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I think she must have seen us, even in the dim light. I think she must have seen us, even in the low light.

 

 

A THIEF
IN THE NIGHT

FURTHER ADVENTURES OF

A. J. RAFFLES

CRICKETER AND CRACKSMAN

 

BY

E. W. HORNUNG

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

CYRUS CUNEO

 

 

CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS

NEW YORK                                        1906

 

 

Copyright, 1905, by

E. W. HORNUNG

Copyright, 1905, by

CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS


CONTENTS

Page
Out of Paradise 1
The Chest of Silver 32
The Rest Cure 58
The Criminologists' Club 88
The Field of Philippi 122
A Bad Night 156
A Trap to Catch a Cracksman 184
The Spoils of Sacrilege 216
The Raffles Relics 247
The Last Word 278

ILLUSTRATIONS

I think she must have seen us, even in the dim light Frontispiece
Facing Page
Raffles in the strong-room 54
It was the fire-eating and prison-inspecting colonel himself. He was ready for me, a revolver in his hand 76
Raffles was as excited as any of us now; he outstripped us all 106
He kept us laughing in his study until the chapel bells rang him out 152
The ragged trousers stripped from an evening pair 176
Down went the trap-door with a bang 232
No one can make out what this little thick velvet bag's for 260

A Thief in the Night


Out of Paradise

I

f I must tell more tales of Raffles, I can but go back to our earliest days together, and fill in the blanks left by discretion in existing annals. In so doing I may indeed fill some small part of an infinitely greater blank, across which you may conceive me to have stretched my canvas for the first frank portrait of my friend. The whole truth cannot harm him now. I shall paint in every wart. Raffles was a villain, when all is written; it is no service to his memory to gloze the fact; yet I have done so myself before to-day. I have omitted whole heinous episodes. I have dwelt unduly on the redeeming side. And this I may do again, blinded even as I write by the gallant glamour that made my villain more to me than any hero. But at least there shall be no more reservations, and as an earnest I shall make no further secret of the greatest wrong that even Raffles ever did me.[2]

If I have to share more stories about Raffles, I can only go back to our earliest days together and fill in the gaps left by discretion in existing records. In doing so, I might actually cover some small part of an infinitely larger void, over which you might imagine I have laid out my canvas for the first honest portrait of my friend. The whole truth can't hurt him now. I’ll include every flaw. Raffles was a villain, when everything is said and done; it doesn’t help his memory to sugarcoat that fact; yet I have done just that before. I've left out whole terrible episodes. I've focused too much on the redeeming qualities. And I might do that again, blinded even as I write by the brave charm that made my villain more important to me than any hero. But at least there will be no more reservations, and as a commitment, I won’t hide the greatest wrong that Raffles ever did to me.[2]

I pick my words with care and pain, loyal as I still would be to my friend, and yet remembering as I must those Ides of March when he led me blindfold into temptation and crime. That was an ugly office, if you will. It was a moral bagatelle to the treacherous trick he was to play me a few weeks later. The second offence, on the other hand, was to prove the less serious of the two against society, and might in itself have been published to the world years ago. There have been private reasons for my reticence. The affair was not only too intimately mine, and too discreditable to Raffles. One other was involved in it, one dearer to me than Raffles himself, one whose name shall not even now be sullied by association with ours.

I choose my words carefully and with difficulty, remaining loyal to my friend, but I can’t forget those Ides of March when he led me into temptation and wrongdoing, blindfolded. That was a nasty task, if you want to call it that. It was a minor offense compared to the treacherous trick he was about to play on me a few weeks later. The second offense, however, turned out to be the lesser of the two when it came to society, and could have been made public long ago. There have been personal reasons for my silence. The situation was not just too personal for me, but also too shameful for Raffles. One other person was involved, someone I care for more than Raffles himself, someone whose name I won’t let be tarnished by being associated with us.

Suffice it that I had been engaged to her before that mad March deed. True, her people called it "an understanding," and frowned even upon that, as well they might. But their authority was not direct; we bowed to it as an act of politic grace; between us, all was well but my unworthiness. That may be gauged when I confess that this was how the matter stood on the night I gave a worthless check for my losses at baccarat, and afterward turned to Raffles in my need. Even after that I saw her sometimes. But I let her[3] guess that there was more upon my soul than she must ever share, and at last I had written to end it all. I remember that week so well! It was the close of such a May as we had never had since, and I was too miserable even to follow the heavy scoring in the papers. Raffles was the only man who could get a wicket up at Lord's, and I never once went to see him play. Against Yorkshire, however, he helped himself to a hundred runs as well; and that brought Raffles round to me, on his way home to the Albany.

Suffice it to say, I had been engaged to her before that crazy March incident. True, her family referred to it as "an understanding," and they even frowned on that, as they probably should have. But their authority wasn't direct; we accepted it as a matter of political decorum; between us, everything was fine except for my feelings of unworthiness. That becomes clear when I admit that this was my situation on the night I wrote a worthless check to cover my losses at baccarat and then turned to Raffles for help. I still saw her occasionally after that. But I made sure she thought there was more weighing on me than she needed to know, and eventually, I wrote to end it all. I remember that week so clearly! It was the end of a May unlike any we'd had since, and I was too miserable to even keep up with the scores in the papers. Raffles was the only guy who could get a wicket at Lord's, and I never went to see him play once. However, against Yorkshire, he scored a hundred runs as well; and that brought Raffles over to me on his way home to the Albany.

"We must dine and celebrate the rare event," said he. "A century takes it out of one at my time of life; and you, Bunny, you look quite as much in need of your end of a worthy bottle. Suppose we make it the Café Royal, and eight sharp? I'll be there first to fix up the table and the wine."

"We should have dinner and celebrate this special occasion," he said. "Living a hundred years is exhausting at my age; and you, Bunny, you look like you could use a nice bottle too. How about we meet at the Café Royal at eight on the dot? I’ll get there first to set up the table and the wine."

And at the Café Royal I incontinently told him of the trouble I was in. It was the first he had ever heard of my affair, and I told him all, though not before our bottle had been succeeded by a pint of the same exemplary brand. Raffles heard me out with grave attention. His sympathy was the more grateful for the tactful brevity with which it was indicated rather than expressed. He only wished that I had told him of this complication in the beginning; as I had not, he agreed with me[4] that the only course was a candid and complete renunciation. It was not as though my divinity had a penny of her own, or I could earn an honest one. I had explained to Raffles that she was an orphan, who spent most of her time with an aristocratic aunt in the country, and the remainder under the repressive roof of a pompous politician in Palace Gardens. The aunt had, I believed, still a sneaking softness for me, but her illustrious brother had set his face against me from the first.

And at the Café Royal, I immediately told him about the trouble I was in. It was the first time he had ever heard about my situation, and I shared everything, although not before we had finished a bottle and moved on to a pint of the same excellent brand. Raffles listened to me intently. His sympathy was even more appreciated because it was shown with subtle brevity instead of being directly stated. He only wished I had mentioned this complication earlier; since I hadn’t, he agreed with me[4] that the only option was a straightforward and complete withdrawal. It wasn’t like my beloved had any money of her own, or that I could honestly earn any. I had explained to Raffles that she was an orphan who spent most of her time with an aristocratic aunt in the country, and the rest under the strict supervision of a pompous politician in Palace Gardens. I believed her aunt still had a soft spot for me, but her prominent brother had been against me from the start.

"Hector Carruthers!" murmured Raffles, repeating the detested name with his clear, cold eye on mine. "I suppose you haven't seen much of him?"

"Hector Carruthers!" Raffles said quietly, repeating the name he hated while looking directly into my eyes. "I guess you haven't seen much of him?"

"Not a thing for ages," I replied. "I was at the house two or three days last year, but they've neither asked me since nor been at home to me when I've called. The old beast seems a judge of men."

"Not a thing for ages," I replied. "I was at the house two or three days last year, but they haven't asked me since or been home when I've stopped by. The old beast seems to have a way of judging people."

And I laughed bitterly in my glass.

And I laughed bitterly into my drink.

"Nice house?" said Raffles, glancing at himself in his silver cigarette-case.

"Nice house?" Raffles said, checking himself out in his silver cigarette case.

"Top shelf," said I. "You know the houses in Palace Gardens, don't you?"

"Top shelf," I said. "You know the houses in Palace Gardens, right?"

"Not so well as I should like to know them, Bunny."

"Not as well as I’d like to know them, Bunny."

"Well, it's about the most palatial of the lot.[5] The old ruffian is as rich as Crœsus. It's a country-place in town."

"Well, it's the most luxurious one of all.[5] That old rascal is as rich as Croesus. It's a country house in the city."

"What about the window-fastenings?" asked Raffles casually.

"What about the window locks?" asked Raffles casually.

I recoiled from the open cigarette-case that he proffered as he spoke. Our eyes met; and in his there was that starry twinkle of mirth and mischief, that sunny beam of audacious devilment, which had been my undoing two months before, which was to undo me as often as he chose until the chapter's end. Yet for once I withstood its glamour; for once I turned aside that luminous glance with front of steel. There was no need for Raffles to voice his plans. I read them all between the strong lines of his smiling, eager face. And I pushed back my chair in the equal eagerness of my own resolve.

I pulled back from the open cigarette case he offered as he spoke. Our eyes met; and in his, I saw that starry glint of laughter and mischief, that bright flash of bold playfulness, which had led me astray two months earlier, and which would lead me astray as often as he wanted until the chapter ended. But for once, I resisted its allure; for once, I turned away from that dazzling gaze with a determined front. Raffles didn't need to spell out his plans. I could read them all in the strong lines of his smiling, eager face. And I pushed back my chair in equal eagerness of my own determination.

"Not if I know it!" said I. "A house I've dined in—a house I've seen her in—a house where she stays by the month together! Don't put it into words, Raffles, or I'll get up and go."

"Not a chance!" I said. "A house I've eaten at—a house I've seen her in—a house where she stays for months! Don't say it out loud, Raffles, or I'll just get up and leave."

"You mustn't do that before the coffee and liqueur," said Raffles laughing. "Have a small Sullivan first: it's the royal road to a cigar. And now let me observe that your scruples would do you honor if old Carruthers still lived in the house in question."[6]

"You shouldn't do that before the coffee and liqueur," Raffles said with a laugh. "Have a small Sullivan first: it's the best way to enjoy a cigar. And now let me point out that your scruples would be admirable if old Carruthers still lived in that house."[6]

"Do you mean to say he doesn't?"

"Are you saying he doesn't?"

Raffles struck a match, and handed it first to me. "I mean to say, my dear Bunny, that Palace Gardens knows the very name no more. You began by telling me you had heard nothing of these people all this year. That's quite enough to account for our little misunderstanding. I was thinking of the house, and you were thinking of the people in the house."

Raffles lit a match and handed it to me first. "What I mean, my dear Bunny, is that Palace Gardens doesn't know that name anymore. You started by saying you hadn't heard anything about these people all year. That's more than enough to explain our little mix-up. I was thinking about the house, and you were thinking about the people in the house."

"But who are they, Raffles? Who has taken the house, if old Carruthers has moved, and how do you know that it is still worth a visit?"

"But who are they, Raffles? Who has taken the house if old Carruthers has moved? And how do you know it’s still worth checking out?"

"In answer to your first question—Lord Lochmaben," replied Raffles, blowing bracelets of smoke toward the ceiling. "You look as though you had never heard of him; but as the cricket and racing are the only part of your paper that you condescend to read, you can't be expected to keep track of all the peers created in your time. Your other question is not worth answering. How do you suppose that I know these things? It's my business to get to know them, and that's all there is to it. As a matter of fact, Lady Lochmaben has just as good diamonds as Mrs. Carruthers ever had; and the chances are that she keeps them where Mrs. Carruthers kept hers, if you could enlighten me on that point."[7]

"In response to your first question—Lord Lochmaben," Raffles said, puffing out rings of smoke towards the ceiling. "You look like you've never heard of him; but since cricket and racing are the only parts of your paper that you bother to read, it's not surprising that you're not keeping up with all the peers created in your time. Your second question isn't worth answering. How do you think I know these things? It's my job to find out, and that's all there is to it. Actually, Lady Lochmaben has just as nice diamonds as Mrs. Carruthers ever did; and it's likely she keeps them where Mrs. Carruthers kept hers, if you could shed some light on that point."[7]

As it happened, I could, since I knew from his niece that it was one on which Mr. Carruthers had been a faddist in his time. He had made quite a study of the cracksman's craft, in a resolve to circumvent it with his own. I remembered myself how the ground-floor windows were elaborately bolted and shuttered, and how the doors of all the rooms opening upon the square inner hall were fitted with extra Yale locks, at an unlikely height, not to be discovered by one within the room. It had been the butler's business to turn and to collect all these keys before retiring for the night. But the key of the safe in the study was supposed to be in the jealous keeping of the master of the house himself. That safe was in its turn so ingeniously hidden that I never should have found it for myself. I well remember how one who showed it to me (in the innocence of her heart) laughed as she assured me that even her little trinkets were solemnly locked up in it every night. It had been let into the wall behind one end of the book-case, expressly to preserve the barbaric splendor of Mrs. Carruthers; without a doubt these Lochmabens would use it for the same purpose; and in the altered circumstances I had no hesitation in giving Raffles all the information he desired. I even drew him a rough plan[8] of the ground-floor on the back of my menu-card.

As it turned out, I could, since I learned from his niece that it was something Mr. Carruthers had been obsessed with in his time. He had studied the burglar's craft thoroughly, determined to outsmart it with his own strategies. I recalled how the ground-floor windows were heavily bolted and shuttered, and how the doors of all the rooms leading to the square inner hall were equipped with extra Yale locks placed at an awkward height, making them hard to find from inside the room. It was the butler's job to gather and lock up all these keys before going to bed at night. But the key to the safe in the study was supposedly kept under the strict watch of the master of the house himself. That safe was so cleverly concealed that I would never have discovered it on my own. I vividly remember how someone who showed it to me (innocently) laughed as she told me that even her small trinkets were securely locked up in it every night. It had been set into the wall behind one end of the bookcase, specifically to maintain the lavish elegance of Mrs. Carruthers; without a doubt, these Lochmabens would use it for the same reason. Given the changed circumstances, I had no problem providing Raffles with all the details he wanted. I even sketched him a rough floor plan[8] of the ground floor on the back of my menu card.

"It was rather clever of you to notice the kind of locks on the inner doors," he remarked as he put it in his pocket. "I suppose you don't remember if it was a Yale on the front door as well?"

"It was pretty smart of you to notice the type of locks on the inner doors," he said as he tucked it into his pocket. "I guess you don't recall if the front door had a Yale lock too?"

"It was not," I was able to answer quite promptly. "I happen to know because I once had the key when—when we went to a theatre together."

"It wasn’t," I was able to respond quickly. "I know because I had the key back when—when we went to the theater together."

"Thank you, old chap," said Raffles sympathetically. "That's all I shall want from you, Bunny, my boy. There's no night like to-night!"

"Thanks, my friend," Raffles said with empathy. "That's all I need from you, Bunny, my boy. There's no night like tonight!"

It was one of his sayings when bent upon his worst. I looked at him aghast. Our cigars were just in blast, yet already he was signalling for his bill. It was impossible to remonstrate with him until we were both outside in the street.

It was one of his sayings when he was at his worst. I looked at him in shock. Our cigars were just getting started, yet he was already signaling for his bill. It was impossible to argue with him until we were both outside on the street.

"I'm coming with you," said I, running my arm through his.

"I'm coming with you," I said, slipping my arm through his.

"Nonsense, Bunny!"

"Nonsense, Bunny!"

"Why is it nonsense? I know every inch of the ground, and since the house has changed hands I have no compunction. Besides, 'I have been there' in the other sense as well: once a thief, you know! In for a penny, in for a pound!"

"Why is that ridiculous? I know every inch of this place, and now that the house has changed ownership, I feel no guilt. Plus, I've been there in another way too: I was a thief, after all! If you're already in it, you might as well go all the way!"

It was ever my mood when the blood was up.[9] But my old friend failed to appreciate the characteristic as he usually did. We crossed Regent Street in silence. I had to catch his sleeve to keep a hand in his inhospitable arm.

It was always my vibe when I was worked up.[9] But my old friend didn’t really get that this time, like he usually did. We walked across Regent Street without saying a word. I had to grab his sleeve to stay connected to his unfriendly arm.

"I really think you had better stay away," said Raffles as we reached the other curb. "I've no use for you this time."

"I really think you should stay away," said Raffles as we reached the other curb. "I don't need you this time."

"Yet I thought I had been so useful up to now?"

"Yet I thought I had been so helpful until now?"

"That may be, Bunny, but I tell you frankly I don't want you to-night."

"That might be true, Bunny, but honestly, I don’t want you tonight."

"Yet I know the ground and you don't! I tell you what," said I: "I'll come just to show you the ropes, and I won't take a pennyweight of the swag."

"Look, I know the area and you don’t! Let me tell you," I said, "I'll come just to show you how things work, and I won't take a single cent of the loot."

Such was the teasing fashion in which he invariably prevailed upon me; it was delightful to note how it caused him to yield in his turn. But Raffles had the grace to give in with a laugh, whereas I too often lost my temper with my point.

Such was the teasing way he always managed to get me to agree; it was great to see how it made him give in as well. But Raffles had the style to back down with a laugh, while I too often lost my cool over my point.

"You little rabbit!" he chuckled. "You shall have your share, whether you come or not; but, seriously, don't you think you might remember the girl?"

"You little rabbit!" he laughed. "You'll get your share, whether you show up or not; but really, don’t you think you might remember the girl?"

"What's the use?" I groaned. "You agree there is nothing for it but to give her up. I am[10] glad to say that for myself before I asked you, and wrote to tell her so on Sunday. Now it's Wednesday, and she hasn't answered by line or sign. It's waiting for one word from her that's driving me mad."

"What's the point?" I complained. "You know there's no choice but to let her go. I'm[10] relieved to say I realized this myself before I talked to you and wrote to inform her on Sunday. Now it's Wednesday, and she hasn't responded in any way. It's the anticipation of just one word from her that's driving me crazy."

"Perhaps you wrote to Palace Gardens?"

"Maybe you wrote to Palace Gardens?"

"No, I sent it to the country. There's been time for an answer, wherever she may be."

"No, I sent it to the countryside. There’s been enough time for a reply, no matter where she is."

We had reached the Albany, and halted with one accord at the Piccadilly portico, red cigar to red cigar.

We had arrived at Albany and stopped together at the Piccadilly entrance, red cigar to red cigar.

"You wouldn't like to go and see if the answer's in your rooms?" he asked.

"You wouldn't want to go check if the answer's in your rooms?" he asked.

"No. What's the good? Where's the point in giving her up if I'm going to straighten out when it's too late? It is too late, I have given her up, and I am coming with you!"

"No. What's the point? Why would I give her up if I'm going to get my act together when it's too late? It is too late, I have given her up, and I am coming with you!"

The hand that bowled the most puzzling ball in England (once it found its length) descended on my shoulder with surprising promptitude.

The hand that bowled the most confusing ball in England (once it figured out its length) landed on my shoulder with unexpected speed.

"Very well, Bunny! That's finished; but your blood be on your own pate if evil comes of it. Meanwhile we can't do better than turn in here till you have finished your cigar as it deserves, and topped up with such a cup of tea as you must learn to like if you hope to get on in your new profession. And when the hours are small[11] enough, Bunny, my boy, I don't mind admitting I shall be very glad to have you with me."

"Alright, Bunny! That's done; but it’s on you if anything bad happens. In the meantime, let’s settle in here until you finish your cigar properly and enjoy a cup of tea that you need to learn to appreciate if you want to succeed in your new job. And when it's late enough[11], Bunny, my friend, I won’t deny that I'll be really happy to have you around."

I have a vivid memory of the interim in his rooms. I think it must have been the first and last of its kind that I was called upon to sustain with so much knowledge of what lay before me. I passed the time with one restless eye upon the clock, and the other on the Tantalus which Raffles ruthlessly declined to unlock. He admitted that it was like waiting with one's pads on; and in my slender experience of the game of which he was a world's master, that was an ordeal not to be endured without a general quaking of the inner man. I was, on the other hand, all right when I got to the metaphorical wicket; and half the surprises that Raffles sprung on me were doubtless due to his early recognition of the fact.

I have a clear memory of the time spent in his rooms. I think it was the first and last time I was required to wait while being so aware of what was ahead of me. I passed the time with one restless eye on the clock and the other on the Tantalus that Raffles stubbornly refused to unlock. He admitted that it felt like waiting for a game to start; and with my limited experience in the sport where he was a world champion, that was a challenge not to be faced without a nervous feeling inside. On the other hand, I was fine once I reached the metaphorical wicket; and half of the surprises Raffles threw at me were likely because he recognized that early on.

On this occasion I fell swiftly and hopelessly out of love with the prospect I had so gratuitously embraced. It was not only my repugnance to enter that house in that way, which grew upon my better judgment as the artificial enthusiasm of the evening evaporated from my veins. Strong as that repugnance became, I had an even stronger feeling that we were embarking on an important enterprise far too much upon the spur of the moment. The latter qualm I had the[12] temerity to confess to Raffles; nor have I often loved him more than when he freely admitted it to be the most natural feeling in the world. He assured me, however, that he had had my Lady Lochmaben and her jewels in his mind for several months; he had sat behind them at first nights; and long ago determined what to take or to reject; in fine, he had only been waiting for those topographical details which it had been my chance privilege to supply. I now learned that he had numerous houses in a similar state upon his list; something or other was wanting in each case in order to complete his plans. In that of the Bond Street jeweller it was a trusty accomplice; in the present instance, a more intimate knowledge of the house. And lastly, this was a Wednesday night, when the tired legislator gets early to his bed.

On this occasion, I quickly and completely fell out of love with the prospect I had so thoughtlessly embraced. It wasn’t just my growing discomfort about entering that house in that way, which intensified as the artificial excitement of the evening faded away. As strong as that discomfort became, I had an even stronger feeling that we were getting into something important without enough thought. I had the[12] nerve to admit this to Raffles; nor have I ever liked him more than when he openly acknowledged it to be the most natural feeling in the world. He assured me, however, that he had been thinking about Lady Lochmaben and her jewels for several months; he had watched them at first nights; and long ago decided what to take and what to leave behind; in short, he had only been waiting for the local details that I was fortunate enough to provide. I now learned that he had several houses in a similar situation on his list; something was missing in each case to complete his plans. For the Bond Street jeweller, it was a reliable accomplice; in this case, it was a deeper understanding of the house. And finally, it was a Wednesday night, when the tired legislator goes to bed early.

How I wish I could make the whole world see and hear him, and smell the smoke of his beloved Sullivan, as he took me into these, the secrets of his infamous trade! Neither look nor language would betray the infamy. As a mere talker, I shall never listen to the like of Raffles on this side of the sod; and his talk was seldom garnished by an oath, never in my remembrance by the unclean word. Then he looked like a man who had[13] dressed to dine out, not like one who had long since dined; for his curly hair, though longer than another's, was never untidy in its length; and these were the days when it was still as black as ink. Nor were there many lines as yet upon the smooth and mobile face; and its frame was still that dear den of disorder and good taste, with the carved book-case, the dresser and chests of still older oak, and the Wattses and Rossettis hung anyhow on the walls.

How I wish everyone could see and hear him and smell the smoke from his favorite Sullivan as he showed me the secrets of his notorious trade! Neither his expressions nor his words would reveal his reputation. As a mere storyteller, I'll never hear anyone like Raffles again on this side of the grave; and his speech rarely included an oath, and never to my memory did it contain a vulgar word. He looked like a man who had[13] dressed up to go out, not like someone who had already eaten; his curly hair, though longer than most, was never messy; and those were the days when it was as black as ink. There weren't many lines on his smooth and expressive face yet, and his place was still that charming mix of chaos and style, with the ornate bookshelf, the dresser, and chests made from even older oak, along with the Watts and Rossetti artworks haphazardly displayed on the walls.

It must have been one o'clock before we drove in a hansom as far as Kensington Church, instead of getting down at the gates of our private road to ruin. Constitutionally shy of the direct approach, Raffles was further deterred by a ball in full swing at the Empress Rooms, whence potential witnesses were pouring between dances into the cool deserted street. Instead he led me a little way up Church Street, and so through the narrow passage into Palace Gardens. He knew the house as well as I did. We made our first survey from the other side of the road. And the house was not quite in darkness; there was a dim light over the door, a brighter one in the stables, which stood still farther back from the road.

It must have been one o'clock when we took a cab to Kensington Church, instead of getting dropped off at the entrance of our private road to ruin. Raffles, who was naturally hesitant about being direct, was further discouraged by a lively ball at the Empress Rooms, from where potential witnesses were spilling into the cool, empty street between dances. Instead, he led me a little way up Church Street and through the narrow passage into Palace Gardens. He knew the house as well as I did. We took our first look from across the street. The house wasn't completely dark; there was a dim light over the door and a brighter one coming from the stables, which were set farther back from the road.

"That's a bit of a bore," said Raffles. "The ladies have been out somewhere—trust them to[14] spoil the show! They would get to bed before the stable folk, but insomnia is the curse of their sex and our profession. Somebody's not home yet; that will be the son of the house; but he's a beauty, who may not come home at all."

"That's a bit dull," Raffles said. "The ladies have been out somewhere—typical of them to[14] ruin the fun! They would go to bed before the stable folks, but insomnia is a curse for their gender and our line of work. Someone's still out; that must be the son of the house, but he's quite the catch and might not come home at all."

"Another Alick Carruthers," I murmured, recalling the one I liked least of all the household, as I remembered it.

"Another Alick Carruthers," I said quietly, thinking of the one I liked the least out of everyone in the house, as I remembered it.

"They might be brothers," rejoined Raffles, who knew all the loose fish about town. "Well, I'm not sure that I shall want you after all, Bunny."

"They could be brothers," Raffles replied, who knew all the shady characters around town. "I’m not so sure I’ll need you after all, Bunny."

"Why not?"

"Why not?"

"If the front door's only on the latch, and you're right about the lock, I shall walk in as though I were the son of the house myself."

"If the front door is just on the latch, and you’re right about the lock, I’ll walk in like I own the place."

And he jingled the skeleton bunch that he carried on a chain as honest men carry their latch-keys.

And he shook the bunch of skeleton keys he had on a chain, just like honest people carry their house keys.

"You forget the inner doors and the safe."

"You forget about the inner doors and the safe."

"True. You might be useful to me there. But I still don't like leading you in where it isn't absolutely necessary, Bunny."

"That's true. You could be helpful to me there. But I still don't want to lead you into situations unless it's completely necessary, Bunny."

"Then let me lead you," I answered, and forthwith marched across the broad, secluded road, with the great houses standing back on either side in their ample gardens, as though the one opposite[15] belonged to me. I thought Raffles had stayed behind, for I never heard him at my heels, yet there he was when I turned round at the gate.

"Then let me take the lead," I replied, and immediately walked down the wide, quiet road, with the large houses set back on either side in their spacious gardens, as if the one across from me[15] was mine. I assumed Raffles had fallen behind since I didn’t hear him following me, but he was right there when I turned around at the gate.

"I must teach you the step," he whispered, shaking his head. "You shouldn't use your heel at all. Here's a grass border for you: walk it as you would the plank! Gravel makes a noise, and flower-beds tell a tale. Wait—I must carry you across this."

"I need to show you the step," he whispered, shaking his head. "You shouldn’t use your heel at all. Here’s a grass border for you: walk on it like you would on a plank! Gravel makes noise, and flower beds have their own story. Wait—I need to carry you across this."

It was the sweep of the drive, and in the dim light from above the door, the soft gravel, ploughed into ridges by the night's wheels, threatened an alarm at every step. Yet Raffles, with me in his arms, crossed the zone of peril softly as the pard.

It was the curve of the driveway, and in the dim light from above the door, the soft gravel, pushed into ridges by the wheels from the night before, seemed to alert us at every step. Yet Raffles, with me in his arms, crossed the danger zone as quietly as a panther.

"Shoes in your pocket—that's the beauty of pumps!" he whispered on the step; his light bunch tinkled faintly; a couple of keys he stooped and tried, with the touch of a humane dentist; the third let us into the porch. And as we stood together on the mat, as he was gradually closing the door, a clock within chimed a half-hour in fashion so thrillingly familiar to me that I caught Raffles by the arm. My half-hours of happiness had flown to just such chimes! I looked wildly about me in the dim light. Hat-stand and oak settee belonged equally to my past. And Raffles[16] was smiling in my face as he held the door wide for my escape.

"Shoes in your pocket—that's the beauty of pumps!" he whispered on the step; his little bunch tinkled softly; he bent down to try a couple of keys, like a caring dentist; the third key let us into the porch. As we stood on the doormat, and he was slowly closing the door, a clock inside chimed the half-hour in a way so familiar to me that I grabbed Raffles by the arm. My happy moments had flown by to just such chimes! I looked around frantically in the dim light. The hat-stand and oak bench both belonged to my past. And Raffles[16] was smiling at me as he held the door wide for my escape.

"You told me a lie!" I gasped in whispers.

"You lied to me!" I gasped in a whisper.

"I did nothing of the sort," he replied. "The furniture's the furniture of Hector Carruthers, but the house is the house of Lord Lochmaben. Look here!"

"I didn't do anything like that," he said. "The furniture belongs to Hector Carruthers, but the house is Lord Lochmaben's. Just look!"

He had stooped, and was smoothing out the discarded envelope of a telegram. "Lord Lochmaben," I read in pencil by the dim light; and the case was plain to me on the spot. My friends had let their house, furnished, as anybody but Raffles would have explained to me in the beginning.

He had bent down and was flattening out a discarded telegram envelope. "Lord Lochmaben," I read in pencil by the dim light, and I instantly understood the situation. My friends had rented out their house, fully furnished, as anyone but Raffles would have explained to me from the start.

"All right," I said. "Shut the door."

"Okay," I said. "Close the door."

And he not only shut it without a sound, but drew a bolt that might have been sheathed in rubber.

And he not only closed it quietly, but also locked it with a bolt that could have been covered in rubber.

In another minute we were at work upon the study-door, I with the tiny lantern and the bottle of rock-oil, he with the brace and the largest bit. The Yale lock he had given up at a glance. It was placed high up in the door, feet above the handle, and the chain of holes with which Raffles had soon surrounded it were bored on a level with his eyes. Yet the clock in the hall chimed again, and two ringing strokes resounded through the[17] silent house before we gained admittance to the room.

In no time, we were working on the study door. I had the small lantern and a bottle of oil, while he had the drill and the biggest bit. He took one look at the Yale lock and gave up. It was installed high up on the door, feet above the handle, and the series of holes Raffles quickly drilled were at his eye level. Still, the clock in the hall chimed again, and two loud strokes echoed through the[17] quiet house before we finally got into the room.

Raffle's next care was to muffle the bell on the shuttered window (with a silk handkerchief from the hat-stand) and to prepare an emergency exit by opening first the shutters and then the window itself. Luckily it was a still night, and very little wind came in to embarrass us. He then began operations on the safe, revealed by me behind its folding screen of books, while I stood sentry on the threshold. I may have stood there for a dozen minutes, listening to the loud hall clock and to the gentle dentistry of Raffles in the mouth of the safe behind me, when a third sound thrilled my every nerve. It was the equally cautious opening of a door in the gallery overhead.

Raffle's next task was to silence the bell on the closed window (using a silk handkerchief from the hat stand) and to create an emergency exit by first opening the shutters and then the window itself. Fortunately, it was a quiet night, and very little wind came in to disturb us. He then started working on the safe, which I had pointed out to him behind its fold of books, while I kept watch at the threshold. I must have stood there for about ten minutes, listening to the loud clock in the hall and to Raffle’s careful movements as he worked on the safe behind me, when a third sound sent a thrill through me. It was the cautious opening of a door in the gallery above us.

I moistened my lips to whisper a word of warning to Raffles. But his ears had been as quick as mine, and something longer. His lantern darkened as I turned my head; next moment I felt his breath upon the back of my neck. It was now too late even for a whisper, and quite out of the question to close the mutilated door. There we could only stand, I on the threshold, Raffles at my elbow, while one carrying a candle crept down the stairs.

I wet my lips to quietly warn Raffles. But he was as alert as I was, and even quicker. His lantern flickered as I turned my head; the next moment, I felt his breath on the back of my neck. It was too late for even a whisper, and there was no way to close the broken door. All we could do was stand there, me on the threshold and Raffles beside me, while someone with a candle tiptoed down the stairs.

The study-door was at right angles to the lowest flight, and just to the right of one alighting in the[18] hall. It was thus impossible for us to see who it was until the person was close abreast of us; but by the rustle of the gown we knew that it was one of the ladies, and dressed just as she had come from theatre or ball. Insensibly I drew back as the candle swam into our field of vision: it had not traversed many inches when a hand was clapped firmly but silently across my mouth.

The study door was at a right angle to the lowest staircase, and it was just to the right of someone entering the [18] hall. This made it impossible for us to see who it was until the person was right next to us; but from the sound of the gown, we knew it was one of the ladies, dressed just as she had come from the theater or a ball. Without thinking, I stepped back as the candle came into our view: it had barely moved a few inches when a hand was pressed firmly but silently over my mouth.

I could forgive Raffles for that, at any rate! In another breath I should have cried aloud: for the girl with the candle, the girl in her ball-dress, at dead of night, the girl with the letter for the post, was the last girl on God's wide earth whom I should have chosen thus to encounter—a midnight intruder in the very house where I had been reluctantly received on her account!

I could forgive Raffles for that, at least! In the next moment, I almost shouted: the girl with the candle, the girl in her ball gown, in the dead of night, the girl with the letter for the post, was the absolute last person I ever would have wanted to run into—sneaking around at midnight in the very house where I had been welcomed, albeit reluctantly, because of her!

I forgot Raffles. I forgot the new and unforgivable grudge I had against him now. I forgot his very hand across my mouth, even before he paid me the compliment of removing it. There was the only girl in all the world: I had eyes and brains for no one and for nothing else. She had neither seen nor heard us, had looked neither to the right hand nor the left. But a small oak table stood on the opposite side of the hall; it was to this table that she went. On it was one of those boxes in which one puts one's letters for[19] the post; and she stooped to read by her candle the times at which this box was cleared.

I forgot about Raffles. I forgot the new and unforgivable grudge I held against him. I even forgot how his hand was covering my mouth, right before he had the nerve to take it away. There was the only girl in the world: I had my eyes and mind on no one and nothing else. She didn’t see or hear us; she didn’t look to her right or left. But there was a small oak table on the other side of the hall; that’s where she went. On it was one of those boxes people use to drop off their letters for[19] the post; she leaned down to read by her candle the times the box got emptied.

The loud clock ticked and ticked. She was standing at her full height now, her candle on the table, her letter in both hands, and in her downcast face a sweet and pitiful perplexity that drew the tears to my eyes. Through a film I saw her open the envelope so lately sealed and read her letter once more, as though she would have altered it a little at the last. It was too late for that; but of a sudden she plucked a rose from her bosom, and was pressing it in with her letter when I groaned aloud.

The loud clock kept ticking away. She was standing tall now, with her candle on the table and her letter in both hands, her face showing a sweet and heartbreaking confusion that brought tears to my eyes. With a blur, I watched her open the envelope that had just been sealed and read her letter once more, as if she wanted to change it just a bit at the last moment. It was too late for that; but suddenly, she pulled a rose from her chest and pressed it in with her letter when I groaned out loud.

How could I help it? The letter was for me: of that I was as sure as though I had been looking over her shoulder. She was as true as tempered steel; there were not two of us to whom she wrote and sent roses at dead of night. It was her one chance of writing to me. None would know that she had written. And she cared enough to soften the reproaches I had richly earned, with a red rose warm from her own warm heart. And there, and there was I, a common thief who had broken in to steal! Yet I was unaware that I had uttered a sound until she looked up, startled, and the hands behind me pinned me where I stood.

How could I help it? The letter was for me: I was as sure as if I had been looking over her shoulder. She was as dependable as tempered steel; there weren’t two of us who received roses from her in the middle of the night. It was her only chance to write to me. No one would know that she had sent it. And she cared enough to soften the reproaches I totally deserved, with a red rose fresh from her own warm heart. And there I was, a common thief who had broken in to steal! Yet I didn’t realize I had made a sound until she looked up, startled, and the hands behind me held me in place.

I think she must have seen us, even in the dim[20] light of the solitary candle. Yet not a sound escaped her as she peered courageously in our direction; neither did one of us move; but the hall clock went on and on, every tick like the beat of a drum to bring the house about our ears, until a minute must have passed as in some breathless dream. And then came the awakening—with such a knocking and a ringing at the front door as brought all three of us to our senses on the spot.

I think she must have seen us, even in the dim[20] light of the single candle. Yet not a sound came from her as she bravely looked our way; none of us moved either; but the hall clock kept ticking away, each tick like a drumbeat that seemed to fill the house, until a minute must have passed like some breathless dream. And then came the shock—so much knocking and ringing at the front door that it snapped all three of us back to reality immediately.

"The son of the house!" whispered Raffles in my ear, as he dragged me back to the window he had left open for our escape. But as he leaped out first a sharp cry stopped me at the sill. "Get back! Get back! We're trapped!" he cried; and in the single second that I stood there, I saw him fell one officer to the ground, and dart across the lawn with another at his heels. A third came running up to the window. What could I do but double back into the house? And there in the hall I met my lost love face to face.

"The son of the house!" Raffles whispered in my ear as he pulled me back to the window he had opened for our escape. But just as he jumped out first, a sharp cry stopped me at the edge. "Get back! Get back! We're trapped!" he shouted; and in the split second I stood there, I saw him take down one officer and sprint across the lawn with another chasing him. A third officer came running up to the window. What could I do but retreat back into the house? And there in the hallway, I came face to face with my lost love.

Till that moment she had not recognized me. I ran to catch her as she all but fell. And my touch repelled her into life, so that she shook me off, and stood gasping: "You, of all men! You, of all men!" until I could bear it no more, but broke again for the study-window. "Not that[21] way—not that way!" she cried in an agony at that. Her hands were upon me now. "In there, in there," she whispered, pointing and pulling me to a mere cupboard under the stairs, where hats and coats were hung; and it was she who shut the door on me with a sob.

Till that moment, she hadn’t recognized me. I rushed to catch her as she almost fell. My touch brought her back to reality, and she shook me off, standing there gasping: "You, of all people! You, of all people!" I couldn’t take it anymore and broke away again toward the study window. "Not that way—not that way!" she exclaimed in panic. Her hands were on me now. "In there, in there," she whispered, pointing and pulling me toward a small cupboard under the stairs where hats and coats were hung; and it was she who closed the door on me with a sob.

Doors were already opening overhead, voices calling, voices answering, the alarm running like wildfire from room to room. Soft feet pattered in the gallery and down the stairs about my very ears. I do not know what made me put on my own shoes as I heard them, but I think that I was ready and even longing to walk out and give myself up. I need not say what and who it was that alone restrained me. I heard her name. I heard them crying to her as though she had fainted. I recognized the detested voice of my bête noir, Alick Carruthers, thick as might be expected of the dissipated dog, yet daring to stutter out her name. And then I heard, without catching, her low reply; it was in answer to the somewhat stern questioning of quite another voice; and from what followed I knew that she had never fainted at all.

Doors were already opening above me, voices calling out and responding, the alarm spreading like wildfire from room to room. Light footsteps pattered through the gallery and down the stairs right next to me. I don’t know why I decided to put on my own shoes when I heard them, but I think I was ready and even eager to walk out and give myself up. I won’t say who or what held me back. I heard her name being called. They were crying out to her as if she had fainted. I recognized the loathed voice of my nemesis, Alick Carruthers, as thick as you'd expect from a dissolute guy, yet daring to stutter out her name. Then I heard, without catching it all, her quiet response; it was to the somewhat stern questioning of a different voice; and from what followed, I knew she had never fainted at all.

"Upstairs, miss, did he? Are you sure?"

"Did he go upstairs, miss? Are you sure?"

I did not hear her answer. I conceive her as simply pointing up the stairs. In any case, about[22] my very ears once more, there now followed such a patter and tramp of bare and booted feet as renewed in me a base fear for my own skin. But voices and feet passed over my head, went up and up, higher and higher; and I was wondering whether or not to make a dash for it, when one light pair came running down again, and in very despair I marched out to meet my preserver, looking as little as I could like the abject thing I felt.

I didn't hear her answer. I imagine she was just pointing up the stairs. Anyway, about[22] my ears were once again met with the sound of bare and booted feet trampling, stirring up a deep fear for my own safety. But the voices and footsteps passed over me, going higher and higher; I was debating whether to make a run for it, when one light pair of feet came rushing back down, and in utter desperation, I stepped out to meet my savior, trying my best to look less pitiful than I felt.

"Be quick!" she cried in a harsh whisper, and pointed peremptorily to the porch.

"Quick!" she said in a sharp whisper, and pointed firmly to the porch.

But I stood stubbornly before her, my heart hardened by her hardness, and perversely indifferent to all else. And as I stood I saw the letter she had written, in the hand with which she pointed, crushed into a ball.

But I stood stubbornly in front of her, my heart hardened by her tough demeanor, and strangely indifferent to everything else. And as I stood there, I noticed the letter she had written, in the hand she used to point, crushed into a ball.

"Quickly!" She stamped her foot. "Quickly—if you ever cared!"

"Come on!" She stamped her foot. "Hurry up—if you ever cared!"

This in a whisper, without bitterness, without contempt, but with a sudden wild entreaty that breathed upon the dying embers of my poor manhood. I drew myself together for the last time in her sight. I turned, and left her as she wished—for her sake, not for mine. And as I went I heard her tearing her letter into little pieces, and the little pieces falling on the floor.

This in a whisper, without any bitterness or contempt, but with a sudden, intense plea that stirred the fading remnants of my manhood. I gathered myself for the last time in her presence. I turned and walked away from her as she wanted—because of her, not for me. And as I left, I heard her ripping her letter into tiny pieces, with the little pieces falling to the floor.

Then I remembered Raffles, and could have[23] killed him for what he had done. Doubtless by this time he was safe and snug in the Albany: what did my fate matter to him? Never mind; this should be the end between him and me as well; it was the end of everything, this dark night's work! I would go and tell him so. I would jump into a cab and drive there and then to his accursed rooms. But first I must escape from the trap in which he had been so ready to leave me. And on the very steps I drew back in despair. They were searching the shrubberies between the drive and the road; a policeman's lantern kept flashing in and out among the laurels, while a young man in evening-clothes directed him from the gravel sweep. It was this young man whom I must dodge, but at my first step in the gravel he wheeled round, and it was Raffles himself.

Then I remembered Raffles and could have[23] killed him for what he had done. By now, he was probably safe and cozy in the Albany: what did my fate mean to him? Whatever; this would be the end between him and me; it was the end of everything, this dark night’s work! I would go and tell him so. I would jump into a cab and drive straight to his cursed place. But first I had to escape from the trap he had so easily left me in. As I reached the steps, I stepped back in despair. They were searching the bushes between the drive and the road; a policeman’s lantern kept flashing in and out among the laurels, while a young man in evening clothes directed him from the gravel path. It was this young man I needed to avoid, but as soon as I stepped on the gravel, he turned around, and it was Raffles himself.

"Hulloa!" he cried. "So you've come up to join the dance as well! Had a look inside, have you? You'll be better employed in helping to draw the cover in front here. It's all right, officer—only another gentleman from the Empress Rooms."

"Hellooo!" he shouted. "So you've decided to join the dance too! Did you take a look inside? You'll be more useful helping to pull the cover up front here. It's all good, officer—just another guy from the Empress Rooms."

And we made a brave show of assisting in the futile search, until the arrival of more police, and a broad hint from an irritable sergeant, gave us an excellent excuse for going off arm-in-arm. But[24] it was Raffles who had thrust his arm through mine. I shook him off as we left the scene of shame behind.

And we pretended to help in the pointless search until more police showed up, and a not-so-subtle hint from an annoyed sergeant gave us a perfect excuse to leave arm-in-arm. But[24] it was Raffles who had linked his arm with mine. I pulled away from him as we walked away from the embarrassing scene.

"My dear Bunny!" he exclaimed. "Do you know what brought me back?"

"My dear Bunny!" he exclaimed. "Do you know what made me come back?"

I answered savagely that I neither knew nor cared.

I harshly replied that I didn’t know and didn’t care.

"I had the very devil of a squeak for it," he went on. "I did the hurdles over two or three garden-walls, but so did the flyer who was on my tracks, and he drove me back into the straight and down to High Street like any lamplighter. If he had only had the breath to sing out it would have been all up with me then; as it was I pulled off my coat the moment I was round the corner, and took a ticket for it at the Empress Rooms."

"I had a tough time getting away," he continued. "I jumped over a couple of garden walls, but so did the guy chasing me, and he pushed me back into the straight and down to High Street like I was nothing. If he had just had the energy to shout, it would have been all over for me; as it was, I took off my coat the second I turned the corner and got a ticket for the Empress Rooms."

"I suppose you had one for the dance that was going on," I growled. Nor would it have been a coincidence for Raffles to have had a ticket for that or any other entertainment of the London season.

"I guess you had a ticket for the dance that was happening," I grumbled. It wouldn't have been surprising for Raffles to have had a ticket for that or any other event of the London season.

"I never asked what the dance was," he returned. "I merely took the opportunity of revising my toilet, and getting rid of that rather distinctive overcoat, which I shall call for now. They're not too particular at such stages of such proceedings, but I've no doubt I should have seen[25] someone I knew if I had gone right in. I might even have had a turn, if only I had been less uneasy about you, Bunny."

"I never asked what the dance was," he replied. "I just used the chance to fix my appearance and get rid of that pretty noticeable overcoat, which I'll refer to for now. They aren't very fussy at times like this, but I'm sure I would have spotted[25] someone I knew if I had gone straight in. I might have even joined in, if I hadn't been so worried about you, Bunny."

"It was like you to come back to help me out," said I. "But to lie to me, and to inveigle me with your lies into that house of all houses—that was not like you, Raffles—and I never shall forgive it or you!"

"It was so like you to come back and help me," I said. "But to lie to me and to trick me with your lies into that house of all houses—that wasn't like you, Raffles—and I'll never forgive it or you!"

Raffles took my arm again. We were near the High Street gates of Palace Gardens, and I was too miserable to resist an advance which I meant never to give him an opportunity to repeat.

Raffles took my arm again. We were close to the High Street gates of Palace Gardens, and I was too upset to push away an advance that I intended to never let him do again.

"Come, come, Bunny, there wasn't much inveigling about it," said he. "I did my level best to leave you behind, but you wouldn't listen to me."

"Come on, Bunny, it wasn't that hard to persuade you," he said. "I tried my best to leave you behind, but you just wouldn’t listen to me."

"If you had told me the truth I should have listened fast enough," I retorted. "But what's the use of talking? You can boast of your own adventures after you bolted. You don't care what happened to me."

"If you had told me the truth, I would have listened quickly," I shot back. "But what's the point of talking? You can brag about your own adventures after you ran away. You don't care what happened to me."

"I cared so much that I came back to see."

"I cared so much that I came back to check."

"You might have spared yourself the trouble! The wrong had been done. Raffles—Raffles—don't you know who she was?"

"You could have saved yourself the hassle! Something wrong happened. Raffles—Raffles—don't you know who she was?"

It was my hand that gripped his arm once more.[26]

It was my hand that grabbed his arm again.[26]

"I guessed," he answered, gravely enough even for me.

"I figured," he replied, seriously enough even for me.

"It was she who saved me, not you," I said. "And that is the bitterest part of all!"

"It was her who saved me, not you," I said. "And that's the hardest part of all!"

Yet I told him that part with a strange sad pride in her whom I had lost—through him—forever. As I ended we turned into High Street; in the prevailing stillness, the faint strains of the band reached us from the Empress Rooms; and I hailed a crawling hansom as Raffles turned that way.

Yet I told him that part with a strange, sad pride in her whom I had lost—through him—forever. As I finished, we turned onto High Street; in the quiet, we could hear the faint sounds of the band coming from the Empress Rooms; and I flagged down a slow-moving cab as Raffles headed that way.

"Bunny," said he, "it's no use saying I'm sorry. Sorrow adds insult in a case like this—if ever there was or will be such another! Only believe me, Bunny, when I swear to you that I had not the smallest shadow of a suspicion that she was in the house."

"Bunny," he said, "there’s no point in saying I’m sorry. Apologizing only makes things worse in a situation like this—if there’s ever been or will be anything like it! Just believe me, Bunny, when I swear to you that I had no idea that she was in the house."

And in my heart of hearts I did believe him; but I could not bring myself to say the words.

And deep down, I really believed him; but I just couldn't bring myself to say it.

"You told me yourself that you had written to her in the country," he pursued.

"You told me yourself that you wrote to her while she was in the country," he continued.

"And that letter!" I rejoined, in a fresh wave of bitterness: "that letter she had written at dead of night, and stolen down to post, it was the one I have been waiting for all these days! I should have got it to-morrow. Now I shall never get it, never hear from her again, nor have another[27] chance in this world or in the next. I don't say it was all your fault. You no more knew that she was there than I did. But you told me a deliberate lie about her people, and that I never shall forgive."

"And that letter!" I replied, filled with fresh bitterness. "That letter she wrote in the dead of night and snuck out to post—it was the one I've been waiting for all this time! I was supposed to get it tomorrow. Now I’ll never get it, never hear from her again, or have another[27] chance in this world or the next. I’m not saying it was entirely your fault. You didn't know she was there any more than I did. But you told me a blatant lie about her family, and that I will never forgive."

I spoke as vehemently as I could under my breath. The hansom was waiting at the curb.

I whispered as passionately as I could. The cab was waiting at the curb.

"I can say no more than I have said," returned Raffles with a shrug. "Lie or no lie, I didn't tell it to bring you with me, but to get you to give me certain information without feeling a beast about it. But, as a matter of fact, it was no lie about old Hector Carruthers and Lord Lochmaben, and anybody but you would have guessed the truth."

"I can't say anything more than I've already said," Raffles replied with a shrug. "Whether it's a lie or not, I didn't say it to persuade you to come with me, but to get you to share some information without feeling bad about it. But the truth is, what I said about old Hector Carruthers and Lord Lochmaben wasn't a lie, and anyone else would have figured it out."

"What is the truth?"

"What's the truth?"

"I as good as told you, Bunny, again and again."

"I basically told you, Bunny, over and over."

"Then tell me now."

"Tell me now."

"If you read your paper there would be no need; but if you want to know, old Carruthers headed the list of the Birthday Honors, and Lord Lochmaben is the title of his choice."

"If you read your newspaper, you wouldn't need to ask; but if you're curious, old Carruthers topped the list of the Birthday Honors, and Lord Lochmaben is the title he chose."

And this miserable quibble was not a lie! My lip curled, I turned my back without a word, and drove home to my Mount Street flat in a new fury of savage scorn. Not a lie, indeed! It was the one that is half a truth, the meanest lie of all,[28] and the very last to which I could have dreamt that Raffles would stoop. So far there had been a degree of honor between us, if only of the kind understood to obtain between thief and thief. Now all that was at an end. Raffles had cheated me. Raffles had completed the ruin of my life. I was done with Raffles, as she who shall not be named was done with me.

And this miserable argument wasn’t a lie! My lip curled, I turned away without a word, and drove home to my Mount Street flat in a new burst of raw anger. Not a lie, really! It was the kind that’s half a truth, the worst kind of lie of all,[28] and the very last one I could have imagined Raffles would resort to. Until now, there had been some level of honor between us, even if it was just the kind understood between thieves. But that was all over now. Raffles had deceived me. Raffles had finished ruining my life. I was done with Raffles, just like she who shall not be named was done with me.

And yet, even while I blamed him most bitterly, and utterly abominated his deceitful deed, I could not but admit in my heart that the result was out of all proportion to the intent: he had never dreamt of doing me this injury, or indeed any injury at all. Intrinsically the deceit had been quite venial, the reason for it obviously the reason that Raffles had given me. It was quite true that he had spoken of this Lochmaben peerage as a new creation, and of the heir to it in a fashion only applicable to Alick Carruthers. He had given me hints, which I had been too dense to take, and he had certainly made more than one attempt to deter me from accompanying him on this fatal emprise; had he been more explicit, I might have made it my business to deter him. I could not say in my heart that Raffles had failed to satisfy such honor as I might reasonably expect to subsist between us. Yet it seems to me to require a superhuman sanity always and unerringly to separate[29] cause from effect, achievement from intent. And I, for one, was never quite able to do so in this case.

And yet, even while I blamed him harshly and completely hated his deceitful act, I had to admit deep down that the outcome was way out of line with his intentions: he never intended to hurt me, or anyone else, for that matter. The deceit itself was really minor, and the reason behind it was clearly what Raffles had told me. It was true that he spoke of this Lochmaben peerage as something new, and referred to its heir in a way that only matched Alick Carruthers. He had given me hints, which I had been too slow to understand, and he definitely made several attempts to stop me from joining him on this disastrous mission; if he had been clearer, I might have stepped in to stop him. I couldn’t honestly say that Raffles had failed to meet the level of honor I could reasonably expect between us. Still, it seems to require an extraordinary level of clarity to always and accurately separate cause from effect and achievement from intent. And I, for one, was never quite able to do that in this situation.

I could not be accused of neglecting my newspaper during the next few wretched days. I read every word that I could find about the attempted jewel-robbery in Palace Gardens, and the reports afforded me my sole comfort. In the first place, it was only an attempted robbery; nothing had been taken, after all. And then—and then—the one member of the household who had come nearest to a personal encounter with either of us was unable to furnish any description of the man—had even expressed a doubt as to the likelihood of identification in the event of an arrest!

I couldn't be accused of ignoring my newspaper during the following few miserable days. I read everything I could find about the attempted jewel heist in Palace Gardens, and those reports were my only source of comfort. To begin with, it was only an attempted robbery; nothing had actually been taken. And then—and then—the one person in the household who came closest to a personal encounter with either of us couldn't provide any description of the guy—had even expressed doubt about the chance of identification if there was an arrest!

I will not say with what mingled feelings I read and dwelt on that announcement. It kept a certain faint glow alive within me until the morning brought me back the only presents I had ever made her. They were books; jewellery had been tabooed by the authorities. And the books came back without a word, though the parcel was directed in her hand.

I won’t describe the mix of emotions I felt while reading and thinking about that announcement. It kept a small spark of hope alive in me until morning returned the only gifts I had ever given her. They were books; jewelry had been banned by the authorities. And the books were returned without a word, even though the package was addressed in her handwriting.

I had made up my mind not to go near Raffles again, but in my heart I already regretted my resolve. I had forfeited love, I had sacrificed honor, and now I must deliberately alienate myself from the one being whose society might yet be[30] some recompense for all that I had lost. The situation was aggravated by the state of my exchequer. I expected an ultimatum from my banker by every post. Yet this influence was nothing to the other. It was Raffles I loved. It was not the dark life we led together, still less its base rewards; it was the man himself, his gayety, his humor, his dazzling audacity, his incomparable courage and resource. And a very horror of turning to him again in mere need of greed set the seal on my first angry resolution. But the anger was soon gone out of me, and when at length Raffles bridged the gap by coming to me, I rose to greet him almost with a shout.

I had decided not to go near Raffles again, but deep down I was already regretting my decision. I had given up love, sacrificed my honor, and now I had to intentionally distance myself from the one person whose company could still offer some compensation for everything I had lost. The situation was made worse by my finances. I was expecting an ultimatum from my banker in every mail delivery. Yet, that worry was nothing compared to my feelings for Raffles. I loved him. It wasn't the dangerous life we lived together, nor the petty rewards; it was the man himself—his cheerfulness, his humor, his dazzling boldness, his incredible courage and resourcefulness. The thought of turning to him again simply out of greed only strengthened my initial angry decision. But the anger soon faded, and when Raffles finally came to see me, I stood up to greet him almost with a shout.

He came as though nothing had happened; and, indeed, not very many days had passed, though they might have been months to me. Yet I fancied the gaze that watched me through our smoke a trifle less sunny than it had been before. And it was a relief to me when he came with few preliminaries to the inevitable point.

He showed up as if nothing had happened; and, honestly, not many days had gone by, even though they felt like months to me. Still, I thought the look he gave me through our smoke was a bit less cheerful than it used to be. So, I was relieved when he got to the point quickly without much small talk.

"Did you ever hear from her, Bunny?" he asked.

"Have you heard from her lately, Bunny?" he asked.

"In a way," I answered. "We won't talk about it, if you don't mind, Raffles."

"In a way," I replied. "We won't discuss it, if that's okay with you, Raffles."

"That sort of way!" he exclaimed. He seemed both surprised and disappointed.[31]

"Seriously?!" he exclaimed. He looked both surprised and let down.[31]

"Yes," I said, "that sort of way. It's finished. What did you expect?"

"Yeah," I replied, "that’s how it is. It’s done. What did you expect?"

"I don't know," said Raffles. "I only thought that the girl who went so far to get a fellow out of a tight place might go a little farther to keep him from getting into another."

"I don’t know," Raffles said. "I just thought that the girl who went so far to help a guy out of a tight spot might go a little further to keep him from getting into another one."

"I don't see why she should," said I, honestly enough, yet with the irritation of a less just feeling deep down in my inmost consciousness.

"I don't see why she should," I said, being honest, but with a bit of irritation lingering deep down in my conscience.

"Yet you did hear from her?" he persisted.

"Did you hear from her?" he pressed.

"She sent me back my poor presents, without a word," I said, "if you call that hearing."

"She sent my poor gifts back to me without saying a word," I said, "if you can call that hearing."

I could not bring myself to own to Raffles that I had given her only books. He asked if I was sure that she had sent them back herself; and that was his last question. My answer was enough for him. And to this day I cannot say whether it was more in relief than in regret that he laid a hand upon my shoulder.

I couldn't admit to Raffles that I had only given her books. He asked if I was sure she returned them herself, and that was his last question. My reply was all he needed. To this day, I can’t tell if it was more out of relief than regret when he placed a hand on my shoulder.

"So you are out of Paradise after all!" said Raffles. "I was not sure, or I should have come round before. Well, Bunny, if they don't want you there, there's a little Inferno in the Albany where you will be as welcome as ever!"

"So you're out of Paradise after all!" Raffles said. "I wasn't sure, or I would have come by earlier. Well, Bunny, if they don’t want you there, there's a little Inferno in the Albany where you'll be just as welcome as ever!"

And still, with all the magic mischief of his smile, there was that touch of sadness which I was yet to read aright.

And still, with all the playful charm of his smile, there was that hint of sadness that I still needed to understand properly.


The Chest of Silver

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ike all the tribe of which I held him head, Raffles professed the liveliest disdain for unwieldy plunder of any description; it might be old Sheffield, or it might be solid silver or gold, but if the thing was not to be concealed about the person, he would have none whatever of it. Unlike the rest of us, however, in this as in all else, Raffles would not infrequently allow the acquisitive spirit of the mere collector to silence the dictates of professional prudence. The old oak chests, and even the mahogany wine-cooler, for which he had doubtless paid like an honest citizen, were thus immovable with pieces of crested plate, which he had neither the temerity to use nor the hardihood to melt or sell. He could but gloat over them behind locked doors, as I used to tell him, and at last one afternoon I caught him at it. It was in the year after that of my novitiate, a halcyon period at the Albany, when Raffles left no crib uncracked, and I played second-murderer every time. I had called in response to a telegram in which he stated that he was going out of town,[33] and must say good-by to me before he went. And I could only think that he was inspired by the same impulse toward the bronzed salvers and the tarnished teapots with which I found him surrounded, until my eyes lit upon the enormous silver-chest into which he was fitting them one by one.

Like everyone else in the tribe I led, Raffles seemed to have a strong dislike for any kind of bulky loot; it didn’t matter if it was old Sheffield or solid silver or gold, if it couldn’t be easily hidden on his person, he wanted nothing to do with it. However, unlike the rest of us, Raffles would often let his collector's instinct override his professional caution. The old oak chests, and even the mahogany wine cooler he had probably paid for like an honest man, were filled with pieces of crested silverware that he neither had the guts to use nor the nerve to melt down or sell. All he could do was admire them behind locked doors, as I often pointed out to him, and one afternoon, I caught him in the act. It was the year after my training period, a blissful time at the Albany when Raffles cracked open every safe and I played the second fiddle every time. I had come in response to a telegram where he mentioned he was leaving town and needed to say goodbye to me before he left. I could only assume he was driven by the same urge towards the bronzed platters and tarnished teapots surrounding him, until I spotted the huge silver chest where he was carefully placing them one by one.

"Allow me, Bunny! I shall take the liberty of locking both doors behind you and putting the key in my pocket," said Raffles, when he had let me in. "Not that I mean to take you prisoner, my dear fellow; but there are those of us who can turn keys from the outside, though it was never an accomplishment of mine."

"Let me, Bunny! I’m going to lock both doors behind you and keep the key in my pocket," Raffles said after he let me in. "Not that I intend to keep you here against your will, my good friend; but some people can unlock doors from the outside, even though that's never been a skill of mine."

"Not Crawshay again?" I cried, standing still in my hat.

"Not Crawshay again?" I exclaimed, frozen in place with my hat on.

Raffles regarded me with that tantalizing smile of his which might mean nothing, yet which often meant so much; and in a flash I was convinced that our most jealous enemy and dangerous rival, the doyen of an older school, had paid him yet another visit.

Raffles looked at me with that teasing smile of his which could mean nothing at all, yet often meant so much; and in an instant I was sure that our most jealous enemy and toughest competitor, the leader of an older school, had paid him another visit.

"That remains to be seen," was the measured reply; "and I for one have not set naked eye on the fellow since I saw him off through that window and left myself for dead on this very spot. In fact, I imagined him comfortably back in jail."[34]

"That’s still uncertain," was the thoughtful response; "and I haven’t laid eyes on him since I watched him leave through that window and collapsed right here. Honestly, I figured he was back in jail, safe and sound."[34]

"Not old Crawshay!" said I. "He's far too good a man to be taken twice. I should call him the very prince of professional cracksmen."

"Not old Crawshay!" I said. "He's way too good of a guy to be taken twice. I'd say he's the absolute best of the skilled thieves."

"Should you?" said Raffles coldly, with as cold an eye looking into mine. "Then you had better prepare to repel princes when I'm gone."

"Should you?" Raffles said coldly, his gaze as icy as his tone. "Then you’d better get ready to fend off princes when I’m gone."

"But gone where?" I asked, finding a corner for my hat and coat, and helping myself to the comforts of the venerable dresser which was one of our friend's greatest treasures. "Where is it you are off to, and why are you taking this herd of white elephants with you?"

"But gone where?" I asked, finding a spot for my hat and coat, and using the comfort of the old dresser, which was one of our friend's prized possessions. "Where are you headed, and why are you bringing this bunch of white elephants with you?"

Raffles bestowed the cachet of his smile on my description of his motley plate. He joined me in one of his favorite cigarettes, only shaking a superior head at his own decanter.

Raffles smirked at my description of his colorful plate. He shared one of his favorite cigarettes with me, only shaking his head in disbelief at his own decanter.

"One question at a time, Bunny," said he. "In the first place, I am going to have these rooms freshened up with a potful of paint, the electric light, and the telephone you've been at me about so long."

"One question at a time, Bunny," he said. "First of all, I'm going to get these rooms spruced up with a fresh coat of paint, the electric light, and the phone you've been nagging me about for so long."

"Good!" I cried. "Then we shall be able to talk to each other day and night!"

"Great!" I exclaimed. "Then we can talk to each other all day and all night!"

"And get overheard and run in for our pains? I shall wait till you are run in, I think," said Raffles cruelly. "But the rest's a necessity: not that I love new paint or am pining for electric light, but[35] for reasons which I will just breathe in your private ear, Bunny. You must not try to take them too seriously; but the fact is, there is just the least bit of a twitter against me in this rookery of an Albany. It must have been started by that tame old bird, Policeman Mackenzie; it isn't very bad as yet, but it needn't be that to reach my ears. Well, it was open to me either to clear out altogether, and so confirm whatever happened to be in the air, or to go off for a time, under some arrangement which would give the authorities ample excuse for overhauling every inch of my rooms. Which would you have done, Bunny?"

"And get overheard and get in trouble for our efforts? I think I'll wait until you get caught," Raffles said cruelly. "But the rest is a must: not that I'm fond of new paint or craving electric lights, but[35] for reasons I’ll whisper just to you, Bunny. You shouldn't take them too seriously; but the truth is, there’s just a little gossip about me in this crowded place called Albany. It must have been started by that friendly old guy, Policeman Mackenzie; it’s not too bad yet, but it doesn’t have to be to reach my ears. Well, I could either leave for good, confirming whatever’s in the air, or I could take off for a while under some arrangement that would give the authorities plenty of reason to search every inch of my rooms. What would you have done, Bunny?"

"Cleared out, while I could!" said I devoutly.

"Cleared out, while I could!" I said earnestly.

"So I should have thought," rejoined Raffles. "Yet you see the merit of my plan. I shall leave every mortal thing unlocked."

"So I should have thought," replied Raffles. "But you can see the value in my plan. I'll leave everything completely unlocked."

"Except that," said I, kicking the huge oak case with the iron bands and clamps, and the baize lining fast disappearing under heavy packages bearing the shapes of urns and candelabra.

"Except that," I said, kicking the big oak case with the iron bands and clamps, and the green fabric lining quickly disappearing under heavy packages shaped like urns and candelabra.

"That," replied Raffles, "is neither to go with me nor to remain here."

"That," Raffles replied, "is neither to come with me nor to stay here."

"Then what do you propose to do with it?"

"Then what do you plan to do with it?"

"You have your banking account, and your banker," he went on. This was perfectly true, though it was Raffles alone who had kept the one[36] open, and enabled me to propitiate the other in moments of emergency.

"You have your bank account, and your banker," he continued. This was completely true, although it was Raffles alone who had kept one[36] open and allowed me to appease the other in times of crisis.

"Well?"

"What's up?"

"Well, pay in this bundle of notes this afternoon, and say you have had a great week at Liverpool and Lincoln; then ask them if they can do with your silver while you run over to Paris for a merry Easter. I should tell them it's rather heavy—a lot of old family stuff that you've a good mind to leave with them till you marry and settle down."

"Well, cash in this stack of bills this afternoon, and tell them you’ve had an amazing week in Liverpool and Lincoln; then ask if they can handle your silver while you head over to Paris for a fun Easter. I’d suggest saying it’s quite heavy—lots of old family pieces that you’re considering leaving with them until you get married and settled down."

