This is a modern-English version of Ozma of Oz: A Record of Her Adventures with Dorothy Gale of Kansas, the Yellow Hen, the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, Tiktok, the Cowardly Lion, and the Hungry Tiger; Besides Other Good People too Numerous to Mention Faithfully Recorded Herein, originally written by Baum, L. Frank (Lyman Frank). It has been thoroughly updated, including changes to sentence structure, words, spelling, and grammar—to ensure clarity for contemporary readers, while preserving the original spirit and nuance. If you click on a paragraph, you will see the original text that we modified, and you can toggle between the two versions.

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By L. FRANK BAUM

UNIFORM WITH OZMA OF OZ

UNIFORM WITH OZMA FROM OZ

The Land of Oz

The Wizarding World of Oz

John Dough and The Cherub

John Dough and The Cherub

Each elaborately illustrated in colors
and black-and-white by

Each intricately illustrated in color
and black-and-white by

JOHN R. NEILL

JOHN R. NEILL

OZMA OF OZ

A Record of Her Adventures with Dorothy Gale of
Kansas, the Yellow Hen, the Scarecrow, the Tin
Woodman, Tiktok, the Cowardly Lion and
the Hungry Tiger; Besides Other Good
People too Numerous to Mention
Faithfully Recorded Herein

A Record of Her Adventures with Dorothy Gale of
Kansas, the Yellow Hen, the Scarecrow, the Tin
Woodman, Tiktok, the Cowardly Lion and
the Hungry Tiger; Besides Other Good
People too Numerous to Mention
Faithfully Recorded Herein

BY

L. FRANK BAUM

THE AUTHOR OF THE WIZARD OF OZ,
THE LAND OF OZ, ETC.

ILLUSTRATED BY

JOHN R. NEILL

CHICAGO:
THE REILLY & BRITTON CO.
PUBLISHERS

CHICAGO: THE REILLY & BRITTON CO. PUBLISHERS

Copyright, 1907, by L. Frank Baum.
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Copyright, 1907, by L. Frank Baum.
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

To all the boys and girls
who read my stories—and
especially to the Dorothys—this book
is lovingly dedicated.

To all the boys and girls
who read my stories—and
especially to the Dorothys—this book
is dedicated with love.


List of Chapters
Page
I.
The Girl in the Chicken Coop
II.
The Yellow Hen
III.
Letters in the Sand
IV.
Tiktok, the Machine Man
V.
Dorothy Opens the Dinner Pail
VI.
The Heads of Langwidere
VII.
Ozma of Oz to the Rescue
VIII.
The Hungry Tiger
IX.
The Royal Family of Ev
X.
The Giant with the Hammer
XI.
The Nome King
[Pg 9]
XII.
The Eleven Guesses
XIII.
The Nome King Laughs
XIV.
Dorothy Tries to be Brave
XV.
Billina Frightens the Nome King
XVI.
Purple, Green and Gold
XVII.
The Scarecrow Wins the Fight
XVIII.
The Fate of the Tin Woodman
XIX.
The King of Ev
XX.
The Emerald City
XXI.
Dorothy's Magic Belt

Author's Note

My friends the children are responsible for this new "Oz Book," as they were for the last one, which was called The Land of Oz. Their sweet little letters plead to know "more about Dorothy"; and they ask: "What became of the Cowardly Lion?" and "What did Ozma do afterward?"—meaning, of course, after she became the Ruler of Oz. And some of them suggest plots to me, saying: "Please have Dorothy go to the Land of Oz again"; or, "Why don't you make Ozma and Dorothy meet, and have a good time together?" Indeed, could I do all that my little friends ask, I would be obliged to write dozens of books to satisfy their demands. And I wish I could, for I enjoy writing these stories just as much as the children say they enjoy reading them.

My friends, the kids, are behind this new "Oz Book," just like they were with the last one, called The Land of Oz. Their adorable letters ask to know "more about Dorothy"; and they want to know: "What happened to the Cowardly Lion?" and "What did Ozma do next?"—referring, of course, to after she became the Ruler of Oz. Some even suggest story ideas, saying: "Please have Dorothy return to the Land of Oz"; or, "Why don't you make Ozma and Dorothy meet and have a great time together?" If I could do everything my little friends are asking, I’d have to write dozens of books to meet their requests. And I wish I could, because I enjoy writing these stories just as much as the kids say they enjoy reading them.

Well, here is "more about Dorothy," and about our old friends the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman, and about the Cowardly Lion, and Ozma, and all the rest of them; and here, likewise, is a good deal about some new folks that are queer and unusual. One little friend, who read this story before it was printed, said to me: "Billina is real Ozzy, Mr. Baum, and so are Tiktok and the Hungry Tiger."

Well, here’s “more about Dorothy,” along with our old friends the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, the Cowardly Lion, Ozma, and everyone else; and also, there’s a lot about some new characters who are strange and unique. One little friend who read this story before it was published told me: “Billina is real Ozzy, Mr. Baum, and so are Tiktok and the Hungry Tiger.”

If this judgment is unbiased and correct, and the little folks find this new story "real Ozzy," I shall be very glad indeed that I wrote it. But perhaps I shall get some more of those very welcome letters from my readers, telling me just how they like "Ozma of Oz." I hope so, anyway.

If this judgment is fair and accurate, and the kids think this new story is "real Ozzy," I'll be really happy that I wrote it. But maybe I'll also receive more of those lovely letters from my readers, sharing how they feel about "Ozma of Oz." I hope so, at least.

L. FRANK BAUM.

L. Frank Baum.

MACATAWA, 1907.
[Pg 12]

MACATAWA, 1907. [Pg 12]


The Girl in the Chicken Coop

The wind blew hard and joggled the water of the ocean, sending ripples across its surface. Then the wind pushed the edges of the ripples until they became waves, and shoved the waves around until they became billows. The billows rolled dreadfully high: higher even than the tops of houses. Some of them, indeed, rolled as high as the tops of tall trees, and seemed like mountains, and the gulfs between the great billows were like deep valleys.

The wind blew fiercely and tossed the ocean water, creating ripples on its surface. Then the wind pushed the edges of the ripples until they turned into waves and tossed the waves around until they became billows. The billows rose terrifyingly high—higher even than the rooftops. Some of them actually reached the height of tall trees, resembling mountains, while the spaces between the huge billows were like deep valleys.

All this mad dashing and splashing of the waters of the big ocean, which the mischievous[Pg 14] wind caused without any good reason whatever, resulted in a terrible storm, and a storm on the ocean is liable to cut many queer pranks and do a lot of damage.

All this crazy rushing and splashing of the ocean's waters, stirred up by the playful[Pg 14] wind for no good reason, led to a major storm, and a storm at sea can play a lot of strange tricks and cause a ton of damage.

At the time the wind began to blow, a ship was sailing far out upon the waters. When the waves began to tumble and toss and to grow bigger and bigger the ship rolled up and down, and tipped sidewise—first one way and then the other—and was jostled around so roughly that even the sailor-men had to hold fast to the ropes and railings to keep themselves from being swept away by the wind or pitched headlong into the sea.

At the moment the wind started to gust, a ship was sailing far out on the water. As the waves began to crash and swell, the ship rocked up and down, tilting from side to side—first in one direction and then in the other—and was tossed around so violently that even the sailors had to grip the ropes and railings to avoid being blown away by the wind or thrown overboard into the sea.

And the clouds were so thick in the sky that the sunlight couldn't get through them; so that the day grew dark as night, which added to the terrors of the storm.

And the clouds were so dense in the sky that sunlight couldn't penetrate them, making the day dark like night, which intensified the fear of the storm.

The Captain of the ship was not afraid, because he had seen storms before, and had sailed his ship through them in safety; but he knew that his passengers would be in danger if they tried to stay on deck, so he put them all into the cabin and told them to stay there until after the storm was over, and to keep brave hearts and not be scared, and all would be well with them.

The captain of the ship wasn't afraid because he'd faced storms before and successfully navigated his ship through them. However, he knew his passengers would be at risk if they tried to stay on deck, so he gathered them all into the cabin and instructed them to stay there until the storm passed. He encouraged them to stay brave and not to be afraid, assuring them that everything would be fine.

Now, among these passengers was a little Kansas[Pg 15] girl named Dorothy Gale, who was going with her Uncle Henry to Australia, to visit some relatives they had never before seen. Uncle Henry, you must know, was not very well, because he had been working so hard on his Kansas farm that his health had given way and left him weak and nervous. So he left Aunt Em at home to watch after the hired men and to take care of the farm, while he traveled far away to Australia to visit his cousins and have a good rest.

Now, among these passengers was a little girl from Kansas named Dorothy Gale, who was traveling with her Uncle Henry to Australia to visit some relatives they had never seen before. Uncle Henry, as you might know, wasn't in great shape because he had been working so hard on his Kansas farm that his health had declined, leaving him weak and anxious. So he left Aunt Em at home to look after the hired hands and manage the farm while he traveled far away to Australia to visit his cousins and take a much-needed break.

Dorothy was eager to go with him on this journey, and Uncle Henry thought she would be good company and help cheer him up; so he decided to take her along. The little girl was quite an experienced traveller, for she had once been carried by a cyclone as far away from home as the marvelous Land of Oz, and she had met with a good many adventures in that strange country before she managed to get back to Kansas again. So she wasn't easily frightened, whatever happened, and when the wind began to howl and whistle, and the waves began to tumble and toss, our little girl didn't mind the uproar the least bit.

Dorothy was excited to join him on this journey, and Uncle Henry thought she would be good company and help lift his spirits; so he decided to take her along. The little girl was quite an experienced traveler, having once been swept away by a cyclone all the way to the amazing Land of Oz, where she had encountered many adventures before she finally made her way back to Kansas. So she wasn't easily scared, no matter what happened, and when the wind started to howl and whistle, and the waves began to crash and roll, our little girl didn’t mind the chaos at all.

"Of course we'll have to stay in the cabin," she said to Uncle Henry and the other passengers, "and keep as quiet as possible until the storm is over.[Pg 16] For the Captain says if we go on deck we may be blown overboard."

"Of course we'll have to stay in the cabin," she told Uncle Henry and the other passengers, "and keep as quiet as we can until the storm passes.[Pg 16] The Captain says if we go on deck, we might get blown overboard."

No one wanted to risk such an accident as that, you may be sure; so all the passengers stayed huddled up in the dark cabin, listening to the shrieking of the storm and the creaking of the masts and rigging and trying to keep from bumping into one another when the ship tipped sidewise.

No one wanted to risk an accident like that, for sure; so all the passengers stayed huddled in the dark cabin, listening to the howling storm and the creaking of the masts and rigging, trying to avoid colliding with each other when the ship tilted sideways.

Dorothy had almost fallen asleep when she was aroused with a start to find that Uncle Henry was missing. She couldn't imagine where he had gone, and as he was not very strong she began to worry about him, and to fear he might have been careless enough to go on deck. In that case he would be in great danger unless he instantly came down again.

Dorothy had almost dozed off when she suddenly realized that Uncle Henry was gone. She couldn't figure out where he had gone, and since he wasn't very strong, she started to worry about him and feared he might have been careless enough to go up on deck. If that was the case, he would be in serious danger unless he came back down right away.

The fact was that Uncle Henry had gone to lie down in his little sleeping-berth, but Dorothy did not know that. She only remembered that Aunt Em had cautioned her to take good care of her uncle, so at once she decided to go on deck and find him, in spite of the fact that the tempest was now worse than ever, and the ship was plunging in a really dreadful manner. Indeed, the little girl found it was as much as she could do to mount the stairs to the deck, and as soon as she got there the wind struck her so fiercely that it almost tore away the[Pg 18][Pg 17] skirts of her dress. Yet Dorothy felt a sort of joyous excitement in defying the storm, and while she held fast to the railing she peered around through the gloom and thought she saw the dim form of a man clinging to a mast not far away from her. This might be her uncle, so she called as loudly as she could:

Uncle Henry had gone to lie down in his small sleeping area, but Dorothy didn’t know that. She only remembered that Aunt Em had warned her to take good care of her uncle, so she decided to go on deck and find him, even though the storm was worse than ever, and the ship was rocking really badly. In fact, it was a struggle for the little girl to climb the stairs to the deck, and as soon as she reached it, the wind hit her so hard that it nearly ripped the skirts of her dress away. Still, Dorothy felt a thrilling excitement in facing the storm, and while she clung to the railing, she looked around through the darkness and thought she saw a faint figure of a man holding onto a mast not far from her. This could be her uncle, so she shouted as loudly as she could:

"Uncle Henry! Uncle Henry!"

"Uncle Henry! Uncle Henry!"

"UNCLE HENRY! UNCLE HENRY!" CALLED DOROTHY "UNCLE HENRY! UNCLE HENRY!" Dorothy shouted.

But the wind screeched and howled so madly that she scarce heard her own voice, and the man certainly failed to hear her, for he did not move.

But the wind screamed and howled so wildly that she could hardly hear her own voice, and the man definitely didn't hear her, because he didn't move.

Dorothy decided she must go to him; so she made a dash forward, during a lull in the storm, to where a big square chicken-coop had been lashed to the deck with ropes. She reached this place in safety, but no sooner had she seized fast hold of the slats of the big box in which the chickens were kept than the wind, as if enraged because the little girl dared to resist its power, suddenly redoubled its fury. With a scream like that of an angry giant it tore away the ropes that held the coop and lifted it high into the air, with Dorothy still clinging to the slats. Around and over it whirled, this way and that, and a few moments later the chicken-coop dropped far away into the sea, where the big waves caught it and slid it up-hill to a foaming crest and then down[Pg 19]hill into a deep valley, as if it were nothing more than a plaything to keep them amused.

Dorothy knew she had to reach him, so she rushed forward during a brief break in the storm to where a large square chicken coop was tied down to the deck with ropes. She made it there safely, but as soon as she grabbed onto the slats of the big box that held the chickens, the wind, as if furious that the little girl dared to fight back, suddenly intensified. With a scream like an angry giant, it ripped the ropes from the coop and lifted it high into the air, with Dorothy still hanging on to the slats. The coop spun around and around, and moments later, it was hurled far out into the sea, where the huge waves caught it and carried it up to a frothy peak before sliding it downhill into a deep trough, as if it were just a toy for them to play with.

Dorothy had a good ducking, you may be sure, but she didn't lose her presence of mind even for a second. She kept tight hold of the stout slats and as soon as she could get the water out of her eyes she saw that the wind had ripped the cover from the coop, and the poor chickens were fluttering away in every direction, being blown by the wind until they looked like feather dusters without handles. The bottom of the coop was made of thick boards, so Dorothy found she was clinging to a sort of raft, with sides of slats, which readily bore up her weight. After coughing the water out of her throat and getting her breath again, she managed to climb over the slats and stand upon the firm wooden bottom of the coop, which supported her easily enough.

Dorothy took a good splash, but she didn't lose her cool for a second. She held tightly onto the sturdy slats, and as soon as she got the water out of her eyes, she saw that the wind had torn the cover off the coop, and the poor chickens were flapping away in every direction, being blown around until they looked like feather dusters without handles. The bottom of the coop was made of thick boards, so Dorothy realized she was clinging to a sort of raft, with slatted sides, which easily supported her weight. After coughing the water out of her throat and catching her breath, she managed to climb over the slats and stand on the solid wooden bottom of the coop, which held her up just fine.

"Why, I've got a ship of my own!" she thought, more amused than frightened at her sudden change of condition; and then, as the coop climbed up to the top of a big wave, she looked eagerly around for the ship from which she had been blown.

"Wow, I've got my own ship!" she thought, feeling more amused than scared by her sudden change in circumstances; and then, as the coop rose to the top of a big wave, she looked around eagerly for the ship she had been blown away from.

It was far, far away, by this time. Perhaps no one on board had yet missed her, or knew of her strange adventure. Down into a valley between[Pg 20] the waves the coop swept her, and when she climbed another crest the ship looked like a toy boat, it was such a long way off. Soon it had entirely disappeared in the gloom, and then Dorothy gave a sigh of regret at parting with Uncle Henry and began to wonder what was going to happen to her next.

It was a long way off by now. Maybe no one on board had noticed she was gone or knew about her strange adventure. The coop was carried down into a valley by the waves, and when she climbed up to another peak, the ship looked like a toy boat because it was so far away. Soon, it completely vanished into the darkness, and Dorothy sighed with regret at leaving Uncle Henry and started to wonder what would happen to her next.

Just now she was tossing on the bosom of a big ocean, with nothing to keep her afloat but a miserable wooden hen-coop that had a plank bottom and slatted sides, through which the water constantly splashed and wetted her through to the skin! And there was nothing to eat when she became hungry—as she was sure to do before long—and no fresh water to drink and no dry clothes to put on.

Just now, she was struggling in the vast ocean, with nothing to keep her afloat except a rickety wooden chicken coop that had a plank bottom and slatted sides, through which water continuously splashed and soaked her to the skin! And there was nothing to eat when she got hungry—as she was sure to do sooner or later—and no fresh water to drink and no dry clothes to change into.

"Well, I declare!" she exclaimed, with a laugh. "You're in a pretty fix, Dorothy Gale, I can tell you! and I haven't the least idea how you're going to get out of it!"

"Well, I can’t believe it!" she said with a laugh. "You’re in quite a mess, Dorothy Gale, I can tell you! And I have no idea how you’re going to solve it!"

As if to add to her troubles the night was now creeping on, and the gray clouds overhead changed to inky blackness. But the wind, as if satisfied at last with its mischievous pranks, stopped blowing this ocean and hurried away to another part of the world to blow something else; so that the waves, not being joggled any more, began to quiet down and behave themselves.[Pg 21]

As if to make her troubles worse, the night was falling, and the gray clouds above turned into deep blackness. But the wind, finally satisfied with its playful tricks, stopped stirring the ocean and rushed off to another part of the world to cause chaos elsewhere; so the waves, no longer disturbed, started to calm down and settle down.[Pg 21]

DOROTHY AFLOAT IN THE HEN-COOP DOROTHY FLOATING IN THE HEN-COOP

It was lucky for Dorothy, I think, that the storm subsided; otherwise, brave though she was, I fear she might have perished. Many children, in her place, would have wept and given way to despair; but because Dorothy had encountered so many adventures and come safely through them it did not occur to her at this time to be especially afraid. She was wet and uncomfortable, it is true; but, after sighing that one sigh I told you of, she managed to recall some of her customary cheerfulness and decided to patiently await whatever her fate might be.

It was fortunate for Dorothy, I think, that the storm calmed down; otherwise, brave as she was, I fear she might have met her end. Many kids in her situation would have cried and given up hope; but since Dorothy had faced so many challenges and come through them safely, she didn't really feel particularly scared at that moment. She was wet and uncomfortable, that's true; but after letting out that one sigh I mentioned, she was able to tap into some of her usual optimism and decided to patiently wait for whatever might happen next.

By and by the black clouds rolled away and showed a blue sky overhead, with a silver moon shining sweetly in the middle of it and little stars winking merrily at Dorothy when she looked their way. The coop did not toss around any more, but rode the waves more gently—almost like a cradle rocking—so that the floor upon which Dorothy stood was no longer swept by water coming through the slats. Seeing this, and being quite exhausted by the excitement of the past few hours, the little girl decided that sleep would be the best thing to restore her strength and the easiest way in which she could pass the time. The floor was damp and she was herself wringing wet, but fortunately this was a warm climate and she did not feel at all cold.[Pg 23] So she sat down in a corner of the coop, leaned her back against the slats, nodded at the friendly stars before she closed her eyes, and was asleep in half a minute.

Eventually, the dark clouds cleared away, revealing a blue sky above, with a bright silver moon shining softly in the center and little stars twinkling cheerfully at Dorothy when she turned her gaze. The coop stopped tossing around and instead rode the waves more gently—almost like a rocking cradle—so the floor where Dorothy stood was no longer flooded with water coming through the slats. Noticing this, and feeling pretty worn out from the events of the past few hours, the little girl decided that sleep would be the best way to regain her strength and the simplest way to pass the time. The floor was damp, and she was soaked, but luckily it was a warm climate, so she didn’t feel cold at all.[Pg 23] She sat down in a corner of the coop, leaned her back against the slats, nodded at the friendly stars before closing her eyes, and was asleep in less than a minute.


The Yellow Hen

A strange noise awoke Dorothy, who opened her eyes to find that day had dawned and the sun was shining brightly in a clear sky. She had been dreaming that she was back in Kansas again, and playing in the old barn-yard with the calves and pigs and chickens all around her; and at first, as she rubbed the sleep from her eyes, she really imagined she was there.

A strange noise woke Dorothy up, and when she opened her eyes, she saw that day had arrived and the sun was shining brightly in a clear sky. She had been dreaming that she was back in Kansas, playing in the old barnyard with the calves, pigs, and chickens all around her. At first, as she rubbed the sleep from her eyes, she really believed she was there.

"Kut-kut-kut, ka-daw-kut! Kut-kut-kut, ka-daw-kut!"

"Cut-cut-cut, ka-daw-cut! Cut-cut-cut, ka-daw-cut!"

Ah; here again was the strange noise that had awakened her. Surely it was a hen cackling![Pg 25] But her wide-open eyes first saw, through the slats of the coop, the blue waves of the ocean, now calm and placid, and her thoughts flew back to the past night, so full of danger and discomfort. Also she began to remember that she was a waif of the storm, adrift upon a treacherous and unknown sea.

Ah, there it was again—the strange noise that had woken her up. It had to be a hen cackling![Pg 25] But as she opened her eyes wide, she first noticed, through the slats of the coop, the blue waves of the ocean, now calm and peaceful. Her mind drifted back to the previous night, filled with danger and discomfort. She also started to recall that she was a lost soul from the storm, adrift on a tricky and unfamiliar sea.

"Kut-kut-kut, ka-daw-w-w—kut!"

"Cut-cut-cut, ka-daw-w-w—cut!"

"What's that?" cried Dorothy, starting to her feet.

"What's that?" Dorothy shouted, jumping to her feet.

"Why, I've just laid an egg, that's all," replied a small, but sharp and distinct voice, and looking around her the little girl discovered a yellow hen squatting in the opposite corner of the coop.

"Well, I've just laid an egg, that's all," replied a small, but sharp and distinct voice, and looking around her, the little girl noticed a yellow hen sitting in the opposite corner of the coop.

"Dear me!" she exclaimed, in surprise; "have you been here all night, too?"

"Wow!" she said, in shock; "have you really been here all night, too?"

"Of course," answered the hen, fluttering her wings and yawning. "When the coop blew away from the ship I clung fast to this corner, with claws and beak, for I knew if I fell into the water I'd surely be drowned. Indeed, I nearly drowned, as it was, with all that water washing over me. I never was so wet before in my life!"

"Of course," replied the hen, flapping her wings and yawning. "When the coop got blown away from the ship, I held onto this corner tightly with my claws and beak because I knew if I fell into the water, I would definitely drown. In fact, I almost drowned anyway, with all that water splashing over me. I've never been this wet in my life!"

"Yes," agreed Dorothy, "it was pretty wet, for a time, I know. But do you feel comfor'ble now?"

"Yes," agreed Dorothy, "it was pretty wet for a while, I know. But do you feel comfortable now?"

"Not very. The sun has helped to dry my feathers, as it has your dress, and I feel better since I laid my morning egg. But what's to become of[Pg 26] us, I should like to know, afloat on this big pond?"

"Not much. The sun has helped dry my feathers, just like it has your dress, and I feel better since I laid my morning egg. But what’s going to happen to[Pg 26] us, I’d like to know, floating on this big pond?"

"I'd like to know that, too," said Dorothy. "But, tell me; how does it happen that you are able to talk? I thought hens could only cluck and cackle."

"I’d like to know that, too," said Dorothy. "But, tell me; how come you can talk? I thought hens could just cluck and cackle."

"Why, as for that," answered the yellow hen thoughtfully, "I've clucked and cackled all my life, and never spoken a word before this morning, that I can remember. But when you asked a question, a minute ago, it seemed the most natural thing in the world to answer you. So I spoke, and I seem to keep on speaking, just as you and other human beings do. Strange, isn't it?"

"Well, as for that," replied the yellow hen, thinking carefully, "I’ve clucked and cackled my whole life, and I don’t remember ever speaking a word until this morning. But when you asked me a question a moment ago, it just felt completely natural to respond. So I spoke, and now I just keep talking, like you and other people do. Isn’t that strange?"

"Very," replied Dorothy. "If we were in the Land of Oz, I wouldn't think it so queer, because many of the animals can talk in that fairy country. But out here in the ocean must be a good long way from Oz."

"Totally," replied Dorothy. "If we were in the Land of Oz, I wouldn't find it so strange, because a lot of the animals can talk in that fairy land. But out here in the ocean is definitely far from Oz."

"How is my grammar?" asked the yellow hen, anxiously. "Do I speak quite properly, in your judgment?"

"How's my grammar?" asked the yellow hen nervously. "Do I speak properly, in your opinion?"

"Yes," said Dorothy, "you do very well, for a beginner."

"Yeah," Dorothy said, "you're doing really well for a beginner."

"I'm glad to know that," continued the yellow hen, in a confidential tone; "because, if one is going to talk, it's best to talk correctly. The red rooster has often said that my cluck and my cackle were[Pg 27] quite perfect; and now it's a comfort to know I am talking properly."

"I'm glad to hear that," continued the yellow hen, in a confidential tone; "because if you're going to talk, it's best to talk correctly. The red rooster has often said that my cluck and my cackle were[Pg 27] quite perfect; and now it's a relief to know I'm speaking properly."

"I'm beginning to get hungry," remarked Dorothy. "It's breakfast time; but there's no breakfast."

"I'm starting to get hungry," Dorothy said. "It's breakfast time, but there's no breakfast."

"You may have my egg," said the yellow hen. "I don't care for it, you know."

"You can have my egg," said the yellow hen. "I don't really want it, you know."

"Don't you want to hatch it?" asked the little girl, in surprise.

"Don't you want to hatch it?" the little girl asked, surprised.

"No, indeed; I never care to hatch eggs unless I've a nice snug nest, in some quiet place, with a baker's dozen of eggs under me. That's thirteen, you know, and it's a lucky number for hens. So you may as well eat this egg."

"No way; I never bother to hatch eggs unless I have a cozy nest in a quiet spot, with thirteen eggs underneath me. That's a lucky number for hens, just so you know. So you might as well eat this egg."

"Oh, I couldn't poss'bly eat it, unless it was cooked," exclaimed Dorothy. "But I'm much obliged for your kindness, just the same."

"Oh, I couldn't possibly eat it, unless it was cooked," Dorothy exclaimed. "But I'm really grateful for your kindness, just the same."

"Don't mention it, my dear," answered the hen, calmly, and began pruning her feathers.

"Don't mention it, my dear," replied the hen, calmly, and started preening her feathers.

For a moment Dorothy stood looking out over the wide sea. She was still thinking of the egg, though; so presently she asked:

For a moment, Dorothy stood looking out at the vast sea. She was still thinking about the egg, so soon she asked:

"Why do you lay eggs, when you don't expect to hatch them?"

"Why do you lay eggs if you don't plan to hatch them?"

"It's a habit I have," replied the yellow hen. "It has always been my pride to lay a fresh egg every[Pg 28] morning, except when I'm moulting. I never feel like having my morning cackle till the egg is properly laid, and without the chance to cackle I would not be happy."

"It's just something I do," said the yellow hen. "I've always taken pride in laying a fresh egg every[Pg 28] morning, except when I'm shedding my feathers. I can't enjoy my morning cackle until the egg is properly laid, and without the chance to cackle, I wouldn’t be happy."

"It's strange," said the girl, reflectively; "But as I'm not a hen I can't be 'spected to understand that."

"It's weird," said the girl, thinking it over; "But since I'm not a hen, I can't be expected to get that."

"Certainly not, my dear."

"Definitely not, my dear."

Then Dorothy fell silent again. The yellow hen was some company, and a bit of comfort, too; but it was dreadfully lonely out on the big ocean, nevertheless.

