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[i]
THE
ROMANCE OF MATHEMATICS.

[iii]
THE
Romance of Mathematics:

BEING
THE ORIGINAL RESEARCHES
OF
A Lady Professor of Girtham College
IN

Polemical Science, with some Account of the Social
Properties of a Conic; Equations to Brain
Waves; Social Forces; and the Laws
of Political Motion.

BY
P. HAMPSON, M.A.
ORIEL COLLEGE, OXFORD.

LONDON:
ELLIOT STOCK, 62, PATERNOSTER ROW.
1886.

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INTRODUCTION.

The lectures, essays, and other matter contained in these pages have been discovered recently in a well-worn desk which was formerly the property of a Lady Professor of Girtham College; and as they contain some original thoughts and investigations, they have been considered worthy of publication.

The lectures, essays, and other materials found on these pages were recently uncovered in a well-used desk that used to belong to a Lady Professor of Girtham College; and since they include some original ideas and research, they have been deemed worthy of publication.

How they came into the possession of the present writer it is not his intention to disclose; but inasmuch as they seemed to his unscientific mind to contain some important discoveries which might be useful to the world, he determined to investigate thoroughly the contents of the mysterious desk, and make the public acquainted with its profound treasures. He found some documents which did not refer exactly to the subject of ‘Polemical Mathematics;’ but knowing the truth of the Hindoo [vi] proverb, ‘The words of the wise are precious, and never to be disregarded,’ and feeling sure that this Lady Professor of Girtham College was entitled to that appellation, he ventured to include them in this volume, and felt confident that in so doing he would be carrying out the intention of the Authoress, had she expressed any wishes on the subject. In fact, as he valued the interests of the State and his own peace of mind, he dared not withhold any particle of that which he conceived would confer a lasting benefit on mankind.

How the current writer came to possess these items, he won’t disclose; however, since they seemed to contain significant discoveries that could be beneficial to the world, he decided to thoroughly investigate the contents of the mysterious desk and share its profound treasures with the public. He found some documents that didn’t directly relate to the topic of ‘Polemical Mathematics,’ but recalling the truth of the Hindu proverb, ‘The words of the wise are precious and should never be ignored,’ and being confident that this Lady Professor from Girtham College merited that title, he chose to include them in this volume. He felt certain that by doing so, he would be fulfilling the intent of the Authoress if she had expressed any wishes about the matter. In fact, valuing the interests of the State and his own peace of mind, he couldn’t bring himself to withhold anything that he believed would provide a lasting benefit to humanity.

Internal evidence seems to show that the earlier portion of the MS. was written during the period when the authoress was still in statu pupillari; but her learning was soon recognised by the Collegiate Authorities, and she was speedily elected to a Professorship. Her lectures were principally devoted to the abstruse subject of Scientific Politics, and are worthy of the attention of all those whose high duty it is to regulate the affairs of the State.

Internal evidence indicates that the earlier part of the manuscript was written while the author was still a student; however, her knowledge was quickly acknowledged by the College Authorities, and she was soon appointed to a Professorship. Her lectures mainly focused on the complex topic of Scientific Politics and deserve the attention of everyone whose important responsibility it is to manage the affairs of the State.

The Editor has been able to gather from [vii] the varied contents of the desk some details of the Author’s life, which increase the interest which her words excite; and he ventures to hope that the public will appreciate the wisdom which created such a profound impression upon those whose high privilege it was to hear the lectures for the first time in the Hall of Girtham College.

The Editor has managed to gather some details about the Author’s life from [vii]the various contents of the desk, which heighten the interest sparked by her words. He hopes that the public will recognize the insight that left such a deep impact on those fortunate enough to hear the lectures for the first time in the Hall of Girtham College.

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CONTENTS.


PAPERPAGE
I.Some Remarks on Female Education:
Cambridge Man’s Powers of Application.—Torturing Ingenuity of Examiners.—Slaying an Enemy.—‘Concentration.’—‘Tangential Action.’—‘Gravity’ 1
II.Lecture on the Theory of Brain Waves and the Transmigration and Potentiality of Mental Forces15
III.The Social Properties of a Conic Section, and the Theory of Polemical Mathematics:
‘Circle.’—‘Parabola.’—‘Ellipse.’ ‘Eccentricity of Curves’25
The text provided is incomplete. Please provide a complete piece of text for modernization.x]IV.The Social Properties of a Conic Section (continued):
‘Ellipse.’—Most favoured State.—Alarming Result of Suppression of House of Lords.—Analogies of Nature.—Directrix.—Contact of Curves and States.—‘Hyperbola.’—Problems.—Radical Axis and Patriotism.—Extension of Franchise to Women.—Communication39
V.Social Forces, with some Account of Polemical Kinematics:
The Use of Imagination in Scientific Discovery.—Kinetic and Potential Energy.—Social Statics and Dynamics.—Attractive Forces.—Cohesion.—Formation of States.—Inertia.—Dr. Tyndall on Social Forces71
VI.Social Forces (continued): Polemical Statics and Dynamics:
‘Personal Equation.’—Public Opinion, how calculated.—Impulsive Forces.—Friction.—Progress89
[xi]VII.Laws of Political Motion:
M. Auguste Comte on Political Science.—First Law of Motion.—The Biology of Politics.—Stages of Growth and Decay of States.—Doctrine of Nationality.—Doctrine of Independence.—Law of Morality.—Ignorance of Electors and Selfishness of Statesmen opposed to Action of Law.—Final ‘Reign of Law’101
VIII.The Principle of Polemical Cohesion:
Centralization.—Co-operation of States.—Marriage.—Trade Unions.—International Law115
Extracts from the Diary of the Lady Professor125
Conclusion129

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PAPER I.

SOME REMARKS OF A GIRTHAM GIRL ON FEMALE EDUCATION.

[This essay upon Female Education was evidently written when the future Professor of Girtham College was still in the lowlier condition of studentship, before she attained that eminence for which her talents so justly entitled her. Its unfinished condition tends to show that it was probably evolved during moments of relaxation from severer studies, without any idea of subsequent publication.]

[This essay on Female Education was clearly written when the future Professor of Girtham College was still a student, before she reached the distinguished position her talents rightly deserved. Its incomplete nature suggests that it was likely created during breaks from more intense studies, without any intention of being published later.]

Oh, why should I be doomed to the degradation of bearing such a foolish appellation! A Girtham Girl! I suppose we have to thank that fiend of invention who is responsible for most of the titular foibles and follies of mankind—artful Alliteration. The two G’s, people imagine, run so well together; and it is wonderful that they do not append some other delectable title, such as ‘The Gushing Girl of Girtham,’ or ‘The Glaring Girl of Glittering [2] Girtham.’ O Alliteration! Alliteration! what crimes have been wrought in thy name! Little dost thou think of the mischief thou hast done, flooding the world with meaningless titles and absurd phrases. How canst thou talk of ‘Lyrics of Loneliness,’ ‘Soliloquies of Song,’ ‘Pearls of the Peerage’? Why dost thou stay thine hand? We long for thee to enrich the world with ‘Dreams of a Dotard,’ the ‘Dog Doctor’s Daughters,’ and other kindred works. Exercise thine art on these works of transcendent merit, but cease to style thy humble, but rebellious, servant a Girtham Girl!

Oh, why must I be stuck with such a ridiculous title? A Girtham Girl! I guess we have to thank that inventor of nonsense who causes most of the silly names and trends in the world—clever Alliteration. People think the two G’s sound great together; it's surprising they haven't added some other catchy title, like ‘The Gushing Girl of Girtham’ or ‘The Glaring Girl of Glittering [2I'm ready for the text. Please provide it.Girtham.’ Oh Alliteration! Alliteration! what havoc you've caused! You have no idea of the chaos you've unleashed, filling the world with pointless titles and ridiculous phrases. How can you speak of ‘Lyrics of Loneliness,’ ‘Soliloquies of Song,’ ‘Pearls of the Peerage’? Why do you hold back? We long for you to bless the world with ‘Dreams of a Dotard,’ the ‘Dog Doctor’s Daughters,’ and other similar works. Put your talent to these pieces of genuine worth, but please stop calling your humble, yet defiant, servant a Girtham Girl!

But what’s in a name? Let the world’s tongue wag. I am a student, a hard-working, book-devouring, never-wearied student, who burns her midnight oil, and drinks the strong bohea, to keep her awake during the long hours of toil, like any Oxford or Cambridge undergraduate. I often wonder whether these mighty warriors in the lists—the class lists, I mean—really work half so hard as we poor unfortunate ‘Girls of Girtham.’ Now that I am writing in strict [3] confidence, so that not even the walls can hear the scratchings of my pen, or understand the meaning of all this scribbling, I beg to state that I have my serious doubts upon the subject; and when last I attended a soirée of the Anthropological Society, sounds issued forth from the windows of the snug college rooms, which could not be taken as evidences of profound and undisturbed study.

But what’s in a name? Let people talk. I’m a student, a hard-working, book-loving, tireless student, who burns the midnight oil and drinks strong tea to stay awake during long hours of studying, just like any Oxford or Cambridge undergrad. I often wonder if those big shots in the class lists really work as hard as us poor unfortunate 'Girls of Girtham.' Now that I’m writing in strict [3I'm sorry, but it seems you haven't provided a specific phrase to modernize. Please provide a short piece of text for me to work on.confidence, so that not even the walls can hear the sound of my pen, or grasp the meaning of all this scribbling, I must say I have serious doubts on the matter; and when I last went to a soirée of the Anthropological Society, the noises coming from the windows of those cozy college rooms were not exactly signs of deep and focused study.

Sometimes I glance at the examination papers set for these hard-working students, in order that they may attain the glorious degree of B.A., and astonish their sisters, cousins, and aunts by the display of these magic letters and all-resplendent hood. And again I say in strict confidence that if this same glorious hood does not adorn the back of each individual son of Alma Mater, he ought to be ashamed of himself, and not to fail to assume a certain less dignified, but expressive, three-lettered qualification. But before those Tripos Papers I bow my head in humble adoration. They sometimes take my breath away even to read the terrible excruciating [4] things, which seem to turn one’s brain round and round, and contort the muscles of one’s face, and stop the pulsation of one’s heart, when one tries to grasp the horrid things.

Sometimes I look at the exam papers created for these hardworking students so they can earn the impressive B.A. degree and impress their sisters, cousins, and aunts with those magical letters and the amazing hood. Honestly, I think that if this same impressive hood doesn't sit on the back of every graduate from Alma Mater, then that person should be embarrassed and should definitely consider a less dignified but still telling three-letter label. But I bow my head in humble admiration before those Tripos Papers. Just reading those intense, painful [4It seems like there was no specific phrase provided for me to modernize. Please give me a short phrase, and I'll assist you with it! things can take my breath away, making my brain spin and my face contort, and stopping my heart as I try to figure out those awful questions.

Here is a fair example of the ingenuity of the hard-hearted examiners, who resemble the inquisitors presiding over the tortures of the rack, and giving the hateful machine just one turn more by way of bestowing a parting benediction on their miserable victims:

Here is a perfect example of the cleverness of the ruthless examiners, who are like the inquisitors overseeing the torture of the rack, giving the awful machine just one more turn as a final cruel gesture towards their suffering victims:

‘A uniform rod’ (it is a marvellous act of mercy that the examiner invented it uniform; it is strange that its thickness did not vary in some complicated manner, and become a veritable birch-rod!) ‘of length 2c, rests in stable equilibrium’ (stable! another act of leniency!), ‘with its lower end at the vertex of a cycloid whose plane is vertical’ (why not incline it at an angle of 30°?) ‘and vertex downwards, and passes through a small, smooth, fixed ring situated in the axis at a distance b from the vertex. Show that if the equilibrium be slightly disturbed, the rod will [5] perform small oscillations with its lower end on the arc of the cycloid in the time

‘A uniform rod’ (it's amazing that the examiner came up with the term uniform; it's odd that its thickness didn't change in some complicated way and turn it into a real birch rod!) ‘of length 2c is in stable equilibrium’ (stable! another generous choice!), ‘with its lower end at the vertex of a cycloid whose plane is vertical’ (why not tilt it at a 30° angle?) ‘and vertex downwards, and passes through a small, smooth, fixed ring located on the axis at a distance b from the vertex. Show that if the equilibrium is slightly disturbed, the rod will ]5It seems there might have been a mistake or oversight in your request, as there is no text provided for me to modernize. Please provide the text, and I'll be happy to assist!perform small oscillations with its lower end on the arc of the cycloid in the time

a{c² + 3(b - c)²},
3g(b² - 4ac)

where 2a is the length of the axis of the cycloid.’

where 2a is the length of the axis of the cycloid.’

A sweet pretty problem, truly! And there are hundreds of the same kind—birch-rods for every back! How the examiner must have rejoiced when he invented this diabolical rod, with its equilibrium, its oscillations, its cycloid, and other tormenting accessories. And yet, I suppose, before my days of studentship are over, I shall be called upon to attack some such impregnable fortresses of mathematics, when I hope to be declared equal to some twentieth wrangler, if I escape the misfortune of sharing a portion of the ‘wooden spoon.’

What a sweet and pretty problem, really! And there are tons of the same type—birch rods for every back! I can only imagine how happy the examiner must have been when they created this devilish rod, with its balance, its swings, its cycloid, and other tormenting features. Still, I guess before my time as a student is over, I'll have to tackle some of these impenetrable fortresses of math, and I hope to prove myself worthy, like some top contender, if I can avoid the misfortune of earning a bit of the ‘wooden spoon.’

Ah, you male sycophants! You would prevent us from competing with you; you would separate yourselves on your island of knowledge, and sink the punt which would bear us over to your privileged shore. Of all the twaddle—forgive me, male sycophants!—that the world has ever [6] heard, I think the greatest is that which you have talked about female education. And the best of it is, you are so anxious about our welfare; you are so afraid that we should injure our health by overmuch mental exertion; you profess to think that our brains are not calculated to stand the strain of continued mental exercise; you think that competition is not good for the female mind; that we are too competitive by nature—too ambitious! Yes, we are so ambitious that we would enter the lists with those who are asked in Public Examinations to find the simple interest on £1,000 for 5 years at 6¼ per cent.; so ambitious that we would compete with those who are requested to disclose the first aorist middle of τυπτω. Oh, think of the mental strain involved in such questions! How it must ruin your health to find out how many times a wheel of radius 6 feet will turn round between York and London, a distance of 200 miles! It is quite wonderful how your brains, my dear male sycophants, can stand such fearful demands upon your intelligence and industry!

Ah, you male sycophants! You want to keep us from competing with you; you want to isolate yourselves on your island of knowledge, and sink the boat that would take us over to your privileged shore. Of all the nonsense—forgive me, male sycophants!—that the world has ever heard, I think the worst is what you've said about female education. And the funniest part is, you're so concerned about our well-being; you're so worried that we might hurt our health by thinking too much; you claim to believe that our brains can’t handle the pressure of continued mental effort; you think competition isn't good for the female mind, that we are naturally too competitive—too ambitious! Yes, we are so ambitious that we would join the ranks of those who are asked in public exams to calculate the simple interest on £1,000 for 5 years at 6¼ percent; so ambitious that we would compete with those who need to identify the first aorist middle of τυπτω. Oh, think of the mental strain involved in such questions! How it must be exhausting for you to figure out how many times a wheel with a radius of 6 feet will turn between York and London, a distance of 200 miles! It's amazing how your brains, my dear male sycophants, can handle such intense demands on your intelligence and hard work!

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But you are so kind to us, so afraid of our health! Really, we are much obliged to you. If you married one of us, or became our guardian, or left us a legacy, we should then recognise your interest in us, and be very grateful to you for your good advice. But as matters stand, we are quite capable of taking care of ourselves. We will promise not to work too hard, if you will promise not to weary us with your paternal jurisdiction.

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But you are so kind to us, so concerned about our health! Honestly, we really appreciate it. If you married one of us, or became our guardian, or left us an inheritance, we would recognize your interest in us and be very thankful for your advice. But as things are now, we can take care of ourselves just fine. We promise not to overwork if you promise not to overwhelm us with your fatherly control.

But, male sycophants, I want a word with you. Why do you object to our taking degrees, or going in for examinations in order to qualify ourselves for our duties in life? You need not speak out loud if you would rather not. Are you not just a little afraid that we might eclipse you? And it is not pleasant to be beaten by a woman, is it? And then you profess to think that we ought to be all housewives and cooks, and knitters of stockings, and sewers-on of our husbands’ buttons; but what if we have no husbands, no buttons to sew? And is it not a little selfish, my dear male sycophant, to wish [8] to keep us all to yourself? to attend upon the wants of the lords of creation, who often distinguish themselves so much in the domain of science?

But, male sycophants, I want to talk to you for a moment. Why do you object to us getting degrees or taking exams to prepare ourselves for our responsibilities in life? You don’t have to say anything out loud if you don’t want to. Are you just a bit afraid that we might outshine you? And it’s not exactly pleasant to be outperformed by a woman, is it? Then you claim that we should all just be housewives, cooks, knitters, and seamstresses for our husbands; but what if we don’t have husbands, or any buttons to sew? And isn’t it a little selfish, dear male sycophant, to want to keep us all to yourself? To cater to the needs of the so-called lords of creation, who often don’t really set themselves apart in the field of science?

Now, look me straight in the face (no shirking, sir!). Is it not jealousy—green-eyed, false-tongued jealousy—which saps your generous instincts, and makes you talk rubbish and nonsense about strains, and brains, and ambition, and the like? And if that is not hypocritical, I do not know what is.

Now, look me in the eye (no backing down, sir!). Isn't it jealousy—green-eyed, deceitful jealousy—that drains your generous instincts and makes you spout nonsense about talent, intellect, ambition, and so on? And if that's not hypocritical, I don't know what is.

Well, good-day to you, male sycophant! I really have not time to indulge myself in scolding you any more. You are a good creature, no doubt; and when you have shown us what you can do, and can estimate the capacity of the female brain, and take a common-sense view of things, we will recognise your privilege to speak; and when I am the presiding genius of Girtham College, I will grant you the use of our hall for the purpose of lecturing to us on ‘Women’s Rights,’ or, as you may prefer to entitle your discourse, ‘Men’s Wrongs.’

Well, good day to you, male yes-man! I really don't have time to waste on scolding you any further. You’re a decent person, no doubt; and once you’ve shown us what you can do, understood the capacity of the female brain, and taken a practical view of things, we will recognize your right to speak. When I’m the head of Girtham College, I’ll let you use our hall to lecture us on ‘Women’s Rights,’ or, as you might prefer to call your talk, ‘Men’s Wrongs.’

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Oh, this is shameful! I really am very sorry. Here have I been wasting a good half-hour in dreaming, and slaying an imaginary enemy with envenomed words and frequent dabs of ink. If I cannot concentrate my mind more on these mathematical researches, I fear a dreadful ‘plough’ will harrow my feelings at the end of my sojourn in these halls of learning.

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Oh, this is embarrassing! I’m really sorry. I've spent a good half-hour daydreaming and battling a made-up enemy with sharp words and lots of ink. If I can’t focus more on these math studies, I’m afraid a terrible “failure” will crush my spirits by the end of my time in this place of learning.

Concentration! How many of our words and ideas and thoughts are derived from that primal fount of all arts and sciences—mathematics! Here is one which owes its origin to the mathematically trained mind of some early philological professor, who had learnt to apply his scientific knowledge to the enrichment of his native tongue. He quoted to himself the words of the Roman poet:

Concentration! How many of our words, ideas, and thoughts come from that fundamental source of all arts and sciences—mathematics! Here’s one that originated from the mathematically educated mind of some early language professor, who learned to use his scientific knowledge to enhance his native language. He quoted to himself the words of the Roman poet:

‘Ego cur, acquirere pauca
Si possum, invideor, cum lingua Catonis et Ennî
Sermonem patrium ditaverit, et nova rerum
Nomina protulerit? Licuit, semperque licebit.’

His mind conceived endless figures of circles and ellipses scattered promiscuously over the page, defying the attempts of the [10] student to reduce them to order. What must he do before he can apply his formulæ and equations, determine their areas, or describe their eccentric motion? He must reduce them to a common centre, and then he can proceed to calculate the abstruse problems in connection with the figures described. They may be the complex motions of double-star orbits, or the results of the impact of various projectiles on the tranquil surface of a pool. It matters not—the principle is the same; he must concentrate, and reduce to a common centre.

His mind filled with endless shapes of circles and ellipses scattered randomly across the page, resisting the student’s attempts to organize them. What does he need to do before he can use his formulas and equations, figure out their areas, or describe their unusual movements? He needs to bring them to a common center, and then he can begin solving the complex problems associated with the shapes. They might be the intricate movements of double-star orbits or the effects of different projectiles hitting the calm surface of a pond. It doesn't matter—the principle is the same; he has to focus and bring everything to a common center.

This is the great defect of those who have no accurate mathematical knowledge; they cannot concentrate their minds with the same degree of intensity upon the work which lies before them. Their thoughts fly off at a tangent, as mine do very often; but then I have not been classed yet in the Tripos; and, O male poetical sycophant, you may be right after all when you say:

This is the major flaw of those who lack precise mathematical knowledge; they struggle to focus their minds with the same intensity on the tasks in front of them. Their thoughts drift away, just like mine often do; but then I haven’t been categorized yet in the Tripos; and, O male poetic flatterer, you might actually be right when you say:

‘O woman! in our hours of ease
Uncertain, coy and hard to please,
As variable as the noon-day shade.’

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Yes, as variable as the most variable quantities x, y, z. I, a student of Girtham College, blush to own that my thoughts very often fly off at a tangent.

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Yes, as unpredictable as the most unpredictable variables x, y, z. I, a student at Girtham College, am embarrassed to admit that my thoughts often stray in unexpected directions.

‘Fly off at a tangent!’ All hail to thee, most noble mathematical phrase! Here is another fine mathematical expression, plainly exemplifying the action of centrifugal force. The faster the wheel turns, the greater is the velocity of the discarded particles which fly off along the line, perpendicular to the radius of the circle. The world travels very fast now; the increased velocity of the transit of earthly bodies, the rate at which they live, the multiplicity of engagements, etc., have made the social world revolve so fast that the speed would have startled the torpid life of the last century. And what is the result? Men’s thoughts fly off at a tangent; they are unable to concentrate their minds on any given subject; they are content with hasty generalisms, with short magazine articles on important subjects, which really require large volumes and patient study to elucidate them fully.

‘Go off on a tangent!’ All praise to you, most noble mathematical phrase! Here’s another great mathematical term, clearly demonstrating the action of centrifugal force. The faster the wheel spins, the greater the speed of the particles that are flung away along the line, perpendicular to the radius of the circle. The world moves really fast now; the increased speed of how things happen on Earth, the pace at which people live, the many commitments, etc., have made society spin so quickly that it would have shocked the slow-paced life of the last century. And what’s the result? People’s thoughts go off on tangents; they can’t focus their minds on any single topic; they are satisfied with quick generalizations, with short magazine articles on important issues, which really need extensive books and careful study to explain them fully.

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What we want to do is to increase the attractive force, in order to prevent this tangential motion—to increase the force of gravity.

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What we want to do is boost the attractive force to stop this sideways motion—to enhance the force of gravity.

‘Well,’ says the young lady who loves to revel in the ‘Ghastly Secret of the Moated Dungeon,’ or the ‘Mysteries of Footlight Fancy,’ ‘you are grave enough. Pray don’t increase your gravity!’

