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This etext was produced from Galaxy Science Fiction January 1955. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.
This etext was produced from Galaxy Science Fiction January 1955. Extensive research did not find any evidence that the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.

The Tunnel
Under
The World
By FREDERIK POHL
Illustrated by EMSH
Pinching yourself is no way to see if you are dreaming. Surgical instruments? Well, yes—but a mechanic's kit is best of all!
Pinching yourself isn't a good way to figure out if you're dreaming. Surgical tools? Sure—but a mechanic's toolkit is the best of all!

n the morning of June 15th, Guy Burckhardt woke up screaming out of a dream.
On the morning of June 15th, Guy Burckhardt woke up screaming from a dream.
It was more real than any dream he had ever had in his life. He could still hear and feel the sharp, ripping-metal explosion, the violent heave that had tossed him furiously out of bed, the searing wave of heat.
It was more real than any dream he had ever had in his life. He could still hear and feel the sharp, ripping-metal explosion, the violent heave that had tossed him furiously out of bed, the searing wave of heat.
He sat up convulsively and stared, not believing what he saw, at the quiet room and the bright sunlight coming in the window.
He sat up suddenly and stared, unable to believe what he was seeing, at the calm room and the bright sunlight pouring in through the window.
He croaked, "Mary?"
He said hoarsely, "Mary?"
His wife was not in the bed next to him. The covers were tumbled and awry, as though she had just left it, and the memory of the dream was so strong that instinctively he found himself searching the floor to see if the dream explosion had thrown her down.
His wife wasn’t in the bed beside him. The covers were messy and askew, as if she had just gotten out of it, and the memory of the dream was so vivid that he instinctively started looking on the floor to check if the dream explosion had knocked her down.

But she wasn't there. Of course she wasn't, he told himself, looking at the familiar vanity and slipper chair, the uncracked window, the unbuckled wall. It had only been a dream.
But she wasn't there. Of course she wasn't, he reminded himself, staring at the familiar vanity and slipper chair, the intact window, the unblemished wall. It had just been a dream.
"Guy?" His wife was calling him querulously from the foot of the stairs. "Guy, dear, are you all right?"
"Guy?" His wife was calling him with a hint of annoyance from the bottom of the stairs. "Guy, honey, are you okay?"
He called weakly, "Sure."
He said weakly, "Sure."
There was a pause. Then Mary said doubtfully, "Breakfast is ready. Are you sure you're all right? I thought I heard you yelling—"
There was a pause. Then Mary said uncertainly, "Breakfast is ready. Are you sure you’re okay? I thought I heard you yelling—"
Burckhardt said more confidently, "I had a bad dream, honey. Be right down."
Burckhardt said more confidently, "I had a bad dream, babe. I'll be right down."

n the shower, punching the lukewarm-and-cologne he favored, he told himself that it had been a beaut of a dream. Still, bad dreams weren't unusual, especially bad dreams about explosions. In the past thirty years of H-bomb jitters, who had not dreamed of explosions?
In the shower, hitting the lukewarm water mixed with the cologne he liked, he reminded himself that it had been an amazing dream. Still, bad dreams weren’t unusual, especially nightmares about explosions. In the past thirty years of H-bomb anxiety, who hadn't dreamed of explosions?
Even Mary had dreamed of them, it turned out, for he started to tell her about the dream, but she cut him off. "You did?" Her voice was astonished. "Why, dear, I dreamed the same thing! Well, almost the same thing. I didn't actually hear anything. I dreamed that something woke me up, and then there was a sort of quick bang, and then something hit me on the head. And that was all. Was yours like that?"
Even Mary had dreamed about them, it turned out, because he began to tell her about the dream, but she interrupted him. "You did?" Her voice was filled with surprise. "Well, I dreamed something similar! Almost the same thing. I didn't actually hear anything. I dreamed that something woke me up, and then there was this quick bang, and then something hit me on the head. And that was it. Was yours like that?"
Burckhardt coughed. "Well, no," he said. Mary was not one of these strong-as-a-man, brave-as-a-tiger women. It was not necessary, he thought, to tell her all the little details of the dream that made it seem so real. No need to mention the splintered ribs, and the salt bubble in his throat, and the agonized knowledge that this was death. He said, "Maybe there really was some kind of explosion downtown. Maybe we heard it and it started us dreaming."
Burckhardt coughed. "Well, no," he said. Mary wasn't one of those strong-as-a-man, brave-as-a-tiger women. He figured it wasn't necessary to share all the little details of the dream that made it feel so real. There was no need to mention the broken ribs, the salty bubble in his throat, or the painful realization that this was death. He said, "Maybe there really was some sort of explosion downtown. Maybe we heard it and it triggered the dream."
Mary reached over and patted his hand absently. "Maybe," she agreed. "It's almost half-past eight, dear. Shouldn't you hurry? You don't want to be late to the office."
Mary reached over and patted his hand absentmindedly. "Maybe," she said. "It's almost 8:30, honey. Shouldn't you hurry? You don't want to be late for work."
He gulped his food, kissed her and rushed out—not so much to be on time as to see if his guess had been right.
He quickly ate his food, kissed her, and hurried out—not so much to be on time, but to see if his guess was correct.
But downtown Tylerton looked as it always had. Coming in on the bus, Burckhardt watched critically out the window, seeking evidence of an explosion. There wasn't any. If anything, Tylerton looked better than it ever had before: It was a beautiful crisp day, the sky was cloudless, the buildings were clean and inviting. They had, he observed, steam-blasted the Power & Light Building, the town's only skyscraper—that was the penalty of having Contro Chemical's main plant on the outskirts of town; the fumes from the cascade stills left their mark on stone buildings.
But downtown Tylerton looked just like it always had. As Burckhardt rode in on the bus, he watched critically out the window, looking for signs of an explosion. There weren’t any. If anything, Tylerton seemed better than ever: It was a beautiful, crisp day, the sky was clear, and the buildings were clean and welcoming. He noticed that they had steam-blasted the Power & Light Building, the town's only skyscraper—that was the cost of having Contro Chemical's main plant on the edge of town; the fumes from the cascade stills left their mark on the stone buildings.
None of the usual crowd were on the bus, so there wasn't anyone Burckhardt could ask about the explosion. And by the time he got out at the corner of Fifth and Lehigh and the bus rolled away with a muted diesel moan, he had pretty well convinced himself that it was all imagination.
None of the usual crowd was on the bus, so there wasn't anyone Burckhardt could ask about the explosion. And by the time he got off at the corner of Fifth and Lehigh and the bus pulled away with a quiet diesel groan, he had pretty much convinced himself that it was all in his head.
He stopped at the cigar stand in the lobby of his office building, but Ralph wasn't behind the counter. The man who sold him his pack of cigarettes was a stranger.
He stopped at the cigar stand in the lobby of his office building, but Ralph wasn't at the counter. The guy who sold him his pack of cigarettes was a stranger.
"Where's Mr. Stebbins?" Burckhardt asked.
"Where's Mr. Stebbins?" Burckhardt asked.
The man said politely, "Sick, sir. He'll be in tomorrow. A pack of Marlins today?"
The man said politely, "He's sick, sir. He'll be in tomorrow. A pack of Marlboros today?"
"Chesterfields," Burckhardt corrected.
"Chesterfields," Burckhardt clarified.
"Certainly, sir," the man said. But what he took from the rack and slid across the counter was an unfamiliar green-and-yellow pack.
"Of course, sir," the man said. But what he grabbed from the shelf and slid across the counter was an unfamiliar green-and-yellow package.
"Do try these, sir," he suggested. "They contain an anti-cough factor. Ever notice how ordinary cigarettes make you choke every once in a while?"
"Give these a try, sir," he suggested. "They have a cough suppressant in them. Have you ever noticed how regular cigarettes make you cough sometimes?"

urckhardt said suspiciously, "I never heard of this brand."
Urckhardt said suspiciously, "I've never heard of this brand."
"Of course not. They're something new." Burckhardt hesitated, and the man said persuasively, "Look, try them out at my risk. If you don't like them, bring back the empty pack and I'll refund your money. Fair enough?"
"Of course not. They're something new." Burckhardt paused, and the man said convincingly, "Look, give them a try at my risk. If you don't like them, just bring back the empty pack and I'll give you your money back. Sound good?"
Burckhardt shrugged. "How can I lose? But give me a pack of Chesterfields, too, will you?"
Burckhardt shrugged. "How can I lose? But can you get me a pack of Chesterfields as well?"
He opened the pack and lit one while he waited for the elevator. They weren't bad, he decided, though he was suspicious of cigarettes that had the tobacco chemically treated in any way. But he didn't think much of Ralph's stand-in; it would raise hell with the trade at the cigar stand if the man tried to give every customer the same high-pressure sales talk.
He opened the pack and lit one while he waited for the elevator. They weren't bad, he thought, although he was wary of cigarettes that had any chemical treatments. But he didn't have a high opinion of Ralph's replacement; it would cause a lot of trouble for the cigar stand if the guy tried to give every customer the same aggressive sales pitch.
The elevator door opened with a low-pitched sound of music. Burckhardt and two or three others got in and he nodded to them as the door closed. The thread of music switched off and the speaker in the ceiling of the cab began its usual commercials.
The elevator door opened with a soft jingle. Burckhardt and two or three others stepped in, and he nodded at them as the door closed. The music cut out, and the speaker in the ceiling of the cab started the usual ads.
No, not the usual commercials, Burckhardt realized. He had been exposed to the captive-audience commercials so long that they hardly registered on the outer ear any more, but what was coming from the recorded program in the basement of the building caught his attention. It wasn't merely that the brands were mostly unfamiliar; it was a difference in pattern.
No, not the usual commercials, Burckhardt realized. He had been exposed to the captive-audience commercials for so long that they barely registered on his outer ear anymore, but what was coming from the recorded program in the basement of the building caught his attention. It wasn't just that the brands were mostly unfamiliar; it was a different pattern.
There were jingles with an insistent, bouncy rhythm, about soft drinks he had never tasted. There was a rapid patter dialogue between what sounded like two ten-year-old boys about a candy bar, followed by an authoritative bass rumble: "Go right out and get a DELICIOUS Choco-Bite and eat your TANGY Choco-Bite all up. That's Choco-Bite!" There was a sobbing female whine: "I wish I had a Feckle Freezer! I'd do anything for a Feckle Freezer!" Burckhardt reached his floor and left the elevator in the middle of the last one. It left him a little uneasy. The commercials were not for familiar brands; there was no feeling of use and custom to them.
There were catchy jingles with a lively, upbeat rhythm about soft drinks he had never tried. There was a quick back-and-forth conversation between two kids who sounded like they were ten about a candy bar, followed by a deep, commanding voice: "Go out and get a DELICIOUS Choco-Bite and eat your TANGY Choco-Bite all up. That's Choco-Bite!" Then, a whiny female voice said, "I wish I had a Feckle Freezer! I'd do anything for a Feckle Freezer!" Burckhardt reached his floor and got off the elevator in the middle of the last commercial. It left him feeling a bit uneasy. The commercials were for brands he didn’t recognize; there was no sense of familiarity or routine with them.
But the office was happily normal—except that Mr. Barth wasn't in. Miss Mitkin, yawning at the reception desk, didn't know exactly why. "His home phoned, that's all. He'll be in tomorrow."
But the office was perfectly normal—except that Mr. Barth wasn't there. Miss Mitkin, yawning at the reception desk, wasn't entirely sure why. "His home called, that's all. He'll be in tomorrow."
"Maybe he went to the plant. It's right near his house."
"Maybe he went to the factory. It's really close to his house."
She looked indifferent. "Yeah."
She seemed uninterested. "Yeah."
A thought struck Burckhardt. "But today is June 15th! It's quarterly tax return day—he has to sign the return!"
A thought hit Burckhardt. "But today is June 15th! It's time for the quarterly tax return—he needs to sign the return!"
Miss Mitkin shrugged to indicate that that was Burckhardt's problem, not hers. She returned to her nails.
Miss Mitkin shrugged to show that was Burckhardt's issue, not hers. She went back to her nails.
Thoroughly exasperated, Burckhardt went to his desk. It wasn't that he couldn't sign the tax returns as well as Barth, he thought resentfully. It simply wasn't his job, that was all; it was a responsibility that Barth, as office manager for Contro Chemicals' downtown office, should have taken.
Thoroughly frustrated, Burckhardt walked over to his desk. It wasn't that he couldn't sign the tax returns just as well as Barth; he felt a mix of resentment about it. It simply wasn't his job, that was all; it was a responsibility that Barth, as the office manager for Contro Chemicals' downtown office, should have handled.