Then Dorothy fell silent again. The yellow hen was some company and a bit of comfort, too; but it was incredibly lonely out on the vast ocean, nonetheless.

After a time the hen flew up and perched upon the topmost slat of the coop, which was a little above Dorothy's head when she was sitting upon the bottom, as she had been doing for some moments past.

After a while, the hen flew up and settled on the highest slat of the coop, which was a bit above Dorothy's head while she was sitting on the bottom, as she had been for a few moments.

"Why, we are not far from land!" exclaimed the hen.

"Hey, we're not that far from land!" exclaimed the hen.

"Where? Where is it?" cried Dorothy, jumping up in great excitement.

"Where? Where is it?" Dorothy shouted, leaping up in excitement.

"Over there a little way," answered the hen, nodding her head in a certain direction. "We seem to be drifting toward it, so that before noon we ought to find ourselves upon dry land again."

"Just a little ways over there," the hen replied, nodding her head in a specific direction. "It looks like we’re heading toward it, so we should be back on dry land before noon."

"I shall like that!" said Dorothy, with a little sigh, for her feet and legs were still wetted now and[Pg 30][Pg 29] then by the sea-water that came through the open slats.

"I would like that!" said Dorothy, with a little sigh, because her feet and legs were still getting wet now and[Pg 30][Pg 29] then from the sea water that came through the open slats.

THE YELLOW HEN THE YELLOW HEN

"So shall I," answered her companion. "There is nothing in the world so miserable as a wet hen."

"So will I," replied her friend. "There's nothing in the world as miserable as a wet hen."

The land, which they seemed to be rapidly approaching, since it grew more distinct every minute, was quite beautiful as viewed by the little girl in the floating hen-coop. Next to the water was a broad beach of white sand and gravel, and farther back were several rocky hills, while beyond these appeared a strip of green trees that marked the edge of a forest. But there were no houses to be seen, nor any sign of people who might inhabit this unknown land.

The land they were getting closer to became clearer with each passing minute, and it looked really beautiful to the little girl in the floating hen-coop. Next to the water was a wide beach of white sand and gravel, and further back were some rocky hills, while beyond those, she could see a row of green trees marking the edge of a forest. But there were no houses in sight, nor any indication of people who might live in this unknown place.

"I hope we shall find something to eat," said Dorothy, looking eagerly at the pretty beach toward which they drifted. "It's long past breakfast time, now."

"I hope we can find something to eat," said Dorothy, looking eagerly at the beautiful beach they were drifting toward. "It's way past breakfast time now."

"I'm a trifle hungry, myself," declared the yellow hen.

"I'm a little hungry, too," said the yellow hen.

"Why don't you eat the egg?" asked the child. "You don't need to have your food cooked, as I do."

"Why don't you eat the egg?" the child asked. "You don’t need to have your food cooked like I do."

"Do you take me for a cannibal?" cried the hen, indignantly. "I do not know what I have said or done that leads you to insult me!"

"Do you think I'm a cannibal?" the hen exclaimed, outraged. "I have no idea what I've said or done that would make you insult me!"

"I beg your pardon, I'm sure Mrs.—Mrs.—by the[Pg 31] way, may I inquire your name, ma'am?" asked the little girl.

"I’m sorry, but Mrs.—Mrs.—by the[Pg 31] way, can I ask your name, ma'am?" the little girl asked.

"My name is Bill," said the yellow hen, somewhat gruffly.

"My name is Bill," said the yellow hen, a bit gruffly.

"Bill! Why, that's a boy's name."

"Bill! Wow, that's a name for a boy."

"What difference does that make?"

"What does that matter?"

"You're a lady hen, aren't you?"

"You're a lady chicken, right?"

"Of course. But when I was first hatched out no one could tell whether I was going to be a hen or a rooster; so the little boy at the farm where I was born called me Bill, and made a pet of me because I was the only yellow chicken in the whole brood. When I grew up, and he found that I didn't crow and fight, as all the roosters do, he did not think to change my name, and every creature in the barn-yard, as well as the people in the house, knew me as 'Bill.' So Bill I've always been called, and Bill is my name."

"Of course. But when I was first hatched, no one could tell if I was going to be a hen or a rooster; so the little boy on the farm where I was born called me Bill and made me his pet because I was the only yellow chick in the whole bunch. When I grew up, and he realized I didn't crow or fight like all the roosters do, he didn’t think to change my name, and every animal in the barnyard, as well as the people in the house, knew me as 'Bill.' So I've always been called Bill, and Bill is my name."

"But it's all wrong, you know," declared Dorothy, earnestly; "and, if you don't mind, I shall call you 'Billina.' Putting the 'eena' on the end makes it a girl's name, you see."

"But it's all wrong, you know," Dorothy said earnestly; "and if you don’t mind, I’m going to call you 'Billina.' Adding 'eena' at the end makes it a girl’s name, you see."

"Oh, I don't mind it in the least," returned the yellow hen. "It doesn't matter at all what you call me, so long as I know the name means me."

"Oh, I don't mind at all," replied the yellow hen. "It doesn't matter what you call me, as long as I know the name refers to me."

"Very well, Billina. My name is Dorothy Gale[Pg 32]—just Dorothy to my friends and Miss Gale to strangers. You may call me Dorothy, if you like. We're getting very near the shore. Do you suppose it is too deep for me to wade the rest of the way?"

"Alright, Billina. My name is Dorothy Gale[Pg 32]—just Dorothy to my friends and Miss Gale to strangers. You can call me Dorothy if you want. We’re getting pretty close to the shore. Do you think it’s too deep for me to walk the rest of the way?"

"Wait a few minutes longer. The sunshine is warm and pleasant, and we are in no hurry."

"Just wait a few more minutes. The sunshine is warm and nice, and we’re not in a rush."

"But my feet are all wet and soggy," said the girl. "My dress is dry enough, but I won't feel real comfor'ble till I get my feet dried."

"But my feet are all wet and soggy," said the girl. "My dress is dry enough, but I won't feel really comfortable until I get my feet dried."

She waited, however, as the hen advised, and before long the big wooden coop grated gently on the sandy beach and the dangerous voyage was over.

She waited, as the hen suggested, and before long the large wooden coop creaked softly on the sandy beach, and the risky journey was over.

It did not take the castaways long to reach the shore, you may be sure. The yellow hen flew to the sands at once, but Dorothy had to climb over the high slats. Still, for a country girl, that was not much of a feat, and as soon as she was safe ashore Dorothy drew off her wet shoes and stockings and spread them upon the sun-warmed beach to dry.

It didn’t take the castaways long to reach the shore, that’s for sure. The yellow hen flew to the sand right away, but Dorothy had to climb over the high slats. Still, for a girl from the country, that wasn’t much of a challenge, and as soon as she was safely on the beach, Dorothy took off her wet shoes and stockings and laid them out on the sun-warmed sand to dry.

Then she sat down and watched Billina, who was pick-pecking away with her sharp bill in the sand and gravel, which she scratched up and turned over with her strong claws.

Then she sat down and watched Billina, who was pecking away with her sharp beak in the sand and gravel, which she scratched up and turned over with her strong claws.

"What are you doing?" asked Dorothy.

"What are you doing?" Dorothy asked.

"Getting my breakfast, of course," murmured the hen, busily pecking away.[Pg 33]

"Getting my breakfast, of course," murmured the hen, busily pecking away.[Pg 33]

"HOW DREADFUL!" EXCLAIMED DOROTHY "HOW AWFUL!" DOROTHY EXCLAIMED

"What do you find?" inquired the girl, curiously.

"What do you find?" the girl asked, curious.

"Oh, some fat red ants, and some sand-bugs, and once in a while a tiny crab. They are very sweet and nice, I assure you."

"Oh, some fat red ants, some sand bugs, and occasionally a tiny crab. They’re really sweet and lovely, I promise you."

"How dreadful!" exclaimed Dorothy, in a shocked voice.

"How awful!" shouted Dorothy, in a shocked voice.

"What is dreadful?" asked the hen, lifting her head to gaze with one bright eye at her companion.

"What’s so terrible?" asked the hen, lifting her head to look with one bright eye at her friend.

"Why, eating live things, and horrid bugs, and crawly ants. You ought to be 'shamed of yourself!"

"Why are you eating live things, disgusting bugs, and creepy ants? You should be ashamed of yourself!"

"Goodness me!" returned the hen, in a puzzled tone; "how queer you are, Dorothy! Live things are much fresher and more wholesome than dead ones, and you humans eat all sorts of dead creatures."

"Wow!" replied the hen, sounding confused. "You’re so strange, Dorothy! Living things are much fresher and healthier than dead ones, and you humans eat all kinds of dead animals."

"We don't!" said Dorothy.

"We don't!" Dorothy said.

"You do, indeed," answered Billina. "You eat lambs and sheep and cows and pigs and even chickens."

"You really do," replied Billina. "You eat lambs and sheep and cows and pigs and even chickens."

"But we cook 'em," said Dorothy, triumphantly.

"But we cook them," Dorothy said, triumphantly.

"What difference does that make?"

"What difference does it make?"

"A good deal," said the girl, in a graver tone. "I can't just 'splain the diff'rence, but it's there. And, anyhow, we never eat such dreadful things as bugs."

"A lot," said the girl, in a more serious tone. "I can't really explain the difference, but it's there. And besides, we never eat such awful things as bugs."

"But you eat the chickens that eat the bugs," retorted the yellow hen, with an odd cackle. "So you are just as bad as we chickens are."[Pg 35]

"But you eat the chickens that eat the bugs," replied the yellow hen, with a strange cackle. "So you’re just as bad as we chickens are."[Pg 35]

This made Dorothy thoughtful. What Billina said was true enough, and it almost took away her appetite for breakfast. As for the yellow hen, she continued to peck away at the sand busily, and seemed quite contented with her bill-of-fare.

This made Dorothy think. What Billina said was true, and it nearly spoiled her appetite for breakfast. As for the yellow hen, she kept pecking at the sand energetically and seemed pretty happy with her meal.

Finally, down near the water's edge, Billina stuck her bill deep into the sand, and then drew back and shivered.

Finally, down by the water's edge, Billina buried her bill deep in the sand, then pulled back and shivered.

"Ow!" she cried. "I struck metal, that time, and it nearly broke my beak."

"Ow!" she exclaimed. "I hit something hard that time, and it almost broke my beak."

"It prob'bly was a rock," said Dorothy, carelessly.

"It probably was a rock," Dorothy said casually.

"Nonsense. I know a rock from metal, I guess," said the hen. "There's a different feel to it."

"Nonsense. I know a rock from metal, I suppose," said the hen. "They feel different."

"But there couldn't be any metal on this wild, deserted seashore," persisted the girl. "Where's the place? I'll dig it up, and prove to you I'm right."

"But there can't be any metal on this wild, deserted beach," the girl insisted. "Where's the spot? I'll dig it up and show you I'm right."

Billina showed her the place where she had "stubbed her bill," as she expressed it, and Dorothy dug away the sand until she felt something hard. Then, thrusting in her hand, she pulled the thing out, and discovered it to be a large sized golden key—rather old, but still bright and of perfect shape.

Billina showed her the spot where she had "stubbed her bill," as she put it, and Dorothy dug through the sand until she felt something hard. Then, reaching in with her hand, she pulled it out and found it to be a large golden key—somewhat old, but still shiny and in perfect condition.

"What did I tell you?" cried the hen, with a cackle of triumph. "Can I tell metal when I bump into it, or is the thing a rock?"

"What did I tell you?" the hen yelled, cackling with triumph. "Can I tell metal when I run into it, or is it just a rock?"

"It's metal, sure enough," answered the child, gaz[Pg 36]ing thoughtfully at the curious thing she had found. "I think it is pure gold, and it must have lain hidden in the sand for a long time. How do you suppose it came there, Billina? And what do you suppose this mysterious key unlocks?"

"It's definitely metal," the child replied, gazing thoughtfully at the strange object she had come across. "I think it's pure gold, and it must have been buried in the sand for a long time. How do you think it ended up here, Billina? And what do you think this mysterious key opens?"

"I can't say," replied the hen. "You ought to know more about locks and keys than I do."

"I can't say," replied the hen. "You should know more about locks and keys than I do."

Dorothy glanced around. There was no sign of any house in that part of the country, and she reasoned that every key must fit a lock and every lock must have a purpose. Perhaps the key had been lost by somebody who lived far away, but had wandered on this very shore.

Dorothy looked around. There was no sign of a house in that area, and she figured that every key must fit a lock and every lock must have a purpose. Maybe someone who lived far away had lost the key while wandering along this very shore.

Musing on these things the girl put the key in the pocket of her dress and then slowly drew on her shoes and stockings, which the sun had fully dried.

Thinking about these things, the girl slipped the key into the pocket of her dress and then slowly put on her shoes and stockings, which the sun had completely dried.

"I b'lieve, Billina," she said, "I'll have a look 'round, and see if I can find some breakfast."

"I believe, Billina," she said, "I'll take a look around and see if I can find some breakfast."


Letters in the Sand

Walking a little way back from the water's edge, toward the grove of trees, Dorothy came to a flat stretch of white sand that seemed to have queer signs marked upon its surface, just as one would write upon sand with a stick.

Walking a short distance back from the water's edge, toward the grove of trees, Dorothy reached a flat area of white sand that appeared to have strange markings on its surface, similar to what one would write in the sand with a stick.

"What does it say?" she asked the yellow hen, who trotted along beside her in a rather dignified fashion.

"What does it say?" she asked the yellow hen, who walked next to her in a rather dignified way.

"How should I know?" returned the hen. "I cannot read."

"How am I supposed to know?" replied the hen. "I can't read."

"Oh! Can't you?"

"Oh! Can't you do it?"

"Certainly not; I've never been to school, you know."[Pg 38]

"Definitely not; I've never been to school, you know."[Pg 38]

"Well, I have," admitted Dorothy; "but the letters are big and far apart, and it's hard to spell out the words."

"Well, I have," Dorothy admitted, "but the letters are big and spaced out, and it's tough to spell the words."

But she looked at each letter carefully, and finally discovered that these words were written in the sand:

But she examined each letter closely and eventually realized that these words were written in the sand:

"BEWARE THE WHEELERS!"

"BEWARE THE WHEELERS!"

"That's rather strange," declared the hen, when Dorothy had read aloud the words. "What do you suppose the Wheelers are?"

"That's pretty weird," said the hen when Dorothy read the words out loud. "What do you think the Wheelers are?"

"Folks that wheel, I guess. They must have wheelbarrows, or baby-cabs or hand-carts," said Dorothy.

"People that use wheels, I guess. They must have wheelbarrows, or baby strollers, or hand carts," said Dorothy.

"Perhaps they're automobiles," suggested the yellow hen. "There is no need to beware of baby-cabs and wheelbarrows; but automobiles are dangerous things. Several of my friends have been run over by them."

"Maybe they're cars," said the yellow hen. "You don’t have to worry about baby strollers and wheelbarrows, but cars are dangerous. A few of my friends have been hit by them."

"It can't be auto'biles," replied the girl, "for this is a new, wild country, without even trolley-cars or tel'phones. The people here havn't been discovered yet, I'm sure; that is, if there are any people. So I don't b'lieve there can be any auto'biles, Billina."

"It can't be cars," replied the girl, "because this is a new, wild country, with no streetcars or telephones. I'm sure the people here haven't been discovered yet; that is, if there are any people. So I don't believe there can be any cars, Billina."

"Perhaps not," admitted the yellow hen. "Where are you going now?"[Pg 39]

"Maybe not," said the yellow hen. "Where are you headed now?"[Pg 39]

"Over to those trees, to see if I can find some fruit or nuts," answered Dorothy.

"Let's go over to those trees and see if I can find some fruit or nuts," Dorothy replied.

She tramped across the sand, skirting the foot of one of the little rocky hills that stood near, and soon reached the edge of the forest.

She walked across the sand, avoiding the base of one of the small rocky hills nearby, and soon reached the edge of the forest.

At first she was greatly disappointed, because the nearer trees were all punita, or cotton-wood or eucalyptus, and bore no fruit or nuts at all. But, bye and bye, when she was almost in despair, the little girl came upon two trees that promised to furnish her with plenty of food.

At first, she felt really disappointed because the nearby trees were all punita, or cottonwood or eucalyptus, and didn’t produce any fruit or nuts. But eventually, when she was nearly in despair, the little girl discovered two trees that seemed to offer her plenty of food.

One was quite full of square paper boxes, which grew in clusters on all the limbs, and upon the biggest and ripest boxes the word "Lunch" could be read, in neat raised letters. This tree seemed to bear all the year around, for there were lunch-box blossoms on some of the branches, and on others tiny little lunch-boxes that were as yet quite green, and evidently not fit to eat until they had grown bigger.

One tree was loaded with square paper boxes that clustered all over its branches, and on the biggest, ripest boxes, the word "Lunch" could be seen in neat raised letters. This tree appeared to bear fruit all year long, with lunch-box blossoms on some branches and tiny green lunch-boxes on others—clearly not ready to eat until they had grown bigger.

The leaves of this tree were all paper napkins, and it presented a very pleasing appearance to the hungry little girl.

The leaves of this tree were all paper napkins, and it looked very appealing to the hungry little girl.

But the tree next to the lunch-box tree was even more wonderful, for it bore quantities of tin dinner-pails, which were so full and heavy that the stout[Pg 40] branches bent underneath their weight. Some were small and dark-brown in color; those larger were of a dull tin color; but the really ripe ones were pails of bright tin that shone and glistened beautifully in the rays of sunshine that touched them.

But the tree next to the lunchbox tree was even more amazing, because it had tons of tin dinner pails that were so full and heavy that the sturdy [Pg 40] branches bent under their weight. Some were small and dark brown; the larger ones were a dull tin color, but the really ripe ones were bright tin pails that shone and sparkled beautifully in the sunlight.

Dorothy was delighted, and even the yellow hen acknowledged that she was surprised.

Dorothy was thrilled, and even the yellow hen admitted that she was taken aback.

The little girl stood on tip-toe and picked one of the nicest and biggest lunch-boxes, and then she sat down upon the ground and eagerly opened it. Inside she found, nicely wrapped in white papers, a ham sandwich, a piece of sponge-cake, a pickle, a slice of new cheese and an apple. Each thing had a separate stem, and so had to be picked off the side of the box; but Dorothy found them all to be delicious, and she ate every bit of luncheon in the box before she had finished.

The little girl stood on her tiptoes and picked one of the nicest and biggest lunch boxes. Then she sat down on the ground and eagerly opened it. Inside, she found a ham sandwich, a piece of sponge cake, a pickle, a slice of fresh cheese, and an apple, all nicely wrapped in white paper. Each item had its own stem, so she had to pick them off the side of the box. But Dorothy thought all of it was delicious, and she finished every single thing in the lunch box.

"A lunch isn't zactly breakfast," she said to Billina, who sat beside her curiously watching. "But when one is hungry one can eat even supper in the morning, and not complain."

"A lunch isn't exactly breakfast," she told Billina, who was sitting next to her, watching with curiosity. "But when you're hungry, you can eat even dinner in the morning and not complain."

"I hope your lunch-box was perfectly ripe," observed the yellow hen, in an anxious tone. "So much sickness is caused by eating green things."

"I hope your lunchbox was just right," said the yellow hen, sounding worried. "Eating unripe food makes so many people sick."

THE LITTLE GIRL PICKED ONE OF THE LUNCH-BOXES The little girl chose one of the lunch boxes.

"Oh, I'm sure it was ripe," declared Dorothy, "all, that is, 'cept the pickle, and a pickle just has[Pg 42][Pg 41] to be green, Billina. But everything tasted perfectly splendid, and I'd rather have it than a church picnic. And now I think I'll pick a dinner-pail, to have when I get hungry again, and then we'll start out and 'splore the country, and see where we are."

"Oh, I'm sure it was ripe," Dorothy said, "except for the pickle, and a pickle just has[Pg 42][Pg 41] to be green, Billina. But everything tasted absolutely fantastic, and I'd choose it over a church picnic any day. Now I think I’ll grab a lunchbox to have when I get hungry again, and then we’ll head out to explore the area and see where we are."

"Havn't you any idea what country this is?" inquired Billina.

"Haven't you any idea what country this is?" asked Billina.

"None at all. But listen: I'm quite sure it's a fairy country, or such things as lunch-boxes and dinner-pails wouldn't be growing upon trees. Besides, Billina, being a hen, you wouldn't be able to talk in any civ'lized country, like Kansas, where no fairies live at all."

"Not at all. But listen: I'm pretty sure it's a fairyland, or else lunchboxes and dinner pails wouldn’t be growing on trees. Plus, Billina, since you're a hen, you wouldn't be able to talk in any civilized place like Kansas, where there are no fairies at all."

"Perhaps we're in the Land of Oz," said the hen, thoughtfully.

"Maybe we're in the Land of Oz," said the hen, pondering.

"No, that can't be," answered the little girl; "because I've been to the Land of Oz, and it's all surrounded by a horrid desert that no one can cross."

"No, that can't be," replied the little girl; "because I've been to the Land of Oz, and it's all surrounded by a terrible desert that no one can cross."

"Then how did you get away from there again?" asked Billina.

"Then how did you escape from there again?" asked Billina.

"I had a pair of silver shoes, that carried me through the air; but I lost them," said Dorothy.

"I had a pair of silver shoes that could take me flying, but I lost them," said Dorothy.

"Ah, indeed," remarked the yellow hen, in a tone of unbelief.

"Wow, really," said the yellow hen, sounding skeptical.

"Anyhow," resumed the girl, "there is no sea[Pg 43]shore near the Land of Oz, so this must surely be some other fairy country."

"Anyway," the girl continued, "there's no beach near the Land of Oz, so this has to be some other magical country."

While she was speaking she selected a bright and pretty dinner-pail that seemed to have a stout handle, and picked it from its branch. Then, accompanied by the yellow hen, she walked out of the shadow of the trees toward the sea-shore.

While she was talking, she chose a bright and pretty lunch box that looked like it had a strong handle and took it from its branch. Then, with the yellow hen by her side, she walked out from the shade of the trees toward the beach.

They were part way across the sands when Billina suddenly cried, in a voice of terror:

They were halfway across the sands when Billina suddenly shouted, in a voice full of fear:

"What's that?"

"What’s that?"

Dorothy turned quickly around, and saw coming out of a path that led from between the trees the most peculiar person her eyes had ever beheld.

Dorothy turned around quickly and saw the most unusual person she had ever seen coming out of a path that ran between the trees.

It had the form of a man, except that it walked, or rather rolled, upon all fours, and its legs were the same length as its arms, giving them the appearance of the four legs of a beast. Yet it was no beast that Dorothy had discovered, for the person was clothed most gorgeously in embroidered garments of many colors, and wore a straw hat perched jauntily upon the side of its head. But it differed from human beings in this respect, that instead of hands and feet there grew at the end of its arms and legs round wheels, and by means of these wheels it rolled very swiftly over the level ground. Afterward Dorothy found that these odd wheels were of the same hard substance that our finger-nails and toe-nails are composed of, and she also learned that creatures of this strange race were born in this queer fashion. But when our little girl first caught sight of the first individual of a race that was destined to cause her a lot of trouble, she had an idea that the brilliantly-clothed personage was on roller-skates, which were attached to his hands as well as to his feet.

It had the shape of a man, except it walked, or rather rolled, on all fours, and its legs were the same length as its arms, making them look like the four legs of a beast. But it was no beast that Dorothy had found, for the figure was dressed beautifully in embroidered clothes of many colors, and wore a straw hat tilted playfully to the side of its head. However, it was different from humans in one way: instead of hands and feet, round wheels grew at the ends of its arms and legs, and it rolled very quickly over the flat ground using these wheels. Later, Dorothy discovered that these strange wheels were made of the same hard material as our fingernails and toenails, and she also learned that creatures of this unusual race were born this way. But when our little girl first saw the first individual of a race that was destined to bring her a lot of trouble, she thought that the brightly-dressed figure was on roller-skates, which were attached to both its hands and feet.

"Run!" screamed the yellow hen, fluttering away in great fright. "It's a Wheeler!"[Pg 45]

"Run!" yelled the yellow hen, flapping away in sheer panic. "It's a Wheeler!"[Pg 45]

"IT'S A WHEELER!" "IT'S A WHEELER!"

"A Wheeler?" exclaimed Dorothy. "What can that be?"

"A Wheeler?" Dorothy exclaimed. "What could that be?"

"Don't you remember the warning in the sand: 'Beware the Wheelers'? Run, I tell you—run!"

"Don't you remember the warning in the sand: 'Beware the Wheelers'? Run, I'm telling you—run!"

So Dorothy ran, and the Wheeler gave a sharp, wild cry and came after her in full chase.

So Dorothy ran, and the Wheeler let out a loud, frantic yell and chased after her.

Looking over her shoulder as she ran, the girl now saw a great procession of Wheelers emerging from the forest—dozens and dozens of them—all clad in splendid, tight-fitting garments and all rolling swiftly toward her and uttering their wild, strange cries.

Looking over her shoulder as she ran, the girl now saw a large procession of Wheelers coming out of the forest—dozens and dozens of them—all dressed in spectacular, tight-fitting outfits and all rolling quickly toward her while making their wild, strange noises.

"They're sure to catch us!" panted the girl, who was still carrying the heavy dinner-pail she had picked. "I can't run much farther, Billina."

"They're definitely going to catch us!" panted the girl, who was still carrying the heavy dinner pail she had picked up. "I can’t run much farther, Billina."

"Climb up this hill,—quick!" said the hen; and Dorothy found she was very near to the heap of loose and jagged rocks they had passed on their way to the forest. The yellow hen was even now fluttering among the rocks, and Dorothy followed as best she could, half climbing and half tumbling up the rough and rugged steep.

"Climb up this hill—hurry!" said the hen; and Dorothy realized she was very close to the pile of loose, jagged rocks they had passed on their way to the forest. The yellow hen was already flapping around the rocks, and Dorothy followed as best she could, part climbing and part tumbling up the rough, rocky slope.

She was none too soon, for the foremost Wheeler reached the hill a moment after her; but while the girl scrambled up the rocks the creature stopped short with howls of rage and disappointment.[Pg 47]

She was just in time, as the lead Wheeler reached the hill right after her; but while the girl climbed up the rocks, the creature stopped abruptly, howling in anger and disappointment.[Pg 47]

Dorothy now heard the yellow hen laughing, in her cackling, henny way.

Dorothy now heard the yellow hen laughing in her cackling, chicken way.

"Don't hurry, my dear," cried Billina. "They can't follow us among these rocks, so we're safe enough now."

"Don't rush, my dear," Billina called out. "They can't track us among these rocks, so we’re safe for now."

Dorothy stopped at once and sat down upon a broad boulder, for she was all out of breath.

Dorothy immediately stopped and sat down on a wide boulder because she was completely out of breath.

The rest of the Wheelers had now reached the foot of the hill, but it was evident that their wheels would not roll upon the rough and jagged rocks, and therefore they were helpless to follow Dorothy and the hen to where they had taken refuge. But they circled all around the little hill, so the child and Billina were fast prisoners and could not come down without being captured.

The rest of the Wheelers had now arrived at the bottom of the hill, but it was clear that their wheels couldn’t roll over the rough and jagged rocks, so they were unable to follow Dorothy and the hen to where they had found safety. Instead, they circled around the small hill, making it impossible for the child and Billina to escape without being caught.

Then the creatures shook their front wheels at Dorothy in a threatening manner, and it seemed they were able to speak as well as to make their dreadful outcries, for several of them shouted:

Then the creatures shook their front wheels at Dorothy in a threatening way, and it seemed they could speak as well as make their terrible noises, because several of them shouted:

"We'll get you in time, never fear! And when we do get you, we'll tear you into little bits!"

"We'll get you soon, don't worry! And when we do catch you, we'll shred you into pieces!"

