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THE

HISTORY

OF THE

DEVIL,

AS WELL

ANCIENT as MODERN:

IN TWO PARTS.

 

Part I.

Section 1.

Containing a State of the Devil’s Circumstances, and the various Turns of his Affairs; from his Expulsion out of Heaven, to the Creation of Man; with Remarks on the Several Mistakes concerning the Reason and Manner of his Fall.

Containing a Summary of the Devil’s Situation, and the various Developments in his Life; from his Banishment from Heaven to the Creation of Humans; with Comments on the Different Misunderstandings about the Reasons and Ways of his Downfall.

Also his Proceedings with Mankind ever since Adam, to the first planting of the Christian Religion in the World.

Also his dealings with Mankind from the time of Adam to the initial spread of the Christian Religion throughout the World.

 

Part II.

Section II.

Containing his more private Conduct, down to the present Times: His Government, his Appearances, his manner of Working, and the Tools he works with.

Containing his more private behavior, up to the present time: His governance, his appearances, his way of working, and the tools he uses.

 

Bad as he is, the Devil may be abus’d,
Be falsly charg’d, and causelesly accus’d,
When Men, unwilling to be blam’d alone,
Shift off these Crimes on Him which are their Own.

As bad as he is, the Devil can be mistreated,
falsely blamed, and wrongly accused,
when people, not wanting to take the blame themselves,
shift their own crimes onto him.

 

The Second Edition.

 

LONDON:

Printed for T. Warner, at the Black Boy in
Pater-noster Row. 1727.

Printed for T. Warner, at the Black Boy in
Pater-noster Row. 1727.

 

 

 


The PREFACE

TO THE

SECOND EDITION.

This Second Edition of this Work, notwithstanding a large Impression of the First, is a Certificate from the World of its general Acceptation; so we need not, according to the Custom of Editors, boast of it without Evidence, or tell a F——b in its Favour.

This Second Edition of this work, even with a big print run of the First, is proof of its widespread acceptance in the world; so we don’t need to, as is customary for editors, brag about it without evidence or tell a fib in its favor.

The Subject is singular, and it has been handled after a singular Manner: The wise World has been pleased with it, the merry World has been diverted with it, and the ignorant World has been taught by it; none but the malicious part of the World has been offended at it: Who can wonder, that when the Devil is not pleased, his Friends should be angry?

The subject is unique, and it's been approached in a unique way: the wise have found it enjoyable, the happy have been entertained by it, and the ignorant have learned from it; only the malicious part of the world has taken offense: Who can be surprised that when the Devil is unhappy, his friends get mad?

The strangest thing of it all is, to hear Satan complain that the Story is handled prophanely: But who can think it strange that his Advocates should be, what he was from the Beginning?

The weirdest part of it all is hearing Satan complain that the Story is treated disrespectfully: But who would find it surprising that his supporters should be, what he has been from the Beginning?

The Author affirms, and has good Vouchers for it (in the Opinion of such whose Judgment passes with him for an Authority) that the whole Tenor of the Work is solemn, calculated to promote serious Religion, and capable of being improv’d in a religious manner. But he does not think that we are bound never to speak of the Devil but with an Air of Terror, as if we were always afraid of him.

The Author confirms, and has solid proof (according to those whose opinions are respected as authority) that the entire tone of the Work is serious, aimed at promoting genuine faith, and can be improved in a religious way. However, he doesn't believe we should only talk about the Devil with fear, as if we are always scared of him.

’Tis evident the Devil, as subtle and as frightful as he is, has acted the ridiculous and foolish Part, as much as most of God’s Creatures, and daily does so. And he cannot believe ’tis any Sin to expose him for a foolish Devil, as he is, or shew the World that he may be laugh’d at.

It’s clear that the Devil, as sly and frightening as he is, has played the ridiculous and foolish role just like many of God’s Creatures, and does so every day. He doesn’t believe it’s a sin to expose him as a foolish Devil, as he is, or to show the world that he can be laughed at.

Those that think the Subject not handled with Gravity enough, have all the Room given them in the World to handle it better; and as the Author professes he is far from thinking his Piece perfect, they ought not to be angry that he gives them leave to mend it. He has had the Satisfaction to please some Readers, and to see good Men approve it; and for the rest, as my Lord Rochester says in another Case,

Those who believe the topic hasn't been taken seriously enough have every opportunity in the world to do a better job; and since the author admits he doesn't think his work is perfect, they shouldn't be upset that he gives them permission to improve it. He has been pleased to satisfy some readers and to see good people approve of it; and for the rest, as my Lord Rochester says in another case,

He counts their Censure Fame.

He counts their Reputation Points.

 

As for a certain Reverend Gentleman, who is pleased gravely to dislike the Work (he hopes, rather for the Author’s sake than the Devil’s) he only says, Let the Performance be how it will, and the Author what he will, it is apparent he has not yet preach’d away all his Hearers.

As for a certain Reverend Gentleman, who seriously disapproves of the Work (he hopes, more for the Author’s sake than the Devil’s) he only says, No matter how the Performance is or what the Author is like, it's clear he hasn't managed to lose all his Followers yet.

It is enough to me (says the Author) that the Devil himself is not pleased with my Work, and less with the Design of it; let the Devil and all his fellow Complainers stand on one side, and the honest, well meaning, charitable World, who approve my Work, on the other, and I’ll tell Noses with Satan, if he dares.

It’s enough for me (says the Author) that the Devil himself isn’t happy with my Work, and even less with its Design; let the Devil and all his fellow Complainers be on one side, and the honest, good-hearted, kind world that supports my Work be on the other, and I’ll go head-to-head with Satan, if he dares.

 

 


THE CONTENTS.

PART I.
 
Chap. I.
Being an Introduction to the whole Work, Page 1
 
Chap. II.
Of the Word DEVIL, as it is a proper Name to the Devil,
and any or all his Host, Angels
, &c.
18
 
Chapter. III.
Of the Original of the DEVIL, who he is, what he was
before his Expulsion out of Heaven, and in what
State he was from that Time to the Creation of Man
31
 
Chap. IV.
Of the Name of the Devil, his Original, and the Nature of his
Circumstances since he has been call’d by that Name
38
 
Chap. V.
Of the Station Satan had in Heaven before he fell; the Nature
and Original of his Crime, and some of Mr.
Milton’s
Mistakes about it
63
 
Chapter. VI.
What became of the Devil and his Host of fallen Spirits
after their being expell’d from Heaven, and his
wandring Condition till the Creation; with some more
of Mr.
Milton’s Absurdities on that Subject
77
 
Ch. VII.
Of the Number of Satan’s Host; how they came first to know
of the new created Worlds now in Being, and their
Measures with Mankind upon the Discovery
86
 
Chap. VIII.
Of the Power of the Devil at the Time of the Creation of this
World; whether it has not been farther straiten’d and
limited since that Time, and what Shifts and Stratagems
he is oblig’d to make use of to compass his Designs upon
Mankind
95
 
Chapter. IX.
Of the Progress of Satan in carrying on his Conquest over
Mankind, from the Fall of
Eve to the Deluge
111
 
Chapter X.
Of the Devil’s second Kingdom, and how he got footing in the
renewed World by his Victory over
Noah and his Race
129
 
Chap. XI.
Of God’s calling a Church out of the midst of a degenerate
World, and of Satan’s new Measures upon that Incident:
How he attacked them immediately, and his Success in
those Attacks
159
 
 
PART II.
 
Ch. I.
The Introduction192
 
Ch. II.
Of Hell as it is represented to us, and how the Devil is to be
understood, as being personally in Hell, when at the same
Time we find him at Liberty ranging over the World
206
 
Chap. III.
Of the Manner of Satan’s acting and carrying on his Affairs in
this World, and particularly of his ordinary Workings in the
dark, by
Possession and Agitation
216
 
Chap. IV.
Of Satan’s Agents or Missionaries, and their Actings upon and in
the Minds of Men in his Name
226
 
Ch. V.
Of the Devil’s Management in the Pagan Hierarchy by Omens,
Entrails, Augurs, Oracles, and such like Pageantry of Hell;
and how they went off the Stage at last by the Introduction
of true Religion
245
 
Chapter. VI.
Of the extraordinary Appearances of the Devil, and particularly
of the Cloven-Foot
265
 
Ch. VII.
Whether is most hurtful to the World, the Devil walking about
without his Cloven-Foot, or the Cloven-Foot walking about
without the
Devil?
282
 
Ch. VIII.
Of the Cloven-Foot walking about the World without the Devil
(viz.) of Witches making Bargains with the Devil, and
particularly of selling the Soul to the
Devil
316
 
Ch. IX.
Of the Tools the Devil works with (viz.) Witches, Wizards or
Warlocks, Conjurers, Magicians, Diviners, Astrologers,
Interpreters of Dreams, Tellers of Fortunes; and above
all the rest, his particular modern Privy-Counsellors
call’d Wits and Fools
339
 
Chapter. X.
Of the various Methods the Devil takes to converse with
Mankind
352
 
Chap. XI.
Of Divination, Sorcery, the Black-Art, Pawawing, and
such like Pretenders to Devilisms, and how far the

Devil is or is not concern’d in them
377
 
The Conclusion.
Of the Devil’s last Scene of Liberty, and what may be
supposed to be his End; with what we are to
understand of his being tormented for ever and ever
404

 

 


THE
HISTORY
OF THE
DEVIL, &c.

Chap. I.

Being an Introduction to the whole Work.

Introduction to the Whole Work.

I doubt not but the title of this book will amuse some of my reading friends a little at first; they will make a pause, perhaps, as they do at a witch’s prayer, and be some time resolving whether they had best look into it or no, lest they should really raise the Devil by reading his story.

I don't doubt that the title of this book will entertain some of my reading friends at first; they'll probably pause for a moment, just like they would at a witch's prayer, and spend some time deciding whether they should open it or not, for fear of actually summoning the Devil by reading about him.

Children and old women have told themselves so many frightful things of the Devil, and have form’d ideas of him in their minds, in so many horrible and monstrous shapes, that really it were enough to fright the Devil himself, to meet himself in the dark, dress’d up in the several figures which imagination has form’d for him in the minds of men; and as for themselves, I cannot think by any means that the Devil would terrify them half[Pg 2] so much, if they were to converse face to face with him.

Children and older women have told themselves so many scary stories about the Devil, and have formed all kinds of horrible and monstrous images of him in their minds, that it would really be enough to frighten the Devil himself if he encountered himself in the dark, dressed up in all the various forms that people's imaginations have created for him; and as for themselves, I can't believe for a second that the Devil would scare them nearly as much if they were to talk to him face to face.

It must certainly therefore be a most useful undertaking to give the true history of this Tyrant of the air, this God of the world, this terror and aversion of mankind, which we call Devil; to shew what he is, and what he is not, where he is, and where he is not, when he is in us, and when he is not; for I cannot doubt but that the Devil is really and bona fide in a great many of our honest weak-headed friends, when they themselves know nothing of the matter.

It must definitely be a very useful task to tell the true story of this Tyrant of the air, this God of the world, this terror and loathing of humanity, which we call Devil; to show what he is, and what he isn't, where he is, and where he isn't, when he is in the us, and when he isn't; for I cannot doubt that the Devil truly and bona fide exists in many of our well-meaning but misguided friends, even when they themselves are completely unaware of it.

Nor is the work so difficult as some may imagine. The Devil’s history is not so hard to come at, as it seems to be; His original and the first rise of his family is upon record, and as for his conduct, he has acted indeed in the dark, as to method in many things; but in general, as cunning as he is, he has been fool enough to expose himself in some of the most considerable transactions of his Life, and has not shewn himself a politician at all: Our old friend Matchiavel outdid him in many things, and I may in the process of this work give an account of several of the sons of Adam, and some societies of ’em too, who have out-witted the Devil, nay, who have out-sin’d the Devil, and that I think may be call’d out-shooting him in his own bow.

The work isn't as hard as some might think. The Devil's history isn’t as difficult to uncover as it appears; his origins and the rise of his family are recorded. As for his actions, he has indeed worked behind the scenes in many ways, but overall, as clever as he is, he has been foolish enough to reveal himself in some of the most significant events of his life, showing no real political savvy. Our old friend Machiavelli surpassed him in many respects, and throughout this work, I may share stories about several of the sons of Adam, and some groups of them too, who have outsmarted the Devil. In fact, some have even out-sinned the Devil, which I think can be considered beating him at his own game.

It may perhaps be expected of me in this history, that since I seem inclin’d to speak favourably of Satan, to do him justice, and to write his story impartially, I should take some pains to tell you what religion he is of; and even this part may not be so much a jest, as at first sight you may take it to be; for Satan has something of religion in him, I assure you; nor is he such an unprofitable Devil that way, as some may suppose him to be; for tho’, in reverence to my brethren,[Pg 3] I will not reckon him among the Clergy; No not so much as a gifted Brother, yet I cannot deny, but that he often preaches, and if it be not profitably to his hearers; ’tis as much their fault, as it is out of his design.

It might be expected of me in this story that since I seem inclined to speak favorably about Satan, to do him justice, and to write his tale impartially, I should take some effort to tell you what religion he follows; and this part may not be as much of a joke as you might initially think; for Satan has some religious qualities, I assure you; nor is he such an unproductive Devil in that aspect, as some might assume; for though, out of respect for my peers,[Pg 3] I won’t consider him part of the Clergy, not even a gifted Brother, I can't deny that he often preaches, and if it doesn't benefit his listeners, then it’s as much their fault as it is his intention.

It has indeed been suggested that he has taken orders, and that a certain Pope, famous for being an extraordinary favourite of his, gave him both institution and induction; but as this is not upon record, and therefore we have no authentic document for the probation, I shall not affirm it for a truth, for I would not slander the Devil.

It has indeed been suggested that he received orders, and that a certain Pope, known for being a great favorite of his, gave him both institution and induction; but since this isn’t recorded, and we lack any official document to prove it, I won’t declare it as a fact, because I wouldn't want to slander the Devil.

It is said also, and I am apt to believe it, that he was very familiar with that holy father Pope Silvester II. and some charge him with personating Pope Hildebrand on an extraordinary occasion, and himself sitting in the chair apostolick, in a full congregation; and you may hear more of this hereafter: But as I do not meet with Pope Diabolus among the list; in all father Platina’s lives of the Popes, so I am willing to leave it as I find it.

It’s said, and I tend to believe it, that he was very close to that holy father Pope Silvester II. Some accuse him of pretending to be Pope Hildebrand on a remarkable occasion, even sitting in the papal chair in front of a large crowd; you can learn more about this later. However, since I don’t see Pope Diabolus in the list in all of Father Platina’s lives of the Popes, I’m inclined to leave it as it is.

But to speak to the point, and a nice point it is I acknowledge; namely, what religion the Devil is of; my answer will indeed be general, yet not at all ambiguous, for I love to speak positively and with undoubted evidence.

But to get straight to the point, and it is a good point that I acknowledge; namely, what religion the Devil belongs to; my answer will be quite general, but not at all unclear, because I prefer to speak definitively and with solid evidence.

1. He is a believer. And if in saying so it should follow, that even the Devil has more religion than some of our men of fame can at this time be charged with, I hope my Lord —— and his Grace the —— of —— and some of the upper class in the red-hot club, will not wear the coat, however well it may sit to their shapes, or challenge the Satyr, as if it were pointed at them, because ’tis due to them: In a word, whatever their Lordships[Pg 4] are, I can assure them that the Devil is no Infidel.

1. He is a believer. And if that means that even the Devil has more faith than some of our famous men can claim right now, I hope my Lord —— and his Grace the —— of —— and some of the upper class in the exclusive club won't take offense, no matter how well it fits them, or act like the criticism is aimed at them, because it’s deserved: In short, whatever their titles[Pg 4] are, I can assure them that the Devil is no Infidel.

2. He fears God. We have such abundant evidence of this in sacred History, that if I were not at present, in common with a few others, talking to an infidel sort of Gentlemen, with whom those remote things call’d Scriptures are not allow’d in evidence, I might say it was sufficiently prov’d; but I doubt not in the process of this undertaking to shew, that the Devil really fears God, and that after another manner than ever he fear’d Saint Frances or Saint Dunstan; and if that be proved, as I take upon me to advance, I shall leave it to judgment, who’s the better Christian, the Devil who believes and trembles, or our modern gentry of —— who believe neither God nor Devil.

2. He fears God. We have so much evidence of this in sacred History that if I weren't currently, along with a few others, talking to some skeptical gentlemen who dismiss those ancient texts called Scriptures as evidence, I could argue it's been proven well enough; however, I believe I can demonstrate that the Devil truly fears God, and in a different way than he ever feared Saint Frances or Saint Dunstan; and if that is proven, as I intend to show, I’ll leave it up to you to decide who’s the better Christian: the Devil who believes and trembles, or our modern elite who believe in neither God nor Devil.

 

Having thus brought the Devil within the Pale, I shall leave him among you for the present; not but that I may examine in its order who has the best claim to his brotherhood, the Papists or the Protestants; and among the latter the Lutherans or the Calvinists; and so descending to all the several denominations of churches, see who has less of the Devil in them, and who more; and whether less or more the Devil has not a seat in every synagogue, a pew in every church, a place in every pulpit, and a vote in every synod; even from the Sanhedrim of the Jews, to our friends at the Bull and Mouth, &c. from the greatest to the least.

Having brought the Devil into the Pale, I will leave him with you for now. However, I may analyze who has the strongest claim to his brotherhood—the Catholics or the Protestants; and among the Protestants, whether the Lutherans or the Calvinists; and then going down to all the various church denominations, see who has less of the Devil in them, and who has more; and whether less or more the Devil doesn’t have a spot in every synagogue, a seat in every church, a place in every pulpit, and a say in every synod; from the Sanhedrim of the Jews to our friends at the Bull and Mouth, etc., from the greatest to the least.

It will, I confess, come very much within the compass of this part of my discourse, to give an account, or at least make an essay toward it, of the share the Devil has had in the spreading religion in the world; and especially of dividing and[Pg 5] subdividing opinions in religion; perhaps, to eke it out and make it reach the farther; and also to shew how far he is or has made himself a missionary of the famous clan de propaganda fide; it is true, we find him heartily employ’d in almost every corner of the world ad propagandum errorem: But that may require a history by it self.

I must admit, it falls quite a bit within the scope of this part of my discussion to give an account, or at least attempt to do so, of the role the Devil has played in spreading religion throughout the world; and especially in dividing and[Pg 5] subdividing beliefs in religion; perhaps to extend it and make it reach even further; and also to show how far he is or has become a missionary of the well-known group de propaganda fide; it’s true, we find him actively involved in almost every corner of the world ad propagandum errorem: But that might need a separate history altogether.

As to his propagating religion, ’tis a little hard indeed, at first sight, to charge the Devil with propagating religion, that is to say, if we take it literally, and in the gross; but if you take it as the Scots insisted to take the oath of fidelity, viz. with an explanation, it is plain Satan has very often had a share in the method, if not in the design of propagating the christian faith: For example.

Regarding his promotion of religion, it seems a bit challenging at first glance to accuse the Devil of spreading religion, if we consider it literally and in a straightforward way. However, if we interpret it as the Scots did when they insisted on taking the oath of loyalty, which includes an explanation, it's clear that Satan has often played a role in the approach, if not in the intention, of promoting the Christian faith: For example.

I think I do no injury at all to the Devil, to say that he had a great hand in the old holy war, as it was ignorantly and enthusiastically call’d; stirring up the christian princes and powers of Europe to run a madding after the Turks and Saracens, and make war with those innocent people above a thousand miles off, only because they entred into God’s heritage when he had forsaken it; graz’d upon his ground when he had fairly turn’d it into a common, and laid it open for the next comer; spending their nation’s treasure, and embarking their kings and people, (I say) in a war above a thousand miles off, filling their heads with that religious madness, call’d, in those days, holy zeal to recover the terra sancta, the sepulchers of Christ and the Saints, and as they call’d it falsly, the holy city, tho’ true religion says it was the accursed city, and not worth spending one drop of blood for.

I don’t think I’m doing any harm to the Devil by saying he played a big role in the old holy war, as it was naively and passionately named; he stirred up the Christian princes and powers of Europe to chase after the Turks and Saracens, waging war against those innocent people over a thousand miles away, just because they took over God’s land when He had abandoned it; grazing on His territory when He had turned it into a common ground, open for anyone; wasting their nation’s wealth and involving their kings and people in a war over a thousand miles away, filling their minds with that religious insanity, called, back then, holy zeal, to reclaim the terra sancta, the graves of Christ and the Saints, and what they misleadingly called the holy city, though true religion tells us it was the cursed city, not worth one drop of blood.

This religious Bubble was certainly of Satan, who, as he craftily drew them in, so like a true Devil he left them in the lurch when they came there, fac’d about to the Saracens, animated the[Pg 6] immortal Saladin against them, and manag’d so dexterously that he left the bones of about thirteen or fourteen hundred thousand Christians there as a trophy of his infernal politicks; and after the christian world had run a la santa terra, or in English a saunt’ring, about a hundred year, he dropt it to play another game less foolish, but ten times wickeder than that which went before it, namely, turning the crusadoes of the Christians one against another; and, as Hudibras said in another case,

This religious Bubble was definitely from Satan, who, as he cunningly drew them in, just like a true Devil, left them stranded when they arrived there, turned towards the Saracens, rallied the[Pg 6] immortal Saladin against them, and managed so skillfully that he left the remains of about thirteen or fourteen hundred thousand Christians there as a trophy of his wicked schemes; and after the Christian world had been on its way to a la santa terra, or in English a saunt’ring, for about a hundred years, he abandoned it to pursue another game that was less foolish, but ten times more wicked than the one that preceded it, namely, turning the Christians’ crusades against one another; and, as Hudibras said in another case,

“Made them fight like mad or drunk
“For dame religion as for punk.

“Made them fight like crazy or drunk
“For lady religion as for a prostitute.

 

Of this you have a compleat account in the history of the Popes decrees against the Count de Thoulouse, and the Waldenses and Albigenses, with the crusadoes and massacres which follow’d upon them, wherein to do the Devil’s politicks some justice, he met with all the success he could desire; the zealots of that day executed his infernal orders most punctually, and planted religion in those countries in a glorious and triumphant manner, upon the destruction of an infinite number of innocent people, whose blood has fatten’d the soil for the growth of the Catholick faith, in a manner very particular, and to Satan’s full satisfaction.

Of this, you have a complete account in the history of the Popes' decrees against Count de Thoulouse, the Waldenses, and Albigenses, along with the crusades and massacres that followed. In doing the Devil’s work justice, he achieved all the success he could wish for; the zealots of that time carried out his wicked orders with precision and established religion in those regions in a grand and triumphant way, at the cost of countless innocent lives, whose blood nourished the soil for the growth of the Catholic faith, in a particularly striking manner and to Satan’s complete satisfaction.

I might, to compleat this part of his history, give you the detail of his progress in these first steps of his alliances with Rome; and add a long list of massacres, wars, and expeditions in behalf of religion, which he has had the honour to have a visible hand in; such as the Parisian massacre, the Flemish war under the Duke d’ Alva, the Smithfield fires in the Marian days in England, and the massacres in Ireland; all which would most effectually convince us that the Devil has not been[Pg 7] idle in his business; but I may meet with these again in my way, ’tis enough, while I am upon the generals only, to mention them thus in a summary way; I say, ’tis enough to prove that the Devil has really been as much concerned as any body, in the methods taken by some people for propagating the christian religion in the world.

I might, to complete this part of his story, give you the details of his early alliances with Rome; and add a long list of massacres, wars, and campaigns he has actively been involved in for the sake of religion, like the Parisian massacre, the Flemish war under Duke d’Alva, the Smithfield fires during the Marian days in England, and the massacres in Ireland; all of which would clearly show that the Devil has not been[Pg 7] idle in his work. However, I may encounter these again later, so it's enough for now, while I’m only discussing the overall points, to mention them briefly; I say it’s enough to show that the Devil has indeed been just as involved as anyone else in the ways some people have attempted to spread the Christian religion in the world.

Some have rashly, and I had almost said maliciously charg’d the Devil with the great triumphs of his friends the Spaniards in America, and would place the conquest of Mexico and Peru to the credit of his account.

Some have recklessly, and I might even say spitefully, accused the Devil of the significant victories of his allies, the Spaniards, in America, attributing the conquests of Mexico and Peru to his influence.

But I cannot join with them in this at all, I must say, I believe the Devil was innocent of that matter; my reason is, because, Satan was never such a fool as to spend his time, or his politicks, or embark his allies to conquer nations who were already his own; that would be Satan against Beelzebub, making war upon himself, and at least doing nothing to the purpose.

But I can't agree with them on this at all, I have to say, I believe the Devil was innocent in that situation; my reasoning is that Satan was never foolish enough to waste his time, his strategies, or rally his allies to conquer nations that were already his own; that would be Satan fighting against Beelzebub, essentially waging war on himself, and it would accomplish nothing of value.

If they should charge him, indeed, with deluding Philip II. of Spain into that preposterous attempt call’d the Armada, (anglice, the Spanish Invasion,) I should indeed more readily join with them; but whether he did it weakly, in hope, which was indeed not likely, that it should succeed; or wickedly, to destroy that great fleet of the Spaniards, and draw them within the reach of his own dominions, the elements; this being a question which authors differ exceedingly about, I shall leave it to decide it self.

If they were to accuse him of tricking Philip II of Spain into that ridiculous attempt known as the Armada (in English, the Spanish Invasion), I would be more inclined to agree with them; however, whether he did it out of weakness, hoping (which was unlikely) that it would succeed, or maliciously, to destroy that large fleet of the Spaniards and draw them within the reach of his own territories, is a question that authors disagree on greatly. I'll let it sort itself out.

But the greatest piece of management, which we find the Devil has concern’d himself in of late, in the matter of religion, seems to be that of the mission into China; and here indeed Satan has acted his master-piece: It was, no doubt, much for his service that the Chineses should have no insight into matters of religion, I mean, that we call [Pg 8]christian; and therefore, tho’ Popery and the Devil are not at so much variance as some may imagine, yet he did not think it safe to let the general system of Christianity be heard of among them in China. Hence when the name of the christian religion had but been received with some seeming approbation in the country of Japan, Satan immediately, as if alarm’d at the thing, and dreading what the consequence of it might be, arm’d the Japoneses against it with such fury, that they expell’d it at once.

But the biggest thing that we see the Devil getting involved in these days, in terms of religion, seems to be the mission to China; and here Satan has truly shown his skills: It was definitely in his interest that the Chinese remain unaware of religious matters, specifically those we refer to as [Pg 8]Christian; and so, even though Popery and the Devil aren't as opposed as some might think, he didn't consider it wise to allow the general concept of Christianity to be known among them in China. Therefore, when the name of the Christian religion was met with some apparent approval in Japan, Satan instantly, as if alarmed and fearing the potential outcomes, rallied the Japanese against it with such intensity that they rejected it completely.

It was much safer to his designs, when, if the story be not a fiction, he put that Dutch witicism into the mouths of the States commanders, when they came to Japan; who having more wit than to own themselves Christians in such a place as that, when the question was put to them, answered negatively, That they were not, but that they were of another religion call’d Hollanders.

It was much safer for his plans, if the story isn't a made-up tale, when he had the States commanders, who visited Japan, say that Dutch joke. They were smart enough not to admit they were Christians in a place like that, and when asked, they responded, "No, we're not," but instead said, "We're of another religion called Hollanders."

However, it seems the diligent Jesuits out-witted the Devil in China, and, as I said above, over-shot him in his own Bow; for the mission being in danger by the Devil and the Chinese Emperor’s joining together, of being wholly expell’d there too, as they had been in Japan, they cunningly fell in with the ecclesiasticks of the country, and joining the priestcraft of both religions together, they brought Jesus Christ and Confucius to be so reconcilable, that the Chinese and the Roman idolatry appeared capable of a confederacy, of going on hand in hand together, and consequently of being very good friends.

However, it seems the dedicated Jesuits outsmarted the Devil in China, and as I mentioned before, they turned his own tactics against him; because the mission was at risk of being completely expelled there too due to the alliance between the Devil and the Chinese Emperor, similar to what had happened in Japan, they cleverly allied with the local religious leaders. By combining the priesthoods of both faiths, they managed to show that Jesus Christ and Confucius could coexist harmoniously, making Chinese and Roman beliefs seem like they could work together as good partners.

This was a master-piece indeed, and, as they say, almost frighted Satan out of his wits; but he being a ready manager, and particularly famous for serving himself of the rogueries of the priests, fac’d about immediately to the mission, and making a virtue of necessity, clapt in, with[Pg 9] all possible alacrity, with the proposal[1]; so the Jesuits and he form’d a hotch-potch of religion made up of Popery and Paganism and calculated to leave the latter rather worse than they found it, binding the faith of Christ and the philosophy or morals of Confucius together, and formally christening them by the name of religion; by which means the politick interest of the mission was preserved; and yet Satan lost not one inch of ground with the Chineses, no, not by the planting the Gospel it self, such as it was, among them.

This was truly a masterpiece, and, as they say, it nearly drove Satan out of his mind; but he, being quick to adapt and particularly known for using the scheming of priests to his advantage, immediately turned his attention to the mission. Making the best of things, he jumped right in, with[Pg 9] all possible eagerness, with the proposal[1]; thus, the Jesuits and he created a hotch-potch of religion that combined Popery and Paganism and was designed to leave the latter in a worse state than they found it, binding together the faith of Christ and the philosophy or morals of Confucius, and officially naming it religion; by this means, the political interests of the mission were maintained, and yet Satan did not lose any ground with the Chinese, not even by planting the Gospel itself, as it was, among them.

Nor has it been such disadvantage to him that this plan or scheme of a new modell’d religion would not go down at Rome, and that the Inquisition damn’d it with Bell, Book and Candle; distance of place serv’d his new allies, the missionaries, in the stead of a protection from the Inquisition; and now and then a rich present well plac’d found them friends in the congregation it self; and where any Nuncio with his impudent zeal pretended to take such a long voyage to oppose them, Satan took care to get him sent back re infecta, or inspir’d the million to move him off the premisses, by methods of their own (that is to say, being interpreted) to murther him.

Nor has it been such a disadvantage to him that this plan for a new type of religion didn’t gain acceptance in Rome, and that the Inquisition condemned it with Bell, Book, and Candle; the distance provided his new allies, the missionaries, with a sort of protection from the Inquisition; and occasionally a well-placed generous gift helped them find allies within the congregation itself; and whenever any Nuncio, with his shameless zeal, tried to make such a long journey to oppose them, Satan ensured he was sent back re infecta, or inspired the masses to remove him by their own means (which, when translated, means to murder him).

Thus the mission has in itself been truly devilish, and the Devil has interested himself in the planting the christian religion in China.

Thus the mission has truly been devilish, and the Devil has taken an interest in establishing the Christian religion in China.

The influence the Devil has in the Politicks of mankind, is another especial part of his history, and would require, if it were possible, a very exact description; but here we shall necessarily be obliged to inquire so nicely into the Arcana of circumstances, and unlock the cabinets of state in so many [Pg 10]courts, canvass the councils of ministers and the conduct of princes so fully, and expose them so much, that it may, perhaps, make a combustion among the great politicians abroad; and in doing that we may come so near home too, that tho’ personal safety and prudentials forbid our medling with our own country, we may be taken in a double entendre, and fall unpitied for being only suspected of touching truths that are so tender, whether we are guilty or no; on these accounts I must meddle the less with that part, at least for the present.

The influence the Devil has on human politics is another significant part of his story and would need, if it were possible, a very precise description. However, here we must delve carefully into the hidden aspects of circumstances, explore the inner workings of state in so many [Pg 10] courts, analyze the councils of ministers and the actions of princes so thoroughly, and expose them to such an extent that it might spark unrest among the major politicians elsewhere. Moreover, in doing this, we may get so close to home that, although concerns for personal safety and prudence prevent us from interfering with our own country, we might still be caught up in a double meaning and suffer unjustly for merely being suspected of addressing such sensitive truths, whether we're guilty or not. For these reasons, I must get involved less with that topic, at least for now.

Be it that the Devil has had a share in some of the late councils of Europe, influencing them this way or that way, to his own advantage, what is it to us? For example, What if he has had any concern in the late affair of Thorn? What need we put it upon him, seeing his confederates the Jesuites with the Assessorial tribunal of Poland take it upon themselves? I shall leave that part to the issue of time. I wish it were as easy to persuade the world that he had no hand in bringing the injur’d Protestants to leave the justice due to the cries of protestant blood to the arbitrament of a popish power, who dare say that the Devil must be in it, if justice should be obtain’d that way: I should rather say, the Devil is in it, or else it would never be expected.

Whether the Devil has had a role in some of the recent councils of Europe, swaying them in his favor, what does it matter to us? For example, what if he was involved in the recent situation in Thorn? Why should we blame him when his allies, the Jesuites, along with the Assessorial tribunal of Poland, are already taking responsibility? I’ll leave that for time to reveal. I wish it were just as easy to convince the world that he played no part in causing the wronged Protestants to leave the justice owed to the cries of Protestant blood in the hands of a papal power. Who dares say that the Devil isn't involved if justice is sought this way? I would argue that the Devil is indeed in it, or else such an outcome would never be anticipated.

It occurs next to enquire from the premisses, whether the Devil has more influence or less in the affairs of the world now, than he had in former ages; and this will depend upon comparing, as we go along, his methods and way of working in past times, and the modern politicks by which he acts in our days; with the differing reception which he has met with among the men of such distant ages.

It leads us to ask whether the Devil has more or less influence in the world today compared to earlier times; this will depend on comparing his methods and ways of operating in the past with the modern politics he uses now, along with the different reactions he has received from people of those distant eras.

[Pg 11]But there is so much to enquire of about the Devil, before we can bring his story down to our modern times, that we must for the present let them drop, and look a little back to the remoter parts of this history; drawing his picture that people may know him when they meet him, and see who and what he is, and what he has been doing ever since he got leave to act in the high station he now appears in.

[Pg 11]But there’s so much to explore about the Devil before we can update his story for modern times that we need to pause for now and take a step back into the earlier parts of this history. We’ll create a depiction of him so people can recognize him when they encounter him and understand who he is, what he represents, and what he’s been up to since he was given the opportunity to operate in the high position he now holds.

In the mean time, if I might obtain leave to present an humble petition to Satan, it should be, that he would according to modern usage oblige us all, with writing the history of his own times; ’twould, as well as one that is gone before it, be a Devilish good one; for as to the sincerity of the performance, the authority of the particulars, the justice of the characters, &c. if they were no better vouch’d, no more consistent with themselves, with charity, with truth, and with the honour of an historian, than the last of that kind which came abroad among us, it must be a reproach to the Devil himself to be the author of it.

In the meantime, if I could get permission to make a simple request to Satan, it would be for him to, following modern practices, write the history of his own times; it would be as good as the one that came before it, because in terms of the honesty of the work, the accuracy of the details, the fairness of the characters, &c. if it were no better supported, no more consistent with itself, with compassion, with truth, and with the reputation of a historian than the last one we received, it would be a disgrace for the Devil himself to be its author.

Were Satan to be brought under the least obligation to write truth, and that the matters of fact, which he should write, might be depended upon, he is certainly qualified by his knowledge of things to be a compleat historian; nor could the Bishop himself, who, by the way, has given us already the Devil of a history, come up to him: Milton’s Pandemonium, tho’ an excellent dramatick performance, would appear a meer trifling sing-song business, beneath the dignity of Chevy-chase: The Devil could give us a true account of all the civil wars in Heaven; how and by whom, and in what manner he lost the day there, and was oblig’d to quit the field: The fiction of his refusing to acknowledge and submit to the Messiah, upon his being declar’d Generalissimo of[Pg 12] the Heavenly forces, which Satan expected himself, as the eldest officer; and his not being able to brook another to be put in over his head; I say, that fine-spun thought of Mr. Milton would appear to be strain’d too far, and only serve to convince us that he (Milton) knew nothing of the matter. Satan knows very well, that the Messiah was not declared to be the Son of God with power till by and after the resurrection from the dead, and that all power was then given him in Heaven and earth, and not before; so that Satan’s rebellion must derive from other causes, and upon other occasions, as he himself can doubtless give us an account, if he thinks fit, and of which we shall speak further in this work.

If Satan were ever obligated to tell the truth, and we could actually rely on the facts he shared, he would definitely be qualified to be a complete historian. No one, not even the Bishop, who, by the way, has already given us a devil of a history, could match him. Milton’s Pandemonium, while an excellent dramatic work, would seem like nothing more than a trivial song and dance, unworthy of Chevy Chase: The Devil could provide a real account of all the civil wars in Heaven; how and by whom he lost the day and was forced to retreat: The idea that he refused to recognize and submit to the Messiah after he was declared Generalissimo of[Pg 12] the Heavenly forces, which Satan expected himself, as the senior officer, and couldn’t stand someone else being placed above him; I say that neat idea from Mr. Milton seems stretched too far, only proving that he (Milton) was clueless about the situation. Satan knows very well that the Messiah wasn’t declared to be the Son of God with power until after the resurrection from the dead, and that all power was given to him in Heaven and earth at that point, not before; meaning that Satan’s rebellion must have stemmed from different reasons and circumstances, which he could certainly explain if he chose to, and we will discuss further in this work.

What a fine History might this old Gentleman write of the Antediluvian world, and of all the weighty affairs, as well of state as of religion, which happen’d during the fifteen hundred years of the patriarchal administration!

What a great history this old gentleman could write about the world before the flood and all the important issues, both political and religious, that took place during the fifteen hundred years of patriarchal rule!

Who, like him, could give a full and compleat account of the Deluge, whether it was a meer vindictive, a blast from Heaven, wrought by a supernatural power in the way of miracle? or whether, according to Mr. Burnet’s Theory, it was a consequence following antecedent causes by the meer necessity of nature; seen in constitution, natural position, and unavoidable working of things, as by the Theory publish’d by that learn’d enthusiast it seems to be?

Who, like him, could give a complete and thorough explanation of the Flood, whether it was just a vengeful act, a divine intervention caused by a supernatural force in the form of a miracle, or if, as Mr. Burnet suggests in his Theory, it was a result of prior causes following the natural necessity of things; observed in their makeup, natural state, and inevitable processes, as proposed by the theory published by that learned enthusiast?

Satan could easily account for all the difficulties of the Theory, and tell us whether, as there was a natural necessity of the Deluge, there is not the like necessity and natural tendency to a Conflagration at last.

Satan could easily explain all the challenges of the Theory, and tell us whether, just as there was a natural necessity for the Flood, there isn't a similar necessity and natural tendency toward a final Conflagration.

Would the Devil exert himself as an Historian, for our improvement and diversion, how glorious an account could he give us of Noah’s Voyage[Pg 13] round the world, in the famous Ark! he could resolve all the difficulties about the building it, the furnishing it, and the laying up provision in it for all the collection of kinds that he had made; He could tell us whether all the creatures came voluntier to him to go into the ark, or whether he went a hunting for several years before, in order to bring them together.

Would the Devil take on the role of a historian, for our education and entertainment, what an incredible story he could tell about Noah’s voyage[Pg 13] around the world in that famous Ark! He could clarify all the challenges related to building it, furnishing it, and stocking it with provisions for all the different species he had gathered. He could explain whether all the animals came to him willingly to board the ark, or if he spent several years hunting them down first to bring them together.

He could give us a true relation how he wheedled the people of the next world into the absurd ridiculous undertaking of building a Babel; how far that stupendous stair-case, which was in imagination to reach up to Heaven, was carried, before it was interrupted and the builders confounded; how their speech was alter’d, how many Tongues it was divided into, or whether they were divided at all; and how many subdivisions or dialects have been made since that, by which means very few of God’s creatures, except the Brutes, understand one another, or care one farthing whether they do or no.

He could tell us a real story about how he convinced the people of the afterlife to take on the ridiculous task of building a Babel; how far that enormous staircase, meant to reach up to Heaven, got before it was halted and the builders were confused; how their speech changed, how many languages it split into, or if they were even divided at all; and how many subdivisions or dialects have developed since, which is why very few of God’s creatures, except for animals, understand each other or care at all if they do.

In all these things Satan, who, no doubt, would make a very good chronologist, could settle every Epocha, correct every Calendar, and bring all our accounts of time to a general agreement; as well the Grecian Olympiads, the Turkish Heghira, the Chinese fictitious account of the world’s duration, as our blind Julian and Gregorian accounts, which have put the world, to this day, into such confusion, that we neither agree in our holy-days or working days, fasts or feasts, nor keep the same sabbaths in any part of the same globe.

In all these matters, Satan, who would certainly excel as a historian, could settle every era, fix every calendar, and align all our records of time into a common understanding; including the Grecian Olympiads, the Turkish Heghira, the Chinese fictional timeline of the world's existence, along with our flawed Julian and Gregorian calendars, which have led to such chaos that we can't even agree on our holidays, workdays, fasting days, or celebrations, nor do we observe the same sabbaths anywhere on the planet.

This great Antiquary could bring us to a certainty in all the difficulties of ancient story, and tell us whether the tale of the siege of Troy, and the rape of Helen was a fable of Homer or a history; whether the fictions of the Poets are form’d from their own brain, or founded in facts; and[Pg 14] whether letters were invented by Cadmus the Phœnician, or dictated immediately from Heaven at mount Sinai.

This great historian could provide us with clarity on all the challenges of ancient history and tell us whether the story of the siege of Troy and the abduction of Helen is a myth from Homer or a real event; whether the creations of the poets come from their own imagination or are based on actual facts; and[Pg 14] whether writing was invented by Cadmus the Phoenician, or directly given from Heaven at Mount Sinai.

Nay, he could tell us how and in what manner he wheedled Eve, deluded Adam, put Cain into a passion, till he made him murther his own brother; and made Noah, who was above 500 years a preacher of righteousness, turn Sot in his old age, dishonour all his ministry, debauch himself with wine, and by getting drunk and exposing himself, become the jest and laughing-stock of his children, and of all his posterity to this day.

No, he could tell us how and in what way he sweet-talked Eve, tricked Adam, made Cain so angry that he killed his own brother, and caused Noah, who preached righteousness for over 500 years, to become a drunk in his old age, ruining all his ministry, getting wasted on wine, and by getting drunk and exposing himself, turned into the joke and laughingstock of his children and all his descendants to this day.

And would Satan, according to the modern practice of the late right reverend Historian, enter into the characters of the great men of his age, how should we be diverted with the just history of Adam, in paradise and out of it; his character, and how he behaved at and after his expulsion; how Cain wandered in the land of Nod, what the mark was which God set upon him, whose daughter his wife was, and how big the city was he built there, according to a certain Poet of noble extraction,

And if Satan, following the modern style of the recently esteemed Historian, were to take on the roles of the great figures of his time, how entertained we would be by the true story of Adam, both in paradise and after; his character, and how he acted during and after his banishment; how Cain wandered in the land of Nod, what the mark was that God placed on him, whose daughter his wife was, and how large the city was that he built there, according to a certain Poet of noble lineage,

How Cain in the land of Nod
When the rascal was alone
Like an owl in an ivy tod
Built a city as big as Roan.
Roch.

How Cain in the land of Nod
When the troublemaker was alone
Like an owl in a thicket
Built a city as large as Roan.
Roch.

 

He could have certainly drawn Eve’s picture, told us every feature in her face, and every inch in her shape, whether she was a perfect beauty or no, and whether with the fall she did grow crooked, ugly, ill-natur’d and a scold; as the learned Valdemar suggests to be the effects of the curse.

He could have definitely drawn Eve’s picture, described every feature on her face, and every part of her body, whether she was a true beauty or not, and whether after the fall she became twisted, unattractive, mean-spirited, and a nag; just like the scholar Valdemar suggests are the consequences of the curse.

Descending to the character of the Patriarchs in that age, he might, no doubt, give us in[Pg 15] particular the characters of Belus, worship’d under the name of Baal; with Satan, and Jupiter, his successors; who they were here, and how they behaved; with all the Pharaohs of Egypt, the Abimilechs of Canaan, and the great monarchs of Assyria and Babylon.

Descending to the characters of the Patriarchs during that time, he could definitely provide us with details about Belus, worshipped under the name of Baal; along with Satan, and Jupiter, his successors; who they were here, how they acted; along with all the Pharaohs of Egypt, the Abimilechs of Canaan, and the great rulers of Assyria and Babylon.

Hence also he is able to write the lives of all the Heroes of the world, from Alexander of Macedon to Lewis the XIV. and from Augustus to the great King George; nor could the Bishop himself go beyond him for flattery, any more than the Devil himself could go beyond the Bishop for falshood.

Hence, he can write about the lives of all the heroes in the world, from Alexander of Macedon to Louis XIV and from Augustus to the great King George; nor could the Bishop himself outdo him in flattery, just as the Devil himself couldn't surpass the Bishop in dishonesty.

I could enlarge with a particular satisfaction upon the many fine things which Satan, rummaging his inexhaustible storehouse of slander, could set down to blacken the characters of good men, and load the best Princes of the world with infamy and reproach.

I could gladly elaborate on the many terrible things that Satan, digging through his endless supply of insults, could use to tarnish the reputations of good people and burden the best leaders of the world with disgrace and shame.

But we shall never prevail with him, I doubt, to do mankind so much service, as resolving all those difficulties would be; for he has an indelible grudge against us; as he believes, and perhaps is assur’d that men were at first created by his sovereign, to the intent that after a certain state of Probation in life, such of them as shall be approved, are appointed to fill up those vacancies in the Heavenly Host, which were made by the abdication and expulsion of him (the Devil) and his Angels; so that man is appointed to come in Satan’s stead, to make good the breach, and enjoy all those ineffable Joys and Beatitudes which Satan enjoy’d before his fall; no wonder then, that the Devil swells with envy and rage at mankind in general, and at the best of them in particular; nay, the granting this point is giving an unanswerable reason, why the Devil practises with such unwearied and indefatigable application upon the best men, if possible, to disappoint God[Pg 16] Almighty’s decree, and that he should not find enough among the whole Race, to be proper subjects of his clemency, and qualified to succeed the Devil and his host, or fill up the places vacant by the Fall. It is true indeed, the Devil, who we have reason to say is no fool, ought to know better than to suppose that if he should seduce the whole race of mankind, and make them as bad as himself, he could, by that success of his wickedness, thwart or disappoint the determined purposes of Heaven; but that those which are appointed to inherit the Thrones, which he and his followers abdicated, and were deposed from, shall certainly be preserv’d in spite of his Devices for that inheritance, and shall have the possession secur’d to them, notwithstanding all that the Devil and all the Host of Hell can do to prevent it.

But I doubt we will ever get him to help humanity in the way that resolving all these issues would be; he holds a deep grudge against us because he believes, and maybe is certain, that humans were originally created by his master to eventually take over the roles in Heaven that were left empty when he (the Devil) and his Angels were expelled. This means that humans are meant to step in for Satan, fill the gap, and experience all the incredible Joys and Beatitudes that Satan enjoyed before his fall. It's no surprise that the Devil feels intense envy and anger towards humanity in general, and especially towards the best among us. Acknowledging this point gives a clear reason why the Devil tirelessly works on the best people, trying to thwart God's Almighty decree—hoping to prove that he won't find enough worthy souls to show mercy to, or to take the place of the Devil and his followers, or to fill the positions left vacant by the Fall. It is indeed true that the Devil, who we can safely say is not foolish, should recognize that even if he manages to corrupt all of humanity and make them as evil as himself, he cannot ultimately succeed in thwarting the determined plans of Heaven. Those meant to inherit the thrones that he and his followers gave up will surely be preserved despite his attempts, and they will secure that inheritance, no matter what the Devil and all the forces of Hell do to stop it.

But, however he knows the certainty of this, and that when he endeavours the seducing the chosen servants of the most High, he fights against God himself, struggles with irresistible grace, and makes war with infinite power; undermining the church of God, and that faith in him which is fortified with the eternal promises of Jesus Christ, that the gates of Hell, that is to say, the Devil and all his power, shall not prevail against them; I say, however he knows the impossibility there is that he should obtain his ends, yet so blind is his rage, so infatuate his wisdom, that he cannot refrain breaking himself to pieces against this mountain, and splitting against the rock. qui Jupiter vult perdere hos dementat.

But, no matter how much he understands that this is certain, and that when he tries to tempt the chosen servants of the Most High, he is going against God Himself, struggling against irresistible grace and waging war against infinite power; undermining the church of God and the faith in Him that is reinforced by the eternal promises of Jesus Christ, that the gates of Hell, meaning the Devil and all his power, will not prevail against them; I say, even though he knows it’s impossible for him to succeed, his rage is so blind and his wisdom so misguided that he cannot help but break himself against this mountain and shatter against the rock. qui Jupiter vult perdere hos dementat.

But to leave this serious part, which is a little too solemn, for the account of this rebel; seeing we are not to expect he will write his own History for our information and diversion, I shall see if I cannot write it for him: In order to this, I[Pg 17] shall extract the substance of his whole story, from the beginning to our own times, which I shall collect out of what is come to hand, whether by revelation or inspiration, that’s nothing to him; I shall take care so to improve my intelligence, as may make my account of him authentick, and, in a word, such as the Devil himself shall not be able to contradict.

But let's skip the serious part, which is a bit too heavy, to focus on this rebel; since we can't expect him to write his own history for our knowledge and entertainment, I’ll see if I can write it for him. To do this, I[Pg 17] will summarize the essence of his entire story, from the start up to our own times, gathering the information that’s available, whether through revelation or inspiration, which doesn't concern him; I'll make sure to enhance my understanding enough to make my account of him authentic, and, in a word, something that even the Devil himself won’t be able to contradict.

In writing this uncouth story I shall be freed from the censures of the Criticks, in a more than ordinary manner, upon one account especially; (viz.) that my story shall be so just and so well grounded, and, after all the good things I shall say of Satan, will be so little to his satisfaction, that the Devil himself will not be able to say, I dealt with the Devil in writing it: I might, perhaps, give you some account where I had my intelligence, and how all the Arcana of his management have come to my hands; but pardon me, Gentlemen, this would be to betray conversation, and to discover my agents, and you know statesmen are very careful to preserve the correspondences they keep in the enemy’s country, lest they expose their friends to the resentment of the Power whose councils they betray.

In writing this rough story, I'll be free from criticism from the critics, especially for one reason: my story will be so accurate and well-founded, and after all the good things I’ll say about Satan, it will be so unsatisfying to him that the Devil himself won't be able to claim that I dealt with the Devil in writing it. I might, perhaps, share where I got my information and how all the secrets of his activities came to me; but pardon me, Gentlemen, doing so would betray my sources and expose my agents, and you know that statesmen are very careful to protect the communications they maintain in enemy territory, so they don’t put their allies in danger of the wrath of the Power whose plans they reveal.

Besides, the learned tell us, that ministers of state make an excellent plea of their not betraying their intelligence, against all party inquiries into the great sums of money pretended to be paid for secret service; and whether the secret service was to bribe people to betray things abroad or at home; whether the money was paid to some body or to no body, employ’d to establish correspondences abroad, or to establish families and amass treasure at home; in a word, whether it was to serve their country or serve themselves, it has been the same thing, and the same plea has been their protection: Likewise in the important affair which I am upon, ’tis[Pg 18] hoped you will not desire me to betray my Correspondents; for you know Satan is naturally cruel and malicious, and who knows what he might do to shew his resentment? at least it might endanger a stop of our intelligence for the future.

Besides, the experts tell us that government officials use a good excuse for not revealing their sources when questioned about the large amounts of money supposedly spent on secret service. Whether the secret service was to bribe people to expose information domestically or internationally, whether the money went to someone or nobody, whether it was used to establish connections abroad or to create wealth and power at home, ultimately, whether it was meant to benefit the country or themselves, it has all been the same, and the same excuse has served as their shield. Similarly, in the important matter I’m discussing, I hope you won’t ask me to expose my sources; after all, Satan is naturally cruel and vindictive, and who knows what he might do to show his anger? At the very least, it could jeopardize our communication moving forward.

And yet, before I have done, I shall make it very plain, that however my information may be secret and difficult, that yet I came very honestly by it, and shall make a very good use of it; for ’tis a great mistake in those who think that an acquaintance with the affairs of the Devil may not be made very useful to us all: They that know no evil can know no good; and, as the learned tell us, that a stone taken out of the head of a Toad is a good antidote against poison; so a competent knowledge of the Devil, and all his ways, may be the best help to make us defie the Devil and all his works.

And yet, before I finish, I want to make it clear that even though my information might be secret and hard to come by, I obtained it honestly and intend to use it wisely. It's a huge misunderstanding to believe that knowing about the affairs of the Devil can't be useful to everyone. Those who know nothing about evil can't truly understand good; and, as scholars say, a stone taken from the head of a toad is a good antidote for poison. In the same way, having a solid understanding of the Devil and his tricks might be the best way to resist the Devil and all his works.

 

 


Ch. II.

Of the word DEVIL, as it is a proper name to the Devil, and any or all his host, Angels, &c.

Of the word DEVIL, as it is a proper name for the Devil and any or all his followers, Angels, &c.

It is a question, not yet determined by the learned, whether the word Devil be a singular, that is to say, the name of a person standing by himself, or a noun of multitude; if it be a singular, and so must be used personally only as a proper name, it consequently implies one imperial Devil, Monarch or King of the whole clan of Hell; justly distinguish’d by the term the Devil, or as the Scots call him, the[Pg 19] muckle horn’d Dee’l, or as others in a wilder dialect, the Devil of Hell, that is to say, the Devil of a Devil; or (better still) as the Scripture expresses it, by way of emphasis, the great red Dragon, the Devil and Satan.

It is still a question, not yet settled by scholars, whether the word Devil refers to a singular individual, meaning a specific person standing alone, or if it's a noun of multitude; if it is singular, then it should only be used personally as a proper name, which implies one supreme Devil, the Monarch or King of the entire clan of Hell; rightfully distinguished by the term the devil, or as the Scots refer to him, the[Pg 19] muckle horn’d Dee’l, or as others in a more rugged dialect, the Devil of Hell, which means the Devil of a Devil; or (even better) as Scripture emphasizes, the great red Dragon, the Devil and Satan.

But if we take this word to be, as above, a noun of multitude, and so to be used ambo-dexter, as occasion presents, singular or plural; then the Devil signifies Satan by himself, or Satan with all his Legions at his heels, as you please, more or less; and this way of understanding the word, as it may be very convenient for my purpose, in the account I am now to give of the infernal Powers, so it is not altogether improper in the nature of the thing: It is thus express’d in Scripture, where the person possess’d Matt. iv. 24. is first said to be possess’d of the Devil (singular) and our Saviour asks him, as speaking to a single person, what is thy name? and is answer’d in the plural and singular together, my name is Legion, for we are many.

But if we see this word as, like above, a noun of multitude, and so used ambo-dexter, depending on the situation, either singular or plural; then the Devil refers to Satan alone, or Satan along with all his Legions behind him, as you wish, more or less; and this way of understanding the word, while quite convenient for my current purpose in discussing the infernal Powers, is not entirely out of place in its nature: It’s expressed this way in Scripture, where the person possessed Matt. iv. 24. is first described as possessed by the Devil (singular) and our Savior asks him, as if speaking to an individual, what is thy name? and he replies in both plural and singular, my name is Legion, for we are many.

Nor will it be any wrong to the Devil, supposing him a single person, seeing entitling him to the conduct of all his inferior Agents, is what he will take rather for an addition to his infernal glory, than a diminution or lessening of him in the extent of his Fame.

Nor will it be wrong to the Devil, assuming he is a single being, as giving him the control over all his lesser agents is something he will see as an enhancement to his hellish glory, rather than a reduction or diminishment of his fame.

Having thus articl’d with the Devil for liberty of speech, I shall talk of him sometimes in the singular, as a person, and sometimes in the plural, as an host of Devils or of infernal Spirits, just as occasion requires, and as the history of his affairs makes necessary.

Having made an agreement with the Devil for freedom of speech, I will refer to him at times in the singular, as an individual, and at other times in the plural, as a group of Devils or infernal Spirits, depending on the situation and as the story of his dealings demands.

But before I enter upon any part of his history, the nature of the thing calls me back, and my Lord B—— of —— in his late famous orations in defence of liberty, summons me to prove that there is such a thing or such a person as the Devil; and in short, unless I can give some evidence of his[Pg 20] existence, as my Lord —— said very well, I am talking of nobody.

But before I dive into any part of his story, I have to pause, and my Lord B—— of —— in his recent famous speeches defending freedom, challenges me to prove that there is such a thing or person as the Devil; and basically, unless I can provide some evidence of his[Pg 20] existence, as my Lord —— rightly pointed out, I'm talking about nobody.

D—m me, Sir, says a graceless comrade of his to a great man, your Grace will go to the Devil.

Damn me, Sir, says a reckless friend of his to a great man, your Grace will go to the Devil.

D—m ye, Sir, says the D——, then I shall go no where; I wonder where you intend to go?

Damn you, Sir, says the D---, then I shall go nowhere; I wonder where you plan to go?

Nay, to the D——l too I doubt, says Graceless, for I am almost as wicked as my Lord Duke.

Nay, to the D——l too I doubt, says Graceless, for I am almost as wicked as my Lord Duke.

D. Thou ar’t a silly empty Dog, says the D—, and if there is such a place as a Hell, tho’ I believe nothing of it, ’tis a place for fools, such as thou art.

D. You are a foolish, worthless Dog, says the D—, and if there is a place called Hell, though I don’t believe in it, it’s a place for fools like you.

Gr. I wonder then, what Heaven the great wits go to, such as my Lord Duke; I don’t care to go there, let it be where it will; they are a tiresome kind of people, there’s no bearing them, they’ll make a Hell wherever they come.

Gr. I wonder which heaven the brilliant minds go to, like my Lord Duke; I don't really want to go there, wherever it is; they are a bothersome bunch, it's hard to tolerate them, they’ll create a Hell wherever they show up.

D. Prithee hold thy fool’s tongue, I tell thee, if there is any such place as we call no where; that’s all the Heaven or Hell that I know of, or believe any thing about.

D. Please hold your foolish tongue, I’m telling you, if there’s any place we call nowhere; that’s all the Heaven or Hell I know of or believe in.

Gr. Very good, my Lord—; so that Heaven is no where, and Hell is no where, and the Devil is nobody, according to my Lord Duke!

Gr. Very good, my Lord—so Heaven is nowhere, Hell is nowhere, and the Devil is nobody, according to my Lord Duke!

D. Yes Sir, and what then?

D. Yes, sir. What's next?

Gr. And you are to go no where when you die, are you?

Gr. So, you think you're not going anywhere when you die, right?

D. Yes, you Dog, don’t you know what that incomparable noble genius my Lord Rochester sings upon the subject, I believe it unfeignedly,

D. Yes, you dog, don’t you know what that amazing noble genius my Lord Rochester sings about on the subject? I truly believe it.

After death nothing is,
And nothing death.

After death, there’s nothing,
And death means nothing.

Gr. You believe it, my Lord, you mean, you would fain believe it if you could; but since you put that great genius my Lord Rochester upon me, let me play him back upon your Grace; I am sure[Pg 21] you have read his fine poem upon nothing, in one of the stanzas of which is this beautiful thought,

Gr. You believe it, my Lord, you mean you would love to believe it if you could; but since you brought up that brilliant genius, my Lord Rochester, let me turn it back on your Grace; I'm sure[Pg 21] you have read his wonderful poem about nothing, in one of the stanzas of which is this beautiful thought,

And to be part of [2] thee
The wicked wisely pray.

And to be part of [2] you
The wicked pray wisely.

D. You are a foolish Dog.

You are a silly dog.

Gr. And my Lord Duke is a wise Infidel.

Gr. And my Lord Duke is a clever nonbeliever.

D. Why? is it not wiser to believe no Devil, than to be always terrify’d at him?

D. Why? Isn't it smarter to believe there is no Devil, than to always be terrified of him?

Gr. But shall I toss another Poet upon you, my Lord?

Gr. But should I throw another poet your way, my Lord?

If it should so fall out, as who can tell
But there may be a God, a Heaven and Hell?
Mankind had best consider well, for fear
’T should be too late when their mistakes appear.

If it happens to be true, as no one can say
That there might be a God, a Heaven, and a Hell?
People should really think carefully, because
It might be too late when their errors become clear.

D. D—m your foolish Poet, that’s not my Lord Rochester.

D. Damn your foolish Poet, that’s not my Lord Rochester.

Gr. But how must I be damn’d, if there’s no Devil? Is not your Grace a little inconsistent there? My Lord Rochester would not have said that, and’t please your Grace.

Gr. But how am I supposed to be damned if there’s no Devil? Isn’t your Grace being a bit inconsistent there? My Lord Rochester wouldn’t have said that, if it pleases your Grace.

D. No, you Dog, I am not inconsistent at all, and if I had the ordering of you, I’d make you sensible of it; I’d make you think your self damn’d for want of a Devil.

D. No, you Dog, I’m not inconsistent at all, and if I had control over you, I’d make you aware of it; I’d make you feel damned for not having a Devil.

Gr. That’s like one of your Grace’s paradoxes, such as when you swore by God that you did not believe there was any such thing as a God, or Devil; so you swear by nothing, and damn me to no where.

Gr. That’s like one of your Grace’s contradictions, like when you swore by God that you didn’t believe there was such a thing as a God or Devil; so you swear by nothing, and damn me to nowhere.

[Pg 22]D. You are a critical Dog, who taught you to believe these solemn trifles? who taught you to say there is a God?

[Pg 22]D. You’re a judgmental Dog; who made you believe in these serious little things? Who made you say there is a God?

Gr. Nay, I had a better school-master than my Lord Duke.

Gr. No, I had a better teacher than my Lord Duke.

D. Why, who was your school-master pray?

D. So, who was your schoolteacher, if you don’t mind me asking?

Gr. The Devil, and’t please your Grace.

Gr. The Devil, if it pleases your Grace.

D. The Devil! the Devil he did? what you’re going to quote Scripture, are you? Prithee don’t tell me of Scripture, I know what you mean, the Devils believe and tremble; why then I have the whip-hand of the Devil, for I hate trembling; and I am deliver’d from it effectually, for I never believed any thing of it, and therefore I don’t tremble.

D. The Devil! the Devil he did? Are you really going to quote Scripture? Please don’t mention Scripture to me; I know what you mean, the Devils believe and tremble; so I have the upper hand over the Devil, because I can’t stand trembling; and I'm completely free from it since I never believed in any of it, and that's why I don’t tremble.

Gr. And there, indeed, I am a wickeder creature than the Devil, or even than my Lord Duke, for I believe, and yet don’t tremble neither.

Gr. And there, I am actually a more wicked being than the Devil or even my Lord Duke, because I believe, yet I don’t even flinch.

D. Nay, if you are come to your penitentials I have done with you.

D. No, if you’re here to do your penance, I’m done with you.

Gr. And I think I must have done with my Lord Duke, for the same reason.

Gr. And I think I should be done with my Lord Duke, for the same reason.

D. Ay, ay, pray do, I’ll go and enjoy my self; I won’t throw away the pleasure of my life, I know the consequence of it.

D. Yeah, please do, I’ll go and have a good time; I won’t waste the joy of my life, I understand what comes from it.

Gr. And I’ll go and reform my self, else I know the consequence too.

Gr. And I’ll go and improve myself; otherwise, I know what will happen.

This short Dialogue happen’d between two men of quality, and both men of wit too; and the effect was, that the Lord brought the reality of the Devil into the question, and the debate brought the profligate to be a penitent; so in short, the Devil was made a preacher of repentance.

This short dialogue took place between two distinguished men, both of whom were witty. As a result, the discussion brought the reality of the Devil into question, and the debate led the wayward individual to become a penitent; in short, the Devil became a preacher of repentance.

The Truth is, God and the Devil, however opposite in their nature, and remote from one another in their place of abiding, seem to stand pretty much upon a level in our faith: For as to our believing the reality of their existence, he that[Pg 23] denies one, generally denies both; and he that believes one, necessarily believes both.

The truth is, God and the Devil, although completely opposite in nature and far apart in where they exist, seem to be viewed pretty equally in our faith. When it comes to believing in their existence, whoever[Pg 23] denies one usually denies both; and whoever believes in one inevitably believes in the other.

Very few, if any of those who believe there is a God, and acknowledge the debt of homage which mankind owes to the supreme Governor of the World, doubt the existence of the Devil, except here and there one, whom we call practical Atheists; and ’tis the character of an Atheist, if there is such a creature on Earth, that like my Lord Duke, he believes neither God or Devil.

Very few, if any, of those who believe there is a God and recognize the respect humanity owes to the ultimate ruler of the World doubt the existence of the Devil, except for a few people we refer to as practical Atheists. The defining trait of an Atheist, if such a person exists on Earth, is that, like my Lord Duke, they believe in neither God nor Devil.

As the belief of both these stands upon a level, and that God and the Devil seem to have an equal share in our faith, so the evidence of their existence seems to stand upon a level too, in many things; and as they are known by their Works in the same particular cases, so they are discover’d after the same manner of demonstration.

As both of these beliefs are on the same level, and it seems like God and the Devil have equal weight in our faith, the evidence for their existence appears to be on the same level in many respects. Just as they are recognized by their actions in similar situations, they are revealed in the same way through demonstration.

Nay, in some respects ’tis equally criminal to deny the reality of them both, only with this difference, that to believe the existence of a God is a debt to nature, and to believe the existence of the Devil is a like debt to reason; one is a demonstration from the reality of visible causes, and the other a deduction from the like reality of their effects.

No, in some ways it’s just as wrong to deny the reality of both, with this one difference: believing in the existence of a God is a natural obligation, while believing in the existence of the Devil is a rational obligation; one is a conclusion drawn from the reality of visible causes, and the other is a deduction from the similar reality of their effects.

One demonstration of the existence of God, is from the universal well-guided consent of all nations to worship and adore a supreme Power; One demonstration of the existence of the Devil, is from the avow’d ill-guided consent of some nations, who knowing no other God, make a God of the Devil, for want of a better.

One example of the existence of God is the widespread agreement among all nations to worship and honor a supreme Power; One example of the existence of the Devil is the acknowledged misguided agreement of some nations, who, knowing no other God, make a God of the Devil, due to a lack of a better option.

It may be true, that those nations have no other Ideas of the Devil than as of a superior Power; if they thought him a supreme Power it would have other effects on them, and they would submit to and worship him with a different kind of fear.

It might be true that those nations see the Devil only as a higher power; if they viewed him as the ultimate power, it would have a different impact on them, and they would submit to and worship him with a different kind of fear.

[Pg 24]But ’tis plain they have right notions of him as a Devil or evil Spirit, because the best reason, and in some places the only reason they give for worshiping him is, that he may do them no hurt; having no notions at all of his having any power, much less any inclination to do them good; so that indeed they make a meer Devil of him, at the same time that they bow to him as to a God.

[Pg 24]But it’s clear they see him as a Devil or evil Spirit, because the main reason, and in some places the only reason they give for worshiping him is that he might not harm them; they have no idea that he has any power, let alone that he has any desire to do them good; so they effectively turn him into a mere Devil while still bowing to him like a God.

All the ages of Paganism in the World have had this notion of the Devil: indeed in some parts of the World they had also some Deities which they honour’d above him, as being supposed to be beneficent, kind and inclined, as well as capable to give them good things; for this reason the more polite Heathens, such as the Grecians and the Romans, had their Lares or houshold Gods, whom they paid a particular respect to; as being their Protectors from Hobgoblins, Ghosts of the Dead, evil Spirits, frightful Appearances, evil Genius’s and other noxious Beings from the invisible World; or to put it into the language of the day we live in, from the Devil, in whatever shape or appearance he might come to them, and from whatever might hurt them: and what was all this but setting up Devils against Devils, supplicating one Devil under the notion of a good Spirit, to drive out and protect them from another, whom they call’d a bad Spirit, the white Devil against the black Devil?

All the eras of Paganism around the world have shared this idea of the Devil: indeed, in some regions, they also had some Deities that they honored more than him, as they were believed to be generous, kind, and able to provide them with good things; for this reason, the more cultured Pagans, like the Greeks and the Romans, had their Lares or household Gods, to whom they showed special respect; as they were seen as Protectors from mischievous creatures, the spirits of the dead, evil entities, terrifying appearances, negative influences, and other harmful beings from the invisible realm; or to put it in contemporary terms, from the Devil, in whatever form or guise he might present himself, and from anything that could harm them: and what was all this but setting up Devils against Devils, praying to one Devil under the guise of a good spirit to drive out and protect them from another, whom they called a bad spirit, the white Devil against the black Devil?

This proceeds from the natural notions mankind necessarily entertain of things to come; superior or inferior, God and the Devil, fill up all futurity in our thoughts; and ’tis impossible for us to form any images in our minds of an immortality and an invisible World, but under the notions of perfect felicity, or extreme misery.

This comes from the basic ideas that people naturally have about the future; superior or inferior, God and the Devil occupy all our thoughts about what’s to come; and it’s impossible for us to imagine immortality and an unseen world without thinking of complete happiness or intense suffering.

Now as these two respect the Eternal state of man after life, they are respectively the object[Pg 25] of our reverence and affection, or of our horror and aversion; but notwithstanding they are plac’d thus in a diametrical opposition in our affections and passions, they are on an evident level as to the certainty of their existence, and, as I said above, bear an equal share in our faith.

Now, as these two relate to the eternal state of man after life, they are the object[Pg 25] of our reverence and affection, or of our horror and dislike; but despite being placed in completely opposite positions in our feelings and emotions, they are clearly equal when it comes to the certainty of their existence, and, as I mentioned earlier, hold an equal place in our faith.

It being then as certain that there is a Devil, as that there is a God, I must from this time forward admit no more doubt of his existence, nor take any more pains to convince you of it; but speaking of him as a reality in Being, proceed to enquire who he is, and from whence, in order to enter directly into the detail of his History.

It is now just as certain that there is a Devil as there is a God, so I must no longer doubt his existence or try to convince you of it; instead, I will treat him as a real entity and start to explore who he is and where he comes from, so we can dive straight into the details of his history.

Now not to enter into all the metaphysical trumpery of his Schools, nor wholly to confine my self to the language of the Pulpit; where we are told, that to think of God and of the Devil, we must endeavour first to form Ideas of those things which illustrate the description of rewards and punishments; in the one the eternal presence of the highest good, and, as a necessary attendant, the most perfect, consummate, durable bliss and felicity, springing from the presence of that Being in whom all possible Beatitude is inexpressibly present, and that in the highest perfection: On the contrary, to conceive of a sublime fallen Arch-angel, attended with an innumerable host of degenerate, rebel Seraphs or Angels cast out of Heaven together; all guilty of inexpressible rebellion, and all suffering from that time, and to suffer for ever the eternal vengeance of the Almighty, in an inconceivable manner; that his presence, tho’ blessed in it self, is to them the most compleat article of terror; That they are in themselves perfectly miserable; and to be with whom for ever, adds an inexpressible misery to any state as well as place; and fills the minds of those who are to be, or expect to[Pg 26] be banish’d to them with inconceivable horror and amazement.

Now, I won’t dive into all the complicated metaphysical ideas from his schools, nor will I limit myself to the language of the pulpit. We're told that to think of God and the Devil, we first need to imagine concepts that illustrate the descriptions of rewards and punishments. For God, there’s the eternal presence of the highest good, along with perfect, lasting happiness that comes from being with that Being in whom all possible joy is profoundly present and in the highest form. On the flip side, to think of a once-great fallen archangel, accompanied by countless rebel seraphs or angels cast out of Heaven, all guilty of deep rebellion, is to recognize that they suffer eternal punishment from the Almighty in unimaginable ways. Though His presence is blessed in itself, for them it represents complete terror. They are utterly miserable, and being among them only adds indescribable misery to any situation or place. This fills the minds of those who might be— or expect to be— banished to them with unimaginable horror and shock.

But when you have gone over all this, and a great deal more of the like, tho’ less intelligible language, which the passions of men collect to amuse one another with; you have said nothing if you omit the main article, namely, the personality of the Devil; and till you add to all the rest some description of the company with whom all this is to be suffer’d, viz. the Devil and his Angels.

But after you’ve gone through all this, along with a lot more of the confusing stuff that people use to entertain each other; you haven’t said anything if you leave out the main point, which is the personality of the Devil; and until you include a description of the company involved in all this, namely the Devil and his Angels.

Now who this Devil and his Angels are, what share they have either actively or passively in the eternal miseries of a future state, how far they are Agents in or Partners with the sufferings of the place, is a difficulty yet not fully discover’d by the most learned; nor do I believe ’tis made less a difficulty by their medling with it.

Now, who the Devil and his Angels are, what role they play in either actively or passively causing the eternal suffering of the afterlife, and how much they are involved in or complicit with the suffering in that place, is a challenge that hasn't been completely understood by even the most educated. I also don't think that their involvement makes this challenge any easier to solve.

But to come to the person and original of the Devil, or, as I said before, of Devils; I allow him to come of an ancient family, for he is from Heaven, and more truly than the Romans could say of their idoliz’d Numa, he is of the race of the Gods.

But to talk about the person and origin of the Devil, or, as I mentioned earlier, of Devils; I accept that he comes from an ancient family, since he is from Heaven, and more truly than the Romans could say about their idolized Numa, he is of the lineage of the Gods.

That Satan is a fallen Angel, a rebel Seraph, cast out for his Rebellion, is the general opinion, and ’tis not my business to dispute things universally receiv’d; as he was try’d, condemn’d, and the sentence of expulsion executed on him in Heaven, he is in this World like a transported Felon never to return; His crime, whatever particular aggravations it might have, ’tis certain, amounted to High-treason against his Lord and Governor, who was also his Maker; against whom he rose in rebellion, took up arms, and in a word, rais’d a horrid and unnatural war in his dominions; but being overcome in battle, and made prisoner, he and all his Host, whose numbers were[Pg 27] infinite, all glorious Angels like himself, lost at once their beauty and glory with their Innocence, and commenc’d Devils, being transform’d by crime into monsters and frightful objects; such as to describe, human fancy is obliged to draw pictures and descriptions in such forms as are most hateful and frightful to the imagination.

That Satan is a fallen angel, a rebellious seraph who was cast out for his rebellion, is the common belief, and it’s not my place to question widely accepted ideas. He was tried, sentenced, and expelled from Heaven, and now he exists in this world like a convicted felon who can never return. His crime, regardless of specific details, definitely amounted to high treason against his Lord and Governor, who was also his Creator; he rose up in rebellion, took up arms, and essentially waged a horrific and unnatural war in his own realm. But after being defeated in battle and captured, he and all his host, whose numbers were [Pg 27] infinite, all glorious angels like him, lost their beauty and glory along with their innocence, becoming devils, transformed by their crimes into monstrous and terrifying beings; to describe them, human imagination has to create images and descriptions that are as hateful and horrifying as possible.

These notions, I doubt not, gave birth to all the beauteous Images and sublime expressions in Mr. Milton’s majestick Poem; where, tho’ he has play’d the Poet in a most luxuriant manner, he has sinn’d against Satan most egregiously, and done the Devil a manifest injury in a great many particulars, as I shall shew in its place. And as I shall be oblig’d to do Satan justice when I come to that part of his History, Mr. Milton’s admirers must pardon me, if I let them see, that tho’ I admire Mr. Milton as a Poet, yet that he was greatly out in matters of History, and especially the History of the Devil; in short, That he has charged Satan falsly in several particulars; and so he has Adam and Eve too: But that I shall leave till I come to the History of the Royal Family of Eden; which I resolve to present you with when the Devil and I have done with one another.

These ideas, I have no doubt, inspired all the beautiful images and grand expressions in Mr. Milton’s majestic poem; where, although he has written as a poet in a very lush way, he has sinned against Satan quite significantly, and done the Devil a clear injustice in many respects, as I will show later. And since I'll have to do Satan justice when I get to that part of his story, Mr. Milton’s fans must forgive me if I let them see that while I admire Mr. Milton as a poet, he was quite mistaken in historical matters, especially regarding the history of the Devil; in short, that he has falsely accused Satan in several ways; and he has done the same to Adam and Eve too. But I will save that for when I discuss the history of the royal family of Eden; which I intend to present to you when the Devil and I are done with each other.

But not to run down Mr. Milton neither, whose poetry, or his judgment, cannot be reproached without injury to our own; all those bright Ideas of his, which make his poem so justly valued, whether they are capable of proof as to the fact, are notwithstanding, confirmations of my hypothesis; and are taken from a supposition of the Personality of the Devil, placing him at the head of the infernal host, as a sovereign elevated Spirit and Monarch of Hell; and as such it is that I undertake to write his history.

But I don’t want to downplay Mr. Milton either, whose poetry and judgment can’t be criticized without undermining our own; all those brilliant ideas of his, which make his poem so highly regarded, whether they can be proven or not, actually support my argument; and they’re based on the assumption of the Personality of the Devil, placing him at the head of the infernal host, as a powerful Spirit and Monarch of Hell; and it’s from this perspective that I set out to write his history.

By the word Hell I do not suppose, or at least not determine, that his residence, or that of the[Pg 28] whole army of Devils, is yet in the same local Hell, to which the Divines tell us he shall be at last chain’d down; or at least that he is yet confin’d to it, for we shall find he is at present a prisoner at large: of both which circumstances of Satan I shall take occasion to speak in its course.

By "Hell," I don't mean to suggest, or at least to conclude, that his home, or that of the[Pg 28] entire army of Devils, is currently in the same local Hell that the Divines say he will eventually be bound to; or even that he is still trapped there, because we'll discover that he is currently a free prisoner. I will address both of these aspects of Satan as we go along.

But when I call the Devil the Monarch of Hell, I am to be understood as suits to the present purpose; that he is the Sovereign of all the race of Hell, that is to say of all the Devils or Spirits of the infernal Clan, let their numbers, quality and powers be what they will.

But when I refer to the Devil as the King of Hell, I mean it in the way that fits the current discussion; that he is the ruler of all the inhabitants of Hell, meaning all the Devils or Spirits of the underworld, regardless of their numbers, types, or abilities.

Upon this supposed personality and superiority of Satan, or, as I call it, the sovereignty and government of one Devil above all the rest; I say, upon this notion are form’d all the systems of the dark side of futurity, that we can form in our minds: And so general is the opinion of it, that it will hardly bear to be oppos’d by any other argument, at least that will bear to be reason’d upon: All the notions of a parity of Devils, or making a common-wealth among the black Divan, seem to be enthusiastick and visionary, but with no consistency or certainty, and is so generally exploded, that we must not venture so much as to debate the point.

Upon this supposed personality and superiority of Satan, or, as I refer to it, the control and authority of one Devil over all the others; I say, based on this idea, all the theories about the dark side of the future that we can imagine are formed: And this belief is so widespread that it’s hardly challenged by any other argument, at least none that can be reasonably debated: All the ideas of equal power among Devils or creating a commonwealth among the black council seem to be fanciful and unrealistic, lacking consistency or certainty, and are so widely rejected that we shouldn’t even attempt to discuss the matter.

Taking it then as the generality of mankind do, that there is a Grand Devil, a superior of the whole black race; that they all fell, together with their General, Satan, at the head of them; that tho’ he, Satan, could not maintain his high station in Heaven, yet that he did continue his dignity among the rest, who are call’d his servants, in Scripture his Angels; that he has a kind of dominion or authority over the rest, and that they were all, how many millions soever in number, at his command; employ’d by him in all his hellish[Pg 29] designs, and in all his wicked contrivances for the destruction of man, and for the setting up his own kingdom in the world.

Taking it as most people do, that there is a Grand Devil, a leader of the whole evil force; that they all fell, along with their leader, Satan, at the forefront of them; that although he, Satan, couldn’t keep his high position in Heaven, he still holds his status among the others, who are called his servants, referred to in Scripture as his Angels; that he has some kind of control or authority over all of them, and that they are all, no matter how many millions there are, at his command; used by him in all his hellish[Pg 29] plots, and in all his evil schemes for the destruction of humanity, and for establishing his own kingdom in the world.

Supposing then that there is such a superior Master-Devil over all the rest, it remains that we enquire into his character, and something of his History; in which, tho’ we cannot perhaps produce such authentick documents as in the story of other great Monarchs, Tyrants, and Furies of the World; yet I shall endeavour to speak some things which the experience of mankind may be apt to confirm, and which the Devil himself will hardly be able to contradict.

Supposing there is a superior Master Devil above all the others, we should look into his character and a bit of his history. While we might not have the kind of solid evidence we do for the stories of other powerful rulers, tyrants, and monsters of the world, I will try to share some insights that people's experiences might support, and which the Devil himself will likely struggle to deny.

It being then granted that there is such a thing or person, call him which we will, as a Master-Devil; that he is thus superior to all the rest in power and in authority, and that all the other evil Spirits are his Angels, or Ministers, or Officers to execute his commands, and are employ’d in his business; it remains to enquire, whence he came? how he got hither, into this World? what that business is which he is employ’d about? what his present state is, and where and to what part of the creation of God he is limited and restrained? what the liberties are he takes or is allow’d to take? in what manner he works, and how his instruments are likewise allow’d to work? what he has done ever since he commenc’d Devil, what he is now doing, and what he may yet do before his last and closer confinement? as also what he cannot do, and how far we may or may not be said to be exposed to him, or have or have not reason to be afraid of him? These, and whatever else occurs in the History and conduct of this Arch-devil and his Agents, that may be useful for information, caution, or diversion, you may expect in the process of this work.

Assuming there is such a being, let’s call him a Master Devil; he holds more power and authority than all others, and the other evil Spirits serve as his Angels, Ministers, or Officers to carry out his orders and handle his business. We need to ask: where did he come from? How did he arrive in this world? What is the work he’s engaged in? What is his current state, and what part of God's creation is he restricted to? What freedoms does he take or is he permitted to have? How does he operate, and how are his followers also allowed to act? What has he done since becoming a Devil, what is he doing now, and what might he still do before he faces his ultimate confinement? Additionally, what are his limitations, and how much are we truly at risk from him, or do we have reason to fear him? These questions, along with any other relevant details about this Arch-devil and his Agents that can provide valuable information, caution, or entertainment, will be covered in this work.

[Pg 30]I know it has been question’d by some, with more face than fear, how it consists with a compleat victory of the Devil, which they say was at first obtained by the Heavenly Powers over Satan and his apostate army in Heaven, that when he was cast out of his holy place, and dash’d down into the abyss of eternal darkness, as into a place of punishment, a condemn’d hold, or place of confinement, to be reserved there to the judgment of the great Day; I say, how it consists with that entire victory, to let him loose again, and give him liberty, like a thief that has broken prison, to range about God’s creation, and there to continue his rebellion, commit new ravages, and acts of hostility against God, make new efforts at dethroning the almighty Creator; and in particular to fall upon the weakest of his creatures, Man? how Satan being so entirely vanquish’d, he should be permitted to recover any of his wicked powers, and find room to do mischief to mankind.

[Pg 30]I know some people have questioned, with more bravado than fear, how it makes sense that the Devil was completely defeated, which they claim happened when the Heavenly Powers triumphed over Satan and his fallen army in Heaven. They say that when he was cast out of his holy place and thrown into the depths of eternal darkness, essentially as a punishment, to be kept there until the judgment of the great Day; I ask, how does that complete victory allow him to be set free again, and given the freedom, like a thief who has escaped prison, to roam around God’s creation, continuing his rebellion, causing new destruction, and acting out against God, trying once more to overthrow the almighty Creator? And especially, how can he attack the weakest of God’s creatures, Man? How can Satan, being so utterly defeated, be allowed to regain any of his evil powers and have the opportunity to harm humanity?

Nay they go farther, and suggest bold things against the wisdom of Heaven, in exposing mankind, weak in comparison of the immense extent of the Devil’s power, to so manifest an overthrow, to so unequal a fight, in which he is sure, if alone in the conflict, to be worsted; to leave him such a dreadful enemy to engage with, and so ill furnish’d with weapons to assist him.

Nay, they go further and propose daring ideas against the wisdom of Heaven, putting humanity, which is weak compared to the vast reach of the Devil's power, in such a clear position for defeat, in such an uneven battle, where he is certain to lose if fighting alone; to leave him with such a terrible enemy to face and so poorly equipped with weapons to help him.

These objections I shall give as good an answer to as the case will admit in this course, but must adjourn them for the present.

These objections I will address as thoroughly as the situation allows in this discussion, but I will postpone them for now.

That the Devil is not yet a close prisoner, we have evidence enough to confirm; I will not suggest, that like our Newgate Thieves, (to bring little Devils and great Devils together) he is let out by connivance, and has some little latitudes and advantages for mischief, by that means; returning at certain seasons to his confinement again.[Pg 31] This might hold, were it not, that the comparison must suggest, that the power which has cast him down could be deluded, and the under-keepers or jaylors, under whose charge he was in custody, could wink at his excursions, and the Lord of the place know nothing of the matter. But this wants farther explanation.

That the Devil isn't a complete prisoner yet, we have enough evidence to support; I won't imply, like our Newgate thieves, that he is released with a nod and has some leeway and chances to cause trouble because of it, returning to his confinement at certain times.[Pg 31] This idea might make sense, except that it suggests the power that brought him down could be fooled, and the guards or jailers in charge of him could ignore his escapes, while the Lord of the place would know nothing about it. But this needs further clarification.

 

 


Chap. III.

Of the original of the Devil, who he is, and what he was before his expulsion out of Heaven, and in what state he was from that time to the creation of Man.

About the origin of the Demon, who he is, what he was before being cast out of Heaven, and what his state was from that time until the creation of Man.

To come to a regular enquiry into Satan’s affairs, ’tis needful we should go back to his original, as far as history and the opinion of the learned World will give us leave.

To carry out a consistent investigation into Satan’s matters, we need to return to his origins, as much as history and the views of knowledgeable people will allow us.

It is agreed by all Writers, as well sacred as prophane, that this creature we now call a Devil, was originally an Angel of light, a glorious Seraph; perhaps the choicest of all the glorious Seraphs. See how Milton describes his original glory:

It is agreed by all writers, both sacred and secular, that this creature we now call a Devil was originally an Angel of light, a glorious Seraph; perhaps the most distinguished of all the glorious Seraphs. See how Milton describes his original glory:

Satan, so call him now, his former name
Is heard no more in Heaven: He of the first,
If not the first Archangel; great in power,
In favour and preeminence.
lib. v. fol. 140.

Satan, as we call him now, his old name
Is no longer heard in Heaven: He was the first,
If not the first Archangel; powerful,
In grace and status.
lib. v. fol. 140.

And again the same author, and upon the same subject:

And once again, the same author, and on the same topic:

[Pg 32] ———Brighter once amidst the host
Of Angels, than that star the stars among.
lib. vii. fol. 189.

[Pg 32] ———More radiant once among the crowd
Of Angels, than that star among the stars.
lib. 7. fol. 189.

 

The glorious figure which Satan is supposed to make among the Thrones and Dominions in Heaven is such, as we might suppose the highest Angel in that exalted train could make; and some think, as above, that he was the chief of the Arch-angels.

The impressive role that Satan is believed to hold among the Thrones and Dominions in Heaven is comparable to what we might imagine the highest Angel in that esteemed group would have; and some believe, as above, that he was the leader of the Archangels.

Hence that notion, (and not ill founded) namely, that the first cause of his disgrace, and on which ensued his rebellion, was occasioned upon God’s proclaiming his Son Generalissimo, and with himself supreme ruler in heaven; giving the dominion of all his works of creation, as well already finish’d, as not then begun, to him; which post of honour (say they) Satan expected to be conferr’d on himself, as next in honour, majesty and power to God the Supreme.

Thus, that idea, (and not without reason) namely, that the main cause of his disgrace, which led to his rebellion, was triggered by God declaring his Kid as the Commander-in-Chief and himself as the supreme ruler in heaven; transferring the authority over all his creations, both those already completed and those not yet started, to him; which position of honor (they say) Satan expected to be given to himself, as the next in honor, majesty, and power to God the Supreme.

This opinion is follow’d by Mr. Milton too, as appears in the following lines, where he makes all the Angels attending all a general summons, and God the Father making the following declaration to them.

This view is also shared by Mr. Milton, as shown in the following lines, where he calls all the Angels to a general meeting, with God the Father making this declaration to them.

“Here, all ye Angels, prodigy of light,
“Thrones, dominions, princedoms, virtues, pow’rs!
“Hear my decree, which unrevok’d shall stand.
“This day I have begot whom I declare
“My only Son, and on this hill
“Him have anointed, whom you now behold
“At my right hand; your Head I Him appoint:
“And my self have sworn to him shall bow
“All knees in Heav’n, and shall confess him Lord,
[Pg 33]“Under his great vice-gerent reign abide
“United, as one individual soul,
“For ever happy: Him who disobeys,
“Me disobeys, breaks union, and that day
“Cast out from God, and blessed vision, falls
“Into utter darkness, deep ingulph’d, his place
“Ordain’d without redemption, without end.

"Hey, all you Angels, beings of light,
“Thrones, dominions, princes, virtues, powers!
“Pay attention to my decree, which cannot be undone.
“Today I have given birth to whom I declare
“My only Kid, and on this hill
“I have anointed Him, whom you now see
“At my right hand; I appoint Him as your Head:
“And I have sworn that all will bow to Him
“All knees in Heaven, and will acknowledge Him as Lord,
[Pg 33]“Under His great vicegerent reign, remain
“United, as one single soul,
“Forever happy: Whoever disobeys Him,
“Disobeys Me, breaks union, and that day
“Will be cast out from God, and blessed vision, falls
“Into complete darkness, deeply engulfed, His place
“Determined without redemption, without end.

 

Satan, affronted at the appearance of a new Essence or Being in Heaven, call’d the Son of God; for God, says Mr. Milton, (tho’ erroneously) declared himself at that time, saying, This day have I begotten him, and that he should be set up, above all the former Powers of Heaven, of whom Satan (as above) was the Chief and expecting, if any higher post could be granted, it might be his due; I say, affronted at this he resolv’d

Satan, angered by the emergence of a new Presence in Heaven, called the Son of God; for God, as Mr. Milton claims (though he’s mistaken), announced at that moment, This day have I begotten him, and that he would be elevated above all the previous Powers of Heaven, of whom Satan (as mentioned) was the leader and was anticipating that if a higher position were to be appointed, it would rightfully belong to him; I say, offended by this, he decided

“With all his Legions to dislodge, and leave
“Unworship’d, unobey’d, the throne supreme
“Contemptuous. ———
Par. lost, lib. v. fo. 140.

“With all his legions to move, and leave
“Unworshipped, unrecognized, the highest throne
“Disregarded. ———
Par. lost, book 5, page 140.

 

But Mr. Milton is grosly erroneous in ascribing those words, This day have I begotten thee, to that declaration of the Father before Satan fell, and consequently to a time before the creation; whereas, it is by Interpreters agreed to be understood of the Incarnation of the Son of God, or at least of the Resurrection: [3] see Pool upon Acts xiii. 33.

But Mr. Milton is completely wrong to attribute the words, This day have I begotten thee, to that statement the Father made before Satan fell, and therefore to a time before creation; instead, it's generally agreed by interpreters that it refers to the Incarnation of the Son of God, or at least to the Resurrection: [3] see Pool on Acts xiii. 33.

[Pg 34]In a word, Satan withdrew with all his followers malecontent and chagrine, resolv’d to disobey this new command, and not yield obedience to the Son.

[Pg 34]In short, Satan and all his unhappy followers decided to defy this new order and refused to obey the Son.

But Mr. Milton agrees in that opinion, that the number of Angels which rebel’d with Satan was infinite, and suggests in one place, that they were the greatest half of all the angelick Body or seraphick Host.

But Mr. Milton shares the opinion that the number of Angels who rebelled with Satan was infinite, and he mentions in one part that they were the larger half of all the angelic beings or seraphic Host.

“But Satan with his Power,
“An host
“Innumerable as the stars of night,
“Or stars of morning, dew drops, which the Sun
“Impearls on ev’ry leaf and ev’ry flower.
ib. lib. v. fo. 142.

“But Satan with his power,
“A host”
“As countless as the stars at night,
“Or the morning stars, dew drops that the Sun
“Beads on every leaf and every flower.
ib. lib. v. fo. 142.

 

Be their number as it is, numberless millions and legions of millions, that is no part of my present enquiry; Satan the leader, guide and superior, as he was author of the celestial rebellion, is still the great Head and Master-Devil as before; under his authority they still act, not obeying but carrying on the same insurrection against God, which they begun in Heaven; making war still against Heaven, in the person of his Image and Creature man; and tho’ vanquish’d by the thunder of the Son of God, and cast down headlong from Heaven, they have yet reassumed, or rather not [Pg 35]lost either the will or the power of doing evil.

Be their number as it is, countless millions and legions of millions, that’s not what I’m focusing on right now; Satan, the leader, guide, and superior, who was the instigator of the heavenly rebellion, is still the great Head and Master Devil as before. Under his authority, they continue to act, not in obedience but continuing the same uprising against God that they started in Heaven; they’re still waging war against Heaven, specifically against His Image and Creation, humanity. And even though they were defeated by the power of the Son of God and cast down from Heaven, they have not lost either the will or the ability to do evil.

This fall of the Angels, with the war in Heaven which preceded it, is finely describ’d by Ovid, in his war of the Titans against Jupiter; casting mountain upon mountain, and hill upon hill (Pelion upon Ossa) in order to scale the Adamantine walls, and break open the gates of Heaven; till Jupiter struck them with his thunder-bolts and overwhelm’d them in the abyss: Vide Ovid Metam. new translation, lib. i. p. 19.

This fall of the Angels, along with the war in Heaven that came before it, is vividly described by Ovid, in his tale of the Titans fighting against Jupiter; piling mountain upon mountain, and hill upon hill (Pelion on Ossa) to scale the Adamantine walls and break open the gates of Heaven; until Jupiter struck them down with his thunderbolts and overwhelmed them in the abyss: Vide Ovid Metam. new translation, lib. i. p. 19.

“Nor were the Gods themselves secure on high,
“For now the Gyants strove to storm the sky,
“The lawless brood with bold attempt invade
The Gods, and mountains upon mountains laid.
“But now the bolt, enrag’d the Father took,
Olympus from her deep foundations shook,
“Their structure nodded at the mighty stroke,
“And Ossa’s shatter’d top o’er Pelion broke,
“They’re in their own ungodly ruines slain.—

“Nor were the Gods themselves safe in the heavens,
“For now the Giants tried to attack the sky,
“The wild horde boldly attempted to invade
The Deities, piling mountain upon mountain.
“But now the lightning, enraged, the Father took,
Olympus shook from its deep foundations,
“Their structure trembled at the mighty strike,
“And Ossa’s shattered peak crashed over Pelion,
“They perished in their own godless ruins.—

 

Then again speaking of Jupiter, resolving in council to destroy mankind by a deluge, and giving the reasons of it to the heavenly Host, say thus, speaking of the demy-Gods alluding to good men below.

Then again, speaking of Jupiter, he decided in council to wipe out humanity with a flood and explained his reasons to the heavenly Host, saying this while referencing the demigods and implying good people down below.

“Think you that they in safety can remain,
“When I my self who o’er Immortals reign,
“Who send the lightning, and Heaven’s empire sway,
“The stern [4] Lycaon practis’d to betray.
ib. p. 10.

“Do you think they can stay safe,
“When I, who rule over the Immortals,
“Who send the lightning and command Heaven’s power,
“The harsh [4] Lycaon plotted to betray.
ibid. p. 10.

 

[Pg 36]Since then so much poetic liberty is taken with the Devil, relating to his most early state, and the time before his fall, give me leave to make an excursion of the like kind, relating to his History immediately after the fall, and till the creation of man; an interval which I think much of the Devil’s story is to be seen in, and which Mr. Milton has taken little notice of, at least it does not seem compleatly fill’d up; after which I shall return to honest Prose again, and persue the duty of an Historian.

[Pg 36]Since then, there's been a lot of creative freedom taken with the Devil, especially regarding his early state and the period before his fall. Allow me to take a similar journey, focusing on his story right after the fall and up until the creation of man—an interval that I believe reveals much of the Devil’s narrative, which Mr. Milton hasn’t explored much, or at least hasn’t fully covered; after that, I’ll return to straightforward prose and continue my duty as a historian.

Satan, with hideous ruin thus supprest
Expell’d the seat of blessedness and rest,
Look’d back and saw the high eternal mound,
Where all his rebel host their outlet found
Restor’d impregnable: The breach made up,
And garrisons of Angels rang’d a top;
In front a hundred thousand thunders roll,
And lightnings temper’d to transfix a soul,
Terror of Devils. Satan and his host,
Now to themselves as well as station lost,
Unable to support the hated sight,
Expand seraphic wings, and swift as light
Seek for new safety in eternal Night.

In the remotest gulphs of dark they land,
Here vengeance gives them leave to make their stand,
Not that to steps and measures they pretend,
Councils and schemes their station to defend;
But broken, disconcerted and dismay’d,
By guilt and fright to guilt and fright betray’d;
Rage and confusion ev’ry Spirit possess’d,
[Pg 37]And shame and horror swell’d in ev’ry breast;
Transforming envy to their essentials burns,
And the bright Angel to a frightful Devil turns.
Thus Hell began; the fire of conscious rage
No years can quench, no length of time asswage.
Material Fire, with its intensest flame,
Compar’d with this can scarce deserve a Name;
How should it up to immaterials rise,
When we’re all flame, we shall all fire despise.
This fire outrageous and its heat intense
Turns all the pain of loss to pain of sense.
The folding flames concave and inward roll,
Act upon spirit and penetrate the soul:
Not force of Devils can its new powers repel,
Where’er it burns it finds or makes a Hell;
For Satan flaming with unquench’d desire
Forms his own Hell, and kindles his own fire,
Vanquish’d, not humbl’d, not in will brought low,
But as his powers decline his passions grow:
The malice, Viper like, takes vent within,
Gnaws its own bowels, and bursts in its own sin:
Impatient of the change he scorns to bow,
And never impotent in power till now;
Ardent with hate, and with revenge distract,
A will to new attempts, but none to act;
Yet all seraphick, and in just degree,
Suited to Spirits high sense of misery,
Deriv’d from loss which nothing can repair,
And room for nothing left but meer despair.
Here’s finish’d Hell! what fiercer fire can burn?
Enough ten thousand Worlds to over-turn.
Hell’s but the frenzy of defeated pride,
[Pg 38]Seraphick Treason’s strong impetuous tide,
Where vile ambition disappointed first,
To its own rage and boundless hatred curst;
The hate’s fan’d up to fury, that to flame,
For fire and fury are in kind the same;
These burn unquenchable in every face,
And the word Endless constitutes the place.

O state of Being! where being’s the only grief,
And the chief torture’s to be damn’d to life;
O life! the only thing they have to hate;
The finish’d torment of a future state,
Compleat in all the parts of endless misery,
And worse ten thousand times than not to Be!
Could but the Damn’d the immortal law repeal,
And Devils dye, there’d be an end of Hell;
Could they that thing call’d Being annihilate,
There’d be no sorrows in a future state;
The Wretch, whose crimes had shut him out on high,
Could be reveng’d on God himself and die;
Job’s Wife was in the right, and always we
Might end by death all human misery,
Might have it in our choice, to be or not to be.

Satan, with ugly destruction hidden
kicked out of the place of blessedness and rest,
Looked back and saw the high eternal mound,
Where all his rebel followers found their escape
Restored, unassailable: The breach repaired,
And garrisons of Angels lined up on top;
In front, a hundred thousand thunders roll,
And lightnings aimed to pierce a soul,
Terror of Devils. Satan and his crew,
Now unable to cope with the lost position,
Unable to bear the hated sight,
Spread seraphic wings, and as quick as light
Seek new safety in eternal Night.

In the deepest part of darkness, they arrive,
Here vengeance allows them to make their stand,
Not that they claim steps and plans to defend their place,
Councils and schemes to hold their ground;
But broken, disoriented, and dismayed,
By guilt and fright betraying themselves to guilt and fright;
Rage and confusion filled every Spirit,
[Pg 37]And shame and horror rose in every heart;
Transforming envy into burning desires,
And the bright Angel turning into a frightful Devil.
So Hell started; the fire of aware anger
No years can quench, no length of time calm.
Material Fire, with its hottest flame,
Compared with this, barely deserves a Name;
How could it rise to immaterial levels,
When we’re all flame, we’ll all fire despise.
This shocking fire and its extreme heat
Turns all the pain of loss into pain of sense.
The folding flames curve and move inwards,
Act on the spirit and penetrate the soul:
No force of Devils can repel its new powers,
Wherever it burns it finds or creates a Hell;
For Satan blazing with unquenchable desire
Forms his own Hell, and ignites his own fire,
Conquered, not humbled, not in will brought down,
But as his powers decline, his passions grow:
The malice, like a viper, takes vent within,
Gnaws at its own insides, and bursts in its own sin:
Impatient of the change, he scorns to bow,
And never powerless until now;
Burning with hate, and distracted by revenge,
A will for new attempts, but none to act;
Yet all seraphic, and in just measure,
Fitting to Spirits’ high sense of misery,
Deriving from loss that nothing can repair,
And left with nothing but pure despair.
Here’s finished Hell! what fiercer fire can burn?
Enough to turn ten thousand worlds upside down.
Hell is just the chaos of crushed pride,
[Pg 38]Strong impetuous tide of Seraphic treason,
Where vile ambition was first disappointed,
Cursed to its own rage and boundless hatred;
The hate’s fanned up to fury, turning to flame,
For fire and fury are essentially the same;
These burn unquenchable in every face,
And the word Infinite defines the place.

Oh state of Existence! where simply existing is the only sorrow,
And the chief torture is to be damned to life;
O life! the only thing they have to hate;
The finished torment of a future state,
Complete with all the parts of endless misery,
And a thousand times worse than not to Be!
If only the damned could repeal the immortal law,
And Devils die, there’d be end of Hell;
If they could annihilate that thing called Being,
There’d be no sorrows in a future state;
The Wretch, whose crimes locked him out on high,
Could take revenge on God himself and die;
Job’s Wife was right, and always we
Could end all human misery with death,
Could have the choice, to be or not to be.

 

 


Chap. IV.

Of the name of the Devil, his original, and the nature of his circumstances since he has been called by that name.

About the name of the Devil, his origin, and the nature of his circumstances since he has been called that name.

The Scripture is the first writing on earth where we find the Devil called by his own proper distinguishing denomination, DEVIL,[Pg 39] or the [5] Destroyer; nor indeed is there any other author of antiquity or of sufficient authority which says any thing of that kind about him.

The Scripture is the first text on earth where we see the Devil referred to by his unique name, DEVIL,[Pg 39] or the [5] Destroyer; and actually, there isn’t any other ancient writer or one with enough authority who mentions anything like that about him.

Here he makes his first appearance in the world, and on that occasion he is called the Serpent; but the Serpent however since made to signify the Devil, when spoken of in general terms, was but the Devil’s representative, or the Devil in quo vis vehiculo, for that time, clothed in a bodily shape, acting under cover and in disguise, or if you will the Devil in masquerade: Nay, if we believe Mr. Milton, the Angel Gabriel’s spear had such a secret powerful influence, as to make him strip of a sudden, and with a touch to unmask, and stand upright in his naked original shape, meer Devil, without any disguises whatsoever.

Here he makes his first appearance in the world, and on that occasion he is called the Serpent; however, the Serpent has since come to signify the Devil, when referred to in general terms. He was just the Devil’s representative, or the Devil in quo vis vehiculo, at that time, taking on a physical shape, acting undercover and in disguise, or if you prefer, the Devil in masquerade: Indeed, if we believe Mr. Milton, the Angel Gabriel’s spear had such a secret powerful influence that it could make him suddenly strip away his disguise and, with just a touch, reveal his true form, just a plain Devil, without any disguises at all.

Now as we go to the Scripture for much of his history, so we must go there also for some of his names; and he has a great variety of names indeed, as his several mischievous doings guide us to conceive of him. The truth is, all the ancient names given him, of which the Scripture is full, seems to be originals derived from and adapted to the several steps he has taken, and the several shapes he has appeared in to do mischief in the world.

Now as we turn to the Scriptures for much of his history, we should also look there for some of his names; and he has quite a few names indeed, as his various mischievous acts lead us to think of him. The truth is, all the ancient names given to him, which are plentiful in the Scriptures, seem to be original terms drawn from and suited to the different actions he has taken and the various forms he has taken to cause trouble in the world.

Here he is called the Serpent, Gen. iii. 1.
The old Serpent, Rev. xii. 9.
The great red Dragon, Rev. xii. 3.
The Accuser of the Brethren, Rev. xii. 10.
The Enemy, Matt. xxiii. 29.
Satan, Job i. Zech. iii. 1, 2.
[Pg 40]Belial, 2 Cor. vi. 15.
Beelzebub, Matt. xii. 24.
Mammon, Matt. vi. 24.
The Angel of light, 2 Cor. xi. 14.
The Angel of the bottomless pit, Rev. ix. 11.
The Prince of the power of the air, Eph. ii. 2.
Lucifer, Isa. xiv. 12.
Abbaddon or Apollion, Rev. ix. 11.
Legion, Mark v. 9.
The God of this world, 2 Cor. iv. 4.
The Foul Spirit, Mark ix. 5.
The Unclean Spirit, Mark i. 27.
The Lying Spirit, 2 Chron. xxx.
The Tempter, Matt. iv. 3.
The Son of the morning, Isa. xiv. 12.

Here he is called the Serpent, Gen. iii. 1.
The Ancient Serpent, Rev. xii. 9.
The great red Dragon, Rev. 12:3.
The Accuser of the Brethren, Revelation 12:10.
The Enemy, Matt. 23:29.
Satan, Job 1; Zechariah 3:1, 2.
[Pg 40]Belial, 2 Cor. 6:15.
Beelzebub, Matt. 12:24.
Money, Matt. 6:24.
The Angel of Light, 2 Cor. 11:14.
The Angel of the bottomless pit, Rev. 9:11.
The Prince of the power of the air, Eph. ii. 2.
Lucifer, Isaiah 14:12.
Abaddon or Apollyon, Rev. 9:11.
Legion, Mark 5:9.
The God of this world, 2 Cor. iv. 4.
The Foul Spirit, Mark 9:5.
The Unclean Spirit, Mark 1:27.
The Lying Spirit, 2 Chronicles 30.
The Tempter, Matt. 4:3.
The Son of the Morning, Isa. xiv. 12.

 

But to sum them all up in one, he is called in the new Testament plain Devil; all his other names are varied according to the custom of speech, and the dialects of the several nations where he is spoken of; But in a word, Devil is the common name of the Devil in all the known languages of the earth. Nay, all the mischiefs he is empowered to do, are in Scripture placed to his account, under the particular title of the Devil, not of Devils in the plural number, though they are sometimes mentioned too; but in the singular it is the identical individual Devil, in and under whom all the little Devils, and all the great Devils, if such there be, are supposed to act; nay, they are supposed to be govern’d and directed by him. Thus we are told in Scripture of the works of the Devil, 1 John iii. 8. of casting out the Devil, Mark i. 34. of resisting the Devil, James iv. 5. of our Saviour being tempted of the Devil, Mat. iv. 1. of Simon Magus, a child of the Devil, Acts xiii. 10. The Devil came down in a great wrath, Rev. xii.[Pg 41] 12. and the like. According to this usage in speech we go on to this day, and all the infernal things we converse with in the world, are fathered upon the Devil, as one undivided simple essence, by how many agents soever working: Every thing evil, frightful in appearance, wicked in its actings, horrible in its manner, monstrous in its effects, is called the Devil; in a word, Devil is the common name for all Devils; that is to say, for all evil Spirits, all evil Powers, all evil Works, and even all evil things: Yet ’tis remarkable the Devil is no old Testament word, and we never find it used in all that part of the Bible but four times, and then not once in the singular number, and not once to signify Satan as ’tis now understood.

But to sum it all up, he is referred to in the New Testament as the Devil; all his other names vary based on language and the customs of the different nations where he is mentioned. However, in a nutshell, Devil is the universal name for the Devil in all known languages around the world. In fact, all the evil he is capable of causing is attributed to him in Scripture under the specific title of the Devil, not Devils in plural, although plural forms do occur sometimes. When mentioned in singular, it points to the one individual Devil, under whom all the minor Devils and the larger Devils, if they exist, are believed to operate; they are thought to be governed and directed by him. Scripture tells us about the works of the Devil, as in 1 John 3:8, casting out the Devil, seen in Mark 1:34, resisting the Devil, as referenced in James 4:5, and our Savior being tempted by the Devil, found in Matthew 4:1, along with Simon Magus, a child of the Devil, in Acts 13:10. The Devil came down in great wrath, as stated in Revelation 12:12. We continue to use language this way today, attributing all the evil things we encounter in the world to the Devil, as one unified essence, regardless of how many agents are at work. Everything seen as evil, frightening in nature, wicked in action, horrible in approach, and monstrous in effect is referred to as the Devil; essentially, Devil is the common term for all Devils; that is, for all evil spirits, evil powers, evil deeds, and even all evil things. Yet it’s interesting to note that the Devil is not a term found in the Old Testament; it appears only four times in that part of the Bible, never in the singular form, and never referring to Satan in the way we understand it today.

It is true, the Learned give a great many differing interpretations of the word Devil; the English Commentators tell us, it means a destroyer, others that it signifies a deceiver, and the Greeks derive it from a Calumniator or false witness; for we find that Calumny was a Goddess, to whom the Athenians built altars and offer’d Sacrifices upon some solemn occasions, and they call her Διαβολὴ from whence came the masculine Διάβολος which we translate Devil.

It's true that scholars have many different interpretations of the word Devil; the English commentators tell us it means a destroyer, while others say it refers to a deceiver, and the Greeks get it from a Calumniator or false witness. We find that Calumny was a Goddess, to whom the Athenians built altars and made sacrifices on important occasions, and they called her Διαβολὴ, which led to the masculine term Διάβολος that we translate as Devil.

Thus we take the name of Devil to signify not persons only, but actions and habits; making imaginary Devils, and transforming that substantial creature call’d Devil into every thing noxious and offensive: Thus St. Francis being tempted by the Devil in the shape of a bag of money lying in the highway, the Saint having discover’d the fraud, whether seeing his Cloven-foot hang out of the purse, or whether he distinguish’d him by his smell of sulphur, or how otherwise, authors are not agreed; but, I say, the Saint having discover’d the cheat, and out-witted the Devil, took occasion to preach that eminent sermon to his[Pg 42] disciples, where his Text was, Money is the Devil.

So we use the term Devil to represent not just persons, but also actions and habits; creating imaginary Devils and turning that real being called Demon into everything harmful and unpleasant. For instance, St. Francis was tempted by the Devil in the form of a bag of money on the side of the road. Once the Saint figured out the trick—whether by noticing the Cloven-foot sticking out of the purse, or by recognizing the smell of sulphur, or some other way—authors don’t agree. But I say, once the Saint saw through the deception and outsmarted the Devil, he took the opportunity to deliver that famous sermon to his[Pg 42] disciples, where his main point was, Money is the devil.

Nor, upon the whole, is any wrong done to the Devil by this kind of treatment, it only gives him the sovereignty of the whole army of Hell, and making all the numberless legions of the bottomless pit servants; or, as the Scripture calls them, Angels to Satan the grand Devil; all their actions, performances and atchievements are justly attributed to him, not as the prince of Devils only, but the Emperor of Devils; the prince of all the princes of Devils.

Nor, overall, is any wrong done to the Devil by this kind of treatment; it simply gives him the control over the entire army of Hell, making all the countless legions of the bottomless pit his servants; or, as the Scripture calls them, Angels to Satan the grand Devil; all their actions, performances, and achievements are justly attributed to him, not only as the prince of Devils but as the Emperor of Devils; the prince of all the princes of Devils.

Under this denomination then of Devil, all the Powers of Hell, all the Princes of the air, all the black armies of Satan are comprehended, and in such manner they are to be understood in this whole work; mutatis mutandis, according to the several circumstances of which we are to speak of them.

Under the term Demon, all the forces of Hell, all the rulers of the air, and all the dark legions of Satan are included, and they should be understood in this entire work; mutatis mutandis, based on the various circumstances we will discuss.

This being premis’d, and my authority being so good, Satan must not take it ill, if I treat him after the manner of men, and give him those titles which he is best known by among us; for indeed having so many, ’tis not very easy to call him out of his name.

This being established, and my authority being solid, Satan should not take offense if I address him like people do, and use the names he’s most commonly known by among us; because he has so many, it’s not really easy to call him anything else.

However, as I am oblig’d by the duty of an Historian to decency as well as impartiality, so I thought it necessary, before I used too much freedom with Satan, to produce authentick Documents, and bring antiquity upon the stage, to justify the manner of my writing, and let you see I shall describe him in no colours, nor call him by any name, but what he has been known by for many ages before me.

However, since I feel it's my duty as a historian to be both decent and impartial, I thought it was important, before I took too many liberties with Satan, to present authentic documents and bring ancient sources to the forefront. This way, I can justify the way I write and show you that I will describe him only in the terms and names that have been used for many ages before me.

And now, though writing to the common understanding of my Readers, I am oblig’d to treat Satan very coarsly, and to speak of him in the common acceptation, calling him plain Devil, a word which in this mannerly age is not so[Pg 43] sonorous as others might be, and which by the error of the Times is apt to prejudice us against his Person; yet it must be acknowledg’d he has a great many other names and sirnames which he might be known by, of a less obnoxious import than that of Devil, or Destroyer, &c.

And now, although I'm writing for the general understanding of my readers, I have to talk about Satan quite vulgarity, referring to him simply as Devil, a term that in today's modern age isn’t as[Pg 43] striking as it could be, and which, due to the mistakes of our times, is likely to bias us against him; still, it must be acknowledged that he has many other names and titles he could be known by, which are less offensive than Devil or Destroyer, etc.

Mr. Milton, indeed, wanting titles of honour to give to the Leaders of Satan’s Host, is oblig’d to borrow several of his Scripture names, and bestow them upon his infernal Heroes, whom he makes the Generals and Leaders of the armies of Hell; and so he makes Beelzebub, Lucifer, Belial, Mammon, and some others, to be the names of particular Devils, members of Satan’s upper house or Pandemonium; whereas indeed, these are all names proper and peculiar to Satan himself.

Mr. Milton actually needs some impressive titles for the Leaders of Satan’s Host, so he ends up borrowing several names from Scripture and giving them to his infernal Heroes, whom he appoints as the Generals and Leaders of Hell’s armies. He names Beelzebub, Lucifer, Belial, Mammon, and a few others as specific Devils, members of Satan’s upper house or Pandemonium; when in reality, these names originally belong specifically to Satan himself.

The Scripture also has some names of a coarser kind, by which the Devil is understood, as particularly, which is noted already, in the Apocalypse he is call’d the Great Red Dragon, the Beast, the Old Serpent, and the like: But take it in the Scripture, or where you will in History sacred or prophane, you will find that in general the Devil is, as I have said above, his ordinary name in all languages and in all nations; the name by which he and his works are principally distinguish’d: Also the Scripture, besides that it often gives him this name, speaks of the works of the Devil, of the subtilty of the Devil, of casting out Devils, of being tempted of the Devil, of being possess’d with a Devil, and so many other expressions of that kind, as I have said already, are made use of for us to understand the evil Spirit by, that in a word, Devil is the common name of all wicked Spirits: For Satan is no more the Devil, as if he alone was so, and all the rest were a diminutive species who did not go by that name; But, I say, even in Scripture, every Spirit, whether under his[Pg 44] Dominion or out of his Dominion, is called the Devil, and is as much a real Devil, that is to say, a condemn’d Spirit, and employ’d in the same wicked work as Satan himself.

The Scripture includes some rough names that refer to the Devil. For example, in the Apocalypse, he is called the Great Red Dragon, the Beast, and the Old Serpent. However, whether in Scripture or in any historical context, sacred or secular, you'll notice that in general, Devil is, as I mentioned earlier, his usual name across all languages and nations; it's the name by which he and his actions are mainly recognized. Moreover, the Scripture frequently refers to him as the Devil and discusses the works of the Devil, the cunning of the Devil, casting out Devils, being tempted by the Devil, being possessed by a Devil, and many other similar expressions that indicate the evil Spirit. In short, Devil is the general term for all wicked Spirits. Satan is not the only Devil, as if he were the sole representative and the others were just lesser entities without that title. Even in Scripture, every Spirit, whether under his [Pg 44] control or beyond it, is referred to as the Devil, and is as much a real Devil, meaning a condemned Spirit engaged in the same wicked activities as Satan himself.

His Name then being thus ascertain’d, and his Existence acknowledg’d, it should be a little enquir’d what he is; we believe there is such a thing, such a creature as the Devil, and that he has been, and may still with propriety of speech, and without injustice to his Character be call’d by his antient name Devil.

His name being confirmed and his existence acknowledged, we should explore what he is; we believe there is such a thing, such a creature as the Devil, and that he has been, and can still properly and accurately be referred to by his ancient name Devil.

But who is he? what is his original? whence came he? and what is his present station and condition? for these things and these enquiries are very necessary to his History, nor indeed can any part of his History be compleat without them.

But who is he? What is his background? Where did he come from? And what is his current status and situation? These questions and inquiries are crucial to understanding his story, and no part of his story can be complete without them.

That he is of an antient and noble original must be acknowledged, for he is Heaven-born, and of Angelic Race, as has been touch’d already: If Scripture-evidence may be of any weight in the question, there is no room to doubt the genealogy of the Devil; he is not only spoken of as an Angel, but as a fallen Angel, one that had been in Heaven, had beheld the face of God in his full effulgence of glory, and had surrounded the Throne of the most High; from whence, commencing rebel and being expell’d, he was cast down, down, down, God and the Devil himself only knows where; for indeed we cannot say that any man on Earth knows it; and wherever it is, he has ever since man’s creation been a plague to him, been a tempter, a deluder, a calumniator, an enemy and the object of man’s horror and aversion.

It must be acknowledged that he comes from an ancient and noble origin, for he is Heaven-born and of Angelic Race, as has already been mentioned: If the evidence from Scripture carries any weight in this matter, there's no doubt about the lineage of the Devil; he is referred to not just as an Angel, but as a fallen Angel, one who was once in Heaven, who had seen the face of God in all its glorious radiance, and had surrounded the Throne of the Most High; from there, starting as a rebel and being cast out, he was thrown down, down, down, and only God and the Devil himself know where he landed; because, in truth, we cannot say that anyone on Earth knows it; and wherever that might be, he has ever since the creation of man been a plague to humanity, a tempter, a deceiver, a slanderer, an enemy, and the object of human horror and disdain.

As his original is Heaven-born, and his Race Angelic, so the Angelic nature is evidently plac’d in a class superior to the human, and this the Scripture is express in also; when speaking of man,[Pg 45] it says, he made him a little lower than the Angels.

As his original is Heaven-born, and his race is Angelic, the Angelic nature is clearly placed in a class above the human, which is also stated in Scripture; when referring to man,[Pg 45] it says that he made him a little lower than the angels.

Thus the Devil, as mean thoughts as you may have of him, is of a better family than any of you, nay than the best Gentleman of you all; what he may be fallen to, is one thing, but what he is fallen from, is another; and therefore I must tell my learned and reverend friend J. W. LL. D. when he spoke so rudely of the Devil lately, That in my opinion he abus’d his Betters.

Thus the Devil, no matter how you think of him, comes from a better background than any of you, even better than the best gentleman among you all; what he may have turned into is one thing, but what he has fallen from is another; and so I must tell my knowledgeable and respected friend J. W. LL. D. that when he spoke so harshly of the Devil recently, he, in my opinion, disrespected his betters.

Nor is the Scripture more a help to us in the search after the Devil’s Original, than it is in our search after his Nature: it is true, Authors are not agreed about his age, what time he was created, how many years he enjoy’d his state of blessedness before he fell; or how many years he continued with his whole army in a state of darkness, and before the creation of man. ’Tis supposed it might be a considerable space, and that it was a part of his punishment too, being all the while unactive, unemploy’d, having no business, nothing to do but gnawing his own Bowels, and rolling in the agony of his own self-approaches, being a Hell to himself in reflecting on the glorious state from whence he was fallen.

Nor is the Scripture any more helpful in our search for the Devil’s Original than it is in understanding his Nature: it’s true, authors don’t agree on his age, when he was created, how many years he enjoyed his state of blessedness before his fall, or how many years he and his army were in darkness before man was created. It’s assumed it could have been quite a long time, and that it was part of his punishment too, being inactive, unoccupied, having nothing to do but tormenting himself and suffering in the agony of his own guilt, being a Hell to himself by reflecting on the glorious state from which he had fallen.

How long he remain’d thus, ’tis true, we have no light into from History, and but little from Tradition; Rabbi Judah says, the Jews were of the opinion, that he remain’d twenty thousand years in that condition, and that the World shall continue twenty thousand more, in which he shall find work enough to satisfy his mischievous desires; but he shews no authority for his opinion.

How long he stayed like this, we honestly have no clear information from history and only a bit from tradition; Rabbi Judah says the Jews believed he was in that state for twenty thousand years, and that the world will last another twenty thousand years, during which he will find plenty to satisfy his wicked desires; however, he doesn’t provide any authority for his claim.

Indeed let the Devil have been as idle as they think he was before, it must be acknowledg’d that now he is the most busy, vigilant and diligent, of all[Pg 46] God’s creatures, and very full of employment too, such as it is.

Indeed, let’s say the Devil was as lazy as they thought he was before; it must be acknowledged that now he is the most active, watchful, and hardworking of all [Pg 46] God’s creatures, and he’s definitely busy, whatever that may be.

Scripture indeed, gives us light into the enmity there is between the two natures, the Diabolical and the Human; the reason of it, and how and by what means the power of the Devil is restrain’d by the Messias; and to those who are willing to trust to Gospel-light, and believe what the Scripture says of the Devil, there may much of his History be discover’d, and therefore those that list may go there for a fuller account of the matter.

Scripture truly sheds light on the conflict between the two natures, the Diabolical and the Human; it explains why this conflict exists and how the power of the Devil is held back by the Messias. For those who are willing to embrace the teachings of the Gospel and believe in what Scripture says about the Devil, there is much of his story that can be uncovered. Therefore, those who wish to know more can turn to it for a more complete understanding.

But to reserve all Scripture-evidence of these things, as a Magazine in store for the use of those with whom Scripture-testimony is of force, I must for the present turn to other enquiries, being now directing my story to an age, wherein to be driven to Revelation and Scripture-assertions is esteem’d giving up the dispute; people now-a-days must have demonstration; and in a word, nothing will satisfy the age, but such evidence as perhaps the nature of the question will not admit.

But to keep all the evidence from Scripture about these things stored up for those who find Scripture convincing, I must, for now, move on to other inquiries, as I’m now focusing my story on a time when referring to Revelation and Scripture claims is seen as conceding the argument; nowadays, people need proof. In short, nothing will satisfy this generation but evidence that the nature of the question may not allow.

It is hard, indeed, to bring demonstrations in such a case as this: No man has seen God at any time, says the scripture, 1 John iv. 12. So the Devil being a spirit incorporeal, an Angel of light, and consequently not visible in his own substance, nature and form, it may in some sense be said, no man has seen the Devil at any time; all those pretences of phrenziful and fanciful people, who tell us, they have seen the Devil, I shall examine, and perhaps expose by themselves.

It’s really tough to provide proof in a situation like this: No man has seen God at any time, as the scripture states in 1 John iv. 12. So, since the Devil is an incorporeal spirit, an angel of light, and not visible in his true substance, nature, and form, it can be said that no man has seen the Devil at any time; all those claims from delusional and imaginative individuals who say they’ve seen the Devil will be examined, and I might just expose them on their own.

It might take up a great deal of our time here, to enquire whether the Devil has any particular shape or personality of substance, which can be visible to us, felt, heard, or understood; and which he cannot alter, and then, what shapes or appearances the Devil has at any time taken upon him;[Pg 47] and whether he can really appear in a body which might be handled and seen, and yet so as to know it to have been the Devil at the time of his appearing; but this also I defer as not of weight in the present enquiry.

It might take up a lot of our time to explore whether the Devil has any specific shape or personality that can be seen, felt, heard, or understood; and whether it’s something he can’t change. We could also consider what shapes or forms the Devil has taken over time;[Pg 47] and whether he can actually appear in a physical body that can be touched and seen, while still being recognizable as the Devil at the moment of his appearance; but I’ll put this aside as it’s not important for the current discussion.

We have divers accounts of Witches conversing with the Devil; the Devil in a real body, with all the appearance of a body of a man or woman appearing to them; also of having a Familiar, as they call it, an Incubus or little Devil, which sucks their bodies, runs away with them into the air, and the like: Much of this is said, but much more than it is easy to prove, and we ought to give but a just proportion of credit to those things.

We have various accounts of witches talking to the Devil; the Devil appears in a real body, looking just like a man or woman to them; they also have a Familiar, which they call an Incubus or little Devil, that drains their energy, takes them off into the air, and the like: There is a lot said about this, but much of it is hard to prove, and we should only give a reasonable amount of credit to these claims.

As to his borrow’d shapes and his subtle transformings, that we have such open testimony of, that there is no room for any question about it; and when I come to that part, I shall be oblig’d rather to give a history of the fact, than enter into any dissertation upon the nature and reason of it.

As for his borrowed appearances and clever transformations, we have such clear evidence of it that there's no room for doubt; and when I reach that part, I’ll need to provide a history of the event instead of discussing the nature and reasoning behind it.

I do not find in any author, whom we can call creditable, that even in those countries where the dominion of Satan is more particularly establish’d, and where they may be said to worship him in a more particular manner, as a Devil; which some tell us the Indians in America did, who worship’d the Devil that he might not hurt them; yet, I say, I do not find that even there the Devil appear’d to them in any particular constant shape or personality peculiar to himself.

I can't find any credible authors who say that even in those countries where the rule of Satan is particularly established, and where they might be said to worship him more specifically, like a Devil; some claim that the Indians in America did, worshipping the Devil to prevent him from harming them; yet, I say, I don’t find that even there the Devil appeared to them in any specific, consistent shape or personality that was unique to him.

Scripture and History therefore, giving us no light into that part of the question, I conclude and lay it down, not as my opinion only, but as what all ages seem to concur in, that the Devil has no particular body; that he is a spirit, and that tho’ he may, Proteus like, assume the appearance of[Pg 48] either man or beast, yet it must be some borrow’d shape, some assum’d figure, pro hac vice, and that he has no visible body of his own.

Scripture and history don't shed any light on this part of the question, so I will conclude and state, not just as my personal opinion, but as a belief shared across the ages, that the Devil doesn’t have a specific body; he is a spirit. Although he can, like Proteus, take on the appearance of[Pg 48] either a human or an animal, it must be a borrowed shape, an assumed form, pro hac vice, and he does not have a visible body of his own.

I thought it needful to discuss this as a preliminary, and that the next discourse might go upon a certainty in this grand point; namely, that the Devil, however, he may for his particular occasions put himself into a great many shapes, and clothe himself, perhaps, with what appearances he pleases, yet that he is himself still a meer Spirit, that he retains the seraphic Nature, is not visible by our eyes, which are human and Organic, neither can he act with the ordinary Powers, or in the ordinary manner as bodies do; and therefore, when he has thought fit to descend to the meannesses of disturbing and frightning children and old women, by noises and knockings, dislocating the chairs and stools, breaking windows, and such like little ambulatory things, which would seem to be below the dignity of his character, and which in particular, is ordinarily performed by organic Powers; yet even then he has thought fit not to be seen, and rather to make the poor people believe he had a real shape and body, with hands to act, mouth to speak, and the like, than to give proof of it in common to the whole World, by shewing himself, and acting visibly and openly, as a body usually and ordinarily does.

I thought it was necessary to discuss this first, so that the next conversation could focus on a certainty regarding this important topic; that is, the Devil, no matter how many forms he takes for his purposes or whatever appearances he might adopt, is still just a pure Spirit. He retains a seraphic nature and is not visible to our human, organic eyes. He can't act with the usual powers or in the ordinary way that physical bodies do. Therefore, when he chooses to stoop to the pettiness of disturbing and scaring children and elderly people with noises, knocking sounds, moving chairs and stools, breaking windows, and other trivial antics that might seem beneath his status—normally carried out by physical forces—he still prefers to remain unseen. Instead, he makes these unfortunate individuals believe he has a real shape and body, with hands to act, a mouth to speak, and the like, rather than proving it to the entire world by showing himself and acting visibly and openly, like a body typically does.

Nor is it any disadvantage to the Devil, that his Seraphic nature is not confin’d or imprison’d in a body or shape, suppose that shape to be what monstrous thing we would; for this would, indeed, confine his actings within the narrow sphere of the organ or body to which he was limited; and tho’ you were to suppose the body to have wings for a velocity of Motion equal to spirit, yet if it had not a power of invisibility too, and a capacity of conveying it self, undiscover’d, into all the[Pg 49] secret recesses of mankind, and the same secret art or capacity of insinuation, suggestion, accusation, &c. by which his wicked designs are now propagated, and all his other devices assisted, by which he deludes and betrays mankind; I say, he would be no more a Devil, that is a Destroyer, no more a Deceiver, and, no more a Satan, that is, a dangerous Arch enemy to the souls of men; nor would it be any difficulty to mankind to shun and avoid him, as I shall make plain in the other part of his History.

It's not a disadvantage to the Devil that his Seraphic nature isn't trapped in a body or form, no matter how monstrous we might imagine it to be. If he were limited to a physical form, his actions would be restricted to the narrow scope of whatever body he had. Even if we imagined that body had wings, giving it the same speed as a spirit, without the power of invisibility and the ability to move undetected into all the secret corners of humanity, he wouldn't possess the same sneaky skills for manipulation, suggestion, or accusation that spread his evil plans. I mean, he wouldn't truly be a Devil, a Destroyer, or a Deceiver, nor would he be the dangerous Arch enemy of human souls. It wouldn’t be difficult for people to avoid him, which I’ll explain further in the other part of his story.

Had the Devil from the beginning been embodied, as he could not have been invisible to us, whose souls equally seraphic are only prescrib’d by being embody’d and encas’d in flesh and blood as we are; so he would have been no more a Devil to any body but himself: The imprisonment in a body, had the powers of that body been all that we can conceive to make him formidable to us, would yet have been a Hell to him; consider him as a conquer’d exasperated Rebel, retaining all that fury and swelling ambition, that hatred of God, and envy at his creatures which dwells now in his enrag’d spirit as a Devil: yet suppose him to have been condemn’d to organic Powers, confin’d to corporeal motion, and restrain’d as a Body must be supposed to restrain a Spirit; it must, at the same time, suppose him to be effectually disabled from all the methods he is now allow’d to make use of, for exerting his rage and enmity against God, any farther than as he might suppose it to affect his Maker at second hand, by wounding his Glory thro’ the sides of his weakest creature, Man.

If the Devil had been embodied from the start, he couldn't have been invisible to us, since our souls, just as divine, are confined by being embodied in flesh and blood like we are. He wouldn’t have been a Devil to anyone but himself. Being trapped in a body, even if it had powers that we can imagine would make him intimidating to us, would still have been a Hell for him. Consider him as a conquered, furious Rebel, holding on to all that rage and swelling ambition, that hatred of God, and envy at His creations that now resides in him as a Devil: but imagine he was condemned to organic Powers, limited to physical movement, and constrained as a Body would be expected to confine a Spirit; this would also mean he was effectively unable to use all the ways he currently has to unleash his fury and spite against God, except maybe in a way that he thinks could indirectly impact his Creator, by attacking His Glory through the vulnerabilities of His weakest creation, Guy.

He must, certainly, be thus confin’d, because Body can only act upon Body, not upon Spirit; no species being empower’d to act out of the compass of its own sphere: He might have been empower’d, indeed, to have acted terrible and even[Pg 50] destructive things upon mankind, especially if this body had any powers given it which mankind had not, by which man would be overmatch’d and not be in a condition of self-defence; for example, suppose him to have had wings to have flown in the air; Or to be invulnerable, and that no human invention, art, or engine could hurt, ensnare, captivate, or restrain him.

He must definitely be confined like this because a body can only act on another body, not on a spirit; no being is able to act beyond its own limits. He could have been given the power to cause terrible and even[Pg 50] destructive things to humanity, especially if this body had any abilities that humans didn't possess, which would leave them unable to defend themselves. For instance, imagine if he had wings to fly in the air, or if he were invulnerable, meaning no human invention, skill, or device could hurt, trap, capture, or restrain him.

But this is to suppose the righteous and wise Creator to have made a creature and not be able to defend and preserve him; or to have left him defenceless to the mercy of another of his own creatures, whom he had given power to destroy him; This indeed, might have occasion’d a general idolatry, and made mankind, as the Americans do to this day, worship the Devil, that he might not hurt them; but it could not have prevented the destruction of mankind, supposing the Devil to have had malice equal to his power: and he must put on a new nature, be compassionate, generous, beneficent, and steadily good in sparing the rival enemy he was able to destroy, or he must have ruin’d mankind: In short, he must have ceas’d to have been a Devil, and must have re-assum’d his original, Angelic, heavenly nature; been fill’d with the principles of love to, and delight in the Works of his Creator, and bent to propagate his Glory and Interest; or he must have put an end to the race of man, whom it would be in his Power to destroy, and oblige his Maker to create a new species, or fortify the old with some kind of defence, which must be invulnerable, and which his fiery darts could not penetrate.

But this assumes that the righteous and wise Creator made a being and couldn't defend and preserve him; or that He left him defenseless, subject to the mercy of another one of His creatures, whom He gave the power to destroy him. This could indeed lead to widespread idolatry, making people, like the Americans do to this day, worship the Devil to avoid harm; but it wouldn't stop the destruction of humanity, assuming the Devil had malice equal to his power. He would have to adopt a new nature, becoming compassionate, generous, benevolent, and consistently good in sparing the rival enemy he could destroy, or he would have ruined mankind. In short, he would need to stop being a Devil, return to his original, Angelic, heavenly nature, be filled with the principles of love for and delight in the Works of his Creator, and be committed to promoting His Glory and Interests; or he would have had to end the human race, which he would have the power to destroy, forcing his Maker to create a new species or to strengthen the old one with some kind of defense that would be impenetrable to his fiery darts.

On this occasion suffer me to make an excursion from the usual stile of this Work, and with some solemnity to express my Thoughts thus:

On this occasion, allow me to take a break from the usual style of this work and, with some seriousness, share my thoughts like this:

How glorious is the wisdom and goodness of the great Creator of the World! in thus restraining[Pg 51] these seraphic outcasts from the power of assuming human or organic bodies! which could they do, envigorating them with the supernatural Powers, which, as Seraphs and Angels, they now possess and might exert, they would be able even to fright mankind from the face of the Earth, and to destroy and confound God’s Creation; nay, even as they are, were not their power limited, they might destroy the Creation it self, reverse and over-turn nature, and put the World into a general conflagration: But were those immortal Spirits embodied, tho’ they were not permitted to confound nature, they would be able to harrass poor weak and defenceless man out of his wits, and render him perfectly useless, either to his Maker or himself.

How amazing is the wisdom and goodness of the great Creator of the world! By keeping[Pg 51] these seraphic outcasts from being able to take on human or physical forms! If they could, using the supernatural powers they currently possess as Seraphs and Angels, they would be capable of scaring humanity off the Earth and destroying God’s creation. Even as they are, if their power weren't limited, they could annihilate creation itself, disrupt and overturn nature, and throw the world into chaos. But if those immortal spirits were to take on bodies, even if they couldn't disrupt nature, they would be able to drive weak and defenseless humans insane and render them completely useless, both to their Creator and to themselves.