e thought briefly of calling Barth at his home or trying to reach him at the factory, but he gave up the idea quickly enough. He didn't really care much for the people at the factory and the less contact he had with them, the better. He had been to the factory once, with Barth; it had been a confusing and, in a way, a frightening experience. Barring a handful of executives and engineers, there wasn't a soul in the factory—that is, Burckhardt corrected himself, remembering what Barth had told him, not a living soul—just the machines.
He briefly considered calling Barth at home or trying to reach him at the factory, but he quickly abandoned the idea. He didn’t really like the people at the factory, and the less he had to deal with them, the better. He had visited the factory once with Barth; it had been a confusing and, in a way, a frightening experience. Aside from a handful of executives and engineers, there wasn’t a single person in the factory—that is, Burckhardt reminded himself, not a living soul—just the machines.
According to Barth, each machine was controlled by a sort of computer which reproduced, in its electronic snarl, the actual memory and mind of a human being. It was an unpleasant thought. Barth, laughing, had assured him that there was no Frankenstein business of robbing graveyards and implanting brains in machines. It was only a matter, he said, of transferring a man's habit patterns from brain cells to vacuum-tube cells. It didn't hurt the man and it didn't make the machine into a monster.
According to Barth, each machine was managed by a kind of computer that replicated, in its electronic glitches, the actual memory and mindset of a human being. It was an unsettling idea. Barth, laughing, had reassured him that there was no creepy business of robbing graves and putting brains in machines. It was simply about moving a person's habit patterns from brain cells to vacuum-tube cells. It didn’t harm the person, and it didn’t turn the machine into a monster.
But they made Burckhardt uncomfortable all the same.
But they still made Burckhardt uncomfortable.
He put Barth and the factory and all his other little irritations out of his mind and tackled the tax returns. It took him until noon to verify the figures—which Barth could have done out of his memory and his private ledger in ten minutes, Burckhardt resentfully reminded himself.
He pushed Barth, the factory, and all his other minor annoyances out of his mind and started working on the tax returns. It took him until noon to check the numbers—which Barth could have done from memory and his personal ledger in ten minutes, Burckhardt bitterly reminded himself.
He sealed them in an envelope and walked out to Miss Mitkin. "Since Mr. Barth isn't here, we'd better go to lunch in shifts," he said. "You can go first."
He put them in an envelope and walked over to Miss Mitkin. "Since Mr. Barth isn’t here, we should probably have lunch in shifts," he said. "You can go first."
"Thanks." Miss Mitkin languidly took her bag out of the desk drawer and began to apply makeup.
"Thanks." Miss Mitkin casually took her bag out of the desk drawer and started putting on makeup.
Burckhardt offered her the envelope. "Drop this in the mail for me, will you? Uh—wait a minute. I wonder if I ought to phone Mr. Barth to make sure. Did his wife say whether he was able to take phone calls?"
Burckhardt handed her the envelope. "Can you mail this for me? Uh—hold on a second. I wonder if I should call Mr. Barth to check. Did his wife mention if he was able to take phone calls?"
"Didn't say." Miss Mitkin blotted her lips carefully with a Kleenex. "Wasn't his wife, anyway. It was his daughter who called and left the message."
"Didn't say." Miss Mitkin dabbed her lips gently with a Kleenex. "Wasn't his wife, anyway. It was his daughter who called and left the message."
"The kid?" Burckhardt frowned. "I thought she was away at school."
"The kid?" Burckhardt frowned. "I thought she was away at school."
"She called, that's all I know."
"She called; that's all I know."
Burckhardt went back to his own office and stared distastefully at the unopened mail on his desk. He didn't like nightmares; they spoiled his whole day. He should have stayed in bed, like Barth.
Burckhardt returned to his office and looked unhappily at the unopened mail on his desk. He didn't like having nightmares; they ruined his entire day. He should have just stayed in bed, like Barth.

funny thing happened on his way home. There was a disturbance at the corner where he usually caught his bus—someone was screaming something about a new kind of deep-freeze—so he walked an extra block. He saw the bus coming and started to trot. But behind him, someone was calling his name. He looked over his shoulder; a small harried-looking man was hurrying toward him.
A funny thing happened on his way home. There was some commotion at the corner where he usually caught his bus—someone was yelling about a new type of deep-freeze—so he walked an extra block. He spotted the bus coming and began to jog. But behind him, someone was calling his name. He glanced back; a small, stressed-looking man was rushing toward him.
Burckhardt hesitated, and then recognized him. It was a casual acquaintance named Swanson. Burckhardt sourly observed that he had already missed the bus.
Burckhardt hesitated, then realized who he was. It was a person he knew casually named Swanson. Burckhardt grimly noted that he had already missed the bus.
He said, "Hello."
He said, "Hi."
Swanson's face was desperately eager. "Burckhardt?" he asked inquiringly, with an odd intensity. And then he just stood there silently, watching Burckhardt's face, with a burning eagerness that dwindled to a faint hope and died to a regret. He was searching for something, waiting for something, Burckhardt thought. But whatever it was he wanted, Burckhardt didn't know how to supply it.
Swanson's face was full of desperate eagerness. "Burckhardt?" he asked, curious and intense. Then he just stood there quietly, watching Burckhardt's expression, his burning eagerness fading into a slight hope and then into regret. He seemed to be searching for something, waiting for something, Burckhardt thought. But whatever it was that Swanson wanted, Burckhardt had no idea how to provide it.
Burckhardt coughed and said again, "Hello, Swanson."
Burckhardt coughed and said again, "Hey, Swanson."
Swanson didn't even acknowledge the greeting. He merely sighed a very deep sigh.
Swanson didn't even respond to the greeting. He just let out a long, deep sigh.
"Nothing doing," he mumbled, apparently to himself. He nodded abstractedly to Burckhardt and turned away.
"Not happening," he mumbled, seemingly to himself. He nodded absentmindedly to Burckhardt and turned away.
Burckhardt watched the slumped shoulders disappear in the crowd. It was an odd sort of day, he thought, and one he didn't much like. Things weren't going right.
Burckhardt watched the drooping shoulders vanish into the crowd. It was a strange kind of day, he thought, and not one he enjoyed. Things weren't going well.
Riding home on the next bus, he brooded about it. It wasn't anything terrible or disastrous; it was something out of his experience entirely. You live your life, like any man, and you form a network of impressions and reactions. You expect things. When you open your medicine chest, your razor is expected to be on the second shelf; when you lock your front door, you expect to have to give it a slight extra tug to make it latch.
Riding home on the next bus, he thought about it. It wasn't anything awful or catastrophic; it was just out of his usual experience. You go through life like anyone else, building a web of memories and responses. You expect things. When you open your medicine cabinet, you expect your razor to be on the second shelf; when you lock your front door, you expect to have to pull it a little extra to make sure it latches.
It isn't the things that are right and perfect in your life that make it familiar. It is the things that are just a little bit wrong—the sticking latch, the light switch at the head of the stairs that needs an extra push because the spring is old and weak, the rug that unfailingly skids underfoot.
It’s not the things that are right and perfect in your life that make it feel familiar. It’s the things that are just a little bit off—the sticky latch, the light switch at the top of the stairs that needs an extra push because the spring is old and weak, the rug that always slides underfoot.
It wasn't just that things were wrong with the pattern of Burckhardt's life; it was that the wrong things were wrong. For instance, Barth hadn't come into the office, yet Barth always came in.
It wasn't just that something was off with Burckhardt's life; it was that the off things were really off. For example, Barth hadn't shown up to the office, and Barth always showed up.
Burckhardt brooded about it through dinner. He brooded about it, despite his wife's attempt to interest him in a game of bridge with the neighbors, all through the evening. The neighbors were people he liked—Anne and Farley Dennerman. He had known them all their lives. But they were odd and brooding, too, this night and he barely listened to Dennerman's complaints about not being able to get good phone service or his wife's comments on the disgusting variety of television commercials they had these days.
Burckhardt thought about it during dinner. He couldn’t shake it off, even though his wife tried to engage him in a game of bridge with the neighbors all evening. The neighbors, Anne and Farley Dennerman, were people he liked and had known for ages. But they were weird and moody that night, and he hardly paid attention to Dennerman’s rants about the poor phone service or his wife’s thoughts on the annoying range of TV commercials these days.
Burckhardt was well on the way to setting an all-time record for continuous abstraction when, around midnight, with a suddenness that surprised him—he was strangely aware of it happening—he turned over in his bed and, quickly and completely, fell asleep.
Burckhardt was well on his way to setting an all-time record for continuous thinking when, around midnight, with a suddenness that surprised him—he was oddly aware of it happening—he flipped over in his bed and, fast and completely, fell asleep.
II

n the morning of June 15th, Burckhardt woke up screaming.
On the morning of June 15th, Burckhardt woke up yelling.

It was more real than any dream he had ever had in his life. He could still hear the explosion, feel the blast that crushed him against a wall. It did not seem right that he should be sitting bolt upright in bed in an undisturbed room.
It was more real than any dream he had ever experienced. He could still hear the explosion and feel the force that slammed him against the wall. It didn’t seem right for him to be sitting straight up in bed in a quiet room.
His wife came pattering up the stairs. "Darling!" she cried. "What's the matter?"
His wife came up the stairs quickly. "Honey!" she called. "What's wrong?"
He mumbled, "Nothing. Bad dream."
He mumbled, "Nothing. Bad dream."
She relaxed, hand on heart. In an angry tone, she started to say: "You gave me such a shock—"
She relaxed, hand on her heart. In an angry tone, she started to say: "You gave me such a shock—"
But a noise from outside interrupted her. There was a wail of sirens and a clang of bells; it was loud and shocking.
But a noise from outside interrupted her. There was a wail of sirens and a clang of bells; it was loud and jarring.
The Burckhardts stared at each other for a heartbeat, then hurried fearfully to the window.
The Burckhardts looked at each other for a moment, then rushed nervously to the window.
There were no rumbling fire engines in the street, only a small panel truck, cruising slowly along. Flaring loudspeaker horns crowned its top. From them issued the screaming sound of sirens, growing in intensity, mixed with the rumble of heavy-duty engines and the sound of bells. It was a perfect record of fire engines arriving at a four-alarm blaze.
There were no loud fire engines in the street, just a small panel truck slowly rolling by. Big loudspeakers sat on top, blaring siren sounds that got louder, mixed with the growl of powerful engines and the ringing of bells. It was a perfect sound of fire engines showing up at a major fire.
Burckhardt said in amazement, "Mary, that's against the law! Do you know what they're doing? They're playing records of a fire. What are they up to?"
Burckhardt said in disbelief, "Mary, that's illegal! Do you realize what they're doing? They're playing recordings of a fire. What are they trying to accomplish?"
"Maybe it's a practical joke," his wife offered.
"Maybe it's a prank," his wife suggested.
"Joke? Waking up the whole neighborhood at six o'clock in the morning?" He shook his head. "The police will be here in ten minutes," he predicted. "Wait and see."
"Joke? Waking up the whole neighborhood at six in the morning?" He shook his head. "The police will be here in ten minutes," he said. "Just wait and see."
But the police weren't—not in ten minutes, or at all. Whoever the pranksters in the car were, they apparently had a police permit for their games.
But the police didn't show up—not in ten minutes, or at all. Whoever the pranksters in the car were, they apparently had a police permit for their antics.
The car took a position in the middle of the block and stood silent for a few minutes. Then there was a crackle from the speaker, and a giant voice chanted:
The car parked in the middle of the block and stayed silent for a few minutes. Then there was a crackle from the speaker, and a booming voice began to chant:
It went on and on. Every house on the block had faces staring out of windows by then. The voice was not merely loud; it was nearly deafening.
It just kept going. Every house on the block had people looking out of the windows by then. The voice wasn't just loud; it was almost deafening.
Burckhardt shouted to his wife, over the uproar, "What the hell is a Feckle Freezer?"
Burckhardt yelled to his wife, over the noise, "What the heck is a Feckle Freezer?"
"Some kind of a freezer, I guess, dear," she shrieked back unhelpfully.
"Some sort of freezer, I guess, dear," she yelled back unhelpfully.

bruptly the noise stopped and the truck stood silent. It was still misty morning; the Sun's rays came horizontally across the rooftops. It was impossible to believe that, a moment ago, the silent block had been bellowing the name of a freezer.
bruptly the noise stopped and the truck stood silent. It was still a misty morning; the Sun's rays came in sideways across the rooftops. It was hard to believe that just a moment ago, the quiet block had been shouting the name of a freezer.
"A crazy advertising trick," Burckhardt said bitterly. He yawned and turned away from the window. "Might as well get dressed. I guess that's the end of—"
"A wild advertising stunt," Burckhardt said bitterly. He yawned and turned away from the window. "Might as well get dressed. I guess that's the end of—"
The bellow caught him from behind; it was almost like a hard slap on the ears. A harsh, sneering voice, louder than the arch-angel's trumpet, howled:
The shout hit him from behind; it felt almost like a hard slap to the ears. A rough, mocking voice, louder than the archangel's trumpet, yelled:
"Have you got a freezer? It stinks! If it isn't a Feckle Freezer, it stinks! If it's a last year's Feckle Freezer, it stinks! Only this year's Feckle Freezer is any good at all! You know who owns an Ajax Freezer? Fairies own Ajax Freezers! You know who owns a Triplecold Freezer? Commies own Triplecold Freezers! Every freezer but a brand-new Feckle Freezer stinks!"
"Do you have a freezer? It smells! If it's not a Feckle Freezer, it smells! If it's last year's Feckle Freezer, it smells! Only this year's Feckle Freezer is any good at all! You know who has an Ajax Freezer? Fairies have Ajax Freezers! You know who has a Triplecold Freezer? Commies have Triplecold Freezers! Every freezer except a brand-new Feckle Freezer smells!"
The voice screamed inarticulately with rage. "I'm warning you! Get out and buy a Feckle Freezer right away! Hurry up! Hurry for Feckle! Hurry for Feckle! Hurry, hurry, hurry, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle...."
The voice yelled incoherently with anger. "I’m warning you! Go out and get a Feckle Freezer right now! Hurry up! Hurry for Feckle! Hurry for Feckle! Hurry, hurry, hurry, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle...."
It stopped eventually. Burckhardt licked his lips. He started to say to his wife, "Maybe we ought to call the police about—" when the speakers erupted again. It caught him off guard; it was intended to catch him off guard. It screamed:
It stopped eventually. Burckhardt licked his lips. He started to say to his wife, "Maybe we should call the police about—" when the speakers blasted again. It surprised him; it was meant to surprise him. It screamed:
"Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle. Cheap freezers ruin your food. You'll get sick and throw up. You'll get sick and die. Buy a Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle! Ever take a piece of meat out of the freezer you've got and see how rotten and moldy it is? Buy a Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle. Do you want to eat rotten, stinking food? Or do you want to wise up and buy a Feckle, Feckle, Feckle—"
"Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle. Cheap freezers ruin your food. You'll get sick and throw up. You'll get sick and die. Buy a Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle! Ever take a piece of meat out of the freezer you have and see how rotten and moldy it is? Buy a Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle. Do you want to eat rotten, stinking food? Or do you want to wise up and buy a Feckle, Feckle, Feckle—"
That did it. With fingers that kept stabbing the wrong holes, Burckhardt finally managed to dial the local police station. He got a busy signal—it was apparent that he was not the only one with the same idea—and while he was shakingly dialing again, the noise outside stopped.
That did it. With fingers that kept hitting the wrong buttons, Burckhardt finally managed to call the local police station. He got a busy signal—clearly, he wasn't the only one with that idea—and while he was nervously dialing again, the noise outside stopped.
He looked out the window. The truck was gone.
He looked out the window. The truck was gone.

