner among the rioters.’

‘And Cristal Nixon—I owe him a day’s work in the harvest,’ said Darsie; ‘because I’m pretty sure he was the one who knocked me down when I got captured by the rioters.’

‘Like enough; for he has a head and hand for any villany. My uncle was very angry about it; for though the riot was made to have an opportunity of carrying you off in the confusion, as well as to put the fishermen at variance with the public law, it would have been his last thought to have injured a hair of your head. But Nixon has insinuated himself into all my uncle’s secrets, and some of these are so dark and dangerous, that though there are few things he would not dare, I doubt if he dare quarrel with him. And yet I know that of Cristal would move my uncle to pass his sword through his body.’

‘Probably; he’s capable of any kind of wrongdoing. My uncle was really upset about it; because even though the riot was staged to create a chance to kidnap you in the chaos and to sow discord among the fishermen and the law, he would never want to harm you in any way. But Nixon has wormed his way into all my uncle’s secrets, and some of them are so dark and dangerous that even though there’s not much he wouldn’t challenge, I’m not sure he’d dare confront him. Still, I know that Cristal would provoke my uncle enough to make him want to run him through with his sword.’

‘What is it, for Heaven’s sake?’, said Darsie. ‘I have a particular desire for wishing to know.’

‘What is it, for Heaven’s sake?’ said Darsie. ‘I really want to know.’

‘The old, brutal desperado, whose face and mind are a libel upon human nature, has had the insolence to speak to his master’s niece as one whom he was at liberty to admire; and when I turned on him with the anger and contempt he merited, the wretch grumbled out something, as if he held the destiny of our family in his hand.’

‘The old, ruthless outlaw, whose face and mind are a disgrace to humanity, had the audacity to speak to his master’s niece as if he was free to admire her; and when I confronted him with the anger and disdain he deserved, the scoundrel muttered something, as if he believed he controlled the fate of our family.’

‘I thank you, Lilias,’ said Darsie, eagerly,—‘I thank you with all my heart for this communication. I have blamed myself as a Christian man for the indescribable longing I felt from the first moment I saw that rascal, to send a bullet through his head; and now you have perfectly accounted for and justified this very laudable wish. I wonder my uncle, with the powerful sense you describe him to be possessed of, does not see through such a villain.’

‘I thank you, Lilias,’ Darsie said eagerly. ‘I’m grateful with all my heart for this information. I’ve felt guilty as a Christian man for the intense desire I felt from the moment I saw that scoundrel, to shoot him. Now you’ve totally explained and justified this very reasonable wish. I’m surprised my uncle, with the strong sense you say he has, doesn’t see through such a villain.’

‘I believe he knows him to be capable of much evil,’ answered Lilias—‘selfish, obdurate, brutal, and a man-hater. But then he conceives him to possess the qualities most requisite for a conspirator—undaunted courage, imperturbable coolness and address, and inviolable fidelity. In the last particular he may be mistaken. I have heard Nixon blamed for the manner in which our poor father was taken after Culloden.’

‘I think he knows he can do a lot of bad things,’ Lilias replied. ‘He’s selfish, stubborn, brutal, and hates people. But he also thinks he has the qualities essential for a conspirator—fearless bravery, calmness under pressure, and unwavering loyalty. He might be wrong about that last one. I’ve heard Nixon criticized for how our poor father was captured after Culloden.’

‘Another reason for my innate aversion,’ said Darsie, but I will be on my guard with him.’

‘Another reason for my natural dislike,’ said Darsie, ‘but I’ll be careful around him.’

‘See, he observes us closely,’ said Lilias. ‘What a thing is conscience! He knows we are now speaking of him, though he cannot have heard a word that we have said.’

‘Look, he’s watching us closely,’ said Lilias. ‘What an incredible thing conscience is! He knows we're talking about him, even though he hasn't heard a single word we've said.’

It seemed as if she had guessed truly; for Cristal Nixon at that moment rode up to them, and said, with an affectation of jocularity, which sat very ill on his sullen features, ‘Come, young ladies, you have had time enough for your chat this morning, and your tongues, I think, must be tired. We are going to pass a village, and I must beg you to separate—you, Miss Lilias, to ride a little behind—and you, Mrs., or Miss, or Master, whichever you choose to be called, to be jogging a little before.’

It looked like she was spot on; because at that moment, Cristal Nixon rode up to them and said, trying to sound playful, which didn’t suit his moody face at all, “Come on, ladies, you’ve had plenty of time for your conversation this morning, and I bet your mouths are tired. We’re about to pass through a village, and I need to ask you to split up—you, Miss Lilias, can ride a bit behind—and you, Mrs., Miss, or Master, whatever you prefer to be called, should move ahead a little.”

Lilias checked her horse without speaking, but not until she had given her brother an expressive look, recommending caution; to which he replied by a signal indicating that he understood and would comply with her request.

Lilias stopped her horse without saying anything, but only after giving her brother a meaningful glance, suggesting he should be careful; he responded with a nod that showed he understood and would follow her advice.





CHAPTER XIX

NARRATTVE OF DARSIE LATIMER, CONTINUED

Left to his solitary meditations, Darsie (for we will still term Sir Arthur Darsie Redgauntlet of that Ilk by the name to which the reader is habituated) was surprised not only at the alteration of his own state and condition, but at the equanimity with which he felt himself disposed to view all these vicissitudes.

Left to his own thoughts, Darsie (since we’ll keep calling Sir Arthur Darsie Redgauntlet of that Ilk by the name you're used to) was surprised not only by the changes in his situation but also by the calm way he found himself handling all these ups and downs.

His fever—fit of love had departed like a morning’s dream, and left nothing behind but a painful sense of shame, and a resolution to be more cautious ere he again indulged in such romantic visions. His station in society was changed from that of a wandering, unowned youth, in whom none appeared to take an interest excepting the strangers by whom he had been educated, to the heir of a noble house, possessed of such influence and such property, that it seemed as if the progress or arrest of important political events were likely to depend upon his resolution. Even this sudden elevation, the more than fulfilment of those wishes which had haunted him ever since he was able to form a wish on the subject, was contemplated by Darsie, volatile as his disposition was, without more than a few thrills of gratified vanity.

His fever—fit of love had faded away like a morning dream, leaving behind nothing but a painful sense of shame and a determination to be more careful before he indulged in such romantic fantasies again. His position in society had shifted from that of a wandering, unrecognized youth, who seemed to attract interest only from the strangers who had educated him, to the heir of a noble house, holding enough influence and wealth that it felt like the course of significant political events might depend on his choices. Even this sudden rise, the realization of those desires that had haunted him since he could first wish for something, was regarded by Darsie, despite his impulsive nature, with only a few fleeting moments of satisfied vanity.

It is true, there were circumstances in his present situation to counterbalance such high advantages. To be a prisoner in the hands of a man so determined as his uncle, was no agreeable consideration, when he was calculating how he might best dispute his pleasure and refuse to join him in the perilous enterprise which he seemed to meditate. Outlawed and desperate himself, Darsie could not doubt that his uncle was surrounded by men capable of anything—that he was restrained by no personal considerations—and therefore what degree of compulsion he might apply to his brother’s son, or in what manner he might feel at liberty to punish his contumacy, should he disavow the Jacobite cause, must depend entirely upon the limits of his own conscience; and who was to answer for the conscience of a heated enthusiast who considers opposition to the party he has espoused, as treason to the welfare of his country? After a short interval, Cristal Nixon was pleased to throw some light upon the subject which agitated him.

It's true that there were factors in his current situation that balanced out those significant advantages. Being a prisoner in the hands of a man as determined as his uncle was not a comforting thought, especially when he was trying to figure out how to resist him and refuse to join him in the risky venture he seemed to be planning. Outlawed and desperate himself, Darsie had no doubt that his uncle was surrounded by men who would do anything and was held back by no personal concerns. So, the level of pressure his uncle might apply to his nephew, or how he might feel entitled to punish him for resisting the Jacobite cause, would depend entirely on his own conscience; and who could be accountable for the conscience of a passionate fanatic who views opposition to his chosen cause as betrayal to the well-being of his country? After a brief pause, Cristal Nixon was happy to shed some light on the matter that troubled him.

When that grim satellite rode up without ceremony close to Darsie’s side, the latter felt his very flesh creep with abhorrence, so little was he able to endure his presence, since the story of Lilias had added to his instinctive hatred of the man.

When that dark figure approached Darsie without any warning, Darsie felt a deep sense of disgust coursing through him; he could barely stand to be near him, especially since the story of Lilias had intensified his natural dislike for the man.

His voice, too, sounded like that of a screech-owl, as he said, ‘So, my young cock of the north, you now know it all, and no doubt are blessing your uncle for stirring you up to such an honourable action.’

His voice also sounded like a screech owl as he said, ‘So, my young rooster from the north, you now know everything, and I’m sure you’re thanking your uncle for encouraging you to take such an honorable step.’

‘I will acquaint my uncle with my sentiments on the subject, before I make them known to any one else,’ said Darsie, scarcely prevailing on his tongue to utter even these few words in a civil manner.

‘I will let my uncle know how I feel about this before I tell anyone else,’ said Darsie, struggling to keep his tone polite while saying these few words.

‘Umph,’ murmured Cristal betwixt his teeth. ‘Close as wax, I see; and perhaps not quite so pliable. But take care, my pretty youth,’ he added, scornfully; ‘Hugh Redgauntlet will prove a rough colt-breaker—he will neither spare whipcord nor spur-rowel, I promise you.’

‘Umph,’ murmured Cristal between his teeth. ‘As tight as wax, I see; and maybe not quite as flexible. But be careful, my handsome young man,’ he added with contempt; ‘Hugh Redgauntlet will be a tough trainer—he won’t hold back on the whip or the spurs, I promise you.’

‘I have already said, Mr. Nixon, answered Darsie, ‘that I will canvass those matters of which my sister has informed me, with my uncle himself, and with no other person.’

‘I’ve already mentioned, Mr. Nixon,’ Darsie replied, ‘that I will discuss those matters my sister informed me about, with my uncle himself, and no one else.’

‘Nay, but a word of friendly advice would do you no harm, young master,’ replied Nixon. ‘Old Redgauntlet is apter at a blow than a word—likely to bite before he barks—the true man for giving Scarborough warning, first knock you down, then bid you stand. So, methinks, a little kind warning as to consequences were not amiss, lest they come upon you unawares.’

‘No, but a word of friendly advice wouldn’t hurt you, young master,’ replied Nixon. ‘Old Redgauntlet is quicker to throw a punch than to speak—he's more likely to attack before he growls—the real guy to give Scarborough a heads-up, first knock you down, then tell you to get up. So, I think a little friendly warning about the consequences would be wise, so they don't catch you off guard.’

‘If the warning is really kind, Mr. Nixon,’ said the young man, ‘I will hear it thankfully; and indeed, if otherwise, I must listen to it whether I will or no, since I have at present no choice of company or of conversation.’

‘If the warning is genuinely kind, Mr. Nixon,’ said the young man, ‘I’ll appreciate it; and to be honest, if it’s not, I have to listen to it whether I want to or not, since right now I don’t have a choice of company or conversation.’

‘Nay, I have but little to say,’ said Nixon, affecting to give to his sullen and dogged manner the appearance of an honest bluntness; ‘I am as little apt to throw away words as any one. But here is the question—Will you join heart and hand with your uncle, or no?’

‘No, I don’t have much to say,’ Nixon said, trying to make his gloomy and stubborn attitude seem like honest straightforwardness. ‘I’m not one to waste words any more than anyone else. But here’s the question—Will you stand by your uncle or not?’

‘What if I should say Aye?’ said Darsie, determined, if possible, to conceal his resolution from this man.

‘What if I say yes?’ Darsie said, trying, if he could, to hide his determination from this man.

‘Why, then,’ said Nixon, somewhat surprised at the readiness of his answer, ‘all will go smooth, of course—you will take share in this noble undertaking, and, when it succeeds, you will exchange your open helmet for an earl’s coronet perhaps.’

‘So, then,’ said Nixon, a bit surprised by how quickly he answered, ‘everything will go smoothly, of course—you'll be part of this great endeavor, and when it succeeds, you might trade your open helmet for an earl’s coronet.’

‘And how if it fails?’ said Darsie.

‘What if it doesn’t work?’ said Darsie.

‘Thereafter as it may be,’ said Nixon; ‘they who play at bowls must meet with rubbers.’

‘Well, it is what it is,’ said Nixon; ‘those who play bowling have to deal with bumps along the way.’

‘Well, but suppose, then, I have some foolish tenderness for my windpipe, and that when my uncle proposes the adventure to me I should say No—how then, Mr. Nixon?’

'Well, what if I have some silly attachment to my throat, and when my uncle suggests the adventure to me, I say No—then what, Mr. Nixon?'

‘Why, then, I would have you look to yourself, young master. There are sharp laws in France against refractory pupils—LETTRES DE CACHET are easily come by when such men as we are concerned with interest themselves in the matter.’

‘Why, then, I want you to pay attention to yourself, young man. There are strict laws in France against troublesome students—LETTRES DE CACHET can be easily obtained when people like us take an interest in the situation.’

‘But we are not in France,’ said poor Darsie, through whose blood ran a cold shivering at the idea of a French prison.

‘But we’re not in France,’ said poor Darsie, feeling a cold shiver run through him at the thought of a French prison.

‘A fast-sailing lugger will soon bring you there though, snug stowed under hatches, like a cask of moonlight.’

‘A fast-sailing boat will get you there soon, safely tucked away under the hatches, like a barrel of moonlight.’

‘But the French are at peace with us,’ said Darsie, ‘and would not dare’—

‘But the French are at peace with us,’ Darsie said, ‘and wouldn’t dare’—

‘Why, who would ever hear of you?’ interrupted Nixon; ‘do you imagine that a foreign court would call you up for judgement, and put the sentence of imprisonment in the COURRIER DE L’EUROPE, as they do at the Old Bailey? No, no, young gentleman—the gates of the Bastille, and of Mont Saint Michel, and the Castle of Vincennes, move on d—d easy hinges when they let folk in—not the least jar is heard. There are cool cells there for hot heads—as calm, and quiet, and dark, as you could wish in Bedlam—and the dismissal comes when the carpenter brings the prisoner’s coffin, and not sooner.’

‘Why, who would ever hear about you?’ interrupted Nixon. ‘Do you really think a foreign court would call you up for judgment and publish the sentence of imprisonment in the COURRIER DE L’EUROPE like they do at the Old Bailey? No, no, young man—the gates of the Bastille, Mont Saint Michel, and the Castle of Vincennes swing open without a sound when they let people in. Not a single creak is heard. There are cool cells for hotheads—calm, quiet, and dark, just as you’d find in Bedlam—and you only get dismissed when the carpenter brings the prisoner’s coffin, and not before.’

‘Well, Mr. Nixon,’ said Darsie, affecting a cheerfulness which he was far from feeling, ‘mine is a hard case—a sort of hanging choice, you will allow—since I must either offend our own government here and run the risk of my life for doing so, or be doomed to the dungeons of another country, whose laws I have never offended since I have never trod its soil—Tell me what you would do if you were in my place.

‘Well, Mr. Nixon,’ said Darsie, trying to sound cheerful despite feeling anything but, ‘I’m in a tough spot—a real dilemma, you must agree—because I either have to offend our own government here and risk my life for it, or end up in the dungeons of another country, whose laws I’ve never broken since I’ve never set foot on its soil. Tell me what you would do if you were in my shoes.

‘I’ll tell you that when I am there,’ said Nixon, and, checking his horse, fell back to the rear of the little party.

‘I’ll let you know when I’m there,’ said Nixon, and, pulling back his horse, moved to the back of the small group.

‘It is evident,’ thought the young man, ‘that the villain believes me completely noosed, and perhaps has the ineffable impudence to suppose that my sister must eventually succeed to the possessions which have occasioned my loss of freedom, and that his own influence over the destinies of our unhappy family may secure him possession of the heiress; but he shall perish by my hand first!—I must now be on the alert to make my escape, if possible, before I am forced on shipboard. Blind Willie will not, I think, desert me without an effort on my behalf, especially if he has learned that I am the son of his late unhappy patron. What a change is mine! Whilst I possessed neither rank nor fortune, I lived safely and unknown, under the protection of the kind and respectable friends whose hearts Heaven had moved towards me. Now that I am the head of an honourable house, and that enterprises of the most daring character await my decision, and retainers and vassals seem ready to rise at my beck, my safety consists chiefly in the attachment of a blind stroller!’

‘It’s clear,’ thought the young man, ‘that the villain thinks I’m completely trapped, and maybe he has the audacity to believe that my sister will eventually inherit the possessions that led to my loss of freedom, and that his influence over the fate of our unfortunate family might secure him the heiress; but he will meet his end by my hand first!—I need to stay alert to make my escape, if possible, before I’m forced onto a ship. I don’t think Blind Willie will abandon me without trying to help, especially if he knows I’m the son of his late, unfortunate patron. What a change I’ve undergone! When I had neither rank nor wealth, I lived safely and unnoticed, under the protection of the kind and respectable friends whose hearts Heaven had turned towards me. Now that I’m the head of an honorable house, and daring ventures await my decision, with retainers and vassals ready to respond to my call, my safety relies mainly on the loyalty of a blind wanderer!’

While he was revolving these things in his mind, and preparing himself for the interview with his uncle which could not but be a stormy one, he saw Hugh Redgauntlet come riding slowly back to meet them without any attendants. Cristal Nixon rode up as he approached, and, as they met, fixed on him a look of inquiry.

While he was thinking about these things and getting ready for the conversation with his uncle, which was bound to be intense, he saw Hugh Redgauntlet slowly riding back to meet them alone. Cristal Nixon rode up as he approached, and when they met, he gave him a questioning look.

‘The fool, Crackenthorp,’ said Redgauntlet, has let strangers into his house. Some of his smuggling comrades, I believe; we must ride slowly to give him time to send them packing.’

‘The fool, Crackenthorp,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘has let strangers into his house. Some of his smuggling buddies, I think; we should ride slowly to give him time to send them away.’

‘Did you see any of your friends?’ said Cristal.

‘Did you see any of your friends?’ Cristal asked.

‘Three, and have letters from many more. They are unanimous on the subject you wot of—and the point must be conceded to them, or, far as the matter has gone, it will go no further.’

‘Three, and have letters from many more. They all agree on the topic you know about—and it has to be acknowledged, or as far as this matter has progressed, it will not move any further.’

‘You will hardly bring the father to stoop to his flock,’ said Cristal, with a sneer.

‘You’ll hardly get the father to bow down to his flock,’ said Cristal, with a sneer.

‘He must and shall!’ answered Redgauntlet, briefly. ‘Go to the front, Cristal—I would speak with my nephew. I trust, Sir Arthur Redgauntlet, you are satisfied with the manner in which I have discharged my duty to your sister?’

‘He must and will!’ replied Redgauntlet, shortly. ‘Go to the front, Cristal—I need to talk to my nephew. I hope, Sir Arthur Redgauntlet, that you are pleased with how I’ve fulfilled my responsibility to your sister?’

‘There can be no fault found to her manners or sentiments,’ answered Darsie; ‘I am happy in knowing a relative so amiable.’

‘There’s nothing wrong with her manners or opinions,’ Darsie replied; ‘I’m glad to know a relative who’s so nice.’

‘I am glad of it,’ answered Mr. Redgauntlet. ‘I am no nice judge of women’s qualifications, and my life has been dedicated to one great object; so that since she left France she has had but little opportunity of improvement. I have subjected her, however, as little as possible to the inconveniences and privations of my wandering and dangerous life. From time to time she has resided for weeks and months with families of honour and respectability, and I am glad that she has, in, your opinion, the manners and behaviour which become her birth.’

“I’m glad to hear that,” said Mr. Redgauntlet. “I’m not really good at judging women’s qualities, and my life has focused on one main goal; since she left France, she hasn’t had much chance to improve. I’ve tried to limit the inconveniences and hardships of my roaming and perilous life as much as possible for her. From time to time, she has stayed for weeks and months with families of good reputation, and I’m pleased that you think she has the manners and behavior befitting her background.”

Darsie expressed himself perfectly satisfied, and there was a little pause, which Redgauntlet broke by solemnly addressing his nephew.

Darsie said he was completely satisfied, and there was a brief pause, which Redgauntlet broke by seriously speaking to his nephew.

‘For you, my nephew, I also hoped to have done much. The weakness and timidity of your mother sequestered you from my care, or it would have been my pride and happiness to have trained up the son of my unhappy brother in those paths of honour in which our ancestors have always trod.’

‘For you, my nephew, I really wanted to do a lot. Your mother’s weakness and shyness kept you away from my care, or else it would have been my pride and joy to raise the son of my unfortunate brother in the honorable ways our ancestors have always followed.’

‘Now comes the storm,’ thought Darsie to himself, and began to collect his thoughts, as the cautious master of a vessel furls his sails and makes his ship snug when he discerns the approaching squall.

‘Now the storm is here,’ Darsie thought to himself, and he started to gather his thoughts, like a careful ship captain who rolls up his sails and secures his ship when he sees a storm coming.

‘My mother’s conduct in respect to me might be misjudged,’ he said, ‘but it was founded on the most anxious affection.’

‘My mother’s behavior towards me might be misunderstood,’ he said, ‘but it was based on the deepest care.’

‘Assuredly,’ said his uncle, ‘and I have no wish to reflect on her memory, though her mistrust has done so much injury, I will not say to me, but to the cause of my unhappy country. Her scheme was, I think, to have made you that wretched pettifogging being, which they still continue to call in derision by the once respectable name of a Scottish Advocate; one of those mongrel things that must creep to learn the ultimate decision of his causes to the bar of a foreign court, instead of pleading before the independent and august Parliament of his own native kingdom.’

“Absolutely,” said his uncle, “and I have no intention of speaking poorly of her, although her distrust has caused so much harm, not just to me, but to the cause of my unfortunate country. I believe her plan was to turn you into that miserable, petty figure they still mockingly refer to by the once-respected title of a Scottish Advocate; one of those hybrid creatures who has to crawl to find out the final decision of his cases from a foreign court, instead of arguing before the independent and esteemed Parliament of his own homeland.”

‘I did prosecute the study of law for a year or two, said Darsie, ‘but I found I had neither taste nor talents for the science.’

‘I did pursue the study of law for a year or two,’ said Darsie, ‘but I realized I had neither the interest nor the skills for it.’

‘And left it with scorn, doubtless,’ said Mr. Redgauntlet. ‘Well, I now hold up to you, my dearest nephew, a more worthy object of ambition. Look eastward—do you see a monument standing on yonder plain, near a hamlet?’

‘And left it with scorn, of course,’ said Mr. Redgauntlet. ‘Well, I now present to you, my dearest nephew, a more worthy goal to aspire to. Look east—do you see a monument standing on that plain near a village?’

Darsie replied that he did,

Darsie said he did,

‘The hamlet is called Burgh-upon-Sands, and yonder monument is erected to the memory of the tyrant Edward I. The just hand of Providence overtook him on that spot, as he was leading his bands to complete the subjugation of Scotland whose civil dissensions began under his accursed policy. The glorious career of Bruce might have been stopped in its outset; the field of Bannockburn might have remained a bloodless turf, if God had not removed, in the very crisis, the crafty and bold tyrant who had so long been Scotland’s scourge. Edward’s grave is the cradle of our national freedom. It is within sight of that great landmark of our liberty that I have to propose to you an undertaking, second in honour and importance to none since the immortal Bruce stabbed the Red Comyn, and grasped with his yet bloody hand the independent crown of Scotland.’

‘The village is called Burgh-upon-Sands, and that monument over there is dedicated to the memory of the tyrant Edward I. Providence’s just hand caught up with him right on that spot, as he was leading his forces to finish the conquest of Scotland, whose internal conflicts started under his cursed policies. The glorious journey of Bruce could have been halted at the beginning; the field of Bannockburn might have remained untouched by blood, if God hadn’t removed, at that very moment, the cunning and bold tyrant who had long been Scotland’s tormentor. Edward’s grave is the birthplace of our national freedom. It’s within sight of that great symbol of our liberty that I have to propose an undertaking that ranks second in honor and importance to none since the immortal Bruce stabbed the Red Comyn and took with his still bloody hand the independent crown of Scotland.’

He paused for an answer; but Darsie, overawed by the energy of his manner, and unwilling to commit himself by a hasty explanation, remained silent.

He paused for a response, but Darsie, intimidated by his intense demeanor and hesitant to rush into an explanation, stayed quiet.

‘I will not suppose,’ said Hugh Redgauntlet, after a pause, that you are either so dull as not to comprehend the import of my words—or so dastardly as to be dismayed by my proposal—or so utterly degenerate from the blood and sentiments of your ancestors, as not to feel my summons as the horse hears the war-trumpet.’

‘I won’t assume,’ said Hugh Redgauntlet, after a pause, ‘that you are either too slow to understand the meaning of my words—or too cowardly to be intimidated by my proposal—or so completely disconnected from the bravery and feelings of your ancestors that you don’t respond to my call like a horse responds to the sound of a war trumpet.’

‘I will not pretend to misunderstand you, sir,’ said Darsie; ‘but an enterprise directed against a dynasty now established for three reigns requires strong arguments, both in point of justice and of expediency, to recommend it to men of conscience and prudence.’

‘I won’t pretend to misunderstand you, sir,’ Darsie said. ‘But a venture aimed at a dynasty that has been established for three reigns needs strong reasoning, both in terms of justice and practicality, to persuade people of integrity and good judgment.’

‘I will not,’ said Redgauntlet, while his eyes sparkled with anger,—‘I will not hear you speak a word against the justice of that enterprise, for which your oppressed country calls with the voice of a parent, entreating her children for aid—or against that noble revenge which your father’s blood demands from his dishonoured grave. His skull is yet standing over the Rikargate, [The northern gate of Carlisle was long garnished with the heads of the Scottish rebels executed in 1746.] and even its bleak and mouldered jaws command you to be a man. I ask you, in the name of God and of your country, will you draw your sword and go with me to Carlisle, were it but to lay your father’s head, now the perch of the obscene owl and carrion crow and the scoff of every ribald clown, in consecrated earth as befits his long ancestry?’

"I won't," Redgauntlet said, his eyes flashing with anger. "I won't let you say a word against the justice of that cause, for which your oppressed country cries out like a parent begging for help from her children—or against the noble revenge that your father's blood demands from his dishonored grave. His skull still hangs over the Rikargate, and even its bleak and decayed remains urge you to be a man. I ask you, in the name of God and your country, will you draw your sword and come with me to Carlisle, even if it's just to lay your father's head, now a perch for the filthy owl and vulture and the mockery of every foolish clown, in sacred ground where it belongs, given his long lineage?"

Darsie, unprepared to answer an appeal urged with so much passion, and not doubting a direct refusal would cost him his liberty or life, was again silent.

Darsie, caught off guard by such a passionate plea, knowing that a flat-out rejection could cost him his freedom or even his life, remained silent once more.

‘I see,’ said his uncle, in a more composed tone, ‘that it is not deficiency of spirit, but the grovelling habits of a confined education, among the poor-spirited class you were condemned to herd with, that keeps you silent. You scarce yet believe yourself a Redgauntlet; your pulse has not yet learned the genuine throb that answers to the summons of honour and of patriotism.’

‘I see,’ said his uncle, in a calmer tone, ‘that it’s not a lack of spirit, but the submissive mindset from a limited education, among the weak-minded people you were forced to associate with, that keeps you quiet. You hardly believe you’re a Redgauntlet; your pulse hasn’t yet felt the true beat that responds to the call of honor and patriotism.’

‘I trust,’ replied Darsie, at last, ‘that I shall never be found indifferent to the call of either; but to answer them with effect—even were I convinced that they now sounded in my ear—I must see some reasonable hope of success in the desperate enterprise in which you would involve me. I look around me, and I see a settled government—an established authority—a born Briton on the throne—the very Highland mountaineers, upon whom alone the trust of the exiled family reposed, assembled into regiments which act under the orders of the existing dynasty. [The Highland regiments were first employed by the celebrated Earl of Chatham, who assumed to himself no small degree of praise for having called forth to the support of the country and the government, the valour which had been too often directed against both.] France has been utterly dismayed by the tremendous lessons of the last war, and will hardly provoke another. All without and within the kingdom is adverse to encountering a hopeless struggle, and you alone, sir, seem willing to undertake a desperate enterprise.’

"I hope," Darsie finally replied, "that I'll never be indifferent to the call of either side; however, to truly respond to them— even if I believed they were calling to me now—I need to see some reasonable hope of success in the risky venture you're asking me to join. I look around and see a stable government—an established authority—a native Brit on the throne— and the very Highland mountaineers, who were the only ones the exiled family could rely on, are now organized into regiments serving the current dynasty. [The Highland regiments were first used by the famous Earl of Chatham, who took quite a bit of credit for bringing forth their bravery to support the country and government, which had often been aimed against both.] France has been completely shaken by the harsh lessons of the last war and is unlikely to provoke another. Everything inside and outside the kingdom is against starting a pointless fight, and you alone, sir, seem willing to take on a desperate endeavor."

‘And would undertake it were it ten times more desperate; and have agitated it when ten times the obstacles were interposed. Have I forgot my brother’s blood? Can I—dare I even now repeat the Pater Noster, since my enemies and the murderers remain unforgiven? Is there an art I have not practised—a privation to which I have not submitted, to bring on the crisis, which I now behold arrived? Have I not been a vowed and a devoted man, forgoing every comfort of social life, renouncing even the exercise of devotion unless when I might name in prayer my prince and country, submitting to everything to make converts to this noble cause? Have I done all this, and shall I now stop short?’ Darsie was about to interrupt him, but he pressed his hand affectionately upon his shoulder, and enjoining, or rather imploring, silence, ‘Peace,’ he said, ‘heir of my ancestors’ fame—heir of all my hopes and wishes. Peace, son of my slaughtered brother! I have sought for thee, and mourned for thee, as a mother for an only child. Do not let me again lose you in the moment when you are restored to my hopes. Believe me, I distrust so much my own impatient temper, that I entreat you, as the dearest boon, do naught to awaken it at this crisis.’

‘And I would take it on even if it were ten times more desperate; and I’ve tackled it even when ten times the obstacles were in the way. Have I forgotten my brother’s blood? Can I—dare I even now say the Lord’s Prayer, since my enemies and the murderers remain unforgiven? Is there any skill I haven’t tried—a sacrifice I haven’t made, to bring about the moment I now see has arrived? Have I not been a committed man, giving up all comfort of social life, even the act of prayer unless I could name my prince and country in it, enduring everything to make converts to this noble cause? Have I done all this, and will I now stop short?’ Darsie was about to interrupt him, but he gently placed his hand on his shoulder and, urging, or rather begging, for silence, said, ‘Calm down, heir of my ancestors’ legacy—heir of all my hopes and dreams. Calm down, son of my slain brother! I have searched for you and mourned for you, like a mother for her only child. Don’t let me lose you again at the moment when you’re back in my hopes. Believe me, I doubt my own impatient nature so much that I beg you, as the greatest gift, do nothing to stir it at this critical moment.’

Darsie was not sorry to reply that his respect for the person of his relation would induce him to listen to all which he had to apprise him of, before he formed any definite resolution upon the weighty subjects of deliberation which he proposed to him.

Darsie was not sorry to say that his respect for his relative would lead him to hear everything he had to share before making any firm decision on the important issues he intended to discuss.

‘Deliberation!’ repeated Redgauntlet, impatiently; ‘and yet it is not ill said. I wish there had been more warmth in thy reply, Arthur; but I must recollect, were an eagle bred in a falcon’s mew and hooded like a reclaimed hawk, he could not at first gaze steadily on the sun. Listen to me, my dearest Arthur. The state of this nation no more implies prosperity, than the florid colour of a feverish patient is a symptom of health. All is false and hollow. The apparent success of Chatham’s administration has plunged the country deeper in debt than all the barren acres of Canada are worth, were they as fertile as Yorkshire—the dazzling lustre of the victories of Minden and Quebec have been dimmed by the disgrace of the hasty peace—by the war, England, at immense expense, gained nothing but honour, and that she has gratuitously resigned. Many eyes, formerly cold and indifferent, are now looking towards the line of our ancient and rightful monarchs, as the only refuge in the approaching storm—the rich are alarmed—the nobles are disgusted—the populace are inflamed—and a band of patriots, whose measures are more safe than their numbers are few, have resolved to set up King Charles’s standard.’

‘Deliberation!’ repeated Redgauntlet, impatiently; ‘and yet it’s not a bad point. I wish you’d responded with more passion, Arthur; but I have to remember that even an eagle raised among falcons and masked like a trained hawk can’t stare at the sun right away. Listen to me, my dearest Arthur. The state of this nation doesn’t indicate prosperity any more than the flushed cheeks of a feverish patient show health. Everything is false and empty. The apparent success of Chatham’s administration has pushed the country deeper into debt than all the barren land in Canada would be worth, even if it were as fertile as Yorkshire—the glorious shine of the victories at Minden and Quebec has been overshadowed by the disgrace of the rushed peace—through the war, England gained nothing but honor, which she has willingly given up. Many eyes that were once cold and indifferent are now turned towards the line of our ancient and rightful monarchs as the only safe haven in the coming storm—the rich are alarmed—the nobles are discontented—the populace is inflamed—and a group of patriots, whose plans are safer than their numbers are small, have decided to raise King Charles’s standard.’

‘But the military,’ said Darsie—‘how can you, with a body of unarmed and disorderly insurgents, propose to encounter a regular army. The Highlanders are now totally disarmed.’

‘But the military,’ said Darsie—‘how can you expect to face a regular army with a group of unarmed and chaotic insurgents? The Highlanders are completely disarmed now.’

‘In a great measure, perhaps,’ answered Redgauntlet; ‘but the policy which raised the Highland regiments has provided for that. We have already friends in these corps; nor can we doubt for a moment what their conduct will be when the white cockade is once more mounted. The rest of the standing army has been greatly reduced since the peace; and we reckon confidently on our standard being joined by thousands of the disbanded troops.’

‘In a large part, maybe,’ replied Redgauntlet; ‘but the strategy that formed the Highland regiments has taken care of that. We already have allies in these units; and we have no doubt about how they'll act when the white cockade is displayed again. The rest of the standing army has been significantly cut down since the peace; and we are optimistic that our banner will be joined by thousands of the disbanded soldiers.’

‘Alas!’ said Darsie, ‘and is it upon such vague hopes as these, the inconstant humour of a crowd or of a disbanded soldiery, that men of honour are invited to risk their families, their property, their life?’

‘Alas!’ said Darsie, ‘is it really on such uncertain hopes as these, the unpredictable mood of a crowd or a group of soldiers who have disbanded, that honorable men are being asked to risk their families, their property, and their lives?’

‘Men of honour, boy,’ said Redgauntlet, his eyes glancing with impatience, ‘set life, property, family, and all at stake, when that honour commands it! We are not now weaker than when seven men, landing in the wilds of Moidart, shook the throne of the usurper till it tottered—won two pitched fields, besides overrunning one kingdom and the half of another, and, but for treachery, would have achieved what their venturous successors are now to attempt in their turn.’

“Men of honor, kid,” said Redgauntlet, his eyes flashing with impatience, “risk everything—life, property, family—when that honor calls for it! We’re not any weaker now than we were when seven men landed in the wilds of Moidart and shook the usurper’s throne until it wobbled. They won two major battles, not to mention taking over one kingdom and part of another, and if it hadn't been for betrayal, they would have accomplished what the bold successors are now trying to achieve.”

‘And will such an attempt be made in serious earnest?’ said Darsie. ‘Excuse me, my uncle, if I can scarce believe a fact so extraordinary. Will there really be found men of rank and consequence sufficient to renew the adventure of 1745?’

‘And will such an attempt really be made?’ Darsie asked. ‘I apologize, my uncle, but it’s hard for me to believe something so extraordinary. Will there actually be people of status and importance willing to revive the adventure of 1745?’

‘I will not give you my confidence by halves, Sir Arthur,’ replied his uncle—‘Look at that scroll—what say you to these names?—Are they not the flower of the western shires—of Wales of Scotland?’

‘I won’t share my trust with you partially, Sir Arthur,’ replied his uncle. ‘Look at that scroll—what do you think of these names? Aren’t they the best from the western counties—of Wales and Scotland?’

‘The paper contains indeed the names of many that are great and noble,’ replied Darsie, after perusing it; ‘but’—

‘The paper really includes the names of many prominent and illustrious people,’ replied Darsie, after reading it; ‘but’—

‘But what?’ asked his uncle, impatiently; ‘do you doubt the ability of those nobles and gentlemen to furnish the aid in men and money at which they are rated?’

‘But what?’ asked his uncle, impatiently. ‘Do you doubt that those nobles and gentlemen can provide the support in men and money that they’re expected to?’

‘Not their ability certainly,’ said Darsie, ‘for of that I am no competent judge; but I see in this scroll the name of Sir Arthur Darsie Redgauntlet of that Ilk, rated at a hundred men and upwards—I certainly am ignorant how he is to redeem that pledge.’

‘It's definitely not their ability,’ Darsie said, ‘because I can't judge that. But I see in this scroll the name of Sir Arthur Darsie Redgauntlet of that Ilk, listed as having a hundred men or more—I really have no idea how he plans to fulfill that promise.’

‘I will be responsible for the men,’ replied Hugh Redgauntlet.

‘I will take care of the men,’ replied Hugh Redgauntlet.

‘But, my dear uncle,’ added Darsie, ‘I hope for your sake that the other individuals whose names are here written, have had more acquaintance with your plan than I have been indulged with.’

‘But, my dear uncle,’ Darsie added, ‘I hope for your sake that the other people whose names are written here are more familiar with your plan than I have been allowed to be.’

‘For thee and thine I can be myself responsible,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘for if thou hast not the courage to head the force of thy house, the leading shall pass to other hands, and thy inheritance shall depart from thee like vigour and verdure from a rotten branch. For these honourable persons, a slight condition there is which they annex to their friendship—something so trifling that it is scarce worthy of mention. This boon granted to them by him who is most interested, there is no question they will take the field in the manner there stated.’

‘For you and yours, I can take responsibility,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘because if you don’t have the courage to lead your family’s forces, the leadership will pass to others, and your inheritance will slip away from you like life and color from a decayed branch. For these honorable people, there’s a small condition tied to their friendship—something so minor that it’s hardly worth mentioning. If this favor is granted to them by the one most concerned, there’s no doubt they will take to the field as stated.’

Again Darsie perused the paper, and felt himself still less inclined to believe that so many men of family and fortune were likely to embark in an enterprise so fatal. It seemed as if some rash plotter had put down at a venture the names of all whom common report tainted with Jacobitism; or if it was really the act of the individuals named, he suspected that they must be aware of some mode of excusing themselves from compliance with its purport. It was impossible, he thought, that Englishmen, of large fortune, who had failed to join Charles when he broke into England at the head of a victorious army, should have the least thoughts of encouraging a descent when circumstances were so much less propitious. He therefore concluded the enterprise would fall to pieces of itself, and that his best way was, in the meantime, to remain silent, unless the actual approach of a crisis (which might, however, never arrive) should compel him to give a downright refusal to his uncle’s proposition; and if, in the interim, some door for escape should be opened, he resolved within himself not to omit availing himself of it.

Again, Darsie read the paper and felt even less convinced that so many wealthy and influential men would seriously consider getting involved in such a deadly venture. It seemed like some reckless schemer had randomly listed the names of everyone rumored to be sympathetic to the Jacobite cause; or if the individuals named had genuinely agreed to it, he suspected they must have known some way to excuse themselves from going along with it. He thought it was impossible that wealthy Englishmen, who had not joined Charles when he invaded England with a victorious army, would have any desire to support an invasion now, under much less favorable conditions. Therefore, he concluded that the plan would collapse on its own, and that the best course of action was to stay quiet until a real crisis (which might never happen) forced him to outright refuse his uncle’s proposal; and if, in the meantime, an opportunity to escape arose, he promised himself he wouldn’t hesitate to take it.

Hugh Redgauntlet watched his nephew’s looks for some time, and then, as if arriving from some other process of reasoning at the same conclusion, he said, ‘I have told you, Sir Arthur, that I do not urge your immediate accession to my proposal; indeed the consequences of a refusal would be so dreadful to yourself, so destructive to all the hopes which I have nursed, that I would not risk, by a moment’s impatience, the object of my whole life. Yes, Arthur, I have been a self-denying hermit at one time—at another, the apparent associate of outlaws and desperadoes—at another, the subordinate agent of men whom I felt in every way my inferiors—not for any selfish purpose of my own, no, not even to win for myself the renown of being the principal instrument in restoring my king and freeing my country. My first wish on earth is for that restoration and that freedom—my next, that my nephew, the representative of my house and of the brother of my love, may have the advantage and the credit of all my efforts in the good cause. But,’ he added, darting on Darsie one of his withering frowns, ‘if Scotland and my father’s house cannot stand and flourish together, then perish the very name of Redgauntlet! perish the son of my brother, with every recollection of the glories of my family, of the affections of my youth, rather than my country’s cause should be injured in the tithing of a barley-corn! The spirit of Sir Alberick is alive within me at this moment,’ he continued, drawing up his stately form and sitting erect in his saddle, while he pressed his finger against his forehead; ‘and if you yourself crossed my path in opposition, I swear, by the mark that darkens my brow, that a new deed should be done—a new doom should be deserved!’

Hugh Redgauntlet observed his nephew’s expression for a while, and then, as if coming to the same conclusion through a different line of thought, he said, ‘I’ve already told you, Sir Arthur, that I’m not pushing you to immediately accept my proposal; actually, the consequences of refusing would be so disastrous for you and so destructive to all the hopes I’ve nurtured, that I wouldn’t want to risk, even for a moment, what I’ve dedicated my whole life to. Yes, Arthur, I used to be a self-denying hermit at one point—at another, I was seemingly allied with outlaws and desperate criminals—at another, I was a subordinate to men I considered my inferiors—not for any selfish reason of my own, no, not even to gain recognition as the key player in restoring my king and freeing my country. My top priority in this world is that restoration and that freedom—my second priority is that my nephew, the heir of my family and the son of my beloved brother, can reap the benefits and recognition of all my efforts for the greater good. But,’ he added, casting one of his scathing glares at Darsie, ‘if Scotland and my family can’t thrive together, then let the name of Redgauntlet perish! Let the son of my brother, along with every memory of my family’s glories and the friendships of my youth, be forgotten, rather than let my country’s cause suffer even the smallest fraction of a harm! The spirit of Sir Alberick is alive in me right now,’ he continued, straightening his proud posture and sitting up in his saddle, while he pressed his finger to his forehead; ‘and if you stand in my way, I swear, by the mark on my brow, that a new act will be committed—a new fate will be deserved!’

He was silent, and his threats were uttered in a tone of voice so deeply resolute, that Darsie’s heart sank within him, when he reflected on the storm of passion which he must encounter, if he declined to join his uncle in a project to which prudence and principle made him equally adverse. He had scarce any hope left but in temporizing until he could make his escape, and resolved to avail himself for that purpose of the delay which his uncle seemed not unwilling to grant. The stern, gloomy look of his companion became relaxed by degrees, and presently afterwards he made a sign to Miss Redgauntlet to join the party, and began a forced conversation on ordinary topics; in the course of which Darsie observed that his sister seemed to speak under the most cautious restraint, weighing every word before she uttered it, and always permitting her uncle to give the tone to the conversation, though of the most trifling kind. This seemed to him (such an opinion had he already entertained of his sister’s good sense and firmness) the strongest proof he had yet received of his uncle’s peremptory character, since he saw it observed with so much deference by a young person whose sex might have given her privileges, and who seemed by no means deficient either in spirit or firmness.

He was quiet, and his threats were delivered with such a strong determination that Darsie felt a sinking feeling when he thought about the emotional turmoil he would face if he refused to join his uncle in a plan that both his judgment and principles opposed. He had barely any hope left except to stall until he could escape, and he decided to take advantage of the delay his uncle seemed willing to allow. Gradually, his companion's stern, gloomy expression softened, and shortly after, he gestured for Miss Redgauntlet to join them and started a forced conversation about mundane topics. During this chat, Darsie noticed that his sister spoke with extreme caution, carefully considering each word before saying it, and consistently allowed her uncle to steer the conversation, even though it was trivial. To Darsie, this was the strongest evidence yet of his uncle's domineering nature, as he saw it being respected so much by a young woman who could have asserted herself and seemed to possess both spirit and resilience.

The little cavalcade was now approaching the house of Father Crackenthorp, situated, as the reader knows, by the side of the Solway, and not far distant front a rude pier, near which lay several fishing-boats, which frequently acted in a different capacity. The house of the worthy publican was also adapted to the various occupations which he carried on, being a large scrambling assemblage of cottages attached to a house of two stories, roofed with flags of sandstone—the original mansion, to which the extensions of Mr. Crackenthorp’s trade had occasioned his making many additions. Instead of the single long watering-trough which usually distinguishes the front of the English public-house of the second class, there were three conveniences of that kind, for the use, as the landlord used to say, of the troop-horses when the soldiers came to search his house; while a knowing leer and a nod let you understand what species of troops he was thinking of. A huge ash-tree before the door, which had reared itself to a great size and height, in spite of the blasts from the neighbouring Solway, overshadowed, as usual, the ale-bench, as our ancestors called it, where, though it was still early in the day, several fellows, who seemed to be gentlemen’s servants, were drinking beer and smoking. One or two of them wore liveries which seemed known to Mr. Redgauntlet, for he muttered between his teeth, ‘Fools, fools! were they on a march to hell, they must have their rascals in livery with them, that the whole world might know who were going to be damned.’