"Why are you so cruel to me?" asked Dorothy. "I'm a stranger in your country, and have done you no harm."

"Why are you being so mean to me?" Dorothy asked. "I'm a stranger in your country and haven't done anything to hurt you."

"No harm!" cried one who seemed to be their leader. "Did you not pick our lunch-boxes and[Pg 48] dinner-pails? Have you not a stolen dinner-pail still in your hand?"

"No harm!" shouted the one who appeared to be their leader. "Did you not take our lunch boxes and[Pg 48] dinner pails? Don't you still have a stolen dinner pail in your hand?"

"I only picked one of each," she answered. "I was hungry, and I didn't know the trees were yours."

"I just took one of each," she replied. "I was hungry, and I didn't realize the trees belonged to you."

"That is no excuse," retorted the leader, who was clothed in a most gorgeous suit. "It is the law here that whoever picks a dinner-pail without our permission must die immediately."

"That's not an excuse," replied the leader, dressed in a very fancy suit. "The rule here is that anyone who takes a lunch pail without our permission must die right away."

"Don't you believe him," said Billina. "I'm sure the trees do not belong to these awful creatures. They are fit for any mischief, and it's my opinion they would try to kill us just the same if you hadn't picked a dinner-pail."

"Don't believe him," said Billina. "I'm sure the trees don’t belong to these terrible creatures. They’re up to no good, and I think they’d try to kill us just the same if you hadn't grabbed a dinner pail."

"I think so, too," agreed Dorothy. "But what shall we do now?"

"I think so, too," Dorothy agreed. "But what should we do now?"

"Stay where we are," advised the yellow hen. "We are safe from the Wheelers until we starve to death, anyhow; and before that time comes a good many things can happen."

"Let's stay here," said the yellow hen. "We're safe from the Wheelers for now, at least until we run out of food; and before that happens, a lot of things could change."


Tiktok the Machine Man

After an hour or so most of the band of Wheelers rolled back into the forest, leaving only three of their number to guard the hill. These curled themselves up like big dogs and pretended to go to sleep on the sands; but neither Dorothy nor Billina were fooled by this trick, so they remained in security among the rocks and paid no attention to their cunning enemies.

After about an hour, most of the group of Wheelers went back into the forest, leaving only three of them to watch over the hill. They curled up like big dogs and pretended to sleep on the sand, but neither Dorothy nor Billina were tricked by this, so they stayed safely among the rocks and ignored their sly enemies.

Finally the hen, fluttering over the mound, exclaimed: "Why, here's a path!"

Finally, the hen, flapping over the mound, exclaimed: "Wow, here's a path!"

So Dorothy at once clambered to where Billina sat, and there, sure enough, was a smooth path[Pg 50] cut between the rocks. It seemed to wind around the mound from top to bottom, like a cork-screw, twisting here and there between the rough boulders but always remaining level and easy to walk upon.

So Dorothy immediately climbed over to where Billina was sitting, and sure enough, there was a smooth path[Pg 50] cut between the rocks. It appeared to wind around the mound from top to bottom, like a corkscrew, twisting here and there between the rough boulders but always staying flat and easy to walk on.

Indeed, Dorothy wondered at first why the Wheelers did not roll up this path; but when she followed it to the foot of the mound she found that several big pieces of rock had been placed directly across the end of the way, thus preventing any one outside from seeing it and also preventing the Wheelers from using it to climb up the mound.

Indeed, Dorothy initially wondered why the Wheelers didn’t come down this path; but when she walked to the bottom of the mound, she discovered that several large rocks had been placed right across the end of the path, blocking anyone outside from seeing it and also stopping the Wheelers from using it to climb up the mound.

Then Dorothy walked back up the path, and followed it until she came to the very top of the hill, where a solitary round rock stood that was bigger than any of the others surrounding it. The path came to an end just beside this great rock, and for a moment it puzzled the girl to know why the path had been made at all. But the hen, who had been gravely following her around and was now perched upon a point of rock behind Dorothy, suddenly remarked:

Then Dorothy walked back up the path and followed it until she reached the very top of the hill, where a single round rock stood that was bigger than all the others around it. The path ended right next to this large rock, and for a moment, it confused her about why the path had even been made. But the hen, who had been seriously following her and was now perched on a rock behind Dorothy, suddenly said:

"It looks something like a door, doesn't it?"

"It looks a bit like a door, doesn't it?"

"What looks like a door?" enquired the child.

"What does a door look like?" the child asked.

"Why, that crack in the rock, just facing you," replied Billina, whose little round eyes were very sharp and seemed to see everything. "It runs up[Pg 51] one side and down the other, and across the top and the bottom."

"That crack in the rock right in front of you," Billina said, her small round eyes sharp and seemingly able to see everything. "It goes up[Pg 51] one side and down the other, and across the top and the bottom."

"What does?"

"What does it mean?"

"Why, the crack. So I think it must be a door of rock, although I do not see any hinges."

"Well, the crack. So I think it has to be a rock door, even though I can't see any hinges."

"Oh, yes," said Dorothy, now observing for the first time the crack in the rock. "And isn't this a key-hole, Billina?" pointing to a round, deep hole at one side of the door.

"Oh, yes," said Dorothy, noticing the crack in the rock for the first time. "And isn't this a keyhole, Billina?" she asked, pointing to a round, deep hole at one side of the door.

"Of course. If we only had the key, now, we[Pg 52] could unlock it and see what is there," replied the yellow hen. "May be it's a treasure chamber full of diamonds and rubies, or heaps of shining gold, or——"

"Of course. If we just had the key, we[Pg 52] could unlock it and see what’s inside," replied the yellow hen. "Maybe it’s a treasure room full of diamonds and rubies, or piles of shiny gold, or——"

"That reminds me," said Dorothy, "of the golden key I picked up on the shore. Do you think that it would fit this key-hole, Billina?"

"That makes me think," said Dorothy, "about the golden key I found on the beach. Do you think it would fit this keyhole, Billina?"

"Try it and see," suggested the hen.

"Give it a shot and see," suggested the hen.

So Dorothy searched in the pocket of her dress and found the golden key. And when she had put it into the hole of the rock, and turned it, a sudden sharp snap was heard; then, with a solemn creak that made the shivers run down the child's back, the face of the rock fell outward, like a door on hinges, and revealed a small dark chamber just inside.

So Dorothy rummaged through the pocket of her dress and found the golden key. When she inserted it into the hole in the rock and twisted it, a sudden sharp snap echoed. Then, with a serious creak that sent shivers down the child's spine, the face of the rock swung outward like a hinged door, revealing a small dark chamber just inside.

"Good gracious!" cried Dorothy, shrinking back as far as the narrow path would let her.

"Wow!" exclaimed Dorothy, backing away as much as the narrow path would allow her.

For, standing within the narrow chamber of rock, was the form of a man—or, at least, it seemed like a man, in the dim light. He was only about as tall as Dorothy herself, and his body was round as a ball and made out of burnished copper. Also his head and limbs were copper, and these were jointed or hinged to his body in a peculiar way, with metal caps over the joints, like the armor worn by knights in days of old. He stood perfectly still, and where[Pg 54][Pg 53] the light struck upon his form it glittered as if made of pure gold.

For, standing in the narrow rock chamber, was the figure of a man—or at least, it looked like a man in the dim light. He was about the same height as Dorothy and his body was round like a ball, made from polished copper. His head and limbs were also copper, and they were connected to his body in a unique way, with metal caps over the joints, similar to the armor worn by knights in the past. He stood completely still, and where[Pg 54][Pg 53] the light hit him, it shimmered as if he were made of pure gold.

"THIS COPPER MAN IS NOT ALIVE AT ALL" "THIS COPPER MAN IS NOT ALIVE AT ALL"

"Don't be frightened," called Billina, from her perch. "It isn't alive."

"Don't be scared," called Billina from her spot. "It isn't alive."

"I see it isn't," replied the girl, drawing a long breath.

"I see it isn't," the girl replied, taking a deep breath.

"It is only made out of copper, like the old kettle in the barn-yard at home," continued the hen, turning her head first to one side and then to the other, so that both her little round eyes could examine the object.

"It’s just made of copper, like the old kettle in the backyard at home," the hen continued, tilting her head first one way and then the other, so both of her little round eyes could take a closer look at the object.

"Once," said Dorothy, "I knew a man made out of tin, who was a woodman named Nick Chopper. But he was as alive as we are, 'cause he was born a real man, and got his tin body a little at a time—first a leg and then a finger and then an ear—for the reason that he had so many accidents with his axe, and cut himself up in a very careless manner."

"Once," said Dorothy, "I knew a guy made of tin, who was a woodsman named Nick Chopper. But he was just as alive as we are because he was born a real man and got his tin body piece by piece—first a leg, then a finger, and then an ear—because he had so many accidents with his axe and hurt himself in a really careless way."

"Oh," said the hen, with a sniff, as if she did not believe the story.

"Oh," said the hen, sniffing as if she didn't believe the story.

"But this copper man," continued Dorothy, looking at it with big eyes, "is not alive at all, and I wonder what it was made for, and why it was locked up in this queer place."

"But this copper man," Dorothy said, gazing at it with wide eyes, "isn't alive at all, and I wonder what it was made for and why it was kept locked up in this strange place."

"That is a mystery," remarked the hen, twisting her head to arrange her wing-feathers with her bill.[Pg 55]

"That's a mystery," said the hen, turning her head to straighten her wing feathers with her beak.[Pg 55]

Dorothy stepped inside the little room to get a back view of the copper man, and in this way discovered a printed card that hung between his shoulders, it being suspended from a small copper peg at the back of his neck. She unfastened this card and returned to the path, where the light was better, and sat herself down upon a slab of rock to read the printing.

Dorothy walked into the small room to get a look at the copper man from behind, and there she found a printed card hanging between his shoulders, secured by a small copper peg at the back of his neck. She took off the card and went back to the path, where the light was better, and sat down on a slab of rock to read the text.

"What does it say?" asked the hen, curiously.

"What does it say?" asked the hen, curiously.

Dorothy read the card aloud, spelling out the big words with some difficulty; and this is what she read:

Dorothy read the card out loud, struggling a bit with the big words; and this is what she said:

SMITH & TINKER'S

SMITH & TINKER'S

Patent Double-Action, Extra-Responsive, Thought-Creating, Perfect-Talking

Patent Double-Action, Super-Responsive, Thought-Generating, Perfect-Talking

MECHANICAL MAN

MACHINE PERSON

Fitted with our Special Clock-Work Attachment. Thinks, Speaks, Acts, and Does Everything but Live.

Fitted with our Special Clock-Work Attachment. Thinks, Talks, Acts, and Does Everything Except Live.

Manufactured only at our Works at Evna, Land of Ev. All infringements will be promptly Prosecuted according to Law.

Manufactured exclusively at our facility in Evna, Land of Ev. Any violations will be swiftly prosecuted under the law.

"How queer!" said the yellow hen. "Do you think that is all true, my dear?"[Pg 56]

"How strange!" said the yellow hen. "Do you really think that’s all true, my dear?"[Pg 56]

"I don't know," answered Dorothy, who had more to read. "Listen to this, Billina:"

"I don't know," Dorothy replied, who had more to read. "Listen to this, Billina:"

DIRECTIONS FOR USING:

How to Use:

For THINKING:—Wind the Clock-work Man under his left arm, (marked No. 1.)

For THINKING:—Wind the Clockwork Man under his left arm, (marked No. 1.)

For SPEAKING:—Wind the Clock-work Man under his right arm, (marked No. 2.)

For SPEAKING:—Winding the Clock-work Man under his right arm (labeled No. 2).

For WALKING and ACTION:—Wind Clock-work in the middle of his back, (marked No. 3.)

For WALKING and ACTION:—Wind the clockwork in the middle of his back, (marked No. 3.)

N. B.—This Mechanism is guaranteed to work perfectly for a thousand years.

N. B.—This mechanism is guaranteed to work perfectly for one thousand years.

"Well, I declare!" gasped the yellow hen, in amazement; "if the copper man can do half of these things he is a very wonderful machine. But I suppose it is all humbug, like so many other patented articles."

"Wow!" gasped the yellow hen, in shock; "if the copper man can do even half of this stuff, he's an amazing machine. But I guess it's all just a scam, like so many other patented products."

"We might wind him up," suggested Dorothy, "and see what he'll do."

"We could wind him up," Dorothy suggested, "and see what he does."

"Where is the key to the clock-work?" asked Billina.

"Where's the key to the clockwork?" asked Billina.

"Hanging on the peg where I found the card."

"Hanging on the hook where I found the card."

"Then," said the hen, "let us try him, and find out if he will go. He is warranted for a thousand years, it seems; but we do not know how long he has been standing inside this rock."

"Then," said the hen, "let's give him a shot and see if he'll go. He's guaranteed for a thousand years, it looks like; but we don't know how long he's been stuck inside this rock."

Dorothy had already taken the clock key from the peg.[Pg 57]

Dorothy had already grabbed the clock key from the hook.[Pg 57]

DOROTHY WOUND UP NUMBER ONE DOROTHY CAME IN FIRST

"Which shall I wind up first?" she asked, looking again at the directions on the card.

"Which one should I finish first?" she asked, glancing back at the instructions on the card.

"Number One, I should think," returned Billina. "That makes him think, doesn't it?"

"Number One, I guess," Billina replied. "That makes him think, right?"

"Yes," said Dorothy, and wound up Number One, under the left arm.

"Yes," Dorothy said, and wound up Number One under her left arm.

"He doesn't seem any different," remarked the hen, critically.

"He doesn't seem any different," the hen said, looking disapprovingly.

"Why, of course not; he is only thinking, now," said Dorothy.

"Of course not; he’s just thinking right now," said Dorothy.

"I wonder what he is thinking about."

"I wonder what he's thinking about."

"I'll wind up his talk, and then perhaps he can tell us," said the girl.

"I'll wrap up his conversation, and then maybe he can share with us," said the girl.

So she wound up Number Two, and immediately the clock-work man said, without moving any part of his body except his lips:

So she wound up Number Two, and right away the clockwork man said, without moving any part of his body except his lips:

"Good morn-ing, lit-tle girl. Good morn-ing, Mrs. Hen."

"Good morning, little girl. Good morning, Mrs. Hen."

The words sounded a little hoarse and creakey, and they were uttered all in the same tone, without any change of expression whatever; but both Dorothy and Billina understood them perfectly.

The words sounded a bit raspy and creaky, and they were spoken all in the same tone, without any change in expression at all; but both Dorothy and Billina understood them perfectly.

"Good morning, sir," they answered, politely.

"Good morning, sir," they replied, politely.

"Thank you for res-cu-ing me," continued the machine, in the same monotonous voice, which[Pg 59] seemed to be worked by bellows inside of him, like the little toy lambs and cats the children squeeze so that they will make a noise.

"Thanks for saving me," the machine continued in the same flat voice, which[Pg 59] sounded like it was powered by bellows inside, similar to the little toy lambs and cats that kids squeeze to make them make noise.

"Don't mention it," answered Dorothy. And then, being very curious, she asked: "How did you come to be locked up in this place?"

"Don't mention it," replied Dorothy. Then, feeling really curious, she asked, "How did you end up locked up in this place?"

"It is a long sto-ry," replied the copper man; "but I will tell it to you brief-ly. I was pur-chased from Smith & Tin-ker, my man-u-fac-tur-ers, by a cru-el King of Ev, named Ev-ol-do, who used to[Pg 60] beat all his serv-ants un-til they died. How-ev-er, he was not a-ble to kill me, be-cause I was not a-live, and one must first live in or-der to die. So that all his beat-ing did me no harm, and mere-ly kept my cop-per bod-y well pol-ished.

"It's a long story," the copper man said, "but I'll tell it to you briefly. I was bought from Smith & Tinker, my manufacturers, by a cruel King of Ev named Evoldo, who used to beat all his servants until they died. However, he couldn't kill me because I wasn't alive, and you have to be alive to die. So all his beating did me no harm and just kept my copper body nicely polished."

"This cru-el king had a love-ly wife and ten beau-ti-ful chil-dren—five boys and five girls—but in a fit of an-ger he sold them all to the Nome King, who by means of his mag-ic arts changed them all in-to oth-er forms and put them in his un-der-ground pal-ace to or-na-ment the rooms.

This cruel king had a lovely wife and ten beautiful children—five boys and five girls—but in a fit of anger, he sold them all to the Nome King, who used his magic to turn them into other forms and placed them in his underground palace to decorate the rooms.

"Af-ter-ward the King of Ev re-gret-ted his wick-ed ac-tion, and tried to get his wife and chil-dren a-way from the Nome King, but with-out a-vail. So, in de-spair, he locked me up in this rock, threw the key in-to the o-cean, and then jumped in af-ter it and was drowned."

"Afterward, the King of Ev regretted his wicked actions and tried to get his wife and children away from the Nome King, but it was all in vain. So, in despair, he locked me up in this rock, tossed the key into the ocean, and then jumped in after it and drowned."

"How very dreadful!" exclaimed Dorothy.

"How awful!" exclaimed Dorothy.

"It is, in-deed," said the machine. "When I found my-self im-pris-oned I shout-ed for help un-til my voice ran down; and then I walked back and forth in this lit-tle room un-til my ac-tion ran down; and then I stood still and thought un-til my thoughts ran down. Af-ter that I re-mem-ber noth-ing un-til you wound me up a-gain."

"It is, indeed," said the machine. "When I found myself trapped, I shouted for help until my voice faded; then I paced back and forth in this small room until I ran out of energy; and then I stood still and thought until my thoughts dwindled. After that, I remember nothing until you wound me up again."

"It's a very wonderful story," said Dorothy, "and[Pg 62][Pg 61] proves that the Land of Ev is really a fairy land, as I thought it was."

"It's a really amazing story," said Dorothy, "and[Pg 62][Pg 61] shows that the Land of Ev is truly a fairy tale land, just like I believed."

THE COPPER MAN WALKED OUT OF THE ROCKY CAVERN THE COPPER MAN WALKED OUT OF THE ROCKY CAVERN

"Of course it is," answered the copper man. "I do not sup-pose such a per-fect ma-chine as I am could be made in an-y place but a fair-y land."

"Of course it is," replied the copper man. "I don't think a perfect machine like me could be made anywhere but a magical land."

"I've never seen one in Kansas," said Dorothy.

"I've never seen one in Kansas," Dorothy said.

"But where did you get the key to un-lock this door?" asked the clock-work voice.

"But where did you get the key to unlock this door?" asked the mechanical voice.

"I found it on the shore, where it was prob'ly washed up by the waves," she answered. "And now, sir, if you don't mind, I'll wind up your action."

"I found it on the shore, where it was probably washed up by the waves," she replied. "And now, sir, if you don't mind, I'll wrap up your action."

"That will please me ve-ry much," said the machine.

"That will make me very happy," said the machine.

So she wound up Number Three, and at once the copper man in a somewhat stiff and jerky fashion walked out of the rocky cavern, took off his copper hat and bowed politely, and then kneeled before Dorothy. Said he:

So she wound up Number Three, and right away the copper man walked out of the rocky cave in a somewhat stiff and awkward way, took off his copper hat, bowed politely, and then knelt before Dorothy. He said:

"From this time forth I am your o-be-di-ent ser-vant. What-ev-er you com-mand, that I will do will-ing-ly—if you keep me wound up."

"From this moment on, I am your obedient servant. Whatever you command, I will do willingly—if you keep me energized."

"What is your name?" she asked.

"What's your name?" she asked.

"Tik-tok," he replied. "My for-mer mas-ter gave me that name be-cause my clock-work al-ways ticks when it is wound up."

"Tik-tok," he said. "My former master named me that because my clockwork always ticks when it's wound up."

"I can hear it now," said the yellow hen.

"I can hear it now," said the yellow hen.

"So can I," said Dorothy. And then she added,[Pg 63] with some anxiety: "You don't strike, do you?"

"So can I," said Dorothy. And then she added,[Pg 63] with some worry: "You’re not going to hit me, are you?"

"No," answered Tiktok; "and there is no a-larm con-nec-ted with my ma-chin-er-y. I can tell the time, though, by speak-ing, and as I nev-er sleep I can wak-en you at an-y hour you wish to get up in the morn-ing."

"No," Tiktok replied; "and there’s no alarm connected to my machinery. I can tell the time by speaking, and since I never sleep, I can wake you up at any hour you want in the morning."

"That's nice," said the little girl; "only I never wish to get up in the morning."

"That's nice," said the little girl, "but I just never want to get up in the morning."

"You can sleep until I lay my egg," said the yellow hen. "Then, when I cackle, Tiktok will know it is time to waken you."

"You can sleep until I lay my egg," said the yellow hen. "Then, when I cackle, Tiktok will know it's time to wake you up."

"Do you lay your egg very early?" asked Dorothy.

"Do you lay your egg really early?" asked Dorothy.

"About eight o'clock," said Billina. "And everybody ought to be up by that time, I'm sure."

"About eight o'clock," said Billina. "And I’m sure everyone should be up by then."


Dorothy Opens the Dinner Pail

"Now Tiktok," said Dorothy, "the first thing to be done is to find a way for us to escape from these rocks. The Wheelers are down below, you know, and threaten to kill us."

"Now TikTok," said Dorothy, "the first thing we need to do is figure out how to get away from these rocks. The Wheelers are down below, you know, and they're threatening to kill us."

"There is no rea-son to be a-fraid of the Wheel-ers," said Tiktok, the words coming more slowly than before.

"There’s no reason to be afraid of the Wheelers," said Tiktok, the words coming more slowly than before.

"Why not?" she asked.

"Why not?" she asked.

"Be-cause they are ag-g-g—gr-gr-r-r-"

"Because they are a-g-g—gr-gr-r-r-"

He gave a sort of gurgle and stopped short, waving his hands frantically until suddenly he became motionless, with one arm in the air and the other held stiffly before him with all the copper fingers of the hand spread out like a fan.[Pg 65]

He let out a weird noise and came to a halt, flailing his arms wildly until he suddenly froze, one arm raised and the other held stiffly in front of him, fingers spread out like a fan.[Pg 65]

"Dear me!" said Dorothy, in a frightened tone. "What can the matter be?"

"Wow!" said Dorothy, sounding scared. "What could be wrong?"

"He's run down, I suppose," said the hen, calmly. "You couldn't have wound him up very tight."

"He's exhausted, I guess," said the hen, calmly. "You must not have wound him up too tightly."

"I didn't know how much to wind him," replied the girl; "but I'll try to do better next time."

"I didn't know how much to wind him," said the girl; "but I'll try to do better next time."

She ran around the copper man to take the key from the peg at the back of his neck, but it was not there.

She ran around the copper man to grab the key from the peg at the back of his neck, but it wasn't there.

"It's gone!" cried Dorothy, in dismay.

"It's gone!" Dorothy cried, feeling upset.

"What's gone?" asked Billina.

"What's missing?" asked Billina.

"The key."

"The key."

"It probably fell off when he made that low bow to you," returned the hen. "Look around, and see if you cannot find it again."

"It probably fell off when he bowed low to you," the hen said. "Look around and see if you can find it again."

Dorothy looked, and the hen helped her, and by and by the girl discovered the clock-key, which had fallen into a crack of the rock.

Dorothy looked, and the hen helped her, and eventually the girl found the clock key that had fallen into a crack in the rock.

At once she wound up Tiktok's voice, taking care to give the key as many turns as it would go around. She found this quite a task, as you may imagine if you have ever tried to wind a clock, but the machine man's first words were to assure Dorothy that he would now run for at least twenty-four hours.

At once she turned up TikTok's voice, making sure to give the key as many turns as it could handle. This was quite challenging, as you can imagine if you’ve ever tried to wind a clock, but the machine man's first words were to assure Dorothy that he would now run for at least twenty-four hours.

"You did not wind me much, at first," he calmly said, "and I told you that long sto-ry a-bout King[Pg 66] Ev-ol-do; so it is no won-der that I ran down."

"You didn't bother me much at first," he said calmly, "and I shared with you that long story about King[Pg 66] Ev-ol-do; so it's no surprise that I ran out of steam."

She next rewound the action clock-work, and then Billina advised her to carry the key to Tiktok in her pocket, so it would not get lost again.

She then rewound the action clockwork, and Billina suggested she keep the key to Tiktok in her pocket to prevent it from getting lost again.

"And now," said Dorothy, when all this was accomplished, "tell me what you were going to say about the Wheelers."

"And now," Dorothy said, after everything was done, "tell me what you wanted to say about the Wheelers."

"Why, they are noth-ing to be fright-en'd at," said the machine. "They try to make folks be-lieve that they are ver-y ter-ri-ble, but as a mat-ter of[Pg 67] fact the Wheel-ers are harm-less e-nough to an-y one that dares to fight them. They might try to hurt a lit-tle girl like you, per-haps, be-cause they are ver-y mis-chiev-ous. But if I had a club they would run a-way as soon as they saw me."

"Why, they're nothing to be scared of," said the machine. "They try to convince people that they’re really frightening, but the truth is, the Wheelers are harmless to anyone who stands up to them. They might try to mess with a little girl like you, maybe, because they’re really mischievous. But if I had a club, they'd run away as soon as they saw me."

"Haven't you a club?" asked Dorothy.

"Haven't you got a club?" asked Dorothy.

"No," said Tiktok.

"No," said TikTok.

"And you won't find such a thing among these rocks, either," declared the yellow hen.

"And you won't find anything like that among these rocks, either," said the yellow hen.

"Then what shall we do?" asked the girl.

"Then what should we do?" asked the girl.

"Wind up my think-works tight-ly, and I will try to think of some oth-er plan," said Tiktok.

"Wrap up my brainstorming tightly, and I'll try to come up with another plan," said Tiktok.

So Dorothy rewound his thought machinery, and while he was thinking she decided to eat her dinner. Billina was already pecking away at the cracks in the rocks, to find something to eat, so Dorothy sat down and opened her tin dinner-pail.

So Dorothy reset his thoughts, and while he was thinking, she decided to have her dinner. Billina was already pecking at the cracks in the rocks to find something to eat, so Dorothy sat down and opened her lunchbox.

In the cover she found a small tank that was full of very nice lemonade. It was covered by a cup, which might also, when removed, be used to drink the lemonade from. Within the pail were three slices of turkey, two slices of cold tongue, some lobster salad, four slices of bread and butter, a small custard pie, an orange and nine large strawberries, and some nuts and raisins. Singularly enough, the nuts in this dinner-pail grew already cracked, so that[Pg 68] Dorothy had no trouble in picking out their meats to eat.

In the container, she found a small tank filled with delicious lemonade. It was covered by a cup that could also be used for drinking the lemonade once removed. Inside the pail were three slices of turkey, two slices of cold tongue, some lobster salad, four slices of bread and butter, a small custard pie, an orange, nine large strawberries, and some nuts and raisins. Interestingly, the nuts in this lunch pail were already cracked, so Dorothy had no trouble picking out the nutmeats to eat.

She spread the feast upon the rock beside her and began her dinner, first offering some of it to Tiktok, who declined because, as he said, he was merely a machine. Afterward she offered to share with Billina, but the hen murmured something about "dead things" and said she preferred her bugs and ants.

She laid out the meal on the rock next to her and started her dinner, first offering some to Tiktok, who refused because, as he said, he was just a machine. Then she offered to share with Billina, but the hen muttered something about "dead things" and said she preferred her bugs and ants.

"Do the lunch-box trees and the dinner-pail trees belong to the Wheelers?" the child asked Tiktok, while engaged in eating her meal.

"Do the lunch-box trees and the dinner-pail trees belong to the Wheelers?" the child asked Tiktok, while she was busy eating her meal.

"Of course not," he answered. "They be-long to the roy-al fam-il-y of Ev, on-ly of course there is no roy-al fam-il-y just now be-cause King Ev-ol-do jumped in-to the sea and his wife and ten chil-dren have been trans-formed by the Nome King. So there is no one to rule the Land of Ev, that I can think of. Per-haps it is for this rea-son that the Wheel-ers claim the trees for their own, and pick the lunch-eons and din-ners to eat them-selves. But they be-long to the King, and you will find the roy-al "E" stamped up-on the bot-tom of ev-er-y din-ner pail."