urckhardt loosened his tie and ordered another Frosty-Flip from the waiter. If only they wouldn't keep the Crystal Cafe so hot! The new paint job—searing reds and blinding yellows—was bad enough, but someone seemed to have the delusion that this was January instead of June; the place was a good ten degrees warmer than outside.
Urckhardt loosened his tie and ordered another Frosty-Flip from the waiter. If only they wouldn't keep the Crystal Cafe so hot! The new paint job—intense reds and glaring yellows—was bad enough, but someone seemed to think it was January instead of June; the place was a solid ten degrees warmer than outside.
He swallowed the Frosty-Flip in two gulps. It had a kind of peculiar flavor, he thought, but not bad. It certainly cooled you off, just as the waiter had promised. He reminded himself to pick up a carton of them on the way home; Mary might like them. She was always interested in something new.
He downed the Frosty-Flip in two big gulps. It had a strange flavor, he thought, but it wasn’t bad. It definitely cooled you off, just like the waiter said it would. He reminded himself to grab a carton of them on the way home; Mary might like them. She was always into trying something new.
He stood up awkwardly as the girl came across the restaurant toward him. She was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen in Tylerton. Chin-height, honey-blonde hair and a figure that—well, it was all hers. There was no doubt in the world that the dress that clung to her was the only thing she wore. He felt as if he were blushing as she greeted him.
He stood up awkwardly as the girl walked across the restaurant toward him. She was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen in Tylerton. With chin-length, honey-blonde hair and a figure that—well, it was all hers. There was no doubt that the dress that hugged her was the only thing she wore. He felt like he was blushing as she greeted him.
"Mr. Burckhardt." The voice was like distant tomtoms. "It's wonderful of you to let me see you, after this morning."
"Mr. Burckhardt." The voice sounded like far-off drums. "It's great of you to meet with me after this morning."
He cleared his throat. "Not at all. Won't you sit down, Miss—"
He cleared his throat. "Not at all. Please, have a seat, Miss—"
"April Horn," she murmured, sitting down—beside him, not where he had pointed on the other side of the table. "Call me April, won't you?"
"April Horn," she said softly, sitting down next to him instead of where he had indicated on the other side of the table. "Just call me April, okay?"
She was wearing some kind of perfume, Burckhardt noted with what little of his mind was functioning at all. It didn't seem fair that she should be using perfume as well as everything else. He came to with a start and realized that the waiter was leaving with an order for filets mignon for two.
She was wearing some kind of perfume, Burckhardt noticed with whatever little of his mind was still working. It didn't seem fair that she should be using perfume along with everything else. He suddenly snapped back to reality and realized that the waiter was leaving with an order for filets mignon for two.
"Hey!" he objected.
"Hey!" he protested.
"Please, Mr. Burckhardt." Her shoulder was against his, her face was turned to him, her breath was warm, her expression was tender and solicitous. "This is all on the Feckle Corporation. Please let them—it's the least they can do."
"Please, Mr. Burckhardt." Her shoulder was against his, her face was turned to him, her breath was warm, her expression was tender and caring. "This is all on the Feckle Corporation. Please let them—it's the least they can do."
He felt her hand burrowing into his pocket.
He felt her hand digging into his pocket.
"I put the price of the meal into your pocket," she whispered conspiratorially. "Please do that for me, won't you? I mean I'd appreciate it if you'd pay the waiter—I'm old-fashioned about things like that."
"I slipped the cost of the meal into your pocket," she whispered secretly. "Can you do that for me, please? I’d really appreciate it if you could pay the waiter—I'm a bit old-school about stuff like that."
She smiled meltingly, then became mock-businesslike. "But you must take the money," she insisted. "Why, you're letting Feckle off lightly if you do! You could sue them for every nickel they've got, disturbing your sleep like that."
She smiled sweetly, then switched to a fake serious tone. "But you have to take the money," she insisted. "Seriously, you're going easy on Feckle if you don’t! You could sue them for every penny they've got for messing with your sleep like that."

ith a dizzy feeling, as though he had just seen someone make a rabbit disappear into a top hat, he said, "Why, it really wasn't so bad, uh, April. A little noisy, maybe, but—"
With a dizzy feeling, as though he had just seen someone make a rabbit disappear into a top hat, he said, "Wow, it really wasn't so bad, huh, April? A little noisy, maybe, but—"
"Oh, Mr. Burckhardt!" The blue eyes were wide and admiring. "I knew you'd understand. It's just that—well, it's such a wonderful freezer that some of the outside men get carried away, so to speak. As soon as the main office found out about what happened, they sent representatives around to every house on the block to apologize. Your wife told us where we could phone you—and I'm so very pleased that you were willing to let me have lunch with you, so that I could apologize, too. Because truly, Mr. Burckhardt, it is a fine freezer.
"Oh, Mr. Burckhardt!" The blue eyes were wide and admiring. "I knew you'd get it. It's just that—well, it's such a wonderful freezer that some of the guys outside get a little too excited, if you know what I mean. As soon as the main office heard about what happened, they sent people around to every house on the block to apologize. Your wife told us how to reach you—and I'm really glad you agreed to have lunch with me so I could apologize, too. Because honestly, Mr. Burckhardt, it is a great freezer."
"I shouldn't tell you this, but—" the blue eyes were shyly lowered—"I'd do almost anything for Feckle Freezers. It's more than a job to me." She looked up. She was enchanting. "I bet you think I'm silly, don't you?"
"I shouldn't say this, but—" her blue eyes went shyly down—"I'd do just about anything for Feckle Freezers. It means more to me than just a job." She looked up. She was captivating. "I bet you think I'm being silly, right?"
Burckhardt coughed. "Well, I—"
Burckhardt coughed. "Well, I—"
"Oh, you don't want to be unkind!" She shook her head. "No, don't pretend. You think it's silly. But really, Mr. Burckhardt, you wouldn't think so if you knew more about the Feckle. Let me show you this little booklet—"
"Oh, you don’t want to be rude!" She shook her head. "No, don’t act like that. You think it’s dumb. But honestly, Mr. Burckhardt, you wouldn’t think that if you knew more about the Feckle. Let me show you this little booklet—"
Burckhardt got back from lunch a full hour late. It wasn't only the girl who delayed him. There had been a curious interview with a little man named Swanson, whom he barely knew, who had stopped him with desperate urgency on the street—and then left him cold.
Burckhardt returned from lunch an hour late. It wasn't just the girl who held him up. He had an odd conversation with a short guy named Swanson, whom he hardly knew, who had stopped him on the street with a sense of urgency—and then left him hanging.
But it didn't matter much. Mr. Barth, for the first time since Burckhardt had worked there, was out for the day—leaving Burckhardt stuck with the quarterly tax returns.
But it didn't matter much. Mr. Barth, for the first time since Burckhardt had worked there, was out for the day—leaving Burckhardt stuck with the quarterly tax returns.
What did matter, though, was that somehow he had signed a purchase order for a twelve-cubic-foot Feckle Freezer, upright model, self-defrosting, list price $625, with a ten per cent "courtesy" discount—"Because of that horrid affair this morning, Mr. Burckhardt," she had said.
What really mattered was that he had somehow signed a purchase order for a twelve-cubic-foot Feckle Freezer, upright model, self-defrosting, list price $625, with a ten percent "courtesy" discount—"Because of that horrid affair this morning, Mr. Burckhardt," she had said.
And he wasn't sure how he could explain it to his wife.
And he wasn't sure how to explain it to his wife.

e needn't have worried. As he walked in the front door, his wife said almost immediately, "I wonder if we can't afford a new freezer, dear. There was a man here to apologize about that noise and—well, we got to talking and—"
We shouldn't have worried. As he walked in the front door, his wife said almost immediately, "I wonder if we can afford a new freezer, dear. A man came by to apologize for that noise and—well, we started talking and—"
She had signed a purchase order, too.
She had also signed a purchase order.
It had been the damnedest day, Burckhardt thought later, on his way up to bed. But the day wasn't done with him yet. At the head of the stairs, the weakened spring in the electric light switch refused to click at all. He snapped it back and forth angrily and, of course, succeeded in jarring the tumbler out of its pins. The wires shorted and every light in the house went out.
It had been the craziest day, Burckhardt thought later, on his way to bed. But the day wasn’t finished with him yet. At the top of the stairs, the failing spring in the light switch wouldn’t click at all. He flipped it back and forth angrily and, of course, ended up knocking the tumbler out of its pins. The wires shorted, and every light in the house went out.
"Damn!" said Guy Burckhardt.
"Damn!" said Guy Burckhardt.
"Fuse?" His wife shrugged sleepily. "Let it go till the morning, dear."
"Fuse?" His wife shrugged sleepily. "Just leave it for the morning, honey."
Burckhardt shook his head. "You go back to bed. I'll be right along."
Burckhardt shook his head. "You should go back to bed. I'll be there shortly."
It wasn't so much that he cared about fixing the fuse, but he was too restless for sleep. He disconnected the bad switch with a screwdriver, stumbled down into the black kitchen, found the flashlight and climbed gingerly down the cellar stairs. He located a spare fuse, pushed an empty trunk over to the fuse box to stand on and twisted out the old fuse.
It wasn't really that he wanted to fix the fuse, but he was too anxious to sleep. He unscrewed the faulty switch, made his way down to the dark kitchen, grabbed the flashlight, and carefully went down the cellar stairs. He found a spare fuse, moved an empty trunk over to the fuse box to stand on, and twisted out the old fuse.
When the new one was in, he heard the starting click and steady drone of the refrigerator in the kitchen overhead.
When the new one was on, he heard the click of it starting up and the constant hum of the refrigerator in the kitchen above.
He headed back to the steps, and stopped.
He walked back to the steps and paused.
Where the old trunk had been, the cellar floor gleamed oddly bright. He inspected it in the flashlight beam. It was metal!
Where the old trunk used to be, the cellar floor shone strangely bright. He checked it out in the flashlight beam. It was metal!
"Son of a gun," said Guy Burckhardt. He shook his head unbelievingly. He peered closer, rubbed the edges of the metallic patch with his thumb and acquired an annoying cut—the edges were sharp.
"Son of a gun," said Guy Burckhardt. He shook his head in disbelief. He leaned in closer, rubbed the edges of the metal patch with his thumb, and got an annoying cut—the edges were sharp.
The stained cement floor of the cellar was a thin shell. He found a hammer and cracked it off in a dozen spots—everywhere was metal.
The stained concrete floor of the cellar was just a thin layer. He found a hammer and chipped it away in a dozen places—there was metal everywhere.
The whole cellar was a copper box. Even the cement-brick walls were false fronts over a metal sheath!
The entire cellar was like a copper box. Even the cement-brick walls were just fake fronts hiding a metal shell!

affled, he attacked one of the foundation beams. That, at least, was real wood. The glass in the cellar windows was real glass.
Baffled, he attacked one of the foundation beams. That, at least, was real wood. The glass in the cellar windows was real glass.
He sucked his bleeding thumb and tried the base of the cellar stairs. Real wood. He chipped at the bricks under the oil burner. Real bricks. The retaining walls, the floor—they were faked.
He sucked on his bleeding thumb and checked the base of the cellar stairs. Real wood. He scraped at the bricks under the oil burner. Real bricks. The retaining walls, the floor—they were fake.
It was as though someone had shored up the house with a frame of metal and then laboriously concealed the evidence.
It was as if someone had reinforced the house with a metal frame and then carefully hidden the proof.
The biggest surprise was the upside-down boat hull that blocked the rear half of the cellar, relic of a brief home workshop period that Burckhardt had gone through a couple of years before. From above, it looked perfectly normal. Inside, though, where there should have been thwarts and seats and lockers, there was a mere tangle of braces, rough and unfinished.
The biggest surprise was the upside-down boat hull that blocked the back half of the cellar, a remnant of a short-lived home workshop phase that Burckhardt had gone through a couple of years earlier. From above, it looked completely normal. Inside, however, where there should have been benches and seats and storage, there was just a messy tangle of rough, unfinished braces.
"But I built that!" Burckhardt exclaimed, forgetting his thumb. He leaned against the hull dizzily, trying to think this thing through. For reasons beyond his comprehension, someone had taken his boat and his cellar away, maybe his whole house, and replaced them with a clever mock-up of the real thing.
"But I built that!" Burckhardt shouted, forgetting about his thumb. He leaned against the hull, feeling lightheaded, trying to process what was happening. For reasons he couldn't understand, someone had taken his boat and his cellar, maybe even his whole house, and swapped them for a clever imitation of the real thing.
"That's crazy," he said to the empty cellar. He stared around in the light of the flash. He whispered, "What in the name of Heaven would anybody do that for?"
"That's crazy," he said to the empty cellar. He looked around in the light of the flashlight. He whispered, "What on Earth would anyone do that for?"
Reason refused an answer; there wasn't any reasonable answer. For long minutes, Burckhardt contemplated the uncertain picture of his own sanity.
Reason didn’t provide an answer; there wasn’t a logical response. For several minutes, Burckhardt pondered the unclear status of his own sanity.
He peered under the boat again, hoping to reassure himself that it was a mistake, just his imagination. But the sloppy, unfinished bracing was unchanged. He crawled under for a better look, feeling the rough wood incredulously. Utterly impossible!
He looked under the boat again, hoping to convince himself that it was just a mistake, just his imagination. But the messy, incomplete bracing was still the same. He crawled underneath for a better look, feeling the rough wood in disbelief. Totally impossible!
He switched off the flashlight and started to wriggle out. But he didn't make it. In the moment between the command to his legs to move and the crawling out, he felt a sudden draining weariness flooding through him.
He turned off the flashlight and began to squirm out. But he couldn’t do it. In the moment between telling his legs to move and actually crawling out, he felt an overwhelming wave of exhaustion wash over him.
Consciousness went—not easily, but as though it were being taken away, and Guy Burckhardt was asleep.
Consciousness faded—not quickly, but as if it were being taken away, and Guy Burckhardt fell asleep.
III