But the Dragon is chain’d, the Devil’s Power is limited; he has indeed a vastly extended Empire, being Prince of the Air, having, at least, the whole Atmosphere to range in, and how far that Atmosphere is extended, is not yet ascertain’d by the nicest observations; I say at least, because we do not yet know how far he may be allow’d to make excursions beyond the Atmosphere of this Globe into the planetary Worlds, and what power he may exercise in all the habitable parts of the solar system; nay, of all the other solar systems, which, for ought we know, may exist in the mighty extent of created space, and of which you may hear farther in its order.

But the Dragon is chained, and the Devil's power is limited; he really has a vast empire, being the Prince of the Air, with at least the entire atmosphere to navigate in. How far that atmosphere extends is not yet determined by the most precise observations; at least, I say this because we still don't know how far he might be allowed to venture beyond the atmosphere of this planet into the planetary worlds, and what power he might exercise in all the habitable parts of the solar system; indeed, in all the other solar systems, which, for all we know, may exist in the vastness of created space, and you'll hear more about that later in its order.

But let his power be what it will there, we are sure ’tis limited here, and that in two particulars; first, he is limited as above, from assuming body or bodily shapes with substance; and secondly, from exerting seraphic Powers, and acting with that supernatural force, which, as an Angel, he was certainly vested with before the fall, and which we are not certain is yet taken from him; or at most, we do not know how much it may or may not be[Pg 52] diminish’d by his degeneracy, and by the blow given him at his expulsion: this we are certain, that be his Power greater or less, he is restrain’d from the exercise of it in this World; and he, who was one equal to the Angel who kill’d 180000 men in one night, is not able now, without a new commission, to take away the life of one Job, nor to touch any thing he had.

But no matter how powerful he may be there, we know for sure that his power is limited here, and in two specific ways: first, he can't take on a physical body or any form with substance; and second, he can't use the angelic powers or act with the supernatural strength he undoubtedly had before his fall, and we're not sure if it has been fully taken from him; at most, we don't know how much it might be lessened by his decline and the blow he received during his expulsion. What we do know is that whether his power is greater or lesser, he is restricted from using it in this world. The being who was once equal to the angel that killed 180,000 men in one night is now unable to take the life of even one Job, nor can he touch anything that belongs to him without a new command.

But let us consider him then limited and restrained as he is, yet he remains a mighty, a terrible, an immortal Being; infinitely superior to man, as well in the dignity of his nature, as in the dreadful powers he retains still about him; it is true the brain-sick heads of our Enthusiasticks paint him blacker than he is, and, as I have said, wickedly represent him clothed with terrors that do not really belong to him; as if the power of good and evil was wholly vested in him, and that he was placed in the Throne of his Maker, to distribute both punishments and rewards; In this they are much wrong, terrifying and deluding fanciful people about him, till they turn their heads, and fright them into a belief that the Devil will let them alone, if they do such and such good things; or carry them away with him they know not whither, if they do not; as if the Devil, whose proper business is mischief, seducing and deluding mankind, and drawing them in to be rebels like himself, should threaten to seize upon them, carry them away, and in a word, fall upon them to hurt them, if they did evil, and on the contrary, be favourable and civil to them, if they did well.

But let’s consider him, limited and restrained as he is; he remains a powerful, terrifying, immortal Being, infinitely superior to humans in the dignity of his nature and in the dreadful powers he still holds. It’s true that the deluded minds of our Enthusiasts paint him as worse than he is and, as I’ve mentioned, wrongfully depict him as dressed in fears that don’t actually belong to him. They imply that the power of good and evil is entirely in his hands and that he occupies the throne of his Creator, distributing both punishments and rewards. In this, they are very mistaken, scaring and misleading imaginative people about him, until they convince them that the Devil will leave them alone if they do certain good things or take them away to who knows where if they don't. It's as if the Devil, whose main role is to cause trouble, deceive and mislead humanity, and entice them to be rebels like himself, should threaten to grab them, take them away, and basically attack them to cause harm if they do wrong, while being nice and polite to them if they do right.

Thus a poor deluded country fellow in our Town, that had liv’d a wicked, abominable, debauch’d life, was frighted with an Apparition, as he call’d it, of the Devil; He fancy’d that he spoke to him, and telling his tale to a good honest christian Gentleman his neighbour, that had a little[Pg 53] more sense than himself; the Gentleman ask’d him if he was sure he really saw the Devil? yes, yes, Sir, says he, I saw him very plain, and so they began the following discourse.

Thus, a poor, naive country guy in our town, who had lived a wicked, terrible, and indulgent life, was scared by an apparition, as he called it, of the Devil; he thought it spoke to him. When he shared his story with a good, honest Christian gentleman who had a bit more sense than he did, the gentleman asked him if he was sure he actually saw the Devil? "Yes, yes, sir," he replied, "I saw him very clearly," and so they began the following conversation.

Gent. See him! See the Devil! art thou sure of it, Thomas?

Gent. Look at him! Look at the Devil! Are you sure about that, Thomas?

Tho. Yes, yes, I am sure enough of it, Master; to be sure ’twas the Devil.

Tho. Yes, yes, I'm certain of it, Master; I'm sure it was the Devil.

Gent. And how do you know ’twas the Devil, Thomas? had you ever seen the Devil before?

Gent. And how do you know it was the Devil, Thomas? Have you ever seen the Devil before?

Tho. No, no, I had never seen him before, to be sure; but, for all that, I know ’twas the Devil.

No, no, I had never seen him before, for sure; but, still, I know it was the Devil.

Gent. Well, if you’re sure, Thomas, there’s no contradicting you; pray what clothes had he on?

Gent. Well, if you’re sure, Thomas, I can't argue with you; what clothes was he wearing?

Tho. Nay, Sir, don’t jest with me, he had no clothes on, he was clothed with fire and brimstone.

Tho. No, sir, don’t joke with me, he was naked, covered in fire and brimstone.

Gent. Was it dark or day light when you saw him?

Gent. Was it dark or daytime when you saw him?

Tho. O! it was very dark, for it was midnight.

Tho. Oh! it was really dark because it was midnight.

Gent. How could you see him then? did you see by the light of the fire you speak of?

Gent. How could you see him then? Did you see him by the light of that fire you mentioned?

Tho. No, no, he gave no light himself; but I saw him, for all that.

Tho. No, no, he didn’t shine any light himself; but I saw him, regardless.

Gent. But was it within doors, or out in the street?

Gent. But was it inside or outside on the street?

Tho. It was within, it was in my own Chamber, when I was just going into bed, that I saw him.

Tho. It was inside, in my own room, just as I was about to go to bed, that I saw him.

Gent. Well then, you had a candle, hadn’t you?

Gent. So, you had a candle, right?

Tho. Yes, I had a candle, but it burnt as blue! and as dim!

Tho. Yes, I had a candle, but it burned blue and was so dim!

Gent. Well, but if the Devil was clothed with fire and brimstone, he must give you some light, there can’t be such a fire as you speak of, but it must give a light with it.

Gent. Well, if the Devil is dressed in fire and brimstone, he has to give you some light. There can't be a fire like the one you're talking about without it giving off some light too.

Tho. No, no, He gave no light, but I smelt his fire and brimstone; he left a smell of it behind him, when he was gone.

Tho. No, no, He didn’t give off any light, but I could smell his fire and brimstone; he left the scent of it behind when he left.

[Pg 54]Gent. Well, so you say he had fire, but gave no light, it was a devilish fire indeed; did it feel warm? was the room hot while he was in it?

[Pg 54]Gent. So you say he had passion, but didn't illuminate anything; it was a wicked kind of passion for sure. Did it feel warm? Was the room hot while he was there?

Tho. No, no, but I was hot enough without it, for it put me into a great sweat with the fright.

Tho. No, no, but I was already sweating enough without it, because it scared me so much.

Gent. Very well, he was all in fire, you say, but without light or heat, only, it seems, he stunk of brimstone; pray what shapes was he in, what was he like; for you say you saw him?

Gent. Alright, you say he was completely on fire, but without any light or heat, just that he smelled like sulfur; what did he look like, what was his shape; because you say you saw him?

Tho. O! Sir, I saw two great staring saucer eyes, enough to fright any body out of their wits.

Tho. Oh! Sir, I saw two huge, wide eyes that could scare anyone out of their mind.

Gent. And was that all you saw?

Is that everything you saw?

Tho. No, I saw his cloven-foot very plain, ’twas as big as one of our bullocks that goes to plow.

Tho. No, I saw his cloven-foot very clearly, it was as big as one of our oxen that go to plow.

Gent. So you saw none of his body, but his eyes and his feet? a fine vision indeed!

Gent. So you didn't see any of his body, just his eyes and his feet? What a great sight that was!

Tho. Sir, that was enough to send me going.

Tho. Sir, that was more than enough to get me going.

Gent. Going! what did you run away from him?

Gent. Why did you run away from him?

Tho. No, but I fled into bed at one jump, and sunk down and pull’d the bed-clothes quite over me.

Tho. No, but I jumped into bed, sank down, and pulled the blankets completely over me.

Gent. And what did you do that for?

Gent. So, why did you do that?

Tho. To hide my self from such a frightful creature.

Tho. To hide myself from such a terrifying creature.

Gent. Why, if it had really been the Devil, do you think the bed-clothes would have secur’d you from him?

Gent. Well, if it had actually been the Devil, do you really think the bedcovers would have protected you from him?

Tho. Nay, I don’t know, but in a fright it was all I could do.

Tho. No, I don’t know, but I was so scared that was all I could manage.

Gent. Nay, ’twas as wise as all the rest; but come, Thomas, to be a little serious, pray did he speak to you?

Gent. No, it was just as smart as all the others; but come on, Thomas, to be a bit serious for a moment, did he talk to you?

Tho. Yes, yes, I heard a voice, but who it was the Lord knows.

Tho. Yeah, I heard a voice, but only the Lord knows who it was.

Gent. What kind of voice was it, was it like a man’s voice?

Gent. What kind of voice was it? Was it like a man's voice?

Tho. No, it was a hoarse ugly noise, like the croaking of a Frog, and it call’d me by my name twice, Thomas Dawson, Thomas Dawson.

Tho. No, it was a harsh, unpleasant sound, like the croaking of a frog, and it called me by my name twice, Thomas Dawson, Thomas Dawson.

[Pg 55]Gent. Well, did you answer?

Well, did you reply?

Tho. No, not I, I could not have spoke a word for my life; why, I was frighted to death.

Tho. No, not me, I couldn't have said a word to save my life; I was scared to death.

Gent. Did it say any thing else?

Gents. Did it say anything else?

Tho. Yes, when it saw that I did not speak, it said, Thomas Dawson, Thomas Dawson, you are a wicked wretch, you lay with Jenny S—— last night; if you don’t repent, I will take you away alive and carry you to Hell, and you shall be damned, you wretch.

Tho. Yes, when it noticed that I wasn't saying anything, it said, Thomas Dawson, Thomas Dawson, you are a terrible person, you were with Jenny S—— last night; if you don’t feel sorry for what you did, I will take you away while you're still alive and bring you to Hell, and you'll be condemned, you awful person.

Gent. And was it true, Thomas, did you lye with Jenny S—— the night before?

Gent. Was it true, Thomas, did you sleep with Jenny S—— the night before?

Tho. Indeed Master, why yes it was true, but I was very sorry afterwards.

Tho. Yes, Master, it was true, but I felt really sorry afterward.

Gent. But how should the Devil know it, Thomas?

Gent. But how would the Devil know that, Thomas?

Tho. Nay, he knows it to be sure; why, they say he knows every thing.

Tho. No, he definitely knows; they say he knows everything.

Gent. Well, but why should he be angry at that? he would rather did you lye with her again, and encourage you to lye with forty whores, than hinder you: This can’t be the Devil, Thomas.

Gent. Well, but why should he be mad about that? He would prefer if you slept with her again and even encourage you to sleep with forty prostitutes instead of stopping you: This can't be the Devil, Thomas.

Tho. Yes, yes. Sir, ’twas the Devil to be sure.

Tho. Yes, yes. Sir, it was definitely the Devil.

Gent. But he bid you repent too, you say?

Gent. But he told you to repent as well, right?

Tho. Yes, he threatn’d me if I did not.

Tho. Yeah, he threatened me if I didn't.

Gent. Why, Thomas, do you think the Devil would have you repent?

Gent. Why, Thomas, do you really think the Devil wants you to change your ways?

Tho. Why no, that’s true too, I don’t know what to say to that; but what could it be? ’twas the Devil to be sure, it could be nobody else?

Tho. Well, that’s true too, I don’t know what to say to that; but what could it be? It must have been the Devil for sure, it couldn’t be anyone else.

Gent. No, no, ’twas neither the Devil, Thomas, nor any body else, but your own frighted imagination; you had lain with that wench, and being a young sinner of that kind, your Conscience terrified you, told you the Devil would fetch you away, and you would be damn’d; and you were so persuaded it would be so, that you at last imagin’d he was come for you indeed; that you saw him and heard him; whereas, you may depend upon it, if Jenny S—— will let you lye with her every[Pg 56] night, the Devil will hold the candle, or do any thing to forward it, but will never disturb you; he’s too much a friend to your wickedness, it could never be the Devil, Thomas; ’twas only your own guilt frighted you, and that was Devil enough too, if you knew the worst of it, you need no other enemy.

Gent. No, no, it wasn't the Devil, Thomas, or anyone else, but your own scared imagination; you had slept with that girl, and being a young sinner, your conscience freaked you out, telling you the Devil would take you away and you'd be damned. You were so convinced that this would happen that you finally imagined he really had come for you; that you saw him and heard him. But trust me, if Jenny S—— is willing to let you sleep with her every[Pg 56] night, the Devil will be there to support it but will never disturb you; he’s too much of a friend to your wrongdoing. It couldn’t have been the Devil, Thomas; it was just your own guilt that scared you, and that's enough to be the real enemy, if you knew the truth.

Tho. Why that’s true, Master, one would think the Devil should not bid me repent, that’s true; but certainly ’twas the Devil for all that.

Tho. That's true, Master, one would think the Devil shouldn't tell me to repent; that's true; but it was definitely the Devil after all.

Now Thomas was not the only man that having committed a flagitious crime had been deluded by his own imagination, and the power of fancy, to think the Devil was come for him; whereas the Devil, to give him his due, is too honest to pretend to such things; ’tis his business to persuade men to offend, not to repent; and he professes no other; he may press men to this or that action, by telling them ’tis no sin, no offence, no breach of God’s Law, and the like, when really ’tis both; but to press them to repent, when they have offended, that’s quite out of his way; ’tis none of his business, nor does he pretend to it; therefore, let no man charge the Devil with what he is not concern’d in.

Now Thomas wasn't the only man who, after committing a terrible crime, had been misled by his own imagination and the power of fantasy into thinking the Devil was coming for him; however, to be fair, the Devil is too honest to pretend to do such things. His job is to convince people to sin, not to regret it; that's his only role. He might urge someone to do this or that by claiming it’s not a sin, not wrong, not a violation of God's Law, and so on, when in reality it is. But urging them to repent after they have sinned? That's completely outside his job description; it’s not his concern, nor does he pretend it is. So, no one should blame the Devil for what doesn’t involve him.

But to return to his Person, he is, as I have said, notwithstanding his lost glory, a mighty, a terrible and an immortal Spirit; he is himself call’d a Prince, the Prince of the Power of the Air; the Prince of Darkness, the Prince of Devils, and the like, and his attending Spirits are call’d his Angels: so that however Satan has lost the glory and rectitude of his Nature, by his apostate state, yet he retains a greatness and magnificence, which places him above our rank, and indeed above our conception; for we know not what he is, any more than we know what the blessed Angels are; of whom we can say no more than that they are[Pg 57] ministring Spirits, &c. as the Scripture has describ’d them.

But to get back to him, he is, as I mentioned, despite his lost glory, a powerful, terrifying, and immortal spirit. He is called a Prince, the Prince of the Power of the Air; the Prince of Darkness, the Prince of Devils, and so on, and his accompanying spirits are referred to as his Angels: so that even though Satan has lost the glory and purity of his nature due to his fallen state, he still possesses a greatness and magnificence that puts him above us, and indeed beyond our understanding; for we don’t know what he is any more than we know what the blessed Angels are; of whom we can only say that they are[Pg 57] ministring Spirits, etc., as Scripture has describ’d them.

Two things, however, may give us some insight into the nature of the Devil, in the present state he is in; and these we have a clear discovery of in the whole series of his Conduct from the Beginning.

Two things, however, might give us some insight into the nature of the Devil in his current state; and we can clearly see these in the whole series of his actions from the Beginning.

1. That he is the vanquish’d but implacable enemy of God his Creator, who has conquer’d him, and expell’d him from the habitations of bliss; on which account he is fill’d with envy, rage, malice, and all uncharitableness; would dethrone God and overturn the thrones of Heaven, if it was in his power.

1. He is the defeated but relentless enemy of God, his Creator, who has conquered him and thrown him out of paradise; for this reason, he is filled with envy, rage, malice, and all unkindness; he would topple God and overthrow the heavenly thrones if he could.

2. That he is man’s irreconcilable Enemy; not as he is a man, nor on his own account simply, nor for any advantage he (the Devil) can make by the ruin and destruction of man; but in meer envy at the felicity he is supposed to enjoy as Satan’s rival; and as he is appointed to succeed Satan and his Angels in the possession of those glories from which they are fallen.

2. He is humanity's unyielding enemy; not because he is a man, nor for his own sake, nor for any benefit he (the Devil) gains from humanity's ruin and destruction; but purely out of envy for the happiness he is believed to enjoy as Satan’s rival; and because he is meant to take over from Satan and his Angels in holding the glories they have lost.

 

And here I must take upon me to say, Mr. Milton makes a wrong judgment of the reason of Satan’s resolution to disturb the felicity of man; He tells us it was meerly to affront God his Maker, rob him of the glory design’d in his new work of creations and to disappoint him in his main design, namely, the creating a new species of creatures in a perfect rectitude of soul, and after his own image, from whom he might expect a new Fund of glory should be rais’d, and who was to appear as the triumph of the Messiah’s victory over the Devil. In all which Satan could not be fool enough not to know that he should[Pg 58] be disappointed by the same Power which had so eminently counter-acted his rage before.

And here I have to say, Mr. Milton makes a mistake in judging why Satan decided to disturb humanity's happiness. He claims it was simply to challenge God, his Creator, to steal the glory intended in His new creation and to thwart His main purpose, which was to create a new kind of beings with perfect souls and in His own image, from whom He could expect a new source of glory to be raised and who would represent the triumph of the Messiah's victory over the Devil. In all of this, Satan couldn't be foolish enough not to realize that he would[Pg 58] be disappointed by the same Power that had previously countered his rage so effectively.

But, I believe, the Devil went upon a much more probable design; and tho’ he may be said to act upon a meaner principle than that of pointing his rage at the personal glory of his Creator; yet I own, that in my opinion, it was by much the more rational undertaking, and more likely to succeed; and that was, that whereas he perceived this new species of creatures had a sublime as well as a human part, and were made capable of possessing the mansions of eternal Beatitude, from whence, he (Satan) and his Angels were expell’d and irretrievably banish’d; envy at such a rival mov’d him by all possible artifice, for he saw him deprived of capacity to do it by force, to render him unworthy like himself; that bringing him to fall into rebellion and disobedience, he might see his Rival damn’d with him; and those who were intended to fill up the empty spaces in Heaven, made so by the absence of so many millions of fallen Angels, be cast out into the same darkness with them.

But I believe the Devil had a much more plausible plan; and while he might be said to act on a lower principle than that of trying to direct his anger at the personal glory of his Creator, I admit that, in my view, it was a far more rational endeavor and more likely to succeed. He realized that this new species of creatures had both a noble and a human side, and they were capable of attaining the eternal happiness of Heaven, from which he (Satan) and his Angels were expelled and permanently banished. Driven by envy toward such a rival, he used every possible trick, for he saw him unable to achieve it by force, to make him unworthy like himself. By leading him into rebellion and disobedience, he hoped to see his rival damned alongside him, and those who were meant to fill the empty spaces in Heaven left by millions of fallen Angels would be cast out into the same darkness with them.

How he came to know that this new species of creatures were liable to such imperfection, is best explain’d by the Devil’s prying, vigilant disposition, judging or leading him to judge by himself; (for he was as near being infallible as any of God’s creatures had been) and then inclining him to try whether it was so or no.

How he came to realize that this new species of creatures were prone to such flaws is best explained by the Devil’s curious and watchful nature, which pushed him to make his own judgments; (for he was as close to being infallible as any of God’s creations had been) and then encouraging him to see if it was true or not.

Modern Naturalists, especially some who have not so large a charity for the fair sex, as I have, tell us, that as soon as ever Satan saw the woman, and look’d in her face, he saw evidently that she was the best form’d creature to make a Tool of, and the best to make a hypocrite of, that could be made, and therefore the most fitted for his purpose.

Modern naturalists, especially some who aren't as generous towards women as I am, say that as soon as Satan saw the woman and looked her in the face, he immediately recognized that she was the best-shaped creature to manipulate and the best to deceive. He realized she was perfectly suited for his plans.

1. He saw by some thwart lines in her face, (legible, perhaps, to himself only) that there was[Pg 59] a throne ready prepar’d for the sin of pride to sit in state upon, especially if it took an early possession: Eve you may suppose was a perfect Beauty, if ever such a thing may be supposed in the human frame; her figure being so extraordinary, was the groundwork of his project; there needed no more than to bring her to be vain of it, and to conceit that it either was so, or was infinitely more sublime and beautiful than it really was; and having thus tickl’d her vanity, to introduce Pride gradually, till at last he might persuade her, that she was really Angelic, or of heavenly Race, and wanted nothing but to eat the forbidden fruit, and that would make her something more excellent still.

1. He noticed some conflicting lines on her face, which he could likely read better than anyone else, that there was[Pg 59] a throne ready for the sin of pride to take its place, especially if it got a head start: Eve might be seen as a perfect beauty, if such a thing could exist in human form; her remarkable figure was the foundation of his plan. All he needed to do was make her proud of it, to believe that it was either as beautiful as it appeared or even more sublime than it actually was; and by doing this, he would gradually introduce Pride, until he could eventually convince her that she was truly angelic, or of divine origin, and that all she needed to do was eat the forbidden fruit to become something even more extraordinary.

2. Looking farther into her Frame, and with a nearer view to her imperfections, he saw room to conclude that she was of a constitution easy to be seduc’d, and especially by flattering her; raising a commotion in her Soul, and a disturbance among her passions; and accordingly he set himself to work, to disturb her repose, and put dreams of great things into her head; together with something of a nameless Kind, which (however, some have been ill-natur’d enough to suggest) I shall not injure the Devil so much as to mention, without better evidence.

2. Looking deeper into her character, and with a closer look at her flaws, he concluded that she had a personality that was easy to seduce, especially through flattery; stirring up her emotions and creating turmoil in her feelings. So, he set out to disrupt her peace and fill her mind with dreams of greatness, along with something ambiguous, which (though some have unfairly suggested) I won’t tarnish the Devil's name by mentioning without more proof.

3. But, besides this, he found, upon the very first survey of her outside, something so very charming in her mein and behaviour, so engaging as well as agreeable in the whole texture of her person, and withal such a sprightly wit, such a vivacity of parts, such a fluency of tongue, and above all, such a winning prevailing whine in her smiles, or at least in her tears, that he made no doubt if he could but once delude her, she would easily be brought to delude Adam, whom he found set not only a great value upon her person, but[Pg 60] was perfectly captivated by her charms; in a word, he saw plainly, that if he could but ruin her, he should easily make a Devil of her, to ruin her husband, and draw him into any gulph of mischief, were it ever so black and dreadful, that she should first fall into herself; how far some may be wicked enough, from hence, to suggest of the fair sex, that they have been Devils to their husbands ever since, I cannot say; I hope they will not be so unmerciful to discover truths of such fatal consequence, tho’ they should come to their knowledge.

3. But aside from that, he noticed, at first glance, something incredibly charming about her demeanor and behavior, something both engaging and pleasant about her entire presence, along with a lively wit, a spirited personality, an easy way with words, and above all, a captivating, irresistible allure in her smiles, or at least in her tears. He had no doubt that if he could just trick her once, she would easily be led to deceive Adam, whom he saw valued her not just for her looks but[Pg 60] was completely enchanted by her charms. In short, he realized that if he could just ruin her, he could easily turn her into a temptress who would lead her husband into any kind of dark and dreadful mischief, as long as she fell into it herself first. As for how wicked some might be to claim that the fair sex has been a source of evil for their husbands ever since, I can't say; I hope they won't be so cruel as to reveal truths of such deadly consequences, even if they come to know them.

Thus subtle and penetrating has Satan been from the beginning; and who can wonder that upon these discoveries made into the woman’s inside, he went immediately to work with her, rather than with Adam? not but that one would think, if Adam was fool enough to be deluded by his wife, the Devil might have seen so much of it in his countenance, as to have encourag’d him to make his attack directly upon him, and not go round about, beating the bush, and ploughing with the Heifer; setting upon the woman first, and then setting her upon her husband, who might as easily have been imposed upon as she.

Satan has been subtle and deceptive from the beginning, so it's no surprise that when he made these discoveries about the woman, he decided to approach her instead of Adam. One might think that if Adam was foolish enough to be misled by his wife, the Devil would have seen that in his expression and chosen to confront him directly rather than playing games, going around in circles, and using indirect tactics. He targeted the woman first and then influenced her to go to her husband, who could have been just as easily deceived as she was.

Other Commentators upon this critical Text suggest to us, that Eve was not so pleased with the hopes of being made a Goddess; That the pride of a Seraphic Knowledge did not so much work upon her imagination to bring her to consent, as a certain secret Notion infus’d into her head by the same wicked instrument, that she should be wiser than Adam, and should by the superiority of her understanding, necessarily have the government over him; which, at present, she was sensible she had not, he being master of a particular air of gravity and majesty, as well as of strength, infinitely superior to her.

Other commentators on this critical text suggest that Eve wasn't as excited about the idea of becoming a goddess. The allure of angelic knowledge didn't really sway her imagination to agree; instead, a certain secret idea implanted in her mind by the same deceitful source led her to believe she would be wiser than Adam and, because of her superior understanding, should naturally have control over him. However, she was aware that she didn't currently have that power, as he possessed a unique blend of seriousness and dignity, along with strength, far beyond her own.

[Pg 61]This is an ill-natur’d suggestion; but it must be confess’d the impatient desire of government, which (since that) appears in the general Behaviour of the sex, and particularly of governing husbands, leaves too much room to legitimate the supposition.

[Pg 61]This is a nasty suggestion; but it has to be admitted that the impatient desire for control, which is evident in how people behave in general, especially among controlling husbands, gives too much credibility to the assumption.

The Expositors, who are of this opinion, add to it, that this being her original crime, or the particular temptation to that crime; Heaven thought fit to shew his justice, in making her more entire subjection to her husband be a part of the Curse, that she might read her sin in the punishment, (viz.) he shall rule over thee.

The Expositors, who hold this view, also suggest that since this was her original sin or the specific temptation to that sin, Heaven decided to express its justice by subjecting her more completely to her husband as part of the Curse, so she could see her sin reflected in the punishment, namely, he shall rule over thee.

I only give the general hint of these things as they appear recorded in the annals of Satan’s first Tyranny, and at the beginning of his government in the World; those that would be more particularly inform’d, may enquire of him and know farther.

I only provide a brief overview of these events as they are noted in the history of Satan’s initial rule and the start of his reign in the world; those who want more specific information can ask him and learn more.

I cannot however, but observe here with some regret, how it appears by the consequence, that the Devil was not mistaken when he made an early judgment of Mrs. Eve; and how Satan really went the right way to work, to judge of her; ’tis certain the Devil had nothing to do but to look in her face, and upon a near steady view he might easily see there, an instrument for his Turn; nor has he fail’d to make her a Tool ever since, by the very methods which he at first proposed; to which, perhaps, he has made some additions in the corrupting her composition, as well as her understanding; qualifying her to be a compleat snare to the poor weaker vessel Man; to wheedle him with her Syren’s voice, abuse him with her smiles, delude him with her crocodile tears, and sometimes cock her crown at him, and terrify him with the thunder of her Treble; making the effeminated Male Apple-eater tremble at the[Pg 62] noise of that very Tongue, which at first commanded him to Sin. For it is yet a debate which the Learned have not decided, whether she persuaded and entreated him, or like a true she-tyrant, exercised her authority and oblig’d him to eat the forbidden fruit.

I can’t help but notice here with some regret how it seems that the Devil wasn’t wrong when he quickly judged Mrs. Eve; and how Satan really knew what he was doing in assessing her. It’s clear the Devil just had to look at her face, and with a close enough glance, he could easily see there an instrument for his purpose; he hasn’t missed a beat in making her a Tool ever since, using the same tactics he initially suggested. Perhaps he has even added to her corrupt nature and understanding, equipping her to be a complete trap for the poor weaker vessel Man; to charm him with her Syren’s voice, deceive him with her smiles, mislead him with her crocodile tears, and sometimes flaunt her power at him, scaring him with the force of her Treble; making the emasculated Male Apple-eater tremble at the[Pg 62] sound of that very Tongue, which first commanded him to Sin. It’s still a debate that scholars haven't settled on, whether she convinced and begged him, or like a true she-tyrant, used her authority to force him to eat the forbidden fruit.

And therefore a certain author, whose name, for fear of the Sex’s resentment I conceal, brings her in, calling to Adam at a great distance, in an imperious haughty manner, beckoning to him with her hand, thus; Here, says she, you cowardly faint-hearted wretch, take this branch of heavenly fruit, eat and be a stupid fool no longer; eat and be wise; eat and be a God; and know, to your eternal shame, that your wife has been made an enlightn’d Goddess before you.

And so a certain author, whose name I’ll keep secret to avoid upsetting the ladies, depicts her calling out to Adam from afar in a commanding, arrogant way, waving him over with her hand. “Here,” she says, “you cowardly, spineless loser, take this branch of divine fruit, eat it and stop being an idiot; eat and gain wisdom; eat and become like a God; and know, to your eternal shame, that your wife has been transformed into an enlightened Goddess ahead of you.”

He tells you Adam hung back a little at first, and trembl’d, afraid to trespass: What ails the Sot, says the new Termagant? what are you afraid of? did God forbid you! yes, and why? that we might not be knowing and wise like himself! What reason can there be that we, who have capacious souls, able to receive knowledge, should have it withheld? take it, you Fool, and eat; don’t you see how I am exalted in soul by it, and am quite another Creature? Take it, I say, or, if you don’t, I’ll go and cut down the Tree, and you shall never eat any of it at all, and you shall be still a fool, and be governed by your wife for ever.

He tells you Adam hesitated a bit at first and trembled, afraid to overstep: What's wrong with you Sot, says the new Termagant? What are you scared of? Did God really tell you not to? Yes, and why? So that we can’t be as knowledgeable and wise as He is! What reason is there that we, who have open minds, ready to embrace knowledge, should have it withheld? Take it, you Fool, and eat; can’t you see how elevated I feel from it, and that I’ve become a completely different being? Take it, I say, or, if you don’t, I’ll go and cut down the Tree, and you’ll never get to eat any of it at all, and you’ll still be a fool, forever ruled by your wife.

Thus, if this interpretation of the thing be just, she Scolded him into it; Rated him, and brought him to it by the terror of her voice; a thing that has retained a dreadful influence over him ever since; nor have the greatest of Adam’s Successors, how light soever some husbands make of it in this age, been ever able, since that, to conceal their terror, at the very Sound; nay, if we may believe history, it prevailed even among the Gods;[Pg 63] not all the noise of Vulcan’s hammers could silence the clamours of that outrageous whore his Goddess; nay, even Jupiter himself led such a life with a termagant wife, that once, they say, Juno out-scolded the noise of all his Thunders, and was within an ace of brawling him out of Heaven. But to return to the Devil.

So, if this interpretation is right, she really scolded him into it; she criticized him and frightened him with the force of her voice. This has had a terrifying effect on him ever since. Even the most powerful successors of Adam, no matter how casually some husbands treat it today, have never been able to hide their fear at the very sound. In fact, if we can trust history, it even affected the Gods; [Pg 63] not even the noise from Vulcan’s hammers could drown out the shouts of that fierce goddess. Even Jupiter lived such a hard life with a nagging wife that once, they say, Juno was able to out-shout all his thunder and almost argued him out of Heaven. But back to the Devil.

With these views he resolv’d, it seems, to attack the woman; and if you consider him as a Devil, and what he aim’d at, and consider the fair prospect he had of success, I must confess, I do not see who can blame him, or at least, how any thing less could be expected from him; But we shall meet with it again by and by.

With these thoughts, he decided to go after the woman; and if you think of him as a Devil, looking at his intentions and the good chance he had to succeed, I have to admit, I don’t see how anyone can blame him, or at least, how anything less could be expected from him; but we’ll come back to this later.

 

 


Chap. V.

Of the station Satan had in Heaven before he fell; the nature and original of his crime, and some of Mr. Milton’s mistakes about it.

About the position Satan had in Heaven before his fall; the nature and origin of his crime, and some of Mr. Milton’s errors regarding it.

Thus far I have gone upon general observation, in this great affair of Satan and his Empire in the World; I now come to my Title, and shall enter upon the historical part, as the main work before me.

So far I've relied on general observation in this big matter of Satan and his Empire in the world; now I'm getting to my Title and will start the historical part, which is the main task ahead of me.

Besides what has been said Poetically, relating to the fall and wandering condition of the Devil and his Host, which poetical part I offer only as an excursion, and desire it should be taken so; I shall give you what I think is deduc’d from good originals on the part of Satan’s story in a few words.

Besides what I've mentioned poetically about the fall and wandering situation of the Devil and his Host, which I only present as a side note and hope it will be understood that way; I will provide you with what I believe is derived from credible sources regarding Satan’s story in just a few words.

He was one of the created Angels, form’d by the same omnipotent hand and glorious power,[Pg 64] who created the Heavens and the Earth, and all that is therein: This innumerable heavenly host, as we have reason to believe, contain’d Angels of higher and lower stations, of greater and of lesser degree, express’d in the Scripture by Thrones, Dominions, and Principalities: This, I think, we have as much reason to believe, as we have, that there are Stars in the Firmament (or starry Heavens) of greater and of lesser magnitude.

He was one of the created Angels, formed by the same all-powerful hand and glorious power,[Pg 64] that created the Heavens and the Earth, and everything in them: This countless heavenly host, as we have reason to believe, included Angels of higher and lower ranks, of greater and lesser importance, expressed in the Scripture by Thrones, Dominions, and Principalities: I believe we have just as much reason to believe this as we do that there are Stars in the Firmament (or starry Heavens) of greater and lesser size.

What particular station among the immortal Choir of Angels, this Arch-seraph, this Prince of Devils, call’d Satan, was plac’d in before his expulsion, that indeed, we cannot come at the knowledge of, at least, not with such an Authority as may be depended upon; but as from Scripture authority, he is plac’d at the head of all the Apostate armies, after he was fallen, we cannot think it in the least assuming to say, that he might be supposed to be one of the principal Agents in the Rebellion which happen’d in Heaven, and consequently that he might be one of the highest in dignity there, before that Rebellion.

What exact position this Arch-seraph, this Prince of Devils, called Satan, held among the immortal Choir of Angels before his expulsion is something we can't know for sure, at least not with any reliable authority. However, based on Scripture, he is placed at the head of all the fallen armies after his fall. We don't think it's at all presumptuous to suggest that he could have been one of the main players in the Rebellion that took place in Heaven, and therefore, he might have held a high rank there before that Rebellion.

The higher his station, the lower, and with the greater precipitation, was his overthrow; and therefore, those words, tho’ taken in another sense, may very well be apply’d to him: How art thou fallen, O Lucifer! Son of the Morning!

The higher his position, the faster and more severely he fell; and so, those words, even though understood differently, can definitely be applied to him: How have you fallen, O Lucifer! Son of the Morning!

Having granted the dignity of his Person, and the high station in which he was placed among the heavenly Host; it would come then necessarily to inquire into the nature of his fall, and above all, a little into the reason of it; certain it is, he did fall, was guilty of Rebellion and Disobedience, the just effect of Pride; sins, which, in that holy place, might well be call’d wonderful.

Having given him the dignity of his being and the high position he held among the heavenly beings, it’s necessary to look into the nature of his fall and, above all, the reasons behind it. It’s certain that he did fall and was guilty of rebellion and disobedience, the direct result of pride—sins that could certainly be considered astonishing in that holy place.

But what to me is more wonderful, and which, I think, will be very ill accounted for, is, how came seeds of crime to rise in the Angelic Nature?[Pg 65] created in a state of perfect, unspotted holiness? how was it first found in a place where no unclean thing can enter? how came ambition, pride, or envy to generate there? could there be offence where there was no crime? could untainted purity breed corruption? could that nature contaminate and infect, which was always Drinking in principles of perfection?

But what I find more amazing, and what I think is hard to explain, is how seeds of crime emerged in the Angelic Nature, created in a state of perfect, unblemished holiness? How was it first discovered in a place where nothing unclean can enter? How did ambition, pride, or envy develop there? Could there be offense where there was no crime? Could untainted purity produce corruption? Could that nature, which was always absorbing principles of perfection, become contaminated and infected?

Happy ’tis to me, that writing the History, not solving the Difficulties of Satan’s Affairs, is my province in this Work; that I am to relate the Fact, not give reasons for it, or sign causes; if it was otherwise, I should break off at this difficulty, for I acknowledge I do not see thro’ it; neither do I think that the great Milton, after all his fine Images and lofty Excursions upon the Subject, has left it one jot clearer than he found it: Some are of opinion, and among them the great Dr. B——s, that crime broke in upon them at some interval, when they omitted but one moment fixing their eyes and thoughts on the glories of the divine face, to admire and adore, which is the full employment of Angels; but even this, tho’ it goes as high as imagination can carry us, does not reach it, nor, to me, make it one jot more comprehensible than it was before; all I can say to it here, is, that so it was, the fact was upon Record, and the rejected Troop are in being, whose circumstances confess the Guilt, and still groan under the Punishment.

I’m glad to say that writing the History, rather than figuring out the Difficulties of Satan's Affairs, is my role in this work; I’m here to share the facts, not to explain them or justify the causes. If it were otherwise, I would stop right here with this difficulty, because I admit I don’t understand it; nor do I believe that the great Milton, despite all his beautiful imagery and lofty ideas on the subject, has made it any clearer than it was before. Some believe, including the esteemed Dr. B——s, that sin entered when they failed to focus their eyes and minds on the glories of the divine, which is what angels fully devote themselves to in admiration and worship; but even this, as high as it stretches the imagination, doesn’t clarify it for me or make it any more understandable than it was prior. All I can say here is that it happened; the fact is recorded, and the rejected group exists, their circumstances revealing their guilt, and they still suffer the consequences.

If you will bear with a poetic excursion upon the subject, not to solve but to illustrate the difficulty; take it in a few lines, thus,

If you can indulge me in a poetic exploration of the topic, not to find a solution but to highlight the challenge; consider it in a few lines like this,

[Pg 66] Thou sin of Witchcraft! firstborn child of Crime!
Produc’d before the bloom of Time;
Ambition’s maiden Sin, in Heaven conceiv’d,
And who could have believ’d
Defilement could in purity begin,
And bright eternal Day be soil’d with Sin?
Tell us, sly penetrating Crime,
How cam’st thou there, thou fault sublime?
How didst thou pass the Adamantine Gate;
And into Spirit thy self insinuate?
From what dark state? from what deep place?
From what strange uncreated race?
Where was thy ancient habitation found
Before void Chaos heard the forming sound?
Wast thou a Substance, or an airy Ghost,
A Vapour flying in the fluid waste
Of unconcocted air?
And how at first didst thou come there?
Sure there was once a time when thou wert not,
By whom wast thou created? and for what?
Art thou a steam from some contagious damp exhal’d?
How should contagion be intail’d,
On bright seraphic Spirits, and in a place
Where all’s supreme, and Glory fills the Space?
No noxious vapour there could rise,
For there no noxious matter lies;
Nothing that’s evil could appear,
Sin never could Seraphic Glory bear;
The brightness of the eternal Face,
Which fills as well as constitutes the place,
Would be a fire too hot for crime to bear,
[Pg 67]’Twould calcine Sin, or melt it into air.
How then did first defilement enter in?
Ambition, thou first vital seed of Sin!
Thou Life of Death, how cam’st thou there?
In what bright form didst thou appear?
In what Seraphic Orb didst thou arise?
Surely that place admits of no disguise,
Eternal Sight must know thee there,
And being known, thou soon must disappear.
But since the fatal Truth we know,
Without the matter whence or manner how:
Thou high superlative of Sin,
Tell us thy nature, where thou didst begin?
The first degree of thy increase,
Debauch’d the Regions of eternal Peace,
And fill’d the breasts of loyal Angels there
With the first Treason and infernal War.

Thou art the high extreme of pride,
And dost o’er lesser crimes preside;
Not for the mean attempt of Vice design’d,
But to embroil the World, and damn Mankind.
Transforming mischief, now hast thou procur’d
That loss that ne’er to be restor’d,
And made the bright Seraphic Morning-star
In horrid monstrous shapes appear?
Satan, that while he dwelt in glorious light,
Was always then as pure as he was bright,
That in effulgent rays of glory shone,
Excell’d by eternal Light, by him alone,
Distorted now, and stript of Innocence,
And banish’d with thee from the high Pre-eminence,
How has the splendid Seraph chang’d his face,
[Pg 68]Transform’d by thee, and like thy monstrous race?
Ugly as is the crime, for which he fell,
Fitted by thee to make a local Hell,
For such must be the place where either of you dwell.

[Pg 66] You sin of Witchcraft! first child of Crime!
Created before time started;
The first sin of Ambition, conceived in Heaven,
And who would have believed
That corruption could begin in purity,
And that bright, eternal Day could be tainted with Sin?
Tell us, clever intrusive Crime,
How did you get in, you sublime fault?
How did you pass through the Adamantine Gate;
And insert yourself into Spirit?
From what dark state? From what deep place?
From what bizarre uncreated race?
Where was your ancient home found
Before empty Chaos heard the forming sound?
Were you a real being, or just a passing spirit,
A vapor floating in the shapeless air
Of unclear atmosphere?
How did you first get there?
Surely there was a time when you did not exist,
Who created you? and for what purpose?
Are you a steam from some contagious damp released?
How could contagion be connected,
To radiant celestial beings, in a location
Where all is supreme, and Glory fills the Space?
No toxic fumes could escape from there,
Because there is no toxic matter there;
No evil could appear,
Sin could never coexist with Seraphic Glory;
The brightness of the eternal Face,
Which both fills and defines the place,
Would be a fire too intense for crime to endure,
[Pg 67]It would burn Sin away, or turn it to air.
So how did defilement first come about?
Ambition, you first vital seed of Sin!
You Life of Death, how did you arrive there?
In what bright form did you show up?
In which Seraphic Sphere did you come from?
Surely that place admits of no disguise,
Eternal Sight has to see you there,
And once you're known, you need to disappear quickly.
But since we know the sad Truth,
Without understanding the issue or how it was handled:
You high pinnacle of Sin,
Share with us your essence; where did you originate?
The initial phase of your development,
Corrupted the realms of eternal Peace,
And filled the hearts of loyal Angels there
With the first Treason and hellish War.

You are the peak of pride,
And you preside over lesser crimes;
Not for the trivial attempt of Vice intended,
But to engulf the World and damn Mankind.
Transforming mischief, you have now secured
A loss that can never be regained,
And made the bright Morning Star
Show up in terrifying forms?
Satan, who while living in brilliant light,
Was as pure as he was radiant,
That in brilliant rays of glory shone,
Surpassed only by eternal Light, by him alone,
Now twisted and stripped of Innocence,
And banished with you from high Pre-eminence,
How has the glorious Seraph changed his face,
[Pg 68]Transformed by you, and like your monstrous kind?
As ugly as the crime for which he fell,
Embodying the making of a local Hell,
For such must be the place where either of you resides.

 

Thus, as I told you, I only moralize upon the subject, but as to the difficulty, I must leave it as I find it, unless, as I hinted at first, I could prevail with Satan to set pen to paper, and write this part of his own History: No question, but he could let us into the secret; but to be plain, I doubt I shall tell so many plain truths of the Devil, in this History, and discover so many of his secrets, which it is not for his interest to have discover’d, that before I have done, the Devil and I may not be so good friends as you may suppose we are; at least, not friends enough to obtain such a favour of him, tho’ it be for public good; so we must be content till we come ont’ other side the Blue-Blanket, and then we shall know the whole Story.

So, as I mentioned, I can only share my thoughts on the subject, but regarding the challenge, I’ll have to leave it as it is, unless, as I mentioned earlier, I could convince Satan to put pen to paper and write this part of his own story. No doubt he could reveal the secret to us; however, to be honest, I’m concerned that I’ll share so many straightforward truths about the Devil in this story and uncover so many of his secrets, which he wouldn't want known, that by the time I'm finished, the Devil and I might not be as friendly as you might think; at least, not friendly enough to get such a favor from him, even if it’s for the greater good. So, we’ll have to be patient until we get to the other side of the Blue-Blanket, and then we’ll learn the whole story.

But now, tho’ as I said, I will not attempt to solve the difficulty, I may, I hope, venture to tell you, that there is not so much difficulty in it, as at first sight appears: and especially not so much as some people would make us believe; let us see how others are mistaken in it, perhaps, that may help us a little in the enquiry; for to know what it is not, is one help towards knowing what it is.

But now, even though I said I won't try to solve this problem, I hope I can tell you that it's not as complicated as it seems at first glance; and definitely not as complicated as some people want us to think. Let's look at how others have misunderstood it—this might help us a bit in our investigation, because knowing what it isn't can help us understand what it is.

Mr. Milton has indeed told us a great many merry things of the Devil, in a most formal, solemn manner; till in short he has made a good Play of Heaven and Hell; and no doubt if he had liv’d in our times, he might have had it acted with our Pluto and Proserpine. He has made fine Speeches both for God and the Devil, and a little addition[Pg 69] might have turn’d it a la modern into a Harlequin Dieu & Diable.

Mr. Milton has indeed shared a lot of entertaining stories about the Devil in a very serious way; in short, he’s created a great Play of Heaven and Hell. No doubt, if he were alive today, he could have had it performed with our Pluto and Proserpine. He’s crafted impressive speeches for both God and the Devil, and a little tweak[Pg 69] could have turned it a la modern into a Harlequin Dieu & Diable.

I confess I don’t well know how far the dominion of Poetry extends itself; it seems the Buts and Bounds of Parnassus are not yet ascertain’d; so that for ought I know, by vertue of their antient privileges call’d Licentia Poetarum, there can be no Blasphemy in Verse; as some of our Divines say there can be no Treason in the Pulpit. But they that will venture to write that way, ought to be better satisfy’d about that Point than I am.

I admit I’m not sure how far the reach of Poetry goes; it seems the limits of Parnassus are still unclear. So, for all I know, thanks to the ancient privileges called Licentia Poetarum, there might be no Blasphemy in Verse; just as some of our theologians claim there can be no Treason in the Pulpit. But those who decide to write in that way should be more confident about that point than I am.

Upon this foot Mr. Milton, to grace his Poem, and give room for his Towring Fancy, has gone a length beyond all that ever went before him, since Ovid in his Metamorphosis. He has indeed complimented God Almighty with a flux of lofty words, and great sounds; and has made a very fine Story of the Devil, but he has made a meer je ne scay Quoi of Jesus Christ. In one line he has him riding on a Cherub, and in another sitting on a Throne, both in the very same moment of action. In another place he has brought him in making a Speech to his Saints, when ’tis evident he had none there; for we all know Man was not created till a long while after; and no body can be so dull as to say the Angels may be called Saints, without the greatest absurdity in nature. Besides, he makes Christ himself distinguish them, as in two several Bands, and of differing Persons and Species, as to be sure they are.

On this point, Mr. Milton, to enhance his poem and allow for his soaring imagination, has gone further than anyone before him, since Ovid in his Metamorphosis. He has indeed flattered God Almighty with an abundance of grand words and impressive sounds; and has created a very captivating story about the Devil, but he has turned Jesus Christ into a mere je ne sais quoi. In one line, he has him riding on a Cherub, and in another sitting on a throne, both at the exact same moment. In another instance, he has him giving a speech to his Saints, when it’s clear he had none there; we all know Man was not created until much later; and no one can be so dull as to say that Angels can be referred to as Saints, without the greatest absurdity in nature. Additionally, he makes Christ himself distinguish them as if they belong to two different groups, made up of different people and kinds, as they surely do.

Stand still in bright array, ye Saints———
—— ——— ———— ———— Here stand,
Ye Angels. ———
Par. Lost. lib. vi. fo. 174.

Stand still in bright array, you Saints———
—— ——— ———— ———— Here stand,
You Angels. ———
Par. Lost. lib. vi. fo. 174.

[Pg 70]So that Christ here is brought in drawing up his Army before the last Battle, and making a Speech to them, to tell them they shall only stand by in warlike order, but that they shall have no occasion to fight, for he alone will engage the Rebels. Then in embattling his Legions, he places the Saints here, and the Angels there, as if one were the main Battle of Infantry, and the other the Wings of Cavalry. But who are those Saints? they are indeed all of Milton’s own making; ’tis certain there were no Saints at all in Heaven or Earth at that time; God and his Angels fill’d up the place; and till some of the Angels fell, and Men were created, had liv’d, and were dead, there could have been no Saints there. Saint Abel was certainly the Proto-Saint of all that ever were seen in Heaven, as well as the Proto-martyr of all that have been upon Earth.

[Pg 70]So here Christ is depicted assembling His army before the final battle, giving them a speech to let them know they will just stand ready for war, but will not need to fight, as He will face the rebels alone. While organizing His legions, He positions the Saints here and the Angels there, as if one group represents the main infantry and the other the cavalry wings. But who are those Saints? They are all creations of Milton; it's clear there were no Saints in Heaven or Earth at that time; God and His Angels occupied that space, and only after some Angels fell, and when men were created, lived, and died, could there be any Saints at all. Saint Abel was certainly the original Saint of all who have ever been seen in Heaven, as well as the first martyr of all those who have been on Earth.

Just such another Mistake, not to call it a Blunder, he makes about Hell; which he not only makes local, but gives it a being before the Fall of the Angels; and brings it in opening its mouth to receive them. This is so contrary to the nature of the thing, and so great an absurdity, that no Poetic License can account for it; for tho’ Poesie may form Stories, as Idea and Fancy may furnish Materials, yet Poesy must not break in upon Chronology, and make things which in time were to exist, act before they existed.

Just like another mistake, not to call it a blunder, he makes about Hell; which he not only makes local, but also gives it existence before the Angels fell; and shows it opening its mouth to receive them. This goes against the nature of the thing and is such a huge absurdity that no poetic license can justify it; because while poetry may create stories, and ideas and imagination may supply materials, poetry shouldn’t disrupt chronology and make things that were supposed to exist later act before they actually existed.

Thus a Painter may make a fine piece of Work, the fancy may be good, the strokes masterly, and the beauty of the Workmanship inimitably curious and fine, and yet have some unpardonable improprieties which marr the whole Work. So the famous Painter of Toledo painted the story of the three Wisemen of the East coming to worship, and bring their presents to our Lord upon his birth at Bethlehem, where he represents them as[Pg 71] three Arabian or Indian Kings; two of them are white, and one black; But unhappily when he drew the latter part of them kneeling, which to be sure was done after their faces; their legs being necessarily a little intermix’d, he made three black feet for the Negroe King, and but three white feet for the two white Kings, and yet never discover’d the mistake till the piece was presented to the King, and hung up in the great Church. As this is an unpardonable error in Sculpture or Limning, it must be much more so in Poetry, where the Images must have no improprieties, much less inconsistencies.

Thus, a painter can create a beautiful piece of work, with a great idea, skilled strokes, and remarkably intricate craftsmanship, but still have some unforgivable mistakes that ruin the entire piece. Take, for example, the famous painter of Toledo, who depicted the story of the three Wise Men from the East coming to worship and bring their gifts to our Lord upon his birth at Bethlehem. He portrayed them as[Pg 71] three Arabian or Indian Kings; two of them are white, and one is black. Unfortunately, when he painted the part where they were kneeling—which he did based on their faces—he accidentally gave the black King three black feet and the two white Kings only three white feet, and he didn’t notice the mistake until the piece was presented to the King and displayed in the great Church. Since this is a serious error in sculpture or painting, it must be even more unforgivable in poetry, where the images should have no mistakes, especially not inconsistencies.

In a word, Mr. Milton has indeed made a fine Poem, but it is the Devil of a History. I can easily allow Mr. Milton to make Hills and Dales, flowry Meadows and Plains (and the like) in Heaven; and places of Retreat and Contemplation in Hell; tho’ I must add, that it can be allowed to no Poet on Earth but Mr. Milton. Nay, I will allow Mr. Milton, if you please, to set the Angels a dancing in Heaven, lib. v. fo. 138. and the Devils a singing in Hell, lib. i. fo. 44. tho’ they are in short, especially the last, most horrid Absurdities. But I cannot allow him to make their Musick in Hell to be harmonious and charming as he does; such Images being incongruous, and indeed shocking to Nature. Neither can I think we should allow things to be plac’d out of time in Poetry, any more than in History; ’tis a confusion of Images which is allow’d to be disallow’d by all the Criticks of what tribe or species soever in the world, and is indeed unpardonable. But we shall find so many more of these things in Mr. Milton, that really taking notice of them all, would carry me quite out of my way, I being at this time not writing the History of Mr. Milton, but of the Devil: besides,[Pg 72] Mr. Milton is such a celebrated Man, that who but he that can write the History of the Devil dare meddle with him?

In short, Mr. Milton has created a beautiful poem, but it tells the Devil of a History. I can easily let Mr. Milton craft hills and valleys, flowery meadows, and plains (and the like) in Heaven, and places for retreat and contemplation in Hell; although I must add that this is something only Mr. Milton could pull off. In fact, I’ll even allow Mr. Milton, if you prefer, to have the Angels dancing in Heaven, lib. v. fo. 138, and the Devils singing in Hell, lib. i. fo. 44, although, in reality, especially the latter, are quite horrid absurdities. However, I cannot accept his depiction of their music in Hell as harmonious and charming; such imagery feels out of place and indeed shocking to nature. I also believe we shouldn't allow things to be placed out of context in poetry any more than in history; it creates a confusion of images that all critics, regardless of their background, would agree is unacceptable and truly inexcusable. But we will find many more of these issues in Mr. Milton, and honestly, taking note of them all would lead me far off track, as I'm not currently writing the history of Mr. Milton, but that of the Devil: besides, [Pg 72] Mr. Milton is such a celebrated figure that who else but someone capable of writing the history of the Devil would dare to engage with him?

But to come back to the business. As I had caution’d you against running to Scripture for shelter in cases of difficulty, Scripture weighing very little among the people I am directing my Speech to; so indeed Scripture gives but very little light into any thing of the Devil’s Story before his Fall, and but to very little of it for some time after.

But getting back to the point. Since I've warned you not to turn to Scripture for comfort in tough situations, considering that Scripture holds little relevance for the audience I'm addressing; in fact, Scripture sheds very little light on anything related to the Devil's Story before his Fall, and only a tiny bit for some time afterward.

Nor has Mr. Milton said one word to solve the main difficulty (viz.) How the Devil came to fall, and how Sin came into Heaven; how the spotless Seraphic Nature could receive infection, whence the contagion proceeded, what noxious matter could emit corruption there, how and whence any vapour to poison the Angelick Frame could rise up, or how it increas’d and grew up to crime. But all this he passes over, and hurrying up that part in two or three words, only tells us,

Nor has Mr. Milton said a word to address the main issue (viz.) How the Devil fell, and how Sin entered Heaven; how the pure Seraphic Nature could become tainted, where the corruption came from, what harmful substance could bring about decay there, how any harmful vapor could rise up to poison the Angelic Form, or how that escalated into wrongdoing. But he skips all of this and rushes through that part in just two or three words, only telling us,

——— his Pride,
Had cast him out of Heaven with all his Host
Of rebel Angels, by whose aid aspiring
He trusted to have equal’d the most High.
lib. i. fo. 3.

his Pride,
Had banished him from Heaven along with all his followers,
The rebel Angels, whom he counted on to try
To match the Most High.
lib. i. fo. 3.

His pride! but how came Satan while an Arch-angel to be proud? How did it consist, that Pride and perfect Holiness should meet in the same Person? Here we must bid Mr. Milton good night; for, in plain terms, he is in the dark about it, and so we are all; and the most that can be said, is, that we know the fact is so, but nothing of the nature or reason of it.

His pride! But how did Satan, as an Archangel, become proud? How could Pride and perfect Holiness exist in the same Person? We need to say goodnight to Mr. Milton here because, frankly, he doesn’t have the answers, and neither do we. All we can say is that we know it’s a fact, but we don’t understand its nature or reason.

[Pg 73]But to come to the History: The Angels fell, they sinn’d (wonderful!) in Heaven, and God cast them out; what their sin was is not explicit, but in general ’tis call’d a Rebellion against God; all sin must be so.

[Pg 73]But to get to the History: The Angels fell, they sinned (incredible!) in Heaven, and God cast them out; what exactly their sin was isn't clear, but it's generally called a Rebellion against God; all sin has to be that way.

Mr. Milton here takes upon him to give the History of it, as particularly as if he had been born there, and came down hither on purpose to give us an account of it; (I hope he is better inform’d by this time;) but this he does in such a manner, as jostles with Religion, and shocks our Faith in so many points necessary to be believ’d, that we must forbear to give up to Mr. Milton, or must set aside part of the sacred Text, in such a manner, as will assist some people to set it all aside.

Mr. Milton here takes it upon himself to provide a history of it, as if he was born there and came here specifically to give us an account of it; (I hope he's more informed by now); but he does so in a way that conflicts with religion and shakes our faith on so many essential points that we have to either reject Mr. Milton's views or discard parts of the sacred text, which could encourage some people to dismiss it entirely.

I mean by this, his invented Scheme of the Son’s being declared in Heaven to be begotten then, and then to be declar’d Generalissimo of all the Armies of Heaven; and of the Father’s Summoning all the Angels of the heavenly Host to submit to him, and pay him homage. The words are quoted already, page 32.

I mean by this, his created idea of the Son being declared in Heaven to be begotten at that time, and then being named Generalissimo of all the Armies of Heaven; and of the Father calling all the Angels of the heavenly Host to submit to him and give him their respect. The words are quoted already, page 32.

I must own the Invention, indeed, is very fine; the Images exceeding magnificent, the Thought rich and bright, and, in some respect, truly sublime: But the Authorities fail most wretchedly, and the miss-timing of it, is unsufferably gross, as is noted in the Introduction to this Work; for Christ is not declar’d the Son of God but on Earth; ’tis true, ’tis spoken from Heaven, but then ’tis spoken as perfected on Earth; if it was at all to be assign’d to Heaven, it was from Eternity, and there, indeed, his eternal Generation is allow’d; but to take upon us to say, that On a day, a certain day, for so our Poet assumes, lib. v. fol. 137.

I have to admit, the invention is really impressive; the images are incredibly beautiful, the ideas are rich and bright, and in some ways, truly sublime. However, the authorities come up short, and the timing is ridiculously off, as mentioned in the introduction to this work. Christ is declared the Son of God only on Earth; it’s true, it’s said from Heaven, but that’s only in the context of being perfected on Earth. If it were to be linked to Heaven at all, it would be from Eternity, where his eternal generation is acknowledged. But to claim that On a day, a certain day, as our poet does, lib. v. fol. 137.

——— ‘When on a day,
[Pg 74]——— ‘On such a day
‘As Heaven’s great Year brings forth, the empyreal Host
‘Of Angels by imperial Summons call’d,
‘Forthwith from all the ends of Heaven appear’d.

When it was a day,
[Pg 74]‘On such a day
‘As Heaven’s great Year brings forth, the heavenly Host
‘Of Angels called by royal decree,
‘Immediately from all corners of Heaven appeared.

 

This is, indeed, too gross; at this meeting he makes God declare the Son to be that day begotten, as before; had he made him not begotten that day, but declared General that day, it would be reconcileable with Scripture and with sense; for either the begetting is meant of ordaining to an office, or else the eternal Generation falls to the ground; and if it was to the office (Mediator) then Mr. Milton is out in ascribing another fix’d day to the Work; see lib. x. fo. 194. But then the declaring him that day, is wrong chronology too, for Christ is declar’d the Son of God with power, only by the Resurrection of the dead, and this is both a Declaration in Heaven and in Earth. Rom. i. 4. And Milton can have no authority to tell us, there was any Declaration of it in Heaven before this, except it be that dull authority call’d poetic License, which will not pass in so solemn an affair as that.

This is really too much; at this meeting, he makes God state that the Son is begotten that day, just like before; if he had said he was not begotten that day but was declared General that day, it would align with both Scripture and reason; because either the begetting refers to being appointed to a role, or the idea of eternal Generation falls apart; and if it was about the role (Mediator), then Mr. Milton is wrong in saying there is another fixed day for the Work; see lib. x. fo. 194. But then declaring him that day is also incorrect in terms of chronology because Christ is declared the Son of God with power only by the Resurrection of the dead, and this is a declaration both in Heaven and on Earth. Rom. i. 4. And Milton has no right to tell us there was any declaration of it in Heaven before this, unless it’s that dull authority called poetic License, which isn’t acceptable in such a serious matter.

But the thing was necessary to Milton, who wanted to assign some cause or original of the Devil’s Rebellion; and so, as I said above, the design is well laid, it only wants two Trifles call’d Truth and History; so I leave it to struggle for itself.

But the thing was essential to Milton, who wanted to provide a reason or origin for the Devil’s Rebellion; and so, as I mentioned earlier, the plan is well thought out, it just needs two little things called Truth and History; so I let it fight for itself.

This Ground-plot being laid, he has a fair field for the Devil to play the Rebel in, for he immediately brings him in, not satisfy’d with the Exaltation of the Son of God. The case must be thus; Satan being an eminent Arch-angel, and perhaps, the highest of all the Angelic Train, hearing this Sovereign Declaration, that the Son[Pg 75] of God was declar’d to be Head or Generalissimo of all the heavenly Host, took it ill to see another put into the high station over his head, as the Soldiers call it; he, perhaps, thinking himself the senior Officer, and disdaining to submit to any but to his former immediate Sovereign; in short, he threw up his Commission, and, in order not to be compel’d to obey, revolted and broke out in open Rebellion.

This groundwork being laid, he has a perfect setting for the Devil to act like a rebel, as he immediately brings him in, not satisfied with the exaltation of the Son of God. The situation must be this: Satan, being a distinguished Archangel, and perhaps the highest of all the heavenly beings, upon hearing this sovereign declaration that the Son[Pg 75] of God was declared to be the leader of all the heavenly host, took it poorly to see another placed in such a high position over him, as soldiers would say; he perhaps thought of himself as the senior officer and refused to submit to anyone but his former direct sovereign. In short, he resigned his commission and, in order to avoid being forced to obey, revolted and openly rebelled.

All this part is a Decoration noble and great, nor is there any objection to be made against the invention, because a deduction of probable Events; but the Plot is wrong laid, as is observ’d above, because contradicted by the Scripture account, according to which Christ was declared in Heaven, not then, but from Eternity, and not declared with power, but on Earth, (viz.) in his victory over Sin and Death, by the Resurrection from the dead: so that Mr. Milton is not orthodox in this part, but lays an avow’d foundation for the corrupt Doctrine of Arius, which says, there was a time when Christ was not the Son of God.

All this part is a noble and significant decoration, and there’s no real objection to the invention since it’s based on likely events. However, the plot is poorly constructed, as noted above, because it contradicts the biblical account, which states that Christ was declared in Heaven not at that moment, but for all eternity, and not declared with power, but on Earth, specifically by his victory over Sin and Death through the Resurrection. Thus, Mr. Milton is not orthodox in this aspect, but lays a clear foundation for the corrupted Doctrine of Arius, which claims there was a time when Christ was not the Son of God.

But to leave Mr. Milton to his flights, I agree with him in this part, viz. that the wicked or sinning Angels, with the great Arch-angel at the head of them, revolted from their obedience, even in Heaven it self; that Satan began the wicked defection, and being a Chief among the heavenly Host, consequently carry’d over a great party with him, who all together rebel’d against God; that upon this Rebellion they were sentenc’d, by the righteous judgment of God, to be expel’d the holy Habitation; this, besides the authority of Scripture, we have visible testimonies of, from the Devils themselves; their influences and operations among us every day, of which Mankind are witnesses; in all the merry things they do in his name, and under his protection, in almost every scene of life they pass thro’, whether we talk of[Pg 76] things done openly or in Masquerade, things done in—or out of it, things done in earnest or in jest.

But to leave Mr. Milton to his lofty thoughts, I agree with him in this part, viz. that the wicked or sinful Angels, led by the great Archangel, turned against their obedience, even in Heaven itself; that Satan began this evil rebellion, and being a leader among the heavenly Host, he consequently took a large group with him, who all together rebelled against God; that as a result of this Rebellion, they were sentenced, by the fair judgment of God, to be cast out of the holy dwelling; this, in addition to the authority of Scripture, we have clear evidence of from the Devils themselves; their influences and actions among us every day, which Mankind witness; in all the mischievous things they do in his name, and under his protection, in almost every aspect of life they go through, whether we speak of [Pg 76] things done openly or in disguise, things done in or out of it, things done seriously or in fun.

But then, what comes of the long and bloody War that Mr. Milton gives such a full and particular account of, and the terrible Battles in Heaven between Michael with the royal Army of Angels on one hand, and Satan with his rebel Host on the other; in which he supposes the numbers and strength to be pretty near equal? but at length brings in the Devil’s Army, upon doubling their rage and bringing new engines of war into the field, putting Michael and all the faithful Army to the worst; and, in a word, defeats them? For tho’ they were not put to a plain flight, in which case he must, at least, have given an account of two or three thousand millions of Angels cut in pieces and wounded, yet he allows them to give over the fight, and make a kind of retreat; so making way for the compleat victory of the Son of God: Now this is all invention, or at least, a borrow’d thought from the old Poets, and the Fight of the Giants against Jupiter, so nobly design’d by Ovid, almost two thousand years ago; and there ’twas well enough; but whether Poetic Fancy should be allow’d to fable upon Heaven, or no, and upon the King of Heaven too, that I leave to the Sages.

But then, what happens with the long and bloody War that Mr. Milton details so thoroughly, and the terrible Battles in Heaven between Michael leading the royal Army of Angels on one side, and Satan with his rebel forces on the other; where he assumes the numbers and strength are almost equal? Eventually, he depicts the Devil’s Army, intensifying their fury and bringing new weapons to the battlefield, defeating Michael and all the loyal Army; ultimately, they are overcome? For though they didn't suffer a complete rout, in which case he would have had to report about two or three thousand millions of Angels being cut down and wounded, he admits they cease fighting and make a sort of retreat; thus paving the way for the complete victory of the Son of God: Now this is all made up, or at least a borrowed idea from the ancient Poets, and the Battle of the Giants against Jupiter, so brilliantly depicted by Ovid, nearly two thousand years ago; and that was fine then; but whether poetic imagination should be allowed to weave stories about Heaven, and about the King of Heaven as well, I leave to the scholars.

By this expulsion of the Devils, it is allow’d by most Authors, they are, ipso facto, stript of the Rectitude and Holiness of their Nature, which was their Beauty and Perfection; and being ingulph’d in the abyss of irrecoverable ruin, ’tis no matter where, from that very time they lost their Angelic beautiful Form, commenc’d ugly frightful Monsters and Devils, and became evil doers, as well as evil Spirits; fill’d with a horrid malignity and enmity against their Maker, and arm’d with a hellish resolution to shew and[Pg 77] exert it on all occasions; retaining however their exalted spirituous Nature, and having a vast extensive power of Action, all which they can exert in nothing else but doing evil, for they are entirely divested of either Power or will to do good; and even in doing evil, they are under restraints and limitations of a superior Power, which it is their Torment, and, perhaps, a great part of their Hell that they cannot break thro’.

By expelling the Devils, most authors agree that they are, ipso facto, stripped of the rectitude and holiness of their nature, which was their beauty and perfection. From that moment, being plunged into the abyss of irretrievable ruin, ’tis no matter where, they lost their angelic, beautiful form, became ugly, frightening monsters and Devils, and turned into wrongdoers, just like evil spirits; filled with a horrific malice and hostility towards their Creator, and armed with a hellish determination to display and[Pg 77] exert it at every opportunity. However, they still retain their exalted, spiritual nature and possess vast and extensive powers of action, which they can only use for doing evil, as they are completely stripped of any power or will to do good. Even in their acts of evil, they are under the constraints and limitations of a higher power, which torments them, and perhaps this is a significant part of their Hell that they cannot escape from.

 

 


Chapter. VI.

What became of the Devil and his Host of fallen Spirits after their being expell’d from Heaven, and his wandring condition till the Creation; with some more of Mr. Milton’s absurdities on that subject.

What happened to the Devil and his group of fallen Spirits after they were cast out of Heaven, and his wandering existence until the Creation; along with some more of Mr. Milton’s nonsense on that topic.

Having thus brought the Devil and his innumerable Legions to the edge of the Bottomless-pit, it remains, before I bring them to action, that some enquiry should be made into the posture of their affairs immediately after their precipitate Fall, and into the place of their immediate Residence; for this will appear to be very necessary to Satan’s History, and indeed, so as that without it, all the farther account we have to give of him, will be inconsistent and imperfect.

Having brought the Devil and his countless legions to the edge of the Bottomless Pit, it's important to look into their situation right after their sudden fall, as well as where they lived afterwards. This will be crucial for Satan's story, and without it, any further information we provide about him will be inconsistent and incomplete.

And first, I take upon me to lay down some Fundamentals, which I believe I shall be able to make out Historically, tho’, perhaps, not so Geographically as some have pretended to do.

And first, I want to set out some basics that I believe I can support historically, though, maybe not as geographically as others have claimed to do.

1. That Satan was not immediately, nor is yet lock’d down into the Abyss of a local Hell, such as is supposed by some, and such as he shall be at last; or that,

1. That Satan wasn't immediately, and still isn't, trapped in the Abyss of a local Hell, as some believe, and as he eventually will be; or that,

[Pg 78]2. If he was, he has certain liberties allowed him for excursions into the Regions of this Air, and certain spheres of action, in which he can, and does move, to do, like a very Devil as he is, all the mischief he can, and of which we see so many examples both about us and in us; in the inquiry after which, I shall take occasion to examine whether the Devil is not in most of us, sometimes, if not in all of us one time or other.

[Pg 78]2. If he is, he has certain freedoms that allow him to explore the realms of this world, and specific areas where he can and does act, doing, like a true devil that he is, all the trouble he can, and we see so many examples of that in our surroundings and within ourselves; in exploring this, I will take the opportunity to examine whether there isn't a bit of the devil in most of us, sometimes, if not in all of us at some point or another.

3. That Satan has no particular residence in this Globe or Earth where we live; that he rambles about among us, and marches over and over our whole country, he and his Devils in Camps volant; but that he pitches his grand Army or chief Encampment in our Adjacencies or Frontiers, which the Philosophers call Atmosphere; and whence he is call’d the Prince of the Power of that Element or part of the World we call Air; from whence he sends out his Spies, his Agents and Emissaries, to get intelligence, and to carry his Commissions to his trusty and well beloved Cousins and Counsellors on Earth, by which his business is done, and his affairs carried on in the World.

3. That Satan doesn’t have a specific home on this planet; he roams around among us and travels throughout our entire country, along with his demons in Camps volant; but he sets up his main army or main camp in our nearby areas or borders, which philosophers refer to as Atmosphere; and he is called the Prince of the Power of that element or part of the world we know as Air; from there, he sends out his spies, agents, and emissaries to gather information and to relay his orders to his trusted and favorite allies and advisors on Earth, through which his operations are carried out and his affairs managed in the world.

 

Here, again, I meet Mr. Milton full in my face, who will have it, that the Devil, immediately at his expulsion, roll’d down directly into a Hell proper and local; nay, he measures the very distance, at least gives the length of the journey by the time they were passing or falling, which, he says, was nine days; a good Poetical flight, but neither founded on Scripture or Philosophy; he might every jot as well have brought Hell up to the Walls of Heaven, advanc’d to receive them, or he ought to have consider’d the space which[Pg 79] is to be allow’d to any locality, let him take what part of infinite distance between Heaven and a created Hell he pleases.

Here, once again, I encounter Mr. Milton right in front of me, who insists that the Devil, right after his expulsion, immediately fell straight into a specific Hell; in fact, he even measures the exact distance, or at least provides the duration of the journey, saying it took nine days; a grand poetic idea, but not backed by Scripture or Philosophy. He could just as easily have suggested that Hell was brought up to the gates of Heaven to welcome them, or he should have thought about the amount of space[Pg 79] that needs to be considered for any location, choosing any portion of the infinite distance between Heaven and a created Hell that he likes.

But let that be as Mr. Milton’s extraordinary genius pleases to place it; the passage, it seems, is just nine days betwixt Heaven and Hell; well might Dives then see father Abraham, and talk to him too; but then the great Gulph which Abraham tells him was fix’d between them, does not seem to be so large, as according to Sir Isaac Newton, Dr. Halley, Mr. Whiston, and the rest of our Men of Science, we take it to be.

But let's leave it to Mr. Milton’s incredible talent to handle this; it seems that there’s a mere nine days separating Heaven from Hell. It’s easy to see why Dives could converse with Father Abraham. However, the vast chasm that Abraham mentions between them doesn’t appear to be as wide as we think, according to Sir Isaac Newton, Dr. Halley, Mr. Whiston, and our other scientists.

But suppose the passage to be nine Days, according to Mr. Milton, what follow’d? why Hell gap’d wide, open’d its frightful mouth, and received them all at once; millions and thousands of millions as they were, it received them all at a gulp, as we call it, they had no difficulty to go in, no, none at all.

But let's say the journey took nine days, according to Mr. Milton. What happened next? Hell yawning wide opened its terrifying mouth and swallowed them all at once; millions and billions of them, it took them all in a single gulp, as we say, they had no trouble getting in, none at all.

Facilis desensus averni, sed revocare gradum
Hoc opus hic labor est.—— Virg.

It's easy to go down a bad path, but turning back
This is the hard work here.—— Virg.

 

All this, as Poetical, we may receive, but not at all as Historical; for then come difficulties insuperable in our way, some of which may be as follow: (1.) Hell is here supposed to be a place; nay a place created for the punishment of Angels and Men, and likewise created long before those had fallen, or these had Being; this makes me say, Mr. Milton was a good Poet, but a bad Historian: Tophet was prepar’d of old, indeed, but it was for the King, that is to say, it was prepar’d for those whose lot it should be to come there; but this does not at all suppose it was prepar’d before it was resolv’d whether there should be subjects for it, or no; else we must suppose both Men and Angels were made by the glorious and upright[Pg 80] Maker of all things, on purpose for destruction, which would be incongruous and absurd.

We can appreciate all this as poetry, but not at all as history; because then we face insurmountable challenges, some of which may include the following: (1.) Hell is assumed to be a place; in fact, a place created for the punishment of angels and humans, and also created long before they had fallen or these existed; this leads me to say that Mr. Milton was a good poet, but a poor historian: Tophet was indeed prepared long ago, but it was for the King, meaning it was prepared for those destined to go there; however, this does not imply it was prepared before it was decided whether there would be subjects for it or not; otherwise, we would have to believe that both humans and angels were created by the glorious and upright[Pg 80] Maker of all things specifically for destruction, which would be incongruous and absurd.

But there is worse yet to come; in the next place he adds, that Hell having receiv’d them, clos’d upon them; that is to say, took them in, clos’d or shut its Mouth; and in a word, they were lock’d in, as it was said in another place, they were lock’d in, and the Key is carry’d up to Heaven and kept there; for we know the Angel came down from Heaven, having the Key of the Bottomless-pit; but first, see Mr. Milton.

But there’s worse to come; next, he adds that Hell received them and closed in on them; in other words, it took them in, shut its mouth, and they were locked in. As mentioned elsewhere, they were locked in, and the Key is taken up to Heaven and kept there; because we know the Angel came down from Heaven with the Key of the Bottomless Pit; but first, check out Mr. Milton.

‘Nine days they fell, confounded chaos roar’d
‘And felt ten-fold confusion in their fall:
‘——Hell at last
‘Yawning receiv’d them all, and on them clos’d;
‘Down from the verge of Heaven, eternal wrath
‘Burnt after them ——
‘Unquenchable.

‘For nine days they fell, the chaos roared
‘And felt ten times the confusion in their fall:
‘——Hell, finally
‘Opened wide to take them all, and then shut;
‘Down from the edge of Heaven, eternal wrath
‘Burned after them ——
‘Unquenchable.

 

This Scheme is certainly deficient, if not absurd, and I think is more so than any other he has laid; ’tis evident, neither Satan or his Host of Devils are, no not any of them, yet, even now, confin’d in the eternal Prison, where the Scripture says, he shall be reserved in chains of darkness. They must have mean thoughts of Hell, as a Prison, a local Confinement, that can suppose the Devil able to break Goal, knock off his Fetters, and come abroad, if he had been once lock’d in there, as Mr. Milton says he was: Now we know that he is abroad again, he presented himself before God, among his neighbours, when Job’s case came to be discours’d of; and more than that, it’s plain he was a prisoner at large, by his answer to God’s question, which was, whence comest thou? to which he answer’d, from going to and fro thro’[Pg 81] the Earth, &c. this, I say, is plain, and if it be as certain that Hell closed upon them, I demand then, how got he out? and why was there not a Proclamation for apprehending him, as there usually is, after such Rogues as break prison?

This theory is definitely lacking, if not ridiculous, and I believe it's more so than any other he's proposed; it’s clear that neither Satan nor his army of Devils are, not any of them, yet still confined in the eternal Prison, where Scripture says he will be reserved in chains of darkness. They must have a low view of Hell, as a Prison, a local confinement, to think that the Devil could escape, break out of his chains, and go free if he had once been locked in there, as Mr. Milton states he was: Now we know that he is out again, he showed up before God, along with his peers, when Job’s situation was being discussed; and more than that, it’s obvious he was a free-ranging prisoner, based on his answer to God’s question, which was, where have you come from? to which he replied, from going to and fro through[Pg 81] the Earth, etc. This is clear, and if it is just as certain that Hell has a hold on them, then I ask, how did he get out? And why wasn’t there an announcement for his capture, like there usually is for criminals who escape from prison?

In short, the true Account of the Devil’s Circumstances, since his Fall from Heaven, is much more likely to be thus: That he is more of a Vagrant than a Prisoner, that he is a Wanderer in the wild unbounded Wast, where he and his Legions, like the Hoords of Tartary, who, in the wild Countries of Karakathay, the Desarts of Barkan, Kassan, and Astracan, live up and down where they find proper; so Satan and his innumerable Legions rove about hic & ubique, pitching their Camps (being Beasts of prey) where they find the most Spoil; watching over this World, (and all the other Worlds for ought we know, and if there are any such,) I say watching, and seeking who they may devour, that is, who they may deceive and delude, and so destroy, for devour they cannot.

In short, the true story of the Devil’s situation since his fall from Heaven is much more likely to be this: He is more of a drifter than a captive, wandering through the vast, uncharted wasteland, where he and his legions roam like the hordes of Tartary, who live freely in the wild lands of Karakathay, the deserts of Barkan, Kassan, and Astracan, moving about as they please. Likewise, Satan and his countless legions roam hic & ubique, setting up camp (being predators) wherever they find the most plunder; keeping a watchful eye on this world (and potentially others, if they exist), looking for who they might devour, which means who they might deceive and mislead, leading to destruction, since they cannot actually devour.

Satan being thus confin’d to a vagabond, wandring, unsettl’d Condition, is without any certain Abode; For tho’ he has, in consequence of his Angelic Nature, a kind of Empire in the liquid Wast or Air; yet, this is certainly part of his punishment, that he is continually hovering over this inhabited Globe of Earth; swelling with the Rage of Envy, at the Felicity of his Rival, Man; and studying all the means possible to injure and ruin him; but extremely limited in Power, to his unspeakable Mortification: This is his present State, without any fix’d Abode, Place, or Space, allow’d him to rest the Sole of his Foot upon.

Satan, being stuck in a wandering, unsettled state, has no permanent home. Even though he has, due to his angelic nature, some sort of dominion over the vast expanse of Air, it is definitely part of his punishment that he is always hovering over this inhabited Earth. He is filled with envy and rage at the happiness of his rival, Man, and is constantly looking for ways to harm and destroy him; yet, he is severely limited in power, which causes him great frustration. This is his current situation: he has no fixed home, place, or space where he can rest the sole of his foot.

From his Expulsion, I take his first View of Horror to be that, of looking back towards the Heaven which he had lost; there to see the Chasm or Opening made up, out at which, as at a[Pg 82] Breach in the Wall of the holy Place, he was thrust Head-long by the Power which expel’d him; I say, to see the Breach repair’d, the Mounds built up, the Walls garison’d with millions of Angels, and arm’d with Thunders; and, above all, made terrible by that Glory from whose Presence they were expel’d, as is Poetically hinted at before.

From his expulsion, I believe his first experience of horror was looking back at the Heaven he had lost. There he saw the gap or opening that he was thrust through, like a breach in the wall of a sacred place, by the power that cast him out. I mean he saw the breach closed up, the mounds built up, the walls fortified with millions of angels, and armed with thunder. And above all, it was made terrifying by that glory from which they were expelled, as poetically suggested earlier.

Upon this sight, ’tis no wonder (if there was such a Place) that they fled till the Darkness might cover them, and that they might be out of the View of so hated a Sight.

Upon seeing this, it’s no surprise (if such a place existed) that they ran until the darkness could hide them, so they could escape the sight of something so despised.

Wherever they found it, you may be sure they pitch’d their first Camp, and began, after many a sour Reflection upon what was pass’d, to consider and think a little, upon what was to come.

Wherever they found it, you can be sure they set up their first camp and, after a lot of negative thoughts about what had happened, started to think a bit about what was coming next.

If I had as much personal Acquaintance with the Devil, as would admit it, and could depend upon the Truth of what Answer he would give me, the first Question I would ask him, should be, what Measures they resolv’d on at their first Assembly? and the next should be, how they were employ’d in all that space of Time, between their so flying the Face of their almighty Conqueror, and the Creation of Man? as for the Length of the Time, which, according to the Learn’d, was twenty thousand Years, and according to the more Learned, not half a Quarter so much, I would not concern my Curiosity much about it; ’tis most certain, there was a considerable time between, but of that immediately; first let me enquire what they were doing all that time.

If I knew the Devil personally, and could trust the truth of his answers, the first question I would ask him is what strategies they decided on at their initial meeting. The next would be how they spent all the time between fleeing from their powerful conqueror and the creation of man. As for the duration of this time, which learned people say was twenty thousand years, and even the more knowledgeable claim was less than half that, I wouldn’t be too curious about it. It’s certain there was a significant gap, but I’ll get to that later; first, I want to know what they were up to during that time.

The Devil and his Host, being thus, I say, cast out of Heaven, and not yet confin’d strictly to Hell, ’tis plain they must be some where. Satan and all his Legions did not lose their Existence, no, nor the Existence of Devils neither; God was so far from annihilating him, that he still preserv’d[Pg 83] his Being; and this not Mr. Milton only, but God himself has made known to us, having left his History so far upon record; several expressions in Scripture also make it evident, as particularly the story of Job, mentioned before; the like in our Saviour’s time, and several others.

The Devil and his followers, after being expelled from Heaven and not yet fully trapped in Hell, clearly must be somewhere. Satan and all his minions didn't cease to exist, nor did the existence of Devils; God was far from destroying him, as He continued to maintain[Pg 83] his being. This is not only evident from Mr. Milton but also from God Himself, who has left a record of this history; various passages in Scripture also confirm it, particularly the story of Job, mentioned earlier, as well as similar accounts during our Savior’s time and others.

If Hell did not immediately ingulph them, as Milton suggests, ’tis certain, I say, that they fled Somewhere, from the anger of Heaven, from the face of the Avenger; and his absence, and their own guilt, wonder not at it, would make Hell enough for them wherever they went.

If Hell didn’t swallow them up right away, as Milton suggests, it’s clear that they ran away from the wrath of Heaven, from the face of the Avenger; and his absence, along with their own guilt, don’t be surprised by it, would make anywhere they went feel like Hell.

Nor need we fly to the Dreams of our Astronomers, who take a great deal of pains to fill up the vast Spaces of the starry Heavens with innumerable habitable Worlds; allowing as many solar Systems as there are fix’d Stars, and that not only in the known Constellations, but even in Gallaxie it self; who, to every such System allow a certain number of Planets, and to every one of those Planets so many Satellites or Moons, and all these Planets and Moons to be Worlds; solid, dark, opaque Bodies, habitable, and (as they would have us believe) inhabited by the like Animals and rational Creatures as on this Earth; so that they may, at this rate, find room enough for the Devil and all his Angels, without making a Hell on purpose; nay they may, for ought I know, find a World for every Devil in all the Devil’s Host, and so every one may be a Monarch or Master-Devil, separately in his own Sphere or World, and play the Devil there by himself.

Nor do we need to rely on the dreams of our Astronomers, who go to great lengths to fill the vast spaces of the starry sky with countless habitable worlds; suggesting as many solar systems as there are fixed stars, not only in the known constellations but also in Galaxies themselves; who, for each of these systems, assign a certain number of planets and to each planet a number of satellites or moons, all of which are considered worlds—solid, dark, opaque bodies that are habitable and (as they would have us believe) populated by similar animals and rational beings as found here on Earth. This way, they might find enough space for the Devil and all his angels without intentionally creating a hell; they might, for all I know, find a world for every Devil in all the Devil’s host, allowing each one to be a monarch or Master-Devil in his own realm, freely causing trouble there on his own.

And even if this were so, it cannot be denied but that one Devil in a place would be enough for a whole systemary World, and be able, if not restrained, to do mischief enough there too, and even to ruin and overthrow the whole body of People contain’d in it.

And even if this were true, it can't be denied that one Devil in a place would be enough for an entire world and could, if not stopped, cause plenty of trouble there too, even leading to the ruin and downfall of the whole community contained within it.

[Pg 84]But, I say, we need not fly to these shifts, or consult the Astronomers in the decision of this point; for wherever Satan and his defeated Host went, at their expulsion from Heaven, we think we are certain, none of all these Beautiful Worlds, or be they Worlds or no, I mean the fix’d Stars, Planets, &c. had then any existence; for the Beginning, as the Scripture calls it, was not yet Begun.

[Pg 84]But I say we don't need to resort to these tricks or ask the Astronomers about this issue; because wherever Satan and his defeated followers ended up after being cast out of Heaven, we can be quite sure that none of these Beautiful Worlds, whether they are truly Worlds or not, I mean the fixed Stars, Planets, &c. existed at that time; because the Beginning, as Scripture calls it, hadn't even started yet.

But to speak a little by the rules of Philosophy, that is to say, so as to be understood by others, even when we speak of things we cannot fully understand ourselves: Tho’ in the Beginning of Time all this glorious Creation was form’d, the Earth, the starry Heavens, and all the Furniture thereof, and there was a Time when they were not; yet we cannot say so of the Void, or that nameless no-where, as I call’d it before, which now appears to be a some-where, in which these glorious Bodies are plac’d. That immense Space which those take up, and which they move in at this Time, must be supposed, before they had Being, to be plac’d there: As God himself was, and existed before all Being, Time, or Place, so the Heaven of Heavens, or the Place, where the Thrones and Dominions of his Kingdom then existed, inconceivable and ineffable, had an existence before the glorious Seraphs, the innumerable company of Angels which attended about the Throne of God existed; these all had a Being long before, as the Eternal Creator of them all had before them.

But to discuss this a bit according to the rules of Philosophy, meaning in a way that's understandable to others, even when we're talking about things we can't completely grasp ourselves: Although at the Beginning of Time all this magnificent Creation was formed—the Earth, the starry Heavens, and everything in it—and there was a time when they did not exist; we cannot say the same about the Void, or that unnamed no-where, as I previously referred to it, which now seems to be a some-where, where these glorious Bodies are located. The vast Space that they occupy, and in which they move now, must have been there before they had their existence: Just as God himself was and existed before all Being, Time, or Place, so too did the Heaven of Heavens, or the Place where the Thrones and Dominions of his Kingdom existed—unimaginable and ineffable—have an existence before the glorious Seraphs, and the countless company of Angels who surrounded the Throne of God existed; all of these had their Being long before the Eternal Creator of them all had come into being.

Into this void or abyss of Nothing, however unmeasurable, infinite, and even to those Spirits, themselves Inconceivable, they certainly launch’d from the bright Precipice which they fell from, and here they shifted as well as they could.

Into this emptiness or void of Nothing, no matter how immeasurable or infinite, and even to those Spirits, themselves Unthinkable, they definitely launched themselves from the bright Edge they fell from, and here they adapted as best they could.

[Pg 85]Here expanding those Wings which Fear, and Horror at their Defeat furnish’d them, as I hinted before, they hurried away to the utmost Distance possible, from the Face of God their Conqueror, and then most dreaded Enemy; formerly their Joy and Glory.

[Pg 85]Here, spreading those Wings that Fear and the Horror of their Defeat gave them, as I mentioned before, they rushed as far away as possible from the Presence of God, their Conqueror, and then their most feared Enemy; once their Joy and Glory.

Be this utmost remov’d Distance where it will, Here, certainly, Satan and all his Gang of Devils, his numberless, tho’ routed Armies retired. Here Milton might, with some good Ground, have form’d his Pandemonium, and have brought them in, consulting what was next to be done, and whether there was any room left to renew the War, or to carry on the Rebellion; but had they been cast immediately into Hell, closed up there, the Bottomless pit lock’d upon them, and the Key carried up to Heaven to be kept there, as Mr. Milton himself in part confesses, and the Scripture affirms; I say, had this been so, the Devil himself could not have been so ignorant as to think of any future Steps to be taken, to retrieve his Affairs, and therefore a Pandemonium or Divan in Hell, to consult of it, was ridiculous.

Let this far-off Distance go where it may, Here, for sure, Satan and all his Gang of Devils, his countless but beaten Armies retreated. Here Milton could have easily created his Pandemonium, bringing them together to discuss what to do next and whether there was any chance to start the War again or continue the Rebellion; but if they had been thrown straight into Hell, locked away there, the Bottomless Pit sealed tight, and the Key taken up to Heaven to be kept, as Mr. Milton partially admits, and as Scripture confirms; I say, if this had been the case, the Devil himself couldn’t have been so foolish as to think of any future moves to fix his situation, and thus a Pandemonium or council in Hell to plan it was absurd.

All Mr. Milton’s Scheme of Satan’s future Conduct, and all the Scripture Expressions about the Devil and his numerous Attendants, and of his actings since that time, make it not reasonable to suggest that the Devils were confin’d to their eternal Prison, at their Expulsion out of Heaven; But that they were in a State of Liberty to act, tho’ limited in acting, of which I shall also speak in its place.

All of Mr. Milton’s ideas about Satan’s future actions, along with the biblical references regarding the Devil and his many minions, as well as his behavior since then, make it unreasonable to claim that the Devils were locked away in their eternal prison immediately after being expelled from Heaven. Instead, it seems they were free to act, although their actions were restricted, which I will also discuss later.

 

 


Chap. VII.

Of the Number of Satan’s Host; how they came first to know of the new created Worlds, now in being, and their Measures with Mankind upon the Discovery.

On the Number of Satan's Followers; how they first learned about the newly created worlds that exist now, and their interactions with humanity upon this discovery.

Several things have been suggested to set us a calculating the number of this frightful throng of Devils, who with Satan, the Master-Devil, was thus cast out of Heaven; I cannot say, I am so much Master of Political Arithmetick as to cast up the Number of the Beast, no, nor the Number of the Beasts or Devils, who make up this Throng. St. Francis, they tell us, or some other Saint, they do not say who, ask’d the Devil once, how strong he was? for St. Francis, you must know, was very familiar with him; The Devil, it seems, did not tell him, but presently raised a great Cloud of Dust, by the help, I suppose, of a Gust of Wind, and bid that Saint count it; He was, I suppose, a Calculator, that would be call’d grave, who dividing Satan’s Troops into three Lines, cast up the Number of the Devils of all sorts in each Battalia, at ten hundred times a hundred thousand millions of the first Line, fifty millions of times as many in the second Line, and three hundred thousand times as many as both in the third Line.

Several things have been suggested to help us calculate the number of this terrifying crowd of Devils, who, along with Satan, the Master-Devil, was cast out of Heaven. I can’t say I’m skilled in Political Arithmetic enough to figure out the Number of the Beast, nor the Number of the Beasts or Devils that make up this crowd. St. Francis, or some other Saint—no one specifies who—once asked the Devil how strong he was. You should know that St. Francis was quite familiar with him. The Devil didn’t give him a straight answer but instead kicked up a huge cloud of dust, probably with the help of a gust of wind, and told that Saint to count it. He must have been quite the serious Calculator, as he divided Satan’s forces into three lines, summing up the number of Devils of all kinds in each battle group as ten hundred times a hundred thousand millions in the first line, fifty million times as many in the second line, and three hundred thousand times as many as both in the third line.

The Impertinence of this account would hardly have given it a place here, only to hint that it has always been the Opinion, that Satan’s Name may well be call’d a Noun of Multitude, and that the Devil and his Angels are certainly no[Pg 87] inconsiderable Number: It was a smart Repartee that a Venetian Nobleman made to a Priest who rallied him upon his refusing to give something to the Church, which the Priest demanded for the delivering him from Purgatory; when the Priest asking him, if he knew what an innumerable Number of Devils there were to take him? he answer’d, yes, he knew how many Devils there were in all: How many? says the Priest, his curiosity, I suppose, being rais’d by the novelty of the answer. Why ten millions five hundred and eleven thousand, six hundred and seventy five Devils and a half, says the Nobleman: A half! says the Priest, pray what kind of a Devil is that? your self, says the Nobleman, for you are half a Devil already (and will be a whole one when you come there) for you are for deluding all you deal with, and bringing us Soul and Body into your Hands, that you may be paid for letting us go again. So much for their Number.

The rudeness of this account probably wouldn't normally warrant its inclusion here, but it does suggest that it has always been believed that Satan's name could easily be seen as a name representing many, and that the Devil and his Angels certainly make up a significant number. There was a clever comeback from a Venetian Nobleman to a Priest who mocked him for not wanting to give something to the Church, which the Priest insisted was needed to save him from Purgatory. When the Priest asked him if he knew how many Devils were out to get him, he responded that he did know the total number of Devils. “How many?” asked the Priest, clearly intrigued by the unexpected response. “Why, ten million five hundred eleven thousand six hundred seventy-five Devils and a half,” replied the Nobleman. “A half?” exclaimed the Priest, curious about what that meant. “Yourself,” the Nobleman said, “because you're already half a Devil and you'll be a whole one when you get there, as you're out to deceive everyone you deal with and trap our souls and bodies in your hands so you can get paid for letting us go.” So much for their number.

Here also it would come in very aptly, to consider the state of that long interval between the Time of their Expulsion from Heaven, and the Creation of the World; and what the Posture of the Devil’s Affairs might be, during that Time. The horror of their Condition can only be conceiv’d of at a Distance, and especially by us, who being embodied Creatures, cannot fully judge of what is, or is not a Punishment to Seraphs and Spirits; But ’tis just to suppose they suffer’d all that Spirits of a Seraphic Nature were capable to sustain, consistent with their Existence; notwithstanding which they retain’d still the Hellishness of their rebellious Principles; namely, their Hatred and Rage against God, and their Envy at the Felicity of his Creatures.

Here it makes sense to consider the long period between their expulsion from Heaven and the Creation of the World, and what the Devil's situation might have been during that time. We can only imagine the horror of their condition from a distance, especially us, being physical beings, who can't fully understand what is or isn't a punishment for Seraphs and Spirits. However, it’s reasonable to assume they experienced all that spirits of a Seraphic nature could endure while still maintaining their rebellious nature, including their hatred and rage against God, as well as their envy toward the happiness of His creations.

As to how long their time might be, I shall leave that Search; no lights being given me that[Pg 88] are either probable or rational, and we have so little room to make a Judgment of it, that we may as well believe Father M——, who supposes it to be a hundred thousand Years, as those who judge it one thousand Years; ’tis enough that we are sure, it was before the Creation, how long before is not material to the Devil’s History, unless we had some Records of what happen’d to him, or was done by him in the Interval.

As for how long their time might be, I’ll leave that search; no evidence has been given to me that[Pg 88] is either likely or rational, and we have so little room to judge that we might as well believe Father M——, who thinks it’s a hundred thousand years, as those who consider it to be one thousand years; it’s enough that we know it was before the Creation, and how long before isn’t important to the Devil’s History, unless we had some records of what happened to him or what he did in the meantime.

During the wandring Condition the Devil was in at that Time, we may suppose, he and his whole Clan to be employ’d in exerting their Hatred and Rage at the Almighty, and at the Happiness of the remaining faithful Angels, by all the ways they had power to shew it.

During the wandering state the Devil was in at that time, we can assume he and his entire clan were focused on expressing their hatred and anger towards the Almighty and the happiness of the remaining faithful angels, using every means they could to show it.

From this determin’d stated Enmity of Satan and his Host against God, and at every thing that brought Glory to his Name, Mr. Milton brings in Satan, (when first he saw Adam in Paradise, and the Felicity of his Station there) swelling with Rage and Envy, and taking up a dreadful Resolution to ruin Adam and all his Posterity, meerly to disappoint his Maker of the Glory of his Creation; I shall come to speak of that in its Place.

From this determined enmity of Satan and his followers against God and everything that brought glory to His name, Mr. Milton presents Satan (when he first saw Adam in Paradise and the happiness of his situation there) filled with rage and envy, making a terrible decision to ruin Adam and all his descendants, simply to rob his Creator of the glory of His creation; I will discuss that in due time.

How Satan, in his remote Situation, got Intelligence of the Place where to find Adam out, or that any such thing as a Man was created, is Matter of just Speculation, and there might be many rational Schemes laid for it: Mr. Milton does not undertake to tell us the Particulars, nor indeed could he find room for it; perhaps, the Devil having, as I have said, a Liberty to range over the whole Void or Abyss, which we want as well a Name for, as indeed Powers to conceive of; might have discovered that the Almighty Creator had form’d a new and glorious Work, with infinite Beauty and Variety, filling[Pg 89] up the immense Wast of Space, in which he, (the Devil) and his Angels, had rov’d for so long a time, without finding any thing to work on, or to exert their Apostate Rage in against their Maker.

How Satan, in his distant position, learned about the place where Adam was, or whether a being like a Man had been created, is a matter of speculation, and there could be many reasonable theories about it. Mr. Milton doesn’t try to give us the details, nor could he fit them in; perhaps, the Devil, having, as I have said, the freedom to roam over the entire void or abyss, which we also lack a name for, as well as the ability to fully understand; might have discovered that the Almighty Creator had formed a new and glorious creation, with infinite beauty and variety, filling[Pg 89] the vast emptiness of space, where he, (the Devil) and his Angels, had wandered for such a long time without finding anything to act upon or to unleash their rebellious rage against their Maker.

That at length they found the infinite untrodden Space, on a sudden spread full with glorious Bodies, shining in self-existing Beauty, with a new, and to them unknown Lustre, call’d Light: They found these luminous Bodies, tho’ immense in Bulk, and infinite in Number, yet fixt in their wondrous Stations, regular and exact in their Motions, confin’d in their proper Orbits, tending to their particular Centers, and enjoying every one their peculiar Systems, within which was contain’d innumerable Planets with their Satellites or Moons, in which (again) a reciprocal Influence, Motion and Revolution conspired to Form the most admirable Uniformity of the whole.

That eventually they discovered the vast untrodden Space, suddenly filled with glorious Bodies, shining with self-existing Beauty and a new, unfamiliar Luster called Light: They found these luminous Bodies, though enormous in size and endless in number, yet fixed in their amazing positions, moving regularly and precisely, contained in their specific Orbits, each heading toward its unique Center, and enjoying their own distinct Systems, which contained countless Planets with their Satellites or Moons, in which (again) a mutual Influence, Motion, and Revolution worked together to create the most remarkable Uniformity of the whole.

Surprized, to be sure, with this sudden and yet glorious Work of the Almighty; for the Creation was enough, with its Lustre, even to surprize the Devils; they might reasonably be supposed to start out of their dark Retreat, and with a Curiosity not below the Seraphic Dignity; for these are some of the things which the Angels desire to look into, to take a flight thro’ all the amazing Systems of the fix’d Suns or Stars, which we see now but at a Distance, and only make Astronomical Guesses at.

Surprised, for sure, by this sudden and glorious work of the Almighty; because the Creation was so stunning that it could even astonish the Devils; they might well be expected to emerge from their dark hideouts, curious in a way that matches their celestial dignity; for these are some of the things which the Angels long to understand, to soar through all the incredible systems of the fixed suns or stars, which we can only see from afar and can only make astronomical guesses about.

Here the Devil found not subject of Wonder only, but matter to swell his revolted Spirit with more Rage, and to revive the Malignity of his Mind against his Maker, and especially against this new encrease of Glory, which to his infinite Regret was extended over the whole Wast, and which he look’d upon, as we say in human[Pg 90] Affairs, as a Pays conquis, or, if you will have it in the Language of the Devil, as an invasion upon his Kingdom.

Here, the Devil found not just a source of wonder, but also fuel to increase his rebellious anger and to reignite his resentment toward his Creator, especially regarding this new level of glory that, to his great dismay, spread across the entire wasteland. He viewed it, as we say in human affairs, as a conquered territory, or, if you prefer the Devil's words, as an invasion of his kingdom.

Here it naturally occur’d to them, in their State of Envy and Rebellion, that tho’ they could not assault the impregnable Walls of Heaven, and could no more pretend to raise War in the Place of Blessedness and Peace; yet that perhaps they might find Room in this new, and however glorious, yet inferior Kingdom or Creation, to work some despite to their great Creator, or to affront his Majesty in the Person of some of his new made Creatures; and upon this they may be justly supposed to double their Vigilance, in the survey they resolve to take of these new Worlds, however great, numberless and wonderful.

Here it naturally occurred to them, in their state of envy and rebellion, that even though they couldn't attack the impenetrable walls of heaven and could no longer pretend to wage war in a place of bliss and peace, they might still find an opportunity in this new, albeit inferior, kingdom or creation to take some revenge on their great Creator or to offend his majesty through some of his newly made creatures. Because of this, they could be justly assumed to double their vigilance as they planned to survey these new worlds, no matter how vast, countless, and incredible.

What Discoveries they may have made in the other and greater Worlds, than this Earth, we have not yet had an account; possibly they are conversant with other Parts of God’s Creation, besides this little little Globe, which is but as a Point in comparison of the Rest; and with other of God’s Creatures besides Man, who may, according to the Opinion of our Philosophers, inhabit those Worlds; but as no body knows that Part but the Devil, we shall not trouble our selves with the Enquiry.

What discoveries they might have made in the other and bigger worlds beyond this Earth, we haven't heard about yet; maybe they are familiar with other parts of God's creation besides this tiny globe, which is just a speck compared to the rest; and with other of God's creatures besides humans, who, according to the views of our philosophers, may inhabit those worlds; but since nobody knows that part except the Devil, we won't concern ourselves with the inquiry.

But ’tis very reasonable, and indeed probable, that the Devils were more than ordinarily surpriz’d at the Nature and Reason of all this glorious Creation, after they had, with the utmost Curiosity, view’d all the parts of it; The Glories of the several Systems; the immense spaces in which those glorious Bodies that were created and made part of it, were allow’d respectively to move; the innumerable fix’d Stars, as so many Suns in the Center of so many distant Solar Systems; the[Pg 91] (likewise innumerable) dark opaque Bodies receiving light, and depending upon those Suns respectively for such light, and then reflecting that light again upon and for the Use of one another; To see the Beauty and Splendor of their Forms, the Regularity of their Position, the Order and Exactness, and yet inconceivable Velocity of their Motions, the certainty of their Revolutions, and the Variety and Virtue of their Influences; and then, which was even to the Devils themselves most astonishing, That after all the rest of their Observations they should find this whole immense Work was adapted for, and made subservient to the Use, Delight and Blessing only of one poor Species, in itself small, and in Appearance contemptible; the meanest of all the Kinds supposed to inhabit so many glorious Worlds, as appeared now to be form’d; I mean, that Moon call’d the Earth, and the Creature call’d Man; that all was made for him, upheld by the wise Creator, on his account only, and would necessarily end and cease whenever that Species should end and be determin’d.

But it’s very reasonable, and actually likely, that the Devils were more than usually surprised by the Nature and Reason behind all this amazing Creation, after they had, with great Curiosity, examined all its parts; the glories of the various Systems; the vast spaces in which those magnificent Bodies, created and made part of it, were allowed to move freely; the countless fixed Stars, like so many Suns at the center of many distant Solar Systems; the[Pg 91] (also countless) dark opaque Bodies receiving light, depending on those Suns for illumination, and then reflecting that light back upon one another for their use; to see the Beauty and Splendor of their Shapes, the Regularity of their Placement, the Order and Precision, and yet inconceivable Speed of their Movements, the certainty of their Revolutions, and the Variety and Power of their Influences; and then, which was even more astonishing to the Devils themselves, that after all their Observations, they found this entire immense Work was designed for, and made to serve the Use, Delight, and Blessing only of one insignificant Species, small in itself, and seemingly worthless; the least of all the Kinds thought to inhabit so many glorious Worlds that now appeared to be formed; I mean, that Moon called the Earth, and the Creature called Man; that everything was made for him, upheld by the wise Creator, solely for his sake, and would necessarily end and cease whenever that Species ended and was determined.

That this Creature was to be found no where but (as above) in one little individual Moon; a Spot less than almost any of the Moons, which were in such great Numbers to be found attendant upon, and prescrib’d with in every System of the whole created Heavens; This was astonishing even to the Devil himself, nay the whole Clan of Devils could scarce entertain any just Ideas of the thing; Till at last Satan, indefatigable in his Search or Enquiry into the Nature and Reason of this new Work, and particularly searching into the Species of Man, whom he found God had thus plac’d in the little Globe, call’d Earth; he soon came to an Eclairicissement, or a clear Understanding of the whole. For Example,

That this creature could only be found in just one tiny little Moon; a spot smaller than almost any of the other moons that were in such vast numbers accompanying and designated within every system of the entire created sky; this was surprising even to the Devil himself. In fact, the whole clan of Devils could barely wrap their heads around it. Until finally, Satan, tireless in his search for the nature and purpose of this new creation, particularly examining the species of man, whom he discovered God had placed in the small globe called Earth; he soon arrived at an Eclairicissement, or a clear understanding of the whole. For Example,

[Pg 92]First, He found this Creature, call’d Man, was however mean and small in his Appearance, a kind of a Seraphic Species; that he was made in the very Image of God, endowed with reasonable Faculties to know Good and Evil, and possess’d of a certain thing till then unknown and unheard of even in Hell it self; that is, in the Habitation of Devils, let that be where it would, (viz.)

[Pg 92]First, He discovered that this being, called Man, looked insignificant and small, like a sort of angelic creature; that he was created in the image of God, given the ability to discern right from wrong, and possessed something that had never been known or even mentioned in Hell itself; that is, in the dwelling place of devils, wherever that may be, (viz.)

2. That God had made him indeed of the lowest and coarsest Materials, but that he had breath’d into him the Breath of Life, and that he became a living thing call’d Soul, being a kind of an extraordinary heavenly and divine Emanation; and consequently that Man, however mean and Terrestrial his Body might be, was yet, Heaven-born, in his spirituous Part compleatly Seraphic; and after a Space of Life here, (determin’d to be a state of probation) he should be translated thro’ the Regions of Death into a Life purely and truly Heavenly, and which should remain so for ever; being capable of knowing and enjoying God his Maker, and standing in his Presence, as the glorified Angels do.

2. That God had indeed created him from the lowest and roughest materials, but breathed into him the Breath of Life, making him a living being called Spirit, which was a kind of extraordinary heavenly and divine emanation; and as a result, although man's body might be humble and earthly, his spirit was, in essence, completely celestial; and after a period of life here (which was meant to be a time of testing), he would be taken through the realm of death into a life that was purely and truly heavenly, a life that would last forever; he would be capable of knowing and enjoying God, his Creator, and standing in His presence, just like the glorified angels.

3. That he had the most sublime Faculties infused into him; was capable not only of knowing and contemplating God, and which was still more, of enjoying him, as above; but (which the Devil now was not) capable of honouring and glorifying his Maker; who also had condescended to accept of Honour from him.

3. That he had the most extraordinary abilities within him; he could not only know and contemplate God, but even more, he could enjoy Him, as mentioned above; and (which the Devil was no longer able to do) he was able to honor and glorify his Creator, who had also graciously accepted honors from him.

4. And which was still more, that being of an Angelic Nature, tho’ mix’d with, and confined for the present in a Case of mortal Flesh; he was intended to be remov’d from [Pg 93]this Earth after a certain time of Life here, to inhabit that Heaven, and enjoy that very Glory and Felicity, from which Satan and his Angels had been expell’d.

4. And what’s more, being of an angelic nature, though mixed with and currently trapped in a body of mortal flesh; he was meant to be taken from [Pg 93] this Earth after a certain period of life here, to live in that Heaven and enjoy the same glory and happiness from which Satan and his angels had been expelled.

 

When he found all this, it presently occur’d to him, that God had done it all as an act of Triumph over him (Satan,) and that these Creatures were only created to people Heaven, depopulated or stript of its inhabitants by his Expulsion, and that these were all to be made Angels in the Devil’s stead.

When he discovered all of this, it immediately occurred to him that God had done it all as a Triumph over him (Satan), and that these beings were created just to fill Heaven, which had been emptied or stripped of its inhabitants by his banishment, and that these would all be made into Angels in the place of the Devil.

If this thought encreas’d his Fury and Envy, as far as Rage of Devils can be capable of being made greater; it doubtless set him on work to give a Vent to that Rage and Envy, by searching into the Nature and Constitution of this Creature, call’d Man; and to find out whether he was invulnerable, and could by no means be hurt by the Power of Hell, or deluded by his Subtilty; or whether he might be beguil’d and deluded, and so, instead of being preserv’d in Holiness and Purity, wherein he was certainly created, be brought to fall and rebell as he (Satan) had done before him; by which, instead of being transplanted into a glorious State, after this Life in Heaven, as his Maker had design’d him to be, to fill up the Angelic Choir, and supply the Place from whence he (Satan) had fallen, he might be made to fall also like him, and in a Word, be made a Devil like himself.

If this thought increased his anger and jealousy, as much as the Rage of Devils can be intensified; it definitely motivated him to express that rage and jealousy by exploring the nature and essence of this creature called Man; to discover whether he was invulnerable and could not be harmed by the power of Hell, or tricked by his cunning; or whether he could be deceived and misled, and thus, instead of being preserved in the holiness and purity for which he was undoubtedly created, be led to fall and rebel as he (Satan) had done before; by which, instead of being elevated into a glorious state after this life in Heaven, as his Creator intended him to be, to join the angelic choir and fill the place from which he (Satan) had fallen, he might also fall like him and, in short, be turned into a Devil like himself.

This convinces us that the Devil has not lost his natural Powers by his Fall; and our learned Commentator Mr. Pool is of the same Opinion; tho’ he grants that the Devil has lost his moral Power, or his Power of doing Good, which he can never recover. Vide Mr. Pool upon Acts xix. 17. where we may particularly observe,[Pg 94] when the Man possess’d with an evil Spirit flew upon the seven Sons of Scæva the Jew, who would have Exorcis’d them in the Name of Jesus, without the Authority of Jesus, or without Faith in him; He flew on them and master’d them, so that they fled out of the House from the Devil conquered, naked and wounded: But of this Power of the Devil I shall speak by it self.

This convinces us that the Devil hasn’t lost his natural powers due to his fall; and our knowledgeable commentator Mr. Pool agrees. However, he acknowledges that the Devil has lost his moral power, or his ability to do good, which he can never regain. See Mr. Pool on Acts xix. 17. where we can particularly note,[Pg 94] when the man possessed by an evil spirit attacked the seven sons of Scæva the Jew, who tried to exorcise them in the name of Jesus without the authority of Jesus or faith in him; he attacked them and overpowered them, causing them to flee from the house, defeated and stripped bare: But I will discuss this power of the Devil separately.

In a Word, and to sum up all the Devil’s Story from his first Expulsion, it stands thus: For so many Years as were between his Fall and the Creation of Man, tho’ we have no Memoirs of his particular Affairs, we have Reason to believe he was without any Manner of Employment; but a certain tormenting Endeavour to be always expressing his Rage and Enmity against Heaven; I call it tormenting, Because ever disappointed; every thought about it proving empty; every attempt towards it abortive; Leaving him only Light enough to see still more and more Reason to despair of Success; and that this made his Condition still more and more a Hell than it was before.

In short, to sum up the whole Devil's Story from his first banishment, it goes like this: For all the years between his fall and the creation of man, even though we have no records of his specific actions, we can assume he had no real purpose; instead, he was constantly trying to show his anger and hatred towards Heaven. I call it tormenting because he was always let down; every thought proving pointless, every attempt failing. This left him with just enough insight to see even more reasons to despair of ever succeeding, making his situation increasingly feel like Hell.

After a Space of Duration in this Misery, which we have no light given us to measure or judge of, He at length discovered the new Creation of Man, as above, upon which he soon found Matter to set himself to work upon, and has been busily employ’d ever since.

After a period of time in this suffering, which we have no way to measure or understand, he finally discovered the new creation of man, as mentioned above, and soon found material to work with, and he has been busy ever since.

And now indeed there may be room to suggest a Local Hell, and the Confinement of Souls (made corrupt and degenerate by him) to it, as a Place; tho’ he himself, as is still apparent by his Actings, is not yet confin’d to it; of this Hell, its Locality, Extent, Dimensions, Continuance and Nature, as it does not belong to Satan’s History, I have a good excuse for saying nothing,[Pg 95] and so put off my meddling with that, which if I would meddle with, I could say nothing of to the Purpose.

And now there might actually be a reason to suggest a Local Hell, and the confinement of Souls (made corrupt and degenerate by him) to it, as a place; even though he himself, as is still clear from his actions, is not yet confined to it. As for this Hell, its location, extent, dimensions, duration, and nature, since it doesn’t relate to Satan’s story, I have a good reason for not saying anything about it,[Pg 95] so I’ll avoid getting involved with something that, if I did engage with it, I wouldn’t be able to say anything meaningful.

 

 


Chap. VIII.

Of the Power of the Devil at the Time of the Creation of this World; whether it has not been farther straitn’d and limited since that Time, and what Shifts and Stratagems he is obliged to make use of to compass his Designs upon Mankind.

About the Devil's Power at the Time this World was Created; whether it has been further restricted and limited since then, and what tricks and schemes he has to resort to in order to achieve his goals with humanity.

Cunning Men have fabled, and tho’ it be without either Religion, Authority or physical Foundation, it may be we may like it ne’er the worse for that; that when God made the Stars and all the Heavenly Luminaries, the Devil, to mimick his Maker and insult his new Creation, made Comets, in Imitation of the fix’d Stars; but that the Composition of them being combustible, when they came to wander in the Abyss, rolling by an irregular ill-grounded Motion, they took Fire, in their Approach to some of those great Bodies of Flame, the fix’d Stars; and being thus kindled (like a Fire-work unskilfully let off) they then took wild and excentrick, as also different Motions of their own, out of Satan’s Direction, and beyond his Power to regulate ever after.

Sly Men have told tales, and even though it might lack Religion, Authority, or a solid basis, we might enjoy it just the same; that when God created the Stars and all the Heavenly Lights, the Devil, to mimic his Creator and mock his new Creation, created Comets, imitating the fixed Stars. However, since they were made of flammable material, when they drifted through the Abyss, moving in an erratic and poorly grounded way, they caught fire as they got close to some of those massive bodies of flame, the fixed Stars; and once ignited (like a firework set off carelessly), they started to move wildly and erratically, taking on new motions of their own, beyond Satan’s control and power to regulate ever since.

Let this Thought stand by it self, it matters not to our purpose whether we believe any thing of it, or no; ’tis enough to our Case, that if Satan had any such Power then, he has no such Power now, and that leads me to enquire into his more recent Limitations.

Let this thought stand on its own; it doesn't matter to our purpose whether we believe anything about it or not. It's enough for us to know that if Satan had any power like that back then, he doesn't have it now, which brings me to look into his more recent limitations.

[Pg 96]I am to suppose, he and all his Accomplices being confounded at the Discovery of the new Creation, and racking their Wits to find out the meaning of it, had at last (no matter how) discover’d the whole System, and concluded, as I have said, that the Creature, call’d Man, was to be their Successor in the Heavenly Mansions; upon which I suggest that the first Motion of Hell was to destroy this new Work, and, if possible, to overwhelm it.

[Pg 96]I assume that he and all his accomplices were shocked by the discovery of the new creation, and as they struggled to understand its significance, they eventually (no matter how) figured out the whole system. They concluded, as I mentioned earlier, that the creature called man was to be their successor in the heavenly realm; because of this, I propose that the first action of hell was to destroy this new creation and, if possible, to overwhelm it.

But when they came to make the Attempt, they found their Chains were not long enough, and that they could not reach to the Extremes of the System: They had no Power either to break the Order, or stop the Motion, dislocate the Parts, or confound the Situation of Things; they traversed, no doubt, the whole Work, visited every Star, landed upon every Solid, and sail’d upon every Fluid in the whole Scheme, to see what Mischief they could do.

But when they tried to go for it, they realized their chains weren't long enough, and they couldn't reach the farthest parts of the system. They had no power to disrupt the order, stop the motion, rearrange the pieces, or confuse the situation. They certainly explored the entire work, visited every star, landed on every solid, and sailed on every fluid in the whole plan to see what trouble they could cause.

Upon a long and full Survey, they came to this Point in their Enquiry, that in short they could do nothing by Force; that they could not displace any Part, annihilate any Atom, or destroy any Life in the whole Creation; but that as Omnipotence had created it, so the same Omnipotence had arm’d it at all Points against the utmost Power of Hell, had made the smallest Creature in it invulnerable, as to Satan; so that without the Permission of the same Power which had made Heaven, and conquer’d the Devil, he could do nothing at all, as to destroying any thing that God had made, no, not the little diminutive thing call’d Man, who Satan saw so much reason to hate, as being created to succeed him in Happiness in Heaven.

After a thorough investigation, they reached this conclusion in their inquiry: in short, they realized they could do nothing through force; they couldn't remove any part, wipe out any atom, or destroy any life in all of creation. Just as Omnipotence had created it, that same Omnipotence had equipped it at every level against the greatest power of Hell, making even the smallest creature invulnerable to Satan. Without the permission of the same power that created Heaven and defeated the Devil, he could do nothing at all in terms of destroying anything that God had made, not even the tiny being called Man, whom Satan hated so much for being created to take his place in happiness in Heaven.

Satan found him placed out of his Power to hurt, or out of his Reach to touch; and here, by the way, appears the second Conquest of Heaven over the Devil; that having plac’d his Rival, as it[Pg 97] were, just before his Face, and shew’d the hateful sight to him, he saw written upon his Image, Touch him if you dare.

Satan found him beyond his ability to harm or out of his reach to touch; and here, by the way, we see the second victory of Heaven over the Devil; that by placing his rival, as it were, right in front of him and showing that loathed sight to him, he saw written across his image, Touch him if you dare.

It cannot be doubted, but, had it not been thus, Man is so far from being a Match for the Devil, that one of Satan’s least Imps or Angels could destroy all the Race of them in the World, ay World and all in a moment;

It can't be denied that if it weren't for this, humanity is so far from being a match for the Devil that one of Satan's smallest imps or angels could wipe out the entire human race in the world, and the world itself, in an instant;

As he is Prince of the Power of the Air, taking the Air for the Elementary World, how easily could he, at one Blast, sweep all the Surface of the Earth into the Sea, or drive weighty immense Surges of the Ocean over the whole Plane of the Earth, and deluge the Globe at once with a Storm? Or how easily could he, who, by the Situation of the Empire, must be supposed able to manage the Clouds, draw them up, in such Position as should naturally produce Thunders and Lightnings, cause those Lightnings to blast the Earth, dash in Pieces all the Buildings, burn all the populous Towns and Cities, and lay wast the World;

As the Prince of the Power of the Air, controlling Air as the Elementary World, how effortlessly could he, with a single Blast, sweep the entire Surface of the Earth into the Sea, or unleash massive, powerful Waves of the Ocean across the whole Earth, flooding the Globe in an instant with a Storm? Or how easily could he, given the nature of his Empire, be assumed to manage the Clouds, position them to create natural Thunder and Lightning, cause those Lightning strikes to devastate the Earth, shatter all the Buildings, incinerate all the crowded Towns and Cities, and ruin the World?

At the same time he might command suited Quantities of sublimated Air to burst out of the Bowels of the Earth, and overwhelm and swallow up, in the opening Chasms, all the Inhabitants of the Globe?

At the same time, he could order suitable amounts of purified air to burst out from the depths of the Earth and engulf all the inhabitants of the world in the opening chasms?

In a Word, Satan left to himself as a Devil, and to the Power, which by virtue of his Seraphic Original he must be vested with, was able to have made Devilish Work in the World, if by a superior Power he was not restrain’d.

In a Word, Satan alone as a Devil, and with the Power that he must have due to his Seraphic Origin, could have done terrible things in the world, if he hadn't been restrained by a higher Power.

But there is no doubt, at least to me, but that with his fall from Heaven, as he lost the Rectitude and Glory of his Angelic Nature, I mean his Innocence, so he lost the Power too that he had before; and that when he first commenc’d Devil, he received the Chains of Restraint too, as the Badge of his Apostacy, viz. a general[Pg 98] Prohibition, to do any thing to the Prejudice of this Creation, or to act any thing by Force or Violence without special Permission.

But there’s no doubt, at least for me, that when he fell from Heaven, he lost the integrity and glory of his angelic nature, meaning his innocence, and along with that, he also lost the power he had before; and when he first became the Devil, he was given the chains of restraint as a sign of his rebellion, i.e. a general[Pg 98] prohibition against doing anything that harms this Creation or acting with force or violence without specific permission.

This Prohibition was not sent him by a Messenger, or by an Order in Writing, or proclaimed from Heaven by a Law; but Satan, by a strange, invisible and unaccountable Impression felt the Restraint within him; and at the same time that his moral Capacity was not taken away, yet his Power of exerting that Capacity felt the Restraint, and left him unable to do, even what he was able to do at the same time.

This prohibition wasn't delivered to him by a messenger, in writing, or declared from above by a law; instead, Satan, through a strange, invisible, and inexplicable impression, created a sense of restraint within him. While his moral capacity wasn't removed, his ability to act on that capacity felt restricted, leaving him unable to do even what he could otherwise do at the same time.

I make no question, but the Devil is sensible of this Restraint, that is to say, not as it is a restraint only, or as an effect of his Expulsion from Heaven; But as it prevents his Capital Design against Man, who, for the Reason I have given already, he entertains a mortal Hatred of, and would destroy with all his Heart, if he might; and therefore, like a chain’d Mastiff, we find him oftentimes making a horrid hellish Clamour and Noise, barking and howling, and frighting the People, letting them know, that if he was loose he would tear them in pieces; but at the same time his very Fury shakes his Chain, which lets them know, to their Satisfaction, he can only Bark, but cannot Bite.

I have no doubt that the Devil is aware of this restriction. It's not just a restriction on him or a result of his expulsion from Heaven; it also stops him from carrying out his main plan against humanity, whom he hates deeply and would love to destroy if he could. So, like a chained guard dog, we often see him making a terrible racket, barking and howling to scare people, letting them know that if he were free, he would rip them apart. But at the same time, his rage only shakes his chain, showing them that he can only bark but cannot bite.

Some are of Opinion that the Devil is not restrain’d so much by the superior Power of his Sovereign and Maker; but that all his milder Measures with Man are the effect of a political Scheme, and done upon mature Deliberation; that it was resolved to act thus, in the great Council or P——t of Devils, call’d upon this very Occasion, when they first were inform’d of the Creation of Man; and especially when they considered what kind of Creature he was, and what might probably be the Reason of making him, (viz.) to fill up the Vacancies in Heaven; I say, that then the[Pg 99] Devils resolv’d, that it was not for their Interest to fall upon him with Fury and Rage, and so destroy the Species, for that this would be no Benefit at all to them, and would only cause another original Man to be created; for that they knew God could, by the same Omnipotence, form as many new Species of Creatures as he pleased; and, if he thought fit, create them in Heaven too, out of the Reach of Devils or evil Spirits, and that therefore, to destroy Man would no way answer their End.

Some believe that the Devil isn't held back so much by the greater power of his master and creator, but that his more gentle approaches toward humans are part of a strategic plan, carefully thought out. It was decided in the grand Council of Devils, called for this very occasion, when they first learned about the creation of humans; especially when they considered what kind of beings they were and what the purpose of creating them might be, namely to fill the vacancies in Heaven. At that moment, the [Pg 99] Devils concluded that it wasn't in their best interest to attack humanity with fury and rage, as that would only lead to the destruction of the human race, which wouldn’t benefit them at all but would simply result in the creation of another original human. They understood that God, with His omnipotence, could create as many new species as He wanted; and if He chose, He could even create them in Heaven, out of reach of the Devils or evil spirits, so destroying humans wouldn't serve their purpose at all.

On the other hand, examining strictly the Mould of this new made Creature, and of what Materials he was form’d; how mixt up of a Nature convertible and pervertible, capable indeed of infinite Excellence, and consequently of eternal Felicity; but subject likewise to Corruption and Degeneracy, and consequently to eternal Misery; That instead of being fit to supply the Places of Satan and his rejected Tribe (the expell’d Angels) in Heaven, and filling up the Thrones or Stalls in the Celestial Choir, they might, if they could but be brought into Crime, become a Race of Rebels and Traytors like the rest; and so come at last to keep them Company, as well in the Place of eternal Misery, as in the Merit of it, and in a Word, become Devils instead of Angels.

On the other hand, if we look closely at the make-up of this newly created being and the materials he was formed from; how he is a mix of a nature that can be changed and corrupted, capable of endless greatness and, therefore, of lasting happiness; but also subject to decay and decline, and thus to endless suffering; instead of being fit to take the place of Satan and his banished group (the cast-out angels) in Heaven and to fill the thrones or seats in the Celestial Choir, they might, if they could just be led into wrongdoing, become a race of rebels and traitors like the others; and ultimately end up joining them both in the realm of eternal suffering and in its deservedness, and in short, become devils instead of angels.

Upon this Discovery, I say, they found it infinitely more for the Interest of Satan’s infernal Kingdom, to go another way to work with Mankind, and see if it were possible, by the strength of all their infernal Wit and Counsels, to lay some Snare for him, and by some Stratagem to bring him to eternal Ruin and Misery.

Upon this discovery, I say, they found it much more beneficial for Satan’s hellish kingdom to approach humanity in a different way and see if it was possible, using all their wicked intelligence and plans, to set a trap for him and through some cunning scheme bring him to everlasting ruin and misery.

This being then approv’d as their only Method, (and the Devil shew’d he was no Fool in the Choice) he next resolv’d that there was no time to be lost; that it was to be set about immediately, before the[Pg 100] Race was Multiplied, and by that means the Work be not made greater only, but perhaps the more difficult too; accordingly the diligent Devil went instantly about it, agreeably to all the Story of Eve and the serpent, as before; the belief of which, whether historically or allegorically, is not at all obstructed by this Hypothesis.

This was then accepted as their only method, and the Devil proved to be smart in the choice. He then decided that there was no time to waste; it needed to be done right away, before the[Pg 100] race multiplied, making the task not only bigger but possibly more difficult too. So, the diligent Devil got to work immediately, in line with the story of Eve and the serpent, just as before. Whether you see it as a historical fact or an allegory doesn’t really get in the way of this idea.

I do not affirm that this was the Case at first, because being not present in that black Divan, at least not that I know of, for who knows where he was or was not in his pre-existent State? I cannot be positive in the Resolve that past there; but except for some very little Contradiction, which we find in the sacred Writings, I should, I confess, incline to believe it Historically; and I shall speak of those things which I call Contradictions to it more largely hereafter.

I can't say for sure that this was the case at first, since I wasn't present in that dark Divan, at least not that I'm aware of, because who knows where he was or wasn't in his pre-existent state? I can't be certain about what happened there; but aside from a few minor contradictions we see in the sacred writings, I would, to be honest, lean towards believing it as history. I will discuss those contradictions in more detail later on.

In the mean time, be it one way or other, that is to say, either that Satan had no Power to have proceeded with Man by Violence, and to have destroy’d him as soon as he was made; or that he had the Power, but chose rather to proceed by other Methods to deceive and debauch him; I say, be it which you please, I am still of the Opinion that it really was not the Devil’s Business to destroy the Species; that it would have been nothing to the purpose, and no Advantage at all to him, if he had done it; for that, as above, God could immediately have created another Species to the same end, whom he either could have made invulnerable, and not subject to the Devil’s Power, or remov’d him out of Satan’s Reach, plac’d him out of the Devil’s Ken, in Heaven or some other Place, where the Devil could not come to hurt him; and that therefore it is infinitely more his Advantage, and more suited to his real Design of defeating the End of Man’s Creation, to debauch him and make a Devil of him,[Pg 101] that he may be rejected like himself, and increase the infernal Kingdom and Company in the Lake of Misery in æternum.

In the meantime, whether it was one way or another, that is to say, either that Satan had no power to harm man violently and destroy him as soon as he was created, or that he had the power but chose instead to deceive and corrupt him through other means, I still believe that it wasn’t really the Devil's goal to destroy humanity. Doing so would’ve served no purpose and wouldn’t have benefited him at all; because, as mentioned earlier, God could have immediately created another species for the same purpose, one that He could have made invulnerable and not subject to the Devil’s power, or removed from Satan's reach, placing it out of the Devil's sight, in Heaven or some other location where the Devil couldn’t harm it. Therefore, it’s far more advantageous for him, and aligns better with his actual agenda of thwarting the purpose of man's creation, to corrupt him and turn him into a Devil, so he may be rejected like himself and contribute to expanding the infernal kingdom and society in the Lake of Misery forever. [Pg 101]

It may be true, for ought I know, that Satan has not the Power of Destruction put into his Hand, and that he cannot take away the Life of a Man: and it seems probable to be so, from the Story of Satan and Job, when Satan appear’d among the Sons of God, as the Text says, Job i. 6. Now when God gave such a Character of Job to him, and ask’d him if he had consider’d his Servant Job, ℣ 8. why did not the Devil go immediately and exert his Malice against the good Man at once, to let his Maker see what would become of his Servant Job in his Distress? On the contrary, we see he only answers by shewing the Reason of Job’s good Behaviour; that it was but common Gratitude for the Blessing and Protection he enjoy’d, ℣ 10. and pleading that if his Estate was taken away, and he was expos’d as he (Satan) was, to be a beggar and a Vagabond, going to and fro in the Earth, and walking up and down therein, he should be a very Devil too, like himself, and curse God to his Face.

It might be true, for all I know, that Satan doesn't have the power of destruction in his hands and that he can't take away a person's life. This seems likely based on the story of Satan and Job, where Satan appeared among the sons of God, as the text says in Job 1:6. When God praised Job and asked Satan if he had considered His servant Job, verse 8, why didn't the Devil immediately act on his malice against the good man to show his Maker what would happen to Job in his suffering? Instead, he only responds by explaining why Job behaves well; it’s just common gratitude for the blessings and protection he enjoys, verse 10. He argues that if Job's possessions were taken away and he was left to beg and wander like he (Satan) is, going to and fro in the earth, and walking up and down therein, he would also become a Devil, like himself, and curse God to His face.

Upon this, the Text says, that God answered ℣ 11. Behold all that he hath is in thy Power; now ’tis plain here, that God gave up Job’s Wealth and Estate, nay his Family, and the Lives of his Children and Servants into the Devil’s Power; and accordingly, like a true merciless Devil, as he is, he destroy’d them all; he mov’d the Sabeans to fall upon the Oxen and the Asses, and carry them off; he mov’d the Chaldeans to fall upon the Camels and the Servants, to carry off the first, and murther the last; he made Lightning flash upon the poor Sheep, and kill them all; and he blow’d his House down upon his poor Children, and buried them all in the Ruins.

Upon this, the text says that God answered ℣ 11. Look, everything he has is in your control; it’s clear here that God handed over Job’s wealth and property, even his family, and the lives of his children and servants into the Devil’s power; and true to form, as a ruthless Devil, as he is, he destroyed them all; he got the Sabeans to attack the oxen and donkeys and take them away; he got the Chaldeans to raid the camels and the servants, stealing the former and murdering the latter; he caused lightning to strike the poor sheep and kill them all; and he knocked down the house on his poor children, burying them all in the rubble.

[Pg 102]Now here is (1.) a Specimen of Satan’s good Will to Mankind, and what Havock the Devil would make in the World, if he might; and here is a Testimony too, that he could not do this without leave; so that I cannot but be of the Opinion he has some Limitations, some Bounds set to his natural Fury; a certain Number of Links in his Chain, which he cannot exceed, or, in a Word, that he cannot go a Foot beyond his Tether.

[Pg 102]Now here is (1.) an example of Satan’s good intentions for humanity, and what destruction the Devil would cause in the world if he could; and here is also proof that he cannot do this without permission; so I can’t help but think he has some limitations, some boundaries set to his natural rage; a certain number of links in his chain that he cannot break, or in short, that he cannot go a step beyond his Tether.

The same kind of Evidence we have in the Gospel, Matth. viii. 31. where Satan could not so much as possess the filthiest and meanest of all Creatures, the Swine, till he had ask’d leave; and that still, to shew his good Will, as soon as he had gotten leave, he hurried them all into the Sea and choak’d them; these, I say, are some of the Reasons why I am not willing to say, the Devil is not restrain’d in Power; but on the other side, we are told of so many mischievous things the Devil has done in the World, by virtue of his Dominion over the Elements, and by other Testimonies of his Power, that I don’t know what to think of it; tho’, upon the whole, the first is the safest Opinion; for if we should believe the last, we might, for ought I know, be brought, like the American Indians, to worship him at last, that he may do us no Harm.

The same type of evidence we find in the Gospel, Matthew viii. 31, shows that Satan couldn't even possess the most wretched and lowly of all creatures, the pigs, until he asked for permission. And to demonstrate his intent, as soon as he got the go-ahead, he rushed them all into the sea and drowned them. These are some reasons why I am hesitant to claim that the Devil is not restrained in power. On the other hand, there are many destructive things the Devil has done in the world due to his control over the elements and other evidence of his power, which leaves me uncertain. However, on the whole, it seems safer to lean toward the first perspective; because if we were to accept the latter, we might, like the American Indians, end up worshiping him in the end just to keep him from causing us harm.

And now I have nam’d those People in America, I confess it would go a great way in favour of Satan’s Generosity, as well as in Testimony of his Power, if we might believe all the Accounts, which indeed Authors are pretty well agreed in the Truth of, namely, of the Mischiefs the Devil does in those Countries, where his Dominion seems to be establish’d; how he uses them when they deny him the Homage he claims of them as his Due; what Havock and Combustion he makes[Pg 103] among them; and how Beneficent he is (or at least negative in his Mischiefs) when they Appease him by their hellish Sacrifices.

