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THE
PATCHWORK GIRL
OF OZ


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The Patchwork Girl of Oz

THE
PATCHWORK GIRL
OF OZ



BY

L. FRANK BAUM

AUTHOR OF THE ROAD TO OZ, DOROTHY AND THE WIZARD IN OZ, THE EMERALD CITY OF OZ, THE LAND OF OZ, OZMA OF OZ, ETC.

THE
PATCHWORK GIRL
OF OZ



BY

L. Frank Baum

AUTHOR OF THE ROAD TO OZ, DOROTHY AND THE WIZARD IN OZ, THE EMERALD CITY OF OZ, THE LAND OF OZ, OZMA OF OZ, ETC.

ILLUSTRATED BY

JOHN R. NEILL


The Reilly & Lee Co.
Chicago

ILLUSTRATED BY

JOHN R. NEILL


The Reilly & Lee Co.
Chi-town

Copyright 1913

Affectionately Dedicated to my young friend Sumner Hamilton Britton of Chicago


15 PROLOGUE

THROUGH the kindness of Dorothy Gale of Kansas, afterward Princess Dorothy of Oz, an humble writer in the United States of America was once appointed Royal Historian of Oz, with the privilege of writing the chronicle of that wonderful fairyland. But after making six books about the adventures of those interesting but queer people who live in the Land of Oz, the Historian learned with sorrow that by an edict of the Supreme Ruler, Ozma of Oz, her country would thereafter be rendered invisible to all who lived outside its borders and that all communication with Oz would, in the future, be cut off.

THROUGH the kindness of Dorothy Gale from Kansas, who later became Princess Dorothy of Oz, an everyday writer in the United States was once named the Royal Historian of Oz, with the opportunity to document the history of that amazing fairyland. However, after writing six books about the adventures of the unique and fascinating people who inhabit the Land of Oz, the Historian sadly learned that, by a decree from the Supreme Ruler, Ozma of Oz, her country would be made invisible to everyone living outside its borders, and all communication with Oz would be permanently severed.

The children who had learned to look for the books about Oz and who loved the stories about the gay and happy people inhabiting that favored country, were as sorry as their Historian that there would be no more books of Oz stories. They wrote many letters asking if the Historian did not know of some adventures to write about that had happened before the Land of Oz was shut out from all the rest of the world. But he did not know of any. Finally one of the children inquired why we couldn't hear from Princess Dorothy by wireless telegraph, which would enable her to communicate to the Historian whatever happened in the far-off Land of Oz without his seeing her, or even knowing just where Oz is.

The kids who had learned to search for the books about Oz and who loved the tales about the cheerful and joyful people living in that beloved land were just as disappointed as their Historian that there would be no more Oz stories. They wrote many letters asking if the Historian knew of any adventures to write about that had taken place before the Land of Oz was cut off from the rest of the world. But he didn’t know of any. Eventually, one of the kids asked why we couldn’t hear from Princess Dorothy via wireless telegraph, which would let her tell the Historian whatever was happening in the distant Land of Oz without him needing to see her or even knowing exactly where Oz is.

That seemed a good idea; so the Historian rigged up a high tower in his back yard, and took lessons in wireless telegraphy until he understood it, and then began to call "Princess Dorothy of Oz" by sending messages into the air.

That seemed like a good idea, so the Historian built a tall tower in his backyard and took lessons in wireless telegraphy until he understood it. Then he started sending messages into the air to call "Princess Dorothy of Oz."

Now, it wasn't likely that Dorothy would be looking for wireless messages or would heed the call; but one thing the Historian was sure of, and that was that the powerful Sorceress, Glinda, would know what he was doing and that he desired16 to communicate with Dorothy. For Glinda has a big book in which is recorded every event that takes place anywhere in the world, just the moment that it happens, and so of course the book would tell her about the wireless message.

Now, it was unlikely that Dorothy would be searching for wireless messages or would respond to the call; but one thing the Historian was sure about was that the powerful Sorceress, Glinda, would know what he was doing and that he wanted16 to communicate with Dorothy. Glinda has a big book that records every event happening anywhere in the world the moment it occurs, so of course the book would inform her about the wireless message.

And that was the way Dorothy heard that the Historian wanted to speak with her, and there was a Shaggy Man in the Land of Oz who knew how to telegraph a wireless reply. The result was that the Historian begged so hard to be told the latest news of Oz, so that he could write it down for the children to read, that Dorothy asked permission of Ozma and Ozma graciously consented.

And that’s how Dorothy learned that the Historian wanted to talk to her, and there was a Shaggy Man in the Land of Oz who knew how to send a wireless message. As a result, the Historian pleaded so earnestly to be updated on the latest news of Oz, so he could write it down for the children to read, that Dorothy asked Ozma for permission, and Ozma graciously agreed.

That is why, after two long years of waiting, another Oz story is now presented to the children of America. This would not have been possible had not some clever man invented the "wireless" and an equally clever child suggested the idea of reaching the mysterious Land of Oz by its means.

That’s why, after two long years of waiting, another Oz story is now shared with the kids of America. This wouldn’t have been possible if a clever person hadn’t invented the "wireless" and an equally smart child hadn’t come up with the idea of getting to the mysterious Land of Oz through it.

L. Frank Baum.

L. Frank Baum.

"OZCOT"
at HOLLYWOOD
in CALIFORNIA

LIST OF CHAPTERS

Chapter Page
1— Ojo and Uncle Nunkie 19
2— The Crooked Magician 23
3— The Patchwork Girl 35
4— The Glass Cat 47
5— A Bad Accident 55
6— The Trip 67
7— The Annoying Record Player 83
8— The Silly Owl and the Smart Donkey 91
9— They Meet the Dazed 99
10— Shaggy Man Saves the Day 115
11— A Great Friend 127
12— The Giant Porcupine 147
13— Scraps & the Scarecrow 159
14— Ojo Breaks the Law 179
15— Ozma's Captive 191
16— Princess Dorothy 203
17— Ozma and Her Friends 215
18— Ojo is forgiven. 223
19— Trouble with the Tottenhots 235
20— The Captive Yoop 255
21— Hiphopper the Champ 267
22— The Joking Horners 275
23— Peace is Officially Declared 287
24— Ojo Discovers the Dark Well 299
25— They Bribe the Lazy Quadling 303
26— The Trick River 311
27— The Tin Woodman Complains 323
28— The Amazing Wizard of Oz 335
18


OJO and UNK NUNKIE

Chapter one
19 Ojo and Unk Nunkie
Chap. One

"WHERE'S the butter, Unc Nunkie?" asked Ojo.

"Where's the butter, Uncle Nunkie?" asked Ojo.

Unc looked out of the window and stroked his long beard. Then he turned to the Munchkin boy and shook his head.

Unc looked out the window and stroked his long beard. Then he turned to the Munchkin boy and shook his head.

"Isn't," said he.

"Isn’t," he said.

"Isn't any butter? That's too bad, Unc. Where's the jam then?" inquired Ojo, standing on a stool so he could look through all the shelves of the cupboard. But Unc Nunkie shook his head again.

"Isn't there any butter? That's too bad, Uncle. Where's the jam then?" Ojo asked, standing on a stool so he could see all the shelves of the cupboard. But Uncle Nunkie shook his head again.

"Gone," he said.

"He's gone," he said.

"No jam, either? And no cake—no jelly—no apples—nothing but bread?"

"No jam? And no cake—no jelly—no apples—just bread?"

"All," said Unc, again stroking his beard as he gazed from the window.

"All," said Unc, once more stroking his beard as he looked out the window.

20The little boy brought the stool and sat beside his uncle, munching the dry bread slowly and seeming in deep thought.

20The little boy brought the stool and sat next to his uncle, chewing the dry bread slowly and looking lost in thought.

"Nothing grows in our yard but the bread tree," he mused, "and there are only two more loaves on that tree; and they're not ripe yet. Tell me, Unc; why are we so poor?"

"Nothing grows in our yard except the bread tree," he thought. "And there are only two more loaves on that tree, and they're not ripe yet. Tell me, Unc, why are we so poor?"

The old Munchkin turned and looked at Ojo. He had kindly eyes, but he hadn't smiled or laughed in so long that the boy had forgotten that Unc Nunkie could look any other way than solemn. And Unc never spoke any more words than he was obliged to, so his little nephew, who lived alone with him, had learned to understand a great deal from one word.

The old Munchkin turned and looked at Ojo. He had kind eyes, but he hadn't smiled or laughed in so long that the boy had forgotten that Unc Nunkie could look any different than serious. And Unc never spoke more words than he had to, so his little nephew, who lived alone with him, had learned to understand a lot from just one word.

"Why are we so poor, Unc?" repeated the boy.

"Why are we so broke, Uncle?" the boy repeated.

"Not," said the old Munchkin.

"Not," said the old Munchkin.

"I think we are," declared Ojo. "What have we got?"

"I think we are," Ojo said. "What do we have?"

"House," said Unc Nunkie.

"Home," said Unc Nunkie.

"I know; but everyone in the Land of Oz has a place to live. What else, Unc?"

"I get it; but everyone in the Land of Oz has a home. What else, Unc?"

"Bread."

"Bread."

"I'm eating the last loaf that's ripe. There; I've put aside your share, Unc. It's on the table, so you can eat it when you get hungry. But when that is gone, what shall we eat, Unc?"

"I'm eating the last ripe loaf. There; I've saved your share, Unc. It's on the table, so you can have it when you're hungry. But when that's gone, what will we eat, Unc?"

The old man shifted in his chair but merely shook his head.

The old man adjusted himself in his chair but just shook his head.

"Of course," said Ojo, who was obliged to talk because his uncle would not, "no one starves in the Land of Oz, either. There is plenty for everyone, you know; only, if it isn't just where you happen to be, you must go where it is."

"Of course," said Ojo, who had to talk since his uncle wouldn’t, "no one goes hungry in the Land of Oz, either. There's enough for everyone, you know; it's just that if it's not right where you are, you have to go where it is."

21The aged Munchkin wriggled again and stared at his small nephew as if disturbed by his argument.

21The old Munchkin squirmed again and looked at his little nephew as if he were bothered by his argument.

"By to-morrow morning," the boy went on, "we must go where there is something to eat, or we shall grow very hungry and become very unhappy."

"By tomorrow morning," the boy continued, "we need to find somewhere to eat, or we'll get really hungry and be very unhappy."

"Where?" asked Unc.

"Where?" asked Uncle.

"Where shall we go? I don't know, I'm sure," replied Ojo. "But you must know, Unc. You must have traveled, in your time, because you're so old. I don't remember it, because ever since I could remember anything we've lived right here in this lonesome, round house, with a little garden back of it and the thick woods all around. All I've ever seen of the great Land of Oz, Unc dear, is the view of that mountain over at the south, where they say the Hammerheads live—who won't let anybody go by them—and that mountain at the north, where they say nobody lives."

"Where should we go? I really have no idea," Ojo replied. "But you have to know, Unc. You must have traveled in your time since you’re so old. I don’t remember it, because as long as I can recall, we’ve lived right here in this lonely, round house with a small garden out back and thick woods all around. The only view I've ever had of the great Land of Oz, dear Unc, is of that mountain to the south, where they say the Hammerheads live—who won’t let anyone pass by—and that mountain to the north, where they say no one lives."

"One," declared Unc, correcting him.

"One," said Unc, correcting him.

"Oh, yes; one family lives there, I've heard. That's the Crooked Magician, who is named Dr. Pipt, and his wife Margolotte. One year you told me about them; I think it took you a whole year, Unc, to say as much as I've just said about the Crooked Magician and his wife. They live high up on the mountain, and the good Munchkin Country, where the fruits and flowers grow, is just the other side. It's funny you and I should live here all alone, in the middle of the forest, isn't it?"

"Oh, yes; I've heard one family lives there. It's the Crooked Magician, Dr. Pipt, and his wife, Margolotte. You told me about them a year ago; I think it took you a whole year, Unc, to share as much as I've just said about the Crooked Magician and his wife. They live high up on the mountain, and the lovely Munchkin Country, where the fruits and flowers grow, is just on the other side. It's kind of funny that you and I are here all alone in the middle of the forest, isn't it?"

"Yes," said Unc.

"Yeah," said Unc.

22"Then let's go away and visit the Munchkin Country and its jolly, good-natured people. I'd love to get a sight of something besides woods, Unc Nunkie."

22 "Then let’s go visit Munchkin Country and its cheerful, friendly people. I’d really like to see something other than just woods, Uncle Nunkie."

"Too little," said Unc.

"Not enough," said Unc.

"Why, I'm not so little as I used to be," answered the boy earnestly. "I think I can walk as far and as fast through the woods as you can, Unc. And now that nothing grows in our back yard that is good to eat, we must go where there is food."

"Well, I'm not as little as I used to be," the boy replied earnestly. "I think I can walk just as far and as fast through the woods as you can, Uncle. And since there's nothing good to eat in our backyard anymore, we need to go where there is food."

Unc Nunkie made no reply for a time. Then he shut down the window and turned his chair to face the room, for the sun was sinking behind the tree-tops and it was growing cool.

Unc Nunkie didn't respond for a moment. Then he closed the window and turned his chair to face the room, since the sun was setting behind the treetops and it was getting cool.

By and by Ojo lighted the fire and the logs blazed freely in the broad fireplace. The two sat in the firelight a long time—the old, white-bearded Munchkin and the little boy. Both were thinking. When it grew quite dark outside, Ojo said:

By and by, Ojo lit the fire and the logs burned brightly in the wide fireplace. The two sat in the firelight for a long time—the old, white-bearded Munchkin and the little boy. Both were deep in thought. When it got completely dark outside, Ojo said:

"Eat your bread, Unc, and then we will go to bed."

"Eat your bread, Uncle, and then we’ll go to bed."

But Unc Nunkie did not eat the bread; neither did he go directly to bed. Long after his little nephew was sound asleep in the corner of the room the old man sat by the fire, thinking.

But Uncle Nunkie didn’t eat the bread; nor did he go straight to bed. Long after his little nephew was fast asleep in the corner of the room, the old man sat by the fire, lost in thought.


The Shifty Magician

Chapter 2
23 The Crooked Magician
Chap. two

JUST at dawn next morning Unc Nunkie laid his hand tenderly on Ojo's head and awakened him.

JUST at dawn the next morning, Unc Nunkie gently placed his hand on Ojo's head and woke him up.

"Come," he said.

"Let's go," he said.

Ojo dressed. He wore blue silk stockings, blue knee-pants with gold buckles, a blue ruffled waist and a jacket of bright blue braided with gold. His shoes were of blue leather and turned up at the toes, which were pointed. His hat had a peaked crown and a flat brim, and around the brim was a row of tiny golden bells that tinkled when he moved. This was the native costume of those who inhabited the Munchkin Country of the Land of Oz, so Unc Nunkie's dress was much like that of his nephew. Instead of shoes, the old man wore boots24 with turnover tops and his blue coat had wide cuffs of gold braid.

Ojo got dressed. He wore blue silk stockings, blue knee-pants with gold buckles, a blue ruffled waistcoat, and a bright blue jacket braided with gold. His shoes were blue leather and had pointed, upturned toes. His hat had a peak crown and a flat brim, with a row of tiny golden bells around the brim that tinkled when he moved. This was the traditional outfit of the Munchkin Country in the Land of Oz, so Unc Nunkie's outfit was similar to his nephew's. Instead of shoes, the old man wore boots with turnover tops, and his blue coat had wide cuffs of gold braid.24

The boy noticed that his uncle had not eaten the bread, and supposed the old man had not been hungry. Ojo was hungry, though; so he divided the piece of bread upon the table and ate his half for breakfast, washing it down with fresh, cool water from the brook. Unc put the other piece of bread in his jacket pocket, after which he again said, as he walked out through the doorway: "Come."

The boy noticed that his uncle hadn’t eaten the bread and thought the old man just wasn’t hungry. Ojo was hungry, though, so he split the piece of bread on the table and had his half for breakfast, washing it down with fresh, cool water from the brook. Unc put the other piece of bread in his jacket pocket, then he said again as he walked out through the doorway, “Come.”

Ojo was well pleased. He was dreadfully tired of living all alone in the woods and wanted to travel and see people. For a long time he had wished to explore the beautiful Land of Oz in which they lived. When they were outside, Unc simply latched the door and started up the path. No one would disturb their little house, even if anyone came so far into the thick forest while they were gone.

Ojo felt very happy. He was really tired of living all alone in the woods and wanted to travel and meet people. For a long time, he had wanted to explore the beautiful Land of Oz where they lived. When they were outside, Unc just locked the door and began walking up the path. No one would bother their little house, even if someone ventured that far into the thick forest while they were away.

At the foot of the mountain that separated the Country of the Munchkins from the Country of the Gillikins, the path divided. One way led to the left and the other to the right—straight up the mountain. Unc Nunkie took this right-hand path and Ojo followed without asking why. He knew it would take them to the house of the Crooked Magician, whom he had never seen but who was their nearest neighbor.

At the base of the mountain that separated the Country of the Munchkins from the Country of the Gillikins, the path split. One way went to the left and the other to the right—directly up the mountain. Unc Nunkie chose the right path and Ojo followed without questioning why. He knew it would lead them to the home of the Crooked Magician, whom he had never met but was their closest neighbor.

All the morning they trudged up the mountain path and at noon Unc and Ojo sat on a fallen tree-trunk and ate the last of the bread which the old Munchkin had placed in his pocket.25 Then they started on again and two hours later came in sight of the house of Dr. Pipt.

All morning they hiked up the mountain path, and at noon, Unc and Ojo sat on a fallen tree trunk and ate the last of the bread that the old Munchkin had put in his pocket.25 Then they continued on and, two hours later, spotted Dr. Pipt's house.

It was a big house, round, as were all the Munchkin houses, and painted blue, which is the distinctive color of the Munchkin Country of Oz. There was a pretty garden around the house, where blue trees and blue flowers grew in abundance and in one place were beds of blue cabbages, blue carrots and blue lettuce, all of which were delicious to eat. In Dr. Pipt's garden grew bun-trees, cake-trees, cream-puff bushes, blue buttercups which yielded excellent blue butter and a row of chocolate-caramel plants. Paths of blue gravel divided the vegetable and flower beds and a wider path led up to the front door. The place was in a clearing on the mountain, but a little way off was the grim forest, which completely surrounded it.

It was a large, round house, like all the Munchkin homes, and painted blue, the signature color of Munchkin Country in Oz. A lovely garden surrounded the house, filled with blue trees and blue flowers in abundance, as well as patches of blue cabbages, blue carrots, and blue lettuce, all of which were delicious. In Dr. Pipt's garden, there were bun-trees, cake-trees, cream-puff bushes, blue buttercups that produced great blue butter, and a row of chocolate-caramel plants. Paths of blue gravel separated the vegetable and flower beds, while a wider path led up to the front door. The place was in a clearing on the mountain, but close by was the dark forest that completely surrounded it.

Unc knocked at the door of the house and a chubby, pleasant-faced woman, dressed all in blue, opened it and greeted the visitors with a smile.

Unc knocked on the door of the house, and a chubby, friendly-looking woman in a blue outfit opened it and smiled at the visitors.

"Ah," said Ojo; "you must be Dame Margolotte, the good wife of Dr. Pipt."

"Ah," said Ojo, "you must be Dame Margolotte, the kind wife of Dr. Pipt."

"I am, my dear, and all strangers are welcome to my home."

"I am, my dear, and all newcomers are welcome in my home."

"May we see the famous Magician, Madam?"

"Can we see the famous magician, ma'am?"

"He is very busy just now," she said, shaking her head doubtfully. "But come in and let me give you something to eat, for you must have traveled far in order to get to our lonely place."

"He's really busy right now," she said, shaking her head uncertainly. "But come in and let me get you something to eat, since you must have traveled a long way to reach our isolated spot."

"We have," replied Ojo, as he and Unc entered the house.26 "We have come from a far lonelier place than this."

"We have," Ojo replied as he and Unc walked into the house.26 "We’ve come from a much lonelier place than this."

"A lonelier place! And in the Munchkin Country?" she exclaimed. "Then it must be somewhere in the Blue Forest."

"A lonelier place! And in the Munchkin Country?" she exclaimed. "Then it must be somewhere in the Blue Forest."

"It is, good Dame Margolotte."

"It is, good Dame Margolotte."

"Dear me!" she said, looking at the man, "you must be Unc Nunkie, known as the Silent One." Then she looked at the boy. "And you must be Ojo the Unlucky," she added.

"Wow!" she said, glancing at the man, "you must be Unc Nunkie, the Silent One." Then she turned to the boy. "And you must be Ojo the Unlucky," she added.

"Yes," said Unc.

"Yes," said Uncle.

"I never knew I was called the Unlucky," said Ojo, soberly; "but it is really a good name for me."

"I never knew I was called the Unlucky," Ojo said seriously, "but it really suits me."

"Well," remarked the woman, as she bustled around the room and set the table and brought food from the cupboard, "you were unlucky to live all alone in that dismal forest, which is much worse than the forest around here; but perhaps your luck will change, now you are away from it. If, during your travels, you can manage to lose that 'Un' at the beginning of your name 'Unlucky,' you will then become Ojo the Lucky, which will be a great improvement."

"Well," the woman said as she hurried around the room, setting the table and bringing food from the cupboard, "you were unfortunate to live all alone in that gloomy forest, which is far worse than the one around here; but maybe your luck will change now that you're away from it. If, during your travels, you can manage to drop that 'Un' at the beginning of your name 'Unlucky,' you'll become Ojo the Lucky, which would be a big improvement."

"How can I lose that 'Un,' Dame Margolotte?"

"How can I get rid of that 'Un,' Dame Margolotte?"

"I do not know how, but you must keep the matter in mind and perhaps the chance will come to you," she replied.

"I don’t know how, but you should keep it in mind, and maybe an opportunity will come your way," she replied.

Ojo had never eaten such a fine meal in all his life. There was a savory stew, smoking hot, a dish of blue peas, a bowl of sweet milk of a delicate blue tint and a blue pudding with blue plums in it. When the visitors had eaten heartily of this fare the woman said to them:

Ojo had never had such an incredible meal in his life. There was a delicious stew, steaming hot, a dish of blue peas, a bowl of sweet milk with a light blue color, and a blue pudding filled with blue plums. After the guests enjoyed this feast, the woman said to them:

27"Do you wish to see Dr. Pipt on business or for pleasure?"

27"Do you want to see Dr. Pipt for work or for fun?"

Unc shook his head.

Unc shook his head.

"We are traveling," replied Ojo, "and we stopped at your house just to rest and refresh ourselves. I do not think Unc Nunkie cares very much to see the famous Crooked Magician; but for my part I am curious to look at such a great man."

"We're on a trip," Ojo replied, "and we stopped by your place just to take a break and refresh ourselves. I don't think Unc Nunkie is too interested in meeting the famous Crooked Magician, but I'm curious to see such a great man."

The woman seemed thoughtful.

The woman looked thoughtful.

"I remember that Unc Nunkie and my husband used to be friends, many years ago," she said, "so perhaps they will be glad to meet again. The Magician is very busy, as I said, but if you will promise not to disturb him you may come into his workshop and watch him prepare a wonderful charm."

"I remember that Uncle Nunkie and my husband were friends a long time ago," she said, "so maybe they'll be happy to see each other again. The Magician is really busy, like I mentioned, but if you promise not to bother him, you can come into his workshop and watch him create an amazing charm."

"Thank you," replied the boy, much pleased. "I would like to do that."

"Thanks," replied the boy, feeling happy. "I'd love to do that."

She led the way to a great domed hall at the back of the house, which was the Magician's workshop. There was a row of windows extending nearly around the sides of the circular room, which rendered the place very light, and there was a back door in addition to the one leading to the front part of the house. Before the row of windows a broad seat was built and there were some chairs and benches in the room besides. At one end stood a great fireplace, in which a blue log was blazing with a blue flame, and over the fire hung four kettles in a row, all bubbling and steaming at a great rate. The Magician was stirring all four of these kettles at the same time, two with his hands and two with his feet, to the latter, wooden ladles being28 strapped, for this man was so very crooked that his legs were as handy as his arms.

She led the way to a large domed hall at the back of the house, which was the Magician's workshop. A row of windows stretched nearly all the way around the circular room, making it very bright, and there was a back door in addition to the one leading to the front of the house. In front of the row of windows, a wide bench was built, and there were some chairs and benches in the room as well. At one end stood a big fireplace, where a blue log was burning with a blue flame, and over the fire hung four kettles in a row, all bubbling and steaming vigorously. The Magician was stirring all four kettles at once—two with his hands and two with his feet—with wooden ladles strapped to the latter, since this man was so crooked that his legs were just as useful as his arms.

Unc Nunkie came forward to greet his old friend, but not being able to shake either his hands or his feet, which were all occupied in stirring, he patted the Magician's bald head and asked: "What?"

Unc Nunkie stepped up to greet his old friend, but since his hands and feet were busy stirring, he couldn’t shake them. Instead, he patted the Magician's bald head and asked, "What?"

"Ah, it's the Silent One," remarked Dr. Pipt, without looking up, "and he wants to know what I'm making. Well, when it is quite finished this compound will be the wonderful Powder of Life, which no one knows how to make but myself. Whenever it is sprinkled on anything, that thing will at once come to life, no matter what it is. It takes me several years to make this magic Powder, but at this moment I am pleased to say it is nearly done. You see, I am making it for my good wife Margolotte, who wants to use some of it for a purpose of her own. Sit down and make yourself comfortable, Unc Nunkie, and after I've finished my task I will talk to you."

"Ah, it's the Silent One," Dr. Pipt said without looking up, "and he wants to know what I’m working on. Well, when it’s completely finished, this mixture will be the amazing Powder of Life, which no one knows how to make except me. Whenever it’s sprinkled on anything, that thing will immediately come to life, no matter what it is. It takes me several years to make this magic Powder, but I’m happy to say it’s almost done. You see, I’m making it for my lovely wife Margolotte, who wants to use some for her own purpose. Sit down and get comfortable, Unc Nunkie, and once I’ve finished my work, I’ll talk to you."

"You must know," said Margolotte, when they were all seated together on the broad window-seat, "that my husband foolishly gave away all the Powder of Life he first made to old Mombi the Witch, who used to live in the Country of the Gillikins, to the north of here. Mombi gave to Dr. Pipt a Powder of Perpetual Youth in exchange for his Powder of Life, but she cheated him wickedly, for the Powder of Youth was no good and could work no magic at all."

"You should know," Margolotte said as they all settled onto the wide window seat, "that my husband really messed up by giving away all the Powder of Life he originally made to old Mombi the Witch, who used to live in the Gillikins region north of here. Mombi traded Dr. Pipt a Powder of Perpetual Youth for his Powder of Life, but she totally cheated him because the Powder of Youth was worthless and didn't have any magical effects at all."

"Perhaps the Powder of Life couldn't either," said Ojo.29

"Maybe the Powder of Life couldn't do that either," Ojo said.29

30"Yes; it is perfection," she declared. "The first lot we tested on our Glass Cat, which not only began to live but has lived ever since. She's somewhere around the house now."

30“Yes, it’s perfect,” she said. “The first batch we tried on our Glass Cat, which not only came to life but has been alive ever since. She’s somewhere in the house right now.”

"A Glass Cat!" exclaimed Ojo, astonished.

"A glass cat!" Ojo exclaimed, amazed.

"Yes; she makes a very pleasant companion, but admires herself a little more than is considered modest, and she positively refuses to catch mice," explained Margolotte. "My husband made the cat some pink brains, but they proved to be too high-bred and particular for a cat, so she thinks it is undignified in her to catch mice. Also she has a pretty blood-red heart, but it is made of stone—a ruby, I think—and so is rather hard and unfeeling. I think the next Glass Cat the Magician makes will have neither brains nor heart, for then it will not object to catching mice and may prove of some use to us."

"Yeah, she’s a really nice companion, but she admires herself a bit too much to be considered modest, and she absolutely refuses to catch mice," Margolotte explained. "My husband made the cat some pink brains, but they ended up being too fancy and picky for her, so she thinks it’s beneath her to catch mice. Also, she has a pretty blood-red heart, but it’s made of stone—a ruby, I think—and that makes her kind of hard and unfeeling. I think the next Glass Cat the Magician makes won’t have either brains or a heart, which means it won’t mind catching mice and could actually be useful to us."

"What did old Mombi the Witch do with the Powder of Life your husband gave her?" asked the boy.

"What did old Mombi the Witch do with the Powder of Life that your husband gave her?" asked the boy.

"She brought Jack Pumpkinhead to life, for one thing," was the reply. "I suppose you've heard of Jack Pumpkinhead. He is now living near the Emerald City and is a great favorite with the Princess Ozma, who rules all the Land of Oz."

"She brought Jack Pumpkinhead to life, for one thing," was the reply. "I guess you've heard of Jack Pumpkinhead. He’s currently living near the Emerald City and is a big favorite with Princess Ozma, who rules the entire Land of Oz."

"No; I've never heard of him," remarked Ojo. "I'm afraid I don't know much about the Land of Oz. You see, I've lived all my life with Unc Nunkie, the Silent One, and there was no one to tell me anything."

"No; I've never heard of him," Ojo said. "I'm sorry, but I don’t know much about the Land of Oz. You see, I’ve lived my whole life with Unc Nunkie, the Silent One, and there was no one to tell me anything."

"That is one reason you are Ojo the Unlucky," said the31 woman, in a sympathetic tone. "The more one knows, the luckier he is, for knowledge is the greatest gift in life."

"That’s one reason you’re Ojo the Unlucky," the woman said sympathetically. "The more you know, the luckier you are, because knowledge is the greatest gift in life."

"But tell me, please, what you intend to do with this new lot of the Powder of Life, which Dr. Pipt is making. He said his wife wanted it for some especial purpose."

"But please tell me what you plan to do with this new batch of Powder of Life that Dr. Pipt is making. He mentioned that his wife needed it for a special purpose."

"So I do," she answered. "I want it to bring my Patchwork Girl to life."

"So I do," she replied. "I want it to bring my Patchwork Girl to life."

"Oh! A Patchwork Girl? What is that?" Ojo asked, for this seemed even more strange and unusual than a Glass Cat.

"Oh! A Patchwork Girl? What is that?" Ojo asked, because this seemed even stranger and more unusual than a Glass Cat.

"I think I must show you my Patchwork Girl," said Margolotte, laughing at the boy's astonishment, "for she is rather difficult to explain. But first I will tell you that for many years I have longed for a servant to help me with the housework and to cook the meals and wash the dishes. No servant will come here because the place is so lonely and out-of-the-way, so my clever husband, the Crooked Magician, proposed that I make a girl out of some sort of material and he would make her live by sprinkling over her the Powder of Life. This seemed an excellent suggestion and at once Dr. Pipt set to work to make a new batch of his magic powder. He has been at it a long, long while, and so I have had plenty of time to make the girl. Yet that task was not so easy as you may suppose. At first I couldn't think what to make her of, but finally in searching through a chest I came across an old patchwork quilt, which my grandmother once made when she was young."

"I think I should show you my Patchwork Girl," Margolotte said, laughing at the boy's surprise, "because she's a bit tricky to explain. But first, let me tell you that I've wanted a helper to take care of the housework, cook meals, and wash dishes for years. No one will come to help because the place is so isolated and remote, so my clever husband, the Crooked Magician, suggested that I create a girl out of some material, and he would bring her to life by sprinkling the Powder of Life on her. This sounded like a great idea, and Dr. Pipt immediately got to work on a new batch of his magic powder. He’s been at it for a long time, so I’ve had plenty of time to make the girl. However, that task wasn’t as easy as you might think. At first, I struggled to decide what to make her from, but eventually, while searching through a chest, I found an old patchwork quilt that my grandmother made when she was young."

"What is a patchwork quilt?" asked Ojo.

"What’s a patchwork quilt?" Ojo asked.

32"A bed-quilt made of patches of different kinds and colors of cloth, all neatly sewed together. The patches are of all shapes and sizes, so a patchwork quilt is a very pretty and gorgeous thing to look at. Sometimes it is called a 'crazy-quilt,' because the patches and colors are so mixed up. We never have used my grandmother's many-colored patchwork quilt, handsome as it is, for we Munchkins do not care for any color other than blue, so it has been packed away in the chest for about a hundred years. When I found it, I said to myself that it would do nicely for my servant girl, for when she was brought to life she would not be proud nor haughty, as the Glass Cat is, for such a dreadful mixture of colors would discourage her from trying to be as dignified as the blue Munchkins are."

32"A quilt made of different patches of cloth in various colors, all neatly sewn together. The patches come in all shapes and sizes, making a patchwork quilt a really beautiful and striking thing to look at. Sometimes it’s called a 'crazy quilt' because the patches and colors are so mixed up. We’ve never used my grandmother's colorful patchwork quilt, as beautiful as it is, because we Munchkins only care about blue. So, it has been stored away in the chest for almost a hundred years. When I found it, I thought it would be perfect for my servant girl, because when she comes to life, she won't be proud or arrogant like the Glass Cat is. A mix of such colors would probably keep her from trying to act as dignified as the blue Munchkins are."

"Is blue the only respectable color, then?" inquired Ojo.

"Is blue the only respectable color, then?" Ojo asked.

"Yes, for a Munchkin. All our country is blue, you know. But in other parts of Oz the people favor different colors. At the Emerald City, where our Princess Ozma lives, green is the popular color. But all Munchkins prefer blue to anything else and when my housework girl is brought to life she will find herself to be of so many unpopular colors that she'll never dare be rebellious or impudent, as servants are sometimes liable to be when they are made the same way their mistresses are."

"Yes, for a Munchkin. Our entire country is blue, you know. But in other parts of Oz, people like different colors. In the Emerald City, where our Princess Ozma lives, green is the favored color. But all Munchkins prefer blue above all else, and when my housekeeper comes to life, she'll see that she's made of so many unpopular colors that she'll never be bold or rude, like servants can sometimes be when they're made just like their mistresses."

Unc Nunkie nodded approval.

Unc Nunkie nodded in approval.

"Good i-dea," he said; and that was a long speech for Unc Nunkie because it was two words.

"Good idea," he said; and that was a long speech for Unc Nunkie because it was two words.

33"So I cut up the quilt," continued Margolotte, "and made from it a very well-shaped girl, which I stuffed with cotton-wadding. I will show you what a good job I did," and she went to a tall cupboard and threw open the doors.

33"So I cut up the quilt," Margolotte continued, "and made a nicely shaped girl from it, which I stuffed with cotton. I'll show you what a great job I did," and she went to a tall cupboard and flung open the doors.

Then back she came, lugging in her arms the Patchwork Girl, which she set upon the bench and propped up so that the figure would not tumble over.

Then she came back, carrying the Patchwork Girl in her arms, which she placed on the bench and propped up so the figure wouldn’t fall over.


34 Ojo

The Patchwork Girl

Chapter 3
35 The Patchwork Girl
Chap. three

OJO examined this curious contrivance with wonder. The Patchwork Girl was taller than he, when she stood upright, and her body was plump and rounded because it had been so neatly stuffed with cotton. Margolotte had first made the girl's form from the patchwork quilt and then she had dressed it with a patchwork skirt and an apron with pockets in it—using the same gay material throughout. Upon the feet she had sewn a pair of red leather shoes with pointed toes. All the fingers and thumbs of the girl's hands had been carefully formed and stuffed and stitched at the edges, with gold plates at the ends to serve as finger-nails.

OJO looked at this strange creation in amazement. The Patchwork Girl was taller than him when she stood up straight, and her body was plump and round because it was stuffed neatly with cotton. Margolotte had originally made the girl’s shape from a patchwork quilt, and then she dressed her in a patchwork skirt and an apron with pockets, using the same colorful fabric throughout. On her feet, she had sewn a pair of red leather shoes with pointed toes. All the fingers and thumbs of the girl’s hands had been carefully shaped, stuffed, and stitched at the edges, with gold plates at the ends acting as fingernails.

36"She will have to work, when she comes to life," said Margolotte.

36"She will need to put in some effort once she comes alive," said Margolotte.

The head of the Patchwork Girl was the most curious part of her. While she waited for her husband to finish making his Powder of Life the woman had found ample time to complete the head as her fancy dictated, and she realized that a good servant's head must be properly constructed. The hair was of brown yarn and hung down on her neck in several neat braids. Her eyes were two silver suspender-buttons cut from a pair of the Magician's old trousers, and they were sewed on with black threads, which formed the pupils of the eyes. Margolotte had puzzled over the ears for some time, for these were important if the servant was to hear distinctly, but finally she had made them out of thin plates of gold and attached them in place by means of stitches through tiny holes bored in the metal. Gold is the most common metal in the Land of Oz and is used for many purposes because it is soft and pliable.

The head of the Patchwork Girl was the most intriguing part of her. While she waited for her husband to finish making his Powder of Life, the woman had plenty of time to create the head as she pleased, realizing that a good servant's head needed to be well-made. The hair was made of brown yarn and hung down her neck in several tidy braids. Her eyes were two silver suspender-buttons taken from a pair of the Magician's old trousers, sewn on with black threads that formed the pupils. Margolotte had thought a lot about the ears, as they were important for the servant to hear clearly, but in the end, she made them from thin plates of gold and attached them with stitches through tiny holes drilled in the metal. Gold is the most common metal in the Land of Oz and is used for many purposes because it's soft and flexible.

The woman had cut a slit for the Patchwork Girl's mouth and sewn two rows of white pearls in it for teeth, using a strip of scarlet plush for a tongue. This mouth Ojo considered very artistic and lifelike, and Margolotte was pleased when the boy praised it. There were almost too many patches on the face of the girl for her to be considered strictly beautiful, for one cheek was yellow and the other red, her chin blue, her forehead purple and the center, where her nose had been formed and padded, a bright yellow.

The woman had made a slit for the Patchwork Girl's mouth and stitched two rows of white pearls in it for teeth, using a strip of red plush for a tongue. Ojo thought this mouth looked really artistic and lifelike, and Margolotte was happy when the boy complimented it. There were almost too many patches on the girl's face for her to be considered strictly beautiful, as one cheek was yellow and the other red, her chin was blue, her forehead was purple, and the center, where her nose had been shaped and padded, was a bright yellow.

37"You ought to have had her face all pink," suggested the boy.

37"You should have made her face all pink," the boy suggested.

"I suppose so; but I had no pink cloth," replied the woman. "Still, I cannot see as it matters much, for I wish my Patchwork Girl to be useful rather than ornamental. If I get tired looking at her patched face I can whitewash it."

"I guess so; but I didn't have any pink fabric," the woman replied. "Still, I don't see that it matters much, because I want my Patchwork Girl to be practical rather than just pretty. If I get tired of looking at her patched face, I can just paint over it."

"Has she any brains?" asked Ojo.

"Does she have any brains?" Ojo asked.

"No; I forgot all about the brains!" exclaimed the woman. "I am glad you reminded me of them, for it is not too late to supply them, by any means. Until she is brought to life I can do anything I please with this girl. But I must be careful not to give her too much brains, and those she has must be such as are fitted to the station she is to occupy in life. In other words, her brains mustn't be very good."

"No; I completely forgot about the brains!" the woman exclaimed. "I'm glad you reminded me, because it's not too late to add them, not at all. Until she comes to life, I can do whatever I want with this girl. But I have to be careful not to give her too much intelligence, and the intelligence she has should match the role she’s going to have in life. In other words, her intelligence shouldn’t be too high."

"Wrong," said Unc Nunkie.

"Incorrect," said Unc Nunkie.

"No; I am sure I am right about that," returned the woman.

"No, I'm sure I'm right about that," the woman replied.

"He means," explained Ojo, "that unless your servant has good brains she won't know how to obey you properly, nor do the things you ask her to do."

"He means," Ojo explained, "that unless your servant is smart, she won't know how to follow your instructions properly or do the things you ask her to do."

"Well, that maybe true," agreed Margolotte; "but, on the contrary, a servant with too much brains is sure to become independent and high-and-mighty and feel above her work. This is a very delicate task, as I said, and I must take care to give the girl just the right quantity of the right sort of brains. I want her to know just enough, but not too much."

"Well, that might be true," Margolotte agreed; "but on the flip side, a servant who’s too smart is definitely going to become independent and act all high and mighty, feeling too good for her job. This is a very delicate situation, as I mentioned, and I need to make sure I give the girl just the right amount of the right kind of smarts. I want her to know just enough, but not too much."

With this she went to another cupboard which was filled38 with shelves. All the shelves were lined with blue glass bottles, neatly labeled by the Magician to show what they contained. One whole shelf was marked: "Brain Furniture," and the bottles on this shelf were labeled as follows: "Obedience," "Cleverness," "Judgment," "Courage," "Ingenuity," "Amiability," "Learning," "Truth," "Poesy," "Self Reliance."

With that, she went to another cupboard that was filled38 with shelves. All the shelves were lined with blue glass bottles, neatly labeled by the Magician to indicate their contents. One entire shelf was marked: "Brain Furniture," and the bottles on this shelf had labels that read: "Obedience," "Cleverness," "Judgment," "Courage," "Ingenuity," "Amiability," "Learning," "Truth," "Poesy," "Self Reliance."

"Let me see," said Margolotte; "of those qualities she must have 'Obedience' first of all," and she took down the bottle bearing that label and poured from it upon a dish several grains of the contents. "'Amiability' is also good and 'Truth.'" She poured into the dish a quantity from each of these bottles. "I think that will do," she continued, "for the other qualities are not needed in a servant."

"Let me see," said Margolotte; "she must have 'Obedience' first of all," and she took down the bottle with that label and poured several grains of its contents onto a dish. "'Amiability' is also good and 'Truth.'" She poured a quantity from each of these bottles into the dish. "I think that will do," she continued, "because the other qualities aren't needed in a servant."

Unc Nunkie, who with Ojo stood beside her, touched the bottle marked "Cleverness."

Unc Nunkie, who stood next to Ojo, touched the bottle labeled "Cleverness."

"Little," said he.

"Little," he said.

"A little 'Cleverness'? Well, perhaps you are right, sir," said she, and was about to take down the bottle when the Crooked Magician suddenly called to her excitedly from the fireplace.

"A little 'Cleverness'? Well, maybe you're right, sir," she said, and was about to grab the bottle when the Crooked Magician suddenly called out to her excitedly from the fireplace.

"Quick, Margolotte! Come and help me."

"Quick, Margolotte! Help me out."

She ran to her husband's side at once and helped him lift the four kettles from the fire. Their contents had all boiled away, leaving in the bottom of each kettle a few grains of fine white powder. Very carefully the Magician removed this powder, placing it all together in a golden dish, where he mixed it with a golden spoon. When the mixture was complete there was scarcely a handful, all told.39

She rushed to her husband's side right away and helped him lift the four kettles off the fire. Everything inside had boiled away, leaving just a few grains of fine white powder at the bottom of each kettle. The Magician carefully removed this powder, putting it all together in a golden dish, where he mixed it with a golden spoon. When he finished mixing, there was hardly even a handful in total.39

40 "That," said Dr. Pipt, in a pleased and triumphant tone, "is the wonderful Powder of Life, which I alone in the world know how to make. It has taken me nearly six years to prepare these precious grains of dust, but the little heap on that dish is worth the price of a kingdom and many a king would give all he has to possess it. When it has become cooled I will place it in a small bottle; but meantime I must watch it carefully, lest a gust of wind blow it away or scatter it."

40 "That," said Dr. Pipt, sounding pleased and triumphant, "is the amazing Powder of Life, which I’m the only one in the world who knows how to make. It took me almost six years to prepare these precious grains of dust, but that little pile on the dish is worth a fortune, and many a king would give everything he has to own it. Once it cools down, I’ll put it in a small bottle; but for now, I have to keep a close eye on it, or a gust of wind might blow it away or scatter it."

Unc Nunkie, Margolotte and the Magician all stood looking at the marvelous Powder, but Ojo was more interested just then in the Patchwork Girl's brains. Thinking it both unfair and unkind to deprive her of any good qualities that were handy, the boy took down every bottle on the shelf and poured some of the contents in Margolotte's dish. No one saw him do this, for all were looking at the Powder of Life; but soon the woman remembered what she had been doing, and came back to the cupboard.

Uncle Nunkie, Margolotte, and the Magician all stared at the amazing Powder, but Ojo was more focused on the Patchwork Girl's brain at that moment. Believing it was both unfair and unkind to take away any good qualities that were available, the boy grabbed every bottle on the shelf and poured some of the contents into Margolotte's dish. No one noticed him do this, as they were all fixated on the Powder of Life; but soon the woman recalled what she had been doing and returned to the cupboard.

"Let's see," she remarked; "I was about to give my girl a little 'Cleverness,' which is the Doctor's substitute for 'Intelligence'—a quality he has not yet learned how to manufacture." Taking down the bottle of "Cleverness" she added some of the powder to the heap on the dish. Ojo became a bit uneasy at this, for he had already put quite a lot of the "Cleverness"41 powder in the dish; but he dared not interfere and so he comforted himself with the thought that one cannot have too much cleverness.

"Let’s see," she said. "I was about to give my girl a little 'Cleverness,' which is the Doctor's way of saying 'Intelligence'—something he hasn’t figured out how to create yet." She took down the bottle of "Cleverness" and added some of the powder to the pile on the dish. Ojo felt a bit anxious about this since he had already added quite a lot of the "Cleverness"41 powder to the dish; but he didn't dare say anything, so he reassured himself that you can never have too much cleverness.

Margolotte now carried the dish of brains to the bench. Ripping the seam of the patch on the girl's forehead, she placed the powder within the head and then sewed up the seam as neatly and securely as before.

Margolotte now brought the dish of brains to the bench. Tearing open the seam of the patch on the girl's forehead, she poured the powder into the head and then sewed up the seam as neatly and securely as before.

"My girl is all ready for your Powder of Life, my dear," she said to her husband. But the Magician replied:

"My girl is all set for your Powder of Life, my dear," she said to her husband. But the Magician replied:

"This powder must not be used before to-morrow morning; but I think it is now cool enough to be bottled."

"This powder shouldn't be used until tomorrow morning; but I think it's cool enough to be bottled now."

He selected a small gold bottle with a pepper-box top, so that the powder might be sprinkled on any object through the small holes. Very carefully he placed the Powder of Life in the gold bottle and then locked it up in a drawer of his cabinet.

He picked a small gold bottle with a pepper shaker top, allowing the powder to be sprinkled on anything through the tiny holes. He carefully put the Powder of Life into the gold bottle and then locked it in a drawer of his cabinet.

"At last," said he, rubbing his hands together gleefully, "I have ample leisure for a good talk with my old friend Unc Nunkie. So let us sit down cosily and enjoy ourselves. After stirring those four kettles for six years I am glad to have a little rest."

"Finally," he said, rubbing his hands together excitedly, "I have plenty of time for a nice chat with my old friend Unc Nunkie. So let’s sit down comfortably and have a good time. After stirring those four kettles for six years, I’m really happy to take a little break."

"You will have to do most of the talking," said Ojo, "for Unc is called the Silent One and uses few words."

"You’ll need to do most of the talking," Ojo said, "because Unc is known as the Silent One and hardly speaks."

"I know; but that renders your uncle a most agreeable companion and gossip," declared Dr. Pipt. "Most people talk too much, so it is a relief to find one who talks too little."

"I get it; but that makes your uncle a really pleasant companion and conversationalist," said Dr. Pipt. "Most people talk too much, so it's refreshing to find someone who talks too little."

Ojo looked at the Magician with much awe and curiosity.

Ojo looked at the Magician with great awe and curiosity.

42"Don't you find it very annoying to be so crooked?" he asked.

42 "Isn't it really frustrating to be so twisted?" he asked.

"No; I am quite proud of my person," was the reply. "I suppose I am the only Crooked Magician in all the world. Some others are accused of being crooked, but I am the only genuine."

"No; I’m quite proud of who I am," was the reply. "I guess I’m the only Crooked Magician in the whole world. Some others get accused of being crooked, but I’m the only real one."

He was really very crooked and Ojo wondered how he managed to do so many things with such a twisted body. When he sat down upon a crooked chair that had been made to fit him, one knee was under his chin and the other near the small of his back; but he was a cheerful man and his face bore a pleasant and agreeable expression.

He was really very bent, and Ojo wondered how he managed to do so many things with such a twisted body. When he sat down on a crooked chair that had been made for him, one knee was under his chin and the other was near his lower back; but he was a cheerful guy and his face had a nice and friendly expression.

"I am not allowed to perform magic, except for my own amusement," he told his visitors, as he lighted a pipe with a crooked stem and began to smoke. "Too many people were working magic in the Land of Oz, and so our lovely Princess Ozma put a stop to it. I think she was quite right. There were several wicked Witches who caused a lot of trouble; but now they are all out of business and only the great Sorceress, Glinda the Good, is permitted to practice her arts, which never harm anybody. The Wizard of Oz, who used to be a humbug and knew no magic at all, has been taking lessons of Glinda, and I'm told he is getting to be a pretty good Wizard; but he is merely the assistant of the great Sorceress. I've the right to make a servant girl for my wife, you know, or a Glass Cat to catch our mice—which she refuses to do—but I am forbidden to work magic for others, or to use it as a profession."

"I'm not allowed to do magic, except for my own fun," he told his guests as he lit a pipe with a crooked stem and started to smoke. "Too many people were doing magic in the Land of Oz, so our lovely Princess Ozma put a stop to it. I think she was absolutely right. There were several wicked Witches causing a lot of trouble; but now they’re all out of business, and only the great Sorceress, Glinda the Good, is allowed to practice her skills, which never hurt anyone. The Wizard of Oz, who used to be a fraud and didn’t know any magic at all, has been taking lessons from Glinda, and I hear he’s becoming a pretty decent Wizard; but he’s just the assistant to the great Sorceress. I have the right to make a servant girl for my wife, or a Glass Cat to catch our mice—which she refuses to do—but I’m not allowed to do magic for others or to make it my profession."

43"Magic must be a very interesting study," said Ojo.

43 "Magic seems like a really fascinating subject," Ojo said.

"It truly is," asserted the Magician. "In my time I've performed some magical feats that were worthy the skill of Glinda the Good. For instance, there's the Powder of Life, and my Liquid of Petrifaction, which is contained in that bottle on the shelf yonder—over the window."

"It really is," the Magician said. "During my time, I've done some magical acts that would make Glinda the Good proud. For example, there's the Powder of Life and my Liquid of Petrifaction, which is in that bottle on the shelf over by the window."

"What does the Liquid of Petrifaction do?" inquired the boy.

"What does the Liquid of Petrifaction do?" the boy asked.

"Turns everything it touches to solid marble. It's an invention of my own, and I find it very useful. Once two of those dreadful Kalidahs, with bodies like bears and heads like tigers, came here from the forest to attack us; but I sprinkled some of that Liquid on them and instantly they turned to marble. I now use them as ornamental statuary in my garden. This table looks to you like wood, and once it really was wood; but I sprinkled a few drops of the Liquid of Petrifaction on it and now it is marble. It will never break nor wear out."

"Turns everything it touches into solid marble. I invented it, and I find it really useful. Once, two of those terrifying Kalidahs, with bodies like bears and heads like tigers, came from the forest to attack us; but I sprinkled some of that Liquid on them, and instantly they turned to marble. I now use them as decorative statues in my garden. This table may look like wood to you, and it used to be wood; but I added a few drops of the Liquid of Petrifaction, and now it’s marble. It will never break or wear out."

"Fine!" said Unc Nunkie, wagging his head and stroking his long gray beard.

"Fine!" said Unc Nunkie, shaking his head and stroking his long gray beard.

"Dear me; what a chatterbox you're getting to be, Unc," remarked the Magician, who was pleased with the compliment. But just then there came a scratching at the back door and a shrill voice cried:

"Wow, Uncle, you're really becoming a chatterbox," the Magician commented, happy with the praise. But just then, there was a scratching at the back door, and a loud voice shouted:

"Let me in! Hurry up, can't you? Let me in!"

"Let me in! Come on, can't you hurry? Let me in!"

Margolotte got up and went to the door.

Margolotte got up and walked to the door.

"Ask like a good cat, then," she said.44

"Ask like a good cat, then," she said.44

45 "Mee-ee-ow-w-w! There; does that suit your royal highness?" asked the voice, in scornful accents.

45 "Meow! How's that for you, your royal highness?" the voice asked, dripping with sarcasm.

"Yes; that's proper cat talk," declared the woman, and opened the door.

"Yeah, that's some legit cat talk," the woman said, and opened the door.

At once a cat entered, came to the center of the room and stopped short at the sight of strangers. Ojo and Unc Nunkie both stared at it with wide open eyes, for surely no such curious creature had ever existed before—even in the Land of Oz.

At that moment, a cat walked in, stopped in the middle of the room, and froze at the sight of strangers. Ojo and Unc Nunkie both stared at it with wide eyes, because no such strange creature had ever existed before—even in the Land of Oz.


46

The Glass Cat

Chap. 4
47 The Glass Cat
Chap. 4

THE cat was made of glass, so clear and transparent that you could see through it as easily as through a window. In the top of its head, however, was a mass of delicate pink balls which looked like jewels, and it had a heart made of a blood-red ruby. The eyes were two large emeralds, but aside from these colors all the rest of the animal was clear glass, and it had a spun-glass tail that was really beautiful.

THE cat was made of glass, so clear and transparent that you could see through it as easily as through a window. However, in the top of its head, there was a cluster of delicate pink orbs that looked like jewels, and it had a heart made of a deep red ruby. The eyes were two large emeralds, but aside from these colors, the rest of the animal was clear glass, and it had a spun-glass tail that was truly beautiful.

"Well, Doc Pipt, do you mean to introduce us, or not?" demanded the cat, in a tone of annoyance. "Seems to me you are forgetting your manners."

"Well, Doc Pipt, are you going to introduce us or not?" the cat said, sounding annoyed. "It seems like you're forgetting your manners."

"Excuse me," returned the Magician. "This is48 Unc Nunkie, the descendant of the former kings of the Munchkins, before this country became a part of the Land of Oz."

"Excuse me," said the Magician. "This is48 Unc Nunkie, a descendant of the former kings of the Munchkins, before this land became part of the Land of Oz."

"He needs a hair-cut," observed the cat, washing its face.

"He needs a haircut," said the cat, grooming its face.

"True," replied Unc, with a low chuckle of amusement.

"That's true," said Unc, chuckling softly.

"But he has lived alone in the heart of the forest for many years," the Magician explained; "and, although that is a barbarous country, there are no barbers there."

"But he has lived alone in the heart of the forest for many years," the Magician explained; "and, even though it's a wild place, there are no barbers there."

"Who is the dwarf?" asked the cat.

"Who is the dwarf?" asked the cat.

"That is not a dwarf, but a boy," answered the Magician. "You have never seen a boy before. He is now small because he is young. With more years he will grow big and become as tall as Unc Nunkie."

"That's not a dwarf, but a boy," the Magician replied. "You've never seen a boy before. He's small right now because he's young. As he gets older, he'll grow big and be as tall as Unc Nunkie."

"Oh. Is that magic?" the glass animal inquired.

"Oh. Is that magic?" the glass animal asked.

"Yes; but it is Nature's magic, which is more wonderful than any art known to man. For instance, my magic made you, and made you live; and it was a poor job because you are useless and a bother to me; but I can't make you grow. You will always be the same size—and the same saucy, inconsiderate Glass Cat, with pink brains and a hard ruby heart."

"Yeah, but it’s Nature’s magic, which is way more amazing than any art made by humans. For example, my magic created you and gave you life; and I did a pretty poor job because you’re pointless and a hassle for me; but I can’t make you grow. You’ll always be the same size—and the same sassy, thoughtless Glass Cat, with pink brains and a hard ruby heart."

"No one can regret more than I the fact that you made me," asserted the cat, crouching upon the floor and slowly swaying its spun-glass tail from side to side. "Your world is a very uninteresting place. I've wandered through your gardens and in the forest until I'm tired of it all, and when I come into the house the conversation of your fat wife and of yourself bores me dreadfully."

"No one regrets this more than I do," said the cat, sitting on the floor and slowly swaying its glass-like tail side to side. "Your world is really boring. I've explored your gardens and the forest until I'm completely tired of it, and when I come into the house, the chats with your plump wife and you are just so dull."

49"That is because I gave you different brains from those we ourselves possess—and much too good for a cat," returned Dr. Pipt.

49"That's because I gave you a different kind of brain than we have—and way too smart for a cat," replied Dr. Pipt.

"Can't you take 'em out, then, and replace 'em with pebbles, so that I won't feel above my station in life?" asked the cat, pleadingly.

"Can't you take them out and replace them with pebbles, so I won't feel like I'm above my station in life?" asked the cat, pleadingly.

"Perhaps so. I'll try it, after I've brought the Patchwork Girl to life," he said.

"Maybe. I'll give it a shot after I bring the Patchwork Girl to life," he said.

The cat walked up to the bench on which the Patchwork Girl reclined and looked at her attentively.

The cat strolled over to the bench where the Patchwork Girl was lounging and watched her closely.

"Are you going to make that dreadful thing live?" she asked.

"Are you really going to make that awful thing come to life?" she asked.

The Magician nodded.

The magician nodded.

"It is intended to be my wife's servant maid," he said. "When she is alive she will do all our work and mind the house. But you are not to order her around, Bungle, as you do us. You must treat the Patchwork Girl respectfully."

"It’s meant to be my wife’s maid," he said. "When she’s alive, she’ll handle all our chores and take care of the house. But you can’t boss her around, Bungle, like you do with us. You have to treat the Patchwork Girl with respect."

"I won't. I couldn't respect such a bundle of scraps under any circumstances."

"I won't. I couldn't respect such a pile of junk under any circumstances."

"If you don't, there will be more scraps than you will like," cried Margolotte, angrily.

"If you don’t, there will be more scraps than you want," shouted Margolotte, angrily.

"Why didn't you make her pretty to look at?" asked the cat. "You made me pretty—very pretty, indeed—and I love to watch my pink brains roll around when they're working, and to see my precious red heart beat." She went to a long mirror, as she said this, and stood before it, looking at50 herself with an air of much pride. "But that poor patched thing will hate herself, when she's once alive," continued the cat. "If I were you I'd use her for a mop, and make another servant that is prettier."

"Why didn't you make her look nice?" asked the cat. "You made me beautiful—really beautiful, in fact—and I love watching my pink brains roll around when they're working, and seeing my precious red heart beat." As she said this, she walked over to a long mirror and stood in front of it, gazing at50 herself with great pride. "But that poor patched thing is going to hate herself once she's alive," the cat continued. "If I were you, I’d just use her as a mop and create another servant who is prettier."

"You have a perverted taste," snapped Margolotte, much annoyed at this frank criticism. "I think the Patchwork Girl is beautiful, considering what she's made of. Even the rainbow hasn't as many colors, and you must admit that the rainbow is a pretty thing."

"You have a weird taste," snapped Margolotte, clearly annoyed by this blunt criticism. "I think the Patchwork Girl is beautiful, given what she's made of. Even the rainbow doesn't have as many colors, and you have to admit that the rainbow is a nice thing."

The Glass Cat yawned and stretched herself upon the floor.

The Glass Cat yawned and stretched out on the floor.

"Have your own way," she said. "I'm sorry for the Patchwork Girl, that's all."

"Do it your way," she said. "I just feel bad for the Patchwork Girl, that's all."

Ojo and Unc Nunkie slept that night in the Magician's house, and the boy was glad to stay because he was anxious to see the Patchwork Girl brought to life. The Glass Cat was also a wonderful creature to little Ojo, who had never seen or known anything of magic before, although he had lived in the Fairyland of Oz ever since he was born. Back there in the woods nothing unusual ever happened. Unc Nunkie, who might have been King of the Munchkins, had not his people united with all the other countries of Oz in acknowledging Ozma as their sole ruler, had retired into this forgotten forest nook with his baby nephew and they had lived all alone there. Only that the neglected garden had failed to grow food for them, they would always have lived in the solitary Blue Forest; but now they had started out to mingle with other people,51 and the first place they came to proved so interesting that Ojo could scarcely sleep a wink all night.

Ojo and Unc Nunkie spent the night in the Magician's house, and the boy was excited to stay because he couldn't wait to see the Patchwork Girl come to life. The Glass Cat was also a fascinating creature to little Ojo, who had never experienced magic before, even though he had lived in the Fairyland of Oz since he was born. Back in the woods, nothing unusual ever happened. Unc Nunkie, who could have been King of the Munchkins if his people hadn’t joined all the other countries of Oz in recognizing Ozma as their one true ruler, had settled into this forgotten forest corner with his baby nephew, and they had lived there all by themselves. If the overgrown garden had provided them with food, they would have continued living in the lonely Blue Forest; but now they had set out to interact with other people,51 and the first place they visited was so intriguing that Ojo could hardly sleep all night.

Margolotte was an excellent cook and gave them a fine breakfast. While they were all engaged in eating, the good woman said:

Margolotte was a fantastic cook and served them a great breakfast. While they were all busy eating, the kind woman said:

"This is the last meal I shall have to cook for some time, for right after breakfast Dr. Pipt has promised to bring my new servant to life. I shall let her wash the breakfast dishes and sweep and dust the house. What a relief it will be!"

"This is the last meal I’ll have to cook for a while because right after breakfast, Dr. Pipt has promised to bring my new servant to life. I’ll let her wash the breakfast dishes and sweep and dust the house. What a relief it will be!"

"It will, indeed, relieve you of much drudgery," said the Magician. "By the way, Margolotte, I thought I saw you getting some brains from the cupboard, while I was busy with my kettles. What qualities have you given your new servant?"

"It will definitely save you a lot of hard work," said the Magician. "By the way, Margolotte, I thought I saw you grabbing some brains from the cupboard while I was focused on my kettles. What traits have you given your new servant?"

"Only those that an humble servant requires," she answered. "I do not wish her to feel above her station, as the Glass Cat does. That would make her discontented and unhappy, for of course she must always be a servant."

"Only what a humble servant needs," she replied. "I don't want her to feel superior to her role, like the Glass Cat does. That would make her dissatisfied and unhappy, since she will always be a servant."

Ojo was somewhat disturbed as he listened to this, and the boy began to fear he had done wrong in adding all those different qualities of brains to the lot Margolotte had prepared for the servant. But it was too late now for regret, since all the brains were securely sewn up inside the Patchwork Girl's head. He might have confessed what he had done and thus allowed Margolotte and her husband to change the brains; but he was afraid of incurring their anger. He believed that Unc had seen him add to the brains, and Unc had not said a word52 against it; but then, Unc never did say anything unless it was absolutely necessary.

Ojo felt a bit uneasy as he listened to this, and the boy started to worry that he had made a mistake by adding all those different qualities of brains to the mix Margolotte had set up for the servant. But it was too late for regrets since all the brains were securely sewn inside the Patchwork Girl's head. He could have admitted what he did and let Margolotte and her husband change the brains, but he was afraid of making them angry. He thought Unc had seen him add to the brains, and Unc hadn't said a thing about it; but then, Unc never spoke unless it was absolutely necessary.52

As soon as breakfast was over they all went into the Magician's big workshop, where the Glass Cat was lying before the mirror and the Patchwork Girl lay limp and lifeless upon the bench.

As soon as breakfast was done, they all went into the Magician's large workshop, where the Glass Cat was sprawled out in front of the mirror and the Patchwork Girl was lying still and lifeless on the bench.

"Now, then," said Dr. Pipt, in a brisk tone, "we shall perform one of the greatest feats of magic possible to man, even in this marvelous Land of Oz. In no other country could it be done at all. I think we ought to have a little music while the Patchwork Girl comes to life. It is pleasant to reflect that the first sounds her golden ears will hear will be delicious music."

"Alright then," said Dr. Pipt cheerfully, "we're about to do one of the most incredible magic tricks that a person can pull off, even here in this amazing Land of Oz. You couldn't do this in any other place. I think we should have some music playing while the Patchwork Girl comes to life. It's nice to think that the first sounds her golden ears will hear will be beautiful music."

As he spoke he went to a phonograph, which was screwed fast to a small table, and wound up the spring of the instrument and adjusted the big gold horn.

As he spoke, he walked over to a phonograph that was securely attached to a small table, wound up the spring of the device, and adjusted the large gold horn.

"The music my servant will usually hear," remarked Margolotte, "will be my orders to do her work. But I see no harm in allowing her to listen to this unseen band while she wakens to her first realization of life. My orders will beat the band, afterward."

"The music my servant usually hears," Margolotte said, "is my commands for her to do her tasks. But I have no problem letting her enjoy this invisible band while she starts to understand life. My orders will take over afterward."

The phonograph was now playing a stirring march tune and the Magician unlocked his cabinet and took out the gold bottle containing the Powder of Life.

The phonograph was now playing an energizing march tune, and the Magician unlocked his cabinet and took out the gold bottle with the Powder of Life.

They all bent over the bench on which the Patchwork Girl reclined. Unc Nunkie and Margolotte stood behind, near the53 windows, Ojo at one side and the Magician in front, where he would have freedom to sprinkle the powder. The Glass Cat came near, too, curious to watch the important scene.

They all leaned over the bench where the Patchwork Girl was lying. Unc Nunkie and Margolotte stood behind, near the53 windows, with Ojo on one side and the Magician in front, ready to sprinkle the powder. The Glass Cat also got closer, interested in watching the important scene.

"All ready?" asked Dr. Pipt.

"All set?" asked Dr. Pipt.

"All is ready," answered his wife.

"Everything's set," his wife replied.

So the Magician leaned over and shook from the bottle some grains of the wonderful Powder, and they fell directly on the Patchwork Girl's head and arms.

So the Magician leaned over and sprinkled some grains of the amazing Powder from the bottle, and they landed right on the Patchwork Girl's head and arms.


54

A horrible accident

Chapter 5
55 A Terrible Accident
Chap.5

"IT will take a few minutes for this powder to do its work," remarked the Magician, sprinkling the body up and down with much care.

"It'll take a few minutes for this powder to work," said the Magician, sprinkling the body carefully up and down.

But suddenly the Patchwork Girl threw up one arm, which knocked the bottle of powder from the crooked man's hand and sent it flying across the room. Unc Nunkie and Margolotte were so startled that they both leaped backward and bumped together, and Unc's head joggled the shelf above them and upset the bottle containing the Liquid of Petrifaction.

But suddenly, the Patchwork Girl raised one arm, knocking the powder bottle out of the crooked man's hand and sending it flying across the room. Unc Nunkie and Margolotte were so shocked that they both jumped back and bumped into each other, causing Unc's head to hit the shelf above them and knock over the bottle containing the Liquid of Petrifaction.