‘Well,’ says the young woman who loves to indulge in the ‘Ghastly Secret of the Moated Dungeon,’ or the ‘Mysteries of Footlight Fancy,’ ‘you are serious enough. Please don’t make yourself any more serious!’

Thank you, gentle critic. I will, in turn, ask you one favour. Leave for once the ‘Mysteries of Footlight Fancy;’ seek to know no more ‘ghastly secrets,’ and increase your gravity—your mental weight; and hence your attraction in the eyes of all who are worth attracting will be marvellously increased, by understanding a little about Newton’s law of universal gravitation, and don’t fly off at a tangent.

Thank you, kind critic. I’d like to ask you one favor in return. For once, skip the ‘Mysteries of Footlight Fancy’; don’t seek to uncover any more ‘ghastly secrets,’ and enhance your seriousness—your mental depth; as a result, your appeal in the eyes of those who matter will be significantly increased by understanding a bit about Newton’s law of universal gravitation, and don’t veer off-topic.


At the end of this portion of the MS. the editor of these papers discovered a photograph which, from subsequent inquiry, proved to be that of the accomplished authoress of the above reflections. [13] The face is one of considerable beauty, with eyes as clear, steadfast, and open as the day. There is a degree of firmness about the mouth, but it is a sweet and pretty one notwithstanding; and a smile, half scornful, half playful, can be detected lurking about the corners of the lips, which do not seem altogether fitted for pronouncing hard mathematical terms and abstruse scientific problems. This photograph might have been the identical one which nearly brought an enamoured youth into grave difficulties by its secretion in the folds of his blotting-paper during examination. The said enamoured youth had evidently placed it there for the sake of its inspiring qualities; and it was said that all his hopes of gaining the hand of the fair original depended upon his passing that same examination. But the wakeful eye of a stern examiner had watched him as he turned again and again to consult the sweet face which beamed from beneath his blotting-paper; and he narrowly escaped expulsion from the Senate-house on the charge of [14] ‘cribbing.’ Certainly he took a mean advantage of his fellow-sufferers, if this were the identical photograph, for it portrays a most inspiring face. Forgive us, lenient reader; one moment! There—thank you—we have done. And now we will proceed to disclose the researches and original problems which the MS. contains.

At the end of this part of the manuscript, the editor of these papers found a photograph that, after some investigation, turned out to be that of the talented author of the reflections above. [13Please provide the short piece of text for modernization.The face is quite beautiful, with eyes that are clear, steady, and open like the day. There’s a firmness to the mouth, but it’s still sweet and pretty; a smile, half sarcastic and half playful, can be seen at the corners of the lips, which don’t seem quite suited for stating complex mathematical terms and obscure scientific problems. This photograph might have been the exact one that nearly got a lovesick young man into serious trouble by hiding it in the folds of his blotting paper during an exam. That young man had clearly placed it there for inspiration, and it was said that all his hopes of winning the heart of the lovely original depended on him passing that very exam. But the watchful eye of a strict examiner had seen him repeatedly glance at the charming face peeking out from under his blotting paper; he narrowly avoided being expelled from the Senate-house for the accusation of [14I'm sorry, but it seems there was a misunderstanding. Please provide the short piece of text you would like me to modernize.‘cheating.’ He certainly took a mean advantage over his fellow students if this was indeed the same photograph because it shows a truly inspiring face. Forgive us, kind reader; just a moment! There—thank you—we’re done. Now let’s move on to reveal the research and original problems contained in the manuscript.

Evidently the collegiate authorities were not slow in recognising the talents of the assiduous student, and elected her without much delay to a Professorship of Girtham. In this capacity the learned lady delivered several lectures, of which the second MS. contains the first of the series.

Clearly, the college officials quickly recognized the talents of the hardworking student and promptly appointed her to a Professorship at Girtham. In this role, the knowledgeable woman delivered several lectures, of which the second manuscript contains the first of the series.

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PAPER II.

LECTURE ON THE THEORY OF BRAIN WAVES AND THE TRANSMIGRATION AND POTENTIALITY OF MENTAL FORCES.

Professors and Students of the University of Girtham, my Lords, Ladies, and Gentlemen,—I have the honour to bring before you this evening some original conceptions and discoveries which have been formulated by me during my researches in the boundless field of mathematical knowledge; and though you may be inclined at first to pronounce them as somewhat hastily conceived hypotheses, I hope to be able to demonstrate the actual truth of the propositions which I shall now endeavour to enunciate. It is with some feelings of diffidence that I stand before so august an assembly as the present; and if I were not actually [16] convinced of the accuracy of my calculations, I should never have presumed to appear before you in the character of a lecturer. But ‘Magna est veritas, et prævalebit.’ I cast aside maiden timidity; I clothe myself in the professorial robe which you have bestowed upon me, and sacrifice my own feelings on the altar of Truth.

Professors and Students of the University of Girtham, my Lords, Ladies, and Gentlemen,—I’m honored to present to you this evening some original ideas and discoveries I’ve developed during my research in the vast field of mathematical knowledge; and while you might be tempted to think of them as quickly made theories at first, I hope to show you the real truth of the claims I’m about to make. I feel a bit nervous standing in front of such a distinguished group as this; and if I weren’t truly [16] certain of the correctness of my calculations, I would never have dared to stand before you as a lecturer. But ‘Magna est veritas, et prævalebit.’ I set aside my shyness; I put on the professorial robe that you’ve given me, and I put my own feelings aside for the sake of Truth.

I have been engaged, as you are doubtless aware, for some years in the pursuit of mathematical research, exploring the mines of science, which have of late been worked very persistently, but often, like the black diamond mines, at a loss. Concurrently with these researches, I have speculated on the great social problems which perplex the minds of men, both individually and collectively. And I have come to the conclusion that the same laws hold good in both spheres of work; that methods of mathematical procedure are applicable to the grand social problems of the day and to the regulation of the mutual relations which exist between man and man. Take, for example, the Force of public opinion. Of [17] what is it composed? It is the Resultant of all the forces which act upon that which is generally designated the ‘Social System.’ Public opinion is a compromise between the many elements which make up human society; and compromise is a purely mechanical affair, based on the principle of the Parallelogram of Forces. Sometimes disturbing forces exert their influence upon the action of Public Opinion, causing the system to swerve from its original course, and precipitating society into a course of conduct inconsistent with its former behaviour; and it is the duty of the Governing Body to eliminate as far as possible such disturbing forces, in order that society may pursue the even tenor of its way.

I have been involved, as you probably know, for several years in mathematical research, delving into the areas of science that have recently been rigorously explored, but often, like the black diamond mines, at a loss. Alongside this research, I've thought about the big social issues that confuse people's minds, both individually and as a group. I've concluded that the same principles apply in both fields; that mathematical methods can be used to tackle today's major social problems and to regulate the interactions between people. For example, consider the power of public opinion. What is it made up of? It is the result of all the forces acting on what is generally referred to as the ‘Social System.’ Public opinion is a compromise between the many elements that make up human society; and compromise is purely a mechanical process, based on the principle of the Parallelogram of Forces. Sometimes disruptive forces influence public opinion, causing it to deviate from its original path and pushing society into behaviors that are inconsistent with its past actions; and it is the responsibility of the Governing Body to eliminate these disruptive forces as much as possible so that society can maintain a steady course.

Professors, we have one great problem to solve; and all questions social, political, scientific, or otherwise, are only fragments of that great problem. All truths are but different aspects of different applications of one and the same truth; and although they may appear opposed, they are not really so; and resemble [18] lines which run in various directions, but lovingly meet in one centre.

Professors, we have one major issue to tackle, and all the social, political, scientific, or other questions are just pieces of that big issue. All truths are simply different perspectives on different applications of the same truth; and even though they might seem contradictory, they’re actually not. They resemble The text is empty.18]lines that go in various directions but ultimately meet at one point.

Now, let us take for our consideration the secret influence which men exert upon each other, apart from that produced by the power of speech (although that would come under the same general law). As mathematicians, you are aware that the undulatory theory of light and heat and sound are now accepted by scientific men as the only sure basis of accurate calculation. We know that the rays of light travel in waves, and the equation representing the waves is

Now, let's consider the hidden influence that people have on one another, aside from the impact of spoken words (though that would fall under the same general principle). As mathematicians, you're aware that the wave theory of light, heat, and sound is currently accepted by scientists as the only reliable foundation for precise calculations. We understand that light travels in waves, and the equation that represents these waves is

y = a sin (vt - r),
rλ

where y is the disturbance of the ether, a the initial amplitude, r the distance from the starting-point, λ the wave-length, and v the velocity of light. Sound and heat likewise have much the same form of equation. Now, I maintain that the waves of thought are governed by the same laws, and can be determined by an equation of the same form. You are [19] aware that in all these equations a certain quantity denoted by λ appears, and varies for the different media through which the sound, or light, or heat passes, and which must be determined by experiment Now, in my equation for brain waves, the same quantity λ appears which must be determined by the same method—by experiment. But how is this to be done? After mature deliberation and much careful thought, I have discovered the method for finding λ. This method is mesmerism. We find the ratio of brain to brain—the relative strength which one bears to another; and then by an application of our formula we can actually determine the wave of thought, and read the minds of our fellow-creatures. An unbounded field for reflection and speculation is here suggested. Like all great discoveries, the elements of the problem have unconsciously been utilized by many who are unable to account for their method of procedure. For example, thought-readers, mesmerists, and the like, have unconsciously been working on this principle, [20] although lack of mathematical training has prevented them from fully mastering the details of the problem. Hence in popular minds a kind of mystery has hung about the actions of such people, and excited the curiosity of mankind.

where y is the disturbance of the ether, a is the initial amplitude, r is the distance from the starting point, λ is the wavelength, and v is the velocity of light. Sound and heat also follow a similar form of equation. Now, I argue that the waves of thought operate under the same laws and can be described by an equation of the same kind. You are Sorry, it seems there's no text provided after your brackets. Please provide the text you'd like me to modernize.19Please provide a short phrase for modernization.aware that in all these equations there is a certain quantity represented by λ, which varies depending on the different media through which sound, light, or heat travels, and this must be determined through experiments. Now, in my equation for brain waves, the same quantity λ appears, which must be found using the same approach—through experiment. But how do we achieve this? After careful consideration and thorough thought, I have discovered a method to find λ. This method is mesmerism. We can determine the ratio of brain to brain—the relative strength one has in comparison to another; and then, by applying our formula, we can actually identify the wave of thought and read the minds of our fellow beings. This opens a vast area for reflection and speculation. Like all significant discoveries, the elements of this problem have been unknowingly used by many who cannot explain their methods. For instance, thought-readers, mesmerists, and others have been unwittingly working on this principle, [20It seems you have not provided a specific phrase or text to modernize. Please share the text you'd like me to work on.although their lack of mathematical training has kept them from fully understanding the intricacies of the problem. As a result, there has been a certain mystery surrounding the actions of these individuals in the public eye, sparking the curiosity of many.

The development of this theory of brain waves may be of great practical utility to the world. It shows that great care ought to be exercised in the domain of thought, as well as that of speech. For example: A man has made a startling discovery, from which he expects to receive considerable worldly advantage. He would be careful not to disclose his discovery in speech to his acquaintances until his plans are sufficiently matured, lest they should impart it to the world, patent his device, and reap the reward. But while he is endeavouring to talk carelessly about it, the wave of thought may be travelling from brain to brain, suggesting the existence of the discovery; and if the conditions are favourable, and λ sufficiently small, it is possible that the idea itself may be conveyed. Of course the more [21] complicated the discovery, the less likely would the wave convey the conception. Or suppose that one of the learned professorial body of our sister university should conceive an attachment for a lady-student of Girtham College (of course a very improbable supposition!), and the infatuated savant became somewhat jealous of another learned lecturer of the same college (another improbability!), the fact of his jealousy would be imparted to the latter by a wave of thought, and might cause considerable confusion in the serene course of love or science. The fact of the existence of the wave is indisputable. What do all the stories of impressions and double-sight teach us? How could the intelligence of the death of Professor Steele have been conveyed to his friend and fellow-student, Professor Tait—the one at Cambridge, the other at Edinburgh—were it not for the existence of some wave, which, like that of electricity, wings its rapid flight unobserved by human eyes? Are all the records of the Psychical Society only myths and legends bred of [22] superstitious fancy? It were hard to suppose so.

The development of this theory of brain waves could be incredibly useful to the world. It highlights that we need to be very careful when it comes to our thoughts as well as our words. For instance: A man has made a surprising discovery that he hopes will bring him a significant benefit. He would be cautious not to share his discovery with others until his plans are fully developed, so they don’t leak it, patent it, and take the credit. But while he’s trying to talk casually about it, the thought wave might be traveling from one brain to another, hinting at the existence of the discovery; and if the conditions are right, and the wavelength is small enough, it’s possible that the idea itself might be communicated. Naturally, the more complicated the discovery, the less likely the wave will convey the concept. Or suppose one of the professors at our sister university develops a crush on a female student from Girtham College (which is, of course, quite unlikely!), and the lovesick scholar becomes jealous of another lecturer from the same college (also a rarity!). The fact that he feels jealous could be sent to the other professor through a thought wave, potentially causing significant disruption in the smooth flow of love or academic pursuit. The existence of the wave is undeniable. What do all the stories about telepathy and simultaneous impressions teach us? How could the news of Professor Steele's death be communicated to his friend and fellow student, Professor Tait—one at Cambridge and the other at Edinburgh—if there wasn’t some wave, flying quickly and unseen by human eyes, that carried this information? Are all the records of the Psychical Society just myths and stories created by superstitious beliefs? It’s hard to believe that they are.

But if, gentlemen, and ladies especially, you wish to keep your secret discoveries to yourselves, watch over your thoughts as well as your words; for my researches prove, and the universal experience of mankind corroborates the fact, that some portion of your inmost thoughts and secret desires are understood by your neighbours (especially when λ is small!); that they travel along the waves which I have attempted to indicate; and if you would desire to extend your influence in the world, probe the secret instincts of mankind, and prevent yourself from being deceived and wronged—study the art and science of Brain Waves.

But if you, gentlemen, and especially ladies, want to keep your secret discoveries to yourselves, be careful about your thoughts as well as your words. My research shows, and the overall experience of humanity supports the idea, that some part of your deepest thoughts and secret desires can be sensed by those around you (especially when λ is small!); they travel through the waves that I’ve tried to describe. If you want to expand your influence in the world, understand the hidden instincts of people, and avoid being misled or harmed—study the art and science of Brain Waves.


The following verses of rather doubtful merit were found in connection with the previous MS. They were evidently written by a different hand; but inasmuch as they were deemed worthy of preservation by [23] the learned owner of the sealed desk, we venture to publish them. They are closely connected with the previous lecture, and were evidently composed by an admirer of the fair lecturer who did not share her love for scientific research.

The following verses of questionable quality were found along with the previous manuscript. They were clearly written by someone else; however, since they were considered worthy of keeping by [23Please provide the text you would like me to modernize. the knowledgeable owner of the sealed desk, we take the chance to publish them. They are closely related to the previous lecture and were clearly written by someone who admired the attractive lecturer but didn't share her passion for scientific research.

Wavelet,1 wing thy airy flight;
Let thine amplitude be great;
Tell her all my thoughts to-night,
How I long to know my fate.

All the fields of Mathematics
I have roamed at her decree;
From Binomial and Quadratics,
To the strange hyperbole.2

I have soared through Differential,
Deeply drunk of Finite Boole;3
Though its breath is pestilential,
Reeking of the hateful School.

I have tried to shape a Conic,
Vainly read the Calculus;
But my feebleness is chronic,
Morbus Mathematicus.

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All my curves are cardioidal;
I confuse my x and ys,
Which they say is suicidal;
And my tutor vainly sighs.

Wavelet, tell her how I love her,
As she mounts her learned throne;
And that love I hope may cover
All the failings which I own.

Wavelet, cry to her for pity;
Bid her end this bitter woe;
I might do something ‘in the city,’
But never pass my Little-go.

1 We presume this is addressed to an imaginary brain wave.

1 We assume this is directed at a fictional brain wave.

2 We observe here the dash of an indignant pen, and a substituted for e. But now the rhyme is spoiled. Gentle Muse, thou art sacrificed by the stern hand of Mathematical Truth!

2 We see the angry stroke of a pen here, and an e has been replaced. But now the rhyme is ruined. Gentle Muse, you are sacrificed by the harsh grip of Mathematical Truth!

3 Query: Does the writer refer to the learned treatise on Finite Differences by Professor Boole?

3 Query: Is the writer talking about the detailed work on Finite Differences by Professor Boole?

[25]PAPER III.

LECTURE ON THE SOCIAL PROPERTIES OF A CONIC SECTION, AND THE THEORY OF POLEMICAL MATHEMATICS.

Most Learned Professors and Students of this University,—From the interest manifested in my first lecture, I conclude that my method of investigation has not proved altogether unsatisfactory to you, and I hope ere long to produce certain investigations which will probably startle you, and revolutionize the current thought of the age. The application of mathematics to the study of Social Science and Political Government has curiously enough escaped the attention of those who ought to be most conversant with these matters. I shall endeavour to prove in the present lecture that the relations between individuals and the Government are similar to those which [26] mathematical knowledge would lead us to postulate, and to explain on scientific principles the various convulsions which sometimes agitate the social and political world.

Esteemed Professors and Students of this University,—Based on the interest shown in my first lecture, I believe my approach has been somewhat satisfactory to you. I hope to share some investigations soon that will likely surprise you and change the way we think about certain issues. Interestingly, the application of mathematics to the study of Social Science and Political Government has been overlooked by those who should be most familiar with these topics. In this lecture, I will argue that the relationships between individuals and the Government are akin to those suggested by mathematical knowledge, and I will explain the various upheavals that occasionally disrupt the social and political realms using scientific principles.

Indeed, by this method we shall be able to prophesy the future of states and nations, having given certain functions and peculiarities appertaining to them, just as easily as we can foretell the exact day and hour of an eclipse of the moon or sun. In order to do this, we must first determine the social properties of a conic section.

Indeed, with this method, we will be able to predict the future of states and nations, having assigned specific functions and characteristics to them, just as easily as we can predict the exact day and hour of a lunar or solar eclipse. To achieve this, we first need to identify the social properties of a conic section.

For the benefit of the unlearned and ignorant, I will first state that a cone is a solid figure described by the revolution of a right-angled triangle about one of the sides containing the right angle, which remains fixed. The fixed side is called the axis of the cone. Conic sections are obtained by cutting the cone by planes. It may easily be proved that if the angle between the cutting plane and the axis be equal to the angle between the axis and the revolving side of the triangle which generates the cone, the section described [27] on the surface of the cone is a parabola; if the former angle be greater than the latter, the curve will be an ellipse; and if less, the section will be a hyperbola.

For those who may not know, a cone is a solid shape formed by spinning a right-angled triangle around one of its sides that has the right angle, which stays fixed. The fixed side is known as the axis of the cone. You can create conic sections by slicing through the cone with planes. It can be easily shown that if the angle between the slicing plane and the axis is equal to the angle between the axis and the side of the triangle that generates the cone, the shape formed on the cone’s surface is a parabola; if the first angle is greater than the second, the curve will be an ellipse; and if it’s less, the section will be a hyperbola. [27]

But the simplest conic section is, of course, a circle, which is formed by a plane at right angles to the axis of the cone; and the simplest circle is that formed by a plane passing through the apex of the cone. All this is simple mathematics; and let beginners consult more elementary treatises than this one to satisfy themselves on these points. But if they will assume these things to be true, they will know quite enough for our present purpose. The simplest conic section of all has been proved to be a point. Now, this represents the simplest and original form of society, a single family. ‘It is not good for man to be alone’ was the first observation made by the wise Creator upon the rational creature whom He had introduced into Paradise as its lord. Marriage is the rudiment of all social life, from which all others spring, out of which all others [28] are developed. Around the parents’ knees soon cluster a group of children, and in their relation to each other we discern the earliest forms of law and discipline—the bonds by which society is held together. When the children grow up, separate households are formed; and then the multiplication of families, the congregating of men together for purposes of security and mutual advantages in division of labour; and thus is gradually formed a state, which is only the development of the family—the king representing the parent, and ruling on the same principle.

But the simplest conic section is, of course, a circle, which is created by a plane that intersects the axis of the cone at a right angle; and the most basic circle is created by a plane that passes through the apex of the cone. This is all straightforward math, and beginners should look at more basic texts than this one to clarify these concepts. However, if they accept these ideas as true, they will know enough for our current discussion. The simplest conic section has been established as a point. This represents the most basic and original form of society, a single family. ‘It is not good for man to be alone’ was the first insight made by the wise Creator regarding the rational being He had placed in Paradise as its ruler. Marriage is the foundation of all social life, from which everything else arises and from which all others are developed. Soon, a group of children gathers around the parents’ knees, and in their interactions, we see the earliest forms of law and discipline—the bonds that hold society together. As the children grow up, separate households are created; then families multiply, and people come together for security and benefits from the division of labor; thus, a state gradually forms, which is simply the development of the family—the king representing the parent, ruling on the same principle.

Mathematically speaking, our plane no longer passes through the apex. The point represented the single family; but keeping the plane horizontal, we move it along the axis, the sections will become circles, which represent mathematically the next simplest form of society, where the centre is the seat of government, which is connected with each individual member of the social circle by equal radii. The social property of a circle is that of a monarchical government [29] in its purest and simplest form. The larger the circle becomes (i.e., the further you move the plane from the apex), the greater the distance between the individual and the monarch. Therefore, the more independent the monarchy becomes, and the less influence do individuals possess over the ruling power. Hence, we may infer that as years roll on, the government will become more despotic; but the stability of the country diminished, and probably some individual particle, when sufficiently withdrawn from the attraction of the central head, will begin to revolve on its own account, and spontaneously generate a government of its own. We may, therefore, conclude from mathematical reasoning that an unlimited monarchy, though advantageous for small states, is not a safe form of government for a large or populous country, inasmuch as the people do not derive much benefit from the sovereign; the mutual attraction, which ought to exist in a flourishing state between the ruler and the ruled, is weakened; and the isolation of the [30] monarch tends to make him still more despotic. As a practical example of the truth of the foregoing statement, I may mention the present condition of Russia, which shows that the result of an unlimited monarchy, in a large and unwieldy social circle, is such as we should have reasonably expected from mathematical investigations.

Mathematically speaking, our plane no longer goes through the top point. This point represented a single family; but if we keep the plane horizontal and move it along the axis, the sections will become circles, which mathematically represent the next simplest form of society, where the center is the seat of government, connected to each individual member of the social circle by equal radii. The social property of a circle is that of a monarchical government It seems there is no content provided for me to modernize. Please provide a short piece of text, and I'll be happy to assist!29Understood! Please provide the text you'd like me to modernize.in its purest and simplest form. As the circle gets larger (i.e., the further you move the plane from the top point), the greater the distance between the individual and the monarch. Therefore, the more independent the monarchy becomes, and the less influence individuals have over the ruling power. Thus, we can infer that over the years, the government will become more despotic; meanwhile, the stability of the country diminishes, and likely some individual element, when far enough away from the central authority, will start to function independently and spontaneously create its own government. Therefore, we can conclude from mathematical reasoning that unlimited monarchy, while beneficial for small states, is not a secure form of government for a large or populous country since the people gain little benefit from the sovereign; the mutual attraction that should exist in a thriving state between the ruler and the ruled weakens; and the isolation of the ]30]monarch tends to make him even more despotic. As a practical example of the truth of this statement, I can mention the current situation in Russia, which illustrates that the outcome of an unlimited monarchy in a large and unmanageable social circle aligns with what we would reasonably expect from mathematical analysis.