And now that I've named those people in America, I admit it would greatly support the idea of Satan’s generosity and showcase his power if we could believe all the accounts that authors broadly agree are true, specifically about the damage the Devil causes in those areas where his control seems established; how he manipulates them when they refuse to give him the homage he insists is owed; the chaos and destruction he creates[Pg 103] among them; and how he is either beneficial (or at least not actively harmful) when they appease him with their dark sacrifices.

Likewise we see a Test of his wicked Subtilty in his Management of those dark Nations, when he was more immediately worship’d by them; namely, the making them believe that all their good Weather, Rains, Dews, and kind Influences upon the Earth, to make it fruitful, was from Him; whereas they really were the common Blessings of a higher Hand, and came not from him, the Devil, but from him that made the Devil, and made him a Devil or fallen Angel by his Curse.

Likewise, we see a test of his wicked cunning in how he managed those dark nations when he was directly worshipped by them. He made them believe that all their good weather, rain, dew, and favorable conditions for the earth to be fruitful came from him. In reality, these were common blessings from a higher power and did not come from him, the Devil, but from the one who created the Devil and made him a Devil or fallen angel through his curse.

But to go back to the Method the Devil took with the first of Mankind; ’tis plain the Policy of Hell was right, tho’ the Execution of the Resolves they took did not fully answer their End neither; For Satan fastening upon poor, proud, ridiculous Mother Eve, as I have said before, made presently a true Judgment of her Capacities, and of her Temper; took her by the right Handle, and soothing her Vanity (which is to this Day the softest Place in the Head of all the Sex) wheedl’d her out of her Senses, by praising her Beauty, and promising to make her a Goddess.

But to return to the method the Devil used with the first humans; it’s clear that Hell’s strategy was effective, although the way they carried out their plans didn’t fully achieve their goals either. For Satan zeroed in on poor, proud, ridiculous Mother Eve, as I mentioned before, quickly assessing her abilities and temperament; he approached her in the right way and, by flattering her vanity (which remains the weakest spot in the minds of all women), he manipulated her into losing her senses by complimenting her beauty and promising to make her a Goddess.

The foolish Woman yielded presently, and that we are told is the Reason why the same Method so strangely takes with all her Posterity (viz.) that you are sure to prevail with them, if you can but once persuade them that you believe they are Witty and Handsome; for the Devil, you may observe, never quits any Hold he gets, and having once found a way into the Heart, always takes care to keep the Door open, that any of his Agents may enter after him without any more Difficulty: Hence the same Argument, especially the last, has so bewitching an Influence on the Sex, that they rarely deny you any thing, after they are but weak[Pg 104] enough and vain enough to accept of the Praises you offer them on that Head; on the other hand you are sure they never forgive you the unpardonable Crime of saying they are Ugly or Disagreeable: It is suggested that the first Method the Devil took to insinuate all those fine things into Eve’s giddy Head, was by creeping close to her one Night, when she was asleep, and laying his Mouth to her Ear, whispering all the fine things to her, which he knew would set her Fancy a Tip-toe, and so made her receive them involuntarily into her Mind; knowing well enough that when she had form’d such Ideas in her Soul, however they came there, she would never be quiet till she had work’d them up to some extraordinary thing or other.

The foolish Woman quickly gave in, and this is said to be the reason why the same approach strangely works so well with all her descendants: you’re sure to succeed with them if you can just convince them that you think they’re clever and attractive. The Devil, as you may notice, never lets go of any grip he has, and once he finds a way into someone’s heart, he always makes sure to leave the door open so that any of his followers can enter without any trouble. Because of this, the same argument, especially the last one, has such a captivating influence on women that they rarely refuse you anything once they’re just weak enough and vain enough to accept the compliments you give them on that topic. On the other hand, they certainly never forgive you for the unforgivable crime of saying they’re ugly or unpleasant. It’s suggested that the first way the Devil managed to sneak all those flattering ideas into Eve’s silly head was by sneaking up to her one night while she was asleep, laying his mouth to her ear, and whispering all the lovely things he knew would make her excited, thus making her take them in involuntarily. He knew very well that once she had formed such ideas in her soul, no matter how they got there, she wouldn’t be at peace until she had turned them into something extraordinary.

It was evident what the Devil aim’d at, namely, that she should break in upon the Command of God, and so having corrupted her self, bring the Curse upon her self and all her Race, as God had threatn’d; but why the Pride of Eve should be so easily tickled by the Motion of her exquisite Beauty, when there then was no prospect of the use or want of those Charms? that indeed makes a kind of Difficulty here, which the learn’d have not determined. For,

It was clear what the Devil was after, specifically, that she should go against the Command of God, and by corrupting herself, bring the Curse upon herself and all her descendants, as God had warned; but why Eve's Pride was so easily stirred by the allure of her own exquisite Beauty, when there was no need or desire for those charms, creates a kind of puzzle that scholars have yet to solve. For,

1. If she had been as Ugly as the Devil, she had no body to rival her, so that she need not fear Adam should leave her and get another Mistress.

1. Even if she had been as ugly as the Devil, there was no one to compete with her, so she didn’t have to worry about Adam leaving her for another woman.

2. If she had been Bright and Beautiful as an Angel, she had no other Admirer but poor Adam, and he could have no room to be jealous of her, or afraid she should cuckold him; so that in short, Eve had no such Occasion for her Beauty, nor could she make any use of it either to a bad purpose or to a good, and therefore I believe the Devil, who is too[Pg 105] cunning to do any thing that signifies Nothing, rather tempted her by the Hope of encreasing her Wit, than her Beauty.

2. Even if she had been radiant and beautiful like an angel, she had no other admirer besides poor Adam, and he had no reason to feel jealous or worry that she would cheat on him. In short, Eve had no need for her beauty, nor could she use it for either a bad or good purpose. Therefore, I believe that the Devil, who is too[Pg 105] clever to waste effort on something pointless, tempted her instead with the promise of increasing her intelligence, rather than her beauty.

 

But to come back to the Method of Satan’s tempting her, viz. by whispering to her in her sleep; ’twas a cunning Trick, that’s the Truth of it, and by that means he certainly set her Head a madding after Deism, and to be made a Goddess, and then back’d it by the subtle talk he had with her afterward.

But to return to the way Satan tempted her, namely by whispering to her while she slept; it was a clever trick, that's the truth of it, and through that, he certainly drove her to obsess over Deism and wanting to be made a Goddess, and then he supported it with the sly conversation he had with her afterward.

I am the more particular upon this Part, because, however the Devil may have been the first that ever practised it, yet I can assure him the Experiment has been tried upon many a Woman since, to the wheedling her out of her Modesty, as well as her Simplicity; and the Cunning Men tell us still, that if you can come at a Woman when she is in a deep sleep, and Whisper to her close to her Ear, she will certainly Dream of the Thing you say to her, and so will a Man too.

I focus on this part because, although the Devil might have been the first to try it, I can assure him that many women have fallen victim to it since, losing both their modesty and innocence. The clever people still say that if you can get close to a woman while she’s in a deep sleep and whisper in her ear, she will definitely dream about what you say, and the same goes for a man.

Well, be this so to her Race or not, it was it seems so to her; for she wak’d with her Head fill’d with pleasing Ideas, and as some will have it, unlawful Desires; such, as to be sure she never had entertain’d before; These are supposed to be fatally infused in her Dream, and suggested to her waking Soul, when the Organ Ear which convey’d them was doz’d and insensible; strange Fate of sleeping in Paradise! that whereas we have Notice but of two Sleeps there, that in one a Woman should go out of him, and in the other, the Devil should come into her.

Well, whether that was true for her race or not, it seems it was true for her; because she woke up with her head filled with pleasant thoughts, and as some say, forbidden desires—such things she had never entertained before. These are believed to have been fatally infused into her dream and suggested to her waking soul when the organ that received them was asleep and unresponsive; a strange fate to be sleeping in Paradise! We only have accounts of two sleeps there, one where a Woman came out of him, and the other where the Devil came into her.

Certainly, when Satan first made the Attempt upon Eve, he did not think he should have so easily conquered her, or have brought his Business about so soon; the Devil himself could not have imagined she should have been so soon brought[Pg 106] to forget the Command given, or at least who gave it, and have ventur’d to transgress against him, and made her forget that God had told her, it should be Death to her to touch it; and above all, that she should aspire to be as wise as him, who was so ignorant before, as to believe it was for fear of her being like himself, that he had forbid it her.

Certainly, when Satan first approached Eve, he didn’t expect to conquer her so easily or to achieve his goal so quickly; even the Devil himself couldn’t have imagined she would forget the command given, or at least who gave it, and would dare to disobey him. She even forgot that God had told her that touching it would mean death for her; and above all, that she should aspire to be as wise as someone who was previously so ignorant that he thought it was out of fear of her becoming like him that he had forbidden it. [Pg 106]

Well might she be said to be the weaker Vessel, tho’ Adam himself had little enough to say for his being the stronger of the two, when he was over-persuaded (if it were done by Persuasion) by his Wife to do the same thing.

Well might she be called the weaker vessel, though Adam himself didn’t have much to say for being the stronger of the two when he was convinced (if that’s what it was) by his wife to do the same thing.

And mark how wise they were after they had Eaten, and what Fools they both acted like, even to one another; nay, even all the Knowledge they attain’d to by it was, for ought I see, only to know that they were Fools, and to be sensible both of Sin and Shame; and see how simply they acted, I say, upon their having committed the Crime, and being detected in it.

And notice how wise they seemed after they had eaten, and how foolish they both acted, even towards each other; indeed, all the knowledge they gained from it was, as far as I can see, just to realize that they were fools and to be aware of both Sin and Shame; and see how naively they reacted after committing the crime and being caught.

‘View them to Day conversing with their God,
‘His Image both enjoy’d and understood,
To Morrow skulking with a sordid Flight,
‘Among the Bushes from the Infinite,
‘As if that Power was blind, which gave them Sight;
‘With senseless Labour Tagging Fig-Leaf Vests,
‘To hide their Bodies from the sight of Beasts.
‘Hark! how the Fool pleads faint, for forfeit Life,
‘First he reproaches Heaven, and then his Wife;
The Woman which thou gav’st as if the Gift
‘Could rob him of the little Reason left,
‘A weak Pretence to shift his early Crime,
[Pg 107]‘As if accusing her would excuse him;
‘But thus encroaching Crime dethrones the Sense,
‘And intercepts the Heavenly Influence,
‘Debauches Reason, makes the Man a Fool,
‘And turns his active Light to Ridicule.

"Look at them today, talking with their God,
‘They both enjoy and understand His image,
Tomorrow hiding in a shameful retreat,
‘Among the bushes from the Infinite,
‘As if that Power were blind, which gave them sight;
‘With pointless effort, sewing fig-leaf clothes,
‘To cover their bodies from the eyes of animals.
“Listen! How the fool desperately begs for his life,
‘First he blames Heaven, and then his wife;
The woman you gave me as if the gift
‘Could take away the little reason he had left,
‘A flimsy excuse to dodge his early crime,
[Pg 107]‘As if blaming her would excuse him;
‘But this encroaching crime undermines his sense,
‘And stops the divine influence,
‘Corrupts reason, makes the man a fool,
‘And turns his guiding light to ridicule.

 

It must be confess’d that it was unaccountable Degeneracy, even of their common Reasoning, which Adam and Eve both fell into upon the first committing the Offence of taking the forbidden Fruit: If that was their being made as Gods, it made but a poor Appearance in its first coming, to hide their Nakedness when there was no body to see them, and cover themselves among the Bushes from their Maker; but thus it was, and this the Devil had brought them to, and well might he, and all the Clan of Hell, as Mr. Milton brings them in, laugh and triumph over the Man after the Blow was given, as having so egregiously abused and deluded them both.

It must be acknowledged that there was an inexplicable decline in their common reasoning that both Adam and Eve experienced when they first committed the offense of eating the forbidden fruit. If their transformation into god-like beings was supposed to be significant, it certainly looked trivial at first, trying to hide their nakedness when no one was around and covering themselves with bushes from their Creator. But that's how it was, and this was what the Devil led them to, and it’s no surprise that he and all the forces of Hell, as Mr. Milton describes, would laugh and celebrate over humanity after the fall, having so profoundly misled and deceived them both.

But here, to be sure, began the Devil’s new Kingdom; as he had now seduc’d the two first Creatures, he was pretty sure of Success upon all the Race, and therefore prepar’d to attack them also, as soon as they came on; nor was their encreasing Multitude any Discouragement to his Attempt, but just the contrary; for he had Agents enough to employ, if every Man and Woman that should be born was to want a Devil to wait upon them, separately and singly to seduce them; whereas some whole Nations have been such willing subjects to him, that one of his Seraphic Imps may, for ought we know, have been enough to guide a whole Country; the People being entirely subjected to his Government for many Ages; as in America, for example, where some will have it, that he convey’d the first Inhabitants, at least[Pg 108] if he did not, we don’t well know who did, or how they got thither.

But here, for sure, started the Devil’s new Kingdom; since he had now seduced the first two Creatures, he was pretty confident about his success with the entire human race, and so he got ready to go after them too as soon as they arrived; their growing numbers didn't discourage him at all, but the opposite; he had enough agents to manage, even if every man and woman born needed a Devil to tempt them, individually and separately; in fact, some whole nations have been so willing to submit to him that one of his Seraphic Imps could, for all we know, have been enough to lead an entire country; the people being completely under his control for many ages; as in America, for example, where some claim that he brought the first inhabitants there, at least[Pg 108] if he didn't, we really don't know who did or how they got there.

And how came all the Communication to be so entirely cut off between the Nations of Europe and Africa, from whence America must certainly have been peopl’d, or else the Devil must have done it indeed? I say, how came the Communication to be so entirely cut off between them, that except the time, whenever it was, that People did at first reach from one to the other, none ever came back to give their Friends any account of their Success, or invite them to follow? Nor did they hear of one another afterwards, as we have Reason to think: Did Satan politically keep them thus asunder, lest News from Heaven should reach them, and so they should be recover’d out of his Government? We cannot tell how to give any other rational Account of it, that a Nation, nay a Quarter of the World, or as some will have it be, half the Globe, should be peopled from Europe or Africa, or both, and no body ever go after them, or come back from them in above three thousand years after.

And how did all communication get completely cut off between the nations of Europe and Africa, from which America must have surely been populated, or else the Devil must have done it? I ask, how did the communication get so completely severed between them that, except for when people first managed to reach from one to the other, no one ever returned to inform their friends about their experiences or invite them to join? And it seems they didn’t hear from each other again, as we have reason to believe: Did Satan purposely keep them apart, to prevent news from Heaven from reaching them, thus maintaining control over them? We can’t find any other reasonable explanation for how an entire nation, or even a quarter of the world—some might argue half the globe—could be populated from Europe or Africa, or both, without anyone going after them or returning from them for over three thousand years.

Nay, that those Countries should be peopled when there was no Navigation in use in these Parts of the World, no Ships made that could carry Provisions enough to support the People that fail’d in them, but that they must have been starved to death before they could reach the Shore of America; the Ferry from Europe or Africa, in any Part (which we have known Navigation to be practised in) being at least 1000 Miles, and in most Places much more.

No, those countries couldn't have been populated when there was no navigation in these parts of the world, no ships built that could carry enough supplies to support the people who tried to reach them. They would have starved to death before they could even reach the shore of America; the journey from Europe or Africa in any area (where we know navigation was practiced) is at least 1,000 miles, and in many places it's much more.

But as to the Americans, let the Devil and they alone to account for their coming Thither, this we are certain of, that we knew nothing of them for many hundred Years; and when we did, when the Discovery was made, they that went from Hence found Satan in a full and quiet Possession of them,[Pg 109] ruling them with an arbitrary Government, particular to himself; He had led them into a blind Subjection to himself, nay, I might call it Devotion, for it was all of Religion that was to be found among them) worshipping horrible Idols in his Name, to whom he directed human Sacrifices continually to be made, till he deluged the Country with Blood, and ripen’d them up for the Destruction that follow’d, from the Invasion of the Spaniards, who he knew would hurry them all out of the World as fast as he (the Devil) himself could desire of them.

But when it comes to the Americans, let the Devil and them figure out their reasons for coming here. What we know for sure is that we had no idea about them for many hundreds of years; and when we finally became aware of them after the Discovery, those who ventured from here found Satan completely in control of them,[Pg 109] ruling with a government that was entirely his own. He had led them into a blind submission to him; I might even call it devotion, since the only religion they had involved worshipping terrible idols in his name, to whom he continually demanded human sacrifices, so much so that he drowned the country in blood and prepared them for the destruction that followed with the invasion of the Spaniards, who he knew would wipe them out as quickly as he (the Devil) could wish.

But to go back a little to the Original of Things, It is evident that Satan has made a much better Market of Mankind, by thus subtilly attacking them, and bringing them to break with their Maker as he had done before them, than he could have done by fulminating upon them at first, and sending them all out of the World at once; for now he has peopled his own Dominions with them, and tho’ a Remnant are snatch’d as it were out of his Clutches, by the Agency of Invincible Grace, of which I am not to discourse in this Place; yet this may be said of the Devil, without Offence, that he has in some Sense carried his Point, and as it were forc’d his Maker to be satisfied with a Part of Mankind, and the least Part too, instead of the great Glory he would have brought to himself by keeping them all in his Service.

But to go back a bit to the Origin of Things, it’s clear that Satan has had a much better deal with humanity by subtly attacking them and leading them to break away from their Creator, just as he did before, than he could have by just blasting them all at once and sending them out of the world. Now he has populated his own domain with them, and although a small group has been snatched, so to speak, from his grasp by the power of Unstoppable Grace, which I won’t discuss here; it can still be said about the Devil, without causing offense, that in some way he has achieved his goal and, in a sense, forced his Maker to be content with only a fraction of humanity, and the smallest fraction at that, instead of the great glory He would have received by keeping them all in His service.

Mr. Milton, as I have noted above, brings in the Devil and all Hell with him, making a Feu de Joye for the Victory Satan obtain’d over one silly Woman; indeed it was a Piece of Success greater in its Consequence than in the immediate Appearance; nor was the Conquest so compleat as Satan himself imagin’d to make, since the Promise of a Redemption out of his Hands, which was immediately made to the Man, in behalf of[Pg 110] himself and his believing Posterity, was a great Disappointment to Satan, and as it were snatch’d the best Part of his Victory out of his Hands.

Mr. Milton, as I mentioned earlier, introduces the Devil and all of Hell along with him, creating a Feu de Joye for the victory that Satan achieved over one foolish woman; in fact, this was a success that had greater consequences than it appeared at first. The conquest wasn't as complete as Satan believed it to be, since the promise of redemption made to the man, on behalf of [Pg 110] and his faithful descendants, was a significant disappointment for Satan, effectively taking away the best part of his victory.

It is certain the Devils knew what the meaning of that Promise was, and who was to be the Seed of the Woman, namely, the incarnate Son of God, and that it was a second Blow to the whole infernal Body; but as if they had resolved to let that alone, Satan went on with his Business; and as he had introduc’d Crime into the common Parent of Mankind, and thereby secured the Contamination of Blood, and the Descent or Propagation of the corrupt Seed, he had nothing to do but to assist Nature in time to come, to carry on its own Rebellion, and act it self in the Breasts of Eve’s tainted Posterity; and that indeed has been the Devil’s Business ever since his first Victory upon the Kind, to this Day.

It’s clear that the Devils understood the significance of that Promise and who would be the Seed of the Woman, specifically, the incarnate Son of God. They realized it was a major setback for the entire infernal realm. However, as if they decided to overlook it, Satan continued with his plans. He had introduced sin into the common ancestor of humanity, which resulted in the contamination of blood and the passing down of this corrupted nature. All he needed to do was to assist nature in its ongoing rebellion and to act through the hearts of Eve’s tainted descendants. This has indeed been the Devil’s mission ever since his first victory over humankind, up to this day.

His Success in this Part has been such, that we see upon innumerable Occasions a general Defection has follow’d; a kind of a Taint upon Nature, call it what you will, a Blast upon the Race of Mankind; and were it not for one thing, he had ruined the whole Family; I say, were it not for one thing, namely, a selected Company or Number, which his Maker has resolv’d he shall not be able to corrupt, or if he does, the sending the promis’d Seed shall recover back again from him, by the Power of irresistible Grace; which Number thus selected or elected, call it which we will, are still to supply the Vacancies in Heaven, which Satan’s Defection left open; and what was before fill’d up with created Seraphs, is now to be restor’d by recover’d Saints, by whom infinite Glory is to accrue to the Kingdom of the Redeemer.

His success in this area has been so significant that we've seen countless instances of a general fallout; a sort of stain on humanity, call it what you will, a blight on the human race; and if it weren't for one thing, he would have destroyed the entire family; I mean, if it weren't for one thing, specifically a chosen group or number that his Creator has determined he won't be able to corrupt, or if he does, the promised Seed will recover from him, through the power of irresistible grace; this chosen or elected group, however we refer to it, will still fill the vacancies in Heaven left open by Satan’s rebellion; and what was previously occupied by created Seraphs will now be restored by redeemed saints, through whom infinite glory will be added to the Kingdom of the Redeemer.

This glorious Establishment has robb’d Satan of all the Joy of his Victory, and left him just where he was, defeated and disappointed; nor[Pg 111] does the Possession of all the Myriads of the Sons of Perdition, who yet some are of the Opinion will be snatch’d from him too at last; I say, the Possession of all these makes no amends to him, for he is such a Devil in his Nature, that the Envy at those he cannot seduce, eats out all the Satisfaction of the Mischief he has done in seducing all the rest; but I must not preach, so I return to things as much needful to know, tho’ less solemn.

This amazing establishment has robbed Satan of all the joy of his victory and left him exactly where he was, defeated and disappointed; nor[Pg 111] does having all the countless souls of the damned make any difference to him, since some still believe he will lose them too in the end. I mean, possessing all these souls doesn't make up for anything, because he is such a Devil by nature that the envy of those he can't corrupt eats away at any satisfaction he gets from the harm he's done to the others. But I can’t preach, so I’ll get back to things that are more necessary to know, though less serious.

 

 


Chapter. IX.

Of the Progress of Satan in carrying on his Conquest over Mankind, from the Fall of Eve to the Deluge.

Of the Progress of Satan in carrying on his Conquest over Mankind, from the Fall of Eve to the Flood.

I doubt if the Devil was ask’d the Question plainly, he would confess, that after he had conquer’d Eve by his own wicked Contrivance, and then by her Assistance had brought Adam too (like a Fool as he was) into the same Gulph of Misery, he thought he had done his Work, compassed the whole Race, that they were now his own, and that he had put an End to the grand Design of their Creation; namely, of Peopling Heaven with a new Angelic Race of Souls, who when glorify’d, should make up the Defection of the Host of Hell, that had been expung’d by their Crime; in a Word, that he had gotten a better Conquest than if he had destroy’d them all.

I doubt that if the Devil were asked the question directly, he would admit that after he had seduced Eve with his own evil schemes, and then with her help had dragged Adam (who was foolish enough) into the same pit of misery, he believed he had completed his task, captured the entire human race, and that they were now his. He thought he had thwarted the grand plan of their creation; specifically, to fill Heaven with a new angelic race of souls, who when glorified, would make up for the loss of the host of Hell that had been wiped out by their crime. In short, he believed he had achieved a greater victory than if he had destroyed them all.

But in the midst of his Conquest, he found a Check put to the Advantages he expected to reap from his Victory, by the immediate Promise of Grace to a Part of the Posterity of Adam, who, notwithstanding the Fall, were to be purchased by the Messiah, and snatch’d out of his (Satan’s)[Pg 112] Hands, and over whom he could make no final Conquest; so that his Power met with a new Limitation, and that such, as indeed fully disappointed him in the main thing he aim’d at, (viz.) preventing the Beatitudes of Mankind, which were thus secur’d; (And what if the Numbers of Mankind were upon this account encreased in such a manner, that the selected Number should, by Length of Time, amount to just as many as the whole Race, had they not fallen, would have amounted to in all?) And thus, indeed, the World may be said to be upheld and continued for the Sake of those few, since till their Number can be compleated, the Creation cannot fall, any more than, that without them, or but for them it would not have stood.

But in the middle of his conquest, he encountered a setback to the benefits he expected to gain from his victory, due to the immediate promise of grace to a portion of Adam's descendants who, despite the Fall, were to be redeemed by the Messiah and rescued from Satan's grasp, over whom he could not achieve a final victory. This meant that his power faced a new limitation, one that ultimately thwarted him in his primary goal of preventing the well-being of humanity, which was now assured. And what if the number of humans increased to such an extent that the chosen ones, over time, amounted to as many as the entire race would have been had they not fallen? In this way, the world can be said to be sustained and continued for the sake of these few, since until their number is complete, creation cannot collapse any more than it would have existed without them.

But leaving this Speculation, and not having enquir’d of Satan what he has to say on that Subject, let us go back to the Antediluvian World: The Devil to be sure, gain’d his Point upon Eve, and in her upon all her Race: He drew her into Sin; got her turn’d out of Paradise, and the Man with her: The next Thing was to go to work with her Posterity, and particularly with her two Sons Cain and Abel.

But putting aside this speculation and not having asked Satan what he has to say on the matter, let's return to the time before the Flood: The Devil definitely got his way with Eve, and through her, with all her descendants: He led her into sin, got her kicked out of Paradise, along with the Man: The next step was to focus on her offspring, especially her two sons, Cain and Abel.

Adam having, notwithstanding his Fall, repented very sincerely of his Sin; receiv’d the Promise of Redemption and Pardon, with an humble but believing Heart; Charity bids us suppose that he led a very religious and sober Life ever after; and especially in the first Part of his Time, That he brought up his Children very soberly, and gave them all the necessary Advantages of a Religious Education, and a good Introduction into the World, that he was capable of; and that Eve likewise assisted to both in her Place and Degree.

Adam, despite his Fall, sincerely repented for his Sin and received the Promise of Redemption and Pardon with a humble yet believing heart. It's reasonable to assume that he lived a very religious and sober life afterward, especially during the early part of his life. He raised his children with great care and provided them with the necessary advantages of a religious education and a good introduction to the world, to the best of his ability; and Eve also contributed to this in her own way.

Their two eldest Sons Cain and Abel; The one Heir apparent to the Patriarchal Empire, and the[Pg 113] other Heir presumptive, I suppose also, lived very sober and religious Lives; and as the Principles of natural Religion dictated a Homage and Subjection due to the Almighty Maker, as an Acknowledgment of his Mercies, and a Recognition of their Obedience; so the receiv’d Usage of Religion dictating at that Time that this Homage was to be paid by a Sacrifice, they either of them brought a Free-will-offering to be dedicated to God respectively for themselves and Families.

Their two oldest sons, Cain and Abel; one was the heir apparent to the Patriarchal Empire, and the[Pg 113] other was the presumptive heir, I suppose. They both lived very sober and religious lives. Since the principles of natural religion called for homage and submission to the Almighty Creator as a way to acknowledge His mercy and recognize their obedience, the practices of religion at that time dictated that this homage was to be paid through a sacrifice. Therefore, each of them brought a free-will offering dedicated to God for themselves and their families.

How it was, and for what Reason that God had respect to the Offering of Abel, which the Learn’d say, was a Lamb of the Firstlings of the Flock, and did not give any Testimony of the like Respect to Cain and his Offering, which was of the first Fruits of the Earth, the Offerings being equally suited to the respective Employment of the Men, that is not my present Business; but this we find made Heart-burnings, and raised Envy and Jealousy in the Mind of Cain; and at that Door the Devil immediately entred; for he, who from the Beginning, was very diligent in his way, never slip’d any Opportunity, or miss’d any Advantages that the Circumstances of Mankind offered him to do Mischief.

How it was, and why God favored the offering of Abel, which the scholars say was a lamb from the firstborn of the flock, and didn’t show the same respect to Cain and his offering, which was from the first fruits of the earth—though both offerings were appropriate for their respective jobs—is not my main concern. However, we can see that this created resentment and stirred up envy and jealousy in Cain; and at that moment, the Devil immediately entered in. From the beginning, he was always eager to take advantage of any opportunity or situation that could lead to mischief.

What Shape or Appearance the Devil took up to enter into a Conversation with Cain upon the Subject, that Authors do not take upon them to determine; but ’tis generally supposed he personated some of Cain’s Sons or Grandsons to begin the Discourse, who attack’d their Father, or perhaps Grandfather, upon this Occasion, in the following manner, or to that Purpose.

What form or appearance the Devil took to have a conversation with Cain about the topic is not something authors are willing to clarify; however, it is generally believed he impersonated one of Cain’s sons or grandsons to start the discussion, who confronted their father or perhaps grandfather on this occasion in the following way, or for that purpose.


D. Sir, I perceive your Majesty (for the first Race were certainly all Monarchs as great as Kings, to their immediate Posterity) to be greatly disturb’d of late, your Countenance is chang’d,[Pg 114] your noble Chearfulness (the Glories of your Face) are strangely sunk and gone, and you are not the Man you used to be; please your Majesty to communicate your Griefs to us your Children, you may be sure, that if it be possible, we would procure you Relief, and restore your Delights, the Loss of which, if thus you go on to subject yourself to too much Melancholy, will be very hurtful to you, and in the End destroy you.

D. Sir, I can see that your Majesty (since the first Race were definitely all Monarchs as powerful as Kings, to their immediate Descendants) has been quite troubled lately; your expression has changed,[Pg 114] your noble cheerfulness (the brilliance of your face) has strangely faded away, and you are not the person you once were. Please, your Majesty, share your troubles with us, your Children; you can be sure that if it's possible, we will find a way to help you and bring back your joy. Continuing to give in to too much sadness will be very damaging to you and could ultimately destroy you.

Cain. It is very kind, my dear Children, to shew your Respect thus to your true Progenitor, and to offer your Assistance: I confess, as you say, my Mind is oppress’d and displeased; but tho’ ’tis very heavy, yet I know not which way to look for Relief, for the Distemper is above our Reach, no Cure can be found for it on Earth.

Cain. It’s really kind of you, my dear children, to show your respect this way to your true ancestor and to offer your help. I admit, as you said, my mind is troubled and unhappy; but even though it weighs heavily on me, I don’t know where to find relief because this condition is beyond our control, and no cure can be found for it on Earth.

D. Do not say so, Sir; there can be no Disease sure on Earth but may be cur’d on Earth; if it be a mental Evil, we have heard that your great Ancestor, the first Father of us all, who lives still on the great western Plains towards the Sea, is the Oracle to which all his Children fly for Direction in such Cases as are out of the Reach of the ordinary understanding of Mankind; please you to give leave, we will take a Journey to him, and representing your Case to him, we will hear his Advice, and bring it to you with all Speed, for the Ease of your Mind.

D. Don't say that, Sir; there's no illness on Earth that can't be cured here; if it’s a mental issue, we’ve heard that your great ancestor, the first father of us all, who still lives on the vast western plains by the sea, is the wise person all his descendants turn to for guidance in situations beyond the typical understanding of people. If you allow it, we’d like to make a trip to him, present your situation, listen to his advice, and bring it back to you as quickly as possible for your peace of mind.

Cain. I know not whether he can reach my Case or no.

Cain. I don’t know if he can handle my situation or not.

D. Doubtless he may, and if not, the Labour of our Journey is nothing when plac’d in Competition with the Ease of your Mind; ’tis but a few Days travel lost, and you will not be the worse if we fail of the desired Success.

D. He definitely can, and even if he can't, the effort of our journey isn’t worth much compared to your peace of mind; it’s just a few days of travel wasted, and you won’t be worse off if we don’t achieve the success we want.

Cain. The offer is filial, and I accept your affectionate Concern for me, with a just Sense of an oblig’d Parent; go then, and my Blessing be[Pg 115] upon you; but alas! why do I bless? can he bless whom God has not bless’d!

Cain. Your offer comes from a place of family, and I appreciate your caring concern for me, understanding it as a loving parent would. Go ahead, and my blessing will be[Pg 115] with you; but sadly, why am I giving a blessing? Can someone bless whom God hasn't blessed?

D. O! Sir, do not say so, has not God bless’d you? are you not the second Sovereign of the Earth? and does he not converse with you Face to Face? are not you the Oracle to all your growing Posterity, and next after his Sovereign Imperial Majesty Lord Adam, Patriarch of the World?

D. Oh! Sir, please don’t say that. Hasn’t God blessed you? Aren’t you the second ruler of the Earth? Doesn’t He talk with you face to face? Aren’t you the source of wisdom for all your future generations, right after His Imperial Majesty Lord Adam, the Patriarch of the World?

Cain. But has not God rejected me, and refused to converse any more with me, while he daily Favours and Countenances my younger Brother Abel, as if he resolv’d to set him up to rule over me?

Cain. But hasn’t God rejected me and stopped talking to me, while he constantly favors and supports my younger brother Abel, as if he’s decided to make him my boss?

D. No, Sir, that cannot be, you cannot be disturb’d at such a thing; is not the Right of Sovereignty yours by Primogeniture? can God himself take that away, when ’tis once given? are not you Lord Adam’s eldest Son? are you not the firstborn Glory of the Creation? and does not the Government descend to you by the divine Right of Birth and Blood?

D. No, Sir, that can't be true; you can't be upset about something like that. Isn't the right to rule yours because you're the firstborn? Can God himself take that away once it's given? Aren't you Lord Adam's eldest son? Aren't you the firstborn glory of creation? And doesn't the government pass down to you by the divine right of birth and blood?

Cain. But what does all that signify to me, while God appears to favour and caress my younger Brother, and to shine upon him, while a black Dejection and token of Displeasure surrounds me every Day, and he does not appear to me as he used to do?

Cain. But what does all that mean for me, when God seems to favor and support my younger brother, shining on him, while I am surrounded every day by a dark sadness and signs of His displeasure, and He doesn’t seem to connect with me like He used to?

D. And what need your Majesty be concern’d at that, if it be so? if he does not appear pleased, you have the whole World to enjoy your self in, and all your numerous and rising Posterity Adore and Honour you; what need those remote Things be any disturbance to you?

D. And why should your Majesty worry about that if it’s true? If he doesn’t seem happy, you have the entire world to enjoy yourself in, and all your many and future descendants adore and honor you; why should those distant matters trouble you?

Cain. How! my Children, not the Favour of God be valued! yes, yes, in his favour is Life; what can all the World avail without the Smiles and Countenance of him that made it?

Cain. How! my Children, shouldn't we value the Favor of God? Yes, yes, in His favor is Life; what good is all the World without the Smiles and Support of the one who created it?

[Pg 116]D. Doubtless, Sir, he that made the World and plac’d you at the Head of it all, to govern and direct it, has made it agreeable, and it is able to give you a full Satisfaction and Enjoyment, if you please to consider it well, tho’ you were never to converse with him all the while you live in’t.

[Pg 116]D. Without a doubt, Sir, the one who created the world and placed you in charge of it all has designed it to be pleasant, and it can provide you with complete satisfaction and enjoyment if you take the time to truly appreciate it, even if you never interact with him while you live in it.

Cain. You are quite wrong there, my Children, quite wrong.

Cain. You are very mistaken there, my Children, very mistaken.

D. But do you not, great Sir, see all your Children as well as us rejoicing in the Plenty of all Things, and are they not compleatly happy, and yet they know little of this great God? He seldom converses among us, we hear of him indeed by your sage Advices, and we bring our Offerings to you for him, as you direct, and when that’s done, we enjoy whatever our Hearts desire; and so doubtless may you in an abundant manner, if you please.

D. But don’t you, great Sir, see all your children, as well as us, celebrating the abundance of everything? Aren’t they completely happy, even though they know little about this great God? He rarely talks to us; we hear about him from your wise advice, and we bring our offerings to you for him, as you instruct. Once that’s done, we enjoy whatever our hearts desire; and surely, you can do the same in a plentiful way, if you’d like.

Cain. But your Felicity is wrong plac’d then, or you suppose that God is pleased and satisfied in that your Offerings are brought to me; but what would you say, if you knew that God is displeased? that he does not accept your Offerings? that when I sacrific’d to him in behalf of you all, he rejected my Offerings, tho’ I brought a princely Gift, being of the finest of the Wheat, the choicest and earliest Fruits, and the sweetest of the Oil, an Offering suited to the Giver of them all?

Cain. But your happiness is misplaced then, or you think that God is happy and satisfied with your offerings being given to me; but what would you say if you knew that God is displeased? That he doesn’t accept your offerings? That when I sacrificed to Him on behalf of all of you, He rejected my offerings, even though I brought a royal gift, made from the finest wheat, the best and earliest fruits, and the sweetest oil—a proper offering for the Giver of them all?

D. But if you offered them, Sir, how are you sure they were not accepted?

D. But if you offered them, Sir, how can you be sure they weren't accepted?

Cain. Yes, yes, I am sure; did not my Brother Abel offer at the same Time a Lamb of his Flock, for he, you know, delights in Cattle, and covers the Mountains with his Herds? over him, all the while he was sacrificing, a bright Emanation shone chearing and enlivening; a Pledge of Favour, and light ambient Flames play’d hovering in the lower Air, as if attending his Sacrifice; and when ready[Pg 117] prepar’d, immediately descended and burnt up the Flesh, a Sweet odoriferous Savour ascending to him, who thus testified his Acceptance; whereas, over my Head a black Cloud, misty, and distilling Vapour, hung dripping upon the humble Altar I had raised, and wetting the finest and choicest Things I had prepar’d, spoil’d and defac’d them; the Wood unapt to burn by the Moisture which fell, scarce receiv’d the Fire I brought to kindle it, and even then, rather smother’d and choaked, than kindled into a Flame; in a Word, it went quite out, without consuming what was brought to be offer’d up.

Cain. Yes, yes, I'm sure; didn't my brother Abel also offer a lamb from his flock at the same time? He loves livestock and fills the mountains with his herds. While he was sacrificing, a bright light shone over him, cheering and uplifting; it was a sign of favor, and flames danced in the air as if they were attending his sacrifice. When he was ready[Pg 117], fire came down right away and consumed the meat, sending up a sweet fragrance to the one who accepted it. Meanwhile, over my head, a dark cloud hung, misty and dripping, soaking the humble altar I had built and ruining the finest offerings I prepared. The wood was too wet to catch fire from the moisture falling on it; it barely ignited and instead smothered and choked, never turning into a flame. In short, it went out completely without burning what I intended to offer.

D. Let not our truly reverenc’d Lord and Father be disquieted at all this; if he accepts not what you bring, you are discharg’d of the Debt, and need bring no more; nor have the Trouble of such labour’d Collections of Rarities any more; when he thinks fit to require it again, you will have Notice, no Question, and then it being call’d for, will be accepted or else why should it be requir’d?

D. Let not our truly respected Lord and Father be upset by all this; if he doesn't accept what you bring, you're free from the obligation, and there's no need to bring anything else; you also won't have to deal with the hassle of gathering rare items anymore. When he decides to ask for it again, you'll be notified, no doubt, and then, when it's requested, it will be accepted, or why would it be asked for?

Cain. That may indeed be the Case, nor do I think of attempting any more to bring an Offering, for I rather take it, that I am forbidden for the present; but then, what is it that my younger Brother Triumphs in? and how am I insulted, in that he and his House are all Joy and Triumph, as if they had some great Advantage over me, in that their Offering was accepted when mine was not?

Cain. That might actually be true, and I don't plan to try bringing an Offering again, since I believe I'm not allowed to right now. But what exactly is my younger brother celebrating? How am I being insulted when he and his family are full of joy and triumph, as if they have some huge advantage over me just because their Offering was accepted while mine was not?

D. Does he Triumph over your Majesty, our Lord and Sovereign? give us but your Order, and we will go and pull him and all his Generation in pieces; for to triumph over you who are his elder Brother, is a horrid Rebellion and Treason, and he ought to be expell’d the Society of Mankind.

D. Does he triumph over you, our Lord and Sovereign? Just give us your command, and we'll go and tear him and all his descendants apart; because to triumph over you, who are his older brother, is a terrible act of rebellion and treason, and he should be expelled from the society of humanity.

[Pg 118]Cain. I think so too, indeed; however, my dear Children and faithful Subjects, tho’ I accept your Offer of Duty and Service, yet I will consider very well, before I take up Arms against my Brother; besides, our Sovereign Father and patriarchal Lord, Adam, being yet alive, it is not in my Right to act offensively without his Command.

[Pg 118]Cain. I think so too, for sure; however, my dear Children and loyal Subjects, while I accept your Offer of Duty and Service, I will think carefully before I take up Arms against my Brother. Also, our Sovereign Father and patriarchal Lord, Adam, is still alive, so I don't have the right to act aggressively without his Command.

D. We are ready therefore to carry your Petition to him, and doubt not to obtain his Licence and Commission too, to empower you to do your self Justice upon your younger Brother; who being your Vassal, or at least inferior, as he is junior in Birth, insults you upon the fancied Opinion of having a larger Share in the Divine Favour, and receiving a Blessing on his Sacrifices, on Pretence of the same Favour being denied you.

D. We are ready to take your petition to him and have no doubt that we will obtain his permission and commission for you, allowing you to seek justice against your younger brother. As your vassal, or at least someone inferior because he is younger, he insults you based on the mistaken belief that he has a greater share of divine favor and that his sacrifices are blessed, while pretending that the same favor is denied to you.

Cain. I am content, go then, and give a just Account of the State of our Affairs.

Cain. I'm satisfied, so go ahead and provide an accurate update on our situation.

D. We shall soon return with the agreeable answer; let not our Lord and Father continue sad and dejected, but depend upon a speedy Relief, by the Assistance of thy numerous Issue, all devoted to thy Interest and Felicity.

D. We will be back soon with a positive response; let's not let our Lord and Father stay upset and downcast, but trust in a quick solution, with the help of your many children, all committed to your well-being and happiness.

Cain. My Blessing be with you in your Way, and give you a favourable Reception at the venerable Tent of our universal Lord and Father.

Cain. May my blessing accompany you on your journey, and may you receive a warm welcome at the esteemed tent of our universal Lord and Father.


Note, Here the cursed Race being fully given up to the Direction of the Evil-Spirit, which so early possess’d them, and swelling with Rage at the innocent Abel and his whole Family, they resolved upon forming a most wicked and detestable lie, to bring about the Advice which they had already given their Father Cain a touch of; and to pretend that Adam being justly provok’d at the undutiful Behaviour of Abel, had given Cain a Commission to chastise him, and by[Pg 119] Force to cut him off and all his Family, as guilty of Rebellion and Pride.

Note, here the cursed lineage, completely under the influence of the Evil Spirit that took hold of them early on, filled with rage towards innocent Abel and his entire family, decided to create a wicked and horrible lie. They aimed to carry out the plan they had already suggested to their father Cain; they pretended that Adam, justifiably angered by Abel's disrespectful behavior, had authorized Cain to punish him, and by[Pg 119] force, eliminate him and all his family for being guilty of rebellion and pride.

Fill’d with this mischievous and bloody Resolution, they came back to their Father Cain, after staying a few Days, such as were Sufficient to make Cain believe they had been at the spacious Plains, where Adam dwelt; the same which are now call’d the blessed Valleys, or the Plains of Mecca in Arabia Fælix, near the Banks of the Red-Sea.

Filled with this wicked and violent determination, they returned to their father Cain after spending a few days away, enough to make Cain think they had been in the vast plains where Adam lived; the same ones now known as the blessed valleys or the plains of Mecca in Arabia Felix, near the banks of the Red Sea.

Note here also, that Cain having received a wicked Hint from these Men, his Children and Subjects, as before, intimating that Abel had broken the Laws of Primogeniture in his Behaviour towards him, (Cain) and that he might be justly punish’d for it; Satan, that cunning Manager of all our wayward Passions, fan’d the Fire of Envy and Jealousy with his utmost Skill all the while his other Agents were absent; and by the Time they came back had blown it up into such a Heat of Fury and Rage, that it wanted nothing but Air to make it burn out, as it soon afterwards did in a furious Flame of Wrath and Revenge, even to Blood and Destruction.

Note here that Cain received a wicked suggestion from these Men, his Children and Subjects, indicating that Abel had violated the Laws of Primogeniture in his treatment of him, (Cain), and that he could be justly punished for it; Satan, that sly manipulator of our unruly emotions, stoked the flames of Envy and Jealousy with all his skill while his other agents were away; and by the time they returned, he had ignited it into such a frenzy of Fury and Rage that it only needed air to blaze out, which it soon did in a wild Flame of Wrath and Revenge, leading to Blood and Destruction.

Just in the very critical Moment, while Things stood thus with Cain, Satan brings in his wicked Instruments, as if just arriv’d with the Return of his Message from Adam, at whose Court they had been for Orders; and thus they, that is the Devil assuming to speak by them, approach their Father with an Air of solemn but chearful Satisfaction at the Success of their Embassy.

Just at that crucial moment, while things were the way they were with Cain, Satan brought in his evil agents, as if they had just returned from delivering his message to Adam, at whose court they had been to seek orders; and so they, with the Devil speaking through them, approached their father with an expression of serious yet cheerful satisfaction about the success of their mission.


D. Hail Sovereign, Reverend, Patriarchal Lord! we come with Joy to render thee an Account of the Success of our Message.

D. Hail Sovereign, Reverend, Patriarchal Lord! We come with joy to give you an update on how successful our message has been.

Cain. Have you then seen the venerable Tents where dwell the Heaven-born, the Angelic Pair,[Pg 120] to whom all human Reverence highly due, is and ought always to be humbly paid?

Cain. Have you seen the honored Tents where the Heaven-born, the Angelic Pair,[Pg 120] live, to whom all human respect is rightly given and should always be respectfully shown?

D. We have.

We have.

Cain. Did you, together with my grand Request, a just, a humble Homage for me pay, to the great Sire and Mother of Mankind?

Cain. Did you, along with my grand request, also give a proper, humble tribute on my behalf to the great Father and Mother of Humanity?

D. We did.

We did.

Cain. Did you in humble Language represent the Griefs and Anguish which oppress my Soul?

Cain. Did you express the pain and suffering that weigh down my soul in simple words?

D. We did, and back their Blessing to thee bring.

D. We did, and we bring their blessing to you.

Cain. I hope with humblest Signs of filial Duty you took it for me on your bending Knees?

Cain. I hope you accepted it for me with the most humble signs of respect while you were on your knees?

D. We did, and had our Share; the Patriarch lifting his Hands to Heaven express’d his Joy to see his spreading Race, and bless’d us all.

D. We did, and had our share; the Patriarch raised his hands to heaven and expressed his joy at seeing his growing family, blessing us all.

Cain. Did you my solemn Message too deliver, my Injuries impartially lay down, and due Assistance and Direction crave?

Cain. Did you deliver my serious message, share my grievances fairly, and ask for the help and guidance I need?

D. We did.

D. We did.

Cain. What spoke the Oracle? he’s God to me; what just Command d’ye bring, what’s to be done? am I to bear the insulting Junior’s Rage? and meekly suffer what unjustly he, affronting Primogeniture and Laws of God and Man, imposes by his Pride unsufferable! Am I to be crush’d, and be no more the firstborn Son on Earth, but bow and kneel to him?

Cain. What did the Oracle say? He’s like God to me; what command do you have, and what should I do? Am I supposed to endure the insults from this younger brother? Am I supposed to accept the unfairness of his pride that challenges both the laws of God and mankind? Am I meant to be crushed and no longer be the firstborn son on Earth, but instead bow and kneel to him?

D. Forbid it Heaven! as Adam too forbids, who with a justice God-like and peculiar to injur’d Parents, Abel’s Pride resents, and gives his high Command to thee to punish.

D. Heaven forbid! Just like Adam forbids, who with a justice unique to wronged Parents, resents Abel’s pride and commands you to punish him.

Cain. To punish? say you, did he use the Word, the very Word? am I commission’d then to punish Abel?

Cain. "To punish?" you ask. Did he really use the Word, that very Word? Am I then authorized to punish Abel?

D. Not Abel only, but his rebel Race, as they alike in Crime alike are join’d in Punishment.

D. Not just Abel, but his rebellious descendants, as they are united in crime, are equally joined in punishment.

[Pg 121]Cain. The Race indeed have shar’d the Merit with him; how did they all insult, and with a Shout of Triumph mock my Sorrow, when they saw me from my Sacrifice dejected come, as if my Disappointment was their Joy?

[Pg 121]Cain. The Race really did share in the praise with him; how they all mocked me and cheered in triumph at my pain when they saw me coming back from my sacrifice feeling down, as if my disappointment was their celebration?

D. This too the venerable Prince resents, and to preserve the Race in Bounds of Laws subordinate and limited to Duty, Commands that this first Breach be not pass’d by, lest the Precedent upon Record stand to future Times to encourage like Rebellion.

D. The respected Prince is also upset about this, and to keep the Race within the limits of laws that are subordinate and focused on Duty, he orders that this first breach not be overlooked, so that the record doesn’t encourage similar rebellions in the future.

Cain. And is it then my Sovereign Parent’s Will?

Cain. Is it really what my Sovereign Parent wants?

D. It is his Will, that thou his eldest Son, his Image, his belov’d, should be maintain’d in all the Rights of Sovereignty deriv’d to thee from him; and not be left expos’d to injury and Power usurped, but should do thy self Justice on the rebel Race.

D. It is his Will that you, his eldest Son, his Image, and his beloved, should be upheld in all the rights of Sovereignty that he has given you; and not be left vulnerable to harm and usurped power, but that you should seek justice against the rebellious people.

Cain. And so I will; Abel shall quickly know what ’tis to trample on his elder Brother; shall know that he’s thus sentenc’d by his Father, and I’m commission’d but to execute his high Command, his Sentence, which is God’s, and that he falls by the Hand of Heavenly Justice.

Cain. And so I will; Abel will soon understand what it's like to step on his older brother; he'll know that he's been sentenced by his Father, and I’ve been given the task of carrying out His command, His judgment, which is God's, and that he will be brought down by the hand of divine justice.


So now Satan had done his Work, he had deluded the Mother to a Breach against the first and only Command, he had drawn Adam to the same Snare, and now he brings in Cain prompted by his own Rage, and deluded by his, (Satan’s,) Craft, to commit Murder, nay a Fratricide, an aggravated Murther.

So now Satan had completed his work; he had tricked the Mother into breaking the first and only command, and he had lured Adam into the same trap. Now he leads in Cain, who, driven by his own anger and deceived by Satan’s cunning, commits murder—actually, a murder of his own brother, an even worse crime.

Upon this he sends out Cain, while the bloody Rage was in its Ferment, and wickedly at the same Time bringing Abel, innocent and fearing no ill, just in his Way, he suggests to his Thoughts such Words as these.

Upon this he sends out Cain, while the bloody rage was stirring, and wickedly at the same time brings Abel, innocent and fearing no harm, right in his path, suggesting such thoughts as these.

[Pg 122]Look you Cain, see how Divine Justice concurs with your Father’s righteous Sentence, see there’s thy Brother Abel directed by Heaven to fall into thy Hands unarm’d, unguarded, that thou may’st do thy self Justice upon him without Fear; see thou may’st kill him, and if thou hast a Mind to conceal it, no Eyes can see, or will the World ever know it, so that no Resentment or Revenge upon thee, or thy Posterity, can be apprehended, but it may be said some wild Beast had rent him; nor will any one suggest that thou, his Brother, and Superior, could possibly be the Person.

[Pg 122]Look, Cain, see how Divine Justice aligns with your Father’s righteous judgment. There lies your Brother Abel, sent by Heaven to fall into your hands unarmed and unprotected, so you can enact your own justice on him without fear. You can kill him, and if you want to hide it, no one will see, and the world will never know, so there will be no resentment or revenge against you or your descendants. It can just be said that some wild animal attacked him; no one would suspect that you, his Brother and superior, could possibly be the one.

Cain prepar’d for the Fact, by his former avow’d Rage and Resolution of Revenge, was so much the less prepar’d to avoid the Snare thus artfully contriv’d by the Master of all Subtilty, the Devil; so he immediately runs upon his Brother Abel, and after a little unarm’d Resistance, the innocent poor Man expecting no such Mischief, was conquer’d and murther’d; after which, as is to be supposed, the exasperated Crew of Cain’s outrageous Race, over-run all his Family and Houshold, killing Man, Woman and Child.

Cain, prepared for his action by his previous admitted anger and desire for revenge, was even less ready to avoid the trap cleverly set by the master of all deception, the Devil. He immediately attacked his brother Abel, and after a brief, unarmed struggle, the innocent man, who was not expecting such harm, was defeated and murdered. Following this, as one might expect, the enraged followers of Cain's violent lineage overran his family and household, killing men, women, and children.

It is objected here that we have no Authority in Scripture to prove this Part of the Story; but I answer, ’tis not likely but that Abel, as well as Cain, being at Man’s Estate long before this, had several Children by their own Sisters, for they were the only Men in the World who were allow’d the Marrying their own Sisters, there being no other Women then in the World; and as we never read of any of Abel’s Posterity, ’tis likewise as probable they were all murther’d, as that they should kill Abel only, whose Sons might immediately fall upon Cain for the Blood of their Father, and so the World have been involv’d in a Civil War as soon as there were two Families in it.

It is argued that we have no authority in Scripture to support this part of the story; however, I believe it’s likely that Abel, just like Cain, had several children with their own sisters, since they were the only men in the world allowed to marry their sisters, as there were no other women at that time. And since we never hear about any of Abel’s descendants, it’s just as possible that they were all killed as it is that only Abel was murdered. Abel's sons might have immediately sought revenge on Cain for their father's death, which could have led to a civil war as soon as there were two families in the world.

[Pg 123]But be it so or not, ’tis not doubted the Devil wrought with Cain in the horrid Murther, or he had never done it; whether it was directly or by Agents is not material, nor is the Latter unlikely; and if the Latter, then there is no Improbability in the Story, for why might not he that made Use of the Serpent to tempt Eve, be as well supposed to make a Tool of some of Cain’s Sons or Grandsons to prompt him in the wicked Attempt of murthering his Brother? and why must we be oblig’d to bring in a Miracle or an Apparition into the Story, to make it probable that the Devil had any Hand in it, when ’twas so natural to a degenerate Race to act in such a Manner?

[Pg 123]But whether it’s true or not, there’s no doubt the Devil influenced Cain in the terrible murder, or he would never have done it; whether it was directly or through others doesn’t really matter, and that latter option isn’t unlikely. If that’s the case, then the story holds up, because why couldn’t he who used the Serpent to tempt Eve also use some of Cain’s sons or grandsons to incite him to commit the wicked act of murdering his brother? And why do we have to assume there must be a miracle or an apparition in the story to suggest that the Devil had any involvement when it was so typical for a corrupted lineage to behave in such a way?

However it was, and by whatever Tool the Devil wrought, ’tis certain that this was the Consequence, poor Abel was butcher’d, and thus the Devil made a second Conquest in God’s Creation; for Adam was now, as may be said, really Childless, for his two Sons were thus far lost, Abel was killed, and Cain was curst and driven out from the Presence of the Lord, and his Race blasted with him.

However it was, and by whatever means the Devil worked, it’s clear that this was the outcome: poor Abel was killed, and thus the Devil achieved a second victory in God’s Creation; for Adam was now, in a sense, truly Childless, as his two Sons were lost to him. Abel was dead, and Cain was cursed and banished from the Presence of the Lord, along with his entire lineage suffering the consequences.

It would be a useful enquiry here, and worthy our giving an Account of, could we come to a Certainty in it, namely, what was the Mark that God set upon Cain, by which he was kept from being fallen upon by Abel’s Friends or Relations? but as this does not belong to the Devil’s History, and it was God’s Mark, not the Devil’s, I have nothing to do with it here.

It would be useful to look into this and worth discussing if we could figure out what the mark God put on Cain was, which kept him safe from being attacked by Abel’s friends or family. However, since this isn't related to the Devil’s story, and it was God's mark, not the Devil’s, I won’t explore it here.

The Devil had now gain’d his Point, the Kingdom of Grace, so newly erected, had been as it were extinct without a new Creation, had not Adam and Eve been alive, and had not Eve, tho’ now 130 Years of Age, been a breeding young Lady, for we must suppose the Woman, in that State of Longevity, bare Children till they were seven or[Pg 124] eight hundred Year old: This Teeming of Eve peopled not the World so much as it restored the blessed Race; for tho’ Abel was kill’d Cain had a numerous Offspring presently, which had Seth, (Adam’s third Son) never been born, would soon have replenish’d the World with People, such as they were; the Seed of a Murtherer, cursed of God, branded with a Mark of Infamy, and who afterwards fell all together in the universal Ruine of the Race by the Deluge.

The Devil had now achieved his goal; the Kingdom of Grace, which had just been established, would have essentially disappeared without a new creation if Adam and Eve had not been alive. Furthermore, Eve, although now 130 years old, was still capable of having children, since we must assume that women in such a state of longevity gave birth until they were seven or[Pg 124] eight hundred years old. Eve's ability to bear children didn't just populate the world; it restored the blessed lineage. Although Abel was killed, Cain quickly had a large number of descendants. Had Seth, Adam's third son, never been born, those descendants would have soon filled the world with people like themselves—descendants of a murderer, cursed by God, marked with a stain of shame, who later perished in the universal destruction of the race due to the Flood.

But after the Murther of Abel, Adam had another Son born, namely, Seth, the Father of Enos, and indeed the Father of the holy Race; for during his Time and his Son Enos, the Text says that Men began to call on the Name of the Lord; that is to say, they began to look back upon Cain and his wicked Race, and being convinc’d of the Wickedness they had committed, and led their whole Posterity into, they began to sue to Heaven for Pardon of what was past, and to lead a new sort of Life.

But after the murder of Abel, Adam had another son named Seth, the father of Enos, and truly the ancestor of the holy line; for during his time and that of his son Enos, the text says that people began to call on the name of the Lord. In other words, they started reflecting on Cain and his evil descendants, realizing the wrongs they had committed and the way they had led their entire offspring astray. They began to seek forgiveness from Heaven for their past and to pursue a new way of living.

But the Devil had met with too much Success in his first Attempts, not to go on with his general Resolution of debauching the Minds of Men, and bringing them off from God; and therefore as he kept his Hold upon Cain’s cursed Race, embroil’d already in Blood and Murther; so he proceeded with his degenerate Offspring, till in a Word he brought both the holy Seed and the degenerate Race to joyn in one universal Consent of Crime, and to go on in it with such aggravating Circumstances, as that it repented the Lord that he had made Man, and he resolv’d to overwhelm them again with a general Destruction, and clear the World of them.

But the Devil had had too much success in his initial efforts to not continue with his plan of corrupting people's minds and turning them away from God. So, as he maintained his grip on Cain's cursed lineage, already mired in blood and murder, he pushed forward with his corrupted descendants. In short, he managed to get both the holy lineage and the fallen race to unite in a widespread agreement of wrongdoing, continuing on with such intensified wrongdoings that it grieved the Lord for having made man. He decided to wipe them out again with a total destruction and rid the world of them.

The Succession of Blood in the royal original Line of Adam, is preserv’d in the sacred Histories and brought down as low as Noah and his three[Pg 125] Sons, for a continu’d series of 1450 Years, say some, 1640 say others; in which Time Sin spread it self so generally thro’ the whole Race, and the Sons of God, so the Scripture calls the Men of the righteous Seed, the Progeny of Seth, came in unto the Daughters of Men, that is, join’d themselves to the curs’d Race of Cain, and married promiscuously with them, according to their Fancies, the Women it seems being beautiful and tempting; and tho’ the Devil could not make the Women handsome or ugly in one or other Families, yet he might work up the Gust of wicked Inclination on either Side, so as to make both the Men and Women tempting and agreeable to one another, where they ought not to have been so; and perhaps, as it is often seen to this Day, the more tempting for being under legal Restraint.

The lineage of royal blood from Adam is recorded in sacred histories and traced down to Noah and his three[Pg 125] sons, for a continuous span of either 1450 years, according to some, or 1640, according to others. During this time, sin spread widely throughout humanity, and the Sons of God, as the Scripture refers to the righteous descendants of Seth, began to take the Daughters of Men—which means they joined themselves with the cursed lineage of Cain and married them freely, according to their desires, as the women were evidently beautiful and alluring. Although the Devil couldn't change the beauty of the women in either family, he could inflame wicked desires on both sides, making both men and women attractive to each other when they shouldn't have been. And perhaps, as we often see today, they were even more appealing because of the social restrictions placed upon them.

It is objected here, that we do not find in the Scripture that the Men and Women of either Race were at that Time forbidden intermarrying with one another; and it is true, that literally it is not forbid; but if we did not search rather to make doubts than to explain them, we might suppose it was forbidden by some particular Command at that Time; seeing we may reasonably allow every Thing to be forbidden, which they are tax’d with a Crime in committing; and as the Sons of God taking them Wives as they thought fit to choose, tho’ from among the Daughters of the cursed Race, is there charg’d upon them as a general Depravation, and a great Crime; and for which, ’tis said, God even repented that he had made them, we need go no farther to satisfy our selves that it was certainly forbidden.

It’s argued here that we don’t find in Scripture that the men and women of either race were at that time forbidden from marrying each other; and it’s true that, literally, it isn’t prohibited. However, if we didn’t focus so much on creating doubts rather than clarifying them, we might assume it was forbidden by some specific command at that time. After all, we can reasonably consider anything forbidden that they are accused of committing as a crime. The sons of God taking wives as they chose, even from the daughters of the cursed race, is noted as a general moral decline and a significant wrongdoing. Because of this, it's reported that God even regretted making them, so we have more than enough reason to believe it was definitely forbidden.

Satan no doubt too had a Hand in this Wickedness; for as it was his Business to prompt Men to do every Thing which God had prohibited, so the Reason given why the Men of those Days[Pg 126] did this Thing was, they saw the Daughters of Men, that is of the wicked Race or forbidden Sort, were fair, he tempted them by the Lust of the Eye; in a word, the Ladies were beautiful and agreeable, and the Devil knew how to make use of the Allurement; the Men liked and took them by the meer Direction of their Fancy and Appetite, without regarding the supreme Prohibition; They took them Wives of all which they chose, or such as they lik’d to choose.

Satan undoubtedly played a role in this wickedness; since it was his job to encourage people to do everything that God had forbidden, the reason given for why the people of those days[Pg 126] acted this way was that they saw the Daughters of Men, meaning those from the wicked or forbidden lineage, were attractive. He tempted them through the Lust of the Eye; in short, the ladies were beautiful and charming, and the Devil knew how to exploit these attractions. The men were drawn to them purely by their desires and cravings, ignoring the highest prohibitions; They took them Wives of all which they chose, or those they liked to choose.

But the Text adds, that this promiscuous Generation went farther than the meer outward Crime of it, for it shew’d that the Wickedness of the Heart of Man was great before God, and that he resented it; In short, God perceived a Degeneracy or Defect of Virtue had seiz’d upon the whole Race, that there was a general Corruption of Manners, a Depravity of Nature upon them, that even the holy Seed was tainted with it, that the Devil had broken in upon them, and prevail’d to a great Degree; that not only the Practice of the Age was corrupt, for that God could easily have restrain’d, but that the very Heart of Man was debauch’d, his Desires wholly vitiated, and his Senses engag’d in it; so that in a Word, it became necessary to shew the divine Displeasure, not in the ordinary Manner, by Judgment and Reproofs of such kind as usually reclaim Men, but by a general Destruction to sweep them away, clear the Earth of them, and put an End to the Wickedness at once, removing the Offence and the Offenders all together; this is signify’d at large, Gen. vi. 5. God saw that the Wickedness of Man was great in the Earth, and that every Imagination of the Thoughts of his Heart was only evil continually. And again ℣ 11, 12. The Earth also was corrupt before God; and the Earth was fill’d with Violence. And God look’d upon the Earth and [Pg 127]behold it was corrupt; for all Flesh had corrupted his Way upon the Earth.

But the text adds that this widespread generation went beyond just the outward crime of it; it revealed that the wickedness of the human heart was great in God's eyes, and that He was displeased. In short, God recognized that a decline or lack of virtue had taken hold of the entire human race, leading to general corruption of morals and a depravity of nature among them. Even the holy lineage was affected; the devil had infiltrated their lives and managed to gain significant influence. It wasn't just that the practices of the time were corrupt—something God could easily have restrained—but that the very heart of man was corrupted, his desires completely twisted, and his senses were engaged in it. In other words, it became necessary for God to express His displeasure not in the usual way, with judgments and reprimands that normally bring people back, but through a complete destruction to wipe them out, cleanse the Earth of them, and end the wickedness once and for all, erasing both the offense and the offenders. This is explained in detail in Genesis 6:5. God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the Earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. And again in verses 11 and 12, The Earth also was corrupt before God; and the Earth was filled with violence. And God looked upon the Earth and [Pg 127] behold it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted his way upon the Earth.

It must be confess’d it was a strange Conquest the Devil had made in the Antediluvian World, that he had, as I may say, brought the whole Race of Mankind into a general Revolt from God; Noah was indeed a Preacher of Righteousness, and he had preach’d about 500 Years to as little Purpose as most of the good Ministers ever did; for we do not read there was one Man converted by him, or at least not one of them left, for that at the Deluge there was either none of them alive, or none spar’d but Noah and his three Sons, and their Wives; and even they are (’tis evident) recorded, not so much to be sav’d for their own Goodness, but because they were his Sons; Nay, without Breach of Charity we may conclude, that at least one went to the Devil even of those three, namely, Ham or Cham for triumphing in a brutal Manner over his Father’s Drunkenness; for we find the Special Curse reach’d to him and his Posterity for many Ages; and whether it went no farther than the present State of Life with them, we cannot tell.

It must be admitted that it was a strange victory the Devil achieved in the Antediluvian World, as he essentially led the entire human race to turn away from God. Noah was indeed a Preacher of Righteousness, and he preached for about 500 years to as little effect as most good ministers do; for we don’t read of even one person being converted by him, or at least none remained, since at the Deluge there were either no survivors or only Noah and his three sons, along with their wives. It’s evident that they were recorded not just for their goodness but because they were his sons. Furthermore, without lacking in charity, we can conclude that at least one of those three ended up going to the Devil, namely Ham or Cham, for proudly mocking his father's drunkenness; for we see that the Special Curse fell upon him and his descendants for many generations, and whether it affected them beyond this life, we cannot say.

We will suppose now that thro’ this whole 1500 Years the Devil having so effectually debauch’d Mankind, had advanc’d his infernal Kingdom to a prodigious Height; for the Text says, the whole Earth was fill’d with violence; in a Word, Blood, Murder, Rape, Robbery, Oppression and Injustice prevail’d every where, and Man, like the wild Bear in the Forest, liv’d by Prey, biting and devouring one another.

We will now assume that throughout these 1500 years, the Devil, having successfully corrupted humanity, advanced his evil kingdom to an enormous height; for the text says, the whole Earth was filled with violence; in other words, bloodshed, murder, rape, robbery, oppression, and injustice were rampant everywhere, and humans, like wild bears in the forest, lived by hunting, biting, and devouring each other.

At this Time Noah begins to preach a new Doctrine to them, for as he had before been a Preacher of Righteousness, now he becomes a Preacher of Vengeance; first he tells them they shall be all overwhelm’d with a Deluge, that[Pg 128] for their Sins God repented they were made, and that he would destroy them all, adding, that to prevent the Ruin of himself and Family, he resolv’d to build him a Ship to have recourse to when the Water should come over the Rest of the World.

At this time, Noah starts to preach a new doctrine to them. While he was previously a preacher of righteousness, he now becomes a preacher of vengeance. First, he tells them that they will all be overwhelmed by a flood, that[Pg 128] because of their sins, God regretted making them and decided to destroy them all. He adds that to avoid the destruction of himself and his family, he has decided to build a ship to seek refuge when the waters cover the rest of the world.

What Jesting, what Scorn, what Contempt did this Work expose the good old Man to for above a 100 Years? for so long the Work was building, as antient Authors say; let us represent to our selves in the most lively Manner how the witty World at that Time behav’d to poor old Noah; how they took their Evening Walks to see what he was doing, and passed their Judgment upon it, and upon the Progress of it; I say, to represent this to our selves, we need go no farther than to our own Witicisms upon Religion, and upon the most solemn Mysteries of Divine Worship; how we damn the Serious for Enthusiasts, think the Grave mad, and the Sober melancholy; call Religion it self Flatus and Hyppo; make the Devout ignorant, the Divine mercenary, and the whole Scheme of Divinity a Frame of Priestcraft; and thus no doubt the building an Ark or Boat, or whatever they call’d it, to float over the Mountains, and dance over the Plains, what could it be but a religious Frenzy, and the Man that so busied himself, a Lunatick? and all this in an Age when divine Things came by immediate Revelation into the Minds of Men! the Devil must therefore have made a strange Conquest upon Mankind to obliterate all the Reverence, which but a little before was so strangely impress’d upon them concerning their Maker.

What mockery, scorn, and contempt did this work subject the good old man to for over a hundred years? For that's how long the project took to complete, according to ancient authors; let’s vividly imagine how the clever world treated poor old Noah at that time. Picture how they took their evening strolls to see what he was up to and judged both his work and its progress. To visualize this, we only need to reflect on our own jokes about religion and the most serious mysteries of divine worship; how we dismiss the earnest as fanatics, think the serious are crazy, and view the sober as melancholic; we label religion itself as nonsense and hypocrisy; we consider the devout ignorant, the divine as greedy, and the entire framework of divinity as a scheme of priestcraft. So, building an ark or boat, or whatever they called it, to float over mountains and dance across plains could only have seemed like a religious madness, and anyone so occupied must have been considered a lunatic. This all happened in an age when divine matters were revealed directly to people! The Devil must have made a remarkable conquest over humanity to erase all the reverence that had so recently been imprinted on them regarding their Creator.

This was certainly the Height of the Devil’s Kingdom, and we shall never find him arrive to such a Pitch again; he was then truly and [Pg 129]literally the universal Monarch, nay the God of this World; and as all Tyrants do, he governs them with an arbitrary absolute sway; and had not God thought fit to give him a Writ of Ejectment, and afterwards drown him out of Possession I know not what would have been the Case, he might have kept his Hold for ought I know till the Seed of the Woman came to bruise his Head, that is to say, cripple his Government, Dethrone him and Depose his Power, as has been fulfill’d in the Messiah.

This was definitely the high point of the Devil’s Kingdom, and we will never see him reach such a level again; he was truly and [Pg 129]literally the universal ruler, even the God of this World; and like all tyrants, he ruled with absolute power; and if God hadn't decided to give him an eviction notice and then wipe him out, I don’t know what would have happened. He might have held on to his power until the Seed of the Woman came to crush his head, meaning to cripple his rule, dethrone him, and remove his authority, just as was fulfilled in the Messiah.

But as he was, I say, drown’d out of the World, his Kingdom for the present was at an End; at least, if he had a Dominion he had no Subjects, and as the Creation was in a Manner renewed, so the Devil had all his Work to do over again: Unhappy Man! how has he, by his weak Resistance, made the Devil, recovering his Hold too easy to him, and given him all the Advantages, except as before excepted, which he had before? Now whether he retired in the mean Time, and how he got footing again after Noah and his Family were landed upon the New Surface, that we come next to enquire.

But as he was, I say, drowned out of the world, his kingdom for now was at an end; at least, if he had a domain, he had no subjects. And just as creation was in a way renewed, the Devil had to start all his work over again. Unhappy man! How has he, through his weak resistance, made it too easy for the Devil to regain his hold and given him all the advantages, except for those exceptions previously noted, which he had before? Now whether he took a step back in the meantime, and how he regained a foothold after Noah and his family landed on the new surface, that's what we need to explore next.

 

 


Chapt. X.

Of the Devil’s second Kingdom, and how he got footing in the renew’d World by his Victory over Noah and his Race.

Of the Devil’s second Kingdom, and how he established himself in the renewed World through his Victory over Noah and his Descendants.

The Story of Noah, his building the Ark, his embarking himself and all Nature’s Stock for a new World on board it; the long Voyage they took, and the bad Weather they met with, tho’ it would embellish this Work very well, and[Pg 130] come in very much to the Purpose in this Place, yet as it does not belong to the Devil’s Story, for I cannot prove what some suggest (viz.) that he was in the Ark among the Rest, I say, for that Reason I must omit it.

The Story of Noah, his building the Ark, his taking himself and all of Nature’s Creatures on board for a new World; the long Voyage they experienced, and the bad Weather they faced, would definitely enhance this Work nicely, and [Pg 130] would fit in well here. However, since it doesn't relate to the Devil’s Story, and I can't prove what some claim (viz.) that he was in the Ark with the others, I’ll have to skip it for that reason.

And now having mention’d Satan’s being in the Ark; as I say, I cannot prove it, so there are, I think, some good Reasons to believe he was not there: First, I know no Business he had there; secondly, we read of no Mischief done there, and these joyn’d together make me conclude he was absent; the last I chiefly insist upon, that we read of no Mischief done there, which if he had been in the Ark, would certainly have happen’d; and therefore I suppose rather, that when he saw his Kingdom dissolv’d, his Subjects all ingulph’d in an inevitable Ruin and Desolation, a Sight suitable enough to him, except as it might unking him for a Time; I say, when he saw this, he took care to speed himself away as well as he could, and make his Retreat to a Place of Safety, where that was, is no more difficult to us, than it was to him.

And now that I've mentioned Satan being in the Ark, like I said, I can't prove it, but I think there are some good reasons to believe he wasn't there: First, I don't see any reason for him to be there; secondly, we don't read about any trouble caused there, and these two points together lead me to conclude he was absent; the main point I emphasize is that we don't read of any trouble caused there, which, if he had been in the Ark, surely would have happened; so I assume instead that when he saw his kingdom falling apart, his subjects all caught in inevitable ruin and destruction—a sight fitting for him, unless it might temporarily strip him of his power—I say, when he saw this, he made sure to get away as quickly as he could and find a safe place to retreat. Where that was is no harder for us to figure out than it was for him.

It is suggested that as he is Prince of the Power of the Air, he retired only into that Region. It is most rational to suppose he went no further on many Accounts, of which I shall speak by and by: Here he stay’d hovering in the Earth’s Atmosphere, as he has often done since, and perhaps now does; or if the Atmosphere of this Globe was affected by the Indraft of the Absorption, as some think, then he kept himself upon the Watch, to see what the Event of the new Phænomenon would be, and this Watch, wherever it was, I doubt not, was as near the Earth as he could place himself, perhaps in the Atmosphere of the Moon, or in a Word, the next Place of Retreat he could find.

It’s suggested that since he is the Prince of the Power of the Air, he only retreated to that region. It's reasonable to think he didn’t go any further for several reasons, which I will discuss shortly. Here he stayed, hovering in the Earth’s atmosphere, as he has often done since and may still be doing now; or if this planet’s atmosphere was influenced by the pull of the Absorption, as some believe, then he kept himself on guard to see what the outcome of the new phenomenon would be. This watch, wherever it was, was likely as close to Earth as he could get—perhaps in the atmosphere of the Moon, or in other words, the nearest place he could find to retreat to.

[Pg 131]From hence I took upon me to insist, that Satan has not a more certain Knowledge of Events than we; I say, he has not a more certain Knowledge; that he may be able to make stronger Conjectures and more rational Conclusions from that he sees, I will not deny; and that which he most outdoes us in is, that he sees more to conclude from than we can, but I am satisfied he knows nothing of Futurity more than we can see by Observation and Inference; nor, for Example, did he know whether God would repeople the World any more or no.

[Pg 131]I want to emphasize that Satan doesn’t have a more certain understanding of events than we do. I mean, he doesn’t have a more certain understanding; it’s true that he might be able to make stronger guesses and more logical conclusions based on what he observes. What gives him an edge is that he has more data to draw conclusions from than we do, but I believe he doesn’t know anything about the future beyond what we can deduce through observation and reasoning. For instance, he didn’t know whether God would repopulate the world again or not.

I must therefore allow that he only waited to see what would be the Event of this strange Eruption of Water, and what God propos’d to do with the Ark, and all that was in it.

I have to admit that he was just waiting to see what would happen with this strange eruption of water, and what God intended to do with the Ark and everything in it.

Some Philosophers tell us, besides what I hinted above, that the Devil could have no Retreat in the Earth’s Atmosphere, for that the Air being wholly condens’d into Water, and having continually pour’d down its Streams to deluge the Earth, that Body was become so small, and had suffer’d such Convulsions, that there was but just enough Air left to surround the Water, or as might serve by its Pressure to preserve the natural Position of Things, and supply the Creatures in the Ark with a Part to breath in.

Some philosophers tell us, in addition to what I mentioned earlier, that the Devil couldn't have any refuge in the Earth's atmosphere, because the air had completely condensed into water and had continually poured down its streams to flood the Earth. As a result, it shrank so much and experienced such upheavals that there was barely enough air left to surround the water, or just enough to maintain the natural order of things and provide the creatures in the Ark with a place to breathe.

The Atmosphere indeed might suffer some strange and unnatural Motions at that Time, but not (I believe) to that Degree, however, I will not affirm that there could be room in it, or is now for the Devil, much less for all the numberless Legions of Satan’s Host; but there was, and now certainly is, sufficient Space to receive him, and a sufficient Body of his Troops for the Business he had for them at that time, and that’s enough to the Purpose; or if the Earth’s Atmosphere did suffer any particular Convulsion on that Occasion, he might make his[Pg 132] Retreat to the Atmosphere of the Moon, or of Mars, or of Venus, or of any of the other Planets; or to any other Place, for he that is Prince of the Air could not want Retreats in such a Case, from whence he might watch for the issue of Things; certainly he did not go far, because his Business lay here, and he never goes out of his Way of doing Mischief.

The atmosphere may have experienced some strange and unnatural movements at that time, but I don’t think it was to that extent. However, I won’t say there’s no room for the Devil in it, much less for all the countless legions of Satan’s forces. But there was, and still is, enough space to accommodate him and a sizeable contingent of his troops for the tasks he needed them to perform at that time, and that suffices. If the Earth’s atmosphere did indeed experience any specific upheaval on that occasion, he could easily retreat to the atmosphere of the Moon, or Mars, or Venus, or any of the other planets. He could go anywhere, as the Prince of the Air wouldn’t lack for places to hide while keeping an eye on the situation. He certainly didn’t go far, because his business was here, and he never strays from his path of causing trouble.

In particular, his more than ordinary Concern was, to see what would become of the Ark; he was wise enough doubtless to see, that God, who had directed its making, nay even the very Structure of it, would certainly take Care of it, preserve it upon the Water, and bring it to some Place of Safety or other; tho’ where it should be, the Devil with all his Cunning could not resolve, whether on the same Surface the Waters drawing off, or in any other created or to be created Place; and this State of Uncertainty being evidently his Case, and which proves his Ignorance of Futurity, it was his Business, I say, to watch with the utmost vigilance for the Event.

In particular, his greater-than-usual concern was to see what would happen to the Ark; he was certainly wise enough to realize that God, who had guided its creation and even its very design, would definitely take care of it, keep it afloat on the water, and bring it to a safe place or another; though where that would be, even the Devil with all his cleverness could not figure out, whether on the same surface as the waters receded or in some other place, existing or yet to be created; and this state of uncertainty clearly showed his ignorance of the future, so it was his job, I say, to watch with the utmost vigilance for what would happen next.

If the Ark was (as Mr. Burnet thinks) guided by two Angels, they not only held it from foundering or being swallow’d up in the Water, but certainly kept the Waters calm about it, especially when the Lord brought a strong Wind to blow over the whole Globe, which by the Way was the first, and, I suppose, the only universal Storm that ever blew, for to be sure it blew over the whole Surface at once; I say, if it was thus guided, to be sure the Devil saw it, and that with Envy and Regret that he could do it no Injury, for doubtless had it been in the Devil’s Power, as God had drown’d the whole Race of Man, except what was in the Ark, he would have taken care to have dispatch’d them too, and so made an End of the Creation at once; but either he was not empower’d[Pg 133] to go to the Ark, or it was so well guarded by Angels, that when he came near it he could do it no harm: So it rested at length, the Waters abating on the Mountains of Arrarat in Armenia, or some where else that Way, and where they say a Piece of the Keel is remaining to this Day; of which, however with Dr. ——— I say, I believe not one Word.

If the Ark was (as Mr. Burnet believes) guided by two angels, they not only kept it from sinking or being swallowed up in the water, but they also definitely calmed the waters around it, especially when the Lord sent a strong wind to blow over the entire globe, which, by the way, was the first and I assume the only universal storm that ever happened, because it certainly affected the whole surface all at once. I say, if it was guided in this way, the Devil must have seen it, feeling envious and regretful that he couldn’t do any harm to it, because if it had been within the Devil’s power, like God had drowned the entire human race except for those in the Ark, he would have made sure to wipe them out too, effectively ending creation all at once; but either he was not able[Pg 133] to approach the Ark, or it was so well protected by angels that when he got close, he couldn’t harm it. So eventually, it settled as the waters receded on the mountains of Arrarat in Armenia, or somewhere in that direction, and where they say a piece of the keel still remains to this day; however, like Dr. ———, I don’t believe a word of it.

The Ark being safe landed, ’tis reasonable to believe Noah prepared to go on Shore, as the Seamen call it, as soon as the dry Land began to appear; and here you must allow me to suppose Satan, tho’ himself cloth’d with a Cloud, so as not to be seen, came immediately, and pearching on the Roof, saw all the Heaven-kept Houshold safely landed, and all the Host of living Creatures dispersing themselves down the Sides of the Mountain, as the Search of their Food or other proper Occasions directed them.

The Ark safely landed, so it makes sense to think that Noah got ready to go ashore, as sailors would say, as soon as the dry land started to show up. Here, I’ll assume that Satan, although hidden by a cloud, came right away, and perched on the roof. He saw all the heavenly household safely landed, and all the animals spreading out down the mountain, searching for food or whatever else they needed.

This Sight was enough; Satan was at no Loss to conclude from hence that the Design of God was to repeople the World by the Way of ordinary Generation, from the Posterity of these eight Persons, without creating any new Species.

This sight was enough; Satan quickly realized that God intended to repopulate the world through ordinary reproduction from the descendants of these eight people, without creating any new species.

Very well, says the Devil, then my Advantage over them, by the Snare I laid for poor Eve, is good still; and I am now just where I was after Adam’s Expulsion from the Garden, and when I had Cain and his Race to go to work with; for here is the old expung’d Corrupted Race still, as Cain was the Object then, so Noah is my Man now, and if I do not master him one way or another, I am mistaken in my Mark. Pardon me for making a Speech for the Devil.

Very well, says the Devil, then my advantage over them, thanks to the trap I set for poor Eve, is still effective; and I am now exactly where I was after Adam’s expulsion from the Garden, back when I had Cain and his descendants to deal with; because here is the old, corrupted race again. Just as Cain was the target back then, Noah is my target now, and if I don’t gain control over him one way or another, I must have missed my mark. Pardon me for making a speech for the Devil.

Noah big with a Sense of his late Condition, and while the Wonders of the Deluge were fresh in his Mind, spent his first Days in the Extasies of his Soul, giving Thanks, and praising the Power[Pg 134] that had been his Protection, in and thro’ the Flood of Waters, and which had in so miraculous a Manner, safely landed him on the Surface of the newly discover’d Land; and the Text tells us, as one of the first Things he was employ’d in, He built an Altar unto the Lord, and offered Burnt-Offerings upon the Altar. Gen. viii. 20.

Noah, fully aware of his recent experience, and with the memories of the Flood still vivid in his mind, spent his first days in a state of spiritual ecstasy, giving thanks and praising the power[Pg 134] that had protected him during the floodwaters and had miraculously brought him to the surface of the newly discovered land. The text tells us that one of the first things he did was, He built an altar to the Lord and offered burnt offerings on the altar. Gen. viii. 20.

While Noah was thus employ’d he was safe, the Devil himself could no where break in upon him; and we may suppose very reasonably, as he found the old Father invulnerable, he left him for some Years, watching notwithstanding all possible Advantages against his Sons and their Children; for now the Family began to encrease, and Noah’s Sons had several Children; whether himself had any more Children after the Flood or not, that we are not arriv’d to any Certainty about.

While Noah was busy with his work, he was safe; the Devil couldn't reach him anywhere. It’s reasonable to assume that since he found the old man untouchable, he left him alone for some years, keeping an eye on all possible opportunities to go after his sons and their children. The family was starting to grow, and Noah’s sons had several kids. We can't be sure if he had any more children after the Flood or not.

Among his Sons the Devil found Japhet and Shem, good, pious, religious, and very devout Persons; serving God daily, after the Example of their good old Father Noah, and he could make nothing of them or of any of their Posterity; but Ham the second, or according to some, the younger Son of Noah, had a Son who was nam’d Canaan, a loose young profligate Fellow, his Education was probably but cursory and superficial, his Father Ham not being near so religious and serious a Man as his Brothers Shem and Japhet were; and as Canaan’s Education was defective, so he prov’d, as untaught Youth generally do, a wild, and in short a very wicked Fellow, and consequently a fit Tool for the Devil to go to work with.

Among his sons, the Devil found Japhet and Shem, who were good, faithful, and very dedicated people; they served God every day, following the example of their righteous father Noah. The Devil could do nothing with them or any of their descendants. But Ham, the second son—or as some say, the younger son of Noah—had a son named Canaan, a wild and reckless young man. His education was likely hasty and shallow, as his father Ham was not nearly as religious or serious as his brothers Shem and Japhet. With a poor upbringing, Canaan turned out like most untrained youth do: unruly and, overall, very wicked, making him an ideal tool for the Devil to work with.

Noah, a diligent industrious Man, being with all his Family thus planted in the rich fruitful Plains of Armenia, or wherever you please, let it be near the Mountains of Caucasus or Arrarat; went immediately to work, cultivating and improving[Pg 135] the Soil, encreasing his Cattle and Pastures, sowing Corn, and among other Things planting Trees for Food, and among the Fruit Trees he planted Vines, of the Grapes thereof he made no doubt, as they still in the same Country do make, most excellent Wine, rich, luscious, strong, and pleasant.

Noah, a hardworking and dedicated man, along with his entire family settled in the rich, fertile plains of Armenia, or wherever you like, whether near the mountains of Caucasus or Ararat. He immediately got to work, cultivating and improving[Pg 135] the land, increasing his livestock and pastures, planting crops, and among other things, planting trees for food. Among the fruit trees, he planted vines, knowing that, just like they still do in the same region, he would be able to make excellent wine from the grapes—rich, luscious, strong, and enjoyable.

I cannot come into the Notion of our Criticks, who to excuse Noah from the guilt of what followed, or at least from the Censure, tell us, he knew not the Strength or the Nature of Wine, but that gathering the heavy Clusters of the Grapes, and their own weight crushing out their balmy Juices into his Hand, he tasted the tempting Liquor, and that the Devil assisting he was charm’d with the delicious Fragrance, and tasted again and again, pressing it out into a Bowl or Dish, that he might take a larger Quantity; till at length the heady Froth ascended and seizing his Brain, he became intoxicate and drunk, not in the least imagining there was any such Strength in the Juice of that excellent Fruit.

I can't understand the reasoning of our critics who, to defend Noah from the blame of what happened next, say he didn't know the effects or nature of wine. They argue that while picking the heavy clusters of grapes, their weight squeezed their sweet juices into his hand. He tasted the enticing liquid, and with a little help from the Devil, he became enchanted by the delightful aroma and kept drinking, pouring it into a bowl or dish to have more. Eventually, the intoxicating foam took over, clouding his mind, and he got drunk, completely unaware of the potency of that fine fruit's juice.

But to make out this Story, which is indeed very favourable for Noah, but in it self extremely ridiculous, you must necessarily fall into some Absurdities, and beg the Question most egregiously in some particular Cases, which way of arguing will by no means suppose what is suggested; at first you must support there was no such Thing as Wine made before the Deluge, and that no Body had been ever made drunk with the Juice of the Grape before Noah, which, I say, is begging the Question in the grossest Manner.

But to understand this story, which is quite favorable to Noah but also extremely silly, you have to accept some absurdities and make some serious assumptions in certain cases. This way of reasoning definitely doesn’t support what is suggested. First, you need to claim that there was no such thing as wine made before the flood and that no one ever got drunk on grape juice before Noah, which, I must say, is the most blatant begging of the question.

If the Contrary is true, as I see no Reason to question, if, I say, it was true that there was Wine drank, and that Men were or had been drunk with it before, they cannot then but suppose that Noah, who was a wise, a great and a good Man, and a Preacher of Righteousness, both[Pg 136] knew of it, and without doubt had in his preaching against their Crimes, preach’d against this among the rest, upbraided them with it, reprov’d them for it, and exhorted them against it.

If the opposite is true, as I see no reason to doubt it, if, I say, it was true that there was wine consumed, and that people were or had been drunk from it before, then they could only assume that Noah, who was wise, great, and good, as well as a Preacher of Righteousness, both[Pg 136] knew about it, and without a doubt addressed this issue in his preaching against their wrongdoings, spoke out against it, reproached them for it, and urged them to avoid it.

Again, ’tis highly probable they had Grapes growing, and consequently Wines made from them, in the Antediluvian World, how else did Noah come by the Vines which he planted? For we are to suppose, he could plant no Trees or Shrubs, but such as he found the Roots of in the Earth, and which no doubt had been there before in their highest Perfection, and had consequently grown up and brought forth the same luscious Fruit before.

Again, it's very likely that they had grapes growing, and as a result, wines made from them, in the time before the flood; otherwise, how did Noah get the vines that he planted? We have to assume he could only plant trees or shrubs from the roots he found in the ground, which had undoubtedly been there before in their prime and had already produced the same delicious fruit.

Besides, as he found the Roots of the Vines, so he understood what they were, and what Fruit they bore, or else it may be supposed also he would not have planted them; for he planted them for their Fruit, as he did it in the Provision he was making for his Subsistence, and the Subsistence of his Family: and if he did not know what they were, he would not have set them, for he was not planting for Diversion but for Profit.

Besides, once he discovered the roots of the vines, he understood what they were and what fruit they produced. Otherwise, it's likely he wouldn't have planted them; he planted them for their fruit, as part of his plan to provide for himself and his family. If he didn’t know what they were, he wouldn't have set them out, because he wasn’t planting for fun but for profit.

Upon the whole it seems plain to me he knew what he did, as well when he planted the Vines as when he pressed out the Grapes; and also when he drank the Juice that he knew it was Wine, was strong and would make him drunk if he took enough of it: He knew that other Men had been drunk with such Liquor before the Flood, and that he had reprehended them for it; and therefore it was not his Ignorance, but the Devil took him at some Advantage, when his Appetite was eager, or he thirsty, and the Liquor cooling and pleasant; and in short, as Eve said, the Serpent beguilded her, and she did eat, so the Devil beguiled Noah, and he did drink; the Temptation was too strong for Noah, not the Wine; he knew[Pg 137] well enough what he did, but as the Drunkards say to this Day, it was so good he could not forbear it, and so he got drunk before he was aware; or as our ordinary Speech expresses it, he was overtaken with drink; and Mr. Pool and other Expositors are partly of the same Mind.

Overall, it seems clear to me that he knew what he was doing, both when he planted the vines and when he pressed the grapes; and also when he drank the juice, he knew it was wine, was strong, and would make him drunk if he had enough of it. He knew that other people had gotten drunk on such liquor before the Flood and that he had criticized them for it. Therefore, it wasn't ignorance on his part, but rather the Devil took advantage of him when his appetite was strong, or he was thirsty, and the liquor was cool and pleasant. In short, as Eve said, the Serpent beguiled her, and she ate, so the Devil beguiled Noah, and he drank. The temptation was too strong for Noah, not the wine; he [Pg 137] knew well enough what he was doing, but as drunkards say to this day, it was so good he couldn’t resist it, and so he got drunk before he even realized it; or as we usually say, he was overtaken with drink; and Mr. Pool and other commentators feel similarly.

No sooner was the poor old Man conquer’d, and the Wine had lighten’d his Head, but it may be supposed he falls off from the Chair or Bench where he sate, and tumbling backward his Clothes, which in those hot Countries were only loose open Robes, like the Vests which the Armenians wear to this Day, flying abroad, or the Devil so assisting on purpose to expose him, he lay there in a naked indecent Posture not fit to be seen.

No sooner had the poor old man been defeated, and the wine gotten to his head, than he fell off the chair or bench where he was sitting. Tipping backward, his clothes, which in those hot countries were just loose open robes like the vests that the Armenians wear today, spread out around him. With the Devil perhaps helping just to expose him, he lay there in a completely indecent position that was not suitable for anyone to see.

In this juncture who should come by but young Canaan, say some; or as others think, this young Fellow first attack’d him by way of Kindness and pretended Affection; prompted his Grandfather to drink, on Pretence of the Wine being good for him, and proper for the Support of his old Age, and subtilly set upon him, drinking also with him, and so (his Head being too strong for the old Man’s) drank him down, and then, Devil like, triumph’d over him; boasted of his Conquest, insulted the Body as it were dead, uncovered him on purpose to expose him, and leaving him in that indecent Posture, went and made Sport with it to his Father Ham, who in that Part, wicked like himself, did the same to his Brethren Japhet and Shem; but they like modest and good Men, far from carrying on the wicked Insult on their Parent, went and cover’d him, as the Scripture expresses it, and as may be supposed inform’d him how he had been abus’d, and by whom.

At this point, who should show up but young Canaan, some say; or as others believe, this young guy first approached him with kindness and fake affection; encouraged his grandfather to drink, claiming that the wine was good for him and suitable for his old age, and slyly joined him, drinking along until, since he could handle it better than the old man, he outdrank him. Then, like a Devil, he celebrated his victory, bragged about his conquest, insulted the man as if he were dead, and uncovered him on purpose to humiliate him. After leaving him in that shameless position, he went and showed it off to his father Ham, who, wicked like his son, did the same to his brothers Japhet and Shem. But they, being modest and good people, didn't engage in the cruel insult against their father; instead, they covered him, as the Scripture puts it, and probably told him how he had been mistreated and by whom.

Why else should Noah, when he came to himself, shew his Resentment so much against Canaan his Grandson, rather than against Ham his Father,[Pg 138] and who ’tis supposed in the Story the guilt chiefly lay upon? we see the Curse is (as it were) laid wholly upon Canaan the Grandson, and not a Word of the Father is mention’d, Gen. ix. 25, 26, 27, Cursed be Canaan, a Servant of Servants shall he be, &c.

Why else would Noah, once he regained his senses, express his anger so strongly towards Canaan, his grandson, instead of Ham, his father,[Pg 138] who is believed in the story to bear the brunt of the guilt? The curse seems to be entirely placed on Canaan, the grandson, with no mention of the father, as seen in Gen. ix. 25, 26, 27, Cursed be Canaan, a Servant of Servants shall he be, etc.

That Ham was Guilty, that’s certain from the History of Fact, but I cannot but suppose his Grandson was the Occasion of it; and in this Case the Devil seems to have made Canaan the Instrument or Tool to delude Noah, and draw him in to Drunkenness, as he made the Serpent the Tool to beguile Eve, and draw her into Disobedience.

That Ham was guilty is certain from the historical facts, but I can’t help but think that his grandson played a role in it; in this case, it seems like the Devil used Canaan as an instrument to deceive Noah and lead him into drunkenness, just as he used the Serpent to mislead Eve and tempt her into disobedience.

Possibly Canaan might do it without Design at first, but might be brought in to ridicule and make a Jest of the old Patriarch afterward, as is too frequent since in the Practice of our Days; but I rather believe he did it really with a wicked Design, and on Purpose to expose and insult his Reverend old Parent; and this seems more likely too, because of the great Bitterness with which Noah resented it, after he came to be inform’d of it.

Possibly Canaan might have done it without any intention at first, but he might have later been encouraged to mock and make fun of the old Patriarch, as often happens in our times; however, I believe he acted with a malicious intent, deliberately trying to humiliate and disrespect his respected old father. This seems more plausible too, considering the intense resentment that Noah felt once he found out about it.

But be that as it will, the Devil certainly made a great Conquest here, and as to outward Appearance no less than that which he gain’d before over Adam; nor did the Devil’s Victory consist barely in his having drawn in the only righteous Man of the whole Antediluvian World, and so beginning or initiating the new young Progeny with a Crime; but here was the great Oracle silenc’d at once; the Preacher of Righteousness, for such no doubt he would have been to the new World, as he was to the old, I say, the Preacher was turn’d out of Office, or his Mouth stopt, which was worse; nay, it was a stopping of his Mouth in the worst kind, far worse than stopping his Breath,[Pg 139] for had he died, the Office had descended to his sons Shem and Japhet, but he was dead to the Office of an Instructor, tho’ alive as to his Being; For of what Force could his Preachings be, who had thus fallen himself into the most shameful and beastly Excess?

But it is what it is; the Devil definitely scored a major victory here, and in terms of outward appearances, it was no less significant than what he achieved before against Adam. The Devil’s triumph wasn't just about corrupting the only righteous man in the entire Antediluvian world, thus starting the new generation with a sin; it also meant that the great Oracle was silenced immediately. The Preacher of Righteousness, who certainly would have been a guide for the new world just as he was for the old, was pushed out of his role, or worse, had his voice taken away. In fact, it was a silencing of his voice in the worst way, far worse than taking away his breath,[Pg 139] because if he had died, the position would have passed to his sons Shem and Japhet, but he was dead to the role of an instructor, even though he was alive physically. After all, how effective could his preaching be if he himself had fallen into the most disgraceful and shameful excess?

Besides some are of the Opinion, tho’ I hope without Ground, that Noah was not only overtaken once in his Drink, but that being fallen into that Sin it became habitual, and he continued in it a great while, and that it was this which is the meaning of his being uncovered in his Tent, and that his Son saw his Nakedness; that is, he continually exposed himself for a long Time, a hundred Years, say they, and that his Son Ham, and his Grandson Canaan having drawn him into it, kept him in it, encourag’d and prompted it, and all the while Satan still prompting them, join’d their Scoffs and contempt of him, with their wicked Endeavours to promote the Wickedness; and both with as much Success as the Devil himself could wish for.

Some people believe, though I hope this isn't true, that Noah was not only caught drunk once but that he fell into that sin repeatedly, making it a habit. They say he continued this way for a long time, interpreting his being uncovered in his tent as a sign that he often exposed himself, possibly for a hundred years. They claim his son Ham and grandson Canaan drew him into this behavior, encouraged it, and kept him in it, while Satan was also pushing them along, joining in their mocking and contempt of him, all while promoting their wrongdoing, with as much success as the Devil could desire.

Then as for his two Sons modestly and decently covering their Father, they tell us, that Represents Shem and Japhet applying themselves in an humble and dutiful Manner to their Father, to entreat and beseech him to consider his ancient Glory, his own pious Exhortations to the late drowned World, and to consider the Offence which he gave by his evil Courses to God, and the Scandal to his whole Family, and also that they are brought in effectually prevailing upon him; and that then Noah cursed the Wickedness of Ham’s degenerate Race, in Testimony of his sincere Repentance after the Fact.

Then, regarding his two sons modestly and decently covering their father, they tell us that Shem and Japhet approached him in a humble and respectful manner, pleading with him to remember his former glory, his own pious warnings to the world that had just drowned, and to reflect on the offense he caused God with his wrongdoings, which brought shame to his whole family. They effectively persuaded him, and then Noah cursed the wickedness of Ham’s degenerate lineage as a sign of his genuine repentance after the fact.

The Story is not so very unlikely as it is certain that it is not to be proved, and therefore we had better take it as we find it (viz.) for one single Act; but suppose it was so, ’tis still certain[Pg 140] that Noah’s Preaching was sadly interrupted, the Energy of his Words flatter’d, and the Force of his Persuasions enervated and abated, by this shameful Fall; that he was effectually silenc’d for an Instructor ever after, and this was as much as the Devil had Occasion for; and therefore indeed we read little more of him, except that he lived three hundred and fifty Years after the Flood; nay, we do not so much as read that he had any more Children, but the contrary, nor indeed could Noah have any more Children, except by his old and perhaps super-annuated Wife, who it was very likely he had had four or five hundred Year, unless you will suppose he was allow’d to marry some of his own Progeny, Daughters or Grandaughters, which we do not suppose was allow’d, no not to Adam himself.

The story isn't as unlikely as it seems, but it's clear that it can't be proven, so we should accept it as it is (i.e., as a single act). But let's say it is true; it’s still clear[Pg 140] that Noah's preaching was sadly interrupted, the power of his words diminished, and the strength of his arguments weakened by this disgraceful fall. He was effectively silenced as a teacher from then on, and that's all the Devil needed. So, we hardly read anything more about him, except that he lived for three hundred and fifty years after the flood. In fact, we don't even read that he had any more children, but rather the opposite. Noah couldn't have any more children unless with his old and possibly elderly wife, whom he likely had for four or five hundred years, unless you think he was allowed to marry some of his own descendants, daughters or granddaughters, which we don't believe was permitted, not even to Adam himself.

This was certainly a Master-piece of the Devil’s Policy, and a fatal Instance of his unhappy Diligence, (viz.) that the Door of the Ark was no sooner open, and the Face of the World hardly dry from the universal Destruction of Mankind, but he was at work among them; and that not only to form a general Defection among the Race, upon the Foot of the original Taint of Nature, but like a bold Devil he strikes at the very Root, and flies at the next general Representative of Mankind, attacks the Head of the Family, that in his Miscarriage the Rise and Progress of a Reformation of the new World should receive an early Check, and should be at once prevented; I say, like a bold Devil, he strikes at the Root, and alas! poor unhappy Noah, he proved too weak for him, Satan prevail’d in his very first Attempt, and got the Victory over him at once.

This was definitely a masterpiece of the Devil’s strategy, and a tragic example of his relentless effort, (viz.) that the moment the Ark’s door opened and the Earth's surface was barely dried from the total destruction of humanity, he was already at work among them; not only to create a widespread defection among the human race due to the original flaw in human nature, but like a bold Devil, he aimed for the very root, attacking the next general representative of mankind, going after the head of the family, so that in his failure, the rise and progress of a new reformation for the world would face an early setback and be completely thwarted; I say, like a bold Devil, he aims for the root, and alas! poor unfortunate Noah, he was too weak for him, Satan succeeded in his very first attempt and defeated him right away.

Noah thus overcome, and Satan’s Conquest carried on to the utmost of his own Wishes, the Devil had little more to do in the World[Pg 141] for some Ages, than to carry on an universal Degeneracy among Mankind, and to finish it by a like diligent Application, in deluding the Generality of the Race, and them as they came on gradually into Life; this he found the less difficult, because of the first Defection which spread like a Contagion upon the Earth immediately after.

Noah being defeated, and Satan’s conquest fully achieved, the Devil had little left to do in the world[Pg 141] for some time, except to promote a widespread decline among humanity and to accomplish this with the same effort by deceiving most people as they gradually entered life; he found this task easier due to the initial fall that spread like a contagion across the Earth right afterward.

The first Evidence we have of his Success in this mischievous Design was in the Building that great stupendious Stair-case, for such it seems it was intended, call’d Babel, which if the whole World had not been drunk, or otherwise infatuated, they would never have undertaken; even Satan himself could never have prevail’d with them to undertake such a preposterous Piece of Work, for it had neither End or Means, Possibility or Probability in it.

The first evidence we have of his success in this mischievous plan was the construction of that immense, impressive staircase, called Babel. If the whole world hadn’t been drunk or otherwise misled, they would never have attempted it. Even Satan himself wouldn’t have been able to convince them to undertake such a ridiculous project, as it had neither a purpose nor a way to succeed, and was devoid of any possibility or likelihood of success.

I must confess I am sometimes apt to vindicate our old Ancestors, in my Thoughts, from the Charge it self, as we generally understand it, namely, that they really design’d to build a Tower which should reach up to Heaven, or that it should secure them in case of another Flood; and Father Casaubon is of my Opinion, whether I am of his or no, is a Question by it self; his opinion is that the Confusion was nothing but a Breach among the Undertakers and Directors of the Work, and that the Building was design’d chiefly for a Store-house for Provisions, in Case of a second Deluge; as to their Notion of its reaching up to Heaven, he takes the Expression to be allegorical rather than little, and only to mean that it should be exceeding high; perhaps they might not be Astronomers enough to measure the Distance of Space between the Earth and Heaven, as we pretend to do now; but as Noah was then[Pg 142] alive, and as we believe all his three Sons were so too, they were able to have inform’d them how absurd it was to suppose either the one or the other (viz.) (1.) that they could build up to Heaven, or (2.) that they could build firm enough to resist, or high enough to overtop the Waters, supposing such another Flood should happen; I would rather think it was only that they intended to build a most glorious and magnificent City, where they might all inhabit together; and that this Tower was to be built for Ornament and also for Strength, or as above, and for a Store-house to lay up vast Magazines of Provisions, in Case of extraordinary Floods or other Events, the City being built in a great Plain, namely, the Plains of Shimar near the River Euphrates.

I have to admit that I sometimes like to defend our ancestors in my thoughts against the accusation that they actually intended to build a tower that would reach heaven, or that it would protect them from another flood. Father Casaubon agrees with me, though whether I truly agree with him is another question altogether. He believes that the confusion was simply a breakdown among those involved in the project and that the building was mainly meant to be a storage place for provisions in case of a second deluge. As for their idea of it reaching up to heaven, he interprets the phrase as more metaphorical than literal, meaning it was intended to be extremely tall. They might not have been knowledgeable enough to gauge the distance from earth to heaven like we think we can now. However, since Noah was alive at that time, and we believe all three of his sons were too, they could have informed the others how ridiculous it was to think either that they could build to heaven or that they could build something sturdy enough to withstand or tall enough to surpass the waters if another flood were to occur. I would rather believe that they simply aimed to construct a beautiful and grand city where they could all live together, and that this tower was meant for decoration and strength, as well as a storage facility for large amounts of provisions in case of extraordinary floods or other events, with the city being situated in a vast plain, specifically the plains of Shimar near the river Euphrates.

But the Story, as it is recorded, suits better with Satan’s Measures at that Time; and as he was from the Beginning prompting them to every Thing that was contrary to the Happiness of Man, so the more preposterous it was, and the more inconsistent with common Sense, the more to his Purpose; and it shew’d the more what a compleat Conquest he had gain’d over the Reason as well as the Religion of Mankind at that Time.

But the story, as it's told, aligns better with Satan's strategies at that time; just as he had always been pushing them towards everything that went against human happiness, the more ridiculous and illogical it was, the more it served his purpose. It showed just how complete his victory was over both the reasoning and the faith of humanity at that time.

Again, ’tis evident in this Case, they were not only acting contrary to the Nature of Things, but contrary to the Design and to the Command of Heaven; for God’s Command was that they should replenish the Earth, that is, that they should spread their Habitations over it, and People the whole Globe; whereas they were pitching in one Place, as if they were not to multiply sufficient to take up any more.

Once again, it’s clear in this situation that they were not only going against the nature of things but also against the purpose and command of God; for God’s command was for them to fill the Earth, meaning that they should spread out and populate the entire planet; instead, they were settling in one place, as if they weren’t supposed to grow enough to occupy any more land.

But what car’d the Devil for that, or to put it a little handsomer, that was what Satan aimed at; for it was enough to him, to bring[Pg 143] Mankind to act just contrary to what Heaven had directed or commanded them in any thing, and if possible in every Thing.

But what did the Devil care about that, or to put it a bit more elegantly, that was what Satan was after; for it was enough for him to lead[Pg 143] humanity to do exactly the opposite of what Heaven had instructed or commanded them in anything, and if possible, in everything.

But God himself put a stop to this foolish Piece of Work, and it was time indeed to do so, for a madder thing the Devil himself never proposed to them; I say, God himself put a stop to this new Undertaking, and disappointed the Devil; and how was it done? not in Judgment and Anger, as perhaps the Devil expected and hop’d for, but as pitying the Simplicity of that dreaming Creature Man, he confused their Speech, or as some say, divided and confused their Councils, so that they could not agree with one another, which would be the same Thing as not to understand one another; or he put a new Shibboleth upon their Tongues, thereby separating them into Tribes or Families, for by this every Family found themselves under a Necessity of keeping together, and this naturally encreased that Differing Jargons of Language, for at first it might be no more.

But God himself put a stop to this foolish plan, and it was definitely time to do so, because the Devil never suggested anything crazier. I mean, God himself halted this new venture and disappointed the Devil; and how did he do it? Not through judgment and anger, as the Devil might have expected and hoped for, but by feeling pity for the simple-mindedness of that dreaming creature, man. He confused their speech, or as some say, divided and scrambled their thoughts, so they couldn’t agree with one another, which was basically the same as not understanding one another; or he imposed a new way of speaking on them, separating them into tribes or families. As a result, each family needed to stick together, which naturally increased the different dialects of language, for at first it might have been nothing more than that.

What a Confusion this was to them we all know, by their being oblig’d to leave off their building, and immediately separating one from another; but what a Surprize it was to the old Serpent, that remains to be considered of, for indeed it belongs to his History.

What a confusion this was for them we all know, as they were forced to stop their building and immediately separate from each other; but what a surprise it was for the old Serpent, which is worth considering, as it truly relates to his story.

Satan had never met with any Disappointment in all his wicked Attempts till now; for first, he succeeded even to triumph upon Eve, he did the like upon Cain, and in short upon the whole World, one Man (Noah) excepted; when he blended the Sons of God, and the Daughters of Hell, for so the Word is understood, together, in promiscuous voluptuous Living as well as Generation.

Satan had never faced any disappointment in all his evil schemes until now; first, he succeeded even to the point of victory with Eve, he did the same with Cain, and in short, he had triumph over the entire world, except for one man (Noah); when he mixed the Sons of God and the Daughters of Hell, as the Word is understood, together in indiscriminate lustful living as well as procreation.

As to the Deluge, Authors are not agreed whether it was a Disappointment to the Devil or no,[Pg 144] it might be indeed a Surprize to him, for tho’ Noah had preach’d of it for a hundred Year together, yet as he (Satan) daily prompted the People not to heed or believe what that old Fellow Noah said to them, and to ridicule his whimsical Building a monstrous Tub to swim or float in, when the said Deluge should come; so I am of the Opinion he did not believe it himself, and am positive he could not foresee it, by any insight into Futurity that he was Master of.

When it comes to the Flood, authors don't agree on whether it was a letdown for the devil or not,[Pg 144] it might have actually surprised him. Although Noah preached about it for a hundred years, he (Satan) constantly encouraged people to ignore or disbelieve what that old guy Noah was telling them. He urged them to mock his strange construction of a huge boat to float in when the Flood came. Because of this, I think he didn't believe it himself and I’m sure he couldn't have predicted it, given any foresight he might have had.

’Tis true the Astronomers tell us, there was a very terrible Comet seen in the Air, that it appeared for 180 Days before the Flood continually; and that as it approach’d nearer and nearer every Day all the while, so that at last it burst and fell down in a continual Spout or Stream of Water, being of a watry Substance, and the Quantity so great, that it was forty Days a falling; so that this Comet not only foretold the Deluge or drowning of the Earth, but actually perform’d it, and drown’d it from it self.

It’s true that astronomers tell us there was a very terrible comet seen in the sky, which appeared for 180 days before the Flood without stopping. As it got closer every day, it eventually burst and fell down in a continuous stream of water, being made of a watery substance. The amount was so great that it fell for forty days. This comet not only predicted the flood that would drown the Earth but actually caused it to happen.

But to leave this Tale to them that told it, let us consider the Devil, surpris’d, and a little amaz’d at the Absorption or Inundation, or whatever we are to call it, of the Earth in the Deluge, not, I say, that he was much concern’d at it, perhaps just the Contrary; and if God would drown it again, and as often as he thought fit, I do not see by any thing I meet with in Satan’s History, or in the Nature of him, that he would be at all disturb’d at it; all that I can see in it, that could give Satan any Concern, would be that all his Favourites were gone, and he had his Work to do over again, to lay a Foundation for a new Conquest in the Generation that was to come; But in this his Prospect was fair enough, for why should he be discouraged, when he had now eight People to work upon, who met with such Success when he[Pg 145] had but two? and why should he question breaking in now where Nature was already vitiated and corrupted, when he had before conquer’d the same Nature, when in its primitive Rectitude and Purity, just come out of the Hands of its Maker, and fortify’d with the Awe of his high and solemn Command just given them, and the threatning of Death also annext to it, if broken?

But to leave this story to those who told it, let’s think about the Devil, who was surprised and a bit taken aback by the Earth being flooded, or whatever we want to call it, during the Deluge. I don’t think he was really bothered by it—probably quite the opposite. If God wanted to flood it again, as many times as He pleased, I see nothing in Satan’s story or his nature that suggests he would be at all upset by it. The only thing that might concern him would be that all his favorites were gone, and he would have to start over to set up a new conquest for the generation to come. But in this, his prospects looked pretty good. Why should he be discouraged when he now had eight people to work with, considering he had such success with just two? And why should he hesitate to intrude now when nature was already corrupted, especially since he had previously conquered the same nature when it was still pure and untouched, right after it came from the hands of its Creator, bolstered by the awe of His serious command just given to them, along with the threat of death tied to that command if it was broken?

But I go back to the Affair of Babel: This Confusion of Language or of Councils, take it which way you will, as the first Disappointment that I find the Devil met with, in all his Attempts and Practices upon Mankind, or upon the new Creature, which I mentioned above; for now he foresaw what would follow; namely, that the People would separate and spread themselves over the whole Surface of the Earth, and a thousand new Scenes of Actions would appear, in which he therefore prepares himself to behave as he should see Occasion.

But I go back to the Affair of Babel: This confusion of languages or councils, however you want to interpret it, is the first disappointment I see the Devil faced in all his efforts and schemes against humanity or the new creature I mentioned earlier. He foresaw what would happen next: the people would scatter and populate the entire surface of the Earth, leading to a thousand new situations to which he would have to adapt his actions as needed.

How the Devil learn’d to speak all the Languages that were now to be used, and how many languages they were, the several ancient Writers of the Devil’s Story have not yet determined; some tell us they were divided only into fifteen, some into seventy two, others into one hundred and eighty, and others again into several Thousands.

How the Devil learned to speak all the languages that were now in use, and how many languages there were, various ancient writers of the Devil’s Story have not yet figured out; some say there were only fifteen, some say seventy-two, others one hundred and eighty, and still others claim several thousands.

It also remains a doubt with me, and, I suppose, will be so with others also, whether Satan has yet found out a Method to converse with Mankind, without the Help of Language and Words, or not: Seeing Man has no other Medium of Conversing, no not with himself: This I have not time to enter upon here; however, this seems plain to me (viz.) that the Devil soon learn’d to make Mankind understand him, whatever Language he spoke, and no doubt but he found[Pg 146] Ways and Means to understand them, whatever Language they spoke.

It’s still a question for me, and I think it probably is for others too, whether Satan has figured out a way to talk to humans without using language and words. After all, humans have no other way to communicate, even with themselves. I don’t have time to explore this here, but it seems clear to me that the Devil quickly learned how to make people understand him, no matter what language he spoke, and he undoubtedly found ways to understand them, regardless of the language they used.

After the Confusion of Languages, the People necessarily sorted themselves into Families and Tribes, every Family understanding their own particular Speech, and that only; and these Families multiplying grew into Nations, and those Nations wanting Room, and seeking out Habitations wandred some this Way, some that, till they found out Countries respectively proper for their settling, and there they became a Kingdom, spreading and possessing still more and more Land as their People encreased, till at last the whole Earth was scarce big enough for them: This presented Satan with an Opportunity to break in upon their Morals at another Door, (viz.) their Pride; for Men being naturally Proud and Envious, Nations and Tribes began to jostle with one another for Room; either one Nation enjoy’d better Accommodations, or had a better Soil or a more favourable Climate than another; and these being numerous and strong thrust the other out, and encroach’d upon their Land; the other liking their Situation, prepare for their Defence, and so began Oppression, Invasion, War, Battle and Blood, Satan all the while beating the Drums, and his Attendants clapping their Hands, as Men do when they set Dogs on upon one another.

After the Confusion of Languages, people naturally formed Families and Tribes, with each Family understanding only their own specific language. As these Families multiplied, they grew into Nations. When those Nations needed more space and sought out new places to live, they wandered in different directions until they found suitable countries to settle in. There, they established kingdoms, expanding and claiming more and more land as their populations increased, until eventually the whole Earth felt too small for them. This gave Satan a chance to attack their morals in another way, namely through their Pride. Since people are naturally Proud and Envious, Nations and Tribes started competing with each other for territory. One Nation might have better resources, soil, or climate than another, causing the stronger ones to push the weaker ones out and take over their land. As the displaced nations liked their new locations, they prepared to defend themselves, which led to oppression, invasion, war, battles, and bloodshed, while Satan kept beating the drums and his followers clapped their hands, just like people do when they set dogs against each other.

The bringing Mankind thus to War and Confusion, as it was the first Game the Devil play’d after the confounding of Languages and Divisions at Babel so it was a Conquest upon Mankind, purely devilish, born from Hell, and so exactly tinctured with Satan’s original Sin Ambition, that it really transform’d Men into meer Devils; for when is Man transform’d into the very Image of Satan himself, when is he turn’d into a meer Devil, if it is not when he is fighting with his[Pg 147] fellow Creatures and dipping his Hands in the Blood of his own Kind? Let his Picture be consider’d, the Fire of Hell flames or sparkles in his Eyes, a voracious Grin sits upon his Countenance; Rage and Fury distort the Muscles of his Face; his Passions agitate his whole Body, and he is metamorphos’d from a comely Beauteous angelic Creature into a Fury, a Satyr, a terrible and frightful Monster, nay, into a Devil; for Satan himself is describ’d by the same Word which on his very Account is chang’d into a Substantive, and the Devils are call’d Furies.

The way humanity got pulled into War and Confusion, just like the first game the Devil played after the confusion of languages and divisions at Babel, was a total defeat for humankind, something purely wicked, straight from Hell, and so infused with Satan's original Sin Ambition, that it truly turned people into mere Devils; for when does a person become the very image of Satan himself, when does he turn into a mere Devil, if not when he is battling his own[Pg 147] fellow beings and staining his hands with the blood of his own kind? If we look at his image, the flames of Hell flicker or burn in his eyes, a greedy grin stretches across his face; rage and fury twist the muscles of his countenance; his passions shake his entire body, and he is transformed from a beautiful, angelic being into a Fury, a Satyr, a terrifying and dreadful monster, in fact, into a Devil; for Satan himself is described by the same word that is changed into a noun because of him, and the Devils are called Furies.

This sowing the Seeds of Strife in the World, and bringing Nations to fight and make War upon one another, would take up a great Part of the Devil’s History, and abundance of extraordinary Things would occur in relating the particulars; for there have been very great Conflagrations kindled in the World, by the Artifice of Hell, under this Head, (viz.) of making War; in which it has been the Devil’s Master-piece, and he has indeed shewn himself a Workman in it, that he has wheedled Mankind into strange unnatural Notions of things, in order to propagate and support the fighting Principle in the World; such as Laws of War, fair Fighting, behaving like Men of Honour, fighting at the last Drop, and the like, by which killing and murdering is understood to be justifiable. Virtue and a true Greatness in Spirit is rated now by Rules which God never appointed, and the Standard of Honour is quite different from that of Reason and of Nature: Bravery is denominated not from a fearless undaunted Spirit in the just Defence of Life and Liberty, but from a daring Defiance of God and Man, fighting, killing and treading under Foot his fellow Creatures, at the ordinary Command of the Officer, whether it be right or wrong,[Pg 148] and whether it be in a just Defence of Life, and our Country’s Life, that is Liberty, or whether it be for the Support of Injury and Oppression.

Sowing the seeds of conflict in the world and getting nations to fight and go to war against each other would fill a significant part of the Devil’s story, and many extraordinary events would arise in discussing the details. There have been massive fires ignited in the world by the tricks of Hell, particularly regarding war. This has been the Devil’s masterpiece, showcasing his skills in leading humanity into strange, unnatural ideas to promote and maintain the desire to fight. Concepts like the laws of war, fair fighting, behaving like honorable men, and fighting until the last drop convey that killing and murder can be justified. Virtue and true greatness of spirit are now assessed by standards God never set, and the definition of honor is entirely different from reason and nature. Bravery is no longer defined by a fearless spirit in rightful defense of life and liberty but by a bold defiance of God and humanity, where fighting, killing, and trampling on fellow creatures occur at the basic command of an officer, regardless of whether it is right or wrong, and whether it is in just defense of life and our country’s freedom, or in support of injury and oppression.[Pg 148]

A prudent avoiding causeless Quarrels is call’d Cowardice, and to take an affront Baseness, and Meanness of Spirit; to refuse fighting, and putting Life at a Cast on the Point of a Sword, a Practice forbid by the Laws of God and of all good Government, is yet call’d Cowardice; and a Man is bound to die duelling, or live and be laugh’d at.

Avoiding pointless arguments is considered cowardice, and taking an insult is seen as being base and lacking in spirit; refusing to fight and risk your life over a sword duel, a practice that goes against the laws of God and good governance, is still labeled as cowardice. A man is expected to either die in a duel or live on and be ridiculed.

This trumping up these imaginary Things call’d Bravery and Gallantry, naming them Virtue and Honour, is all from the Devil’s new Management, and his subtil influencing the Minds of Men to fly in the Face of God and Nature, and to act against his Senses; nor but for his Artifice in the Management, could it be possible that such Inconsistencies could go down with Mankind, or they could pass such absurd Things among them for reasoning; for Example, A is found in Bed with B’s Wife, B is the Person injur’d, and therefore offended, and coming into the Chamber with his Sword in his Hand, A exclaims loudly, Why Sir, you won’t murder me, will you? as you are a Man of Honour let me rise and take my Sword.

This idea of inflating these imaginary concepts called Bravery and Gallantry, labeling them as Virtue and Honour, comes straight from the Devil's new tactics, as he subtly influences people to defy God and Nature, acting against what they know to be true. Without his manipulation, it wouldn’t be possible for such contradictions to make sense to humanity or for them to accept such absurdities as reasonable. For example, A is caught in bed with B's wife. B is the wronged party and understandably angry. When he storms into the room with a sword in hand, A shouts, Why sir, you wouldn’t kill me, would you? As a man of honour, let me get up and take my sword.

A very good Story indeed! fit for no body but the Devil to put into any Man’s Head; But so it is, B being put in mind, forsooth, that he is a Man of Honour, starts back and must act the honourable Part; so he lets A get up, put on his Clothes and take his Sword; then they fight, and B is kill’d for his Honour; whereas had the Laws of God, of Nature and of Reason taken Place, the Adulterer and the Adulteress should have been taken Prisoners and carried before the Judge, and being taken in the Fact, should have been immediately sentenc’d, he to the Block and she to the Stake, and the innocent abus’d[Pg 149] Husband had no Reason to have run any Risque of his Life for being made a Cuckold.

A really good story indeed! Only the Devil could put such ideas into a man's head; but that's how it is. B, reminded that he is a Man of Honour, draws back and feels compelled to act honorably. So he lets A get up, put on his clothes, and take his sword; then they fight, and B ends up dead for his honour. If the laws of God, nature, and reason were in effect, the adulterer and the adulteress would have been arrested and brought before the judge. Caught in the act, they would have been sentenced immediately—he to the block and she to the stake. The innocent mistreated[Pg 149] husband shouldn't have had to risk his life for being cheated on.

But thus has Satan abus’d the Reason of Man; and if a Man does me the greatest Injury in the World, I must do my self Justice upon him, by venturing my life upon an even Lay with him, and must fight him upon equal Hazard, in which the injur’d Person is as often kill’d as the Person offering the Injury: Suppose now it be in the same Case as above, a Man abuses my Wife, and then to give me Satisfaction, tells me, he will fight me, which the French call doing me Reason; No Sir, say I, let me lie with your Wife too, and then if you desire it, I may fight you; then I am upon even Terms with you; but this indeed is the Reasoning which the Devil has brought Mankind too at this Day: But to go back to the Subject, viz. the Devil bringing the Nations to fall out, and to quarrel for Room in the World, and so to fight in order to dispossess one another of their Settlements: This began at a Time when certainly there were Places enough in the World for every one to choose in, and therefore the Devil, not the want of Elbow-room, must be the Occasion of it; and ’tis carried on ever since, as apparently from the same Interest, and by the same original.

But this is how Satan has twisted the Reason of Man; if someone causes me the worst harm possible, I have to seek justice by risking my life against him, and I have to fight him on equal terms, where the person wronged is just as likely to get killed as the one causing the harm. Now, suppose in the same situation as above, a man mistreats my wife, and then, to make things right, he tells me he’ll fight me, which the French call doing me Reason; No Sir, I would say, let me sleep with your wife too, and then if you want, I can fight you; then I’d be on equal footing with you; but this is really the kind of reasoning that the Devil has led humanity to today. But let’s return to the main point, viz. the Devil causing nations to conflict and argue over space in the world, and to fight in order to take away each other’s lands: This started at a time when there was definitely enough space in the world for everyone to choose from, so it must be the Devil, not a lack of room, that caused it; and it has continued ever since, clearly from the same motivation and with the same origin.

But we shall meet with this Part again very often in the Devil’s Story, and as we bring him farther on in the Management of Mankind, I therefore lay it by for the Present, and come to the next Steps the Devil took with Mankind after the Confusion of Languages, and this was in the Affair of Worship; It does not appear yet that ever the Devil was so bold, as either,

But we will encounter this section frequently in the Devil’s Story, and as we continue to discuss his influence over humanity, I’ll set it aside for now and move on to the next actions the Devil took with mankind following the Confusion of Languages, which involved worship. It doesn't seem that the Devil was ever so audacious as either,

1. To set himself up to be worship’d as a God, or which was still worse,

1. To position himself to be worshipped like a God, or even worse,

2. To persuade Man to believe there was no God at all to worship.

2. To convince people that there wasn't any God to worship.

[Pg 150]Both these are introduc’d since the Deluge, one indeed by the Devil, who soon found Means to set himself up for a God in many Parts of the World, and holds it to this Day; but the last is brought in by the Invention of Man, in which it must be confess’d Man has out-sin’d the Devil; for to do Satan justice, he never thought it could ever pass upon Mankind, or that any Thing so gross would go down with them; so that, in short, these modern Casuists, in the Reach of our Days, have, I say, out-sin’d the Devil.

[Pg 150]Both of these were introduced after the Flood, one indeed by the Devil, who quickly found ways to present himself as a God in many parts of the world, and he still does today; but the last came about through human invention, which must be admitted shows that humans have sinned more than the Devil. To give Satan his due, he never thought it could ever take hold on humanity, or that anything so blatant would be accepted by them; so that, in short, these modern moralists, in our current times, have, I say, sinned more than the Devil.

As then both these are modern Inventions, Satan went on gradually, and being to work upon human Nature by Stratagem, not by Force, it would have been too gross to have set himself up as an Object of Worship at first, it was to be done Step by Step; for Example.

As both of these are modern inventions, Satan gradually moved forward, working on human nature through clever tactics rather than force. It would have been too blatant to present himself as an object of worship right away; it had to be done step by step; for example.

1. It was sufficient to bring Mankind to a Neglect of God, to worship him by halves, and give little or no Regard to his Laws, and so grow loose and immoral, in direct Contradiction to his Commands; this would not go down with them at first, so the Devil went on gradually.

1. It was enough to lead humanity to neglect God, to worship Him partially, and pay little or no attention to His laws, causing people to become lax and immoral, which directly contradicted His commands; this didn't sit well with them at first, so the Devil continued slowly.

2. From a Negligence in worshiping the true God, he by Degrees introduc’d the worship of false Gods; and to introduce this he began with the Sun, Moon, and Stars, call’d in the holy Text the Host of Heaven; these had greater Majesty upon them, and seem’d fitter to command the Homage of Mankind; so it was not the hardest Thing in the World, to bring Men, when they had once forgotten the true God, to embrace the Worship of such Gods as those.

2. Due to negligence in worshiping the true God, he gradually introduced the worship of false Gods; and to do this, he started with the Sun, Moon, and Stars, referred to in the holy text as the Host of Heaven. These celestial bodies seemed more majestic and appropriate to command people's respect; so it wasn’t difficult at all for men, once they had forgotten the true God, to adopt the worship of such deities.

3. Having thus debauch’d their Principles in Worship, and led them from the true and[Pg 151] only Object of Worship to a false, it was the easier to carry them on; so in a few Gradations more he brought them to downright Idolatry, and even in that Idolatry he proceeded gradually too; for he began with awful Names, such as were venerable in the Thoughts of Men, as Baal or Bell, which, in Chaldaick and Hebrew, signifies Lord or Sovereign, or Mighty and Magnificent, and this was therefore a Name ascrib’d at first to the true God; but afterwards they descended to make Images and Figures to represent him, and then they were call’d by the same Name, as Baal, Baalim, and afterwards Bell; from which, by a hellish Degeneracy, Saturn brought Mankind to adore every Block of their own hewing, and to worshipping Stocks, Stones, Monsters, Hobgoblins, and every sordid frightful Thing, and at last the Devil himself.

3. Having corrupted their principles in worship and led them away from the true and only object of worship to a false one, it became easier to manipulate them. In just a few more steps, he led them to outright idolatry, and even in this idolatry, he took a gradual approach; he started with awe-inspiring names that were respected in people's minds, like Baal or Bell, which in Chaldean and Hebrew means Lord, Sovereign, or Mighty and Magnificent. This was originally a name attributed to the true God, but later they stooped to creating images and figures to represent Him, and these were called by the same names, like Baal, Baalim, and later Bell. From there, through a wicked decline, Saturn led humanity to worship every block they carved for themselves and to pay respect to logs, stones, monsters, hobgoblins, and every disgusting, terrifying thing, and ultimately the Devil himself.

 

What Notions some People may entertain of the Forwardness of the first Ages of the World, to run into Idolatry, I do not enquire here; I know they tell us strange Things, of its being the Product of meer Nature, one remove from its primitive State; but I, who pretend to have so critically enquir’d into Satan’s History, can assure you, and that from very good Authority, that the Devil did not find it so easy a task to obliterate the Knowledge of the true God, in the Minds and Consciences of Men, as those People suggest.

What ideas some people might have about how quickly the early ages of the world embraced idolatry, I won't explore here; I know they say strange things about it being just a natural outcome, one step away from its original state. But I, who claim to have looked so closely into Satan’s history, can assure you, based on reliable sources, that the Devil didn't find it as easy to erase the knowledge of the true God from the minds and consciences of people as those folks suggest.

It is true he carried Things a great Length under the Patriarchal Government of the first Ages, but still he was sixteen hundred Years bringing it to pass; and tho’ we have Reason to believe the old World, before the Flood was arrived to a very great Height of Wickedness, and Ovid[Pg 152] very nobly describes it by the War of the Titans against Jupiter, yet we do not read that ever Satan was come to such a Length as to bring them to Idolatry; indeed we do read of Wars carried on among them, whether it was one Nation against another, or only Personal, we cannot tell; But the World seem’d to be swallow’d up in a Life of Wickedness, that is to say, of Luxury and Lewdness, Rapine and Violence, and there were Giants among them, and Men of Renown, that is to say, Men fam’d for their mighty Valour, great Actions of War we may suppose, and their Strength, who personally oppos’d others. We read of no considerable Wars indeed, but ’tis not to be doubted but there was such Wars, or else it is to be understood that they liv’d (in common) a Life somewhat like the Brutes, the Strong devouring the Weak; for the Text says, the whole Earth was filled with Violence, hunting and tearing one another in Pieces, either for Dominion or for Wealth, either for Ambition or for Avarice, we know not well which.

It’s true he dealt with things for a long time under the patriarchal system of the early ages, but he still spent sixteen hundred years making it happen. And while we have reason to believe that the ancient world, before the Flood, had reached a very high level of wickedness, as Ovid beautifully describes through the War of the Titans against Jupiter, we don’t see that Satan ever got to the point of leading them to idolatry. We do read about wars among them, whether they were between nations or just personal disputes, we can’t tell. But it seems the world was consumed by a life full of wickedness—in other words, luxury and lewdness, robbery and violence. There were Giants among them, and men of renown—people famous for their great valor and impressive feats in war, who stood against others. We don’t read about any significant wars, but there’s no doubt there were such conflicts, or else it should be understood that they lived quite like beasts, with the strong preying on the weak. The text says, the whole Earth was filled with Violence, hunting and tearing one another to pieces, whether for power or wealth, for ambition or greed—we don’t really know which.

Thus far the old Antediluvian World went, and very wicked they were, there is no doubt of that; but we have Reason to believe that was no Idolatry, the Devil had not brought them to that Length yet: perhaps it would soon have follow’d, but the Deluge interven’d.

Thus far, the old Antediluvian World existed, and they were certainly very wicked; there's no doubt about that. However, we have reason to believe that idolatry hadn't set in yet; the Devil hadn't led them to that point just yet. Perhaps it would have happened soon, but the Flood intervened.

After the Deluge, as I have said, he had all his Work to do over again, and he went on by the same Steps; first he brought them to Violence and War, then to Oppression and Tyranny, then to neglect of true Worship, then to false worship, and then Idolatry by the meer natural Consequence of the Thing; who were the first Nation or People that fell from the Worship of the true God, is something hard to determine; the Devil, who certainly of all God’s Creatures is best able[Pg 153] to inform us, having left us nothing upon Record upon that Subject, but we have Reason to believe it was thus introduc’d.

After the flood, as I mentioned, he had to redo all his work, following the same steps; first, he led them to violence and warfare, then to oppression and tyranny, next to neglecting true worship, followed by false worship, and finally idolatry, which was just a natural consequence of the situation. It's tough to determine which nation or people was the first to turn away from the worship of the true God; the Devil, who certainly knows more than any of God's creatures, hasn't left us any records on that topic, but we have reason to believe that it unfolded this way.

Nimrod was the Grandson of Ham, Noah’s second Son, the same who was cursed by his Father for exposing him in his Drunkenness: This Nimrod was the first who it seems Satan pick’d out for a Hero: Here he inspir’d him with ambitious Thoughts, dreams of Empire, and having the Government of all the Rest, that is to say, universal Monarchy; the very same Bait with which he has plaid upon the Frailty of Princes, and ensnar’d the greatest of them ever since, even from his most August Imperial Majesty King Nimrod the first, to his most Christian Majesty Louis the XIV. and many a mighty Monarch between.

Nimrod was the grandson of Ham, Noah’s second son, the one who was cursed by his father for exposing him while he was drunk. This Nimrod was the first, it seems, that Satan chose as a hero. Here, he inspired him with ambitious thoughts, dreams of an empire, and the desire to govern all others – in other words, universal monarchy; the same temptation that he has used on the weaknesses of kings and has ensnared the greatest of them ever since, from his most illustrious imperial majesty King Nimrod the first to his most Christian Majesty Louis the XIV. and many powerful monarchs in between.

When these mighty Monarchs and Men of Fame went off the Stage, the World had their Memories in esteem many Ages after; and as their great Actions were no otherwise recorded than by oral Tradition, and the Tongues and Memories of fallible Men, Time and the Custom of magnifying the past Actions of Kings, Men soon fabl’d up their Histories, Satan assisting, into Miracle and Wonder: Hence their Names were had in Veneration more and more; Statues and Bustoes representing their Persons and great Actions were set up in public Places, till from Heroes and Champions they made Gods of them, and thus (Satan prompting) the World was quickly fill’d with Idols.

When these powerful monarchs and famous figures left the stage, people remembered them fondly for many ages. Since their great deeds were only recorded through oral tradition and the memories of fallible humans, time and the tendency to glorify the past actions of kings soon turned their stories, with a little help from Satan, into tales of miracles and wonders. As a result, their names became more and more revered; statues and busts representing them and their great deeds were erected in public places, until they were transformed from heroes and champions into gods, and thus, with Satan's influence, the world quickly filled with idols.