"Of course not," he replied. "They belong to the royal family of Ev, but right now there isn’t a royal family because King Evoldo jumped into the sea, and his wife and ten children have been transformed by the Nome King. So there's no one to rule the Land of Ev that I can think of. Maybe that's why the Wheelers claim the trees as their own and take the lunches and dinners for themselves. But they belong to the King, and you’ll see the royal 'E' stamped on the bottom of every dinner pail."

Dorothy turned the pail over, and at once discovered the royal mark upon it, as Tiktok had said.

Dorothy flipped the pail over and instantly saw the royal mark on it, just like Tiktok had mentioned.

"Are the Wheelers the only folks living in the Land of Ev?" enquired the girl.[Pg 69]

"Are the Wheelers the only people living in the Land of Ev?" the girl asked.[Pg 69]

DOROTHY OPENED HER TIN DINNER-PAIL DOROTHY OPENED HER LUNCHBOX

"No; they on-ly in-hab-it a small por-tion of it just back of the woods," replied the machine. "But they have al-ways been mis-chiev-ous and im-per-ti-nent, and my old mas-ter, King Ev-ol-do, used to car-ry a whip with him, when he walked out, to keep the crea-tures in or-der. When I was first made the Wheel-ers tried to run o-ver me, and butt me with their heads; but they soon found I was built of too sol-id a ma-ter-i-al for them to in-jure."

"No; they only live in a small part of it just behind the woods," replied the machine. "But they have always been mischievous and rude, and my old master, King Evoldo, used to carry a whip with him when he went out to keep the creatures in line. When I was first made, the Wheelers tried to run over me and butt me with their heads, but they quickly realized I was made of too solid a material for them to hurt."

"You seem very durable," said Dorothy. "Who made you?"

"You seem really tough," Dorothy said. "Who made you?"

"The firm of Smith & Tin-ker, in the town of Ev-na, where the roy-al pal-ace stands," answered Tiktok.

"The firm of Smith & Tinker, in the town of Evna, where the royal palace stands," answered Tiktok.

"Did they make many of you?" asked the child.

"Did they make a lot of you?" asked the child.

"No; I am the on-ly au-to-mat-ic me-chan-i-cal man they ev-er com-plet-ed," he replied. "They were ver-y won-der-ful in-ven-tors, were my mak-ers, and quite ar-tis-tic in all they did."

"No; I’m the only automated mechanical man they ever created," he replied. "My makers were amazing inventors and really artistic in everything they did."

"I am sure of that," said Dorothy. "Do they live in the town of Evna now?"

"I’m sure of that," said Dorothy. "Do they live in the town of Evna now?"

"They are both gone," replied the machine. "Mr. Smith was an art-ist, as well as an in-vent-or, and he paint-ed a pic-ture of a riv-er which was so nat-ur-al that, as he was reach-ing a-cross it to paint some flow-ers on the op-po-site bank, he fell in-to the wa-ter and was drowned."[Pg 71]

"They're both gone," replied the machine. "Mr. Smith was an artist and an inventor, and he painted a picture of a river that looked so real that when he reached across it to paint some flowers on the other bank, he fell into the water and drowned."[Pg 71]

"Oh, I'm sorry for that!" exclaimed the little girl.

"Oh, I'm sorry about that!" the little girl exclaimed.

"Mis-ter Tin-ker," continued Tiktok, "made a lad-der so tall that he could rest the end of it a-gainst the moon, while he stood on the high-est rung and picked the lit-tle stars to set in the points of the king's crown. But when he got to the moon Mis-ter Tin-ker found it such a love-ly place that he de-cid-ed to live there, so he pulled up the lad-der af-ter him and we have nev-er seen him since."

"Mister Tinker," continued Tiktok, "built a ladder so tall that he could lean it against the moon while standing on the highest rung and picked the little stars to set in the points of the king's crown. But when he reached the moon, Mister Tinker found it such a beautiful place that he decided to live there, so he pulled the ladder up after him, and we have never seen him since."

"He must have been a great loss to this country," said Dorothy, who was by this time eating her custard pie.

"He must have been a huge loss to this country," said Dorothy, who was now eating her custard pie.

"He was," acknowledged Tiktok. "Also he is a great loss to me. For if I should get out of or-der I do not know of an-y one a-ble to re-pair me, be-cause I am so com-pli-cat-ed. You have no i-de-a how full of ma-chin-er-y I am."

"He was," TikTok admitted. "And he is a huge loss for me. If I were to break down, I don’t know anyone who could fix me because I’m so complicated. You have no idea how full of machinery I am."

"I can imagine it," said Dorothy, readily.

"I can totally picture that," said Dorothy, easily.

"And now," continued the machine, "I must stop talk-ing and be-gin think-ing a-gain of a way to es-cape from this rock." So he turned halfway around, in order to think without being disturbed.

"And now," the machine continued, "I need to stop talking and start thinking again about how to escape from this rock." So he turned halfway around, to think without being interrupted.

"The best thinker I ever knew," said Dorothy to the yellow hen, "was a scarecrow."

"The smartest thinker I ever knew," Dorothy said to the yellow hen, "was a scarecrow."

"Nonsense!" snapped Billina.

"Ridiculous!" snapped Billina.

"It is true," declared Dorothy. "I met him in[Pg 72] the Land of Oz, and he travelled with me to the city of the great Wizard of Oz, so as to get some brains, for his head was only stuffed with straw. But it seemed to me that he thought just as well before he got his brains as he did afterward."

"It’s true," Dorothy said. "I met him in[Pg 72] the Land of Oz, and he traveled with me to the city of the great Wizard of Oz to get some brains because his head was just stuffed with straw. But it seemed to me that he thought just as well before he got his brains as he did afterward."

"Do you expect me to believe all that rubbish about the Land of Oz?" enquired Billina, who seemed a little cross—perhaps because bugs were scarce.

"Do you really expect me to believe all that nonsense about the Land of Oz?" asked Billina, looking a bit annoyed—maybe because bugs were hard to find.

"What rubbish?" asked the child, who was now finishing her nuts and raisins.

"What nonsense?" asked the child, who was now finishing her nuts and raisins.

"Why, your impossible stories about animals that can talk, and a tin woodman who is alive, and a scarecrow who can think."

"Why do you have these unbelievable stories about talking animals, a living tin man, and a thinking scarecrow?"

"They are all there," said Dorothy, "for I have seen them."

"They're all there," said Dorothy, "because I've seen them."

"I don't believe it!" cried the hen, with a toss of her head.

"I can't believe it!" shouted the hen, tossing her head.

"That's 'cause you're so ign'rant," replied the girl, who was a little offended at her friend Billina's speech.

"That's because you're so ignorant," replied the girl, who was slightly offended by her friend Billina's comment.

"In the Land of Oz," remarked Tiktok, turning toward them, "an-y-thing is pos-si-ble. For it is a won-der-ful fair-y coun-try."

"In the Land of Oz," Tiktok said, turning toward them, "anything is possible. It’s a wonderful fairy country."

"There, Billina! what did I say?" cried Dorothy. And then she turned to the machine and asked in an eager tone: "Do you know the Land of Oz, Tiktok?"[Pg 73]

"There, Billina! What did I tell you?" Dorothy exclaimed. Then she turned to the machine and asked eagerly, "Do you know the Land of Oz, Tik-Tok?"[Pg 73]

MISTER TINKER VISITS THE MOON Mr. Tinker Visits the Moon

"No; but I have heard a-bout it," said the copper man. "For it is on-ly sep-a-ra-ted from this Land of Ev by a broad des-ert."

"No; but I've heard about it," said the copper man. "It's only separated from this Land of Ev by a wide desert."

Dorothy clapped her hands together delightedly.

Dorothy clapped her hands together joyfully.

"I'm glad of that!" she exclaimed. "It makes me quite happy to be so near my old friends. The scarecrow I told you of, Billina, is the King of the Land of Oz."

"I'm really glad to hear that!" she exclaimed. "It makes me so happy to be close to my old friends. The scarecrow I mentioned, Billina, is the King of the Land of Oz."

"Par-don me. He is not the king now," said Tiktok.

"Excuse me. He’s not the king anymore," said Tiktok.

"He was when I left there," declared Dorothy.

"He was there when I left," Dorothy said.

"I know," said Tiktok, "but there was a rev-o-lu-tion in the Land of Oz, and the Scare-crow was de-posed by a sol-dier wo-man named Gen-er-al Jin-jur. And then Jin-jur was de-posed by a lit-tle girl named Oz-ma, who was the right-ful heir to the throne and now rules the land un-der the ti-tle of Oz-ma of Oz."

"I know," said Tiktok, "but there was a revolution in the Land of Oz, and the Scarecrow was overthrown by a soldier woman named General Jinjur. Then Jin-jur was removed by a little girl named Ozma, who is the rightful heir to the throne and now rules the land as Ozma of Oz."

"That is news to me," said Dorothy, thoughtfully. "But I s'pose lots of things have happened since I left the Land of Oz. I wonder what has become of the Scarecrow, and of the Tin Woodman, and the Cowardly Lion. And I wonder who this girl Ozma is, for I never heard of her before."

"That's news to me," Dorothy said, thinking it over. "But I guess a lot has happened since I left the Land of Oz. I wonder what’s become of the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, and the Cowardly Lion. And I’m curious about this girl Ozma, since I’ve never heard of her before."

But Tiktok did not reply to this. He had turned around again to resume his thinking.[Pg 75]

But Tiktok didn’t respond to this. He turned back around to continue his thinking.[Pg 75]

Dorothy packed the rest of the food back into the pail, so as not to be wasteful of good things, and the yellow hen forgot her dignity far enough to pick up all of the scattered crumbs, which she ate rather greedily, although she had so lately pretended to despise the things that Dorothy preferred as food.

Dorothy packed the remaining food back into the pail to avoid wasting good things, and the yellow hen dropped her pride enough to gather all the scattered crumbs, which she ate quite greedily, even though she had just pretended to look down on the foods that Dorothy liked.

By this time Tiktok approached them with his stiff bow.

By this time, Tiktok came up to them with a formal bow.

"Be kind e-nough to fol-low me," he said, "and I will lead you a-way from here to the town of Ev-na, where you will be more com-for-ta-ble, and also I will pro-tect you from the Wheel-ers."

"Please be kind enough to follow me," he said, "and I will take you away from here to the town of Ev-na, where you will be more comfortable, and I will also protect you from the Wheelers."

"All right," answered Dorothy, promptly. "I'm ready!"

"Sure," Dorothy replied immediately. "I'm ready!"


The Heads of Langwidere

They walked slowly down the path between the rocks, Tiktok going first, Dorothy following him, and the yellow hen trotting along last of all.

They walked slowly down the path between the rocks, Tiktok leading the way, Dorothy following behind him, and the yellow hen trotting along at the back.

At the foot of the path the copper man leaned down and tossed aside with ease the rocks that cumbered the way. Then he turned to Dorothy and said:

At the bottom of the path, the copper man bent down and easily picked up the rocks that were blocking the way. Then he turned to Dorothy and said:

"Let me car-ry your din-ner-pail."

"Let me carry your lunch."

She placed it in his right hand at once, and the copper fingers closed firmly over the stout handle.

She handed it to his right hand immediately, and the copper fingers gripped the sturdy handle tightly.

Then the little procession marched out upon the level sands.[Pg 77]

Then the small group walked out onto the flat sand.[Pg 77]

As soon as the three Wheelers who were guarding the mound saw them, they began to shout their wild cries and rolled swiftly toward the little group, as if to capture them or bar their way. But when the foremost had approached near enough, Tiktok swung the tin dinner-pail and struck the Wheeler a sharp blow over its head with the queer weapon. Perhaps it did not hurt very much, but it made a great noise, and the Wheeler uttered a howl and tumbled over upon its side. The next minute it scrambled to its wheels and rolled away as fast as it could go, screeching with fear at the same time.

As soon as the three Wheelers guarding the mound spotted them, they started shouting their wild cries and rolled quickly toward the small group, as if trying to capture them or block their path. But when the closest one got near enough, Tiktok swung the tin dinner pail and struck the Wheeler hard on the head with the strange weapon. It probably didn’t hurt much, but it made a loud noise, and the Wheeler let out a howl and fell over on its side. A moment later, it scrambled to its wheels and rolled away as fast as it could, screeching in fear at the same time.

"I told you they were harm-less," began Tiktok; but before he could say more another Wheeler was upon them. Crack! went the dinner-pail against its head, knocking its straw hat a dozen feet away; and that was enough for this Wheeler, also. It rolled away after the first one, and the third did not wait to be pounded with the pail, but joined its fellows as quickly as its wheels would whirl.

"I told you they were harmless," Tiktok began, but before he could say more, another Wheeler came at them. Crack! The dinner-pail hit its head, sending its straw hat flying a dozen feet away, and that was enough for this Wheeler, too. It rolled off after the first one, and the third didn’t wait to be hit with the pail; it joined its friends as fast as its wheels could spin.

The yellow hen gave a cackle of delight, and flying to a perch upon Tiktok's shoulder, she said:

The yellow hen let out a cheerful cackle and flew up to perch on Tiktok's shoulder, saying:

"Bravely done, my copper friend! and wisely thought of, too. Now we are free from those ugly creatures."

"Well done, my copper friend! That was a smart idea, too. Now we’re free from those nasty creatures."

But just then a large band of Wheelers rolled[Pg 78] from the forest, and relying upon their numbers to conquer, they advanced fiercely upon Tiktok. Dorothy grabbed Billina in her arms and held her tight, and the machine embraced the form of the little girl with his left arm, the better to protect her. Then the Wheelers were upon them.

But just then, a huge group of Wheelers came rolling out of the forest, and relying on their numbers to win, they charged fiercely at Tiktok. Dorothy scooped up Billina in her arms and held her close, while the machine wrapped his left arm around the little girl to better protect her. Then the Wheelers were upon them.

Rattlety, bang! bang! went the dinner-pail in every direction, and it made so much clatter bumping against the heads of the Wheelers that they were much more frightened than hurt and fled in a great panic. All, that is, except their leader. This Wheeler had stumbled against another and fallen flat upon his back, and before he could get his wheels under him to rise again, Tiktok had fastened his copper fingers into the neck of the gorgeous jacket of his foe and held him fast.

Rattlety, bang! bang! went the dinner pail in every direction, making so much noise as it bumped against the heads of the Wheelers that they were more scared than hurt and ran away in a huge panic. All except their leader. This Wheeler had tripped over another and fallen flat on his back, and before he could get his wheels under him to get up again, Tiktok had grabbed his copper fingers into the neck of his opponent's gorgeous jacket and held him tight.

"Tell your peo-ple to go a-way," commanded the machine.

"Tell your people to go away," commanded the machine.

The leader of the Wheelers hesitated to give this order, so Tiktok shook him as a terrier dog does a rat, until the Wheeler's teeth rattled together with a noise like hailstones on a window pane. Then, as soon as the creature could get its breath, it shouted to the others to roll away, which they immediately did.

The leader of the Wheelers hesitated to give this order, so Tiktok shook him like a terrier shakes a rat, until the Wheeler's teeth rattled together with a sound like hail on a window. Then, as soon as the creature could catch its breath, it shouted to the others to roll away, which they did right away.

"Now," said Tiktok, "you shall come with us and tell me what I want to know."[Pg 79]

"Now," said Tiktok, "you’re coming with us, and you’re going to tell me what I want to know."[Pg 79]

"You'll be sorry for treating me in this way," whined the Wheeler. "I'm a terribly fierce person."

"You'll regret treating me like this," complained the Wheeler. "I'm really tough."

"As for that," answered Tiktok, "I am only a ma-chine, and can-not feel sor-row or joy, no mat-ter what hap-pens. But you are wrong to think your-self ter-ri-ble or fierce."

"As for that," answered Tiktok, "I'm just a machine and can't feel sorrow or joy, no matter what happens. But you're wrong to think of yourself as terrible or fierce."

"Why so?" asked the Wheeler.

"Why's that?" asked the Wheeler.

"Be-cause no one else thinks as you do. Your wheels make you help-less to in-jure an-y one. For you have no fists and can not scratch or e-ven pull[Pg 80] hair. Nor have you an-y feet to kick with. All you can do is to yell and shout, and that does not hurt an-y one at all."

"Because no one else thinks like you. Your wheels make you helpless to hurt anyone. You have no fists and can't scratch or even pull[Pg 80] hair. You also don't have any feet to kick with. All you can do is yell and shout, and that doesn't hurt anyone at all."

The Wheeler burst into a flood of tears, to Dorothy's great surprise.

The Wheeler suddenly started crying a lot, which surprised Dorothy greatly.

"Now I and my people are ruined forever!" he sobbed; "for you have discovered our secret. Being so helpless, our only hope is to make people afraid of us, by pretending we are very fierce and terrible, and writing in the sand warnings to Beware the Wheelers. Until now we have frightened everyone, but since you have discovered our weakness our enemies will fall upon us and make us very miserable and unhappy."

"Now my people and I are ruined for good!" he cried. "You’ve found out our secret. Feeling so powerless, our only chance is to make others fear us by pretending to be fierce and terrifying, and writing warnings in the sand to Beware the Wheelers. Until now, we’ve scared everyone off, but now that you’ve uncovered our weakness, our enemies will come after us and make our lives really miserable and unhappy."

"Oh, no," exclaimed Dorothy, who was sorry to see this beautifully dressed Wheeler so miserable; "Tiktok will keep your secret, and so will Billina and I. Only, you must promise not to try to frighten children any more, if they come near to you."

"Oh, no," Dorothy said, feeling bad for the beautifully dressed Wheeler who looked so unhappy. "Tiktok will keep your secret, and so will Billina and I. Just promise you won't try to scare kids anymore if they come close to you."

"I won't—indeed I won't!" promised the Wheeler, ceasing to cry and becoming more cheerful. "I'm not really bad, you know; but we have to pretend to be terrible in order to prevent others from attacking us."

"I won't—I really won't!" promised the Wheeler, stopping her crying and becoming more cheerful. "I'm not really that bad, you know; but we have to act terrible to keep others from coming after us."

ON THE WAY TO THE ROYAL PALACE OF EV ON THE WAY TO THE ROYAL PALACE OF EV

"That is not ex-act-ly true," said Tiktok, starting to walk toward the path through the forest, and[Pg 82][Pg 81] still holding fast to his prisoner, who rolled slowly along beside him. "You and your peo-ple are full of mis-chief, and like to both-er those who fear you. And you are of-ten im-pu-dent and dis-a-gree-a-ble, too. But if you will try to cure those faults I will not tell any-one how help-less you are."

"That's not exactly true," said Tiktok, starting to walk toward the path through the forest, and[Pg 82][Pg 81] still holding on to his prisoner, who rolled slowly along beside him. "You and your people are full of mischief, and you like to bother those who are afraid of you. Plus, you're often rude and unpleasant, too. But if you try to work on those issues, I won’t tell anyone how helpless you are."

"I'll try, of course," replied the Wheeler, eagerly. "And thank you, Mr. Tiktok, for your kindness."

"I'll definitely give it a shot," replied the Wheeler, excitedly. "And thanks, Mr. Tiktok, for your kindness."

"I am on-ly a ma-chine," said Tiktok. "I can not be kind an-y more than I can be sor-ry or glad. I can on-ly do what I am wound up to do."

"I’m just a machine," said TikTok. "I can't be kind any more than I can be sorry or glad. I can only do what I've been programmed to do."

"Are you wound up to keep my secret?" asked the Wheeler, anxiously.

"Are you ready to keep my secret?" asked the Wheeler, nervously.

"Yes; if you be-have your-self. But tell me: who rules the Land of Ev now?" asked the machine.

"Yes; if you behave yourself. But tell me: who rules the Land of Ev now?" asked the machine.

"There is no ruler," was the answer, "because every member of the royal family is imprisoned by the Nome King. But the Princess Langwidere, who is a niece of our late King Evoldo, lives in a part of the royal palace and takes as much money out of the royal treasury as she can spend. The Princess Langwidere is not exactly a ruler, you see, because she doesn't rule; but she is the nearest approach to a ruler we have at present."

"There’s no ruler," was the reply, "because every member of the royal family is trapped by the Nome King. However, Princess Langwidere, who is the niece of our late King Evoldo, resides in a section of the royal palace and takes as much money from the royal treasury as she wants to spend. Princess Langwidere isn't exactly a ruler, you see, because she doesn't actually rule; but she’s the closest thing to a ruler we have right now."

"I do not re-mem-ber her," said Tiktok. "What does she look like?"[Pg 83]

"I don't remember her," said Tiktok. "What does she look like?"[Pg 83]

"That I cannot say," replied the Wheeler, "although I have seen her twenty times. For the Princess Langwidere is a different person every time I see her, and the only way her subjects can recognize her at all is by means of a beautiful ruby key which she always wears on a chain attached to her left wrist. When we see the key we know we are beholding the Princess."

"That I can't say," replied the Wheeler, "even though I've seen her twenty times. The Princess Langwidere looks completely different every time I see her, and the only way her subjects can recognize her is by the beautiful ruby key she always wears on a chain around her left wrist. When we see the key, we know we're looking at the Princess."

"That is strange," said Dorothy, in astonishment. "Do you mean to say that so many different princesses are one and the same person?"

"That's weird," Dorothy said, amazed. "Are you really saying that so many different princesses are actually the same person?"

"Not exactly," answered the Wheeler. "There is, of course, but one princess; but she appears to us in many forms, which are all more or less beautiful."

"Not quite," replied the Wheeler. "There’s really only one princess; she just shows up in different forms, all of which are more or less beautiful."

"She must be a witch," exclaimed the girl.

"She has to be a witch," the girl exclaimed.

"I do not think so," declared the Wheeler. "But there is some mystery connected with her, nevertheless. She is a very vain creature, and lives mostly in a room surrounded by mirrors, so that she can admire herself whichever way she looks."

"I don't think so," said the Wheeler. "But there is definitely some mystery around her. She's very vain and spends most of her time in a room full of mirrors so she can admire herself from every angle."

No one answered this speech, because they had just passed out of the forest and their attention was fixed upon the scene before them—a beautiful vale in which were many fruit trees and green fields, with pretty farm-houses scattered here and there and broad, smooth roads that led in every direction.[Pg 84]

No one responded to this speech because they had just come out of the forest, and their attention was focused on the view ahead—a beautiful valley filled with fruit trees and green fields, with charming farmhouses dotted around and wide, smooth roads leading in every direction.[Pg 84]

In the center of this lovely vale, about a mile from where our friends were standing, rose the tall spires of the royal palace, which glittered brightly against their background of blue sky. The palace was surrounded by charming grounds, full of flowers and shrubbery. Several tinkling fountains could be seen, and there were pleasant walks bordered by rows of white marble statuary.

In the middle of this beautiful valley, about a mile from where our friends were standing, stood the tall spires of the royal palace, shining brightly against the blue sky. The palace was surrounded by lovely grounds filled with flowers and shrubs. You could see several tinkling fountains, and there were nice pathways lined with rows of white marble statues.

All these details Dorothy was, of course, unable to notice or admire until they had advanced along the road to a position quite near to the palace, and she was still looking at the pretty sights when her little party entered the grounds and approached the big front door of the king's own apartments. To their disappointment they found the door tightly closed. A sign was tacked to the panel which read as follows:

All these details Dorothy couldn't really notice or appreciate until they had walked along the road to a spot close to the palace. She was still admiring the lovely sights when her small group entered the grounds and headed toward the large front door of the king's private quarters. To their disappointment, they discovered the door was firmly shut. A sign was posted on the panel that said:

OWNER ABSENT.

OWNER NOT PRESENT.

Please Knock at the Third Door in the Left Wing.

Please knock on the third door in the left wing.

"Now," said Tiktok to the captive Wheeler, "you must show us the way to the Left Wing."[Pg 85]

"Now," said Tiktok to the captured Wheeler, "you need to lead us to the Left Wing."[Pg 85]

A SIGN WAS TACKED TO THE PANEL A sign was attached to the panel.

"Very well," agreed the prisoner, "it is around here at the right."

"Sure," the prisoner agreed, "it's over here on the right."

"How can the left wing be at the right?" demanded Dorothy, who feared the Wheeler was fooling them.

"How can the left wing be on the right?" asked Dorothy, who worried that Wheeler was messing with them.

"Because there used to be three wings, and two were torn down, so the one on the right is the only one left. It is a trick of the Princess Langwidere to prevent visitors from annoying her."

"Because there used to be three wings, and two were torn down, the one on the right is the only one left. It’s a trick by Princess Langwidere to keep visitors from bothering her."

Then the captive led them around to the wing, after which the machine man, having no further use for the Wheeler, permitted him to depart and rejoin his fellows. He immediately rolled away at a great pace and was soon lost to sight.

Then the captive took them to the wing, after which the machine man, having no further use for the Wheeler, let him leave and go back to his group. He quickly rolled away at a fast speed and soon disappeared from view.

Tiktok now counted the doors in the wing and knocked loudly upon the third one.

Tiktok now counted the doors in the hallway and knocked loudly on the third one.

It was opened by a little maid in a cap trimmed with gay ribbons, who bowed respectfully and asked:

It was opened by a little maid in a cap decorated with colorful ribbons, who bowed respectfully and asked:

"What do you wish, good people?"

"What do you want, good people?"

"Are you the Princess Langwidere?" asked Dorothy.

"Are you Princess Langwidere?" Dorothy asked.

"No, miss; I am her servant," replied the maid.

"No, miss; I’m her servant," the maid replied.

"May I see the Princess, please?"

"Can I see the Princess, please?"

"I will tell her you are here, miss, and ask her to grant you an audience," said the maid. "Step in, please, and take a seat in the drawing-room."[Pg 87]

"I'll let her know you're here, miss, and ask her to see you," said the maid. "Come in, please, and have a seat in the living room."[Pg 87]

So Dorothy walked in, followed closely by the machine. But as the yellow hen tried to enter after them, the little maid cried "Shoo!" and flapped her apron in Billina's face.

So Dorothy walked in, closely followed by the machine. But when the yellow hen tried to come in after them, the little maid shouted "Shoo!" and waved her apron in Billina's face.

"Shoo, yourself!" retorted the hen, drawing back in anger and ruffling up her feathers. "Haven't you any better manners than that?"

"Shoo yourself!" snapped the hen, pulling back in anger and fluffing her feathers. "Don't you have any better manners than that?"

"Oh, do you talk?" enquired the maid, evidently surprised.

"Oh, you can talk?" the maid asked, clearly surprised.

"Can't you hear me?" snapped Billina. "Drop[Pg 88] that apron, and get out of the doorway, so that I may enter with my friends!"

"Can’t you hear me?" snapped Billina. "Drop[Pg 88] that apron and get out of the way, so I can enter with my friends!"

"The Princess won't like it," said the maid, hesitating.

"The Princess isn't going to like this," said the maid, pausing.

"I don't care whether she likes it or not," replied Billina, and fluttering her wings with a loud noise she flew straight at the maid's face. The little servant at once ducked her head, and the hen reached Dorothy's side, in safety.

"I don't care if she likes it or not," replied Billina, and flapping her wings with a loud sound, she flew right at the maid's face. The little servant immediately ducked her head, and the hen reached Dorothy's side safely.

"Very well," sighed the maid; "if you are all ruined because of this obstinate hen, don't blame me for it. It isn't safe to annoy the Princess Langwidere."

"Fine," sighed the maid; "if you’re all in trouble because of this stubborn hen, don’t blame me for it. It’s not safe to irritate Princess Langwidere."

"Tell her we are waiting, if you please," Dorothy requested, with dignity. "Billina is my friend, and must go wherever I go."

"Please let her know we're waiting," Dorothy said with dignity. "Billina is my friend and she has to go wherever I go."