I winced at this, but consented to the rest after a moment's consideration. After all, and for more reasons that I need enumerate, it was a plausible tale enough. And Raffles had no banker; it was quite impossible for him to explain, across any single counter, the large sums of hard cash which did sometimes fall into his hands; and it might well be that he had nursed my small account in view of the very quandary which had now arisen. On all grounds, it was impossible for me to refuse him, and I am still glad to remember that my assent was given, on the whole, ungrudgingly.

I flinched at this, but after a moment of thought, I agreed to the rest. After all, for more reasons than I need to list, it was quite a believable story. Raffles didn’t have a bank; it was impossible for him to explain the large amounts of cash that sometimes came into his hands across any single counter. It was likely that he had managed my small account anticipating the very situation that had now come up. For all these reasons, I couldn’t refuse him, and I still feel good about the fact that I agreed, overall, without resentment.

"But when will the chest be ready for me?" I merely asked, as I stuffed the notes into my cigarette case. "And how are we to get it out of this, in banking hours, without attracting any amount of attention at this end?"[37]

"But when will the chest be ready for me?" I just asked, as I stuffed the notes into my cigarette case. "And how are we supposed to get it out of here during banking hours without drawing any attention at this end?"[37]

Raffles gave me an approving nod.

Raffles nodded at me in approval.

"I'm glad to see you spot the crux so quickly, Bunny. I have thought of your taking it round to your place first, under cloud of night; but we are bound to be seen even so, and on the whole it would look far less suspicious in broad daylight. It will take you some twelve or fifteen minutes to drive to your bank in a growler, so if you are here with one at a quarter to ten to-morrow morning, that will exactly meet the case. But you must have a hansom this minute if you mean to prepare the way with those notes this afternoon!"

"I'm glad to see you catch on to the main point so quickly, Bunny. I considered you taking it to your place first, under the cover of night, but we’ll definitely get spotted either way, and it would look a lot less suspicious in broad daylight. It’ll take you about twelve or fifteen minutes to drive to your bank in a cab, so if you're here with one at a quarter to ten tomorrow morning, that’ll work perfectly. But you need to grab a cab right now if you plan to get those notes organized this afternoon!"

It was only too like the Raffles of those days to dismiss a subject and myself in the same breath, with a sudden nod, and a brief grasp of the hand he was already holding out for mine. I had a great mind to take another of his cigarettes instead, for there were one or two points on which he had carefully omitted to enlighten me. Thus, I had still to learn the bare direction of his journey; and it was all that I could do to drag it from him as I stood buttoning my coat and gloves.

It was all too typical of Raffles back then to brush off a topic and me in the same moment, with a quick nod and a short handshake he was already reaching out for. I really wanted to take another one of his cigarettes instead, since there were a few things he had intentionally left out. So, I still needed to find out the basic direction of his trip; it took everything I had to pull that information from him while I was buttoning up my coat and putting on my gloves.

"Scotland," he vouchsafed at last.

"Scotland," he finally revealed.

"At Easter," I remarked.

"At Easter," I said.

"To learn the language," he explained. "I have no tongue but my own, you see, but I try to make up for it by cultivating every shade of that.[38] Some of them have come in useful even to your knowledge, Bunny: what price my Cockney that night in St. John's Wood? I can keep up my end in stage Irish, real Devonshire, very fair Norfolk, and three distinct Yorkshire dialects. But my good Galloway Scots might be better, and I mean to make it so."

"To learn the language," he explained. "I only have my own tongue, but I try to make up for that by mastering every nuance of it.[38] Some of them have even helped you, Bunny: remember my Cockney that night in St. John's Wood? I can hold my own in stage Irish, real Devonshire, pretty good Norfolk, and three different Yorkshire dialects. But my Galloway Scots could be better, and I’m planning to improve it."

"You still haven't told me where to write to you."

"You still haven't said where I should write to you."

"I'll write to you first, Bunny."

"I'll text you first, Bunny."

"At least let me see you off," I urged at the door. "I promise not to look at your ticket if you tell me the train!"

"At least let me see you off," I insisted at the door. "I promise I won't check your ticket if you just tell me which train!"

"The eleven-fifty from Euston."

"The 11:50 from Euston."

"Then I'll be with you by quarter to ten."

"Then I'll be with you at 9:45."

And I left him without further parley, reading his impatience in his face. Everything, to be sure, seemed clear enough without that fuller discussion which I loved and Raffles hated. Yet I thought we might at least have dined together, and in my heart I felt just the least bit hurt, until it occurred to me as I drove to count the notes in my cigarette case. Resentment was impossible after that. The sum ran well into three figures, and it was plain that Raffles meant me to have a good time in his absence. So I told his lie with unction at my bank, and made due arrangements for the reception of[39] his chest next morning. Then I repaired to our club, hoping he would drop in, and that we might dine together after all. In that I was disappointed. It was nothing, however, to the disappointment awaiting me at the Albany, when I arrived in my four-wheeler at the appointed hour next morning.

And I left him without saying anything more, seeing his impatience on his face. Everything seemed pretty clear without that deeper conversation that I liked and Raffles disliked. Still, I thought we could at least have had dinner together, and I felt a little hurt until I remembered to count the cash in my cigarette case while driving. After that, I couldn’t feel resentful. The amount was well into the three figures, and it was obvious Raffles wanted me to enjoy myself while he was away. So I confidently repeated his story at my bank and made the necessary plans for the arrival of[39] his chest the next morning. Then I went to our club, hoping he would show up so we could have dinner together after all. I was disappointed in that, though. But that was nothing compared to the disappointment waiting for me at the Albany when I arrived in my cab at the scheduled time the next morning.

"Mr. Raffles 'as gawn, sir," said the porter, with a note of reproach in his confidential undertone. The man was a favorite with Raffles, who used him and tipped him with consummate tact, and he knew me only less well.

"Mr. Raffles has gone, sir," said the porter, with a hint of reproach in his quiet tone. The man was a favorite of Raffles, who used him and tipped him with great skill, and he knew me only a little less well.

"Gone!" I echoed aghast. "Where on earth to?"

"Gone!" I repeated in shock. "Where in the world to?"

"Scotland, sir."

"Scotland, sir."

"Already?"

"Already?"

"By the eleven-fifty lawst night."

"By 11:50 last night."

"Last night! I thought he meant eleven-fifty this morning!"

"Last night! I thought he meant eleven fifty this morning!"

"He knew you did, sir, when you never came, and he told me to tell you there was no such train."

"He knew you did, sir, when you never showed up, and he asked me to tell you there was no train like that."

I could have rent my garments in mortification and annoyance with myself and Raffles. It was as much his fault as mine. But for his indecent haste in getting rid of me, his characteristic abruptness at the end, there would have been no misunderstanding or mistake.

I could have torn my clothes in frustration and anger at myself and Raffles. It was just as much his fault as mine. If it weren't for his inappropriate rush to get rid of me and his usual abruptness at the end, there wouldn't have been any misunderstanding or mistake.

"Any other message?" I inquired morosely.[40]

"Any other message?" I asked gloomily.[40]

"Only about the box, sir. Mr. Raffles said as you was goin' to take chawge of it time he's away, and I've a friend ready to lend a 'and in getting it on the cab. It's a rare 'eavy 'un, but Mr. Raffles an' me could lift it all right between us, so I dessay me an' my friend can."

"Only about the box, sir. Mr. Raffles said you were going to take charge of it while he's away, and I have a friend ready to lend a hand in getting it into the cab. It's a really heavy one, but Mr. Raffles and I could lift it just fine between us, so I’m sure my friend and I can manage."

For my own part, I must confess that its weight concerned me less than the vast size of that infernal chest, as I drove with it past club and park at ten o'clock in the morning. Sit as far back as I might in the four-wheeler, I could conceal neither myself nor my connection with the huge iron-clamped case upon the roof: in my heated imagination its wood was glass through which all the world could see the guilty contents. Once an officious constable held up the traffic at our approach, and for a moment I put a blood-curdling construction upon the simple ceremony. Low boys shouted after us—or if it was not after us, I thought it was—and that their cry was "Stop thief!" Enough said of one of the most unpleasant cab-drives I ever had in my life. Horresco referens.

For my part, I have to admit that I was more worried about the enormous size of that cursed trunk than its weight as I drove it past the club and the park at ten in the morning. No matter how far back I sat in the cab, I couldn’t hide either myself or my connection to the gigantic iron-bound case on the roof: in my frantic imagination, its wood was glass through which everyone could see the incriminating contents. At one point, a meddlesome police officer stopped traffic as we approached, and for a moment, I attributed a terrifying meaning to that simple act. Young boys shouted after us—or at least, I thought they were—and I convinced myself their cry was "Stop thief!" That's enough about one of the most distressing cab rides I've ever experienced. Horresco referens.

At the bank, however, thanks to the foresight and liberality of Raffles, all was smooth water. I paid my cabman handsomely, gave a florin to the stout fellow in livery whom he helped with the chest, and could have pressed gold upon the[41] genial clerk who laughed like a gentleman at my jokes about the Liverpool winners and the latest betting on the Family Plate. I was only disconcerted when he informed me that the bank gave no receipts for deposits of this nature. I am now aware that few London banks do. But it is pleasing to believe that at the time I looked—what I felt—as though all I valued upon earth were in jeopardy.

At the bank, though, thanks to Raffles’ foresight and generosity, everything went smoothly. I tipped the cab driver well, gave a florin to the burly guy in uniform who helped with the trunk, and almost pressed some gold into the[41] friendly clerk who chuckled like a gentleman at my jokes about the Liverpool winners and the latest betting on the Family Plate. I was only taken aback when he told me that the bank doesn’t provide receipts for deposits like this. I now know that few banks in London do. But it’s nice to think that at the time, I looked—just as I felt—as if everything I valued in the world was at risk.

I should have got through the rest of that day happily enough, such was the load off my mind and hands, but for an extraordinary and most disconcerting note received late at night from Raffles himself. He was a man who telegraphed freely, but seldom wrote a letter. Sometimes, however, he sent a scribbled line by special messenger; and overnight, evidently in the train, he had scribbled this one to post in the small hours at Crewe:

I could have gotten through the rest of that day feeling pretty good, given the relief I felt, but then I received an unusual and very unsettling note late at night from Raffles himself. He was a guy who often sent telegrams but rarely wrote letters. Occasionally, though, he would send a quick note by special messenger; and overnight, clearly while on the train, he had quickly written this one to drop in the mail in the early hours at Crewe:

"'Ware Prince of Professors! He was in the offing when I left. If slightest cause for uneasiness about bank, withdraw at once and keep in own rooms like good chap.

"'Watch out, Prince of Professors! He was waiting outside when I left. If there's even the tiniest reason to worry about the bank, withdraw your money immediately and keep it in your own rooms like a responsible person."

"A. J. R.

A. J. R.

"P. S.—Other reasons, as you shall hear."

"P. S.—You’ll hear other reasons soon."

There was a nice nightcap for a puzzled head! I had made rather an evening of it, what with increase of funds and decrease of anxiety, but this[42] cryptic admonition spoiled the remainder of my night. It had arrived by a late post, and I only wished that I had left it all night in my letter-box.

There was a perfect nightcap for a confused mind! I had really enjoyed my evening, what with more money and less stress, but this[42] mysterious warning ruined the rest of my night. It came in a late delivery, and I only wished I had left it in my mailbox all night.

What exactly did it mean? And what exactly must I do? These were questions that confronted me with fresh force in the morning.

What did it really mean? And what do I need to do? These were questions that hit me with new intensity in the morning.

The news of Crawshay did not surprise me. I was quite sure that Raffles had been given good reason to bear him in mind before his journey, even if he had not again beheld the ruffian in the flesh. That ruffian and that journey might be more intimately connected than I had yet supposed. Raffles never told me all. Yet the solid fact held good—held better than ever—that I had seen his plunder safely planted in my bank. Crawshay himself could not follow it there. I was certain he had not followed my cab: in the acute self-consciousness induced by that abominable drive, I should have known it in my bones if he had. I thought of the porter's friend who had helped me with the chest. No, I remember him as well as I remembered Crawshay; they were quite different types.

The news about Crawshay didn’t surprise me. I was pretty sure that Raffles had good reason to keep him in mind before his trip, even if he hadn’t seen that thug in person again. That thug and that trip might be more closely linked than I had realized. Raffles never told me everything. Still, the undeniable fact remained—stronger than ever—that I had securely stored his loot in my bank. Crawshay himself couldn’t trace it there. I was confident he hadn’t followed my cab: in the heightened self-awareness caused by that dreadful ride, I would have felt it instinctively if he had. I thought about the porter’s buddy who had helped me with the chest. No, I remembered him just as clearly as I remembered Crawshay; they were totally different people.

To remove that vile box from the bank, on top of another cab, with no stronger pretext and no further instructions, was not to be thought of for a moment. Yet I did think of it, for hours. I[43] was always anxious to do my part by Raffles; he had done more than his by me, not once or twice, to-day or yesterday, but again and again from the very first. I need not state the obvious reasons I had for fighting shy of the personal custody of his accursed chest. Yet he had run worse risks for me, and I wanted him to learn that he, too, could depend on a devotion not unworthy of his own.

To think about removing that terrible box from the bank, stacked on another cab, without a solid reason and with no additional instructions, was completely out of the question. Still, I did think about it for hours. I[43] always wanted to do my part for Raffles; he had done more than enough for me, not just once or twice, but time and time again from the very beginning. I don’t need to explain the obvious reasons I had for avoiding the direct responsibility of his damned chest. Yet he had taken greater risks for me, and I wanted him to see that he could also count on my loyalty, which was not beneath his own.

In my dilemma I did what I have often done when at a loss for light and leading. I took hardly any lunch, but went to Northumberland Avenue and had a Turkish bath instead. I know nothing so cleansing to mind as well as body, nothing better calculated to put the finest possible edge on such judgment as one may happen to possess. Even Raffles, without an ounce to lose or a nerve to soothe, used to own a sensuous appreciation of the peace of mind and person to be gained in this fashion when all others failed. For me, the fun began before the boots were off one's feet; the muffled foot-falls, the thin sound of the fountain, even the spent swathed forms upon the couches, and the whole clean, warm, idle atmosphere, were so much unction to my simpler soul. The half-hour in the hot-rooms I used to count but a strenuous step to a divine lassitude of limb and accompanying[44] exaltation of intellect. And yet—and yet—it was in the hottest room of all, in a temperature of 270° Fahrenheit, that the bolt fell from the Pall Mall Gazette which I had bought outside the bath.

In my dilemma, I did what I often do when I’m struggling to find clarity and direction. I hardly had any lunch and went to Northumberland Avenue for a Turkish bath instead. There’s nothing as cleansing for both mind and body, and nothing better at sharpening whatever judgment I might have. Even Raffles, who had nothing to lose and didn’t need to relax, appreciated the peace of mind and body that could be achieved this way when all else failed. For me, the fun started even before the boots came off; the soft footfalls, the gentle sound of the fountain, the relaxed figures draped on the couches, and the whole clean, warm, leisurely atmosphere were like a balm for my simpler soul. I used to think of the half-hour in the hot rooms as just a tough step toward a divine relaxation of my limbs and a boost to my intellect. And yet—yet—it was in the hottest room of all, at a temperature of 270°F, that the shock hit me from the Pall Mall Gazette I had bought outside the bath.

I was turning over the hot, crisp pages, and positively revelling in my fiery furnace, when the following headlines and leaded paragraphs leapt to my eye with the force of a veritable blow:

I was flipping through the hot, crisp pages, and truly enjoying my fiery furnace, when the following headlines and bold paragraphs jumped out at me with the force of a real punch:

BANK ROBBERS IN THE WEST END—DARING AND MYSTERIOUS CRIME

An audacious burglary and dastardly assault have been committed on the premises of the City and Suburban Bank in Sloane Street, W. From the details so far to hand, the robbery appears to have been deliberately planned and adroitly executed in the early hours of this morning.

An audacious burglary and terrible assault have been carried out at the City and Suburban Bank on Sloane Street, W. From the information we have so far, the robbery seems to have been carefully planned and skillfully executed in the early hours of this morning.

A night watchman named Fawcett states that between one and two o'clock he heard a slight noise in the neighborhood of the lower strong-room, used as a repository for the plate and other possessions of various customers of the bank. Going down to investigate, he was instantly attacked by a powerful ruffian, who succeeded in felling him to the ground before an alarm could be raised.

A night watchman named Fawcett says that between one and two o'clock, he heard a faint noise near the lower strong-room, which is used to store the silver and other belongings of the bank's customers. When he went to check it out, he was immediately attacked by a strong thug, who managed to knock him to the ground before he could raise the alarm.

Fawcett is unable to furnish any description of his assailant or assailants, but is of opinion that more than one were engaged in the commission of the crime. When the unfortunate man recovered consciousness, no trace of the thieves remained, with the exception of a single candle[45] which had been left burning on the flags of the corridor. The strong-room, however, had been opened, and it is feared the raid on the chests of plate and other valuables may prove to have been only too successful, in view of the Easter exodus, which the thieves had evidently taken into account. The ordinary banking chambers were not even visited; entry and exit are believed to have been effected through the coal cellar, which is also situated in the basement. Up to the present the police have effected no arrest.

Fawcett can't provide any description of his attacker or attackers, but he believes more than one person was involved in the crime. When the unfortunate man regained consciousness, there was no sign of the thieves left behind, except for a single candle[45] that had been left burning on the floor of the corridor. The strong-room had been opened, and it seems the raid on the valuable items like silver and other treasures might have been quite successful, especially considering the Easter getaway that the thieves likely planned for. The regular banking areas weren't even touched; it’s thought that they got in and out through the coal cellar, which is also in the basement. So far, the police have made no arrests.

I sat practically paralyzed by this appalling news; and I swear that, even in that incredible temperature, it was a cold perspiration in which I sweltered from head to heel. Crawshay, of course! Crawshay once more upon the track of Raffles and his ill-gotten gains! And once more I blamed Raffles himself: his warning had come too late: he should have wired to me at once not to take the box to the bank at all. He was a madman ever to have invested in so obvious and obtrusive a receptacle for treasure. It would serve Raffles right if that and no other was the box which had been broken into by the thieves.

I sat there almost paralyzed by this shocking news; and I swear that, even in that crazy heat, it was a cold sweat soaking me from head to toe. Crawshay, of course! Crawshay was once again on the trail of Raffles and his ill-gotten gains! And once again, I blamed Raffles himself: his warning had come too late; he should have texted me immediately not to take the box to the bank at all. It was insane for him to invest in such an obvious and eye-catching treasure box. It would serve Raffles right if that was the box that the thieves had broken into.

Yet, when I considered the character of his treasure, I fairly shuddered in my sweat. It was a hoard of criminal relics. Suppose his chest had indeed been rifled, and emptied of every silver thing but one; that one remaining piece of silver,[46] seen of men, was quite enough to cast Raffles into the outer darkness of penal servitude! And Crawshay was capable of it—of perceiving the insidious revenge—of taking it without compunction or remorse.

Yet, when I thought about what his treasure actually was, I couldn't help but feel a chill run down my spine. It was a stash of illegal trophies. Imagine if his chest had really been searched and emptied of everything silver except for one item; that single piece of silver,[46] visible to everyone, was more than enough to send Raffles into the depths of prison! And Crawshay could definitely do it—he understood the sneaky revenge—he would take it without any guilt or regret.

There was only one course for me. I must follow my instructions to the letter and recover the chest at all hazards, or be taken myself in the attempt. If only Raffles had left me some address, to which I could have wired some word of warning! But it was no use thinking of that; for the rest there was time enough up to four o'clock, and as yet it was not three. I determined to go through with my bath and make the most of it. Might it not be my last for years?

There was only one option for me. I had to follow my orders exactly and get the chest back at all costs, or risk being caught myself in the process. If only Raffles had left me some contact info, so I could have sent a warning! But it was pointless to dwell on that; there was still plenty of time until four o'clock, and it wasn't even three yet. I decided to continue with my bath and enjoy it. Might this be my last one for years?

But I was past enjoying even a Turkish bath. I had not the patience for a proper shampoo, or sufficient spirit for the plunge. I weighed myself automatically, for that was a matter near my heart; but I forgot to give my man his sixpence until the reproachful intonation of his adieu recalled me to myself. And my couch in the cooling gallery—my favorite couch, in my favorite corner, which I had secured with gusto on coming in—it was a bed of thorns, with hideous visions of a plank-bed to follow!

But I was beyond enjoying even a Turkish bath. I didn't have the patience for a proper shampoo or enough energy for the plunge. I weighed myself out of habit, since that was important to me; but I forgot to give my man his sixpence until his disappointed goodbye brought me back to reality. And my couch in the cool gallery—my favorite couch, in my favorite corner, which I had happily claimed upon entering—felt like a bed of thorns, with nightmarish thoughts of a hard bed to follow!

I ought to be able to add that I heard the burglary[47] discussed on adjacent couches before I left. I certainly listened for it, and was rather disappointed more than once when I had held my breath in vain. But this is the unvarnished record of an odious hour, and it passed without further aggravation from without; only, as I drove to Sloane Street, the news was on all the posters, and on one I read of "a clew" which spelt for me a doom I was grimly resolved to share.

I should mention that I heard the burglary[47] being talked about on nearby sofas before I left. I definitely listened for it and felt disappointed more than once when I held my breath in vain. But this is the straightforward account of a dreadful hour, and it went by without any additional trouble from outside; however, as I drove to Sloane Street, the news was plastered on all the posters, and on one I read about "a clue" that signified a fate I was determined to endure.

Already there was something in the nature of a "run" upon the Sloane Street branch of the City and Suburban. A cab drove away with a chest of reasonable dimensions as mine drove up, while in the bank itself a lady was making a painful scene. As for the genial clerk who had roared at my jokes the day before, he was mercifully in no mood for any more, but, on the contrary, quite rude to me at sight.

Already, there was something like a "run" happening at the Sloane Street branch of the City and Suburban. A cab pulled away with a chest about the same size as mine as I arrived, while inside the bank, a woman was causing a distressing scene. As for the friendly clerk who had laughed at my jokes the day before, he was thankfully not in the mood for more, but instead, was quite rude to me when he saw me.

"I've been expecting you all the afternoon," said he. "You needn't look so pale."

"I've been waiting for you all afternoon," he said. "You don't need to look so pale."

"Is it safe?"

"Is it secure?"

"That Noah's Ark of yours? Yes, so I hear; they'd just got to it when they were interrupted, and they never went back again."

"That Noah's Ark of yours? Yeah, I heard; they had just started on it when they got interrupted, and they never returned."

"Then it wasn't even opened?"

"Then it wasn't opened at all?"

"Only just begun on, I believe."

"Just getting started, I guess."

"Thank God!"[48]

"Thank goodness!"[48]

"You may; we don't," growled the clerk. "The manager says he believes your chest was at the bottom of it all."

"You can; we can't," growled the clerk. "The manager thinks your chest was the cause of all this."

"How could it be?" I asked uneasily.

"How could that be?" I asked, feeling uneasy.

"By being seen on the cab a mile off, and followed," said the clerk.

"By being spotted in the cab a mile away and followed," said the clerk.

"Does the manager want to see me?" I asked boldly.

"Does the manager want to see me?" I asked confidently.

"Not unless you want to see him," was the blunt reply. "He's been at it with others all the afternoon, and they haven't all got off as cheap as you."

"Not unless you want to see him," was the straightforward reply. "He's been messing around with others all afternoon, and they haven't all gotten off as easy as you."

"Then my silver shall not embarrass you any longer," said I grandly. "I meant to leave it if it was all right, but after all you have said I certainly shall not. Let your man or men bring up the chest at once. I dare say they also have been 'at it with others all the afternoon,' but I shall make this worth their while."

"Then my silver won't be a burden to you anymore," I said grandly. "I intended to leave it if that was fine, but after everything you've said, I definitely won't. Have your man or men bring the chest up right away. I bet they've also been busy with others all afternoon, but I'll make it worthwhile for them."

I did not mind driving through the streets with the thing this time. My present relief was too overwhelming as yet to admit of pangs and fears for the immediate future. No summer sun had ever shone more brightly than that rather watery one of early April. There was a green-and-gold dust of buds and shoots on the trees as we passed the park. I felt greater things sprouting in my heart. Hansoms passed with schoolboys just home[49] for the Easter holidays, four-wheelers outward bound, with bicycles and perambulators atop; none that rode in them were half so happy as I, with the great load on my cab, but the greater one off my heart.

I didn’t mind driving through the streets with the thing this time. My overwhelming relief made it hard to feel any worry or fear about the immediate future. No summer sun had ever shone brighter than that somewhat weak light of early April. There was a green-and-gold dust of buds and shoots on the trees as we passed the park. I felt bigger things blossoming in my heart. Hansoms passed by with schoolboys just back home for the Easter holidays, four-wheelers heading out, with bicycles and strollers on top; nobody riding in them was half as happy as I was, with the big load on my cab, but the bigger one off my heart.[49]

At Mount Street it just went into the lift; that was a stroke of luck; and the lift-man and I between us carried it into my flat. It seemed a featherweight to me now. I felt a Samson in the exaltation of that hour. And I will not say what my first act was when I found myself alone with my white elephant in the middle of the room; enough that the siphon was still doing its work when the glass slipped through my fingers to the floor.

At Mount Street, I just stepped into the elevator; that was lucky. The elevator operator and I managed to get it into my apartment. It felt light as a feather to me now. I felt like a superhero in that moment. I won’t say what my first move was when I found myself alone with my big surprise in the middle of the room; just know that the siphon was still working when the glass slipped from my fingers and hit the floor.

"Bunny!"

"Bunny!"

It was Raffles. Yet for a moment I looked about me quite in vain. He was not at the window; he was not at the open door. And yet Raffles it had been, or at all events his voice, and that bubbling over with fun and satisfaction, be his body where it might. In the end I dropped my eyes, and there was his living face in the middle of the lid of the chest, like that of the saint upon its charger.

It was Raffles. But for a moment, I searched around me in vain. He wasn't at the window; he wasn't at the open door. And yet it had been Raffles, or at least his voice, which was full of fun and satisfaction, no matter where his body was. Eventually, I lowered my gaze, and there was his familiar face in the center of the chest lid, like that of a saint on its horse.

But Raffles was alive, Raffles was laughing as though his vocal cords would snap—there was[50] neither tragedy nor illusion in the apparition of Raffles. A life-size Jack-in-the-box, he had thrust his head through a lid within the lid, cut by himself between the two iron bands that ran round the chest like the straps of a portmanteau. He must have been busy at it when I found him pretending to pack, if not far into that night, for it was a very perfect piece of work; and even as I stared without a word, and he crouched laughing in my face, an arm came squeezing out, keys in hand; one was turned in either of the two great padlocks, the whole lid lifted, and out stepped Raffles like the conjurer he was.

But Raffles was alive, Raffles was laughing as if his vocal cords would snap—there was[50] neither tragedy nor illusion in the sight of Raffles. Like a life-size Jack-in-the-box, he had thrust his head through a lid within the lid, which he had cut himself between the two iron bands that wrapped around the chest like straps on a suitcase. He must have been busy at it when I found him pretending to pack, if not late into that night, because it was a really impressive piece of work; and even as I stared speechless, and he crouched laughing in my face, an arm squeezed out holding keys; one was turned in either of the two big padlocks, the whole lid was lifted, and out stepped Raffles like the magician he was.

"So you were the burglar!" I exclaimed at last. "Well, I am just as glad I didn't know."

"So you were the one who broke in!" I finally said. "Well, I'm really glad I didn't find out."

He had wrung my hand already, but at this he fairly mangled it in his.

He had already shaken my hand, but with this, he really crushed it in his grip.

"You dear little brick," he cried, "that's the one thing of all things I longed to hear you say! How could you have behaved as you've done if you had known? How could any living man? How could you have acted, as the polar star of all the stages could not have acted in your place? Remember that I have heard a lot, and as good as seen as much as I've heard. Bunny, I don't know where you were greatest: at the Albany, here, or at your bank!"[51]

"You sweet little brick," he exclaimed, "that's the one thing I wanted to hear from you! How could you have acted the way you did if you’d known? How could any living person? How could you have performed like the brightest star in the sky couldn’t have done in your situation? Remember, I’ve heard a lot and have nearly seen just as much. Bunny, I don't know where you shined the most: at the Albany, here, or at your bank!"[51]

"I don't know where I was most miserable," I rejoined, beginning to see the matter in a less perfervid light. "I know you don't credit me with much finesse, but I would undertake to be in the secret and to do quite as well; the only difference would be in my own peace of mind, which, of course, doesn't count."

"I don't know where I was the most miserable," I replied, starting to look at things in a more rational way. "I know you think I lack sophistication, but I could handle it just as well; the only difference would be my own peace of mind, which, of course, doesn’t really matter."

But Raffles wagged away with his most charming and disarming smile; he was in old clothes, rather tattered and torn, and more than a little grimy as to the face and hands, but, on the surface, wonderfully little the worse for his experience. And, as I say, his smile was the smile of the Raffles I loved best.

But Raffles flashed his most charming and disarming smile; he was in old, somewhat tattered clothes, and a bit grimy on his face and hands, but surprisingly he seemed hardly worse for wear from his experiences. And, as I mentioned, his smile was the smile of the Raffles I loved best.

"You would have done your damnedest, Bunny! There is no limit to your heroism; but you forget the human equation in the pluckiest of the plucky. I couldn't afford to forget it, Bunny; I couldn't afford to give a point away. Don't talk as though I hadn't trusted you! I trusted my very life to your loyal tenacity. What do you suppose would have happened to me if you had let me rip in that strong-room? Do you think I would ever have crept out and given myself up? Yes, I'll have a peg for once; the beauty of all laws is in the breaking, even of the kind we make unto ourselves."[52]

"You would have done your best, Bunny! There’s no limit to your courage, but you overlook the human factor even in the bravest of the brave. I couldn't afford to overlook it, Bunny; I couldn't afford to lose any advantage. Don’t act like I never trusted you! I put my very life in your loyal determination. What do you think would have happened to me if you had let me go in that secure room? Do you think I would have managed to sneak out and turn myself in? Yes, I'll take a chance for once; the beauty of all laws is in breaking them, even the ones we make for ourselves."[52]

I had a Sullivan for him, too; and in another minute he was spread out on my sofa, stretching his cramped limbs with infinite gusto, a cigarette between his fingers, a yellow bumper at hand on the chest of his triumph and my tribulation.

I had a Sullivan for him, too; and in just a minute, he was sprawled out on my sofa, stretching his stiff limbs with total enthusiasm, a cigarette between his fingers, a yellow drink at hand on the chest of his success and my struggle.

"Never mind when it occurred to me, Bunny; as a matter of fact, it was only the other day, when I had decided to go away for the real reasons I have already given you. I may have made more of them to you than I do in my own mind, but at all events they exist. And I really did want the telephone and the electric light."

"Forget when it happened, Bunny; actually, it was just the other day, when I decided to leave for the reasons I've already told you. I might have emphasized them more to you than I actually think about them, but they’re real nonetheless. And I really did want the phone and the electricity."

"But where did you stow the silver before you went?"

"But where did you hide the silver before you left?"

"Nowhere; it was my luggage—a portmanteau, cricket-bag, and suit-case full of very little else—and by the same token I left the lot at Euston, and one of us must fetch them this evening."

"Nowhere; it was my luggage—a suitcase, cricket bag, and a small case full of very little else—and for that reason, I left it all at Euston, and one of us has to pick it up this evening."

"I can do that," said I. "But did you really go all the way to Crewe?"

"I can do that," I said. "But did you really go all the way to Crewe?"

"Didn't you get my note? I went all the way to Crewe to post you those few lines, my dear Bunny! It's no use taking trouble if you don't take trouble enough; I wanted you to show the proper set of faces at the bank and elsewhere, and I know you did. Besides, there was an up-train four minutes after mine got in. I simply posted[53] my letter in Crewe station, and changed from one train to the other."

"Did you not receive my note? I traveled all the way to Crewe to send you those few lines, my dear Bunny! It’s pointless to put in effort if you don’t put in enough; I wanted you to have the right expressions at the bank and everywhere else, and I know you did. Plus, there was an up-train just four minutes after mine arrived. I simply dropped my letter in Crewe station and switched from one train to the other."

"At two in the morning!"

"At 2 AM!"

"Nearer three, Bunny. It was after seven when I slung in with the Daily Mail. The milk had beaten me by a short can. But even so I had two very good hours before you were due."

"Closer to three, Bunny. It was after seven when I came in with the Daily Mail. The milk had gotten to me by a short can. But still, I had a solid two hours before you were supposed to arrive."

"And to think," I murmured, "how you deceived me there!"

"And to think," I murmured, "how you tricked me back then!"

"With your own assistance," said Raffles laughing. "If you had looked it up you would have seen there was no such train in the morning, and I never said there was. But I meant you to be deceived, Bunny, and I won't say I didn't—it was all for the sake of the side! Well, when you carted me away with such laudable despatch, I had rather an uncomfortable half-hour, but that was all just then. I had my candle, I had matches, and lots to read. It was quite nice in that strong-room until a very unpleasant incident occurred."

"With your own help," Raffles said, laughing. "If you had looked it up, you would have seen there was no such train in the morning, and I never claimed there was. But I wanted to trick you, Bunny, and I won't deny it—it was all for the sake of the story! Well, when you rushed me away so quickly, I had a rather uncomfortable half-hour, but that was all at the moment. I had my candle, matches, and plenty to read. It was quite pleasant in that strong room until a very unpleasant incident happened."

"Do tell me, my dear fellow!"

"Please tell me, friend!"

"I must have another Sullivan—thank you—and a match. The unpleasant incident was steps outside and a key in the lock! I was disporting myself on the lid of the trunk at the time. I had barely time to knock out my light and slip down behind it. Luckily it was only another box of[54] sorts; a jewel-case, to be more precise; you shall see the contents in a moment. The Easter exodus has done me even better than I dared to hope."

"I need another Sullivan—thanks—and a match. The awkward situation happened just outside, right as the key turned in the lock! I was sitting on the lid of the trunk at that moment. I barely had time to put out my light and hide behind it. Luckily, it was just another box of [54] kinds; a jewelry box, to be exact; you'll see what's inside in a moment. The Easter rush has turned out even better for me than I expected."

Raffles in the strong-room. Raffles in the vault.

His words reminded me of the Pall Mall Gazette, which I had brought in my pocket from the Turkish bath. I fished it out, all wrinkled and bloated by the heat of the hottest room, and handed it to Raffles with my thumb upon the leaded paragraphs.

His words made me think of the Pall Mall Gazette, which I had pulled from my pocket after the Turkish bath. I dug it out, all crumpled and swollen from the heat of the hottest room, and handed it to Raffles with my thumb resting on the bold paragraphs.

"Delightful!" said he when he had read them. "More thieves than one, and the coal-cellar of all places as a way in! I certainly tried to give it that appearance. I left enough candle-grease there to make those coals burn bravely. But it looked up into a blind backyard, Bunny, and a boy of eight couldn't have squeezed through the trap. Long may that theory keep them happy at Scotland Yard!"

"Delightful!" he said after reading them. "More than one thief, and the coal cellar of all places as an entry point! I definitely tried to make it look that way. I left enough candle wax there to make those coals burn bright. But it looked up into a blind backyard, Bunny, and a boy of eight couldn't have squeezed through the trap. May that theory keep them happy at Scotland Yard for a long time!"

"But what about the fellow you knocked out?" I asked. "That was not like you, Raffles."

"But what about the guy you knocked out?" I asked. "That was not like you, Raffles."

Raffles blew pensive rings as he lay back on my sofa, his black hair tumbled on the cushion, his pale profile as clear and sharp against the light as though slashed out with the scissors.

Raffles blew thoughtful rings as he reclined on my sofa, his dark hair spilling over the cushion, his pale profile clear and sharp against the light as if it had been cut out with scissors.

"I know it wasn't, Bunny," he said regretfully. "But things like that, as the poet will tell you, are really inseparable from victories like mine. It [55]had taken me a couple of hours to break out of that strong-room; I was devoting a third to the harmless task of simulating the appearance of having broken in; and it was then I heard the fellow's stealthy step. Some might have stood their ground and killed him; more would have bolted into a worse corner than they were in already. I left my candle where it was, crept to meet the poor devil, flattened myself against the wall, and let him have it as he passed. I acknowledge the foul blow, but here's evidence that it was mercifully struck. The victim has already told his tale."

"I know it wasn't, Bunny," he said with regret. "But things like that, as the poet would tell you, are really part of victories like mine. It [55] took me a couple of hours to break out of that strong-room; I was spending a third of that time harmlessly pretending to have broken in; and it was then I heard the guy's quiet footsteps. Some might have stood their ground and killed him; more would have run into a worse situation than they were already in. I left my candle where it was, crept to meet the poor guy, pressed myself against the wall, and took him out as he passed. I admit the hit was dirty, but here’s proof that it was mercifully delivered. The victim has already told his story."

As he drained his glass, but shook his head when I wished to replenish it, Raffles showed me the flask which he had carried in his pocket: it was still nearly full; and I found that he had otherwise provisioned himself over the holidays. On either Easter Day or Bank Holiday, had I failed him, it had been his intention to make the best escape he could. But the risk must have been enormous, and it filled my glowing skin to think that he had not relied on me in vain.

As he finished his drink but shook his head when I offered to refill it, Raffles showed me the flask he had been carrying in his pocket: it was still almost full; and I realized he had stocked up in other ways over the holidays. On either Easter or the Bank Holiday, if I hadn’t been there for him, he planned to make the best getaway he could. But the risk must have been huge, and it made my skin tingle to think that he hadn’t depended on me for nothing.

As for his gleanings from such jewel-cases as were spending the Easter recess in the strong-room of my bank, without going into rhapsodies or even particulars on the point, I may mention that they[56] realized enough for me to join Raffles on his deferred holiday in Scotland, besides enabling him to play more regularly for Middlesex in the ensuing summer than had been the case for several seasons. In fine, this particular exploit entirely justified itself in my eyes, in spite of the superfluous (but invariable) secretiveness which I could seldom help resenting in my heart. I never thought less of it than in the present instance; and my one mild reproach was on the subject of the phantom Crawshay.

As for what I got from the kinds of treasure boxes that were stored over the Easter break in the strong-room of my bank, without getting too emotional or detailed about it, I can say that they[56] made enough for me to join Raffles on his postponed vacation in Scotland, and it also allowed him to play more consistently for Middlesex in the upcoming summer than he had in several seasons. Overall, this particular venture completely justified itself in my view, even with the unnecessary (but always present) secretiveness that I often couldn’t help but feel frustrated about. I never thought less of it than I do now; my only slight complaint was regarding the ghostly Crawshay.

"You let me think he was in the air again," I said. "But it wouldn't surprise me to find that you had never heard of him since the day of his escape through your window."

"You made me believe he was out there again," I said. "But I wouldn't be shocked to discover that you haven't heard a word about him since he escaped through your window."

"I never even thought of him, Bunny, until you came to see me the day before yesterday, and put him into my head with your first words. The whole point was to make you as genuinely anxious about the plate as you must have seemed all along the line."

"I never even thought about him, Bunny, until you visited me the day before yesterday and brought him up with your very first words. The whole point was to make you genuinely worried about the plate, just like you must have seemed all along."

"Of course I see your point," I rejoined; "but mine is that you labored it. You needn't have written me a downright lie about the fellow."

"Of course I get what you're saying," I replied; "but my point is that you made it too obvious. You didn't have to tell me a flat-out lie about the guy."

"Nor did I, Bunny."

"Me neither, Bunny."

"Not about the 'prince of professors' being 'in the offing' when you left?"[57]

"Not about the 'prince of professors' being 'around' when you left?"[57]

"My dear Bunny, but so he was!" cried Raffles. "Time was when I was none too pure an amateur. But after this I take leave to consider myself a professor of the professors. And I should like to see one more capable of skippering their side!"

"My dear Bunny, but he really was!" exclaimed Raffles. "There was a time when I wasn't exactly an innocent amateur. But after this, I feel like I can call myself a master of the masters. And I would like to see anyone more qualified to lead their team!"


The Rest Cure

I

  had not seen Raffles for a month or more, and I was sadly in need of his advice. My life was being made a burden to me by a wretch who had obtained a bill of sale over the furniture in Mount Street, and it was only by living elsewhere that I could keep the vulpine villain from my door. This cost ready money, and my balance at the bank was sorely in need of another lift from Raffles. Yet, had he been in my shoes, he could not have vanished more effectually than he had done, both from the face of the town and from the ken of all who knew him.

I hadn’t seen Raffles for a month or more, and I really needed his advice. My life was becoming a nightmare because of a creep who had gotten a lien on the furniture in Mount Street, and the only way I could keep that sly monster away from my place was by staying elsewhere. This was costing me cash, and my bank balance desperately needed another boost from Raffles. But if he were in my situation, he couldn’t have disappeared more completely than he had, both from the city and from the awareness of everyone who knew him.

It was late in August; he never played first-class cricket after July, when, a scholastic understudy took his place in the Middlesex eleven. And in vain did I scour my Field and my Sportsman for the country-house matches with which he wilfully preferred to wind up the season; the matches were there, but never the magic name of A. J. Raffles. Nothing was known of him at the Albany; he had left no instructions about his letters, either there[59] or at the club. I began to fear that some evil had overtaken him. I scanned the features of captured criminals in the illustrated Sunday papers; on each occasion I breathed again; nor was anything worthy of Raffles going on. I will not deny that I was less anxious on his account than on my own. But it was a double relief to me when he gave a first characteristic sign of life.

It was late August; he stopped playing first-class cricket after July, when a schoolboy took his spot on the Middlesex team. I searched my Field and my Sportsman for the country-house matches he deliberately chose to finish the season with; the matches were there, but never the magic name of A. J. Raffles. Nobody knew anything about him at the Albany; he hadn’t left any instructions about his letters, either there[59] or at the club. I started to worry that something bad had happened to him. I looked at the faces of captured criminals in the illustrated Sunday papers; each time I let out a sigh of relief; but nothing interesting was happening with Raffles. I won’t deny that I cared more about my own situation than his. But it was a double relief for me when he finally showed the first sign of life.

I had called at the Albany for the fiftieth time, and returned to Piccadilly in my usual despair, when a street sloucher sidled up to me in furtive fashion and inquired if my name was what it is.

I had called at the Albany for the fiftieth time and returned to Piccadilly feeling my usual despair when a guy hanging around the street approached me quietly and asked if my name was what it is.

"'Cause this 'ere's for you," he rejoined to my affirmative, and with that I felt a crumpled note in my palm.

"'Cause this is for you," he replied to my yes, and with that, I felt a crumpled note in my hand.

It was from Raffles. I smoothed out the twisted scrap of paper, and on it were just a couple of lines in pencil:

It was from Raffles. I smoothed out the crumpled piece of paper, and on it were just a couple of lines written in pencil:

"Meet me in Holland Walk at dark to-night. Walk up and down till I come.

"Meet me at Holland Walk tonight when it's dark. Just walk back and forth until I arrive."

A. J. R."

A. J. R.

That was all! Not another syllable after all these weeks, and the few words scribbled in a wild caricature of his scholarly and dainty hand! I was no longer to be alarmed by this sort of thing; it was all so like the Raffles I loved least; and to add to my indignation, when at length I looked up[60] from the mysterious missive, the equally mysterious messenger had disappeared in a manner worthy of the whole affair. He was, however, the first creature I espied under the tattered trees of Holland Walk that evening.

That was it! Not another word after all these weeks, and the few words written in a wild scrawl that barely resembled his usual neat handwriting! I wasn’t going to let this get to me anymore; it was just like the part of Raffles I liked the least. To add to my frustration, when I finally looked up[60] from the mysterious note, the equally mysterious messenger had vanished in a way that matched the whole situation. He was, however, the first person I spotted under the tattered trees of Holland Walk that evening.

"Seen 'im yet?" he inquired confidentially, blowing a vile cloud from his horrid pipe.

"Have you seen him yet?" he asked quietly, exhaling a nasty cloud from his awful pipe.

"No, I haven't; and I want to know where you've seen him," I replied sternly. "Why did you run away like that the moment you had given me his note?"

"No, I haven't; and I want to know where you've seen him," I replied firmly. "Why did you run away like that the moment you gave me his note?"

"Orders, orders," was the reply. "I ain't such a juggins as to go agen a toff as makes it worf while to do as I'm bid an' 'old me tongue."

"Orders, orders," was the reply. "I'm not such a fool as to go against someone important who makes it worthwhile to do as I'm told and keep my mouth shut."

"And who may you be?" I asked jealously. "And what are you to Mr. Raffles?"

"And who are you?" I asked with jealousy. "And what's your relationship with Mr. Raffles?"

"You silly ass, Bunny, don't tell all Kensington that I'm in town!" replied my tatterdemalion, shooting up and smoothing out into a merely shabby Raffles. "Here, take my arm—I'm not so beastly as I look. But neither am I in town, nor in England, nor yet on the face of the earth, for all that's known of me to a single soul but you."

"You silly fool, Bunny, don't go telling everyone in Kensington that I'm here!" replied my ragged friend, sitting up and transforming into a simply shabby version of Raffles. "Here, take my arm—I'm not as awful as I seem. But I'm not in town, or in England, or even on the face of the earth, for all anyone knows about me except you."

"Then where are you," I asked, "between ourselves?"

"Then where are you," I asked, "with respect to us?"

"I've taken a house near here for the holidays,[61] where I'm going in for a Rest Cure of my own description. Why? Oh, for lots of reasons, my dear Bunny; among others, I have long had a wish to grow my own beard; under the next lamp-post you will agree that it's training on very nicely. Then, you mayn't know it, but there's a canny man at Scotland Yard who has had a quiet eye on me longer than I like. I thought it about time to have an eye on him, and I stared him in the face outside the Albany this very morning. That was when I saw you go in, and scribbled a line to give you when you came out. If he had caught us talking he would have spotted me at once."

"I've rented a house nearby for the holidays,[61] where I'm going to do my own version of a rest cure. Why? Oh, for many reasons, my dear Bunny; for one, I've always wanted to grow my own beard, and under the next lamp-post, you'll agree it's coming along nicely. Also, you might not know this, but there's a clever guy at Scotland Yard who’s been keeping an eye on me longer than I’d like. I figured it was time I kept an eye on him too, and I stared him down outside the Albany this very morning. That's when I saw you go in, and I jotted a note to give you when you came out. If he had caught us talking, he would have recognized me right away."

"So you are lying low out here!"

"So you’re keeping a low profile out here!"

"I prefer to call it my Rest Cure," returned Raffles, "and it's really nothing else. I've got a furnished house at a time when no one else would have dreamed of taking one in town; and my very neighbors don't know I'm there, though I'm bound to say there are hardly any of them at home. I don't keep a servant, and do everything for myself. It's the next best fun to a desert island. Not that I make much work, for I'm really resting, but I haven't done so much solid reading for years. Rather a joke, Bunny: the man whose house I've taken is one of her Majesty's[62] inspectors of prisons, and his study's a storehouse of criminology. It has been quite amusing to lie on one's back and have a good look at one's self as others fondly imagine they see one."

"I like to call it my Rest Cure," Raffles replied, "and that's really what it is. I've got a furnished house at a time when no one else would think of renting one in the city; and my neighbors don’t even know I'm here, although to be honest, hardly any of them are home. I don't have a servant and do everything myself. It's the next best thing to being on a deserted island. Not that I’m working hard, because I’m genuinely resting, but I haven't done this much solid reading in years. It’s pretty funny, Bunny: the man whose house I’m using is one of her Majesty's[62] prison inspectors, and his study is full of criminology books. It’s been quite entertaining to lie back and take a good look at myself as others think they see me."

"But surely you get some exercise?" I asked; for he was leading me at a good rate through the leafy byways of Campden Hill; and his step was as springy and as light as ever.

"But you must get some exercise, right?" I asked, as he was walking quickly with me through the green paths of Campden Hill; his step was as energetic and light as ever.

"The best exercise I ever had in my life," said Raffles; "and you would never live to guess what it is. It's one of the reasons why I went in for this seedy kit. I follow cabs. Yes, Bunny, I turn out about dusk and meet the expresses at Euston or King's Cross; that is, of course, I loaf outside and pick my cab, and often run my three or four miles for a bob or less. And it not only keeps you in the very pink: if you're good they let you carry the trunks upstairs; and I've taken notes from the inside of more than one commodious residence which will come in useful in the autumn. In fact, Bunny, what with these new Rowton houses, my beard, and my otherwise well-spent holiday, I hope to have quite a good autumn season before the erratic Raffles turns up in town."

"The best exercise I've ever had in my life," said Raffles; "and you would never guess what it is. It's one of the reasons I got into this shabby job. I follow cabs. Yes, Bunny, I head out around dusk and meet the trains at Euston or King's Cross; that is, of course, I hang around outside and choose my cab, and often run my three or four miles for a pound or less. And it not only keeps you in great shape: if you’re good, they let you carry the luggage upstairs; and I've taken notes from inside more than one spacious residence that will come in handy in the fall. In fact, Bunny, with these new Rowton houses, my beard, and my otherwise well-spent holiday, I expect to have quite a good autumn season before the unpredictable Raffles shows up in town."

I felt it high time to wedge in a word about my own far less satisfactory affairs. But it was not[63] necessary for me to recount half my troubles. Raffles could be as full of himself as many a worse man, and I did not like his society the less for these human outpourings. They had rather the effect of putting me on better terms with myself, through bringing him down to my level for the time being. But his egoism was not even skin-deep; it was rather a cloak, which Raffles could cast off quicker than any man I ever knew, as he did not fail to show me now.

I thought it was about time to share a bit about my own much less impressive situation. But I didn’t need to go into detail about half my struggles. Raffles could be as full of himself as many worse people, and I didn’t mind his company any less because of these human moments. In fact, they helped me feel better about myself by bringing him down to my level for a while. But his self-importance wasn't just a surface level thing; it was more like a mask, which Raffles could remove faster than anyone I’ve ever known, as he was quick to demonstrate to me now.

"Why, Bunny, this is the very thing!" he cried. "You must come and stay with me, and we'll lie low side by side. Only remember it really is a Rest Cure. I want to keep literally as quiet as I was without you. What do you say to forming ourselves at once into a practically Silent Order? You agree? Very well, then, here's the street and that's the house."

"Why, Bunny, this is perfect!" he exclaimed. "You have to come and stay with me, and we'll just relax together. But remember, it really is a Rest Cure. I want to be as calm and quiet as I was without you. What do you think about creating our own basically Silent Order? You in? Great, then here's the street and that's the house."

It was ever such a quiet little street, turning out of one of those which climb right over the pleasant hill. One side was monopolized by the garden wall of an ugly but enviable mansion standing in its own ground; opposite were a solid file of smaller but taller houses; on neither side were there many windows alight, nor a solitary soul on the pavement or in the road. Raffles led the way to one of the small tall houses. It stood immediately[64] behind a lamp-post, and I could not but notice that a love-lock of Virginia creeper was trailing almost to the step, and that the bow-window on the ground floor was closely shuttered. Raffles admitted himself with his latch-key, and I squeezed past him into a very narrow hall. I did not hear him shut the door, but we were no longer in the lamplight, and he pushed softly past me in his turn.

It was such a quiet little street, branching off from one that climbs up the nice hill. One side was taken up by the garden wall of an unattractive but desirable mansion sitting on its own land; across from it were a row of smaller but taller houses. There weren't many lights on in the windows, and not a single person was on the sidewalk or in the road. Raffles led the way to one of the small tall houses. It stood right behind a lamp post, and I noticed that a tendril of Virginia creeper was trailing almost down to the step, and the bow window on the ground floor was tightly shut. Raffles let himself in with his latchkey, and I squeezed past him into a very narrow hallway. I didn’t hear him close the door, but we were no longer in the light from the lamps, and he softly moved past me in turn.

"I'll get a light," he muttered as he went; but to let him pass I had leaned against some electric switches, and while his back was turned I tried one of these without thinking. In an instant hall and staircase were flooded with light; in another Raffles was upon me in a fury, and all was dark once more. He had not said a word, but I heard him breathing through his teeth.

"I'll get a light," he muttered as he left; but to let him pass I had leaned against some electric switches, and while his back was turned I tried one of these without thinking. In an instant, the hall and staircase were flooded with light; in another moment, Raffles was upon me in a rage, and everything was dark again. He hadn’t said a word, but I could hear him breathing through his teeth.

Nor was there anything to tell me now. The mere flash of electric light upon a hall of chaos and uncarpeted stairs, and on the face of Raffles as he sprang to switch it off, had been enough even for me.

Nor was there anything to tell me now. The quick flash of electric light in a chaotic hall with bare stairs, and on Raffles' face as he jumped to turn it off, was enough even for me.

"So this is how you have taken the house," said I in his own undertone. "'Taken' is good; 'taken' is beautiful!"

"So this is how you've taken the house," I said in his own quiet tone. "'Taken' is nice; 'taken' is beautiful!"

"Did you think I'd done it through an agent?" he snarled. "Upon my word, Bunny, I did you[65] the credit of supposing you saw the joke all the time!"

"Did you think I did it through an agent?" he snapped. "I swear, Bunny, I gave you[65] the credit of thinking you got the joke the whole time!"

"Why shouldn't you take a house," I asked, "and pay for it?"

"Why shouldn't you buy a house," I asked, "and pay for it?"

"Why should I," he retorted, "within three miles of the Albany? Besides, I should have had no peace; and I meant every word I said about my Rest Cure."

"Why should I," he shot back, "when I'm only three miles from Albany? Plus, I wouldn't have had any peace, and I meant everything I said about my Rest Cure."

"You are actually staying in a house where you've broken in to steal?"

"You’re really staying in a house you broke into to steal from?"

"Not to steal, Bunny! I haven't stolen a thing. But staying here I certainly am, and having the most complete rest a busy man could wish."

"Not to steal, Bunny! I haven't taken anything. But I am definitely staying here and enjoying the best rest a busy person could ask for."

"There'll be no rest for me!"

"There won't be any rest for me!"

Raffles laughed as he struck a match. I had followed him into what would have been the back drawing-room in the ordinary little London house; the inspector of prisons had converted it into a separate study by filling the folding doors with book-shelves, which I scanned at once for the congenial works of which Raffles had spoken. I was not able to carry my examination very far. Raffles had lighted a candle, stuck (by its own grease) in the crown of an opera hat, which he opened the moment the wick caught. The light thus struck the ceiling in an oval shaft, which left[66] the rest of the room almost as dark as it had been before.

Raffles laughed as he lit a match. I had followed him into what would have been the back drawing room of an ordinary little London house; the prison inspector had turned it into a separate study by filling the folding doors with bookshelves, which I immediately scanned for the interesting titles Raffles had mentioned. I couldn't examine them for long. Raffles had lit a candle, stuck (by its own wax) in the top of an opera hat, which he opened as soon as the wick caught fire. The light created an oval beam that hit the ceiling, leaving[66] the rest of the room almost as dark as it was before.

"Sorry, Bunny!" said Raffles, sitting on one pedestal of a desk from which the top had been removed, and setting his makeshift lantern on the other. "In broad daylight, when it can't be spotted from the outside, you shall have as much artificial light as you like. If you want to do some writing, that's the top of the desk on end against the mantlepiece. You'll never have a better chance so far as interruption goes. But no midnight oil or electricity! You observe that their last care was to fix up these shutters; they appear to have taken the top off the desk to get at 'em without standing on it; but the beastly things wouldn't go all the way up, and the strip they leave would give us away to the backs of the other houses if we lit up after dark. Mind that telephone! If you touch the receiver they will know at the exchange that the house is not empty, and I wouldn't put it past the colonel to have told them exactly how long he was going to be away. He's pretty particular: look at the strips of paper to keep the dust off his precious books!"

"Sorry, Bunny!" Raffles said, sitting on one leg of a desk that had its top removed, placing his makeshift lantern on the other. "During the day, when it can't be seen from outside, you can have all the artificial light you want. If you want to write something, that's the desk top standing against the mantle. You won't get a better chance to avoid interruptions. But no late-night oil or electricity! You see, their last job was to fix these shutters; they seem to have taken the desk top off to reach them without standing on it, but those pesky things wouldn’t go all the way up, and the gap they leave would expose us to the backs of the other houses if we turned on the lights after dark. Watch out for that telephone! If you touch the receiver, they'll know at the exchange that the house isn't empty, and I wouldn’t put it past the colonel to have told them exactly how long he’d be away. He’s pretty particular: just look at the strips of paper to keep dust off his precious books!"

"Is he a colonel?" I asked, perceiving that Raffles referred to the absentee householder.

"Is he a colonel?" I asked, realizing that Raffles was talking about the house owner who wasn't present.

"Of sappers," he replied, "and a V.C. into the[67] bargain, confound him! Got it at Rorke's Drift; prison governor or inspector ever since; favorite recreation, what do you think? Revolver shooting! You can read all about him in his own Who's Who. A devil of a chap to tackle, Bunny, when he's at home!"

"Of sappers," he replied, "and he even has a V.C. to boot, damn him! He got it at Rorke's Drift; he’s been a prison governor or inspector ever since. And his favorite pastime? What do you think? Shooting revolvers! You can read all about him in his own Who's Who. He's a tough guy to deal with, Bunny, when he's at home!"

"And where is he now?" I asked uneasily. "And do you know he isn't on his way home?"

"And where is he now?" I asked nervously. "And do you know he isn't heading home?"

"Switzerland," replied Raffles, chuckling; "he wrote one too many labels, and was considerate enough to leave it behind for our guidance. Well, no one ever comes back from Switzerland at the beginning of September, you know; and nobody ever thinks of coming back before the servants. When they turn up they won't get in. I keep the latch jammed, but the servants will think it's jammed itself, and while they're gone for the lock-smith we shall walk out like gentlemen—if we haven't done so already."

"Switzerland," Raffles replied with a laugh; "he wrote one label too many and kindly left it behind for us to follow. Well, no one ever comes back from Switzerland at the beginning of September, you know; and nobody ever thinks of returning before the staff. When they show up, they won’t be able to get in. I keep the latch stuck, but the staff will think it’s stuck on its own, and while they go get a locksmith, we can walk out like gentlemen—if we haven’t already."

"As you walked in, I suppose?"

"As you walked in, I guess?"

Raffles shook his head in the dim light to which my sight was growing inured.

Raffles shook his head in the faint light to which my eyes were getting used.

"No, Bunny, I regret to say I came in through the dormer window. They were painting next door but one. I never did like ladder work, but it takes less time than in picking a lock in the broad light of a street lamp."[68]

"No, Bunny, I’m sorry to say I came in through the dormer window. They were painting in the house next door. I’ve never liked working on ladders, but it takes less time than trying to pick a lock under the bright light of a street lamp."[68]

"So they left you a latch-key as well as everything else!"

"So they gave you a key as well as everything else!"

"No, Bunny. I was just able to make that for myself. I am playing at 'Robinson Crusoe,' not 'The Swiss Family Robinson.' And now, my dear Friday, if you will kindly take off those boots, we can explore the island before we turn in for the night."

"No, Bunny. I was just able to make that for myself. I'm playing at 'Robinson Crusoe,' not 'The Swiss Family Robinson.' And now, my dear Friday, if you could kindly take off those boots, we can explore the island before we head to bed for the night."

The stairs were very steep and narrow, and they creaked alarmingly as Raffles led the way up, with the single candle in the crown of the colonel's hat. He blew it out before we reached the half-landing, where a naked window stared upon the backs of the houses in the next road, but lit it again at the drawing-room door. I just peeped in upon a semi-grand swathed in white and a row of water colors mounted in gold. An excellent bathroom broke our journey to the second floor.

The stairs were really steep and narrow, and they creaked loudly as Raffles led the way up, with the single candle in the colonel's hat. He blew it out before we got to the half-landing, where a bare window looked out at the backs of the houses on the next street, but lit it again at the drawing-room door. I just peeked in on a semi-grand room wrapped in white and a line of watercolors framed in gold. An excellent bathroom interrupted our journey to the second floor.

"I'll have one to-night," said I, taking heart of a luxury unknown in my last sordid sanctuary.

"I'll have one tonight," I said, feeling emboldened by a luxury I hadn't experienced in my last grim shelter.

"You'll do no such thing," snapped Raffles. "Have the goodness to remember that our island is one of a group inhabited by hostile tribes. You can fill the bath quietly if you try, but it empties under the study window, and makes the very devil of a noise about it. No, Bunny, I bale out every[69] drop and pour it away through the scullery sink, so you will kindly consult me before you turn a tap. Here's your room; hold the light outside while I draw the curtains; it's the old chap's dressing-room. Now you can bring the glim. How's that for a jolly wardrobe? And look at his coats on their cross-trees inside: dapper old dog, shouldn't you say? Mark the boots on the shelf above, and the little brass rail for his ties! Didn't I tell you he was particular? And wouldn't he simply love to catch us at his kit?"

"You’re not doing that," Raffles snapped. "Please remember that our island is part of a chain inhabited by unfriendly tribes. You can fill the bath quietly if you try, but it drains under the study window and makes an awful racket. No, Bunny, I’ll scoop out every[69] drop and dump it down the scullery sink, so please check with me before you turn on a tap. Here’s your room; hold the light outside while I draw the curtains; it’s the old guy’s dressing room. Now you can bring the light in. How about that for a great wardrobe? And check out his coats hanging on their frames inside: dapper old chap, wouldn’t you agree? Notice the boots on the shelf above, and the little brass rail for his ties! Didn’t I tell you he was particular? And wouldn’t he just love to catch us using his stuff?"

"Let's only hope it would give him an apoplexy," said I shuddering.

"Let's just hope it gives him a stroke," I said, shuddering.

"I shouldn't build on it," replied Raffles. "That's a big man's trouble, and neither you nor I could get into the old chap's clothes. But come into the best bedroom, Bunny. You won't think me selfish if I don't give it up to you? Look at this, my boy, look at this! It's the only one I use in all the house."

"I shouldn't rely on it," Raffles said. "That's a big guy's problem, and neither you nor I could fit into the old man's clothes. But come into the best bedroom, Bunny. You won’t think I’m selfish if I don’t give it up to you, right? Look at this, my boy, look at this! It’s the only one I use in the whole house."

I had followed him into a good room, with ample windows closely curtained, and he had switched on the light in a hanging lamp at the bedside. The rays fell from a thick green funnel in a plateful of strong light upon a table deep in books. I noticed several volumes of the "Invasion of the Crimea."[70]

I followed him into a nice room, with plenty of windows that were tightly curtained, and he turned on the light from a hanging lamp by the bed. The light spilled out from a thick green shade, creating a bright spot on a table piled high with books. I saw several volumes of the "Invasion of the Crimea."[70]

"That's where I rest the body and exercise the brain," said Raffles. "I have long wanted to read my Kinglake from A to Z, and I manage about a volume a night. There's a style for you, Bunny! I love the punctilious thoroughness of the whole thing; one can understand its appeal to our careful colonel. His name, did you say? Crutchley, Bunny—Colonel Crutchley, R.E., V.C."

"That's where I unwind and work my brain," said Raffles. "I've wanted to read my Kinglake from cover to cover for a long time, and I get through about a volume a night. What a style, Bunny! I really appreciate the meticulous detail of the whole thing; it's easy to see why it appeals to our diligent colonel. His name, did you say? Crutchley, Bunny—Colonel Crutchley, R.E., V.C."

"We'd put his valor to the test!" said I, feeling more valiant myself after our tour of inspection.

"We'd put his bravery to the test!" I said, feeling more courageous myself after our inspection tour.

"Not so loud on the stairs," whispered Raffles. "There's only one door between us and——"

"Don't be so loud on the stairs," Raffles whispered. "There's just one door between us and——"

Raffles stood still at my feet, and well he might! A deafening double knock had resounded through the empty house; and to add to the utter horror of the moment, Raffles instantly blew out the light. I heard my heart pounding. Neither of us breathed. We were on our way down to the first landing, and for a moment we stood like mice; then Raffles heaved a deep sigh, and in the depths I heard the gate swing home.

Raffles stood frozen at my feet, and it was understandable! A loud double knock echoed through the empty house; and to make the situation even more terrifying, Raffles immediately turned off the light. I could feel my heart racing. Neither of us made a sound. We were on our way down to the first landing, and for a moment we stood quietly like mice; then Raffles let out a deep sigh, and in the distance, I heard the gate close.

"Only the postman, Bunny! He will come now and again, though they have obviously left instructions at the post-office. I hope the old colonel will let them have it when he gets back. I confess it gave me a turn."[71]

"Just the postman, Bunny! He'll come every once in a while, but they clearly left instructions at the post office. I hope the old colonel will give them a piece of his mind when he gets back. I have to admit, it really surprised me."[71]

"Turn!" I gasped. "I must have a drink, if I die for it."

"Turn!" I said, out of breath. "I need a drink, even if it kills me."

"My dear Bunny, that's no part of my Rest Cure."

"My dear Bunny, that's not part of my Rest Cure."

"Then good-by! I can't stand it; feel my forehead; listen to my heart! Crusoe found a footprint, but he never heard a double-knock at the street door!"

"Then goodbye! I can't take it; feel my forehead; listen to my heart! Crusoe found a footprint, but he never heard a double knock at the front door!"

"'Better live in the midst of alarms,'" quoted Raffles, "'than dwell in this horrible place.' I must confess we get it both ways, Bunny. Yet I've nothing but tea in the house."

"'Better to live in the middle of chaos,'" Raffles quoted, "'than to stay in this awful place.' I have to admit, we experience it both ways, Bunny. Still, I've got nothing but tea at home."

"And where do you make that? Aren't you afraid of smoke?"

"And where do you do that? Aren't you worried about the smoke?"

"There's a gas-stove in the dining-room."

"There's a gas stove in the dining room."

"But surely to goodness," I cried, "there's a cellar lower down!"

"But surely, there’s a basement lower down!"

"My dear, good Bunny," said Raffles, "I've told you already that I didn't come in here on business. I came in for the Cure. Not a penny will these people be the worse, except for their washing and their electric light, and I mean to leave enough to cover both items."

"My dear, good Bunny," Raffles said, "I've already told you that I didn't come here for business. I came for the Cure. These people won't be any worse off, except for their laundry and electric lights, and I plan to leave enough to cover both."

"Then," said I, "since Brutus is such a very honorable man, we will borrow a bottle from the cellar, and replace it before we go."

"Then," I said, "since Brutus is such an honorable guy, let's grab a bottle from the cellar and put it back before we leave."

Raffles slapped me softly on the back, and I[72] knew that I had gained my point. It was often the case when I had the presence of heart and mind to stand up to him. But never was little victory of mine quite so grateful as this. Certainly it was a very small cellar, indeed a mere cupboard under the kitchen stairs, with a most ridiculous lock. Nor was this cupboard overstocked with wine. But I made out a jar of whiskey, a shelf of Zeltinger, another of claret, and a short one at the top which presented a little battery of golden-leafed necks and corks. Raffles set his hand no lower. He examined the labels while I held folded hat and naked light.