The Magician uttered such a wild cry that Ojo jumped away and the Patchwork Girl sprang after him and clasped her56 stuffed arms around him in terror. The Glass Cat snarled and hid under the table, and so it was that when the powerful Liquid of Petrifaction was spilled it fell only upon the wife of the Magician and the uncle of Ojo. With these two the charm worked promptly. They stood motionless and stiff as marble statues, in exactly the positions they were in when the Liquid struck them.

The Magician let out such a loud scream that Ojo jumped back, and the Patchwork Girl rushed after him, wrapping her stuffed arms around him in fear. The Glass Cat growled and hid under the table, which meant that when the strong Liquid of Petrifaction was spilled, it only hit the Magician's wife and Ojo's uncle. The charm took effect immediately on these two. They stood completely still and rigid like marble statues, frozen in the exact positions they were in when the Liquid hit them.

Ojo pushed the Patchwork Girl away and ran to Unc Nunkie, filled with a terrible fear for the only friend and protector he had ever known. When he grasped Unc's hand it was cold and hard. Even the long gray beard was solid marble. The Crooked Magician was dancing around the room in a frenzy of despair, calling upon his wife to forgive him, to speak to him, to come to life again!

Ojo pushed the Patchwork Girl aside and ran to Unc Nunkie, overwhelmed with a deep fear for the only friend and protector he had ever had. When he took Unc's hand, it felt cold and stiff. Even the long gray beard was solid like marble. The Crooked Magician was frantically pacing around the room in despair, pleading with his wife to forgive him, to talk to him, to come back to life!

The Patchwork Girl, quickly recovering from her fright, now came nearer and looked from one to another of the people with deep interest. Then she looked at herself and laughed. Noticing the mirror, she stood before it and examined her extraordinary features with amazement—her button eyes, pearl bead teeth and puffy nose. Then, addressing her reflection in the glass, she exclaimed:

The Patchwork Girl, quickly getting over her scare, moved closer and looked at each person with great curiosity. Then she glanced at herself and laughed. Spotting the mirror, she stood in front of it and examined her unusual features in awe—her button eyes, pearl bead teeth, and puffy nose. Then, speaking to her reflection in the glass, she exclaimed:

"Whew, but there's a flashy lady!
Makes a paint box feel embarrassed. Razzle-dazzle, fizzle-fazzle!
"Hello, Miss What's-your-name?"

57She bowed, and the reflection bowed. Then she laughed again, long and merrily, and the Glass Cat crept out from under the table and said:

57She bowed, and her reflection bowed back. Then she laughed again, long and joyfully, and the Glass Cat crawled out from under the table and said:

"I don't blame you for laughing at yourself. Aren't you horrid?"

"I don’t blame you for laughing at yourself. Aren’t you terrible?"

"Horrid?" she replied. "Why, I'm thoroughly delightful. I'm an Original, if you please, and therefore incomparable. Of all the comic, absurd, rare and amusing creatures the world contains, I must be the supreme freak. Who but poor Margolotte could have managed to invent such an unreasonable being as I? But I'm glad—I'm awfully glad!—that I'm just what I am, and nothing else."

"Horrible?" she replied. "I'm actually completely delightful. I'm one of a kind, you know, and totally unique. Of all the funny, absurd, rare, and entertaining characters in the world, I have to be the ultimate oddball. Who but poor Margolotte could have come up with such an unreasonable person like me? But I'm happy—I'm really happy!—that I'm exactly who I am, and nothing more."

"Be quiet, will you?" cried the frantic Magician; "be quiet and let me think! If I don't think I shall go mad."

"Can you be quiet for a minute?" shouted the frantic Magician. "Just let me think! If I can't think, I'll lose my mind."

"Think ahead," said the Patchwork Girl, seating herself in a chair. "Think all you want to. I don't mind."

"Think ahead," said the Patchwork Girl as she sat down in a chair. "Think as much as you want. I really don't care."

"Gee! but I'm tired playing that tune," called the phonograph, speaking through its horn in a brazen, scratchy voice. "If you don't mind, Pipt, old boy, I'll cut it out and take a rest."

"Wow! I'm really tired of playing that tune," the phonograph called out, speaking through its horn in a loud, scratchy voice. "If you don't mind, Pipt, my friend, I'm going to stop and take a break."

The Magician looked gloomily at the music-machine.

The Magician stared sadly at the music machine.

"What dreadful luck!" he wailed, despondently. "The Powder of Life must have fallen on the phonograph."

"What terrible luck!" he cried, feeling hopeless. "The Powder of Life must have spilled onto the phonograph."

He went up to it and found that the gold bottle that contained the precious powder had dropped upon the stand and scattered its life-giving grains over the machine. The phonograph58 was very much alive, and began dancing a jig with the legs of the table to which it was attached, and this dance so annoyed Dr. Pipt that he kicked the thing into a corner and pushed a bench against it, to hold it quiet.

He walked over to it and noticed that the gold bottle holding the precious powder had fallen onto the stand, spreading its life-giving grains all over the machine. The phonograph58 was full of energy, and started dancing a jig with the legs of the table it was attached to. This dance frustrated Dr. Pipt so much that he kicked the phonograph into a corner and shoved a bench against it to keep it still.

"You were bad enough before," said the Magician, resentfully; "but a live phonograph is enough to drive every sane person in the Land of Oz stark crazy."

"You were bad enough before," the Magician said, annoyed, "but a live phonograph is enough to drive any sane person in the Land of Oz completely crazy."

"No insults, please," answered the phonograph in a surly tone. "You did it, my boy; don't blame me."

"No insults, please," replied the phonograph in a grumpy tone. "You did it, my boy; don't blame me."

"You've bungled everything, Dr. Pipt," added the Glass Cat, contemptuously.

"You've messed everything up, Dr. Pipt," the Glass Cat added, looking down on him.

"Except me," said the Patchwork Girl, jumping up to whirl merrily around the room.

"Except for me," said the Patchwork Girl, jumping up to spin happily around the room.

59"I think," said Ojo, almost ready to cry through grief over Unc Nunkie's sad fate, "it must all be my fault, in some way. I'm called Ojo the Unlucky, you know."

59"I think," said Ojo, close to tears over Unc Nunkie's unfortunate situation, "it must somehow be my fault. I'm known as Ojo the Unlucky, you know."

"That's nonsense, kiddie," retorted the Patchwork Girl cheerfully. "No one can be unlucky who has the intelligence to direct his own actions. The unlucky ones are those who beg for a chance to think, like poor Dr. Pipt here. What's the row about, anyway, Mr. Magic-maker?"

"That's silly, kid," replied the Patchwork Girl happily. "No one is truly unlucky if they have the smarts to control their own actions. The unlucky ones are those who plead for an opportunity to think, like poor Dr. Pipt here. What's the fuss about, anyway, Mr. Magic-maker?"

"The Liquid of Petrifaction has accidentally fallen upon my dear wife and Unc Nunkie and turned them into marble," he sadly replied.

"The Liquid of Petrifaction accidentally splashed on my dear wife and Uncle Nunkie and turned them into marble," he said sadly.

"Well, why don't you sprinkle some of that powder on them and bring them to life again?" asked the Patchwork Girl.

"Well, why don’t you sprinkle some of that powder on them and bring them back to life?" asked the Patchwork Girl.

The Magician gave a jump.

The Magician jumped.

"Why, I hadn't thought of that!" he joyfully cried, and grabbed up the golden bottle, with which he ran to Margolotte.

"Wow, I hadn't thought of that!" he exclaimed happily, and picked up the golden bottle to run over to Margolotte.

Said the Patchwork Girl:

Said the Patchwork Girl:

"Haphazard, carefree, yay—
What fools magicians are!
He's so thick-headed. He can't think fast,
So he listens to my advice.

Standing upon the bench, for he was so crooked he could not reach the top of his wife's head in any other way, Dr. Pipt began shaking the bottle. But not a grain of powder came out.60 He pulled off the cover, glanced within, and then threw the bottle from him with a wail of despair.

Standing on the bench, since he was so bent that he couldn't reach the top of his wife's head any other way, Dr. Pipt started shaking the bottle. But not a single grain of powder came out.60 He took off the cover, looked inside, and then threw the bottle away with a cry of despair.

"Gone—gone! Every bit gone," he cried. "Wasted on that miserable phonograph when it might have saved my dear wife!"

"Gone—gone! Everything is gone," he exclaimed. "Wasted on that awful phonograph when it could have saved my beloved wife!"

Then the Magician bowed his head on his crooked arms and began to cry.

Then the Magician rested his head on his bent arms and started to cry.

Ojo was sorry for him. He went up to the sorrowful man and said softly:

Ojo felt sympathy for him. He approached the sad man and said gently:

"You can make more Powder of Life, Dr. Pipt."

"You can make more Powder of Life, Dr. Pipt."

"Yes; but it will take me six years—six long, weary years of stirring four kettles with both feet and both hands," was the agonized reply. "Six years! while poor Margolotte stands watching me as a marble image."

"Yes, but it’s going to take me six years—six long, exhausting years of stirring four kettles with all my hands and feet," was the painful response. "Six years! while poor Margolotte just stands there watching me like a statue."

"Can't anything else be done?" asked the Patchwork Girl.

"Is there anything else we can do?" asked the Patchwork Girl.

The Magician shook his head. Then he seemed to remember something and looked up.

The Magician shook his head. Then he appeared to remember something and looked up.

"There is one other compound that would destroy the magic spell of the Liquid of Petrifaction and restore my wife and Unc Nunkie to life," said he. "It may be hard to find the things I need to make this magic compound, but if they were found I could do in an instant what will otherwise take six long, weary years of stirring kettles with both hands and both feet."

"There’s one more ingredient that could break the magic spell of the Liquid of Petrifaction and bring my wife and Unc Nunkie back to life," he said. "It might be tough to gather everything I need to create this magical compound, but if I could find it, I could do in a moment what would otherwise take six long, exhausting years of stirring kettles with both hands and feet."

"All right; let's find the things, then," suggested the Patchwork Girl. "That seems a lot more sensible than those stirring times with the kettles."

"Okay, let's go find the things, then," suggested the Patchwork Girl. "That sounds a lot more reasonable than that chaotic time with the kettles."

61"That's the idea, Scraps," said the Glass Cat, approvingly. "I'm glad to find you have decent brains. Mine are exceptionally good. You can see 'em work; they're pink."

61"That's the plan, Scraps," said the Glass Cat, nodding in approval. "I’m happy to see you have some good brains. Mine are really impressive. You can actually see them working; they're pink."

"Scraps?" repeated the girl. "Did you call me 'Scraps'? Is that my name?"

"Scraps?" the girl echoed. "Did you just call me 'Scraps'? Is that really my name?"

"I—I believe my poor wife had intended to name you 'Angeline,'" said the Magician.

"I—I think my poor wife was going to name you 'Angeline,'" said the Magician.

"But I like 'Scraps' best," she replied with a laugh. "It fits me better, for my patchwork is all scraps, and nothing else. Thank you for naming me, Miss Cat. Have you any name of your own?"

"But I like 'Scraps' the most," she said with a laugh. "It suits me better since my patchwork is all scraps and nothing else. Thanks for giving me a name, Miss Cat. Do you have a name of your own?"

"I have a foolish name that Margolotte once gave me, but which is quite undignified for one of my importance," answered the cat. "She called me 'Bungle.'"

"I have a silly name that Margolotte gave me, but it's pretty undignified for someone of my importance," the cat replied. "She called me 'Bungle.'"

"Yes," sighed the Magician; "you were a sad bungle, taken all in all. I was wrong to make you as I did, for a more useless, conceited and brittle thing never before existed."

"Yeah," sighed the Magician; "you were a real mess, all things considered. I was wrong to create you like this, because nothing so useless, arrogant, and fragile has ever existed."

"I'm not so brittle as you think," retorted the cat. "I've been alive a good many years, for Dr. Pipt experimented on me with the first magic Powder of Life he ever made, and so far I've never broken or cracked or chipped any part of me."

"I'm not as fragile as you think," responded the cat. "I've been around for quite a few years, since Dr. Pipt experimented on me with the first magic Powder of Life he ever created, and so far, I haven't broken, cracked, or chipped any part of myself."

"You seem to have a chip on your shoulder," laughed the Patchwork Girl, and the cat went to the mirror to see.

"You seem to have a chip on your shoulder," laughed the Patchwork Girl, and the cat went to the mirror to check.

"Tell me," pleaded Ojo, speaking to the Crooked Magician, "what must we find to make the compound that will save Unc Nunkie?"

"Please tell me," Ojo begged the Crooked Magician, "what do we need to find to create the potion that will save Unc Nunkie?"

62"First," was the reply, "I must have a six-leaved clover. That can only be found in the green country around the Emerald City, and six-leaved clovers are very scarce, even there."

62"First," was the reply, "I need to find a six-leaved clover. You can only find that in the green lands around the Emerald City, and even there, six-leaved clovers are really rare."

"I'll find it for you," promised Ojo.

"I'll find it for you," Ojo promised.

"The next thing," continued the Magician, "is the left wing of a yellow butterfly. That color can only be found in the yellow country of the Winkies, West of the Emerald City."

"The next thing," the Magician continued, "is the left wing of a yellow butterfly. That color can only be found in the yellow country of the Winkies, west of the Emerald City."

"I'll find it," declared Ojo. "Is that all?"

"I'll find it," Ojo said. "Is that everything?"

"Oh, no; I'll get my Book of Recipes and see what comes next."

"Oh, no; I'll grab my recipe book and check what’s next."

Saying this, the Magician unlocked a drawer of his cabinet and drew out a small book covered with blue leather. Looking through the pages he found the recipe he wanted and said: "I must have a gill of water from a dark well."

Saying this, the Magician opened a drawer in his cabinet and pulled out a small book with a blue leather cover. As he flipped through the pages, he found the recipe he was looking for and said: "I need a gill of water from a dark well."

"What kind of a well is that, sir?" asked the boy.

"What kind of well is that, sir?" the boy asked.

"One where the light of day never penetrates. The water must be put in a gold bottle and brought to me without any light ever reaching it."

"One where daylight never gets in. The water has to be put in a gold bottle and brought to me without any light ever touching it."

"I'll get the water from the dark well," said Ojo.

"I'll get the water from the dark well," Ojo said.

"Then I must have three hairs from the tip of a Woozy's tail, and a drop of oil from a live man's body."

"Then I need three hairs from the end of a Woozy's tail and a drop of oil from a living person's body."

Ojo looked grave at this.

Ojo looked serious at this.

"What is a Woozy, please?" he inquired.

"What is a Woozy, please?" he asked.

"Some sort of an animal. I've never seen one, so I can't describe it," replied the Magician.

"Some kind of animal. I’ve never seen one, so I can't describe it," replied the Magician.

"If I can find a Woozy, I'll get the hairs from its tail," said63 Ojo. "But is there ever any oil in a man's body?"

"If I can find a Woozy, I'll collect the hairs from its tail," said63 Ojo. "But is there really any oil in a man's body?"

The Magician looked in the book again, to make sure.

The Magician checked the book again to make sure.

"That's what the recipe calls for," he replied, "and of course we must get everything that is called for, or the charm won't work. The book doesn't say 'blood'; it says 'oil,' and there must be oil somewhere in a live man's body or the book wouldn't ask for it."

"That's what the recipe says," he replied, "and of course we need to get everything it mentions, or the spell won't work. The book doesn't say 'blood'; it says 'oil,' and there has to be oil in a living person's body or the book wouldn't ask for it."

"All right," returned Ojo, trying not to feel discouraged; "I'll try to find it."

"Okay," Ojo replied, trying not to feel down; "I'll see if I can find it."

The Magician looked at the little Munchkin boy in a doubtful way and said:

The Magician looked at the little Munchkin boy skeptically and said:

"All this will mean a long journey for you; perhaps several long journeys; for you must search through several of the different countries of Oz in order to get the things I need."

"All this means a long journey for you; maybe several long journeys; because you have to search through different countries in Oz to get the things I need."

"I know it, sir; but I must do my best to save Unc Nunkie."

"I know, sir; but I have to do my best to save Uncle Nunkie."

"And also my poor wife Margolotte. If you save one you will save the other, for both stand there together and the same compound will restore them both to life. Do the best you can, Ojo, and while you are gone I shall begin the six years' job of making a new batch of the Powder of Life. Then, if you should unluckily fail to secure any one of the things needed, I will have lost no time. But if you succeed you must return here as quickly as you can, and that will save me much tiresome stirring of four kettles with both feet and both hands."

"And my poor wife Margolotte as well. If you save one, you'll save the other because they're both right there, and the same mixture will bring them both back to life. Do your best, Ojo, and while you're away, I’ll get started on the six-year task of making a new batch of the Powder of Life. That way, if you happen to fail to find something you need, I won’t have wasted any time. But if you succeed, you need to come back here as fast as you can, and that will save me a lot of exhausting stirring of four kettles with both my feet and hands."

"I will start on my journey at once, sir," said the boy.

"I'll start my journey right away, sir," said the boy.

"And I will go with you," declared the Patchwork Girl.

"And I will go with you," said the Patchwork Girl.

64"No, no!" exclaimed the Magician. "You have no right to leave this house. You are only a servant and have not been discharged."

64"No, no!" shouted the Magician. "You can’t leave this house. You’re just a servant and haven’t been let go."

Scraps, who had been dancing up and down the room, stopped and looked at him.

Scraps, who had been bouncing around the room, paused and looked at him.

"What is a servant?" she asked.

"What is a servant?" she asked.

"One who serves. A—a sort of slave," he explained.

"Someone who serves. A—a kind of slave," he clarified.

"Very well," said the Patchwork Girl, "I'm going to serve you and your wife by helping Ojo find the things you need. You need a lot, you know, such as are not easily found."

"Alright," said the Patchwork Girl, "I'm going to help you and your wife by assisting Ojo in finding the things you need. You have quite a few things to find, you know, things that aren’t easy to come by."

"It is true," sighed Dr. Pipt. "I am well aware that Ojo has undertaken a serious task."

"It’s true," Dr. Pipt sighed. "I know that Ojo has taken on a big task."

Scraps laughed, and resuming her dance she said:

Scraps laughed, and picking up her dance again, she said:

"Here’s a job for a smart kid:
A drop of oil from a living person's veins; A six-leaf clover; three nice hairs
From a Woozy's tail, the book states
Are required for the magic spell,
And water from a pitch-black well.
The yellow wing of a butterfly
To find must Ojo also try,
And if he gets them safely, Doc Pipt will create the magic charm; But if he doesn't get them, Uncle "Will always support a marble piece."

65 The Magician looked at her thoughtfully.

The magician examined her closely.

"Poor Margolotte must have given you some of the quality of poesy, by mistake," he said. "And, if that is true, I didn't make a very good article when I prepared it, or else you got an overdose or an underdose. However, I believe I shall let you go with Ojo, for my poor wife will not need your services until she is restored to life. Also I think you may be able to help the boy, for your head seems to contain some thoughts I did not expect to find in it. But be very careful of yourself, for you're a souvenir of my dear Margolotte. Try not to get ripped, or your stuffing may fall out. One of your eyes seems loose, and you may have to sew it on tighter. If you talk too much you'll wear out your scarlet plush tongue, which ought to have been hemmed on the edges. And remember you belong to me and must return here as soon as your mission is accomplished."

"Poor Margolotte must have accidentally given you some of the poetic quality," he said. "If that’s the case, I either didn’t do a great job when I made it, or you got too much or too little. Still, I think I’ll let you go with Ojo, because my poor wife won’t need your help until she’s brought back to life. Also, I think you might be able to help the boy since your head seems to have some ideas I didn't expect. But be careful with yourself, because you’re a reminder of my dear Margolotte. Try not to get torn, or your stuffing might come out. One of your eyes looks loose, and you might need to sew it on tighter. If you talk too much, you’ll wear out your red plush tongue, which should’ve been hemmed at the edges. And remember you belong to me and must come back here as soon as your mission is done."

"I'm going with Scraps and Ojo," announced the Glass Cat.

"I'm going with Scraps and Ojo," said the Glass Cat.

"You can't," said the Magician.

"You can't," the Magician said.

"Why not?"

"Why not?"

"You'd get broken in no time, and you couldn't be a bit of use to the boy and the Patchwork Girl."

"You'd be broken in no time, and you wouldn't be any help to the boy and the Patchwork Girl."

"I beg to differ with you," returned the cat, in a haughty tone. "Three heads are better than two, and my pink brains are beautiful. You can see 'em work."

"I have to disagree with you," the cat said, sounding arrogant. "Three heads are better than two, and my pink brains are lovely. You can see them in action."

"Well, go along," said the Magician, irritably. "You're only an annoyance, anyhow, and I'm glad to get rid of you."

"Fine, just go," the Magician said, annoyed. "You're just a hassle, and I'm happy to be rid of you."

66"Thank you for nothing, then," answered the cat, stiffly.

66 "Thanks for nothing, then," the cat replied, rigidly.

Dr. Pipt took a small basket from a cupboard and packed several things in it. Then he handed it to Ojo.

Dr. Pipt grabbed a small basket from a cupboard and filled it with a few items. Then he gave it to Ojo.

"Here is some food and a bundle of charms," he said. "It is all I can give you, but I am sure you will find friends on your journey who will assist you in your search. Take care of the Patchwork Girl and bring her safely back, for she ought to prove useful to my wife. As for the Glass Cat—properly named Bungle—if she bothers you I now give you my permission to break her in two, for she is not respectful and does not obey me. I made a mistake in giving her the pink brains, you see."

"Here’s some food and a bunch of charms," he said. "It’s all I can offer you, but I’m sure you’ll meet friends on your journey who will help you in your search. Take care of the Patchwork Girl and bring her back safely because she should be helpful to my wife. As for the Glass Cat—aptly named Bungle—if she annoys you, I give you my permission to break her in half since she’s disrespectful and doesn’t listen to me. I made a mistake giving her the pink brains, you see."

Then Ojo went to Unc Nunkie and kissed the old man's marble face very tenderly.

Then Ojo went to Unc Nunkie and kissed the old man's marble-like face very gently.

"I'm going to try to save you, Unc," he said, just as if the marble image could hear him; and then he shook the crooked hand of the Crooked Magician, who was already busy hanging the four kettles in the fireplace, and picking up his basket left the house.

"I'm going to try to save you, Unc," he said, as if the marble statue could hear him; and then he shook the crooked hand of the Crooked Magician, who was already busy hanging the four kettles in the fireplace. After that, he picked up his basket and left the house.

The Patchwork Girl followed him, and after them came the Glass Cat.

The Patchwork Girl followed him, and behind them came the Glass Cat.


THE JOURNEY

Chapter Six
67 The Journey
Chap. Six

OJO had never traveled before and so he only knew that the path down the mountainside led into the open Munchkin Country, where large numbers of people dwelt. Scraps was quite new and not supposed to know anything of the Land of Oz, while the Glass Cat admitted she had never wandered very far away from the Magician's house. There was only one path before them, at the beginning, so they could not miss their way, and for a time they walked through the thick forest in silent thought, each one impressed with the importance of the adventure they had undertaken.

OJO had never traveled before, so he only knew that the path down the mountainside led into the vast Munchkin Country, where many people lived. Scraps was totally new and wasn’t expected to know anything about the Land of Oz, while the Glass Cat confessed that she had never ventured very far from the Magician's house. There was only one path in front of them at the start, so they couldn't get lost. For a while, they walked silently through the dense forest, each one reflecting on the significance of the adventure they were on.

Suddenly the Patchwork68 Girl laughed. It was funny to see her laugh, because her cheeks wrinkled up, her nose tipped, her silver button eyes twinkled and her mouth curled at the corners in a comical way.

Suddenly, the Patchwork68 Girl laughed. It was amusing to see her laugh, because her cheeks crinkled, her nose scrunched up, her silver button eyes sparkled, and her mouth curled at the corners in a funny way.

"Has something pleased you?" asked Ojo, who was feeling solemn and joyless through thinking upon his uncle's sad fate.

"Has something made you happy?" asked Ojo, who felt serious and downcast while reflecting on his uncle's unfortunate fate.

"Yes," she answered. "Your world pleases me, for it's a queer world, and life in it is queerer still. Here am I, made from an old bed-quilt and intended to be a slave to Margolotte, rendered free as air by an accident that none of you could foresee. I am enjoying life and seeing the world, while the woman who made me is standing helpless as a block of wood. If that isn't funny enough to laugh at, I don't know what is."

"Yes," she replied. "I find your world fascinating because it’s a strange place, and life here is even stranger. Here I am, created from an old bed-quilt and meant to be a servant to Margolotte, but I’ve been set free by an unexpected event that none of you could have predicted. I'm enjoying life and exploring the world, while the woman who made me stands there useless like a block of wood. If that’s not amusing enough to laugh at, I don’t know what is."

"You're not seeing much of the world yet, my poor, innocent Scraps," remarked the Cat. "The world doesn't consist wholly of the trees that are on all sides of us."

"You're not experiencing much of the world yet, my poor, innocent Scraps," said the Cat. "The world isn't just made up of the trees surrounding us."

"But they're part of it; and aren't they pretty trees?" returned Scraps, bobbing her head until her brown yarn curls fluttered in the breeze. "Growing between them I can see lovely ferns and wild-flowers, and soft green mosses. If the rest of your world is half as beautiful I shall be glad I'm alive."

"But they're part of it; and aren't they pretty trees?" Scraps replied, nodding her head until her brown yarn curls danced in the breeze. "Growing among them, I can see beautiful ferns and wildflowers, and soft green moss. If the rest of your world is half as beautiful, I’ll be happy to be alive."

"I don't know what the rest of the world is like, I'm sure," said the cat; "but I mean to find out."

"I don't know what the rest of the world is like, but I'm definitely going to find out," said the cat.

"I have never been out of the forest," Ojo added; "but to me the trees are gloomy and sad and the wild-flowers seem lonesome. It must be nicer where there are no trees and there is room for lots of people to live together."

"I've never left the forest," Ojo added; "but to me, the trees feel dark and sad, and the wildflowers seem lonely. It must be nicer where there are no trees and there's space for a lot of people to live together."

69"I wonder if any of the people we shall meet will be as splendid as I am," said the Patchwork Girl. "All I have seen, so far, have pale, colorless skins and clothes as blue as the country they live in, while I am of many gorgeous colors—face and body and clothes. That is why I am bright and contented, Ojo, while you are blue and sad."

69"I wonder if any of the people we meet will be as amazing as I am," said the Patchwork Girl. "So far, everyone I've seen has pale, dull skin and clothes as blue as the land they come from, while I'm made of so many beautiful colors—face, body, and clothes. That's why I'm happy and cheerful, Ojo, while you're feeling down and blue."

"I think I made a mistake in giving you so many sorts of brains," observed the boy. "Perhaps, as the Magician said, you have an overdose, and they may not agree with you."

"I think I messed up by giving you so many different kinds of brains," the boy said. "Maybe, like the Magician said, you've had too much, and they might not sit well with you."

"What had you to do with my brains?" asked Scraps.

"What did you do with my brains?" asked Scraps.

"A lot," replied Ojo. "Old Margolotte meant to give you only a few—just enough to keep you going—but when she wasn't looking I added a good many more, of the best kinds I could find in the Magician's cupboard."

"A lot," replied Ojo. "Old Margolotte intended to give you just a few—enough to get you by—but when she wasn't paying attention, I added a lot more, the best ones I could find in the Magician's cupboard."

"Thanks," said the girl, dancing along the path ahead of Ojo and then dancing back to his side. "If a few brains are good, many brains must be better."

"Thanks," said the girl, dancing along the path in front of Ojo and then twirling back to his side. "If a few brains are good, then many brains must be better."

"But they ought to be evenly balanced," said the boy, "and I had no time to be careful. From the way you're acting, I guess the dose was badly mixed."

"But they should be balanced," said the boy, "and I didn't have time to be careful. From how you're acting, I think the dose was mixed up."

"Scraps hasn't enough brains to hurt her, so don't worry," remarked the cat, which was trotting along in a very dainty and graceful manner. "The only brains worth considering are mine, which are pink. You can see 'em work."

"Scraps doesn't have enough brains to hurt her, so don't worry," said the cat, walking along in a very delicate and graceful way. "The only brains that matter are mine, which are pink. You can see them in action."

After walking a long time they came to a little brook that trickled across the path, and here Ojo sat down to rest and eat70 something from his basket. He found that the Magician had given him part of a loaf of bread and a slice of cheese. He broke off some of the bread and was surprised to find the loaf just as large as it was before. It was the same way with the cheese: however much he broke off from the slice, it remained exactly the same size.

After walking for a long time, they reached a small stream that flowed across the path, and here Ojo sat down to take a break and eat70 something from his basket. He discovered that the Magician had given him part of a loaf of bread and a slice of cheese. He tore off some of the bread and was surprised to see that the loaf remained just as big as it was before. The same happened with the cheese: no matter how much he took from the slice, it stayed exactly the same size.

"Ah," said he, nodding wisely; "that's magic. Dr. Pipt has enchanted the bread and the cheese, so it will last me all through my journey, however much I eat."

"Ah," he said, nodding knowingly, "that's magic. Dr. Pipt has cast a spell on the bread and cheese, so it'll last me all throughout my journey, no matter how much I eat."

"Why do you put those things into your mouth?" asked Scraps, gazing at him in astonishment. "Do you need more stuffing? Then why don't you use cotton, such as I am stuffed with?"

"Why are you putting those things in your mouth?" asked Scraps, staring at him in amazement. "Do you need more stuffing? Then why not use cotton like the stuff I’m filled with?"

"I don't need that kind," said Ojo.

"I don't need that kind," Ojo said.

"But a mouth is to talk with, isn't it?"

"But a mouth is meant for talking, right?"

"It is also to eat with," replied the boy. "If I didn't put food into my mouth, and eat it, I would get hungry and starve."

"It’s also for eating," replied the boy. "If I didn't put food in my mouth and eat it, I would get hungry and starve."

"Ah, I didn't know that," she said. "Give me some."

"Wow, I didn't know that," she said. "Share some with me."

Ojo handed her a bit of the bread and she put it in her mouth.

Ojo gave her a piece of the bread, and she put it in her mouth.

"What next?" she asked, scarcely able to speak.

"What’s next?" she asked, barely able to get the words out.

"Chew it and swallow it," said the boy.

"Chew it and swallow," said the boy.

Scraps tried that. Her pearl teeth were unable to chew the bread and beyond her mouth there was no opening. Being unable to swallow she threw away the bread and laughed.

Scraps tried that. Her pearl teeth couldn’t chew the bread, and there was no opening beyond her mouth. Unable to swallow, she tossed the bread aside and laughed.

"I must get hungry and starve, for I can't eat," she said.71

"I'll get hungry and starve because I can't eat," she said.71

72 "Neither can I," announced the cat; "but I'm not fool enough to try. Can't you understand that you and I are superior people and not made like these poor humans?"

72 "I can’t either," said the cat. "But I’m not stupid enough to attempt it. Can’t you see that you and I are better than these poor humans?"

"Why should I understand that, or anything else?" asked the girl. "Don't bother my head by asking conundrums, I beg of you. Just let me discover myself in my own way."

"Why should I care about that, or anything else?" the girl asked. "Please don’t confuse me with your riddles. Just let me figure myself out in my own way."

With this she began amusing herself by leaping across the brook and back again.

With this, she started having fun by jumping across the stream and back again.

"Be careful, or you'll fall in the water," warned Ojo.

"Be careful, or you'll fall in the water," Ojo warned.

"Never mind."

"Forget it."

"You'd better. If you get wet you'll be soggy and can't walk. Your colors might run, too," he said.

"You should. If you get wet, you'll be damp and won't be able to walk. Your colors might bleed, too," he said.

"Don't my colors run whenever I run?" she asked.

"Don't my colors run whenever I run?" she asked.

"Not in the way I mean. If they get wet, the reds and greens and yellows and purples of your patches might run into each other and become just a blur—no color at all, you know."

"Not in the way I mean. If they get wet, the reds, greens, yellows, and purples of your patches might mix together and turn into just a blur—no color at all, you know."

"Then," said the Patchwork Girl, "I'll be careful, for if I spoiled my splendid colors I would cease to be beautiful."

"Then," said the Patchwork Girl, "I'll be careful, because if I ruined my amazing colors, I wouldn’t be beautiful anymore."

"Pah!" sneered the Glass Cat, "such colors are not beautiful; they're ugly, and in bad taste. Please notice that my body has no color at all. I'm transparent, except for my exquisite red heart and my lovely pink brains—you can see 'em work."

"Pah!" scoffed the Glass Cat, "those colors aren't beautiful; they're ugly and totally clichéd. Just look at me—I've got no color at all. I'm transparent, except for my stunning red heart and my pretty pink brain—you can see them in action."

"Shoo—shoo—shoo!" cried Scraps, dancing around and laughing. "And your horrid green eyes, Miss Bungle! You can't see your eyes, but we can, and I notice you're very proud73 of what little color you have. Shoo, Miss Bungle, shoo—shoo—shoo! If you were all colors and many colors, as I am, you'd be too stuck up for anything." She leaped over the cat and back again, and the startled Bungle crept close to a tree to escape her. This made Scraps laugh more heartily than ever, and she said:

"Shoo—shoo—shoo!" shouted Scraps, dancing around and laughing. "And your horrible green eyes, Miss Bungle! You can’t see your eyes, but we can, and I can tell you’re really proud73 of the little color you have. Shoo, Miss Bungle, shoo—shoo—shoo! If you were as colorful and vibrant as I am, you’d be way too stuck up for anything." She jumped over the cat and back again, and the startled Bungle crouched close to a tree to get away from her. This made Scraps laugh even harder, and she said:

Whoop-de-doo!
The cat has lost her shoe.
Her feet are bare, but she doesn't mind,
So what's the chance for you?

"Dear me, Ojo," said the cat; "don't you think the creature is a little bit crazy?"

"Wow, Ojo," said the cat, "don’t you think this creature is a little bit crazy?"

"It may be," he answered, with a puzzled look.

"It could be," he replied, looking confused.

"If she continues her insults I'll scratch off her suspender-button eyes," declared the cat.

"If she keeps up with her insults, I'm going to scratch off her button eyes," declared the cat.

"Don't quarrel, please," pleaded the boy, rising to resume the journey. "Let us be good comrades and as happy and cheerful as possible, for we are likely to meet with plenty of trouble on our way."

"Please don’t argue," the boy said, getting up to continue their journey. "Let’s be good friends and stay as happy and cheerful as we can, since we’re probably going to face a lot of challenges along the way."

It was nearly sundown when they came to the edge of the forest and saw spread out before them a delightful landscape. There were broad blue fields stretching for miles over the valley, which was dotted everywhere with pretty, blue domed houses, none of which, however, was very near to the place74 where they stood. Just at the point where the path left the forest stood a tiny house covered with leaves from the trees, and before this stood a Munchkin man with an axe in his hand. He seemed very much surprised when Ojo and Scraps and the Glass Cat came out of the woods, but as the Patchwork Girl approached nearer he sat down upon a bench and laughed so hard that he could not speak for a long time.

It was almost sunset when they reached the edge of the forest and looked out at a beautiful landscape. There were wide blue fields stretching for miles across the valley, which was dotted with charming blue-domed houses, although none were very close to where they stood74. Just where the path exited the forest, there was a small house covered with leaves from the trees, and in front of it stood a Munchkin man with an axe in his hand. He looked very surprised when Ojo, Scraps, and the Glass Cat emerged from the woods, but as the Patchwork Girl got closer, he sat down on a bench and laughed so hard that he couldn't speak for a long time.

This man was a woodchopper and lived all alone in the little house. He had bushy blue whiskers and merry blue eyes and his blue clothes were quite old and worn.

This guy was a woodcutter and lived all by himself in a small house. He had bushy blue facial hair and cheerful blue eyes, and his blue clothes were pretty old and worn out.

"Mercy me!" exclaimed the woodchopper, when at last he could stop laughing. "Who would think such a funny harlequin lived in the Land of Oz? Where did you come from, Crazy-quilt?"

"Wow!" exclaimed the woodchopper, when he finally stopped laughing. "Who would have thought such a funny character lived in the Land of Oz? Where did you come from, Crazy-quilt?"

"Do you mean me?" asked the Patchwork Girl.

"Are you talking about me?" asked the Patchwork Girl.

"Of course," he replied.

"Of course," he said.

"You misjudge my ancestry. I'm not a crazy-quilt; I'm patchwork," she said.

"You misjudge my background. I'm not a random mix; I'm patchwork," she said.

"There's no difference," he replied, beginning to laugh again. "When my old grandmother sews such things together she calls it a crazy-quilt; but I never thought such a jumble could come to life."

"There's no difference," he said, starting to laugh again. "When my old grandmother stitches these things together, she calls it a crazy quilt; but I never imagined such a mess could come to life."

"It was the Magic Powder that did it," explained Ojo.

"It was the Magic Powder that caused it," Ojo explained.

"Oh, then you have come from the Crooked Magician on the mountain. I might have known it, for—Well, I declare! here's a glass cat. But the Magician will get in trouble for this; it's75 against the law for anyone to work magic except Glinda the Good and the royal Wizard of Oz. If you people—or things—or glass spectacles—or crazy-quilts—or whatever you are, go near the Emerald City, you'll be arrested."

"Oh, so you came from the Crooked Magician on the mountain. I should have guessed, because—Wow! here's a glass cat. But the Magician is going to get in trouble for this; it's75 against the law for anyone to use magic except Glinda the Good and the royal Wizard of Oz. If you guys—or whatever you are, like glass spectacles or crazy quilts—get anywhere near the Emerald City, you'll be arrested."

"We're going there, anyhow," declared Scraps, sitting upon the bench and swinging her stuffed legs.

"We're going there, anyway," said Scraps, sitting on the bench and swinging her stuffed legs.

"If any of us takes a break,
We'll definitely get arrested,
And get no compensation "Because the rest we have to endure."

"I see," said the woodchopper, nodding; "you're as crazy as the crazy-quilt you're made of."

"I get it," said the woodcutter, nodding; "you're as nutty as the crazy quilt you're made of."

"She really is crazy," remarked the Glass Cat. "But that isn't to be wondered at when you remember how many different things she's made of. For my part, I'm made of pure glass—except my jewel heart and my pretty pink brains. Did you notice my brains, stranger? You can see 'em work."

"She really is crazy," said the Glass Cat. "But that's not surprising when you think about how many different things she's made of. As for me, I'm made of pure glass—except for my jewel heart and my cute pink brain. Did you notice my brain, stranger? You can see it work."

"So I can," replied the woodchopper; "but I can't see that they accomplish much. A glass cat is a useless sort of thing, but a Patchwork Girl is really useful. She makes me laugh, and laughter is the best thing in life. There was once a woodchopper, a friend of mine, who was made all of tin, and I used to laugh every time I saw him."

"So I can," replied the woodcutter; "but I don’t see that they do much. A glass cat isn’t good for anything, but a Patchwork Girl is actually useful. She makes me laugh, and laughter is the best thing in life. There was once a woodcutter, a friend of mine, who was made entirely of tin, and I would laugh every time I saw him."

"A tin woodchopper?" said Ojo. "That is strange."

"A tin woodchopper?" Ojo said. "That's weird."

76"My friend wasn't always tin," said the man, "but he was careless with his axe, and used to chop himself very badly. Whenever he lost an arm or a leg he had it replaced with tin; so after a while he was all tin."

76 "My friend wasn't always made of tin," the man said, "but he was careless with his axe and kept chopping himself pretty badly. Whenever he lost an arm or a leg, he had it replaced with tin, so eventually, he was all tin."

"And could he chop wood then?" asked the boy.

"And could he chop wood then?" the boy asked.

"He could if he didn't rust his tin joints. But one day he met Dorothy in the forest and went with her to the Emerald City, where he made his fortune. He is now one of the favorites of Princess Ozma, and she has made him the Emperor of the Winkies—the Country where all is yellow."

"He could if he didn't rust his metal joints. But one day he met Dorothy in the forest and went with her to the Emerald City, where he found his fortune. He is now one of Princess Ozma's favorites, and she has made him the Emperor of the Winkies—the country where everything is yellow."

"Who is Dorothy?" inquired the Patchwork Girl.

"Who is Dorothy?" asked the Patchwork Girl.

"A little maid who used to live in Kansas, but is now a Princess of Oz. She's Ozma's best friend, they say, and lives with her in the royal palace."

"A young girl who used to live in Kansas, but is now a Princess of Oz. She's said to be Ozma's best friend and lives with her in the royal palace."

"Is Dorothy made of tin?" inquired Ojo.

"Is Dorothy made of tin?" Ojo asked.

"Is she patchwork, like me?" inquired Scraps.

"Is she made of different pieces, like me?" asked Scraps.

"No," said the man; "Dorothy is flesh, just as I am. I know of only one tin person, and that is Nick Chopper, the Tin Woodman; and there will never be but one Patchwork Girl, for any magician that sees you will refuse to make another one like you."

"No," said the man; "Dorothy is real, just like I am. I only know of one tin person, and that's Nick Chopper, the Tin Woodman; and there will only ever be one Patchwork Girl, because any magician who sees you will refuse to create another one like you."

"I suppose we shall see the Tin Woodman, for we are going to the Country of the Winkies," said the boy.

"I guess we'll see the Tin Woodman since we're heading to the Country of the Winkies," said the boy.

"What for?" asked the woodchopper.

"What for?" asked the lumberjack.

"To get the left wing of a yellow butterfly."

"To obtain the left wing of a yellow butterfly."

"It is a long journey," declared the man, "and you will go77 through lonely parts of Oz and cross rivers and traverse dark forests before you get there."

"It’s a long journey," the man said, "and you'll go77 through lonely areas of Oz, cross rivers, and travel through dark forests before you arrive."

"Suits me all right," said Scraps. "I'll get a chance to see the country."

"Suits me just fine," said Scraps. "I'll get to see the country."

"You're crazy, girl. Better crawl into a rag-bag and hide there; or give yourself to some little girl to play with. Those who travel are likely to meet trouble; that's why I stay at home."

"You're out of your mind, girl. You might as well hide away in a rag-bag or let some little girl use you as a toy. People who go out into the world are bound to run into trouble; that’s why I prefer to stay at home."

The woodchopper then invited them all to stay the night at his little hut, but they were anxious to get on and so left him and continued along the path, which was broader, now, and more distinct.

The woodcutter then invited them all to stay the night at his small hut, but they were eager to move on, so they thanked him and continued along the path, which was now wider and clearer.

They expected to reach some other house before it grew dark,78 but the twilight was brief and Ojo soon began to fear they had made a mistake in leaving the woodchopper.

They thought they would get to another house before it got dark,78 but the twilight was short, and Ojo quickly started to worry that leaving the woodchopper was a mistake.

"I can scarcely see the path," he said at last. "Can you see it, Scraps?"

"I can barely see the path," he finally said. "Can you see it, Scraps?"

"No," replied the Patchwork Girl, who was holding fast to the boy's arm so he could guide her.

"No," replied the Patchwork Girl, who was firmly gripping the boy's arm so he could lead her.

"I can see," declared the Glass Cat. "My eyes are better than yours, and my pink brains—"

"I can see," said the Glass Cat. "My eyes are better than yours, and my pink brains—"

"Never mind your pink brains, please," said Ojo hastily; "just run ahead and show us the way. Wait a minute and I'll tie a string to you; for then you can lead us."

"Forget about your pink brains, okay?" Ojo said quickly. "Just run ahead and show us the way. Hold on a second, and I'll tie a string to you; then you can guide us."

He got a string from his pocket and tied it around the cat's neck, and after that the creature guided them along the path. They had proceeded in this way for about an hour when a twinkling blue light appeared ahead of them.

He took a string from his pocket and tied it around the cat's neck, and after that, the creature led them along the path. They had traveled this way for about an hour when a twinkling blue light appeared ahead of them.

"Good! there's a house at last," cried Ojo. "When we reach it the good people will surely welcome us and give us a night's lodging." But however far they walked the light seemed to get no nearer, so by and by the cat stopped short, saying:

"Great! There's a house at last," Ojo exclaimed. "When we get there, the nice people will definitely welcome us and let us stay for the night." But no matter how far they walked, the light didn’t seem to come any closer, so eventually the cat stopped suddenly, saying:

"I think the light is traveling, too, and we shall never be able to catch up with it. But here is a house by the roadside, so why go farther?"

"I think the light is moving too, and we’ll never catch up with it. But here’s a house by the road, so why go any further?"

"Where is the house, Bungle?"

"Where's the house, Bungle?"

"Just here beside us, Scraps."

"Right here with us, Scraps."

Ojo was now able to see a small house near the pathway. It was dark and silent, but the boy was tired and wanted to rest,79 so he went up to the door and knocked.

Ojo could now see a small house by the path. It was dark and quiet, but the boy was tired and needed to rest,79 so he approached the door and knocked.

"Who is there?" cried a voice from within.

"Who's there?" shouted a voice from inside.

"I am Ojo the Unlucky, and with me are Miss Scraps Patchwork and the Glass Cat," he replied.

"I’m Ojo the Unlucky, and with me are Miss Scraps Patchwork and the Glass Cat," he said.

"What do you want?" asked the Voice.

"What do you want?" asked the Voice.

"A place to sleep," said Ojo.

"A place to sleep," Ojo said.

"Come in, then; but don't make any noise, and you must go directly to bed," returned the Voice.

"Come in, then; but keep it quiet, and you need to go straight to bed," replied the Voice.

Ojo unlatched the door and entered. It was very dark inside and he could see nothing at all. But the cat exclaimed: "Why, there's no one here!"

Ojo unlatched the door and walked in. It was really dark inside, and he couldn't see anything at all. But the cat exclaimed, "Wow, there's no one here!"

"There must be," said the boy. "Some one spoke to me."

"There has to be," the boy said. "Someone talked to me."

"I can see everything in the room," replied the cat, "and no one is present but ourselves. But here are three beds, all made up, so we may as well go to sleep."

"I can see everything in the room," said the cat, "and it's just us here. But there are three made beds, so we might as well get some sleep."

"What is sleep?" inquired the Patchwork Girl.

"What is sleep?" asked the Patchwork Girl.

"It's what you do when you go to bed," said Ojo.

"It's what you do when you go to bed," Ojo said.

"But why do you go to bed?" persisted the Patchwork Girl.

"But why do you go to bed?" the Patchwork Girl kept asking.

"Here, here! You are making altogether too much noise," cried the Voice they had heard before. "Keep quiet, strangers, and go to bed."

"Hey, hey! You're being way too loud," shouted the Voice they had heard before. "Be quiet, strangers, and go to sleep."

The cat, which could see in the dark, looked sharply around for the owner of the Voice, but could discover no one, although the Voice had seemed close beside them. She arched her back a little and seemed afraid. Then she whispered to Ojo: "Come!" and led him to a bed.

The cat, which could see in the dark, looked around sharply for the owner of the Voice but couldn't find anyone, even though the Voice had seemed really close. She arched her back slightly and appeared scared. Then she whispered to Ojo, “Come!” and guided him to a bed.

80With his hands the boy felt of the bed and found it was big and soft, with feather pillows and plenty of blankets. So he took off his shoes and hat and crept into the bed. Then the cat led Scraps to another bed and the Patchwork Girl was puzzled to know what to do with it.

80With his hands, the boy explored the bed and realized it was big and soft, with feather pillows and lots of blankets. So he took off his shoes and hat and crawled into the bed. Then the cat guided Scraps to another bed, and the Patchwork Girl was confused about what to do with it.

"Lie down and keep quiet," whispered the cat, warningly.

"Lie down and be quiet," the cat whispered, sounding cautious.

"Can't I sing?" asked Scraps.

"Can't I sing?" Scraps asked.

"No."

"Nope."

"Can't I whistle?" asked Scraps.

"Can’t I whistle?" asked Scraps.

"No."

"Nope."

"Can't I dance till morning, if I want to?" asked Scraps.

"Can’t I dance until morning if I want to?" asked Scraps.

"You must keep quiet," said the cat, in a soft voice.

"You need to be quiet," said the cat in a soft voice.

"I don't want to," replied the Patchwork Girl, speaking as loudly as usual. "What right have you to order me around? If I want to talk, or yell, or whistle—"

"I don't want to," replied the Patchwork Girl, speaking as loudly as usual. "What right do you have to boss me around? If I want to talk, or yell, or whistle—"

Before she could say anything more an unseen hand seized her firmly and threw her out of the door, which closed behind her with a sharp slam. She found herself bumping and rolling in the road and when she got up and tried to open the door of the house again she found it locked.

Before she could say anything else, an unseen hand grabbed her firmly and threw her out the door, which shut behind her with a loud bang. She found herself tumbling in the street, and when she got up and attempted to open the door of the house again, she discovered it was locked.

"What has happened to Scraps?" asked Ojo.

"What happened to Scraps?" asked Ojo.

"Never mind. Let's go to sleep, or something will happen to us," answered the Glass Cat.

"Never mind. Let's go to sleep, or something bad will happen to us," replied the Glass Cat.

So Ojo snuggled down in his bed and fell asleep, and he was so tired that he never wakened until broad daylight.

So Ojo curled up in his bed and fell asleep, and he was so tired that he didn't wake up until it was light outside.

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82

THE ANNOYING RECORD PLAYER

Chap. 7
83 The Troublesome Phonograph
Chap. 7

WHEN the boy opened his eyes next morning he looked carefully around the room. These small Munchkin houses seldom had more than one room in them. That in which Ojo now found himself had three beds, set all in a row on one side of it. The Glass Cat lay asleep on one bed, Ojo was in the second, and the third was neatly made up and smoothed for the day. On the other side of the room was a round table on which breakfast was already placed, smoking hot. Only one chair was drawn up to the table, where a place was set for one person. No one seemed to be in the room except the boy and Bungle.

WHEN the boy opened his eyes the next morning, he looked around the room carefully. These small Munchkin houses usually had just one room. The one where Ojo found himself had three beds, all lined up on one side. The Glass Cat was asleep on one bed, Ojo was in the second, and the third was neatly made up and ready for the day. On the other side of the room was a round table where breakfast was already served, steaming hot. Only one chair was pulled up to the table, with a place set for one person. It seemed like the only ones in the room were the boy and Bungle.

Ojo got up and put on his shoes. Finding a toilet84 stand at the head of his bed he washed his face and hands and brushed his hair. Then he went to the table and said:

Ojo got up and put on his shoes. He found a toilet84 stand at the head of his bed, washed his face and hands, and brushed his hair. Then he went to the table and said:

"I wonder if this is my breakfast?"

"I wonder if this is my breakfast?"

"Eat it!" commanded a Voice at his side, so near that Ojo jumped. But no person could he see.

"Eat it!" ordered a Voice right next to him, so close that Ojo flinched. But he couldn't see anyone.

He was hungry, and the breakfast looked good; so he sat down and ate all he wanted. Then, rising, he took his hat and wakened the Glass Cat.

He was hungry, and the breakfast looked appealing, so he sat down and ate as much as he wanted. Then, getting up, he grabbed his hat and woke the Glass Cat.

"Come on, Bungle," said he; "we must go."

"Come on, Bungle," he said; "we have to go."

He cast another glance about the room and, speaking to the air, he said: "Whoever lives here has been kind to me, and I'm much obliged."

He looked around the room again and said to no one in particular, "Whoever lives here has been really nice to me, and I'm very grateful."

There was no answer, so he took his basket and went out the door, the cat following him. In the middle of the path sat the Patchwork Girl, playing with pebbles she had picked up.

There was no response, so he grabbed his basket and stepped outside, with the cat trailing behind him. In the middle of the path sat the Patchwork Girl, playing with the pebbles she had collected.

"Oh, there you are!" she exclaimed cheerfully. "I thought you were never coming out. It has been daylight a long time."

"Oh, there you are!" she said cheerfully. "I thought you were never going to come out. It's been daylight for a while now."

"What did you do all night?" asked the boy.

"What did you do all night?" the boy asked.

"Sat here and watched the stars and the moon," she replied. "They're interesting. I never saw them before, you know."

"Sat here and watched the stars and the moon," she said. "They're fascinating. I’ve never seen them before, you know."

"Of course not," said Ojo.

"Definitely not," said Ojo.

"You were crazy to act so badly and get thrown outdoors," remarked Bungle, as they renewed their journey.

"You were crazy to act that way and get kicked outside," Bungle said as they continued their journey.

"That's all right," said Scraps. "If I hadn't been thrown out I wouldn't have seen the stars, nor the big gray wolf."

"That's okay," said Scraps. "If I hadn't been kicked out, I wouldn't have seen the stars or the big gray wolf."

"What wolf?" inquired Ojo.

"What wolf?" Ojo asked.

85"The one that came to the door of the house three times during the night."

85"The person who knocked on the front door three times during the night."

"I don't see why that should be," said the boy, thoughtfully; "there was plenty to eat in that house, for I had a fine breakfast, and I slept in a nice bed."

"I don't understand why that would be," said the boy, thinking it over; "there was lots to eat in that house, since I had a great breakfast, and I slept in a comfy bed."

"Don't you feel tired?" asked the Patchwork Girl, noticing that the boy yawned.

"Don't you feel tired?" asked the Patchwork Girl, seeing the boy yawn.

"Why, yes; I'm as tired as I was last night; and yet I slept very well."

"Yeah, I'm as tired as I was last night, and yet I slept really well."

"And aren't you hungry?"

"Aren't you hungry?"

"It's strange," replied Ojo. "I had a good breakfast, and yet I think I'll now eat some of my crackers and cheese."

"It's weird," Ojo replied. "I had a good breakfast, but I think I'll eat some of my crackers and cheese now."

Scraps danced up and down the path. Then she sang:

Scraps danced along the path. Then she sang:

"Kizzle-kazzle-kore;
The wolf is at the door,
There's nothing to eat except a bare bone,
"And a bill from the grocery store."

"What does that mean?" asked Ojo.

"What does that mean?" Ojo asked.

"Don't ask me," replied Scraps. "I say what comes into my head, but of course I know nothing of a grocery store or bones without meat or—very much else."

"Don't ask me," Scraps replied. "I just say whatever pops into my head, but obviously, I know nothing about a grocery store or bones without meat or—pretty much anything else."

"No," said the cat; "she's stark, staring, raving crazy, and her brains can't be pink, for they don't work properly."

"No," said the cat; "she's completely out of her mind, and her brains can't be functioning properly, because they just don't work."

"Bother the brains!" cried Scraps. "Who cares for 'em,86 anyhow? Have you noticed how beautiful my patches are in this sunlight?"

"Bother the brains!" shouted Scraps. "Who cares about them,86 anyway? Have you seen how beautiful my patches look in this sunlight?"

Just then they heard a sound as of footsteps pattering along the path behind them and all three turned to see what was coming. To their astonishment they beheld a small round table running as fast as its four spindle legs could carry it, and to the top was screwed fast a phonograph with a big gold horn.

Just then, they heard footstep sounds pattering along the path behind them and all three turned to see what was coming. To their surprise, they saw a small round table running as fast as its four spindle legs could manage, with a phonograph and a big gold horn securely attached to the top.

"Hold on!" shouted the phonograph. "Wait for me!"

"Wait up!" shouted the phonograph. "Hang on for me!"

"Goodness me; it's that music thing which the Crooked Magician scattered the Powder of Life over," said Ojo.

"Wow, it's that music thing that the Crooked Magician sprinkled the Powder of Life on," said Ojo.

"So it is," returned Bungle, in a grumpy tone of voice; and then, as the phonograph overtook them, the Glass Cat added sternly: "What are you doing here, anyhow?"

"So it is," replied Bungle, sounding grumpy; and then, as the phonograph caught up with them, the Glass Cat said sharply, "What are you doing here, anyway?"

87"I've run away," said the music thing. "After you left, old Dr. Pipt and I had a dreadful quarrel and he threatened to smash me to pieces if I didn't keep quiet. Of course I wouldn't do that, because a talking-machine is supposed to talk and make a noise—and sometimes music. So I slipped out of the house while the Magician was stirring his four kettles and I've been running after you all night. Now that I've found such pleasant company, I can talk and play tunes all I want to."

87"I’ve run away," said the music thing. "After you left, old Dr. Pipt and I had a terrible argument, and he threatened to break me into pieces if I didn’t stay quiet. Of course, I wouldn’t do that, because a talking machine is meant to talk and make noise—and sometimes play music. So I slipped out of the house while the Magician was busy with his four kettles, and I’ve been chasing after you all night. Now that I've found such great company, I can talk and play tunes as much as I want."

Ojo was greatly annoyed by this unwelcome addition to their party. At first he did not know what to say to the newcomer, but a little thought decided him not to make friends.

Ojo was really annoyed by this unexpected addition to their group. At first, he didn’t know what to say to the newcomer, but after a bit of thinking, he decided not to befriend them.

"We are traveling on important business," he declared, "and you'll excuse me if I say we can't be bothered."

"We're on important business," he stated, "and I hope you understand that we can't be bothered."

"How very impolite!" exclaimed the phonograph.

"That's so rude!" exclaimed the phonograph.

"I'm sorry; but it's true," said the boy. "You'll have to go somewhere else."

"I'm sorry, but it's true," said the boy. "You’ll have to go somewhere else."

"This is very unkind treatment, I must say," whined the phonograph, in an injured tone. "Everyone seems to hate me, and yet I was intended to amuse people."

"This is really rude, I have to say," whined the phonograph, in a hurt tone. "Everyone seems to dislike me, and yet I was meant to entertain people."

"It isn't you we hate, especially," observed the Glass Cat; "it's your dreadful music. When I lived in the same room with you I was much annoyed by your squeaky horn. It growls and grumbles and clicks and scratches so it spoils the music, and your machinery rumbles so that the racket drowns every tune you attempt."

"It’s not you we dislike, especially," said the Glass Cat; "it’s your awful music. When I lived in the same room with you, your squeaky horn was really irritating. It growls and grumbles and clicks and scratches, which ruins the music, and your machinery rumbles so loudly that it drowns out every tune you try to play."

"That isn't my fault; it's the fault of my records. I must88 admit that I haven't a clear record," answered the machine.

"That's not my fault; it's the fault of my records. I have to88 admit that I don't have a clear record," answered the machine.

"Just the same, you'll have to go away," said Ojo.

"Still, you'll need to leave," Ojo said.

"Wait a minute," cried Scraps. "This music thing interests me. I remember to have heard music when I first came to life, and I would like to hear it again. What is your name, my poor abused phonograph?"

"Hold on a second," exclaimed Scraps. "This music thing really piques my interest. I remember hearing music when I first came to life, and I’d love to hear it again. What's your name, my poor neglected phonograph?"

"Victor Columbia Edison," it answered.

"Victor Columbia Edison," it replied.

"Well, I shall call you 'Vic' for short," said the Patchwork Girl. "Go ahead and play something."

"Okay, I'll call you 'Vic' for short," said the Patchwork Girl. "Go ahead and play something."

"It'll drive you crazy," warned the cat.

"It'll drive you nuts," warned the cat.

"I'm crazy now, according to your statement. Loosen up and reel out the music, Vic."

"I'm crazy now, based on what you said. Chill out and play the music, Vic."

"The only record I have with me," explained the phonograph, "is one the Magician attached just before we had our quarrel. It's a highly classical composition."

"The only record I have with me," the phonograph explained, "is one that the Magician attached right before we had our argument. It's a really classical composition."

"A what?" inquired Scraps.

"A what?" asked Scraps.

"It is classical music, and is considered the best and most puzzling ever manufactured. You're supposed to like it, whether you do or not, and if you don't, the proper thing is to look as if you did. Understand?"

"It’s classical music, and it’s seen as the best and most confusing ever created. You’re expected to like it, whether you actually do or not, and if you don’t, the right thing to do is to act like you do. Got it?"

"Not in the least," said Scraps.

"Not at all," Scraps said.

"Then, listen!"

"Now, listen!"

At once the machine began to play and in a few minutes Ojo put his hands to his ears to shut out the sounds and the cat snarled and Scraps began to laugh.

As soon as the machine started playing, Ojo covered his ears to block out the noise, the cat hissed, and Scraps began to laugh.

"Cut it out, Vic," she said. "That's enough."

"Knock it off, Vic," she said. "That's enough."

89But the phonograph continued playing the dreary tune, so Ojo seized the crank, jerked it free and threw it into the road. However, the moment the crank struck the ground it bounded back to the machine again and began winding it up. And still the music played.

89But the phonograph kept playing the depressing song, so Ojo grabbed the crank, yanked it free, and tossed it into the road. However, as soon as the crank hit the ground, it bounced back to the machine and started winding it up again. And the music went on.

"Let's run!" cried Scraps, and they all started and ran down the path as fast as they could go. But the phonograph was right behind them and could run and play at the same time. It called out, reproachfully:

"Let's go!" shouted Scraps, and they all took off down the path as fast as they could. But the phonograph was right behind them and could both run and play music at the same time. It called out, in a teasing way:

"What's the matter? Don't you love classical music?"

"What's wrong? Don’t you like classical music?"

"No, Vic," said Scraps, halting. "We will passical the classical and preserve what joy we have left. I haven't any nerves, thank goodness, but your music makes my cotton shrink."

"No, Vic," said Scraps, stopping. "We'll skip the classics and hold onto whatever joy we have left. I don’t have any nerves, thankfully, but your music makes me tense."

"Then turn over my record. There's a rag-time tune on the other side," said the machine.

"Then flip my record over. There's a rag-time song on the other side," said the machine.

"What's rag-time?"

"What’s ragtime?"

"The opposite of classical."

"Not classical."

"All right," said Scraps, and turned over the record.

"Okay," said Scraps, and flipped over the record.

The phonograph now began to play a jerky jumble of sounds which proved so bewildering that after a moment Scraps stuffed her patchwork apron into the gold horn and cried: "Stop—stop! That's the other extreme. It's extremely bad!"

The phonograph started to play a chaotic mix of sounds that was so confusing that after a moment Scraps shoved her patchwork apron into the gold horn and shouted, "Stop—stop! That's just too much. It's really terrible!"

Muffled as it was, the phonograph played on.

Muffled as it was, the record player continued to play.

"If you don't shut off that music I'll smash your record," threatened Ojo.

"If you don't turn off that music, I'm going to smash your record," Ojo threatened.

The music stopped, at that, and the machine turned its horn90 from one to another and said with great indignation: "What's the matter now? Is it possible you can't appreciate rag-time?"

The music stopped, and the machine turned its horn90 from one side to another and said with great annoyance: "What's going on now? Can't you appreciate ragtime?"

"Scraps ought to, being rags herself," said the cat; "but I simply can't stand it; it makes my whiskers curl."

"Scraps should, being rags herself," said the cat, "but I just can't handle it; it makes my whiskers curl."

"It is, indeed, dreadful!" exclaimed Ojo, with a shudder.

"It really is awful!" Ojo exclaimed, shuddering.

"It's enough to drive a crazy lady mad," murmured the Patchwork Girl. "I'll tell you what, Vic," she added as she smoothed out her apron and put it on again, "for some reason or other you've missed your guess. You're not a concert; you're a nuisance."

"It's enough to drive a crazy lady mad," murmured the Patchwork Girl. "I'll tell you what, Vic," she added as she smoothed out her apron and put it on again, "for some reason, you've totally missed the mark. You're not a concert; you're a nuisance."

"Music hath charms to soothe the savage breast," asserted the phonograph sadly.

"Music has the power to calm a troubled heart," the phonograph said sadly.

"Then we're not savages. I advise you to go home and beg the Magician's pardon."

"Then we’re not savages. I suggest you go home and ask the Magician for forgiveness."

"Never! He'd smash me."

"Never! He'd crush me."

"That's what we shall do, if you stay here," Ojo declared.

"That's what we'll do if you stay here," Ojo said.

"Run along, Vic, and bother some one else," advised Scraps. "Find some one who is real wicked, and stay with him till he repents. In that way you can do some good in the world."

"Run along, Vic, and annoy someone else," suggested Scraps. "Find someone who's truly bad and stick with him until he changes his ways. That way, you can actually make a difference in the world."

The music thing turned silently away and trotted down a side path, toward a distant Munchkin village.

The music thing quietly turned away and walked down a side path toward a far-off Munchkin village.

"Is that the way we go?" asked Bungle anxiously.

"Is that how we go?" Bungle asked anxiously.

"No," said Ojo; "I think we shall keep straight ahead, for this path is the widest and best. When we come to some house we will inquire the way to the Emerald City."

"No," said Ojo; "I think we should keep going straight ahead because this path is the widest and the best. When we reach a house, we'll ask for directions to the Emerald City."


THE FOOLISH OWL and the WISE DONKEY

Ch. 8
91 The Foolish Owl and the Wise Donkey
Chap. 8

ON they went, and half an hour's steady walking brought them to a house somewhat better than the two they had already passed. It stood close to the roadside and over the door was a sign that read: "Miss Foolish Owl and Mr. Wise Donkey: Public Advisers."

ON they went, and half an hour of steady walking brought them to a house that was a bit nicer than the two they had passed earlier. It stood right by the road and above the door was a sign that read: "Miss Foolish Owl and Mr. Wise Donkey: Public Advisers."

When Ojo read this sign aloud Scraps said laughingly: "Well, here is a place to get all the advice we want, maybe more than we need. Let's go in."

When Ojo read this sign out loud, Scraps laughed and said, "Well, here’s a place to get all the advice we want, maybe even more than we need. Let’s go in."

The boy knocked at the door.

The boy knocked on the door.

"Come in!" called a deep bass voice.

"Come in!" shouted a deep voice.

So they opened the door and entered the house, where a little light-brown donkey, dressed in a blue apron and a blue cap, was92 engaged in dusting the furniture with a blue cloth. On a shelf over the window sat a great blue owl with a blue sunbonnet on her head, blinking her big round eyes at the visitors.

So they opened the door and went into the house, where a little light-brown donkey, wearing a blue apron and a blue cap, was92 busy dusting the furniture with a blue cloth. On a shelf above the window sat a big blue owl with a blue sunbonnet on her head, blinking her big round eyes at the visitors.

"Good morning," said the donkey, in his deep voice, which seemed bigger than he was. "Did you come to us for advice?"

"Good morning," said the donkey, in his deep voice, which seemed larger than he was. "Did you come to us for advice?"

"Why, we came, anyhow," replied Scraps, "and now we are here we may as well have some advice. It's free, isn't it?

"Well, we came anyway," replied Scraps, "and now that we're here, we might as well get some advice. It's free, right?"

"Certainly," said the donkey. "Advice doesn't cost anything—unless you follow it. Permit me to say, by the way, that you are the queerest lot of travelers that ever came to my shop. Judging you merely by appearances, I think you'd better talk to the Foolish Owl yonder."

"Sure," said the donkey. "Advice is free—unless you actually take it. By the way, I have to say, you are the strangest group of travelers I've ever seen at my shop. Just looking at you, I think it would be best if you talked to the Foolish Owl over there."