n the morning of June 16th, Guy Burckhardt woke up in a cramped position huddled under the hull of the boat in his basement—and raced upstairs to find it was June 15th.
On the morning of June 16th, Guy Burckhardt woke up in a tight spot, curled up under the hull of the boat in his basement—and rushed upstairs to discover it was still June 15th.
The first thing he had done was to make a frantic, hasty inspection of the boat hull, the faked cellar floor, the imitation stone. They were all as he had remembered them—all completely unbelievable.
The first thing he did was rush to check the boat hull, the fake cellar floor, and the imitation stone. They were just as he remembered—completely unbelievable.
The kitchen was its placid, unexciting self. The electric clock was purring soberly around the dial. Almost six o'clock, it said. His wife would be waking at any moment.
The kitchen was calm and unremarkable. The electric clock was quietly ticking around the dial. It was almost six o'clock, it indicated. His wife would be waking up any minute now.
Burckhardt flung open the front door and stared out into the quiet street. The morning paper was tossed carelessly against the steps—and as he retrieved it, he noticed that this was the 15th day of June.
Burckhardt swung open the front door and looked out at the quiet street. The morning paper was haphazardly tossed on the steps—and as he picked it up, he realized that today was the 15th of June.
But that was impossible. Yesterday was the 15th of June. It was not a date one would forget—it was quarterly tax-return day.
But that was impossible. Yesterday was June 15th. It was not a date anyone would forget—it was the day for quarterly tax returns.
He went back into the hall and picked up the telephone; he dialed for Weather Information, and got a well-modulated chant: "—and cooler, some showers. Barometric pressure thirty point zero four, rising ... United States Weather Bureau forecast for June 15th. Warm and sunny, with high around—"
He went back into the hall and picked up the phone; he dialed for Weather Information and got a smooth announcement: "—and cooler, some showers. Barometric pressure thirty point zero four, rising ... United States Weather Bureau forecast for June 15th. Warm and sunny, with a high around—"
He hung the phone up. June 15th.
He hung up the phone. June 15th.
"Holy heaven!" Burckhardt said prayerfully. Things were very odd indeed. He heard the ring of his wife's alarm and bounded up the stairs.
"Holy heaven!" Burckhardt exclaimed with a prayerful tone. Things were really strange. He heard his wife's alarm ringing and quickly dashed up the stairs.
Mary Burckhardt was sitting upright in bed with the terrified, uncomprehending stare of someone just waking out of a nightmare.
Mary Burckhardt was sitting up in bed with the terrified, blank stare of someone just coming out of a nightmare.
"Oh!" she gasped, as her husband came in the room. "Darling, I just had the most terrible dream! It was like an explosion and—"
"Oh!" she exclaimed as her husband entered the room. "Babe, I just had the most terrible dream! It was like an explosion and—"
"Again?" Burckhardt asked, not very sympathetically. "Mary, something's funny! I knew there was something wrong all day yesterday and—"
"Again?" Burckhardt asked, not sounding very sympathetic. "Mary, something's off! I knew there was something wrong all day yesterday and—"
He went on to tell her about the copper box that was the cellar, and the odd mock-up someone had made of his boat. Mary looked astonished, then alarmed, then placatory and uneasy.
He started telling her about the copper box that was the cellar and the weird model someone had made of his boat. Mary looked amazed, then worried, then calming and uncomfortable.
She said, "Dear, are you sure? Because I was cleaning that old trunk out just last week and I didn't notice anything."
She said, "Honey, are you sure? Because I cleaned out that old trunk just last week and I didn't see anything."
"Positive!" said Guy Burckhardt. "I dragged it over to the wall to step on it to put a new fuse in after we blew the lights out and—"
"Definitely!" said Guy Burckhardt. "I pulled it over to the wall to step on it so I could put in a new fuse after we blew the lights out and—"
"After we what?" Mary was looking more than merely alarmed.
"After we what?" Mary looked more than just alarmed.
"After we blew the lights out. You know, when the switch at the head of the stairs stuck. I went down to the cellar and—"
"After we turned off the lights. You know, when the switch at the top of the stairs got stuck. I went down to the basement and—"
Mary sat up in bed. "Guy, the switch didn't stick. I turned out the lights myself last night."
Mary sat up in bed. "Guy, the switch didn't get stuck. I turned off the lights myself last night."
Burckhardt glared at his wife. "Now I know you didn't! Come here and take a look!"
Burckhardt glared at his wife. "Now I know you didn't! Come over here and check this out!"
He stalked out to the landing and dramatically pointed to the bad switch, the one that he had unscrewed and left hanging the night before....
He stormed out to the landing and dramatically pointed at the faulty switch, the one he had unscrewed and left hanging the night before....
Only it wasn't. It was as it had always been. Unbelieving, Burckhardt pressed it and the lights sprang up in both halls.
Only it wasn't. It was just as it had always been. In disbelief, Burckhardt pressed it, and the lights turned on in both halls.

ary, looking pale and worried, left him to go down to the kitchen and start breakfast. Burckhardt stood staring at the switch for a long time. His mental processes were gone beyond the point of disbelief and shock; they simply were not functioning.
Mary, looking pale and worried, left him to head down to the kitchen and start breakfast. Burckhardt stood staring at the switch for a long time. His thoughts had passed the point of disbelief and shock; they just weren't working at all.
He shaved and dressed and ate his breakfast in a state of numb introspection. Mary didn't disturb him; she was apprehensive and soothing. She kissed him good-by as he hurried out to the bus without another word.
He shaved, got dressed, and had his breakfast while lost in thought. Mary didn’t interrupt him; she felt anxious but tried to be calm. She kissed him goodbye as he rushed out to the bus without saying anything else.
Miss Mitkin, at the reception desk, greeted him with a yawn. "Morning," she said drowsily. "Mr. Barth won't be in today."
Miss Mitkin, at the reception desk, greeted him with a yawn. "Morning," she said sleepily. "Mr. Barth isn’t coming in today."
Burckhardt started to say something, but checked himself. She would not know that Barth hadn't been in yesterday, either, because she was tearing a June 14th pad off her calendar to make way for the "new" June 15th sheet.
Burckhardt began to say something but stopped himself. She wouldn’t realize that Barth hadn’t been in yesterday either, as she was tearing off a June 14th page from her calendar to make room for the “new” June 15th page.
He staggered to his own desk and stared unseeingly at the morning's mail. It had not even been opened yet, but he knew that the Factory Distributors envelope contained an order for twenty thousand feet of the new acoustic tile, and the one from Finebeck & Sons was a complaint.
He stumbled to his desk and blankly stared at the morning mail. It hadn't even been opened yet, but he knew that the Factory Distributors envelope had an order for twenty thousand feet of the new acoustic tile, and the one from Finebeck & Sons was a complaint.
After a long while, he forced himself to open them. They were.
After a long time, he made himself open them. They were.
By lunchtime, driven by a desperate sense of urgency, Burckhardt made Miss Mitkin take her lunch hour first—the June-fifteenth-that-was-yesterday, he had gone first. She went, looking vaguely worried about his strained insistence, but it made no difference to Burckhardt's mood.
By lunchtime, fueled by a desperate sense of urgency, Burckhardt made Miss Mitkin take her lunch hour first—the June fifteenth that was yesterday, he had gone first. She left, looking somewhat concerned about his intense insistence, but it didn’t affect Burckhardt's mood.
The phone rang and Burckhardt picked it up abstractedly. "Contro Chemicals Downtown, Burckhardt speaking."
The phone rang, and Burckhardt picked it up absentmindedly. "Contro Chemicals Downtown, Burckhardt speaking."
The voice said, "This is Swanson," and stopped.
The voice said, "This is Swanson," and then went silent.
Burckhardt waited expectantly, but that was all. He said, "Hello?"
Burckhardt waited with anticipation, but that was it. He said, "Hello?"
Again the pause. Then Swanson asked in sad resignation, "Still nothing, eh?"
Again the pause. Then Swanson asked in a tone of sad acceptance, "Still nothing, huh?"
"Nothing what? Swanson, is there something you want? You came up to me yesterday and went through this routine. You—"
"What's up? Swanson, do you want something? You came over to me yesterday and went through this whole thing. You—"
The voice crackled: "Burckhardt! Oh, my good heavens, you remember! Stay right there—I'll be down in half an hour!"
The voice crackled: "Burckhardt! Oh, my god, you remember! Stay right there—I'll be down in thirty minutes!"
"What's this all about?"
"What's going on here?"
"Never mind," the little man said exultantly. "Tell you about it when I see you. Don't say any more over the phone—somebody may be listening. Just wait there. Say, hold on a minute. Will you be alone in the office?"
"Forget it," the little man said happily. "I'll tell you about it when I see you. Don’t say anything else over the phone—someone might be listening. Just wait there. Hang on a second. Will you be alone in the office?"
"Well, no. Miss Mitkin will probably—"
"Well, no. Miss Mitkin will probably—"
"Hell. Look, Burckhardt, where do you eat lunch? Is it good and noisy?"
"Hell. Hey, Burckhardt, where do you grab lunch? Is it nice and lively?"
"Why, I suppose so. The Crystal Cafe. It's just about a block—"
"Yeah, I guess so. The Crystal Cafe. It's only about a block—"
"I know where it is. Meet you in half an hour!" And the receiver clicked.
"I know where it is. I'll meet you in thirty minutes!" Then the call ended.

he Crystal Cafe was no longer painted red, but the temperature was still up. And they had added piped-in music interspersed with commercials. The advertisements were for Frosty-Flip, Marlin Cigarettes—"They're sanitized," the announcer purred—and something called Choco-Bite candy bars that Burckhardt couldn't remember ever having heard of before. But he heard more about them quickly enough.
The Crystal Cafe wasn't painted red anymore, but it was still hot inside. They had added music playing through the speakers, mixed in with commercials. The ads were for Frosty-Flip, Marlin Cigarettes—"They're sanitized," the announcer smoothly said—and a candy bar called Choco-Bite that Burckhardt couldn't recall ever hearing about before. But he soon heard plenty about them.
While he was waiting for Swanson to show up, a girl in the cellophane skirt of a nightclub cigarette vendor came through the restaurant with a tray of tiny scarlet-wrapped candies.
While he was waiting for Swanson to arrive, a girl in a cellophane skirt, like a nightclub cigarette vendor, walked through the restaurant with a tray of tiny scarlet-wrapped candies.
"Choco-Bites are tangy," she was murmuring as she came close to his table. "Choco-Bites are tangier than tangy!"
"Choco-Bites are tangy," she was whispering as she approached his table. "Choco-Bites are tangier than tangy!"
Burckhardt, intent on watching for the strange little man who had phoned him, paid little attention. But as she scattered a handful of the confections over the table next to his, smiling at the occupants, he caught a glimpse of her and turned to stare.
Burckhardt, focused on looking for the odd little man who had called him, didn’t pay much attention. But when she tossed a handful of sweets onto the table beside his and smiled at the people there, he glanced over and couldn’t help but stare.
"Why, Miss Horn!" he said.
"Why, Miss Horn!" he said.
The girl dropped her tray of candies.
The girl dropped her tray of candy.
Burckhardt rose, concerned over the girl. "Is something wrong?"
Burckhardt stood up, worried about the girl. "Is something wrong?"
But she fled.
But she ran away.
The manager of the restaurant was staring suspiciously at Burckhardt, who sank back in his seat and tried to look inconspicuous. He hadn't insulted the girl! Maybe she was just a very strictly reared young lady, he thought—in spite of the long bare legs under the cellophane skirt—and when he addressed her, she thought he was a masher.
The restaurant manager was eyeing Burckhardt suspiciously, who leaned back in his seat and tried not to draw attention to himself. He hadn't disrespected the girl! Maybe she was just a very prim young woman, he thought—in spite of the long bare legs under her cellophane skirt—and when he spoke to her, she thought he was coming on to her.
Ridiculous idea. Burckhardt scowled uneasily and picked up his menu.
Ridiculous idea. Burckhardt frowned uneasily and picked up his menu.
"Burckhardt!" It was a shrill whisper.
"Burckhardt!" It was a sharp whisper.
Burckhardt looked up over the top of his menu, startled. In the seat across from him, the little man named Swanson was sitting, tensely poised.
Burckhardt looked up from his menu, surprised. Sitting across from him was a small man named Swanson, sitting tensely.
"Burckhardt!" the little man whispered again. "Let's get out of here! They're on to you now. If you want to stay alive, come on!"
"Burckhardt!" the little man whispered again. "We need to leave! They know about you now. If you want to stay safe, let’s go!"
There was no arguing with the man. Burckhardt gave the hovering manager a sick, apologetic smile and followed Swanson out. The little man seemed to know where he was going. In the street, he clutched Burckhardt by the elbow and hurried him off down the block.
There was no way to dispute the man. Burckhardt offered the hovering manager a weak, apologetic smile and followed Swanson outside. The small man appeared to know where he was headed. Once on the street, he grabbed Burckhardt by the elbow and hurried him down the block.
"Did you see her?" he demanded. "That Horn woman, in the phone booth? She'll have them here in five minutes, believe me, so hurry it up!"
"Did you see her?" he asked. "That Horn woman, in the phone booth? She'll have them here in five minutes, trust me, so move it!"