The small group was now approaching the home of Father Crackenthorp, located, as you know, by the side of the Solway, not far from a rough pier where several fishing boats often served a different purpose. The home of the respectable pub owner was designed for his various businesses, consisting of a large jumble of cottages attached to a two-story house, topped with sandstone flags—the original building that Mr. Crackenthorp had expanded due to his growing trade. Instead of the single long watering trough typical of an English pub of this kind, there were three such conveniences for use, as the landlord liked to say, by the troop horses when the soldiers came to search his establishment; a sly grin and a nod hinted at what type of troops he was referring to. A massive ash tree stood in front of the door, having grown tall and wide despite the winds from the nearby Solway, casting shade over the ale bench, as our ancestors called it, where, even though it was still early in the day, several guys who looked like gentlemen's servants were drinking beer and smoking. One or two of them wore uniforms that seemed familiar to Mr. Redgauntlet, who muttered under his breath, "Fools, fools! Even if they were marching to hell, they would have their lackeys in uniforms with them so the whole world would know who was about to be damned."

As he thus muttered, he drew bridle before the door of the place, from which several other lounging guests began to issue, to look with indolent curiosity as usual, upon an ARRIVAL.

As he muttered this, he stopped in front of the door of the place, from which several other relaxed guests started to come out, looking with lazy curiosity as they usually did at an ARRIVAL.

Redgauntlet sprang from his horse, and assisted his niece to dismount; but, forgetting, perhaps, his nephew’s disguise, he did not pay him the attention which his female dress demanded.

Redgauntlet jumped off his horse and helped his niece get down; however, maybe forgetting his nephew was in disguise, he didn't give him the attention his female outfit required.

The situation of Darsie was indeed something awkward; for Cristal Nixon, out of caution perhaps to prevent escape, had muffled the extreme folds of the riding-skirt with which he was accoutred, around his ankles and under his feet, and there secured it with large corking-pins. We presume that gentlemen-cavaliers may sometimes cast their eyes to that part of the person of the fair equestrians whom they chance occasionally to escort; and if they will conceive their own feet, like Darsie’s, muffled in such a labyrinth of folds and amplitude of robe, as modesty doubtless induces the fair creatures to assume upon such occasions, they will allow that, on a first attempt, they might find some awkwardness in dismounting. Darsie, at least, was in such a predicament, for, not receiving adroit assistance from the attendant of Mr. Redgauntlet, he stumbled as he dismounted from the horse, and might have had a bad fall, had it not been broken by the gallant interposition of a gentleman, who probably was, on his part, a little surprised at the solid weight of the distressed fair one whom he had the honour to receive in his embrace. But what was his surprise to that of Darsie, when the hurry of the moment and of the accident, permitted him to see that it was his friend Alan Fairford in whose arms he found himself! A thousand apprehensions rushed on him, mingled with the full career of hope and joy, inspired by the unexpected appearance of his beloved friend at the very crisis, it seemed, of his fate.

The situation Darsie was in was definitely awkward; Cristal Nixon, probably to prevent any chance of escape, had wrapped the extra fabric of the riding skirt he was wearing around his ankles and feet, securing it with large safety pins. We can assume that gentlemen might occasionally glance down at the skirts of the fair equestrians they accompany; and if they imagine their own feet, like Darsie’s, tangled in such a maze of fabric and length that modesty encourages these ladies to wear on such occasions, they might understand that they could feel a bit clumsy getting off the horse the first time. Darsie, at least, was in that situation, as he wasn’t helped properly by Mr. Redgauntlet's attendant and ended up stumbling while dismounting. He might have fallen hard if it hadn’t been for the brave intervention of a gentleman, who was likely a bit surprised by the solid weight of the distressed young woman he caught. But his surprise was nothing compared to Darsie's when, amidst the rush of the moment and the accident, he realized that it was his friend Alan Fairford who was holding him! A flood of worries mixed with overwhelming hope and joy filled him at the unexpected sight of his beloved friend appearing just when it seemed like fate was at a critical turning point.

He was about to whisper in his ear, cautioning him at the same time to be silent; yet he hesitated for a second or two to effect his purpose, since, should Redgauntlet take the alarm from any sudden exclamation on the part of Alan, there was no saying what consequences might ensue.

He was about to lean in and whisper in his ear, urging him to stay quiet at the same time; however, he paused for a moment, unsure if he should go through with it, because if Redgauntlet reacted to any sudden shout from Alan, there was no telling what might happen next.

Ere he could decide what was to be done, Redgauntlet, who had entered the house, returned hastily, followed by Cristal Nixon. ‘I’ll release you of the charge of this young lady, sir;’ he said, haughtily, to Alan Fairford, whom he probably did not recognize.

Ere he could decide what to do, Redgauntlet, who had come into the house, quickly returned, followed by Cristal Nixon. “I’ll free you from having to look after this young lady, sir,” he said arrogantly to Alan Fairford, whom he probably didn’t recognize.

‘I had no desire to intrude, sir,’ replied Alan; ‘the lady’s situation seemed to require assistance—and—but have I not the honour to speak to Mr. Herries of Birrenswork?’

‘I didn't mean to intrude, sir,’ Alan replied; ‘the lady's situation seemed to need help—and—but do I not have the honor of speaking to Mr. Herries of Birrenswork?’

‘You are mistaken, sir,’ said Redgauntlet, turning short off, and making a sign with his hand to Cristal, who hurried Darsie, however unwillingly, into the house, whispering in his ear, ‘Come, miss, let us have no making of acquaintance from the windows. Ladies of fashion must be private. Show us a room, Father Crackenthorp.’

‘You’re wrong, sir,’ Redgauntlet said, turning away abruptly and signaling to Cristal, who reluctantly ushered Darsie into the house, whispering in his ear, ‘Come on, miss, let’s not start getting to know each other from the windows. Ladies of fashion need to be private. Show us a room, Father Crackenthorp.’

So saying, he conducted Darsie into the house, interposing at the same time his person betwixt the supposed young lady and the stranger of whom he was suspicious, so as to make communication by signs impossible. As they entered, they heard the sound of a fiddle in the stone-floored and well-sanded kitchen, through which they were about to follow their corpulent host, and where several people seemed engaged in dancing to its strains.

So saying, he led Darsie into the house, placing himself between the supposed young lady and the stranger he was suspicious of, making it impossible for them to communicate with signs. As they walked in, they heard the sound of a fiddle in the stone-floored and well-sanded kitchen, which they were about to follow their heavy host into, where several people appeared to be dancing to the music.

‘D—n thee,’ said Nixon to Crackenthorp, ‘would you have the lady go through all the mob of the parish? Hast thou no more private way to our sitting-room?’

‘Damn you,’ said Nixon to Crackenthorp, ‘would you really make the lady go through all those people in the parish? Don't you have a more private way to our sitting room?’

‘None that is fit for my travelling,’ answered the landlord, laying his hand on his portly stomach. ‘I am not Tom Turnpenny, to creep like a lizard through keyholes.’

‘None that’s suitable for my travels,’ replied the landlord, resting his hand on his round belly. ‘I’m not Tom Turnpenny, crawling like a lizard through keyholes.’

So saying, he kept moving on through the revellers in the kitchen; and Nixon, holding Darsie by his arm, as if to offer the lady support but in all probability to frustrate any effort at escape, moved through the crowd, which presented a very motley appearance, consisting of domestic servants, country fellows, seamen, and other idlers, whom Wandering Willie was regaling with his music.

So saying, he continued through the partygoers in the kitchen; and Nixon, holding Darsie by his arm, probably to keep her from escaping, pushed through the crowd, which looked quite varied, made up of household staff, locals, sailors, and other bystanders, all of whom Wandering Willie was entertaining with his music.

To pass another friend without intimation of his presence would have been actual pusillanimity; and just when they were passing the blind man’s elevated seat, Darsie asked him with some emphasis, whether he could not play a Scottish air? The man’s face had been the instant before devoid of all sort of expression, going through his performance like a clown through a beautiful country, too much accustomed to consider it as a task, to take any interest in the performance, and, in fact, scarce seeming to hear the noise that he was creating. In a word, he might at the time have made a companion to my friend Wilkie’s inimitable blind crowder. But with Wandering Willie this was only an occasional and a rare fit of dullness, such as will at times creep over all the professors of the fine arts, arising either from fatigue, or contempt of the present audience, or that caprice which so often tempts painters and musicians and great actors, in the phrase of the latter, to walk through their part, instead of exerting themselves with the energy which acquired their fame. But when the performer heard the voice of Darsie, his countenance became at once illuminated, and showed the complete mistake of those who suppose that the principal point of expression depends upon the eyes. With his face turned to the point from which the sound came, his upper lip a little curved, and quivering with agitation, and with a colour which surprise and pleasure had brought at once into his faded cheek, he exchanged the humdrum hornpipe which he had been sawing out with reluctant and lazy bow, for the fine Scottish air,

To walk past another friend without acknowledging his presence would have been downright cowardly; and just as they were passing the blind man’s elevated spot, Darsie asked him emphatically if he could play a Scottish tune. The man’s face had just moments before been completely expressionless, going through his performance like a clown wandering through a beautiful landscape, too used to viewing it as a task to take any interest in what he was doing, and barely seeming to hear the noise he was creating. In fact, at that moment, he could have been a companion to my friend Wilkie’s unmatched blind fiddler. But with Wandering Willie, this was just an occasional and rare moment of dullness, something that can occasionally affect all artists, stemming either from fatigue, disdain for the current audience, or that whimsy that often leads painters, musicians, and great actors, as the latter would say, to simply go through the motions of their part instead of putting in the effort that earned them their acclaim. However, when the performer heard Darsie’s voice, his face instantly lit up, showing the complete misunderstanding of those who think that the primary source of expression lies in the eyes. With his face turned toward the source of the sound, his upper lip slightly curled and trembling with excitement, and with color suddenly rushing into his pale cheek from surprise and joy, he switched from the monotonous hornpipe he had been dragging out with a hesitant and lazy bow to the beautiful Scottish tune.

  You’re welcome, Charlie Stuart,
You’re welcome, Charlie.

which flew from his strings as if by inspiration and after a breathless pause of admiration among the audience, was received with a clamour of applause, which seemed to show that the name and tendency, as well as the execution of the tune, was in the highest degree acceptable to all the party assembled.

which flew from his strings as if by inspiration and after a breathless pause of admiration among the audience, was met with a loud round of applause, which seemed to indicate that the name and style, as well as the performance of the tune, were extremely well received by everyone present.

In the meantime, Cristal Nixon, still keeping hold of Darsie, and following the landlord, forced his way with some difficulty through the crowded kitchen, and entered a small apartment on the other side of it, where they found Lilias Redgauntlet already seated. Here Nixon gave way to his suppressed resentment, and turning sternly on Crackenthorp, threatened him with his master’s severest displeasure, because things were in such bad order to receive his family, when he had given such special advice that he desired to be private. But Father Crackenthorp was not a man to be brow-beaten.

In the meantime, Cristal Nixon, still holding onto Darsie, and following the landlord, made his way with some difficulty through the crowded kitchen and entered a small room on the other side, where they found Lilias Redgauntlet already seated. Here, Nixon let out his pent-up frustration and, turning sternly to Crackenthorp, warned him of his master’s serious displeasure because everything was in such poor condition to welcome his family, especially after he had asked for privacy. But Father Crackenthorp was not someone to be intimidated.

‘Why, brother Nixon, thou art angry this morning,’ he replied; ‘hast risen from thy wrong side, I think. You know, as well as I, that most of this mob is of the squire’s own making—gentlemen that come with their servants, and so forth, to meet him in the way of business, as old Tom Turnpenny says—the very last that came was sent down with Dick Gardener from Fairladies.’

'Why, brother Nixon, you seem angry this morning,' he replied. 'I think you must have gotten out of bed on the wrong side. You know, as well as I do, that most of this crowd is made up of the squire's own people—gentlemen who come with their servants and so on to meet him for business, just like old Tom Turnpenny says—the very last one who arrived was sent down with Dick Gardener from Fairladies.'

‘But the blind scraping scoundrel yonder,’ said Nixon, ‘how dared you take such a rascal as that across your threshold at such a time as this? If the squire should dream you have a thought of peaching—I am only speaking for your good, Father Crackenthorp.’

‘But that blind scraping scoundrel over there,’ said Nixon, ‘how could you let someone like that into your house at a time like this? If the squire finds out you’re even thinking about snitching—I’m just looking out for you, Father Crackenthorp.’

‘Why, look ye, brother Nixon,’ said Crackenthorp, turning his quid with great composure, ‘the squire is a very worthy gentleman, and I’ll never deny it; but I am neither his servant nor his tenant, and so he need send me none of his orders till he hears I have put on his livery. As for turning away folk from my door, I might as well plug up the ale-tap, and pull down the sign—and as for peaching, and such like, the squire will find the folk here are as honest to the full as those he brings with him.’

‘Hey, look here, brother Nixon,’ said Crackenthorp, casually shifting his tobacco, ‘the squire is a decent guy, and I won’t deny it; but I’m neither his servant nor his tenant, so he doesn’t need to give me any orders until he hears I’ve worn his uniform. As for turning people away from my door, I might as well close the bar and take down the sign—and as for snitching and all that, the squire will find that the people here are just as honest as those he’s bringing along.’

‘How, you impudent lump of tallow,’ said Nixon, ‘what do you mean by that?’

‘How, you cheeky blob of fat,’ said Nixon, ‘what do you mean by that?’

‘Nothing,’ said Crackenthorp, ‘but that I can tour out as well as another—you understand me—keep good lights in my upper story—know a thing or two more than most folk in this country. If folk will come to my house on dangerous errands, egad they shall not find Joe Crackenthorp a cat’s-paw. I’ll keep myself clear, you may depend on it, and let every man answer for his own actions—that’s my way. Anything wanted, Master Nixon?’

‘Nothing,’ said Crackenthorp, ‘except that I can handle things just as well as anyone else—you get what I mean—stay sharp in my thinking—know a thing or two more than most people around here. If people want to come to my place for risky business, I swear they won’t find Joe Crackenthorp easily manipulated. I’ll look out for myself, you can count on that, and let everyone take responsibility for their own choices—that’s how I see it. Need anything, Master Nixon?’

‘No—yes—begone!’ said Nixon, who seemed embarrassed with the landlord’s contumacy, yet desirous to conceal the effect it produced on him.

‘No—yes—go away!’ said Nixon, who seemed embarrassed by the landlord’s defiance, yet eager to hide how it affected him.

The door was no sooner closed on Crackenthorp, than Miss Redgauntlet, addressing Nixon, commanded him to leave the room and go to his proper place.

The door had barely closed on Crackenthorp when Miss Redgauntlet turned to Nixon and told him to leave the room and go where he belonged.

‘How, madam?’ said the fellow sullenly, yet with an air of respect, ‘Would you have your uncle pistol me for disobeying his orders?’

‘How, ma'am?’ the guy said grumpily, but with a hint of respect, ‘Would you have your uncle shoot me for not following his orders?’

‘He may perhaps pistol you for some other reason, if you do not obey mine,’ said Lilias, composedly.

‘He might shoot you for some other reason if you don’t listen to me,’ said Lilias calmly.

‘You abuse your advantage over me, madam—I really dare not go—I am on guard over this other miss here; and if I should desert my post, my life were not worth five minutes’ purchase.’

‘You’re taking advantage of me, ma’am—I honestly can’t leave—I have to keep an eye on this other girl here; and if I abandon my post, my life wouldn’t be worth five minutes.’

‘Then know your post, sir,’ said Lilias, ‘and watch on the outside of the door. You have no commission to listen to our private conversation, I suppose? Begone, sir, without further speech or remonstrance, or I will tell my uncle that which you would have reason to repent be should know.’

‘Then know your position, sir,’ said Lilias, ‘and stand watch outside the door. You don’t have permission to eavesdrop on our private conversation, I presume? Leave now, sir, without any more talk or objections, or I will inform my uncle about something you would regret him knowing.’

The fellow looked at her with a singular expression of spite, mixed with deference. ‘You abuse your advantages, madam,’ he said, ‘and act as foolishly in doing so as I did in affording you such a hank over me. But you are a tyrant; and tyrants have commonly short reigns.’

The guy looked at her with a strange mix of anger and respect. “You take advantage of your position, ma'am,” he said, “and you’re acting just as foolishly by doing that as I was by giving you so much power over me. But you’re a tyrant; and tyrants usually don’t last long.”

So saying, he left the apartment.

So saying, he left the apartment.

‘The wretch’s unparalleled insolence,’ said Lilias to her brother, ‘has given me one great advantage over him. For knowing that my uncle would shoot him with as little remorse as a woodcock, if he but guessed at his brazen-faced assurance towards me, he dares not since that time assume, so far as I am concerned, the air of insolent domination which the possession of my uncle’s secrets, and the knowledge of his most secret plans, have led him to exert over others of his family.’

‘That wretch’s unbelievable arrogance,’ Lilias said to her brother, ‘has given me a significant advantage over him. Knowing that my uncle would shoot him without a second thought, just like he would a woodcock, if he even suspected his brazen confidence towards me, he hasn’t dared since then to act with the same arrogant control he had over the rest of his family, thanks to knowing my uncle’s secrets and his most hidden plans.’

‘In the meantime,’ said Darsie, ‘I am happy to see that the landlord of the house does not seem so devoted to him as I apprehended; and this aids the hope of escape which I am nourishing for you and for myself. O Lilias! the truest of friends, Alan Fairford, is in pursuit of me, and is here at this moment. Another humble, but, I think, faithful friend, is also within these dangerous walls.’

‘In the meantime,’ said Darsie, ‘I’m glad to see that the landlord of the house doesn’t seem as devoted to him as I feared; and this supports the hope of escape that I’m holding onto for you and for myself. Oh Lilias! The truest of friends, Alan Fairford, is looking for me, and he’s here right now. Another humble, but I believe faithful friend, is also within these dangerous walls.’

Lilias laid her finger on her lips, and pointed to the door. Darsie took the hint, lowered his voice, and informed her in whispers of the arrival of Fairford, and that he believed he had opened a communication with Wandering Willie. She listened with the utmost interest, and had just begun to reply, when a loud noise was heard in the kitchen, caused by several contending voices, amongst which Darsie thought he could distinguish that of Alan Fairford.

Lilias put her finger to her lips and pointed to the door. Darsie got the message, lowered his voice, and quietly told her about Fairford's arrival and that he thought he had made contact with Wandering Willie. She listened intently and was just about to respond when a loud noise came from the kitchen, caused by several arguing voices, among which Darsie thought he could recognize Alan Fairford's voice.

Forgetting how little his own condition permitted him to become the assistant of another, Darsie flew to the door of the room, and finding it locked and bolted on the outside, rushed against it with all his force, and made the most desperate efforts to burst it open, notwithstanding the entreaties of his sister that he would compose himself and recollect the condition in which he was placed. But the door, framed to withstand attacks from excisemen, constables, and other personages, considered as worthy to use what are called the king’s keys, [In common parlance, a crowbar and hatchet.] ‘and therewith to make lockfast places open and patent,’ set his efforts at defiance. Meantime the noise continued without, and we are to give an account of its origin in our next chapter.

Forgetting how limited his own condition was, Darsie rushed to the door of the room and found it locked and bolted from the outside. He slammed into it with all his strength, desperately trying to break it down, despite his sister's pleas for him to calm down and remember his situation. But the door was built to withstand attacks from customs officers, police, and other individuals deemed worthy of using what are known as the king’s keys, [In common parlance, a crowbar and hatchet.] “and thereby make secure places open and accessible,” which made his attempts useless. Meanwhile, the noise continued outside, and we will explain its origin in our next chapter.





CHAPTER XX

NARRATIVE OF DARSIE LATIMER, CONTINUED

Joe Crackenthorp’s public-house had never, since it first reared its chimneys on the banks of the Solway, been frequented by such a miscellaneous group of visitors as had that morning become its guests. Several of them were persons whose quality seemed much superior to their dresses and modes of travelling. The servants who attended them contradicted the inferences to be drawn from the garb of their masters, and, according to the custom of the knights of the rainbow, gave many hints that they were not people to serve any but men of first-rate consequence. These gentlemen, who had come thither chiefly for the purpose of meeting with Mr. Redgauntlet, seemed moody and anxious, conversed and walked together apparently in deep conversation, and avoided any communication with the chance travellers whom accident brought that morning to the same place of resort.

Joe Crackenthorp's pub had never, since it first put up its chimneys by the Solway, seen such a diverse group of visitors as had become its guests that morning. Some of them seemed to be of a much higher status than their clothing and travel methods suggested. The servants who accompanied them contradicted the impressions one might get from their masters' attire, and, in line with the tradition of the knights of the rainbow, hinted strongly that they only served people of high importance. These gentlemen, who had come mainly to meet Mr. Redgauntlet, appeared moody and anxious, engaging in deep conversations as they walked together, while avoiding interaction with the other travelers that chance had brought to the same spot that morning.

As if Fate had set herself to confound the plans of the Jacobite conspirators, the number of travellers was unusually great, their appearance respectable, and they filled the public tap-room of the inn, where the political guests had already occupied most of the private apartments.

As if Fate had decided to mess up the plans of the Jacobite conspirators, there were unusually many travelers, they looked respectable, and they crowded the public taproom of the inn, where the political guests had already taken most of the private rooms.

Amongst others, honest Joshua Geddes had arrived, travelling, as he said, in the sorrow of the soul, and mourning for the fate of Darsie Latimer as he would for his first-born child. He had skirted the whole coast of the Solway, besides making various trips into the interior, not shunning, on such occasions, to expose himself to the laugh of the scorner, nay, even to serious personal risk, by frequenting the haunts of smugglers, horse-jockeys, and other irregular persons, who looked on his intrusion with jealous eyes, and were apt to consider him as an exciseman in the disguise of a Quaker. All this labour and peril, however, had been undergone in vain. No search he could make obtained the least intelligence of Latimer, so that he began to fear the poor lad had been spirited abroad—for the practice of kidnapping was then not infrequent, especially on the western coasts of Britain—if indeed he had escaped a briefer and more bloody fate.

Among others, honest Joshua Geddes had shown up, traveling, as he said, in deep sorrow and mourning for Darsie Latimer's fate as if he were grieving for his firstborn child. He had traveled all along the Solway coast and made several trips inland, not avoiding the ridicule of onlookers and even risking his safety by hanging out in the hideouts of smugglers, horse traders, and other shady individuals, who eyed his presence with suspicion and often thought he was a tax collector disguised as a Quaker. Despite all his efforts and dangers, he had found no news about Latimer, leading him to fear that the poor kid had been kidnapped—because kidnapping was not uncommon at that time, especially along Britain’s western coasts—if he hadn’t met a quicker and more violent end.

With a heavy heart, he delivered his horse, even Solomon, into the hands of the ostler, and walking into the inn, demanded from the landlord breakfast and a private room. Quakers, and such hosts as old Father Crackenthorp, are no congenial spirits; the latter looked askew over his shoulder, and replied, ‘If you would have breakfast here, friend, you are like to eat it where other folk eat theirs.’

With a heavy heart, he handed over his horse, even Solomon, to the stableman, and walked into the inn, asking the landlord for breakfast and a private room. Quakers and hosts like old Father Crackenthorp aren't really his kind of people; the latter glanced back at him suspiciously and replied, “If you want breakfast here, my friend, you’ll have to eat it where everyone else eats.”

‘And wherefore can I not,’ said the Quaker, ‘have an apartment to myself, for my money?’

‘And why can’t I,’ said the Quaker, ‘have a place of my own for my money?’

‘Because, Master Jonathan, you must wait till your betters be served, or else eat with your equals.’

‘Because, Master Jonathan, you have to wait until those who are above you are served, or else eat with those who are on your level.’

Joshua Geddes argued the point no further, but sitting quietly down on the seat which Crackenthorp indicated to him, and calling for a pint of ale, with some bread, butter, and Dutch cheese, began to satisfy the appetite which the morning air had rendered unusually alert.

Joshua Geddes didn’t argue anymore. He sat quietly on the seat that Crackenthorp pointed to and ordered a pint of ale, along with some bread, butter, and Dutch cheese, to satisfy the hunger that the morning air had made particularly strong.

While the honest Quaker was thus employed, another stranger entered the apartment, and sat down near to the table on which his victuals were placed. He looked repeatedly at Joshua, licked his parched and chopped lips as he saw the good Quaker masticate his bread and cheese, and sucked up his thin chops when Mr. Geddes applied the tankard to his mouth, as if the discharge of these bodily functions by another had awakened his sympathies in an uncontrollable degree. At last, being apparently unable to withstand his longings, he asked, in a faltering tone, the huge landlord, who was tramping through the room in all corpulent impatience, whether he could have a plack-pie?’

While the honest Quaker was busy, another stranger entered the room and sat down near the table where his food was placed. He kept looking over at Joshua, licking his dry, chapped lips as he watched the good Quaker chew his bread and cheese, and he slurped his thin soup when Mr. Geddes brought the tankard to his lips, as if witnessing these actions by another had stirred his own hunger uncontrollably. Finally, seeming unable to hold back his cravings any longer, he asked, in a shaky voice, the large landlord, who was pacing around the room with impatience, if he could have a meat pie.

‘Never heard of such a thing, master,’ said the landlord, and was about to trudge onward; when the guest, detaining him, said, in a strong Scottish tone, ‘Ya will maybe have nae whey then, nor buttermilk, nor ye couldna exhibit a souter’s clod?’

‘Never heard of such a thing, master,’ said the landlord, and was about to trudge on when the guest, stopping him, said in a strong Scottish accent, ‘You probably don’t have any whey then, or buttermilk, or you can’t show a cobbler’s clod?’

‘Can’t tell what ye are talking about, master,’ said Crackenthorp.

"I can’t understand what you’re talking about, sir," said Crackenthorp.

‘Then ye will have nae breakfast that will come within ‘the compass of a shilling Scots?’

‘Then you won’t have a breakfast that costs less than a shilling Scots?’

‘Which is a penny sterling,’ answered Crackenthorp, with a sneer. ‘Why, no, Sawney, I can’t say as we have—we can’t afford it; But you shall have a bellyful for love, as we say in the bull-ring.’

‘Which is a penny sterling,’ answered Crackenthorp, with a sneer. ‘Well, no, Sawney, I can’t say that we have—it’s not in our budget; But you’ll get plenty for free, as we say in the bullring.’

‘I shall never refuse a fair offer,’ said the poverty-stricken guest; ‘and I will say that for the English, if they were deils, that they are a ceeveleesed people to gentlemen that are under a cloud.’

‘I will never turn down a fair offer,’ said the financially struggling guest; ‘and I will say this for the English, even if they were devils, they are a civilized people to gentlemen who are down on their luck.’

‘Gentlemen!—humph!’ said Crackenthorp—‘not a blue-cap among them but halts upon that foot.’ Then seizing on a dish which still contained a huge cantle of what had been once a princely mutton pasty, he placed it on the table before the stranger, saying, ‘There, master gentleman; there is what is worth all the black pies, as you call them, that were ever made of sheep’s head.’

“Gentlemen!—humph!” said Crackenthorp. “Not a single blue-cap among them but limps on that foot.” Then grabbing a dish that still had a big piece of what was once a fancy mutton pie, he set it on the table in front of the stranger, saying, “There, master gentleman; that’s worth more than all the black pies, as you call them, that have ever been made from sheep’s head.”

‘Sheep’s head is a gude thing, for a’ that,’ replied the guest; but not being spoken so loud as to offend his hospitable entertainer, the interjection might pass for a private protest against the scandal thrown out against the standing dish of Caledonia.

‘Sheep’s head is a good thing, for all that,’ replied the guest; but not being spoken loud enough to offend his hospitable host, the comment could be taken as a private protest against the criticism aimed at the traditional dish of Scotland.

This premised, he immediately began to transfer the mutton and pie-crust from his plate to his lips, in such huge gobbets, as if he was refreshing after a three days’ fast, and laying in provisions against a whole Lent to come.

This premise established, he quickly started shoveling the mutton and pie crust from his plate into his mouth in such big chunks, as if he were recovering from a three-day fast and stocking up on food for the entire upcoming Lent.

Joshua Geddes in his turn gazed on him with surprise, having never, he thought, beheld such a gaunt expression of hunger in the act of eating. ‘Friend,’ he said, after watching him for some minutes, ‘if thou gorgest thyself in this fashion, thou wilt assuredly choke. Wilt thou not take a draught out of my cup to help down all that dry meat?’

Joshua Geddes looked at him in surprise, having never seen such a starving look on someone while they were eating. "Friend," he said, after watching him for a few minutes, "if you stuff yourself like that, you're definitely going to choke. Won't you take a drink from my cup to help wash down all that dry meat?"

‘Troth,’ said the stranger, stopping and looking at the friendly propounder, ‘that’s nae bad overture, as they say in the General Assembly. I have heard waur motions than that frae wiser counsel.’

‘Truthfully,’ said the stranger, stopping and looking at the friendly proposer, ‘that’s not a bad suggestion, as they say in the General Assembly. I’ve heard worse proposals than that from smarter people.’

Mr. Geddes ordered a quart of home-brewed to be placed before our friend Peter Peebles; for the reader must have already conceived that this unfortunate litigant was the wanderer in question.

Mr. Geddes ordered a quart of homemade beer to be put in front of our friend Peter Peebles; for the reader must have already figured out that this unfortunate person involved in the lawsuit was the wandering man in question.

The victim of Themis had no sooner seen the flagon, than he seized it with the same energy which he had displayed in operating upon the pie—puffed off the froth with such emphasis, that some of it lighted on Mr. Geddes’s head—and then said, as if with it sudden recollection of what was due to civility, ‘Here’s to ye, friend. What! are ye ower grand to give me an answer, or are ye dull o’ hearing?’

The victim of Themis barely spotted the flask before he grabbed it with the same enthusiasm he had shown while working on the pie—he whipped off the foam with such force that some splashed onto Mr. Geddes’s head—and then said, as if suddenly remembering to be polite, ‘Here’s to you, friend. What? Are you too proud to give me an answer, or are you hard of hearing?’

‘I prithee drink thy liquor, friend,’ said the good Quaker; ‘thou meanest it in civility, but we care not for these idle fashions.’

‘I urge you to drink your drink, friend,’ said the good Quaker; ‘you mean it out of politeness, but we don’t care for these pointless customs.’

‘What! ye are a Quaker, are ye?’ said Peter; and without further ceremony reared the flagon to his head, from which he withdrew it not while a single drop of ‘barley-broo’ remained. ‘That’s done you and me muckle gude,’ he said, sighing as he set down his pot; ‘but twa mutchkins o’ yill between twa folk is a drappie ower little measure. What say ye to anither pot? or shall we cry in a blithe Scots pint at ance? The yill is no amiss.’

‘What! You're a Quaker, are you?’ said Peter; and without any further delay, he lifted the flagon to his mouth, not pulling it away until there wasn’t a single drop of ‘barley-broo’ left. ‘That’s done you and me a lot of good,’ he said, sighing as he set down his pot; ‘but two pints of ale between two people is just a little too little. What do you say to another pot? Or should we just shout for a cheerful Scots pint at once? The ale isn’t bad.’

‘Thou mayst call for what thou wilt on thine own charges, friend,’ said Geddes; ‘for myself, I willingly contribute to the quenching of thy natural thirst; but I fear it were no such easy matter to relieve thy acquired and artificial drought.’

‘You can ask for whatever you want at your own expense, my friend,’ said Geddes; ‘as for me, I'm happy to help quench your natural thirst; but I worry it’s not such an easy task to satisfy your learned and artificial cravings.’

‘That is to say, in plain terms, ye are for withdrawing your caution with the folk of the house? You Quaker folk are but fause comforters; but since ye have garred me drink sae muckle cauld yill—me that am no used to the like of it in the forenoon—I think ye might as weel have offered me a glass of brandy or usquabae—I’m nae nice body—I can drink onything that’s wet and toothsome.’

‘So, to put it simply, you’re planning to drop your guard with the people in the house? You Quaker folks are just false comforters; but since you’ve made me drink so much cold ale—me, who isn’t used to this sort of thing in the morning—I think you might as well have offered me a glass of brandy or whiskey—I’m not picky—I can drink anything that’s wet and tasty.’

‘Not a drop at my cost, friend,’ quoth Geddes. ‘Thou art an old man, and hast perchance a heavy and long journey before thee. Thou art, moreover, my countryman, as I judge from thy tongue; and I will not give thee the means of dishonouring thy grey hairs in a strange land.’

‘Not a drop at my expense, friend,’ said Geddes. ‘You are an old man, and you might have a long and difficult journey ahead of you. Besides, you are from my country, as I can tell by your speech; and I won’t let you disgrace your gray hairs in a foreign land.’

‘Grey hairs, neighbour!’ said Peter, with a wink to the bystanders, whom this dialogue began to interest, and who were in hopes of seeing the Quaker played off by the crazed beggar, for such Peter Peebles appeared to be. ‘Grey hairs! The Lord mend your eyesight, neighbour, that disna ken grey hairs frae a tow wig!’

‘Grey hairs, neighbor!’ Peter said with a wink at the onlookers, who were starting to find this conversation interesting and hoped to see the Quaker outsmart the crazy beggar, who Peter Peebles seemed to be. ‘Grey hairs! May the Lord fix your eyesight, neighbor, so you can tell gray hair from a tow wig!’

This jest procured a shout of laughter, and, what was still more acceptable than dry applause, a man who stood beside called out, ‘Father Crackenthorp, bring a nipperkin of brandy. I’ll bestow a dram on this fellow, were it but for that very word.’

This joke got a loud laugh, and, even better than polite applause, a man next to him shouted, ‘Father Crackenthorp, bring a small glass of brandy. I’ll treat this guy to a shot just for that word.’

The brandy was immediately brought by a wench who acted as barmaid; and Peter, with a grin of delight, filled a glass, quaffed it off, and then saying, ‘God bless me! I was so unmannerly as not to drink to ye—I think the Quaker has smitten me wi’ his ill-bred havings,’—he was about to fill another, when his hand was arrested by his new friend; who said at the same time, ‘No, no, friend—fair play’s a jewel—time about, if you please.’ And filling a glass for himself, emptied it as gallantly as Peter could have done. ‘What say you to that, friend?’ he continued, addressing the Quaker.

The brandy was quickly brought over by a waitress who was acting as the barmaid, and Peter, grinning with delight, filled a glass, downed it, and then said, “God bless me! I was so rude that I forgot to toast you—I think the Quaker has affected me with his bad manners.” He was about to fill another glass when his new friend stopped him and said, “No, no, my friend—fair play is valuable—take turns, if you don’t mind.” Then, filling a glass for himself, he drank it down just as boldly as Peter had done. “What do you think of that, friend?” he continued, addressing the Quaker.

‘Nay, friend,’ answered Joshua, ‘it went down thy throat, not mine; and I have nothing to say about what concerns me not; but if thou art a man of humanity, thou wilt not give this poor creature the means of debauchery. Bethink thee that they will spurn him from the door, as they would do a houseless and masterless dog, and that he may die on the sands or on the common. And if he has through thy means been rendered incapable of helping himself, thou shalt not be innocent of his blood.’

‘No, my friend,’ Joshua replied, ‘it went down your throat, not mine; and I won’t comment on what doesn’t involve me. But if you are a person of compassion, you won’t give this poor soul the means to ruin himself. Remember, they will cast him out like a homeless, masterless dog, and he might die on the streets or in the open. And if because of you he’s unable to help himself, you can't claim to be innocent of his fate.’

‘Faith, Broadbrim, I believe thou art right, and the old gentleman in the flaxen jazy shall have no more of the comforter. Besides, we have business in hand to-day, and this fellow, for as mad as he looks, may have a nose on his face after all. Hark ye, father,—what is your name, and what brings you into such an out-of-the-way corner?’

‘Faith, Broadbrim, I believe you're right, and the old gentleman in the flaxen jacket won’t be getting any more comfort from us. Besides, we have things to do today, and this guy, as crazy as he seems, might actually know something. Listen, sir—what's your name, and what brings you to such a remote place?’

‘I am not just free to condescend on my name,’ said Peter; ‘and as for my business—there is a wee dribble of brandy in the stoup—it would be wrang to leave it to the lass—it is learning her bad usages.’

‘I’m not just free to look down on my name,’ said Peter; ‘and as for my business—there’s a little bit of brandy in the jug—it wouldn’t be right to leave it to the girl—it’s teaching her bad habits.’

‘Well, thou shalt have the brandy, and be d—d to thee, if thou wilt tell me what you are making here.’

‘Well, you can have the brandy, and damn you, if you’ll tell me what you're making here.’

‘Seeking a young advocate chap that they ca’ Alan Fairford, that has played me a slippery trick, and ye maun ken a’ about the cause,’ said Peter.

‘Looking for a young lawyer guy that they can trust, Alan Fairford, who has pulled a fast one on me, and you must know everything about the situation,’ said Peter.

‘An advocate, man!’ answered the captain of the JUMPING JENNY—for it was he, and no other, who had taken compassion on Peter’s drought; ‘why, Lord help thee, thou art on the wrong side of the Firth to seek advocates, whom I take to be Scottish lawyers, not English.’

‘An advocate, man!’ replied the captain of the JUMPING JENNY—for it was he, and no one else, who had taken pity on Peter’s plight; ‘why, Lord help you, you’re on the wrong side of the Firth to look for advocates, who I believe are Scottish lawyers, not English.’

‘English lawyers, man!’ exclaimed Peter, ‘the deil a lawyer’s in a’ England.’

‘English lawyers, man!’ Peter exclaimed, ‘there's not a single lawyer in all of England.’

‘I wish from my soul it were true,’ said Ewart; ‘but what the devil put that in your head?’

"I truly wish it were true," Ewart said. "But what on earth made you think that?"

‘Lord, man, I got a grip of ane of their attorneys in Carlisle, and he tauld me that there wasna a lawyer in England ony mair than himsell that kend the nature of a multiple-poinding! And when I told him how this loopy lad, Alan Fairford, had served me, he said I might bring an action on the case—just as if the case hadna as mony actions already as one case can weel carry. By my word, it is a gude case, and muckle has it borne, in its day, of various procedure—but it’s the barley-pickle breaks the naig’s back, and wi’ my consent it shall not hae ony mair burden laid upon it.’

‘Man, I talked to one of their lawyers in Carlisle, and he told me that there wasn’t a lawyer in England besides himself who understood the nature of a multiple-poinding! And when I explained how this clueless guy, Alan Fairford, had dealt with me, he said I could take legal action—just as if this case didn’t already have enough legal actions as it is. Honestly, it's a solid case, and it has endured a lot in its time with various procedures—but it’s the last straw that breaks the camel’s back, and with my agreement, it won't carry any more burden.’

‘But this Alan Fairford?’ said Nanty—‘come—sip up the drop of brandy, man, and tell me some more about him, and whether you are seeking him for good or for harm.’

‘But what about this Alan Fairford?’ said Nanty—‘come on, drink that shot of brandy, man, and tell me more about him, and whether you’re looking for him for a good reason or a bad one.’

‘For my ain gude, and for his harm, to be sure,’ said Peter. ‘Think of his having left my cause in the dead-thraw between the tyneing and the winning, and capering off into Cumberland here, after a wild loup-the-tether lad they ca’ Darsie Latimer.’

‘For my own good, and to make sure he gets in trouble,’ said Peter. ‘Just think about him having abandoned my case right in the midst of the struggle, and then running off to Cumberland here, after that wild loose-cannon kid they call Darsie Latimer.’

‘Darsie Latimer!’ said Mr. Geddes, hastily; ‘do you know anything of Darsie Latimer?’

'Darsie Latimer!' Mr. Geddes said quickly. 'Do you know anything about Darsie Latimer?'

‘Maybe I do, and maybe I do not,’ answered Peter; ‘I am no free to answer every body’s interrogatory, unless it is put judicially, and by form of law—specially where folk think so much of a caup of sour yill, or a thimblefu’ of brandy. But as for this gentleman, that has shown himself a gentleman at breakfast, and will show himself a gentleman at the meridian, I am free to condescend upon any points in the cause that may appear to bear upon the question at issue.’

‘Maybe I do, and maybe I don’t,’ replied Peter. ‘I’m not obligated to answer everyone’s questions unless they’re asked formally and legally—especially when people care so much about a cup of sour ale or a shot of brandy. But as for this gentleman, who has acted like a gentleman at breakfast and will continue to do so later, I’m open to discussing any relevant points in the case that relate to the question at hand.’

‘Why, all I want to know from you, my friend, is, whether you are seeking to do this Mr. Alan Fairford good or harm; because if you come to do him good, I think you could maybe get speech of him—and if to do him harm, I will take the liberty to give you a cast across the Firth, with fair warning not to come back on such an errand, lest worse come of it.’

‘All I want to know from you, my friend, is whether you’re trying to help this Mr. Alan Fairford or cause him harm; because if you’re here to help him, I think you might be able to talk to him—and if you’re here to harm him, I’ll kindly ask you to take a trip across the Firth, with a fair warning not to return for such a purpose, or things could get worse.’

The manner and language of Ewart were such that Joshua Geddes resolved to keep cautious silence, till he could more plainly discover whether he was likely to aid or impede him in his researches after Darsie Latimer. He therefore determined to listen attentively to what should pass between Peter and the seaman, and to watch for an opportunity of questioning the former, so soon as he should be separated from his new acquaintance.

The way Ewart communicated made Joshua Geddes decide to stay quiet for now, until he could figure out if he would help or hinder him in his search for Darsie Latimer. So, he decided to listen carefully to what was said between Peter and the sailor, and to look for a chance to ask Peter questions as soon as he was alone with him.

‘I wad by no means,’ said Peter Peebles, ‘do any substantial harm to the poor lad Fairford, who has had mony a gowd guinea of mine, as weel as his father before him; but I wad hae him brought back to the minding of my business and his ain; and maybe I wadna insist further in my action of damages against him, than for refunding the fees, and for some annual rent on the principal sum due frae the day on which he should have recovered it for me, plack and bawbee, at the great advising; for ye are aware, that is the least that I can ask NOMINE DAMNI; and I have nae thought to break down the lad bodily a’thegither—we maun live and let live—forgie and forget.’

"I definitely wouldn’t," said Peter Peebles, "do any real harm to the poor kid Fairford, who has received many a gold guinea from me, just like his father before him; but I would like to get him back focused on my business and his own. And maybe I wouldn't push too hard in my damages claim against him—just for him to refund the fees and for some interest on the total amount due from the day he should have collected it for me, down to the last penny, after all the discussions; because you know that's the least I can ask for NOMINE DAMNI. I have no intention of completely breaking the kid down—we must live and let live— forgive and forget."

‘The deuce take me, friend Broadbrim,’ said Nanty Ewart, looking to the Quaker, ‘if I can make out what this old scarecrow means. If I thought it was fitting that Master Fairford should see him, why perhaps it is a matter that could be managed. Do you know anything about the old fellow?—you seemed to take some charge of him just now.’

‘What the heck, friend Broadbrim,’ said Nanty Ewart, looking at the Quaker, ‘I can’t figure out what this old scarecrow is talking about. If I thought it was appropriate for Master Fairford to see him, then maybe it’s something that could be arranged. Do you know anything about the old guy?—you seemed to be looking after him just now.’

‘No more than I should have done by any one in distress,’ said Geddes, not sorry to be appealed to; ‘but I will try what I can do to find out who he is, and what he is about in this country. But are we not a little too public in this open room?’

‘No more than I would have done for anyone in trouble,’ said Geddes, not unhappy to be asked for help; ‘but I’ll see what I can do to find out who he is and what he’s doing in this country. But aren’t we being a bit too public in this open room?’

‘It’s well thought of,’ said Nanty; and at his command the barmaid ushered the party into a side-booth, Peter attending them in the instinctive hope that there would be more liquor drunk among them before parting. They had scarce sat down in their new apartment, when the sound of a violin was heard in the room which they had just left.

“It has a good reputation,” Nanty said; and at his request, the barmaid guided the group into a side booth, with Peter following them, hoping that they would drink more before they left. They had barely settled into their new spot when the sound of a violin echoed from the room they had just vacated.

‘I’ll awa back yonder,’ said Peter, rising up again; ‘yon’s the sound of a fiddle, and when there is music, there’s ay something ganging to eat or drink.’

‘I’m heading back over there,’ said Peter, getting up again; ‘that’s the sound of a fiddle, and when there’s music, there’s usually something to eat or drink.’

‘I am just going to order something here,’ said the Quaker; ‘but in the meantime, have you any objection, my good friend, to tell us your name?’

‘I’m just going to order something here,’ said the Quaker; ‘but in the meantime, do you mind telling us your name, my good friend?’

‘None in the world, if you are wanting to drink to me by name and surname,’ answered Peebles; ‘but, otherwise, I would rather evite your interrogatories.’

‘No one in the world, if you're looking to drink to me by name,’ Peebles replied; ‘but otherwise, I'd prefer to avoid your questions.’

‘Friend,’ said the Quaker, ‘it is not for thine own health, seeing thou hast drunk enough already—however—here, handmaiden—bring me a gill of sherry.’

‘Friend,’ said the Quaker, ‘it’s not good for your health, considering you’ve had enough already—anyway—here, servant—bring me a small glass of sherry.’