They turned to look at the bird, which fluttered its wings and stared back at them with its big eyes.

They turned to look at the bird, which flapped its wings and stared back at them with its large eyes.

"Hoot-ti-toot-ti-toot!" cried the owl.

"Hoot-hoot!" cried the owl.

"Fiddle-cum-foo,
Hey, how's it going?
Riddle-cum, tiddle-cum,
Too-ra-la-loo!

"That beats your poetry, Scraps," said Ojo.

"That’s better than your poetry, Scraps," said Ojo.

"It's just nonsense!" declared the Glass Cat.

"It's just nonsense!" said the Glass Cat.

"But it's good advice for the foolish," said the donkey, admiringly. "Listen to my partner, and you can't go wrong."

"But it's solid advice for the clueless," said the donkey, with admiration. "Just listen to my partner, and you won't go wrong."

Said the owl in a grumbling voice:93

Said the owl in a grumpy voice:93

"Patchwork Girl is alive now;
Nobody's sweetheart, nobody's wife;
Having no sense and loving fun,
"Everyone will snub her."

"Quite a compliment! Quite a compliment, I declare," exclaimed the donkey, turning to look at Scraps. "You are certainly a wonder, my dear, and I fancy you'd make a splendid pincushion. If you belonged to me, I'd wear smoked glasses when I looked at you."

"That's quite a compliment! That's quite a compliment, I must say," exclaimed the donkey, turning to look at Scraps. "You're definitely a marvel, my dear, and I bet you'd make a great pincushion. If you were mine, I'd wear sunglasses whenever I looked at you."

"Why?" asked the Patchwork Girl.

"Why?" asked the Patchwork Girl.

"Because you are so gay and gaudy."

"Because you are so flashy and extravagant."

"It is my beauty that dazzles you," she asserted. "You Munchkin people all strut around in your stupid blue color, while I—"

"It’s my beauty that dazzles you," she said confidently. "You Munchkin folks all parade around in your silly blue color, while I—"

"You are wrong in calling me a Munchkin," interrupted the donkey, "for I was born in the Land of Mo and came to visit the Land of Oz on the day it was shut off from all the rest of the world. So here I am obliged to stay, and I confess it is a very pleasant country to live in."

"You’re mistaken in calling me a Munchkin," interrupted the donkey. "I was born in the Land of Mo and came to visit the Land of Oz on the day it was cut off from the rest of the world. So, here I have to stay, and I admit it’s a really nice place to live."

"Hoot-ti-toot!" cried the owl;

"Hoot hoot!" cried the owl;

"Ojo's looking for a charm,
'Cause Uncle Nunkie has come to harm.
Charms are rare; they're hard to find;
"Ojo has a job, that's for sure!"

94 "Is the owl so very foolish?" asked the boy.

94 "Is the owl really that foolish?" asked the boy.

"Extremely so," replied the donkey. "Notice what vulgar expressions she uses. But I admire the owl for the reason that she is positively foolish. Owls are supposed to be so very wise, generally, that a foolish one is unusual, and you perhaps know that anything or anyone unusual is sure to be interesting to the wise."

"Definitely," replied the donkey. "Just look at how crude her language is. But I actually admire the owl because she is truly foolish. Owls are usually seen as very wise, so a foolish one is a rarity, and you probably know that anything or anyone out of the ordinary is bound to be interesting to the wise."

The owl flapped its wings again, muttering these words:

The owl flapped its wings again, muttering these words:

"It's tough to be a glassy cat—
No cat can be tougher than that;
She's so transparent, every move It's clear to us, and that's a fact.

"Have you noticed my pink brains?" inquired Bungle, proudly. "You can see 'em work."

"Have you noticed my pink brains?" Bungle asked proudly. "You can see them in action."

"Not in the daytime," said the donkey. "She can't see very well by day, poor thing. But her advice is excellent. I advise you all to follow it."

"Not during the day," said the donkey. "She can't see very well in daylight, poor thing. But her advice is great. I recommend you all take it."

"The owl hasn't given us any advice, as yet," the boy declared.

"The owl hasn't given us any advice yet," the boy said.

"No? Then what do you call all those sweet poems?"

"No? Then what do you call all those lovely poems?"

"Just foolishness," replied Ojo. "Scraps does the same thing."

"Just nonsense," replied Ojo. "Scraps does the same thing."

"Foolishness! Of course! To be sure! The Foolish Owl must be foolish or she wouldn't be the Foolish Owl. You are very complimentary to my partner, indeed," asserted the donkey, rubbing his front hoofs together as if highly pleased.

"That's ridiculous! Of course! Absolutely! The Foolish Owl has to be foolish, or she wouldn't be the Foolish Owl. You're quite flattering to my partner," the donkey said, rubbing his front hooves together as if he were very pleased.

95

96 "The sign says that you are wise," remarked Scraps to the donkey. "I wish you would prove it."

96 "The sign says that you are wise," Scraps said to the donkey. "I wish you would show it."

"With great pleasure," returned the beast. "Put me to the test, my dear Patches, and I'll prove my wisdom in the wink of an eye."

"With great pleasure," replied the beast. "Test me, my dear Patches, and I’ll show you my wisdom in no time."

"What is the best way to get to the Emerald City?" asked Ojo.

"What’s the best way to get to the Emerald City?" asked Ojo.

"Walk," said the donkey.

"Let's go," said the donkey.

"I know; but what road shall I take?" was the boy's next question.

"I get it; but which way should I go?" was the boy's next question.

"The road of yellow bricks, of course. It leads directly to the Emerald City."

"The yellow brick road, of course. It goes straight to the Emerald City."

"And how shall we find the road of yellow bricks?"

"And how are we going to find the yellow brick road?"

"By keeping along the path you have been following. You'll come to the yellow bricks pretty soon, and you'll know them when you see them because they're the only yellow things in the blue country."

"Keep following the path you’ve been on. You’ll reach the yellow bricks soon, and you’ll recognize them when you see them because they’re the only yellow things in the blue land."

"Thank you," said the boy. "At last you have told me something."

"Thanks," said the boy. "Finally, you’ve told me something."

"Is that the extent of your wisdom?" asked Scraps.

"Is that all the wisdom you have?" asked Scraps.

"No," replied the donkey; "I know many other things, but they wouldn't interest you. So I'll give you a last word of advice: move on, for the sooner you do that the sooner you'll get to the Emerald City of Oz."97

"No," said the donkey. "I know a lot of other things, but you wouldn't care about them. So here’s my final piece of advice: keep going, because the sooner you do, the sooner you'll reach the Emerald City of Oz." 97

"Hoot-ti-toot-ti-toot-ti-too!" screeched the owl;

"Hoot hoot!" screeched the owl;

"Go ahead! Whether fast or slow,
You don’t know where you’re headed. Patches, Bungle, Munchkin guy,
Facing ups and downs,
Facing serious and sad dangers,
Sometimes anxious, sometimes happy—
You don't know where you're heading,
"Me neither, but away you go!"

"Sounds like a hint, to me," said the Patchwork Girl.

"That sounds like a hint to me," said the Patchwork Girl.

"Then let's take it and go," replied Ojo.

"Then let's grab it and go," replied Ojo.

They said good-bye to the Wise Donkey and the Foolish Owl and at once resumed their journey.

They said goodbye to the Wise Donkey and the Foolish Owl and immediately continued their journey.

98

THEY MEET THE DIZZY

Chapter 9
99 They Meet the Woozy
Chap. Nine

"THERE seem to be very few houses around here, after all," remarked Ojo, after they had walked for a time in silence.

"THERE seem to be very few houses around here, after all," Ojo said, after they had walked in silence for a while.

"Never mind," said Scraps; "we are not looking for houses, but rather the road of yellow bricks. Won't it be funny to run across something yellow in this dismal blue country?"

"Never mind," said Scraps; "we're not looking for houses, but rather the yellow brick road. Won't it be funny to come across something yellow in this gloomy blue place?"

"There are worse colors than yellow in this country," asserted the Glass Cat, in a spiteful tone.

"There are worse colors than yellow in this country," the Glass Cat said, with a spiteful tone.

"Oh; do you mean the pink pebbles you call your brains, and your red heart and green eyes?" asked the Patchwork Girl.

"Oh, are you talking about the pink pebbles you call your brains, along with your red heart and green eyes?" asked the Patchwork Girl.

"No; I mean you, if you must know it," growled the cat.

"No; I mean you, if you really want to know," the cat growled.

"You're jealous!" laughed Scraps. "You'd100 give your whiskers for a lovely variegated complexion like mine."

"You're jealous!" laughed Scraps. "You'd100 trade your whiskers for a beautiful mixed complexion like mine."

"I wouldn't!" retorted the cat. "I've the clearest complexion in the world, and I don't employ a beauty-doctor, either."

"I wouldn’t!" replied the cat. "I have the clearest complexion in the world, and I don't use a beauty doctor, either."

"I see you don't," said Scraps.

"I see you don't," Scraps said.

"Please don't quarrel," begged Ojo. "This is an important journey, and quarreling makes me discouraged. To be brave, one must be cheerful, so I hope you will be as good-tempered as possible."

"Please don't fight," Ojo pleaded. "This is an important journey, and fighting makes me feel down. To be brave, you have to stay positive, so I hope you can be as good-natured as possible."

They had traveled some distance when suddenly they faced a high fence which barred any further progress straight ahead. It ran directly across the road and enclosed a small forest of tall trees, set close together. When the group of adventurers peered through the bars of the fence they thought this forest looked more gloomy and forbidding than any they had ever seen before.

They had traveled a good distance when suddenly they encountered a high fence that blocked their path. It stretched right across the road and surrounded a small forest of tall, closely spaced trees. As the group of adventurers looked through the fence bars, they thought this forest seemed darker and more intimidating than any they had ever seen before.

They soon discovered that the path they had been following now made a bend and passed around the enclosure, but what made Ojo stop and look thoughtful was a sign painted on the fence which read:

They soon realized that the path they had been following curved and went around the enclosure, but what made Ojo pause and look contemplative was a sign painted on the fence that read:

"BEWARE OF THE WOOZY!"

"WATCH OUT FOR THE WOOZY!"

"That means," he said, "that there's a Woozy inside that fence, and the Woozy must be a dangerous animal or they wouldn't tell people to beware of it."

"That means," he said, "that there's a Woozy inside that fence, and the Woozy must be a dangerous animal or they wouldn't warn people to watch out for it."

101 "Let's keep out, then," replied Scraps. "That path is outside the fence, and Mr. Woozy may have all his little forest to himself, for all we care."

101 "Let's stay out, then," Scraps replied. "That path is beyond the fence, and Mr. Woozy can have his whole little forest to himself, for all we care."

"But one of our errands is to find a Woozy," Ojo explained. "The Magician wants me to get three hairs from the end of a Woozy's tail."

"But one of our tasks is to find a Woozy," Ojo explained. "The Magician wants me to get three hairs from the tip of a Woozy's tail."

"Let's go on and find some other Woozy," suggested the cat. "This one is ugly and dangerous, or they wouldn't cage him up. Maybe we shall find another that is tame and gentle."

"Let’s move on and look for another Woozy," the cat suggested. "This one is ugly and dangerous, or they wouldn't have caged him. Maybe we can find another that is calm and friendly."

"Perhaps there isn't any other, at all," answered Ojo. "The sign doesn't say: 'Beware a Woozy'; it says: 'Beware the Woozy,' which may mean there's only one in all the Land of Oz."

"Maybe there isn't any other one," Ojo replied. "The sign doesn't say: 'Beware a Woozy'; it says: 'Beware the Woozy,' which could mean there's only one in the entire Land of Oz."

"Then," said Scraps, "suppose we go in and find him? Very likely if we ask him politely to let us pull three hairs out of the tip of his tail he won't hurt us."

"Then," said Scraps, "how about we go in and find him? If we ask him nicely to let us take three hairs from the end of his tail, he probably won't hurt us."

"It would hurt him, I'm sure, and that would make him cross," said the cat.

"It would hurt him, I’m sure, and that would make him angry," said the cat.

"You needn't worry, Bungle," remarked the Patchwork Girl; "for if there is danger you can climb a tree. Ojo and I are not afraid; are we, Ojo?"

"You don’t need to worry, Bungle," said the Patchwork Girl; "because if there’s danger, you can just climb a tree. Ojo and I aren’t afraid, right, Ojo?"

"I am, a little," the boy admitted; "but this danger must be faced, if we intend to save poor Unc Nunkie. How shall we get over the fence?"

"I am, a little," the boy admitted; "but we have to face this danger if we want to save poor Unc Nunkie. How are we going to get over the fence?"

"Climb," answered Scraps, and at once she began climbing up the rows of bars. Ojo followed and found it more easy102 than he had expected. When they got to the top of the fence they began to get down on the other side and soon were in the forest. The Glass Cat, being small, crept between the lower bars and joined them.

"Climb," Scraps said, and she immediately started to scale the rows of bars. Ojo followed and found it easier102 than he had anticipated. Once they reached the top of the fence, they began to descend on the other side and soon found themselves in the forest. The Glass Cat, being small, squeezed through the lower bars and joined them.

Here there was no path of any sort, so they entered the woods, the boy leading the way, and wandered through the trees until they were nearly in the center of the forest. They now came upon a clear space in which stood a rocky cave.

Here there was no path at all, so they went into the woods, with the boy leading the way, and wandered through the trees until they were almost in the middle of the forest. They then found an open area where a rocky cave stood.

So far they had met no living creature, but when Ojo saw the cave he knew it must be the den of the Woozy.

So far, they hadn’t encountered any living beings, but when Ojo saw the cave, he realized it had to be the home of the Woozy.

It is hard to face any savage beast without a sinking of the heart, but still more terrifying is it to face an unknown beast, which you have never seen even a picture of. So there is little wonder that the pulses of the Munchkin boy beat fast as he and his companions stood facing the cave. The opening was perfectly square, and about big enough to admit a goat.

It’s tough to confront any wild animal without feeling a rush of fear, but it’s even scarier to face an unknown creature that you’ve never even seen a picture of. So it’s no surprise that the Munchkin boy’s heart raced as he and his friends stood in front of the cave. The entrance was perfectly square and big enough to let a goat through.

"I guess the Woozy is asleep," said Scraps. "Shall I throw in a stone, to waken him?"

"I think the Woozy is asleep," said Scraps. "Should I toss a stone to wake him up?"

"No; please don't," answered Ojo, his voice trembling a little. "I'm in no hurry."

"No; please don't," Ojo replied, his voice shaking slightly. "I'm not in a rush."

But he had not long to wait, for the Woozy heard the sound of voices and came trotting out of his cave. As this is the only Woozy that has ever lived, either in the Land of Oz or out of it, I must describe it to you.

But he didn't have to wait long, because the Woozy heard some voices and came trotting out of his cave. Since this is the only Woozy that has ever existed, either in the Land of Oz or anywhere else, I need to describe it to you.

The creature was all squares and flat surfaces and edges. Its head was an exact square, like one of the building-blocks103 a child plays with; therefore it had no ears, but heard sounds through two openings in the upper corners. Its nose, being in the center of a square surface, was flat, while the mouth was formed by the opening of the lower edge of the block. The body of the Woozy was much larger than its head, but was likewise block-shaped—being twice as long as it was wide and high. The tail was square and stubby and perfectly straight, and the four legs were made in the same way, each being four-sided. The animal was covered with a thick, smooth skin and had no hair at all except at the extreme end of its tail, where there grew exactly three stiff, stubby hairs. The beast was dark blue in color and his face was not fierce nor ferocious in expression, but rather good-humored and droll.

The creature was all squares and flat surfaces and edges. Its head was a perfect square, like one of the building blocks a child plays with; therefore, it had no ears but heard sounds through two openings in the upper corners. Its nose, located in the center of a square surface, was flat, while the mouth was formed by the opening of the lower edge of the block. The body of the Woozy was much larger than its head, but was also block-shaped—being twice as long as it was wide and tall. The tail was square, stubby, and perfectly straight, and the four legs were made in the same way, each being four-sided. The animal was covered with a thick, smooth skin and had no hair at all except at the very end of its tail, where exactly three stiff, stubby hairs grew. The beast was dark blue in color, and its face was neither fierce nor ferocious in expression, but rather good-humored and amusing.

Seeing the strangers, the Woozy folded his hind legs as if they had been hinged and sat down to look his visitors over.

Seeing the strangers, the Woozy folded his hind legs like they were hinged and sat down to check out his visitors.

"Well, well," he exclaimed; "what a queer lot you are! At first I thought some of those miserable Munchkin farmers had come to annoy me, but I am relieved to find you in their stead. It is plain to me that you are a remarkable group—as remarkable in your way as I am in mine—and so you are welcome to my domain. Nice place, isn't it? But lonesome—dreadfully lonesome."

"Well, well," he said; "what a strange bunch you are! At first, I thought some of those miserable Munchkin farmers had come to bother me, but I'm glad to see you instead. It’s clear to me that you’re an extraordinary group—just as extraordinary in your way as I am in mine—and so you’re welcome in my territory. Nice place, isn’t it? But lonely—really lonely."

"Why did they shut you up here?" asked Scraps, who was regarding the queer, square creature with much curiosity.

"Why were you locked up here?" asked Scraps, who was looking at the strange, square creature with a lot of curiosity.

"Because I eat up all the honey-bees which the Munchkin farmers who live around here keep to make them honey."

"Because I eat all the honeybees that the Munchkin farmers who live around here keep to make honey."

104"Are you fond of eating honey-bees?" inquired the boy.

104"Do you like eating honeybees?" the boy asked.

"Very. They are really delicious. But the farmers did not like to lose their bees and so they tried to destroy me. Of course they couldn't do that."

"Definitely. They taste amazing. But the farmers didn’t want to lose their bees, so they tried to get rid of me. Of course, they couldn’t do that."

"Why not?"

"Why not?"

"My skin is so thick and tough that nothing can get through it to hurt me. So, finding they could not destroy me, they drove me into this forest and built a fence around me. Unkind, wasn't it?"

"My skin is so thick and tough that nothing can hurt me. So, since they couldn’t break me, they pushed me into this forest and built a fence around me. Not very nice, was it?"

"But what do you eat now?" asked Ojo.

"But what do you eat now?" Ojo asked.

"Nothing at all. I've tried the leaves from the trees and the mosses and creeping vines, but they don't seem to suit my taste. So, there being no honey-bees here, I've eaten nothing for years."

"Nothing at all. I've tried the leaves from the trees and the mosses and creeping vines, but they don't seem to suit my taste. So, since there are no honeybees here, I haven't eaten anything for years."

"You must be awfully hungry," said the boy. "I've got some bread and cheese in my basket. Would you like that kind of food?"

"You must be really hungry," said the boy. "I've got some bread and cheese in my basket. Would you like that kind of food?"

"Give me a nibble and I will try it; then I can tell you better whether it is grateful to my appetite," returned the Woozy.

"Give me a taste, and I'll give it a shot; then I can let you know if it satisfies my appetite," replied the Woozy.

So the boy opened his basket and broke a piece off the loaf of bread. He tossed it toward the Woozy, who cleverly caught it in his mouth and ate it in a twinkling.

So the boy opened his basket and broke a piece off the loaf of bread. He tossed it toward the Woozy, who expertly caught it in his mouth and devoured it in an instant.

"That's rather good," declared the animal. "Any more?"

"That's pretty good," said the animal. "Anything else?"

"Try some cheese," said Ojo, and threw down a piece.

"Try some cheese," Ojo said, tossing down a piece.

The Woozy ate that, too, and smacked its long, thin lips.

The Woozy ate that as well and smacked its long, thin lips.

105"That's mighty good!" it exclaimed. "Any more?"

105 "That's really good!" it said. "Got any more?"

"Plenty," replied Ojo. So he sat down on a stump and fed the Woozy bread and cheese for a long time; for, no matter how much the boy broke off, the loaf and the slice remained just as big.

"Plenty," replied Ojo. So he sat down on a stump and fed the Woozy bread and cheese for a long time; no matter how much the boy broke off, the loaf and the slice stayed just as big.

"That'll do," said the Woozy, at last; "I'm quite full. I hope the strange food won't give me indigestion."

"That’s enough," said the Woozy, finally; "I’m pretty full. I hope this weird food doesn’t give me an upset stomach."

"I hope not," said Ojo. "It's what I eat."

"I hope not," Ojo said. "It's what I eat."

"Well, I must say I'm much obliged, and I'm glad you came," announced the beast. "Is there anything I can do in return for your kindness?"

"Well, I have to say I'm very grateful, and I'm glad you came," said the beast. "Is there anything I can do to repay your kindness?"

"Yes," said Ojo earnestly, "you have it in your power to do me a great favor, if you will."

"Yes," Ojo said earnestly, "you have the ability to do me a huge favor, if you’re willing."

"What is it?" asked the Woozy. "Name the favor and I will grant it."

"What is it?" the Woozy asked. "Just name the favor, and I’ll make it happen."

"I—I want three hairs from the tip of your tail," said Ojo, with some hesitation.

"I—I want three hairs from the end of your tail," said Ojo, a bit hesitant.

"Three hairs! Why, that's all I have—on my tail or anywhere else," exclaimed the beast.

"Three hairs! That's all I've got—on my tail or anywhere else," the beast exclaimed.

"I know; but I want them very much."

"I get that, but I really want them."

"They are my sole ornaments, my prettiest feature," said the Woozy, uneasily. "If I give up those three hairs I—I'm just a blockhead."

"They're my only decorations, my best feature," said the Woozy, nervously. "If I lose those three hairs, I—I'm just an idiot."

"Yet I must have them," insisted the boy, firmly, and he then told the Woozy all about the accident to Unc Nunkie and Margolotte, and how the three hairs were to be a part of the106 magic charm that would restore them to life. The beast listened with attention and when Ojo had finished the recital it said, with a sigh:

"Yet I really need them," the boy insisted firmly, and then he told the Woozy all about the accident involving Unc Nunkie and Margolotte, explaining how the three hairs were supposed to be part of the106 magic charm that would bring them back to life. The beast listened closely, and when Ojo finished his story, it sighed and said:

"I always keep my word, for I pride myself on being square. So you may have the three hairs, and welcome. I think, under such circumstances, it would be selfish in me to refuse you."

"I always keep my promises because I take pride in being honest. So you can have the three hairs, no problem. I think, given the situation, it would be selfish of me to say no."

"Thank you! Thank you very much," cried the boy, joyfully. "May I pull out the hairs now?"

"Thank you! Thank you so much," the boy exclaimed, excitedly. "Can I pull out the hairs now?"

"Any time you like," answered the Woozy.

"Whenever you want," answered the Woozy.

So Ojo went up to the queer creature and taking hold of one of the hairs began to pull. He pulled harder. He pulled with all his might; but the hair remained fast.

So Ojo approached the strange creature and grabbed one of its hairs, starting to tug. He pulled harder. He pulled with all his strength; but the hair held firm.

"What's the trouble?" asked the Woozy, which Ojo had dragged here and there all around the clearing in his endeavor to pull out the hair.

"What's the problem?" asked the Woozy, which Ojo had pulled around the clearing in his effort to get the hair out.

"It won't come," said the boy, panting.

"It won't come," the boy said, out of breath.

"I was afraid of that," declared the beast. "You'll have to pull harder."

"I was worried about that," said the beast. "You'll need to pull harder."

"I'll help you," exclaimed Scraps, coming to the boy's side. "You pull the hair, and I'll pull you, and together we ought to get it out easily."

"I'll help you," Scraps said, coming over to the boy. "You pull the hair, and I'll pull you, and together we should be able to get it out easily."

"Wait a jiffy," called the Woozy, and then it went to a tree and hugged it with its front paws, so that its body couldn't be dragged around by the pull. "All ready, now. Go ahead!"

"Wait a second," said the Woozy, and then it went to a tree and hugged it with its front paws, so that its body couldn't be dragged around by the pull. "All set now. Go ahead!"

Ojo grasped the hair with both hands and pulled with all his strength, while Scraps seized the boy around his waist and added her strength to his. But the hair wouldn't budge. Instead, it slipped out of Ojo's hands and he and Scraps both rolled upon the ground in a heap and never stopped until they bumped against the rocky cave.107

Ojo grabbed the hair with both hands and pulled with all his strength, while Scraps wrapped her arms around the boy's waist and added her strength to his. But the hair wouldn't move. Instead, it slipped out of Ojo's grip, and he and Scraps both tumbled to the ground in a heap, rolling until they bumped against the rocky cave.107

108 "Give it up," advised the Glass Cat, as the boy arose and assisted the Patchwork Girl to her feet. "A dozen strong men couldn't pull out those hairs. I believe they're clinched on the under side of the Woozy's thick skin."

108 "Stop trying," the Glass Cat suggested, as the boy helped the Patchwork Girl to stand. "Even a dozen strong men couldn't pull those hairs out. I think they're stuck on the underside of the Woozy's thick skin."

"Then what shall I do?" asked the boy, despairingly. "If on our return I fail to take these three hairs to the Crooked Magician, the other things I have come to seek will be of no use at all, and we cannot restore Unc Nunkie and Margolotte to life."

"Then what am I supposed to do?" the boy asked, feeling hopeless. "If I don’t bring these three hairs to the Crooked Magician when we get back, the other things I’m looking for won’t matter at all, and we won’t be able to bring Unc Nunkie and Margolotte back to life."

"They're goners, I guess," said the Patchwork Girl.

"They're done for, I guess," said the Patchwork Girl.

"Never mind," added the cat. "I can't see that old Unc and Margolotte are worth all this trouble, anyhow."

"Never mind," said the cat. "I can’t see that old Unc and Margolotte are worth all this trouble, anyway."

But Ojo did not feel that way. He was so disheartened that he sat down upon a stump and began to cry.

But Ojo didn’t feel that way. He was so downcast that he sat on a stump and started to cry.

The Woozy looked at the boy thoughtfully.

The Woozy stared at the boy thoughtfully.

"Why don't you take me with you?" asked the beast. "Then, when at last you get to the Magician's house, he can surely find some way to pull out those three hairs."

"Why don't you take me with you?" asked the beast. "Then, when you finally reach the Magician's house, he can definitely figure out how to pull out those three hairs."

Ojo was overjoyed at this suggestion.

Ojo was thrilled with this suggestion.

"That's it!" he cried, wiping away the tears and springing to his feet with a smile. "If I take the three hairs to the Magician, it won't matter if they are still in your body."

"That's it!" he shouted, wiping away his tears and jumping to his feet with a smile. "If I take the three hairs to the Magician, it won't matter if they're still on your body."

109"It can't matter in the least," agreed the Woozy.

109 "It really doesn't matter at all," the Woozy agreed.

"Come on, then," said the boy, picking up his basket; "let us start at once. I have several other things to find, you know."

"Come on," said the boy, grabbing his basket. "Let’s get going right away. I have a few other things to find, you know."

But the Glass Cat gave a little laugh and inquired in her scornful way:

But the Glass Cat gave a little laugh and asked in her mocking tone:

"How do you intend to get the beast out of this forest?"

"How are you planning to get the monster out of this forest?"

That puzzled them all for a time.

That confused them all for a while.

"Let us go to the fence, and then we may find a way," suggested Scraps. So they walked through the forest to the fence, reaching it at a point exactly opposite that where they had entered the enclosure.

"Let's go to the fence, and maybe we can figure something out," Scraps suggested. So they walked through the woods to the fence, getting there at a spot directly across from where they had entered the area.

"How did you get in?" asked the Woozy.

"How did you get in?" asked the Woozy.

"We climbed over," answered Ojo.

"We climbed over," Ojo replied.

"I can't do that," said the beast. "I'm a very swift runner, for I can overtake a honey-bee as it flies; and I can jump very high, which is the reason they made such a tall fence to keep me in. But I can't climb at all, and I'm too big to squeeze between the bars of the fence."

"I can’t do that," said the beast. "I'm a really fast runner, since I can catch up to a honeybee while it’s flying; and I can jump really high, which is why they built such a tall fence to keep me in. But I can’t climb at all, and I’m too big to squeeze between the bars of the fence."

Ojo tried to think what to do.

Ojo tried to figure out what to do.

"Can you dig?" he asked.

"Can you understand?" he asked.

"No," answered the Woozy, "for I have no claws. My feet are quite flat on the bottom of them. Nor can I gnaw away the boards, as I have no teeth."

"No," replied the Woozy, "because I don't have any claws. My feet are completely flat on the bottom. And I can't chew through the boards either, since I don't have any teeth."

"You're not such a terrible creature, after all," remarked Scraps.

"You're not such a bad creature, after all," Scraps said.

"You haven't heard me growl, or you wouldn't say that,"110 declared the Woozy. "When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide. I suppose there is nothing in the world so terrible to listen to as the growl of a Woozy."

"You haven't heard me growl, or you wouldn't say that," 110 said the Woozy. "When I growl, it sounds like thunder echoing through the valleys and woods, making children shiver with fear, women cover their heads with their aprons, and strong men run and hide. I guess there’s nothing in the world as terrifying to hear as the growl of a Woozy."

"Please don't growl, then," begged Ojo, earnestly.

"Please don’t growl, okay?" Ojo pleaded sincerely.

"There is no danger of my growling, for I am not angry. Only when angry do I utter my fearful, ear-splitting, soul-shuddering growl. Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not."

"There’s no risk of me growling because I’m not angry. I only let out my terrifying, ear-piercing, soul-chilling growl when I’m furious. Also, when I’m mad, my eyes blaze with anger, whether I growl or not."

"Real fire?" asked Ojo.

"Is it real fire?" Ojo asked.

"Of course, real fire. Do you suppose they'd flash imitation fire?" inquired the Woozy, in an injured tone.

"Of course, real fire. Do you think they'd use fake fire?" the Woozy asked, sounding hurt.

"In that case, I've solved the riddle," cried Scraps, dancing with glee. "Those fence-boards are made of wood, and if the Woozy stands close to the fence and lets his eyes flash fire, they might set fire to the fence and burn it up. Then he could walk away with us easily, being free."

"In that case, I've figured out the riddle," shouted Scraps, dancing with excitement. "Those fence boards are made of wood, and if the Woozy stands close to the fence and lets his eyes spark, they might set the fence on fire and burn it down. Then he could walk away with us easily and be free."

"Ah, I have never thought of that plan, or I would have been free long ago," said the Woozy. "But I cannot flash fire from my eyes unless I am very angry."

"Wow, I never thought of that idea, or I would have been free a long time ago," said the Woozy. "But I can't shoot fire from my eyes unless I'm really angry."

"Can't you get angry 'bout something, please?" asked Ojo.

"Can’t you get mad about something, please?" asked Ojo.

"I'll try. You just say 'Krizzle-Kroo' to me."

"I'll give it a shot. Just say 'Krizzle-Kroo' to me."

"Will that make you angry?" inquired the boy.

"Will that make you mad?" the boy asked.

"Terribly angry."

"Really angry."

"What does it mean?" asked Scraps.

"What does it mean?" Scraps asked.

111"I don't know; that's what makes me so angry," replied the Woozy.

111"I don’t know; that’s what makes me so mad," replied the Woozy.

He then stood close to the fence, with his head near one of the boards, and Scraps called out "Krizzle-Kroo!" Then Ojo said "Krizzle-Kroo!" and the Glass Cat said "Krizzle-Kroo!" The Woozy began to tremble with anger and small sparks darted from his eyes. Seeing this, they all cried "Krizzle-Kroo!" together, and that made the beast's eyes flash fire so fiercely that the fence-board caught the sparks and began to smoke. Then it burst into flame, and the Woozy stepped back and said triumphantly:

He stood close to the fence, with his head near one of the boards, and Scraps yelled, "Krizzle-Kroo!" Then Ojo said, "Krizzle-Kroo!" and the Glass Cat chimed in, "Krizzle-Kroo!" The Woozy started to shake with anger, and small sparks shot from his eyes. Seeing this, they all shouted "Krizzle-Kroo!" together, which made the beast's eyes flash fire so intensely that the fence board caught the sparks and started to smoke. Then it ignited, and the Woozy stepped back and declared triumphantly:

"Aha! That did the business, all right. It was a happy thought for you to yell all together, for that made me as angry as I have ever been. Fine sparks, weren't they?"

"Aha! That did the trick, for sure. It was a great idea for you all to shout at once, because that made me angrier than I've ever been. Pretty impressive sparks, right?"

"Reg'lar fireworks," replied Scraps, admiringly.

"Regular fireworks," replied Scraps, admiringly.

In a few moments the board had burned to a distance of several feet, leaving an opening big enough for them all to pass through. Ojo broke some branches from a tree and with them whipped the fire until it was extinguished.

In a few moments, the board had burned away several feet, leaving an opening wide enough for all of them to get through. Ojo broke off some branches from a tree and used them to beat the fire until it was out.

112"We don't want to burn the whole fence down," said he, "for the flames would attract the attention of the Munchkin farmers, who would then come and capture the Woozy again. I guess they'll be rather surprised when they find he's escaped."

112"We don’t want to burn down the whole fence," he said, "because the fire would draw the Munchkin farmers' attention, and they would come and capture the Woozy again. I bet they’ll be pretty surprised when they discover he’s escaped."

"So they will," declared the Woozy, chuckling gleefully. "When they find I'm gone the farmers will be badly scared, for they'll expect me to eat up their honey-bees, as I did before."

"So they will," said the Woozy, laughing happily. "When they find out I'm gone, the farmers will be really scared, because they'll think I'm going to eat their honeybees again, just like I did before."

"That reminds me," said the boy, "that you must promise not to eat honey-bees while you are in our company."

"That reminds me," the boy said, "you have to promise not to eat honeybees while you’re with us."

"None at all?"

"Not even one?"

"Not a bee. You would get us all into trouble, and we can't afford to have any more trouble than is necessary. I'll feed you all the bread and cheese you want, and that must satisfy you."

"Not a bee. You'd just cause us all trouble, and we can't handle any more than we already have. I'll give you all the bread and cheese you want, and that should make you happy."

"All right; I'll promise," said the Woozy, cheerfully. "And when I promise anything you can depend on it, 'cause I'm square."

"Sure, I promise," said the Woozy cheerfully. "And when I promise something, you can count on it because I'm honest."

"I don't see what difference that makes," observed the Patchwork Girl, as they found the path and continued their journey. "The shape doesn't make a thing honest, does it?"

"I don't see how that matters," said the Patchwork Girl, as they found the path and kept going. "The shape doesn't make something honest, does it?"

"Of course it does," returned the Woozy, very decidedly. "No one could trust that Crooked Magician, for instance, just because he is crooked; but a square Woozy couldn't do anything crooked if he wanted to."

"Of course it does," replied the Woozy, quite firmly. "No one could trust that Crooked Magician, for example, just because he is crooked; but a straight Woozy couldn't do anything shady even if he tried."

"I am neither square nor crooked," said Scraps, looking down at her plump body.

"I’m neither straight nor bent," said Scraps, glancing down at her chubby body.

113"No; you're round, so you're liable to do anything," asserted the Woozy. "Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion. Many a satin ribbon has a cotton back."

113"No; you're unpredictable, so you could do anything," the Woozy said. "Don't hold it against me, Miss Gorgeous, if I'm suspicious of you. Many satin ribbons have a cotton backing."

Scraps didn't understand this, but she had an uneasy misgiving that she had a cotton back herself. It would settle down, at times, and make her squat and dumpy, and then she had to roll herself in the road until her body stretched out again.

Scraps didn't get it, but she had a nagging feeling that she had a cotton back herself. Sometimes, it would make her feel short and stocky, and then she'd have to roll around on the road until her body stretched out again.


114

Shaggy Man to the Rescue

Chap. 10
115 Shaggy Man to the Rescue
Chap. 10

THEY had not gone very far before Bungle, who had run on ahead, came bounding back to say that the road of yellow bricks was just before them. At once they hurried forward to see what this famous road looked like.

THEY hadn’t gone very far before Bungle, who had run ahead, came bouncing back to say that the road of yellow bricks was right in front of them. Immediately, they rushed forward to check out what this famous road looked like.

It was a broad road, but not straight, for it wandered over hill and dale and picked out the easiest places to go. All its length and breadth was paved with smooth bricks of a bright yellow color, so it was smooth and level except in a few places where the bricks had crumbled or been removed, leaving holes that might cause the unwary to stumble.

It was a wide road, but not straight; it meandered over hills and valleys, finding the easiest paths to follow. The entire road was paved with smooth, bright yellow bricks, making it mostly smooth and flat, except in a few spots where the bricks had broken or were missing, leaving gaps that could trip up someone who wasn't paying attention.

"I wonder," said Ojo, looking up and down the road, "which way to go."

"I wonder," said Ojo, looking up and down the road, "which way to go."

116"Where are you bound for?" asked the Woozy.

116"Where are you going?" asked the Woozy.

"The Emerald City," he replied.

"The Emerald City," he said.

"Then go west," said the Woozy. "I know this road pretty well, for I've chased many a honey-bee over it."

"Then head west," said the Woozy. "I know this road pretty well because I've chased a lot of honeybees along it."

"Have you ever been to the Emerald City?" asked Scraps.

"Have you ever been to the Emerald City?" asked Scraps.

"No. I am very shy by nature, as you may have noticed, so I haven't mingled much in society."

"No. I'm naturally very shy, as you may have seen, so I haven't socialized much."

"Are you afraid of men?" inquired the Patchwork Girl.

"Are you scared of men?" asked the Patchwork Girl.

"Me? With my heart-rending growl—my horrible, shudderful growl? I should say not. I am not afraid of anything," declared the Woozy.

"Me? With my heart-wrenching growl—my terrible, shuddering growl? I would say not. I'm not afraid of anything," declared the Woozy.

"I wish I could say the same," sighed Ojo. "I don't think we need be afraid when we get to the Emerald City, for Unc Nunkie has told me that Ozma, our girl Ruler, is very lovely and kind, and tries to help everyone who is in trouble. But they say there are many dangers lurking on the road to the great Fairy City, and so we must be very careful."

"I wish I could say the same," Ojo sighed. "I don't think we need to be afraid when we reach the Emerald City, because Unc Nunkie has told me that Ozma, our girl Ruler, is really lovely and kind, and she tries to help everyone in trouble. But they say there are a lot of dangers on the way to the great Fairy City, so we need to be very careful."

"I hope nothing will break me," said the Glass Cat, in a nervous voice. "I'm a little brittle, you know, and can't stand many hard knocks."

"I hope nothing will break me," said the Glass Cat, nervously. "I'm a bit fragile, you know, and I can't handle too many hard hits."

"If anything should fade the colors of my lovely patches it would break my heart," said the Patchwork Girl.

"If anything were to dull the colors of my beautiful patches, it would break my heart," said the Patchwork Girl.

"I'm not sure you have a heart," Ojo reminded her.

"I'm not sure you have a heart," Ojo reminded her.

"Then it would break my cotton," persisted Scraps. "Do you think they are all fast colors, Ojo?" she asked anxiously.

"Then it would ruin my fabric," Scraps insisted. "Do you think they're all colorfast, Ojo?" she asked nervously.

"They seem fast enough when you run," he replied; and117 then, looking ahead of them, he exclaimed: "Oh, what lovely trees!"

"They look pretty quick when you're running," he said; and117 then, glancing ahead, he exclaimed: "Oh, those trees are beautiful!"

They were certainly pretty to look upon and the travelers hurried forward to observe them more closely.

They were definitely nice to look at, and the travelers rushed ahead to get a better look at them.

"Why, they are not trees at all," said Scraps; "they are just monstrous plants."

"Why, they aren't trees at all," said Scraps; "they're just huge plants."

That is what they really were: masses of great broad leaves which rose from the ground far into the air, until they towered twice as high as the top of the Patchwork Girl's head, who was a little taller than Ojo. The plants formed rows on both sides of the road and from each plant rose a dozen or more of the big broad leaves, which swayed continually from side to side, although no wind was blowing. But the most curious thing about the swaying leaves was their color. They seemed to have a general groundwork of blue, but here and there other colors glinted at times through the blue—gorgeous yellows, turning to pink, purple, orange and scarlet, mingled with more sober browns and grays—each appearing as a blotch or stripe anywhere on a leaf and then disappearing, to be replaced by some other color of a different shape.

They were exactly what they seemed: large, broad leaves that reached high into the air, towering twice as tall as the Patchwork Girl's head, who was a bit taller than Ojo. The plants lined both sides of the road, with each one sprouting a dozen or more big, broad leaves that swayed constantly from side to side, even though there was no wind. But the most intriguing thing about the swaying leaves was their color. They had a base of blue, but every now and then, other colors shimmered through the blue—vivid yellows that shifted to pink, purple, orange, and scarlet, mixed with more muted browns and grays—each appearing as a blotch or stripe on a leaf, then vanishing, only to be replaced by another color in a different shape.

The changeful coloring of the great leaves was very beautiful, but it was bewildering, as well, and the novelty of the scene drew our travelers close to the line of plants, where they stood watching them with rapt interest.

The changing colors of the large leaves were stunning, but they were also confusing, and the uniqueness of the scene captivated our travelers, who moved closer to the line of plants, where they stood watching them with intense fascination.

Suddenly a leaf bent lower than usual and touched the Patchwork Girl. Swiftly it enveloped her in its embrace, covering118 her completely in its thick folds, and then it swayed back upon its stem.

Suddenly, a leaf drooped lower than normal and brushed against the Patchwork Girl. Quickly, it wrapped around her, completely engulfing her in its thick folds, and then it swayed back on its stem.

"Why, she's gone!" gasped Ojo, in amazement, and listening carefully he thought he could hear the muffled screams of Scraps coming from the center of the folded leaf. But, before he could think what he ought to do to save her, another leaf bent down and captured the Glass Cat, rolling around the little creature until she was completely hidden, and then straightening up again upon its stem.

"Wow, she's gone!" Ojo exclaimed, shocked. Straining to listen, he thought he could hear Scraps' muffled screams coming from the center of the folded leaf. But before he could figure out how to save her, another leaf lowered itself and grabbed the Glass Cat, wrapping around the little creature until she was completely hidden, and then rising back up on its stem.

119"Look out," cried the Woozy. "Run! Run fast, or you are lost."

119 "Watch out," shouted the Woozy. "Run! Run quickly, or you'll be in trouble."

Ojo turned and saw the Woozy running swiftly up the road. But the last leaf of the row of plants seized the beast even as he ran and instantly he disappeared from sight.

Ojo turned and saw the Woozy sprinting quickly up the road. But the last leaf of the row of plants grabbed the creature just as it was running, and it vanished from view.

The boy had no chance to escape. Half a dozen of the great leaves were bending toward him from different directions and as he stood hesitating one of them clutched him in its embrace. In a flash he was in the dark. Then he felt himself gently lifted until he was swaying in the air, with the folds of the leaf hugging him on all sides.

The boy had no way to get away. Half a dozen huge leaves were leaning toward him from different angles, and as he stood there unsure, one of them wrapped around him. In an instant, he was enveloped in darkness. Then he felt himself being gently lifted until he was swaying in the air, with the folds of the leaf surrounding him on all sides.

At first he struggled hard to escape, crying out in anger: "Let me go! Let me go!" But neither struggles nor protests had any effect whatever. The leaf held him firmly and he was a prisoner.

At first, he fought desperately to break free, shouting in frustration, "Let me go! Let me go!" But his struggles and protests did nothing at all. The leaf held him tight, and he was trapped.

Then Ojo quieted himself and tried to think. Despair fell upon him when he remembered that all his little party had been captured, even as he was, and there was none to save them.

Then Ojo settled down and tried to think. He felt a wave of despair wash over him when he remembered that his whole group had been captured, just like he was, and there was no one to rescue them.

"I might have expected it," he sobbed, miserably. "I'm Ojo the Unlucky, and something dreadful was sure to happen to me."

"I should have seen this coming," he cried, feeling defeated. "I'm Ojo the Unlucky, and something terrible was bound to happen to me."

He pushed against the leaf that held him and found it to be soft, but thick and firm. It was like a great bandage all around him and he found it difficult to move his body or limbs in order to change their position.

He pushed against the leaf that was holding him and discovered it was soft, yet thick and firm. It felt like a big bandage wrapped around him, making it hard to move his body or limbs to change their position.

The minutes passed and became hours. Ojo wondered how120 long one could live in such a condition and if the leaf would gradually sap his strength and even his life, in order to feed itself. The little Munchkin boy had never heard of any person dying in the Land of Oz, but he knew one could suffer a great deal of pain. His greatest fear at this time was that he would always remain imprisoned in the beautiful leaf and never see the light of day again.

The minutes turned into hours. Ojo wondered how120 long someone could survive in such a state and if the leaf would slowly drain his strength and even his life to sustain itself. The little Munchkin boy had never heard of anyone dying in the Land of Oz, but he knew that one could endure a lot of pain. His biggest fear at that moment was that he would always be trapped in the beautiful leaf and never see daylight again.

No sound came to him through the leaf; all around was intense silence. Ojo wondered if Scraps had stopped screaming, or if the folds of the leaf prevented his hearing her. By and by he thought he heard a whistle, as of some one whistling a tune. Yes; it really must be some one whistling, he decided, for he could follow the strains of a pretty Munchkin melody that Unc Nunkie used to sing to him. The sounds were low and sweet and, although they reached Ojo's ears very faintly, they were clear and harmonious.

No sound reached him through the leaf; everything around him was completely silent. Ojo wondered if Scraps had stopped screaming or if the layers of the leaf were blocking his hearing. Eventually, he thought he heard a whistle, like someone was whistling a tune. Yes, it definitely had to be someone whistling, he decided, because he could recognize the notes of a lovely Munchkin melody that Unc Nunkie used to sing to him. The sounds were soft and sweet, and even though they reached Ojo's ears very faintly, they were clear and harmonious.

Could the leaf whistle, Ojo wondered? Nearer and nearer came the sounds and then they seemed to be just the other side of the leaf that was hugging him.

Could the leaf whistle, Ojo wondered? The sounds kept getting closer and closer, until they seemed to be just on the other side of the leaf that was holding him tight.

Suddenly the whole leaf toppled and fell, carrying the boy with it, and while he sprawled at full length the folds slowly relaxed and set him free. He scrambled quickly to his feet and found that a strange man was standing before him—a man so curious in appearance that the boy stared with round eyes.

Suddenly, the entire leaf collapsed and fell, taking the boy down with it. As he lay flat on the ground, the folds gradually loosened and released him. He quickly got to his feet and noticed a strange man standing in front of him— a man with such an odd appearance that the boy stared with wide eyes.

He was a big man, with shaggy whiskers, shaggy eyebrows,121 shaggy hair—but kindly blue eyes that were gentle as those of a cow. On his head was a green velvet hat with a jeweled band, which was all shaggy around the brim. Rich but shaggy laces were at his throat; a coat with shaggy edges was decorated with diamond buttons; the velvet breeches had jeweled buckles at the knees and shags all around the bottoms. On his breast hung a medallion bearing a picture of Princess Dorothy of Oz, and in his hand, as he stood looking at Ojo, was a sharp knife shaped like a dagger.

He was a large man, with unkempt facial hair, bushy eyebrows, 121 and wild hair—but his blue eyes were warm and gentle, like those of a cow. He wore a green velvet hat with a jeweled band, which was frayed around the brim. Rich but frayed laces were at his neck; a coat with ragged edges was adorned with diamond buttons; the velvet pants had jeweled buckles at the knees and were frayed at the bottoms. A medallion featuring a picture of Princess Dorothy of Oz hung from his chest, and in his hand, as he stared at Ojo, was a sharp knife shaped like a dagger.

"Oh!" exclaimed Ojo, greatly astonished at the sight of this stranger; and then he added: "Who has saved me, sir?"

"Oh!" Ojo exclaimed, really surprised to see this stranger; then he added, "Who saved me, sir?"

"Can't you see?" replied the other, with a smile; "I'm the Shaggy Man."

"Can't you see?" the other replied with a smile. "I'm the Shaggy Man."

"Yes; I can see that," said the boy, nodding. "Was it you who rescued me from the leaf?"

"Yeah, I totally see that," said the boy, nodding. "Were you the one who saved me from the leaf?"

"None other, you may be sure. But take care, or I shall have to rescue you again."

"None other, you can be sure. But be careful, or I might have to save you again."

Ojo gave a jump, for he saw several broad leaves leaning toward him; but the Shaggy Man began to whistle again, and at the sound the leaves all straightened up on their stems and kept still.

Ojo jumped because he saw several wide leaves leaning toward him; but the Shaggy Man started whistling again, and at the sound, the leaves all straightened up on their stems and stayed still.

The man now took Ojo's arm and led him up the road, past the last of the great plants, and not till he was safely beyond their reach did he cease his whistling.

The man took Ojo's arm and guided him up the road, past the final large plants, and only when they were well out of their reach did he stop whistling.

"You see, the music charms 'em," said he. "Singing or whistling—it doesn't matter which—makes 'em behave, and122 nothing else will. I always whistle as I go by 'em and so they always let me alone. To-day as I went by, whistling, I saw a leaf curled and knew there must be something inside it. I cut down the leaf with my knife and—out you popped. Lucky I passed by, wasn't it?"

"You see, the music captivates them," he said. "Singing or whistling—it doesn't matter which—makes them act right, and122 nothing else will. I always whistle as I walk past them, so they leave me alone. Today, as I was whistling by, I noticed a curled leaf and realized there must be something inside it. I sliced the leaf open with my knife and—out you came. Lucky I happened to walk by, right?"

"You were very kind," said Ojo, "and I thank you. Will you please rescue my companions, also?"

"You were really kind," said Ojo, "and I appreciate it. Can you please save my friends too?"

"What companions?" asked the Shaggy Man.

"What companions?" asked the Shaggy Man.

"The leaves grabbed them all," said the boy. "There's a Patchwork Girl and—"

"The leaves grabbed all of them," said the boy. "There's a Patchwork Girl and—"

"A what?"

"What?"

"A girl made of patchwork, you know. She's alive and her name is Scraps. And there's a Glass Cat—"

"A girl made of patchwork, you know. She's alive and her name is Scraps. And there's a Glass Cat—"

"Glass?" asked the Shaggy Man.

"Glass?" asked the Shaggy Man.

"All glass."

All glass.

"And alive?"

"And still alive?"

"Yes," said Ojo; "she has pink brains. And there's a Woozy—"

"Yeah," Ojo said; "she has pink brains. And there's a Woozy—"

"What's a Woozy?" inquired the Shaggy Man.

"What's a Woozy?" asked the Shaggy Man.

"Why, I—I—can't describe it," answered the boy, greatly perplexed. "But it's a queer animal with three hairs on the tip of its tail that won't come out and—"

"Well, I—I—can’t explain it," the boy replied, feeling really confused. "But it’s a strange animal with three hairs on the end of its tail that just won’t come out and—"

"What won't come out?" asked the Shaggy Man; "the tail?"

"What won't come out?" asked the Shaggy Man. "The tail?"

"The hairs won't come out. But you'll see the Woozy, if you'll please rescue it, and then you'll know just what it is."123

"The hairs won't come out. But if you rescue the Woozy, you'll see it, and then you'll know exactly what it is."123

124 "Of course," said the Shaggy Man, nodding his shaggy head. And then he walked back among the plants, still whistling, and found the three leaves which were curled around Ojo's traveling companions. The first leaf he cut down released Scraps, and on seeing her the Shaggy Man threw back his shaggy head, opened wide his mouth and laughed so shaggily and yet so merrily, that Scraps liked him at once. Then he took off his hat and made her a low bow, saying:

124 "Of course," the Shaggy Man replied, nodding his shaggy head. He then walked back among the plants, still whistling, and found the three leaves that were wrapped around Ojo's traveling companions. The first leaf he cut free released Scraps, and when he saw her, the Shaggy Man threw back his shaggy head, opened his mouth wide, and laughed so heartily and joyfully that Scraps instantly liked him. Then he took off his hat and bowed deeply, saying:

"My dear, you're a wonder. I must introduce you to my friend the Scarecrow."

"My dear, you’re amazing. I have to introduce you to my friend, the Scarecrow."

When he cut down the second leaf he rescued the Glass Cat, and Bungle was so frightened that she scampered away like a streak and soon had joined Ojo, when she sat beside him panting and trembling. The last plant of all the row had captured the Woozy, and a big bunch in the center of the curled leaf showed plainly where he was. With his sharp knife the Shaggy Man sliced off the stem of the leaf and as it fell and unfolded out trotted the Woozy and escaped beyond the reach of any more of the dangerous plants.125

When he cut down the second leaf, he saved the Glass Cat, and Bungle was so scared that she bolted away like lightning and quickly joined Ojo, where she sat next to him, panting and trembling. The last plant in the row had caught the Woozy, and a big bulge in the center of the curled leaf clearly showed where he was. With his sharp knife, the Shaggy Man sliced off the stem of the leaf, and as it fell and unfolded, the Woozy trotted out and escaped beyond the reach of any more dangerous plants.125


126

A great friend

Chap. 11.
127 A Good Friend
Chap. 11

SOON the entire party was gathered on the road of yellow bricks, quite beyond the reach of the beautiful but treacherous plants. The Shaggy Man, staring first at one and then at the other, seemed greatly pleased and interested.

SOON the whole group was gathered on the yellow brick road, well away from the beautiful but dangerous plants. The Shaggy Man, looking from one to the other, appeared very happy and intrigued.

"I've seen queer things since I came to the Land of Oz," said he, "but never anything queerer than this band of adventurers. Let us sit down a while, and have a talk and get acquainted."

"I've seen some strange things since I arrived in the Land of Oz," he said, "but I've never seen anything stranger than this group of adventurers. Let's sit down for a bit and chat to get to know each other."

"Haven't you always lived in the Land of Oz?" asked the Munchkin boy.

"Haven't you always lived in the Land of Oz?" asked the Munchkin boy.

"No; I used to live in the big, outside world. But I came here once with Dorothy, and Ozma let me stay."

"No; I used to live in the big, outside world. But I came here once with Dorothy, and Ozma let me stay."

"How do you like Oz?"128 asked Scraps. "Isn't the country and the climate grand?"

"How do you like Oz?"128 asked Scraps. "Isn't the landscape and the weather amazing?"

"It's the finest country in all the world, even if it is a fairyland, and I'm happy every minute I live in it," said the Shaggy Man. "But tell me something about yourselves."

"It's the best country in the world, even if it is like a fairy tale, and I'm happy every minute I live here," said the Shaggy Man. "But tell me something about yourselves."

So Ojo related the story of his visit to the house of the Crooked Magician, and how he met there the Glass Cat, and how the Patchwork Girl was brought to life and of the terrible accident to Unc Nunkie and Margolotte. Then he told how he had set out to find the five different things which the Magician needed to make a charm that would restore the marble figures to life, one requirement being three hairs from a Woozy's tail.

So Ojo shared the story of his visit to the Crooked Magician's house, where he met the Glass Cat, and how the Patchwork Girl came to life, along with the terrible accident that happened to Unc Nunkie and Margolotte. Then he explained how he had set out to find the five different things the Magician needed to create a charm that would bring the marble figures back to life, one of which was three hairs from a Woozy's tail.

"We found the Woozy," explained the boy, "and he agreed to give us the three hairs; but we couldn't pull them out. So we had to bring the Woozy along with us."

"We found the Woozy," the boy explained, "and he agreed to give us the three hairs, but we couldn't pull them out. So we had to bring the Woozy with us."

"I see," returned the Shaggy Man, who had listened with interest to the story. "But perhaps I, who am big and strong, can pull those three hairs from the Woozy's tail."

"I see," said the Shaggy Man, who had listened to the story with interest. "But maybe I, being big and strong, can pull those three hairs from the Woozy's tail."

"Try it, if you like," said the Woozy.

"Go ahead, if you want," said the Woozy.

So the Shaggy Man tried it, but pull as hard as he could he failed to get the hairs out of the Woozy's tail. So he sat down again and wiped his shaggy face with a shaggy silk handkerchief and said:

So the Shaggy Man gave it a shot, but no matter how hard he pulled, he couldn’t get the hairs out of the Woozy's tail. So he sat back down, wiped his shaggy face with a shaggy silk handkerchief, and said:

"It doesn't matter. If you can keep the Woozy until you get the rest of the things you need, you can take the beast and his three hairs to the Crooked Magician and let him find a way to extract 'em. What are the other things you are to find?"

"It doesn't matter. If you can hold onto the Woozy until you get everything else you need, you can take the beast and his three hairs to the Crooked Magician and let him figure out how to get them out. What else do you need to find?"

129"One," said Ojo, "is a six-leaved clover."

129"One," Ojo said, "is a six-leaved clover."

"You ought to find that in the fields around the Emerald City," said the Shaggy Man. "There is a Law against picking six-leaved clovers, but I think I can get Ozma to let you have one."

"You should find it in the fields around the Emerald City," said the Shaggy Man. "There's a law against picking six-leaved clovers, but I think I can convince Ozma to let you have one."

"Thank you," replied Ojo. "The next thing is the left wing of a yellow butterfly."

"Thanks," replied Ojo. "The next thing is the left wing of a yellow butterfly."

"For that you must go to the Winkie Country," the Shaggy Man declared. "I've never noticed any butterflies there, but that is the yellow country of Oz and it's ruled by a good friend of mine, the Tin Woodman."

"For that, you need to go to the Winkie Country," the Shaggy Man said. "I've never seen any butterflies there, but it is the yellow country of Oz, and it's ruled by a good friend of mine, the Tin Woodman."

"Oh, I've heard of him!" exclaimed Ojo. "He must be a wonderful man."

"Oh, I've heard of him!" Ojo exclaimed. "He must be an amazing guy."

"So he is, and his heart is wonderfully kind. I'm sure the Tin Woodman will do all in his power to help you to save your Unc Nunkie and poor Margolotte."

"So he is, and he's really kind-hearted. I'm sure the Tin Woodman will do everything he can to help you save your Uncle Nunkie and poor Margolotte."

"The next thing I must find," said the Munchkin boy, "is a gill of water from a dark well."

"The next thing I need to find," said the Munchkin boy, "is a glass of water from a dark well."

"Indeed! Well, that is more difficult," said the Shaggy Man, scratching his left ear in a puzzled way. "I've never heard of a dark well; have you?"

"Yeah! That’s definitely harder," said the Shaggy Man, scratching his left ear in confusion. "I've never heard of a dark well; have you?"

"No," said Ojo.

"No," Ojo said.

"Do you know where one may be found?" inquired the Shaggy Man.

"Do you know where I can find one?" asked the Shaggy Man.

"I can't imagine," said Ojo.

"I can't imagine," Ojo said.

"Then we must ask the Scarecrow."

"Then we need to ask the Scarecrow."

130"The Scarecrow! But surely, sir, a scarecrow can't know anything."

130"The Scarecrow! But come on, sir, a scarecrow can't know anything."

"Most scarecrows don't, I admit," answered the Shaggy Man. "But this Scarecrow of whom I speak is very intelligent. He claims to possess the best brains in all Oz."

"Most scarecrows don't, I admit," replied the Shaggy Man. "But this Scarecrow I'm talking about is really smart. He says he has the best brains in all of Oz."

"Better than mine?" asked Scraps.

"Better than mine?" Scraps asked.

"Better than mine?" echoed the Glass Cat. "Mine are pink, and you can see 'em work."

"Better than mine?" the Glass Cat repeated. "Mine are pink, and you can see them in action."

"Well, you can't see the Scarecrow's brains work, but they do a lot of clever thinking," asserted the Shaggy Man. "If anyone knows where a dark well is, it's my friend the Scarecrow."

"Well, you can’t see the Scarecrow’s brains at work, but he does a lot of smart thinking,” said the Shaggy Man. “If anyone knows where a dark well is, it’s my friend the Scarecrow.”

"Where does he live?" inquired Ojo.

"Where does he live?" asked Ojo.

"He has a splendid castle in the Winkie Country, near to the palace of his friend the Tin Woodman, and he is often to be found in the Emerald City, where he visits Dorothy at the royal palace."

"He has a magnificent castle in the Winkie Country, close to the palace of his friend the Tin Woodman, and he is often seen in the Emerald City, where he visits Dorothy at the royal palace."

"Then we will ask him about the dark well," said Ojo.

"Then we'll ask him about the dark well," Ojo said.

"But what else does this Crooked Magician want?" asked the Shaggy Man.

"But what else does this Crooked Magician want?" asked the Shaggy Man.

"A drop of oil from a live man's body."

"A drop of oil from a living person's body."

"Oh; but there isn't such a thing."

"Oh, but that isn't real."

"That is what I thought," replied Ojo; "but the Crooked Magician said it wouldn't be called for by the recipe if it couldn't be found, and therefore I must search until I find it."

"That's what I thought," Ojo replied. "But the Crooked Magician said that it wouldn’t be included in the recipe if it couldn’t be found, so I have to keep searching until I find it."

"I wish you good luck," said the Shaggy Man, shaking his head doubtfully; "but I imagine you'll have a hard job getting a drop of oil from a live man's body. There's blood in a body, but no oil."131

"I wish you good luck," said the Shaggy Man, shaking his head uncertainly; "but I think you'll find it really tough to get a drop of oil from a living person's body. There's blood in a body, but no oil."131

I Hate Dignity

132 "There's cotton in mine," said Scraps, dancing a little jig.

132 "I've got cotton in my bag," said Scraps, doing a little dance.

"I don't doubt it," returned the Shaggy Man admiringly. "You're a regular comforter and as sweet as patchwork can be. All you lack is dignity."

"I don't doubt it," replied the Shaggy Man with admiration. "You're a real comfort and as sweet as can be. All you need is some dignity."

"I hate dignity," cried Scraps, kicking a pebble high in the air and then trying to catch it as it fell. "Half the fools and all the wise folks are dignified, and I'm neither the one nor the other."

"I hate dignity," yelled Scraps, kicking a pebble high into the air and then trying to catch it as it came down. "Half the idiots and all the smart people act dignified, and I'm neither one nor the other."

"She's just crazy," explained the Glass Cat.

"She's just crazy," said the Glass Cat.

The Shaggy Man laughed.

The Shaggy Man chuckled.

"She's delightful, in her way," he said. "I'm sure Dorothy will be pleased with her, and the Scarecrow will dote on her. Did you say you were traveling toward the Emerald City?"

"She's great in her own way," he said. "I'm sure Dorothy will be happy with her, and the Scarecrow will really like her. Did you say you were heading to the Emerald City?"

"Yes," replied Ojo. "I thought that the best place to go, at first, because the six-leaved clover may be found there."

"Yeah," Ojo responded. "I thought that was the best place to go at first because you can find the six-leaved clover there."

"I'll go with you," said the Shaggy Man, "and show you the way."

"I'll go with you," said the Shaggy Man, "and I'll show you the way."

"Thank you," exclaimed Ojo. "I hope it won't put you out any."

"Thanks!" Ojo exclaimed. "I hope it's not too much trouble for you."

"No," said the other, "I wasn't going anywhere in particular. I've been a rover all my life, and although Ozma has given me a suite of beautiful rooms in her palace I still get the133 wandering fever once in a while and start out to roam the country over. I've been away from the Emerald City several weeks, this time, and now that I've met you and your friends I'm sure it will interest me to accompany you to the great city of Oz and introduce you to my friends."

"No," said the other, "I wasn't heading anywhere specific. I've been a wanderer my whole life, and even though Ozma has given me a beautiful suite in her palace, I still get the133 urge to wander every now and then and end up exploring the countryside. I've been away from the Emerald City for several weeks this time, and now that I've met you and your friends, I think it will be fun to join you on your way to the great city of Oz and introduce you to my friends."

"That will be very nice," said the boy, gratefully.

"That will be really nice," said the boy, gratefully.

"I hope your friends are not dignified," observed Scraps.

"I hope your friends aren't too uptight," Scraps remarked.

"Some are, and some are not," he answered; "but I never criticise my friends. If they are really true friends, they may be anything they like, for all of me."

"Some are, and some aren't," he replied; "but I never judge my friends. If they’re truly good friends, they can be whoever they want to be, as far as I’m concerned."

"There's some sense in that," said Scraps, nodding her queer head in approval. "Come on, and let's get to the Emerald City as soon as possible." With this she ran up the path, skipping and dancing, and then turned to await them.

"That makes sense," said Scraps, nodding her unusual head in agreement. "Let's hurry to the Emerald City as quickly as we can." With that, she ran up the path, skipping and dancing, then turned to wait for them.

"It is quite a distance from here to the Emerald City," remarked the Shaggy Man, "so we shall not get there to-day, nor to-morrow. Therefore let us take the jaunt in an easy manner. I'm an old traveler and have found that I never gain anything by being in a hurry. 'Take it easy' is my motto. If you can't take it easy, take it as easy as you can."

"It’s pretty far from here to the Emerald City," said the Shaggy Man, "so we won’t make it there today or tomorrow. Let’s take our time. I’ve traveled a lot and learned that rushing doesn’t really help. 'Take it easy' is my motto. If you can’t take it easy, then just take it as easy as you can."

After walking some distance over the road of yellow bricks Ojo said he was hungry and would stop to eat some bread and cheese. He offered a portion of the food to the Shaggy Man, who thanked him but refused it.

After walking a good way down the yellow brick road, Ojo said he was hungry and wanted to stop to eat some bread and cheese. He offered a piece of the food to the Shaggy Man, who thanked him but declined it.

"When I start out on my travels," said he, "I carry along enough square meals to last me several weeks. Think I'll indulge134 in one now, as long as we're stopping anyway."

"When I go on my travels," he said, "I pack enough meals to last me for several weeks. I think I'll treat myself to one now, since we're taking a break anyway."

Saying this, he took a bottle from his pocket and shook from it a tablet about the size of one of Ojo's finger-nails.

Saying this, he took a bottle from his pocket and shook out a tablet about the size of one of Ojo's fingernails.

"That," announced the Shaggy Man, "is a square meal, in condensed form. Invention of the great Professor Wogglebug, of the Royal College of Athletics. It contains soup, fish, roast meat, salad, apple-dumplings, ice cream and chocolate-drops, all boiled down to this small size, so it can be conveniently carried and swallowed when you are hungry and need a square meal."

"That," said the Shaggy Man, "is a compact square meal. It was invented by the great Professor Wogglebug from the Royal College of Athletics. It includes soup, fish, roast meat, salad, apple dumplings, ice cream, and chocolate drops, all boiled down to this small size so it can be easily carried and eaten when you're hungry and need a solid meal."

"I'm square," said the Woozy. "Give me one, please."

"I'm square," said the Woozy. "Please give me one."

So the Shaggy Man gave the Woozy a tablet from his bottle and the beast ate it in a twinkling.

So the Shaggy Man gave the Woozy a tablet from his bottle, and the creature scarfed it down in a flash.