Raffles gently slapped me on the back, and I[72] knew I had won this round. It often happened when I had the courage and clarity to stand up to him. But this small victory felt more rewarding than usual. True, it was just a tiny cellar, really just a cupboard under the kitchen stairs, with a pretty silly lock. It wasn't full of wine, either. But I did spot a jar of whiskey, a shelf of Zeltinger, another of claret, and a shorter shelf at the top that showcased a little collection of golden-leafed necks and corks. Raffles didn’t settle for anything less. He looked over the labels while I held my folded hat and a bare light.

"Mumm, '84!" he whispered. "G. H. Mumm, and a.d. 1884! I am no wine-bibber, Bunny, as you know, but I hope you appreciate the specifications as I do. It looks to me like the only bottle, the last of its case, and it does seem a bit of a shame; but more shame for the miser who hoards in his cellar what was meant for mankind! Come, Bunny, lead the way. This baby is worth nursing. It would break my heart if anything happened to it now!"

"Mumm, '84!" he whispered. "G. H. Mumm, and AD 1884! I'm not a big drinker, Bunny, as you know, but I hope you appreciate the details as much as I do. It looks to me like the only bottle left, the last of its case, and it really seems like a shame; but it's even more of a shame for the miser who stashes away what was meant for everyone! Come on, Bunny, lead the way. This bottle deserves some care. It would break my heart if anything happened to it now!"

So we celebrated my first night in the furnished house; and I slept beyond belief, slept as I never was to sleep there again. But it was strange to hear the milkman in the early morning, and the[73] postman knocking his way along the street an hour later, and to be passed over by one destroying angel after another. I had come down early enough, and watched through the drawing-room blind the cleansing of all the steps in the street but ours. Yet Raffles had evidently been up some time; the house seemed far purer than overnight as though he had managed to air it room by room; and from the one with the gas-stove there came a frizzling sound that fattened the heart.

So we celebrated my first night in the furnished house, and I slept incredibly well, better than I would ever sleep there again. But it was weird to hear the milkman in the early morning and the postman knocking his way down the street an hour later, while being ignored by one destructive force after another. I had gotten up early enough and watched through the living room blinds as they cleaned all the steps in the street except ours. Yet Raffles had clearly been up for a while; the house felt much fresher than it had the night before, as if he had aired it out room by room, and from the room with the gas stove came a sizzling sound that made my heart feel warm.

I only would I had the pen to do justice to the week I spent in-doors on Campden Hill! It might make amusing reading; the reality for me was far removed from the realm of amusement. Not that I was denied many a laugh of suppressed heartiness when Raffles and I were together. But half our time we very literally saw nothing of each other. I need not say whose fault that was. He would be quiet; he was in ridiculous and offensive earnest about his egregious Cure. Kinglake he would read by the hour together, day and night, by the hanging lamp, lying upstairs on the best bed. There was daylight enough for me in the drawing-room below; and there I would sit immersed in criminous tomes weakly fascinated until I shivered and shook in my stocking soles. Often I longed to do something hysterically desperate,[74] to rouse Raffles and bring the street about our ears; once I did bring him about mine by striking a single note on the piano, with the soft pedal down. His neglect of me seemed wanton at the time. I have long realized that he was only wise to maintain silence at the expense of perilous amenities, and as fully justified in those secret and solitary sorties which made bad blood in my veins. He was far cleverer than I at getting in and out; but even had I been his match for stealth and wariness, my company would have doubled every risk. I admit now that he treated me with quite as much sympathy as common caution would permit. But at the time I took it so badly as to plan a small revenge.

I wish I had the skill to truly capture the week I spent indoors on Campden Hill! It could make for entertaining reading; my reality was anything but amusing. Not that I didn’t share quite a few hearty laughs with Raffles when we were together. However, we often barely saw each other. I don’t need to say whose fault that was. He would keep to himself, seriously engrossed in his outrageous Cure. He could read Kinglake for hours on end, day and night, under the hanging lamp, lounging on the best bed upstairs. I had enough daylight in the drawing room below, where I would sit, absorbed in crime books, weakly fascinated until I started to shiver in my socks. I often felt an urge to do something wildly desperate to shake Raffles out of his focus and create a scene; once, I got his attention by striking a single note on the piano with the soft pedal down. His neglect of me felt hurtful at the time. I've since realized that he was simply smart to stay quiet, even at the cost of uncomfortable moments, and was completely justified in those secret, solitary outings that made my blood boil. He was far better than I at slipping in and out quietly; even if I had matched his stealth and caution, my presence would have raised the stakes. I admit now that he showed me as much sympathy as sensible caution allowed. But back then, I took it so poorly that I plotted a small revenge.

What with his flourishing beard and the increasing shabbiness of the only suit he had brought with him to the house, there was no denying that Raffles had now the advantage of a permanent disguise. That was another of his excuses for leaving me as he did, and it was the one I was determined to remove. On a morning, therefore, when I awoke to find him flown again, I proceeded to execute a plan which I had already matured in my mind. Colonel Crutchley was a married man; there were no signs of children in the house; on the other hand, there was much evidence[75] that the wife was a woman of fashion. Her dresses overflowed the wardrobe and her room; large, flat, cardboard boxes were to be found in every corner of the upper floors. She was a tall woman; I was not too tall a man. Like Raffles, I had not shaved on Campden Hill. That morning, however, I did my best with a very fair razor which the colonel had left behind in my room; then I turned out the lady's wardrobe and the cardboard boxes, and took my choice.

With his bushy beard and the growing raggedness of the only suit he had brought with him to the house, it was clear that Raffles now had a permanent disguise. That was just one of his excuses for leaving me behind, and it was the one I was set on changing. So, one morning when I woke up to find him gone again, I decided to put a plan into action that I had already thought through. Colonel Crutchley was married; there were no signs of children in the house; however, there was plenty of evidence[75] that his wife was a fashionable woman. Her dresses filled the wardrobe and her room; large, flat cardboard boxes were scattered in every corner of the upper floors. She was a tall woman; I wasn’t particularly tall myself. Like Raffles, I hadn’t shaved while on Campden Hill. That morning, though, I did my best with a decent razor that the colonel had left behind in my room; then I rummaged through the lady's wardrobe and the cardboard boxes, picking out my outfit.

I have fair hair, and at the time it was rather long. With a pair of Mrs. Crutchley's tongs and a discarded hair-net, I was able to produce an almost immodest fringe. A big black hat with a wintry feather completed a headdress as unseasonable as my skating skirt and feather boa; of course, the good lady had all her summer frocks away with her in Switzerland. This was all the more annoying from the fact that we were having a very warm September; so I was not sorry to hear Raffles return as I was busy adding a layer of powder to my heated countenance. I listened a moment on the landing, but as he went into the study I determined to complete my toilet in every detail. My idea was first to give him the fright he deserved, and secondly to show him that I was quite as fit to move abroad as he. It was, however, I[76] confess, a pair of the colonel's gloves that I was buttoning as I slipped down to the study even more quietly than usual. The electric light was on, as it generally was by day, and under it stood as formidable a figure as ever I encountered in my life of crime.

I have light hair, and at that time it was pretty long. Using a pair of Mrs. Crutchley's curling tongs and a discarded hair net, I managed to create an almost scandalous fringe. A big black hat with a winter feather finished off my look, which was as out of place as my skating skirt and feather boa; of course, the kind lady had all her summer dresses with her in Switzerland. This was especially frustrating because we were having a very warm September, so I was glad to hear Raffles come back while I was busy adding another layer of powder to my sweaty face. I paused for a moment on the landing, but when he went into the study, I decided to finish my look completely. My plan was first to give him the scare he deserved, and second to show him that I was just as ready to go out as he was. It was, however, I[76] admit, a pair of the colonel's gloves that I was buttoning as I crept down to the study even more quietly than usual. The electric light was on, as it usually was during the day, and under it stood as intimidating a figure as I had ever faced in my life of crime.

It was the fire-eating and prison-inspecting colonel himself. He was ready for me, a revolver in his hand. It was the fire-eating, prison-inspecting colonel himself. He was waiting for me, a revolver in his hand.

Imagine a thin but extremely wiry man, past middle age, brown and bloodless as any crabapple, but as coolly truculent and as casually alert as Raffles at his worst. It was, it could only be, the fire-eating and prison-inspecting colonel himself! He was ready for me, a revolver in his hand, taken, as I could see, from one of those locked drawers in the pedestal desk with which Raffles had refused to tamper; the drawer was open, and a bunch of keys depended from the lock. A grim smile crumpled up the parchment face, so that one eye was puckered out of sight; the other was propped open by an eyeglass, which, however, dangled on its string when I appeared.

Imagine a thin but incredibly wiry man, past middle age, pale and lifeless like a crabapple, yet as coolly defiant and casually watchful as Raffles at his worst. It was, without a doubt, the fire-eating and prison-inspecting colonel himself! He was poised for me, a revolver in his hand, taken, as I could see, from one of those locked drawers in the pedestal desk that Raffles had refused to touch; the drawer was open, and a bunch of keys hung from the lock. A grim smile twisted his parchment-like face, causing one eye to squint shut; the other was held open by an eyeglass, which dangled on its string when I showed up.

"A woman, begad!" the warrior exclaimed. "And where's the man, you scarlet hussy?"

"A woman, wow!" the warrior exclaimed. "And where's the man, you red-haired troublemaker?"

Not a word could I utter. But, in my horror and my amazement, I have no sort of doubt that I acted the part I had assumed in a manner I never should have approached in happier circumstances.

Not a word could I say. But, in my shock and disbelief, I have no doubt that I played the role I took on in a way I never would have in better circumstances.

"Come, come, my lass," cried the old oak veteran,[77] "I'm not going to put a bullet through you, you know! You tell me all about it, and it'll do you more good than harm. There, I'll put the nasty thing away and—God bless me, if the brazen wench hasn't squeezed into the wife's kit!"

"Come on, my girl," shouted the old oak veteran,[77] "I'm not going to shoot you, you know! Just tell me everything, and it’ll help you more than hurt you. There, I’ll put the nasty thing away and—goodness, if that bold girl hasn’t snuck into my wife's stuff!"

A squeeze it happened to have been, and in my emotion it felt more of one than ever; but his sudden discovery had not heightened the veteran's animosity against me. On the contrary, I caught a glint of humor through his gleaming glass, and he proceeded to pocket his revolver like the gentleman he was.

A squeeze it turned out to be, and in my feelings, it felt more like one than ever; but his sudden realization hadn’t increased the veteran's hostility toward me. On the contrary, I noticed a hint of humor in his shining glasses, and he went ahead and put his revolver away like the gentleman he was.

"Well, well, it's lucky I looked in," he continued. "I only came round on the off-chance of letters, but if I hadn't you'd have had another week in clover. Begad, though, I saw your hand-writing the moment I'd got my nose inside! Now just be sensible and tell me where your good man is."

"Well, well, I'm glad I stopped by," he continued. "I just came by on the off chance of getting some letters, but if I hadn't, you'd have had another week of leisure. Honestly, I recognized your handwriting the second I peeked in! Now just be reasonable and tell me where your good man is."

I had no man. I was alone, had broken in alone. There was not a soul in the affair (much less the house) except myself. So much I stuttered out in tones too hoarse to betray me on the spot. But the old man of the world shook a hard old head.

I had no one with me. I was by myself, had come in alone. There wasn't a single person involved (let alone in the house) except for me. That’s all I managed to say in a voice too rough to give me away right then. But the old man of the world just shook his head firmly.

"Quite right not to give away your pal," said he. "But I'm not one of the marines, my dear, and[78] you mustn't expect me to swallow all that. Well, if you won't say, you won't, and we must just send for those who will."

"You're right not to betray your friend," he said. "But I'm not one of the marines, my dear, and[78] you can't expect me to buy into all that. If you won't share, you won't, and we’ll just have to call in those who will."

In a flash I saw his fell design. The telephone directory lay open on one of the pedestals. He must have been consulting it when he heard me on the stairs; he had another look at it now; and that gave me my opportunity. With a presence of mind rare enough in me to excuse the boast, I flung myself upon the instrument in the corner and hurled it to the ground with all my might. I was myself sent spinning into the opposite corner at the same instant. But the instrument happened to be a standard of the more elaborate pattern, and I flattered myself that I had put the delicate engine out of action for the day.

In a flash, I realized his evil plan. The phone book was open on one of the stands. He must have been looking at it when he heard me coming up the stairs; he took another glance at it now, and that gave me my chance. With a level of presence of mind that's rare for me, I threw myself at the device in the corner and smashed it to the ground with all my strength. I was sent flying into the opposite corner at the same moment. But the device happened to be one of the more complex models, and I convinced myself that I had taken the delicate machine out of commission for the day.

Not that my adversary took the trouble to ascertain. He was looking at me strangely in the electric light, standing intently on his guard, his right hand in the pocket where he had dropped his revolver. And I—I hardly knew it—but I caught up the first thing handy for self-defence, and was brandishing the bottle which Raffles and I had emptied in honor of my arrival on this fatal scene.

Not that my opponent bothered to check. He was staring at me oddly under the electric light, standing rigidly on guard, his right hand in the pocket where he had put his revolver. And I—I barely realized it—but I grabbed the first thing I could find for self-defense and was waving the bottle that Raffles and I had emptied to celebrate my arrival at this deadly place.

"Be shot if I don't believe you're the man himself!" cried the colonel, shaking an armed fist[79] in my face. "You young wolf in sheep's clothing! Been at my wine, of course! Put down that bottle; down with it this instant, or I'll drill a tunnel through your middle. I thought so! Begad, sir, you shall pay for this! Don't you give me an excuse for potting you now, or I'll jump at the chance! My last bottle of '84—you miserable blackguard—you unutterable beast!"

"Surely, I can't believe you're the real deal!" shouted the colonel, shaking a fist full of threats in my face. "You sly fox pretending to be innocent! You've been drinking my wine, haven’t you? Put down that bottle; do it right now, or I swear I'll take you down. I knew it! Good grief, you will pay for this! Don't give me a reason to go after you now, or I'll take the shot! My last bottle of '84—you awful scoundrel—you despicable creature!"

He had browbeaten me into his own chair in his own corner; he was standing over me, empty bottle in one hand, revolver in the other, and murder itself in the purple puckers of his raging face. His language I will not even pretend to indicate: his skinny throat swelled and trembled with the monstrous volleys. He could smile at my appearance in his wife's clothes; he would have had my blood for the last bottle of his best champagne. His eyes were not hidden now; they needed no eyeglass to prop them open; large with fury, they started from the livid mask. I watched nothing else. I could not understand why they should start out as they did. I did not try. I say I watched nothing else—until I saw the face of Raffles over the unfortunate officer's shoulder.

He had forced me into his own chair in his corner; he was standing over me, holding an empty bottle in one hand and a revolver in the other, with a look of pure rage on his purple face. I won’t even attempt to describe his language: his thin throat swelled and shook with his furious outbursts. He could smile at the sight of me in his wife's clothes; he would have killed me for the last bottle of his best champagne. His eyes were wide open now; they didn’t need glasses to keep them that way; filled with rage, they bulged from his pale face. I focused on nothing else. I couldn’t understand why they were so intense. I didn’t even try. I say I focused on nothing else—until I saw Raffles's face peering over the unfortunate officer's shoulder.

Raffles had crept in unheard while our altercation was at its height, had watched his opportunity, and stolen on his man unobserved by either[80] of us. While my own attention was completely engrossed, he had seized the colonel's pistol-hand and twisted it behind the colonel's back until his eyes bulged out as I have endeavored to describe. But the fighting man had some fight in him still; and scarcely had I grasped the situation when he hit out venomously behind with the bottle, which was smashed to bits on Raffles's shin. Then I threw my strength into the scale; and before many minutes we had our officer gagged and bound in his chair. But it was not one of our bloodless victories. Raffles had been cut to the bone by the broken glass; his leg bled wherever he limped; and the fierce eyes of the bound man followed the wet trail with gleams of sinister satisfaction.

Raffles had sneaked in quietly while we were in the middle of our argument, found his chance, and approached his target without either of us noticing. While I was completely focused on the confrontation, he grabbed the colonel's wrist and twisted it behind his back until the colonel's eyes almost popped out, as I’ve attempted to describe. But the colonel still had some fight left; no sooner had I grasped what was happening than he swung the bottle at Raffles, smashing it to pieces against his shin. I then put all my strength into it; and within minutes, we had our officer gagged and tied up in his chair. However, this wasn’t a clean victory for us. Raffles had been cut badly by the broken glass; his leg bled every time he limped, and the furious eyes of the bound man followed the blood trail with a glint of sinister pleasure.

I thought I had never seen a man better bound or better gagged. But the humanity seemed to have run out of Raffles with his blood. He tore up tablecloths, he cut down blind-cords, he brought the dust-sheets from the drawing-room, and multiplied every bond. The unfortunate man's legs were lashed to the legs of his chair, his arms to its arms, his thighs and back fairly welded to the leather. Either end of his own ruler protruded from his bulging cheeks—the middle was hidden by his moustache—and the gag kept in place by remorseless lashings at the back of his[81] head. It was a spectacle I could not bear to contemplate at length, while from the first I found myself physically unable to face the ferocious gaze of those implacable eyes. But Raffles only laughed at my squeamishness, and flung a dust-sheet over man and chair; and the stark outline drove me from the room.

I thought I had never seen a man more tightly bound or better gagged. But it seemed like all humanity had drained out of Raffles along with his blood. He tore up tablecloths, cut down blind cords, brought dust sheets from the drawing room, and added even more restraints. The poor man's legs were tied to the legs of the chair, his arms to its arms, and his thighs and back practically fused to the leather. Each end of his ruler stuck out from his swollen cheeks—the middle was hidden by his mustache—and the gag was secured by unforgiving ties at the back of his[81] head. It was a sight I couldn't stand to look at for long, and from the start, I found myself physically unable to meet the fierce gaze of those relentless eyes. But Raffles just laughed at my queasiness and threw a dust sheet over the man and the chair; the stark silhouette drove me out of the room.

It was Raffles at his worst, Raffles as I never knew him before or after—a Raffles mad with pain and rage, and desperate as any other criminal in the land. Yet he had struck no brutal blow, he had uttered no disgraceful taunt, and probably not inflicted a tithe of the pain he had himself to bear. It is true that he was flagrantly in the wrong, his victim as laudably in the right. Nevertheless, granting the original sin of the situation, and given this unforeseen development, even I failed to see how Raffles could have combined greater humanity with any regard for our joint safety; and had his barbarities ended here, I for one should not have considered them an extraordinary aggravation of an otherwise minor offence. But in the broad daylight of the bathroom, which had a ground-glass window but no blind, I saw at once the serious nature of his wound and of its effect upon the man.

It was Raffles at his worst, Raffles like I had never seen him before or since—a Raffles consumed by pain and rage, as desperate as any other criminal out there. Yet he hadn’t dealt any brutal blows, he hadn’t made any disgraceful taunts, and he probably hadn’t inflicted even a fraction of the pain he was feeling himself. It’s true that he was clearly in the wrong, while his victim was completely justified. Still, given the original sin of the situation and this unexpected turn of events, even I couldn’t see how Raffles could have shown more humanity while also considering our mutual safety; and if his cruel actions had stopped here, I wouldn’t have thought they were an extraordinary escalation of what was otherwise a minor offense. But in the bright light of the bathroom, which had a ground-glass window but no blind, I instantly recognized the serious nature of his wound and its impact on him.

"It will maim me for a month," said he; "and[82] if the V.C. comes out alive, the wound he gave may be identified with the wound I've got."

"It’s going to take me out for a month," he said; "and[82] if the V.C. survives, his injury might be linked to mine."

The V.C.! There, indeed, was an aggravation to one illogical mind. But to cast a moment's doubt upon the certainty of his coming out alive!

The V.C.! That really frustrated one irrational person. But to even think for a moment that he might not make it out alive!

"Of course he'll come out," said I. "We must make up our minds to that."

"Of course he’ll come out," I said. "We have to accept that."

"Did he tell you he was expecting the servants or his wife? If so, of course we must hurry up."

"Did he tell you he was expecting the staff or his wife? If so, we definitely need to hurry."

"No, Raffles, I'm afraid he's not expecting anybody. He told me, if he hadn't looked in for letters, we should have had the place to ourselves another week. That's the worst of it."

"No, Raffles, I'm afraid he’s not expecting anyone. He told me that if he hadn't checked for letters, we would have had the place to ourselves for another week. That’s the downside."

Raffles smiled as he secured a regular puttee of dust-sheeting. No blood was coming through.

Raffles smiled as he wrapped a standard dust sheet around himself. No blood was leaking through.

"I don't agree, Bunny," said he. "It's quite the best of it, if you ask me."

"I don't agree, Bunny," he said. "It's definitely the best part, if you ask me."

"What, that he should die the death?"

"What, is he really dying?"

"Why not?"

"Why not?"

And Raffles stared me out with a hard and merciless light in his clear blue eyes—a light that chilled the blood.

And Raffles looked at me with a harsh and unforgiving glare in his clear blue eyes—a glare that sent a chill through my veins.

"If it's a choice between his life and our liberty, you're entitled to your decision and I'm entitled to mine, and I took it before I bound him as I did," said Raffles. "I'm only sorry I took so much trouble if you're going to stay behind and put him[83] in the way of releasing himself before he gives up the ghost. Perhaps you will go and think it over while I wash my bags and dry 'em at the gas-stove. It will take me at least an hour, which will just give me time to finish the last volume of Kinglake."

"If it's a choice between his life and our freedom, you have the right to your decision, and I have the right to mine, and I made mine before I tied him up like this," said Raffles. "I just wish I hadn't bothered so much if you're going to stay here and keep him[83] from freeing himself before he dies. Maybe you should go think about it while I clean my bags and dry them on the gas stove. It'll take me at least an hour, which will give me just enough time to finish the last book of Kinglake."

Long before he was ready to go, however, I was waiting in the hall, clothed indeed, but not in a mind which I care to recall. Once or twice I peered into the dining-room where Raffles sat before the stove, without letting him hear me. He, too, was ready for the street at a moment's notice; but a steam ascended from his left leg, as he sat immersed in his red volume. Into the study I never went again; but Raffles did, to restore to its proper shelf this and every other book he had taken out and so destroy that clew to the manner of man who had made himself at home in the house. On his last visit I heard him whisk off the dust-sheet; then he waited a minute; and when he came out it was to lead the way into the open air as though the accursed house belonged to him.

Long before he was ready to leave, though, I was waiting in the hall, dressed, but not in a state of mind I want to remember. A couple of times, I peeked into the dining room where Raffles was sitting by the stove, making sure he didn’t hear me. He, too, was ready to head out at a moment’s notice, but steam was rising from his left leg while he was absorbed in his red book. I never went back into the study, but Raffles did, to put this and every other book he had taken out back on the shelf, effectively erasing any trace of the kind of person who had made himself at home in the house. On his last trip, I heard him take off the dust cover; then he paused for a minute, and when he came out, he led the way outside as if the cursed house belonged to him.

"We shall be seen," I whispered at his heels. "Raffles, Raffles, there's a policeman at the corner!"

"We're gonna be seen," I whispered at his heels. "Raffles, Raffles, there's a cop at the corner!"

"I know him intimately," replied Raffles, turning, however, the other way. "He accosted me[84] on Monday, when I explained that I was an old soldier of the colonel's regiment, who came in every few days to air the place and send on any odd letters. You see, I have always carried one or two about me, redirected to that address in Switzerland, and when I showed them to him it was all right. But after that it was no use listening at the letter-box for a clear coast, was it?"

"I know him really well," Raffles replied, turning the other way. "He approached me[84] on Monday, when I mentioned that I was an old soldier from the colonel's regiment, who came by every few days to air out the place and send any stray letters. You see, I’ve always had one or two letters with me, redirected to that address in Switzerland, and when I showed them to him, everything was fine. But after that, it was pointless to be listening at the letterbox for a clear path, right?"

I did not answer; there was too much to exasperate in these prodigies of cunning which he could never trouble to tell me at the time. And I knew why he had kept his latest feats to himself: unwilling to trust me outside the house, he had systematically exaggerated the dangers of his own walks abroad; and when to these injuries he added the insult of a patronizing compliment on my late disguise, I again made no reply.

I didn’t respond; there was too much to frustrate me in these clever tricks he never bothered to explain back then. And I understood why he had kept his recent exploits to himself: he didn’t want to trust me outside the house, so he had repeatedly exaggerated the dangers of his own outings; and when he added the insult of a condescending compliment about my recent disguise, I stayed silent again.

"What's the good of your coming with me?" he asked, when I had followed him across the main stream of Notting Hill.

"What's the point of you coming with me?" he asked, as I had followed him across the main stream of Notting Hill.

"We may as well sink or swim together," I answered sullenly.

"We might as well sink or swim together," I replied gloomily.

"Yes? Well, I'm going to swim into the provinces, have a shave on the way, buy a new kit piecemeal, including a cricket-bag (which I really want), and come limping back to the Albany with the same old strain in my bowling leg. I needn't[85] add that I have been playing country-house cricket for the last month under an alias; it's the only decent way to do it when one's county has need of one. That's my itinerary, Bunny, but I really can't see why you should come with me."

"Yeah? Well, I'm planning to travel to the provinces, get a shave on the way, buy a new kit bit by bit, including a cricket bag (which I really want), and come limping back to the Albany with the same old strain in my bowling leg. I don't need to[85] mention that I've been playing country-house cricket for the past month under a fake name; it's the only proper way to do it when your county needs you. That's my plan, Bunny, but I really don't see why you should join me."

"We may as well swing together!" I growled.

"We might as well hang out together!" I growled.

"As you will, my dear fellow," replied Raffles. "But I begin to dread your company on the drop!"

"As you wish, my friend," replied Raffles. "But I'm starting to really dread your company on the way down!"

I shall hold my pen on that provincial tour. Not that I joined Raffles in any of the little enterprises with which he beguiled the breaks in our journey; our last deed in London was far too great a weight upon my soul. I could see that gallant officer in his chair, see him at every hour of the day and night, now with his indomitable eyes meeting mine ferociously, now a stark outline underneath a sheet. The vision darkened my day and gave me sleepless nights. I was with our victim in all his agony; my mind would only leave him for that gallows of which Raffles had said true things in jest. No, I could not face so vile a death lightly, but I could meet it, somehow, better than I could endure a guilty suspense. In the watches of the second night I made up my mind to meet it half-way, that very morning, while still there might be time to save the life that we had left in jeopardy. And I got up early to tell Raffles of my resolve.[86]

I’m going to keep my thoughts to myself during that trip. It’s not that I participated in any of Raffles’ little schemes to pass the time on our journey; what we did in London weighed too heavily on my conscience. I could picture that brave officer in his chair, seeing him at all hours, sometimes with his fierce eyes locked onto mine, other times just a lifeless shape under a sheet. That image haunted my days and kept me up at night. I was with our victim in all his pain; my mind could only escape to that gallows Raffles had joked about. No, I couldn’t brush off such a horrible death, but I could face it, somehow, better than live with this guilty uncertainty. During the second night, I decided to confront it head-on that very morning, while there was still a chance to save the life we had put at risk. So, I got up early to share my decision with Raffles.[86]

His room in the hotel where we were staying was littered with clothes and luggage new enough for any bridegroom; I lifted the locked cricket-bag, and found it heavier than a cricket-bag has any right to be. But in the bed Raffles was sleeping like an infant, his shaven self once more. And when I shook him he awoke with a smile.

His room in the hotel where we were staying was cluttered with clothes and luggage fresh enough for any groom; I picked up the locked cricket bag and found it heavier than a cricket bag should be. But in the bed, Raffles was sleeping like a baby, his freshly shaven self once again. And when I shook him, he woke up with a smile.

"Going to confess, eh, Bunny? Well, wait a bit; the local police won't thank you for knocking them up at this hour. And I bought a late edition which you ought to see; that must be it on the floor. You have a look in the stop-press column, Bunny."

"Planning to confess, huh, Bunny? Well, hold on; the local police won't be grateful for being disturbed at this hour. And I got a late edition that you should check out; that must be it on the floor. Take a look in the breaking news section, Bunny."

I found the place with a sunken heart, and this is what I read:

I arrived at the place with a heavy heart, and this is what I read:

WEST-END OUTRAGE

Colonel Crutchley, R.E., V.C., has been the victim of a dastardly outrage at his residence, Peter Street, Campden Hill. Returning unexpectedly to the house, which had been left untenanted during the absence of the family abroad, it was found occupied by two ruffians, who overcame and secured the distinguished officer by the exercise of considerable violence. When discovered through the intelligence of the Kensington police, the gallant victim was gagged and bound hand and foot, and in an advanced stage of exhaustion.

Colonel Crutchley, R.E., V.C., was the victim of a cowardly attack at his home on Peter Street, Campden Hill. He returned unexpectedly to the house, which had been empty while his family was abroad, only to find it occupied by two thugs. They overpowered him and restrained the distinguished officer with significant force. When the Kensington police learned of the situation, they found the brave victim gagged and tied up, in a severely exhausted condition.

"Thanks to the Kensington police," observed Raffles, as I read the last words aloud in my horror.[87] "They can't have gone when they got my letter."

"Thanks to the Kensington police," Raffles remarked, as I read the last words aloud in shock.[87] "They couldn't have left after receiving my letter."

"Your letter?"

"Your message?"

"I printed them a line while we were waiting for our train at Euston. They must have got it that night, but they can't have paid any attention to it until yesterday morning. And when they do, they take all the credit and give me no more than you did, Bunny!"

"I sent them a message while we were waiting for our train at Euston. They probably received it that night, but they must not have looked at it until yesterday morning. And when they finally do, they take all the credit and give me no more than you did, Bunny!"

I looked at the curly head upon the pillow, at the smiling, handsome face under the curls. And at last I understood.

I looked at the curly hair on the pillow, at the smiling, good-looking face beneath the curls. And finally, I got it.

"So all the time you never meant it!"

"So all along you never meant it!"

"Slow murder? You should have known me better. A few hours' enforced Rest Cure was the worst I wished him."

"Slow murder? You should have known me better. A few hours of forced rest was the worst I wished him."

"You might have told me, Raffles!"

"You could have told me, Raffles!"

"That may be, Bunny, but you ought certainly to have trusted me!"

"That might be true, Bunny, but you definitely should have trusted me!"


The Criminologists' Club

B

ut who are they, Raffles, and where's their house? There's no such club on the list in Whitaker."

But who are they, Raffles, and where's their house? There’s no club like that listed in Whitaker.

"The Criminologists, my dear Bunny, are too few for a local habitation, and too select to tell their name in Gath. They are merely so many solemn students of contemporary crime, who meet and dine periodically at each other's clubs or houses."

"The criminologists, my dear Bunny, are too few for local gatherings and too exclusive to share their names publicly. They're just a group of serious students of modern crime, who regularly meet and dine at each other's clubs or homes."

"But why in the world should they ask us to dine with them?"

"But why on earth would they ask us to have dinner with them?"

And I brandished the invitation which had brought me hotfoot to the Albany: it was from the Right Hon. the Earl of Thornaby, K.G.; and it requested the honor of my company at dinner, at Thornaby House, Park Lane, to meet the members of the Criminologists' Club. That in itself was a disturbing compliment: judge then of my dismay on learning that Raffles had been invited too!

And I waved the invitation that had hurried me to the Albany: it was from the Right Hon. the Earl of Thornaby, K.G.; and it asked for the honor of my presence at dinner at Thornaby House, Park Lane, to meet the members of the Criminologists' Club. That alone was a surprising honor; so imagine my shock when I found out that Raffles had been invited too!

"They have got it into their heads," said he, "that the gladiatorial element is the curse of most[89] modern sport. They tremble especially for the professional gladiator. And they want to know whether my experience tallies with their theory."

"They have put it in their heads," he said, "that the gladiatorial aspect is the downfall of most[89] modern sports. They are particularly worried about the professional gladiator. And they want to find out if my experience matches their theory."

"So they say!"

"Is that what they say?"

"They quote the case of a league player, sus per coll., and any number of suicides. It really is rather in my public line."

"They mention a league player, sus per coll., and countless suicides. It's honestly quite relevant to my public role."

"In yours, if you like, but not in mine," said I. "No, Raffles, they've got their eye on us both, and mean to put us under the microscope, or they never would have pitched on me."

"In yours, if you want, but not in mine," I said. "No, Raffles, they’re watching both of us and plan to scrutinize us, or they would never have chosen me."

Raffles smiled on my perturbation.

Raffles smiled at my concern.

"I almost wish you were right, Bunny! It would be even better fun than I mean to make it as it is. But it may console you to hear that it was I who gave them your name. I told them you were a far keener criminologist than myself. I am delighted to hear they have taken my hint, and that we are to meet at their gruesome board."

"I almost wish you were right, Bunny! It would be even more fun than I plan to make it. But it might comfort you to know that it was me who gave them your name. I told them you were a much sharper criminologist than I am. I'm glad to hear they've taken my suggestion and that we’re going to meet at their creepy gathering."

"If I accept," said I, with the austerity he deserved.

"If I accept," I said, with the seriousness he deserved.

"If you don't," rejoined Raffles, "you will miss some sport after both our hearts. Think of it, Bunny! These fellows meet to wallow in all the latest crimes; we wallow with them as though we knew more about it than themselves. Perhaps we don't, for few criminologists have a soul above[90] murder; and I quite expect to have the privilege of lifting the discussion into our own higher walk. They shall give their morbid minds to the fine art of burgling, for a change; and while we're about it, Bunny, we may as well extract their opinion of our noble selves. As authors, as collaborators, we will sit with the flower of our critics, and find our own level in the expert eye. It will be a piquant experience, if not an invaluable one; if we are sailing too near the wind, we are sure to hear about it, and can trim our yards accordingly. Moreover, we shall get a very good dinner into the bargain, or our noble host will belie a European reputation."

"If you don't," Raffles replied, "you'll miss out on some excitement after both our hearts. Think about it, Bunny! These guys get together to indulge in all the latest crimes; we join in as if we know more about it than they do. Maybe we don’t, since few criminologists have thoughts beyond[90] murder; but I expect we’ll have the chance to raise the discussion to our own higher standards. They'll focus on the fine art of burglary for a change; and while we're at it, Bunny, we might as well get their opinion of ourselves. As writers, as partners, we’ll sit with the best of our critics and find our place in their expert eyes. It’ll be an interesting experience, if not a valuable one; if we're crossing any lines, we'll definitely hear about it and can adjust ourselves accordingly. Plus, we'll enjoy a great dinner, or our esteemed host will tarnish their European reputation."

"Do you know him?" I asked.

"Do you know him?" I asked.

"We have a pavilion acquaintance, when it suits my lord," replied Raffles, chuckling. "But I know all about him. He was president one year of the M.C.C., and we never had a better. He knows the game, though I believe he never played cricket in his life. But then he knows most things, and has never done any of them. He has never even married, and never opened his lips in the House of Lords. Yet they say there is no better brain in the august assembly, and he certainly made us a wonderful speech last time the Australians were over. He has read everything and (to his credit[91] in these days) never written a line. All round he is a whale for theory and a sprat for practice—but he looks quite capable of both at crime!"

"We know someone from the pavilion when it works for my lord," Raffles replied, chuckling. "But I'm well aware of his background. He was president of the M.C.C. one year, and we never had a better one. He understands the game, although I doubt he's ever played cricket in his life. But he knows a lot about most things, even if he hasn't experienced any of them. He’s never even been married and has never spoken a word in the House of Lords. Yet they say there's no better mind in that prestigious assembly, and he certainly delivered a fantastic speech the last time the Australians were here. He’s read everything and (to his credit[91] in today's world) hasn't written a single line. Overall, he's a genius in theory and a novice in practice—but he certainly looks like he could handle both when it comes to crime!"

I now longed to behold this remarkable peer in the flesh, and with the greater curiosity since another of the things which he evidently never did was to have his photograph published for the benefit of the vulgar. I told Raffles that I would dine with him at Lord Thornaby's, and he nodded as though I had not hesitated for a moment. I see now how deftly he had disposed of my reluctance. No doubt he had thought it all out before: his little speeches look sufficiently premeditated as I set them down at the dictates of an excellent memory. Let it, however, be borne in mind that Raffles did not talk exactly like a Raffles book: he said the things, but he did not say them in so many consecutive breaths. They were punctuated by puffs from his eternal cigarette, and the punctuation was often in the nature of a line of asterisks, while he took a silent turn up and down his room. Nor was he ever more deliberate than when he seemed most nonchalant and spontaneous. I came to see it in the end. But these were early days, in which he was more plausible to me than I can hope to render him to another human being.

I now really wanted to see this incredible person in real life, especially since one of the things he clearly never did was have his photo published for the masses. I told Raffles that I would join him for dinner at Lord Thornaby's, and he nodded as if I hadn't hesitated at all. I realize now how skillfully he had handled my reluctance. He probably had thought this through beforehand: his little speeches seem quite rehearsed as I write them down from my excellent memory. However, it should be noted that Raffles didn’t talk exactly like a character from a Raffles book: he said the things, but not in a constant flow. They were broken up by puffs from his ever-present cigarette, and the pauses often felt like a series of asterisks while he silently paced around his room. He was never more calculated than when he appeared the most casual and spontaneous. I eventually figured it out. But these were early days, when he seemed more convincing to me than I can hope to convey to anyone else.

And I saw a good deal of Raffles just then; it[92] was, in fact, the one period at which I can remember his coming round to see me more frequently than I went round to him. Of course he would come at his own odd hours, often just as one was dressing to go out and dine, and I can even remember finding him there when I returned, for I had long since given him a key of the flat. It was the inhospitable month of February, and I can recall more than one cosy evening when we discussed anything and everything but our own malpractices; indeed, there were none to discuss just then. Raffles, on the contrary, was showing himself with some industry in the most respectable society, and by his advice I used the club more than ever.

And I spent a lot of time with Raffles during that period; it[92] was actually the only time I can remember him visiting me more often than I visited him. He would show up at all kinds of odd hours, often just when I was getting ready to go out for dinner, and I even remember finding him at my place when I came back, since I had long ago given him a key to my apartment. It was a cold February, and I can remember more than a few cozy evenings when we talked about anything and everything except our own wrongdoings; in fact, there was nothing to discuss at that time. Raffles, on the other hand, was actively mingling in very respectable circles, and thanks to his advice, I used the club more than ever.

"There is nothing like it at this time of year," said he. "In the summer I have my cricket to provide me with decent employment in the sight of men. Keep yourself before the public from morning to night, and they'll never think of you in the still small hours."

"There’s nothing quite like it this time of year," he said. "In the summer, I have my cricket to keep me busy in front of others. Stay in the public eye from morning to night, and they won’t think of you during the quiet hours."

Our behavior, in fine, had so long been irreproachable that I rose without misgiving on the morning of Lord Thornaby's dinner to the other Criminologists and guests. My chief anxiety was to arrive under the ægis of my brilliant friend, and I had begged him to pick me up on his way; but at five minutes to the appointed hour there was no[93] sign of Raffles or his cab. We were bidden at a quarter to eight for eight o'clock, so after all I had to hurry off alone.

Our behavior had been so impeccable for so long that I woke up without any worries on the morning of Lord Thornaby's dinner with the other Criminologists and guests. My main concern was to arrive with my brilliant friend, and I had asked him to pick me up on his way; but five minutes before the scheduled time, there was no[93] sign of Raffles or his cab. We were invited for a quarter to eight for eight o'clock, so in the end, I had to rush off alone.

Fortunately, Thornaby House is almost at the end of my street that was; and it seemed to me another fortunate circumstance that the house stood back, as it did and does, in its own august courtyard; for, as I was about to knock, a hansom came twinkling in behind me, and I drew back, hoping it was Raffles at the last moment. It was not, and I knew it in time to melt from the porch, and wait yet another minute in the shadows, since others were as late as I. And out jumped these others, chattering in stage whispers as they paid their cab.

Fortunately, Thornaby House is almost at the end of my street, and it seemed like another lucky thing that the house is set back in its own grand courtyard. Just as I was about to knock, a cab pulled up behind me, and I stepped back, hoping it was Raffles at the last moment. It wasn't, and I realized in time to slip away from the porch and wait another minute in the shadows, since others were just as late as I was. Those others jumped out, whispering excitedly as they paid their cab fare.

"Thornaby has a bet about it with Freddy Vereker, who can't come, I hear. Of course, it won't be lost or won to-night. But the dear man thinks he's been invited as a cricketer!"

"Thornaby has a bet going with Freddy Vereker, who I hear can't make it. Of course, nothing will be decided tonight. But that dear guy thinks he's been invited as a cricketer!"

"I don't believe he's the other thing," said a voice as brusque as the first was bland. "I believe it's all bunkum. I wish I didn't, but I do!"

"I don't think he's the other thing," said a voice as sharp as the first was dull. "I think it's all nonsense. I wish I didn't, but I do!"

"I think you'll find it's more than that," rejoined the other, as the doors opened and swallowed the pair.

"I think you'll see it's more than that," replied the other, as the doors opened and took the pair inside.

I flung out limp hands and smote the air. Raffles bidden to what he had well called this[94] "gruesome board," not as a cricketer but, clearly, as a suspected criminal! Raffles wrong all the time, and I right for once in my original apprehension! And still no Raffles in sight—no Raffles to warn—no Raffles, and the clocks striking eight!

I threw out my weak hands and hit the air. Raffles invited to what he wisely called this[94] "gruesome board," not as a cricketer but, obviously, as a suspected criminal! Raffles was wrong every time, and I was right for once in my initial worry! And still, no Raffles in sight—no Raffles to warn—no Raffles, and the clocks striking eight!

Well may I shirk the psychology of such a moment, for my belief is that the striking clocks struck out all power of thought and feeling, and that I played my poor part the better for that blessed surcease of intellectual sensation. On the other hand, I was never more alive to the purely objective impressions of any hour of my existence, and of them the memory is startling to this day. I hear my mad knock at the double doors; they fly open in the middle, and it is like some sumptuous and solemn rite. A long slice of silken-legged lackey is seen on either hand; a very prelate of a butler bows a benediction from the sanctuary steps. I breathe more freely when I reach a book-lined library where a mere handful of men do not overflow the Persian rug before the fire. One of them is Raffles, who is talking to a large man with the brow of a demi-god and the eyes and jowl of a degenerate bulldog. And this is our noble host.

I can definitely avoid analyzing the psychology of that moment because I believe that the striking clocks drained all my ability to think and feel, and I played my role better thanks to that blissful pause in mental sensation. On the flip side, I’ve never been more aware of the purely objective impressions of any hour in my life, and those memories are still shocking to me today. I hear my frantic knocking at the double doors; they swing open in the middle, and it feels like some lavish and serious ceremony. A tall, elegantly-dressed servant is visible on either side; a butler, resembling a church official, bows as if giving a blessing from the steps of a sanctuary. I breathe easier when I step into a library filled with books, where just a few men do not crowd the Persian rug in front of the fire. One of them is Raffles, who is chatting with a large man who has the brow of a demi-god and the eyes and jowl of a degenerate bulldog. And this is our distinguished host.

Lord Thornaby stared at me with inscrutable stolidity as we shook hands, and at once handed me over to a tall, ungainly man whom he addressed[95] as Ernest, but whose surname I never learned. Ernest in turn introduced me, with a shy and clumsy courtesy, to the two remaining guests. They were the pair who had driven up in the hansom; one turned out to be Kingsmill, Q.C.; the other I knew at a glance from his photographs as Parrington, the backwoods novelist. They were admirable foils to each other, the barrister being plump and dapper, with a Napoleonic cast of countenance, and the author one of the shaggiest dogs I have ever seen in evening-clothes. Neither took much stock of me, but both had an eye on Raffles as I exchanged a few words with each in turn. Dinner, however, was immediately announced, and the six of us had soon taken our places round a brilliant little table stranded in a great dark room.

Lord Thornaby stared at me with an unreadable expression as we shook hands and then immediately introduced me to a tall, awkward man he called Ernest, though I never learned his last name. Ernest awkwardly introduced me to the other two guests. They were the ones who had arrived in the cab; one was Kingsmill, Q.C., and the other, from his photos, I recognized as Parrington, the backwoods novelist. They made a striking contrast to one another: the barrister was plump and dapper, with a strong resemblance to Napoleon, while the author was one of the scruffiest people I'd ever seen in evening wear. Neither paid much attention to me, but both kept an eye on Raffles as I exchanged a few words with each of them. However, dinner was soon announced, and the six of us quickly took our places around a beautifully set table in a large dark room.

I had not been prepared for so small a party, and at first I felt relieved. If the worst came to the worst, I was fool enough to say in my heart, they were but two to one. But I was soon sighing for that safety which the adage associates with numbers. We were far too few for the confidential duologue with one's neighbor in which I, at least, would have taken refuge from the perils of a general conversation. And the general conversation soon resolved itself into an attack, so subtly[96] concerted and so artistically delivered that I could not conceive how Raffles should ever know it for an attack, and that against himself, or how to warn him of his peril. But to this day I am not convinced that I also was honored by the suspicions of the club; it may have been so, and they may have ignored me for the bigger game.

I wasn't expecting such a small party, and at first, I felt a sense of relief. If things went really badly, I thought to myself, it was just two against one. But I quickly started wishing for the safety that comes with numbers. There were too few of us for the private conversations with a neighbor that I would have used to escape the risks of a larger discussion. And soon, the general conversation turned into a subtle, well-planned attack that was delivered so skillfully that I couldn't understand how Raffles wouldn’t recognize it as an attack aimed at him, or how I could warn him of the danger. Even now, I'm still not sure if I was also suspected by the club; maybe I was, or perhaps they overlooked me for a bigger target.

It was Lord Thornaby himself who fired the first shot, over the very sherry. He had Raffles on his right hand, and the backwoodsman of letters on his left. Raffles was hemmed in by the law on his right, while I sat between Parrington and Ernest, who took the foot of the table, and seemed a sort of feudatory cadet of the noble house. But it was the motley lot of us that my lord addressed, as he sat back blinking his baggy eyes.

It was Lord Thornaby himself who fired the first shot, right over the sherry. He had Raffles on his right and the backwoodsman of letters on his left. Raffles was cornered by the law on his right, while I sat between Parrington and Ernest, who occupied the foot of the table and seemed like a sort of subordinate member of the noble house. But it was the mixed group of us that my lord addressed as he leaned back, blinking his droopy eyes.

"Mr. Raffles," said he, "has been telling me about that poor fellow who suffered the extreme penalty last March. A great end, gentlemen, a great end! It is true that he had been unfortunate enough to strike a jugular vein, but his own end should take its place among the most glorious traditions of the gallows. You tell them Mr. Raffles: it will be as new to my friends as it is to me."

"Mr. Raffles," he said, "has been telling me about that poor guy who faced the ultimate punishment last March. A great ending, folks, a great ending! It's true he was unfortunate enough to hit a jugular vein, but his death deserves to be remembered as one of the most glorious stories of the gallows. You tell them, Mr. Raffles: it will be just as new to my friends as it is to me."

"I tell the tale as I heard it last time I played at Trent Bridge; it was never in the papers, I believe," said Raffles gravely. "You may remember[97] the tremendous excitement over the Test Matches out in Australia at the time: it seems that the result of the crucial game was expected on the condemned man's last day on earth, and he couldn't rest until he knew it. We pulled it off, if you recollect, and he said it would make him swing happy."

"I'll share the story as I heard it the last time I played at Trent Bridge; I don't think it ever made the news," Raffles said seriously. "You might remember[97] the huge excitement over the Test Matches in Australia back then: it turned out that the outcome of the key game was anticipated on the condemned man's final day, and he couldn't relax until he found out. We managed to get it done, if you recall, and he said it would make him feel happy."

"Tell 'em what else he said!" cried Lord Thornaby, rubbing his podgy hands.

"Tell them what else he said!" shouted Lord Thornaby, rubbing his chubby hands.

"The chaplain remonstrated with him on his excitement over a game at such a time, and the convict is said to have replied: 'Why, it's the first thing they'll ask me at the other end of the drop!'"

"The chaplain urged him about being excited over a game at such a time, and the convict is said to have replied: 'Well, it's the first thing they'll ask me when I get to the other side of the drop!'"

The story was new even to me, but I had no time to appreciate its points. My concern was to watch its effect upon the other members of the party. Ernest, on my left, doubled up with laughter, and tittered and shook for several minutes. My other neighbor, more impressionable by temperament, winced first, and then worked himself into a state of enthusiasm which culminated in an assault upon his shirt-cuff with a joiner's pencil. Kingsmill, Q.C., beaming tranquilly on Raffles, seemed the one least impressed, until he spoke.

The story was new even to me, but I didn’t have time to appreciate its details. I was focused on how it impacted the others in the group. Ernest, sitting to my left, burst out laughing and continued to giggle and shake for several minutes. My other neighbor, who was more sensitive by nature, flinched at first and then got really excited, eventually attacking his shirt cuff with a carpenter's pencil. Kingsmill, Q.C., smiling calmly at Raffles, appeared to be the least affected until he started to talk.

"I am glad to hear that," he remarked in a high bland voice. "I thought that man would die game."[98]

"I’m glad to hear that," he said in a flat, indifferent tone. "I figured that guy would go down fighting."[98]

"Did you know anything about him, then?" inquired Lord Thornaby.

"Did you know anything about him, then?" asked Lord Thornaby.

"I led for the Crown," replied the barrister, with a twinkle. "You might almost say that I measured the poor man's neck."

"I argued for the Crown," replied the lawyer, with a sparkle in his eye. "You could almost say I measured the poor guy's neck."

The point must have been quite unpremeditated; it was not the less effective for that. Lord Thornaby looked askance at the callous silk. It was some moments before Ernest tittered and Parrington felt for his pencil; and in the interim I had made short work of my hock, though it was Johannisberger. As for Raffles, one had but to see his horror to feel how completely he was off his guard.

The point must have been totally spontaneous; that didn’t make it any less effective. Lord Thornaby gave the cold silk a doubtful look. It took a few moments for Ernest to chuckle and for Parrington to reach for his pencil; in the meantime, I quickly finished my hock, even though it was Johannisberger. As for Raffles, just seeing his shock made it clear how completely unprepared he was.

"In itself, I have heard, it was not a sympathetic case?" was the remark with which he broke the general silence.

"In itself, I've heard it wasn't a sympathetic case?" he said, breaking the general silence.

"Not a bit."

"Not at all."

"That must have been a comfort to you," said Raffles dryly.

"That must have been comforting for you," Raffles said dryly.

"It would have been to me," vowed our author, while the barrister merely smiled. "I should have been very sorry to have had a hand in hanging Peckham and Solomons the other day."

"It would have been to me," vowed our author, while the lawyer merely smiled. "I would have felt terrible to have been involved in hanging Peckham and Solomons the other day."

"Why Peckham and Solomons?" inquired my lord.

"Why Peckham and Solomons?" my lord asked.

"They never meant to kill that old lady."[99]

"They never intended to kill that old lady."[99]

"But they strangled her in her bed with her own pillow-case!"

"But they suffocated her in her bed using her own pillowcase!"

"I don't care," said the uncouth scribe. "They didn't break in for that. They never thought of scragging her. The foolish old person would make a noise, and one of them tied too tight. I call it jolly bad luck on them."

"I don't care," said the rude scribe. "They didn't break in for that. They never thought about taking her out. The silly old person would make a racket, and one of them tied too tight. I think it’s just really bad luck for them."

"On quiet, harmless, well-behaved thieves," added Lord Thornaby, "in the unobtrusive exercise of their humble avocation."

"About quiet, harmless, well-mannered thieves," added Lord Thornaby, "in the subtle practice of their modest profession."

And, as he turned to Raffles with his puffy smile, I knew that we had reached that part of the programme which had undergone rehearsal: it had been perfectly timed to arrive with the champagne, and I was not afraid to signify my appreciation of that small mercy. But Raffles laughed so quickly at his lordship's humor, and yet with such a natural restraint, as to leave no doubt that he had taken kindly to my own old part, and was playing the innocent inimitably in his turn, by reason of his very innocence. It was a poetic judgment on old Raffles, and in my momentary enjoyment of the novel situation I was able to enjoy some of the good things of this rich man's table. The saddle of mutton more than justified its place in the menu; but it had not spoiled me for my wing of pheasant, and I was even looking forward[100] to a sweet, when a further remark from the literary light recalled me from the table to its talk.

And as he turned to Raffles with his puffy smile, I knew we had reached that part of the program that had been rehearsed: it was perfectly timed to coincide with the champagne, and I wasn’t shy about showing my appreciation for that small favor. But Raffles laughed so quickly at his lordship’s joke, and yet with such natural restraint, that it was clear he had embraced my old role and was innocently playing his part flawlessly because of his very innocence. It was a poetic twist for old Raffles, and in my brief enjoyment of the unusual situation, I was able to savor some of the fine dishes from this wealthy man’s table. The saddle of mutton definitely lived up to its place on the menu; but it hadn’t spoiled my appetite for my wing of pheasant, and I was even looking forward[100] to a dessert when another remark from the literary star pulled me back from the table to the conversation.

"But, I suppose," said he to Kingsmill, "it's 'many a burglar you've restored to his friends and his relations'?"

"But, I guess," he said to Kingsmill, "it's 'a lot of burglars you've brought back to their friends and family'?"

"Let us say many a poor fellow who has been charged with burglary," replied the cheery Q.C. "It's not quite the same thing, you know, nor is 'many' the most accurate word. I never touch criminal work in town."

"Let's say a lot of guys who have been accused of burglary," replied the cheerful Q.C. "It's not exactly the same thing, you know, and 'many' isn't the most accurate word. I never take on criminal cases in the city."

"It's the only kind I should care about," said the novelist, eating jelly with a spoon.

"It's the only type I should care about," said the novelist, eating jelly with a spoon.

"I quite agree with you," our host chimed in. "And of all the criminals one might be called upon to defend, give me the enterprising burglar."

"I totally agree with you," our host said. "And out of all the criminals you could be asked to defend, I'd choose the daring burglar."

"It must be the breeziest branch of the business," remarked Raffles, while I held my breath.

"It has to be the easiest part of the business," Raffles said, while I held my breath.

But his touch was as light as gossamer, and his artless manner a triumph of even his incomparable art. Raffles was alive to the danger at last. I saw him refuse more champagne, even as I drained my glass again. But it was not the same danger to us both. Raffles had no reason to feel surprise or alarm at such a turn in a conversation frankly devoted to criminology; it must have been as inevitable to him as it was sinister to me, with my fortuitous knowledge of the suspicions that were[101] entertained. And there was little to put him on his guard in the touch of his adversaries, which was only less light than his own.

But his touch was as light as a feather, and his natural charm was a win for even his unmatched skill. Raffles finally realized the danger. I noticed him decline more champagne, even as I finished my glass again. But the threat wasn’t the same for both of us. Raffles had no reason to be surprised or alarmed by such a shift in a conversation openly focused on criminology; it must have seemed as unavoidable to him as it felt ominous to me, given my accidental knowledge of the suspicions that were[101] raised. And there was little to alert him to the intentions of his opponents, whose touch was only slightly lighter than his own.

"I am not very fond of Mr. Sikes," announced the barrister, like a man who had got his cue.

"I don't really like Mr. Sikes," the lawyer announced, like someone who had received their prompt.

"But he was prehistoric," rejoined my lord. "A lot of blood has flowed under the razor since the days of Sweet William."

"But he was ancient," my lord replied. "A lot of blood has been shed since the days of Sweet William."

"True; we have had Peace," said Parrington, and launched out into such glowing details of that criminal's last moments that I began to hope the diversion might prove permanent. But Lord Thornaby was not to be denied.

"True; we have had peace," said Parrington, and went into such vivid details about that criminal's last moments that I started to hope the distraction might last. But Lord Thornaby was not about to back down.

"William and Charles are both dead monarchs," said he. "The reigning king in their department is the fellow who gutted poor Danby's place in Bond Street."

"William and Charles are both dead kings," he said. "The current king in their realm is the guy who vandalized poor Danby's shop on Bond Street."

There was a guilty silence on the part of the three conspirators—for I had long since persuaded myself that Ernest was not in their secret—and then my blood froze.

There was an uncomfortable silence among the three conspirators—because I had already convinced myself that Ernest wasn’t part of their secret—and then I felt my blood run cold.

"I know him well," said Raffles, looking up.

"I know him well," Raffles said, looking up.

Lord Thornaby stared at him in consternation. The smile on the Napoleonic countenance of the barrister looked forced and frozen for the first time during the evening. Our author, who was nibbling cheese from a knife, left a bead of blood[102] upon his beard. The futile Ernest alone met the occasion with a hearty titter.

Lord Thornaby looked at him in shock. The smile on the barrister's imposing face seemed strained and rigid for the first time that evening. Our author, who was nibbling cheese from a knife, left a drop of blood[102] on his beard. Only the pointless Ernest responded to the situation with a hearty chuckle.

"What!" cried my lord. "You know the thief?"

"What!" cried my lord. "You know the thief?"

"I wish I did," rejoined Raffles, chuckling. "No, Lord Thornaby, I only meant the jeweller, Danby. I go to him when I want a wedding present."

"I wish I did," Raffles replied with a chuckle. "No, Lord Thornaby, I was only referring to the jeweller, Danby. I go to him when I need a wedding gift."

I heard three deep breaths drawn as one before I drew my own.

I heard three deep breaths taken together before I took my own.

"Rather a coincidence," observed our host dryly, "for I believe you also know the Milchester people, where Lady Melrose had her necklace stolen a few months afterward."

"That’s quite a coincidence," our host remarked dryly, "because I think you also know the Milchester folks, where Lady Melrose had her necklace stolen a few months later."

"I was staying there at the time," said Raffles eagerly. No snob was ever quicker to boast of basking in the smile of the great.

"I was staying there at the time," Raffles said eagerly. No snob was ever faster to brag about being in the presence of greatness.

"We believe it to be the same man," said Lord Thornaby, speaking apparently for the Criminologists' Club, and with much less severity of voice.

"We think it's the same guy," said Lord Thornaby, apparently speaking for the Criminologists' Club, and with a much less serious tone.

"I only wish I could come across him," continued Raffles heartily. "He's a criminal much more to my mind than your murderers who swear on the drop or talk cricket in the condemned cell!"

"I just wish I could run into him," Raffles said enthusiastically. "He's a criminal who interests me way more than your murderers who pray on the gallows or talk about cricket in their last moments!"

"He might be in the house now," said Lord Thornaby, looking Raffles in the face. But his manner was that of an actor in an unconvincing[103] part and a mood to play it gamely to the bitter end; and he seemed embittered, as even a rich man may be in the moment of losing a bet.

"He might be in the house right now," said Lord Thornaby, looking Raffles in the eye. But his demeanor was like that of an actor in an unconvincing[103] role, determined to play it out to the bitter end; and he seemed frustrated, as even a wealthy person can be when losing a bet.

"What a joke, if he were!" cried the Wild West writer.

"What a joke, if he really were!" cried the Wild West writer.

"Absit omen!" murmured Raffles, in better taste.

"Absit omen!" murmured Raffles, with more sophistication.

"Still, I think you'll find it's a favorite time," argued Kingsmill, Q.C. "And it would be quite in keeping with the character of this man, so far as it is known, to pay a little visit to the president of the Criminologists' Club, and to choose the evening on which he happens to be entertaining the other members."

"Still, I think you'll find it's a favorite time," argued Kingsmill, Q.C. "And it would totally fit with what we know about this man to drop by and visit the president of the Criminologists' Club, especially on the evening when he's hosting the other members."

There was more conviction in this sally than in that of our noble host; but this I attributed to the trained and skilled dissimulation of the bar. Lord Thornaby, however, was not to be amused by the elaboration of his own idea, and it was with some asperity that he called upon the butler, now solemnly superintending the removal of the cloth.

There was more determination in this outburst than in that of our distinguished host; but I thought this was due to the bar's practiced and skilled deceit. Lord Thornaby, however, was not going to be entertained by the expansion of his own thought, and he called for the butler, who was now seriously overseeing the removal of the tablecloth, with some irritation.

"Leggett! Just send upstairs to see if all the doors are open and the rooms in proper order. That's an awful idea of yours, Kingsmill, or of mine!" added my lord, recovering the courtesy of his order by an effort that I could follow. "We should look fools. I don't know which of us it[104] was, by the way, who seduced the rest from the main stream of blood into this burglarious backwater. Are you familiar with De Quincey's masterpiece on 'Murder as a Fine Art,' Mr. Raffles?"

"Leggett! Just send upstairs to check if all the doors are open and the rooms are in order. That’s a terrible idea of yours, Kingsmill, or maybe mine!" my lord added, regaining the courtesy of his command with an effort that I could sense. "We’d look like fools. I don’t know which one of us it[104] was, by the way, who led the others away from the main stream of blood into this criminal backwater. Have you read De Quincey's masterpiece on 'Murder as a Fine Art,' Mr. Raffles?"

"I believe I once read it," replied Raffles doubtfully.

"I think I read it once," Raffles replied uncertainly.

"You must read it again," pursued the earl. "It is the last word on a great subject; all we can hope to add is some baleful illustration or blood-stained footnote, not unworthy of De Quincey's text. Well, Leggett?"

"You need to read it again," the earl insisted. "It's the final say on a significant topic; all we can hope to contribute is some grim example or blood-stained footnote that's worthy of De Quincey's writing. So, what do you think, Leggett?"

The venerable butler stood wheezing at his elbow. I had not hitherto observed that the man was an asthmatic.

The respected butler stood wheezing at his side. I hadn't noticed before that the man had asthma.

"I beg your lordship's pardon, but I think your lordship must have forgotten."

"I’m sorry, my lord, but I think you must have forgotten."

The voice came in rude gasps, but words of reproach could scarcely have achieved a finer delicacy.

The voice came in harsh breaths, but words of criticism couldn't have been more refined.

"Forgotten, Leggett! Forgotten what, may I ask?"

"Forgotten, Leggett! Forgotten what, if I may ask?"

"Locking your lordship's dressing-room door behind your lordship, my lord," stuttered the unfortunate Leggett, in the short spurts of a winded man, a few stertorous syllables at a time. "Been up myself, my lord. Bedroom door—dressing-room door—both locked inside!"[105]

"Locking your lordship's dressing-room door behind you, my lord," stammered the unfortunate Leggett, breathing heavily in short bursts. "I've been up myself, my lord. Bedroom door—dressing-room door—both locked inside!"[105]

But by this time the noble master was in worse case than the man. His fine forehead was a tangle of livid cords; his baggy jowl filled out like a balloon. In another second he had abandoned his place as our host and fled the room; and in yet another we had forgotten ours as his guests and rushed headlong at his heels.

But by this point, the noble master was in worse shape than the man. His smooth forehead was a mess of swollen veins; his sagging jaw looked like it was about to burst. In just a second, he had left his position as our host and ran out of the room; and in another moment, we had forgotten our roles as his guests and sprinted after him.

Raffles was as excited as any of us now: he outstripped us all. The cherubic little lawyer and I had a fine race for the last place but one, which I secured, while the panting butler and his satellites brought up a respectful rear. It was our unconventional author, however, who was the first to volunteer his assistance and advice.

Raffles was just as excited as any of us now: he raced ahead of all of us. The charming little lawyer and I had a good competition for second to last place, which I managed to take, while the out-of-breath butler and his followers brought up the rear respectfully. However, it was our unconventional author who was the first to offer his help and advice.

"No use pushing, Thornaby!" cried he. "If it's been done with a wedge and gimlet, you may smash the door, but you'll never force it. Is there a ladder in the place?"

"No use pushing, Thornaby!" he yelled. "If it was done with a wedge and a gimlet, you can break the door, but you’ll never get it open. Is there a ladder around?"

"There's a rope-ladder somewhere, in case of fire, I believe," said my lord vaguely, as he rolled a critical eye over our faces. "Where is it kept, Leggett?"

"There's a rope ladder somewhere, in case of a fire, I think," my lord said vaguely, as he scrutinized our faces. "Where is it kept, Leggett?"

"William will fetch it, my lord."

"William will get it, my lord."

And a pair of noble calves went flashing to the upper regions.

And a pair of noble calves went racing up to the higher areas.

"What's the good of bringing it down," cried Parrington, who had thrown back to the wilds in[106] his excitement. "Let him hang it out of the window above your own, and let me climb down and do the rest! I'll undertake to have one or other of these doors open in two twos!"

"What's the point of bringing it down?" shouted Parrington, who had gotten worked up and turned back to the wilds in[106]. "Just let him hang it out of the window above yours, and I’ll climb down and take care of the rest! I promise I can get one of these doors open in no time!"

Raffles was as excited as any of us now; he outstripped us all. Raffles was just as excited as the rest of us, if not more.

The fastened doors were at right angles on the landing which we filled between us. Lord Thornaby smiled grimly on the rest of us, when he had nodded and dismissed the author like a hound from the leash.

The locked doors were at right angles on the landing that we filled between us. Lord Thornaby grimly smiled at the rest of us after he nodded and sent the author away like a dog from the leash.

"It's a good thing we know something about our friend Parrington," said my lord. "He takes more kindly to all this than I do, I can tell you."

"It's a good thing we know something about our friend Parrington," said my lord. "He actually handles all of this better than I do, I can tell you."

"It's grist to his mill," said Raffles charitably.

"It's good for him," said Raffles kindly.

"Exactly! We shall have the whole thing in his next book."

"Exactly! We'll have the whole thing in his next book."

"I hope to have it at the Old Bailey first," remarked Kingsmill, Q.C.

"I hope to present it at the Old Bailey first," Kingsmill, Q.C. remarked.

"Refreshing to find a man of letters such a man of action too!"

"Refreshing to see a man of words who is also a man of action!"

It was Raffles who said this, and the remark seemed rather trite for him, but in the tone there was a something that just caught my private ear. And for once I understood: the officious attitude of Parrington, without being seriously suspicious in itself, was admirably calculated to put a previously suspected person in a grateful shade. This literary adventurer had elbowed Raffles out of the [107]lime-light, and gratitude for the service was what I had detected in Raffles's voice. No need to say how grateful I felt myself. But my gratitude was shot with flashes of unwonted insight. Parrington was one of those who suspected Raffles, or, at all events, one who was in the secret of those suspicions. What if he had traded on the suspect's presence in the house? What if he were a deep villain himself, and the villain of this particular piece? I had made up my mind about him, and that in a tithe of the time I take to make it up as a rule, when we heard my man in the dressing-room. He greeted us with an impudent shout; in a few moments the door was open, and there stood Parrington, flushed and dishevelled, with a gimlet in one hand and a wedge in the other.