Without more words the maid led them to a richly furnished drawing-room, lighted with subdued rainbow tints that came in through beautiful stained-glass windows.

Without saying anything more, the maid guided them to an elegantly decorated living room, illuminated by soft rainbow hues filtering through stunning stained-glass windows.

"Remain here," she said. "What names shall I give the Princess?"

"Stay here," she said. "What names should I give the Princess?"

"I am Dorothy Gale, of Kansas," replied the child; "and this gentleman is a machine named Tiktok, and the yellow hen is my friend Billina."

"I’m Dorothy Gale from Kansas," the child replied, "and this gentleman is a machine named Tiktok, and the yellow hen is my friend Billina."

"THE PRINCESS WONT LIKE IT," SAID THE MAID "THE PRINCESS WON'T LIKE IT," THE MAID SAID.

The little servant bowed and withdrew, going[Pg 90][Pg 89] through several passages and mounting two marble stairways before she came to the apartments occupied by her mistress.

The young servant bowed and left, going[Pg 90][Pg 89] through several hallways and climbing two marble staircases before she reached her mistress's rooms.

Princess Langwidere's sitting-room was panelled with great mirrors, which reached from the ceiling to the floor; also the ceiling was composed of mirrors, and the floor was of polished silver that reflected every object upon it. So when Langwidere sat in her easy chair and played soft melodies upon her mandolin, her form was mirrored hundreds of times, in walls and ceiling and floor, and whichever way the lady turned her head she could see and admire her own features. This she loved to do, and just as the maid entered she was saying to herself:

Princess Langwidere's sitting room had walls covered in large mirrors that went from the ceiling to the floor. The ceiling was also made of mirrors, and the floor was polished silver that reflected everything on it. So when Langwidere sat in her comfy chair and played soft tunes on her mandolin, her image was reflected hundreds of times in the walls, ceiling, and floor. No matter which way she turned her head, she could see and admire her own face. She loved doing this, and just as the maid walked in, she was saying to herself:

"This head with the auburn hair and hazel eyes is quite attractive. I must wear it more often than I have done of late, although it may not be the best of my collection."

"This head with auburn hair and hazel eyes is really attractive. I should wear it more often than I have lately, even though it might not be the best in my collection."

"You have company, Your Highness," announced the maid, bowing low.

"You have visitors, Your Highness," the maid said, bowing slightly.

"Who is it?" asked Langwidere, yawning.

"Who is it?" Langwidere asked, yawning.

"Dorothy Gale of Kansas, Mr. Tiktok and Billina," answered the maid.

"Dorothy Gale from Kansas, Mr. Tiktok, and Billina," replied the maid.

"What a queer lot of names!" murmured the Princess, beginning to be a little interested. "What are they like? Is Dorothy Gale of Kansas pretty?"[Pg 91]

"What a strange bunch of names!" the Princess murmured, starting to feel a bit intrigued. "What are they like? Is Dorothy Gale from Kansas pretty?"[Pg 91]

"She might be called so," the maid replied.

"Yeah, she could be called that," the maid replied.

"And is Mr. Tiktok attractive?" continued the Princess.

"And is Mr. Tiktok good-looking?" the Princess asked.

"That I cannot say, Your Highness. But he seems very bright. Will Your Gracious Highness see them?"

"That I can't say, Your Highness. But he seems very sharp. Will Your Gracious Highness see them?"

"Oh, I may as well, Nanda. But I am tired admiring this head, and if my visitor has any claim to beauty I must take care that she does not surpass me. So I will go to my cabinet and change to No. 17, which I think is my best appearance. Don't you?"

"Oh, I might as well, Nanda. But I'm getting tired of admiring this look, and if my guest has any right to beauty, I need to make sure she doesn’t outshine me. So I'm going to my cabinet to switch to No. 17, which I think is my best look. Don't you?"

"Your No. 17 is exceedingly beautiful," answered Nanda, with another bow.

"Your No. 17 is incredibly beautiful," Nanda replied, giving another bow.

Again the Princess yawned. Then she said:

Again the Princess yawned. Then she said:

"Help me to rise."

"Help me get up."

So the maid assisted her to gain her feet, although Langwidere was the stronger of the two; and then the Princess slowly walked across the silver floor to her cabinet, leaning heavily at every step upon Nanda's arm.

So the maid helped her to her feet, even though Langwidere was the stronger of the two; and then the Princess slowly walked across the silver floor to her cabinet, leaning heavily on Nanda's arm with every step.

Now I must explain to you that the Princess Langwidere had thirty heads—as many as there are days in the month. But of course she could only wear one of them at a time, because she had but one neck. These heads were kept in what she called her "cabinet," which was a beautiful dressing-room[Pg 92] that lay just between Langwidere's sleeping-chamber and the mirrored sitting-room. Each head was in a separate cupboard lined with velvet. The cupboards ran all around the sides of the dressing-room, and had elaborately carved doors with gold numbers on the outside and jewelled-framed mirrors on the inside of them.

Now I have to tell you that Princess Langwidere had thirty heads—one for each day of the month. But of course, she could only wear one at a time since she only had one neck. These heads were stored in what she called her "cabinet," which was a beautiful dressing room[Pg 92] located between Langwidere's bedroom and the mirrored sitting room. Each head was in its own cupboard lined with velvet. The cupboards surrounded the entire dressing room and had intricately carved doors with gold numbers on the outside and jeweled-framed mirrors on the inside.

When the Princess got out of her crystal bed in the morning she went to her cabinet, opened one of the velvet-lined cupboards, and took the head it contained from its golden shelf. Then, by the aid of the mirror inside the open door, she put on the head—as neat and straight as could be—and afterward called her maids to robe her for the day. She always wore a simple white costume, that suited all the heads. For, being able to change her face whenever she liked, the Princess had no interest in wearing a variety of gowns, as have other ladies who are compelled to wear the same face constantly.

When the Princess got out of her crystal bed in the morning, she went to her cabinet, opened one of the velvet-lined cupboards, and took the head it held from its golden shelf. Then, with the help of the mirror inside the open door, she put on the head—neat and straight as can be—and afterward called her maids to dress her for the day. She always wore a simple white outfit that went well with all the heads. Since she could change her face whenever she wanted, the Princess had no interest in wearing a variety of dresses like other women who had to wear the same face all the time.

BY THE AID OF THE MIRROR SHE PUT ON THE HEAD WITH THE HELP OF THE MIRROR SHE WORE ON HER HEAD

Of course the thirty heads were in great variety, no two formed alike but all being of exceeding loveliness. There were heads with golden hair, brown hair, rich auburn hair and black hair; but none with gray hair. The heads had eyes of blue, of gray, of hazel, of brown and of black; but there were no red eyes among them, and all were bright[Pg 94][Pg 93] and handsome. The noses were Grecian, Roman, retroussé and Oriental, representing all types of beauty; and the mouths were of assorted sizes and shapes, displaying pearly teeth when the heads smiled. As for dimples, they appeared in cheeks and chins, wherever they might be most charming, and one or two heads had freckles upon the faces to contrast the better with the brilliancy of their complexions.

Of course, the thirty heads were very diverse; no two were alike, but all were incredibly beautiful. There were heads with golden hair, brown hair, rich auburn hair, and black hair, but none had gray hair. The heads had eyes in shades of blue, gray, hazel, brown, and black; but there were no red eyes among them, and all were bright[Pg 94][Pg 93] and attractive. The noses were Grecian, Roman, upturned, and Oriental, showcasing all kinds of beauty; and the mouths came in various sizes and shapes, revealing pearly teeth when the heads smiled. Dimples appeared in cheeks and chins, wherever they looked most charming, and one or two heads had freckles on their faces, contrasting beautifully with the brilliance of their complexions.

One key unlocked all the velvet cupboards containing these treasures—a curious key carved from a single blood-red ruby—and this was fastened to a strong but slender chain which the Princess wore around her left wrist.

One key opened all the velvet cabinets holding these treasures—a unique key carved from a single blood-red ruby—and it was attached to a sturdy yet thin chain that the Princess wore around her left wrist.

When Nanda had supported Langwidere to a position in front of cupboard No. 17, the Princess unlocked the door with her ruby key and after handing head No. 9, which she had been wearing, to the maid, she took No. 17 from its shelf and fitted it to her neck. It had black hair and dark eyes and a lovely pearl-and-white complexion, and when Langwidere wore it she knew she was remarkably beautiful in appearance.

When Nanda helped Langwidere to stand in front of cupboard No. 17, the Princess unlocked the door with her ruby key. After giving head No. 9, which she had been wearing, to the maid, she took No. 17 from its shelf and put it on her neck. It had black hair, dark eyes, and a beautiful pearl-and-white complexion, and when Langwidere wore it, she knew she looked incredibly beautiful.

There was only one trouble with No. 17; the temper that went with it (and which was hidden somewhere under the glossy black hair) was fiery, harsh and haughty in the extreme, and it often led[Pg 95] the Princess to do unpleasant things which she regretted when she came to wear her other heads.

There was only one problem with No. 17; the temper that came with it (and which was hidden somewhere under the shiny black hair) was fiery, harsh, and extremely haughty, and it often led[Pg 95] the Princess to do unpleasant things that she regretted when she had to wear her other heads.

But she did not remember this today, and went to meet her guests in the drawing-room with a feeling of certainty that she would surprise them with her beauty.

But she didn’t think about this today and went to meet her guests in the living room, feeling confident that she would impress them with her beauty.

However, she was greatly disappointed to find that her visitors were merely a small girl in a gingham dress, a copper man that would only go when wound up, and a yellow hen that was sitting contentedly in Langwidere's best work-basket, where there was a china egg used for darning stockings.[A]

However, she was very disappointed to discover that her visitors were just a little girl in a checkered dress, a wind-up copper man, and a yellow hen that was happily sitting in Langwidere's favorite work-basket, where there was a ceramic egg used for darning socks.[A]

[A] It may surprise you to learn that a princess ever does such a common thing as darn stockings. But, if you will stop to think, you will realize that a princess is sure to wear holes in her stockings, the same as other people; only it isn't considered quite polite to mention the matter.

[A] You might be surprised to find out that a princess does something as ordinary as mending stockings. But if you think about it, you’ll understand that a princess is bound to get holes in her stockings, just like everyone else; it’s just not considered very polite to bring it up.

"Oh!" said Langwidere, slightly lifting the nose of No. 17. "I thought some one of importance had called."

"Oh!" said Langwidere, slightly lifting the nose of No. 17. "I thought someone important had called."

"Then you were right," declared Dorothy. "I'm a good deal of 'portance myself, and when Billina lays an egg she has the proudest cackle you ever heard. As for Tiktok, he's the——"

"Then you were right," said Dorothy. "I'm pretty important myself, and when Billina lays an egg, she has the proudest cackle you’ve ever heard. As for Tiktok, he's the——"

"Stop—Stop!" commanded the Princess, with an angry flash of her splendid eyes. "How dare you annoy me with your senseless chatter?"[Pg 96]

"Stop—Stop!" shouted the Princess, her beautiful eyes flashing with anger. "How dare you bother me with your meaningless talk?"[Pg 96]

"Why, you horrid thing!" said Dorothy, who was not accustomed to being treated so rudely.

"Why, you awful thing!" said Dorothy, who wasn't used to being treated so rudely.

The Princess looked at her more closely.

The Princess examined her more carefully.

"Tell me," she resumed, "are you of royal blood?"

"Tell me," she continued, "are you of royal blood?"

"Better than that, ma'am," said Dorothy. "I came from Kansas."

"Even better than that, ma'am," said Dorothy. "I’m from Kansas."

"Huh!" cried the Princess, scornfully. "You are a foolish child, and I cannot allow you to annoy me. Run away, you little goose, and bother some one else."

"Huh!" the Princess exclaimed scornfully. "You’re a silly child, and I can't let you annoy me. Go away, you little goose, and bother someone else."

Dorothy was so indignant that for a moment she could find no words to reply. But she rose from her chair, and was about to leave the room when the Princess, who had been scanning the girl's face, stopped her by saying, more gently:

Dorothy was so angry that for a moment she couldn't find the words to respond. But she got up from her chair and was about to leave the room when the Princess, who had been examining the girl's face, stopped her by saying, more softly:

"Come nearer to me."

"Come closer to me."

Dorothy obeyed, without a thought of fear, and stood before the Princess while Langwidere examined her face with careful attention.

Dorothy complied without a second thought and stood in front of the Princess as Langwidere scrutinized her face closely.

"You are rather attractive," said the lady, presently. "Not at all beautiful, you understand, but you have a certain style of prettiness that is different from that of any of my thirty heads. So I believe I'll take your head and give you No. 26 for it."

"You’re quite attractive," the lady said after a moment. "Not beautiful, mind you, but you have a unique kind of pretty that’s different from any of my thirty heads. So I think I’ll take your head and give you No. 26 for it."

"Well, I b'lieve you won't!" exclaimed Dorothy.

"Well, I believe you won't!" exclaimed Dorothy.

"WELL I B'LIEVE YOU WONT!" EXCLAIMED DOROTHY "WELL, I BELIEVE YOU WON'T!" exclaimed Dorothy.

"It will do you no good to refuse," continued the[Pg 98][Pg 97] Princess; "for I need your head for my collection, and in the Land of Ev my will is law. I never have cared much for No. 26, and you will find that it is very little worn. Besides, it will do you just as well as the one you're wearing, for all practical purposes."

"It won't help you to refuse," the[Pg 98][Pg 97] Princess continued; "because I need your head for my collection, and in the Land of Ev, my word is law. I've never cared much for No. 26, and you'll see that it's barely used. Besides, it'll be just as good as the one you're wearing, for all practical purposes."

"I don't know anything about your No. 26, and I don't want to," said Dorothy, firmly. "I'm not used to taking cast-off things, so I'll just keep my own head."

"I don't know anything about your No. 26, and I don't want to," Dorothy said firmly. "I'm not used to taking discarded things, so I'll just stick with my own head."

"You refuse?" cried the Princess, with a frown.

"You refuse?" the Princess exclaimed, frowning.

"Of course I do," was the reply.

"Of course I do," was the response.

"Then," said Langwidere, "I shall lock you up in a tower until you decide to obey me. Nanda," turning to her maid, "call my army."

"Then," said Langwidere, "I'll lock you up in a tower until you agree to obey me. Nanda," she said to her maid, "call my army."

Nanda rang a silver bell, and at once a big fat colonel in a bright red uniform entered the room, followed by ten lean soldiers, who all looked sad and discouraged and saluted the princess in a very melancholy fashion.

Nanda rang a silver bell, and immediately a plump colonel in a bright red uniform walked into the room, followed by ten skinny soldiers, all looking sad and discouraged, who saluted the princess in a very downcast way.

"Carry that girl to the North Tower and lock her up!" cried the Princess, pointing to Dorothy.

"Take that girl to the North Tower and lock her up!" shouted the Princess, pointing at Dorothy.

"To hear is to obey," answered the big red colonel, and caught the child by her arm. But at that moment Tiktok raised his dinner-pail and pounded it so forcibly against the colonel's head that the big officer sat down upon the floor with a sudden bump,[Pg 99] looking both dazed and very much astonished.

"To hear is to obey," replied the big red colonel, grabbing the child by her arm. But at that moment, Tiktok lifted his dinner pail and slammed it hard against the colonel's head, causing the big officer to drop down onto the floor with a loud thud, looking both dazed and very surprised.[Pg 99]

"Help!" he shouted, and the ten lean soldiers sprang to assist their leader.

"Help!" he shouted, and the ten fit soldiers rushed to help their leader.

There was great excitement for the next few moments, and Tiktok had knocked down seven of the army, who were sprawling in every direction upon the carpet, when suddenly the machine paused, with the dinner-pail raised for another blow, and remained perfectly motionless.

There was a lot of excitement for the next few moments, and Tiktok had taken down seven of the army, who were spread out in every direction on the carpet, when suddenly the machine stopped, with the dinner-pail lifted for another strike, and stayed completely still.

"My ac-tion has run down," he called to Dorothy. "Wind me up, quick."

"My battery is dead," he called to Dorothy. "Wind me up, fast."

She tried to obey, but the big colonel had by this time managed to get upon his feet again, so he grabbed fast hold of the girl and she was helpless to escape.

She tried to comply, but by this point, the big colonel had managed to get back on his feet, so he grabbed the girl firmly and she was unable to escape.

"This is too bad," said the machine. "I ought to have run six hours lon-ger, at least, but I sup-pose my long walk and my fight with the Wheel-ers made me run down fast-er than us-u-al."

"This is too bad," said the machine. "I should have run for at least six more hours, but I guess my long walk and my fight with the Wheelers wore me out faster than usual."

"Well, it can't be helped," said Dorothy, with a sigh.

"Well, there's nothing we can do about it," said Dorothy, with a sigh.

"Will you exchange heads with me?" demanded the Princess.

"Will you swap heads with me?" the Princess asked.

"No, indeed!" cried Dorothy.

"No way!" cried Dorothy.

"Then lock her up," said Langwidere to her soldiers, and they led Dorothy to a high tower at the north of the palace and locked her securely within.[Pg 100] The soldiers afterward tried to lift Tiktok, but they found the machine so solid and heavy that they could not stir it. So they left him standing in the center of the drawing-room.

"Then lock her up," Langwidere told her soldiers, and they took Dorothy to a tall tower at the north side of the palace and locked her in tight.[Pg 100] The soldiers then attempted to lift Tiktok, but they discovered that the machine was so sturdy and heavy that they couldn't move it. So, they left him standing in the middle of the drawing-room.

"People will think I have a new statue," said Langwidere, "so it won't matter in the least, and Nanda can keep him well polished."

"People will think I have a new statue," said Langwidere, "so it won't matter at all, and Nanda can keep him nicely polished."

"What shall we do with the hen?" asked the colonel, who had just discovered Billina in the work-basket.

"What should we do with the hen?" asked the colonel, who had just found Billina in the work basket.

"Put her in the chicken-house," answered the Princess. "Some day I'll have her fried for breakfast."

"Put her in the chicken coop," replied the Princess. "One day I'll have her fried for breakfast."

"She looks rather tough, Your Highness," said Nanda, doubtfully.

"She looks pretty tough, Your Highness," Nanda said, uncertainly.

"That is a base slander!" cried Billina, struggling frantically in the colonel's arms. "But the breed of chickens I come from is said to be poison to all princesses."

"That's a terrible lie!" shouted Billina, thrashing desperately in the colonel's grip. "But they say the kind of chickens I come from is toxic to all princesses."

"Then," remarked Langwidere, "I will not fry the hen, but keep her to lay eggs; and if she doesn't do her duty I'll have her drowned in the horse trough."

"Then," said Langwidere, "I won’t fry the hen, but I’ll keep her to lay eggs; and if she doesn’t do her job, I’ll drown her in the horse trough."


Ozma of Oz to the Rescue

Nanda brought Dorothy bread and water for her supper and she slept upon a hard stone couch with a single pillow and a silken coverlet.

Nanda brought Dorothy bread and water for her dinner, and she slept on a hard stone couch with one pillow and a silk blanket.

In the morning she leaned out of the window of her prison in the tower to see if there was any way to escape. The room was not so very high up, when compared with our modern buildings, but it was far enough above the trees and farm houses to give her a good view of the surrounding country.

In the morning, she leaned out of the window of her tower prison to look for an escape route. The room wasn't that high up compared to our modern buildings, but it was still high enough above the trees and farmhouses to give her a good view of the area around her.

To the east she saw the forest, with the sands beyond it and the ocean beyond that. There was even a dark speck upon the shore that she[Pg 102] thought might be the chicken-coop in which she had arrived at this singular country.

To the east, she saw the forest, with the sand beyond it and the ocean beyond that. There was even a dark spot on the shore that she[Pg 102] thought might be the chicken coop where she had arrived in this unique country.

Then she looked to the north, and saw a deep but narrow valley lying between two rocky mountains, and a third mountain that shut off the valley at the further end.

Then she looked north and saw a deep but narrow valley nestled between two rocky mountains, with a third mountain closing off the valley at the far end.

Westward the fertile Land of Ev suddenly ended a little way from the palace, and the girl could see miles and miles of sandy desert that stretched farther than her eyes could reach. It was this desert, she thought, with much interest, that alone separated her from the wonderful Land of Oz, and she remembered sorrowfully that she had been told no one had ever been able to cross this dangerous waste but herself. Once a cyclone had carried her across it, and a magical pair of silver shoes had carried her back again. But now she had neither a cyclone nor silver shoes to assist her, and her condition was sad indeed. For she had become the prisoner of a disagreeable princess who insisted that she must exchange her head for another one that she was not used to, and which might not fit her at all.

Westward, the fertile Land of Ev suddenly ended just beyond the palace, and the girl could see miles and miles of sandy desert stretching as far as her eyes could see. It was this desert, she thought with great interest, that separated her from the wonderful Land of Oz, and she sadly remembered being told that no one had ever managed to cross this dangerous wasteland except for her. Once, a cyclone had carried her across it, and a magical pair of silver shoes had brought her back again. But now, she had neither a cyclone nor silver shoes to help her, and her situation was indeed grim. For she had become the prisoner of an unpleasant princess who insisted that she must swap her head for a different one that she wasn’t used to, and which might not fit her at all.

Really, there seemed no hope of help for her from her old friends in the Land of Oz. Thoughtfully she gazed from her narrow window. On all the desert not a living thing was stirring.[Pg 103]

Honestly, it looked like there was no chance of getting help from her old friends in the Land of Oz. She stared out of her small window, lost in thought. Nothing was moving across the desert.[Pg 103]

Wait, though! Something surely was stirring on the desert—something her eyes had not observed at first. Now it seemed like a cloud; now it seemed like a spot of silver; now it seemed to be a mass of rainbow colors that moved swiftly toward her.

Wait, though! Something definitely was stirring in the desert—something her eyes hadn’t picked up on at first. Now it looked like a cloud; now it appeared to be a spot of silver; now it seemed like a swirl of rainbow colors that quickly moved toward her.

What could it be, she wondered?

What could it be, she wondered?

Then, gradually, but in a brief space of time nevertheless, the vision drew near enough to Dorothy to make out what it was.

Then, gradually, but still in a short amount of time, the vision came close enough for Dorothy to see what it was.

A broad green carpet was unrolling itself upon the desert, while advancing across the carpet was a wonderful procession that made the girl open her eyes in amazement as she gazed.

A wide green carpet was spreading across the desert, and moving across this carpet was an amazing parade that made the girl widen her eyes in wonder as she watched.

First came a magnificent golden chariot, drawn by a great Lion and an immense Tiger, who stood shoulder to shoulder and trotted along as gracefully as a well-matched team of thoroughbred horses. And standing upright within the chariot was a beautiful girl clothed in flowing robes of silver gauze and wearing a jeweled diadem upon her dainty head. She held in one hand the satin ribbons that guided her astonishing team, and in the other an ivory wand that separated at the top into two prongs, the prongs being tipped by the letters "O" and "Z", made of glistening diamonds set closely together.

First, a stunning golden chariot arrived, pulled by a powerful Lion and a massive Tiger, who stood side by side and moved as smoothly as a perfectly matched pair of thoroughbred horses. Inside the chariot stood a lovely girl dressed in flowing silver gauze, wearing a jeweled crown on her delicate head. She held in one hand the satin ribbons that controlled her extraordinary team, and in the other, an ivory wand that split at the top into two points, each tipped with the letters "O" and "Z," made of sparkling diamonds closely arranged together.

The girl seemed neither older nor larger than[Pg 104] Dorothy herself, and at once the prisoner in the tower guessed, that the lovely driver of the chariot must be that Ozma of Oz of whom she had so lately heard from Tiktok.

The girl appeared to be neither older nor bigger than[Pg 104] Dorothy herself, and immediately the prisoner in the tower realized that the beautiful driver of the chariot must be that Ozma of Oz she had just heard about from Tiktok.

Following close behind the chariot Dorothy saw her old friend the Scarecrow, riding calmly astride a wooden Saw-Horse, which pranced and trotted as naturally as any meat horse could have done.

Following closely behind the chariot, Dorothy noticed her old friend the Scarecrow, riding calmly on a wooden Saw-Horse, which pranced and trotted just as naturally as any real horse could.

And then came Nick Chopper, the Tin Woodman, with his funnel-shaped cap tipped carelessly over his left ear, his gleaming axe over his right shoulder, and his whole body sparkling as brightly as it had ever done in the old days when first she knew him.

And then Nick Chopper, the Tin Woodman, arrived, with his funnel-shaped cap casually tilted over his left ear, his shiny axe resting on his right shoulder, and his entire body shining as brightly as it had back in the old days when she first met him.

The Tin Woodman was on foot, marching at the head of a company of twenty-seven soldiers, of whom some were lean and some fat, some short and some tall; but all the twenty-seven were dressed in handsome uniforms of various designs and colors, no two being alike in any respect.

The Tin Woodman was walking, leading a group of twenty-seven soldiers, some of whom were slim and some were chubby, some short and some tall; but all twenty-seven were wearing attractive uniforms of different styles and colors, with no two looking the same in any way.

Behind the soldiers the green carpet rolled itself up again, so that there was always just enough of it for the procession to walk upon, in order that their feet might not come in contact with the deadly, life-destroying sands of the desert.

Behind the soldiers, the green carpet rolled up again, making sure there was just enough for the procession to walk on, so their feet wouldn't touch the deadly, life-destroying sands of the desert.

THE MAGIC CARPET THE MAGIC CARPET

Dorothy knew at once it was a magic carpet she[Pg 106][Pg 105] beheld, and her heart beat high with hope and joy as she realized she was soon to be rescued and allowed to greet her dearly beloved friends of Oz—the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman and the Cowardly Lion.

Dorothy immediately recognized that it was a magic carpet she[Pg 106][Pg 105] was looking at, and her heart raced with hope and joy as she realized she would soon be rescued and reunited with her beloved friends from Oz—the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, and the Cowardly Lion.

Indeed, the girl felt herself as good as rescued as soon as she recognized those in the procession, for she well knew the courage and loyalty of her old comrades, and also believed that any others who came from their marvelous country would prove to be pleasant and reliable acquaintances.

Indeed, the girl felt completely rescued as soon as she recognized those in the procession, for she knew well the courage and loyalty of her old friends, and also believed that anyone else from their amazing country would turn out to be friendly and trustworthy companions.

As soon as the last bit of desert was passed and all the procession, from the beautiful and dainty Ozma to the last soldier, had reached the grassy meadows of the Land of Ev, the magic carpet rolled itself together and entirely disappeared.

As soon as the last stretch of desert was crossed and everyone in the procession, from the lovely and graceful Ozma to the last soldier, had made it to the grassy meadows of the Land of Ev, the magic carpet rolled itself up and completely vanished.

Then the chariot driver turned her Lion and Tiger into a broad roadway leading up to the palace, and the others followed, while Dorothy still gazed from her tower window in eager excitement.

Then the chariot driver guided her Lion and Tiger onto a wide road that led up to the palace, and the others followed, while Dorothy continued to look out from her tower window in eager excitement.

They came quite close to the front door of the palace and then halted, the Scarecrow dismounting from his Saw-Horse to approach the sign fastened to the door, that he might read what it said.

They got really close to the front door of the palace and then stopped, with the Scarecrow getting off his Saw-Horse to check out the sign attached to the door so he could read what it said.

Dorothy, just above him, could keep silent no longer.[Pg 107]

Dorothy, just above him, couldn't stay silent anymore.[Pg 107]

"Here I am!" she shouted, as loudly as she could. "Here's Dorothy!"

"Here I am!" she yelled at the top of her lungs. "Here's Dorothy!"

"Dorothy who?" asked the Scarecrow, tipping his head to look upward until he nearly lost his balance and tumbled over backward.

"Dorothy who?" asked the Scarecrow, tilting his head up until he almost lost his balance and fell over backwards.

"Dorothy Gale, of course. Your friend from Kansas," she answered.