Invariably, under the circumstances which I have described, the country will become disorganized; the sovereign will cease to have any power over the people, and the country will become a chaos, without order, influence, or power.

Invariably, given the circumstances I’ve described, the country will become disorganized; the ruler will lose all power over the people, and the country will descend into chaos, lacking order, influence, or control.

When the centre of a conic section moves along the axis of the curve to infinity, banished by the mutual consent of the individual particles which compose the curve, or the nation, a figure is formed, called a parabola. This is the curve which the most erratic bodies in the universe describe in space, as they rush along at a speed inconceivable to human minds, and are supposed to produce all kinds of mischief and injury to the [31] worlds whose courses they wend their way among.

When the center of a conic section moves along the axis of the curve to infinity, pushed away by the agreement of the individual particles that make up the curve, or the nation, a shape is created, called a parabola. This is the curve that the most unpredictable bodies in the universe trace in space as they move at speeds unimaginable to humans, and are thought to cause all sorts of trouble and damage to the [31Please provide the short piece of text you would like me to modernize.worlds they pass through.

This curve, then, represents the position which the nation assumes when the constituted monarchy, the centre of the system, has been banished to infinity. A revolution has occurred; the monarch has been dethroned; and it is not hard to see that the same erratic course which the comet pursues in its flight, is observable with respect to the social system which is represented by a parabola. We observe with eager scrutiny the wanderings of these erratic comets. They appear suddenly with their vapoury tails; sometimes they shine upon us with their soft, silvery light, brilliant as another moon; sometimes they stand afar off in the distant skies, and deign not to approach our steady-going earth, which pursues its regular course day by day, and year by year. Then, after a few days’ coy inspection of our planet from different points of view, they fly to other remote parts of the universe, and do not condescend to show themselves again for a [32] hundred years or so. Such is the erratic conduct of a heavenly body whose course is regulated by a parabolic curve.

This curve represents the position that the nation takes when the established monarchy, the center of the system, has been banished to infinity. A revolution has happened; the monarch has been removed from power; and it’s easy to see that the same unpredictable path that a comet takes in its flight is also observed in the social system represented by a parabola. We watch closely the unpredictable movements of these erratic comets. They appear suddenly with their vaporous tails; sometimes they shine down on us with their soft, silvery light, as bright as another moon; other times they linger far away in the distance and don’t approach our steady earth, which follows its regular path day by day and year by year. Then, after a few days of shyly observing our planet from different angles, they dart off to other far corners of the universe, and won’t show themselves again for a [32Please provide the text you would like me to modernize.hundred years or so. Such is the unpredictable behavior of a celestial body whose path is shaped by a parabolic curve.

We may look for similar eccentric behaviour on the part of a community, nation, or state, whose centre is at infinity, whose constitution has been violently disturbed, and whose monarchy is situated in the far-off regions of unlimited space. The erratic course of Republican rule is proverbial. There is no stability, no regularity. To-day we may observe its brilliancy, which seems to laugh at and eclipse the sombre shining of more steady and enduring worlds; but ere to-morrow’s moon has risen, it may have vanished into the regions of eternal night, and we look for its bright shining light in the councils of the nations, but it has ceased to shed its rays, and we are disappointed. Sometimes it is asked, with fear and trembling: ‘What would be the effect if our earth were to come in contact with the tail of a comet? Should we be destroyed by the collision, and our ponderous world cease to be?’ But we are [33] assured that no such disastrous results would follow. We have already passed through the tails of many comets, but we have not discovered any inconvenient change in our ordinary mode of procedure. It is probable that the comet’s tail is composed of no solid substance.

We might look for similar strange behavior in a community, nation, or state whose center is far away, whose structure has been violently disrupted, and whose monarchy exists in the distant reaches of limitless space. The unpredictable nature of Republican governance is well-known. There’s no stability, no consistency. Today, we may witness its brilliance, which seems to mock and overshadow the dull glow of more stable and enduring worlds; but before tomorrow's moon rises, it might have vanished into eternal darkness, and as we search for its bright light in the councils of nations, it has stopped shining, leaving us disappointed. Sometimes, it’s asked, with apprehension: "What would happen if our Earth collided with the tail of a comet? Would we be destroyed in the impact, and would our massive world cease to exist?" But we are assured that no such catastrophic outcomes would occur. We have already passed through the tails of many comets without noticing any significant change in our everyday lives. It’s likely that the comet's tail is made of no solid material.

We may therefore infer by analogy that a Republican State would not offer any powerful resistance if it were to come into collision with a nation possessing a more settled form of government. A shower of meteoric stones, like passing fireworks, might take place; but beyond that nothing would occur to excite the fear, or arouse the energies of the more favoured nation. As an example of the weakness of a Republican State I may mention France. There we see an industrious race of people, endowed with many natural gifts and graces, a country rich and productive; and yet, owing to the unsettled nature of its government, all these natural advantages are neutralized; its course amongst the nations is erratic in the extreme, a spectacle of feeble [34] administration; and it would offer no more resistance to a colliding Power than the empty vacuum of a comet’s tail. This example will demonstrate to you the truth of our theory with regard to the instability of a social system which is geometrically represented by a parabolic curve.

We can therefore conclude by comparing that a Republican State would not put up much resistance if it collided with a nation that had a more established government. There might be a flurry of activity, like a display of fireworks, but beyond that, nothing would happen to cause fear or energize the more favored nation. As an illustration of the weakness of a Republican State, I can point to France. There we see a hardworking population, blessed with numerous natural talents and resources, in a country that is rich and productive; however, due to the unstable nature of its government, all these advantages are neutralized. Its place among nations is extremely erratic, a spectacle of weak administration; and it would resist a powerful force no more than the empty space of a comet’s tail. This example will show you the validity of our theory regarding the instability of a social system, which can be geometrically represented by a parabolic curve.

We will now turn from this picture of insecurity and unrest to another figure which possesses most advantageous social properties. I refer to the ellipse. An ellipse is a curve formed by the section of a cone by a plane surface inclined at an angle to the vertical axis of the cone, greater than the angle between the axis and the generating line.

We will now move away from this image of insecurity and unrest to another shape that has very favorable social characteristics. I'm talking about the ellipse. An ellipse is a curve created when a cone is cut by a flat surface that is tilted at an angle to the vertical axis of the cone, greater than the angle between the axis and the line that creates it.

Now, this is a curve which possesses most attractive properties. It is the curve which the earth and other planetary orbs describe around the centre of the solar system, as if nature intended that we should take this figure as a guide in choosing the most advantageous social system. It possesses a centre, C, in view of all the particles which compose the curve, and connected with them by close [35] ties. It has two foci, S and S', fixed points, by the aid of which we may trace the curve.

Now, this is a curve that has very appealing properties. It’s the path that the Earth and other planets take around the center of the solar system, almost as if nature meant for us to use this shape as a guide in selecting the most effective social system. It has a center, C, with respect to all the particles that make up the curve, and is linked to them by close Not enough context.35]connections. It has two foci, S and S', fixed points that help us trace the curve.

In the interpretation of this figure, the centre of the curve represents the throne of monarchy. There is no tendency here to revolutionize the State, to banish the ruling power, and institute a Republican form of government; but inasmuch as we saw the weakness of an absolute monarchy in large and populous States, as represented by the circle, the wisdom of an elliptical social system has ordained that there shall be two foci, or houses of representatives of the people, who shall assist in regulating the progress of the nation. Here we have a limited monarchy; the throne is supported by the representatives of the people; and the nearer these foci of the nation are to the centre (i.e., in mathematical language, the less the eccentricity of the curve), the more perfect the system becomes—the greater the happiness of the community.

In this figure, the center of the curve represents the monarchy's throne. There's no intention here to overthrow the government, eliminate the ruling power, or establish a republican system; however, since we have observed the flaws of an absolute monarchy in large and populous states, as shown by the circle, the wisdom of an elliptical social system has determined that there will be two focal points, or houses of representatives from the people, who will help manage the nation's progress. This is a limited monarchy; the throne is backed by the representatives of the people. The closer these focal points are to the center (i.e., in mathematical terms, the smaller the eccentricity of the curve), the more effective the system becomes—resulting in greater happiness for the community.

In cases where the eccentricity becomes very great, the beauty of the curve is [36] destroyed, and ultimately the ellipse is merged into one straight line. Most learned Professors, here we have a terrible warning of the awful result of too much eccentricity. Whether we regard the life of the nation or of the individual, let all bear in mind this alarming fact, that eccentricity of thought, habit, or behaviour may result, as in the case of this unfortunate ellipse, which once presented such fair and promising proportions to the student’s admiring gaze, in the ‘sinister effacement of a man,’ or the gradual absorption of a State into an uninteresting thing ‘which lies evenly between its extreme points.’

In situations where the eccentricity becomes extremely high, the beauty of the curve is [36Please provide the text you would like to have modernized.lost, and eventually, the ellipse becomes just a straight line. Dear Professors, this serves as a stark warning about the terrible consequences of too much eccentricity. Whether we consider the life of a nation or that of an individual, let everyone remember this concerning fact: eccentricity in thought, habit, or behavior may lead, much like this unfortunate ellipse that once showcased such lovely and promising shapes to the student’s admiring eyes, to the ‘sinister erasure of a person,’ or the slow merging of a State into an unexciting entity ‘that exists evenly between its extremes.’

The great examples of Bacon, of Milton, of Newton, of Locke, and of others, happen to be directly opposed to the popular inference that eccentricity and thoughtlessness of conduct are the necessary accompaniments of talent, and the sure indications of genius. I am indebted to Lacon for that reflection. You may point to Byron, or Savage, or Rousseau, and say, ‘Were not these eccentric people [37] talented?’ ‘Certainly,’ I answer; ‘but would they not have been better and greater men if they had been less eccentric—if they had restrained their caprice, and controlled their passions?’ Do not imagine, my young students of this university, that by being eccentric you will therefore become great men and women of genius. The world will not give you credit for being brilliant because you affect the extravagances which sometimes accompany genius. Some of you ladies, I perceive, have adopted a peculiar form of dress, half male, half female; or, to be more correct, three-fourths male, and one-fourth female. Do not imagine that you will thus attain to the highest honours in this university by your eccentricity, unless your talents are hid beneath your short-cut hair, and brains are working hard under your college head-gear. As well might we expect to find that all females who wear sage-green and extravagant æsthetic costumes are really born artists and future Royal Academicians. It is apparent that many aspirers to fame and talent are eager [38] to exhibit their eccentricities to the gaze of the world, in order that they may persuade the multitude that they possess the genius of which eccentricity is falsely supposed to be the outward sign.

The great examples of Bacon, Milton, Newton, Locke, and others directly contradict the common belief that being eccentric and thoughtless in how you act are necessary traits of talent and signs of genius. I got that idea from Lacon. You could point to Byron, Savage, or Rousseau and ask, "Weren't these eccentric people talented?" I would say, "Sure, but wouldn't they have been better and greater individuals if they had been less eccentric—if they had controlled their whims and managed their passions?" Don't think, my young students at this university, that being eccentric will make you great men and women of genius. The world won't recognize your brilliance just because you embrace the quirks that sometimes come with genius. I see some of you ladies have adopted a unique style of dress, half male and half female—or to be more accurate, three-fourths male and one-fourth female. Don't think that this eccentricity will earn you the highest honors at this university unless your talents are hidden beneath your short hair, with your minds working hard under your college hats. It’s just as unlikely to assume that all women who wear sage-green and extravagant aesthetic outfits are naturally born artists and future Royal Academicians. Clearly, many aspiring individuals eager for fame and recognition are quick to display their eccentricities for the world to see, hoping to convince the masses that they possess the genius that eccentricity is wrongly believed to signify.

I may remark in passing that the eccentricity of a parabolic curve is always unity. What does this prove? You will remember that a Republican State is represented by a parabola. Therefore, however such a nation may strive to alter its condition, and secure a settled form of government, its eccentricity will always remain the same. It will always be erratic, peculiar, unsettled; and this conclusion substantiates our previous proposition with regard to the condition of a social system represented by a parabola.

I can mention that the eccentricity of a parabolic curve is always one. What does this show? You’ll recall that a Republican State is represented by a parabola. So, no matter how much that nation tries to change its situation and secure a stable form of government, its eccentricity will always stay the same. It will always be unpredictable, unusual, and unstable; and this conclusion supports our earlier point about the state of a social system represented by a parabola.

With regard to other advantages afforded by an elliptical social system, we will defer the consideration of this important subject until my next lecture.

With respect to other benefits provided by an elliptical social system, we will postpone the discussion of this important topic until my next lecture.

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THE SOCIAL PROPERTIES OF A CONIC SECTION, AND THE THEORY OF POLEMICAL MATHEMATICS—(continued).

Most learned Professors and Students of this University,—You have already gathered from my preceding lecture my method of procedure in the investigation of the corresponding properties of curves and States. You have perceived that we have here the elements of a new science, which may be extended indefinitely, and applied to the various departments of self-government and State control. This new science of polemical mathematics is in itself an extension of the principle of continuity, for the discovery of which Poncelet is so justly renowned. We can prove by geometry that the properties of one figure may be derived from those of another [40] which corresponds to it; and the new science teaches us that if we can represent, by projection or otherwise, a society of particles or individuals on a plane surface, the properties of the State so represented are analogous to the properties of the curve with which it corresponds. It is only possible for me to touch upon the elements of the science in these lectures, but I hope to arouse an interest in these somewhat unusual complications and curious problems, that you may hereafter make further discoveries in this unexplored region of knowledge, and that the world may reap the benefit of your labours and abstruse studies. I have already, in my previous lecture, touched upon the social properties of the parabola, and examined the constitution of erratic curves and eccentric nations. It is my intention to-day to speak of similar problems which arise with reference to elliptical States.

Most knowledgeable professors and students at this university,—You've already gathered from my last lecture my approach to investigating the corresponding properties of curves and states. You've noticed that we have the foundations of a new science here, which can be expanded infinitely and applied to various areas of self-governance and state control. This new science of theoretical mathematics is an extension of the principle of continuity, for which Poncelet is rightly celebrated. We can prove through geometry that the properties of one figure can be derived from those of another ]40Below is a short piece of text (5 words or fewer). Modernize it into contemporary English if there's enough context, but do not add or omit any information. If context is insufficient, return it unchanged. Do not add commentary, and do not modify any placeholders. If you see placeholders of the form __A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_x__, you must keep them exactly as-is so they can be replaced with links.that corresponds to it; and the new science shows us that if we can represent, through projection or otherwise, a society of particles or individuals on a flat surface, the properties of the represented state are similar to the properties of the curve it relates to. I can only touch on the elements of the science in these lectures, but I hope to spark interest in these somewhat unusual challenges and fascinating problems, so that you may later make further discoveries in this unexplored area of knowledge, and that the world may benefit from your efforts and deep studies. I've already, in my previous lecture, touched on the social properties of the parabola, and examined the structure of erratic curves and eccentric nations. Today, I intend to discuss similar problems related to elliptical states.

But, first, let me answer an objection which may have occurred to your minds. [41] Am I wrong in my calculations in attributing too much to the power and usefulness of forms of government? Does the well-being and happiness of a nation depend on the government, or upon the individuals who compose the nation? Most assuredly, I assert, they rest upon the former. Men love their country when the good of every particular man is comprehended in the public prosperity; they undertake hazard and labour for the government when it is justly administered. When the welfare of every citizen is the care of the ruling power, men do not spare their persons or their purses for the sake of their country and the support of their sovereign. But where selfish aims are manifest in Court or Parliament, the people care not for State officials who are indifferent to their country’s weal; they become selfish too; Liberty hides her head, and shakes off the dust of her feet ere she leaves that doomed land, and the stability, welfare, and prosperity of that country cease.

But first, let me address an objection that might be on your minds. [41I'm sorry, but there's no text provided for me to modernize. Please provide a short phrase for assistance. Am I mistaken in my calculations about the importance and usefulness of government structures? Does a nation's well-being and happiness depend on the government, or on the people who make up the nation? I firmly believe it depends on the former. People love their country when the well-being of each individual is included in the overall prosperity; they are willing to take risks and work hard for the government when it is fair and just. When the well-being of every citizen is a priority for those in power, people are more than willing to invest their time and resources for their country and the support of their leaders. However, when selfish motives are clear in the government or legislature, citizens grow indifferent to officials who neglect their country’s welfare; they become selfish as well. Freedom retreats and departs from such a troubled land, and the stability, welfare, and prosperity of that country vanish.

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I might refer you to many a stained page of national history in order to prove this. Compare the closing chapters of the life of the Roman empire with the record of the brave deeds of its ancient warriors and valorous statesmen. Grecian preeminence and virtue died when liberty expired. I agree with Sidney when he writes that it is absurd to impute this to the change of times; for time changes nothing, and nothing was changed in those times but the government, and that changed all things. These are his words: ‘As a man begets a man, and a beast a beast, that society of men which constitutes a government upon the foundation of justice, virtue, and the common good, will always have men to promote those ends; and that which intends the advancement of one man’s desires and vanity will abound in those that will foment them.’ I may not, therefore, be altogether wrong in attributing the prosperity and well-being of a nation to the form of government which it possesses.

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I could point you to many pages of our national history to prove this. Look at the final chapters of the Roman Empire's history in comparison to the accounts of its brave warriors and honorable leaders. Greek greatness and virtue faded away when freedom was lost. I agree with Sidney when he says that it’s ridiculous to blame this on changing times; because time changes nothing, and the only thing that changed during those times was the government, which altered everything. These are his words: ‘Just as a man begets a man, and a beast a beast, the society of men that forms a government based on justice, virtue, and the common good will always foster individuals who support those aims; whereas one that seeks to fulfill one person’s desires and vanity will be filled with those who encourage them.’ Therefore, I may not be entirely wrong in linking a nation’s prosperity and well-being to the type of government it has.

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We will now proceed to the consideration of the social advantages which an elliptical State affords. This is the form of government and social position which we, as a nation, at present enjoy; and from mathematical considerations I am of opinion that it is the best, and hope that no change will ever be made in our constitution. You may remember that I have previously stated that an ellipse has a centre and two foci, in view of all the particles which compose the curve, and connected with them by close ties. The centre, in the projected figure, represents the monarchy, which is limited; and the government is carried on by the aid of the two houses of representatives of the people, depicted in the projection by the two foci.

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Let's now discuss the social benefits of an elliptical State. This is the type of government and social structure that we, as a nation, currently experience; and based on mathematical reasoning, I believe it's the best option and hope that our constitution never changes. You may recall that I previously mentioned that an ellipse has a center and two foci, relating to all the points that form the curve, which are closely linked. The center in this illustration represents the limited monarchy, while the government operates with the support of the two houses that represent the people, shown as the two foci in the diagram.

Now the social advantages of the ellipse are given by the fact that the sum of the distances of any point from the foci is always constant. No particle is left out in the cold; no one does not possess the advantages of a social government. [44] Though his distance may be far from the Upper House, he has the advantage of nearness to the Lower, and vice versâ. The sum of the distances is constant. The extinction of one focus, the House of Lords, for example, would create a complete disorganization of the whole system: the other focus would set up a powerful magnetic attraction, and a curious bulb-shaped curve would be evolved, very different from the beautiful symmetrical form which the original figure presented to the eye. The centre of the system would be disturbed; and it is probable that ere long it would disappear along the axis and be vanished to infinity. Thus the curve would become a parabola. This is the alarming result of the extinction of one focus. Abolish the House of Lords, and you will soon find that the Throne will be disturbed; the State will become disorganized; the nation will become confused by the magnetic force of the Lower House, uncounteracted by any other attraction; and very soon a complete [45] revolution of the whole system will set in: the monarch will be dethroned, and a Republican form of government, with all the eccentricities of a parabolic course, will take the place of a more orderly and settled constitution. This is a plain deduction from our mathematical investigations; and it behoves all our statesmen, our philosophers and great men, our fellow-citizens and the humblest artisans in our manufacturing towns, to weigh well this alarming result of the abolition of that House which has been threatened with destruction; and to ascertain for themselves the truths upon which my proposition and reasoning rest.

Now the social benefits of the ellipse come from the fact that the total distance from any point to the foci is always the same. No one is left out; everyone benefits from a social government. [44I cannot assist with that as no specific text was provided. Please provide a phrase for modernization.Even if someone's distance from the Upper House is great, they benefit from being closer to the Lower House, and vice versa. The total distance remains constant. The loss of one focus, like the House of Lords, would completely disrupt the entire system: the remaining focus would create a strong magnetic pull, leading to a strange bulb-shaped curve that would look very different from the elegant symmetrical shape of the original figure. The center of the system would be disturbed, and it’s likely that before long it would drift along the axis and vanish into infinity. So, the curve would become a parabola. This is the worrying consequence of losing one focus. Eliminate the House of Lords, and you’ll soon discover that the Throne will be unsettled; the State will break down; the nation will be confused by the magnetic pull of the Lower House, without any counterbalance; and very quickly, a total revolution of the whole system will begin: the monarch will be overthrown, and a Republican form of government, with all the unpredictability of a parabolic path, will replace a more organized and stable constitution. This is a clear conclusion from our mathematical studies; and it is crucial for all our leaders, philosophers and great thinkers, our fellow citizens, and even the simplest workers in our manufacturing towns, to carefully consider this alarming outcome of threatening the abolition of that House; and to determine for themselves the truths on which my argument and reasoning are based.

I have already observed that the fact that the earth’s orbit and that of other planets are in the form of ellipses; that the curvature of the earth is nearly the same, ought to guide us in choosing this particular curve as a model of the projection of a complete and most advantageous social system.

I have already noticed that the earth’s orbit and those of other planets are shaped like ellipses; that the curvature of the earth is almost the same, should help us pick this specific curve as a model for the design of a complete and optimal social system.

The circle described on the major axis of [46] an ellipse, is called the auxiliary circle, and affords much assistance in the investigation of the properties of an ellipse. As we have already shown, the circle represents the simplest form of monarchical government. Hence, if we compare the form of government represented by an ellipse (i.e., such as we now enjoy) with that of a system where the king is the only governing power, we may obtain great assistance in solving complicated political problems.

The circle that is drawn on the major axis of [46Understood. Please provide the text. an ellipse is known as the auxiliary circle, and it helps a lot in exploring the properties of an ellipse. As we’ve already pointed out, the circle symbolizes the most straightforward type of monarchical government. Therefore, if we compare the type of government represented by an ellipse (i.e., the one we currently have) to a system where the king holds all the power, we can gain valuable insights into resolving complex political issues.

In all conics there is a straight line called the ‘directrix,’ which represents in social or polemical science the laws of the nation, and plays a prominent part in the mutual relations of the individual particles. For instance, in the case of the parabola, the distance of any particle from the directrix is equal to its distance from the focus.

In all conics, there’s a straight line known as the 'directrix,' which represents the laws of the nation in social or polemical science and plays a key role in the interactions of individual components. For example, in the case of the parabola, the distance of any point from the directrix is the same as its distance from the focus.

From this we may conclude that if an individual deviates at all from the path which the laws (or, directrix) indicate, if he does not show true respect to the [47] decrees of the focal government, and preserve the true position between them, directly he is found deviating from his course, he is quickly banished to a less enlightened sphere. In an ellipse there is less likelihood of his straying away from the course which the directrix points out, on account of the two-fold guidance which he receives from the two foci.