‘Sherry’s but shilpit drink, and a gill’s a sma’ measure for twa gentlemen to crack ower at their first acquaintance. But let us see your sneaking gill of sherry,’ said Poor Peter, thrusting forth his huge hand to seize on the diminutive pewter measure, which, according to the fashion of the time, contained the generous liquor freshly drawn from the butt.

‘Sherry’s just a weak drink, and a small measure is hardly enough for two gentlemen to chat over at their first meeting. But let’s see your little glass of sherry,’ said Poor Peter, extending his large hand to grab the tiny pewter measure that, following the customs of the time, held the good liquor freshly poured from the barrel.

‘Nay, hold, friend,’ said Joshua, ‘thou hast not yet told me what name and surname I am to call thee by.’

‘Wait, friend,’ said Joshua, ‘you haven’t told me what name and last name I should call you.’

‘D—d sly in the Quaker,’ said Nanty, apart, ‘to make him pay for his liquor before he gives it him. Now, I am such a fool, that I should have let him get too drunk to open his mouth, before I thought of asking him a question.’

‘That crafty Quaker,’ Nanty said to himself, ‘making him pay for his drink before handing it over. I’m such an idiot that I would’ve let him get too drunk to talk before I even thought to ask him anything.’

‘My name is Peter Peebles, then,’ said the litigant, rather sulkily, as one who thought his liquor too sparingly meted out to him; ‘and what have you to say to that?’

‘My name is Peter Peebles, then,’ said the litigant, rather sulkily, as one who thought his drink was too sparingly given to him; ‘and what do you have to say to that?’

‘Peter Peebles?’ repeated Nanty Ewart and seemed to muse upon something which the words brought to his remembrance, while the Quaker pursued his examination.

‘Peter Peebles?’ repeated Nanty Ewart, appearing to reflect on something that the words reminded him of, while the Quaker continued his examination.

‘But I prithee, Peter Peebles, what is thy further designation? Thou knowest, in our country, that some men are distinguished by their craft and calling, as cordwainers, fishers, weavers, or the like, and some by their titles as proprietors of land (which savours of vanity)—now, how may you be distinguished from others of the same name?’

‘But please, Peter Peebles, what’s your other title? You know, in our country, some people are known by their jobs like shoemakers, fishermen, weavers, or similar, and some by their titles as landowners (which seems a bit vain)—so how are you different from others with the same name?’

‘As Peter Peebles of the great plea of Poor Peter Peebles against Plainstanes, ET PER CONTRA—if I am laird of naething else, I am ay a DOMINUS LITIS.’

‘As Peter Peebles of the great case of Poor Peter Peebles against Plainstanes, AND VICE VERSA—if I own nothing else, I am always a MASTER OF THE CASE.’

‘It’s but a poor lairdship, I doubt,’ said Joshua.

"It's just a poor lordship, I think," said Joshua.

‘Pray, Mr. Peebles,’ said Nanty, interrupting the conversation abruptly, ‘were not you once a burgess of Edinburgh?’

‘Hey, Mr. Peebles,’ Nanty said, cutting in suddenly, ‘weren't you once a member of the Edinburgh council?’

‘WAS I a burgess!’ said Peter indignantly, ‘and AM I not a burgess even now? I have done nothing to forfeit my right, I trow—once provost and ay my lord.’

‘WAS I a town member!’ Peter said indignantly, ‘and AM I not a town member even now? I haven’t done anything to lose my right, I assure you—once mayor and always my lord.’

‘Well, Mr. Burgess, tell me further, have you not some property in the Gude Town?’ continued Ewart.

‘Well, Mr. Burgess, please tell me more, don’t you own some property in the Gude Town?’ continued Ewart.

‘Troth have I—that is, before my misfortunes, I had twa or three bonny bits of mailings amang the closes and wynds, forby the shop and the story abune it. But Plainstanes has put me to the causeway now. Never mind though, I will be upsides with him yet.’

‘Honestly, I did—before my troubles, I had two or three nice little pieces of land among the alleys and backstreets, besides the shop and the upstairs apartment. But Plainstanes has brought me down to the streets now. But it’s okay, I’ll get back at him eventually.’

‘Had not you once a tenement in the Covenant Close?’ again demanded Nanty.

"Didn't you once have a place in Covenant Close?" Nanty asked again.

‘You have hit it, lad, though ye look not like a Covenanter,’ said Peter; ‘we’ll drink to its memory—(Hout! the heart’s at the mouth o’ that ill-faur’d bit stoup already!)—it brought a rent, reckoning from the crawstep to the groundsill, that ye might ca’ fourteen punds a year, forby the laigh cellar that was let to Lucky Littleworth.’

‘You’ve got it, kid, even though you don’t look like a Covenanter,’ said Peter; ‘we’ll toast to its memory—(Wow! the heart’s at the mouth of that ugly little jug already!)—it brought in a rent, starting from the crawl space to the ground level, that you could call fourteen pounds a year, not to mention the low cellar that was rented to Lucky Littleworth.’

‘And do you not remember that you had a poor old lady for your tenant, Mrs. Cantrips of Kittlebasket?’ said Nanty, suppressing his emotion with difficulty.

‘And don’t you remember that you had a poor old lady as your tenant, Mrs. Cantrips from Kittlebasket?’ said Nanty, struggling to keep his emotions in check.

‘Remember! G—d, I have gude cause to remember her,’ said Peter, ‘for she turned a dyvour on my hands, the auld besom! and after a’ that the law could do to make me satisfied and paid, in the way of poinding and distrenzieing and sae forth, as the law will, she ran awa to the charity workhouse, a matter of twenty punds Scots in my debt—it’s a great shame and oppression that charity workhouse, taking in bankrupt dyvours that canna, pay their honest creditors.’

‘Remember! God, I have good reason to remember her,’ said Peter, ‘because she screwed me over, that old hag! And after everything the law could do to make me feel satisfied and get paid, like seizing my stuff and all that, she ran off to the charity workhouse, leaving me with a twenty-pound debt—it's such a shame and injustice that charity workhouse takes in bankrupt debtors who can’t pay their honest creditors.’

‘Methinks, friend,’ said the Quaker, ‘thine own rags might teach thee compassion for other people’s nakedness.’

“Methinks, friend,” said the Quaker, “your own rags might teach you compassion for others’ nakedness.”

‘Rags!’ said Peter, taking Joshua’s words literally; ‘does ony wise body put on their best coat when they are travelling, and keeping company with Quakers, and such other cattle as the road affords?’

‘Rags!’ said Peter, taking Joshua’s words literally; ‘does any wise person put on their best coat when they’re traveling and keeping company with Quakers and other folks you meet along the road?’

‘The old lady DIED, I have heard,’ said Nanty, affecting a moderation which was belied by accents that faltered with passion.

‘The old lady DIED, I’ve heard,’ said Nanty, trying to sound calm, but his voice betrayed him, trembling with emotion.

‘She might live or die, for what I care,’ answered Peter the Cruel; ‘what business have folk to do to live that canna live as law will, and satisfy their just and lawful creditors?’

‘She could live or die, I don’t care,’ replied Peter the Cruel; ‘why should people live if they can’t do it legally and pay their rightful creditors?’

‘And you—you that are now yourself trodden down in the very kennel, are you not sorry for what you have done? Do you not repent having occasioned the poor widow woman’s death?’

‘And you—you who are now being pushed down into the dirt, are you not regretful for what you have done? Do you not feel remorse for causing the poor widow woman’s death?’

‘What for should I repent?’ said Peter; ‘the law was on my side—a decreet of the bailies, followed by poinding, and an act of warding—a suspension intented, and the letters found orderly proceeded. I followed the auld rudas through twa courts—she cost me mair money than her lugs were worth.’

‘What do I have to repent for?’ said Peter; ‘the law was on my side—a decree from the bailiffs, followed by an impoundment, and a protection order—a suspension intended, and the documents were all in order. I followed that old hag through two courts—she cost me more money than she was worth.’

‘Now, by Heaven!’ said Nanty, ‘I would give a thousand guineas, if I had them, to have you worth my beating! Had you said you repented, it had been between God and your conscience; but to hear you boast of your villany—Do you think it little to have reduced the aged to famine, and the young to infamy—to have caused the death of one woman, the ruin of another, and to have driven a man to exile and despair? By Him that made me, I can scarce keep hands off you!

‘Now, by Heaven!’ said Nanty, ‘I would give a thousand guineas, if I had them, to have you worth my beating! If you had said you were sorry, it would have been between you and God; but to hear you brag about your wrongdoings—Do you think it’s nothing to have brought the elderly to starvation and the young to disgrace—to have caused the death of one woman, the ruin of another, and to have pushed a man to exile and despair? By Him who created me, I can barely keep my hands off you!’

‘Off me? I defy ye!’ said Peter. ‘I take this honest man to witness that if ye stir the neck of my collar, I will have my action for stouthreif, spulzie, oppression, assault and battery. Here’s a bra’ din, indeed, about an auld wife gaun to the grave, a young limmer to the close-heads and causeway, and a sticket stibbler [A student of divinity who has not been able to complete his studies on theology.] to the sea instead of the gallows!’

‘Me? I dare you!’ said Peter. ‘I’ll have this honest man as a witness that if you touch my collar, I’ll sue you for theft, robbery, oppression, assault, and battery. What a big fuss over an old woman heading to the grave, a young girl heading to the back alleys and streets, and a washed-up divinity student sent to the sea instead of the gallows!’

‘Now, by my soul,’ said Nanty, ‘this is too much! and since you can feel no otherwise, I will try if I cannot beat some humanity into your head and shoulders.’

‘Now, by my soul,’ said Nanty, ‘this is too much! And since you can’t feel any other way, I’ll see if I can beat some compassion into your head and shoulders.’

He drew his hanger as he spoke, and although Joshua, who had in vain endeavoured to interrupt the dialogue to which he foresaw a violent termination, now threw himself between Nanty and the old litigant, he could not prevent the latter from receiving two or three sound slaps over the shoulder with the flat side of the weapon.

He pulled out his sword as he talked, and even though Joshua, who had tried unsuccessfully to break up the conversation knowing it would end badly, stepped in between Nanty and the old man, he couldn't stop the old man from getting a couple of good whacks on the shoulder with the flat side of the blade.

Poor Peter Peebles, as inglorious in his extremity as he had been presumptuous in bringing it on, now ran and roared, and bolted out of the apartment and house itself, pursued by Nanty, whose passion became high in proportion to his giving way to its dictates, and by Joshua, who still interfered at every risk, calling upon Nanty to reflect on the age and miserable circumstances of the offender, and upon Poor Peter to stand and place himself under his protection. In front of the house, however, Peter Peebles found a more efficient protector than the worthy Quaker.

Poor Peter Peebles, as shameful in his downfall as he had been arrogant in causing it, now ran and screamed, bolting out of the apartment and the house itself, chased by Nanty, whose anger grew stronger the more he gave in to it, and by Joshua, who still got involved at every risk, urging Nanty to consider the offender's age and miserable circumstances, and telling Poor Peter to stop and put himself under his protection. However, in front of the house, Peter Peebles found a more effective protector than the kind Quaker.





CHAPTER XXI

NARRATIVE OF ALAN FAIRFORD

Our readers may recollect that Fairford had been conducted by Dick Gardener from the house of Fairladies to the inn of old Father Crackenthorp, in order, as he had been informed by the mysterious Father Buonaventure, that he might have the meeting which he desired with Mr. Redgauntlet, to treat with him for the liberty of his friend Darsie. His guide, by the special direction of Mr. Ambrose, had introduced him into the public-house by a back-door, and recommended to the landlord to accommodate him with a private apartment, and to treat him with all civility; but in other respects to keep his eye on him, and even to secure his person, if he saw any reason to suspect him to be a spy. He was not, however, subjected to any direct restraint, but was ushered into an apartment where he was requested to await the arrival of the gentleman with whom he wished to have an interview, and who, as Crackenthorp assured, him with a significant nod, would be certainly there in the course of an hour. In the meanwhile, he recommended to him, with another significant sign, to keep his apartment, ‘as there were people in the house who were apt to busy themselves about other folk’s matters.’

Our readers might remember that Fairford was taken by Dick Gardener from the Fairladies house to the inn of old Father Crackenthorp. This was done so he could have the meeting he wanted with Mr. Redgauntlet, to discuss the freedom of his friend Darsie, as he had been informed by the mysterious Father Buonaventure. His guide, following Mr. Ambrose's specific instructions, led him into the pub through a back door and suggested that the landlord provide him a private room and treat him with respect. However, he was also advised to keep an eye on him and even to ensure his safety if there was any reason to think he might be a spy. Nevertheless, he wasn't under any direct restrictions and was shown into a room where he was asked to wait for the gentleman he wished to meet, who, as Crackenthorp assured him with a knowing nod, would definitely arrive within an hour. In the meantime, he suggested to Fairford, with another significant gesture, to stay in his room "since there were people in the house who tended to poke into others' business."

Alan Fairford complied with the recommendation, so long as he thought it reasonable; but when, among a large party riding up to the house, he discerned Redgauntlet, whom he had seen under the name of Mr. Herries of Birrenswork, and whom, by his height and strength, he easily distinguished from the rest, he thought it proper to go down to the front of the house, in hopes that, by more closely reconnoitring the party, he might discover if his friend Darsie was among them.

Alan Fairford followed the recommendation as long as he found it reasonable; however, when he spotted Redgauntlet among a large group riding up to the house—someone he recognized as Mr. Herries of Birrenswork, whom he could easily pick out due to his height and strength—he decided it was prudent to go down to the front of the house. He hoped that by getting a better look at the group, he might find out if his friend Darsie was with them.

The reader is aware that, by doing so, he had an opportunity of breaking Darsie’s fall from his side-saddle, although his disguise and mask prevented his recognizing his friend. It may be also recollected that while Nixon hurried Miss Redgauntlet and her brother into the house, their uncle, somewhat chafed at an unexpected and inconvenient interruption, remained himself in parley with Fairford, who had already successively addressed him by the names of Herries and Redgauntlet; neither of which, any more than the acquaintance of the young lawyer, he seemed at the moment willing to acknowledge, though an air of haughty indifference, which he assumed, could not conceal his vexation and embarrassment.

The reader knows that by doing this, he had a chance to catch Darsie before he fell off his side-saddle, even though his disguise and mask made it impossible for him to recognize his friend. It's also worth mentioning that while Nixon rushed Miss Redgauntlet and her brother into the house, their uncle, somewhat annoyed by the unexpected and inconvenient interruption, stayed behind to talk with Fairford, who had already called him by the names of Herries and Redgauntlet. Neither of these names, along with his connection to the young lawyer, seemed to be something he wanted to acknowledge at that moment, although the haughty indifference he tried to project couldn’t hide his frustration and discomfort.

‘If we must needs be acquainted, sir,’ he said at last—‘for which I am unable to see any necessity, especially as I am now particularly disposed to be private—I must entreat you will tell me at once what you have to say, and permit me to attend to matters of more importance.’

‘If we have to meet, sir,’ he finally said, ‘which I don’t see the need for, especially since I’d really prefer to be alone right now—I must ask you to tell me right away what you need to say, and allow me to focus on more important matters.’

‘My introduction,’ said Fairford, ‘is contained in this letter.—(Delivering that of Maxwell.)—I am convinced that, under whatever name it may be your pleasure for the present to be known, it is into your hands, and yours only, that it should be delivered.’

‘Here’s my introduction,’ said Fairford, ‘it's in this letter.—(Handing over that of Maxwell.)—I truly believe that, regardless of what name you prefer to go by for now, this should be given to you, and only you.’

Redgauntlet turned the letter in his hand—then read the contents then again looked upon the letter, and sternly observed, ‘The seal of the letter has been broken. Was this the case, sir, when it was delivered into your hand?’

Redgauntlet turned the letter in his hand—then read its contents, then looked at the letter again and sternly said, ‘The seal of the letter has been broken. Was this the case, sir, when it was handed to you?’

Fairford despised a falsehood as much as any man,—unless, perhaps, as Tom Turnpenny might have said, ‘in the way of business.’ He answered readily and firmly, ‘The seal was whole when the letter was delivered to me by Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees.’

Fairford hated dishonesty as much as anyone—unless, as Tom Turnpenny might put it, ‘for business purposes.’ He responded quickly and confidently, “The seal was intact when Mr. Maxwell of Summertrees delivered the letter to me.”

‘And did you dare, sir, to break the seal of a letter addressed to me?’ said Redgauntlet, not sorry, perhaps, to pick a quarrel upon a point foreign to the tenor of the epistle.

‘And did you have the nerve, sir, to break the seal of a letter meant for me?’ said Redgauntlet, perhaps a bit eager to start a fight over something unrelated to the content of the letter.

‘I have never broken the seal of any letter committed to my charge,’ said Alan; ‘not from fear of those to whom such letter might be addressed, but from respect to myself.’

‘I have never opened the seal of any letter entrusted to me,’ Alan said; ‘not out of fear of the people the letter might be meant for, but out of respect for myself.’

‘That is well worded,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘and yet, young Mr. Counsellor, I doubt whether your delicacy prevented your reading my letter, or listening to the contents as read by some other person after it was opened.’

‘That's well said,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘and yet, young Mr. Counsellor, I doubt that your sensitivity stopped you from reading my letter or hearing its contents read by someone else after it was opened.’

‘I certainly did hear the contents read over,’ said Fairford; ‘and they were such as to surprise me a good deal.’

‘I definitely heard the contents read aloud,’ said Fairford; ‘and they were quite surprising to me.’

‘Now that,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘I hold to be pretty much the same, IN FORO CONSCIENTIAE, as if you had broken the seal yourself. I shall hold myself excused from entering upon further discourse with a messenger so faithless; and you may thank yourself if your journey has been fruitless.’

‘Now that,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘I consider to be pretty much the same, IN FORO CONSCIENTIAE, as if you had broken the seal yourself. I won’t feel obligated to continue discussing anything with a messenger so untrustworthy; and you can thank yourself if your trip has been pointless.’

‘Stay, sir,’ said Fairford; ‘and know that I became acquainted with the contents of the paper without my consent—I may even say, against my will; for Mr. Buonaventure’—

‘Wait, sir,’ said Fairford; ‘and understand that I found out what was in the paper without my approval—I might even say, against my wishes; for Mr. Buonaventure’—

‘Who?’ demanded Redgauntlet, in a wild and alarmed manner—‘WHOM was it you named?’

‘Who?’ demanded Redgauntlet, in a wild and alarmed manner—‘Who was it you named?’

‘Father Buonaventure,’ said Alan,—‘a Catholic priest, as I apprehend, whom I saw at the Misses Arthuret’s house, called Fairladies.’

‘Father Buonaventure,’ said Alan, ‘a Catholic priest, as I understand it, whom I saw at the Misses Arthuret’s house, called Fairladies.’

‘Misses Arthuret!—Fairladies!—A Catholic priest!—Father Buonaventure!’ said Redgauntlet, repeating the words of Alan with astonishment.—‘Is it possible that human rashness can reach such a point of infatuation? Tell me the truth, I conjure you, sir. I have the deepest interest to know whether this is more than an idle legend, picked up from hearsay about the country. You are a lawyer, and know the risk incurred by the Catholic clergy, whom the discharge of their duty sends to these bloody shores.’

“Misses Arthuret!—Fair ladies!—A Catholic priest!—Father Buonaventure!” said Redgauntlet, echoing Alan’s words with disbelief. “Is it really possible that human foolishness can reach such heights of obsession? Please, I urge you to tell me the truth. I’m very invested in knowing whether this is more than just a rumor picked up from gossip in the area. You’re a lawyer, and you understand the dangers faced by the Catholic clergy who come to these violent shores as part of their duty.”

‘I am a lawyer, certainly,’ said Fairford; ‘but my holding such a respectable condition in life warrants that I am neither an informer nor a spy. Here is sufficient evidence that I have seen Father Buonaventure.’

‘I am a lawyer, for sure,’ said Fairford; ‘but my respectable position in life ensures that I am neither an informer nor a spy. Here is enough proof that I have seen Father Buonaventure.’

He put Buonaventure’s letter into Redgauntlet’s hand, and watched his looks closely while he read it. ‘Double-dyed infatuation!’ he muttered, with looks in which sorrow, displeasure, and anxiety were mingled. ‘“Save me from the indiscretion of my friends,” says the Spaniard; “I can save myself from the hostility of my enemies.”’

He handed Buonaventure’s letter to Redgauntlet and watched his expression closely as he read it. ‘What a foolish obsession!’ he muttered, a mix of sorrow, displeasure, and anxiety on his face. ‘“Save me from my friends' foolishness,” says the Spaniard; “I can handle my enemies myself.”’

He then read the letter attentively, and for two or three minutes was lost in thought, while some purpose of importance seemed to have gathered and sit brooding upon his countenance. He held up his finger towards his satellite, Cristal Nixon, who replied to his signal with a prompt nod; and with one or two of the attendants approached Fairford in such a manner as to make him apprehensive they were about to lay hold of him.

He then read the letter carefully and, for two or three minutes, was deep in thought, as if an important plan was forming on his brow. He raised a finger to his assistant, Cristal Nixon, who quickly nodded in response; then, along with one or two of the staff, they approached Fairford in a way that made him worry they were going to grab him.

At this moment a noise was heard from withinside of the house, and presently rushed forth Peter Peebles, pursued by Nanty Ewart with his drawn hanger, and the worthy Quaker, who was endeavouring to prevent mischief to others, at some risk of bringing it on himself.

At that moment, a noise came from inside the house, and Peter Peebles quickly ran out, chased by Nanty Ewart with his drawn sword, while the well-meaning Quaker was trying to stop any trouble for others, risking getting into it himself.

A wilder and yet a more absurd figure can hardly be imagined, than that of Poor Peter clattering along as fast as his huge boots would permit him, and resembling nothing so much as a flying scarecrow; while the thin emaciated form of Nanty Ewart, with the hue of death on his cheek, and the fire of vengeance glancing from his eye, formed a ghastly contrast with the ridiculous object of his pursuit.

A wilder and yet more absurd figure is hard to imagine than Poor Peter clattering along as fast as his huge boots would allow him, resembling nothing more than a flying scarecrow; while the thin, emaciated form of Nanty Ewart, with a deathly pallor on his cheek and a spark of vengeance in his eye, created a grim contrast with the ridiculous figure he was chasing.

Redgauntlet threw himself between them. ‘What extravagant folly is this?’ he said. ‘Put up your weapon, captain. Is this a time to indulge in drunken brawls, or is such a miserable object as that a fitting antagonist for a man of courage?’

Redgauntlet stepped in between them. “What kind of crazy nonsense is this?” he said. “Put your weapon away, captain. Is this really the right moment for a drunken fight, or is someone like that a worthy opponent for a man of courage?”

‘I beg pardon,’ said the captain, sheathing his weapon—‘I was a little bit out of the way, to be sure; but to know the provocation, a man must read my heart, and that I hardly dare to do myself. But the wretch is safe from me. Heaven has done its own vengeance on us both.’

‘I’m sorry,’ said the captain, putting away his weapon—‘I was a little out of line, for sure; but to understand what drove me to this, a man would have to read my heart, and I barely dare to do that myself. But the scoundrel is safe from me. Heaven has taken its own revenge on both of us.’

While he spoke in this manner, Peter Peebles, who had at first crept behind Redgauntlet in bodily fear, began now to reassume his spirits. Pulling his protector by the sleeve, ‘Mr. Herries—Mr. Herries,’ he whispered, eagerly, ‘ye have done me mair than ae gude turn, and if ye will but do me anither at this dead pinch, I’ll forgie the girded keg of brandy that you and Captain Sir Harry Redgimlet drank out yon time. Ye sall hae an ample discharge and renunciation, and, though I should see you walking at the Cross of Edinburgh, or standing at the bar of the Court of Justiciary, no the very thumbikins themselves should bring to my memory that ever I saw you in arms yon day.’

While he spoke like that, Peter Peebles, who had initially crept behind Redgauntlet in fear, started to regain his confidence. Pulling on his protector’s sleeve, "Mr. Herries—Mr. Herries," he whispered eagerly, "you've done me more than one good deed, and if you could do me another in this tight spot, I’ll forgive the barrel of brandy that you and Captain Sir Harry Redgimlet drank that time. You’ll have a full release and renouncement, and even if I see you walking at the Cross of Edinburgh or standing at the bar of the Court of Justiciary, not even the smallest details should remind me that I ever saw you in arms that day."

He accompanied this promise by pulling so hard at Redgauntlet’s cloak, that he at last turned round. ‘Idiot! speak in a word what you want.’

He backed up this promise by tugging so hard at Redgauntlet’s cloak that he finally turned around. ‘Idiot! Just tell me what you want.’

‘Aweel, aweel. In a word, then,’ said Peter Peebles, ‘I have a warrant on me to apprehend that man that stands there, Alan Fairford by name, and advocate by calling. I bought it from Maister Justice Foxley’s clerk, Maister Nicholas Faggot, wi’ the guinea that you gied me.

‘Well, well. In a word, then,’ said Peter Peebles, ‘I have a warrant with me to apprehend that man standing there, Alan Fairford by name, and advocate by profession. I got it from Master Justice Foxley’s clerk, Master Nicholas Faggot, with the guinea you gave me.

‘Ha!’ said Redgauntlet, ‘hast thou really such a warrant? let me see it. Look sharp that no one escape, Cristal Nixon.’

‘Ha!’ said Redgauntlet, ‘do you really have such a warrant? Let me see it. Make sure no one gets away, Cristal Nixon.’

Peter produced a huge, greasy, leathern pocketbook, too dirty to permit its original colour to be visible, filled with scrolls of notes, memorials to counsel, and Heaven knows what besides. From amongst this precious mass he culled forth a paper, and placed it in the hands of Redgauntlet, or Herries, as he continued to call him, saying, at the same time, ‘It’s a formal and binding warrant, proceeding on my affidavy made, that the said Alan Fairford, being lawfully engaged in my service, had slipped the tether and fled over the Border, and was now lurking there and thereabouts, to elude and evite the discharge of his bounden duty to me; and therefore granting warrant to constables and others, to seek for, take, and apprehend him, that he may be brought before the Honourable Justice Foxley for examination, and, if necessary, for commitment. Now, though a’ this be fairly set down, as I tell ye, yet where am I to get an officer to execute this warrant in sic a country as this, where swords and pistols flee out at a word’s speaking, and folk care as little for the peace of King George as the peace of Auld King Coul? There’s that drunken skipper, and that wet Quaker, enticed me into the public this morning, and because I wadna gie them’ as much brandy as wad have made them blind-drunk, they baith fell on me, and were in the way of guiding me very ill.’

Peter pulled out a huge, greasy leather wallet, so dirty that its original color was impossible to see, stuffed with notes, reminders, and who knows what else. He took a paper from this precious pile and handed it to Redgauntlet, or Herries, as he kept calling him, saying at the same time, “This is a formal and binding warrant based on my affidavit stating that the said Alan Fairford, being lawfully engaged in my service, has slipped away and fled over the Border, and is now hiding around there to avoid fulfilling his obligations to me; and therefore it gives authority to constables and others to search for, capture, and apprehend him so he can be brought before the Honorable Justice Foxley for questioning and, if necessary, for commitment. Now, even though all this is clearly stated, I’m telling you, where am I supposed to find someone to carry out this warrant in a place like this, where swords and pistols come out at the slightest provocation, and people care as little for King George's peace as for the peace of Old King Cole? That drunken captain and that soggy Quaker dragged me into the pub this morning, and because I wouldn’t give them enough brandy to make them blind drunk, they both jumped on me and were pretty bad at guiding me.”

While Peter went on in this manner, Redgauntlet glanced his eye over the warrant, and immediately saw that it must be a trick passed by Nicholas Faggot, to cheat the poor insane wretch out of his solitary guinea. But the Justice had actually subscribed it, as he did whatever his clerk presented to him, and Redgauntlet resolved to use it for his own purposes.

While Peter continued talking like this, Redgauntlet quickly looked over the warrant and immediately realized it was a trick set up by Nicholas Faggot to swindle the poor delusional guy out of his lone guinea. But the Justice had actually signed it, as he did with everything his clerk put in front of him, and Redgauntlet decided to use it for his own goals.

Without making any direct answer, therefore, to Peter Peebles, he walked up gravely to Fairford, who had waited quietly for the termination of a scene in which he was not a little surprised to find his client, Mr. Peebles, a conspicuous actor.

Without giving a direct answer to Peter Peebles, he walked solemnly up to Fairford, who had waited patiently for the end of a situation where he was somewhat surprised to see his client, Mr. Peebles, as a prominent participant.

‘Mr. Fairford,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘there are many reasons which might induce me to comply with the request, or rather the injunctions, of the excellent Father Buonaventure, that I should communicate with you upon the present condition of my ward, whom you know under the name of Darsie Latimer; but no man is better aware than you that the law must be obeyed, even in contradiction to our own feelings; now this poor man has obtained a warrant for carrying you before a magistrate, and, I am afraid, there is a necessity of your yielding to it, although to the postponement of the business which you may have with me.’

‘Mr. Fairford,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘there are many reasons that might make me want to follow the request, or rather the orders, of the great Father Buonaventure, to speak with you about the current situation of my ward, whom you know as Darsie Latimer; but no one knows better than you that the law must be followed, even if it goes against our own feelings; now this poor man has gotten a warrant to bring you before a magistrate, and I’m afraid you’ll need to comply, even if it delays the matter you want to discuss with me.’

‘A warrant against me!’ said Alan, indignantly; ‘and at that poor miserable wretch’s instance?—why, this is a trick, a mere and most palpable trick.’

‘A warrant against me!’ Alan exclaimed, indignantly; ‘and at the request of that poor miserable wretch?—this is just a trick, a blatant and obvious trick.’

‘It may be so,’ replied Redgauntlet, with great equanimity; ‘doubtless you know best; only the writ appears regular, and with that respect for the law which has been,’ he said, with hypocritical formality, ‘a leading feature of my character through life, I cannot dispense with giving my poor aid to the support of a legal warrant. Look at it yourself, and be satisfied it is no trick of mine.’

‘It could be true,’ Redgauntlet replied calmly. ‘You probably know better; only the document looks legitimate, and out of the respect for the law that has always been,’ he said, with feigned formality, ‘a key part of my character, I can’t ignore the need to provide my support for a legal warrant. You should take a look at it yourself and be assured it’s not one of my tricks.’

Fairford ran over the affidavit and the warrant, and then exclaimed once more, that it was an impudent imposition, and that he would hold those who acted upon such a warrant liable in the highest damages. ‘I guess at your motive, Mr. Redgauntlet,’ he said, ‘for acquiescing in so ridiculous a proceeding. But be assured you will find that, in this country, one act of illegal violence will not be covered or atoned for by practising another. You cannot, as a man of sense and honour, pretend to say you regard this as a legal warrant.’

Fairford looked over the affidavit and the warrant, and then exclaimed once more that it was a bold violation and that he would hold anyone acting on such a warrant responsible for the highest damages. “I can guess your motive, Mr. Redgauntlet,” he said, “for going along with such a ridiculous action. But rest assured, you’ll find that in this country, one illegal act of violence won’t be justified or made right by committing another. You can’t, as a reasonable and honorable person, pretend to say you consider this a legal warrant.”

‘I am no lawyer, sir,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘and pretend not to know what is or is not law—the warrant is quite formal, and that is enough for me.’

‘I’m not a lawyer, sir,’ Redgauntlet said; ‘and I don’t claim to know what is or isn’t law—the warrant is completely formal, and that’s good enough for me.’

‘Did ever any one hear,’ said Fairford, ‘of an advocate being compelled to return to his task, like a collier or a salter [See Note 10.] who has deserted his master?’

‘Has anyone ever heard,’ said Fairford, ‘of a lawyer being forced to go back to work, like a coal miner or a salt worker [See Note 10.] who has abandoned his boss?’

‘I see no reason why he should not,’ said Redgauntlet, dryly, ‘unless on the ground that the services of the lawyer are the most expensive and least useful of the two.’

‘I don’t see any reason why he shouldn't,’ said Redgauntlet, dryly, ‘unless you consider that hiring a lawyer is the most expensive and least useful option of the two.’

‘You cannot mean this in earnest,’ said Fairford; ‘you cannot really mean to avail yourself of so poor a contrivance, to evade the word pledged by your friend, your ghostly father, in my behalf. I may have been a fool for trusting it too easily, but think what you must be if you can abuse my confidence in this manner. I entreat you to reflect that this usage releases me from all promises of secrecy or connivance at what I am apt to think are very dangerous practices, and that’—

‘You can’t be serious,’ said Fairford. ‘You can’t actually intend to use such a weak trick to get around the commitment made by your friend, your spiritual advisor, on my behalf. I might have been foolish for trusting it too easily, but just consider what you must be if you’re going to misuse my confidence like this. I urge you to realize that this kind of behavior frees me from any promises of secrecy or complicity regarding what I believe are very risky practices, and that’—

‘Hark ye, Mr. Fairford,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘I must here interrupt you for your own sake. One word of betraying what you may have seen, or what you may have suspected, and your seclusion is like to have either a very distant or a very brief termination; in either case a most undesirable one. At present, you are sure of being at liberty in a very few days—perhaps much sooner.’

‘Listen, Mr. Fairford,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘I have to stop you here for your own good. If you say a word about what you might have seen or suspected, your time alone will likely end either very far in the future or very soon; in either case, it won't be good. Right now, you can be sure you'll be free in just a few days—maybe even sooner.’

‘And my friend,’ said Alan Fairford, ‘for whose sake I have run myself into this danger, what is to become of him? Dark and dangerous man!’ he exclaimed, raising his voice, I will not be again cajoled by deceitful promises’—

‘And my friend,’ said Alan Fairford, ‘the one I’ve put myself in this danger for, what will happen to him? He’s a dark and dangerous man!’ he exclaimed, raising his voice, ‘I won’t be tricked by false promises again!’

‘I give you my honour that your friend is well,’ interrupted Redgauntlet; ‘perhaps I may permit you to see him, if you will but submit with patience to a fate which is inevitable.’

‘I promise you that your friend is fine,’ interrupted Redgauntlet; ‘maybe I’ll allow you to see him, if you can just accept what’s inevitable with patience.’

But Alan Fairford, considering his confidence as having been abused, first by Maxwell, and next by the priest, raised his voice, and appealed to all the king’s lieges within hearing, against the violence with which he was threatened. He was instantly seized on by Nixon and two assistants, who, holding down his arms, and endeavouring to stop his mouth, were about to hurry him away.

But Alan Fairford, feeling that his confidence was betrayed first by Maxwell and then by the priest, raised his voice and called out to all the king's subjects within earshot, protesting against the violence he was facing. He was immediately grabbed by Nixon and two helpers, who held his arms and tried to silence him, preparing to drag him away.

The honest Quaker, who had kept out of Redgauntlet’s presence, now came boldly forward.

The honest Quaker, who had stayed away from Redgauntlet, now stepped forward confidently.

‘Friend,’ said he, ‘thou dost more than thou canst answer. Thou knowest me well, and thou art aware that in me thou hast a deeply injured neighbour, who was dwelling beside thee in the honesty and simplicity of his heart.’

‘Friend,’ he said, ‘you’re doing more than you can handle. You know me well, and you’re aware that you have a deeply wounded neighbor living next to you, who has always been honest and straightforward with his heart.’

‘Tush, Jonathan,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘talk not to me, man; it is neither the craft of a young lawyer, nor the SIMPLICITY of an old hypocrite, can drive me from my purpose.

‘Come on, Jonathan,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘don't talk to me, man; neither the skill of a young lawyer nor the naivety of an old hypocrite can sway me from my intentions.

‘By my faith,’ said the captain, coming forward in his turn, ‘this is hardly fair, general; and I doubt,’ he added, ‘whether the will of my owners can make me a party to such proceedings. Nay, never fumble with your sword-hilt, but out with it like a man, if you are for a tilting.’ He unsheathed his hanger, and continued—‘I will neither see my comrade Fairford, nor the old Quaker, abused. D——n all warrants, false or true—curse the justice—confound the constable!—and here stands little Nanty Ewart to make good what he says against gentle and simple, in spite of horse-shoe or horse-radish either.’

"By my word," said the captain, stepping forward, "this isn't fair, general; and I doubt," he added, "whether my owners can force me to be part of this. Now, don't fumble with your sword-hilt, just draw it like a man if you're up for a fight." He unsheathed his dagger and continued, "I won't let my comrade Fairford or the old Quaker be mistreated. Damn all warrants, whether they're real or fake—curse the law—screw the cop!—and here stands little Nanty Ewart to back up what he says against anyone, regardless of whether it's a horseshoe or a horse radish."

The cry of ‘Down with all warrants!’ was popular in the ears of the militia of the inn, and Nanty Ewart was no less so. Fishers, ostlers, seamen, smugglers, began to crowd to the spot. Crackenthorp endeavoured in vain to mediate. The attendants of Redgauntlet began to handle their firearms; but their master shouted to them to forbear, and, unsheathing his sword as quick as lightning, he rushed on Ewart in the midst of his bravado, and struck his weapon from his hand with such address and force, that it flew three yards from him. Closing with him at the same moment, he gave him a severe fall, and waved his sword over his head, to show he was absolutely at his mercy.

The shout of ‘Down with all warrants!’ was music to the ears of the militia at the inn, and Nanty Ewart was no exception. Fishermen, stable hands, sailors, and smugglers started to gather at the scene. Crackenthorp tried to mediate but failed. The attendants of Redgauntlet began to handle their weapons, but their master yelled at them to hold back. In a flash, he drew his sword and charged at Ewart, who had been boasting, and knocked the weapon from his hand with such skill and force that it flew three yards away. He closed in on Ewart at the same time, took him down hard, and raised his sword above his head to show that Ewart was completely at his mercy.

‘There, you drunken vagabond,’ he said, ‘I give you your life—you are no bad fellow if you could keep from brawling among your friends. But we all know Nanty Ewart,’ he said to the crowd around, with a forgiving laugh, which, joined to the awe his prowess had inspired, entirely confirmed their wavering allegiance.

‘There, you drunk wanderer,’ he said, ‘I give you your life—you’re not a bad guy if you could stop fighting with your friends. But we all know Nanty Ewart,’ he told the crowd around, with a forgiving laugh, which, combined with the awe his skill had inspired, completely solidified their shaky loyalty.

They shouted, ‘The laird for ever!’ while poor Nanty, rising from the earth, on whose lap he had been stretched so rudely, went in quest of his hanger, lifted it, wiped it, and, as he returned the weapon to the scabbard, muttered between his teeth, ‘It is true they say of him, and the devil will stand his friend till his hour come; I will cross him no more.’

They shouted, "Long live the laird!" while poor Nanty, getting up from the ground where he had been thrown so roughly, went to find his sword, picked it up, wiped it off, and as he put the weapon back in its sheath, muttered under his breath, "What they say about him is true, and the devil will back him until his time is up; I won’t cross him again."

So saying, he slunk from the crowd, cowed and disheartened by his defeat.

So saying, he slipped away from the crowd, defeated and disheartened.

‘For you, Joshua Geddes,’ said Redgauntlet, approaching the Quaker, who, with lifted hands and eyes, had beheld the scene of violence, ‘l shall take the liberty to arrest thee for a breach of the peace, altogether unbecoming thy pretended principles; and I believe it will go hard with thee both in a court of justice and among thine own Society of Friends, as they call themselves, who will be but indifferently pleased to see the quiet tenor of their hypocrisy insulted by such violent proceedings.’

‘For you, Joshua Geddes,’ said Redgauntlet, walking up to the Quaker, who, with his hands and eyes raised, had witnessed the scene of violence, ‘I’m going to take the liberty to arrest you for disturbing the peace, which is completely inconsistent with your supposed principles; and I believe you’ll have a tough time both in a court of law and with your own Society of Friends, as they like to call themselves, who won’t be very happy to see their quiet hypocrisy insulted by such violent actions.’

‘I violent!’ said Joshua; ‘I do aught unbecoming the principles of the Friends! I defy thee, man, and I charge thee, as a Christian, to forbear vexing my soul with such charges: it is grievous enough to me to have seen violences which I was unable to prevent.’

‘I’m violent!’ said Joshua; ‘I do anything that goes against the principles of the Friends! I defy you, man, and I urge you, as a Christian, to stop bothering my soul with such accusations: it pains me enough to have seen acts of violence that I could not prevent.’

‘O Joshua, Joshua!’ said Redgauntlet, with a sardonic smile; ‘thou light of the faithful in the town of Dumfries and the places adjacent, wilt thou thus fall away from the truth? Hast thou not, before us all, attempted to rescue a man from the warrant of law? Didst thou not encourage that drunken fellow to draw his weapon—and didst thou not thyself flourish thy cudgel in the cause? Think’st thou that the oaths of the injured Peter Peebles, and the conscientious Cristal Nixon, besides those of such gentlemen as look on this strange scene, who not only put on swearing as a garment, but to whom, in Custom House matters, oaths are literally meat and drink,—dost thou not think, I say, that these men’s oaths will go further than thy Yea and Nay in this matter?’

‘Oh Joshua, Joshua!’ said Redgauntlet, with a sarcastic smile; ‘you, the light of the faithful in the town of Dumfries and nearby places, are you really going to turn away from the truth like this? Haven't you, right in front of all of us, tried to save a man from a legal warrant? Didn't you encourage that drunk guy to pull his weapon—and didn't you yourself wave your club in support? Do you really think that the testimonies of the injured Peter Peebles and the honest Cristal Nixon, along with those of the gentlemen witnessing this bizarre scene, who not only use swearing casually but also rely on oaths like food and drink in Custom House matters—do you really think their oaths will hold more weight than your Yes and No in this situation?’

‘I will swear to anything,’ said Peter. ‘All is fair when it comes to an oath AD LITEM.’

‘I’ll swear to anything,’ said Peter. ‘Everything’s fair when it comes to an oath AD LITEM.’

‘You do me foul wrong,’ said the Quaker, undismayed by the general laugh. ‘I encouraged no drawing of weapons, though I attempted to move an unjust man by some use of argument—I brandished no cudgel, although it may be that the ancient Adam struggled within me, and caused my hand to grasp mine oaken staff firmer than usual, when I saw innocence borne down with violence. But why talk I what is true and just to thee, who hast been a man of violence from thy youth upwards? Let me rather speak to thee such language as thou canst comprehend. Deliver these young men up to me,’ he said, when he had led Redgauntlet a little apart from the crowd, ‘and I will not only free thee from the heavy charge of damages which thou hast incurred by thine outrage upon my property, but I will add ransom for them and for myself. What would it profit thee to do the youths wrong, by detaining them in captivity?’

‘You’re seriously wronging me,’ said the Quaker, unfazed by the laughter around him. ‘I didn’t provoke anyone to draw weapons, although I tried to reason with an unjust man. I didn’t wave a club, even if the old instincts stirred within me, making me grip my wooden staff tighter than usual when I saw innocence being attacked. But why should I speak truth and justice to you, who have been violent since you were young? Let me instead use words you can understand. Hand these young men over to me,’ he said, pulling Redgauntlet aside from the crowd. ‘I won’t just relieve you of the hefty damages you owe for your attack on my property, but I’ll also pay a ransom for them and for myself. What good would it do you to wrong these boys by keeping them captive?’

‘Mr. Geddes,’ said Redgauntlet, in a tone more respectful than he had hitherto used to the Quaker, ‘your language is disinterested, and I respect the fidelity of your friendship. Perhaps we have mistaken each other’s principles and motives; but if so, we have not at present time for explanation. Make yourself easy. I hope to raise your friend Darsie Latimer to a pitch of eminence which you will witness with pleasure;—nay, do not attempt to answer me. The other young man shall suffer restraint a few days, probably only a few hours,—it is not more than due for his pragmatical interference in what concerned him not. Do you, Mr. Geddes, be so prudent as to take your horse and leave this place, which is growing every moment more unfit for the abode of a man of peace. You may wait the event in safety at Mount Sharon.’

‘Mr. Geddes,’ said Redgauntlet, in a tone more respectful than he had used before with the Quaker, ‘your words are sincere, and I appreciate the loyalty of your friendship. Maybe we’ve misunderstood each other’s principles and motives; but if that’s the case, we don’t have time for explanations right now. Don’t worry. I plan to elevate your friend Darsie Latimer to a level of success that you will find pleasing;—no, don’t try to respond. The other young man will be kept under restraint for a few days, probably only a few hours—it’s just a consequence of his meddling in matters that didn’t concern him. So, Mr. Geddes, please be wise and take your horse and leave this place, which is becoming increasingly unsuitable for a man of peace. You can wait for developments safely at Mount Sharon.’

‘Friend,’ replied Joshua, ‘I cannot comply with thy advice; I will remain here, even as thy prisoner, as thou didst but now threaten, rather than leave the youth who hath suffered by and through me and my misfortunes, in his present state of doubtful safety. Wherefore I will not mount my steed Solomon; neither will I turn his head towards Mount Sharon, until I see an end of this matter.’

‘Friend,’ replied Joshua, ‘I can’t follow your advice; I will stay here, even as your prisoner, as you just threatened, rather than leave the young man who has suffered because of me and my misfortunes in his current state of uncertain safety. So, I will not get on my horse Solomon; nor will I turn his head toward Mount Sharon until I see a resolution to this situation.’

‘A prisoner, then, you must be,’ said Redgauntlet. ‘I have no time to dispute the matter further with you. But tell me for what you fix your eyes so attentively on yonder people of mine.’

‘So you’re a prisoner, then,’ said Redgauntlet. ‘I don’t have time to argue about it with you any longer. But tell me why you’re staring so intently at those people of mine over there.’