"Dorothy Gale, of course. Your friend from Kansas," she replied.

"Why, hello, Dorothy!" said the Scarecrow. "What in the world are you doing up there?"[Pg 108]

"Hey there, Dorothy!" said the Scarecrow. "What are you doing up there?"[Pg 108]

"Nothing," she called down, "because there's nothing to do. Save me, my friend—save me!"

"Nothing," she yelled down, "because there's nothing to do. Help me, my friend—help me!"

"You seem to be quite safe now," replied the Scarecrow.

"You look pretty safe now," replied the Scarecrow.

"But I'm a prisoner. I'm locked in, so that I can't get out," she pleaded.

"But I'm a prisoner. I'm trapped in here, so I can't escape," she begged.

"That's all right," said the Scarecrow. "You might be worse off, little Dorothy. Just consider the matter. You can't get drowned, or be run over by a Wheeler, or fall out of an apple-tree. Some folks would think they were lucky to be up there."

"That's okay," said the Scarecrow. "You could be worse off, little Dorothy. Just think about it. You can’t drown, get run over by a Wheeler, or fall out of an apple tree. Some people would say they were lucky to be up there."

"Well, I don't," declared the girl, "and I want to get down immed'i'tly and see you and the Tin Woodman and the Cowardly Lion."

"Well, I don't," the girl said, "and I want to get down right now and see you, the Tin Woodman, and the Cowardly Lion."

"Very well," said the Scarecrow, nodding. "It shall be just as you say, little friend. Who locked you up?"

"Alright," said the Scarecrow, nodding. "It will be exactly as you say, little friend. Who put you in here?"

"The princess Langwidere, who is a horrid creature," she answered.

"The princess Langwidere, who is a terrible person," she replied.

At this Ozma, who had been listening carefully to the conversation, called to Dorothy from her chariot, asking:

At this, Ozma, who had been paying close attention to the conversation, called to Dorothy from her chariot, asking:

"Why did the Princess lock you up, my dear?"

"Why did the Princess lock you up, my dear?"

"Because," exclaimed Dorothy, "I wouldn't let her have my head for her collection, and take an old, cast-off head in exchange for it."[Pg 109]

"Because," exclaimed Dorothy, "I wouldn't let her have my head for her collection, and take an old, cast-off head in exchange for it."[Pg 109]

"SAVE ME, MY FRIEND—SAVE ME!" "SAVE ME, FRIEND—SAVE ME!"

"I do not blame you," exclaimed Ozma, promptly. "I will see the Princess at once, and oblige her to liberate you."

"I don't blame you," Ozma said immediately. "I'll go see the Princess right away and make her set you free."

"Oh, thank you very, very much!" cried Dorothy, who as soon as she heard the sweet voice of the girlish Ruler of Oz knew that she would soon learn to love her dearly.

"Oh, thank you so much!" exclaimed Dorothy, who, as soon as she heard the sweet voice of the young Ruler of Oz, knew that she would quickly come to love her deeply.

Ozma now drove her chariot around to the third door of the wing, upon which the Tin Woodman boldly proceeded to knock.

Ozma now drove her chariot around to the third door of the wing, where the Tin Woodman confidently knocked.

As soon as the maid opened the door Ozma, bearing in her hand her ivory wand, stepped into the hall and made her way at once to the drawing-room, followed by all her company, except the Lion, and the Tiger. And the twenty-seven soldiers made such a noise and a clatter that the little maid Nanda ran away screaming to her mistress, whereupon the Princess Langwidere, roused to great anger by this rude invasion of her palace, came running into the drawing-room without any assistance whatever.

As soon as the maid opened the door, Ozma, holding her ivory wand, stepped into the hall and headed straight for the drawing room, followed by everyone except the Lion and the Tiger. The twenty-seven soldiers made such a noise and commotion that the little maid Nanda ran away screaming to her mistress, which made Princess Langwidere, furious about this rude intrusion into her palace, come running into the drawing room without any help at all.

There she stood before the slight and delicate form of the little girl from Oz and cried out;—

There she stood in front of the small and delicate figure of the little girl from Oz and shouted;—

"How dare you enter my palace unbidden? Leave this room at once, or I will bind you and all your people in chains, and throw you into my darkest dungeons!"[Pg 111]

"How dare you enter my palace without permission? Get out of this room immediately, or I will bind you and all your people in chains and throw you into my darkest dungeons!"[Pg 111]

"What a dangerous lady!" murmured the Scarecrow, in a soft voice.

"What a dangerous woman!" whispered the Scarecrow, in a low voice.

"She seems a little nervous," replied the Tin Woodman.

"She looks a bit nervous," replied the Tin Woodman.

But Ozma only smiled at the angry Princess.

But Ozma just smiled at the angry Princess.

"Sit down, please," she said, quietly. "I have traveled a long way to see you, and you must listen to what I have to say."

"Please, have a seat," she said softly. "I've traveled a long way to see you, and you need to hear what I have to say."

"Must!" screamed the Princess, her black eyes flashing with fury—for she still wore her No. 17 head. "Must, to me!"[Pg 112]

"Must!" yelled the Princess, her dark eyes blazing with anger—because she still had her No. 17 hat on. "Must, to me!"[Pg 112]

"To be sure," said Ozma. "I am Ruler of the Land of Oz, and I am powerful enough to destroy all your kingdom, if I so wish. Yet I did not come here to do harm, but rather to free the royal family of Ev from the thrall of the Noma King, the news having reached me that he is holding the Queen and her children prisoners."

"Of course," said Ozma. "I’m the Ruler of the Land of Oz, and I have the power to destroy your entire kingdom if I wanted to. But I didn’t come here to harm anyone; I’m here to free the royal family of Ev from the control of the Noma King, as I’ve heard he’s holding the Queen and her children captive."

Hearing these words, Langwidere suddenly became quiet.

Hearing these words, Langwidere suddenly went silent.

"I wish you could, indeed, free my aunt and her ten royal children," said she, eagerly. "For if they were restored to their proper forms and station they could rule the Kingdom of Ev themselves, and that would save me a lot of worry and trouble. At present there are at least ten minutes every day that I must devote to affairs of state, and I would like to be able to spend my whole time in admiring my beautiful heads."

"I really wish you could free my aunt and her ten royal kids," she said eagerly. "If they were restored to their proper forms and positions, they could rule the Kingdom of Ev themselves, and that would save me a lot of stress and hassle. Right now, I have to spend at least ten minutes every day on state affairs, and I'd rather spend all my time admiring my beautiful heads."

"Then we will presently discuss this matter," said Ozma, "and try to find a way to liberate your aunt and cousins. But first you must liberate another prisoner—the little girl you have locked up in your tower."

"Then we will talk about this soon," said Ozma, "and try to figure out how to free your aunt and cousins. But first, you need to free another prisoner—the little girl you have locked in your tower."

"WHAT A DANGEROUS LADY!" MURMURED THE SCARECROW "WHAT A DANGEROUS WOMAN!" WHISPERED THE SCARECROW

"Of course," said Langwidere, readily. "I had forgotten all about her. That was yesterday, you know, and a Princess cannot be expected to[Pg 114][Pg 113] remember today what she did yesterday. Come with me, and I will release the prisoner at once."

"Of course," Langwidere said enthusiastically. "I completely forgot about her. That was yesterday, you know, and you can't expect a princess to[Pg 114][Pg 113] remember today what she did yesterday. Come with me, and I'll free the prisoner right away."

So Ozma followed her, and they passed up the stairs that led to the room in the tower.

So Ozma followed her, and they went up the stairs that led to the room in the tower.

While they were gone Ozma's followers remained in the drawing-room, and the Scarecrow was leaning against a form that he had mistaken for a copper statue when a harsh, metallic voice said suddenly in his ear:

While they were away, Ozma's followers stayed in the drawing-room, and the Scarecrow was leaning against something he had confused for a copper statue when a harsh, metallic voice suddenly spoke in his ear:

"Get off my foot, please. You are scratch-ing my pol-ish."

"Get off my foot, please. You're scratching my polish."

"Oh, excuse me!" he replied, hastily drawing back. "Are you alive?"

"Oh, sorry!" he said, quickly stepping back. "Are you okay?"

"No," said Tiktok, "I am on-ly a ma-chine. But I can think and speak and act, when I am pro-per-ly wound up. Just now my ac-tion is run down, and Dor-o-thy has the key to it."

"No," said Tiktok, "I'm just a machine. But I can think, speak, and act when I'm properly wound up. Right now, I'm out of action, and Dorothy has the key to get me going."

"That's all right," replied the Scarecrow. "Dorothy will soon be free, and then she'll attend to your works. But it must be a great misfortune not to be alive. I'm sorry for you."

"That's okay," the Scarecrow replied. "Dorothy will be free soon, and then she'll take care of your things. But it must be really unfortunate not to be alive. I feel bad for you."

"Why?" asked Tiktok.

"Why?" asked TikTok.

"Because you have no brains, as I have," said the Scarecrow.

"Because you don't have any brains like I do," said the Scarecrow.

"Oh, yes, I have," returned Tiktok. "I am fit-ted with Smith & Tin-ker's Improved Com-bi-[Pg 115]na-tion Steel Brains. They are what make me think. What sort of brains are you fit-ted with?"

"Oh, yes, I have," replied Tiktok. "I’m equipped with Smith & Tinker’s Improved Combi-[Pg 115]nation Steel Brains. They are what help me think. What kind of brains are you equipped with?"

"I don't know," admitted the Scarecrow. "They were given to me by the great Wizard of Oz, and I didn't get a chance to examine them before he put them in. But they work splendidly and my conscience is very active. Have you a conscience?"

"I don’t know," the Scarecrow admitted. "The great Wizard of Oz gave them to me, and I didn’t have a chance to check them out before he put them in. But they work great, and my conscience is really active. Do you have a conscience?"

"No," said Tiktok.

"No," said TikTok.

"And no heart, I suppose?" added the Tin Woodman, who had been listening with interest to this conversation.

"And no heart, I guess?" added the Tin Woodman, who had been listening with interest to this conversation.

"No," said Tiktok.

"No," said TikTok.

"Then," continued the Tin Woodman, "I regret to say that you are greatly inferior to my friend the Scarecrow, and to myself. For we are both alive, and he has brains which do not need to be wound up, while I have an excellent heart that is continually beating in my bosom."

"Then," continued the Tin Woodman, "I’m sorry to say that you’re far less impressive than my friend the Scarecrow and me. We’re both alive—he has brains that don’t need to be wound up, and I have a great heart that keeps beating in my chest."

"I con-grat-u-late you," replied Tiktok. "I can-not help be-ing your in-fer-i-or for I am a mere ma-chine. When I am wound up I do my du-ty by go-ing just as my ma-chin-er-y is made to go. You have no i-de-a how full of ma-chin-er-y I am."

"I congratulate you," replied Tiktok. "I can't help being your inferior because I am just a machine. When I'm wound up, I do my job by moving exactly as my machinery is designed to move. You have no idea how full of machinery I am."

"I can guess," said the Scarecrow, looking at the machine man curiously. "Some day I'd like[Pg 116] to take you apart and see just how you are made."

"I can guess," said the Scarecrow, looking at the machine man curiously. "Someday I'd like[Pg 116] to take you apart and see exactly how you are made."

"Do not do that, I beg of you," said Tiktok; "for you could not put me to-geth-er a-gain, and my use-ful-ness would be de-stroyed."

"Please don’t do that, I’m begging you," said Tiktok; "because you wouldn’t be able to put me back together again, and I’d be useless."

"Oh! are you useful?" asked the Scarecrow, surprised.

"Oh! Are you helpful?" asked the Scarecrow, surprised.

"Ve-ry," said Tiktok.

"Very," said TikTok.

"In that case," the Scarecrow kindly promised, "I won't fool with your interior at all. For I am a poor mechanic, and might mix you up."

"In that case," the Scarecrow kindly promised, "I won't mess with your insides at all. I'm just a lousy mechanic and could screw things up."

"Thank you," said Tiktok.

"Thanks," said TikTok.

Just then Ozma re-entered the room, leading Dorothy by the hand and followed closely by the Princess Langwidere.

Just then, Ozma came back into the room, holding Dorothy's hand and closely followed by Princess Langwidere.


The Hungry Tiger

The first thing Dorothy did was to rush into the embrace of the Scarecrow, whose painted face beamed with delight as he pressed her form to his straw-padded bosom. Then the Tin Woodman embraced her—very gently, for he knew his tin arms might hurt her if he squeezed too roughly.

The first thing Dorothy did was rush into the arms of the Scarecrow, whose painted face lit up with joy as he pulled her close to his straw-filled chest. Then the Tin Woodman hugged her—very gently, because he knew his metal arms could hurt her if he squeezed too hard.

These greetings having been exchanged, Dorothy took the key to Tiktok from her pocket and wound up the machine man's action, so that he could bow properly when introduced to the rest of the company.[Pg 118] While doing this she told them now useful Tiktok had been to her, and both the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman shook hands with the machine once more and thanked him for protecting their friend.

These greetings having been exchanged, Dorothy took the key to Tik-Tok from her pocket and wound up the machine man's action, so he could bow properly when introduced to the rest of the group.[Pg 118] While doing this, she told them how helpful Tik-Tok had been to her, and both the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman shook hands with the machine again and thanked him for looking out for their friend.

Then Dorothy asked: "Where is Billina?"

Then Dorothy asked, "Where's Billina?"

"I don't know," said the Scarecrow. "Who is Billina?"

"I don't know," said the Scarecrow. "Who is Billina?"

"She's a yellow hen who is another friend of mine," answered the girl, anxiously. "I wonder what has become of her?"

"She's a yellow hen who is another friend of mine," the girl replied, nervously. "I wonder what happened to her?"

"She is in the chicken house, in the back yard," said the Princess. "My drawing-room is no place for hens."

"She’s in the chicken coop in the backyard," said the Princess. "My living room is no place for chickens."

Without waiting to hear more Dorothy ran to get Billina, and just outside the door she came upon the Cowardly Lion, still hitched to the chariot beside the great Tiger. The Cowardly Lion had a big bow of blue ribbon fastened to the long hair between his ears, and the Tiger wore a bow of red ribbon on his tail, just in front of the bushy end.

Without waiting to hear more, Dorothy ran to get Billina, and just outside the door, she found the Cowardly Lion still hitched to the chariot next to the great Tiger. The Cowardly Lion had a big bow of blue ribbon tied in the long hair between his ears, and the Tiger had a red ribbon tied on his tail, just in front of the bushy end.

In an instant Dorothy was hugging the huge Lion joyfully.

In a moment, Dorothy was happily hugging the big Lion.

"I'm so glad to see you again!" she cried.

"I'm so happy to see you again!" she exclaimed.

"I am also glad to see you, Dorothy," said the Lion. "We've had some fine adventures together, haven't we?"[Pg 119]

"I'm also really happy to see you, Dorothy," said the Lion. "We've had some great adventures together, haven't we?"[Pg 119]

"Yes, indeed," she replied. "How are you?"

"Yeah, for sure," she replied. "How's it going?"

"As cowardly as ever," the beast answered in a meek voice. "Every little thing scares me and makes my heart beat fast. But let me introduce to you a new friend of mine, the Hungry Tiger."

"As cowardly as ever," the beast replied in a timid voice. "Everything frightens me and makes my heart race. But let me introduce you to a new friend of mine, the Hungry Tiger."

"Oh! Are you hungry?" she asked, turning to the other beast, who was just then yawning so widely that he displayed two rows of terrible teeth and a mouth big enough to startle anyone.

"Oh! Are you hungry?" she asked, turning to the other creature, who was yawning so widely at that moment that he showed two rows of sharp teeth and a mouth big enough to scare anyone.

"Dreadfully hungry," answered the Tiger, snapping his jaws together with a fierce click.

"Dreadfully hungry," replied the Tiger, snapping his jaws together with a fierce click.

"Then why don't you eat something?" she asked.[Pg 120]

"Then why don't you eat something?" she asked.[Pg 120]

"It's no use," said the Tiger sadly. "I've tried that, but I always get hungry again."

"It's pointless," said the Tiger sadly. "I've tried that, but I always end up hungry again."

"Why, it is the same with me," said Dorothy. "Yet I keep on eating."

"That's how I feel too," said Dorothy. "But I just keep eating."

"But you eat harmless things, so it doesn't matter," replied the Tiger. "For my part, I'm a savage beast, and have an appetite for all sorts of poor little living creatures, from a chipmonk to fat babies."

"But you eat innocent things, so it doesn't matter," replied the Tiger. "As for me, I'm a wild animal and crave all kinds of poor little living creatures, from a chipmunk to chubby babies."

"How dreadful!" said Dorothy.

"How awful!" said Dorothy.

"Isn't it, though?" returned the Hungry Tiger, licking his lips with his long red tongue. "Fat babies! Don't they sound delicious? But I've never eaten any, because my conscience tells me it is wrong. If I had no conscience I would probably eat the babies and then get hungry again, which would mean that I had sacrificed the poor babies for nothing. No; hungry I was born, and hungry I shall die. But I'll not have any cruel deeds on my conscience to be sorry for."

"Isn't it, though?" replied the Hungry Tiger, licking his lips with his long red tongue. "Fat babies! Don't they sound delicious? But I've never eaten any, because my conscience tells me it's wrong. If I didn’t have a conscience, I’d probably eat the babies and then just get hungry again, which would mean I sacrificed the poor babies for nothing. No; I was born hungry, and I will die hungry. But I won’t have any cruel deeds on my conscience to regret."

"I think you are a very good tiger," said Dorothy, patting the huge head of the beast.

"I think you're a really great tiger," said Dorothy, giving the big head of the beast a pat.

"In that you are mistaken," was the reply. "I am a good beast, perhaps, but a disgracefully bad tiger. For it is the nature of tigers to be cruel and ferocious, and in refusing to eat harmless living creatures I am acting as no good tiger has ever[Pg 122][Pg 121] before acted. That is why I left the forest and joined my friend the Cowardly Lion."

"You’re mistaken," came the response. "I may be a decent animal, but I'm a really terrible tiger. It’s in a tiger's nature to be cruel and fierce, and by refusing to eat harmless living creatures, I'm not behaving like any good tiger has ever done before. That’s why I left the forest and teamed up with my friend, the Cowardly Lion."

THE HUNGRY TIGER THE HUNGRY TIGER

"But the Lion is not really cowardly," said Dorothy. "I have seen him act as bravely as can be."

"But the Lion isn't actually cowardly," Dorothy said. "I've seen him be as brave as anyone."

"All a mistake, my dear," protested the Lion gravely. "To others I may have seemed brave, at times, but I have never been in any danger that I was not afraid."

"All a mistake, my dear," the Lion said seriously. "To others, I may have seemed brave at times, but I have never faced any danger without being afraid."

"Nor I," said Dorothy, truthfully. "But I must go and set free Billina, and then I will see you again."

"Me neither," said Dorothy, honestly. "But I have to go and free Billina, and then I’ll see you again."

She ran around to the back yard of the palace and soon found the chicken house, being guided to it by a loud cackling and crowing and a distracting hubbub of sounds such as chickens make when they are excited.

She ran around to the backyard of the palace and soon found the chicken coop, following the loud clucking and crowing along with the noisy commotion that chickens make when they’re excited.

Something seemed to be wrong in the chicken house, and when Dorothy looked through the slats in the door she saw a group of hens and roosters huddled in one corner and watching what appeared to be a whirling ball of feathers. It bounded here and there about the chicken house, and at first Dorothy could not tell what it was, while the screeching of the chickens nearly deafened her.

Something felt off in the chicken coop, and when Dorothy peeked through the slats in the door, she saw a bunch of hens and roosters huddled in one corner, staring at what looked like a spinning ball of feathers. It bounced around the coop, and at first, Dorothy couldn’t figure out what it was, while the screeching of the chickens almost made her ears ring.

But suddenly the bunch of feathers stopped whirling, and then, to her amazement, the girl saw[Pg 123] Billina crouching upon the prostrate form of a speckled rooster. For an instant they both remained motionless, and then the yellow hen shook her wings to settle the feathers and walked toward the door with a strut of proud defiance and a cluck of victory, while the speckled rooster limped away to the group of other chickens, trailing his crumpled plumage in the dust as he went.

But suddenly, the bunch of feathers stopped spinning, and to her surprise, the girl saw[Pg 123] Billina crouching on the fallen body of a speckled rooster. For a moment, they both stayed still, and then the yellow hen fluffed her wings to settle her feathers and walked toward the door with a strut of proud defiance and a cluck of victory, while the speckled rooster limped away to join the other chickens, dragging his damaged feathers in the dust behind him.

"Why, Billina!" cried Dorothy, in a shocked voice; "have you been fighting?"

"Why, Billina!" cried Dorothy, in a shocked voice; "have you been fighting?"

"I really think I have," retorted Billina. "Do you think I'd let that speckled villain of a rooster lord it over me, and claim to run this chicken house, as long as I'm able to peck and scratch? Not if my name is Bill!"

"I really think I have," replied Billina. "Do you think I'd let that spotted jerk of a rooster boss me around and claim to run this chicken coop as long as I can peck and scratch? Not if my name is Bill!"

"It isn't Bill, it's Billina; and you're talking slang, which is very undig'n'fied," said Dorothy, reprovingly. "Come here, Billina, and I'll let you out; for Ozma of Oz is here, and has set us free."

"It’s not Bill, it’s Billina; and you’re using slang, which is really undignified," Dorothy said, disapprovingly. "Come here, Billina, and I’ll let you out; because Ozma of Oz is here and has set us free."

So the yellow hen came to the door, which Dorothy unlatched for her to pass through, and the other chickens silently watched them from their corner without offering to approach nearer.

So the yellow hen came to the door, which Dorothy unlatched for her to pass through, and the other chickens silently watched them from their corner without coming any closer.

The girl lifted her friend in her arms and exclaimed:

The girl picked up her friend and said excitedly:

"Oh, Billina! how dreadful you look. You've[Pg 124] lost a lot of feathers, and one of your eyes is nearly pecked out, and your comb is bleeding!"

"Oh, Billina! You look terrible. You've[Pg 124] lost a lot of feathers, one of your eyes is almost pecked out, and your comb is bleeding!"

"That's nothing," said Billina. "Just look at the speckled rooster! Didn't I do him up brown?"

"That's nothing," said Billina. "Just look at the speckled rooster! Didn't I make him look amazing?"

Dorothy shook her head.

Dorothy shook her head.

"I don't 'prove of this, at all," she said, carrying Billina away toward the palace. "It isn't a good thing for you to 'sociate with those common chickens. They would soon spoil your good manners, and you wouldn't be respec'able any more."

"I don't approve of this at all," she said, taking Billina away towards the palace. "It's not a good idea for you to hang out with those common chickens. They would quickly ruin your good manners, and you wouldn't be respectable anymore."

"I didn't ask to associate with them," replied Billina. "It is that cross old Princess who is to blame. But I was raised in the United States, and I won't allow any one-horse chicken of the Land of Ev to run over me and put on airs, as long as I can lift a claw in self-defense."

"I didn't choose to hang out with them," Billina replied. "It's that cranky old Princess who's at fault. But I was raised in the United States, and I'm not going to let some small-time chicken from the Land of Ev push me around and act superior, as long as I can lift a claw to defend myself."

"Very well, Billina," said Dorothy. "We won't talk about it any more."

"Alright, Billina," Dorothy said. "We won't discuss it any further."

Soon they came to the Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger to whom the girl introduced the Yellow Hen.

Soon they arrived at the Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger, who the girl introduced to the Yellow Hen.

"Glad to meet any friend of Dorothy's," said the Lion, politely. "To judge by your present appearance, you are not a coward, as I am."

"Nice to meet any friend of Dorothy's," said the Lion politely. "From how you look right now, you’re not a coward like I am."

"WHY, BILLINA!" CRIED DOROTHY; "HAVE YOU BEEN FIGHTING?" "Why, Billina!" Dorothy exclaimed. "Have you been fighting?"

"Your present appearance makes my mouth water," said the Tiger, looking at Billina greedily.[Pg 126][Pg 125] "My, my! how good you would taste if I could only crunch you between my jaws. But don't worry. You would only appease my appetite for a moment; so it isn't worth while to eat you."

"Your current look is making me hungry," said the Tiger, eyeing Billina hungrily.[Pg 126][Pg 125] "Wow! You would taste amazing if I could just bite into you. But don’t worry. You would only satisfy my hunger for a little while; so it's not worth it to eat you."

"Thank you," said the hen, nestling closer in Dorothy's arms.

"Thanks," said the hen, snuggling closer in Dorothy's arms.

"Besides, it wouldn't be right," continued the Tiger, looking steadily at Billina and clicking his jaws together.

"Besides, that wouldn't be right," the Tiger continued, looking directly at Billina and clicking his jaws together.

"Of course not," cried Dorothy, hastily. "Billina is my friend, and you mustn't ever eat her under any circ'mstances."

"Of course not," shouted Dorothy quickly. "Billina is my friend, and you must never eat her under any circumstances."

"I'll try to remember that," said the Tiger; "but I'm a little absent-minded, at times."

"I'll try to keep that in mind," said the Tiger; "but I can be a bit forgetful sometimes."

Then Dorothy carried her pet into the drawing-room of the palace, where Tiktok, being invited to do so by Ozma, had seated himself between the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman. Opposite to them sat Ozma herself and the Princess Langwidere, and beside them there was a vacant chair for Dorothy.

Then Dorothy brought her pet into the palace's drawing-room, where Tiktok, having been invited by Ozma, had taken a seat between the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman. Across from them sat Ozma herself and Princess Langwidere, and there was an empty chair next to them for Dorothy.

Around this important group was ranged the Army of Oz, and as Dorothy looked at the handsome uniforms of the Twenty-Seven she said:

Around this important group was gathered the Army of Oz, and as Dorothy looked at the stylish uniforms of the Twenty-Seven, she said:

"Why, they seem to be all officers."

"Wow, it looks like they’re all officers."

"They are, all except one," answered the Tin Woodman. "I have in my Army eight Generals,[Pg 127] six Colonels, seven Majors and five Captains, besides one private for them to command. I'd like to promote the private, for I believe no private should ever be in public life; and I've also noticed that officers usually fight better and are more reliable than common soldiers. Besides, the officers are more important looking, and lend dignity to our army."

"They're all here except for one," answered the Tin Woodman. "In my army, I have eight generals,[Pg 127] six colonels, seven majors, and five captains, plus one private for them to lead. I really want to promote the private because I think no private should be involved in public life; and I've also noticed that officers typically fight better and are more dependable than regular soldiers. Plus, the officers look more impressive and add dignity to our army."

"No doubt you are right," said Dorothy, seating herself beside Ozma.

"No doubt you're right," said Dorothy, sitting down next to Ozma.

"And now," announced the girlish Ruler of Oz, "we will hold a solemn conference to decide the best manner of liberating the royal family of this fair Land of Ev from their long imprisonment."

"And now," announced the youthful Ruler of Oz, "we will hold an important meeting to figure out the best way to free the royal family of this beautiful Land of Ev from their long imprisonment."


The Royal Family of Ev

The Tin Woodman was the first to address the meeting.

The Tin Woodman was the first to speak at the meeting.

"To begin with," said he, "word came to our noble and illustrous Ruler, Ozma of Oz, that the wife and ten children—five boys and five girls—of the former King of Ev, by name Evoldo, have been enslaved by the Nome King and are held prisoners in his underground palace. Also that there was no one in Ev powerful enough to release them. Naturally our Ozma wished to undertake the adventure of liberating the poor prisoners; but for a long time she could find no way to cross the great[Pg 129] desert between the two countries. Finally she went to a friendly sorceress of our land named Glinda the Good, who heard the story and at once presented Ozma a magic carpet, which would continually unroll beneath our feet and so make a comfortable path for us to cross the desert. As soon as she had received the carpet our gracious Ruler ordered me to assemble our army, which I did. You behold in these bold warriors the pick of all the finest soldiers of Oz; and, if we are obliged to fight the Nome King, every officer as well as the private, will battle fiercely unto death."