This Nimrod is he, who according to the received Opinion, tho’ I do not find Satan’s History exactly concurring with it, was first call’d Belus, then Baal, and worship’d in most of the eastern Countries under those Names; sometimes with Additions of Sir-names, according to the several countries, or People, or Towns where he was[Pg 154] particularly set up, as Baal Peor, Baal Zephon, Baal Phegor, and in other Places plain Baal, as Jupiter in after Times had the like Additions; as Jupiter Ammon, Jupiter Capitolinus, Jupiter Pistor, Jupiter Feretrius, and about ten or twelve Jupiters more.

This Nimrod is the one who, according to common belief—though I don't find Satan's history fully agreeing with it—was first called Belus, then Baal, and was worshiped in most eastern countries under those names; sometimes with additional names based on the different countries, people, or towns where he was[Pg 154] particularly honored, such as Baal Peor, Baal Zephon, Baal Phegor, and in other places simply Baal, just as Jupiter in later times had similar additions, like Jupiter Ammon, Jupiter Capitolinus, Jupiter Pistor, Jupiter Feretrius, and about ten or twelve more Jupiters.

I must acknowledge, that I think it was a Master-piece of Hell to bring the World to Idolatry so soon after they had had such an eminent Example of the infinite Power of the true God, as was seen in the Deluge, and particularly in the Escape of Noah in the Ark, to bring them (even before Noah or his Sons were dead) to forget whose Hand it was, and give the Homage of the World to a Name, and that a Name of a mortal Man dead and rotten, who was famous for nothing when he was alive but Blood and War; I say, to bring the World to set up this Nothing, this meer Name, nay the very Image and Picture of him for a God, it was first a Mark of most prodigious Stupidity in the whole Race of Men, a monstrous Degeneracy from Nature, and even from common Sense; and in the next Place ’twas a token of an inexpressible Craft and Subtilty in the Devil, who had now gotten the People into so full and compleat a Management, that in short, he could have brought them, by the same Rule, to have worship’d any thing; and in a little while more, did bring many of them to worship himself, plain Devil as he was, and knowing him to be such.

I have to admit, I think it was a terrible act of evil to lead the world into idolatry so soon after they witnessed such an incredible display of the true God's power during the Flood, especially in Noah's escape in the Ark. It’s shocking that even before Noah or his sons had passed away, people forgot whose hand saved them and began to offer worship to a name—specifically, the name of a dead and decayed mortal man who was known for nothing but bloodshed and war during his life. To watch the world elevate this meaningless name, even to the point of creating an image and likeness of him to worship as a god, was first a sign of extreme stupidity across humanity, a drastic departure from nature and common sense. Secondly, it showed an unimaginable cunning and deceit from the devil, who had managed to manipulate people so effectively that, frankly, he could have led them to worship anything. Before long, he succeeded in getting many of them to worship him, the plain devil he was, even though they recognized him as such.

As to the Antiquity of this horrible Defection of Mankind, tho’ we do not find the beginning of it particularly recorded, yet we are certain it was not long after the Confusion of Babel; for Nimrod, as is said, was no more than Noah’s great Grandson and Noah himself, I suppose, might be alive some Years after Nimrod was born; and as Nimrod was not long dead, before they forgot that[Pg 155] he was a Tyrant and a Murtherer, and made a Baal, that is a Lord or Idol of him, I say, he was not long dead, for Nimrod was born in the Year of the World 1847, and built Babylon the Year 1879; and we find Terah the Father of Abraham, who liv’d from the Year 1879 was an Idolater, as was doubtless Bethuel, who was Terah’s Grandson; for we find Laban, who was Bethuel’s Son, was so, and all this was during the Life of the first Post-Diluvian Family, for Terah was born within one hundred ninety three Years after the Flood, and one hundred fifty seven Years before Noah was dead; and even Abram himself was eight and fifty Years old before Noah died, and yet Idolatry had been then, in all probability, above an hundred Years practised in the World.

Regarding the ancient origin of this terrible decline of humanity, although we don't have an exact record of when it started, we know it wasn't long after the confusion of Babel. Nimrod, as is mentioned, was just Noah's great-grandson, and Noah himself might have still been alive for several years after Nimrod was born. It was not long after Nimrod died before people forgot that he was a tyrant and a murderer, and they made a Baal, or lord/idol out of him. He died fairly soon after, since Nimrod was born in the Year of the World 1847 and built Babylon in year 1879. We also see that Terah, the father of Abraham, who lived from the year 1879, was an idolater, just like Bethuel, Terah's grandson. We know Laban, who was Bethuel's son, was also an idolater, and all of this happened during the life of the first post-flood family. Terah was born just one hundred ninety-three years after the Flood and one hundred fifty-seven years before Noah died. Even Abram himself was fifty-eight years old when Noah died, and yet idol worship had likely been practiced in the world for over a hundred years by then.

N. B. It is worth Remark here, what a terrible Advantage the Devil gain’d by the debauching poor Noah, and drawing him into the Sin of Drunkenness; for by this, as I said, he silenc’d and stop’d the Mouth of the great Preacher of Righteousness, that Father and Patriarch of the whole World, who not being able for the Shame of his own foul Miscarriage, to pretend to instruct or reprove the World any more, the Devil took hold of them immediately, and for want of a Prophet to warn and admonish, ran that little of Religion which there might be left in Shem and Japhet, quite out of the World, and delug’d them all in Idolatry.

N. B. It's important to note here what a terrible advantage the Devil gained by corrupting poor Noah and leading him into the sin of drunkenness. Because of this, as I mentioned, he silenced and stopped the mouth of the great preacher of righteousness, the father and patriarch of the whole world. Unable to instruct or correct the world anymore due to the shame of his own disgraceful behavior, the Devil seized the opportunity, and lacking a prophet to warn and advise, wiped out the little bit of faith that remained in Shem and Japhet, drowning them all in Worshiping idols.

How long the whole World may be said to be thus overwhelm’d in Ignorance and Idolatry, we may make some tolerable guess at by the History of Abraham; for it was not till God call’d him from his Father’s House, that any such Thing as a[Pg 156] Church was establish’d in the World; nor even then, except in his own Family and Successors for almost four hundred Years after that Call; and till God brought the Israelites back out of Egypt, the whole World may be said to be involv’d in Idolatry and Devil worship.

How long the entire world has been caught up in ignorance and idol worship can be somewhat estimated from the history of Abraham; because it wasn't until God called him from his father's house that any kind of a[Pg 156] church was established in the world. Even then, it only existed within his own family and for his descendants for almost four hundred years after that call. Until God brought the Israelites out of Egypt, the whole world could be said to be immersed in idolatry and worship of the Devil.

So absolute a Conquest had the Devil made over Mankind immediately after the Flood, and all taking its Rise and Beginning at the fatal Defeat of Noah, who had he liv’d untainted and invulnerable, as he had done for six hundred Years before, would have gone a great way to have stem’d the Torrent of Wickedness which broke in upon Mankind; and therefore the Devil, I say, was very cunning and very much in the Right of it, take him as he is a meer Devil, to attack Noah personally, and give him a Blow so soon.

The Devil had such complete control over humanity right after the Flood, and it all started with the disastrous defeat of Noah. If Noah had lived untarnished and invulnerable, like he had for six hundred years before, he would have gone a long way in stopping the wave of wickedness that swept over humanity. So, I believe the Devil was very clever and justified, considering he is just a mere Devil, to target Noah directly and deal him a blow so quickly.

It is true, the Devil did not immediately raze out the Notion of Religion and of a God from the Minds of Men, nor could he easily suppress the Principle of Worship and Homage to be paid to a Sovereign Being, the Author of Nature and Guide of the World; the Devil saw this clearly in the first Ages of the new World, and therefore, as I have said, he proceeded politically and by Degrees: That it was so, is evident from the Story of Job and his three Friends, who, if we may take it for a History, not a Fable, and may judge of the Time of it by the Length of Job’s Life, and by the Family of Eliphaz the Temanite, who it is manifest was at least Grandson or Great Grandson to Esau Isaac’s eldest Son, and by the Language of Abimilech King of Gerar to Abraham, and of Laban to Jacob, both the Latter being at the same Time Idolaters; I say, if we may judge of it by all these, there were still very sound Notions of Religion in the Minds of Men; nor could Satan with all his Cunning and Policy[Pg 157] deface those Ideas, and root them out of the Minds of the People.

It’s true, the Devil didn’t immediately erase the idea of Religion and a God from people’s minds, nor could he easily eliminate the principle of Worship and respect owed to a Sovereign Being, the Creator of Nature and Leader of the World; the Devil understood this well in the early days of the new World, and so, as I mentioned, he acted strategically and gradually. This is evident from the story of Job and his three friends, who, if we consider it as a historical account rather than a fable, and if we estimate the time based on the length of Job's life and the lineage of Eliphaz the Temanite, who was clearly at least a grandson or great-grandson of Esau, Isaac’s eldest son, as well as the language of Abimelech, King of Gerar, to Abraham, and of Laban to Jacob, both of whom were idolaters at the same time; I say, if we can deduce from all these points, there were still very strong ideas about Religion in people's minds; and with all his cunning and strategy, Satan couldn't erase those Ideas or drive them out of people's minds.

And this put him upon taking new Measures to keep up his Interest and preserve the Hold he got upon Mankind; and his Method was like himself, subtle and politick to the last Degree, as his whole History makes appear; for seeing he found they could not but believe the Being of a God, and that they would needs worship something, it is evident, he had no Game left him to play but this, namely, to set up wrong Notions of Worship, and bring them to a false Worship instead of a True, supposing the Object worship’d to be still the same.

And this made him consider new ways to maintain his influence and keep his grip on humanity; his approach was as clever and strategic as it could be, as his entire history shows. Realizing that people couldn't help but believe in the existence of a God and that they felt the need to worship something, it was clear that his only option was to promote misconceptions about worship and lead them to a false kind of worship instead of the true one, while still pretending that the object of their worship was the same.

To finish this Stratagem, he first insinuates that the true God was a terrible, a dreadful, unapproachable Being; that to see him was so frightful, that it would be present Death; that to worship him immediately, was a Presumption which would provoke his Wrath; and that as he was a consuming Fire in himself, so he would burn up those in his Anger that dar’d to offer up any Sacrifice to him, but by the Interposition of some Medium which might receive their Adorations in his Name.

To wrap up this plan, he first suggests that the true God is a terrifying, dreadful, and unapproachable Being; that seeing Him is so frightening it could lead to instant death; that worshiping Him directly is a presumption that would provoke His wrath; and that just as He is a consuming Fire in Himself, He would annihilate those in His anger who dared to offer any sacrifice to Him, unless it was through some intermediary that could receive their worship in His Name.

Hence it occur’d presently, that subordinate Gods were to be found out and set up, to whom the People might pay the Homage due to the supreme God, and who they might worship in his Name; this I take from the most ancient Account of Idolatry in the World; nor indeed could the Devil himself find out any other Reason why Men should Cannonise or rather Deify their Princes and Men of Fame, and worship them after they were dead, as if they could save them from Death and Calamity, who were not able to save themselves when they were alive; much less could Satan bring Men to swallow so gross, so absurd a Thing as the bowing the Knee to a Stock or a[Pg 158] Stone, a Calf, an Ox, a Lion, nay the Image or Figure of a Calf, such as the Israelites made at Mount Sinai, and say, These be thy Gods, O Israel, who brought thee out of the Land of Egypt.

So, it quickly became clear that lesser gods needed to be identified and established, to whom people could pay the respect owed to the supreme God, and whom they could worship in His name. This notion comes from the oldest accounts of idolatry in the world. In fact, even the Devil couldn’t find any other reason for why people would canonize or, rather, deify their rulers and famous figures, worshiping them after they died as if they could save them from death and disaster—when they couldn't even save themselves while alive. Even less could Satan persuade people to accept something so ridiculous as bowing down to a tree, a stone, a calf, an ox, a lion, or even the image of a calf, like the Israelites made at Mount Sinai, and declare, These are your gods, O Israel, who brought you out of the land of Egypt.

Having thus, I say, brought them to satisfy themselves that they worship’d the true God and no other, under the Figures and Appearances which they made to represent him, it was easy after that to worship any thing for the true God; and thus in a few Ages they worship’d nothing but Idols, even throughout the whole World; nor has the Devil lost this hold in some Parts of the World, nay not in most Parts of the World to this Day; He holds still all the Eastern Parts of Asia, and the Southern Parts of Africa, and the Northern Parts of Europe, and in them the vast Countries of China and Tartary, Persia and India, Guinea, Ethiopia, Zanquebar, Congo, Angola, Monomotapa, &c. in all which, except Ethiopia, we find no Vestiges of any other worship but that of Idols, Monsters, and even the Devil himself; till after the very coming of our Saviour, and even then, if it be true that the Gospel was preach’d in the Indies and China by St. Thomas, and in other remote Countries by other of the Apostles; we see that whatever Ground Satan lost, he seems to have recovered it again; and all Asia and Africa is at present overrun with Paganism or Mahometanism, which I think of the two is rather the worst; Besides all America, a Part of the World, as some say, equal in Bigness to all the other, in which the Devil’s Kingdom was never interrupted from its first being inhabited, whenever it was, to the first Discovery of it by the European Nations in the sixteenth Century.

Having brought them to realize that they were worshiping the true God and no one else, through the images and representations they created, it became easy for them to worship anything as the true God. This led, over a few centuries, to a world filled with idol worship. The influence of the Devil hasn’t diminished in many parts of the world even today; he still holds sway over all the eastern regions of Asia, the southern areas of Africa, and the northern sections of Europe. In those lands, including the vast territories of China, Tartary, Persia, India, Guinea, Ethiopia, Zanquebar, Congo, Angola, Monomotapa, etc., we find, with the exception of Ethiopia, no signs of worship other than that of idols, monsters, and even the Devil himself. This continued until after the coming of our Savior, and even then, if it’s true that the Gospel was preached in the Indies and China by St. Thomas, and in other distant areas by other apostles, we see that whatever ground Satan lost, he seems to have regained; and all of Asia and Africa is currently overwhelmed by paganism or Islam, which I believe is the worse of the two. Additionally, all of America—a part of the world some say is equivalent in size to the rest of the world—has never had its Devil’s Kingdom interrupted since it was first inhabited, whenever that was, until its discovery by European nations in the sixteenth century.

In a Word, the Devil got what we may call an entire Victory over Mankind, and drove the Worship of the true God, in a Manner quite[Pg 159] out of the World, forcing, as it were, his Maker in a new kind of Creation, the old one proving thus ineffectual to recover a certain Number by Force and meer Omnipotence to return to their Duty, serve him and worship him; But of that hereafter.

In short, the Devil achieved what we might call a complete victory over humanity, driving the worship of the true God completely[Pg 159] out of the world, practically forcing his Creator into a new kind of creation, since the old one was ineffective in bringing back a certain number through sheer power and omnipotence to fulfill their duties, serve him, and worship him; But more on that later.

 

 


Chap. XI.

Of God’s calling a Church out of the midst of a degenerate World, and of Satan’s new Measures upon that Incident: How he attack’d them immediately, and his Success in those Attacks.

About God’s calling a Church out of the middle of a corrupt world, and Satan’s new strategies in response: How he attacked them right away and his success in those attacks.

Satan having, as I have said in the preceding Chapter, made, as it were, a full Conquest of Mankind, debauch’d them all to Idolatry, and brought them at least to worshiping the true God by the wretched Medium of corrupt and idolatrous Representations; God seem’d to have no true Servants or Worshippers left in the World, but if I may be allow’d to speak so, was oblig’d, in order to restore the World to their Senses again, to call a select Number out from among the rest, who he himself undertook should own his Godhead or supreme Authority, and worship him as he requir’d to be worship’d; this, I say, God was oblig’d to do, because ’tis evident it has not been done so much by the Choice and Council of Men, for Satan would have over-rul’d that Part, as by the Power and Energy of some irresistible and invincible Operation, and this our Divines give high Names to; but be it what they will, it is the second Defeat or Disappointment that the Devil[Pg 160] he met with in his Progress in the World; the first I have spoken of already.

Satan has, as I mentioned in the previous chapter, essentially taken complete control of humanity, leading everyone into idolatry and causing them to worship the true God through corrupted and idolatrous images. It seemed like there were no true servants or worshippers of God left in the world. If I can put it this way, He was forced to call a select few out from the rest to recognize His divinity and worship Him as He intended to be worshipped. I say this because it’s clear that this hasn't happened as much through the choice and decisions of people—because Satan would have influenced that aspect—but rather through the power of some unstoppable force. Our theologians give lofty names to this, but whatever it may be, it represents the second defeat or setback that the Devil[Pg 160] faced in his mission in the world; the first defeat I have already discussed.

It is true, Satan very well understood what was threatn’d to him in the original Promise to the Woman, immediately after the Fall, namely, thou shalt bruise his Head, &c. but he did not expect it so suddenly, but thought himself sure of Mankind, till the Fullness of Time when the Messiah should come; and therefore it was a great Surprize to him, to see that Abraham being call’d was so immediately receiv’d and establish’d, tho’ he did not so immediately follow the Voice that directed him, yet in him, in his Loins was all God’s Church at that time contain’d.

It is true, Satan understood very well what was threatened to him in the original promise to the Woman right after the Fall, namely, you shall bruise his Head, etc. However, he didn't expect it to happen so soon; he thought he was secure with Mankind until the Messiah came in the fullness of time. So, it was a huge surprise to him to see that Abraham, when called, was received and established so quickly. Although he didn't immediately follow the Voice that directed him, all of God's Church at that time was contained within him and his descendants.

In the calling Abraham, it is easy to see that there was no other way for God to form a Church, that is to say, to single out a People to himself, as the World was then stated, but by immediate Revelation and a Voice from Heaven: All Mankind were gone over to the Enemy, overwhelmed in Idolatry, in a Word, were engag’d to the Devil; God Almighty, or as the Scripture distinguishes him, the Lord, the true God, was out of the Question; Mankind knew little or nothing of him, much less did they know any thing of his Worship, or that there was such a Being in the World.

In calling Abraham, it's clear that there was no other way for God to create a Church, meaning to choose a people for Himself, since the world at that time was in such a state, except through direct Revelation and a Voice from Heaven: All of humanity had turned to the Enemy, caught up in Idolatry, effectively pledged to the Devil; God Almighty, or as Scripture identifies Him, the Lord, the true God, was simply not on the radar; humanity knew very little, if anything, about Him, and even less about His Worship or that such a Being existed in the world.

Well might it be said the Lord appeared to Abraham, Gen. xii. 7. for if God had not appear’d himself, he must have sent a Messenger from Heaven, and perhaps it was so too, for he had not one true Servant or Worshiper that we know of then on Earth, to send on that Errand; no Prophet, no Preacher of Righteousness, Noah was dead, and had been so above seventeen Year; and if he had not, his preaching, as I observed after his great Miscarriage, had but little Effect; we are indeed told, that Noah left behind him[Pg 161] certain Rules and Orders for the true Worship of God, which were call’d the Precepts of Noah, and remain’d in the World for a long Time; tho’ how written, when neither any Letters, much less Writing were known in the World, is a Difficulty which Remains to be solv’d; and this makes me look upon those Laws call’d the Precepts of Noah to be a modern Invention, as I do also the Alphabetum Noachi, which Bochart pretends to give an Account of.

It can definitely be said that the Lord appeared to Abraham, Gen. xii. 7. Because if God didn’t show Himself, He must have sent a Messenger from Heaven, and perhaps that’s how it went, since there wasn’t a single true Servant or Worshiper we know of on Earth at that time to send on such a mission; there was no Prophet, no Preacher of Righteousness. Noah had died over seventeen years earlier, and even if he hadn’t, his preaching, as I noted after his great failure, had little impact. We are indeed told that Noah left behind[Pg 161] certain Rules and Orders for the true Worship of God, known as the Precepts of Noah, which persisted in the world for a long time; however, how they were documented when there were no Letters, let alone Writing in the world, is a problem that still needs to be resolved. This leads me to view those laws called the Precepts of Noah as a modern invention, just like the Alphabetum Noachi, which Bochart claims to explain.

But to leave that Fiction, and come back to Abraham; God call’d him, whether at first by Voice without any Vision, whether in a Dream or Night Vision, which was very Significant in those Days, or whether by some awful Appearance, we know not; the second Time, ’tis indeed said expressly God appeared to him; Be it which Way it will, God himself call’d him, shew’d him the Land of Canaan, gave him the Promise of it for his Posterity, and withal gave him such a Faith, that the Devil soon found there was no room for him to meddle with Abraham. This is certain, we do not read that the Devil ever so much as attempted Abraham at all; some will suggest that the Command to Abraham to go and offer up his Son Isaac, was a Temptation of the Devil, if possible to defeat the glorious Work of God’s calling a holy Seed into the World; for the first, if Abraham had disobey’d that Call, the new Favourite had been overcome and made a Rebel of, or secondly, if he had obey’d, then the promis’d Seed had been cut off, and Abraham defeated; but as the Text is express that God himself proposed it to Abraham, I shall not start the Suggestions of the Criticks, in Bar of the sacred Oracle.

But to leave that fiction and come back to Abraham; God called him, whether it was first by voice without any vision, in a dream or night vision, which was very significant in those days, or whether by some awe-inspiring appearance, we don’t know; the second time, it is actually stated that God appeared to him. Whichever way it was, God himself called him, showed him the land of Canaan, promised it to him for his descendants, and also gave him such faith that the Devil soon found there was no way to interfere with Abraham. This is certain; we do not read that the Devil ever even attempted to tempt Abraham at all. Some will suggest that the command to Abraham to go and offer up his son Isaac was a temptation from the Devil, trying to thwart the glorious work of God calling a holy seed into the world; for the first, if Abraham had disobeyed that call, the new favorite would have been overcome and turned into a rebel, or secondly, if he had obeyed, then the promised seed would have been cut off, and Abraham defeated; but since the text clearly states that God himself proposed it to Abraham, I will not entertain the critics' suggestions against the sacred oracle.

Be it one way or other, Abraham shew’d a Hero-like Faith and Courage, and if the Devil had been the Author of it, he had seen himself[Pg 162] disappointed in both his Views; (1.) by Abraham’s ready and bold Compliance, as believing it to be God’s Command; and (2.) by the divine Countermand of the Execution, just as the fatal Knife was lifted up.

Be it one way or another, Abraham showed a hero-like faith and courage, and if the Devil had been behind it, he would have found himself[Pg 162] disappointed in both his plans; (1.) because of Abraham’s willing and bold obedience, believing it to be God’s command; and (2.) due to the divine cancellation of the execution, just as the fatal knife was raised.

But if the Devil left Abraham, and made no attack upon him, seeing him invulnerable, he made himself amends upon the other Branch of his Family, his poor Nephew Lot; who, notwithstanding he was so immediately under the particular Care of Heaven, as that the Angel who was sent to destroy Sodom, could do nothing till he was out of it; and who, tho’ after he had left Zoar, and was retir’d into a Cave to dwell, yet the subtle Devil found him out, deluded his two Daughters, took an Advantage of the Fright they had been in about Sodom and Gomorrah, made them believe the whole World was burnt too, as well as those Cities, and that in short, they could never have any Husbands, &c. and so in their abundant Concern to repeople the World, and that the Race of Mankind might not be destroyed, they go and lie with their own Father; the Devil telling them doubtless how to do it, by intoxicating his Head with Wine; in all which Story, whether they were not as drunk as their Father, seems to be a Question, or else they could not have supposed all the Men in the Earth were consum’d, when they knew that the little City Zoar had been preserv’d for their Sakes.

But when the Devil left Abraham and didn’t attack him, knowing he was untouchable, he took it out on the other side of his family, his poor Nephew Lot. Even though he was under the special protection of Heaven—so much so that the Angel sent to destroy Sodom could do nothing until Lot had left—once he fled to a cave after leaving Zoar, the cunning Devil found him. He deceived Lot’s two Daughters, taking advantage of the fear they felt after the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, making them believe the entire world was destroyed too, along with those cities. Concerned about the future of humanity and the possibility of never having husbands, they ended up sleeping with their own Father. The Devil likely instructed them to do it by getting him drunk on wine. In this whole story, it raises the question of whether they were as intoxicated as their father; otherwise, they couldn’t have thought all the men on Earth were gone when they knew that the small city of Zoar had been saved for them.

This now was the third Conquest Satan obtain’d by the Gust of humane Appetite; that is to say, once by Eating and twice by Drinking, or Drunkenness, and still the last was the worst and most shameful; for Lot, however his Daughters manag’d him, could not pretend he did not understand what the Strength of Wine was; and one would have thought after so terrible a[Pg 163] Judgment as that of Sodom was, which was, as we may say, executed before his Face, his Thoughts should have been too solemnly engag’d in praising God for sparing his Life, to be made drunk, and that two Nights together.

This was now the third conquest Satan achieved through the pull of human desire; once through eating and twice through drinking, or drunkenness, with the last being the worst and most disgraceful. Lot, despite how his daughters handled him, couldn’t pretend he didn’t know the effects of wine. One would think that after such a terrible [Pg 163] judgment as that of Sodom, which was basically executed right in front of him, his thoughts would have been too focused on thanking God for saving his life to get drunk—especially for two nights in a row.

But the Devil play’d his Game sure, he set his two Daughters to work, and as the Devil’s Instruments seldom fail, so he secur’d his by that hellish Stratagem of deluding the Daughters, to think all the World was consum’d but they two and their Father: To be sure the old Man could not suspect that his Daughters Design was so wicked as indeed it was, or that they intended to debauch him with Wine, and make him drink till he knew not what he did.

But the Devil definitely played his game; he had his two Daughters working, and since the Devil's schemes usually succeed, he secured his plan with that evil trick of fooling the Daughters into believing that the entire world was destroyed except for the two of them and their Father. The old Man couldn’t possibly suspect that his Daughters’ intentions were as wicked as they truly were, or that they planned to get him drunk with wine and make him drink until he didn’t know what he was doing.

Now the Devil having carried his Game here, gain’d a great Point; for as there were but two religious Families in the World before, from whence a twofold Generation might be supposed to rise religious and righteous like their Parents, (viz.) that of Abraham and this of Lot; this Crime ruin’d the Hopes of one of them; it could no more be said that just Lot was in Being, who vex’d his righteous Soul from Day to Day with the wicked Behaviour of the People of Sodom; righteous Lot was degenerated into drunken incestuous Lot, Lot fallen from what he was, to be a wicked and unrighteous Man; no pattern of Virtue, no Reprover of the Age, but a poor fallen Degenerate Patriarch, who could now no more reprove or exhort, but look down and be asham’d, and nothing to do but to repent; and see the poor mean Excuses of all the three.

Now the Devil having brought his Game here, scored a big win; because there were only two religious Families in the World before, from which a twofold Generation might be expected to rise religious and righteous like their Parents, (viz.) that of Abraham and this of Lot; this Crime ruined the Hopes of one of them; it could no longer be said that just Lot was alive, who troubled his righteous Soul day after day with the wicked Behavior of the People of Sodom; righteous Lot had turned into drunken incestuous Lot, Lot fallen from what he was, into a wicked and unrighteous Man; no model of Virtue, no Challenger of the Times, but a poor fallen Degenerate Patriarch, who could now do nothing but look down in shame, and nothing to do but to repent; and see the poor weak Excuses of all three.

Eve says, The Serpent beguil’d me, and I did eat.

Eve says, The Serpent tricked me, and I ate.

Noah says, —— My Grandson beguil’d me, or the Wine beguil’d me, and I did drink.

Noah says, —— My grandson tricked me, or the wine tricked me, and I did drink.

[Pg 164]Lot says, My Daughters beguil’d me, and I also did drink.

[Pg 164]Lot says, My daughters tricked me, and I also got drunk.

 

It is observable, that as I said above, Noah was silenc’d, and his Preaching at an End, after that one Action, so the like may be said of Lot; and in short, you never hear one Word more of either of them after it; as for Mankind, both were useless to them, and as to themselves, we never read of any of their Repentance, nor have we much Reason to believe they did repent.

It’s clear, as I mentioned earlier, that Noah was silenced, and his preaching came to an end after that one event, and the same could be said for Lot; in short, you never hear another word from either of them after that. As for humanity, both were of no use to them, and regarding themselves, we never read about any of their repentance, nor do we have much reason to believe that they did repent.

From this Attack of the Devil upon Lot, we hear no more of the Devil being so busily employ’d as he had been before in the World; he had indeed but little to do, for all the rest of the World was his own, lull’d asleep under the Witchcraft of Idolatry, and are so still.

From this Attack of the Devil on Lot, we don't hear about the Devil being as actively involved in the world as he was before; he really had very little to do, since the rest of the world was under his control, lulled into a deep sleep by the allure of Idolatry, and they still are.

But it could not be long that the Devil lay idle; as soon as God call’d himself a People, the Devil could not be at Rest; till he attack’d them.

But the Devil couldn't stay still for long; as soon as God named himself a People, the Devil couldn't relax until he attacked them.

‘Wherever God sets up a House of Prayer,
‘The Devil always builds a Chapel there.

'Wherever God establishes a House of Prayer,
'The Devil always constructs a Chapel nearby.

 

Abraham indeed went off the Stage free, and so did Isaac too, they were a Kind of first Rate Saints; we do not so much as read of any failing they had, or of any Thing the Devil had ever the Face to offer to them; no, or with Jacob either, if you will excuse him for beguiling his Brother Esau, of both his Birthright and his Blessing, but he was busy enough with all his Children; for Example,

Abraham definitely left the scene unscathed, and so did Isaac; they were like first-rate saints. We don’t even read about any mistakes they made or anything the Devil dared to tempt them with. And the same goes for Jacob, if you can overlook him tricking his brother Esau out of both his birthright and his blessing, but still, he had his hands full with all his children; for example,

He sent Judah to his Sheep-shearing, and placed a Whore (Tamar) in his Way, in the[Pg 165] Posture of Temptation, so made him commit Incest and Whoredom both together.

He sent Judah to take care of his sheep-shearing and put a prostitute (Tamar) in his path, presenting a tempting situation that led him to commit both incest and adultery at the same time.

He sent incestuous Reuben to lie with his Father’s Concubine Billah.

He sent his inappropriate son Reuben to sleep with his father’s concubine Billah.

He sent Dinah to the Ball, to dance with the Sichemite Ladies, and play the Whore with their Master.

He sent Dinah to the Ball, to dance with the Sichemite Ladies, and have an affair with their Master.

He enrag’d Simeon and Levi, at the supposed Injury, and then prompted them to Revenge, for which their Father heartily cursed them.

He angered Simeon and Levi over the perceived wrong, and then pushed them towards revenge, for which their father deeply cursed them.

He set them all together to fall upon poor Joseph, first to murther him intentionally, and then actually sell him to the Midianites.

He got them all together to attack poor Joseph, first to kill him on purpose, and then actually sell him to the Midianites.

He made them shew the Party-colour’d Coat, and tell a lie to their Father, to make the poor old Man believe Joseph was kill’d by a Lion, &c.

He made them show the party-colored coat and lie to their father, to make the poor old man believe that Joseph was killed by a lion, &c.

He sent Potiphar’s Wife to attack Joseph’s Chastity, and fill’d her with Rage at the Disappointment.

He sent Potiphar’s Wife to challenge Joseph’s virtue, and filled her with anger at the rejection.

He taught Joseph to swear by the Life of Pharoah.

He taught Joseph to swear by the life of Pharaoh.

In a Word, he debauch’d the whole Race, except Benjamin, and never Man had such a Set of Sons, so wicked and so notorious, after so good an Introduction into the World as they all of them had, to be sure; for Jacob, no doubt, gave them as good Instruction as the Circumstances of his wandring Condition would allow him to do.

In short, he corrupted the entire race except for Benjamin, and no man ever had such a group of sons, so evil and so infamous, after the strong start in life that they all had, for sure; because Jacob, without a doubt, taught them as well as he could given the challenges of his wandering circumstances.

We must now consider the Devil and his Affairs in a quite differing Situation: When the World first appeared peopled by the creating Power of God, he had only Adam and Eve to take care of, and I think he ply’d his Time with them to purpose enough: After the Deluge he had[Pg 166] Noah only to pitch upon, and he quickly conquer’d him by the Instigation of his Grandson.

We now need to look at the Devil and his actions in a completely different situation: When the world was first created by God, he only had Adam and Eve to watch over, and I believe he spent his time with them quite effectively. After the flood, he had[Pg 166] Noah to focus on, and he quickly managed to influence him through his Grandson.

At the Building of Babel he guided them by their acting all in a Body as one Man; so that in short he manag’d them with ease, taking them as a Body politic; and we find they came into his Snare as one Man; but Now, the Children of Israel multiplying in the Land of their Bondage, and God seeming to shew a particular Concern for them, the Devil was oblig’d to new Measures, stand at a Distance, and look on for some Time.

At the construction of Babel, he led them by having everyone act together as one person; in short, he managed them effortlessly, treating them as a single political entity. We see they fell into his trap as one. But now, the Children of Israel were increasing in the land of their captivity, and God appeared to show a special interest in them, so the Devil had to change his strategy, keep his distance, and observe for a while.

The Egyptians were plagued even without his Help, nor tho’ the cunning Artist, as I said, stood and looked on, yet he durst not meddle; nor could he make a few Lice, the least and meanest of the Armies of Insects raised to afflict the Egyptians.

The Egyptians were suffering even without his help, and even though the clever artist, as I mentioned, stood by and observed, he didn’t dare interfere; he couldn’t even create a few lice, the smallest and most insignificant of the insect armies sent to torment the Egyptians.

However, when he perceiv’d that God resolved to bring the Israelites out, he prepar’d to attend them, to watch them, and be at Hand upon all the wicked Occasions that might offer, as if he had been fully satisfied such Occasions would offer, and that he should not fail to have an Opportunity to draw them into some Snare or another, and that therefore it was his Business not to be out of the Way, but to be ready (as we say) to make his Market of them in the best Manner he could: How many Ways he attempted them, nay, how many Times he conquer’d them in their Journey, we shall see presently.

However, when he realized that God intended to bring the Israelites out, he prepared to keep an eye on them, to watch over them, and to be nearby for any wicked opportunities that might arise, as if he was completely sure those opportunities would come up and that he would have a chance to trap them in one way or another. Therefore, it was his job not to stay away but to be ready (as we say) to take advantage of them in the best way he could. We will soon see how many ways he tested them and how many times he defeated them during their journey.

First he put them in a fright at Baal-Zephon, where he thought he had drawn them into a Noose, and where he sent Pharoah and his Army to block them up between the Mountains of Piahiroth and the Red Sea; but there indeed Satan was outwitted by Moses, so far as it appeared to be a humane Action, for he little thought of their going dry footed thro’ the Sea, but depended upon having them all cut in Pieces the next Morning[Pg 167] by the Egyptians; an eminent Proof, by the Way, that the Devil has no Knowledge of Events, or any Insight into Futurity; nay that he has not so much as a second Sight, or knows to Day what his Maker intends to do to Morrow; for had Satan known that God intended to Ford them over the Sea, if he had not been able to have prevented the Miracle, he would certainly have prevented the Escape, by sending out Pharoah and his Army time enough to have taken the Strand before them, and so have driven them to the Necessity of travelling on Foot round the North Point of that Sea, by the Wilderness of Etan, where he would have pursu’d and harrass’d them with his Cavalry, and in all Probability have destroy’d them: But the blind short-sighted Devil, perfectly in the Dark, and unacquainted with Futurity, knew nothing of the Matter, was as much deceiv’d as Pharoah himself, stood still flattering himself with the Hopes of his Booty, and the Revenge he should take upon them the next Morning; till he saw the frighted Waves in an Uproar, and to his utter Astonishment and Confusion saw the Passage laid open, and Moses leading his vast Army in full March over the dry Space; nay even then ’tis very propable Satan did not know that if the Egyptians follow’d them, the Sea would return upon and overwhelm them; for I can hardly think so hard of the Devil himself, that if he had, he would have suffer’d, much less prompted Pharoah to follow the Chase at such an Expence; so that either he must be an ignorant unforeseeing Devil, or a very ungrateful false Devil to his Friends the Egyptians.

First, he terrified them at Baal-Zephon, where he thought he had trapped them, and where he sent Pharaoh and his army to block them between the mountains of Pihahiroth and the Red Sea; but there, Satan was outsmarted by Moses, as it seemed to be a humane act, for he hardly expected them to cross the sea on dry land, instead planning to have them all cut to pieces by the Egyptians the next morning[Pg 167]; a clear indication, by the way, that the Devil has no knowledge of events or any insight into the future; indeed, he doesn’t even have second sight or know today what his Maker plans for tomorrow; because if Satan had known that God intended to bring them across the sea, even if he couldn’t prevent the miracle, he would certainly have prevented their escape by sending out Pharaoh and his army in time to capture the shore ahead of them, forcing them to travel around the northern point of that sea through the wilderness of Etam, where he would have pursued and harassed them with his cavalry, likely destroying them: But the blind, short-sighted Devil, completely in the dark and unaware of future events, knew nothing of the situation, was just as misled as Pharaoh himself, and stood there self-deluding, filled with hopes of his spoils and the revenge he would take on them the next morning; until he saw the terrified waves in an uproar, and to his utter astonishment and confusion saw the passage opened and Moses leading his vast army marching across the dry ground; even then, it’s very likely Satan did not realize that if the Egyptians followed them, the sea would return and overwhelm them; for I can hardly think so poorly of the Devil himself that if he had known, he would have allowed, much less encouraged Pharaoh to follow the chase at such a cost; so he must either be an ignorant, shortsighted Devil, or a deeply ungrateful false Devil to his friends, the Egyptians.

I am enclin’d also to the more charitable Opinion of Satan too, because the Escape of the Israelites was really a Triumph over himself; for the War was certainly his, or at least he was auxiliary to Pharoah,[Pg 168] it was a Victory over Hell and Egypt together, and he would never have suffer’d the Disgrace, if he had known it beforehand; that is to say, tho’ he could not have prevented the Escape of Israel, or the dividing the Water, yet he might have warn’d the Egyptians, and cautioned them not to venture in after them.

I am also inclined to think more charitably about Satan because the escape of the Israelites was really a defeat for him; the war was definitely his, or at least he was on Pharaoh's side,[Pg 168] and it was a victory over both Hell and Egypt together. He would never have allowed this disgrace if he had known it was coming; that is to say, even though he couldn't have stopped the escape of Israel or the parting of the water, he could have warned the Egyptians and advised them not to follow.

But we shall see a great many weak Steps taken by the Devil in the Affair of this very People and their forty Years Wandring in the Wilderness; and tho’ he was in some things successful, and wheedled them into many foolish and miserable Murmurings and Wranglings against God, and Mutinies against poor Moses, yet the Devil was oftentimes baulk’d and disappointed; and ’tis for this Reason that I choose to finish the first Part of his History with the particular Relation of his Behaviour among the Jews, because also, we do not find any extraordinary Things happening any where else in the World for above one thousand five hundred Years, no Variety, no Revolutions; all the Rest of Mankind lay still under his Yoke, quietly submitted to his Government, did just as he bad them, worship’d every Idol he set up, and in a Word, he had no Difficulty with any Body but the Jews, and for this Reason, I say, this Part of his Story will be the more useful and instructing.

But we will observe a lot of weak moves made by the Devil regarding this particular group of people and their forty years wandering in the wilderness. Although he was successful in some ways, tricking them into many foolish and miserable complaints and conflicts against God, and rebellions against poor Moses, the Devil was often thwarted and disappointed. This is why I choose to conclude the first part of his history with a detailed account of his behavior among the Jews. Additionally, we don't find any extraordinary events happening anywhere else in the world for over one thousand five hundred years—no variety, no revolutions. The rest of humanity remained under his sway, quietly submitted to his rule, did exactly as he commanded, worshipped every idol he set up. In short, he had no trouble with anyone except the Jews, which is why I argue that this part of his story will be more useful and educational.

To return therefore to Moses and his dividing the Red Sea; that the People went over or thro’ it, that we have the sacred History for; but how the Devil behav’d, that you must come to me for, or I know not where you will find a true Account of it, at least not in Print.

To get back to Moses and him parting the Red Sea; the People crossed through it, and we have the sacred History for that; but how the Devil acted, you’ll have to ask me for, or I don’t know where else you’ll find a true account, at least not in print.

1. It was in the Night they march’d thro’, whether the Devil saw it in the Dark or no, that’s not my Business.

1. It was at night when they marched through, whether the Devil saw it in the dark or not, that's not my concern.

[Pg 169]But when he had Day-Light for it, and view’d the next Day’s Work, I make no Question but all Hell felt the Surprise, the Prey being thus snatch’d out of their Hands unexpectedly. ’Tis true the Egyptians Host was sent to him in their Room, but that was not what he aim’d at; for he was sure enough of them his own Way, and if it was not just at that Time, yet he knew what and who they were; but as he had devour’d the whole Israelitish Host in his Imagination, to the Tune of at least a Million and a half of Souls; Men, Women and Children; it was, no doubt, a great Disappointment to the Devil to miss of his Prey, and to see them all triumphing on the other Side in Safety.

[Pg 169]But when he had daylight for it and looked at the next day’s work, I have no doubt that all Hell felt the surprise, as the prey was unexpectedly snatched from their hands. It’s true that the Egyptian army was sent to him in their place, but that wasn’t what he aimed for; he was already sure about them in his own way. Even if it wasn't just at that time, he knew what and who they were. However, since he had imagined devouring the entire Israelite army, which amounted to at least a million and a half souls—men, women, and children—it was undoubtedly a massive disappointment for the Devil to miss his prey and see them all triumphantly safe on the other side.

It is true, Satan’s Annals do not mention this Defeat, for Historians are generally backward to register their own Misfortunes; but as we have an Account of the Fact from other Hands, so as we cannot question the Truth of it; the Nature of the Thing will tell us it was a Disappointment to the Devil, and a very great one too.

It is true, Satan’s Annals do not mention this defeat, because historians are usually reluctant to document their own failures; however, since we have accounts of the event from other sources, we cannot doubt its truth. The nature of the situation indicates that it was a disappointment for the Devil, and a significant one at that.

I cannot but observe here, that I think this Part of the Devil’s Story very entertaining, because of the great Variety of Incidents which appear in every Part of it; sometimes he is like a hunted Fox, curvetting and counter-running to avoid his being pursued and found out, while at the same time he is carrying on his secret Designs to draw the People he pretends to manage, into some Snare or other to their Hurt; at another time, tho’ the Comparison is a little too low for his Dignity, like a Monkey that has done Mischief, and who making his own Escape sits and chatters at a Distance, as if he had triump’d in what he had done; so Satan, when he had drawn them in to worship a Calf, to offer strange Fire, to set up a Schism, and the like; and so to bring the Divine Vengeance upon themselves, leaving[Pg 170] them in their Distress, kept at a Distance, as if he look’d on with Satisfaction to see them Burnt, swallow’d up, swept away, and the like; as the several Stories relate.

I can't help but note that I find this part of the Devil’s story very entertaining because of the wide variety of incidents that appear throughout. At times, he acts like a hunted fox, darting and dodging to avoid being caught while secretly working to lure the people he pretends to control into traps that will hurt them. At other times, though the comparison is a bit beneath him, he resembles a mischievous monkey who, having caused trouble, sits at a distance chattering away as if he's reveling in what he's done. Likewise, Satan, after leading them to worship a calf, offer strange fire, and create a schism, brings divine vengeance upon them, leaving[Pg 170] them in their distress. He keeps his distance, seemingly satisfied as he watches them burn, be swallowed up, and swept away, as the various stories recount.

His indefatigable Vigilance is, on the other hand, a useful Caveat, as well as an improving View to us; no sooner is he routed and expos’d, defeated and disappointed in one Enterprize, but he begins another, and, like a cunning Gladiator, warily defends himself, and boldly attacks his Enemy at the same time. Thus we see him, up and down, conquering and conquered, thro’ this whole Part of his Story, till at last he receives a total Defeat; of which you shall hear in its place: In the mean time, let us take up his Story again at the Red Sea, where he receiv’d a great Blow, instead of which he expected a compleat Victory; for doubtless the Devil and the King of Ægypt too, thought of nothing but Conquest at Piahiroth.

His relentless vigilance serves as a valuable warning and an enriching perspective for us. No sooner does he get defeated and exposed in one endeavor than he starts another. Like a skilled gladiator, he carefully defends himself while boldly attacking his enemy at the same time. We see him going back and forth, winning and losing throughout this part of his story, until eventually, he faces a complete defeat, which you will hear about later. In the meantime, let's pick up his story again at the Red Sea, where he suffered a major setback instead of the complete victory he was expecting; for surely the Devil and the King of Ægypt were only thinking about conquest at Piahiroth.

However, tho’ the Triumph of the Israelites over the Egyptians must needs be a great Mortification to the Devil, and exasperated him very much, yet the Consequence was only this, viz. that Satan, like an Enemy who is baulk’d and defeated, but not overcome, redoubles his Rage, and reinforces his Army, and what the Egyptians could not do for him, he resolves to do for himself; in order then to take his Opportunity for what Mischief might offer, being defeated, and provok’d, I say, at the Slur that was put upon him, he resolves to follow them into the Wilderness, and many a vile Prank he plaid them there; as first, he straitens them for Water, and makes them murmur against God, and against Moses, within a very few Days, nay, Hours, of their great Deliverance of all.

However, even though the victory of the Israelites over the Egyptians must have been a huge blow to the Devil and really angered him, the result was just this: namely, that Satan, like an enemy who is thwarted and beaten but not defeated, intensified his anger and strengthened his forces. What the Egyptians couldn’t achieve for him, he decided to do himself. So, to seize any opportunity for trouble that might arise, being thwarted and provoked, I say, by the insult to him, he made up his mind to chase them into the wilderness, where he played many a nasty trick on them; first, he deprived them of water and caused them to grumble against God and against Moses, just a few days, or even hours, after their great deliverance.

Nor was this all, but in less than one Year more we find them, (at his Instigation too) setting up[Pg 171] a golden Calf, and making all the People dance about it at Mount Sinai; even when God himself had but just before appear’d to them in the Terrors of a burning Fire upon the Top of the Mountain; and what was the Pretence? Truly, nothing but that they had lost Moses, who used to be their Guide, and he had hid himself in the Mount, and had not been seen in forty Days, so that they could not tell what was become of him. This put them all into Confusion; a poor Pretence indeed, to turn them all back to Idolatry! but the watchful Devil took the Hint, push’d the Advantage, and insinuated that they should never see Moses again, that he was certainly devour’d by venturing too near the Flashes of Fire in the Mount, and presuming upon the Liberty he had taken before; in a word, that God had destroyed Moses, or he was starved to Death for want of Food, having been forty Days and forty Nights absent.

Nor was that all; in less than a year later, we find them, spurred on by him, setting up[Pg 171] a golden Calf and making all the people dance around it at Mount Sinai. This happened right after God had just appeared to them in the terrifying blaze of a burning fire on top of the mountain. And what was the excuse? Honestly, it was nothing but that they had lost Moses, who used to guide them, and he had gone up the mountain and hadn’t been seen for forty days, so they didn’t know what had happened to him. This threw them all into confusion; a weak excuse indeed, to lead them back to idolatry! But the watchful Devil seized the opportunity, suggested that they would never see Moses again, claiming he was surely devoured for getting too close to the fire on the mountain and for presuming upon his earlier freedom. In short, he hinted that God had destroyed Moses, or that he had starved to death after being absent for forty days and nights.

All these were, it’s true, in themselves most foolish Suggestions, considering Moses was admitted to the Vision of God, and that God had been pleased to appear to him in the most intimate manner; that as they might depend God would not destroy his faithful Servant, so they might have concluded he was able to support his Being without Food as long as he thought fit; but to a People so easy to believe any thing, what could be too gross for the Devil to persuade them to?

All of these were, it's true, pretty silly suggestions, especially since Moses was allowed to see God and that God had chosen to appear to him in such a personal way; they could count on the fact that God wouldn't destroy his loyal servant, so they could have inferred that he was capable of surviving without food for as long as he deemed necessary. But for a people so quick to believe anything, what could be too ridiculous for the Devil to convince them of?

A People who could dance round a Calf, and call it their God, might do any thing; that could say to one another, that this was the Great Jehovah, that brought them out of the Land of Egypt; and that within so few Days after God’s miraculous Appearance to them, and for them; I say, such a People were really fitted to be[Pg 172] imposed upon, nothing could be too gross for them.

A group of people who could dance around a calf and call it their God could do anything; who could tell each other that this was the Great God, who brought them out of the Land of Egypt; and just a few days after God's miraculous appearance to them, and for them; I mean, such a group was truly ready to be[Pg 172] deceived, nothing could be too ridiculous for them.

This was indeed his first considerable Experiment upon them as a People, or as a Body; and the Truth is, his Affairs requir’d it, for Satan, who had been a Successful Devil in most of his Attempts upon Mankind, could hardly doubt of Success in any thing after he had carried his Point at Mount Sinai: To bring them to Idolatry in the very Face of their Deliverer, and just after their Deliverance! It was more astonishing in the main than even their passing the Red Sea: In a Word, the Devil’s whole History does not furnish us with a Story equally surprising.

This was definitely his first major experiment on them as a People, or as a Body; and the truth is, his situation required it. Satan, who had been quite successful in most of his attempts against humanity, could hardly doubt that he would succeed again after he had achieved his goal at Mount Sinai: to lead them to idol worship right in front of their Deliverer, and just after they had been freed! It was even more astonishing overall than their crossing of the Red Sea: In short, the Devil’s entire history doesn't provide us with a story as surprising as this.

And how was poor Aaron bewilder’d in it too? He that was Moses’s Partner in all the great Things that Moses did in Pharaoh’s Sight, and that was appointed to be his Assistant and Oracle, or Orator rather, upon all public Occasions; that he, above all the rest, should come into this absurd and ridiculous Proposal, he that was singled out for the sacred Priesthood, for him to defile his holy Hands with a polluted abominable Sacrifice, and with making the Idol for them too, (for ’tis plain that he made it,) how monstrous it was!

And how confused was poor Aaron in all of this too? He was Moses’s partner in all the great things that Moses did in Pharaoh’s sight, and he was appointed to be his assistant and spokesperson, or rather, his orator, at all public events. For him, above all others, to accept this absurd and ridiculous proposal—to be singled out for the sacred priesthood while defiling his holy hands with a polluted, abominable sacrifice and even making the idol himself (because it’s clear that he did make it)—how monstrous that was!

And see what an Answer he gives to his Brother Moses, how weak! how simple! I did so and so, indeed, I bad them bring the Ear-rings, &c. and I cast the Gold into the Fire, and it came out this Calf. Ridiculous! as if the Calf came out by meer fortuitous Adventure, without a Mould to cast it in; which could not be supposed: And if it had not come out so without a Mould, Moses would certainly have known of it; had Aaron been innocent, he would have answered after quite another manner, and told Moses honestly that the whole Body of the People came to him in a Fright, that they forced him to make them[Pg 173] an Idol; which he did, by making first a proper Mould to cast it in, and then taking the proper Metal to cast it from: That indeed he had sinn’d in so doing, but that he was mobb’d into it, and the People terrified him, perhaps they threatned to kill him; and if he had added, that the Devil prompting his Fear beguil’d him, he had said nothing but what was certainly true; for if it was in Satan’s Power to make the People insolent and outrageous enough to threaten and bully the old venerable Prophet (for he was not yet a Priest) who was the Brother of their Oracle Moses, and had been Partner with him in so many of his Commissions; I say, if he cou’d bring up the Passions of the People to a Height to be rude and unmannerly to him (Aaron) and perhaps to threaten and insult him, he may be easily suppos’d to be able to intimidate Aaron, and terrify him into a Compliance.

And look at the response he gives to his brother Moses, how weak! how simple! I did this and that, really, I told them to bring the earrings, &c. and I threw the gold into the fire, and it came out this calf. Ridiculous! as if the calf appeared out of pure chance, without a mold to shape it in; which can’t be true. And if it hadn’t come out that way without a mold, Moses would definitely have known. If Aaron had been innocent, he would have responded very differently and honestly told Moses that the entire group of people came to him in a panic, forcing him to create an idol; which he did by first making a proper mold to shape it and then using the right metal to form it. That indeed he had sinned in doing so, but that he was pressured into it, and the people scared him, maybe they threatened to kill him; and if he had added that the Devil was influencing his fear, he would have said nothing but the truth; for if it was within Satan’s power to make the people so bold and rude as to threaten and bully the old respected prophet (for he was not yet a priest) who was the brother of their oracle Moses, and had shared in so many of his tasks; I say, if he could stir up the people's feelings to be disrespectful and threaten him (Aaron), he could easily intimidate Aaron and frighten him into submission.

See this cunning Agent, when he has Man’s Destruction in his View, how securely he acts! he never wants a handle; the best of Men have one weak place or other, and he always finds it out, takes the Advantage of it, and conquers them by one Artifice or another; only take it with you as you go, ’tis always by Stratagem, never by Force; a Proof that he is not empower’d to use Violence: He may tempt, and he does prevail; but ’tis all Legerdemain, ’tis all Craft and Artifice, he is still Διαβολὴ, the Calumniator and Deceiver, that is, the Misrepresenter; he misrepresents Man to God, and misrepresents God to Man, also he misrepresents Things; he puts false Colours, and then manages the Eye to see them with an imperfect View, raising Clouds and Fogs to intercept our Sight; in short, he deceives all our Senses, and imposes upon us in Things which otherwise would be the easiest to discern and judge of.

See this clever Agent, when he has humanity's destruction in his sights, how confidently he acts! He never lacks a way in; even the best people have weaknesses, and he always finds them, takes advantage of them, and defeats them through one trick or another; just remember as you go, it's always by Stratagem, never by Force; a sign that he's not allowed to use violence: He may tempt, and he does succeed; but it's all Legerdemain, it's all cunning and deceit, he is still Διαβολὴ, the Calumniator and Deceiver, meaning the Misrepresenter; he misrepresents Man to God, and misrepresents God to Man, and he also misrepresents things; he uses false colors and then manipulates the eye to see them with a distorted view, creating clouds and fogs to obstruct our vision; in short, he deceives all our senses and tricks us in matters that would otherwise be the easiest to perceive and judge.

[Pg 174]This indeed is in part the Benefit of the Devil’s History, to let us see that he has used the same Method all along; and that ever since he has had any thing to do with Mankind, he has practis’d upon them with Stratagem and Cunning; also ’tis observable that he has carried his Point better that way than he would have done by Fury and Violence, if he had been allowed to make use of it; for by his Power indeed he might have laid the World desolate, and made a Heap of Rubbish of it long ago; but, as I have observed before, that would not have answered his Ends half so well, for by destroying Men he would have made Martyrs, and sent abundance of good Men to Heaven, who would much rather have died, than yielded to serve him, and, as he aimed to have it, to fall down and worship him; I say, he would have made Martyrs, and that not a few: But this was none of Satan’s Business; his Design lies quite another Way; his Business is to make Men sin, not to make them suffer; to make Devils of them, not Saints; to delude them, and draw them away from their Maker, not send them away to him; and therefore he works by Stratagem, not by Force.

[Pg 174]This is partly the advantage of the Devil’s History, showing us that he has always used the same tactics. Since he first got involved with humanity, he has operated with trickery and deceit. It's also worth noting that he has been more successful this way than he would have been through rage and violence, if he had been allowed to use those methods. In truth, he could have devastated the world and reduced it to rubble long ago; however, as I’ve mentioned before, that wouldn’t have met his goals as effectively. By destroying people, he would create martyrs and send many good souls to Heaven, who would much prefer to die than to serve him and, as he desired, to bow down and worship him. I say he would have made many martyrs; but that is not the aim of Satan. His goal is quite the opposite: to make people sin, not to make them suffer; to turn them into Devils, not Saints; to mislead them and lead them away from their Creator, not send them back to Him. That’s why he operates through trickery, not force.

We are now come to his Story, as it relates to the Jewish Church in the Wilderness, and to the Children of Israel in their travelling Circumstances; and this was the first Scene of publick Management that the Devil had upon his Hands in the World; for, as I have said, till now, he dealt with Mankind either in their separate Condition, one by one, or else carried all before him, engrossing whole Nations in his Systems of Idolatry, and overwhelming them in an ignorant Destruction.

We now arrive at the story as it pertains to the Jewish Church in the Wilderness and the Children of Israel during their travels. This was the first instance of public manipulation that the Devil undertook in the world. As I mentioned, until now, he dealt with humanity either individually, one by one, or controlled entire nations through his systems of idolatry, leading them into ignorant destruction.

But having now a whole People as it were snatch’d away from him, taken out of his Government, and, which was still worse, having a[Pg 175] View of a Kingdom being set up independent of him, and superior to his Authority, it is not to be wondred at if he endeavour’d to overthrow them in the Infancy of their Constitution, and tried all possible Arts to bring them back into his own Hands again.

But now that he had lost an entire population, taken out of his control, and, even worse, faced the prospect of a Kingdom being established independently of him and above his authority, it’s no surprise that he tried to undermine them while they were still new in their Constitution and did everything he could to regain control over them.

He found them not only carried away from the Country where they were even in his Clutches, surrounded with Idols, and where we have Reason to believe the greatest part of them were polluted with the Idolatry of the Egyptians; for we do not read of any stated Worship which they had of their own, or if they did worship the true God, we scarce know in what manner they did it; they had no Law given them, nothing but the Covenant of Circumcision, and even Moses himself had not strictly observ’d that, till he was frighted into it; we read of no Sacrifices among them, no Feasts were ordain’d, no solemn Worship appointed, and how, or in what manner they perform’d their Homage, we know not; the Passover was not ordain’d till just at their coming away; so that there was not much Religion among them, at least that we have any Account of; and we may suppose the Devil was pretty easy with them all the while they were in the House of their Bondage.

He found that they were not only taken away from the country where they were even in his grasp, surrounded by idols, but we also have reason to believe that most of them were tainted by the idolatry of the Egyptians; for we do not read of any established worship they had on their own, and if they did worship the true God, we hardly know how they did it. They had no law given to them, nothing but the covenant of circumcision, and even Moses himself didn't properly observe that until he was frightened into it. We read of no sacrifices among them, no feasts were appointed, no formal worship organized, and how, or in what way they expressed their homage, we do not know; the Passover was only instituted just as they were leaving; so there wasn’t much religion among them, at least not that we have any record of, and we can assume that the Devil didn’t have to worry much about them while they were in the house of their bondage.

But now, to have a Million of People fetch’d out of his Hands, as it were all at once, and to have the immediate Power of Heaven engaged in it, and that Satan saw evidently God had singled them out in a miraculous manner to favour them, and call them his own; this allarm’d him at once, and therefore he resolves to follow them, lay close Siege to them, and take all the Measures possible to bring them to rebel against, and disobey God, that he might be provok’d to destroy them; and how near he went to bring it to pass, we shall see presently.

But now, to have a million people pulled out of his control all at once, with the immediate power of Heaven involved in it, and to see that Satan clearly recognized God had singled them out in a miraculous way to favor them and call them his own; this alarmed him immediately. So he decided to pursue them, lay siege to them, and take every possible measure to lead them to rebel against and disobey God, hoping to provoke Him into destroying them. And we will soon see just how close he came to making that happen.

[Pg 176]This making a Calf, and paying an idolatrous Worship to it (for they acted the Heathens and Idolaters, not in the setting up the Calf only, but in the manner of their Worshiping, viz. Dancing and Musick, Things they had not been acquainted with in the Worship of the true God) I mention here, to observe how the Devil not only imposed upon their Principles, but upon their Senses too; as if the awful Majesty of Heaven, whose Glory they had seen in Mount Sinai, where they stood, and whose Pillar of Cloud and Fire was their Guide and Protection, would be worship’d by dancing round a Calf! and that not a living Creature, or a real Calf, but the mere Image of a Calf cast in Gold, or, as some think, in Brass gilded over.

[Pg 176]This making a calf and showing idolatrous worship toward it (because they acted like pagans and idolaters, not just in creating the calf, but also in how they worshiped it, like through dancing and music, things they hadn’t experienced in the worship of the true God) highlights how the Devil misled them not only in their beliefs but also in their senses. It’s as if the terrifying Majesty of Heaven, whose glory they had witnessed on Mount Sinai, where they stood, and whose Pillar of Cloud and Fire guided and protected them, would be worshipped by dancing around a calf! And not even a living creature or a real calf, but just an image of a calf made of gold, or as some believe, brass covered in gold.

But this was the Devil’s Way with Mankind, namely, to impose upon their Senses, and bring them into the grossest Follies and Absurdities; and then, having first made them Fools, it was much the easier to make them Offenders.

But this was the Devil’s way with humanity, which was to deceive their senses and lead them into the most ridiculous foolishness and absurdity; and then, having made them fools, it was much easier to turn them into wrongdoers.

In this very manner he acted with them thro’ all the Course of their Wilderness Travels; for as they were led by the Hand like Children, defended by Omnipotence, fed by Miracles, instructed immediately from Heaven, and in all things had Moses for their Guide; they had no room to miscarry, but by acting the greatest Absurdities, and committing the greatest Follies in Nature; and even these, the Devil brought them to be guilty of, in a surprising manner: 1. As God himself reliev’d them in every Exigence, and supply’d them in every Want, one would think ’twas impossible they should be ever brought to question either his Willingness or his Ability, and yet they really objected against both; which was indeed very provoking, and I doubt not, that when the Devil had brought them to act[Pg 177] in such a preposterous Manner, he really hoped and believed God would be provok’d effectually: The Testimonies of his Care of them, and Ability to supply them, were miraculous and undeniable; he gave them Water from the Rock, Bread from the Air, sent the Fowls to feed them with Flesh, and supported them all the Way by Miracles; their Health was preserv’d, none were sick among them, their clothes did not wear out, nor their Shoes grow old upon their Feet; could any thing be more absurd, than to doubt whether he could provide for them who had never let them want for so many Years?

In this way, he continued to guide them throughout their time traveling in the wilderness; for as they were led by the hand like children, protected by an all-powerful force, nourished through miracles, taught directly from Heaven, and had Moses as their guide in everything, they really had no chance to fail except by doing the most absurd things and making the biggest mistakes imaginable. Even these missteps, the Devil led them into in an astonishing way: 1. Since God helped them in every crisis and provided for all their needs, one would think it would be impossible for them to doubt either his willingness or his ability. Yet they indeed complained about both, which was quite frustrating. I have no doubt that when the Devil led them to behave[Pg 177] so irrationally, he truly believed and hoped that God would be provoked. The evidence of God's care for them and his ability to provide was miraculous and undeniable; he gave them water from a rock, bread from the sky, sent birds to feed them with meat, and supported them every step of the way with miracles. Their health was maintained, no one got sick, their clothes didn’t wear out, nor did their shoes become old; what could be more absurd than doubting whether he could provide for them after never letting them go without for so many years?

But the Devil managed them in spight of Miracles; nor did he ever give them over till he had brought six hundred thousand of them to provoke God so highly that he would not suffer above two of them to go into the Land of Promise; so that in short, Satan gained his Point as to that Generation, for all their Carcasses fell in the Wilderness. Let us take but a short View to what a Height he brought ’em, and in what a rude, absurd Manner they acted; how he set them upon murmuring upon every Occasion, now for Water, then for Bread; nay, they murmured at their Bread when they had it; Our Soul loaths this light Bread.

But the Devil managed to influence them despite the miracles; he never gave up until he had led six hundred thousand of them to anger God so much that He wouldn’t allow more than two of them to enter the Promised Land. In short, Satan succeeded with that generation, as all their bodies fell in the Wilderness. Let’s take a brief look at how far he brought them and how rudely and absurdly they acted; how he got them to complain about everything, first for water, then for bread; they even complained about their bread when they had it, saying, Our soul loathes this light bread.

He sow’d the Seeds of Church-Rebellion in the Sons of Aaron, and made Nadab and Abihu offer strange Fire till they were strangely consumed by Fire for the doing it.

He planted the seeds of church rebellion in the sons of Aaron, and made Nadab and Abihu offer unauthorized fire until they were unexpectedly consumed by fire for doing so.

He set them a complaining at Taberah, and a lusting for Flesh at the first three Days Journey from Mount Sinai.

He made them complain at Taberah, and they craved meat during the first three days' journey from Mount Sinai.

He planted Envy in the Hearts of Miriam and Aaron, against the Authority of Moses, to pretend God had spoke by them as well as by him, till he humbled the Father, and made a Leper of the Daughter.

He instilled envy in the hearts of Miriam and Aaron against the authority of Moses, making them pretend that God had spoken through them just as He had through him, until he humbled the father and turned the daughter into a leper.

[Pg 178]He debauch’d ten of the Spies, frighted them with sham Appearances of Things, when they went out to search the Land; and made them fright the whole People out of their Understanding as well as Duty, for which six hundred thousand of their Carcasses fell in the Wilderness.

[Pg 178]He corrupted ten of the spies, scared them with fake appearances of things when they went to explore the land, and caused them to frighten the entire population out of their senses as well as their responsibilities, resulting in the deaths of six hundred thousand of their bodies in the wilderness.

He rais’d the Rebellion of Korah, and the two hundred and fifty Princes, till he brought them to be swallowed up alive.

He sparked the rebellion of Korah and the two hundred and fifty leaders until he caused them to be swallowed up alive.

He put Moses into a Passion at Meribah, and ruffled the Temper of the meekest Man upon Earth, by which he made both him and Aaron forfeit their Share of the Promise, and be shut out from the Holy Land.

He got Moses really worked up at Meribah, and irritated the meekest person on Earth, which caused both him and Aaron to lose their part of the Promise and be excluded from the Holy Land.

He rais’d a Mutiny among them when they travelled from Mount Hor, till they brought fiery Serpents among them to destroy them.

He stirred up a rebellion among them when they traveled from Mount Hor, which brought deadly serpents among them to destroy them.

He tried to make Baalim the Prophet curse them, but there the Devil was disappointed: However, he brought the Midianites to debauch them with Women, as in the Case of Zimri and Cosbi.

He tried to get Baalim the Prophet to curse them, but that’s where the Devil was let down: Instead, he got the Midianites to corrupt them with women, as seen in the case of Zimri and Cosbi.

He tempted Achan with the Wedge of Gold, and the Babylonish Garment, that he might take of the accursed thing, and be destroy’d.

He tempted Achan with the Wedge of Gold and the Babylonian Garment, so that he would take from the cursed thing and be destroyed.

He tempted the whole People, not effectually to drive out the cursed Inhabitants of the Land of Promise, that they might remain, and be Goads in their Sides, till at last they often oppress’d them for their Idolatry; and, which was worse, debauched them to Idolatry.

He tempted the entire population, not effectively driving out the cursed inhabitants of the Promised Land, allowing them to stay and become thorns in their sides, until eventually they frequently oppressed them for their idolatry; and, even worse, led them into idolatry.

He prompted the Benjamites to refuse Satisfaction to the People, in the Case of the Wickedness of the Men of Gibeah, to the Destruction of the whole Tribe, four hundred Men excepted in the Rock Rimmon.

He encouraged the Benjamites to deny justice to the people regarding the wrongdoing of the men from Gibeah, leading to the near destruction of the entire tribe, with only four hundred men spared at the Rock Rimmon.

At last he tempted them to reject the Theocracy of their Maker, and call upon Samuel[Pg 179] to make them a King; and most of those Kings he made Plagues and Sorrows to them in their time, as you shall hear in their Order.

At last, he convinced them to turn away from the rule of their Creator and ask Samuel[Pg 179] to appoint a king for them; and many of the kings he appointed brought plagues and suffering to them over time, as you will hear in their order.

Thus he plagued the whole Body of the People continually, making them sin against God, and bring Judgments upon themselves, to the consuming some Millions of them, first and last, by the Vengeance of their Maker.

Thus he troubled the entire population constantly, causing them to sin against God and bring judgments upon themselves, leading to the destruction of millions of them, both in the beginning and at the end, by the wrath of their Creator.

As he did with the whole Congregation, so he did with their Rulers, and several of the Judges, who were made Instruments to deliver the People, yet were drawn into snares by this subtil Serpent, to ruin themselves or the People they had delivered.

As he did with the entire Congregation, he also did with their Leaders and some of the Judges, who were used as tools to save the People, yet were trapped by this subtle Serpent, leading to their own ruin or that of the People they had saved.

He tempted Gideon to make an Ephod, contrary to the Law of the Tabernacle, and made the Children of Israel go a whoring (that is, a worshiping) after it.

He tempted Gideon to create an Ephod, which went against the Law of the Tabernacle, and caused the Children of Israel to engage in idol worship (meaning, to worship it).

He tempted Sampson to debauch himself with a Harlot, and betray his own happy Secret to a Whore, at the Expence of both his Eyes, and at last of his Life.

He tempted Sampson to indulge in debauchery with a prostitute and betray his own cherished secret to a woman of the night, costing him both his vision and ultimately his life.

He tempted Eli’s Sons to lie with the Women, in the very Doors of the Tabernacle, when they came to bring their Offerings to the Priest; and he tempted poor Eli to connive at them, or not sufficiently reprove them.

He enticed Eli’s sons to have relations with the women right at the entrance of the Tabernacle when they came to present their offerings to the priest; and he led poor Eli to overlook their actions or to not reprimand them strongly enough.

He tempted the People to carry the Ark of God into the Camp, that it might fall into the Hands of the Philistines. And

He encouraged the people to bring the Ark of God into the camp so that it could fall into the hands of the Philistines. And

He tempted Uzzi to reach out his Hand to hold it up; as if he that had preserved it in the House of Dagon the Idol of the Philistines, could not keep it from falling out of the Cart.

He tempted Uzzi to stretch out his hand to hold it up; as if the one who had preserved it in the house of Dagon, the idol of the Philistines, couldn't keep it from falling out of the cart.

When the People had gotten a King, he immediately set to work in diverse Ways to bring that King to load them with Plagues and Calamities not a few.

When the people got a king, he quickly started finding different ways to burden them with plenty of troubles and disasters.

[Pg 180]He tempted Saul to spare the King of Amaliek, contrary to God’s express Command.

[Pg 180]He convinced Saul to let the King of Amalek go, against God’s clear command.

He not tempted Saul only, but possessed him with an evil Spirit, by which he was left to wayward Dispositions, and was forced to have it fiddl’d out of him with a Minstrel.

He not only tempted Saul, but also filled him with an evil spirit, which led him to unpredictable behavior, forcing him to have it played out of him by a minstrel.

He tempted Saul with a Spirit of Discontent, and with a Spirit of Envy at poor David, to hunt him like a Partridge upon the Mountains.

He tempted Saul with a spirit of discontent and a spirit of envy towards poor David, to chase him like a partridge in the mountains.

He tempted Saul with a Spirit of Divination, and sent him to a Witch to enquire of Samuel for him; as if God would help him when he was dead, that had forsaken him when he was alive.

He tempted Saul with a spirit of divination and sent him to a witch to ask Samuel for guidance; as if God would help him when he was dead, after having abandoned him when he was alive.

After that, he tempted him to kill himself, on a Pretence that he might not fall into the Hands of the Uncircumcised; as if Self-Murther was not half so bad, either for Sin against God, or Disgrace among Men, as being taken Prisoner by a Philistine! A Piece of Madness none but the Devil could have brought Mankind to submit to, tho’ some Ages after that, he made it a Fashion among the Romans.

After that, he encouraged him to take his own life, claiming it was better than being captured by the uncircumcised; as if suicide was not nearly as serious, either as a sin against God or as a shame among people, as being taken prisoner by a Philistine! It was a kind of madness that only the Devil could have convinced humanity to accept, even though some time later, it became fashionable among the Romans.

After Saul was dead, and David came to the Throne, by how much he was a Man chosen and particularly savoured by Heaven, the Devil fell upon him with the more Vigour, attack’d him so many Ways, and conquer’d him so very often, that as no Man was so good a King, so hardly any good King was ever a worse Man; in many Cases one would have almost thought the Devil had made Sport with David, to shew how easily he could overthrow the best Man God could choose of the whole Congregation.

After Saul died and David became king, it was clear he was a man chosen and favored by Heaven. However, the Devil targeted him with even more intensity, attacking him in countless ways and defeating him so often that, while he was undoubtedly a good king, he also became a deeply flawed man. In many situations, one might have thought the Devil was having fun with David, demonstrating how easily he could bring down the best man that God could select from the entire community.

He made him distrust his Benefactor so much as to feign himself mad before the King of Gath, when he had fled to him for Shelter.

He made him distrust his benefactor so much that he pretended to be insane before the King of Gath when he had escaped to him for refuge.

[Pg 181]He made him march with his four hundred Cut-throats, to cut off poor Nabal, and all his Houshold, only because he would not send him the good Chear he had provided for his honest Sheep-shearers.

[Pg 181]He ordered his four hundred thugs to go after poor Nabal and his whole household, just because he wouldn’t share the good food he had prepared for his honest sheep shearers.

He made him, for his Word’s sake, give Ziba half his Master’s Estate for his Treachery, after he knew he had been the Traitor, and betray’d poor Mephibosheth for the sake of it; in which

He made him, for the sake of his Word, give Ziba half of his Master's estate for his betrayal, after he learned that he had been the traitor and had betrayed poor Mephibosheth for it; in which

‘The good old King, it seems, was very loth
‘To break his Word, and therefore broke his Oath.

‘The good old King, it seems, was very reluctant
‘To break his word, and therefore broke his oath.

 

Then he tempted him to the ridiculous Project of numbring the People, tho’ against God’s express Command; a Thing Joab himself was not wicked enough to do, till David and the Devil forc’d him to it.

Then he tempted him with the absurd plan of counting the people, even though it went against God’s clear command; something Joab himself was not sinful enough to do until David and the Devil pushed him into it.

And to make him compleatly wicked, he carried him to the Top of his House, and shew’d him a naked Lady bathing her self in her Garden, in which it appear’d that the Devil knew David too well, and what was the particular Sin of his Inclination; and so took him by the Right Handle; drawing him at once into the Sins of Murther and Adultery.

And to make him completely wicked, he took him to the top of his house and showed him a naked woman bathing in her garden. It seemed that the Devil knew David very well and understood his specific sinful desires; so he went straight for the right temptation, pulling him into the sins of Murder and Adultery.

Then, that he might not quite give him over, (tho’ David’s Repentance for the last Sin kept the Devil off for a while) when he could attack him no farther personally he fell upon him in his Family, and made him as miserable as he could desire him to be, in his Children, three of whom he brought to Destruction before his Face, and another after his Death.

Then, to make sure he didn’t completely let him go, (though David’s remorse for his last sin kept the Devil at bay for a while) when he could no longer confront him directly, he targeted his family and made him as miserable as possible through his children. He caused the death of three of them right in front of him, and one more after he died.

First, he tempted Ammon to ravish his Sister Tamar; so, there was an End of her (poor Girl!) as to this World, for we never hear any more of her.

First, he tempted Ammon to assault his sister Tamar; so, that was the end of her (poor girl!) in this world, because we never hear anything else about her.

[Pg 182]Then he tempted Absalom to murther his Brother Amnon, in Revenge for Tamar’s Maidenhead.

[Pg 182]Then he convinced Absalom to kill his brother Amnon, seeking revenge for Tamar’s honor.

Then he made Joab run Absalom thro’ the Body, contrary to David’s Command.

Then he had Joab stab Absalom in the body, going against David’s orders.

And after David’s Death he brought Adonija (weak Man!) to the Block, for usurping King Solomon’s Throne.

And after David's death, he brought Adonijah (weak man!) to the block for trying to take King Solomon's throne.

As to Absalom, he tempted him to Rebellion, and raising War against his Father, to the turning him shamefully out of Jerusalem, and almost out of the Kingdom.

As for Absalom, he enticed him to rebel, leading to a war against his father, which resulted in him being disgracefully expelled from Jerusalem and nearly losing the kingdom.

He tempted him, for David’s farther Mortification, to lie with his Father’s Wives, in the Face of the whole City; and had Achitophel’s honest Council been follow’d, he had certainly sent him to Sleep with his Fathers, long before his time—But there Satan and Achitophel were both out-witted together.

He tempted him, for David’s further humiliation, to sleep with his Father’s wives, in front of the whole city; and if Achitophel’s honest advice had been followed, he would have definitely sent him to rest with his fathers long before his time—But there Satan and Achitophel were both outsmarted together.

Thro’ all the Reigns of the several Successors of David, the Devil took care to carry on his own Game, to the continual insulting the Measures which God himself had taken for the establishing his People in the World, and especially as a Church; till at last he so effectually debauch’d them to Idolatry; that Crime which of all others was most provoking to God, as it was carrying the People away from their Allegiance, and transposing the Homage they ow’d God their Maker, to a contemptible Block of Wood, or an Image of a brute Beast; and this how sordid and brutish soever it was in it self, yet so did his Artifice prevail among them, that, first or last, he brought them all into it, the ten Tribes as well as the two Tribes; till at last God himself was provoked to unchurch them, gave them up to their Enemies, and the few that were left of them, after incredible Slaughters and Desolation, were[Pg 183] hurried away, some into Tartary, and others into Babylon, from whence very few, of that few that were carried away, ever found their Way Home again; and some, when they might have come, would not accept of it, but continued there to the very coming of the Messiah. See Epistles of St. James and of St. Peter, at the Beginning.

Throughout all the reigns of the various successors of David, the Devil continued to pursue his own agenda, constantly undermining the plans that God had made to establish His people in the world, especially as a church. Eventually, he managed to lead them into idolatry—a sin that angered God more than any other, as it turned the people away from their loyalty to Him and redirected the honor they owed their Creator to a worthless piece of wood or a statue of a mindless animal. Regardless of how degrading and base this was, his manipulation was so effective that he led them all into it, including both the ten tribes and the two tribes. Ultimately, God became so provoked that He removed their status as a church, abandoned them to their enemies, and those few who survived, after immense slaughter and destruction, were[Pg 183] taken away, some to Tartary and others to Babylon, from which very few of those exiled ever returned home again; and some, even when they had the chance, refused to return and remained there until the arrival of the Messiah. See Epistles of St. James and of St. Peter, at the Beginning.

But to look a little back upon this Part (for it cannot be omitted, it makes so considerable a Part of the Devil’s History) I mean his drawing God’s People, Kings and all, into all the Sins and Mischiefs which gradually contributed to their Destruction.

But to reflect briefly on this Part (since it cannot be overlooked, it is such a significant part of the Devil’s History) I mean his leading God’s People, including Kings and all, into all the sins and wrongdoings that gradually contributed to their downfall.

First, (for he began immediately with the very best and wisest of the Race) he drew in King Solomon, in the midst of all his Zeal for the building God’s House, and for the making the most glorious and magnificent Appearance for God’s Worship that ever the World saw; I say, in the middle of all this, he drew him into such immoderate and insatiable an Appetite for Women, as to set up the first, and perhaps the greatest Seraglio of Whores that ever any Prince in the World had, or pretended to before; nay, and to bring whoring so much into Reputation, that, as the Text says, seven hundred of them were Princesses; that is to say, Ladies of Quality: Not as the Grand Seigniors, and Great Moguls, (other Princes of the Eastern World) have since practised, namely, to pick up their most beautiful Slaves; but these, it seems, were Women of Rank, King’s Daughters, as Pharaoh’s Daughter, and the Daughters of the Princes and prime Men among the Moabites, Ammonites, Zidonians, Hittites, &c. 1 Kings xi. 1.

First, (for he started right away with the very best and smartest of the Race) he brought in King Solomon, who was fully dedicated to building God's House and creating the most glorious and impressive setting for God's worship that the world has ever seen; I mean, in the midst of all this, he developed such an excessive and unquenchable desire for women that he established the first, and perhaps the greatest Seraglio of prostitutes that any prince in the world had, or claimed to have, before; furthermore, he brought prostitution into such high regard that, as the Text states, seven hundred of them were princesses; meaning, women of high status: Not like the Grand Seigniors or Great Moguls (other princes of the Eastern world) who later practiced picking their most beautiful slaves; these, it seems, were women of rank, king’s daughters, like Pharaoh’s Daughter and the daughters of the princes and leading men among the Moabites, Ammonites, Zidonians, Hittites, etc. 1 Kings xi. 1.

Nor was this all; but as he drew him into the Love of these forbidden Women (for such they were, as to their Nation, as well as Number) so he[Pg 184] ensnar’d him by those Women to a Familiarity with their Worship; and by degrees brought that famous Prince (famous for his Wisdom) to be the greatest and most-impos’d-upon old Fool in the World; Bowing down to those Idols by the Inticing of his Whores, whom he had abhorr’d and detested in his Youth, as dishonouring that God for whom, and for whose Worship he had finish’d and dedicated the most magnificent Building and Temple in the World: Nothing but the invincible Subtlety of this Arch Devil could ever have brought such a Man as Solomon to such a Degeneracy of Manners, and to such Meannesses; no, not the Devil himself, without the Assistance of his Whores, nor the Whores themselves, without the Devil to help them.

Nor was this all; as he drew him into the love of these forbidden women (for that’s what they were, both in their nationality and numbers), he[Pg 184] ensnared him with those women into a familiarity with their worship. Gradually, he turned that famous prince (renowned for his wisdom) into the biggest and most gullible old fool in the world, bowing down to those idols at the urging of his mistresses, whom he had loathed and detested in his youth for dishonoring the God for whom he had built and dedicated the most magnificent temple in the world. Only the invincible cunning of this Arch Devil could’ve led a man like Solomon to such a decline in morals and such demeaning behavior; no, not even the Devil himself, without the help of his mistresses, nor the mistresses themselves, without the Devil to assist them.

As to Solomon, Satan had made Conquest enough there, we need hear no more of him; the next Advance he made, was in the Person of his Son Rehoboam; had not the Devil prompted his Pride and tyrannical Humour, he would never have given the People such an Answer as he did; and when he saw a Fellow at the Head of them too whom he knew wanted and waited for an Occasion to raise a Rebellion, and had ripened up the People’s Humour to the Occasion: Well might the Text call it listening to the Council of the young Heads; that it was indeed with a Vengeance! but those young Heads too were acted by an old Devil, who for his Craft is called, as I have observ’d, the Old Serpent.

As for Solomon, Satan had already achieved enough there, so we don't need to hear more about him; the next move he made was through his son Rehoboam; if the Devil hadn't stirred his pride and tyrannical nature, he would never have responded to the people the way he did; and when he saw a guy leading them who he knew was eager for a chance to incite a rebellion, and had already influenced the People’s mood for it: it's no surprise the text refers to it as listening to the Council of the young Heads; it truly was a disaster! but those young Heads were also being manipulated by an old Devil, who, for his cunning, is referred to, as I’ve noted, as the Old Serpent.

Having thus pav’d the Way, Jeroboam revolts. So far God had directed him; for the Text says expressly, speaking in the first Person of God himself, This Thing is of Me.

Having paved the way, Jeroboam revolts. So far, God had guided him; for the text clearly states, speaking in the first person of God himself, This thing is from Me.

But tho’ God might appoint Jeroboam to be King, (that is to say, of ten Tribes,) yet God did not appoint him to set up the two Calves in[Pg 185] the two extreme Parts of the Land, viz. in Dan, and in Bethel; that was Jeroboam’s own doing, and done on purpose to keep the People from falling back to Rehoboam, by being obliged to go to Jerusalem to the publick Worship: And the Text adds, Jeroboam made Israel to sin. This was indeed a Master-piece of the Devil’s Policy, and it was effectual to answer the End, nothing could have been more to the Purpose; what Reason he had to expect the People would so universally come into it, and be so well satisfied with a couple of Calves, instead of the true Worship of God at Jerusalem; or what Arts and Management he (Satan) made use of afterwards, to bring the People in, to join with such a Delusion, that we find but little of in all the Annals of Satan; not is it much to the Case: ’Tis certain the Devil found a strange kind of Propensity to worshiping Idols rooted in the Temper of that whole People, even from their first breaking away from the Egyptian Bondage; so that he had nothing to do but to work upon the old Stock, and propagate the Crime that he found was so natural to them. And this is Satan’s general Way of working, not with them only, but with us also, and with all the World, even then, and ever since.

But even though God might have chosen Jeroboam to be King (meaning over ten Tribes), God did not appoint him to set up the two Calves in[Pg 185] the far corners of the Land, specifically in Dan and Bethel; that was Jeroboam’s own decision, made to prevent the People from returning to Rehoboam by requiring them to go to Jerusalem for public Worship. The Text continues, Jeroboam made Israel to sin. This was indeed a clever scheme by the Devil, and it effectively fulfilled its purpose; nothing could have been more fitting. It’s unclear what reason he had to expect the People would so readily accept it and be content with a couple of Calves instead of the true Worship of God at Jerusalem; or what tactics and strategies he (Satan) used afterward to draw the People into such a Delusion, which we see very little of in all the records of Satan; nor does it relate much to the situation. It’s clear that the Devil discovered a strange inclination toward idol worship deeply ingrained in the nature of that entire People, even from their initial escape from Egyptian bondage; so he only needed to work on the old behavior and spread the sin that he found was so natural to them. This is Satan’s typical approach, not just with them but with us and with the entire World, both then and ever since.

When he had thus secur’d Jeroboam’s Revolt, we need not trace him among his Successors; for the same Reason of State that held for the setting up the Calves at Bethel and Dan, held good for the keeping them up, to all Jeroboam’s Posterity; nor had they one good King ever after; even Jehu, who call’d his Friends to come and see his Zeal for the Lord, and who fulfill’d the Threatnings of God upon Ahab and his Family, and upon Queen Jezabel and her Offspring, and knew all the while that he was executing the Judgment of the true God upon an idolatrous Race; yet[Pg 186] he would not part with his Calves, but would have thought it to have been parting with his Kingdom, and that as the People would have gone up to Jerusalem to worship, so they would at the same Time have transfer’d their civil Obedience to the King of Judah, (whose Right it really was, as far as they could claim by Birth and right Line); so that by the way, Satan any more than other Politicians, is not for the jus divinum of lineal Succession, or what we call hereditary Right, any farther than serves for his Purpose.

Once he had secured Jeroboam’s revolt, we don’t need to follow him through his successors; the same political reasons that led to the establishment of the Calves at Bethel and Dan also applied to their continued existence for all of Jeroboam’s descendants. They never had a single good king after that; even Jehu, who invited his friends to come and see his zeal for the Lord and who carried out God’s threats against Ahab and his family, as well as against Queen Jezabel and her offspring, knew all along that he was carrying out the true God’s judgment on an idolatrous people; yet[Pg 186] he wouldn’t give up his Calves, fearing it would mean giving up his kingdom. He believed that if the people went up to Jerusalem to worship, they would simultaneously transfer their civil loyalty to the king of Judah (whose right it truly was, based on birth and rightful lineage). Thus, Satan, much like other politicians, doesn’t support the jus divinum of lineal succession, or what we call hereditary right, beyond what serves his agenda.

Thus Satan ridded his Hands of ten of the twelve Tribes; let us now see how he went on with the rest, for his Work was now brought into a narrower Compass; the Church of God was now reduc’d to two Tribes, except a few religious People, who separated from the Schism of Jeroboam, and came and planted themselves among the Tribes of Judah and Benjamin: The first thing the Devil did after this, was to foment a War between the two Kings, while Judah was governed by a Boy or Youth, Abija by Name, and he none of the best neither; but God’s Time was not come, and the Devil receiv’d a great Disappointment; when Jeroboam was so entirely overthrown; that if the Records of those Ages do not mistake, no less than 500000 Men of Israel were kill’d, such a Slaughter, that one would think the Army of Judah, had they known how to improve as well as gain a Victory, might have brought all the rest back again, and have intirely reduc’d the House of Jeroboam and the ten Tribes that follow’d him to their Obedience; nay they did take a great deal of the Country from them, and among the rest Bethel it self; and yet so cunningly did Satan manage, that the King of Judah, who was himself a wicked King, and perhaps an Idolater in his Heart, did not take down the golden[Pg 187] Calf that Jeroboam had there, no nor destroy the Idolatry it self, so that in short, his Victory signified nothing.

Thus, Satan got rid of ten of the twelve tribes. Let’s now see how he dealt with the rest, as his work became more focused. The Church of God was reduced to just two tribes, except for a small group of faithful people who separated from the schism of Jeroboam and settled among the tribes of Judah and Benjamin. The first thing the Devil did afterward was to stir up a war between the two kings. Judah was ruled by a boy named Abija, who wasn’t great either. But God’s timing wasn’t right, and the Devil faced a big setback when Jeroboam was completely defeated. If the records from that time aren’t mistaken, around 500,000 men from Israel were killed. Such a slaughter that it seems the army of Judah, if they had known how to capitalize on their victory, could have brought back all the others and entirely reduced the house of Jeroboam and the ten tribes that followed him to obedience. They even took a lot of land from them, including Bethel itself. Yet, Satan was so clever that the king of Judah, who was himself a wicked king and perhaps an idolater at heart, didn’t tear down the golden[Pg 187] calf that Jeroboam had there, nor did he destroy the idolatry itself, meaning that, in short, his victory meant nothing.

From hence to the Captivity, we find the Devil busy with the Kings of Judah, especially the best of them; as for such as Manasseth, and those who transgress’d by the general Tenor of their Lives, those he had no great trouble with.

From here to the Captivity, we see the Devil busy with the kings of Judah, especially the best ones; as for those like Manasseh and others who consistently lived in sin, he didn’t have much trouble with them.

But such as Asa, Jehoshaphat, Hezekiah, and Josiah, he hung about them and their Courts, till he brought every one of them into some Mischief or another.

But like Asa, Jehoshaphat, Hezekiah, and Josiah, he lingered around them and their courts until he led each of them into some trouble or another.

As first, good King Asa, of whom the Scripture says, his Heart was perfect all his Days, yet this subtle Spirit, that could break in upon him no where else, tempted him when the King of Israel came out against him, to send to hire Benhadad the King of Syria to help him; as if God who had before enabled him to conquer the Ethiopians, with an Army of ten hundred thousand Men, could not have saved him from the King of the ten Tribes.

At first, good King Asa, of whom the Scripture says had a perfect heart all his days, was tempted by a cunning spirit. This spirit, which couldn't get to him elsewhere, influenced him when the King of Israel came out against him, leading him to hire Benhadad, the King of Syria, for help. It was as if God, who had previously enabled him to defeat the Ethiopians with an army of a million men, couldn’t have saved him from the King of the ten tribes.

In the same manner he tempted Jehoshaphat to join with that wicked King Ahab against the King of Syria, and also to marry his Son to Ahab’s Daughter, which was fatal to Jehoshaphat, and to his Posterity.

In the same way, he tempted Jehoshaphat to team up with that evil King Ahab against the King of Syria, and also to marry his son to Ahab’s daughter, which ended badly for Jehoshaphat and his descendants.

Again, He tempted Hezekiah to shew all his Riches to the King of Babylon’s Messengers; and who can doubt, but that he (Satan) is to be understood by the wicked Spirit which stood before the Lord, 2 Chron. xviii. 20. and offered his Service to entice Ahab the King of Israel to come out to Battle to his Ruin, by being a lying Spirit in the Mouths of all his Prophets; and who for that Time had a special Commission, as he had another Time in the Case of Job? and indeed it was a Commission fit for no body but the Devil: Thou[Pg 188] shalt entice him, and thou shalt also prevail: Go out and do even so, ℣ 21.

Again, He tempted Hezekiah to show all his wealth to the King of Babylon’s messengers; and who can doubt that he (Satan) represents the wicked spirit who stood before the Lord, 2 Chron. xviii. 20, and offered to entice Ahab, the King of Israel, to go into battle, leading to his destruction by being a lying spirit in the mouths of all his prophets; and who at that time had a special mission, just as he had another time in the case of Job? Indeed, it was a mission meant for no one but the Devil: Thou[Pg 188] shalt entice him, and thou shalt also prevail: Go out and do even so, ℣ 21.

Even good Josiah himself, of whom it is recorded, that like him there was no King before him, neither after him arose there any like him, 2 Kings xxiii. 26. yet the Devil never left him with his Machinations, till finding he could not tempt him to any Thing wicked in his Government, he tempted or mov’d him to a needless War with the King of Egypt, in which he lost his Life.

Even good Josiah, of whom it is said, there was no King like him before and none like him arose after, 2 Kings xxiii. 26. Yet the Devil never stopped trying to influence him. When he realized he couldn't lead him to do anything evil in his rule, he tempted him into an unnecessary war with the King of Egypt, in which he lost his life.

From the Death of this good King, the Devil prevail’d so with the whole Nation of the Jews, and brought them to such an incorrigible Pitch of Wickedness, that God gave them up, forsook his Habitation of Glory, the Temple, which he suffer’d to be spoil’d first, then burnt and demolish’d; destroying the whole Nation of the Jews, except a small Number that were left, and those the Enemy carried away into Captivity.

From the death of this good King, the Devil gained such influence over the entire Nation of the Jews that they became irredeemably wicked, prompting God to abandon them. He forsook His glorious dwelling, the Temple, allowing it to be plundered, then burned and destroyed; this led to the devastation of the entire Nation of the Jews, except for a small number who were left behind, and those were taken away into captivity by the enemy.

Nor was he satisfied with this general Destruction of the whole People of Israel, for the ten Tribes were gone before; but he follow’d them even into their Captivity; those that fled away to Egypt, which they tell us were seventy thousand, he first corrupted, and then they were destroyed there upon the Overthrow of Egypt, by the same King of Babylon.

Nor was he satisfied with the complete destruction of all the people of Israel, since the ten tribes had already been lost; he pursued them even into their captivity. Those who fled to Egypt, which they say numbered seventy thousand, he first led astray, and then they were destroyed there when Egypt was overthrown by the same king of Babylon.

Also he went very near to have them rooted out, young and old, Man, Woman and Child, who were in Captivity in Babylon, by the Ministry of that true Agent of Hell, Haman the Agagite; but there Satan met with a Disappointment too, as in the Story of Hester, which was but the fourth that he had met with, in all his Management since the Creation; I say, there he was disappointed, and his prime Minister Haman was exalted, as he deserv’d.

Also, he nearly had them all wiped out—young and old, men, women, and children—who were in captivity in Babylon, thanks to the efforts of that true Agent of Hell, Haman the Agagite. But there Satan faced a setback too, just like in the story of Esther, which was only the fourth time he had encountered failure in his schemes since the beginning of time. I mean, he was let down there, and his top lieutenant Haman was elevated, as he deserved.

[Pg 189]Having thus far traced the Government and Dominion of the Devil, from the Creation of Man to the Captivity; I think I may call upon him to set up his Standard of universal Empire, at that Period; it seem’d just then as if God had really forsaken the Earth, and given the entire Dominion of Mankind up to his outrageous Enemy the Devil; for excepting the few Israelites which were left in the Territories of the King of Babylon, and they were but a few; I say, except among them, there was not one Corner of the World left where the true God was call’d upon, or his Dominion so much as acknowledg’d; all the World was buried in Idolatry, and that of so many horrid Kinds, that one would think, the Light of Reason should have convinc’d Mankind, that he who exacted such bloody Sacrifices as that of Moloch, and such a bloody cutting themselves with Knives, as the Priests of Baal did, could not be a God, a good and beneficent Being, but must be a cruel, voracious and devouring Devil, whose End was not the Good, but the Destruction of his Creatures: But to such a Height was the blind demented World arriv’d to at that Time, that in these sordid and corrupt Ways, they went on worshiping dumb Idols, and offering human Sacrifices to them, and in a Word, committing all the most horrid and absurd Abominations that they were capable of, or that the Devil could prompt them to, till Heaven was again put, as it were, to the Necessity of bringing about a Revolution, in favour of his own forsaken People, by Miracle and Surprize, as he had done before.

[Pg 189]Having traced the Government and Dominion of the Devil from the Creation of Man to the Captivity, I think it's time to call upon him to establish his Standard of universal Empire during that time; it seemed just then that God had truly abandoned the Earth and handed complete control of Mankind over to his fierce Enemy, the Devil. Aside from the few Israelites left in the territories of the King of Babylon, there were hardly any; aside from them, there wasn't a single place in the world where the true God was invoked, or his authority acknowledged. The entire world was engulfed in Idolatry, with so many horrific forms that it seemed Reason should have convinced people that anyone who demanded such bloody sacrifices as that of Moloch, along with the self-mutilation practiced by the priests of Baal, could not be a God or a benevolent Being, but rather a cruel, greedy, and consuming Devil whose purpose was not the good of His creations, but their destruction. Yet, at that time, the blind, misguided world continued to worship lifeless idols, offering human sacrifices to them, and in short, committing all the most horrific and absurd abominations they could, or that the Devil could instigate, until Heaven felt it necessary, once again, to bring about a Revolution in favor of His forsaken people through miracles and surprises, just as He had before.

We come therefore to the Restoration or Return of the Captivity: Had Satan been able to have acted any thing by Force, as I have observ’d before, all the Princes and Powers of the World, having been, as they really were, at his Devotion,[Pg 190] he might easily have made use of them, arm’d all the World against the Jews, and prevented the Rebuilding the Temple, and even the Return of the Captivity.

We now turn to the Restoration or Return from Captivity: If Satan could have acted with Force, as I have noted before, all the Princes and Powers of the World, who were truly under his control,[Pg 190] could have been easily used by him to unite against the Jews, stopping the rebuilding of the Temple and even hindering the Return from Captivity.

But now the Devil’s Power manifestly received a Check, and the Hand of God appear’d in it, and that he was resolv’d to reestablish his People the Jews, and to have a second Temple built: the Devil, who knew the Extent of his own Power too well, and what Limitations were laid upon him, stood still as it were looking on, and not daring to oppose the Return of the Captivity, which he very well knew had been prophesied, and would come to pass.

But now the Devil’s power clearly faced a setback, and the hand of God was evident in it, as He was determined to restore His people, the Jews, and have a second temple built. The Devil, who fully understood the extent of his own power and the limitations placed on him, simply stood by, not daring to oppose the return of the captives, which he knew had been prophesied and would inevitably happen.

He did indeed make some little Opposition to the Building, and to the fortifying the City, but as it was to no Purpose, so he was soon oblig’d to give it over; and thus the Captivity being return’d, and the Temple rebuilt, the People of the Jews encreased and multiplied to an infinite Number and Strength; and from this Time we may say, the Power of the Devil rather declin’d and decreas’d, than went on with Success, as it had done before; It is true the Jews fell into Sects and Errors, and Divisions of many Kinds, after the Return from the Captivity, and no doubt the Devil had a great Hand in those Divisions; but he could never bring them back to Idolatry, and his not being able to do that, made him turn his Hand so many Ways to plague and oppress them; as particularly by Antiochus the Great, who brought the Abomination of Desolation into the holy Place; and there the Devil triumph’d over them for some Time; but they were deliver’d many Ways, till at last they came peaceably under the Protection rather than the Dominion of the Roman Empire: When Herod the Great govern’d them as a King, and reedified, nay almost[Pg 191] rebuilt their Temple, with so great an Expence and Magnificence, that he made it, as some say, greater and more glorious than that of Solomon’s, tho’ that I take to be a great —— Fable, to say no worse of it.

He did put up some minor opposition to the construction and fortification of the city, but since it was pointless, he soon had to give up. With the return from captivity and the rebuilding of the Temple, the people of the Jews grew and multiplied to an immense number and strength. From this point on, we can say that the power of the Devil declined and diminished rather than continued to succeed as it had before. It’s true that the Jews fell into various sects, errors, and divisions after returning from captivity, and the Devil surely played a significant role in those divisions. However, he could never lead them back to idolatry, and his inability to do so made him attempt to afflict and oppress them in many ways, especially through Antiochus the Great, who brought the Abomination of Desolation into the holy place; there the Devil triumphed over them for a time. But they were delivered in various ways until finally they came peacefully under the protection rather than the control of the Roman Empire. When Herod the Great ruled over them as a king, he renovated, or rather almost[Pg 191] rebuilt their Temple with such great expense and magnificence that, as some say, he made it greater and more glorious than that of Solomon, although I think that’s quite a stretch, to say the least.

In this Condition the Jewish Church stood, when the Fullness of Time, as ’tis call’d in Scripture, was come; and the Devil was kept at Bay, tho’ he had made some Encroachments upon them as above; for there was a glorious Remnant of Saints among them, such as old Zacharias the Father of John the Baptist, and old Simeon, who waited for the Salvation of Israel; I say, in this Condition the Jewish Church stood when the Messiah came into the World, which was such another mortal Stab to the Thrones and Principalities infernal, as that of which I have spoken already in Chap. III. at the Creation of Man; and therefore with this I break off the Antiquities of the Devil’s History, or the antient Part of his Kingdom; for from hence downward we shall find his Empire has declin’d gradually; and tho’ by his wonderful Address, his prodigious Application, and the Vigilance and Fidelity of his Instruments, as well human as infernal and diabolical, and of the Human as well the Ecclesiastick as the Secular; he has many Times retriev’d what he has lost, and sometimes bid fair for recovering the universal Empire he once possess’d over Mankind; yet he has been still defeated again, repulst and beaten back, and his Kingdom has greatly declin’d in many Parts of the World; and especially in the Northern Parts, except Great Britain; and how he has politically maintain’d his Interest and encreased his Dominion among the wise and righteous Generation that we cohabit with and among, will be the Subject of the modern Part of Satan’s History, and of which we are next to give an Account.

In this state, the Jewish Church existed when the Fullness of Time, as it’s referred to in Scripture, arrived; and the Devil was kept at a distance, even though he had made some advances against them as mentioned earlier. There was a glorious Remnant of Saints among them, like old Zacharias, the father of John the Baptist, and old Simeon, who was waiting for the Salvation of Israel. I say, in this state the Jewish Church stood when the Messiah entered the world, which dealt another serious blow to the infernal Thrones and Principalities, similar to what I previously mentioned in Chap. III. at the Creation of Man. Therefore, with this, I conclude the ancient accounts of the Devil’s History or the earlier part of his Kingdom, because from this point onward, we will see that his Empire has gradually declined. Despite his incredible tactics, his immense efforts, and the vigilance and loyalty of his followers, both human and infernal, diabolical as well as secular and ecclesiastical, he has often reclaimed what he has lost and sometimes come close to regaining the universal Empire he once had over humanity. Yet he has continually been defeated, pushed back, and his Kingdom has significantly decreased in many parts of the world, especially in the Northern regions, except for Great Britain. How he has politically maintained his influence and expanded his control among the wise and righteous people we live with will be the focus of the modern Part of Satan’s History, which we will discuss next.

 

 


PART II.
OF THE
Modern History
OF THE
DEVIL.

Chap. I.

I have examined the Antiquities of Satan’s History in the former Part of this Work, and brought his Affairs down from the Creation, as far as to our blessed Christian Times; especially to the Coming of the Messiah, when one would think the Devil could have nothing to do among us. I have indeed but touch’d at some Things which might have admitted of a farther Description of Satan’s Affairs, and the Particulars of which we may all come to a farther Knowledge of hereafter; yet I think I have spoken to the material Part of his Conduct, as it relates to his Empire in this World: What has happen’d to his more sublimated Government, and his Angelic Capacities, I shall have an Occasion to touch at in several solid Particulars as we go along.

I have explored the history of Satan in the earlier part of this work, covering events from Creation up to our blessed Christian times, particularly leading up to the arrival of the Messiah, when you might think the Devil would have no role among us. I have only briefly mentioned some topics that could have allowed for a more detailed discussion of Satan's activities, and we may learn more about these in the future; however, I believe I have addressed the key aspects of his actions as they relate to his influence in this world. What has happened with his higher governance and his angelic roles will be further discussed in various concrete details as we proceed.

[Pg 193]The Messiah was now born, the Fulness of Time was come, that the old Serpent was to have his Head broken, that is to say, his Empire or Dominion over Man, which he gain’d by the Fall of our first Father and Mother in Paradise, receiv’d a Downfal or Overthrow.

[Pg 193]The Messiah was now born, the Fulness of Time had come, and the old Serpent was to have his Head crushed. In other words, his power or control over humanity, which he gained through the Fall of our first parents in Paradise, faced a downfall or defeat.

It is worth observing, in order to confirm what I have already mention’d of the Limitation of Satan’s Power, that not only his Angelic Strength seems to have received a farther Blow upon the Coming of the Son of God into the World, but he seems to have had a Blow upon his Intellects; his Serpentine Craft and Devil-like Subtilty seems to have been circumscrib’d and cut short; and instead of his being so cunning a Fellow as before, when, as I said, ’tis evident he outwitted all Mankind, not only Eve, Cain, Noah, Lot, and all the Patriarchs, but even Nations of Men, and that in their publick Capacity; and thereby led them into absurd and ridiculous Things, such as the Building of Babel, and deifying and worshiping their Kings, when dead and rotten; idolizing Beasts, Stocks, Stones, any Thing, and even Nothing; and in a Word, when he manag’d Mankind just as he pleased.

It’s important to note, to back up what I’ve already mentioned about the limits of Satan’s power, that not only does his angelic strength seem to have taken a hit with the arrival of the Son of God in the world, but his intellect appears to have suffered as well. His serpent-like cunning and devilish subtlety seem to have been restricted and diminished; instead of being as clever as he once was, when, as I said, he clearly outsmarted all of humanity—not just Eve, Cain, Noah, Lot, and all the patriarchs, but even entire nations in their public roles—leading them into absurd and ridiculous actions like the construction of Babel and the worship of their dead and decaying kings; idolizing beasts, wood, stone, anything, and even nothing; in short, he used to manage humanity however he wanted.

Now and from this Time forward he appeared a weak, foolish, ignorant Devil, compar’d to what he was before; He was upon almost every Occasion resisted, disappointed, baulk’d and defeated, especially in all his Attempts to thwart or cross the Mission and Ministry of the Messiah, while he was upon Earth, and sometimes upon other and very mean Occasions too.

Now and from this time forward, he seemed like a weak, foolish, ignorant Devil, compared to what he was before. He was almost always met with resistance, disappointment, setbacks, and defeats, especially in all his attempts to disrupt or oppose the mission and ministry of the Messiah while he was on Earth, and sometimes even in very trivial matters as well.

And first, how foolish a Project was it, and how below Satan’s celebrated Artifice in like Cases, to put Herod upon sending to kill the poor innocent Children in Bethlehem, in hopes to destroy the Infant? for I take it for granted, it was the[Pg 194] Devil put into Herod’s Thoughts that Execution, how simple and foolish soever; now we must allow him to be very ignorant of the Nativity himself, or else he might easily have guided his Friend Herod to the Place where the Infant was.

And first, how foolish was this plan, and how beneath Satan’s well-known tricks in similar situations, to have Herod send out orders to kill the poor innocent children in Bethlehem in hopes of destroying the infant? Because I assume it was the[Pg 194] Devil that put this idea into Herod’s mind, no matter how simple and foolish it was; we have to believe he was quite ignorant of the Nativity itself, or else he could have easily guided his ally Herod to the location of the infant.

This shews that either the Devil is in general ignorant as we are, of what is to come in the World, before it is really come to pass; and consequently can foretel nothing, no not so much as our famous old Merlin or Mother Shipton did, or else that great Event was hid from him by an immediate Power superior to his, which I cannot think neither, considering how much he was concern’d in it, and how certainly he knew that it was once to come to pass.

This shows that either the Devil is just as unaware of what’s going to happen in the world as we are before it actually takes place, and therefore cannot predict anything, not even as well as our renowned old Merlin or Mother Shipton could, or else that significant event was concealed from him by a power greater than his own, which I can’t believe either, given how much he was involved in it and how certain he was that it would eventually happen.

But be that as it will, ’tis certain the Devil knew nothing where Christ was born, or when; nor was he able to direct Herod to find him out, and therefore put him upon that foolish, as well as cruel Order, to kill all the Children, that he might be sure to destroy the Messiah among the rest.

But whatever the case, it’s clear the Devil didn’t know where Christ was born or when; he couldn’t guide Herod to find him, and that’s why he made that foolish and cruel order to kill all the children, just to make sure he eliminated the Messiah along with the rest.

The next simple Step that the Devil took, and indeed the most foolish one that he could ever be charg’d with, unworthy the very Dignity of a Devil, and below the Understanding that he always was allow’d to act with, was that of coming to tempt the Messiah in the Wilderness; it is certain, and he own’d it himself afterwards, upon many Occasions, that the Devil knew our Saviour to be the Son of God; and ’tis as certain that he knew, that as such he could have no Power or Advantage over him; how foolish then was it in him to attack him in that Manner, if thou beest the Son of God? why he knew him to be the Son of God well enough; he said so afterwards, I know thee who thou art, the holy One of God; how then could he be so weak a Devil as to say, if thou art, then do so and so?

The next simple step the Devil took, and truly the most foolish one he could ever be accused of, which was unworthy of the very dignity of a Devil and beneath the intelligence he was known to act with, was to come and tempt the Messiah in the wilderness. It’s certain, and he himself admitted it on many occasions afterward, that the Devil knew our Savior was the Son of God; and it’s also certain that he knew that as such, he could have no power or advantage over him. How foolish was it for him to challenge him like that, if thou beest the Son of God? He knew him to be the Son of God well enough; he even said later, I know thee who thou art, the holy One of God; so how could he be such a weak Devil as to say, if thou art, then do so and so?

[Pg 195]The Case is plain, the Devil, tho’ he knew him to be the Son of God, did not fully know the Mystery of the Incarnation; nor did he know how far the Inanition of Christ extended, and whether, as Man, he was not subject to fall as Adam was, tho’ his reserv’d Godhead might be still immaculate and pure; and upon this Foot, as he would leave no Method untried, he attempts him three Times, one immediately after another; but then, finding himself disappointed he fled.

[Pg 195]The Case is clear: the Devil, although he recognized him as the Son of God, didn’t fully grasp the Mystery of the Incarnation; he didn’t understand the extent of Christ's Inanition and whether, as a human, He was susceptible to falling like Adam did, even though His divine nature remained untouched and pure. With this in mind, and determined to leave no stone unturned, he tempted Him three times in quick succession; however, after realizing he was unsuccessful, he retreated.

This evidently proves that the Devil was ignorant of the great Mystery of Godliness, as the Text calls it, God manifest in the Flesh, and therefore made that foolish Attempt upon Christ, thinking to have conquer’d his human Nature as capable of Sin, which it was not; and at this Repulse Hell groan’d, the whole Army of regimented Devils receiv’d a Wound, and felt the Shock of it; ’twas a second Overthrow to them, they had had a long Chain of Success, carried a devilish Conquest over the greatest Part of the Creation of God; but now they were cut short, the Seed of the Woman was now come to break the Serpent’s Head, that is, to cut short his Power, to contract the Limits of his Kingdom, and in a Word, to dethrone him in the World: No doubt the Devil receiv’d a Shock, for you find him always afterward, crying out in a horrible Manner, whenever Christ met with him, or else very humble and submissive, as when he begg’d leave to go into the Herd of Swine, a Thing he has often done since.

This clearly shows that the Devil was unaware of the great Mystery of Godliness, as the Text calls it, God revealed in the Flesh. Because of this, he foolishly tried to conquer Christ’s human Nature, which was not capable of Sin. After this defeat, Hell trembled, and the entire army of organized Devils suffered a blow and felt its impact; it was a second defeat for them. They had enjoyed a long streak of success, having a devilish victory over most of God’s Creation. But now they were stopped; the Seed of the Woman had arrived to crush the Serpent’s Head, meaning to cut short his power, limit the reach of his Kingdom, and essentially dethrone him in the World. No doubt the Devil felt the impact, as you can see him afterward crying out in agony whenever he encountered Christ, or alternatively, being very humble and submissive, like when he begged to enter the Herd of Swine, which he has often done since.

Defeated here, the first Stratagem I find him concern’d in after it, was his entring into Judas, and putting him upon betraying Christ to the Chief Priest; but here again he was entirely mistaken, for he did not see, as much a Devil as he was, what the Event would be; but when he[Pg 196] came to know, that if Christ was put to Death, he would become a Propitiatory and be the great Sacrifice of Mankind, so to rescue the fallen Race from that Death they had incurr’d the Penalty of, by the Fall, that this was the fulfilling of all Scripture Prophesy, and that thus it was that Christ was to be the End of the Law, I say, as soon as he perceiv’d this, he strove all he could to prevent it, and disturb’d Pilate’s Wife in her Sleep, in order to set her upon her Husband to hinder his delivering him up to the Jews; for then, and not till then, he knew how Christ was to vanquish Hell by the Power of his Cross.

Defeated here, the first scheme I find him involved in afterward was when he entered into Judas and convinced him to betray Christ to the Chief Priest. But once again, he was completely wrong, as he did not understand, as much a Devil as he was, what the outcome would be. When he[Pg 196] realized that if Christ was killed, He would become a sacrifice and pay for the sins of humanity to save the fallen race from the death they had brought upon themselves through the Fall, and that this was the fulfillment of all Scripture prophecy, leading to Christ being the End of the Law, I say, as soon as he understood this, he did everything he could to stop it. He disturbed Pilate’s Wife in her sleep to push her to convince her husband not to hand Christ over to the Jews; for only then did he understand how Christ would conquer Hell through the power of His Cross.

Thus the Devil was disappointed and exposed in every Step he took, and as he now plainly saw his Kingdom declining, and even the temporal Kingdom of Christ, rising up upon the Ruins of his (Satan’s) Power; he seem’d to retreat into his own Region the Air, and to consult there with his fellow Devils, what Measures he should take next to preserve his Dominion among Men; Here it was that he resolv’d upon that truly hellish Thing call’d Persecution, by which, tho’ he prov’d a foolish Devil in that too, he flatter’d himself he should be able to destroy God’s Church, and root out its Professors from the Earth, even almost as soon as it was establish’d; whereas on the contrary, Heaven counter-acted him there too, and tho’ he arm’d the whole Roman Empire against the Christians, that is say, the whole World, and they were fallen upon every where, with all the Fury and Rage of some of the most flaming Tyrants that the World ever saw, of whom Nero was the first; yet in spight of Hell, God made all the Blood, which the Devil caus’d to be spilt, to be semen Ecclesiæ, and the Devil had the Mortification to see, that the Number of Christians encreased even under the very Means he made use[Pg 197] of to root them out and destroy them: This was the Case thro’ the Reign of all the Roman Emperors, for the first three hundred Years after Christ.

Thus the Devil was disappointed and exposed at every turn, and as he clearly saw his Kingdom declining, while the earthly Kingdom of Christ was rising from the ashes of his (Satan’s) power; he seemed to retreat into his own domain, the Air, and there consult with his fellow Devils about what actions to take next to maintain his control over humanity. It was here that he decided on the truly hellish plan called Persecution, through which, though he proved to be a foolish Devil in that as well, he convinced himself he could destroy God’s Church and eradicate its followers from the Earth, almost as soon as it was established. However, on the contrary, Heaven countered his efforts, and even though he rallied the entire Roman Empire against the Christians, that is to say, the whole world, they were attacked everywhere with all the fury and rage of some of the most vicious tyrants the world has ever seen, with Nero being the first; yet in spite of Hell, God turned all the blood that the Devil caused to be spilled into semen Ecclesiæ, and the Demon was mortified to see that the number of Christians increased even through the very means he used[Pg 197] to try to root them out and destroy them: This was the case throughout the reign of all the Roman Emperors for the first three hundred years after Christ.

Having thus tried all the Methods that best suited his Inclination, I mean those of Blood and Death, complicated with Tortures and all Kinds of Cruelty, and that for so long a Stage of Time as above; the Devil all on a suddain, as if glutted with Blood, and satiated with Destruction, sits still and becomes a peaceable Spectator for a good while; as if he either found himself unable, or had no Disposition to hinder the Progress of Christianity in the first Ages of its Settlement in the World: In this interval the Christian Church was establish’d under Constantine, Religion flourished in Peace, and under the most perfect Tranquillity: The Devil seem’d to be at a Loss what he should do next, and Things began to look as if Satan’s Kingdom was at an End; but he soon let them see that he was the same indefatigable Devil that ever he was, and the Prosperity of the Church gave him a large Field of Action; for knowing the Disposition of Mankind to Quarrel and Dispute, the universal Passion rooted in Nature, especially among the Church-Men for Precedency and Dominion, he fell to work with them immediately; so that turning the Tables, and reassuming the Subtilty and Craft, which, I say, he seem’d to have lost in the former four hundred Years, he gain’d more Ground in the next Ages of the Church, and went farther towards restoring his Power and Empire in the World, and towards overthrowing that very Church which was so lately establish’d, than all he had done by Fire and Blood before.

Having tried every method that suited his taste—specifically those involving violence and cruelty, for an extended period of time as mentioned—the Devil suddenly, as if sated with bloodshed and destruction, sits back and becomes a passive observer for a while. It seemed as if he was either unable or unwilling to disrupt the spread of Christianity during its early days. During this time, the Christian Church was established under Constantine, and religion thrived peacefully amid perfect tranquility. The Devil appeared uncertain about what to do next, and things seemed to suggest that his influence was waning. However, he quickly revealed that he was still the same relentless Devil as ever, and the Church’s prosperity provided him with ample opportunity to act. Understanding humanity’s tendency to argue and dispute—especially among clergymen who were passionate about rank and authority—he got to work right away. By turning the tables and regaining the cunning and deceitfulness he seemed to have lost over the previous four hundred years, he made significant gains in the ensuing ages of the Church, moving closer to restoring his power and influence in the world and further undermining the very Church that had been recently established than all he achieved through violence and bloodshed beforehand.

His Policy now seem’d to be edg’d with Resentment for the Mistakes he had made; as if the[Pg 198] Devil looking back with Anger at himself, to see what a Fool he had been to expect to crush Religion by Persecution, rejoyc’d for having discover’d that Liberty and Dominion was the only way to ruin the Church, not Fire and Faggot; and that he had nothing to do but to give the zealous People their utmost Liberty in Religion, only sowing Error and Variety of Opinion among them, and they would bring Fire and Faggot in fast enough among themselves.

His policy now seemed to be edged with resentment for the mistakes he had made; as if the[Pg 198] Devil was looking back with anger at himself, realizing what a fool he had been to think he could destroy religion through persecution. He was pleased to have discovered that freedom and control were the only ways to undermine the Church, not fire and punishment; and that all he needed to do was allow the passionate people their maximum freedom in religion. By simply sowing error and a variety of opinions among them, they would bring fire and punishment upon themselves quickly enough.

It must be confess’d these were devilish Politicks; and so sure was the Aim, and so certain was the Devil to hit his Mark by them, that we find he not only did not fail then, but the same hellish Methods have prevail’d still, and will do so to the End of the World. Nor had the Devil ever a better Game to play than this, for the Ruin of Religion, as we shall have room to show in many Examples, besides that of the Dissenters in England, who are evidently weaken’d by the late Toleration: Whether the Devil had any hand in baiting his Hook with an A— of Parliament or no, History is silent, but ’tis too evident he has catch’d the Fish by it; and if the honest Church of England does not in Pity and Christian Charity to the Dissenters, straighten her Hand a little, I cannot but fear the Devil will gain his Point, and the Dissenter will be undone by it.

It must be admitted that these were wicked politics; and the aim was so precise, and the Devil so determined to achieve his goal that we see he not only succeeded then, but that the same sinister tactics have continued to thrive, and will do so until the end of time. The Devil has never had a better game to play than this, aimed at the destruction of religion, as we will demonstrate with many examples, besides that of the Dissenters in England, who have clearly been weakened by the recent Toleration. Whether the Devil had any involvement in setting this trap with a Member of Parliament or not remains unclear, but it’s obvious he has caught the fish with it; and if the honest Church of England doesn’t, out of pity and Christian charity for the Dissenters, extend her hand a bit, I fear the Devil will succeed, and the Dissenters will be lost because of it.

Upon this new foot of Politicks the Devil began with the Emperors themselves: Arius, the Father of the Hereticks of that Age, having broach’d his Opinions, and Athanasius the orthodox Bishop of the East opposing him, the Devil no sooner saw the Door open to Strife and Imposition, but he thrust himself in, and raising the Quarrel up to a suited Degree of Rage and Spleen, he involv’d the good Emperor himself in it first and Athanasius was banish’d and recall’d, and [Pg 199]banish’d and recall’d again, several times, as Error ran high, and as the Devil either got or lost Ground: After Constantine, the next Emperor was a Child of his own, (Arian) and then the Court came all into the Quarrel, as Courts often do, and then the Arians and the Orthodox persecuted one another as furiously as the Pagans persecuted them all before. To such a Height the Devil brought his Conquest in the very Infancy of the Question, and so much did he prevail over the true Christianity of the Primitive Church, even before they had enjoy’d the Liberty of the pure Worship twenty Years.

On this new stage of politics, the Devil started with the Emperors themselves: Arius, the father of the heretics of that time, introduced his beliefs, and Athanasius, the orthodox Bishop of the East, opposed him. The Devil quickly saw an opportunity for conflict and intervened, escalating the dispute to a level of intense anger and resentment. He first dragged the good Emperor into the mess, and Athanasius was exiled and then brought back, only to be exiled and recalled again multiple times, as the arguments became heated and as the Devil gained or lost influence. After Constantine, the next Emperor was one of his own, an Arian, which drew the entire Court into the conflict, as is common in such situations. The Arians and the Orthodox fiercely persecuted one another just as the Pagans had previously persecuted them all. The Devil achieved a significant victory at the very beginning of this debate, managing to undermine the true Christianity of the early Church, even before they had experienced the freedom of pure worship for twenty years.

Flush’d with this Success, the Devil made one Push for the restoring Paganism, and bringing on the old Worship of the Heathen Idols and Temples; but like our King James II. he drove too hard, and Julian had so provok’d the whole Roman Empire, which was generally at that time become Christian, that had the Apostate liv’d, he would not have been able to have held the Throne; and as he was cut off in his Beginning, Paganism expir’d with him, and the Devil himself might have cry’d out, as Julian did, and with much more Propriety, Vicisti Galileane.

Flush with this success, the Devil made a final attempt to restore Paganism and revive the worship of ancient idols and temples. But like our King James II, he pushed too hard, and Julian had angered the entire Roman Empire, which had mostly converted to Christianity by that time. If the Apostate had lived, he wouldn’t have been able to keep the throne. Since he was cut off in his early attempts, Paganism died with him, and the Devil himself might have cried out, like Julian, and with much more reason, Vicisti Galileane.

Jovian, the next Emperor, being a glorious Christian, and a very good and great Man, the Devil abdicated for a while, and left the Christian Armies to re-establish the Orthodox Faith; nor could he bring the Christians to a Breach again among themselves a great while after.

Jovian, the next Emperor, being a glorious Christian and a truly good and great man, made the Devil step back for a time, allowing the Christian armies to restore the Orthodox Faith; nor could he cause the Christians to fall into conflict among themselves for quite some time afterward.

However, Time and a diligent Devil did the Work at last, and when the Emperors concerning themselves one way or other, did not appear sufficient to answer his End, he chang’d Hands again, and went to work with the Clergy: To set the Doctors effectually together by the Ears, he[Pg 200] threw in the new Notion of Primacy among them, for a Bone of Contention; the Bait took, the Priests swallow’d it eagerly down, and the Devil, a cunninger Fisherman than ever St. Peter was, struck them (as the Anglers call it) with a quick Hand, and hung them fast upon the Hook.

However, in the end, Time and a hard-working Devil got the job done. When the Emperors' involvement wasn’t enough to achieve his goal, he switched tactics and collaborated with the Clergy. To effectively spark conflict among the Doctors, he[Pg 200] introduced the new idea of Primacy as a source of contention. The Priests eagerly gobbled it up, and the Devil, a cleverer fisherman than St. Peter, hooked them (as anglers say) with a quick move, trapping them on the line.

Having them thus in his Clutches, and they being now, as we may say, his own, they took their Measures afterwards from him, and most obediently follow’d his Directions; nay, I will not say but he may have had pretty much the Management of the whole Society ever since, of what Profession or Party soever they may have been, with Exception only to the Reverend and Right Reverend among our selves.

Having them in his grasp, and now that they were essentially his, they took their cues from him and followed his directions very obediently. In fact, I'd say he has pretty much managed the entire group ever since, no matter their profession or affiliations, except for the Reverend and Right Reverend among us.

The Sacred, as above, being thus hook’d in, and the Devil being at the Head of their Affairs, Matters went on most gloriously his own way; first, the Bishops fell to bandying and Party-making for the Superiority, as heartily as ever Temporal Tyrants did for Dominion, and took as black and devilish Methods to carry it on, as the worst of those Tyrants ever had done before them.

The Sacred, as mentioned earlier, being pulled into this situation, and the Devil leading their operations, things proceeded most grandly according to his wishes; first, the Bishops began to squabble and form factions over who was superior, as passionately as any earthly tyrants did for power, and employed just as wicked and ruthless tactics to pursue it as the worst of those tyrants had ever done before them.

At last Satan declar’d for the Roman Pontiff, and that upon excellent Conditions, in the Reign of the Emperor Mauritius; for Boniface, who had long contended for the Title of Supreme, fell into a Treaty with Phocas, Captain of the Emperor’s Guards; whether the Bargain was from Hell or not, let any one judge, the Conditions absolutely entitle the Devil to the Honour of making the Contract, viz. That Phocas first murthering his Master (the Emperor) and his Sons, Boniface should countenance the Treason, and declare him Emperor; and in Return, Phocas should acknowledge the Primacy of the Church of Rome, and declare Boniface universal Bishop.[Pg 201] A blessed Compact! which at once set the Devil at the Head of Affairs in the Christian World, as well Spiritual as Temporal, Ecclesiastick and Civil. Since the Conquest over Eve in Paradise, by which Death and the Devil, Hand in Hand, establish’d their first Empire upon Earth, the Devil never gain’d a more important Point than he gain’d at this time.

At last, Satan backed the Roman Pope during the reign of Emperor Mauritius; because Boniface, who had long fought for the title of Supreme, entered into an agreement with Phocas, the captain of the Emperor’s guards. Whether this deal came from Hell or not is up for anyone to decide. The terms clearly give the Devil the credit for making the deal: Phocas would first murder his master (the Emperor) and his sons, and Boniface would support the treason and declare him Emperor. In return, Phocas would recognize the primacy of the Church of Rome and declare Boniface the universal bishop.[Pg 201] What a blessed agreement! This set the Devil at the top of affairs in the Christian world, both spiritual and temporal, ecclesiastical and civil. Since the conquest over Eve in Paradise, where Death and the Demon together established their first empire on Earth, the Devil has never gained a more significant advantage than he did at this time.

He had indeed prospered in his Affairs tolerably well for some time before this, and his Interest among the Clergy had got Ground for some Ages; but that was indeed a secret Management, was carried on privately, and with Difficulty; as in sowing Discord and Faction among the People, perplexing the Councils of their Princes, and secretly wheedling in with the dignified Clergy.

He had been doing quite well in his business for some time before this, and he had gained some influence among the clergy for ages; but that was really a secret operation, conducted privately and with difficulty, as it involved stirring up discord and factions among the people, complicating the councils of their leaders, and secretly ingratiating himself with the high-ranking clergy.

Also he had raised abundance of little Church-Rebellions, by setting up Hereticks of several Kinds, and raising them Favourers among the Clergy, such as Ebion, Cerinthius, Pelagius, and others.

Also, he had sparked many small Church rebellions by promoting various heretics and rallying their supporters among the clergy, like Ebion, Cerinthius, Pelagius, and others.

He had drawn in the Bishops of Rome to set up the ridiculous Pageantry of the Key; and while he, the Devil, set open the Gates of Hell to them all, set them upon locking up the Gates of Heaven, and giving the Bishop the Key; a Cheat which, as gross as it was, the Devil so gilded over, or so blinded the Age to receive it, that like Gideon’s Ephod, all the Catholick World went a whoring after the Idol; and the Bishop of Rome sent more Fools to the Devil by it than ever he pretended to let into Heaven, though he open’d the Door as wide as his Key was able to do.

He had involved the Bishops of Rome to create the ridiculous spectacle of the Key; and while he, the Devil, opened the Gates of Hell to them all, he had them busy locking up the Gates of Heaven and handing the Bishop the Key; a trick that, as obvious as it was, the Devil so decorated or blinded the Age to accept, that just like Gideon’s Ephod, the entire Catholic World began to chase after the Idol; and the Bishop of Rome sent more fools to the Devil through it than he ever claimed to let into Heaven, even though he opened the Door as wide as his Key could manage.

The Story of this Key being given to the Bishop of Rome by St. Peter, (who, by the way, never had it himself,) and of its being lost by Somebody or other, (the Devil it seems did not[Pg 202] tell them who) and its being found again by a Lombard Soldier in the Army of King Antharis, who attempting to cut it with his Knife, was miraculously forced to direct the Wound to himself, and cut his own Throat; that King Antharis and his Nobles happened to see the Fellow do it, and were converted to Christianity by it, and that the King sent the Key, with another made like it, to Pope Pelagius, then Bishop of Rome, who thereupon assum’d the Power of opening and shutting Heaven’s Gates; and he afterwards setting a Price or Toll upon the Entrance, as we do here at passing a Turn-pike; these fine things, I say, were successfully managed for some Years before this I am now speaking of, and the Devil got a great deal of Ground by it too; but now he triumph’d openly, and having set up a Murtherer upon the temporal Throne, and a Church Emperor upon the Ecclesiastic Throne, and both of his own choosing, the Devil may be said to begin his new Kingdom from this Epocha, and call it the Restoration.

The story goes that St. Peter gave a key to the Bishop of Rome (though he never actually had it himself). This key was lost by someone (apparently the Devil didn’t tell them who) and then found again by a Lombard soldier in King Antharis’s army. While trying to cut it with his knife, he was miraculously forced to turn the blade on himself and ended up cutting his own throat. King Antharis and his nobles witnessed this and were converted to Christianity. The king then sent the key, along with a similar one, to Pope Pelagius, the Bishop of Rome at the time, who then took on the power to open and close Heaven’s gates. He even imposed a toll for entry, similar to what we do at toll booths. These events were successfully carried out for several years before the time I’m talking about, and the Devil gained quite a bit from it as well. But then he openly triumphed, placing a murderer on the secular throne and a church emperor on the ecclesiastical throne, both of his choosing. One could say the Devil started his new kingdom from this point, calling it the Restoration.

Since this time indeed the Devil’s Affairs went very merrily on, and the Clergy brought so many Gewgaws into their Worship, and such devilish Principles were mixt with that which we call’d the Christian Faith, that in a Word, from this Time the Bishop of Rome commenc’d Whore of Babylon, in all the most express Terms that could be imagin’d: Tyranny of the worst sort crept into the Pontificate, Errors of all sorts into the Profession, and they proceeded from one thing to another, till the very Popes, for so the Bishop of Rome was now called, by way of Distinction; I say, the Popes themselves, their spiritual Guides, profess’d openly to confederate with the Devil, and to carry on a personal and private Correspondence with him at the same time, taking[Pg 203] upon them the Title of Christ’s Vicar, and the infallible Guide of the Consciences of Christians.

Since this time, the Devil's dealings were going quite smoothly, and the Clergy introduced so many flashy items into their Worship, mixing in such wicked principles with what we called the Christian Faith. In short, from this point on, the Bishop of Rome started to be known as the Whore of Babylon in all the most direct terms imaginable. Tyranny of the worst kind infiltrated the Papacy, and all sorts of errors entered the profession. They moved from one issue to another until the Popes themselves—now referred to as the Bishops of Rome for clarity—openly admitted to collaborating with the Devil and maintaining a personal and private correspondence with him, while claiming the title of Christ’s Vicar and the infallible Guide of Christian consciences.

This we have sundry Instances of in some merry Popes, who, if Fame lies not, were Sorcerers, Magicians, had familiar Spirits, and immediate Conversation with the Devil, as well visibly as invisibly, and by this means became what we call Devils incarnate: Upon this account it is that I have left the Conversation that passes between Devils and Men to this Place, as well because I believe it differs much now in his modern State, from what it was in his ancient State, and therefore that which most concerns us belongs rather to this part of his History; as also because, as I am now writing to the present Age, I choose to bring the most significant Parts of his History, especially as they relate to our selves, into that Part of Time that we are most concern’d in.

This gives us various examples of some jolly Popes who, if the rumors are true, were sorcerers, magicians, had familiar spirits, and engaged in direct conversations with the Devil, both openly and secretly. This was how they became what we call "devils incarnate." For this reason, I've moved the discussion of the interactions between "Devils and Men" to this section, as I believe it differs significantly now in its modern context from how it used to be in ancient times. Therefore, the parts that matter most to us are more relevant to this part of his history. Additionally, since I'm writing for today's audience, I prefer to focus on the most important aspects of his story, especially those that relate to us, in the time frame that we are most concerned with.

The Devil had once, as I observ’d before, the universal Monarchy or Government of Mankind in himself, and I doubt not but in that flourishing State of his Affairs, he governed them like what he is (viz.) an absolute Tyrant; during this Theocracy of his, for Satan is call’d the God of this World, he did not familiarize himself to Mankind so much, as he finds Occasion to do now, there was not then so much need of it; he governed then with an absolute Sway; he had his Oracles, where he gave Audience to his Votaries like a Deity, and he had his Sub-Gods, who under his several Dispositions receiv’d the Homage of Mankind in their Names; such were all the Rabble of the Heathen Deities, from Jupiter the Supreme, to the Lares or Houshold Gods of every Family; these, I say, like Residents, received the Prostrations, but the Homage was all Satan’s; the Devil had the Substance of it all, which was the Idolatry.

The Devil once had the universal control or government over humanity by himself, and I’m sure that in that thriving phase of his existence, he ruled like what he is (i.e.) an absolute tyrant; during this Theocracy of his, for Satan is called the God of this World, he didn’t connect with humanity as much as he does now—there wasn’t as much need for it back then; he governed with complete authority. He had his oracles, where he listened to his followers like a deity, and he had his sub-gods, who, under his various arrangements, received the worship of humanity in their names; these included all the bunch of pagan deities, from Jupiter the Supreme, to the Lares or household gods of every family; these, I say, like residents, received the worship, but all the honor ultimately belonged to Satan; the Devil owned the essence of it all, which was the idolatry.

[Pg 204]During this Administration of Hell, there was less Witchcraft, less true literal Magick than there has been since; there was indeed no need of it, the Devil did not stoop to the Mechanism of his more modern Operations, but rul’d as a Deity, and receiv’d the Vows and the Bows of his Subjects in more State, and with more Solemnity; whereas since that, he is content to employ more Agents and take more Pains himself too; now he runs up and down Hackney in the World, more like a Drudge than a Prince, and much more than he did then.

[Pg 204]During this time of Hell, there was far less Witchcraft and true literal Magick than there is now; there really wasn’t a need for it, as the Devil didn't resort to the methods of his more modern tactics, but ruled like a Deity, receiving the vows and reverence of his followers with greater pomp and seriousness. Since then, however, he has chosen to employ more agents and puts in more effort himself; nowadays, he scurries around the world in a much more labor-intensive way than he did back then.

Hence all those Things we call Apparitions and Visions of Ghosts, Familiar-Spirits and Dealings with the Devil, of which there is so great a Variety in the World at this Time, were not so much known among the People, in those first Ages of the Devil’s Kingdom; in a Word, the Devil seems to be put to his Shifts, and to fly to Art and Stratagem for the carrying on his Affairs, much more now than he did then.

Hence all those things we call apparitions and visions of ghosts, familiar spirits, and dealings with the devil, which are so common in the world today, were not as widely known among people in the early days of the devil's kingdom; in a word, the devil seems to be resorting to tricks and schemes to carry on his business much more now than he did back then.