‘To speak the truth,’ said the Quaker, ‘I admire to behold among them a little wretch of a boy called Benjie, to whom I think Satan has given the power of transporting himself wheresoever mischief is going forward; so that it may be truly said, there is no evil in this land wherein he hath not a finger, if not a whole hand.’

‘To tell the truth,’ said the Quaker, ‘I can't help but admire a little boy among them named Benjie, who I believe Satan has given the ability to appear wherever trouble is happening; so it can honestly be said that there is no wrongdoing in this land that he doesn't have a part in, if not a whole hand.’

The boy, who saw their eyes fixed on him as they spoke, seemed embarrassed, slid rather desirous of making his escape; but at a signal from Redgauntlet he advanced, assuming the sheepish look and rustic manner with which the jackanapes covered much acuteness and roguery.

The boy, who noticed their eyes on him as they talked, looked embarrassed and seemed eager to get away; but at a nod from Redgauntlet, he stepped forward, putting on a sheepish expression and a country-style demeanor that hid his sharpness and cunning.

‘How long have you been with the party, sirrah?’ said Redgauntlet.

‘How long have you been with the party, man?’ said Redgauntlet.

‘Since the raid on the stake-nets,’ said Benjie, with his finger in his mouth.

‘Since the raid on the stake-nets,’ said Benjie, with his finger in his mouth.

‘And what made you follow us?’

‘And what made you follow us?’

‘I dauredna stay at hame for the constables,’ replied the boy.

‘I dared not stay home for the cops,’ replied the boy.

‘And what have you been doing all this time?’

‘So, what have you been up to all this time?’

‘Doing, sir? I dinna ken what ye ca’ doing—I have been doing naething,’ said Benjie; then seeing something in Redgauntlet’s eye which was not to be trifled with, he added, ‘Naething but waiting on Maister Cristal Nixon.’

‘Doing, sir? I don’t know what you call doing—I have been doing nothing,’ said Benjie; then seeing something in Redgauntlet’s eye that was not to be taken lightly, he added, ‘Nothing but waiting on Master Cristal Nixon.’

‘Hum!—aye—indeed?’ muttered Redgauntlet. ‘Must Master Nixon bring his own retinue into the field? This must be seen to.’

‘Huh!—yeah—really?’ murmured Redgauntlet. ‘Does Master Nixon really have to bring his own crew into the field? This needs to be addressed.’

He was about to pursue his inquiry, when Nixon himself came to him with looks of anxious haste, ‘The Father is come,’ he whispered, ‘and the gentlemen are getting together in the largest room of the house, and they desire to see you. Yonder is your nephew, too, making a noise like a man in Bedlam.’

He was just about to continue his investigation when Nixon himself approached him, looking anxious. "The Father is here," he whispered, "and the gentlemen are gathering in the largest room of the house. They want to see you. Over there is your nephew, too, making a racket like someone in a madhouse."

‘I will look to it all instantly,’ said Redgauntlet. ‘Is the Father lodged as I directed?’

‘I’ll take care of everything right away,’ said Redgauntlet. ‘Is the Father settled in as I instructed?’

Cristal nodded.

Cristal agreed.

‘Now, then, for the final trial,’ said Redgauntlet. He folded his hands—looked upwards—crossed himself—and after this act of devotion (almost the first which any one had observed him make use of) he commanded Nixon to keep good watch—have his horses and men ready for every emergence—look after the safe custody of the prisoners—but treat them at the same time well and civilly. And, these orders given, he darted hastily into the house.

‘Now, for the final trial,’ said Redgauntlet. He folded his hands, looked up, crossed himself, and after this act of devotion (almost the first anyone had seen him perform), he instructed Nixon to keep a close watch—have his horses and men ready for anything—ensure the prisoners were kept safe—but also treat them well and politely. With those orders given, he quickly rushed into the house.





CHAPTER XXII

NARRATIVE CONTINUED

Redgauntlet’s first course was to the chamber of his nephew. He unlocked the door, entered the apartment, and asked what he wanted, that he made so much noise.

Redgauntlet's first stop was his nephew's room. He unlocked the door, walked in, and asked what he wanted, since he was making so much noise.

‘I want my liberty,’ said Darsie, who had wrought himself up to a pitch of passion in which his uncle’s wrath had lost its terrors. ‘I desire my liberty, and to be assured of the safety of my beloved friend, Alan Fairford, whose voice I heard but now.’

‘I want my freedom,’ said Darsie, who had worked himself up to a point of anger where his uncle’s rage no longer scared him. ‘I want my freedom, and to know that my dear friend, Alan Fairford, is safe, whose voice I just heard.’

‘Your liberty shall be your own within half an hour from this period—your friend shall be also set at freedom in due time—and you yourself be permitted to have access to his place of confinement.’

‘You will have your freedom back within half an hour from now—your friend will also be released in due time—and you will be allowed to visit him in his place of confinement.’

‘This does not satisfy me,’ said Darsie; ‘I must see my friend instantly; he is here, and he is here endangered on my account only—I have heard violent exclamations—the clash of swords. You will gain no point with me unless I have ocular demonstration of his safety.’

‘This doesn’t satisfy me,’ said Darsie; ‘I need to see my friend right away; he’s here, and he’s in danger because of me—I’ve heard loud shouts and the sound of swords clashing. You won’t convince me unless I can see for myself that he’s safe.’

‘Arthur—dearest nephew,’ answered Redgauntlet, ‘drive me not mad! Thine own fate—that of thy house—that of thousands—that of Britain herself, are at this moment in the scales; and you are only occupied about the safety of a poor insignificant pettifogger!’

‘Arthur—dear nephew,’ replied Redgauntlet, ‘don’t drive me crazy! Your fate—your family's fate—the fate of thousands—and the fate of Britain itself, are hanging in the balance right now; and you’re only worried about the safety of some nobody!’

‘He has sustained injury at your hands, then?’ said Darsie, fiercely. ‘I know he has; but if so, not even our relationship shall protect you.’

"He’s been hurt by you, then?" Darsie said fiercely. "I know he has; but if that's the case, not even our relationship will protect you."

‘Peace, ungrateful and obstinate fool!’ said Redgauntlet. Yet stay—will you be satisfied if you see this Alan Fairford, the bundle of bombazine—this precious friend of yours—well and sound? Will you, I say, be satisfied with seeing him in perfect safety without attempting to speak to or converse with him?’ Darsie signified his assent. ‘Take hold of my arm, then,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘and do you, niece Lilias, take the other; and beware; Sir Arthur, how you bear yourself.’

“Calm down, you ungrateful and stubborn fool!” said Redgauntlet. "But wait—will you be happy if you see this Alan Fairford, the bundle of bombazine—this dear friend of yours—safe and sound? Will you, I ask, be satisfied just to see him safe without trying to talk to him?” Darsie nodded in agreement. “Then grab my arm,” said Redgauntlet; “and you, niece Lilias, take the other; and be careful, Sir Arthur, about how you act.”

Darsie was compelled to acquiesce, sufficiently aware that his uncle would permit him no interview with a friend whose influence would certainly be used against his present earnest wishes, and in some measure contented with the assurance of Fairford’s personal safety.

Darsie had to agree, knowing that his uncle wouldn't allow him to meet with a friend who would definitely use that connection against his current heartfelt desires. He was somewhat reassured by the guarantee of Fairford’s safety.

Redgauntlet led them through one or two passages (for the house, as we have before said, was very irregular, and built at different times) until they entered an apartment, where a man with shouldered carabine kept watch at the door, but readily turned the key for their reception. In this room they found Alan Fairford and the Quaker, apparently in deep conversation with each other. They looked up as Redgauntlet and his party entered; and Alan pulled off his hat and made a profound reverence, which the young lady, who recognized him,—though, masked as she was, he could not know her,—returned with some embarrassment, arising probably from the recollection of the bold step she had taken in visiting him.

Redgauntlet guided them through a couple of hallways (since the house, as previously mentioned, was quite irregular and built at different times) until they reached a room where a man with a rifle stood guard at the door but quickly unlocked it for them. Inside, they found Alan Fairford and the Quaker seemingly deep in conversation. They looked up as Redgauntlet and his group walked in; Alan took off his hat and bowed respectfully, which the young lady, who recognized him—though he couldn't know her since she was masked—returned with some awkwardness, probably due to her memory of the bold move she had made by visiting him.

Darsie longed to speak, but dared not. His uncle only said, ‘Gentlemen, I know you are as anxious on Mr. Darsie Latimer’s account as he is upon yours. I am commissioned by him to inform you, that he is as well as you are—I trust you will all meet soon. Meantime, although I cannot suffer you to be at large, you shall be as well treated as is possible under your temporary confinement.’

Darsie wanted to speak but didn't have the courage to. His uncle said, "Gentlemen, I know you’re just as worried about Mr. Darsie Latimer as he is about you. I’ve been asked to let you know that he is just as well as you are—I hope you can all meet soon. In the meantime, while I can’t allow you to have freedom, I promise you will be treated as well as possible during your temporary confinement."

He passed on, without pausing to hear the answers which the lawyer and the Quaker were hastening to prefer; and only waving his hand by way of adieu, made his exit, with the real and the seeming lady whom he had under his charge, through a door at the upper end of the apartment, which was fastened and guarded like that by which they entered.

He moved on, not stopping to listen to the responses that the lawyer and the Quaker were eager to offer; and just waving his hand in farewell, he left with the genuine and the pretended lady he was responsible for, through a door at the far end of the room, which was locked and secured like the one they came in through.

Redgauntlet next led the way into a very small room; adjoining which, but divided by a partition, was one of apparently larger dimensions; for they heard the trampling of the heavy boots of the period, as if several persons were walking to and fro and conversing in low and anxious whispers.

Redgauntlet then took the lead into a tiny room; next to it, but separated by a wall, was a seemingly bigger space; they could hear the sound of heavy boots from that time, as if several people were walking back and forth and talking in quiet, worried whispers.

‘Here,’ said Redgauntlet to his nephew, as he disencumbered him from the riding-skirt and the mask, ‘I restore you to yourself, and trust you will lay aside all effeminate thoughts with this feminine dress. Do not blush at having worn a disguise to which kings and heroes have been reduced. It is when female craft or female cowardice find their way into a manly bosom, that he who entertains these sentiments should take eternal shame to himself for thus having resembled womankind. Follow me, while Lilias remains here. I will introduce you to those whom I hope to see associated with you in the most glorious cause that hand ever drew sword in.’

‘Here,’ said Redgauntlet to his nephew, as he helped him out of the riding skirt and mask, ‘I’m returning you to yourself, and I hope you’ll put away any weak thoughts along with this feminine outfit. Don’t be embarrassed about wearing a disguise that even kings and heroes have used. It’s when feminine cunning or cowardice creeps into a man’s heart that he should feel deep shame for resembling women. Follow me while Lilias stays here. I’ll introduce you to those I hope will join you in the most glorious cause that anyone has ever fought for.’

Darsie paused. ‘Uncle,’ he said, ‘my person is in your hands; but remember, my will is my own. I will not be hurried into any resolution of importance. Remember what I have already said—what I now repeat—that I will take no step of importance but upon conviction.’

Darsie stopped. “Uncle,” he said, “I'm in your hands; but remember, my will is my own. I won’t be rushed into any important decision. Remember what I've already said — and what I'm saying again — that I won't take any major step unless I'm convinced.”

‘But canst thou be convinced, thou foolish boy, without hearing and understanding the grounds on which we act?’

‘But can you be convinced, you foolish boy, without hearing and understanding the reasons behind what we do?’

So saying he took Darsie by the arm, and walked with him to the next room—a large apartment, partly filled with miscellaneous articles of commerce, chiefly connected with contraband trade; where, among bales and barrels, sat, or walked to and fro, several gentlemen, whose manners and looks seemed superior to the plain riding dresses which they wore.

So saying, he took Darsie by the arm and walked with him to the next room—a large space, partly filled with various goods, mainly related to smuggling; where, among bales and barrels, sat or paced several gentlemen, whose demeanor and appearance seemed to be more refined than the simple riding outfits they wore.

There was a grave and stern anxiety upon their countenances, when, on Redgauntlet’s entrance, they drew from their separate coteries into one group around him, and saluted him with a formality which had something in it of ominous melancholy. As Darsie looked around the circle, he thought he could discern in it few traces of that adventurous hope which urges men upon desperate enterprises; and began to believe that the conspiracy would dissolve of itself, without the necessity of his placing himself in direct opposition to so violent a character as his uncle, and incurring the hazard with which such opposition must be attended.

There was a serious and intense anxiety on their faces when, upon Redgauntlet’s arrival, they moved from their separate groups to form one around him, greeting him with a formality that felt eerily somber. As Darsie looked around the circle, he noticed that there were few signs of the adventurous hope that drives people to undertake risky ventures; he started to think that the conspiracy would fall apart on its own, without him having to confront someone as extreme as his uncle, and the risks that would come with such a confrontation.

Mr. Redgauntlet, however, did not, or would not, see any such marks of depression of spirit amongst his coadjutors, but met them with cheerful countenance, and a warm greeting of welcome. ‘Happy to meet you here, my lord,’ he said, bowing low to a slender young man. ‘I trust you come with the pledges of your noble father, of B—, and all that loyal house.—Sir Richard, what news in the west? I am told you had two hundred men on foot to have joined when the fatal retreat from Derby was commenced. When the White Standard is again displayed, it shall not be turned back so easily, either by the force of its enemies, or the falsehood of its friends.—Doctor Grumball, I bow to the representative of Oxford, the mother of learning and loyalty.—Pengwinion, you Cornish chough, has this good wind blown you north?—Ah, my brave Cambro-Britons, when was Wales last in the race of honour?’

Mr. Redgauntlet, however, didn’t seem to notice, or chose not to acknowledge, any signs of discouragement among his associates. Instead, he greeted them with a cheerful demeanor and a warm welcome. “It’s great to see you here, my lord,” he said, bowing to a slender young man. “I hope you’ve brought the pledges from your noble father, from B—, and all that loyal family. Sir Richard, what’s the news from the west? I heard you had two hundred men ready to join when the disastrous retreat from Derby started. When the White Standard is raised again, it won’t be turned back so easily, either by the strength of its enemies or the dishonesty of its friends. Doctor Grumball, I acknowledge you, the representative of Oxford, the birthplace of learning and loyalty. Pengwinion, you Cornish chough, has this favorable wind brought you north? Ah, my brave Cambro-Britons, when was Wales last in the race for honor?”

Such and such-like compliments he dealt around, which were in general answered by silent bows; but when he saluted one of his own countrymen by the name of MacKellar, and greeted Maxwell of Summertrees by that of Pate-in-Peril, the latter replied, ‘that if Pate were not a fool, he would be Pate-in-Safety;’ and the former, a thin old gentle-man, in tarnished embroidery, said bluntly, ‘Aye, troth, Redgauntlet, I am here just like yourself; I have little to lose—they that took my land the last time, may take my life this; and that is all I care about it.’

He handed out various compliments, which were mostly met with silent nods; but when he greeted one of his fellow countrymen as MacKellar and called Maxwell of Summertrees Pate-in-Peril, the latter responded, “If Pate weren’t a fool, he’d be Pate-in-Safety;” and the former, a thin old gentleman in worn-out embroidery, bluntly said, “Yeah, it’s true, Redgauntlet, I’m here just like you; I have little to lose—those who took my land last time might take my life this time; and that’s all I care about it.”

The English gentlemen, who were still in possession of their paternal estates, looked doubtfully on each other, and there was something whispered among them of the fox which had lost his tail.

The English gentlemen, who still held onto their family estates, looked at each other uncertainly, and there was something murmured among them about the fox that had lost its tail.

Redgauntlet hastened to address them. ‘I think, my lords and gentlemen,’ he said, ‘that I can account for something like sadness which has crept upon an assembly gathered together for so noble a purpose. Our numbers seem, when thus assembled, too small and inconsiderable to shake the firm-seated usurpation of a half-century. But do not count us by what we are in thew and muscle, but by what our summons can do among our countrymen. In this small party are those who have power to raise battalions, and those who have wealth to pay them. And do not believe our friends who are absent are cold or indifferent to the cause. Let us once light the signal, and it will be hailed by all who retain love for the Stuart, and by all—a more numerous body—who hate the Elector. Here I have letters from’—

Redgauntlet quickly stepped forward to address the group. “I believe, my lords and gentlemen,” he said, “I can explain the sadness that seems to have settled over this gathering meant for such an important purpose. When we’re all together like this, our numbers appear too few and insignificant to challenge the stronghold of tyranny that has lasted for fifty years. But let’s not judge us by our physical presence, but by the influence our call can have on our fellow countrymen. Within this small group are those who can raise armies and those who have the means to fund them. And don't think that our friends who aren’t here are uninterested or indifferent to our cause. Once we light the signal, it will be welcomed by everyone who still loves the Stuarts, and by a larger group who detest the Elector. Here, I have letters from”—

Sir Richard Glendale interrupted the speaker. ‘We all confide, Redgauntlet, in your valour and skill—we admire your perseverance; and probably nothing short of your strenuous exertions, and the emulation awakened by your noble and disinterested conduct, could have brought so many of us, the scattered remnant of a disheartened party, to meet together once again in solemn consultation; for I take it, gentlemen,’ he said, looking round, ‘this is only a consultation.’

Sir Richard Glendale interrupted the speaker. "We all trust in your bravery and skill, Redgauntlet; we admire your determination. It’s likely that nothing short of your hard work, along with the inspiration stirred by your noble and selfless actions, could have brought so many of us, the scattered remains of a discouraged group, together again for a serious discussion. Because I believe, gentlemen," he said, looking around, "this is just a discussion."

‘Nothing more,’ said the young lord.

‘Nothing more,’ said the young lord.

‘Nothing more,’ said Doctor Grumball, shaking his large academical peruke.

‘Nothing more,’ said Doctor Grumball, shaking his large academic wig.

And, ‘Only a consultation,’ was echoed by the others.

And, "Just a consultation," the others agreed.

Redgauntlet bit his lip. ‘I had hopes,’ he said, ‘that the discourses I have held with most of you, from time to time, had ripened into more maturity than your words imply, and that we were here to execute as well as to deliberate; and for this we stand prepared. I can raise five hundred men with my whistle.’

Redgauntlet bit his lip. "I had hopes," he said, "that the discussions I’ve had with most of you, from time to time, had developed into more maturity than your words suggest, and that we’re here to act as well as to talk things over; and for this, we’re ready. I can gather five hundred men with a whistle."

‘Five hundred men!’ said one of the Welsh squires; ‘Cot bless us! and pray you, what cood could five hundred men do?’

‘Five hundred men!’ said one of the Welsh squires; ‘God bless us! And tell me, what could five hundred men do?’

‘All that the priming does for the cannon, Mr. Meredith,’ answered Redgauntlet; ‘it will enable us to seize Carlisle, and you know what our friends have engaged for in that case.’

‘All that the priming does for the cannon, Mr. Meredith,’ replied Redgauntlet; ‘it will allow us to take Carlisle, and you know what our friends have committed to in that situation.’

‘Yes—but,’ said the young nobleman, ‘you must not hurry us on too fast, Mr. Redgauntlet; we are all, I believe, as sincere and truehearted in this business as you are, but we will not be driven forward blindfold. We owe caution to ourselves and our families, as well as to those whom we are empowered to represent on this occasion.’

‘Yes—but,’ said the young nobleman, ‘you shouldn’t rush us, Mr. Redgauntlet; I believe we’re all just as sincere and genuine about this as you are, but we won’t move forward without knowing what we’re getting into. We owe it to ourselves and our families, as well as to those we’re here to represent, to proceed with caution.’

‘Who hurries you, my lord? Who is it that would drive this meeting forward blindfold? I do not understand your lordship,’ said Redgauntlet.

‘Who’s pushing you, my lord? Who wants to rush this meeting without understanding? I don’t get you, my lord,’ said Redgauntlet.

‘Nay,’ said Sir Richard Glendale, ‘at least do not let us fall under our old reproach of disagreeing among ourselves. What my lord means, Redgauntlet, is, that we have this morning heard it is uncertain whether you could even bring that body of men whom you count upon; your countryman, Mr. MacKellar, seemed, just before you came in, to doubt whether your people would rise in any force, unless you could produce the authority of your nephew.’

‘No,’ said Sir Richard Glendale, ‘let’s not slip back into our old habit of disagreeing with each other. What my lord means, Redgauntlet, is that we heard this morning that it’s uncertain whether you can even gather the group of men you’re counting on; your fellow countryman, Mr. MacKellar, seemed to doubt just before you arrived that your people would join you in any significant numbers unless you could show the authority of your nephew.’

‘I might ask,’ said Redgauntlet,’ what right MacKellar, or any one, has to doubt my being able to accomplish what I stand pledged for? But our hopes consist in our unity. Here stands my nephew. Gentlemen, I present to you my kinsman, Sir Arthur Darsie Redgauntlet of that Ilk.’

‘I might ask,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘what right MacKellar, or anyone, has to doubt my ability to do what I promised? But our hopes depend on our unity. Here stands my nephew. Gentlemen, I present to you my kinsman, Sir Arthur Darsie Redgauntlet of that Ilk.’

‘Gentlemen,’ said Darsie, with a throbbing bosom, for he felt the crisis a very painful one, ‘Allow me to say, that I suspend expressing my sentiments on the important subject under discussion until I have heard those of the present meeting.’

‘Gentlemen,’ said Darsie, with a racing heart, as he felt the situation was quite intense, ‘Let me say that I’ll hold off on sharing my thoughts on the important topic we’re discussing until I’ve heard what everyone else has to say.’

‘Proceed in your deliberations, gentlemen,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘I will show my nephew such reasons for acquiescing in the result, as will entirely remove any scruples which may hang around his mind.’

'Go ahead with your discussions, gentlemen,' said Redgauntlet; 'I will provide my nephew with reasons to accept the outcome that will completely clear any doubts he might have.'

Dr. Grumball now coughed, ‘shook his ambrosial curls,’ and addressed the assembly.

Dr. Grumball now coughed, shook his luxurious curls, and spoke to the crowd.

‘The principles of Oxford,’ he said,’ are well understood, since she was the last to resign herself to the Arch-Usurper,—since she has condemned, by her sovereign authority, the blasphemous, atheistical, and anarchical tenets of Locke, and other deluders of the public mind. Oxford will give men, money and countenance, to the cause of the rightful monarch. But we have, been often deluded by foreign powers, who have availed themselves of our zeal to stir up civil dissensions, in Britain, not for the advantage of our blessed though banished monarch, but to stir up disturbances by which they might profit, while we, their tools, are sure to be ruined. Oxford, therefore, will not rise, unless our sovereign comes in person to claim our allegiance, in which case, God forbid we should refuse him our best obedience.’

‘The principles of Oxford,’ he said, ‘are well understood, since she was the last to submit to the Arch-Usurper. She has condemned, with her sovereign authority, the blasphemous, atheistical, and anarchic beliefs of Locke and other deceivers of the public. Oxford will support the cause of the rightful monarch with men, money, and backing. However, we have often been misled by foreign powers that used our enthusiasm to incite civil conflicts in Britain, not for the benefit of our blessed but banished monarch, but to create chaos for their own gain, while we, their pawns, are guaranteed to suffer. Therefore, Oxford will not rise unless our sovereign comes in person to claim our loyalty, in which case, God forbid we should deny him our utmost obedience.’

‘It is a very cood advice,’ said Mr. Meredith.

‘It’s really good advice,’ said Mr. Meredith.

‘In troth,’ said Sir Richard Glendale, ‘it is the very keystone of our enterprise, and the only condition upon which I myself and others could ever have dreamt of taking up arms. No insurrection which has not Charles Edward himself at its head, will, ever last longer than till a single foot company of redcoats march to disperse it.’

‘Honestly,’ said Sir Richard Glendale, ‘this is the very foundation of our mission, and the only way I and others could have even thought about taking up arms. No uprising that doesn’t have Charles Edward himself leading it will last longer than it takes for a single company of redcoats to come and break it up.’

‘This is my own opinion, and that of all my family,’ said the young nobleman already mentioned; ‘and I own I am somewhat surprised at being summoned to attend a dangerous rendezvous such as this, before something certain could have been stated to us on this most important preliminary point.’

‘This is my own opinion, and that of my whole family,’ said the young nobleman mentioned earlier; ‘and I have to admit I’m a bit surprised to be called to a risky meeting like this before anything concrete could have been communicated to us on this very important initial point.’

‘Pardon me, my lord,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘I have not been so unjust either to myself or my friends—I had no means of communicating to our distant confederates (without the greatest risk of discovery) what is known to some of my honourable friends. As courageous, and as resolved, as when, twenty years since, he threw himself into the wilds of Moidart, Charles Edward has instantly complied with the wishes of his faithful subjects. Charles Edward is in this country—Charles Edward is in this house!—Charles Edward waits but your present decision, to receive the homage of those who have ever called themselves his loyal liegemen. He that would now turn his coat, and change his note, must do so under the eye of his sovereign.’

‘Excuse me, my lord,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘I haven’t been unfair to myself or my friends—I had no way to inform our distant allies (without putting myself at great risk of being found out) about what some of my esteemed friends know. Just as brave and determined as he was twenty years ago when he ventured into the wilds of Moidart, Charles Edward has promptly responded to the desires of his loyal subjects. Charles Edward is in this country—Charles Edward is in this house!—Charles Edward is just waiting for your decision to accept the loyalty of those who have always called themselves his faithful supporters. Anyone who would now change sides and alter their stance must do so while under the watch of their sovereign.’

There was a deep pause. Those among the conspirators whom mere habit, or a desire of preserving consistency, had engaged in the affair, now saw with terror their retreat cut off; and others, who at a distance had regarded the proposed enterprise as hopeful, trembled when the moment of actually embarking in it was thus unexpectedly and almost inevitably precipitated.

There was a long silence. Those among the conspirators who were just going along with it out of habit or to stay consistent now realized with fear that there was no turning back; and others, who had thought the plan was promising from a distance, panicked when the moment to actually go for it was suddenly and almost unavoidably upon them.

‘How now, my lords and gentlemen!’ said Redgauntlet; is it delight and rapture that keep you thus silent? where are the eager welcomes that should be paid to your rightful king, who a second time confides his person to the care of his subjects, undeterred by the hairbreadth escapes and severe privations of his former expedition? I hope there is no gentleman here that is not ready to redeem, in his prince’s presence, the pledge of fidelity which he offered in his absence.’

‘What’s going on, my lords and gentlemen!’ said Redgauntlet; are you all so captivated and amazed that you can't speak? Where are the enthusiastic greetings that should be given to your rightful king, who is once again putting himself in the hands of his subjects, undaunted by the close calls and hardships of his last journey? I hope there's no gentleman here who isn’t ready to uphold the loyalty he promised in the king’s absence.’

‘I, at least,’ said the young nobleman resolutely, and laying his hand on his sword, ‘will not be that coward. If Charles is come to these shores, I will be the first to give him welcome, and to devote my life and fortune to his service.’

‘I, at least,’ said the young nobleman confidently, and placing his hand on his sword, ‘will not be that coward. If Charles has come to these shores, I will be the first to welcome him and dedicate my life and fortune to his service.’

‘Before Cot,’ said Mr. Meredith, ‘I do not see that Mr. Redgauntlet has left us anything else to do.’

‘Before Cot,’ Mr. Meredith said, ‘I don’t see that Mr. Redgauntlet has left us anything else to do.’

‘Stay,’ said Summertrees, ‘there is yet one other question. Has he brought any of those Irish rapparees with him, who broke the neck of our last glorious affair?’

‘Stay,’ said Summertrees, ‘there’s one more question. Has he brought any of those Irish outlaws with him, the ones who messed up our last glorious mission?’

‘Not a man of them,’ said Redgauntlet.

‘Not a single one of them,’ said Redgauntlet.

‘I trust,’ said Dr. Grumball, ‘that there are no Catholic priests in his company. I would not intrude on the private conscience of my sovereign, but, as an unworthy son of the Church of England, it is my duty to consider her security.’

“I hope,” said Dr. Grumball, “that there are no Catholic priests in his presence. I wouldn’t want to interfere with my sovereign’s personal beliefs, but as a lesser member of the Church of England, it’s my responsibility to think about her safety.”

‘Not a Popish dog or cat is there, to bark or mew about his Majesty,’ said Redgauntlet. ‘Old Shaftesbury himself could not wish a prince’s person more secure from Popery—which may not be the worst religion in the world, notwithstanding. Any more doubts, gentlemen? can no more plausible reasons be discovered for postponing the payment of our duty, and discharge of our oaths and engagements? Meantime your king waits your declaration—by my faith he hath but a frozen reception!’

‘There isn't a single Papist dog or cat around to bark or meow about his Majesty,’ said Redgauntlet. ‘Even old Shaftesbury couldn't wish for a prince to be more secure from Catholicism—which, despite everything, might not be the worst religion out there. Any further doubts, gentlemen? Can we not find any more convincing reasons for delaying the payment of our duty and fulfilling our oaths and commitments? In the meantime, your king is waiting for your decision—honestly, he's only getting a cold reception!’

‘Redgauntlet,’ said Sir Richard Glendale, calmly, ‘your reproaches shall not goad me into anything of which my reason disapproves. That I respect my engagement as much as you do, is evident, since I am here, ready to support it with the best blood in my veins. But has the king really come hither entirely unattended?’

‘Redgauntlet,’ said Sir Richard Glendale, calmly, ‘your accusations won’t push me into doing anything that goes against my judgment. It’s clear that I value my commitment just as much as you do, since I’m here, prepared to defend it with the best blood in my veins. But has the king truly arrived here all by himself?’

‘He has no man with him but young ———, as aide de camp, and a single valet de chambre.’

‘He has no one with him except for young ——— as his aide-de-camp and a single servant.’

‘No MAN—but, Redgauntlet, as you are a gentleman, has he no woman with him?’

‘No MAN—but, Redgauntlet, since you’re a gentleman, doesn’t he have a woman with him?’

Redgauntlet cast his eyes on the ground and replied, ‘I am sorry to say—he has.’

Redgauntlet looked down and said, "I'm sorry to say—he has."

The company looked at each other, and remained silent for a moment. At length Sir Richard proceeded. ‘I need not repeat to you, Mr. Redgauntlet, what is the well-grounded opinion of his Majesty’s friends concerning that most unhappy connexion there is but one sense and feeling amongst us upon the subject. I must conclude that our humble remonstrances were communicated by you, sir, to the king?’

The company glanced at each other and stayed quiet for a moment. Finally, Sir Richard spoke up. “I don’t need to remind you, Mr. Redgauntlet, about what his Majesty’s supporters think regarding that unfortunate connection; we all share the same opinion on the matter. I must assume that you communicated our modest concerns to the king, sir?”

‘In the same strong terms in which they were couched,’ replied Redgauntlet. ‘I love his Majesty’s cause more than I fear his displeasure.’

‘In the same strong terms in which they were expressed,’ replied Redgauntlet. ‘I care for his Majesty’s cause more than I fear his displeasure.’

‘But, apparently, our humble expostulation has produced no effect. This lady, who has crept into his bosom, has a sister in the Elector of Hanover’s court, and yet we are well assured that our most private communication is placed in her keeping.’

‘But it seems our modest protests have made no difference. This woman, who has gotten close to him, has a sister at the court of the Elector of Hanover, and yet we are sure that our most confidential communication is in her hands.’

‘VARIUM ET MUTABILE SEMPER FEMINA,’ said Dr. Grumball.

‘WOMEN ARE ALWAYS VARIABLE AND CHANGEABLE,’ said Dr. Grumball.

‘She puts his secrets into her work-bag,’ said Maxwell; ‘and out they fly whenever she opens it. If I must hang, I would wish it to be in somewhat a better rope than the string of a lady’s hussey.’

‘She puts his secrets in her work bag,’ said Maxwell; ‘and out they come whenever she opens it. If I must be hanged, I would prefer it to be with a better rope than the string of a lady’s trifle.’

‘Are you, too, turning dastard, Maxwell?’ said Redgauntlet, in a whisper.

‘Are you also turning coward, Maxwell?’ said Redgauntlet, in a whisper.

‘Not I,’ said Maxwell; ‘let us fight for it, and let them win and wear us; but to be betrayed by a brimstone like that’—

‘Not me,’ said Maxwell; ‘let's fight for it, and if they win, let them take us; but to be betrayed by a jerk like that’—

‘Be temperate, gentlemen,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘the foible of which you complain so heavily has always been that of kings and heroes; which I feel strongly confident the king will surmount, upon the humble entreaty of his best servants, and when he sees them ready to peril their all in his cause, upon the slight condition of his resigning the society of a female favourite, of whom I have seen reason to think he hath been himself for some time wearied. But let us not press upon him rashly with our well-meant zeal. He has a princely will as becomes his princely birth, and we, gentlemen, who are royalists, should be the last to take advantage of circumstances to limit its exercise. I am as much surprised and hurt as you can be, to find that he has made her the companion of this journey, increasing every chance of treachery and detection. But do not let us insist upon a sacrifice so humiliating, while he has scarce placed a foot upon the beach of his kingdom. Let us act generously by our sovereign; and when we have shown what we will do for him, we shall be able, with better face, to state what it is we expect him to concede.’

“Let’s be temperate, gentlemen,” Redgauntlet said. “The flaw you’re so upset about has always been typical of kings and heroes; I’m quite confident the king will overcome it if we humbly ask him, especially when he sees his best servants ready to risk everything for him, and all he has to do is part ways with a female favorite, of whom I believe he’s grown tired. But let’s not pressure him recklessly with our well-meaning enthusiasm. He has a royal will that matches his royal blood, and we, as royalists, should be the last to exploit the situation to restrict his freedom. I’m just as surprised and hurt as you are to see that he brought her along on this journey, increasing the risk of betrayal and discovery. But let’s not insist on a sacrifice so degrading so soon after he’s set foot on his own land. Let’s act generously towards our king; once we show him what we’re willing to do for him, we can more confidently express what we hope he’ll grant us.”

‘Indeed, I think it is but a pity,’ said MacKellar, ‘when so many pretty gentlemen are got together, that they should part without the flash of a sword among them.’

‘Honestly, I think it's a shame,’ said MacKellar, ‘that when so many good-looking guys get together, they should leave without a sword fight among them.’

‘I should be of that gentleman’s opinion,’ said Lord ———, ‘had I nothing to lose but my life; but I frankly own, that the conditions on which our family agreed to join having been, in this instance, left unfulfilled, I will not peril the whole fortunes of our house on the doubtful fidelity of an artful woman.’

‘I would agree with that gentleman,’ said Lord ———, ‘if I had nothing to lose but my life; but honestly, the conditions our family agreed to join have not been fulfilled in this case, so I won’t risk everything our family has on the uncertain loyalty of a cunning woman.’

‘I am sorry to see your lordship,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘take a course which is more likely to secure your house’s wealth than to augment its honours.’

‘I’m sorry to see you, my lord,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘choosing a path that’s more likely to secure your family’s wealth than to enhance its reputation.’

‘How am I to understand your language, sir?’ said the young nobleman, haughtily.

‘How am I supposed to understand your language, sir?’ said the young nobleman, haughtily.

‘Nay, gentlemen,’ said Dr Grumball, interposing, ‘do not let friends quarrel; we are all zealous for the cause—but truly, although I know the license claimed by the great in such matters, and can, I hope, make due allowance, there is, I may say, an indecorum in a prince who comes to claim the allegiance of the Church of England, arriving on such an errand with such a companion—SI NON CASTE, CAUTE TAMEN.’

‘No, gentlemen,’ Dr. Grumball said, stepping in, ‘don’t let friends argue; we all care about the cause— but honestly, while I recognize the freedom that those in power often take in situations like this, and I hope I can be understanding, there is, I must say, an inappropriate nature to a prince who approaches to ask for the loyalty of the Church of England, coming on this mission with such a companion—IF NOT PURELY, AT LEAST WITH CARE.’

‘I wonder how the Church of England came to be so heartily attached to his merry old namesake,’ said Redgauntlet.

‘I wonder how the Church of England got so fond of its cheerful old namesake,’ said Redgauntlet.

Sir Richard Glendale then took up the question, as one whose authority and experience gave him right to speak with much weight.

Sir Richard Glendale then addressed the question, as someone whose authority and experience allowed him to speak with significant influence.

‘We have no leisure for hesitation,’ he said; ‘it is full time that we decide what course we are to hold. I feel as much as you, Mr. Redgauntlet, the delicacy of capitulating with our sovereign in his present condition. But I must also think of the total ruin of the cause, the confiscation and bloodshed which will take place among his adherents, and all through the infatuation with which he adheres to a woman who is the pensionary of the present minister, as she was for years Sir Robert Walpole’s. Let his Majesty send her back to the continent, and the sword on which I now lay my hand shall instantly be unsheathed, and, I trust, many hundred others at the same moment.’

‘We don’t have time to hesitate,’ he said; ‘it’s high time we decide on our path. I understand, just like you, Mr. Redgauntlet, how sensitive it is to give in to our ruler in his current situation. But I also have to think about the complete destruction of our cause, the confiscation of property, and the bloodshed that will happen among his supporters, all because of his obsession with a woman who is supported by the current minister, just as she was for years by Sir Robert Walpole. If his Majesty sends her back to the continent, then the sword I'm currently resting my hand on will be drawn without delay, and I hope many hundreds of others will do the same at that moment.’

The other persons present testified their unanimous acquiescence in what Sir Richard Glendale had said.

The other people there confirmed their complete agreement with what Sir Richard Glendale had said.

‘I see you have taken your resolutions, gentlemen,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘unwisely I think, because I believe that, by softer and more generous proceedings, you would have been more likely to carry a point which I think as desirable as you do. But what is to be done if Charles should refuse, with the inflexibility of his grandfather, to comply with this request of yours? Do you mean to abandon him to his fate?’

‘I see you’ve made your resolutions, gentlemen,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘I believe it’s unwise because I think that with kinder and more generous actions, you would have had a better chance of achieving a goal that I find as important as you do. But what will you do if Charles refuses, with the same stubbornness as his grandfather, to go along with your request? Are you really going to leave him to his fate?’

‘God forbid!’ said Sir Richard, hastily; ‘and God forgive you, Mr. Redgauntlet, for breathing such a thought. No! I for one will, with all duty and humility, see him safe back to his vessel, and defend him with my life against whosoever shall assail him. But when I have seen his sails spread, my next act will be to secure, if I can, my own safety, by retiring to my house; or, if I find our engagement, as is too probable, has taken wind, by surrendering myself to the next Justice of Peace, and giving security that hereafter I shall live quiet, and submit to the ruling powers.’

“God forbid!” Sir Richard said quickly. “And God forgive you, Mr. Redgauntlet, for even suggesting such a thing. No! I, for one, will dutifully and humbly see him safely back to his ship and defend him with my life against anyone who tries to harm him. But once I see his sails unfurled, my next step will be to ensure my own safety by going back to my home; or, if I find, as is likely, that our situation has become known, by turning myself in to the nearest Justice of the Peace and providing assurance that I will live peacefully and submit to the authorities going forward.”

Again the rest of the persons present intimated their agreement in opinion with the speaker.

Again, the rest of the people present nodded in agreement with the speaker.

‘Well, gentlemen,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘it is not for me to oppose the opinion of every one; and I must do you the justice to say, that the king has, in the present instance, neglected a condition of your agreement which was laid before him in very distinct terms. The question now is, who is to acquaint him with the result of this conference; for I presume you would not wait on him in a body to make the proposal that he should dismiss a person from his family as the price of your allegiance.’

‘Well, gentlemen,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘I can't go against everyone’s opinion; and I have to give you credit for saying that the king has, in this case, overlooked a condition of your agreement that was clearly presented to him. The question now is, who’s going to inform him about the outcome of this meeting; because I assume you wouldn't all go to him together to suggest that he should let someone go from his household as the price of your loyalty.’

‘I think Mr. Redgauntlet should make the explanation, said Lord—. ‘As he has, doubtless, done justice to our remonstrances by communicating them to the king, no one can, with such propriety and force, state the natural and inevitable consequence of their being neglected.’

‘I think Mr. Redgauntlet should explain,’ said Lord—. ‘Since he has surely relayed our concerns to the king, no one can more appropriately and effectively express the natural and unavoidable consequences of them being ignored.’

‘Now, I think,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘that those who make the objection should state it, for I am confident the king will hardly believe, on less authority than that of the heir of the loyal House of B—, that he is the first to seek an evasion of his pledge to join him.’

‘Now, I think,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘that those who have the objection should express it, because I’m sure the king will hardly believe, on anything less than the word of the heir of the loyal House of B—, that he is the first to try to avoid his promise to join him.’

‘An evasion, sir!’ repeated Lord ———, fiercely, ‘I have borne too much from you already, and this I will not endure. Favour me with your company to the downs.’

‘An evasion, sir!’ repeated Lord ———, fiercely. ‘I’ve already put up with too much from you, and I won’t take this any longer. Please accompany me to the downs.’

Redgauntlet laughed scornfully, and was about to follow the fiery young man, when Sir Richard again interposed. ‘Are we to exhibit,’ he said, ‘the last symptoms of the dissolution of our party, by turning our swords against each other? Be patient, Lord ———; in such conferences as this, much must pass unquestioned which might brook challenge elsewhere. There is a privilege of party as of parliament—men cannot, in emergency, stand upon picking phrases. Gentlemen, if you will extend your confidence in me so far, I will wait upon his Majesty, and I hope my Lord ——— and Mr. Redgauntlet will accompany me. I trust the explanation of this unpleasant matter will prove entirely satisfactory, and that we shall find ourselves at liberty to render our homage to our sovereign without reserve, when I for one will be the first to peril all in his just quarrel.’

Redgauntlet laughed scornfully and was about to go after the fiery young man when Sir Richard intervened again. "Are we really going to show the last signs of our party falling apart by turning our swords against each other? Be patient, Lord ———; in discussions like this, a lot must go unchallenged that might raise questions elsewhere. There's a privilege in party matters just like in parliament—men can't be picky about words in an emergency. Gentlemen, if you can trust me a little further, I will meet with his Majesty, and I hope my Lord ——— and Mr. Redgauntlet will join me. I trust that the explanation of this unpleasant situation will be completely satisfactory and that we'll find ourselves free to show our loyalty to our sovereign without hesitation, at which point I will be the first to risk everything in his rightful cause."

Redgauntlet at once stepped forward. ‘My lord,’ he said, ‘if my zeal made me say anything in the slightest degree offensive, I wish it unsaid, and ask your pardon. A gentleman can do no more.’

Redgauntlet immediately stepped forward. ‘My lord,’ he said, ‘if my enthusiasm caused me to say anything even slightly offensive, I take it back and ask for your forgiveness. A gentleman can do no more.’

‘I could not have asked Mr. Redgauntlet to do so much,’ said the young nobleman, willingly accepting the hand which Redgauntlet offered. ‘I know no man living from whom I could take so much reproof without a sense of degradation as from himself.’

‘I couldn’t have asked Mr. Redgauntlet to do so much,’ said the young nobleman, gladly accepting the hand that Redgauntlet offered. ‘I don’t know anyone alive from whom I could handle so much criticism without feeling degraded as I do with him.’

‘Let me then hope, my lord, that you will go with Sir Richard and me to the presence. Your warm blood will heat our zeal—our colder resolves will temper yours.

‘Let me hope, my lord, that you will accompany Sir Richard and me to the audience. Your passion will inspire our enthusiasm—our cooler convictions will balance yours.

The young lord smiled, and shook his head. ‘Alas! Mr. Redgauntlet,’ he said, ‘I am ashamed to say, that in zeal you surpass us all. But I will not refuse this mission, provided you will permit Sir Arthur, your nephew, also to accompany us.’

The young lord smiled and shook his head. “Unfortunately, Mr. Redgauntlet,” he said, “I’m ashamed to admit that you outshine us all in enthusiasm. However, I won’t refuse this mission if you allow Sir Arthur, your nephew, to come with us as well.”

‘My nephew?’ said Redgauntlet, and seemed to hesitate, then added, ‘Most certainly. I trust,’ he said, looking at Darsie, ‘he will bring to his prince’s presence such sentiments as fit the occasion.’

‘My nephew?’ said Redgauntlet, hesitating for a moment, then added, ‘Most definitely. I hope,’ he said, glancing at Darsie, ‘that he will present himself to his prince with the appropriate sentiments for the occasion.’

It seemed however to Darsie, that his uncle would rather have left him behind, had he not feared that he might in that case have been influenced by, or might perhaps himself influence, the unresolved confederates with whom he must have associated during his absence.

It seemed to Darsie, though, that his uncle would have preferred to leave him behind if he hadn’t worried that Darsie might be swayed by, or might even influence, the unresolved allies he would have been hanging out with during his absence.

‘I will go,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘and request admission.’

‘I will go,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘and ask for entry.’

In a moment after he returned, and without speaking, motioned for the young nobleman to advance. He did so, followed by Sir Richard Glendale and Darsie, Redgauntlet himself bringing up the rear. A short passage, and a few steps, brought them to the door of the temporary presence-chamber, in which the Royal Wanderer was to receive their homage. It was the upper loft of one of those cottages which made additions to the old inn, poorly furnished, dusty, and in disorder; for, rash as the enterprise might be considered, they had been still careful not to draw the attention of strangers by any particular attentions to the personal accommodation of the prince. He was seated, when the deputies, as they might be termed, of his remaining adherents entered; and as he rose, and came forward and bowed, in acceptance of their salutation, it was with a dignified courtesy which at once supplied whatever was deficient in external pomp, and converted the wretched garret into a saloon worthy of the occasion.