"You have now had a six course dinner," declared the Shaggy Man.

"You’ve just had a six-course dinner," said the Shaggy Man.

"Pshaw!" said the Woozy, ungratefully, "I want to taste something. There's no fun in that sort of eating."

"Pshaw!" the Woozy said, ungratefully. "I want to taste something. Eating like that isn't fun."

"One should only eat to sustain life," replied the Shaggy Man, "and that tablet is equal to a peck of other food."

"People should only eat to stay alive," replied the Shaggy Man, "and that tablet is as good as a peck of other food."

"I don't care for it. I want something I can chew and taste," grumbled the Woozy.

"I don't like it. I want something I can bite into and actually taste," complained the Woozy.

"You are quite wrong, my poor beast," said the Shaggy Man in a tone of pity. "Think how tired your jaws would get chewing a square meal like this, if it were not condensed to the size of a small tablet—which you can swallow in a jiffy."

"You’re completely mistaken, my poor friend," said the Shaggy Man with a sympathetic tone. "Just imagine how exhausted your jaws would be chewing a full meal like this if it weren’t condensed into the size of a small tablet—which you can swallow in no time."

135"Chewing isn't tiresome; it's fun," maintained the Woozy. "I always chew the honey-bees when I catch them. Give me some bread and cheese, Ojo."

135"Chewing isn't boring; it's enjoyable," insisted the Woozy. "I always chew the honeybees when I catch them. Hand me some bread and cheese, Ojo."

"No, no! You've already eaten a big dinner!" protested the Shaggy Man.

"No, no! You've already had a big dinner!" protested the Shaggy Man.

"May be," answered the Woozy; "but I guess I'll fool myself by munching some bread and cheese. I may not be hungry, having eaten all those things you gave me, but I consider this eating business a matter of taste, and I like to realize what's going into me."

"Maybe," answered the Woozy; "but I think I'll trick myself by snacking on some bread and cheese. I might not be hungry, having eaten all those things you gave me, but I believe eating is a matter of taste, and I like to be aware of what I'm putting into my body."

Ojo gave the beast what he wanted, but the Shaggy Man shook his shaggy head reproachfully and said there was no animal so obstinate or hard to convince as a Woozy.

Ojo gave the creature what it wanted, but the Shaggy Man shook his shaggy head disapprovingly and said there was no animal more stubborn or hard to persuade than a Woozy.

At this moment a patter of footsteps was heard, and looking up they saw the live phonograph standing before them. It seemed to have passed through many adventures since Ojo and his comrades last saw the machine, for the varnish of its wooden case was all marred and dented and scratched in a way that gave it an aged and disreputable appearance.

At that moment, they heard the sound of footsteps, and when they looked up, they saw the talking machine standing in front of them. It looked like it had been through a lot since Ojo and his friends last saw it, as the finish on its wooden shell was all scuffed, dented, and scratched, giving it a worn and shabby look.

"Dear me!" exclaimed Ojo, staring hard. "What has happened to you?"

"Wow!" Ojo said, staring intently. "What happened to you?"

"Nothing much," replied the phonograph in a sad and depressed voice. "I've had enough things thrown at me, since I left you, to stock a department store and furnish half a dozen bargain-counters."

"Not much," replied the phonograph in a sad and defeated voice. "I've had so many things thrown at me since I left you that I could fill a department store and stock half a dozen clearance racks."

"Are you so broken up that you can't play?" asked Scraps.

"Are you so upset that you can't play?" asked Scraps.

136"No; I still am able to grind out delicious music. Just now I've a record on tap that is really superb," said the phonograph, growing more cheerful.

136"No; I can still create amazing music. Right now, I have a record ready that's truly fantastic," said the phonograph, sounding even more upbeat.

"That is too bad," remarked Ojo. "We've no objection to you as a machine, you know; but as a music-maker we hate you."

"That's too bad," Ojo said. "We don't mind you as a machine, you know; but as a music-maker, we can't stand you."

"Then why was I ever invented?" demanded the machine, in a tone of indignant protest.

"Then why was I ever created?" the machine demanded, sounding indignant.

They looked at one another inquiringly, but no one could answer such a puzzling question. Finally the Shaggy Man said:

They looked at each other questioningly, but no one could answer such a confusing question. Finally, the Shaggy Man said:

"I'd like to hear the phonograph play."

"I'd love to hear the record player."

Ojo sighed. "We've been very happy since we met you, sir," he said.

Ojo sighed. "We've been really happy since we met you, sir," he said.

"I know. But a little misery, at times, makes one appreciate happiness more. Tell me, Phony, what is this record like, which you say you have on tap?"

"I know. But sometimes a bit of misery makes you appreciate happiness even more. Tell me, Phony, what is this record like that you say you have ready?"

"It's a popular song, sir. In all civilized lands the common people have gone wild over it."

"It's a popular song, sir. In all civilized countries, everyday people have gone crazy for it."

"Makes civilized folks wild folks, eh? Then it's dangerous."

"Makes civilized people act wild, huh? Then it's risky."

"Wild with joy, I mean," explained the phonograph. "Listen. This song will prove a rare treat to you, I know. It made the author rich—for an author. It is called 'My Lulu.'"

"Wild with joy, I mean," the phonograph explained. "Listen. This song is going to be a real treat for you, I know it. It made the author rich—for an author. It’s called 'My Lulu.'"

Then the phonograph began to play. A strain of odd, jerky sounds was followed by these words, sung by a man through137 his nose with great vigor of expression:

Then the phonograph started playing. A series of strange, choppy noises led to these words, sung by a man through137 his nose with lots of emotional energy:

"I want my Lulu, my cross-eyed Lulu;
I want my loo-loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, Lu!
Ah love my Lulu, my cross-eyed Lulu,
"Nobody else loves you, Lu!"

"Here—shut that off!" cried the Shaggy Man, springing to his feet. "What do you mean by such impertinence?"

"Hey—turn that off!" shouted the Shaggy Man, jumping to his feet. "What do you mean by such disrespect?"

"It's the latest popular song," declared the phonograph, speaking in a sulky tone of voice.

"It's the latest hit song," the phonograph grumbled.

"A popular song?"

"Trendsetting song?"

"Yes. One that the feeble-minded can remember the words of and those ignorant of music can whistle or sing. That makes a popular song popular, and the time is coming when it will take the place of all other songs."

"Yes. One that even simple-minded people can remember the lyrics of and those who don’t understand music can whistle or sing. That’s what makes a popular song popular, and soon it will replace all other songs."

"That time won't come to us, just yet," said the Shaggy Man, sternly: "I'm something of a singer myself, and I don't intend to be throttled by any Lulus like your cross-eyed one. I shall take you all apart, Mr. Phony, and scatter your pieces far and wide over the country, as a matter of kindness to the people you might meet if allowed to run around loose. Having performed this painful duty I shall—"

"That time isn't here for us just yet," said the Shaggy Man firmly. "I'm a bit of a singer myself, and I won’t let any Lulus like your cross-eyed one shut me down. I’ll take you all apart, Mr. Phony, and spread your pieces far and wide across the country, as a kindness to everyone you might encounter if you were allowed to roam free. After I do this difficult job, I will—"

But before he could say more the phonograph turned and dashed up the road as fast as its four table-legs could carry it, and soon it had entirely disappeared from their view.

But before he could say anything else, the phonograph spun around and rushed up the road as fast as its four table legs could take it, and soon it was completely out of sight.

138The Shaggy Man sat down again and seemed well pleased. "Some one else will save me the trouble of scattering that phonograph," said he; "for it is not possible that such a music-maker can last long in the Land of Oz. When you are rested, friends, let us go on our way."

138The Shaggy Man sat down again and looked satisfied. "Someone else will take care of that phonograph for me," he said; "there's no way a music maker like that can last long in the Land of Oz. When you’re rested, friends, let’s continue on our journey."

During the afternoon the travelers found themselves in a lonely and uninhabited part of the country. Even the fields were no longer cultivated and the country began to resemble a wilderness. The road of yellow bricks seemed to have been neglected and became uneven and more difficult to walk upon. Scrubby underbrush grew on either side of the way, while huge rocks were scattered around in abundance.

During the afternoon, the travelers found themselves in a remote and deserted area of the country. Even the fields were no longer farmed, and the landscape started to look like a wilderness. The yellow brick road appeared to have been abandoned, becoming uneven and harder to walk on. Scruffy bushes grew on both sides of the path, and large rocks were scattered all around.

139But this did not deter Ojo and his friends from trudging on, and they beguiled the journey with jokes and cheerful conversation. Toward evening they reached a crystal spring which gushed from a tall rock by the roadside and near this spring stood a deserted cabin. Said the Shaggy Man, halting here:

139But this didn’t stop Ojo and his friends from continuing on, and they entertained themselves during the journey with jokes and friendly chatter. By evening, they arrived at a crystal-clear spring that flowed from a tall rock by the road, and nearby was an abandoned cabin. The Shaggy Man said, stopping here:

"We may as well pass the night here, where there is shelter for our heads and good water to drink. Road beyond here is pretty bad; worst we shall have to travel; so let's wait until morning before we tackle it."

"We might as well spend the night here, where we have a roof over our heads and access to clean water. The road ahead is pretty rough; it’s the worst we’ll have to deal with, so let’s wait until morning before we take it on."

They agreed to this and Ojo found some brushwood in the cabin and made a fire on the hearth. The fire delighted Scraps, who danced before it until Ojo warned her she might set fire to herself and burn up. After that the Patchwork Girl kept at a respectful distance from the darting flames, but the Woozy lay down before the fire like a big dog and seemed to enjoy its warmth.

They agreed to this, and Ojo found some brushwood in the cabin and built a fire in the hearth. The fire thrilled Scraps, who danced in front of it until Ojo warned her that she might catch fire and get burnt. After that, the Patchwork Girl stayed a safe distance away from the flickering flames, but the Woozy lay down in front of the fire like a big dog and seemed to enjoy the warmth.

For supper the Shaggy Man ate one of his tablets, but Ojo stuck to his bread and cheese as the most satisfying food. He also gave a portion to the Woozy.

For dinner, the Shaggy Man had one of his tablets, but Ojo stuck with his bread and cheese, which he found more satisfying. He also shared some with the Woozy.

When darkness came on and they sat in a circle on the cabin floor, facing the firelight—there being no furniture of any sort in the place—Ojo said to the Shaggy Man:

When it got dark and they sat in a circle on the cabin floor, facing the firelight—since there was no furniture at all in the place—Ojo said to the Shaggy Man:

"Won't you tell us a story?"

"Can you tell us a story?"

"I'm not good at stories," was the reply; "but I sing like a bird."

"I'm not great at telling stories," was the response; "but I sing like a bird."

"Raven, or crow?" asked the Glass Cat.

"Raven or crow?" the Glass Cat asked.

140"Like a song bird. I'll prove it. I'll sing a song I composed myself. Don't tell anyone I'm a poet; they might want me to write a book. Don't tell 'em I can sing, or they'd want me to make records for that awful phonograph. Haven't time to be a public benefactor, so I'll just sing you this little song for your own amusement."

140 "Like a songbird. I’ll show you. I’ll sing a song I wrote myself. Don’t let anyone know I'm a poet; they might expect me to write a book. Don’t mention I can sing, or they’d want me to make recordings for that terrible phonograph. I don’t have time to be a public hero, so I’ll just sing you this little song for your own enjoyment."

They were glad enough to be entertained, and listened with interest while the Shaggy Man chanted the following verses to a tune that was not unpleasant:

They were happy to be entertained and listened with interest as the Shaggy Man sang the following verses to a tune that was quite pleasant:

"I'll sing a song about Ozland, where amazing creatures live.
Fruits, flowers, and shady spots are everywhere in every glade,
Where magic is a science and no one reacts with surprise. If something incredible happens right in front of him.
Our ruler is an enchanting girl whom fairies enjoy pleasing; She's always kept her magic scepter to enforce orders. To bring happiness to her people, because her heart is kind and genuine. She really wants to help those in need and in distress.
And then there's Princess Dorothy, as sweet as any rose,
A girl from Kansas, where they probably don't grow fairies, I guess;
And there's the clever Scarecrow, with a body filled with straw,141
Who speaks words of rare wisdom that fill us all with amazement.
I won’t forget Nick Chopper, the Tin Woodman,
Whose gentle heart believes that wasting time is a terrible sin,
Nor old Professor Wogglebug, who's really enlarged And he appears so large to everyone that it fills him with pride.
Jack Pumpkinhead is a good old friend who could be considered a bit of a fool,
But gained fame by riding around on a magic Gump; The Sawhorse is a fantastic horse, and even though he's made of wood
He performs as many exciting stunts as any horse could.
And now I'll introduce a creature that everyone loves—
The Cowardly Lion shakes with fear almost every time he roars,
And yet he does the bravest things that any lion could. Because he knows that being cowardly is not seen as acceptable.
There's Tik-tok—he's a mechanical man and a pretty amusing sight—
He moves and speaks in a robotic way when he's all wound up. And we have a Hungry Tiger who babies would love to eat142
But it never happens because we give him other types of meat.
It's tough to list all the oddballs this great Land has gained; It would make my song so long that you would quickly get tired; But pay attention while I talk about one clever Yellow Hen
And nine adorable little piglets living in a golden pen.
Just look all around the world—navigate the oceans from one shore to another—
No other nation in the world can boast of such unique individuals; And now our unique museum will feature a Cat of Glass,
A dizzy, and—last but not least—a wild Patchwork Girl.

Ojo was so pleased with this song that he applauded the singer by clapping his hands, and Scraps followed suit by clapping her padded fingers together, although they made no noise. The cat pounded on the floor with her glass paws—gently, so as not to break them—and the Woozy, which had been asleep, woke up to ask what the row was about.

Ojo loved this song so much that he clapped for the singer, and Scraps joined in by clapping her soft fingers together, even though it didn’t make any sound. The cat tapped on the floor with her glass paws—carefully, so she wouldn't break them—and the Woozy, who had been sleeping, woke up to ask what all the noise was about.

"I seldom sing in public, for fear they might want me to start an opera company," remarked the Shaggy Man, who was pleased to know his effort was appreciated. "Voice, just now, is a little out of training; rusty, perhaps."143

"I hardly ever sing in public because I'm worried they might want me to start an opera company," said the Shaggy Man, happy to know his effort was recognized. "My voice is a bit out of practice right now; maybe a little rusty."143

144 "Tell me," said the Patchwork Girl earnestly, "do all those queer people you mention really live in the Land of Oz?"

144 "Tell me," said the Patchwork Girl sincerely, "do all those strange people you talk about actually live in the Land of Oz?"

"Every one of 'em. I even forgot one thing: Dorothy's Pink Kitten."

"Every one of them. I even forgot one thing: Dorothy's Pink Kitten."

"For goodness sake!" exclaimed Bungle, sitting up and looking interested. "A Pink Kitten? How absurd! Is it glass?"

"For goodness' sake!" Bungle exclaimed, sitting up and looking intrigued. "A Pink Kitten? How ridiculous! Is it made of glass?"

"No; just ordinary kitten."

"No; just a regular kitten."

"Then it can't amount to much. I have pink brains, and you can see 'em work."

"Then it can't be worth much. I have pink brains, and you can see them working."

"Dorothy's kitten is all pink—brains and all—except blue eyes. Name's Eureka. Great favorite at the royal palace," said the Shaggy Man, yawning.

"Dorothy's kitten is completely pink—inside and out—except for its blue eyes. Its name is Eureka. She's very popular at the royal palace," said the Shaggy Man, yawning.

The Glass Cat seemed annoyed.

The Glass Cat looked annoyed.

"Do you think a pink kitten—common meat—is as pretty as I am?" she asked.

"Do you think a pink kitten—ordinary thing to eat—is as pretty as I am?" she asked.

"Can't say. Tastes differ, you know," replied the Shaggy Man, yawning again. "But here's a pointer that may be of service to you: make friends with Eureka and you'll be solid at the palace."

"Can't say. Tastes vary, you know," replied the Shaggy Man, yawning again. "But here's a tip that might help you: befriend Eureka, and you'll be set at the palace."

"I'm solid now; solid glass."

"I'm rock solid now."

"You don't understand," rejoined the Shaggy Man, sleepily. "Anyhow, make friends with the Pink Kitten and you'll be all right. If the Pink Kitten despises you, look out for breakers."

"You don't get it," replied the Shaggy Man, yawning. "Anyway, befriend the Pink Kitten and you'll be fine. If the Pink Kitten doesn't like you, watch out for trouble."

"Would anyone at the royal palace break a Glass Cat?"

"Would anyone at the royal palace break a Glass Cat?"

145"Might. You never can tell. Advise you to purr soft and look humble—if you can. And now I'm going to bed."

145"Maybe. You never know. I suggest you keep your tone gentle and appear modest—if you can. And now I'm heading to bed."

Bungle considered the Shaggy Man's advice so carefully that her pink brains were busy long after the others of the party were fast asleep.

Bungle thought about the Shaggy Man's advice so thoroughly that her pink brains were occupied long after the rest of the group had fallen asleep.


146

THE HUGE PORCUPINE

Chap. 12
147 The Giant Porcupine
Chap. 12

NEXT morning they started out bright and early to follow the road of yellow bricks toward the Emerald City. The little Munchkin boy was beginning to feel tired from the long walk, and he had a great many things to think of and consider besides the events of the journey. At the wonderful Emerald City, which he would presently reach, were so many strange and curious people that he was half afraid of meeting them and wondered if they would prove friendly and kind. Above all else, he could not drive from his mind the important errand on which he had come, and he was determined to devote every energy to finding the things that were necessary to prepare the magic recipe. He148 believed that until dear Unc Nunkie was restored to life he could feel no joy in anything, and often he wished that Unc could be with him, to see all the astonishing things Ojo was seeing. But alas Unc Nunkie was now a marble statue in the house of the Crooked Magician and Ojo must not falter in his efforts to save him.

The next morning, they set out early to follow the yellow brick road to the Emerald City. The little Munchkin boy was starting to feel tired from the long walk, and he had a lot on his mind besides the journey. At the amazing Emerald City, which he would soon reach, there were so many strange and interesting people that he felt a bit scared about meeting them and wondered if they would be friendly and kind. Above all, he couldn’t shake off the important mission he was on, and he was determined to put all his energy into finding what he needed to make the magic recipe. He believed that until his dear Unc Nunkie was brought back to life, he could find no joy in anything, and often he wished Unc could be with him to see all the incredible things Ojo was seeing. But sadly, Unc Nunkie was now a marble statue in the house of the Crooked Magician, and Ojo must not waver in his efforts to save him.

The country through which they were passing was still rocky and deserted, with here and there a bush or a tree to break the dreary landscape. Ojo noticed one tree, especially, because it had such long, silky leaves and was so beautiful in shape. As he approached it he studied the tree earnestly, wondering if any fruit grew on it or if it bore pretty flowers.

The country they were traveling through was still rocky and desolate, with the occasional bush or tree breaking up the bleak landscape. Ojo particularly noticed one tree because it had long, silky leaves and a beautiful shape. As he got closer, he studied the tree closely, wondering if it produced any fruit or if it had pretty flowers.

Suddenly he became aware that he had been looking at that tree a long time—at least for five minutes—and it had remained in the same position, although the boy had continued to walk steadily on. So he stopped short, and when he stopped, the tree and all the landscape, as well as his companions, moved on before him and left him far behind.

Suddenly, he realized he had been staring at that tree for a long time—at least five minutes—and it hadn’t moved at all, even though the boy kept walking steadily ahead. So he halted, and when he did, the tree and the whole scene, along with his friends, seemed to drift away from him, leaving him far behind.

Ojo uttered such a cry of astonishment that it aroused the Shaggy Man, who also halted. The others then stopped, too, and walked back to the boy.

Ojo let out a shout of amazement that caught the Shaggy Man's attention, causing him to stop as well. The others then paused and walked back to the boy.

"What's wrong?" asked the Shaggy Man.

"What's wrong?" asked the Shaggy Man.

"Why, we're not moving forward a bit, no matter how fast we walk," declared Ojo. "Now that we have stopped, we are moving backward! Can't you see? Just notice that rock."

"Why, we're not getting anywhere at all, no matter how fast we walk," Ojo said. "Now that we've stopped, we're actually going backward! Can't you see? Just look at that rock."

149Scraps looked down at her feet and said: "The yellow bricks are not moving."

149Scraps looked down at her feet and said: "The yellow bricks aren’t moving."

"But the whole road is," answered Ojo.

"But the entire road is," replied Ojo.

"True; quite true," agreed the Shaggy Man. "I know all about the tricks of this road, but I have been thinking of something else and didn't realize where we were."

"That's right; absolutely," said the Shaggy Man. "I'm familiar with all the tricks of this road, but I was lost in thought about something else and didn't notice where we were."

"It will carry us back to where we started from," predicted Ojo, beginning to be nervous.

"It’s going to take us back to where we started from," Ojo predicted, starting to feel nervous.

"No," replied the Shaggy Man; "it won't do that, for I know a trick to beat this tricky road. I've traveled this way before, you know. Turn around, all of you, and walk backward."

"No," replied the Shaggy Man; "that won't work, because I know a trick to outsmart this tricky road. I've been this way before, you know. Turn around, everyone, and walk backward."

"What good will that do?" asked the cat.

"What good will that do?" the cat asked.

"You'll find out, if you obey me," said the Shaggy Man.

"You'll find out if you listen to me," said the Shaggy Man.

So they all turned their backs to the direction in which they wished to go and began walking backward. In an instant Ojo noticed they were gaining ground and as they proceeded in this curious way they soon passed the tree which had first attracted his attention to their difficulty.

So they all turned away from the direction they wanted to go and started walking backward. In no time, Ojo realized they were making progress, and as they continued in this strange manner, they quickly passed the tree that had initially drawn his attention to their problem.

"How long must we keep this up, Shags?" asked Scraps, who was constantly tripping and tumbling down, only to get up again with a laugh at her mishap.

"How long do we have to keep doing this, Shags?" asked Scraps, who kept tripping and falling, only to get back up with a laugh at her mistake.

"Just a little way farther," replied the Shaggy Man.

"Just a little farther," replied the Shaggy Man.

A few minutes later he called to them to turn about quickly and step forward, and as they obeyed the order they found themselves treading solid ground.

A few minutes later, he called for them to turn around quickly and step forward, and as they followed the command, they realized they were standing on solid ground.

150"That task is well over," observed the Shaggy Man. "It's a little tiresome to walk backward, but that is the only way to pass this part of the road, which has a trick of sliding back and carrying with it anyone who is walking upon it."

150"That job is done," the Shaggy Man said. "Walking backward is a bit tiring, but that’s the only way to get through this part of the road, which has a knack for sliding back and taking anyone walking on it along with it."

With new courage and energy they now trudged forward and after a time came to a place where the road cut through a low hill, leaving high banks on either side of it. They were traveling along this cut, talking together, when the Shaggy Man seized Scraps with one arm and Ojo with another and shouted: "Stop!"

With newfound courage and energy, they moved forward and after a while reached a spot where the road passed through a low hill, leaving steep banks on both sides. They were walking along this path, chatting together, when the Shaggy Man grabbed Scraps with one arm and Ojo with the other and shouted, "Stop!"

"What's wrong now?" asked the Patchwork Girl.

"What's going on now?" asked the Patchwork Girl.

151"See there!" answered the Shaggy Man, pointing with his finger.

151"Look over there!" replied the Shaggy Man, pointing with his finger.

Directly in the center of the road lay a motionless object that bristled all over with sharp quills, which resembled arrows. The body was as big as a ten-bushel-basket, but the projecting quills made it appear to be four times bigger.

Directly in the center of the road lay a still object covered in sharp quills that looked like arrows. The body was as big as a ten-bushel basket, but the protruding quills made it seem four times larger.

"Well, what of it?" asked Scraps.

"Well, what about it?" asked Scraps.

"That is Chiss, who causes a lot of trouble along this road," was the reply.

"That's Chiss, who causes a lot of trouble on this road," was the reply.

"Chiss! What is Chiss?"

"Chiss! What's a Chiss?"

"I think it is merely an overgrown porcupine, but here in Oz they consider Chiss an evil spirit. He's different from a reg'lar porcupine, because he can throw his quills in any direction, which an American porcupine cannot do. That's what makes old Chiss so dangerous. If we get too near, he'll fire those quills at us and hurt us badly."

"I think it's just a big porcupine, but here in Oz they see Chiss as an evil spirit. He's different from a regular porcupine because he can shoot his quills in any direction, which an American porcupine can't do. That's what makes Chiss so dangerous. If we get too close, he'll launch those quills at us and really hurt us."

"Then we will be foolish to get too near," said Scraps.

"Then it would be unwise to get too close," said Scraps.

"I'm not afraid," declared the Woozy. "The Chiss is cowardly, I'm sure, and if it ever heard my awful, terrible, frightful growl, it would be scared stiff."

"I'm not afraid," said the Woozy. "The Chiss is definitely a coward, and if it ever heard my awful, terrible, scary growl, it would be frozen in fear."

"Oh; can you growl?" asked the Shaggy Man.

"Oh, can you growl?" asked the Shaggy Man.

"That is the only ferocious thing about me," asserted the Woozy with evident pride. "My growl makes an earthquake blush and the thunder ashamed of itself. If I growled at that creature you call Chiss, it would immediately think the world had cracked in two and bumped against the sun and moon, and152 that would cause the monster to run as far and as fast as its legs could carry it."

"That's the only fierce thing about me," the Woozy declared with clear pride. "My growl would make an earthquake feel embarrassed and would put thunder to shame. If I growled at that thing you call Chiss, it would instantly believe the world had split in two and collided with the sun and moon, and152 that would make the monster run as far and fast as it possibly could."

"In that case," said the Shaggy Man, "you are now able to do us all a great favor. Please growl."

"In that case," said the Shaggy Man, "you can do us all a big favor now. Please growl."

"But you forget," returned the Woozy; "my tremendous growl would also frighten you, and if you happen to have heart disease you might expire."

"But you forget," said the Woozy; "my huge growl would also scare you, and if you have heart problems, you might just pass out."

"True; but we must take that risk," decided the Shaggy Man, bravely. "Being warned of what is to occur we must try to bear the terrific noise of your growl; but Chiss won't expect it, and it will scare him away."

"That's true, but we have to take that chance," said the Shaggy Man, bravely. "Now that we know what's going to happen, we have to try to handle the awful noise of your growl; but Chiss won't see it coming, and it'll frighten him off."

The Woozy hesitated.

The Woozy paused.

"I'm fond of you all, and I hate to shock you," it said.

"I'm really fond of all of you, and I hate to surprise you," it said.

"Never mind," said Ojo.

"Forget it," said Ojo.

"You may be made deaf."

"You could become deaf."

"If so, we will forgive you."

"If that's the case, we’ll forgive you."

"Very well, then," said the Woozy in a determined voice, and advanced a few steps toward the giant porcupine. Pausing to look back, it asked: "All ready?"

"Alright, then," said the Woozy confidently, taking a few steps toward the giant porcupine. Stopping to glance back, it asked, "Ready?"

"All ready!" they answered.

"All set!" they answered.

"Then cover up your ears and brace yourselves firmly. Now, then—look out!"

"Then cover your ears and hold on tight. Now, watch out!"

The Woozy turned toward Chiss, opened wide its mouth and said:

The Woozy turned to Chiss, opened its mouth wide, and said:

"Quee-ee-ee-eek."

"Quee-ee-ee-eek."

"Go ahead and growl," said Scraps.

"Go ahead and growl," Scraps said.

153"Why, I—I did growl!" retorted the Woozy, who seemed much astonished.

153"Why, I—I did growl!" replied the Woozy, looking quite surprised.

"What, that little squeak?" she cried.

"What, that tiny squeak?" she shouted.

"It is the most awful growl that ever was heard, on land or sea, in caverns or in the sky," protested the Woozy. "I wonder you stood the shock so well. Didn't you feel the ground tremble? I suppose Chiss is now quite dead with fright."

"It’s the most terrifying growl anyone has ever heard, on land or sea, in caves or in the sky," the Woozy protested. "I’m surprised you handled it so well. Didn’t you feel the ground shake? I bet Chiss is probably dead from fear now."

The Shaggy Man laughed merrily.

The Shaggy Man laughed happily.

"Poor Wooz!" said he; "your growl wouldn't scare a fly."

"Poor Wooz!" he said. "Your growl wouldn't scare a fly."

The Woozy seemed to be humiliated and surprised. It hung its head a moment, as if in shame or sorrow, but then it said with renewed confidence: "Anyhow, my eyes can flash fire; and good fire, too; good enough to set fire to a fence!"

The Woozy looked both embarrassed and shocked. It hung its head for a moment, almost as if it felt ashamed or sad, but then it spoke with newfound confidence: "Anyway, my eyes can shoot fire; and it’s good fire, too; good enough to light up a fence!"

154"That is true," declared Scraps; "I saw it done myself. But your ferocious growl isn't as loud as the tick of a beetle—or one of Ojo's snores when he's fast asleep."

154 "That's true," said Scraps; "I saw it happen myself. But your fierce growl isn't as loud as the tick of a beetle—or one of Ojo's snores when he's deep asleep."

"Perhaps," said the Woozy, humbly, "I have been mistaken about my growl. It has always sounded very fearful to me, but that may have been because it was so close to my ears."

"Maybe," said the Woozy, modestly, "I have been wrong about my growl. It has always sounded really scary to me, but that might be because it was so close to my ears."

"Never mind," Ojo said soothingly; "it is a great talent to be able to flash fire from your eyes. No one else can do that."

"Don't worry," Ojo said gently; "it's a real gift to be able to shoot fire from your eyes. Nobody else can do that."

As they stood hesitating what to do Chiss stirred and suddenly a shower of quills came flying toward them, almost filling the air, they were so many. Scraps realized in an instant that155 they had gone too near to Chiss for safety, so she sprang in front of Ojo and shielded him from the darts, which stuck their points into her own body until she resembled one of those targets they shoot arrows at in archery games. The Shaggy Man dropped flat on his face to avoid the shower, but one quill struck him in the leg and went far in. As for the Glass Cat, the quills rattled off her body without making even a scratch, and the skin of the Woozy was so thick and tough that he was not hurt at all.

As they stood there unsure of what to do, Chiss moved and suddenly a storm of quills shot toward them, almost filling the air. Scraps realized right away that they had gotten too close to Chiss for comfort, so she jumped in front of Ojo and protected him from the darts, which lodged into her own body, making her look like one of those targets used in archery. The Shaggy Man dropped flat on his stomach to avoid the rain of quills, but one struck him in the leg and went deep. The Glass Cat, however, had the quills bounce off her body without any damage, and the Woozy's skin was so thick and tough that he wasn't hurt at all.

When the attack was over they all ran to the Shaggy Man, who was moaning and groaning, and Scraps promptly pulled156 the quill out of his leg. Then up he jumped and ran over to Chiss, putting his foot on the monster's neck and holding it a prisoner. The body of the great porcupine was now as smooth as leather, except for the holes where the quills had been, for it had shot every single quill in that one wicked shower.

When the attack was over, they all rushed to the Shaggy Man, who was moaning and groaning, and Scraps quickly pulled156 the quill out of his leg. Then he jumped up and ran over to Chiss, pressing his foot on the monster's neck to keep it captive. The body of the huge porcupine was now as smooth as leather, except for the holes where the quills used to be, since it had shot out every single quill in that one vicious blast.

"Let me go!" it shouted angrily. "How dare you put your foot on Chiss?"

"Let me go!" it yelled furiously. "How dare you put your foot on Chiss?"

"I'm going to do worse than that, old boy," replied the Shaggy Man. "You have annoyed travelers on this road long enough, and now I shall put an end to you."

"I'm going to do even worse than that, my friend," replied the Shaggy Man. "You've bothered travelers on this road long enough, and now I'm going to put a stop to you."

"You can't!" returned Chiss. "Nothing can kill me, as you know perfectly well."

"You can't!" Chiss shot back. "Nothing can kill me, as you very well know."

"Perhaps that is true," said the Shaggy Man in a tone of disappointment. "Seems to me I've been told before that you can't be killed. But if I let you go, what will you do?"

"Maybe that's true," said the Shaggy Man with a hint of disappointment. "I feel like I've heard before that you can't be killed. But if I let you go, what will you do?"

"Pick up my quills again," said Chiss in a sulky voice.

"Grab my pens again," said Chiss in a sulky voice.

"And then shoot them at more travelers? No; that won't do. You must promise me to stop throwing quills at people."

"And then shoot them at more travelers? No, that's not going to work. You have to promise me to stop throwing quills at people."

"I won't promise anything of the sort," declared Chiss.

"I won't promise anything like that," declared Chiss.

"Why not?"

"Why not?"

"Because it is my nature to throw quills, and every animal must do what Nature intends it to do. It isn't fair for you to blame me. If it were wrong for me to throw quills, then I wouldn't be made with quills to throw. The proper thing for you to do is to keep out of my way."

"Because it's who I am to throw quills, and every creature has to act according to its nature. It's not fair for you to blame me. If it were wrong for me to throw quills, then I wouldn't have quills to throw in the first place. The right thing for you to do is to stay out of my way."

"Why, there's some sense in that argument," admitted the157 Shaggy Man, thoughtfully; "but people who are strangers, and don't know you are here, won't be able to keep out of your way."

"Well, there's some logic in that argument," acknowledged the157 Shaggy Man, thoughtfully; "but people who are strangers and don’t know you’re here won’t be able to avoid you."

"Tell you what," said Scraps, who was trying to pull the quills out of her own body, "let's gather up all the quills and take them away with us; then old Chiss won't have any left to throw at people."

"Hey," said Scraps, who was attempting to pull the quills out of her own body, "let's collect all the quills and take them with us; then old Chiss won't have any left to throw at people."

"Ah, that's a clever idea. You and Ojo must gather up the quills while I hold Chiss a prisoner; for, if I let him go, he will get some of his quills and be able to throw them again."

"Ah, that's a smart idea. You and Ojo should collect the quills while I keep Chiss as a prisoner; because if I let him go, he'll grab some of his quills and be able to throw them again."

So Scraps and Ojo picked up all the quills and tied them in a bundle so they might easily be carried. After this the Shaggy Man released Chiss and let him go, knowing that he was harmless to injure anyone.

So Scraps and Ojo gathered up all the quills and tied them together in a bundle so they could carry them easily. After that, the Shaggy Man set Chiss free, knowing he wouldn't harm anyone.

"It's the meanest trick I ever heard of," muttered the porcupine gloomily. "How would you like it, Shaggy Man, if I took all your shags away from you?"

"It's the cruelest trick I've ever heard of," the porcupine muttered gloomily. "How would you feel, Shaggy Man, if I took all your hair away from you?"

"If I threw my shags and hurt people, you would be welcome to capture them," was the reply.

"If I lost my temper and hurt people, you’d be free to catch them," was the reply.

Then they walked on and left Chiss standing in the road sullen and disconsolate. The Shaggy Man limped as he walked, for his wound still hurt him, and Scraps was much annoyed because the quills had left a number of small holes in her patches.

Then they continued walking, leaving Chiss standing on the road feeling gloomy and upset. The Shaggy Man limped as he walked because his wound still hurt him, and Scraps was quite annoyed because the quills had created several small holes in her patches.

When they came to a flat stone by the roadside the Shaggy Man sat down to rest, and then Ojo opened his basket and took158 out the bundle of charms the Crooked Magician had given him.

When they reached a flat stone by the side of the road, the Shaggy Man sat down to take a break, and Ojo opened his basket and pulled out the bundle of charms that the Crooked Magician had given him.

"I am Ojo the Unlucky," he said, "or we would never have met that dreadful porcupine. But I will see if I can find anything among these charms which will cure your leg."

"I am Ojo the Unlucky," he said, "or we would never have come across that awful porcupine. But I’ll see if I can find something among these charms that will heal your leg."

Soon he discovered that one of the charms was labelled: "For flesh wounds," and this the boy separated from the others. It was only a bit of dried root, taken from some unknown shrub, but the boy rubbed it upon the wound made by the quill and in a few moments the place was healed entirely and the Shaggy Man's leg was as good as ever.

Soon he found out that one of the charms was labeled: "For flesh wounds," and he set it apart from the others. It was just a piece of dried root from some unknown plant, but he rubbed it on the wound made by the quill and within a few moments, the injury was completely healed and the Shaggy Man's leg was as good as new.

"Rub it on the holes in my patches," suggested Scraps, and Ojo tried it, but without any effect.

"Apply it to the gaps in my patches," suggested Scraps, and Ojo tried it, but it didn't work.

"The charm you need is a needle and thread," said the Shaggy Man. "But do not worry, my dear; those holes do not look badly, at all."

"The charm you need is a needle and thread," said the Shaggy Man. "But don’t worry, my dear; those holes don’t look bad at all."

"They'll let in the air, and I don't want people to think I'm airy, or that I've been stuck up," said the Patchwork Girl.

"They'll let in the air, and I don't want people to think I'm stuck up or that I'm all about appearances," said the Patchwork Girl.

"You were certainly stuck up until we pulled out those quills," observed Ojo, with a laugh.

"You were definitely uptight until we brought out those quills," Ojo said with a laugh.

So now they went on again and coming presently to a pond of muddy water they tied a heavy stone to the bundle of quills and sunk it to the bottom of the pond, to avoid carrying it farther.

So they moved on again and soon came to a pond of muddy water. They tied a heavy stone to the bundle of quills and sank it to the bottom of the pond to avoid carrying it any further.


SCRAPS and the SCARECROW

Chap. 13
159 Scraps and the Scarecrow
Chap. 13

FROM here on the country improved and the desert places began to give way to fertile spots; still no houses were yet to be seen near the road. There were some hills, with valleys between them, and on reaching the top of one of these hills the travelers found before them a high wall, running to the right and the left as far as their eyes could reach. Immediately in front of them, where the wall crossed the roadway, stood a gate having stout iron bars that extended from top to bottom. They found, on coming nearer, that this gate was locked with a great padlock, rusty through lack of use.

FROM here on, the country got better, and the barren areas started to turn into fertile land; still, no houses were visible near the road. There were some hills with valleys in between, and when the travelers reached the top of one of these hills, they saw a tall wall stretching to the right and left as far as they could see. Directly in front of them, where the wall crossed the road, there was a gate with heavy iron bars that went from top to bottom. As they got closer, they noticed that this gate was locked with a large padlock, rusty from not being used.

"Well," said Scraps, "I guess we'll stop here."

"Well," said Scraps, "I guess we’ll take a break here."

160"It's a good guess," replied Ojo. "Our way is barred by this great wall and gate. It looks as if no one had passed through in many years."

160"That's a solid guess," Ojo responded. "We can't get through because of this huge wall and gate. It seems like no one has been through here in a long time."

"Looks are deceiving," declared the Shaggy Man, laughing at their disappointed faces, "and this barrier is the most deceiving thing in all Oz."

"Appearances can be misleading," said the Shaggy Man, laughing at their disappointed expressions, "and this barrier is the most misleading thing in all of Oz."

"It prevents our going any farther, anyhow," said Scraps. "There is no one to mind the gate and let people through, and we've no key to the padlock."

"It stops us from going any further, anyway," said Scraps. "There's no one to watch the gate and let people through, and we don’t have a key to the padlock."

"True," replied Ojo, going a little nearer to peep through161 the bars of the gate. "What shall we do, Shaggy Man? If we had wings we might fly over the wall, but we cannot climb it and unless we get to the Emerald City I won't be able to find the things to restore Unc Nunkie to life."

"That's true," Ojo said, moving a bit closer to look through161 the bars of the gate. "What should we do, Shaggy Man? If we had wings, we could fly over the wall, but we can't climb it. And unless we get to the Emerald City, I won't be able to find what I need to bring Unc Nunkie back to life."

"All very true," answered the Shaggy Man, quietly; "but I know this gate, having passed through it many times."

"That's totally true," replied the Shaggy Man, calmly; "but I know this gate well since I've gone through it many times."

"How?" they all eagerly inquired.

"How?" they all asked eagerly.

"I'll show you how," said he. He stood Ojo in the middle of the road and placed Scraps just behind him, with her padded hands on his shoulders. After the Patchwork Girl came the Woozy, who held a part of her skirt in his mouth. Then, last of all, was the Glass Cat, holding fast to the Woozy's tail with her glass jaws.

"I'll show you how," he said. He stood Ojo in the middle of the road and positioned Scraps just behind him, with her padded hands on his shoulders. After the Patchwork Girl came the Woozy, who had a part of her skirt in his mouth. Finally, there was the Glass Cat, gripping the Woozy's tail with her glass jaws.

"Now," said the Shaggy Man, "you must all shut your eyes tight, and keep them shut until I tell you to open them."

"Okay," said the Shaggy Man, "you all need to close your eyes tightly and keep them shut until I say it's okay to open them."

"I can't," objected Scraps. "My eyes are buttons, and they won't shut."

"I can't," Scraps replied. "My eyes are buttons, and they won't close."

162So the Shaggy Man tied his red handkerchief over the Patchwork Girl's eyes and examined all the others to make sure they had their eyes fast shut and could see nothing.

162So the Shaggy Man tied his red handkerchief over the Patchwork Girl's eyes and checked that all the others had their eyes tightly closed and couldn’t see anything.

"What's the game, anyhow—blind-man's-buff?" asked Scraps.

"What's the game, anyway—blind man's bluff?" asked Scraps.

"Keep quiet!" commanded the Shaggy Man, sternly. "All ready? Then follow me."

"Be quiet!" ordered the Shaggy Man, firmly. "Ready? Then follow me."

He took Ojo's-hand and led him forward over the road of yellow bricks, toward the gate. Holding fast to one another they all followed in a row, expecting every minute to bump against the iron bars. The Shaggy Man also had his eyes closed, but marched straight ahead, nevertheless, and after he had taken one hundred steps, by actual count, he stopped and said:

He took Ojo's hand and led him along the yellow brick road toward the gate. Holding tightly to each other, they all followed in a line, thinking they would run into the iron bars any moment. The Shaggy Man also had his eyes closed but kept walking straight ahead, and after taking exactly one hundred steps, he stopped and said:

"Now you may open your eyes."

"Now you can open your eyes."

They did so, and to their astonishment found the wall and the gateway far behind them, while in front the former Blue Country of the Munchkins had given way to green fields, with pretty farm-houses scattered among them.

They did this, and to their surprise, they found the wall and the gateway far behind them, while in front of them, the once Blue Country of the Munchkins had transformed into green fields, with charming farmhouses scattered throughout.

"That wall," explained the Shaggy Man, "is what is called an optical illusion. It is quite real while you have your eyes open, but if you are not looking at it the barrier doesn't exist at all. It's the same way with many other evils in life; they seem to exist, and yet it's all seeming and not true. You will notice that the wall—or what we thought was a wall—separates the Munchkin Country from the green country that surrounds163 the Emerald City, which lies exactly in the center of Oz. There are two roads of yellow bricks through the Munchkin Country, but the one we followed is the best of the two. Dorothy once traveled the other way, and met with more dangers than we did. But all our troubles are over for the present, as another day's journey will bring us to the great Emerald City."

"That wall," the Shaggy Man explained, "is known as an optical illusion. It's completely real when your eyes are open, but if you're not looking at it, the barrier doesn’t exist at all. It’s similar to many other problems in life; they seem real, but it’s all just an illusion and not actually true. You’ll see that the wall—or what we thought was a wall—separates the Munchkin Country from the green land surrounding163 the Emerald City, which is right in the center of Oz. There are two yellow brick roads through the Munchkin Country, but the one we chose is the better option. Dorothy traveled the other one once and faced more dangers than we did. But for now, all our troubles are behind us, as another day's journey will take us to the great Emerald City."

They were delighted to know this, and proceeded with new courage. In a couple of hours they stopped at a farmhouse, where the people were very hospitable and invited them to dinner. The farm folk regarded Scraps with much curiosity but no great astonishment, for they were accustomed to seeing extraordinary people in the Land of Oz.

They were thrilled to hear this and moved forward with renewed confidence. A few hours later, they arrived at a farmhouse where the owners were very welcoming and invited them for dinner. The farmers were quite curious about Scraps but not overly surprised, as they were used to encountering unusual characters in the Land of Oz.

The woman of this house got her needle and thread and sewed up the holes made by the porcupine quills in the Patchwork Girl's body, after which Scraps was assured she looked as beautiful as ever.

The woman of this house took her needle and thread and stitched up the holes made by the porcupine quills in the Patchwork Girl's body, after which Scraps was told she looked as beautiful as ever.

"You ought to have a hat to wear," remarked the woman, "for that would keep the sun from fading the colors of your face. I have some patches and scraps put away, and if you will wait two or three days I'll make you a lovely hat that will match the rest of you."

"You should really wear a hat," the woman said, "because it would protect your face from the sun and keep your colors from fading. I have some fabric and scraps saved up, and if you can wait two or three days, I'll make you a beautiful hat that goes perfectly with the rest of your outfit."

"Never mind the hat," said Scraps, shaking her yarn braids; "it's a kind offer, but we can't stop. I can't see that my colors have faded a particle, as yet; can you?"

"Don't worry about the hat," Scraps said, shaking her yarn braids. "It's a nice gesture, but we can't pause. I don't think my colors have faded at all, do you?"

"Not much," replied the woman. "You are still very gorgeous,164 in spite of your long journey."

"Not much," the woman replied. "You're still really gorgeous,164 despite your long journey."

The children of the house wanted to keep the Glass Cat to play with, so Bungle was offered a good home if she would remain; but the cat was too much interested in Ojo's adventures and refused to stop.

The kids in the house wanted to keep the Glass Cat to play with, so they offered Bungle a nice home if she would stay; but the cat was too fascinated by Ojo's adventures and refused to stay.

"Children are rough playmates," she remarked to the Shaggy Man, "and although this home is more pleasant than that of the Crooked Magician I fear I would soon be smashed to pieces by the boys and girls."

"Kids can be pretty rough when they play," she said to the Shaggy Man, "and even though this place is nicer than the Crooked Magician's, I'm worried I would get broken into pieces by the boys and girls."

After they had rested themselves they renewed their journey, finding the road now smooth and pleasant to walk upon and the country growing more beautiful the nearer they drew to the Emerald City.

After taking a break, they continued their journey, noticing that the road was now smooth and easy to walk on, and the landscape became more beautiful as they got closer to the Emerald City.

By and by Ojo began to walk on the green grass, looking carefully around him.

Gradually, Ojo started walking on the green grass, paying close attention to his surroundings.

"What are you trying to find?" asked Scraps.

"What are you looking for?" asked Scraps.

"A six-leaved clover," said he.

"A six-leaf clover," he said.

"Don't do that!" exclaimed the Shaggy Man, earnestly. "It's against the Law to pick a six-leaved clover. You must wait until you get Ozma's consent."

"Don’t do that!" the Shaggy Man said earnestly. "It’s illegal to pick a six-leaved clover. You need to wait for Ozma's permission."

"She wouldn't know it," declared the boy.

"She won't know it," said the boy.

"Ozma knows many things," said the Shaggy Man. "In her room is a Magic Picture that shows any scene in the Land of Oz where strangers or travelers happen to be. She may be watching the picture of us even now, and noticing everything that we do."

"Ozma knows a lot," the Shaggy Man said. "In her room, there's a Magic Picture that displays any scene in the Land of Oz where outsiders or travelers happen to be. She might be watching us in that picture right now, seeing everything we do."

165"Does she always watch the Magic Picture?" asked Ojo.

165 "Does she always watch the Magic Picture?" Ojo asked.

"Not always, for she has many other things to do; but, as I said, she may be watching us this very minute."

"Not all the time, because she has a lot of other things to take care of; but, like I said, she could be watching us right now."

"I don't care," said Ojo, in an obstinate tone of voice; "Ozma's only a girl."

"I don't care," Ojo said stubbornly. "Ozma's just a girl."

The Shaggy Man looked at him in surprise.

The Shaggy Man stared at him in shock.

"You ought to care for Ozma," said he, "if you expect to save your uncle. For, if you displease our powerful Ruler, your journey will surely prove a failure; whereas, if you make a friend of Ozma, she will gladly assist you. As for her being a girl, that is another reason why you should obey her laws, if you are courteous and polite. Everyone in Oz loves Ozma and hates her enemies, for she is as just as she is powerful."

"You need to look out for Ozma," he said, "if you want to save your uncle. If you upset our powerful ruler, your journey will definitely fail. But if you befriend Ozma, she will happily help you. And just because she’s a girl is another reason to follow her rules if you're respectful and polite. Everyone in Oz loves Ozma and dislikes her enemies because she is just as fair as she is strong."

Ojo sulked a while, but finally returned to the road and kept away from the green clover. The boy was moody and bad tempered for an hour or two afterward, because he could really see no harm in picking a six-leaved clover, if he found one, and in spite of what the Shaggy Man had said he considered Ozma's law to be unjust.

Ojo pouted for a bit, but eventually went back to the road and stayed away from the green clover. The boy was grumpy and irritable for an hour or two afterward because he genuinely saw no issue with picking a six-leaved clover if he found one, and despite what the Shaggy Man had said, he thought Ozma's law was unfair.

They presently came to a beautiful grove of tall and stately trees, through which the road wound in sharp curves—first one way and then another. As they were walking through this grove they heard some one in the distance singing, and the sounds grew nearer and nearer until they could distinguish the words, although the bend in the road still hid the singer. The song was something like this:166

They soon reached a lovely grove filled with tall, majestic trees, where the road twisted sharply—first one way, then another. As they walked through the grove, they heard someone singing in the distance, and the sound came closer and closer until they could make out the words, even though the curve in the road still obscured the singer. The song went something like this:166

"Cheers to the healthy old bundle of straw
That's taken from the waving grain,
The most beautiful sight anyone has ever seen. In forest, glade, or field.
It fills me with a bursting joy. A straw stack to see, For then I pamper this lucky boy
With strands of gold.

"Ah!" exclaimed the Shaggy Man; "here comes my friend the Scarecrow."

"Ah!" exclaimed the Shaggy Man; "here comes my friend the Scarecrow."

167 "What, a live Scarecrow?" asked Ojo.

167 "What, a real Scarecrow?" asked Ojo.

"Yes; the one I told you of. He's a splendid fellow, and very intelligent. You'll like him, I'm sure."

"Yeah; the one I mentioned to you. He's a great guy and really smart. I'm sure you'll like him."

Just then the famous Scarecrow of Oz came around the bend in the road, riding astride a wooden Sawhorse which was so small that its rider's legs nearly touched the ground.

Just then, the famous Scarecrow of Oz came around the corner, riding a tiny wooden Sawhorse that was so small his legs almost brushed the ground.

The Scarecrow wore the blue dress of the Munchkins, in which country he was made, and on his head was set a peaked hat with a flat brim trimmed with tinkling bells. A rope was tied around his waist to hold him in shape, for he was stuffed with straw in every part of him except the top of his head, where at one time the Wizard of Oz had placed sawdust, mixed with needles and pins, to sharpen his wits. The head itself was merely a bag of cloth, fastened to the body at the neck, and on the front of this bag was painted the face—ears, eyes, nose and mouth.

The Scarecrow wore a blue dress typical of the Munchkins, the country he was made in, and perched on his head was a pointed hat with a flat brim decorated with jingling bells. A rope was tied around his waist to keep him in shape since he was stuffed with straw everywhere except the top of his head, where the Wizard of Oz had once placed sawdust mixed with needles and pins to sharpen his wits. The head itself was just a cloth bag, attached to the body at the neck, and on the front of this bag was painted a face—ears, eyes, nose, and mouth.

The Scarecrow's face was very interesting, for it bore a comical and yet winning expression, although one eye was a bit larger than the other and the ears were not mates. The Munchkin farmer who had made the Scarecrow had neglected to sew him together with close stitches and therefore some of the straw with which he was stuffed was inclined to stick out between the seams. His hands consisted of padded white gloves, with the fingers long and rather limp, and on his feet he wore Munchkin boots of blue leather with broad turns at the tops of them.

The Scarecrow's face was quite interesting, as it had a funny yet charming expression, even though one eye was slightly larger than the other and his ears were mismatched. The Munchkin farmer who created the Scarecrow hadn’t stitched him together tightly, so some of the straw stuffed inside was poking out between the seams. His hands were made of soft white gloves, with long and somewhat floppy fingers, and on his feet he wore blue leather Munchkin boots that had wide cuffs at the top.

168The Sawhorse was almost as curious as its rider. It had been rudely made, in the beginning, to saw logs upon, so that its body was a short length of a log, and its legs were stout branches fitted into four holes made in the body. The tail was formed by a small branch that had been left on the log, while the head was a gnarled bump on one end of the body. Two knots of wood formed the eyes, and the mouth was a gash chopped in the log. When the Sawhorse first came to life it had no ears at all, and so could not hear; but the boy who then owned him had whittled two ears out of bark and stuck them in the head, after which the Sawhorse heard very distinctly.

168The Sawhorse was just as curious as its rider. It had been roughly made to saw logs, so its body was a short piece of log with sturdy branches fitted into four holes for legs. The tail was a small branch left on the log, and the head was a knobby bump on one end of the body. Two knots created the eyes, and the mouth was a cut into the log. When the Sawhorse first came to life, it had no ears, so it couldn't hear; but the boy who owned it at the time carved two ears out of bark and attached them to the head, allowing the Sawhorse to hear perfectly well.

This queer wooden horse was a great favorite with Princess Ozma, who had caused the bottoms of its legs to be shod with plates of gold, so the wood would not wear away. Its saddle was made of cloth-of-gold richly encrusted with precious gems. It had never worn a bridle.

This quirky wooden horse was a big favorite of Princess Ozma, who had its legs fitted with gold plates so the wood wouldn’t wear down. Its saddle was made of gold fabric, lavishly covered in precious gems. It had never been fitted with a bridle.

As the Scarecrow came in sight of the party of travelers, he reined in his wooden steed and dismounted, greeting the Shaggy Man with a smiling nod. Then he turned to stare at the Patchwork Girl in wonder, while she in turn stared at him.

As the Scarecrow spotted the group of travelers, he pulled back on his wooden horse and got off, greeting the Shaggy Man with a friendly nod. Then he turned to look at the Patchwork Girl in amazement, while she looked back at him.

"Shags," he whispered, drawing the Shaggy Man aside, "pat me into shape, there's a good fellow!"

"Shags," he whispered, pulling the Shaggy Man aside, "help me get ready, will you?"

While his friend punched and patted the Scarecrow's body, to smooth out the humps, Scraps turned to Ojo and whispered: "Roll me out, please; I've sagged down dreadfully from walking so much and men like to see a stately figure."

While his friend punched and patted the Scarecrow's body to smooth out the bumps, Scraps turned to Ojo and whispered, "Please roll me out; I've sagged down a lot from walking so much, and people like to see a dignified figure."

169She then fell upon the ground and the boy rolled her back and forth like a rolling-pin, until the cotton had filled all the spaces in her patchwork covering and the body had lengthened to its fullest extent. Scraps and the Scarecrow both finished their hasty toilets at the same time, and again they faced each other.

169She then collapsed onto the ground, and the boy rolled her back and forth like a rolling pin, until the cotton filled all the gaps in her patchwork covering and her body stretched to its fullest size. Scraps and the Scarecrow both finished their quick preparations at the same time, and once again they faced each other.

"Allow me, Miss Patchwork," said the Shaggy Man, "to present my friend, the Right Royal Scarecrow of Oz. Scarecrow, this is Miss Scraps Patches; Scraps, this is the Scarecrow. Scarecrow—Scraps; Scraps—Scarecrow."

"Let me introduce you, Miss Patchwork," said the Shaggy Man, "to my friend, the Right Royal Scarecrow of Oz. Scarecrow, this is Miss Scraps Patches; Scraps, this is the Scarecrow. Scarecrow—Scraps; Scraps—Scarecrow."

They both bowed with much dignity.

They both bowed with great dignity.

"Forgive me for staring so rudely," said the Scarecrow, "but you are the most beautiful sight my eyes have ever beheld."

"Sorry for staring so rudely," said the Scarecrow, "but you are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen."

"That is a high compliment from one who is himself so beautiful," murmured Scraps, casting down her suspender-button eyes by lowering her head. "But, tell me, good sir, are you not a trifle lumpy?"

"That's a real compliment coming from someone as beautiful as you," Scraps said softly, lowering her head and looking down with her suspender-button eyes. "But, can I ask, good sir, aren't you a bit lumpy?"

"Yes, of course; that's my straw, you know. It bunches up, sometimes, in spite of all my efforts to keep it even. Doesn't your straw ever bunch?"

"Yeah, of course; that's my straw, you know. It gets bunched up sometimes, despite all my efforts to keep it straight. Doesn't your straw ever get bunched?"

"Oh, I'm stuffed with cotton," said Scraps. "It never bunches, but it's inclined to pack down and make me sag."

"Oh, I'm filled with cotton," said Scraps. "It never clumps up, but it tends to pack down and make me droop."

"But cotton is a high-grade stuffing. I may say it is even more stylish, not to say aristocratic, than straw," said the Scarecrow politely. "Still, it is but proper that one so entrancingly lovely should have the best stuffing there is going. I—er—I'm so glad I've met you, Miss Scraps! Introduce us again, Shaggy."170

"But cotton is a premium stuffing. I’d say it's even more stylish, if not a bit fancy, than straw," said the Scarecrow politely. "Still, it’s only right that someone as stunning as you deserves the best stuffing out there. I—uh—I'm so happy to have met you, Miss Scraps! Please introduce us again, Shaggy."170

171

172 "Once is enough," replied the Shaggy Man, laughing at his friend's enthusiasm.

172 "Once is enough," the Shaggy Man said, chuckling at his friend's excitement.

"Then tell me where you found her, and—Dear me, what a queer cat! What are you made of—gelatine?"

"Then tell me where you found her, and—Oh my, what a strange cat! What are you made of—gelatin?"

"Pure glass," answered the cat, proud to have attracted the Scarecrow's attention. "I am much more beautiful than the Patchwork Girl. I'm transparent, and Scraps isn't; I've pink brains—you can see 'em work; and I've a ruby heart, finely polished, while Scraps hasn't any heart at all."

"Pure glass," replied the cat, pleased to have caught the Scarecrow's attention. "I'm way more beautiful than the Patchwork Girl. I'm transparent, and Scraps isn't; I've got pink brains—you can see them in action; and I've got a ruby heart, beautifully polished, while Scraps doesn't have a heart at all."

"No more have I," said the Scarecrow, shaking hands with Scraps, as if to congratulate her on the fact. "I've a friend, the Tin Woodman, who has a heart, but I find I get along pretty well without one. And so—Well, well! here's a little Munchkin boy, too. Shake hands, my little man. How are you?"

"No more have I," said the Scarecrow, shaking hands with Scraps, as if to congratulate her on that. "I have a friend, the Tin Woodman, who has a heart, but I find I manage just fine without one. And—Well, well! here's a little Munchkin boy, too. Shake hands, my little man. How are you?"

Ojo placed his hand in the flabby stuffed glove that served the Scarecrow for a hand, and the Scarecrow pressed it so cordially that the straw in his glove crackled.

Ojo put his hand into the soft, stuffed glove that served as the Scarecrow’s hand, and the Scarecrow squeezed it so warmly that the straw inside his glove rustled.

Meantime, the Woozy had approached the Sawhorse and begun to sniff at it. The Sawhorse resented this familiarity and with a sudden kick pounded the Woozy squarely on its head with one gold-shod foot.

In the meantime, the Woozy had walked over to the Sawhorse and started sniffing it. The Sawhorse didn’t like this intrusion and, with a sudden kick, hit the Woozy right on the head with one of its gold-tipped hooves.

"Take that, you monster!" it cried angrily.

"Take that, you monster!" it yelled furiously.

173The Woozy never even winked.

The Woozy never even blinked.

"To be sure," he said; "I'll take anything I have to. But don't make me angry, you wooden beast, or my eyes will flash fire and burn you up."

"Sure," he said. "I'll take whatever I have to. But don't make me mad, you wooden beast, or my eyes will blaze with fire and burn you down."

The Sawhorse rolled its knot eyes wickedly and kicked again, but the Woozy trotted away and said to the Scarecrow:

The Sawhorse rolled its knotted eyes mischievously and kicked again, but the Woozy walked away and said to the Scarecrow:

"What a sweet disposition that creature has! I advise you to chop it up for kindling-wood and use me to ride upon. My back is flat and you can't fall off."

"What a lovely attitude that creature has! I suggest you chop it up for firewood and use me to ride on. My back is flat, so you won't fall off."

"I think the trouble is that you haven't been properly introduced," said the Scarecrow, regarding the Woozy with much wonder, for he had never seen such a queer animal before. "The Sawhorse is the favorite steed of Princess Ozma, the Ruler of the Land of Oz, and he lives in a stable decorated with pearls and emeralds, at the rear of the royal palace. He is swift as the wind, untiring, and is kind to his friends. All the people of Oz respect the Sawhorse highly, and when I visit Ozma she sometimes allows me to ride him—as I am doing to-day. Now you know what an important personage the Sawhorse is, and if some one—perhaps yourself—will tell me your name, your rank and station, and your history, it will give me pleasure to relate them to the Sawhorse. This will lead to mutual respect and friendship."

"I think the issue is that you haven't been properly introduced," said the Scarecrow, looking at the Woozy with great curiosity, as he had never seen such a strange creature before. "The Sawhorse is the favorite mount of Princess Ozma, the ruler of the Land of Oz, and he lives in a stable adorned with pearls and emeralds at the back of the royal palace. He’s as fast as the wind, never gets tired, and is kind to his friends. Everyone in Oz has a lot of respect for the Sawhorse, and when I visit Ozma, she sometimes lets me ride him—like I am today. Now you know how important the Sawhorse is, and if someone—maybe you—could tell me your name, your rank and position, and your story, I would be happy to share them with the Sawhorse. This will foster mutual respect and friendship."

The Woozy was somewhat abashed by this speech and did not know how to reply. But Ojo said:

The Woozy felt a bit embarrassed by this speech and didn’t know how to respond. But Ojo said:

"This square beast is called the Woozy, and he isn't of much174 importance except that he has three hairs growing on the tip of his tail."

"This square creature is called the Woozy, and he isn't very174 important except that he has three hairs growing on the end of his tail."

The Scarecrow looked and saw that this was true.

The Scarecrow looked and realized this was true.

"But," said he, in a puzzled way, "what makes those three hairs important? The Shaggy Man has thousands of hairs, but no one has ever accused him of being important."

"But," he said, looking confused, "why are those three hairs important? The Shaggy Man has thousands of hairs, but no one has ever said he's important."

So Ojo related the sad story of Unc Nunkie's transformation into a marble statue, and told how he had set out to find the things the Crooked Magician wanted, in order to make a charm that would restore his uncle to life. One of the requirements was three hairs from a Woozy's tail, but not being able to pull out the hairs they had been obliged to take the Woozy with them.

So Ojo shared the sad story of Uncle Nunkie's transformation into a marble statue and explained how he set out to find the things the Crooked Magician wanted to create a charm that would bring his uncle back to life. One of the requirements was three hairs from a Woozy's tail, but since they couldn't pull out the hairs, they had to bring the Woozy with them.

The Scarecrow looked grave as he listened and he shook his head several times, as if in disapproval.

The Scarecrow looked serious as he listened, shaking his head several times as if he disagreed.

"We must see Ozma about this matter," he said. "That Crooked Magician is breaking the Law by practicing magic without a license, and I'm not sure Ozma will allow him to restore your uncle to life."

"We need to talk to Ozma about this," he said. "That Crooked Magician is breaking the law by using magic without a license, and I’m not sure Ozma will let him bring your uncle back to life."

"Already I have warned the boy of that," declared the Shaggy Man.

"Already I've warned the kid about that," said the Shaggy Man.

At this Ojo began to cry. "I want my Unc Nunkie!" he exclaimed. "I know how he can be restored to life, and I'm going to do it—Ozma or no Ozma! What right has this girl Ruler to keep my Unc Nunkie a statue forever?"

At this, Ojo started to cry. "I want my Unc Nunkie!" he shouted. "I know how to bring him back to life, and I'm going to do it—Ozma or not! What right does this girl Ruler have to keep my Unc Nunkie a statue forever?"

"Don't worry about that just now," advised the Scarecrow.175 "Go on to the Emerald City, and when you reach it have the Shaggy Man take you to see Dorothy. Tell her your story and I'm sure she will help you. Dorothy is Ozma's best friend, and if you can win her to your side your uncle is pretty safe to live again." Then he turned to the Woozy and said: "I'm afraid you are not important enough to be introduced to the Sawhorse, after all."

"Don't worry about that right now," the Scarecrow advised.175 "Just go on to the Emerald City, and when you get there, have the Shaggy Man take you to see Dorothy. Tell her your story, and I'm sure she'll help you. Dorothy is Ozma's best friend, and if you can get her on your side, your uncle is pretty likely to come back to life." Then he turned to the Woozy and said, "I'm afraid you're not important enough to be introduced to the Sawhorse, after all."

"I'm a better beast than he is," retorted the Woozy, indignantly. "My eyes can flash fire, and his can't."

"I'm a better beast than he is," the Woozy shot back, offended. "I can make my eyes flash fire, and he can't."

"Is this true?" inquired the Scarecrow, turning to the Munchkin boy.

"Is this true?" the Scarecrow asked, looking at the Munchkin boy.

176"Yes," said Ojo, and told how the Woozy had set fire to the fence.

176 "Yes," Ojo said, explaining how the Woozy had set the fence on fire.

"Have you any other accomplishments?" asked the Scarecrow.

"Do you have any other achievements?" asked the Scarecrow.

"I have a most terrible growl—that is, sometimes," said the Woozy, as Scraps laughed merrily and the Shaggy Man smiled. But the Patchwork Girl's laugh made the Scarecrow forget all about the Woozy. He said to her:

"I have a really scary growl—that is, sometimes," said the Woozy, as Scraps laughed happily and the Shaggy Man smiled. But the Patchwork Girl's laugh made the Scarecrow forget all about the Woozy. He said to her:

"What an admirable young lady you are, and what jolly good company! We must be better acquainted, for never before have I met a girl with such exquisite coloring or such natural, artless manners."

"What an admirable young lady you are, and what great company! We should get to know each other better, as I've never met a girl with such beautiful coloring or such genuine, effortless manners."

"No wonder they call you the Wise Scarecrow," replied Scraps.

"No wonder they call you the Wise Scarecrow," Scraps responded.

"When you arrive at the Emerald City I will see you again," continued the Scarecrow. "Just now I am going to call upon an old friend—an ordinary young lady named Jinjur—who has promised to repaint my left ear for me. You may have noticed that the paint on my left ear has peeled off and faded, which affects my hearing on that side. Jinjur always fixes me up when I get weather-worn."