lthough the street was full of people and cars, nobody was paying any attention to Burckhardt and Swanson. The air had a nip in it—more like October than June, Burckhardt thought, in spite of the weather bureau. And he felt like a fool, following this mad little man down the street, running away from some "them" toward—toward what? The little man might be crazy, but he was afraid. And the fear was infectious.
Although the street was crowded with people and cars, no one was noticing Burckhardt and Swanson. The air had a chill to it—more like October than June, Burckhardt thought, despite what the weather report said. He felt foolish, trailing this wild little guy down the street, running away from some "them" towards—towards what? The little man might be insane, but he was scared. And that fear was contagious.
"In here!" panted the little man.
"In here!" the little man puffed.
It was another restaurant—more of a bar, really, and a sort of second-rate place that Burckhardt had never patronized.
It was another restaurant—more like a bar, actually, and a bit of a dive that Burckhardt had never visited.
"Right straight through," Swanson whispered; and Burckhardt, like a biddable boy, side-stepped through the mass of tables to the far end of the restaurant.
"Right straight through," Swanson whispered; and Burckhardt, like an obedient child, stepped aside through the cluster of tables to the back of the restaurant.
It was "L"-shaped, with a front on two streets at right angles to each other. They came out on the side street, Swanson staring coldly back at the question-looking cashier, and crossed to the opposite sidewalk.
It was "L"-shaped, with a front on two streets that met at right angles. They walked out onto the side street, Swanson giving the questioning cashier a cold stare, and crossed to the opposite sidewalk.
They were under the marquee of a movie theater. Swanson's expression began to relax.
They were under the awning of a movie theater. Swanson's expression started to soften.
"Lost them!" he crowed softly. "We're almost there."
"Lost them!" he said quietly. "We're almost there."
He stepped up to the window and bought two tickets. Burckhardt trailed him in to the theater. It was a weekday matinee and the place was almost empty. From the screen came sounds of gunfire and horse's hoofs. A solitary usher, leaning against a bright brass rail, looked briefly at them and went back to staring boredly at the picture as Swanson led Burckhardt down a flight of carpeted marble steps.
He walked over to the window and bought two tickets. Burckhardt followed him into the theater. It was a weekday matinee, and the place was nearly empty. Sounds of gunfire and horse hooves came from the screen. A lone usher, leaning against a shiny brass rail, glanced at them for a moment before returning to watch the movie with a bored expression as Swanson guided Burckhardt down a carpeted marble staircase.
They were in the lounge and it was empty. There was a door for men and one for ladies; and there was a third door, marked "MANAGER" in gold letters. Swanson listened at the door, and gently opened it and peered inside.
They were in the lounge and it was empty. There was a door for men and one for women; and there was a third door, labeled "MANAGER" in gold letters. Swanson listened at the door, then carefully opened it and looked inside.
"Okay," he said, gesturing.
"Alright," he said, gesturing.
Burckhardt followed him through an empty office, to another door—a closet, probably, because it was unmarked.
Burckhardt followed him through an empty office to another door—likely a closet, since it didn't have a label.
But it was no closet. Swanson opened it warily, looked inside, then motioned Burckhardt to follow.
But it wasn't a closet. Swanson opened it cautiously, peered inside, and then signaled for Burckhardt to come in.
It was a tunnel, metal-walled, brightly lit. Empty, it stretched vacantly away in both directions from them.
It was a tunnel with metal walls, brightly lit. Empty, it stretched off into the distance in both directions from them.
Burckhardt looked wondering around. One thing he knew and knew full well:
Burckhardt looked around, feeling curious. One thing he knew and was certain of:
No such tunnel belonged under Tylerton.
No tunnel was under Tylerton.

here was a room off the tunnel with chairs and a desk and what looked like television screens. Swanson slumped in a chair, panting.
There was a room off the tunnel with chairs, a desk, and what looked like TV screens. Swanson slumped in a chair, out of breath.
"We're all right for a while here," he wheezed. "They don't come here much any more. If they do, we'll hear them and we can hide."
"We're good for a bit here," he wheezed. "They don't come around much anymore. If they do, we'll hear them and we can hide."
"Who?" demanded Burckhardt.
"Who?" Burckhardt asked.
The little man said, "Martians!" His voice cracked on the word and the life seemed to go out of him. In morose tones, he went on: "Well, I think they're Martians. Although you could be right, you know; I've had plenty of time to think it over these last few weeks, after they got you, and it's possible they're Russians after all. Still—"
The small man said, "Martians!" His voice wavered on the word, and he seemed to lose some of his energy. In a gloomy tone, he continued, "Well, I think they're Martians. But you could be right; I've had a lot of time to think about it over these past few weeks since they took you, and it's possible they're actually Russians. Still—"
"Start from the beginning. Who got me when?"
"Start from the beginning. Who picked me up when?"
Swanson sighed. "So we have to go through the whole thing again. All right. It was about two months ago that you banged on my door, late at night. You were all beat up—scared silly. You begged me to help you—"
Swanson sighed. "So we have to go through the whole thing again. All right. It was about two months ago when you pounded on my door, late at night. You were all bruised up—terrified. You pleaded with me to help you—"
"I did?"
"I did?"
"Naturally you don't remember any of this. Listen and you'll understand. You were talking a blue streak about being captured and threatened, and your wife being dead and coming back to life, and all kinds of mixed-up nonsense. I thought you were crazy. But—well, I've always had a lot of respect for you. And you begged me to hide you and I have this darkroom, you know. It locks from the inside only. I put the lock on myself. So we went in there—just to humor you—and along about midnight, which was only fifteen or twenty minutes after, we passed out."
"Of course, you don’t remember any of this. Just listen, and you'll get it. You were rambling on about being captured and threatened, your wife being dead and then coming back to life, and all sorts of jumbled nonsense. I thought you were losing it. But, well, I’ve always had a lot of respect for you. And you begged me to hide you, and I have this darkroom, you know? It only locks from the inside. I put the lock on myself. So, we went in there—just to humor you—and around midnight, which was only fifteen or twenty minutes later, we passed out."
"Passed out?"
"Knocked out?"
Swanson nodded. "Both of us. It was like being hit with a sandbag. Look, didn't that happen to you again last night?"
Swanson nodded. "Both of us. It felt like getting hit with a sandbag. Look, didn't that happen to you again last night?"
"I guess it did," Burckhardt shook his head uncertainly.
"I guess it did," Burckhardt said, shaking his head uncertainly.
"Sure. And then all of a sudden we were awake again, and you said you were going to show me something funny, and we went out and bought a paper. And the date on it was June 15th."
"Sure. And then suddenly we were awake again, and you said you were going to show me something funny, so we went out and bought a newspaper. The date on it was June 15th."
"June 15th? But that's today! I mean—"
"June 15th? But that's today! I mean—"
"You got it, friend. It's always today!"
"You got it, buddy. It's always today!"
It took time to penetrate.
It took time to get through.
Burckhardt said wonderingly, "You've hidden out in that darkroom for how many weeks?"
Burckhardt said in amazement, "You've been holed up in that darkroom for how many weeks?"
"How can I tell? Four or five, maybe. I lost count. And every day the same—always the 15th of June, always my landlady, Mrs. Keefer, is sweeping the front steps, always the same headline in the papers at the corner. It gets monotonous, friend."
"How can I know? Four or five, maybe. I lost track. And every day it's the same—always June 15th, always my landlady, Mrs. Keefer, sweeping the front steps, always the same headline in the newspapers on the corner. It gets repetitive, my friend."
IV

t was Burckhardt's idea and Swanson despised it, but he went along. He was the type who always went along.
It was Burckhardt's idea, and Swanson hated it, but he went along with it. He was the kind of person who always went along.
"It's dangerous," he grumbled worriedly. "Suppose somebody comes by? They'll spot us and—"
"It's dangerous," he complained anxiously. "What if someone comes by? They'll see us and—"
"What have we got to lose?"
"What do we have to lose?"
Swanson shrugged. "It's dangerous," he said again. But he went along.
Swanson shrugged. "It's risky," he said again. But he went with it.
Burckhardt's idea was very simple. He was sure of only one thing—the tunnel went somewhere. Martians or Russians, fantastic plot or crazy hallucination, whatever was wrong with Tylerton had an explanation, and the place to look for it was at the end of the tunnel.
Burckhardt's idea was pretty straightforward. He was certain of just one thing—the tunnel led somewhere. Whether it was Martians or Russians, a wild story or a bizarre illusion, whatever was going on in Tylerton had an explanation, and the place to find it was at the end of the tunnel.
They jogged along. It was more than a mile before they began to see an end. They were in luck—at least no one came through the tunnel to spot them. But Swanson had said that it was only at certain hours that the tunnel seemed to be in use.
They jogged along. It was more than a mile before they started to see an end. They were lucky—at least no one came through the tunnel to see them. But Swanson had mentioned that the tunnel was only used during certain hours.
Always the fifteenth of June. Why? Burckhardt asked himself. Never mind the how. Why?
Always June 15th. Why? Burckhardt asked himself. Forget about the how. Why?
And falling asleep, completely involuntarily—everyone at the same time, it seemed. And not remembering, never remembering anything—Swanson had said how eagerly he saw Burckhardt again, the morning after Burckhardt had incautiously waited five minutes too many before retreating into the darkroom. When Swanson had come to, Burckhardt was gone. Swanson had seen him in the street that afternoon, but Burckhardt had remembered nothing.
And falling asleep, completely without wanting to—everybody seemed to do it at once. And never recalling anything—Swanson had mentioned how much he looked forward to seeing Burckhardt again the morning after Burckhardt had carelessly lingered five minutes too long before heading into the darkroom. When Swanson woke up, Burckhardt was already gone. Swanson saw him on the street that afternoon, but Burckhardt couldn’t remember a thing.
And Swanson had lived his mouse's existence for weeks, hiding in the woodwork at night, stealing out by day to search for Burckhardt in pitiful hope, scurrying around the fringe of life, trying to keep from the deadly eyes of them.
And Swanson had lived his tiny existence for weeks, hiding in the shadows at night, sneaking out by day to look for Burckhardt with a desperate hope, darting around the edges of life, trying to avoid the lethal gaze of them.
Them. One of "them" was the girl named April Horn. It was by seeing her walk carelessly into a telephone booth and never come out that Swanson had found the tunnel. Another was the man at the cigar stand in Burckhardt's office building. There were more, at least a dozen that Swanson knew of or suspected.
Them. One of "them" was a girl named April Horn. It was by watching her walk casually into a phone booth and never come out that Swanson discovered the tunnel. Another was the guy at the cigar stand in Burckhardt's office building. There were more, at least a dozen that Swanson knew of or suspected.
They were easy enough to spot, once you knew where to look—for they, alone in Tylerton, changed their roles from day to day. Burckhardt was on that 8:51 bus, every morning of every day-that-was-June-15th, never different by a hair or a moment. But April Horn was sometimes gaudy in the cellophane skirt, giving away candy or cigarettes; sometimes plainly dressed; sometimes not seen by Swanson at all.
They were easy to spot once you knew where to look because they were the only ones in Tylerton who changed their roles from day to day. Burckhardt was on that 8:51 bus every morning of every June 15th, never varying by a hair or a moment. But April Horn sometimes wore a flashy cellophane skirt, handing out candy or cigarettes; other times she dressed plainly; and sometimes Swanson didn’t see her at all.
Russians? Martians? Whatever they were, what could they be hoping to gain from this mad masquerade?
Russians? Martians? Whatever they were, what could they possibly hope to achieve with this crazy charade?
Burckhardt didn't know the answer—but perhaps it lay beyond the door at the end of the tunnel. They listened carefully and heard distant sounds that could not quite be made out, but nothing that seemed dangerous. They slipped through.
Burckhardt didn’t know the answer—but maybe it was behind the door at the end of the tunnel. They listened closely and heard faint sounds that they couldn’t fully identify, but nothing that felt threatening. They slipped through.
And, through a wide chamber and up a flight of steps, they found they were in what Burckhardt recognized as the Contro Chemicals plant.
And, through a large room and up a flight of stairs, they realized they were in what Burckhardt identified as the Contro Chemicals plant.