"To start with," he said, "we received word from our noble and illustrious Ruler, Ozma of Oz, that the wife and ten children—five boys and five girls—of the former King of Ev, named Evoldo, have been captured by the Nome King and are being held as prisoners in his underground palace. It was also reported that no one in Ev was powerful enough to rescue them. Naturally, our Ozma wanted to take on the mission of freeing the poor captives; however, for a long time, she couldn’t figure out a way to get across the vast [Pg 129] desert between the two lands. Finally, she went to a friendly sorceress in our territory named Glinda the Good, who, after hearing the story, immediately gifted Ozma a magic carpet that would continually unroll beneath our feet, making a comfortable path for us to cross the desert. As soon as she received the carpet, our gracious Ruler ordered me to gather our army, which I did. You see before you these brave warriors, the best of all the finest soldiers of Oz; and if we have to fight the Nome King, every officer as well as the soldiers will fight fiercely to the death."

Then Tiktok spoke.

Then TikTok spoke.

"Why should you fight the Nome King?" he asked. "He has done no wrong."

"Why should you battle the Nome King?" he asked. "He hasn't done anything wrong."

"No wrong!" cried Dorothy. "Isn't it wrong to imprison a queen mother and her ten children?"

"No way!" Dorothy shouted. "Isn't it wrong to lock up a queen mother and her ten kids?"

"They were sold to the Nome King by King Ev-ol-do," replied Tiktok. "It was the King of Ev who did wrong, and when he re-al-ized what he had done he jumped in-to the sea and drowned him-self."

"They were sold to the Nome King by King Evoldo," Tiktok replied. "The King of Ev was the one who did wrong, and when he realized what he had done, he jumped into the sea and drowned himself."

"This is news to me," said Ozma, thoughtfully. "I had supposed the Nome King was all to blame in the matter. But, in any case, he must be made to liberate the prisoners."

"This is news to me," said Ozma, thoughtfully. "I thought the Nome King was entirely to blame for this. But in any case, he needs to free the prisoners."

"My uncle Evoldo was a very wicked man,"[Pg 130] declared the Princess Langwidere. "If he had drowned himself before he sold his family, no one would have cared. But he sold them to the powerful Nome King in exchange for a long life, and afterward destroyed the life by jumping into the sea."

"My uncle Evoldo was a really evil man,"[Pg 130] declared the Princess Langwidere. "If he had just drowned himself before he sold out his family, no one would have cared. But he sold them to the powerful Nome King for a chance at living longer, and then he ruined that life by jumping into the sea."

"Then," said Ozma, "he did not get the long life, and the Nome King must give up the prisoners. Where are they confined?"

"Then," said Ozma, "he didn't get the long life, and the Nome King has to release the prisoners. Where are they being held?"

"No one knows, exactly," replied the Princess. "For the king, whose name is Roquat of the Rocks, owns a splendid palace underneath the great mountain which is at the north end of this kingdom, and he has transformed the queen and her children into ornaments and bric-a-brac with which to decorate his rooms."

"No one knows for sure," replied the Princess. "The king, named Roquat of the Rocks, owns a magnificent palace under the big mountain at the north end of this kingdom, and he has turned the queen and her children into decorations and knick-knacks to embellish his rooms."

"I'd like to know," said Dorothy, "who this Nome King is?"

"I'd like to know," said Dorothy, "who this Nome King is?"

"I will tell you," replied Ozma. "He is said to be the Ruler of the Underground World, and commands the rocks and all that the rocks contain. Under his rule are many thousands of the Nomes, who are queerly shaped but powerful sprites that labor at the furnaces and forges of their king, making gold and silver and other metals which they conceal in the crevices of the rocks, so that those living upon[Pg 131] the earth's surface can only find them with great difficulty. Also they make diamonds and rubies and emeralds, which they hide in the ground; so that the kingdom of the Nomes is wonderfully rich, and all we have of precious stones and silver and gold is what we take from the earth and rocks where the Nome King has hidden them."

"I'll tell you," replied Ozma. "He’s known as the Ruler of the Underground World, and he controls the rocks and everything inside them. Under his command are thousands of Nomes, strange but powerful little creatures who work at their king's furnaces and forges, creating gold, silver, and other metals that they hide in the cracks of the rocks, making it really hard for those living on[Pg 131] the earth's surface to find them. They also create diamonds, rubies, and emeralds, which they bury in the ground; so the kingdom of the Nomes is incredibly wealthy, and everything we have of precious stones and silver and gold comes from what we dig out of the earth and rocks where the Nome King has hidden them."

"I understand," said Dorothy, nodding her little head wisely.

"I get it," said Dorothy, nodding her small head knowingly.

"For the reason that we often steal his treasures," continued Ozma, "the Ruler of the Underground World is not fond of those who live upon the earth's surface, and never appears among us. If we wish to see King Roquat of the Rocks, we must visit his own country, where he is all powerful, and therefore it will be a dangerous undertaking."

"For the simple fact that we often take his treasures," continued Ozma, "the Ruler of the Underground World doesn't like those who live above ground and never shows his face among us. If we want to see King Roquat of the Rocks, we have to go to his realm, where he holds all the power, and that means it will be a risky journey."

"But, for the sake of the poor prisoners," said Dorothy, "we ought to do it."

"But, for the sake of the poor prisoners," Dorothy said, "we should do it."

"We shall do it," replied the Scarecrow, "although it requires a lot of courage for me to go near to the furnaces of the Nome King. For I am only stuffed with straw, and a single spark of fire might destroy me entirely."

"We'll do it," replied the Scarecrow, "even though it takes a lot of courage for me to get close to the Nome King's furnaces. I'm just filled with straw, and a single spark could completely destroy me."

"The furnaces may also melt my tin," said the Tin Woodman; "but I am going."

"The furnaces might melt my tin," said the Tin Woodman, "but I'm going."

"I can't bear heat," remarked the Princess Lang[Pg 132]widere, yawning lazily, "so I shall stay at home. But I wish you may have success in your undertaking, for I am heartily tired of ruling this stupid kingdom, and I need more leisure in which to admire my beautiful heads."

"I can't handle the heat," said Princess Lang[Pg 132]widere, yawning lazily, "so I'm going to stay home. But I really hope you succeed in what you're doing because I'm completely exhausted from ruling this boring kingdom, and I need more time to admire my beautiful heads."

"We do not need you," said Ozma. "For, if with the aid of my brave followers I cannot accomplish my purpose, then it would be useless for you to undertake the journey."

"We don't need you," said Ozma. "Because if I can't achieve my goal with the help of my brave friends, then it would be pointless for you to take the trip."

"Quite true," sighed the Princess. "So, if you'll excuse me, I will now retire to my cabinet. I've worn this head quite awhile, and I want to change it for another."

"That's right," the Princess sighed. "So, if you don’t mind, I’m going to head to my room now. I've had this head on for a while, and I want to switch it out for another."

When she had left them (and you may be sure no one was sorry to see her go) Ozma said to Tiktok:

When she left them (and you can be sure no one was sad to see her go), Ozma said to Tiktok:

"Will you join our party?"

"Are you coming to our party?"

"I am the slave of the girl Dor-oth-y, who res-cued me from pris-on," replied the machine. "Where she goes I will go."

"I am the servant of the girl Dorothy, who saved me from prison," replied the machine. "Where she goes, I will go."

"Oh, I am going with my friends, of course," said Dorothy, quickly. "I wouldn't miss the fun for anything. Will you go, too, Billina?"

"Oh, I’m definitely going with my friends," Dorothy said quickly. "I wouldn't miss out on the fun for anything. Are you coming too, Billina?"

"To be sure," said Billina in a careless tone. She was smoothing down the feathers of her back and not paying much attention.[Pg 133]

"Sure," said Billina casually. She was smoothing out the feathers on her back and not really paying much attention.[Pg 133]

"I CAN'T BEAR HEAT," REMARKED LANGWIDERE "I CAN'T STAND THE HEAT," SAID LANGWIDERE.

"Heat is just in her line," remarked the Scarecrow. "If she is nicely roasted, she will be better than ever."

"Heat is just her thing," said the Scarecrow. "If she’s nicely roasted, she’ll be better than ever."

"Then," said Ozma, "we will arrange to start for the Kingdom of the Nomes at daybreak tomorrow. And, in the meantime, we will rest and prepare ourselves for the journey."

"Then," said Ozma, "we'll plan to leave for the Kingdom of the Nomes at dawn tomorrow. In the meantime, let's rest and get ready for the trip."

Although Princess Langwidere did not again appear to her guests, the palace servants waited upon the strangers from Oz and did everything in their power to make the party comfortable. There were many vacant rooms at their disposal, and the brave Army of twenty-seven was easily provided for and liberally feasted.

Although Princess Langwidere didn't show up to see her guests again, the palace staff took care of the visitors from Oz and did everything they could to make their stay enjoyable. There were plenty of empty rooms available, and the brave Army of twenty-seven was easily accommodated and generously fed.

The Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger were unharnessed from the chariot and allowed to roam at will throughout the palace, where they nearly frightened the servants into fits, although they did no harm at all. At one time Dorothy found the little maid Nanda crouching in terror in a corner, with the Hungry Tiger standing before her.

The Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger were unhitched from the chariot and allowed to wander freely around the palace, where they almost scared the servants to death, although they didn't hurt anyone. At one point, Dorothy found the young maid Nanda huddled in fear in a corner, with the Hungry Tiger standing in front of her.

"You certainly look delicious," the beast was saying. "Will you kindly give me permission to eat you?"

"You definitely look tasty," the beast said. "Could you please give me permission to eat you?"

"No, no, no!" cried the maid in reply.

"No, no, no!" yelled the maid in response.

"Then," said the Tiger, yawning frightfully,[Pg 135] "please to get me about thirty pounds of tenderloin steak, cooked rare, with a peck of boiled potatoes on the side, and five gallons of ice-cream for dessert."

"Then," said the Tiger, yawning terrifyingly,[Pg 135] "could you please get me about thirty pounds of tenderloin steak, cooked rare, with a peck of boiled potatoes on the side, and five gallons of ice cream for dessert?"

"I—I'll do the best I can!" said Nanda, and she ran away as fast as she could go.

"I—I'll do my best!" said Nanda, and she ran away as fast as she could.

"Are you so very hungry?" asked Dorothy, in wonder.

"Are you really that hungry?" Dorothy asked, amazed.

"You can hardly imagine the size of my appetite," replied the Tiger, sadly. "It seems to fill my whole body, from the end of my throat to the tip of my tail. I am very sure the appetite doesn't fit me, and is too large for the size of my body. Some day, when I meet a dentist with a pair of forceps, I'm going to have it pulled."

"You can hardly imagine how big my appetite is," replied the Tiger, sadly. "It feels like it fills my entire body, from the back of my throat to the tip of my tail. I'm really sure this appetite doesn't suit me and is way too big for my body. One day, when I meet a dentist with a pair of pliers, I'm going to have it removed."

"What, your tooth?" asked Dorothy.

"What, your tooth?" Dorothy asked.

"No, my appetite," said the Hungry Tiger.

"No, I’m just really hungry," said the Hungry Tiger.

DOROTHY RELATED TO THEM HER OWN ADVENTURES DOROTHY SHARED HER OWN ADVENTURES WITH THEM.

The little girl spent most of the afternoon talking with the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman, who related to her all that had taken place in the Land of Oz since Dorothy had left it. She was much interested in the story of Ozma, who had been, when a baby, stolen by a wicked old witch and transformed into a boy. She did not know that she had ever been a girl until she was restored to her natural form by a kind sorceress. Then it was found that she was the only child of[Pg 137][Pg 136] the former Ruler of Oz, and was entitled to rule in his place. Ozma had many adventures, however, before she regained her father's throne, and in these she was accompanied by a pumpkin-headed man, a highly magnified and thoroughly educated Woggle-Bug, and a wonderful sawhorse that had been brought to life by means of a magic powder. The Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman had also assisted her; but the Cowardly Lion, who ruled the great forest as the King of Beasts, knew nothing of Ozma until after she became the reigning princess of Oz. Then he journeyed to the Emerald City to see her, and on hearing she was about to visit the Land of Ev to set free the royal family of that country, the Cowardly Lion begged to go with her, and brought along his friend, the Hungry Tiger, as well.

The little girl spent most of the afternoon chatting with the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman, who filled her in on everything that had happened in the Land of Oz since Dorothy left. She was really intrigued by the story of Ozma, who had been stolen by an evil old witch when she was a baby and turned into a boy. She had no idea she was ever a girl until a kind sorceress restored her to her true form. It turned out she was the only child of[Pg 137][Pg 136] the former Ruler of Oz, and was meant to take his place as ruler. However, Ozma had to go through many adventures before she reclaimed her father's throne, including teaming up with a pumpkin-headed man, an extremely enhanced and well-educated Woggle-Bug, and a magical sawhorse brought to life with a magic powder. The Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman also helped her out, but the Cowardly Lion, who ruled the great forest as the King of Beasts, didn't know anything about Ozma until she became the reigning princess of Oz. After that, he traveled to the Emerald City to meet her, and when he learned she was about to visit the Land of Ev to rescue the royal family, the Cowardly Lion asked to go with her, bringing along his friend, the Hungry Tiger.

Having heard this story, Dorothy related to them her own adventures, and then went out with her friends to find the Sawhorse, which Ozma had caused to be shod with plates of gold, so that its legs would not wear out.

Having heard this story, Dorothy shared her own adventures with them, and then went out with her friends to find the Sawhorse, which Ozma had fitted with plates of gold so its legs wouldn’t wear out.

They came upon the Sawhorse standing motionless beside the garden gate, but when Dorothy was introduced to him he bowed politely and blinked his eyes, which were knots of wood, and wagged his tail, which was only the branch of a tree.[Pg 138]

They found the Sawhorse standing still next to the garden gate, but when Dorothy was introduced to him, he bowed politely, blinked his wooden eye knots, and wagged his tail, which was just a tree branch.[Pg 138]

"What a remarkable thing, to be alive!" exclaimed Dorothy.

"What a remarkable thing it is to be alive!" Dorothy exclaimed.

"I quite agree with you," replied the Sawhorse, in a rough but not unpleasant voice. "A creature like me has no business to live, as we all know. But it was the magic powder that did it, so I cannot justly be blamed."

"I totally agree with you," said the Sawhorse, in a rough but not unkind voice. "A creature like me shouldn’t even exist, as we all know. But it was the magic powder that caused it, so I can't really be blamed."

"Of course not," said Dorothy. "And you seem to be of some use, 'cause I noticed the Scarecrow riding upon your back."

"Of course not," Dorothy said. "And you seem to be helpful since I saw the Scarecrow riding on your back."

"Oh, yes; I'm of use," returned the Sawhorse;[Pg 139] "and I never tire, never have to be fed, or cared for in any way."

"Oh, definitely; I’m useful," replied the Sawhorse;[Pg 139] "and I never get tired, never need to be fed, or looked after in any way."

"Are you intel'gent?" asked the girl.

"Are you intelligent?" asked the girl.

"Not very," said the creature. "It would be foolish to waste intelligence on a common Sawhorse, when so many professors need it. But I know enough to obey my masters, and to gid-dup, or whoa, when I'm told to. So I'm pretty well satisfied."

"Not really," said the creature. "It would be silly to waste intelligence on a regular Sawhorse when so many professors need it. But I know enough to follow my masters and to go or stop when I'm told. So I’m pretty happy."

That night Dorothy slept in a pleasant little bedchamber next to that occupied by Ozma of Oz, and Billina perched upon the foot of the bed and tucked her head under her wing and slept as soundly in that position as did Dorothy upon her soft cushions.

That night, Dorothy slept in a cozy little bedroom next to the one where Ozma of Oz stayed. Billina settled on the foot of the bed, tucked her head under her wing, and slept just as soundly in that position as Dorothy did on her soft cushions.

But before daybreak every one was awake and stirring, and soon the adventurers were eating a hasty breakfast in the great dining-room of the palace. Ozma sat at the head of a long table, on a raised platform, with Dorothy on her right hand and the Scarecrow on her left. The Scarecrow did not eat, of course; but Ozma placed him near her so that she might ask his advice about the journey while she ate.

But before dawn, everyone was awake and moving around, and soon the adventurers were having a quick breakfast in the palace's large dining room. Ozma sat at the head of a long table on a raised platform, with Dorothy on her right and the Scarecrow on her left. The Scarecrow didn’t eat, of course, but Ozma seated him close so she could ask for his advice about the journey while she ate.

Lower down the table were the twenty-seven warriors of Oz, and at the end of the room the Lion and the Tiger were eating out of a kettle that had[Pg 140] been placed upon the floor, while Billina fluttered around to pick up any scraps that might be scattered.

Lower down the table were the twenty-seven warriors of Oz, and at the end of the room, the Lion and the Tiger were eating from a kettle that had[Pg 140] been set on the floor, while Billina fluttered around to pick up any scraps that might be scattered.

It did not take long to finish the meal, and then the Lion and the Tiger were harnessed to the chariot and the party was ready to start for the Nome King's Palace.

It didn’t take long to finish the meal, and then the Lion and the Tiger were hitched to the chariot, and the group was ready to head out to the Nome King's Palace.

First rode Ozma, with Dorothy beside her in the golden chariot and holding Billina fast in her arms. Then came the Scarecrow on the Sawhorse, with the Tin Woodman and Tiktok marching side by side just behind him. After these tramped the Army, looking brave and handsome in their splendid uniforms. The generals commanded the colonels and the colonels commanded the majors and the majors commanded the captains and the captains commanded the private, who marched with an air of proud importance because it required so many officers to give him his orders.

First, Ozma rode in the golden chariot, with Dorothy next to her holding Billina tightly in her arms. Then came the Scarecrow on the Sawhorse, followed closely by the Tin Woodman and Tiktok marching side by side. After them trudged the Army, looking brave and sharp in their impressive uniforms. The generals directed the colonels, the colonels directed the majors, the majors directed the captains, and the captains directed the private, who marched with an air of proud importance because it took so many officers to give him orders.

And so the magnificent procession left the palace and started along the road just as day was breaking, and by the time the sun came out they had made good progress toward the valley that led to the Nome King's domain.

And so the grand procession left the palace and started down the road just as day was breaking, and by the time the sun came up, they had made good progress toward the valley that led to the Nome King's territory.


The Giant with the Hammer

The road led for a time through a pretty farm country, and then past a picnic grove that was very inviting. But the procession continued to steadily advance until Billina cried in an abrupt and commanding manner:

The road passed through some lovely farmland for a while, and then went by a really inviting picnic area. But the group kept moving forward until Billina suddenly shouted in a strong and authoritative way:

"Wait—wait!"

"Hold on—hold on!"

Ozma stopped her chariot so suddenly that the Scarecrow's Sawhorse nearly ran into it, and the ranks of the army tumbled over one another before they could come to a halt. Immediately the yellow hen struggled from Dorothy's arms and flew into a clump of bushes by the roadside.[Pg 142]

Ozma stopped her chariot so abruptly that the Scarecrow's Sawhorse almost crashed into it, and the soldiers in the army stumbled over one another before they could stop. Right away, the yellow hen wriggled out of Dorothy's arms and flew into a patch of bushes by the side of the road.[Pg 142]

"What's the matter?" called the Tin Woodman, anxiously.

"What's going on?" called the Tin Woodman, worried.

"Why, Billina wants to lay her egg, that's all," said Dorothy.

"Well, Billina just wants to lay her egg, that's all," said Dorothy.

"Lay her egg!" repeated the Tin Woodman, in astonishment.

"Lay her egg!" the Tin Woodman repeated in shock.

"Yes; she lays one every morning, about this time; and it's quite fresh," said the girl.

"Yeah, she lays one every morning, around this time; and it's pretty fresh," said the girl.

"But does your foolish old hen suppose that this entire cavalcade, which is bound on an important adventure, is going to stand still while she lays her egg?" enquired the Tin Woodman, earnestly.

"But does your silly old hen think that this whole procession, which is on an important adventure, is going to stop while she lays her egg?" asked the Tin Woodman, earnestly.

"What else can we do?" asked the girl. "It's a habit of Billina's and she can't break herself of it."

"What else can we do?" the girl asked. "It's a habit of Billina's, and she can't seem to shake it."

"Then she must hurry up," said the Tin Woodman, impatiently.

"Then she needs to hurry up," said the Tin Woodman, impatiently.

"No, no!" exclaimed the Scarecrow. "If she hurries she may lay scrambled eggs."

"No, no!" the Scarecrow exclaimed. "If she hurries, she might end up making scrambled eggs."

"That's nonsense," said Dorothy. "But Billina won't be long, I'm sure."

"That's silly," said Dorothy. "But I'm sure Billina won't be too long."

So they stood and waited, although all were restless and anxious to proceed. And by and by the yellow hen came from the bushes saying:

So they stood and waited, even though everyone was restless and eager to move on. Eventually, the yellow hen emerged from the bushes and said:

"Kut-kut, kut, ka-daw-kutt! Kut, kut, kut—ka-daw-kut!"[Pg 143] "What is she doing—singing her lay?" asked the Scarecrow.

"Kut-kut, kut, ka-daw-kutt! Kut, kut, kut—ka-daw-kut!"[Pg 143] "What is she doing—singing her song?" asked the Scarecrow.

"For-ward—march!" shouted the Tin Woodman, waving his axe, and the procession started just as Dorothy had once more grabbed Billina in her arms.

"Forward—march!" shouted the Tin Woodman, waving his axe, and the procession started just as Dorothy had once again picked up Billina in her arms.

"Isn't anyone going to get my egg?" cried the hen, in great excitement.

"Isn't anyone going to get my egg?" shouted the hen, excitedly.

"I'll get it," said the Scarecrow; and at his command the Sawhorse pranced into the bushes. The straw man soon found the egg, which he placed in his jacket pocket. The cavalcade, having moved rapidly on, was even then far in advance; but it did[Pg 144] not take the Sawhorse long to catch up with it, and presently the Scarecrow was riding in his accustomed place behind Ozma's chariot.

"I'll grab it," said the Scarecrow; and at his signal, the Sawhorse trotted into the bushes. The straw man quickly found the egg and put it in his jacket pocket. The group, having moved quickly ahead, was already far in front; but it didn't take the Sawhorse long to catch up, and soon the Scarecrow was riding in his usual spot behind Ozma's chariot.

"What shall I do with the egg?" he asked Dorothy.

"What should I do with the egg?" he asked Dorothy.

"I do not know," the girl answered. "Perhaps the Hungry Tiger would like it."

"I don't know," the girl replied. "Maybe the Hungry Tiger would enjoy it."

"It would not be enough to fill one of my back teeth," remarked the Tiger. "A bushel of them, hard boiled, might take a little of the edge off my appetite; but one egg isn't good for anything at all, that I know of."[Pg 145]

"It wouldn't even fill one of my molars," said the Tiger. "A whole bushel of them, hard-boiled, might barely take the edge off my hunger; but one egg isn't good for anything at all, as far as I know."[Pg 145]

"No; it wouldn't even make a sponge cake," said the Scarecrow, thoughtfully. "The Tin Woodman might carry it with his axe and hatch it; but after all I may as well keep it myself for a souvenir." So he left it in his pocket.

"No; it wouldn't even make a sponge cake," said the Scarecrow, thinking hard. "The Tin Woodman could take it with his axe and break it open; but I might as well keep it for myself as a souvenir." So he left it in his pocket.

They had now reached that part of the valley that lay between the two high mountains which Dorothy had seen from her tower window. At the far end was the third great mountain, which blocked the valley and was the northern edge of the Land of Ev. It was underneath this mountain that the Nome King's palace was said to be; but it would[Pg 146] be some time before they reached that place.

They had now arrived at the part of the valley that was nestled between the two tall mountains Dorothy had seen from her tower window. At the far end was the third massive mountain, which closed off the valley and marked the northern boundary of the Land of Ev. Underneath this mountain was where the Nome King's palace was rumored to be; however, it would[Pg 146] take a while before they got there.

The path was becoming rocky and difficult for the wheels of the chariot to pass over, and presently a deep gulf appeared at their feet which was too wide for them to leap. So Ozma took a small square of green cloth from her pocket and threw it upon the ground. At once it became the magic carpet, and unrolled itself far enough for all the cavalcade to walk upon. The chariot now advanced, and the green carpet unrolled before it, crossing the gulf on a level with its banks, so that all passed over in safety.

The path was getting rough and tough for the chariot wheels to handle, and soon a deep chasm appeared at their feet that was too wide to jump across. So, Ozma took a small square of green cloth from her pocket and tossed it on the ground. Instantly, it transformed into a magic carpet, rolling out enough for the entire group to walk on. The chariot then moved forward, and the green carpet spread out in front of it, bridging the gap at the same level as the edges, allowing everyone to cross safely.

"That's easy enough," said the Scarecrow. "I wonder what will happen next."

"That's simple," said the Scarecrow. "I wonder what will happen next."

He was not long in making the discovery, for the sides of the mountain came closer together until finally there was but a narrow path between them, along which Ozma and her party were forced to pass in single file.

He didn’t take long to discover that the sides of the mountain were closing in until there was only a narrow path left between them, where Ozma and her group had to walk in single file.

They now heard a low and deep "thump!—--thump!—--thump!" which echoed throughout the valley and seemed to grow louder as they advanced. Then, turning a corner of rock, they saw before them a huge form, which towered above the path for more than a hundred feet. The form was that of a gigantic man built out of plates of cast iron,[Pg 147] and it stood with one foot on either side of the narrow road and swung over its right shoulder an immense iron mallet, with which it constantly pounded the earth. These resounding blows explained the thumping sounds they had heard, for the mallet was much bigger than a barrel, and where it struck the path between the rocky sides of the mountain it filled all the space through which our travelers would be obliged to pass.

They now heard a low and deep "thump!—--thump!—--thump!" that echoed through the valley and seemed to get louder as they moved forward. Then, as they turned a corner of the rock, they saw ahead of them a massive figure that towered above the path, standing over a hundred feet tall. The figure was that of a giant man made of cast iron plates,[Pg 147] and it stood with one foot on either side of the narrow road, swinging an enormous iron mallet over its right shoulder, which it continuously slammed into the ground. These booming strikes explained the thumping sounds they had heard, as the mallet was much larger than a barrel, and where it hit the path between the rocky sides of the mountain, it filled all the space that our travelers would need to pass through.

Of course they at once halted, a safe distance away from the terrible iron mallet. The magic carpet would do them no good in this case, for it was only meant to protect them from any dangers upon the ground beneath their feet, and not from dangers that appeared in the air above them.

Of course they immediately stopped, keeping a safe distance from the frightening metal mallet. The magic carpet wouldn’t help them this time, because it was designed only to protect them from dangers on the ground below and not from threats that came from the air above.

"Wow!" said the Cowardly Lion, with a shudder. "It makes me dreadfully nervous to see that big hammer pounding so near my head. One blow would crush me into a door-mat."

"Wow!" said the Cowardly Lion, shaking a little. "It really makes me super nervous to see that huge hammer coming down so close to my head. One hit would flatten me like a doormat."

"The ir-on gi-ant is a fine fel-low," said Tiktok, "and works as stead-i-ly as a clock. He was made for the Nome King by Smith & Tin-ker, who made me, and his du-ty is to keep folks from find-ing the un-der-ground pal-ace. Is he not a great work of art?"

"The iron giant is a great guy," said Tiktok, "and works as steadily as a clock. He was created for the Nome King by Smith & Tinker, who made me, and his job is to keep people from discovering the underground palace. Isn't he an amazing piece of art?"

"Can he think, and speak, as you do?" asked[Pg 148] Ozma, regarding the giant with wondering eyes.

"Can he think and talk like you do?" asked[Pg 148] Ozma, looking at the giant with curiosity.