"When you get to the Emerald City, I'll see you again," the Scarecrow continued. "Right now, I'm going to visit an old friend—an ordinary young lady named Jinjur—who has promised to repaint my left ear for me. You might have noticed that the paint on my left ear has chipped and faded, which messes with my hearing on that side. Jinjur always helps me out when I get weathered."

"When do you expect to return to the Emerald City?" asked the Shaggy Man.

"When do you think you'll be back to the Emerald City?" asked the Shaggy Man.

"I'll be there this evening, for I'm anxious to have a long talk with Miss Scraps. How is it, Sawhorse; are you equal to a swift run?"

"I'll be there this evening because I really want to have a long chat with Miss Scraps. How about it, Sawhorse; can you handle a quick run?"

177"Anything that suits you suits me," returned the wooden horse.

177"Whatever works for you works for me," replied the wooden horse.

So the Scarecrow mounted to the jeweled saddle and waved his hat, when the Sawhorse darted away so swiftly that they were out of sight in an instant.

So the Scarecrow climbed onto the jeweled saddle and waved his hat, as the Sawhorse took off so quickly that they vanished in an instant.


178

OJO violates the law

Chap. 14
179 Ojo Breaks the Law
Chap. 14

"WHAT a queer man," remarked the Munchkin boy, when the party had resumed its journey.

"WHAT a weird guy," said the Munchkin boy, when the group had continued on their journey.

"And so nice and polite," added Scraps, bobbing her head. "I think he is the handsomest man I've seen since I came to life."

"And so nice and polite," added Scraps, nodding her head. "I think he's the most handsome man I've seen since I came to life."

"Handsome is as handsome does," quoted the Shaggy Man; "but we must admit that no living scarecrow is handsomer. The chief merit of my friend is that he is a great thinker, and in Oz it is considered good policy to follow his advice."

"Handsome is as handsome does," said the Shaggy Man; "but we have to admit that no living scarecrow looks better. The main quality of my friend is that he's a deep thinker, and in Oz, it's usually a good idea to take his advice."

"I didn't notice any brains in his head," observed the Glass Cat.

"I didn't see any brains in his head," said the Glass Cat.

"You can't see 'em work, but they're there, all right," declared the Shaggy Man. "I hadn't much180 confidence in his brains myself, when first I came to Oz, for a humbug Wizard gave them to him; but I was soon convinced that the Scarecrow is really wise; and, unless his brains make him so, such wisdom is unaccountable."

"You can't see them working, but they are definitely there," said the Shaggy Man. "I didn't have much confidence in his brains myself when I first arrived in Oz, because a fake Wizard gave them to him; but I quickly realized that the Scarecrow is genuinely wise; and if his brains are what make him wise, then that wisdom doesn’t really make sense."

"Is the Wizard of Oz a humbug?" asked Ojo.

"Is the Wizard of Oz a fake?" asked Ojo.

"Not now. He was once, but he has reformed and now assists Glinda the Good, who is the Royal Sorceress of Oz and the only one licensed to practice magic or sorcery. Glinda has taught our old Wizard a good many clever things, so he is no longer a humbug."

"Not right now. He used to be, but he has changed and now helps Glinda the Good, who is the Royal Sorceress of Oz and the only one permitted to practice magic or sorcery. Glinda has taught our old Wizard a lot of smart things, so he’s no longer a fraud."

They walked a little while in silence and then Ojo said:

They walked for a short time in silence, and then Ojo said:

"If Ozma forbids the Crooked Magician to restore Unc Nunkie to life, what shall I do?"

"If Ozma stops the Crooked Magician from bringing Unc Nunkie back to life, what am I supposed to do?"

The Shaggy Man shook his head.

The Shaggy Man shook his head.

"In that case you can't do anything," he said. "But don't be discouraged yet. We will go to Princess Dorothy and tell her your troubles, and then we will let her talk to Ozma. Dorothy has the kindest little heart in the world, and she has been through so many troubles herself that she is sure to sympathize with you."

"In that case, there's nothing you can do," he said. "But don’t lose hope just yet. We’ll go to Princess Dorothy and share your problems with her, and then we can let her talk to Ozma. Dorothy has the kindest heart in the world, and she’s faced so many challenges herself that she will definitely understand what you’re going through."

"Is Dorothy the little girl who came here from Kansas?" asked the boy.

"Is Dorothy the girl who came here from Kansas?" asked the boy.

"Yes. In Kansas she was Dorothy Gale. I used to know her there, and she brought me to the Land of Oz. But now Ozma has made her a Princess, and Dorothy's Aunt Em and Uncle Henry are here, too." Here the Shaggy Man uttered181 a long sigh, and then he continued: "It's a queer country, this Land of Oz; but I like it, nevertheless."

"Yeah. In Kansas, she was Dorothy Gale. I knew her there, and she took me to the Land of Oz. But now Ozma has made her a Princess, and Dorothy's Aunt Em and Uncle Henry are here too." The Shaggy Man sighed181 and then added, "It's a strange place, this Land of Oz; but I like it just the same."

"What is queer about it?" asked Scraps.

"What's weird about it?" asked Scraps.

"You, for instance," said he.

"You, for example," he said.

"Did you see no girls as beautiful as I am in your own country?" she inquired.

"Have you not seen any girls as beautiful as I am in your own country?" she asked.

"None with the same gorgeous, variegated beauty," he confessed. "In America a girl stuffed with cotton wouldn't be alive, nor would anyone think of making a girl out of a patchwork quilt."

"None with the same stunning, mixed beauty," he admitted. "In America, a girl made of cotton wouldn't survive, nor would anyone consider creating a girl out of a patchwork quilt."

"What a queer country America must be!" she exclaimed in great surprise. "The Scarecrow, whom you say is wise, told me I am the most beautiful creature he has ever seen."

"What a strange country America must be!" she exclaimed in great surprise. "The Scarecrow, whom you say is wise, told me I am the most beautiful creature he has ever seen."

"I know; and perhaps you are—from a scarecrow point of view," replied the Shaggy Man; but why he smiled as he said it Scraps could not imagine.

"I know; and maybe you are—from a scarecrow's perspective," replied the Shaggy Man; but Scraps couldn't figure out why he smiled as he said it.

As they drew nearer to the Emerald City the travelers were filled with admiration for the splendid scenery they beheld. Handsome houses stood on both sides of the road and each had a green lawn before it as well as a pretty flower garden.

As they got closer to the Emerald City, the travelers were amazed by the beautiful scenery around them. Charming houses lined the road, each with a green lawn in front and a lovely flower garden.

"In another hour," said the Shaggy Man, "we shall come in sight of the walls of the Royal City."

"In about an hour," said the Shaggy Man, "we'll see the walls of the Royal City."

He was walking ahead, with Scraps, and behind them came the Woozy and the Glass Cat. Ojo had lagged behind, for in spite of the warnings he had received the boy's eyes were fastened on the clover that bordered the road of yellow bricks182 and he was eager to discover if such a thing as a six-leaved clover really existed.

He was walking ahead with Scraps, and following them were the Woozy and the Glass Cat. Ojo had fallen behind because, despite the warnings he had gotten, the boy's eyes were fixed on the clover that lined the yellow brick road182, and he was eager to find out if a six-leaved clover actually existed.

Suddenly he stopped short and bent over to examine the ground more closely. Yes; here at last was a clover with six spreading leaves. He counted them carefully, to make sure. In an instant his heart leaped with joy, for this was one of the important things he had come for—one of the things that would restore dear Unc Nunkie to life.

Suddenly, he stopped and leaned down to take a closer look at the ground. Yes; finally, there was a clover with six broad leaves. He counted them carefully to confirm. In an instant, his heart filled with joy, because this was one of the key things he had come for—one of the things that would bring dear Unc Nunkie back to life.

He glanced ahead and saw that none of his companions was looking back. Neither were any other people about, for it183 was midway between two houses. The temptation was too strong to be resisted.

He looked ahead and noticed that none of his friends were looking back. There were no other people around either, since it183 was halfway between two houses. The temptation was too strong to resist.

"I might search for weeks and weeks, and never find another six-leaved clover," he told himself, and quickly plucking the stem from the plant he placed the prized clover in his basket, covering it with the other things he carried there. Then, trying to look as if nothing had happened, he hurried forward and overtook his comrades.

"I could search for weeks and never find another six-leaved clover," he thought, quickly pulling the stem from the plant and placing the prized clover in his basket, covering it with the other items he had. Then, trying to act as if nothing had happened, he rushed ahead and caught up with his friends.

The Emerald City, which is the most splendid as well as184 the most beautiful city in any fairyland, is surrounded by a high, thick wall of green marble, polished smooth and set with glistening emeralds. There are four gates, one facing the Munchkin Country, one facing the Country of the Winkies, one facing the Country of the Quadlings and one facing the Country of the Gillikins. The Emerald City lies directly in the center of these four important countries of Oz. The gates had bars of pure gold, and on either side of each gateway were built high towers, from which floated gay banners. Other towers were set at distances along the walls, which were broad enough for four people to walk abreast upon.

The Emerald City, the most splendid and beautiful city in any fairyland, is surrounded by a tall, thick wall of green marble, polished smooth and adorned with shining emeralds. There are four gates: one faces the Munchkin Country, one faces the Country of the Winkies, one faces the Country of the Quadlings, and one faces the Country of the Gillikins. The Emerald City is located right in the center of these four key countries of Oz. The gates have bars made of pure gold, and there are tall towers built on either side of each entrance, from which colorful banners fly. Additional towers are spaced along the walls, which are wide enough for four people to walk side by side.

This enclosure, all green and gold and glittering with precious gems, was indeed a wonderful sight to greet our travelers, who first observed it from the top of a little hill; but beyond the wall was the vast city it surrounded, and hundreds of jeweled spires, domes and minarets, flaunting flags and banners, reared their crests far above the towers of the gateways. In the center of the city our friends could see the tops of many magnificent trees, some nearly as tall as the spires of the buildings, and the Shaggy Man told them that these trees were in the royal gardens of Princess Ozma.

This enclosure, all green and gold and sparkling with precious gems, was truly a spectacular view for our travelers, who first spotted it from the top of a small hill; but beyond the wall lay the vast city it encircled, with hundreds of jeweled spires, domes, and minarets, waving flags and banners, rising high above the towers of the gateways. In the center of the city, our friends could see the tops of many majestic trees, some almost as tall as the spires of the buildings, and the Shaggy Man told them that these trees were part of the royal gardens of Princess Ozma.

They stood a long time on the hilltop, feasting their eyes on the splendor of the Emerald City.

They stood for a long time on the hilltop, taking in the beauty of the Emerald City.

"Whee!" exclaimed Scraps, clasping her padded hands in ecstacy, "that'll do for me to live in, all right. No more of185 the Munchkin Country for these patches—and no more of the Crooked Magician!"

"Whee!" shouted Scraps, clapping her soft hands in delight, "that'll be perfect for me to live in, for sure. No more of185 the Munchkin Country for these patches—and no more of the Crooked Magician!"

"Why, you belong to Dr. Pipt," replied Ojo, looking at her in amazement. "You were made for a servant, Scraps, so you are personal property and not your own mistress."

"Why, you're Dr. Pipt's," Ojo said, staring at her in disbelief. "You were made to be a servant, Scraps, so you're someone’s property and not your own boss."

"Bother Dr. Pipt! If he wants me, let him come here and get me. I'll not go back to his den of my own accord; that's certain. Only one place in the Land of Oz is fit to live in, and that's the Emerald City. It's lovely! It's almost as beautiful as I am, Ojo."

"Bother Dr. Pipt! If he wants me, he can come here and get me. I’m not going back to his place on my own; that’s for sure. There’s only one place in the Land of Oz worth living in, and that’s the Emerald City. It’s beautiful! It’s almost as gorgeous as I am, Ojo."

"In this country," remarked the Shaggy Man, "people live wherever our Ruler tells them to. It wouldn't do to have everyone live in the Emerald City, you know, for some must plow the land and raise grains and fruits and vegetables, while others chop wood in the forests, or fish in the rivers, or herd the sheep and the cattle."

"In this country," said the Shaggy Man, "people live wherever our Ruler tells them to. It wouldn't work for everyone to live in the Emerald City, you know, because some have to plow the fields and grow grains, fruits, and vegetables, while others chop wood in the forests, fish in the rivers, or tend to the sheep and cattle."

"Poor things!" said Scraps.

"Too bad!" said Scraps.

"I'm not sure they are not happier than the city people," replied the Shaggy Man. "There's a freedom and independence in country life that not even the Emerald City can give one. I know that lots of the city people would like to get back to the land. The Scarecrow lives in the country, and so do the Tin Woodman and Jack Pumpkinhead; yet all three would be welcome to live in Ozma's palace if they cared to. Too much splendor becomes tiresome, you know. But, if we're to reach186 the Emerald City before sundown, we must hurry, for it is yet a long way off."

"I'm not sure they're not happier than the city folks," replied the Shaggy Man. "There's a freedom and independence in country life that even the Emerald City can't provide. I know a lot of city people would love to get back to the land. The Scarecrow lives in the countryside, and so do the Tin Woodman and Jack Pumpkinhead; still, all three would be welcome to stay in Ozma's palace if they wanted to. Too much luxury can get old, you know. But if we're going to reach186 the Emerald City before sunset, we need to hurry because it's still a long way off."

The entrancing sight of the city had put new energy into them all and they hurried forward with lighter steps than before. There was much to interest them along the roadway, for the houses were now set more closely together and they met a good many people who were coming or going from one place or another. All these seemed happy-faced, pleasant people, who nodded graciously to the strangers as they passed, and exchanged words of greeting.

The captivating view of the city energized everyone, and they moved forward with lighter steps than before. There was plenty to catch their interest along the street, as the houses were now more tightly packed, and they encountered many people coming and going. All of them appeared cheerful and friendly, nodding kindly at the newcomers as they walked by and exchanging greetings.

At last they reached the great gateway, just as the sun was setting and adding its red glow to the glitter of the emeralds on the green walls and spires. Somewhere inside the city a band could be heard playing sweet music; a soft, subdued hum, as of many voices, reached their ears; from the neighboring yards came the low mooing of cows waiting to be milked.

At last they reached the grand entrance, right as the sun was setting and casting a red glow over the sparkling emeralds on the green walls and towers. Somewhere in the city, a band played beautiful music; a gentle, muffled murmur, like many voices, filled the air; from the nearby yards came the soft mooing of cows waiting to be milked.

They were almost at the gate when the golden bars slid back and a tall soldier stepped out and faced them. Ojo thought he had never seen so tall a man before. The soldier wore a handsome green and gold uniform, with a tall hat in which was a waving plume, and he had a belt thickly encrusted with jewels. But the most peculiar thing about him was his long green beard, which fell far below his waist and perhaps made him seem taller than he really was.

They were almost at the gate when the golden bars slid open, and a tall soldier stepped out to meet them. Ojo thought he had never seen a man so tall before. The soldier wore a stylish green and gold uniform, with a tall hat that had a waving plume, and he had a belt thickly decorated with jewels. But the strangest thing about him was his long green beard, which fell well below his waist and maybe made him seem taller than he actually was.

"Halt!" said the Soldier with the Green Whiskers, not in a stern voice but rather in a friendly tone.

"Halt!" said the Soldier with the Green Whiskers, not in a serious voice but rather in a friendly tone.

187They halted before he spoke and stood looking at him.

187They stopped before he said anything and stood there, looking at him.

"Good evening, Colonel," said the Shaggy Man. "What's the news since I left? Anything important?"

"Good evening, Colonel," said the Shaggy Man. "What's the news since I left? Anything important?"

"Billina has hatched out thirteen new chickens," replied the Soldier with the Green Whiskers, "and they're the cutest little fluffy yellow balls you ever saw. The Yellow Hen is mighty proud of those children, I can tell you."

"Billina has hatched thirteen new chicks," replied the Soldier with the Green Whiskers, "and they're the cutest little fluffy yellow balls you've ever seen. The Yellow Hen is really proud of those kids, I can tell you."

"She has a right to be," agreed the Shaggy Man. "Let me see; that's about seven thousand chicks she has hatched out; isn't it, General?"

"She has a right to be," agreed the Shaggy Man. "Let me see; that's about seven thousand chicks she's hatched, isn’t it, General?"

"That, at least," was the reply. "You will have to visit Billina and congratulate her."

"Well, at least," was the reply. "You should go see Billina and congratulate her."

"It will give me pleasure to do that," said the Shaggy Man. "But you will observe that I have brought some strangers home with me. I am going to take them to see Dorothy."

"It’ll be a pleasure to do that," said the Shaggy Man. "But you’ll notice that I’ve brought some strangers home with me. I’m going to take them to see Dorothy."

"One moment, please," said the soldier, barring their way as they started to enter the gate. "I am on duty, and I have orders to execute. Is anyone in your party named Ojo the Unlucky?"

"One moment, please," said the soldier, stopping them as they were about to enter the gate. "I'm on duty and have orders to follow. Is anyone in your group named Ojo the Unlucky?"

"Why, that's me!" cried Ojo, astonished at hearing his name on the lips of a stranger.

"Wait, that's me!" shouted Ojo, shocked to hear his name from a stranger.

The Soldier with the Green Whiskers nodded. "I thought so," said he, "and I am sorry to announce that it is my painful duty to arrest you."

The Soldier with the Green Whiskers nodded. "I figured as much," he said, "and I regret to inform you that it's my unfortunate responsibility to arrest you."

"Arrest me!" exclaimed the boy. "What for?"

"Arrest me!" the boy shouted. "For what?"

188"I haven't looked to see," answered the soldier. Then he drew a paper from his breast pocket and glanced at it. "Oh, yes; you are to be arrested for wilfully breaking one of the Laws of Oz."

188 "I haven't checked," the soldier replied. Then he pulled out a piece of paper from his breast pocket and looked at it. "Oh, right; you're being arrested for willfully breaking one of the Laws of Oz."

"Breaking a law!" said Scraps. "Nonsense, Soldier; you're joking."

"Breaking a law!" said Scraps. "Come on, Soldier; you're kidding."

"Not this time," returned the soldier, with a sigh. "My dear child—what are you, a rummage sale or a guess-me-quick?—in me you behold the Body-Guard of our gracious Ruler, Princess Ozma, as well as the Royal Army of Oz and the Police Force of the Emerald City."

"Not this time," replied the soldier with a sigh. "My dear child—what are you, a rummage sale or a guessing game?—before you stands the Bodyguard of our gracious Ruler, Princess Ozma, along with the Royal Army of Oz and the Police Force of the Emerald City."

"And only one man!" exclaimed the Patchwork Girl.

"And only one guy!" exclaimed the Patchwork Girl.

"Only one, and plenty enough. In my official positions I've had nothing to do for a good many years—so long that I began to fear I was absolutely useless—until to-day. An hour ago I was called to the presence of her Highness, Ozma of Oz, and told to arrest a boy named Ojo the Unlucky, who was journeying from the Munchkin Country to the Emerald City and would arrive in a short time. This command so astonished me that I nearly fainted, for it is the first time anyone has merited arrest since I can remember. You are rightly named Ojo the Unlucky, my poor boy, since you have broken a Law of Oz."

"Just one, and that's more than enough. In my official roles, I've had nothing to do for quite a few years—so long that I started to worry I was completely useless—until today. An hour ago, I was summoned to the presence of her Highness, Ozma of Oz, and instructed to arrest a boy named Ojo the Unlucky, who was traveling from the Munchkin Country to the Emerald City and would be arriving shortly. This order surprised me so much that I nearly fainted, as it's the first time anyone has deserved arrest in as long as I can remember. You truly are aptly named Ojo the Unlucky, my poor boy, because you have violated a Law of Oz."

189"But you are wrong," said Scraps. "Ozma is wrong—you are all wrong—for Ojo has broken no Law."

189 "But you’re mistaken," said Scraps. "Ozma is mistaken—you’re all mistaken—because Ojo hasn’t broken any law."

"Then he will soon be free again," replied the Soldier with the Green Whiskers. "Anyone accused of crime is given a fair trial by our Ruler and has every chance to prove his innocence. But just now Ozma's orders must be obeyed."

"Then he’ll be free again soon," replied the Soldier with the Green Whiskers. "Anyone accused of a crime is given a fair trial by our Ruler and has every opportunity to prove their innocence. But for now, we must obey Ozma's orders."

With this he took from his pocket a pair of handcuffs made of gold and set with rubies and diamonds, and these he snapped over Ojo's wrists.190

With that, he pulled out a pair of gold handcuffs set with rubies and diamonds from his pocket and snapped them onto Ojo's wrists.190


Ozma's Captive

Chap. 15
191 Ozma's Prisoner
Chap. 15

THE boy was so bewildered by this calamity that he made no resistance at all. He knew very well he was guilty, but it surprised him that Ozma also knew it. He wondered how she had found out so soon that he had picked the six-leaved clover. He handed his basket to Scraps and said:

THE boy was so confused by this disaster that he didn't put up any fight. He knew he was guilty, but he was surprised that Ozma knew it too. He wondered how she had figured out so quickly that he had picked the six-leaved clover. He handed his basket to Scraps and said:

"Keep that, until I get out of prison. If I never get out, take it to the Crooked Magician, to whom it belongs."

"Hold onto that until I get out of prison. If I never make it out, take it to the Crooked Magician, since it belongs to him."

The Shaggy Man had been gazing earnestly in the boy's face, uncertain whether to defend him or not; but something he read in Ojo's expression made him draw back and refuse to interfere to save him. The Shaggy Man was greatly surprised and192 grieved, but he knew that Ozma never made mistakes and so Ojo must really have broken the Law of Oz.

The Shaggy Man had been looking intently at the boy's face, unsure whether to stand up for him or not; but something he saw in Ojo's expression made him hold back and choose not to get involved to save him. The Shaggy Man was very surprised and192 saddened, but he understood that Ozma never made mistakes, so Ojo must have truly broken the Law of Oz.

The Soldier with the Green Whiskers now led them all through the gate and into a little room built in the wall. Here sat a jolly little man, richly dressed in green and having around his neck a heavy gold chain to which a number of great golden keys were attached. This was the Guardian of the Gate and at the moment they entered his room he was playing a tune upon a mouth-organ.

The Soldier with the Green Whiskers now guided them all through the gate and into a small room built into the wall. Inside sat a cheerful little man, stylishly dressed in green and wearing a heavy gold chain around his neck, to which several large golden keys were attached. This was the Guardian of the Gate, and at that moment as they entered his room, he was playing a tune on a harmonica.

"Listen!" he said, holding up his hand for silence. "I've just composed a tune called 'The Speckled Alligator.' It's in patch-time, which is much superior to rag-time, and I've composed it in honor of the Patchwork Girl, who has just arrived."

"Listen!" he said, raising his hand for silence. "I've just composed a tune called 'The Speckled Alligator.' It's in patch-time, which is way better than rag-time, and I've written it in honor of the Patchwork Girl, who's just arrived."

"How did you know I had arrived?" asked Scraps, much interested.

"How did you know I was here?" asked Scraps, very curious.

"It's my business to know who's coming, for I'm the Guardian of the Gate. Keep quiet while I play you 'The Speckled Alligator.'"

"It's my job to know who's arriving, since I'm the Guardian of the Gate. Stay quiet while I play you 'The Speckled Alligator.'"

It wasn't a very bad tune, nor a very good one, but all listened respectfully while he shut his eyes and swayed his head from side to side and blew the notes from the little instrument. When it was all over the Soldier with the Green Whiskers said:

It wasn't a terrible tune, nor was it a great one, but everyone listened respectfully as he closed his eyes, swayed his head from side to side, and played the notes on the small instrument. When it was all finished, the Soldier with the Green Whiskers said:

"Guardian, I have here a prisoner."

"Guard, I have a prisoner here."

"Good gracious! A prisoner?" cried the little man, jumping193 up from his chair. "Which one? Not the Shaggy Man?"

"Wow! A prisoner?" exclaimed the little man, jumping193 up from his chair. "Which one? Not the Shaggy Man?"

"No; this boy."

"Nope; this kid."

"Ah; I hope his fault is as small as himself," said the Guardian of the Gate. "But what can he have done, and what made him do it?"

"Ah, I hope his mistake is as minor as he is," said the Guardian of the Gate. "But what could he have possibly done, and why would he do it?"

"Can't say," replied the soldier. "All I know is that he has broken the Law."

"Can't say," the soldier replied. "All I know is that he broke the law."

"But no one ever does that!"

"But no one ever does that!"

"Then he must be innocent, and soon will be released. I hope you are right, Guardian. Just now I am ordered to take him to prison. Get me a prisoner's robe from your Official Wardrobe."

"Then he must be innocent and will soon be released. I hope you’re right, Guardian. Right now, I’m ordered to take him to prison. Get me a prisoner’s robe from your Official Wardrobe."

The Guardian unlocked a closet and took from it a white194 robe, which the soldier threw over Ojo. It covered him from head to foot, but had two holes just in front of his eyes, so he could see where to go. In this attire the boy presented a very quaint appearance.

The Guardian opened a closet and pulled out a white194 robe, which the soldier draped over Ojo. It covered him completely, but had two holes in front of his eyes so he could see where to go. In this outfit, the boy looked quite unusual.

As the Guardian unlocked a gate leading from his room into the streets of the Emerald City, the Shaggy Man said to Scraps:

As the Guardian opened a gate from his room to the streets of the Emerald City, the Shaggy Man said to Scraps:

"I think I shall take you directly to Dorothy, as the Scarecrow advised, and the Glass Cat and the Woozy may come with us. Ojo must go to prison with the Soldier with the Green Whiskers, but he will be well treated and you need not worry about him."

"I think I should take you straight to Dorothy, like the Scarecrow suggested, and the Glass Cat and the Woozy can join us. Ojo has to go to jail with the Soldier with the Green Whiskers, but he will be treated well, so you don't need to worry about him."

"What will they do with him?" asked Scraps.

"What are they going to do with him?" asked Scraps.

"That I cannot tell. Since I came to the Land of Oz no one has ever been arrested or imprisoned—until Ojo broke the Law."

"That I can't say. Since I arrived in the Land of Oz, no one has ever been arrested or imprisoned—until Ojo broke the Law."

"Seems to me that girl Ruler of yours is making a big fuss over nothing," remarked Scraps, tossing her yarn hair out of her eyes with a jerk of her patched head. "I don't know what Ojo has done, but it couldn't be anything very bad, for you and I were with him all the time."

"Looks to me like that girl Ruler of yours is making a big deal out of nothing," said Scraps, flipping her yarn hair out of her eyes with a quick toss of her patched head. "I don't know what Ojo did, but it can't be that bad because you and I were with him the whole time."

The Shaggy Man made no reply to this speech and presently the Patchwork Girl forgot all about Ojo in her admiration of the wonderful city she had entered.

The Shaggy Man didn't respond to what was said, and soon the Patchwork Girl forgot all about Ojo as she admired the amazing city she had stepped into.

They soon separated from the Munchkin boy, who was led by the Soldier with the Green Whiskers down a side street toward the prison. Ojo felt very miserable and greatly ashamed195 of himself, but he was beginning to grow angry because he was treated in such a disgraceful manner. Instead of entering the splendid Emerald City as a respectable traveler who was entitled to a welcome and to hospitality, he was being brought in as a criminal, handcuffed and in a robe that told all he met of his deep disgrace.

They soon parted ways with the Munchkin boy, who was taken by the Soldier with the Green Whiskers down a side street toward the prison. Ojo felt very miserable and deeply ashamed195 of himself, but he was starting to get angry because he was being treated so poorly. Instead of entering the magnificent Emerald City as a respectable traveler who deserved a warm welcome and hospitality, he was being brought in as a criminal, handcuffed and in a robe that broadcasted his shame to everyone he encountered.

Ojo was by nature gentle and affectionate and if he had disobeyed the Law of Oz it was to restore his dear Unc Nunkie to life. His fault was more thoughtless than wicked, but that did not alter the fact that he had committed a fault. At first he had felt sorrow and remorse, but the more he thought about the unjust treatment he had received—unjust merely because he considered it so—the more he resented his arrest, blaming Ozma for making foolish laws and then punishing folks who broke them. Only a six-leaved clover! A tiny green plant growing neglected and trampled under foot. What harm could there be in picking it? Ojo began to think Ozma must be a very bad and oppressive Ruler for such a lovely fairyland as Oz. The Shaggy Man said the people loved her; but how could they?

Ojo was naturally gentle and caring, and if he had gone against the Law of Oz, it was only to bring his beloved Unc Nunkie back to life. His mistake was more careless than malicious, but that didn’t change the fact that he had made a mistake. At first, he felt grief and guilt, but the more he thought about the unfair treatment he had received—unfair simply because he viewed it that way—the more he resented being arrested, blaming Ozma for creating silly laws and then punishing people for breaking them. It was just a six-leaved clover! A small green plant that was growing ignored and stepped on. What harm could there be in picking it? Ojo started to think that Ozma must be a really bad and oppressive ruler in such a beautiful fairyland as Oz. The Shaggy Man said the people loved her, but how could they?

The little Munchkin boy was so busy thinking these things—which many guilty prisoners have thought before him—that he scarcely noticed all the splendor of the city streets through which they passed. Whenever they met any of the happy, smiling people, the boy turned his head away in shame, although none knew who was beneath the robe.

The little Munchkin boy was so caught up in his thoughts—which many guilty prisoners have had before him—that he hardly noticed all the beauty of the city streets they walked through. Whenever they encountered any of the happy, smiling people, the boy looked away in shame, even though none knew who was under the robe.

196By and by they reached a house built just beside the great city wall, but in a quiet, retired place. It was a pretty house, neatly painted and with many windows. Before it was a garden filled with blooming flowers. The Soldier with the Green Whiskers led Ojo up the gravel path to the front door, on which he knocked.

196Eventually, they arrived at a house right next to the massive city wall, but in a peaceful, secluded spot. It was a charming house, well-painted and with plenty of windows. In front of it was a garden bursting with blooming flowers. The Soldier with the Green Whiskers guided Ojo along the gravel path to the front door, where he knocked.

A woman opened the door and, seeing Ojo in his white robe, exclaimed:

A woman opened the door and, seeing Ojo in his white robe, exclaimed:

"Goodness me! A prisoner at last. But what a small one, Soldier."

"Wow! A prisoner at last. But what a tiny one, Soldier."

"The size doesn't matter, Tollydiggle, my dear. The fact remains that he is a prisoner," said the soldier. "And, this being the prison, and you the jailer, it is my duty to place the prisoner in your charge."

"The size doesn’t matter, Tollydiggle, my dear. The important thing is that he’s a prisoner," said the soldier. "And since this is the prison and you’re the jailer, I have to hand the prisoner over to you."

"True. Come in, then, and I'll give you a receipt for him."

"Sure. Come in, and I'll give you a receipt for him."

They entered the house and passed through a hall to a large circular room, where the woman pulled the robe off from Ojo and looked at him with kindly interest. The boy, on his part, was gazing around him in amazement, for never had he dreamed of such a magnificent apartment as this in which he stood. The roof of the dome was of colored glass, worked into beautiful designs. The walls were paneled with plates of gold decorated with gems of great size and many colors, and upon the tiled floor were soft rugs delightful to walk upon. The furniture was framed in gold and upholstered in satin brocade and it consisted of easy chairs, divans and stools in great variety.197 Also there were several tables with mirror tops and cabinets filled with rare and curious things. In one place a case filled with books stood against the wall, and elsewhere Ojo saw a cupboard containing all sorts of games.

They entered the house and walked through a hall into a large circular room, where the woman took the robe off Ojo and looked at him with friendly interest. The boy, for his part, was gazing around him in amazement, for he had never imagined a room as magnificent as this one. The dome ceiling was made of colored glass, designed into beautiful patterns. The walls were paneled with gold plates adorned with large, colorful gems, and the tiled floor was covered with soft rugs that felt wonderful to walk on. The furniture was gold-framed and upholstered in satin brocade, including a variety of easy chairs, divans, and stools. 197 There were also several tables with mirror tops and cabinets filled with rare and intriguing items. Against one wall stood a case filled with books, and elsewhere Ojo noticed a cupboard containing all sorts of games.

"May I stay here a little while before I go to prison?" asked the boy, pleadingly.

"Can I stay here for a bit before I go to prison?" asked the boy, with a plea in his voice.

"Why, this is your prison," replied Tollydiggle, "and in me behold your jailor. Take off those handcuffs, Soldier, for it is impossible for anyone to escape from this house."

"Well, this is your prison," Tollydiggle replied, "and I'm your jailer. Take off those handcuffs, Soldier, because no one can escape from this house."

"I know that very well," replied the soldier and at once unlocked the handcuffs and released the prisoner.

"I know that very well," the soldier replied, and immediately unlocked the handcuffs, freeing the prisoner.

The woman touched a button on the wall and lighted a big chandelier that hung suspended from the ceiling, for it was growing dark outside. Then she seated herself at a desk and asked:

The woman pressed a button on the wall, turning on a large chandelier that hung from the ceiling, as it was getting dark outside. She then sat down at a desk and asked:

"What name?"

"What's your name?"

"Ojo the Unlucky," answered the Soldier with the Green Whiskers.

"Ojo the Unlucky," replied the Soldier with the Green Whiskers.

"Unlucky? Ah, that accounts for it," said she. "What crime?"

"Unlucky? Oh, that makes sense," she said. "What crime?"

"Breaking a Law of Oz."

"Breaking a Law of Oz."

"All right. There's your receipt, Soldier; and now I'm responsible for the prisoner. I'm glad of it, for this is the first time I've ever had anything to do, in my official capacity," remarked the jailer, in a pleased tone.

"Okay. Here's your receipt, Soldier; and now I'm in charge of the prisoner. I'm happy about it because this is the first time I've ever had anything to do in my official role," the jailer said, sounding pleased.

"It's the same with me, Tollydiggle," laughed the soldier.198 "But my task is finished and I must go and report to Ozma that I've done my duty like a faithful Police Force, a loyal Army and an honest Body-Guard—as I hope I am."

"It's the same for me, Tollydiggle," the soldier laughed.198 "But my job is done, and I need to go tell Ozma that I've fulfilled my duty like a committed Police Force, a dedicated Army, and a trustworthy Bodyguard—as I hope I am."

Saying this, he nodded farewell to Tollydiggle and Ojo and went away.

Saying this, he waved goodbye to Tollydiggle and Ojo and walked away.

"Now, then," said the woman briskly, "I must get you some supper, for you are doubtless hungry. What would you prefer: planked whitefish, omelet with jelly or mutton-chops with gravy?"

"Alright then," the woman said cheerfully, "I need to get you some dinner because you must be hungry. What do you want: grilled whitefish, an omelet with jelly, or mutton chops with gravy?"

Ojo thought about it. Then he said: "I'll take the chops, if you please."

Ojo thought for a moment. Then he said, "I'll have the chops, please."

"Very well; amuse yourself while I'm gone; I won't be long," and then she went out by a door and left the prisoner alone.

"Alright; have fun while I'm gone; I won't be long," and then she left through a door, leaving the prisoner alone.

Ojo was much astonished, for not only was this unlike any prison he had ever heard of, but he was being treated more as a guest than a criminal. There were many windows and they had no locks. There were three doors to the room and none were bolted. He cautiously opened one of the doors and found it led into a hallway. But he had no intention of trying to escape. If his jailor was willing to trust him in this way he would not betray her trust, and moreover a hot supper was being prepared for him and his prison was very pleasant and comfortable. So he took a book from the case and sat down in a big chair to look at the pictures.

Ojo was really surprised because this was nothing like any prison he had ever heard of; he was being treated more like a guest than a criminal. The room had many windows, and none of them had locks. There were three doors to the room, and none were locked. He carefully opened one of the doors and discovered it led into a hallway. But he had no plan to escape. If his jailor trusted him like this, he wouldn’t betray that trust. Plus, a hot dinner was being made for him, and his prison felt very nice and comfortable. So he picked a book from the shelf and sat down in a big chair to look at the pictures.

This amused him until the woman came in with a large tray199 and spread a cloth on one of the tables. Then she arranged his supper, which proved the most varied and delicious meal Ojo had ever eaten in his life.

This entertained him until the woman came in with a large tray199 and laid a cloth on one of the tables. Then she set up his dinner, which turned out to be the most diverse and delicious meal Ojo had ever had.

Tollydiggle sat near him while he ate, sewing on some fancy work she held in her lap. When he had finished she cleared the table and then read to him a story from one of the books.

Tollydiggle sat next to him while he ate, working on some elaborate sewing project in her lap. After he finished, she cleared the table and read him a story from one of the books.

"Is this really a prison?" he asked, when she had finished reading.

"Is this really a prison?" he asked, when she had finished reading.

"Indeed it is," she replied. "It is the only prison in the Land of Oz."

"You're right," she said. "It's the only prison in the Land of Oz."

"And am I a prisoner?"

"Am I a prisoner?"

"Bless the child! Of course."

"Bless the child! For sure."

200"Then why is the prison so fine, and why are you so kind to me?" he earnestly asked.

200 "Then why is the prison so nice, and why are you being so nice to me?" he sincerely asked.

Tollydiggle seemed surprised by the question, but she presently answered:

Tollydiggle looked taken aback by the question, but she quickly responded:

"We consider a prisoner unfortunate. He is unfortunate in two ways—because he has done something wrong and because he is deprived of his liberty. Therefore we should treat him kindly, because of his misfortune, for otherwise he would become hard and bitter and would not be sorry he had done wrong. Ozma thinks that one who has committed a fault did so because he was not strong and brave; therefore she puts him in prison to make him strong and brave. When that is accomplished he is no longer a prisoner, but a good and loyal citizen and everyone is glad that he is now strong enough to resist doing wrong. You see, it is kindness that makes one strong and brave; and so we are kind to our prisoners."

"We view a prisoner as unfortunate. He is unfortunate in two ways—because he has done something wrong and because he has lost his freedom. So we should treat him with kindness, due to his misfortune, as otherwise he could become hardened and bitter and wouldn't regret his wrongdoing. Ozma believes that someone who has made a mistake did so because they lacked strength and courage; therefore she puts them in prison to help them become strong and brave. Once that's achieved, he is no longer a prisoner, but a good and loyal citizen, and everyone is happy that he is now strong enough to resist wrongdoing. You see, it's kindness that fosters strength and bravery; that’s why we are kind to our prisoners."

Ojo thought this over very carefully. "I had an idea," said he, "that prisoners were always treated harshly, to punish them."

Ojo thought about this very carefully. "I had an idea," he said, "that prisoners are always treated harshly to punish them."

"That would be dreadful!" cried Tollydiggle. "Isn't one punished enough in knowing he has done wrong? Don't you wish, Ojo, with all your heart, that you had not been disobedient and broken a Law of Oz?"

"That would be terrible!" exclaimed Tollydiggle. "Isn't it punishment enough to know he has done something wrong? Don't you, Ojo, wish with all your heart that you hadn't been disobedient and broken a Law of Oz?"

"I—I hate to be different from other people," he admitted.

"I—I hate being different from other people," he admitted.

"Yes; one likes to be respected as highly as his neighbors are," said the woman. "When you are tried and found guilty,201 you will be obliged to make amends, in some way. I don't know just what Ozma will do to you, because this is the first time one of us has broken a Law; but you may be sure she will be just and merciful. Here in the Emerald City people are too happy and contented ever to do wrong; but perhaps you came from some faraway corner of our land, and having no love for Ozma carelessly broke one of her Laws."

"Yes; everyone wants to be respected just as much as their neighbors," the woman said. "When you're tried and found guilty,201 you'll have to make it right somehow. I don't know what Ozma will do to you, since this is the first time someone from our group has broken a Law; but you can be sure she will be fair and kind. Here in the Emerald City, people are too happy and content to ever do anything wrong; but maybe you came from some distant part of our land, and without any loyalty to Ozma, you carelessly broke one of her Laws."

"Yes," said Ojo, "I've lived all my life in the heart of a lonely forest, where I saw no one but dear Unc Nunkie."

"Yeah," Ojo said, "I've spent my whole life in the middle of a lonely forest, where I only saw my beloved Unc Nunkie."

"I thought so," said Tollydiggle. "But now we have talked enough, so let us play a game until bedtime."

"I thought so," said Tollydiggle. "But now we've talked enough, so let's play a game until bedtime."


202

PRINCESS DOROTHY

Chap. 16
203 Princess Dorothy
Chap. 16

DOROTHY GALE was sitting in one of her rooms in the royal palace, while curled up at her feet was a little black dog with a shaggy coat and very bright eyes. She wore a plain white frock, without any jewels or other ornaments except an emerald-green hair-ribbon, for Dorothy was a simple little girl and had not been in the least spoiled by the magnificence surrounding her. Once the child had lived on the Kansas prairies, but she seemed marked for adventure, for she had made several trips to the Land of Oz before she came to live there for good. Her very best friend was the beautiful Ozma of Oz, who loved Dorothy so well that she kept her in her own palace, so as to be204 near her. The girl's Uncle Henry and Aunt Em—the only relatives she had in the world—had also been brought here by Ozma and given a pleasant home. Dorothy knew almost everybody in Oz, and it was she who had discovered the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman and the Cowardly Lion, as well as Tik-tok the Clockwork Man. Her life was very pleasant now, and although she had been made a Princess of Oz by her friend Ozma she did not care much to be a Princess and remained as sweet as when she had been plain Dorothy Gale of Kansas.

DOROTHY GALE was sitting in one of her rooms in the royal palace, while a little black dog with a shaggy coat and bright eyes curled up at her feet. She wore a simple white dress, with no jewelry or decorations except for an emerald-green hair ribbon, because Dorothy was a down-to-earth girl and hadn’t been spoiled at all by the splendor around her. She had once lived on the Kansas prairies but seemed destined for adventure, having made several trips to the Land of Oz before she settled there permanently. Her best friend was the beautiful Ozma of Oz, who loved Dorothy so much that she brought her to live in her palace so they could be204 close. Dorothy's Uncle Henry and Aunt Em—the only family she had—were also brought here by Ozma and given a nice home. Dorothy was well-known in Oz, and she was the one who discovered the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, and the Cowardly Lion, as well as Tik-tok the Clockwork Man. Her life was really enjoyable now, and even though her friend Ozma had made her a Princess of Oz, she didn’t care much for that title and remained as sweet as she had been when she was just plain Dorothy Gale from Kansas.

Dorothy was reading in a book this evening when Jellia Jamb, the favorite servant-maid of the palace, came to say that the Shaggy Man wanted to see her.

Dorothy was reading a book this evening when Jellia Jamb, the palace's favorite maid, came to say that the Shaggy Man wanted to see her.

"All right," said Dorothy; "tell him to come right up."

"Okay," said Dorothy; "tell him to come right up."

"But he has some queer creatures with him—some of the queerest I've ever laid eyes on," reported Jellia.

"But he has some strange beings with him—some of the strangest I've ever seen," reported Jellia.

"Never mind; let 'em all come up," replied Dorothy.

"Never mind; let them all come up," replied Dorothy.

But when the door opened to admit not only the Shaggy Man, but Scraps, the Woozy and the Glass Cat, Dorothy jumped up and looked at her strange visitors in amazement. The Patchwork Girl was the most curious of all and Dorothy was uncertain at first whether Scraps was really alive or only a dream or a nightmare. Toto, her dog, slowly uncurled himself and going to the Patchwork Girl sniffed at her inquiringly; but soon he lay down again, as if to say he had no interest in such an irregular creation.

But when the door opened to let in not just the Shaggy Man, but also Scraps, the Woozy, and the Glass Cat, Dorothy jumped up and stared at her strange visitors in disbelief. The Patchwork Girl was the most intriguing of all, and Dorothy was unsure at first whether Scraps was actually alive or just a dream or a nightmare. Toto, her dog, slowly stretched out and went over to the Patchwork Girl to sniff at her curiously; but soon he lay back down again, as if to say he had no interest in such an unusual creation.

"You're a new one to me," Dorothy said reflectively, addressing205 the Patchwork Girl. "I can't imagine where you've come from."

"You're someone I haven't met before," Dorothy said thoughtfully, speaking to205 the Patchwork Girl. "I can't think of where you might be from."

"Who, me?" asked Scraps, looking around the pretty room instead of at the girl. "Oh, I came from a bed-quilt, I guess. That's what they say, anyhow. Some call it a crazy-quilt and some a patchwork quilt. But my name is Scraps—and now you know all about me."

"Who, me?" asked Scraps, glancing around the lovely room instead of at the girl. "Oh, I guess I came from a bed quilt. That's what people say, anyway. Some call it a crazy quilt and others a patchwork quilt. But my name is Scraps—and now you know all about me."

206 "Not quite all," returned Dorothy with a smile. "I wish you'd tell me how you came to be alive."

206 "Not entirely," Dorothy replied with a smile. "I wish you would tell me how you ended up being alive."

"That's an easy job," said Scraps, sitting upon a big upholstered chair and making the springs bounce her up and down. "Margolotte wanted a slave, so she made me out of an old bed-quilt she didn't use. Cotton stuffing, suspender-button eyes, red velvet tongue, pearl beads for teeth. The Crooked Magician made a Powder of Life, sprinkled me with it and—here I am. Perhaps you've noticed my different colors. A very refined and educated gentleman named the Scarecrow, whom I met, told me I am the most beautiful creature in all Oz, and I believe it."

"That's an easy job," said Scraps, sitting on a big upholstered chair and making the springs bounce her up and down. "Margolotte wanted a doll, so she made me out of an old bed quilt she didn’t need anymore. Cotton stuffing, suspender-button eyes, a red velvet tongue, and pearl beads for teeth. The Crooked Magician created a Powder of Life, sprinkled me with it, and—here I am. Maybe you've noticed my different colors. A very refined and educated gentleman named the Scarecrow, whom I met, told me I’m the most beautiful creature in all of Oz, and I believe him."

"Oh! Have you met our Scarecrow, then?" asked Dorothy, a little puzzled to understand the brief history related.

"Oh! Have you met our Scarecrow?" asked Dorothy, a bit confused about the short story that was shared.

"Yes; isn't he jolly?"

"Yes; isn't he cheerful?"

"The Scarecrow has many good qualities," replied Dorothy. "But I'm sorry to hear all this 'bout the Crooked Magician. Ozma'll be mad as hops when she hears he's been doing magic again. She told him not to."

"The Scarecrow has a lot of great qualities," Dorothy said. "But I’m sorry to hear about the Crooked Magician. Ozma is going to be really mad when she finds out he’s been practicing magic again. She told him not to."

"He only practices magic for the benefit of his own family," explained Bungle, who was keeping at a respectful distance from the little black dog.

"He only does magic for the sake of his own family," explained Bungle, who was keeping a respectful distance from the little black dog.

"Dear me," said Dorothy; "I hadn't noticed you before. Are you glass, or what?"

"Wow," said Dorothy; "I didn't see you there before. Are you made of glass, or what?"

"I'm glass, and transparent, too, which is more than can be said of some folks," answered the cat. "Also I have some207 lovely pink brains; you can see 'em work."

"I'm glass, and clear too, which is more than can be said for some people," said the cat. "Also, I have some207 lovely pink brains; you can see them in action."

"Oh; is that so? Come over here and let me see."

"Oh, really? Come over here and let me check it out."

The Glass Cat hesitated, eyeing the dog.

The Glass Cat paused, watching the dog.

"Send that beast away and I will," she said.

"Get rid of that beast and I will," she said.

"Beast! Why, that's my dog Toto, an' he's the kindest dog in all the world. Toto knows a good many things, too; 'most as much as I do, I guess."

"Beast! That’s my dog Toto, and he’s the sweetest dog in the whole world. Toto knows a lot of things, too; probably almost as much as I do, I guess."

"Why doesn't he say anything?" asked Bungle.

"Why isn't he saying anything?" asked Bungle.

"He can't talk, not being a fairy dog," explained Dorothy. "He's just a common United States dog; but that's a good deal; and I understand him, and he understands me, just as well as if he could talk."

"He can't speak because he's not a fairy dog," Dorothy explained. "He's just an ordinary dog from the United States; but that's still a lot, and I get him, and he gets me, just as clearly as if he could talk."

Toto, at this, got up and rubbed his head softly against Dorothy's hand, which she held out to him, and he looked up into her face as if he had understood every word she had said.

Toto, at this, got up and nuzzled his head gently against Dorothy's hand, which she had extended to him, and he gazed up into her face as if he understood everything she had said.

"This cat, Toto," she said to him, "is made of glass, so you mustn't bother it, or chase it, any more than you do my Pink Kitten. It's prob'ly brittle and might break if it bumped against anything."

"This cat, Toto," she said to him, "is made of glass, so you shouldn’t bother it or chase it, any more than you do my Pink Kitten. It’s probably fragile and might break if it bumps into anything."

"Woof!" said Toto, and that meant he understood.

"Woof!" said Toto, and that meant he got it.

The Glass Cat was so proud of her pink brains that she ventured to come close to Dorothy, in order that the girl might "see 'em work." This was really interesting, but when Dorothy patted the cat she found the glass cold and hard and unresponsive, so she decided at once that Bungle would never do for a pet.

The Glass Cat was so proud of her pink brains that she dared to approach Dorothy, so the girl could "see them work." This was really interesting, but when Dorothy patted the cat, she found the glass cold, hard, and unresponsive, so she immediately decided that Bungle would never be a good pet.

208"What do you know about the Crooked Magician who lives on the mountain?" asked Dorothy.

208"What do you know about the Crooked Magician who lives on the mountain?" Dorothy asked.

"He made me," replied the cat; "so I know all about him. The Patchwork Girl is new—three or four days old—but I've lived with Dr. Pipt for years; and, though I don't much care for him, I will say that he has always refused to work magic for any of the people who come to his house. He thinks there's no harm in doing magic things for his own family, and he made me out of glass because the meat cats drink too much milk. He also made Scraps come to life so she could do the housework for his wife Margolotte."

"He created me," replied the cat; "so I know everything about him. The Patchwork Girl is new—only three or four days old—but I've been living with Dr. Pipt for years; and, although I don't really like him, I have to admit that he's always refused to use magic for any of the people who visit his house. He believes there's nothing wrong with doing magical things for his own family, and he made me out of glass because regular cats drink too much milk. He also brought Scraps to life so she could take care of the housework for his wife, Margolotte."

"Then why did you both leave him?" asked Dorothy.

"Then why did you both leave him?" Dorothy asked.

"I think you'd better let me explain that," interrupted the Shaggy Man, and then he told Dorothy all of Ojo's story, and how Unc Nunkie and Margolotte had accidentally been turned to marble by the Liquid of Petrifaction. Then he related how the boy had started out in search of the things needed to make the magic charm, which would restore the unfortunates to life, and how he had found the Woozy and taken him along because he could not pull the three hairs out of its tail. Dorothy listened to all this with much interest, and thought that so far Ojo had acted very well. But when the Shaggy Man told her of the Munchkin boy's arrest by the Soldier with the Green Whiskers, because he was accused of wilfully breaking a Law of Oz, the little girl was greatly shocked.

"I think you'd better let me explain," interrupted the Shaggy Man, and then he told Dorothy all of Ojo's story, and how Unc Nunkie and Margolotte had accidentally turned to marble because of the Liquid of Petrifaction. Then he explained how the boy had set out to find the things needed to create the magic charm that would bring the unfortunates back to life, and how he had found the Woozy and taken it along because he couldn't pull the three hairs out of its tail. Dorothy listened to all this with great interest and thought that so far Ojo had acted very well. But when the Shaggy Man told her about the Munchkin boy's arrest by the Soldier with the Green Whiskers, because he was accused of willfully breaking a Law of Oz, the little girl was deeply shocked.

"What do you s'pose he's done?" she asked.

"What do you think he’s done?" she asked.

209"I fear he has picked a six-leaved clover," answered the Shaggy Man, sadly. "I did not see him do it, and I warned him that to do so was against the Law; but perhaps that is what he did, nevertheless."

209“I’m afraid he found a six-leaved clover,” the Shaggy Man replied, sadly. “I didn’t see him do it, and I told him that it was against the Law, but maybe he did it anyway.”

"I'm sorry 'bout that," said Dorothy gravely, "for now there will be no one to help his poor uncle and Margolotte—'cept this Patchwork Girl, the Woozy and the Glass Cat."

"I'm sorry about that," said Dorothy seriously, "because now there will be no one to help his poor uncle and Margolotte—except for this Patchwork Girl, the Woozy, and the Glass Cat."

"Don't mention it," said Scraps. "That's no affair of mine. Margolotte and Unc Nunkie are perfect strangers to me, for the moment I came to life they came to marble."

"Don't mention it," said Scraps. "That's not my concern. Margolotte and Unc Nunkie are complete strangers to me; the moment I came to life, they turned to stone."

"I see," remarked Dorothy with a sigh of regret; "the woman forgot to give you a heart."

"I get it," Dorothy said with a sigh of regret; "the woman forgot to give you a heart."

"I'm glad she did," retorted the Patchwork Girl. "A heart must be a great annoyance to one. It makes a person feel sad or sorry or devoted or sympathetic—all of which sensations interfere with one's happiness."

"I'm glad she did," replied the Patchwork Girl. "Having a heart must be such a hassle. It makes you feel sad, sorry, devoted, or sympathetic—all of which feelings get in the way of being happy."

"I have a heart," murmured the Glass Cat. "It's made of a ruby; but I don't imagine I shall let it bother me about helping Unc Nunkie and Margolotte."

"I have a heart," whispered the Glass Cat. "It's made of a ruby, but I don't think I'll let it worry me about helping Unc Nunkie and Margolotte."

"That's a pretty hard heart of yours," said Dorothy. "And the Woozy, of course—"

"That's a pretty tough heart you have," said Dorothy. "And the Woozy, of course—"

"Why, as for me," observed the Woozy, who was reclining on the floor with his legs doubled under him, so that he looked much like a square box, "I have never seen those unfortunate people you are speaking of, and yet I am sorry for them, having at times been unfortunate myself. When I was shut up210 in that forest I longed for some one to help me, and by and by Ojo came and did help me. So I'm willing to help his uncle. I'm only a stupid beast, Dorothy, but I can't help that, and if you'll tell me what to do to help Ojo and his uncle, I'll gladly do it."

"Well, as for me," said the Woozy, who was lounging on the floor with his legs tucked under him, looking quite a bit like a square box, "I’ve never seen those unfortunate people you’re talking about, but I feel bad for them since I've been in tough situations myself. When I was trapped210 in that forest, I wished for someone to help me, and eventually, Ojo came along and did help me. So I'm ready to help his uncle. I'm just a silly creature, Dorothy, but I can’t help that, and if you tell me what to do to help Ojo and his uncle, I’ll be happy to do it."

Dorothy walked over and patted the Woozy on his square head.

Dorothy walked over and gave the Woozy a pat on his square head.

"You're not pretty," she said, "but I like you. What are you able to do; anything 'special?"

"You're not pretty," she said, "but I like you. What can you do; anything 'special?'"

"I can make my eyes flash fire—real fire—when I'm angry. When anyone says: 'Krizzle-Kroo' to me I get angry, and then my eyes flash fire."

"I can make my eyes light up with fire—actual fire—when I'm mad. Whenever someone says 'Krizzle-Kroo' to me, I get mad, and then my eyes light up with fire."

"I don't see as fireworks could help Ojo's uncle," remarked Dorothy. "Can you do anything else?"

"I don't think fireworks would help Ojo's uncle," Dorothy said. "Is there anything else you can do?"

"I—I thought I had a very terrifying growl," said the Woozy, with hesitation; "but perhaps I was mistaken."

"I—I thought I had a really scary growl," said the Woozy hesitantly; "but maybe I was wrong."

"Yes," said the Shaggy Man, "you were certainly wrong about that." Then he turned to Dorothy and added: "What will become of the Munchkin boy?"

"Yeah," said the Shaggy Man, "you were definitely wrong about that." Then he turned to Dorothy and added, "What will happen to the Munchkin boy?"

"I don't know," she said, shaking her head thoughtfully. "Ozma will see him 'bout it, of course, and then she'll punish him. But how, I don't know, 'cause no one ever has been punished in Oz since I knew anything about the place. Too bad, Shaggy Man, isn't it?"

"I don't know," she said, shaking her head thoughtfully. "Ozma will talk to him about it, of course, and then she'll punish him. But how, I don't know, because no one has ever been punished in Oz since I’ve known about the place. Too bad, Shaggy Man, right?"

While they were talking Scraps had been roaming around the room and looking at all the pretty things it contained. She had carried Ojo's basket in her hand, until now, when she decided to see what was inside it. She found the bread and cheese, which she had no use for, and the bundle of charms, which were curious but quite a mystery to her. Then, turning these over, she came upon the six-leaved clover which the boy had plucked.211

While they were talking, Scraps had been wandering around the room, checking out all the beautiful things inside. She had been holding Ojo's basket in her hand until now when she decided to look inside it. She found some bread and cheese, which she didn't need, and a bundle of charms that were interesting but a complete mystery to her. Then, as she was examining them, she discovered the six-leaved clover that the boy had picked.211

212Scraps was quick-witted, and although she had no heart she recognized the fact that Ojo was her first friend. She knew at once that because the boy had taken the clover he had been imprisoned, and she understood that Ojo had given her the basket so they would not find the clover in his possession and have proof of his crime. So, turning her head to see that no one noticed her, she took the clover from the basket and dropped it into a golden vase that stood on Dorothy's table. Then she came forward and said to Dorothy:

212Scraps was sharp and quick-witted, and even though she had no heart, she realized that Ojo was her first friend. She immediately understood that because the boy had taken the clover, he had been captured, and she knew that Ojo had given her the basket to make sure they wouldn’t find the clover on him and have evidence of his wrongdoing. So, looking around to make sure no one was watching her, she took the clover from the basket and dropped it into a golden vase on Dorothy's table. Then she stepped forward and said to Dorothy:

"I wouldn't care to help Ojo's uncle, but I will help Ojo. He did not break the Law—no one can prove he did—and that green-whiskered soldier had no right to arrest him."

"I don't mind helping Ojo, but I'm not interested in helping his uncle. He didn't break the law—no one can prove he did—and that green-whiskered soldier had no right to arrest him."

"Ozma ordered the boy's arrest," said Dorothy, "and of course she knew what she was doing. But if you can prove Ojo is innocent they will set him free at once."

"Ozma ordered the boy's arrest," said Dorothy, "and of course she knew what she was doing. But if you can prove Ojo is innocent, they will set him free right away."

"They'll have to prove him guilty, won't they?" asked Scraps.

"They'll have to prove he's guilty, right?" asked Scraps.

"I s'pose so."

"I suppose so."

"Well, they can't do that," declared the Patchwork Girl.

"Well, they can't do that," declared the Patchwork Girl.

As it was nearly time for Dorothy to dine with Ozma, which213 she did every evening, she rang for a servant and ordered the Woozy taken to a nice room and given plenty of such food as he liked best.

As it was almost time for Dorothy to eat dinner with Ozma, which213 she did every evening, she called for a servant and requested that the Woozy be taken to a nice room and given plenty of his favorite food.

"That's honey-bees," said the Woozy.

"That's honeybees," said the Woozy.

"You can't eat honey-bees, but you'll be given something just as nice," Dorothy told him. Then she had the Glass Cat taken to another room for the night and the Patchwork Girl she kept in one of her own rooms, for she was much interested in the strange creature and wanted to talk with her again and try to understand her better.

"You can't eat honeybees, but you'll get something just as nice," Dorothy told him. Then she had the Glass Cat moved to another room for the night and kept the Patchwork Girl in one of her own rooms, as she was very interested in the unusual creature and wanted to talk to her again and try to understand her better.


214

OZMA and her FRIENDS

Chap. 17
215 Ozma and her Friends
Chap. 17

THE Shaggy Man had a room of his own in the royal palace, so there he went to change his shaggy suit of clothes for another just as shaggy but not so dusty from travel. He selected a costume of pea-green and pink satin and velvet, with embroidered shags on all the edges and iridescent pearls for ornaments. Then he bathed in an alabaster pool and brushed his shaggy hair and whiskers the wrong way to make them still more shaggy. This accomplished, and arrayed in his splendid shaggy garments, he went to Ozma's banquet hall and found the Scarecrow, the Wizard and Dorothy already assembled there. The Scarecrow had made a quick trip and returned216 to the Emerald City with his left ear freshly painted.

THE Shaggy Man had his own room in the royal palace, so he went there to change out of his shaggy suit for another one that was just as shaggy but cleaner from travel. He chose a outfit made of pea-green and pink satin and velvet, with embroidered shags on all the edges and shiny pearls as decorations. Then he took a bath in an alabaster pool and brushed his shaggy hair and whiskers in the opposite direction to make them even shaggier. Once that was done, dressed in his fabulous shaggy clothes, he went to Ozma's banquet hall and found the Scarecrow, the Wizard, and Dorothy already there. The Scarecrow had made a quick trip and returned216 to the Emerald City with his left ear freshly painted.

A moment later, while they all stood in waiting, a servant threw open a door, the orchestra struck up a tune and Ozma of Oz entered.

A moment later, while they were all waiting, a servant opened a door, the orchestra started playing a tune, and Ozma of Oz walked in.

Much has been told and written concerning the beauty of person and character of this sweet girl Ruler of the Land of Oz—the richest, the happiest and most delightful fairyland of which we have any knowledge. Yet with all her queenly qualities Ozma was a real girl and enjoyed the things in life that other real girls enjoy. When she sat on her splendid emerald throne in the great Throne Room of her palace and made laws and settled disputes and tried to keep all her subjects happy and contented, she was as dignified and demure as any queen might be; but when she had thrown aside her jeweled robe of state and her sceptre, and had retired to her private apartments, the girl—joyous, light-hearted and free—replaced the sedate Ruler.

Much has been said and written about the beauty and character of this sweet girl, the Ruler of the Land of Oz—the richest, happiest, and most delightful fairyland we know of. Yet with all her queenly qualities, Ozma was a real girl who enjoyed the same things in life that other girls do. When she sat on her magnificent emerald throne in the grand Throne Room of her palace, making laws, settling disputes, and trying to keep all her subjects happy and content, she was as dignified and composed as any queen could be. But when she took off her jeweled robe and her scepter and went to her private quarters, the girl—joyful, carefree, and free—took the place of the serious Ruler.

In the banquet hall to-night were gathered only old and trusted friends, so here Ozma was herself—a mere girl. She greeted Dorothy with a kiss, the Shaggy Man with a smile, the little old Wizard with a friendly handshake and then she pressed the Scarecrow's stuffed arm and cried merrily:

In the banquet hall tonight, only old and trusted friends were gathered, so Ozma was just being herself—a regular girl. She greeted Dorothy with a kiss, the Shaggy Man with a smile, the little old Wizard with a friendly handshake, and then she squeezed the Scarecrow's stuffed arm and exclaimed joyfully:

"What a lovely left ear! Why, it's a hundred times better than the old one."

"What a beautiful left ear! It's a hundred times better than the old one."

"I'm glad you like it," replied the Scarecrow, well pleased. "Jinjur did a neat job, didn't she? And my hearing is now217 perfect. Isn't it wonderful what a little paint will do, if it's properly applied?"

"I'm really glad you like it," said the Scarecrow, feeling quite happy. "Jinjur did an excellent job, didn’t she? And my hearing is now217 perfect. Isn’t it amazing what a little paint can do when it’s applied correctly?"

"It really is wonderful," she agreed, as they all took their seats; "but the Sawhorse must have made his legs twinkle to have carried you so far in one day. I didn't expect you back before to-morrow, at the earliest."

"It really is wonderful," she agreed, as they all sat down; "but the Sawhorse must have made his legs sparkle to have carried you this far in just one day. I didn't expect to see you back until tomorrow at the earliest."

"Well," said the Scarecrow, "I met a charming girl on the road and wanted to see more of her, so I hurried back."

"Well," said the Scarecrow, "I met a lovely girl on the road and wanted to spend more time with her, so I rushed back."

Ozma laughed.

Ozma chuckled.

"I know," she returned; "it's the Patchwork Girl. She is certainly bewildering, if not strictly beautiful."

"I know," she replied; "it's the Patchwork Girl. She’s definitely puzzling, if not exactly beautiful."

"Have you seen her, then?" the straw man eagerly asked.

"Have you seen her, then?" the straw man asked eagerly.

"Only in my Magic Picture, which shows me all scenes of interest in the Land of Oz."

"Only in my Magic Picture, which reveals all the exciting scenes in the Land of Oz."

"I fear the picture didn't do her justice," said the Scarecrow.

"I think the picture didn't really capture her," said the Scarecrow.

"It seemed to me that nothing could be more gorgeous," declared Ozma. "Whoever made that patchwork quilt, from which Scraps was formed, must have selected the gayest and brightest bits of cloth that ever were woven."

"It looked to me like nothing could be more beautiful," said Ozma. "Whoever created that patchwork quilt that Scraps was made from must have picked the brightest and most colorful pieces of fabric that were ever woven."

"I am glad you like her," said the Scarecrow in a satisfied tone. Although the straw man did not eat, not being made so he could, he often dined with Ozma and her companions, merely for the pleasure of talking with them. He sat at the table and had a napkin and plate, but the servants knew better than to offer him food. After a little while he asked: "Where is the Patchwork Girl now?"

"I’m glad you like her," said the Scarecrow with a pleased tone. Even though the straw man couldn’t eat, since he wasn’t built for it, he often spent mealtime with Ozma and her friends just to enjoy their conversation. He sat at the table with a napkin and plate, but the servants knew better than to offer him any food. After a bit, he asked, "Where is the Patchwork Girl now?"

218"In my room," replied Dorothy. "I've taken a fancy to her; she's so queer and—and—uncommon."

218"In my room," Dorothy said. "I've really taken a liking to her; she's so strange and—and—unique."

"She's half crazy, I think," added the Shaggy Man.

"She's kind of crazy, I think," added the Shaggy Man.

"But she is so beautiful!" exclaimed the Scarecrow, as if that fact disarmed all criticism. They all laughed at his enthusiasm, but the Scarecrow was quite serious. Seeing that he was interested in Scraps they forbore to say anything against her. The little band of friends Ozma had gathered around her was so quaintly assorted that much care must be exercised to avoid hurting their feelings or making any one of them unhappy. It was this considerate kindness that held them close friends and enabled them to enjoy one another's society.

"But she's so beautiful!" exclaimed the Scarecrow, as if that fact silenced all criticism. They all laughed at his excitement, but the Scarecrow was completely serious. Noticing his interest in Scraps, they refrained from saying anything negative about her. The little group of friends Ozma had gathered around her was so uniquely mixed that care had to be taken to avoid hurting anyone's feelings or making any of them upset. It was this thoughtful kindness that kept them close friends and allowed them to enjoy each other’s company.