obody was in sight. By itself, that was not so very odd—the automatized factory had never had very many persons in it. But Burckhardt remembered, from his single visit, the endless, ceaseless busyness of the plant, the valves that opened and closed, the vats that emptied themselves and filled themselves and stirred and cooked and chemically tasted the bubbling liquids they held inside themselves. The plant was never populated, but it was never still.
Nobody was around. That wasn’t too strange—the automated factory had never had many people in it. But Burckhardt recalled, from his one visit, the constant activity of the plant, the valves that opened and closed, the vats that poured themselves out, filled up, stirred, cooked, and chemically tested the bubbling liquids inside them. The plant was never full of people, but it was never quiet.
Only—now it was still. Except for the distant sounds, there was no breath of life in it. The captive electronic minds were sending out no commands; the coils and relays were at rest.
Only—now it was still. Except for the distant sounds, there was no breath of life in it. The captive electronic minds weren’t sending out any commands; the coils and relays were at rest.
Burckhardt said, "Come on." Swanson reluctantly followed him through the tangled aisles of stainless steel columns and tanks.
Burckhardt said, "Come on." Swanson hesitantly followed him through the messy aisles of shiny steel columns and tanks.
They walked as though they were in the presence of the dead. In a way, they were, for what were the automatons that once had run the factory, if not corpses? The machines were controlled by computers that were really not computers at all, but the electronic analogues of living brains. And if they were turned off, were they not dead? For each had once been a human mind.
They walked as if they were around the dead. In a way, they were, because what were the machines that used to run the factory, if not lifeless? The machines were controlled by computers that weren't truly computers, but electronic versions of living brains. And if they were powered down, were they not dead? Each had once belonged to a human mind.
Take a master petroleum chemist, infinitely skilled in the separation of crude oil into its fractions. Strap him down, probe into his brain with searching electronic needles. The machine scans the patterns of the mind, translates what it sees into charts and sine waves. Impress these same waves on a robot computer and you have your chemist. Or a thousand copies of your chemist, if you wish, with all of his knowledge and skill, and no human limitations at all.
Take a top petroleum chemist, incredibly skilled at separating crude oil into its fractions. Strap him down and investigate his brain with advanced electronic probes. The machine scans the mind's patterns and translates what it finds into charts and sine waves. Imprint these same waves onto a robot computer, and you'll have your chemist. Or a thousand copies of your chemist, if you want, with all his knowledge and skills, and no human limitations whatsoever.
Put a dozen copies of him into a plant and they will run it all, twenty-four hours a day, seven days of every week, never tiring, never overlooking anything, never forgetting....
Put a dozen copies of him in a factory and they will run it all, twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, never tiring, never missing anything, never forgetting....
Swanson stepped up closer to Burckhardt. "I'm scared," he said.
Swanson moved closer to Burckhardt. "I'm scared," he said.
They were across the room now and the sounds were louder. They were not machine sounds, but voices; Burckhardt moved cautiously up to a door and dared to peer around it.
They were across the room now, and the sounds were louder. They weren't machine sounds but voices; Burckhardt moved carefully up to a door and took a chance to peek around it.
It was a smaller room, lined with television screens, each one—a dozen or more, at least—with a man or woman sitting before it, staring into the screen and dictating notes into a recorder. The viewers dialed from scene to scene; no two screens ever showed the same picture.
It was a small room filled with television screens, at least a dozen or more, each with a man or woman sitting in front, staring at the screen and dictating notes into a recorder. The viewers switched from scene to scene; no two screens ever displayed the same image.
The pictures seemed to have little in common. One was a store, where a girl dressed like April Horn was demonstrating home freezers. One was a series of shots of kitchens. Burckhardt caught a glimpse of what looked like the cigar stand in his office building.
The pictures didn't seem to have much in common. One was a store, where a girl dressed like April Horn was showcasing home freezers. Another was a series of shots of kitchens. Burckhardt caught a glimpse of what appeared to be the cigar stand in his office building.
It was baffling and Burckhardt would have loved to stand there and puzzle it out, but it was too busy a place. There was the chance that someone would look their way or walk out and find them.
It was confusing, and Burckhardt would have loved to stay there and figure it out, but it was too hectic. There was a chance someone might notice them or come outside and see them.

hey found another room. This one was empty. It was an office, large and sumptuous. It had a desk, littered with papers. Burckhardt stared at them, briefly at first—then, as the words on one of them caught his attention, with incredulous fascination.
They found another room. This one was empty. It was an office, big and luxurious. It had a desk, covered with papers. Burckhardt stared at them, initially just for a moment—then, as the words on one of them grabbed his attention, with disbelief and fascination.
He snatched up the topmost sheet, scanned it, and another, while Swanson was frenziedly searching through the drawers.
He grabbed the top sheet, skimmed it quickly, and then grabbed another, while Swanson was frantically rummaging through the drawers.
Burckhardt swore unbelievingly and dropped the papers to the desk.
Burckhardt swore in disbelief and tossed the papers onto the desk.
Swanson, hardly noticing, yelped with delight: "Look!" He dragged a gun from the desk. "And it's loaded, too!"
Swanson, barely paying attention, exclaimed with excitement: "Look!" He pulled a gun from the desk. "And it's loaded, too!"
Burckhardt stared at him blankly, trying to assimilate what he had read. Then, as he realized what Swanson had said, Burckhardt's eyes sparked. "Good man!" he cried. "We'll take it. We're getting out of here with that gun, Swanson. And we're going to the police! Not the cops in Tylerton, but the F.B.I., maybe. Take a look at this!"
Burckhardt stared at him blankly, trying to process what he had read. Then, as he understood what Swanson had said, Burckhardt's eyes lit up. "Good man!" he exclaimed. "We'll take it. We're getting out of here with that gun, Swanson. And we're going to the police! Not the local cops in Tylerton, but maybe the FBI. Check this out!"
The sheaf he handed Swanson was headed: "Test Area Progress Report. Subject: Marlin Cigarettes Campaign." It was mostly tabulated figures that made little sense to Burckhardt and Swanson, but at the end was a summary that said:
The bundle he gave to Swanson was titled: "Test Area Progress Report. Subject: Marlin Cigarettes Campaign." It mostly contained charts and numbers that didn’t mean much to Burckhardt and Swanson, but at the end was a summary that said:
Although Test 47-K3 pulled nearly double the number of new users of any of the other tests conducted, it probably cannot be used in the field because of local sound-truck control ordinances.
Although Test 47-K3 attracted almost twice as many new users as any of the other tests done, it likely can't be used in the field due to local sound-truck control regulations.
The tests in the 47-K12 group were second best and our recommendation is that retests be conducted in this appeal, testing each of the three best campaigns with and without the addition of sampling techniques.
The tests in the 47-K12 group were the second best, and we recommend that retests be done in this appeal, testing each of the three top campaigns with and without the addition of sampling techniques.
An alternative suggestion might be to proceed directly with the top appeal in the K12 series, if the client is unwilling to go to the expense of additional tests.
An alternative option could be to move forward with the top appeal in the K12 series if the client is not willing to spend money on extra tests.
All of these forecast expectations have an 80% probability of being within one-half of one per cent of results forecast, and more than 99% probability of coming within 5%.
All of these forecast expectations have an 80% chance of being within half a percent of the predicted results, and over a 99% chance of being within 5%.
Swanson looked up from the paper into Burckhardt's eyes. "I don't get it," he complained.
Swanson looked up from the paper into Burckhardt's eyes. "I don't understand," he said.
Burckhardt said, "I don't blame you. It's crazy, but it fits the facts, Swanson, it fits the facts. They aren't Russians and they aren't Martians. These people are advertising men! Somehow—heaven knows how they did it—they've taken Tylerton over. They've got us, all of us, you and me and twenty or thirty thousand other people, right under their thumbs.
Burckhardt said, "I don't blame you. It's insane, but it matches the reality, Swanson, it matches the reality. They're not Russians and they're not Martians. These people are advertising guys! Somehow—who knows how they managed it—they've taken control of Tylerton. They've got us, all of us, you and me and twenty or thirty thousand other people, completely under their control.
"Maybe they hypnotize us and maybe it's something else; but however they do it, what happens is that they let us live a day at a time. They pour advertising into us the whole damned day long. And at the end of the day, they see what happened—and then they wash the day out of our minds and start again the next day with different advertising."
"Maybe they hypnotize us, or maybe it's something else; but however they do it, what really happens is that they let us live one day at a time. They bombard us with ads all day long. Then, at the end of the day, they check what happened—and then they erase the day's memories from our minds and start fresh the next day with new advertisements."

wanson's jaw was hanging. He managed to close it and swallow. "Nuts!" he said flatly.
Swanson's jaw dropped. He closed it and swallowed. "Nuts!" he said evenly.
Burckhardt shook his head. "Sure, it sounds crazy—but this whole thing is crazy. How else would you explain it? You can't deny that most of Tylerton lives the same day over and over again. You've seen it! And that's the crazy part and we have to admit that that's true—unless we are the crazy ones. And once you admit that somebody, somehow, knows how to accomplish that, the rest of it makes all kinds of sense.
Burckhardt shook his head. "Yeah, it sounds insane—but this whole situation is insane. How else can you explain it? You can't deny that most of Tylerton experiences the same day repeatedly. You've seen it! And that's the wild part, and we have to acknowledge that it's true—unless we’re the ones who are crazy. Once you accept that someone, somehow, knows how to make that happen, everything else starts to make sense."
"Think of it, Swanson! They test every last detail before they spend a nickel on advertising! Do you have any idea what that means? Lord knows how much money is involved, but I know for a fact that some companies spend twenty or thirty million dollars a year on advertising. Multiply it, say, by a hundred companies. Say that every one of them learns how to cut its advertising cost by only ten per cent. And that's peanuts, believe me!
"Think about it, Swanson! They check every little detail before they spend a dime on advertising! Do you realize what that means? God only knows how much money is at stake, but I know for sure that some companies spend twenty or thirty million dollars a year on advertising. Imagine that, multiplied by a hundred companies. If every one of them learns how to reduce their advertising costs by just ten percent. And that's nothing, trust me!"
"If they know in advance what's going to work, they can cut their costs in half—maybe to less than half, I don't know. But that's saving two or three hundred million dollars a year—and if they pay only ten or twenty per cent of that for the use of Tylerton, it's still dirt cheap for them and a fortune for whoever took over Tylerton."
"If they know ahead of time what’s going to work, they can reduce their costs by half—maybe even less than half, I'm not sure. But that’s saving two or three hundred million dollars a year—and if they only pay ten or twenty percent of that to use Tylerton, it’s still incredibly cheap for them and a windfall for whoever owns Tylerton."
Swanson licked his lips. "You mean," he offered hesitantly, "that we're a—well, a kind of captive audience?"
Swanson licked his lips. "You mean," he suggested cautiously, "that we’re sort of a—well, a captive audience?"
Burckhardt frowned. "Not exactly." He thought for a minute. "You know how a doctor tests something like penicillin? He sets up a series of little colonies of germs on gelatine disks and he tries the stuff on one after another, changing it a little each time. Well, that's us—we're the germs, Swanson. Only it's even more efficient than that. They don't have to test more than one colony, because they can use it over and over again."
Burckhardt frowned. "Not really." He thought for a moment. "You know how a doctor tests something like penicillin? He sets up a bunch of little colonies of germs on gelatin disks and tries the stuff on each one, tweaking it a bit each time. Well, that's us—we're the germs, Swanson. Only it's even more efficient than that. They don't need to test more than one colony because they can use it repeatedly."
It was too hard for Swanson to take in. He only said: "What do we do about it?"
It was too difficult for Swanson to process. He just said, "What do we do about it?"
"We go to the police. They can't use human beings for guinea pigs!"
"We're going to the police. They can't treat people like guinea pigs!"
"How do we get to the police?"
"How do we get to the police station?"
Burckhardt hesitated. "I think—" he began slowly. "Sure. This place is the office of somebody important. We've got a gun. We'll stay right here until he comes along. And he'll get us out of here."
Burckhardt paused. "I think—" he started slowly. "Yeah. This place is the office of someone important. We've got a gun. We'll stay right here until he shows up. And he’ll get us out of this situation."
Simple and direct. Swanson subsided and found a place to sit, against the wall, out of sight of the door. Burckhardt took up a position behind the door itself—
Simple and straightforward. Swanson settled down and found a spot to sit against the wall, out of view of the door. Burckhardt positioned himself right behind the door—
And waited.
And waited.

he wait was not as long as it might have been. Half an hour, perhaps. Then Burckhardt heard approaching voices and had time for a swift whisper to Swanson before he flattened himself against the wall.
The wait wasn't as long as it could have been. Maybe half an hour. Then Burckhardt heard voices coming closer and quickly whispered to Swanson before pressing himself against the wall.
It was a man's voice, and a girl's. The man was saying, "—reason why you couldn't report on the phone? You're ruining your whole day's test! What the devil's the matter with you, Janet?"
It was a man's voice and a girl's. The man was saying, "—the reason you couldn't report on the phone? You're messing up your entire day's test! What's wrong with you, Janet?"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Dorchin," she said in a sweet, clear tone. "I thought it was important."
"I'm sorry, Mr. Dorchin," she said in a sweet, clear voice. "I thought it was important."
The man grumbled, "Important! One lousy unit out of twenty-one thousand."
The man grumbled, "Important! One terrible unit out of twenty-one thousand."
"But it's the Burckhardt one, Mr. Dorchin. Again. And the way he got out of sight, he must have had some help."
"But it's the Burckhardt one, Mr. Dorchin. Again. And the way he disappeared, he must have had some help."
"All right, all right. It doesn't matter, Janet; the Choco-Bite program is ahead of schedule anyhow. As long as you're this far, come on in the office and make out your worksheet. And don't worry about the Burckhardt business. He's probably just wandering around. We'll pick him up tonight and—"
"Okay, okay. It’s fine, Janet; the Choco-Bite program is ahead of schedule anyway. Since you’re here, come into the office and fill out your worksheet. And don’t stress about the Burckhardt situation. He’s probably just roaming around. We’ll pick him up tonight and—"
They were inside the door. Burckhardt kicked it shut and pointed the gun.
They were inside the room. Burckhardt kicked the door shut and aimed the gun.
"That's what you think," he said triumphantly.
"That's what you think," he said victoriously.
It was worth the terrified hours, the bewildered sense of insanity, the confusion and fear. It was the most satisfying sensation Burckhardt had ever had in his life. The expression on the man's face was one he had read about but never actually seen: Dorchin's mouth fell open and his eyes went wide, and though he managed to make a sound that might have been a question, it was not in words.
It was worth the terrifying hours, the confusing sense of madness, the chaos and fear. It was the most satisfying feeling Burckhardt had ever experienced in his life. The look on the man's face was one he had read about but never actually witnessed: Dorchin's mouth dropped open and his eyes widened, and even though he managed to make a sound that might have been a question, it was not in words.
The girl was almost as surprised. And Burckhardt, looking at her, knew why her voice had been so familiar. The girl was the one who had introduced herself to him as April Horn.
The girl was nearly as surprised. And Burckhardt, looking at her, realized why her voice sounded so familiar. The girl was the one who had introduced herself to him as April Horn.
Dorchin recovered himself quickly. "Is this the one?" he asked sharply.
Dorchin quickly collected himself. "Is this the one?" he asked sharply.
The girl said, "Yes."
The girl replied, "Yes."
Dorchin nodded. "I take it back. You were right. Uh, you—Burckhardt. What do you want?"
Dorchin nodded. "I take it back. You were right. Uh, you—Burckhardt. What do you want?"