From this, we can conclude that if a person strays even slightly from the path indicated by the laws (or the directrix), if they don't show genuine respect for the Sure, please provide the text you would like me to modernize.47I'm sorry, but there doesn't seem to be any text for me to modernize. Please provide the phrases you'd like me to work on.decrees of the central government, and maintain the correct relationship with them, as soon as they are found deviating from their course, they are quickly sent to a less enlightened place. In an ellipse, there is less chance of someone drifting away from the path the directrix indicates, because they receive guidance from the two foci.

The following curious problem may be noticed. If a parabola roll on another parabola, their vertices coinciding, the focus of the first traces out the directrix of the second.

The following curious problem may be noticed. If a parabola rolls on another parabola, their vertices aligning, the focus of the first traces out the directrix of the second.

Here we come to the consideration of the international relationship of States. Two nations have the same form of government (in this example this form is Republican); their policies coincide: we may conclude from this proposition that the course which the government of one nation will pursue, will be that which is prescribed by the laws of the other.

Here we come to the consideration of the international relationship of States. Two nations have the same form of government (in this example this form is Republican); their policies align: we may conclude from this proposition that the direction the government of one nation takes will be the same as that dictated by the laws of the other.

The subject of the contact of curves presents many interesting problems with [48] reference to Polemical Science, and may be extended indefinitely. It is well known that there are different orders of contact, which are designated as the first, second, or third order. This last order may be termed the ‘marriage of curves,’ cemented by the osculating circle, or ‘wedding-ring;’ and when two nations have contact of the third order, they have formed a very close alliance, and by calculation we can obtain the radius of curvature, or size of the wedding-ring, by means of which they may be united.

The topic of curve contact presents many intriguing problems in relation to Polemical Science and can be expanded indefinitely. It's well known that there are different levels of contact, referred to as the first, second, or third order. The third order can be called the ‘marriage of curves,’ joined by the osculating circle, or ‘wedding ring;’ and when two nations share a third-order contact, they have formed a very close alliance. Through calculation, we can determine the radius of curvature, or the size of the wedding ring, that symbolizes their union.

The theory and nature of contact constitute a branch of our newly discovered science which we commend to the careful consideration of those who have undertaken the difficult and perplexing study of international law. Alas! too many States refuse this friendly contact, and, consequently, cut each other, instead of blending in sweet accord. Their peace is at best an armed neutrality; and if they have contact of only the first or second order, we can prove mathematically that [49] they are sure to intersect in some other point or points; and divergence of policy and disturbed relations are the results. Contact of the third, or highest, order is the only safe position for two allied, or contiguous, States.

The theory and nature of contact make up a part of our newly discovered science that we encourage those engaged in the challenging and complex study of international law to carefully consider. Unfortunately, too many countries avoid this friendly contact and, as a result, cut ties with each other instead of coming together in harmony. Their peace is, at best, an armed neutrality; and if their contact is only of the first or second order, we can mathematically prove that [49] they will eventually intersect at some other point or points, leading to policy divergence and strained relations. Contact of the third, or highest, order is the only secure position for two allied or neighboring countries.

With your permission I will add a few words to those I have already uttered with regard to the directrix. As necessary as the directrix is to the curve, so are the corresponding laws to the State. I will prove this fact by a few examples. English people have laws, and know how to obey them; therefore their numbers increase; they thrive and are prosperous. A friendly critic of another nation has said that the reason why Englishmen rule the world, is because they know how to obey. On the other hand, the gipsies have no laws; hence they become fewer and less powerful. What is the condition of all tribes and nations which are not governed by laws? They invariably remain poor and miserable. They are in want of a directrix; and if we could [50] supplement the gift with foci and centre, they would soon emerge from their savage condition, and become more civilized.

With your permission, I’d like to add a few words to what I’ve already said about the directrix. Just like the directrix is essential to the curve, the corresponding laws are vital to the State. I'll illustrate this with a few examples. The English people have laws and know how to follow them; as a result, their population increases, and they thrive and prosper. A well-meaning critic from another nation has remarked that the reason English people rule the world is that they understand how to obey. In contrast, the gypsies have no laws; therefore, they become fewer and weaker. What is the situation of all tribes and nations that are not governed by laws? They always stay poor and miserable. They lack a directrix; and if we could [50] supplement that with foci and a center, they would quickly rise from their savage state and become more civilized.

I have omitted to mention the hyperbolic form of government. The curve formed by the intersection of the surface of a cone with a plane will be a hyperbola, when the inclination of the cutting plane to the axis of the cone is less than the constant angle which the generating line forms with the axis. It is manifest that the plane will thus intersect the higher cone, and produce the figure which is known to mathematicians as the hyperbola.

I haven't mentioned the hyperbolic form of government. The curve created when the surface of a cone intersects with a plane will be a hyperbola if the angle of the cutting plane to the cone's axis is less than the constant angle that the generating line makes with the axis. It's clear that the plane will intersect the upper cone and create the shape known to mathematicians as the hyperbola.

We may hence deduce the following property of the corresponding hyperbolic State. We take cognizance of that higher cone with which the mundane affairs of the lower cone are closely connected. As an example of this system we may mention the vast temporal rule and power of the Papal Throne, which formerly exercised such marvellous sway over the nations of Europe. By an appeal to a Higher [51] Authority than that of earthly kings and potentates was this rule exercised; but its hyperbolic form is fast passing away, and degenerating into that of a circle with indefinitely small radius. We shall not, therefore, discuss the complex polemical problems which a hyperbolic State suggests.

We can conclude the following property of the corresponding hyperbolic State. We recognize that higher cone which is closely linked to the earthly matters of the lower cone. One example of this system is the immense temporal influence and power of the Papal Throne, which once held incredible sway over the nations of Europe. This authority was invoked from a Higher [51] Authority than that of worldly kings and rulers; however, its hyperbolic nature is rapidly diminishing and devolving into a circle with an indefinitely small radius. Therefore, we will not delve into the complicated polemical issues that a hyperbolic State raises.

I will now mention a few problems which are easily capable of proof, and deduce from them the necessary conclusions which must follow when we apply our newly discovered principles of polemical science.

I will now mention a few problems that can be easily proven and draw the necessary conclusions that must follow when we apply our newly discovered principles of argumentative science.

1. ‘If from any point in a straight line a pair of tangents be drawn to an ellipse, the chords of contact will pass through a fixed point.’

1. ‘If you draw two tangents from any point on a straight line to an ellipse, the lines where the tangents touch the ellipse will go through a specific point.’

I will not trouble you with the proof of this proposition, as it is evident to all mathematicians, and can easily be demonstrated. But mark well the deductions, when we interpret this mathematical language in correct polemical terms. A State, through various convulsions of its own, [52] has merged into a condition represented by a straight line, having lost its symmetry, its beauty, its curvilinear proportion. An individual unhappily situated in this unfortunate community regards with longing eyes the prosperous condition of those who enjoy the social advantages of a settled form of government, and other blessings which accompany elliptical jurisdiction and laws. [Two tangents are drawn to an ellipse.] No matter where the individual may be in the unhappy envious straight line, the result of his reflection will be the same. Sympathetic chords are drawn, joining the points of contact of the tangents with the curve; they all pass through a fixed point. All these conclusions of the various individuals on the straight line will be the same. All are of opinion that the elliptical form is the best; and they mourn in secret over the sad events which have occurred in their own national life, their eccentricity, their lawlessness, when they see the advantages which their more staid and sober-minded neighbours so freely enjoy.

I won’t bother you with proof of this idea, as it’s clear to all mathematicians and can be easily shown. But pay attention to the implications when we interpret this mathematical language in proper argumentative terms. A State, through various upheavals, [52Please provide the text you'd like me to modernize. has become a situation represented by a straight line, having lost its symmetry, beauty, and curvy proportion. An individual stuck in this unfortunate community longs for the prosperous state of those who enjoy the social benefits of a stable government and other advantages that come with proper laws and governance. [Two tangents are drawn to an ellipse.] No matter where this individual is on the discontented straight line, their reflections will be the same. Sympathetic connections are made, linking the points where the tangents touch the curve; they all go through a fixed point. All these conclusions from different individuals on the straight line will be alike. They all believe that the elliptical form is the best, and they quietly lament the unfortunate events of their own nation, their oddities, and their lawlessness when they see the benefits their more stable and sensible neighbors enjoy so freely.

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2. The normal at any point of an ellipse bisects the angle between the focal distances of that point.

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2. The normal line at any point on an ellipse divides the angle between the distances to the foci of that point.

The normal is the perpendicular from the point on the major axis; it is the line of thought directed by the observance of just laws and rules. Hence this proposition shows that the individual citizen, when guided by sound judgment, regards with equal favour and entire approval the existence of both foci, or Houses of Legislature. He considers that both are necessary to his comfort, and the right regulation of the State’s welfare. He cares not for the abnormal condition of those who talk as if the existence of either House were unnecessary to his country’s weal, and bestows a pitying glance on those wandering lights, or disturbed erratic governments, which do not possess the advantages which from experience he has learned to love and to respect. No matter what his condition may be, the same opinions are held by all classes, all ranks and degrees; and if a self-opinionated particle think otherwise, he ought to be transferred to a less [54] enlightened sphere, and migrate to a parabolic state, or uninteresting straight line. And when he has changed his location, he will look back on his old home and old surroundings with longing eyes and an aching heart, thinking of the blessings he has lost by his own rash act. This can be proved mathematically. He looks for an ideal state of society, leaps after the shadow his fancy has depicted; and when he finds himself outside his former state, he looks back with longing eyes at the once-scorned focus. What is the focus of a perpendicular on the tangent of an ellipse from any external point? Can it not be proved to be a circle? That is to say, he will be more conservative than ever. He would like to return to a primitive form of government. Farewell to his wild schemes and revolutionary measures! Farewell to his disestablishments, abolitions, and suppressions! The throne and government have new attractions in his eyes; loyalty, a new feeling, asserts its benign influence; and if he could return [55] to his former position, his normal conduct would be straighter than ever, for by sad experience he has learned the value of those things which he once despised.

The normal line is the one that runs perpendicular from a point on the main axis; it represents the thought process guided by just laws and rules. This proposition shows that a reasonable citizen appreciates both foci, or Houses of Legislature, equally and entirely. They see both as essential for their comfort and the proper regulation of the state’s welfare. They don't care about the abnormal views of those who argue that either House is unnecessary for the country's well-being and look pityingly at those misguided individuals or unstable governments that lack the benefits they've learned to cherish and respect through experience. Regardless of their circumstances, the same views are shared by all classes, ranks, and levels; and if a self-opinionated person thinks differently, they should be moved to a less Please provide the text you would like me to modernize.54]enlightened environment, and shift to a parabolic state or an uninteresting straight line. Once they change their location, they'll look back at their old home and surroundings with longing and regret, reflecting on the blessings they've lost because of their own foolish choices. This can be proven mathematically. They search for an ideal societal state, chasing after the illusion their imagination has created; and when they find themselves outside their previous situation, they wistfully look back at the focus they once scorned. What is the focus of a perpendicular drawn from any external point to the tangent of an ellipse? Can it not be shown to be a circle? In other words, they'll become more conservative than ever. They would desire to return to a more primitive form of government. Goodbye to their wild ideas and revolutionary plans! Goodbye to their disestablishment, abolitions, and suppressions! The throne and government now seem more appealing to them; loyalty, a newfound feeling, exerts its positive influence; and if they could go back [55I'm sorry, but there appears to be no text provided for modernization. Please provide the phrases you'd like me to modernize.to their previous position, their normal behavior would be more straightforward than ever, as their painful experience has taught them the value of what they once underestimated.

But we need not depend upon one proof alone. Exactly the same result may be obtained from the well-known proposition which states that ‘the angle between the tangent from any external point and the focal distance is equal to the angle between the other tangent and the focal distance.’

But we don’t have to rely on just one proof. The same result can be achieved from the well-known statement that “the angle between the tangent from any outside point and the focal distance is equal to the angle between the other tangent and the focal distance.”

3. The same opinions are often held by individuals in quite different walks and classes of life. Let these individuals be represented by points on an ellipse. Join these, and we have a system of parallel chords. Draw a straight line through the middle points of these chords, and lo! it will always pass through the centre. This shows that the central thought of all people is directed to the sovereign—that loyalty is inherent in the hearts of those who recognise elliptical laws.

3. The same views are often shared by people from very different backgrounds and social classes. If we represent these individuals as points on an ellipse and connect them, we create a system of parallel lines. If we draw a straight line through the midpoint of these lines, it will always go through the center. This demonstrates that the central idea of all people is focused on the ruler—that loyalty is a natural part of those who understand elliptical principles.

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I will conclude this lecture with a few remarks on the nature and properties of the radical axis. This name was first given, I believe, by M. Gaultier, of Tours, and for a full account of its nature I refer you to the Journal de l’École Polytechnique, xvi., 1813. The radical axis of two circles is the line perpendicular to the line joining the centres, from any point of which the tangents to the circles are equal. Let us suppose that one circle becomes a point, and that this point is situated on the circumference of the first circle. What is the result? The radical axis becomes the tangent to the circle. Hence we may conclude that in a social system of monarchical government the radical axis is perpendicular to the line attaching the individual with the monarch. Therefore we may conclude that the radical axis indicates a tendency of particles, or individuals, to fly off at a tangent, at right angles to the connecting-link between the individual and the king. When any motion takes place, this is evident, and this [57] tendency is called centrifugal force. Sad is it for the State when this force is called into play, and the radical axis is a standing menace to the stability of States and nations. The only way to counteract its baneful, disturbing influence is to increase the attraction of the monarch on the individual, which nullifies the former force, and prevents further mischief. This is the method which nature itself adopts in the motions of the planetary worlds; the attraction of the sun prevents any disturbance which might be caused in the course of the planets by the action of centrifugal force, and nature suggests this plan for our adoption. Increase the attraction of the Throne; rigidly connect each individual by the strong chords of affection, advantage and utility with the ruling power; and then, though the radical axis may be there, it will cease to indicate any motion along it, it will not prevail over the counteracting influence of loyalty, and the stability of the social system and the happiness of the individuals will be the results.

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I will wrap up this lecture with a few comments on the nature and characteristics of the radical axis. This term was first introduced, I believe, by M. Gaultier from Tours, and for a complete explanation of its nature, I direct you to the Journal de l’École Polytechnique, xvi., 1813. The radical axis of two circles is the line that is perpendicular to the line connecting their centers, from any point along which the tangents to the circles are equal. Let's imagine that one circle becomes a point, which is located on the edge of the first circle. What happens then? The radical axis turns into the tangent to the circle. Therefore, we can conclude that in a social system with a monarchy, the radical axis is perpendicular to the line that links the individual to the monarch. Hence, we can infer that the radical axis represents a tendency for particles, or individuals, to move away at a tangent, perpendicular to the connection between them and the king. Whenever motion occurs, this becomes clear, and this tendency is known as centrifugal force. It is unfortunate for the State when this force comes into play, as the radical axis poses a constant threat to the stability of states and nations. The only way to counteract its harmful, disruptive influence is to strengthen the monarch's appeal to the individual, which negates this force and prevents further issues. This is the approach that nature itself uses in the movements of celestial bodies; the sun's attraction mitigates any disturbances that could arise from the centrifugal force acting on the planets, and nature promotes this strategy for us to follow. Enhance the attraction of the Throne; firmly bond each individual through strong ties of affection, benefit, and utility to the ruling power; and then, even if the radical axis exists, it will no longer indicate any motion along it, and will not overshadow the opposing influence of loyalty, leading to the stability of the social system and the happiness of the individuals. [57]

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‘I would serve my King,
Serve him with all my fortune here at home,
And serve him with my person in the wars;
Watch for him, fight for him, bleed for him, die for him,
As every true-born subject ought.’

This, most noble professors, is the language of true patriotic loyalty. Let the monarch be loved and loving, let the laws be just and equal, happy will be the people, prosperous the realm. There are those who counsel different things, and preach sedition and the breaking-up of laws; but those who advocate such doctrines lack that judicial mathematical training which we, students and professors of Girtham College, have acquired. If polemical mathematics, the science of the future, should become more widely studied; if its results were disseminated far and wide; above all, if the proper position which women ought to occupy in the counsels of the nation were assigned to them, we should hear less of these wild schemes and foolish theories, and the influence of women would tend greatly to [59] promote the stability and security of the State.

This, esteemed professors, is the language of genuine patriotic loyalty. If the monarch is to be both loved and loving, and if the laws are fair and equal, the people will be happy and the realm will thrive. There are some who advise otherwise and promote rebellion and the dismantling of laws; however, those who support such ideas lack the critical mathematical training that we, students and professors of Girtham College, have gained. If polemical mathematics, the science of the future, were studied more widely; if its findings were shared broadly; and especially if the right role for women in national discussions were established, we would hear less of these radical plans and misguided theories, and the influence of women would significantly enhance the stability and security of the State. [59]

Why, let me ask, should woman be excluded from that position which is so justly hers? from those duties which she can discharge so faithfully? It has been said that if we wish to know the political and moral condition of a State, we must ask what rank women hold in it. We are told that women have more strength in their looks than men have in their laws. Why, then, do men debar her from those fields of occupation wherein she may labour for the nation’s good, and use her influence, which they acknowledge to be great, in those callings wherein she may most easily benefit the State, and the country she so ardently loves?

Why, let me ask, should women be excluded from positions that rightfully belong to them? From duties they can fulfill so diligently? It’s been said that to understand the political and moral state of a society, we should look at the status of women within it. We’re told that women have more power in their presence than men do in their laws. So, why do men prevent her from fields of work where she could contribute to the nation’s well-being and use her recognized influence in ways that would most benefit the state and the country she loves so deeply?

At some future time I hope to speak more fully on this subject; and in concluding this lecture, I will remark that English politics need a leavening influence which will counteract the evil tendencies and corrupt theories which, in spite of our advantageous social system, at present [60] exist; and this leavening influence will be best produced by the admission of those into the counsels of the nation who are acknowledged to have a benign and healthy influence—the women of England. Let women have their proper share in the government of the country, and I have no fear lest we shall preserve our elliptical constitution, and all the advantages which we at present enjoy.

At some point in the future, I hope to discuss this topic in more detail; and as I wrap up this lecture, I'd like to point out that English politics need a positive influence to counteract the harmful trends and corrupt ideas that, despite our beneficial social system, currently exist. This positive influence will come best from including those in the nation's decision-making who are recognized for their positive and healthy impact—the women of England. If women are given their rightful role in governing the country, I have no doubt that we will maintain our unique constitution and all the benefits we currently enjoy.


[Editorial Note.]—In the bundle of papers which contained the foregoing lectures, some letters of great interest were found, which show that the fame of the learned Lady Professor of Girtham College had already gone abroad, and attracted the attention of the leading statesmen of the day. It is to be regretted that the answers to these letters are not forthcoming, as it might be proved from them that the science of polemical mathematics has already influenced the minds of our legislators in their conduct [61] of affairs at home and abroad. The following letter is of unique interest, and may be taken as evidence of the favourable impression which this new science has made on the mind of one of our greatest thinkers and statesmen:

[Editorial Note.]—In the collection of documents that included the lectures mentioned earlier, some intriguing letters were discovered. These letters show that the reputation of the esteemed Lady Professor of Girtham College had already spread beyond local borders and captured the attention of the prominent political figures of the time. It's unfortunate that the responses to these letters are missing, as they could have demonstrated how the field of polemical mathematics has already shaped the thinking of our lawmakers in their approaches to domestic and international issues. The following letter is particularly noteworthy and can be taken as proof of the positive impact that this emerging science has had on the perspectives of one of our greatest thinkers and politicians:

Downing Street,

10 Downing Street,

May, 18—

May 18—

My dear Lady Professor,—The report of the amazing results of your scientific researches has reached me, and I congratulate you most heartily on the originality and acumen which you have displayed in your investigations. A new light has dawned upon our country. Instead of groping in the darkness of political warfare, ensnared by party ties and jealousies, the statesmen of the future will be able to calculate and determine the correct course with mathematical precision and perfect accuracy. No one can dispute the truth of a proposition in Euclid, or the genuineness of Newton’s laws; and if your method enables men to [62] calculate and determine the correct political course of action, to solve political problems as easily as exponential equations, why—then adieu to the bickerings of party, the querulous complaints of the Opposition! Nay, joy to the Ministry! There will be no Opposition! Our statesmen will be able to guide the great ship of the State by means of charts which know no error; and they will resemble an association of savants met together to determine the exact moment of the transit of Venus, or to examine the degree of density of a comet’s tail.

My dear Professor,—I’ve heard about the incredible results of your scientific research, and I want to congratulate you sincerely on the originality and insight you've shown in your work. A new dawn has arrived for our country. Rather than stumbling through political conflicts, trapped by party loyalties and rivalries, future leaders will be able to assess and determine the right path with mathematical accuracy. No one can argue against a truth in Euclid or the validity of Newton’s laws; and if your method allows people to [62I'm ready to assist you. Please provide the short piece of text you'd like me to modernize.calculate and decide the right political actions, solving political issues as easily as exponential equations, then farewell to the squabbles of parties and the complaints of the Opposition! Instead, let’s celebrate the Ministry! There will be no Opposition! Our leaders will navigate the vast ship of the State using charts that are error-free; they will be like a group of scholars gathered to pinpoint the exact moment of Venus’s transit, or to analyze the density of a comet’s tail.

This condition of Parliamentary procedure is much to be desired; you have shown how such an ideal state of things may be obtained. In the name of the Government I thank you for your endeavours on behalf of your country’s welfare, and look forward to a further development of your admirably conceived system. As in the domain of ordinary science there are complex questions which defy the acumen of the philosopher; [63] so in polemical science there may be questions which present the same difficulties and complications. But as the first are daily yielding before the persevering attacks of the mathematician, so I doubt not polemical science will soon overcome the various problems which may arise.

This state of Parliamentary procedure is highly desirable; you have demonstrated how such an ideal situation can be achieved. On behalf of the Government, I thank you for your efforts for the welfare of your country and look forward to further development of your well-designed system. Just as in regular science there are complex issues that challenge even the sharpest philosophers; [63]in the realm of debate, there might also be questions that pose similar challenges and complications. However, just as the first type of questions are gradually being addressed by the persistent efforts of mathematicians, I have no doubt that the field of debate will soon resolve the various problems that may arise.

But it is mainly on my own account that I venture to address you. I desire to consult you with regard to certain matters—political complications—which have recently occupied the attention of Her Majesty’s Ministers. By the help of your new science, can you aid us in our deliberations? Of course, I am writing to you in strict confidence, and beg that you will keep this communication profoundly secret. I fear that would be a hard task for many of your sex, who do not possess your knowledge and powers of mind; but I have great confidence in your discretion.

But I'm mainly reaching out for my own reasons. I want to get your thoughts on some political issues that have recently captured the attention of Her Majesty’s Ministers. With your expertise in this new field, can you help us in our discussions? I’m writing to you in strict confidence, and I ask that you keep this communication completely private. I worry that keeping a secret like this would be tough for many people, especially those who don’t have your knowledge and intelligence; but I really trust your judgment.

These are the problems which are presented to us for solution:

These are the problems we need to solve:

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1. Some members of the Cabinet are secretly in favour of Protection, and the country is rather stirred by the question. Can you, from your knowledge of the contact of curves and nations, help us to determine what course we ought to take with regard to Spain, for example? Are the principles of Adam Smith mathematically correct?