Another thing they avoided was conversing on unpleasant subjects, and for that reason Ojo and his troubles were not mentioned during the dinner. The Shaggy Man, however, related his adventures with the monstrous plants which had219 seized and enfolded the travelers, and told how he had robbed Chiss, the giant porcupine, of the quills which it was accustomed to throw at people. Both Dorothy and Ozma were pleased with this exploit and thought it served Chiss right.

Another thing they avoided was talking about unpleasant topics, so Ojo and his troubles weren't mentioned during dinner. The Shaggy Man, however, shared his adventures with the monstrous plants that had219 grabbed and wrapped around the travelers, and he explained how he had stolen the quills from Chiss, the giant porcupine, which he usually threw at people. Both Dorothy and Ozma were impressed by this accomplishment and felt that Chiss got what he deserved.

Then they talked of the Woozy, which was the most remarkable animal any of them had ever before seen—except, perhaps, the live Sawhorse. Ozma had never known that her dominions contained such a thing as a Woozy, there being but one in existence and this being confined in his forest for many years. Dorothy said she believed the Woozy was a good beast, honest and faithful; but she added that she did not care much for the Glass Cat.

Then they talked about the Woozy, which was the most remarkable animal any of them had ever seen—except maybe the live Sawhorse. Ozma had never known that her land had something like a Woozy, since there was only one in existence and it had been stuck in its forest for many years. Dorothy said she thought the Woozy was a good creature, honest and loyal; but she also mentioned that she didn't really like the Glass Cat much.

"Still," said the Shaggy Man, "the Glass Cat is very pretty and if she were not so conceited over her pink brains no one would object to her as a companion."

"Still," said the Shaggy Man, "the Glass Cat is really pretty, and if she weren't so full of herself about her pink brains, nobody would mind having her around as a companion."

The Wizard had been eating silently until now, when he looked up and remarked:

The Wizard had been eating quietly until now, when he looked up and said:

"That Powder of Life which is made by the Crooked Magician is really a wonderful thing. But Dr. Pipt does not know its true value and he uses it in the most foolish ways."

"That Powder of Life created by the Crooked Magician is truly amazing. But Dr. Pipt doesn't understand its real worth and uses it in the most ridiculous ways."

"I must see about that," said Ozma, gravely. Then she smiled again and continued in a lighter tone: "It was Dr. Pipt's famous Powder of Life that enabled me to become the Ruler of Oz."

"I need to look into that," said Ozma seriously. Then she smiled again and continued in a more cheerful tone: "It was Dr. Pipt's famous Powder of Life that let me become the Ruler of Oz."

"I've never heard that story," said the Shaggy Man, looking at Ozma questioningly.

"I've never heard that story," said the Shaggy Man, looking at Ozma with curiosity.

220"Well, when I was a baby girl I was stolen by an old Witch named Mombi and transformed into a boy," began the girl Ruler. "I did not know who I was and when I grew big enough to work, the Witch made me wait upon her and carry wood for the fire and hoe in the garden. One day she came back from a journey bringing some of the Powder of Life, which Dr. Pipt had given her. I had made a pumpkin-headed man and set it up in her path to frighten her, for I was fond of fun and hated the Witch. But she knew what the figure was and to test her Powder of Life she sprinkled some of it on the man I had made. It came to life and is now our dear friend Jack Pumpkinhead. That night I ran away with Jack to escape punishment, and I took old Mombi's Powder of Life with me. During our journey we came upon a wooden Sawhorse standing by the road and I used the magic powder to bring it to life. The Sawhorse has been with me ever since. When I got to the Emerald City the good Sorceress, Glinda, knew who I was and restored me to my proper person, when I became the rightful Ruler of this land. So you see had not old Mombi brought home the Powder of Life I might never have run away from her and become Ozma of Oz, nor would we have had Jack Pumpkinhead and the Sawhorse to comfort and amuse us."

220"Well, when I was a baby girl, an old Witch named Mombi kidnapped me and turned me into a boy," the girl Ruler started. "I didn’t know who I was, and when I grew big enough to help out, the Witch made me serve her, carrying wood for the fire and working in the garden. One day, she returned from a trip with some of the Powder of Life that Dr. Pipt had given her. I had made a pumpkin-headed man and set it up in her path to scare her because I loved to have fun and hated the Witch. But she recognized the figure and, to test her Powder of Life, she sprinkled some on the man I had made. He came to life and is now our dear friend Jack Pumpkinhead. That night, I ran away with Jack to avoid getting punished, and I took old Mombi's Powder of Life with me. During our journey, we found a wooden Sawhorse by the side of the road, and I used the magic powder to bring it to life. The Sawhorse has been with me ever since. When I arrived at the Emerald City, the good Sorceress, Glinda, recognized who I was and restored me to my true form, making me the rightful Ruler of this land. So you see, if old Mombi hadn't brought home the Powder of Life, I might never have escaped her and become Ozma of Oz, nor would we have had Jack Pumpkinhead and the Sawhorse to comfort and entertain us."

That story interested the Shaggy Man very much, as well as the others, who had often heard it before. The dinner being now concluded, they all went to Ozma's drawing-room, where they passed a pleasant evening before it came time to retire.

That story really captivated the Shaggy Man, as well as the others who had heard it many times before. Once dinner was over, they all went to Ozma's drawing-room, where they enjoyed a nice evening until it was time to go to bed.

221 GLINDA GLINDA


OJO is forgiven

Chap. 18
223 Ojo is Forgiven
Chap. 18

THE next morning the Soldier with the Green Whiskers went to the prison and took Ojo away to the royal palace, where he was summoned to appear before the girl Ruler for judgment. Again the soldier put upon the boy the jeweled handcuffs and white prisoner's robe with the peaked top and holes for the eyes. Ojo was so ashamed, both of his disgrace and the fault he had committed, that he was glad to be covered up in this way, so that people could not see him or know who he was. He followed the Soldier with the Green Whiskers very willingly, anxious that his fate might be decided as soon as possible.

The next morning, the Soldier with the Green Whiskers went to the prison and took Ojo to the royal palace, where he was called to appear before the girl Ruler for judgment. Again, the soldier put jeweled handcuffs on the boy and dressed him in a white prisoner's robe with a peaked hood and holes for his eyes. Ojo felt so ashamed of his disgrace and the mistake he had made that he was actually relieved to be covered up like this, so people couldn't see him or know who he was. He followed the Soldier with the Green Whiskers eagerly, hoping his fate would be decided as soon as possible.

The inhabitants of the224 Emerald City were polite people and never jeered at the unfortunate; but it was so long since they had seen a prisoner that they cast many curious looks toward the boy and many of them hurried away to the royal palace to be present during the trial.

The people of the224 Emerald City were kind and never mocked those in trouble; however, it had been such a long time since they had seen a prisoner that they couldn't help but stare at the boy. Many of them rushed off to the royal palace to watch the trial.

When Ojo was escorted into the great Throne Room of the palace he found hundreds of people assembled there. In the magnificent emerald throne, which sparkled with countless jewels, sat Ozma of Oz in her Robe of State, which was embroidered with emeralds and pearls. On her right, but a little lower, was Dorothy, and on her left the Scarecrow. Still lower, but nearly in front of Ozma, sat the wonderful Wizard of Oz and on a small table beside him was the golden vase from Dorothy's room, into which Scraps had dropped the stolen clover.

When Ojo was brought into the grand Throne Room of the palace, he saw hundreds of people gathered there. On the magnificent emerald throne, which sparkled with countless jewels, sat Ozma of Oz in her Robe of State, embroidered with emeralds and pearls. To her right, but slightly lower, was Dorothy, and to her left was the Scarecrow. Sitting lower still, but almost directly in front of Ozma, was the amazing Wizard of Oz, and on a small table beside him was the golden vase from Dorothy's room, into which Scraps had tossed the stolen clover.

At Ozma's feet crouched two enormous beasts, each the largest and most powerful of its kind. Although these beasts were quite free, no one present was alarmed by them; for the Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger were well known and respected in the Emerald City and they always guarded the Ruler when she held high court in the Throne Room. There was still another beast present, but this one Dorothy held in her arms, for it was her constant companion, the little dog Toto. Toto knew the Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger and often played and romped with them, for they were good friends.

At Ozma's feet sat two huge beasts, each the largest and strongest of their kind. Even though these beasts were completely free, no one there felt threatened by them; the Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger were well known and admired in the Emerald City, and they always protected the Ruler when she held court in the Throne Room. There was one more beast present, but this one was in Dorothy's arms, as it was her constant companion, the little dog Toto. Toto was familiar with the Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger and often played and frolicked with them since they were good friends.

Seated on ivory chairs before Ozma, with a clear space between them and the throne, were many of the nobility of the225 Emerald City, lords and ladies in beautiful costumes, and officials of the kingdom in the royal uniforms of Oz. Behind these courtiers were others of less importance, filling the great hall to the very doors.

Seated on ivory chairs in front of Ozma, with a clear space between them and the throne, were many of the nobility of the225 Emerald City, lords and ladies in gorgeous outfits, and kingdom officials in Oz's royal uniforms. Behind these courtiers were others of lesser importance, filling the great hall up to the doors.

At the same moment that the Soldier with the Green Whiskers arrived with Ojo, the Shaggy Man entered from a side door, escorting the Patchwork Girl, the Woozy and the Glass Cat. All these came to the vacant space before the throne and stood facing the Ruler.

At the same time the Soldier with the Green Whiskers arrived with Ojo, the Shaggy Man walked in from a side door, bringing the Patchwork Girl, the Woozy, and the Glass Cat. They all gathered in the empty space in front of the throne and faced the Ruler.

"Hullo, Ojo," said Scraps; "how are you?"

"Hello, Ojo," said Scraps; "how's it going?"

"All right," he replied; but the scene awed the boy and his voice trembled a little with fear. Nothing could awe the Patchwork Girl, and although the Woozy was somewhat uneasy in these splendid surroundings the Glass Cat was delighted with the sumptuousness of the court and the impressiveness of the occasion—pretty big words but quite expressive.

"Okay," he said; but the scene amazed the boy and his voice shook a bit with fear. Nothing could impress the Patchwork Girl, and while the Woozy felt a bit uncomfortable in these lavish surroundings, the Glass Cat was thrilled by the richness of the court and the grandeur of the event—pretty big words, but very fitting.

At a sign from Ozma the soldier removed Ojo's white robe and the boy stood face to face with the girl who was to decide his punishment. He saw at a glance how lovely and sweet she was, and his heart gave a bound of joy, for he hoped she would be merciful.

At a nod from Ozma, the soldier took off Ojo's white robe, and the boy stood in front of the girl who would determine his punishment. He instantly noticed how beautiful and kind she was, and his heart leaped with joy, as he hoped she would be compassionate.

Ozma sat looking at the prisoner a long time. Then she said gently:

Ozma sat quietly, observing the prisoner for a long while. Finally, she spoke softly:

"One of the Laws of Oz forbids anyone to pick a six-leaved clover. You are accused of having broken this Law, even after you had been warned not to do so."226

"One of the Laws of Oz prohibits anyone from picking a six-leaved clover. You are charged with violating this Law, even after being warned not to do so."226

227 I demand that you set this poor Munchkin Boy free

228 Ojo hung his head and while he hesitated how to reply the Patchwork Girl stepped forward and spoke for him.

228 Ojo lowered his head, and while he thought about how to respond, the Patchwork Girl stepped forward and spoke for him.

"All this fuss is about nothing at all," she said, facing Ozma unabashed. "You can't prove he picked the six-leaved clover, so you've no right to accuse him of it. Search him, if you like, but you won't find the clover; look in his basket and you'll find it's not there. He hasn't got it, so I demand that you set this poor Munchkin boy free."

"All this drama is about nothing at all," she said, looking Ozma in the eye without any shame. "You can't prove he picked the six-leaved clover, so you have no right to accuse him of that. Search him if you want, but you won't find the clover; check his basket and you'll see it's not there. He doesn't have it, so I insist that you let this poor Munchkin boy go free."

The people of Oz listened to this defiance in amazement and wondered at the queer Patchwork Girl who dared talk so boldly to their Ruler. But Ozma sat silent and motionless and it was the little Wizard who answered Scraps.

The people of Oz listened to this challenge in amazement and marveled at the strange Patchwork Girl who dared to speak so boldly to their Ruler. But Ozma remained silent and still, and it was the little Wizard who responded to Scraps.

"So the clover hasn't been picked, eh?" he said. "I think it has. I think the boy hid it in his basket, and then gave the basket to you. I also think you dropped the clover into this vase, which stood in Princess Dorothy's room, hoping to get rid of it so it would not prove the boy guilty. You're a stranger here, Miss Patches, and so you don't know that nothing can be hidden from our powerful Ruler's Magic Picture—nor from the watchful eyes of the humble Wizard of Oz. Look, all of you!" With these words he waved his hands toward the vase on the table, which Scraps now noticed for the first time.

"So the clover hasn't been picked, huh?" he said. "I think it has. I believe the boy hid it in his basket and then handed the basket to you. I also think you accidentally dropped the clover into this vase, which was in Princess Dorothy's room, hoping to get rid of it so it wouldn't prove the boy guilty. You're new here, Miss Patches, so you might not know that nothing can be hidden from our powerful Ruler's Magic Picture—or from the watchful eyes of the humble Wizard of Oz. Look, everyone!" With that, he waved his hands towards the vase on the table, which Scraps now noticed for the first time.

From the mouth of the vase a plant sprouted, slowly growing before their eyes until it became a beautiful bush, and on the topmost branch appeared the six-leaved clover which Ojo had unfortunately picked.

From the opening of the vase, a plant started to grow, steadily flourishing right before their eyes until it turned into a beautiful bush, and at the very top branch, the six-leaved clover that Ojo had sadly picked emerged.

229The Patchwork Girl looked at the clover and said: "Oh, so you've found it. Very well; prove he picked it, if you can."

229The Patchwork Girl looked at the clover and said: "Oh, so you found it. Alright; show me that he picked it, if you can."

Ozma turned to Ojo.

Ozma faced Ojo.

"Did you pick the six-leaved clover?" she asked.

"Did you find the six-leaf clover?" she asked.

"Yes," he replied. "I knew it was against the Law, but I wanted to save Unc Nunkie and I was afraid if I asked your consent to pick it you would refuse me."

"Yeah," he said. "I knew it was against the law, but I wanted to save Unc Nunkie and I was scared that if I asked for your permission to pick it, you would say no."

"What caused you to think that?" asked the Ruler.

"What made you think that?" asked the Ruler.

"Why, it seemed to me a foolish law, unjust and unreasonable. Even now I can see no harm in picking a six-leaved clover. And I—I had not seen the Emerald City, then, nor you, and I thought a girl who would make such a silly Law would not be likely to help anyone in trouble."

"Honestly, it seemed like a dumb law, unfair and unreasonable. Even now I can’t see any issue with picking a six-leaved clover. And I— I hadn’t seen the Emerald City yet, nor had I met you, and I figured a girl who would create such a silly law wouldn’t be someone who could help anyone in trouble."

Ozma regarded him musingly, her chin resting upon her hand; but she was not angry. On the contrary she smiled a little at her thoughts and then grew sober again.

Ozma looked at him thoughtfully, resting her chin on her hand; but she wasn't angry. In fact, she smiled a bit at her thoughts before becoming serious again.

"I suppose a good many laws seem foolish to those people who do not understand them," she said; "but no law is ever made without some purpose, and that purpose is usually to protect all the people and guard their welfare. As you are a stranger, I will explain this Law which to you seems so foolish. Years ago there were many Witches and Magicians in the Land of Oz, and one of the things they often used in making their magic charms and transformations was a six-leaved clover. These Witches and Magicians caused so much trouble among my people, often using their powers for evil rather than good,230 that I decided to forbid anyone to practice magic or sorcery except Glinda the Good and her assistant, the Wizard of Oz, both of whom I can trust to use their arts only to benefit my people and to make them happier. Since I issued that Law the Land of Oz has been far more peaceful and quiet; but I learned that some of the Witches and Magicians were still practicing magic on the sly and using the six-leaved clovers to make their potions and charms. Therefore I made another Law forbidding anyone from plucking a six-leaved clover or from gathering other plants and herbs which the Witches boil in their kettles to work magic with. That has almost put an end to wicked sorcery in our land, so you see the Law was not a foolish one, but wise and just; and, in any event, it is wrong to disobey a Law."

"I guess a lot of laws seem silly to people who don’t understand them," she said. "But every law is created for a reason, usually to protect everyone and ensure their well-being. Since you're a stranger, I'll explain this law that seems so ridiculous to you. Years ago, there were many witches and magicians in the Land of Oz, and one of the things they often used to create their magical charms and transformations was a six-leaved clover. These witches and magicians caused a lot of trouble for my people, often using their powers for bad instead of good,230 so I decided to prohibit anyone from practicing magic or sorcery except Glinda the Good and her assistant, the Wizard of Oz, both of whom I trust to use their powers for the benefit of my people and to bring them happiness. Since I put that law into place, the Land of Oz has been much more peaceful and calm; however, I discovered that some witches and magicians were still secretly practicing magic and using six-leaved clovers to make their potions and charms. So I created another law banning anyone from picking a six-leaved clover or gathering other plants and herbs that witches use in their cauldrons to practice magic. That has nearly eliminated wicked sorcery in our land, so you see, the law wasn’t foolish but wise and fair; and, in any case, it’s wrong to disobey a law."

Ojo knew she was right and felt greatly mortified to realize he had acted and spoken so ridiculously. But he raised his head and looked Ozma in the face, saying:

Ojo knew she was right and felt really embarrassed to realize he had acted and spoken so foolishly. But he lifted his head and looked Ozma in the face, saying:

"I am sorry I have acted wrongly and broken your Law. I did it to save Unc Nunkie, and thought I would not be found out. But I am guilty of this act and whatever punishment you think I deserve I will suffer willingly."

"I’m sorry for acting wrong and breaking your rules. I did it to save Unc Nunkie and thought I wouldn’t get caught. But I know I’m guilty of this act, and I’m ready to face whatever punishment you think I should have."

Ozma smiled more brightly, then, and nodded graciously.

Ozma smiled more brightly and nodded graciously.

"You are forgiven," she said. "For, although you have committed a serious fault, you are now penitent and I think you have been punished enough. Soldier, release Ojo the Lucky and—"

"You’re forgiven," she said. "Even though you’ve made a serious mistake, you’re sorry now, and I believe you’ve suffered enough. Soldier, let Ojo the Lucky go—"

"I beg your pardon; I'm Ojo the Unlucky," said the boy.

"I’m sorry; I’m Ojo the Unlucky," said the boy.

231"At this moment you are lucky," said she. "Release him, Soldier, and let him go free."

231 "Right now, you're fortunate," she said. "Let him go, Soldier, and set him free."

The people were glad to hear Ozma's decree and murmured their approval. As the royal audience was now over, they began to leave the Throne Room and soon there were none remaining except Ojo and his friends and Ozma and her favorites.

The crowd was happy to hear Ozma's announcement and whispered their agreement. As the royal audience came to an end, they started to exit the Throne Room, and soon only Ojo and his friends, along with Ozma and her close companions, were left.

The girl Ruler now asked Ojo to sit down and tell her all his story, which he did, beginning at the time he had left his home in the forest and ending with his arrival at the Emerald City and his arrest. Ozma listened attentively and was thoughtful for some moments after the boy had finished speaking. Then she said:

The girl Ruler now asked Ojo to sit down and tell her his entire story, which he did, starting from the moment he left his home in the forest and finishing with his arrival at the Emerald City and his arrest. Ozma listened closely and seemed deep in thought for a few moments after he finished speaking. Then she said:

"The Crooked Magician was wrong to make the Glass Cat and the Patchwork Girl, for it was against the Law. And if he had not unlawfully kept the bottle of Liquid of Petrifaction standing on his shelf, the accident to his wife Margolotte and to Unc Nunkie could not have occurred. I can understand, however, that Ojo, who loves his uncle, will be unhappy unless he can save him. Also I feel it is wrong to leave those two victims standing as marble statues, when they ought to be alive. So I propose we allow Dr. Pipt to make the magic charm which will save them, and that we assist Ojo to find the things he is seeking. What do you think, Wizard?"

"The Crooked Magician was wrong to create the Glass Cat and the Patchwork Girl because it broke the Law. If he hadn't illegally kept the bottle of Liquid of Petrifaction on his shelf, the accident that affected his wife Margolotte and Unc Nunkie wouldn't have happened. I do understand that Ojo, who cares about his uncle, will be upset unless he can rescue him. I also think it's unfair to leave those two victims as marble statues when they should be living. So I suggest we let Dr. Pipt make the magic charm to save them, and that we help Ojo find what he needs. What do you think, Wizard?"

"That is perhaps the best thing to do," replied the Wizard. "But after the Crooked Magician has restored those poor people to life you must take away his magic powers."

"Maybe that’s the best thing to do," replied the Wizard. "But after the Crooked Magician brings those poor people back to life, you have to take away his magic powers."

232"I will," promised Ozma.

"I will," Ozma promised.

"Now tell me, please, what magic things must you find?" continued the Wizard, addressing Ojo.

"Now tell me, please, what magical items do you need to find?" continued the Wizard, speaking to Ojo.

"The three hairs from the Woozy's tail I have," said the boy. "That is, I have the Woozy, and the hairs are in his tail. The six-leaved clover I—I—"

"The three hairs from the Woozy's tail I have," said the boy. "That is, I have the Woozy, and the hairs are in his tail. The six-leaved clover I—I—"

"You may take it and keep it," said Ozma. "That will not be breaking the Law, for it is already picked, and the crime of picking it is forgiven."

"You can take it and keep it," said Ozma. "That won’t break the Law since it’s already been picked, and the act of picking it is forgiven."

"Thank you!" cried Ojo gratefully. Then he continued: "The next thing I must find is a gill of water from a dark well."

"Thank you!" Ojo exclaimed gratefully. Then he added, "The next thing I need to find is a gill of water from a dark well."

The Wizard shook his head. "That," said he, "will be a hard task, but if you travel far enough you may discover it."

The Wizard shook his head. "That," he said, "will be a tough challenge, but if you go far enough, you might find it."

"I am willing to travel for years, if it will save Unc Nunkie," declared Ojo, earnestly.

"I'll travel for years if it means saving Unc Nunkie," Ojo said earnestly.

"Then you'd better begin your journey at once," advised the Wizard.

"Then you should start your journey right away," suggested the Wizard.

Dorothy had been listening with interest to this conversation. Now she turned to Ozma and asked: "May I go with Ojo, to help him?"

Dorothy had been listening closely to the conversation. Now she turned to Ozma and asked, "Can I go with Ojo to help him?"

"Would you like to?" returned Ozma.

"Do you want to?" Ozma replied.

"Yes. I know Oz pretty well, but Ojo doesn't know it at all. I'm sorry for his uncle and poor Margolotte and I'd like to help save them. May I go?"

"Yeah. I know Oz pretty well, but Ojo doesn't know it at all. I feel bad for his uncle and poor Margolotte, and I want to help save them. Can I go?"

"If you wish to," replied Ozma.

"If you want to," replied Ozma.

"If Dorothy goes, then I must go to take care of her," said233 the Scarecrow, decidedly. "A dark well can only be discovered in some out-of-the-way place, and there may be dangers there."

"If Dorothy is going, then I have to go too to take care of her," said233 the Scarecrow firmly. "You can only find a dark well in a hidden spot, and there could be dangers there."

"You have my permission to accompany Dorothy," said Ozma. "And while you are gone I will take care of the Patchwork Girl."

"You can go with Dorothy," said Ozma. "And while you're gone, I'll look after the Patchwork Girl."

"I'll take care of myself," announced Scraps, "for I'm going with the Scarecrow and Dorothy. I promised Ojo to help him find the things he wants and I'll stick to my promise."

"I'll look after myself," said Scraps, "because I'm going with the Scarecrow and Dorothy. I promised Ojo I'd help him find what he needs, and I'm going to keep that promise."

"Very well," replied Ozma. "But I see no need for Ojo to take the Glass Cat and the Woozy."

"Alright," said Ozma. "But I don't see why Ojo needs to take the Glass Cat and the Woozy."

"I prefer to remain here," said the cat. "I've nearly been nicked half a dozen times, already, and if they're going into dangers it's best for me to keep away from them."

"I'd rather stay here," said the cat. "I've almost gotten caught half a dozen times already, and if they're getting into trouble, it's better for me to stay out of it."

"Let Jellia Jamb keep her till Ojo returns," suggested Dorothy. "We won't need to take the Woozy, either, but he ought to be saved because of the three hairs in his tail."

"Let Jellia Jamb hold onto her until Ojo comes back," Dorothy suggested. "We don't need to take the Woozy either, but he should be saved because of the three hairs in his tail."

"Better take me along," said the Woozy. "My eyes can flash fire, you know, and I can growl—a little."

"Better take me with you," said the Woozy. "My eyes can light up like fire, you know, and I can growl—a bit."

"I'm sure you'll be safer here," Ozma decided, and the Woozy made no further objection to the plan.

"I'm sure you'll be safer here," Ozma said, and the Woozy didn't object to the plan anymore.

After consulting together they decided that Ojo and his party should leave the very next day to search for the gill of water from a dark well, so they now separated to make preparations for the journey.

After discussing it together, they decided that Ojo and his group should leave the very next day to find the water source from a dark well, so they parted ways to get ready for the journey.

Ozma gave the Munchkin boy a room in the palace for that night and the afternoon he passed with Dorothy—getting acquainted,234 as she said—and receiving advice from the Shaggy Man as to where they must go. The Shaggy Man had wandered in many parts of Oz, and so had Dorothy, for that matter, yet neither of them knew where a dark well was to be found.

Ozma gave the Munchkin boy a room in the palace for the night, and he spent the afternoon with Dorothy—getting to know each other, as she put it—and getting advice from the Shaggy Man about where they needed to go. The Shaggy Man had traveled to many places in Oz, and so had Dorothy, but neither of them knew where to find a dark well.

"If such a thing is anywhere in the settled parts of Oz," said Dorothy, "we'd prob'ly have heard of it long ago. If it's in the wild parts of the country, no one there would need a dark well. P'raps there isn't such a thing."

"If there's anything like that in the established areas of Oz," said Dorothy, "we probably would have heard about it a long time ago. If it's in the wild parts of the country, then no one there would care about a dark well. Maybe there isn’t such a thing."

"Oh, there must be!" returned Ojo, positively; "or else the recipe of Dr. Pipt wouldn't call for it."

"Oh, there has to be!" Ojo replied firmly; "otherwise, Dr. Pipt's recipe wouldn't require it."

"That's true," agreed Dorothy; "and, if it's anywhere in the Land of Oz, we're bound to find it."

"That's true," Dorothy agreed. "And if it's anywhere in the Land of Oz, we're definitely going to find it."

"Well, we're bound to search for it, anyhow," said the Scarecrow. "As for finding it, we must trust to luck."

"Well, we're definitely going to search for it, anyway," said the Scarecrow. "As for actually finding it, we just have to rely on luck."

"Don't do that," begged Ojo, earnestly. "I'm called Ojo the Unlucky, you know."

"Please don't do that," Ojo pleaded sincerely. "You know I'm known as Ojo the Unlucky."


TROUBLE with the TOTTENHOTS

Chap. 19
235 Trouble with the Tottenhots
Chap. 19

A DAY'S journey from the Emerald City brought the little band of adventurers to the home of Jack Pumpkinhead, which was a house formed from the shell of an immense pumpkin. Jack had made it himself and was very proud of it. There was a door, and several windows, and through the top was stuck a stovepipe that led from a small stove inside. The door was reached by a flight of three steps and there was a good floor on which was arranged some furniture that was quite comfortable.

A day's journey from the Emerald City brought the little group of adventurers to Jack Pumpkinhead's home, which was a house made from the shell of a huge pumpkin. Jack had built it himself and was really proud of it. It had a door and several windows, with a stovepipe sticking out from the top that led to a small stove inside. You reached the door by climbing up three steps, and there was a nice floor with some pretty comfortable furniture arranged on it.

It is certain that Jack Pumpkinhead might have had a much finer house to live in had he wanted it, for Ozma loved the stupid fellow, who had been her earliest companion; but236 Jack preferred his pumpkin house, as it matched himself very well, and in this he was not so stupid, after all.

It’s clear that Jack Pumpkinhead could have had a much nicer house if he wanted, because Ozma cared for him deeply, considering him one of her first friends; but236 Jack liked his pumpkin house because it suited him perfectly, and in this, he wasn’t so foolish after all.

The body of this remarkable person was made of wood, branches of trees of various sizes having been used for the purpose. This wooden framework was covered by a red shirt—with white spots in it—blue trousers, a yellow vest, a jacket of green-and-gold and stout leather shoes. The neck was a sharpened stick on which the pumpkin head was set, and the eyes, ears, nose and mouth were carved on the skin of the pumpkin, very like a child's jack-o'-lantern.

The body of this remarkable person was made of wood, using branches of trees of different sizes. This wooden frame was dressed in a red shirt with white spots, blue pants, a yellow vest, a green-and-gold jacket, and sturdy leather shoes. The neck was a sharpened stick where the pumpkin head was placed, and the eyes, ears, nose, and mouth were carved into the pumpkin’s surface, similar to a child's jack-o'-lantern.

The house of this interesting creation stood in the center of a vast pumpkin-field, where the vines grew in profusion and237 bore pumpkins of extraordinary size as well as those which were smaller. Some of the pumpkins now ripening on the vines were almost as large as Jack's house, and he told Dorothy he intended to add another pumpkin to his mansion.

The house of this intriguing creation was located in the middle of a huge pumpkin field, where the vines thrived and237 produced pumpkins of all sizes, including some that were enormous. Some of the pumpkins ripening on the vines were almost as big as Jack's house, and he told Dorothy he planned to add another pumpkin to his home.

The travelers were cordially welcomed to this quaint domicile and invited to pass the night there, which they had planned to do. The Patchwork Girl was greatly interested in Jack and examined him admiringly.

The travelers received a warm welcome to this charming home and were invited to spend the night there, which they intended to do. The Patchwork Girl was very intrigued by Jack and looked at him with admiration.

"You are quite handsome," she said; "but not as really beautiful as the Scarecrow."

"You look really good," she said, "but you're not as truly beautiful as the Scarecrow."

Jack turned, at this, to examine the Scarecrow critically, and his old friend slyly winked one painted eye at him.

Jack turned to look at the Scarecrow closely, and his old friend slyly winked one painted eye at him.

238 "There is no accounting for tastes," remarked the Pumpkinhead, with a sigh. "An old crow once told me I was very fascinating, but of course the bird might have been mistaken. Yet I have noticed that the crows usually avoid the Scarecrow, who is a very honest fellow, in his way, but stuffed. I am not stuffed, you will observe; my body is good solid hickory."

238 "There’s no accounting for tastes," the Pumpkinhead said with a sigh. "An old crow once told me I was quite interesting, but of course, the bird might have been wrong. Still, I’ve noticed that the crows typically stay away from the Scarecrow, who is a decent guy in his own right, but he’s stuffed. I’m not stuffed, as you can see; my body is good solid hickory."

"I adore stuffing," said the Patchwork Girl.

"I love stuffing," said the Patchwork Girl.

"Well, as for that, my head is stuffed with pumpkin-seeds," declared Jack. "I use them for brains, and when they are fresh I am intellectual. Just now, I regret to say, my seeds are rattling a bit, so I must soon get another head."

"Well, regarding that, my head is full of pumpkin seeds," Jack declared. "I use them for brains, and when they're fresh, I'm smart. Right now, I regret to say, my seeds are rattling around a bit, so I need to get a new head soon."

"Oh; do you change your head?" asked Ojo.

"Oh, do you change your mind?" asked Ojo.

"To be sure. Pumpkins are not permanent, more's the pity, and in time they spoil. That is why I grow such a great field of pumpkins—that I may select a new head whenever necessary."

"You're right. Pumpkins aren't forever, which is unfortunate, and eventually, they go bad. That's why I cultivate such a large pumpkin patch—so I can pick a new one whenever I need to."

"Who carves the faces on them?" inquired the boy.

"Who carves the faces on them?" the boy asked.

"I do that myself. I lift off my old head, place it on a table before me, and use the face for a pattern to go by. Sometimes the faces I carve are better than others—more expressive and cheerful, you know—but I think they average very well."

"I do that myself. I take off my old head, set it on a table in front of me, and use the face as a template. Sometimes the faces I carve turn out better than others—more expressive and cheerful, you know—but I think they average out pretty well."

Before she had started on the journey Dorothy had packed a knapsack with the things she might need, and this knapsack the Scarecrow carried strapped to his back. The little girl wore a plain gingham dress and a checked sunbonnet, as she knew they were best fitted for travel. Ojo also had brought along his239 basket, to which Ozma had added a bottle of "Square Meal Tablets" and some fruit. But Jack Pumpkinhead grew a lot of things in his garden besides pumpkins, so he cooked for them a fine vegetable soup and gave Dorothy, Ojo and Toto, the only ones who found it necessary to eat, a pumpkin pie and some green cheese. For beds they must use the sweet dried grasses which Jack had strewn along one side of the room, but that satisfied Dorothy and Ojo very well. Toto, of course, slept beside his little mistress.

Before she started her journey, Dorothy packed a backpack with the things she might need, and the Scarecrow carried this backpack strapped to his back. The little girl wore a simple gingham dress and a checked sunhat, knowing they were best for traveling. Ojo also brought along his239 basket, which Ozma had filled with a bottle of "Square Meal Tablets" and some fruit. However, Jack Pumpkinhead grew many things in his garden besides pumpkins, so he made them a delicious vegetable soup and gave Dorothy, Ojo, and Toto, the only ones who needed to eat, a pumpkin pie and some green cheese. For beds, they had to use the sweet dried grasses that Jack had spread along one side of the room, but that satisfied Dorothy and Ojo just fine. Toto, of course, slept beside his little owner.

The Scarecrow, Scraps and the Pumpkinhead were tireless and had no need to sleep, so they sat up and talked together all night; but they stayed outside the house, under the bright stars, and talked in low tones so as not to disturb the sleepers. During the conversation the Scarecrow explained their quest for a dark well, and asked Jack's advice where to find it.

The Scarecrow, Scraps, and the Pumpkinhead were full of energy and didn’t need to sleep, so they stayed up and chatted all night; they kept outside the house, under the bright stars, and spoke softly to avoid waking anyone. During their talk, the Scarecrow explained their search for a dark well and asked Jack for advice on where to find it.

The Pumpkinhead considered the matter gravely.

The Pumpkinhead thought about it seriously.

"That is going to be a difficult task," said he, "and if I were you I'd take any ordinary well and enclose it, so as to make it dark."

"That’s going to be a tough job," he said, "and if I were you, I’d just take any regular well and cover it up to keep it dark."

"I fear that wouldn't do," replied the Scarecrow. "The well must be naturally dark, and the water must never have seen the light of day, for otherwise the magic charm might not work at all."

"I don’t think that would work," replied the Scarecrow. "The well has to be naturally dark, and the water must never have seen the light of day, because otherwise, the magic charm might not work at all."

"How much of the water do you need?" asked Jack.

"How much water do you need?" asked Jack.

"A gill."

"A gill."

"How much is a gill?"

"What's the price of a gill?"

240"Why—a gill is a gill, of course," answered the Scarecrow, who did not wish to display his ignorance.

240"Well, a gill is a gill, obviously," replied the Scarecrow, not wanting to reveal his lack of knowledge.

"I know!" cried Scraps. "Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch—"

"I know!" shouted Scraps. "Jack and Jill went up the hill to get—"

"No, no; that's wrong," interrupted the Scarecrow. "There are two kinds of gills, I think; one is a girl, and the other is—"

"No, no; that's wrong," interrupted the Scarecrow. "There are two kinds of gills, I think; one is a girl, and the other is—"

"A gillyflower," said Jack.

"A gillyflower," Jack said.

"No; a measure."

"No; a measurement."

"How big a measure?"

"How big is the measure?"

"Well, I'll ask Dorothy."

"Okay, I'll ask Dorothy."

So next morning they asked Dorothy, and she said:

So the next morning, they asked Dorothy, and she said:

"I don't just know how much a gill is, but I've brought along a gold flask that holds a pint. That's more than a gill, I'm sure, and the Crooked Magician may measure it to suit himself. But the thing that's bothering us most, Jack, is to find the well."

"I don't just know how much a gill is, but I've brought a gold flask that holds a pint. That's definitely more than a gill, and the Crooked Magician can measure it however he likes. But what’s really bothering us, Jack, is finding the well."

Jack gazed around the landscape, for he was standing in the doorway of his house.

Jack looked around the landscape as he stood in the doorway of his house.

"This is a flat country, so you won't find any dark wells here," said he. "You must go into the mountains, where rocks and caverns are."

"This is a flat country, so you won't find any deep wells here," he said. "You have to go into the mountains, where there are rocks and caves."

"And where is that?" asked Ojo.

"And where is that?" Ojo asked.

"In the Quadling Country, which lies south of here," replied the Scarecrow. "I've known all along that we must go to the mountains."

"In the Quadling Country, which is to the south of here," replied the Scarecrow. "I've always known we need to head to the mountains."

"So have I," said Dorothy.

"Me too," said Dorothy.

241"But—goodness me!—the Quadling Country is full of dangers," declared Jack. "I've never been there myself, but—"

241 "But—wow!—the Quadling Country is packed with dangers," said Jack. "I've never been there myself, but—"

"I have," said the Scarecrow. "I've faced the dreadful Hammerheads, which have no arms and butt you like a goat; and I've faced the Fighting Trees, which bend down their branches to pound and whip you, and had many other adventures there."

"I have," said the Scarecrow. "I've dealt with the terrifying Hammerheads, which have no arms and butt like a goat; and I've confronted the Fighting Trees, which bend down their branches to hit and whip you, and I've had many other adventures there."

"It's a wild country," remarked Dorothy, soberly, "and if we go there we're sure to have troubles of our own. But I guess we'll have to go, if we want that gill of water from the dark well."

"It's a crazy place," Dorothy said seriously, "and if we go there, we're definitely going to have our own troubles. But I suppose we have to go if we want that bit of water from the dark well."

So they said good-bye to the Pumpkinhead and resumed their travels, heading now directly toward the South Country, where mountains and rocks and caverns and forests of great trees abounded. This part of the Land of Oz, while it belonged to Ozma and owed her allegiance, was so wild and secluded that many queer peoples hid in its jungles and lived in their own way, without even a knowledge that they had a Ruler in the Emerald City. If they were left alone, these creatures never troubled the inhabitants of the rest of Oz, but those who invaded their domains encountered many dangers from them.

So they said goodbye to the Pumpkinhead and continued their journey, now heading straight to the South Country, where mountains, rocks, caves, and huge forests were plentiful. This part of the Land of Oz, although it belonged to Ozma and recognized her rule, was so wild and remote that many strange beings lived hidden in its jungles, following their own ways without even knowing that they had a ruler in the Emerald City. If left undisturbed, these creatures never bothered the other residents of Oz, but anyone who trespassed into their territory faced many dangers from them.

It was a two days' journey from Jack Pumpkinhead's house to the edge of the Quadling Country, for neither Dorothy nor Ojo could walk very fast and they often stopped by the wayside to rest. The first night they slept on the broad fields,242 among the buttercups and daisies, and the Scarecrow covered the children with a gauze blanket taken from his knapsack, so they would not be chilled by the night air. Toward evening of the second day they reached a sandy plain where walking was difficult; but some distance before them they saw a group of palm trees, with many curious black dots under them; so they trudged bravely on to reach that place by dark and spend the night under the shelter of the trees.

It took two days to get from Jack Pumpkinhead's house to the edge of the Quadling Country because neither Dorothy nor Ojo could walk very fast, and they frequently stopped to rest. The first night, they slept in the open fields,242 surrounded by buttercups and daisies, while the Scarecrow covered the kids with a gauze blanket from his knapsack to keep them warm in the cool night air. By the evening of the second day, they arrived at a sandy plain where walking was tough, but ahead, they spotted a group of palm trees with a bunch of strange black dots underneath them, so they pushed on to reach that spot by nightfall and spend the night sheltered by the trees.

The black dots grew larger as they advanced and although the light was dim Dorothy thought they looked like big kettles turned upside down. Just beyond this place a jumble of huge, jagged rocks lay scattered, rising to the mountains behind them.

The black dots got bigger as they moved closer, and even though the light was low, Dorothy thought they looked like huge kettles flipped upside down. Just past this spot, a mess of giant, sharp rocks was strewn about, leading up to the mountains behind them.

243Our travelers preferred to attempt to climb these rocks by daylight, and they realized that for a time this would be their last night on the plains.

243Our travelers decided to try climbing these rocks during the day, and they understood that for a while, this would be their final night on the plains.

Twilight had fallen by the time they came to the trees, beneath which were the black, circular objects they had marked from a distance. Dozens of them were scattered around and Dorothy bent near to one, which was about as tall as she was, to examine it more closely. As she did so the top flew open and out popped a small creature, rising its length into the air and then plumping down upon the ground just beside the little girl. Another and another popped out of the circular, pot-like dwelling, while from all the other black objects came popping244 more creatures—very like jumping-jacks when their boxes are unhooked—until fully a hundred stood gathered around our little group of travelers.

Twilight had set in by the time they reached the trees, where the black, circular objects they had noticed from afar were located. Dozens of them were scattered around, and Dorothy leaned down to get a closer look at one that was about her height. As she did, the top suddenly sprang open, and a small creature popped out, stretching up into the air before landing right next to the little girl. One after another, more creatures jumped out of the circular, pot-like dwelling, while from all the other black objects, even more creatures emerged—similar to jumping-jacks when their boxes are unlatched—until nearly a hundred had gathered around our little group of travelers.

By this time Dorothy had discovered they were people, tiny and curiously formed, but still people. Their hair stood straight up, like wires, and was brilliant scarlet in color. Their bodies were bare except for skins fastened around their waists and they wore bracelets on their ankles and wrists, and necklaces, and great pendant earrings.

By this point, Dorothy realized they were people—small and oddly shaped, but still people. Their hair stood up straight like wires and was a bright red color. Their bodies were mostly bare except for some skins tied around their waists, and they wore bracelets on their ankles and wrists, along with necklaces and large dangling earrings.

Toto crouched beside his mistress and wailed as if he did not like these strange creatures a bit. Scraps began to mutter something about "hoppity, poppity, jumpity, dump!" but no one paid any attention to her. Ojo kept close to the Scarecrow and the Scarecrow kept close to Dorothy; but the little girl turned to the queer creatures and asked:

Toto hunched down next to his owner and howled like he wasn't a fan of these strange beings at all. Scraps started to mumble something about "hoppity, poppity, jumpity, dump!" but nobody paid her any mind. Ojo stayed close to the Scarecrow, and the Scarecrow stayed close to Dorothy; but the little girl turned to the odd creatures and asked:

"Who are you?"

"What's your name?"

They answered this question all together, in a sort of chanting chorus, the words being as follows:

They all answered this question together, in a sort of chanting chorus, with the following words:

"We're the cheerful Tottenhots;
We aren't fans of the day,
But at night, we find joy To frolic, jump, and play.
"We dislike the sun and flee from it,
The moon is cool and clear,245
So at this location, each Tottenhot
Waits for it to show up.
"We're all full of fun,
And full of mischief, too; But if you're gay, come join us. "We won't hurt you."

"Glad to meet you, Tottenhots," said the Scarecrow solemnly. "But you mustn't expect us to play with you all night, for we've traveled all day and some of us are tired."

"Nice to meet you, Tottenhots," said the Scarecrow solemnly. "But you can’t expect us to play with you all night because we've traveled all day, and some of us are tired."

"And we never gamble," added the Patchwork Girl. "It's against the Law."

"And we never gamble," the Patchwork Girl said. "It's against the law."

These remarks were greeted with shouts of laughter by the impish creatures and one seized the Scarecrow's arm and was astonished to find the straw man whirl around so easily. So the Tottenhot raised the Scarecrow high in the air and tossed him over the heads of the crowd. Some one caught him and tossed him back, and so with shouts of glee they continued throwing the Scarecrow here and there, as if he had been a basket-ball.

These comments were met with bursts of laughter from the mischievous creatures, and one of them grabbed the Scarecrow's arm, surprised to see the straw man spin around so effortlessly. So, the Tottenhot lifted the Scarecrow high into the air and tossed him over the heads of the crowd. Someone caught him and threw him back, and with cheers of excitement, they kept tossing the Scarecrow around like he was a basketball.

Presently another imp seized Scraps and began to throw her about, in the same way. They found her a little heavier than the Scarecrow but still light enough to be tossed like a sofa-cushion, and they were enjoying the sport immensely when Dorothy, angry and indignant at the treatment her friends were246 receiving, rushed among the Tottenhots and began slapping and pushing them, until she had rescued the Scarecrow and the Patchwork Girl and held them close on either side of her. Perhaps she would not have accomplished this victory so easily had not Toto helped her, barking and snapping at the bare legs of the imps until they were glad to flee from his attack. As for Ojo, some of the creatures had attempted to toss him, also, but finding his body too heavy they threw him to the ground and a row of the imps sat on him and held him from assisting Dorothy in her battle.

Right now, another imp grabbed Scraps and started tossing her around just like before. They found her a bit heavier than the Scarecrow but still light enough to throw around like a sofa cushion, and they were having a great time when Dorothy, angry and upset about the way her friends were being treated, rushed in among the Tottenhots and started slapping and pushing them until she managed to rescue the Scarecrow and the Patchwork Girl, holding them close on either side of her. She might not have won this battle so easily if it weren't for Toto, who was barking and snapping at the imps' bare legs, making them happy to retreat from his attack. As for Ojo, some of the creatures had tried to toss him too, but finding him too heavy, they just threw him to the ground, and a bunch of imps sat on him to keep him from helping Dorothy in her fight.

The little folks were much surprised at being attacked by the girl and the dog, and one or two who had been slapped hardest began to cry. Then suddenly they gave a shout, all together, and disappeared in a flash into their various houses, the tops of which closed with a series of pops that sounded like a bunch of firecrackers being exploded.

The little people were really surprised when the girl and the dog attacked them, and a couple of those who got hit the hardest started to cry. Then, all of a sudden, they shouted together and quickly disappeared into their houses, the tops of which closed with a series of pops that sounded like a bunch of firecrackers going off.

The adventurers now found themselves alone, and Dorothy asked anxiously:

The adventurers were now alone, and Dorothy asked nervously:

"Is anybody hurt?"

"Is anyone hurt?"

"Not me," answered the Scarecrow. "They have given my straw a good shaking up and taken all the lumps out of it. I am now in splendid condition and am really obliged to the Tottenhots for their kind treatment."

"Not me," the Scarecrow replied. "They’ve given my straw a good shake and smoothed it all out. I’m now in great shape and really thankful to the Tottenhots for their kind care."

"I feel much the same way," said Scraps. "My cotton stuffing had sagged a good deal with the day's walking and they've loosened it up until I feel as plump as a sausage. But the play was a little rough and I'd had quite enough of it when you interfered."247

"I feel the same way," said Scraps. "My cotton stuffing has sagged a lot from today’s walking, and it’s gotten so loose that I feel as stuffed as a sausage. But the play was a bit rough, and I had quite enough of it by the time you interrupted."247

248 "Six of them sat on me," said Ojo, "but as they are so little they didn't hurt me much."

248 "Six of them sat on me," Ojo said, "but since they're so small, it didn’t hurt me much."

Just then the roof of the house in front of them opened and a Tottenhot stuck his head out, very cautiously, and looked at the strangers.

Just then, the roof of the house in front of them opened, and a Tottenhot peeked out cautiously, looking at the strangers.

"Can't you take a joke?" he asked, reproachfully; "haven't you any fun in you at all?"

"Can’t you take a joke?" he asked, with disappointment. "Don't you have any fun in you at all?"

"If I had such a quality," replied the Scarecrow, "your people would have knocked it out of me. But I don't bear grudges. I forgive you."

"If I had that quality," the Scarecrow replied, "your people would have beaten it out of me. But I don't hold onto grudges. I forgive you."

"So do I," added Scraps. "That is, if you behave yourselves after this."

"Me too," added Scraps. "I mean, if you all behave yourselves from now on."

"It was just a little rough-house, that's all," said the Tottenhot. "But the question is not if we will behave, but if you will behave? We can't be shut up here all night, because this is our time to play; nor do we care to come out and be chewed up by a savage beast or slapped by an angry girl. That slapping hurts like sixty; some of my folks are crying about it. So here's the proposition: you let us alone and we'll let you alone."

"It was just a little roughhousing, that's all," said the Tottenhot. "But the question isn't if we will behave, but if you will behave? We can't be stuck here all night because this is our time to play; plus, we don't want to come out and get attacked by a wild animal or hit by an angry girl. That hitting really hurts; some of my friends are crying about it. So here's the deal: you leave us alone and we'll leave you alone."

"You began it," declared Dorothy.

"You started it," declared Dorothy.

"Well, you ended it, so we won't argue the matter. May we come out again? Or are you still cruel and slappy?"

"Okay, you ended it, so we won't fight about it. Can we come out again? Or are you still mean and ready to hit?"

"Tell you what we'll do," said Dorothy. "We're all tired249 and want to sleep until morning. If you'll let us get into your house, and stay there until daylight, you can play outside all you want to."

"Here’s the plan," said Dorothy. "We’re all exhausted249 and need to sleep until morning. If you let us come into your house and stay there until it’s light out, you can play outside as much as you want."

"That's a bargain!" cried the Tottenhot eagerly, and he gave a queer whistle that brought his people popping out of their houses on all sides. When the house before them was vacant, Dorothy and Ojo leaned over the hole and looked in, but could see nothing because it was so dark. But if the Tottenhots slept there all day the children thought they could sleep there at night, so Ojo lowered himself down and found it was not very deep.

"That's a great deal!" exclaimed the Tottenhot eagerly, and he let out a strange whistle that had his people rushing out of their houses from all directions. When they noticed that the house in front of them was empty, Dorothy and Ojo leaned over the hole and looked in, but they couldn't see anything because it was so dark. However, since the Tottenhots slept there all day, the children thought they could sleep there at night, so Ojo climbed down and discovered that it wasn't very deep.

"There's a soft cushion all over," said he. "Come on in."

"There's a soft cushion everywhere," he said. "Come on in."

Dorothy handed Toto to the boy and then climbed in herself. After her came Scraps and the Scarecrow, who did not wish to sleep but preferred to keep out of the way of the mischievous Tottenhots.

Dorothy passed Toto to the boy and then climbed in herself. After her came Scraps and the Scarecrow, who didn’t want to sleep but preferred to stay out of the way of the playful Tottenhots.

There seemed no furniture in the round den, but soft cushions were strewn about the floor and these they found made very comfortable beds. They did not close the hole in the roof but left it open to admit air. It also admitted the shouts and ceaseless laughter of the impish Tottenhots as they played outside, but Dorothy and Ojo, being weary from their journey, were soon fast asleep.250

There didn’t seem to be any furniture in the round room, but soft cushions were scattered across the floor, and they found these made for very comfortable beds. They didn’t cover the hole in the roof but left it open to let in fresh air. It also let in the shouts and nonstop laughter of the mischievous Tottenhots as they played outside, but Dorothy and Ojo, tired from their journey, soon fell fast asleep.250

251

252 Toto kept an eye open, however, and uttered low, threatening growls whenever the racket made by the creatures outside became too boisterous; and the Scarecrow and the Patchwork Girl sat leaning against the wall and talked in whispers all night long. No one disturbed the travelers until daylight, when in popped the Tottenhot who owned the place and invited them to vacate his premises.253

252 Toto stayed alert and let out low, menacing growls whenever the noise from the creatures outside got too loud; meanwhile, the Scarecrow and the Patchwork Girl leaned against the wall and chatted quietly all night. Nobody bothered the travelers until morning, when the owner of the place, the Tottenhot, popped in and asked them to leave his property.253


254 LOOK OUT FOR YOOP

THE CAPTIVE YOOP

Chap. 20
255 The Captive Yoop
Chap. 20

AS they were preparing to leave, Dorothy asked: "Can you tell us where there is a dark well?"

As they were getting ready to leave, Dorothy asked, "Can you tell us where there’s a dark well?"

"Never heard of such a thing," said the Tottenhot. "We live our lives in the dark, mostly, and sleep in the daytime; but we've never seen a dark well, or anything like one."

"Never heard of anything like that," said the Tottenhot. "We mostly live our lives in the dark and sleep during the day, but we've never seen a dark well or anything like it."

"Does anyone live on those mountains beyond here?" asked the Scarecrow.

"Is there anyone living on those mountains over there?" asked the Scarecrow.

"Lots of people. But you'd better not visit them. We never go there." was the reply.

"Lots of people. But you really shouldn't visit them. We never go there." was the reply.

"What are the people like?" Dorothy inquired.

"What are the people like?" Dorothy asked.

"Can't say. We've been told to keep away from the mountain paths, and so we obey. This sandy desert is good enough256 for us, and we're not disturbed here," declared the Tottenhot.

"Can't say. We've been told to stay away from the mountain paths, and so we do. This sandy desert is good enough256 for us, and we aren't bothered here," said the Tottenhot.

So they left the man snuggling down to sleep in his dusky dwelling, and went out into the sunshine, taking the path that led toward the rocky places. They soon found it hard climbing, for the rocks were uneven and full of sharp points and edges, and now there was no path at all. Clambering here and there among the boulders they kept steadily on, gradually rising higher and higher until finally they came to a great rift in a part of the mountain, where the rock seemed to have split in two and left high walls on either side.

So they left the man settling down to sleep in his dim home and stepped out into the sunshine, taking the path leading toward the rocky areas. They quickly found it tough to climb, as the rocks were uneven and full of sharp points and edges, and there was no path at all now. Climbing here and there among the boulders, they kept going steadily on, gradually rising higher and higher until they finally reached a huge rift in a part of the mountain, where the rock appeared to have split in two, leaving high walls on either side.

"S'pose we go this way," suggested Dorothy; "it's much easier walking than to climb over the hills."

"Suppose we go this way," Dorothy suggested; "it's way easier to walk than to climb over the hills."

"How about that sign?" asked Ojo.

"How about that sign?" Ojo asked.

"What sign?" she inquired.

"What sign?" she asked.

The Munchkin boy pointed to some words painted on the wall of rock beside them, which Dorothy had not noticed. The words read:

The Munchkin boy pointed to some words painted on the rock wall next to them, which Dorothy hadn't noticed. The words said:

"LOOK OUT FOR YOOP."

"Watch out for Yoop."

The girl eyed this sign a moment and then turned to the Scarecrow, asking:

The girl looked at the sign for a moment and then turned to the Scarecrow, asking:

"Who is Yoop; or what is Yoop?"

"Who is Yoop, or what is Yoop?"

The straw man shook his head. Then she looked at Toto and the dog said "Woof!"

The straw man shook his head. Then she looked at Toto and the dog said, "Woof!"

"Only way to find out is to go on," said Scraps.

"There's only one way to find out, and that's to keep going," said Scraps.

257This being quite true, they went on. As they proceeded, the walls of rock on either side grew higher and higher. Presently they came upon another sign which read:

257This being entirely true, they continued on. As they went, the rock walls on both sides rose higher and higher. Soon, they came across another sign that read:

"BEWARE THE CAPTIVE YOOP."

"Beware the captive yoop."

"Why, as for that," remarked Dorothy, "if Yoop is a captive there's no need to beware of him. Whatever Yoop happens to be, I'd much rather have him a captive than running around loose."

"Well, in that case," Dorothy said, "if Yoop is a prisoner, there's no reason to be afraid of him. No matter what Yoop is, I'd definitely prefer him being locked up than roaming free."

"So had I," agreed the Scarecrow, with a nod of his painted head.

"So did I," nodded the Scarecrow, tilting his painted head.

"Still," said Scraps, reflectively:

"Still," Scraps said, thoughtfully:

Yoop-te-hoop-te-loop-te-goop!
Who put noodles in the soup? We might be cautious, but we don't mind,
"And dare to go where we intimidate the Yoop."

"Dear me! Aren't you feeling a little queer, just now?" Dorothy asked the Patchwork Girl.

"Wow! Don't you feel a bit off right now?" Dorothy asked the Patchwork Girl.

"Not queer, but crazy," said Ojo. "When she says those things I'm sure her brains get mixed somehow and work the wrong way."

"Not queer, just crazy," Ojo said. "When she says those things, I’m sure her brain gets mixed up somehow and works the wrong way."

"I don't see why we are told to beware the Yoop unless he is dangerous," observed the Scarecrow in a puzzled tone.

"I don’t understand why we’re warned to watch out for the Yoop unless he’s a threat," the Scarecrow said, sounding confused.

258"Never mind; we'll find out all about him when we get to where he is," replied the little girl.

258"Don't worry; we'll learn everything about him when we get to his place," the little girl said.

The narrow canyon turned and twisted this way and that, and the rift was so small that they were able to touch both walls at the same time by stretching out their arms. Toto had run on ahead, frisking playfully, when suddenly he uttered a sharp bark of fear and came running back to them with his tail between his legs, as dogs do when they are frightened.

The narrow canyon twisted and turned in all directions, and the gap was so small that they could touch both walls at the same time by stretching out their arms. Toto had dashed ahead, playing around, when suddenly he let out a sharp bark of fear and ran back to them with his tail between his legs, just like dogs do when they're scared.

"Ah," said the Scarecrow, who was leading the way, "we must be near Yoop."

"Ah," said the Scarecrow, who was leading the way, "we must be close to Yoop."

Just then, as he rounded a sharp turn, the straw man stopped so suddenly that all the others bumped against him.

Just then, as he took a sharp turn, the straw man stopped so abruptly that everyone else bumped into him.

"What is it?" asked Dorothy, standing on tip-toes to look over his shoulder. But then she saw what it was and cried "Oh!" in a tone of astonishment.

"What is it?" Dorothy asked, standing on her tiptoes to peek over his shoulder. But then she saw what it was and exclaimed, "Oh!" in a tone of surprise.

In one of the rock walls—that at their left—was hollowed a great cavern, in front of which was a row of thick iron bars, the tops and bottoms being firmly fixed in the solid rock. Over this cavern was a big sign, which Dorothy read with much curiosity, speaking the words aloud that all might know what they said:

In one of the rock walls to their left, there was a large cave, in front of which stood a row of thick iron bars, securely anchored in the solid rock. Above this cave was a large sign, which Dorothy read with great curiosity, saying the words out loud so everyone could hear them:

"MISTER YOOP—HIS CAVE

The Largest Untamed Giant in Captivity.

"MISTER YOOP—HIS CAVE

The Largest Untamed Giant in Captivity."

Height, 21 Feet.—(And yet he has but 2 feet.)

Height, 21 Feet.—(And yet he only has 2 feet.)

Weight, 1640 Pounds.—(But he waits all the time.)

Weight, 1640 Pounds.—(But he's just waiting the whole time.)

Age, 400 Years 'and Up' (as they say in the Department Store advertisements.).

Age, 400 Years and Up (as they say in the department store ads.).

Temper, Fierce and Ferocious.—(Except when asleep.)

Fierce and Ferocious Temper.—(Unless asleep.)

Appetite, Ravenous.—(Prefers Meat People and Orange Marmalade.)

Appetite, Ravenous.—(Likes Meat People and Orange Marmalade.)

Strangers Approaching this Cave do so at Their
Own Peril!


P. S.—Don't feed the Giant yourself."

Strangers who come near this cave do so at their own risk!

P. S.—Don't feed the Giant on your own.

259

260 "Very well," said Ojo, with a sigh; "let's go back."

260 "Alright," Ojo said with a sigh, "let's go back."

"It's a long way back," declared Dorothy.

"It's a long way back," said Dorothy.

"So it is," remarked the Scarecrow, "and it means a tedious climb over those sharp rocks if we can't use this passage. I think it will be best to run by the Giant's cave as fast as we can go. Mister Yoop seems to be asleep just now."

"So it is," said the Scarecrow, "and it means a long, tiring climb over those sharp rocks if we can't take this route. I think it’s best to rush past the Giant's cave as quickly as we can. Mister Yoop seems to be sleeping right now."

But the Giant wasn't asleep. He suddenly appeared at the front of his cavern, seized the iron bars in his great hairy hands and shook them until they rattled in their sockets. Yoop was so tall that our friends had to tip their heads way back to look into his face, and they noticed he was dressed all in pink velvet, with silver buttons and braid. The Giant's boots were of pink leather and had tassels on them and his hat was decorated with an enormous pink ostrich feather, carefully curled.

But the Giant wasn't asleep. He suddenly appeared at the entrance of his cave, grabbed the iron bars with his huge, hairy hands, and shook them until they rattled in their sockets. Yoop was so tall that our friends had to tilt their heads way back to see his face, and they noticed he was dressed entirely in pink velvet, with silver buttons and trim. The Giant's boots were made of pink leather and had tassels on them, and his hat was adorned with a massive pink ostrich feather, meticulously curled.

"Yo-ho!" he said in a deep bass voice; "I smell dinner."

"Yo-ho!" he said in a deep voice; "I smell dinner."

"I think you are mistaken," replied the Scarecrow. "There is no orange marmalade around here."

"I think you're wrong," replied the Scarecrow. "There's no orange marmalade around here."

261"Ah, but I eat other things," asserted Mister Yoop. "That is, I eat them when I can get them. But this is a lonely place, and no good meat has passed by my cave for many years; so I'm hungry."

261"Oh, but I eat other things," said Mister Yoop. "Well, I eat them when I can find them. But this is a lonely spot, and no good meat has come by my cave for many years; so I'm hungry."

"Haven't you eaten anything in many years?" asked Dorothy.

"Haven't you eaten anything in years?" Dorothy asked.

"Nothing except six ants and a monkey. I thought the monkey would taste like meat people, but the flavor was different. I hope you will taste better, for you seem plump and tender."

"Nothing but six ants and a monkey. I thought the monkey would taste like human meat, but the flavor was different. I hope you taste better, because you look plump and tender."

"Oh, I'm not going to be eaten," said Dorothy.

"Oh, I'm not going to get eaten," said Dorothy.

"Why not?"

"Why not?"

"I shall keep out of your way," she answered.

"I'll stay out of your way," she replied.

"How heartless!" wailed the Giant, shaking the bars again. "Consider how many years it is since I've eaten a single plump little girl! They tell me meat is going up, but if I can manage to catch you I'm sure it will soon be going down. And I'll catch you if I can."

"How cruel!" cried the Giant, shaking the bars again. "Think about how many years it’s been since I’ve eaten a single plump little girl! They say meat prices are rising, but if I can manage to catch you, I’m sure they’ll start to drop. And I will catch you if I can."

With this the Giant pushed his big arms, which looked like tree-trunks (except that tree-trunks don't wear pink velvet) between the iron bars, and the arms were so long that they touched the opposite wall of the rock passage. Then he extended them as far as he could reach toward our travelers and found he could almost touch the Scarecrow—but not quite.

With that, the Giant pushed his huge arms, which looked like tree trunks (except tree trunks don't wear pink velvet), between the iron bars. His arms were so long that they reached the opposite wall of the rocky passage. Then he stretched them as far as he could toward our travelers and found he could almost touch the Scarecrow—but not quite.

"Come a little nearer, please," begged the Giant.

"Could you come a little closer, please?" the Giant pleaded.

"I'm a Scarecrow."

"I'm a scarecrow."

262"A Scarecrow? Ugh! I don't care a straw for a scarecrow. Who is that bright-colored delicacy behind you?"

262"A scarecrow? Ugh! I don’t give a hoot about a scarecrow. Who’s that colorful figure behind you?"

"Me?" asked Scraps. "I'm a Patchwork Girl, and I'm stuffed with cotton."

"Me?" asked Scraps. "I'm a Patchwork Girl, and I'm filled with cotton."

"Dear me," sighed the Giant in a disappointed tone; "that reduces my dinner from four to two—and the dog. I'll save the dog for dessert."

"Dear me," sighed the Giant in a disappointed tone; "that cuts my dinner from four to two—and the dog. I'll save the dog for dessert."

Toto growled, keeping a good distance away.

Toto growled, staying a safe distance away.

"Back up," said the Scarecrow to those behind him. "Let us go back a little way and talk this over."

"Step back," said the Scarecrow to the people behind him. "Let’s go back a bit and discuss this."

So they turned and went around the bend in the passage, where they were out of sight of the cave and Mister Yoop could not hear them.

So they turned and walked around the curve in the hallway, where they were out of sight of the cave and Mister Yoop couldn't hear them.

"My idea," began the Scarecrow, when they had halted, "is to make a dash past the cave, going on a run."

"My idea," started the Scarecrow when they stopped, "is to make a quick run past the cave."

"He'd grab us," said Dorothy.

"He'd grab us," Dorothy said.

"Well, he can't grab but one at a time, and I'll go first. As soon as he grabs me the rest of you can slip past him, out of his reach, and he will soon let me go because I am not fit to eat."

"Well, he can only grab one of us at a time, so I'll go first. As soon as he catches me, the rest of you can sneak past him, out of his reach, and he’ll let me go quickly because I'm not worth eating."

They decided to try this plan and Dorothy took Toto in her arms, so as to protect him. She followed just after the Scarecrow. Then came Ojo, with Scraps the last of the four. Their hearts beat a little faster than usual as they again approached the Giant's cave, this time moving swiftly forward.

They decided to go with this plan, and Dorothy picked up Toto to keep him safe. She followed closely behind the Scarecrow. Next was Ojo, with Scraps bringing up the rear of the four. Their hearts raced a bit more than usual as they moved quickly toward the Giant's cave again.

It turned out about the way the Scarecrow had planned.263 Mister Yoop was quite astonished to see them come flying toward him, and thrusting his arms between the bars he seized the Scarecrow in a firm grip. In the next instant he realized, from the way the straw crunched between his fingers, that he had captured the non-eatable man, but during that instant of delay Dorothy and Ojo had slipped by the Giant and were out of reach. Uttering a howl of rage the monster threw the Scarecrow after them with one hand and grabbed Scraps with the other.

It happened pretty much as the Scarecrow had planned.263 Mister Yoop was really surprised to see them flying toward him, and as he thrust his arms between the bars, he grabbed the Scarecrow tightly. In that moment, he realized from the way the straw crunched in his grip that he had caught the non-eatable man, but in that instant of hesitation, Dorothy and Ojo slipped past the Giant and were out of reach. With a howl of anger, the monster threw the Scarecrow after them with one hand and grabbed Scraps with the other.