One Reason for this may be, that he has been more discover’d and expos’d in these Ages, than he was before; then he could appear in the World in his own proper Shapes, and yet not be known; when the Sons of God appear’d at the divine Summons, Satan came along with them; but now he has plaid so many scurvy Tricks upon Men, and they know him so well, that he is oblig’d to play quite out of sight and act in disguise; Mankind will allow nothing of his doing, and hear nothing of his saying, in his own Name; and if you propose any Thing to be done, and it be but said the Devil is to help in the doing it, or if you say of any Man he deals with the Devil, or the Devil has a Hand in it, every Body flies him and shuns him, as the most frightful Thing in the World.

One reason for this might be that he's been discovered and exposed more in these times than he was before. Back then, he could show up in his true form and still go unnoticed. When the Sons of God appeared at the divine call, Satan joined them; but now he's played so many sneaky tricks on people that they know him too well. He has to stay hidden and act in disguise. People won't accept anything he does, and they won’t listen to anything he says in his own name. If you suggest something and it’s mentioned that the Devil is involved, or if you say someone is dealing with the Devil or that the Devil has a role in it, everyone runs away from that person, as if it were the scariest thing in the world.

[Pg 205]Nay, if any Thing strange and improbable be done or related to be done, we presently say the Devil was at the doing it: Thus the great Ditch at Newmarket Heath, is call’d the Devil’s Ditch; so the Devil built Crowland Abby, and the Whispering-Place in Gloucester Cathedral; nay, the Cave at Castleton, only because there’s no getting to the farther End of it, is call’d the Devil’s A—— and the like: The poor People of Wiltshire, when you ask them how the great Stones at Stonehenge were brought thither? they’ll all tell you the Devil brought them: If any Mischief extraordinary befalls us, we presently say the Devil was in it, and the Devil would have it so; in a Word, the Devil has got an ill Name among us, and so he is fain to act more in Tenebris, more incog. than he used to do, play out of sight himself, and work by the Sap, as the Engineers call it, and not openly and avowedly in his own Name and Person, as formerly, tho’ perhaps not with less Success than he did before; and this leads me to enquire more narrowly into the manner of the Devil’s Management of his Affairs since the Christian Religion began to spread in the World, which manifestly differs from his Conduct in more antient Times; in which if we discover some of the most consummate Fool’s Policy, the most profound simple Craft, and the most subtle shallow Management of Things that can by our weak Understandings be conceiv’d, we must only resolve it into this, that in short it is the Devil.

[Pg 205]Honestly, when something strange and unlikely happens, we immediately say the Devil was behind it. For example, the big ditch at Newmarket Heath is called the Devil’s Ditch; they say the Devil built Crowland Abbey and the Whispering-Place in Gloucester Cathedral; even the Cave at Castleton, which you can’t reach the end of, is called the Devil’s A—— and similar names. When you ask the people of Wiltshire how the massive stones at Stonehenge got there, they’ll all tell you the Devil brought them. If something unusual goes wrong, we say the Devil was behind it and that he wanted it that way. In short, the Devil has a bad reputation among us, and now he tends to operate more in Tenebris, more incog., than he used to, staying out of sight and working subtly, as engineers say, instead of being open and recognized as he once was, though perhaps he still has just as much success as before. This prompts me to look more closely at how the Devil manages his affairs since Christianity started spreading in the world, which clearly differs from his conduct in ancient times. If we find some of the most incredible foolishness, the most profound simple tricks, and the most subtle shallow maneuvers that we can conceive with our limited understanding, we must conclude that, in short, it is the Devil.

 

 


Chap. II.

Of Hell as it is represented to us, and how the Devil is to be understood, as being personally in Hell, when at the same Time we find him at Liberty ranging over the World.

About Hell as

It is true, as that learn’d and pleasant Author, the inimitable Dr. Brown says, the Devil is his own Hell; one of the most constituting Parts of his Infelicity is, that he cannot act upon Mankind brevi Manu, by his own inherent Power, as well as Rage; that he cannot unhinge this Creation, which, as I have observ’d in its Place, he had the utmost Aversion to from its Beginning, as it was a stated Design in the Creator to supply his Place in Heaven with a new Species of Beings call’d Man, and fill the Vacancies occasion’d by his Degeneracy and Rebellion.

It is true, as that knowledgeable and entertaining author, the unmatched Dr. Brown says, the Devil is his own Hell; one of the main reasons for his misery is that he cannot influence humanity brevi manu, through his own inherent power, as much as through rage; that he cannot disrupt this creation, which, as I have noted before, he has hated since the beginning, as the Creator had a specific plan to replace him in Heaven with a new species of Beings called Man, filling the gaps caused by his decline and rebellion.

This fill’d him with Rage inexpressible, and horrible Resolutions of Revenge, and the Impossibility of executing those Resolutions torments him with Despair; this added to what he was before, makes him a compleat Devil, with a Hell in his own Breast, and a Fire unquenchable burning about his Heart.

This filled him with inexpressible rage and terrible plans for revenge, and the impossibility of carrying out those plans torments him with despair; this, along with what he was before, makes him a complete devil, with a hell in his own heart and an unquenchable fire burning inside.

I might enlarge here, and very much to the Purpose, in describing spherically and mathematically that exquisite Quality call’d a devilish Spirit, in which it would naturally occur to give you a whole Chapter upon the glorious Articles of Malice and Envy, and especially upon that luscious, delightful, triumphant Passion call’d Revenge; how natural to Man, nay even to both Sexes; how pleasant in the very Contemplation, tho’[Pg 207] there be not just at that Time a Power of Execution; how palatable it is in it self, and how well it relishes when dish’d up with its proper Sauces, such as Plot, Contrivance, Scheme, and Confederacy, all leading on to Execution: How it possesses a human Soul in all the most sensible Parts; how it empowers Mankind to sin in Imagination, as effectually to all future Intents and Purposes (Damnation) as if he had sinned actually: How safe a Practice it is too, as to Punishment in this Life, namely, that it empowers us to cut Throats clear of the Gallows, to slander Virtue, reproach Innocence, wound Honour and stab Reputation; and in a Word, to do all the wicked Things in the World, out of the Reach of the Law.

I could expand on this and, importantly, describe in detail that fascinating quality known as a devilish Spirit, where it would naturally lead to a whole chapter on the brilliant topics of Malice and Envy, and especially on that rich, enjoyable, triumphant feeling called Payback; how natural it is for humans, even for both genders; how pleasurable it is to think about, even though [Pg 207] there isn’t necessarily any immediate way to act on it; how appealing it is in itself, and how satisfying it feels when served up with its right accompaniments, like Schemes, Plans, and Collaborations, all leading to action: How it takes hold of a human soul in all its deepest parts; how it allows people to sin in their imagination just as effectively for all future intentions and results (Damnation) as if they had actually sinned: How safe a practice it is, as far as punishment goes in this life, since it enables us to harm others without facing consequences, to slander virtue, insult innocence, injure honor and damage reputation; and, in short, to carry out all sorts of wickedness while staying out of reach of the law.

It would also require some few Words to describe the secret Operations of those nice Qualities when they reach the human Soul; how effectually they form a Hell within us, and how imperceptibly they assimilate and transform us into Devils, meer human Devils, as really Devils as Satan himself, or any of his Angels; and that therefore ’tis not so much out of the Way, as some imagine, to say, such a Man is an incarnate Devil; for as Crime made Satan a Devil, who was before a bright immortal Seraph, or Angel of Light; how much more easily may the same Crime make the same Devil, tho’ every Way meaner and more contemptible, of a Man or a Woman either? But this is too grave a Subject for me at this Time.

It would also take a few words to describe the secret workings of those subtle qualities when they reach the human soul; how effectively they create a hell within us, and how imperceptibly they assimilate and transform us into devils, mere human devils, as truly devils as Satan himself or any of his angels. Therefore, it’s not so far-fetched, as some might think, to say that such a person is an incarnate devil; for just as crime turned Satan, who was once a bright immortal seraph or angel of light, into a devil, how much more easily can the same crime turn the same devil, though every way lesser and more contemptible, into a man or a woman? But this is too serious a topic for me at this time.

The Devil being thus, I say, fir’d with Rage and Envy, in consequence of his Jealousy upon the Creation of Man, his Torment is encreased to the highest by the Limitation of his Power, and his being forbid to act against Mankind by Force of Arms; this is, I say, part of his Hell, which, as above, is within him, and which he[Pg 208] carries with him wherever he goes; nor is it so difficult to conceive of Hell, or of the Devil, either under this just Description, as it is by all the usual Notions that we are taught to entertain of them, by (the old Women) our Instructors; for every Man may, by taking but a common View of himself, and making a just Scrutiny into his own Passions, on some of their particular Excursions, see a Hell within himself, and himself a meer Devil as long as the Inflammation lasts; and that as really, and to all Intents and Purposes, as if he had the Angel (Satan) before his Face, in his Locality and Personality; that is to say, all Devil and Monster in his Person, and an immaterial but intense Fire flaming about and from within him, at all the Pores of his Body.

The Devil, feeling filled with Rage and Envy due to his Jealousy over the Creation of Man, experiences extreme torment because of his limited power and being forbidden to act against humanity with force. This, I say, is part of his Hell, which, as mentioned before, exists within him and he[Pg 208] carries with him wherever he goes. It’s not so hard to understand Hell or the Devil through this clear description, as opposed to the usual ideas we are taught about them by (the old women) our instructors. Every person can, by taking a common look at themselves and examining their own feelings during moments of passion, see a Hell inside them and view themselves as nothing but a Devil for as long as that intensity lasts; and just as real, and for all intents and purposes, as if they had the Angel (Satan) right before them in his physical form; that is to say, all Devil and Monster in their being, with an immaterial but intense Fire burning around and within them, at every pore of their body.

The Notions we receive of the Devil, as a Person being in Hell as a Place, are infinitely absurd and ridiculous; the first we are certain is not true in Fact, because he has a certain Liberty, (however limited that is not to the Purpose) is daily visible, and to be trac’d in his several Attacks upon Mankind, and has been so ever since his first Appearance in Paradise; as to his corporal Visibility that is not the present Question neither; ’tis enough that we can hunt him by the Foot, that we can follow him as Hounds do a Fox upon a hot Scent: We can see him as plainly by the Effect, by the Mischief he does, and more by the Mischief he puts us upon doing, I say, as plainly, as if we saw him by the Eye.

The ideas we have about the Devil, as a Person being in Hell as a Place, are completely absurd and ridiculous. We know the first isn't true because he has some level of freedom, (however limited that may be) and he is often visible in his various attacks on humanity, and this has been the case since his first appearance in Paradise. As for his physical visibility, that's not the main point either; it's enough that we can track him down, like hunting dogs pursuing a fox on a fresh trail. We can see him clearly through the effects of his actions, the harm he causes, and even more through the harm he encourages us to commit, I say, just as clearly as if we were seeing him with our own eyes.

It is not to be doubted but the Devil can see us when and where we cannot see him: and as he has a Personality, tho’ it be spirituous, he and his Angels too may be reasonably supposed to inhabit the World of Spirits, and to have free Access from thence to the Regions of Life, and to pass and repass in the Air, as really, tho’ not perceptible to[Pg 209] us, as the Spirits of Men do after their release from the Body, pass to the Place (wherever that is) which is appointed for them.

It’s undeniable that the Devil can see us when and where we can’t see him. And since he has a personality, even though he’s a spirit, he and his angels can reasonably be thought to exist in the World of Spirits. They likely have free access to the living world and can move through the air as real as, though not detectable to[Pg 209] us, the spirits of humans do after they leave their bodies and go to the place (wherever that may be) designated for them.

If the Devil was confin’d to a Place (Hell) as a Prison, he could then have no Business here; and if we pretend to describe Hell, as not a Prison, but that the Devil has Liberty to be there, or not be there as he pleased, then he would certainly never be there, or Hell is not such a Place as we are taught to understand it to be.

If the Devil was stuck in a place (Hell) like a prison, he wouldn't have any reason to be here. And if we try to suggest that Hell isn’t a prison, but that the Devil has the freedom to be there or not whenever he wants, then he would probably never choose to be there, or Hell isn’t the kind of place we’ve been taught to think it is.

Indeed according to some, Hell should be a Place of Fire and Torment to the Souls that are cast into it, but not to the Devils themselves; who we make little more or less than keepers and Turnkeys to Hell, as a Goal; that they are sent about to bring Souls thither, lock them in when they come, and then away upon the Scent to fetch more: That one Sort of Devils are made to live in the World among Men, and to be busy continually debauching and deluding Mankind bringing them as it were to the Gates of Hell; and then another Sort are Porters and Carriers to fetch them in.

Indeed, some believe that Hell should be a place of fire and suffering for the souls that are thrown into it, but not for the Devils themselves; who we consider to be little more than the keepers and gatekeepers of Hell, as a goal; they are tasked with bringing souls there, locking them in when they arrive, and then going back out to bring in more: One type of Devils is meant to live in the world among people, constantly leading and misleading humanity, guiding them, so to speak, to the gates of Hell; while another type acts as porters and carriers to bring them in.

This is, in short, little more or less than the old Story of Pluto, of Cerberus, and of Charon; only that our Tale is not half so well told, nor the Parts of the Fable so well laid together.

This is, in short, just about the same as the old story of Pluto, Cerberus, and Charon; except that our tale isn't nearly as well told, nor are the elements of the fable as well connected.

In all these Notions of Hell and Devil, the Torments of the first, and the Agency of the last Tormenting, we meet with not one Word of the main and perhaps only Accent of Horror, which belongs to us to judge of about Hell, I mean the Absence of Heaven; Expulsion, and Exclusion from the Presence and Face of the chief Ultimate, the only eternal and sufficient Good; and this loss sustain’d by a sordid Neglect of our Concern in that excellent Part, in exchange for the most contemptible and justly[Pg 210] condemn’d Trifles, and all this eternal and irrecoverable: These People tell us nothing of the eternal Reproaches of Conscience, the Horror of Desperation, and the Anguish of a Mind hopeless of ever seeing the Glory, which alone constitutes Heaven, and which makes all other Places dreadful, and even Darkness it self.

In all these ideas of Hell and the Devil, the suffering from the first and the role of the last in causing that suffering, we don’t hear a single word about the main aspect of horror that we should consider regarding Hell; I mean the absence of Heaven. Being cast out and shut off from the presence of the ultimate being, the only eternal and true good. This loss comes from a deep neglect of our responsibilities in that superior part, all for the sake of the most worthless and rightly condemned trivialities, and all of this is eternal and irretrievable. These people say nothing about the endless guilt of conscience, the horror of despair, and the pain of a mind that has no hope of ever seeing the glory that alone defines Heaven, which makes every other place frightening, even darkness itself.

And this brings me directly to the Point in Hand, (viz.) the State of that Hell which we ought to have in view when we speak of the Devil as in Hell: This is the very Hell, which is the Torment of the Devil; in short, the Devil is in Hell, and Hell is in the Devil; he is fill’d with this unquenchable Fire, he is expel’d the Place of Glory, banish’d from the Regions of Light, Absence from the Life of all Beatitude is his Curse, Despair is the reigning Passion in his Mind, and all the little Constituent Parts of his Torment, such as Rage, Envy, Malice, and Jealousy are consolidated in this, to make his Misery compleat, (viz.) the Duration of it all, the Eternity of his Condition; that he is without Hope, without Redemption, without Recovery.

And this brings me directly to the point at hand, namely the state of that hell we should consider when we talk about the devil as being in hell: This is the actual hell that torments the devil; in short, the devil is in hell, and hell is in the devil; he is consumed by this unquenchable fire, expelled from a place of glory, banished from the realms of light. His curse is the absence of all happiness, despair is the dominant emotion in his mind, and all the small parts of his torment—like rage, envy, malice, and jealousy—come together to complete his misery, specifically, the duration of it all, the eternity of his situation; he is without hope, without redemption, without recovery.

If any thing can inflame this Hell and make it hotter, ’tis this only, and this does add an inexpressible Horror to the Devil himself; namely, the seeing Man (the only Creature he hates) placed in a State of Recovery, a glorious Establishment of Redemption form’d for him in Heaven, and the Scheme of it perfected on Earth; by which this Man, tho’ even the Devil by his Art may have deluded him, and drawn him into Crime, is yet in a State of Recovery, which the Devil is not; and that it is not in his (Satan’s) Power to prevent it: Now take the Devil as he is in his own Nature Angelic, a bright immortal Seraph, Heaven-born, and having tasted the eternal Beatitude, which these are appointed to enjoy; the Loss of that[Pg 211] State to himself, the Possession of it granted to his Rival tho’ wicked like and as himself; I say, take the Devil as he is, having a quick Sense of his own Perdition, and a stinging Sight of his Rival’s Felicity, ’tis Hell enough, and more than enough, even for an Angel to support; nothing we can conceive can be worse.

If anything can heat this Hell and make it worse, it’s this alone, and it adds an unspeakable Horror to the Devil himself; namely, seeing Man (the only creature he hates) in a State of Recovery, a glorious Redemption plan set for him in Heaven, and the details of it completed on Earth; through which this Man, even though the Devil may have deceived him with his tricks and led him into Sin, is still in a State of Recovery, something the Devil is not; and it’s not in his (Satan[Pg 211] state for himself, while it is given to his rival, even though he is wicked like him; I say, take the Devil as he is, fully aware of his own Doom, and painfully aware of his rival’s Happiness, it’s Hell enough, and more than enough, for even an Angel to endure; nothing we can imagine could be worse.

As to any other Fire than this, such and so immaterially intense as to Torment a Spirit, which is it self Fire also; I will not say it cannot be, because to Infinite every Thing is possible, but I must say, I cannot conceive rightly of it.

As for any other fire besides this one, which is so intensely immaterial that it would torment a spirit, which is also a fire itself; I won’t claim it can’t exist, since everything is possible in the infinite, but I have to say, I can't really understand it.

I will not enter here into the Wisdom or Reasonableness of representing the Torments of Hell to be Fire, and that Fire to be a Commixture of Flame and Sulphur; it has pleased God to let the Horror of those eternal Agonies about a lost Heaven, be laid before us by those Similitudes or Allegories, which are most moving to our Senses and to our Understandings; nor will I dispute the Possibility; much less will I doubt but that there is to be a Consummation of Misery to all the Objects of Misery when the Devil’s Kingdom in this World ending with the World it self, that Liberty he has now may be farther abridg’d; when he may be return’d to the same State he was in between the Time of his Fall and the Creation of the World; with perhaps some additional Vengeance on him, such as at present we cannot describe, for all that Treason and those high Crimes and Misdemeanours which he has been guilty of here, in his Conversation with Mankind.

I won't get into the wisdom or reasonableness of depicting the torments of hell as fire, and that fire as a mixture of flame and sulphur; it's God's choice to present the horror of those eternal agonies over a lost heaven through images or allegories that resonate with our senses and understanding. I won’t argue about the possibility; even less will I doubt that there will be a final end to misery for all beings of misery when the Devil’s reign in this world concludes with the world itself, and his current freedom may be further restricted. He may return to the same state he was in between his fall and the creation of the world, possibly facing additional punishment that we can't fully describe now, due to all the treason and serious crimes he's committed in his interactions with humanity.

As his Infelicity will be then consummated and compleated, so the Infelicity of that Part of Mankind, who are condemn’d with him, may receive a considerable Addition from those Words in their Sentence, to be tormented with the Devil and his[Pg 212] Angels; for as the Absence of the Supreme Good is a compleat Hell, so the hated Company of the Deceiver, who was the great Cause of his Ruine, must be a Subject of additional Horror, and he will be always saying, as a Scots Gentleman, who died of his Excesses, said to the famous Dr. P——, who came to see him on his Death-bed, but had been too much his Companion in his Life,

As his misfortune will then be fully realized, the misfortune of those who are condemned alongside him may greatly increase from those words in their sentence, to be tormented with the Devil and his[Pg 212] Angels; for just as the absence of the Supreme Good is a complete hell, the presence of the Deceiver, who was the main cause of his downfall, must be a source of even greater horror. He will constantly be saying, just like a Scottish gentleman who died from his excesses said to the famous Dr. P——, who came to visit him on his deathbed, but had been too much of a companion to him in life,

O tu fundamenta jecisti———

Oh, you laid the foundation———

 

I would not treat the very Subject it self with any Indecency, nor do I think my Opinion of that Hell, which I say consists in the Absence of him, in whom is Heaven, one Jot less Solemn than theirs who believe it all Fire and Brimstone; but I must own, that to me nothing can be more ridiculous than the Notions that we entertain and fill our Heads with about Hell, and about the Devil’s being there tormenting of Souls, broiling them upon Gridirons, hanging them up upon Hooks, carrying them upon their Backs, and the like, with the several Pictures of Hell, represented by a great Mouth with horrible Teeth, gaping like a Cave on the Sides of a Mountain; suppose that appropriated to Satan in the Peak, which indeed is not much unlike it, with a Stream of Fire coming out of it, as there is of Water, and smaller Devils going and coming continually in and out, to fetch and carry Souls the Lord knows whither, and for the Lord knows what.

I wouldn't treat the topic itself with any disrespect, nor do I believe my view of that Hell, which I say is the absence of the one in whom Heaven exists, is any less serious than those who think it's all about Fire and Brimstone; but I have to admit, to me nothing seems more ridiculous than the ideas we have and fill our minds with about Hell, and about the Devil being there tormenting souls, grilling them on skewers, hanging them on hooks, carrying them around on their backs, and so on. The various images of Hell portrayed as a giant mouth with horrible teeth, gaping like a cave on the side of a mountain—imagine that attributed to Satan in the Peak, which isn't all that different—with a stream of fire pouring out of it, just like water, and smaller devils constantly coming in and out to take souls who knows where, for who knows what reasons.

These Things, however intended for Terror, are indeed so ridiculous, that the Devil himself, to be sure, mocks at them, and a Man of Sense can hardly refrain doing the like, only I avoid it, because I would not give offence to weaker Heads.

These things, although meant to instill fear, are actually so laughable that even the Devil himself surely mocks them, and a sensible person can hardly resist doing the same. I choose not to, though, because I don’t want to offend those who are more easily swayed.

[Pg 213]However, I must not Compliment the Brains of other Men, at the Expence of my own, or talk Nonsense because they can understand no other; I think all these Notions and Representations of Hell and of the Devil, to be as prophane as they are ridiculous, and I ought no more to talk prophanely than merrily of them.

[Pg 213]However, I shouldn't praise the intelligence of others at the expense of my own, or speak nonsense just because they can’t grasp anything else; I believe all these ideas and images of Hell and of the Devil are as irreverent as they are absurd, and I shouldn’t speak irreverently any more than I would jokingly about them.

Let us learn to talk of these Things then, as we should do; and as we really cannot describe them to our Reason and Understanding, why should we describe them to our Senses; we had, I think, much better not describe them at all, that is to say, not attempt it: The blessed Apostle St. Paul was, as he said himself, carried up, or caught up into the third Heaven, yet when he came down again, he could neither tell what he heard or describe what he saw; all he could say of it was, that what he heard was inutterable, and what he saw was inconceivable.

Let’s learn to talk about these things the way we should; and since we really can’t explain them to our reason and understanding, why should we try to explain them to our senses? I think it’s much better not to describe them at all, that is, not to attempt it. The blessed Apostle St. Paul was, as he said himself, taken up or caught up into the third Heaven, yet when he came back, he couldn’t say what he heard or describe what he saw; all he could say was that what he heard was inutterable and what he saw was inconceivable.

It is the same thing as to the State of the Devil in those Regions which he now possesses, and where he now more particularly inhabits; my present Business then is not to enter into those grave Things so as to make them ridiculous, as I think most People do that talk of them; but as the Devil, let his Residence be where it will, has evidently free Leave to come and go, not into this World only; (I mean, the Region of our Atmosphere,) but for ought we know, to all the other inhabited Worlds which God has made, where-ever they are, and by whatsoever Names they are or may be known or distinguished; for if he is not confined in one Place, we have no Reason to believe he is excluded from any Place, Heaven only excepted, from whence he was expell’d for his Treason and Rebellion.

It’s the same regarding the state of the Devil in the areas he currently controls, where he particularly resides now. My goal is not to address these serious matters in a way that makes them seem silly, as I believe most people do when they discuss them. However, just like the Devil, no matter where he resides, he clearly has the freedom to move around, not just in this world (by which I mean the region of our atmosphere), but for all we know, to every other inhabited world that God has created, wherever they are, and by whatever names they are known or recognized. If he isn’t limited to one location, there’s no reason to think he’s excluded from any location, except for Heaven, from which he was expelled for his treachery and rebellion.

His Liberty then being thus ascertain’d, three Things seem to be material for us to give an[Pg 214] Account of, in order to form this Part of his History.

His freedom being confirmed, three things seem important for us to provide an[Pg 214] account of, in order to complete this part of his story.

1. What his Business is on this Globe of Earth which we vulgarly call the World, how he acts among us, what Affairs Mankind and he have together, and how far his Conduct here relates to Us, and Ours is, or may be influenc’d by him.

1. What his role is on this planet we commonly call the World, how he interacts with us, what issues he and humanity share, and how his actions here relate to us, and how our lives are, or could be, influenced by him.

2. Where his Principal Residence is, and whether he has not a particular Empire of his own, to which he retreats upon proper Occasions; where he entertains his Friends when they come under his particular Administration; and where, when he gets any Victory over his Enemies, he carries his Prisoners of War.

2. Where his main home is, and whether he has a specific domain of his own, where he goes on special occasions; where he hosts his friends when they come under his care; and where, whenever he defeats his enemies, he brings his prisoners of war.

3. What may probably be the great Business this black Emperor has at present upon his Hands, either in this World or out of it, and by what Agents he works.

3. What could possibly be the major tasks this powerful ruler is currently dealing with, either in this world or beyond it, and through what means he operates.

 

As these Things may perhaps run promiscuously thro’ the Course of this whole Work, and frequently be touch’d at under other Branches of the Devil’s History, so I do not propose them as Heads of Chapters or Particular Sections, for the Order of Discourse to be handled apart; for (by the way) as Satan’s Actings have not been the most regular Things in the World, so in our Discourse about him, it must not be expected that we can always tie our selves down to Order and Regularity, either as to Time, or Place, or Persons; for Satan being hic & ubique, a loose ungovern’d Fellow, we must be content to trace him where we can find him.

As these topics might come up randomly throughout this entire work and often be mentioned in other parts of the Devil’s history, I won't present them as chapter headings or separate sections for detailed discussion. Since, as a side note, Satan's actions haven't exactly been the most orderly things in the world, we can't expect our discussion about him to always stick to a strict order of time, place, or people. Because Satan is hic & ubique, a loose and uncontrollable character, we'll have to be okay with following him wherever we can find him.

It is true, in the foregoing Chapter, I shew’d you the Devil entred into the Herd Ecclesiastick,[Pg 215] and gave you some Account of the first successful Step he took with Mankind since the Christian Epocha; how having secretly managed both Temporal and Spiritual Power apart, and by themselves, he now united them in Point of Management, and brought the Church Usurpation and the Army’s Usurpation together; the Pope to bless the General in deposing and murthering his Master the Emperor; and the General to recognise the Pope in dethroning his Master Christ Jesus.

It’s true, in the previous chapter, I showed you how the Demon entered into the Ecclesiastical Herd,[Pg 215] and I explained the first successful move he made with humanity since the Christian Era; how he secretly handled both Temporal and Spiritual Power separately, and now he combined them in management, bringing together the Church’s Usurpation and the Army’s Usurpation; the Pope to bless the General for deposing and murdering his master, the Emperor; and the General to acknowledge the Pope in dethroning his master, Christ Jesus.

From this time forward you are to allow the Devil a mystical Empire in this World; not an Action of Moment done without him, not a Treason but he has a Hand in it, not a Tyrant but he prompts him, not a Government but he has a —— in it; not a Fool but he tickles him, not a Knave but he guides him; he has a Finger in every Fraud, a Key to every Cabinet, from the Divan at Constantinople, to the Mississipi in France, and to the South-Sea Cheats at ———; from the first Attack upon the Christian World, in the Person of the Romish Antichrist, down to the Bull Unigenitus; and from the Mixture of St. Peter and Confucius in China, to the Holy Office in Spain; and down to the Emlins and Dodwells of the current Age.

From now on, you should recognize the Devil as a mystical force in this world; there’s no significant action taken without his involvement, no betrayal that he doesn’t influence, no tyrant he doesn’t encourage, and no government he isn’t a part of; there’s no fool he doesn’t provoke and no dishonest person he doesn’t steer. He has a hand in every scam, a key to every government office, from the Divan in Constantinople, to the Mississippi in France, and even to the South-Sea frauds at ———; from the initial assault on the Christian world embodied by the Romish Antichrist, down to the Bull Unigenitus; and from the blend of St. Peter and Confucius in China, to the Holy Office in Spain; and all the way to the Emlins and Dodwells of today.

How he has managed, and does manage, and how in all Probability he will manage till his Kingdom shall come to a Period, and how at last he will probably be managed himself, Enquire within, and you shall know farther.

How he has managed, and continues to manage, and how it's likely he will manage until his reign comes to an end, and how eventually he will probably be managed himself, Ask within, and you will learn more.

 

 


Ch. III.

Of the Manner of Satan’s acting and carrying on his Affairs in this World, and particularly of his ordinary Workings in the dark, by Possession and Agitation.

About the Way Satan acts and manages his Affairs in this World, and especially his usual Activities in the dark, through Possession and Agitation.

The Devil being thus reduc’d to act upon Mankind by Stratagem only, it remains to enquire how he performs, and which way he directs his Attacks; the Faculties of Man are a kind of a Garrison in a strong Castle, which as they defend it on the one hand under the Command of the reasoning Power of Man’s Soul, so they are prescribed on the other hand, and can’t sally out without Leave; for the Governor of a Fort does not permit his Soldiers to hold any Correspondence with the Enemy, without special Order and Direction. Now the great Enquiry before us is, How comes the Devil to a Parley with us? how does he converse with our Senses, and with the Understanding? How does he reach us, which way does he come at the Affections, and which way does he move the Passions? ’Tis a little difficult to discover this treasonable Correspondence, and that Difficulty is indeed the Devil’s Advantage, and, for ought I see, the chief Advantage he has over Mankind.

The Devil, being reduced to using only tricks to influence humanity, we need to look into how he operates and how he targets us. The capabilities of humans are like a garrison in a stronghold; they protect it under the guidance of our rational mind, yet they are also limited and cannot act on their own without permission. Just as a fort commander doesn’t allow his soldiers to communicate with the enemy without clear orders, we must ask ourselves how the Demon is able to engage with us. How does he interact with our senses and our understanding? How does he get to our emotions, and in what ways does he stir our feelings? It’s somewhat challenging to uncover this deceitful communication, and this difficulty seems to be the Devil’s greatest benefit and, as far as I can tell, the main advantage he has over humanity.

It is also a great Enquiry here, whether the Devil knows our Thoughts or no? If I may give my Opinion, I am with the negative; I deny that he knows any thing of our Thoughts, except of those Thoughts which he puts us upon thinking, for I will not doubt but he has the Art to inject Thoughts, and to revive dormant Thoughts in us: It is not so wild a Scheme as some take it to be,[Pg 217] that Mr. Milton lays down, to represent the Devil injecting corrupt Desires and wandring Thoughts into the Head of Eve, by Dreams, and that he brought her to Dream whatever he put into her Thoughts, by whispering to her vocally when she was asleep; and to this End, he imagines the Devil laying himself close to her Ear, in the Shape of a Toad, when she was fall asleep; I say, this is not so wild a Scheme, seeing even now, if you can whisper any thing close to the Ear of a Person in a deep Sleep, so as to speak distinctly to the Person, and yet not awaken him, as has been frequently tried, the Person sleeping shall dream distinctly of what you say to him; nay, shall dream the very Words you say.

It’s also a big question whether the Devil knows our thoughts or not. If I may share my opinion, I’m on the side of no; I believe he doesn’t know anything about our thoughts, except for those he leads us to think about. I have no doubt he has the ability to plant thoughts in our minds and to revive thoughts we’ve ignored. It’s not such a crazy idea as some believe, [Pg 217] that Mr. Milton proposes, showing the Devil injecting corrupt desires and wandering thoughts into Eve’s mind through dreams, convincing her to dream whatever he suggests by whispering to her while she’s asleep. To this end, he imagines the Devil getting close to her ear, taking the form of a toad, while she drifts off to sleep. I say, this isn’t such a far-fetched idea, since even today, if you can whisper something closely to a person’s ear while they’re in a deep sleep—so that you speak clearly but don’t wake them up, as has been done many times—the person sleeping will distinctly dream of what you say. In fact, they'll even dream the exact words you use.

We have then no more to ask, but how the Devil can convey himself to the Ear of a sleeping Person, and it is granted then that he may have Power to make us dream what he pleases: But this is not all, for if he can so forcibly, by his invisible Application, cause us to dream, what he pleases, why can he not with the same Facility prompt our Thoughts, whether sleeping or waking? To dream, is nothing else but to think sleeping; and we have abundance of deep-headed Gentlemen among us, who give us ample Testimony that they dream waking.

We no longer need to wonder how the Demon can communicate with someone who's asleep. If he can make us dream what he wants, then it's reasonable to think he could also influence our thoughts, whether we're asleep or awake. Dreaming is simply thinking while we're asleep; and we have plenty of smart individuals among us who show that they can think while they're awake too.

But if the Devil can prompt us to dream, that is to say, to think, yet if he does not know our Thoughts, how then can he tell whether the Whisper had its Effect? The answer is plain, the Devil, like the Angler, baits the Hook, if the Fish bite he lies ready to take the Advantage, he whispers to the Imagination, and then waits to see how it works; as Naomi said to Ruth, Chap. iii. 5, 18. Sit still, my Daughter, until thou know how the Matter will fall, for the Man will not be at rest until he have finished the thing. Thus[Pg 218] when the Devil had whisper’d to Eve in her Sleep, according to Milton, and suggested Mischief to her Imagination, he only sat still to see how the Matter would work, for he knew if it took with her, he should hear more of it; and then by finding her alone the next Day, without her ordinary Guard her Husband, he presently concluded she had swallowed the Bait, and so attack’d her afresh.

But if the Devil can encourage us to dream, which means to think, yet he can't know our thoughts, how can he tell if his whisper had any effect? The answer is simple: the Demon, like a fisherman, lures us in with a hook. If the fish bite, he's ready to take advantage. He whispers to our imagination and then waits to see how it plays out; as Naomi told Ruth, in Chapter 3, verses 5 and 18, “Sit still, my daughter, until you know how the matter will turn out, for the man will not rest until he has settled it.” So, when the Devil whispered to Eve in her sleep, as Milton describes, and planted mischief in her imagination, he simply waited to see how it unfolded. He knew if she bought into it, he would hear more, and then by finding her alone the next day, without her usual guard—her husband—he quickly figured she had taken the bait and attacked her again.

A small deal of Craft, and less by far than we have reason to believe the Devil is Master of, will serve to discover whether such and such Thoughts as he knows he has suggested, have taken Place or no; the Action of the Person presently discovers it, at least to him that lies always upon the Watch, and has every Word, every Gesture, every Step we take subsequent to his Operation, open to him; it may therefore, for ought we know, be a great Mistake, and what most of us are guilty of, to tell our Dreams to one another in the Morning, after we have been disturb’d with them in the Night; for if the Devil converses with us so insensibly as some are of the Opinion he does, that is to say, if he can hear as far as we can see, we may be telling our Story to him indeed, when we think we are only talking to one another.

A little bit of skill, and far less than we have reason to think the Devil possesses, will help us find out whether certain thoughts he has encouraged have taken root or not; a person's actions reveal this immediately, at least to someone who is always watching and has every word, gesture, and step we take after his influence open to him. Therefore, it might actually be a big mistake, something many of us do, to share our dreams with each other in the morning after being disturbed by them at night; because if the Devil interacts with us as some believe, meaning if he can hear as well as we can see, we might actually be sharing our story with him when we think we are just talking to each other.

This brings me most naturally to the important Enquiry, whether the Devil can walk about the World invisibly or no? The Truth is, this is no question to me; for as I have taken away his Visibility already, and have denied him all Prescience of Futurity too, and have prov’d he cannot know our Thoughts, nor put any Force upon Persons or Actions, if we should take away his Invisibility too, we should undevil him quite, to all Intents and Purposes, as to any Mischief he could do; nay, it would banish him the World,[Pg 219] and he might e’en go and seek his Fortune some where else; for if he could neither be visible or invisible, neither act in publick or in private, he could neither have Business or Being in this Sphere, nor could we be any way concern’d with him.

This leads me to the important question of whether the Devil can wander the world invisibly or not. To me, this isn't even a question; since I've already taken away his visibility and denied him any knowledge of the future, and I've proven he can't know our thoughts or exert any influence over people or actions, if we were to strip him of his invisibility as well, we would essentially undevil him completely in terms of any mischief he could cause. In fact, it would drive him out of the world,[Pg 219] and he might as well go seek his fortune somewhere else. If he could be neither visible nor invisible, and couldn't act in public or private, he would have no role or existence in this realm, and we wouldn't have to concern ourselves with him at all.

The Devil therefore most certainly has a Power and Liberty of moving about in this World, after some manner or another; this is verify’d as well by way of Allegory, as by way of History, in the Scripture it self; and as the first strongly suggests and supposes it to be so, the last positively asserts it; and, not to croud this Work with Quotations from a Book which we have not much to do with in the Devil’s Story, at least not much to his Satisfaction, I only hint his personal Appearance to our Saviour in the Wilderness, where it is said, the Devil taketh him up to an exceeding high Mountain; and in another Place, the Devil departed from him. What Shape or Figure he appear’d in, we do not find mentioned, but I cannot doubt his appearing to him there, any more than I can his talking to our Saviour in the Mouths, and with the Voices of the several Persons who were under the terrible Affliction of an actual Possession.

The Devil definitely has the power and freedom to move around in this world, in one way or another; this is supported both by allegory and by history in the Scripture itself. While the first strongly suggests and implies this, the latter confirms it outright. Without cluttering this work with too many quotes from a book that isn’t particularly relevant to the Devil’s story, at least not to his satisfaction, I’ll just mention his personal appearance to our Savior in the wilderness, where it is said, the Devil took him up to an exceeding high mountain; and in another place, the Devil departed from him. We don't find any description of what shape or form he appeared in, but I have no doubt he showed up there, just as I have no doubt he spoke to our Savior through the mouths and voices of those who were suffering from severe possession.

These Things leave us no room to doubt of what is advanced above, namely, that he, (the Devil) has a certain Residence, or Liberty of residing in, and moving about upon the Surface of this Earth, as well as in the Compass of the Atmosphere, vulgarly call’d the Air, in some manner or other: That is the general.

These things leave us no doubt about what's stated above, which is that he, the Devil, has a specific place where he can live and move around on the surface of this Earth, as well as in the surrounding atmosphere, commonly referred to as the air, in one way or another: That is the general idea.

It remains to enquire into the manner, which I resolve into two Kinds;

It still needs to be investigated how, which I break down into two types;

1. Ordinary, which I suppose to be his invisible Motions as a Spirit; under which[Pg 220] Consideration I suppose him to have an unconfin’d, unlimited, unrestrain’d Liberty, as to the manner of acting; and this either in Persons, by Possession; or in Things, by Agitation.

1. Ordinary, which I think describes his unseen movements as a Spirit; considering this, I believe he has unrestricted, limitless freedom in how he acts, either through possessing people or by influencing things.

2. Extraordinary; which I understand to be his Appearances in borrowed Shapes and Bodies, or Shadows rather of Bodies; assuming Speech, Figure, Posture, and Several Powers, of which we can give little or no Account; in which extraordinary manner of Appearances, he is either limited by a Superior Power, or limits himself politically, as being not the Way most for his Interest or Purpose, to act in his Business, which is more effectually done in his State of Obscurity.

2. Extraordinary; which I understand to be his appearances in borrowed shapes and bodies, or shadows rather than actual bodies; taking on speech, form, posture, and various abilities that we can explain very little about; in this extraordinary way of appearing, he is either restricted by a higher power or restricts himself politically, as acting this way isn’t the best for his interests or goals, which can be achieved more effectively in his state of obscurity.

 

Hence we must suppose the Devil has it very much in his own Choice, whether to act in one Capacity, or in the other, or in both; that is to say, of appearing, and not appearing, as he finds for his Purpose: In this State of Invisibility, and under the Operation of these Powers and Liberties, he performs all his Functions and Offices, as Devil, as Prince of Darkness, as God of this World, as Tempter, Accuser, Deceiver, and all whatsoever other Names of Office, or Titles of Honour he is known by.

So we have to assume that the Devil has complete control over whether to act in one role, the other, or both. This means he can choose to show himself or remain hidden, depending on what suits his goals. In this state of invisibility, and while exercising these powers and freedoms, he performs all his duties and roles as Devil, Prince of Darkness, God of this World, Tempter, Accuser, Deceiver, and any other names or titles he is known by.

Now taking him in this large unlimited, or little limited State of Action, he is well call’d, the God of this World, for he has very much of the Attribute of Omnipresence, and may be said, either by himself or his Agents, to be every where, and see every thing; that is to say, every thing that is visible; for I cannot allow him any Share of Omniscience at all.

Now considering him in this vast, boundless, or somewhat restricted state of action, he is rightly referred to as the God of this World, because he possesses a significant aspect of omnipresence and can be said, either by himself or through his agents, to be everywhere and to see everything; specifically, everything that is visible; since I cannot concede him any portion of Omniscience at all.

[Pg 221]That he ranges about every where, is with us, and sometimes in us, sees when he is not seen, hears when he is not heard, comes in without Leave, and goes out without Noise, is neither to be shut in or shut out, that when he runs from us we can’t catch him, and when he runs after us we can’t escape him, is seen when he is not known, and is known when he is not seen; all these things, and more, we have Knowledge enough about to convince us of the Truth of them; so that, as I have said above, he is certainly walking to and fro thro’ the Earth, &c. after some manner or other, and in some Figure or other, visible or invisible, as he finds Occasion. Now in order to make our History of him complete, the next Question before us is, how, and in what manner he acts with Mankind? how his Kingdom is carried on, and by what Methods he does his Business, for he certainly has a great deal of Business to do; he is not an idle Spectator, nor is he walking about incognito, and cloth’d in Mist and Darkness, purely in Kindness to us, that we should not be frighted at him; but ’tis in Policy, that he may act undiscover’d, that he may see and not be seen, may play his Game in the dark, and not be detected in his Roguery; that he may prompt Mischief, raise Tempests, blow up Coals, kindle Strife, embroil Nations, use Instruments, and not be known to have his Hand in any thing, when at the same time he really has a Hand in every thing.

[Pg 221]He moves around everywhere, is with us, and sometimes in us, sees when he can’t be seen, hears when he can’t be heard, comes in without permission, and goes out without a sound. He can’t be contained or excluded; when he runs from us, we can’t catch him, and when he runs after us, we can’t escape him. He is seen when he is not recognized and known when he is not seen. We have enough knowledge about all these things to be convinced of their truth; as I mentioned earlier, he is certainly moving to and fro through the Earth, &c. in some way or another, and in some form or other, visible or invisible, as he sees fit. Now, to complete our account of him, the next question we need to consider is how he interacts with humanity. How is his Kingdom maintained, and what methods does he use to conduct his affairs? He clearly has a lot to manage; he is not just an idle onlooker, nor is he wandering around incognito, shrouded in Mist and Darkness, purely out of kindness to spare us his frightening presence. Instead, it’s strategic, allowing him to operate unnoticed, to see without being seen, to play his game in the dark without being caught in his schemes. He can instigate trouble, stir up tempests, fuel conflicts, embroil nations, use tools, and remain hidden while actually being involved in everything.

Some are of Opinion, and I among the rest, that if the Devil was personally and visibly present among us, and we conversed with him Face to Face, we should be so familiar with him in a little time, that his ugly Figure would not affect us at all, that his Terrors would not fright us, or that we should any more trouble our selves[Pg 222] about him, than we did with the last great Comet in 1678, which appear’d so long and so constantly without any particular known Event, that at last we took no more Notice of it than of the other ordinary Stars which had appear’d before we or our Ancestors were born.

Some people believe, and I’m one of them, that if the Devil were actually here with us and we spoke to him Face to Face, we’d get so used to him in no time that his ugly appearance wouldn’t bother us at all, his threats wouldn’t scare us, and we wouldn’t worry about him any more than we did about the last big Comet in 1678, which showed up for such a long time and was so visible without any particular event linked to it, that eventually we paid no more attention to it than to the other ordinary stars that appeared before we or our ancestors were born.

Nor indeed should we have much Reason to be frighted at him, or at least none of those silly Things could be said of him which we now amuse our selves about, and by which we set him up like a Scare-Crow to fright Children and old Women, to fill up old Stories, make Songs and Ballads, and in a Word, carry on the low priz’d Buffoonery of the common People; we should either see him in his Angelic Form, as he was from the Original, or if he has any Deformities entail’d upon him by the supreme Sentence, and in Justice to the Deformity of his Crime, they would be of a superior Nature, and fitted more for our Contempt as well as Horror, than those weak fancied Trifles contrived by our antient Devil-raisers and Devil-makers, to feed the wayward Fancies of old Witches and Sorcerers, who cheated the ignorant World with a Devil of their own making, set forth, in terrorem, with Bat’s Wings, Horns, cloven Foot, long Tail, fork’d Tongue, and the like.

We really shouldn't be scared of him, or at least, none of those silly things can be said about him that we now joke about, using him like a scarecrow to frighten children and old women, to fill up old stories, make songs and ballads, and, in short, continue the lowbrow antics of the common people. We should either see him in his true angelic form, as he was originally created, or if he has any deformities imposed on him by a higher power as a consequence of his crime, they would be of a much greater nature and more appropriate for our contempt as well as horror, rather than the trivial fantasies concocted by our ancient devil conjurers, designed to satisfy the whimsical imaginations of old witches and sorcerers, who fooled the ignorant world with a devil of their own creation, depicted with bat wings, horns, a cloven foot, a long tail, a forked tongue, and so on.

In the next Place, be his frightful Figure what it would, and his Legions as numerous as the Host of Heaven, we should see him still, as the Prince of Devils, tho’ monstrous as a Dragon, flaming as a Comet, tall as a Mountain, yet dragging his Chain after him equal to the utmost of his supposed Strength; always in Custody of his Jailors the Angels, his Power over-power’d, his Rage cow’d and abated, or at least aw’d and under Correction, limited and restrain’d; in a Word, we should see him a vanquish’d Slave, his Spirit broken,[Pg 223] his Malice, tho’ not abated, yet Hand-cuff’d and overpower’d, and he not able to work any Thing against us by Force; so that he would be to us but like the Lions in the Tower, encag’d and lock’d up, unable to do the Hurt he wishes to do, and that we fear, or indeed any hurt at all.

In the next place, no matter how frightening he looks or how many legions he has, we would still see him as the Prince of Devils. Even if he were as monstrous as a dragon, fiery like a comet, or as tall as a mountain, he would still be dragging a chain equal to his supposed strength. He’s always under the watch of his Jailors, the angels, his power subdued, his rage calmed, or at least held in check and restrained. In short, we would see him as a defeated slave, his spirit broken; his malice, though not diminished, would be handcuffed and overpowered, unable to harm us by force. He would be like the lions in the Tower, caged and locked up, unable to inflict the harm he wishes to and that we fear, or any harm at all.

From hence ’tis evident, that ’tis not his Business to be public, or to walk up and down in the World visibly, and in his own Shape; his Affairs require a quite different Management, as might be made apparent from the Nature of Things, and the Manner of our Actings, as Men, either with our selves or to one another.

From here, it’s clear that it’s not his role to be public or to walk around the world openly in his true form; his matters need a completely different approach, which could be shown by the nature of things and the way we interact as people, either with ourselves or with each other.

Nor could he be serviceable in his Generation, as a public Person as now he is, or answer the End of his Party who employ him, and who, if he was to do their Business in public, as he does in private, would not be able to employ him at all.

Nor could he be useful in his time, as a public figure as he is now, or fulfill the purpose of his party that employs him. If he were to handle their business publicly as he does privately, they wouldn't be able to employ him at all.

As in our modern Meetings for the Propagation of Impudence and other Virtues, there would be no Entertainment and no Improvement for the Good of the Age, if the People did not all appear in Masque, and conceal’d from the common Observation; so neither could Satan (from whose Management those more happy Assemblies are taken as Copies of a glorious Original) perform the usual and necessary Business of his Profession, if he did not appear wholly in Covert and under needful Disguises; how, but for the Convenience of his Habit, could he call himself into so many Shapes, act on so many different Scenes, and turn so many Wheels of State in the World, as he has done? as a meer profess’d Devil he could do nothing.

As in our modern meetings for promoting boldness and other good qualities, there wouldn’t be any entertainment or progress for the betterment of society if everyone didn’t show up in costume, hiding from public view; similarly, Satan (whose management those happier gatherings are modeled after as copies of a glorious original) wouldn’t be able to carry out the usual and necessary work of his profession if he didn’t remain completely undercover and in useful disguises; how else, thanks to his attire, could he take on so many forms, act in so many different situations, and manipulate so many aspects of the world’s affairs? As a straightforward Devil, he could accomplish nothing.

Had he been oblig’d always to act the meer Devil in his own Clothes, and with his own Shape, appearing uppermost in all Cafes and Places, he[Pg 224] could never have preach’d in so many Pulpits, presided in so many Councils, voted in so many Committees, sat in so many Courts, and influenc’d so many Parties and Factions in Church and State, as we have Reason to believe he has done in our Nation, and in our Memories too, as well as in other Nations and in more antient Times. The Share Satan has had in all the weighty Confusions of the Times, ever since the first Ages of Christianity in the World, has been carried on with so much Secresy, and so much with an Air of Cabal and Intrigue, that nothing can have been manag’d more subtilly and closely, and in the same Manner has he acted in our Times, in order to conceal his Interest, and conceal the Influence he has had in the Councils of the World.

Had he always been forced to act like the complete Devil in his own clothes and with his own appearance, showing up in every situation and place, he[Pg 224] could never have preached in so many pulpits, led so many councils, voted in so many committees, sat in so many courts, and influenced so many parties and factions in both the church and the state, as we have reason to believe he has done in our nation, and in our memories too, as well as in other nations and in more ancient times. The role Satan has played in all the significant turmoil of the times, ever since the early ages of Christianity in the world, has been carried out with so much secrecy and an air of conspiracy and intrigue, that nothing could have been managed more subtly and closely, and in the same way he has acted in our times, in order to hide his interests and the influence he has had in the councils of the world.

Had it been possible for him to have raised the Flames of Rebellion and War so often in this Nation, as he certainly has done? Could he have agitated the Parties on both Sides, and inflam’d the Spirits of three Nations, if he had appears in his own Dress, a meer naked Devil? It is not the Devil as a Devil that does the Mischief, but the Devil in Masquerade, Satan in full Disguise, and acting at the Head of civil Confusion and Distraction.

Had he really been able to stir up the Flames of Rebellion and War so frequently in this Nation, as he definitely has? Could he have stirred up the Parties on both Sides and ignited the Spirits of three Nations if he had shown up in his own clothes, just a naked Devil? It’s not the Devil as a Devil that causes the trouble, but the Devil in disguise, Satan in full costume, leading civil Confusion and Distraction.

If History may be credited, the French Court at the Time of our old Confusions was made the Scene of Satan’s Politicks, and prompted both Parties in England and in Scotland also to quarrel, and how was it done? Will any Man offer to scandalize the Devil so much as to say, or so much as to suggest that Satan had no Hand in it all? Did not the Devil, by the Agency of Cardinal Richlieu, send 400000 Crowns at one Time, and 600000 at another, to the Scots, to raise an Army and march boldly into England? and did not the same Devil at the same time, by other Agents, remit 800000 Crowns to the other Party, in order to raise an Army to fall[Pg 225] upon the Scots? nay, did not the Devil with the same Subtilty send down the Archbishop’s Order to impose the Service-Book upon the People in Scotland, and at the same Time raise a Mob against it, in the great Church (at St. Giles’s)? Nay, did not he actually, in the Person of an old Woman (his favourite Instrument) throw the three-leg’d Stool at the Service-Book, and animate the zealous People to take up Arms for Religion, and turn Rebels for God Sake?

If history is to be believed, the French Court during our old troubles became the playground of Satan's politics, stirring up conflict for both sides in England and Scotland. But how did this happen? Would anyone dare to accuse the Devil of not being involved? Didn't the Devil, through the influence of Cardinal Richelieu, send 400,000 crowns at one time and 600,000 at another to the Scots to raise an army and boldly march into England? And at the same time, didn't the same Devil, through different agents, send 800,000 crowns to the other side to gather an army to attack the Scots? Moreover, didn't the Devil cunningly send down the Archbishop’s order to impose the Service-Book on the people in Scotland, while also stirring up a mob against it in the large church (at St. Giles’s)? Didn't he even use an old woman (his favorite tool) to throw a three-legged stool at the Service-Book and incite the passionate people to take up arms for their religion and rebel in the name of God?

All these happy and successful Undertakings, tho’ ’tis no more to be doubted they were done by the Agency of Satan, and in a very surprizing Manner too, yet were all done in secret, by what I call Possession and Injection, and by the Agency and Contrivance of such Instruments, or by the Devil in the Disguise of such Servants as he found out fitted to be employ’d in his Work, and who he took a more effectual Care in concealing of.

All these happy and successful endeavors, although there's no doubt they were accomplished through the influence of Satan, and in a very surprising way as well, were all done in secret, through what I refer to as possession and injection, and through the strategy and manipulation of certain individuals, or by the Devil disguised as those he deemed suitable for his work, and whom he took extra care to keep hidden.

But we shall have Occasion to touch all this Part over again, when we come to discourse of the particular Habits and Disguises which the Devil has made use of, all along in the World, the better to cover his Actions, and to conceal his being concern’d in them.

But we'll get a chance to cover this part again when we talk about the specific habits and disguises that the Devil has used throughout the world to better hide his actions and conceal his involvement in them.

In the mean Time the Cunning or Artifice the Devil makes use of in all these Things is in it self very considerable; ’tis an old Practice of his using, and he has gone on in diverse Measures, for the better concealing himself in it; which Measures, tho’ he varies sometimes, as his extraordinary Affairs require, yet they are in all Ages much the same, and have the same Tendency; namely, that he may get all his Business carried on by the Instrumentality of Fools; that he may make Mankind Agents in their own Destruction, and that he may have all his Work done in such a Manner[Pg 226] as that he may seem to have no Hand in it; nay he contrives so well, that the very Name Devil is put upon his opposite Party, and the Scandal of the black Agent lies all upon them.

In the meantime, the cunning tricks the Devil uses in all these matters are quite significant; it's an old tactic of his, and he's adapted it in various ways to hide himself better. Although he sometimes changes his methods as needed for his unusual plans, they have been pretty much the same throughout history and have the same goal: to have all his business conducted through the actions of fools; to make humanity complicit in their own downfall, and to carry out his schemes in such a way[Pg 226] that he appears to have no involvement in it. In fact, he cleverly arranges things so that the very name Devil is assigned to his opponents, leaving the blame for the dark deeds entirely on them.

In order then to look a little into his Conduct, let us enquire into the common Mistakes about him, see what Use is made of them to his Advantage, and how far Mankind is imposed upon in those Particulars, and to what Purpose.

In order to examine his behavior a bit, let's look into the common misconceptions about him, see how they are used to his benefit, and how much people are misled in those areas, and for what reason.

 

 


Chap. IV.

Of Satan’s Agents or Missionaries, and their Actings upon and in the Minds of Men in his Name.

About Satan's Agents or Missionaries and their Influence on the Minds of People in his Name.

Infinite Advantages attend the Devil in his retired Government, as they respect the Management of his Interests, and the carrying on his absolute Monarchy in the World; particularly as it gives him room to act by the Agency of his inferior Ministers and Messengers, call’d on many Occasions his Angels, of whom he has an innumerable Multitude, at his Command, enough, for ought we know, to spare one to attend every Man and Woman now alive in the World; and of whom, if we may believe our second sight Christians, the Air is always as full, as a Beam of the Evening Sun is of Insects, where they are ever ready for Business, and to go and come as their great Governor issues out Orders for their Directions.

Endless advantages come to the Devil in his secret rule, especially concerning how he manages his interests and maintains his absolute power in the world. This setup allows him to operate through his lesser ministers and messengers, often referred to as his Angels. He has an countless Multitude at his disposal, enough, as far as we know, to assign one to every man and woman alive today. According to some second-sight Christians, the air is always filled with them, like a ray of the evening sun is filled with insects, always ready to get to work and come and go as their great leader sends out orders for their guidance.

These, as they are all of the same spirituous Quality with himself, and consequently invisible like him, except as above, are ready upon all Occasions to be sent to and into any such Person, and[Pg 227] for such Purposes, superior Limitations only excepted, as the grand Director of Devils, (The Devil properly so call’d guides them;) and be the Subject or the Object what it will, that is to say, be the Person they are sent to, or into, as above, who it will, and the Business the Messenger is to do what it will, they are sufficiently qualified; for this is a Particular to Satan’s Messengers or Agents, that they are not like us humane Devils here in the World, some bred up one Way, some another, some of one Trade, some of another, and consequently some fit for some Business, some for another, some good for something, and some good for nothing, but his People are every one fit for every Thing, can find their Way every where, and are a Match for every Body they are sent to; in a Word, there are no foolish Devils, they are all fully qualified for their Employment, fit for any thing he sets them about, and very seldom mistake their Errand or fail in the Business they are sent to do.

These, since they share the same spirited nature as him and are therefore invisible like him, except as mentioned above, are always ready to be sent to and into any such person, and[Pg 227] for such purposes, with only superior limitations excluded, as the grand overseer of Devils (The Devil, properly called, guides them); regardless of whether the subject or object is involved, that is to say, whether it’s the person they’re sent to, or into, as noted above, and whatever the task the messenger is meant to do, they are more than qualified. This is a key feature of Satan’s messengers or agents: they aren’t like us human Devils in the world, where some are raised one way, some another, some trained in one trade, some in another, and thus some are suited for certain tasks while others are not so useful. But his agents are all capable of everything, can navigate anywhere, and are a perfect match for anyone they’re sent to; in short, there are no foolish Devils; they are all fully equipped for their roles, ready for whatever he assigns them, and they rarely make mistakes or fail at the tasks they are given.

Nor is it strange at all, that the Devil should have such a numberless Train of Deputy Devils to act under him; for it must be acknowledged he has a great deal of Business upon his Hands, a vast deal of Work to do, abundance of public Affairs under his Direction, and an infinite Variety of particular Cases always before him; for Example.

Nor is it surprising at all that the Devil has so many Deputy Devils working for him; he clearly has a lot on his plate, tons of tasks to handle, many public issues under his control, and an endless array of specific cases to address; for example.

How many Governments in the World are wholly in his Administration? how many Divans and great Councils under his Direction? nay, I believe, ’twould be hard to prove that there is or has been one Council of State in the World for many hundred Years past, down to the Year 1713, (we don’t pretend to come nearer home) where the Devil by himself, or his Agents in one Shape or another, has not sat as a Member, if not taken the Chair.

How many governments around the world are completely under his control? How many councils and major assemblies are directed by him? In fact, I think it would be difficult to prove that there has been a single state council anywhere in the world for the last several hundred years, up to the year 1713 (we won't try to get closer to home) where the Devil, either on his own or through his agents in one form or another, hasn’t been a member, if not taken the lead.

[Pg 228]And tho’ some learn’d Authors may dispute this Point with me, by giving some Examples where the Councils of Princes have been acted by a better Hand, and where Things have been carried against Satan’s Interest, and even to his great Mortification, it amounts to no more than this; namely, that in such Cases the Devil has been out-voted; but it does not argue but he might have been present there, and have push’d his Interest as far as he could, only that he had not the Success he expected; for I don’t pretend to say that he has never been disappointed; but those Examples are so rare, and of so small Signification, that when I come to the Particulars, as I shall do in the Sequel of this History, you will find them hardly worth naming; and that, take it one Time with another, the Devil has met with such a Series of Success in all his Affairs, and has so seldom been baulk’d; and where he has met with a little Check in his Politicks, has notwithstanding, so soon and so easily recover’d himself, regain’d his lost Ground, or replac’d himself in another Country when he has been supplanted in one, that his Empire is far from being lessen’d in the World, for the last thousand Years of the Christian Establishment.

[Pg 228]And although some learned authors might argue with me by presenting cases where the councils of princes have acted with more skill, and where actions have been taken against Satan's interests, even leading to his significant disappointment, it really boils down to this: in those instances, the Devil was simply outvoted. This doesn’t mean he wasn’t there trying to assert his interests; he just didn’t succeed as he hoped. I’m not claiming he has never faced setbacks, but those examples are so rare and insignificant that when I get into the details, as I will in the following parts of this history, you’ll see they’re hardly worth mentioning. Overall, the Devil has maintained a consistent track record of success in his endeavors and is rarely thwarted. Even when he faces minor setbacks in his strategies, he quickly and easily bounces back, recovers his lost ground, or reestablishes himself in another region if he’s been pushed out of one, so his influence remains substantial in the world, especially over the last thousand years since the establishment of Christianity.

Suppose we take an Observation from the Beginning of Luther, or from the Year 1420, and call the Reformation a Blow to the Devil’s Kingdom, which before that was come to such a Height in Christendom, that ’tis a Question not yet thorowly decided, whether that Medley of Superstition and horrible Heresies, that Mass of Enthusiam and Idols call’d the Catholick Hierarchy, was a Church of God or a Church of the Devil; whether it was an Assembly of Saints or a Synagogue of Satan: I say, take that Time to be the Epocha of Satan’s Declension and of [Pg 229]Lucifer’s falling from Heaven, that is, from the Top of his terrestrial Glory, yet whether he did not gain in the Defection of the Greek Church about that Time and since, as much as he lost in the Reformation of the Roman, is what Authors are not yet agreed about, not reckoning what he has regain’d since of the Ground which he had lost even by the Reformation, (viz.) the Countries of the Duke of Savoy’s Dominion, where the Reformation is almost eaten out by Persecution; the whole Valtoline and some adjacent Countries; the whole Kingdom of Poland and almost all Hungary; for since the last War the Reformation, as it were, lies gasping for Breath, and expiring in that Country, also several large Provinces in Germany, as Austria, Carinthia, and the whole Kingdom of Bohemia, where the Reformation once powerfully planted, receiv’d its Death’s Wound at the Battle of Prague, Ann. 1627, and languish’d but a very little while, died and was buried, and good King Popery reign’d in its stead.

Suppose we take a look at the start of Luther, or the year 1420, and consider the Reformation a major hit to the Devil's Kingdom, which had reached such heights in Christendom that it’s still unclear whether that mix of superstition and terrible heresies, that mass of enthusiasm and idols called the Catholic Hierarchy, was a true Church of God or a Church of the Devil; whether it was a gathering of Saints or a Synagogue of Satan. I suggest we take that time as the epoch of Satan’s decline and of [Pg 229]Lucifer’s falling from Heaven, meaning from the peak of his earthly glory. Yet, whether he gained back as much during the defection of the Greek Church around that time and afterward as he lost in the Reformation of the Roman, is still a matter of debate among authors. This doesn’t even consider what he has regained since the ground he lost during the Reformation, such as the territories of the Duke of Savoy where the Reformation has nearly been wiped out by persecution; the entire Valtoline area and some neighboring countries; all of Poland and nearly all of Hungary; since the last war, the Reformation there is, so to speak, gasping for breath, nearing its end. Several large provinces in Germany, like Austria, Carinthia, and all of Bohemia, where the Reformation was once strong, received its fatal blow at the Battle of Prague, Ann. 1627, and soon after faded, was buried, and good King Catholicism reigned in its place.

To these Countries thus regain’d to Satan’s infernal Empire, let us add his modern Conquests and the Encroachments he has made upon the Reformation in the present Age, which are, however light we make of them, very considerable (viz.) the Electorate of the Rhine and the Palatinate, the one fallen to the House of Bavaria, and the other to that of Neuburgh, both Popish; the Dutchy of Deux Ponts fallen just now to a popish Branch, the whole Electorate of Saxony fallen under the Power of popish Government by the Apostacy of their Princes, and more likely to follow the Fate of Bohemia, whenever the diligent Devil can bring his new Project in Poland to bear, as ’tis more than probable he will do so some time or other, by the growing Zeal as well as Power of (that House of Bigots) the House of A——.

To these countries reclaimed for Satan's hellish empire, let’s also include his recent conquests and the advances he’s made against the Reformation in our time, which are, however trivial we may think they are, quite significant (for example) the Electorate of the Rhine and the Palatinate, with one now belonging to the House of Bavaria and the other to the House of Neuburgh, both Catholic; the Duchy of Deux Ponts just recently falling to a Catholic branch, the entire Electorate of Saxony now under the control of a Catholic government due to the betrayal of their princes, and more likely to meet the same fate as Bohemia, whenever the persistent Devil can make his new scheme in Poland a reality, which is more than likely to happen eventually, given the increasing zeal and power of that bigoted group, the House of A——.

[Pg 230]But to sum up the dull Story; we must add in the Roll of the Devil’s Conquests, the whole Kingdom of France, where we have in one Year seen, to the immortal Glory of the Devil’s Politicks, that his Measures have prevailed to the total Extirpation of the Protestant Churches without a War; and that Interest which for 200 Years had supported it self in spight of Persecutions, Massacres, five civil Wars and innumerable Battles and Slaughters, at last receiv’d its mortal Wound from its own Champion Henry IV. and sunk into utter Oblivion, by Satan’s most exquisite Management under the Agency of his two prime Ministers Cardinal Richlieu and Lewis the XIV, whom he entirely possess’d.

[Pg 230]To sum up the dull story, we must include in the record of the Devil’s conquests the entire Kingdom of France, where in just one year we’ve witnessed, to the lasting glory of the Devil’s politics, that his strategies led to the complete eradication of the Protestant churches without a war. An interest that had sustained itself for 200 years despite persecutions, massacres, five civil wars, and countless battles and killings ultimately received its fatal blow from its own champion, Henry IV, and faded into total oblivion through Satan’s masterful maneuvers under the influence of his two key ministers, Cardinal Richlieu and Louis XIV, whom he fully possessed.

Thus far we have a melancholy View of the Devil’s new Conquests, and the Ground he has regain’d upon the Reformation, in which his secret Management has been so exquisite, and his Politicks so good, that could he bring but one Thing to pass, which by his own former Mistake, (for the Devil is not infallible) he has rendred impossible, he would bring the Protestant Interest so near its Ruin, that Heaven would be, as it were, put to the Necessity of working by Miracle to prevent it; the Case is thus.

So far, we have a gloomy perspective on the Devil’s new victories and the ground he has regained since the Reformation. His secret tactics have been so clever, and his strategies so effective, that if he could achieve just one thing, which by his own previous mistake (since the Devil is not infallible) he has made impossible, he would put the Protestant cause on the brink of destruction, forcing Heaven, so to speak, to intervene with a miracle to stop it; the situation is as follows.

Antient Historians tell us, and from good Authority, that the Devil finding it for his Interest to bring his favourite Mahomet upon the Stage, and spread the victorious Half-Moon upon the Ruin of the Cross, having with great Success, rais’d first the Saracen Empire, and then the Turkish to such a Height, as that the Name of Christian seemed to be extirpated in those two Quarters of the World, which were then not the greatest only, but by far the most powerful, I mean Asia and Africa; having totally laid wast all those antient and flourishing Churches of Africa, the Labours of[Pg 231] St. Cyprian, Tertullian, St. Augustine, and 670 Christian Bishops and Fathers, who govern’d there at once, also all the Churches of Smyrna, Philadelphia, Ephesus, Sardis, Antioch, Laodicea, and innumerable others in Pontus, Bithynia, and the Provinces of the lesser Asia.

Ancient historians tell us, based on reliable sources, that the Devil found it in his best interest to bring his favorite Mohammed to the forefront and spread the victorious Half-Moon over the ruins of the Cross. He successfully first raised the Saracen Empire and then the Turkish Empire to such heights that the name of Christian seemed to be wiped out in those two parts of the world, which were not only the largest but also the most powerful, namely Asia and Africa. He completely devastated all those ancient and thriving churches of Africa, the works of [Pg 231] St. Cyprian, Tertullian, St. Augustine, and 670 Christian bishops and fathers who governed there at the same time, as well as all the churches in Smyrna, Philadelphia, Ephesus, Sardis, Antioch, Laodicea, and countless others in Pontus, Bithynia, and the provinces of lesser Asia.

The Devil having, I say, finish’d these Conquests so much to his Satisfaction, began to turn his Eyes Northward, and tho’ he had a considerable Interest in the Whore of Babylon, and had brought his Power by the Subjection of the Roman Hierarchy to a great Height, yet finding the Interest of Mahomet most suitable to his devilish Purposes, as most adapted to the Destruction of Mankind, and laying waste the World, he resolv’d to espouse the growing Power of the Turk, and bring him in upon Europe like a Deluge.

The Devil, feeling quite satisfied with his recent victories, began to look north. Even though he had considerable influence over the Whore of Babylon and had significantly increased his power by dominating the Roman hierarchy, he realized that the interests of Mahomet aligned more with his devilish goals, being more suited for the destruction of humanity and devastation of the world. So, he decided to support the rising power of the Turk and unleash him on Europe like a flood.

In order to this, and to make Way for an easy Conquest, like a true Devil he work’d under Ground, and sap’d the Foundation of the Christian Power, by sowing Discord among the reigning Princes of Europe; that so envying one another they might be content to stand still and look on while the Turk devoured them one by one, and at last might swallow them up all.

To achieve this and pave the way for an easy victory, like a true Devil, he worked secretly to undermine the very foundations of Christian power by stirring up conflict among the ruling princes of Europe; so that, envious of one another, they would be satisfied to stand by and watch while the Turk picked them off one by one, eventually consuming them all.

This devilish Policy took to his Heart’s Content; the Christian Princes stood still, stupid, dozing, and unconcern’d, till the Turk conquered Thrace, over-run Servia, Macedonia, Bulgaria, and all the Remains of the Grecian Empire, and at last the Imperial City of Constantinople it self.

This devilish Policy was fulfilled to his Heart’s Content; the Christian Princes just stood there, clueless, dozing off, and indifferent, while the Turk took over Thrace, swept through Servia, Macedonia, Bulgaria, and all the remnants of the Grecian Empire, and finally the Imperial City of Constantinople itself.

Finding this politic Method so well answer his Ends, the Devil, who always improves upon the Success of his own Experiments, resolv’d from that time to lay a Foundation for the making those Divisions and Jealousies of the Christian Princes immortal; whereas they were at[Pg 232] first only personal, and founded in private Quarrels between the Princes respectively; such as Emulation of one another’s Glory, Envy at the extraordinary Valour, or other Merit of this or that Leader, or Revenge of some little Affront; for which notwithstanding, so great was the Piety of Christian Princes in those Days, that they made no Scruple to sacrifice whole Armies, yea, Nations, to their Piques and private Quarrels, a certain Sign whose Management they were under.

Finding this political method so effective for his purposes, the Devil, who always builds on the success of his own experiments, decided from that point to establish a foundation for making the divisions and jealousies among Christian princes everlasting; whereas initially, they stemmed only from personal disputes rooted in private quarrels between the princes themselves. These included emulation of each other's glory, envy regarding the exceptional valor or other merits of this or that leader, or revenge for some minor insult. Nonetheless, the piety of Christian princes in those days was so great that they had no hesitation in sacrificing entire armies, even nations, to their grudges and personal disputes, a certain sign whose management they were under.

These being the Causes by which the Devil first sow’d the Seeds of Mischief among them, and the Success so well answering his Design, he could not but wish to have the same Advantage always ready at his Hand; and therefore he resolv’d to order it so, that these Divisions, which, however useful to him, were only personal, and consequently temporary, like an Annual in the Garden, which must be rais’d anew every Season, might for the future be national, and consequently durable and immortal.

These were the reasons the Devil first planted the seeds of trouble among them, and since the outcome matched his plans so well, he couldn't help but want to have the same opportunity always available. So, he decided to arrange things so that these divisions, which were useful to him but only personal and thus temporary—like an annual plant in the garden that needs to be replanted each season—could become national and, as a result, lasting and eternal.

To this end it was necessary to lay the Foundation of eternal Feud, not in the Humours and Passions of Men only, but in the Interests of Nations: The Way to do this was to form and state the Dominion of those Princes, by such a Plan drawn in Hell, and laid out from a Scheme truly political, of which the Devil was chief Engineer; that the Divisions should always remain, being made a natural Consequence of the Situation of the Country, the Temper of their People, the Nature of their Commerce, the Climate, the Manner of living, or something which should for ever render it impossible for them to unite.

To achieve this, it was essential to establish the foundation of an ongoing conflict, not just in the emotions and passions of individuals but also in the interests of nations. The way to do this was to define and articulate the control of those rulers through a plan created in a hellish environment, designed from a genuinely political scheme, with the Devil as the chief architect; ensuring that divisions would always persist, arising as a natural result of the country's geography, the character of its people, the nature of their trade, the climate, their way of life, or any other factor that would forever make it impossible for them to come together.

This, I say, was a Scheme truly infernal, in which the Devil was as certainly the principal Operator, to illustrate great Things by small, as ever John of Leyden was of the High Dutch Rebellion, or[Pg 233] Sir John B———t of the late Project, called the South-Sea Stock. Nor did this Contrivance of the Devil at all dishonour his Author, or the Success appear unworthy of the Undertaker; for we see it not only answer the End, and made the Turk victorious at the same Time, and formidable to Europe ever after, but it works to this Day, the Foundation of the Divisions remains in all the several Nations, and that to such a Degree that it is impossible they should unite.

This, I say, was a truly evil scheme, where the Devil was definitely the main player, illustrating big ideas through small actions, just like John of Leyden was involved in the High Dutch Rebellion, or [Pg 233] Sir John B———t in the recent venture known as the South-Sea Stock. This plot by the Devil did not reflect poorly on its creator, nor was the outcome unworthy of the effort; it not only achieved its goal but also made the Turk victorious at the same time and a lasting threat to Europe. The effects endure to this day, with the divisions still present in all the different nations to such an extent that unification seems impossible.

This is what I hinted before, in which the Devil was mistaken, and is another instance that he knows nothing of what is to come; for this very Foundation of immortal Jealousy and Discord between the several Nations of Spain, France, Germany, and others, which the Devil himself with so much Policy contriv’d, and which serv’d his Interests so long, is now the only Obstruction to his Designs, and prevents the entire Ruin of the Reformation; for tho’ the reform’d Countries are very Powerful, and some of them, as Great Britain and Prussia is particularly, more powerful than ever; yet it cannot be said that the Protestant Interests in general are stronger than formerly, or so strong as they were in 1623 under the victorious Arms of the Swede; On the other Hand, were it possible that the Popish Powers, to wit, of France, Spain, Germany, Italy and Poland, which are intirely Popish, could heartily unite their Interests, and should join their Powers to attack the Protestants, the latter would find it very difficult, if not impossible, to defend themselves.

This is what I suggested earlier, where the Devil was wrong, and it's another example that he doesn't know anything about what is to come; because this very foundation of endless Jealousy and Discord among the different Nations of Spain, France, Germany, and others, which the Devil cleverly devised and which served his interests for so long, is now the only thing blocking his plans and prevents the complete downfall of the Reformation. Although the reformed countries are very powerful, and some of them, like Great Britain and Prussia, are particularly more powerful than ever, it can't be said that Protestant interests overall are stronger than before, or as strong as they were in 1623 under the triumphant leadership of the Swede. On the other hand, if it were possible for the Catholic Powers, namely France, Spain, Germany, Italy, and Poland, which are entirely Catholic, to genuinely unite their interests and combine their forces to attack the Protestants, the latter would find it very challenging, if not impossible, to defend themselves.

But as fatal as such a Union of the Popish Powers would be, and as useful as it would be to the Devil’s Cause at this time, not the Devil with all his Angels are able to bring it to pass; no, not with all his Craft and Cunning; he divided[Pg 234] them, but he can’t unite them; so that even just as ’tis with Men, so ’tis with Devils, they may do in an Hour what they can’t undo in an Age.

But as deadly as such a union of the Popish Powers would be, and as beneficial as it would be to the Devil’s Cause right now, not even the Devil with all his angels can make it happen; no, not with all his tricks and schemes; he managed to divide[Pg 234] them, but he can’t bring them together; so just like with people, it’s the same with Devils: they can accomplish in an hour what they can’t reverse in a century.

This may comfort those faint-hearted Christians among us, who cry out of the Danger of a religious War in Europe, and what terrible Things will happen when France, and Spain, and Germany, and Italy, and Poland shall all unite; let this Answer satisfy them, The Devil himself can never make France and Spain, or France and the Emperor unite; jarring Humours may be reconcil’d, but jarring Interests never can: They may unite so as to make Peace, tho’ that can hardly be long, but never so as to make Conquests together; they are too much afraid of one another, for one to bear, that any Addition of Strength should come to the other. But this is a Digression. We shall find the Devil mistaken and disappointed too on several other Occasions, as we go along.

This may comfort those timid Christians among us, who are worried about the threat of a religious war in Europe, and what terrible things might happen when France, Spain, Germany, Italy, and Poland all come together; let this answer reassure them: The Devil himself can never make France and Spain, or France and the Emperor unite; conflicting feelings can be reconciled, but conflicting interests never can. They may come together to establish peace, though that won't last long, but they will never unite to conquer together; they are far too wary of each other for anyone to accept that any increase in strength should benefit the other side. But this is a digression. We will find the Devil mistaken and disappointed on several other occasions as we proceed.

I return to Satan’s Interest in the several Governments and Nations, by vertue of his Invisibility, and which he carries on by Possession; ’tis by this Invisibility that he presides in all the Councils of foreign Powers, (for we never mean our own, that we always premise;) and what tho’ it is alledged by the Criticks, that he does not preside, because there is always a President; I say, if he is not in the President’s Chair, yet if he be in the President himself, the Difference is not much; and if he does not vote as a Counsellor, if he votes in the Counsellor, ’tis much the same; and here, as it was in the Story of Ahab the King of Israel, as he was a lying Spirit in the Mouths of all his Prophets, so we find him a Spirit of some particular evil Quality or other, in all the Transactions and Transactors on that Stage of Life we call the State.

I’m returning to Satan’s interest in various governments and nations, using his invisibility, which he exercises through possession. It’s this invisibility that allows him to influence all the councils of foreign powers (not our own, as we always clarify); and although critics argue that he doesn’t preside because there’s always a president, I say that even if he’s not sitting in the president’s chair, if he’s inside the president himself, the difference is minimal. And even if he doesn’t vote as a counselor, if he’s influencing the counselor, it’s pretty much the same. Just as in the story of Ahab, the King of Israel, who had a lying spirit in the mouths of all his prophets, we find him as a spirit of some particular evil nature in all the dealings and players on that stage of life we call the state.

[Pg 235]Thus he was a dissembling Spirit in Char. IX. a turbulent Spirit in Char. V. Emperors; a bigotted Spirit of Fire and Faggot in our Queen Mary; an apostate Spirit in Hen. IV.; a cruel Spirit in Peter of Castile; a revengeful Spirit in Ferdinand II.; a Phaeton in Lewis XIV.; a Sardanapalus in C——— II.

[Pg 235]So he was a deceitful spirit in Char. IX, a disruptive spirit in Char. V. Emperors; a fanatical spirit of fire and torture during our Queen Mary; a treacherous spirit in Hen. IV.; a ruthless spirit in Peter of Castile; a vengeful spirit in Ferdinand II.; a Phaeton in Lewis XIV.; a Sardanapalus in C——— II.

In the Great Men of the World, take them a degree lower than the Class of Crown’d Heads, he has the same secret Influence; and hence it comes to pass, that the greatest Heroes, and Men of the highest Character for Atchievements of Glory, either by their Virtue or Valour, however they have been crowned with Victories, and elevated by human Tongues, whatever the most consummate Virtues or good Qualities they have been known by, yet they have always had some Devil or other in them to preserve Satan’s Claim to them uninterrupted, and prevent their Escape out of his Hands; thus we have seen a bloody Devil in a D’Alva; a profligate Devil in a Buckingham; a lying, artful, or politick Devil in a Richlieu; a treacherous Devil in a Mazarin; a cruel, merciless Devil in a Cortez; a debauch’d Devil in an Eugene; a conjuring Devil in a Luxemburg; and a covetous Devil in a M————h: In a word, tell me the Man, I tell you the Spirit that reign’d in him.

In the Great Men of the World, below the Class of Crowned Heads, he has the same secret Influence; and this is why the greatest Heroes, and Men known for their Achievements of Glory, whether through their Virtue or Valor, even with their victories and praise from others, regardless of the most exceptional Virtues or good Qualities they are recognized for, still have had some kind of Devil within them to maintain Satan’s hold on them and prevent their escape from his grip; thus we have seen a bloody Devil in a D’Alva; a profligate Devil in a Buckingham; a deceitful, crafty, or manipulative Devil in a Richlieu; a treacherous Devil in a Mazarin; a cruel, merciless Devil in a Cortez; a debauched Devil in an Eugene; a conjuring Devil in a Luxemburg; and a greedy Devil in a M————h: In short, tell me the Man, and I’ll tell you the Spirit that dominated him.

Nor does he thus carry on his secret Management by Possession in Men of the first Magnitude only, but have you not had Evidences of it among our selves? how has he been a lying Spirit in the Mouths of our Prophets, a factious Spirit in the Heads of our Politicians, a profuse Devil in a B——s, a corrupt Devil in M——, a proud Spirit in my Lord Plausible, a bullying Spirit in my Lord Bugbear, a talkative Spirit in his Grace the D—— of Rattle-hall, a scribling Spirit in my[Pg 236] Lord H———, a run-away Spirit in my Lord Frightful; and so thro’ a long Roll of Heroes, whose exceeding, and particular Qualifications proclaim loudly what Handle the Devil took them by, and how fast he held them; for these were all Men of ancient Fame, I hope you know that.

He doesn’t just manage his secret influence over the most important people, but haven't you seen evidence of it among us? He has been a lying spirit in the mouths of our prophets, a divisive spirit in the minds of our politicians, a flashy Devil in a B——s, a corrupt Devil in M——, a arrogant spirit in my Lord Plausible, a bullying spirit in my Lord Bugbear, a chatty spirit in his Grace the D—— of Rattle-hall, a scribbling spirit in my[Pg 236] Lord H———, a runaway spirit in my Lord Frightful; and the list goes on with many heroes, whose outstanding and unique qualities clearly show what grip the Devil had on them and how tightly he held on; for these were all men of ancient fame, I hope you understand that.

From Men of Figure, we descend to the Mob, and ’tis there the same thing; Possession, like the Plague, is Morbus Plebæi; not a Family but he is a Spirit of Strife and Contention among them; not a Man but he has a Part in him; he is a drunken Devil in one, a whoring Devil in another, a thieving Devil in a third, a lying Devil in the fourth, and so on, to a thousand, and a hundred thousand, ad infinitum.

From Men of Influence, we move down to the Crowd, and it’s the same there; Possession, like an epidemic, is Morbus Plebæi; every Family has a Spirit of Strife and Conflict among them; no Man exists without having a Vice in him; he’s a drunken Devil in one case, a cheating Devil in another, a thieving Devil in a third, a lying Devil in the fourth, and so on, to infinity.

Nay, even the Ladies have their Share in the Possession; and if they have not the Devil in their Heads, or in their Tails, in their Faces or their Tongues, it must be some poor despicable She-devil that Satan did not think it worth his while to meddle with; and the Number of those that are below his Operation, I doubt is very small. But that Part I have much more to say to in its Place.

Nay, even the ladies have their share in the possession; and if they don’t have the Devil in their heads, or in their tails, in their faces or their tongues, it must be some pitiful she-devil that Satan didn’t think was worth his time to mess with; and the number of those who are beneath his influence, I doubt is very small. But I have much more to say about that part in its place.

From Degrees of Persons, to Professions and Employments, ’tis the same; we find the Devil is a true Posture-master, he assumes any Dress, appears in any Shape, counterfeits every Voice, acts upon every Stage; here he wears a Gown, there a long Robe; here he wears the Jack-Boots, there the Small-Sword; is here an Enthusiast, there a Buffoon; on this Side he acts the Mountebank, on that Side the Merry-Andrew; nothing comes amiss to him, from the Great Mogul, to the Scaramouch; the Devil is in them, more or less, and plays his Game so well that he makes sure Work with ’em all: He knows where the Common Foible lies, which is Universal Passion,[Pg 237] what Handle to take hold of every Man by, and how to cultivate his Interest so, as not to fail of his End, or mistake the Means.

From social ranks to job titles, it's the same; we see that the Devil is a true master of disguise—he takes on any outfit, appears in any form, mimics every voice, and performs on every stage. Here he’s in a gown, there he wears a long robe; here he’s in jack-boots, there he has a small sword; here he’s an Enthusiast, there he’s a Buffoon; on one side he plays the Mountebank, on the other, the Merry-Andrew; nothing is out of his reach, from the Great Mogul to the Scaramouch; the Devil is in them all, to varying degrees, and plays his game so skillfully that he controls them completely. He knows where the Common Foible lies, which is the Global Passion,[Pg 237] how to grab hold of each person, and how to nurture their interests in such a way that he never misses his mark or misjudges the methods.

How then can it be deny’d but that his acting thus in tenebris, and keeping out of the sight of the World, is abundantly his Interest, and that he could do nothing, comparatively speaking, by any other Method?

How can it be denied that his acting like this in tenebris and staying out of the public eye is clearly in his best interest, and that he couldn't achieve as much through any other method?

What would this publick Appearance have signified? Who would have entertain’d him in his own proper Shape and Person? Even B—— B—— himself, tho’ all the World knows him to have a foolish Devil in him, would not have been Fool enough to have taken him into his Service, if he had known him: And my Lord Simpleton also, who Satan has set up for a cunning Fool, seems to have it sit much better upon him now he passes for a Fool of Art, than it should have done if the naked Devil had come and challenged him for a Fool in Nature.

What would this public appearance have meant? Who would have accepted him in his true form? Even B—— B—— himself, though everyone knows he has a foolish Devil inside him, wouldn’t have been foolish enough to hire him if he’d known. And my Lord Simpleton, who Satan has set up as a clever fool, seems to wear the role much better now that he’s seen as a fool of art, rather than if the bare Demon had come and challenged him as a fool by nature.

Infinite Variety illustrate the Devil’s Reign among the Sons of Men; all which he manages with admirable Dexterity, and a Slight particular to himself, by the mere Advantage of his present conceal’d Situation, and which, had he been obliged to have appear’d in Publick, had been all lost, and he capable of just nothing at all, or at least of nothing more than the other ordinary Politicians of Wickedness could have done without him.

Infinite Variety illustrates the Devil’s control over mankind; he handles it all with remarkable skill and a unique style that belongs solely to him, thanks to his current hidden position. If he had been forced to show himself publicly, everything would have been lost, and he would be capable of nothing at all, or at least nothing more than any other common politicians of evil could have done without him.

Now, Authors are much divided as to the manner how the Devil manages his proper Instruments for Mischief; for Satan has a great many Agents in the Dark, who neither have the Devil in them, nor are they much acquainted with him, and yet he serves himself of them, whether of their Folly, or of that other Frailty call’d Wit, ’tis all one, he makes them do his Work, when[Pg 238] they think they are doing their own; nay, so cunning is he in his guiding the weak Part of the World, that even when they think they are serving God, they are doing nothing less or more than serving the Devil; nay, ’tis some of the nicest Part of his Operation, to make them believe they are serving God, when they do his Work. Thus those who the Scripture foretold should persecute Christ’s Church in the latter Days, were to think they do God good Service: Thus the Inquisition, (for Example,) it may be, at this time, in all the acts of Christian Cruelty which they are so famous for (if any of them are ignorant enough not to know that they are Devils incarnate) they may, for ought we know, go on for God’s sake; torture, murther, starve to Death, mangle and macerate, and all for God, and God’s Catholic Church; and ’tis certainly the Devil’s Master-piece to bring Mankind to such a Perfection of Devilism as that of the Inquisition is; for if the Devil had not been in them, could they christen such a Hell-fire Judicature as the Inquisition is, by the Name of the Holy Office? And so in Paganism, how could so many Nations among the poor Indians offer human Sacrifices to their Idols, and murther thousands of Men, Women and Children, to appease this God of the Air, when he is angry, if the Devil did not act in them under the Vizor of Devotion?

Now, authors are quite divided on how the Devil works through his instruments for mischief. Satan has many agents in the shadows who don’t have the Demon within them and aren’t really familiar with him, yet he still uses them. Whether it’s their foolishness or that other weakness called wit, it doesn’t matter—he makes them do his bidding while they think they’re acting on their own. In fact, he’s so clever in guiding the weak parts of the world that even when they believe they are serving God, they’re actually doing nothing less than serving the Devil. It’s one of his most skillful tricks to make people think they’re serving God while doing his work. Thus, those who Scripture predicted would persecute Christ’s Church in later days will think they’re doing God good service. For example, the Inquisition, at this time, might continue its notorious acts of Christian cruelty (if any of them are ignorant enough not to realize they are Devils incarnate), and they might, for all we know, think they are doing it for God’s sake—torturing, murdering, starving to death, mutilating, and all in the name of God and God’s Catholic Church. It is certainly the Devil’s masterpiece to lead humanity to such a perfected form of devilry as that represented by the Inquisition; for if the Devil had not been in them, could they really name such a hellish tribunal as the Inquisition the Holy Office? Similarly, in paganism, how could so many nations among the poor Indians offer human sacrifices to their idols and murder thousands of men, women, and children to appease this god of the air when he gets angry, if the Devil wasn’t acting in them under the guise of devotion?

But we need not go to America, or to the Inquisition, not to Paganism or to Popery either, to look for People that are sacrificing to the Devil, or that give their Peace-offerings to him, while they are offer’d upon God’s Altar; are not our Churches (ay, and Meeting-houses too, as much as they pretend to be more sanctified than their Neighbours) full of Devil Worshipers? Where do his Devotees gratulate one another, and[Pg 239] congratulate him, more than at Church? where, while they hold up their Hands, and turn up their Eyes towards Heaven, they make all their Vows to Satan, or at least to the fair Devils his Representatives, which I shall speak of in their Place.

But we don’t need to go to America, or the Inquisition, or Paganism, or Popery, to find people who are sacrificing to the Devil, or giving their Peace offerings to him while they’re offered on God’s altar. Aren’t our Churches (and Meeting houses too, even though they claim to be more holy than their neighbors) full of Devil Worshipers? Where do his followers celebrate each other and[Pg 239] congratulate him more than at Church? There, while they lift their hands and turn their eyes towards Heaven, they make all their vows to Satan, or at least to the pretty Devils that represent him, which I will address in their context.

Do not the Sons of God make Assignations with the Daughters of Men in the very House of Worship? Do they not talk to them in the Language of the Eyes? And what is at the Bottom of it, while one Eye is upon the Prayer-book, and the other adjusting their Dress? Are they not sacrificing to Venus and Mercury, nay, and the very Devil they dress at?

Do the Sons of God not arrange meetings with the Daughters of Men right in the House of Worship? Do they not speak to them with their eyes? And what lies beneath it all, while one eye is focused on the prayer book and the other is fixing their outfit? Are they not worshiping Venus and Mercury, and even the very Devil they are dressing for?

Let any Man impartially survey the Church-Gestures, the Air, the Postures and the Behaviour; let him keep an exact Roll, and if I do not shew him two Devil Worshipers for one true Saint, then the Word Saint must have another Signification than I ever yet understood it by.

Let anyone take a fair look at the church gestures, the atmosphere, the postures, and the behavior; let them keep a careful record, and if I don't show them two Devil worshipers for every true saint, then the word Saint must mean something entirely different than I ever understood it to be.

The Church (as a Place) is the Receptacle of the Dead, as well as the Assembly of the Living; what relates to those below, I doubt Satan, if he would be so kind, could give a better Account of than I can; but as to the Superficies, I pretend to so much Penetration as to tell you, that there are more Spectres, more Apparitions always there, than you that know nothing of the matter may be aware of.

The Church is a place for the dead and a gathering spot for the living. When it comes to those who have passed away, I doubt Satan could offer a clearer explanation than I can. However, regarding what’s on the surface, I can tell you that there are more ghosts and apparitions present than you might realize.

I happen’d to be at an eminent Place of God’s most devout Worship the other Day, with a Gentleman of my Acquaintance, who, I observed, minded very little the Business he ought to come about; first I saw him always busy staring about him and bowing this Way and that Way, nay, he made two or three bows and Scrapes when he was repeating the Responses to the Ten Commandments, and assure you he made it correspond strangely, so that the Harmony was not so broken[Pg 240] in upon as you would expect it should; thus; Lord, and a Bow to a fine Lady just come up to her Seat, have Mercy upon us; —— three Bows to a Throng of Ladies that came into the next Pew altogether, and incline —— then stop’d to make a great Scrape to my Lord ——, our Hearts, just then the Hearts of all the Church were gone off from the Subject, for the Response was over, so he huddled up the rest in Whispers, for God a Mighty could hear him well enough, he said, nay, as well as if he had spoken as loud as his Neighbours did.

I happened to be at a well-known place of worship recently, with a gentleman I know, who, I noticed, seemed to pay very little attention to why he was there. First, I saw him constantly looking around and bowing in different directions. In fact, he made two or three bows and curtsies while repeating the responses to the Ten Commandments. I can assure you, he made it work in a strange way so that the harmony wasn’t as disrupted as you might expect. For instance, he bowed and said, Lord, to a lovely lady who just arrived at her seat, then said, have Mercy upon us; followed by three bows to a group of ladies who came into the next pew together, and incline — then he paused to make a big curtsy to my lord —, our Hearts. At that moment, the attention of everyone in the church shifted away from the words, since the response was over, so he rushed through the rest in whispers, for God Almighty could hear him just fine, he said, even as well as if he had spoken as loudly as his neighbors did.[Pg 240]

After we were come home, I ask’d him what he meant by all this, and what he thought of it?

After we got home, I asked him what he meant by all this and what he thought about it.

How could I help it, said he, I must not be rude.

How could I help it, he said, I shouldn’t be rude.

What, says I, rude to who?

What, says I, rude to whom?

Why, says he, there came in so many she Devils I could not help it.

Why, he says, so many women came in like Devils that I couldn't help it.

What, said I, could not you help bowing when you were saying your Prayers?

What, I said, couldn’t you help but bow when you were saying your prayers?

O Sir! says he, the Ladies would have thought I had slighted them, I could not avoid it.

O Sir! says he, the ladies would have thought I had ignored them; I couldn't help it.

Ladies! said I, I thought you call’d them Devils just now.

Ladies! said I, I thought you just called them Devils.

Ay, ay, Devils, said he, little charming Devils, but I must not be rude to them however.

Ay, ay, Devils, he said, little charming Devils, but I must not be rude to them, though.

Very well, said I, then you would be rude to God a Mighty, because you could not be rude to the Devil?

Very well, said I, so you would be disrespectful to God Almighty, because you couldn't be disrespectful to the Devil?

Why that’s true, said he, but what can we do? there’s no going to Church as the Case stands now, if we must not worship the Devil a little between whiles.

Why that's true, he said, but what can we do? There's no going to church the way things are now, if we can't worship the Devil a little every now and then.

This is the Case indeed, and Satan carries his Point on every Hand; for if the fair speaking World, and the fair looking World are generally Devils, that is to say, are in his Management,[Pg 241] we are sure the foul speaking and the foul doing World are all on his Side, and you have then only the fair-doing Part of the World that are out of his Class, and when we speak of them, O how few!

This is definitely the case, and Satan wins in every direction; because if the charming words and the attractive appearances in the world are usually Devils, meaning they are under his control,[Pg 241] we can be certain that the ugly words and the awful actions are completely on his side, leaving only the genuinely good part of the world outside his influence, and when we talk about them, O how few!

But I return to the Devil’s managing our wicked Part, for this he does with most exquisite Subtilty; and this is one Part of it, (viz.) he thrusts our Vices into our Virtues, by which he mixes the Clean and the Unclean, and thus by the Corruption of the one, poisons and debauches the other, so that the Slave he governs cannot account for his own common Actions, and is fain to be oblig’d to his Maker to accept of the Heart without the Hands and Feet; to take, as we vulgarly express it, the Will for the Deed, and if Heaven was not so good to come into that half in half Service, I don’t see but the Devil would carry away all his Servants: Here indeed I should enter into a long Detail of involuntary Wickedness, which in short, is neither more or less than the Devil in every Body, ay, in every one of you, (our Governors excepted) take it as you please.

But I return to the Devil managing our wicked side, which he does with the utmost subtlety; and this is one part of it, (viz.) he mixes our vices with our virtues, blending the clean with the unclean, so that the corruption of one poisons and corrupts the other. As a result, the person he controls can’t make sense of their own actions and ends up relying on their Creator to accept a heart that doesn't match their actions; to take, as we commonly say, the Will for the Deed. If Heaven weren't so forgiving in accepting that half-hearted service, I don't know how the Devil wouldn’t end up winning all his followers. Here, I could go into a long discussion about involuntary wickedness, which is, in short, nothing more than the Devil in everyone, yes, in each of you, (except for our leaders), take it however you want.

What is our Language when we look back with Reflection and Reproach on past Follies? I think I was bewitch’d, I was posses’d, certainly the Devil was in me, or else I had never been such a Sot: Devil in you, Sir! Ay, who doubts it; you may be sure the Devil was in you, and there he is still, and next Time he can catch you in the same Snare, you’ll be just the same Sot that you say you were before.

What do we call our Language when we look back with Reflection and Regret on our past mistakes? I think I was under a spell, I was possessed, there must have been a devil inside me, or I would never have been such a fool: Devil inside you, Sir! Of course, who doubts it; you can be sure the Devil was in you, and there he is still, and the next time he catches you in the same trap, you’ll be just as much of a foolish as you say you were before.

In short, the Devil is too cunning for us, and manages us his own Way; he governs the Vices of Men by his own Methods; tho’ every Crime will not make a Man a Devil, yet it must be owned that every Crime puts the Criminal in some Measure into the Devil’s Power, gives him a Title[Pg 242] to the Man, and he treats him magisterially ever after.

In short, the Devil is too clever for us and controls us in his own way; he manages people's vices using his own methods. While not every crime turns a person into a Devil, it’s true that every crime puts the criminal somewhat in the Devil’s grasp, giving him a claim[Pg 242] over the person, and he treats them with authority from then on.

Some tell us every single Man, every individual has a Devil attending him, to execute the Orders of the (Grand Signior) Devil of the whole Clan; that this attending evil Angel, for so he is call’d, sees every Step you take, is with you in every Action, prompts you to every Mischief, and leaves you to do every Thing that is pernicious to your self; they also alledge that there is a good Spirit which attends him too, which latter is always accessary to every Thing that we do that is good, and reluctant to evil; If this is true, how comes it to pass that those two opposite Spirits do not quarrel about it when they are pressing us to contrary Actions, one good and the other evil? and why does the evil tempting Spirit so often prevail? Instead of answering this difficult Question, I shall only tell you, as to this Story of good and evil Angels attending every particular Person, ’tis a good Allegory indeed to represent the Struggle in the Mind of Man between good and evil Inclinations; but as to the rest, the best Thing I can say of it is, that I think ’tis a Fib.

Some people say that every single person has a Devil watching over them, carrying out the orders of the (Grand Signior) Devil of the whole group; this attending evil Angel, as he's called, sees every step you take, is with you in every action, encourages you to do wrong, and lets you do things that are harmful to yourself. They also claim there's a good spirit that accompanies each person as well, which helps with everything we do that's good and resists the bad. If this is true, why don’t these two opposing spirits fight when they’re pushing us to do opposite things—one good and one bad? And why does the evil tempting spirit often win? Instead of trying to answer this tough question, I'll just say that the idea of good and evil angels attending each person is a good metaphor for the struggle in our minds between good and bad urges; but as for the rest, the best thing I can say is, that I think it’s a lie.

But to take Things as they are, and only talk by way of natural Consequence, for to argue from Nature is certainly the best Way to find out the Devil’s Story; if there are good and evil Spirits attending us, that is to say, a good Angel and a Devil, then ’tis no unjust Reproach upon any Body to say, when they follow the Dictates of the latter, the Devil is in them; or they are Devils; nay, I must carry it farther still, namely, that as the Generality and greatest Number of People do follow and obey the evil Spirit and not the good, and that the predominate Power is allowed to be the nominating Power; you must then allow, that in short, the greater Part of[Pg 243] Mankind has the Devil in them, and so I come to my Text.

But to take things as they are and just talk about natural consequences, arguing from nature is definitely the best way to uncover the Devil’s story. If there are both good and evil spirits around us, meaning a good angel and a Devil, then it’s not unfair to say about someone that when they follow the dictates of the latter, the Devil is in them; or they are Devils. In fact, I have to go even further, specifically that since most people tend to follow and obey the evil spirit rather than the good one, and since the predominant power is seen as the deciding power, you have to accept that in essence, the majority of[Pg 243] humanity has the Devil in them, and that's how I reach my main point.

To this Purpose give me leave to borrow a few Lines of a Friend on this very Part of the Devil’s Management.

To this end, let me take a moment to share some thoughts from a friend about this aspect of the Devil's schemes.

To Places and Persons he suits his Disguises,
And dresses up all his Banditti,
Who as Pickpockets flock to a Country Assizes,
Croud up to the Court and the City.

They’re at every Elbow and every Ear,
And ready at every call, Sir;
The vigilant Scout plants his Agents about,
And has something to do with us all, Sir.

In some he has Part, and in some he’s the Whole,
And of some (like the Vicar of Baddow)
It can neither be said they have Body or Soul,
But only are Devils in Shadow.

The Pretty and Witty, are Devils in Masque,
The Beauties are meer Apparitions;
The homely alone by their Faces are known,
And the Good by their ugly Conditions.

The Beaus walk about like the Shadows of Men.
And wherever he leads ’em they follow,
But tak’em and shak’em, there’s not one in ten
But’s as light as a Feather and hollow.

Thus all his Affairs he drives on in Disguise,
And he tickles Mankind with a Feather:
Creeps in at our Ears, and looks out at our Eyes,
And jumbles our Senses together.
[Pg 244]
He raises the Vapours, and prompts the Desires,
And to ev’ry dark Deed holds the Candle;
The Passions enflames and the Appetite fires,
And takes ev’ry Thing by the Handle.

Thus he walks up and down in compleat Masquerade,
And with every Company mixes,
Sells in every Shop, works at every Trade,
And ev’ry Thing doubtful perplexes.

To places and people, he adapts his disguises,
And outfits all his gang,
Who, like pickpockets, flock to a local court,
Gathering in the courthouse and the city.

They’re at every elbow and every ear,
And ready for any call, sir;
The watchful scout positions his agents around,
And it has something to do with all of us, sir.

In some he has a part, and in others, he’s the whole,
And for some people (like the vicar of Baddow)
It can’t be said they have body or soul,
But are just devils in the shadows.

The pretty and witty are devils in disguise,
The beauties are just illusions;
The plain are recognized by their faces,
The good are recognized by their difficult circumstances.

The handsome walk around like shadows of men.
And wherever he takes them, they go.
But take them and shake them, there’s not one in ten
That's not as light and hollow as a feather.

Thus, he runs all his affairs in disguise,
And he playfully taunts humanity with a feather:
Creeps in at our ears, and looks out at our eyes,
And scrambles our senses.
[Pg 244]
He raises the vapors and stirs desires,
And for every wrong action, he holds the light;
He inflames passions and ignites appetites,
And handles everything.

Thus, he wanders around in complete masquerade,
And connects with every company,
Sells in every shop, works at every trade,
And complicates everything ambiguous.

 

How Satan comes by this governing Influence in the Minds and upon the Actions of Men, is a Question I am not yet come to, nor indeed does it so particularly belong to the Devil’s History, it seems rather a Polemick, so it may pass at School among the Metaphysicks, and puzzle the Heads of our Masters; wherefore I think to write to the learned Dr. B—— about it, imploring his most sublime Haughtiness, that when his other more momentous Avocations of Pedantry and Pedagogism will give him an Interval from Wrath and Contention, he will set apart a Moment to consider human Nature Deviliz’d, and give us a Mathematical Anatomical Description of it; with a Map of Satan’s Kingdom in the Microcosm of Mankind, and such other Illuminations as to him and his Contemporaries —— and, —— &c. in their great Wisdom shall seem meet.

How Satan gains his control over people's thoughts and actions is a question I haven't tackled yet, and honestly, it doesn't fit neatly into the Devil's story; it seems more like a debate topic that could confuse our teachers in metaphysics class. So, I'm thinking of writing to the esteemed Dr. B——, asking his lofty wisdom to take a moment, when he has a break from his more momentous academic duties and arguments, to consider human nature influenced by the Devil. I’d love for him to provide a detailed analysis, along with a map of Satan’s domain within humankind, and any other insights his knowledge and that of his peers— and, —&c. — might deem appropriate.

 

 


Chap. V.

Of the Devil’s Management in the Pagan Hierarchy by Omens, Entrails, Augurs, Oracles, and such like Pageantry of Hell; and how they went off the Stage at last by the Introduction of true Religion.

Of the Devil’s Management in the Pagan Hierarchy through Omens, Entrails, Augurs, Oracles, and other similar Spectacles of Hell; and how they finally exited the Stage with the Arrival of true Religion.

I have adjourn’d, not finished, my Account of the Devil’s secret Management by Possession, and shall reassume it, in its Place; but I must take leave to mention some other Parts of his retir’d Scheme, by which he has hitherto manag’d Mankind, and the first of these is by that Fraud of all Frauds call’d Oracle.

I have paused, not completed, my Account of the Devil’s secret Management through Possession, and will pick it up again in its spot; but I need to mention some other aspects of his hidden plan, through which he has so far controlled humanity, and the first of these is that Deception of all Deceptions called Oracle.

Here his Trumpet yielded an uncertain Sound for some Ages, and like what he was, and according to what he practised from the Beginning, he deliver’d out Falshood and Delusion by Retale: The Priests of Apollo acted this Farce for him to a great Nicety at Delphos; there were divers others at the same Time, and some, which to give the Devil his due, he had very little Hand in, as we shall see presently.

Here his trumpet gave an uncertain sound for some ages, and just as he was and according to what he practiced from the beginning, he delivered lies and deception in bulk. The priests of Apollo performed this farce for him quite well at Delphos; there were several others at the same time, and some, to give the devil his due, he had very little involvement in, as we will see shortly.

There were also some smaller, some greater, some more, some less famous Places where those Oracles were seated, and Audience given to the Enquirers, in all which the Devil, or some Body for him, Permissu Superiorum, for either vindictive or other hidden Ends and Purposes, was allow’d to make at least a Pretension to the Knowledge of Things to come; but, as publick Cheats generally do, they acted in Masquerade, and gave such uncertain and inconsistent Responses, that they were oblig’d[Pg 246] to use the utmost Art to reconcile Events to the Prediction, even after things were come to pass.

There were various locations, some smaller and some larger, some more famous and some less, where those Oracles were positioned, and people were given an audience to ask their questions. In all these places, the Devil, or someone acting on his behalf, Permissu Superiorum, was allowed to at least pretend to know things that would happen in the future for either revenge or other hidden reasons. However, like most public deceivers, they operated in disguise and provided such uncertain and inconsistent answers that they had to use all their skills to twist events to match their predictions, even after the events had already occurred.[Pg 246]

Here the Devil was a lying Spirit, in a particular and extraordinary manner, in the Mouths of all the Prophets; and yet he had the Cunning to express himself so, that whatever happen’d, the Oracle was suppos’d to have meant as it fell out; and so all their Augurs, Omens and Voices, by which the Devil amus’d the World, not at that Time only, but since, have been likewise interpreted.

Here, the Devil was a lying Spirit, in a unique and unusual way, influencing all the Prophets; and yet he was clever enough to phrase things so that, no matter what occurred, the Oracle was believed to have meant exactly that. As a result, all their divinations, signs, and messages, through which the Devil entertained the world, not just back then, but even now, have also been interpreted.

Julian the Apostate dealt mightily in these Amusements, but the Devil, who neither wish’d his Fall, or presag’d it to him, evidenc’d that he knew nothing of Julian’s Fate; for that, as he sent almost to all the Oracles of the East, and summon’d all the Priests together to inform him of the Success of his Persian Expedition, they all, like Ahab’s Prophets, having a lying Spirit in them, encourag’d him and promis’d him Success.

Julian the Apostate was heavily into these entertainments, but the Devil, who neither wanted him to fail nor predicted it, showed that he had no clue about Julian’s fate. As the Devil reached out to almost all the Oracles of the East and gathered all the Priests to inform him about the outcome of his Persian Expedition, they all, like Ahab’s Prophets, filled with a deceitful spirit, encouraged him and promised him success.

Nay, all the ill Omens which disturb’d him, they presag’d good from; for Example, he was at a prodigious Expence when he was at Antioch to buy up white Beasts, and white Fowls, for Sacrifices, and for predicting from the Entrails; from whence the Antiochians, in contempt, call’d him Victimarius; but whenever the Entrails foreboded Evil, the cunning Devil made the Priests put a different Construction upon them, and promise him Good: When he entred into the Temple of the Genij to offer Sacrifice, one of the Priests dropt down dead; this, had it had any Signification more than a Man falling dead of an Apoplectic, would have signified something fatal to Julian, who made himself a Brother Sacrist or Priest; whereas the Priests turn’d it presently to signify the Death of his Colleague, the Consul Sallust which happen’d just at the same[Pg 247] Time, tho’ eight hundred Miles off; so in another Case, Julian thought it ominous that he, who was Augustus should be nam’d with two other Names of Persons, both already dead; the Case was thus, the Stile of the Emperor was Julianus Fœlix Augustus, and two of his principal Officers were Julianus and Fœlix; now both Julianus and Fœlix died within a few Days of one another, which disturb’d Him much, who was the third of the three Names; but his flattering Devil told him it all imported Good to him (viz.) that tho’ Julianus and Fœlix should die, Augustus should be immortal.

No, all the bad omens that troubled him were actually signs of good; for example, he spent an enormous amount when he was in Antioch buying up white animals and white birds for sacrifices and for divination from their entrails. Because of this, the Antiochians mockingly called him Victimarius. However, whenever the entrails suggested something negative, the clever devil made the priests interpret them differently and assure him of good things. When he entered the Temple of the Genij to offer a sacrifice, one of the priests suddenly dropped dead; if this had meant anything beyond a man having a stroke, it would have suggested something dire for Julian, who made himself a Brother Sacrist or Priest. But the priests quickly spun it to mean the death of his colleague, Consul Sallust, which happened at the same[Pg 247] time, even though it was eight hundred miles away. In another instance, Julian found it ominous that he, being Augustus, would be mentioned alongside two others who were both already dead; the situation was this: the title of the Emperor was Julianus Fœlix Augustus, and two of his main officers were Julianus and Fœlix; both Julianus and Fœlix died within a few days of each other, which greatly troubled him, being the third of the three names. But his flattering devil assured him that it all meant good for him (viz.) that even if Julianus and Fœlix were to die, Augustus would remain immortal.

Thus whatever happen’d, and whatever was foretold, and how much soever they differ’d from one another, the lying Spirit was sure to reconcile the Prediction and the Event, and make them at least seem to correspond in Favour of the Person enquiring.

Thus whatever happened, and whatever was predicted, no matter how much they differed from each other, the deceitful Spirit always managed to align the Prediction with the Event and made them appear to support the person asking.

Now we are told Oracles are ceased, and the Devil is farther limited for the Good of Mankind, not being allow’d to vent his Delusions by the Mouths of the Priests and Augurs, as formerly: I will not take upon me to say how far they are really ceas’d, more than they were before; I think ’tis much more reasonable to believe there was never any Reality in them at all, or that any Oracle ever gave out any Answers but what were the Invention of the Priests and the Delusions of the Devil; I have a great many antient Authors on my Side in this Opinion, as Eusebius, Tertullian, Aristotle, and others, who as they liv’d so near the Pagan Times, and when even some of those Rites were yet in Use, they had much more Reason to know, and could probably pass a better Judgment upon them; nay Cicero himself ridicules them in the openest manner; again, other Authors descend to Particular and shew how the Cheat was[Pg 248] manag’d by the Heathen Sacrists and Priests, and in what enthusiastic manner they spoke; namely, by going into the hollow Images, such as the brazen Bull and the Image of Apollo, and how subtilly they gave out dubious and ambiguous Answers; that when the People did not find their Expectations answer’d by the Event, they might be imposed upon by the Priests, and confidently told they did not rightly understand the Oracle’s Meaning: However, I cannot say but that indeed there are some Authors of good Credit too, who will have it that there was a real prophetic Spirit in the Voice or Answers given by the Oracles, and that oftentimes they were miraculously exact in those Answers; and they give that of the Delphic Oracle answering the Question which was given about Crœsus for an Example, viz. what Crœsus was doing at that time? to wit, that he was boiling a Lamb and the Flesh of a Tortoise together, in a brass Vessel, or Boiler, with a Cover of the same Metal; that is to say, in a Kettle with a brass Cover.

Now we're told that Oracles have stopped, and the Devil has been further restricted for the benefit of humanity, no longer allowed to express his deceptions through the mouths of Priests and Augurs like before. I won’t claim to know how much they have truly ceased, more than they did before; I think it’s much more reasonable to believe there was never any truth to them at all, or that any Oracle ever offered answers that weren’t simply the inventions of the Priests and the deceptions of the Devil. I have many ancient authors on my side in this belief, such as Eusebius, Tertullian, Aristotle, and others, who lived much closer to Pagan times and when some of those rituals were still in practice, so they had much more reason to know and could likely make better judgments about them. In fact, Cicero himself openly mocks them; moreover, other authors get into specifics and show how the trick was[Pg 248] managed by the Heathen priests and how enthusiastically they spoke. This included going into hollow images like the brazen Bull and the statue of Apollo, and how cleverly they provided dubious and ambiguous answers, so that when the people found their expectations unmet, they could be misled by the priests, who would confidently tell them they didn’t understand the Oracle’s meaning. However, I must acknowledge that there are some reputable authors who believe there was a genuine prophetic spirit in the voice or answers given by the Oracles, and that often they were miraculously accurate in those responses. They cite the example of the Delphic Oracle answering the question about Crœsus regarding what Crœsus was doing at that moment, namely that he was boiling a lamb and the flesh of a tortoise together in a brass vessel, or boiler, with a cover of the same metal; that is to say, in a kettle with a brass cover.

To affirm therefore, that they were all Cheats, a Man must encounter with Antiquity, and set his private Judgment up against an establish’d Opinion; but ’tis no matter for that; if I do not see any thing in that receiv’d Opinion capable of Evidence, much less of Demonstration, I must be allow’d still to think as I do; others may believe as they list; I see nothing hard or difficult in the Thing; the Priests, who were always historically inform’d of the Circumstances of the Enquirer, or at least something about them, might easily find some ambiguous Speech to make, and put some double Entendre upon them, which upon the Event solv’d the Credit of the Oracle, were it one way or other; and this they certainly did, or we have room to think the Devil knows[Pg 249] less of Things now than he did in former Days.

To say that they were all cheats, a person has to challenge historical views and go against widely accepted beliefs; but that doesn’t really matter. If I don’t see anything in that accepted belief that can be proven, let alone demonstrated, I should still be allowed to think the way I do. Others can believe whatever they want; I don’t find anything difficult or complicated about it. The priests, who were always informed about the details concerning the questioner, or at least knew something about them, could easily make some vague statements or put a spin on them with double meanings, which, depending on the outcome, would affect the credibility of the oracle, one way or another. And they definitely did this, or else we might think the Devil knows[Pg 249] less about things now than he did in the past.

It is true that by these Delusions the Priests got infinite Sums of Money, and this makes it still probable that they would labour hard, and use the utmost of their Skill to uphold the Credit of their Oracles; and ’tis a full Discovery, as well of the Subtlety of the Sacrists, as of the Ignorance and Stupidity of the People, in those early Days of Satan’s Witchcraft; to see what merry Work the Devil made with the World, and what gross Things he put upon Mankind: Such was the Story of the Dordonian Oracle in Epirus, viz. That two Pigeons flew out of Thebes (N. B. it was the Egyptian Thebes) from the Temple of Belus, erected there by the antient Sacrists, and that one of these fled Eastward into Lybia, and the Desarts of Africk, and the other into Greece, namely, to Dordona, and these communicated the divine Mysteries to one another, and afterwards gave mystical Solutions to the devout Enquirers; first the Dordonian Pigeon perching upon an Oak spoke audibly to the People there, that the Gods commanded them to build an Oracle, or Temple, to Jupiter, in that Place; which was accordingly done: The other Pigeon did the like on the Hill in Africa, where it commanded them to build another to Jupiter Ammon, or Hammon.

It's true that through these deceptions, the priests obtained immense amounts of money, which makes it likely that they worked hard and used all their skills to maintain the credibility of their oracles. This reveals both the cunning of the priests and the ignorance and foolishness of the people during those early days of Satan's witchcraft, showcasing the chaos the Devil created in the world and the absurd things he imposed on humanity. A prime example is the story of the Dordonian Oracle in Epirus, specifically how two Pigeons flew out of Thebes (note that it was the Egyptian Thebes) from the Temple of Belus, built there by the ancient priests. One of these pigeons flew eastward into Lybia and the deserts of Africa, while the other headed to Greece, specifically Dordona. They communicated divine secrets to each other and later provided mystical answers to those seeking guidance. First, the Dordonian pigeon perched on an oak tree, where it clearly told the people there that the gods commanded them to build an oracle or temple to Jupiter in that location, which they did. The other pigeon did something similar on the hill in Africa, where it instructed them to construct another temple to Jupiter Ammon, or Hammon.

Wise Cicero contemned all this, and, as Authors tell us, ridiculed the Answer, which, as I have hinted above, the Oracle gave to Crœsus proving that the Oracle it self was a Liar, that it could not come from Apollo, for that Apollo never spoke Latin: In a Word, Cicero rejected them all, and Demosthenes also mentions the Cheats of the Oracles; when speaking of the Oracle of Apollo, he said, Pithia Philippiz’d; that is, that[Pg 250] when the Priests were brib’d with Money, they always gave their Answers in favour of Philip of Macedon.

Wise Cicero looked down on all this and, as historians tell us, mocked the response that the Oracle gave to Crœsus, showing that the Oracle itself was a liar. It couldn’t possibly come from Apollo, since Apollo never spoke Latin. In short, Cicero dismissed them all, and Demosthenes also pointed out the deceptions of the oracles; when discussing the Oracle of Apollo, he said, Pithia Philippiz’d; meaning that[Pg 250] when the priests were bribed with money, they always gave their answers in favor of Philip of Macedon.

But that which is most strange to me is, that in this Dispute about the Reality of Oracles, the Heathen who made use of them are the People who expose them, and who insist most positively upon their being Cheats and Impostors, as in particular those mentioned above; while the Christians who reject them, yet believe they did really foretel Things, answer Questions, &c. only with this Difference, that the Heathen Authors who oppose them, insist that ’tis all Delusion and Cheat, and charge it upon the Priests; and the Christian Opposers insist that it was real, but that the Devil, not the Gods, gave the Answers; and that he was permitted to do it by a superior Power, to magnify that Power in the total silencing them at last.

But what's most strange to me is that in this debate about the reality of oracles, the pagans who used them are the ones exposing them, insisting most firmly that they are frauds and fakes, like those mentioned above. Meanwhile, the Christians who dismiss them still believe they actually predicted things and answered questions, etc. The difference is that the pagan authors who oppose them argue that it's all a trick and blame the priests, while the Christian opposers maintain that it was real, but that the devil, not the gods, provided the answers, and that he was allowed to do so by a higher power, to ultimately silence them completely.

But, as I said before, I am with the Heathen here, against the Christian Writers, for I take it all to be a Cheat and Delusion: I must give my Reason for it, or I do nothing; my Reason is this, I insist Satan is as blind in Matters of Futurity, as we are, and can tell nothing of what is to come; these Oracles often pretending to predict, could be nothing else therefore but a Cheat form’d by the Money-getting Priests to amuse the World, and bring Grist to their Mill: If I meet with any thing in my Way to open my Eyes to a better Opinion of them, I shall tell it you as I go on.

But, as I mentioned earlier, I'm on the side of the skeptics here, against the Christian writers, because I see it all as a scam and a deception. I need to explain my reasoning, or I’m not saying anything; my reasoning is this: I believe Satan is just as clueless about the future as we are and can’t foretell what’s coming. These oracles that claim to predict the future are therefore just a trick created by money-hungry priests to entertain people and make a profit. If I come across anything that changes my mind about them, I’ll let you know as I continue.

On the other hand, whether the Devil really spake in those Oracles, or set the cunning Priests to speak for him; whether they predicted, or only made the People believe they predicted; whether they gave Answers which came to pass, or prevail’d upon the People to believe that[Pg 251] what was said did come to pass, it was much at one, and fully answer’d the Devil’s End; namely, to amuse and delude the World; and as to do, or to cause to be done, is the same Part of Speech, so whoever did it, the Devil’s Interest was carried on by it, his Government preserv’d, and all the Mischief he could desire was effectually brought to pass, so that every way they were the Devil’s Oracles, that’s out of the Question.

On the other hand, whether the Devil actually spoke through those Oracles, or had the clever Priests speak on his behalf; whether they predicted things or just made the People believe they did; whether they gave Answers that actually came true, or convinced the People to think that[Pg 251] what was said did come to pass, it all amounted to the same thing and completely served the Devil's purpose; specifically, to entertain and deceive the World. Just as doing something or making it happen are the same action, it didn’t really matter who was involved, the Devil’s interests were advanced by it, his control maintained, and all the trouble he could want was effectively created, so in every case, they were the Devil’s Oracles, that’s unquestionable.

Indeed I have wonder’d sometimes why, since by this Sorcery the Devil perform’d such Wonders, that is, play’d so many Tricks in the World, and had such universal Success, he should set up no more of them; but there might be a great many Reasons given for that, too long to tire you with at present: ’Tis true, there were not many of them, and yet considering what a great deal of Business they dispatch’d, it was enough, for six or eight Oracles were more than sufficient to amuse all the World: The chief Oracles we meet with in History are among the Greeks and the Romans, viz.

Indeed, I've often wondered why, since the Devil was able to perform such amazing feats and play so many tricks in the world with such widespread success, he didn't do more of them. There could be many reasons for that, but they would take too long to explain right now. It's true that there weren't many of them, yet considering how much they accomplished, it was sufficient; six or eight oracles were more than enough to entertain the entire world. The main oracles we encounter in history are among the Greeks and the Romans, viz.

That of Jupiter Ammon, in Lybia, as above.

That of Jupiter Ammon, in Libya, as mentioned above.

The Dordonian, in Epirus.

The Dordonian, in Epirus.

Apollo Delphicus, in the Country of Phocis in Greece.

Apollo Delphinius, in the region of Phocis in Greece.

Apollo Clavius, in Asia Minor.

Apollo Clavius, in Asia Minor.

Serapis, in Alexandria in Egypt.

Serapis, in Alexandria, Egypt.

Trophomis, in Bæotia.

Trophomis, in Boeotia.

Sybilla Cumæa, in Italy.

Sybilla Cumæa, in Italy.

Diana, at Ephesus.

Diana, in Ephesus.

Apollo Daphneus, at Antioch.

Apollo Daphneus at Antioch.

Besides many of lesser Note, in several other Places, as I have hinted before.

Besides many of lesser note, in several other places, as I've mentioned before.

I have nothing to do here with the Story mentioned by Plutarch, of a Voice being heard at[Pg 252] Sea, from some of the Islands call’d the Echinades, and calling upon one Thamuz, an Egyptian, who was on board a Ship, bidding him, when he came to the Palodes, other Islands in the Ionian Seas, tell them there that the great God Pan was dead; and when Thamuz perform’d it, great Groanings, and Howlings, and Lamentation were heard from the Shore.

I have nothing to do here with the story mentioned by Plutarch about a voice being heard at[Pg 252] sea, from some of the islands called the Echinades. It called out to one Thamuz, an Egyptian, who was on board a ship, telling him that when he got to the Palodes, other islands in the Ionian seas, he should inform them there that the great god Pan was dead. And when Thamuz did this, there were loud groans, wails, and cries of mourning from the shore.

This Tale tells but indifferently, tho’ indeed it looks more like a Christian Fable, than a Pagan; because it seems as if made to honour the Christian Worship, and blast all the Pagan Idolatry; and for that Reason I reject it, the Christian Profession needing no such fabulous Stuff to confirm it.

This story is only told poorly, although it really resembles a Christian fable more than a pagan one; it seems designed to honor Christian worship and denounce all pagan idol worship. For that reason, I dismiss it, as the Christian faith doesn't need such fictional nonsense to prove itself.

Nor is it true in fact, that the Oracles did cease immediately upon the Death of Christ; but, as I noted before, the Sum of the Matter is this; the Christian Religion spreading it self universally, as well as miraculously, and that too by the Foolishness of Preaching, into all Parts of the World, the Oracles ceas’d; that is to say, their Trade ceas’d, their Rogueries were daily detected, the deluded People being better taught, came no more after them, and being asham’d, as well as discourag’d, they sneak’d out of the World as well as they could; in short the Customers fell off, and the Priests, who were the Shopkeepers, having no Business to do, shut up their Shops, broke, and went away; the Trade and the Tradesmen were hiss’d off the Stage together; so that the Devil, who, it must be confess’d, got infinitely by the Cheat, became bankrupt, and was oblig’d to set other Engines at work, as other Cheats and Deceivers do, who when one Trick grows stale, and will serve no longer, are forc’d to try another.

It's not true that the Oracles stopped immediately after Christ's death; as I mentioned before, here's the gist of it: the Christian religion spread widely and miraculously, particularly through the Foolishness of Preaching, reaching all parts of the world. The Oracles stopped functioning; their business faded away, their scams were constantly exposed, and the misled people learned better, so they stopped seeking them out. Ashamed and discouraged, the Oracles faded from the scene as best they could. In short, their customers went away, and the priests, who were like shopkeepers, had no business, so they closed their shops, went broke, and left. The trade and the merchants were driven off the stage together. Therefore, the Devil, who undeniably profited greatly from the deception, went bankrupt and had to find new schemes, just like other con artists who, when one trick becomes old and no longer works, are forced to try something new.

[Pg 253]Nor was the Devil to seek in new Measures; for tho’ he could not give out his delusive Trash as he did before, in Pomp and State, with the Solemnity of a Temple and a Set of Enthusiasts call’d Priests, who plaid a thousand Tricks to amuse the World, he then had Recourse to his old Egyptian Method, which indeed was more antient than that of Oracles; and that was by Magic, Sorcery, Familiars, Witchcraft, and the like.

[Pg 253]Nor did the Devil look for new methods; although he couldn't present his deceptive nonsense as he had before, with grandeur and spectacle, surrounded by the solemnity of a temple and a group of followers called priests, who engaged in countless tricks to entertain the world, he then turned to his old Egyptian tactic, which was indeed older than that of oracles; and that was through magic, sorcery, familiars, witchcraft, and similar practices.

Of this we find the people of the South, that is, of Arabia and Chaldea were the first, from whence we are told of the Wise Men, that is to say, Magicians, were call’d Chaldeans and Southsayers. Hence also we find Ahaziah the King of Israel sent to Baalzebub the God of Ekron, to enquire whether he should live or die? This some think was a kind of an Oracle, tho’ others think it was only some over-grown Magician, who counterfeited himself to be a Devil, and obtain’d upon that Idol-hunting Age to make a Cunning Man of him; and for that Purpose he got himself made a Priest of Baalzebub, the God of Ekron, and gave out Answers in his Name. Thus those merry Fellows in Egypt, Jannes and Jambres, are said to mimick Moses and Aaron, when they work’d the miraculous Plagues upon the Egyptians; and we have some Instances in Scripture that support this, such as the Witch of Endor, the King Manasses, who dealt with the Devil openly, and had a Familiar; the Woman mentioned Acts xvi. who had a Spirit of Divination, and who got Money by playing the Oracle; that is, answering doubtful Questions, &c. which Spirit, or Devil, the Apostles cast out.

The people of the South, specifically from Arabia and Chaldea, were the first known for the Wise Men, or Magicians, referred to as Chaldeans and Southsayers. We also learn that Ahaziah, the King of Israel, sent messengers to Baalzebub, the god of Ekron, to ask whether he would live or die. Some believe he sought an Oracle, while others think he just approached an overly ambitious magician who pretended to be a Devil and took advantage of the idol-worshipping times to become known as a Cunning Man. To achieve this, he made himself a priest of Baalzebub, the god of Ekron, and claimed to speak on his behalf. Similarly, the notorious figures in Egypt, Jannes and Jambres, are said to have mimicked Moses and Aaron when they performed miraculous plagues on the Egyptians. There are also examples in the Scriptures that support this, like the Witch of Endor, King Manasses, who openly engaged with the Devil and had a Familiar; and the woman mentioned in Acts 16, who had a spirit of Divination and made money by acting as an oracle, answering uncertain questions, & c., which the Apostles eventually cast out.

Now tho’ it is true that the old Women in the World have fill’d us with Tales, some improbable, others impossible; some weak, some ridiculous, and that this puts a general Discredit upon all[Pg 254] the graver Matrons, who entertain us with Stories better put together, yet ’tis certain, and I must be allow’d to affirm, that the Devil does not disdain to take into his Service many Troops of good Old Women, and Old Women-Men too, who he finds ’tis for his Service to keep in constant Pay; to these he is found frequently to communicate his Mind, and oftentimes we find them such Proficients, that they know much more than the Devil can teach them.

Now, while it's true that older women in the world have filled us with stories—some improbable, others impossible; some weak, some ridiculous—and this generally discredits all of the more serious women who share better-structured tales, it's certain, and I must be allowed to say, that the Devil doesn’t hesitate to enlist many groups of good Old Women and Old Women-Men, whom he finds useful to keep on constant payroll; to these, he often shares his thoughts, and many times we find them so skilled that they know far more than the Devil can teach them.

How far our antient Friend Merlin, or the grave Matron his (Satan’s) most trusty and well-beloved Cousin and Counsellor, Mother Shipton, were commissioned by him to give out their prophetic Oracles, and what degree of Possession he may have arrived to in them upon their Midnight Excursions, I will not undertake to prove; but that he might be acquainted with them both, as well as with several of our modern Gentlemen, I will not deny neither.

How far our old friend Merlin, or the serious matron his (Satan’s) most trusted and beloved cousin and advisor, Mother Shipton, were sent by him to share their prophetic messages, and how deeply he may have influenced them during their late-night outings, I can’t prove; but I won’t deny that he could be familiar with both of them, as well as with several of our modern gentlemen.

I confess it is not very incongruous with the Devil’s Temper, or with the Nature of his Business, to shift hands; possibly he found that he had tried the World with Oracular Cheats; that Men began to be forfeited with them, and grew sick of the Frauds which were so frequently detected; that it was time to take new Measures, and contrive some new Trick to Bite the World, that he might not be expos’d to Contempt; or perhaps he saw the Approach of new Light, which the Christian Doctrine bringing with it began to spread in the Minds of Men; that it would out-shine the dim burning ignis fatuus, with which he had so long cheated Mankind, and was afraid to stand it, lest he should be mobb’d off the Stage by his own People, when their Eyes should begin to open: That upon this foot he might in Policy withdraw from those old[Pg 255] Retreats the Oracles, and restrain those Responses before they lost all their Credit; for we find the People seem’d to be at a mighty Loss for some time, for want of them, so that it made them run up and down to Conjurers, and Man-Gossips, to brazen Heads, speaking Calves, and innumerable simple Things, so gross that they are scarce fit to be named, to satisfy the Itch of having their Fortunes told them, as we call it.

I admit it isn’t surprising that the Devil’s Temper, or the nature of his business, might shift. He probably realized he had been playing the world with false predictions, that people were starting to lose faith in them, and were getting tired of the scams that were often exposed. It was time to come up with new strategies and devise a new trick to deceive the world so he wouldn’t be looked down upon. Or maybe he noticed the arrival of new light, brought by Christian teachings, that was beginning to shine in people's minds. It would outshine the dim glowing ignis fatuus he had used to trick mankind for so long, and he was afraid he wouldn’t be able to handle it, fearing he’d be chased off the stage by his own followers when they finally opened their eyes. He might have decided to strategically withdraw from those old[Pg 255] retreats of the Oracles and limit those responses before they lost all credibility. We see that people seemed to be quite lost for a while without them, leading them to run around looking for conjurers, Man-Gossips, talking heads, speaking calves, and countless other absurd things, so ridiculous they’re hardly worth mentioning, just to satisfy their craving to have their fortunes told, as we call it.

Now as the Devil is very seldom blind to his own Interest, and therefore thought fit to quit his old way of imposing upon the World by his Oracles, only because he found the World began to be too wise to be imposed upon that way; so on the other hand, finding there was still a Possibility to delude the World, tho’ by other Instruments, he no sooner laid down his Oracles, and the solemn Pageantry, magnificent Appearances, and other Frauds of his Priests and Votaries, in their Temples and Shrines; but he set up a new Trade, and having, as I have said, Agents and Instruments sufficient for any Business that he could have to employ them in, he begins in Corners, as the learned and merry Dr. Brown says, and exercises his minor Trumperies by way of his own contriving, lifting a great Number of new-found Operators, such as Witches, Magicians, Diviners, Figure-casters, Astrologers, and such inferior Seducers.

Now, since the Demon is rarely blind to his own interests, he decided to stop using his oracles to deceive the world because he realized that people were becoming too wise to be fooled that way. However, he discovered new ways to trick the world. As soon as he abandoned his oracles, along with the grand ceremonies, impressive displays, and other tricks of his priests and followers in their temples and shrines, he started a new business. Having, as I mentioned, enough agents and tools for any task he wanted, he began operating in the shadows, as the clever and witty Dr. Brown puts it, and carried out his lesser tricks in his own way, employing a large number of newly discovered operators, such as witches, magicians, diviners, figure-casters, astrologers, and other minor deceivers.

Now it is true, as that Doctor says, this was running into Corners, as if he had been expell’d his more triumphant way of giving Audience in Form, which for so many Ages had been allow’d him; yet I must add, that as it seem’d to be the Devil’s own doing, from a right Judgment of his Affairs, which had taken a new Turn in the World, upon the shining of new Lights from the Christian Doctrine, so it must be[Pg 256] acknowledged the Devil made himself amends upon Mankind, by the various Methods he took, and the Multitude of Instruments he employ’d, and perhaps deluded Mankind in a more fatal and sensible manner than he did before, tho’ not so universally.

Now, it’s true, as that doctor says, this was just avoiding the issue, as if he had been pushed away from his usual way of having formal discussions, which had been allowed for so many ages; yet I must add that since it seemed to be the Demon’s doing, based on a sound judgment of his situation, which had taken a new direction in the world with the emergence of new insights from Christian teaching, it must be[Pg 256] acknowledged that the Devil took advantage of humanity in various ways and used many different tools, possibly deceiving people in a more harmful and noticeable way than before, though not as widely.

He had indeed before more Pomp and Figure put upon it, and he cheated Mankind then in a Way of Magnificence and Splendor; but this was not in above eight or ten principal Places, and not fifty Places in all, public or private; whereas now fifty thousand of his Angels and Instruments, visible and invisible, hardly may be said to suffice for one Town or City; but in short, as his invisible Agents fill the Air, and are at hand for Mischief on every Emergence, so his visible Fools swarm in every Village, and you have scarce a Hamlet or a Town but his Emissaries are at Hand for Business; and which is still worse, in all Places he finds Business; nay even where Religion is planted and seems to flourish; yet he keeps his Ground and pushes his Interest according to what has been said elsewhere upon the same Subject, that wherever Religion plants, the Devil plants close by it.