In a moment after he returned, he silently gestured for the young nobleman to come forward. He did so, followed by Sir Richard Glendale and Darsie, with Redgauntlet himself bringing up the rear. A short hallway and a few steps led them to the door of the temporary audience chamber, where the Royal Wanderer was to receive their respect. It was the upper loft of one of those cottages that had been added to the old inn, poorly furnished, dusty, and disorganized; for, though the venture might seem reckless, they had still been careful not to draw the attention of outsiders by paying too much attention to the prince’s personal accommodations. He was seated when the representatives, so to speak, of his remaining supporters entered; and as he stood, came forward, and bowed in acknowledgment of their greeting, he did so with a dignified courtesy that instantly made up for any lack of outward splendor, transforming the shabby garret into a room worthy of the occasion.

It is needless to add that he was the same personage already introduced in the character of Father Buonaventure, by which name he was distinguished at Fairladies. His dress was not different from what he then wore, excepting that he had a loose riding-coat of camlet, under which he carried an efficient cut-and-thrust sword, instead of his walking rapier, and also a pair of pistols.

It goes without saying that he was the same character previously introduced as Father Buonaventure, the name he was known by at Fairladies. His outfit was pretty much the same as before, except he had a loose riding coat made of camlet, under which he carried a sharp cut-and-thrust sword instead of his walking rapier, and also had a pair of pistols.

Redgauntlet presented to him successively the young Lord ———, and his kinsman, Sir Arthur Darsie Redgauntlet, who trembled as, bowing and kissing his hand, he found himself surprised into what might be construed an act of high treason, which yet he saw no safe means to avoid.

Redgauntlet introduced him one after the other to the young Lord ——— and his relative, Sir Arthur Darsie Redgauntlet, who shook with nervousness as he bowed and kissed his hand, unexpectedly caught in what could be seen as an act of high treason, which he felt there was no safe way to escape.

Sir Richard Glendale seemed personally known to Charles Edward, who received him with a mixture of dignity and affection, and seemed to sympathize with the tears which rushed into that gentleman’s eyes as he bade his Majesty welcome to his native kingdom.

Sir Richard Glendale appeared to be well-known to Charles Edward, who greeted him with a blend of respect and warmth, and seemed to empathize with the tears that filled the gentleman's eyes as he welcomed His Majesty to his home kingdom.

‘Yes, my good Sir Richard,’ said the unfortunate prince in a tone melancholy, yet resolved, ‘Charles Edward is with his faithful friends once more—not, perhaps, with his former gay hopes which undervalued danger, but with the same determined contempt of the worst which can befall him, in claiming his own rights and those of his country.’

‘Yes, my good Sir Richard,’ said the unfortunate prince in a sad but determined tone, ‘Charles Edward is once again with his loyal friends—not, perhaps, with his previous carefree hopes that underestimated danger, but with the same unwavering defiance against the worst that could happen to him, as he claims his own rights and those of his country.’

‘I rejoice, sire—and yet, alas! I must also grieve, to see you once more on the British shores,’ said Sir Richard Glendale, and stopped short—a tumult of contradictory feelings preventing his further utterance.

‘I’m happy to see you again, sire—but unfortunately, I also feel sad to see you back on British shores,’ said Sir Richard Glendale, then fell silent—a storm of mixed emotions stopping him from saying more.

‘It is the call of my faithful and suffering people which alone could have induced me to take once more the sword in my hand. For my own part, Sir Richard, when I have reflected how many of my loyal and devoted friends perished by the sword and by proscription, or died indigent and neglected in a foreign land, I have often, sworn that no view to my personal aggrandizement should again induce me to agitate a title which has cost my followers so dear. But since so many men of worth and honour conceive the cause of England and Scotland to be linked with that of Charles Stuart, I must follow their brave example, and, laying aside all other considerations, once more stand forward as their deliverer. I am, however, come hither upon your invitation; and as you are so completely acquainted with circumstances to which my absence must necessarily have rendered me a stranger, I must be a mere tool in the hands of my friends. I know well I never can refer myself implicitly to more loyal hearts or wiser heads, than Herries Redgauntlet, and Sir Richard Glendale. Give me your advice, then, how we are to proceed, and decide upon the fate of Charles Edward.’

‘It’s the plea of my loyal and suffering people that has compelled me to pick up the sword once again. For my part, Sir Richard, after reflecting on how many of my loyal and devoted friends died in battle, were exiled, or lived in poverty and neglect in a foreign land, I’ve often sworn that no desire for personal gain would ever make me fight for a title that has cost my followers so much. However, since so many honorable men believe that the cause of England and Scotland is tied to that of Charles Stuart, I must take their brave example and, putting aside all other concerns, step up once more as their protector. I have come here at your invitation, and since you know all the details that my absence must have made me unaware of, I will only be a tool in the hands of my allies. I know I can’t rely on anyone more loyal or wise than Herries Redgauntlet and Sir Richard Glendale. So, please advise me on how we should proceed and decide the fate of Charles Edward.’

Redgauntlet looked at Sir Richard, as if to say, ‘Can you press any additional or unpleasant condition at a moment like this?’ And the other shook his head and looked down, as if his resolution was unaltered, and yet as feeling all the delicacy of the situation.

Redgauntlet looked at Sir Richard, as if to say, ‘Can you impose any more difficult or uncomfortable condition at a time like this?’ Sir Richard shook his head and glanced down, as if his determination remained unchanged, yet he was fully aware of the sensitivity of the situation.

There was a silence, which was broken by the unfortunate representative of an unhappy dynasty, with some appearance of irritation. ‘This is strange, gentlemen,’ he said; ‘you have sent for me from the bosom of my family, to head an adventure of doubt and danger; and when I come, your own minds seem to be still irresolute. I had not expected this on the part of two such men.’

There was a silence that was broken by the unfortunate representative of an unhappy dynasty, appearing somewhat irritated. “This is strange, gentlemen,” he said. “You called me away from my family to lead an adventure filled with uncertainty and risk, and yet when I arrive, you seem unsure yourselves. I didn’t expect this from two such men.”

‘For me, sire,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘the steel of my sword is not truer than the temper of my mind.’

‘For me, sir,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘the sharpness of my sword isn’t more reliable than the clarity of my mind.’

‘My Lord ———‘s and mine are equally so,’ said Sir Richard; ‘but you had in charge, Mr. Redgauntlet, to convey our request to his Majesty, coupled with certain conditions.’

‘My Lord ———‘s and mine are the same,’ said Sir Richard; ‘but you were tasked, Mr. Redgauntlet, with delivering our request to his Majesty, along with some specific conditions.’

‘And I discharged my duty to his Majesty and to you,’ said Redgauntlet.

‘And I fulfilled my duty to his Majesty and to you,’ said Redgauntlet.

‘I looked at no condition, gentlemen,’ said their king, with dignity,’ save that which called me here to assert my rights in person. That I have fulfilled at no common risk. Here I stand to keep my word, and I expect of you to be true to yours.’

‘I looked at no condition, gentlemen,’ said their king, with dignity, ‘other than what brought me here to assert my rights in person. I’ve done that at no small risk. Here I stand to keep my word, and I expect you to be true to yours.’

‘There was, or should have been, something more than that in our proposal, please your Majesty,’ said Sir Richard. ‘There was a condition annexed to it.’

‘There was, or should have been, something more than that in our proposal, your Majesty,’ said Sir Richard. ‘There was a condition attached to it.’

‘I saw it not,’ said Charles, interrupting him. ‘Out of tenderness towards the noble hearts of whom I think so highly, I would neither see nor read anything which could lessen them in my love and my esteem. Conditions can have no part betwixt prince and subject.’

‘I didn’t see it,’ Charles said, interrupting him. ‘Out of respect for the noble hearts I admire so much, I wouldn’t want to see or read anything that could diminish my love and respect for them. There shouldn’t be any conditions between a prince and his subjects.’

‘Sire,’ said Redgauntlet, kneeling on one knee, ‘I see from Sir Richard’s countenance he deems it my fault that your Majesty seems ignorant of what your subjects desired that I should communicate to your Majesty. For Heaven’s sake! for the sake of all my past services and sufferings, leave not such a stain upon my honour! The note, Number D, of which this is a copy, referred to the painful subject to which Sir Richard again directs your attention.’

'Sire,' said Redgauntlet, kneeling on one knee, 'I can tell from Sir Richard’s expression that he thinks it’s my fault that your Majesty seems unaware of what your subjects wanted me to tell you. For Heaven’s sake! For the sake of all my past services and struggles, please don’t let this stain my honor! The note, Number D, which I’m providing a copy of, addressed the difficult topic that Sir Richard is bringing up again.'

‘You press upon me, gentlemen,’ said the prince, colouring highly,’ recollections, which, as I hold them most alien to your character, I would willingly have banished from my memory. I did not suppose that my loyal subjects would think so poorly of me, as to use my depressed circumstances as a reason for forcing themselves into my domestic privacies, and stipulating arrangements with their king regarding matters in which the meanest minds claim the privilege of thinking for themselves. In affairs of state and public policy, I will ever be guided as becomes a prince, by the advice of my wisest counsellors; in those which regard my private affections and my domestic arrangements, I claim the same freedom of will which I allow to all my subjects, and without which a crown were less worth wearing than a beggar’s bonnet.’

‘You insist on pressing me, gentlemen,’ said the prince, his face flushing, ‘with memories that I find completely unrelated to your character, which I would have gladly removed from my mind. I never thought my loyal subjects would think so little of me as to use my difficult situation as an excuse to invade my private life and negotiate with their king about matters that even the simplest minds believe they should be free to decide for themselves. In matters of state and public policy, I will always be guided, as is befitting a prince, by the advice of my wisest advisors; in those concerning my personal feelings and my household arrangements, I demand the same freedom of choice that I grant to all my subjects, without which a crown would be less valuable than a beggar’s hat.’

‘May it please your Majesty,’ said Sir Richard Glendale, ‘I see it must be my lot to speak unwilling truths; but believe me, I do so with as much profound respect as deep regret. It is true, we have called you to head a mighty undertaking, and that your Majesty, preferring honour to safety, and the love of your country to your own ease, has condescended to become our leader. But we also pointed out as a necessary and indispensable preparatory step to the achievement of our purpose—and, I must say, as a positive condition of our engaging in it—that an individual, supposed,—I presume not to guess how truly,—to have your Majesty’s more intimate confidence, and believed, I will not say on absolute proof but upon the most pregnant suspicion, to be capable of betraying that confidence to the Elector of Hanover, should be removed from your royal household and society.’

‘Your Majesty,’ said Sir Richard Glendale, ‘I find myself in the position of speaking uncomfortable truths, but please understand that I do so with deep respect and sadness. It's true that we've asked you to lead a significant effort, and that your Majesty, valuing honor over safety, and your love for your country over your own comfort, has agreed to become our leader. However, we also emphasized that before we could pursue our goals—and I must stress, it’s essential for our participation—that someone who is thought to have your Majesty’s close trust, and is suspected, though I won’t venture to say how accurately, of being able to betray that trust to the Elector of Hanover, should be removed from your royal household and circle.’

‘This is too insolent, Sir Richard!’ said Charles Edward. ‘Have you inveigled me into your power to bait me in this unseemly manner? And you, Redgauntlet, why did you suffer matters to come to such a point as this, without making me more distinctly aware what insults were to be practised on me?’

‘This is way too rude, Sir Richard!’ said Charles Edward. ‘Did you trick me into your control just to provoke me like this? And you, Redgauntlet, why did you let things get to this point without making it clear what insults I was going to face?’

‘My gracious prince,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘I am so far to blame in this, that I did not think so slight an impediment as that of a woman’s society could have really interrupted an undertaking of this magnitude. I am a plain man, sire, and speak but bluntly; I could not have dreamt but what, within the first five minutes of this interview, either Sir Richard and his friends would have ceased to insist upon a condition so ungrateful to your Majesty, or that your Majesty would have sacrificed this unhappy attachment to the sound advice, or even to the over-anxious suspicions, of so many faithful subjects. I saw no entanglement in such a difficulty which on either side might not have been broken through like a cobweb.’

‘My gracious prince,’ Redgauntlet said, ‘I admit that I was wrong to think that such a minor obstacle as a woman's presence could really disrupt something this significant. I’m a straightforward man, sire, and I speak plainly; I never imagined that, within the first five minutes of this meeting, either Sir Richard and his friends would still be pressing for a condition so ungrateful to your Majesty, or that your Majesty would cling to this unfortunate attachment despite the sound advice or even the overly concerned suspicions of so many loyal subjects. I saw no complication in this issue that couldn’t have been resolved easily.’

‘You were mistaken, sir,’ said Charles Edward, ‘entirely mistaken—as much so as you are at this moment, when you think in your heart my refusal to comply with this insolent proposition is dictated by a childish and romantic passion for an individual, I tell you, sir, I could part with that person to-morrow, without an instant’s regret—that I have had thoughts of dismissing her from my court, for reasons known to myself; but that I will never betray my rights as a sovereign and a man, by taking this step to secure the favour of any one, or to purchase that allegiance which, if you owe it to me at all, is due to me as my birthright.’

‘You’re completely wrong, sir,’ said Charles Edward, ‘totally off-base—just like you are right now, when you believe that my refusal to go along with this outrageous proposal is driven by some childish and romantic feelings for someone. I assure you, sir, I could say goodbye to that person tomorrow without a second thought. I've even considered dismissing her from my court for my own reasons; but I will never compromise my rights as a sovereign and a man by doing this to win anyone’s favor or to buy loyalty that, if you owe it to me at all, should be given naturally as my birthright.’

‘I am sorry for this,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘I hope both your Majesty and Sir Richard will reconsider your resolutions, or forbear this discussion, in a conjuncture so pressing. I trust your Majesty will recollect that you are on hostile ground; that our preparations cannot have so far escaped notice as to permit us now with safety to retreat from our purpose; insomuch, that it is with the deepest anxiety of heart I foresee even danger to your own royal person, unless you can generously give your subjects the satisfaction, which Sir Richard seems to think they are obstinate in demanding.’

‘I’m sorry about this,’ Redgauntlet said. ‘I hope both your Majesty and Sir Richard will rethink your decisions or avoid this discussion in such a critical situation. I trust your Majesty remembers that you are in a perilous position; our preparations must not have gone unnoticed to the point where we can safely back out now. With great concern, I foresee even danger to your own royal person unless you can kindly give your subjects the satisfaction that Sir Richard believes they are stubbornly demanding.’

‘And deep indeed your anxiety ought to be,’ said the prince. ‘Is it in these circumstances of personal danger in which you expect to overcome a resolution, which is founded on a sense of what is due to me as a man or a prince? If the axe and scaffold were ready before the windows of Whitehall, I would rather tread the same path with my great-grandfather, than concede the slightest point in which my honour is concerned.’

‘And your anxiety should be deep,’ said the prince. ‘In these dangerous circumstances, do you really think you can stick to a decision that's based on what I deserve as a person or a prince? If the axe and scaffold were waiting outside the windows of Whitehall, I would choose to follow the same path as my great-grandfather instead of giving up even the smallest principle that concerns my honor.’

He spoke these words with a determined accent, and looked around him on the company, all of whom (excepting Darsie, who saw, he thought, a fair period to a most perilous enterprise) seemed in deep anxiety and confusion. At length, Sir Richard spoke in a solemn and melancholy tone. ‘If the safety,’ he said, ‘of poor Richard Glendale were alone concerned in this matter, I have never valued my life enough to weigh it against the slightest point of your Majesty’s service. But I am only a messenger—a commissioner, who must execute my trust, and upon whom a thousand voices will cry, Curse and woe, if I do it not with fidelity. All of your adherents, even Redgauntlet himself, see certain ruin to this enterprise—the greatest danger to your Majesty’s person—the utter destruction of all your party and friends, if they insist not on the point, which, unfortunately, your Majesty is so unwilling to concede. I speak it with a heart full of anguish—with a tongue unable to utter my emotions—but it must be spoken—the fatal truth—that if your royal goodness cannot yield to us a boon which we hold necessary to our security and your own, your Majesty with one word disarms ten thousand men, ready to draw their swords in your behalf; or, to speak yet more plainly, you annihilate even the semblance of a royal party in Great Britain.’

He said these words firmly and looked around at the group, all of whom (except for Darsie, who thought this was a good time to end a very risky venture) appeared to be deeply anxious and confused. Finally, Sir Richard spoke in a serious and sad tone. “If the safety of poor Richard Glendale were the only concern here, I’ve never valued my life enough to weigh it against even the smallest aspect of your Majesty’s service. But I’m just a messenger—a commissioner who must fulfill my duties, and I’ll be cursed by a thousand voices if I don’t do it faithfully. All your supporters, even Redgauntlet, see certain doom for this mission—the greatest threat to your Majesty’s safety—the complete destruction of all your party and friends if they don’t insist on a point that, unfortunately, your Majesty is so reluctant to concede. I say this with a heavy heart—with a voice that struggles to express my feelings—but it has to be said—the harsh truth—that if your royal kindness cannot grant us a favor we see as essential for our safety and yours, your Majesty with one word disarms ten thousand men ready to fight for you; or, to put it more directly, you dismantle even the appearance of a royal party in Great Britain.”

‘And why do you not add,’ said the prince, scornfully, ‘that the men who have been ready to assume arms in my behalf, will atone for their treason to the Elector, by delivering me up to the fate for which so many proclamations have destined me? Carry my head to St. James’s, gentlemen; you will do a more acceptable and a more honourable action, than, having inveigled me into a situation which places me so completely in your power, to dishonour yourselves by propositions which dishonour me.

‘And why don’t you also add,’ the prince said, with disdain, ‘that the men who were ready to take up arms for me will atone for their betrayal to the Elector by handing me over to the fate that so many proclamations have assigned to me? Take my head to St. James’s, gentlemen; you would be doing a more respectable and honorable thing than trying to trap me in a situation that puts me entirely in your control, only to shame yourselves with proposals that would bring shame to me.’

‘My God, sire!’ exclaimed Sir Richard, clasping his hands together, in impatience, ‘of what great and inexpiable crime can your Majesty’s ancestors have ‘been guilty, that they have been punished by the infliction of judicial blindness on their whole generation!—Come, my Lord ———, we must to our friends.’

‘My God, Your Majesty!’ exclaimed Sir Richard, clasping his hands together in impatience. ‘What terrible and unforgivable crime must your ancestors have committed to deserve such a punishment of complete blindness for their entire generation?—Come on, my Lord ———, we need to meet up with our friends.’

‘By your leave, Sir Richard,’ said the young nobleman, ‘not till we, have learned what measures can be taken for his Majesty’s personal safety.’

‘If you don't mind, Sir Richard,’ said the young nobleman, ‘not until we find out what steps can be taken for the King's personal safety.’

‘Care not for me, young man,’ said Charles Edward; ‘when I was in the society of Highland robbers and cattle-drovers, I was safer than I now hold myself among the representatives of the best blood in England. Farewell, gentlemen—I will shift for myself.’

‘Don’t worry about me, young man,’ said Charles Edward; ‘when I was with Highland robbers and cattle drovers, I felt safer than I do now among the representatives of the finest blood in England. Goodbye, gentlemen—I’ll take care of myself.’

‘This must never be,’ said Redgauntlet. ‘Let me that brought you to the point of danger, at least provide for your safe retreat.’

‘This can’t happen,’ said Redgauntlet. ‘Let me, the one who brought you to this dangerous situation, at least ensure your safe escape.’

So saying, he hastily left the apartment, followed by his nephew. The Wanderer, averting his eyes from Lord ——— and Sir Richard Glendale, threw himself into a seat at the upper end of the apartment, while they, in much anxiety, stood together, at a distance from him, and conversed in whispers.

So saying, he quickly left the room, followed by his nephew. The Wanderer, avoiding eye contact with Lord ——— and Sir Richard Glendale, threw himself into a seat at the far end of the room, while they, feeling quite anxious, stood together at a distance from him and spoke in low voices.





CHAPTER XXIII

NARRATIVE CONTINUED

When Redgauntlet left the room, in haste and discomposure, the first person he met on the stair, and indeed so close by the door of the apartment that Darsie thought he must have been listening there, was his attendant Nixon.

When Redgauntlet rushed out of the room, clearly flustered, the first person he encountered on the stairs—who was so close to the door of the apartment that Darsie suspected he must have been eavesdropping—was his attendant Nixon.

‘What the devil do you here?’ he said, abruptly and sternly.

‘What on earth are you doing here?’ he said, abruptly and sternly.

‘I wait your orders,’ said Nixon. ‘I hope all’s right!—excuse my zeal.’

‘I’m waiting for your orders,’ said Nixon. ‘I hope everything’s okay!—sorry for my eagerness.’

‘All is wrong, sir. Where is the seafaring fellow—Ewart—what do you call him?’

‘Everything's messed up, sir. Where’s that sailor—Ewart—what do you call him?’

‘Nanty Ewart, sir. I will carry your commands,’ said Nixon.

‘Nanty Ewart, sir. I’ll follow your orders,’ said Nixon.

‘I will deliver them myself to him,’ said Redgauntlet; call him hither.’

‘I will take them to him myself,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘bring him here.’

‘But should your honour leave the presence?’ said Nixon, still lingering.

‘But should you leave the room, your honor?’ said Nixon, still lingering.

‘‘Sdeath, sir, do you prate to me?’ said Redgauntlet, bending his brows. ‘I, sir, transact my own business; you, I am told, act by a ragged deputy.’

‘‘Sdeath, sir, are you talking to me?’ said Redgauntlet, furrowing his brows. ‘I, sir, handle my own affairs; you, I hear, operate through a shabby substitute.’```

Without further answer, Nixon departed, rather disconcerted, as it seemed to Darsie.

Without saying anything more, Nixon left, looking quite unsettled, or so it appeared to Darsie.

‘That dog turns insolent and lazy,’ said Redgauntlet; but I must bear with him for a while.’

‘That dog is becoming rude and lazy,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘but I have to put up with him for a bit.’

A moment after, Nixon returned with Ewart.

A moment later, Nixon returned with Ewart.

‘Is this the smuggling fellow?’ demanded Redgauntlet. Nixon nodded.

‘Is this the smuggler?’ asked Redgauntlet. Nixon nodded.

‘Is he sober now? he was brawling anon.’

‘Is he sober now? He was just fighting a moment ago.’

‘Sober enough for business,’ said Nixon.

‘Sober enough for business,’ Nixon said.

‘Well then, hark ye, Ewart;—man your boat with your best hands, and have her by the pier—get your other fellows on board the brig—if you have any cargo left, throw it overboard; it shall be all paid, five times over—and be ready for a start to Wales or the Hebrides, or perhaps for Sweden or Norway.’

‘Well then, listen up, Ewart; get your best crew on the boat and have her at the pier—get the rest of the guys on board the brig—if you have any cargo left, toss it overboard; you’ll be compensated five times for it—and be ready to head out to Wales or the Hebrides, or maybe even to Sweden or Norway.’

Ewart answered sullenly enough, ‘Aye, aye, sir.’

Ewart replied glumly, "Yeah, yeah, sir."

‘Go with him, Nixon,’ said Redgauntlet, forcing himself to speak with some appearance of cordiality to the servant with whom he was offended; ‘see he does his duty.’

‘Go with him, Nixon,’ Redgauntlet said, making an effort to sound friendly to the servant he was upset with; ‘make sure he does his job.’

Ewart left the house sullenly, followed by Nixon. The sailor was just in that species of drunken humour which made him jealous, passionate, and troublesome, without showing any other disorder than that of irritability. As he walked towards the beach he kept muttering to himself, but in such a tone that his companion lost not a word, ‘Smuggling fellow—Aye, smuggler—and, start your cargo into the sea—and be ready to start for the Hebrides, or Sweden—or the devil, I suppose. Well, and what if I said in answer—Rebel, Jacobite—traitor; I’ll make you and your d——d confederates walk the plank—I have seen better men do it—half a score of a morning—when I was across the Line.’

Ewart left the house moodily, followed by Nixon. The sailor was in that kind of drunken mood that made him jealous, emotional, and difficult, without showing anything more than irritability. As he walked toward the beach, he kept muttering to himself, but in such a way that his companion heard every word, “Smuggling guy—Yeah, smuggler—and throw your cargo into the sea—and be ready to head for the Hebrides, or Sweden—or hell, I guess. Well, what if I replied—Rebel, Jacobite—traitor; I’ll make you and your damned buddies walk the plank—I’ve seen better men do it—half a dozen in the morning—when I was across the Line.”

‘D—d unhandsome terms those Redgauntlet used to you, brother.’ said Nixon.

‘D—d ugly words those Redgauntlet used to you, brother,’ said Nixon.

‘Which do you mean?’ said Ewart, starting, and recollecting himself. ‘I have been at my old trade of thinking aloud, have I?’

‘Which do you mean?’ Ewart said, startled, as he collected his thoughts. ‘I’ve been talking to myself again, haven’t I?’

‘No matter,’ answered Nixon, ‘none but a friend heard you. You cannot have forgotten how Redgauntlet disarmed you this morning.’

'No matter,' replied Nixon, 'only a friend heard you. You haven't forgotten how Redgauntlet disarmed you this morning.'

‘Why, I would bear no malice about that—only he is so cursedly high and saucy,’ said Ewart.

‘Why, I wouldn't hold any grudges about that—it's just that he's so incredibly arrogant and cheeky,’ said Ewart.

‘And then,’ said Nixon, ‘I know you for a true-hearted Protestant.’

‘And then,’ said Nixon, ‘I recognize you as a genuine-hearted Protestant.’

‘That I am, by G—,’ said Ewart. ‘No, the Spaniards could never get my religion from me.’

‘That’s right, I swear,’ said Ewart. ‘No, the Spaniards could never take my religion away from me.’

‘And a friend to King George, and the Hanover line of succession,’ said Nixon, still walking and speaking very slow.

‘And a friend to King George, and the Hanover line of succession,’ said Nixon, still walking and speaking very slowly.

‘You may swear I am, excepting in the way of business, as Turnpenny says. I like King George, but I can’t afford to pay duties.’

‘You can believe I am, except in terms of business, like Turnpenny says. I like King George, but I can’t afford to pay taxes.’

‘You are outlawed, I believe,’ said Nixon.

‘You’re an outlaw, I think,’ said Nixon.

‘Am I?—faith, I believe I am,’ said Ewart. ‘I wish I were INLAWED again with all my heart. But come along, we must get all ready for our peremptory gentleman, I suppose.’

‘Am I?—yeah, I think I am,’ said Ewart. ‘I wish I was married again with all my heart. But come on, we need to get everything ready for our demanding guest, I guess.’

‘I will teach you a better trick,’ said Nixon. ‘There is a bloody pack of rebels yonder.’

‘I’ll teach you a better trick,’ said Nixon. ‘There’s a whole bunch of rebels over there.’

‘Aye, we all know that,’ said the smuggler; ‘but the snowball’s melting, I think.’

‘Yeah, we all know that,’ said the smuggler; ‘but I think the snowball’s melting.’

‘There is some one yonder, whose head is worth—thirty thousand—pounds—of sterling money,’ said Nixon, pausing between each word, as if to enforce the magnificence of the sum.

‘There’s someone over there whose head is worth—thirty thousand—pounds—of sterling money,’ said Nixon, pausing between each word as if to emphasize the greatness of the amount.

‘And what of that?’ said Ewart, quickly.

‘And what about that?’ said Ewart, quickly.

‘Only that, instead of lying by the pier with your men on their oars, if you will just carry your boat on board just now, and take no notice of any signal from the shore, by G—d, Nanty Ewart. I will make a man of you for life!’

‘Instead of hanging out by the pier with your crew on their oars, if you just carry your boat on board right now and ignore any signals from the shore, I swear, Nanty Ewart, I’ll make a man of you for life!’

‘Oh ho! then the Jacobite gentry are not so safe as they think themselves?’ said Nanty.

‘Oh wow! So the Jacobite gentry aren’t as safe as they believe they are?’ said Nanty.

‘In an hour or two,’ replied Nixon, ‘they will be made safer in Carlisle Castle.’

‘In an hour or two,’ Nixon replied, ‘they’ll be safer in Carlisle Castle.’

‘The devil they will!’ said Ewart; ‘and you have been the informer, I suppose?’

‘They definitely will!’ said Ewart; ‘and I guess you've been the snitch, huh?’

‘Yes; I have been ill paid for my service among the Redgauntlets—have scarce got dog’s wages—and been treated worse than ever dog was used. I have the old fox and his cubs in the same trap now, Nanty; and we’ll see how a certain young lady will look then. You see I am frank with you, Nanty.’

‘Yes; I’ve been poorly compensated for my work with the Redgauntlets—barely getting by—and I’ve been treated worse than any dog ever was. I’ve got the old fox and his cubs caught in the same trap now, Nanty; and we’ll see how a certain young lady reacts then. You see I’m being honest with you, Nanty.’

‘And I will be as frank with you,’ said the smuggler. ‘You are a d—d old scoundrel—traitor to the man whose bread you eat! Me help to betray poor devils, that have been so often betrayed myself! Not if they were a hundred Popes, Devils, and Pretenders. I will back and tell them their danger—they are part of cargo—regularly invoiced—put under my charge by the owners—I’ll back’—

‘And I’ll be honest with you,’ said the smuggler. ‘You’re a damn old crook—betraying the man whose bread you eat! Me help to betray poor souls, when I’ve been betrayed so many times myself! Not if there were a hundred Popes, Devils, and Pretenders. I’ll go back and tell them about the danger—they’re part of the cargo—regularly invoiced—put under my charge by the owners—I’ll go back—’

‘You are not stark mad?’ said Nixon, who now saw he had miscalculated in supposing Nanty’s wild ideas of honour and fidelity could be shaken even by resentment, or by his Protestant partialities. ‘You shall not go back—it is all a joke.’

‘You’re not completely insane, are you?’ Nixon asked, now realizing he had underestimated how strong Nanty’s wild ideas about honor and loyalty were, thinking they could be weakened by anger or his Protestant biases. ‘You’re not going back—it’s all just a joke.’

‘I’ll back to Redgauntlet, and see whether it is a joke he will laugh at.’

‘I’ll go back to Redgauntlet and see if it’s a joke he’ll find funny.’

‘My life is lost if you do,’ said Nixon—‘hear reason.’

‘My life is over if you do,’ said Nixon—‘please, listen to reason.’

They were in a clump or cluster of tall furze at the moment they were speaking, about half-way between the pier and the house, but not in a direct line, from which Nixon, whose object it was to gain time, had induced Ewart to diverge insensibly.

They were huddled together in a patch of tall gorse while they were talking, about halfway between the pier and the house, but not in a straight line, from which Nixon, aiming to buy some time, had subtly led Ewart to stray.

He now saw the necessity of taking a desperate resolution. ‘Hear reason,’ he said; and added, as Nanty still endeavoured to pass him, ‘Or else hear this!’ discharging a pocket-pistol into the unfortunate man’s body.

He now realized he needed to make a drastic decision. "Listen to reason," he said, and added, as Nanty still tried to get past him, "Or else listen to this!" firing a pocket pistol into the unfortunate man's body.

Nanty staggered, but kept his feet. ‘It has cut my back-bone asunder,’ he said; ‘you have done me the last good office, and I will not die ungrateful.’

Nanty stumbled but remained standing. "It has split my spine in two," he said. "You've done me one last favor, and I won't die ungrateful."

As he uttered the last words, he collected his remaining strength, stood firm for an instant, drew his hanger, and, fetching a stroke with both hands, cut Cristal Nixon down. The blow, struck with all the energy of a desperate and dying man, exhibited a force to which Ewart’s exhausted frame might have seemed inadequate;—it cleft the hat which the wretch wore, though secured by a plate of iron within the lining, bit deep into his skull, and there left a fragment of the weapon, which was broke by the fury of the blow.

As he spoke his final words, he gathered his remaining strength, stood tall for a moment, drew his sword, and swung it with both hands, taking down Cristal Nixon. The hit, delivered with all the force of a desperate and dying man, showed a power that Ewart’s tired body might not have seemed capable of; it sliced through the hat the poor man wore, despite having an iron plate inside the lining, cut deep into his skull, and left a piece of the weapon lodged there, which was shattered by the intensity of the swing.

One of the seamen of the lugger, who strolled up attracted by the firing of the pistol, though being a small one the report was very trifling, found both the unfortunate men stark dead. Alarmed at what he saw, which he conceived to have been the consequence of some unsuccessful engagement betwixt his late commander and a revenue officer (for Nixon chanced not to be personally known to him) the sailor hastened back to the boat, in order to apprise his comrades of Nanty’s fate, and to advise them to take off themselves and the vessel.

One of the crew members of the small boat, who had wandered over drawn by the sound of the gunfire—though the pistol was small and the noise was quite faint—discovered both unfortunate men lying dead. Shocked by what he saw, which he believed was the result of an unsuccessful encounter between his former captain and a revenue officer (since he didn’t personally know Nixon), the sailor hurried back to the boat to inform his friends about Nanty’s fate and to suggest that they evacuate themselves and the vessel.

Meantime Redgauntlet, having, as we have seen, dispatched Nixon for the purpose of securing a retreat for the unfortunate Charles, in case of extremity, returned to the apartment where he had left the Wanderer. He now found him alone.

Meantime, Redgauntlet, having sent Nixon to secure a retreat for the unfortunate Charles in case of emergency, returned to the room where he had left the Wanderer. He now found him alone.

‘Sir Richard Glendale,’ said the unfortunate prince, ‘with his young friend, has gone to consult their adherents now in the house. Redgauntlet, my friend, I will not blame you for the circumstances in which I find myself, though I am at once placed in danger, and rendered contemptible. But you ought to have stated to me more strongly the weight which these gentlemen attached to their insolent proposition. You should have told me that no compromise would have any effect—that they desire not a prince to govern them, but one, on the contrary, over whom they were to exercise restraint on all occasions, from the highest affairs of the state, down to the most intimate and private concerns of his own privacy, which the most ordinary men desire to keep secret and sacred from interference.’

‘Sir Richard Glendale,’ the unfortunate prince said, ‘has gone with his young friend to consult their supporters in the house. Redgauntlet, my friend, I won’t blame you for the situation I’m in, even though I’m in danger and made to look foolish. But you should have made it clearer just how serious these gentlemen are about their disrespectful proposal. You should have told me that no compromise would work—that they don’t want a prince to lead them, but rather someone they can control at all times, whether it’s matters of state or even the most personal aspects of his life, which any ordinary person would want to keep private and sacred from interference.'

‘God knows,’ said Redgauntlet, in much agitation, ‘I acted for the best when I pressed your Majesty to come hither—I never thought that your Majesty, at such a crisis, would have scrupled, when a kingdom was in view, to sacrifice an attachment, which’—

‘God knows,’ said Redgauntlet, very agitated, ‘I acted with good intentions when I urged you to come here—I never thought that you, at such a crucial moment, would hesitate to let go of an attachment when a kingdom was at stake, which’—

‘Peace, sir!’ said Charles; ‘it is not for you to estimate my feelings upon such a subject.’

‘Calm down, sir!’ said Charles; ‘it’s not up to you to judge my feelings on this topic.’

Redgauntlet coloured high, and bowed profoundly. ‘At least,’ he resumed, ‘I hoped that some middle way might be found, and it shall—and must.—Come with me, nephew. We will to these gentlemen, and I am confident I will bring back heart-stirring tidings.’

Redgauntlet blushed deeply and bowed deeply. ‘At least,’ he continued, ‘I hoped that we could find a compromise, and we will—and we must.—Come with me, nephew. Let’s go to these gentlemen, and I’m sure I’ll bring back exciting news.’

‘I will do much to comply with them, Redgauntlet. I am loath, having again set my foot on British land, to quit it without a blow for my right. But this which they demand of me is a degradation, and compliance is impossible.’

‘I will do a lot to meet their demands, Redgauntlet. I really don’t want to step back onto British soil and leave without fighting for my rights. But what they are asking of me is humiliating, and there’s no way I can comply.’

Redgauntlet, followed by his nephew, the unwilling spectator of this extraordinary scene, left once more the apartment of the adventurous Wanderer, and was met on the top of the stairs by Joe Crackenthorp. ‘Where are the other gentlemen?’ he said.

Redgauntlet, followed by his nephew, who was reluctantly watching this unusual scene, left the room of the adventurous Wanderer and was met at the top of the stairs by Joe Crackenthorp. "Where are the other guys?" he asked.

‘Yonder, in the west barrack,’ answered Joe; ‘but Master Ingoldsby,’—that was the name by which Redgauntlet was most generally known in Cumberland,—‘I wish to say to you that I must put yonder folk together in one room.’

‘Over there, in the west barrack,’ Joe replied; ‘but Master Ingoldsby,’—that was the name most people used for Redgauntlet in Cumberland,—‘I need to tell you that I have to gather those people into one room.’

‘What folk?’ said Redgauntlet, impatiently.

"What people?" said Redgauntlet, impatiently.

‘Why, them prisoner stranger folk, as you bid Cristal Nixon look after. Lord love you! this is a large house enow, but we cannot have separate lock-ups for folk, as they have in Newgate or in Bedlam. Yonder’s a mad beggar, that is to be a great man when he wins a lawsuit, Lord help him!—Yonder’s a Quaker and a lawyer charged with a riot; and, ecod, I must make one key and one lock keep them, for we are chokeful, and you have sent off old Nixon that could have given one some help in this confusion. Besides, they take up every one a room, and call for naughts on earth,—excepting the old man, who calls lustily enough,—but he has not a penny to pay shot.’

‘Why, those prisoner stranger folks, like you told Cristal Nixon to look after. Lord help us! This house is pretty big, but we can't have separate cells for people, like they do in Newgate or Bedlam. Over there’s a crazy beggar who’s going to be a big deal when he wins a lawsuit, God help him!—There’s a Quaker and a lawyer accused of starting a riot; and, honestly, I have to make one key and one lock work for them, because we’re overflowing, and you sent old Nixon away who could have helped with this mess. Besides, they all take up a room and don’t ask for much of anything—except for the old man, who sure does speak up—but he doesn’t have a dime to cover his stay.’

‘Do as thou wilt with them,’ said Redgauntlet, who had listened impatiently to his statement; ‘so thou dost but keep them from getting out and making some alarm in the country, I care not.’

‘Do whatever you want with them,’ said Redgauntlet, who had listened impatiently to his statement; ‘as long as you keep them from escaping and causing an alarm in the area, I don’t care.’

‘A Quaker and a lawyer!’ said Darsie. ‘This must be Fairford and Geddes.—Uncle, I must request of you’—

‘A Quaker and a lawyer!’ said Darsie. ‘This must be Fairford and Geddes.—Uncle, I need to ask you’—

‘Nay, nephew,’ interrupted Redgauntlet, ‘this is no time for asking questions. You shall yourself decide upon their fate in the course of an hour—no harm whatever is designed them.’

‘No, nephew,’ interrupted Redgauntlet, ‘this isn’t the time for questions. You will decide their fate in an hour—nothing bad is intended for them.’

So saying, he hurried towards the place where the Jacobite gentlemen were holding their council, and Darsie followed him, in the hope that the obstacle which had arisen to the prosecution of their desperate adventure would prove insurmountable and spare him the necessity of a dangerous and violent rupture with his uncle. The discussions among them were very eager; the more daring part of the conspirators, who had little but life to lose, being desirous to proceed at all hazards; while the others, whom a sense of honour and a hesitation to disavow long-cherished principles had brought forward, were perhaps not ill satisfied to have a fair apology for declining an adventure, into which they had entered with more of reluctance than zeal.

So saying, he rushed toward the spot where the Jacobite gentlemen were holding their meeting, and Darsie followed him, hoping that the obstacle which had come up to their risky plan would turn out to be too great and save him from having to face a dangerous and violent clash with his uncle. The discussions among them were very intense; the bolder members of the conspiracy, who had little to lose other than their lives, were eager to push forward at all costs; while the others, driven by a sense of honor and a reluctance to abandon long-held beliefs, were perhaps not too unhappy to find a good excuse to back out of an adventure they had joined with more reluctance than enthusiasm.

Meanwhile Joe Crackenthorp, availing himself of the hasty permission attained from Redgauntlet, proceeded to assemble in one apartment those whose safe custody had been thought necessary; and, without much considering the propriety of the matter, he selected for the common place of confinement, the room which Lilias had, since her brother’s departure, occupied alone. It had a strong lock, and was double-hinged, which probably led to the preference assigned to it, as a place of security.

Meanwhile, Joe Crackenthorp, taking advantage of the quick approval he got from Redgauntlet, began to gather in one room those individuals whose safe keeping was deemed important; and without giving it much thought, he chose the room that Lilias had been using alone since her brother's departure as the shared confinement space. It had a sturdy lock and was double-hinged, which likely influenced the choice of it as a secure location.

Into this, Joe, with little ceremony, and a good deal of noise, introduced the Quaker and Fairford; the first descanting on the immorality, the other on the illegality, of his proceedings; and he turned a deaf ear both to the one and the other. Next he pushed in, almost in headlong fashion, the unfortunate litigant, who, having made some resistance at the threshold, had received a violent thrust in consequence, and came rushing forward, like a ram in the act of charging, with such impetus as must have carried him to the top of the room, and struck the cocked hat which sat perched on the top of his tow wig against Miss Redgauntlet’s person, had not the honest Quaker interrupted his career by seizing him by the collar, and bringing him to a stand. ‘Friend,’ said he, with the real good-breeding which so often subsists independently of ceremony, ‘thou art no company for that young person; she is, thou seest, frightened at our being so suddenly thrust in hither; and although that be no fault of ours, yet it will become us to behave civilly towards her. Wherefore come thou with me to this window, and I will tell thee what it concerns thee to know.’

Into this, Joe, without much ceremony and making a lot of noise, brought in the Quaker and Fairford. The Quaker talked about the immorality of what Joe was doing, while Fairford pointed out the illegality of it, but Joe ignored both of them. Then he almost pushed in the unfortunate litigant, who had tried to resist at the door and got a violent shove for it. He came rushing forward like a ram charging, so forcefully that if he hadn’t stopped, he would have knocked the cocked hat perched on his tow wig right into Miss Redgauntlet. Luckily, the honest Quaker grabbed him by the collar and stopped him. “Friend,” he said, with genuine good manners that often exist without ceremony, “you’re not suitable company for that young lady; she is, as you can see, frightened by our sudden entrance here. And although this is not our fault, it's still our responsibility to behave nicely towards her. So come with me to this window, and I’ll tell you what you need to know.”

‘And what for should I no speak to the Leddy, friend?’ said Peter, who was now about half seas over. ‘I have spoke to leddies before now, man. What for should she be frightened at me? I am nae bogle, I ween. What are ye pooin’ me that gate for? Ye will rive my coat, and I will have a good action for having myself made SARTUM ATQUE TECTUM at your expenses.’

‘And why shouldn’t I talk to the lady, my friend?’ said Peter, who was now quite tipsy. ‘I’ve spoken to ladies before, you know. Why would she be afraid of me? I’m not a ghost, I assure you. Why are you pulling me that way? You’ll tear my coat, and I’ll have a good case for making you pay for it.’

Notwithstanding this threat, Mr. Geddes, whose muscles were as strong as his judgement was sound and his temper sedate, led Poor Peter under the sense of a control against which he could not struggle, to the farther corner of the apartment, where, placing him, whether he would or no, in a chair, he sat down beside him, and effectually prevented his annoying the young lady, upon whom he had seemed bent upon conferring the delights of his society.

Notwithstanding this threat, Mr. Geddes, whose muscles were as strong as his judgment was sound and his temper calm, guided Poor Peter under a sense of control that he couldn't fight against, to the far corner of the room, where, whether he liked it or not, he put him in a chair, sat down next to him, and effectively stopped him from bothering the young lady, who he had seemed determined to entertain with his company.

If Peter had immediately recognized his counsel learned in the law, it is probable that not even the benevolent efforts of the Quaker could have kept him in a state of restraint; but Fairford’s back was turned towards his client, whose optics, besides being somewhat dazzled with ale and brandy, were speedily engaged in contemplating a half-crown which Joshua held between his finger and his thumb, saying, at the same time, ‘Friend, thou art indigent and improvident. This will, well employed, procure thee sustentation of nature for more than a single day; and I will bestow it on thee if thou wilt sit here and keep me company; for neither thou nor I, friend, are fit company for ladies.’

If Peter had recognized his lawyer right away, it’s likely that even the kind efforts of the Quaker wouldn’t have kept him restrained; but Fairford had his back to his client, whose eyes, already a bit blurred from ale and brandy, were quickly fixated on a half-crown that Joshua was holding between his finger and thumb. Joshua said at the same time, “Friend, you are in need and unprepared. This will, if used wisely, provide you with sustenance for more than just one day; and I will give it to you if you sit here and keep me company, because neither of us is really good company for ladies.”

‘Speak for yourself, friend,’ said Peter, scornfully; ‘I was ay kend to be agreeable to the fair sex; and when I was in business I served the ladies wi’ anither sort of decorum than Plainstanes, the d—d awkward scoundrel! It was one of the articles of dittay between us.’

‘Speak for yourself, buddy,’ said Peter, scornfully; ‘I was always inclined to get along with the ladies; and when I was in business, I treated them with a kind of respect that Plainstanes, the damn awkward fool, never could! That was one of the points of conflict between us.’

‘Well, but, friend,’ said the Quaker, who observed that the young lady still seemed to fear Peter’s intrusion, ‘I wish to hear thee speak about this great lawsuit of thine, which has been matter of such celebrity.’