It was Raffles who said this, and the comment seemed pretty cliché for him, but there was something in his tone that really caught my attention. For once, I got it: Parrington's annoying attitude, while not overtly suspicious, was perfectly designed to put someone who was already under suspicion in a favorable light. This literary schemer had pushed Raffles out of the [107]limelight, and the hint of gratitude in Raffles's voice was what I picked up on. I didn't need to say how grateful I felt. But my gratitude was mixed with unexpected clarity. Parrington was one of those who suspected Raffles, or at least someone who knew about those suspicions. What if he had taken advantage of the suspect being in the house? What if he was a real villain and the main culprit in this situation? I had already made up my mind about him, and it took me a tiny fraction of the time I usually need to do so, when we heard my guy in the dressing room. He greeted us with a cheeky shout; a moment later, the door swung open, and there stood Parrington, red-faced and messy, with a gimlet in one hand and a wedge in the other.

Within was a scene of eloquent disorder. Drawers had been pulled out, and now stood on end, their contents heaped upon the carpet. Ward-robe doors stood open; empty stud-cases strewed the floor; a clock, tied up in a towel, had been tossed into a chair at the last moment. But a long tin lid protruded from an open cupboard in one corner. And one had only to see Lord Thornaby's wry face behind the lid to guess that it was bent over a somewhat empty tin trunk.

Within was a scene of expressive chaos. Drawers had been pulled out and now stood upright, their contents piled on the carpet. Wardrobe doors were wide open; empty suitcases littered the floor; a clock, wrapped in a towel, had been thrown into a chair at the last minute. But a long tin lid stuck out from an open cupboard in one corner. And one only had to see Lord Thornaby's grim face behind the lid to guess that he was leaning over a rather empty tin trunk.

"What a rum lot to steal!" said he, with a[108] twitch of humor at the corners of his canine mouth. "My peer's robes, with coronet complete!"

"What a strange thing to steal!" he said, with a[108] playful smile at the corners of his mouth. "My friend's robes, with the whole crown!"

We rallied round him in a seemly silence. I thought our scribe would put in his word. But even he either feigned or felt a proper awe.

We gathered around him in respectful silence. I expected our writer to speak up. But even he either pretended or genuinely felt a deep sense of reverence.

"You may say it was a rum place to keep 'em," continued Lord Thornaby. "But where would you gentlemen stable your white elephants? And these were elephants as white as snow; by Jove, I'll job them for the future!"

"You might think it was a weird place to keep them," continued Lord Thornaby. "But where would you guys put your white elephants? And these were elephants as white as snow; I swear, I'll find a better spot for them in the future!"

And he made merrier over his loss than any of us could have imagined the minute before; but the reason dawned on me a little later, when we all trooped down-stairs, leaving the police in possession of the theatre of crime. Lord Thornaby linked arms with Raffles as he led the way. His step was lighter, his gayety no longer sardonic; his very looks had improved. And I divined the load that had been lifted from the hospitable heart of our host.

And he took his loss better than any of us could have imagined just a moment before; but I understood the reason a little later, when we all headed downstairs, leaving the police at the scene of the crime. Lord Thornaby linked arms with Raffles as he led the way. His step was lighter, his cheerfulness no longer sarcastic; his appearance had even improved. I sensed the weight that had been lifted from our host's welcoming heart.

"I only wish," said he, "that this brought us any nearer to the identity of the gentleman we were discussing at dinner, for, of course, we owe it to all our instincts to assume that it was he."

"I only wish," he said, "that this brought us any closer to identifying the gentleman we talked about at dinner, because, of course, we owe it to our instincts to assume it was him."

"I wonder!" said old Raffles, with a foolhardy glance at me.

"I wonder!" said old Raffles, giving me a reckless look.

"But I'm sure of it, my dear sir," cried my lord.[109] "The audacity is his and his alone. I look no further than the fact of his honoring me on the one night of the year when I endeavor to entertain my brother Criminologists. That's no coincidence, sir, but a deliberate irony, which would have occurred to no other criminal mind in England."

"But I'm certain of it, my dear sir," exclaimed my lord.[109] "The boldness is his and his alone. I need only consider the fact that he chose to honor me on the one night of the year when I try to host my fellow criminologists. That's not a coincidence, sir, but a purposeful irony, which would never have crossed the mind of any other criminal in England."

"You may be right," Raffles had the sense to say this time, though I flattered myself it was my face that made him.

"You might be right," Raffles had the sense to say this time, though I liked to think it was my face that made him say it.

"What is still more certain," resumed our host, "is that no other criminal in the world would have crowned so delicious a conception with so perfect an achievement. I feel sure the inspector will agree with us."

"What is even more certain," our host continued, "is that no other criminal out there would have topped such a brilliant idea with such a flawless execution. I'm confident the inspector will agree with us."

The policeman in command had knocked and been admitted to the library as Lord Thornaby spoke.

The police officer in charge had knocked and been let into the library as Lord Thornaby was speaking.

"I didn't hear what you said, my lord."

"I didn't catch what you said, my lord."

"Merely that the perpetrator of this amusing outrage can be no other than the swell mobsman who relieved Lady Melrose of her necklace and poor Danby of half his stock a year or two ago."

"Clearly, the person behind this funny incident can only be the fancy thief who took Lady Melrose's necklace and swindled poor Danby out of half his stuff a year or two ago."

"I believe your lordship has hit the nail on the head."

"I think you’ve got it right, your lordship."

"The man who took the Thimblely diamonds and returned them to Lord Thimblely, you know."[110]

"The guy who took the Thimblely diamonds and gave them back to Lord Thimblely, you know."[110]

"Perhaps he'll treat your lordship the same."

"Maybe he'll treat you the same way."

"Not he! I don't mean to cry over my spilt milk. I only wish the fellow joy of all he had time to take. Anything fresh upstairs by the way?"

"Not him! I’m not going to cry over my spilt milk. I just hope the guy enjoys all he had the chance to experience. Anything new going on upstairs, by the way?"

"Yes, my lord: the robbery took place between a quarter past eight and the half-hour."

"Yes, my lord: the robbery happened between 8:15 and 8:30."

"How on earth do you know?"

"How on earth do you know?"

"The clock that was tied up in the towel had stopped at twenty past."

"The clock wrapped in the towel had stopped at twenty past."

"Have you interviewed my man?"

"Have you interviewed my guy?"

"I have, my lord. He was in your lordship's room until close on the quarter, and all was as it should be when he left it."

"I have, my lord. He was in your room until just before the quarter hour, and everything was as it should be when he left."

"Then do you suppose the burglar was in hiding in the house?"

"Then do you think the burglar was hiding in the house?"

"It's impossible to say, my lord. He's not in the house now, for he could only be in your lordship's bedroom or dressing-room, and we have searched every inch of both."

"It's impossible to say, my lord. He's not in the house right now, because he could only be in your bedroom or dressing room, and we've searched every inch of both."

Lord Thornaby turned to us when the inspector had retreated, caressing his peaked cap.

Lord Thornaby turned to us when the inspector had stepped away, stroking his peaked cap.

"I told him to clear up these points first," he explained, jerking his head toward the door. "I had reason to think my man had been neglecting his duties up there. I am glad to find myself mistaken."[111]

"I told him to sort these things out first," he said, nodding toward the door. "I had reason to believe my guy had been slacking off up there. I'm happy to see I was wrong." [111]

I ought to have been no less glad to see my own mistake. My suspicions of our officious author were thus proved to have been as wild as himself. I owed the man no grudge, and yet in my human heart I felt vaguely disappointed. My theory had gained color from his behavior ever since he had admitted us to the dressing-room; it had changed all at once from the familiar to the morose; and only now was I just enough to remember that Lord Thornaby, having tolerated those familiarities as long as they were connected with useful service, had administered a relentless snub the moment that service had been well and truly performed.

I should have been just as glad to recognize my own mistake. My doubts about our overzealous author turned out to be as unfounded as he was himself. I didn't hold any ill feelings toward him, but still, I felt oddly let down. My theory had started to seem more plausible because of his behavior ever since he let us into the dressing room; it had suddenly shifted from friendly to gloomy. Only now was I fair enough to recall that Lord Thornaby had tolerated those familiarities as long as they were tied to useful service, but had given a harsh snub the moment that service was genuinely completed.

But if Parrington was exonerated in my mind, so also was Raffles reinstated in the regard of those who had entertained a far graver and more dangerous hypothesis. It was a miracle of good luck, a coincidence among coincidences, which had white-washed him in their sight at the very moment when they were straining the expert eye to sift him through and through. But the miracle had been performed, and its effect was visible in every face and audible in every voice. I except Ernest, who could never have been in the secret; moreover, that gay Criminologist had been palpably shaken by his first little experience of crime. But the[112] other three vied among themselves to do honor where they had done injustice. I heard Kingsmill, Q.C., telling Raffles the best time to catch him at chambers, and promising a seat in court for any trial he might ever like to hear. Parrington spoke of a presentation set of his books, and in doing homage to Raffles made his peace with our host. As for Lord Thornaby, I did overhear the name of the Athenæum Club, a reference to his friends on the committee, and a whisper (as I thought) of Rule II.

But if Parrington was cleared in my mind, then Raffles was also restored in the favor of those who had entertained a far more serious and dangerous theory. It was a stroke of extraordinary luck, a coincidence among coincidences, that had cleared his name in their eyes right at the moment they were scrutinizing him closely. But the miracle had happened, and its effect was visible on every face and audible in every voice. I exclude Ernest, who could never have known the truth; besides, that cheerful Criminologist had clearly been shaken by his first encounter with crime. But the[112] other three competed to make amends where they had wronged him. I heard Kingsmill, Q.C., telling Raffles the best time to catch him at his office and promising him a seat in court for any trial he might want to attend. Parrington mentioned a set of his books as a gift, and in showing respect to Raffles, he made peace with our host. As for Lord Thornaby, I did overhear him mention the Athenæum Club, a reference to his friends on the committee, and what I thought was a whisper about Rule II.

The police were still in possession when we went our several ways, and it was all that I could do to drag Raffles up to my rooms, though, as I have said, they were just round the corner. He consented at last as a lesser evil than talking of the burglary in the street; and in my rooms I told him of his late danger and my own dilemma, of the few words I had overheard in the beginning, of the thin ice on which he had cut fancy figures without a crack. It was all very well for him. He had never realized his peril. But let him think of me—listening, watching, yet unable to lift a finger—unable to say one warning word.

The police were still around when we went our separate ways, and it took all my effort to drag Raffles up to my place, even though, as I mentioned, it was just around the corner. He finally agreed, seeing it as a lesser evil than discussing the burglary out in the open. Once we were in my rooms, I filled him in on the danger he had just faced and my own predicament, about the few words I'd overheard at the start, and the risky situation he had been in without realizing it. It was easy for him. He had never truly grasped how much danger he was in. But he should think about me—listening, watching, yet unable to do anything—unable to say a single warning word.

Raffles suffered me to finish, but a weary sigh followed the last symmetrical whiff of a Sullivan which he flung into my fire before he spoke.[113]

Raffles let me finish, but he let out a tired sigh after the last neat puff of a Sullivan that he tossed into my fire before he spoke.[113]

"No, I won't have another, thank you. I'm going to talk to you, Bunny. Do you really suppose I didn't see through these wiseacres from the first?"

"No, I won't have another, thanks. I'm going to talk to you, Bunny. Do you really think I didn't see through these smartasses from the start?"

I flatly refused to believe he had done so before that evening. Why had he never mentioned his idea to me? It had been quite the other way, as I indignantly reminded Raffles. Did he mean me to believe he was the man to thrust his head into the lion's mouth for fun? And what point would there be in dragging me there to see the fun?

I totally refused to believe he had done that before that evening. Why had he never mentioned his idea to me? It had been the opposite, as I angrily reminded Raffles. Did he expect me to believe he was the kind of guy to stick his head in a lion's mouth just for kicks? And what would be the point of bringing me there to see the spectacle?

"I might have wanted you, Bunny. I very nearly did."

"I might have wanted you, Bunny. I almost did."

"For my face?"

"For my skincare?"

"It has been my fortune before to-night, Bunny. It has also given me more confidence than you are likely to believe at this time of day. You stimulate me more than you think."

"It has been my luck before tonight, Bunny. It's also given me more confidence than you might believe at this hour. You inspire me more than you realize."

"Your gallery and your prompter's box in one?"

"Is your gallery and your prompter's box combined into one?"

"Capital, Bunny! But it was no joking matter with, me either, my dear fellow; it was touch-and-go at the time. I might have called on you at any moment, and it was something to know I should not have called in vain."

"Money, Bunny! But it wasn’t a joke for me either, my friend; it was a real close call. I could have reached out to you at any moment, and it mattered to know I wouldn’t have reached out in vain."

"But what to do, Raffles?"[114]

"But what should we do, Raffles?"[114]

"Fight our way out and bolt!" he answered, with a mouth that meant it, and a fine gay glitter of the eyes.

"Let's fight our way out and get out of here!" he replied, his expression serious and his eyes shining with excitement.

I shot out of my chair.

I jumped out of my chair.

"You don't mean to tell me you had a hand in the job?"

"You can't be saying you were involved in the job?"

"I had the only hand in it, my dear Bunny."

"I was the only one involved in it, my dear Bunny."

"Nonsense! You were sitting at table at the time. No, but you may have taken some other fellow into the show. I always thought you would!"

"Nonsense! You were sitting at the table at that time. No, but you might have brought some other guy into the show. I always thought you would!"

"One's quite enough, Bunny," said Raffles dryly; he leaned back in his chair and took out another cigarette. And I accepted of yet another from his case; for it was no use losing one's temper with Raffles; and his incredible statement was not, after all, to be ignored.

"One's plenty, Bunny," Raffles said dryly; he leaned back in his chair and pulled out another cigarette. I took another from his case; there was no point in getting angry with Raffles, and his unbelievable statement couldn't be ignored after all.

"Of course," I went on, "if you really had brought off this thing on your own, I should be the last to criticise your means of reaching such an end. You have not only scored off a far superior force, which had laid itself out to score off you, but you have put them in the wrong about you, and they'll eat out of your hand for the rest of their days. But don't ask me to believe that you've done all this alone! By George," I cried, in a sudden wave of enthusiasm, "I don't care[115] how you've done it or who has helped you. It's the biggest thing you ever did in your life!"

"Of course," I continued, "if you actually pulled this off on your own, I wouldn't be the one to judge how you got there. You've not only outsmarted a much stronger opponent who was trying to take you down, but you've also turned them against you, and they'll be loyal to you for the rest of their lives. But don’t expect me to believe that you did all this by yourself! Honestly," I exclaimed, caught up in a sudden rush of excitement, "I don't care how you've done it or who has helped you. This is the biggest thing you've ever accomplished!"

And certainly I had never seen Raffles look more radiant, or better pleased with the world and himself, or nearer that elation which he usually left to me.

And I definitely had never seen Raffles look more vibrant, more satisfied with the world and himself, or closer to that happiness he usually let me experience.

"Then you shall hear all about it, Bunny, if you'll do what I ask you."

"Then you'll hear all about it, Bunny, if you do what I ask."

"Ask away, old chap, and the thing's done."

"Go ahead, my friend, and it's taken care of."

"Switch off the electric lights."

"Turn off the lights."

"All of them?"

"All of them?"

"I think so."

"I believe so."

"There, then."

"There you go."

"Now go to the back window and up with the blind."

"Now head to the back window and pull up the blind."

"Well?"

"What's up?"

"I'm coming to you. Splendid! I never had a look so late as this. It's the only window left alight in the house!"

"I'm on my way to you. Great! I've never had a glimpse this late before. It's the only window still lit in the house!"

His cheek against the pane, he was pointing slightly downward and very much aslant through a long lane of mews to a little square light like a yellow tile at the end. But I had opened the window and leaned out before I saw it for myself.

His cheek against the window, he was pointing slightly downward and at an angle through a long alley of mews to a small square of light that looked like a yellow tile at the end. But I had opened the window and leaned out before I noticed it myself.

"You don't mean to say that's Thornaby House?"[116]

"You can't be talking about Thornaby House?"[116]

I was not familiar with the view from my back windows.

I wasn't familiar with the view from my back windows.

"Of course I do, you rabbit! Have a look through your own race-glass. It has been the most useful thing of all."

"Of course I do, you silly rabbit! Take a look through your own binoculars. It's been the most helpful thing of all."

But before I had the glass in focus more scales had fallen from my eyes; and now I knew why I had seen so much of Raffles these last few weeks, and why he had always come between seven and eight o'clock in the evening, and waited at this very window, with these very glasses at his eyes. I saw through them sharply now. The one lighted window pointed out by Raffles came tumbling into the dark circle of my vision. I could not see into the actual room, but the shadows of those within were quite distinct on the lowered blind. I even thought a black thread still dangled against the square of light. It was, it must be, the window to which the intrepid Parrington had descended from the one above.

But before I could focus on the glass, I had realized a lot more; now I understood why I had seen so much of Raffles these past few weeks and why he always showed up between seven and eight in the evening, waiting at this exact window with these same glasses on. I could see through them clearly now. The one lit window that Raffles pointed out came into view within my dark field of vision. I couldn't see inside the actual room, but the shadows of the people inside were very clear on the lowered blind. I even thought I saw a black thread still hanging against the square of light. It was, it had to be, the window that the fearless Parrington had climbed down from the one above.

"Exactly!" said Raffles in answer to my exclamation. "And that's the window I have been watching these last few weeks. By daylight you can see the whole lot above the ground floor on this side of the house; and by good luck one of them is the room in which the master of the house arrays himself in all his nightly glory. It was[117] easily spotted by watching at the right time. I saw him shaved one morning before you were up! In the evening his valet stays behind to put things straight; and that has been the very mischief. In the end I had to find out something about the man, and wire to him from his girl to meet her outside at eight o'clock. Of course he pretends he was at his post at the time: that I foresaw, and did the poor fellow's work before my own. I folded and put away every garment before I permitted myself to rag the room."

"Exactly!" Raffles replied to my exclamation. "And that's the window I've been watching these past few weeks. During the day, you can see the entire area above the ground floor on this side of the house; and by pure luck, one of those rooms is where the master of the house gets ready in all his nightly splendor. It was[117] easy to spot by watching at the right time. I saw him get shaved one morning before you were up! In the evening, his valet stays back to tidy things up; and that has been the real trouble. Eventually, I had to find out something about the guy and text him from his girlfriend to meet her outside at eight o'clock. Of course, he acts like he was at his post at that time: I anticipated that and took care of the poor guy's tasks before my own. I folded and put away every piece of clothing before I allowed myself to mess up the room."

"I wonder you had time!"

"I wonder if you had time!"

"It took me one more minute, and it put the clock on exactly fifteen. By the way, I did that literally, of course, in the case of the clock they found. It's an old dodge, to stop a clock and alter the time; but you must admit that it looked as though one had wrapped it up all ready to cart away. There was thus any amount of prima-facie evidence of the robbery having taken place when we were all at table. As a matter of fact, Lord Thornaby left his dressing-room one minute, his valet followed him the minute after, and I entered the minute after that."

"It took me one more minute, and then the clock read exactly fifteen. By the way, I really did that with the clock they found. It’s an old trick to stop a clock and change the time; but you have to admit it looked like someone had wrapped it up, ready to take it away. So, there was plenty of prima-facie evidence that a robbery had happened while we were all at the table. In fact, Lord Thornaby left his dressing room one minute, his valet followed him a minute later, and I walked in one minute after that."

"Through the window?"

"Out the window?"

"To be sure. I was waiting below in the garden. You have to pay for your garden in[118] town, in more ways than one. You know the wall, of course, and that jolly old postern? The lock was beneath contempt."

"Definitely. I was waiting down in the garden. You have to invest in your garden in[118] town, in more ways than one. You know the wall, right, and that cheerful old gate? The lock was laughably easy to deal with."

"But what about the window? It's on the first floor, isn't it?"

"But what about the window? It's on the ground floor, right?"

Raffles took up the cane which he had laid down with his overcoat. It was a stout bamboo with a polished ferule. He unscrewed the ferule, and shook out of the cane a diminishing series of smaller canes, exactly like a child's fishing-rod, which I afterward found to have been their former state. A double hook of steel was now produced and quickly attached to the tip of the top joint; then Raffles undid three buttons of his waistcoat; and lapped round and round his waist was the finest of Manila ropes, with the neatest of foot-loops at regular intervals.

Raffles picked up the cane he had set down with his coat. It was a sturdy bamboo with a shiny metal tip. He twisted off the tip and shook out a series of smaller canes that resembled a child's fishing rod, which I later discovered had been their previous form. He then revealed a double steel hook and quickly attached it to the end of the top section. After that, Raffles unbuttoned three buttons on his waistcoat, and wrapped around his waist was the finest Manila rope, complete with neat foot loops at regular intervals.

"Is it necessary to go any further?" asked Raffles when he had unwound the rope. "This end is made fast to that end of the hook, the other half of the hook fits over anything that comes its way, and you leave your rod dangling while you swarm up your line. Of course, you must know what you've got to hook on to; but a man who has had a porcelain bath fixed in his dressing-room is the man for me. The pipes were all outside, and fixed to the wall in just the right[119] place. You see I had made a reconnaissance by day in addition to many by night; it would hardly have been worth while constructing my ladder on chance."

"Do we really need to go any further?" Raffles asked as he untied the rope. "One end is secured to that end of the hook, and the other part of the hook can catch anything that comes its way, while you let your rod hang as you climb up your line. Of course, you need to know what you're trying to catch; but a guy who has had a porcelain bath installed in his dressing room is the guy for me. The pipes were all outside, attached to the wall in just the right[119] spot. You see, I had done some daytime scouting in addition to many night missions; it wouldn't have made sense to build my ladder on a whim."

"So you made it on purpose!"

"So you did it on purpose!"

"My dear Bunny," said Raffles, as he wound the hemp girdle round his waist once more, "I never did care for ladder work, but I always said that if I ever used a ladder it should be the best of its kind yet invented. This one may come in useful again."

"My dear Bunny," Raffles said, as he wrapped the hemp belt around his waist again, "I've never really been a fan of ladder work, but I’ve always said that if I ever had to use a ladder, it should be the best one ever made. This one might come in handy again."

"But how long did the whole thing take you?"

"But how long did it all take you?"

"From mother earth to mother earth? About five minutes, to-night, and one of those was spent in doing another man's work."

"From mother earth to mother earth? About five minutes tonight, and one of those was spent doing someone else’s work."

"What!" I cried. "You mean to tell me you climbed up and down, in and out, and broke into that cupboard and that big tin box, and wedged up the doors and cleared out with a peer's robes and all the rest of it in five minutes?"

"What!" I exclaimed. "Are you seriously saying you climbed up and down, in and out, broke into that cupboard and that big tin box, jammed the doors, and got away with a peer's robes and everything else in five minutes?"

"Of course I don't, and of course I didn't."

"Of course I don’t, and of course I didn’t."

"Then what do you mean, and what did you do?"

"Then what do you mean, and what did you do?"

"Made two bites at the cherry, Bunny! I had a dress rehearsal in the dead of last night, and it was then I took the swag. Our noble friend was snoring next door all the time, but the effort may[120] still stand high among my small exploits, for I not only took all I wanted, but left the whole place exactly as I found it, and shut things after me like a good little boy. All that took a good deal longer; to-night I had simply to rag the room a bit, sweep up some studs and links, and leave ample evidence of having boned those rotten robes to-night. That, if you come to think of it, was what you writing chaps would call the quintessential Q.E.F. I have not only shown these dear Criminologists that I couldn't possibly have done this trick, but that there's some other fellow who could and did, and whom they've been perfect asses to confuse with me."

"Had two chances at this, Bunny! I had a dress rehearsal late last night, and that’s when I took the loot. Our noble friend was snoring next door the whole time, but the effort may[120] still stand out among my small achievements, because I not only took everything I wanted, but also left the whole place just as I found it, and closed everything behind me like a good little boy. That took a lot longer; tonight I just had to mess up the room a bit, sweep up some studs and links, and leave plenty of evidence that I had taken those crappy clothes tonight. That, if you think about it, was what you writers would call the perfect example of Q.E.F. I have not only shown these dear Criminologists that I couldn't possibly have pulled this off, but that there's some other guy who could and did, and they've been complete fools to confuse him with me."

You may figure me as gazing on Raffles all this time in mute and rapt amazement. But I had long been past that pitch. If he had told me now that he had broken into the Bank of England, or the Tower, I should not have disbelieved him for a moment. I was prepared to go home with him to the Albany and find the regalia under his bed. And I took down my overcoat as he put on his. But Raffles would not hear of my accompanying him that night.

You might picture me staring at Raffles this whole time in silent awe. But I had moved beyond that stage. If he had told me that he had robbed the Bank of England or the Tower, I wouldn’t have doubted him for a second. I was ready to go back to the Albany with him and find the crown jewels under his bed. I even took down my coat as he put on his. But Raffles would not allow me to go with him that night.

"No, my dear Bunny, I am short of sleep and fed up with excitement. You mayn't believe it—you may look upon me as a plaster devil—but[121] those five minutes you wot of were rather too crowded even for my taste. The dinner was nominally at a quarter to eight, and I don't mind telling you now that I counted on twice as long as I had. But no one came until twelve minutes to, and so our host took his time. I didn't want to be the last to arrive, and I was in the drawing-room five minutes before the hour. But it was a quicker thing than I care about, when all is said."

"No, my dear Bunny, I’m exhausted and over all the excitement. You might not believe it—you might think I’m just acting— but[121] those five minutes you’re talking about were way too packed for my liking. Dinner was supposed to be at a quarter to eight, and I was honestly expecting to have twice as long as I actually did. But no one showed up until twelve minutes to, so our host took his sweet time. I didn’t want to be the last one there, so I arrived in the drawing room five minutes early. But it was more chaotic than I’d prefer, if I’m being honest."

And his last word on the matter, as he nodded and went his way, may well be mine; for one need be no criminologist, much less a member of the Criminologists' Club, to remember what Raffles did with the robes and coronet of the Right Hon. the Earl of Thornaby, K.G. He did with them exactly what he might have been expected to do by the gentlemen with whom he had foregathered; and he did it in a manner so characteristic of himself as surely to remove from their minds the last aura of the idea that he and himself were the same person. Carter Paterson was out of the question, and any labelling or addressing to be avoided on obvious grounds. But Raffles stabled the white elephants in the cloak-room at Charing Cross—and sent Lord Thornaby the ticket.

And his final word on the subject, as he nodded and walked away, could easily be mine; because you don’t have to be an expert on crime, let alone a member of the Criminologists' Club, to recall what Raffles did with the robes and crown of the Right Hon. the Earl of Thornaby, K.G. He did with them exactly what anyone would expect given the company he was with; and he did it in a way that was so typical of him that it surely erased any lingering thought in their minds that he and he were the same person. Carter Paterson was out of the question, and any labeling or addressing was to be avoided for obvious reasons. But Raffles stored the white elephants in the cloakroom at Charing Cross—and sent Lord Thornaby the ticket.


The Field of Philippi

N

ipper Nasmyth had been head of our school when Raffles was captain of cricket. I believe he owed his nickname entirely to the popular prejudice against a day-boy; and in view of the special reproach which the term carried in my time, as also of the fact that his father was one of the school trustees, partner in a banking firm of four resounding surnames, and manager of the local branch, there can be little doubt that the stigma was undeserved. But we did not think so then, for Nasmyth was unpopular with high and low, and appeared to glory in the fact. A swollen conscience caused him to see and hear even more than was warranted by his position, and his uncompromising nature compelled him to act on whatsoever he heard or saw: a savage custodian of public morals, he had in addition a perverse enthusiasm for lost causes, loved a minority for its own sake, and untenable tenets for theirs. Such, at all events, was my impression of Nipper Nasmyth, after my first term, which was also his last. I had never spoken to him, but I had heard[123] him speak with extraordinary force and fervor in the school debates. I carried a clear picture of his unkempt hair, his unbrushed coat, his dominant spectacles, his dogmatic jaw. And it was I who knew the combination at a glance, after years and years, when the fateful whim seized Raffles to play once more in the Old Boys' Match, and his will took me down with him to participate in the milder festivities of Founder's Day.

Nipper Nasmyth was the headmaster of our school when Raffles was the cricket captain. I think he got his nickname purely because of the common bias against day students; considering the specific stigma attached to that term during my time, and the fact that his dad was one of the school trustees, worked at a banking firm with four impressive surnames, and managed the local branch, it's clear that the label was unfair. But back then, we didn’t think so, since Nasmyth wasn't liked by anyone—rich or poor—and seemed to take pride in it. His inflated sense of self made him notice and react to things even more than his role justified, and his strict nature forced him to act on whatever he heard or saw. He was a harsh enforcer of public morals and also had a strange passion for lost causes, appreciating a minority just for being different, and holding onto unfounded beliefs for their own sake. That was my impression of Nipper Nasmyth after my first term, which was also his last. I had never talked to him, but I had heard him speak with incredible passion and intensity in school debates. I could easily picture his messy hair, his unkempt coat, his thick glasses, and his stubborn jaw. Years later, when Raffles decided on a whim to play again in the Old Boys' Match, I recognized him instantly when his determination brought me along to join in the understated celebrations of Founder's Day.

It was, however, no ordinary occasion. The bicentenary loomed but a year ahead, and a movement was on foot to mark the epoch with an adequate statue of our pious founder. A special meeting was to be held at the school-house, and Raffles had been specially invited by the new head master, a man of his own standing, who had been in the eleven with him up at Cambridge. Raffles had not been near the old place for years; but I had never gone down since the day I left; and I will not dwell on the emotions which the once familiar journey awakened in my unworthy bosom. Paddington was alive with Old Boys of all ages—but very few of ours—if not as lively as we used to make it when we all landed back for the holidays. More of us had moustaches and cigarettes and "loud" ties. That was all. Yet of the throng, though two or three looked twice and[124] thrice at Raffles, neither he nor I knew a soul until we had to change at the junction near our journey's end, when, as I say, it was I who recognized Nipper Nasmyth at sight.

It was, however, no ordinary occasion. The bicentennial was just a year away, and there was a movement underway to commemorate the event with a proper statue of our devoted founder. A special meeting was set to take place at the school, and Raffles had been specifically invited by the new headmaster, a man of his own caliber, who had played on the same team with him at Cambridge. Raffles hadn’t been back to the old place for years; I, on the other hand, had never returned since the day I left, and I won’t dwell on the feelings that the once familiar journey stirred in my unworthy heart. Paddington was bustling with Old Boys of all ages—but very few of our group—if not as lively as we used to be when we all returned for the holidays. More of us sported mustaches and cigarettes and flashy ties. That was about it. Yet among the crowd, even though a couple of people did take a second and third glance at Raffles, neither he nor I recognized anyone until we had to switch trains at the junction near the end of our trip, when, as I mentioned, it was I who spotted Nipper Nasmyth right away.

The man was own son of the boy we both remembered. He had grown a ragged beard and a moustache that hung about his face like a neglected creeper. He was stout and bent and older than his years. But he spurned the platform with a stamping stride which even I remembered in an instant, and which was enough for Raffles before he saw the man's face.

The man was the boy's own son that we both remembered. He had grown a scruffy beard and a mustache that hung on his face like a wild vine. He was stocky and hunched over, looking older than his age. But he stepped onto the platform with a stomping stride that I recognized right away, and that was enough for Raffles before he even saw the man’s face.

"The Nipper it is!" he cried. "I could swear to that walk in a pantomime procession! See the independence in every step: that's his heel on the neck of the oppressor: it's the nonconformist conscience in baggy breeches. I must speak to him, Bunny. There was a lot of good in the old Nipper, though he and I did bar each other."

"The Nipper, that's him!" he shouted. "I could recognize that walk in a parade! Look at the confidence in every step: that's his heel on the neck of the oppressor; it's the free spirit in loose pants. I need to talk to him, Bunny. There was a lot of good in the old Nipper, even though we used to clash."

And in a moment he had accosted the man by the boy's nickname, obviously without thinking of an affront which few would have read in that hearty open face and hand.

And in an instant, he approached the man using the boy's nickname, clearly not considering the offense that few would have detected in that warm, friendly face and handshake.

"My name's Nasmyth," snapped the other, standing upright to glare.

"My name's Nasmyth," the other replied sharply, standing up to glare.

"Forgive me," said Raffles undeterred. "One remembers a nickname and forgets all it never used[125] to mean. Shake hands, my dear fellow! I'm Raffles. It must be fifteen years since we met."

"Forgive me," said Raffles, unbothered. "You remember a nickname but forget everything it used to represent. Shake hands, my dear friend! I'm Raffles. It’s been fifteen years since we last met."

"At least," replied Nasmyth coldly; but he could no longer refuse Raffles his hand. "So you are going down," he sneered, "to this great gathering?" And I stood listening at my distance, as though still in the middle fourth.

"At least," Nasmyth replied coldly; but he could no longer refuse Raffles his hand. "So you’re going down," he sneered, "to this big event?" And I stood listening from a distance, as if still in the middle of it all.

"Rather!" cried Raffles. "I'm afraid I have let myself lose touch, but I mean to turn over a new leaf. I suppose that isn't necessary in your case, Nasmyth?"

"Absolutely!" exclaimed Raffles. "I think I've lost track of things, but I’m determined to change that. I guess you don’t need to, right, Nasmyth?"

He spoke with an enthusiasm rare indeed in him: it had grown upon Raffles in the train; the spirit of his boyhood had come rushing back at fifty miles an hour. He might have been following some honorable calling in town; he might have snatched this brief respite from a distinguished but exacting career. I am convinced that it was I alone who remembered at that moment the life we were really leading at that time. With me there walked this skeleton through every waking hour that was to follow. I shall endeavor not to refer to it again. Yet it should not be forgotten that my skeleton was always there.

He spoke with an enthusiasm that was really uncommon for him: it had built up in Raffles on the train; the spirit of his youth had come rushing back at fifty miles an hour. He could have been pursuing some noble career in town; he could have taken this short break from a respected but demanding job. I truly believe that I was the only one who remembered at that moment the life we were actually living at that time. This skeleton walked alongside me through every waking hour that followed. I’ll try not to mention it again. Still, it shouldn’t be forgotten that my skeleton was always there.

"It certainly is not necessary in my case," replied Nasmyth, still as stiff as any poker. "I happen to be a trustee."[126]

"It definitely isn't necessary for me," replied Nasmyth, still as stiff as a poker. "I'm actually a trustee."[126]

"Of the school?"

"From the school?"

"Like my father before me."

"Like my dad before me."

"I congratulate you, my dear fellow!" cried the hearty Raffles—a younger Raffles than I had ever known in town.

"I congratulate you, my dear friend!" exclaimed the lively Raffles—a younger Raffles than I had ever seen in the city.

"I don't know that you need," said Nasmyth sourly.

"I don't know what you need," Nasmyth said with a sour expression.

"But it must be a tremendous interest. And the proof is that you're going down to this show, like all the rest of us."

"But it must be really interesting. And the proof is that you're going to this show, just like the rest of us."

"No, I'm not. I live there, you see."

"No, I'm not. I live there, you know."

And I think the Nipper recalled that name as he ground his heel upon an unresponsive flagstone.

And I think the Nipper remembered that name as he ground his heel on an unyielding flagstone.

"But you're going to this meeting at the school-house, surely?"

"But you're definitely going to this meeting at the schoolhouse, right?"

"I don't know. If I do there may be squalls. I don't know what you think about this precious scheme Raffles, but I...."

"I don't know. If I do, there might be trouble. I don't know what you think about this great plan, Raffles, but I...."

The ragged beard stuck out, set teeth showed through the wild moustache, and in a sudden out-pouring we had his views. They were narrow and intemperate and perverse as any I had heard him advocate as the firebrand of the Debating Society in my first term. But they were stated with all the old vim and venom. The mind of Nasmyth had not broadened with the years, but neither had its natural force abated, nor that of his character[127] either. He spoke with great vigor at the top of his voice; soon we had a little crowd about us; but the tall collars and the broad smiles of the younger Old Boys did not deter our dowdy demagogue. Why spend money on a man who had been dead two hundred years? What good could it do him or the school? Besides, he was only technically our founder. He had not founded a great public school. He had founded a little country grammar school which had pottered along for a century and a half. The great public school was the growth of the last fifty years, and no credit to the pillar of piety. Besides, he was only nominally pious. Nasmyth had made researches, and he knew. And why throw good money after a bad man?

The scruffy beard jutted out, his clenched teeth were visible through the wild mustache, and suddenly he shared his opinions. They were as narrow-minded, reckless, and twisted as any I had heard him defend as the provocateur of the Debating Society in my first term. But he expressed them with all the same energy and intensity. Nasmyth’s mind hadn’t expanded with age, but neither had his natural intensity diminished, nor had his character.[127] He spoke with great enthusiasm, his voice booming; soon a small crowd gathered around us; but the tall collars and wide smiles of the younger alumni didn’t faze our frumpy demagogue. Why spend money on a man who had been dead for two hundred years? What good would it do him or the school? Besides, he was only technically our founder. He hadn’t established a prestigious public school. He had started a small country grammar school that had limped along for a century and a half. The great public school had developed over the last fifty years and owed nothing to the supposed pillar of piety. Also, he was only nominally pious. Nasmyth had done his research, and he knew. And why waste good money on a bad man?

"Are there many of your opinion?" inquired Raffles, when the agitator paused for breath. And Nasmyth beamed on us with flashing eyes.

"Are there many who share your opinion?" asked Raffles when the speaker paused to catch his breath. Nasmyth smiled at us with bright, shining eyes.

"Not one to my knowledge as yet," said he. "But we shall see after to-morrow night. I hear it's to be quite an exceptional gathering this year; let us hope it may contain a few sane men. There are none on the present staff, and I only know of one among the trustees!"

"Not that I know of yet," he said. "But we'll find out after tomorrow night. I hear it's going to be quite an exceptional gathering this year; let’s hope there will be a few reasonable people. There aren’t any on the current staff, and I only know of one among the trustees!"

Raffles refrained from smiling as his dancing eye met mine.[128]

Raffles held back a smile as his lively gaze met mine.[128]

"I can understand your view," he said. "I am not sure that I don't share it to some extent. But it seems to me a duty to support a general movement like this even if it doesn't take the direction or the shape of our own dreams. I suppose you yourself will give something, Nasmyth?"

"I get where you're coming from," he said. "I'm not sure I completely disagree with you. But I think it's important to support a broader movement like this, even if it doesn't match our own aspirations perfectly. I assume you'll contribute something as well, Nasmyth?"

"Give something? I? Not a brass farthing!" cried the implacable banker. "To do so would be to stultify my whole position. I cordially and conscientiously disapprove of the whole thing, and shall use all my influence against it. No, my good sir, I not only don't subscribe myself, but I hope to be the means of nipping a good many subscriptions in the bud."

"Give something? Me? Not a chance!" shouted the unyielding banker. "Doing that would undermine my entire standing. I fully and honestly disapprove of the whole matter, and I will use all my influence to oppose it. No, my good sir, not only am I not going to contribute, but I also hope to stop many subscriptions before they even start."

I was probably the only one who saw the sudden and yet subtle change in Raffles—the hard mouth, the harder eye. I, at least, might have foreseen the sequel then and there. But his quiet voice betrayed nothing, as he inquired whether Nasmyth was going to speak at next night's meeting. Nasmyth said he might, and certainly warned us what to expect. He was still fulminating when our train came in.

I was probably the only one who noticed the sudden yet subtle change in Raffles—the tight mouth, the harder gaze. I, at least, could have predicted what would happen next. But his calm voice gave nothing away as he asked if Nasmyth would be speaking at tomorrow night’s meeting. Nasmyth said he might and definitely prepared us for what to expect. He was still ranting when our train arrived.

"Then we meet again at Philippi," cried Raffles in gay adieu. "For you have been very frank with us all, Nasmyth, and I'll be frank enough in[129] my turn to tell you that I've every intention of speaking on the other side!"

"Then we’ll meet again at Philippi," Raffles said cheerfully. "You’ve been really honest with us all, Nasmyth, so I’ll be honest in [129] return and let you know that I fully intend to speak on the other side!"

It happened that Raffles had been asked to speak by his old college friend, the new head master. Yet it was not at the school-house that he and I were to stay, but at the house that we had both been in as boys. It also had changed hands: a wing had been added, and the double tier of tiny studies made brilliant with electric light. But the quad and the fives-courts did not look a day older; the ivy was no thicker round the study windows; and in one boy's castle we found the traditional print of Charing Cross Bridge which had knocked about our studies ever since a son of the contractor first sold it when he left. Nay, more, there was the bald remnant of a stuffed bird which had been my own daily care when it and I belonged to Raffles. And when we all filed in to prayers, through the green baize door which still separated the master's part of the house from that of the boys, there was a small boy posted in the passage to give the sign of silence to the rest assembled in the hall, quite identically as in the dim old days; the picture was absolutely unchanged; it was only we who were out of it in body and soul.

It turned out that Raffles was invited to speak by his old college friend, the new headmaster. However, we weren't staying at the schoolhouse, but at the house where we both grew up. It had changed hands, too: a wing was added, and the two tiers of tiny study rooms were brightened up with electric lighting. But the quad and the fives courts looked just as they always had; the ivy around the study windows hadn’t grown any thicker; and in one boy's room, we found the classic print of Charing Cross Bridge that had been around our studies ever since a son of the contractor first sold it when he left. Additionally, there was the bald remnant of a stuffed bird that I used to take care of when it belonged to Raffles. And when we all walked in for prayers through the green baize door that still separated the master's side of the house from the boys', there was a small boy in the hallway signaling for silence from the others gathered in the hall, just like in the old days; the scene was completely unchanged; it was only us who were out of place in body and spirit.

On our side of the baize door a fine hospitality and a finer flow of spirits were the order of the[130] night. There was a sound representative assortment of quite young Old Boys, to whom ours was a prehistoric time, and in the trough of their modern chaff and chat we old stagers might well have been left far astern of the fun. Yet it was Raffles who was the life and soul of the party, and that not by meretricious virtue of his cricket. There happened not to be another cricketer among us, and it was on their own subjects that Raffles laughed with the lot in turn and in the lump. I never knew him in quite such form. I will not say he was a boy among them, but he was that rarer being, the man of the world who can enter absolutely into the fun and fervor of the salad age. My cares and my regrets had never been more acute, but Raffles seemed a man without either in his life.

On our side of the green door, there was great hospitality and an even better flow of drinks throughout the[130] night. A lively group of young alumni was present, to whom our era felt ancient, and amidst their modern jokes and conversations, we older folks might have felt left behind in the fun. Yet, it was Raffles who brought the energy to the party, not because of any flashy cricket skills. There wasn’t another cricketer among us, and it was on their own topics that Raffles shared laughter with everyone, both individually and as a group. I had never seen him quite like this before. I won’t say he was just one of the boys, but he was that rare kind of person—a worldly man who can fully engage in the excitement and enthusiasm of youth. My worries and regrets had never felt more intense, but Raffles seemed to live his life free of both.

He was not, however, the hero of the Old Boys' Match, and that was expected of him by all the school. There was a hush when he went in, a groan when he came out. I had no reason to suppose he was not trying; these things happen to the cricketer who plays out of his class; but when the great Raffles went on to bowl, and was hit all over the field, I was not so sure. It certainly failed to affect his spirits; he was more brilliant than ever at our hospitable board; and after dinner[131] came the meeting at which he and Nasmyth were to speak.

He wasn't the star of the Old Boys' Match, even though everyone at the school expected him to be. There was silence when he walked in and a collective groan when he left. I had no reason to think he wasn't giving it his all; these things happen to players who are out of their depth. But when the great Raffles bowled and got hit all over the field, I started to doubt. It definitely didn't dampen his spirits; he was even more lively than usual at our welcoming dinner table. After dinner[131], the meeting began where he and Nasmyth were set to speak.

It was a somewhat frigid gathering until Nasmyth rose. We had all dined with our respective hosts, and then repaired to this business in cold blood. Many were lukewarm about it in their hearts; there was a certain amount of mild prejudice, and a greater amount of animal indifference, to be overcome in the opening speech. It is not for me to say whether this was successfully accomplished. I only know how the temperature of that meeting rose with Nipper Nasmyth.

It was a pretty chilly gathering until Nasmyth stood up. We had all eaten with our hosts and then came to this meeting feeling detached. Many people were somewhat uninterested; there was a bit of bias and a lot of aloofness that needed to be addressed in the opening speech. I can't say if that was achieved successfully. All I know is that the energy in the room picked up when Nipper Nasmyth spoke.

And I dare say, in all the circumstances of the case, his really was a rather vulgar speech. But it was certainly impassioned, and probably as purely instinctive as his denunciation of all the causes which appeal to the gullible many without imposing upon the cantankerous few. His arguments, it is true, were merely an elaboration of those with which he had favored some of us already; but they were pointed by a concise exposition of the several definite principles they represented, and barbed with a caustic rhetoric quite admirable in itself. In a word, the manner was worthy of the very foundation it sought to shake, or we had never swallowed such matter without a murmur. As it was, there was a demonstration[132] in the wilderness when the voice ceased crying. But we sat in the deeper silence when Raffles rose to reply.

And I must say, given the circumstances, his speech was pretty crude. But it was definitely passionate and likely just as instinctive as his criticism of all the issues that appeal to the easily fooled majority while annoying the difficult few. His arguments were really just a deeper dive into those he had already shared with some of us; however, they were sharpened by a clear explanation of the specific principles they represented, and wrapped in a sharp rhetoric that was quite impressive on its own. In short, the way he spoke was worthy of the very foundation it aimed to challenge, or we would have never accepted such ideas without a word of protest. As it was, there was a demonstration[132] in the wilderness when the voice stopped crying out. But we sat in even deeper silence when Raffles stood up to respond.

I leaned forward not to lose a word. I knew my Raffles so well that I felt almost capable of reporting his speech before I heard it. Never was I more mistaken, even in him! So far from a gibe for a gibe and a taunt for a taunt, there never was softer answer than that which A. J. Raffles returned to Nipper Nasmyth before the staring eyes and startled ears of all assembled. He courteously but firmly refused to believe a word his old friend Nasmyth had said—about himself. He had known Nasmyth for twenty years, and never had he met a dog who barked so loud and bit so little. The fact was that he had far too kind a heart to bite at all. Nasmyth might get up and protest as loud as he liked: the speaker declared he knew him better than Nasmyth knew himself. He had the necessary defects of his great qualities. He was only too good a sportsman. He had a perfect passion for the weaker side. That alone led Nasmyth into such excesses of language as we had all heard from his lips that night. As for Raffles, he concluded his far too genial remarks by predicting that, whatever Nasmyth might say or think of the new fund, he would subscribe to it as handsomely as any of[133] us, like "the generous good chap" that we all knew him to be.

I leaned forward so I wouldn’t miss a word. I knew Raffles so well that I almost felt like I could predict what he was going to say before he said it. I couldn’t have been more wrong, even when it came to him! Instead of trading insults or jabs, Raffles gave the softest response to Nipper Nasmyth in front of the wide-eyed crowd. He politely but firmly refused to believe anything his old friend Nasmyth said about him. He had known Nasmyth for twenty years and had never come across anyone who barked so loudly yet bit so little. The truth was, he was way too kind-hearted to bite at all. Nasmyth could protest as much as he wanted: Raffles claimed he knew him better than Nasmyth knew himself. He had the usual flaws that came with his great qualities. He was just too good of a sportsman. He had a real passion for the underdog. That alone drove Nasmyth to those extreme words we had all heard him say that night. As for Raffles, he wrapped up his overly friendly comments by predicting that no matter what Nasmyth might say or think about the new fund, he would contribute just as generously as any of[133] us, like the "generous good guy" we all knew him to be.

Even so did Raffles disappoint the Old Boys in the evening as he had disappointed the school by day. We had looked to him for a noble raillery, a lofty and loyal disdain, and he had fobbed us off with friendly personalities not even in impeccable taste. Nevertheless, this light treatment of a grave offence went far to restore the natural amenities of the occasion. It was impossible even for Nasmyth to reply to it as he might to a more earnest onslaught. He could but smile sardonically, and audibly undertake to prove Raffles a false prophet; and though subsequent speakers were less merciful the note was struck, and there was no more bad blood in the debate. There was plenty, however, in the veins of Nasmyth, as I was to discover for myself before the night was out.

Even so, Raffles disappointed the Old Boys in the evening just as he had disappointed the school during the day. We had hoped for some clever teasing, a high-minded and loyal disdain, but he gave us only friendly remarks that weren’t even in great taste. Still, this light-hearted approach to a serious offense helped ease the mood of the event. Even Nasmyth couldn’t respond as he would have to a more serious attack. All he could do was smile with sarcasm and loudly claim he would prove Raffles to be a false prophet; and although the next speakers were less forgiving, the tone was set, and there was no more hostility in the debate. However, there was plenty of anger in Nasmyth, as I would find out for myself before the night ended.

You might think that in the circumstances he would not have attended the head master's ball with which the evening ended; but that would be sadly to misjudge so perverse a creature as the notorious Nipper. He was probably one of those who protest that there is "nothing personal" in their most personal attacks. Not that Nasmyth took this tone about Raffles when he and I found ourselves cheek by jowl against the ballroom wall;[134] he could forgive his franker critics, but not the friendly enemy who had treated him so much more gently than he deserved.

You might think that given the situation, he wouldn't have gone to the head master's ball that wrapped up the evening; but that would be a serious misjudgment of someone as unpredictable as the infamous Nipper. He was probably one of those who claim there’s "nothing personal" in their most personal attacks. Not that Nasmyth took this stance about Raffles when he and I found ourselves pressed against the ballroom wall;[134] he could overlook his more direct critics, but not the friendly rival who had treated him much more kindly than he warranted.

"I seem to have seen you with this great man Raffles," began Nasmyth, as he overhauled me with his fighting eye. "Do you know him well?"

"I think I’ve seen you with that impressive guy Raffles," Nasmyth started, sizing me up with his intense gaze. "Do you know him well?"

"Intimately."

"Close."

"I remember now. You were with him when he forced himself upon me on the way down yesterday. He had to tell me who he was. Yet he talks as though we were old friends."

"I remember now. You were with him when he assaulted me on the way down yesterday. He had to tell me who he was. Yet he acts like we were old friends."

"You were in the upper sixth together," I rejoined, nettled by his tone.

"You were both in the upper sixth together," I replied, annoyed by his tone.

"What does that matter? I am glad to say I had too much self-respect, and too little respect for Raffles, ever to be a friend of his then. I knew too many of the things he did," said Nipper Nasmyth.

"What does that matter? I'm happy to say I had too much self-respect and not enough respect for Raffles to ever be his friend back then. I knew too much about the things he did," said Nipper Nasmyth.

His fluent insults had taken my breath. But in a lucky flash I saw my retort.

His smooth insults had left me speechless. But in a lucky moment, I came up with my comeback.

"You must have had special opportunities of observation, living in the town," said I; and drew first blood between the long hair and the ragged beard; but that was all.

"You must have had some unique chances to observe things, living in the town," I said, and I made the first move between the long hair and the messy beard; but that was it.

"So he really did get out at nights?" remarked my adversary. "You certainly give your friend away. What's he doing now?"[135]

"So he actually went out at night?" my opponent said. "You’re definitely spilling the beans about your friend. What’s he up to now?"[135]

I let my eyes follow Raffles round the room before replying. He was waltzing with a master's wife—waltzing as he did everything else. Other couples seemed to melt before them. And the woman on his arm looked a radiant girl.

I let my eyes follow Raffles around the room before responding. He was waltzing with a master's wife—waltzing as he did everything else. Other couples seemed to fade away in their presence. And the woman on his arm looked like a shining star.

"I meant in town, or wherever he lives his mysterious life," explained Nasmyth, when I told him that he could see for himself. But his clever tone did not trouble me; it was his epithet that caused me to prick my ears. And I found some difficulty in following Raffles right round the room.

"I meant in town, or wherever he lives his mysterious life," Nasmyth explained when I told him he could see for himself. But his clever tone didn’t bother me; it was his word choice that made me pay attention. I found it a bit hard to keep track of Raffles as he moved around the room.

"I thought everybody knew what he was doing; he's playing cricket most of his time," was my measured reply; and if it bore an extra touch of insolence, I can honestly ascribe that to my nerves.

"I thought everyone knew what he was up to; he's playing cricket most of the time," was my calm response; and if it had a bit of extra arrogance, I can honestly say it was just my nerves.

"And is that all he does for a living?" pursued my inquisitor keenly.

"And is that all he does for a living?" my questioner pressed sharply.

"You had better ask Raffles himself," said I to that. "It's a pity you didn't ask him in public, at the meeting!"

"You should really ask Raffles himself," I replied to that. "It's a shame you didn't ask him in front of everyone at the meeting!"

But I was beginning to show temper in my embarrassment, and of course that made Nasmyth the more imperturbable.

But I was starting to lose my cool because of my embarrassment, and that only made Nasmyth even more unbothered.

"Really, he might be following some disgraceful calling, by the mystery you make of it!" he exclaimed. "And for that matter I call first-class cricket a disgraceful calling, when it's followed by[136] men who ought to be gentlemen, but are really professionals in gentlemanly clothing. The present craze for gladiatorial athleticism I regard as one of the great evils of the age; but the thinly veiled professionalism of the so-called amateur is the greatest evil of that craze. Men play for the gentlemen and are paid more than the players who walk out of another gate. In my time there was none of that. Amateurs were amateurs and sport was sport; there were no Raffleses in first-class cricket then. I had forgotten Raffles was a modern first-class cricketer: that explains him. Rather than see my son such another, do you know what I'd prefer to see him?"

"Honestly, he could be involved in some shameful profession, based on the mystery you create around it!" he shouted. "And honestly, I think first-class cricket is a shameful profession when it’s played by[136] men who should be gentlemen but are actually just professionals in gentlemanly attire. The current obsession with gladiatorial sports is one of the major problems of our time; but the barely hidden professionalism of the so-called amateur is the biggest issue with that obsession. Men play for the gentlemen and earn more than the players who come through another entrance. In my day, it wasn't like that. Amateurs were truly amateurs and sports were just sports; there were no Raffleses in first-class cricket back then. I had forgotten Raffles was a modern first-class cricketer: that explains him. Rather than see my son turn out like him, you know what I would rather see him do?"

I neither knew nor cared: yet a wretched premonitory fascination held me breathless till I was told.

I didn't know or care, but a terrible sense of anticipation kept me on edge until I was informed.

"I'd prefer to see him a thief!" said Nasmyth savagely; and when his eyes were done with me, he turned upon his heel. So that ended that stage of my discomfiture.

"I'd rather see him as a thief!" Nasmyth said angrily; and when he was finished looking at me, he turned on his heel. That put an end to that part of my embarrassment.

It was only to give place to a worse. Was all this accident or fell design? Conscience had made a coward of me, and yet what reason had I to disbelieve the worst? We were pirouetting on the edge of an abyss; sooner or later the false step must come and the pit swallow us. I began to[137] wish myself back in London, and I did get back to my room in our old house. My dancing days were already over; there I had taken the one resolution to which I remained as true as better men to better vows; there the painful association was no mere sense of personal unworthiness. I fell to thinking in my room of other dances ... and was still smoking the cigarette which Raffles had taught me to appreciate when I looked up to find him regarding me from the door. He had opened it as noiselessly as only Raffles could open doors, and now he closed it in the same professional fashion.

It was only to make way for something worse. Was all this just an accident or a calculated plan? My conscience had made me a coward, but what reason did I have to doubt the worst? We were spinning on the edge of a cliff; sooner or later, a misstep would happen, and the void would swallow us. I started to[137] wish I was back in London, and I did manage to return to my room in our old house. My dancing days were already over; there I had made one resolution that I stuck to as faithfully as better men stick to better vows; there, the painful memories were more than just a feeling of personal failure. I found myself thinking in my room about other dances ... and was still smoking the cigarette that Raffles had taught me to enjoy when I looked up to see him watching me from the door. He had opened it as silently as only Raffles could, and now he closed it just as smoothly.

"I missed Achilles hours ago," said he. "And still he's sulking in his tent!"

"I missed Achilles hours ago," he said. "And he's still sulking in his tent!"

"I have been," I answered, laughing as he could always make me, "but I'll chuck it if you'll stop and smoke. Our host doesn't mind; there's an ash-tray provided for the purpose. I ought to be sulking between the sheets, but I'm ready to sit up with you till morning."

"I have been," I replied, laughing as he always managed to make me, "but I'll drop it if you'll stop and smoke. Our host doesn't mind; there's an ashtray provided for that. I should be sulking under the covers, but I'm happy to stay up with you until morning."

"We might do worse; but, on the other hand, we might do still better," rejoined Raffles, and for once he resisted the seductive Sullivan. "As a matter of fact, it's morning now; in another hour it will be dawn; and where could day dawn better than in Warfield Woods, or along the Stockley[138] road, or even on the Upper or the Middle? I don't want to turn in, any more than you do. I may as well confess that the whole show down here has exalted me more than anything for years. But if we can't sleep, Bunny, let's have some fresh air instead."

"We could be in a worse situation; but on the flip side, we could also do even better," Raffles replied, and for once he resisted the tempting Sullivan. "Actually, it's morning now; in about an hour, it will be dawn; and where could daybreak be nicer than in Warfield Woods, or along the Stockley[138] road, or even on the Upper or the Middle? I don’t want to go to bed any more than you do. I should admit that everything happening down here has thrilled me more than anything in years. But if we can’t sleep, Bunny, let's get some fresh air instead."

"Has everybody gone to bed?" I asked.

"Has everyone gone to bed?" I asked.

"Long ago. I was the last in. Why?"

"Long ago. I was the last one to arrive. Why?"

"Only it might sound a little odd, our turning out again, if they were to hear us."

"Sure, it might sound a bit strange, us coming out again, if they were to hear us."

Raffles stood over me with a smile made of mischief and cunning; but it was the purest mischief imaginable, the most innocent and comic cunning.

Raffles stood over me with a smile full of mischief and slyness; but it was the most innocent and funny mischief you could imagine, the purest kind of cunning.

"They shan't hear us at all, Bunny," said he. "I mean to get out as I did in the good old nights. I've been spoiling for the chance ever since I came down. There's not the smallest harm in it now; and if you'll come with me I'll show you how it used to be done."

"They won't hear us at all, Bunny," he said. "I plan to sneak out just like I did in the good old days. I've been waiting for the chance ever since I got here. There's no harm in it now; and if you come with me, I'll show you how it was done."

"But I know," said I. "Who used to haul up the rope after you, and let it down again to the minute?"

"But I know," I said. "Who used to pull up the rope after you and lower it again right on time?"

Raffles looked down on me from lowered lids, over a smile too humorous to offend.

Raffles looked down at me from his half-closed eyes, with a smile that was too playful to be insulting.

"My dear good Bunny! And do you suppose that even then I had only one way of doing a[139] thing? I've had a spare loophole all my life, and when you're ready I'll show you what it was when I was here. Take off those boots, and carry your tennis-shoes; slip on another coat; put out your light; and I'll meet you on the landing in two minutes."

"My dear Bunny! Do you really think I only had one way of doing things back then? I've always had a backup plan, and when you're ready, I'll show you what I used to do while I was here. Take off those boots and grab your tennis shoes; put on another coat; turn off your light; and I'll meet you on the landing in two minutes."

He met me with uplifted finger, and not a syllable; and down-stairs he led me, stocking soles close against the skirting, two feet to each particular step. It must have seemed child's play to Raffles; the old precautions were obviously assumed for my entertainment; but I confess that to me it was all refreshingly exciting—for once without a risk of durance if we came to grief! With scarcely a creak we reached the hall, and could have walked out of the street door without danger or difficulty. But that would not do for Raffles. He must needs lead me into the boys' part, through the green baize door. It took a deal of opening and shutting, but Raffles seemed to enjoy nothing better than these mock obstacles, and in a few minutes we were resting with sharp ears in the boys' hall.

He met me with a raised finger and no words, and he led me downstairs, walking carefully with my feet close to the skirting board, taking two steps for each one. It must have seemed like child's play to Raffles; the old precautions were clearly meant for my entertainment, but I have to admit that I found it all refreshingly exciting—this time with no risk of getting caught if things went wrong! We reached the hall with hardly a sound and could have walked straight out the front door without any trouble. But that wouldn’t work for Raffles. He insisted on taking me into the boys' section, through the green baize door. It took some effort to open and close it, but Raffles clearly enjoyed these little challenges, and in a few minutes, we were resting with our ears perked up in the boys' hall.

"Through these windows?" I whispered, when the clock over the piano had had matters its own way long enough to make our minds quite easy.

"Through these windows?" I whispered, after the clock over the piano had been ticking away for long enough to put our minds at ease.

"How else?" whispered Raffles, as he opened[140] the one on whose ledge our letters used to await us of a morning.

"How else?" whispered Raffles as he opened[140] the one where our letters used to wait for us in the morning.

"And then through the quad——"

"And then through the courtyard——"

"And over the gates at the end. No talking, Bunny; there's a dormitory just overhead; but ours was in front, you remember, and if they had ever seen me I should have nipped back this way while they were watching the other."

"And over the gates at the end. No talking, Bunny; there's a dormitory just above us; but ours was in front, you remember, and if they had ever seen me I would have quickly come back this way while they were looking the other way."

His finger was on his lips as we got out softly into the starlight. I remember how the gravel hurt as we left the smooth flagged margin of the house for the open quad; but the nearer of two long green seats (whereon you prepared your construe for the second-school in the summer term) was mercifully handy; and once in our rubber soles we had no difficulty in scaling the gates beyond the fives-courts. Moreover, we dropped into a very desert of a country road, nor saw a soul when we doubled back beneath the outer study windows, nor heard a foot-fall in the main street of the slumbering town. Our own fell like the night-dews and the petals of the poet; but Raffles ran his arm through mine, and would chatter in whispers as we went.

His finger was on his lips as we quietly stepped out into the starlight. I remember how the gravel hurt as we left the smooth stone path of the house for the open quad; but the closer of two long green benches (where you got ready for second school in the summer term) was conveniently nearby; and once in our rubber-soled shoes, we had no trouble climbing over the gates beyond the fives courts. Plus, we dropped onto a very deserted country road, saw no one as we doubled back beneath the outer study windows, and didn't hear a footstep in the main street of the sleeping town. Our own footsteps fell like night dewdrops and the petals of a poem; but Raffles linked his arm through mine and chatted in whispers as we walked.

"So you and Nipper had a word—or was it words? I saw you out of the tail of my eye when I was dancing, and I heard you out of the tail of[141] my ear. It sounded like words, Bunny, and I thought I caught my name. He's the most consistent man I know, and the least altered from a boy. But he'll subscribe all right, you'll see, and be very glad I made him."

"So you and Nipper had a chat—or was it just a few words? I caught sight of you out of the corner of my eye while I was dancing, and I heard you from the corner of[141]my ear. It sounded like you were talking, Bunny, and I thought I heard my name. He's the most reliable guy I know, and he hasn't changed much since he was a kid. But he'll agree to it, trust me, and he’ll be really happy I pushed him to."

I whispered back that I did not believe it for a moment. Raffles had not heard all Nasmyth had said of him. And neither would he listen to the little I meant to repeat to him; he would but reiterate a conviction so chimerical to my mind that I interrupted in my turn to ask him what ground he had for it.

I whispered back that I didn't believe it for a second. Raffles hadn't heard everything Nasmyth said about him. And he wouldn't pay attention to the little I planned to tell him; he would just repeat a belief that seemed so unrealistic to me that I interrupted him to ask what basis he had for it.

"I've told you already," said Raffles. "I mean to make him."

"I've already told you," Raffles said. "I'm planning to make him."

"But how?" I asked. "And when, and where?"

"But how?" I asked. "And when, and where?"

"At Philippi, Bunny, where I said I'd see him. What a rabbit you are at a quotation!

"At Philippi, Bunny, where I said I'd meet him. What a rabbit you are with quotes!"

"'And I believe that the field of Philippi
That’s where Caesar’s journey came to an end;
But who tipped off old Brutus, I Can't understand!

"You may have forgotten your Shakespeare, Bunny, but you ought to remember that."

"You might have forgotten your Shakespeare, Bunny, but you should remember that."

And I did, vaguely, but had no idea what it or Raffles meant, as I plainly told him.

And I did, kind of, but had no clue what it or Raffles meant, as I clearly told him.

"The theatre of war," he answered—"and here we are at the stage door!"[142]

"The battlefield," he replied—"and here we are at the backstage door!"[142]

Raffles had stopped suddenly in his walk. It was the last dark hour of the summer night, but the light from a neighboring lamp-post showed me the look on his face as he turned.

Raffles suddenly stopped walking. It was the last dark hour of the summer night, but the light from a nearby lamp post revealed the expression on his face as he turned.

"I think you also inquired when," he continued. "Well, then, this minute—if you will give me a leg up!"

"I think you also asked when," he continued. "Well, right now—if you could give me a boost!"

And behind him, scarcely higher than his head, and not even barred, was a wide window with a wire blind, and the name of Nasmyth among others lettered in gold upon the wire.

And behind him, just slightly above his head and without any bars, was a large window with a wire blind, featuring the name Nasmyth among others written in gold on the wire.

"You're never going to break in?"

"Are you really never going to break in?"

"This instant, if you'll help me; in five or ten minutes, if you won't."

"This moment, if you’ll help me; in five or ten minutes, if you won’t."

"Surely you didn't bring the—the tools?"

"Surely you didn't bring the tools?"

He jingled them gently in his pocket.

He casually jingled them in his pocket.

"Not the whole outfit, Bunny. But you never know when you mayn't want one or two. I'm only thankful I didn't leave the lot behind this time. I very nearly did."

"Not the whole outfit, Bunny. But you never know when you might want one or two. I'm just glad I didn't leave the whole set behind this time. I almost did."

"I must say I thought you would, coming down here," I said reproachfully.

"I have to say, I thought you would come down here," I said, somewhat disappointed.

"But you ought to be glad I didn't," he rejoined with a smile. "It's going to mean old Nasmyth's subscription to the Founder's Fund, and that's to be a big one, I promise you! The lucky thing is that I went so far as to bring my bunch of safe-[143]keys. Now, are you going to help me use them, or are you not? If so, now's your minute; if not, clear out and be——"

"But you should be happy I didn't," he replied with a smile. "It's going to secure old Nasmyth's contribution to the Founder's Fund, and I promise you, it’s going to be a significant amount! The fortunate thing is that I even brought my set of safe-[143]keys. So, are you going to help me use them, or not? If you are, now's your chance; if not, get lost and be——"

"Not so fast, Raffles," said I testily. "You must have planned this before you came down, or you would never have brought all those things with you."