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1. Some Cabinet members secretly support Protection, and the country is quite stirred by the issue. Can you, based on your understanding of the interactions between economies and nations, help us figure out what approach we should take concerning Spain, for instance? Are Adam Smith's principles mathematically accurate?

2. I observe that England is represented mathematically by an ellipse. Are we right in assuming that Ireland is a portion of that ellipse? Or, on the other hand, in our chart of nations, must we describe that troublesome country as a rotating parabola, or complex figure, altogether outside our more favoured State?

2. I notice that England is represented mathematically by an ellipse. Should we assume that Ireland is part of that ellipse? Or, on the other hand, in our map of nations, do we need to describe that troublesome country as a rotating parabola or some complex shape, completely separate from our more favored state?

3. Do you consider, from your minute observation of our social system, that the form of our elliptical government is gradually undergoing a change, and that a revolutionary parabolic tendency is observable in the action of individual particles?

3. Do you think that from your close observation of our social system, the shape of our elliptical government is slowly changing, and that there's a noticeable revolutionary trend in the behavior of individual members?

4. Is it not possible that the differences [65] in the policy of the various nations of Europe; the difficulties which beset the carrying out of international law; the jealousies, quarrels, and rivalries of States might disappear, if the same form of government (i.e., elliptical) were adopted in each?

4. Isn't it possible that the differences [65] in the policies of different nations in Europe, the challenges in enforcing international law, and the jealousies, conflicts, and rivalries among states could fade away if they all adopted the same form of government (i.e., elliptical)?

If you will kindly favour Her Majesty’s Ministers with your opinion on these questions, they will owe you a debt of gratitude, which they, as representatives of the nation, will do their utmost to repay.

If you would be so kind as to share your thoughts on these questions with Her Majesty’s Ministers, they will be grateful to you and will do everything they can to repay that debt, as representatives of the nation.

With every good wish for your further success in the regions of polemical science,

With all my best wishes for your continued success in the field of debate,

I beg to remain,

I humbly stay,

My dear Lady Professor,

Dear Professor,

Your faithful servant,

Your devoted assistant,

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[Editorial Note.]—The next letter is not of quite the same pleasing nature as the foregoing, and shows that it is [66] impossible to please everyone, even if that happy consummation were desirable. This letter was evidently called forth by some remarks which the learned Lady Professor had made in her third lecture with reference to eccentricity in dress. Our readers will recollect that the professor pointed out that an extravagant ‘bloomer’ costume—half male, half female—was no more a sign of genius than æsthetic dresses, always betokened the artist.5 This latter statement evidently gave great offence to the members of a society which called itself the ‘Æsthetic and Dress Improvement Association,’ and the following letter is the result of one of their solemn conclaves:

[Editorial Note.]—The next letter isn't quite as pleasant as the previous one and shows that it's [66Please provide the text you would like me to modernize.impossible to please everyone, even if that were a desirable outcome. This letter was clearly prompted by some comments the learned Lady Professor made in her third lecture regarding eccentricity in clothing. Our readers will remember that the professor pointed out that an extravagant 'bloomer' outfit—part male, part female—was no more a sign of genius than artistic attire always indicated the artist.5 This latter statement clearly upset the members of a group that called itself the ‘Aesthetic and Dress Improvement Association,’ and the following letter is the result of one of their serious meetings:

Oscar Villa, South Kensington,

Oscar Villa, South Kensington,

June, 18—.

June 18, 20XX.

The Secretary of the Æsthetic and Dress Improvement Association presents his compliments to the Lady Professor of Girtham College, and begs to contradict emphatically her statements with regard [67] to a subject upon which she is evidently in entire and lamentable ignorance, and to protest against her aspersions upon the artistic studies of this and kindred societies. He begs to state that true æsthetes are not eccentric (they leave that to lady professors and her Philistine followers); that to dress becomingly is one of the principal objects of life, and that true greatness is achieved as much by the study of the art of dress as by any other noble pursuit or graceful accomplishment. Are not Horatio Postlethwaite, Leonara Saffronia Gillan, Vandyke Smithson entitled to greatness? And yet their laurels have been won solely by the art of dress. Perhaps the lady professor has never read ‘Sartor Resartus’! In conclusion, he would ask the Lady Professor to refrain from casting obloquy upon the work of the Association which he has the honour to represent; to prevail upon her pupils to abandon the unfeminine attire which some of them have assumed, contrary to the first principles of art; to array themselves in flowing robes of sage-green and [68] other choice colours (patterns enclosed), and to study art, instead of absurd mathematics, which no one can understand, and do no one any good.

The Secretary of the Aesthetic and Dress Improvement Association extends his regards to the Lady Professor of Girtham College and firmly contradicts her statements regarding a topic on which she is clearly and regrettably uninformed. He also objects to her negative remarks about the artistic studies of this and similar organizations. He asserts that true aesthetes are not eccentric (that title is reserved for lady professors and their uninspired followers); that dressing well is one of life's key goals, and that genuine greatness is achieved through the study of the art of dress as much as any other noble pursuit or elegant skill. Are not Horatio Postlethwaite, Leonara Saffronia Gillan, and Vandyke Smithson worthy of greatness? Yet their accolades have been earned purely through the art of dress. Perhaps the lady professor has never read 'Sartor Resartus'! In conclusion, he kindly requests the Lady Professor to stop disparaging the work of the Association he represents; to encourage her students to abandon the unladylike clothing some have adopted, which goes against the fundamental principles of art; to dress in flowing robes of sage-green and other selected colors (patterns enclosed), and to focus on art rather than nonsensical mathematics that no one understands and which benefits no one.

(Approved by the Committee of the Æsthetic and Dress Improvement Association.)

(Approved by the Committee of the Aesthetic and Dress Improvement Association.)

June, 18—.

June 18

[Editorial Note.]—The next letter, written by a pupil of the Lady Professor, requires no explanation, and speaks for itself.

[Editorial Note.]—The next letter, written by a student of the Lady Professor, doesn’t need any explanation and speaks for itself.

Jesus College, Cambridge,

Jesus College, Cambridge

March, 18—.

March 18, 2023—.

My dear Tutor,

Dear Tutor,

You will be glad to hear that after superhuman exertions I have at last succeeded in passing my Little-go, and I am eternally grateful to you for all you have done for me. I should never have got through if it had not been for you. All the coaches in Cambridge would never have managed it, but you drove me through in a canter. And why? I never could make up my mind to work for them; [69] but when I coached with you, you made me like it. I almost revelled in the Binomial when you wrote it out for me; and then I could not help listening to you; and you looked so grieved when I would not learn, and made me feel such a brute; so somehow or other you drove some mathematics into my head, and I pulled through. By-the-bye, I think you must have tried the ‘brain wave’ dodge with the examiners, as five out of the six propositions in Euclid, which you told me to get up specially, were set! I wish I could read people’s thoughts; can you read mine? If I were a Don, or a Fellow, or something, I would advise the University to have some lady professors like you to teach the men, instead of some of these sleepy old tutors. It would be a great improvement, and I am sure we should get through a great deal more work.

You’ll be happy to know that after some serious effort, I finally passed my Little-go, and I’m truly grateful for everything you’ve done for me. There’s no way I would have made it without you. All the coaches in Cambridge couldn’t have helped me like you did; you guided me through it effortlessly. And why? I could never get motivated to study for them; but with you, I actually enjoyed it. I almost threw myself into the Binomial when you explained it to me; I couldn’t help but listen to you, and you looked so disappointed when I wouldn’t study, which made me feel terrible. Somehow, you managed to get some math into my head, and I made it through. By the way, I think you must have used the ‘brain wave’ trick with the examiners, because five out of the six Euclid propositions you told me to focus on were on the test! I wish I could read people’s minds; can you read mine? If I were a professor or something, I would suggest the University hire some female professors like you to teach the guys, instead of some of these sleepy old tutors. It would be a huge improvement, and I’m sure we’d accomplish a lot more work.

They have given me a place in the Jesus Eight, which I shall take now that I am released from your professorial ban, and have time for rowing. But I don’t half like giving up mathematics. You see, I [70] have grown fond of the study. Do you think you could make a wrangler of me? At any rate, I should like to come to your lectures again. May I?

They’ve given me a spot on the Jesus Eight, which I’ll take now that I’m free from your teaching ban and have time for rowing. But I really don’t want to give up mathematics. You see, I’ve become quite fond of the subject. Do you think you could turn me into a wrangler? In any case, I’d love to attend your lectures again. Can I?

Your Grateful Pupil.

Your Appreciative Student.

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4 It is to be regretted that this letter has evidently fallen into the hands of some autograph collector, who has ruthlessly cut off the signature; but the reader will easily determine, after careful perusal of the document, from whose pen it emanated.

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PAPER V.

A LECTURE UPON SOCIAL FORCES, WITH SOME ACCOUNT OF POLEMICAL KINEMATICS.

Most noble Professors and Students of Girtham College,—Since last ‘I wandered ’twixt the pole and heavenly hinges, ’mongst encentricals, centres, concentricks, circles, and epicycles,’ like the great Albumazar, and found them full of life and wisdom for the guidance of our States and laws, I have turned my attention to the Applied Mathematics, in order to determine what other truths this shaft may yield.

Dear Professors and Students of Girtham College,,—Since last time, I traveled between the poles and celestial hinges, among eccentricities, centers, concentric circles, and epicycles, like the great Albumazar, and discovered them full of life and wisdom for shaping our states and laws, I have focused my attention on Applied Mathematics to see what other truths this pursuit might reveal.

The strength of all sciences, according to Bacon, consists in their harmony; and it is truly marvellous how perfect this harmony is, if our ears are tuned aright to hear it. We have observed how the [72] beautiful and regular laws of curves and cones correspond to the social laws of States and nations, guiding them as if by word of counsel, admonishing them on what principle they ought to regulate their governments and inter-relations. We have seen that the laws which govern thought and light and sound are almost identical, and that harmony pervades not merely the ordinary sciences, but extends her benign influence over these newly discovered fields of scientific research, which I claim to have discovered.

The strength of all sciences, according to Bacon, lies in their harmony; and it's truly amazing how perfect this harmony is, if we're attuned to hear it. We've noticed how the beautiful and consistent laws of curves and

All this may appear at first sight surprising; but the real philosopher, who knows that all kinds of truth are intimately connected, will receive such revelations of science with satisfaction rather than astonishment; for this new science, which has opened itself out before me, is only an extension of other well-known laws and discoveries which have come down to us from the remote past.

All of this might seem surprising at first; however, the true philosopher, who understands that all forms of truth are closely linked, will embrace these scientific revelations with approval rather than shock. This new science that has unfolded before me is simply an expansion of other familiar laws and discoveries that have been passed down from long ago.

If my investigations should appear to you, most noble professors, somewhat novel and imaginary, remember the maxim of [73] the sage, that in the infancy of science there is no speculation which does not merit careful examination; and the most remote and fanciful explanations of facts have often been found the true ones. Perhaps some ‘self-opinionated particle’ (I speak mathematically) may have been inclined to laugh at our theories and discoveries, as the wise fools of the day laughed at Kepler and his laws; but time has changed the world’s laughter into praise, and a century hence our discoveries may rank among the achievements of modern science. As Cicero says, ‘Time obliterates the fictions of opinions, but confirms the decisions of nature.’

If my research seems a bit new and imaginative to you, esteemed professors, keep in mind the wisdom of [73Understood! Please provide the text you would like me to modernize. the sage, that in the early days of science, there’s no idea that doesn’t deserve careful consideration; and even the most distant and fanciful explanations of facts have often turned out to be the correct ones. Perhaps some ‘self-opinionated particle’ (I’m speaking mathematically) might have found our theories and discoveries amusing, just as the wise fools of the day laughed at Kepler and his laws; but over time, the world's laughter has transformed into admiration, and a century from now, our discoveries may be celebrated as part of modern science. As Cicero says, ‘Time erases the fictions of opinions, but reinforces the truths of nature.’

I have not shunned, most noble professors, to enlist Imagination under the banner of Geometry; for I am fully persuaded that it is a powerful organ of knowledge, and is as much needed by the mathematician as by the poet or novelist. It is, I fear, often banished with too much haste from the fields of intellectual research by those who take upon themselves to give laws to philosophy. We need [74] imagination to form an hypothesis; and without hypotheses science would soon become a lifeless and barren study, a horse-in-the-mill affair ever strolling round and round, unconscious of the grinding corn. In my previous investigations my imagination pictured the symmetry of curves and States; the hypothesis followed that the laws which regulated them were identical, and you have observed how the supposition was confirmed by our subsequent calculations.

I have not hesitated, esteemed professors, to bring Imagination into the realm of Geometry; because I firmly believe it is a vital tool for understanding, and is just as essential for mathematicians as it is for poets or novelists. I worry that it is often rapidly dismissed in intellectual pursuits by those who assume the authority to dictate the rules of philosophy. We need imagination to develop hypotheses; without hypotheses, science would quickly become a dull and unproductive endeavor, a monotonous cycle without any real purpose. In my earlier studies, my imagination envisioned the symmetry of curves and states; the hypothesis then emerged that the laws governing them were similar, and you have seen how our later calculations confirmed this assumption.

In this lecture I propose to examine some of the forces which exist in our social system, and shall endeavour to estimate them by methods of mathematical procedure and analogical reasoning. We will begin with the old definition of Force as that which puts matter into motion, or which stops, or changes, a motion once commenced. When a mass is in motion, it has a capacity for doing work, which is called Energy; and when this energy is caused by the motion of a body it is called Kinetic Energy (in mathematical language KE = ½ MV²). [75] Another form of kinetic energy is called Potential Energy, which is in reality the capacity of a body for doing work owing to its position. For example we may take an ordinary eight-day clock. When the weights are wound up, they have a certain amount of potential energy stored up, which will counteract the friction of the wheels and the resistance of the air on the pendulum. Or, again, we have the example of a water-wheel: first the water in the reservoir, being higher than the wheel, has an amount of potential energy. This is converted into kinetic energy in striking against the paddles, and after this we have potential energy again produced by the action of the fly-wheel.

In this lecture, I plan to explore some of the forces present in our social system and will try to measure them using mathematical methods and analogical reasoning. We'll start with the old definition of Force as anything that sets matter in motion, stops it, or changes its motion once it's started. When a mass is moving, it has the ability to do work, which we call Energy; when this energy comes from the motion of an object, it’s known as Kinetic Energy (in mathematical terms, KE = 1/2 MV²). [75Please provide the text for me to modernize. Another form of kinetic energy is called Potential Energy, which is essentially the ability of an object to do work because of its position. For instance, let’s consider a regular eight-day clock. When the weights are wound up, they store a certain amount of potential energy that will counteract the friction of the gears and the drag of the air on the pendulum. Similarly, we have the example of a water-wheel: initially, the water in the reservoir, being higher than the wheel, possesses a certain amount of potential energy. This energy is turned into kinetic energy when it strikes the paddles, and afterward, potential energy is again created by the action of the flywheel.

By the principle of conservation of energy, if we consider the whole universe, not our planet alone (for its heat and energy are continually diminished to some slight degree), we find that no energy is lost.

By the principle of conservation of energy, if we consider the entire universe, not just our planet (since its heat and energy are constantly reduced to some small extent), we find that no energy is lost.

Force is recognised as acting in two ways: in Statics, so as to compel rest, or to prevent change of motion; and in Kinetics, so as to produce or to change [76] motion; and the whole science which investigates the action of force is called Dynamics.

Force is understood to work in two ways: in Statics, it causes things to stay still or prevents motion from changing; and in Kinetics, it creates or alters This is empty. Please provide a phrase to modernize.76]motion. The entire field that studies how force acts is called Dynamics.

All this is of course pure mathematics, and I have made these elementary observations for the benefit of my younger hearers, the students of this University. My grave and reverend seniors will pardon, I am sure, the repetition of facts well known to them for the sake of those who are less informed than themselves.

All of this is obviously just basic math, and I've shared these simple points for the benefit of my younger listeners, the students at this University. I'm sure my respected elders will forgive me for repeating facts they already know for the sake of those who are not as informed as they are.

Now before I proceed further, I will endeavour to point out that these elementary truths of physical science hold good in our social system. Each individual is a mass, acted on by numerous forces, capable of ‘doing work,’ which work can be measured and his velocity calculated. Some individuals have a vast potential energy; that is to say, from their position and station in the social system, they have a power which is capable of producing work which a less exalted individual has not. Like the weights in an eight-day clock, or the water in a reservoir, they have a capacity for doing work, owing to [77] the position to which they have been raised. How vast the influence of a Primate or a Premier, a General or a King! And yet their power is chiefly potential energy, arising from the position they occupy, not from the individuals themselves. Schiller has described this in poetical language, which, strange to say, is mathematically correct:

Now, before I go any further, I want to point out that these basic truths of physical science also apply to our social system. Each person is like a mass, influenced by many forces, capable of 'doing work,' which can be measured and their speed calculated. Some individuals have a lot of potential energy; in other words, due to their position and role in society, they have a power to create work that someone of a lower status doesn’t have. Just like the weights in an eight-day clock or the water in a reservoir, they have the ability to do work because of the position they’ve reached. Just think about the enormous influence of a Prime Minister, a General, or a King! Yet, their power is mostly potential energy, based on the position they hold rather than the individuals themselves. Schiller described this in poetic terms, which, oddly enough, is mathematically accurate:

‘Yes, there’s a patent of nobility
Above the meanness of our common state;
With what they do the vulgar natures buy
Their titles; and with what they are, the great.’

Other forces may have raised these men to their exalted positions; but their influence is due to their height, their potential energy. Placed on a lower level, they would cease to have that power. How calm the dignity of this potential rank! The water in the reservoir is scarcely ruffled or disturbed, as if unconscious of its power; when it has lost its force it rushes along with a sullen murmur and a roar, howling and hissing and boiling in endless torture, until—

Other forces might have lifted these men to their high positions, but their impact comes from their stature, their potential energy. If they were placed on a lower level, they would lose that power. There's a serene dignity in this potential rank! The water in the reservoir is barely disturbed, as if unaware of its strength; once it loses its force, it rushes forward with a gloomy murmur and a roar, howling, hissing, and boiling in endless agony, until—

‘It gains a safer bed, and steals at last
Along the mazes of the quiet vale.’

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So the vulgar crowd rushes on, with plenty of kinetic force, making noise enough and looking very busy; while those who seem to sleep in calm forgetfulness, exercise their potential energy, and do the real work of turning the great engine of the State.

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So the unruly crowd rushes forward, packed with energy, making a lot of noise and looking very active; while those who appear to be peacefully unaware, utilize their potential energy, and do the essential work of driving the great machinery of the State.

There are attractive and repulsive forces (more commonly the latter, the cynic will say) in our social system, but each individual is the centre of various forces acting upon him. In nature all matter possesses the force of gravity, and whatever the size of two particles may be, they mutually attract each other. The earth attracts the moon; the moon attracts the earth. A stone thrown up into the air exercises an infinitesimal force upon the earth; so in the social system every individual, however small and insignificant he may be, exercises some attractive force upon his neighbour. There is no one in the world who does not exercise some influence for good or for evil upon his fellows.

There are both attractive and repulsive forces (more often the latter, as a cynic might say) in our social system, but every individual is at the center of various forces acting on them. In nature, all matter has the force of gravity, and regardless of the size of two particles, they attract each other. The earth pulls the moon; the moon pulls the earth. A stone thrown into the air exerts a tiny force on the earth; similarly, in the social system, every individual, no matter how small or insignificant they may seem, exerts some attractive force on their neighbor. There’s nobody in the world who doesn’t have some influence, for better or for worse, on others.

The force of cohesion is manifest in society as in nature, that force, I mean, [79] which resists the separation of a body’s particles. Different bodies possess different powers of cohesion, e.g., the cohesion of chalk is far less than that of flint embedded in it; even the same body possesses different powers of cohesion in different directions, e.g., it is easier to split wood in the direction of the fibres than perpendicular to them. If by our old principle of continuity we change the words ‘bodies’ into ‘States’ or ‘individuals,’ we shall see that the same laws hold good in social science as in natural philosophy.

The force of cohesion is evident in society just like it is in nature. This force, I mean, Text not provided. Please input a phrase for modernization.79Understood. Please provide the text you would like me to modernize. resists the separation of a body’s particles. Different bodies have different levels of cohesion; for example, the cohesion of chalk is much less than that of flint that's embedded in it. Even the same body can have different levels of cohesion based on direction; for instance, it's easier to split wood along the direction of the fibers than it is to split it against them. If we apply our old principle of continuity and switch the words ‘bodies’ for ‘States’ or ‘individuals,’ we can see that the same laws apply in social science as they do in natural philosophy.

These are a few analogous laws which I have taken almost at random; but it must strike the most casual listener to my remarks that it is wondrous strange that men, regarded as social beings, should possess the same qualities, and be governed by the same laws, as the rest of matter. As Bishop Butler says, ‘the force of analogy consists in the frequency of the supposed analogous facts, and the real resemblance of the things compared.’ It appeals to the reasoning faculty, and may form a solid argument. Hence, if we can prove the [80] similarity of various laws and conditions, we may not be wrong in assuming by analogy the identity of those laws and conditions.

These are a few similar laws that I've picked almost at random; but it should strike even the most casual listener to my comments that it's quite strange that people, seen as social beings, should have the same qualities and be governed by the same laws as the rest of matter. As Bishop Butler says, ‘the force of analogy comes from the frequency of the supposed similar facts and the real resemblance of the things being compared.’ It engages our reasoning and can create a solid argument. Therefore, if we can prove the ]80Please provide the short piece of text for modernizing.similarity of various laws and conditions, we may not be wrong in assuming by analogy that those laws and conditions are identical.

I have stated my case in this manner in order to convince the gainsayers, if any such there be, and to banish any doubts or questionings which may have arisen in your minds. I will now proceed with some further investigations, full of the most profound interest and importance.

I’ve made my argument in this way to persuade any skeptics, if there are any, and to clear up any doubts or questions you might have. Now, I will move on to some further explorations that are incredibly interesting and significant.

Doubtless many of the lady-students present are in the habit of welcoming peaceful evening in with a potent draught of ‘the cup which cheers but not inebriates;’ and as men are great flatterers (for imitation is the greatest flattery), I believe the male portion of my audience have been known to follow that excellent example. Some perhaps are in the habit of burning the midnight oil, and keep their eyes open by means of this fruit of the hermit’s pious zeal, endowed by high omnipotence with the power of hindering sleep;6 but that practice I do [81] not advise, as that delicate portion of our system, the nerves, especially of women, often becomes injured by such stimulating doses. However, you will have observed (if you do not follow the modern pernicious fashion of taking tea without sugar) that numerous bubbles are formed upon the surface of the liquid. After a few moments these unite into one central mass of bubbles by the force of mutual attraction.

Without a doubt, many of the female students here are used to inviting a peaceful evening in with a strong drink of "the cup that cheers but doesn't intoxicate." And since men are great flatterers (because imitation is the highest form of flattery), I believe the male portion of my audience has also been known to follow that excellent example. Some might be in the habit of burning the midnight oil and stay awake thanks to this product of the hermit's pious efforts, given by a higher power the ability to prevent sleep;6 but I don’t recommend that, as that sensitive part of our system, the nerves, especially in women, can often be harmed by such stimulating substances. However, you may have noticed (if you don’t follow the modern, harmful trend of drinking tea without sugar) that many bubbles form on the surface of the liquid. After a short time, these bubbles come together into one central cluster due to their mutual attraction.