‘Well, but, friend,’ said the Quaker, noticing that the young lady still seemed to fear Peter’s intrusion, ‘I’d like to hear you talk about this big lawsuit of yours, which has become so famous.’

‘Celebrity! Ye may swear that,’ said Peter, for the string was touched to which his crazy imagination always vibrated. ‘And I dinna wonder that folk that judge things by their outward grandeur, should think me something worth their envying. It’s very true that it is grandeur upon earth to hear ane’s name thunnered out along the long-arched roof of the Outer House,—“Poor Peter Peebles against Plainstanes ET PER CONTRA;” a’ the best lawyers in the house fleeing like eagles to the prey; some because they are in the cause, and some because they want to be thought engaged (for there are tricks in other trades by selling muslins)—to see the reporters mending their pens to take down the debate—the Lords themselves pooin’ in their chairs, like folk sitting down to a gude dinner, and crying on the clerks for parts and pendicles of the process, who, puir bodies, can do little mair than cry on their closet-keepers to help them. To see a’ this,’ continued Peter, in a tone of sustained rapture, ‘and to ken that naething will be said or dune amang a’ thae grand folk, for maybe the feck of three hours, saving what concerns you and your business—Oh, man, nae wonder that ye judge this to be earthly glory! And yet, neighbour, as I was saying, there be unco drawbacks—I whiles think of my bit house, where dinner, and supper, and breakfast, used to come without the crying for, just as if fairies had brought it—and the gude bed at e’en—and the needfu’ penny in the pouch. And then to see a’ ane’s warldly substance capering in the air in a pair of weighbauks, now up, now down, as the breath of judge or counsel inclines it for pursuer or defender,—troth, man, there are times I rue having ever begun the plea wark, though, maybe, when ye consider the renown and credit I have by it, ye will hardly believe what I am saying.’

“Celebrity! You can definitely say that,” said Peter, as that was the chord his wild imagination always resonated with. “And I don’t blame people who judge things by their outward splendor for thinking I’m someone worth envying. It’s true that it feels grand on earth to hear your name echoing along the high ceiling of the Outer House—'Poor Peter Peebles against Plainstanes ET PER CONTRA;' all the best lawyers in the house rushing in like eagles diving for prey; some because they’re involved in the case, and some because they want to be seen as engaged (just like other trades have their tricks, like selling muslins)—to see the reporters getting their pens ready to take down the discussions—the Lords themselves lounging in their chairs, like people settling in for a nice dinner, and calling the clerks for bits and pieces of the case, who, poor souls, can do little more than shout for their keepers to assist them. To see all this,” Peter continued, in a tone of genuine excitement, “and to realize that nothing will be said or done among all those important people, perhaps for the better part of three hours, except for what concerns you and your business—Oh, man, no wonder you think this is earthly glory! And yet, neighbor, as I was saying, there are quite a few drawbacks—I sometimes think of my little house, where dinner, supper, and breakfast used to come without me having to ask for it, just as if fairies had delivered it—and the nice bed at night—and the needed coin in my pocket. And then to see all of your worldly possessions dancing in the air on a set of scales, now up, now down, depending on the whims of the judge or the lawyer for the plaintiff or the defendant—truly, there are times I regret ever starting this legal battle, though maybe, when you consider the fame and reputation I’ve gained from it, you’ll hardly believe what I’m saying.”

‘Indeed, friend,’ said Joshua, with a sigh, ‘I am glad thou hast found anything in the legal contention which compensates thee for poverty and hunger; but I believe, were other human objects of ambition looked upon as closely, their advantages would be found as chimerical as those attending thy protracted litigation.’

‘Indeed, my friend,’ said Joshua with a sigh, ‘I’m glad you’ve found something in the legal battle that makes up for poverty and hunger; but I believe if we examined other human ambitions as closely, we’d see their benefits are just as illusory as those from your lengthy litigation.’

‘But never mind, friend,’ said Peter, ‘I’ll tell you the exact state of the conjunct processes, and make you sensible that I can bring mysell round with a wet finger, now I have my finger and my thumb on this loup-the-dike loon, the lad Fairford.’

‘But never mind, friend,’ said Peter, ‘I’ll tell you exactly what’s going on with the situation, and show you that I can handle this easily, now that I have a grip on this troublemaker, the guy Fairford.’

Alan Fairford was in the act of speaking to the masked lady (for Miss Redgauntlet had retained her riding vizard) endeavouring to assure her, as he perceived her anxiety, of such protection as he could afford, when his own name, pronounced in a loud tone, attracted his attention. He looked round, and seeing Peter Peebles, as hastily turned to avoid his notice, in which he succeeded, so earnest was Peter upon his colloquy with one of the most respectable auditors whose attention he had ever been able to engage. And by this little motion, momentary as it was, Alan gained an unexpected advantage; for while he looked round, Miss Lilias, I could never ascertain why, took the moment to adjust her mask, and did it so awkwardly, that when her companion again turned his head, he recognized as much of her features as authorized him to address her as his fair client, and to press his offers of protection and assistance with the boldness of a former acquaintance.

Alan Fairford was in the middle of talking to the masked lady (since Miss Redgauntlet was still wearing her riding mask), trying to reassure her about the protection he could provide as he noticed her anxiety, when he heard his own name shouted loudly, catching his attention. He turned around and saw Peter Peebles, who quickly turned away to avoid being noticed, completely focused on his conversation with one of the most respectable listeners he had ever managed to engage. In this brief moment, Alan gained an unexpected advantage; while he looked away, Miss Lilias, for reasons I could never figure out, took the chance to adjust her mask and did it so clumsily that when her companion turned back, he could recognize enough of her features to confidently address her as his fair client and boldly offer his protection and assistance like a former acquaintance.

Lilias Redgauntlet withdrew the mask from her crimsoned cheek. ‘Mr. Fairford,’ she said, in a voice almost inaudible, ‘you have the character of a young gentleman of sense and generosity; but we have already met in one situation which you must think singular; and I must be exposed to misconstruction, at least, for my forwardness, were it not in a cause in which my dearest affections were concerned.’

Lilias Redgauntlet took off the mask from her flushed cheek. “Mr. Fairford,” she said, in a voice that was barely audible, “you have the qualities of a thoughtful and generous young man; but we’ve already met in a rather unusual situation, and I know you might consider it strange. I would risk being misunderstood for my boldness if it weren’t for a matter that involves my deepest feelings.”

‘Any interest in my beloved friend Darsie Latimer,’ said Fairford, stepping a little back, and putting a marked restraint upon his former advances, ‘gives me a double right to be useful to’—He stopped short.

‘Any interest in my dear friend Darsie Latimer,’ said Fairford, taking a step back and holding back his previous enthusiasm, ‘gives me an extra reason to be helpful to’—He paused abruptly.

‘To his sister, your goodness would say,’ answered Lilias.

‘To his sister, your kindness would say,’ answered Lilias.

‘His sister, madam!’ replied Alan, in the extremity of astonishment—‘Sister, I presume, in affection only?’

‘His sister, ma'am!’ replied Alan, in complete shock—‘Sister, I assume, only in a sentimental sense?’

‘No, sir; my dear brother Darsie and I are connected by the bonds of actual relationship; and I am not sorry to be the first to tell this to the friend he most values.’

‘No, sir; my dear brother Darsie and I are connected by the bonds of actual relationship; and I am not sorry to be the first to tell this to the friend he values the most.’

Fairford’s first thought was on the violent passion which Darsie had expressed towards the fair unknown. ‘Good God!’ he exclaimed, ‘how did he bear the discovery?’

Fairford’s first thought was about the intense feelings that Darsie had shown for the beautiful stranger. ‘Oh my God!’ he exclaimed, ‘how did he handle the revelation?’

‘With resignation, I hope,’ said Lilias, smiling. ‘A more accomplished sister he might easily have come by, but scarcely could have found one who could love him more than I do.’

"With acceptance, I hope," Lilias said, smiling. "He could have easily found a more skilled sister, but he could hardly find one who loves him more than I do."

‘I meant—I only meant to say,’ said the young counsellor, his presence of mind failing him for an instant—‘that is, I meant to ask where Darsie Latimer is at this moment.’

‘I meant—I just meant to say,’ said the young counselor, briefly losing his train of thought—‘that is, I wanted to ask where Darsie Latimer is right now.’

‘In this very house, and under the guardianship of his uncle, whom I believe you knew as a visitor of your father, under the name of Mr. Herries of Birrenswork.’

‘In this very house, and under the care of his uncle, who I think you recognized as a guest of your father, known as Mr. Herries of Birrenswork.’

‘Let me hasten to him,’ said Fairford; ‘I have sought him through difficulties and dangers—I must see him instantly.’

‘Let me hurry to him,’ said Fairford; ‘I’ve looked for him through challenges and dangers—I need to see him right away.’

‘You forget you are a prisoner,’ said the young lady.

'You forget that you're a prisoner,' said the young woman.

‘True—true; but I cannot be long detained—the cause alleged is too ridiculous.’

‘True—true; but I can't be held up for long—the reason given is just too silly.’

‘Alas!’ said Lilias, ‘our fate—my brother’s and mine, at least—must turn on the deliberations perhaps of less than an hour. For you, sir, I believe and apprehend nothing; but some restraint; my uncle is neither cruel nor unjust, though few will go further in the cause which he has adopted.’

‘Oh no!’ said Lilias, ‘our fate—my brother’s and mine, at least—might depend on discussions that could last less than an hour. For you, sir, I believe and worry about nothing; just some limitation; my uncle is neither cruel nor unjust, although few will go as far in the cause he has chosen.’

‘Which is that of the Pretend’—

‘Which is that of the Pretend’—

‘For God’s sake speak lower!’ said Lilias, approaching her hand, as if to stop him. ‘The word may cost you your life. You do not know—indeed you do not—the terrors of the situation in which we at present stand, and in which I fear you also are involved by your friendship for my brother.’

‘For God’s sake, lower your voice!’ Lilias said, reaching out her hand as if to stop him. ‘That word could cost you your life. You have no idea—truly, you don’t—how terrifying our current situation is, and I’m afraid you’re also in danger because of your friendship with my brother.’

‘I do not indeed know the particulars of our situation,’ said Fairford; ‘but, be the danger what it may, I shall not grudge my share of it for the sake of my friend; or,’ he added, with more timidity, ‘of my friend’s sister. Let me hope,’ he said, ‘my dear Miss Latimer, that my presence may be of some use to you; and that it may be so, let me entreat a share of your confidence, which I am conscious I have otherwise no right to ask.’

‘I don’t really know the details of our situation,’ said Fairford; ‘but no matter how dangerous it is, I won’t hesitate to help for the sake of my friend; or,’ he added, a bit more nervously, ‘for my friend’s sister. Let me hope,’ he said, ‘my dear Miss Latimer, that my being here can be of some benefit to you; and to make that happen, I kindly ask for your trust, which I know I don’t have the right to request otherwise.’

He led her, as he spoke, towards the recess of the farther window of the room, and observing to her that, unhappily, he was particularly exposed to interruption from the mad old man whose entrance had alarmed her, he disposed of Darsie Latimer’s riding-skirt, which had been left in the apartment, over the back of two chairs, forming thus a sort of screen, behind which he ensconced himself with the maiden of the green mantle; feeling at the moment, that the danger in which he was placed was almost compensated by the intelligence which permitted those feelings towards her to revive, which justice to his friend had induced him to stifle in the birth.

He guided her, while talking, to the far window of the room and pointed out that, unfortunately, he was particularly at risk of being interrupted by the crazy old man whose entrance had startled her. He draped Darsie Latimer’s riding skirt, which had been left in the room, over the backs of two chairs to create a sort of screen. He then settled himself behind it with the girl in the green coat, feeling that the danger he faced was almost outweighed by the emotions that were resurfacing, which he had previously stifled out of loyalty to his friend.

The relative situation of adviser and advised, of protector and protected, is so peculiarly suited to the respective condition of man and woman, that great progress towards intimacy is often made in very short space; for the circumstances call for confidence on the part of the gentleman, and forbid coyness on that of the lady, so that the usual barriers against easy intercourse are at once thrown down.

The situation between the adviser and the advised, the protector and the protected, is so uniquely matched to the roles of men and women that significant progress toward intimacy can often happen in a very short time; the circumstances require the gentleman to be open and prevent the lady from being shy, which removes the usual barriers to easy communication.

Under these circumstances, securing themselves as far as possible from observation, conversing in whispers, and seated in a corner, where they were brought into so close contact that their faces nearly touched each other, Fairford heard from Lilias Redgauntlet the history of her family, particularly of her uncle; his views upon her brother, and the agony which she felt, lest at that very moment he might succeed in engaging Darsie in some desperate scheme, fatal to his fortune and perhaps to his life.

Under these circumstances, trying to stay out of sight, speaking in whispers, and sitting in a corner where they were so close that their faces almost touched, Fairford listened to Lilias Redgauntlet share her family's story, especially about her uncle; her thoughts on her brother, and the fear she felt that at that very moment he might be involving Darsie in some dangerous plan that could ruin his fortune and possibly cost him his life.

Alan Fairford’s acute understanding instantly connected what he had heard with the circumstances he had witnessed at Fairladies. His first thought was, to attempt, at all risks, his instant escape, and procure assistance powerful enough to crush, in the very cradle, a conspiracy of such a determined character. This he did not consider as difficult; for, though the door was guarded on the outside, the window, which was not above ten feet from the ground, was open for escape, the common on which it looked was unenclosed, and profusely covered with furze. There would, he thought, be little difficulty in effecting his liberty, and in concealing his course after he had gained it.

Alan Fairford's sharp understanding immediately linked what he had heard with the situation he had seen at Fairladies. His first thought was to try to escape at all costs and get help strong enough to crush a conspiracy of such a serious nature right from the start. He didn't think it would be hard; even though the door was guarded outside, the window, which was less than ten feet off the ground, was open for an escape route, and the common area it faced was unfenced and covered in bushes. He figured there wouldn't be much trouble getting away and hiding his path once he had.

But Lilias exclaimed against this scheme. Her uncle, she said, was a man who, in his moments of enthusiasm, knew neither remorse nor fear. He was capable of visiting upon Darsie any injury which he might conceive Fairford had rendered him—he was her near kinsman also, and not an unkind one, and she deprecated any effort, even in her brother’s favour, by which his life must be exposed to danger. Fairford himself remembered Father Buonaventure, and made little question but that he was one of the sons of the old Chevalier de Saint George; and with feelings which, although contradictory of his public duty, can hardly be much censured, his heart recoiled from being the agent by whom the last scion of such a long line of Scottish princes should be rooted up. He then thought of obtaining an audience, if possible, of this devoted person, and explaining to him the utter hopelessness of his undertaking, which he judged it likely that the ardour of his partisans might have concealed from him. But he relinquished this design as soon as formed. He had no doubt, that any light which he could throw on the state of the country, would come too late to be serviceable to one who was always reported to have his own full share of the hereditary obstinacy which had cost his ancestors so dear, and who, in drawing the sword, must have thrown from him the scabbard.

But Lilias protested against this plan. She said her uncle was a man who, in his moments of enthusiasm, felt no remorse or fear. He could inflict any harm on Darsie that he thought Fairford had done him—he was also her close relative and not an unkind one, so she opposed any action, even for her brother’s benefit, that would put his life at risk. Fairford himself remembered Father Buonaventure and had little doubt that he was one of the sons of the old Chevalier de Saint George; and despite feelings that contradicted his public duty, he couldn't help but feel uneasy about being the one to uproot the last descendant of such a long line of Scottish princes. He then considered seeking a meeting with this devoted figure to explain the utter hopelessness of his mission, which he suspected that the enthusiasm of his supporters might have blinded him to. But he abandoned this idea as soon as it came to mind. He felt certain that any insight he could provide about the state of the country would come too late to be of use to someone who was always said to possess a full share of the hereditary stubbornness that had cost his ancestors so much, and who, when drawing the sword, must have cast aside the scabbard.

Lilias suggested the advice which, of all others, seemed most suited to the occasion, that, yielding, namely, to the circumstances of their situation, they should watch carefully when Darsie should obtain any degree of freedom, and endeavour to open a communication with him, in which case their joint flight might be effected, and without endangering the safety of any one.

Lilias proposed the best advice for the situation: they should carefully observe when Darsie might have any chance to get some freedom and try to communicate with him. That way, they could escape together without putting anyone's safety at risk.

Their youthful deliberation had nearly fixed in this point, when Fairford, who was listening to the low sweet whispering tones of Lilias Redgauntlet, rendered yet more interesting by some slight touch of foreign accent, was startled by a heavy hand which descended with full weight on his shoulder, while the discordant voice of Peter Peebles, who had at length broke loose from the well-meaning Quaker, exclaimed in the ear of his truant counsel—‘Aha, lad! I think ye are catched—An’ so ye are turned chamber-counsel, are ye? And ye have drawn up wi’ clients in scarfs and hoods? But bide a wee, billie, and see if I dinna sort ye when my petition and complaint comes to be discussed, with or without answers, under certification.’

Their youthful discussion had nearly settled on this point when Fairford, who was absorbed in the soft, melodious whispers of Lilias Redgauntlet—made even more captivating by a hint of foreign accent—was startled by a heavy hand that suddenly landed on his shoulder. The jarring voice of Peter Peebles, who had finally managed to break free from the well-meaning Quaker, exclaimed in the ear of his wandering friend, “Aha, lad! I think you’ve been caught—So you’ve turned into a legal advisor, have you? And you’ve taken on clients in scarves and hoods? But wait a minute, my friend, and see if I don’t get you sorted when my petition and complaint gets discussed, with or without replies, under certification.”

Alan Fairford had never more difficulty in his life to subdue a first emotion, than he had to refrain from knocking down the crazy blockhead who had broken in upon him at such a moment. But the length of Peter’s address gave him time, fortunately perhaps for both parties, to reflect on the extreme irregularity of such a proceeding. He stood silent, however, with vexation, while Peter went on.

Alan Fairford had never struggled more in his life to control his first reaction than when he had to hold back from knocking down the crazy fool who interrupted him at that moment. But Peter's long-winded speech gave him time, which was probably good for both of them, to think about how completely out of line this situation was. He stood there, feeling frustrated, while Peter continued to talk.

‘Weel, my bonnie man, I see ye are thinking shame o’ yoursell, and nae great wonder. Ye maun leave this quean—the like of her is ower light company for you. I have heard honest Mr. Pest say, that the gown grees ill wi’ the petticoat. But come awa hame to your puir father, and I’ll take care of you the haill gate, and keep you company, and deil a word we will speak about, but just the state of the conjoined processes of the great cause of Poor Peter Peebles against Plainstanes.’

‘Well, my handsome guy, I see you're feeling ashamed of yourself, and it’s no surprise. You need to leave this girl—someone like her isn’t good company for you. I’ve heard honest Mr. Pest say that the gown doesn’t go well with the petticoat. But come on home to your poor father, and I’ll take care of you the whole way and keep you company, and not a word we’ll speak about, except the state of the combined processes of the great cause of Poor Peter Peebles against Plainstanes.’

‘If thou canst; endure to hear as much of that suit, friend,’ said the Quaker, ‘as I have heard out of mere compassion for thee, I think verily thou wilt soon be at the bottom of the matter, unless it be altogether bottomless.’

‘If you can, bear to hear as much about that issue, my friend,’ said the Quaker, ‘as I have heard out of simple compassion for you, I truly believe you will soon get to the bottom of it, unless it is completely endless.’

Fairford shook off, rather indignantly, the large bony hand which Peter had imposed upon his shoulder, and was about to say something peevish, upon so unpleasant and insolent a mode of interruption, when the door opened, a treble voice saying to the sentinel, ‘I tell you I maun be in, to see if Mr. Nixon’s here;’ and little Benjie thrust in his mop-head and keen black eyes. Ere he could withdraw it, Peter Peebles sprang to the door, seized on the boy by the collar, and dragged him forward into the room.

Fairford shrugged off the large, bony hand that Peter had placed on his shoulder, feeling rather irritated, and was about to complain about such an unpleasant and rude interruption when the door opened. A high-pitched voice said to the guard, “I need to get in to see if Mr. Nixon’s here,” and little Benjie poked his head and sharp black eyes through the door. Before he could pull back, Peter Peebles rushed to the door, grabbed the boy by the collar, and pulled him into the room.

‘Let me see it,’ he said, ‘ye ne’er-do-weel limb of Satan—I’ll gar you satisfy the production, I trow—I’ll hae first and second diligence against you, ye deevil’s buckie!’

‘Let me see it,’ he said, ‘you good-for-nothing son of Satan—I’ll make you give me what I want, I swear—I’ll come after you with everything I’ve got, you little devil!’

‘What dost thou want?’ said the Quaker, interfering; ‘why dost thou frighten the boy, friend Peebles?’

‘What do you want?’ said the Quaker, interrupting; ‘why are you scaring the boy, friend Peebles?’

‘I gave the bastard a penny to buy me snuff,’ said the pauper, ‘and he has rendered no account of his intromissions; but I’ll gar him as gude.’

‘I gave that jerk a penny to buy me snuff,’ said the pauper, ‘and he hasn’t reported back on what he did with it; but I’ll make him pay for it.’

So saying, he proceeded forcibly to rifle the pockets of Benjie’s ragged jacket of one or two snares for game, marbles, a half-bitten apple, two stolen eggs (one of which Peter broke in the eagerness of his research), and various other unconsidered trifles, which had not the air of being very honestly come by. The little rascal, under this discipline, bit and struggled like a fox-cub, but, like that vermin, uttered neither cry nor complaint, till a note, which Peter tore from his bosom, flew as far as Lilias Redgauntlet, and fell at her feet. It was addressed to C. N.

So saying, he forcefully searched through the pockets of Benjie’s torn jacket and found a few traps for catching game, marbles, a half-eaten apple, two stolen eggs (one of which Peter broke while eagerly searching), and various other insignificant items that didn’t seem to have been acquired honestly. The little rascal, under this treatment, bit and struggled like a young fox, but, like that creature, didn’t make a sound or complain, until a note that Peter pulled from his chest flew as far as Lilias Redgauntlet and landed at her feet. It was addressed to C. N.

‘It is for the villain Nixon.’ she said to Alan Fairford; ‘open it without scruple; that boy is his emissary; we shall now see what the miscreant is driving at.’

‘It’s for the villain Nixon,’ she said to Alan Fairford. ‘Open it without hesitation; that boy is his messenger. Let’s see what the scoundrel is up to now.’

Little Benjie now gave up all further struggle, and suffered Peebles to take from him, without resistance, a shilling, out of which Peter declared he would pay himself principal and interest, and account for the balance. The boy, whose attention seemed fixed on something very different, only said, ‘Maister Nixon will murder me!’

Little Benjie now gave up any further struggle and allowed Peebles to take a shilling from him without putting up a fight. Peter said he would take his share for principal and interest and would settle the remaining amount later. The boy, whose mind seemed focused on something else entirely, only said, “Mr. Nixon is going to kill me!”

Alan Fairford did not hesitate to read the little scrap of paper, on which was written, ‘All is prepared—keep them in play until I come up. You may depend on your reward.—C. C.’

Alan Fairford didn't think twice about reading the small piece of paper, which said, ‘All is set—keep them busy until I arrive. You can count on your reward.—C. C.’

‘Alas, my uncle—my poor uncle!’ said Lilias; ‘this is the result of his confidence. Methinks, to give him instant notice of his confidant’s treachery, is now the best service we can render all concerned—if they break up their undertaking, as they must now do, Darsie will be at liberty.’

‘Oh no, my uncle—my poor uncle!’ said Lilias; ‘this is what happens because he trusted them. I think the best thing we can do for everyone right now is to let him know about his friend's betrayal immediately—if they abandon their plan, which they have to now, Darsie will be free.’

In the same breath, they were both at the half-opened door of the room, Fairford entreating to speak with the Father Buonaventure, and Lilias, equally vehemently, requesting a moment’s interview with her uncle. While the sentinel hesitated what to do, his attention was called to a loud noise at the door, where a crowd had been assembled in consequence of the appalling cry, that the enemy were upon them, occasioned, as it afterwards proved, by some stragglers having at length discovered the dead bodies of Nanty Ewart and of Nixon.

In the same moment, they were both at the half-open door of the room, Fairford asking to speak with Father Buonaventure, and Lilias, just as passionately, requesting a moment to talk with her uncle. While the guard hesitated about what to do, he was distracted by a loud noise at the door, where a crowd had gathered because of the terrifying shout that the enemy was upon them, which, as it later turned out, was sparked by some stragglers finally discovering the dead bodies of Nanty Ewart and Nixon.

Amid the confusion occasioned by this alarming incident, the sentinel ceased to attend, to his duty; and accepting Alan Fairford’s arm, Lilias found no opposition in penetrating even to the inner apartment, where the principal persons in the enterprise, whose conclave had been disturbed by this alarming incident, were now assembled in great confusion, and had been joined by the Chevalier himself.

Amid the confusion caused by this alarming incident, the guard stopped paying attention to his duty; and taking Alan Fairford’s arm, Lilias faced no resistance in entering even the inner room, where the main people involved in the plan, whose meeting had been interrupted by this surprising event, were now gathered in great disarray and had been joined by the Chevalier himself.

‘Only a mutiny among these smuggling scoundrels,’ said Redgauntlet.

‘Only a rebellion among these smuggling crooks,’ said Redgauntlet.

ONLY a mutiny, do you say?’ said Sir Richard Glendale; ‘and the lugger, the last hope of escape for,’—he looked towards Charles,—‘stands out to sea under a press of sail!’

“Only a mutiny, you say?” said Sir Richard Glendale. “And the lugger, the last hope of escape for”—he looked at Charles—“is out at sea with all sails up!”

‘Do not concern yourself about me,’ said the unfortunate prince; ‘this is not the worst emergency in which it has been my lot to stand; and if it were, I fear it not. Shift for yourselves, my lords and gentlemen.’

‘Don’t worry about me,’ said the unfortunate prince; ‘this isn’t the worst situation I’ve had to face; and even if it were, I wouldn’t be afraid. Look out for yourselves, my lords and gentlemen.’

‘No, never!’ said the young Lord ———. ‘Our only hope now is in an honourable resistance.’

‘No, never!’ said the young Lord ———. ‘Our only hope now is in a noble stand.’

‘Most true,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘let despair renew the union amongst us which accident disturbed. I give my voice for displaying the royal banner instantly, and—How now!’ he concluded, sternly, as Lilias, first soliciting his attention by pulling his cloak, put into his hand the scroll, and added, it was designed for that of Nixon.

‘Most true,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘let despair bring us back together after the disruption caused by chance. I vote for displaying the royal banner right away, and—What’s this!’ he said sharply, as Lilias, first getting his attention by tugging at his cloak, handed him the scroll and added that it was meant for Nixon.

Redgauntlet read—and, dropping it on the ground, continued to stare upon the spot where it fell, with raised hands and fixed eyes. Sir Richard Glendale lifted the fatal paper, read it, and saying, ‘Now all is indeed over,’ handed it to Maxwell, who said aloud, ‘Black Colin Campbell, by G—d! I heard he had come post from London last night.’

Redgauntlet read it—and, dropping it to the ground, kept staring at the spot where it fell, with his hands raised and eyes fixed. Sir Richard Glendale picked up the damning paper, read it, and said, ‘Now everything is really over,’ then handed it to Maxwell, who exclaimed, ‘Black Colin Campbell, damn it! I heard he arrived by post from London last night.’

As if in echo to his thoughts, the violin of the blind man was heard, playing with spirit, The Campbells are coming,’ a celebrated clan-march.

As if to reflect his thoughts, the blind man's violin could be heard, playing energetically, "The Campbells are Coming," a famous clan march.

‘The Campbells are coming in earnest,’ said MacKellar; they are upon us with the whole battalion from Carlisle.’

‘The Campbells are really coming,’ said MacKellar; they’re here with the entire battalion from Carlisle.’

There was a silence of dismay, and two or three of the company began to drop out of the room.

There was a stunned silence, and two or three people in the group started to leave the room.

Lord ——— spoke with the generous spirit of a young English nobleman. ‘If we have been fools, do not let us be cowards. We have one here more precious than us all, and come hither on our warranty—let us save him at least.’

Lord ——— spoke with the generous spirit of a young English nobleman. ‘If we've been foolish, let's not be cowards. We have someone here more precious than all of us, and we're here on his behalf—let’s at least save him.’

‘True, most true,’ answered Sir Richard Glendale. ‘Let the king be first cared for.’

‘That's absolutely true,’ replied Sir Richard Glendale. ‘Let's take care of the king first.’

‘That shall be my business,’ said Redgauntlet ‘if we have but time to bring back the brig, all will be well—I will instantly dispatch a party in a fishing skiff to bring her to.’ He gave his commands to two or three of the most active among his followers. ‘Let him be once on board,’ he said, ‘and there are enough of us to stand to arms and cover his retreat.’

‘That will be my responsibility,’ said Redgauntlet. ‘If we have enough time to bring back the ship, everything will be fine—I’ll quickly send a team in a fishing boat to get her.’ He gave his instructions to two or three of the most energetic of his crew. ‘Once he’s on board,’ he said, ‘we have enough people here to stand guard and ensure his escape.’

‘Right, right,’ said Sir Richard, ‘and I will look to points which can be made defensible; and the old powder-plot boys could not have made a more desperate resistance than we shall. Redgauntlet,’ continued he, ‘I see some of our friends are looking pale; but methinks your nephew has more mettle in his eye now than when we were in cold deliberation, with danger at a distance.’

‘Alright, alright,’ said Sir Richard, ‘and I will focus on points that can be defended; and the old powder-plot guys couldn’t have put up a more desperate fight than we will. Redgauntlet,’ he continued, ‘I notice some of our friends look a bit pale; but I think your nephew has more determination in his eyes now than when we were deliberating calmly, with danger far away.’

‘It is the way of our house,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘our courage ever kindles highest on the losing side. I, too, feel that the catastrophe I have brought on must not be survived by its author. Let me first,’ he said, addressing Charles, ‘see your Majesty’s sacred person in such safety as can now be provided for it, and then’—

‘It is the way of our family,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘our bravery always shines brightest when we’re at a disadvantage. I, too, know that I cannot live on after causing this disaster. Let me first,’ he said, addressing Charles, ‘make sure your Majesty is as safe as possible under the circumstances, and then’—

‘You may spare all considerations concerning me, gentlemen,’ again repeated Charles; ‘yon mountain of Criffel shall fly as soon as I will.’

‘You can stop worrying about me, gentlemen,’ Charles repeated. ‘That mountain of Criffel will move before I do.’

Most threw themselves at his feet with weeping and entreaty; some one or two slunk in confusion from the apartment, and were heard riding off. Unnoticed in such a scene, Darsie, his sister, and Fairford, drew together, and held each other by the hands, as those who, when a vessel is about to founder in the storm, determine to take their chance of life and death together.

Most people fell at his feet, crying and pleading; a couple of others quietly slipped out of the room and were heard leaving on horseback. Overlooked in all the chaos, Darsie, his sister, and Fairford huddled together, holding hands like those who, faced with a ship about to sink in a storm, decide to face life and death together.

Amid this scene of confusion, a gentleman, plainly dressed in a riding-habit, with a black cockade in his hat, but without any arms except a COUTEAU-DE-CHASSE, walked into the apartment without ceremony. He was a tall, thin, gentlemanly man, with a look and bearing decidedly military. He had passed through their guards, if in the confusion they now maintained any, without stop or question, and now stood, almost unarmed, among armed men, who nevertheless, gazed on him as on the angel of destruction.

Amid the chaos, a man dressed simply in a riding outfit, with a black cockade in his hat and no weapons except a hunting knife, entered the room without hesitation. He was tall and slim, with a distinctly military demeanor. He had gotten past their guards, if they were even still around in the confusion, without any delay or inquiries, and now stood there, nearly unarmed, among armed men who looked at him as if he were an angel of destruction.

‘You look coldly on me, gentlemen,’ he said. ‘Sir Richard Glendale—my Lord ———, we were not always such strangers. Ha, Pate-in-Peril, how is it with you? and you, too, Ingoldsby—I must not call you by any other name—why do you receive an old friend so coldly? But you guess my errand.’

‘You’re looking at me coldly, gentlemen,’ he said. ‘Sir Richard Glendale—my Lord ———, we weren’t always such strangers. Ha, Pate-in-Peril, how are you? And you, too, Ingoldsby—I can’t call you anything else—why are you treating an old friend so coldly? But you know why I’m here.’

‘And are prepared for it, general,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘we are not men to be penned up like sheep for the slaughter.’

‘And we are ready for it, general,’ said Redgauntlet; ‘we’re not people to be confined like sheep for the slaughter.’

‘Pshaw! you take it too seriously—let me speak but one word with you.’

‘Come on! You’re taking it too seriously—just let me say one thing to you.’

‘No words can shake our purpose,’ said Redgauntlet, were your whole command, as I suppose is the case, drawn round the house.’

‘No words can shake our purpose,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘if your entire command, as I assume is the case, is gathered around the house.’

‘I am certainly not unsupported,’ said the general; ‘but if you would hear me’—

‘I definitely have support,’ said the general, ‘but if you'd listen to me’—

‘Hear ME, sir,’ said the Wanderer, stepping forward; ‘I suppose I am the mark you aim at—I surrender myself willingly, to save these gentlemen’s danger—let this at least avail in their favour.’

‘Listen to me, sir,’ said the Wanderer, stepping forward; ‘I guess I’m the target you’re aiming at—I willingly give myself up to protect these gentlemen from danger—let this at least help them.’

An exclamation of ‘Never, never!’ broke from the little body of partisans, who threw themselves round the unfortunate prince, and would have seized or struck down Campbell, had it not been that he remained with his arms folded, and a look, rather indicating impatience because they would not hear him, than the least apprehension of violence at their hand.

An exclamation of “Never, never!” escaped from the small group of supporters, who surrounded the unfortunate prince and would have captured or attacked Campbell if he hadn’t stood there with his arms crossed, looking more impatient that they wouldn’t listen to him than worried about the possibility of violence from them.

At length he obtained a moment’s silence. ‘I do not,’ he said, ‘know this gentleman’—(making a profound bow to the unfortunate prince)—‘I do not wish to know him; it is a knowledge which would suit neither of us.’

At last, he got a moment of silence. “I don’t,” he said, “know this gentleman”—(offering a deep bow to the unfortunate prince)—“I don’t want to know him; that’s knowledge that wouldn’t benefit either of us.”

‘Our ancestors, nevertheless, have been well acquainted,’ said Charles, unable to suppress, even at that hour of dread and danger, the painful recollections of fallen royalty.

‘Our ancestors, however, have been well acquainted,’ said Charles, unable to suppress, even in that hour of fear and danger, the painful memories of fallen royalty.

‘In one word, General Campbell,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘is it to be peace or war? You are a man of honour, and we can trust you.’

‘In one word, General Campbell,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘is it going to be peace or war? You’re a man of honor, and we can count on you.’

‘I thank you, sir,’ said the general; ‘and I reply, that the answer to your question rests with yourself. Come, do not be fools, gentlemen; there was perhaps no great harm meant or intended by your gathering together in this obscure corner, for a bear-bait or a cock-fight, or whatever other amusement you may have intended, but it was a little imprudent, considering how you stand with government, and it has occasioned some anxiety. Exaggerated accounts of your purpose have been laid before government by the information of a traitor in your own counsels; and I was sent down post to take the command of a sufficient number of troops, in case these calumnies should be found to have any real foundation. I have come here, of course, sufficiently supported both with cavalry and infantry, to do whatever might be necessary; but my commands are—and I am sure they agree with my inclination—to make no arrests, nay, to make no further inquiries of any kind, if this good assembly will consider their own interest so far as to give up their immediate purpose, and return quietly home to their own houses.’

“I appreciate it, sir,” the general said. “In response to your question, the answer lies with you. Come on, let’s not be foolish, gentlemen; there probably wasn't any real harm intended by your gathering here in this offbeat spot for a bear-baiting or a cockfight, or whatever else you had in mind, but it was a bit reckless considering your relationship with the government, and it has raised some concerns. Exaggerated claims about your intentions have been presented to the government based on information from a traitor among you; I was sent down urgently to take command of enough troops in case those accusations have any truth. I've arrived with adequate support from both cavalry and infantry to handle whatever is necessary, but my orders—and I believe they align with my own wishes—are to make no arrests, nor to conduct any further inquiries of any kind, if this respectable assembly is willing to think of its own interests enough to abandon their immediate plans and return home peacefully.”

‘What!—all?’ exclaimed Sir Richard Glendale—‘all, without exception?’

‘What!—all?’ exclaimed Sir Richard Glendale—‘all, without exception?’

‘ALL, without one single exception’ said the general; ‘such are my orders. If you accept my terms, say so, and make haste; for things may happen to interfere with his Majesty’s kind purposes towards you all.’

‘EVERYONE, without exception,’ said the general. ‘Those are my orders. If you agree to my terms, let me know quickly; because circumstances may arise that could disrupt his Majesty’s good intentions toward you all.’

‘Majesty’s kind purposes!’ said the Wanderer. ‘Do I hear you aright, sir?’

‘Your Majesty’s kind intentions!’ said the Wanderer. ‘Am I hearing you correctly, sir?’

‘I speak the king’s very words, from his very lips,’ replied the general. ‘“I will,” said his Majesty, “deserve the confidence of my subjects by reposing my security in the fidelity of the millions who acknowledge my title—in the good sense and prudence of the few who continue, from the errors of education, to disown it.” His Majesty will not even believe that the most zealous Jacobites who yet remain can nourish a thought of exciting a civil war, which must be fatal to their families and themselves, besides spreading bloodshed and ruin through a peaceful land. He cannot even believe of his kinsman, that he would engage brave and generous though mistaken men, in an attempt which must ruin all who have escaped former calamities; and he is convinced, that, did curiosity or any other motive lead that person to visit this country, he would soon see it was his wisest course to return to the continent; and his Majesty compassionates his situation too much to offer any obstacle to his doing so.’

‘I’m quoting the king’s exact words,’ the general replied. ‘“I will,” said His Majesty, “earn the trust of my people by placing my safety in the loyalty of the millions who recognize my title—in the good judgment and caution of the few who, due to their misguided education, still reject it.” His Majesty doesn’t even think that the most dedicated Jacobites left can entertain the idea of starting a civil war, which would be disastrous for their families and themselves, not to mention bringing bloodshed and chaos to a peaceful land. He can’t even believe that his relative would rally brave and noble, albeit misguided, individuals to engage in a cause that would destroy all who have survived earlier disasters; and he is sure that, if curiosity or any other reason led that person to visit this country, he would quickly realize that the smartest choice would be to return to the continent; and His Majesty cares too much for his situation to put any obstacles in his way.’

‘Is this real?’ said Redgauntlet. ‘Can you mean this? Am I—are all, are any of these gentlemen at liberty, without interruption, to embark in yonder brig, which, I see, is now again approaching the shore?’

‘Is this real?’ said Redgauntlet. ‘Do you really mean this? Am I—are all of these gentlemen free to board that brig over there, which I see is approaching the shore again?’

‘You, sir—all—any of the gentlemen present,’ said the general,—‘all whom the vessel can contain, are at liberty to embark uninterrupted by me; but I advise none to go off who have not powerful reasons unconnected with the present meeting, for this will be remembered against no one.’

‘You, sir—all—any of the gentlemen here,’ said the general, ‘everyone the vessel can hold is free to board without my interference; however, I suggest that no one leave unless they have strong reasons unrelated to this meeting, as this will not be held against anyone.’

‘Then, gentlemen,’ said Redgauntlet, clasping his hands together as the words burst from him, ‘the cause is lost for ever!’

‘Then, gentlemen,’ said Redgauntlet, clasping his hands together as the words spilled out, ‘the cause is lost forever!’

General Campbell turned away to the window, as if to avoid hearing what they said. Their consultation was but momentary; for the door of escape which thus opened was as unexpected as the exigence was threatening.

General Campbell turned away to the window, as if trying to avoid hearing what they were saying. Their discussion lasted only a moment; the escape route that opened was just as surprising as the situation was urgent.

‘We have your word of honour for our protection,’ said Sir Richard Glendale, ‘if we dissolve our meeting in obedience to your summons?’

‘We have your word of honor for our protection,’ said Sir Richard Glendale, ‘if we end our meeting because of your request?’

‘You have, Sir Richard,’ answered the general.

‘You have, Sir Richard,’ replied the general.

‘And I also have your promise,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘that I may go on board yonder vessel, with any friend whom I may choose to accompany me?’

‘And I also have your promise,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘that I can go on board that ship with any friend I want to bring with me?’

Not only that, Mr. Ingoldsby—or I WILL call you Mr. Redgauntlet once more—you may stay in the offing for a tide, until you are joined by any person who may remain at Fairladies. After that, there will be a sloop of war on the station, and I need not say your condition will then become perilous.’

Not only that, Mr. Ingoldsby—or I WILL call you Mr. Redgauntlet once more—you can wait offshore for some time until anyone who might still be at Fairladies joins you. After that, there will be a warship in the area, and I don’t need to mention that your situation will then become treacherous.

‘Perilous it should not be, General Campbell,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘or more perilous to others than to us, if others thought as I do even in this extremity.’

‘It shouldn't be dangerous, General Campbell,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘or more dangerous for others than for us, if others thought like I do even in this extreme situation.’

‘You forget yourself, my friend,’ said the unhappy Adventurer; you forget that the arrival of this gentleman only puts the cope-stone on our already adopted resolution to abandon our bull-fight or by whatever other wild name this headlong enterprise may be termed. I bid you farewell, unfriendly friends—I bid you farewell,’ (bowing to the general) ‘my friendly foe—I leave this strand as I landed upon it, alone and to return no more!’

‘You’re forgetting something, my friend,’ said the unhappy Adventurer; ‘you forget that this gentleman’s arrival only confirms our decision to give up our bull-fight or whatever other reckless name this crazy venture might be called. I say goodbye to you, unfriendly friends—I bid you farewell,’ (bowing to the crowd) ‘my friendly enemy—I’m leaving this place just as I arrived, alone and never coming back!’

‘Not alone,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘while there is blood in the veins of my father’s son.’

‘Not alone,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘as long as there's blood in the veins of my father's son.’

‘Not alone,’ said the other gentlemen present, stung with feelings which almost overpowered the better reasons under which they had acted. ‘We will not disown our principles, or see your person endangered.’

‘Not alone,’ said the other gentlemen present, feeling emotions that nearly overcame their better judgment. ‘We won’t abandon our principles or let you be put in danger.’

‘If it be only your purpose to see the gentleman to the beach,’ said General Campbell, ‘I will myself go with you. My presence among you, unarmed, and in your power, will be a pledge of my friendly intentions, and will overawe, should such be offered, any interruption on the part of officious persons.’

‘If your only goal is to get the gentleman to the beach,’ General Campbell said, ‘I will go with you myself. My being there with you, unarmed and at your mercy, will show my friendly intentions and will discourage, if needed, any interference from unwanted individuals.’

‘Be it so,’ said the Adventurer, with the air of a prince to a subject, not of one who complied with the request of an enemy too powerful to be resisted.

‘Alright then,’ said the Adventurer, with the demeanor of a prince addressing a subject, not as someone who was giving in to the demands of a foe too strong to oppose.

They left the apartment—they left the house—an unauthenticated and dubious, but appalling, sensation of terror had already spread itself among the inferior retainers, who had so short time before strutted, and bustled, and thronged the doorway and the passages. A report had arisen, of which the origin could not be traced, of troops advancing towards the spot in considerable numbers; and men who, for one reason or other, were most of them amenable to the arm of power, had either shrunk into stables or corners, or fled the place entirely. There was solitude on the landscape excepting the small party which now moved towards the rude pier, where a boat lay manned, agreeably to Redgauntlet’s orders previously given.

They left the apartment—they left the house—an unverified and questionable, but terrifying, feeling of fear had already spread among the lower-ranked staff, who just a short while ago had strutted, bustled, and crowded the doorway and hallways. A rumor had started, its origin unclear, about troops approaching the area in large numbers; and men who, for various reasons, were mostly vulnerable to authority, had either shrunk into stables or corners or fled the place entirely. The landscape was desolate except for the small group now moving toward the rough pier, where a boat was waiting, according to Redgauntlet’s prior orders.

The last heir of the Stuarts leant on Redgauntlet’s arm as they walked towards the beach; for the ground was rough, and he no longer possessed the elasticity of limb and of spirit which had, twenty years before, carried him over many a Highland hill as light as one of their native deer. His adherents followed, looking on the ground, their feelings struggling against the dictates of their reason.

The last heir of the Stuarts leaned on Redgauntlet’s arm as they walked toward the beach; the ground was rough, and he no longer had the spring in his step and spirit that had, twenty years earlier, carried him over many a Highland hill as effortlessly as one of their native deer. His followers trailed behind, staring at the ground, their emotions clashing with their logic.

General Campbell accompanied them with an air of apparent ease and indifference, but watching, at the same time, and no doubt with some anxiety, the changing features of those who acted in this extraordinary scene.

General Campbell walked with them, seeming relaxed and unconcerned, but he was also observing, probably with some worry, the shifting expressions of those involved in this unusual situation.

Darsie and his sister naturally followed their uncle, whose violence they no longer feared, while his character attracted their respect, and Alan Fairford attended them from interest in their fate, unnoticed in a party where all were too much occupied with their own thoughts and feelings, as well as with the impending crisis, to attend to his presence.