wanson piped up, "Watch him! He might have another gun."
"Wanson called out, 'Watch him! He might have another gun.'"
"Search him then," Burckhardt said. "I'll tell you what we want, Dorchin. We want you to come along with us to the FBI and explain to them how you can get away with kidnapping twenty thousand people."
"Search him then," Burckhardt said. "I'll tell you what we want, Dorchin. We want you to come with us to the FBI and explain how you managed to kidnap twenty thousand people."
"Kidnapping?" Dorchin snorted. "That's ridiculous, man! Put that gun away—you can't get away with this!"
"Kidnapping?" Dorchin scoffed. "That's absurd, man! Put that gun away—you won't get away with this!"
Burckhardt hefted the gun grimly. "I think I can."
Burckhardt picked up the gun with a serious expression. "I think I can."
Dorchin looked furious and sick—but, oddly, not afraid. "Damn it—" he started to bellow, then closed his mouth and swallowed. "Listen," he said persuasively, "you're making a big mistake. I haven't kidnapped anybody, believe me!"
Dorchin looked furious and sick—but strangely, not afraid. "Damn it—" he started to shout, then shut his mouth and swallowed. "Listen," he said earnestly, "you're making a huge mistake. I haven't kidnapped anyone, trust me!"
"I don't believe you," said Burckhardt bluntly. "Why should I?"
"I don't believe you," Burckhardt said plainly. "Why would I?"
"But it's true! Take my word for it!"
"But it's true! Trust me on this!"
Burckhardt shook his head. "The FBI can take your word if they like. We'll find out. Now how do we get out of here?"
Burckhardt shook his head. "The FBI can believe you if they want. We'll see. So, how do we get out of here?"
Dorchin opened his mouth to argue.
Dorchin opened his mouth to argue.
Burckhardt blazed: "Don't get in my way! I'm willing to kill you if I have to. Don't you understand that? I've gone through two days of hell and every second of it I blame on you. Kill you? It would be a pleasure and I don't have a thing in the world to lose! Get us out of here!"
Burckhardt shouted, "Don't stand in my way! I'm ready to kill you if I need to. Don't you get that? I've spent two days in hell, and I hold you responsible for every single moment. Kill you? I’d enjoy it, and I’ve got nothing to lose! Get us out of here!"
Dorchin's face went suddenly opaque. He seemed about to move; but the blonde girl he had called Janet slipped between him and the gun.
Dorchin's face suddenly turned blank. He looked like he was about to move, but the blonde girl he had called Janet stepped in front of him and the gun.
"Please!" she begged Burckhardt. "You don't understand. You mustn't shoot!"
"Please!" she pleaded with Burckhardt. "You don't get it. You can't shoot!"
"Get out of my way!"
"Get out of my way!"
"But, Mr. Burckhardt—"
"But, Mr. Burckhardt—"
She never finished. Dorchin, his face unreadable, headed for the door. Burckhardt had been pushed one degree too far. He swung the gun, bellowing. The girl called out sharply. He pulled the trigger. Closing on him with pity and pleading in her eyes, she came again between the gun and the man.
She never finished. Dorchin, his expression blank, walked toward the door. Burckhardt had been pushed just too far. He swung the gun, yelling. The girl shouted sharply. He pulled the trigger. Closing in on him with pity and desperation in her eyes, she stepped once more between the gun and the man.
Burckhardt aimed low instinctively, to cripple, not to kill. But his aim was not good.
Burckhardt instinctively aimed low, intending to injure rather than kill. However, his aim was off.
The pistol bullet caught her in the pit of the stomach.
The bullet hit her in the stomach.

orchin was out and away, the door slamming behind him, his footsteps racing into the distance.
orchin was out the door, slamming it behind him, his footsteps quickly fading into the distance.
Burckhardt hurled the gun across the room and jumped to the girl.
Burckhardt threw the gun across the room and rushed over to the girl.
Swanson was moaning. "That finishes us, Burckhardt. Oh, why did you do it? We could have got away. We could have gone to the police. We were practically out of here! We—"
Swanson was groaning. "That’s it for us, Burckhardt. Oh, why did you do that? We could have escaped. We could have gone to the cops. We were almost out of here! We—"
Burckhardt wasn't listening. He was kneeling beside the girl. She lay flat on her back, arms helter-skelter. There was no blood, hardly any sign of the wound; but the position in which she lay was one that no living human being could have held.
Burckhardt wasn't paying attention. He was kneeling beside the girl. She was lying flat on her back, arms scattered every which way. There was no blood, barely any indication of the injury; but the way she was positioned was one that no living person could have maintained.
Yet she wasn't dead.
Yet she wasn't gone.
She wasn't dead—and Burckhardt, frozen beside her, thought: She isn't alive, either.
She wasn't dead—and Burckhardt, frozen beside her, thought: She isn't alive, either.
There was no pulse, but there was a rhythmic ticking of the outstretched fingers of one hand.
There was no pulse, but one hand's outstretched fingers were rhythmically ticking.
There was no sound of breathing, but there was a hissing, sizzling noise.
There was no sound of breathing, but there was a hissing, sizzling noise.
The eyes were open and they were looking at Burckhardt. There was neither fear nor pain in them, only a pity deeper than the Pit.
The eyes were open, watching Burckhardt. There was no fear or pain in them, just a pity deeper than the Pit.
She said, through lips that writhed erratically, "Don't—worry, Mr. Burckhardt. I'm—all right."
She said, with her lips moving awkwardly, "Don't—worry, Mr. Burckhardt. I'm—all good."
Burckhardt rocked back on his haunches, staring. Where there should have been blood, there was a clean break of a substance that was not flesh; and a curl of thin golden-copper wire.
Burckhardt sat back on his heels, staring. Where there should have been blood, there was a clean break of material that wasn't flesh; and a coil of thin golden-copper wire.
Burckhardt moistened his lips.
Burckhardt wet his lips.
"You're a robot," he said.
"You're a robot," he said.
The girl tried to nod. The twitching lips said, "I am. And so are you."
The girl attempted to nod. The twitching lips said, "I am. And so are you."
V

wanson, after a single inarticulate sound, walked over to the desk and sat staring at the wall. Burckhardt rocked back and forth beside the shattered puppet on the floor. He had no words.
wanson, after a single unintelligible sound, walked over to the desk and sat staring at the wall. Burckhardt rocked back and forth next to the broken puppet on the floor. He had no words.
The girl managed to say, "I'm—sorry all this happened." The lovely lips twisted into a rictus sneer, frightening on that smooth young face, until she got them under control. "Sorry," she said again. "The—nerve center was right about where the bullet hit. Makes it difficult to—control this body."
The girl managed to say, "I'm—sorry all this happened." Her beautiful lips distorted into a grimace, startling on that smooth young face, until she got them under control. "Sorry," she said again. "The—nerve center was right where the bullet hit. Makes it difficult to—control this body."
Burckhardt nodded automatically, accepting the apology. Robots. It was obvious, now that he knew it. In hindsight, it was inevitable. He thought of his mystic notions of hypnosis or Martians or something stranger still—idiotic, for the simple fact of created robots fitted the facts better and more economically.
Burckhardt nodded without thinking, accepting the apology. Robots. It was clear now that he knew. Looking back, it was unavoidable. He remembered his wild ideas about hypnosis or Martians or something even weirder—foolish, really, since the simple idea of created robots fit the facts better and made more sense.
All the evidence had been before him. The automatized factory, with its transplanted minds—why not transplant a mind into a humanoid robot, give it its original owner's features and form?
All the evidence had been right in front of him. The automated factory, with its swapped minds—why not transfer a mind into a humanoid robot, giving it the features and form of its original owner?
Could it know that it was a robot?
Could it know it was a robot?
"All of us," Burckhardt said, hardly aware that he spoke out loud. "My wife and my secretary and you and the neighbors. All of us the same."
"All of us," Burckhardt said, almost unaware that he was speaking out loud. "My wife, my secretary, you, and the neighbors. We're all the same."
"No." The voice was stronger. "Not exactly the same, all of us. I chose it, you see. I—" this time the convulsed lips were not a random contortion of the nerves—"I was an ugly woman, Mr. Burckhardt, and nearly sixty years old. Life had passed me. And when Mr. Dorchin offered me the chance to live again as a beautiful girl, I jumped at the opportunity. Believe me, I jumped, in spite of its disadvantages. My flesh body is still alive—it is sleeping, while I am here. I could go back to it. But I never do."
"No." The voice was stronger. "Not all of us are exactly the same. I chose this, you see. I—" this time the twitching lips were not just a random nerve reaction—"I was an unattractive woman, Mr. Burckhardt, and almost sixty years old. Life had passed me by. And when Mr. Dorchin offered me the chance to live again as a beautiful girl, I jumped at the opportunity. Believe me, I jumped, despite its drawbacks. My physical body is still alive—it's sleeping, while I’m here. I could go back to it. But I never do."
"And the rest of us?"
"And what about the rest of us?"
"Different, Mr. Burckhardt. I work here. I'm carrying out Mr. Dorchin's orders, mapping the results of the advertising tests, watching you and the others live as he makes you live. I do it by choice, but you have no choice. Because, you see, you are dead."
"Different, Mr. Burckhardt. I work here. I'm following Mr. Dorchin's orders, tracking the outcomes of the advertising tests, observing you and the others as he makes you live. I do this by choice, but you have no choice. Because, you see, you are dead."
"Dead?" cried Burckhardt; it was almost a scream.
"Dead?" Burckhardt shouted, almost screaming.
The blue eyes looked at him unwinkingly and he knew that it was no lie. He swallowed, marveling at the intricate mechanisms that let him swallow, and sweat, and eat.
The blue eyes stared at him without blinking, and he knew it was the truth. He swallowed, amazed by the complex systems that allowed him to swallow, sweat, and eat.
He said: "Oh. The explosion in my dream."
He said, "Oh, the explosion in my dream."
"It was no dream. You are right—the explosion. That was real and this plant was the cause of it. The storage tanks let go and what the blast didn't get, the fumes killed a little later. But almost everyone died in the blast, twenty-one thousand persons. You died with them and that was Dorchin's chance."
"It wasn't a dream. You're right—the explosion. That really happened, and this plant caused it. The storage tanks burst, and what the blast didn't destroy, the fumes took care of later. But almost everyone died in the blast—twenty-one thousand people. You died with them, and that was Dorchin's opportunity."
"The damned ghoul!" said Burckhardt.
"The cursed ghoul!" said Burckhardt.

he twisted shoulders shrugged with an odd grace. "Why? You were gone. And you and all the others were what Dorchin wanted—a whole town, a perfect slice of America. It's as easy to transfer a pattern from a dead brain as a living one. Easier—the dead can't say no. Oh, it took work and money—the town was a wreck—but it was possible to rebuild it entirely, especially because it wasn't necessary to have all the details exact.
The twisted shoulders shrugged with an unusual grace. "Why? You were gone. You and everyone else were exactly what Dorchin wanted—a whole town, a perfect slice of America. It’s just as easy to transfer a pattern from a dead mind as from a living one. Actually, it’s easier—the dead can’t say no. Sure, it required effort and cash—the town was a mess—but it was doable to completely rebuild it, especially since it wasn’t necessary to get all the details just right.
"There were the homes where even the brains had been utterly destroyed, and those are empty inside, and the cellars that needn't be too perfect, and the streets that hardly matter. And anyway, it only has to last for one day. The same day—June 15th—over and over again; and if someone finds something a little wrong, somehow, the discovery won't have time to snowball, wreck the validity of the tests, because all errors are canceled out at midnight."
"There were homes where even the minds had been completely shattered, and those are hollow inside, and the basements that don’t need to be flawless, and the streets that barely count. Besides, it only has to hold up for one day. The same day—June 15th—repeating endlessly; and if someone notices something slightly off, somehow, the discovery won’t have time to snowball and undermine the validity of the tests, because all mistakes are erased at midnight."
The face tried to smile. "That's the dream, Mr. Burckhardt, that day of June 15th, because you never really lived it. It's a present from Mr. Dorchin, a dream that he gives you and then takes back at the end of the day, when he has all his figures on how many of you responded to what variation of which appeal, and the maintenance crews go down the tunnel to go through the whole city, washing out the new dream with their little electronic drains, and then the dream starts all over again. On June 15th.
The face tried to smile. "That's the dream, Mr. Burckhardt, that day on June 15th, because you never really experienced it. It’s a gift from Mr. Dorchin, a dream that he gives you and then takes back at the end of the day, when he has all his numbers on how many of you reacted to which version of what appeal. Then the maintenance teams go down the tunnel to clean the entire city, washing away the new dream with their little electronic drains, and the dream begins all over again. On June 15th."
"Always June 15th, because June 14th is the last day any of you can remember alive. Sometimes the crews miss someone—as they missed you, because you were under your boat. But it doesn't matter. The ones who are missed give themselves away if they show it—and if they don't, it doesn't affect the test. But they don't drain us, the ones of us who work for Dorchin. We sleep when the power is turned off, just as you do. When we wake up, though, we remember." The face contorted wildly. "If I could only forget!"
"Always June 15th, because June 14th is the last day any of you can remember being alive. Sometimes the crews forget someone—as they forgot you, because you were under your boat. But it doesn’t matter. The ones who are forgotten reveal themselves if they show it—and if they don’t, it doesn’t affect the test. But they don’t drain us, those of us who work for Dorchin. We sleep when the power is turned off, just like you do. When we wake up, though, we remember." The face twisted in agony. "If I could just forget!"
Burckhardt said unbelievingly, "All this to sell merchandise! It must have cost millions!"
Burckhardt said in disbelief, "All of this just to sell products! It must have cost a fortune!"
The robot called April Horn said, "It did. But it has made millions for Dorchin, too. And that's not the end of it. Once he finds the master words that make people act, do you suppose he will stop with that? Do you suppose—"
The robot named April Horn said, "It did. But it's made millions for Dorchin as well. And that's just the beginning. Once he discovers the master words that influence people’s actions, do you really think he’ll stop there? Do you think—"
The door opened, interrupting her. Burckhardt whirled. Belatedly remembering Dorchin's flight, he raised the gun.
The door swung open, cutting her off. Burckhardt spun around. Suddenly recalling Dorchin's escape, he lifted the gun.
"Don't shoot," ordered the voice calmly. It was not Dorchin; it was another robot, this one not disguised with the clever plastics and cosmetics, but shining plain. It said metallically: "Forget it, Burckhardt. You're not accomplishing anything. Give me that gun before you do any more damage. Give it to me now."
"Don't shoot," the voice commanded calmly. It wasn’t Dorchin; it was another robot, this one not hidden behind clever plastics and cosmetics, but shining in its plainness. It said in a metallic tone: "Forget it, Burckhardt. You're not getting anywhere. Hand over that gun before you cause any more harm. Give it to me now."