He used to have more grandeur and show, deceiving people with a sense of Magnificence and Splendor; but this was only in about eight or ten major places, and not more than fifty overall, whether public or private. Now, however, he has fifty thousand angels and agents, both seen and unseen, and they barely cover a single town or city. In short, just as his invisible agents fill the air and are ready to cause trouble at any moment, his visible fools are everywhere in every village, so that there’s hardly a hamlet or town without his emissaries ready for business. What’s even worse is that he finds opportunities for business in all places, even where religion is established and seems to thrive. Still, he maintains his foothold and advances his interests, as has been noted before, that wherever religion is planted, the devil plants himself nearby.

Nor, as I say, does he fail of Success, Delusion spreads like a Plague, and the Devil is sure of Votaries; like a true Mountebank, he can always bring a Croud about his Stage, and that some Times faster than other People.

Nor, as I said, does he lack Success; Delusion spreads like a Plague, and the Devil is guaranteed followers; like a true con artist, he can always attract a crowd to his stage, sometimes even faster than other people.

What I observe upon this Subject is this, that the World is at a strange Loss for want of the Devil; if it was not so, what’s the Reason, that upon the silencing the Oracles, and Religion telling them that Miracles are ceas’d, and that God has done speaking by Prophets, they never enquire whether Heaven has established any other or new Way of Revelation, but away they ran with[Pg 257] their Doubts and Difficulties to these Dreamers of Dreams, Tellers of Fortunes, and personal Oracles to be resolv’d; as if when they acknowledge the Devil is dumb, these could speak; and as if the wicked Spirit could do more than the Good, the Diabolical more than the Divine, or that Heaven having taken away the Devil’s Voice, had furnish’d him with an Equivalent, by allowing Scolds, Termagants, and old weak and superannuated Wretches to speak for him; for these are the People we go to now in our Doubts and Emergencies.

What I see about this topic is that the world is strangely at a loss without the Devil; if that weren't the case, why is it that when the oracles were silenced and religion told them that miracles had stopped and God had finished speaking through prophets, they never asked whether Heaven had set up any new way of revelation? Instead, they ran off with their doubts and difficulties to those dream interpreters, fortune tellers, and personal oracles to find answers; as if acknowledging that the Devil is silent means these people can speak, and as if the evil spirit could do more than the good, the diabolical more than the divine, or that Heaven, having taken away the Devil's voice, supplied him with an equivalent by allowing loudmouths, naggers, and old feeble and outdated people to speak for him; because these are the people we turn to now in our doubts and emergencies.

While this Blindness continues among us, ’tis Nonsense to say that Oracles are silenced, or the Devil is dumb, for the Devil gives Audience still by his Deputies; only as Jeroboam made Priests of the meanest of the People, so he is grown a little humble, and makes use of meaner Instruments than he did before; for whereas the Priests of Apollo, and of Jupiter, were splendid in their Appearance, of grave and venerable Aspect, and sometimes of no mean Quality; now he makes use of Scoundrels and Rabble, Beggars and Vagabonds, old Hags, superannuated miserable Hermits, Gypsies and Strollers, the Pictures of Envy and ill Luck.

While this Blindness continues among us, it’s absurd to say that Oracles are silenced, or that the Devil is mute, because the Devil still has a presence through his representatives; just as Jeroboam appointed the lowest members of society as priests, he has become a bit more humble, now using lesser agents than before. Whereas the priests of Apollo and Jupiter were impressive in their appearance, serious and dignified, and sometimes of notable quality, now he relies on crooks and the underprivileged, beggars and drifters, old hags, aged, miserable hermits, gypsies, and vagabonds, embodying envy and bad luck.

Either the Devil is grown an ill Master, and gives but mean Wages, that he can get no better Servants; or else Common Sense is grown very low priz’d and contemptible; that such as these are fit Tools to continue the Succession of Fraud, and carry on the Devil’s Interest in the World; for were not the Passions and Temper of Mankind deeply pre-engaged in favour of this dark Prince, we could never suffer our selves to accept of his Favours by the Hands of such contemptible Agents as these! How do we receive his Oracles from an old Witch of particular Eminence,[Pg 258] and who we believe to be more than ordinarily inspir’d from Hell; I say, we receive the Oracle with Reverence; that is to say, with a kind of Horror, with regard to the Black Prince it comes from, and at the same time turn our Faces away from the Wretch that mumbles out the Answers, lest she should cast an Evil Eye, as we call it, upon us, and put a Devil into us when she plays the Devil before us? How do we listen to the Cant of those worst of Vagabonds the Gypsies, when at the same time we watch our Hedges and Hen-roosts for fear of their thieving?

Either the Devil has become a bad Master, offering pathetic pay, which is why he can't get better Servants, or Common Sense has sunk so low that people like this are suitable Tools to continue the cycle of Deceit and further the Devil's agenda in the world. If people's Passions and Nature weren't so tied to this dark figure, we would never let ourselves accept his Gifts through such despicable Agents! How do we accept his prophecies from an infamous Witch, [Pg 258], whom we believe to be exceptionally influenced by Hell? I mean, we accept the Oracle with Respect; that is to say, with a kind of Fear, considering the Evil Prince it comes from, while also turning our Faces away from the miserable creature spitting out the Answers, to avoid her casting an Evil Eye on us and putting a Devil in us while she plays the Devil in front of us? How do we listen to the nonsense of those worst of Rogues, the Gypsies, while at the same time guarding our Gardens and Chicken coops out of fear of their stealing?

Either the Devil uses us more like Fools than he did our Ancestors, or we really are worse Fools than those Ages produced, for they were never deluded by such low-priz’d Devils as we are; by such despicable Bridewell Devils, that are fitter for a Whipping-post than an Altar, and instead of being receiv’d as the Voice of an Oracle, should be sent to the House of Correction for Pick-pockets.

Either the Demon uses us more like fools than he did our ancestors, or we are really worse fools than those times produced, because they were never tricked by such lowly Devils as we are; by such pathetic Bridewell Demons, who are more suited for a whipping post than an altar, and instead of being seen as the voice of an oracle, should be sent to a correctional facility for pickpockets.

Nor is this accidental, and here and there one of these Wretches to be seen, but in short, if it has been in other Nations as it is with us, I do not see that the Devil was able to get any better People into his Pay, or at least very rarely: Where have we seen any thing above a Tinker turn Wizard? and where have we had a Witch of Quality among us, Mother Je———gs excepted? and if she had not been more of something else than a Witch, ’twas thought she had never got so much Money by her Profession.

Nor is this accidental, and occasionally one of these unfortunate people can be seen, but in short, if it has been in other nations as it is with us, I don’t see that the Demon was able to recruit any better people into his service, or at least very rarely: Where have we seen anyone better than a tinker become a wizard? And where have we had a witch of high standing among us, aside from Mother Je———gs? And if she hadn’t been more than just a witch, it was believed she would never have made so much money from her profession.

Magicians, Southsayers, Devil-raisers, and such People, we have heard much of, but seldom above the Degree of the meanest of the mean People, the lowest of the lowest Rank: Indeed the Word Wise Men, which the Devil wou’d fain have had his Agents honour’d with, was[Pg 259] used a while in Egypt, and in Persia, among the Chaldeans, but it continued but a little while, and never reach’d so far Northward as our Country; nor, however the Devil has managed it, have many of our great Men, who have been most acquainted with him, ever been able to acquire the Title of Wise Men.

Magicians, fortune tellers, devil conjurers, and people like them, we've heard a lot about, but usually they’re less impressive than the most ordinary folks, the lowest of the low. In fact, the term Wise Men, which the Devil would have liked his agents to be honored with, was[Pg 259] used for a short time in Egypt and Persia, among the Chaldeans, but it didn’t last long and never made it up to our region; and regardless of how the Devil has played it, not many of our prominent figures, who have been most familiar with him, have ever managed to earn the title of Wise Men.

I have heard that in older Times, I suppose in good Queen Bess’s Days, or beyond, (for little is to be said here for any thing on this Side of her time) there were some Counsellors and Statesmen who merited the Character of wise, in the best Sense; that is to say, good, and wise, as they stand in Conjunction; but as to what has happen’d since that, or, as we may call it, from that Queen’s Funeral to the late Revolution, I have little to say; but I’ll tell you what honest Andrew Marvel said of those Times, and by that you may, if you please, make your Calculation or let it alone, ’tis all one.

I've heard that back in the day, probably during the reign of good Queen Bess, or even earlier (there's not much to discuss about anything after her time), there were some advisors and politicians who truly deserved the title of wise in the best sense. That means good and wise together. But as for what happened after that, from that Queen’s funeral to the recent Revolution, I don’t have much to say. However, I will share what honest Andrew Marvel said about those times, and you can decide for yourself whether to consider it or not; it’s completely up to you.

“To see a white Staff-maker, a Beggar, a Lord,
“And scarce a wise Man at a long Council-Board.

“To see a white Staff-maker, a Beggar, a Lord,
“And hardly a wise Man at a lengthy Council-Board.

 

But I may be told this relates to wise Men in another Constitution, or wise Men as they are opposed to Fools; whereas we are talking of them now under another Class, namely, as Wisemen or Magicians, South-sayers, &c. such as were in former Times call’d by that Name.

But I might be told that this refers to wise people in a different context, or wise people as they compare to fools; however, we are discussing them now under a different category, specifically as Wisemen or Magicians, fortune-tellers, &c. as they were known in earlier times by that name.

But to this I answer, that take them in which Sense you please, it may be the same; for if I were to ask the Devil the Character of the best States-man he had employ’d among us for many Years past, I am apt to think that tho’ Oracles are ceased, he would honestly, according to the old ambiguous Way, when I ask’d if they were Christians, answer they were (his) Privy-Counsellors.

But to this I respond, take it however you want, it might still be the same; because if I were to ask the Devil about the best statesman he’s worked with among us over the past few years, I think that even though oracles are gone, he would honestly, in the old vague manner, when I asked if they were Christians, answer that they were (his) Privy-Counsellors.

[Pg 260]It is but a little while ago, that I happen’d (in Conversation) to meet with a long List of the Magistrates of that Age, in a neighbouring Country, that is to say, the Men of Fame among them; and it was a very diverting Thing to see the Judgment which was pass’d upon them among a great deal of good Company; it is not for me to tell you how many white Staves, Golden Keys, Mareshals Batoons, Cordons Blue, Gordon Rouge and Gordon Blanc, there were among them, or by what Titles, as Dukes, Counts, Marquis, Abbot, Bishop, or Justice they were to be distinguish’d; but the marginal Notes I found upon most of them were (being mark’d with an Asterism) as follows.

[Pg 260]Not long ago, I happened to come across a long list of the prominent officials from that time in a neighboring country during a conversation. It was quite entertaining to see the opinions shared about them among a gathering of good company. I'm not here to tell you how many official symbols like white staffs, golden keys, marshal’s batons, blue ribbons, or red and white sashes they had, or what titles they held such as dukes, counts, marquises, abbots, bishops, or judges. However, the notes I found next to most of them—marked with an asterisk—were as follows.

Such a Duke, such eminent Offices added to his Titles (* in the Margin) ——— No Saint.

Such a Duke, such important roles added to his titles (* in the Margin) ——— No Saint.

Such an Arch—— with the Title of Noble added, ——— No Archangel.

Such an Arch—— with the title of Noble added, ——— No Archangel.

Such an eminent Statesman and prime Minister, ——— No Witch.

Such a prominent statesman and prime minister, ——— No Witch.

Such a Ribbon with a Set of great Letters added, ——— No Conjurer.

Such a ribbon with a set of great letters added, ——— No Conjurer.

It presently occurr’d to me that tho’ Oracles were ceased, and we had now no more double Entendre in such a Degree as before, yet that ambiguous Answers were not at an End; and that whether those Negatives were meant so by the Writers, or not, ’twas certain Custom led the Readers to conclude them to be Satyrs, that they were to be rung backwards like the Bells when the Town’s on fire; tho’ in short, I durst not read them backward any where, but as speaking of foreign People, for fear of raising the Devil I am talking of.

It occurred to me that although Oracles had stopped, and we no longer had as much double meaning as before, ambiguous answers were still a thing; and whether those negatives were intended that way by the authors or not, it was clear that custom led readers to interpret them as Satyrs, meant to be read backwards like the bells when the town is on fire. However, I dared not read them backwards anywhere except when referring to foreigners, for fear of summoning the Devil I'm talking about.

But to return to the Subject; to such mean Things is the Devil now reduc’d in his ordinary Way of carrying on his Business in the World, that his Oracles are deliver’d now by the Bellmen[Pg 261] and the Chimney-Sweepers, by the meanest of those that speak in the Dark, and if he operates by them, you may expect it accordingly; his Agents seem to me as if the Devil had singl’d them out by their Deformity, or that there was something particular requir’d in their Aspect to qualify them for their Employment; whence it is become proverbial, when our Looks are very dismal and frightful, to say, I look like a Witch, or in other Cases to say, as ugly as a Witch; in another Case to look as envious as a Witch; now whether there is any Thing particularly requir’d in the Looks of the Devil’s modern Agents, which is assisting in the Discharge of their Offices, and which make their Answers appear more solemn, this the Devil has not yet reveal’d, at least not to me; and therefore why it is that he singles out such Creatures as are fit only to fright the People that come to them with their Enquiries, I do not take upon me to determine.

But to get back to the point; the Devil is now reduced to such lowly things in his usual way of doing business in the world that his messages are delivered by street vendors[Pg 261] and chimney sweeps, the most insignificant among those who speak in the dark. If he works through them, you can expect it to be just that; his agents seem to be chosen by the Demon for their ugliness, or there’s something specific about their appearance that qualifies them for their role. Hence, it’s become common to say when we look particularly gloomy and frightening, “I look like a witch,” or in other cases, to say someone is as ugly as a witch; in another case, to look as envious as a witch. Now whether there’s anything specifically required in the looks of the Demon’s modern agents that helps them perform their duties, which makes their responses seem more serious, the Devil hasn’t revealed, at least not to me; and so I won’t attempt to determine why he chooses such creatures that are only suited to scare the people who come to them with their questions.

Perhaps it is necessary they should be thus extraordinary in their Aspect, that they might strike an Awe into the Minds of their Votaries, as if they were Satan’s true and real Representatives; and that the said Votaries may think when they speak to the Witches they are really talking to the Devil; or perhaps ’tis necessary to the Witches themselves, that they should be so exquisitely ugly, that they might not be surpriz’d at whatever Figure the Devil makes when he first appears to them, being certain they can see nothing uglier than themselves.

Perhaps it’s necessary for them to look so extraordinary, so they can instill a sense of awe in their followers, as if they are the true representatives of Satan; and those followers might think that when they talk to the witches, they are really speaking to the Devil; or maybe it’s essential for the witches themselves to be so exceptionally ugly, so they won’t be shocked no matter how the Devil appears to them, knowing they can’t see anything uglier than themselves.

Some are of the Opinion that the Communication with the Devil, or between the Devil and those Creatures his Agents, has something assimulating in it, and that if they were tolerable before, they are, ipso facto, turn’d into Devils by talking with him; I will not say but that a[Pg 262] Tremor in the Limbs, a Horror in the Aspect, and a surprizing Stare in the Eyes may seize upon some of them when they really see the Devil, and that the frequent Repetition may make those Distortions, which we so constantly see in their Faces becomes natural to them; by which if it does not continue always upon the Countenance, they can at least, like the Posture-Masters, cast themselves into such Figures and frightful Dislocations of the Lines and Features in their Faces, and so assume a Devil’s Face suitable to the Occasion, or as may serve the turn for which they take it up, and as often as they have any use for it.

Some people believe that communicating with the Devil, or between the Devil and his agents, has a corrupting effect, and that if they were decent before, they are, ipso facto, turned into Demons by engaging in conversation with him. I won’t deny that a[Pg 262] shiver in the limbs, a horror in the face, and a startling stare in the eyes may grip some of them when they actually see the Demon. The frequent repetition of this may make the distortions we so often see in their faces feel natural to them. Even if those expressions don’t always remain on their faces, they can at least, like the posture-masters, contort themselves into such figures and terrifying distortions of their features, adopting a devilish appearance suited to the situation or as needed.

But be it which of these the Enquirer pleases, ’tis all one to the Case in Hand; this is certain, that such deform’d Devil-like Creatures, most of those we call Hags and Witches, are in their Shapes and Aspects, and that they give out their Sentences and frightful Messages with an Air of Revenge for some Injury receiv’d; for Witches are fam’d chiefly for doing Mischief.

But whichever one the Enquirer chooses, it's all the same for the situation at hand; what’s certain is that those ugly, Devil-like beings, mostly what we call Hags and Witches, are in their looks and appearances, and that they deliver their judgments and terrifying messages with a vibe of revenge for some harm done to them; because Witches are known mostly for causing trouble.

It seems the Devil has always pick’d out the most ugly and frightful old Women to do his Business; Mother Shipton, our famous English Witch or Prophetess, is very much wrong’d in her Picture, if she was not of the most terrible Aspect imaginable; and if it be true that Merlin, the famous Welch Fortune-Teller, was a frightful Figure, it will seem the more rational to believe, if we credit another Story, (viz.) that he was begotten by the Devil himself, of which I shall speak by it self: But to go back to the Devil’s Instruments being so ugly; it may be observed, I say, that the Devil has always dealt in such sort of Cattle; the Sybils, of whom so many strange prophetic Things are recorded, whether true or no is not to the Question, are (if the Italian Painters may have any Credit given them)[Pg 263] all represented as very old Women; and as if Ugliness were a Beauty to old Age, they seem to paint them out as ugly and frightful as (not they, the Painters) but even as the Devil himself could make them; not that I believe there are any original Pictures of them really extant; but it is not unlikely that the Italians might have some traditional Knowledge of them, or some remaining Notions of them, or particularly that antient Sybil named Anus, who sold the fatal Book to Tarquin; ’tis said of her that Tarquin supposed she doated with Age.

It seems the Devil has always chosen the most hideous and frightening old women to carry out his work. Mother Shipton, our famous English witch or prophetess, is definitely misrepresented in her portrait if she wasn't the most terrifying sight imaginable. And if it's true that Merlin, the renowned Welsh fortune-teller, was quite a scary figure, it makes more sense to believe, if we trust another story, (viz.) that he was fathered by the Devil himself, which I will discuss separately. But back to the topic of the Devil’s instruments being so ugly; it can be noted that the Devil has always favored this type of character. The Sybils, about whom so many strange prophetic things are recorded, whether true or not is beside the point, are (if the Italian painters can be trusted) [Pg 263] all depicted as very old women. It seems that ugliness is considered a beauty mark of old age, as they portray them as horrifyingly ugly, not just how the painters see them, but even as frightening as the Devil himself could make them. Not that I think there are any actual original portraits of them still around; however, it is possible that the Italians had some traditional knowledge of them or lingering ideas about them, particularly that ancient Sybil named Anus, who sold the fatal book to Tarquin; it is said that Tarquin believed she was losing her mind due to old age.

I had Thoughts indeed here to have entred into a learned Disquisition of the Excellency of old Women in all diabolical Operations, and particularly of the Necessity of having recourse to them for Satan’s more exquisite Administration, which also may serve to solve the great Difficulty in the natural Philosophy of Hell; namely, why it comes to pass that the Devil is oblig’d for want of old Women, properly so call’d, to turn so many antient Fathers, grave Counsellors both of Law and State, and especially Civilians or Doctors of the Law into old Women, and how the extraordinary Operation is perform’d; but this, as a Thing of great Consequence in Satan’s Management of humane Affairs, and particularly as it may lead us into the necessary History, as well as Characters of some of the most eminent of these Sects among us, I have purposely reserv’d for a Work by it self, to be published, if Satan hinders not, in fifteen Volumes in Folio, wherein I shall in the first Place define in the most exact Manner possible, what is to be understood by a Male old Woman, of what heterogeneous Kind they are produced, give you the monstrous Anatomy of the Parts, and especially those of the Head, which being fill’d with innumerable Globules of a[Pg 264] sublime Nature, and which being of a fine Contexture without, but particularly hollow in the Cavity, defines most philosophically that antient paradoxical Saying, (viz.) being full of Emptiness, and makes it very consistent with Nature and common Sense.

I had thoughts here about diving into an academic discussion on the excellence of old women in all diabolical operations, especially regarding the necessity of turning to them for Satan’s more refined management, which can also help explain a significant challenge in the natural philosophy of Hell; specifically, why the Devil, due to the lack of actual old women, is forced to transform so many ancient fathers, respected counselors of both law and state, particularly legal scholars or doctors of law, into old women. I’m also curious about how this extraordinary transformation is carried out. However, since this is a matter of great significance in Satan’s handling of human affairs, especially as it could guide us into the necessary history and profiles of some of the most notable groups among us, I have intentionally set it aside for a separate work. This will be published, if Satan hinders not, in fifteen volumes in folio. In the first volume, I will clearly define what is meant by a male old woman, discuss the diverse types they come from, provide a detailed description of their anatomy, especially the head, which is filled with countless globules of a[Pg 264] sublime nature, composed of a fine exterior yet notably hollow inside. This exemplifies the ancient paradoxical saying, (viz.) being full of emptiness, and aligns it with both nature and common sense.

I shall likewise spend some Time, and it must be Labour too, I assure you, when ’tis done, in determining whether this new Species of Wonderfuls are not deriv’d from that famous old Woman Merlin, which I prove to be very reasonable for us to suppose, because of the many several judicious Authors, who affirm the said Merlin, as I hinted before, to have been begotten by the Devil.

I will also spend some time, and it will definitely take effort, believe me, once it's done, figuring out whether this new kind of amazing things comes from that famous old woman Merlin. I think it's quite reasonable to assume this because of the many wise authors who claim that Merlin, as I mentioned earlier, was fathered by the Devil.

As to the deriving his Gift of Prophesy from the Devil, by that pretended Generation, I shall omit that Part, because, as I have all along insisted upon it, that Satan himself has no prophetic or predicting Powers of his own, it is not very clear to me that he could convey it to his Posterity, nil dat quod not habet.

As for the idea that his gift of prophecy comes from the Devil through that so-called lineage, I'm going to skip over that part. I've always maintained that Satan doesn't actually have any prophetic or predictive powers of his own, so it's not clear to me that he could pass that on to his descendants, nil dat quod non habet.

However, in deriving this so much magnified Prophet in a right Line from the Devil, much may be said in favour of his ugly Face, in which it was said he was very remarkable, for it is no new Thing for a Child to be like the Father; but all these weighty Things I adjourn for the present, and proceed to the Affair in Hand, namely, the several Branches of the Devil’s Management since his quitting his Temples and Oracles.

However, when it comes to understanding this greatly exaggerated Prophet as being rightly descended from the Devil, there's a lot that can be said about his unattractive appearance, which was noted as quite significant. It's not unusual for a child to resemble their father. But I'll put aside those important points for now and move on to the matter at hand, specifically the various aspects of the Devil’s management since he left his temples and oracles.

 

 


Ch. VI.

Of the extraordinary Appearance of the Devil, and particularly of the Cloven-Foot.

About the extraordinary appearance of the Devil, especially concerning the cloven foot.

Some People would fain have us treat this Tale of the Devil’s appearing with a Cloven-Foot with more Solemnity than I believe the Devil himself does; for Satan, who knows how much of a Cheat it is, must certainly ridicule it, in his own Thoughts, to the last Degree; but as he is glad of any Way to hoodwink the Understandings, and bubble the weak Part of the World; so if he sees Men willing to take every Scarecrow for a Devil, it is not his Business to undeceive them; on the other Hand, he finds it his Interest to foster the Cheat, and serve himself of the Consequence: Nor could I doubt but the Devil, if any Mirth be allow’d him, often laughs at the many frightful Shapes and Figures we dress him up in, and especially to see how willing we are first to paint him as black, and make him appear as ugly as we can, and then stare and start at the Spectrum of our own making.

Some people would like us to treat this story of the Devil appearing with cloven feet with more seriousness than I think the Devil himself does; because Satan, who knows how much of a trick it is, must certainly laugh at it in his own mind. But since he loves any opportunity to deceive people's understanding and fool the vulnerable part of society, if he sees that people are eager to mistake every scarecrow for a devil, he won't bother to set them straight. On the contrary, it benefits him to encourage the deception and take advantage of the consequences. I have no doubt that the Devil, if he's allowed to have any fun, often laughs at the many frightening forms and images we create for him, especially when he sees how eager we are to first paint him black and make him look as ugly as possible, and then jump in fear at the phantom of our own creation.

The Truth is, that among all the Horribles that we dress up Satan in, I cannot but think we shew the least of Invention in this of a Goat, or a Thing with a Goat’s Foot, of all the rest; for tho’ a Goat is a Creature made use of by our Saviour in the Allegory of the Day of Judgment, and is said there to represent the wicked rejected Party, yet it seems to be only on Account of their Similitude to the Sheep, and so to represent the just Fate of Hypocrisy and Hypocrites, and in particular to form the necessary Antithesis[Pg 266] in the Story; for else, our whimsical Fancies excepted, a Sheep or a Lamb has a Cloven-Foot as well as a Goat; nay, if the Scripture be of any Value in the Case, ’tis to the Devil’s Advantage, for the dividing the Hoof was the distinguishing Character or Mark of a clean Beast, and how the Devil can be brought into that Number is pretty hard to say.

The truth is, out of all the scary things we use to portray Satan, I think the idea of a goat or a thing with a goat's foot is the least original. While a goat is referenced by our Savior in the allegory of Judgment Day, representing the wicked ones who are rejected, it seems this is only because of their similarity to sheep. This serves to illustrate the inevitable outcome for hypocrisy and hypocrites, helping to create the necessary contrast in the story. Otherwise, aside from our quirky imaginations, a sheep or lamb also has cloven hooves just like a goat. In fact, if scripture holds any weight in this matter, it actually favors the devil, because having a divided hoof is the defining characteristic of a clean animal, and it’s pretty hard to explain how the devil fits into that category.

One would have thought if we had intended to have given a just Figure of the Devil, it would have been more apposite to have rank’d him among the Cat-kind, and given him a Foot (if he is to be known by his Foot) like a Lion, or like a red Dragon, being the same Creatures which he is represented by in the Text, and so his Claws would have had some Terror in them as well as his Teeth.

One would think that if we aimed to accurately portray the Devil, it would make more sense to classify him among the Cat family and give him a foot (if that's how he’s recognized) like a lion or like a red dragon, as these are the same creatures he’s depicted as in the text. This way, his claws would be as intimidating as his teeth.

But neither is the Goat a true Representative of the Devil at all, for we do not rank the Goats among the Subtle or cunning Part of the Brutes; he is counted a fierce Creature indeed of his Kind, tho’ nothing like those other abovemention’d; and he is emblematically used to represent a lustful Temper, but even that Part does not fully serve to describe the Devil, whose Operation lies principally another Way.

But the Goat isn't a true representative of the Devil at all, because we don't consider Goats to be among the subtle or cunning animals. They are known to be fierce creatures in their own right, but they're nothing like those previously mentioned. The Goat is symbolically used to represent a lustful nature, but that aspect doesn't fully capture the essence of the Devil, whose actions mainly lie in a different direction.

Besides it is not the Goat himself that is made use of, ’tis the Cloven-Hoof only, and that so particularly, that the Cloven Foot of a Ram or a Swine, or any other Creature, may serve as well as that of a Goat, only that History gives us some Cause to call it the Goat’s Foot.

Besides, it's not the Goat itself that's used; it's just the Cloven-Hoof, and so specifically that the Cloven Foot of a Ram, a Swine, or any other creature can work just as well as that of a Goat. History just gives us some reason to refer to it as the Goat's Foot.

In the next Place ’tis understood by us not as a bare Token to know Satan by, but as if it were a Brand upon him, and that like the Mark God put upon Cain, it was given him for a Punishment, so that he cannot get leave to appear without it, nay cannot conceal it whatever other Dress or[Pg 267] Disguise he may put on; and as if it was to make him as ridiculous as possible, they will have it be, that whenever Satan has Occasion to dress himself in any humane Shape, be it of what Degree soever, from the King to the Beggar, be it of a fine Lady or of an old Woman, (the Latter it seems he oftenest assumes) yet still he not only must have this Cloven-Foot about him, but he is oblig’d to shew it too; nay, they will not allow him any Dress, whether it be a Prince’s Robes, a Lord Cha—r’s Gown, or a Lady’s Hoop and long Petticoats, but the Cloven-Foot must be shew’d from under them; they will not so much as allow him an artificial Shoe or a Jack-Boot, as we often see contriv’d to conceal a Club-Foot or a Wooden-Leg; but that the Devil may be known wherever he goes, he is bound to shew his Foot; they might as well oblige him to set a Bill upon his Cap, as Folks do upon a House to be let, and have it written in capital Letters, I am the Devil.

In the next place, we understand this not just as a simple sign to recognize Satan, but as if it were a mark on him, similar to the mark God placed on Cain—a punishment that prevents him from appearing without it, and he cannot hide it no matter what other clothes or [Pg 267] disguise he wears. It seems to be meant to make him as ridiculous as possible. They say that whenever Satan decides to take on a human form, whether it's as a king or a beggar, a fine lady or an old woman (which appears to be the form he most often takes), he must not only have his cloven foot visible, but he’s also required to show it; they won’t even allow him to wear any outfit, whether it’s a prince’s robes, a lord’s gown, or a lady's hoop skirts without exposing the cloven foot beneath them. They wouldn’t permit him an artificial shoe or a jack-boot, as we often see used to hide a club foot or a wooden leg; to ensure that the Devil is identified wherever he goes, he’s bound to show his foot; they might as well require him to wear a sign on his cap, like people do on a house for rent, with the words written in capital letters, I am the Demon.

It must be confess’d this is very particular, and would be very hard upon the Devil, if it had not another Article in it, which is some Advantage to him, and that is, that the Fact is not true; but the Belief of this is so universal, that all the World runs away with it; by which Mistake the good People miss the Devil many times where they look for him, and meet him as often where they did not expect him, and when for want of this Cloven-Foot they do not know him.

It must be admitted that this is very unusual and would be very tough on the Devil, if it didn't include another point that benefits him, which is that the fact isn't true; however, the belief in this is so widespread that everyone goes along with it. Because of this misunderstanding, good people often miss the Devil when they look for him, and they encounter him just as often where they least expect him, and when they fail to recognize him because he doesn't have this cloven foot.

Upon this very Account I have sometimes thought, not that this has been put upon him by meer Fancy, and the Cheat of a heavy Imagination, propagated by Fable and Chymny-Corner Divinity, but that it has been a Contrivance of his own; and that, in short, the Devil rais’d this Scandal upon himself, that he might keep his Disguise the better, and might go a Visiting among[Pg 268] his Friends without being known; for were it really so, that he could go no where without this particular Brand of Infamy, he could not come into Company, could not dine with my Lord Mayor, nor drink Tea with the Ladies, could not go to the Drawing-R—— at ———, could not have gone to Fountainbleau to the King of France’s Wedding, or to the Diet of Poland, to prevent the Grandees there coming to an Agreement; nay, which would be still worse than all, he could not go to the Masquerade, nor to any of our Balls; the Reason is plain, he would be always discover’d, expos’d and forc’d to leave the good Company, or which would be as bad, the Company would all cry out the Devil and run out of the Room as if they were frighted; nor could all the Help of Invention do him any Service, no Dress he could put on would cover him; not all our Friends at Tavistock Corner could furnish him with a Habit that would disguise or conceal him, this unhappy Foot would spoil it all: Now this would be a great a Loss to him, that I question whether he could carry on any of his most important Affairs in the World without it; for tho’ he has access to Mankind in his compleat Disguise, I mean that of his Invisibility, yet the Learned very much agree in this, that his corporal Presence in the World is absolutely necessary upon many Occasions, to support his Interest and keep up his Correspondences, and particularly to encourage his Friends when Numbers are requisite to carry on his Affairs; but this Part I shall have Occasion to speak of again, when I come to consider him as a Gentleman of Business in his Locality, and under the Head of visible Apparition; but I return to the Foot.

Upon this very account, I have sometimes thought that this wasn’t just a result of pure imagination or the trickery of a vivid imagination, spread by stories and corner divinity, but rather something he devised himself. In short, the Devil created this scandal to keep his disguise secure and to visit his friends without being recognized. If he really couldn’t go anywhere without this particular mark of infamy, he wouldn't be able to socialize, dine with my Lord Mayor, or drink tea with the ladies. He wouldn’t be able to go to the drawing room at ———, visit Fountainbleau for the King of France’s wedding, or attend the Diet of Poland to prevent the nobles there from reaching an agreement. What’s worse, he couldn’t go to the masquerade or any of our balls. The reason is simple: he would always be discovered, exposed, and forced to leave good company. Or, which would be just as bad, everyone would shout out “Devil!” and run out of the room in fright. No amount of creativity would help him, and no outfit he could wear would hide him. Not even all our friends at Tavistock Corner could supply him with a costume that would disguise or conceal him; this unfortunate foot would ruin everything. This would be such a significant loss for him that I wonder if he could manage any of his most crucial affairs in the world without it. Although he can access people in his complete disguise, which is his invisibility, the learned agree that his physical presence in the world is absolutely necessary on many occasions to support his interests and maintain connections, especially to rally his friends when numbers are needed to carry out his plans. However, I will discuss this again when I consider him as a businessman in his locality and under the topic of visible apparition. But let’s return to the foot.

As I have thus suggested that the Devil himself has politically spread about this Notion[Pg 269] concerning his appearing with a Cloven-Foot, so I doubt not that he has thought it for his Purpose to paint this Cloven-Foot so lively in the Imaginations of many of our People, and especially of those clear sighted Folks who see the Devil when he is not to be seen, that they would make no Scruple to say, nay and to make Affidavit too, even before Satan himself, whenever he sat upon the Bench, that they had seen his Worship’s Foot at such and such a Time; this I advance the rather because ’tis very much for his Interest to do this, for if we had not many Witnesses, viva voce, to testify it, we should have had some obstinate Fellows always among us, who would have denied the Fact, or at least have spoken doubtfully of it, and so have rais’d Disputes and Objections against it, as impossible, or at least as improbable; buzzing one ridiculous Notion or other into our Ears, as if the Devil was not so black as he was painted, that he had no more a Cloven-Foot than a Pope, whose Apostolical Toes have so often been reverentially kiss’d by Kings and Emperors: but now alas this Part is out of the Question, not the Man in the Moon, not the Groaning-Board, not the speaking of Fryar Bacon’s Brazen-Head, not the Inspiration of Mother Shipton, or the Miracles of Dr. Faustus, Things as certain as Death and Taxes, can be more firmly believ’d: The Devil not have a Cloven-Foot! I doubt not but I could, in a short Time, bring you a thousand old Women together, that would as soon believe there was no Devil at all; nay, they will tell you, he could not be a Devil without it, any more than he could come into the Room, and the Candles not burn blue, or go out and not leave a smell of Brimstone behind him.

As I have suggested, the Devil himself has politically spread the idea about his appearance with a Cloven-Foot. I have no doubt he aims to impress this Cloven-Foot so vividly in the minds of many of our people, especially those sharp-eyed folks who can see the Devil even when he isn’t visible, that they’d have no hesitation in declaring, even making an affidavit, before Satan himself, whenever he sits in judgment, that they witnessed his Worship’s Foot at such and such a time. I emphasize this because it serves his interest well; if we didn’t have many witnesses, viva voce, to confirm it, we would have some stubborn individuals among us who would deny it or at least speak about it skeptically, raising disputes and objections against it as impossible or, at best, highly unlikely, buzzing nonsensical ideas into our ears, as if the Devil wasn’t as evil as he’s portrayed, that he had no more of a Cloven-Foot than a Pope, whose apostolic toes have often been revered and kissed by kings and emperors. But now, alas, this part is out of the question—neither the Man in the Moon, nor the Groaning-Board, nor the talking of Friar Bacon’s Brazen-Head, nor the prophecies of Mother Shipton, nor the miracles of Dr. Faustus—things as certain as death and taxes—can be believed more firmly: The Devil not having a Cloven-Foot! I’m sure that I could quickly gather a thousand old women who would sooner believe there was no Devil at all; in fact, they would tell you he couldn’t be a Devil without it, just as he couldn't enter a room without the candles burning blue or leave without a smell of brimstone behind him.

Since then the Certainty of the Thing is so well establish’d, and there are so many good and[Pg 270] substantial Witnesses ready to testify that he has a Cloven-Foot, and that they have seen it too; nay, and that we have Antiquity on our Side, for we have this Truth confirm’d by the Testimony of many Ages; why should we doubt it any longer? we can prove that many of our Ancestors have been of this Opinion, and divers learn’d Authors have left it upon Record, as particularly that learned Familiarist Mother Hazel, whose Writings are to be found in MS. in the famous Library at Pye-Corner; also the admir’d Joan of Amesbury, the History of the Lancashire Witches, and the Reverend Exorcist of the Devil’s of London, whose History is extant among us to this Day; all these and many more may be quoted, and their Writings referr’d to for the Confirmation of the Antiquity of this Truth; but there seems to be no Occasion for farther Evidence, ’tis enough, Satan himself, if he did not raise the Report, yet tacitly owns the Fact, at least he appears willing to have it believ’d, and be receiv’d as a general Truth for the Reasons above.

Since then, the certainty of the matter is so well established, and there are so many credible and substantial witnesses ready to testify that he has a cloven foot, and that they have seen it too; indeed, we also have history on our side, for this truth has been confirmed by the testimony of many ages. Why should we doubt it any longer? We can prove that many of our ancestors held this belief, and several learned authors have recorded it, particularly the learned Familiarist Mother Hazel, whose writings are found in manuscript form in the famous library at Pye-Corner; also the admired Joan of Amesbury, the history of the Lancashire witches, and the Reverend Exorcist of the Devils of London, whose history is still with us today; all these and many more can be cited, and their writings referred to for the confirmation of the antiquity of this truth. But there seems to be no need for further evidence; it is enough that Satan himself, if he did not start the rumor, at least tacitly acknowledges the fact, or at least he appears willing to have it believed and received as a general truth for the reasons stated above.

But besides all this, and as much a Jest as some unbelieving People would have this Story pass for, who knows but that if Satan is empower’d to assume any Shape or Body, and to appear to us visibly, as if really so shap’d; I say, who knows but he may, by the same Authority, be allow’d to assume the Addition of the Cloven-Foot, or two or four Cloven-Feet, if he pleased? and why not a Cloven-Foot as well as any other Foot, if he thinks fit? For if the Devil can assume a Shape, and can appear to Mankind in a visible Form, it may, I doubt not, with as good Authority be advanc’d that he is left at Liberty to assume what Shape he pleases, and to choose what Case of Flesh and Blood he’ll please to wear, whether real or imaginary; and if this Liberty be allow’d him,[Pg 271] it is an admirable Disguise for him to come generally with his Cloven-Foot, that when he finds it for his Purpose, on special Occasions to come without it, as I said above, he may not be suspected; but take this with you as you go, that all this is upon a Supposition that the Devil can assume a visible Shape, and make a real Appearance, which however I do not yet think fit to grant or deny.

But aside from all this, and while some skeptical people may treat this story as a joke, who knows if Satan has the power to take any shape or form and appear to us as if he truly looks that way? I mean, who’s to say he couldn’t add cloven feet to his appearance if he wanted to? Why not have cloven feet instead of any other kind of foot, if he feels like it? If the Devil can take on a form and show himself to humans visibly, I have no doubt that with just as much authority, he could be free to take whatever shape he wishes and choose whatever body he prefers, whether it’s real or imagined. And if he is allowed this freedom, [Pg 271] it would be an excellent disguise for him to generally appear with his cloven feet, so that when it suits his needs, he can show up without them, as I mentioned before, and not raise suspicion; but keep this in mind as you go: all of this is based on the assumption that the Devil can take on a visible form and make a real appearance, which I’m not yet ready to confirm or deny.

Certain it is, the first People who bestow’d a Cloven-Foot upon the Devil, were not so despicable as you may imagine, but were real Favourites of Heaven; for did not Aaron set up the Devil of a Calf in the Congregation, and set the People a dancing about it for a God? Upon which Occasion, Expositors tell us, that particular Command was given, Levit. xvii. 7. They shall no more offer their Sacrifices unto Devils, after whom they have gone a Whoring; likewise King Jeroboam set up the two Calves, one at Dan and the other at Bethel, and we find them charg’d afterwards with setting up the Worship of Devils instead of the Worship of God.

Surely, the first people who gave the Devil a Cloven-Foot were not as contemptible as you might think; they were truly favorites of Heaven. After all, didn't Aaron create a Devil in the form of a Calf for the congregation and get the people dancing around it as if it were a God? On this occasion, it's said that a specific command was given, Levit. xvii. 7. They shall no more offer their Sacrifices unto Devils, after whom they have gone a Whoring; also, King Jeroboam established the two Calves, one at Dan and the other at Bethel, and later on, they were accused of promoting the worship of Devils instead of the worship of God.

After this we find some Nations actually sacrificed to the Devil in the Form of a Ram, and others of a Goat; from which, and that above of the Calves at Horeb, I doubt not the Story of the Cloven-Foot first derived; and it is plain that the Worship of that Calf at Horeb is meant in the Scripture quoted above, Levit. xvii. 7. Thou shalt no more offer Sacrifices unto Devils: The Original is Seghnirim; that is, rough and hairy Goats or Calves; and some think also in this Shape the Devil most ordinarily appeared to the Egyptians and Arabians, from whence it was derived.

After this, we see some nations actually sacrificed to the Devil in the form of a ram, and others in the form of a goat; from this, along with the earlier mention of the calves at Horeb, I have no doubt that the story of the Cloven-Foot originated. It’s clear that the worship of that calf at Horeb is referred to in the scripture quoted above, Levit. xvii. 7. You shall no longer offer sacrifices to devils: The original term is Seghnirim; that is, rough and hairy goats or calves; and some believe that this was also the shape in which the Devil most commonly appeared to the Egyptians and Arabians, from which it was derived.

Also in the old Writings of the Egyptians, I mean their hieroglyphick Writing, before the Use of Letters was known, we are told this was[Pg 272] the Mark that he was known by; and the Figure of a Goat was the Hieroglyphick of the Devil; some will affirm that the Devil was particularly pleased to be so represented; how they came by their Information, and whether they had it from his own Mouth or not, Authors have not yet determined.

Also in the ancient writings of the Egyptians, which is their hieroglyphic writing, before the use of letters was known, we are told this was[Pg 272] the mark by which he was recognized; and the image of a Goat was the Hieroglyphic for the Devil; some would argue that the Devil actually liked being portrayed this way; how they obtained their information, and whether they heard it directly from him or not, has yet to be determined by writers.

But be this as it will, I do not see that Satan could have been at a Loss for some extraordinary Figure to have banter’d Mankind with, tho’ this had not been thought of; but thinking of the Cloven-Foot first, and the Matter being indifferent, this took place, and easily rooted it self in the bewildred Fancy of the People, and now ’tis riveted too fast for the Devil himself to remove it if he was disposed to try; but as I said above, ’tis none of his Business to solve Doubts or remove Difficulties out of our Heads, but to perplex us with more, as much as he can.

But be that as it may, I don't see how Satan could have struggled to come up with some unusual figure to mock humanity, even if this idea hadn’t been considered first. But since the idea of the Cloven-Foot came up first, and the concept itself was neutral, it took hold and easily embedded itself in the confused imaginations of the people, and now it’s stuck there too firmly for the Devil himself to get rid of it if he wanted to. But as I mentioned earlier, it’s not his role to clear up doubts or remove difficulties from our minds; rather, it’s to confuse us with even more, as much as he can.

Some People carry this Matter a great deal higher still, and will have the Cloven-Foot be like the great Stone which the Brasilian Conjurers used to solve all difficult Questions upon, after having used a great many monstrous and barbarous Gestures and Distortions of their Bodies, and cut certain Marks or magical Figures upon the Stone; so, I say, they will have this Cloven-Foot be a kind of a Conjuring-Stone, and tell us, that in former Times, when Satan drove a greater Trade with Mankind in publick, than he has done of late, he gave this Cloven-Foot as a Token to his particular Favourites to work Wonders with, and to conjure by, and that Witches, Fairies, Hobgoblins, and such Things, of which the Antients had several Kinds, at least in their Imagination, had all a Goat’s Leg with a Cloven-Foot to put on upon extraordinary Occasions; it seems this Method is of late grown out of Practice,[Pg 273] and so like the melting of Marble and the painting of Glass, ’tis laid aside among the various useful Arts which History tells us are lost to the World; what may be practised in the Fairy World, if such a Place there be, we can give no particular Account at present.

Some people take this matter even further and believe the Cloven-Foot is like the great stone that the Brasilian Conjurers used to solve difficult questions, after performing many strange and exaggerated gestures and marking magical figures on the stone. They claim this Cloven-Foot serves as a kind of magical stone, telling us that in the past, when Satan interacted more openly with humanity than he does now, he gave this Cloven-Foot as a sign to his favorite followers to work wonders and perform magic. They assert that witches, fairies, hobgoblins, and other fantastical creatures, which the ancients believed in at least in their imagination, all had a Goat’s Leg with a Cloven-Foot for special occasions. It seems that this method has recently fallen out of practice,[Pg 273] and like the melting of marble and the painting of glass, it has been set aside among the various useful arts that history tells us have been lost to the world. We can't provide any specific details about what might happen in the fairy world, if such a place exists.

But neither is this all, for other wou’d-be-wise People take upon them to make farther and more considerable Improvements upon this Doctrine of the Cloven-Foot, and treat it as a most significant Instrument of Satan’s private Operation, and that as Joseph is said to Divine, that is to say, to conjure by his Golden Cup which was put into Benjamin’s Sack, so the Devil has managed several of his secret Operations, and Possessions, and other hellish Mechanisms upon the Spirits as well as Bodies of Men, by the Medium or Instrumentality of the Cloven-Foot; accordingly it had a Kind of an hellish Inspiration in it, and a separate and magical Power by which he wrought his infernal Miracles; that the Cloven-Foot had a superior Signification, and was not only emblematic and significative of the Conduct of Men, but really guided their Conduct in the most important Affairs of Life; and that the Agents the Devil employ’d to influence Mankind, and to delude them and draw them into all the Snares and Traps that he lays continually for their Destruction, were equipp’d with this Foot in Aid of their other Powers for Mischief.

But that's not all, because other would-be wise people take it upon themselves to make further and more significant improvements on this idea of the Cloven-Foot, treating it as a powerful tool of Satan's private operations. Just as Joseph is said to Divine, or to conjure with his Golden Cup that was placed in Benjamin’s sack, the Devil has executed many of his secret activities, possessions, and other hellish schemes on both the minds and bodies of humans through the Cloven-Foot. This concept carries a kind of hellish inspiration and possesses a separate, magical power through which he performs his infernal miracles. The Cloven-Foot holds a deeper meaning; it's not just symbolic of human behavior but actually influences their actions in the most crucial aspects of life. The agents the Devil employs to manipulate and deceive humanity, leading them into all the traps and snares he sets for their destruction, are equipped with this foot to enhance their other powers for causing harm.

Here they read us learn’d Lectures upon the sovereign Operations which the Devil is at present Master of, in the Government of human Affairs; and how the Cloven-Foot is an Emblem of the true double Entendre or divided Aspect, which the great Men of the World generally act with, and by which all their Affairs are directed; from whence it comes to pass that there is[Pg 274] no such Thing as a single hearted Integrity, or an upright Meaning to be found in the World; that Mankind, worse than the ravenous Brutes, preys upon his own Kind, and devours them by all the laudable Methods of Flattery, Whyne, Cheat and Treachery; Crocodile like, weeping over those it will devour, destroying those it smiles upon, and, in a Word, devours its own Kind, which the very Beasts refuse, and that by all the Ways of Fraud and Allurement that Hell can invent; holding out a cloven divided Hoof, or Hand, pretending to save, when the very Pretence is made use of to ensnare and destroy.

Here, they give us learned lectures about the powerful ways the Devil currently controls human affairs; how the cloven foot symbolizes the true double entendre or divided nature that the great men of the world often display, which directs all their actions. This explains why there is[Pg 274] no such thing as genuine integrity or honest intentions to be found. Humanity, worse than ravenous beasts, preys on its own kind, consuming them through deceitful tactics like flattery, whining, cheating, and treachery; like a crocodile, it weeps over those it will devour, destroying those it pretends to befriend. In short, it devours its own kind in ways even animals refuse to, using all the tricks and temptations that Hell can imagine, extending a cloven hoof or hand while pretending to help, even though that very pretense is just a trap meant to ensnare and destroy.

Thus the divided Hoof is the Representative of a divided double Tongue, and Heart, an Emblem of the most exquisite Hypocrisy, the most fawning and fatally deceiving Flattery; and here they give us very diverting Histories, tho’ tragical in themselves, of the manner which some of the Devil’s inspired Agents have manag’d themselves under the especial Influence of the Cloven-Foot; how they have made War under the Pretence of Peace, murther’d Garrisons under the most sacred Capitulations, massacred innocent Multitudes after Surrenders to Mercy.

Thus, the split Hoof represents a split double Tongue and Heart, symbolizing the utmost Hypocrisy, the most flattering and dangerously deceptive Flattery; and here they provide us with very entertaining stories, although tragic in nature, about how some of the Devil’s inspired Agents have conducted themselves under the special Influence of the Cloven-Foot; how they have waged War under the Pretense of Peace, murdered Garrisons under the most sacred Agreements, and massacred innocent Multitudes after Surrendering to Mercy.

Again, they tell us the Cloven-Foot has been made use of in all Treasons, Plots, Assassinations, and secret as well as open Murthers and Rebellions. Thus Joab under the Treason of an Embrace, shew’d how dexterously he could manage the Cloven-Foot, and struck Abner under the fifth Rib: Thus David play’d the Cloven-Foot upon poor Uriah, when he had a Mind to lie with his Wife: Thus Brutus play’d it upon Cæsar; and to come nearer home, we have had a great many retrograde Motions in this Country by this magical Implement the Foot; Such as that of the Earl of Essex’s Fate, beheading the Queen of Scots,[Pg 275] and diverse others in Queen Elizabeth’s Time: That of the Earl of Shrewsbury and Sir Thomas Overbury, Gondamor and Sir Walter Raleigh, and many others in King James the I.’s Time; in all which, if the Cloven-Foot had not been dexterously manag’d, those Murthers had not been so dexterously manag’d, or the Murtherers have so well been skreen’d from Justice; for which and the imprecated Justice of Heaven unappeased, some have thought the innocent Branches of the Royal House of Stuart did not fare the better in the Ages which follow’d.

Once again, they say that the Cloven-Foot has been involved in all treasons, plots, assassinations, and both secret and open murders and rebellions. Just as Joab demonstrated the treachery of an embrace when he expertly used the Cloven-Foot to strike Abner under the fifth rib. Similarly, David played the Cloven-Foot on poor Uriah when he wanted to sleep with his wife. Brutus used it against Cæsar; and closer to home, we have experienced many setbacks in this country due to this magical tool, the Foot. These include the fate of the Earl of Essex, the beheading of the Queen of Scots,[Pg 275] and several others during Queen Elizabeth’s reign: the Earl of Shrewsbury, Sir Thomas Overbury, Gondamor, Sir Walter Raleigh, and many others during the reign of King James I. In all these cases, if the Cloven-Foot hadn't been skillfully handled, those murders would have been less effectively carried out, or the murderers would not have escaped justice so easily. Because of this, and the unappeased judgment of Heaven, some believe that the innocent branches of the Royal House of Stuart did not fare well in the subsequent ages.

It must be confess’d, the Cloven-Foot was in its full Exercise in the next Reign, and the Generation that rose up immediately after them, arrived to the most exquisite Skill for Management of it; here they fasted and pray’d, there they plunder’d and murther’d; here they rais’d War for the King, and there they fought against him, cutting Throats for God’s Sake, and deposing both King and kingly Government according to Law.

It has to be admitted, the dark side was fully at work in the next reign, and the generation that came right after them became incredibly skilled at managing it; here they fasted and prayed, there they looted and killed; here they started wars for the King, and there they fought against him, slitting throats for God's sake, and overthrowing both the King and the monarchy according to the law.

Nor was the Cloven-Foot unemployed on all Sides, for ’tis the main Excellency of this Instrument of Hell, that it acts on every Side, it is its denominating Quality, and is for that Reason call’d a cloven or divided Hoof.

Nor was the Cloven-Foot inactive on all sides, because its main advantage as this instrument of hell is that it operates everywhere; that’s what defines it, and that’s why it’s called a cloven or divided hoof.

This mutilated Apparition has been so publick in other Countries too, that it seems to convince us the Devil is not confin’d to England only, but that as his Empire extended to all the sublunary World, so he gives them all Room to see he is qualified to manage them his own Way.

This mutilated apparition has been so public in other countries too that it seems to prove that the Devil isn't confined to England alone, but that just as his empire extends throughout the earthly realm, he allows everyone to see that he is capable of managing them his own way.

What abundant Use did that Prince of Dissemblers, Charles V. make of this Foot? ’twas by the Help of this Apparition of the Foot that he baited his Hook with the City of Milan, and tickled Francis I.[Pg 276] of France so well with it, that when he pass’d thro’ France, and was in that King’s Power, he let him go, and never get the Bait off of the Hook neither; it Seems the Foot was not on King Francis’s Side at that Time.

What clever tricks did that master manipulator, Charles V, pull with this Foot? It was thanks to this Foot's appearance that he lured the City of Milan into his grasp and tantalized Francis I.[Pg 276] of France so effectively that when he passed through France and fell into that King’s hands, he let him go without ever taking the bait off the hook. Apparently, the Foot wasn't on King Francis’s side at that moment.

How cruelly did Philip II. of Spain manage this Foot in the Murther of the Nobility of the Spanish Netherlands, the Assassination of the Prince of Orange, and at last: in that of his own Son Don Carlos Infant of Spain? and yet such was the Devil’s Craft, and so nicely did he bestir his Cloven-Hoof, that this Monarch died consolated (tho’ impenitent) in the Arms of the Church, and with the Benediction of the Clergy too, those second best Managers of the said Hoof in the World.

How cruelly did Philip II of Spain handle the murder of the nobility of the Spanish Netherlands, the assassination of the Prince of Orange, and ultimately, the death of his own son Don Carlos, the Infante of Spain? Yet such was the Devil’s cunning, and so carefully did he use his Cloven-Hoof, that this monarch died consoled (though unrepentant) in the arms of the Church, blessed by the clergy as well, those second best managers of the said Hoof in the world.

I must acknowledge, I agree with this Opinion thus far; namely, that the Devil acting by this Cloven-Foot, as a Machine, has done great Things in the World for the propagating his dark Empire among us; and History is full of Examples, besides the little low priz’d Things done among us; for we are come to such a Kind of Degeneracy in Folly, that we have even dishonour’d the Devil, and put this glorious Engine the Cloven-Foot to such mean Uses, that the Devil himself seems to be asham’d of us.

I have to say, I agree with this opinion so far; specifically, that the Devil, using this Cloven-Foot as a tool, has accomplished great things in the world to spread his dark Empire among us. History is full of examples, aside from the minor, undervalued things done among us. We have sunk to such a level of foolishness that we have even disrespected the Devil and put this impressive tool, the Cloven-Foot, to such petty uses that the Devil himself seems to be embarrassed by us.

But to return a little to foreign History, besides what has been mention’d above, we find flaming Examples of most glorious Mischief done by this Weapon, when put into the Hands of Kings and Men of Fame in the World: How many Games have the Kings of France play’d with this Cloven-Foot, and that within a few Years of one another? First, Charles IX. play’d the Cloven-Foot upon Gaspar Coligni Admiral of France, when he caress’d him, complimented him, invited him to Paris, to the Wedding of the King of Navarre, call’d him Father, kiss’d him, and when he was[Pg 277] wounded sent his own Surgeons to take Care of him, and yet three Days after order’d him to be assassinated and murther’d, used with a thousand Indignities, and at last thrown out of the Window into the Street to be insulted by the Rabble?

But to return to foreign history, aside from what’s been mentioned above, we see striking examples of glorious mischief caused by this weapon when it's in the hands of kings and famous men. How many games have the kings of France played with this Cloven-Foot, and all within a few years of each other? First, Charles IX played the Cloven-Foot on Gaspar Coligni, Admiral of France, when he flattered him, complimented him, invited him to Paris for the wedding of the King of Navarre, called him Father, kissed him, and when he was[Pg 277] wounded, sent his own surgeons to care for him. Yet, three days later, he ordered him to be assassinated and murdered, treated with a thousand indignities, and finally thrown out of the window into the street to be mocked by the crowd?

Did not Henry III. in the same Country, play the Cloven-Foot upon the Duke of Guise, when he call’d him to his Council, and caus’d him to be murther’d as he went in at the Door? The Guises again plaid the same Game back upon the King, when they sent out a Jacobin Friar to assassinate him in his Tent as he lay at the Siege of Paris.

Didn’t Henry III play a double game on the Duke of Guise in the same country by inviting him to his council and having him murdered at the door? The Guises retaliated by sending a Jacobin monk to assassinate the King in his tent while he was laying siege to Paris.

In a Word, this Opera of the Cloven-Foot has been acted all over the Christian World, ever since Judas betray’d the Son of God with a Kiss; nay, our Saviour says expresly of him, One of you is a Devil; and the sacred Text says in another Place, The Devil enter’d into Judas.

In short, this play of the Cloven-Foot has been performed across the Christian world ever since Judas betrayed the Son of God with a kiss; indeed, our Savior explicitly says of him, One of you is a Devil; and the holy text states elsewhere, The Devil entered into Judas.

It would take up a great deal of Time and Paper too, to give you a full Account of the Travels of this Cloven-Foot; its Progress into all the Courts of Europe, and with what most accurate Hypocrisy Satan has made use of it upon many Occasions, and with what Success; but as in the elaborate Work of which I just now gave you a Specimen I design one whole Volume upon this Subject, and which I shall call, The compleat History of the Cloven-Foot; I say, for that Reason, and diverse others, I shall say but very little more to it in this Place.

It would take a lot of time and paper to give you a complete account of the travels of this Cloven-Foot; its journey through all the courts of Europe, and how skillfully Satan has used it on many occasions, and with what success. However, as I plan to dedicate an entire volume to this subject, which I will title The Complete History of the Cloven-Foot, I’ll keep this brief for that reason and several others.

It remains to tell you, that this merry Story of the Cloven-Foot is very essential to the History which I am now writing, as it has been all along the great Emblem of the Devil’s Government in the World, and by which all his most considerable Engagements have been answer’d and executed; for as he is said not to be able to conceal this Foot, but that he carries it always with him, it[Pg 278] imports most plainly, that the Devil would be no Devil if he was not a Dissembler, a Deceiver, and carried a double Entendre in all he does or says; that he cannot but say one Thing and mean another, promise one Thing and do another, engage and not perform, declare and not intend, and act like a true Devil as he is, with a Countenance that is no Index of his Heart.

It’s important to mention that this funny story about the Cloven-Foot is crucial to the narrative I’m writing, as it has consistently represented the Devil's control in the world, through which all his major deals have been fulfilled. Just as he is said to be unable to hide this foot and always carries it with him, it clearly suggests that the Devil wouldn’t be a Devil if he weren't a trickster, a deceiver, and didn't have a double entendre in everything he does or says. He inevitably says one thing but means another, makes one promise and does another, commits and doesn’t follow through, declares but doesn’t intend to act, and behaves like the true Devil he is, with a face that doesn’t reflect his true feelings.

I might indeed go back to Originals, and derive this Cloven-Foot from Satan’s primitive State as a Cherubim or a celestial Being, which Cherubims, as Moses is said to have seen them about the Throne of God in Mount Sinai, and as the same Moses, from the Original represented them afterwards covering the Ark, had the Head and Face of a Man, Wings of an Eagle, Body of a Lion, and Legs and Feet of a Calf; but this is not so much to our present Purpose, for as we are to allow that whatever Satan had of heavenly Beauty before the Fall, he lost it all when he commenc’d Devil, so to fetch his Original so far up would be only to say, that he retain’d nothing but the Cloven-Foot, and that all the rest of him was alter’d and deform’d, become frightful and horrible as the Devil; but his Cloven-Foot, as we now understand it, is rather mystical and emblematick, and describes him only as the Fountain of Mischief and Treason, and the Prince of Hypocrites, and as such we are now to speak of him.

I might actually go back to the originals and say this Cloven-Foot comes from Satan's early form as a Cherub or a heavenly being, which Cherubim, as Moses reportedly saw them around God's Throne on Mount Sinai, and as the same Moses, from the original depiction, later showed them covering the Ark, had the Head and Face of a Man, Wings of an Eagle, Body of a Lion, and Legs and Feet of a Calf; but this isn't really our main point, because we have to accept that whatever Satan had of heavenly beauty before the Fall, he lost it all when he became the Devil. So, tracing his origin back that far would only mean he kept nothing but the Cloven-Foot, and that everything else about him changed and became distorted, turning into something terrifying and monstrous like the Demon; however, his Cloven-Foot, as we understand it, is more symbolic and emblematic, representing him as the source of Mischief and Betrayal, and the Prince of Hypocrites, and that's how we are going to discuss him now.

’Tis from this Original all the hypocritic World copy, he wears the Foot on their Account, and from this Model they act: This made our blessed Lord tell them, the Works of your Father ye will do, meaning the Devil, as he had express’d it just before.

It’s from this Original that the hypocritical world copies; he bears the burden for them, and they follow this example: This is why our blessed Lord told them, the Works of your Father you will do, referring to the Devil, as he had just stated before.

Nor does he deny the Use of the Foot to the meaner Class of his Disciples in the World, but[Pg 279] decently equips them all upon every Occasion with a needful Proportion of Hypocrisy and Deceit; that they may hand on the Power of promiscuous Fraud thro’ all his temporal Dominions, and wear the Foot always about them as a Badge of their profess’d Share in whatever is done by that Means.

Nor does he deny the use of the Foot to the lower-ranked members of his followers in the world, but[Pg 279] suitably equips them on every occasion with a necessary amount of hypocrisy and deceit; so they can carry on the power of widespread fraud throughout all his worldly domains, and always wear the Foot as a symbol of their claimed participation in whatever is accomplished through that means.

Thus every Dissembler, every false Friend, every secret Cheat, every Bearskin-Jobber has a Cloven-Foot, and so far hands on the Devil’s Interest by the same powerful Agency of Art, as the Devil himself uses to act when he appears in Person, or would act if he was just now upon the Spot; for this Foot is a Machine which is to be wound up and wound down, as the Cause it appears for requires; and there are Agents and Engineers to act in it by Directions of Satan (the grand Engineer) who lies still in his Retirement, only issuing out his Orders as he sees convenient.

So every pretender, every fake friend, every secret trickster, every phony has a Cloven-Foot, and they all operate in the Devil’s interest through the same powerful methods that the Devil himself uses to act when he shows up or would act if he were right here; this Foot is a device that can be wound up and down as needed for the situation; and there are agents and engineers working under the direction of Satan (the master engineer) who stays hidden, only issuing orders as he sees fit.

Again, every Class, every Trade, every Shopkeeper, every Pedlar, nay, that meanest of Tradesmen, that Church Pedlar the Pope, has a Cloven-Foot, with which he Paw wa’s upon the World, wishes them all well, and at the same time cheats them; wishes them all fed, and at the same time starves them; wishes them all in Heaven, and at the same time marches before them directly to the Devil, alamode de Cloven-Foot.

Again, every class, every trade, every shopkeeper, every peddler, even that lowly tradesman, the Church peddler known as the Pope, has a cloven foot, with which he *paws at* the world, wishing them all well while at the same time cheating them; wishing them all fed while also starving them; wishing them all in heaven while directly leading them to the devil, *alamode de cloven-foot*.

Nay, the very Bench, the everliving Foundation of Justice in the World; how often has it been made the Tool of Violence, the Refuge of Oppression, the Seat of Bribery and Corruption, by this Monster in Masquerade, and that every where (our own Country always excepted)? They had much better wipe out the Picture of justice blinded, and having the Sword and Scales in her Hand, which in foreign Countries is generally painted over the Seat of those who sit to do Justice, and place[Pg 280] instead thereof a naked unarm’d Cloven-Hoof, a proper Emblem of that Spirit that Influences the World, and of the Justice we often see administred among them; human Imagination cannot form an Idea more suitable, nor the Devil propose an Engine more or better qualified for an Operation of Justice, by the Influence of Bribery and Corruption; it is this magnipotent Instrument in the Hands of the Devil, which under the closest Disguise agitates every Passion, bribes every Affection, blackens every Virtue, gives a double Face to Words and Actions, and to all Persons who have any Concern in them, and in a Word, makes us all Devils to one another.

No, the very Bench, the living Foundation of Justice in the World; how often has it been turned into a Tool of Violence, a Shelter for Oppression, and a Seat for Bribery and Corruption, by this Monster in Disguise, and everywhere (except for our own Country)? It would be much better to remove the image of justice, blindfolded and holding the Sword and Scales, that is usually painted over the Seat of those who administer Justice in foreign Countries, and instead place[Pg 280] a naked, unarmed Cloven-Hoof, a fitting Symbol of that Spirit that Influences the World, and of the Justice we often see served among them; human Imagination cannot create a more suitable Idea, nor could the Devil propose a Tool more qualified for an Act of Justice, influenced by Bribery and Corruption; it is this powerful Instrument in the Hands of the Devil that, under the closest Disguise, stirs every Passion, bribes every Affection, tarnishes every Virtue, gives a double Face to Words and Actions, and to all Individuals involved, and in short, turns us all into Devils to one another.

Indeed the Devil has taken but a dark Emblem to be distinguish’d by, for this of a Goat was said to be a Creature hated by Mankind from the beginning, and that there is a natural Antipathy in Mankind against them: Hence the Scape Goat was to bear the Sins of the People, and to go into the Wilderness with all that Burthen upon him.

Indeed, the Devil has chosen a dark symbol to be recognized by, as the Goat was said to be a creature despised by humans from the beginning, and there is a natural distaste in people for them: thus, the Scapegoat was meant to carry the sins of the people and head into the wilderness with all that burden on him.

But we have a Saying among us, in Defence of which we must enquire into the proper Sphere of Action which may be assigned to this Cloven-Foot, as hitherto described: The Proverb is this; Every Devil has not a Cloven-Foot. This Proverb, instead of giving us some more favourable Thoughts of the Devil, confirms what I have said already, that the Devil rais’d this Scandal upon himself; I mean, the Report that he cannot conceal or disguise his Devil’s Foot, or Hoof, but that it must appear, under whatever Habit he shews himself; and the Reason I gave holds good still, namely, that he may be more effectually conceal’d when he goes abroad without it: For if the People were fully persuaded that the Devil could not appear without this Badge of[Pg 281] his Honour, or Mark of his Infamy, take it as you will; and that he was bound also to shew it upon all Occasions, it would be natural to conclude, that whatever frightful Appearances might be seen in the World, if the Cloven-Foot did not also appear, we had no Occasion to look for the Devil, or so much as to think of him, much less to apprehend he was near us; and as this might be a Mistake, and that the Devil might be there while we thought our selves so secure, it might on many Occasions be a Mistake of very ill Consequence, and in particular, as it would give the Devil room to act in the Dark, and not be discover’d, where it might be most needful to know him.

But we have a saying among us that we need to look into the right area of action for this Cloven-Foot I've described so far. The proverb goes like this: Not every Devil has a Cloven-Foot. This proverb, instead of giving us better views of the Devil, reinforces what I've already said: the Devil has brought this scandal onto himself; I mean, the rumor that he can't hide or disguise his devilish foot or hoof, but that it must show up, no matter what guise he takes. The reason I provided still stands, namely, that he can be much better concealed when he goes out without it: Because if people were fully convinced that the Devil couldn't appear without this badge of[Pg 281] his honor, or mark of his shame, take it as you will; and that he was also required to show it on all occasions, it would be natural to conclude that whatever frightening things might be seen in the world, if the Cloven-Foot didn't show up, we had no reason to look for the Devil, or even to think of him, much less to fear he was close by; and since this could lead to a mistake, and the Devil might be present while we thought we were safe, it could often be a mistake with very serious consequences, especially since it would give the Devil the opportunity to act in the dark and go unnoticed when it might be most crucial to recognize him.

From this short Hint, thus repeated, I draw a new Thesis, namely, That Devil is most dangerous that has no Cloven-Foot; or, if you will have it in Words more to the common Understanding, the Devil seems to be most dangerous when he goes without his Cloven-Foot.

From this brief hint, repeated as such, I come to a new conclusion, that the Devil is most dangerous when he doesn't have a Cloven Foot; or, to put it in simpler terms, the Devil appears to be most threatening when he is without his Cloven Foot.

And here a learned Speculation offers it self to our Debate, and which indeed I ought to call a Council of Casuists, and Men learned in the Devil’s Politicks, to determine:

And here a knowledgeable discussion comes up for our debate, and I should really call it a council of experts and people skilled in the Devil’s politics to decide.

Whether is most hurtful to the World, the Devil walking about without his Cloven-Foot, or the Cloven-Foot walking about without the Devil?

Whether it's more harmful to the World, the Devil roaming around without his Cloven-Foot, or the Cloven-Foot wandering around without the Devil?

It is indeed a nice and difficult Question, and merits to be well enquir’d into; for which Reason, and diverse others, I have referr’d it to be treated with some Decency, and as a Dispute of Dignity sufficient to take up a Chapter by itself.

It’s definitely an interesting and challenging question that deserves a thorough investigation. For this reason, and several others, I’ve decided to address it with some respect, treating it as a serious topic worthy of its own chapter.

 

 


Ch. VII.

Whether is most hurtful to the World, the Devil walking about without his Cloven-Foot, or the Cloven-Foot walking about without the Devil?

What's worse for the world, the Devil walking around without his cloven foot, or the cloven foot walking around without the Devil?

In discussing this most critical Distinction of Satan’s private Motions, I must, as the Pulpit Gentlemen direct us, explain the Text, and let you know what I mean by several dark Expressions in it, that I may not be understood to talk (as the Devil walks) in the dark.

In discussing this important distinction regarding Satan’s private influences, I must, as the pulpit leaders advise us, clarify the text and explain what I mean by various unclear phrases in it, so that I’m not misunderstood to be speaking (as the Devil does) in the dark.

1. As to the Devil’s walking about.

1. Regarding the Devil's wandering around.

2. His walking without his Cloven-Foot.

2. His walking without his Cloven-Foot.

3. The Cloven-Foot walking about without the Devil.

3. The Cloven-Foot walking around without the Devil.

 

Now as I study Brevity, and yet would be understood too, you may please to understand me as I understand my self, thus.

Now, as I look into Brevity, and still want to be understood, please understand me as I understand myself, like this.

1. That I must be allow’d to suppose the Devil really has a full Intercourse in, and through, and about this Globe, with Egress and Regress, for the carrying on his special Affairs, when, how, and where, to his Majesty, in his great Wisdom, it shall seem meet; that sometimes he appears and becomes visible, and that, like a Mastiff without his Clog, he does not always carry his Cloven-Foot with him. This will necessarily bring me to some Debate upon the most important Question of Apparitions, Hauntings, Walkings, &c. whether of Satan in[Pg 283] human Shape, or of human Creatures in the Devil’s Shape, or in any other manner whatsoever.

1. I have to allow myself to believe that the Devil really has full interaction in, through, and around this world, with the ability to come and go, to carry out his special business whenever, however, and wherever he sees fit; that sometimes he appears and becomes visible, and that, like a Mastiff without his collar, he doesn’t always show his Cloven Foot. This will inevitably lead me to a discussion about the very important question of Apparitions, Hauntings, Walkings, &c., whether they are of Satan in[Pg 283] human form, or of humans in the shape of the Devil, or in any other way at all.

2. I must also be allow’d to tell you that Satan has a great deal of Wrong done him by the general embracing vulgar Errors, and that there is a Cloven-Foot oftentimes without a Devil; or, in short, that Satan is not guilty of all the simple Things, no, or of all the wicked Things we charge him with.

2. I also have to say that Satan gets a lot of unfair blame from people believing common misconceptions, and that sometimes there’s a 'cloven foot' without a Devil; in short, Satan isn’t responsible for all the simple things, nor for all the evil things we accuse him of.

 

These two Heads well settled will fully explain the Title of this Chapter, answer the Query mentioned in it, and at the same time correspond very well with, and give us a farther Prospect into the main and original Design of this Work, namely, The History of the Devil. We are so fond of, and pleased with the general Notion of seeing the Devil, that I am loth to disoblige my Readers so much as calling in question his Visibility would do. Nor is it my Business, any more than it is his, to undeceive them, where the Belief is so agreeable to them; especially since upon the whole ’tis not one Farthing matter, either on one Side or on the other, whether it be so or no, or whether the Truth of Fact be ever discovered or not.

These two main points will clearly explain the title of this chapter, address the question posed in it, and also align well with and provide us a deeper insight into the overall purpose of this work, namely, The History of the Devil. We are so fond of the general idea of seeing the Devil that I hesitate to upset my readers by questioning his visibility. It's not my role, just like it’s not his, to correct them when their belief brings them joy; especially since, ultimately, it doesn’t really matter at all whether it’s true or not, or whether the truth is ever revealed.

Certain it is, whether we see him or no, here he is, and I make no doubt but he is looking on while I am writing this Part of his Story, whether behind me, or at my Elbow, or over my Shoulder, is not material to me, nor have I once turned my Head about to see whether he is there or no; for if he be not in the Inside, I have so mean an Opinion of all his extravasated Powers, that it seems of very little Consequence to me what Shape he takes up, or in what Posture he appears; nor indeed can I find in all my Enquiry[Pg 284] that ever the Devil appear’d (Qua Devil) in any of the most dangerous or important of his Designs in the World; the most of his Projects, especially of the significant Part of them, having been carried on another way.

Surely, whether we can see him or not, he is here, and I have no doubt he is watching while I write this part of his story, whether he’s behind me, next to me, or over my shoulder. It doesn’t matter to me, and I haven’t once turned my head to check if he’s there; because if he’s not inside, I have such a low opinion of all his wild abilities that it seems of very little consequence to me what form he takes or what position he’s in. In fact, I can't find in all my research[Pg 284] any instance where the Devil appeared (as the Devil) in any of his most dangerous or important plans in the world; most of his schemes, especially the significant ones, were carried out in other ways.

However, as I am satisfied no Body will be pleas’d if I should dispute the Reality of his Appearance, and the World runs away with it as a receiv’d Point, and that admits no Dispute, I shall most readily grant the General, and give you some Account of the Particulars.

However, since I’m sure no one would be happy if I questioned the reality of his appearance, and since the world has accepted it as a fact that doesn’t invite debate, I will gladly agree to the general idea and provide you with some details about the specifics.

History is fruitful of Particulars, whether Invention has supply’d them or not, I will not say, where the Devil is brought upon the Stage in plain and undeniable Apparition: The Story of Samuel being rais’d by the Witch of Endor, I shall leave quite out of my List, because there are so many Scruples and Objections against that Story; and as I shall not dispute with the Scripture, so on the other hand, I have so much Deference for the Dignity of the Devil, as not to determine rashly how far it may be in the Power of every old (Witch) Woman, to call him up whenever she pleases, and that he must come, whatever the Pretence is, or whatever Business of Consequence he may be engaged in, as often as ’tis needful for her to Pa wa for half a Crown, or perhaps less than half the Money.

History offers plenty of details, whether invention has provided them or not, I won't say, especially when the Devil appears on stage in a clear and undeniable way: The story of Samuel being summoned by the Witch of Endor will be left out of my list, as there are so many doubts and objections regarding that tale; and while I won't argue with the Scripture, I also have enough respect for the dignity of the Devil to refrain from hastily deciding how capable any old (Witch) woman may be of summoning him whenever she likes, expecting him to show up, regardless of the pretense or whatever important business he might be involved in, each time it's necessary for her to Pa wa for half a crown, or perhaps even less than half the money.

Nor will I undertake to tell you, till I have talk’d farther with him about it, how far the Devil is concern’d to discover Frauds, detect Murthers, reveal Secrets, and especially to tell where any Money is hid, and shew Folks where to find it; ’tis an odd thing that Satan should think it of Consequence to come and tell us where such a Miser hid a Strong Box, or where such an old Woman buried her Chamber Pot full of Money, the Value of all which is perhaps but a[Pg 285] Trifle, when at the same time he lets so many Veins of Gold, so many unexhausted Mines, nay, Mountains of Silver, as, we may depend upon it, are hid in the Bowels of the Earth, and which it would be so much to the Good of whole Nations to discover, lie still there, and never say one Word of them to any Body. Besides, how does the Devil’s doing Things so foreign to himself, and so out of his way, agree with the rest of his Character; namely, shewing a kind of a friendly Disposition to Mankind, or doing beneficent Things? This is so beneath Satan’s Quality, and looks so little, that I scarce know what to say to it; but that which is still more pungent in the Case is, these Things are so out of his Road, and so foreign to his Calling, that it shocks our Faith in them, and seems to clash with all the just Notions we have of him, and of his Business in the World. The like is to be said of those little merry Turns we bring him in acting with us, and upon us, upon trifling and simple Occasions, such as tumbling Chairs and Stools about House, setting Pots and Vessels Bottom upward, tossing the Glass and Crokery Ware about without breaking; and such like mean foolish Things, beneath the Dignity of the Devil, who, in my Opinion, is rather employ’d in setting the World with the Bottom upward, tumbling Kings and Crowns about, and dashing the Nations one against another; raising Tempests and Storms, whether at Sea, or on Shore; and, in a word, doing capital Mischiefs suitable to his Nature, and agreeable to his Name, Devil; and suited to that Circumstance of his Condition, which I have fully represented in the primitive Part of his exil’d State.

I won't try to tell you, until I've talked more with him about it, how involved the Devil is in uncovering frauds, solving murders, revealing secrets, and especially in finding out where any money is hidden and showing people where to dig it up. It's strange that Satan would think it's important to come and tell us where some miser hid a strongbox or where some old lady buried her Chamber Pot full of cash, the value of which is probably just a[Pg 285] trifle, while he leaves so many veins of gold, countless untapped mines, and even mountains of silver, which we can be sure are hidden in the earth, completely untouched and never mentions them to anyone. Besides, how does the Devil doing things so unrelated to himself and so out of his way fit with the rest of his character, like showing a friendly attitude towards mankind or doing good deeds? This is so beneath Satan's nature, it seems so petty that I'm not sure what to make of it; but what's even more striking is that these things are so outside his realm and so contrary to his purpose that it shakes our faith in them, and seems to contradict all the reasonable ideas we have about him and his role in the world. The same can be said about those little silly tricks we imagine him doing with us and to us, on trivial and pointless occasions, like knocking chairs and stools around the house, turning pots and vessels upside down, tossing glass and crockery around without breaking them; and other such petty, ridiculous things that are beneath the dignity of the Devil, who in my view should be busy turning the world upside down, knocking kings and crowns about, and colliding nations with one another; creating tempests and storms, whether at sea or on land; and in short, causing significant trouble that fits his nature and aligns with his name, Devil; and is suited to that state of being I've thoroughly described in the initial part of his exiled condition.

But to bring in the Devil playing at Push-pin with the World, or like Domitian catching Flies,[Pg 286] that is to say, doing nothing to the purpose; this is not only deluding our selves, but putting a Slur upon the Devil himself; and, I say, I shall not dishonour Satan so much as to suppose any thing in it: However, as I must have a care too how I take away the proper Materials of Winter Evening Frippery, and leave the good Wives nothing of the Devil to fright the Children with, I shall carry the weighty Point no farther. No doubt the Devil and Dr. Faustus were very intimate; I should rob you of a very significant [6] Proverb, if I should so much as doubt it; no doubt the Devil shew’d himself in the Glass to that fair Lady who look’d in it to see where to place her Patches; but then it should follow too that the Devil is an Enemy to the Ladies wearing Patches, and that has some Difficulties in it which we cannot so easily reconcile; but we must tell the Story, and leave out the Consequences.

But to bring in the Devil playing games with the World, or like Domitian catching flies,[Pg 286] meaning doing nothing of significance; this is not only misleading ourselves but also casting a negative light on the Devil himself; and I say, I won't dishonor Satan by assuming there's anything to it. However, I have to be careful not to take away the usual material of winter evening nonsense and leave the good wives with nothing to scare the kids with, so I won’t push this point further. There’s no doubt that the Devil and Dr. Faustus were very close; I would be depriving you of a very important [6] proverb if I even doubted that; no doubt the Devil showed himself in the mirror to that pretty lady who looked in it to see where to put her patches; but that would also imply that the Devil is against ladies wearing patches, and that raises some difficulties that we can’t easily resolve; but we must tell the story and leave out the consequences.

But to come to more remarkable Things, and in which the Devil has thought fit to act in a Figure more suitable to his Dignity, and on Occasions consistent with himself; take the Story of the Appearance of Julius Cæsar, or the Devil assuming that murthered Emperor, to the great Marcus Brutus, who notwithstanding all the good Things said to justify it, was no less than a King-killer and an Assassinator, which we in our Language call by a very good Name, and peculiar to the English Tongue, a Ruffian.

But to get to more remarkable things, where the Devil has chosen to present himself in a way that's more fitting to his status, and on occasions true to his nature; consider the story of the appearance of Julius Cæsar, or the Devil taking on the form of that murdered Emperor, to the great Marcus Brutus. Despite all the good things said to justify it, he was still a king-killer and an assassin, which we in our language aptly call by a very appropriate term unique to the English tongue: a Ruffian.

The Spectre had certainly the Appearance of Cæsar, with his Wounds bleeding fresh, as if he had just receiv’d the fatal Blow; he had reproach’d him with his Ingratitude, with a Tu Brute! tu quoque, mi fili: “What Thou Brutus! [Pg 287]Thou, my adopted Son!” Now History seems to agree universally, not only in the Story itself, but in the Circumstances of it; we have only to observe that the Devil had certainly Power to assume, not a human Shape only, but the Shape of Julius Cæsar in particular.

The Spectre definitely looked like Cæsar, with fresh wounds bleeding, as if he had just received the fatal blow; he reproached him for his ingratitude, saying, Tu Brute! tu quoque, mi fili: “What, you Brutus? [Pg 287]You, my adopted son!” Now history seems to agree universally, not just in the story itself, but in its circumstances; we just need to note that the Devil certainly had the power to take on not just a human form, but specifically the form of Julius Cæsar.

Had Brutus been a timorous Conscience-harry’d, weak-headed Wretch, had he been under the Horror of the Guilt, and terrify’d with the Dangers that were before him at that time, we might suggest that he was over-run with the Vapours, that the Terrors which were upon his Mind disorder’d him, that his Head was delirious and prepossess’d, and that his Fancy only plac’d Cæsar so continually in his Eye, that it realiz’d him to his Imagination, and he believ’d he saw him; with many other suggested Difficulties to invalidate the Story, and render the Reality of it doubtful.

Had Brutus been a fearful, guilt-ridden, weak-minded person, under the weight of his guilt and terrified by the dangers in front of him at that moment, we might argue that he was overwhelmed by anxiety, that the fears in his mind disordered him, that his head was confused and obsessed, and that his imagination fixated on Cæsar so persistently that it made him believe he actually saw him, along with many other suggested issues to undermine the story and make its reality questionable.

But the contrary, to an Extreme, was the Case of Brutus; his known Character plac’d him above the Power of all Hypocondriacks, or fanciful Delusions; Brutus was of a true Roman Spirit, a bold Hero, of an intrepid Courage; one that scorn’d to fear even the Devil, as the Story allows: Besides, he glory’d in the Action; there cou’d be no Terror of Mind upon him; he valued himself upon it, as done in the Service of Liberty, and the Cause of his Country; and was so far from being frighted at the Devil in the worst Shape, that he spoke first to him, and ask’d him, What art thou? and when he was cited to see him again at Philippi, answer’d, with a Gallantry that knew no Fear, well I will see thee there. Whatever the Devil’s Business was with Brutus, this is certain, according to all the Historians who give us the Account of it, that Brutus discover’d no Fear; he did not, like Saul at Endor,[Pg 288] fall to the Ground in a Swoon, 1 Sam. xxviii. 20. Then Saul fell all along upon the Earth, and there was no Strength in him, and was sore afraid. In a word, I see no room to charge Brutus with being over-run with the Hyppo, or with Vapours, or with Fright and Terror of Mind; but he saw the Devil, that’s certain, and with Eyes open, his Courage not at all daunted, his Mind resolute, and with the utmost Composure spoke to him, reply’d to his Answer, and defy’d his Summons to Death, which indeed he fear’d not, as appear’d afterward.

But the opposite, to an extreme, was the case of Brutus; his known character placed him above the influence of all hypochondriacs or fanciful delusions. Brutus had a true Roman spirit, a bold hero with fearless courage; he scorned to be afraid even of the Devil, as the story goes. Moreover, he took pride in his actions; there could be no fear in his mind; he valued himself for acting in service of liberty and his country’s cause. He was so far from being frightened by the Devil in the worst form that he spoke to him first, asking, What are you? When he was summoned to see him again at Philippi, he responded with a bravery that knew no fear, saying, Well, I will see you there. Whatever the Devil wanted with Brutus, it’s certain that, according to all the historians who recount this, Brutus showed no fear; he didn’t, like Saul at Endor,[Pg 288] fall to the ground in a swoon, as in 1 Sam. xxviii. 20. Then Saul fell all along upon the Earth, and there was no Strength in him, and was sore afraid. In short, I see no reason to accuse Brutus of being overwhelmed by the Hyppo, or by vapors, or by fear and terror in his mind; but he definitely saw the Devil, with his eyes open, his courage undaunted, his mind resolute, and with the utmost composure, he spoke to him, replied to his answer, and defied his summons to death, which indeed he did not fear, as became clear later on.

I come next to an Instance as eminent in History as the other; this was in Char. VI. of France, sirnamed, The Beloved; who riding over the Forest near Mans, a ghastly frightful Fellow (that is to say, the Devil so clothed in human Vizor) came up to his Horse, and taking hold of his Bridle, stop’d him, with the Addition of these Words, Stop King, whither go you? You are betray’d! and immediately disappear’d. It is true, the King had been distemper’d in his Head before, and so he might have been deceived, and we might have charg’d it to the Account of a whimsical Brain, or the Power of his Imagination; but this was in the Face of his Attendants, several of his great Officers, Courtiers, and Princes of the Blood being with him, who all saw the Man, heard the Words, and immediately, to their Astonishment, lost Sight of the Spectre, who vanish’d from them all.

I’ll now mention an example in history that's just as significant as the previous one. This involves Char. VI of France, known as The Beloved; while riding through the forest near Mans, a terrifying figure (specifically, the Devil disguised as a human) approached his horse, grabbed the bridle, and stopped him with the words, Stop, King, where are you going? You are betrayed! and then disappeared. It's true that the King had previously been unwell, which may have led to a misunderstanding, and we might attribute it to a troubled mind or the power of his imagination. However, this incident happened in front of his attendants, including several high-ranking officers, courtiers, and royal family members who were with him. They all saw the figure, heard the words, and were immediately astonished when the specter vanished from their sight.

Two Witnesses will convict a Murtherer, why not a Traitor? This must be the Old Gentleman, emblematically so called, or who must it be? nay, who else could it be? His Ugliness is not the Case, tho’ ugly as the Devil, is a Proverb in his Favour; but vanishing out of sight is an Essential to a Spirit, and to an evil Spirit in our Times especially.

Two witnesses can convict a murderer, so why not a traitor? This must be the Old Gentleman, as he's symbolically called, or who else could it be? Seriously, who else could it be? His ugliness isn't the point, even though being ugly as the Devil is a saying that works in his favor; but disappearing from view is essential for a spirit, and particularly for an evil spirit in our times.

[Pg 289]These are some of the Devil’s Extraordinaries, and it must be confess’d they are not the most agreeable to Mankind, for sometimes he takes upon him to disorder his Friends very much on these Occasions, as in the above Case of Cha. VI. of France; the King, they say, was really demented ever after; that is, as we vulgarly, but not always improperly, express it, he was really frighted out of his Wits. Whether the malicious Devil intended it so, or not, is not certain, tho’ it was not so foreign to his particular Disposition if he did.

[Pg 289]These are some of the Devil’s Extraordinaries, and it has to be admitted they’re not the most pleasing to humanity, since sometimes he really messes with his friends during these situations, like in the case of Cha. VI. of France; they say the King became truly unhinged afterward; that is, as we commonly but not always incorrectly say, he was genuinely frightened out of his wits. Whether the malicious Devil meant it that way or not is uncertain, although it wouldn't be out of character for him if he did.

But where he is more intimate, we are told he appears in a manner less disagreeable, and there he is more properly a familiar Spirit; that is, in short, a Devil of their Acquaintance: It is true, the Antients understand the Word, a familiar Spirit, to be one of the kinds of Possession; but if it serves our turn as well under the Denomination of an intimate Devil, or a Devil visitant, it must be acknowledg’d to be as near in the literal Sense and Acceptation of the Word, as the other; nay, it must be allow’d ’tis a very great Piece of Familiarity in the Devil to make Visits, and shew none of his Disagreeables, not appear formidable, or in the Shape of what he is, respectfully withholding his dismal Part, in Compassion to the Infirmities of his Friends.

But in more familiar settings, we’re told he comes off as less unpleasant, and there he is more accurately described as a familiar Spirit; in short, a Devil we know well. It’s true that the ancients understood the term familiar Spirit to refer to a type of possession; however, if it serves our purpose to think of it as an intimate Devil or a visiting Devil, it must be acknowledged to be just as close in the literal sense and meaning of the word as the other. In fact, it can be seen as quite a significant act of familiarity for the Devil to make visits and not show his unpleasant side, to not appear threatening, or in his true form, graciously hiding his dismal aspects out of compassion for the weaknesses of his friends.

It is true, Satan may be oblig’d to make different Appearances, as the several Circumstances of Things call for it; in some Cases he makes his publick Entry, and then he must shew himself in his Habit of Ceremony; in other Cases he comes upon private Business, and then he appears in Disguise; in some publick Cases he may thing fit to be incog. and then he appears dress’d a la Masque; so they say he appear’d at the famous St. Bartholomew Wedding at Paris, where,[Pg 290] he came in dress’d up like a Trumpeter, danc’d in his Habit, sounded a Levet, and then went out and rung the Alarm-Bell (which was the Signal to begin the Massacre) half an Hour before the Time appointed, lest the King’s Mind should alter, and his Heart fail him.

It's true, Satan may need to show himself in different ways depending on the situation; sometimes he makes a grand entrance and has to appear formally; other times he comes for private matters and shows up in disguise; in certain public situations, he might choose to be incog. and then he dresses a la Masque; for example, they say he showed up at the famous St. Bartholomew Wedding in Paris, where,[Pg 290] he dressed as a trumpeter, danced in his outfit, sounded a Levet, and then went out and rang the alarm bell (which signaled the start of the massacre) half an hour early, just in case the King changed his mind and backed out.

If the Story be not made upon him, (for we should not slander the Devil) it should seem, he was not thoroughly satisfied in King Charles IX.’s Steadiness in his Cause; for the King, it seems, had relax’d a little once before, and Satan might be afraid he would fall off again, and so prevent the Execution: Others say, the King did relent immediately after the ringing the Alarm-Bell, but that then it was too late, the Work was begun, and the Rage of Blood having been let loose among the People, there was no recalling the Order. If the Devil was thus brought to the Necessity of a secret Management, it must be owned he did it dexterously; but I have not Authority enough for the Story, to charge him with the Particulars, so I leave it au croc.

If the story isn't made up about him (because we shouldn't slander the Devil), it seems he wasn’t completely confident in King Charles IX’s commitment to his cause. Apparently, the King had wavered a bit before, and Satan might have been worried he would back out again, which could stop the execution. Others say the King had a change of heart right after the Alarm-Bell rang, but by then it was too late; the work had already started, and the bloodlust among the people had been unleashed, making it impossible to reverse the order. If the Devil found himself needing to manage things secretly, it has to be acknowledged that he did it skillfully. However, I don’t have enough credibility for the story to pin down the specifics on him, so I’ll leave it au croc.

I have much better Vouchers for the Story following, which I had so solemnly confirm’d by one that liv’d in the Family, that I never doubted the Truth of it. There liv’d, in the Parish of St. Bennet Fynk, near the Royal Exchange, an honest poor Widow Woman, who, her Husband being lately dead, took Lodgers into her House; that is, she let out some of her Rooms in order to lessen her own Charge of Rent; among the rest, she let her Garrets to a working Watchwheel-maker, or one some way concern’d in making the Movements of Watches, and who work’d to those Shop-keepers who sell Watches; as is usual.

I have much better evidence for the story that follows, which I had so seriously confirmed by someone who lived in the family that I never doubted its truth. In the parish of St. Bennet Fynk, near the Royal Exchange, there lived an honest poor widow who, after her husband's recent death, took in lodgers to help with her rent. Among others, she rented out her attic to a working watchmaker, or someone involved in making the movements of watches, who worked for the shopkeepers that sell watches, as is common.

It happened that a Man and Woman went up, to speak with this Movement-maker upon some[Pg 291] Business which related to his Trade, and when they were near the Top of the Stairs, the Garret-Door where he usually worked being wide open, they saw the poor Man (the Watch-maker, or Wheel-maker) had hang’d himself upon a Beam which was left open in the Room a little lower than the Plaister, or Ceiling: Surpriz’d at the Sight, the Woman stop’d, and cried out to the Man who was behind her on the Stairs that he should run up, and cut the poor Creature down.

It just so happened that a man and a woman went upstairs to talk to this movement-maker about some[Pg 291] business related to his trade. When they were near the top of the stairs, they noticed the door to the attic where he usually worked was wide open. To their shock, they saw the poor man (the watchmaker or wheel-maker) had hanged himself from a beam just below the plaster ceiling. Surprised by the sight, the woman stopped and shouted to the man behind her to run up and cut the poor guy down.

At that very Moment comes a Man hastily from another Part of the Room which they upon the Stairs could not see, bringing a Joint-Stool in his Hand, as if in great Haste, and sets it down just by the Wretch that was hang’d, and getting up as hastily upon it pulls a Knife out of his Pocket, and taking hold of the Rope with one of his Hands, beckon’d to the Woman and the Man behind her with his Head, as if to stop and not come up, shewing them the Knife in his other Hand, as if he was just going to cut the poor Man down.

At that very moment, a man rushes in from another part of the room, which they couldn't see from the stairs, carrying a joint stool in his hand as if he’s in a big hurry. He sets it down right next to the poor guy who was hanging and quickly climbs up on it. Pulling a knife out of his pocket, he grabs hold of the rope with one hand and gestures with his head to the woman and the man behind her, signaling them to stop and not come closer. He shows them the knife in his other hand, as if he’s about to cut the poor man down.

Upon this, the Woman stopp’d a while, but the Man who stood on the Joint-Stool continued with his Hand and Knife as if fumbling at the Knot, but did not yet cut the Man down; at which the Woman cried out again, and the Man behind her call’d to her. Go up, says he, and help the Man upon the Stool! supposing something hindred. But the Man upon the Stool made Signs to them again to be quiet, and not come on, as if saying, I shall do it immediately; then he made two Strokes with his Knife, as if cutting the Rope, and then stopp’d again; and still the poor Man was hanging, and consequently dying: Upon this, the Woman on the Stairs cried out to him. What ails you? Why don’t you cut the poor Man down? And the Man behind her,[Pg 292] having no more Patience, thrusts her by, and said to her. Let me come, I’ll warrant you I’ll do it; and with that runs up and forward into the Room to the Man; but when he came there, behold, the poor Man was there hanging; but no Man with a Knife, or Joint-Stool, or any such thing to be seen, all that was Spectre and Delusion, in order, no doubt, to let the poor Creature that had hang’d himself perish and expire.

Upon this, the Woman paused for a moment, but the Man who was on the Stool continued to work with his Hand and Knife as if trying to untie the Knot, but he still hadn’t cut the Man down; at which point the Woman shouted again, and the Man behind her called to her. "Go up," he said, "and help the Man on the Stool!" thinking something was holding him back. But the Man on the Stool gestured for them to be quiet and not to come closer, as if to say, "I will do it right away;" then he made two cuts with his Knife, as if he was cutting the Rope, and then paused again; yet the poor Man remained hanging, and was clearly dying. At this, the Woman on the Stairs shouted to him, "What’s wrong? Why don’t you cut the poor Man down?" And the Man behind her, having lost all patience, pushed her aside and said, "Let me come, I’ll promise I’ll do it;" and with that, he rushed forward into the Room towards the Man; but when he got there, he saw the poor Man still hanging; but there was no Man with a Knife or Stool or anything else in sight, it was all just a Vision and Delusion, no doubt intended to let the poor Creature who had hung himself suffer and die.

The Man was so frighted and surpriz’d, that with all the Courage he had before, he drop’d on the Floor as one dead, and the Woman at last was fain to cut the poor Man down with a Pair of Scissars, and had much to do to effect it.

The man was so scared and shocked that, despite having all the courage before, he dropped to the floor like he was dead. The woman ended up having to cut the poor man down with a pair of scissors, and it took a lot of effort to do so.

As I have no room to doubt the Truth of this Story, which I had from Persons on whose Honesty I could depend. So I think it needs very little Trouble to convince us who the Man upon the Stool must be, and that it was the Devil who plac’d himself there in order to finish the Murther of the Man who he had, Devil-like, tempted before, and prevail’d with to be his own Executioner. Besides, it corresponds so well with the Devil’s Nature, and with his Business, viz. that of a Murtherer, that I never question’d it; nor can I think we wrong the Devil at all to charge him with it.

Since I have no doubt about the truth of this story, which I heard from people I trust, I believe it takes very little effort to figure out who the man on the stool must be. It was the Devil, who positioned himself there to complete the murder of the man he had, like a Devil, tempted before and convinced to be his own executioner. Moreover, it aligns perfectly with the Devil’s nature and his role as a murderer, so I have never questioned it; I also don’t think we are wronging the Devil by blaming him for it.

N. B. I cannot be positive in the remaining Part of this Story, viz. whether the Man was cut down soon enough to be recover’d, or whether the Devil carry’d his Point, and kept off the Man and Woman till it was too late; but be it which it will, ’tis plain he did his Devilish Endeavour, and stay’d till he was forc’d to abscond again.

N. B. I can't say for sure in the rest of this story, viz. whether the man was saved in time or if the Devil succeeded in keeping the man and woman away until it was too late; but whatever happened, it’s clear he made his wicked efforts and stayed until he had to run away again.

 

We have many solid Tales well attested, as well in History as in the Reports of honest People,[Pg 293] who could not be deceived, intimating the Devil’s personal Appearance, some in one Place, some in another; as also sometimes in one Habit or Dress, and sometimes in another; and it is to be observed, that in none of those which are most like to be real, and in which there is least of Fancy and Vapour, you have any Mention of the Cloven Foot, which rather seems to be a mere Invention of Men (and perhaps chiefly of those who had a Cloven Understanding) I mean a shallow kind of Craft, the Effect of an empty and simple Head, thinking by such a well-meant, tho’ weak Fraud, to represent the Devil to the old Women and Children of the Age, with some Addition suitable to the Weakness of their Intellects, and suited to making them afraid of him.

We have many credible stories, well-supported both in history and from honest people,[Pg 293] who couldn’t be fooled, suggesting the Devil’s personal appearance, sometimes in one location and sometimes in another; also, at times in one outfit or another. It’s important to note that in none of those accounts that seem most likely to be true, and where there’s the least amount of imagination or nonsense, is there any mention of the Cloven Foot. This seems more like a mere invention of people (perhaps mainly those with a narrow understanding)—a shallow kind of trick, resulting from a simple mind, thinking that by such a well-meaning, albeit weak, deception they could depict the Devil to the old women and children of the time, with some addition suitable to their limited understanding, aimed at making them afraid of him.

I have another Account of a Person who travell’d upwards of four Years with the Devil in his Company, and convers’d most intimately with him all the while; nay, if I may believe the Story, he knew most part of the Time that he was the Devil, and yet convers’d with him, and that very profitably, for he perform’d many very useful Services for him, and constantly preserv’d him from the Danger of Wolves and wild Beasts, which the Country he travell’d thro’ was intolerably full of. Where, by the way, you are to understand, that the Wolves and Bears in those Countries knew the Devil, whatever Disguise he went in; or that the Devil has some Way to fright Bears and such Creatures, more than we know of. Nor could this Devil ever be prevail’d upon to hurt him or any of his Company. This Account has an innumerable Number of diverting Incidents attending it; but they are equal to all the rest in Bulk, and therefore too long for this Book.

I have another story about a person who traveled for over four years with the Devil by his side and had a close relationship with him the whole time. In fact, if I can believe the tale, he was mostly aware that he was with the Devil, and still engaged with him, which turned out to be very beneficial. The Devil provided him with many useful services and constantly kept him safe from the danger of wolves and wild animals that filled the areas he traveled through. By the way, you should note that the wolves and bears in those regions recognized the Devil, no matter what disguise he wore, or perhaps the Devil had some way to scare off bears and other creatures that we don’t understand. This Devil was never swayed to harm him or any of his companions. This account is filled with countless entertaining incidents, but they are all significant in length, making them too much for this book.

[Pg 294]I find too upon some more ordinary Occasions the Devil has appear’d to several People at their Call: This indeed shews abundance of good Humour in him, considering him as a Devil, and that he was mighty complaisant: Nay some, they tell us, have a Power to raise the Devil whenever they think fit; this I cannot bring the Devil to a Level with, unless I should allow him to be Servus Servorum, as another Devil in Disguise calls himself; subjected to ever old Wizard’s Call; or that he is under a Necessity of appearing on such or such particular Occasions, whoever it is that calls him; which would bring the Devil’s Circumstances to a pitch of Slavery which I see no Reason to believe of them.

[Pg 294]I've also noticed that, on some more casual occasions, the Devil has shown up to several people when they called for him. This really shows his sense of humor, considering he’s a Devil, and he was quite accommodating: In fact, some say that certain people have the ability to summon the Devil whenever they want; I can’t quite accept that the Devil is on the same level as that unless I agree to see him as Servus Servorum, like another Devil in disguise describes himself; subservient to any old wizard's command; or that he’s somehow required to show up at specific times, no matter who calls him. This would imply that the Devil is in such a state of servitude that I see no reason to believe in.

Here also I must take Notice again, that tho’ I say the Devil, when I speak of all these Apparitions, whether of a greater or lesser Kind, yet I am not oblig’d to suppose Satan himself in Person is concern’d to shew himself, but that some of his Agents, Deputies and Servants, are sent to that Purpose, and directed what Disguise of Flesh and Blood to put on, as may be suitable to the Occasion.

Here, I have to point out again that even though I refer to the Devil when talking about all these appearances, whether they are major or minor, I’m not required to think that Satan himself is actually involved in showing up. Rather, some of his Agents, deputies, and servants are sent for that purpose and instructed on what form to take that fits the situation.

This seems to be the only Way to reconcile all those simple and ridiculous Appearances which not Satan, but his Emissaries, (which we old Women call Imps) sometimes make, and the mean and sorry Employment they are put to: Thus Fame tells us of a certain Witch of Quality, who call’d the Devil once to carry her over a Brook where the Water was swell’d with a hasty Rain, and lash’d him soundly with her Whip for letting her Ladyship fall into the Water before she was quite over. Thus also, as Fame tells us, she set the Devil to work, and made him build Crowland Abbey, where there was no Foundation to be found, only for [Pg 295]disturbing the Workmen a little who were first set about it. So it seems another laborious Devil was oblig’d to dig the great Ditch cross the Country from the Fenn Country to the Edge of Suffolk and Essex; which who ever he has preserv’d the Reputation of, and where it crosses New-Market Heath, ’tis call’d Devil’s Ditch to this Day.

This seems to be the only way to make sense of all those simple and absurd appearances that are not caused by Satan, but by his minions, which we old folks call imps, and the petty tasks they have to do. For example, legend tells us of a certain high-born witch who once summoned the Devil to carry her over a stream swollen by a sudden rain, and then whipped him soundly for letting her fall into the water before she was fully across. Similarly, as the story goes, she made the Devil build Crowland Abbey, where there was no foundation to be found, just to annoy the workmen who were trying to get started. It seems another hardworking Devil had to dig the great ditch that runs across the country from the Fenns to the edge of Suffolk and Essex; and whoever preserved his reputation, where it crosses New-Market Heath, it’s still called the Devil’s Ditch to this day.

Another Piece of Punishment no doubt it was, when the Devil was oblig’d to bring the Stones out of Wales into Wiltshire, to build Stone-heng: How this was ordered in those Days, when it seems they kept Satan to hard Labour, I know not; I believe it must be registred among the antient Pieces of Art which are lost in the World, such as melting of Stone, painting of Glass, &c. Certainly they had the Devil under Correction in those Days; that is to say, those lesser Sorts of Devils; but I cannot think that the muckle Thief Devil, as they call him in the North, the Grand Seignior Devil of all, was ever reduced to Discipline. What Devil it was that Dunstan took by the Nose with his red hot Tongs, I have not yet examin’d Antiquity enough to be certain of, any more than I can what Devil it was that St. Francis play’d so many warm Tricks with, and made him run away from him so often: However, this I take upon me to say, in the Devil’s Behalf, that it cou’d not be our Satan, the Arch Devil of all Devils, of whom I have been talking so long.

Another form of punishment, it surely was, when the Devil was forced to bring the stones from Wales to Wiltshire to build Stonehenge: How this was arranged back then, when it seems they had Satan working hard, I’m not sure; I believe it's probably one of those ancient arts lost to history, like melting stone, painting glass, &c. It's clear they had the Devil under control in those times; that is to say, those lesser kinds of Devils; but I can’t imagine that the big Thief Devil, as they call him in the North, the Grand Seignior Devil of all, was ever kept in line. Which Devil it was that Dunstan grabbed by the nose with his red-hot tongs, I haven’t looked into history enough to be sure, just as I can’t determine which Devil St. Francis played so many heated tricks with, making him run away so often: However, I will say, in defense of the Devil, that it could not be our Satan, the Arch Devil of all Devils, that I’ve been discussing for so long.

Now is it unworthy the Occasion, to take notice that we really wrong the Devil, and speak of him very much to his Disadvantage, when we say of such a Great Lord, or of such a Lady of Quality, I think the Devil is in your Grace: No, no, Satan has other Business, he very rarely possesses F—ls: Besides, some are so far from having[Pg 296] the Devil in them, that they are really transmigrated into the very Essence of the Devil themselves; and others again not transmigrated, or assimilated, but Indeed and in Truth shew us that they are to have mere native Devils in every Part and Parcel of them, and that the rest is only Masque and Disguise. Thus if Rage, Envy, Pride and Revenge can constitute the Parts of a Devil, why should not a Lady of such Quality, in whom all those Extraordinaries abound, have a Right to the Title of being a Devil really and substantially, and to all Intents and Purposes, in the most perfect and absolute Sense, according to the most exquisite Descriptions of Devils already given by me or any Body else; and even just as Joan of Arc, or Joan Queen of Naples were, who were both sent home to their native Country, as soon as it was discovered that they were real Devils, and that Satan acknowledg’d them in that Quality.

Is it really inappropriate to point out that we do the Devil a disservice and paint him in a bad light when we say of someone like a high-ranking Lord or Lady, I think the Devil is in your Grace? No, no, Satan has other things to attend to; he very rarely possesses fools. Besides, some people are so far from having[Pg 296] the Devil within them that they are practically transformed into the very essence of the Devil themselves. Others, not transformed or assimilated, genuinely show us that they are filled with innate Devils in every part of them, and what remains is just a mask and disguise. So if Rage, Envy, Pride, and Revenge can make up the traits of a Devil, why shouldn't a Lady of such high status, who embodies all these qualities, rightfully carry the title of being a Devil in every real and substantial sense, according to the finest descriptions of Devils given by me or anyone else? Just like Joan of Arc or Joan, Queen of Naples, who were both sent back to their homeland as soon as it was uncovered that they were indeed real Devils and that Satan acknowledged them in that capacity.

Nor does my Lady D——ss’s wearing sometimes a Case of Humanity about her, call’d Flesh and Blood, at all alter the Case; for so ’tis Evident, according to our present Hypothesis, Satan has been always allow’d to do, upon urgent Occasions; ay, and to make his Personal Appearance as such, among even the Sons and Daughters of God too, as well as among the Children of Men; and therefore her Grace may have appeared in the Shape of a fine Lady, as long as she has been suppos’d to do, without any Impeachment of her just Claim to the Title of Devil; which being her true and natural Original, she ought not, nor indeed shall not, by me, be denied her Shapes of Honour, whenever she pleases to declare for a Re-assumption.

Nor does my Lady D——ss wearing what seems like a human form called Flesh and Blood change things at all; because it's clear, based on our current understanding, that Satan has always been allowed to do this in urgent situations. Yes, he can even show up in person among the Sons and Daughters of God, as well as among the Children of Men. Therefore, her Grace might have appeared as a beautiful lady for as long as it's believed, without losing her rightful claim to the title of Devil. Since that is her true and natural origin, I will not deny her the honor of taking on any form she chooses whenever she decides to reassert it.

And farther, to give every Truth its due Illustration, this need not be thought so strange;[Pg 297] and is far from being unjust; her Grace (as she, it may be, is now stiled) has not acted, at least that I never heard of, so unworthy her great and illustrious Original, that we should think she has lost any thing by walking about the World so many Years in Apparition: But to give her the due Homage of her Quality, she has acted as consonant to the Essence and Nature of Devil, which she has such a Claim to, as was consistent with the needful Reserve of her present Disguise.

And furthermore, to properly illustrate every truth, this shouldn’t be seen as surprising; [Pg 297] and it isn’t unjust at all; her Grace (as she may now be called) hasn’t behaved, at least as far as I know, in a way that’s unworthy of her great and noble origins, so we shouldn’t think she has lost anything by wandering the world for so many years in disguise. But to respect her status, she has behaved in a way that aligns with the essence and nature of Devil, which she has a rightful claim to, while also maintaining the necessary secrecy of her current appearance.

Nor shall we lead the Reader into any Mistake concerning this part of our Work, as if this was or is meant to be a particular Satyr upon the D——ss of —————, and upon her only, as if we had no Devils among us in the Phenomena of fair Ladies, but this one: If Satan would be so honest to us as he might be (and ’twou’d be very ingenuous in him, that must be acknowledg’d, to give us a little of his Illumination in this Case) we should soon be able to unmasque a great many notable Figures among us, to our real Surprize.

Nor will we mislead the Reader about this part of our Work, as if it were solely a specific satire on the D——ss of —————, as if we had no Demons among us in the world of attractive women, but just this one: If Satan were to be honest with us (and it would be quite frank of him, as must be acknowledged, to shed a little light on this matter), we would quickly be able to expose many notable figures among us, much to our genuine surprise.

Indeed ’tis a Point worth our further Enquiry, and would be a Discovery many ways to our Advantage, were we bless’d with it, to see how many real Devils we have walking up and down the World in Masque, and how many Hoop-Petticoats compleat the entire Masque that disguises the Devil in the Shape of that Thing call’d Woman.

Indeed, it’s worth looking into further, and it would benefit us in many ways if we could discover how many real devils are walking around in disguise and how many layers of hoop skirts complete the mask that hides the devil in the form of what we call a woman.

As for the Men, Nature has satisfied her self in letting them be their own Disguise, and in suffering them to act the old Women, as old Women are vulgarly understood, in Matters of Council and Politicks; but if at any time they have Occasion for the Devil in Person, they are oblig’d to call him to their Aid in such Shape as he pleases to make use of pro hac vice; and of[Pg 298] all those Shapes, the most agreeable to him seems to be that of a Female of Quality, in which he has infinite Opportunity to act to Perfection, what Part soever he is call’d in for.

As for men, Nature has allowed them to be their own disguise and has let them play the role of old women, as people commonly understand them, in matters of council and politics. However, if they ever need the Devil himself, they must summon him in whatever form he chooses to take for that occasion. Of all those forms, the one he seems to prefer the most is that of a high-class woman, where he has countless opportunities to excel in whatever role he's called to play.

How happy are those People who they say have the particular Quality, or acquir’d Habit, call’d the Second Sight; one Sort of whom they tell us are able to distinguish the Devil, in whatever Case or Outside of Flesh and Blood he is pleas’d to put on, and consequently could know the Devil wherever they met him? Were I blest with this excellent and useful Accomplishment, how pleasant would it be, and how would it particularly gratify my Spleen, and all that which I, in common with my fellow Creatures carry about me, call’d Ill-Nature, to stand in the Mall, or at the Entrance to any of our Assemblies of Beauties, and point them out as they pass by, with this particular Mark, That’s a Devil; that fine young Toast is a Devil; There’s a Devil drest in a new Habit for the Ball; There’s a Devil in a Coach and Six, cum aliis. In short, it would make a merry World among us if we cou’d but enter upon some proper Method of such Discriminations: but, Lawr’d, what a Hurricane would it raise, if, like ———, who they say scourg’d the Devil so often that he durst not come near him in any Shape whatever, we cou’d find some new Method out to make the Devil unmask, like the Angel Uriel, who, Mr. Milton says, had an enchanted Spear, with which if he did but touch the Devil, in whatever Disguise he had put on, it oblig’d him immediately to start up, and shew himself in his true original Shape, mere Devil as he was.

How happy are those people who are said to have the special ability known as the Second Sight; one type of them is said to be able to recognize the Devil, no matter what form or appearance he chooses to take, and therefore could identify the Devil wherever they encounter him? If I were blessed with this amazing and useful skill, how wonderful it would be, and how it would specifically satisfy my irritability, along with all the negativity that I, like my fellow humans, carry around, to stand in the Mall or at the entrance to any of our Assemblies of Beauties, pointing them out as they walk by with this special label: That’s a Devil; that attractive young person is a Devil; there’s a Devil dressed in a new outfit for the ball; there’s a Devil in a six-horse carriage, cum aliis. In short, it would make for a lively world among us if we could just come up with some proper way of making such distinctions: but, Lawr’d, what a storm it would create if, like ———, who they say whipped the Devil so often that he dared not approach him in any form whatsoever, we could discover a new method to make the Devil unmask, like the angel Uriel, whom Mr. Milton says had an enchanted spear, with which, if he merely touched the Devil in whatever disguise he wore, it compelled him to instantly reveal himself in his true original form, just a plain Devil as he was.

This would do nicely, and as I who am originally a Projector, have spent some Time upon this Study, and doubt not in a little Time to finish[Pg 299] my Engine, which I am contriving, to screw the Devil out of every Body, or any Body; I question not when I have brought it to Perfection, but I shall make most excellent Discoveries by it; and besides the many extraordinary Advantages of it to human Society, I doubt not but it will make good Sport in the World too; wherefore, when I publish my Proposals, and divide it into Shares, as other less useful Projects have been done, I question not, for all the severe Act lately pass’d against Bubbles, but I shall get Subscribers enough, &c.

This would work perfectly, and since I originally come from a background in planning, I've spent some time on this study. I'm confident that in no time, I will finish[Pg 299] my invention, which I'm designing to take advantage of everyone, or anyone. I have no doubt that once I perfect it, I will make some amazing discoveries with it; plus, it will offer numerous extraordinary benefits to society, and I'm sure it will also provide great entertainment. Therefore, when I publish my proposals and break it into shares, like other less useful projects have been done, I have no doubt, despite the recent strict laws against scams, that I will find plenty of subscribers, &c.

In a Word, a secret Power of discovering what Devils we have among us, and where and what Business they are doing, would be a vast Advantage to us all; that we might know among the Crowd of Devils that walk about Streets, who are Apparitions, and who are not.

In short, having a secret ability to find out what devils are around us, and what they are up to, would be a huge benefit for all of us; so we could identify among the crowd of devils roaming the streets, who are apparitions, and who are not.

Now I, you must know, at certain Intervals when the Old Gentleman’s Illuminations are upon me, and when I have something of an Eclaricissement with him, have some Degrees of this discriminating Second Sight, and therefore ’tis no strange thing for me to tell a great many of my Acquaintance that they are really Devils, when they themselves know nothing of the Matter: Sometimes indeed I find it pretty hard to convince them of it, or at least they are very unwilling to own it, but it is not the less so for that.

Now, I must tell you, at certain times when the old man's insights hit me, and when I have a bit of clarity with him, I have some degree of this special insight, and so it's not unusual for me to inform many of my acquaintances that they are actually devils, even when they are completely unaware of it. Sometimes I find it quite difficult to get them to accept this, or at least they are very reluctant to admit it, but that doesn't change the truth of the matter.

I had a long Discourse upon this Subject one day, with a young beautiful Lady of my Acquaintance, who the World very much admired; and as the World judges no farther than they can see, (and how should they, you would say) they took her to be, as she really was, a most charming Creature.

I had an extended conversation about this topic one day with a young, beautiful woman I knew, who was admired by everyone. Since people only judge based on what they can see (and how else could they?), they viewed her as she truly was: a wonderfully charming person.

To me indeed she discover’d her self many Ways, besides the Advantage I had of my extraordinary[Pg 300] Penetration by the magic Powers which I am vested with: To me, I say, she appear’d a Fury, a Satyr, a fiery little Fiend as could possibly be dress’d up in Flesh; in short, she appear’d to me what really she was, a very Devil: It is natural to human Creatures to desire to discover any extraordinary Powers they are possess’d of superior to others, and this Itch prevailing in me, among the rest, I was impatient to let this Lady know that I understood her Composition perfectly well, nay, as well as she did her self.

To me, she definitely revealed herself in many ways, besides the advantage I had from my exceptional[Pg 300] insight from the magical powers I possess. To me, I say, she appeared like a Fury, a Satyr, a fiery little Fiend that could possibly be dressed up in Flesh; in short, she appeared to me as what she truly was, a very Demon: It’s natural for humans to want to discover any extraordinary powers they have that are superior to others, and this urge within me made me eager to let this Lady know that I understood her composition perfectly well, even as well as she understood it herself.

In order to this, happening to be in the Family once for some Days, and having the Honour to be very intimate with her and her Husband too, I took an Opportunity on an extraordinary Occasion, when she was in the Height of good Humour, to talk with her; You must note, that as I said, the Lady was in an extraordinary good Humour, and there had been a great deal of Mirth in the Family for some Days; but one Evening, Sir E—— her Husband, upon some very sharp Turn she gave to another Gentleman, which made all the Company pleasant, run to her, and with a Passion of good Humour takes her in his Arms, and turning to me, says he, Jack, This Wife of mine is full of Wit and good Humour, but when she has a Mind to be smart, she is the keenest little Devil in the World: This was alluding to the quick Turn she had given the other Gentleman.

To do this, while spending some days with the family and having the honor of being very close to her and her husband, I took the opportunity during a special moment when she was in a great mood to talk with her. You should note that, as I mentioned, the lady was in an exceptionally good mood, and there had been a lot of laughter in the family for several days. However, one evening, Sir E——, her husband, after she made a sharp comment to another gentleman that amused everyone, rushed over to her, picked her up in his arms, and said to me, "Jack, this wife of mine is full of wit and good humor, but when she wants to be sharp, she’s the cleverest little devil in the world." This referred to the quick remark she made to the other gentleman.

Is that the best Language you can give your Wife, says my Lady? O Madam, says I, such Devils as you, are all Angels; ay, ay, says my Lady, I know that, he has only let a Truth fly out that he does not understand: Look ye there now, says Sir Edward, could any thing but such a dear Devil as this have said a thing so pointed? Well, well, adds he, Devil to a Lady in a Man’s Arms,[Pg 301] is a Word of divers Interpretations. Thus they rallied for a good while, he holding her fast all the while in his Arms, and frequently kissing her, and at last it went off, all in Sunshine and Mirth.

Is that the best way you can speak to your wife? my lady asks. Oh, ma'am, I reply, someone like you is all angels; yes, yes, my lady says, I know that, he just let a truth slip out that he doesn't really get. Look at that now, says Sir Edward, could anything but a dear devil like this have said something so sharp? Well, well, he adds, calling a lady in a man’s arms a devil is a term that can be taken in many ways. They joked around for quite a while, him holding her tightly in his arms and frequently kissing her, and eventually it all ended in laughter and good cheer.

But the next Day, for I had the Honour to lodge in the Lady’s Father’s House, where it all happen’d; I say, the next Day my Lady begins with me upon the Subject, and that very smartly, so that first I did not know whether she was in jest or earnest: Ay, ay, says she, you Men make nothing of your Wives after you have them, alluding to the Discourse with Sir Edward the Night before.

But the next day, since I had the honor of staying at the lady's father's house, where everything took place, I say, the next day my lady starts talking to me about it, and she's quite sharp, so at first, I couldn’t tell if she was joking or serious: "Ah, yes," she says, "you men don't think much of your wives once you have them," referring to the conversation with Sir Edward the night before.

Why Madam, says I, we Men, as you are pleas’d to term it, if we meet with good Wives worship them, and make Idols of them, what would you have more of us?

Why, Madam, I say, we Men, as you like to call it, if we come across good Wives, we cherish them and idolize them. What more do you want from us?

No, no, says she, before you have them they are Angels, but when you have been in Heaven, adds she and smil’d, then they are Devils.

No, no, she says, before you have them they are angels, but once you've been in heaven, she adds with a smile, then they are devils.

Why Madam, says I, Devils are Angels, you know, and were the highest Sort of Angels once.

Why, ma'am, I say, devils are angels, you know, and were the highest kind of angels at one time.

Yes, says she, very smartly, all Devils are Angels, but all Angels are not Devils.

Yes, she says, very cleverly, all Devils are Angels, but not all Angels are Devils.

But Madam, says I, you should never take it ill to be call’d Devil, you know.

But ma'am, I say, you should never take offense at being called Devil, you know.

I know, says she, hastily, what d’ye mean by that?

I know, she says, quickly, what do you mean by that?

Why Madam, says I, and look’d very gravely and serious, I thought you had known that I knew it, or else I would not have said so, for I would not offend you; but you may depend I shall never discover it, unless you order me to do so for your particular Service.

Why Madam, I said, looking very serious, I thought you knew that I was aware of it, or I wouldn't have mentioned it, because I wouldn’t want to upset you; but you can count on me to never reveal it, unless you specifically ask me to for your service.

Upon this she look’d hard and wild, and bid me explain my self.

Upon this, she looked hard and wild, and told me to explain myself.

[Pg 302]I told her, I was ready to explain my self, if she would give me her Word, she would not resent it, and would take nothing ill.

[Pg 302]I told her I was ready to explain myself if she promised not to take it the wrong way and wouldn’t be upset.

She gave me her word solemnly she would not, tho’ like a true Devil she broke her Promise with me all at once.

She promised me seriously that she wouldn't, but like a true Devil, she broke her promise with me all at once.

Well however, being unconcern’d whether she kept her Word or no, I began, by telling her that I had not long since obtain’d the second sight, and had some years studied Magic, by which I could penetrate into many things, which to ordinary Perception were invisible, and had some Glasses, by the Help of which I could see into all visionary or imaginary Appearances in a different Manner than other People did.

Well, anyway, not really caring whether she kept her promise or not, I started by telling her that I recently gained the ability to see the future and had studied magic for several years, which allowed me to understand many things that were invisible to ordinary people. I also had some special glasses that let me see visions or imaginary things in a way that others couldn’t.

Very well, says she, suppose you can, what’s that to me?

Very well, she says, so what if you can? What does that have to do with me?

I told her it was nothing to her any further than that as she knew her self to be originally not the same Creature she seem’d to be, but was of a sublime angelic Original; so by the Help of my recited Art I knew it too, and so far it might relate to her.

I told her it was nothing to her beyond that since she knew she wasn't really the same person she appeared to be, but rather had a divine, angelic origin; so with the help of my described skill, I understood it too, and in that way, it could connect to her.

Very fine, says she, so you would make a Devil of me indeed.

Very well, she says, so you really want to make a Devil out of me.

I took that Occasion to tell her, I would make nothing of her but what she was; that I suppos’d she knew well enough God Almighty never thought fit to make any human Creature so perfect and compleatly beautiful as she was, but that such were also reserved for Figures to be assum’d by Angels of one Kind or other.

I used that opportunity to tell her that I wouldn’t expect anything from her other than who she truly was; that I believed she knew very well that God never intended to create any human being as perfect and completely beautiful as she was, but that such perfection was meant for figures that angels could take on, of one kind or another.

She rallied me upon that, and told me that would not bring me off, for I had not determined her for any thing Angelic, but a meer Devil; and how could I flatter her with being handsome and a Devil both at the same time?

She confronted me about that and told me it wouldn't get me anywhere because I hadn't defined her as anything heavenly, but just a mere Devil; and how could I flatter her by calling her attractive and a Devil at the same time?

I told her, as Satan, whom we abusively call’d[Pg 303] Devil, was an immortal Seraph, and of an original angelic Nature, so abstracted from any thing wicked, he was a most glorious Being; that when he thought fit to encase himself with Flesh, and walk about in Disguise, it was in his Power equally with the other Angels to make the Form he took upon himself be as he thought fit, beautiful or deform’d.

I told her that Satan, whom we unfairly call Devil, was an immortal Seraph and had an original angelic nature, totally removed from anything wicked; he was a glorious being. When he chose to take on flesh and walk around in disguise, he had the same power as other angels to make his form whatever he wanted—beautiful or deformed.

Here she disputed the Possibility of that, and after charging me faintly with flattering her Face, told me the Devil could not be represented by any thing handsome, alledging our constant picturing the Devil in all the frightful Appearances imaginable.

Here she questioned the possibility of that, and after lightly accusing me of flattering her looks, told me that the Devil couldn't be represented by anything beautiful, claiming that we always depict the Devil in the most frightening forms imaginable.

I told her we wrong’d him very much in that, and quoted St. Francis, to whom the Devil frequently appeared in the Form of the most incomparably beautiful naked Woman, to allure him, and what Means he used to turn the Appearance into a Devil again, and how he effected it.

I told her we really wronged him in that, and I quoted St. Francis, to whom the Devil often showed up as the most incredibly beautiful naked woman, trying to tempt him, and what techniques he used to turn the appearance back into a Devil again, and how he did it.

She put by the Discourse, and returned to that of Angels, and insisted that Angels did not always assume beautiful Appearances; that sometimes they appear’d in terrible Shapes, but that when they did not, it was at best only amiable Faces, not exquisite; and that therefore it would not hold, that to be handsome, should always render them suspected.

She set aside the conversation about discourse and went back to talking about angels. She argued that angels don’t always show up as beautiful beings; sometimes they appear in frightening forms. Even when they don’t look terrifying, their appearances are only pleasant, not extraordinary. So, it wouldn’t be fair to say that being handsome should always make them seem suspicious.

I told her the Devil had more Occasion to form Beauties than other Angels had, his Business being principally to deceive and ensnare Mankind. And then I gave her some Examples upon the whole.

I told her the Devil had more opportunities to create beauties than other angels, since his main job was to deceive and trap humanity. Then I gave her some examples to illustrate this.

I found by her Discourse she was willing enough to pass for an Angel, but ’twas the hardest thing in the World to convince her that she was a Devil, and she would not come into that by any means; she argued that I knew her Father,[Pg 304] and that her Mother was a very good Woman, and was delivered of her in the ordinary Way, and that there was such and such Ladies who were present in the Room when she was born, and that had often told her so.

I could tell from her conversation that she was eager to be seen as an Angel, but it was nearly impossible to convince her that she was a Demon. She refused to accept that label at all. She argued that I knew her dad,[Pg 304] and that her mom was a really good woman who gave birth to her in a usual way. She mentioned several ladies who were in the room when she was born and who had often confirmed this to her.

I told her that was nothing in such a Case as hers; that when the Old Gentleman had occasion to transform himself into a fine Lady, he could easily dispose of a Child, and place himself in the Cradle instead of it, when the Nurse or Mother were asleep; nay, or when they were broad awake either, it was the same thing to him; and I quoted Luther to her upon that Occasion, who affirms that it had been so. However I said, to convince her that I knew it, (for I would have it that she knew it already) if she pleas’d I would go to my Chamber and fetch her my Magick Looking-glass, where she should see her own Picture, not only as it was an angelick Picture for the World to admire, but a Devil also frightful enough to any Body but herself and me that understood it.

I told her that was nothing in a situation like hers; that when the Old Gentleman needed to turn into a fine Lady, he could easily get rid of a Child and take its place in the Cradle instead, whether the Nurse or Mother were asleep or wide awake; it made no difference to him. I even quoted Luther on that, who stated it had been that way. Nevertheless, I said, to prove to her that I knew it (because I wanted her to know I already knew it), if she wished, I would go to my room and bring her my Magic Looking-glass, where she could see her own reflection, not just as a beautiful image for the world to admire, but also as a Devil scary enough for anyone but her and me to understand.

No, no, said she, I’ll look in none of your conjuring Glasses; I know my self well enough, and I desire to look no otherwise than I am.

No, no, she said, I won’t look in any of your magic mirrors; I know myself well enough, and I don’t want to look any different than I am.

No, Madam, says I, I know that very well; nor do you need any better Shape than that you appear in, ’tis most exquisitely fine; all the World knows you are a compleat Beauty, and that is a clear Evidence what you would be if your present appearing Form was reduced to its proper Personality.

No, ma'am, I said, I know that very well; and you don't need to look any better than you do now. You look absolutely stunning; everyone knows you’re a complete beauty, and that clearly shows what you would be like if your current appearance matched your true personality.

Appearing Form! says she, why, what would you make an Apparition of me?

Appearing Form! she says, why, what would you turn me into as an Apparition?

An Apparition! Madam, said I, yes, to be sure; why you know, you are nothing else but an Apparition; and what else would you be, when it is so infinitely to your Advantage?

An Apparition! Madam, I said, yes, of course; you know, you are nothing but an Apparition; and what else would you be, when it’s so incredibly to your Advantage?

[Pg 305]With that, she turn’d pale and angry, and then rose up hastily, and look’d into the Glass, (a large Peer-glass being in the Room) where she stood, surveying her self from Head to Foot, with Vanity not a little.

[Pg 305]With that, she turned pale and angry, then quickly got up and looked in the mirror, (a large mirror being in the room) where she stood, checking herself out from head to toe, with quite a bit of vanity.

I took that Time to slip away, and running up into my Apartment, I fetch’d my Magic Glass as I call’d it, in which I had a hollow Case so framed behind a Looking-glass, that in the first; she would see her own Face only; in the second, she would see the Devil’s Face, ugly and frightful enough, but dress’d up with a Lady’s Head-Clothes in a Circle, the Devil’s Face in the Center, and as it were at a little Distance behind.

I took that opportunity to slip away, and running up to my apartment, I grabbed my Magic Glass, as I called it. It had a hollow case designed behind a mirror, so that in the first, she would see her own face only; in the second, she would see the Devil’s face, ugly and terrifying enough, but dressed up with a lady’s headscarf in a circle, with the Devil’s face in the center, appearing to be a little distance behind.

 

I came down again so soon that she did not think the Time long, especially having spent it in surveying her fair self; when I return’d, I said, Come, Madam, do not trouble your self to look there, that is not a Glass capable of shewing you any thing; come, take this Glass.

I came back down so quickly that she didn't think much time had passed, especially since she spent it admiring her beautiful self; when I returned, I said, "Come on, Madam, don’t bother looking there, that’s not a mirror that can show you anything; here, take this mirror."

It will shew me as much of my self, says she, a little scornfully, as I desire to see; so she continued looking in the Peer-glass; after some time more (for seeing her a little out of Humour, I waited to see what Observations she would make) I ask’d her if she had view’d her self to her Satisfaction? She said she had, and she had seen nothing of Devil about her. Come, Madam, said I, look here; and with that I open’d the Looking-glass, and she look’d in it, but saw nothing but her own Face; Well, says she, the Glasses agree well enough, I see no Difference; what can you make of it? With that I took it a little away; Don’t you? says I, then I shou’d be mistaken very much; so I look’d in it my self, and giving it a Turn imperceptible to her, I shew’d it her again, where she saw the Devil indeed, dress’d[Pg 306] up like a fine Lady, but ugly, and Devil like as could be desired for a Devil to be.

It will show me as much of myself, she said, a bit scornfully, as I want to see; so she kept looking in the mirror. After a while (since she seemed a bit out of sorts, I wanted to see what she would say) I asked her if she had looked at herself to her satisfaction. She said she had and hadn’t seen anything devilish about her. Come on, Madam, I said, look here; and with that, I opened the mirror, and she looked in it but only saw her own face. Well, she said, the mirrors match up just fine, I don’t see any difference; what do you make of it? With that, I moved it a little away. Don’t you? I said, then I must be very mistaken; so I looked at it myself, and giving it a subtle turn that she didn’t notice, I showed it to her again, where she indeed saw the Devil, dressed[Pg 306] up like a fancy lady, but ugly, and devilish as a Devil could be.

She started, and cry’d out most horribly, and told me, she thought I was more of a Devil than she, for that she knew nothing of all those Tricks, and I did it to fright her, she believ’d I had rais’d the Devil.

She jumped back and screamed very loudly, telling me she thought I was more of a Devil than she was, because she didn’t know anything about all those tricks, and she believed I had summoned the Devil to scare her.

I told her it was nothing but her own natural Picture, and that she knew well enough, and that I did not shew it her to inform her of it, but to let her know that I knew it too; that so she might make no Pretences of being offended when I talk’d familiarly to her of a Thing of this Nature.

I told her it was just her own natural appearance, and she knew it well enough. I didn't show it to her to inform her of it, but to let her know that I was aware of it too. That way, she wouldn't pretend to be offended when I talked casually to her about something like this.

Very well; so, says she, I am a real frightful Devil, am I?

Very well; so, she says, I'm a real scary Devil, am I?

O, Madam, says I, don’t say, Am I? why you know what you are, don’t you? A Devil! ay, certainly; as sure as the rest of the World believes you a Lady.

O, Madam, I said, don’t ask, Am I? You know what you are, right? A Devil! Yes, definitely; just as sure as everyone else in the world thinks you’re a lady.

I had a great deal of farther Discourse with her upon that Subject, tho’ she would fain have beat me off of it, and two or three times she put the Talk off, and brought something else on; but I always found Means to revive it, and to attack her upon the Reality of her being a Devil, till at last I made her downright angry, and then she shew’d it.

I had a lengthy conversation with her about that topic, even though she really wanted to change the subject. Two or three times, she tried to steer the conversation elsewhere, but I always found a way to bring it back and challenge her on the truth of her being a devil. Eventually, I made her really angry, and then she revealed it.

First she cried, told me I came to affront her, that I would not talk so if Sir Ed—— was by; and that she ought not to be used so. I endeavour’d to pacify her, and told her I had not treated her with any Indecency, nor I would not; because while she thought fit to walk Abroad incog. it was none of my Business to discover her; that if she thought fit to tell Sir Ed—— any thing of the Discourse, she was very welcome, or to conceal it, (which I thought the wisest Course)[Pg 307] she should do just as she pleas’d; but I made no question I should convince Sir E—— her Husband, that what I said was just, and that I was really so; whether it was for her Service or no for him to know it, was for her to consider.

First, she cried and told me I had come to confront her, that I wouldn’t talk like this if Sir Ed—— was around; and that she shouldn't be treated this way. I tried to calm her down and told her I hadn't acted inappropriately, nor would I. Since she chose to go out incog., it wasn’t my place to expose her. If she wanted to tell Sir Ed—— anything about our conversation, she was welcome to do so, or she could keep it to herself, which I thought was the smarter choice[Pg 307]. She could do as she pleased, but I was confident I could convince Sir E——, her husband, that what I said was true, and that I was being honest; whether it was helpful for him to know it was up to her to decide.