The poor Scarecrow went whirling through the air and so cleverly was he aimed that he struck Ojo's back and sent the boy tumbling head over heels, and he tripped Dorothy and sent her, also, sprawling upon the ground. Toto flew out of the little girl's arms and landed some distance ahead, and all were so dazed that it was a moment before they could scramble to their feet again. When they did so they turned to look toward the Giant's cave, and at that moment the ferocious Mister Yoop threw the Patchwork Girl at them.

The poor Scarecrow went flying through the air, and he was aimed so perfectly that he hit Ojo's back, sending the boy tumbling head over heels. He also tripped Dorothy, sending her sprawling onto the ground. Toto flew out of the little girl's arms and landed some distance ahead. Everyone was so stunned that it took them a moment to get back on their feet. When they finally did, they turned to look towards the Giant's cave, and at that moment, the fierce Mister Yoop hurled the Patchwork Girl at them.

Down went all three again, in a heap, with Scraps on top. The Giant roared so terribly that for a time they were afraid he had broken loose; but he hadn't. So they sat in the road and looked at one another in a rather bewildered way, and then began to feel glad.

Down went all three again, in a pile, with Scraps on top. The Giant roared so loudly that for a moment they were worried he had escaped; but he hadn't. So they sat in the road and looked at each other with confused expressions, and then started to feel relieved.

"We did it!" exclaimed the Scarecrow, with satisfaction. "And now we are free to go on our way."

"We did it!" the Scarecrow exclaimed, feeling satisfied. "Now we can continue on our journey."

"Mister Yoop is very impolite," declared Scraps. "He264 jarred me terribly. It's lucky my stitches are so fine and strong, for otherwise such harsh treatment might rip me up the back."

"Mister Yoop is really rude," Scraps said. "He264 shook me up a lot. It's a good thing my stitches are so fine and strong, or else that kind of rough handling could have ripped me apart."

"Allow me to apologize for the Giant," said the Scarecrow, raising the Patchwork Girl to her feet and dusting her skirt with his stuffed hands. "Mister Yoop is a perfect stranger to me, but I fear, from the rude manner in which he has acted, that he is no gentleman."

"Sorry about the Giant," the Scarecrow said, helping the Patchwork Girl up and brushing off her skirt with his stuffed hands. "Mr. Yoop is a complete stranger to me, but I worry that, based on his rude behavior, he's not a gentleman."

Dorothy and Ojo laughed at this statement and Toto barked as if he understood the joke, after which they all felt better and resumed the journey in high spirits.

Dorothy and Ojo laughed at this comment, and Toto barked as if he got the joke. After that, they all felt better and continued their journey in great spirits.

"Of course," said the little girl, when they had walked a way along the passage, "it was lucky for us the Giant was caged; for, if he had happened to be loose, he—he—"

"Of course," said the little girl, as they walked down the hallway, "it was lucky for us that the Giant was locked up; because if he had been free, he—he—"

"Perhaps, in that case, he wouldn't be hungry any more," said Ojo gravely.265

"Maybe, in that case, he wouldn't be hungry anymore," said Ojo seriously.265


266

HIP HOPPER the CHAMPION

Chap. 21
267 Hip Hopper the Champion
Chap. 21

THEY must have had good courage to climb all those rocks, for after getting out of the canyon they encountered more rock hills to be surmounted. Toto could jump from one rock to another quite easily, but the others had to creep and climb with care, so that after a whole day of such work Dorothy and Ojo found themselves very tired.

THEY must have had a lot of courage to climb all those rocks, because after getting out of the canyon they faced more rocky hills to climb. Toto could easily jump from one rock to another, but the others had to move carefully to avoid slipping, so after a whole day of that, Dorothy and Ojo were really tired.

As they gazed upward at the great mass of tumbled rocks that covered the steep incline, Dorothy gave a little groan and said:

As they looked up at the huge pile of scattered rocks that filled the steep slope, Dorothy let out a small groan and said:

"That's going to be a ter'ble hard climb, Scarecrow. I wish we could find the dark well without so much trouble."

"That's going to be a really tough climb, Scarecrow. I wish we could find the dark well without so much hassle."

"Suppose," said Ojo,268 "you wait here and let me do the climbing, for it's on my account we're searching for the dark well. Then, if I don't find anything, I'll come back and join you."

"How about this," Ojo said,268 "you stay here while I do the climbing, since we're looking for the dark well because of me. If I don't find anything, I'll come back and join you."

"No," replied the little girl, shaking her head positively, "we'll all go together, for that way we can help each other. If you went alone, something might happen to you, Ojo."

"No," said the little girl, shaking her head firmly, "we'll all go together because that way we can help each other. If you went alone, something could happen to you, Ojo."

So they began the climb and found it indeed difficult, for a way. But presently, in creeping over the big crags, they found a path at their feet which wound in and out among the masses of rock and was quite smooth and easy to walk upon. As the path gradually ascended the mountain, although in a roundabout way, they decided to follow it.

So they started the climb and found it really tough at first. But soon, as they crawled over the big boulders, they discovered a path beneath them that twisted between the huge rocks and was pretty smooth and easy to walk on. As the path slowly went up the mountain, even though it was a bit indirect, they chose to stick with it.

"This must be the road to the Country of the Hoppers," said the Scarecrow.

"This has to be the road to the Country of the Hoppers," said the Scarecrow.

"Who are the Hoppers?" asked Dorothy.

"Who are the Hoppers?" Dorothy asked.

"Some people Jack Pumpkinhead told me about," he replied.

"Some people Jack Pumpkinhead mentioned to me," he replied.

"I didn't hear him," replied the girl.

"I didn't hear him," the girl replied.

"No; you were asleep," explained the Scarecrow. "But he told Scraps and me that the Hoppers and the Horners live on this mountain."

"No; you were asleep," the Scarecrow explained. "But he told Scraps and me that the Hoppers and the Horners live on this mountain."

"He said in the mountain," declared Scraps; "but of course he meant on it."

"He said in the mountain," declared Scraps; "but of course he meant on it."

"Didn't he say what the Hoppers and Horners were like?" inquired Dorothy.

"Didn't he mention what the Hoppers and Horners were like?" Dorothy asked.

"No; he only said they were two separate nations, and269 that the Horners were the most important."

"No; he just said they were two separate countries, and269 that the Horners were the most important."

"Well, if we go to their country we'll find out all about 'em," said the girl. "But I've never heard Ozma mention those people, so they can't be very important."

"Well, if we visit their country, we'll learn all about them," said the girl. "But I've never heard Ozma talk about those people, so they can't be that important."

"Is this mountain in the Land of Oz?" asked Scraps.

"Is this mountain in the Land of Oz?" Scraps asked.

"Course it is," answered Dorothy. "It's in the South Country of the Quadlings. When one comes to the edge of Oz, in any direction, there is nothing more to be seen at all. Once you could see sandy desert all around Oz; but now it's diff'rent, and no other people can see us, any more than we can see them."

"Of course it is," answered Dorothy. "It's in the South Country of the Quadlings. When you reach the edge of Oz in any direction, there's nothing left to see at all. Once you could see sandy desert all around Oz; but now it's different, and no one else can see us, just like we can't see them."

"If the mountain is under Ozma's rule, why doesn't she know about the Hoppers and the Horners?" Ojo asked.

"If the mountain is under Ozma's rule, why doesn't she know about the Hoppers and the Horners?" Ojo asked.

"Why, it's a fairyland," explained Dorothy, "and lots of queer people live in places so tucked away that those in the Emerald City never even hear of 'em. In the middle of the country it's diff'rent, but when you get around the edges you're sure to run into strange little corners that surprise you. I know, for I've traveled in Oz a good deal, and so has the Scarecrow."

"Wow, it’s like a fairyland," Dorothy said. "And there are so many unusual people living in spots that people in the Emerald City never even hear about. In the middle of the country, it’s different, but once you get to the edges, you’re bound to find some strange little nooks that will catch you off guard. I know, because I’ve traveled a lot in Oz, and so has the Scarecrow."

"Yes," admitted the straw man, "I've been considerable of a traveler, in my time, and I like to explore strange places. I find I learn much more by traveling than by staying at home."

"Yeah," admitted the straw man, "I've done quite a bit of traveling in my time, and I enjoy exploring new places. I realize I learn a lot more by traveling than by just staying at home."

During this conversation they had been walking up the steep pathway and now found themselves well up on the mountain. They could see nothing around them, for the rocks beside270 their path were higher than their heads. Nor could they see far in front of them, because the path was so crooked. But suddenly they stopped, because the path ended and there was no place to go. Ahead was a big rock lying against the side of the mountain, and this blocked the way completely.

During their conversation, they had been walking up the steep path and now found themselves high on the mountain. They couldn’t see anything around them because the rocks next to their path were taller than they were. They also couldn’t see far ahead because the path was so winding. But suddenly they stopped because the path ended, leaving them with no way to go. In front of them was a large rock resting against the side of the mountain, completely blocking the way.

"There wouldn't be a path, though, if it didn't go somewhere," said the Scarecrow, wrinkling his forehead in deep thought.

"There wouldn't be a path if it didn't lead somewhere," said the Scarecrow, furrowing his brow in deep thought.

"This is somewhere, isn't it?" asked the Patchwork Girl, laughing at the bewildered looks of the others.

"This is quite a place, isn't it?" asked the Patchwork Girl, laughing at the confused expressions of the others.

"The path is locked, the way is blocked,
Yet here we've gathered innocently;
And now that we're here, it's pretty strange.
"There’s no front door to knock on."

"Please don't, Scraps," said Ojo. "You make me nervous."

"Please don't, Scraps," Ojo said. "You make me anxious."

"Well," said Dorothy, "I'm glad of a little rest, for that's a drea'ful steep path."

"Well," said Dorothy, "I'm glad to have a little break, because that path is really steep."

As she spoke she leaned against the edge of the big rock that stood in their way. To her surprise it slowly swung backward and showed behind it a dark hole that looked like the mouth of a tunnel.

As she talked, she leaned against the edge of the large rock blocking their path. To her surprise, it slowly swung backwards, revealing a dark hole that looked like the entrance to a tunnel.

"Why, here's where the path goes to!" she exclaimed.

"Wow, this is where the path leads!" she exclaimed.

"So it is," answered the Scarecrow. "But the question is, do we want to go where the path does?"

"So it is," replied the Scarecrow. "But the question is, do we want to go where the path leads?"

271"It's underground; right inside the mountain," said Ojo, peering into the dark hole. "Perhaps there's a well there; and, if there is, it's sure to be a dark one."

271"It's underground; right inside the mountain," Ojo said, looking into the dark hole. "Maybe there's a well down there, and if there is, it’s definitely going to be a dark one."

"Why, that's true enough!" cried Dorothy with eagerness. "Let's go in, Scarecrow; 'cause, if others have gone, we're pretty safe to go, too."

"That's definitely true!" exclaimed Dorothy excitedly. "Let's go in, Scarecrow; since others have gone, we should be pretty safe to go, too."

Toto looked in and barked, but he did not venture to enter until the Scarecrow had bravely gone first. Scraps followed closely after the straw man and then Ojo and Dorothy timidly stepped inside the tunnel. As soon as all of them had passed the big rock, it slowly turned and filled up the opening again; but now they were no longer in the dark, for a soft, rosy light enabled them to see around them quite distinctly.

Toto peeked inside and barked, but he didn't go in until the Scarecrow had courageously entered first. Scraps followed closely behind the straw man, and then Ojo and Dorothy hesitantly stepped into the tunnel. Once they had all moved past the big rock, it slowly turned and sealed the entrance again; but now they were no longer in the dark, as a soft, rosy light allowed them to see their surroundings clearly.

It was only a passage, wide enough for two of them to walk abreast—with Toto in between them—and it had a high, arched roof. They could not see where the light which flooded the place so pleasantly came from, for there were no lamps anywhere visible. The passage ran straight for a little way and then made a bend to the right and another sharp turn to the left, after which it went straight again. But there were no side passages, so they could not lose their way.

It was just a pathway wide enough for two of them to walk side by side—with Toto in between—and it had a tall, arched ceiling. They couldn't tell where the light that filled the space so pleasantly was coming from, as there were no visible lamps. The path went straight for a bit, then turned right and made another sharp left, before heading straight again. But there were no side paths, so they couldn't get lost.

After proceeding some distance, Toto, who had gone on ahead, began to bark loudly. They ran around a bend to see what was the matter and found a man sitting on the floor of the passage and leaning his back against the wall. He had probably been asleep before Toto's barks aroused him, for he272 was now rubbing his eyes and staring at the little dog with all his might.

After walking for a while, Toto, who had gone ahead, started barking loudly. They rounded a corner to see what was going on and found a man sitting on the floor of the hallway, leaning against the wall. He had probably been sleeping before Toto's barking woke him up, as he272 was now rubbing his eyes and staring at the little dog with all his strength.

There was something about this man that Toto objected to, and when he slowly rose to his foot they saw what it was. He had but one leg, set just below the middle of his round, fat body; but it was a stout leg and had a broad, flat foot at the bottom of it, on which the man seemed to stand very well. He had never had but this one leg, which looked something like a pedestal, and when Toto ran up and made a grab at the man's ankle he hopped first one way and then another in a very active manner, looking so frightened that Scraps laughed aloud.

There was something about this guy that Toto didn't like, and when he slowly got to his feet, they saw what it was. He had only one leg, which was located just below the middle of his round, chunky body; but it was a solid leg and had a wide, flat foot at the bottom, allowing the man to stand quite well. He had only ever had this one leg, which looked a bit like a pedestal, and when Toto ran up and grabbed at the man's ankle, he hopped first one way and then the other in a very lively way, looking so scared that Scraps burst out laughing.

Toto was usually a well behaved dog, but this time he was angry and snapped at the man's leg again and again. This filled the poor fellow with fear, and in hopping out of Toto's reach he suddenly lost his balance and tumbled heel over head upon the floor. When he sat up he kicked Toto on the nose and made the dog howl angrily, but Dorothy now ran forward and caught Toto's collar, holding him back.

Toto was usually a well-behaved dog, but this time he was upset and kept snapping at the man's leg. This scared the poor guy, and while trying to hop out of Toto's reach, he suddenly lost his balance and fell over. When he sat up, he accidentally kicked Toto on the nose, which made the dog howl in anger, but Dorothy quickly ran over and grabbed Toto's collar, holding him back.

"Do you surrender?" she asked the man.

"Do you give up?" she asked the man.

"Who? Me?" asked the Hopper.

"Who, me?" asked the Hopper.

"Yes; you," said the little girl.

"Yes, you," said the little girl.

"Am I captured?" he inquired.

"Am I captured?" he asked.

"Of course. My dog has captured you," she said.

"Of course. My dog has got you," she said.

"Well," replied the man, "if I'm captured I must surrender, for it's the proper thing to do. I like to do everything proper, for it saves one a lot of trouble."

"Well," replied the man, "if I'm caught, I have to give up, because it's the right thing to do. I like to do everything right since it saves a lot of hassle."

273"It does, indeed," said Dorothy. "Please tell us who you are."

273"It really does," said Dorothy. "Can you tell us who you are?"

"I'm Hip Hopper—Hip Hopper, the Champion."

"I'm Hip Hopper—Hip Hopper, the Champion."

"Champion what?" she asked in surprise.

"Champion what?" she asked, surprised.

"Champion wrestler. I'm a very strong man, and that ferocious animal which you are so kindly holding is the first living thing that has ever conquered me."

"Champion wrestler. I'm a really strong guy, and that fierce creature you're holding so kindly is the first living being that has ever beaten me."

"And you are a Hopper?" she continued.

"And you’re a Hopper?" she continued.

"Yes. My people live in a great city not far from here. Would you like to visit it?"

"Yes. My people live in a big city not far from here. Would you like to visit it?"

"I'm not sure," she said with hesitation. "Have you any dark wells in your city?"

"I'm not sure," she said hesitantly. "Do you have any deep wells in your city?"

"I think not. We have wells, you know, but they're all well lighted, and a well lighted well cannot well be a dark well. But there may be such a thing as a very dark well in the Horner Country, which is a black spot on the face of the earth."

"I don't think so. We have wells, you know, and they're all well-lit, and a well-lit well can't really be a dark well. But there could be a very dark well in the Horner Country, which is a dark spot on the surface of the earth."

"Where is the Horner Country?" Ojo inquired.

"Where is the Horner Country?" Ojo asked.

"The other side of the mountain. There's a fence between the Hopper Country and the Horner Country, and a gate in the fence; but you can't pass through just now, because we are at war with the Horners."

"The other side of the mountain. There's a fence between Hopper Country and Horner Country, with a gate in the fence; but you can't get through right now because we're at war with the Horners."

"That's too bad," said the Scarecrow. "What seems to be the trouble?"

"That's too bad," said the Scarecrow. "What's the problem?"

"Why, one of them made a very insulting remark about my people. He said we were lacking in understanding, because274 we had only one leg to a person. I can't see that legs have anything to do with understanding things. The Horners each have two legs, just as you have. That's one leg too many, it seems to me."

"Why, one of them made a really insulting comment about my people. He said we didn't understand things because274 we only had one leg each. I don't think having legs has anything to do with understanding. The Horners all have two legs, just like you do. That seems like one leg too many to me."

"No," declared Dorothy, "it's just the right number."

"No," Dorothy said, "it's the perfect number."

"You don't need them," argued the Hopper, obstinately. "You've only one head, and one body, and one nose and mouth. Two legs are quite unnecessary, and they spoil one's shape."

"You don't need them," argued the Hopper, stubbornly. "You have just one head, one body, and one nose and mouth. Two legs are totally unnecessary, and they ruin your shape."

"But how can you walk, with only one leg?" asked Ojo.

"But how can you walk with just one leg?" asked Ojo.

"Walk! Who wants to walk?" exclaimed the man. "Walking is a terribly awkward way to travel. I hop, and so do all my people. It's so much more graceful and agreeable than walking."

"Walk! Who wants to walk?" shouted the man. "Walking is such an awkward way to get around. I leap, and so does everyone in my group. It's way more graceful and pleasant than walking."

"I don't agree with you," said the Scarecrow. "But tell me, is there any way to get to the Horner Country without going through the city of the Hoppers?"

"I don't agree with you," said the Scarecrow. "But tell me, is there any way to get to the Horner Country without passing through the city of the Hoppers?"

"Yes; there is another path from the rocky lowlands, outside the mountain, that leads straight to the entrance of the Horner Country. But it's a long way around, so you'd better come with me. Perhaps they will allow you to go through the gate; but we expect to conquer them this afternoon, if we get time, and then you may go and come as you please."

"Yes, there's another route from the rocky lowlands outside the mountain that goes directly to the entrance of Horner Country. However, it's a longer way, so you should come with me. They might let you through the gate; but we plan to take control of the area this afternoon, if we have time, and then you can come and go as you like."

They thought it best to take the Hopper's advice, and asked him to lead the way. This he did in a series of hops, and he moved so swiftly in this strange manner that those with two legs had to run to keep up with him.

They decided it was a good idea to follow the Hopper's advice and asked him to take the lead. He did so by hopping along, moving so quickly in this unusual way that those with two legs had to run to keep up with him.


The Prankster Horners

Chapter 22
275 The Joking Horners
Chap. 22

IT was not long before they left the passage and came to a great cave, so high that it must have reached nearly to the top of the mountain within which it lay. It was a magnificent cave, illumined by the soft, invisible light, so that everything in it could be plainly seen. The walls were of polished marble, white with veins of delicate colors running through it, and the roof was arched and carved in designs both fantastic and beautiful.

It wasn’t long before they exited the passage and arrived at a huge cave, so tall that it seemed to reach near the peak of the mountain it was in. It was an impressive cave, lit by a soft, unseen glow, allowing everything inside to be clearly visible. The walls were made of smooth marble, white with delicate veins of color running through it, and the ceiling was arched and intricately carved with both fantastic and beautiful designs.

Built beneath this vast dome was a pretty village—not very large, for there seemed not more than fifty houses altogether—and the dwellings were of marble and artistically designed. No grass nor flowers276 nor trees grew in this cave, so the yards surrounding the houses were smooth and bare and had low walls around them to mark their boundaries.

Under this vast dome was a charming village—not very big, as there were probably no more than fifty houses overall—and the homes were made of marble and beautifully designed. No grass, flowers276, or trees grew in this cave, so the yards around the houses were smooth and bare, with low walls to define their boundaries.

In the streets and the yards of the houses were many people, all having one leg growing below their bodies and all hopping here and there whenever they moved. Even the children stood firmly upon their single legs and never lost their balance.

In the streets and yards of the houses, there were many people, all having one leg growing below their bodies and all hopping around whenever they moved. Even the children stood firmly on their single legs and never lost their balance.

"All hail, Champion!" cried a man in the first group of Hoppers they met; "whom have you captured?"

"All hail, Champion!" shouted a guy from the first group of Hoppers they encountered; "who have you caught?"

"No one," replied the Champion in a gloomy voice; "these strangers have captured me."

"No one," replied the Champion in a somber tone; "these strangers have taken me captive."

"Then," said another, "we will rescue you, and capture them, for we are greater in number."

"Then," said another, "we'll rescue you and capture them because we have more people."

"No," answered the Champion, "I can't allow it. I've surrendered, and it isn't polite to capture those you've surrendered to."

"No," the Champion replied, "I can't let that happen. I've given up, and it's not polite to capture those you've surrendered to."

"Never mind that," said Dorothy. "We will give you your liberty and set you free."

"Forget about that," said Dorothy. "We'll give you your freedom and set you free."

"Really?" asked the Champion in joyous tones.

"Seriously?" asked the Champion with excitement.

"Yes," said the little girl; "your people may need you to help conquer the Horners."

"Yeah," said the little girl, "your people might need you to help take down the Horners."

At this all the Hoppers looked downcast and sad. Several more had joined the group by this time and quite a crowd of curious men, women and children surrounded the strangers.

At this, all the Hoppers looked disappointed and downhearted. By this time, several more had joined the group, and a sizable crowd of curious men, women, and children had gathered around the strangers.

"This war with our neighbors is a terrible thing," remarked one of the women. "Some one is almost sure to get hurt."

"This conflict with our neighbors is awful," one of the women said. "Someone is bound to get hurt."

277"Why do you say that, madam?" inquired the Scarecrow.

277 "Why do you say that, ma'am?" asked the Scarecrow.

"Because the horns of our enemies are sharp, and in battle they will try to stick those horns into our warriors," she replied.

"Since our enemies have sharp horns, they'll try to stab our warriors with them in battle," she replied.

"How many horns do the Horners have?" asked Dorothy.

"How many horns do the Horners have?" Dorothy asked.

"Each has one horn in the center of his forehead," was the answer.

"Each has one horn in the middle of his forehead," was the answer.

"Oh, then they're unicorns," declared the Scarecrow.

"Oh, then they're unicorns," said the Scarecrow.

"No; they're Horners. We never go to war with them if we can help it, on account of their dangerous horns; but this insult was so great and so unprovoked that our brave men decided to fight, in order to be revenged," said the woman.

"No; they're Horners. We never go to war with them if we can avoid it, because of their dangerous horns; but this insult was so significant and unprovoked that our brave men chose to fight to get their revenge," said the woman.

"What weapons do you fight with?" the Scarecrow asked.

"What weapons do you use in battle?" the Scarecrow asked.

"We have no weapons," explained the Champion. "Whenever we fight the Horners, our plan is to push them back, for our arms are longer than theirs."

"We don’t have any weapons," the Champion explained. "Whenever we face the Horners, our strategy is to push them back because our arms reach farther than theirs."

"Then you are better armed," said Scraps.

"Then you have better weapons," said Scraps.

"Yes; but they have those terrible horns, and unless we are careful they prick us with the points," returned the Champion with a shudder. "That makes a war with them dangerous, and a dangerous war cannot be a pleasant one."

"Yeah; but they have those awful horns, and if we're not careful, they poke us with the tips," replied the Champion, shuddering. "That makes fighting them risky, and a risky fight can't be a fun one."

"I see very clearly," remarked the Scarecrow, "that you are going to have trouble in conquering those Horners—unless we help you."

"I can see very clearly," said the Scarecrow, "that you’re going to have a hard time defeating those Horners—unless we help you."

"Oh!" cried the Hoppers in a chorus; "can you help us? Please do! We will be greatly obliged! It would please us278 very much!" and by these exclamations the Scarecrow knew that his speech had met with favor.

"Oh!" exclaimed the Hoppers together; "can you help us? Please do! We would really appreciate it! It would make us278 very happy!" By their reactions, the Scarecrow realized that his words had been well received.

"How far is it to the Horner Country?" he asked.

"How far is it to Horner Country?" he asked.

"Why, it's just the other side of the fence," they answered, and the Champion added:

"Well, it's just on the other side of the fence," they replied, and the Champion added:

"Come with me, please, and I'll show you the Horners."

"Come with me, and I'll show you the Horners."

So they followed the Champion and several others through the streets and just beyond the village came to a very high picket fence, built all of marble, which seemed to divide the great cave into two equal parts.

So they followed the Champion and a few others through the streets, and just outside the village, they encountered a very tall picket fence made entirely of marble, which appeared to split the large cave into two equal halves.

But the part inhabited by the Horners was in no way as grand in appearance as that of the Hoppers. Instead of being marble, the walls and roof were of dull gray rock and the square houses were plainly made of the same material. But in extent the city was much larger than that of the Hoppers and the streets were thronged with numerous people who busied themselves in various ways.

But the part where the Horners lived was nothing like the impressive look of the Hoppers' area. Instead of marble, the walls and roof were made of dull gray rock, and the square houses were simply built from the same material. However, the city was much larger than the Hoppers’ and the streets were filled with many people engaged in all sorts of activities.

Looking through the open pickets of the fence our friends watched the Horners, who did not know they were being watched by strangers, and found them very unusual in appearance. They were little folks in size and had bodies round as balls and short legs and arms. Their heads were round, too, and they had long, pointed ears and a horn set in the center of the forehead. The horns did not seem very terrible, for they were not more than six inches long; but they were ivory white and sharp pointed, and no wonder the Hoppers feared them.

Peering through the gaps in the fence, our friends observed the Horners, who were completely unaware that they were being watched by strangers. They looked quite strange. They were small in stature, with bodies as round as balls and short arms and legs. Their heads were round as well, and they had long, pointed ears, along with a horn in the middle of their foreheads. The horns didn't seem very intimidating, as they were only about six inches long; however, they were ivory white and sharply pointed, which likely made the Hoppers uneasy.

279The skins of the Horners were light brown, but they wore snow-white robes and were bare-footed. Dorothy thought the most striking thing about them was their hair, which grew in three distinct colors on each and every head—red, yellow and green. The red was at the bottom and sometimes hung over their eyes; then came a broad circle of yellow and the green was at the top and formed a brush-shaped top-knot.

279The Horners had light brown skin but wore bright white robes and walked barefoot. Dorothy thought the most notable thing about them was their hair, which had three distinct colors on every head—red, yellow, and green. The red was at the bottom and sometimes covered their eyes; then there was a wide band of yellow, and the green was at the top, styled in a brush-shaped top-knot.

None of the Horners was yet aware of the presence of strangers, who watched the little brown people for a time and then went to the big gate in the center of the dividing fence. It was locked on both sides and over the latch was a sign reading:

None of the Horners knew that there were strangers nearby, who observed the little brown people for a while before heading to the large gate in the middle of the dividing fence. It was locked on both sides, and a sign above the latch read:

"WAR IS DECLARED"

"War is declared"

"Can't we go through?" asked Dorothy.

"Can’t we go through?" asked Dorothy.

"Not now," answered the Champion.

"Not now," replied the Champion.

"I think," said the Scarecrow, "that if I could talk with those Horners they would apologize to you, and then there would be no need to fight."

"I think," said the Scarecrow, "that if I could talk to those Horners, they would apologize to you, and then we wouldn't have to fight."

"Can't you talk from this side," asked the Champion.

"Can't you talk from this side," asked the Champion.

"Not so well," replied the Scarecrow. "Do you suppose you could throw me over that fence? It is high, but I am very light."

"Not too great," said the Scarecrow. "Do you think you could toss me over that fence? It’s tall, but I’m really light."

"We can try it," said the Hopper. "I am perhaps the strongest man in my country, so I'll undertake to do the throwing.280 But I won't promise you will land on your feet."

"We can give it a shot," said the Hopper. "I might be the strongest guy in my country, so I’ll take on the throwing.280 But I can’t promise you’ll land on your feet."

"No matter about that," returned the Scarecrow. "Just toss me over and I'll be satisfied."

"No worries about that," replied the Scarecrow. "Just throw me over and I'll be happy."

So the Champion picked up the Scarecrow and balanced him a moment, to see how much he weighed, and then with all his strength tossed him high into the air.

So the Champion picked up the Scarecrow and held him for a moment to gauge his weight, then with all his strength hurled him high into the air.

Perhaps if the Scarecrow had been a trifle heavier he would have been easier to throw and would have gone a greater distance; but, as it was, instead of going over the fence he landed just on top of it, and one of the sharp pickets caught him in the middle of his back and held him fast prisoner. Had he been face downward the Scarecrow might have managed to free himself, but lying on his back on the picket his hands waved in the air of the Horner Country while his feet kicked the air of the Hopper Country; so there he was.

Maybe if the Scarecrow had been a little heavier, he would have been easier to throw and could have traveled a greater distance; but instead of clearing the fence, he ended up right on top of it, and one of the sharp pickets got him in the middle of his back and kept him stuck there. If he had fallen face down, the Scarecrow might have been able to get free, but lying on his back on the picket, his hands waved in the air of the Horner Country while his feet kicked in the Hopper Country; so that’s where he was.

"Are you hurt?" called the Patchwork Girl anxiously.

"Are you okay?" called the Patchwork Girl anxiously.

"Course not," said Dorothy. "But if he wiggles that way he may tear his clothes. How can we get him down, Mr. Champion?"

"Of course not," said Dorothy. "But if he moves like that, he might rip his clothes. How can we get him down, Mr. Champion?"

The Champion shook his head.

The Champion shook his head.

"I don't know," he confessed. "If he could scare Horners as well as he does crows, it might be a good idea to leave him there."

"I don't know," he admitted. "If he can scare Horners as well as he does crows, it might be a good idea to keep him there."

"This is terrible," said Ojo, almost ready to cry. "I s'pose it's because I am Ojo the Unlucky that everyone who tries to help me gets into trouble."

"This is awful," said Ojo, nearly in tears. "I guess it's because I'm Ojo the Unlucky that everyone who tries to help me ends up in trouble."

281"You are lucky to have anyone to help you," declared Dorothy. "But don't worry. We'll rescue the Scarecrow, somehow."

281"You're lucky to have anyone to help you," said Dorothy. "But don't worry. We'll find a way to rescue the Scarecrow."

"I know how," announced Scraps. "Here, Mr. Champion; just throw me up to the Scarecrow. I'm nearly as light as he is, and when I'm on top the fence I'll pull our friend off the picket and toss him down to you."

"I can do it," Scraps said. "Here, Mr. Champion; just lift me up to the Scarecrow. I’m almost as light as he is, and once I’m on top of the fence, I’ll grab our friend off the picket and throw him down to you."

"All right," said the Champion, and he picked up the Patchwork Girl and threw her in the same manner he had the Scarecrow. He must have used more strength this time, however, for Scraps sailed far over the top of the fence and, without being able to grab the Scarecrow at all, tumbled to the ground in the Horner Country, where her stuffed body knocked over two men and a woman and made a crowd that had collected there run like rabbits to get away from her.282

"Okay," said the Champion, and he picked up the Patchwork Girl and threw her just like he had the Scarecrow. He must have used more power this time, though, because Scraps flew way over the top of the fence and, without being able to grab the Scarecrow at all, landed on the ground in Horner Country, where her stuffed body knocked over two men and a woman, causing a crowd that had gathered there to run away like rabbits to escape her.282

283

284 Seeing the next moment that she was harmless, the people slowly returned and gathered around the Patchwork Girl, regarding her with astonishment. One of them wore a jeweled star in his hair, just above his horn, and this seemed a person of importance. He spoke for the rest of his people, who treated him with great respect.

284 Once they realized she meant no harm, the crowd slowly approached the Patchwork Girl, looking at her in amazement. One individual, adorned with a jeweled star in his hair right above his horn, appeared to be someone significant. He spoke on behalf of the others, who showed him considerable respect.

"Who are you, Unknown Being?" he asked.

"Who are you, Unknown Being?" he asked.

"Scraps," she said, rising to her feet and patting her cotton wadding smooth where it had bunched up.

"Scraps," she said, standing up and smoothing out her cotton wadding where it had bunched up.

"And where did you come from?" he continued.

"And where did you come from?" he asked.

"Over the fence. Don't be silly. There's no other place I could have come from," she replied.

"Over the fence. Don't be ridiculous. There's nowhere else I could have come from," she replied.

He looked at her thoughtfully.

He gazed at her thoughtfully.

"You are not a Hopper," said he, "for you have two legs. They're not very well shaped, but they are two in number. And that strange creature on top the fence—why doesn't he stop kicking?—must be your brother, or father, or son, for he also has two legs."

"You’re not a Hopper," he said, "because you have two legs. They might not be very well shaped, but you have two of them. And that weird creature on top of the fence—why won’t he stop kicking?—must be your brother, father, or son, since he also has two legs."

"You must have been to visit the Wise Donkey," said Scraps, laughing so merrily that the crowd smiled with her, in sympathy. "But that reminds me, Captain—or King—"

"You must have visited the Wise Donkey," said Scraps, laughing so happily that the crowd smiled along with her, in support. "But that makes me think, Captain—or King—"

285"I am Chief of the Horners, and my name is Jak."

285"I'm the Chief of the Horners, and my name is Jak."

"Of course; Little Jack Horner; I might have known it. But the reason I volplaned over the fence was so I could have a talk with you about the Hoppers."

"Of course; Little Jack Horner; I should have known. But the reason I jumped over the fence was so I could have a chat with you about the Hoppers."

"What about the Hoppers?" asked the Chief, frowning.

"What about the Hoppers?" the Chief asked, frowning.

"You've insulted them, and you'd better beg their pardon," said Scraps. "If you don't, they'll probably hop over here and conquer you."

"You've offended them, and you'd better apologize," said Scraps. "If you don't, they might come over here and take you down."

"We're not afraid—as long as the gate is locked," declared the Chief. "And we didn't insult them at all. One of us made a joke that the stupid Hoppers couldn't see."

"We're not scared— as long as the gate is locked," said the Chief. "And we didn't offend them at all. One of us made a joke that the dumb Hoppers couldn't understand."

The Chief smiled as he said this and the smile made his face look quite jolly.

The Chief smiled as he said this, and his smile made his face look pretty cheerful.

"What was the joke?" asked Scraps.

"What was the joke?" Scraps asked.

"A Horner said they have less understanding than we, because they've only one leg. Ha, ha! You see the point, don't you? If you stand on your legs, and your legs are under you, then—ha, ha, ha!—then your legs are your under-standing. Hee, hee, hee! Ho, ho! My, but that's a fine joke. And the stupid Hoppers couldn't see it! They couldn't see that with only one leg they must have less under-standing than we who have two legs. Ha, ha, ha! Hee, hee! Ho, ho!" The Chief wiped the tears of laughter from his eyes with the bottom hem of his white robe, and all the other Horners wiped their eyes on their robes, for they had laughed just as heartily as their Chief at the absurd joke.

"A Horner said they understand less than we do because they only have one leg. Ha, ha! You get it, right? If you stand on your legs, and your legs are under you, then—ha, ha, ha!—your legs are your understanding. Hee, hee, hee! Ho, ho! Wow, that’s a great joke. And the foolish Hoppers just didn’t get it! They couldn’t grasp that with only one leg, they must understand less than we do with our two legs. Ha, ha, ha! Hee, hee! Ho, ho!" The Chief wiped the tears of laughter from his eyes with the bottom hem of his white robe, and all the other Horners wiped their eyes on their robes, having laughed just as heartily as their Chief at the ridiculous joke.

286"Then," said Scraps, "their understanding of the understanding you meant led to the misunderstanding."

286"So," Scraps said, "their grasp of what you meant led to the confusion."

"Exactly; and so there's no need for us to apologize," returned the Chief.

"Exactly; so we don’t need to apologize," replied the Chief.

"No need for an apology, perhaps, but much need for an explanation," said Scraps decidedly. "You don't want war, do you?"

"No need to apologize, maybe, but you definitely need to explain," said Scraps firmly. "You don't want a war, do you?"

"Not if we can help it," admitted Jak Horner. "The question is, who's going to explain the joke to the Horners? You know it spoils any joke to be obliged to explain it, and this is the best joke I ever heard."

"Not if we can help it," Jak Horner said. "The real question is, who’s going to explain the joke to the Horners? You know it ruins any joke to have to explain it, and this is the best joke I've ever heard."

"Who made the joke?" asked Scraps.

"Who made the joke?" Scraps asked.

"Diksey Horner. He is working in the mines, just now, but he'll be home before long. Suppose we wait and talk with him about it? Maybe he'll be willing to explain his joke to the Hoppers."

"Diksey Horner. He's working in the mines right now, but he'll be home soon. Why don't we wait and talk to him about it? Maybe he'll be willing to explain his joke to the Hoppers."

"All right," said Scraps. "I'll wait, if Diksey isn't too long."

"Okay," said Scraps. "I'll wait, as long as Diksey doesn't take too long."

"No, he's short; he's shorter than I am. Ha, ha, ha! Say! that's a better joke than Diksey's. He won't be too long, because he's short. Hee, hee, ho!"

"No, he’s short; he’s shorter than I am. Ha, ha, ha! Hey, that’s a better joke than Diksey’s. He won’t be around too long because he’s short. Hee, hee, ho!"

The other Horners who were standing by roared with laughter and seemed to like their Chief's joke as much as he did. Scraps thought it was odd that they could be so easily amused, but decided there could be little harm in people who laughed so merrily.

The other Horners standing nearby burst out laughing and seemed to enjoy their Chief's joke as much as he did. Scraps found it strange that they could be so easily entertained but figured there was probably no harm in people who laughed so joyfully.


Peace is declared.

Chap. 23
287 Peace is Declared
Chap. 23

"COME with me to my dwelling and I'll introduce you to my daughters," said the Chief. "We're bringing them up according to a book of rules that was written by one of our leading old bachelors, and everyone says they're a remarkable lot of girls."

"Come with me to my place, and I'll introduce you to my daughters," said the Chief. "We're raising them according to a guide written by one of our prominent old bachelors, and everyone says they're an amazing group of girls."

So Scraps accompanied him along the street to a house that seemed on the outside exceptionally grimy and dingy. The streets of this city were not paved nor had any attempt been made to beautify the houses or their surroundings, and having noticed this condition Scraps was astonished when the Chief ushered her into his home.

So Scraps walked with him down the street to a house that looked really dirty and run-down from the outside. The streets in this city weren’t paved and there hadn’t been any effort to make the houses or their surroundings pretty, so when Scraps saw this, she was shocked when the Chief took her into his home.

Here was nothing grimy or faded, indeed. On the contrary, the room was of288 dazzling brilliance and beauty, for it was lined throughout with an exquisite metal that resembled translucent frosted silver. The surface of this metal was highly ornamented in raised designs representing men, animals, flowers and trees, and from the metal itself was radiated the soft light which flooded the room. All the furniture was made of the same glorious metal, and Scraps asked what it was.

There was nothing dirty or worn-out, really. On the contrary, the room was of288 stunning brightness and beauty, as it was completely lined with a beautiful metal that looked like translucent frosted silver. The surface of this metal was richly decorated with raised designs of men, animals, flowers, and trees, and from the metal itself, a gentle light filled the room. All the furniture was made from the same amazing metal, and Scraps asked what it was.

"That's radium," answered the Chief. "We Horners spend all our time digging radium from the mines under this mountain, and we use it to decorate our homes and make them pretty and cosy. It is a medicine, too, and no one can ever be sick who lives near radium."

"That's radium," replied the Chief. "We Horners spend all our time mining radium from the mines under this mountain, and we use it to decorate our homes and make them nice and cozy. It's also a medicine, and no one can ever get sick who lives near radium."

"Have you plenty of it?" asked the Patchwork Girl.

"Do you have a lot of it?" asked the Patchwork Girl.

"More than we can use. All the houses in this city are decorated with it, just the same as mine is."

"More than we can use. All the houses in this city are decorated with it, just like mine."

"Why don't you use it on your streets, then, and the outside of your houses, to make them as pretty as they are within?" she inquired.

"Why don't you use it on your streets and the outside of your houses to make them as pretty as they are inside?" she asked.

"Outside? Who cares for the outside of anything?" asked the Chief. "We Horners don't live on the outside of our homes; we live inside. Many people are like those stupid Hoppers, who love to make an outside show. I suppose you strangers thought their city more beautiful than ours, because you judged from appearances and they have handsome marble houses and marble streets; but if you entered one of their stiff dwellings you would find it bare and uncomfortable, as all289 their show is on the outside. They have an idea that what is not seen by others is not important, but with us the rooms we live in are our chief delight and care, and we pay no attention to outside show."

"Outside? Who cares about the outside of anything?" asked the Chief. "We Horners don't live on the outside of our homes; we live inside. Many people are like those silly Hoppers, who love to put on a show. I guess you strangers thought their city was nicer than ours because you judged by appearances, and they have beautiful marble houses and marble streets; but if you stepped inside one of their stiff homes, you would find it empty and uncomfortable, since all their show is on the outside. They think that what isn't seen by others isn't important, but for us, the rooms we live in are our greatest joy and focus, and we don't care about outside appearances."

"Seems to me," said Scraps, musingly, "it would be better to make it all pretty—inside and out."

"Looks to me," said Scraps, thoughtfully, "it would be better to make everything beautiful—both inside and out."

"Seems? Why, you're all seams, my girl!" said the Chief; and then he laughed heartily at his latest joke and a chorus of small voices echoed the chorus with "tee-hee-hee! ha, ha!"

"Seems? You’re all seams, my girl!" said the Chief; and then he laughed heartily at his latest joke, while a chorus of small voices joined in with "tee-hee-hee! ha, ha!"

Scraps turned around and found a row of girls seated in radium chairs ranged along one wall of the room. There were nineteen of them, by actual count, and they were of all sizes from a tiny child to one almost a grown woman. All were neatly dressed in spotless white robes and had brown skins, horns on their foreheads and three-colored hair.

Scraps turned around and saw a line of girls sitting in radium chairs lined up along one wall of the room. There were nineteen of them, to be exact, and they varied in size from a small child to one who was nearly a grown woman. All were neatly dressed in clean white robes and had brown skin, horns on their foreheads, and three-colored hair.

"These," said the Chief, "are my sweet daughters. My dears, I introduce to you Miss Scraps Patchwork, a lady who is traveling in foreign parts to increase her store of wisdom."

"These," said the Chief, "are my lovely daughters. My dears, I present to you Miss Scraps Patchwork, a woman who is traveling to distant places to gain more knowledge."

The nineteen Horner girls all arose and made a polite courtesy, after which they resumed their seats and rearranged their robes properly.

The nineteen Horner girls all stood up and gave a polite bow, after which they sat back down and adjusted their robes neatly.

"Why do they sit so still, and all in a row?" asked Scraps.

"Why are they sitting so still, all lined up?" asked Scraps.

"Because it is ladylike and proper," replied the Chief.

"Because it's polite and respectful," replied the Chief.

"But some are just children, poor things! Don't they ever run around and play and laugh, and have a good time?"

"But some are just kids, poor things! Don’t they ever run around, play, laugh, and have a good time?"

"No, indeed," said the Chief. "That would be improper290 in young ladies, as well as in those who will sometime become young ladies. My daughters are being brought up according to the rules and regulations laid down by a leading bachelor who has given the subject much study and is himself a man of taste and culture. Politeness is his great hobby, and he claims that if a child is allowed to do an impolite thing one cannot expect the grown person to do anything better."

"No way," said the Chief. "That wouldn't be appropriate290 for young ladies, or for those who will eventually become young ladies. My daughters are being raised according to the guidelines set by a prominent bachelor who has studied this topic extensively and is himself a person of taste and culture. Politeness is his main interest, and he believes that if a child is allowed to do something impolite, you can't expect the adult to behave any better."

"Is it impolite to romp and shout and be jolly?" asked Scraps.

"Is it rude to play around, shout, and have fun?" asked Scraps.

"Well, sometimes it is, and sometimes it isn't," replied the Horner, after considering the question. "By curbing such inclinations in my daughters we keep on the safe side. Once in a while I make a good joke, as you have heard, and then I permit my daughters to laugh decorously; but they are never allowed to make a joke themselves."

"Well, sometimes it is, and sometimes it isn’t," replied the Horner, after thinking about the question. "By keeping those tendencies in check with my daughters, we stay on the safe side. Occasionally, I tell a good joke, as you’ve heard, and then I let my daughters laugh politely; but they’re never allowed to make a joke themselves."

"That old bachelor who made the rules ought to be skinned alive!" declared Scraps, and would have said more on the subject had not the door opened to admit a little Horner man whom the Chief introduced as Diksey.

"That old bachelor who made the rules should be skinned alive!" declared Scraps, and would have said more on the subject if the door hadn't opened to let in a little Horner man whom the Chief introduced as Diksey.

"What's up, Chief?" asked Diksey, winking nineteen times at the nineteen girls, who demurely cast down their eyes because their father was looking.

"What's up, Chief?" Diksey asked, winking nineteen times at the nineteen girls, who shyly lowered their eyes since their dad was watching.

The Chief told the man that his joke had not been understood by the dull Hoppers, who had become so angry that they had declared war. So the only way to avoid a terrible battle was to explain the joke so they could understand it.

The Chief told the man that the dull Hoppers didn't get his joke, and they had gotten so upset that they declared war. So, the only way to stop a brutal battle was to explain the joke so they could understand it.

291"All right," replied Diksey, who seemed a good-natured man; "I'll go at once to the fence and explain. I don't want any war with the Hoppers, for wars between nations always cause hard feelings."

291 "Okay," replied Diksey, who seemed like a nice guy; "I'll head over to the fence and explain. I don’t want any conflict with the Hoppers, because wars between nations always lead to hard feelings."

So the Chief and Diksey and Scraps left the house and went back to the marble picket fence. The Scarecrow was still stuck on the top of his picket but had now ceased to struggle. On the other side of the fence were Dorothy and Ojo, looking between the pickets; and there, also, were the Champion and many other Hoppers.

So the Chief, Diksey, and Scraps left the house and headed back to the marble picket fence. The Scarecrow was still stuck on top of his picket but had stopped struggling. On the other side of the fence were Dorothy and Ojo, peering between the pickets; and there were also the Champion and many other Hoppers.

Diksey went close to the fence and said:

Diksey walked up to the fence and said:

"My good Hoppers, I wish to explain that what I said about you was a joke. You have but one leg each, and we have two legs each. Our legs are under us, whether one or two, and we stand on them. So, when I said you had less understanding than we, I did not mean that you had less understanding, you understand, but that you had less standundering, so to speak. Do you understand that?"

"My good Hoppers, I want to clarify that what I said about you was a joke. You each have one leg, while we each have two. Our legs support us, whether it's one or two, and we stand on them. So, when I said you had less understanding than we do, I didn't mean to say you have less understanding, you see, but that you have less ability to stand and understand, so to speak. Do you get that?"

The Hoppers thought it over carefully. Then one said:

The Hoppers thought about it carefully. Then one of them said:

"That is clear enough; but where does the joke come in?"

"That's clear enough, but where's the joke?"

Dorothy laughed, for she couldn't help it, although all the others were solemn enough.

Dorothy laughed because she couldn't help it, even though everyone else was serious.

"I'll tell you where the joke comes in," she said, and took the Hoppers away to a distance, where the Horners could not hear them. "You know," she then explained, "those neighbors of yours are not very bright, poor things, and what they292 think is a joke isn't a joke at all—it's true, don't you see?"

"I'll tell you where the joke is," she said, taking the Hoppers away to a distance where the Horners couldn't hear them. "You know," she explained, "your neighbors aren't very bright, poor things, and what they292 think is a joke isn't a joke at all—it's true, can’t you see?"

"True that we have less understanding?" asked the Champion.

"Is it true that we understand less now?" asked the Champion.

"Yes; it's true because you don't understand such a poor joke; if you did, you'd be no wiser than they are."

"Yes, that's true because you don't get such a bad joke; if you did, you wouldn't be any smarter than they are."

"Ah, yes; of course," they answered, looking very wise.

"Of course," they replied, looking very knowledgeable.

"So I'll tell you what to do," continued Dorothy. "Laugh at their poor joke and tell 'em it's pretty good for a Horner. Then they won't dare say you have less understanding, because you understand as much as they do."

"So I'll tell you what to do," continued Dorothy. "Laugh at their lame joke and say it's pretty good for a Horner. Then they won't even think about saying you understand less, because you understand just as much as they do."

The Hoppers looked at one another questioningly and blinked their eyes and tried to think what it all meant; but they couldn't figure it out.

The Hoppers exchanged confused glances and blinked, trying to make sense of it all; but they couldn't figure it out.

"What do you think, Champion?" asked one of them.

"What do you think, Champion?" one of them asked.

"I think it is dangerous to think of this thing any more than we can help," he replied. "Let us do as this girl says and laugh with the Horners, so as to make them believe we see the joke. Then there will be peace again and no need to fight."

"I think it's risky to dwell on this any more than necessary," he replied. "Let's do what this girl suggests and laugh with the Horners, to make them think we get the joke. That way, everything will settle down and we won't have to fight."

They readily agreed to this and returned to the fence laughing as loud and as hard as they could, although they didn't feel like laughing a bit. The Horners were much surprised.

They quickly agreed to this and went back to the fence, laughing as loudly and as heartily as they could, even though they didn't feel like laughing at all. The Horners were quite surprised.

"That's a fine joke—for a Horner—and we are much pleased with it," said the Champion, speaking between the pickets. "But please don't do it again."

"That's a good joke—for a Horner—and we really liked it," said the Champion, speaking through the pickets. "But please don't do it again."

"I won't," promised Diksey. "If I think of another such joke I'll try to forget it."

"I won't," Diksey promised. "If I come up with another joke like that, I'll try to forget it."

293"Good!" cried the Chief Horner. "The war is over and peace is declared."

293"Great!" shouted Chief Horner. "The war is over and peace has been declared."

There was much joyful shouting on both sides the fence and the gate was unlocked and thrown wide open, so that Scraps was able to rejoin her friends.

There was a lot of happy shouting from both sides of the fence, and the gate was unlocked and swung wide open, allowing Scraps to reunite with her friends.

"What about the Scarecrow?" she asked Dorothy.

"What about the Scarecrow?" she asked Dorothy.

"We must get him down, somehow or other," was the reply.

"We need to get him down, one way or another," was the reply.

"Perhaps the Horners can find a way," suggested Ojo. So they all went through the gate and Dorothy asked the Chief Horner how they could get the Scarecrow off the fence. The Chief didn't know how, but Diksey said:

"Maybe the Horners can figure something out," Ojo suggested. So they all went through the gate, and Dorothy asked the Chief Horner how they could get the Scarecrow off the fence. The Chief didn't have a clue, but Diksey said:

"A ladder's the thing."

"Ladders are what you need."

"Have you one?" asked Dorothy.

"Do you have one?" asked Dorothy.

"To be sure. We use ladders in our mines," said he. Then he ran away to get the ladder, and while he was gone the Horners gathered around and welcomed the strangers to their country, for through them a great war had been avoided.

"Definitely. We use ladders in our mines," he said. Then he ran off to grab the ladder, and while he was gone, the Horners gathered around and welcomed the strangers to their land, for their presence had prevented a major war.

In a little while Diksey came back with a tall ladder which he placed against the fence. Ojo at once climbed to the top of the ladder and Dorothy went about halfway up and Scraps stood at the foot of it. Toto ran around it and barked. Then Ojo pulled the Scarecrow away from the picket and passed him down to Dorothy, who in turn lowered him to the Patchwork Girl.

In a little while, Diksey returned with a tall ladder, which he leaned against the fence. Ojo immediately climbed to the top of the ladder, while Dorothy went up about halfway, and Scraps stayed at the bottom. Toto ran around the ladder, barking. Then Ojo pulled the Scarecrow away from the fence and handed him down to Dorothy, who then lowered him to the Patchwork Girl.

As soon as he was on his feet and standing on solid ground the Scarecrow said:

As soon as he was standing up and on solid ground, the Scarecrow said:

294"Much obliged. I feel much better. I'm not stuck on that picket any more."

294"Thank you. I feel a lot better now. I'm not stuck on that fence anymore."

The Horners began to laugh, thinking this was a joke, but the Scarecrow shook himself and patted his straw a little and said to Dorothy: "Is there much of a hole in my back?"

The Horners started laughing, thinking it was a joke, but the Scarecrow shook himself and adjusted his straw a bit and asked Dorothy, "Is there a big hole in my back?"

The little girl examined him carefully.

The little girl looked him over closely.

"There's quite a hole," she said. "But I've got a needle and thread in the knapsack and I'll sew you up again."

"There's a pretty big hole," she said. "But I've got a needle and thread in the backpack, and I'll stitch you up again."

"Do so," he begged earnestly, and again the Horners laughed, to the Scarecrow's great annoyance.

"Go ahead," he pleaded sincerely, and once more the Horners laughed, much to the Scarecrow's annoyance.

While Dorothy was sewing up the hole in the straw man's back Scraps examined the other parts of him.

While Dorothy was sewing up the hole in the scarecrow's back, Scraps checked out the other parts of him.

"One of his legs is ripped, too!" she exclaimed.

"One of his legs is torn, too!" she exclaimed.

"Oho!" cried little Diksey; "that's bad. Give him the needle and thread and let him mend his ways."

"Oho!" shouted little Diksey; "that's not good. Give him the needle and thread so he can fix his ways."

"Ha, ha, ha!" laughed the Chief, and the other Horners at once roared with laughter.

"Ha, ha, ha!" laughed the Chief, and the other Horners immediately burst into laughter.

"What's funny?" inquired the Scarecrow sternly.

"What's so funny?" the Scarecrow asked seriously.

"Don't you see?" asked Diksey, who had laughed even harder than the others. "That's a joke. It's by odds the best joke I ever made. You walk with your legs, and so that's the way you walk, and your legs are the ways. See? So, when you mend your legs, you mend your ways. Ho, ho, ho! hee, hee! I'd no idea I could make such a fine joke!"

"Don’t you get it?" asked Diksey, who had laughed even harder than the others. "That’s a joke. It's definitely the best joke I’ve ever made. You walk with your legs, and that’s how you walk, and your legs are your ways. Get it? So, when you fix your legs, you fix your ways. Ha, ha, ha! Hee, hee! I had no idea I could come up with such a great joke!"

"Just wonderful!" echoed the Chief. "How do you manage to do it, Diksey?"295

"Just amazing!" repeated the Chief. "How do you pull it off, Diksey?"295

296 "I don't know," said Diksey modestly. "Perhaps it's the radium, but I rather think it's my splendid intellect."

296 "I have no idea," said Diksey humbly. "Maybe it's the radium, but I think it's my amazing intellect."

"If you don't quit it," the Scarecrow told him, "there'll be a worse war than the one you've escaped from."

"If you don't stop it," the Scarecrow told him, "there'll be a worse war than the one you've just escaped."

Ojo had been deep in thought, and now he asked the Chief: "Is there a dark well in any part of your country?"

Ojo had been lost in thought, and now he asked the Chief, "Is there a dark well anywhere in your country?"

"A dark well? None that ever I heard of," was the answer.

"A dark well? Not one I've ever heard of," was the reply.

"Oh, yes," said Diksey, who overheard the boy's question. "There's a very dark well down in my radium mine."

"Oh, yes," said Diksey, who heard the boy's question. "There's a really dark well down in my radium mine."

"Is there any water in it?" Ojo eagerly asked.

"Is there any water in there?" Ojo eagerly asked.

"Can't say; I've never looked to see. But we can find out."

"Can't say; I've never checked. But we can find out."

So, as soon as the Scarecrow was mended, they decided to go with Diksey to the mine. When Dorothy had patted the straw man into shape again he declared he felt as good as new and equal to further adventures.

So, as soon as the Scarecrow was fixed, they decided to go with Diksey to the mine. When Dorothy had patted the straw man back into shape, he said he felt as good as new and ready for more adventures.

"Still," said he, "I prefer not to do picket duty again. High life doesn't seem to agree with my constitution." And then they hurried away to escape the laughter of the Horners, who thought this was another joke.297

"Still," he said, "I'd rather not do picket duty again. The high life just doesn't seem to suit me." Then they hurried off to get away from the laughter of the Horners, who thought this was another joke.297


298

Ojo discovers the dark well.

Chap. 24
299 Ojo Finds the Dark Well
Chap. 24

THEY now followed Diksey to the farther end of the great cave, beyond the Horner city, where there were several round, dark holes leading into the ground in a slanting direction. Diksey went to one of these holes and said:

THEY now followed Diksey to the far end of the large cave, past the Horner city, where there were several round, dark openings leading into the ground at an angle. Diksey approached one of these openings and said:

"Here is the mine in which lies the dark well you are seeking. Follow me and step carefully and I'll lead you to the place."

"Here’s the mine where the dark well you’re looking for is. Follow me and watch your step, and I’ll take you there."

He went in first and after him came Ojo, and then Dorothy, with the Scarecrow behind her. The Patchwork Girl entered last of all, for Toto kept close beside his little mistress.

He went in first, followed by Ojo, and then Dorothy, with the Scarecrow behind her. The Patchwork Girl entered last, since Toto stayed close to his little owner.

A few steps beyond the mouth of the opening it was pitch dark. "You won't lose your way,300 though," said the Horner, "for there's only one way to go. The mine's mine and I know every step of the way. How's that for a joke, eh? The mine's mine." Then he chuckled gleefully as they followed him silently down the steep slant. The hole was just big enough to permit them to walk upright, although the Scarecrow, being much the taller of the party, often had to bend his head to keep from hitting the top.

A few steps past the entrance, it was completely dark. "You won't get lost, though," said the Horner, "because there's only one way to go. The mine belongs to me, and I know every step. How's that for a joke, right? The mine's mine." Then he laughed happily as they quietly followed him down the steep slope. The tunnel was just wide enough for them to walk upright, although the Scarecrow, being the tallest in the group, frequently had to lower his head to avoid hitting the ceiling.

The floor of the tunnel was difficult to walk upon because it had been worn smooth as glass, and pretty soon Scraps, who was some distance behind the others, slipped and fell head foremost. At once she began to slide downward, so swiftly that when she came to the Scarecrow she knocked him off his feet and sent him tumbling against Dorothy, who tripped up Ojo. The boy fell against the Horner, so that all went tumbling down the slide in a regular mix-up, unable to see where they were going because of the darkness.

The floor of the tunnel was hard to walk on because it was worn down smooth like glass, and before long, Scraps, who was a bit behind the others, slipped and fell headfirst. She started sliding down quickly, and when she reached the Scarecrow, she knocked him off his feet, sending him crashing into Dorothy, who then tripped Ojo. The boy bumped into the Horner, causing everyone to tumble down the slide in a complete mess, unable to see where they were headed because of the darkness.

Fortunately, when they reached the bottom the Scarecrow and Scraps were in front, and the others bumped against them, so that no one was hurt. They found themselves in a vast cave which was dimly lighted by the tiny grains of radium that lay scattered among the loose rocks.

Fortunately, when they got to the bottom, the Scarecrow and Scraps were in front, and the others collided with them, so nobody got hurt. They found themselves in a huge cave that was dimly lit by the tiny grains of radium scattered among the loose rocks.

"Now," said Diksey, when they had all regained their feet, "I will show you where the dark well is. This is a big place, but if we hold fast to each other we won't get lost."

"Alright," said Diksey, when they had all gotten back on their feet, "I’ll show you where the dark well is. This is a large area, but if we stick together, we won’t get lost."

They took hold of hands and the Horner led them into a dark corner, where he halted.

They joined hands and the Horner led them into a dark corner, where he stopped.

301"Be careful," said he warningly. "The well is at your feet."

301"Be careful," he warned. "The well is right at your feet."

"All right," replied Ojo, and kneeling down he felt in the well with his hand and found that it contained a quantity of water. "Where's the gold flask, Dorothy?" he asked, and the little girl handed him the flask, which she had brought with her.

"Okay," Ojo said, kneeling down to feel into the well with his hand and discovering it had some water. "Where's the gold flask, Dorothy?" he asked, and the little girl handed him the flask she had brought with her.

Ojo knelt again and by feeling carefully in the dark managed to fill the flask with the unseen water that was in the well. Then he screwed the top of the flask firmly in place and put the precious water in his pocket.

Ojo knelt down again and, by carefully feeling around in the dark, managed to fill the flask with the invisible water from the well. Then he tightly screwed the top of the flask on and tucked the precious water into his pocket.

"All right!" he said again, in a glad voice; "now we can go back."

"All right!" he said again, happily; "now we can go back."

They returned to the mouth of the tunnel and began to creep cautiously up the incline. This time they made Scraps stay behind, for fear she would slip again; but they all managed to get up in safety and the Munchkin boy was very happy when he stood in the Horner city and realized that the water from the dark well, which he and his friends had traveled so far to secure, was safe in his jacket pocket.302

They went back to the entrance of the tunnel and started to climb the slope carefully. This time, they had Scraps stay behind because they were worried she might slip again; but they all managed to make it up safely, and the Munchkin boy was really happy when he stood in the Horner city and realized that the water from the dark well, which he and his friends had traveled so far to get, was safe in his jacket pocket.302


THEY BRIBE THE LAZY QUADLING

Ch. 25
303 They Bribe the Lazy Quadling
Chap. 25

"NOW," said Dorothy, as they stood on the mountain path, having left behind them the cave in which dwelt the Hoppers and the Horners, "I think we must find a road into the Country of the Winkies, for there is where Ojo wants to go next."

"NOW," said Dorothy, as they stood on the mountain path, having left behind the cave where the Hoppers and the Horners lived, "I think we should find a way into the Country of the Winkies, because that's where Ojo wants to go next."

"Is there such a road?" asked the Scarecrow.

"Is there a road like that?" asked the Scarecrow.

"I don't know," she replied. "I s'pose we can go back the way we came, to Jack Pumpkinhead's house, and then turn into the Winkie Country; but that seems like running 'round a haystack, doesn't it?"

"I don't know," she said. "I guess we can go back the way we came, to Jack Pumpkinhead's house, and then head into the Winkie Country; but that feels like going around in circles, doesn't it?"

"Yes," said the Scarecrow. "What is the next thing Ojo must get?"

"Yeah," said the Scarecrow. "What does Ojo need to get next?"

"A yellow butterfly," answered the boy.

"A yellow butterfly," the boy replied.

"That means the304 Winkie Country, all right, for it's the yellow country of Oz," remarked Dorothy. "I think, Scarecrow, we ought to take him to the Tin Woodman, for he's the Emp'ror of the Winkies and will help us to find what Ojo wants."

"That means the304 Winkie Country, for it's the yellow country of Oz," Dorothy said. "I think, Scarecrow, we should take him to the Tin Woodman, since he's the Emperor of the Winkies and will help us find what Ojo needs."

"Of course," replied the Scarecrow, brightening at the suggestion. "The Tin Woodman will do anything we ask him, for he's one of my dearest friends. I believe we can take a crosscut into his country and so get to his castle a day sooner than if we travel back the way we came."

"Of course," replied the Scarecrow, lighting up at the idea. "The Tin Woodman will do whatever we ask, since he's one of my closest friends. I think we can take a shortcut into his territory and reach his castle a day earlier than if we go back the way we came."

"I think so, too," said the girl; "and that means we must keep to the left."

"I think so, too," said the girl, "and that means we have to stick to the left."

They were obliged to go down the mountain before they found any path that led in the direction they wanted to go, but among the tumbled rocks at the foot of the mountain was a faint trail which they decided to follow. Two or three hours' walk along this trail brought them to a clear, level country, where there were a few farms and some scattered houses. But they knew they were still in the Country of the Quadlings, because everything had a bright red color. Not that the trees and grasses were red, but the fences and houses were painted that color and all the wild-flowers that bloomed by the wayside had red blossoms. This part of the Quadling Country seemed peaceful and prosperous, if rather lonely, and the road was now more distinct and easier to follow.

They had to go down the mountain before they found any path leading in the direction they wanted to go, but at the foot of the mountain, among the fallen rocks, was a faint trail they decided to follow. After walking for two or three hours on this trail, they reached a clear, flat area with a few farms and some scattered houses. They knew they were still in the Country of the Quadlings because everything was a bright red color. The trees and grass weren’t red, but the fences and houses were painted that color, and all the wildflowers blooming by the side of the road had red blossoms. This part of the Quadling Country felt peaceful and prosperous, although a bit lonely, and the road was now more distinct and easier to follow.

But just as they were congratulating themselves upon the progress they had made they came upon a broad river which305 swept along between high banks, and here the road ended and there was no bridge of any sort to allow them to cross.

But just as they were patting themselves on the back for the progress they had made, they encountered a wide river that305 flowed swiftly between steep banks, and here the road came to an end with no bridge in sight to let them cross.

"This is queer," mused Dorothy, looking at the water reflectively. "Why should there be any road, if the river stops everyone walking along it?"

"This is strange," Dorothy thought, gazing at the water thoughtfully. "Why would there even be a road if the river prevents anyone from walking along it?"

"Wow!" said Toto, gazing earnestly into her face.

"Wow!" Toto said, looking intently at her face.

"That's the best answer you'll get," declared the Scarecrow, with his comical smile, "for no one knows any more than Toto about this road."

"That's the best answer you'll get," said the Scarecrow, with his funny smile, "because no one knows any more than Toto about this road."

Said Scraps:

Said scraps:

"Every time I see a river,
I have chills that make me shake,
For I can never forget All the water is super wet. If my patches get a soak
It'll be a terrible joke;
So I’ll never try to swim. "Until I find the water is dry."

"Try to control yourself, Scraps," said Ojo; "you're getting crazy again. No one intends to swim that river."

"Try to calm down, Scraps," said Ojo; "you're going a little wild again. No one plans to swim across that river."

"No," decided Dorothy, "we couldn't swim it if we tried. It's too big a river, and the water moves awful fast."

“No,” Dorothy said, “there's no way we could swim across. The river is too wide, and the current is really strong.”

"There ought to be a ferryman with a boat," said the Scarecrow; "but I don't see any."

"There should be a ferryman with a boat," said the Scarecrow; "but I don't see one."

306"Couldn't we make a raft?" suggested Ojo.

306"What if we made a raft?" asked Ojo.

"There's nothing to make one of," answered Dorothy.