Darsie and his sister easily followed their uncle, whose aggression they no longer feared, while his personality earned their respect. Alan Fairford accompanied them out of concern for their well-being, going unnoticed in a group where everyone was too absorbed in their own thoughts and emotions, along with the looming crisis, to pay attention to him.

Half-way betwixt the house and the beach, they saw the bodies of Nanty Ewart and Cristal Nixon blackening in the sun.

Halfway between the house and the beach, they saw the bodies of Nanty Ewart and Cristal Nixon darkening in the sun.

‘That was your informer?’ said Redgauntlet, looking back to General Campbell, who only nodded his assent.

‘Was that your informant?’ Redgauntlet asked, glancing back at General Campbell, who just nodded in agreement.

‘Caitiff wretch!’ exclaimed Redgauntlet;—‘and yet the name were better bestowed on the fool who could be misled by thee.’

‘Caitiff wretch!’ exclaimed Redgauntlet;—‘and yet the name would be better suited for the fool who could be fooled by you.’

‘That sound broadsword cut,’ said the general, ‘has saved us the shame of rewarding a traitor.’

‘That sound broadsword cut,’ said the general, ‘has saved us from the shame of rewarding a traitor.’

They arrived at the place of embarkation. The prince stood a moment with folded arms, and looked around him in deep silence. A paper was then slipped into his hands—he looked at it, and said, ‘I find the two friends I have left at Fairladies are apprised of my destination, and propose to embark from Bowness. I presume this will not be an infringement of the conditions under which you have acted?’

They reached the boarding area. The prince paused for a moment with his arms crossed, taking in his surroundings in silence. Then, a piece of paper was handed to him—he glanced at it and said, “I see that my two friends who remained at Fairladies are aware of where I’m headed and plan to board from Bowness. I assume this won’t violate the terms you’ve been following?”

‘Certainly not,’ answered General Campbell; ‘they shall have all facility to join you.’

“Of course not,” replied General Campbell; “they will have every opportunity to join you.”

‘I wish, then,’ said Charles, ‘only another companion. Redgauntlet, the air of this country is as hostile to you as it is to me. These gentlemen have made their peace, or rather they have done nothing to break it. But you—come you and share my home where chance shall cast it. We shall never see these shores again; but we will talk of them, and of our disconcerted bull-fight.’

"I wish, then," said Charles, "only for another companion. Redgauntlet, the atmosphere in this country is as unfriendly to you as it is to me. These gentlemen have made their peace, or rather they haven't done anything to upset it. But you—come and share my home wherever chance takes us. We will never see these shores again, but we will talk about them and our interrupted bullfight."

‘I follow you, sire, through life,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘as I would have followed you to death. Permit me one moment.’

‘I follow you, sir, through life,’ said Redgauntlet, ‘just as I would have followed you to death. Please give me a moment.’

The prince then looked round, and seeing the abashed countenances of his other adherents bent upon the ground, he hastened to say, ‘Do not think that you, gentlemen, have obliged me less because your zeal was mingled with prudence, entertained, I am sure, more on my own account and on that of your country, than from selfish apprehensions.’

The prince then looked around and, seeing the embarrassed faces of his other supporters staring at the ground, quickly said, ‘Don’t think that you, gentlemen, have done me any less of a favor just because your enthusiasm was mixed with caution; I’m sure it was more for my sake and for the good of your country than out of selfish fears.’

He stepped from one to another, and, amid sobs and bursting tears, received the adieus of the last remnant which had hitherto supported his lofty pretensions, and addressed them individually with accents of tenderness and affection.

He stepped from one to another, and, through sobs and tears, received the goodbyes of the last few who had supported his grand ambitions, addressing each of them with words of warmth and love.

The general drew a little aloof, and signed to Redgauntlet to speak with him while this scene proceeded. ‘It is now all over,’ he said, ‘and Jacobite will be henceforward no longer a party name. When you tire of foreign parts, and wish to make your peace, let me know. Your restless zeal alone has impeded your pardon hitherto.’

The general stepped back a bit and motioned for Redgauntlet to talk with him while this scene played out. “It’s all over now,” he said, “and ‘Jacobite’ will no longer be a party name. When you get tired of being abroad and want to make amends, just let me know. Your constant eagerness is the only thing that has held up your pardon until now.”

‘And now I shall not need it,’ said Redgauntlet. ‘I leave England for ever; but I am not displeased that you should hear my family adieus.—Nephew, come hither. In presence of General Campbell, I tell you, that though to breed you up in my own political opinions has been for many years my anxious wish, I am now glad that it could not be accomplished. You pass under the service of the reigning monarch without the necessity of changing your allegiance—a change, however,’ he added, looking around him, which sits more easy on honourable men than I could have anticipated; but some wear the badge of their loyalty on their sleeve, and others in the heart. You will, from henceforth, be uncontrolled master of all the property of which forfeiture could not deprive your father—of all that belonged to him—excepting this, his good sword’ (laying his hand on the weapon he wore), ‘which shall never fight for the House of Hanover; and as my hand will never draw weapon more, I shall sink it forty fathoms deep in the wide ocean. Bless you, young man! If I have dealt harshly with you, forgive me. I had set my whole desires on one point,—God knows, with no selfish purpose; and I am justly punished by this final termination of my views, for having been too little scrupulous in the means by which I pursued them.—Niece, farewell, and may God bless you also!’

‘And now I won’t need it,’ said Redgauntlet. ‘I’m leaving England for good; but I’m glad you could hear my family goodbyes. —Nephew, come here. In front of General Campbell, I tell you that, although I’ve long wished to raise you with my own political views, I’m now thankful that it didn’t happen. You’ll serve the current monarch without needing to change your loyalty—a change that,’ he added, looking around, ‘seems easier for honorable men than I expected; but some display their loyalty openly, while others carry it in their hearts. From now on, you’ll have full control of all the property your father couldn’t lose—everything that belonged to him—except for this, his good sword’ (laying his hand on the weapon he carried), ‘which will never fight for the House of Hanover; and since I won't draw a weapon again, I’ll sink it forty fathoms deep in the ocean. Bless you, young man! If I’ve treated you harshly, forgive me. I had focused all my desires on one thing—God knows, with no selfish intent; and I am justly punished by this final outcome for being too careless in how I pursued them. —Niece, farewell, and may God bless you too!’

‘No, sir,’ said Lilias, seizing his hand eagerly. ‘You have been hitherto my protector,—you are now in sorrow, let me be your attendant and your comforter in exile.’

‘No, sir,’ said Lilias, grabbing his hand eagerly. ‘You have always been my protector; you’re in pain now, so let me be your support and comfort in this difficult time.’

‘I thank you, my girl, for your unmerited affection; but it cannot and must not be. The curtain here falls between us. I go to the house of another. If I leave it before I quit the earth, it shall be only for the House of God. Once more, farewell both! The fatal doom,’ he said, with a melancholy smile, ‘will, I trust, now depart from the House of Redgauntlet, since its present representative has adhered to the winning side. I am convinced he will not change it, should it in turn become the losing one.’

‘I thank you, my girl, for your undeserved affection; but it can’t be and shouldn’t be. This is where we part ways. I’m going to the home of someone else. If I leave it before I leave this world, it will only be for the House of God. Once more, farewell to both of you! The inevitable fate,’ he said with a sad smile, ‘will, I hope, now leave the House of Redgauntlet, since its current representative has aligned with the winning side. I’m sure he won’t change that, even if it becomes the losing one.’

The unfortunate Charles Edward had now given his last adieus to his downcast adherents. He made a sign with his hand to Redgauntlet, who came to assist him into the skiff. General Campbell also offered his assistance, the rest appearing too much affected by the scene which had taken place to prevent him.

The unfortunate Charles Edward had now said his final goodbyes to his gloomy supporters. He gestured with his hand to Redgauntlet, who came to help him into the small boat. General Campbell also offered his help, while the others seemed too moved by the situation to intervene.

‘You are not sorry, general, to do me this last act of courtesy,’ said the Chevalier; ‘and, on my part, I thank you for it. You have taught me the principle on which men on the scaffold feel forgiveness and kindness even for their executioner. Farewell!’

‘You're not really sorry, general, to do me this final act of kindness,’ said the Chevalier; ‘and I want to thank you for it. You've shown me the principle behind how people on the scaffold can feel forgiveness and compassion even for their executioner. Goodbye!’

They were seated in the boat, which presently pulled off from the land. The Oxford divine broke out into a loud benediction, in terms which General Campbell was too generous to criticize at the time, or to remember afterwards;—nay, it is said, that, Whig and Campbell as he was, he could not help joining in the universal Amen! which resounded from the shore.

They were sitting in the boat, which soon set off from the land. The Oxford clergyman began a loud blessing, using words that General Campbell was too kind to criticize at that moment or to recall later; in fact, it's said that, despite being a Whig and a Campbell, he couldn’t resist joining in the collective “Amen!” that echoed from the shore.





CONCLUSION, BY DR. DRYASDUST

IN A LETTER TO THE AUTHOR OF WAVERLEY

I am truly sorry, my worthy and much-respected sir, that my anxious researches have neither, in the form of letters, nor of diaries or other memoranda, been able to discover more than I have hitherto transmitted, of the history of the Redgauntlet family. But I observe in an old newspaper called the WHITEHALL GAZETTE, of which I fortunately possess a file for several years, that Sir Arthur Darsie Redgauntlet was presented to his late Majesty at the drawing-room, by Lieut.-General Campbell—upon which the editor observes, in the way of comment, that we were going, REMIS ATQUE VELIS, into the interests of the Pretender, since a Scot had presented a Jacobite at Court. I am sorry I have not room (the frank being only uncial) for his further observations, tending to show the apprehensions entertained by many well-instructed persons of the period, that the young king might himself be induced to become one of the Stuarts’ faction,—a catastrophe from which it has pleased Heaven to preserve these kingdoms.

I’m really sorry, my esteemed and respected sir, that my thorough research has not, in the form of letters, diaries, or other notes, uncovered more than what I’ve already sent regarding the history of the Redgauntlet family. However, I found an old newspaper called the WHITEHALL GAZETTE, of which I happen to have a collection spanning several years, that mentions Sir Arthur Darsie Redgauntlet being introduced to his late Majesty at the drawing-room by Lieut.-General Campbell—upon which the editor comments that we were, REMIS ATQUE VELIS, getting involved in the interests of the Pretender, since a Scot had presented a Jacobite at Court. I regret that I don’t have space (the frank being only in capital letters) for his further comments, which indicate the concerns held by many knowledgeable people at the time that the young king might be persuaded to join the Stuarts’ side—a disaster from which it has pleased Heaven to spare these kingdoms.

I perceive also, by a marriage-contract in the family repositories, that Miss Lilias Redgauntlet of Redgauntlet, about eighteen months after the transactions you have commemorated, intermarried with Alan Fairford, Esq., Advocate, of Clinkdollar, who, I think, we may not unreasonably conclude to be the same person whose name occurs so frequently in the pages of your narration. In my last excursion to Edinburgh, I was fortunate enough to discover an old caddie, from whom, at the expense of a bottle of whisky and half a pound of tobacco, I extracted the important information, that he knew Peter Peebles very well, and had drunk many a mutchkin with him in Caddie Fraser’s time. He said ‘that he lived ten years after King George’s accession, in the momentary expectation of winning his cause every day in the session time, and every hour in the day, and at last fell down dead, in what my informer called a ‘perplexity fit,’ upon a proposal for a composition being made to him in the Outer House. I have chosen to retain my informer’s phrase, not being able justly to determine whether it is a corruption of the word apoplexy, as my friend Mr. Oldbuck supposes, or the name of some peculiar disorder incidental to those who have concern in the courts of law, as many callings and conditions of men have diseases appropriate to themselves. The same caddie also remembered Blind Willie Stevenson, who was called Wandering Willie, and who ended his days ‘unco beinly, in Sir Arthur Redgauntlet’s ha’ neuk.’ ‘He had done the family some good turn,’ he said, ‘specially when ane of the Argyle gentlemen was coming down on a wheen of them that had the “auld leaven” about them, and wad hae taen every man of them, and nae less nor headed and hanged them. But Willie, and a friend they had, called Robin the Rambler, gae them warning, by playing tunes such as “The Campbells are coming” and the like, whereby they got timeous warning to take the wing.’ I need not point out to your acuteness, my worthy sir, that this seems to refer to some inaccurate account of the transactions in which you seem so much interested.

I also found out, through a marriage contract in the family archives, that Miss Lilias Redgauntlet of Redgauntlet married Alan Fairford, Esq., Advocate, of Clinkdollar about eighteen months after the events you've documented. I think we can reasonably assume he’s the same person you mention often in your story. On my last trip to Edinburgh, I was lucky enough to come across an old caddie, from whom I gathered some valuable information after treating him to a bottle of whisky and half a pound of tobacco. He mentioned that he knew Peter Peebles very well and had shared many drinks with him during Caddie Fraser’s time. He said, “He lived ten years after King George’s accession, always expecting to win his case daily in the session time, and suddenly fell dead in what my informant described as a ‘perplexity fit’ when a proposal for a settlement was brought up in the Outer House.” I decided to keep my informant’s term, as I couldn’t determine if it’s a mispronunciation of the word apoplexy, as my friend Mr. Oldbuck thinks, or if it is a term for some specific disorder that affects those involved in legal matters, since many professions have their own unique ailments. The same caddie also remembered Blind Willie Stevenson, known as Wandering Willie, who passed away “unco beinly, in Sir Arthur Redgauntlet’s hall corner.” He said Willie had done the family a good turn, especially when one of the Argyle gentlemen was planning to come down on a group who had “the auld leaven” among them and would have captured and executed them. But Willie, along with a friend they had called Robin the Rambler, warned them by playing tunes like “The Campbells are coming,” giving them enough time to escape. I shouldn’t need to point out to you, my good sir, that this seems to reference an inaccurate account of the events you’re so interested in.

Respecting Redgauntlet, about whose subsequent history you are more particularly inquisitive, I have learned from an excellent person who was a priest in the Scottish Monastery of Ratisbon, before its suppression, that he remained for two or three years in the family of the Chevalier, and only left it at last in consequence of some discords in that melancholy household. As he had hinted to General Campbell, he exchanged his residence for the cloister, and displayed in the latter part of his life, a strong sense of the duties of religion, which in his earlier days he had too much neglected, being altogether engaged in political speculations and intrigues. He rose to the situation of prior, in the house which he belonged to, and which was of a very strict order of religion. He sometimes received his countrymen, whom accident brought to Ratisbon, and curiosity induced to visit the Monastery of ———. But it was remarked, that though he listened with interest and attention, when Britain, or particularly Scotland, became the subject of conversation, yet he never either introduced or prolonged the subject, never used the English language, never inquired about English affairs, and, above all, never mentioned his own family. His strict observation of the rules of his order gave him, at the time of his death, some pretensions to be chosen a saint, and the brethren of the Monastery of ——— made great efforts for that effect, and brought forward some plausible proofs of miracles. But there was a circumstance which threw a doubt over the subject, and prevented the consistory from acceding to the wishes of the worthy brethren. Under his habit, and secured in a small silver box, he had worn perpetually around his neck a lock of-hair, which the fathers avouched to be a relic. But the Avvocato del Diabolo, in combating (as was his official duty) the pretensions of the candidate for sanctity, made it at least equally probable that the supposed relic was taken from the head of a brother of the deceased prior, who had been executed for adherence to the Stuart family in 1745-6; and the motto, HAUD OBLIVISCENDUM, seemed to intimate a tone of mundane feeling and recollection of injuries, which made it at least doubtful whether, even in the quiet and gloom of the cloister, Father Hugo had forgotten the sufferings and injuries of the House of Redgauntlet.

Regarding Redgauntlet, whose later history you’re particularly curious about, I've learned from a reputable individual who was a priest at the Scottish Monastery of Ratisbon before it was shut down, that he stayed with the Chevalier's family for two or three years and only left due to some conflicts in that troubled household. As he had mentioned to General Campbell, he traded his home for the monastery and showed, in the later years of his life, a strong awareness of his religious duties, which he had previously neglected while being completely absorbed in political speculation and intrigue. He rose to the rank of prior in his strict religious order. He sometimes welcomed fellow Scots who happened to be in Ratisbon and were curious to visit the Monastery of ———. However, it was noted that even though he appeared interested and attentive when conversations turned to Britain, especially Scotland, he never brought up or extended the topic, never spoke English, never asked about English affairs, and, above all, never mentioned his own family. His strict adherence to his order's rules gave him some justification for being considered for sainthood at the time of his death, and the monks of the Monastery of ——— made significant efforts toward that goal, presenting some convincing evidence of miracles. But there was a detail that cast doubt on this, preventing the assembly from agreeing to the wishes of the devoted brothers. Under his robe, secured in a small silver box, he had constantly worn around his neck a lock of hair, which the monks claimed was a relic. However, the Avvocato del Diabolo, in his role of challenging the saintly claims, suggested it was just as likely that the supposed relic came from a brother of the late prior, who was executed for supporting the Stuart family in 1745-6; and the motto, HAUD OBLIVISCENDUM, seemed to imply a worldly sentiment and a remembrance of past injuries, which raised doubts about whether Father Hugo had truly forgotten the sufferings and grievances of the House of Redgauntlet, even in the quiet and gloom of the monastery.

June 10, 1824,

June 10, 1824





NOTES

NOTE 1.—THE SOCIETY OF FRIENDS

In explanation of this circumstance, I cannot help adding a note not very necessary for the reader, which yet I record with pleasure, from recollection of the kindness which it evinces. In early youth I resided for a considerable time in the vicinity of the beautiful village of Kelso, where my life passed in a very solitary manner. I had few acquaintances, scarce any companions, and books, which were at the time almost essential to my happiness, were difficult to come by. It was then that I was particularly indebted to the liberality and friendship of an old lady of the Society of Friends, eminent for her benevolence and charity. Her deceased husband had been a medical man of eminence, and left her, with other valuable property, a small and well-selected library. This the kind old lady permitted me to rummage at pleasure, and carry home what volumes I chose, on condition that I should take, at the same time, some of the tracts printed for encouraging and extending the doctrines of her own sect. She did not even exact any promise that I would read these performances, being too justly afraid of involving me in a breach of promise, but was merely desirous that I should have the chance of instruction within my reach, in case whim, curiosity, or accident, might induce me to have recourse to it.

In explaining this situation, I feel compelled to add a note that isn’t really necessary for the reader, but I mention it with pleasure, recalling the kindness it shows. In my early years, I lived for quite some time near the beautiful village of Kelso, where my life was very solitary. I had few acquaintances, hardly any companions, and books, which were almost essential to my happiness at the time, were hard to find. It was then that I became especially grateful for the generosity and friendship of an elderly lady from the Society of Friends, known for her kindness and charity. Her late husband had been a well-respected doctor and left her, along with other valuable possessions, a small and well-chosen library. This kind old lady allowed me to browse through it freely and take home any books I wanted, on the condition that I also took some of the pamphlets printed to promote the beliefs of her own group. She didn’t even ask me to promise to read them, knowing too well that I might not keep that promise, but she simply wanted to make sure I had access to the chance for learning, in case whim, curiosity, or circumstance led me to explore it.

NOTE 2.—THE PERSECUTORS

NOTE 2.—THE PERSECUTORS

The personages here mentioned are most of them characters of historical fame; but those less known and remembered may be found in the tract entitled, ‘The Judgment and Justice of God Exemplified, or, a Brief Historical Account of some of the Wicked Lives and Miserable Deaths of some of the most remarkable Apostates and Bloody Persecutors, from the Reformation till after the Revolution.’ This constitutes a sort of postscript or appendix to John Howie of Lochgoin’s ‘Account of the Lives of the most eminent Scots Worthies.’ The author has, with considerable ingenuity, reversed his reasoning upon the inference to be drawn from the prosperity or misfortunes which befall individuals in this world, either in the course of their lives or in the hour of death. In the account of the martyrs’ sufferings, such inflictions are mentioned only as trials permitted by providence, for the better and brighter display of their faith, and constancy of principle. But when similar afflictions befell the opposite party, they are imputed to the direct vengeance of Heaven upon their impiety. If, indeed, the life of any person obnoxious to the historian’s censures happened to have passed in unusual prosperity, the mere fact of its being finally concluded by death, is assumed as an undeniable token of the judgement of Heaven, and, to render the conclusion inevitable, his last scene is generally garnished with some singular circumstances. Thus the Duke of Lauderdale is said, through old age but immense corpulence, to have become so sunk in spirits, ‘that his heart was not the bigness of a walnut.’

The characters mentioned here are mostly historically famous figures; however, those who are less known and remembered can be found in the document titled, ‘The Judgment and Justice of God Exemplified, or, a Brief Historical Account of some of the Wicked Lives and Miserable Deaths of some of the most notable Apostates and Bloody Persecutors, from the Reformation until after the Revolution.’ This serves as a sort of postscript or appendix to John Howie of Lochgoin’s ‘Account of the Lives of the most Eminent Scots Worthies.’ The author cleverly flips his reasoning regarding the conclusions drawn from the prosperity or misfortunes that individuals experience in this world, whether during their lives or at the time of death. In the description of the martyrs’ sufferings, such hardships are presented as challenges allowed by Providence, meant to show off their faith and steadfast principles. However, when similar hardships befall those on the opposite side, they are attributed to the direct vengeance of Heaven due to their impiety. If, in fact, the life of any individual criticized by the historian was marked by unusual success, the fact that it ultimately ended in death is taken as undeniable evidence of divine judgment, and to ensure the conclusion seems indisputable, their final moments are often embellished with some unusual details. For instance, it's said that the Duke of Lauderdale, due to old age and significant obesity, became so depressed that “his heart was not the size of a walnut.”

NOTE 3.—LAMENTATION FOR THE DEAD

NOTE 3.—MOURNING FOR THE DEAD

I have heard in my youth some such wild tale as that placed in the mouth of the blind fiddler, of which, I think, the hero was Sir Robert Grierson of Lagg, the famous persecutor. But the belief was general throughout Scotland that the excessive lamentation over the loss of friends disturbed the repose of the dead, and broke even the rest of the grave. There are several instances of this in tradition, but one struck me particularly, as I heard it from the lips of one who professed receiving it from those of a ghost-seer. This was a Highland lady, named Mrs. C—— of B———, who probably believed firmly in the truth of an apparition which seems to have originated in the weakness of her nerves and strength of her imagination. She had been lately left a widow by her husband, with the office of guardian to their only child. The young man added to the difficulties of his charge by an extreme propensity for a military life, which his mother was unwilling to give way to, while she found it impossible to repress it. About this time the Independent Companies, formed for the preservation of the peace of the Highlands, were in the course of being levied; and as a gentleman named Cameron, nearly connected with Mrs. C—, commanded one of those companies, she was at length persuaded to compromise the matter with her son, by permitting him to enter this company in the capacity of a cadet, thus gratifying his love of a military life without the dangers of foreign service, to which no one then thought these troops were at all liable to be exposed, while even their active service at home was not likely to be attended with much danger. She readily obtained a promise from her relative that he would be particular in his attention to her son and therefore concluded she had accommodated matters between her son’s wishes and his safety in a way sufficiently attentive to both. She set off to Edinburgh to get what was awanting for his outfit, and shortly afterwards received melancholy news from the Highlands. The Independent Company into which her son was to enter had a skirmish with a party of caterans engaged in some act of spoil, and her friend the captain being wounded, and out of the reach of medical assistance, died in consequence. This news was a thunderbolt to the poor mother, who was at once deprived of her kinsman’s advice and assistance, and instructed by his fate of the unexpected danger to which her son’s new calling exposed him. She remained also in great sorrow for her relative, whom she loved with sisterly affection. These conflicting causes of anxiety, together with her uncertainty, whether to continue or change her son’s destination, were terminated in the following manner:—

I remember hearing some wild story in my youth, similar to one told by a blind fiddler, which featured Sir Robert Grierson of Lagg, the infamous persecutor, as the hero. It was widely believed throughout Scotland that excessive mourning for lost friends disturbed the peace of the dead, disrupting even those resting in the grave. There are many stories about this in tradition, but one in particular stood out to me because I heard it from someone who claimed to have received it from a ghost-seer. This was a Highland woman named Mrs. C—— of B———, who likely believed wholeheartedly in the truth of an apparition that seemed to stem from her nervousness and vivid imagination. She had recently become a widow, taking on the role of guardian for their only child. Her son complicated matters with a strong desire for a military career, which his mother was reluctant to accept, though she found it impossible to suppress. Around this time, the Independent Companies, created to maintain peace in the Highlands, were being formed. Since a gentleman named Cameron, who was closely related to Mrs. C——, commanded one of those companies, she was eventually persuaded to find a compromise with her son by allowing him to join this company as a cadet. This way, his desire for a military life could be satisfied without the risks of overseas service, which no one believed these troops would face, and their active service at home was not expected to involve much danger. She easily got a promise from her relative that he would look after her son closely, and she felt she had balanced her son’s desires with his safety adequately. She then traveled to Edinburgh to gather what he needed for his outfit and soon received heartbreaking news from the Highlands. The Independent Company her son was about to join had a skirmish with a group of caterans involved in some sort of plunder, and her friend, the captain, was wounded and died due to a lack of medical assistance. This news hit the poor mother like a thunderbolt, as she was suddenly deprived of her relative's guidance and support, and it alerted her to the unexpected dangers her son's new career posed. She was also deeply saddened by the loss of her relative, whom she loved like a sister. The conflicting worries she faced, along with her uncertainty about whether to pursue or change her son’s path, led to the following outcome:—

The house in which Mrs. C—— resided in the old town of Edinburgh, was a flat or story of a land accessible, as was then universal, by a common stair. The family who occupied the story beneath were her acquaintances, and she was in the habit of drinking tea with them every evening. It was accordingly about six o’clock, when, recovering herself from a deep fit of anxious reflection, she was about to leave the parlour in which she sat in order to attend this engagement. The door through which she was to pass opened, as was very common in Edinburgh, into a dark passage. In this passage, and within a yard of her when she opened the door, stood the apparition of her kinsman, the deceased officer, in his full tartans, and wearing his bonnet. Terrified at what she saw, or thought she saw, she closed the door hastily, and, sinking on her knees by a chair, prayed to be delivered from the horrors of the vision. She remained in that posture till her friends below tapped on the door, to intimate that tea was ready. Recalled to herself by the signal, she arose, and, on opening the apartment door, again was confronted by the visionary Highlander, whose bloody brow bore token, on this second appearance, to the death he had died. Unable to endure this repetition of her terrors, Mrs. C—— sank on the door in a swoon. Her friends below, startled with the noise, came upstairs, and, alarmed at the situation in which they found her, insisted on her going to bed and taking some medicine, in order to compose what they took for a nervous attack. They had no sooner left her in quiet, than the apparition of the soldier was once more visible in the apartment. This time she took courage and said, ‘In the name of God, Donald, why do you haunt one who respected and loved you when living?’ To which he answered readily, in Gaelic, ‘Cousin, why did you not speak sooner? My rest is disturbed by your unnecessary lamentation—your tears scald me in my shroud. I come to tell you that my untimely death ought to make no difference in your views for your son; God will raise patrons to supply my place and he will live to the fullness of years, and die honoured and at peace.’ The lady of course followed her kinsman’s advice and as she was accounted a person of strict veracity, we may conclude the first apparition an illusion of the fancy, the final one a lively dream suggested by the other two.

The house where Mrs. C—— lived in the old town of Edinburgh was a flat, which was accessible by a shared staircase, as was common at the time. The family living below were her friends, and she usually enjoyed tea with them every evening. So, around six o’clock, after coming out of a deep bout of anxious thinking, she was about to leave the sitting room to keep that appointment. The door she needed to go through opened, as was very common in Edinburgh, into a dark hallway. In this hallway, just a few feet away from her when she opened the door, stood the ghost of her relative, the deceased officer, dressed in full tartan and wearing his bonnet. Terrified by what she saw, or thought she saw, she quickly closed the door and sank to her knees by a chair, praying to be freed from the horrors of the vision. She stayed in that position until her friends downstairs knocked on the door to let her know that tea was ready. Noticing the signal, she got up, and when she opened the door again, she was once more faced with the ghostly Highlander, whose bloody forehead showed signs of his violent death during this second appearance. Unable to bear the repeat of her fright, Mrs. C—— collapsed against the door in a faint. Her friends downstairs heard the noise, rushed upstairs, and, alarmed by the situation they found her in, insisted she go to bed and take some medicine to calm what they believed was a nervous attack. As soon as they left her alone, the soldier’s ghost appeared in the room again. This time she found her courage and asked, “In the name of God, Donald, why do you haunt someone who respected and loved you when you were alive?” He quickly replied in Gaelic, “Cousin, why didn’t you speak up sooner? My rest is disturbed by your unnecessary mourning—your tears burn me in my shroud. I’ve come to tell you that my untimely death shouldn’t change your hopes for your son; God will send others to take my place, and he will live a long life and die honored and at peace.” Naturally, the lady followed her relative's advice, and since she was known as a person of strict honesty, we can conclude the first apparition was a trick of the mind, and the last was a vivid dream sparked by the first two.

NOTE 4.—PETER PEEBLES

NOTE 4.—PETER PEEBLES

This unfortunate litigant (for a person named Peter Peebles actually flourished) frequented the courts of justice in Scotland about the year 1792, and the sketch of his appearance is given from recollection. The author is of opinion that he himself had at one time the honour to be counsel for Peter Peebles, whose voluminous course of litigation served as a sort of assay-pieces to most young men who were called to the bar. The scene of the consultation is entirely imaginary.

This unfortunate litigant (a person named Peter Peebles actually existed) was often in the courts of justice in Scotland around 1792, and the description of his appearance is based on memory. The author believes he once had the honor of being Peter Peebles' lawyer, whose extensive legal battles served as a kind of example for most young men starting out at the bar. The setting for the consultation is completely fictional.

NOTE 5.—JOHN’S COFFEE-HOUSE

NOTE 5.—JOHN'S COFFEE SHOP

This small dark coffee-house, now burnt down, was the resort of such writers and clerks belonging to the Parliament House above thirty years ago as retained the ancient Scottish custom of a meridian, as it was called, or noontide dram of spirits. If their proceedings were watched, they might be seen to turn fidgety about the hour of noon, and exchange looks with each other from their separate desks, till at length some one of formal and dignified presence assumed the honour of leading the band, when away they went, threading the crowd like a string of wild fowl, crossed the square or close, and following each other into the coffee-house, received in turn from the hand of the waiter, the meridian, which was placed ready at the bar. This they did, day by day: and though they did not speak to each other, they seemed to attach a certain degree of sociability to performing the ceremony in company.

This small, dark coffeehouse, which has since burned down, was a hangout for writers and clerks from the Parliament House over thirty years ago who kept up the old Scottish tradition of a "meridian," or midday drink. If you watched them closely, you'd notice they became restless around noon, exchanging glances from their separate desks until eventually, someone who looked formal and dignified would take the lead. Then, they would move through the crowd like a flock of wild birds, crossing the square or alley and following each other into the coffeehouse, where they were each served their midday drink, which was ready at the bar. They did this every day, and even though they didn’t talk, it felt like there was a sense of camaraderie in sharing the ritual together.

NOTE 6.—FISHING RIGHTS

NOTE 6.—FISHING RIGHTS

It may be here mentioned, that a violent and popular attack upon what the country people of this district considered as an invasion of their fishing right is by no means an improbable fiction. Shortly after the close of the American war, Sir James Graham of Netherby constructed a dam-dyke, or cauld, across the Esk, at a place where it flowed through his estate, though it has its origin, and the principal part of its course, in Scotland. The new barrier at Netherby was considered as an encroachment calculated to prevent the salmon from ascending into Scotland, and the right of erecting it being an international question of law betwixt the sister kingdoms, there was no court in either competent to its decision. In this dilemma, the Scots people assembled in numbers by signal of rocket lights, and, rudely armed with fowling-pieces, fish-spears, and such rustic weapons, marched to the banks of the river for the purpose of pulling down the dam-dyke objected to. Sir James Graham armed many of his own people to protect his property, and had some military from Carlisle for the same purpose. A renewal of the Border wars had nearly taken place in the eighteenth century, when prudence and moderation on both sides saved much tumult, and perhaps some bloodshed. The English proprietor consented that a breach should be made in his dam-dyke sufficient for the passage of the fish, and thus removed the Scottish grievance. I believe the river has since that time taken the matter into its own disposal, and entirely swept away the dam-dyke in question.

It’s worth mentioning that a strong and popular reaction against what the local people in this area saw as an invasion of their fishing rights isn’t just a made-up story. Shortly after the end of the American war, Sir James Graham of Netherby built a dam across the Esk, at a spot where it flowed through his estate, even though it starts and mostly runs in Scotland. The new barrier at Netherby was seen as an obstruction meant to stop salmon from traveling into Scotland, and because the right to build it was an international legal issue between the neighboring kingdoms, there was no court in either of them that could settle it. Faced with this dilemma, the Scottish people gathered in large numbers, signaling each other with rockets, and armed with shotguns, fish spears, and other makeshift weapons, marched to the riverbank to tear down the disputed dam. Sir James Graham armed many of his own workers to protect his property and brought in some military from Carlisle for the same reason. A renewal of the Border wars nearly occurred in the eighteenth century, but wise and moderate actions from both sides prevented much trouble and possibly some bloodshed. The English landowner agreed to create an opening in his dam large enough for the fish to pass through, which resolved the Scottish complaint. I believe the river has since taken charge of the situation and completely washed away the dam in question.

NOTE 7.—STATE OF SCOTLAND

NOTE 7.—CONDITION OF SCOTLAND

Scotland, in its half-civilized state, exhibited too many examples of the exertion of arbitrary force and violence, rendered easy by the dominion which lairds exerted over their tenants and chiefs over their clans. The captivity of Lady Grange, in the desolate cliffs of Saint Kilda, is in the recollection of every one. At the supposed date of the novel also a man of the name of Merrilees, a tanner in Leith, absconded from his country to escape his creditors; and after having slain his own mastiff dog, and put a bit of red cloth in its mouth, as if it had died in a contest with soldiers, and involved his own existence in as much mystery as possible, made his escape into Yorkshire. Here he was detected by persons sent in search of him, to whom he gave a portentous account of his having been carried off and concealed in various places. Mr. Merrilees was, in short, a kind of male Elizabeth Canning, but did not trespass on the public credulity quite so long.

Scotland, in its somewhat uncivilized state, showed too many examples of the abuse of power and violence, made easy by the control that landowners had over their tenants and chiefs had over their clans. Everyone remembers the captivity of Lady Grange on the desolate cliffs of Saint Kilda. Around the same time as the novel, a man named Merrilees, a tanner from Leith, fled the country to escape his debts; after killing his own mastiff dog and placing a piece of red cloth in its mouth to make it look like it had died in a fight with soldiers, he added as much mystery as he could to his own situation and escaped to Yorkshire. There, he was found by people sent to look for him, and he told them a dramatic story about being kidnapped and hidden in various places. Mr. Merrilees was, in short, a kind of male version of Elizabeth Canning, but he didn't convince the public quite as long.

NOTE 8.—CONCEALMENTS FOR THEFT AND SMUGGLING

NOTE 8.—HIDING FOR THEFT AND SMUGGLING

I am sorry to say that the modes of concealment described in the imaginary premises of Mr. Trumbull, are of a kind which have been common on the frontiers of late years. The neighbourhood of two nations having different laws, though united in government, still leads to a multitude of transgressions on the Border, and extreme difficulty in apprehending delinquents. About twenty years since, as far as my recollection serves, there was along the frontier an organized gang of coiners, forgers, smugglers, and other malefactors, whose operations were conducted on a scale not inferior to what is here described. The chief of the party was one Richard Mendham a carpenter, who rose to opulence, although ignorant even of the arts of reading and writing. But he had found a short road to wealth, and had taken singular measures for conducting his operations. Amongst these, he found means to build, in a suburb of Berwick called Spittal, a street of small houses, as if for the investment of property. He himself inhabited one of these; another, a species of public-house, was open to his confederates, who held secret and unsuspected communication with him by crossing the roofs of the intervening houses, and descending by a trap-stair, which admitted them into the alcove of the dining-room of Dick Mendham’s private mansion. A vault, too, beneath Mendham’s stable, was accessible in the manner mentioned in the novel. The post of one of the stalls turned round on a bolt being withdrawn, and gave admittance to a subterranean place of concealment for contraband and stolen goods, to a great extent. Richard Mendham, the head of this very formidable conspiracy, which involved malefactors of every kind, was tried and executed at Jedburgh, where the author was present as Sheriff of Selkirkshire. Mendham had previously been tried, but escaped by want of proof and the ingenuity of his counsel.

I'm sorry to say that the ways of hiding discussed in the fictional stories of Mr. Trumbull are similar to those that have been common on the frontiers in recent years. The proximity of two nations with different laws, even when united under one government, leads to many violations along the Border and makes it very difficult to catch lawbreakers. About twenty years ago, as far as I can remember, there was an organized gang of counterfeiters, forgers, smugglers, and other criminals operating along the frontier, and their actions were on a scale similar to what is described here. The leader of this group was Richard Mendham, a carpenter who became wealthy despite being unable to read or write. He discovered a quick way to make money and took unusual steps to carry out his operations. Among these steps was building a row of small houses in a suburb of Berwick called Spittal, as if he were investing in property. He lived in one of them; another, a kind of pub, was open to his associates, who communicated secretly and unnoticed by crossing the roofs of the nearby houses and descending through a hidden staircase that led into the alcove of Dick Mendham's dining room. There was also a vault beneath Mendham's stable, which could be accessed as described in the novel. One of the stall posts could turn on a bolt being released, allowing entrance to an underground hiding place for a large quantity of contraband and stolen goods. Richard Mendham, the leader of this very serious conspiracy involving all kinds of criminals, was tried and executed in Jedburgh, where the author was present as Sheriff of Selkirkshire. Mendham had previously faced trial but escaped due to a lack of evidence and the cleverness of his lawyer.

NOTE 9—CORONATION OF GEORGE III

NOTE 9—CORONATION OF GEORGE III

In excuse of what may be considered as a violent infraction of probability in this chapter, the author is under the necessity of quoting a tradition which many persons may recollect having heard. It was always said, though with very little appearance of truth, that upon the Coronation of the late George III, when the champion of England, Dymock, or his representative, appeared in Westminster Hall, and in the language of chivalry solemnly wagered his body to defend in single combat the right of the young King to the crown of these realms, at the moment when he flung down his gauntlet as the gage of battle, an unknown female stepped from the crowd and lifted the pledge, leaving another gage in room of it, with a paper expressing, that if a fair field of combat should be allowed, a champion of rank and birth would appear with equal arms to dispute the claim of King George to the British kingdoms. The story is probably one of the numerous fictions which were circulated to keep up the spirits of a sinking faction, The incident was, however, possible, if it could be supposed to be attended by any motive adequate to the risk, and might be imagined to occur to a person of Redgauntlet’s enthusiastic character. George III, it is said, had a police of his own, whose agency was so efficient, that the sovereign was able to tell his prime minister upon one occasion, to his great surprise, that the Pretender was in London. The prime minister began immediately to talk of measures to be taken, warrants to be procured, messengers and guards to be got in readiness. ‘Pooh, pooh,’ said the good-natured sovereign, since I have found him out, leave me alone to deal with him.’—‘And what,’ said the minister, ‘is your Majesty’s purpose, in so important a case?’—‘To leave the young man to himself,’ said George III; ‘and when he tires he will go back again.’ The truth of this story does not depend on that of the lifting of the gauntlet; and while the latter could be but an idle bravado, the former expresses George Ill’s goodness of heart and soundness of policy.

In response to what might be seen as a major breach of likelihood in this chapter, the author feels the need to reference a tradition that many people might remember hearing. It was often claimed, though there was very little evidence to support it, that during the Coronation of the late George III, when England's champion, Dymock, or his representative, appeared in Westminster Hall and, using the language of chivalry, solemnly wagered his life to defend the young King’s right to the crown, at the moment he threw down his gauntlet as the challenge for battle, an unknown woman stepped out of the crowd and picked up the gauntlet, leaving another in its place with a note stating that if a fair chance for combat was allowed, a champion of notable rank would appear with equal weapons to dispute King George's claim to the British kingdoms. This tale is likely one of the many stories spread to uplift the spirits of a declining faction. However, the incident could have been plausible if there were sufficient motivation behind it and could be imagined as occurring to someone with Redgauntlet’s passionate character. It is said that George III had his own police force whose effectiveness was such that the king was able to inform his prime minister one time, much to his surprise, that the Pretender was in London. The prime minister immediately began discussing measures to take, warrants to obtain, and preparing messengers and guards. "Oh, come on," said the good-natured king, "since I’ve found him, just let me handle it." — "And what," asked the minister, "is Your Majesty’s plan in such an important matter?" — "To leave the young man to himself," replied George III, "and when he gets tired, he will go back." The truth of this story doesn’t hinge on the lifting of the gauntlet; while that could just be an empty show, the former reflects George III’s compassion and sensible approach.

NOTE 10.—COLLIER AND SALTER

NOTE 10.—COLLIER AND SALTER

The persons engaged in these occupations were at this time bondsmen; and in case they left the ground of the farm to which they belonged, and as pertaining to which their services were bought or sold, they were liable to be brought back by a summary process. The existence of this species of slavery being thought irreconcilable with the spirit of liberty, colliers and salters were declared free, and put upon the same footing with other servants, by the Act 15 Geo. III chapter 28th. They were so far from desiring or prizing the blessing conferred on them, that they esteemed the interest taken in their freedom to be a mere decree on the part of the proprietors to get rid of what they called head and harigald money, payable to them when a female of their number, by bearing a child, made an addition to the live stock of their master’s property.

The people working in these jobs were, at that time, bonded laborers. If they left the farm they belonged to, where their services were bought or sold, they could be forcibly returned through a quick legal process. Because this type of slavery was seen as incompatible with the spirit of freedom, coal miners and salt workers were declared free and placed on the same level as other workers by the Act 15 Geo. III chapter 28th. They didn’t value or appreciate the freedom granted to them; instead, they viewed the effort for their freedom as just a way for the owners to avoid what they referred to as head and harigald money, which was owed to them when a female in their group had a child, effectively adding to the owner's livestock.





GLOSSARY

   ABOON, above.
   AD LITEM, in law.
   AD VINDICTAM PUBLICAM, for the public defence.
   ADUST, looking as if burned or scorched.
   AE, one.
   AFFLATUS, breath, inspiration.
   AIRT, direct.
   ALCANDER, a Greek soothsayer.
   ALDEBORONTIPHOSCOPHORNIO, a courtier in H. Carey’s burlesque,
       CHRONONHOTONTHOLOGOS.
   ALIMENTARY, nourishing.
   ALQUIFE, an enchanter in the mediaeval romances of knight-errantry.
   AMADIS, a hero of the romances, especially in Amadis of Gaul.
   ANENT, about.
   ANES, once.
   ANNO DOMINI, in the year of the Lord.
   ARGUMENTUM AD HOMINEM, AD FEMINAM, lit. ‘the argument to a man,
       to a woman,’ refutation of a man’s argument by an example
       drawn from his own conduct.
   ARIES, earnest-money, a gift.
   ARS LONGA, VITA BREVIS, art is long, life short.
   ARS MEDENDI, art of medicine.
   APPROBATE, approve.
   ATLANTES, a character in ORLANDO FURIOSO.
   AULD REEKIE, Edinburgh.
   ADVOCATO DEL DIABOLO, lit. ‘the devil’s advocate’, one whose duty
       it is to oppose the canonization of a person on whose behalf
       claims to sanctity are made.
   AWSOME, awful, fearful.

   BACK-GANGING, behind hand in paying.
   BACKSPAUL, the back of the shoulder.
   BALLANT, a ballad, a fable.
   BANNOCK, a flat, round cake.
   BARLEY-BROO, barley-broth.
   BARON-OFFICER, the magistrate’s officer in a burgh of barony.
   BARTIZAN, a small overhanging turret, the battlements.
   BEAUFET, cupboard.
   BEAVER, the lower part of the helmet.
   BEIN, comfortable.
   BELISARIUS, a general of the Eastern Empire ungratefully treated
       by the Emperor Justinian.
   BENEDICTE, bless you.
   BETIMES THE MORN, early in the morning.
   BICKER, a wooden vessel for holding drink; a quarrel.
   BILLIE, a term of familiarity, comrade.
   BIRKIE, a smart fellow.
   BIRLING, merry-making.
   BIT, small.
   BLATE, shy, bashful.
   BLAWING, flattering.
   BLEEZING, bragging.
   BLUE-CAP, a Scotsman.
   BOGLE, a ghost, a scarecrow.
   BON VIVANTS, lovers of good living.
   BONA ROBA, a showy wanton.
   BONUS SOCIUS, good comrade.
   BORREL, common, rude.
   BRAID, broad.
   BRASH, a sudden storm, an attack.
   BRATTLE, a clattering noise, as of a horse going at full speed.
   BRAW, brave, fine.
   BRENT BROO, high brow.
   BROCARD, maxim.
   BROSE, oatmeal which has had boiling water poured upon it.
   BROWN, a famous landscape gardener.
   BROWST, a brewing.
   BUCEPHALUS, the favourite horse of Alexander the Great.
   BUCKIE, an imp, a fellow with an evil twist in his character.
   BUFF NOR STYE, neither one thing nor another.
   BUFFERS, pistols.
   BUSK, deck up.
   BY ORDINAR, extraordinary, uncommon.
   BYE AND ATTOUR, over and above.