This calm’d her a little, and she look’d hard at me a Minute without speaking a Word, when on a sudden she broke out thus: And you will undertake, says she, to convince Sir Ed—— that he has married a Devil, will ye? A fine Story indeed! and what follows? why then it must follow that the Child I go with (for she was big with Child) will be a Devil too, will it? A fine Story for Sir Ed—— indeed! isn’t it?

This calmed her down a bit, and she stared at me for a minute without saying a word, when suddenly she exclaimed: "And you think you'll convince Sir Ed—— that he has married a Devil?" A great story, right? And what comes next? It must mean the child I'm carrying (since she was pregnant) will also be a Devil, is that it? What a story for Sir Ed—— indeed! Isn't it?

I don’t know that, Madam, said I, that’s as you order it; by the Father’s Side, said I, I know it will not, but what it may by the Mother’s Side, that’s a Doubt I can’t resolve till the Devil and I talk farther about it.

I don’t know that, ma’am, I said, that’s how you want it; on the Father’s Side, I said, I know it won’t, but what it might be on the Mother’s Side, that’s a question I can’t figure out until the Devil and I discuss it further.

You and the Devil talk together! says she, and looks rufully at me; why do you talk with the Devil then?

You and the Devil are chatting! she says, looking at me sadly; why are you talking to the Devil then?

Ay, Madam, says I, as sure as ever you did your self; besides, said I, can you question that? Pray who am I talking to now?

Ay, Madam, I said, as certain as you did yourself; besides, I asked, can you doubt that? Who am I speaking to right now?

I think you are mad, says she; why you will make Devils of all the Family, it may be, and particularly I must be with Child of a Devil, that’s certain.

I think you’re crazy, says she; you’re going to turn everyone in the family into Devils, and especially I must be pregnant with a Devil, that’s for sure.

No, Madam, said I, ’tis not certain, as I said before, I question it.

No, Ma'am, I said, it’s not certain, as I've mentioned before, I'm doubtful about it.

Why you say I am the Devil, the Child, you know, has always most of the Mother in it, then that must be a Devil too I think, what else can it be, says she?

Why do you call me the Demon? The Child, you see, has always had a lot of the Mother in them, so that must be a Devil too, I think. What else could it be, she says?

I can’t tell that, Madam, said I; that’s as you agree among your selves, this Kind does not go by Generation; that’s a Dispute foreign to the present Purpose.

I can’t say that, Ma'am, said I; that depends on what you all agree on, this kind doesn't come from inheritance; that's a disagreement unrelated to the current topic.

[Pg 308]Then I entred into a Discourse with her of the Ends and Purposes for which the Devil takes up such beautiful Forms as hers, and why it always gave me a Suspicion when I saw a Lady handsomer than ordinary, and set me upon the Search to be satisfied whether she was really a Woman or an Apparition? a Lady or a Devil? allowing all along that her being a Devil was quite out of the Question.

[Pg 308]Then I started a conversation with her about the reasons why the Devil takes on such beautiful forms like hers, and why it always made me suspicious when I saw a woman more attractive than usual. It pushed me to find out whether she was truly a woman or an Apparition? a lady or a devil? I always assumed that the idea of her being a devil was completely out of the question.

Upon that very Foot, she took me up again roundly, and so, says she, you are very civil to me through all your Discourse, for I see it ends all in that, and you take it as a thing confest, that I am a Devil! A very pretty piece of good Usage indeed! says she; I thank you for it.

Upon that very point, she picked me up again confidently, and then, she says, you are really polite to me throughout our conversation, because I see it all leads to the same conclusion, and you accept it as a given that I am a Devil! Quite a nice bit of flattery, really! she says; thank you for that.

Nay, Madam, says I, do not take it ill of me, for I only discover to you that I knew it; I do not tell it you as a Secret, for you are satisfied of that another way.

Nay, Madam, said I, don't be upset with me, because I'm just letting you know that I was aware of it; I'm not telling you this as a secret, since you already know it through other means.

Satisfied of what? says she, that I am a Devil? I think the Devil’s in you: And so began to be hot.

Satisfied with what? she says, that I’m a Devil? I think the Devil’s in you: And so began to be hot.

A Devil! yes, Madam, says I, without doubt a meer Devil; take it as you please, I can’t help that: And so I began to take it ill that she should be disgusted at opening such a well-known Truth to her.

A Devil! Yes, ma'am, I said, without a doubt just a plain Demon; take it however you want, I can’t change that: And so I started to feel insulted that she should be bothered by revealing such a well-known truth to her.

With that she discover’d it all at once, for she turn’d Fury, in the very Letter of it; flew out in a Passion, rail’d at me, curst me most heartily, and immediately disappeared; which you know is the particular Mark of a Spirit or Apparition.

With that, she realized everything at once, as she turned into Fury, in the very essence of it; erupted in anger, yelled at me, cursed me quite strongly, and then vanished immediately; which you know is a distinct sign of a Spirit or Apparition.

We had a great deal of Discourse besides this, relating to several other young Ladies of her Acquaintance, some of which, I said, were mere Apparitions like her self; and told her which were so, and which not; and the Reason why they were so,[Pg 309] and for what Uses and Purposes, some to delude the World one way, and some another; and she was pretty well pleased to hear that, but she could not bear to hear her own true Character, which however, as cunning as she was, made her act the Devil at last, as you have heard; and then vanished out of my sight.

We had quite a bit of conversation beyond that, talking about several other young women she knew. I mentioned that some of them were just as elusive as she was, and explained who was and who wasn't, along with the reasons for it, [Pg 309] and what their intentions were. Some aimed to mislead the world in one way, while others had different motives. She was somewhat happy to hear that, but she couldn't stand hearing the truth about her own character, which, despite her cunning, ultimately made her act out, as you've already heard, and then she disappeared from my view.

I have seen her in Miniature several Times since; but she proves her self still to be the Devil of a Lady, for she bears Malice, and will never forgive me, that I would not let her be an Angel; but like a very Devil as she is, she endeavours to kill me at a Distance; and indeed the Poison of her Eyes, (Basilisk-like) is very strong, and she has a strange Influence upon me; but I that know her to be a Devil, strive very hard with my self to drive the Memory of her out of my Thoughts.

I’ve seen her in person several times since, but she still proves to be quite the devil of a woman, as she holds a grudge and will never forgive me for not letting her be an angel. Like the true devil that she is, she tries to take me down from afar; and honestly, the poison in her gaze is incredibly strong, like a basilisk, and she has a strange effect on me. But knowing that she’s a devil, I really struggle to push her out of my mind.

I have had two or three Engagements since this, with other Apparitions of the same Sex, and I find they are all alike, they are willing enough to be thought Angels, but the Word Devil does not go down at all with them: But ’tis all one, whenever we see an Apparition, it is so natural to say we have seen the Devil, that there’s no prevailing with Mankind to talk any other Language. A Gentleman of my Acquaintance, the other Day, that had courted a Lady a long time, had the Misfortune to come a little suddenly upon her, when she did not expect him, and found her in such a Rage at some of her Servants, that it quite disorder’d her, especially a Footman; the Fellow had done something that was indeed provoking, but not sufficient to put her into such a Passion, and so out of her self; nor was she able to restrain her self when she saw her Lover come in, but damn’d the Fellow, and rag’d like a Fury at him.

I’ve had a couple of encounters since then with other Apparitions of the same kind, and I’ve noticed they’re all the same. They’re happy to be seen as angels, but they absolutely can’t stand being called devils. Regardless, whenever we come across an Apparition, it’s just natural to say we’ve seen the devil, and there’s no convincing people to say anything else. A gentleman I know recently had the misfortune of surprising a lady he had been courting for a long time. She wasn’t expecting him and was in such a rage at some of her servants that it completely threw her off, especially a footman. The guy had done something annoying, but it wasn’t enough to make her explode like that, nor was she able to calm down when her lover walked in. She cursed at the guy and raged at him like a fury.

[Pg 310]My Friend did his best to compose her, and begg’d the Fellow’s Pardon of her, but it would not do; nay, the poor Fellow made all the Submissions that could be expected, but ’twas the same thing: And so the Gentleman, not caring to engage himself farther than became him, withdrew, and came no more at her for three Days, in all which time she was hardly cool.

[Pg 310]My friend tried his best to calm her down and apologized to the guy on her behalf, but it didn’t work. The poor guy made every effort to make amends, but nothing changed. So, the gentleman, not wanting to get any more involved than necessary, stepped back and didn’t see her for three days, during which she was hardly ever calm.

The next Day my Friend came to me, and talking of it in Confidence to me, I am afraid, says he, I am going to marry a She Devil, and so told me the Story; I took no Notice to him, but finding out his Mistress, and taking proper Measures, with some of my particular Skill, I soon found out that it was really so, that she was a mere Apparition; and had it not been for that accidental Disorder of her Passions, which discover’d her Inside, she might indeed have cheated any Man, for she was a lovely Devil as ever was seen; she talk’d like an Angel, sung like a Syren, did every thing, and said every thing that was taking and charming: But what then? it was all Apparition, for she was a mere Devil. It is true, my Friend marry’d her, and tho’ she was a Devil without doubt, yet either she behav’d so well, or he was so good, I never could hear him find Fault with her.

The next day, my friend came to me and, speaking in confidence, said, "I'm afraid I'm going to marry a she-devil." He then told me the story. I didn’t pay much attention at first, but after figuring out who his mistress was and using some of my skills, I soon discovered that it was true: she was just an illusion. If it hadn't been for that accidental burst of emotions that revealed her true nature, she could have fooled any man, because she was the most beautiful devil you’d ever seen. She spoke like an angel, sang like a siren, and did and said everything that was captivating and charming. But in the end, it was all an illusion; she was just a devil. It’s true my friend married her, and though she was undoubtedly a devil, either she behaved so well or he was such a good man that I never heard him complain about her.

These are particular Instances; but alas! I could run you a Length beyond all those Examples, and give you such a List of Devils among the gay Things of the Town, that would fright you to think of; and you would presently conclude, with me, that all the perfect Beauties are Devils, mere Apparitions; but Time and Paper fails, so we must only leave the Men the Caution, let them venture at their Peril. I return to the Subject.

These are specific examples; but unfortunately! I could give you a long list beyond all those instances, and share with you so many shady characters among the lively people in town that it would scare you to think about it; and you would quickly agree with me that all the stunning beauties are just tricks, mere illusions; but time and paper run out, so we must leave it to the men to be cautious and take risks at their own expense. I’ll get back to the topic.

[Pg 311]We have a great many charming Apparitions of like kind go daily about the World in compleat Masquerade, and, tho’ we must not say so, they are in themselves mere Devils, wicked dangerous murthering Devils, that kill various Ways, some, Basilisk-like, with their Eyes; some Syren-like, with their Tongues; all Murtherers, even from the Beginning: It is true, ’tis pity these pretty Apparitions should be Devils, and be so mischievous as they are; but since it is so, I can do no less than to advertise you of it, that you may shun the Devil in whatever Shape you meet with him.

[Pg 311]Every day, there are many charming Apparitions that roam the world in full disguise, and though we shouldn’t say it, they are nothing but Devils—wicked, dangerous, murderous Devils. They kill in various ways: some, like a Basilisk, with their eyes; others, like a Siren, with their words. They are all Murderers from the very start. It’s truly a shame that these pretty Apparitions are actually Devils and so troublesome, but since that’s the case, I can’t help but warn you about them. Stay clear of the Devil, no matter what form you encounter him in.

Again, there are some half Devils, they say, like the Sagittarii, half Man, half Horse, or rather like the Satyr, who, they say, is half Devil, half Man; or, like my Lord Bishop, who, they say, was half-headed; whether they mean half-witted or no, I do not find Authors agreed about it: But if they had voted him such, it had been as kind a thing as any they cou’d say of him, because it would have clear’d him from the Scandal of being a Devil, or half a Devil, for we don’t find the Devil makes any Alliance with F——ls.

Again, there are some half-devils, they say, like the Sagittarii, half man, half horse, or rather like the Satyr, who, they say, is half devil, half man; or like my Lord Bishop, who, they say, was half-headed; whether they mean half-witted or not, I don’t find authors in agreement about it: But if they had called him that, it would have been the kindest thing they could say about him, because it would have cleared him from the scandal of being a devil, or half a devil, since we don’t see the devil making any alliances with F——ls.

Then as to merry Devils, there’s my Master G———, he may indeed have the Devil in him, but it must be said, to the Credit of Possession in general, that Satan would have scorn’d to have entred into a Soul so narrow that there was not room to hold him, or to take up with so discording a Creature, so abject, so scoundrel, as never made a Figure among Mankind greater than that of a Thief, a Moroder, moulded up into Quality, and a Raparee dress’d up a-la-Masque, with a Robe and a Coronet.

Then as for the merry devils, there’s my Master G———, he might really have the devil in him, but it must be said, for the sake of possession in general, that Satan would have looked down on entering a soul so small that there wasn’t enough room for him, or settling for such a disagreeable creature, so lowly, so vile, who never made an impression among humanity greater than that of a thief, a Moroder, dressed up as someone of quality, and a raparee dressed up a-la-Masque, with a robe and a coronet.

Some little Dog-kennel Devil may indeed take up his Quarters in or near him, and so run into and out of him as his Drum beats a Call; but[Pg 312] to him that was born a Devil, Satan, that never acts to no purpose, cou’d not think him worth being possess’d by any thing better than a Devil of a dirty Quality; that is to say, a Spirit too mean to wear the Name of Devil, without some Badge or Addition of Infamy and Meanness to distinguish it by.

Some minor devil might really take up residence in or around him, moving in and out as his drum calls; but[Pg 312] to someone who was born a Devil, Satan, who never acts without reason, could not think him worth being possessed by anything better than a low-quality devil; that is, a spirit too insignificant to even call itself a Devil without some label or mark of disgrace and insignificance to distinguish it by.

Thus what Devil of Quality would be confin’d to a P————n, who inheriting all the Pride and Insolence of his Ancestors, without one of their good Qualities; the Bully, the Billingsgate, and all the hereditary ill Language of his Family, without an Ounce of their Courage; that has been rescued five or six times from the Scandal of a Coward, by the Bravery, and at the Hazard of Friends, and never fail’d to be ungrateful; that if ever he committed a Murther, did it in cold Blood, because no body could prove he ever had any hot; who possess’d with a Poltroon Devil, was always wickeder in the Dark, than he durst be by Day-light; and who, after innumerable passive Sufferings, has been turned out of human Society, because he could not be kick’d or cuff’d either into good Manners or good Humour.

So what kind of Devil of Quality would be stuck with a P————n, someone who inherited all the pride and arrogance of his ancestors but none of their good traits; the bully, the loudmouth, and all the nasty language that runs in his family, without an ounce of their bravery; who has been saved from being considered a coward five or six times by the bravery and risking of friends, and has never been grateful; who, if he ever committed murder, did it cold-bloodedly because no one could prove he ever had any guts; who, possessed by a cowardly Devil, was always more wicked in the dark than he dared to be in the light; and who, after countless passive sufferings, has been kicked out of human society because he couldn’t be beaten or berated into good manners or a good mood.

To say this was a Devil, an Apparition, or even a half Devil, would be unkind to Satan himself, since tho’ he (the Devil) has so many Millions of inferior Devils under his Command, not one cou’d be found base enough to match him, nor one Devil found but what would think himself dishonour’d to be employ’d about him.

To call this a Devil, an apparition, or even a half Devil would be unfair to Satan himself, because even though he (the Devil) has millions of lesser Devils at his command, not one could be found low enough to equal him, nor could any Devil be found who wouldn’t feel dishonored to be associated with him.

Some merry good-for-nothing Devils we have indeed, which we might, if we had room, speak of at large, and divert you too with the Relation, such as my Lady Hatt’s Devil in Essex, who upon laying a Joiner’s Mallet in the Window of a certain Chamber, would come very orderly and[Pg 313] knock with it all Night upon the Window, or against the Wainscot, and disturb the Neighbourhood, and then go away in the Morning, as well satisfied as may be; whereas if the Mallet was not left, he would think himself affronted, and be as unsufferable and terrifying as possible, breaking the Windows, splitting the Wainscot, committing all the Disorders, and doing all the Damage that he was able to the House, and to the Goods in it. And again, such as the Druming Devil in the Well at Oundle in Northamptonshire, and such like.

Some cheerful good-for-nothing Devils we have indeed, which we might, if we had the space, discuss in detail and entertain you with the stories, like my Lady Hatt’s Devil in Essex, who, when a Joiner’s Mallet was placed in the window of a certain room, would come quite regularly and[Pg 313] knock on the window or against the wainscot all night, disturbing the neighborhood, and then leave in the morning, completely satisfied; whereas if the mallet wasn’t left, he would feel insulted and be as unbearable and frightening as possible, breaking the windows, splitting the wainscot, causing all kinds of chaos, and doing as much damage as he could to the house and its contents. And then there's the Drumming Devil in the well at Oundle in Northamptonshire, and similar ones.

A great many antick Devils have been seen also, who seem’d to have little or nothing to do, but only to assure us that they can appear if they please, and that there is a Reality in the thing call’d Apparition.

A lot of strange devils have also been seen, who seem to have little or nothing to do, but just to show us that they can appear if they want to, and that there is a reality to what we call an apparition.

As to Shadows of Devils, and imaginary Appearances, such as appear, and yet are invisible at the same time, I had thought to have bestow’d a Chapter upon them by themselves, but it may be as much to the Purpose to let them alone, as to meddle with them; ’tis said our old Friend Luther used to be exceedingly troubled with such invisible Apparitions, and he tells us much of them, in what they call his Table-talk; but with Master Luther’s leave, tho’ the Devil passes for a very great Lyar, I could swallow many things of his own proper making, as soon as some of those I find in a Book that goes by his Name, particularly the Story of the Devil in a Basket, the Child flying out of the Cradle, and the like.

As for Shadows of Devils and imaginary appearances that show up yet remain unseen, I initially considered dedicating a whole chapter to them. However, it might be just as effective to leave them be than to engage with them. It’s said that our old friend Luther was often deeply troubled by such invisible apparitions, and he shares a lot about them in what’s known as his Table-talk. But with all due respect to Master Luther, although the Devil is known to be a great liar, I find it hard to believe several things that seem to be his own creation, compared to some stories in a book attributed to him, particularly the tale of the Devil in a basket, the child flying out of the cradle, and similar accounts.

In a word, the walking Devils that we have generally among us, are of the female Sex; whether it be that the Devil finds less Difficulty to manage them, or that he lives quieter with them, or that they are fitter for his Business than the[Pg 314] Men, I shall not now enter into a Dispute about that; perhaps he goes better disguis’d in the fair Sex than otherwise; Antiquity gives us many Histories of She-Devils, such as we can very seldom match for Wickedness among the Men; such now as in the Text, Lot’s Daughters, Joseph’s Mistress, Sampson’s Dalilah, Herod’s Herodias, these were certainly Devils, or play’d the Devil sufficiently in their Turn; one Male Apparition indeed the Scripture furnishes you with, and that is Judas; for his Master says expresly of him, One of you is a Devil; not has the Devil, or is possess’d of the Devil; but really is a Devil, or is a real Devil.

In short, the walking Devils we usually have around us are mostly women; whether it’s because the Devil finds it easier to control them, or he prefers to be around them, or they just fit his agenda better than[Pg 314] men, I won’t debate that right now; maybe he disguises himself better among women than elsewhere. History gives us many tales of female Devils, which are hard to match in wickedness among men; examples like Lot’s daughters, Joseph’s mistress, Sampson’s Delilah, and Herod’s Herodias were definitely Devils, or certainly played the Devil in their time. There is one male figure the Scriptures provide, and that’s Judas; for his Master clearly states, One of you is a Devil; not that he has the Devil or is possessed by the Devil; but truly is a Demon, or is a real Devil.

How happy is it, that this great Secret comes thus to be discover’d to mankind? Certainly the World has gone on in Ignorance a long time, and at a strange rate, that we should have so many Devils continually walking about among us in humane Shape, and we know it not.

How great is it that this amazing secret is finally being revealed to humanity? The world has been living in ignorance for a long time, and it's surprising that we have so many Devils constantly walking among us in human form, and we don’t even realize it.

Philosophers tell us that there is a World of Spirits, and many learned Pieces of Guess-work they make at it, representing the World to be so near us, that the Air, as they describe it, must be full of Dragons and Devils, enough to fright our Imaginations with the very Thoughts of them; and if they say true, ’tis our great Felicity that we cannot see any farther into it than we do, which if we could, would appear as frightful as Hell itself; but none of those Sages ever told us, till now, that half the People who converse with us are Apparitions, especially of the Women; and among them especially this valuable Part, the Woman of Figure, the fair, the beautiful, or patch’d and painted.

Philosophers tell us there’s a world of spirits, and they come up with all sorts of theories about it, suggesting that this world is so close to us that, as they describe it, the air must be filled with dragons and devils, enough to scare us just by thinking about them. If they’re right, it’s actually a blessing that we can’t see any deeper into it than we currently do, because if we could, it would look as terrifying as hell itself. However, none of those wise people ever told us, until now, that half the people we interact with are apparitions, especially women; and among them, particularly the notable ones – the fair, the beautiful, or those who are heavily made up.

This unusual Phænomenon has been seen but a little while, and but a little way, and the general Part of Mankind cannot come into the same [Pg 315]Notions about it; nay, perhaps they will all think it strange; but be it as strange as it will, the Nature of the Thing confirms it, this lower Sphere is full of Devils; and some of both Sexes have given strange Testimonies of the Reality of their pre-existent Devilism for many Ages past, tho’ I think it never came to that Height as it has now.

This unusual phenomenon has only been observed for a short time and in limited places, and most people can’t agree on the same ideas about it; in fact, they might all find it odd. But no matter how strange it seems, the nature of the situation proves it: this lower realm is filled with devils; and some individuals from both genders have provided bizarre evidence of their longstanding devil-like behavior for many years, although I believe it has never reached this extreme before.

It is true, in former times Satan dealt much in old Women, and those, as I have observ’d already, very ugly, Ugly as a Witch, Black as a Witch, I look like a Witch, all proverbial Speeches, and which testify’d what Tools it was Satan generally work’d with; and these old Spectres, they tell us, us’d to ride thro’ the Air in the Night, and upon Broomsticks too, all mighty homely Doings; some say they us’d to go to visit their Grand Seignior the Devil, in those Nocturnal Perambulations: But be that as it will, ’tis certain the Devil has chang’d hands, and that now he walks about the World cloth’d in Beauty, cover’d with the Charms of the Lovely, and he fails not to disguise himself effectually by it, for who would think a beautiful Lady could be a Masque to the Devil? and that a fine Face, a divine Shape, a heavenly Aspect, should bring the Devil in her Company, nay, should be herself an Apparition, a mere Devil.

It’s true that in the past, Satan was often associated with old women, who, as I’ve already pointed out, were very ugly—"Ugly as a Witch," "Black as a Witch," "I look like a Witch"—all of which are common sayings that show what tools Satan usually worked with. These old spirits, as they say, would ride through the air at night, often on broomsticks, in a rather unattractive way; some even claim they would visit their Grand Seignior, the Devil, during these nighttime wanderings. But whatever the case may be, it’s clear that the Devil has changed tactics and now walks the world disguised in beauty, surrounded by the charms of the lovely, effectively hiding his true nature. Who would suspect that a beautiful lady could be a disguise for the Devil? And that a lovely face, a divine figure, a heavenly appearance could bring the Devil along with her, or even be an apparition herself, merely a Devil in disguise?

The Enquiry is indeed worth our while, and therefore I hope all the enamour’d Beaus and Boys, all the Beauty-hunters and Fortune-hunters, will take heed, for I suppose if they get the Devil, they will not complain for want of a Fortune; and there’s Danger enough, I assure you, for the World is full of Apparitions, non rosa sine spinis; not a Beauty without a Devil, the old Women Spectres, and the young Women Apparitions; the ugly ones Witches, and the[Pg 316] handsome ones Devils; Lord ha’ Mercy, and a may be Set on the Man’s Door that goes a courting.

The inquiry is definitely worth our time, and so I hope all the lovesick guys and boys, all the beauty seekers and fortune seekers, will pay attention. I think if they catch the Devil, they won’t complain about lacking a fortune; and there’s plenty of danger, I assure you, because the world is full of apparitions, non rosa sine spinis; there’s not a beauty without a Devil, the old women are ghosts, and the young women are apparitions; the ugly ones are witches, and the [Pg 316] attractive ones are Devils; God have mercy, and a might be put on the door of the man who goes courting.

 

 


Chap. VIII.

Of the Cloven-Foot walking about the World without the Devil, (viz.) of Witches making Bargains for the Devil, and particularly of selling the Soul to the Devil.

About the Cloven-Foot roaming the Earth without the Devil, (viz.) about Witches making Deals with the Devil, and specifically about selling one's Soul to the Devil.

I have dwelt long upon the Devil in Masque as he goes about the World incog. and especially without his Cloven-Foot, and have touched upon some of his Disguises in the Management of his Interest in the World; I must say some of his Disguises only, for who can give a full account of all his Tricks and Arts in so narrow a Compass as I am prescrib’d to?

I have spent a lot of time thinking about the Devil in disguise as he moves around the world unnoticed, especially without his cloven feet. I've discussed some of his disguises in how he manages his interests in the world; I can only mention a few of his disguises, because who can fully describe all his tricks and schemes in the limited space I've been given?

But as I said, that every Devil has not a Cloven-Foot, so I must add now for the present Purpose, that every Cloven-Foot is not the Devil.

But as I mentioned, not every Devil has a Cloven-Foot, so I must also point out for now that not every Cloven-Foot is the Devil.

Not but that wherever I should meet the Cloven-Hoof, I should expect that the Devil was not far off, and should be apt to raise the Posse against him, to apprehend him; yet it may happen otherwise, that’s certain; every Coin has its Counterfeit, every Art its Pretender, every Whore her Admirer, every Error its Patron, and every Day has its Devil.

Not that whenever I encounter the Cloven-Hoof, I wouldn’t expect the Devil to be nearby and would probably get together a group to capture him; still, it could happen differently, that's for sure; every Coin has its Counterfeit, every Art its Pretender, every Whore her Admirer, every Error its Supporter, and every Day has its Demon.

I have had some thought of making a full and compleat Discovery here of that great Doubt which has so long puzzl’d the World, namely, whether there is any such Thing, as secret making Bargains with the Devil, and the first positive Assurance I can give you in the Case, is, that if[Pg 317] there is not, ’tis not his Fault, ’tis not for want of his Endeavour, ’tis plain, if you will pardon me for taking so mean a Step, as that of quoting Scripture; I say, ’tis evident he would fain have made a Contract with our Saviour, and he bid boldly (give him his due) namely, all the Kingdoms of the World for one bend of his Knee: Impudent Seraph! To think thy Lord should pay thee Homage! How many would agree with him here for a less Price! They say, Oliver Cromwell struck a Bargain with him, and that he gave Oliver the Protectorship, but would not let him call himself King, which stuck so close to that Furioso, that the Mortification Spread into his Soul, and ’tis said, he dy’d of a Gangreen in the Spleen. But take Notice and do Oliver Justice; I do not vouch the Story, neither does the Bishop say one Word of it.

I’ve been thinking about fully revealing that big question that’s puzzled the world for so long: is there really such a thing as making secret deals with the Devil? The first clear answer I can give you is, if it’s not true, it’s not his fault; it’s not for lack of trying. It’s obvious, if you’ll excuse me for quoting the Bible, that he clearly wanted to make a deal with our Savior. He boldly offered—give him his due—all the kingdoms of the world for just one kneel. What a bold angel! To think his Lord would pay him homage! How many would agree to that for a smaller price! They say Oliver Cromwell made a deal with him, and that he got Oliver the Protectorship but wouldn’t let him call himself King, which bothered him so much that the humiliation ate away at his soul, and it’s said he died of a gangrene in the spleen. But let’s be fair to Oliver; I’m not claiming this story is true, and neither does the Bishop mention it.

Fame us’d to say, that the old famous Duke of Luxemburg made a Magic compact of this Kind; nay, I have heard many an (old Woman) Officer of the Troops, who never car’d to see his Face, declare that he carry’d the Devil at his Back. I remember a certain Author of a News Paper in London was once taken up, and they say, it cost him 50l. for printing in his News, that Luxemburg was Humpback’d. Now if I have resolv’d the Difficulty, namely, that he was not hump’d, only carry’d the Devil at his Back; I think the poor Man should have his 50l. again, or I should have it for the Discovery.

Fame used to say that the famous old Duke of Luxemburg made a magical deal like this; in fact, I've heard plenty of people, even an (old woman) officer of the troops who never wanted to see his face, claim that he was carrying the Devil on his back. I remember a certain newspaper writer in London was once arrested, and it’s said he had to pay 50l. for printing in his news that Luxemburg was humpbacked. Now, if I’ve cleared up the confusion, meaning he wasn’t actually humpbacked but just carried the Devil on his back, I think that poor man should get his 50l. back, or I should receive it for making the discovery.

I confess, I do not well understand this compacting with such a Fellow as can neither write nor read; nor do I know who is the Scrivener between them, or how the Indenture can be executed; but that which is worse than all the rest is, that in the first Place, the Devil never keeps Articles; he will contract perhaps, and they say[Pg 318] he is mighty forward to make Conditions; but who shall bind him to the Performance, and where is the Penalty if he fails? if we agree with him, he will be apt enough to claim his Bargain and demand Payment; nay, perhaps before it is due; but who shall make him stand to his.

I have to admit, I don’t really understand how to make an agreement with someone who can’t read or write; I also don’t know who the Scrivener is between them or how the Indenture can be enforced. But what’s worse than everything else is that, first of all, the Devil never keeps his promises. He might agree to terms, and they say he’s quick to set conditions, but who can hold him accountable for following through, and what’s the penalty if he doesn’t? If we make a deal with him, he’ll likely be eager to claim his cut and ask for payment, maybe even before it’s actually due; but who can make him stick to it?

Besides, he is a Knave in his Dealing, for he really promises what he cannot perform; witness his impudent Proposal to our Lord mentioned above. All these Kingdoms will I give thee! Lying Spirit! Why they were none of thine to give, no not one of them; for the Earth is the Lords and the kingdoms thereof, nor were they in his Power any more than in his Right: So (I have heard that) some poor dismal Creatures have sold themselves to the Devil for a Sum of Money, for so much Cash, and yet even in that Case, when the Day of Payment came, I never heard that he brought the Money or paid the Purchase, so that he is a Scoundrel in his Treaties, for you shall trust for your Bargain, but not be able to get your Money; and yet for your Part, he comes for you to an Hour: Of which by it self.

Besides, he's dishonest in his dealings because he actually makes promises he can't keep; just look at his outrageous offer to our Lord mentioned above. All these kingdoms will I give you! Lying spirit! Well, they weren’t even his to give, not one of them; the Earth belongs to the Lord and so do its kingdoms, and he had no more power or right over them than anyone else. I've heard some unfortunate souls have sold themselves to the Devil for a sum of money, for cash, but even in those cases, when it was time to pay up, I never heard he actually brought the money or completed the deal, so he’s a fraud in his agreements. You can trust him for your bargain, but you won’t be able to get your money. And yet, he comes to you at the appointed time: Of which by itself.

In a Word, let me caution you all, when you trade with the Devil, either get the Price or quit the Bargain; the Devil is a cunning Shaver, he will wriggle himself out of the Performance on his Side if possible, and yet expect you should be punctual on your Side. They tell you of a poor Fellow in Herefordshire, that offer’d to sell his Soul to him for a Cow, and though the Devil promised, and as they say, sign’d the Writings, yet the poor Countryman could never get the Cow of him, but still as he brought a Cow to him, some body or other came and challeng’d it, proving that it was lost or stolen from them; so that the Man got nothing but the Name of a Cow-stealer, and was at last carried to Hereford[Pg 319] Goal, and condemn’d to be hang’d for stealing two Cows, one after the other: The wicked Fellow was then in the greatest Distress imaginable, he summon’d his Devil to help him out, but he failed him, as the Devil always will; he really had not stolen the Cows, but they were found in his Possession, and he could give no Account how he came by them; at last he was driven to confess the Truth, told the horrid Bargain he had made, and how the Devil often promis’d him a Cow, but never gave him one, except that several Times in the Morning early he found a Cow put into his Yard, but it always prov’d to belong to some of his Neighbours: Whether the Man was hang’d or no, the Story does not relate; but this Part is to my Purpose, that they that make Bargains with the Devil, ought to make him give Security for the Performance of Covenants, and who the Devil would get to be bound for him, I can’t tell, they must look to that who make the Bargain: Besides, if he had not had a Mind to cheat or baffle the poor Man, what need he have taken a Cow so near home? if he had such and such Powers as we talk of, and as Fancy and Fable furnish for him, could not he have carried a Cow in the Air upon a Broom-stick, as well as an old Woman? Could he not have stole a Cow for him in Lincolnshire, and set it down in Herefordshire, and so have performed his Bargain, saved his Credit, and kept the poor Man out of Trouble? so that if the Story is True, as I really believe it is, either it is not the Devil that makes those Bargains, or the Devil has not such Power as we bestow on him, except on Special Occasions he gets a Permit, and is bid go, as in the Case of Job, the Gadaren Hogs, and the like.

In short, let me warn everyone—when you make a deal with the Devil, either get what you’re promised or walk away from the deal. The Devil is a sly trickster; he’ll find a way to back out of his end of the agreement if he can, yet he’ll still expect you to hold up your end. They tell a story about a poor guy in Herefordshire who tried to sell his soul to the Devil for a cow. Although the Devil promised and supposedly signed the paperwork, the poor farmer never got the cow. Every time he brought a cow to him, someone would show up and claim it, proving it had been lost or stolen from them. In the end, the man was only known as a cow thief and was taken to the Hereford[Pg 319] jail, where he was sentenced to hang for stealing two cows, one after the other. The poor fellow was in absolute despair; he called on his Devil for help, but he let him down, just like the Devil always does. He hadn’t actually stolen the cows; they just happened to be found with him, and he couldn’t explain how they got there. Eventually, he had to confess everything, revealing the terrible deal he made and how the Devil often promised him a cow but never delivered, except for those times in the early morning when he found a cow in his yard—only for it to turn out to belong to one of his neighbors. Whether the man was hanged or not, the story doesn’t say; but what matters here is that those who strike deals with the Devil should make sure to get some kind of guarantee for the fulfillment of the agreement. And who would be willing to back him up? I have no idea; it’s up to those making the deal to figure that out. Besides, if he really wanted to cheat or deceive the poor man, why would he bother taking a cow so close to home? If he had the powers we talk about, like those in fancy tales, couldn’t he have floated a cow through the air on a broomstick, just like an old witch? Couldn’t he have stolen a cow from Lincolnshire and dropped it in Herefordshire, fulfilling his bargain, saving face, and keeping the poor man out of trouble? So, if this story is true, which I honestly believe it is, either it’s not the Devil making those deals, or the Devil doesn’t have the kind of power we attribute to him, unless he gets a special permit to act, like in the cases of Job, the Gadaren Hogs, and others.

We have another Example of a Man’s selling himself to the Devil, that is very remarkable, and[Pg 320] that is in the Bible too, and even in that, I do not find, what the Devil did for him, in Payment of the Purchase Price. The Person selling was Ahab, of whom the Text says expresly, there was none like him, who did sell himself to work Wickedness in the Sight of the Lord, 1 Kings xxi. 20, and the 25. I think it might have been rendred, if not translated in Spight of the Lord, or in Defiance of God; for certainly that’s the Meaning of it; and now allowing me to preach a little upon this Text, my Sermon shall be very short. Ahab sold himself, who did he sell himself to? I answer that Question by a Question; who would buy him? who, as we say, would give any thing for him? and the Answer to that is plain also, you may judge of the Purchaser by the Work he was to do; he that buys a Slave in the Market, buys him to work for him, and to do such Business as he has for him to do: Ahab was bought to work wickedness, and who would buy him for that but the Devil?

We have another example of a man selling himself to the Devil, which is quite striking, and[Pg 320] it’s also in the Bible, and even there, I don't find what the Devil did for him as payment for the deal. The person who sold himself was Ahab, of whom the text explicitly states, there was none like him, who did sell himself to work wickedness in the Sight of the Lord, 1 Kings xxi. 20, and the 25. I think it could have been rendered, if not translated, in Defiance of the Lord; because that’s certainly the meaning. Now, if you let me preach a little on this text, my sermon will be very short. Ahab sold himself, but to whom did he sell himself? I’ll answer that with another question: who would want to buy him? Who, as we say, would offer anything for him? And the answer to that is also clear; you can tell who the buyer is by the work he was meant to do. Just like someone buys a slave in the market to work for them and do whatever tasks they have, Ahab was bought to do wicked things, and who would buy him for that but the Devil?

I think there’s no room to doubt but Ahab sold himself to the Devil; the Text is plain that he sold himself, and the Work he was sold to do points out the Master that bought him; what Price he agreed with the Devil for, that indeed the Text is silent in, so we may let it alone, nor is it much to our Purpose, unless it be to enquire whether the Devil stood to his Bargain or not, and whether he paid the Money according to Agreement, or cheated him as he did the Farmer at Hereford.

I don’t think there’s any doubt that Ahab sold his soul to the Devil; the text makes it clear that he sold himself, and the task he was sold to do reveals the Master who bought him. The text doesn’t mention what price he agreed to with the Devil, so we can leave that out, and it’s not really relevant to our discussion unless we want to figure out whether the Devil kept his end of the deal or not, or if he paid as agreed or cheated him like he did the farmer in Hereford.

This buying and selling between the Devil and us, is, I must confess, an odd kind of Stock-jobbing, and indeed the Devil may be said to sell the Bear-skin, whatever he buys; but the strangest Part is when he comes to demand the transfer; for as I hinted before, whether he Performs or no, he expects[Pg 321] his Bargain to a Tittle; there is indeed some Difficulty in resolving how and in what Manner Payment is made; the Stories we meet with in our Chimney-Corner Histories, and which are so many Ways made Use of to make the Devil frightful to us and our Heirs for ever, are generally so foolish and ridiculous, as, if true or not true, they have nothing Material in them, are of no Signification, or else so impossible in their Nature, that they make no Impression upon any body above twelve Years old and under seventy; or else are so tragical that Antiquity has fabled them down to our Taste, that we might be able to hear them and repeat them with less Horror than is due to them.

This trading between the Devil and us is, I have to admit, a strange kind of stock market game. The Devil can really be seen as selling a Bear-skin, no matter what he buys; but the weirdest part is when he comes to collect. As I mentioned earlier, whether he follows through or not, he expects[Pg 321] his deal to the last detail. It's tricky to figure out how and in what way payment is made. The stories we hear in our cozy corners, which are often used to scare us and our descendants for eternity about the Devil, are usually so silly and absurd that, whether they're true or not, they lack any real significance. They're either so impossible that they don't matter to anyone over twelve and under seventy, or they're so dramatic that they've been softened over time to the point where we can hear and tell them with less fear than they deserve.

This Variety has taken off our Relish of the Thing in general, and made the Trade of Soul-selling, like our late more eminent Bubbles, be taken to be a Cheat and to have little in it.

This variety has taken away our enjoyment of the matter overall, and made the business of selling souls, like those recent prominent bubbles, seem like a scam with little substance.

However, to speak a little more gravely to it, I cannot say but that since, by the two eminent Instances of it above in Ahab, and in Christ himself, the Fact is evidently ascertain’d; and that the Devil has attempted to make such a Bargain on one, and actually did make it with the other. The Possibility of it is not to be disputed; but then I must explain the Manner of it a little, and bring it down, nearer to our Understanding, that it may be more intelligible than it is; for as for this selling the Soul, and making a Bargain to give the Devil Possession by Livery and Seisin on the Day appointed, that I cannot come into by any Means; no nor into the other Part, namely, of the Devil coming to claim his Bargain, and to demand the Soul according to Agreement, and upon Default of a fair Delivery, taking it away by Violence Case and all, of which we have many historical Relations pretty current among[Pg 322] us; some of which, for ought I know, we might have hop’d had been true, if we had not been sure they were false, and others we had Reason to fear were false, because it was impossible they should be true.

However, to address this more seriously, I can't deny that, based on the two prominent examples mentioned above in Ahab and in Christ himself, the fact is clearly established; and that the Devil tried to strike such a deal with one and actually succeeded with the other. The possibility of it can’t be disputed, but I need to clarify how this works a bit more and make it more understandable for us, so it’s easier to grasp. As for selling the soul and making an agreement to give the Devil possession by formal transfer on the appointed day, I can't accept that in any way; nor can I accept the idea of the Devil coming to claim his bargain and demanding the soul as agreed, and in case of a failure to deliver it properly, taking it away by force case and all, with plenty of historical accounts among[Pg 322] us. Some of these, for all I know, we might have hoped were true if we weren't sure they were false, while others we had reasons to fear were false because it seemed impossible they could be true.

The Bargains of this Kind, according to the best Accounts we have of them, used to consist of two main Articles, according to the ordinary Stipulations in all Covenants; namely,

The bargains of this type, based on the best information we have about them, typically consisted of two main items, according to the standard agreements in all contracts; namely,

1. Something to be perform’d on the Devil’s Part, buying.

1. Something to be done on the Devil’s Part, buying.

2. Something to be performed on the Man’s Part, selling.

2. Something the Man needs to do: sell.

 

1. The Devil’s Part: This was generally some poor Trifle, for the Devil generally bought good Penny-worths, and oftentimes like a compleat Sharper, agreed to give what he was not able to procure; that is to say, would bargain for a Price he could not pay, as in the Case of the Hereford Man and the Cow; for Example, 1. Long Life: This tho’ the deluded Chapman has often had folly enough to contract for, the Devil never had Power to make good; and we have a famous Story, how true I know not, of a Wretch that sold himself to the Devil on Condition he, Satan, should assure him (1.) That he should never want Victuals; (2.) That he should never be a cold; (3.) That he should always come to him when he call’d him; and (4.) That he should let him live one and twenty Years, and then Satan was at Liberty to have him; that is, I suppose, to take him wherever he could find him.

1. The Devil's Part: This was usually some worthless trinket, because the Devil normally got good deals and often, like a complete con artist, agreed to give what he couldn’t actually provide. For instance, he would negotiate a price he couldn’t pay, as in the case of the Hereford Man and the Cow; for example, 1. Long Life: Although the misguided merchant has often been foolish enough to bargain for it, the Devil never had the power to deliver. We have a well-known story—though I can't verify its truth—about a miserable soul who sold himself to the Devil on the condition that he, Satan, would guarantee: (1) that he would never go hungry; (2) that he would never be cold; (3) that he would always come when called; and (4) that he would let him live for twenty-one years, after which Satan was free to take him; that is, I suppose, to claim him wherever he could find him.

It seems, the Fellow’s desire to be assur’d of 21 Years Life, was chiefly, that during that Time, he might be as wicked as he would, and should yet be sure not to be hang’d, nay, to be free from all Punishment; upon this Foot ’tis said he commenc’d Rogue, and committed a great many[Pg 323] Robberies and other villanous Things; now it seems the Devil was pretty true to his Bargain in several of those things; particularly, that two or three times when the Fellow was taken up for petty Crimes, and call’d for his old Friend, he came and frighted the Constables so, that they let the Offender get away from them: But at Length having done some capital Crime, a Set of Constables, or such like Officers, seiz’d upon him, who were not to be frighted with the Devil, in what Shape soever he appear’d; so that they carry’d him off, and he was committed to Newgate or some other Prison as effectual.

It seems that the guy wanted to be guaranteed to live for 21 years mainly so he could be as bad as he wanted without the risk of being hanged, and to avoid all punishment. Based on this, he's said to have become a criminal, committing a lot of[Pg 323] robberies and other evil acts. It appears that the Devil kept his word in several instances; in particular, two or three times when this guy was caught for minor offenses and called for his old friend, the Devil showed up and scared the constables so much that they let him escape. However, after committing a serious crime, a group of constables or similar officers caught him, and they weren't intimidated by the Devil, no matter how he appeared. They took him away, and he was locked up in Newgate or some other effective prison.

Nor could Satan with all his Skill unlock his Fetters, much less the Prison Doors; But he was try’d, convicted, and executed. The Fellow in his Extremity, they say, expostulated with the Devil for his Bargain, the Term of 21 Years it seems not being expir’d. But the Devil, it is said, shuffl’d with him, told him a good while, he would get him out, bid him have Patience and stay a little, and thus led him on, till he came as it were within Sight of the Gallows, that is to say, within a Day or two of his Execution; when the Devil cavill’d upon his Bargain, told him, he agreed to let him live 21 Years, and he had not hindred him, but that he did not Covenant to cause him to live that Time; that there was a great deal of Difference between doing and suffering; that he was to suffer him to live, and that he did; but he could not make him live when he had brought himself to the Gallows.

Nor could Satan, with all his skill, unlock his chains, let alone the prison doors; but he was tried, found guilty, and executed. The guy, in his desperation, they say, confronted the Devil about their deal, since the 21-year term hadn't expired yet. But the Devil, it is said, played along with him, told him to be patient and wait a little longer, leading him on until he was practically in sight of the gallows, meaning just a day or two before his execution; then the Devil quibbled about their agreement, told him he had allowed him to live for 21 years, and that he hadn’t stopped him, but he didn’t promise to make him live that long; that there was a big difference between doing and suffering; that he was supposed to let him live, and he did, but he couldn’t make him live when he had brought himself to the gallows.

Whether this Story were true or not, for you must not expect we Historians should answer for the Discourse between the Devil and his Chaps, because we were not privy to the Bargain: I say, whether it was true or not, the Inference is to our Purpose several Ways.

Whether this story is true or not, you can’t expect us historians to account for the conversation between the Devil and his buddies, since we weren't part of the deal. I say, whether it was true or not, the implication serves our purpose in several ways.

[Pg 324]1. It confirms what I have said of the Knavery of the Devil in his Dealings, and that when he has Stock-jobb’d with us on the best Conditions he can get, he very seldom performs his Bargain.

[Pg 324]1. It backs up what I've said about the trickery of the Devil in his dealings, and that when he trades with us on the best terms possible, he rarely follows through on his agreement.

2. It confirms what I have likewise said, that the Devil’s Power is limited; with this Addition, that he not only cannot destroy the Life of Man, but that he cannot preserve it; in short, he can neither prevent or bring on our Destruction.

2. It confirms what I've also said, that the Devil’s power is limited; with the added point that he not only can't destroy human life, but he also can't preserve it; in short, he can neither prevent nor cause our destruction.

 

I may be allow’d, I hope, for the Sake of the present Discourse, to suppose that the Devil would have been so just to this wicked, tho’ foolish Creature, as to have sav’d him from the Gallows if he could; but it seems, he at last acknowledg’d that it was not in his Power; nay, he could not keep him from being taken and carry’d to Prison, after he was gotten into the Hands of a bold Fellow or two, that were not to be fear’d with his Bluster, as some foolish Creatures had been before.

I hope you'll allow me, for the sake of this discussion, to imagine that the Devil would have been fair to this wicked but foolish person and saved him from the gallows if he could. However, it seems that in the end, he admitted it was beyond his power; in fact, he couldn't even stop him from being captured and taken to prison after he fell into the hands of a couple of brave individuals who weren’t intimidated by his bluster, unlike some foolish people before them.

And how simple, how weak, how unlike any Thing of an Angelick Nature, was it to attempt to save the poor Wretch, only by little Noises and sham Appearances, putting out the Candles, rushing and josteling in the Dark, and the like! If the Devil was that mighty Seraph, which we have heard of, if he is a God of this World, a Prince of the Air, a Spirit able to destroy Cities and make Havock in the World; if he can raise Tempests and Storms, throw Fire about the World, and do wonderful Things, as an unchain’d Devil no Doubt could do; what need all this Frippery? and what need he try so many ridiculous Ways, by the Emptiness, nay, the silly nonsensical Manner, of which, he shews, that he is able to do no better,[Pg 325] and that his Power is extinguish’d? In a Word, he would certainly act otherwise, if he could. Sed caret pedibus, he wants Power.

And how simple, how weak, how unlike anything angelic it was to try to save the poor wretch with just little noises and fake appearances, by blowing out candles, rushing around, and bumping into things in the dark, and the like! If the Devil is that mighty seraph we’ve heard about, if he’s a god of this world, a prince of the air, a spirit capable of destroying cities and creating chaos in the world; if he can stir up tempests and storms, throw fire around the globe, and perform amazing deeds, as an unleashed Devil no doubt could; why all this nonsense? And why does he resort to so many ridiculous methods, which demonstrate through their emptiness, and even their silly, nonsensical nature, that he can’t do any better,[Pg 325] and that his power is gone? In a word, he would definitely act differently if he could. Sed caret pedibus, he lacks power.

How weak a thing is it then, for any Man to expect Performance from the Devil? If he has not Power to do Mischief, which is his Element, his very Nature, and on many Accounts, is the very sum of his Desires; How should he have Power to do Good? how Power to deliver from Danger or from Death? which Deliverance would be in itself a Good, and we know it is not in his Nature to do Good to or for any Man?

How weak is it for anyone to expect anything from the Devil? If he doesn’t have the power to cause harm, which is what he’s all about, and is, in many ways, the essence of his desires, how can he have the power to do good? How could he help someone escape danger or death? That kind of help would be a good thing, and we know it’s not in his nature to do good for anyone.

In a Word, the Devil is strangely impudent, to think that any Man should depend upon him for the Performance of an Agreement of any Kind whatever, when he knows himself, that he is not able, if he was honest enough, to be as good as his Word.

In a Word, the Devil is oddly bold, to think that anyone should rely on him to follow through on an Agreement of any Kind, when he knows himself that he isn't able, if he were honest enough, to keep his Word.

Come we next to his expecting our Performance to him; tho’ he is not so just to us, yet, it seems, he never fails to come and demand Payment of us at the very Day appointed: He was but a weak Trader in Things of this Nature, who having sold his Soul to the Devil, so our old Women’s Tales call the Thing, and when the Devil came to demand his Bargain, put it off as a Thing of no Force, for that it was done so long ago, he thought he (the Devil) had forgot it. It was a better Answer, which they tell us, a Lutheran Divine gave the Devil in the Name of a poor Wretch, who had sold himself to the Devil, and who was in a terrible Fright about his coming for his Bargain, as he might well be indeed, if the Devil has such a Power, as really to come and take it by Force. The Story (if you can bear a serious one) is this.

Next, let's talk about his expectation for our performance; even though he isn't fair to us, he never fails to show up and demand payment on the exact day agreed upon. He was a poor trader in matters like this, having sold his soul to the Devil, as our old wives' tales say, and when the Devil came to claim what was owed, he dismissed it as something insignificant, thinking that since it happened so long ago, the Devil had forgotten about it. A better response is what we hear a Lutheran minister gave the Devil on behalf of a poor soul who had sold himself to the Devil and was in a fright over him coming to claim his bargain, as he rightly should be, if the Devil has the power to come and take it by force. The story (if you can handle a serious one) is this.

The Man was in great Horror of Mind, and the Family fear’d he would destroy himself; at[Pg 326] length they sent for a Lutheran Minister to talk with him, and who after some Labour with him, got out the Truth (viz.) that he had sold himself to the Devil, and that the Time was almost expir’d, when he expected the Devil would come and fetch him away, and he was sure he would not fail coming to the Time to a Minute; the Minister first endeavour’d to convince him of the horrid Crime, and to bring him to a true Penitence for that Part; and having as he thought made him a sincere Penitent, he then began to encourage him, and particularly, desir’d of him, that when the Time was come, that the Devil should fetch him away, he, the Minister, should be in the House with him; accordingly, to make the Story short, the Time came, the Devil came, and the Minister was present, when the Devil came; what Shape he was in, the Story does not say; the Man said he saw him, and cry’d out; the Minister could not see him, but the Man affirming he was in the Room, the Minister said aloud, in the Name of the living God, Satan, what comest thou here for? The Devil answer’d, I come for my own; the Minister answer’d, He is not thy own, for Jesus Christ has redeem’d him, and in his Name I charge thee to avoid and touch him not; at which, says the Story, the Devil gave a furious Stamp (with his Cloven-Foot I suppose) and went away, and was never known to molest him afterward.

The man was in a state of great mental distress, and his family feared he would harm himself; at[Pg 326] last, they called for a Lutheran minister to speak with him. After some effort, the minister managed to get the truth out of him: he had sold his soul to the Devil, and he believed the time was almost up when he expected the Devil to come and take him away, certain that he would arrive right on time. The minister first tried to convince him that this was a terrible sin and encouraged him to genuinely repent for it. After believing he had made the man a sincere penitent, he then began to offer him hope and specifically asked that when the time came for the Devil to take him, the minister would be in the room with him. To cut a long story short, the time arrived, the Devil showed up, and the minister was there when the Devil appeared; the story doesn’t mention his exact form. The man claimed he saw him and cried out; the minister could not see him, but when the man insisted he was there, the minister called out, in the Name of the living God, Satan, what do you want? The Devil replied, I come for my own; the minister responded, He is not yours, for Jesus Christ has redeemed him, and in His Name, I command you to leave and not touch him. According to the story, at this, the Devil stamped furiously (with his cloven foot, I assume) and left, never to bother him again.

Another Story, tho’ it be in it self a long one, I shall abridge (for your reading with the less Uneasiness) as follows.

Another story, although it's quite long, I will shorten (for your reading with less discomfort) as follows.

A young Gentleman of ——berg, in the Elector of Brandenburgh’s (now the King of Prussia’s) Dominions, being deeply in Love with a beautiful Lady, but something above his Fortune, and whom he could by no Means bring to love him again,[Pg 327] apply’d himself to an old thing call’d a Witch, for her Assistance, and promised her great Things, if she could bring the Lady to love him, or any how compass her, so as he might have his Will of her; nay, at last he told her he would give up his Soul to her, if she would answer his Desire.

A young gentleman from ——berg, in the Elector of Brandenburgh’s (now the King of Prussia’s) territories, was deeply in love with a beautiful lady who was somewhat out of his league, and who he couldn’t seem to make love him back.[Pg 327] He turned to an old thing called a witch for help, promising her great rewards if she could make the lady love him, or in any way enable him to have his way with her; finally, he even told her he would give up his soul to her if she would grant his wish.

The old Hag, it seems, having had some of his Money, had very honestly tried what she could do, but all to no Purpose, the Lady would not comply; but when he offer’d such a great Price, she told him, she would consider farther against such a Time, and so appointed him the next Evening.

The old hag, it seems, having taken some of his money, genuinely tried to make something happen, but it was all in vain; the lady wouldn’t agree. However, when he offered such a big price, she told him she would think about it until a later time, and then she scheduled him for the next evening.

At the Time appointed he comes, and the Witch made a long Speech to him upon the Nicety of the Affair; I suppose to prepare him not to be surpriz’d at what was to come; for she suppos’d he was not so very desperately bent as he appear’d to be; she told him it was a Thing of very great Difficulty; but as he had made such a great Offer, of selling his Soul for it, she had an Acquaintance in the House, who was better skill’d (than she was) in such particular Things, and would treat with him farther, and she doubted not but that both together they might answer his End. The Fellow it seems was still of the same Mind, and told her, he car’d not what he pawn’d or sold, if he could but obtain the Lady; well, says the old Hag, sit still a while, and with that she withdraws.

At the appointed time, he arrives, and the Witch gives him a long speech about the delicacy of the situation; I guess she wanted to prepare him not to be surprised by what was coming, because she thought he wasn't as desperate as he seemed. She told him it was a very difficult matter, but since he made such a significant offer of selling his Soul for it, she had a contact in the House who was more skilled than she was in these specific matters and would discuss it further with him. She believed that together they could achieve his goal. The guy was still determined and told her he didn't care what he had to trade or sell if he could just get the Lady. "Well," said the old Hag, "sit tight for a bit," and with that, she left.

By and by she comes in again with a Question in her Mouth; pray, says she, do you seek this Lady for a Wife, or for a Mistress, would you marry her, or would you only lie with her? The young Man told her no, no, he did not expect she would lie with him, therefore he would be satisfied to marry her, but asks her the Reason of the Question; why truly, says the old Hag, my[Pg 328] Reason is very Weighty; for if you would have her for your Wife, I doubt, we can do you no Service; but if you have a Mind to lie with her, the Person, I speak of, will undertake it.

Soon enough, she comes back in with a question on her mind; she says, "Hey, do you want this lady as a wife or just for fun? Would you marry her, or do you just want to sleep with her?" The young man replied, "No, no, I didn’t expect her to be with me like that, so I’d be happy to marry her." He then asks her why she’s asking. "Well," says the old woman, "my reason is quite important; because if you want her as your wife, I’m afraid we can’t help you. But if you just want to sleep with her, the person I’m talking about can take care of that."

The Man was surpriz’d at that, only he objected that this was a transient or short Felicity, and that he should perhaps have her no more; the old Hag bid him not fear, but that if she once yielded to be his Whore, he might have her as often as he pleased; upon this he consents, for he was stark mad for the Lady; He having consented, she told him then, he should follow her, but told him, whoever he saw, he must speak to no body but her, till she gave him leave, and that he should not be surpriz’d, whatever happen’d, for no hurt should befall him; all which he agreed to, and the old Woman going out he follow’d her.

The man was surprised by that, but he pointed out that this was a fleeting happiness, and that he might not have her for long. The old hag told him not to worry, saying that if she agreed to be his mistress, he could have her whenever he wanted. He agreed, as he was crazy about the lady. Once he consented, she told him to follow her, but warned him that whatever he saw, he must only speak to her until she gave him permission, and he shouldn’t be shocked by anything that happened, as no harm would come to him. He agreed to all of this, and with that, the old woman went out and he followed her.

Being upon this led into another Room, where there was but very little Light, yet enough to let him see that there was no body in it but himself and the Woman, he was desired to sit down in a Chair next to a Table, and the old Woman clapping the Door too after her, he asked her why she shut the Door, and where was the Person she told him of? At which she answer’d there he is, pointing to a Chair at a little Distance: The young Gentleman turning his Head, saw a grave Kind of a Man sitting in an Elbow-Chair, tho’ he said, he could have sworn there was no body in the Chair when the old Woman shut the Door; however, having promis’d not to speak to any body but the old Woman, he said not a Word.

Being in this place led him into another room, where there was very little light, but enough for him to see that it was just him and the woman there. He was asked to sit down in a chair next to a table, and as the old woman shut the door behind her, he asked her why she closed it and where the person she mentioned was. She replied, there he is, pointing to a chair a little way off. The young man turned his head and saw a serious-looking man sitting in an armchair, although he could have sworn there was no one in that chair when the old woman closed the door. However, since he had promised not to speak to anyone except the old woman, he didn't say a word.

By and by the Woman making abundance of strange Gestures and Motions, and mumbling over several Things which he could not understand, on a suddain a large Wicker-Chair, which stood by the Chimney, removes to the other End of[Pg 329] the Table which he sat by, but there was no body in the Chair; in about two Minutes after that the Chair remov’d, there appear’d a Person sitting in that too, who, the Room being, as is said, almost dark, could not be so distinguish’d by the Eye, as to see his Countenance.

Eventually, the woman made a lot of strange gestures and movements, mumbling about various things he couldn’t understand. Suddenly, a large wicker chair that was by the chimney moved to the other end of[Pg 329] the table where he was sitting, but there was nobody in the chair. About two minutes later, after the chair had moved, a person appeared sitting in it too. Since the room was nearly dark, he couldn't make out the person's face.

After some while, the first Man, and the Chair he sat in, mov’d, as if they had been one Body, to the Table also; and the old Woman and the two Men seem’d to talk together, but the young Man could not understand any Thing they said; after some Time the old Witch turn’d to the young Gentleman, told him his Request was granted, but not for Marriage, but the Lady should love and receive him.

After a while, the first man and the chair he was sitting in moved, as if they were one body, to the table as well; and the old woman and the two men seemed to be talking together, but the young man couldn’t understand anything they said; after some time, the old witch turned to the young gentleman, told him his request was granted, but not for marriage, rather that the lady would love and accept him.

The Witch then gave him a Stick dipt in Tar at both Ends, and bid him hold it to a Candle, which he did, and instead of burning like a Stick it burnt out like a Torch; then she bid him break it off in the Middle, and light the other End; he did that too, and all the Room seem’d to be in a light Flame; then she said, deliver one Piece here, pointing to one only of the Persons, so he gave the first Fire-stick to the first Man or Apparition; now says she, deliver the other here, so he gave the other Piece to the other Apparition, at which they both rose up and spoke to him Words, which he said he understood not, and could not repeat, and immediately vanish’d with the Fire-sticks and all, leaving the Room full of Smoke: I do not remember that the Story says any Thing of Brimstone, or the Smell of it, but it says the Door continu’d fast lock’d, and no Body was left in the Room but the young Gentleman and the Witch.

The Witch then handed him a stick dipped in tar at both ends and told him to hold it to a candle. He did, and instead of burning like a stick, it flared up like a torch. Then she instructed him to break it in half and light the other end. He did that too, and the whole room seemed to be engulfed in flames. Next, she said to give one piece to a specific person, so he handed the first fire stick to the first man or Apparition. Then she said, "Now give me the other one," so he gave the other piece to the other Apparition. At that moment, they both rose up and spoke to him in words he claimed he didn’t understand and couldn’t repeat, and they immediately vanished along with the fire sticks, leaving the room filled with smoke. I don't recall the story mentioning anything about brimstone or its smell, but it does say the door remained tightly locked, and the only ones left in the room were the young gentleman and the Witch.

Now the Ceremony being over, he ask’d the Witch if the Business was done? She said yes. Well, but says he, have I sold my Soul to the[Pg 330] Devil? Yes, says she, you have, and you gave him Possession, when you deliver’d the two Fire-sticks to him. To him! says he, why, was that the Devil? Yes, says the old Hag. At which the young Man was in a terrible Fright for a while, but it went off again.

Now that the Ceremony was over, he asked the Witch if everything was finished. She replied yes. Well, he said, have I sold my Soul to the [Pg 330] Devil? Yes, she said, you have, and you gave him Possession when you handed over the two Fire-sticks. To him! he exclaimed, was that the Devil? Yes, the old Hag said. This left the young Man in a terrible fright for a while, but it eventually passed.

And what’s next, says he, when shall I see the Lady for whose sake I have done all this? You shall know that presently, said she, and opening the Door, in the next Room she presents him with a most beautiful Lady, but had charg’d him not to speak a Word to her: She was exactly dress’d like, and he presently knew her to be the Lady he desir’d; upon which he flew to her and clasped her in his Arms, but that Moment he had her fast, as he thought, in his Arms, she vanish’d out of his sight.

And what’s next, he asks, when will I see the Lady for whom I’ve done all this? You’ll know soon, she replies, and opening the door, in the next room she shows him a stunning Lady, but she instructed him not to say a word to her. She was dressed just like he remembered, and he immediately recognized her as the Lady he longed for; so he rushed to her and wrapped her in his arms, but the moment he thought he had her securely in his embrace, she disappeared from his sight.

Finding himself thus disappointed, he upbraids the old Woman with betraying him, and flew out with ill Language at her, in a great Rage; the Devil often deluded him thus, after this, with Shews and Appearances, but still no Performance; after a while he gets an Opportunity to speak with the Lady her self in Reality, but she was as positive in her Denial as ever, and even took away all Hopes of his ever obtaining her, which put him into Despair; for now he thought he had given himself up to the Devil for nothing, and this brought him to himself; so that he made a penitent Confession of his Crime to some Friends, who took great Care of him, and encourag’d him, and at last furnish’d him with such an Answer as put the Devil into a Fright, when he came for the Bargain.

Feeling deeply disappointed, he angrily accused the old woman of betraying him and lashed out at her with harsh words in a fit of rage. The Devil continually tricked him with illusions and empty promises, but never delivered. Eventually, he got a chance to talk to the lady in person, but she remained firm in her refusal and crushed any hope he had of winning her over, which drove him into despair. He felt like he had sold himself to the Devil for nothing, and this realization made him reflect on his situation. He then made a heartfelt confession of his wrongdoing to some friends who took good care of him, encouraged him, and eventually provided him with a response that terrified the Devil when he came to finalize their deal.

For Satan, it seems, as the Story says, had the Impudence to demand his Agreement, notwithstanding he had fail’d in the Performance on his Part; what the Answer was I do not pretend to[Pg 331] have seen, but it seems it was something like what is mention’d above, (viz.) that he was in better Hands, and that he durst not touch him.

For Satan, it seems, as the story goes, had the audacity to ask for his agreement, even though he had failed to hold up his end of the deal; I can’t claim to know what the response was[Pg 331], but it seems it was something like what was mentioned above, (namely) that he was in better hands and that he dared not to interfere with him.

I have heard of another Person that had actually sign’d a Contract with the Devil; and upon a Fast kept by some Protestant or Christian Divines, while they were praying for the poor Man, the Devil was oblig’d to come and throw the Contract in at the Window.

I’ve heard about someone who actually signed a contract with the Devil; and during a fast observed by some Protestant or Christian ministers, while they were praying for the poor guy, the Devil had to come and throw the contract in through the window.

But I vouch none of these Stories, there may be much in them and much Use made of them, even whether exactly such in Fact, as they are related, or no; the best Use I can make of them, is this, if any wicked desperate Wretches have made Bargain and Sale with Satan, their only Way is to repent, if they know how, and that before he comes to claim them; then batter him with his own Guns; play Religion against Devilism, and perhaps they may drive the Devil out of their Reach; at least he will not come at them, which is as well.

But I don't endorse any of these stories; there might be a lot of truth in them and they could be useful, even if they're not exactly as they're told. The best takeaway I can have from them is this: if any wicked, desperate people have made deals with Satan, their only option is to repent, if they can, and do it before he comes to claim them. Then, they should fight back with his own weapons; use religion against evil, and maybe they can push the Devil out of their lives; at the very least, he won't bother them, which is still a win.

On the other Hand, how many Stories have we handed about of the Devil’s really coming with a terrible Appearance at the Time appointed, and powerfully or by violence carrying away those, that have given themselves thus up to him; nay, and sometimes a Piece of the House along with them, as in the famous Instance of Sudbury, Anno 1662. It seems he comes with Rage and Fury upon such Occasions, pretending he only comes to take his own, or as if he had leave given him to come and take his Goods, as we say, where he could find them, and would strike a Terror into all that should oppose him.

On the other hand, how many stories have we heard about the Devil actually showing up with a terrifying appearance at the appointed time, forcefully or violently taking away those who have surrendered themselves to him? Sometimes he even takes a part of the house with them, as in the famous case of Sudbury, Anno 1662. It seems he arrives with rage and fury on such occasions, pretending he only comes to take what’s his or acting like he's been given permission to come and take his belongings, as we say, wherever he can find them, and he wants to instill fear in anyone who dares to oppose him.

The greatest Part of the Terror we are usually in upon this Occasion, is from a Supposition, that when this Hell-Fire Contract is once made, God allows the Devil to come and take the wicked[Pg 332] Creature, how and in what manner he thinks fit, as being given up to him by his own Act and Deed; but in my Opinion there’s no Divinity at all in that; for as in our Law we punish a Felo de se, or Self-murtherer, because, as the Law suggests, he had no Right to dismiss his own Life; that he being a Subject of the Common-wealth, the Government claims the Ward or Custody of him, and so ’twas not Murther only, but Robbery, and is a Felony against the State, robbing the King of his Liege-Man, as ’tis justly call’d; so neither has any Man a Right to dispose of his Soul, which belongs to his Maker in Property and in Right of Creation: The Man then having no Right to sell, Satan has no Right to buy, or at best he has made a Purchase without a Title, and consequently has no just Claim to the Possession.

The main source of our fear in this situation comes from the belief that once this Hell-Fire Contract is made, God lets the Devil come and take the wicked[Pg 332] person however and whenever he wants, as if they were given to him by their own actions. However, I believe there's no divinity in that. In our law, we punish someone who commits Felo de se, or suicide, because, as the law suggests, they had no right to end their own life. Since they are a subject of the commonwealth, the government claims the Ward or custody of them, making it not just murder but also robbery, as it deprives the King of his subject, as it's justly called. Similarly, no one has the right to dispose of their soul, which belongs to their Creator by property and right of creation. Therefore, since a person has no right to sell their soul, Satan has no right to buy it; at best, he has made a purchase without a title, and thus has no legitimate claim to possession.

It is therefore a Mistake to say, that when any of us have been so mad to make such a pretended Contract with the Devil, that God gives him leave to take it as his Due; ’tis no such thing; the Devil has bought, what you had no Right to sell, and therefore, as an unlawful Oath is to be repented of, and then broken; so your Business is to repent of the Crime, and then tell the Devil, you have better consider’d of it, and that you won’t stand to your Bargain, for you had no Power to sell; and if he pretends to Violence after that, I am mistaken; I believe the Devil knows better.

It’s a mistake to say that when any of us foolishly enter into a fake contract with the Devil, God allows him to claim it as his right; that’s not true. The Devil has bought something you had no right to sell, so just like an illegal oath should be regretted and then broken, your job is to repent for the wrongdoing and then tell the Devil that you've thought it over and won't stick to your deal because you had no authority to sell. If he threatens you afterward, I’m wrong; I believe the Devil knows better.

It is true, our old Mothers and Nurses have told us other Things, but they only told us what their Mothers and Nurses told them, and so the Tale has been handed down from one Generation of old Women to another; but we have no Vouchers for the Fact other than Oral Tradition, the Credit of which, I confess, goes but a very little Way with me; nor do I believe it one Jot[Pg 333] the more for all the frightful Addenda which they generally join to the Tale, for it never wants a great Variety of that Kind.

It's true that our old mothers and nurses have told us different things, but they only repeated what their mothers and nurses told them, so the story has been passed down from one generation of older women to the next. However, we have no proof of the fact other than oral tradition, which, I admit, doesn't carry much weight with me. I don't believe it one bit more for all the terrifying details they usually add to the story, as it always seems to come with a lot of that kind of stuff.

Thus they tell us the Devil carried away Dr. Faustus and took a Piece of the Wall of his Garden along with them: Thus at Salisbury the Devil as it is said, and publickly printed, carried away two Fellows that had given themselves up to him, and carried away the Roof of the House with them, and the like; all which I believe my Share of; besides, if these Stories were really true, they are all against the Devil’s true Interest, Satan must be a Fool, which is indeed what I never took him to be in the Main; this would be the Way not to encrease the Number of Desperadoes, who should thus put themselves into his Hand, but to make himself a Terror to them; and this is one of the most powerful Objections I have against the Thing, for the Devil, I say, is no Fool, that must be acknowledg’d; he knows his own Game, and generally plays it sure.

So they say the Devil took Dr. Faustus away and also snagged a piece of his garden wall with him. Similarly, in Salisbury, the Devil, as it’s claimed and publicly printed, took away two guys who had devoted themselves to him, along with the roof of the house. And so on; I can see my fair share of these claims. Besides, if these stories were actually true, they would work against the Devil's real interests. Satan would have to be a fool, and honestly, I’ve never thought of him as such overall. This would not be a way to increase the number of reckless people willing to turn to him; instead, it would make him a source of fear for them. This is one of the strongest arguments I have against these tales, because the Devil, I must say, is no fool; that much is clear. He knows his game and usually plays it wisely.

I might, before I quit this Point, seriously reflect here upon our Beau mond (viz.) the gay Part of Mankind, especially those of the Times we live in, who walk about in a Composure and Tranquillity inexpressible, and yet as we all know, must certainly have all sold themselves to the Devil, for the Power of acting the foolishest Things with the greater Applause; it is true, to be a Fool is the most pleasant Life in the World, if the Fool has but the particular Felicity, which few Fools want, (viz.) to think themselves wise: The learned say, it is the Dignity and Perfection of Fools, that they never fail trusting themselves; they believe themselves sufficient and able for every Thing; and hence their want or waste of Brains is no Grievance to them, but they hug themselves[Pg 334] in the Satiety of their own Wit; but to bring other People to have the same Notion of them, which they have of themselves, and to have their apish and ridiculous Conduct make the same Impression on the Minds of others, as it does on their own; this requires a general Infatuation, and must either be a Judgment from Heaven, or a Mist of Hell; nothing but the Devil can make all the Men of Brains applaud a Fool, and can any Man believe, that the Devil will do this for nothing? no, no, he will be well paid for it, and I know no other Way they have to compound with him, but this of Bargain and Sale.

I might, before I move on from this point, seriously reflect on our Beau mond (i.e.) the stylish part of humanity, especially those in our times, who walk around with an unexplainable composure and calmness, and yet, as we all know, must have sold their souls to the Devil for the ability to do the silliest things and still get the most applause. It's true, being a fool is the most enjoyable life in the world, as long as that fool has the specific happiness, which few fools possess, (i.e.) believing themselves to be wise. The educated say that it's the dignity and perfection of fools that they always trust themselves; they think they are capable and enough for everything; therefore, their lack or waste of intelligence doesn’t bother them, but they take pride in the abundance of their own wit. However, getting other people to see them in the same light they see themselves and having their silly and ridiculous behavior make the same impression on others’ minds as it does on their own, requires a collective delusion. This must either be a divine judgment or a manifestation of hell; only the Devil can make intelligent people applaud a fool, and can anyone seriously believe the Devil would do this for free? No, he must be well compensated for it, and I see no other way they can strike a deal with him except through bargaining and selling.

’Tis the same thing with Rakes and Bullies, as ’tis with Fools and Beaus; and this brings me to the Subject of buying and selling it self, and to examine what is understood by it in the World, what People mean by such and such a Man selling himself to the Devil: I know the common Acceptation of it is, that they make some Capitulation for some Indulgence in Wickedness, on Conditions of Safety and Impunity, which the Devil promises them; tho’ as I said above, he is a Bite in that too, for he can’t perform the Conditions; however, I say, he promises boldly, and they believe him, and for this Privilege in Wickedness, they consent, that he shall come and fetch them for his own, at such or such a Time.

It’s the same with Rakes and Bullies as it is with Fools and Beaus; and this brings me to the topic of buying and selling itself, and to examine what people understand by it in the world, what they mean when they say that a person sells themselves to the Devil: I know the common interpretation is that they make some deal for some leniency in wrongdoing, on conditions of safety and immunity that the Devil promises them; though, as I mentioned earlier, he’s a Bite in that too because he can't fulfill the conditions; however, I say, he promises boldly, and they believe him, and for this privilege in wrongdoing, they agree that he can come and take them for his own, at a certain time.

This is the State of the Case in the general Acceptation of it; I do not say ’tis really so, nay ’tis even an Inconsistency in it self; for one would think, they need not capitulate with the Devil to be so, and so, superlatively wicked, and give him such a Price for it, seeing, unless we have a wrong Notion of him, he is naturally enclin’d, as well as avow’dly willing to have all Men be as superlatively wicked as possibly they can, and must necessarily be always ready to issue out his Licenses gratis, as[Pg 335] far as his Authority will go in the Case; and therefore I do not see why the Wretches that deal with him, should article with him for a Price; but suppose, for Argument sake, that it is so, then the next Thing is, some capital Crime follows the Contract, and then the Wretch is forsaken, for the Devil cannot protect him, as he promised; so he is Trust up, and like Coleman at the Gallows, he exclaims that there is no Truth in Devils.

This is the State of the Case in the general sense of it; I’m not saying it’s truly the case, and in fact, it’s even an inconsistency in itself; because one might think that they wouldn’t need to strike a deal with the Devil to be so incredibly wicked, and offer him such a price for it, since, unless we have the wrong idea about him, he is naturally inclined, as well as openly willing, to have all people be as incredibly wicked as they can be. He must always be ready to issue his licenses for free, as[Pg 335] far as his authority allows in this matter; so I don’t see why the wretches who deal with him should negotiate a price. But let’s assume, for argument's sake, that it is so, then the next thing is that some serious crime follows the contract, and then the wretch is abandoned, because the Devil cannot protect him as promised; so he is Trust up, and like Coleman at the gallows, he exclaims that there is no truth in devils.

It may be true, however, that under the powerful Guard and Protection of the Devil, Men do sometimes go a great Way in Crime, and that perhaps farther in these our Days of boasted Morals than was known among our Fathers; the only Difference that I meet with between the Sons of Belial in former Days, and those of our Ages, seems to be in the Devil’s Management, not in theirs; the Sum of which amounts to this, that Satan seems to act with more Cunning, and they with less; for in the former Ages of Satan’s Dominion, he had much Business upon his Hands, all his Art and Engines, and Engineers also, were kept fully employ’d, to wheedle, allure, betray and circumvent People, and draw them into Crimes, and they found him, as we may say, a full Employment; I doubt not, he was call’d the Tempter on that very Account; but the Case seems quite alter’d now, the Tables are turned; then the Devil tempted Men to sin, But now, in short, they tempt the Devil; Men push into Crimes before he pushes them; they out shoot him in his own Bow, out run him on his own Ground, and, as we say of some hot Spurs who ride Post, they whip the Post-Boy; in a Word, the Devil seems to have no Business now but to sit still and look on.

It might be true that under the strong Guard and Protection of the Devil, people sometimes go further into crime now than in the past when moral values were supposedly higher. The only difference I see between the wicked of previous generations and those today seems to be in how the Devil manages things, not in the individuals themselves; essentially, Satan appears to be more cunning now, while people are less so. In earlier times of Satan's influence, he had a lot on his plate, using all his tricks and accomplices to deceive, lure, betray, and trap people into committing crimes, which kept him quite busy; he was certainly known as the Tempter for that reason. However, the situation seems to have changed completely; the roles have reversed—while the Devil once tempted people to sin, now it seems they tempt him. People dive into crimes before he even gets the chance to influence them; they outsmart him at his own game, outrun him on his own turf, and, as we say about some eager riders, they even beat the messenger. In short, it seems like the Devil has nothing to do now but sit back and watch.

[Pg 336]This, I must confess, seems to intimate some secret Compact between the Devil and them; but then it looks, not as is they had contracted with the Devil for leave to sin, but that the Devil had contracted with them, that they should sin so and so, up to such a Degree, and that without giving him the Trouble of daily Solicitation, private Management, and artful screwing up their Passions, their Affections and their most retir’d Faculties, as he was before oblig’d to do.

[Pg 336]I have to admit, this suggests some secret agreement between the Devil and them; however, it doesn't seem like they have made a deal with the Devil to sin, but rather that the Devil has made a deal with them, allowing them to sin in this way and to this extent, without needing to constantly coax, manage, or manipulate their feelings, emotions, and deeper instincts like he had to do in the past.

This also appears more agreeable to the Nature of the Thing; and as it is a most exquisite part of Satan’s Cunning, so ’tis an undoubted Testimony of his Success; if it was not so, he could never bring his Kingdom to such a height of absolute Power as he has done; this also solves several Difficulties in the Affair of the World’s present Way of sinning, which otherwise it would be very hard to understand; as particularly how some eminent Men of Quality among us, whose upper Rooms are not extraordinary well furnished in other Cases, yet are so very witty in their Wickedness, that they gather Admirers by hundreds and thousands; who, however heavy, lumpish, slow and backward, even by Nature, and in force of Constitution in better things, yet in their Race Devil-wards they are of a sudden grown nimble, light of Foot, and outrun all their Neighbours; Fellows that are as empty of Sense as Beggars are of Honesty, and as far from Brains as a Whore is of Modesty; on a sudden you shall find them dip into Polemicks, study Michael Servetus, Socinus, and the most learned of their Disciples; they shall reason against all Religion, as strongly as a Philosopher; blaspheme with such a Keenness of Wit, and satyrise God and Eternity, with such a Brightness of Fancy, as if the soul of a Rochester or a Hobbs was [Pg 337]transmigrated into them; in a little length of Time more they banter Heaven, burlesque the Trinity, and jest with every sacred thing, and all so sharp, so ready, and so terribly witty, as if they were born Buffoons, and were singl’d out by Nature to be Champions for the Devil.

This also seems to align more with the nature of the thing; and while it is a clever part of Satan's trickery, it’s also clear evidence of his success. If it weren't true, he could never have established his kingdom to such a level of absolute power as he has. This also explains several issues with how the world is currently sinning, which would otherwise be challenging to grasp. For example, how some notable people among us, whose upper rooms aren’t particularly well-decorated in other respects, manage to be so clever in their wickedness that they attract hundreds and thousands of admirers. These people, who may be heavy, dull, slow, and unmotivated by nature in better matters, suddenly become quick, light on their feet, and outpace all their neighbors when it comes to devilish pursuits. They are as devoid of sense as beggars are of honesty and as distant from intelligence as a prostitute is from modesty; suddenly, you’ll find them diving into polemics, studying Michael Servetus, Socinus, and the most learned of their followers. They argue against all religion as adamantly as a philosopher, blaspheming with such sharp wit and ridiculing God and eternity with such vivid creativity, it’s as if the soul of a Rochester or a Hobbes has entered them. Before long, they mock heaven, parody the Trinity, and joke about every sacred thing, all delivered with such sharpness, readiness, and unsettling wit, it’s as if they were born jesters and singled out by nature to be champions for the devil.

Whence can all this come? how is the Change wrought? who but the Devil can inject Wit in Spight of natural Dullness, create Brains, fill empty Heads, and supply the Vacuities in the Understanding? and will Satan do all this for nothing? No, no, he is too wise for that; I can never doubt a secret Compact, if there is such a thing in Nature; when I see a Head where there was no Head, Sense in Posse where there is no Sense in Esse, Wit without Brains, and Sight without Eyes, ’tis all Devil-Work: Could G—— write Satyrs, that could neither read Latin or spell English, like old Sir William Read, who wrote a Book of Opticks, which when it was printed, he did not know which was the right Side uppermost, and which the wrong? Could this eminent uninform’d Beau turn Atheist, and make wise Speeches against that Being, which made him a Fool, if the Devil had not sold him some Wit in exchange for that Trifle of his, call’d Soul? Had he not barter’d his Inside with that Son of the Morning, to have his Tongue tip’d with Blasphemy, he that knew nothing of a God, but only to swear by him, could never have set up for a Wit, to burlesque his Providence and ridicule his Government of the World.

Where does all this come from? How is this change happening? Who but the Devil can inject wit despite natural dullness, create brains, fill empty heads, and fix the gaps in understanding? And will Satan do all of this for free? No, no, he’s too clever for that; I can never doubt a secret deal, if such a thing exists in nature; when I see a head where there was none, sense in posse where there is no sense in esse, wit without brains, and sight without eyes, it’s all Devil-Work: Could G—— write satires without being able to read Latin or spell English, like old Sir William Read, who wrote a book on optics and, when it was printed, didn’t know which side was up and which was down? Could this outstandingly uninformed dandy turn atheist and make wise speeches against the very being that made him a fool, if the Devil hadn’t sold him some wit in exchange for that little thing he calls his soul? If he hadn’t traded his insides with that Son of the Morning to have his tongue filled with blasphemy, he who knew nothing of God except how to swear by Him could never have claimed to be a wit, to mock His providence and ridicule His governance of the world.

But the Devil, as he is God of the World, has one particular Advantage, and that is, that when he has Work to do he very seldom wants Instruments; with this Circumstance also, that the Degeneracy of human Nature supplies him; as the late King of France said of himself, when they[Pg 338] told him what a Calamity was like to befal his Kingdom by the Famine: Well, says the King, then I shall not want Soldiers; and it was so, want of Bread supplied his Army with Recruits; so want of Grace supplied the Devil with Reprobates for his Work.

But the Devil, as he is the God of the World, has one particular advantage: when he has work to do, he rarely needs tools. Also, the decline of human nature provides him with what he needs. As the late King of France once said about himself when he was told about the calamity that would hit his kingdom due to famine: Well, the King said, I won't need soldiers then; and that was true, the lack of food supplied his army with recruits. Similarly, the absence of grace provided the Devil with reprobates for his work.

Another Reason why, I think, the Devil has made more Bargains of that Kind we speak of, in this Age, is, because he seems to have laid by his Cloven-Foot; all his old Emissaries, the Tools of his Trade, the Engineers which he employ’d in his Mines, such as Witches, Warlocks, Magicians, Conjurers, Astrologers, and all the hellish Train or Rabble of human Devils, who did his Drudgery in former Days, seem to be out of Work: I shall give you a fuller Enumeration of them in the next Chapter.

Another reason why I think the Devil has made more deals like this in our time is that he seems to have put aside his Cloven Foot; all his old agents, the tools of his trade, the engineers he used in his operations—like witches, warlocks, magicians, conjurers, astrologers, and all the hellish crew or mob of human Devils who did his dirty work back in the day—seem to be out of work. I’ll provide a more detailed list of them in the next chapter.

These, I say, seem to be laid aside; not that his Work is abated, or that his Business with Mankind, for their Delusion and Destruction is not the same, or perhaps more than ever; but the Devil seems to have chang’d Hands; the Temper and Genius of Mankind is alter’d, and they are not to be taken by Fright and Horror, as they were then: The Figures of those Creatures was always dismal and horrible, and that is it which I mean by the Cloven-Foot; but now Wit, Beauty and gay Things, are the Sum of his Craft, he manages by the Soft and the Smooth, the Fair and the Artful, the Kind and the Cunning, not by the Frightful and Terrible, the Ugly and the Odious.

These, I say, seem to have been set aside; not that his work is lessened, or that his dealings with humanity, for their deception and destruction, are not the same, or perhaps even greater than ever; but the Devil seems to have changed tactics; the mindset and attitude of people have shifted, and they can't be scared by fright and horror like they used to be. The appearances of those creatures were always bleak and terrifying, and that’s what I mean by the Cloven-Foot; but now, wit, beauty, and cheerful things are at the core of his craft. He works through softness and smoothness, fairness and cunning, kindness and craftiness, instead of relying on frightful and terrible, ugly and repulsive methods.

When the Devil for weighty Dispatches,
Wanted Messengers cunning and bold,
He pass’d by the beautiful Faces,
And pick’d out the Ugly and Old.
[Pg 339]
Of these he made Warlocks and Witches,
To run of his Errands by Night,
Till the over wrought Hag-ridden Wretches,
Were as fit as the Devil, to fright.

But whoever has been his Adviser,
As his Kingdom encreases in Growth;
He now takes his Measures much wiser,
And Trafficks with Beauty and Youth.

Disguis’d in the Wanton and Witty,
He haunts both the Church and the Court,
And sometimes he visits the City,
Where all the best Christians resort.

Thus dress’d up in full Masquerade,
He the bolder can range up and down,
For he better can drive on his Trade,
In any one’s Name than his own.

When the Devil needed serious messages,
He sought messengers who were smart and courageous,
He overlooked the beautiful faces,
And chose the Ugly and Old.
[Pg 339]
From them, he created Warlocks and Witches,
To run his errands at night,
Until the overworked, tortured souls,
Were as scary as the Devil himself.

But whoever had advised him,
As his kingdom expanded;
Now he acts with much more wisdom,
And addresses beauty and youth.

Disguised as charming and witty,
He wanders through both the church and the court,
And sometimes he stops by the city,
Where all the best Christians come together.

Dressed up in full disguise,
He can move around more confidently,
Because he can better conduct his business,
In anyone else's name except his own.

 

 


Chapter. IX.

Of the Tools the Devil works with, (viz.) Witches, Wizards or Warlocks, Conjurers, Magicians, Divines, Astrologers, Interpreters of Dreams, Tellers of Fortunes; and above all the rest, his particular modern Privy-Counsellors call’d Wits and Fools.

Of the tools that Devil uses, (for example) witches, wizards, warlocks, conjurers, magicians, religious leaders, astrologers, dream interpreters, fortune tellers; and above all, his special modern advisors known as wits and fools.

Tho’, as I have advanc’d in the foregoing Chapter, the Devil has very much chang’d Hands in his modern Management of the World,[Pg 340] and that instead of the Rabble and long Train of Implements reckoned up above, he now walks about in Beaus, Beauties, Wits and Fools; yet I must not omit to tell you that he has not dismiss’d his former Regiments, but like Officers in Time of Peace, he keeps them all in half Pay, or like Extraordinary Men at the Custom-House, they are kept at a Call, to be ready to fill up Vacancies, or to employ when he is more than ordinarily full of Business; and therefore it may not be amiss to give some brief Account of them, from Satan’s own Memoirs, their Performance being no inconsiderable Part of his History.

Although, as I pointed out in the previous chapter, the Devil has changed his approach to managing the world quite a bit,[Pg 340] and instead of the common crowd and the long list of tools mentioned earlier, he now moves among the stylish, the beautiful, the clever, and the foolish; still, I shouldn't forget to mention that he hasn't let go of his former groups. Instead, like soldiers during peacetime, he keeps them all on standby, or like specialty workers at the customs office, they're on call, ready to step in when there are openings or to help out when he has an unusually heavy workload. Therefore, it might be useful to provide a brief overview of them, straight from Satan’s own notes, as their actions make up a significant part of his story.

Nor will it be an unprofitable Digression to go back a little to the primitive Institution of all these Orders, for they are very antient, and I assure you, it requires great Knowledge of Antiquity, to give a Particular of their Original; I shall be very brief in it.

Nor will it be a waste of time to go back a bit to the original establishment of all these Orders, as they are quite ancient, and I assure you, it takes a lot of knowledge of history to provide details about their origin; I will keep it very brief.

In order then to this Enquiry, you must know that it was not for want of Servants, that Satan took this Sort of People into his Pay; he had, as I have observ’d in its Place, Millions of diligent Devils at his Call, whatever Business, and however difficult, he had for them to do; but as I have said above, that our modern People are forwarder than even the Devil himself can desire them to be; and that they come before they are call’d, run before they are sent, and crowd themselves into his Service; so it seems it was in those early Days, when the World was one universal Monarchy under his Dominion, as I have at large describ’d in its Place.

To understand this discussion, you need to know that it wasn't because he lacked servants that Satan employed this type of people; he had, as I’ve noted elsewhere, millions of hardworking devils at his disposal for any task, no matter how tough. But as I mentioned earlier, our modern people are quicker to act than even the devil himself would want; they show up before they're called, rush ahead before they're sent, and eagerly join his ranks. It seems this was also true in those early days, when the world was entirely under his rule, as I’ve detailed extensively before.

In those Days the Wickedness of the World keeping a just Pace with their Ignorance, this inferior Sort of low priz’d Instruments did the Devil’s work mighty well; they drudg’d on in his Black-Art so laboriously, and with such[Pg 341] good Success, that he found it was better to employ them as Tools to delude and draw in Mankind, than to send his invisible Implements about, and oblige them to take such Shapes and Dresses as were necessary upon every trifling Occasion; which, perhaps, was more Cost than Worship, more Pains than Pay.

In those days, the wickedness of the world kept pace with their ignorance, and these lesser, lowly tools did the Devil’s work quite effectively. They toiled away in his dark arts so diligently, and with such[Pg 341] success, that he realized it was better to use them as tools to deceive and lure people in, rather than to dispatch his invisible agents to take on various forms and appearances for every minor task, which might have cost him more than it was worth, and required more effort than reward.

Having then a Set of these Voluntiers in his Service, the true Devil had nothing to do but to keep an exact Correspondence with them, and communicate some needful Powers to them, to make them be and do something extraordinary, and give them a Reputation in their Business; and these, in a Word, did a great Part of, nay almost all the Devil’s Business in the World.

Having a group of these volunteers at his disposal, the true Devil just had to maintain a close connection with them and share some necessary powers to enable them to do something remarkable and gain a reputation in their field; in short, they carried out a large part of, if not nearly all of, the Devil’s work in the world.

To this Purpose gave he them Power, if we may believe old Glanville, Baxter, Hicks, and other learn’d Consultors of Oracles, to walk invisible, to fly in the Air, ride upon Broom-sticks, and other Wooden Gear, to interpret Dreams, answer Questions, betray Secrets, to talk (Gibberish) the universal Language, to raise Storms, sell Winds, bring up Spirits, disturb the Dead, and torment the Living, with a thousand other needful Tricks to amuse the World, keep themselves in Veneration, and carry on the Devil’s Empire in the World.

To this end, they were given the power, if we can trust the old Glanville, Baxter, Hicks, and other knowledgeable experts of oracles, to be invisible, fly in the air, ride on broomsticks and other wooden things, interpret dreams, answer questions, reveal secrets, speak (gibberish) the universal language, create storms, sell winds, summon spirits, disturb the dead, and torment the living, with a thousand other useful tricks to entertain the world, maintain their reverence, and support the Devil's empire in the world.

The first Nations among whom these infernal Practices were found, were the Chaldeans; and that I may do Justice in earnest, as well as in jest, it must be allow’d that the Chaldeans, or those of them so call’d, were not Conjurers or Magicians, only Philosophers and Studiers of Nature, wise, sober and studious Men at first, and we have an extraordinary Account of them; and if we may believe some of our best Writers of Fame, Abraham was himself famous among them for such Magick, as Sir Walter Raleigh[Pg 342] expresses it, Qui Contemplatione Creaturarum Cognovit Creatorem.

The first nations where these terrible practices appeared were the Chaldeans. To be fair, both seriously and jokingly, it should be noted that the Chaldeans, or those referred to as such, were not conjurers or magicians; they were simply philosophers and students of nature—wise, sober, and diligent individuals initially. We have remarkable accounts of them, and if we can trust some of our most respected writers, Abraham was actually notable among them for a type of magic, as Sir Walter Raleigh puts it, Qui Contemplatione Creaturarum Cognovit Creatorem.[Pg 342]

Now granting this, it is all to my Purpose, namely, that the Devil drew these wise Men in, to search after more Knowledge than Nature could instruct them in; and the Knowledge of the true God being at that Time sunk very low, he debauch’d them all with Dreams, Apparitions, Conjurers, &c. till he ruin’d the just Notions they had, and made Devils of them all, like himself.

Now, if we accept this, it serves my point: the Devil led these wise men to seek knowledge beyond what nature could teach them. Since the understanding of the true God was very low at that time, he corrupted them with dreams, visions, sorcerers, & c. until he destroyed their good ideas and turned them all into Devils like himself.

The learned Senensis, speaking of this Chaldean Kind of Learning, gives us an Account of five Sorts of them; you will pardon me for being so grave as to go this Length back.

The knowledgeable Senensis, discussing this Chaldean type of learning, tells us about five different kinds. Please forgive me for being so serious as to go this far back.

1. Chascedin or Chaldeans, properly so call’d, being Astronomers.

Chascedin or Chaldeans, also known as astronomers.

2. Asaphim or Magicians, such was Zoroastres and Balaam the Son of Beor.

2. Asaphim or Magicians, like Zoroaster and Balaam the Son of Beor.

3. Chatumim or Interpreters of Dreams and hard Speeches, Inchanters, &c.

3. Chatumim or Dream Interpreters and those who speak difficult phrases, Enchanters, &c.

4. Mecasphim or Witches, call’d at first Prophets, afterwards Malefici or Venefici, Poisoners.

4. Mecasphim or Witches, initially called Prophets, later Malefici or Venefici, Poisoners.

5. Gazarim or Auruspices, and Diviners, such as divin’d by the Entrails of Beasts, the Liver in particular; mention’d in Ezek. or as others, call’d Augurs.

5. Gazarim or Auruspices, and Diviners, like those who predicted the future by examining animal entrails, especially the liver; mentioned in Ezek. or as others refer to them, Augurs.

 

Now, as to all these, I suppose, I may do them no wrong, if I say, however justifiable they were in the Beginning, the Devil got them all into his Service at last, and that brings me to my Text again, from which the rest was a Digression.

Now, regarding all these, I think I won’t misrepresent them if I say that, no matter how justified they were at the beginning, the Devil ended up using them all for his own purposes, and that brings me back to my main point, from which the rest was a diversion.

1. The Chascedin or Chaldean Astronomers turned Astrologers, Fortune-Tellers, Calculators [Pg 343]of Nativities, and vile Deluders of the People, as if the Wisdom of the holy God was in them, as Nebuchadnezzar said of Daniel on that very Account.

1. The Chascedin or Chaldean Astronomers became Astrologers, Fortune-Tellers, and Calculators [Pg 343] of Birth Charts, deceiving the People as if they had the Wisdom of the holy God, just as Nebuchadnezzar mentioned about Daniel for that very reason.

2. The Asaphim or Magi, or Magicians; Sixtus Senensis says, they were such as wrought by Covenants with Devils, but turn’d to it from their Wisdom, which was to study the practical Part of Natural Philosophy, working admirable Effects by the mutual Application of Natural Causes.

2. The Asaphim or Magi, or Magicians; Sixtus Senensis says, they were people who made deals with demons, but shifted their focus from that to studying the practical side of natural science, achieving incredible results through the interaction of natural causes.

3. The Chartumim from being Reasoners or Disputers upon difficult Points in Philosophy, became Enchanters and Conjurers. So,

3. The Chartumim went from being Thinkers or Debaters on complex issues in Philosophy to being Magicians and Sorcerers. So,

4. The Mecasphim or Prophets, they turn’d to be Sorcerers, Raisers of Spirits, such as wounded by an evil Eye, and by bitter Curses, and were afterwards fam’d for having familiar Converse with the Devil, and were called Witches.

4. The Mecasphim or Prophets turned into Sorcerers, summoners of Spirits, like those hurt by an evil Eye and by harsh Curses. They later became known for their close interactions with the Devil, and were referred to as Witches.

5. The Gazarim, from the bare observing of the good and bad Omens, by the Entrails of Beasts, flying of Birds, &c. were turn’d to Sacrists or Priests of the Heathen Idols and Sacrificers.

5. The Gazarim, by simply watching the good and bad omens from the entrails of animals, the flight of birds, &c., became the priests or followers of false idols and performed sacrifices.

 

Thus, I say, first or last the Devil engross’d all the Wise-Men of the East, for so they are call’d; made them all his own, and by them he work’d Wonders, that is, he fill’d the World with lying Wonders, as if wrought by these Men, when indeed it was all his own, from Beginning to the End, and set on Foot meerly to propagate Delusion, impose upon blinded and ignorant Men; the God of this World blinded their Minds, and they were led away by the Subtilty of the Devil, to say no worse of it, till they became Devils themselves, as to Mankind;[Pg 344] for they carried on the Devil’s Work upon all Occasions, and the Race of them still continue in other Nations, and some of them among our selves, as we shall see presently.

So, I say, whether first or last, the Devil captured all the wise men from the East, as they are called; he made them all his own, and through them, he performed wonders—specifically, he filled the world with deceptive wonders, as if created by these men, when in reality, it was all his doing, from start to finish, designed solely to spread deception and trick blinded and ignorant people; the God of this world clouded their minds, and they were misled by the cunning of the Devil, to say the least, until they became Devils themselves in relation to humanity;[Pg 344] because they continuously carried out the Devil’s work at every opportunity, and the descendants of them still exist in other nations, and some among us, as we will see shortly.

The Arabians follow’d the Chaldeans in this Study, while it was kept within its due Bounds, and after them the Egyptians; and among the Latter we find that Jannes and Jambres were famous for their leading Pharaoh by their pretended magic Performances, to reject the real Miracles of Moses; and History tells us of strange Pranks the Wise-Men, the Magicians and the Southsayers plaid to delude the People in the most early Ages of the World.

The Arabians followed the Chaldeans in this study while it was kept within appropriate limits, and then the Egyptians came next; among the latter, we see that Jannes and Jambres became well-known for their ability to mislead Pharaoh with their fake magic acts, causing him to dismiss the genuine miracles of Moses; and history tells us about the bizarre tricks the wise men, magicians, and fortune tellers played to deceive people in the earliest ages of the world.

But, as I say, now, the Devil has improv’d himself, so he did then; for the Grecian and Roman Heathen Rites coming on, they outdid all the Magicians and Southsayers, by establishing the Devil’s lying Oracles, which, as a Master-Piece of Hell, did the Devil more Honour, and brought more Homage to him, than ever he had before, or could arrive to since.

But, as I said, now the Devil has improved himself, just as he did back then; because the Grecian and Roman pagan rituals came along, they surpassed all the Magicians and Fortune-tellers by setting up the Devil’s deceptive Oracles, which, as a masterpiece of Hell, honored the Devil more and brought him more tribute than he ever had before or could attain afterward.

Again, as by the setting up the Oracles, all the Magicians and Southsayers grew out of Credit; so at the ceasing of those Oracles, the Devil was fain to go back to the old Game again, and take up with the Agency of Witches, Divinations, Inchantments and Conjurings, as I hinted before, answerable to the four Sorts mention’d in the Story of Nebuchadnezzar, (viz.) Magicians, Astrologers, the Chaldeans and the Southsayers: How these began to be out of Request, I have mention’d already; but as the Devil has not quite given them over, only laid them aside a little for the present, we may venture to ask what they were, and what Use he made of them when he did employ them.

Again, just like when the Oracles were established, all the Magicians and Fortunetellers gained popularity; so when those Oracles stopped, the Devil had to revert to his old tricks and rely on the help of Witches, Divinations, Incantations, and Conjurings, as I mentioned earlier, which correspond to the four types listed in the story of Nebuchadnezzar: namely, Magicians, Astrologers, Chaldeans, and Southsayers. I've already discussed how these became less popular, but since the Devil hasn't completely abandoned them—just set them aside for now—we can explore what they were and how he used them when he did.

[Pg 345]The Truth is, I think, as it was a very mean Employment for any thing that wears a human Countenance to take up, so I must acknowledge, I think, ’twas a mean low priz’d Business for Satan to take up with; below the very Devil; below his Dignity as an Angelic, tho’ condemn’d Creature; below him even as a Devil; to go to talk to a parcel of ugly, deform’d, spiteful, malicious old Women; to give them Power to do Mischief, who never had a Will, after they enter’d into the State of old Woman-Hood, to do any thing else: Why the Devil always chose the ugliest old Women he could find; whether Wizardism made them ugly, that were not so before, and whether the Ugliness, as it was a Beauty in Witchcraft, did not encrease according to the meritorious Performance in the Black-Trade? These are all Questions of Moment to be decided, (if human Learning can arrive to so much Perfection) in Ages to come.

[Pg 345]The truth is, I think it was a pretty low thing for anyone with a human face to get involved in, and I have to admit, it seems pretty beneath even Satan to engage in such a petty business. It was below his dignity as a fallen angel; even as a devil, it was beneath him to talk to a bunch of ugly, deformed, spiteful, malicious old women and give them power to cause trouble when, after reaching old age, they had no desire to do anything else. Why did the devil always choose the ugliest old women he could find? Did witchcraft make them ugly if they weren’t before, and did their ugliness, which was seen as a form of beauty in witchcraft, increase based on how well they performed in the dark arts? These are significant questions that need to be answered, if human knowledge can reach such heights, in the future.

Some say the evil Eye and the wicked Look were Parts of the Enchantment, and that the Witches, when they were in the height of their Business, had a powerful Influence with both; that by looking upon any Person they could bewitch them, and make the Devil, as the Scots express it, ride through them booted and spurr’d; and that hence came that very significant Saying, to look like a Witch.

Some believe that the evil eye and the wicked look were parts of the enchantment, and that the witches, when they were at the peak of their powers, had a strong influence over both; that by looking at someone, they could cast a spell on them, making the Devil, as the Scots say, ride through them decked out in boots and spurs; and that’s where the saying to look like a witch comes from.

The strange Work which the Devil has made in the World, by this Sort of his Agents call’d Witches, is such, and so extravagantly wild, that except our Hope that most of those Tales happen not to be true, I know not how any one could be easy to live near a Widow after she was five and fifty.

The bizarre things the Devil has done in the world through his agents called Witches are so extreme and outlandish that, except for the hope that most of those stories aren't true, I don’t know how anyone could feel comfortable living near a widow after she turns fifty-five.

All the other Sorts of Emissaries which Satan employs, come short of these Ghosts; and[Pg 346] Apparitions sometimes come and shew themselves, on particular Accounts, and some of those Particulars respect doing Justice, repairing Wrongs, preventing Mischief; sometimes in Matters very considerable, and on Things so necessary to publick Benefit, that we are tempted to believe they proceed from some vigilant Spirit who wishes us well; but on the other Hand, these Witches are never concern’d in any thing but Mischief; nay, if what they do portends good to one, it issues in hurt to many; the whole Tenour of their Life, their Design in general, is to do Mischief, and they are only employ’d in Mischief, and nothing else: How far they are furnish’d with Ability suitable to the horrid Will they are vested with, remains to be describ’d.

All the other types of agents that Satan uses fall short compared to these ghosts; and [Pg 346] apparitions sometimes appear for specific reasons, and some of those reasons involve delivering justice, correcting wrongs, and preventing harm; sometimes in very significant matters and on issues so crucial for the public good that we are tempted to believe they come from some protective spirit who has our best interests at heart. However, on the flip side, these witches are only involved in causing harm; indeed, even if what they do seems to benefit one person, it usually results in harm to many. The entire nature of their existence, their overall aim, is to cause trouble, and they are only engaged in mischief and nothing else: how well-equipped they are to carry out their dreadful intentions remains to be explained.

These Witches, ’tis said, are furnish’d with Power suitable to the Occasion that is before them, and particularly that which deserves to be consider’d, as Prediction, and foretelling Events, which I insist the Author of Witchcraft is not accomplish’d with himself, nor can he communicate it to any other: How then Witches come to be able to foretel Things to come, which, ’tis said, the Devil himself cannot know, and which, as I have shewn, ’tis evident he does not know himself, is yet to be determin’d; that Witches do foretel, is certain, from the Witch of Endor, who foretold Things to Saul, which he knew not before, namely, that he should be slain in Battle the next Day, which accordingly came to pass.

These witches, it is said, are given powers suited to the situation they face, especially when it comes to predicting and foretelling events. I argue that the source of witchcraft does not possess this ability themselves, nor can they pass it on to anyone else. So how do witches manage to predict things to come, which, it is said, even the devil himself cannot know? As I've demonstrated, it's clear he does not know these things himself, and this remains to be explained. What is certain is that witches do make predictions, as shown by the Witch of Endor, who foretold to Saul things he didn’t know before, namely that he would be killed in battle the next day, which indeed came true.

There are, however, and notwithstanding this particular Case, many Instances wherein the Devil has not been able to foretel approaching Events, and that in Things of the utmost Consequence, and he has given certain foolish or false Answers in such Cases; the Devil’s Priests, which were[Pg 347] summon’d in by the Prophet Elija, to decide the Dispute between God and Baal, had the Devil been able to have inform’d them of it, would certainly have receiv’d Notice from him, of what was intended against them by Elija; that is to say, that they would be all cut in pieces; for Satan was not such a Fool as not to know that Baal was a Non-Entity, a Nothing, at best a dead Man, perish’d and rotting in his Grave; for Baal was Bell or Belus, an ancient King of the Assyrian Monarchy, and he could no more answer by Fire to consume the Sacrifice, than he could raise himself from the dead.

There are, however, and despite this specific case, many instances where the Devil hasn't been able to predict upcoming events, even in situations of great importance, and he has given some silly or false answers in such cases. The Demon's priests, summoned by the prophet Elija to settle the dispute between God and Baal, would have definitely heard from him about what Elija had planned against them, if the Devil had been able to inform them; namely, that they would all be killed. Satan wasn't foolish enough to think that Baal was anything other than a non-entity, at best a dead man, decaying in his grave. Baal was Bell or Belus, an ancient king of the Assyrian monarchy, and he could no more respond with fire to consume the sacrifice than he could raise himself from the dead.

But the Priests of Baal were left of their Master to their just Fate, namely, to be a Sacrifice to the Fury of a deluded People; hence I infer his Inability, for it would have been very unkind and ungrateful in him not to have answer’d them, if he had been able. There is another Argument raised here most justly against the Devil, with Relation to his being under Restraint, and that of greater Eminence than we imagine, and it is drawn from this very Passage, thus; ’tis not to be doubted but that Satan, who has much of the Element put into his Hands, as Prince of the Air, had a Power, or was able potentially speaking, to have answer’d Baal’s Priests by Fire; Fire being in Vertue of his airy Principality a Part of his Dominion; but he was certainly withheld by the Superior Hand, which gave him that Dominion, I mean withheld for the Occasion only: So in another Case, it was plain that Balaam, who was one of those Sorts of Chaldeans mention’d above, who dealt in Divinations and Inchantments, was withheld from cursing Israel.

But the Priests of Baal were left to face their fate, which was to become a sacrifice to the wrath of a misguided people; from this, I conclude his inability, since it would have been very unkind and ungrateful of him not to have answered them if he could. There is another argument that is rightly made against the Devil, regarding his being restrained, and this restraint is more significant than we realize. It can be inferred from this very passage; it’s clear that Satan, who has a significant portion of power as the Prince of the Air, had the potential ability to answer the priests of Baal with fire; fire being, due to his airy dominion, part of his realm. However, he was certainly withheld by the greater power that granted him that dominion, specifically, withheld only for the occasion. In another case, it was clear that Balaam, who was one of those Chaldeans mentioned earlier, involved in Divinations and Enchantments, was prevented from cursing Israel.

Some are of Opinion that Balaam was not a Witch or a Dealer with the Devil because ’tis[Pg 348] said of him, or rather he says it of himself, that he saw the Visions of God, Numb. xxiv. 16. He hath said, who heard the Words of God, and knew the Knowledge of the most High, which saw the Visions of the Almighty, falling into a Trance, but having his Eyes open: Hence they alledge he was one of those Magi, which St. Augustin speaks of, de Divinatione, who by the Study of Nature, and by the Contemplation of created Beings came to the Knowledge of the Creature; and that Balaam’s Fault was, that being tempted by the Rewards and Honours that the King promised him, he intended to have curs’d Israel; but when his Eyes were open’d, and that he saw they were God’s own People, he durst not do it; they will have it therefore, that except, as above, Balaam was a good Man, or at least that he had the Knowledge of the true God, and the Fear of that God upon him, and that he honestly declares this, Numb. xxii. 18. If Balak would give me his House full of Silver and Gold, I cannot go beyond the Word of the Lord my God: Where tho’ he is call’d a false Prophet by some, he evidently owns God, and assumes a Property in him, as other Prophets did; my God, and I cannot go beyond his Orders; but that which gives me a better Opinion of Balaam than all this is, his plain Prophesy of Christ, Chap. xxiv. 17. where he calls him the Star of Jacob, and declares, I shall see him, but not now, I shall behold him, but not nigh; there shall come a Star out of Jacob, and a Scepter shall rise out of Israel, and shall smite the Corners of Moab, and destroy all the Children of Seth, all which express not a Knowledge only, but a Faith in Christ; but I have done preaching, this is all by the by, I return to my Business, which is the History.

Some people believe that Balaam wasn't a witch or involved with the Devil, because it's[Pg 348] said of him, or he claims for himself, that he saw the Visions of God, Numb. xxiv. 16. He has said, who heard the Words of God, and knew the Knowledge of the Most High, who saw the Visions of the Almighty, falling into a Trance music, but having his Eyes open: Therefore, they argue he was one of those magi that St. Augustine mentions in de Divinatione, who gained knowledge through the study of nature and contemplation of created things; and that Balaam’s fault was that, tempted by the rewards and honors promised by the King, he intended to curse Israel; but when his eyes were opened and he saw they were God’s chosen people, he dared not do it. They maintain, therefore, that aside from this, Balaam was a good man, or at least had knowledge of the true God and a sense of reverence for Him, and that he honestly declares this in Numb. xxii. 18, If Balak would give me his House full of Silver and Gold, I cannot go beyond the Word of the Lord OMG: Although some call him a false prophet, he clearly acknowledges God and takes ownership of him, like other prophets did; oh my God, and I cannot go beyond His commands. However, what gives me a better opinion of Balaam than anything is his clear prophesy of Christ in Chapter xxiv. 17, where he refers to Him as the Star of Jacob and declares, I shall see him, but not now; I shall behold him, but not close; there shall come a Star out of Jacob, and a Scepter shall rise out of Israel, and shall smite the Corners of Moab, and destroy all the Children of Seth, all of which express not just knowledge, but faith in Christ; but I have finished preaching, this is just a side note, I return to my main topic, which is the History.

[Pg 349]There is another Piece of dark Practice here, which lies between Satan and his particular Agents, and which they must give us an Answer to, when they can, which I think will not be in haste; and that is about the obsequious Devil submitting to be call’d up into Visibility, whenever an old Woman has her Hand cross’d with a white Six-pence, as they Call it: One would think that instead of these vile Things call’d Witches, being sold to the Devil, the Devil was really sold for a Slave to them; for how far soever Satan’s Residence is off of this State of Life, they have Power, it seems, to fetch him from home, and oblige him to come at their Call.

[Pg 349]There’s another dark practice here that involves Satan and his specific agents, and they owe us an explanation whenever they can manage it, which I doubt will be anytime soon. This concerns the fawning Devil being summoned into view whenever an old woman crosses her palm with a white sixpence, as they call it: One might think that instead of these wretched beings called witches being sold to the Devil, the Devil himself is really a slave to them; for however distant Satan's residence is from this world, it seems they have the power to summon him from his home and compel him to respond to their call.

I can give little Account of this, only that indeed so it is; nor is the Thing so strange in its self, as the Methods to do it are mean, foolish, and ridiculous; as making a Circle and dancing in it, pronouncing such and such Words, saying the Lord’s Prayer backward, and the like; now is this agreeable to the Dignity of the Prince of the Air or Atmosphere, that he should be commanded forth with no more Pomp or Ceremony than that of muttering a few Words, such as the old Witches and he agree about? or is there something else in it, which none of us or themselves understand?

I can share very little about this, only that it is indeed true; however, the process itself isn’t so strange as the methods used to achieve it, which are petty, foolish, and ridiculous. For example, making a circle and dancing inside it, reciting certain words, or saying the Lord’s Prayer backward, and so on. Is it really fitting for the Prince of the Air or Atmosphere to be summoned with no more grandeur or ceremony than muttering a few words agreed upon by old witches? Or is there something deeper at play that none of us, including them, can grasp?

Perhaps, indeed, he is always with those People call’d Witches and Conjurers, or at least some of his Camp Volant are always present, and so upon the least call of the Wizard, it is but putting off the misty Cloak and showing themselves.

Perhaps, in fact, he is always with those people called witches and conjurers, or at least some of his Camp Volant are always around, and so at the slightest call from the wizard, it's just a matter of taking off the misty cloak and revealing themselves.

Then we have a Piece of mock Pageantry in bringing those Things call’d witches or Conjurers to Justice, that is, first to know if a Woman be a Witch, throw her into a Pond, and if[Pg 350] she be a Witch, she will swim, and it is not in her own Power to prevent it; if she does all she can to sink her self, it will not do, she will swim like a Cork. Then that a Rope will not hang a Witch, but you must get a With, a green Osyer; that if you nail a Horse-Shoe on the Sill of the Door, she cannot come into the House, or go out, if she be in; these and a thousand more, too simple to be believ’d, are yet so vouch’d, so taken for granted, and so universally receiv’d for Truth, that there is no resisting them without being thought atheistical.

Then we have a piece of ridiculous showmanship when it comes to bringing those people called witches or conjurers to justice. The first step to determine if a woman is a witch is to throw her into a pond. If she’s a witch, she will float, and she can’t do anything to stop it. Even if she tries her hardest to sink, she will still float like a cork. Also, a rope won't hang a witch; you need to use a specific type of green willow. If you nail a horseshoe to the doorframe, she can’t enter the house or leave if she’s already inside. These and a thousand other beliefs, too absurd to be taken seriously, are still widely accepted as truth, so much so that challenging them would make you seem godless.

What Methods to take to know, who are Witches, I really know not; but on the other Side, I think there are variety of Methods to be used to know who are not; W—— G——, Esq; is a Man of Fame, his Parts are great, because his Estate is so; he has threescore and eight Lines of Virgil by rote, and they take up many of the Intervals of his merry Discourses; he has just as many witty Stories to please Society; when they are well told, once over, he begins again, and so he lives in a round of Wit and Learning; he is a Man of great Simplicity and Sincerity; you must be careful not to mistake my Meaning, as to the Word Simplicity; some take it to mean Honesty, and so do I, only that it has a Negative attending it, in his particular Case; in a Word, W—— G—— is an honest Man, and no Conjurer; a good Character, I think, and without Impeachment to his Understanding, he may be a Man of Worth for all that; take the other Sex, there is the Lady H—— is another Discovery; bless us! what Charms in that Face! How bright those Eyes! How flowing white her Breasts! How sweet her Voice? add to all, how heavenly, divinely good her Temper! How inimitable her Behaviour! How spotless her Virtue![Pg 351] How perfect her Innocence! and to sum up her Character, we may add, the Lady H—— is no Witch; sure none of our Beau Critics will be so unkind now as to censure me in those honest Descriptions, as if I meant that my good Friend W—— G—— Esq; or my ador’d Angel, the bright, the charming Lady H—— were Fools; but what will not those Savages, call’d Critics, do, whose barbarous Nature enclines them to trample on the brightest Characters, and to cavil on the clearest Expressions?

What methods to use to identify who are Witches, I really don’t know; however, on the other hand, I believe there are various ways to determine who are not. W—— G——, Esq; is a man of reputation, his talents are significant, as is his wealth; he can recite sixty-eight lines of Virgil from memory, which often fills the pauses in his cheerful conversations; he has just as many witty stories to entertain gatherings; when he tells them well, he starts over, maintaining a cycle of humor and knowledge; he is a man of great simplicity and sincerity; you must be careful not to misinterpret my meaning regarding the word simplicity; some take it to mean honesty, and so do I, only that it carries a negative connotation in his specific case; in short, W—— G—— is an honest man, not a Conjurer; a good reputation, I think, and without undermining his intelligence, he can still be a man of worth; then there’s the other sex, the lady H—— is another example; goodness! what charm in that face! How bright those eyes! How gracefully white her bosom! How sweet her voice! Add to all that, how heavenly, divinely good her temperament! How unmatched her behavior! How pure her virtue! How perfect her innocence! And to sum up her character, we can add that the lady H—— is no Witch; surely none of our fashionable critics will be so unkind as to criticize me for these genuine descriptions, as if I were suggesting that my good friend W—— G—— Esq; or my beloved angel, the radiant, charming lady H—— are fools; but what won't those savages, called critics, do, whose brutal nature leads them to trample on the brightest characters and nitpick the clearest expressions?[Pg 351]

It might be expected of me, however, in justice to my Friends, and to the bright Characters of abundance of Gentlemen of this Age, who, by the Depth of their Politics, and the Height of their Elevations might be suspected, and might give us Room to charge them with Subterranean Intelligence; I say, it might be expected that I should clear up their Fame, and assure the World concerning them, even by Name, that they are no Conjurers, that they do not deal with the Devil, at least, not by the Way Witchcraft and Divination, such as Sir T——k, E—— B——, Esq; my Lord Homily, Coll. Swagger, Jeoffry Well with, Esq; Capt. Harry Go Deeper, Mr. Wellcome Woollen, Citizen and Merchant Taylor of London, Henry Cadaver, Esq; the D—— of Caerfilly, the Marquess of Sillyhoo, Sir Edward Thro’ and Thro’ Bart. and a World of fine Gentlemen more, whose great Heads and Weighty Understandings have given the World such Occasion to challenge them with being at least descended from the Magi, and perhaps engaged with old Satan in his Politics and Experiments; but I, that have such good Intelligence among Satan’s Ministers of State, as is necessary to the present Undertaking, am thereby well able to clear up their Characters: and I doubt not, but[Pg 352] they will value themselves upon it, and acknowledge their Obligation to me, for letting the World know the Devil does not pretend to have had any Business with them, or to have enroll’d them in the List of his Operators; in a Word, that none of them are Conjurers: Upon which Testimony of mine, I expect they be no longer charg’d with, or so much as suspected of having an unlawful Quantity of Wit, or having any Sorts of it about them, that are contraband or prohibited, but that for the future they pass unmolested, and be taken for nothing but what they are, (viz.) very honest worthy Gentlemen.

It might be expected of me, however, to be fair to my friends and to the impressive characters of many gentlemen of this age, who, due to their deep understanding of politics and their lofty positions, might be suspected and given reason to accuse them of having secretive knowledge; I say, it might be expected that I should clarify their reputations and assure the world, even by name, that they are not conjurers, that they do not dabble with the Devil, at least not through witchcraft and divination, such as Sir T——k, E—— B——, Esq; my Lord Homily, Colonel Swagger, Jeoffry Well with, Esq; Captain Harry Go Deeper, Mr. Wellcome Woollen, Citizen and Merchant Taylor of London, Henry Cadaver, Esq; the D—— of Caerfilly, the Marquess of Sillyhoo, Sir Edward Thro’ and Thro’ Bart. and many other fine gentlemen, whose great intellects and significant understanding have given the world reason to question if they are at least descended from the Magi, and perhaps involved with old Satan in his dealings and experiments; but I, who have such good insight among Satan’s ministers of state, as is necessary for the present task, am therefore well-equipped to clarify their reputations: and I have no doubt that[Pg 352] they will appreciate it and acknowledge their obligation to me for letting the world know the Devil does not claim to have had any dealings with them or to have included them in the list of his agents; in a word, that none of them are conjurers: Based on my testimony, I expect they will no longer be accused of, or even suspected of having an illegal amount of cleverness, or possessing any type of it that is contraband or prohibited, but that in the future they will go unbothered and be recognized for nothing other than what they are, (viz.) very honest and worthy gentlemen.

 

 


Chap. X.

Of the various Methods the Devil takes to converse with Mankind.

Of the different ways the Devil communicates with Humanity.

Having spoken something of Persons, and particularly of such as the Devil thinks fit to employ in his Affairs in the World, it comes next of course to say something of the Manner how he communicates his Mind to them, and by them to the rest of his Acquaintance in the World.

Having discussed people, especially those whom the Devil chooses to use for his purposes in the world, it's natural to talk about how he shares his thoughts with them, and through them to the others he knows in the world.

I take the Devil to be under great Difficulties in his Affairs on his Part, especially occasion’d by the Bounds which are set him, or which Policys oblige him to set to himself, in his Access to the conversing with Mankind; ’tis evident he is not permitted to fall upon them with Force and Arms, that is to say, to muster up his infernal Troops, and attack them with Fire and Sword; if he was not loose to act in this Manner as he was able, by his own seraphic Power to[Pg 353] have destroy’d the whole Race, and even the Earth they dwelt upon, so he would certainly, and long ago have effectually done it; his particular Interests and Inclinations are well enough known.

I think the Devil has a lot of challenges in his dealings, mainly because of the limits placed on him or the rules he has to follow regarding interacting with humans. It’s clear he can’t just attack them outright with force, meaning he can’t gather his evil forces and strike them with fire and sword. If he could act this way, using his own angelic power, he would have wiped out the entire human race and the Earth they live on a long time ago; his personal interests and desires are pretty well known.

But in the next Place, as he is thus restrain’d from Violence, so Prudentials restrain him in all his other Actings with Mankind; and being confin’d to Stratagem, and soft still Methods, such as Persuasion, Allurement, feeding the Appetite, prompting, and then gratifying corrupt Desires, and the like; he finds it for his Purpose not to appear in Person, except very rarely, and then in Disguise; but to act all the rest in the Dark, under the Vizor of Art and Craft, making Use of Persons and Methods conceal’d, or at least not fully understood or discover’d.

But next, just as he is kept from violence, he is also limited by common sense in all his interactions with people. Restricted to cunning strategies and gentle approaches like persuasion, temptation, satisfying desires, encouraging, and then fulfilling corrupt wishes, he sees it’s best not to show himself in person, except on rare occasions and usually disguised. Instead, he prefers to operate in the shadows, using artifice and manipulation, relying on people and methods that are hidden or at least not completely understood or recognized.

As to the Persons whom he employs, I have taken some Pains you see to discover some of them; but the Methods he uses with them, either to inform and instruct, and give Orders to them, or to converse with other People by them, these are very particular, and deserve some Place in our Memoirs, particularly as they may serve to remove some of our Mistakes, and to take off some of the frightful Ideas we are apt to entertain in Prejudice of this great Manager; as if he was no more to be match’d in his Politics, than he would be to be match’d in his Power, if it was let loose; which is so much a Mistake, that on the contrary, we read of several People that have abused and cheated the Devil, a Thing, which I cannot say, is very honest nor just, notwithstanding the old Latin Proverb, Fallere fallentem non est fraus, (which Men construe, or rather render, by way of Banter Upon Satan) ’tis no Sin to cheat the Devil, which for all that, upon the whole I deny, and alledge, that let the Devil[Pg 354] act how he will by us, we ought to deal fairly by him.

As for the people he hires, I’ve gone to some effort, as you can see, to find out about some of them. But the ways he interacts with them—whether to inform, instruct, give orders, or to communicate with others through them—are quite specific and deserve a mention in our records, especially since they can help clear up some of our misunderstandings and dispel some of the scary notions we might have about this great manager; as if he could not be matched in his political skills any more than he could be matched in his unleashed power. This is such a misunderstanding that, on the contrary, we hear about several people who have deceived and fooled the Devil, which I can’t say is very honest or just, despite the old Latin saying, Fallere fallentem non est fraus (which people interpret, or rather joke, as it being okay to fool Satan). I say it’s not a sin to deceive the Devil, yet overall, I disagree with that and argue that no matter what the Devil[Pg 354] does to us, we should treat him fairly.

But to come to the Business, without Circumlocutions; I am to enquire how Satan issues out his Orders, gives his Instructions and fully delivers his Mind to his Emissaries, of whom I have mention’d some in the Title to Chap. IX. In order to this, you must form an Idea of the Devil sitting in great State, in open Campaign, with all his Legions about him, in the height of the Atmosphere; or if you will, at a certain Distance from the Atmosphere, and above it, that the Plan of his Encampment might not be hurried round its own Axis, with the Earth’s diurnal Motion, which might be some Disturbance to him.

But let’s get to the point without beating around the bush; I want to find out how Satan gives orders, shares instructions, and fully communicates his intentions to his agents, some of whom I mentioned in the title to Chap. IX. To understand this, you need to picture the Devil sitting in grand style, in open battle, with all his legions around him, high up in the atmosphere; or if you prefer, at a certain distance above the atmosphere so that the rotation of the Earth doesn’t disrupt his encampment by spinning it around its own axis.

By this fix’d Situation, the Earth performing its Rotation, he has every Part and Parcel of it brought to a direct Opposition to him, and consequently to his View once in twenty four Hours: The last time I was there, if I remember right, he had this Quarter of the World, which we call Christendom, just under his Eye; and as the Motion is not so swift, but that his piercing Opticks can take a strict View of it en passant; for the Circumference of it being but twenty one thousand Miles, and its circular Motion being full twenty four Hours performing, he has something more than an Hour to view every thousand Miles, which, to his supernatural Penetration, is not worth naming.

In this fixed position, as the Earth rotates, he has every part of it directly opposite him, and therefore in his view, once every twenty-four hours. The last time I was there, if I recall correctly, he had the part of the world we call Christendom right in front of him; and since the motion isn't too fast, his keen eyesight can take a detailed look at it en passant; with the circumference being only twenty-one thousand miles and the complete circular motion taking a full twenty-four hours, he has a little more than an hour to observe every thousand miles, which, for his supernatural perception, is hardly worth mentioning.

As he takes thus a daily View of all the Circle, and an hourly View of the Parts, he is fully Master of all Transactions, at least such as are done above Board by all Mankind; and then he dispatches his Emissaries or Aid du Camps to every Part with his Orders and Instructions: Now these Emissaries, you are to understand, are not the[Pg 355] Witches and Diviners, who I spoke of above, for I call them also Emissaries; but they are all Devils or (as you know they are call’d) Devil’s Angels; and these may, perhaps, come and converse personally with the Sub-emissaries I mention’d, to be ready for their Support and Assistance on all Occasions of Business: These are those Devils which the Witches are said to raise; for we can hardly suppose the Master Devil comes himself, at the Summons of every ugly old Woman.

As he daily observes the entire circle and checks in on the individual parts every hour, he has a clear understanding of all transactions, at least those that are conducted openly by everyone. Then, he sends out his agents or Aid du Camps to every area with his orders and instructions. Now, it’s important to note that these agents are not the Witches and Diviners I mentioned earlier, even though I also refer to them as agents; rather, they are all Devils or, as you know them, Devil's Angels. These beings might, perhaps, come and personally meet with the sub-agents I referred to earlier, ready to offer their support and assistance for any business matters. These are the Devils that Witches are said to summon; it’s hard to believe the Master Devil shows up personally at the call of every unattractive old woman.

These run about into every Nook and Corner, wherever Satan’s Business calls them, and are never wanting to him; but are the most diligent Devils imaginable; like the Turkish Chaiux, they no sooner receive their Errand, but they execute it with the utmost Alacrity; and as to their Speed, it may be truly written as a Motto, upon the Head of every individual Devil,

These rush into every nook and cranny, wherever Satan’s business leads them, and are always ready to serve him; they are the most hardworking devils you can imagine; like the Turkish Chaiux, they waste no time receiving their orders and carry them out with great enthusiasm; and when it comes to their speed, it could justly be their motto, displayed on the forehead of every single devil,

Non indiget calcaribus.

Needs no spur.

 

These are those, who they tell us our Witches, Sorcerers, Wizards, and such Sorts of Folks converse freely with, and are therefore call’d their Familiars; and as they tell us, come to them in human Shapes, talk to them with articulate plain Voices, as if Men, and that yet the said Witches, &c. know them to be Devils.

These are the people they say are our Witches, Sorcerers, Wizards, and similar types, who communicate openly with others and are therefore called their Familiars; and as they say, these beings appear to them in human form, speak to them in clear, understandable voices, as if they were human, while the Witches, &c. know them to be Devils.

History has not yet enlighten’d us in this Part of useful Knowledge, or at least not sufficiently for a Description of the Persons or Habits of these Sorts of Appearances; as what Shapes they take up, what Language they speak, and what particular Works they perform, so we must refer it to farther Enquiry; but if we may credit History, we are told many famous Stories of these Appearances; for Example, the famous Mother Lakland, who was burnt for a Witch[Pg 356] at Ipswich, Anno 1646, confessed at the Time of her Execution, or a little before it, that she had frequent Conversation with the Devil himself; that she being very poor, and withal of a devilish passionate, cruel and revengeful Disposition before, used to wish she had it in her Power to do such and such mischievous Things to some that she hated; and that the Devil himself, who, it seems, knew her Temper, came to her one Night as she lay in her Bed, and was between sleeping and waking, and speaking in a deep hollow Voice, told her; if she would serve him in some Things he would employ her to do, she should have her Will of all her Enemies, and should want for nothing: That she was much afraid at first, but that he solliciting her very often, bad her not be afraid of him, and still urg’d her to yield, and as she says, struck his Claw into her Hand, and tho’ it did not hurt her, made it bleed, and with the Blood wrote the Covenants, that is to say, the Bargain between them: being ask’d what was in them, and whether he requir’d her to curse or deny God or Christ? She said no.

History hasn't yet shed light on this part of useful knowledge, or at least not enough to describe the people or behaviors of these types of appearances; such as what shapes they take, what language they speak, and what specific tasks they perform, so we must leave it for further inquiry. However, if we can trust history, we've heard many famous stories about these appearances. For example, the well-known Mother Lakland, who was burned as a witch[Pg 356] in Ipswich in 1646, confessed just before her execution that she frequently communicated with the Devil. She described herself as very poor, and with a wicked, passionate, cruel, and vengeful nature; she often wished she had the power to carry out harmful deeds against those she hated. The Devil, who seemed to understand her temperament, visited her one night while she was between sleeping and waking, speaking in a deep, hollow voice. He told her that if she agreed to serve him in certain matters, he would help her exact vengeance on all her enemies and ensure that she lacked for nothing. Initially, she was very afraid, but he persistently encouraged her not to be scared and urged her to comply. As she recounts, he struck his claw into her hand, and although it didn't hurt, it drew blood, which he then used to write the covenants, representing the bargain between them. When asked what was in these covenants and whether he required her to curse or deny God or Christ, she answered no.

N. B. I do not find she told them whether the Devil wrote it with a Pen, or whether on Paper or Parchment, nor whether she sign’d it or no, but it seems he carry’d it away with him. I suppose, if Satan’s Register were examin’d, it might be found among the Archives of Hell, the Rolls of his acta Publica; and when his Historiographer Royal publishes them, we may look for it among them.

N. B. I don't see where she mentioned if the Devil wrote it with a pen, or if it was on paper or parchment, or whether she signed it or not, but it seems he took it with him. I guess if Satan's Register were checked, it might be found among the Archives of Hell, the records of his acta Publica; and when his official historian publishes them, we can expect to find it among them.

 

Then he furnish’d her with three Devils, to wait upon her (I suppose) for she confess’d they were to be employ’d in her Service; they attended in the Shapes of two little Dogs and a Mole: The[Pg 357] first she bewitch’d was her own Husband, by which he lay a while in great Misery and died; then she sent to one Captain Beal and burnt a new Ship of his just built, which had never been at Sea; these and many other horrid Things she did and confess’d, and having been twenty Years a Witch, at last the Devil left her, and she was burnt as she deserv’d.

Then he provided her with three Devils to assist her (I guess) because she admitted they were meant to serve her. They appeared as two small dogs and a mole: The[Pg 357] first one she cursed was her own husband, which caused him to suffer greatly and eventually die; then she contacted a Captain Beal and set fire to a brand new ship of his that had never been at sea; these and many other terrible things she did and confessed to, and after being a witch for twenty years, finally the Devil abandoned her, and she was executed by burning as she deserved.

That some extraordinary Occasions may bring these Agents of the Devil, nay, sometimes the Devil himself, to assume human Shapes, and appear to other People we cannot doubt; he did thus in the Case of our Saviour as a Tempter, and some think he did so to Manasses as a Familiar, who the Scripture charges with Sorcery, and having a Familiar or Devil; Fame tells us that St. Dunstan frequently converst with him, and finally, took him by the Nose; and so of others.

That some extraordinary occasions can cause these agents of the Devil, or even the Devil himself, to take on human forms and show up to other people is something we can't deny; he did this in the case of our Savior as a Tempter, and some believe he did the same with Manasses as a familiar spirit, whom Scripture accuses of sorcery and having a familiar or devil; legend says that St. Dunstan frequently interacted with him and even pulled him by the nose; and there are others as well.

But in these modern Ages of the World, he finds it much more to his Purpose to work under Ground as I have observ’d, and to keep upon the Reserve; so that we have no authentick Accounts of his personal Appearance, but what are very antient or very remote from our Faith, as well as our Enquiry.

But in these modern times, he prefers to work underground, as I’ve noticed, and to remain discreet; so we have no reliable accounts of his personal appearance, except for those that are very old or far removed from our beliefs, as well as our inquiries.

It seems to be a Question that would bear some debating, whether all Apparitions are not Devils or from the Devil; but there being so many of those Apparitions which we call Spirits, which really assume Shapes and make Appearances in the World, upon such Accounts as we know Satan himself scorns to be employ’d in, that I must dismiss the Question in favour of the Devil; assuring them, that as he never willingly did any good in his Life, so he would be far from giving himself the Trouble of setting one Foot into the World, on such an Errand; and for that Reason we maybe assur’d those certain Apparitions, which[Pg 358] we are told came to detect a Murther in Gloucestershire, and others who appear’d to prevent the ruining an Orphan for want of finding a Deed, that was not lost, was certainly some other Power equally concern’d, and not the Devil.

It seems to be a question worth debating whether all apparitions are actually devils or from the devil; however, considering that there are many of these apparitions that we call spirits, which genuinely take on forms and make appearances in the world, for reasons that we know satan himself would scorn to be involved in, I must dismiss the question in favor of the devil; assuring everyone that since he has never willingly done any good in his life, he would be far from bothering to step into the world for such a purpose. For that reason, we can be sure that those certain apparitions, which[Pg 358] we are told came to reveal a murder in Gloucestershire, and others who appeared to prevent the ruining of an orphan due to not finding a deed that was not lost, were certainly from some other power equally concerned, and not the devil.