"Not so fast, Raffles," I said irritably. "You must have planned this before you came down, or you would never have brought all that stuff with you."

"My dear Bunny, they're a part of my kit! I take them wherever I take my evening-clothes. As to this potty bank, I never even thought of it, much less that it would become a public duty to draw a hundred or so without signing for it. That's all I shall touch, Bunny—I'm not on the make to-night. There's no risk in it either. If I am caught I shall simply sham champagne and stand the racket; it would be an obvious frolic after what happened at that meeting. And they will catch me, if I stand talking here: you run away back to bed—unless you're quite determined to 'give old Brutus the tip!'"

"My dear Bunny, they're part of my gear! I take them wherever I bring my evening clothes. As for this cash box, I never even considered it, let alone that it would become a public obligation to take out a hundred or so without signing for it. That's all I'm going to take, Bunny—I'm not trying to score tonight. There's no risk involved either. If I get caught, I'll just pretend to enjoy champagne and deal with the fuss; it would be just a fun prank after what happened at that meeting. And they will catch me if I keep chatting here: you run back to bed—unless you're really set on 'giving old Brutus the heads-up!'"

Now we had barely been a minute whispering where we stood, and the whole street was still as silent as the tomb. To me there seemed least danger in discussing the matter quietly on the spot. But even as he gave me my dismissal Raffles turned and caught the sill above him, first with one hand and then with the other. His legs swung like a[144] pendulum as he drew himself up with one arm, then shifted the position of the other hand, and very gradually worked himself waist-high with the sill. But the sill was too narrow for him; that was as far as he could get unaided; and it was as much as I could bear to see of a feat which in itself might have hardened my conscience and softened my heart. But I had identified his doggerel verse at last. I am ashamed to say that it was part of a set of my very own writing in the school magazine of my time. So Raffles knew the stuff better than I did myself, and yet scorned to press his flattery to win me over! He had won me: in a second my rounded shoulders were a pedestal for those dangling feet. And before many more I heard the old metallic snap, followed by the raising of a sash so slowly and gently as to be almost inaudible to me listening just below.

Now we had barely spent a minute whispering where we stood, and the whole street was as quiet as a grave. I felt there was little risk in discussing things quietly right there. But even as he dismissed me, Raffles turned and grabbed the window frame above him, first with one hand and then with the other. His legs swung like a pendulum as he pulled himself up with one arm, then adjusted the other hand, gradually working himself up to waist height with the sill. But the sill was too narrow for him; that was as far as he could get on his own, and it was hard for me to watch a feat that could have either hardened my conscience or softened my heart. But I finally recognized his clumsy verse. I’m embarrassed to admit it was part of my own writing in the school magazine back in the day. So Raffles knew the words better than I did, yet he didn’t even try to flatter me to win me over! He had already won me: in an instant, my rounded shoulders became a platform for those dangling feet. And before long, I heard the familiar metallic snap, followed by the slow and gentle lifting of a sash, so quiet that it was almost inaudible to me standing just below.

Raffles went through hands first, disappeared for an instant, then leaned out, lowering his hands for me.

Raffles went in headfirst, vanished for a moment, then leaned out, extending his hands to me.

"Come on, Bunny! You're safer in than out. Hang on to the sill and let me get you under the arms. Now all together—quietly does it—and over you come!"

"Come on, Bunny! You're safer in here than out there. Hold on to the windowsill and let me grab you under the arms. Now, on the count of three—nice and easy—and here you go!"

No need to dwell on our proceedings in the bank. I myself had small part in the scene, being[145] posted rather in the wings, at the foot of the stairs leading to the private premises in which the manager had his domestic being. But I made my mind easy about him, for in the silence of my watch I soon detected a nasal note overhead, and it was resonant and aggressive as the man himself. Of Raffles, on the contrary, I heard nothing, for he had shut the door between us, and I was to warn him if a single sound came through. I need scarcely add that no warning was necessary during the twenty minutes we remained in the bank. Raffles afterward assured me that nineteen of them had been spent in filing one key; but one of his latest inventions was a little thick velvet bag in which he carried the keys; and this bag had two elastic mouths, which closed so tightly about either wrist that he could file away, inside, and scarcely hear it himself. As for these keys, they were clever counterfeits of typical patterns by two great safe-making firms. And Raffles had come by them in a manner all his own, which the criminal world may discover for itself.

No need to focus on what happened at the bank. I had a small role in that situation, being[145] positioned more in the background, at the bottom of the stairs leading to the private area where the manager lived. But I felt reassured about him, as in the silence of my watch I soon picked up on a nasal sound overhead, which was as loud and bold as the man himself. On the other hand, I heard nothing from Raffles, since he had closed the door between us, and my job was to alert him if I heard even a single noise. I hardly need to mention that no warning was needed during the twenty minutes we spent in the bank. Raffles later told me that nineteen of those minutes had been used to file one key; however, one of his latest inventions was a slightly thick velvet bag in which he kept the keys, and this bag had two elastic openings that snugly fit around either wrist, allowing him to file inside and barely hear it himself. As for those keys, they were smart replicas of standard designs from two major safe-making companies. Raffles had obtained them in a uniquely his way, which the criminal world can figure out for itself.

When he opened the door and beckoned to me, I knew by his face that he had succeeded to his satisfaction, and by experience better than to question him on the point. Indeed, the first thing was to get out of the bank; for the stars were drowning[146] in a sky of ink and water, and it was a comfort to feel that we could fly straight to our beds. I said so in whispers as Raffles cautiously opened our window and peeped out. In an instant his head was in, and for another I feared the worst.

When he opened the door and waved me in, I could tell from his expression that he was happy with the outcome, and I had learned better than to question him about it. Honestly, the first priority was to get out of the bank; the stars were fading into a dark, inky sky, and it was a relief to know we could head straight to our beds. I mentioned this in a low voice as Raffles carefully opened our window and looked outside. In an instant, his head was back inside, and for a moment, I was worried about what might happen next.

"What was that, Bunny? No, you don't, my son! There's not a soul in sight that I can see, but you never know, and we may as well lay a scent while we're about it. Ready? Then follow me, and never mind the window."

"What was that, Bunny? No way, my son! There's nobody around that I can see, but you never know, so we might as well leave a scent while we’re at it. Ready? Then follow me, and don't worry about the window."

With that he dropped softly into the street, and I after him, turning to the right instead of the left, and that at a brisk trot instead of the innocent walk which had brought us to the bank. Like mice we scampered past the great schoolroom, with its gable snipping a paler sky than ever, and the shadows melting even in the colonnade underneath. Masters' houses flitted by on the left, lesser landmarks on either side, and presently we were running our heads into the dawn, one under either hedge of the Stockley road.

With that, he quietly jumped down into the street, and I followed him, turning to the right instead of the left, and doing it at a quick jog instead of the casual walk that had brought us to the bank. Like little mice, we hurried past the big schoolroom, with its roof cutting into a sky that looked paler than ever, and the shadows fading even in the colonnade below. The teachers' houses flashed by on the left, smaller landmarks on both sides, and soon we were racing into the dawn, one of us under each hedge along Stockley road.

"Did you see that light in Nab's just now?" cried Raffles as he led.

"Did you see that light in Nab's just now?" shouted Raffles as he took the lead.

"No; why?" I panted, nearly spent.

"No; why?" I gasped, almost out of breath.

"It was in Nab's dressing-room."

"It was in Nab's dressing room."

"Yes?"[147]

"Yes?"

"I've seen it there before," continued Raffles. "He never was a good sleeper, and his ears reach to the street. I wouldn't like to say how often I was chased by him in the small hours! I believe he knew who it was toward the end, but Nab was not the man to accuse you of what he couldn't prove."

"I've noticed him there before," Raffles continued. "He was never a sound sleeper, and he could hear everything from the street. I can’t say how many times he chased me in the early morning hours! I think he figured out who it was by the end, but Nab wasn't the type to accuse you of something he couldn't prove."

I had no breath for comment. And on sped Raffles like a yacht before the wind, and on I blundered like a wherry at sea, making heavy weather all the way, and nearer foundering at every stride. Suddenly, to my deep relief, Raffles halted, but only to tell me to stop my pipes while he listened.

I was too stunned to speak. Raffles moved ahead like a yacht racing before the wind, while I stumbled along like a small boat struggling in rough seas, feeling like I was about to sink with every step. Suddenly, to my great relief, Raffles stopped, but only to tell me to quiet down while he listened.

"It's all right, Bunny," he resumed, showing me a glowing face in the dawn. "History's on its own tracks once more, and I'll bet you it's dear old Nab on ours! Come on, Bunny; run to the last gasp, and leave the rest to me."

"It's okay, Bunny," he continued, his face shining in the morning light. "History is on its own path again, and I bet it's good old Nab on ours! Let's go, Bunny; give it your all, and I'll handle the rest."

I was past arguing, and away he went. There was no help for it but to follow as best I could. Yet I had vastly preferred to collapse on the spot, and trust to Raffles's resource, as before very long I must. I had never enjoyed long wind and the hours that we kept in town may well have aggravated the deficiency. Raffles, however, was in first-class training from first-class cricket, and he had no[148] mercy on Nab or me. But the master himself was an old Oxford miler, who could still bear it better than I; nay, as I flagged and stumbled, I heard him pounding steadily behind.

I was done arguing, and off he went. There was nothing to do but follow as best as I could. Still, I really would have preferred to just collapse right there and rely on Raffles's quick thinking, which I would have to do pretty soon anyway. I've never been good with endurance, and the late nights we had in town probably didn’t help. Raffles, though, was in top shape from playing first-class cricket, and he showed no mercy to Nab or me. The master himself was an experienced Oxford runner, who could still handle it better than I could; as I struggled and stumbled, I could hear him pounding steadily behind me.

"Come on, come on, or he'll do us!" cried Raffles shrilly over his shoulder; and a gruff sardonic laugh came back over mine. It was pearly morning now, but we had run into a shallow mist that took me by the throat and stabbed me to the lungs. I coughed and coughed, and stumbled in my stride, until down I went, less by accident than to get it over, and so lay headlong in my tracks. And old Nab dealt me a verbal kick as he passed.

"Come on, come on, or he's going to catch us!" Raffles shouted frantically over his shoulder, and a rough, sarcastic laugh echoed back at me. It was early morning now, but we had run into a shallow mist that choked me and felt like a stab to my lungs. I coughed repeatedly and stumbled in my steps until I finally fell, not so much by accident as to get it over with, and lay flat in my path. And old Nab gave me a verbal jab as he walked by.

"You beast!" he growled, as I have known him growl it in form.

"You monster!" he growled, just like I've heard him growl before.

But Raffles himself had abandoned the flight on hearing my downfall, and I was on hands and knees just in time to see the meeting between him and old Nab. And there stood Raffles in the silvery mist, laughing with his whole light heart, leaning back to get the full flavor of his mirth; and, nearer me, sturdy old Nab, dour and grim, with beads of dew on the hoary beard that had been lamp-black in our time.

But Raffles had given up trying to escape when he heard I had fallen, and I was on my hands and knees just in time to see him meet old Nab. There stood Raffles in the silvery mist, laughing genuinely, leaning back to enjoy his laughter fully; and closer to me was sturdy old Nab, serious and stern, with beads of dew on his gray beard that used to be dark in our time.

"So I've caught you at last!" said he. "After more years than I mean to count!"

"So I finally caught you!" he said. "After more years than I want to think about!"

"Then you're luckier than we are, sir," answered[149] Raffles, "for I fear our man has given us the slip."

"Then you’re luckier than we are, sir," replied[149] Raffles, "because I think our guy has managed to escape us."

"Your man!" echoed Nab. His bushy eyebrows had shot up: it was as much as I could do to keep my own in their place.

"Your man!" Nab exclaimed. His bushy eyebrows shot up, and I could barely keep mine from doing the same.

"We were indulging in the chase ourselves," explained Raffles, "and one of us has suffered for his zeal, as you can see. It is even possible that we, too, have been chasing a perfectly innocent man."

"We were caught up in the chase ourselves," Raffles explained, "and one of us has paid the price for his eagerness, as you can see. It's even possible that we were chasing an absolutely innocent man."

"Not to say a reformed character," said our pursuer dryly. "I suppose you don't mean a member of the school?" he added, pinking his man suddenly as of yore, with all the old barbed acumen.

"Not to say a reformed character," said our pursuer dryly. "I guess you don't mean a member of the school?" he added, suddenly bringing his man to attention like in the past, with all the old sharp wit.

But Raffles was now his match.

But Raffles was now his equal.

"That would be carrying reformation rather far, sir. No, as I say, I may have been mistaken in the first instance; but I had put out my light and was looking out of the window when I saw a fellow behaving quite suspiciously. He was carrying his boots and creeping along in his socks—which must be why you never heard him, sir. They make less noise than rubber soles even—that is, they must, you know! Well, Bunny had just left me, so I hauled him out and we both crept down to play detective. No sign of the fellow! We had a look in the colonnade—I thought I heard[150] him—and that gave us no end of a hunt for nothing. But just as we were leaving he came padding past under our noses, and that's where we took up the chase. Where he'd been in the meantime I have no idea; very likely he'd done no harm; but it seemed worth while finding out. He had too good a start, though, and poor Bunny had too bad a wind."

"That would be taking reformation a bit too far, sir. No, as I said, I might have been wrong at first; but I had turned off my light and was looking out the window when I saw a guy acting pretty suspiciously. He was carrying his boots and sneaking around in his socks—which is probably why you didn’t hear him, sir. They’re quieter than rubber soles even—that is, they must be, you know! Well, Bunny had just left me, so I dragged him out and we both sneaked down to play detective. No sign of the guy! We checked the colonnade—I thought I heard[150] him—and that led us on quite a wild goose chase. But just as we were about to leave, he walked right past us, and that's when we started chasing him. Where he’d been in the meantime, I have no idea; he probably hadn’t done any harm; but it seemed worthwhile to find out. He had too good a head start, though, and poor Bunny didn't have the stamina."

"You should have gone on and let me rip," said I, climbing to my feet at last.

"You should have just let me go for it," I said, finally getting to my feet.

"As it is, however, we will all let the other fellow do so," said old Nab in a genial growl. "And you two had better turn into my house and have something to keep the morning cold out."

"As it is, though, we'll all let someone else take care of it," said old Nab with a friendly grumble. "And you two should come into my house and have something to warm up from the morning chill."

You may imagine with what alacrity we complied; and yet I am bound to confess that I had never liked Nab at school. I still remember my term in his form. He had a caustic tongue and a fine assortment of damaging epithets, most of which were levelled at my devoted skull during those three months. I now discovered that he also kept a particularly mellow Scotch whiskey, an excellent cigar, and a fund of anecdote of which a mordant wit was the worthy bursar. Enough to add that he kept us laughing in his study until the chapel bells rang him out.

You can imagine how quickly we went along with it; though I have to admit, I had never liked Nab in school. I still remember being in his class. He had a sharp tongue and a great collection of hurtful nicknames, most of which were aimed at me during those three months. I now found out that he also had a smooth Scotch whiskey, a great cigar, and a treasure trove of stories delivered with a biting sense of humor. Just to add, he kept us laughing in his study until the chapel bells rang him out.

As for Raffles, he appeared to me to feel far[151] more compunction for the fable which he had been compelled to foist upon one of the old masters than for the immeasurably graver offence against society and another Old Boy. This, indeed, did not worry him at all; and the story was received next day with absolute credulity on all sides. Nasmyth himself was the first to thank us both for our spirited effort on his behalf; and the incident had the ironic effect of establishing an immediate entente cordiale between Raffles and his very latest victim. I must confess, however, that for my own part I was thoroughly uneasy during the Old Boys' second innings, when Raffles made a selfish score, instead of standing by me to tell his own story in his own way. There was never any knowing with what new detail he was about to embellish it: and I have still to receive full credit for the tact that it required to follow his erratic lead convincingly. Seldom have I been more thankful than when our train started next morning, and the poor, unsuspecting Nasmyth himself waved us a last farewell from the platform.

As for Raffles, it seemed to me that he felt much more regret for the lie he had to pass off on one of the old masters than for the far more serious offense against society and another Old Boy. In fact, this didn’t bother him at all; and the story was accepted the next day with complete trust from everyone. Nasmyth himself was the first to thank both of us for our bold effort on his behalf, and the whole incident ironically created an immediate entente cordiale between Raffles and his latest victim. I must admit, however, that I was really uneasy during the Old Boys' second innings when Raffles selfishly scored instead of sticking by me to tell his own story in his own way. There was no telling what new detail he was about to add: and I still need full credit for the skill it took to convincingly follow his unpredictable lead. I have rarely been more grateful than when our train started the next morning, and the poor, unsuspecting Nasmyth waved us a final goodbye from the platform.

"Lucky we weren't staying at Nab's," said Raffles, as he lit a Sullivan and opened his Daily Mail at its report of the robbery. "There was one thing Nab would have spotted like the downy old bird he always was and will be."[152]

"Lucky we weren't at Nab's," Raffles said as he lit a Sullivan and opened his Daily Mail to read about the robbery. "There's one thing Nab would have caught right away, just like the old bird he’s always been." [152]

He kept us laughing in his study until the chapel bells rang him out. He kept us laughing in his office until the chapel bells rang.

"What was that?"

"What was that?"

"The front door must have been found duly barred and bolted in the morning, and yet we let them assume that we came out that way. Nab would have pounced on the point, and by this time we might have been nabbed ourselves."

"The front door must have been found properly locked and secured in the morning, and yet we let them think that we left that way. Nab would have jumped on that detail, and by now we might have been caught ourselves."

It was but a little over a hundred sovereigns that Raffles had taken, and, of course, he had resolutely eschewed any and every form of paper money. He posted his own first contribution of twenty-five pounds to the Founder's Fund immediately on our return to town, before rushing off to more first-class cricket, and I gathered that the rest would follow piecemeal as he deemed it safe. By an odd coincidence, however, a mysterious but magnificent donation of a hundred guineas was almost simultaneously received in notes by the treasurer of the Founder's Fund, from one who simply signed himself "Old Boy." The treasurer happened to be our late host, the new man at our old house, and he wrote to congratulate Raffles on what he was pleased to consider a direct result of the latter's speech. I did not see the letter that Raffles wrote in reply, but in due course I heard the name of the mysterious contributor. He was said to be no other than Nipper Nasmyth himself. I asked Raffles if it was true. He replied that he would ask old [153]Nipper point-blank if he came up as usual to the 'Varsity match, and if they had the luck to meet. And not only did this happen, but I had the greater luck to be walking round the ground with Raffles when we encountered our shabby friend in front of the pavilion.

It was just a little over a hundred pounds that Raffles had taken, and, of course, he had firmly avoided any kind of paper money. He made his first contribution of twenty-five pounds to the Founder's Fund right after we returned to town, before hurrying off to more first-class cricket, and I gathered that the rest would come in bits as he found it safe. By a strange coincidence, however, a mysterious but generous donation of a hundred guineas was almost simultaneously received in notes by the treasurer of the Founder's Fund, from someone who only signed himself "Old Boy." The treasurer happened to be our former host, the new guy at our old place, and he wrote to congratulate Raffles on what he believed to be a direct result of Raffles's speech. I didn't see the letter that Raffles wrote in response, but eventually, I heard who the mysterious donor was. It was said to be none other than Nipper Nasmyth himself. I asked Raffles if that was true. He said he would ask old [153]Nipper directly if he came up as usual to the 'Varsity match, and if they had the chance to meet. And not only did this happen, but I was even luckier to be walking around the ground with Raffles when we ran into our shabby friend in front of the pavilion.

"My dear fellow," cried Raffles, "I hear it was you who gave that hundred guineas by stealth to the very movement you denounced. Don't deny it, and don't blush to find it fame. Listen to me. There was a great lot in what you said; but it's the kind of thing we ought all to back, whether we strictly approve of it in our hearts or not."

"My dear friend," Raffles exclaimed, "I heard it was you who secretly donated that hundred guineas to the very cause you condemned. Don't deny it, and don't be embarrassed to find it admirable. Listen to me. You made some great points; but it's the kind of thing we should all support, whether we completely agree with it in our hearts or not."

"Exactly, Raffles, but the fact is——"

"Exactly, Raffles, but the truth is——"

"I know what you're going to say. Don't say it. There's not one in a thousand who would do as you've done, and not one in a million who would do it anonymously."

"I know what you're about to say. Don't say it. There's not one in a thousand who would do what you’ve done, and not one in a million who would do it without taking credit."

"But what makes you think I did it, Raffles?"

"But why do you think I did it, Raffles?"

"Everybody is saying so. You will find it all over the place when you get back. You will find yourself the most popular man down there, Nasmyth!"

"Everyone is saying that. You’ll see it everywhere when you get back. You’ll find that you’re the most popular guy down there, Nasmyth!"

I never saw a nobler embarrassment than that of this awkward, ungainly, cantankerous man: all his angles seemed to have been smoothed away: there was something quite human in the flushed, undecided, wistful face.[154]

I never saw a more noble embarrassment than that of this clumsy, difficult man: all his sharp edges seemed to have been softened. There was something very human about his flushed, uncertain, longing face.[154]

"I never was popular in my life," he said. "I don't want to buy my popularity now. To be perfectly candid with you, Raffles——"

"I was never popular in my life," he said. "I don't want to buy my popularity now. To be completely honest with you, Raffles——"

"Don't! I can't stop to hear. They're ringing the bell. But you shouldn't have been angry with me for saying you were a generous good chap, Nasmyth, when you were one all the time. Good-by, old fellow!"

"Don't! I can't stop to listen. They're ringing the bell. But you shouldn't have been mad at me for saying you were a generous good guy, Nasmyth, when you always were. Goodbye, my friend!"

But Nasmyth detained us a second more. His hesitation was at an end. There was a sudden new light in his face.

But Nasmyth held us back for another moment. His indecision was over. A sudden new brightness appeared on his face.

"Was I?" he cried. "Then I'll make it two hundred, and damn the odds!"

"Was I?" he shouted. "Then I'll make it two hundred, and forget the odds!"

Raffles was a thoughtful man as we went to our seats. He saw nobody, would acknowledge no remark. Neither did he attend to the cricket for the first half-hour after lunch; instead, he eventually invited me to come for a stroll on the practice ground, where, however, we found two chairs aloof from the fascinating throng.

Raffles was deep in thought as we took our seats. He didn't notice anyone and didn’t respond to any comments. He didn't even pay attention to the cricket for the first half-hour after lunch; instead, he eventually asked me to join him for a walk on the practice ground, where we found two chairs away from the exciting crowd.

"I am not often sorry, Bunny, as you know," he began. "But I have been sorry since the interval. I've been sorry for poor old Nipper Nasmyth. Did you see the idea of being popular dawn upon him for the first time in his life?"

"I don't usually feel sorry, Bunny, as you know," he started. "But I've felt sorry since the break. I've felt sorry for poor old Nipper Nasmyth. Did you notice the moment he realized he wanted to be popular for the first time in his life?"

"I did; but you had nothing to do with that, my dear man."[155]

"I did; but you weren't involved in that, my dear man."[155]

Raffles shook his head over me as our eyes met.

Raffles shook his head at me as our eyes connected.

"I had everything to do with it. I tried to make him tell the meanest lie. I made sure he would, and for that matter he nearly did. Then, at the last moment, he saw how to hedge things with his conscience. And his second hundred will be a real gift."

"I was totally involved in it. I tried to get him to tell the worst lie. I made sure he almost did. But at the last second, he figured out how to protect his conscience. And his second hundred will be a genuine gift."

"You mean under his own name?"

"You mean using his own name?"

"And with his own free-will. My good Bunny, is it possible you don't know what I did with the hundred we drew from that bank!"

"And with his own free will. My good Bunny, is it really possible that you don't know what I did with the hundred we took out from that bank!"

"I knew what you were going to do with it," said I. "I didn't know you had actually got further than the twenty-five you told me you were sending as your own contribution."

"I knew what you were planning to do with it," I said. "I didn’t realize you had actually gone beyond the twenty-five you mentioned you were sending as your own contribution."

Raffles rose abruptly from his chair.

Raffles suddenly got up from his chair.

"And you actually thought that came out of his money?"

"And you really thought that came from his money?"

"Naturally."

"Of course."

"In my name?"

"In my name?"

"I thought so."

"Yeah, I figured that."

Raffles stared at me inscrutably for some moments, and for some more at the great white numbers over the grand-stand.

Raffles looked at me with an unreadable expression for a few moments, and then he glanced at the large white numbers displayed above the grandstand.

"We may as well have another look at the cricket," said he. "It's difficult to see the board from here, but I believe there's another man out."

"We might as well take another look at the cricket," he said. "It's hard to see the board from here, but I think another player is out."


A Bad Night

T

here was to be a certain little wedding in which Raffles and I took a surreptitious interest. The bride-elect was living in some retirement, with a recently widowed mother and an asthmatical brother, in a mellow hermitage on the banks of the Mole. The bridegroom was a prosperous son of the same suburban soil which had nourished both families for generations. The wedding presents were so numerous as to fill several rooms at the pretty retreat upon the Mole, and of an intrinsic value calling for a special transaction with the Burglary Insurance Company in Cheapside. I cannot say how Raffles obtained all this information. I only know that it proved correct in each particular. I was not indeed deeply interested before the event, since Raffles assured me that it was "a one-man job," and naturally intended to be the one man himself. It was only at the eleventh hour that our positions were inverted by the wholly unexpected selection of Raffles for the English team in the Second Test Match.[157]

There was going to be a little wedding that Raffles and I were secretly interested in. The bride-to-be was living quietly with her recently widowed mother and her brother, who had asthma, in a cozy home by the Mole River. The groom was a successful guy from the same suburban area that had supported both families for generations. There were so many wedding gifts that they filled several rooms in the lovely retreat along the Mole, and their value required us to arrange a special deal with the Burglary Insurance Company in Cheapside. I can't say how Raffles found out all this information. I just know it turned out to be right in every detail. I wasn't really that interested before the wedding since Raffles told me it would be "a one-man job," and he planned to be that man. It wasn't until the last minute that our roles flipped because Raffles was unexpectedly picked for the English team in the Second Test Match.[157]

In a flash I saw the chance of my criminal career. It was some years since Raffles had served his country in these encounters; he had never thought to be called upon again, and his gratification was only less than his embarrassment. The match was at Old Trafford, on the third Thursday, Friday, and Saturday in July; the other affair had been all arranged for the Thursday night, the night of the wedding at East Molesey. It was for Raffles to choose between the two excitements, and for once I helped him to make up his mind. I duly pointed out to him that in Surrey, at all events, I was quite capable of taking his place. Nay, more, I insisted at once on my prescriptive right and on his patriotic obligation in the matter. In the country's name and in my own, I implored him to give it and me a chance; and for once, as I say, my arguments prevailed. Raffles sent his telegram—it was the day before the match. We then rushed down to Esher, and over every inch of the ground by that characteristically circuitous route which he enjoined on me for the next night. And at six in the evening I was receiving the last of my many instructions through a window of the restaurant car.

In an instant, I saw the opportunity for my criminal career. It had been a few years since Raffles had served his country in these situations; he never expected to be called upon again, and his satisfaction was only slightly less than his embarrassment. The match was set for Old Trafford, on the third Thursday, Friday, and Saturday in July; the other event was all planned for Thursday night, the night of the wedding in East Molesey. It was up to Raffles to choose between the two thrilling events, and this time I helped him decide. I pointed out that in Surrey, at least, I could easily take his place. What's more, I insisted on my rightful claim and his patriotic duty in this matter. In the name of my country and myself, I urged him to give it and me a shot; and for once, like I said, my arguments won. Raffles sent his telegram—it was the day before the match. We then hurried down to Esher, covering every inch of the ground via that typically roundabout route he instructed me to follow for the next night. And at six in the evening, I was receiving the last of my many instructions through a window of the dining car.

"Only promise me not to take a revolver," said Raffles in a whisper. "Here are my keys; there's[158] an old life-preserver somewhere in the bureau; take that, if you like—though what you take I rather fear you are the chap to use!"

"Just promise me you won’t grab a gun," Raffles whispered. "Here are my keys; there’s [158] an old life preserver in the drawer; take that if you want—though whatever you choose, I’m worried you might actually use it!"

"Then the rope be round my own neck!" I whispered back. "Whatever else I may do, Raffles, I shan't give you away; and you'll find I do better than you think, and am worth trusting with a little more to do, or I'll know the reason why!"

"Then the rope is around my own neck!" I whispered back. "Whatever else I do, Raffles, I won't betray you; and you'll see that I do better than you think, and I'm worth trusting with a little more responsibility, or I'll find out why!"

And I meant to know it, as he was borne out of Euston with raised eyebrows, and I turned grimly on my heel. I saw his fears for me; and nothing could have made me more fearless for myself. Raffles had been wrong about me all these years; now was my chance to set him right. It was galling to feel that he had no confidence in my coolness or my nerve, when neither had ever failed him at a pinch. I had been loyal to him through rough and smooth. In many an ugly corner I had stood as firm as Raffles himself. I was his right hand, and yet he never hesitated to make me his catspaw. This time, at all events, I should be neither one nor the other; this time I was the understudy playing lead at last; and I wish I could think that Raffles ever realized with what gusto I threw myself into his part.

And I intended to show him, as he was carried out of Euston with raised eyebrows, and I turned away with determination. I could see his worries for me; and nothing could have made me more confident in myself. Raffles had misjudged me all these years; now I had my chance to prove him wrong. It was frustrating to feel that he didn’t trust my composure or my courage, especially since I’d never let him down in a tough situation. I had been loyal to him through thick and thin. In many difficult moments, I had stood as strong as Raffles himself. I was his right hand, yet he never hesitated to use me as his tool. This time, at least, I wouldn’t be either; this time I was the understudy finally taking the lead; and I wish I could believe that Raffles ever understood how passionately I embraced his role.

Thus I was first out of a crowded theatre train at[159] Esher next night, and first down the stairs into the open air. The night was close and cloudy; and the road to Hampton Court, even now that the suburban builder has marked much of it for his own, is one of the darkest I know. The first mile is still a narrow avenue, a mere tunnel of leaves at mid-summer; but at that time there was not a lighted pane or cranny by the way. Naturally, it was in this blind reach that I fancied I was being followed. I stopped in my stride; so did the steps I made sure I had heard not far behind; and when I went on, they followed suit. I dried my forehead as I walked, but soon brought myself to repeat the experiment when an exact repetition of the result went to convince me that it had been my own echo all the time. And since I lost it on getting quit of the avenue, and coming out upon the straight and open road, I was not long in recovering from my scare. But now I could see my way, and found the rest of it without mishap, though not without another semblance of adventure. Over the bridge across the Mole, when about to turn to the left, I marched straight upon a policeman in rubber soles. I had to call him "officer" as I passed, and to pass my turning by a couple of hundred yards, before venturing back another way.

So I was the first one out of the packed theater train at[159] Esher the next night, and the first down the stairs into the fresh air. The night was humid and overcast; and the road to Hampton Court, even with all the suburban development, is still one of the darkest I know. The first mile remains a narrow avenue, just a tunnel of leaves in the middle of summer; but at that moment, there wasn’t a single light in sight. Naturally, it was in this dark stretch that I thought someone was following me. I stopped in my tracks; so did the footsteps I was sure I heard right behind me; and when I started walking again, they did too. I wiped my forehead as I continued, but soon I decided to try again, and the exact same thing happening convinced me it had just been my own echo all along. And since I lost the sound after leaving the avenue and stepping onto the straight and open road, I quickly got over my scare. But now I could see clearly, and made it the rest of the way without any trouble, though not without another hint of adventure. As I crossed the bridge over the Mole and was about to turn left, I walked right into a police officer in rubber soles. I had to call him "officer" as I passed and ended up missing my turn by a couple of hundred yards before I dared to head back another way.

At last I had crept through a garden gate, and[160] round by black windows to a black lawn drenched with dew. It had been a heating walk, and I was glad to blunder on a garden seat, most considerately placed under a cedar which added its own darkness to that of the night. Here I rested a few minutes, putting up my feet to keep them dry, untying my shoes to save time, and generally facing the task before me with a coolness which I strove to make worthy of my absent chief. But mine was a self-conscious quality, as far removed from the original as any other deliberate imitation of genius. I actually struck a match on my trousers, and lit one of the shorter Sullivans. Raffles himself would not have done such a thing at such a moment. But I wished to tell him that I had done it; and in truth I was not more than pleasurably afraid; I had rather that impersonal curiosity as to the issue which has been the saving of me in still more precarious situations. I even grew impatient for the fray, and could not after all sit still as long as I had intended. So it happened that I was finishing my cigarette on the edge of the wet lawn, and about to slip off my shoes before stepping across the gravel to the conservatory door, when a most singular sound arrested me in the act. It was a muffled gasping somewhere overhead. I stood like stone; and my listening attitude must have been[161] visible against the milky sheen of the lawn, for a labored voice hailed me sternly from a window.

At last, I had crept through a garden gate, and[160] around black windows to a dark lawn soaked with dew. It had been a long walk, and I was happy to stumble onto a garden seat, thoughtfully placed under a cedar that added its own shadows to the night. I rested here for a few minutes, putting my feet up to keep them dry, untying my shoes to save time, and generally trying to face the task ahead with a calmness I hoped would do justice to my absent boss. But mine was a self-aware sort of coolness, far from the original, like any other attempt to copy brilliance. I even struck a match on my pants and lit one of the shorter Sullivans. Raffles himself wouldn’t have done something like that at such a moment. But I wanted to tell him I had done it; honestly, I was only mildly nervous; I had more of that detached curiosity about how things would turn out, which has saved me in even riskier situations. I even grew impatient for action and couldn’t sit still as long as I had planned. So, I found myself finishing my cigarette on the edge of the damp lawn and about to take off my shoes before stepping across the gravel to the conservatory door when an unusual sound caught my attention. It was a muffled gasping coming from somewhere above me. I froze in place; my listening stance must have been[161] visible against the pale glow of the lawn, because a strained voice called out to me sternly from a window.

"Who on earth are you?" it wheezed.

"Who on earth are you?" it gasped.

"A detective officer," I replied, "sent down by the Burglary Insurance Company."

"A detective," I replied, "sent by the Burglary Insurance Company."

Not a moment had I paused for my precious fable. It had all been prepared for me by Raffles, in case of need. I was merely repeating a lesson in which I had been closely schooled. But at the window there was pause enough, filled only by the uncanny wheezing of the man I could not see.

Not a moment did I stop to think about my precious story. Raffles had everything ready for me, just in case I needed it. I was just going over a lesson I had been trained in thoroughly. But at the window, there was plenty of silence, filled only by the eerie wheezing of the man I couldn't see.

"I don't see why they should have sent you down," he said at length. "We are being quite well looked after by the local police; they're giving us a special call every hour."

"I don't understand why they sent you here," he said after a while. "We're getting great support from the local police; they're checking in on us every hour."

"I know that, Mr. Medlicott," I rejoined on my own account. "I met one of them at the corner just now, and we passed the time of night."

"I know that, Mr. Medlicott," I replied for myself. "I just ran into one of them at the corner, and we exchanged greetings."

My heart was knocking me to bits. I had started for myself at last.

My heart was racing like crazy. I had finally set out on my own.

"Did you get my name from him?" pursued my questioner, in a suspicious wheeze.

"Did he give you my name?" my questioner continued, sounding suspicious.

"No; they gave me that before I started," I replied. "But I'm sorry you saw me, sir; it's a mere matter of routine, and not intended to annoy anybody. I propose to keep a watch on the place all night, but I own it wasn't necessary to trespass[162] as I've done. I'll take myself off the actual premises, if you prefer it."

"No; they gave me that before I started," I said. "But I'm sorry you saw me, sir; it's just a routine thing, and I didn't mean to bother anyone. I plan to keep an eye on the place all night, but I admit I didn't need to go on the property like I did. I'll leave the actual premises if you'd rather I did."

This again was all my own; and it met with a success that might have given me confidence.

This was all my own again, and it was successful enough that it could have boosted my confidence.

"Not a bit of it," replied young Medlicott, with a grim geniality. "I've just woke up with the devil of an attack of asthma, and may have to sit up in my chair till morning. You'd better come up and see me through, and kill two birds while you're about it. Stay where you are, and I'll come down and let you in."

"Not at all," replied young Medlicott, with a cheerful grimness. "I just woke up with a terrible asthma attack and might have to stay seated in my chair until morning. You'd better come up and help me out, and while you're at it, you can take care of two things at once. Stay put, and I'll come down to let you in."

Here was a dilemma which Raffles himself had not foreseen! Outside, in the dark, my audacious part was not hard to play; but to carry the improvisation in-doors was to double at once the difficulty and the risk. It was true that I had purposely come down in a true detective's overcoat and bowler; but my personal appearance was hardly of the detective type. On the other hand as the soi-disant guardian of the gifts one might only excite suspicion by refusing to enter the house where they were. Nor could I forget that it was my purpose to effect such entry first or last. That was the casting consideration. I decided to take my dilemma by the horns.

Here was a dilemma that Raffles hadn't anticipated! Outside, in the darkness, playing my bold role wasn’t too difficult; but bringing the act indoors immediately increased both the challenge and the risk. It was true that I had deliberately chosen to wear a true detective's overcoat and bowler hat; however, I hardly looked the part of a detective. On the other hand, as the supposed guardian of the valuables, I could arouse suspicion by refusing to go into the house where they were kept. I also couldn’t forget that my goal was to get inside, one way or another. That was the key factor. I decided to face my dilemma head-on.

There had been a scraping of matches in the room over the conservatory; the open window had[163] shown for a moment, like an empty picture-frame, a gigantic shadow wavering on the ceiling; and in the next half-minute I remembered to tie my shoes. But the light was slow to reappear through the leaded glasses of an outer door farther along the path. And when the door opened, it was a figure of woe that stood within and held an unsteady candle between our faces.

There had been a scraping of matches in the room over the conservatory; the open window had[163] shown for a moment, like an empty picture frame, a huge shadow flickering on the ceiling; and in the next half-minute, I remembered to tie my shoes. But the light took its time coming back through the leaded glass of a door further down the path. And when the door opened, a figure of misery stood there, holding a shaky candle between us.

I have seen old men look half their age, and young men look double theirs; but never before or since have I seen a beardless boy bent into a man of eighty, gasping for every breath, shaken by every gasp, swaying, tottering, and choking, as if about to die upon his feet. Yet with it all, young Medlicott overhauled me shrewdly, and it was several moments before he would let me take the candle from him.

I’ve seen old men look like they’re half their age and young men look like they’re twice as old; but I’ve never before or since seen a boy without a beard who seems like an eighty-year-old man, struggling to breathe, shaken with every gasp, swaying, staggering, and on the verge of choking, as if he’s about to collapse. Yet despite all this, young Medlicott sized me up sharply, and it took several moments before he would let me take the candle from him.

"I shouldn't have come down—made me worse," he began whispering in spurts. "Worse still going up again. You must give me an arm. You will come up? That's right! Not as bad as I look, you know. Got some good whiskey, too. Presents are all right; but if they aren't you'll hear of it in-doors sooner than out. Now I'm ready—thanks! Mustn't make more noise than we can help—wake my mother."

"I shouldn’t have come down—it made things worse," he started whispering in bursts. "It’ll be even worse going back up. You need to give me your arm. You’ll come up? That’s right! I’m not as bad as I look, you know. I’ve got some good whiskey, too. Gifts are nice, but if they aren’t, you’ll hear about it indoors sooner than outside. Now I’m ready—thanks! We shouldn’t make more noise than necessary—don’t want to wake my mom."

It must have taken us minutes to climb that[164] single flight of stairs. There was just room for me to keep his arm in mine; with the other he hauled on the banisters; and so we mounted, step by step, a panting pause on each, and a pitched battle for breath on the half-landing. In the end we gained a cosey library, with an open door leading to a bedroom beyond. But the effort had deprived my poor companion of all power of speech; his laboring lungs shrieked like the wind; he could just point to the door by which we had entered, and which I shut in obedience to his gestures, and then to the decanter and its accessories on the table where he had left them overnight. I gave him nearly half a glassful, and his paroxysm subsided a little as he sat hunched up in a chair.

It must have taken us minutes to climb that[164] single flight of stairs. There was just enough room for me to keep his arm hooked in mine; with the other, he gripped the banister; and so we went up, step by step, pausing to catch our breath on each one, and struggling for air on the half-landing. Eventually, we reached a cozy library, with an open door leading to a bedroom beyond. But the effort had left my poor companion unable to speak; his struggling lungs sounded like the wind; he could only point to the door we had come through, which I closed at his gesture, and then to the decanter and its accessories on the table where he had left them overnight. I poured him nearly half a glass, and his coughing fit eased a bit as he sat hunched over in a chair.

"I was a fool ... to turn in," he blurted in more whispers between longer pauses. "Lying down is the devil ... when you're in for a real bad night. You might get me the brown cigarettes ... on the table in there. That's right ... thanks awfully ... and now a match!"

"I was an idiot ... to give in," he said in hushed tones with long breaks in between. "Lying down is a trap ... when you're facing a really tough night. Could you grab me the brown cigarettes ... from the table in there? That’s right ... thanks a lot ... and now a match!"

The asthmatic had bitten off either end of the stramonium cigarette, and was soon choking himself with the crude fumes, which he inhaled in desperate gulps, to exhale in furious fits of coughing. Never was more heroic remedy; it seemed[165] a form of lingering suicide; but by degrees some slight improvement became apparent, and at length the sufferer was able to sit upright, and to drain his glass with a sigh of rare relief. I sighed also, for I had witnessed a struggle for dear life by a man in the flower of his youth, whose looks I liked, whose smile came like the sun through the first break in his torments, and whose first words were to thank me for the little I had done in bare humanity.

The person with asthma had bitten off both ends of the stramonium cigarette and was soon choking on the harsh fumes, taking desperate inhales and then bursting into fits of coughing. It was nothing short of a heroic remedy; it felt like a kind of slow suicide. But gradually, some slight improvement became noticeable, and eventually, the sufferer could sit up and finish his drink with a deep sigh of rare relief. I also sighed, having witnessed a struggle for life from a young man in his prime, whose appearance I liked, whose smile broke through his pain like sunshine, and whose first words were to thank me for the little I had done out of basic humanity.

That made me feel the thing I was. But the feeling put me on my guard. And I was not unready for the remark which followed a more exhaustive scrutiny than I had hitherto sustained.

That made me aware of who I really was. But that feeling made me cautious. And I was prepared for the comment that came after a closer look than I had experienced before.

"Do you know," said young Medlicott, "that you aren't a bit like the detective of my dreams?"

"Do you know," said young Medlicott, "that you don't resemble the detective I imagined at all?"

"Only to proud to hear it," I replied. "There would be no point in my being in plain clothes if I looked exactly what I was."

"Just proud to hear that," I replied. "There'd be no point in me wearing regular clothes if I looked exactly like what I am."

My companion reassured me with a wheezy laugh.

My friend chuckled with a breathy laugh.

"There's something in that," said he, "although I do congratulate the insurance people on getting a man of your class to do their dirty work. And I congratulate myself," he was quick enough to add, "on having you to see me through as bad a night as I've had for a long time. You're like[166] flowers in the depths of winter. Got a drink? That's right! I suppose you didn't happen to bring down an evening paper?"

"There's something to that," he said, "although I really have to hand it to the insurance folks for getting someone like you to do their dirty work. And I have to pat myself on the back," he quickly added, "for having you help me get through such a rough night. You're like[166] flowers in the middle of winter. Got a drink? That’s right! I guess you didn’t happen to bring an evening paper with you?"

I said I had brought one, but had unfortunately left it in the train.

I said I had brought one, but I unfortunately left it on the train.

"What about the Test Match?" cried my asthmatic, shooting forward in his chair.

"What about the Test Match?" my asthma-prone friend shouted, leaning forward in his chair.

"I can tell you that," said I. "We went in first——"

"I can tell you that," I said. "We went in first——"

"Oh, I know all about that," he interrupted. "I've seen the miserable score up to lunch. How many did we scrape altogether?"

"Oh, I know all about that," he cut in. "I've checked the awful score up to lunch. How many did we manage to get altogether?"

"We're scraping them still."

"We're still scraping them."

"No! How many?"

"No! How many are there?"

"Over two hundred for seven wickets."

"More than two hundred runs for seven wickets."

"Who made the stand?"

"Who took the stand?"

"Raffles, for one. He was 62 not out at close of play!"

"Raffles, for instance. He was 62 not out at the end of the game!"

And the note of admiration rang in my voice, though I tried in my self-consciousness to keep it out. But young Medlicott's enthusiasm proved an ample cloak for mine; it was he who might have been the personal friend of Raffles; and in his delight he chuckled till he puffed and blew again.

And the admiration came through in my voice, even though I tried to hide it because I felt self-conscious. But young Medlicott's excitement covered for mine; he could have been a personal friend of Raffles, and in his joy, he chuckled until he was out of breath.

"Good old Raffles!" he panted in every pause. "After being chosen last, and as a bowler-man![167] That's the cricketer for me, sir; by Jove, we must have another drink in his honor! Funny thing, asthma; your liquor affects your head no more than it does a man with a snake-bite; but it eases everything else, and sees you through. Doctors will tell you so, but you've got to ask 'em first; they're no good for asthma! I've only known one who could stop an attack, and he knocked me sideways with nitrite of amyl. Funny complaint in other ways; raises your spirits, if anything. You can't look beyond the next breath. Nothing else worries you. Well, well, here's luck to A. J. Raffles, and may he get his century in the morning!"

"Good old Raffles!" he gasped in every break. "After being picked last, and as a bowler! [167] That's the cricketer for me, sir; by golly, we need to have another drink in his honor! It's odd how asthma works; alcohol doesn’t hit your head any harder than it does a guy with a snakebite; but it eases everything else and helps you get by. Doctors will say the same, but you have to ask them first; they aren't any help for asthma! I've only known one who could stop an attack, and he knocked me out with nitrite of amyl. It's a funny condition in other ways too; it lifts your spirits, if anything. You can't think beyond the next breath. Nothing else troubles you. Well, here's to A. J. Raffles, and may he score his century in the morning!"

And he struggled to his feet for the toast; but I drank it sitting down. I felt unreasonably wroth with Raffles, for coming into the conversation as he had done—for taking centuries in Test Matches as he was doing, without bothering his head about me. A failure would have been in better taste; it would have shown at least some imagination, some anxiety on one's account. I did not reflect that even Raffles could scarcely be expected to picture me in my cups with the son of the house that I had come to rob; chatting with him, ministering to him; admiring his cheery courage, and honestly attempting to lighten his[168] load! Truly it was an infernal position: how could I rob him or his after this? And yet I had thrust myself into it; and Raffles would never, never understand!

And he struggled to his feet for the toast, but I drank it sitting down. I felt unreasonably angry at Raffles for jumping into the conversation the way he did—taking his time in Test Matches as he was, without a care for me. A failure would have been more appropriate; it would have shown at least some creativity, some concern for my situation. I didn’t consider that even Raffles could hardly be expected to imagine me drunkenly chatting with the son of the house I planned to rob; engaging with him, looking after him; admiring his cheerful bravery and honestly trying to lighten his[168] burden! It was truly a terrible situation: how could I rob him or his family after this? And yet I had put myself in it; and Raffles would never, ever understand!

Even that was not the worst. I was not quite sure that young Medlicott was sure of me. I had feared this from the beginning, and now (over the second glass that could not possibly affect a man in his condition) he practically admitted as much to me. Asthma was such a funny thing (he insisted) that it would not worry him a bit to discover that I had come to take the presents instead of to take care of them! I showed a sufficiently faint appreciation of the jest. And it was presently punished as it deserved, by the most violent paroxysm that had seized the sufferer yet: the fight for breath became faster and more furious, and the former weapons of no more avail. I prepared a cigarette, but the poor brute was too breathless to inhale. I poured out yet more whiskey, but he put it from him with a gesture.

Even that wasn't the worst part. I wasn't entirely sure that young Medlicott really trusted me. I had worried about this from the start, and now (after the second glass that really couldn't affect someone in his condition) he pretty much admitted it to me. He insisted that asthma was such a strange thing that it wouldn't bother him at all to find out I had come to take the gifts instead of looking after them! I managed to respond with a weak chuckle. And soon enough, I was punished for it as it deserved, with the most intense episode he had experienced yet: his struggle to breathe became quicker and more frantic, and the usual remedies were no longer effective. I tried to roll a cigarette, but the poor guy was too breathless to smoke. I poured him more whiskey, but he waved it away.

"Amyl—get me amyl!" he gasped. "The tin on the table by my bed."

"Amyl—bring me amyl!" he gasped. "The can on the table by my bed."

I rushed into his room, and returned with a little tin of tiny cylinders done up like miniature crackers in scraps of calico; the spent youth broke one in his handkerchief, in which he immediately[169] buried his face. I watched him closely as a subtle odor reached my nostrils; and it was like the miracle of oil upon the billows. His shoulders rested from long travail; the stertorous gasping died away to a quick but natural respiration; and in the sudden cessation of the cruel contest, an uncanny stillness fell upon the scene. Meanwhile the hidden face had flushed to the ears, and, when at length it was raised to mine, its crimson calm was as incongruous as an optical illusion.

I rushed into his room and came back with a small tin of tiny cylinders wrapped like little crackers in bits of fabric. The exhausted young man broke one open in his handkerchief, and he immediately buried his face in it. I watched him closely as a subtle scent reached my nose; it was like the miracle of oil on the waves. His shoulders relaxed from long struggle; the heavy gasping turned into a quick but natural breathing; and in the sudden stop of the harsh battle, an eerie stillness settled over the scene. Meanwhile, his hidden face turned red to his ears, and when he finally raised it to look at me, that flushed calm was as strange as an optical illusion.

"It takes the blood from the heart," he murmured, "and clears the whole show for the moment. If it only lasted! But you can't take two without a doctor; one's quite enough to make you smell the brimstone.... I say, what's up? You're listening to something! If it's the policeman we'll have a word with him."

"It takes the blood from the heart," he murmured, "and clears everything up for a moment. If only it would last! But you can't take two without a doctor; one is quite enough to make you smell the brimstone... I say, what's going on? You're listening to something! If it's the cop, we can have a word with him."

It was not the policeman; it was no out-door sound that I had caught in the sudden cessation of the bout for breath. It was a noise, a footstep, in the room below us. I went to the window and leaned out: right underneath, in the conservatory, was the faintest glimmer of a light in the adjoining room.

It wasn't the cop; there was no outside noise that I noticed in the sudden pause of my breath. It was a sound, a footstep, from the room below us. I went to the window and leaned out: right below, in the conservatory, was the faintest glow of a light in the next room.

"One of the rooms where the presents are!" whispered Medlicott at my elbow. And as we[170] withdrew together, I looked him in the face as I had not done all night.

"One of the rooms where the gifts are!" whispered Medlicott next to me. And as we[170] walked away together, I looked him in the eye as I hadn't done all night.

I looked him in the face like an honest man, for a miracle was to make me one once more. My knot was cut—my course inevitable. Mine, after all, to prevent the very thing that I had come to do! My gorge had long since risen at the deed; the unforeseen circumstances had rendered it impossible from the first; but now I could afford to recognize the impossibility, and to think of Raffles and the asthmatic alike without a qualm. I could play the game by them both, for it was one and the same game. I could preserve thieves' honor, and yet regain some shred of that which I had forfeited as a man!

I looked him in the eye like an honest person, hoping for a miracle to make me one again. My ties were severed—my path was set. It was up to me to stop the very thing I had come to do! I had long felt sick at the thought of the act; the unexpected circumstances had made it impossible from the start; but now I could finally accept that it was impossible, and think of Raffles and the asthmatic without any guilt. I could play both sides, because it was all the same game. I could uphold the thieves' honor, and still reclaim a piece of what I had lost as a person!

So I thought as we stood face to face, our ears straining for the least movement below, our eyes locked in a common anxiety. Another muffled foot-fall—felt rather than heard—and we exchanged grim nods of simultaneous excitement. But by this time Medlicott was as helpless as he had been before; the flush had faded from his face, and his breathing alone would have spoiled everything. In dumb show I had to order him to stay where he was, to leave my man to me. And then it was that in a gusty whisper, with the same shrewd look that had disconcerted me more than[171] once during our vigil, young Medlicott froze and fired my blood by turns.

So I thought as we stood face to face, our ears straining to catch any sound below, our eyes locked in shared anxiety. Another muffled footstep—sensed more than heard—and we exchanged tense nods of simultaneous excitement. But by this point, Medlicott was as helpless as he had been before; the color had drained from his face, and his breathing alone would have ruined everything. In a silent gesture, I had to signal him to stay put, to let me handle my man. And then it was that in a hurried whisper, with the same sharp look that had thrown me off more than [171] once during our wait, young Medlicott both froze and stirred my blood in turns.

"I've been unjust to you," he said, with his right hand in his dressing-gown pocket. "I thought for a bit—never mind what I thought—I soon saw I was wrong. But—I've had this thing in my pocket all the time!"

"I've been unfair to you," he said, with his right hand in his robe pocket. "I thought about it for a moment—never mind what I thought—I quickly realized I was mistaken. But—I’ve had this thing in my pocket the whole time!"

And he would have thrust his revolver upon me as a peace-offering, but I would not even take his hand, as I tapped the life-preserver in my pocket, and crept out to earn his honest grip or to fall in the attempt. On the landing I drew Raffles's little weapon, slipped my right wrist through the leathern loop, and held it in readiness over my right shoulder. Then, down-stairs I stole, as Raffles himself had taught me, close to the wall, where the planks are nailed. Nor had I made a sound, to my knowledge; for a door was open, and a light was burning, and the light did not flicker as I approached the door. I clenched my teeth and pushed it open; and there was the veriest villain waiting for me, his little lantern held aloft.

And he would have handed me his revolver as a peace offering, but I wouldn’t even take his hand as I tapped the life preserver in my pocket and stepped out to earn his honest handshake or fall trying. On the landing, I drew Raffles's small weapon, slipped my right wrist through the leather loop, and held it ready over my right shoulder. Then, I crept downstairs just as Raffles had taught me, close to the wall where the planks are nailed. As far as I knew, I hadn’t made a sound; a door was open, and a light was on, and the light didn’t flicker as I approached. I gritted my teeth and pushed it open; there stood the absolute villain waiting for me, his little lantern held high.

"You blackguard!" I cried, and with a single thwack I felled the ruffian to the floor.

"You scoundrel!" I shouted, and with one swift hit I knocked the thug to the ground.

There was no question of a foul blow. He had been just as ready to pounce on me; it was[172] simply my luck to have got the first blow home. Yet a fellow-feeling touched me with remorse, as I stood over the senseless body, sprawling prone, and perceived that I had struck an unarmed man. The lantern only had fallen from his hands; it lay on one side, smoking horribly; and a something in the reek caused me to set it up in haste and turn the body over with both hands.

There was no doubt about it being a foul blow. He was just as ready to go after me; it was[172] simply my luck to have landed the first hit. Yet a sense of empathy filled me with remorse as I stood over the unconscious body, sprawled out on the ground, realizing that I had struck an unarmed man. The lantern had only fallen from his hands; it lay on its side, smoking badly; and something in the smell made me quickly set it upright and turn the body over with both hands.

Shall I ever forget the incredulous horror of that moment?

Shall I ever forget the unbelievable horror of that moment?

It was Raffles himself!

It was Raffles himself!

How it was possible, I did not pause to ask myself; if one man on earth could annihilate space and time, it was the man lying senseless at my feet; and that was Raffles, without an instant's doubt. He was in villainous guise, which I knew of old, now that I knew the unhappy wearer. His face was grimy, and dexterously plastered with a growth of reddish hair; his clothes were those in which he had followed cabs from the London termini; his boots were muffled in thick socks; and I had laid him low with a bloody scalp that filled my cup of horror. I groaned aloud as I knelt over him and felt his heart. And I was answered by a bronchial whistle from the door.

How it was possible, I didn't stop to ask myself; if anyone on earth could wipe out space and time, it was the man lying unconscious at my feet; and that was Raffles, without a doubt. He looked terrible, which I recognized immediately, now that I knew the unfortunate person wearing it. His face was dirty, covered with a bushy mass of reddish hair; his clothes were the same ones he wore when he followed cabs from the London train stations; his boots were stuffed with thick socks; and I had knocked him out with a bloody head injury that filled me with dread. I groaned as I knelt beside him and checked his heartbeat. In response, I heard a wheezing sound coming from the door.

"Jolly well done!" cheered my asthmatical[173] friend. "I heard the whole thing—only hope my mother didn't. We must keep it from her if we can."

"Great job!" cheered my friend with asthma[173]. "I heard everything—just hope my mom didn't. We need to keep it from her if we can."

I could have cursed the creature's mother from my full heart; yet even with my hand on that of Raffles, as I felt his feeble pulse, I told myself that this served him right. Even had I brained him, the fault had been his, not mine. And it was a characteristic, an inveterate fault, that galled me for all my anguish: to trust and yet distrust me to the end, to race through England in the night, to spy upon me at his work—to do it himself after all!

I could have cursed the creature's mother with all my heart; yet even with my hand on Raffles's, feeling his weak pulse, I reminded myself that he brought this on himself. Even if I had killed him, the blame would have been his, not mine. And it was a trait, a persistent flaw, that bothered me through all my pain: to both trust and distrust me until the very end, to race through England at night, to watch me while I worked—to end up doing it himself after all!

"Is he dead?" wheezed the asthmatic coolly.

"Is he dead?" the asthmatic asked coolly, wheezing.

"Not he," I answered, with an indignation that I dared not show.

"Not him," I replied, with a frustration I didn’t dare express.

"You must have hit him pretty hard," pursued young Medlicott, "but I suppose it was a case of getting first knock. And a good job you got it, if this was his," he added, picking up the murderous little life-preserver which poor Raffles had provided for his own destruction.

"You must have really hit him hard," continued young Medlicott, "but I guess it was a matter of who struck first. And it's a good thing you did, considering this was his," he added, picking up the deadly little weapon that poor Raffles had made for his own downfall.

"Look here," I answered, sitting back on my heels. "He isn't dead, Mr. Medlicott, and I don't know how long he'll be as much as stunned. He's a powerful brute, and you're not fit to lend a hand. But that policeman of yours can't be far away.[174] Do you think you could struggle out and look for him?"

"Listen," I replied, sitting back on my heels. "He’s not dead, Mr. Medlicott, and I have no idea how long he’ll be just stunned. He’s a strong guy, and you’re not in any shape to help. But that policeman of yours can’t be far away.[174] Do you think you could manage to get up and look for him?"

"I suppose I am a bit better than I was," he replied doubtfully. "The excitement seems to have done me good. If you like to leave me on guard with my revolver, I'll undertake that he doesn't escape me."

"I guess I'm a little better than I was," he said uncertainly. "The excitement seems to have helped me. If you want to leave me on watch with my gun, I'll make sure he doesn't get away."

I shook my head with an impatient smile.

I shook my head with a frustrated smile.

"I should never hear the last of it," said I. "No, in that case all I can do is to handcuff the fellow and wait till morning if he won't go quietly; and he'll be a fool if he does, while there's a fighting chance."

"I'll never hear the end of this," I said. "No, in that case, all I can do is handcuff the guy and wait until morning if he won’t go quietly; he’d be a fool if he does, considering there's still a chance to fight."

Young Medlicott glanced upstairs from his post on the threshold. I refrained from watching him too keenly, but I knew what was in his mind.

Young Medlicott looked up from his spot on the threshold. I held back from watching him too closely, but I knew what he was thinking.

"I'll go," he said hurriedly. "I'll go as I am, before my mother is disturbed and frightened out of her life. I owe you something, too, not only for what you've done for me, but for what I was fool enough to think about you at the first blush. It's entirely through you that I feel as fit as I do for the moment. So I'll take your tip, and go just as I am, before my poor old pipes strike up another tune."

"I'll go," he said quickly. "I'll leave just like this, before my mom gets upset and scared out of her mind. I owe you something, not just for what you've done for me, but also for what I was foolish enough to think about you at first. It's completely because of you that I feel as good as I do right now. So I’ll take your advice and head out just as I am, before my old nerves act up again."

I scarcely looked up until the good fellow had turned his back upon the final tableau of watchful[175] officer and prostrate prisoner and gone out wheezing into the night. But I was at the door to hear the last of him down the path and round the corner of the house. And when I rushed back into the room, there was Raffles sitting cross-legged on the floor, and slowly shaking his broken head as he stanched the blood.

I barely looked up until the nice guy had turned away from the final scene of the watchful[175] officer and the helpless prisoner and left, wheezing into the night. But I was at the door to catch the last of him as he walked down the path and around the corner of the house. When I rushed back into the room, there was Raffles sitting cross-legged on the floor, slowly shaking his head and trying to stop the bleeding.

"Et tu, Bunny!" he groaned. "Mine own familiar friend!"

"Even you, Bunny!" he groaned. "My own familiar friend!"

"Then you weren't even stunned!" I exclaimed. "Thank God for that!"

"Then you weren't even shocked!" I said. "Thank goodness for that!"

"Of course I was stunned," he murmured, "and no thanks to you that I wasn't brained. Not to know me in the kit you've seen scores of times! You never looked at me, Bunny; you didn't give me time to open my mouth. I was going to let you run me in so prettily! We'd have walked off arm-in-arm; now it's as tight a place as ever we were in, though you did get rid of old blow-pipes rather nicely. But we shall have the devil's own run for our money!"

"Of course I was shocked," he said quietly, "and it's thanks to you that I wasn't knocked out. Not recognizing me in the outfit you've seen so many times! You never even looked at me, Bunny; you didn't give me a chance to say anything. I was ready to let you take me in so smoothly! We would have walked off arm-in-arm; now we're in as tight a spot as we've ever been, even though you did get rid of those old blow-pipes pretty well. But we’re definitely going to have a hell of a time getting out of this!"

Raffles had picked himself up between his mutterings, and I had followed him to the door into the garden, where he stood busy with the key in the dark, having blown out his lantern and handed it to me. But though I followed Raffles, as my nature must, I was far too embittered to answer[176] him again. And so it was for some minutes that might furnish forth a thrilling page, but not a novel one to those who know their Raffles and put up with me. Suffice it that we left a locked door behind us, and the key on the garden wall, which was the first of half a dozen that we scaled before dropping into a lane that led to a foot-bridge higher up the backwater. And when we paused upon the foot-bridge, the houses along the bank were still in peace and darkness.

Raffles had picked himself up between his grumbles, and I had followed him to the door leading to the garden, where he was fiddling with the key in the dark after blowing out his lantern and handing it to me. But even though I followed Raffles, as I naturally did, I was way too frustrated to respond to him again. So, we stood in silence for a few minutes that could have made an exciting story, but wouldn’t be surprising to anyone who knew Raffles and dealt with me. It’s enough to say we left a locked door behind us, with the key on the garden wall, which was the first of several we climbed over before dropping down into a lane that led to a footbridge farther up the backwater. And when we stopped on the footbridge, the houses along the bank were still peaceful and dark.

The ragged trousers stripped from an evening pair. The torn trousers taken from a pair meant for the evening.

Knowing my Raffles as I did, I was not surprised when he dived under one end of this bridge, and came up with his Inverness cape and opera hat, which he had hidden there on his way to the house. The thick socks were peeled from his patent-leathers, the ragged trousers stripped from an evening pair, bloodstains and Newgate fringe removed at the water's edge, and the whole sepulchre whited in less time than the thing takes to tell. Nor was that enough for Raffles, but he must alter me as well, by wearing my overcoat under his cape, and putting his Zingari scarf about my neck.

Knowing my Raffles like I did, I wasn’t surprised when he dove under one end of the bridge and came up with his Inverness cape and opera hat, which he had stashed there on his way to the house. He removed the thick socks from his patent leather shoes, stripped off the ragged trousers from an evening pair, washed away the bloodstains and Newgate fringe at the water's edge, and made himself presentable in less time than it takes to tell. But that wasn’t enough for Raffles; he also had to change my look by putting my overcoat under his cape and wrapping his Zingari scarf around my neck.

"And now," said he, "you may be glad to hear there's a 3:12 from Surbiton, which we could catch on all fours. If you like we'll go separately, but I don't think there's the slightest danger now, [177]and I begin to wonder what's happening to old blow-pipes."

"And now," he said, "you'll be happy to know there's a 3:12 from Surbiton that we could easily catch. If you’d prefer, we can go separately, but I really don’t think there’s any danger now, [177] and I’m starting to wonder what’s going on with those old blow-pipes."

So, indeed, did I, and with no small concern, until I read of his adventures (and our own) in the newspapers. It seemed that he had made a gallant spurt into the road, and there paid the penalty of his rashness by a sudden incapacity to move another inch. It had eventually taken him twenty minutes to creep back to locked doors, and another ten to ring up the inmates. His description of my personal appearance, as reported in the papers, is the only thing that reconciles me to the thought of his sufferings during that half-hour.

So, I did too, and with quite a bit of worry, until I read about his adventures (and ours) in the news. It looked like he made a brave dash into the road and then paid the price for his carelessness by suddenly being unable to move another inch. It ended up taking him twenty minutes to crawl back to locked doors, and another ten to call the people inside. His description of how I looked, as reported in the papers, is the only thing that makes me feel okay about his struggles during that half-hour.

But at the time I had other thoughts, and they lay too deep for idle words, for to me also it was a bitter hour. I had not only failed in my self-sought task; I had nearly killed my comrade into the bargain. I had meant well by friend and foe in turn, and I had ended in doing execrably by both. It was not all my fault, but I knew how much my weakness had contributed to the sum. And I must walk with the man whose fault it was, who had travelled two hundred miles to obtain this last proof of my weakness, to bring it home to me, and to make our intimacy intolerable from that hour. I must walk with him to Surbiton, but I need not talk; all through Thames[178] Ditton I had ignored his sallies; nor yet when he ran his arm through mine, on the river front, when we were nearly there, would I break the seal my pride had set upon my lips.

But at the time, I was thinking about other things, and they were too deep for casual words, because it was a tough moment for me too. I had not only failed in my self-imposed task; I had almost hurt my friend in the process. I had intended to do right by both friends and enemies, and I ended up messing things up for both. It wasn’t entirely my fault, but I knew how much my weaknesses had added to the outcome. I had to walk with the person whose fault it was, who had traveled two hundred miles to get this final proof of my weakness, to bring it to my attention, and to make our closeness unbearable from that point on. I had to walk with him to Surbiton, but I didn’t have to talk; all through Thames[178] Ditton, I had ignored his comments; and even when he linked his arm through mine along the riverfront as we were almost there, I wouldn’t break the silence my pride had imposed on me.