It appears from considerations which are detailed in works on physical astronomy, that two particles of matter placed at any sensible distance apart attract each other with a force directly proportional to the product of their masses, and inversely proportional to the square of their distance.

It seems from discussions found in physical astronomy texts that two particles of matter positioned at any noticeable distance from each other attract each other with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them.

Now, suppose that we have a number of circular masses situated upon a plane [82] surface, they will attract each other with a force which may be determined with exactitude; and the greater the masses the greater the force. We will now apply this to polemical science. The agricultural settlement is the first stage in the civilization and formation of a State. How did this arise? First, a single family immigrated to some uncultivated parts of the country, perhaps accompanied by others, who formed a little colony. Other settlements were made in other parts of the land; and thus the country became overspread with these detached and separate communities. An eminent writer declares that these settlements can be traced in the beginnings of every race which has made progress; that they were characteristic of those races in Greece and Italy, in Asia and Africa, which grew into the opulent and famous cities in which so much in the early history of civilization was developed. The colonies of England have been formed in the same way, just as in olden time England itself was occupied when the Roman power ceased.

Now, imagine we have several circular masses positioned on a flat surface [82Please provide the text you want me to modernize.. They will attract each other with a force that can be accurately calculated, and the larger the masses, the stronger the force. Let's connect this to political science. Agricultural settlement is the first step in the development of civilization and the formation of a state. How did this come about? Initially, a single family moved to some uncultivated regions of the country, possibly joined by others, creating a small colony. Additional settlements sprang up in other parts of the land, and gradually, the country became dotted with these distinct and separate communities. A notable writer claims that these settlements can be traced back to the origins of every advancing race; they were typical of the races in Greece and Italy, in Asia and Africa, which evolved into the wealthy and renowned cities where much of early civilization's history took shape. The colonies of England were established in a similar manner, just as England itself was populated in ancient times when Roman power declined.

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These settlements correspond to the circular masses situated on the plane surface; they were quite separate from each other, each having its own laws, its own headman or ruler, its own assembly or parish council. But as time elapsed, the force of mutual attraction set in; by degrees these separate settlements were drawn together by force which increased in proportion as the settlements increased; until at last one united kingdom was formed under one king, governed by uniform laws and regulations. The bubbles have blended, the circles have come together, and one large circle or other curve is the result. This may be called the Law of Social Attraction. In accordance with the results of one of my previous lectures, I have taken the circle as representing the simplest form of government, which figure, in the case of the elementary settlements, must have been small.

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These communities correspond to the circular areas on a flat surface; they were completely distinct from each other, each with its own laws, its own leader or ruler, and its own assembly or local council. However, over time, the power of mutual attraction came into play; gradually, these separate communities were pulled together by a force that grew stronger as the communities expanded; until finally, a unified kingdom was established under one king, governed by consistent laws and regulations. The bubbles have merged, the circles have come together, resulting in one large circle or another shape. This can be referred to as the Law of Social Attraction. Based on the findings from one of my earlier lectures, I’ve chosen the circle to represent the simplest form of government, which, in the case of the basic settlements, would have been small.

Many of you, most noble professors, are doubtless accustomed to make experiments with the microscope. I will [84] suggest a simple one, which illustrates very forcibly what I am endeavouring to show you. Take some particles of copper, and scatter them at intervals over the surface of an object-glass, and pour some sulphuric acid upon the glass. Now, what is the result? A beautiful network of apparently golden texture spreads itself gradually over the whole area of the glass. Steadily it pursues its way, and the result is beautiful to behold. The minute particles of copper were the original settlements scattered over the land; the sulphuric acid the civilizing agent; and the final picture of a united civilized homogeneous nation is well represented by the progressive and finally glorious network of gold. This example is of course outside our present subject, but it serves as a beautiful illustration.

Many of you, esteemed professors, are probably used to conducting experiments with a microscope. I’ll suggest a simple one that clearly demonstrates what I’m trying to show you. Take some pieces of copper and scatter them evenly over the surface of a glass slide, then pour some sulfuric acid on top. What happens? A stunning network that looks almost golden gradually spreads across the entire surface of the glass. It moves steadily, and the result is a sight to behold. The tiny copper particles represent the original settlements scattered across the land; the sulfuric acid is the civilizing force; and the final image of a united, civilized, and cohesive nation is beautifully depicted by the evolving and ultimately magnificent network of gold. This example isn’t directly related to our current topic, but it serves as a wonderful illustration.

As an instance of the attractive force exercised by small communities upon each other, I may mention the united kingdom of Germany, which is composed of numerous small States and nations, which have been drawn together by the power of [85] mutual attraction. Until recently they were each self-contained, separate constitutions, with their own kings and forms of government; but the attracting force, assisted by forces from without, has proved too much for them, and the great and powerful united kingdom of Germany is the result.

As an example of the attractive force that smaller communities have on one another, I can mention the united kingdom of Germany, which consists of many small states and nations that have come together through the power of mutual attraction. Until recently, each had its own separate constitution, kings, and forms of government; however, the drawing force, helped by outside influences, has been overwhelming, leading to the formation of the strong and unified kingdom of Germany.

But why, you may ask, have not the people in Hindustan united in the same way? There the agricultural settlements remain as they did ages ago; separate petty chieftains rule under the all-governing power of England. Why have they not united?

But why, you might wonder, haven’t the people in India come together in the same way? There, the farming communities remain as they were long ago; small local leaders govern under the overall authority of England. Why haven’t they united?

To this objection I reply that there is in social science, as in Nature, a vis inertia; that is to say, there is a tendency in matter to remain at rest if unmoved by any external agency, and also of persisting to move, after it has once been set in motion. The vis inertia of some bodies is greater than that of others, and depends upon their weight and density. Now it so happens that the moral vis inertia of the Hindustani is very great, hence their [86] tendency to amalgamation is small. They remain in the state in which they happen to be.

To this objection, I respond that in social science, just like in nature, there is a vis inertia; that is, there is a tendency in matter to stay at rest if not acted upon by any external force, and also to continue moving once it has been set in motion. The vis inertia of some bodies is greater than that of others, depending on their weight and density. Now, it turns out that the moral vis inertia of the Hindustani is very strong, which is why their tendency to merge is minimal. They remain in the state they find themselves in.

On the other hand the inertia of Englishmen is small, of Englishwomen smaller, and therefore their power of combining is greater. Here let me observe that the quality of inertia is one which ought to be removed as far as possible from each social system. Inertia was regarded as a capital crime by the Egyptians. Solon ordained that inert persons should be put to death, and not contaminate the community. As savages bury living men, so does inertia practise the same barbarous custom upon States and individuals. Observe the putrid state of inert water, the clear and sparkling beauty of the moving stream, bearing away by the force of its own motion aught that might contaminate it. Men more often resemble the stagnant water than the rivulet. A healthy social state enforces labour by natural laws, and banishes inertia as much as possible from the system. If the principles of some noisy English [87] politicians were fully carried out, and all things made ‘free,’ inertia would be increased, and listless indolence pervade the masses of our countrymen. I may say that inertia is not entirely unknown in our sister University of Cambridge.

On the other hand, the inertia of Englishmen is low, and even lower for Englishwomen, so their ability to come together is stronger. Here, I want to point out that inertia is a trait that should be minimized in every social system. The Egyptians viewed inertia as a serious offense. Solon declared that inactive people should be executed to keep the community from being tainted. Just as savages bury living people, inertia does the same destructive thing to States and individuals. Look at the foul state of stagnant water compared to the clear and sparkling beauty of a flowing stream, which carries away anything that might pollute it through its own movement. People are often more like stagnant water than flowing streams. A healthy society requires work through natural principles and seeks to eliminate inertia as much as possible from the system. If the ideas of some loud English politicians were fully implemented, making everything “free,” inertia would increase, and widespread laziness would set in among our countrymen. I can say that inertia is not completely absent in our sister University of Cambridge.

The existence of social forces is supported by the testimony of Dr. Tyndall, who plainly recognises their power, though he does not attempt to expound their origin. ‘Thoughtful minds are driven to seek, in the interaction of social forces, the genesis and development of man’s moral nature. If they succeed in their search—and I think they are sure to succeed—social duty would be raised to a higher level of significance, and the deepening sense of social duty would, it is to be hoped, lessen, if not obliterate, the strife and heart-burnings which now beset and disguise our social life.’ I accept with gratification Dr. Tyndall’s conclusions: to determine, examine, trace, calculate these social forces which exercise such a powerful influence on our characters, our lives, our customs, which produce the [88] greatness of the State, or drag it down with irresistible strength from its pinnacle of glory to an abyss of degradation; to estimate such forces is the great and noble object of our lectures and researches in this University. Prosecute, most noble professors, your studies in this direction with all the energy of your enlightened intellects, and there is yet hope that this new science, which I have endeavoured to sketch out, however feebly, may be the means of saving our beloved nation from degradation and ruin, and raising her to a higher level of glory and honour. I hope to continue the subject of social forces in my next lecture.

The existence of social forces is backed by Dr. Tyndall's testimony, who clearly recognizes their influence, even though he doesn't delve into their origins. "Thoughtful individuals are compelled to explore the interaction of social forces to understand the emergence and evolution of human moral nature. If they succeed in this quest—and I believe they will—social responsibility would gain greater importance, and hopefully, a deeper awareness of social duty would reduce, if not completely eliminate, the conflicts and tensions that currently disrupt and obscure our social life." I wholeheartedly agree with Dr. Tyndall’s conclusions: to identify, analyze, trace, and quantify these social forces that have such a powerful impact on our character, our lives, our traditions, and that contribute to the greatness of the State or drag it down with overwhelming force from its peak of glory to a pit of degradation; assessing these forces is the essential and noble aim of our lectures and research here at this University. Pursue, esteemed professors, your studies in this area with all the vigor of your enlightened minds, and there is still hope that this new science, which I have attempted to outline, albeit inadequately, may be a means of saving our cherished nation from decline and disaster, and elevating her to a higher level of glory and honor. I plan to continue discussing social forces in my next lecture.


6 A Chinese legend relates that a pious hermit, who in his watchings and prayers had often been overtaken by sleep, so that his eyelids closed, in holy wrath against the weakness of the flesh, cut them off, and threw them on the ground. But a god caused a tea-shrub to spring out of them, the leaves of which exhibit the form of an eyelid bordered with lashes, and possess the gift of hindering sleep.—Dr. Ure.

6 A Chinese legend tells of a devout hermit who, during his prayers and meditations, often fell asleep, causing his eyelids to close. In a fit of holy anger at his body's weakness, he cut off his eyelids and tossed them to the ground. But a god made a tea plant grow from them, with leaves shaped like eyelids adorned with lashes, which have the ability to prevent sleep.—Dr. You are.

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PAPER VI.

ON SOCIAL FORCES (continued)—POLEMICAL STATICS AND DYNAMICS.

Most Noble Professors and Students of Girtham,—We have embarked upon a stormy sea of speculation, on a voyage of grand discovery, and the dangerous waves of adverse criticism, and the deceptive under-current of prejudice, often make the steersman’s lot by no means an enviable one. But our vessel is sound and perfectly equipped, and therefore I do not fear to guide her across the great unknown.

Most esteemed professors and students of Girtham,—We have set out on a turbulent sea of ideas, on a journey of great discovery. The rough waves of criticism and the sneaky undertow of bias often make the helmsman’s job quite challenging. However, our ship is solid and fully prepared, so I’m not afraid to navigate her through the vast unknown.

It may have occurred to you that the problems which present themselves for solution in social science are far more difficult and complicated than those which arise in ordinary mathematics. That is undoubtedly the case; but this extra degree of difficulty is due to the fact that [90] we make no assumptions; we take the things as they really are, not as they are assumed to be. In physical science, if we take into consideration the resistance of the air, the curvature of the earth, the rigid connection which exists between particles in the same body, and a host of other things which are often conveniently neglected in elementary works, how complicated the various problems become! So we must not be surprised at some of the difficulties which occur in social science, as nothing is neglected; the whole problem is before us, and having solved it we need not make allowances for any falsely assumed data.

It might have crossed your mind that the problems we face in social science are much tougher and more complex than those in regular math. That’s definitely true; but this added difficulty comes from the fact that [90]we don’t make any assumptions; we look at things as they really are, not as we assume they are. In physical science, when we factor in air resistance, the curvature of the Earth, the strong connections between particles in the same object, and a bunch of other factors that are often overlooked in basic texts, the problems get really complicated! So, we shouldn't be surprised by some of the challenges in social science, since nothing is overlooked; the entire problem is laid out in front of us, and once we solve it, we don’t have to adjust for any mistakenly assumed data.

It is possible that other professors of this science may come to slightly different conclusions to those which I have arrived at. That is only to be expected, because their original observations may have slightly varied. But in physical science allowances are made for different observers. In astronomy, for example, we find the value of the ‘Personal Equation.’ One observer on looking through the telescope [91] may take the meridian of a star rather differently from another watcher of the heavenly bodies, and the personal equation is used to make allowances for this quickness, or slowness, of observation. So in social science there must be a personal equation too, and our object ought to be, in the ordinary affairs of life as well as in the higher duties of scientific action, to make our personal equation as small as possible. But until the old proverb, ‘Quot homines, tot sententiæ,’ has ceased to have any meaning, there will be abundant need of this most useful aid to accuracy.

It's possible that other professors in this field might reach slightly different conclusions than the ones I've come to. That's to be expected since their initial observations might have varied slightly. However, in physical science, allowances are made for different observers. For instance, in astronomy, we recognize the concept of the 'Personal Equation.' One observer looking through a telescope [91I'm sorry, but there seems to be an error in your request. Could you please provide the text you would like me to modernize? might determine the meridian of a star differently than another observer of celestial bodies, and the personal equation is used to account for this difference in observation speed. Similarly, in social science, there also needs to be a personal equation, and we should aim to minimize our personal biases in everyday life as well as in the important tasks of scientific work. But until the old saying, 'Quot homines, tot sententiæ,' loses its relevance, we will still need this helpful tool for accuracy.

The close connection which exists between social forces and material forces is plainly shown by the doctrine of the conservation of energy. ‘This doctrine,’ says Dr. Tyndall, ‘recognises in the material universe a constant sum of power made up of items among which the most Protean fluctuations are incessantly going on. It is as if the body of nature were alive, the thrill and interchange of its energies resembling those of an organism. The [92] parts of the stupendous whole shift and change, augment and diminish, appear and disappear; while the total of which they are the parts remains quantitatively immutable, plus accompanies minus, gain accompanies loss, no item varying in the slightest degree without an absolutely equal change of some other item in the opposite direction.’ So do the forces in the social world ebb and flow, rise and fall, carrying on the same universal law which regulates the energy of material force.

The strong link between social forces and material forces is clearly illustrated by the principle of energy conservation. "This principle," Dr. Tyndall states, "recognizes a constant amount of power in the material universe, consisting of components among which constant fluctuations occur. It’s as if nature itself is alive, with the vibrancy and exchange of its energies resembling those of a living organism. The parts of this vast whole shift and change, increase and decrease, appear and vanish; while the total of which they are parts remains unchanged in quantity. Positive balances with negative, gain comes with loss, and no component changes even slightly without a precisely equal opposite change in another component.” Similarly, forces in the social world ebb and flow, rise and fall, following the same universal law that governs the energy of material forces.

I will now proceed to enumerate some of those forces which exercise such a powerful influence on society.

I will now list some of the forces that have a powerful impact on society.

First, let us take the force of Public Opinion, which seems to exercise a relentless sway over the minds and manners of men. This is a very subtle and secret force, which is most difficult to trace, and resembles electricity in the science of physics. We cannot see it, but are only able to judge of its power by its results. Its point of application is not in the individual, but in the collection of individuals [93] who make up the social system; and it is, in reality, the resultant of, or the compromise between, the various elementary forces which make up human society. Yes, compromise is a purely mechanical affair, based on the principle of the parallelogram of forces; and as public opinion is the result of a compromise, we may calculate its force. For example: ‘It is required to know the state of public opinion in the matter of politics, when the results of a General Election show that the Conservatives are to the Liberals as 10 : 9.’

First, let’s look at the influence of Public Opinion, which seems to have a constant hold over people's thoughts and behaviors. This is a very subtle and hidden force, making it hard to identify, similar to electricity in physics. We can’t see it, but we can only gauge its power by its outcomes. Its impact isn’t found in individuals, but in the group of individuals Text not provided. Please input the text you'd like to modernize.93Please provide the text you'd like me to modernize.that form the social system; and it is, in fact, the result or compromise of the various basic forces that constitute human society. Yes, compromise is purely mechanical, based on the principle of the parallelogram of forces; and since public opinion is the outcome of a compromise, we can estimate its strength. For instance: ‘It is important to know the state of public opinion regarding politics when the results of a General Election show that the Conservatives are to the Liberals as 10:9.’

Let OC be the direction of the Conservative force.

Let OC be the direction of the conservative force.

Let OL be that of the Liberal.

Let OL be that of the Liberal.

Then by data OC : OL :: 10 : 9.

Then by data OC : OL :: 10 : 9.

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Diagram: parallelogram with leading diagonal

Complete the parallelogram, and join OP.

Complete the parallelogram and connect OP.

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Then OP represents the strength and direction of public opinion.

N.B.—The direction of OL is determined by the amount of deviation of the policy of the Liberals from that of the Conservatives.

N.B.—The direction of OL is determined by how much the Liberals' policies differ from the Conservatives'.

As in physical, so in social science, impulsive forces sometimes act, and effectually disturb our system and our calculations. Public opinion is very liable to the action of disturbing forces. Panic is an impulsive force, which defies the power of the most learned professors of social science to determine its magnitude and direction. Some strange unforeseen catastrophe—the fascination caused by a brilliant and unscrupulous orator, a cruel wrong, a blind revenge for real or imaginary injustice—will sometimes rouse one element of passion latent in the vast body of public opinion; so that it breaks with all that hitherto restrained and balanced it, and precipitates society into a course of conduct inconsistent with its former behaviour, and bloodshed, revolution, the breaking-up of laws, are the terrible results of panic or revengeful passion.

Just like in physical sciences, social sciences also face impulsive forces that can disrupt our system and our calculations. Public opinion is very susceptible to these disruptive forces. Panic is an impulsive force that challenges even the most knowledgeable experts in social science to assess its scale and direction. An unexpected disaster—whether it’s the allure of a charismatic and unscrupulous speaker, a deep injustice, or a blind quest for revenge over real or imagined wrongs—can trigger latent passions within the vast pool of public opinion. This can cause it to break free from everything that has previously held it in check and leads society into behaviors that contradict its past actions, resulting in chaos, revolution, and the breakdown of laws, which are the dire outcomes of panic or vengeful emotions.

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Society is, as it were, split up by the terrible action of such impulsive forces, just as wood is split up by the repeated blows of the hatchet. It is, therefore, the duty of statesmen to increase the power or force of cohesion, to strengthen the fibres of the State, so that the force of such impulsive blows may not be felt, nor disturb the continuity of the framework of the State. If such measures had been adopted in the neighbouring country of France, much misery might have been avoided, and the terrible revolutions which have so frequently convulsed her social system entirely prevented.

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Society is, in a way, divided by the destructive impact of these impulsive forces, just like wood is split apart by the repeated strikes of an axe. It's, therefore, the responsibility of politicians to enhance the power or force of unity, to strengthen the threads of the State, so that the impact of these impulsive blows won't be felt, nor disrupt the continuity of the framework of the State. If such measures had been implemented in the neighboring country of France, a lot of suffering might have been prevented, and the horrific revolutions that have often shaken her social system could have been entirely avoided.

Friction is another disturbing element in our calculations, and although it may be made a useful servant, it is a bad master in mathematics, as in polemics. Without the aid of friction, progress would be impossible. For example: Take the case of a man with perfectly smooth skates on perfectly hard, smooth ice; he would be unable to reach the land unless he had provided himself with some stones, by throwing which he would just be able to [96] get to his destination by a backward motion. The engine would be unable to proceed on its iron road if it were not for friction. The same is true in polemical science: the government of the country would not be able to be carried on under our present conditions if it were not for party friction. But suppose it increased indefinitely, party friction becomes party obstruction; and the engine of the State would no longer proceed smoothly and evenly along its appointed course at the rate of sixty miles an hour, but would resemble an old-fashioned coach, up to its axle-trees in mud, its motion altogether stopped by the action of party friction.

Friction is another unsettling factor in our calculations, and while it can be a helpful tool, it's a poor leader in mathematics, much like in debates. Without friction, progress wouldn’t be possible. For example: Imagine a person with perfectly smooth skates on perfectly hard, smooth ice; they wouldn’t be able to reach the shore unless they carried some stones to throw, allowing them to get to their destination by moving backward. An engine wouldn’t be able to move on its metal tracks without friction. The same applies to political science: the country's government couldn’t function under our current circumstances without party friction. However, if it increased without limit, party friction turns into party obstruction; then the government's operations wouldn’t run smoothly at the expected pace of sixty miles an hour, but would become like an old-fashioned cart, stuck in mud up to its axles, completely halted by the effects of party friction.

We have seen that forces have two ways of acting: that of compelling rest and that of producing motion. In statics forces act so as to prevent any change of motion, or disturb the body’s original position. In kinetics, on the contrary, the power is recognised as acting so as to produce or change a body’s motion. Now, in polemical science we have these two ways of considering the action of [97] forces. There is the statical or conservative force, which compels rest, which seeks security, stability, and peace, and is not ardently devoted to change. It reduces the system to equilibrium. There are, of course, two kinds of equilibrium—stable and unstable—according as the social and political system is in a healthy or unhealthy state. If a body is in stable equilibrium, and any slight motion takes place, the body will return immediately to its former position; but if in unstable, it will decline further and further away from its original position, and be entirely upset. So a healthy and sound conservative equilibrium is not disturbed by outside forces, and the State will resume its former position of stability and rest when the opposing force is withdrawn. But an unhealthy and insecure conservatism is as easily disturbed as an egg balanced on its narrow end.

We’ve seen that forces can act in two ways: by causing rest and by creating motion. In statics, forces work to prevent any change in motion or to disrupt an object’s original position. In kinetics, on the other hand, the force is recognized as acting to create or alter a body’s motion. Now, in the study of polemics, we can consider these two approaches to understanding the action of ]97Please provide a short piece of text you would like me to modernize.forces. There’s the statical or conservative force, which maintains rest, seeks security, stability, and peace, and doesn’t passionately pursue change. It aims to bring the system to equilibrium. Naturally, there are two types of equilibrium—stable and unstable—depending on whether the social and political system is in a healthy or unhealthy state. If a system is in stable equilibrium, any slight movement will cause it to quickly return to its previous position; however, if it’s in unstable equilibrium, it will move further away from its original position and be completely disrupted. A healthy, sound conservative equilibrium isn’t shaken by external forces, allowing the State to regain its previous stability and rest once the opposing force is removed. But an unhealthy, insecure conservatism is as easily disturbed as an egg balanced on its narrow end.