On the other Hand, neither will it follow that Satan never appears in human Shape; for tho’ every Apparition may not be the Devil, yet it does not follow that the Devil never makes an Apparition: All I shall say to it is, as I have mention’d before, that generally speaking, the Devil finds it more for his Purpose, to have his Interest in the World propagated another Way; namely, in private, and his personal Appearances are reserv’d for Things only of extraordinary Consequence, and, as I may say, of evident Necessity, where his Honour is concern’d, and where his Interest could be carried on no other Way; not forgetting to take Notice that this is very seldom.

On the other hand, it doesn't mean that Satan never shows up in human form; while not every apparition is the Devil, that doesn’t mean the Devil never makes an appearance. As I mentioned before, typically the Devil finds it more beneficial to spread his influence in other ways, usually in secret, and he only appears personally for matters of significant importance, where his reputation is at stake, and where his agenda can't be advanced any other way; and it's worth noting that this happens very rarely.

It remains to enquire, what then those Things are which we make so much stir about, and which are call’d Apparitions, or Spirits assuming human Shapes, and shewing themselves to People on particular Occasions? whether they are evil Spirits or good? and tho’, indeed, this is out of my Way at this Time, and does not relate at all to the Devil’s History, yet I thought it not amiss to mention it; (1.) Because, as I have said, I do not wholly exclude Satan from all Concern in such Things; and (2.) Because I shall dismiss the Question with so very short an Answer, namely, that we may determine which are and which are not the Devil’s, by the Errand they come upon; every one to his own Business; if it comes of a good Errand, you may certainly acquit the Devil of it, conclude him innocent, and that he has no hand in it; if it comes of a wicked and devilish Errand, you may e’en take him up upon[Pg 359] Suspicion, ’tis ten to one but you find him at the Bottom of it.

It remains to ask, what are those things we cause such a fuss about, which are called Apparitions or spirits taking on human forms and appearing to people on certain occasions? Are they evil spirits or good ones? Although this isn't really my focus right now and doesn't relate directly to the Devil's story, I thought it was worth mentioning; (1.) Because, as I said, I don't completely rule out Satan's involvement in such matters; and (2.) Because I’ll address the question with a very brief answer, which is that we can figure out which are and which are not the Devil's by the purpose they come for; everyone has their own agenda. If it’s for a good purpose, you can definitely rule out the Devil and conclude he's innocent and has nothing to do with it; if it’s for a wicked and devilish purpose, you can be suspicious, and there's a good chance you'll find him behind it.

Next to Apparitions, we find Mankind disturb’d by abundance of little odd reserv’d Ways which the Devil is shrewdly suspected of having a Hand in, such as Dreams, Noises, Voices, &c. smells of Brimstone, Candles burning blue, and the like.

Next to Apparitions, we see humanity troubled by a lot of strange, reserved behaviors that the Devil is cleverly believed to have a hand in, like Dreams, Noises, Voices, etc., the smell of sulfur, candles burning blue, and so on.

As to Dreams, I have nothing to say in Satan’s Prejudice at all there; I make no Question but he deals very much in that Kind of Intelligence, and why should he not? we know Heaven it self formerly converst very often with the greatest of Men, by the same Method, and the Devil is known to mimick the Methods, as well as the Actions of his Maker; whether Heaven has not quite left off that Way of working, we are not certain; but we pretty well know the Devil has not left it, and I believe some Instances may be given where his Worship has been really seen and talk’d to in sleep, as much as if the Person had been awake with his Eyes open.

Regarding dreams, I have nothing to say about Satan's influence on that topic; I have no doubt that he is very much involved in that kind of communication, and why wouldn't he be? We know that Heaven itself used to frequently interact with the greatest people through the same means, and the Devil is known to imitate the methods as well as the actions of his Creator. Whether Heaven has completely stopped working in that way, we are not sure; but we do know that the Devil hasn't, and I believe there are examples where he has actually been seen and spoken to in dreams, just as if the person had been awake with their eyes open.

These are to be distinguish’d too, pretty much by the Goodness or Badness of the Subject; how often have Men committed Murther, Robbery and Adultery in a Dream, and at the same time except an extraordinary Agitation of the Soul, and express’d by extraordinary Noises in the Sleep, by violent Sweating and other such Ways, the Head has never been remov’d from the Pillow, or the Body so much as turn’d in the Bed?

These can also be distinguished largely by the quality of the subject; how often have people committed murder, robbery, and adultery in a dream, and at the same time, except for an unusual agitation of the soul, expressed through strange noises in their sleep, violent sweating, and other similar signs, the head has never left the pillow, nor has the body even turned in the bed?

Whether in such Cases, the Soul with all the Passions and Affections being agitated, and giving their full assent to the Facts, of whatever Kind soever, the Man is not as guilty as if the Sins so dream’d of his committing, had been actually committed? tho’ it be no Doubt to me, but that it is so, yet as it is foreign to the present Affair, and not at all relating to the Devil’s History, I[Pg 360] leave it to the Reverend Doctors of the Church, as properly belonging to them to decide.

Whether in such cases, when the soul, along with all its emotions and feelings, is stirred up and fully agrees with the facts, no matter what they are, is a person less guilty than if the sins they dreamed of committing had actually been carried out? Though I have no doubt that this is true, since it's not related to the current matter and has nothing to do with the Devil's history, I[Pg 360] leave it to the respected doctors of the Church to decide, as it properly belongs to them.

I knew a Person who the Devil so haunted with naked Women, fine beautiful Ladies in Bed with him, and Ladies of his Acquaintance too, offering their Favours to him, and all in his Sleep; so that he seldom slept without some such Entertainment; the Particulars are too gross for my Story, but he gave me several long Accounts of his Night’s Amours, and being a Man of a virtuous Life and good Morals, it was the greatest Surprize to him imaginable; for you cannot doubt but that the cunning Devil made every thing be acted to the Life with him, and in a manner the most wicked; he own’d with Grief to me, that the very first Attack the Devil made upon him, was with a very beautiful Lady of his Acquaintance, who he had been really something freer than ordinary with in their common Conversation; This Lady he brought to him in a Posture for Wickedness, and wrought up his Inclination so high in his Sleep, that he, as he thought, actually went about to debauch her, she not at all resisting; but that he wak’d in the very Moment, to his particular Satisfaction.

I knew a guy who the Devil constantly haunted with naked women, beautiful ladies in bed with him, and acquaintances offering their favors, all while he was asleep. He rarely slept without some kind of entertainment like this. The details are too graphic for my story, but he shared several long accounts of his nighttime flings with me, and since he was a man of good character and morals, it was the biggest shock to him imaginable. You can't doubt that the clever Devil made everything feel real for him, in the most wicked way possible. He confessed to me in distress that the very first time the Devil attacked him was with a beautiful lady he knew, with whom he had been a bit too friendly in their normal conversations. This lady was brought to him in a compromising position and stirred up his desires so intensely in his sleep that he thought he actually tried to seduce her, and she didn’t resist at all—until he woke up at that very moment, to his particular satisfaction.

He was greatly concern’d at this Part, namely, that he really gave the Consent of his Will to the Fact, and wanted to know if he was not as guilty of Adultery, as if he had lain with her; indeed he decided the Question against himself, so forcibly, that I, who was of the same Opinion before, had nothing to say against it; however, I confirm’d him in it, by asking him these Questions.

He was really worried about this part, specifically that he genuinely agreed to the situation and wanted to know if he was just as guilty of adultery as if he had actually slept with her. In fact, he concluded the matter against himself so strongly that I, who shared the same view before, had nothing to argue against it; however, I supported him in it by asking him these questions.

1. Whether he did not think the Devil had the chief Hand in such a Dream? he answer’d, it could certainly be no body else, it must be the Devil.

1. Did he really think that the Devil wasn't the main force behind such a Dream? He replied that it couldn't possibly be anyone else; it had to be the Devil.

[Pg 361]2. I then ask’d him what Reason the Devil could have for it, if his Consent to the Fact in Sleep had not been criminal? That’s true indeed, says he, I am answer’d: But then he ask’d another Question, which, I confess, is not so easy to answer, namely, How he should prevent being serv’d so again.

[Pg 361]2. I then asked him what reason the Devil could have for it if his consent to the act in his sleep wasn't wrong. That's true, he said, I see your point. But then he asked another question that I have to admit is harder to answer: how he could avoid being in that situation again.

 

Nor could all my Divinity or his own keep the Devil from attacking him again; on the other Hand, as I have said, he worried him to that Degree, that he injur’d his Health, bringing naked Women to him, sometimes one, sometimes another, sometimes in one Posture of Lewdness, sometimes in another, sometimes into his very Arms, sometimes with such Additions as I am not merry enough, and sometimes such as I am not wicked enough to put into your Heads; the Man, indeed, could not help it, and so the Devil was more Faulty than he; but as I hinted to him, he might bring his Mind to such a stated Habit of Virtue, as to prevent its assenting to any wicked Motion, even in Sleep, and that would be the Way to put an End to the Attempt; and this Advice he relish’d very well, and practised, I believe, with Success.

Nor could all my Divinity or his own stop the Devil from attacking him again; on the other hand, as I mentioned, he harassed him to the point that it harmed his health, bringing naked women to him—sometimes one, sometimes another, in one lewd position or another, sometimes in his very arms, at times with additions I'm not bold enough, and sometimes not wicked enough, to suggest to you; the man truly couldn’t help it, so the Devil was more at fault than he was; but as I pointed out to him, he could train his mind to such a consistent habit of virtue that it would prevent him from agreeing to any wicked thoughts, even in his sleep, and that would be the way to put an end to the attempts; he really liked this advice and practiced it, I believe, with success.

By this same Method, the same Devil injects powerful Incentives to other Crimes, provokes Avarice, by laying a great Quantity of Gold in your View, and no body present, giving you an Opportunity to steal it, or some of it, at the same time, perhaps, knowing your Circumstances to be such as that you are at that Time in a great want of the Money.

By this same method, the same Devil introduces strong temptations for other crimes, stirs up greed by placing a large amount of gold in your sight with no one around, giving you a chance to steal it, or at least some of it, while knowing that you are in desperate need of money at that moment.

I knew another, who being a Tradesman, and in great Distress for Money in his Business, dream’d that he was walking all alone in a great Wood, and that he met a little Child with a Bag of Gold in its Hand, and a fine Necklace of[Pg 362] Diamonds on its Neck, upon the Sight, his Wants presently dictated to him to rob the Child; the little innocent Creature, (just so he dream’d) not being able to resist; or to tell who it was, accordingly he consented to take the Money from the Child, and then to take the Diamond Necklace from it too, and did so.

I knew another guy who was a tradesman and was in serious financial trouble with his business. He dreamed that he was walking alone in a big forest and that he encountered a little child holding a bag of gold and wearing a beautiful necklace of[Pg 362] diamonds around its neck. Feeling desperate, he thought about robbing the child, who he imagined wouldn't be able to resist or tell anyone who he was. So, he went ahead and took the money from the child, and then also took the diamond necklace.

But the Devil, (a full Testimony, as I told him, that it was the Devil, not contented with that, hinted to him, that perhaps the Child might some time or other know him, and single him out, by crying or pointing, or some such Thing, especially if he was suspected and shew’d to it, and therefore it would be better for him to kill the Child, prompting him to kill it for his own Safety, and that he need do no more but twist the Neck of it a little, or crush it with his Knee; He told me he stood debating with himself, whether he should do so or not; but that in that Instant his Heart struck him with the Word Murther, and he entertain’d a Horror of it, refus’d to do it, and immediately waked.

But the Devil—and I told him this was clear proof that it was the Devil—suggested that the Child might eventually recognize him and point him out, maybe by crying or pointing, especially if he was suspected and shown to the child. So, he thought it would be safer to kill the Child, encouraging him to do it for his own safety, explaining that he only needed to twist the Child's neck a little or crush it with his knee. He mentioned that he was debating with himself about whether or not to go through with it. But in that moment, the word "Murder" struck his heart, and he felt horrified, refusing to do it and immediately woke up.

He told me, that when he wak’d, he found himself in so violent a Sweat as he never had known the like; that his Pulse beat with that Heat and Rage, that it was like a Palpitation of the Heart to him, and that the Agitation of his Spirits was such, that he was not fully composed in some Hours; tho’ the Satisfaction and Joy that attended him, when he found it was but a Dream, assisted much to return his Spirits to their due Temperament.

He told me that when he woke up, he found himself in such a violent sweat like he had never experienced before; that his pulse was racing with heat and anger, feeling almost like his heart was palpitating. The turmoil in his mind was so intense that he couldn't fully calm down for several hours; however, the relief and joy he felt when he realized it was just a dream really helped bring his spirits back to normal.

It is neither my Business or Inclination to turn Divine here, nor is the Age I write to sufficiently Grave to relish a Sermon, if I was disposed to preach, though they must allow the Subject would very well bear it; but I shall only ask them, if they think this is not the Devil, what[Pg 363] they think it is? If they believe it is the Devil, they will act accordingly I hope, or let it alone, as Satan and they can agree about it.

It’s neither my business nor my inclination to take a religious tone here, nor is the audience I’m writing for serious enough to appreciate a sermon, even if I were inclined to preach one, though the topic certainly could support it. Instead, I’ll just ask them: if they don’t think this is the Devil, what do they think it is? If they believe it is the Devil, I hope they will act accordingly or just leave it be, as Satan and they can figure it out together.

I should not oblige the Devil over much, whatever I might do to those that read it; if I should enter here upon a Debate of Interests, (viz.) to enquire whether the Devil has not a vast Advantage upon Mankind this Way, and whether it is not much his Interest to preserve it; and if I prove the Affirmative, I leave it to you to enquire whose Interest it is to disappoint and supplant him.

I shouldn't give too much power to the Devil, no matter how I treat those who read this; if I were to start a discussion on interests, (viz.) to explore whether the Devil has a significant advantage over humanity in this regard, and whether he has a strong interest in maintaining it; and if I prove that point, I leave it to you to investigate whose interest it is to thwart and undermine him.

In short, I take Dreams to be the second Best of the Advantages the Devil has over Mankind; the first, I suppose, you all know (viz.) the Treachery of the Garrison within; by Dreams he may be said to get into the Inside of us without Opposition; here he opens and locks without a Key, and like an Enemy laying siege to a fortified City, Reason and Nature, the Governor of the City, keep him out by Day, and keep the Garrison true to their Duty; but in the Dark he gets in and parlees with the Garrison (the Affections and Passions) Debauches their Loyalty, stirring up them to Disloyalty and Rebellion, so they betray their Trust, Revolt, Mutiny, and go over to the Besieger.

In short, I see Dreams as the second greatest advantage the Devil has over humanity; the first, as you all know, is the treachery from within. Through Dreams, he can infiltrate us without any resistance; he opens and locks doors without a key, and like an enemy laying siege to a fortified city, Reason and Nature—the governor of the city—keep him out during the day and ensure the garrison stays loyal. But in the darkness, he gets in and negotiates with the garrison (the emotions and passions), corrupting their loyalty, provoking them to disloyalty and rebellion, leading them to betray their trust, revolt, mutiny, and side with the besieger.

Thus he manages his Interest, I say, and insinuates himself into the Inside of us, without our Consent, nay, without our Knowledge; for whatever Speculation may do, ’tis evident Demonstration does not assist us to discover which Way he gets Access to the Soul, while the Organ tied up, and dozed with Sleep has lock’d it up from Action; that it is so is clear, but how he does it is a Secret which I do not find the Antients or Moderns have yet made a Discovery of.

Thus he manages his interests, I say, and slips into our minds without our consent, and even without our knowledge; because while speculation may provide some ideas, it's clear that direct evidence doesn't help us figure out how he gains access to the soul when it's shut off, paralyzed by sleep and locked away from action. It's evident that this is the case, but how he accomplishes it remains a secret that I haven't found anyone—ancients or moderns—who has yet uncovered.

[Pg 364]That Devil of a Creature, Mother Lakland, whose Story I mention’d above, acknowledg’d that the first Time the Devil attempted to draw her in to be a Witch was in a Dream, and even when she consented, she said, she was between sleeping and waking; that is, she did not know whether she was awake or asleep, and the cunning Devil it seems was satisfied with her Assent given so, when she was asleep, or neither asleep or awake, so taking the Advantage of her Incapacity to act rationally.

[Pg 364]That devil of a woman, Mother Lakland, whose story I mentioned earlier, admitted that the first time the Devil tried to lure her into becoming a witch was in a dream. Even when she agreed, she said she was in that hazy state between sleeping and waking; she couldn’t tell if she was awake or asleep, and it seems the cunning Devil was satisfied with her consent given in that state, whether she was asleep or not fully awake, taking advantage of her inability to think clearly.

The Stories of her bewitching several People, and the manner in which they died, are so formidable and extravagant, that I care not to put any one’s Faith to the stretch about them, tho’ publish’d by Authority, and testified by Abundance of Witnesses; but this is recorded in particular, and to my Purpose, whether from her own Mouth or not, I do not say, namely, the Description of a Witch, and the Difference between Witches, and those other of Satan’s Acquaintance who act in his Name.

The stories of her enchanting several people and the way they died are so alarming and outrageous that I don’t want to challenge anyone’s beliefs about them, even though they’ve been published by authority and confirmed by numerous witnesses. However, what I’m particularly interested in is this: whether it comes from her own words or not, I’m not saying, but it’s the description of a witch and the distinction between witches and those other associates of Satan who operate in his name.

1. They have consulted and covenanted with a Spirit or Devil.

1. They have consulted and made a pact with a Spirit or Devil.

2. They have a Deputy Devil, sometimes several to serve and assist them.

2. They have a Deputy Devil, and sometimes several, to serve and help them.

3. These they employ as they please, call them by Name, and command their Appearance in whatever Shape they think fit.

3. They use these however they want, name them, and summon them to appear in whatever form they choose.

4. They send them abroad to or into the Persons who they design to bewitch, who they always torment, and often murther them, as Mother Lakland did several.

4. They send them overseas to the people they intend to bewitch, whom they constantly torment, and often murder, as Mother Lakland did to several.

 

As to the Difference between the several Devils that appear, it relates to the Office of the Persons who employ them; as Conjurers, who[Pg 365] seem to command the particular Devil that waits upon them with more Authority, and raise them and lay them at Pleasure, drawing Circles, casting Figures, and the like; but the Witch, in a more familiar manner, whispers with the Devil, keeps the Devil in a Bag or a Sack, sometimes in her Pocket, and the like, and like Mr. Faux shews Tricks with him.

As for the difference between the various Devils that show up, it has to do with the roles of the people who use them. Conjurers, who[Pg 365] seem to have more authority over the specific Devil that serves them, can summon and dismiss them at will, drawing circles, casting figures, and so on. In contrast, the Witch interacts with the Devil in a more casual way, often keeping the Devil in a bag or a sack, sometimes even in her pocket, and like Mr. Faux, she uses him for tricks.

But all these Kinds deal much in Dreams, talk with the Devil in their Sleep, and make other People talk with him in their Sleep too; and ’tis on this Occasion I mention it here; in short, the Devil may well take this Opportunity with Mankind, for not half the World that came into his Measures would comply, if they were awake; but of that hereafter.

But all these kinds are really into dreams, they talk to the devil in their sleep and make other people talk to him in their sleep too. That’s why I’m bringing it up here. Basically, the devil can definitely take advantage of this with humans, because if they were awake, less than half the world would go along with him. But more on that later.

And yet his thus insinuating himself by Dream, does not seem sufficient, in my Opinion, to answer the Devil’s End, and to carry on his Business; and therefore we must be forc’d to allow him a Kind of actual Possession, in particular Cases, and that in the Souls of some People, by different Methods from others; Luther is of the Opinion that the Devil gets a Familiarity with some Souls just at, or rather before their being embodied; as to the Manner and Method how he gets in, that is another Question, and may be spoken of by it self; besides, why may not he, that at Satan’s Request to enter into the Herd of Swine, said go, give the same Commission to possess a sort of Creatures so many Degrees below the Dignity of the Gaderenian Swine, and open the Door too? but as for that, when our Lord said go, the Devil never enquir’d which Way he should get in.

And yet his way of getting in through dreams doesn’t seem enough, in my opinion, to fulfill the Devil's purpose and carry out his plans. Therefore, we have to acknowledge that he has a kind of actual possession in certain cases, especially in the souls of some people, using different methods for different individuals. Luther believes that the Devil becomes familiar with some souls just at, or even before, they are born; how he manages to do this is a separate question that can be discussed on its own. Also, why couldn’t he, who at Satan’s request allowed himself to enter the herd of swine, grant the same permission to possess creatures far beneath the dignity of the Gaderene swine, and open the way? However, when our Lord said "go," the Devil never asked how he should get in.

When then I see Nations, or indeed Herds of Nations set on Fire of Hell, and as I may say, enflam’d by the Devil; when I see Towns, Parties,[Pg 366] Factions and Rabbles of People visibly possess’d; ’tis enough to me that the great Master of the Devils has said to him, go; there’s no need to enquire which Way he finds open, or at what postern Gate he gets in; as to his appearing, ’tis plain he often gets in without appearing, and therefore the Question about his appearing still remains a Doubt, and is not very easy to be resolv’d.

When I see nations, or even crowds of nations, consumed by hellfire, and as I might say, inflamed by the Devil; when I witness towns, groups, factions, and mobs of people clearly possessed; it's enough for me that the great Master of the Devils has said to him, let's go; there's no need to ask which way he finds open, or at what back gate he enters; as for his appearance, it's clear he often gets in without showing himself, and therefore the question about his appearance still remains a mystery and is not very easy to resolve.

In the Scripture we have some Light into it, and that is all the Help I find from Antiquity, and it goes a great Way to solve the Phænomena of Satan’s appearing; what I mean by the Scripture giving some Light to it, is this; ’tis said in several Places, and of several Persons, God came to them in a Dream, Gen. xx. 3. God came to Abimelech in a Dream by Night, Gen. xxxi. 24. And God came to Laban the Syrian in a Dream, Matt. ii. 13. The Angel of the Lord appear’d to Joseph in a Dream; short Comments are sufficient to plain Texts, applying this to my Friend when he wanted to be satisfied about the How, relating to his Dream (viz.) how he should come to Dream such wicked Things? I told him, in short, the Case was plain, the Devil came to him in a Dream by Night: How and in what manner he form’d the wicked Representations, and spread debauch’d Appearances before his Fancy, by real Whispers and Voice, according to Milton, or by what other Methods, the Learned are not arriv’d to any Certainty about it.

In the Scriptures, we find some insight into this, and that’s the only help I get from history that really goes a long way in explaining the phenomena of Satan’s appearances. What I mean by the Scriptures providing some insight is this: it is mentioned in several places, involving different people, that God came to them in dreams, as seen in Gen. xx. 3, where God came to Abimelech in a Dream by Night, and in Gen. xxxi. 24, where God came to Laban the Syrian in a Dream. Also, in Matt. ii. 13, The Angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a Dream. Brief comments are enough for straightforward texts, relating this to my friend when he was looking for answers about how he dreamt such wicked things. I told him simply that the situation was clear: the Devil came to him in a Dream by Night. As for how and in what way he created those evil images and presented corrupt visions to his mind, whether through real whispers and voices, as Milton suggests, or by some other methods, scholars have not reached any certainty about it.

This leads me necessarily to enquire whether the Devil or some of his Agents are not always in our Company, whether they make any visible Appearances or no? For my Part I make no Question of it, how else could he come at the Knowledge of what we do; for as I can allow him no Prescience at all, as for many Reasons I have[Pg 367] observ’d already, he must be able to see and know us, and what we are about when we know nothing of him, or else he could know nothing of us and our Affairs, which yet we find otherwise; and this gives him infinite Advantage to Influence our Actions, to judge of our Inclinations, and to bring our Passions to clash with our Reason, as they often do, and get the better of it too.

This makes me wonder whether the Devil or some of his agents are always around us, whether they show themselves or not. Personally, I don't doubt it; otherwise, how could he know what we do? Since I don’t believe he has any foresight, for many reasons I’ve already mentioned[Pg 367], he must be able to see and understand us and our actions when we have no awareness of him. Otherwise, he wouldn’t know anything about us or our situation, which is clearly not the case. This gives him a huge advantage to influence our actions, to assess our inclinations, and to set our passions against our reason, as they often do, and to overpower it as well.

All this he obtains by his being able to walk about invisible, and see when he is not seen, of which I have spoken already; hence that most wise and solid Suggestion, that when the Candles burn blue the Devil is in the Room, which great Secret in Nature, that you may more fully be convinc’d of its imaginary Reality, I must tell you the following Story which I saw in a Letter directed to a particular Friend, take it Word for Word as in the Letter; because I do not make my self accountable for the Facts, but take them ad referendum.

All this he gets by being able to move around unseen and observe things when he’s not being watched, which I’ve mentioned before; that’s why there’s the wise and sensible suggestion that when the candles burn blue, the Devil is in the room. To help you better understand this natural secret and its supposed reality, I must share the following story that I found in a letter addressed to a specific friend. Take it exactly as it is in the letter; I’m not responsible for the facts, but I present them ad referendum.

Sir,

Sir,

We had one Day, very early in the Morning, and for the most Part of the Day a great deal of Rain with a high Wind, and the Clouds very thick and dark all Day.

We had one day, very early in the morning, and for most of the day there was a lot of rain with strong winds, and the clouds were thick and dark all day.

In the Evening the cloudy thick Weather continued, tho’ not the Rain, when being at a Friend’s House in —— Lane London, and several Ladies and some Gentlemen in the Room, besides two or three Servants (for we had been eating) the following Interlude happen’d for our Entertainment: When the Cloth was taken away, two large Candles were brought upon the Table and plac’d there with some Bottles and Glasses for the Gentlemen, who, it seems, were intending to drink and be very merry; two large Wax-Candles were[Pg 368] also set on another Table, the Ladies being going to Cards, also there were two large Candles in Sconces over or near the Chimney, and one more in a Looking-Glass Sconce, on a Peer by the Window.

In the evening, the weather remained cloudy and thick, but there was no rain. I was at a friend's house on —— Lane London, with several ladies and a few gentlemen in the room, along with two or three servants since we had just finished eating. The following interlude happened for our entertainment: After the table was cleared, two large candles were brought out and placed on the table along with some bottles and glasses for the gentlemen, who seemed ready to drink and have a good time. Additionally, two large wax candles were[Pg 368] set on another table as the ladies were getting ready to play cards. There were also two large candles in sconces above or near the fireplace, and one more in a looking-glass sconce on a pier by the window.

With all this Apparatus, the Company separating sat down, the Gentlemen at their Table, and the Ladies at theirs, to play as above; when after some time the Gentleman of the House said hastily to a Servant, what a P—— ails the Candles? and turning to the Servant raps out an Oath or two, and bids him snuff the Candles, for they burnt as if the Devil was in the Room.

With all this Apparatus, the Company divided themselves and sat down, the Gentlemen at their Table and the Ladies at theirs, to play as above; when after a while, the Gentleman of the House quickly said to a Servant, what the hell is wrong with the Candles? and turning to the Servant swore a bit, telling him to snuff the Candles, because they were burning as if the Devil was in the Room.

The Fellow going to snuff one of the Candles, snuffs it out, at which his Master being in a Passion the Fellow lights it again immediately at the other Candle, and then being in a little hurry, going to snuff the other Candle snuffed that out too.

The assistant went to trim one of the candles but accidentally put it out. This made his boss really angry, so the assistant quickly lit it again using the other candle. In a bit of a rush, when he tried to trim the other candle, he ended up putting that one out as well.

The first Candle that was relighted (as is usual in such Cases) burn’d dim and dull for a good while, and the other being out, the Room was much darker than before, and a Wench that stood by the Ladies Table, bawls out to her Mistress, Law Madam! the Candles burn blue; an old Lady that sat by says, ay Betty! so they do; upon this one of the Ladies starts up, Mercy upon us, says she, what is the Matter! In this unlucky Moment another Servant, without Orders, went to the great Peer Sconce, and because, as he thought, he would be sure to snuff the Candle well, he offers to take it down, but very unhappily, I say, the Hook came out and down falls the Sconce Candle and all, and the Looking-Glass broke all to pieces, with a horrible Noise; however, the Candle falling out of the Sconce did not go out, but lay on the Floor burning dully, and as it is usual on such Cases, all on one[Pg 369] Side, Betty cries out again, Law Madam, that Candle burns blue too; the very Moment she said this, the Footman that had thrown down the Sconce, says to his fellow Servant, that came to his Assistance, I think the Devil is in the Candles to Night, and away he run out of the Room, for fear of his Master.

The first candle that was relit (as often happens in such situations) burned dim and dull for a while, and with the other one out, the room was much darker than before. A maid standing by the ladies' table shouted to her mistress, Goodness, ma'am! the candles are burning blue; an older lady nearby replied, yes, Betty! they are. At this, one of the ladies jumped up, Mercy! she exclaimed, what's going on? In this unfortunate moment, another servant, without permission, went to the large candle holder, thinking he’d be sure to trim the wick well. He tried to take it down, but unfortunately, the hook came out, and down fell the candle holder, making a horrible noise as it crashed to the ground. However, the candle that fell out of the holder didn't go out; it lay on the floor, burning dimly, and as often happens in these situations, it was tilted to one[Pg 369] side. Betty shouted again, Goodness, ma'am, that candle is burning blue too; right after she said this, the footman who knocked down the candle holder said to his fellow servant who came to help, I think the devil is in the candles tonight, and he ran out of the room, afraid of his master.

The old Lady, who, upon the Maid Betty’s Notion of the Candles burning blue, had her Head just full of that old Chimney-Corner Story, the Candles burn blue when the Spirits are in the Room, heard the Footman Say the Word Devil, but heard nothing else of what he said; upon this she rises up in a terrible Fright, and cries out that the Footman said the Devil was in the Room; as she was, indeed, frighted out of her Wits, she frighted the Ladies most terribly, and they all starting up together, down goes the Card Table, and put the Wax-Candles out.

The old lady, who, based on the maid Betty's idea of the candles burning blue, had her head filled with that old story about how candles burn blue when spirits are present, heard the footman say the word "devil," but didn't catch anything else he said. This made her jump up in a panic and shout that the footman claimed the devil was in the room. In her state of fright, she scared the ladies incredibly, and they all jumped up at once, knocking over the card table and extinguishing the wax candles.

Mrs. Betty, that had frighted them all, runs to the Sconce next the Chimney, but that having a long Snuff, she cried out it burnt blue too, and she durst not touch it; in short, tho’ there were three Candles left still burning in the Room, yet the Ladies we’re all so frighted, that they and the Maids too run out of the Parlour screaming like mad Folks. The Master in a Rage kick’d his first Man out of the Room, and the second Man was run out to avoid, as I said before, the like, so that no Servant was to be had, but all was in Confusion.

Mrs. Betty, who had scared everyone, rushed to the sconce next to the chimney, but because it had a long wick, she yelled that it burned blue too, and she didn't dare touch it; in short, even though there were still three candles burning in the room, all the ladies were so terrified that they, along with the maids, ran out of the parlor screaming like crazy people. The master, in a rage, kicked his first servant out of the room, and the second servant ran out to avoid, as I mentioned before, facing the same fate, so there was no servant available, and everything was in chaos.

The two other Gentlemen, who were sitting at the first Table, kept their Seats composed and easy enough, only concern’d to see all the House in such a fright; it was true, they said, the Candles burnt dim and very oddly, but they could not perceive they burnt blue, except one of those over the Chimney, and that on the Table, which[Pg 370] was relighted after the Fellow had snufft it out.

The two other gentlemen sitting at the first table remained calm and relaxed, only worried about how scared everyone in the room looked. They acknowledged that the candles burned low and strangely, but they didn't notice them burning blue, except for one over the chimney and the one on the table, which[Pg 370] was relit after the guy snuffed it out.

However, the Maid, the old Lady and the Footman that pull’d down the Sconce, all insist that the Candles burnt blue, and all pretend that the Devil was certainly in the Room, and was the Occasion of it; and they now came to me with the Story, to desire my Opinion of it.

However, the Maid, the old Lady, and the Footman who knocked down the Sconce all insist that the Candles burnt blue, and they all claim that the Devil was definitely in the Room, and caused it; and they now came to me with the story to ask for my opinion on it.

This put me upon Enquiry into the Notion of Candles burning blue when Spirits are in a Room, which upon all the Search into Things, that I am able to make, amounts to no more than this; that upon any extraordinary Emission of sulphureous or of nitrous Particles, either in a close Room, or in any not very open Place, if the Quantity be great, a Candle or Lamp, or any such little Blaze of Fire will seem to be, or to burn blue; and if then they can prove that any such Effluvia attends or is emitted from a Spirit, then when Satan is at Hand it may be so.

This led me to investigate the idea of candles burning blue when spirits are present in a room. After all my research, it boils down to this: when there’s a significant release of sulfurous or nitrous particles, whether in a closed room or another not very open space, if the amount is large, a candle or lamp, or any small flame will appear to burn blue. If they can prove that any such vapors are associated with a spirit, then it may indeed happen when Satan is nearby.

But then ’tis begging the Question grossly, because no Man can assure us that the Devil has any sulphureous Particles about him.

But then it’s really begging the question, because no one can guarantee that the Devil has any sulfurous particles associated with him.

It is true, the Candles burn thus in Mines and Vaults, and damp Places; and ’tis as true that they will do so upon Occasion of very damp, stormy and moist Air, when an extraordinary Quantity of Vapours are supposed to be dispers’d abroad, as was the Case when this happen’d; and if there was any Thing of that in it on that Monday Night, the Candles might, perhaps, burn blue upon that Occasion; but that the Devil was abroad upon any extraordinary Business that Night, that I cannot grant, unless I have some better Testimony than the old Lady that heard the Footman’s out-cry but by halves, or than Mrs. Betty, who first fancied the Candles burnt blue; so I must suspend my Judgment till I hear farther.

It’s true that candles burn like this in mines, vaults, and damp places; and it’s just as true that they can burn like this during very damp, stormy, and moist air, when an unusual amount of vapors are believed to be in the air, just like it was when this happened. If there was anything like that on that Monday night, the candles might have burned blue at that time. But I can’t agree that the Devil was out on some extraordinary Business that night unless I have better evidence than the old Lady, who only partially heard the Footman’s outcry, or than Mrs. Betty, who was the first to think the candles burnt blue; so I’ll hold off on my judgment until I hear more.

[Pg 371]This Story however may solve a great many of those Things which pass for Apparitions in the World, and which are laid to the Devil’s Charge, tho’ he really may know nothing of the Matter; and this would bring me to defend Satan in many Things, wherein he may truly be said to suffer wrongfully; and if I thought it would oblige him, I might say something to his Advantage this Way; however, I’ll venture a Word or two for an injur’d Devil, take it as you will.

[Pg 371]This story, however, might explain a lot of things that are mistaken for ghosts in the world, which people blame on the Devil, though he might not actually be involved at all. This leads me to defend Satan in several situations where he could be considered wronged; and if I thought it would benefit him, I might say something positive here. Still, I'll take a moment to speak up for an unfairly treated Devil, however you choose to see it.

First, it is certain, that as this Invisibility of the Devil is very much to our Prejudice, so the Doctrine of his Visibility is a great Prejudice to him, as we make Use of it.

First, it's clear that while the Devil's invisibility is definitely to our disadvantage, the belief in his visibility is a significant disadvantage for him, as we exploit that idea.

By his Invisibility he is certainly vested with infinite Advantages against us; while he can be present with us, and we know nothing of the Matter, he informs himself of all our Measures, and arms himself in the best and most suitable manner to injure and assault us, as he can counteract all our secret concerted Designs, disappoint all our Schemes, and except when Heaven apparently concerns it self to over-rule him, can defeat all our Enterprizes, break all our Measures, and do us Mischief in almost every Part of our Life, and all this, because we are not privy to all his Motions, as he is to ours.

By being invisible, he definitely has countless advantages over us; while he can be with us without us knowing, he learns about all our plans and prepares himself in the best and most effective way to harm us. He can thwart all our carefully laid designs, ruin all our strategies, and unless Heaven intervenes to stop him, he can undermine all our efforts, disrupt our plans, and cause us trouble in nearly every aspect of our lives. All of this happens because we are unaware of all his movements, while he knows all ours.

But now for his Visibility and his real Appearance in the World, and particularly among his Disciples and Emissaries, such as Witches and Wizards, Demonaists, and the like: Here, I think Satan has a great deal of Loss, suffers manifest Injury, and has great Injustice done him; and, that therefore I ought to clear this Matter up a little, if it be possible, to do Justice to Satan, and set Matters right in the World about him, according to that useful old Maxim of setting the Saddle upon the right Horse, or giving the Devil his due.

But now, regarding his visibility and real presence in the world, especially among his followers and agents, like witches and wizards, demon worshippers, and others: Here, I believe Satan suffers significant loss, faces clear injustice, and is treated unfairly. Therefore, I should clarify this issue a bit, if possible, to do justice to Satan and correct how he is perceived in the world, in line with the old saying about putting the saddle on the right horse, or giving the Devil his due.

[Pg 372]First, as I have said, we are not to believe every idle Head, who pretends even to converse Face to Face with the Devil, and who tells us, they have thus seen him, and been acquainted with him every Day: Many of these Pretenders are manifest Cheats; and, however, they would have the Honour of a private Interest in him, and boast how they have him at their Beck, can call him this Way, and send him that, as they please, raise him and lay him when and how, and as often as they find for their Purpose; I say, whatever Boasts they make of this Kind, they really have nothing of Truth in them.

[Pg 372]First, like I said, we shouldn’t believe every random person who claims to have face-to-face conversations with the Devil and insists they see him and know him every day. Many of these people are obvious frauds; and even though they want the prestige of having a private connection with him and brag about how they can summon him, command him, or send him off whenever they want, raising and laying him down as it suits them, I assure you, whatever claims they make like this, there’s no truth to them at all.

Now the Injuries and Injustice done to the Devil, in these Cases, are manifest; namely, that they entitle the Devil to all the Mischief they are pleased to do in the World; and if they commit a Murther or a Robbery, fire a House, or do any Act of Violence in the World, they presently are said to do it by the Agency of the Devil, and the Devil helps them; so Satan bears the Reproach, and they have all the Guilt; this is, (1.) a grand Cheat upon the World, and (2.) a notorious Slander upon the Devil; and it would be a public Benefit to Mankind, to have such would-be-Devils as these turn’d inside out, that we might know when the Devil was really at work among us, and when not; what Mischiefs were of his doing, and which were not; and that these Fellows might not slip their Necks out of the Halter, by continually laying the Blame of their Wickedness upon the Devil.

Now the injuries and injustices done to the Devil in these cases are clear; specifically, they allow the Devil to take the blame for all the harm they're willing to cause in the world. If they commit murder or robbery, set a house on fire, or commit any act of violence, they're quickly said to be doing it through the Devil's influence, and the Devil is said to assist them. So, Satan takes the blame, while they bear all the guilt. This is, (1.) a major deception of the world, and (2.) an obvious slander against the Devil; it would benefit society greatly to expose these wannabe-Devils so we could see when the Devil is actually at work among us and when he's not, distinguishing what mischief is his doing and what isn't, and ensuring these individuals can't escape accountability by constantly shifting the blame for their wrongdoing onto the Devil.

Not that the Devil is not very willing to have his Hand in any Mischief, or in all the Mischief that is done in the World; but there are some low priz’d Rogueries that are too little for him, beneath the Dignity of his Operation, and which ’tis really a Scandal to the Devil to charge upon[Pg 373] him. I remember the Devil had such a Cheat put upon him in East-Smithfield once, where a Person pretended to converse with the Devil Face to Face, and that in open Day too, and to cause him to tell Fortunes, foretel Good and Evil, &c. discover stollen Goods, tell where they were who stole them, and how to find them again, nay, and even to find out the Thieves; but Satan was really slandered in the Case, the Fellow had no more to do with the Devil than other People, and perhaps not so much neither: This was one of those they call’d Cunning-Men, or at least he endeavour’d to pass for such a one, but ’twas all a Cheat.

Not that the Devil isn't eager to get involved in any trouble or all the trouble that happens in the world; but there are some low-level tricks that are too petty for him, beneath his standards, and it's honestly an embarrassment to the Devil to accuse him of[Pg 373] those. I remember once in East-Smithfield, someone tried to pull a fast one on the Devil, claiming to speak to him face-to-face, even in broad daylight, and made him predict fortunes, foretell good and evil, &c. reveal stolen goods, say who took them and how to find them again, and even identify the thieves. But Satan was really slandered in this situation; the guy had no more connection to the Devil than anyone else, and maybe even less. This was one of those people they called Cunning people, or at least he tried to pass himself off as one, but it was all a scam.

Besides, what had the Devil to do to detect Thieves, and restore stollen Goods? Thieving and Robbing, Trick and Cheat, are part of the Craft of his Agency, and of the Employments which it is his Business to encourage; they greatly mistake him, who think he will assist any Body in suppressing and detecting such laudable Arts and such diligent Servants.

Besides, what does the Devil have to do with catching thieves and recovering stolen goods? Stealing, robbing, tricking, and cheating are all part of his trade, and the activities he promotes; anyone who thinks he will help anyone in stopping and detecting such commendable skills and hardworking partners is mistaken.

I won’t say, but the Devil, to draw these People we call Cunning-Men, into a Snare, and to push on his farther Designs, may encourage them privately, and in a manner that they themselves know nothing of, to make use of his Name, and abuse the World about him, till at last they may really believe they do deal with the Devil, when indeed ’tis only he deals with them, and they know nothing of the Matter.

I won’t say, but the Devil, to lure these people we call Cunning-Men into a trap and further his own plans, might secretly encourage them in ways they don’t even realize, to use his name and mislead the world around him, until eventually they might actually think they're dealing with the Devil, when in reality he's the one dealing with them, and they are completely unaware of it.

In other Cases he may encourage them in these little Frauds and Cheats, and give them leave, as above, to make use of his Name to bring them afterwards, and by Degrees to have a real Acquaintance with him; so bringing the Jest of their Trade into Earnest, till at length prompting them to commit some great Villany, he[Pg 374] secures them to be his own, by their very Fear of his leaving them to be exposed to the World; thus he puts a Jonathan Wild upon them, and makes them be the very Wretches they only pretended to be before: So old Parsons of Clithroe, as Fame tells, was twenty five Years a Cunning-man, and twenty two Years a Witch; that is to say, for five and twenty Years, he was only pretending to deal with the Devil, when Satan and he had no manner of Acquaintance, and he only put his Leger-de-main upon the People in the Devil’s Name, without his leave; but at length the Devil’s Patience being tir’d quite out, he told the old Counterfeit, that in short, he had been his stalking Horse long enough, and that now, if he thought fit to enter himself, and take a Commission, well and good; and he should have a Lease to carry on his Trade for so many Years more, to his Heart’s content; but if not, he would expose his Knavery to the World, for that he should take away his Peoples Trade no longer; but that he (Satan) would set up another in his Room, that should make a meer Fool of him, and carry away all his Customers.

In other cases, he may encourage them in these little frauds and tricks, and allow them, as mentioned above, to use his name to draw them in later, gradually getting to know him for real. This way, he turns their playful deception into something serious, eventually pushing them to commit some serious crime, and he secures them as his own through their fear of being left to face the world alone. Thus, he imposes a Jonathan Wild on them, making them the very wretches they only pretended to be before. For instance, old Parsons of Clithroe, as the story goes, was a Cunning-man for twenty-five years and a witch for twenty-two years; that is to say, for twenty-five years, he only pretended to deal with the Devil, while he and Satan had no real acquaintance, and he only manipulated people in the Devil’s name, without his permission. But eventually, the Devil got completely fed up and told the old fraud that he had been his pawn long enough. He said that if he wanted to officially join and take a commission, that was fine, and he would get a lease to continue his trade for several more years at his leisure; but if not, he would expose his trickery to the world and would no longer let him take away his people's trade, as he (Satan) would set up someone else in his place, who would completely fool him and take all his customers.

Upon this, the old Man consider’d of it, took the Devil’s Counsel, and listed in his Pay; so he, that had plaid his Pranks twenty five Years as a Conjurer, when he was no Conjurer, was then forc’d really to deal with the Devil, for fear the People should know he did not: Till now he had ambo dexter, cheated the Devil on one Hand, and the People on the other; but the Devil gain’d his Point at last, and so he was a real Wizard ever after.

Upon this, the old man thought about it, took the devil’s advice, and signed on. So he, who had played his tricks for twenty-five years as a conjurer, when he really wasn’t one, was then forced to actually deal with the devil, for fear that people would find out he wasn’t. Until now, he had cleverly deceived the devil on one hand and the people on the other; but the devil finally got his way, and from then on, he was a real wizard.

But this is not the only way the Devil is injur’d neither, for we have often found People pretend upon him in other Cases, and of nearer Concern to him a great deal, and in Articles more[Pg 375] Weighty, as in particular, in the great Business of Possession; it is true this Point is not thoro’ly understood among Men, neither has the Devil thought fit to give us those Illuminations about it, as I believe he might do; particularly that great and important Article, is not, for ought I can see, rightly explain’d, namely; whether there are not two several Kinds of Possession, (viz.) some wherein the Devil possesses us, and some in which we really possess the Devil; the Nicety of which I doubt this Age, with all its Penetration, is not qualified to explain, and a Dissertation upon it being too long for this Work, especially so near its Conclusion, I am oblig’d to omit, as I am also all the practical Discourses upon the Usefulness and Advantages of real Possession, whether consider’d one Way or other to Mankind, all which I must leave to hereafter.

But this isn’t the only way the Devil gets hurt; we often see people making claims against him in other situations that matter a lot more to him, especially regarding serious matters like Possession. It’s true that this topic isn’t fully understood by people, and the Devil hasn’t decided to shed any light on it, though I think he could. Specifically, this critical issue isn't, as far as I can tell, adequately explained, namely whether there are two different kinds of Possession: some where the Devil possesses us and others where we actually possess the Devil. I doubt this age, with all its insight, can properly explain the complexity of this. A detailed discussion on it would be too long for this work, especially so close to its conclusion, so I have to skip it, as well as any practical discussions on the usefulness and benefits of real Possession, whether viewed one way or another in relation to humanity, all of which I must set aside for later.

But to come back to the Point in Hand, and to consider the Injustice done to the Devil, in the various Turns and Tricks which Men put upon him very often in this one Article (viz.) pretending to Possession, and to have the Devil in them, when really it is not so; certainly the Devil must take it very ill, to have all their demented, lunatick Tricks charg’d upon him; some of which, nay, most of which are so gross, so simple, so empty, and so little to the Purpose, that the Devil must be asham’d to see such Things pass in his Name, or that the World should think he was concern’d in them.

But let's get back to the point and think about the injustice done to the Devil in the many tricks and schemes that people often pull on him regarding this one thing (namely) pretending to be possessed and claiming to have the Devil within them when that’s really not the case; it’s clear that the Devil must feel quite insulted to have all their crazy, insane antics attributed to him; some of these antics, or rather most of them, are so absurd, so simple, so pointless, and so insignificant that the Devil must be embarrassed to see such things happen in his name or for the world to think he’s involved in them.

It is true, that Possession being one of the principal Pieces of the Devil’s Artifice in his managing Mankind, and in which, with the most exquisite skill he plays the Devil among us, he has the more Reason to be affronted when he finds himself invaded in this Part, and angry that any Body should pretend to possess, or be possess’d[Pg 376] without his leave, and this may be the Reason for ought we know, why so many Blunders have been made, when People have pretended to it without him, and he has thought fit not to own them in it; of which we have many Examples in History, as in Simon Magus, the Devil of London, the fair Maid of Kent, and several others, whose History it is not worth while to enlarge upon.

It’s true that possession is one of the main tricks the Devil uses to manipulate humanity, and with great skill, he creates chaos among us. He has every reason to be offended when others try to claim possession or be possessed[Pg 376] without his permission. This might explain why so many mistakes have happened when people tried to do this without him, and he chose not to acknowledge them. We have many examples of this in history, like Simon Magus, the Devil of London, the fair Maid of Kent, and several others, but it’s not worth going into their stories in detail.

In short, Possessions, as I have said, are nice Things, as it is not so easy to mimick the Devil in that Part, as it may be in some other; designing Men have attempted it often, but their manner has been easily distinguish’d, even without the Devil’s Assistance.

In short, possessions, as I mentioned, are great things, as it's not so easy to imitate the Devil in that area, unlike in some others; crafty people have tried it often, but their approach has been easy to spot, even without the Devil's help.

Thus the People of Salem in New-England pretended to be bewitch’d, and that a black Man tormented them by the Instigation of such and such, whom they resolv’d to bring to the Gallows: This black Man they would have be the Devil, employ’d by the Person who they accus’d for a Witch: Thus making the Devil a Page or a Footman to the Wizard, to go and torment whoever the said Wizard commanded, till the Devil himself was so weary of the foolish Part, that he left them to go on their own Way, and at last they over-acted the murthering Part so far, that when they confess’d themselves to be Witches, and possess’d, and that they had Correspondence with the Devil, Satan not appearing to vouch for them, no Jury would condemn them upon their own Evidence, and they could not get themselves hang’d, whatever Pains they took to bring it to pass.

So, the people of Salem in New England claimed to be bewitched, saying that a black man was tormenting them at the urging of certain individuals, whom they decided to execute. They insisted that this black man was the Devil, serving the person they accused of being a witch. This made the Devil like a servant to the wizard, going out to torment whoever the wizard commanded, until the Devil got so tired of playing along that he left them to figure things out on their own. Eventually, they exaggerated their roles in the whole thing so much that when they admitted to being witches and possessed, claiming they had dealings with the Devil, Satan didn’t show up to back them. Because of that, no jury would convict them based solely on their own testimonies, and they couldn’t manage to get themselves hanged, no matter how hard they tried to make it happen.

Thus you see the Devil may be wrong’d, and falsely accus’d in many Particulars, and often has been so; there are likewise some other sorts of counterfeit Devils in the World, such as Gypsies,[Pg 377] Fortune-Tellers, Foretellers of good and bad Luck, Sellers of Winds, Raisers of Storms, and many more, some practis’d among us, some in foreign Parts, too many almost to reckon up; nay I almost doubt whether the Devil himself knows all the Sorts of them; for ’tis evident he has little or nothing to do with them, I mean not in the Way of their Craft.

So, you see, the Devil can be wronged and falsely accused in many ways, and that has happened often; there are also other types of fake Devils in the world, like Gypsies, [Pg 377] Fortune-Tellers, those who predict good and bad luck, sellers of winds, rainmakers, and many others, some practiced by us and some in foreign lands, too many to count; in fact, I doubt even the Devil himself knows all the kinds of them; it’s clear he has little or nothing to do with them, at least not in the way they operate.

These I take to be Interlopers, or with the Guinea Merchants leave, separate Traders, and who act under the Skreen and Protection of Satan’s Power, but without his License or Authority; no doubt these carry away a great deal of his Trade, that is to say, the Trade which otherwise the Devil might have carried on by Agents or his own; I cannot but say, that while these People would fain be thought Devils, tho’ they really are not, it is but just they should be really made as much Devils as they pretended to be, or that Satan should do himself Justice upon them, as he threaten’d to do upon old Parsons of Clithroe abovemention’d, and let the World know them.

I see these people as outsiders, or with the Guinea Merchants' permission, independent traders, acting under the cover and protection of Satan’s power, but without his license or authority. No doubt, they take away a lot of his business, which could have been handled by the Devil through agents or himself. I can't help but say that while these people want to be seen as Devils, even though they're not, it's only fair that they should actually become as much Devils as they pretend to be, or that Satan should take justice upon them as he threatened to do with the old Parsons of Clithroe mentioned earlier, and let the world recognize them.

 

 


Chap. XI.

Of Divination, Sorcery, the Black-Art, Pawawing, and such like Pretenders to Devilism, and how far the Devil is or is not concern’d in them.

About Divination, Sorcery, the Dark Arts, Pawawing, and similar Pretenders to Devilism, and how much the Devil is or isn’t involved in them.

Tho’ I am writing the History of the Devil, I have not undertaken to do the like of all the Kinds of People, Male or Female, who set up for Devils in the World: This would be a Task for the Devil indeed, and fit only for him[Pg 378] to undertake, for their Number is and has been prodigious great, and may, with his other Legions be rank’d among the Innumerable.

Though I'm writing the history of the Devil, I haven't taken on the task of detailing all the kinds of people, male or female, who act like Devils in the world. That would truly be a job for the Devil himself[Pg 378] to handle, since their numbers are incredibly large and could, along with his other legions, be counted among the countless.

What a World do we inhabit! where there is not only with us a great Roaring-Lyon-Devil daily seeking whom of us he may devour, and innumerable Millions of lesser Devils hovering in the whole Atmosphere over us, nay, and for ought we know, other Millions always invisibly moving about us, and perhaps in us, or at least in many of us; but that have, besides all these, a vast many counterfeit Hocus Pocus Devils; human Devils, who are visible among us, of our own Species and Fraternity, conversing with us upon all Occasions; who like Mountebanks set up their Stages in every Town, chat with us at every Tea-Table, converse with us in every Coffee-House, and impudently tell us to our Faces that they are Devils, boast of it, and use a thousand Tricks and Arts to make us believe it too, and that too often with Success.

What a world we live in! Where not only do we have a great Roaring-Lyon-Devil daily searching for whom he may devour, but there are also countless lesser devils hovering in the atmosphere around us. For all we know, there might be millions more invisibly moving among us, perhaps even within us, or at least in many of us. On top of all this, we have a large number of counterfeit Hocus Pocus Devils; human Devils who are visible, our own kind and peers, engaging with us on every occasion. They, like charlatans, set up their stages in every town, chat with us at every tea table, engage in conversations at every coffee house, and boldly tell us to our faces that they are devils. They brag about it and use countless tricks and methods to make us believe it too, often with success.

It must be confess’d there is a strong Propensity in Man’s Nature, especially the more ignorant part of Mankind, to resolve every strange Thing, or whether really strange or no, if it be but strange to us, into Devilism, and to say every Thing is the Devil, that they can give no Account of.

It must be acknowledged that there's a strong tendency in human nature, especially among the more ignorant people, to explain every unusual thing, whether it's truly strange or just unfamiliar to us, as something related to the devil, and to attribute everything they can't explain to the devil.

Thus the famous Doctors of the Faculty at Paris, when John Faustus brought the first printed Books that had then been seen in the World, or at least seen there, into the City, and sold them for Manuscripts: They were surpriz’d at the Performance, and question’d Faustus about it; but he affirming they were Manuscripts, and that he kept a great many Clarks employ’d to write them, they were satisfied for a while.

Thus, the renowned Doctors of the Faculty at Paris, when John Faustus brought the first printed books that had ever been seen in the world, or at least seen there, into the city and sold them as if they were manuscripts: They were surprised by the performance and questioned Faustus about it; but he insisted that they were manuscripts and that he employed many clerks to write them, which satisfied them for a time.

But looking farther into the Work, they observ’d the exact Agreement of every Book, one[Pg 379] with another, that every Line stood in the same Place, every Page a like Number of Lines, every Line a like Number of Words; if a Word was mis-spelt in one, it was mis-spelt also in all, nay, that if there was a Blot in one, it was alike in all; they began again to muse, how this should be? in a Word, the learned Divines not being able to comprehend the Thing (and that was always sufficient) concluded it must be the Devil, that it was done by Magick and Witchcraft, and that in short, poor Faustus (who was indeed nothing but a meer Printer) dealt with the Devil.

But looking deeper into the work, they noticed the exact agreement of each book with the others, that every line was in the same place, every page had the same number of lines, every line had the same number of words; if a word was misspelled in one, it was also misspelled in all, and if there was a blot in one, it was the same in all. They began to wonder how this could be? In short, the learned clerics, unable to figure it out (which was always enough), concluded it must be the Devil, that it was done by magic and witchcraft, and that, ultimately, poor Faustus (who was really just a simple printer) was dealing with the Devil.

N. B. John Faustus was Servant, or Journeyman, or Compositor, or what you please to call it, to Koster of Harlem, the first inventor of Printing; and having printed the Psalter, sold them at Paris as Manuscripts; because as such they yielded a better Price.

N. B. John Faustus was a servant, journeyman, compositor, or whatever you want to call it, to Koster of Harlem, the first inventor of printing; and after printing the Psalter, he sold them in Paris as manuscripts because they fetched a better price that way.

 

But the learned Doctors not being able to understand how the Work was perform’d, concluded as above, it was all the Devil, and that the Man was a Witch; accordingly they took him up for a Magician and a Conjurer, and one that work’d by the Black Art, that is to say, by the help of the Devil; and in a Word, they threaten’d to hang him for a Witch, and in order to it, commenc’d a Process against him in their criminal Courts, which made such a Noise in the World as rais’d the Fame of poor John Faustus to a frightful Height, till at last he was oblig’d, for fear of the Gallows, to discover the whole Secret to them.

But the educated doctors, not being able to understand how the work was done, concluded, as mentioned, that it was all the Devil, and that the man was a Witch; so they accused him of being a Magician and a Conjurer, and someone who practiced the Black Art, meaning with the help of the Devil; in short, they threatened to hang him for being a Witch, and to do this, they started a case against him in their criminal courts, which created such a stir in the world that it raised the reputation of poor John Faustus to a terrifying height, until he was finally forced, out of fear of the gallows, to reveal the whole secret to them.

N. B. This is the true original of the famous Dr. Faustus or Foster, of whom we have believ’d such strange Things, as that it is become a Proverb, as great as the Devil and[Pg 380] Dr. Foster: Whereas poor Faustus was no Doctor, and knew no more of the Devil than another Body.

N. B. This is the real original of the famous Dr. Faustus or Foster, about whom we've believed such strange things that it has become a saying, as great as the Devil and[Pg 380] Dr. Foster: While the unfortunate Faustus was not a doctor and knew no more about the Devil than anyone else.

 

Thus the Magistrates of Bern and Switzerland, finding a Gang of French Actors of Puppet-shew open’d their Stage in the Town, upon hearing the surprizing Accounts which the People gave of their wonderful Puppets, how they made them speak, answer Questions, and discourse, appear and disappear in a Moment, pop up here, as if they rise out of the Earth, and down there, as if they vanish’d, and Abundance more Feats of Art, censur’d them as Demons; and if they had not pack’d up their Trinkets, and disappeared almost as dextrously as their Puppets, they had certainly condemn’d the poor Puppets to the Flames for Devils, and censur’d, if not otherwise punished their Masters. See the Count de Rochfort’s Memoirs, p. 179.

Thus, the leaders of Bern and Switzerland, discovering a group of French puppet performers who had set up their show in the town, were taken aback by the incredible stories the people shared about their amazing puppets. They spoke, answered questions, and engaged in conversations, appearing and disappearing in an instant, popping up here as if rising from the ground, and vanishing there as if they were gone. They performed many more impressive tricks, which led the officials to condemn them as demons. If the performers hadn’t packed up their stuff and vanished almost as skillfully as their puppets, the unfortunate puppets would have certainly been condemned to the flames as devils, and the performers would have faced censure, if not worse. See the Count de Rochfort’s Memoirs, p. 179.

Wonderful Operations astonish the Mind, especially where the Head is not over-burthen’d with Brains; and Custom has made it so natural to give the Devil either the Honour or Scandal of every Thing, that we cannot otherwise Account for, that it is not possible to put the People out of the Road of it.

Wonderful operations amaze the mind, especially when it's not overloaded with too much thinking. It's become so common to attribute either praise or blame to the Devil for everything we can't explain that we can’t help but keep people from straying off the beaten path.

The Magicians were, in the Chaldean Monarchy, call’d the Wisemen; and tho’ they are joined with the Sorcerers and Astrologers in the same Place, Dan. ii. 4. yet they were generally so understood among those People; but in our Language we understand them to be People that have an Art to reveal Secrets, interpret Dreams, foretel Events, &c. and that use Enchantments and Sorceries, by all which we understand the same Thing; which now in a more vulgar Way we express by one general coarse Expression, Dealing with the Devil.

The Magicians were known as the Wise Men in the Chaldean Monarchy; although they were grouped together with Sorcerers and Astrologers in the same context, Dan. ii. 4., they were generally understood as distinct by those people. In our language, we see them as individuals who have the ability to reveal secrets, interpret dreams, predict events, &c., and who use enchantments and sorcery, all of which we interpret similarly. Today, we simply refer to this as Dealing with the Demon.

[Pg 381]The Scripture speaks of a Spirit of Divination, Acts xvi. 16. and a Wench that was possess’d by this Spirit brought her Master much Gain by Southsaying, that is to say, according to the Learned, by Oracling or answering Questions; whence you will see in the Margin, that this southsaying Devil is there call’d Python, that is, Apollo, who is often call’d Python, and who at the Oracle of Delphos gave out such Answers and double Entendres, as this Wench possibly did; and hence all those Spirits which were call’d Spirits of Divination, were in another Sense call’d Pythons.

[Pg 381]The Scripture mentions a Spirit of Divination, Acts xvi. 16, and a girl possessed by this Spirit made her master a lot of money through fortune-telling, meaning, according to the scholars, through Oracling or answering questions. In the margin, you’ll see that this fortune-telling Devil is referred to as Python, which is associated with Apollo, who is often called Python, and who at the Oracle of Delphi provided answers and double meanings, similar to what this girl might have done; thus, all the spirits referred to as spirits of divination were also called Pythons in another context.

Now when the Apostle St. Paul came to see this Creature, this Spirit takes upon it to declare that those Men, meaning St. Paul and Timotheus, were the Servants of the most high God, which shew’d unto them the Way of Salvation; this was a good turn of the Devil, to preserve his Authority in the possess’d Girl; she brought them Gain by Southsaying, that is to say, resolving difficult Questions, answering Doubts, interpreting Dreams, &c. Among these Doubts, he makes her give Testimony to Paul and Timotheus, to wheedle in with the new Christians, and perhaps (tho’ very ignorantly) even with Paul and Timotheus themselves, so to give a Kind of Credit and Respect to her for speaking.

Now, when the Apostle St. Paul came to see this creature, this spirit took it upon itself to declare that those men, referring to St. Paul and Timothy, were the servants of the most high God, who showed them the way of salvation; this was a clever move by the Devil to maintain his control over the possessed girl. She brought them profit through fortune telling, meaning she resolved difficult questions, answered doubts, interpreted dreams, & c. Among these doubts, she gave testimony to Paul and Timothy, trying to win favor with the new Christians, and perhaps (though in complete ignorance) even with Paul and Timothy themselves, thereby lending her some credibility and respect for speaking.

But the Devil, who never speaks Truth, but with some sinister End, was discover’d here and detected; his flattering Recognition not accepted, and he himself unkennel’d as he deserv’d; there the Devil was over-shot in his own Bow again.

But the Devil, who never tells the truth except for some wicked purpose, was exposed and caught here; his deceptive praise was rejected, and he himself was revealed as he deserved; there the Devil was outsmarted by his own schemes once more.

Here now was a real Possession, and the evil Spirits who possess’d her, did stoop to sundry little Acts of Servitude, that we could give little or no Reason for, only that the Girl’s Master might get Money by her; but perhaps this was a particular Case, and, prepar’d to honour the [Pg 382]Authority and Power the Apostles had over evil Spirits.

Here now was a real possession, and the evil spirits that had taken her over did little acts of service that we had little or no explanation for, except that the girl’s master might profit from her; but maybe this was a special case, and we were ready to honor the [Pg 382] authority and power the Apostles had over evil spirits.

But we find these Things carried a great Way farther in many Cases, that is to say, where the Parties are thus really possess’d; namely, the Devil makes Agents of the possess’d Parties to do many Things for the propagating his Interest and Kingdom, and particularly for the carrying on his Dominion in the World: But I am for the present not so much upon the real Possession as the pretended, and particularly we have had many that have believed themselves possess’d, when the Devil never believed it of them, and perhaps knew them better; some of these are really poor Devils to be pitied, and are what I call Diables Imaginaire; these have notwithstanding done the Devil good Service, and brought their Masters good Gain by Southsaying.

But we see this taken much further in many cases, where the individuals are truly possessed; that is to say, the Devil uses the possessed individuals as agents to do many things for promoting his interests and reign, especially to maintain his control in the world. However, right now I’m more focused on the fake possession, and we’ve encountered many who genuinely believed they were possessed, even though the Devil never thought so and probably knew them better. Some of these individuals are truly sad cases that deserve sympathy, and I refer to them as Diables Imaginaire; nevertheless, they have still done the Devil some good service and brought their masters profit through fortune-telling.

We find Possessions acknowledg’d in Scripture to be really and personally the Devil, or according to the Text, Legions of Devils in the Plural. The Devil or Devils rather, which possessed the Man among the Tombs, is positively affirm’d to be the Devil in the Scripture; all the Evangelists agree in calling him so, and his very Works shew it; namely, the Mischief he did, as well to the poor Creature among the Tombs, who was made so fierce, that he was the Terror of all the Country, as to the Herd of Swine and to the Country in the Loss of them.

We see that possessions are acknowledged in the Scriptures to be truly and personally the Devil, or according to the text, legions of Devils in plural. The Devil or Devils that possessed the man among the tombs is clearly stated to be the Devil in the Scriptures; all the Evangelists agree on this, and his very actions demonstrate it. Specifically, the harm he caused, both to the poor man among the tombs, who became so fierce that he terrorized the entire region, and to the herd of swine, which resulted in a loss for the area.

I might preach you a Lecture here of the Devil’s Terror upon the Approach of our Saviour, the Dread of his Government, and how he acknowledg’d that there was a Time for his Torment, which was not yet come: Art thou come to torment us before our Time? It is evident the Devil apprehended that Christ would chain them up before the Day of Judgment; and therefore some think the Devil here, being, as it were,[Pg 383] caught out of his due Bounds, possessing the poor Man in such a furious manner, was afraid, and petition’d Christ not to chain him up for it, and as the Text says, They besought him to suffer them to go away, &c. that is to say, when they say, art thou come to torment us before the Time? the Meaning is, they begg’d he would not cast them into Torment before the Time, which was already fix’d; but that if he would cast them out of the Man, he would let them go away, &c.

I could give you a lecture here about the Devil’s fear when our Savior approached, the dread of His authority, and how he acknowledged that there was a time for his torment that hadn’t come yet: Are you here to torment us before our time? It’s clear that the Devil understood that Christ would imprison them before the Day of Judgment; therefore, some believe the Devil, feeling as if he were out of his element, possessing the poor man in such a violent way, was scared and pleaded with Christ not to imprison him for it. As the text says, They begged him to let them go away, etc. When they ask, are you here to torment us before our time? they are essentially begging Him not to cast them into torment before the already established time, but rather if He would eject them from the man, He would let them leave, etc.

The Evangelist St. Luke says, the Devil besought him that he would not command them to go out into the Deep: Our learned Annotators think that part is not rightly render’d; adding, that they do not believe the Devil fears drowning; but with Submission, I believe the meaning is, that they would not be confin’d to the vast Ocean, where no Inhabitants being to be seen, they would be effectually imprison’d and tied down from doing Mischief, which would be a Hell to them; as to their going into the Swine, that might afford us some Allegory; but I am not disposed to jest with the Scripture, no nor with the Devil neither, farther than needs must.

The Evangelist St. Luke says, the Devil asked him not to send them out into the Abyss: Our knowledgeable commentators think that part isn’t translated correctly; they add that they don’t believe the Devil is afraid of drowning. However, I believe the meaning is that they didn’t want to be confined to the vast Ocean, where with no inhabitants in sight, they would be effectively trapped and unable to cause harm, which would be a Hell for them. As for going into the pigs, that might present some allegory, but I’m not inclined to make jokes about Scripture or about the Devil either, unless absolutely necessary.

It is evident the Devil makes Use of very mean Instruments sometimes, such as the Damsel possess’d with a Spirit of Divination, and several others.

It is clear that the Devil sometimes uses very lowly tools, like the girl possessed by a spirit of fortune-telling, among others.

I remember a Story, how true I know not, of a weak Creature next Door to an Ideot, who was establish’d in the Country for an Oracle, and would tell People strange Things that should be, long before they came to pass; when People were sick, would tell them whether they should live or die; if People were married, tell how many Children they should have; and a hundred such Things as fill’d the People with Admiration, and they were the easier brought to believe that the Girl was possess’d; but then they were divided about[Pg 384] her too, and that was the finest spun Thread the Devil could work, for he carried a great Point in it; some said she had a good Spirit, and some a bad, some said she was a Prophetess, and some that she was the Devil.

I remember a story, how true I don’t know, about a weak person living next to an idiot, who was established in the country as an oracle and would tell people strange things that would happen long before they actually did; when people were sick, they would tell them whether they would live or die; when people got married, they would predict how many children they would have; and a hundred other things that filled people with awe, making them more likely to believe that the girl was possessed. However, opinions were divided about[Pg 384] her as well, and that was the most finely spun thread the devil could weave, as he held a significant point in it; some said she had a good spirit, while others claimed she had a bad one; some believed she was a prophetess, while others thought she was the Devil.

Now had I been there to decide the Question, I should certainly have given it for the latter; if it were only upon this Account, namely, that the Devil has often found Fools very necessary Agents for the propagating his Interest and Kingdom, but we never knew the good Spirits do so; on the other Hand, it does not seem likely that Heaven should deprive a poor Creature of its Senses, and as it were take her Soul from her, and then make her an Instrument of Instruction to others, and an Oracle to declare his Decrees by; this does not seem to be rational.

If I had been there to make the decision, I definitely would have chosen the latter option. The main reason being that the Devil has often relied on foolish people as essential agents to spread his influence and power, while we’ve never seen good spirits do the same. On the other hand, it doesn’t seem reasonable that Heaven would strip a poor person of their senses and effectively take away their soul, only to then use them as a tool for teaching others and as a messenger to reveal its decrees. That just doesn’t make sense.

But as far as this kind of Divination is in Use in our Days, yet I do not find room to charge the Devil with making any great Use of Fools, unless it be such as he has particularly qualified for his Work, for as to Ideots and Naturals, they are perfectly useless to him; but a sort of Fools call’d the Magi, indeed, we have some Reason to think he often works with.

But as far as this type of divination is used today, I don’t see any reason to blame the Devil for making much use of fools, unless they are specifically suited for his work. As for idiots and simpletons, they are completely useless to him; however, there is a particular type of fool called the Magi, with whom we have some reason to believe he often works.

We are not arriv’d to a certainty yet, in the settling this great Point, namely, what Magick is? whether a diabolical Art or a Branch of the Mathematicks? Our most learned Lexicon Technicum is of the latter Opinion, and gives the Magic Square and the Magic Lantern, two Terms of Art.

We haven't reached a conclusion yet about this major question, which is: what is magic? Is it a diabolical art or a branch of mathematics? Our most knowledgeable Lexicon Technicum leans towards the latter opinion and includes Magic Square and Magic Lantern, two technical terms.

The Magic Square is when Numbers in Arithmetical Proportion are dispos’d into such Parallels or equal Ranks, as that the Sums of each Row as well Diagonally as Laterally shall be all equal; for Example, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Place these Nine in a Square of three, they will directly and diagonally make 18. Thus,

The Magic Square is when numbers in arithmetic proportion are arranged into such parallels or equal ranks that the sums of each row, both diagonally and laterally, are all equal. For example, take the numbers 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10. If you place these nine numbers in a 3x3 square, they will add up to 18 both directly and diagonally. Thus,

This he calls the Magic Square, but gives no Reason for the Term, nor any Account of what infernal Operations are wrought by this Concurrence of the Numbers; neither do I see that there can be any such Use made of it.

This he refers to as the Magic Square, but he doesn’t explain why he calls it that, nor does he describe any dark operations that result from this combination of numbers; I also don’t see how it could be of any use.

The Magic Lantern is an optic Machine, by the Means of which are represented, on a Wall in the Dark, many Phantasms and terrible Appearances, but no Devil in all this, only that they are taken for the Effects of Magic, by those that are not acquainted with the Secret.

The Magic Lantern is an optical device that projects a variety of images and frightening sights onto a wall in the dark, but no actual devil in all this, just that people who don't know the secret think it's magic.

All this is done by the help of several little painted Pieces of Glass, only so and so situated, plac’d in certain Oppositions to one another, and painted with different Figures, the most formidable being plac’d foremost, and such as are most capable of terrifying the Spectators; and by this all the Figures may be represented upon the opposite Wall, in the largest Size.

All this is accomplished with the help of several small painted pieces of glass, arranged in specific positions relative to each other, and painted with different designs. The most intimidating figures are placed at the front, and these are the ones that can scare the viewers the most. Through this arrangement, all the figures can be displayed on the opposite wall, in the largest size.

I cannot but take Notice, that this very Piece of optic Delusion seems too much akin to the mock Possessions and infernal Accomplishments, which most of the Possessionists of this Age pretend to, so that they are most of them meer Phantasms and Appearances, and no more; Nor is the Spirit of Divination, the Magic, the Necromancing, and other Arts which were call’d Diabolical, found to be of any Use in modern Practice, at least, in these Parts of the World; but the Devil seems to do most of his Work himself, and by shorter Methods; for he has so compleat an Influence among those that he now Lists in his Service, that he brings all the common Affairs of Mankind into a narrower Compass in his Management, with a[Pg 386] Dexterity particular to himself, and by which he carries on his Interest silently and surely, much more to the Detriment of Virtue and good Government, and consequently much more to his Satisfaction, than ever he did before.

I can’t help but notice that this current optical illusion seems very similar to the fake possessions and dark skills that most people claiming to have them today actually just fake. They’re mostly just illusions and appearances, nothing more. Neither the spirit of divination, the magic, the necromancy, nor the other so-called diabolical arts are found to be useful in modern practice, at least not in this part of the world. It appears the Devil does most of his work himself, using simpler methods. He has such complete influence over those he has enlisted in his service that he manages to streamline all humanity's everyday affairs with a unique skill that he possesses, which allows him to advance his agenda quietly and effectively, much more to the detriment of virtue and good governance, and consequently much more to his satisfaction than ever before.

There is a Kind of Magic or Sorcery, or what else you may please to call it, which, tho’ unknown to us, is yet, it seems, still very much encourag’d by the Devil; but this is a great Way off, and in Countries where the politer Instruments, which he finds here, are not to be had; namely, among the Indians of North-America; This is call’d Pawawing, and they have their Divines, which they call Pawaws or Witches, who use strange Gestures, Distortions, horrid Smokes, Burnings, and Scents, and several such Things which the Sorcerers and Witches in ancient Times are said to use in casting Nativities, in Philtres, and in determining, or as they pretended, directing the Fate of Persons; by burning such and such Herbs and Roots, such as Helebore, Wormwood, Storax, Devilwort, Mandrake, Nightshade, and Abundance more such, which are call’d noxious Plants, or the Product of noxious Plants; also melting such and such Minerals, Gums, and poisonous Things, and by several hellish Mutterings and Markings over them, the like do these Pawaws; and the Devil is pleased, it seems, (or is permitted) to fall in with these Things, and as some People think, appears often to them for their Assistance upon those Occasions.

There’s a kind of magic or sorcery, or whatever else you want to call it, which, although we don’t understand it, still seems to be strongly supported by the Devil; but this is far away, in places where the more refined tools he finds here aren’t available; specifically, among the Indians of North America. This is called pawawing, and they have their spiritual leaders, known as pawaws or witches, who use strange gestures, contortions, horrific smoke, burning, and scents, along with many other things that sorcerers and witches in ancient times were said to use for casting horoscopes, making love potions, and supposedly directing people's fates; by burning various herbs and roots, such as helebore, wormwood, storax, devilwort, mandrake, nightshade, and many more that are called toxic plants, or products of toxic plants; they also melt different minerals, resins, and poisonous substances, and engage in various hellish mutterings and markings over them, similar to what these pawaws do; and it seems that the Devil is pleased (or allowed) to get involved with these practices, and as some people believe, often appears to help them in those situations.

But be that as it will, he is eas’d of all that Trouble here; he can Pawaw here himself, without their aid, and having laid them all aside, he negotiates much of his Business without Ambassadors; he is his own Plenipotentiary, for he finds Man so easy to come at, and so easy when he is come at, that he stands in no need of secret Emissaries, or at least not so much as he used to do.

But regardless of that, he is free from all that trouble here; he can Pawaw here by himself, without their help, and having set them all aside, he handles much of his business without ambassadors; he is his own representative, since he finds it so easy to reach people, and so easy to deal with them once he does, that he doesn’t need secret messengers, or at least not as much as he used to.

[Pg 387]Upon the whole, as the World, within the Compass of a few pass’d Years is advanc’d in all Kinds of Knowledge and Arts, and every useful Branch of what they knew before improv’d, and innumerable useful Parts of Knowledge, which were conceal’d before are discover’d; why should we think the Devil alone should stand at a stay, has taken no Steps to his farther Accomplishment, and made no useful Discoveries in his Way? That he alone should stand at a Stay, and be just the same unimprov’d Devil that he was before? No, no, as the World is improv’d every Day, and every Age is grown wiser and wiser than their Fathers; so, no doubt, he has bestirr’d himself too, in order to an encrease of Knowledge and Discovery, and that he finds every Day a nearer Way to go to work with Mankind than he had before.

[Pg 387]Overall, as the world has advanced in various areas of knowledge and skills within just a few years, improving everything they already knew and uncovering countless useful aspects of knowledge that were previously hidden, why would we think that the Devil is the only one standing still, making no progress or discoveries? Why should he remain the same, unchanged Devil he was before? No, as the world continues to improve every day, and each generation gets wiser than the last, it's clear that he has also been active, seeking more knowledge and discoveries, and finding new ways to engage with humanity than ever before.

Besides, as Men in general seem to have alter’d their manner, and that they move in a higher and more exalted Sphere, especially as to Vice and Virtue; so the Devil may have been obliged to change his Measures, and alter his Way of working; particularly, those Things which would take in former Times, and which a stupid Age would come easily into, won’t go down with us now: As the taste of Vice and Virtue alters, the Devil is forc’d to bait his Hook with new Compositions; the very Thing call’d Temptation is alter’d in its Nature, and that which serv’d to delude our Ancestors, whose gross Conceptions of Things caused them to be manageable with less Art, will not do now; the Case is quite alter’d; in some Things, perhaps, as I hinted above, we come into Crime with ease, and may be led by a Finger; but when we come to a more refin’d Way of sinning, which our Ancestors never understood, other and more refin’d Politics must be made Use of, and the Devil has been put[Pg 388] upon many useful Projects and Inventions, to make many new Discoveries and Experiments to carry on his Affairs; and to speak impartially, he is strangely improv’d either in Knowledge or Experiment, within these few Years; he has found out a great many new Inventions to shorten his own Labour, and carry on his Business in the World currently, which he never was master of before, or at least we never knew he was.

Besides, as men in general seem to have changed their ways, and they operate in a higher and more elevated sphere, especially regarding vice and virtue, the Devil may have had to adapt his methods and change how he works. Things that used to work in the past and that a naïve age would easily fall for won’t work on us now. As our perceptions of vice and virtue change, the Devil is forced to bait his hook with new approaches. The very nature of temptation has changed, and what deceived our ancestors—who had simpler understandings—can’t easily deceive us anymore. The situation is entirely different now; in some respects, as I mentioned earlier, we might easily slip into crime and can be led with a light touch, but when it comes to more sophisticated ways of sinning that our ancestors didn’t grasp, other, more refined strategies must be employed. The Devil has been engaged in many useful projects and inventions to discover new methods and experiments to further his agenda. To be fair, he has strangely improved either in knowledge or experimentation in recent years; he has developed numerous new inventions to streamline his own efforts and operate in the world in ways he never could before, or at least we never realized he could.

No wonder then that he has chang’d Hands too, and that he has left of pawawing in these Parts of the World; that we don’t find our Houses disturb’d as they used to be, and the Stools and Chairs walking about out of one Room into another, as formerly; that Children don’t vomit crooked Pins and rusty stub Nails, as of old, the Air is not full of Noises, nor the Church-Yard full of Hobgoblins; Ghosts don’t walk about in Winding-Sheets, and the good old scolding Wives visit and plague their Husbands after they are dead, as they did when they were alive.

No wonder he’s changed hands too and that he’s stopped haunting this part of the world; we don’t find our homes disturbed like before, and the stools and chairs aren’t shifting from one room to another as they used to; kids aren’t throwing up crooked pins and rusty nails like they used to, the air isn’t filled with noise, and the graveyard isn’t haunted by goblins; ghosts aren’t wandering around in shrouds, and the nagging wives aren’t visiting and bothering their husbands after they’re dead, like they did when they were alive.

The Age is grown too wise to be agitated by these dull scare-crow Things which their Fore-Fathers were tickled with; Satan has been obliged to lay by his Puppet-shews and his Tumblers, those things are grown stale; his morrice-dancing Devils, his mountebanking and quacking won’t do now; those Things, as they may be supposed to be very troublesome to him, (and but that he has Servants enough would be chargeable too) are now of no great Use in the new Management of his Affairs.

The world has become too smart to be disturbed by these silly, outdated fears that amused their ancestors; Satan has had to put away his puppet shows and his acrobats since they’ve become boring. His devilish dancers, his flashy tricks, and noisy antics no longer work; those things, which might have been very annoying for him (and would be costly if he didn’t have enough minions), are no longer very useful in the new way he runs his operations.

In a Word, Men are too much Devils themselves, in the Sense that I have call’d them so, to be frighted with such little low priz’d Appearances as these; they are better acquainted with[Pg 389] the old Arch-Angel than so, and they seem to tell him they must be treated after another manner, and that then, as they are good-natur’d and tractable, he may deal with them upon better Terms.

In a Word, Men are too much like devils themselves, in the sense that I’ve called them that, to be scared by such trivial and lowly appearances as these; they know the old archangel much better than that, and they seem to suggest to him that he needs to treat them differently. If they are good-natured and reasonable, he can negotiate with them on better terms.

Hence the Devil goes to work with Mankind a much shorter Way; for instead of the Art of Wheedling and Whining, together with the laborious Part of Tricking and Sharping, Hurrying and Driving, Frighting and Terrifying, all which the Devil was put to the Trouble of before; in short, he acts the Grand Manner as the Architects call it (I don’t know whether our Free-Masons may understand the Word) and therefore I may hereafter explain it, as it is to be Diabolically as well as mathematically understood.

So the Devil takes a much simpler approach with humanity; instead of relying on manipulation and complaining, along with the hard work of deceiving and conning, pushing and pressuring, scaring and intimidating, all of which the Devil had to deal with before; in short, he operates in the Grand Style as architects call it (I'm not sure if our Free-Masons would get the term) and I may explain it later, as it can be understood both in a diabolical and mathematical sense.

At present my meaning is, he acts with them immediately and personally by a magnificent Transformation, making them meer Devils to themselves, upon all needful Occasions, and Devils to one another too, whenever he (Satan), has Need of their Service.

Right now, what I mean is, he interacts with them directly and personally through a magnificent transformation, turning them into mere Devils to themselves whenever necessary, and Devils to each other too, whenever he (Satan) needs their help.

This Way of embarking Mankind in the Devil’s particular Engagement, is really very modern; and tho’ the Devil himself may have been long acquainted with the Method, and as I have heard, began to practise it towards the Close of the Roman Empire, when Men began to act upon very polite Principles, and were capable of the most refin’d Wickedness, and afterwards with some Popes, who likewise were a kind of Church Devils, such as Satan himself could hardly expect to find in the World; yet I do not find that he was ever able to bring it into Practice, at least, not so universally as he does now: But now the Case is alter’d, and Men being generally more expert in Wickedness than they were formerly; they suffer the smaller Alteration of the Species, in[Pg 390] being transmigrated; in a Word, they turn into Devils, with no trouble at all hardly, either to the Devil or to themselves.

This way of getting people involved in the Devil’s particular scheme is really quite modern; and although the Devil himself may have been familiar with this method for a long time, and as I have heard, began to use it towards the end of the Roman Empire, when people started acting on very refined principles and were capable of the most sophisticated wickedness, and later with some Popes, who were also a kind of church devils that Satan himself could hardly expect to find in the world; yet I don't see that he was ever able to implement it, at least not as widely as he does now: But now the situation has changed, and people are generally more skilled in wickedness than they used to be; they tolerate the smaller change of the species, in[Pg 390] being transmigrated; in short, they easily turn into Devils, with hardly any trouble for either the Devil or themselves.

This Particular would want much the less Explanation, could I obtain a License from Sir Hellebore Wormwood, Bart. or from my Lord Thwartover, Baron of Scoundrel Hall in the Kingdom of Ireland, to write the true History of their own Conduct; and how early, and above all, how easily they commenc’d Devils, without the least Impeachment of their Characters, as wise Men, and without any Diminution of that Part of their Denomination which establish’d them for Fools.

This specific case would need much less explanation if I could get permission from Sir Hellebore Wormwood, Bart., or from my Lord Thwartover, Baron of Scoundrel Hall in the Kingdom of Ireland, to write the true history of their own actions; and how early, and above all, how easily they became Devils, without any impact on their reputations as wise men, and without diminishing that part of their title that made them look foolish.

How many mad Fellows appear among us every Day in the critical Juncture of their Transmigration, just when they have so much of the Man left as to be known by their Names, and enough of the Devil taken up to settle their Characters? This Easiness of the Devil’s access to these People, and the great Convenience it is to him in his general Business, is a Proof to me that he has no more Occasion of Diviners, Magicians, Sorcerers, and whatever else we please to call those People who were formerly so great with him; for what Occasion has he to employ Devils and Wizards to confound Mankind, when he is arriv’d to such a Perfection of Art as to bring Men, at least in these Parts of the World, to do it all themselves; upon this Account we do not find any of the old Sorcerers and Diviners, Magicians or Witches appear among us; not that the Devil might not be as well able to employ such People as formerly, and qualify them for the Employment too, but that really there is no need of them hereabout, the Devil having a shorter Way, and Mankind being much more easily possess’d; not the old Herd of Swine were sooner agitated, tho’ there was full 2000 of them together; Nature[Pg 391] has open’d the Door, and the Devil has egress and regress at Pleasure, so that Witches and Diviners are quite out of the Question.

How many crazy people do we see every day in the critical moment of their transformation, just when they still have enough of their human side left to be recognized by their names, and enough of the Devil in them to define their characters? This ease with which the Devil can access these individuals, and how convenient it is for him in his usual business, shows me that he no longer needs diviners, magicians, sorcerers, or whatever else we want to call those who once had great power with him. Why would he need to employ Devils and wizards to confuse mankind when he has reached such a level of skill that people, at least in these parts of the world, can do it all themselves? Because of this, we don’t see any of the old sorcerers, diviners, magicians, or witches around; it’s not that the Devil couldn’t still use such people and train them for those roles, but there just isn’t a need for them here. The Devil has a quicker method, and mankind is much more easily influenced; not even the old Herd of Swine was stirred up so quickly, even though there were 2000 of them together. Nature[Pg 391] has opened the door, and the Devil can come and go as he pleases, meaning witches and diviners are completely irrelevant.

Nor let any Man be alarm’d at this Alteration, in the Case as it stands between Mankind and the Devil, and think the Devil having gain’d so much Ground, may in time, by Encroachment, come to a general Possession of the whole Race, and so we should all come to be Devils incarnate; I say, let us not be alarm’d, for Satan does not get these Advantages by Encroachment, and by his infernal Power or Art, no not at all; but ’tis the Man himself does it by his Indolence and Negligence on one Hand, and his Complaisance to the Devil on the other; and both Ways he, as it were, opens the Door to him, beckons him with his very Hand to come in, and the Devil has nothing to do but enter and take Possession: Now if it be so, and Man is so frank to him; you know the Devil is no Fool not to take the Advantage when ’tis offer’d him, and therefore ’tis no wonder if the Consequences which I have been just now naming follow.

Nor should anyone be alarmed by this change in the situation between humanity and the Devil, thinking that the Devil has gained so much ground that he might eventually take over the entire human race, turning us all into Devils incarnate. I say, let's not be worried, because Satan doesn't gain these advantages through encroachment or his evil power or tricks, not at all; instead, it's humanity itself that does this through laziness and negligence on one hand, and compliance with the Devil on the other. In both cases, we basically open the door for him, inviting him in with our very actions, and the Devil has nothing to do but enter and take over. Now, if that's the case, and humanity is so welcoming to him, you know the Devil is no fool to miss an opportunity when it’s presented, so it’s no surprise that the consequences I just mentioned follow.

But let no Man be discourag’d by this, from reaffirming his natural and religious Powers, and venturing to shut the Devil out; for the Case is plain he may be shut out; the Soul is a strong Castle, and has a good Garrison plac’d within to defend it; if the Garrison behave well, and do their Duty, it is impregnable, and the cowardly Devil must raise his Siege and be gone; nay, he must fly, or, as we call it, make his Escape, lest he be laid by the Heels, that is, lest his Weakness be exposed, and all his Lurking, lying in Wait, ambuscade-Tricks; this Part would bear a great Enlargement, but I have not room to be witty upon him, so you must take it in the Gross, the Devil lies at Blye Bush, as our Country[Pg 392] People call it, to watch your coming out of your Hold; and if you happen to go abroad unarm’d he seizes upon and masters you with ease.

But let no one be discouraged by this from reaffirming their natural and spiritual abilities and daring to keep the Devil out; the situation is clear: he can be kept out. The soul is a strong fortress with a solid defense team positioned within to protect it. If the defense team performs their duties well, it is unbeatable, and the cowardly Devil must abandon his siege and leave; in fact, he has to flee, or as we say, make his escape, lest he be taken down, meaning that his weaknesses are revealed, along with all his sneaky, deceptive ambush tricks. This topic could be expanded significantly, but I don't have the space to get clever with it, so you’ll have to take it as is. The Demon lies at Blye Bush, as our locals call it, waiting for you to come out of your safe place; if you go out unprotected, he easily takes control of you.

Unarm’d, you’ll say, what Arms should I take? what Fence against a Flail? What Weapons can a Man take to fight the Devil? I could tell you what to fight him with, and what you might fright him with, for the Devil is to be frighted with several Things besides Holy Water; but ’tis too serious for you, and you’ll tell me I am a preaching and a canting, and the like; so I must let the Devil manage you rather than displease you with talking Scripture and Religion.

Unarmed, you might ask, what weapons should I use? What defense against a club? What can a person have to fight the Devil? I could tell you what to use to combat him and what might scare him off, because the Devil can be frightened by various things besides Holy Water; but it’s too serious for you, and you’d just say I’m preaching or being all moralistic, and so on; so I’ll let the Devil deal with you instead of upsetting you by talking about Scripture and religion.

Well, but may not the Devil be fought with some of his own Weapons? Is there no dealing with him in a Way of human Nature? This would require a long answer, and some Philosophy might be acted, or at least imitated, and some Magic, perhaps; for they tells us there are Spells to draw away even the Devil himself; as in some Places they nail Horse-Shoes upon the Threshold of the Door, to keep him out; in other Places old pieces of Flint, with so many Holes and so many Corners, and the like: But I must answer in the Negative, I don’t know what Satan might be scar’d at in those Days, but he is either grown cunninger since or bolder, for he values none of those Things now; I question much whether he would value St. Dunstan and his red hot Tongs, if he was to meet him now, or St. Francis or any of the Saints, no not the Host itself in full Procession; and therefore, tho’ you don’t care I should preach, yet in short, if you are afraid he should charge upon you and attack you, if you won’t make Use of those Scripture Weapons I should have mention’d, and which you may hear of, if you enquire at Eph. vi. 16. you must look for better where you think you can find them.

Well, can the Devil really be fought with some of his own weapons? Is there no way to deal with him that fits human nature? This would take a lengthy answer, and we might need to pull in some philosophy, or at least pretend to, and perhaps some magic as well; because they say there are spells that can even drive the Devil himself away. In some places, they nail horseshoes on the door to keep him out; in others, they use old pieces of flint with various holes and corners. But I have to say no, I don’t know what Satan might have been scared of back then, but he’s either gotten smarter or bolder since, because he doesn’t care about those things now. I seriously doubt he would care about St. Dunstan and his red-hot tongs if he met him today, or St. Francis, or any of the saints, not even the Host in full procession. So, even though you might not want to hear me preach, in short, if you’re afraid he might attack you and you aren’t going to use those scriptural weapons I should have mentioned, which you can look up in Eph. vi. 16, then you’d better look for stronger ones wherever else you think you can find them.

[Pg 393]But to go on with my Work, the Devil, I say, is not to be fear’d with Maukins, nor does he employ his old Instruments, but does much of his Work himself without Instruments.

[Pg 393]But to continue with my work, I say that the Devil shouldn't be feared with tricks, nor does he use his usual tools; he often does much of his work himself without any tools.

And yet I must enter a Caveat here too, against being misunderstood in my saying the Devil stands in no need of Agents; for when I speak so, I am to be taken in a limited Sense; I don’t say he needs them no where, but only that he does not need them in those polite Parts of the World which I have been speaking of, and perhaps not much here; but in many remote Countries ’tis otherwise still; the Indians of America are particularly said to have Witches among them, as well in those Countries where the Spaniards and the English and other Nations have planted themselves, as amongst those where the European Nations seldom come: for Example, the People of Canada, that is, of the Countries under the French Government of Quebeck, the Equimeaux, and other Northern Climates, have Magicians, Wizards and Witches, who they call Pilloatas or Pillotoas; these pretend they speak intimately and familiarly with the Devil, and receive from him the Knowledge of Things to come; all which, by the Way, I take to be little more than this; that these Fellows being a little more cunning than the rest, think, that by pretending to something more than human, they shall make the stronger Impressions on the ignorant People; as Mahomet amus’d the World with his Pigeon, using it to pick Peas out of his Ear, and persuaded the People it brought him superior Revelations and Inspirations from Paradise.

And yet I have to put in a warning here too, so I’m not misunderstood when I say that the Devil doesn’t need agents. When I say this, I mean it in a specific way; I don’t claim he doesn’t need them at all, but rather that he doesn’t need them in the civilized parts of the world I’ve been talking about, and probably not much here either. However, in many remote countries, it’s a different story; the Indians of America are noted for having witches among them, both in regions where the Spaniards, the English, and other nations have settled, and in areas where European nations rarely visit. For example, the people of Canada, specifically in the areas governed by the French in Quebec, the Equimeaux, and other northern climates have magicians, wizards, and witches, whom they call Pilloatas or Pillotoas. These individuals claim they have a close and familiar relationship with the Devil and receive knowledge about future events from him. All of this, by the way, seems to me to be little more than the fact that these individuals are a bit craftier than the others; they think that by pretending to be something beyond human, they can exert a stronger influence on the naive people, much like Mahomet entertained the world with his pigeon, using it to pick peas from his ear, convincing people that it was bringing him special revelations and inspirations from Paradise.

Thus these Pillotoas gaining an Opinion among the People, behave like so many Mountebanks of Hell, pretending to understand dark Things, cure Diseases, practise Surgery, Physick and[Pg 394] Necromancy altogether; I will not say, but Satan may pick out such Tools to work with, and I believe does in those Parts, but I think he has found a nearer Way to the Wood with us, and that is sufficient to my present Purpose.

Thus these Pillotoas gaining a reputation among the people act like numerous tricksters from Hell, pretending to comprehend mysterious things, cure illnesses, perform surgery, practice medicine, and[Pg 394] dabble in necromancy all at once; I won’t say that Satan might not choose such tools to work with, and I believe he does in those areas, but I think he has found a closer route to the wood with us, and that is enough for my current purpose.

Some would persuade me the Devil had a great Hand in the late religious Breaches in France, among the Clergy, (viz.) about the Pope’s Constitution Unigenitus, and that he made a fair Attempt to set the Pope and the Gallican Church together by the Ears, for they were all just upon the Point or breaking out into a Church War, that for ought we knew might have gone farther than the Devil himself car’d it should; now I am of the quite contrary Opinion, I believe the Devil really did not make the Breach, but rather heal’d it, for fear it should have gone so far among them as to have set them all in a Flame, and have open’d the Door to the Return of the Hugonots again, which it was in a fair Way to have done.

Some would convince me that the Devil had a big role in the recent religious conflicts in France among the Clergy, specifically regarding the Pope’s Constitution Unigenitus, and that he tried to turn the Pope and the Gallican Church against each other because they were on the verge of erupting into a Church War, which could have escalated beyond what the Devil himself wanted. However, I have the completely opposite view; I believe the Devil actually didn’t cause the conflict, but rather worked to resolve it, fearing it might escalate to the point of igniting a widespread fire among them and reopening the possibility for the return of the Hugonots, which it was heading towards.

But be it one Way or t’other, the historical Part seems to be a little against me; for ’tis certain, the Devil both wanted and made Use of Legions of Agents, as well human as infernal, visible and invisible in that great and important Affair, and we cannot doubt but he has innumerable Instruments still at work about it.

But whether one way or the other, the historical aspect seems to be somewhat against me; because it's certain that the Devil both needed and used legions of agents, both human and infernal, visible and invisible, in that great and important matter, and we can't doubt that he has countless instruments still working on it.

Like as in Poland, I make no Question but the Devil has thousands of his Banditti at work at this Time, and in another Country not far from it, perhaps, preparing Matters for the next General Diet, taking care to prevent giving any Relaxation to the Protestants, and to justify the moderate Executions at Thorn, to excite a Nation to quarrel with every Body who are able to fight with no body; to erect the Apostate Race of S——y upon a Throne which they have no Title to, and turn an elective Throne into an hereditary, in favour of Popery.

Like in Poland, I have no doubt that the Devil has thousands of his followers at work right now, and in another country not far from it, perhaps preparing for the next General Diet, making sure not to give any leniency to the Protestants, and to justify the moderate executions in Thorn, stirring up a nation to fight with everyone who can’t really fight back; to put the Apostate Race of S——y on a throne they have no claim to, and turn an elective throne into a hereditary one, favoring Popery.

[Pg 395]I might anticipate all your Objections, by granting the busy Devil at this Time employing all his Agents and Instruments (for I never told you they were idle and useless) in striving to enflame the Christian World, and bring a new War to overspread Europe; I might, perhaps, point out to you some of the Measures he takes, the Provocatives which his State Physicians administer to the Courts and Counsellors of Princes, to foment and ferment the Spirits, and Members of Nations, Kingdoms, Empires and States in the World, in order to bring these glorious Ends of Blood and War to pass; for you cannot think but he that knows so much of the Devil’s Affairs, as to write his History, must know something of all these Matters more than those that do not know so much as he.

[Pg 395]I might anticipate all your objections by acknowledging that the busy Devil is currently using all his agents and tools (since I never claimed they were idle or pointless) to ignite the Christian world and spark a new war across Europe; I could maybe highlight some of the strategies he employs, the provocations that his state advisors push onto the courts and counselors of princes, to stir up the emotions and actions of nations, kingdoms, empires, and states worldwide, all in pursuit of these disturbing goals of bloodshed and war; for you can't assume that someone who knows so much about the Devil’s activities to write his history doesn't understand these matters better than those who lack such knowledge.

But all this is remote to the present Case, for this is no Impeachment of Satan’s new Methods with Mankind, in this Part of the World, and in his private and separate Capacity; all this only signifies that in his more general and national Affairs, the Devil acts still by his old Methods; and when he is to seduce or embroil Nations, he, like other Conquerors, subdues them by Armies, employs mighty Squadrons of Devils, and sends out strong Detachments, with Generals and Generalissimos to lead them, some to one Part of the World, some to another; some to influence one Nation, some to manage and direct another, according as Business presents, and his Occasions require, that his Affairs may be carried on currently, and to his Satisfaction.

But all of this is different from the current case, because this isn't about Satan's new methods with humanity in this part of the world and in his individual capacity; this just means that in his broader national dealings, the Devil still operates using his old tactics. When he wants to deceive or entangle nations, he, like other conquerors, brings them down with armies, uses powerful groups of Devils, and sends out strong units led by generals and leaders to guide them—some to one part of the world, some to another; some to sway one nation, some to oversee and direct another, depending on what situations arise and what he needs, so his plans can proceed smoothly and to his liking.

If it were not thus, but that the Devil by his new and exquisite Management, of which I have said so much, had brought Mankind in general to be the Agents of their own Mischiefs, and that the World were so at his Beck, that he[Pg 396] need but command them to go and fight, declare War, raise Armies, destroy Cities, Kingdoms, Countries and People; the World would be a Field of Blood indeed, and all Things would run into Confusion presently.

If it weren't for this, but because the Devil through his clever and skillful manipulation, as I've mentioned before, has made people generally responsible for their own troubles, and the world is so under his control that he[Pg 396] only needs to command them to go and fight, declare war, raise armies, and destroy cities, kingdoms, countries, and people; the world would truly be a field of blood, and everything would descend into chaos right away.

But this is not the Case at all, Heaven has not let go the Government of the Creation to his subdu’d Enemy, the Devil; that would overturn the whole System of God, and give Satan more Power, than ever he was or will be vested with; when, therefore, I speak of a few forward Wretches in our Day, who are so warm in their Wickedness, that they anticipate the Devil, save him the Trouble to tempt, turn Devils to themselves, and gallop Hellward faster than he drives; I speak of them as single Persons, and acting in their own personal and private Capacity, but when I speak of Nations and Kingdoms, there the Devil is oblig’d to go on in the old Road, and act by Stratagem, by his proper Machinery, and to make use of all his Arts, and all his Agents, just as he has done in all Ages, from the beginning of his politic Government to this Day.

But that’s not the case at all; Heaven hasn’t given the control of Creation to its defeated enemy, the Devil. That would completely disrupt God’s entire system and give Satan more power than he ever had or will have. So when I talk about a few reckless individuals in our time who are so passionate about their wickedness that they rush to do the Devil's work, making it easier for him by tempting others and racing toward hell faster than he can, I’m referring to them as individuals acting on their own. However, when I talk about nations and kingdoms, the Devil is forced to stick to his usual tactics, using strategy, his own tools, and all his tricks and agents, just like he has throughout history, from the beginning of his political power up to now.

And if it was not thus too, what would become of all his numberless Legions, of which all Ages have heard so much, and all Parts of the World have had so much fatal Experience? They would seem to be quite out of Employment, and be render’d useless in the World of Spirits, where it is to be supposed they reside; not the Devil himself could find any Business for them, which by the Way, to busy and mischievous Spirits, as they are, would be a Hell to them, even before their Time; they would be, as it were, doom’d to a State of Inactivity, which we may suppose was one Part of their Expulsion from Blessedness and the Creation of Man; or as they were for the surprising Interval between the Destruction of[Pg 397] Mankind by the Deluge and Noah’s coming out of the Ark, when indeed they might be said to have nothing at all to do.

And if it weren't like this, what would happen to all his countless legions, which have been talked about throughout history and have been experienced so fatally in every part of the world? They would seem to be completely unemployed and rendered useless in the spiritual realm, where they are assumed to exist; not even the Devil could find any work for them, which, for these busy and troublesome spirits, would be like a hell even before their time. They would be, in a sense, condemned to a state of inactivity, which we might assume was part of their expulsion from happiness and the creation of man; or like during the surprising gap between the destruction of[Pg 397] mankind by the flood and Noah’s exit from the ark, when they truly might be said to have nothing to do at all.

But this is not Satan’s Case, and therefore let me tell you too, that you may not think I treat the Case with more Levity than I really do, and than I am sure I intend to do; tho’ it is too true that our modern and modish Sinners have arrived to more exquisite Ways of being wicked, than their Fathers, and really seem, as I have said, to need no Devil to tempt them; nay, that they do Satan’s Work for him as to others also, and make themselves Devils to their Neighbours, tempting others to crime even faster than the Devil desires them, running before they are sent, and going of the Devil’s Errands gratis; by which Means Satan’s Work is, as to them, done to his Hand, and they may be said to save him a great deal of Trouble; yet after all, the Devil has still a great deal of Business upon his Hands, and as well himself as all his Legions, find themselves a full Employment in disturbing the World, and opposing the Glory and Kingdom of their great Superior, whose Kingdom it is their whole Business, however vain in its End, to overthrow and destroy, if they were able, or at least to endeavour it.

But this is not Satan's situation, so let me also tell you that you shouldn't think I'm treating the issue with more lightness than I actually do or intend to. It's true that our modern sinners have developed more sophisticated ways to be bad than their ancestors, and as I've said, they really seem to need no devil to tempt them; in fact, they do Satan's work for him when it comes to others, becoming devils to their neighbors by tempting them into wrongdoing even faster than the devil himself would want, getting ahead of themselves and running errands for the devil for free. Because of this, Satan's work, in their case, is done for him, and they might be said to save him a lot of trouble; yet after all, the devil still has a lot on his plate, and both he and all his legions find themselves fully occupied with disturbing the world and opposing the glory and kingdom of their great superior, whose kingdom it is their whole purpose, no matter how pointless the end may be, to overthrow and destroy, if they could, or at least to try to.

This being the Case, it follows of course that the general Mischiefs of Mankind, as well national and public, as family Mischiefs, and even personal, (except as before excepted) lie all still at the Devil’s Door, as much as ever, let his Advocates bring him off of it if they can; and this brings us back again to the manner of the Devil’s Management, and the Way of his working by human Agents, or if you will, the Way of human Devils, working in Affairs of low Life, such as we call Divination, Sorcery, Black-Art, Necromancy, and the[Pg 398] like; all which I take to consist of two material Parts, and both very necessary for us to be rightly inform’d of.

Since this is the case, it naturally follows that the common troubles of mankind, whether national and public, or family issues, and even personal ones (except as previously noted), still rest at the Devil’s door, as much as ever, no matter how hard his advocates try to absolve him. This brings us back to the way the Devil operates and how he works through human agents, or as you might say, the way human devils are involved in the low affairs of life, like what we refer to as divination, sorcery, black magic, necromancy, and the[Pg 398] like; all of which I believe consist of two essential parts, both of which are very important for us to be properly informed about.

1. The Part which Satan by himself or his inferior Devils empowers such People to do, as he is in Confederacy with here on Earth; to whom he may be said, like the Master of an Opera or Comedy, to give their Parts to act, and to qualify them to act it; whether he obliges them to a Rehearsal in his Presence, to try their Talents, and see that they are capable of performing, that indeed I have not enquir’d into.

1. The role that Satan, by himself or through his lesser Devils, gives to people he’s allied with here on Earth is like a director assigning parts to actors in a play. He determines their roles and prepares them to perform. Whether he demands they practice in front of him to test their skills and ensure they can deliver, I haven’t looked into that.

2. That Part which these empower’d People do voluntier or beyond their Commission, to shew their Diligence in the Service of their new Master, and either (1.) to bring Grist to their own Mill, and make their Market of their Employment in the best manner they can; or (2.) to gain Applause, be admir’d, wonder’d at, and applauded, as if they were ten Times more Devils than really they are.

2. That part where these empowered people voluntarily, or beyond their authority, demonstrate their diligence in serving their new master, and either (1.) to benefit themselves and make the most of their work in the best way possible; or (2.) to seek praise, be admired, marveled at, and applauded, as if they were ten times more devilish than they actually are.

 

In a Word, the Matter consists of what the Devil does by the Help of these People, and what they do in his Name without him; the Devil is sometimes cheated in his own Business; there are Pretenders to Witchcraft and Black-Art, who Satan never made any Bargain with, but who he connives at, because at least they do his Cause no harm, tho’ their Business is rather to get Money, than to render him any Service, of which I gave you a remarkable Instance before.

In short, the situation involves what the Devil does with the help of these people, and what they carry out in his name without him. The Devil can sometimes be outsmarted in his own dealings; there are frauds who claim to practice witchcraft and the dark arts, with whom Satan never made any deal, but he overlooks them because they don't actually harm his interests. Their main goal is more to make money than to serve him, which I pointed out to you before.

But to go back to his real Agents, of which I reckon two.

But to return to his actual agents, of which I count two.

[Pg 399]1. Those who act by Direction and Confederacy, as I have said already many do.

[Pg 399]1. Some people take action based on direction and collaboration, as I've mentioned before that many do.

2. Those whom he acts in and by, and they (perhaps) know it not, of which Sort History gives us plenty of Examples, from Machiavel’s first Disciple —— to the famous Cardinal Alberoni, and even to some more modern than his Eminence, of whom I can say no more till farther Occasion offers.

2. Those who he acts through, and they (maybe) don’t even realize it, of which History gives us plenty of Examples, from Machiavel’s first Disciples to the famous Cardinal Alberoni, and even to some more recent than his Eminence, of whom I can’t say more until another occasion arises.

 

1. Those who act by immediate Direction of the Devil, and in Confederacy with him; these are such as I mention’d in the beginning of this Chapter, whose Arts are truly black, because really infernal; it will be very hard to decide the Dispute between those who really act thus in Confederacy with the Devil, and those who only pretend to it; so I shall leave that Dispute where I find it; but that there are, or at least have been, a Set of People in the World, who really are of his Acquaintance, and very intimate with him; and tho’, as I have said, he has much alter’d his Schemes and chang’d Hands of late; yet that there are such People, perhaps of all Sorts; and that the Devil keeps up his Correspondence with them; I must not venture to deny that Part, lest I bring upon me the whole Posse of the conjuring and bewitching Crew, Male and Female, and they should mob me for pretending to deny them the Honour of dealing with the Devil, which they are so exceeding willing to have the Fame of.

1. Those who act under the direct influence of the Devil and are in cahoots with him; these are the ones I mentioned at the beginning of this chapter, whose practices are truly malicious because they are genuinely evil. It will be very difficult to settle the debate between those who truly collaborate with the Devil and those who only pretend to do so; so I’ll leave that debate where I found it. However, I must acknowledge that there are— or at least have been— a group of people in the world who really are acquainted with him and have a close relationship with him; and although, as I said, he has changed his tactics and associates lately, it is still possible that such people exist, perhaps of all kinds, and that the Devil maintains his connections with them. I cannot deny that part, lest I attract the entire crowd of conjurers and witches, both male and female, who might come after me for implying that they aren’t worthy of the honor of dealing with the Devil, which they are so eager to be known for.

Not that I am hereby oblig’d to believe all the strange Things the Witches and Wizards, who have been allow’d to be such, nay, who have been hang’d for it, have said of themselves; nay, that they have confess’d of themselves, even at the Gallows; and if I come to have an Occasion to[Pg 400] speak freely of the Matter, I may perhaps convince you that the Devil’s possessing Power is much lessen’d of late, and that he either is limited, and his Fetter shortened more than it has been, or that he does not find the old Way (as I said before) so fit for his Purpose as he did formerly, and therefore takes other Measures, but I must adjourn that to a Time and Place by itself: But we are told that there are another Sort of People, and, perhaps, a great many of them too, in whom and by whom the Devil really acts, and they know it not.

Not that I'm required to believe everything the witches and wizards, who have been acknowledged as such, and even those who have been executed for it, have said about themselves; nor that they have confessed anything about themselves, even at the gallows; and if I get the chance to[Pg 400] speak openly about this, I might convince you that the devil's power to possess is much reduced lately, and that he is either more limited and restrained than before, or that he doesn't find the old methods (as I mentioned earlier) as effective for his purposes as he once did, and therefore adopts different strategies. However, I'll have to save that discussion for another time and place. But we are informed that there are other kinds of people, and perhaps quite a few of them, through whom the devil truly acts, and they are unaware of it.

It would take up a great deal of Time and Room, too much for this Place, so near the Close of this Work, to describe and mark out the involuntary Devils which there are in the World; of whom it may be truly said, that really the Devil is in them, and they know it not: Now, tho’ the Devil is cunning and managing, and can be very silent where he finds it for his Interest not to be known; yet it is very hard for him to conceal himself, and to give so little Disturbance in the House, as that the Family should not know who lodged in it; yet, I say, the Devil is so subtle and so mischievous an Agent, that he uses all manner of Methods and Craft to reside in such People as he finds for his Purpose, whether they will or no, and which is more, whether they know it or no.

It would take up a lot of time and space, way too much for this place, so close to the end of this work, to describe and identify the involuntary Devils that exist in the world; of whom it can truly be said that the Devil is in them, and they don’t even realize it. Now, although the Devil is clever and manipulative, and can be very quiet when it benefits him to remain unnoticed, it is still very difficult for him to hide completely and to make so little disturbance in the household that the family wouldn’t know who is living there; yet, I say, the Devil is such a subtle and harmful agent that he uses all kinds of tricks and schemes to inhabit those individuals who serve his purpose, whether they want him to or not, and what’s more, whether they realize it or not.

And let none of my Readers be angry or think themselves ill used, when I tell them the Devil may be in them, and may act them, and by them, and they not know it; for I must add, it may, perhaps, be one of the greatest Pieces of human Wisdom in the World, for a Man to know when the Devil is in him, and when not; when he is a Tool and Agent of Hell, and when he is not; in a Word, when he is doing the Devil’s Work, and under his Direction, and when not.

And I hope none of my readers get upset or feel mistreated when I say that the Devil might be inside them, acting through them, and they might not even realize it. I have to mention that it could be one of the greatest insights of human wisdom to recognize when the Devil is influencing them and when he isn’t; to know when they are a tool and agent of evil, and when they’re not; in short, to understand when they are doing the Devil’s work and following his guidance, and when they are not.

[Pg 401]It is true, this is a very weighty Point, and might deserve to be handled in a more serious Way than I seem to be talking in all this Book; but give me leave to talk of Things my own way, and withall, to tell you, that there is no Part of this Work so seemingly ludicrous, but a grave and well weigh’d Mind may make a serious and solid Application of it, if they please; nor is there any Part of this Work, in which a clear Sight and a good Sense may not see that the Author’s Design is, that they should do so; and as I am now so near the End of my Book, I thought it was meet to tell you so, and lead you to it as far as I can.

[Pg 401]It’s true, this is a really important point and might deserve to be addressed more seriously than the way I’ve been discussing things in this book. But let me express my thoughts in my own way and also tell you that there’s no part of this work that seems silly, which a thoughtful and reflective mind couldn’t find a serious and meaningful application for, if it chooses to. Likewise, there isn’t any section of this work where clear understanding and good judgment can’t see that the author’s intention is for you to do just that. Now that I’m nearing the end of my book, I thought it was appropriate to mention this and guide you toward it as much as I can.

I say, ’tis a great Part of human Wisdom to know when the Devil is acting in us and by us, and when not; the next and still greatest Part would be to prevent him, put a Stop to his Progress, bid him go about his Business, and let him know he should carry on his Designs no farther in that manner; that we will be his Tools no longer; in short, to turn him out of Doors, and bring a stronger Power to take Possession; but this, indeed, is too solid a Subject, and too great to begin with here.

I believe it's a key part of human wisdom to recognize when the Devil is working through us and when he isn't; the next, even more important part would be to stop him, halt his progress, tell him to mind his own business, and make it clear that he can't carry out his plans any further this way; that we won’t be his tools anymore; in short, to kick him out and invite a stronger force to take over. However, this is truly a complex topic and too significant to start discussing here.

But now, as to the bare knowing when he is at work with us, I say this, tho’ it is considerable, may be done, nor is it so very difficult; for Example, you have no more to do but look a little into the Microcosm of the Soul, and see there how the Passions which are the Blood, and the Affections which are the Spirit, move in their particular Vessels; how they circulate, and in what Temper the Pulse beats there, and you may easily see who turns the Wheel; if a perfect Calm possesses the Soul; if Peace and Temper prevail, and the Mind feels no Tempests rising; if the Affections are regular and exalted to vertuous and sublime[Pg 402] Objects, the Spirits cool, and the Mind sedate, the Man is in a general Rectitude of Mind, he may be truly said to be his own Man; Heaven shines upon his Soul with its benign Influences, and he is out of the Reach of the evil Spirit; for the divine Spirit is an Influence of Peace, all calm and bright, happy and sweet like it self, and tending to every Thing that is good both present and future.

But now, regarding the simple understanding of when he is working with us, I say this, even though it is significant, it can be done, and it’s not that hard; for example, you just need to look a little into the Microcosm of the Soul and see how the Passions, which represent our Blood, and the Affections, which represent our Spirit, move within their specific vessels; how they circulate and in what mood the pulse beats there. You can easily tell who is in control; if perfect calm fills the soul; if peace and balance prevail, and the mind feels no storms brewing; if the Affections are orderly and elevated towards virtuous and noble[Pg 402] objects, the Spirits are cool, and the mind is calm, the person is in a state of overall mental clarity and can truly be said to be his own person; Heaven shines upon his soul with its kind influence, and he is beyond the grasp of the evil spirit; for the divine Spirit brings an influence of peace, all calm and bright, joyful and sweet like itself, and leaning towards all that is good in both the present and the future.

But on the other Hand, if at any Time the Mind is ruffled, if Vapours rise, Clouds gather, if Passions swell the Breast, if Anger, Envy, Revenge, Hatred, Wrath, Strife; if these, or any of these hover over you, much more if you feel them within you; if the Affections are possess’d, and the Soul hurried down the Stream to embrace low and base Objects; if those Spirits, which are the Life and enlivening Powers of the Soul, are drawn off to Parties, and to be engag’d in a vicious and corrupt manner, shooting out wild and wicked Desires, and running the Man headlong into Crime, the Case is easily resolv’d, the Man is possess’d, the Devil is in him; and having taken the Fort, or at least the Counterscarp and Out-Works, is making his Lodgment to cover and secure himself in his Hold, that he may not be dispossess’d.

But on the other hand, if at any time your mind gets unsettled, if bad thoughts arise, clouds form, if your emotions get intense, if you feel anger, envy, revenge, hatred, wrath, or conflict; if any of these linger around you, especially if you experience them inside; if your feelings take over, and your soul is swept away towards low and dishonorable pursuits; if the very energies that bring life and vibrance to your soul are drawn away to trouble and engage in a corrupt manner, leading to wild and harmful desires, pushing you toward wrongdoing, the situation is clear: you are taken over, the Devil is within you; having secured a position, or at least a foothold, he is making himself comfortable to maintain control and protect his territory.

Nor can he be easily dispossess’d when he has got such hold as this; and ’tis no wonder, that being lodg’d thus upon the Out-Works of the Soul he continues to sap the Foundation of the rest, and by his incessant and furious Assaults, reduces the Man at last to a Surrender.

Nor can he be easily driven out when he has such a grip as this; and it’s no surprise that, being lodged in this way on the outskirts of the soul, he continues to undermine the foundations of everything else, and through his relentless and furious attacks, eventually brings the person to a surrender.

If the Allegory be not as just and apposite as you would have it be, you may, however, see by it in a full View, the State of the Man, and how the Devil carries on his Designs; nothing is more common, and I believe there are few[Pg 403] thinking Minds but may reflect upon it in their own Compass, than for our Passions and Affections to flow out of the ordinary Channel; the Spirits and Blood of the Soul to be extravasated, the Passions grow violent and outragious, the Affections impetuous, corrupt and violently vicious: Whence does all this proceed? from Heaven we can’t pretend it comes; if we must not say ’tis the Devil, whose Door must it lie at? Pride swells the Passions; Avarice moves the Affections; and what is Pride, and what is Avarice, but the Devil in the Inside of the Man? ay, as personally and really as ever he was in the Herd of Swine.

If the allegory isn’t as valid and relevant as you want it to be, you can still see the overall state of a person and how the Devil operates; there’s nothing more common, and I believe there are few[Pg 403] thinking individuals who can’t reflect on this in their own way, than for our passions and emotions to flow outside the usual path; the spirit and blood of the soul spill out, passions become intense and outrageous, and emotions become uncontrollable, corrupt, and extremely vicious. Where does all this come from? We can’t claim it’s from Heaven; if we can’t say it’s the Devil, then whose fault is it? Pride inflates our passions; greed drives our emotions; and what are Pride and Greed, if not the Devil within a person? Yes, as personally and truly as he ever was in the herd of swine.

Let not any Man then, who is a Slave to his Passions, or who is chain’d down to his Covetousness, pretend to take it ill, when I say he has the Devil in him, or that he is a Devil: What else can it be, and how comes it to pass that Passion and Revenge so often dispossess the Man of himself, as to lead him to commit Murther, to lay Plots and Snares for the Life of his Enemies, and so to thirst for Blood? How comes this but by the Devil’s putting those Spirits of the Soul into so violent a Ferment, into a Fever? that the Circulation is precipitated to that Degree, and that the Man too is precipitated into Mischief, and at last into Ruin; ’tis all the Devil, tho’ the Man does not know it.

Let no man who is a slave to his passions or who is chained down by greed pretend to be upset when I say he has the Devil in him or that he is a Devil: What else could it be, and how is it that passion and revenge often take over a person, leading him to commit murder, to plot and scheme against his enemies, and to thirst for blood? How can this happen except for the Devil stirring those spirits of the soul into such a violent frenzy, into a fever? The circulation is so rushed that the person is driven into mischief and eventually into ruin; it’s all the Devil, even though the man may not realize it.

In like manner Avarice leads him to rob, plunder and destroy for Money, and to commit sometimes the worst of Violences to obtain the wicked Reward. How many have had their Throats cut for their Money, have been murther’d on the Highway, or in their Beds, for the Desire of what they had? It is the same Thing in other Articles, every Vice is the Devil in a Man; Lust of Rule is the Devil of great Men, and that[Pg 404] Ambition is their Devil as much as whoring is Father ———’s Devil, one has a Devil of one Class acting him, one another, and every Man’s reigning Vice is a Devil to him.

In the same way, greed drives people to rob, plunder, and destroy for money, sometimes committing the worst kinds of violence to get the wicked reward. How many have had their throats slit for their money, been murdered on the highway, or in their beds, because of the desire for what they had? It's the same with other issues; every vice is a devil within a person. The lust for power is the devil of powerful individuals, and that[Pg 404] ambition is their devil just like promiscuity is Father ———’s devil. Each person has a devil of one kind driving them, and everyone's dominant vice is a devil to them.

Thus the Devil has his involuntary Instruments, as well as those who act in Confederacy with him; he has a very great Share in many of us, and acts us, and in us, unknown to our selves tho’ we know nothing of it, and indeed tho’ we may not suspect it of our selves; like Hazael the Assyrian, who when the Prophet told him how he would act the Devil upon the poor Israelites, answer’d with Detestation, is thy Servant a Dog that he should do this Thing, and yet he was that Dog, and did all those cruel Things for all that; the Devil acting him, or acting in him, to make him wickeder than ever he thought it was possible for him to be.

Thus the Devil has his unwitting tools, just like those who actively conspire with him; he has a significant influence over many of us, moving us and within us, often without our awareness, even if we don’t suspect it ourselves. It's like Hazael the Assyrian, who, when the Prophet told him how he would act malevolently toward the poor Israelites, responded in disgust, asking, Is your servant a dog that he should do this? Yet he was indeed that dog, committing all those cruel acts regardless; the Devil was influencing him, making him more wicked than he ever thought he could be.

 

 


The CONCLUSION.

Of the Devil’s last Scene of Liberty, and what may be supposed to be his End, with what we are to understand of his being tormented for ever and ever.

About the Devil’s final moment of freedom, and what we might imagine to be his fate, along with what we need to understand about him being tormented forever.

As the Devil is a Prince of the Power of the Air, his Kingdom is mortal, and must have an End; and as he is call’d the God of this World, that is, the great Usurper of the Homage and Reverence which Mankind ought of right to pay to their Maker, so his Usurpation also, like the World it self, must have an End: Satan is call’d the God of the World, as Men[Pg 405] too much prostrate and prostitute themselves to him, yet he is not the Governor of this World; and therefore the Homage and Worship he has from the World is an Usurpation; and this will have an End, because the World it self will have an End; and all Mankind, as they had a beginning in Time, so must expire and be remov’d before the End of Time.

As the Devil is a Prince of the Power of the Air, his kingdom is temporary and must come to an end; and since he is referred to as the God of this World, meaning the ultimate Usurper of the respect and admiration that humanity should rightfully give to their Creator, his usurpation, like the world itself, must also end. Satan is called the God of the World, as people[Pg 405] excessively bow down to him, yet he is not the ruler of this world; therefore, the respect and worship he receives from the world is an usurpation. This will come to an end because the world itself will end, and all humanity, just as they had a beginning in time, must also cease to exist before the end of time.

Since then the Devil’s Empire is to expire and come to an End, and that the Devil himself and all his Host of Devils are immortal Seraphs, Spirits that are not embodied and cannot die, but are to remain in being; the Question before us next will be, what is to become of him? what is his State to be? whether is he to wander, and in what Condition is he to remain to that Eternity to which he is still to exist?

Since then, the Devil’s Empire is set to end, and the Devil himself, along with all his host of Devils, are immortal Seraphs, Spirits that aren’t embodied and cannot die, but will continue to exist. The next question before us is, what will happen to him? What will his state be? Will he wander, and in what condition will he remain for that eternity he is still destined to experience?

I hope no Man will mistake me so much in what I have said as to Spirits, which are all Flame, not being affected with Fire, as if I supposed there was no Place of Punishment for the Devil, nor any Kind of Punishment that could affect them; and so of our Spirits also when transform’d into Flame.

I hope no one will misunderstand what I've said about spirits, which are all fire, not being harmed by it, as if I think there's no place for punishment for the Devil, or any kind of punishment that could affect them; and the same goes for our spirits when they are transformed into flame.

I must be allow’d to speak there of that material Fire, by which, as by an Allegory, all the Terrors of an eternal State are represented to us in Scripture, and in the Writings of the learned Commentators, and by which the Pain of Sense is describ’d; this, perhaps, I do not understand as they seem to do, and therefore have said,

I need to be allowed to talk about that material Fire, which symbolizes all the fears of an eternal state as described in Scripture and in the works of insightful commentators, and through which sensory pain is depicted; maybe I don’t understand it as well as they do, and that’s why I have said,

When we’re all Flame (that is all Spirit) we shall all Fire (that is, all such Fire as this) despise. And thus I claim to be understood.

When we’re all Flame (which means all Spirit), we will all despise Fire (which is, all this kind of Fire). And that’s how I want to be understood.

It does not follow from hence, neither do I suggest, or so much as think that infinite Power cannot form a something (tho’ inconceivable to us here) which shall be as tormenting, and as[Pg 406] insupportable to a Devil, an apostate Seraph, and to a Spirit, tho’ exalted, unembodied and rarified into Flame, as Fire would be to other Bodies; in which I think I am orthodox, and do not give the least Occasion to an Enemy to charge me with profane Speaking, in those Words, or to plead for thinking prophanely himself.

It doesn't follow from this, nor do I suggest or even believe that infinite power can't create something (though it's inconceivable to us here) that would be as tormenting and as[Pg 406] unbearable to a devil, a fallen angel, and to a spirit, even if it's exalted, unembodied, and transformed into flame, as fire would be to other bodies; in this I believe I'm correct, and I don't give any reason for an opponent to accuse me of speaking irreverently, or to justify thinking irreverently themselves.

It must be Atheistical to the last Degree to suggest, that whereas the Devil has been heaping up and amassing Guilt ever since the Creation of Man, encreasing in hatred of God and Rebellion against him, and in all possible endeavour to dethrone and depose the Majesty of Heaven; that yet Heaven had not prepar’d, or could not prepare a just Penalty for him; and that it should not all end in God’s entire Victory over Hell, and in Satan’s open Condemnation: Heaven could not be just to its own Glory, if he should not avenge himself upon this Rebel, for all his superlative Wickedness in his modern as well as ancient Station; for the Blood of so many millions of his faithful Subjects and Saints whom he has destroy’d; and if nothing else offer’d it self to prove this Part, it would appear undoubted to me; but this, I confess, does not belong to Satan’s History, and therefore I have reserv’d it to this Place, and shall also be the shorter in it.

It’s completely unreasonable to suggest that while the Devil has been building up guilt since the creation of humanity, growing in his hatred for God and rebellion against Him, and doing everything he can to undermine the Majesty of Heaven, Heaven hasn’t prepared or couldn’t prepare a rightful punishment for him. It can’t end without God achieving total victory over Hell and Satan being publicly condemned. Heaven wouldn’t be just to its own Glory if it didn’t seek revenge on this Rebel for all his extreme wickedness, both now and in the past, for the blood of so many millions of His faithful subjects and saints that he has destroyed. Even if nothing else could support this view, it seems undeniable to me; however, I admit this isn’t directly about Satan’s history, so I’ve saved it for this moment and will keep it brief.

That his Condition is to be a State of Punishment, and that by Torment, the Devil himself has own’d, and his calling out to our blessed Lord when he cast him out of the furious Man among the Tombs, is a Proof of it, What have we to do with thee, and art thou come to torment us before the Time? Luke viii. 28. where the Devil acknowledges four Things, and three of them are directly to my present Purpose, and if you won’t believe the Word of God, I hope you will believe the[Pg 407] Devil, especially when ’tis an open Confession against himself.

That his condition is a state of punishment, and that through torment, the Devil himself has acknowledged this—calling out to our blessed Lord when He cast him out of the furious man among the tombs—is proof of it. He asked, What have we to do with you and are you here to torment us before the time? Luke viii. 28. Here, the Devil admits four things, three of which are directly relevant to my point. If you won't believe the Word of God, I hope you'll believe the [Pg 407] Devil, especially when it’s an open confession against himself.

1. He confess Christ to be the Son of God (that by the Way) and no Thanks to him, for that does not want the Devil’s Evidence.

1. He acknowledges Christ as the Son of God (just to clarify) and no thanks to him, because that's not needed as Devil’s Evidence.

2. He acknowledges he may be tormented.

2. He realizes he might be suffering.

3. He acknowledges Christ was able to torment him.

3. He admits that Christ was able to torment him.

4. He acknowledges that there is a Time appointed when he shall be tormented.

4. He acknowledges that there is a time set when he will be tormented.

As to how, in what Manner, and by what Means, this tormenting the Devil is to be performed or executed, that I take to be as needless to us as ’tis impossible to know, and being not at present inclined to fill your Heads and Thoughts with weak and imperfect Guesses, I leave it where I find it.

As for how, in what way, and by what methods, this tormenting of the Devil should be done, I think it’s just as unnecessary for us to know as it is impossible to figure out. Since I’m not in the mood to clutter your minds with weak and incomplete guesses, I’ll leave it as it is.

It is enough to us that this Torment of the Devil is represented to us by Fire, it being impossible for our confin’d Thoughts to conceive of Torment by any Thing in the World more exquisite; whence I conclude, that Devils shall at last receive a Punishment suitable to their Spirituous Nature, and as exquisitely Tormenting as a burning Fire would be to our Bodies.

It’s enough for us that this torment from the Devil is shown to us through fire, since our limited understanding can't imagine a punishment in the world that's more intense. Therefore, I conclude that Devils will ultimately face a punishment that matches their spiritual nature and is as painfully tormenting as burning fire would be to our bodies.

Having thus settl’d my own Belief of this Matter, and stated it so, as I think will let you see ’tis rightly sounded, the Matter stands thus.

Having settled my own belief about this matter and explained it in a way that I think will show you that it’s accurate, here’s the situation.

Satan having been let loose to play his Game in this World, has improv’d his Time to the utmost; he has not fail’d on all Occasions to exert his Hatred, Rage, and Malice at his Conqueror and Enemy, namely, his Maker; he has nor fail’d, from Principles of meer Envy and Pride, to pursue Mankind with all possible Rancour, in order to deprive him of the Honour and Felicity which he was created for, namely, to succeed the Devil and his Angels in the State of Glory from which they fell.

Satan, having been unleashed to play his game in this world, has made the most of his time; he has consistently shown his hatred, rage, and malice towards his conqueror and enemy, namely, his Maker; he has not hesitated, out of sheer envy and pride, to pursue humanity with all possible bitterness, aiming to take away the honor and happiness for which they were created, specifically, to succeed the Devil and his angels in the state of glory from which they fell.

[Pg 408]This Hatred of God and Envy at Man, having broken out in so many several Ways in the whole Series of Time from the Creation, must necessarily have greatly encreased his Guilt; and as Heaven is righteous to judge him, must terminate in an encrease of Punishment, adequate to his Crime, and sufficient to his Nature.

[Pg 408]This hatred of God and envy of humanity, which has shown itself in many ways throughout time since creation, must have significantly increased his guilt; and since Heaven is just in its judgment, it must result in a punishment that matches his crime and is suitable for his nature.

Some have suggested, that there is yet a Time to come, when the Devil shall exert more Rage, and do more Mischief than ever yet he has been permitted to do; whether he shall break his Chain, or be unchain’d for a Time, they cannot tell, nor I neither; and ’tis happy for my Work, that even this Part too does not belong to his History; if ever it shall be given an Account of by Mankind, it must be after it is come to pass, for my Part is not Prophesy of foretelling what the Devil shall do, but History of what he has done.

Some have suggested that there will come a time when the Devil will unleash more fury and cause more chaos than ever before. They can’t say whether he will break free from his chains or be unchained for a period, and neither can I. Luckily for my work, this part doesn’t belong to his story. If it is ever recorded by humanity, it must be after it happens, because my focus is not on predicting what the Devil will do, but on documenting what he has done.

Thus, good People, I have brought the History of the Devil down to your own Times; I have, as it were, rais’d him for you, and set him in your View, that you may know him and have a Care of him.

Thus, good people, I have brought the history of the Devil down to your own times; I have, in a way, raised him for you and put him in your view so that you can recognize him and be cautious of him.

If any cunninger Men among you think they are able now to lay him again, and so dispose of him out of your Sight, that you shall be troubled no more with him, either here or hereafter, let them go to work with him their own Way; you know Things future do not belong to an Historian, so I leave him among you, wishing you may be able to give no worse an Account of him for the Time to come, than I have done for the Time past.

If any cleverer people among you think they can now get rid of him again and keep him out of your sight, so you won’t be bothered by him anymore, either now or later, let them handle him however they want; you know that future events aren’t the business of a historian, so I’ll leave him with you, hoping you can report no worse about him in the future than I have for the past.

 

 

F I N I S.

 

 


Footnotes:

References:

[1] N. B. He never refus’d setting his hand to any opinion, which he thought it for his interest to acknowledge.

[1] Note: He never refused to lend his support to any viewpoint that he believed would benefit him.

[2] Mean’t of nothing.

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ Means nothing.

[3] Mr. Pool’s words are these: Some refer the words, This day have I begotten thee, to the incarnation of the Son of God, others to the Resurrection: our Translators lay the stress on the preposition of which the verb is compounded, and by adding again, (viz.) rais’d up Jesus again, Acts xiii. 33. intend it to be understood of the Resurrection; and there is ground for it, in the context, for the Resurrection of Christ, is that which St. Paul had propounded in v. 30. of the same Chapter, as his theme or argument to preach upon.

[3] Mr. Pool says: Some people connect the phrase, This day have I begotten thee, to the incarnation of the Son of God, while others link it to the Resurrection. Our translators emphasize the preposition that the verb is based on and by adding again (specifically, raised up Jesus again, Acts xiii. 33), they intend for it to refer to the Resurrection. This interpretation is supported by the context, as the Resurrection of Christ is what St. Paul introduced in verse 30 of the same chapter as his topic or message to preach about.

Not that Christ at his Resurrection began to be the Son of God, but that he was manifested then to be so.

Not that Christ became the Son of God at his Resurrection, but that he was shown to be so at that time.

[4] Satan.

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ Devil.

[5] The meaning of the word Devil is Destroyer. See Pool upon Acts xiii. 10.

[5] The meaning of the word Devil is Destroyer. See Pool on Acts xiii. 10.

[6] As great as the Devil and Doctor Faustus. Vulg. Dr. Foster.

[6] As great as the Devil and Doctor Faustus. Vulg. Dr. Foster.

 

 


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