"Come, Bunny," he said at last, "I have been the one to suffer most, when all's said and done, and I'll be the first to say that I deserved it. You've broken my head; my hair's all glued up in my gore; and what yarn I'm to put up at Manchester, or how I shall take the field at all, I really don't know. Yet I don't blame you, Bunny, and I do blame myself. Isn't it rather hard luck if I am to go unforgiven into the bargain? I admit that I made a mistake; but, my dear fellow, I made it entirely for your sake."

"Come on, Bunny," he finally said, "I’ve been the one who's suffered the most, and if we're being honest, I know I had it coming. You’ve messed up my head; my hair’s all matted with my blood; and I have no idea what I’m going to tell everyone in Manchester or how I’m even going to face them at all. Still, I don’t hold it against you, Bunny; I only blame myself. Isn’t it pretty unfair if I end up going into this without being forgiven? I admit I made a mistake, but, my friend, I did it all for you."

"For my sake!" I echoed bitterly.

"For my sake!" I repeated, feeling really frustrated.

Raffles was more generous; he ignored my tone.

Raffles was more generous; he brushed off my tone.

"I was miserable about you—frankly—miserable!" he went on. "I couldn't get it out of my head that somehow you would be laid by the heels. It was not your pluck that I distrusted, my dear fellow, but it was your very pluck that made me tremble for you. I couldn't get you out of my head. I went in when runs were wanted, but I give you my word that I was more anxious about you; and no doubt that's why I helped to put on[179] some runs. Didn't you see it in the paper, Bunny? It's the innings of my life, so far."

"I was so unhappy about you—honestly—miserable!" he continued. "I couldn't shake the thought that you might really get hurt. It wasn't your courage that I doubted, my dear friend, but it was that very courage that made me worry for you. You were constantly on my mind. I stepped in when runs were needed, but I swear I was more concerned about you; and that's probably why I helped to score[179] some runs. Didn't you see it in the paper, Bunny? It's the best game of my life, so far."

"Yes," I said, "I saw that you were in at close of play. But I don't believe it was you—I believe you have a double who plays your cricket for you!"

"Yeah," I said, "I saw that you were in at the end of the game. But I don't think it was really you—I think you have a doppelgänger who plays your cricket for you!"

And at the moment that seemed less incredible than the fact.

And at that moment, that felt less unbelievable than the reality.

"I'm afraid you didn't read your paper very carefully," said Raffles, with the first trace of pique in his tone. "It was rain that closed play before five o'clock. I hear it was a sultry day in town, but at Manchester we got the storm, and the ground was under water in ten minutes. I never saw such a thing in my life. There was absolutely not the ghost of a chance of another ball being bowled. But I had changed before I thought of doing what I did. It was only when I was on my way back to the hotel, by myself, because I couldn't talk to a soul for thinking of you, that on the spur of the moment I made the man take me to the station instead, and was under way in the restaurant car before I had time to think twice about it. I am not sure that of all the mad deeds I have ever done, this was not the maddest of the lot!"

"I'm afraid you didn't read your paper very carefully," Raffles said, a hint of annoyance in his voice. "It was rain that ended the game before five o'clock. I heard it was a hot day in town, but in Manchester, we got the storm, and the field was flooded in ten minutes. I’ve never seen anything like it in my life. There was absolutely no chance of another ball being bowled. But I had changed before I thought about what I was doing. It was only when I was on my way back to the hotel by myself, unable to talk to anyone because I was thinking of you, that I suddenly had the driver take me to the station instead, and I was off in the restaurant car before I could think it over. I’m not sure that of all the crazy things I’ve ever done, this wasn’t the craziest of them all!"

"It was the finest," I said in a low voice; for[180] now I marvelled more at the impulse which had prompted his feat, and at the circumstances surrounding it, than even at the feat itself.

"It was the best," I said quietly; for[180] now I was more amazed by the motivation behind his actions and the situation around it than by the actions themselves.

"Heaven knows," he went on, "what they are saying and doing in Manchester! But what can they say? What business is it of theirs? I was there when play stopped, and I shall be there when it starts again. We shall be at Waterloo just after half-past three, and that's going to give me an hour at the Albany on my way to Euston, and another hour at Old Trafford before play begins. What's the matter with that? I don't suppose I shall notch any more, but all the better if I don't; if we have a hot sun after the storm, the sooner they get in the better; and may I have a bowl at them while the ground bites!"

"Heaven knows," he continued, "what they're saying and doing in Manchester! But what can they even say? What’s it to them? I was there when the game stopped, and I’ll be there when it starts up again. We'll arrive at Waterloo just after half-past three, which gives me an hour at the Albany on my way to Euston, and another hour at Old Trafford before the game begins. What’s wrong with that? I doubt I’ll score any more runs, but that’s fine if I don’t; if we get a hot sun after the storm, the quicker they get out of the way, the better; and may I get a chance to bowl at them while the ground is still damp!"

"I'll come up with you," I said, "and see you at it."

"I'll go up with you," I said, "and watch you do it."

"My dear fellow," replied Raffles, "that was my whole feeling about you. I wanted to 'see you at it'—that was absolutely all. I wanted to be near enough to lend a hand if you got tied up, as the best of us will at times. I knew the ground better than you, and I simply couldn't keep away from it. But I didn't mean you to know that I was there; if everything had gone as I hoped it might, I should have sneaked back to town without[181] ever letting you know I had been up. You should never have dreamt that I had been at your elbow; you would have believed in yourself, and in my belief in you, and the rest would have been silence till the grave. So I dodged you at Waterloo, and I tried not to let you know that I was following you from Esher station. But you suspected somebody was; you stopped to listen more than once; after the second time I dropped behind, but gained on you by taking the short cut by Imber Court and over the foot-bridge where I left my coat and hat. I was actually in the garden before you were. I saw you smoke your Sullivan, and I was rather proud of you for it, though you must never do that sort of thing again. I heard almost every word between you and the poor devil upstairs. And up to a certain point, Bunny, I really thought you played the scene to perfection."

"My dear friend," Raffles replied, "that was my entire feeling about you. I wanted to 'see you in action'—that was all. I wanted to be close enough to help if you got stuck, which can happen to the best of us. I knew the area better than you, and I simply couldn't stay away. But I didn't want you to know I was there; if everything had gone the way I hoped, I would have slipped back to town without[181] ever letting you know I showed up. You should have never guessed that I was at your side; you would have believed in yourself, and in my faith in you, and then it would have been silence until the end. So I avoided you at Waterloo, and I tried not to let you realize I was following you from Esher station. But you suspected someone was; you stopped to listen more than once; after the second time, I dropped behind but caught up by taking the shortcut by Imber Court and over the footbridge where I left my coat and hat. I was actually in the garden before you were. I saw you smoke your Sullivan, and I was quite proud of you for it, though you must never do that again. I heard almost every word between you and the poor guy upstairs. And up to a certain point, Bunny, I actually thought you executed the scene perfectly."

The station lights were twinkling ahead of us in the fading velvet of the summer's night. I let them increase and multiply before I spoke.

The station lights were sparkling in front of us against the fading backdrop of the summer night. I watched them grow and multiply before I said anything.

"And where," I asked, "did you think I first went wrong?"

"And where," I asked, "do you think I first messed up?"

"In going in-doors at all," said Raffles. "If I had done that, I should have done exactly what you did from that point on. You couldn't help[182] yourself, with that poor brute in that state. And I admired you immensely, Bunny, if that's any comfort to you now."

"In going inside at all," said Raffles. "If I had done that, I would have reacted exactly like you did from that moment on. You couldn't help[182] yourself, with that poor guy in that condition. And I admired you a lot, Bunny, if that helps you at all now."

Comfort! It was wine in every vein, for I knew that Raffles meant what he said, and with his eyes I soon saw myself in braver colors. I ceased to blush for the vacillations of the night, since he condoned them. I could even see that I had behaved with a measure of decency, in a truly trying situation, now that Raffles seemed to think so. He had changed my whole view of his proceedings and my own, in every incident of the night but one. There was one thing, however, which he might forgive me, but which I felt that I could forgive neither Raffles nor myself. And that was the contused scalp wound over which I shuddered in the train.

Comfort! It was like wine flowing through my veins, because I knew Raffles truly meant what he said, and with just a look, I saw myself in a bolder light. I stopped feeling embarrassed about the indecisions of the night, since he accepted them. I could even recognize that I had acted with a degree of decency in a really tough situation, now that Raffles seemed to believe that. He completely shifted my perspective on his actions and my own regarding every incident of the night, except for one. There was one thing, though, that he might forgive me for, but I found it hard to forgive either Raffles or myself. And that was the bruised scalp injury that I shuddered at on the train.

"And to think that I did that," I groaned, "and that you laid yourself open to it, and that we have neither of us got another thing to show for our night's work! That poor chap said it was as bad a night as he had ever had in his life; but I call it the very worst that you and I ever had in ours."

"And to think I actually did that," I sighed, "and that you put yourself in that position, and now we have nothing to show for our night’s work! That poor guy said it was the worst night he’s ever had in his life; but I think it’s the absolute worst night you and I have ever had."

Raffles was smiling under the double lamps of the first-class compartment that we had to ourselves.[183]

Raffles was smiling under the two lights of the first-class compartment that we had all to ourselves.[183]

"I wouldn't say that, Bunny. We have done worse."

"I wouldn't say that, Bunny. We've done worse."

"Do you mean to tell me that you did anything at all?"

"Are you really saying that you did anything at all?"

"My dear Bunny," replied Raffles, "you should remember how long I had been maturing this felonious little plan, what a blow it was to me to have to turn it over to you, and how far I had travelled to see that you did it and yourself as well as might be. You know what I did see, and how well I understood. I tell you again that I should have done the same thing myself, in your place. But I was not in your place, Bunny. My hands were not tied like yours. Unfortunately, most of the jewels have gone on the honeymoon with the happy pair; but these emerald links are all right, and I don't know what the bride was doing to leave this diamond comb behind. Here, too, is the old silver skewer I've been wanting for years—they make the most charming paper-knives in the world—and this gold cigarette-case will just do for your smaller Sullivans."

"My dear Bunny," Raffles replied, "you should remember how long I had been planning this little crime, what a blow it was for me to have to hand it over to you, and how far I traveled to make sure you pulled it off and took care of yourself as best as you could. You know what I saw and how well I understood. I'm telling you again that I would have done the same thing if I were in your shoes. But I wasn't in your shoes, Bunny. My hands weren't tied like yours. Unfortunately, most of the jewels have gone off on a honeymoon with the happy couple; but these emerald cufflinks are fine, and I don't know what the bride was thinking to leave this diamond comb behind. Here’s the old silver skewer I've wanted for years—they make the best paper knives in the world—and this gold cigarette case will work perfectly for your smaller Sullivans."

Nor were these the only pretty things that Raffles set out in twinkling array upon the opposite cushions. But I do not pretend that this was one of our heavy hauls, or deny that its chief interest still resides in the score of the Second Test Match of that Australian tour.

Nor were these the only nice things that Raffles displayed in a sparkling arrangement on the opposite cushions. But I’m not claiming that this was one of our big scores, nor do I deny that its main interest still lies in the record of the Second Test Match from that Australian tour.


A Trap to Catch a Cracksman

I

  was just putting out my light when the telephone rang a furious tocsin in the next room. I flounced out of bed more asleep than awake; in another minute I should have been past ringing up. It was one o'clock in the morning, and I had been dining with Swigger Morrison at his club.

was just turning off my light when the phone rang loudly in the next room. I jumped out of bed, more half-asleep than awake; in another minute, I would have missed it completely. It was one in the morning, and I had been out for dinner with Swigger Morrison at his club.

"Hulloa!"

"Hello!"

"That you, Bunny?"

"Is that you, Bunny?"

"Yes—are you Raffles?"

"Yes—are you Raffles?"

"What's left of me! Bunny, I want you—quick."

"What's left of me! Bunny, I need you—fast."

And even over the wire his voice was faint with anxiety and apprehension.

And even over the phone, his voice was weak with worry and unease.

"What on earth has happened?"

"What just happened?"

"Don't ask! You never know——"

"Don't ask! You never know—"

"I'll come at once. Are you there, Raffles?"

"I'll be there right away. Are you there, Raffles?"

"What's that?"

"What’s that?"

"Are you there, man?"

"Are you there, dude?"

"Ye—e—es."

"Y-E-S."

"At the Albany?"

"At Albany?"

"No, no; at Maguire's."

"No, no; at Maguire's."

"You never said so. And where's Maguire?"[185]

"You never mentioned that. So, where's Maguire?"[185]

"In Half-moon Street."

"On Half-moon Street."

"I know that. Is he there now?"

"I know that. Is he there right now?"

"No—not come in yet—and I'm caught."

"No—not coming in yet—and I'm stuck."

"Caught!"

"Gotcha!"

"In that trap he bragged about. It serves me right. I didn't believe in it. But I'm caught at last ... caught ... at last!"

"In that trap he bragged about. I guess I got what I deserved. I didn't believe in it. But I'm finally caught ... caught ... at last!"

"When he told us he set it every night! Oh, Raffles, what sort of a trap is it? What shall I do? What shall I bring?"

"When he told us he sets it every night! Oh, Raffles, what kind of trap is it? What should I do? What should I bring?"

But his voice had grown fainter and wearier with every answer, and now there was no answer at all. Again and again I asked Raffles if he was there; the only sound to reach me in reply was the low metallic hum of the live wire between his ear and mine. And then, as I sat gazing distractedly at my four safe walls, with the receiver still pressed to my head, there came a single groan, followed by the dull and dreadful crash of a human body falling in a heap.

But his voice had become weaker and tired with every response, and now there was no response at all. I kept asking Raffles if he was there; the only sound I heard in reply was the faint metallic buzz of the live wire connecting his ear to mine. Then, as I sat staring blankly at my four secure walls, with the receiver still pressed to my ear, there was a single groan, followed by the heavy and horrifying sound of a human body collapsing in a pile.

In utter panic I rushed back into my bedroom, and flung myself into the crumpled shirt and evening clothes that lay where I had cast them off. But I knew no more what I was doing than what to do next. I afterward found that I had taken out a fresh tie, and tied it rather better than usual; but I can remember thinking of nothing but Raffles[186] in some diabolical man-trap, and of a grinning monster stealing in to strike him senseless with one murderous blow. I must have looked in the glass to array myself as I did; but the mind's eye was the seeing eye, and it was filled with this frightful vision of the notorious pugilist known to fame and infamy as Barney Maguire.

In complete panic, I rushed back into my bedroom and threw myself into the wrinkled shirt and formal clothes that were lying where I had discarded them. But I had no idea what I was doing or what to do next. I later realized I had grabbed a new tie and managed to tie it better than usual; however, all I could think about was Raffles[186] caught in some evil trap, and a grinning monster sneaking in to knock him out with one deadly blow. I must have looked in the mirror to get ready, but my mind's eye was the true seeing eye, and it was filled with this terrifying image of the infamous fighter known both for his fame and notoriety as Barney Maguire.

It was only the week before that Raffles and I had been introduced to him at the Imperial Boxing Club. Heavy-weight champion of the United States, the fellow was still drunk with his sanguinary triumphs on that side, and clamoring for fresh conquests on ours. But his reputation had crossed the Atlantic before Maguire himself; the grandiose hotels had closed their doors to him; and he had already taken and sumptuously furnished the house in Half-moon Street which does not re-let to this day. Raffles had made friends with the magnificent brute, while I took timid stock of his diamond studs, his jewelled watch-chain, his eighteen-carat bangle, and his six-inch lower jaw. I had shuddered to see Raffles admiring the gewgaws in his turn, in his own brazen fashion, with that air of the cool connoisseur which had its double meaning for me. I for my part would as lief have looked a tiger in the teeth. And when we finally went home with Maguire to[187] see his other trophies, it seemed to me like entering the tiger's lair. But an astounding lair it proved, fitted throughout by one eminent firm, and ringing to the rafters with the last word on fantastic furniture.

It was only a week earlier that Raffles and I had met him at the Imperial Boxing Club. The heavyweight champion of the United States, the guy was still riding high from his bloody victories over there and was eager for new challenges here. But his fame had already crossed the Atlantic before Maguire even arrived; the fancy hotels had turned him away, and he had already rented and lavishly furnished the house on Half-moon Street, which still hasn’t been rented out again to this day. Raffles had gotten friendly with the impressive brute, while I nervously sized up his diamond studs, his jeweled watch chain, his eighteen-carat bracelet, and his six-inch jawline. I had cringed to see Raffles admiring the flashy stuff, too, in his bold way, with that air of a cool connoisseur that carried a different meaning for me. I, for one, would have preferred to stare a tiger in the face. And when we finally went home with Maguire to[187] check out his other trophies, it felt like stepping into the tiger's den. But what a den it was, decorated throughout by a top-notch firm and filled to the brim with the latest in extravagant furniture.

The trophies were a still greater surprise. They opened my eyes to the rosier aspect of the noble art, as presently practised on the right side of the Atlantic. Among other offerings, we were permitted to handle the jewelled belt presented to the pugilist by the State of Nevada, a gold brick from the citizens of Sacramento, and a model of himself in solid silver from the Fisticuff Club in New York. I still remember waiting with bated breath for Raffles to ask Maguire if he were not afraid of burglars, and Maguire replying that he had a trap to catch the cleverest cracksman alive, but flatly refusing to tell us what it was. I could not at the moment conceive a more terrible trap than the heavy-weight himself behind a curtain. Yet it was easy to see that Raffles had accepted the braggart's boast as a challenge. Nor did he deny it later when I taxed him with his mad resolve; he merely refused to allow me to implicate myself in its execution. Well, there was a spice of savage satisfaction in the thought that Raffles had been obliged to turn to me in the end. And, but for the[188] dreadful thud which I had heard over the telephone, I might have extracted some genuine comfort from the unerring sagacity with which he had chosen his night.

The trophies were an even bigger surprise. They opened my eyes to the brighter side of the noble art, as it’s currently practiced on the right side of the Atlantic. Among other items, we got to handle the jeweled belt given to the boxer by the State of Nevada, a gold brick from the citizens of Sacramento, and a solid silver model of himself from the Fisticuff Club in New York. I still remember holding my breath, waiting for Raffles to ask Maguire if he wasn’t afraid of burglars, and Maguire responding that he had a trap to catch the smartest burglar alive but flatly refusing to tell us what it was. At that moment, I couldn’t imagine a more terrifying trap than the heavyweight himself hiding behind a curtain. Yet it was clear that Raffles saw the braggart's boast as a challenge. He didn’t deny it later when I confronted him about his crazy plan; he just wouldn’t let me get involved in carrying it out. Still, there was a bit of savage satisfaction in knowing that Raffles had to rely on me in the end. And if it hadn't been for the[188] dreadful thud I had heard over the phone, I might have actually found some real comfort in the unerring intuition with which he chose that night.

Within the last twenty-four hours Barney Maguire had fought his first great battle on British soil. Obviously, he would no longer be the man that he had been in the strict training before the fight; never, as I gathered, was such a ruffian more off his guard, or less capable of protecting himself and his possessions, than in these first hours of relaxation and inevitable debauchery for which Raffles had waited with characteristic foresight. Nor was the terrible Barney likely to be more abstemious for signal punishment sustained in a far from bloodless victory. Then what could be the meaning of that sickening and most suggestive thud? Could it be the champion himself who had received the coup de grâce in his cups? Raffles was the very man to administer it—but he had not talked like that man through the telephone.

Within the last twenty-four hours, Barney Maguire had fought his first major battle on British soil. Clearly, he would no longer be the same man he was during the intense training before the fight; never, as I understood, had such a tough guy been more unprepared or less able to defend himself and his belongings than in these early hours of relaxation and inevitable partying for which Raffles had planned ahead with his usual insight. Nor was the fearsome Barney likely to be more restrained after suffering for a victory that was far from clean. So what could that sickening and suggestive thud mean? Could it be that the champion himself had taken the final blow while drunk? Raffles was certainly the kind of guy who would do that—but he hadn't sounded like that guy over the phone.

And yet—and yet—what else could have happened? I must have asked myself the question between each and all of the above reflections, made partly as I dressed and partly in the hansom on the way to Half-moon Street. It was as yet the only question in my mind. You must know what[189] your emergency is before you can decide how to cope with it; and to this day I sometimes tremble to think of the rashly direct method by which I set about obtaining the requisite information. I drove every yard of the way to the pugilist's very door. You will remember that I had been dining with Swigger Morrison at his club.

And yet—what else could have happened? I must have asked myself this question over and over while I got ready and during the ride in the cab to Half-moon Street. It was the only thing on my mind. You need to understand what your emergency is before you can figure out how to handle it; and to this day, I sometimes shudder at the reckless way I went about getting the information I needed. I drove right up to the boxer’s front door. You'll recall that I had dinner with Swigger Morrison at his club.

Yet at the last I had a rough idea of what I meant to say when the door was opened. It seemed almost probable that the tragic end of our talk over the telephone had been caused by the sudden arrival and as sudden violence of Barney Maguire. In that case I was resolved to tell him that Raffles and I had made a bet about his burglar trap, and that I had come to see who had won. I might or might not confess that Raffles had rung me out of bed to this end. If, however, I was wrong about Maguire, and he had not come home at all, then my action would depend upon the menial who answered my reckless ring. But it should result in the rescue of Raffles by hook or crook.

Yet in the end, I had a vague idea of what I wanted to say when the door opened. It seemed likely that the dramatic end of our phone call had been triggered by the sudden appearance and violent outburst of Barney Maguire. If that was the case, I was determined to tell him that Raffles and I had placed a bet on his burglar trap, and that I had come to see who had won. I might or might not admit that Raffles had called me out of bed for this. However, if I was mistaken about Maguire and he hadn’t come home at all, then my response would depend on the servant who answered my impulsive ring. Regardless, it should lead to Raffles's rescue, by any means necessary.

I had the more time to come to some decision, since I rang and rang in vain. The hall, indeed, was in darkness; but when I peeped through the letter-box I could see a faint beam of light from the back room. That was the room in which[190] Maguire kept his trophies and set his trap. All was quiet in the house: could they have haled the intruder to Vine Street in the short twenty minutes which it had taken me to dress and to drive to the spot? That was an awful thought; but even as I hoped against hope, and rang once more, speculation and suspense were cut short in the last fashion to be foreseen.

I had more time to make a decision since I kept ringing and ringing with no response. The hall was dark, but when I looked through the letterbox, I could see a faint beam of light coming from the back room. That was where[190] Maguire kept his trophies and set his trap. The house was completely quiet: could they have taken the intruder to Vine Street in the short twenty minutes it took me to get dressed and drive over? That was a terrible thought; but just as I held on to a glimmer of hope and rang once more, my speculation and suspense were abruptly ended in a way I hadn't predicted.

A brougham was coming sedately down the street from Piccadilly; to my horror, it stopped behind me as I peered once more through the letter-box, and out tumbled the dishevelled prize-fighter and two companions. I was nicely caught in my turn. There was a lamp-post right opposite the door, and I can still see the three of them regarding me in its light. The pugilist had been at least a fine figure of a bully and a braggart when I saw him before his fight; now he had a black eye and a bloated lip, hat on the back of his head, and made-up tie under one ear. His companions were his sallow little Yankee secretary, whose name I really forget, but whom I met with Maguire at the Boxing Club, and a very grand person in a second skin of shimmering sequins.

A brougham was slowly coming down the street from Piccadilly; to my shock, it stopped behind me as I looked through the letterbox again, and out stumbled the disheveled prize fighter and two friends. I was nicely caught in the act. There was a lamp post right in front of the door, and I can still see the three of them staring at me in its light. The fighter had at least been an impressive bully and braggart when I saw him before his match; now he had a black eye and a swollen lip, with his hat on the back of his head and a crooked tie hanging under one ear. His companions were a pale little American secretary, whose name I honestly forget but who I met with Maguire at the Boxing Club, and a very flashy person wearing a skin-tight outfit covered in sparkling sequins.

I can neither forget nor report the terms in which Barney Maguire asked me who I was and what I was doing there. Thanks, however, to[191] Swigger Morrison's hospitality, I readily reminded him of our former meeting, and of more that I only recalled as the words were in my mouth.

I can neither forget nor share the exact way Barney Maguire asked me who I was and what I was doing there. Thanks, however, to[191] Swigger Morrison's hospitality, I quickly reminded him of our previous meeting, along with more that I only remembered as the words came out of my mouth.

"You'll remember Raffles," said I, "if you don't remember me. You showed us your trophies the other night, and asked us both to look you up at any hour of the day or night after the fight."

"You'll remember Raffles," I said, "even if you don't remember me. You showed us your trophies the other night and told us we could drop by at any hour, day or night, after the fight."

I was going on to add that I had expected to find Raffles there before me, to settle a wager that we had made about the man-trap. But the indiscretion was interrupted by Maguire himself, whose dreadful fist became a hand that gripped mine with brute fervor, while with the other he clouted me on the back.

I was going to mention that I expected to see Raffles there before me to settle a bet we made about the man-trap. But my thought was cut short by Maguire himself, whose terrible fist turned into a hand that gripped mine with raw intensity, while with the other hand he slapped me on the back.

"You don't say!" he cried. "I took you for some darned crook, but now I remember you perfectly. If you hadn't 've spoke up slick I'd have bu'st your face in, sonny. I would, sure! Come right in, and have a drink to show there's—Jeehoshaphat!"

"You don't say!" he exclaimed. "I thought you were just some damn crook, but now I remember you clearly. If you hadn't spoken up so smoothly, I would have knocked your lights out, kid. I really would! Come on in, and have a drink to show there's—Good grief!"

The secretary had turned the latch-key in the door, only to be hauled back by the collar as the door stood open, and the light from the inner room was seen streaming upon the banisters at the foot of the narrow stairs.

The secretary had twisted the latch-key in the door, only to be yanked back by the collar as the door remained open, and the light from the inner room was seen streaming onto the banisters at the foot of the narrow stairs.

"A light in my den," said Maguire in a mighty[192] whisper, "and the blamed door open, though the key's in my pocket and we left it locked! Talk about crooks, eh? Holy smoke, how I hope we've landed one alive! You ladies and gentlemen, lay round where you are, while I see."

"A light in my study," Maguire said in a low whisper, "and the darn door is open, even though I've got the key in my pocket and we left it locked! Talk about crooks, right? Wow, I really hope we've caught one alive! You guys, stay where you are while I check it out."

And the hulking figure advanced on tiptoe, like a performing elephant, until just at the open door, when for a second we saw his left revolving like a piston and his head thrown back at its fighting angle. But in another second his fists were hands again, and Maguire was rubbing them together as he stood shaking with laughter in the light of the open door.

And the massive figure moved forward on tiptoes, like a circus elephant, until we caught a glimpse of him at the open door, his left arm spinning like a piston and his head tilted back, ready for a fight. But in an instant, his fists were just hands again, and Maguire was rubbing them together while he stood there, shaking with laughter in the light of the open door.

"Walk up!" he cried, as he beckoned to us three. "Walk up and see one o' their blamed British crooks laid as low as the blamed carpet, and nailed as tight!"

"Come on up!" he shouted, waving us over. "Come up and see one of those damn British criminals taken down as low as the damn carpet, and nailed down tight!"

Imagine my feelings on the mat! The sallow secretary went first; the sequins glittered at his heels, and I must own that for one base moment I was on the brink of bolting through the street door. It had never been shut behind us. I shut it myself in the end. Yet it was small credit to me that I actually remained on the same side of the door as Raffles.

Imagine how I felt on the mat! The sickly-looking secretary went first; the sequins sparkled at his heels, and I have to admit that for a brief moment I almost ran out the street door. It had never been closed behind us. I ended up closing it myself. Still, it wasn't much of an accomplishment that I actually stayed on the same side of the door as Raffles.

"Reel home-grown, low-down, unwashed White-chapel!" I had heard Maguire remark within.[193] "Blamed if our Bowery boys ain't cock-angels to scum like this. Ah, you biter, I wouldn't soil my knuckles on your ugly face; but if I had my thick boots on I'd dance the soul out of your carcass for two cents!"

"Real home-grown, low-life Whitechapel!" I heard Maguire say from inside.[193] "Damned if our Bowery guys aren't tough on scum like you. Ah, you jerk, I wouldn't dirty my fists on your ugly face; but if I had my heavy boots on, I'd stomp the life out of you for two cents!"

After this it required less courage to join the others in the inner room; and for some moments even I failed to identify the truly repulsive object about which I found them grouped. There was no false hair upon the face, but it was as black as any sweep's. The clothes, on the other hand, were new to me, though older and more pestiferous in themselves than most worn by Raffles for professional purposes. And at first, as I say, I was far from sure whether it was Raffles at all; but I remembered the crash that cut short our talk over the telephone; and this inanimate heap of rags was lying directly underneath a wall instrument, with the receiver dangling over him.

After that, it took less courage to join the others in the inner room; and for a few moments, I even struggled to figure out what the truly disgusting thing was that they were gathered around. There was no fake hair on the face, but it was as black as a chimney sweep's. The clothes, on the other hand, were unfamiliar to me, although they were older and more disgusting than most of what Raffles wore for his work. At first, I wasn't even sure if it was Raffles; but then I remembered the loud crash that interrupted our phone conversation; and this lifeless pile of rags was lying right under a wall phone, with the receiver hanging over him.

"Think you know him?" asked the sallow secretary, as I stooped and peered with my heart in my boots.

"Think you know him?" asked the pale secretary, as I bent down and looked with my heart heavy.

"Good Lord, no! I only wanted to see if he was dead," I explained, having satisfied myself that it was really Raffles, and that Raffles was really insensible. "But what on earth has happened?" I asked in my turn.[194]

"Good Lord, no! I just wanted to check if he was dead," I said, confirming that it was indeed Raffles, and that he was truly unconscious. "But what in the world happened?" I asked in response.[194]

"That's what I want to know," whined the person in sequins, who had contributed various ejaculations unworthy of report, and finally subsided behind an ostentatious fan.

"That's what I want to know," complained the person in sequins, who had made several remarks that weren't worth repeating, and eventually faded into the background behind a flashy fan.

"I should judge," observed the secretary, "that it's for Mr. Maguire to say, or not to say, just as he darn pleases."

"I'd say," the secretary remarked, "that it's up to Mr. Maguire to decide whether to speak or not, just as he damn well pleases."

But the celebrated Barney stood upon a Persian hearth-rug, beaming upon us all in a triumph too delicious for immediate translation into words. The room was furnished as a study, and most artistically furnished, if you consider outlandish shapes in fumed oak artistic. There was nothing of the traditional prize-fighter about Barney Maguire, except his vocabulary and his lower jaw. I had seen over his house already, and it was fitted and decorated throughout by a high-art firm which exhibits just such a room as that which was the scene of our tragedietta. The person in the sequins lay glistening like a landed salmon in a quaint chair of enormous nails and tapestry compact. The secretary leaned against an escritoire with huge hinges of beaten metal. The pugilist's own background presented an elaborate scheme of oak and tiles, with inglenooks green from the joiner, and a china cupboard with leaded panes behind his bullet head. And his bloodshot eyes[195] rolled with rich delight from the decanter and glasses on the octagonal table to another decanter in the quaintest and craftiest of revolving spirit tables.

But the famous Barney stood on a Persian rug, smiling at all of us with a joy that was too wonderful to put into words right away. The room was set up like a study, and it was decorated in a way that some might call artistic, especially if you find odd shapes in stained oak appealing. Barney Maguire didn't fit the typical prize-fighter image, except for his choice of words and his strong jawline. I had already seen his house, which was designed and decorated by a top-notch firm that showcases rooms just like the one where our little drama took place. The person in sequins was shining like a caught salmon in a quirky chair made of huge nails and intricate tapestry. The secretary was leaning against a writing desk with large, beaten metal hinges. The pugilist's own backdrop featured an elaborate arrangement of oak and tiles, with cozy alcoves painted green and a china cabinet with leaded glass panels behind his solid frame. His bloodshot eyes rolled with pleasure as he looked from the decanter and glasses on the octagonal table to another decanter perched on the most unusual and clever revolving spirit table.

"Isn't it bully?" asked the prize-fighter, smiling on us each in turn, with his black and bloodshot eyes and his bloated lip. "To think that I've only to invent a trap to catch a crook, for a blamed crook to walk right into! You, Mr. Man," and he nodded his great head at me, "you'll recollect me telling you that I'd gotten one when you come in that night with the other sport? Say, pity he's not with you now; he was a good boy, and I liked him a lot; but he wanted to know too much, and I guess he'd got to want. But I'm liable to tell you now, or else bu'st. See that decanter on the table?"

"Isn't it great?" asked the fighter, smiling at each of us in turn, with his dark, bloodshot eyes and swollen lip. "To think that all I have to do is set a trap to catch a criminal, and a stupid crook just walks right in! You, Mr. Man," he said, nodding his large head at me, "you’ll remember I told you I had one when you came in that night with the other guy? Too bad he's not with you now; he was a good guy, and I liked him a lot; but he wanted to know too much, and I guess he had to go. But I'm about to tell you now, or else I’ll burst. See that decanter on the table?"

"I was just looking at it," said the person in sequins. "You don't know what a turn I've had, or you'd offer me a little something."

"I was just looking at it," said the person in sequins. "You don't know what I've been through, or you'd offer me a little something."

"You shall have a little something in a minute," rejoined Maguire. "But if you take a little anything out of that decanter, you'll collapse like our friend upon the floor."

"You'll have a little something in a minute," Maguire replied. "But if you take anything out of that decanter, you'll drop like our friend on the floor."

"Good heavens!" I cried out, with involuntary indignation, and his fell scheme broke upon me in a clap.[196]

"Wow!" I exclaimed, filled with unintended outrage, and his wicked plan hit me all at once.[196]

"Yes, sir!" said Maguire, fixing me with his bloodshot orbs. "My trap for crooks and cracksmen is a bottle of hocussed whiskey, and I guess that's it on the table, with the silver label around its neck. Now look at this other decanter, without any label at all; but for that they're the dead spit of each other. I'll put them side by side, so you can see. It isn't only the decanters, but the liquor looks the same in both, and tastes so you wouldn't know the difference till you woke up in your tracks. I got the poison from a blamed Indian away west, and it's ruther ticklish stuff. So I keep the label around the trap-bottle, and only leave it out nights. That's the idea, and that's all there is to it," added Maguire, putting the labelled decanter back in the stand. "But I figure it's enough for ninety-nine crooks out of a hundred, and nineteen out of twenty 'll have their liquor before they go to work."

"Yes, sir!" Maguire said, staring at me with his bloodshot eyes. "My trap for criminals and burglars is a bottle of spiked whiskey, and I think that's it on the table, with the silver label around its neck. Now check out this other decanter, which doesn't have any label at all; but aside from that, they look exactly alike. I'll put them side by side so you can see. It's not just the decanters, the liquor looks the same in both, and tastes so similar you wouldn't know the difference until you woke up in your tracks. I got the poison from a damn Indian out west, and it's pretty risky stuff. So I keep the label on the trap bottle and only take it out at night. That’s the plan, and that’s all there is to it," Maguire added, putting the labeled decanter back on the shelf. "But I think it’s enough for ninety-nine criminals out of a hundred, and nineteen out of twenty will have their drink before they go to work."

"I wouldn't figure on that," observed the secretary, with a downward glance as though at the prostrate Raffles. "Have you looked to see if the trophies are all safe?"

"I wouldn’t count on that," said the secretary, glancing down as if at the collapsed Raffles. "Have you checked to see if all the trophies are okay?"

"Not yet," said Maguire, with a glance at the pseudo-antique cabinet in which he kept them.

"Not yet," said Maguire, glancing at the fake antique cabinet where he stored them.

"Then you can save yourself the trouble," rejoined the secretary, as he dived under the octagonal[197] table, and came up with a small black bag that I knew at a glance. It was the one that Raffles had used for heavy plunder ever since I had known him.

"Then you can skip the hassle," replied the secretary, as he ducked under the octagonal[197] table and emerged with a small black bag that I recognized immediately. It was the one Raffles had used for his big heists ever since I had known him.

The bag was so heavy now that the secretary used both hands to get it on the table. In another moment he had taken out the jewelled belt presented to Maguire by the State of Nevada, the solid silver statuette of himself, and the gold brick from the citizens of Sacramento.

The bag was so heavy now that the secretary had to use both hands to lift it onto the table. In just a moment, he pulled out the jeweled belt given to Maguire by the State of Nevada, the solid silver figurine of himself, and the gold brick from the people of Sacramento.

Either the sight of his treasures, so nearly lost, or the feeling that the thief had dared to tamper with them after all, suddenly infuriated Maguire to such an extent that he had bestowed a couple of brutal kicks upon the senseless form of Raffles before the secretary and I could interfere.

Either the sight of his treasures, almost lost, or the realization that the thief had dared to mess with them after all, suddenly enraged Maguire to the point where he delivered a couple of brutal kicks to the unconscious body of Raffles before the secretary and I could step in.

"Play light, Mr. Maguire!" cried the sallow secretary. "The man's drugged, as well as down."

"Keep it down, Mr. Maguire!" yelled the pale secretary. "The guy's drugged, as well as out."

"He'll be lucky if he ever gets up, blight and blister him!"

"He'll be lucky if he ever gets up, curse him!"

"I should judge it about time to telephone for the police."

"I think it's about time to call the police."

"Not till I've done with him. Wait till he comes to! I guess I'll punch his face into a jam pudding! He shall wash down his teeth with his blood before the coppers come in for what's left!"

"Not until I’m done with him. Just wait until he comes to! I swear I’ll smash his face into a jam pudding! He’ll be rinsing his mouth with his own blood before the cops show up for whatever’s left!"

"You make me feel quite ill," complained the[198] grand lady in the chair. "I wish you'd give me a little something, and not be more vulgar than you can 'elp."

"You make me feel really sick," complained the[198] elegant lady in the chair. "I wish you'd give me a little something, and not be more rude than you can help."

"Help yourself," said Maguire, ungallantly, "and don't talk through your hat. Say, what's the matter with the 'phone?"

"Go ahead," said Maguire bluntly, "and stop talking nonsense. What's wrong with the phone?"

The secretary had picked up the dangling receiver.

The secretary had picked up the phone that was hanging off the hook.

"It looks to me," said he, "as though the crook had rung up somebody before he went off."

"It seems to me," he said, "that the thief called someone before he left."

I turned and assisted the grand lady to the refreshment that she craved.

I turned and helped the elegant woman with the snacks she wanted.

"Like his cheek!" Maguire thundered. "But who in blazes should he ring up?"

"Like his cheek!" Maguire shouted. "But who the hell should he call?"

"It'll all come out," said the secretary. "They'll tell us at the central, and we shall find out fast enough."

"It'll all come out," said the secretary. "They'll let us know at the central, and we'll find out soon enough."

"It don't matter now," said Maguire. "Let's have a drink and then rouse the devil up."

"It doesn't matter now," said Maguire. "Let's have a drink and then stir up some trouble."

But now I was shaking in my shoes. I saw quite clearly what this meant. Even if I rescued Raffles for the time being, the police would promptly ascertain that it was I who had been rung up by the burglar, and the fact of my not having said a word about it would be directly damning to me, if in the end it did not incriminate us both. It made me quite faint to feel that we[199] might escape the Scylla of our present peril and yet split on the Charybdis of circumstantial evidence. Yet I could see no middle course of conceivable safety, if I held my tongue another moment. So I spoke up desperately, with the rash resolution which was the novel feature of my whole conduct on this occasion. But any sheep would be resolute and rash after dining with Swigger Morrison at his club.

But now I was shaking in my shoes. I saw clearly what this meant. Even if I rescued Raffles for now, the police would quickly figure out that I was the one who had been contacted by the burglar, and the fact that I hadn't said anything about it would be incriminating to me, if it didn't end up damaging us both. It made me feel faint to realize that we might escape the Scylla of our current danger only to get caught in the Charybdis of circumstantial evidence. Yet I couldn't see any safe way out if I stayed silent for another moment. So I spoke up in desperation, with the reckless determination that was the unusual aspect of my behavior this time. But any sheep would act boldly and foolishly after having dinner with Swigger Morrison at his club.

"I wonder if he rang me up?" I exclaimed, as if inspired.

"I wonder if he called me?" I said, as if struck by inspiration.

"You, sonny?" echoed Maguire, decanter in hand. "What in hell could he know about you?"

"You, kid?" Maguire repeated, holding the decanter. "What the hell could he possibly know about you?"

"Or what could you know about him?" amended the secretary, fixing me with eyes like drills.

"Or what could you possibly know about him?" the secretary replied, staring at me with eyes that felt like drills.

"Nothing," I admitted, regretting my temerity with all my heart. "But some one did ring me up about an hour ago. I thought it was Raffles. I told you I expected to find him here, if you remember."

"Nothing," I admitted, feeling a deep regret for my boldness. "But someone called me about an hour ago. I thought it was Raffles. I told you I expected him to be here, if you remember."

"But I don't see what that's got to do with the crook," pursued the secretary, with his relentless eyes boring deeper and deeper into mine.

"But I don't see what that has to do with the crook," the secretary continued, his intense gaze digging deeper and deeper into mine.

"No more do I," was my miserable reply. But there was a certain comfort in his words, and some[200] simultaneous promise in the quantity of spirit which Maguire splashed into his glass.

"No more do I," was my miserable reply. But there was a certain comfort in his words, and some[200] simultaneous promise in the amount of liquor that Maguire poured into his glass.

"Were you cut off sudden?" asked the secretary, reaching for the decanter, as the three of us sat round the octagonal table.

"Were you cut off suddenly?" asked the secretary, reaching for the decanter, as the three of us sat around the octagonal table.

"So suddenly," I replied, "that I never knew who it was who rang me up. No, thank you—not any for me."

"So suddenly," I replied, "that I never found out who called me. No, thanks—not for me."

"What!" cried Maguire, raising a depressed head suddenly. "You won't have a drink in my house? Take care, young man. That's not being a good boy!"

"What!" shouted Maguire, suddenly lifting his downcast head. "You won't have a drink at my place? Watch out, young man. That’s not how you behave!"

"But I've been dining out," I expostulated, "and had my whack. I really have."

"But I've been eating out," I insisted, "and I've had my share. I really have."

Barney Maguire smote the table with terrific fist.

Barney Maguire slammed his fist on the table.

"Say, sonny, I like you a lot," said he. "But I shan't like you any if you're not a good boy!"

"Listen, kid, I really like you," he said. "But I won't like you at all if you don't behave!"

"Very well, very well," I said hurriedly. "One finger, if I must."

"Alright, alright," I said quickly. "One finger, if that's what it takes."

And the secretary helped me to not more than two.

And the secretary helped me with no more than two.

"Why should it have been your friend Raffles?" he inquired, returning remorselessly to the charge, while Maguire roared "Drink up!" and then drooped once more.

"Why should it have been your friend Raffles?" he asked, relentlessly pressing the issue, while Maguire shouted "Drink up!" and then slumped again.

"I was half asleep," I answered, "and he was[201] the first person who occurred to me. We are both on the telephone, you see. And we had made a bet——"

"I was half asleep," I replied, "and he was[201] the first person that came to my mind. We're both on the phone, you see. And we had made a bet——"

The glass was at my lips, but I was able to set it down untouched. Maguire's huge jaw had dropped upon his spreading shirt-front, and beyond him I saw the person in sequins fast asleep in the artistic armchair.

The glass was at my lips, but I managed to put it down untouched. Maguire's massive jaw had dropped onto his expanded shirt front, and beyond him, I noticed the person in sequins sound asleep in the stylish armchair.

"What bet?" asked a voice with a sudden start in it. The secretary was blinking as he drained his glass.

"What bet?" a voice asked suddenly. The secretary was blinking as he finished his drink.

"About the very thing we've just had explained to us," said I, watching my man intently as I spoke. "I made sure it was a man-trap. Raffles thought it must be something else. We had a tremendous argument about it. Raffles said it wasn't a man-trap. I said it was. We had a bet about it in the end. I put my money on the man-trap. Raffles put his upon the other thing. And Raffles was right—it wasn't a man-trap. But it's every bit as good—every little bit—and the whole boiling of you are caught in it except me!"

"About the very thing we just discussed," I said, watching my guy closely as I spoke. "I was sure it was a man-trap. Raffles thought it had to be something else. We had a huge argument about it. Raffles said it wasn't a man-trap. I insisted it was. We ended up betting on it. I put my money on the man-trap. Raffles bet on the other option. And Raffles was right—it wasn't a man-trap. But it's just as good—every bit of it—and all of you are caught in it except me!"

I sank my voice with the last sentence, but I might just as well have raised it instead. I had said the same thing over and over again to see whether the wilful tautology would cause the secretary to open his eyes. It seemed to have had the[202] very opposite effect. His head fell forward on the table, with never a quiver at the blow, never a twitch when I pillowed it upon one of his own sprawling arms. And there sat Maguire bolt upright, but for the jowl upon his shirt-front, while the sequins twinkled in a regular rise and fall upon the reclining form of the lady in the fanciful chair. All three were sound asleep, by what accident or by whose design I did not pause to inquire; it was enough to ascertain the fact beyond all chance of error.

I lowered my voice with the last sentence, but I could have just as easily raised it. I had repeated the same thing multiple times, hoping the stubborn redundancy would make the secretary wake up. It seemed to have the very opposite effect. His head dropped forward onto the table without a flinch, and there was no twitch when I rested it on one of his outstretched arms. Meanwhile, Maguire sat upright except for the jowl on his shirt front, while the sequins sparkled steadily with the rise and fall of the lady lounging in the fancy chair. All three were fast asleep, and I didn’t stop to ask how that happened; it was enough to confirm the fact beyond any doubt.

I turned my attention to Raffles last of all. There was the other side of the medal. Raffles was still sleeping as sound as the enemy—or so I feared at first. I shook him gently: he made no sign. I introduced vigor into the process: he muttered incoherently. I caught and twisted an unresisting wrist—and at that he yelped profanely. But it was many and many an anxious moment before his blinking eyes knew mine.

I finally focused on Raffles. He was the other side of the coin. Raffles was still sleeping as peacefully as the enemy—or at least that's what I worried at first. I shook him gently: he didn’t react. I tried a bit harder: he mumbled something unclear. I grabbed his wrist and twisted it—and that made him curse. But it took a long, tense moment before he blinked awake and recognized me.

"Bunny!" he yawned, and nothing more until his position came back to him. "So you came to me," he went on, in a tone that thrilled me with, its affectionate appreciation, "as I knew you would! Have they turned up yet? They will any minute, you know; there's not one to lose."

"Bunny!" he yawned, and didn’t say anything else until he remembered where he was. "So you came to me," he continued, with a tone that filled me with warmth and affection, "just as I knew you would! Have they shown up yet? They will any minute, you know; there's not one to miss."

"No, they won't, old man!" I whispered. And[203] he sat up and saw the comatose trio for himself.

"No, they won't, old man!" I whispered. And[203] he sat up and saw the unconscious trio for himself.

Raffles seemed less amazed at the result than I had been as a puzzled witness of the process; on the other hand, I had never seen anything quite so exultant as the smile that broke through his blackened countenance like a light. It was all obviously no great surprise, and no puzzle at all, to Raffles.

Raffles seemed less surprised by the outcome than I had been as a confused observer of what had happened; however, I had never seen anything as joyful as the smile that lit up his dark face like a beacon. It was clearly no big shock, and not puzzling at all, to Raffles.

"How much did they have, Bunny?" were his first whispered words.

"How much did they have, Bunny?" were his first whispered words.

"Maguire a good three fingers, and the others at least two."

"Maguire has a good three fingers, and the others have at least two."

"Then we needn't lower our voices, and we needn't walk on our toes. Eheu! I dreamed somebody was kicking me in the ribs, and I believe it must have been true."

"Then we don’t have to whisper, and we don’t have to tiptoe. Oh no! I dreamed that someone was kicking me in the ribs, and I think it must have been real."

He had risen with a hand to his side and a wry look on his sweep's face.

He got up with a hand on his side and a sarcastic look on his sweep's face.

"You can guess which of them it was," said I. "The beast is jolly well served!"

"You can guess which one it was," I said. "That beast got what it deserved!"

And I shook my fist in the paralytic face of the most brutal bruiser of his time.

And I shook my fist in the paralyzed face of the toughest fighter of his time.

"He is safe till the forenoon, unless they bring a doctor to him," said Raffles. "I don't suppose we could rouse him now if we tried. How much of the fearsome stuff do you suppose I took? About a tablespoonful! I guessed what it was,[204] and couldn't resist making sure; the minute I was satisfied, I changed the label and the position of the two decanters, little thinking I should stay to see the fun; but in another minute I could hardly keep my eyes open. I realized then that I was fairly poisoned with some subtle drug. If I left the house at all in that state, I must leave the spoil behind, or be found drunk in the gutter with my head on the swag itself. In any case I should have been picked up and run in, and that might have led to anything."

"He’s safe until this morning, unless they bring a doctor to him," said Raffles. "I doubt we could wake him even if we wanted to. How much of that terrifying stuff do you think I took? About a tablespoon! I had a hunch about what it was,[204] and couldn’t help but confirm it; the moment I was sure, I switched the labels and moved the two bottles, never thinking I’d actually stick around to see what happened. But in a minute, I could barely keep my eyes open. That’s when I realized I was completely drugged with some sneaky substance. If I left the house in that condition, I’d have to leave the loot behind or risk being found passed out in the street with my head resting on the stolen goods. Either way, I would have been picked up and arrested, and that could have led to all kinds of trouble."

"So you rang me up!"

"So you called me!"

"It was my last brilliant inspiration—a sort of flash in the brain-pan before the end—and I remember very little about it. I was more asleep than awake at the time."

"It was my last great idea—a sort of spark in my mind before it all ended—and I remember very little about it. I was more asleep than awake at that moment."

"You sounded like it, Raffles, now that one has the clue."

"You sounded like it, Raffles, now that we have the clue."

"I can't remember a word I said, or what was the end of it, Bunny."

"I can't remember anything I said, or how it all ended, Bunny."

"You fell in a heap before you came to the end."

"You collapsed in a pile before you reached the end."

"You didn't hear that through the telephone?"

"You didn't hear that over the phone?"

"As though we had been in the same room: only I thought it was Maguire who had stolen a march on you and knocked you out."

"As if we were in the same room: I just thought it was Maguire who got the jump on you and knocked you out."

I had never seen Raffles more interested and[205] impressed; but at this point his smile altered, his eyes softened, and I found my hand in his.

I had never seen Raffles more interested and[205] impressed; but at this point, his smile changed, his eyes softened, and I felt my hand in his.

"You thought that, and yet you came like a shot to do battle for my body with Barney Maguire! Jack-the-Giant-killer wasn't in it with you, Bunny!"

"You thought that, and yet you rushed in like lightning to fight for my body against Barney Maguire! Jack-the-Giant-killer was nothing compared to you, Bunny!"

"It was no credit to me—it was rather the other thing," said I, remembering my rashness and my luck, and confessing both in a breath. "You know old Swigger Morrison?" I added in final explanation. "I had been dining with him at his club!"

"It wasn’t my merit—it was more like the opposite," I said, recalling my recklessness and my fortune, admitting both in one breath. "You know old Swigger Morrison?" I added for clarification. "I had been having dinner with him at his club!"

Raffles shook his long old head. And the kindly light in his eyes was still my infinite reward.

Raffles shook his old head. The gentle light in his eyes was still my endless reward.

"I don't care," said he, "how deeply you had been dining: in vino veritas, Bunny, and your pluck would always out! I have never doubted it, and I never shall. In fact, I rely on nothing else to get us out of this mess."

"I don't care," he said, "how heavily you had been drinking: in vino veritas, Bunny, and your courage will always come through! I've never doubted it, and I never will. Honestly, I count on nothing else to get us out of this situation."

My face must have fallen, as my heart sank at these words. I had said to myself that we were out of the mess already—that we had merely to make a clean escape from the house—now the easiest thing in the world. But as I looked at Raffles, and as Raffles looked at me, on the threshold of the room where the three sleepers slept on without[206] sound or movement, I grasped the real problem that lay before us. It was twofold; and the funny thing was that I had seen both horns of the dilemma for myself, before Raffles came to his senses. But with Raffles in his right mind, I had ceased to apply my own, or to carry my share of our common burden another inch. It had been an unconscious withdrawal on my part, an instinctive tribute to my leader; but I was sufficiently ashamed of it as we stood and faced the problem in each other's eyes.

My expression must have changed, just as my heart dropped at those words. I had convinced myself that we were already out of the mess—that all we had to do was make a clean getaway from the house—something that should be the easiest thing in the world. But as I looked at Raffles, and he looked at me, on the threshold of the room where the three sleepers remained totally still[206], I realized the real issue in front of us. It was twofold; and the strange thing was that I had recognized both sides of the dilemma myself, even before Raffles got his wits about him. But with Raffles clear-headed, I had stopped considering my own perspective or taking on my share of our common burden even a little bit. It had been an unconscious retreat on my part, an instinctive respect for my leader; but I felt embarrassed about it as we stood there confronting the problem in each other's eyes.

"If we simply cleared out," continued Raffles, "you would be incriminated in the first place as my accomplice, and once they had you they would have a compass with the needle pointing straight to me. They mustn't have either of us, Bunny, or they will get us both. And for my part they may as well!"

"If we just left," Raffles continued, "you'd be the first one blamed as my accomplice, and once they got you, they'd have a direct line to me. We can't let them catch either of us, Bunny, or they'll have us both. And honestly, they might as well!"

I echoed a sentiment that was generosity itself in Raffles, but in my case a mere truism.

I expressed a feeling that was all about generosity in Raffles, but for me, it was just a simple truth.

"It's easy enough for me," he went on. "I am a common house-breaker, and I escape. They don't know me from Noah. But they do know you; and how do you come to let me escape? What has happened to you, Bunny? That's the crux. What could have happened after they all dropped off?" And for a minute Raffles frowned[207] and smiled like a sensation novelist working out a plot; then the light broke, and transfigured him through his burnt cork. "I've got it, Bunny!" he exclaimed. "You took some of the stuff yourself, though of course not nearly so much as they did."

"It's easy for me," he continued. "I'm just a regular burglar, and I get away with it. They wouldn’t recognize me from Adam. But they know you; so how did you let me escape? What happened to you, Bunny? That’s the key. What could have happened after they all passed out?" For a moment, Raffles frowned[207] and smiled like a writer figuring out a plot; then the realization hit him, illuminating his face through his burnt cork. "I got it, Bunny!" he shouted. "You took some of the stuff yourself, but of course not nearly as much as they did."

"Splendid!" I cried. "They really were pressing it upon me at the end, and I did say it must be very little."

"Awesome!" I exclaimed. "They really were pushing it on me at the end, and I did say it had to be very little."

"You dozed off in your turn, but you were naturally the first to come to yourself. I had flown; so had the gold brick, the jewelled belt, and the silver statuette. You tried to rouse the others. You couldn't succeed; nor would you if you did try. So what did you do? What's the only really innocent thing you could do in the circumstances?"

"You fell asleep during your turn, but you were the first to wake up. I had taken off; so had the gold brick, the jeweelled belt, and the silver statue. You tried to wake the others up. You couldn't succeed, and even if you did, it wouldn’t have worked. So what did you do? What’s the only truly innocent thing you could do in that situation?"

"Go for the police," I suggested dubiously, little relishing the prospect.

"Call the police," I said uncertainly, not looking forward to the idea.

"There's a telephone installed for the purpose," said Raffles. "I should ring them up, if I were you. Try not to look blue about it, Bunny. They're quite the nicest fellows in the world, and what you have to tell them is a mere microbe to the camels I've made them swallow without a grain of salt. It's really the most convincing story one could conceive; but unfortunately there's another[208] point which will take more explaining away."

"There's a phone set up for that," Raffles said. "I’d call them if I were you. Try not to look so down about it, Bunny. They’re really the nicest guys you could meet, and what you need to tell them is nothing compared to the crazy stuff I've made them deal with. It's honestly the most convincing story anyone could think of; but unfortunately, there's another[208] issue that will need more explaining."

And even Raffles looked grave enough as I nodded.

And even Raffles looked serious as I nodded.

"You mean that they'll find out you rang me up?"

"You mean they'll find out you called me?"

"They may," said Raffles. "I see that I managed to replace the receiver all right. But still—they may."

"They might," Raffles said. "I see that I managed to put the receiver back in place properly. But still—they might."

"I'm afraid they will," said I, uncomfortably. "I'm very much afraid I gave something of the kind away. You see, you had not replaced the receiver; it was dangling over you where you lay. This very question came up, and the brutes themselves seemed so quick to see its possibilities that I thought best to take the bull by the horns and own that I had been rung up by somebody. To be absolutely honest, I even went so far as to say I thought it was Raffles!"

"I'm worried they will," I said, feeling uneasy. "I’m really afraid I gave something away. You see, you had not put the receiver back; it was just hanging over you while you lay there. This very question came up, and the jerks themselves seemed so quick to recognize its implications that I thought it was best to confront it directly and admit that I had received a call from someone. To be completely honest, I even went as far as to say I thought it was Raffles!"

"You didn't, Bunny!"

"You didn't, Bunny!"

"What could I say? I was obliged to think of somebody, and I saw they were not going to recognize you. So I put up a yarn about a wager we had made about this very trap of Maguire's. You see, Raffles, I've never properly told you how I got in, and there's no time now; but the first thing I had said was that I half expected to find[209] you here before me. That was in case they spotted you at once. But it made all that part about the telephone fit in rather well."

"What could I say? I had to think of someone, and I realized they weren’t going to recognize you. So, I made up a story about a bet we had made concerning this very trap of Maguire's. You see, Raffles, I’ve never really explained to you how I got in, and there’s no time for that now; but the first thing I said was that I half-expected to find[209] you here before me. That was in case they spotted you right away. But it made all that part about the phone fit in pretty well."

"I should think it did, Bunny," murmured Raffles, in a tone that added sensibly to my reward. "I couldn't have done better myself, and you will forgive my saying that you have never in your life done half so well. Talk about that crack you gave me on the head! You have made it up to me a hundredfold by all you have done to-night. But the bother of it is that there's still so much to do, and to hit upon, and so precious little time for thought as well as action."

"I think it did, Bunny," Raffles said softly, which only made my reward feel greater. "I couldn't have done better myself, and I hope you won't mind me saying that you've never done this well in your life. Forget about that crack you gave me on the head! You've made up for it a hundred times over with everything you've done tonight. But the problem is, there’s still so much left to do and figure out, and not nearly enough time for both thinking and acting."

I took out my watch and showed it to Raffles without a word. It was three o'clock in the morning, and the latter end of March. In little more than an hour there would be dim daylight in the streets. Raffles roused himself from a reverie with sudden decision.

I pulled out my watch and showed it to Raffles without saying anything. It was three in the morning, at the end of March. In just over an hour, the streets would have some early light. Raffles snapped out of his daze with a sudden sense of determination.

"There's only one thing for it, Bunny," said he. "We must trust each other and divide the labor. You ring up the police, and leave the rest to me."

"There's only one thing we can do, Bunny," he said. "We must trust each other and divide the work. You call the police, and I'll handle the rest."

"You haven't hit upon any reason for the sort of burglar they think you were, ringing up the kind of man they know I am?"[210]

"You haven't found any reason for the kind of burglar they think you were, calling a guy like me?"[210]

"Not yet, Bunny, but I shall. It may not be wanted for a day or so, and after all it isn't for you to give the explanation. It would be highly suspicious if you did."

"Not yet, Bunny, but I will. It might not be needed for a day or so, and anyway, it's not your place to explain. It would look very suspicious if you did."

"So it would," I agreed.

"Sure thing," I agreed.

"Then will you trust me to hit on something—if possible before morning—in any case by the time it's wanted? I won't fail you, Bunny. You must see how I can never, never fail you after to-night!"

"Then will you trust me to come up with something—if possible before morning—but definitely by the time it's needed? I won't let you down, Bunny. You have to understand that I can never, ever let you down after tonight!"

That settled it. I gripped his hand without another word, and remained on guard over the three sleepers while Raffles stole upstairs. I have since learned that there were servants at the top of the house, and in the basement a man, who actually heard some of our proceedings! But he was mercifully too accustomed to nocturnal orgies, and those of a far more uproarious character, to appear unless summoned to the scene. I believe he heard Raffles leave. But no secret was made of his exit: he let himself out, and told me afterward that the first person he encountered in the street was the constable on the beat. Raffles wished him good-morning, as well he might; for he had been upstairs to wash his face and hands; and in the prize-fighter's great hat and fur coat he might have marched round Scotland Yard[211] itself, in spite of his having the gold brick from Sacramento in one pocket, the silver statuette of Maguire in the other, and round his waist the jewelled belt presented to that worthy by the State of Nevada.

That settled it. I held onto his hand without saying anything else, staying alert over the three people sleeping while Raffles sneaked upstairs. I later found out that there were servants at the top of the house, and in the basement, a guy who actually heard some of what we were doing! But luckily, he was so used to wild parties, and those that were much louder, that he only showed up when called. I believe he heard Raffles leave. But it was no secret when he left: he let himself out and told me later that the first person he ran into on the street was the beat constable. Raffles wished him good morning, and he certainly could; he had gone upstairs to wash his face and hands. In the prizefighter's big hat and fur coat, he could have strolled around Scotland Yard[211] itself, even though he had a gold brick from Sacramento in one pocket, a silver statuette of Maguire in the other, and around his waist the jeweled belt that was given to him by the State of Nevada.

My immediate part was a little hard after the excitement of those small hours. I will only say that we had agreed that it would be wisest for me to lie like a log among the rest for half an hour, before staggering to my feet and rousing house and police; and that in that half-hour Barney Maguire crashed to the floor, without waking either himself or his companions, though not without bringing my beating heart into the very roof of my mouth.

My immediate role was a bit tough after the thrill of the early morning hours. I’ll just mention that we decided it was best for me to lie still like a log with the others for half an hour before getting up and waking the household and the police. During that half hour, Barney Maguire collapsed to the floor without waking himself or his friends, which almost made my heart jump into my throat.

It was daybreak when I gave the alarm with bell and telephone. In a few minutes we had the house congested with dishevelled domestics, irascible doctors, and arbitrary minions of the law. If I told my story once, I told it a dozen times, and all on an empty stomach. But it was certainly a most plausible and consistent tale, even without that confirmation which none of the other victims was as yet sufficiently recovered to supply. And in the end I was permitted to retire from the scene until required to give further information, or to identify the prisoner whom the good police[212] confidently expected to make before the day was out.

It was dawn when I raised the alarm with the bell and the phone. In just a few minutes, the house was packed with disheveled staff, irritable doctors, and demanding law enforcement officers. If I told my story once, I told it a dozen times, and all on an empty stomach. But it was definitely a very believable and coherent tale, even without the confirmation that none of the other victims was well enough to provide yet. In the end, I was allowed to leave the scene until I was needed to provide more information or to identify the suspect that the police[212] confidently expected to capture before the day was over.

I drove straight to the flat. The porter flew to help me out of my hansom. His face alarmed me more than any I had left in Half-moon Street. It alone might have spelled my ruin.

I drove directly to the apartment. The doorman hurried to help me out of my cab. His face scared me more than anyone I had encountered on Half-moon Street. It alone could have meant my downfall.

"Your flat's been entered in the night, sir," he cried. "The thieves have taken everything they could lay hands on."

"Someone broke into your apartment last night, sir," he shouted. "The thieves took everything they could get their hands on."

"Thieves in my flat!" I ejaculated aghast. There were one or two incriminating possessions up there, as well as at the Albany.

"Thieves in my apartment!" I exclaimed in shock. There were a couple of incriminating items up there, just like at the Albany.

"The door's been forced with a jimmy," said the porter. "It was the milkman who found it out. There's a constable up there now."

"The door's been pried open with a tool," said the porter. "The milkman discovered it. There's a cop up there now."

A constable poking about in my flat of all others! I rushed upstairs without waiting for the lift. The invader was moistening his pencil between laborious notes in a fat pocketbook; he had penetrated no further than the forced door. I dashed past him in a fever. I kept my trophies in a wardrobe drawer specially fitted with a Bramah lock. The lock was broken—the drawer void.

A cop rummaging through my apartment of all places! I dashed upstairs without waiting for the elevator. The intruder was wetting his pencil while struggling to jot down notes in a fat notebook; he hadn’t gotten past the broken door. I rushed past him in a panic. I kept my trophies in a wardrobe drawer that had a special Bramah lock. The lock was broken—the drawer was empty.

"Something valuable, sir?" inquired the intrusive constable at my heels.

"Something valuable, sir?" asked the nosy cop following me.

"Yes, indeed—some old family silver," I answered.[213] It was quite true. But the family was not mine.

"Yeah, definitely—some old family silver," I replied.[213] It was completely true. But the family wasn't mine.

And not till then did the truth flash across my mind. Nothing else of value had been taken. But there was a meaningless litter in all the rooms. I turned to the porter, who had followed me up from the street; it was his wife who looked after the flat.

And not until then did the truth hit me. Nothing else of value had been taken. But there was a pointless mess in all the rooms. I turned to the porter, who had followed me up from the street; it was his wife who took care of the flat.

"Get rid of this idiot as quick as you can," I whispered. "I'm going straight to Scotland Yard myself. Let your wife tidy the place while I'm gone, and have the lock mended before she leaves. I'm going as I am, this minute!"

"Get rid of this idiot as fast as you can," I whispered. "I'm heading straight to Scotland Yard myself. Let your wife clean up while I'm gone, and have the lock fixed before she leaves. I'm going just like this, right now!"

And go I did, in the first hansom I could find—but not straight to Scotland Yard. I stopped the cab in Piccadilly on the way.

And off I went, in the first cab I could find—but not straight to Scotland Yard. I had the driver stop in Piccadilly on the way.

Old Raffles opened his own door to me. I cannot remember finding him fresher, more immaculate, more delightful to behold in every way. Could I paint a picture of Raffles with something other than my pen, it would be as I saw him that bright March morning, at his open door in the Albany, a trim, slim figure in matutinal gray, cool and gay and breezy as incarnate spring.

Old Raffles opened the door for me. I can’t remember ever seeing him looking fresher, more polished, and more delightful in every way. If I could paint a picture of Raffles instead of writing about him, it would capture how he looked that bright March morning, standing in his open door at the Albany, a sleek, slim figure in morning gray, cool, cheerful, and breezy like spring itself.

"What on earth did you do it for?" I asked within.

"What on earth did you do that for?" I asked myself.

"It was the only solution," he answered, handing[214] me the cigarettes. "I saw it the moment I got outside."

"It was the only solution," he replied, handing[214] me the cigarettes. "I realized it the moment I stepped outside."

"I don't see it yet."

"I don't see it so far."

"Why should a burglar call an innocent gentleman away from home?"

"Why would a burglar call an innocent guy while he’s not home?"

"That's what we couldn't make out."