The kinetics of society, that is to say the Radical way of estimating force, is the party of motion, generally supposed to be the ‘party of progress.’ It has [98] therefore many attractions in the eyes of those who delight in motion, speed, and rushing about. To run at full speed, to feel the keen air upon one’s face, to experience the delightful sensation of freedom of will, and limb, are joys which cannot be denied. Such exercise is beneficial to the system, bodily or political. Motion is the life of all things; it is characteristic of nature; it adores nature; because it is an emblem and characteristic of life. The ceaseless rolling of the ocean waves, the swaying of the trees, the bending of the flowers, the waving of the corn, all these fill us with pleasure; whereas a flat uninteresting plain, unrelieved by the motion of terrestrial objects, is depressing to the spirit. So there is much to be said in favour of motion, and Carlyle has defined progress as ‘living movement.’ And men love this ‘living movement,’ and take up the Laureate’s cry:

The dynamics of society, meaning the Radical way of measuring force, is the movement that’s generally thought to be the ‘movement of progress.’ It has [98Please provide the text you'd like modernized.many appeal for those who enjoy action, speed, and being on the go. Running at full speed, feeling the fresh air on your face, and experiencing the wonderful sense of freedom of choice and movement are pleasures that can’t be overlooked. Such activity is good for both the body and the political system. Motion is the essence of everything; it’s a characteristic of nature; it embraces nature because it symbolizes and represents life. The continuous rolling of ocean waves, the swaying of trees, the bending of flowers, and the waving of corn all bring us joy; in contrast, a flat, dull plain, devoid of the movement of earthly objects, can be disheartening. So there’s a lot to be said for movement, and Carlyle has described progress as ‘living movement.’ People love this ‘living movement’ and echo the Laureate’s call:

‘Forward, forward, let us range,
Let the great world spin for ever down the ringing
Grooves of change.’

But, after all, there is a danger in this [99] everlasting motion. We cannot tell whither this progress may lead. It may be along a safe sure road; but perchance a precipice may open out before us; and rejoicing in the acceleration of our velocity, with eyes intent upon some distant heights of glory and ambition, we may not discover our danger until it is too late to stop, and a terrible plunge into an unknown abyss of turmoil and tumultuous waves is the alarming result of an unguarded policy of unrestrained ‘progress.’ I recall to my mind the quaint words of Holmes which aptly illustrate my contention.

But, after all, there’s a danger in this ]99I'm sorry, but I didn't receive any text to modernize. Please provide a phrase for me to work with! endless motion. We can’t know where this progress might take us. It could be down a safe and secure path; but maybe a cliff could open up in front of us; and while we’re celebrating our increased speed, with our eyes fixed on some far-off peaks of glory and ambition, we might not see our danger until it’s too late to stop, leading to a terrifying fall into an unknown chaos of turmoil and crashing waves as a worrying result of a careless approach to unrestricted ‘progress.’ I remember the quirky words of Holmes that perfectly illustrate my point.

‘If the wild filly, “Progress”, thou would’st ride,
Have young companions ever at thy side;
But wouldst thou stride the staunch old mare, “Success,”
Go with thine elders, though they please thee less.’

Progress and success do not always go together hand in hand; and while motion is essential to life, it is not always safe to urge a country forward at too great a speed; and security and stability are quite as important to the nation’s life as actual progress.

Progress and success don’t always go together; while movement is essential to life, pushing a country too fast isn’t always safe. Security and stability are just as important to a nation’s well-being as actual progress.

There are other impulsive forces which [100] act occasionally in the sphere of politics, and which baffle all our calculations, and exclude scientific considerations of the polemical problems which arise. Ambition is such an impulsive force, and when the rulers of the people are actuated by it, and struggle for money, place, and power, politics is degraded from its position as a science, and it becomes impossible to estimate the result of forces so generated.

There are other impulsive forces which [100Please provide the text you would like me to modernize.sometimes play a role in politics, which confuse all our calculations and make scientific analysis of the contentious issues impossible. Ambition is one such impulsive force, and when the leaders of the people are driven by it, fighting for money, status, and power, politics is reduced from being a science, making it impossible to predict the outcome of such forces.

In my next lecture I propose to treat the important subject of the Laws which govern States and Governments, and which regulate, generate, and control the social forces which we have seen at work in the body politic.

In my next lecture, I plan to discuss the important topic of the laws that govern states and governments, and that regulate, create, and manage the social forces we've observed in the political system.

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PAPER VII.

LAWS OF POLITICAL MOTION.

Since the last time I had the honour of addressing you on polemical matters, I have met with a passage in the writings of M. Auguste Comte which afforded me much pleasure. It seemed to be the one word for which I had been waiting, and confirmed many of my own impressions and speculations. He lays down two propositions: first, that the constructive politics of the future must be based on the history of the past; and second, that political science is a composite study, and presupposes the complete apprehension of every branch of science, beginning with the physical, such as astronomy, and ending with the moral, such as ethics and sociology. M. Comte evidently does not regard as a vain dream and imaginative [102] speculation the theory that it will be possible for statesmen to calculate a policy, and to determine a course of action by purely scientific considerations. May I entertain the hope that in this university, where all branches of physical science have found a home, and are studied by most able and learned professors, the science of politics may be pursued under most favourable circumstances? I trust that each professor will bring before me the results of their deliberations, and contribute to the growth of this particular science for which our university has already become deservedly famous.

Since the last time I had the privilege of speaking to you about controversial topics, I came across a passage in the writings of M. Auguste Comte that brought me a lot of joy. It felt like the exact word I had been waiting for, and it validated many of my own thoughts and ideas. He presents two main points: first, that the constructive politics of the future must be built on the history of the past; and second, that political science is a combined study that requires a thorough understanding of every branch of science, starting with the physical sciences like astronomy and ending with the moral sciences like ethics and sociology. M. Comte clearly doesn’t see as a foolish dream or fanciful idea the theory that statesmen can devise a policy and decide on a course of action based solely on scientific reasoning. May I hope that in this university, where all fields of physical science have found a place and are taught by highly skilled and knowledgeable professors, the science of politics can be explored under the best possible conditions? I believe that each professor will share their findings with me and help advance this particular field of study for which our university has already gained well-deserved recognition.

My present lecture is devoted to the important consideration of Law. At first sight it may appear to you that the wills and passions of mankind are so diverse and unknowable, that it would be absurd to suppose that they can be calculated, or rendered amenable to any law. But Professor Amos has pointed out that in proportion as we examine history, and compare the actions present and past of different [103] nations and states, the more uniform does human nature appear; the more calculable the actions, sentiments, and emotions of large masses of people. As we have already stated, the difficulties of the study are not likely to deter the professors of Girtham College from the pursuit of any particular branch of science.

My current lecture focuses on the important topic of Law. At first glance, it might seem that people's wills and passions are so varied and unpredictable that it would be ridiculous to think they can be measured or subjected to any law. However, Professor Amos has noted that as we look at history and compare the current and past actions of different nations and states, human nature seems more consistent; the actions, feelings, and emotions of large groups of people become more predictable. As we've already mentioned, the challenges of this study are unlikely to discourage the professors of Girtham College from pursuing any specific branch of science.

A priori we might suppose from analogy that these polemical laws existed, as there is no department of nature which is not governed by law. It is an essential feature in nature, and also in government. What is political economy but the study of certain laws of nature? These were first discovered by Adam Smith, and have since been traced and estimated by such men as Ricardo, the two Mills, Professor Cairnes, Jevons, and many others. Moreover, our physical constitutions are governed by laws, which physicians have determined, and which it is perilous to resist. Our moral constitution is also governed by laws, which evidently exist, although it is difficult to find them out. But the nation is only an assemblage of [104] individuals; and since individuals are so governed, it is only natural to suppose that the nation, composed of individuals, is so constituted and controlled. And not only is that true, but we shall see that polemical laws are as permanent and universal, as invariable and irreversible, as the laws of nature which regulate the courses of the heavenly bodies, and raise the tides, or depress the sandstone hills.

A priori, we might assume from analogy that these controversial laws exist, since there’s no area of nature that isn’t governed by law. It’s a fundamental aspect of nature and also of governance. What is political economy if not the exploration of specific natural laws? These laws were first identified by Adam Smith and have since been analyzed and assessed by figures like Ricardo, the two Mills, Professor Cairnes, Jevons, and many others. Additionally, our physical bodies are governed by laws that doctors have identified, and it can be dangerous to challenge them. Our moral framework is also ruled by laws that clearly exist, even though it can be tough to uncover them. But a nation is simply a group of individuals; since individuals are governed, it makes sense to think that a nation, made up of individuals, is structured and controlled in the same way. Not only is this true, but we will also see that these controversial laws are as permanent and universal, as constant and unchangeable, as the natural laws that control the movements of celestial bodies and the rise and fall of ocean tides or the erosion of sandstone hills.

We may notice first the preponderant impulse observable in a nation’s life in favour of supporting existing facts and institutions; and every reformer has discovered the difficulty and danger of changing or opposing the customs and habits of the people. As a wheel will travel most smoothly along a well-worn groove, whereby friction is diminished, so there is a natural national tendency always to run along those paths with which the habits and customs of the people have made them familiar. This law is nothing else than Newton’s first law of motion, which is quite as applicable to human masses as to lifeless matter. The [105] tendency of matter to remain at rest, if unmoved by any external agency, and of persisting to move after it has once been set in motion, is a conservative tendency; and is as true in political science as in any other.

We can first notice the strong urge in a nation’s life to support existing facts and institutions. Every reformer has found out how challenging and risky it is to change or oppose the customs and habits of the people. Just like a wheel travels most smoothly along a well-worn groove, reducing friction, there’s a natural inclination for a nation to stick to the familiar paths shaped by the habits and customs of its people. This principle is nothing other than Newton's first law of motion, which applies to human groups just as much as it does to inanimate objects. The tendency of matter to stay at rest unless acted upon by an external force, and to continue moving once it’s in motion, reflects a conservative tendency that holds true in political science as well as in any other field. The [105Please provide the text you would like to modernize.

The special branch of our science, which we may call the Biology of Politics, shows how absolute is the domain of law in polemical matters. The law of human life is that men are born, grow, become strong and vigorous, and then decay and die. This is the law of life, to which we must all yield an enforced obedience. This same law is observed to be at work in the heavenly bodies; and astronomy shows us that planets are born, flourish, and at length die, just as our human bodies do. The moon is, as you may have observed, a dead planet, such as our earth may be some day. The same growth and decay are also manifest in national life. First, there is the birth of the nation, which sometimes lies a long time in a dormant state, and then wakes up to life and energy. China and Russia [106] are examples of dormant States, just waking from a long sleep of childishness and ignorance. The next stage is the strong an healthy period of its existence, which England is at present enjoying; and then, after various stages of gradual decline, we come to the senile period of national life, when every energy and faculty, every national feeling and power of invention, are completely exhausted. As an example of this depressing condition, we may mention Turkey and several of the effete States of South America. Sometimes, when life is nearly extinct in the human body, physicians have made use of the power of galvanism, in order to revive the dying energies. This process of galvanizing a State into life was tried by Lord Palmerston and others on the worn-out frame of Turkey. But such attempts can only meet with partial and transitory success; and where the loss of national power and faculty betokens the senile period of the nation’s existence, it is vain to attempt to restore its former life and energy. The study of the biology [107] of politics presents many interesting and important details in this special branch of knowledge; and I commend this part of our subject to the special attention of the professor of physiology. The law of development is observable in nations as in nature. Recent scientific discoveries have tended to take away all ideas of chance in the workings of nature, and have substituted law instead of it. It would be unscientific and incorrect to speak of the world being formed by the ‘fortuitous concourse of atoms.’ So we cannot speak of a State being generated in this manner. Laws—economical, geographical, natural—preside over the formation of States and nations, and produce their further development.

The specialized area of our science, which we can call the Biology of Politics, illustrates how absolute the rule of law is in controversial issues. The law of human existence is that people are born, grow, become strong and robust, and then eventually decline and die. This is the law of life, to which we all must submit with forced compliance. This same law can be seen at work in celestial bodies; astronomy reveals that planets are born, thrive, and ultimately die, just like our human bodies. The moon is, as you might have noticed, a dead planet, much like our Earth may someday be. The same cycle of growth and decline is also evident in the life of nations. First, there’s the birth of a nation, which may lie dormant for a long time before awakening to life and energy. China and Russia [106Please provide the text you would like me to modernize. are examples of dormant States just now emerging from a long slumber of naïveté and ignorance. The next phase is the strong and healthy period of its existence, which England is currently experiencing; and then, after various stages of gradual decline, we reach the elderly period of national life, when every energy and ability, every national sentiment and capacity for innovation, are completely depleted. As an example of this disheartening condition, we can mention Turkey and several of the stagnant States in South America. Sometimes, when life is nearly gone in the human body, doctors have used galvanism to revive the fading energies. This process of galvanizing a State back to life was attempted by Lord Palmerston and others on the exhausted framework of Turkey. However, such efforts can only achieve limited and temporary success; where the loss of national power and capability signals the elderly phase of a nation’s existence, it is futile to try to restore its former vitality and strength. The study of the biology [107I apologize, but there seems to be a misunderstanding. Please provide the short phrases you'd like me to modernize. of politics offers many intriguing and significant insights into this specialized field of knowledge; and I urge the professor of physiology to pay special attention to this part of our topic. The law of development can be observed in nations just as it is in nature. Recent scientific breakthroughs have led to the removal of any notions of chance in the processes of nature, replacing it with law. It would be unscientific and inaccurate to claim that the world was formed by the ‘random interaction of atoms.’ Likewise, we cannot claim that a State comes about in this way. Laws—economic, geographical, and natural—govern the formation of States and nations and drive their ongoing development.

The laws of political motion occupy the same prominent place in our new science as Newton’s laws do in ordinary dynamics. These are very important in calculating the positions which various States will occupy in the future. First, we have the doctrine of nationality, which prevented the progress of Austria into [108] Italy, and of the Bourbons in Naples, and produced the amalgamation of the small German States in the great empire of Germany. The second law of political motion is the doctrine of the independence of all true States, and the equality of all States to each other. This had its growth in feudalism; and all the chief wars of modern times have been the result of the efforts of nature to establish this law of independence. The doctrine of intervention is a modification of the preceding law, and is applicable when the law of necessity demands its use, such as the restoration of order after protracted anarchy, the abolition of slave trade, etc. The third law is the law of morality. Just as for each man there exists a right and a wrong; just as duty and conscience are certain elements in his daily motion, which dictate his course of action, although he may chose to neglect them; so a nation is bound by the same moral laws which govern the individual; and a nation errs if it transgresses them. Christianity is the agent which has [109] produced so powerful an influence in making men obey the dictates of conscience and walk in the path of duty; and I read with thankfulness the conclusion of Mr. Amos, that Christianity has triumphed quite as much in moralizing secular politics as it has in the sphere of individual life.

The laws of political movement hold the same important position in our new science as Newton’s laws do in everyday dynamics. They are crucial in predicting the future roles of various States. First, we have the doctrine of nationality, which hindered Austria's progress into Below is a short piece of text (5 words or fewer). Modernize it into contemporary English if there's enough context, but do not add or omit any information. If context is insufficient, return it unchanged. Do not add commentary, and do not modify any placeholders. If you see placeholders of the form __A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_x__, you must keep them exactly as-is so they can be replaced with links.108It seems you've provided a closing bracket without a phrase. Please provide a short phrase for me to modernize.Italy, the Bourbons in Naples, and led to the unification of the smaller German States into the larger German Empire. The second law of political movement is the doctrine of independence of all true States, and the equality of all States with one another. This developed from feudalism, and all the major wars of modern times have resulted from nature's efforts to establish this law of independence. The doctrine of intervention modifies the earlier law and applies when the necessity demands it, such as restoring order after prolonged anarchy, ending the slave trade, and so on. The third law is the law of morality. Just as every person has a sense of right and wrong; just as duty and conscience are essential elements in their daily lives that guide their actions, even if they choose to ignore them; a nation is bound by the same moral laws that govern individuals, and a nation makes a mistake if it ignores them. Christianity is the force that has [109Please provide the text you would like me to modernize.created such a strong influence in encouraging people to follow their conscience and fulfill their duties; and I am grateful to read Mr. Amos's conclusion that Christianity has succeeded just as much in moralizing secular politics as it has in individual lives.


These are some of the principal laws of motion which I have observed at work in various States and nations. Inasmuch as political science embraces, in addition to the physical sciences, all those branches which are contained in ethics, economics, jurisprudence, sociology and others, the laws of each are generally applicable to the whole grand subject of which my lectures treat. Other general laws may be deduced, and have been enumerated in my previous lectures, from the social properties of curves and conics; and when our researches are complete we may hope to produce a code of laws for the guidance of our statesmen which maybe of immense use in determining [110] the policies of the future. Already there is strong evidence that the affairs of this country are being conducted on sound scientific principles, rather than by any species of guess-work or haphazard contrivances. The use of history is recognised as extremely important in determining a future line of conduct; and statesmen are in the habit of endeavouring to find from their study of the past what is the logical sequence of events. Just as mathematicians endeavour to determine the law of a series of figures, and having found the law, can write down the next, and the next, ad infinitum; so scientific politicians may be able soon to establish the various laws of a series of events, and calculate their course of actions. That there is considerable progress in this direction is manifest by the value which they place upon statistics, and their continued use of this important information.

These are some of the main laws of motion that I’ve seen in different states and countries. Since political science includes not only physical sciences but also all the areas found in ethics, economics, law, sociology, and more, the laws from each of these fields generally apply to the overall topic of my lectures. Other general laws can be derived, as I’ve mentioned in my earlier lectures, from the social properties of curves and conics; and when our research is complete, we hope to create a set of laws to guide our leaders that could be extremely helpful in shaping future policies. There’s already strong evidence that the affairs of this country are being managed on solid scientific principles instead of random guesses or careless strategies. The study of history is seen as crucial for determining future actions, and statesmen often try to learn from the past to understand the logical flow of events. Just like mathematicians strive to identify the rule of a series of figures, and once they find the rule, can predict the next ones, scientific politicians may soon establish various laws governing a series of events and plan their actions accordingly. The significant progress in this area is clear from the importance they attach to statistics and their ongoing use of this vital information.

There are a few great evils in our present system which are strongly opposed to any scientific methods in politics; and in the interests of the country as well as those of [111] science they ought to be removed. One great evil is the want of political and scientific knowledge on the part of the electors, who are in the habit of choosing their representatives on personal grounds, or party considerations, rather than on sound principles of political science. All this is opposed to any idea of law. Owing to the ignorance of the electors they fall an easy prey to adventurers and unprincipled politicians, who make all kinds of specious promises, tempt them with all manner of baits, and make self-interest instead of the welfare of the State the principle of voting. Selfishness is the ruin of social life and intercourse, the destroyer of all happiness, peace, and mutual trust in family life or in society. It is the root of most of the faults, vices, and crimes in the individual; and who can tell the endless disasters which will befall the State, where selfishness is the chief motive-power of the electors and the elected? A selfish statesman, one who goes into Parliament to gain his own ends and forward his own personal interests, is a disgrace to society—

There are several serious issues in our current system that strongly resist any scientific approach to politics; for the benefit of the country and for the sake of Got it! Please provide the text you would like me to modernize.111]science, these issues need to be addressed. One major problem is the lack of political and scientific knowledge among voters, who often choose their representatives based on personal relationships or party loyalty rather than sound principles of political science. This goes against the very concept of law. Due to the ignorance of the voters, they easily become targets for opportunists and unscrupulous politicians who make all sorts of false promises, entice them with various lures, and prioritize self-interest over the well-being of the State when voting. Selfishness undermines social life and interactions, destroying happiness, peace, and trust in families and society. It is at the root of many flaws, vices, and crimes in individuals; and who can predict the countless disasters that will occur in a State where selfishness drives both voters and elected officials? A selfish politician, one who enters Parliament to pursue their own agenda and advance their personal interests, is a shameful figure in society—

[112]‘Feeling himself, his own low self, the whole,
When he by sacred sympathy might make
The whole one self. Self, that no alien knows!
Self, far diffused as fancy’s wing can travel!
Self, spreading still, oblivious of its own,
Yet all of all possessing!’

I have said that the ignorance of the electorate makes them an easy prey to such men; and until they have learnt to detect the false from the true, until they become acquainted with the elements of political science, and have been taught that their own selfish interests are not the highest aims of social government, it is vain to hope for a reasonable method of regulating the affairs of the nation, based upon logical laws and scientific principles.

I have said that the lack of knowledge among voters makes them easy targets for such individuals; and until they learn to tell the difference between what’s real and what’s not, until they understand the basics of political science, and realize that their own selfish interests aren’t the ultimate goals of social governance, it's pointless to expect a sensible way to manage the country's affairs based on logical rules and scientific principles.

And how is this work of educating the electors to be accomplished? Not, I maintain, by furious speeches and rhetorical displays; not by bribery, baits and banter; but by patient, never-ceasing labour, by lectures on history and science, by individual instruction, is the great work to be accomplished upon which the security and stability of the country depend.

And how is this task of educating the voters going to be achieved? Not, I insist, through angry speeches and flashy rhetoric; not through bribery, enticements, or teasing; but through steady, continuous work, through lectures on history and science, and through one-on-one instruction. This is the important job that needs to be done for the safety and stability of the country.

Then we may hope that the ‘Reign of [113] Law’ in polemical science may be ushered in with the joyful acclamations of an enlightened and united people, and its benign influence extend from the throne of the monarch and the council-chamber of his ministers to the hearth of the cottager. Politicians will rule by law; policies be calculated by laws; people vote by law; and then methinks I see in my mind (to use the words of the blind old poet) a noble and puissant nation rousing herself like a strong man after sleep, and shaking her invincible locks; methinks I see her as an eagle, renewing her mighty youth, and kindling her undazzled eyes at the full mid-day beam; purging and unsealing her long-abused sight at the fountain itself of heavenly radiance; while the whole noise of timorous and flocking birds flutter about amazed at what she means. Such is the glorious vision of the ‘Reign of Law.’ Let it be the business of every Englishman and Englishwoman to arrange the framework of our social and political system, that law may have an uninterrupted sway; then shall we be a united, prosperous, and [114] contented people, and the reign of lawless agitators, bribery-mongers, and counterfeit statesmen will have passed away into the oblivion and obscurity of a more suitable but less favoured region.

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[115]PAPER VIII.

ON THE PRINCIPLE OF POLEMICAL COHESION.

In my previous lectures I have had occasion to mention the principle of cohesion; but it plays so vital a part in the constitution of States and their relations to each other that I consider it advisable to devote this lecture entirely to it.

In my earlier lectures, I've had the chance to talk about the principle of cohesion; however, it plays such a crucial role in the formation of states and their relationships with one another that I think it's best to dedicate this lecture entirely to it.

This is a large and comprehensive subject, and embraces such principles as the Centralization of States; the Co-operation of States; Monogamic Marriage; Unions; Free Trade, and many others equally important. We have already noticed that cohesion is a well-known property of matter; that its influence is not confined to the regions of physical sciences; and that it is the [116] manifest duty of all governments to increase the force of cohesion.

This is a big and complex topic that includes important concepts like the Centralization of States, State Cooperation, Monogamous Marriage, Unions, Free Trade, and many other significant issues. We've already pointed out that cohesion is a well-known characteristic of matter; its impact isn't limited to the areas of physical sciences, and it's the [116]responsibility of all governments to strengthen the power of cohesion.

Various methods have been tried to accomplish this purpose. The principle of Feudalism was one of the earliest attempts to produce the cohesion of the nation; and, in an elementary condition of society, it was partly successful. The theories of ‘Divine Right’ and ‘Social Contract’ were other methods which have been adopted; and the unity of the Christian Church has been the great means of producing the cohesion of the State in olden times; and its aid may be again required for the same beneficent object in future complications and social disruptions.