urckhardt bellowed angrily. The gleam on this robot torso was steel; Burckhardt was not at all sure that his bullets would pierce it, or do much harm if they did. He would have put it to the test—
Burckhardt yelled angrily. The shine on the robot's body was steel; Burckhardt wasn't sure that his bullets would penetrate it or do much damage even if they did. He would have tested it—
But from behind him came a whimpering, scurrying whirlwind; its name was Swanson, hysterical with fear. He catapulted into Burckhardt and sent him sprawling, the gun flying free.
But from behind him came a whimpering, scurrying whirlwind; its name was Swanson, panicked with fear. He tackled Burckhardt and sent him tumbling, the gun flying away.
"Please!" begged Swanson incoherently, prostrate before the steel robot. "He would have shot you—please don't hurt me! Let me work for you, like that girl. I'll do anything, anything you tell me—"
"Please!" begged Swanson chaotically, lying flat before the steel robot. "He would have shot you—please don’t hurt me! Let me work for you, like that girl. I’ll do anything, anything you ask me—"
The robot voice said. "We don't need your help." It took two precise steps and stood over the gun—and spurned it, left it lying on the floor.
The robot voice said, "We don't need your help." It took two exact steps and loomed over the gun, rejecting it and leaving it on the floor.
The wrecked blonde robot said, without emotion, "I doubt that I can hold out much longer, Mr. Dorchin."
The damaged blonde robot said flatly, "I don’t think I can last much longer, Mr. Dorchin."
"Disconnect if you have to," replied the steel robot.
"Disconnect if you need to," replied the metal robot.
Burckhardt blinked. "But you're not Dorchin!"
Burckhardt blinked. "But you're not Dorchin!"
The steel robot turned deep eyes on him. "I am," it said. "Not in the flesh—but this is the body I am using at the moment. I doubt that you can damage this one with the gun. The other robot body was more vulnerable. Now will you stop this nonsense? I don't want to have to damage you; you're too expensive for that. Will you just sit down and let the maintenance crews adjust you?"
The steel robot fixed its deep eyes on him. "I am," it said. "Not in the flesh—but this is the body I'm using right now. I doubt you can damage this one with your gun. The other robot body was more vulnerable. So, will you stop this nonsense? I don't want to hurt you; you're too valuable for that. Can you just sit down and let the maintenance crews take care of you?"
Swanson groveled. "You—you won't punish us?"
Swanson begged, "You—you won't punish us?"
The steel robot had no expression, but its voice was almost surprised. "Punish you?" it repeated on a rising note. "How?"
The steel robot had no expression, but its voice sounded almost surprised. "Punish you?" it echoed with a rising tone. "How?"
Swanson quivered as though the word had been a whip; but Burckhardt flared: "Adjust him, if he'll let you—but not me! You're going to have to do me a lot of damage, Dorchin. I don't care what I cost or how much trouble it's going to be to put me back together again. But I'm going out of that door! If you want to stop me, you'll have to kill me. You won't stop me any other way!"
Swanson shook like the word had struck him; but Burckhardt exploded, "Fix him, if he’ll allow it—but not me! You’re going to have to really hurt me, Dorchin. I don’t care about the cost or how difficult it’ll be to fix me afterward. But I’m leaving through that door! If you want to stop me, you’ll have to kill me. You won’t stop me any other way!"
The steel robot took a half-step toward him, and Burckhardt involuntarily checked his stride. He stood poised and shaking, ready for death, ready for attack, ready for anything that might happen.
The steel robot took a half-step toward him, and Burckhardt instinctively adjusted his stride. He stood tense and shaking, prepared for death, ready to fight, ready for whatever might happen.
Ready for anything except what did happen. For Dorchin's steel body merely stepped aside, between Burckhardt and the gun, but leaving the door free.
Ready for anything except what actually happened. Dorchin's strong body just stepped aside, positioning himself between Burckhardt and the gun, but leaving the door clear.
"Go ahead," invited the steel robot. "Nobody's stopping you."
"Go for it," said the steel robot. "No one’s holding you back."

utside the door, Burckhardt brought up sharp. It was insane of Dorchin to let him go! Robot or flesh, victim or beneficiary, there was nothing to stop him from going to the FBI or whatever law he could find away from Dorchin's synthetic empire, and telling his story. Surely the corporations who paid Dorchin for test results had no notion of the ghoul's technique he used; Dorchin would have to keep it from them, for the breath of publicity would put a stop to it. Walking out meant death, perhaps—but at that moment in his pseudo-life, death was no terror for Burckhardt.
Outside the door, Burckhardt suddenly halted. It was crazy for Dorchin to let him leave! Whether he was a robot or human, victim or beneficiary, nothing was stopping him from going to the FBI or any law he could find away from Dorchin's artificial empire and sharing his story. Surely the corporations that paid Dorchin for test results had no idea of the ghoul's methods he used; Dorchin would have to keep that hidden from them because any hint of publicity could put an end to it. Walking out might mean death, but at that moment in his fake life, death was no longer a fear for Burckhardt.
There was no one in the corridor. He found a window and stared out of it. There was Tylerton—an ersatz city, but looking so real and familiar that Burckhardt almost imagined the whole episode a dream. It was no dream, though. He was certain of that in his heart and equally certain that nothing in Tylerton could help him now.
There was no one in the hallway. He found a window and looked out of it. There was Tylerton—an imitation city, yet looking so real and familiar that Burckhardt almost thought the whole experience was a dream. But it wasn’t a dream. He was sure of that in his heart and equally certain that nothing in Tylerton could help him now.
It had to be the other direction.
It had to be the other way.
It took him a quarter of an hour to find a way, but he found it—skulking through the corridors, dodging the suspicion of footsteps, knowing for certain that his hiding was in vain, for Dorchin was undoubtedly aware of every move he made. But no one stopped him, and he found another door.
It took him fifteen minutes to figure it out, but he did—sneaking through the hallways, avoiding the sound of footsteps, fully aware that his hiding was pointless, since Dorchin definitely knew every move he made. But no one stopped him, and he discovered another door.
It was a simple enough door from the inside. But when he opened it and stepped out, it was like nothing he had ever seen.
It was just a plain door on the inside. But when he opened it and stepped outside, it was nothing like he had ever experienced before.
First there was light—brilliant, incredible, blinding light. Burckhardt blinked upward, unbelieving and afraid.
First there was light—brilliant, incredible, blinding light. Burckhardt blinked up, in disbelief and fear.
He was standing on a ledge of smooth, finished metal. Not a dozen yards from his feet, the ledge dropped sharply away; he hardly dared approach the brink, but even from where he stood he could see no bottom to the chasm before him. And the gulf extended out of sight into the glare on either side of him.
He was standing on a flat, polished metal ledge. Less than ten yards from where he was, the ledge dropped off steeply; he barely had the courage to go near the edge, but even from his position, he could see no bottom to the abyss in front of him. The chasm stretched out of sight into the bright light on both sides.

o wonder Dorchin could so easily give him his freedom! From the factory, there was nowhere to go—but how incredible this fantastic gulf, how impossible the hundred white and blinding suns that hung above!
o wonder Dorchin could so easily give him his freedom! From the factory, there was nowhere to go—but how amazing this incredible void, how impossible the hundred bright and blinding suns that hung above!
A voice by his side said inquiringly, "Burckhardt?" And thunder rolled the name, mutteringly soft, back and forth in the abyss before him.
A voice next to him asked, "Burckhardt?" And the name echoed softly, rolling back and forth in the void ahead of him.
Burckhardt wet his lips. "Y-yes?" he croaked.
Burckhardt wet his lips. "Y-yes?" he croaked.
"This is Dorchin. Not a robot this time, but Dorchin in the flesh, talking to you on a hand mike. Now you have seen, Burckhardt. Now will you be reasonable and let the maintenance crews take over?"
"This is Dorchin. Not a robot this time, but Dorchin in person, talking to you on a handheld mic. Now you’ve seen it, Burckhardt. Will you be reasonable and let the maintenance crews take over?"
Burckhardt stood paralyzed. One of the moving mountains in the blinding glare came toward him.
Burckhardt stood frozen. One of the shifting mountains in the bright light approached him.
It towered hundreds of feet over his head; he stared up at its top, squinting helplessly into the light.
It loomed hundreds of feet above him; he looked up at the top, squinting helplessly into the light.
It looked like—
It seemed like—
Impossible!
No way!
The voice in the loudspeaker at the door said, "Burckhardt?" But he was unable to answer.
The intercom at the door crackled, "Burckhardt?" But he couldn't respond.
A heavy rumbling sigh. "I see," said the voice. "You finally understand. There's no place to go. You know it now. I could have told you, but you might not have believed me, so it was better for you to see it yourself. And after all, Burckhardt, why would I reconstruct a city just the way it was before? I'm a businessman; I count costs. If a thing has to be full-scale, I build it that way. But there wasn't any need to in this case."
A deep, rumbling sigh. "I get it," the voice said. "You finally understand. There's nowhere left to go. You know it now. I could have told you, but you probably wouldn't have believed me, so it was better for you to figure it out on your own. And honestly, Burckhardt, why would I rebuild a city exactly how it was before? I'm a businessman; I keep track of expenses. If something needs to be full-scale, I make it that way. But there was no need for that here."
From the mountain before him, Burckhardt helplessly saw a lesser cliff descend carefully toward him. It was long and dark, and at the end of it was whiteness, five-fingered whiteness....
From the mountain in front of him, Burckhardt helplessly watched a smaller cliff slowly descend toward him. It was long and dark, and at the end of it was a bright whiteness, five-fingered whiteness....
"Poor little Burckhardt," crooned the loudspeaker, while the echoes rumbled through the enormous chasm that was only a workshop. "It must have been quite a shock for you to find out you were living in a town built on a table top."
"Poor little Burckhardt," the loudspeaker crooned, as the echoes reverberated through the vast space that was just a workshop. "It must have been quite a shock for you to discover you were living in a town built on a tabletop."
VI

t was the morning of June 15th, and Guy Burckhardt woke up screaming out of a dream.
It was the morning of June 15th, and Guy Burckhardt woke up screaming from a dream.
It had been a monstrous and incomprehensible dream, of explosions and shadowy figures that were not men and terror beyond words.
It had been a terrifying and unimaginable dream, filled with explosions and shadowy figures that weren't human, and fear that was beyond expression.
He shuddered and opened his eyes.
He shuddered and opened his eyes.
Outside his bedroom window, a hugely amplified voice was howling.
Outside his bedroom window, a loud voice was blaring.
Burckhardt stumbled over to the window and stared outside. There was an out-of-season chill to the air, more like October than June; but the scent was normal enough—except for the sound-truck that squatted at curbside halfway down the block. Its speaker horns blared:
Burckhardt stumbled over to the window and stared outside. There was an out-of-season chill in the air, more like October than June; but the scent was normal enough—except for the sound truck that sat at curbside halfway down the block. Its speaker horns blared:
"Are you a coward? Are you a fool? Are you going to let crooked politicians steal the country from you? NO! Are you going to put up with four more years of graft and crime? NO! Are you going to vote straight Federal Party all up and down the ballot? YES! You just bet you are!"
"Are you a coward? Are you a fool? Are you going to let corrupt politicians take away your country? NO! Are you going to tolerate four more years of corruption and crime? NO! Are you going to vote straight Federal Party all the way down the ballot? YES! You bet you are!"
Sometimes he screams, sometimes he wheedles, threatens, begs, cajoles ... but his voice goes on and on through one June 15th after another.
Sometimes he screams, sometimes he pleads, threatens, begs, sweet-talks... but his voice keeps going on and on through one June 15th after another.
—FREDERIK POHL
—FREDERIK POHL

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