"That's what we couldn't figure out."

"I tell you I got it directly I had left you. He called you away in order to burgle you too, of course!"

"I’m telling you, I got this information right after I left you. He called you away to rob you as well, obviously!"

And Raffles stood smiling upon me in all his incomparable radiance and audacity.

And Raffles stood smiling at me in all his unmatched brilliance and boldness.

"But why me?" I asked. "Why on earth should he burgle me?"

"But why me?" I asked. "Why would he break into my place?"

"My dear Bunny, we must leave something to the imagination of the police. But we will assist them to a fact or two in due season. It was the dead of night when Maguire first took us to his house; it was at the Imperial Boxing Club we met him; and you meet queer fish at the Imperial Boxing Club. You may remember that he telephoned to his man to prepare supper for us, and that you and he discussed telephones and treasure as we marched through the midnight streets. He was certainly bucking about his trophies, and for the sake of the argument you will be good enough to admit that you probably bucked about yours. What happens? You are overheard; you are followed;[215] you are worked into the same scheme, and robbed on the same night."

"My dear Bunny, we should leave some things to the police's imagination. But we will help them with a fact or two eventually. It was the dead of night when Maguire first took us to his house; we met him at the Imperial Boxing Club, and you do meet some strange characters there. You might recall that he called his guy to prepare dinner for us, and while we walked through the streets at midnight, you two talked about phones and treasure. He was definitely showing off his trophies, and for the sake of the argument, you’ll kindly admit that you probably showed off yours too. What happens? You get overheard; you get followed;[215] you get pulled into the same scheme, and you get robbed on the same night."

"And you really think this will meet the case?"

"And you actually think this will work?"

"I am quite certain of it, Bunny, so far as it rests with us to meet the case at all."

"I’m fairly sure about that, Bunny, as far as it’s up to us to handle the situation."

"Then give me another cigarette, my dear fellow, and let me push on to Scotland Yard."

"Then pass me another cigarette, my friend, and let me head over to Scotland Yard."

Raffles held up both hands in admiring horror.

Raffles raised both hands in amazed shock.

"Scotland Yard!"

"Metropolitan Police!"

"To give a false description of what you took from that drawer in my wardrobe."

"To provide a misleading description of what you took from that drawer in my wardrobe."

"A false description! Bunny, you have no more to learn from me. Time was when I wouldn't have let you go there without me to retrieve a lost umbrella—let alone a lost cause!"

"A false description! Bunny, you have nothing more to learn from me. There was a time when I wouldn't have let you go there without me to get a lost umbrella—let alone a lost cause!"

And for once I was not sorry for Raffles to have the last unworthy word, as he stood once more at his outer door and gayly waved me down the stairs.

And for once, I didn’t mind Raffles having the last unworthy word as he stood at his front door again and cheerfully waved me down the stairs.


The Spoils of Sacrilege

T

here was one deed of those days which deserved a place in our original annals. It is the deed of which I am personally most ashamed. I have traced the course of a score of felonies, from their source in the brain of Raffles to their issue in his hands. I have omitted all mention of the one which emanated from my own miserable mind. But in these supplementary memoirs, wherein I pledged myself to extenuate nothing more that I might have to tell of Raffles, it is only fair that I should make as clean a breast of my own baseness. It was I, then, and I alone, who outraged natural sentiment, and trampled the expiring embers of elementary decency, by proposing and planning the raid upon my own old home.

There was one act from those days that deserves a spot in our original records. It's the act I'm personally most ashamed of. I've traced the path of numerous crimes, starting from Raffles' twisted thoughts to his actions. I've left out the one that originated from my own pathetic mind. But in these additional memoirs, where I promised not to downplay anything else I might share about Raffles, it’s only fair that I openly acknowledge my own wrongdoing. It was I, and I alone, who violated common decency and crushed the fading sparks of basic morality by suggesting and planning the raid on my own childhood home.

I would not accuse myself the more vehemently by making excuses at this point. Yet I feel bound to state that it was already many years since the place had passed from our possession into that of an utter alien, against whom I harbored a prejudice which was some excuse in itself. He had enlarged and altered the dear old place out of[217] knowledge; nothing had been good enough for him as it stood in our day. The man was a hunting maniac, and where my dear father used to grow prize peaches under glass, this vandal was soon stabling his hothouse thoroughbreds, which took prizes in their turn at all the country shows. It was a southern county, and I never went down there without missing another greenhouse and noting a corresponding extension to the stables. Not that I ever set foot in the grounds from the day we left; but for some years I used to visit old friends in the neighborhood, and could never resist the temptation to reconnoitre the scenes of my childhood. And so far as could be seen from the road—which it stood too near—the house itself appeared to be the one thing that the horsey purchaser had left much as he found it.

I wouldn't blame myself any more strongly by making excuses at this point. Still, I feel it's important to mention that it had been many years since the place left our ownership and fell into the hands of a complete stranger, against whom I held a prejudice that was somewhat justifiable. He had expanded and changed the beloved old place out of sheer arrogance; nothing was good enough for him as it was in our time. The guy was obsessed with hunting, and where my dear father used to grow prize peaches in greenhouses, this vandal soon turned the space into stables for his prize-winning thoroughbreds that took home awards at all the local shows. It was in a southern county, and I never went down there without noticing another greenhouse gone and a corresponding expansion of the stables. Not that I ever stepped foot on the grounds since we left; but for several years, I would visit old friends in the area and could never resist the urge to check out the scenes of my childhood. As far as I could see from the road—which was too close—the house itself seemed to be the only thing the horse-loving buyer had left the same as he found it.

My only other excuse may be none at all in any eyes but mine. It was my passionate desire at this period to "keep up my end" with Raffles in every department of the game felonious. He would insist upon an equal division of all proceeds; it was for me to earn my share. So far I had been useful only at a pinch; the whole credit of any real success belonged invariably to Raffles. It had always been his idea. That was the tradition[218] which I sought to end, and no means could compare with that of my unscrupulous choice. There was the one house in England of which I knew every inch, and Raffles only what I told him. For once I must lead, and Raffles follow, whether he liked it or not. He saw that himself; and I think he liked it better than he liked me for the desecration in view; but I had hardened my heart, and his feelings were too fine for actual remonstrance on such a point.

My only other excuse might seem like no excuse at all to anyone but me. At this time, I was really determined to "pull my weight" alongside Raffles in all aspects of our criminal activities. He insisted on splitting all the profits equally; it was up to me to earn my part. So far, I had only been useful in emergencies; the true credit for any real success always went to Raffles. It had always been his idea. That was the status quo[218] that I wanted to change, and nothing could compare to my ruthless determination. There was one house in England that I knew inside and out, while Raffles only knew what I told him. For once, I had to lead, and Raffles had to follow, whether he wanted to or not. He recognized this himself, and I think he found it more appealing than he did me for the impiety ahead, but I had hardened my heart, and his feelings were too sensitive to protest about it.

I, in my obduracy, went to foul extremes. I drew plans of all the floors from memory. I actually descended upon my friends in the neighborhood, with the sole object of obtaining snapshots over our own old garden wall. Even Raffles could not keep his eyebrows down when I showed him the prints one morning in the Albany. But he confined his open criticisms to the house.

I, being stubborn, went to ridiculous lengths. I sketched out all the floors from memory. I even showed up at my friends' houses in the neighborhood just to get photos over our old garden wall. Even Raffles couldn't hide his surprise when I showed him the pictures one morning in the Albany. But he limited his open critiques to the house.

"Built in the late 'sixties, I see," said Raffles, "or else very early in the 'seventies."

"Built in the late '60s, I see," said Raffles, "or maybe very early in the '70s."

"Exactly when it was built," I replied. "But that's worthy of a sixpenny detective, Raffles! How on earth did you know?"

"Exactly when it was built," I replied. "But that's something a cheap detective novel would cover, Raffles! How on earth did you know?"

"That slate tower bang over the porch, with the dormer windows and the iron railing and flag-staff atop makes us a present of the period. You see them on almost every house of a certain size[219] built about thirty years ago. They are quite the most useless excrescences I know."

"That slate tower right above the porch, with the dormer windows and the iron railing and flagpole on top, gives us a glimpse of the style from that time. You see them on almost every house of a certain size[219] built around thirty years ago. They are definitely the most pointless additions I know."

"Ours wasn't," I answered, with some warmth. "It was my sanctum sanctorum in the holidays. I smoked my first pipe up there, and wrote my first verses!"

"Ours wasn't," I replied, feeling a bit nostalgic. "It was my sanctum sanctorum during the holidays. I smoked my first pipe up there and wrote my first poems!"

Raffles laid a kindly hand upon my shoulder.

Raffles gently placed a hand on my shoulder.

"Bunny, Bunny, you can rob the old place, and yet you can't hear a word against it!"

"Bunny, Bunny, you can steal from that old place, yet you can't handle anyone saying anything bad about it!"

"That's different," said I relentlessly. "The tower was there in my time, but the man I mean to rob was not."

"That's different," I said insistently. "The tower was there in my time, but the guy I plan to rob wasn't."

"You really do mean to do it, Bunny?"

"You really plan to go through with it, Bunny?"

"By myself, if necessary!" I averred.

"On my own, if I have to!" I asserted.

"Not again, Bunny, not again," rejoined Raffles, laughing as he shook his head. "But do you think the man has enough to make it worth our while to go so far afield?"

"Not again, Bunny, not again," Raffles replied, laughing as he shook his head. "But do you really think the guy has enough to make it worth our while to go this far?"

"Far afield! It's not forty miles on the London and Brighton."

"Far away! It's not even forty miles to London and Brighton."

"Well, that's as bad as a hundred on most lines. And when did you say it was to be?"

"Well, that's as bad as a hundred on most lines. And when did you say it was supposed to be?"

"Friday week."

"Next Friday."

"I don't much like a Friday, Bunny. Why make it one?"

"I'm not really a fan of Fridays, Bunny. Why turn it into one?"

"It's the night of their Hunt Point-to-Point. They wind up the season with it every year; and[220] the bloated Guillemard usually sweeps the board with his fancy flyers."

"It's the night of their Hunt Point-to-Point. They wrap up the season with it every year; and[220] the bloated Guillemard usually dominates with his flashy flyers."

"You mean the man in your old house?"

"You mean the guy in your old house?"

"Yes; and he tops up with no end of dinner there," I went on, "to his hunting pals and the bloods who ride for him. If the festive board doesn't groan under a new regiment of challenge cups, it will be no fault of theirs, and old Guillemard will have to do them top-hole all the same."

"Yeah, and he always has an endless dinner party for his hunting buddies and the elite who ride with him. If the banquet table isn't overflowing with a new set of challenge cups, it won’t be their fault, and old Guillemard will still have to impress them."

"So it's a case of common pot-hunting," remarked Raffles, eyeing me shrewdly through the cigarette smoke.

"So it's just a matter of common treasure hunting," Raffles remarked, looking at me intently through the cigarette smoke.

"Not for us, my dear fellow," I made answer in his own tone. "I wouldn't ask you to break into the next set of chambers here in the Albany for a few pieces of modern silver, Raffles. Not that we need scorn the cups if we get a chance of lifting them, and if Guillemard does so in the first instance. It's by no means certain that he will. But it is pretty certain to be a lively night for him and his pals—and a vulnerable one for the best bedroom!"

"Not for us, my friend," I replied in his own style. "I wouldn't ask you to break into the next apartment here at the Albany for a few pieces of modern silver, Raffles. Not that we should turn our noses up at the cups if we get a chance to take them, especially if Guillemard does so first. It's far from certain that he will. But it's pretty likely to be an eventful night for him and his buddies—and a risky one for the best bedroom!"

"Capital!" said Raffles, throwing coits of smoke between his smiles. "Still, if it's a dinner-party, the hostess won't leave her jewels upstairs. She'll wear them, my boy."

"Money!" Raffles said, puffing out clouds of smoke between his grins. "But if it's a dinner party, the hostess won’t leave her jewelry upstairs. She’ll be wearing it, my boy."

"Not all of them, Raffles; she has far too many[221] for that. Besides, it isn't an ordinary dinner-party; they say Mrs. Guillemard is generally the only lady there, and that she's quite charming in herself. Now, no charming woman would clap on all sail in jewels for a roomful of fox-hunters."

"Not all of them, Raffles; she has way too many[221] for that. Besides, it’s not just an ordinary dinner party; they say Mrs. Guillemard is usually the only woman there, and that she’s quite charming on her own. Now, no charming woman would deck herself out in jewels for a room full of fox hunters."

"It depends what jewels she has."

"It depends on what jewels she has."

"Well, she might wear her rope of pearls."

"Well, she might wear her pearl necklace."

"I should have said so."

"I should've said that."

"And, of course, her rings."

"And, of course, her rings."

"Exactly, Bunny."

"Right, Bunny."

"But not necessarily her diamond tiara——"

"But not necessarily her diamond tiara——"

"Has she got one?"

"Does she have one?"

"——and certainly not her emerald and diamond necklace on top of all!"

"——and definitely not her emerald and diamond necklace on top of all that!"

Raffles snatched the Sullivan from his lips, and his eyes burned like its end.

Raffles grabbed the Sullivan from his lips, and his eyes burned like its tip.

"Bunny, do you mean to tell me there are all these things?"

"Bunny, are you really telling me there are all these things?"

"Of course I do," said I. "They are rich people, and he's not such a brute as to spend everything on his stable. Her jewels are as much the talk as his hunters. My friends told me all about both the other day when I was down making inquiries. They thought my curiosity as natural as my wish for a few snapshots of the old place. In their opinion the emerald necklace alone must be worth thousands of pounds."[222]

"Of course I do," I said. "They're wealthy, and he’s not such a brute that he spends everything on his horses. Her jewels are just as talked about as his hunters. My friends filled me in on both when I was down there asking questions. They thought my curiosity was as natural as my desire for a few photos of the old place. In their view, that emerald necklace alone must be worth thousands of pounds."[222]

Raffles rubbed his hands in playful pantomime.

Raffles rubbed his hands in a playful gesture.

"I only hope you didn't ask too many questions, Bunny! But if your friends are such old friends, you will never enter their heads when they hear what has happened, unless you are seen down there on the night, which might be fatal. Your approach will require some thought: if you like I can work out the shot for you. I shall go down independently, and the best thing may be to meet outside the house itself on the night of nights. But from that moment I am in your hands."

"I just hope you didn't ask too many questions, Bunny! But if your friends are really close, they won't think of you when they hear what happened, unless they see you down there that night, which could be dangerous. You’ll need to plan your approach carefully: if you want, I can figure out the details for you. I’ll go down on my own, and it might be best to meet outside the house itself on that night. But from that point on, I'm in your hands."

And on these refreshing lines our plan of campaign was gradually developed and elaborated into that finished study on which Raffles would rely like any artist of the footlights. None were more capable than he of coping with the occasion as it rose, of rising himself with the emergency of the moment, of snatching a victory from the very dust of defeat. Yet, for choice, every detail was premeditated, and an alternative expedient at each finger's end for as many bare and awful possibilities. In this case, however, the finished study stopped short at the garden gate or wall; there I was to assume command; and though Raffles carried the actual tools of trade of which he alone was master, it was on the understanding that for once I should control and direct their use.[223]

And from these refreshing ideas, our campaign plan gradually took shape, becoming the polished strategy that Raffles would rely on like any performer on stage. No one was better than him at handling situations as they arose, adapting to the challenges of the moment, and turning a defeat into victory. Still, every detail was carefully planned, with backup options ready for numerous harsh possibilities. In this instance, though, the polished strategy ended at the garden gate or wall; there, I was to take charge. Even though Raffles held the actual tools of the trade, which he alone mastered, it was understood that this time, I would control and direct how they were used.[223]

I had gone down in evening-clothes by an evening train, but had carefully overshot old landmarks, and alighted at a small station some miles south of the one where I was still remembered. This committed me to a solitary and somewhat lengthy tramp; but the night was mild and starry, and I marched into it with a high stomach; for this was to be no costume crime, and yet I should have Raffles at my elbow all the night. Long before I reached my destination, indeed, he stood in wait for me on the white highway, and we finished with linked arms.

I had taken an evening train in formal clothes, but I had missed my usual stops and got off at a small station several miles south of where I was still remembered. This meant I had to walk alone for a while, but the night was warm and starry, and I headed into it feeling quite good; this wasn't going to be any petty crime, plus I'd have Raffles by my side all night. Long before I got to where I was going, he was already waiting for me on the white road, and we linked arms as we walked together.

"I came down early," said Raffles, "and had a look at the races. I always prefer to measure my man, Bunny; and you needn't sit in the front row of the stalls to take stock of your friend Guillemard. No wonder he doesn't ride his own horses! The steeple-chaser isn't foaled that would carry him round that course. But he's a fine monument of a man, and he takes his troubles in a way that makes me blush to add to them."

"I came down early," Raffles said, "and checked out the races. I always like to size up my guy, Bunny; and you don’t have to sit in the front row of the stalls to assess your friend Guillemard. It’s no wonder he doesn’t ride his own horses! There isn’t a steeplechaser that could carry him around that course. But he’s a great-looking guy, and he handles his problems in a way that makes me feel embarrassed to add to them."

"Did he lose a horse?" I inquired cheerfully.

"Did he lose a horse?" I asked cheerfully.

"No, Bunny, but he didn't win a race! His horses were by chalks the best there, and his pals rode them like the foul fiend, but with the worst of luck every time. Not that you'd think it, from the row they're making. I've been listening to[224] them from the road—you always did say the house stood too near it."

"No, Bunny, but he still didn't win a race! His horses were by far the best there, and his friends rode them like crazy, but they just had the worst luck every time. You wouldn't think that from the noise they're making. I've been listening to[224] them from the road—you always said the house was too close to it."

"Then you didn't go in?"

"So you didn't go in?"

"When it's your show? You should know me better. Not a foot would I set on the premises behind your back. But here they are, so perhaps you'll lead the way."

"When it's your show? You should know me better. I wouldn't step foot on the premises without you knowing. But here they are, so maybe you can show me the way."

And I led it without a moment's hesitation, through the unpretentious six-barred gate into the long but shallow crescent of the drive. There were two such gates, one at each end of the drive, but no lodge at either, and not a light nearer than those of the house. The shape and altitude of the lighted windows, the whisper of the laurels on either hand, the very feel of the gravel underfoot, were at once familiar to my senses as the sweet, relaxing, immemorial air that one drank deeper at every breath. Our stealthy advance was to me like stealing back into one's childhood; and yet I could conduct it without compunction. I was too excited to feel immediate remorse, albeit not too lost in excitement to know that remorse for every step that I was taking would be my portion soon enough. I mean every word that I have written of my peculiar shame for this night's work. And it was all to come over me before the night was out. But in the garden I never felt it once.[225]

And I led it without a second thought, through the simple six-barred gate into the long but shallow curve of the driveway. There were two such gates, one at each end of the drive, but no lodge at either, and no light closer than those of the house. The shape and height of the lit windows, the soft rustle of the laurels on either side, the very feel of the gravel underfoot, were all instantly familiar to me, like the sweet, calming, timeless air that filled my lungs with every breath. Our quiet progress felt to me like sneaking back into childhood; and yet I could do it without guilt. I was too thrilled to feel immediate regret, although I wasn’t so caught up in excitement that I didn't realize that regret for every step I was taking would soon be mine. I mean every word I’ve written about my strange shame for this night’s actions. And it was all going to hit me before the night was over. But in the garden, I never felt it at all.[225]

The dining-room windows blazed in the side of the house facing the road. That was an objection to peeping through the venetian blinds, as we nevertheless did, at our peril of observation from the road. Raffles would never have led me into danger so gratuitous and unnecessary, but he followed me into it without a word. I can only plead that we both had our reward. There was a sufficient chink in the obsolete venetians, and through it we saw every inch of the picturesque board. Mrs. Guillemard was still in her place, but she really was the only lady, and dressed as quietly as I had prophesied; round her neck was her rope of pearls, but not the glimmer of an emerald nor the glint of a diamond, nor yet the flashing constellation of a tiara in her hair. I gripped Raffles in token of my triumph, and he nodded as he scanned the overwhelming majority of flushed fox-hunters. With the exception of one stripling, evidently the son of the house, they were in evening pink to a man; and as I say, their faces matched their coats. An enormous fellow, with a great red face and cropped moustache, occupied my poor father's place; he it was who had replaced our fruitful vineries with his stinking stables; but I am bound to own he looked a genial clod, as he sat in his fat and listened to the young bloods boasting of their[226] prowess, or elaborately explaining their mishaps. And for a minute we listened also, before I remembered my responsibilities, and led Raffles round to the back of the house.

The dining room windows were bright on the side of the house facing the road. That was a reason to avoid looking through the venetian blinds, but we did it anyway, risking being seen from the street. Raffles wouldn’t have brought me into such a pointless and unnecessary danger, but he followed me in without saying a word. I can only say that we both got something out of it. There was a decent gap in the old venetians, and through it we could see every detail of the charming board. Mrs. Guillemard was still in her spot, but she was truly the only lady there, dressed as I had expected; around her neck was a string of pearls, but there was no sparkle of emeralds, no shine of diamonds, nor the dazzling presence of a tiara in her hair. I squeezed Raffles’ arm as a sign of my triumph, and he nodded as he scanned the overwhelming number of flushed fox hunters. Except for one young guy, clearly the host’s son, they were all in evening pink; and as I mentioned, their faces matched their coats. A huge guy with a big red face and a cropped mustache took my poor father’s place; he was the one who replaced our fruitful vineyards with his stinky stables; but I have to admit he looked like a friendly brute as he sat comfortably, listening to the young guys bragging about their[226] skills, or elaborately recounting their mishaps. For a minute, we listened too, before I remembered my responsibilities and led Raffles around to the back of the house.

There never was an easier house to enter. I used to feel that keenly as a boy, when, by a prophetic irony, burglars were my bugbear, and I looked under my bed every night in life. The bow-windows on the ground floor finished in inane balconies to the first-floor windows. These balconies had ornamental iron railings, to which a less ingenious rope-ladder than ours could have been hitched with equal ease. Raffles had brought it with him, round his waist, and he carried the telescopic stick for fixing it in place. The one was unwound, and the other put together, in a secluded corner of the red-brick walls, where of old I had played my own game of squash-rackets in the holidays. I made further investigations in the starlight, and even found a trace of my original white line along the red wall.

There has never been an easier house to enter. I felt this strongly as a kid when, ironically, burglars were my greatest fear, and I checked under my bed every night. The ground-floor bay windows led to pointless balconies at the first floor. These balconies had decorative iron railings, where a less clever rope ladder than ours could have been attached just as easily. Raffles had brought it with him wrapped around his waist, and he carried the telescopic stick to secure it in place. One was unwound, and the other assembled in a secluded spot on the red-brick walls, where I used to play squash during the holidays. I made further explorations under the starlight and even found a trace of my original white line along the red wall.

But it was not until we had effected our entry through the room which had been my very own, and made our parlous way across the lighted landing, to the best bedroom of those days and these, that I really felt myself a worm. Twin brass bedsteads occupied the site of the old four-[227]poster from which I had first beheld the light. The doors were the same; my childish hands had grasped these very handles. And there was Raffles securing the landing door with wedge and gimlet, the very second after softly closing it behind us.

But it wasn't until we made our way through the room that had once been mine and carefully crossed the lit landing to the best bedroom of both then and now that I truly felt like a nobody. Twin brass beds took the place of the old four-poster where I first saw the light. The doors were the same; my small hands had held these exact handles. And there was Raffles, securing the landing door with a wedge and a drill, just a moment after he quietly closed it behind us.

"The other leads into the dressing-room, of course? Then you might be fixing the outer dressing-room door," he whispered at his work, "but not the middle one Bunny, unless you want to. The stuff will be in there, you see, if it isn't in here."

"The other one goes to the dressing room, right? Then you could be working on the outer dressing room door," he whispered as he worked, "but not the middle one, Bunny, unless you want to. The stuff will be in there, you know, if it isn't in here."

My door was done in a moment, being fitted with a powerful bolt; but now an aching conscience made me busier than I need have been. I had raised the rope-ladder after us into my own old room, and while Raffles wedged his door I lowered the ladder from one of the best bedroom windows, in order to prepare that way of escape which was a fundamental feature of his own strategy. I meant to show Raffles that I had not followed in his train for nothing. But I left it to him to unearth the jewels. I had begun by turning up the gas; there appeared to be no possible risk in that; and Raffles went to work with a will in the excellent light. There were some good pieces in the room, including an ancient tallboy in[228] fruity mahogany, every drawer of which was turned out on the bed without avail. A few of the drawers had locks to pick, yet not one trifle to our taste within. The situation became serious as the minutes flew. We had left the party at its sweets; the solitary lady might be free to roam her house at any minute. In the end we turned our attention to the dressing-room. And no sooner did Raffles behold the bolted door than up went his hands.

My door was done in no time, fitted with a strong bolt; but now an uneasy conscience made me busier than I needed to be. I had pulled up the rope ladder into my old room, and while Raffles secured his door, I lowered the ladder from one of the bedroom windows to prepare the escape route that was key to his strategy. I wanted to prove to Raffles that I hadn’t followed him for nothing. But I left it to him to find the jewels. I started by turning up the gas; it seemed there was no real risk in that, and Raffles got to work enthusiastically in the bright light. There were some nice pieces in the room, including an old tallboy in[228] rich mahogany, every drawer of which was emptied onto the bed without any luck. A few of the drawers needed locks to be picked, yet we didn’t find anything that caught our interest. The situation grew more urgent as time passed. We had left the party enjoying themselves; the lone lady might roam her house at any moment. Finally, we focused on the dressing-room. And no sooner did Raffles see the bolted door than he raised his hands.

"A bathroom bolt," he cried below his breath, "and no bath in the room! Why didn't you tell me, Bunny? A bolt like that speaks volumes; there's none on the bedroom door, remember, and this one's worthy of a strong room! What if it is their strong room, Bunny! Oh, Bunny, what if this is their safe!"

"A bathroom lock," he murmured under his breath, "and no bathtub in the room! Why didn't you tell me, Bunny? A lock like that says a lot; there isn't one on the bedroom door, remember, and this one's fit for a vault! What if it's their vault, Bunny! Oh, Bunny, what if this is their safe!"

Raffles had dropped upon his knees before a carved oak chest of indisputable antiquity. Its panels were delightfully irregular, its angles faultlessly faulty, its one modern defilement a strong lock to the lid. Raffles was smiling as he produced his jimmy. R—r—r—rip went lock or lid in another ten seconds—I was not there to see which. I had wandered back into the bedroom in a paroxysm of excitement and suspense. I must keep busy as well as Raffles, and it was not too soon[229] to see whether the rope-ladder was all right. In another minute....

Raffles had dropped to his knees in front of a carved oak chest that was definitely ancient. Its panels were charmingly uneven, its angles perfectly imperfect, and the only modern feature was a sturdy lock on the lid. Raffles was grinning as he pulled out his jimmy. R—r—r—rip went either the lock or the lid in another ten seconds—I wasn't there to see which. I had stepped back into the bedroom, bursting with excitement and anticipation. I needed to keep myself as busy as Raffles, and it was high time[229] to check if the rope ladder was in good shape. In just a minute...

I stood frozen to the floor. I had hooked the ladder beautifully to the inner sill of wood, and had also let down the extended rod for the more expeditious removal of both on our return to terra firma. Conceive my cold horror on arriving at the open window just in time to see the last of hooks and bending rod, as they floated out of sight and reach into the outer darkness of the night, removed by some silent and invisible hand below!

I stood frozen in place. I had perfectly hooked the ladder onto the wooden inner sill, and I had also lowered the extended rod for easier removal of both when we returned to terra firma. Imagine my chilling horror when I reached the open window just in time to see the last of the hooks and the bending rod as they disappeared from view and reach into the dark night, taken away by some silent and unseen hand below!

"Raffles—Raffles—they've spotted us and moved the ladder this very instant!"

"Raffles—Raffles—they've seen us and moved the ladder just now!"

So I panted as I rushed on tiptoe to the dressing-room. Raffles had the working end of his jimmy under the lid of a leathern jewel case. It flew open at the vicious twist of his wrist that preceded his reply.

So I panted as I hurried on tiptoe to the dressing room. Raffles had the working end of his tool under the lid of a leather jewelry box. It popped open with a quick twist of his wrist that came before his response.

"Did you let them see that you'd spotted that?"

"Did you show them that you noticed that?"

"No."

"Nope."

"Good! Pocket some of these cases—no time to open them. Which door's nearest the backstairs?"

"Great! Grab some of these cases—no time to open them. Which door is closest to the back stairs?"

"The other."

"The other one."

"Come on then!"[230]

"Let's go!"[230]

"No, no, I'll lead the way. I know every inch of it."

"No, no, I'll take the lead. I know it inside and out."

And, as I leaned against the bedroom door, handle in hand, while Raffles stooped to unscrew the gimlet and withdraw the wedge, I hit upon the ideal port in the storm that was evidently about to burst on our devoted heads. It was the last place in which they would look for a couple of expert cracksmen with no previous knowledge of the house. If only we could gain my haven unobserved, there we might lie in unsuspected hiding, and by the hour, if not for days and nights.

And, as I leaned against the bedroom door, handle in hand, while Raffles bent down to unscrew the gimlet and remove the wedge, I stumbled upon the perfect hideout just as the storm was about to hit us. It was the last place they'd expect to find a couple of skilled burglars who had no prior experience with the house. If only we could reach our safe spot unnoticed, we could lie hidden for hours, if not for days and nights.

Alas for that sanguine dream! The wedge was out, and Raffles on his feet behind me. I opened the door, and for a second the pair of us stood upon the threshold.

Alas for that hopeful dream! The wedge was out, and Raffles was up on his feet behind me. I opened the door, and for a moment, we both stood in the doorway.

Creeping up the stairs before us, each on the tip of his silken toes, was a serried file of pink barbarians, redder in the face than anywhere else, and armed with crops carried by the wrong end. The monumental person with the short moustache led the advance. The fool stood still upon the top step to let out the loudest and cheeriest view-holloa that ever smote my ears.

Creeping up the stairs in front of us, each on the tips of their soft toes, was a line of pink barbarians, red-faced more than anywhere else, and holding crops by the wrong end. The big guy with the short mustache led the way. The idiot paused on the top step to let out the loudest and happiest shout that I had ever heard.

It cost him more than he may know until I tell him. There was the wide part of the landing between us; we had just that much start along the[231] narrow part, with the walls and doors upon our left, the banisters on our right, and the baize door at the end. But if the great Guillemard had not stopped to live up to his sporting reputation, he would assuredly have laid one or other of us by the heels, and either would have been tantamount to both. As I gave Raffles a headlong lead to the baize door, I glanced down the great well of stairs, and up came the daft yells of these sporting oafs:

It cost him more than he might realize until I tell him. There was the wide area of the landing between us; we had just that much of a head start along the [231] narrow stretch, with the walls and doors on our left, the banisters on our right, and the baize door at the end. But if the great Guillemard hadn't paused to uphold his sporting reputation, he definitely would have taken one of us down, and either outcome would have been the same for both of us. As I rushed Raffles toward the baize door, I glanced down the grand staircase, and the silly shouts of those sporty idiots came up:

"Gone away—gone away!"

"Left—just left!"

"Yoick—yoick—yoick!"

"Yay—yay—yay!"

"Yon-der they go!"

"There they go!"

And gone I had, through the baize door to the back landing, with Raffles at my heels. I held the swing door for him, and heard him bang it in the face of the spluttering and blustering master of the house. Other feet were already in the lower flight of the backstairs; but the upper flight was the one for me, and in an instant we were racing along the upper corridor with the chuckle-headed pack at our heels. Here it was all but dark—they were the servants' bedrooms that we were passing now—but I knew what I was doing. Round the last corner to the right, through the first door to the left and we were in the room underneath the tower. In our time a long step-ladder had led to the tower itself. I rushed in[232] the dark to the old corner. Thank God, the ladder was there still! It leaped under us as we rushed aloft like one quadruped. The breakneck trap-door was still protected by a curved brass stanchion; this I grasped with one hand, and then Raffles with the other as I felt my feet firm upon the tower floor. In he sprawled after me, and down went the trap-door with a bang upon the leading hound.

And I was gone, through the green door to the back landing, with Raffles following closely behind me. I held the door open for him, and heard him slam it in the face of the spluttering and blustering owner of the house. Other footsteps were already on the lower set of stairs, but I was headed up the upper stairs, and in no time we were racing down the upper corridor with the clueless group chasing after us. It was almost dark here—these were the servants' bedrooms we were passing—but I knew exactly what I was doing. I turned the last corner to the right, through the first door on the left, and we were in the room under the tower. Back in the day, there had been a long step-ladder leading up to the tower itself. I rushed in[232] the dark to the old corner. Thank goodness, the ladder was still there! It sprang up beneath us as we rushed upward like a single creature. The risky trap-door was still secured by a curved brass post; I grabbed it with one hand, and then Raffles with the other as I felt my feet land securely on the tower floor. He sprawled in after me, and the trap-door crashed down onto the leading hound.

Down went the trap-door with a bang. The trap door slammed shut.

I hoped to feel his dead-weight shake the house, as he crashed upon the floor below; but the fellow must have ducked, and no crash came. Meanwhile not a word passed between Raffles and me; he had followed me, as I had led him, without waste of breath upon a single syllable. But the merry lot below were still yelling and bellowing in full cry.

I was hoping to feel his dead weight shake the house when he fell onto the floor below, but the guy must have ducked, and there was no crash. Meanwhile, not a word was spoken between Raffles and me; he followed me just as I led him, without wasting a single breath on conversation. But the lively group below was still shouting and making a scene.

"Gone to ground!" screamed one.

"Gone into hiding!" screamed one.

"Where's the terrier?" screeched another.

"Where's the terrier?" yelled another.

But their host of the mighty girth—a man like a soda-water bottle, from my one glimpse of him on his feet—seemed sobered rather than stunned by the crack on that head of his. We heard his fine voice no more, but we could feel him straining every thew against the trap-door upon which Raffles and I stood side by side. At least I thought Raffles was standing, until he asked me to strike [233]a light, when I found him on his knees instead of on his feet, busy screwing down the trap-door with his gimlet. He carried three or four gimlets for wedging doors, and he drove them all in to the handle, while I pulled at the stanchion and pushed with my feet.

But their host, a big guy—like a soda bottle when I caught a glimpse of him standing—seemed more sober than dazed by the hit he took to the head. We didn’t hear his nice voice anymore, but we could feel him straining every muscle against the trap-door that Raffles and I were standing on side by side. At least I thought Raffles was standing until he asked me to strike [233]a match, and I found him on his knees instead, busy screwing down the trap-door with his gimlet. He carried three or four gimlets for wedging doors, and he drove all of them into the handle while I pulled at the stanchion and pushed with my feet.

But the upward pressure ceased before our efforts. We heard the ladder creak again under a ponderous and slow descent; and we stood upright in the dim flicker of a candle-end that I had lit and left burning on the floor. Raffles glanced at the four small windows in turn and then at me.

But the upward pressure stopped before we could do anything. We heard the ladder creak again as something heavy and slow came down; and we stood up in the dim light of a candle that I had lit and left on the floor. Raffles looked at the four small windows one by one and then at me.

"Is there any way out at all?" he whispered, as no other being would or could have whispered to the man who had led him into such a trap. "We've no rope-ladder, you know."

"Is there any way out at all?" he whispered, as no one else would or could have whispered to the man who had put him in such a trap. "We don't have a rope ladder, you know."

"Thanks to me," I groaned. "The whole thing's my fault!"

"Thanks to me," I complained. "It's all my fault!"

"Nonsense, Bunny; there was no other way to run. But what about these windows?"

"Nonsense, Bunny; there was no other way to go. But what about these windows?"

His magnanimity took me by the throat; without a word I led him to the one window looking inward upon sloping slates and level leads. Often as a boy I had clambered over them, for the fearful fun of risking life and limb, or the fascination of peering through the great square skylight, down the well of the house into the hall below. There[234] were, however, several smaller skylights, for the benefit of the top floor, through any one of which I thought we might have made a dash. But at a glance I saw we were too late: one of these skylights became a brilliant square before our eyes; opened, and admitted a flushed face on flaming shoulders.

His generosity hit me hard; without saying a word, I took him to the only window that looked in on the sloping slates and flat roofs. As a kid, I often climbed over them for the thrill of risking my safety or the excitement of peering through the big square skylight into the hall below. There[234] were also a few smaller skylights for the top floor, through any of which I thought we could have made a quick escape. But at a glance, I realized we were too late: one of those skylights opened up into a bright square, revealing a flushed face on fiery shoulders.

"I'll give them a fright!" said Raffles through his teeth. In an instant he had plucked out his revolver, smashed the window with its butt, and the slates with a bullet not a yard from the protruding head. And that, I believe, was the only shot that Raffles ever fired in his whole career as a midnight marauder.

"I'll scare them!" Raffles said through gritted teeth. In a moment, he pulled out his revolver, smashed the window with the butt, and fired a bullet into the slates not a yard from the head that was sticking out. And that, I believe, was the only shot Raffles ever fired during his entire career as a midnight thief.

"You didn't hit him?" I gasped, as the head disappeared, and we heard a crash in the corridor.

"You didn't hit him?" I said in shock, as the head vanished, and we heard a crash in the hallway.

"Of course I didn't, Bunny," he replied, backing into the tower; "but no one will believe I didn't mean to, and it'll stick on ten years if we're caught. That's nothing, if it gives us an extra five minutes now, while they hold a council of war. Is that a working flag-staff overhead?"

"Of course I didn't, Bunny," he said, stepping back into the tower; "but no one will believe I didn't intend to, and it'll haunt us for ten years if we get caught. That's nothing, if it buys us an extra five minutes now, while they hold a strategy meeting. Is that a working flagpole overhead?"

"It used to be."

"It was."

"Then there'll be halliards."

"Then there will be halliards."

"They were as thin as clothes-lines."

"They were as thin as laundry lines."

"And they're sure to be rotten, and we should be seen cutting them down. No, Bunny, that[235] won't do. Wait a bit. Is there a lightning conductor?"

"And they're definitely going to be bad, and we should be seen taking them down. No, Bunny, that[235] won't work. Hold on. Is there a lightning rod?"

"There was."

"There was."

I opened one of the side windows and reached out as far as I could.

I opened one of the side windows and reached out as far as I could.

"You'll be seen from that skylight!" cried Raffles in a warning undertone.

"You'll be visible from that skylight!" Raffles warned in a low voice.

"No, I won't. I can't see it myself. But here's the lightning-conductor, where it always was."

"No, I won't. I can't see it myself. But here's the lightning rod, right where it always was."

"How thick," asked Raffles, as I drew in and rejoined him.

"How thick," Raffles asked as I came back to him.

"Rather thicker than a lead-pencil."

"Thicker than a pencil."

"They sometimes bear you," said Raffles, slipping on a pair of white kid gloves, and stuffing his handkerchief into the palm of one. "The difficulty is to keep a grip; but I've been up and down them before to-night. And it's our only chance. I'll go first, Bunny: you watch me, and do exactly as I do if I get down all right."

"They can sometimes hold you," Raffles said, slipping on a pair of white leather gloves and tucking his handkerchief into one of them. "The tricky part is maintaining your grip; but I've navigated them before tonight. And it's our only shot. I'll go first, Bunny: just pay attention to me and do exactly what I do if I make it down okay."

"But if you don't!"

"But what if you don't!"

"If I don't," whispered Raffles, as he wormed through the window feet foremost, "I'm afraid you'll have to face the music where you are, and I shall have the best of it down in Acheron!"

"If I don't," whispered Raffles, as he squeezed through the window feet first, "I'm afraid you'll have to deal with the consequences right here, and I’ll have the upper hand down in Acheron!"

And he slid out of reach without another word, leaving me to shudder alike at his levity and his peril; nor could I follow him very far by the wan[236] light of the April stars; but I saw his forearms resting a moment in the spout that ran around the tower, between bricks and slates, on the level of the floor; and I had another dim glimpse of him lower still, on the eaves over the very room that we had ransacked. Thence the conductor ran straight to earth in an angle of the facade. And since it had borne him thus far without mishap, I felt that Raffles was as good as down. But I had neither his muscles nor his nerves, and my head swam as I mounted to the window and prepared to creep out backward in my turn.

And he slipped out of reach without saying another word, leaving me to shiver at both his carefree attitude and the danger he faced; I couldn't follow him very far by the faint light of the April stars. But I saw his forearms resting for a moment on the spout that ran around the tower, between the bricks and slates, at floor level; and I caught another hazy glimpse of him even lower, on the eaves above the very room we had searched. From there, the conductor went straight down to the ground at an angle of the facade. Since it had taken him this far without any problems, I felt certain that Raffles was as good as safe. But I didn’t have his strength or nerves, and my head spun as I climbed to the window and got ready to slip out backward in my turn.

So it was that at the last moment I had my first unobstructed view of the little old tower of other days. Raffles was out of the way; the bit of candle was still burning on the floor, and in its dim light the familiar haunt was cruelly like itself of innocent memory. A lesser ladder still ascended to a tinier trap-door in the apex of the tower; the fixed seats looked to me to be wearing their old, old coat of grained varnish; nay the varnish had its ancient smell, and the very vanes outside creaked their message to my ears. I remembered whole days that I had spent, whole books that I had read, here in this favorite fastness of my boyhood. The dirty little place, with the dormer window in each of its four sloping sides, became a gallery hung[237] with poignant pictures of the past. And here was I leaving it with my life in my hands and my pockets full of stolen jewels! A superstition seized me. Suppose the conductor came down with me ... suppose I slipped ... and was picked up dead, with the proceeds of my shameful crime upon me, under the very windows

So it was that, at the last moment, I finally saw the little old tower from my childhood. Raffles was out of the way; the candle was still flickering on the floor, and in its dim light, the familiar spot cruelly reminded me of innocent memories. A smaller ladder still led up to a tiny trap-door at the top of the tower; the fixed seats seemed to still be wearing their old, worn coat of varnish; in fact, the varnish even had its old smell, and the vanes outside creaked their message to me. I remembered whole days spent here, whole books read in this cherished hideaway of my youth. The shabby little space, with a dormer window on each of its four sloping sides, turned into a gallery filled[237] with emotional pictures of the past. And here I was, leaving it with my life in my hands and my pockets full of stolen jewels! A superstition took hold of me. What if the conductor came down with me... what if I slipped... and was found dead, with the spoils of my shameful crime on me, right under those very windows?

... where the sun Came peeking in at dawn....

I hardly remember what I did or left undone. I only know that nothing broke, that somehow I kept my hold, and that in the end the wire ran red-hot through my palms so that both were torn and bleeding when I stood panting beside Raffles in the flower-beds. There was no time for thinking then. Already there was a fresh commotion in-doors; the tidal wave of excitement which had swept all before it to the upper regions was subsiding in as swift a rush down-stairs; and I raced after Raffles along the edge of the drive without daring to look behind.

I barely remember what I did or didn’t do. All I know is that nothing broke, that somehow I managed to hold on, and by the end, the wire was burning hot through my hands, leaving both of them torn and bleeding when I stood gasping next to Raffles in the flower beds. There was no time to think then. Already, there was a new commotion inside; the wave of excitement that had pushed everything up to the upper floors was rushing back down just as quickly. I ran after Raffles along the edge of the driveway without daring to look back.

We came out by the opposite gate to that by which we had stolen in. Sharp to the right ran the private lane behind the stables and sharp to the right dashed Raffles, instead of straight along[238] the open road. It was not the course I should have chosen, but I followed Raffles without a murmur, only too thankful that he had assumed the lead at last. Already the stables were lit up like a chandelier; there was a staccato rattle of horse-shoes in the stable yard, and the great gates were opening as we skimmed past in the nick of time. In another minute we were skulking in the shadow of the kitchen-garden wall while the high-road rang with the dying tattoo of galloping hoofs.

We came out through the opposite gate from the one we sneaked in. Raffles quickly took a sharp right down the private lane behind the stables, instead of going straight along[238] the open road. It wasn’t the route I would have chosen, but I followed Raffles without complaint, just relieved that he had finally taken the lead. The stables were already lit up like a chandelier; there was a rapid clatter of horseshoes in the stable yard, and the large gates were opening just as we slipped by. In another minute, we were hiding in the shadow of the kitchen-garden wall while the main road echoed with the fading sound of galloping hooves.

"That's for the police," said Raffles, waiting for me. "But the fun's only beginning in the stables. Hear the uproar, and see the lights! In another minute they'll be turning out the hunters for the last run of the season!"

"That's for the police," Raffles said, waiting for me. "But the fun's just getting started in the stables. Listen to the noise and see the lights! In a minute, they'll be bringing out the hunters for the last run of the season!"

"We mustn't give them one, Raffles!"

"We can't give them one, Raffles!"

"Of course we mustn't; but that means stopping where we are."

"Of course we shouldn’t; but that means staying where we are."

"We can't do that!"

"We can't do that!"

"If they're wise they'll send a man to every railway station within ten miles and draw every cover inside the radius. I can only think of one that's not likely to occur to them."

"If they're smart, they'll send someone to every train station within ten miles and check every place in that area. I can only think of one that probably won't cross their minds."

"What's that?"

"What's that?"

"The other side of this wall. How big is the garden, Bunny?"

"The other side of this wall. How large is the garden, Bunny?"

"Six or seven acres."[239]

"6 or 7 acres."[239]

"Well, you must take me to another of your old haunts, where we can lie low till morning."

"Well, you need to take me to one of your old spots, where we can hang out until morning."

"And then?"

"And what happens next?"

"Sufficient for the night, Bunny! The first thing is to find a burrow. What are those trees at the end of this lane?"

"Sufficient for the night, Bunny! The first thing we need to do is find a burrow. What are those trees at the end of this path?"

"St. Leonard's Forest."

"St. Leonard's Forest."

"Magnificent! They'll scour every inch of that before they come back to their own garden. Come, Bunny, give me a leg up, and I'll pull you after me in two ticks!"

"Awesome! They'll check every corner of that before heading back to their own garden. Come on, Bunny, help me up, and I'll pull you along with me in no time!"

There was indeed nothing better to be done; and, much as I loathed and dreaded entering the place again, I had already thought of a second sanctuary of old days, which might as well be put to the base uses of this disgraceful night. In a far corner of the garden, over a hundred yards from the house, a little ornamental lake had been dug within my own memory; its shores were shelving lawn and steep banks of rhododendrons; and among the rhododendrons nestled a tiny boat-house which had been my childish joy. It was half a dock for the dingy in which one plowed these miniature waters and half a bathing-box for those who preferred their morning tub among the goldfish. I could not think of a safer asylum than this, if we must spend the night upon the premises;[240] and Raffles agreed with me when I had led him by sheltering shrubbery and perilous lawn to the diminutive châlet between the rhododendrons and the water.

There really was nothing better to do; and as much as I hated and feared going back there, I had already thought of a second refuge from the old days that could also serve for this disgraceful night. In a far corner of the garden, over a hundred yards from the house, there was a little ornamental lake that had been created during my lifetime; its shores featured sloping lawns and steep banks of rhododendrons. Nestled among the rhododendrons was a small boat house that had brought me joy as a child. It served as half a dock for the dinghy I used to paddle around those tiny waters and half a bathing box for those who preferred their morning bath with the goldfish. I couldn't think of a safer hiding place than this if we had to spend the night on the property;[240] and Raffles agreed with me when I led him through the sheltered shrubs and risky lawn to the little châlet between the rhododendrons and the water.

But what a night it was! The little bathing-box had two doors, one to the water, the other to the path. To hear all that could be heard, it was necessary to keep both doors open, and quite imperative not to talk. The damp night air of April filled the place, and crept through our evening-clothes and light overcoats into the very marrow; the mental torture of the situation was renewed and multiplied in my brain; and all the time one's ears were pricked for footsteps on the path between the rhododendrons. The only sounds we could at first identify came one and all from the stables. Yet there the excitement subsided sooner than we had expected, and it was Raffles himself who breathed a doubt as to whether they were turning out the hunters after all. On the other hand, we heard wheels in the drive not long after midnight; and Raffles, who was beginning to scout among the shrubberies, stole back to tell me that the guests were departing, and being sped, with an unimpaired conviviality which he failed to understand. I said I could not understand it either, but suggested the general influence of[241] liquor, and expressed my envy of their state. I had drawn my knees up to my chin, on the bench where one used to dry one's self after bathing, and there I sat in a seeming stolidity at utter variance with my inward temper. I heard Raffles creep forth again and I let him go without a word. I never doubted that he would be back again in a minute, and so let many minutes elapse before I realized his continued absence, and finally crept out myself to look for him.

But what a night it was! The little bathing-box had two doors, one leading to the water and the other to the path. To catch everything going on, we had to keep both doors open, and it was really important not to talk. The damp April night air filled the space and seeped through our evening clothes and light coats right to our bones; the mental strain of the situation multiplied in my mind, and all the while I was straining to hear footsteps on the path between the rhododendrons. Initially, the only sounds we could identify came from the stables. However, the excitement faded sooner than we expected, and it was Raffles himself who questioned whether they were even bringing out the hunters after all. On the other hand, we heard wheels on the driveway not long after midnight; Raffles, who was starting to explore the shrubbery, snuck back to tell me that the guests were leaving and being sent off with a friendly enthusiasm that he couldn't understand. I said I couldn't understand it either but suggested that it was probably the general effect of [241] liquor, and I expressed my envy of their state. I had pulled my knees up to my chin on the bench where you would usually dry off after swimming, and I sat there seeming calm, which was completely opposite to how I felt inside. I heard Raffles quietly slip out again, and I let him go without a word. I never doubted he would come back soon, so I let several minutes pass before I noticed he was still gone, and finally I crept out myself to look for him.

Even then I only supposed that he had posted himself outside in some more commanding position. I took a catlike stride and breathed his name. There was no answer. I ventured further, till I could overlook the lawns: they lay like clean slates in the starlight: there was no sign of living thing nearer than the house, which was still lit up, but quiet enough now. Was it a cunning and deliberate quiet assumed as a snare? Had they caught Raffles, and were they waiting for me? I returned to the boat-house in an agony of fear and indignation. It was fear for the long hours that I sat there waiting for him; it was indignation when at last I heard his stealthy step upon the gravel. I would not go out to meet him. I sat where I was while the stealthy step came nearer, nearer; and there I was sitting when the[242] door opened, and a huge man in riding-clothes stood before me in the steely dawn.

Even then, I only assumed he had positioned himself outside in a more commanding spot. I took a catlike stride and whispered his name. There was no response. I moved closer until I could see the lawns; they looked like blank slates in the starlight: there was no sign of any living thing closer than the house, which was still lit up but quiet enough now. Was it a clever and calculated quiet meant to trap me? Had they caught Raffles, and were they waiting for me? I went back to the boathouse, filled with fear and anger. I was scared for the long hours I spent waiting for him; I felt anger when I finally heard his quiet footsteps on the gravel. I wouldn’t go out to meet him. I stayed where I was while the footsteps came closer, and I was still sitting there when the [242] door opened, and a large man in riding clothes stood before me in the chilly dawn.

I leaped to my feet, and the huge man clapped me playfully on the shoulder.

I jumped up, and the big guy playfully slapped me on the shoulder.

"Sorry I've been so long, Bunny, but we should never have got away as we were; this riding-suit makes a new man of me, on top of my own, and here's a youth's kit that should do you down to the ground."

"Sorry it's taken me so long, Bunny, but we really shouldn't have left looking like we did; this riding suit makes me feel like a brand new man, on top of everything else, and here's a young man's outfit that should fit you perfectly."

"So you broke into the house again!"

"So you broke into the house again!"

"I was obliged to, Bunny; but I had to watch the lights out one by one, and give them a good hour after that. I went through that dressing-room at my leisure this time; the only difficulty was to spot the son's quarters at the back of the house; but I overcame it, as you see, in the end. I only hope they'll fit, Bunny. Give me your patent leathers, and I'll fill them with stones and sink them in the pond. I'm doing the same with mine. Here's a brown pair apiece, and we mustn't let the grass grow under them if we're to get to the station in time for the early train while the coast's still clear."

"I had to, Bunny; but I had to watch the lights turn off one by one and give it a good hour afterward. I went through that dressing room at my own pace this time; the only challenge was finding the son’s room at the back of the house; but I figured it out in the end, as you can see. I really hope they fit, Bunny. Give me your patent leather shoes, and I'll fill them with stones and sink them in the pond. I'm doing the same with mine. Here’s a brown pair for each of us, and we can’t waste any time if we want to catch the early train while the coast is still clear."

The early train leaves the station in question at 6.20 a.m.; and that fine spring morning there was a police officer in a peaked cap to see it off; but he was too busy peering into the compartments[243] for a pair of very swell mobsmen that he took no notice of the huge man in riding-clothes, who was obviously intoxicated, or the more insignificant but not less horsy character who had him in hand. The early train is due at Victoria at 8.28, but these worthies left it at Clapham Junction, and changed cabs more than once between Battersea and Piccadilly, and a few of their garments in each four-wheeler. It was barely nine o'clock when they sat together in the Albany, and might have been recognized once more as Raffles and myself.

The early train leaves the station at 6:20 AM; and on that nice spring morning, there was a police officer in a peaked cap to see it off; but he was too busy looking into the compartments[243] for a couple of fancy mobsters to notice the huge man in riding clothes, who was clearly drunk, or the less notable but equally horsey guy who was with him. The early train is supposed to arrive at Victoria at 8:28, but they got off at Clapham Junction, and changed cabs multiple times between Battersea and Piccadilly, losing a few articles of clothing in each ride. It was barely nine o'clock when they were sitting together in the Albany, and could have been recognized once again as Raffles and me.

"And now," said Raffles, "before we do anything else, let us turn out those little cases that we hadn't time to open when we took them. I mean the ones I handed to you, Bunny. I had a look into mine in the garden, and I'm sorry to say there was nothing in them. The lady must have been wearing their proper contents."

"And now," Raffles said, "before we do anything else, let’s check those little cases that we didn’t have time to open when we grabbed them. I mean the ones I handed to you, Bunny. I took a look at mine in the garden, and I’m sorry to say there was nothing in them. The lady must have been wearing what was supposed to be inside."

Raffles held out his hand for the substantial leather cases which I had produced at his request. But that was the extent of my compliance; instead of handing them over, I looked boldly into the eyes that seemed to have discerned my wretched secret at one glance.

Raffles reached out for the hefty leather cases I had brought at his request. But that was as far as I was willing to go; instead of giving them to him, I looked straight into the eyes that seemed to have seen right through my miserable secret in an instant.

"It is no use my giving them to you," I said. "They are empty also."

"It’s pointless for me to give them to you," I said. "They’re empty too."

"When did you look into them?"[244]

"When did you check them out?"[244]

"In the tower."

"In the tower."

"Well, let me see for myself."

"Well, let me check for myself."

"As you like."

"Whatever you prefer."

"My dear Bunny, this one must have contained the necklace you boasted about."

"My dear Bunny, this one must have had the necklace you bragged about."

"Very likely."

"Highly likely."

"And this one the tiara."

"And this is the tiara."

"I dare say."

"I must say."

"Yet she was wearing neither, as you prophesied, and as we both saw for ourselves!"

"Yet she was wearing neither, as you predicted, and as we both saw with our own eyes!"

I had not taken my eyes from his.

I hadn’t looked away from his eyes.

"Raffles," I said, "I'll be frank with you after all. I meant you never to know, but it's easier than telling you a lie. I left both things behind me in the tower. I won't attempt to explain or defend myself; it was probably the influence of the tower, and nothing else; but the whole thing came over me at the last moment, when you had gone and I was going. I felt that I should very probably break my neck, that I cared very little whether I did or not, but that it would be frightful to break it at that house with those things in my pocket. You may say I ought to have thought of all that before! you may say what you like, and you won't say more than I deserve. It was hysterical, and it was mean, for I kept the cases to impose on you."[245]

"Raffles," I said, "I’ll be honest with you. I never intended for you to find out, but it's easier than lying to you. I left both things behind in the tower. I won’t try to explain or defend myself; it was probably just the tower’s influence, nothing more. At the last moment, when you had gone and I was about to leave, it hit me that I could likely break my neck, and I didn’t really care whether I did or not. But it would be awful to break it at that house with those things in my pocket. You might say I should’ve thought of all that before! You can say whatever you want, and you won’t say anything I don’t deserve. It was irrational, and it was low of me, because I kept the cases to deceive you."[245]

"You were always a bad liar, Bunny," said Raffles, smiling. "Will you think me one when I tell you that I can understand what you felt, and even what you did? As a matter of fact, I have understood for several hours now."

"You've always been a terrible liar, Bunny," Raffles said with a smile. "Will you think I'm lying when I say I understand how you felt and even what you did? Actually, I've known for a few hours now."

"You mean what I felt, Raffles?"

"You mean what I felt, Raffles?"

"And what you did. I guessed it in the boat-house. I knew that something must have happened or been discovered to disperse that truculent party of sportsmen so soon and on such good terms with themselves. They had not got us; they might have got something better worth having; and your phlegmatic attitude suggested what. As luck would have it, the cases that I personally had collared were the empty ones; the two prizes had fallen to you. Well, to allay my horrid suspicion, I went and had another peep through the lighted venetians. And what do you think I saw?"

"And what you did. I figured it out in the boathouse. I knew that something must have happened or been found to break up that aggressive group of sportsmen so quickly and on such good terms with each other. They hadn’t caught us; they might have gotten something even better; and your calm demeanor hinted at what it was. As luck would have it, the cases I personally grabbed were the empty ones; the two prizes had gone to you. Well, to ease my terrible suspicion, I went and had another look through the lighted blinds. And guess what I saw?"

I shook my head. I had no idea, nor was I very eager for enlightenment.

I shook my head. I had no clue, and I wasn't really interested in finding out.

"The two poor people whom it was your own idea to despoil," quoth Raffles, "prematurely gloating over these two pretty things!"

"The two poor people you decided to rob," said Raffles, "are now foolishly celebrating these two nice things!"

He withdrew a hand from either pocket of his crumpled dinner-jacket, and opened the pair under my nose. In one was a diamond tiara, and in the[246] other a necklace of fine emeralds set in clusters of brilliants.

He pulled a hand from each pocket of his wrinkled dinner jacket and showed me what he had. In one hand was a diamond tiara, and in the[246] other was a necklace of fine emeralds arranged with clusters of diamonds.

"You must try to forgive me, Bunny," continued Raffles before I could speak. "I don't say a word against what you did, or undid; in fact, now it's all over, I am rather glad to think that you did try to undo it. But, my dear fellow, we had both risked life, limb, and liberty; and I had not your sentimental scruples. Why should I go empty away? If you want to know the inner history of my second visit to that good fellow's dressing-room, drive home for a fresh kit and meet me at the Turkish bath in twenty minutes. I feel more than a little grubby, and we can have our breakfast in the cooling gallery. Besides, after a whole night in your old haunts, Bunny, it's only in order to wind up in Northumberland Avenue."

"You have to try to forgive me, Bunny," Raffles continued before I could respond. "I’m not criticizing what you did or tried to fix; honestly, now that it’s all over, I’m kind of glad you made the effort. But, my friend, we both risked our lives, our freedom, and everything else; I didn't have your sentimental hang-ups. Why should I walk away empty-handed? If you want to hear the whole story of my second visit to that good guy's dressing room, go home for a fresh change of clothes and meet me at the Turkish bath in twenty minutes. I feel a bit dirty, and we can have our breakfast in the cooling area. Plus, after spending the whole night in your old spots, it makes sense to wrap things up on Northumberland Avenue."


The Raffles Relics

I

t was in one of the magazines for December, 1899, that an article appeared which afforded our minds a brief respite from the then consuming excitement of the war in South Africa. These were the days when Raffles really had white hair, and when he and I were nearing the end of our surreptitious second innings, as professional cracksmen of the deadliest dye. Piccadilly and the Albany knew us no more. But we still operated, as the spirit tempted us, from our latest and most idyllic base, on the borders of Ham Common. Recreation was our greatest want; and though we had both descended to the humble bicycle, a lot of reading was forced upon us in the winter evenings. Thus the war came as a boon to us both. It not only provided us with an honest interest in life, but gave point and zest to innumerable spins across Richmond Park, to the nearest paper shop; and it was from such an expedition that I returned with inflammatory matter unconnected with the war. The magazine was one of[248] those that are read (and sold) by the million; the article was rudely illustrated on every other page. Its subject was the so-called Black Museum at Scotland Yard; and from the catchpenny text we first learned that the gruesome show was now enriched by a special and elaborate exhibit known as the Raffles Relics.

It was in one of the magazines from December 1899 that an article appeared, giving us a brief break from the overwhelming excitement of the war in South Africa. These were the days when Raffles really had white hair, and when he and I were nearing the end of our secret second careers as professional criminals of the deadliest kind. Piccadilly and the Albany didn’t know us anymore. But we were still active, as the mood struck us, from our latest and most peaceful base on the outskirts of Ham Common. We craved recreation; even though we had settled for riding bikes, we ended up doing a lot of reading during the winter evenings. So the war was a welcome distraction for both of us. It not only gave us a genuine interest in life but also added excitement to our countless rides across Richmond Park to the nearest newsstand. It was from one such trip that I returned with inflammatory content unrelated to the war. The magazine was one of[248] those that are read (and sold) by the millions; the article was roughly illustrated on every other page. Its topic was the so-called Black Museum at Scotland Yard, and from the sensational text, we learned for the first time that the gruesome display was now enhanced by a special and extensive exhibit known as the Raffles Relics.

"Bunny," said Raffles, "this is fame at last! It is no longer notoriety; it lifts one out of the ruck of robbers into the society of the big brass gods, whose little delinquencies are written in water by the finger of time. The Napoleon Relics we know, the Nelson Relics we've heard about, and here are mine!"

"Bunny," Raffles said, "this is finally fame! It’s no longer just notoriety; it elevates us from the crowd of thieves into the company of the great icons, whose minor wrongdoings are forgotten over time. We know the relics of Napoleon, we've heard about the relics of Nelson, and here are my own!"

"Which I wish to goodness we could see," I added, longingly. Next moment I was sorry I had spoken. Raffles was looking at me across the magazine. There was a smile on his lips that I knew too well, a light in his eyes that I had kindled.

"Which I really wish we could see," I said, wishing I hadn’t. The next moment, I regretted saying it. Raffles was looking at me over the magazine. There was a smile on his lips that I recognized all too well, a spark in his eyes that I had sparked.

"What an excellent idea!" he exclaimed, quite softly, as though working it out already in his brain.

"What a great idea!" he said quietly, as if he was already figuring it out in his head.

"I didn't mean it for one," I answered, "and no more do you."

"I didn't mean it at all," I replied, "and neither do you."

"Certainly I do," said Raffles. "I was never more serious in my life."[249]

"Of course I do," said Raffles. "I've never been more serious in my life."[249]

"You would march into Scotland Yard in broad daylight?"

"You would walk into Scotland Yard in the middle of the day?"

"In broad lime-light," he answered, studying the magazine again, "to set eyes on my own once more. Why here they all are, Bunny—you never told me there was an illustration. That's the chest you took to your bank with me inside, and those must be my own rope-ladder and things on top. They produce so badly in the baser magazines that it's impossible to swear to them; there's nothing for it but a visit of inspection."

"In bright light," he replied, looking at the magazine again, "to see my own face once more. Look, Bunny—why didn’t you tell me there was an illustration? That’s the chest you took to your bank with me inside, and those must be my rope ladder and stuff on top. They show so poorly in the cheaper magazines that I can’t be sure; there’s no choice but to go check it out."

"Then you can pay it alone," said I grimly. "You may have altered, but they'd know me at a glance."

"Then you can pay it on your own," I said seriously. "You might have changed, but they'd recognize me instantly."

"By all means, Bunny, if you'll get me the pass."

"Sure thing, Bunny, if you can get me the pass."

"A pass!" I cried triumphantly. "Of course we should have to get one, and of course that puts an end to the whole idea. Who on earth would give a pass for this show, of all others, to an old prisoner like me?"

"A pass!" I shouted happily. "Of course we need to get one, and that totally kills the whole idea. Who in the world would give a pass for this show, of all things, to an old prisoner like me?"

Raffles addressed himself to the reading of the magazine with a shrug that showed some temper.

Raffles sat down to read the magazine with a shrug that indicated his annoyance.

"The fellow who wrote this article got one," said he shortly. "He got it from his editor, and you can get one from yours if you tried. But pray don't try, Bunny: it would be too terrible for[250] you to risk a moment's embarrassment to gratify a mere whim of mine. And if I went instead of you and got spotted, which is so likely with this head of hair, and the general belief in my demise, the consequences to you would be too awful to contemplate! Don't contemplate them, my dear fellow. And do let me read my magazine."

"The guy who wrote this article got one," he said shortly. "He got it from his editor, and you could get one from yours if you tried. But please don't try, Bunny: it would be too terrible for[250] you to risk a moment's embarrassment to satisfy a simple whim of mine. And if I went instead of you and got recognized, which is quite likely with this hairstyle and the general belief that I'm dead, the consequences for you would be too awful to imagine! Don't think about them, my dear friend. Just let me read my magazine."

Need I add that I set about the rash endeavor without further expostulation? I was used to such ebullitions from the altered Raffles of these later days, and I could well understand them. All the inconvenience of the new conditions fell on him. I had purged my known offences by imprisonment, whereas Raffles was merely supposed to have escaped punishment in death. The result was that I could rush in where Raffles feared to tread, and was his plenipotentiary in all honest dealings with the outer world. It could not but gall him to be so dependent upon me, and it was for me to minimize the humiliation by scrupulously avoiding the least semblance of an abuse of that power which I now had over him. Accordingly, though with much misgiving, I did his ticklish behest in Fleet Street, where, despite my past, I was already making a certain lowly footing for myself. Success followed as it will when one longs to fail; and one fine evening I returned to Ham Common with a[251] card from the Convict Supervision Office, New Scotland Yard, which I treasure to this day. I am surprised to see that it was undated, and might still almost "Admit Bearer to see the Museum," to say nothing of the bearer's friends, since my editor's name "and party" is scrawled beneath the legend.

Need I mention that I jumped into this risky undertaking without any further hesitation? I was used to such outbursts from the changed Raffles in recent times, and I understood them well. All the hassle from the new situation fell on him. I had cleared my known wrongdoings through imprisonment, while Raffles was only thought to have avoided punishment in death. The outcome was that I could dive into places where Raffles was afraid to go, making me his representative in all honest interactions with the outside world. It must have annoyed him to be so reliant on me, and it was my responsibility to lessen that humiliation by carefully steering clear of even the slightest hint of misusing the power I now held over him. So, though I was quite unsure about it, I followed his sensitive request in Fleet Street, where, despite my history, I was beginning to establish a modest reputation for myself. Success followed, as it often does when you secretly want to fail; and one beautiful evening, I returned to Ham Common with a[251] card from the Convict Supervision Office, New Scotland Yard, which I still cherish today. I was surprised to see it was undated and could still almost read "Admit Bearer to see the Museum," not to mention the bearer's friends, since my editor's name "and party" is written beneath the inscription.