   CADGER, a travelling dealer.
   CADDIE, a porter, an errand-boy.
   CAETERA PRORSUS IGNORO, in short, I know nothing of the rest.
   CALLANT, a young lad.
   CALLER, cool, fresh.
   CANNY, shrewd, prudent, quiet.
   CANTLE, fragment.
   CAPERNOITED, crabbed, foolish.
   CAPRICCIOS, a fanciful composition.
   CAPRIOLE, a leap made by a horse without advancing.
   CARDINAL, a woman’s cloak.
   CARLINES, old women.
   CATILINA OMNIUM, ETC. Catilina had surrounded himself with the
       most vile and criminal company.
   CAUSEWAY, path, roadway.
   CAVALIERE SERVENTE, gentleman in attendance.
   CAVE NE LITERAS, ETC. take care that you are not carrying
       Bellerophon’s letters (letters unfavourable to the bearer).
   CHACK, a slight repast.
   CHANCY, safe, auspicious.
   CHANGE-HOUSE, a small inn or ale-house.
   CHANTER, the tenor or treble pipe in a bag-pipe.
   CHAPE, a thin metal blade at the end of a scabbard.
   CHAPEAU BRAS, a low, three-cornered hat.
   CHOUGH, a bird of the crow family.
   CHUCKY, fowl.
   CHUCKY-STONES, small stones, a child’s game.
   CLAP AND HOPPER, signs of the mill.
   CLAVERS, gossip, idle talk.
   CLEEK, lay hold on.
   CLEIK IN, to join company.
   CLOSE, an alley, a narrow way.
   CLOSE-HEADS, the entry to an alley, a meeting-place for gossips.
   CLOUR, to strike, to bump.
   COBLE, a little boat.
   COCKERNONY, top-knot.
   COGIE, small wooden bowl.
   COMMUNE FORUM, ETC. the common court is the common dwelling-place.
   CORDWAIN, Spanish leather.
   CORIOLANUS, a Roman patrician, who, being driven from the city,
       took refuge with Aufidius, the leader of the Volsci.
   COUP, fall, upset.
   COURIER DE L’EUROPE, a newspaper.
   COVYNE, artifice.
   CRACK, gossip.
   CRAIG, throat, neck.
   CRAWSTEP, the steplike edges of a gable seen in some old houses.
   CREEL, basket carried on the back.
   CREMONY, Cremona [where the best fiddles were made].
   CROWDER, fiddler.
   CUR ME EXAMINAS QUERELIS TUIS?, why do you wear me out with your
       complaints.
   CURN, a very little.

   DAFT, crazy.
   DAIS, a canopy, a table placed above the others, a room of state.
   DARGLE, dell.
   DAURG, day’s work.
   DE APICIBUS JURIS, from the high places of the law.
   DE PERICULO ET COMMODO REI VENDITAE, concerning the risk and
       profit of sales.
   DEAD-THRAW, death-thraw.
   DEBOSHED, debauched.
   DEFORCEMENT—SPULZIE—SOUTHRIEF, legal terms for resisting an
       officer of law.
   DEIL, devil.
   DELATE, accuse.
   DELICT, misdemeanour, QUASI DELICT, apparent offence.
   DEPONE, to testify.
   DERNIER RESORT, last resort.
   DIABLERIE, sorcery, witchcraft.
   DILIGENCE, writ of execution, coach.
   DING, to knock, beat down.
   DIRDUM, uproar, disturbance.
   DITTAY, an indictment.
   DIVOT, thin turf used for thatching cottages.
   DOCH AN DORROCH, the stirrup cup.
   DOMINUS LITIS, one of the principals in a law suit.
   DOOL, sorrow, sad consequences.
   DOOR-CHEEK, door-post.
   DOUCE, respectable.
   DRAMATIS PERSONAE, persons of the drama.
   DRAPPIT, fried.
   DRIBBLE, a drop.
   DRIFT, drift-snow.
   DULCINEA, Don Quixote’s imaginary mistress.
   DUNSTABLE, something simple and matter-of-fact.
   DYVOUR, bankrupt.

   EKE, addition.
   EMBONPOINT, plumpness.
   EN CROUPE, riding behind one another.
   ET PER CONTRA, and on the other side.
   EVITE, avoid.
   EX COMITATE, out of courtesy.
   EX MISERICORDIA, out of pity.
   EXCEPTIO FIRMAT REGULAM, the exception proves the rule.
   EXOTIC, of foreign origin.

   FACTOR LOCO TUTORIS, an agent acting in place of a guardian.
   FARDEL, burden.
   FASH, FASHERIE, trouble.
   FECK, space.
   FEMME DE CHAMBRE, chamber-maid.
   FIERI, to be made.
   FLACON, a smelling bottle.
   FLAP, gust.
   FLIP, a drink consisting of beer and spirit sweetened.
   FLORY, frothy.
   FORBY, besides.
   FORENSIC, legal.
   FORFOUGHEN, out of breath, distressed.
   FORPIT, fourth part of a peck.
   FORTALICE, a small outwork.
   FRIST, to postpone, give credit,
   FUGIE, fugitive.
   FUNCTUS OFFICIO, having finished my duties, ‘out of office’.

   GABERLUNZIE, a beggar.
   GAEN, gone.
   GALLOWAY, a strong Scotch cob.
   GANGREL, wandering, a vagrant.
   GAR, to force, make.
   GATE, way, road.
   GAUGER, an exciseman.
   GENTRICE, gentle blood.
   GIFF-GAFF, give and take.
   GIRDED, hooped like a barrel.
   GIRN, to grin, cry.
   GLAIKET, giddy, rash.
   GLIFF, glimpse, moment,
   GOWFF BA’, golf ball.
   GRAINED, groaned.
   GRANA INVECTA ET ILLATA, grain brought and imported.
   GRAT, wept.
   GRILLADE, a broiled dish.
   GRIT, great.
   GROSSART, gooseberry.
   GRUE, to creep, shiver,
   GUDESIRE, grandfather.
   GUIDE, to deal with, to employ.
   GUMPLE-FOISTED, sulky, sullen.
   GWAY, very.
   GYTES, contemptuous name for a young child, a brat.

   HAFFLINS, half-grown.
   HAILL, all, the whole.
   HAIRST, harvest.
   HAMESUCKEN, assaulting a person in his own house.
   HAMSHACKLE, to fasten.
   HANK, a hold.
   HAP, to hop, turn from.
   HARPOCRATES, an Egyptian god, supposed by the Greeks to be the
       god of silence.
   HAUGH, holm, low-lying flat ground.
   HAULD, place of abode.
   HAVINGS, behaviour.
   HEFTED, closed, as a knife in its haft.
   HELLICAT, extravagant, light-headed.
   HEMPEY, rogue.
   HET, hot.
   HEUCK, sickle.
   HINC ILLAE LACRYMAE, hence these tears.
   HINNY, honey, a term of endearment.
   HIPPOGRIFF, a fabulous winged animal, half horse and half griffin.
   HODDIN-GREY, cloth manufactured from undyed wool.
   HOMOLOGATING, ratifying, approving.
   HOOKS, OFF THE, light-headed.
   HOSE-NET, a small net used for rivulet fishing.
   HOW-COME-SO, light-headed.
   HUMOURSOME, subject to moods.
   HUSSEY, lady’s needle-case.
   HYSON, green tea from China.

   IGNIS FATUUS, will o’ the wisp.
   ILK, each; of the same name, as Redgauntlet of that Ilk
       =Redgauntlet of Redgauntlet.
   ILL-DEEDIE, mischievous.
   ILL-FAUR’D, ugly, ill-favoured.
   IN CIVILIBUS or CRIMINALIBUS, in civil or criminal causes.
   IN FORO CONSCIENTIAE, in the assize of conscience.
   IN MEDITATIONE FUGAE, meditating flight.
   IN PRESENTIA DOMINORUM, before the Lords.
   INCEDIT SICUT LEO VORANS, goeth about like a roaring lion.
   INCOGNITA, unknown.
   INFRA DIG, beneath one’s dignity.
   INSTANTER, at once.
   INTROMIT, to medldle with.
   INVITA MINERVA, against my bent.

   JACK, a metal pitcher.
   JAZY, wig.
   JET D’EAU, jet of water.
   JORUM, a drinking-vessel, or the liquor in it.
   JOW, to toll.
   JURIDICAL, pertaining to a judge or to the courts.

   KATTERFELTO, a famous quack.
   KEEK, to look.
   KEFFEL, a bad horse.

   LAIGH, low.
   LAND-LOUPER, runagate, vagabond.
   LARES, household gods, the special divinities of a family.
   LAP, leaped; fold.
   LAVE, rest, remainder.
   LAWING, inn reckoning.
   LEAL, loyal, true.
   LEASING-MAKING, lies, slander, seditious words.
   LEASOWES, the estate of the poet Shenstone.
   LEE-SIDE, the side of a vessel farthest from the point where the
       wind blows.
   LEESOME LANE, his dear self alone.
   LEEVIN, living.
   LEE WAY, arrears of work.
   LEG, TO MAKE A, to bow.
   LETTRES DE CACHET, sealed letters issued by the King of France,
       conferring power over the liberty of others.
   LEX AQUARUM, the law of the waters.
   LIMMER, a loose woman, a jade.
   LING, thin long grass, heather.
   LOANING, a meadow, pasture where the cows were milked,
   LOE, love.
   LOON, fellow, rogue.
   LOOPY, crafty.
   LOUIS-D’OR, a French gold coin worth from 16s, 6d. to 18s. 9d.
   LOUP, leap.
   LOUP-THE-DYKE, giddy, runaway.
   LOUP THE TETHER, breaking loose from restraint.
   LOVELACE AND BELFORD, characters in CLARISSA HARLOWE.
   LUCKY, a name given to an elderly dame.
   LUG, the ear.
   LUM, chimney.

   MACER, a court official.
   MAILING, a small farm or rented property.
   MAILS, rents.
   MALVERSATION, fraudulent tricks.
   MANUMISSION, liberty.
   MARCH, border.
   MARE MAGNUM, the great sea.
   MARIUS, a Roman general, leader in the civil war against Sulla.
   MEAR, mare.
   MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN, the writing seen by Belshazzar
       (Daniel V. 25).
   MENYIE, retinue.
   MERIDIAN, noon; a mid-day drink.
   MERK, an old Scottish coin=1s. 1 1/2d. in English money.
   MESSAN, a lap-dog, a little dog.
   MICKLE, much.
   MIFFED, piqued.
   MILLAR, Philip Millar, author of several works on gardening.
   MINOS, a law-giver of Crete, afterwards set as a judge in Hades.
   MISHANTER, mischief.
   MISPRISION OF TREASON, concealment of treason.
   MOIDART, a loch in Inverness, where Prince Charles Stuart landed,
       1745.
   MOIDORE, a gold coin of Portugal worth about L1 7s. 0d.
   MORE SOLITO, in the accustomed manner.
   MORE TUO, in your own way.
   MUILS, slippers.
   MUISTED, scented.
   MUTCHKIN, English pint.

   NE QUID NIMIS, do nothing in excess.
   NEGATUR, lit. ‘it is denied,’ I deny it.
   NEGOTIORUM GESTOR, manager of affairs.
   NEREID, a sea-nymph.
   NIGRI SUNT HYACINTHI, irises are dark flowers.
   NIHIL NOVIT IN CAUSA, nothing is known of the case.
   NIPPERKIN, a small cup, a liquid measure.
   NOM DE GUERRE, professional name.
   NOMINE DAMNI, in the name of damages.
   NONJURING, not swearing allegiance to the government, loyal to the
       Stuarts.
   NOSCITUR A SOCIO, he is known by his friend.
   NOVITER REPERTUM, newly discovered.

   OHE, JAM SATIS, oh, enough.
   OMNE IGNOTUM PRO TERRIBILI, the unknown is always held in terror.
   OMNI SUSPICIONE MAJOR, above all suspicion.
   ORESTES AND PYLADES, DAMON AND PYTHIAS, classical examples of
       friendship.
   ORIGO MALI, cause of the evil.
   ORNATURE, adornment, decoration.
   ORRA, odd.
   OVERTURE, opening.
   OWERLAY, cravat.
   OYE, a grandson.

   PACK OR PEEL, to traffic.
   PANDE MANUM, hold out your hand.
   PANDECTS, a digest of Roman law.
   PAR EXCELLENCE, above all, specially.
   PAR ORDONNANCE DU MEDECIN, by the doctor’s orders.
   PARMA NON BENE SELECTA, a shield, or defence, not well chosen.
   PAROCHINE, parish.
   PATER NOSTER, Our Father, the Lord’s Prayer.
   PATRIA POTESTAS, paternal authority.
   PAWMIE, a stroke on the palm of the hand.
   PEACH, betray, speak out.
   PEEL-HOUSE, a small fortified house, or tower.
   PEGASUS, the winged horse of the Muses.
   PENDENTE LITE, whilst the case is proceeding.
   PENDICLES, articles, small parts.
   PER AMBAGES, by circumlocution, in a roundabout way.
   PER CONTRA, on the other side.
   PERDU, concealed, lost.
   PERIPATETIC, walking, wandering.
   PESSIMI EXEMPLI, the worst possible example.
   PETTLE, a plough-staff.
   PHALARIS’S BULL, a furnace shaped like a bull into which the
       tyrant Phalaris used to cast his victims.
   PISCATOR, fisherman.
   PISTOLE, a gold coin worth about 16s.
   PLACK, a small copper coin, equal to one-third of an English penny.
   PLEACH, interweave.
   PLICATIONS, folds, wrinkles.
   PLOY, a frolic.
   POCK-PUDDING, a contemptuous term applied to Englishmen
   POINT D’ESPAGNE, Spanish lace.
   POKE, pocket.
   PORT ROYAL, a monastery near Paris which became the headquarters
       of the Jansenists, the opponents of the Jesuits.
   POSSE COMITATUS, the civil force of a county.
   POUND SCOTS, worth about 1s. 8d. English money.
   PRACTIQUES, practices of the profession.
   PRECOGNITION, examination prior to prosecution.
   PRECOGNOSCED, to take precognition of.
   PRETERMIT, omit, pass by.
   PURSUIVANTS, an officer-at-arms, in rank below a herald.

   QUAERE, query, a question.
   QUEAN, a young woman, a wench.
   QUI VIVE, alert, cautious.
   QUID, piece of tobacco to chew.
   QUID TIBI CUM LYRA, what hast thou to do with the lyre?
   QUORUM, the body of justices, so called from a word used in the
       commission appointing them.

   RANT, a noisy dance-tune.
   RAPPAREE, an Irish plunderer; a worthless fellow,
   RATIONE OFFICII, by virtue of his position.
   RATTLING, lively, brisk.
   RAX, stretch.
   REAMING, frothing, foaming.
   REDD, clear up, tidy.
   REGIAM MAJESTATEM, a collection of Scotch laws.
   REIVER, robber.
   REMEDIUM JURIS, legal remedy.
   RIGDUM-FUNNIDOS, a courtier in H. Carey’s burlesque,
        CHRONONHOTONTHOLOGOS.
   RIPE, search.
   RUDAS, a scold, a virago.
   RUG, a share, a good mouthful.

   SANCTA WINIFREDA, ORA PRO NOBIS, Saint Winifred, pray for us.
   SARTUM ATQUE TECTUM, repaired and covered.
   SAT EST, it is enough.
   SAWNEY, a nickname for a Scotchman.
   SCARBOROUGH WARNING, the blow before the threat.
   SCOWP, quaff.
   SCRUB, the name of a footman in the BEAUX’ STRATAGEM (Geo.
       Farquhar, 1704).
   SCULDUDDERY, loose, immoral.
   SEALGH, seal,
   SEA-MAWS, sea-mews.
   SECUNDUM ARTEM, according to the rules of his art.
   SEDERUNT, a sitting of the courts.
   SEMPLE, simple, not of gentle birth,
   SHILPIT, weak; poor, shabby.
   SHINGLES, thin boards used for roofs.
   SI NON CASTE, CAUTE TAMEN, if not for virtue’s sake, yet for
       caution.
   SIB, kin.
   SIGMA, the Greek S.
   SINE DIE, without a date, indefinitely.
   SIS MEMOR MEI, be mindful of me.
   SKELLOCH, screech.
   SKINKER, a server of liquor.
   SKIRL, to scream.
   SKIVIE, harebrained.
   SLEEKIT, smooth.
   SLOKEN, quench.
   SNEESHING, snuff.
   SNELL, sharp, terrible.
   SNICKERS, sniggers.
   SOCIETAS EST MATER DISCORDIARUM, partnership is the mother of
       quarrels.
   SOLITAIRE, an ornament for the neck.
   SOLON, the law-giver of Athens.
   SONSY, good-humoured, sensible.
   SORT, to chastise; to manage.
   SORTES VIRGILIANAE, Virgilian lots; opening the works of Virgil at
       random and taking the first passage read for counsel.
   SOUGH, a breath, a chant.
   SOUPLE, active; supple in mind or body.
   SOUTER’S CLOD, a kind of coarse black bread.
   SPATTERDASHES, coverings for the legs to protect them from mud.
   SPEER, ask.
   SPLICE THE MAIN BRACE, have an extra allowance of spirits.
   SPLORE, a frolic, quarrel.
   SPRATTLE, struggle, scramble.
   SPRING, a merry tune.
   SPRUSH, spruce.
   SPULE-BLADE, shoulder blade,
   SPUNK, courage, fire: SPUNKS, matches.
   STEND, take long steps.
   STEWARTRY, territory in Scotland administered by a steward.
   STIBBLER, a divinity student, a probationer.
   STILTS, plough-handles.
   STUNKARD, sullen, obstinate.
   SUA QUEMQUE TRAHIT VOLUPTAS, his own peculiar pleasure allures
       each.
   SURTOUT, a tight-fitting, broad-skirted outer coat.
   SWIPES, small beer.

   TAES, toes.
   TALIS QUALIS, of some kind.
   TAM MARTE QUAM MERCURIO, as much devoted to Mars as to Mercury (as
       much a soldier as a pleader).
   TASS, a glass.
   TAU, the Greek: T.
   TERRA FIRMA, firm earth.
   TESTE ME PER TOTUM NOCTEM VIGILANTE, I am witness as I was awake
       all night.
   TETE-A-TETE, a private conversation.
   THAIRM, catgut.
   THEMIS, the goddess of law and justice.
   THIRLAGE, mortgaging of property.
   THREAP, aver.
   THUMBIKINS, thumbscrews, instruments of torture.
   TIMOTHEUS, a famous musician.
   TIPPENY, twopenny ale,
   TIRTEAFUERA, a character in DON QUIXOTE, the doctor in Sancho
       Panza’s island government.
   TITHER, the other.
   TOD, a bush, a fox.
   TOOM, empty.
   TOUR OUT, to look about.
   TOY, a linen cap; a head-dress hanging down over the shoulders.
   TRANCES, passages.
   TUPTOWING, beating, from the Greek verb ‘tupto’, to strike.
   TWALPENNY, one penny sterling.
   TWASOME, a pair or couple.
   TYNE, loss or forfeit.
   TYRO, TYRONES, beginner, beginners; novice.

   UNCO, very, uncommon, strange.
   URGANDA, an enchantress in the romance of AMADIS OF GAUL.
   USQUEBAUGH, whisky.

   VADE RETRO, get thee behind me.
   VALE, SIS MEMOR MEI, farewell, be mindful of me.
   VARIUM ET MUTABILE SEMPER FEMINA, woman is always variable and
       changeful.
   VERBUM SACERDOTIS, the word of a priest.
   VIA FACTI, by personal force.
   VINCERE VINCENTEM, to conquer the conquering.
   VINCO VINCENTEM, ERGO VINCO TE, I conquer the conquering,
       therefore I conquer you.
   VIOLER, a player on a viol.
   VIR SAPIENTIA ET PIETATE GRAVIS, a man of much wisdom and piety.
   VIS ANIMI, strength of soul.
   VITIOUS, vicious, unruly.
   VOET, Jan Voet, author of a book on the PANDECTS.

   W.S., writer to the signet, a lawyer.
   WALING, choosing.
   WAME, stomach.
   WANCHANCY, unlucky, dangerous.
   WARE, spend.
   WARK, work, trouble.
   WAUR, worse.
   WEARS, weirs, dams.
   WEIGH-BANKS, scales.
   WHIN, gorse.
   WHITTLE, a small clasp-knife.
   WITHERSHINS, backwards in their courses, in the contrary way.
   WUD, mad.
   WYND, yard, alley.

   YAULD, active.
   YELLOCH, yell.
   YETTS, gates.
   YILL, ale.
   ABOON, above.  
   AD LITEM, in law.  
   AD VINDICTAM PUBLICAM, for the public defense.  
   ADUST, looking as if burned or scorched.  
   AE, one.  
   AFFLATUS, breath, inspiration.  
   AIRT, direction.  
   ALCANDER, a Greek soothsayer.  
   ALDEBORONTIPHOSCOPHORNIO, a courtier in H. Carey’s burlesque,  
       CHRONONHOTONTHOLOGOS.  
   ALIMENTARY, nourishing.  
   ALQUIFE, an enchanter in medieval romances of knight-errantry.  
   AMADIS, a hero of the romances, especially in Amadis of Gaul.  
   ANENT, about.  
   ANES, once.  
   ANNO DOMINI, in the year of the Lord.  
   ARGUMENTUM AD HOMINEM, AD FEMINAM, lit. ‘the argument to a man,  
       to a woman,’ refutation of a man’s argument by an example  
       drawn from his own conduct.  
   ARIES, earnest-money, a gift.  
   ARS LONGA, VITA BREVIS, art is long, life is short.  
   ARS MEDENDI, art of medicine.  
   APPROBATE, approve.  
   ATLANTES, a character in ORLANDO FURIOSO.  
   AULD REEKIE, Edinburgh.  
   ADVOCATO DEL DIABOLO, lit. ‘the devil’s advocate,’ one whose duty  
       it is to oppose the canonization of a person on whose behalf  
       claims to sanctity are made.  
   AWSOME, awful, fearful.  

   BACK-GANGING, behindhand in paying.  
   BACKSPAUL, the back of the shoulder.  
   BALLANT, a ballad, a fable.  
   BANNOCK, a flat, round cake.  
   BARLEY-BROO, barley-broth.  
   BARON-OFFICER, the magistrate’s officer in a burgh of barony.  
   BARTIZAN, a small overhanging turret, the battlements.  
   BEAUFET, cupboard.  
   BEAVER, the lower part of the helmet.  
   BEIN, comfortable.  
   BELISARIUS, a general of the Eastern Empire ungratefully treated  
       by the Emperor Justinian.  
   BENEDICTE, bless you.  
   BETIMES THE MORN, early in the morning.  
   BICKER, a wooden vessel for holding drink; a quarrel.  
   BILLIE, a term of familiarity, comrade.  
   BIRKIE, a smart fellow.  
   BIRLING, merry-making.  
   BIT, small.  
   BLATE, shy, bashful.  
   BLAWING, flattering.  
   BLEEZING, bragging.  
   BLUE-CAP, a Scotsman.  
   BOGLE, a ghost, a scarecrow.  
   BON VIVANTS, lovers of good living.  
   BONA ROBA, a showy wanton.  
   BONUS SOCIUS, good comrade.  
   BORREL, common, rude.  
   BRAID, broad.  
   BRASH, a sudden storm, an attack.  
   BRATTLE, a clattering noise, as of a horse going at full speed.  
   BRAW, brave, fine.  
   BRENT BROO, high brow.  
   BROCARD, maxim.  
   BROSE, oatmeal that has had boiling water poured upon it.  
   BROWN, a famous landscape gardener.  
   BROWST, a brewing.  
   BUCEPHALUS, the favorite horse of Alexander the Great.  
   BUCKIE, an imp, a fellow with an evil twist in his character.  
   BUFF NOR STYE, neither one thing nor another.  
   BUFFERS, pistols.  
   BUSK, deck up.  
   BY ORDINAR, extraordinary, uncommon.  
   BYE AND ATTOUR, over and above.  

   CADGER, a traveling dealer.  
   CADDIE, a porter, an errand-boy.  
   CAETERA PRORSUS IGNORO, in short, I know nothing of the rest.  
   CALLANT, a young lad.  
   CALLER, cool, fresh.  
   CANNY, shrewd, prudent, quiet.  
   CANTLE, fragment.  
   CAPERNOITED, crabbed, foolish.  
   CAPRICCIOS, a fanciful composition.  
   CAPRIOLE, a leap made by a horse without advancing.  
   CARDINAL, a woman’s cloak.  
   CARLINES, old women.  
   CATILINA OMNIUM, ETC. Catilina had surrounded himself with the  
       most vile and criminal company.  
   CAUSEWAY, path, roadway.  
   CAVALIERE SERVENTE, gentleman in attendance.  
   CAVE NE LITERAS, ETC. take care that you are not carrying  
       Bellerophon’s letters (letters unfavorable to the bearer).  
   CHACK, a slight repast.  
   CHANCY, safe, auspicious.  
   CHANGE-HOUSE, a small inn or ale-house.  
   CHANTER, the tenor or treble pipe in a bagpipe.  
   CHAPE, a thin metal blade at the end of a scabbard.  
   CHAPEAU BRAS, a low, three-cornered hat.  
   CHOUGH, a bird of the crow family.  
   CHUCKY, fowl.  
   CHUCKY-STONES, small stones, a child’s game.  
   CLAP AND HOPPER, signs of the mill.  
   CLAVERS, gossip, idle talk.  
   CLEEK, lay hold of.  
   CLEIK IN, to join company.  
   CLOSE, an alley, a narrow way.  
   CLOSE-HEADS, the entry to an alley, a meeting place for gossip.  
   CLOUR, to strike, to bump.  
   COBLE, a little boat.  
   COCKERNONY, top-knot.  
   COGIE, small wooden bowl.  
   COMMUNE FORUM, ETC. the common court is the common dwelling place.  
   CORDWAIN, Spanish leather.  
   CORIOLANUS, a Roman patrician, who, being driven from the city,  
       took refuge with Aufidius, the leader of the Volsci.  
   COUP, fall, upset.  
   COURIER DE L’EUROPE, a newspaper.  
   COVYNE, artifice.  
   CRACK, gossip.  
   CRAIG, throat, neck.  
   CRAWSTEP, the steplike edges of a gable seen in some old houses.  
   CREEL, a basket carried on the back.  
   CREMONY, Cremona [where the best fiddles were made].  
   CROWDER, fiddler.  
   CUR ME EXAMINAS QUERELIS TUIS?, why do you wear me out with your  
       complaints.  
   CURN, a very little.  

   DAFT, crazy.  
   DAIS, a canopy, a table placed above the others, a room of state.  
   DARGLE, dell.  
   DAURG, day’s work.  
   DE APICIBUS JURIS, from the high places of the law.  
   DE PERICULO ET COMMODO REI VENDITAE, concerning the risk and  
       profit of sales.  
   DEAD-THRAW, death-thraw.  
   DEBOSHED, debauched.  
   DEFORCEMENT—SPULZIE—SOUTHRIEF, legal terms for resisting an  
       officer of the law.  
   DEIL, devil.  
   DELATE, accuse.  
   DELICT, misdemeanour, QUASI DELICT, apparent offence.  
   DEPONE, to testify.  
   DERNIER RESORT, last resort.  
   DIABLERIE, sorcery, witchcraft.  
   DILIGENCE, writ of execution, coach.  
   DING, to knock, beat down.  
   DIRDUM, uproar, disturbance.  
   DITTAY, an indictment.  
   DIVOT, thin turf used for thatching cottages.  
   DOCH AN DORROCH, the stirrup cup.  
   DOMINUS LITIS, one of the principals in a lawsuit.  
   DOOL, sorrow, sad consequences.  
   DOOR-CHEEK, door-post.  
   DOUCE, respectable.  
   DRAMATIS PERSONAE, persons of the drama.  
   DRAPPIT, fried.  
   DRIBBLE, a drop.  
   DRIFT, drift-snow.  
   DULCINEA, Don Quixote’s imaginary mistress.  
   DUNSTABLE, something simple and matter-of-fact.  
   DYVOUR, bankrupt.  

   EKE, addition.  
   EMBONPOINT, plumpness.  
   EN CROUPE, riding behind one another.  
   ET PER CONTRA, and on the other side.  
   EVITE, avoid.  
   EX COMITATE, out of courtesy.  
   EX MISERICORDIA, out of pity.  
   EXCEPTIO FIRMAT REGULAM, the exception proves the rule.  
   EXOTIC, of foreign origin.  

   FACTOR LOCO TUTORIS, an agent acting in place of a guardian.  
   FARDEL, burden.  
   FASH, FASHERIE, trouble.  
   FECK, space.  
   FEMME DE CHAMBRE, chamber-maid.  
   FIERI, to be made.  
   FLACON, a smelling bottle.  
   FLAP, gust.  
   FLIP, a drink consisting of beer and spirit sweetened.  
   FLORY, frothy.  
   FORBY, besides.  
   FORENSIC, legal.  
   FORFOUGHEN, out of breath, distressed.  
   FORPIT, fourth part of a peck.  
   FORTALICE, a small outwork.  
   FRIST, to postpone, give credit.  
   FUGIE, fugitive.  
   FUNCTUS OFFICIO, having finished my duties, 'out of office'.  

   GABERLUNZIE, a beggar.  
   GAEN, gone.  
   GALLOWAY, a strong Scotch cob.  
   GANGREL, wandering, a vagrant.  
   GAR, to force, make.  
   GATE, way, road.  
   GAUGER, an exciseman.  
   GENTRICE, gentle blood.  
   GIFF-GAFF, give and take.  
   GIRDED, hooped like a barrel.  
   GIRN, to grin, cry.  
   GLAIKET, giddy, rash.  
   GLIFF, glimpse, moment.  
   GOWFF BA’, golf ball.  
   GRAINED, groaned.  
   GRANA INVECTA ET ILLATA, grain brought and imported.  
   GRAT, wept.  
   GRILLADE, a broiled dish.  
   GRIT, great.  
   GROSSART, gooseberry.  
   GRUE, to creep, shiver.  
   GUDESIRE, grandfather.  
   GUIDE, to deal with, to employ.  
   GUMPLE-FOISTED, sulky, sullen.  
   GWAY, very.  
   GYTES, contemptuous name for a young child, a brat.  

   HAFFLINS, half-grown.  
   HAILL, all, the whole.  
   HAIRST, harvest.  
   HAMESUCKEN, assaulting a person in their own house.  
   HAMSHACKLE, to fasten.  
   HANK, a hold.  
   HAP, to hop, turn from.  
   HARPOCRATES, an Egyptian god, supposed by the Greeks to be the  
       god of silence.  
   HAUGH, holm, low-lying flat ground.  
   HAULD, place of abode.  
   HAVINGS, behavior.  
   HEFTED, closed, as a knife in its haft.  
   HELLICAT, extravagant, light-headed.  
   HEMPEY, rogue.  
   HET, hot.  
   HEUCK, sickle.  
   HINC ILLAE LACRYMAE, hence these tears.  
   HINNY, honey, a term of endearment.  
   HIPPOGRIFF, a fabulous winged animal, half horse and half griffin.  
   HODDIN-GREY, cloth manufactured from undyed wool.  
   HOMOLOGATING, ratifying, approving.  
   HOOKS, OFF THE, light-headed.  
   HOSE-NET, a small net used for rivulet fishing.  
   HOW-COME-SO, light-headed.  
   HUMOURSOME, subject to moods.  
   HUSSEY, lady’s needle-case.  
   HYSON, green tea from China.  

   IGNIS FATUUS, will o’ the wisp.  
   ILK, each; of the same name, as Redgauntlet of that Ilk  
       =Redgauntlet of Redgauntlet.  
   ILL-DEEDIE, mischievous.  
   ILL-FAUR’D, ugly, ill-favored.  
   IN CIVILIBUS or CRIMINALIBUS, in civil or criminal causes.  
   IN FORO CONSCIENTIAE, in the assize of conscience.  
   IN MEDITATIONE FUGAE, meditating flight.  
   IN PRESENTIA DOMINORUM, before the Lords.  
   INCEDIT SICUT LEO VORANS, goeth about like a roaring lion.  
   INCOGNITA, unknown.  
   INFRA DIG, beneath one’s dignity.  
   INSTANTER, at once.  
   INTROMIT, to meddle with.  
   INVITA MINERVA, against my bent.  

   JACK, a metal pitcher.  
   JAZY, wig.  
   JET D’EAU, jet of water.  
   JORUM, a drinking-vessel, or the liquor in it.  
   JOW, to toll.  
   JURIDICAL, pertaining to a judge or to the courts.  

   KATTERFELTO, a famous quack.  
   KEEK, to look.  
   KEFFEL, a bad horse.  

   LAIGH, low.  
   LAND-LOUPER, runagate, vagabond.  
   LARES, household gods, the special divinities of a family.  
   LAP, leaped; fold.  
   LAVE, rest, remainder.  
   LAWING, inn reckoning.  
   LEAL, loyal, true.  
   LEASING-MAKING, lies, slander, seditious words.  
   LEASOWES, the estate of the poet Shenstone.  
   LEE-SIDE, the side of a vessel farthest from the point where the  
       wind blows.  
   LEESOME LANE, his dear self alone.  
   LEEVIN, living.  
   LEE WAY, arrears of work.  
   LEG, TO MAKE A, to bow.  
   LETTRES DE CACHET, sealed letters issued by the King of France,  
       conferring power over the liberty of others.  
   LEX AQUARUM, the law of the waters.  
   LIMMER, a loose woman, a jade.  
   LING, thin long grass, heather.  
   LOANING, a meadow, pasture where the cows were milked.  
   LOE, love.  
   LOON, fellow, rogue.  
   LOOPY, crafty.  
   LOUIS-D’OR, a French gold coin worth from 16s, 6d. to 18s. 9d.  
   LOUP, leap.  
   LOUP-THE-DYKE, giddy, runaway.  
   LOUP THE TETHER, breaking loose from restraint.  
   LOVELACE AND BELFORD, characters in CLARISSA HARLOWE.  
   LUCKY, a name given to an elderly dame.  
   LUG, the ear.  
   LUM, chimney.  

   MACER, a court official.  
   MAILING, a small farm or rented property.  
   MAILS, rents.  
   MALVERSATION, fraudulent tricks.  
   MANUMISSION, liberty.  
   MARCH, border.  
   MARE MAGNUM, the great sea.  
   MARIUS, a Roman general, leader in the civil war against Sulla.  
   MEAR, mare.  
   MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN, the writing seen by Belshazzar  
       (Daniel V. 25).  
   MENYIE, retinue.  
   MERIDIAN, noon; a mid-day drink.  
   MERK, an old Scottish coin=1s. 1 1/2d. in English money.  
   MESSAN, a lap-dog, a little dog.  
   MICKLE, much.  
   MIFFED, piqued.  
   MILLAR, Philip Millar, author of several works on gardening.  
   MINOS, a law-giver of Crete, afterwards set as a judge in Hades.  
   MISHANTER, mischief.  
   MISPRISION OF TREASON, concealment of treason.  
   MOIDART, a loch in Inverness, where Prince Charles Stuart landed,  
       1745.  
   MOIDORE, a gold coin of Portugal worth about £1 7s. 0d.  
   MORE SOLITO, in the accustomed manner.  
   MORE TUO, in your own way.  
   MUILS, slippers.  
   MUISTED, scented.  
   MUTCHKIN, English pint.  

   NE QUID NIMIS, do nothing in excess.  
   NEGATUR, lit. ‘it is denied,’ I deny it.  
   NEGOTIORUM GESTOR, manager of affairs.  
   NEREID, a sea-nymph.  
   NIGRI SUNT HYACINTHI, irises are dark flowers.  
   NIHIL NOVIT IN CAUSA, nothing is known of the case.  
   NIPPERKIN, a small cup, a liquid measure.  
   NOM DE GUERRE, professional name.  
   NOMINE DAMNI, in the name of damages.  
   NONJURING, not swearing allegiance to the government, loyal to the  
       Stuarts.  
   NOSCITUR A SOCIO, he is known by his friend.  
   NOVITER REPERTUM, newly discovered.  

   OHE, JAM SATIS, oh, enough.  
   OMNE IGNOTUM PRO TERRIBILI, the unknown is always held in terror.  
   OMNI SUSPICIONE MAJOR, above all suspicion.  
   ORESTES AND PYLADES, DAMON AND PYTHIAS, classical examples of  
       friendship.  
   ORIGO MALI, cause of the evil.  
   ORNATURE, adornment, decoration.  
   ORRA, odd.  
   OVERTURE, opening.  
   OWERLAY, cravat.  
   OYE, a grandson.  

   PACK OR PEEL, to traffic.  
   PANDE MANUM, hold out your hand.  
   PANDECTS, a digest of Roman law.  
   PAR EXCELLENCE, above all, specially.  
   PAR ORDONNANCE DU MEDECIN, by the doctor’s orders.  
   PARMA NON BENE SELECTA, a shield, or defense, not well chosen.  
   PAROCHINE, parish.  
   PATER NOSTER, Our Father, the Lord’s Prayer.  
   PATRIA POTESTAS, paternal authority.  
   PAWMIE, a stroke on the palm of the hand.  
   PEACH, betray, speak out.  
   PEEL-HOUSE, a small fortified house, or tower.  
   PEGASUS, the winged horse of the Muses.  
   PENDENTE LITE, whilst the case is proceeding.  
   PENDICLES, articles, small parts.  
   PER AMBAGES, by circumlocution, in a roundabout way.  
   PER CONTRA, on the other side.  
   PERDU, concealed, lost.  
   PERIPATETIC, walking, wandering.  
   PESSIMI EXEMPLI, the worst possible example.  
   PETTLE, a plough-staff.  
   PHALARIS’S BULL, a furnace shaped like a bull into which the  
       tyrant Phalaris used to cast his victims.  
   PISCATOR, fisherman.  
   PISTOLE, a gold coin worth about 16s.  
   PLACK, a small copper coin, equal to one-third of an English penny.  
   PLEACH, interweave.  
   PLICATIONS, folds, wrinkles.  
   PLOY, a frolic.  
   POCK-PUDDING, a contemptuous term applied to Englishmen.  
   POINT D’ESPAGNE, Spanish lace.  
   POKE, pocket.  
   PORT ROYAL, a monastery near Paris which became the headquarters  
       of the Jansenists, the opponents of the Jesuits.  
   POSSE COMITATUS, the civil force of a county.  
   POUND SCOTS, worth about 1s. 8d. English money.  
   PRACTIQUES, practices of the profession.  
   PRECOGNITION, examination prior to prosecution.  
   PRECOGNOSCED, to take precognition of.  
   PRETERMIT, omit, pass by.  
   PURSUIVANTS, an officer-at-arms, in rank below a herald.  

   QUAERE, query, a question.  
   QUEAN, a young woman, a wench.  
   QUI VIVE, alert, cautious.  
   QUID, piece of tobacco to chew.  
   QUID TIBI CUM LYRA, what hast thou to do with the lyre?  
   QUORUM, the body of justices, so called from a word used in the  
       commission appointing them.  

   RANT, a noisy dance-tune.  
   RAPPAREE, an Irish plunderer; a worthless fellow.  
   RATIONE OFFICII, by virtue of his position.  
   RATTLING, lively, brisk.  
   RAX, stretch.  
   REAMING, frothing, foaming.  
   REDD, clear up, tidy.  
   REGIAM MAJESTATEM, a collection of Scotch laws.  
   REIVER, robber.  
   REMEDIUM JURIS, legal remedy.  
   RIGDUM-FUNNIDOS, a courtier in H. Carey’s burlesque,  
        CHRONONHOTONTHOLOGOS.  
   RIPE, search.  
   RUDAS, a scold, a virago.  
   RUG, a share, a good mouthful.  

   SANCTA WINIFREDA, ORA PRO NOBIS, Saint Winifred, pray for us.  
   SARTUM ATQUE TECTUM, repaired and covered.  
   SAT EST, it is enough.  
   SAWNEY, a nickname for a Scotchman.  
   SCARBOROUGH WARNING, the blow before the threat.  
   SCOWP, quaff.  
   SCRUB, the name of a footman in the BEAUX’ STRATAGEM (Geo.  
       Farquhar, 1704).  
   SCULDUDDERY, loose, immoral.  
   SEALGH, seal.  
   SEA-MAWS, sea-mews.  
   SECUNDUM ARTEM, according to the rules of his art.  
   SEDERUNT, a sitting of the courts.  
   SEMPLE, simple, not of gentle birth.  
   SHILPIT, weak; poor, shabby.  
   SHINGLES, thin boards used for roofs.  
   SI NON CASTE, CAUTE TAMEN, if not for virtue’s sake, yet for  
       caution.  
   SIB, kin.  
   SIGMA, the Greek S.  
   SINE DIE, without a date, indefinitely.  
   SIS MEMOR MEI, be mindful of me.  
   SKELLOCH, screech.  
   SKINKER, a server of liquor.  
   SKIRL, to scream.  
   SKIVIE, harebrained.  
   SLEEKIT, smooth.  
   SLOKEN, quench.  
   SNEESHING, snuff.  
   SNELL, sharp, terrible.  
   SNICKERS, sniggers.  
   SOCIETAS EST MATER DISCORDIARUM, partnership is the mother of  
       quarrels.  
   SOLITAIRE, an ornament for the neck.  
   SOLON, the law-giver of Athens.  
   SONSY, good-humoured, sensible.  
   SORT, to chastise; to manage.  
   SORTES VIRGILIANAE, Virgilian lots; opening the works of Virgil at  
       random and taking the first passage read for counsel.  
   SOUGH, a breath, a chant.  
   SOUPLE, active; supple in mind or body.  
   SOUTER’S CLOD, a kind of coarse black bread.  
   SPATTERDASHES, coverings for the legs to protect them from mud.  
   SPEER, ask.  
   SPLICE THE MAIN BRACE, have an extra allowance of spirits.  
   SPLORE, a frolic, quarrel.  
   SPRATTLE, struggle, scramble.  
   SPRING, a merry tune.  
   SPRUSH, spruce.  
   SPULE-BLADE, shoulder blade.  
   SPUNK, courage, fire: SPUNKS, matches.  
   STEND, take long steps.  
   STEWARTRY, territory in Scotland administered by a steward.  
   STIBBLER, a divinity student, a probationer.  
   STILTS, plough-handles.  
   STUNKARD, sullen, obstinate.  
   SUA QUEMQUE TRAHIT VOLUPTAS, his own peculiar pleasure allures  
       each.  
   SURTOUT, a tight-fitting, broad-skirted outer coat.  
   SWIPES, small beer.  

   TAES, toes.  
   TALIS QUALIS, of some kind.  
   TAM MARTE QUAM MERCURIO, as much devoted to Mars as to Mercury (as  
       much a soldier as a pleader).  
   TASS, a glass.  
   TAU, the Greek: T.  
   TERRA FIRMA, firm earth.  
   TESTE ME PER TOTUM NOCTEM VIGILANTE, I am witness as I was awake  
       all night.  
   TETE-A-TETE, a private conversation.  
   THAIRM, catgut.  
   THEMIS, the goddess of law and justice.  
   THIRLAGE, mortgaging of property.  
   THREAP, aver.  
   THUMBIKINS, thumbscrews, instruments of torture.  
   TIMOTHEUS, a famous musician.  
   TIPPENY, twopenny ale.  
   TIRTEAFUERA, a character in DON QUIXOTE, the doctor in Sancho  
       Panza’s island government.  
   TITHER, the other.  
   TOD, a bush, a fox.  
   TOOM, empty.  
   TOUR OUT, to look about.  
   TOY, a linen cap; a head-dress hanging down over the shoulders.  
   TRANCES, passages.  
   TUPTOWING, beating, from the Greek verb ‘tupto,’ to strike.  
   TWALPENNY, one penny sterling.  
   TWASOME, a pair or couple.  
   TYNE, loss or forfeit.  
   TYRO, TYRONES, beginner, beginners; novice.  

   UNCO, very, uncommon, strange.  
   URGANDA, an enchantress in the romance of AMADIS OF GAUL.  
   USQUEBAUGH, whisky.  

   VADE RETRO, get thee behind me.  
   VALE, SIS MEMOR MEI, farewell, be mindful of me.  
   VARIUM ET MUTABILE SEMPER FEMINA, woman is always variable and  
       changeful.  
   VERBUM SACERDOTIS, the word of a priest.  
   VIA FACTI, by personal force.  
   VINCERE VINCENTEM, to conquer the conquering.  
   VINCO VINCENTEM, ERGO VINCO TE, I conquer the conquering,  
       therefore I conquer you.  
   VIOLER, a player on a viol.  
   VIR SAPIENTIA ET PIETATE GRAVIS, a man of much wisdom and piety.  
   VIS ANIMI, strength of soul.  
   VITIOUS, vicious, unruly.  
   VOET, Jan Voet, author of a book on the PANDECTS.  

   W.S., writer to the signet, a lawyer.  
   WALING, choosing.  
   WAME, stomach.  
   WANCHANCY, unlucky, dangerous.  
   WARE, spend.  
   WARK, work, trouble.  
   WAUR, worse.  
   WEARS, weirs, dams.  
   WEIGH-BANKS, scales.  
   WHIN, gorse.  
   WHITTLE, a small clasp-knife.  
   WITHERSHINS, backwards in their courses, in the contrary way.  
   WUD, mad.  
   WYND, yard, alley.  

   YAULD, active.  
   YELLOCH, yell.  
   YETTS, gates.  
   YILL, ale.










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