"There's nothing to make one of," replied Dorothy.

"Wow!" said Toto again, and Dorothy saw he was looking along the bank of the river.

"Wow!" Toto said again, and Dorothy noticed he was looking along the riverbank.

"Why, he sees a house over there!" cried the little girl. "I wonder we didn't notice it ourselves. Let's go and ask the people how to get 'cross the river."

"Look, there’s a house over there!" shouted the little girl. "I can't believe we didn’t see it ourselves. Let’s go ask the people how to get across the river."

A quarter of a mile along the bank stood a small, round house, painted bright red, and as it was on their side of the river they hurried toward it. A chubby little man, dressed all in red, came out to greet them, and with him were two children, also in red costumes. The man's eyes were big and staring as he examined the Scarecrow and the Patchwork Girl, and the children shyly hid behind him and peeked timidly at Toto.

A quarter of a mile down the bank stood a small, round house painted bright red, and since it was on their side of the river, they hurried toward it. A chubby little man, dressed entirely in red, came out to greet them, followed by two kids in red outfits. The man's eyes were wide and curious as he looked at the Scarecrow and the Patchwork Girl, while the children shyly hid behind him and peeked timidly at Toto.

"Do you live here, my good man?" asked the Scarecrow.

"Do you live here, my good man?" asked the Scarecrow.

"I think I do, Most Mighty Magician," replied the Quadling, bowing low; "but whether I'm awake or dreaming I can't be positive, so I'm not sure where I live. If you'll kindly pinch me I'll find out all about it."

"I think I do, Most Mighty Magician," said the Quadling, bowing deeply; "but I can't be certain if I'm awake or dreaming, so I'm unsure where I live. If you could please pinch me, I'll find out everything."

"You're awake," said Dorothy, "and this is no magician, but just the Scarecrow."

"You're awake," Dorothy said, "and this isn't a magician, just the Scarecrow."

"But he's alive," protested the man, "and he oughtn't to be, you know. And that other dreadful person—the girl who is all patches—seems to be alive, too."

"But he’s alive," the man protested, "and he shouldn’t be, you know. And that other awful person—the girl who is all patches—looks like she’s alive, too."

"Very much so," declared Scraps, making a face at him. "But that isn't your affair, you know."

"Definitely," Scraps said, making a face at him. "But that doesn't concern you, you know."

307"I've a right to be surprised, haven't I?" asked the man meekly.

307"I have a reason to be surprised, don't I?" the man asked quietly.

"I'm not sure; but anyhow you've no right to say I'm dreadful. The Scarecrow, who is a gentleman of great wisdom, thinks I'm beautiful," retorted Scraps.

"I'm not sure, but anyway you have no right to say I'm awful. The Scarecrow, who's a guy with a lot of wisdom, thinks I'm beautiful," Scraps shot back.

"Never mind all that," said Dorothy. "Tell us, good Quadling, how we can get across the river."

"Forget all that," said Dorothy. "Tell us, good Quadling, how we can get across the river."

"I don't know," replied the Quadling.

"I don't know," the Quadling replied.

"Don't you ever cross it?" asked the girl.

"Do you ever cross it?" the girl asked.

"Never."

"Not ever."

"Don't travelers cross it?"

"Don't travelers go across it?"

"Not to my knowledge," said he.

"Not that I know of," he said.

They were much surprised to hear this, and the man added: "It's a pretty big river, and the current is strong. I know a man who lives on the opposite bank, for I've seen him there a good many years; but we've never spoken because neither of us has ever crossed over."

They were quite surprised to hear this, and the man continued: "It's a pretty large river, and the current is strong. I know a guy who lives on the other side; I've seen him there for quite a few years, but we've never talked because neither of us has ever crossed over."

"That's queer," said the Scarecrow. "Don't you own a boat?"

"That's unusual," said the Scarecrow. "Don't you have a boat?"

The man shook his head.

The guy shook his head.

"Nor a raft?"

"Not even a raft?"

"No."

"No."

"Where does this river go to?" asked Dorothy.

"Where does this river lead to?" asked Dorothy.

"That way," answered the man, pointing with one hand, "it goes into the Country of the Winkies, which is ruled by the Tin Emperor, who must be a mighty magician because he's308 all made of tin, and yet he's alive. And that way," pointing with the other hand, "the river runs between two mountains where dangerous people dwell."

"That way," the man replied, pointing with one hand, "leads to the Country of the Winkies, which is ruled by the Tin Emperor. He must be a powerful magician because he’s308 entirely made of tin, yet he’s alive. And that way," he said, pointing with the other hand, "the river flows between two mountains where dangerous people live."

The Scarecrow looked at the water before them.

The Scarecrow looked at the water in front of them.

"The current flows toward the Winkie Country," said he; "and so, if we had a boat, or a raft, the river would float us there more quickly and more easily than we could walk."

"The current goes toward the Winkie Country," he said, "so if we had a boat or a raft, the river would get us there faster and easier than we could walk."

"That is true," agreed Dorothy; and then they all looked thoughtful and wondered what could be done.

"That's true," agreed Dorothy; and then they all looked thoughtful and wondered what they could do.

"Why can't the man make us a raft?" asked Ojo.

"Why can't the guy make us a raft?" asked Ojo.

"Will you?" inquired Dorothy, turning to the Quadling.

"Will you?" Dorothy asked, turning to the Quadling.

The chubby man shook his head.

The chubby man shook his head.

"I'm too lazy," he said. "My wife says I'm the laziest man in all Oz, and she is a truthful woman. I hate work of any kind, and making a raft is hard work."

"I'm too lazy," he said. "My wife says I'm the laziest man in all of Oz, and she tells the truth. I hate any kind of work, and building a raft is tough."

"I'll give you my em'rald ring," promised the girl.

"I'll give you my emerald ring," promised the girl.

"No; I don't care for emeralds. If it were a ruby, which is the color I like best, I might work a little while."

"No; I’m not into emeralds. If it were a ruby, which is my favorite color, I might put in a bit of effort."

"I've got some Square Meal Tablets," said the Scarecrow. "Each one is the same as a dish of soup, a fried fish, a mutton pot-pie, lobster salad, charlotte russe and lemon jelly—all made into one little tablet that you can swallow without trouble."

"I've got some Square Meal Tablets," said the Scarecrow. "Each one is like having a bowl of soup, a fried fish, a mutton pot pie, lobster salad, a charlotte russe, and lemon jelly—all combined into one tiny tablet that you can easily swallow."

"Without trouble!" exclaimed the Quadling, much interested; "then those tablets would be fine for a lazy man. It's such hard work to chew when you eat."

"Easy peasy!" said the Quadling, clearly intrigued; "then those tablets would be great for someone who doesn’t want to put in the effort. Chewing is such a hassle when you're eating."

309"I'll give you six of those tablets if you'll help us make a raft," promised the Scarecrow. "They're a combination of food which people who eat are very fond of. I never eat, you know, being straw; but some of my friends eat regularly. What do you say to my offer, Quadling?"

309"I'll give you six of those tablets if you help us make a raft," promised the Scarecrow. "They're a mix of food that people really like. I never eat, since I'm made of straw, but some of my friends eat regularly. What do you think of my offer, Quadling?"

"I'll do it," decided the man. "I'll help, and you can do most of the work. But my wife has gone fishing for red eels to-day, so some of you will have to mind the children."

"I'll do it," the man decided. "I'll help out, and you can take on most of the work. But my wife went fishing for red eels today, so some of you will need to watch the kids."

Scraps promised to do that, and the children were not so shy when the Patchwork Girl sat down to play with them. They grew to like Toto, too, and the little dog allowed them to pat him on his head, which gave the little ones much joy.

Scraps promised to do that, and the kids were less shy when the Patchwork Girl joined them to play. They also started to like Toto, and the little dog let them pet him on the head, which made the little ones very happy.

There were a number of fallen trees near the house and the Quadling got his axe and chopped them into logs of equal length. He took his wife's clothesline to bind these logs together, so that they would form a raft, and Ojo found some strips of wood and nailed them along the tops of the logs, to render them more firm. The Scarecrow and Dorothy helped roll the logs together and carry the strips of wood, but it took so long to make the raft that evening came just as it was finished, and with evening the Quadling's wife returned from her fishing.

There were several fallen trees near the house, and the Quadling got his axe and cut them into logs of equal length. He used his wife's clothesline to tie the logs together to make a raft, and Ojo found some strips of wood and nailed them along the tops of the logs to make them sturdier. The Scarecrow and Dorothy helped roll the logs together and carry the strips of wood, but it took so long to build the raft that evening arrived just as it was finished, and with evening, the Quadling's wife came back from her fishing.

The woman proved to be cross and bad-tempered, perhaps because she had only caught one red eel during all the day. When she found that her husband had used her clothesline, and the logs she had wanted for firewood, and the boards she310 had intended to mend the shed with, and a lot of gold nails, she became very angry. Scraps wanted to shake the woman, to make her behave, but Dorothy talked to her in a gentle tone and told the Quadling's wife she was a Princess of Oz and a friend of Ozma and that when she got back to the Emerald City she would send them a lot of things to repay them for the raft, including a new clothesline. This promise pleased the woman and she soon became more pleasant, saying they could stay the night at her house and begin their voyage on the river next morning.

The woman turned out to be irritable and grumpy, maybe because she had only caught one red eel all day. When she discovered that her husband had used her clothesline, the logs she wanted for firewood, and the boards she310 planned to use to fix the shed, along with a bunch of gold nails, she got really upset. Scraps wanted to shake her to make her behave, but Dorothy spoke to her softly and told the Quadling's wife that she was a Princess of Oz and a friend of Ozma. She promised that when they returned to the Emerald City, she'd send them a lot of things to thank them for the raft, including a new clothesline. This promise made the woman happy, and she quickly became friendlier, saying they could stay the night at her house and start their journey on the river the next morning.

This they did, spending a pleasant evening with the Quadling family and being entertained with such hospitality as the poor people were able to offer them. The man groaned a good deal and said he had overworked himself by chopping the logs, but the Scarecrow gave him two more tablets than he had promised, which seemed to comfort the lazy fellow.

This they did, spending a nice evening with the Quadling family and being treated to the best hospitality the struggling family could provide. The man groaned a lot and said he had exhausted himself chopping logs, but the Scarecrow gave him two more tablets than he had promised, which seemed to cheer the slacker up.


The Trick River

Ch. 26
311 The Trick River
Chap. 26

NEXT morning they pushed the raft into the water and all got aboard. The Quadling man had to hold the log craft fast while they took their places, and the flow of the river was so powerful that it nearly tore the raft from his hands. As soon as they were all seated upon the logs he let go and away it floated and the adventurers had begun their voyage toward the Winkie Country.

NEXT morning they launched the raft into the water and all got on board. The Quadling man had to hold the wooden craft steady while they took their seats, and the river's current was so strong that it almost pulled the raft from his grip. Once they were all settled on the logs, he released his hold and off it floated, marking the start of their adventure toward the Winkie Country.

The little house of the Quadlings was out of sight almost before they had cried their good-byes, and the Scarecrow said in a pleased voice: "It won't take us long to get to the Winkie Country, at this rate."

The small Quadling house was barely out of sight by the time they finished saying their goodbyes, and the Scarecrow said happily, "At this pace, we’ll reach Winkie Country in no time."

They had floated several312 miles down the stream and were enjoying the ride when suddenly the raft slowed up, stopped short, and then began to float back the way it had come.

They had floated several312 miles down the stream and were enjoying the ride when suddenly the raft slowed down, stopped completely, and then started to float back the way it had come.

"Why, what's wrong?" asked Dorothy, in astonishment; but they were all just as bewildered as she was and at first no one could answer the question. Soon, however, they realized the truth: that the current of the river had reversed and the water was now flowing in the opposite direction—toward the mountains.

"What's wrong?" Dorothy asked, shocked; but everyone else was just as confused as she was, and at first, no one could answer her question. Soon, though, they understood the situation: the river's current had switched, and the water was now flowing the other way—toward the mountains.

They began to recognize the scenes they had passed, and by and by they came in sight of the little house of the Quadlings again. The man was standing on the river bank and he called to them:

They started to recognize the places they had passed, and before long, they spotted the small house of the Quadlings once more. The man was standing on the riverbank and called out to them:

"How do you do? Glad to see you again. I forgot to tell you that the river changes its direction every little while. Sometimes it flows one way, and sometimes the other."

"How are you? It's great to see you again. I forgot to mention that the river changes its direction every so often. Sometimes it flows one way and sometimes the other."

They had no time to answer him, for the raft was swept past the house and a long distance on the other side of it.

They didn’t have time to respond to him, as the raft was carried past the house and far away on the other side.

"We're going just the way we don't want to go," said Dorothy, "and I guess the best thing we can do is to get to land before we're carried any farther."

"We're heading in the exact direction we don’t want to go," said Dorothy, "and I think the best thing we can do is reach land before we get taken any further."

But they could not get to land. They had no oars, nor even a pole to guide the raft with. The logs which bore them floated in the middle of the stream and were held fast in that position by the strong current.

But they couldn't reach the shore. They had no oars, not even a pole to steer the raft with. The logs that carried them floated in the middle of the river and were stuck in that spot by the strong current.

So they sat still and waited and, even while they were wondering313 what could be done, the raft slowed down, stopped, and began drifting the other way—in the direction it had first followed. After a time they repassed the Quadling house and the man was still standing on the bank. He cried out to them:

So they sat still and waited, and even while they were wondering313 what they could do, the raft slowed down, stopped, and started drifting back the way it had come. After a while, they passed the Quadling house again, and the man was still standing on the bank. He called out to them:

"Good day! Glad to see you again. I expect I shall see you a good many times, as you go by, unless you happen to swim ashore."

"Hello! It's great to see you again. I expect I'll see you quite a few times as you pass by, unless you happen to swim ashore."

By that time they had left him behind and were headed once more straight toward the Winkie Country.

By that time, they had left him behind and were once again heading straight toward the Winkie Country.

"This is pretty hard luck," said Ojo in a discouraged voice. "The Trick River keeps changing, it seems, and here we must float back and forward forever, unless we manage in some way to get ashore."

"This is really unfortunate," said Ojo in a defeated tone. "The Trick River just keeps changing, it seems, and here we have to float back and forth endlessly, unless we can somehow make it to the shore."

"Can you swim?" asked Dorothy.

"Can you swim?" Dorothy asked.

"No; I'm Ojo the Unlucky."

"No; I'm Ojo the Unlucky."

"Neither can I. Toto can swim a little, but that won't help us to get to shore."

"Neither can I. Toto can swim a bit, but that won't help us get to shore."

"I don't know whether I could swim, or not," remarked Scraps; "but if I tried it I'd surely ruin my lovely patches."

"I don't know if I could swim or not," said Scraps; "but if I tried, I'd definitely ruin my beautiful patches."

"My straw would get soggy in the water and I would sink," said the Scarecrow.

"My straw would get soaked in the water and I would sink," said the Scarecrow.

So there seemed no way out of their dilemma and being helpless they simply sat still. Ojo, who was on the front of the raft, looked over into the water and thought he saw some large fishes swimming about. He found a loose end of the clothesline which fastened the logs together, and taking a gold nail from314 his pocket he bent it nearly double, to form a hook, and tied it to the end of the line. Having baited the hook with some bread which he broke from his loaf, he dropped the line into the water and almost instantly it was seized by a great fish.

So there seemed to be no way out of their situation, and feeling helpless, they just sat still. Ojo, who was at the front of the raft, looked over into the water and thought he saw some big fish swimming around. He found a loose end of the clothesline that held the logs together, and taking a gold nail from314 his pocket, he bent it almost double to make a hook and tied it to the end of the line. After baiting the hook with some bread he broke off from his loaf, he dropped the line into the water, and almost immediately, it was grabbed by a large fish.

They knew it was a great fish, because it pulled so hard on the line that it dragged the raft forward even faster than the current of the river had carried it. The fish was frightened, and it was a strong swimmer. As the other end of the clothesline was bound around the logs he could not get it away, and as he had greedily swallowed the gold hook at the first bite he could not get rid of that, either.

They knew it was a big fish because it pulled so hard on the line that it dragged the raft forward even faster than the river's current. The fish was scared and a strong swimmer. Since the other end of the clothesline was tied around the logs, he couldn't get away, and because he had greedily swallowed the gold hook on the first bite, he couldn’t get rid of that either.

When they reached the place where the current had before changed, the fish was still swimming ahead in its wild attempt to escape. The raft slowed down, yet it did not stop, because the fish would not let it. It continued to move in the same direction it had been going. As the current reversed and rushed backward on its course it failed to drag the raft with it. Slowly, inch by inch, they floated on, and the fish tugged and tugged and kept them going.

When they got to the spot where the current had changed earlier, the fish was still swimming frantically, trying to escape. The raft slowed down, but it didn’t stop, because the fish wouldn't let it. It kept moving in the same direction it had been going. As the current switched and rushed backward, it didn’t pull the raft along with it. Slowly, inch by inch, they drifted on while the fish pulled and pulled to keep them moving.

"I hope he won't give up," said Ojo anxiously. "If the fish can hold out until the current changes again, we'll be all right."

"I hope he won't give up," Ojo said anxiously. "If the fish can hang on until the current shifts again, we'll be fine."

The fish did not give up, but held the raft bravely on its course, till at last the water in the river shifted again and floated them the way they wanted to go. But now the captive fish found its strength failing. Seeking a refuge, it began to drag the raft toward the shore. As they did not wish to land in this place the boy cut the rope with his pocket-knife and set the fish free, just in time to prevent the raft from grounding.315

The fish didn’t give up and held the raft steady on its path until finally, the river's current shifted again and carried them in the direction they wanted to go. But now the trapped fish felt its strength fading. Looking for a way out, it started pulling the raft toward the shore. Since they didn’t want to land there, the boy used his pocket knife to cut the rope and set the fish free, just in time to stop the raft from getting stuck on the ground.315

316 The next time the river backed up the Scarecrow managed to seize the branch of a tree that overhung the water and they all assisted him to hold fast and prevent the raft from being carried backward. While they waited here, Ojo spied a long broken branch lying upon the bank, so he leaped ashore and got it. When he had stripped off the side shoots he believed he could use the branch as a pole, to guide the raft in case of emergency.

316 The next time the river swelled, the Scarecrow was able to grab a tree branch that extended over the water, and they all helped him hold on tight to keep the raft from being swept away. While they waited there, Ojo noticed a long broken branch lying on the riverbank, so he jumped ashore to grab it. After removing the side shoots, he figured he could use the branch as a pole to steer the raft in case of an emergency.

They clung to the tree until they found the water flowing the right way, when they let go and permitted the raft to resume its voyage. In spite of these pauses they were really making good progress toward the Winkie Country and having found a way to conquer the adverse current their spirits rose considerably. They could see little of the country through which they were passing, because of the high banks, and they met with no boats or other craft upon the surface of the river.

They held on to the tree until they saw the water flowing in the right direction, then they let go and allowed the raft to continue its journey. Despite these stops, they were actually making good progress toward Winkie Country, and having figured out how to deal with the strong current, their spirits lifted significantly. They couldn't see much of the land around them due to the high banks, and they didn’t encounter any boats or other vessels on the river.

Once more the trick river reversed its current, but this time the Scarecrow was on guard and used the pole to push the raft toward a big rock which lay in the water. He believed the rock would prevent their floating backward with the current, and so it did. They clung to this anchorage until the water resumed its proper direction, when they allowed the raft to drift on.

Once again, the tricky river changed its flow, but this time the Scarecrow was alert and used the pole to steer the raft towards a large rock in the water. He thought the rock would stop them from floating backward with the current, and it did just that. They held onto this spot until the water flowed the right way again, and then they let the raft drift on.

317Floating around a bend they saw ahead a high bank of water, extending across the entire river, and toward this they were being irresistibly carried. There being no way to arrest the progress of the raft they clung fast to the logs and let the river sweep them on. Swiftly the raft climbed the bank of water and slid down on the other side, plunging its edge deep into the water and drenching them all with spray.

317As they floated around a bend, they spotted a steep bank of water ahead, stretching across the entire river, and they were being pulled toward it. With no way to stop the raft's movement, they held on tightly to the logs and let the river carry them along. The raft quickly ascended the high bank of water and then slid down the other side, plunging its edge deep into the water and soaking them all with spray.

As again the raft righted and drifted on, Dorothy and Ojo laughed at the ducking they had received; but Scraps was much dismayed and the Scarecrow took out his handkerchief and wiped the water off the Patchwork Girl's patches as well as he was able to. The sun soon dried her and the colors of her patches proved good, for they did not run together nor did they fade.

As the raft stabilized and continued to drift, Dorothy and Ojo laughed about the soaking they had just gotten; however, Scraps was quite upset and the Scarecrow pulled out his handkerchief to wipe the water off the Patchwork Girl's patches as best as he could. The sun quickly dried her off, and the colors of her patches held up well, as they didn't bleed or fade.

After passing the wall of water the current did not change or flow backward any more but continued to sweep them steadily forward. The banks of the river grew lower, too, permitting them to see more of the country, and presently they discovered yellow buttercups and dandelions growing amongst the grass, from which evidence they knew they had reached the Winkie Country.

After getting past the wall of water, the current didn’t change or flow backward anymore but kept pulling them steadily forward. The riverbanks got lower, allowing them to see more of the landscape, and soon they spotted yellow buttercups and dandelions among the grass, which told them they had arrived in the Winkie Country.

"Don't you think we ought to land?" Dorothy asked the Scarecrow.

"Don't you think we should land?" Dorothy asked the Scarecrow.

"Pretty soon," he replied. "The Tin Woodman's castle is in the southern part of the Winkie Country, and so it can't be a great way from here."318

"Pretty soon," he replied. "The Tin Woodman's castle is in the southern part of the Winkie Country, so it shouldn't be too far from here."318

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320 Fearing they might drift too far, Dorothy and Ojo now stood up and raised the Scarecrow in their arms, as high as they could, thus allowing him a good view of the country. For a time he saw nothing he recognized, but finally he cried:

320 Worried they might drift too far, Dorothy and Ojo stood up and lifted the Scarecrow in their arms as high as they could, giving him a good view of the landscape. For a while, he didn't see anything familiar, but eventually he shouted:

"There it is! There it is!"

"There it is! There it is!"

"What?" asked Dorothy.

"What?" Dorothy asked.

"The Tin Woodman's tin castle. I can see its turrets glittering in the sun. It's quite a way off, but we'd better land as quickly as we can."

"The Tin Woodman's tin castle. I can see its towers shining in the sun. It's pretty far away, but we should land as soon as we can."

They let him down and began to urge the raft toward the shore by means of the pole. It obeyed very well, for the current was more sluggish now, and soon they had reached the bank and landed safely.

They lowered him down and started to push the raft toward the shore with the pole. It responded quite well since the current was slower now, and soon they reached the bank and landed safely.

The Winkie Country was really beautiful, and across the fields they could see afar the silvery sheen of the tin castle. With light hearts they hurried toward it, being fully rested by their long ride on the river.

The Winkie Country was really beautiful, and across the fields they could see the shiny tin castle in the distance. With cheerful spirits, they rushed toward it, feeling refreshed from their long ride on the river.

By and by they began to cross an immense field of splendid yellow lilies, the delicate fragrance of which was very delightful.

Gradually, they started to cross a vast field of beautiful yellow lilies, the gentle scent of which was very pleasing.

"How beautiful they are!" cried Dorothy, stopping to admire the perfection of these exquisite flowers.

"How beautiful they are!" exclaimed Dorothy, pausing to appreciate the perfection of these stunning flowers.

"Yes," said the Scarecrow, reflectively, "but we must be careful not to crush or injure any of these lilies."

"Yeah," said the Scarecrow, thinking it over, "but we need to be careful not to crush or hurt any of these lilies."

"Why not?" asked Ojo.

"Why not?" Ojo asked.

"The Tin Woodman is very kind-hearted," was the reply,321 "and he hates to see any living thing hurt in any way."

"The Tin Woodman is really kind-hearted," was the reply,321 "and he hates to see any living thing get hurt in any way."

"Are flowers alive?" asked Scraps.

"Are flowers alive?" Scraps asked.

"Yes, of course. And these flowers belong to the Tin Woodman. So, in order not to offend him, we must not tread on a single blossom."

"Yes, definitely. And these flowers belong to the Tin Woodman. So, to avoid upsetting him, we need to make sure we don't step on any of the blossoms."

"Once," said Dorothy, "the Tin Woodman stepped on a beetle and killed the little creature. That made him very unhappy and he cried until his tears rusted his joints, so he couldn't move 'em."

"Once," said Dorothy, "the Tin Woodman stepped on a beetle and killed the little creature. That made him really sad, and he cried until his tears rusted his joints, so he couldn't move them."

"What did he do then?" asked Ojo.

"What did he do next?" Ojo asked.

"Put oil on them, until the joints worked smooth again."

"Put oil on them until the joints moved smoothly again."

"Oh!" exclaimed the boy, as if a great discovery had flashed across his mind. But he did not tell anybody what the discovery was and kept the idea to himself.

"Oh!" the boy exclaimed, as if a brilliant idea had suddenly popped into his head. But he didn’t share what the idea was and kept it to himself.

It was a long walk, but a pleasant one, and they did not mind it a bit. Late in the afternoon they drew near to the wonderful tin castle of the Emperor of the Winkies, and Ojo and Scraps, who had never seen it before, were filled with amazement.

It was a long walk, but a nice one, and they didn’t mind it at all. Late in the afternoon, they approached the amazing tin castle of the Emperor of the Winkies, and Ojo and Scraps, who had never seen it before, were filled with awe.

Tin abounded in the Winkie Country and the Winkies were said to be the most skillful tinsmiths in all the world. So the Tin Woodman had employed them in building his magnificent castle, which was all of tin, from the ground to the tallest turret, and so brightly polished that it glittered in the sun's rays more gorgeously than silver. Around the grounds of the castle ran a tin wall, with tin gates; but the gates stood wide open because322 the Emperor had no enemies to disturb him.

Tin was plentiful in the Winkie Country, and the Winkies were known to be the most skilled tinsmiths in the world. So, the Tin Woodman hired them to build his stunning castle, which was made entirely of tin, from the ground up to the tallest turret, shining so brightly that it sparkled in the sun more beautifully than silver. Surrounding the castle was a tin wall with tin gates; however, the gates stood wide open because322 the Emperor had no enemies to trouble him.

When they entered the spacious grounds our travelers found more to admire. Tin fountains sent sprays of clear water far into the air and there were many beds of tin flowers, all as perfectly formed as any natural flowers might be. There were tin trees, too, and here and there shady bowers of tin, with tin benches and chairs to sit upon. Also, on the sides of the pathway leading up to the front door of the castle, were rows of tin statuary, very cleverly executed. Among these Ojo recognized statues of Dorothy, Toto, the Scarecrow, the Wizard, the Shaggy Man, Jack Pumpkinhead and Ozma, all standing upon neat pedestals of tin.

When they entered the spacious grounds, our travelers discovered even more to admire. Tin fountains shot sprays of clear water high into the air, and there were many beds of tin flowers, all perfectly shaped like real flowers. There were tin trees too, and scattered around were shady spots made of tin, with tin benches and chairs to sit on. Along the path leading up to the front door of the castle, there were rows of tin statues, all skillfully made. Among these, Ojo recognized statues of Dorothy, Toto, the Scarecrow, the Wizard, the Shaggy Man, Jack Pumpkinhead, and Ozma, all standing on neat tin pedestals.

Toto was well acquainted with the residence of the Tin Woodman and, being assured a joyful welcome, he ran ahead and barked so loudly at the front door that the Tin Woodman heard him and came out in person to see if it were really his old friend Toto. Next moment the tin man had clasped the Scarecrow in a warm embrace and then turned to hug Dorothy. But now his eye was arrested by the strange sight of the Patchwork Girl, and he gazed upon her in mingled wonder and admiration.

T Toto was familiar with the Tin Woodman's house and, knowing he would receive a warm welcome, he ran ahead and barked loudly at the front door. The Tin Woodman heard him and came out to see if it was really his old friend Toto. In the next moment, the tin man hugged the Scarecrow warmly and then turned to embrace Dorothy. But then his attention was caught by the unusual sight of the Patchwork Girl, and he looked at her with a mix of wonder and admiration.


THE TIN WOODMAN DISAGREES

Chap. 27
323 The Tin Woodman Objects
Chap. 27

THE Tin Woodman was one of the most important personages in all Oz. Though Emperor of the Winkies, he owed allegiance to Ozma, who ruled all the land, and the girl and the tin man were warm personal friends. He was something of a dandy and kept his tin body brilliantly polished and his tin joints well oiled. Also he was very courteous in manner and so kind and gentle that everyone loved him. The Emperor greeted Ojo and Scraps with cordial hospitality and ushered the entire party into his handsome tin parlor, where all the furniture and pictures were made of tin. The walls were paneled with tin and from the tin ceiling hung tin chandeliers.

THE Tin Woodman was one of the most important figures in all of Oz. Although he was the Emperor of the Winkies, he owed loyalty to Ozma, who ruled the entire land, and he and the tin man were close friends. He was somewhat of a dandy, keeping his tin body brilliantly polished and his joints well oiled. He was also very courteous and so kind and gentle that everyone loved him. The Emperor welcomed Ojo and Scraps with warm hospitality and led the whole group into his fancy tin parlor, where all the furniture and pictures were made of tin. The walls were lined with tin, and tin chandeliers hung from the tin ceiling.

324 The Tin Woodman wanted to know, first of all, where Dorothy had found the Patchwork Girl, so between them the visitors told the story of how Scraps was made, as well as the accident to Margolotte and Unc Nunkie and how Ojo had set out upon a journey to procure the things needed for the Crooked Magician's magic charm. Then Dorothy told of their adventures in the Quadling Country and how at last they succeeded in getting the water from a dark well.

324 The Tin Woodman wanted to know, first and foremost, where Dorothy had found the Patchwork Girl. So, together, the visitors shared the story of how Scraps was created, along with the accident involving Margolotte and Unc Nunkie, and how Ojo had set off on a journey to gather the items needed for the Crooked Magician's magic charm. Then Dorothy talked about their adventures in the Quadling Country and how they finally managed to get the water from a dark well.

While the little girl was relating these adventures the Tin Woodman sat in an easy chair listening with intense interest, while the others sat grouped around him. Ojo, however, had kept his eyes fixed upon the body of the tin Emperor, and now he noticed that under the joint of his left knee a tiny drop of oil was forming. He watched this drop of oil with a fast-beating heart, and feeling in his pocket brought out a tiny vial of crystal, which he held secreted in his hand.

While the little girl shared these adventures, the Tin Woodman sat in an easy chair, listening closely, while the others gathered around him. However, Ojo had his eyes fixed on the body of the tin Emperor, and he now noticed that a tiny drop of oil was forming under the joint of his left knee. He watched the drop with a racing heart, and feeling in his pocket, he pulled out a small crystal vial, which he kept hidden in his hand.

Presently the Tin Woodman changed his position, and at once Ojo, to the astonishment of all, dropped to the floor and held his crystal vial under the Emperor's knee joint. Just then the drop of oil fell, and the boy caught it in his bottle and immediately corked it tight. Then, with a red face and embarrassed manner, he rose to confront the others.

At that moment, the Tin Woodman shifted his position, and to everyone's surprise, Ojo dropped to the floor and held his crystal vial under the Emperor's knee joint. Just then, a drop of oil fell, and the boy caught it in his bottle and quickly corked it tightly. Then, with a flushed face and feeling awkward, he stood up to face the others.

"What in the world were you doing?" asked the Tin Woodman.

"What on earth were you doing?" asked the Tin Woodman.

"I caught a drop of oil that fell from your knee-joint," confessed Ojo.

"I caught a drop of oil that fell from your knee," Ojo admitted.

325"A drop of oil!" exclaimed the Tin Woodman. "Dear me, how careless my valet must have been in oiling me this morning. I'm afraid I shall have to scold the fellow, for I can't be dropping oil wherever I go."

325 "A drop of oil!" the Tin Woodman exclaimed. "Oh dear, my valet must have been careless when he oiled me this morning. I guess I'll have to give him a talking-to, because I can't just leave a trail of oil behind me."

"Never mind," said Dorothy. "Ojo seems glad to have the oil, for some reason."

"That's okay," said Dorothy. "Ojo looks happy to have the oil for some reason."

"Yes," declared the Munchkin boy, "I am glad. For one of the things the Crooked Magician sent me to get was a drop of oil from a live man's body. I had no idea, at first, that there was such a thing; but it's now safe in the little crystal vial."

"Yeah," said the Munchkin boy, "I'm glad. One of the things the Crooked Magician sent me to get was a drop of oil from a living man's body. I had no idea, at first, that such a thing existed; but it's now safely in the little crystal vial."

326 "You are very welcome to it, indeed," said the Tin Woodman. "Have you now secured all the things you were in search of?"

326 "You’re really welcome to it," said the Tin Woodman. "Have you found everything you were looking for?"

"Not quite all," answered Ojo. "There were five things I had to get, and I have found four of them. I have the three hairs in the tip of a Woozy's tail, a six-leaved clover, a gill of water from a dark well and a drop of oil from a live man's body. The last thing is the easiest of all to get, and I'm sure that my dear Unc Nunkie—and good Margolotte, as well—will soon be restored to life."

"Not quite all," replied Ojo. "There were five things I needed to find, and I've got four of them. I have the three hairs from the tip of a Woozy's tail, a six-leaved clover, a gill of water from a dark well, and a drop of oil from a living person's body. The last thing is the easiest to get, and I'm confident that my dear Unc Nunkie—and good Margolotte, too—will soon be brought back to life."

The Munchkin boy said this with much pride and pleasure.

The Munchkin boy said this with a lot of pride and joy.

"Good!" exclaimed the Tin Woodman; "I congratulate you. But what is the fifth and last thing you need, in order to complete the magic charm?"

"Great!" exclaimed the Tin Woodman; "I congratulate you. But what is the fifth and final thing you need to complete the magic charm?"

"The left wing of a yellow butterfly," said Ojo. "In this yellow country, and with your kind assistance, that ought to be very easy to find."

"The left wing of a yellow butterfly," Ojo said. "In this yellow country, and with your help, that should be really easy to find."

The Tin Woodman stared at him in amazement.

The Tin Woodman looked at him in shock.

"Surely you are joking!" he said.

"You're joking, right?" he said.

"No," replied Ojo, much surprised; "I am in earnest."

"No," Ojo replied, clearly surprised; "I’m serious."

"But do you think for a moment that I would permit you, or anyone else, to pull the left wing from a yellow butterfly?" demanded the Tin Woodman sternly.

"But do you really think for a second that I would allow you, or anyone else, to rip off the left wing of a yellow butterfly?" the Tin Woodman asked firmly.

"Why not, sir?"

"Why not, sir?"

"Why not? You ask me why not? It would be cruel—one of the most cruel and heartless deeds I ever heard of," asserted327 the Tin Woodman. "The butterflies are among the prettiest of all created things, and they are very sensitive to pain. To tear a wing from one would cause it exquisite torture and it would soon die in great agony. I would not permit such a wicked deed under any circumstances!"

"Why not? You want to know why not? It would be cruel—one of the most heartless things I've ever heard of," the Tin Woodman declared327. "Butterflies are some of the most beautiful creatures on Earth, and they're very sensitive to pain. Ripping a wing off one would cause it intense suffering, and it would soon die in great pain. I wouldn’t allow such a terrible thing to happen under any circumstances!"

Ojo was astounded at hearing this. Dorothy, too, looked grave and disconcerted, but she knew in her heart that the Tin Woodman was right. The Scarecrow nodded his head in approval of his friend's speech, so it was evident that he agreed with the Emperor's decision. Scraps looked from one to another in perplexity.

Ojo was shocked to hear this. Dorothy also appeared serious and unsettled, but deep down she knew the Tin Woodman was right. The Scarecrow nodded in agreement with his friend's words, so it was clear he supported the Emperor's decision. Scraps glanced back and forth between them, confused.

"Who cares for a butterfly?" she asked.

"Who cares about a butterfly?" she asked.

"Don't you?" inquired the Tin Woodman.

"Don't you?" asked the Tin Woodman.

"Not the snap of a finger, for I have no heart," said the Patchwork Girl. "But I want to help Ojo, who is my friend, to rescue the uncle whom he loves, and I'd kill a dozen useless butterflies to enable him to do that."

"Not a snap of my fingers, because I don’t have a heart," said the Patchwork Girl. "But I want to help Ojo, my friend, rescue the uncle he loves, and I’d destroy a dozen pointless butterflies to make that happen."

The Tin Woodman sighed regretfully.

The Tin Woodman sighed sadly.

"You have kind instincts," he said, "and with a heart you would indeed be a fine creature. I cannot blame you for your heartless remark, as you cannot understand the feelings of those who possess hearts. I, for instance, have a very neat and responsive heart which the wonderful Wizard of Oz once gave me, and so I shall never—never—never permit a poor yellow butterfly to be tortured by anyone."

"You have a kind nature," he said, "and with a heart, you would truly be a wonderful being. I can't fault you for your thoughtless comment, since you can't grasp the feelings of those who do have hearts. For example, I have a very well-functioning and sensitive heart that the amazing Wizard of Oz once gave me, and I will never—never—never allow a poor yellow butterfly to be harmed by anyone."

"The yellow country of the Winkies," said Ojo sadly, "is328 the only place in Oz where a yellow butterfly can be found."

"The yellow country of the Winkies," Ojo said sadly, "is328 the only place in Oz where you can find a yellow butterfly."

"I'm glad of that," said the Tin Woodman. "As I rule the Winkie Country, I can protect my butterflies."

"I'm glad to hear that," said the Tin Woodman. "Now that I govern the Winkie Country, I can look after my butterflies."

"Unless I get the wing—just one left wing—" said Ojo miserably, "I can't save Unc Nunkie."

"Unless I can get the wing—just one left wing—" Ojo said sadly, "I can't save Unc Nunkie."

"Then he must remain a marble statue forever," declared the Tin Emperor, firmly.

"Then he has to stay a marble statue forever," said the Tin Emperor, decisively.

Ojo wiped his eyes, for he could not hold back the tears.

Ojo wiped his eyes because he couldn't stop the tears from flowing.

"I'll tell you what to do," said Scraps. "We'll take a whole yellow butterfly, alive and well, to the Crooked Magician, and let him pull the left wing off."

"I'll tell you what we should do," said Scraps. "We'll catch a whole yellow butterfly, alive and well, and take it to the Crooked Magician so he can pull off the left wing."

"No you won't," said the Tin Woodman. "You can't have one of my dear little butterflies to treat in that way."

"No, you won't," said the Tin Woodman. "You can't take one of my sweet little butterflies and treat it like that."

"Then what in the world shall we do?" asked Dorothy.

"Then what on earth should we do?" asked Dorothy.

They all became silent and thoughtful. No one spoke for a long time. Then the Tin Woodman suddenly roused himself and said:

They all fell silent and contemplative. No one said anything for a long time. Then the Tin Woodman suddenly snapped out of his daze and said:

"We must all go back to the Emerald City and ask Ozma's advice. She's a wise little girl, our Ruler, and she may find a way to help Ojo save his Unc Nunkie."

"We all need to head back to the Emerald City and get Ozma's advice. She's a smart young girl, our leader, and she might know how to help Ojo save his Unc Nunkie."

So the following morning the party started on the journey to the Emerald City, which they reached in due time without any important adventure. It was a sad journey for Ojo, for without the wing of the yellow butterfly he saw no way to save Unc Nunkie—unless he waited six years for the Crooked Magician to make a new lot of the Powder of Life. The boy was329 utterly discouraged, and as he walked along he groaned aloud.

So the next morning, the group set off on their journey to the Emerald City, which they reached in good time without any major adventures. It was a disheartening trip for Ojo, because without the wing of the yellow butterfly, he saw no way to save Unc Nunkie—unless he waited six years for the Crooked Magician to create a new batch of the Powder of Life. The boy was329 completely discouraged, and as he walked, he groaned out loud.

"Is anything hurting you?" inquired the Tin Woodman in a kindly tone, for the Emperor was with the party.

"Is anything bothering you?" asked the Tin Woodman in a friendly tone, since the Emperor was with the group.

"I'm Ojo the Unlucky," replied the boy. "I might have known I would fail in anything I tried to do."

"I'm Ojo the Unlucky," the boy replied. "I should have known I'd fail at whatever I attempted."

"Why are you Ojo the Unlucky?" asked the tin man.

"Why are you called Ojo the Unlucky?" asked the tin man.

"Because I was born on a Friday."

"Because I was born on a Friday."

"Friday is not unlucky," declared the Emperor. "It's just one of seven days. Do you suppose all the world becomes unlucky one-seventh of the time?"

"Friday isn't unlucky," the Emperor stated. "It's just one of seven days. Do you really think the whole world is unlucky one-seventh of the time?"

"It was the thirteenth day of the month," said Ojo.

"It was the thirteenth day of the month," Ojo said.

"Thirteen! Ah, that is indeed a lucky number," replied the Tin Woodman. "All my good luck seems to happen on the thirteenth. I suppose most people never notice the good luck that comes to them with the number 13, and yet if the least bit of bad luck falls on that day, they blame it to the number, and not to the proper cause."

"Thirteen! Ah, that really is a lucky number," said the Tin Woodman. "All my good luck seems to happen on the thirteenth. I guess most people don’t even notice the good luck that comes with the number 13, but if they experience any bad luck on that day, they blame it on the number instead of the real reason."

"Thirteen's my lucky number, too," remarked the Scarecrow.

"Thirteen is my lucky number as well," said the Scarecrow.

"And mine," said Scraps. "I've just thirteen patches on my head."

"And mine," said Scraps. "I’ve got thirteen patches on my head."

"But," continued Ojo, "I'm left-handed."

"But," continued Ojo, "I’m a lefty."

"Many of our greatest men are that way," asserted the Emperor. "To be left-handed is usually to be two-handed; the right-handed people are usually one-handed."

"Many of our greatest people are like that," the Emperor stated. "Being left-handed often means you're ambidextrous; right-handed folks tend to be one-handed."

"And I've a wart under my right arm," said Ojo.

"And I have a wart under my right arm," said Ojo.

330"How lucky!" cried the Tin Woodman. "If it were on the end of your nose it might be unlucky, but under your arm it is luckily out of the way."

330"How lucky!" exclaimed the Tin Woodman. "If it were on the tip of your nose, it might be unfortunate, but tucked under your arm, it's conveniently out of the way."

"For all those reasons," said the Munchkin boy, "I have been called Ojo the Unlucky."

"For all those reasons," said the Munchkin boy, "I've been called Ojo the Unlucky."

"Then we must turn over a new leaf and call you henceforth Ojo the Lucky," declared the tin man. "Every reason you have given is absurd. But I have noticed that those who continually dread ill luck and fear it will overtake them, have no time to take advantage of any good fortune that comes their way. Make up your mind to be Ojo the Lucky."

"Then we need to start fresh and from now on, you'll be called Ojo the Lucky," said the tin man. "Every reason you've given is ridiculous. But I've noticed that people who constantly worry about bad luck and fear it'll catch up to them never have the time to seize any good luck that comes their way. Decide to be Ojo the Lucky."

"How can I?" asked the boy, "when all my attempts to save my dear uncle have failed?"

"How can I?" the boy asked. "When all my attempts to save my dear uncle have failed?"

"Never give up, Ojo," advised Dorothy. "No one ever knows what's going to happen next."

"Don't give up, Ojo," Dorothy advised. "You never know what will happen next."

Ojo did not reply, but he was so dejected that even their arrival at the Emerald City failed to interest him.

Ojo didn’t respond, but he was so down that even arriving at the Emerald City didn’t excite him.

The people joyfully cheered the appearance of the Tin Woodman, the Scarecrow and Dorothy, who were all three general favorites, and on entering the royal palace word came to them from Ozma that she would at once grant them an audience.

The crowd happily cheered when the Tin Woodman, the Scarecrow, and Dorothy showed up, as they were all popular figures. When they entered the royal palace, they were informed by Ozma that she would see them right away.

Dorothy told the girl Ruler how successful they had been in their quest until they came to the item of the yellow butterfly, which the Tin Woodman positively refused to sacrifice to the magic potion.331

Dorothy told the girl Ruler how successful they had been in their quest until they reached the issue of the yellow butterfly, which the Tin Woodman absolutely refused to give up for the magic potion.331

332"He is quite right," said Ozma, who did not seem a bit surprised. "Had Ojo told me that one of the things he sought was the wing of a yellow butterfly I would have informed him, before he started out, that he could never secure it. Then you would have been saved the troubles and annoyances of your long journey."

332"He's absolutely correct," said Ozma, showing no sign of surprise. "If Ojo had mentioned that one of the things he was looking for was the wing of a yellow butterfly, I would have let him know, before he set off, that he could never get it. Then you would have avoided the troubles and frustrations of your long journey."

"I didn't mind the journey at all," said Dorothy; "it was fun."

"I didn’t mind the trip at all," Dorothy said; "it was fun."

"As it has turned out," remarked Ojo, "I can never get the things the Crooked Magician sent me for; and so, unless I wait the six years for him to make the Powder of Life, Unc Nunkie cannot be saved."

"As it turns out," Ojo said, "I can never get the things the Crooked Magician sent me for; and so, unless I wait six years for him to make the Powder of Life, Unc Nunkie can’t be saved."

Ozma smiled.

Ozma smiled.

"Dr. Pipt will make no more Powder of Life, I promise you," said she. "I have sent for him and had him brought to this palace, where he now is, and his four kettles have been destroyed and his book of recipes burned up. I have also had brought here the marble statues of your uncle and of Margolotte, which are standing in the next room."

"Dr. Pipt won’t make any more Powder of Life, I promise you," she said. "I called for him and had him brought to this palace, where he is now, and his four kettles have been destroyed, and his recipe book has been burned. I also had your uncle's and Margolotte's marble statues brought here, and they are standing in the next room."

They were all greatly astonished at this announcement.

They were all very surprised by this announcement.

"Oh, let me see Unc Nunkie! Let me see him at once, please!" cried Ojo eagerly.

"Oh, let me see Uncle Nunkie! I want to see him right now, please!" Ojo exclaimed eagerly.

"Wait a moment," replied Ozma, "for I have something more to say. Nothing that happens in the Land of Oz escapes the notice of our wise Sorceress, Glinda the Good. She knew all about the magic-making of Dr. Pipt, and how he had brought the Glass Cat and the Patchwork Girl to life, and the accident333 to Unc Nunkie and Margolotte, and of Ojo's quest and his journey with Dorothy. Glinda also knew that Ojo would fail to find all the things he sought, so she sent for our Wizard and instructed him what to do. Something is going to happen in this palace, presently, and that 'something' will, I am sure, please you all. And now," continued the girl Ruler, rising from her chair, "you may follow me into the next room."

"Wait a second," replied Ozma, "because I have something else to share. Nothing that happens in the Land of Oz goes unnoticed by our wise Sorceress, Glinda the Good. She knows all about Dr. Pipt's magic-making, how he brought the Glass Cat and the Patchwork Girl to life, the accident333 with Unc Nunkie and Margolotte, and Ojo's quest and his journey with Dorothy. Glinda also understands that Ojo will not be able to find everything he is looking for, so she called for our Wizard and told him what to do. Something is going to happen in this palace soon, and that 'something' will, I'm sure, make all of you happy. And now," the girl Ruler continued, rising from her chair, "you can follow me into the next room."


334

THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ

Chap. 28
335 The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
Chap. 28

WHEN Ojo entered the room he ran quickly to the statue of Unc Nunkie and kissed the marble face affectionately.

WHEN Ojo entered the room, he rushed over to the statue of Unc Nunkie and affectionately kissed the marble face.

"I did my best, Unc," he said, with a sob, "but it was no use!"

"I tried my best, Uncle," he said, with a sob, "but it didn't matter!"

Then he drew back and looked around the room, and the sight of the assembled company quite amazed him.

Then he stepped back and looked around the room, and the sight of the gathered group really surprised him.

Aside from the marble statues of Unc Nunkie and Margolotte, the Glass Cat was there, curled up on a rug; and the Woozy was there, sitting on its square hind legs and looking on the scene with solemn interest; and there was the Shaggy Man, in a suit of shaggy pea-green satin, and at a table sat the little Wizard, looking quite important336 and as if he knew much more than he cared to tell.

Aside from the marble statues of Uncle Nunkie and Margolotte, the Glass Cat was there, curled up on a rug; and the Woozy was there, sitting on its square back legs and observing the scene with serious interest; and there was the Shaggy Man, dressed in a suit of shaggy pea-green satin, and at a table sat the little Wizard, looking quite important336 and as if he knew a lot more than he was willing to share.

Last of all, Dr. Pipt was there, and the Crooked Magician sat humped up in a chair, seeming very dejected but keeping his eyes fixed on the lifeless form of his wife Margolotte, whom he fondly loved but whom he now feared was lost to him forever.

Last of all, Dr. Pipt was there, and the Crooked Magician was slumped in a chair, looking very downcast but keeping his eyes locked on the lifeless body of his wife Margolotte, whom he loved deeply but now feared he had lost forever.

Ozma took a chair which Jellia Jamb wheeled forward for the Ruler, and back of her stood the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman and Dorothy, as well as the Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger. The Wizard now arose and made a low bow to Ozma and another less deferent bow to the assembled company.

Ozma sat in a chair that Jellia Jamb rolled over for her, and behind her stood the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, Dorothy, the Cowardly Lion, and the Hungry Tiger. The Wizard then stood up and bowed respectfully to Ozma and gave a less formal bow to the gathered group.

"Ladies and gentlemen and beasts," he said, "I beg to announce that our Gracious Ruler has permitted me to obey the commands of the great Sorceress, Glinda the Good, whose humble Assistant I am proud to be. We have discovered that the Crooked Magician has been indulging in his magical arts contrary to Law, and therefore, by Royal Edict, I hereby deprive him of all power to work magic in the future. He is no longer a crooked magician, but a simple Munchkin; he is no longer even crooked, but a man like other men."

"Everyone, both people and creatures," he said, "I’m excited to share that our Gracious Ruler has allowed me to carry out the wishes of the great Sorceress, Glinda the Good, whose humble Assistant I am proud to be. We’ve found out that the Crooked Magician has been using his magic illegally, and so, by Royal Edict, I am taking away his ability to use magic from now on. He’s no longer a crooked magician but just an ordinary Munchkin; he isn't even crooked anymore, but just a man like anyone else."

As he pronounced these words the Wizard waved his hand toward Dr. Pipt and instantly every crooked limb straightened out and became perfect. The former magician, with a cry of joy, sprang to his feet, looked at himself in wonder, and then fell back in his chair and watched the Wizard with fascinated interest.337

As he said these words, the Wizard waved his hand at Dr. Pipt, and suddenly every bent limb straightened out and became perfect. The former magician, with a shout of joy, jumped to his feet, looked at himself in amazement, and then fell back in his chair, watching the Wizard with intense fascination.337

338 "The Glass Cat, which Dr. Pipt lawlessly made," continued the Wizard, "is a pretty cat, but its pink brains made it so conceited that it was a disagreeable companion to everyone. So the other day I took away the pink brains and replaced them with transparent ones, and now the Glass Cat is so modest and well behaved that Ozma has decided to keep her in the palace as a pet."

338 "The Glass Cat, which Dr. Pipt made without permission," the Wizard continued, "is a cute cat, but its pink brains made it so full of itself that it was an unpleasant companion for everyone. So the other day, I swapped out the pink brains for clear ones, and now the Glass Cat is so humble and well-mannered that Ozma has decided to keep her in the palace as a pet."

"I thank you," said the cat, in a soft voice.

"I thank you," said the cat, in a soft voice.

"The Woozy has proved himself a good Woozy and a faithful friend," the Wizard went on, "so we will send him to the Royal Menagerie, where he will have good care and plenty to eat all his life."

"The Woozy has shown himself to be a loyal Woozy and a faithful friend," the Wizard continued, "so we will send him to the Royal Menagerie, where he will receive good care and have plenty to eat for the rest of his life."

"Much obliged," said the Woozy. "That beats being fenced up in a lonely forest and starved."

"Thanks a lot," said the Woozy. "That's way better than being trapped in a lonely forest and starving."

"As for the Patchwork Girl," resumed the Wizard, "she is so remarkable in appearance, and so clever and good tempered, that our Gracious Ruler intends to preserve her carefully, as one of the curiosities of the curious Land of Oz. Scraps may live in the palace, or wherever she pleases, and be nobody's servant but her own."

"As for the Patchwork Girl," the Wizard continued, "she is so striking in her looks, and so smart and easygoing, that our Gracious Ruler plans to take good care of her, as one of the wonders of the fascinating Land of Oz. Scraps can live in the palace, or anywhere she wants, and be nobody's servant but her own."

"That's all right," said Scraps.

"That's all good," said Scraps.

"We have all been interested in Ojo," the little Wizard continued, "because his love for his unfortunate uncle has led him bravely to face all sorts of dangers, in order that he might rescue him. The Munchkin boy has a loyal and generous heart and has done his best to restore Unc Nunkie to life. He has failed, but there are others more powerful than the Crooked Magician, and there are more ways than Dr. Pipt knew of to destroy the charm of the Liquid of Petrifaction. Glinda the Good has told me of one way, and you shall now learn how great is the knowledge and power of our peerless Sorceress."339

"We've all been interested in Ojo," the little Wizard continued, "because his love for his unfortunate uncle has made him bravely face all sorts of dangers to rescue him. The Munchkin boy has a loyal and generous heart and has done everything he can to bring Unc Nunkie back to life. He has failed, but there are others who are stronger than the Crooked Magician, and there are more ways than Dr. Pipt knew to break the charm of the Liquid of Petrifaction. Glinda the Good has told me of one way, and now you’ll learn just how great the knowledge and power of our unmatched Sorceress is."339

340As he said this the Wizard advanced to the statue of Margolotte and made a magic pass, at the same time muttering a magic word that none could hear distinctly. At once the woman moved, turned her head wonderingly this way and that, to note all who stood before her, and seeing Dr. Pipt, ran forward and threw herself into her husband's outstretched arms.

340As he said this, the Wizard stepped up to the statue of Margolotte and made a magical gesture while quietly saying a spell that no one could quite hear. Suddenly, the woman came to life, turning her head curiously from side to side to see everyone in front of her, and spotting Dr. Pipt, she rushed forward and leaped into her husband’s open arms.

Then the Wizard made the magic pass and spoke the magic word before the statue of Unc Nunkie. The old Munchkin immediately came to life and with a low bow to the Wizard said: "Thanks."

Then the Wizard performed the magic gesture and said the magic word before the statue of Unc Nunkie. The old Munchkin instantly came to life and with a slight bow to the Wizard said, "Thanks."

But now Ojo rushed up and threw his arms joyfully about his uncle, and the old man hugged his little nephew tenderly and stroked his hair and wiped away the boy's tears with a handkerchief, for Ojo was crying from pure happiness.

But now Ojo ran up and joyfully wrapped his arms around his uncle, and the old man hugged his little nephew tightly, stroked his hair, and wiped away the boy's tears with a handkerchief, because Ojo was crying from sheer happiness.

Ozma came forward to congratulate them.

Ozma stepped forward to congratulate them.

"I have given to you, my dear Ojo and Unc Nunkie, a nice house just outside the walls of the Emerald City," she said, "and there you shall make your future home and be under my protection."

"I've given you both, my dear Ojo and Unc Nunkie, a lovely house right outside the walls of the Emerald City," she said, "and there you will make your new home and be under my protection."

"Didn't I say you were Ojo the Lucky?" asked the Tin Woodman, as everyone crowded around to shake Ojo's hand.

"Didn't I tell you that you were Ojo the Lucky?" asked the Tin Woodman, as everyone gathered around to shake Ojo's hand.

"Yes; and it is true!" replied Ojo, gratefully.

"Yes, and it's true!" replied Ojo, feeling thankful.

THE END THE END

The Land of Oz

The title page of this book says that it is "an account of the further adventures of the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman, and also the experiences of the Highly Magnified Woggle-Bug, Jack Pumpkinhead, the Animated Saw-Horse and the Gump." Also in this book Mr. Baum first presents Princess Ozma of Oz, Mombi, the witch; General Jinjur, and Dr. Nikidik, inventor of the famous wishing pills.

The title page of this book says it's "a record of the continued adventures of the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman, along with the experiences of the Highly Magnified Woggle-Bug, Jack Pumpkinhead, the Animated Saw-Horse, and the Gump." In this book, Mr. Baum also introduces Princess Ozma of Oz, Mombi the witch, General Jinjur, and Dr. Nikidik, the inventor of the famous wishing pills.

In the country of the Gillikins lives a boy named Tip, who has been bewitched by old Mombi. Tip makes Jack Pumpkinhead from a pumpkin, a frame of sticks and some old clothes; Jack is brought to life through one of the witch's mysterious possessions, and then Tip and Jack run away. Soon they meet the Animated Saw-Horse, on whom they ride, and then the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman. Thereafter one adventure follows fast upon another until the travelers, by the aid of the wonderful Gump, reach the palace of Glinda the Good, who lifts from Tip the spell of the old witch—with a most astonishing result.

In the Gillikin country, there's a boy named Tip who has been cursed by the old witch Mombi. Tip creates Jack Pumpkinhead from a pumpkin, some sticks, and old clothes; Jack comes to life through one of the witch's magical objects, and then Tip and Jack escape. Soon, they encounter the Animated Saw-Horse, which they ride, and then they meet the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman. After that, one adventure quickly leads to another until, with the help of the amazing Gump, they arrive at the palace of Glinda the Good, who breaks the witch's spell on Tip—with a truly surprising outcome.

"The Land of Oz" was the first of Mr. Baum's books to be illustrated by John R. Neill, now a noted artist. Mr. Neill's wonderful success in picturing the peculiar creations of the author led to a permanent alliance between these two favorites of the children, and all of Mr. Baum's later books have been adorned with Mr. Neill's pictures. In the Land of Oz are about one hundred and fifty black-and-white illustrations and sixteen charming full-page pictures in colors.

"The Land of Oz" was the first of Mr. Baum's books to be illustrated by John R. Neill, who is now a well-known artist. Mr. Neill's amazing talent for bringing the author's unique creations to life resulted in a lasting partnership between these two beloved figures for children, and all of Mr. Baum's later books feature Mr. Neill's illustrations. In the Land of Oz, there are around one hundred and fifty black-and-white illustrations and sixteen delightful full-page color pictures.


Ozma of Oz

As one little girl said, this is a "real Ozzy" book. It tells "more about Little Dorothy," and introduces the Yellow Hen, Tiktok, the Hungry Tiger, the Nome King, and many other remarkable personages. Our old friends, the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman, play prominent parts.

As one little girl said, this is a "real Ozzy" book. It tells "more about Little Dorothy," and introduces the Yellow Hen, Tiktok, the Hungry Tiger, the Nome King, and many other amazing characters. Our old friends, the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman, have prominent roles.

There is a frightful storm at sea, during which Dorothy and Billina, the Yellow Hen, are cast ashore. Here, after escaping the Wheelers, they come across the mechanical man, Tiktok, and the three proceed through the Land of Ev to the palace of a wicked princess, where they are all imprisoned. They are rescued by Ozma, the Cowardly Lion, the Hungry Tiger, the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman. All then proceed to the realm of the Nome King to effect the release of the Royal Family of Ev, who have been enchanted by that cross old monarch. This done, after many trials and difficulties, the adventurers return to the Emerald City, where at a great feast the Hungry Tiger loses his appetite!

There's a terrifying storm at sea, during which Dorothy and Billina, the Yellow Hen, are washed ashore. After escaping from the Wheelers, they meet Tiktok, the mechanical man, and the three of them journey through the Land of Ev to the palace of a wicked princess, where they end up imprisoned. They're saved by Ozma, the Cowardly Lion, the Hungry Tiger, the Scarecrow, and the Tin Woodman. Together, they go to the Nome King's domain to free the Royal Family of Ev, who have been cursed by that grumpy old king. After facing many challenges and obstacles, the adventurers return to the Emerald City, where, at a big feast, the Hungry Tiger surprisingly loses his appetite!

Billina is one of Mr. Baum's most delightful characters. All readers will enjoy her wit and humor, which is backed up with much sound sense. The Hungry Tiger is a worthy companion to our old friend, the Cowardly Lion.

Billina is one of Mr. Baum's most charming characters. All readers will appreciate her wit and humor, which is supported by a lot of common sense. The Hungry Tiger is a fitting companion to our old friend, the Cowardly Lion.

For Ozma of Oz, Mr. Neill made forty-one full page colored pictures, twenty-two half pages in color, and more than fifty text illustrations, besides special end-sheets and other decorations. It is one of the most gorgeous of children's books.

For Ozma of Oz, Mr. Neill created forty-one full-page color illustrations, twenty-two half-page color pictures, and over fifty text illustrations, along with special end-sheets and other decorations. It's one of the most beautiful children's books.


Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz

First thing—bang! And an earthquake drops Dorothy and Zeb, her boy companion, through the earth's crust plumb into the Glass City. Here they soon meet the Wonderful Wizard of Oz, who also has fallen into this remarkable town. In company with Jim, the Cab Horse, Eureka, the Discontented Kitten, and the Nine Tiny Piglets, Dorothy and her friends are condemned to die, but escape into a tunnel through which they pass into the Valley of Voices. In their efforts to reach either the surface of the earth or the Land of Oz, where they would be helped by the powerful Princess Ozma, they meet many dangers and have numerous startling encounters with strange beings. Finally they are rescued by Ozma and are safe in the Emerald City. Here there is a great reunion, attended by the Tin Woodman, the Scarecrow, the Cowardly Lion, the Hungry Tiger and many other of our old friends of Oz.

The first thing—bang! An earthquake sends Dorothy and her boy companion, Zeb, plunging through the earth's crust straight into the Glass City. There, they quickly run into the Wonderful Wizard of Oz, who has also landed in this extraordinary place. Along with Jim, the Cab Horse, Eureka, the Discontented Kitten, and the Nine Tiny Piglets, Dorothy and her friends are sentenced to die but manage to escape through a tunnel that leads them to the Valley of Voices. In their quest to reach either the surface of the earth or the Land of Oz, where they can be helped by the powerful Princess Ozma, they face numerous dangers and have many shocking encounters with strange creatures. Ultimately, they are rescued by Ozma and find safety in the Emerald City. There, a grand reunion takes place, attended by the Tin Woodman, the Scarecrow, the Cowardly Lion, the Hungry Tiger, and many other familiar faces from Oz.

Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz is embellished with sixteen full-page inserts after paintings by John R. Neill. These pictures are reproduced in full color by the most improved methods and are highly artistic and beautiful. In addition, there are many black-and-white illustrations, chapter headings, tail-pieces and decorations. The cover has an inlay printed in four colors and gold.

Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz features sixteen full-page inserts of artwork by John R. Neill. These images are reproduced in vibrant color using the latest techniques and are very artistic and beautiful. Additionally, there are many black-and-white illustrations, chapter titles, end pieces, and decorative elements. The cover includes an inlay printed in four colors and gold.


The Road to Oz

This is a novelty in bookmaking for children. As the scene shifts from one part to another of Mr. Baum's unique fairyland the tints of the paper used for printing change from color to color in accordance with the hue of the Country described. This color scheme, in connection with Mr. Neill's delightful and characteristic illustrations—over one hundred—make a truly wonderful book.

This is a groundbreaking book for kids. As the story moves from one part of Mr. Baum's unique fairyland to another, the colors of the paper change to match the vibe of each Country being described. This colorful approach, along with Mr. Neill's charming and recognizable illustrations—more than a hundred of them—creates an absolutely amazing book.

Among the new characters introduced are Button-Bright, the Shaggy Man, King Dox and Johnny Doit.

Among the new characters introduced are Button-Bright, the Shaggy Man, King Dox, and Johnny Doit.

The Road to Oz is a marvelous road, along which Dorothy and her companions find many curious and strange inhabitants. They finally reach Oz and visit the Castle of Nick Chopper, the Tin Woodman, now become Emperor of the Winkies, by whom they are escorted to the farm of Jack Pumpkinhead and to the Emerald City.

The Road to Oz is an amazing path where Dorothy and her friends encounter all sorts of bizarre and interesting characters. They eventually arrive in Oz and visit the Castle of Nick Chopper, the Tin Woodman, who is now the Emperor of the Winkies. He then takes them to Jack Pumpkinhead's farm and the Emerald City.

Here Princess Ozma gives a banquet, at which the guests are beyond doubt the most amazing collection ever assembled under one roof, including Santa Claus, the Queen of Merryland, Para Bruin, the rubber bear; the King of the Quadlings, the Candy Man, the Queen of Ev, Jellia Jamb, General Jinjur, the Soldier with the Green Whiskers; Polychrome, the Rainbow's Daughter, the Incubator Baby and John Dough.

Here, Princess Ozma hosts a banquet, with guests that are undoubtedly the most incredible group gathered under one roof, including Santa Claus, the Queen of Merryland, Para Bruin, the rubber bear; the King of the Quadlings, the Candy Man, the Queen of Ev, Jellia Jamb, General Jinjur, the Soldier with the Green Whiskers; Polychrome, the Rainbow's Daughter, the Incubator Baby, and John Dough.

Transcriber's Note:

The alternative spelling for Tik-tok as "Tiktok" used in the advertisements at the end of the book; and the spelling of "UNK" in the first chapter heading illustration have been retained as they appear in the original publication.

The alternative spelling for Tik-tok as "Tiktok" used in the ads at the end of the book, and the spelling of "UNK" in the first chapter heading illustration have been kept as they appear in the original publication.

Changes have been made as follows:

Changes have been made like this:

Page   68 Hyphen added to "bed-quilt" in "bed-quilt and intended to be".

Page   68 Hyphen added to "bed-quilt" in "bed quilt and intended to be".

Page 145 "advise" to "advice" in "Shaggy Man's advice"

Page 145 "suggest" to "advice" in "Shaggy Man's suggestion"

Page 245 "solemly" to "solemnly" in "said the Scarecrow solemnly"

Page 245 "seriously" to "solemnly" in "said the Scarecrow seriously"

Page 260 Closing quotation mark added to "let's go back."

Page 260 Closing quotation mark added to "let's go back."

Page 279 Fullstop changed to comma in "Can't you talk from this side,"

Page 279 Full stop changed to comma in "Can't you talk from this side,"

Page 294 "Hoppers" to "Horners" in "and again the Horners laughed"

Page 294 "Hoppers" to "Horners" in "and again the Horners laughed"

Page 309 Closing quotation mark added to "... I could swim, or not,"

Page 309 Closing quotation mark added to "... I could swim, or not,"




        
        
    
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