"But he doesn't want to come," as I explained to Raffles. "And it means that we can both go, if we both like."

"But he doesn't want to come," I told Raffles. "And that means we can both go, if we want to."

Raffles looked at me with a wry smile; he was in good enough humor now.

Raffles looked at me with a sarcastic smile; he was in a good enough mood now.

"It would be rather dangerous, Bunny. If they spotted you, they might think of me."

"It would be pretty risky, Bunny. If they saw you, they might think of me."

"But you say they'll never know you now."

"But you say they'll never know you now."

"I don't believe they will. I don't believe there's the slightest risk; but we shall soon see. I've set my heart on seeing, Bunny, but there's no earthly reason why I should drag you into it."

"I don't think they will. I don't think there's even the slightest chance; but we’ll find out soon. I'm determined to see it, Bunny, but there’s no reason for me to pull you into it."

"You do that when you present this card," I pointed out. "I shall hear of it fast enough if anything happens."

"You do that when you show this card," I pointed out. "I'll find out quickly if anything goes wrong."

"Then you may as well be there to see the fun?"

"Then you might as well be there to enjoy the fun?"

"It will make no difference if the worst comes to the worst."

"It won't matter if the worst happens."

"And the ticket is for a party, isn't it?"

"And the ticket is for a party, right?"

"It is."[252]

"It is."[252]

"It might even look peculiar if only one person made use of it?"

"It might even seem unusual if only one person used it?"

"It might."

"It could."

"Then we're both going, Bunny! And I give you my word," cried Raffles, "that no real harm shall come of it. But you mustn't ask to see the Relics, and you mustn't take too much interest in them when you do see them. Leave the questioning to me: it really will be a chance of finding out whether they've any suspicion of one's resurrection at Scotland Yard. Still I think I can promise you a certain amount of fun, old fellow, as some little compensation for your pangs and fears!"

"Then we're both going, Bunny! And I promise you," Raffles exclaimed, "that nothing bad will happen. But you can't ask to see the Relics, and you shouldn't show too much interest in them when you do see them. Let me handle the questions: it will really be an opportunity to find out if they suspect my return at Scotland Yard. Still, I think I can guarantee you some fun, my friend, as a small way to make up for your worries and fears!"

The early afternoon was mild and hazy, and unlike winter but for the prematurely low sun struggling through the haze, as Raffles and I emerged from the nether regions at Westminster Bridge, and stood for one moment to admire the infirm silhouettes of Abbey and Houses in flat gray against a golden mist. Raffles murmured of Whistler and of Arthur Severn, and threw away a good Sullivan because the smoke would curl between him and the picture. It is perhaps the picture that I can now see clearest of all the set scenes of our lawless life. But at the time I was filled with gloomy speculation as to whether Raffles would keep his promise of providing an entirely[253] harmless entertainment for my benefit at the Black Museum.

The early afternoon was warm and hazy, and it felt different from winter except for the low sun struggling to break through the fog. As Raffles and I stepped out from the shadows at Westminster Bridge, we paused for a moment to take in the fragile outlines of the Abbey and the Houses, silhouetted in flat gray against the golden mist. Raffles mentioned Whistler and Arthur Severn, tossing aside a good Sullivan because the smoke would get in the way of the view. It’s probably the scene I remember most vividly from all the wild times we had. But at that moment, I was filled with dark thoughts about whether Raffles would keep his promise to provide a completely[253] harmless distraction for me at the Black Museum.

We entered the forbidding precincts; we looked relentless officers in the face, and they almost yawned in ours as they directed us through swing doors and up stone stairs. There was something even sinister in the casual character of our reception. We had an arctic landing to ourselves for several minutes, which Raffles spent in an instinctive survey of the premises, while I cooled my heels before the portrait of a late commissioner.

We walked into the intimidating area; we stared down stern officers, and they barely even acknowledged us as they guided us through swinging doors and up stone stairs. There was something almost eerie about how casual our welcome was. We had the arctic landing to ourselves for a few minutes, during which Raffles instinctively surveyed the place, while I waited in front of the portrait of a former commissioner.

"Dear old gentleman!" exclaimed Raffles, joining me. "I have met him at dinner, and discussed my own case with him, in the old days. But we can't know too little about ourselves in the Black Museum, Bunny. I remember going to the old place in Whitehall, years ago, and being shown round by one of the tip-top 'tecs. And this may be another."

"Dear old man!" Raffles said, coming over to me. "I’ve had dinner with him and talked about my own situation with him back in the day. But we can’t know enough about ourselves in the Black Museum, Bunny. I remember visiting the old place in Whitehall years ago and getting a tour from one of the top detectives. And this could be another one."

But even I could see at a glance that there was nothing of the detective and everything of the clerk about the very young man who had joined us at last upon the landing. His collar was the tallest I have ever seen, and his face was as pallid as his collar. He carried a loose key, with which he unlocked a door a little way along the passage, and so ushered us into that dreadful repository[254] which perhaps has fewer visitors than any other of equal interest in the world. The place was cold as the inviolate vault; blinds had to be drawn up, and glass cases uncovered, before we could see a thing except the row of murderers' death-masks—the placid faces with the swollen necks—that stood out on their shelves to give us ghostly greeting.

But even I could tell right away that there was nothing detective-like about the very young man who finally joined us on the landing; he looked more like a clerk. His collar was the tallest I had ever seen, and his face was as pale as his collar. He carried a loose key, which he used to unlock a door a little down the passage, and then led us into that dreadful storage place[254] that probably gets fewer visitors than any other place of equal interest in the world. The place was as cold as a sealed vault; we had to pull up the blinds and uncover glass cases before we could see anything except the row of murderers' death masks—the calm faces with swollen necks—that stood out on their shelves to greet us like ghosts.

"This fellow isn't formidable," whispered Raffles, as the blinds went up; "still, we can't be too careful. My little lot are round the corner, in the sort of recess; don't look till we come to them in their turn."

"This guy isn't scary," whispered Raffles, as the blinds went up; "still, we can't be too careful. My crew is around the corner, in that little nook; don't look until we get to them."

So we began at the beginning, with the glass case nearest the door; and in a moment I discovered that I knew far more about its contents than our pallid guide. He had some enthusiasm, but the most inaccurate smattering of his subject. He mixed up the first murderer with quite the wrong murder, and capped his mistake in the next breath with an intolerable libel on the very pearl of our particular tribe.

So we started at the beginning, with the glass case closest to the door; and soon I realized that I knew way more about what was inside it than our pale guide did. He had some enthusiasm, but he only had a shallow understanding of the topic. He confused the first murderer with the completely wrong murder, and topped off his blunder in the next breath with an outrageous slander against the finest member of our specific group.

"This revawlver," he began, "belonged to the celebrited burgular, Chawles Peace. These are his spectacles, that's his jimmy, and this here knife's the one that Chawley killed the policeman with."

"This revolver," he started, "belonged to the famous burglar, Charles Peace. These are his glasses, that's his crowbar, and this knife here is the one that Chawley used to kill the policeman."

Now I like accuracy for its own sake, strive[255] after it myself, and am sometimes guilty of forcing it upon others. So this was more than I could pass.

Now I appreciate accuracy for its own sake, aim for it myself, and sometimes end up pushing it onto others. So this was more than I could just overlook.

"That's not quite right," I put in mildly. "He never made use of the knife."

"That's not exactly correct," I said gently. "He never used the knife."

The young clerk twisted his head round in its vase of starch.

The young clerk turned his head awkwardly in its stiff collar.

"Chawley Peace killed two policemen," said he.

"Chawley Peace killed two cops," he said.

"No, he didn't; only one of them was a policeman; and he never killed anybody with a knife."

"No, he didn't; only one of them was a cop; and he never killed anyone with a knife."

The clerk took the correction like a lamb. I could not have refrained from making it, to save my skin. But Raffles rewarded me with as vicious a little kick as he could administer unobserved. "Who was Charles Peace?" he inquired, with the bland effrontery of any judge upon the bench.

The clerk took the correction quietly. I couldn’t have held back from making it, even to save myself. But Raffles gave me a sharp little kick when no one was watching. "Who was Charles Peace?" he asked, with the same calm arrogance as any judge on the bench.

The clerk's reply came pat and unexpected.

The clerk's response was quick and surprising.

"The greatest burgular we ever had," said he, "till good old Raffles knocked him out!"

"The best burglar we ever had," he said, "until good old Raffles took him down!"

"The greatest of the pre-Raffleites," the master murmured, as we passed on to the safer memorials of mere murder. There were misshapen bullets and stained knives that had taken human life; there were lithe, lean ropes which had retaliated after the live letter of the Mosaic law. There was one bristling broadside of revolvers under the[256] longest shelf of closed eyes and swollen throats. There were festoons of rope-ladders—none so ingenious as ours—and then at last there was something that the clerk knew all about. It was a small tin cigarette-box, and the name upon the gaudy wrapper was not the name of Sullivan. Yet Raffles and I knew even more about this exhibit than the clerk.

"The greatest of the pre-Raffleites," the master murmured, as we moved on to the safer reminders of plain murder. There were misshapen bullets and stained knives that had taken human life; there were lean ropes that had acted after the live letter of the Mosaic law. There was one intimidating collection of revolvers beneath the[256] longest shelf of closed eyes and swollen throats. There were strings of rope ladders—none as clever as ours—and then finally there was something that the clerk was well acquainted with. It was a small tin cigarette box, and the name on the flashy wrapper wasn't Sullivan. Yet Raffles and I knew even more about this item than the clerk did.

"There, now," said our guide, "you'll never guess the history of that! I'll give you twenty guesses, and the twentieth will be no nearer than the first."

"There, now," said our guide, "you'll never guess the history of that! I'll give you twenty guesses, and the twentieth will be no closer than the first."

"I'm sure of it, my good fellow," rejoined Raffles, a discreet twinkle in his eye. "Tell us about it, to save time."

"I'm sure of it, my good man," Raffles replied, a knowing glimmer in his eye. "Share it with us to save time."

And he opened, as he spoke, his own old twenty-five tin of purely popular cigarettes; there were a few in it still, but between the cigarettes were jammed lumps of sugar wadded with cotton-wool. I saw Raffles weighing the lot in his hand with subtle satisfaction. But the clerk saw merely the mystification which he desired to create.

And he opened, as he spoke, his old tin of twenty-five popular cigarettes; there were a few left in it, but stuffed between the cigarettes were chunks of sugar wrapped in cotton wool. I watched Raffles weighing it all in his hand with a sly satisfaction. But the clerk only saw the confusion he wanted to create.

"I thought that'd beat you, sir," said he. "It was an American dodge. Two smart Yankees got a jeweller to take a lot of stuff to a private room at Kellner's, where they were dining, for them to choose from. When it came to paying, there was[257] some bother about a remittance; but they soon made that all right, for they were far too clever to suggest taking away what they'd chosen but couldn't pay for. No, all they wanted was that what they'd chosen might be locked up in the safe and considered theirs until their money came for them to pay for it. All they asked was to seal the stuff up in something; the jeweller was to take it away and not meddle with it, nor yet break the seals, for a week or two. It seemed a fair enough thing, now, didn't it, sir?"

"I thought I would outsmart you, sir," he said. "It was an American scheme. Two clever Yankees convinced a jeweler to bring a bunch of items to a private room at Kellner's, where they were having dinner, for them to pick out what they wanted. When it was time to pay, there was[257] some trouble regarding a payment; but they quickly resolved that, since they were way too smart to suggest taking the items they had chosen but couldn't afford. No, all they wanted was for the selected items to be locked up in the safe and treated as their own until their money arrived to cover the cost. All they asked was for the items to be sealed up in something; the jeweler was to take it away and not tamper with it or break the seals for a week or two. That seemed fair enough, didn’t it, sir?"

"Eminently fair," said Raffles sententiously.

"Very fair," said Raffles seriously.

"So the jeweller thought," crowed the clerk. "You see, it wasn't as if the Yanks had chosen out the half of what he'd brought on appro.; they'd gone slow on purpose, and they'd paid for all they could on the nail, just for a blind. Well, I suppose you can guess what happened in the end? The jeweller never heard of those Americans again; and these few cigarettes and lumps of sugar were all he found."

"So the jeweler thought," the clerk exclaimed. "You see, it wasn't like the Americans had picked out half of what he had brought on approval; they held back on purpose and paid for everything they could upfront, just to mislead him. Well, I guess you can figure out what happened in the end? The jeweler never heard from those Americans again; and all he ended up with were these few cigarettes and pieces of sugar."

"Duplicate boxes!" I cried, perhaps a thought too promptly.

"Duplicate boxes!" I exclaimed, maybe a bit too quickly.

"Duplicate boxes!" murmured Raffles, as profoundly impressed as a second Mr. Pickwick.

"Duplicate boxes!" Raffles murmured, equally impressed as a modern-day Mr. Pickwick.

"Duplicate boxes!" echoed the triumphant clerk. "Artful beggars, these Americans, sir! You've[258] got to crawss the 'Erring Pond to learn a trick worth one o' that!"

"Duplicate boxes!" echoed the triumphant clerk. "Clever beggars, these Americans, sir! You've[258] got to cross the 'Erring Pond to learn a trick worth one of those!"

"I suppose so," assented the grave gentleman with the silver hair. "Unless," he added, as if suddenly inspired, "unless it was that man Raffles."

"I guess so," agreed the serious man with the silver hair. "Unless," he added, as if he had just had a brilliant idea, "unless it was that guy Raffles."

"It couldn't 've bin," jerked the clerk from his conning-tower of a collar. "He'd gone to Davy Jones long before."

"It couldn't have been," the clerk interrupted from his high-collared perch. "He'd gone to Davy Jones long before."

"Are you sure?" asked Raffles. "Was his body ever found?"

"Are you sure?" Raffles asked. "Was his body ever found?"

"Found and buried," replied our imaginative friend. "Malter, I think it was; or it may have been Giberaltar. I forget which."

"Found and buried," replied our creative friend. "Malter, I think it was; or it could have been Gibraltar. I can’t remember which."

"Besides," I put in, rather annoyed at all this wilful work, yet not indisposed to make a late contribution—"besides, Raffles would never have smoked those cigarettes. There was only one brand for him. It was—let me see——"

"Besides," I chimed in, feeling a bit annoyed by all this unnecessary work, but still willing to add something at the last minute—"besides, Raffles would never have smoked those cigarettes. There was only one brand he would choose. It was—let me think——"

"Sullivans!" cried the clerk, right for once. "It's all a matter of 'abit," he went on, as he replaced the twenty-five tin box with the vulgar wrapper. "I tried them once, and I didn't like 'em myself. It's all a question of tiste. Now, if you want a good smoke, and cheaper, give me a Golden Gem at quarter of the price."

"Sullivans!" exclaimed the clerk, finally getting it right. "It's all about preference," he continued, putting away the twenty-five tin box with its cheap packaging. "I tried them once, and I didn’t like them either. It’s really just a matter of taste. Now, if you want a good smoke for less, grab a Golden Gem for a quarter of the price."

"What we really do want," remarked Raffles[259] mildly, "is to see something else as clever as that last."

"What we really want," Raffles[259] said gently, "is to see something else as smart as that last one."

"Then come this way," said the clerk, and led us into a recess almost monopolized by the iron-clamped chest of thrilling memory, now a mere platform for the collection of mysterious objects under a dust-sheet on the lid. "These," he continued, unveiling them with an air, "are the Raffles Relics, taken from his rooms in the Albany after his death and burial, and the most complete set we've got. That's his centre-bit, and this is the bottle of rock-oil he's supposed to have kept dipping it in to prevent making a noise. Here's the revawlver he used when he shot at a gentleman on the roof down Horsham way; it was afterward taken from him on the P. & O. boat before he jumped overboard."

"Then come this way," said the clerk, leading us into a nook nearly dominated by the iron-clamped chest of thrilling memories, now just a platform for a collection of mysterious objects covered by a dust sheet on the lid. "These," he continued, revealing them with flair, "are the Raffles Relics, taken from his rooms in the Albany after his death and burial, and the most complete set we have. That's his center bit, and this is the bottle of rock oil he supposedly kept dipping it in to avoid making a sound. Here's the revolver he used when he shot at a man on the roof down Horsham way; it was later taken from him on the P. & O. boat before he jumped overboard."

I could not help saying I understood that Raffles had never shot at anybody. I was standing with my back to the nearest window, my hat jammed over my brows and my overcoat collar up to my ears.

I couldn't help mentioning that Raffles had never aimed a gun at anyone. I was standing with my back to the closest window, my hat pulled down over my forehead and my coat collar up to my ears.

"That's the only time we know about," the clerk admitted; "and it couldn't be brought 'ome, or his precious pal would have got more than he did. This empty cawtridge is the one he 'id the Emperor's pearl in, on the Peninsular and Orient.[260] These gimlets and wedges were what he used for fixin' doors. This is his rope-ladder, with the telescope walking-stick he used to hook it up with; he's said to have 'ad it with him the night he dined with the Earl of Thornaby, and robbed the house before dinner. That's his life-preserver; but no one can make out what this little thick velvet bag's for, with the two holes and the elawstic round each. Perhaps you can give a guess, sir?"

"That's the only time we know about," the clerk admitted. "And it couldn't be brought home, or his precious buddy would have gotten more than he did. This empty cartridge is the one he hid the Emperor's pearl in, on the Peninsular and Orient.[260] These drills and wedges were what he used for fixing doors. This is his rope ladder, with the telescope walking stick he used to hook it up with; he's said to have had it with him the night he dined with the Earl of Thornaby and robbed the house before dinner. That's his life preserver, but no one can figure out what this little thick velvet bag is for, with the two holes and the elastic around each. Maybe you can take a guess, sir?"

No one can make out what this little thick velvet bag's for. No one can figure out what this small, thick velvet bag is for.

Raffles had taken up the bag that he had invented for the noiseless filing of keys. Now he handled it as though it were a tobacco-pouch, putting in finger and thumb, and shrugging over the puzzle with a delicious face; nevertheless, he showed me a few grains of steel filing as the result of his investigations, and murmured in my ear, "These sweet police!" I, for my part, could not but examine the life-preserver with which I had once smitten Raffles himself to the ground: actually, there was his blood upon it still; and seeing my horror, the clerk plunged into a characteristically garbled version of that incident also. It happened to have come to light among others at the Old Bailey, and perhaps had its share in promoting the quality of mercy which had undoubtedly been exercised on my behalf. But the present recital was unduly trying, and Raffles [261]created a noble diversion by calling attention to an early photograph of himself, which may still hang on the wall over the historic chest, but which I had carefully ignored. It shows him in flannels, after some great feat upon the tented field. I am afraid there is a Sullivan between his lips, a look of lazy insolence in the half-shut eyes. I have since possessed myself of a copy, and it is not Raffles at his best; but the features are clean-cut and regular; and I often wish that I had lent it to the artistic gentlemen who have battered the statue out of all likeness to the man.

Raffles had picked up the bag he designed for silently storing keys. Now, he was handling it like it was a tobacco pouch, fiddling with it and playfully frowning at the challenge; however, he showed me a few bits of steel shavings from his exploration and whispered in my ear, "These sweet police!" I couldn’t help but look at the life-preserver I had once used to knock Raffles down myself: there was actually still some of his blood on it; and seeing my shock, the clerk launched into a typically twisted retelling of that incident. It turned out to be mentioned among other things at the Old Bailey, and maybe it helped inspire the mercy that was certainly shown toward me. But the current story was unnecessarily intense, and Raffles [261]created a delightful distraction by pointing out an old photograph of himself, which might still be hanging on the wall above the famous chest, but which I had intentionally overlooked. It shows him in white sportswear, after some impressive achievement on the field. I fear he has a cigar dangling between his lips and a lazy, defiant look in his half-closed eyes. I've since gotten a copy of it, and it’s not Raffles at his best; but his features are sharp and symmetrical; I often wish I had lent it to the artists who distorted the statue beyond recognition of the man.

"You wouldn't think it of him, would you?" quoth the clerk. "It makes you understand how no one ever did think it of him at the time."

"You wouldn't think that about him, would you?" said the clerk. "It helps you see why no one ever thought that about him back then."

The youth was looking full at Raffles, with the watery eyes of unsuspecting innocence. I itched to emulate the fine bravado of my friend.

The young man was staring straight at Raffles, his wide eyes filled with clueless innocence. I felt a strong urge to mirror my friend's fearless confidence.

"You said he had a pal," I observed, sinking deeper into the collar of my coat. "Haven't you got a photograph of him?"

"You said he had a friend," I noted, pulling my coat collar up tighter. "Don’t you have a photo of him?"

The pale clerk gave such a sickly smile, I could have smacked some blood into his pasty face.

The pale clerk flashed such a sickly smile that I could have slapped some color into his pale face.

"You mean Bunny?" said the familiar fellow. "No, sir, he'd be out of place; we've only room for real criminals here. Bunny was neither one[262] thing nor the other. He could follow Raffles, but that's all he could do. He was no good on his own. Even when he put up the low-down job of robbing his old 'ome, it's believed he hadn't the 'eart to take the stuff away, and Raffles had to break in a second time for it. No, sir, we don't bother our heads about Bunny; we shall never hear no more of 'im. He was a harmless sort of rotter, if you awsk me."

"You mean Bunny?" said the familiar guy. "No, sir, he wouldn't fit in here; we only have space for real criminals. Bunny was neither one thing nor the other. He could follow Raffles, but that was about it. He wasn't any good on his own. Even when he pulled off the low-down act of robbing his old home, it’s said he didn’t have the heart to take the stuff away, and Raffles had to break in a second time for it. No, sir, we don’t waste our time thinking about Bunny; we’ll never hear from him again. He was a harmless sort of loser, if you ask me."

I had not asked him, and I was almost foaming under the respirator that I was making of my overcoat collar. I only hoped that Raffles would say something, and he did.

I hadn’t asked him, and I was nearly losing it under the respirator I was making out of my overcoat collar. I just hoped that Raffles would say something, and he did.

"The only case I remember anything about," he remarked, tapping the clamped chest with his umbrella, "was this; and that time, at all events, the man outside must have had quite as much to do as the one inside. May I ask what you keep in it?"

"The only case I remember anything about," he said, tapping the locked chest with his umbrella, "was this one; and that time, at least, the man outside must have been just as involved as the one inside. Can I ask what you have stored in it?"

"Nothing, sir."

"Nothing, sir."

"I imagined more relics inside. Hadn't he some dodge of getting in and out without opening the lid?"

"I thought there were more relics inside. Didn't he have some trick for getting in and out without opening the lid?"

"Of putting his head out, you mean," returned the clerk, whose knowledge of Raffles and his Relics was really most comprehensive on the whole. He moved some of the minor memorials[263] and with his penknife raised the trap-door in the lid.

"About sticking his head out, you mean," replied the clerk, whose understanding of Raffles and his Relics was quite extensive overall. He shifted some of the smaller mementos[263] and used his penknife to lift the trap-door in the lid.

"Only a skylight," remarked Raffles, deliciously unimpressed.

"Just a skylight," Raffles said, completely unfazed.

"Why, what else did you expect?" asked the clerk, letting the trap-door down again, and looking sorry that he had taken so much trouble.

"Why, what else did you expect?" asked the clerk, lowering the trapdoor again and looking regretful that he had put in so much effort.

"A backdoor, at least!" replied Raffles, with such a sly look at me that I had to turn aside to smile. It was the last time I smiled that day.

"A backdoor, at least!" Raffles replied, giving me such a sly look that I had to turn away to smile. It was the last time I smiled that day.

The door had opened as I turned, and an unmistakable detective had entered with two more sight-seers like ourselves. He wore the hard, round hat and the dark, thick overcoat which one knows at a glance as the uniform of his grade; and for one awful moment his steely eye was upon us in a flash of cold inquiry. Then the clerk emerged from the recess devoted to the Raffles Relics, and the alarming interloper conducted his party to the window opposite the door.

The door swung open as I turned, and a recognizable detective walked in with two more tourists like us. He sported a hard, round hat and a heavy dark overcoat that instantly marked him as someone of his rank; for a brief, chilling moment, his piercing gaze locked onto us with a sharp look of suspicion. Then the clerk stepped out from the area dedicated to the Raffles Relics, and the unsettling newcomer led his group to the window across from the door.

"Inspector Druce," the clerk informed us in impressive whispers, "who had the Chalk Farm case in hand. He'd be the man for Raffles, if Raffles was alive to-day!"

"Inspector Druce," the clerk told us in low, dramatic tones, "who was in charge of the Chalk Farm case. He'd be the perfect person for Raffles, if Raffles were alive today!"

"I'm sure he would," was the grave reply. "I should be very sorry to have a man like that after[264] me. But what a run there seems to be upon your Black Museum!"

"I'm sure he would," was the serious response. "I'd be really sorry to have a guy like that after[264] me. But it looks like there's quite a rush for your Black Museum!"

"There isn't reelly, sir," whispered the clerk. "We sometimes go weeks on end without having regular visitors like you two gentlemen. I think those are friends of the Inspector's, come to see the Chalk Farm photographs, that helped to hang his man. We've a lot of interesting photographs, sir, if you like to have a look at them."

"There isn't really, sir," whispered the clerk. "We sometimes go weeks without having regular visitors like you two gentlemen. I think those are friends of the Inspector's, come to see the Chalk Farm photographs that helped convict his man. We have a lot of interesting photographs, sir, if you'd like to take a look at them."

"If it won't take long," said Raffles, taking out his watch; and as the clerk left our side for an instant he gripped my arm. "This is a bit too hot," he whispered, "but we mustn't cut and run like rabbits. That might be fatal. Hide your face in the photographs, and leave everything to me. I'll have a train to catch as soon as ever I dare."

"If it won't take long," Raffles said, pulling out his watch; and as the clerk stepped away for a moment, he grabbed my arm. "This is getting a bit too risky," he whispered, "but we can't just run off like scared rabbits. That could be disastrous. Cover your face with the photos, and let me handle everything. I'll need to catch a train as soon as it’s safe."

I obeyed without a word, and with the less uneasiness as I had time to consider the situation. It even struck me that Raffles was for once inclined to exaggerate the undeniable risk that we ran by remaining in the same room with an officer whom both he and I knew only too well by name and repute. Raffles, after all, had aged and altered out of knowledge; but he had not lost the nerve that was equal to a far more direct encounter than was[265] at all likely to be forced upon us. On the other hand, it was most improbable that a distinguished detective would know by sight an obscure delinquent like myself; besides, this one had come to the front since my day. Yet a risk it was, and I certainly did not smile as I bent over the album of horrors produced by our guide. I could still take an interest in the dreadful photographs of murderous and murdered men; they appealed to the morbid element in my nature; and it was doubtless with degenerate unction that I called Raffles's attention to a certain scene of notorious slaughter. There was no response. I looked round. There was no Raffles to respond. We had all three been examining the photographs at one of the windows; at another three newcomers were similarly engrossed; and without one word, or a single sound, Raffles had decamped behind all our backs.

I complied without saying a word, and the more I thought about the situation, the less uneasy I became. It even occurred to me that Raffles was, for once, exaggerating the obvious risk we faced by staying in the same room with an officer whose name and reputation we both knew all too well. Raffles had aged and changed beyond recognition, but he hadn't lost the nerve for a more direct confrontation than was[265] likely to happen. On the other hand, it was highly unlikely that a well-known detective would recognize an unknown criminal like me; besides, this detective had risen to prominence since my time. Still, it was a risk, and I certainly didn't smile as I leaned over the album of horrors that our guide had brought out. I could still find interest in the horrifying photographs of murderers and their victims; they appealed to the morbid side of my nature. It was surely with a twisted sort of pleasure that I drew Raffles's attention to a particular scene of infamous slaughter. There was no response. I glanced around. Raffles was nowhere to be found. We had all three been looking at the photographs by one of the windows; at another, three newcomers were similarly absorbed; and without a word or a sound, Raffles had slipped away behind our backs.

Fortunately the clerk was himself very busy gloating over the horrors of the album; before he looked round I had hidden my astonishment, but not my wrath, of which I had the instinctive sense to make no secret.

Fortunately, the clerk was busy reveling in the horrors of the album; before he turned around, I managed to hide my shock, but not my anger, which I instinctively knew I shouldn't conceal.

"My friend's the most impatient man on earth!" I exclaimed. "He said he was going to catch a train, and now he's gone without a word!"[266]

"My friend's the most impatient guy on the planet!" I said. "He said he was catching a train, and now he's just taken off without a word!"[266]

"I never heard him," said the clerk, looking puzzled.

"I never heard him," said the clerk, looking confused.

"No more did I; but he did touch me on the shoulder," I lied, "and say something or other. I was too deep in this beastly book to pay much attention. He must have meant that he was off. Well, let him be off! I mean to see all that's to be seen."

"No, I didn’t; but he did tap me on the shoulder," I lied, "and say something or other. I was too engrossed in this horrible book to pay much attention. He must have meant that he was leaving. Well, let him go! I plan to see everything that's out there."

And in my nervous anxiety to allay any suspicions aroused by my companion's extraordinary behavior, I outstayed even the eminent detective and his friends, saw them examine the Raffles Relics, heard them discuss me under my own nose, and at last was alone with the anæmic clerk. I put my hand in my pocket, and measured him with a side-long eye. The tipping system is nothing less than a minor bane of my existence. Not that one is a grudging giver, but simply because in so many cases it is so hard to know whom to tip and what to tip him. I know what it is to be the parting guest who has not parted freely enough, and that not from stinginess but the want of a fine instinct on the point. I made no mistake, however, in the case of the clerk, who accepted my pieces of silver without demur, and expressed a hope of seeing the article which I had assured him I was about to write. He has had some years to wait for it, but[267] I flatter myself that these belated pages will occasion more interest than offense if they ever do meet those watery eyes.

And in my nervous effort to calm any suspicions raised by my companion's strange behavior, I ended up staying longer than the famous detective and his friends. I watched them examine the Raffles Relics, overheard them discuss me right in front of me, and eventually found myself alone with the pale clerk. I reached into my pocket and sized him up with a sideways glance. The whole tipping system is nothing short of a minor annoyance in my life. It’s not that I’m stingy; it’s just that it can be really tough to figure out who to tip and how much. I know what it feels like to be the departing guest who didn’t give enough, not out of lack of generosity but simply because I lack a good instinct for it. However, I didn’t make any mistakes with the clerk, who accepted my coins without hesitation and expressed hope about the article I had promised to write for him. He’s had to wait years for it, but[267] I like to think these long-delayed pages will be more interesting than offensive if they ever reach his watery eyes.

Twilight was falling when I reached the street; the sky behind St. Stephen's had flushed and blackened like an angry face; the lamps were lit, and under every one I was unreasonable enough to look for Raffles. Then I made foolishly sure that I should find him hanging about the station, and hung thereabouts myself until one Richmond train had gone without me. In the end I walked over the bridge to Waterloo, and took the first train to Teddington instead. That made a shorter walk of it, but I had to grope my way through a white fog from the river to Ham Common, and it was the hour of our cosy dinner when I reached our place of retirement. There was only a flicker of firelight on the blinds: I was the first to return after all. It was nearly four hours since Raffles had stolen away from my side in the ominous precincts of Scotland Yard. Where could he be? Our landlady wrung her hands over him; she had cooked a dinner after her favorite's heart, and I let it spoil before making one of the most melancholy meals of my life.

Twilight was settling in when I got to the street; the sky behind St. Stephen's had turned a deep red and then darkened like an angry face; the lamps were on, and under each one I absurdly looked for Raffles. Then I convinced myself that I would find him hanging around the station, and I stood there so long that I missed one Richmond train. Eventually, I walked across the bridge to Waterloo and caught the first train to Teddington instead. That made for a shorter stroll, but I had to navigate my way through a thick fog from the river to Ham Common, and it was just about dinner time when I got back to our place. There was only a flicker of firelight on the blinds: I was the first to come back after all. It had been nearly four hours since Raffles had slipped away from me in the ominous area of Scotland Yard. Where could he be? Our landlady was worried about him; she had prepared a dinner that he would love, and I let it go to waste before having one of the most depressing meals of my life.

Up to midnight there was no sign of him; but long before this time I had reassured our landlady[268] with a voice and face that must have given my words the lie. I told her that Mr. Ralph (as she used to call him) had said something about going to the theatre; that I thought he had given up the idea, but I must have been mistaken, and should certainly sit up for him. The attentive soul brought in a plate of sandwiches before she retired; and I prepared to make a night of it in a chair by the sitting-room fire. Darkness and bed I could not face in my anxiety. In a way I felt as though duty and loyalty called me out into the winter's night; and yet whither should I turn to look for Raffles? I could think of but one place, and to seek him there would be to destroy myself without aiding him. It was my growing conviction that he had been recognized when leaving Scotland Yard, and either taken then and there, or else hunted into some new place of hiding. It would all be in the morning papers; and it was all his own fault. He had thrust his head into the lion's mouth, and the lion's jaws had snapped. Had he managed to withdraw his head in time?

Up until midnight, there was no sign of him; but long before then, I had reassured our landlady[268] with a voice and expression that probably contradicted my words. I told her that Mr. Ralph (as she used to call him) had mentioned something about going to the theater; that I thought he had changed his mind, but I must have been wrong, and I would definitely wait up for him. The caring soul brought in a plate of sandwiches before she left; and I settled in for a long night in a chair by the fire in the sitting room. I couldn't face the darkness and bed because of my worry. In a way, I felt like duty and loyalty were calling me out into the winter night; but where should I look for Raffles? I could think of just one place, and going there would only put me in danger without helping him. I was increasingly convinced that he had been recognized when he left Scotland Yard, and either captured right then or chased into some new hiding place. It would all be in the morning papers, and it was entirely his own fault. He had put his head in the lion's mouth, and the lion's jaws had snapped. Had he managed to pull his head back in time?

There was a bottle at my elbow, and that night I say deliberately that it was not my enemy but my friend. It procured me at last some surcease from my suspense. I fell fast asleep in my chair before the fire. The lamp was still burning, and the fire[269] red, when I awoke; but I sat very stiff in the iron clutch of a wintry morning. Suddenly I slued round in my chair. And there was Raffles in a chair behind me, with the door open behind him, quietly taking off his boots.

There was a bottle next to me, and that night I honestly felt it was not my enemy but my friend. It finally gave me some relief from my anxiety. I fell asleep quickly in my chair in front of the fire. The lamp was still on, and the fire[269] was glowing red when I woke up; but I felt very stiff in the cold grip of a winter morning. Suddenly, I turned around in my chair. And there was Raffles in a chair behind me, with the door open behind him, quietly taking off his boots.

"Sorry to wake you, Bunny," said he. "I thought I was behaving like a mouse; but after a three hours' tramp one's feet are all heels."

"Sorry to wake you, Bunny," he said. "I thought I was being quiet like a mouse, but after a three-hour hike, my feet are all sore."

I did not get up and fall upon his neck. I sat back in my chair and blinked with bitterness upon his selfish insensibility. He should not know what I had been through on his account.

I didn’t jump up and throw my arms around him. I stayed seated and stared at him with resentment over his self-centered indifference. He shouldn’t know what I’d gone through because of him.

"Walk out from town?" I inquired, as indifferently as though he were in the habit of doing so.

"Walk out from town?" I asked, as casually as if it were something he did regularly.

"From Scotland Yard," he answered, stretching himself before the fire in his stocking soles.

"From Scotland Yard," he replied, lounging in front of the fire in his socks.

"Scotland Yard!" I echoed. "Then I was right; that's where you were all the time; and yet you managed to escape!"

"Scotland Yard!" I repeated. "So I was right; that's where you've been this whole time; and you still managed to get away!"

I had risen excitedly in my turn.

I had jumped up eagerly when it was my turn.

"Of course I did," replied Raffles. "I never thought there would be much difficulty about that, but there was even less than I anticipated. I did once find myself on one side of a sort of counter, and an officer dozing at his desk at the other side. I thought it safest to wake him up and make inquiries about a mythical purse left in a phantom[270] hansom outside the Carlton. And the way the fellow fired me out of that was another credit to the Metropolitan Police: it's only in the savage countries that they would have troubled to ask how one had got in."

"Of course I did," Raffles replied. "I didn’t think it would be that hard, but it was even easier than I expected. There was one time I found myself on one side of a counter, with an officer dozing at his desk on the other side. I figured it was best to wake him up and ask about a mythical purse left in a phantom[270] cab outside the Carlton. The way he kicked me out was another win for the Metropolitan Police: only in savage countries would they have bothered to ask how someone got in."

"And how did you?" I asked. "And in the Lord's name, Raffles, when and why?"

"And how did you?" I asked. "And for the love of God, Raffles, when and why?"

Raffles looked down on me under raised eyebrows, as he stood with his coat tails to the dying fire.

Raffles looked down at me with raised eyebrows, standing there with his coat tails hanging by the dying fire.

"How and when, Bunny, you know as well as I do," said he, cryptically. "And at last you shall hear the honest why and wherefore. I had more reasons for going to Scotland Yard, my dear fellow, than I had the face to tell you at the time."

"How and when, Bunny, you know as well as I do," he said mysteriously. "And finally, you'll hear the real reason behind it all. I had more reasons for going to Scotland Yard, my dear friend, than I could bring myself to share with you at that moment."

"I don't care why you went there!" I cried. "I want to know why you stayed, or went back, or whatever it was you may have done. I thought they had got you, and you had given them the slip?"

"I don't care why you went there!" I yelled. "I want to know why you stayed, or went back, or whatever you ended up doing. I thought they had captured you, and you had managed to escape?"

Raffles smiled as he shook his head.

Raffles smiled and shook his head.

"No, no, Bunny; I prolonged the visit, as I paid it, of my own accord. As for my reasons, they are far too many for me to tell you them all; they rather weighed upon me as I walked out; but you'll see them for yourself if you turn round."

"No, no, Bunny; I extended the visit because I wanted to. As for my reasons, there are too many to share with you right now; they were on my mind as I left, but you'll understand them if you just look back."

I was standing with my back to the chair in[271] which I had been asleep; behind the chair was the round lodging-house table; and there, reposing on the cloth with the whiskey and sandwiches, was the whole collection of Raffles Relics which had occupied the lid of the silver-chest in the Black Museum at Scotland Yard! The chest alone was missing. There was the revolver that I had only once heard fired, and there the blood-stained life-preserver, brace-and-bit, bottle of rock-oil, velvet bag, rope-ladder, walking-stick, gimlets, wedges, and even the empty cartridge-case which had once concealed the gift of a civilized monarch to a potentate of color.

I was standing with my back to the chair in[271] where I had been sleeping; behind the chair was the round table from the boarding house; and there, resting on the tablecloth next to the whiskey and sandwiches, was the entire collection of Raffles Relics that had been on the lid of the silver chest in the Black Museum at Scotland Yard! The chest itself was the only thing missing. There was the revolver that I had only heard fired once, and there was the blood-stained life-preserver, brace-and-bit, bottle of rock oil, velvet bag, rope ladder, walking stick, gimlets, wedges, and even the empty cartridge case that once held a gift from a civilized monarch to a colored potentate.

"I was a real Father Christmas," said Raffles, "when I arrived. It's a pity you weren't awake to appreciate the scene. It was more edifying than the one I found. You never caught me asleep in my chair, Bunny!"

"I was like a real Santa Claus," Raffles said, "when I showed up. It's too bad you weren't awake to enjoy the moment. It was more uplifting than the one I came across. You'd never catch me dozing off in my chair, Bunny!"

He thought I had merely fallen asleep in my chair! He could not see that I had been sitting up for him all night long! The hint of a temperance homily, on top of all I had borne, and from Raffles of all mortal men, tried my temper to its last limit—but a flash of late enlightenment enabled me just to keep it.

He thought I had just dozed off in my chair! He couldn’t see that I had been staying up for him all night! The suggestion of a lecture on sobriety, on top of everything I had already dealt with, especially coming from Raffles of all people, really tested my patience—but a moment of realization helped me hold it together.

"Where did you hide?" I asked grimly.

"Where did you hide?" I asked seriously.

"At the Yard itself."[272]

"At the Yard."

"So I gather; but whereabouts at the Yard?"

"So I hear; but where exactly at the Yard?"

"Can you ask, Bunny?"

"Can you ask, Bunny?"

"I am asking."

"I'm asking."

"It's where I once hid before."

"It's where I used to hide before."

"You don't mean in the chest?"

"You don't mean in the chest?"

"I do."

"I do."

Our eyes met for a minute.

Our eyes locked for a moment.

"You may have ended up there," I conceded. "But where did you go first when you slipped out behind my back, and how the devil did you know where to go?"

"You might have ended up there," I admitted. "But where did you go first when you slipped out behind my back, and how on earth did you know where to go?"

"I never did slip out," said Raffles, "behind your back. I slipped in."

"I never sneaked out," said Raffles, "behind your back. I came in."

"Into the chest?"

"Into the chest?"

"Exactly."

"Exactly."

I burst out laughing in his face.

I laughed out loud right in his face.

"My dear fellow, I saw all these things on the lid just afterward. Not one of them was moved. I watched that detective show them to his friends.

"My dear friend, I saw all these things on the lid right after. Not a single one of them was touched. I watched that detective show them to his friends."

"And I heard him."

"And I heard him."

"But not from the inside of the chest!"

"But not from inside the chest!"

"From the inside of the chest, Bunny. Don't look like that—it's foolish. Try to recall a few words that went before, between the idiot in the collar and me. Don't you remember my asking him if there was anything in the chest?"

"From inside the chest, Bunny. Don't make that face—it's silly. Try to remember a few words that came before, between the idiot in the collar and me. Don't you remember me asking him if there was anything in the chest?"

"Yes."[273]

Yes.[273]

"One had to be sure it was empty, you see. Then I asked if there was a backdoor to the chest as well as a skylight."

"One had to make sure it was empty, you know. Then I asked if there was a backdoor to the chest as well as a skylight."

"I remember."

"I remember."

"I suppose you thought all that meant nothing?"

"I guess you thought all of that meant nothing?"

"I didn't look for a meaning."

"I didn’t search for a meaning."

"You wouldn't; it would never occur to you that I might want to find out whether anybody at the Yard had found out that there was something precisely in the nature of a sidedoor—it isn't a backdoor—to that chest. Well, there is one; there was one soon after I took the chest back from your rooms to mine, in the good old days. You push one of the handles down—which no one ever does—and the whole of that end opens like the front of a doll's house. I saw that was what I ought to have done at first: it's so much simpler than the trap at the top; and one likes to get a thing perfect for its own sake. Besides, the trick had not been spotted at the bank, and I thought I might bring it off again some day; meanwhile, in one's bedroom, with lots of things on top, what a port in a sudden squall!"

"You wouldn't; it would never cross your mind that I might want to discover whether anyone at the Yard had figured out there was something similar to a side door—it’s not a backdoor—to that chest. Well, there is one; it appeared shortly after I moved the chest back from your place to mine, back in the good old days. You simply push one of the handles down—which no one ever does—and the whole end opens up like the front of a dollhouse. I realized that’s what I should have done in the first place: it’s much simpler than the trap at the top; plus, it’s nice to get something right for its own sake. Also, the trick hadn’t been noticed at the bank, and I thought I might pull it off again someday; in the meantime, in my bedroom, with a lot of things on top, what a safe haven in a sudden storm!"

I asked why I had never heard of the improvement before, not so much at the time it was made, but in these later days, when there were fewer secrets between us, and this one could avail him no[274] more. But I did not put the question out of pique. I put it out of sheer obstinate incredulity. And Raffles looked at me without replying, until I read the explanation in his look.

I asked why I had never heard about the improvement before, not so much when it was made, but in these later days when there were fewer secrets between us, and this one could benefit him no[274] more. But I didn't ask out of annoyance. I asked out of pure stubborn disbelief. And Raffles looked at me without answering, until I saw the explanation in his gaze.

"I see," I said. "You used to get into it to hide from me!"

"I get it," I said. "You used to dive into it to escape from me!"

"My dear Bunny, I am not always a very genial man," he answered; "but when you let me have a key of your rooms I could not very well refuse you one of mine, although I picked your pocket of it in the end. I will only say that when I had no wish to see you, Bunny, I must have been quite unfit for human society, and it was the act of a friend to deny you mine. I don't think it happened more than once or twice. You can afford to forgive a fellow after all these years!"

"My dear Bunny, I'm not always a very friendly guy," he replied; "but when you gave me a key to your place, I couldn't really say no to giving you one of mine, even though I ended up taking it from you. I’ll just say that when I didn’t want to see you, Bunny, I must have been in a pretty bad state to be around people, and it was a kind act to keep you away from me. I don't think it happened more than once or twice. After all these years, you can afford to forgive a guy!"

"That, yes," I replied bitterly; "but not this, Raffles."

"That is true," I responded bitterly; "but not this, Raffles."

"Why not? I really hadn't made up my mind to do what I did. I had merely thought of it. It was that smart officer in the same room that made me do it without thinking twice."

"Why not? I really hadn't decided to do what I did. I had just considered it. It was that sharp officer in the same room who made me go for it without thinking twice."

"And we never even heard you!" I murmured, in a voice of involuntary admiration which vexed me with myself. "But we might just as well!" I was as quick to add in my former tone.

"And we never even heard you!" I whispered, feeling a mix of admiration that annoyed me. "But we might as well!" I quickly added in my previous tone.

"Why, Bunny?"[275]

"Why, Bunny?"[275]

"We shall be traced in no time through our ticket of admission."

"We'll be found out right away because of our ticket."

"Did they collect it?"

"Did they get it?"

"No; but you heard how very few are issued."

"No, but you heard how few are actually released."

"Exactly. They sometimes go weeks on end without a regular visitor. It was I who extracted that piece of information, Bunny, and I did nothing rash until I had. Don't you see that with any luck it will be two or three weeks before they are likely to discover their loss?"

"Exactly. They can sometimes go weeks without a regular visitor. I was the one who got that info, Bunny, and I didn't make any moves until I had it. Don't you realize that, with a bit of luck, it could be two or three weeks before they figure out their loss?"

I was beginning to see.

I was starting to see.

"And then, pray, how are they going to bring it home to us? Why should they even suspect us, Bunny? I left early; that's all I did. You took my departure admirably; you couldn't have said more or less if I had coached you myself. I relied on you, Bunny, and you never more completely justified my confidence. The sad thing is that you have ceased to rely on me. Do you really think that I would leave the place in such a state that the first person who came in with a duster would see that there had been a robbery?"

"And then, seriously, how are they going to prove this against us? Why would they even think we’re involved, Bunny? I just left early; that’s all I did. You handled my departure perfectly; you couldn’t have responded any better or worse if I had practiced it with you. I counted on you, Bunny, and you completely lived up to my trust. What’s sad is that you’ve stopped trusting me. Do you actually believe I would leave the place in such disarray that the first person who walked in with a duster would notice a robbery had happened?"

I denied the thought with all energy, though it perished only as I spoke.

I pushed the thought away with all my strength, but it died only as I said it.

"Have you forgotten the duster that was over these things, Bunny? Have you forgotten all the other revolvers and life-preservers that there were[276] to choose from? I chose most carefully, and I replaced my relics with a mixed assortment of other people's which really look just as well. The rope-ladder that now supplants mine is, of course, no patch upon it, but coiled up on the chest it really looks much the same. To be sure, there was no second velvet bag; but I replaced my stick with another quite like it, and I even found an empty cartridge to understudy the setting of the Polynesian pearl. You see the sort of fellow they have to show people round: do you think he's the kind to see the difference next time, or to connect it with us if he does? One left much the same things, lying much as he left them, under a dust-sheet which is only taken off for the benefit of the curious, who often don't turn up for weeks on end."

"Have you forgotten the cover that was over these things, Bunny? Have you forgotten all the other guns and life-jackets there were[276] to choose from? I chose most carefully, and I replaced my old items with a mix of other people's that actually look just as good. The rope ladder that now takes the place of mine isn’t as good, but coiled up on the chest, it looks pretty similar. Sure, there wasn’t a second velvet bag, but I swapped my stick for one that looks just like it, and I even found an empty cartridge to fill in for the Polynesian pearl's setting. You see the kind of guy they have showing people around: do you think he’s the type to notice the difference next time, or to link it back to us if he does? One left a lot of the same stuff, lying just as he left it, under a dust cover that’s only taken off for the curious, who often don’t show up for weeks."

I admitted that we might be safe for three or four weeks. Raffles held out his hand.

I acknowledged that we could be safe for three or four weeks. Raffles extended his hand.

"Then let us be friends about it, Bunny, and smoke the cigarette of Sullivan and peace! A lot may happen in three or four weeks; and what should you say if this turned out to be the last as well as the least of all my crimes? I must own that it seems to me their natural and fitting end, though I might have stopped more characteristically than with a mere crime of sentiment. No, I make no promises, Bunny; now I have got these things, I[277] may be unable to resist using them once more. But with this war one gets all the excitement one requires—and rather more than usual may happen in three or four weeks!"

"Let’s just be friends about it, Bunny, and smoke the cigarette of Sullivan and peace! A lot can happen in three or four weeks; what would you say if this turned out to be the last and least of all my crimes? I must admit it feels like a natural and fitting end for me, though I could have gone out in a more characteristic way than with a simple crime of sentiment. No, I’m not making any promises, Bunny; now that I have these things, I might not be able to resist using them again. But with this war, you get all the excitement you need—and a lot more than usual might happen in three or four weeks!"

Was he thinking even then of volunteering for the front? Had he already set his heart on the one chance of some atonement for his life—nay, on the very death he was to die? I never knew, and shall never know. Yet his words were strangely prophetic, even to the three or four weeks in which those events happened that imperilled the fabric of our empire, and rallied her sons from the four winds to fight beneath her banner on the veldt. It all seems very ancient history now. But I remember nothing better or more vividly than the last words of Raffles upon his last crime, unless it be the pressure of his hand as he said them, or the rather sad twinkle in his tired eyes.

Was he already considering volunteering for the front? Had he committed to the only chance for some redemption in his life—indeed, to the very death he was destined to face? I never found out, and I never will. Still, his words were oddly prophetic, even regarding the three or four weeks during which events unfolded that threatened the foundation of our empire and called her sons from all corners to fight under her flag on the veldt. It feels like ancient history now. But I remember nothing more clearly or vividly than Raffles' final words during his last crime, except perhaps the grip of his hand as he spoke them, or the rather sad glimmer in his weary eyes.


The Last Word

T

he last of all these tales of Raffles is from a fresher and a sweeter pen. I give it exactly as it came to me, in a letter which meant more to me than it can possibly mean to any other reader. And yet, it may stand for something with those for whom these pale reflections have a tithe of the charm that the real man had for me; and it is to leave such persons thinking yet a little better of him (and not wasting another thought on me) that I am permitted to retail the very last word about their hero and mine.

The last of all these stories about Raffles comes from a newer and more delicate voice. I’m sharing it exactly as I received it, in a letter that means more to me than it could to anyone else. Still, it may resonate with those who find even a fraction of the charm in these glimpses that the real man had for me. My aim is to leave such readers with a slightly better impression of him (and not to dwell on me) as I share this final word about their hero and mine.

The letter was my first healing after a chance encounter and a sleepless night; and I print every word of it except the last.

The letter was my first step towards healing after a random meeting and a night without sleep; and I print every word of it except for the last one.

"39 Campden Grove Court, W.,

39 Campden Grove Court, W.

"June 28, 1900.

June 28, 1900.

"Dear Harry: You may have wondered at the very few words I could find to say to you when we met so strangely yesterday. I did not mean to be unkind. I was grieved to see you so cruelly hurt and lame. I could not grieve when at last I made[279] you tell me how it happened. I honor and envy every man of you—every name in those dreadful lists that fill the papers every day. But I knew about Mr. Raffles, and I did not know about you, and there was something I longed to tell you about him, something I could not tell you in a minute in the street, or indeed by word of mouth at all. That is why I asked you for your address.

"Hey Harry: You might have noticed how few words I could manage when we met so unexpectedly yesterday. I didn’t mean to come off as unkind. It made me really sad to see you so badly hurt and struggling to move. I couldn’t help but feel sorrow when you finally revealed to me how it all happened. I respect and admire every one of you—every name in those terrible lists that appear in the papers daily. But I knew about Mr. Raffles, and I didn’t know what had happened to you, and there was something I desperately wanted to share regarding him, something I couldn’t express in just a minute on the street, or even verbally at all. That’s why I requested your address."

"You said I spoke as if I had known Mr. Raffles. Of course I have often seen him playing cricket, and heard about him and you. But I only once met him, and that was the night after you and I met last. I have always supposed that you knew all about our meeting. Yesterday I could see that you knew nothing. So I have made up my mind to tell you every word.

"You said I talked like I knew Mr. Raffles. Sure, I've seen him play cricket a lot and heard stories about him and you. But I only met him once, and that was the night after you and I last met. I always thought you knew everything about our meeting. Yesterday, I realized you didn't know anything. So I've decided to tell you everything."

"That night—I mean the next night—they were all going out to several places, but I stayed behind at Palace Gardens. I had gone up to the drawing-room after dinner, and was just putting on the lights, when in walked Mr. Raffles from the balcony. I knew him at once, because I happened to have watched him make his hundred at Lord's only the day before. He seemed surprised that no one had told me he was there, but the whole thing was such a surprise that I hardly thought of that. I am afraid I must say that it was not a very pleasant[280] surprise. I felt instinctively that he had come from you, and I confess that for the moment it made me very angry indeed. Then in a breath he assured me that you knew nothing of his coming, that you would never have allowed him to come, but that he had taken it upon himself as your intimate friend and one who would be mine as well. (I said that I would tell you every word.)

"That night—I mean the next night—they were all heading out to different places, but I stayed back at Palace Gardens. After dinner, I went up to the drawing-room and was just about to turn on the lights when Mr. Raffles came in from the balcony. I recognized him right away because I had watched him score his hundred at Lord's just the day before. He seemed surprised that no one had mentioned he was there, but the whole situation was such a shock that it barely crossed my mind. I’m afraid I have to say it wasn’t a very nice[280] surprise. I instinctively felt that he had come from you, and I admit it made me really angry for a moment. Then he quickly reassured me that you knew nothing about his visit, that you would never have allowed him to come, but that he had taken it upon himself as your close friend and someone who would be mine too. (I said I would tell you every word.)"

"Well, we stood looking at each other for some time, and I was never more convinced of anybody's straightness and sincerity; but he was straight and sincere with me, and true to you that night, whatever he may have been before and after. So I asked him why he had come, and what had happened; and he said it was not what had happened, but what might happen next; so I asked him if he was thinking of you, and he just nodded, and told me that I knew very well what you had done. But I began to wonder whether Mr. Raffles himself knew, and I tried to get him to tell me what you had done, and he said I knew as well as he did that you were one of the two men who had come to the house the night before. I took some time to answer. I was quite mystified by his manner. At last I asked him how he knew. I can hear his answer now.

"Well, we stood there looking at each other for a while, and I’ve never been more convinced of anyone’s honesty and sincerity; he was straight and sincere with me, and true to you that night, no matter how he may have acted before and after. So I asked him why he had come and what had happened; he said it wasn’t about what had happened, but what might happen next. I asked him if he was thinking of you, and he just nodded, telling me that I knew very well what you had done. But I started to wonder if Mr. Raffles himself knew, and I tried to get him to tell me what you had done, and he said I knew just as well as he did that you were one of the two men who had come to the house the night before. I took a moment to answer. I was completely puzzled by his behavior. Finally, I asked him how he knew. I can still hear his answer now."

"'Because I was the other man,' he said quite[281] quietly; 'because I led him blindfold into the whole business, and would rather pay the shot than see poor Bunny suffer for it.'

"'Because I was the other man,' he said softly[281]; 'because I led him into the whole thing without him knowing, and I'd rather take the blame than let poor Bunny suffer for it.'"

"Those were his words, but as he said them he made their meaning clear by going over to the bell, and waiting with his finger ready to ring for whatever assistance or protection I desired. Of course I would not let him ring at all; in fact, at first I refused to believe him. Then he led me out into the balcony, and showed me exactly how he had got up and in. He had broken in for the second night running, and all to tell me that the first night he had brought you with him on false pretences. He had to tell me a great deal more before I could quite believe him. But before he went (as he had come) I was the one woman in the world who knew that A. J. Raffles, the great cricketer, and the so-called 'amateur cracksman' of equal notoriety, were one and the same person.

"Those were his words, but as he said them, he made it clear what he meant by going over to the bell and waiting with his finger ready to ring for whatever help or protection I needed. Of course, I wouldn’t let him ring it at all; in fact, at first, I didn’t believe him. Then he took me out onto the balcony and showed me exactly how he had gotten in. He had broken in for the second night in a row, all to tell me that the first night, he had brought you with him under false pretenses. He had to explain a lot more before I could really believe him. But before he left (just as he had arrived), I was the one woman in the world who knew that A. J. Raffles, the great cricketer, and the so-called 'amateur cracksman' of equal fame were the same person."

"He had told me his secret, thrown himself on my mercy, and put his liberty if not his life in my hands, but all for your sake, Harry, to right you in my eyes at his own expense. And yesterday I could see that you knew nothing whatever about it, that your friend had died without telling you of his act of real and yet vain self-sacrifice! Harry, I can only say that now I understand your friendship,[282] and the dreadful lengths to which it carried you. How many in your place would not have gone as far for such a friend? Since that night, at any rate, I for one have understood. It has grieved me more than I can tell you, Harry, but I have always understood.

"He had shared his secret with me, put himself at my mercy, and entrusted me with his freedom, if not his life, all for you, Harry, to redeem yourself in my eyes at his own cost. And yesterday, I could see that you had no idea about it, that your friend had died without revealing his act of genuine, yet futile, self-sacrifice! Harry, I can only say that now I get your friendship,[282] and the awful lengths it pushed you to. How many would not have gone that far for such a friend? At least since that night, I have understood. It has saddened me more than I can express, Harry, but I've always understood."

"He spoke to me quite simply and frankly of his life. It was wonderful to me then that he should speak of it as he did, and still more wonderful that I should sit and listen to him as I did. But I have often thought about it since, and have long ceased to wonder at myself. There was an absolute magnetism about Mr. Raffles which neither you nor I could resist. He had the strength of personality which is a different thing from strength of character; but when you meet both kinds together, they carry the ordinary mortal off his or her feet. You must not imagine you are the only one who would have served and followed him as you did. When he told me it was all a game to him, and the one game he knew that was always exciting, always full of danger and of drama, I could just then have found it in my heart to try the game myself! Not that he treated me to any ingenious sophistries or paradoxical perversities. It was just his natural charm and humor, and a touch of sadness with it all, that appealed to something[283] deeper than one's reason and one's sense of right. Glamour, I suppose, is the word. Yet there was far more in him than that. There were depths, which called to depths; and you will not misunderstand me when I say I think it touched him that a woman should listen to him as I did, and in such circumstances. I know that it touched me to think of such a life so spent, and that I came to myself and implored him to give it all up. I don't think I went on my knees over it. But I am afraid I did cry; and that was the end. He pretended not to notice anything, and then in an instant he froze everything with a flippancy which jarred horribly at the time, but has ever since touched me more than all the rest. I remember that I wanted to shake hands at the end. But Mr. Raffles only shook his head, and for one instant his face was as sad as it was gallant and gay all the rest of the time. Then he went as he had come, in his own dreadful way, and not a soul in the house knew that he had been. And even you were never told!

"He talked to me very simply and honestly about his life. It amazed me then that he shared it like he did, and even more amazing that I sat there and listened to him so intently. But I've thought about it a lot since then, and I've stopped being surprised at myself. There was an undeniable magnetism about Mr. Raffles that neither you nor I could resist. He had a strong personality, which is different from having strong character; but when you get both together, they sweep ordinary people off their feet. Don’t think you’re the only one who would have served and followed him like you did. When he told me that it was all just a game to him—the one game he knew that was always thrilling, always full of danger and drama—I could have found it in my heart to try that game myself! Not that he used any clever tricks or twisted logic. It was just his natural charm and humor, combined with a hint of sadness, that resonated with something deeper than logic and morality. Glamour, I guess, is the right word. Yet there was so much more to him than that. There were depths that called out to other depths; and you won’t misunderstand me when I say I think it meant something to him that a woman would listen to him like I did, especially under those circumstances. It touched me to think of such a life being lived, and I found myself begging him to give it all up. I don't think I got down on my knees, but I’m afraid I did cry; and that was it. He acted like he didn't notice anything, and then in a moment, he made everything feel lighthearted with a casualness that felt really off at the time, but since then has moved me more than anything else. I remember wanting to shake hands at the end, but Mr. Raffles just shook his head, and for a moment, his face looked as sad as it always was cheerful and lively. Then he left as he had arrived, in his own shocking way, and not a soul in the house knew he had been there. And even you were never told!"

"I didn't mean to write all this about your own friend, whom you knew so much better yourself, yet you see that even you did not know how nobly he tried to undo the wrong he had done you; and now I think I know why he kept it to himself. It is fearfully late—or early—I seem to have been[284] writing all night—and I will explain the matter in the fewest words. I promised Mr. Raffles that I would write to you, Harry, and see you if I could. Well, I did write, and I did mean to see you, but I never had an answer to what I wrote. It was only one line, and I have long known you never received it. I could not bring myself to write more, and even those few words were merely slipped into one of the books which you had given me. Years afterward these books, with my name in them, must have been found in your rooms; at any rate they were returned to me by somebody; and you could never have opened them, for there was my line where I had left it. Of course you had never seen it, and that was all my fault. But it was too late to write again. Mr. Raffles was supposed to have been drowned, and everything was known about you both. But I still kept my own independent knowledge to myself; to this day, no one else knows that you were one of the two in Palace Gardens; and I still blame myself more than you may think for nearly everything that has happened since.

"I didn't mean to write all this about your friend, whom you knew much better than I did, but even you didn't realize how nobly he tried to make things right with you. Now I think I understand why he kept it to himself. It's really late—or maybe early—I seem to have been[284] writing all night, so I'll explain this as briefly as possible. I promised Mr. Raffles that I would write to you, Harry, and see you if I could. Well, I did write, and I intended to see you, but I never got a response. It was just one line, and I’ve known for a long time that you never received it. I couldn't bring myself to write more, and those few words were just slipped into one of the books you gave me. Years later, those books must have been found in your rooms, since they were returned to me by someone; and you must not have opened them, because there was my line just as I had left it. Of course, you never saw it, and that was entirely my fault. But it was too late to write again. Mr. Raffles was thought to be drowned, and everything about you both was known. Yet I still kept my own knowledge to myself; to this day, no one else knows that you were one of the two in Palace Gardens, and I blame myself more than you might think for almost everything that’s happened since."

"You said yesterday that your going to the war and getting wounded wiped out nothing that had gone before. I hope you are not growing morbid about the past. It is not for me to condone it, and[285] yet I know that Mr. Raffles was what he was because he loved danger and adventure, and that you were what you were because you loved Mr. Raffles. But, even admitting it was all as bad as bad could be, he is dead, and you are punished. The world forgives, if it does not forget. You are young enough to live everything down. Your part in the war will help you in more ways than one. You were always fond of writing. You have now enough to write about for a literary lifetime. You must make a new name for yourself. You must Harry, and you will!

"You said yesterday that going to war and getting wounded didn't erase anything that happened before. I hope you're not becoming obsessed with the past. I can't excuse it, and[285] yet I know that Mr. Raffles was who he was because he loved danger and adventure, and you were who you were because you loved Mr. Raffles. But, even if it was as bad as it could be, he’s gone, and you’ve been punished. The world forgives, even if it doesn’t forget. You're young enough to move past it all. Your role in the war will help you in many ways. You’ve always enjoyed writing. Now you have plenty to write about for a lifetime. You need to create a new identity for yourself. You must, Harry, and you will!"

"I suppose you know that my aunt, Lady Melrose, died some years ago? She was the best friend I had in the world, and it is thanks to her that I am living my own life now in the one way after my own heart. This is a new block of flats, one of those where they do everything for you; and though mine is tiny, it is more than all I shall ever want. One does just exactly what one likes—and you must blame that habit for all that is least conventional in what I have said. Yet I should like you to understand why it is that I have said so much, and, indeed, left nothing unsaid. It is because I want never to have to say or hear another word about anything that is past and over. You may answer that I run no risk! Nevertheless, if[286] you did care to come and see me some day as an old friend, we might find one or two new points of contact, for I am rather trying to write myself! You might almost guess as much from this letter; it is long enough for anything; but, Harry, if it makes you realize that one of your oldest friends is glad to have seen you, and will be gladder still to see you again, and to talk of anything and everything except the past, I shall cease to be ashamed even of its length!

"I guess you know that my aunt, Lady Melrose, passed away a few years ago? She was my best friend, and thanks to her, I’m living my life the way I truly want. I live in a new apartment building, one of those places where they handle everything for you; and even though my apartment is small, it's more than enough for me. I can do exactly what I want—and you can blame that tendency for anything unconventional I’ve said. However, I want you to understand why I’ve shared so much and left nothing unspoken. It’s because I want to avoid talking or hearing about anything that’s in the past. You might say I don’t have anything to worry about! Still, if[286] you wanted to come visit me one day as an old friend, we might discover a couple of new things to connect over, since I’m actually trying to express myself! You could almost infer that from this letter; it’s long enough for anything. But, Harry, if it shows you that one of your oldest friends is happy to have seen you and will be even happier to see you again, and to talk about anything and everything except the past, I won’t mind its length at all!"

"And so good-by for the present from

"And so goodbye for now from

"____"

"____"

I omit her name and nothing else. Did I not say in the beginning that it should never be sullied by association with mine? And yet—and yet—even as I write I have a hope in my heart of hearts which is not quite consistent with that sentiment. It is as faint a hope as man ever had, and yet its audacity makes the pen tremble in my fingers. But, if it be ever realized, I shall owe more than I could deserve in a century of atonement to one who atoned more nobly than I ever can. And to think that to the end I never heard one word of it from Raffles!

I leave out her name and nothing else. Didn't I say from the beginning that it should never be tarnished by being linked to mine? And yet—and yet—even as I write, I have a hope deep down that doesn't completely align with that feeling. It's the faintest hope anyone could have, and yet its boldness makes my hand shake as I write. But if it ever comes true, I would owe more than I could ever repay in a hundred years of making up for it to someone who made amends more nobly than I ever could. And to think that until the end, I never heard a single word about it from Raffles!

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