Various methods have been tried to achieve this goal. The idea of Feudalism was one of the earliest attempts to create national unity; and, in a basic stage of society, it was somewhat successful. The theories of ‘Divine Right’ and ‘Social Contract’ were other strategies that were used; and the unity of the Christian Church was a major factor in fostering the unity of the State in the past; its support may be needed again for the same helpful purpose in future challenges and social unrest.

But it is always advantageous in scientific pursuits to go back to first principles; and we will adopt that method in our present investigations. The social unit is the family; the multiplication of families makes the tribe; the multiplication of tribes makes the State; and, therefore, we shall not be far wrong if we consider the family tie as the first principle of political [117] cohesion. I am in agreement with several learned thinkers upon this subject when I say that marriage is a most important political factor; and as marriage cannot take place without women, it is evident that women play a very important part in promoting the cohesion of the State.

But it's always beneficial in scientific pursuits to return to the basics, and we'll use that approach in our current investigations. The building block of society is the family; the growth of families creates the tribe; the growth of tribes creates the State. Therefore, we won't be far off if we see the family connection as the fundamental principle of political cohesion. I agree with several knowledgeable thinkers on this topic when I say that marriage is a crucial political factor; and since marriage cannot happen without women, it's clear that women play a significant role in promoting the unity of the State.

This prominent position was duly assigned to women by one of our greatest political philosophers, M. Auguste Comte, who strongly opposed the fatal fallacy of ancient political systems, which greatly overestimated the powers of men, and depreciated those of women. If the superiority of bodily strength be the sole cause of greatness in political and intellectual pursuits, then, most noble lords of creation, we yield to you the palm—you are our masters in this respect. But if, on the other hand, it can be shown that physical strength is not a requisite for great achievements in these occupations; if the powers of endurance, elasticity, adaptability, nervous energy, and patience are quite as needful as mere animal strength; then we women are quite as [118] capable, and indeed more capable than men, for achieving political greatness. In the ‘good old days,’ when the law of might was right, and the strongest arm was the most powerful machinery in the government of the country, women were compelled naturally to occupy a less prominent position in the conduct of the affairs of the nation; and for centuries they have been degraded by a dominating tradition, and supposed incapable of performing duties for which they were mentally well suited. But those militant days are past. Animal strength and brute force are no longer needed in the councils of the nation; and the time has arrived when women should cease to be oppressed by the disparaging, illogical deductions of former generations, and when their assistance ought to be invoked in the great work of promoting the nation’s welfare.

This prominent position was properly assigned to women by one of our greatest political philosophers, M. Auguste Comte, who strongly opposed the harmful misconception of ancient political systems, which greatly overvalued men's abilities and undervalued women's. If physical strength is the only measure of greatness in political and intellectual endeavors, then, most noble lords of creation, we concede the victory to you—you are our masters in this regard. But if it can be demonstrated that physical strength is not necessary for achieving greatness in these fields; if qualities like endurance, flexibility, adaptability, nervous energy, and patience are just as essential as sheer physical power; then we women are equally capable, and in fact more capable than men, of attaining political greatness. In the 'good old days,' when might made right, and the strongest arm was the most powerful tool in governing the country, women were naturally forced to take on a less prominent role in managing national affairs; for centuries, they have been demeaned by a dominating tradition that assumed they were incapable of performing tasks for which they were mentally well-suited. But those militant days are over. Physical strength and brute force are no longer necessary in the nation's councils; the time has come for women to stop being oppressed by the disparaging, illogical beliefs of past generations, and for their input to be sought in the vital work of advancing the nation's welfare.

I have stated that marriage is an important political factor; and, therefore, women have always occupied a primary, though obscure, part in political affairs. [119] The cohesion of the State has been produced by the secret influence of family life. But it may be asked, What kind of marriage is most conducive to national cohesion? This question has been carefully and conclusively answered by a learned scientific writer, who shows that polygamic marriage never exists in an advanced state, as instanced by the history of Judaism and Mohammedanism; that a strict form of monogamic marriage is essential to political greatness and true progress in civilization. The cohesion of the State is destroyed by polygamy, and by any system which relaxes the binding nature of the marriage tie. ‘Domestic disorganization is a sure augury of political disruption.’

I have said that marriage is an important political factor; therefore, women have always played a key, though often hidden, role in political matters. Understood. Please provide the text you would like me to modernize.119Please provide the text for me to modernize. The strength of the State is shaped by the subtle influence of family life. But one might wonder, what type of marriage is best for national unity? This question has been thoroughly addressed by a knowledgeable scholar who demonstrates that polygamous marriage never occurs in advanced societies, as evidenced by the histories of Judaism and Islam; that a strict form of monogamous marriage is crucial for political strength and genuine progress in civilization. The unity of the State is undermined by polygamy and by any system that weakens the bonds of marriage. 'Domestic disarray is a clear sign of political turmoil.'

Cohesion, the essential property of all rightly constituted nations, is often in danger of being lost when the State is geographically very large, or when local interests have greater power than the attractive force of the central government. To obviate this evil, the method of centralization has been adopted with satisfactory [120] results, as in the case of the United States of America, and Germany.

Cohesion, the essential quality of all well-structured nations, is often at risk of being lost when a state is very large geographically or when local interests hold more power than the appeal of the central government. To prevent this issue, the approach of centralization has been implemented with satisfactory results, as seen in the cases of the United States of America and Germany. [120]

By this means the local authorities are brought into close relationship with the central head, and the centrifugal influences of independent interests and customs are counteracted by the force of central attraction. Centralization increases the importance of the whole body, and, like the pendulum of a clock, regulates the movements of the whole State. In some cases it tends to make the government despotic, when the local governments are entirely under the control of the central; and every enactment, and scheme, and plan checked and supervised by the chief officers of the State. Such was the system adopted in France by Napoleon III. But cohesion without the enforcement of a hard and rigid connection, a general supervision without severe tyrannical jurisdiction, are the best methods of securing the unity of composite States.

By doing this, local authorities are closely linked to the central government, and the conflicting influences of independent interests and customs are managed by the pull of central authority. Centralization boosts the overall significance of the governing body and, like a clock's pendulum, regulates the actions of the entire State. In some instances, it can lead to a despotic government when local authorities are fully controlled by the center, with every law, initiative, and plan monitored by the top officials of the State. This was the system employed in France by Napoleon III. However, a cohesive approach without enforcing a strict and rigid connection, along with general oversight without harsh tyrannical rule, are the best ways to ensure the unity of diverse States.

But the force of cohesion is evidently at work in the nation apart from centralization. Men who have a community of [121] interests unite together for the purposes of strength and mutual assistance. They combine for the sake of securing means of support in sickness, and form benefit societies, such as the Order of Oddfellows or Foresters. This force of cohesion has produced trade unions, and similar institutions which exist for the purpose of protecting a common interest, and giving expression to the concurrent opinions of the members. These have their legitimate use in every civilized State, in spite of some of the disadvantages which follow in their train. There are, of course, opposed interests in every community: attractive forces, which produce trade unions, guilds, corporations, companies, and the like; and repulsive forces, which result from the opposed interests of employers and employed, landlords and tenants, and similar pairs of different classes in the community. As time goes on, and the State advances with it, these forces will gain in strength; the cohesion of classes will become greater; association will grow as naturally as the bubbles form on the [122] surface of our evening beverage. It is a law of nature, and therefore cannot be resisted. But the repulsive forces will be no less strong, and to calculate the resultant of these contending interests will be the problem for practical statesmen to solve.

But the force of cohesion is clearly at work in the nation, separate from centralization. People who share a common set of interests come together for strength and mutual support. They band together to secure support during illness and create benefit societies, like the Order of Oddfellows or Foresters. This force of cohesion has led to the formation of trade unions and similar organizations that exist to protect a shared interest and reflect the collective views of their members. These have a legitimate role in every civilized State, despite some of the drawbacks that accompany them. Naturally, there are conflicting interests in every community: attractive forces that create trade unions, guilds, corporations, companies, and the like, and repulsive forces that arise from the conflicting interests of employers and employees, landlords and tenants, and similar pairs of differing classes in the community. As time progresses and the State evolves with it, these forces will strengthen; the cohesion among classes will grow; associations will emerge as naturally as bubbles form on the [122Please provide the text you would like me to modernize.surface of our evening drink. It is a law of nature and cannot be opposed. However, the repulsive forces will be equally strong, and figuring out the outcome of these conflicting interests will be the challenge for practical statesmen to address.

The force of cohesion is also evidently at work, not only in individual States, but also amongst the nations of Europe, and of the world. That is to say, there is an evident desire for co-operation on the part of those nations who have attained to the highest degree of civilization and internal cohesion. International law is based on the principle of cohesion, and every day it is gaining power and favour in the eyes of our leading statesmen. The doctrine of Free Trade, which, if universally adopted, would be of the greatest service to mankind, results from a desire for co-operation; and whatever evils may result from one-sided Free Trade in this country at the present time, there can be no doubt that ultimately the complete system will be adopted.

The force of cohesion is clearly at work, not just in individual countries but also among the nations of Europe and around the world. In other words, there’s a clear desire for cooperation among those nations that have reached the highest levels of civilization and internal unity. International law relies on the principle of cohesion and is gaining influence and support from our leading politicians every day. The idea of Free Trade, which would greatly benefit humanity if adopted universally, stems from this desire for cooperation; and while there may be some negative effects from one-sided Free Trade in this country right now, it’s undeniable that the complete system will eventually be embraced.

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Sad is the fate of a nation when the force of cohesion is weakened. The first revolution in France is a proof of this assertion; there was no cohesion, no common faith, or loyalty to the throne and Government; and indeed the Government, which was rotten to the core, was hardly likely to awake any feelings of loyalty and respect; and therefore the social disruption which followed was only a natural sequence of events, and was prophesied with the accuracy with which an astronomer can foretell an eclipse. But that is not all; when the cohesion of the State is destroyed, it takes a long time to restore the action of the force; and, as in the case of France, further disruption is sure to take place.

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It's sad to see what happens to a nation when its unity is weakened. The first revolution in France proves this point; there was no unity, no shared beliefs, or loyalty to the throne and government. In fact, the government, which was fundamentally corrupt, was unlikely to inspire any feelings of loyalty or respect. So, the social chaos that followed was just a natural outcome, predicted with the same accuracy as an astronomer predicting an eclipse. But that's not all; when a country's unity is broken, it takes a long time to restore that unity, and, as seen in France's case, more chaos is likely to occur.

In this lecture I have already enumerated some of the ways in which this force acts; there are doubtless others which will suggest themselves to you. But I contend that the prosperity of the State, and the peace of the world, depend upon cohesion. Let this be your work, most noble professors, to promote the action of [124] this helpful and life-giving force. Promote, as far as in you lies, the sacred union of family life. Encourage the generous feelings of true loyalty and patriotism amongst the people of this realm of England; counsel our statesmen with regard to the primary necessity of national cohesion, and the advantages of international co-operation; and your work will be blessed; your names will rank with those heroes of the sword and of the pen who have raised our beloved country to her present pinnacle of greatness and prosperity; and your memory will live in the hearts of your grateful countrymen.

In this lecture, I've already outlined some of the ways this force operates; there are certainly more that will come to mind for you. However, I believe that the prosperity of the State and the peace of the world rely on cohesion. Let this be your mission, esteemed professors: to foster the action of (Please provide the text you would like me to modernize.)124I'm sorry, but there doesn't seem to be any text provided for me to modernize. Please provide a short phrase or piece of text that you'd like me to work on. this beneficial and life-giving force. Encourage, as much as you can, the sacred union of family life. Promote genuine feelings of loyalty and patriotism among the people of England; advise our leaders on the crucial need for national cohesion and the benefits of international cooperation; and your efforts will be rewarded. Your names will be celebrated alongside those heroes of arms and words who have brought our beloved nation to its current height of greatness and prosperity, and your legacy will live on in the hearts of your appreciative fellow citizens.

[Editorial Note.]—We regret to state that the various MSS. in the sealed desk are nearly exhausted, and are therefore compelled to present the series of lectures on polemical studies in an incomplete form. But we had the good fortune to light upon a brief diary which discloses some interesting information with regard to the Author’s life and occupations. We append a few extracts:

[Editor's Note.]—We regret to inform you that the various manuscripts in the sealed desk are almost depleted, and we're therefore forced to present the series of lectures on polemical studies in an incomplete form. However, we were fortunate to find a brief diary that reveals some interesting details about the Author’s life and activities. We’ve included a few extracts:

It seems like your message got cut off. Please provide the text you'd like me to modernize!125]Extracts from the Author’s Diary.

June 3rd.—Arnold called again to-day—the fifth time during the last fortnight! His attention is rather overpowering, and wastes much of my valuable time. He says he hates science—the heathen!—and wants me to lecture in classics. He affirms that mathematics are dry and hard—too hard for women, and tend to make them unsympathetic and critically severe. I am afraid I was rather severe with him. But really he is very trying, and always seems to talk like a Greek chorus in the most profound platitudes. Arnold is a classical tutor at Clare College. My old pupil is getting on famously. Poor fellow! he seems quite oppressed with his work. But he is making great progress, and sticks to his books like—a student of Girtham College!

June 3rd.—Arnold called again today—the fifth time in the last two weeks! His constant attention is quite overwhelming and takes up a lot of my precious time. He claims to hate science—the fool!—and wants me to give lectures on classics instead. He insists that math is dry and difficult—too difficult for women—and that it makes them unsympathetic and overly critical. I fear I may have been a bit harsh with him. But honestly, he is very frustrating and always speaks like a Greek chorus, spouting the most basic clichés. Arnold is a classics tutor at Clare College. My former student is doing really well. Poor guy! He seems quite burdened by his workload. But he's making great strides and is committed to his studies like—a student at Girtham College!

June 4th.—Lectured on the Scientific Basis of Blackstone’s Commentaries; afterwards received pupils until 1 p.m. Really Blanch S—— is more tiresome than ever. [126] It appears that she has taken up with a young undergraduate of King’s, and there is no prospect of any improvement in her work unless this nonsense is terminated. How foolish some of my sex are, in spite of their improved opportunities! I blush for them! Arnold has sent me a copy of Robert Browning’s ‘Belaustion,’ in order to make me like classics, and give up science. Misguided young man! He has written some tolerable verses on the fly-leaf; but I have no intention of playing Belaustion to his ‘entranced youth.’ These are his verses:

June 4th.—Gave a lecture on the Scientific Basis of Blackstone’s Commentaries; after that, I saw students until 1 p.m. Honestly, Blanch S—— is more exhausting than ever. Please provide the text you'd like me to modernize.126It looks like there is no text provided for me to modernize. Please provide a short phrase (5 words or fewer) for me to assist you with.It seems she’s involved with a young guy from King’s, and there’s no chance of her improving her work unless this nonsense stops. How silly some men can be, even with their better chances! I feel embarrassed for them! Arnold sent me a copy of Robert Browning’s ‘Belaustion’ to try to get me to like classics and ditch science. Misguided young man! He scribbled some decent verses on the fly-leaf, but I have no plans to be Belaustion to his ‘entranced youth.’ Here are his verses:

‘My lady dear, if I may call you so,
For you are dearer than all else beside,
I know the love you bear to golden verse,
To golden thoughts enshrined in classic lore,
To all that’s beautiful; so here I send
Some echoes of the songs of ancient days,
Attuned and chanted by an English bard,
Who fires one’s old love for the rolling lines
Of youthful Hellas; may your cultured ear
Receive, and gladly welcome his sweet song.
And while we revel in the poet’s dream,
And hear his actors speak, we’ll play our parts.
You, sweet Belaustion on the temple-steps,
Taking your captors captive by your voice;
And I, the youth who, more entranced than all,
Was bound by fetters that he would not loose;
And so we’ll play our part. What say you, dear?’

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June 6th.—Have just seen our new Professor of Physics, Amelia Cordial, who is an excellent woman, and well suited for the high office which she holds. She has told me of the foolish conduct of Lady Mary, who is evidently of opinion that the professorial mantle ought to have fallen on her shoulders. Really, this jealousy in the ranks of the learned is most disgraceful; and the bickerings which arise from disappointed ambition, the envyings and silly quarrels, are the weak places in our female collegiate system.

Invalid input. Please provide a short piece of text (5 words or fewer) for modernization.127]June 6th.—I just met our new Physics professor, Amelia Cordial, who is a wonderful woman and perfectly suited for her important role. She shared with me the silly actions of Lady Mary, who clearly believes she should have been the one to take on this position. Honestly, this jealousy among people in academia is quite shameful; the arguments that stem from unfulfilled ambitions, the envy, and the petty disputes are the weaknesses in our female college system.

Such good news! The wrangler list is just out, and my hard-working pupil is bracketed twelfth! This is really delightful, and abundantly repays us for all our hard toil. But really I have not found working with him distasteful; he is such an excellent pupil, so painstaking and eager, that I have quite looked forward to his coming, and found him much more interesting than some of these foolish maidens. But I almost dread seeing him. He will be so elated and overpoweringly grateful, whereas I ought to be grateful to [128] him for all his work for me; for I am sure he would never have gone in for the Tripos if I had not persuaded him. Well, I wonder why he does not come to tell me of his triumph.

Such great news! The wrangler list just came out, and my hard-working student is ranked twelfth! This is really exciting and definitely makes up for all our hard work. Honestly, I haven’t found working with him unpleasant at all; he’s such an excellent student, so dedicated and eager, that I've really looked forward to his visits and found him way more interesting than some of these silly girls. But I’m almost nervous to see him. He’ll be so happy and overwhelmingly appreciative, while I should be the one thanking him for all he’s done for me; I’m sure he wouldn’t have gone for the Tripos if I hadn’t encouraged him. Anyway, I wonder why he hasn’t come to share his success with me.

June 7th.—It has come! and I half expected it. My eager pupil writes with all the energy and love of his noble nature to ask me to be his wife! He says that is all he cares for, and only values his Honours as a step to a higher honour and dignity, that of gaining my love and being my husband. All this is very nice to read; but a terribly difficult problem is placed before me for solution. I do indeed love this dear, good fellow—no one could help doing so, I am sure; but do I not love science more? There is a stringent regulation in this University that no one shall occupy the position of professor who is bound by any domestic ties or cares. All married women are excluded. If I say ‘Yes,’ I must resign my high position, leave this beloved college, give no more lectures to entranced audiences. In the interests of science, ought I to refuse, and [129] sacrifice my heart’s affections for the cause of mathematics? But if I say ‘No,’ I must give up—him; sacrifice his happiness too, and blight his life. Was ever anyone so perplexed? Science, aid thine obedient servant! May I not determine this vital question by thine all-pervading light?…

June 7th.—It's finally here! I kind of expected it. My enthusiastic pupil writes with all the energy and love of his amazing spirit to ask me to be his wife! He says that’s all he cares about, and he sees his achievements merely as steps toward a greater honor and dignity, which is winning my love and becoming my husband. It’s lovely to read; however, a really tough decision is now in front of me. I truly love this wonderful guy—who wouldn’t? But do I love science more? There’s a strict rule at this University that no one can hold a professor position if they have any family obligations or concerns. All married women are excluded. If I say ‘Yes,’ I have to resign my important role, leave this cherished college, and stop giving lectures to captivated audiences. For the sake of science, should I refuse and [129] sacrifice my heart’s feelings for the sake of mathematics? But if I say ‘No,’ I have to give up—him; ruin his happiness too, and darken his life. Has anyone ever felt so confused? Science, please assist your devoted servant! Can I not resolve this crucial question with your all-encompassing truth?…

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[Editorial Note.]—We had just arrived at this exciting moment in the life of the learned and accomplished lady whose writings form the subject of these pages—a moment when love and science were trembling in the balance—when a footstep was heard upon the stairs leading to our study, and ere we could secrete our MS. the door was opened, and a well-known voice exclaimed:

[Editorial Note.]—We had just reached this thrilling moment in the life of the knowledgeable and talented woman whose writings are the focus of these pages—just when love and science were hanging in the balance—when we heard a footstep coming up the stairs to our study, and before we could hide our manuscript, the door swung open, and a familiar voice called out:

‘I do not know why you should have become so studious lately, Ernest, and why you should refuse to take me into your confidence. You spend hours and hours in this room all by yourself, writing away, and never say a word to me about the subject of your literary work. There [130] was a time when things were different, and you were not so slow in availing yourself of my help, and asking my advice.’

‘I don’t know why you’ve become so focused on your studies lately, Ernest, and why you won’t share anything with me. You spend hours in this room by yourself, writing away, and you never tell me what your literary work is about. There [130I'm sorry, but there doesn't appear to be any text provided to modernize. Please provide the phrases you'd like me to work on.was a time when things were different, and you were quick to seek my help and ask for my advice.’

We murmured something about taking up the pen which had been laid aside by a far abler hand, and our deep gratitude for past assistance in our work, which could never be forgotten.

We quietly mentioned picking up the pen that had been set down by someone much more skilled, and we expressed our deep gratitude for the past help with our work, which we would never forget.

‘And do you think that I cannot help you now?’ our visitor replied, in a very injured tone of voice. ‘Is the old power dead, because it has not recently been used? Ernest, I think you very ungrateful not to confide in me. Come, tell me what you are writing.’

‘And do you really think I can't help you now?’ our visitor replied, sounding very hurt. ‘Is the old power gone just because it hasn't been used lately? Ernest, I find you quite ungrateful for not trusting me. Come on, tell me what you're writing.’

A suggestion about the proverbial curiosity of women rose to our lips, but died away without utterance. In the meantime, her eyes wandered over our study-table strewed with papers, and lighted upon the well-worn desk.

A comment about women's famous curiosity almost slipped out, but we let it go unspoken. In the meantime, her eyes scanned our study table covered in papers and landed on the well-used desk.

‘Why, Ernest, where did you find this? My dear old desk, which has been lost ever so long! I do believe you have been ransacking its contents! Why did you [131] not tell me that you had found it? What are you doing with my papers, sir?’

‘Why, Ernest, where did you find this? My dear old desk, which has been gone for so long! I really think you’ve been going through its stuff! Why didn’t you tell me that you had found it? What are you doing with my papers, sir?’

The mischief was out! We tried to explain that the world ought not to be deprived of that which would benefit mankind; that the peace and prosperity of the country might be sacrificed if it were deprived of these discoveries of science, which were calculated to secure such beneficial results.

The mischief was out! We tried to explain that the world shouldn't be deprived of things that could benefit humanity; that the peace and prosperity of the country might be at risk if it lost these scientific discoveries, which were aimed at achieving such positive outcomes.

At length we gained our point, and obtained the full sanction of the late Lady Professor of Girtham College to publish her papers. Thus her obedient pupil is enabled to repay his late instructress for all her kindness to him, and in some measure to compensate the scientific and political world for the loss of one of its most original investigators in the regions of polemical studies, which, not without a struggle, she resigned when she deigned to become his wife.

At last, we reached our goal and got the complete approval of the late Lady Professor of Girtham College to publish her papers. This allows her devoted student to repay his former teacher for all her kindness and, in some way, to make up for the scientific and political world losing one of its most original researchers in the field of controversial studies, which she reluctantly stepped away from when she chose to become his wife.

THE END.

THE END.

Elliot Stock, Paternoster Row, London.

Elliot Stock, Paternoster Row, London.





        
        
    
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