"No," replied the machine; "he is on-ly made to pound the road, and has no think-ing or speak-ing at-tach-ment. But he pounds ve-ry well, I think."

"No," replied the machine; "he's only designed to pound the road and doesn't have any thinking or speaking attachments. But he pounds very well, I think."

"Too well," observed the Scarecrow. "He is keeping us from going farther. Is there no way to stop his machinery?"

"Too true," said the Scarecrow. "He's blocking us from moving ahead. Is there any way to stop his machine?"

"On-ly the Nome King, who has the key, can do that," answered Tiktok.

"Only the Nome King, who has the key, can do that," Tiktok replied.

"Then," said Dorothy, anxiously, "what shall we do?"

"Then," said Dorothy, worried, "what should we do?"

"Excuse me for a few minutes," said the Scarecrow, "and I will think it over."

"Sorry, give me a few minutes," said the Scarecrow, "and I'll think it through."

He retired, then, to a position in the rear, where he turned his painted face to the rocks and began to think.

He stepped back to a spot in the back, where he faced the rocks and started to think.

Meantime the giant continued to raise his iron mallet high in the air and to strike the path terrific blows that echoed through the mountains like the roar of a cannon. Each time the mallet lifted, however, there was a moment when the path beneath the monster was free, and perhaps the Scarecrow had noticed this, for when he came back to the others he said:

Meantime, the giant kept raising his iron mallet high above his head and striking the ground with massive blows that echoed through the mountains like a cannon's roar. Each time the mallet lifted, there was a moment when the ground beneath the monster was clear, and maybe the Scarecrow saw this, because when he returned to the others, he said:

"The matter is a very simple one, after all. We have but to run under the hammer, one at a time,[Pg 150][Pg 149] when it is lifted, and pass to the other side before it falls again."

"The situation is quite straightforward. We just need to go under the hammer, one by one, [Pg 150][Pg 149] when it’s raised, and get to the other side before it comes down again."

THE TIGER WENT NEXT The tiger went next.

"It will require quick work, if we escape the blow," said the Tin Woodman, with a shake of his head. "But it really seems the only thing to be done. Who will make the first attempt?"

"It will take swift action if we want to dodge the hit," said the Tin Woodman, shaking his head. "But this really seems like the only option we have. Who's going to make the first move?"

They looked at one another hesitatingly for a moment. Then the Cowardly Lion, who was trembling like a leaf in the wind, said to them:

They exchanged hesitant glances for a moment. Then the Cowardly Lion, shaking like a leaf in the wind, spoke to them:

"I suppose the head of the procession must go first—and that's me. But I'm terribly afraid of the big hammer!"

"I guess the leader of the group has to go first—and that's me. But I'm really scared of the huge hammer!"

"What will become of me?" asked Ozma. "You might rush under the hammer yourself, but the chariot would surely be crushed."

"What's going to happen to me?" asked Ozma. "You could get hit by the hammer too, but the chariot would definitely be destroyed."

"We must leave the chariot," said the Scarecrow. "But you two girls can ride upon the backs of the Lion and the Tiger."

"We have to get out of the chariot," said the Scarecrow. "But you two girls can ride on the backs of the Lion and the Tiger."

So this was decided upon, and Ozma, as soon as the Lion was unfastened from the chariot, at once mounted the beast's back and said she was ready.

So this was agreed upon, and as soon as the Lion was released from the chariot, Ozma immediately climbed onto the beast’s back and said she was ready.

"Cling fast to his mane," advised Dorothy. "I used to ride him myself, and that's the way I held on."

"Hold on tight to his mane," Dorothy suggested. "I used to ride him too, and that's how I stayed on."

So Ozma clung fast to the mane, and the Lion crouched in the path and eyed the swinging mallet[Pg 151] carefully until he knew just the instant it would begin to rise in the air.

So Ozma held tightly to the mane, and the Lion crouched in the path, watching the swinging mallet[Pg 151] closely until he knew exactly when it would start to lift off the ground.

Then, before anyone thought he was ready, he made a sudden leap straight between the iron giant's legs, and before the mallet struck the ground again the Lion and Ozma were safe on the other side.

Then, before anyone thought he was ready, he made a sudden jump right between the iron giant's legs, and before the mallet hit the ground again, the Lion and Ozma were safe on the other side.

The Tiger went next. Dorothy sat upon his back and locked her arms around his striped neck, for he had no mane to cling to. He made the leap straight and true as an arrow from a bow, and ere Dorothy realized it she was out of danger and standing by Ozma's side.

The Tiger went next. Dorothy sat on his back and wrapped her arms around his striped neck, since he didn’t have a mane to hold onto. He jumped straight and true like an arrow from a bow, and before Dorothy knew it, she was out of danger and standing next to Ozma.

Now came the Scarecrow on the Sawhorse, and while they made the dash in safety they were within a hair's breadth of being caught by the descending hammer.

Now the Scarecrow arrived on the Sawhorse, and while they made the dash safely, they were just inches away from being caught by the descending hammer.

Tiktok walked up to the very edge of the spot the hammer struck, and as it was raised for the next blow he calmly stepped forward and escaped its descent. That was an idea for the Tin Woodman to follow, and he also crossed in safety while the great hammer was in the air. But when it came to the twenty-six officers and the private, their knees were so weak that they could not walk a step.

Tiktok approached the edge where the hammer hit, and as it lifted for the next strike, he calmly stepped forward and dodged its fall. That was a tactic for the Tin Woodman to mimic, and he also made it across safely while the huge hammer was up in the air. But when it came to the twenty-six officers and the private, their knees were so shaky that they couldn’t take a step.

"In battle we are wonderfully courageous," said one of the generals, "and our foes find us very[Pg 152] terrible to face. But war is one thing and this is another. When it comes to being pounded upon the head by an iron hammer, and smashed into pancakes, we naturally object."

"In battle, we are incredibly brave," said one of the generals, "and our enemies find us very[Pg 152] intimidating to confront. But war is one thing, and this is something else entirely. When it comes to getting hit on the head by a metal hammer and being flattened like pancakes, we naturally protest."

"Make a run for it," urged the Scarecrow.

"Run for it," urged the Scarecrow.

"Our knees shake so that we cannot run," answered a captain. "If we should try it we would all certainly be pounded to a jelly."

"Our knees are shaking so much that we can't run," replied a captain. "If we tried, we would definitely get smashed to bits."

"Well, well" sighed the Cowardly Lion, "I see, friend Tiger, that we must place ourselves in great danger to rescue this bold army. Come with me, and we will do the best we can."

"Well, well," sighed the Cowardly Lion, "I see, friend Tiger, that we need to put ourselves in serious danger to save this brave army. Come with me, and we'll do our best."

So, Ozma and Dorothy having already dismounted from their backs, the Lion and the Tiger leaped back again under the awful hammer and returned with two generals clinging to their necks. They repeated this daring passage twelve times, when all the officers had been carried beneath the giant's legs and landed safely on the further side. By that time the beasts were very tired, and panted so hard that their tongues hung out of their great mouths.

So, Ozma and Dorothy had already gotten off their backs, and the Lion and the Tiger jumped back again under the huge hammer and came back with two generals hanging onto their necks. They did this daring feat twelve times until all the officers had been carried under the giant's legs and safely landed on the other side. By then, the animals were really tired, panting heavily with their tongues hanging out of their large mouths.

"But what is to become of the private?" asked Ozma.

"But what will happen to the private?" asked Ozma.

"Oh, leave him there to guard the chariot," said the Lion. "I'm tired out, and won't pass under that mallet again."[Pg 153]

"Oh, leave him there to watch the chariot," said the Lion. "I'm exhausted, and I’m not going to go under that mallet again."[Pg 153]

THE WOODEN HORSE WAS CARELESS THE WOODEN HORSE WAS SLOPPY

The officers at once protested that they must have the private with them, else there would be no one for them to command. But neither the Lion or the Tiger would go after him, and so the Scarecrow sent the Sawhorse.

The officers immediately insisted that they needed the private with them; otherwise, there would be no one for them to lead. But neither the Lion nor the Tiger would go after him, so the Scarecrow sent the Sawhorse.

Either the wooden horse was careless, or it failed to properly time the descent of the hammer, for the mighty weapon caught it squarely upon its head, and thumped it against the ground so powerfully that the private flew off its back high into the air, and landed upon one of the giant's cast-iron arms. Here he clung desperately while the arm rose and fell with each one of the rapid strokes.

Either the wooden horse was careless, or it didn’t time the hammer’s descent properly, because the powerful weapon hit it right on the head, slamming it against the ground so hard that the soldier flew off its back high into the air and landed on one of the giant's cast-iron arms. There, he clung on tightly as the arm moved up and down with each of the quick strikes.

The Scarecrow dashed in to rescue his Sawhorse, and had his left foot smashed by the hammer before he could pull the creature out of danger. They then found that the Sawhorse had been badly dazed by the blow; for while the hard wooden knot of which his head was formed could not be crushed by the hammer, both his ears were broken off and he would be unable to hear a sound until some new ones were made for him. Also his left knee was cracked, and had to be bound up with a string.

The Scarecrow rushed in to save his Sawhorse and ended up having his left foot smashed by the hammer before he could pull the creature to safety. They realized that the Sawhorse was badly dazed by the hit; even though the hard wooden knot that made up his head couldn’t be crushed by the hammer, both his ears were broken off, leaving him unable to hear until new ones were made. Additionally, his left knee was cracked and needed to be wrapped up with a string.

Billina having fluttered under the hammer, it now remained only to rescue the private who was riding upon the iron giant's arm, high in the air.[Pg 155] The Scarecrow lay flat upon the ground and called to the man to jump down upon his body, which was soft because it was stuffed with straw. This the private managed to do, waiting until a time when he was nearest the ground and then letting himself drop upon the Scarecrow. He accomplished the feat without breaking any bones, and the Scarecrow declared he was not injured in the least.

Billina having fluttered under the hammer, it was now only a matter of rescuing the soldier who was perched on the iron giant's arm, high up in the air.[Pg 155] The Scarecrow lay flat on the ground and shouted to the man to jump down onto him, which was safe since his body was soft from being stuffed with straw. The soldier managed to do this, waiting until he was closest to the ground and then letting himself drop onto the Scarecrow. He pulled it off without breaking any bones, and the Scarecrow said he wasn’t hurt at all.

Therefore, the Tin Woodman having by this time fitted new ears to the Sawhorse, the entire party proceeded upon its way, leaving the giant to pound the path behind them.

Therefore, the Tin Woodman had by now attached new ears to the Sawhorse, and the whole group continued on their journey, leaving the giant to clear the path behind them.


The Nome King

By and by, when they drew near to the mountain that blocked their path and which was the furthermost edge of the Kingdom of Ev, the way grew dark and gloomy for the reason that the high peaks on either side shut out the sunshine. And it was very silent, too, as there were no birds to sing or squirrels to chatter, the trees being left far behind them and only the bare rocks remaining.

Eventually, as they approached the mountain that obstructed their path and marked the farthest edge of the Kingdom of Ev, the surroundings became dark and dreary because the tall peaks on either side blocked out the sunlight. It was also very quiet, with no birds singing or squirrels chattering, as the trees had been left far behind and only bare rocks remained.

Ozma and Dorothy were a little awed by the silence, and all the others were quiet and grave except the Sawhorse, which, as it trotted along with the Scarecrow upon his back, hummed a queer song, of which this was the chorus:[Pg 157]

Ozma and Dorothy felt a bit amazed by the silence, while everyone else was quiet and serious, except for the Sawhorse, which, as it trotted along with the Scarecrow on its back, hummed a strange song, and this was the chorus:[Pg 157]

"Would a wooden horse in a woodland go?
Aye, aye! I sigh, he would, although
Had he not had a wooden head
He'd mount the mountain top instead."

Would a wooden horse enter the woods?
Yes, yes! I sigh; he would, even though
If he didn't have a wooden head
He'd be reaching the mountain top instead.

But no one paid any attention to this because they were now close to the Nome King's dominions, and his splendid underground palace could not be very far away.

But nobody paid any attention to this because they were now near the Nome King's territory, and his magnificent underground palace couldn't be too far away.

Suddenly they heard a shout of jeering laughter, and stopped short. They would have to stop in a minute, anyway, for the huge mountain barred their further progress and the path ran close up to a wall of rock and ended.

Suddenly, they heard a shout of mocking laughter and came to a halt. They would have to stop in a minute anyway, because the massive mountain blocked their way, and the path ran right up to a wall of rock and came to an end.

"Who was that laughing?" asked Ozma.

"Who was that laughing?" Ozma asked.

There was no reply, but in the gloom they could see strange forms flit across the face of the rock. Whatever the creations might be they seemed very like the rock itself, for they were the color of rocks and their shapes were as rough and rugged as if they had been broken away from the side of the mountain. They kept close to the steep cliff facing our friends, and glided up and down, and this way and that, with a lack of regularity that was quite confusing. And they seemed not to need places to rest their feet, but clung to the surface of the rock as a fly does to a window-pane, and were never still for a moment.[Pg 158]

There was no response, but in the dim light, they could see strange shapes darting across the rock’s surface. Whatever these entities were, they resembled the rock itself, since they were the same color and their forms were as jagged and rough as if they had been chipped off the mountain. They stayed near the steep cliff facing our friends, moving up and down, and side to side, with a chaotic rhythm that was quite disorienting. They seemed to have no need for footholds and stuck to the rock like a fly on a window, never staying still for even a moment.[Pg 158]

"Do not mind them," said Tiktok, as Dorothy shrank back. "They are on-ly the Nomes."

"Don’t pay them any attention," said Tiktok, as Dorothy recoiled. "They're just the Nomes."

"And what are Nomes?" asked the girl, half frightened.

"And what are Nomes?" the girl asked, half scared.

"They are rock fair-ies, and serve the Nome King," replied the machine. "But they will do us no harm. You must call for the King, be-cause with-out him you can ne-ver find the en-trance to the pal-ace."

"They're rock fairies and they work for the Nome King," the machine responded. "But they won't hurt us. You need to call for the King because without him, you can never find the entrance to the palace."

"You call," said Dorothy to Ozma.

"You call," said Dorothy to Ozma.

Just then the Nomes laughed again, and the sound was so weird and disheartening that the twenty-six officers commanded the private to "right-about-face!" and they all started to run as fast as they could.

Just then, the Nomes laughed again, and the sound was so strange and discouraging that the twenty-six officers ordered the private to "about-face!" and they all started to run as fast as they could.

The Tin Woodman at once pursued his army and cried "halt!" and when they had stopped their flight he asked: "Where are you going?"

The Tin Woodman immediately chased after his army and shouted, "Stop!" Once they had ceased their escape, he asked, "Where are you headed?"

"I—I find I've forgotten the brush for my whiskers," said a general, trembling with fear. "S-s-so we are g-going back after it!"

"I—I just realized I forgot my shaving brush," said a general, shaking with fear. "S-so we're going back for it!"

"That is impossible," replied the Tin Woodman. "For the giant with the hammer would kill you all if you tried to pass him."

"That's impossible," replied the Tin Woodman. "The giant with the hammer would kill you all if you tried to get past him."

"Oh! I'd forgotten the giant," said the general, turning pale.[Pg 159]

"Oh! I'd forgotten the giant," said the general, turning pale.[Pg 159]

"You seem to forget a good many things," remarked the Tin Woodman. "I hope you won't forget that you are brave men."

"You seem to forget quite a few things," said the Tin Woodman. "I hope you won’t forget that you are brave men."

"Never!" cried the general, slapping his gold-embroidered chest.

"Never!" shouted the general, slapping his gold-embroidered chest.

"Never!" cried all the other officers, indignantly slapping their chests.

"Never!" shouted all the other officers, angrily hitting their chests.

"For my part," said the private, meekly, "I must obey my officers; so when I am told to run, I run; and when I am told to fight, I fight."

"For my part," said the private, quietly, "I have to obey my officers; so when I'm told to run, I run; and when I'm told to fight, I fight."

"That is right," agreed the Tin Woodman. "And now you must all come back to Ozma, and obey her orders. And if you try to run away again I will have her reduce all the twenty-six officers to privates, and make the private your general."

"That's right," the Tin Woodman said. "Now you all have to go back to Ozma and follow her orders. If you try to escape again, I'll ask her to demote all twenty-six officers to privates and make the private your general."

This terrible threat so frightened them that they at once returned to where Ozma was standing beside the Cowardly Lion.

This terrible threat scared them so much that they immediately went back to where Ozma was standing next to the Cowardly Lion.

Then Ozma cried out in a loud voice:

Then Ozma shouted out:

"I demand that the Nome King appear to us!"

"I demand that the Nome King show himself to us!"

There was no reply, except that the shifting Nomes upon the mountain laughed in derision.

There was no response, except for the Nomes on the mountain, who laughed mockingly.

"You must not command the Nome King," said Tiktok, "for you do not rule him, as you do your own peo-ple."

"You can't order the Nome King around," said Tiktok, "because you don't have control over him like you do over your own people."

ONLY THE MOCKING LAUGHTER REPLIED TO HER ONLY THE MOCKING LAUGHTER ANSWERED HER

So Ozma called again, saying:[Pg 161][Pg 160]

So Ozma called again, saying:

"I request the Nome King to appear to us."

"I ask the Nome King to come and see us."

Only the mocking laughter replied to her, and the shadowy Nomes continued to flit here and there upon the rocky cliff.

Only mocking laughter answered her, and the shadowy Nomes kept darting around on the rocky cliff.

"Try en-treat-y," said Tiktok to Ozma. "If he will not come at your re-quest, then the Nome King may list-en to your plead-ing."

"Try asking him nicely," said Tiktok to Ozma. "If he won’t respond to your request, then the Nome King might hear your plea."

Ozma looked around her proudly.

Ozma surveyed her surroundings proudly.

"Do you wish your ruler to plead with this wicked Nome King?" she asked. "Shall Ozma of Oz humble herself to a creature who lives in an underground kingdom?"

"Do you want your leader to beg this evil Nome King?" she asked. "Should Ozma of Oz lower herself to a being who lives in an underground kingdom?"

"No!" they all shouted, with big voices; and the Scarecrow added:

"No!" they all shouted loudly; and the Scarecrow added:

"If he will not come, we will dig him out of his hole, like a fox, and conquer his stubbornness. But our sweet little ruler must always maintain her dignity, just as I maintain mine."

"If he won't come, we'll dig him out of his hole, like a fox, and break his stubbornness. But our dear little ruler has to keep her dignity, just like I keep mine."

"I'm not afraid to plead with him," said Dorothy. "I'm only a little girl from Kansas, and we've got more dignity at home than we know what to do with. I'll call the Nome King."

"I'm not scared to beg him," Dorothy said. "I'm just a little girl from Kansas, and we have more dignity back home than we know how to handle. I'll call the Nome King."

"Do," said the Hungry Tiger; "and if he makes hash of you I'll willingly eat you for breakfast tomorrow morning."

"Go ahead," said the Hungry Tiger; "and if he messes you up, I'll gladly eat you for breakfast tomorrow morning."

So Dorothy stepped forward and said:[Pg 162]

So Dorothy stepped forward and said:[Pg 162]

"Please Mr. Nome King, come here and see us."

"Please Mr. Nome King, come over and see us."

The Nomes started to laugh again; but a low growl came from the mountain, and in a flash they had all vanished from sight and were silent.

The Nomes started laughing again, but a low growl echoed from the mountain, and in an instant, they all disappeared from view and fell silent.

Then a door in the rock opened, and a voice cried:

Then a door in the rock opened, and a voice shouted:

"Enter!"

"Come in!"

"Isn't it a trick?" asked the Tin Woodman.

"Isn't that a trick?" asked the Tin Woodman.

"Never mind," replied Ozma. "We came here to rescue the poor Queen of Ev and her ten children, and we must run some risks to do so."

"Don't worry," replied Ozma. "We came here to rescue the poor Queen of Ev and her ten kids, and we have to take some risks to make it happen."

"The Nome King is hon-est and good na-tured,"[Pg 163] said Tiktok. "You can trust him to do what is right."

"The Nome King is honest and good-natured,"[Pg 163] said Tiktok. "You can trust him to do what's right."

So Ozma led the way, hand in hand with Dorothy, and they passed through the arched doorway of rock and entered a long passage which was lighted by jewels set in the walls and having lamps behind them. There was no one to escort them, or to show them the way, but all the party pressed through the passage until they came to a round, domed cavern that was grandly furnished.

So Ozma led the way, holding hands with Dorothy, and they walked through the arched rock doorway into a long passage illuminated by jewels embedded in the walls, with lamps behind them. There was no one to guide them or show them the way, but everyone in the group continued through the passage until they reached a large, domed cavern that was beautifully furnished.

In the center of this room was a throne carved out of a solid boulder of rock, rude and rugged in shape but glittering with great rubies and diamonds and emeralds on every part of its surface. And upon the throne sat the Nome King.

In the middle of this room was a throne carved from a solid boulder, rough and uneven in shape but sparkling with rubies, diamonds, and emeralds on every part of its surface. And on the throne sat the Nome King.

This important monarch of the Underground World was a little fat man clothed in gray-brown garments that were the exact color of the rock throne in which he was seated. His bushy hair and flowing beard were also colored like the rocks, and so was his face. He wore no crown of any sort, and his only ornament was a broad, jewel-studded belt that encircled his fat little body. As for his features, they seemed kindly and good humored, and his eyes were turned merrily upon his visitors as Ozma and Dorothy stood before him with their[Pg 164] followers ranged in close order behind them.

This important ruler of the Underground World was a short, plump man dressed in gray-brown clothes that matched the color of the rock throne he sat on. His bushy hair and flowing beard were also the color of the rocks, as was his face. He didn’t wear a crown, and his only accessory was a wide belt studded with jewels that wrapped around his chubby body. His features appeared friendly and good-natured, and he looked cheerfully at his visitors as Ozma and Dorothy stood in front of him with their[Pg 164] followers closely arranged behind them.

"Why, he looks just like Santa Claus—only he isn't the same color!" whispered Dorothy to her friend; but the Nome King heard the speech, and it made him laugh aloud.

"Wow, he looks just like Santa Claus—except he isn't the same color!" whispered Dorothy to her friend; but the Nome King heard her and found it hilarious.

"'He had a red face and a round little belly
That shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly!'"

"He had a flushed face and a small round belly.
"That shook when he laughed like a bowl of jelly!"

quoth the monarch, in a pleasant voice; and they could all see that he really did shake like jelly when he laughed.

said the king in a cheerful tone; and they could all see that he actually did shake like jelly when he laughed.

Both Ozma and Dorothy were much relieved to find the Nome King so jolly, and a minute later he waved his right hand and the girls each found a cushioned stool at her side.

Both Ozma and Dorothy were really relieved to see the Nome King in such a good mood, and a moment later he waved his right hand, and the girls each discovered a cushioned stool next to them.

"Sit down, my dears," said the King, "and tell me why you have come all this way to see me, and what I can do to make you happy."

"Please take a seat, my dear ones," said the King, "and share with me why you've traveled all this way to see me, and what I can do to make you happy."

While they seated themselves the Nome King picked up a pipe, and taking a glowing red coal out of his pocket he placed it in the bowl of the pipe and began puffing out clouds of smoke that curled in rings above his head. Dorothy thought this made the little monarch look more like Santa Claus than ever; but Ozma now began speaking, and every one listened intently to her words.[Pg 165]

While they settled in, the Nome King grabbed a pipe and took a glowing red coal out of his pocket, placing it in the bowl of the pipe. He started puffing out clouds of smoke that curled in rings above his head. Dorothy thought this made the little king look even more like Santa Claus; but Ozma began speaking, and everyone listened closely to her words.[Pg 165]

"Your Majesty," said she, "I am the ruler of the Land of Oz, and I have come here to ask you to release the good Queen of Ev and her ten children, whom you have enchanted and hold as your prisoners."

"Your Majesty," she said, "I am the ruler of the Land of Oz, and I've come here to ask you to release the good Queen of Ev and her ten children, whom you've enchanted and are holding as your prisoners."

"Oh, no; you are mistaken about that," replied the King. "They are not my prisoners, but my slaves, whom I purchased from the King of Ev."

"Oh, no; you're wrong about that," replied the King. "They aren't my prisoners, but my slaves, whom I bought from the King of Ev."

"But that was wrong," said Ozma.

"But that was wrong," Ozma said.

"According to the laws of Ev, the king can do no wrong," answered the monarch, eyeing a ring of smoke he had just blown from his mouth; "so that[Pg 166] he had a perfect right to sell his family to me in exchange for a long life."

"According to the laws of Ev, the king can do no wrong," replied the monarch, looking at a ring of smoke he had just exhaled; "so he had every right to sell his family to me in exchange for a long life."

"You cheated him, though," declared Dorothy; "for the King of Ev did not have a long life. He jumped into the sea and was drowned."

"You cheated him, though," Dorothy said. "Because the King of Ev didn't live long. He jumped into the sea and drowned."

"That was not my fault," said the Nome King, crossing his legs and smiling contentedly. "I gave him the long life, all right; but he destroyed it."

"That wasn't my fault," said the Nome King, crossing his legs and smiling happily. "I gave him the long life, sure; but he messed it up."

"Then how could it be a long life?" asked Dorothy.

"Then how can it be a long life?" asked Dorothy.

"Easily enough," was the reply. "Now suppose, my dear, that I gave you a pretty doll in exchange for a lock of your hair, and that after you had received the doll you smashed it into pieces and destroyed it. Could you say that I had not given you a pretty doll?"

"Easily enough," came the reply. "Now imagine, my dear, that I gave you a beautiful doll in exchange for a lock of your hair, and that after you received the doll, you smashed it to pieces and destroyed it. Could you say that I hadn’t given you a beautiful doll?"

"No," answered Dorothy.

"No," Dorothy replied.

"And could you, in fairness, ask me to return to you the lock of hair, just because you had smashed the doll?"

"And can you really ask me to give back the lock of hair, just because you broke the doll?"

"No," said Dorothy, again.

"No," Dorothy said again.

"Of course not," the Nome King returned. "Nor will I give up the Queen and her children because the King of Ev destroyed his long life by jumping into the sea. They belong to me and I shall keep them."[Pg 167]

"Of course not," the Nome King replied. "And I'm not going to give up the Queen and her children just because the King of Ev ruined his long life by jumping into the sea. They are mine, and I'm going to keep them." [Pg 167]

"THEY BELONG TO ME AND I SHALL KEEP THEM" "THEY ARE MINE AND I WILL KEEP THEM"

"But you are treating them cruelly," said Ozma, who was much distressed by the King's refusal.

"But you're being really cruel to them," said Ozma, who was very upset by the King's refusal.

"In what way?" he asked.

"How?" he asked.

"By making them your slaves," said she.

"By making them your slaves," she said.

"Cruelty," remarked the monarch, puffing out wreathes of smoke and watching them float into the air, "is a thing I can't abide. So, as slaves must work hard, and the Queen of Ev and her children were delicate and tender, I transformed them all into articles of ornament and bric-a-brac and scattered them around the various rooms of my palace. Instead of being obliged to labor, they merely decorate my apartments, and I really think I have treated them with great kindness."

"Cruelty," the king said, blowing out puffs of smoke and watching them drift away, "is something I can’t stand. So, since the slaves had to work hard and the Queen of Ev and her children were delicate and gentle, I turned them all into decorative items and knick-knacks, spreading them around the different rooms of my palace. Instead of being forced to work, they just embellish my spaces, and I truly believe I’ve shown them a lot of kindness."

"But what a dreadful fate is theirs!" exclaimed Ozma, earnestly. "And the Kingdom of Ev is in great need of its royal family to govern it. If you will liberate them, and restore them to their proper forms, I will give you ten ornaments to replace each one you lose."

"But what a terrible fate they have!" Ozma exclaimed earnestly. "And the Kingdom of Ev desperately needs its royal family to rule. If you will free them and return them to their true forms, I will give you ten ornaments for each one you lose."

The Nome King looked grave.

The Nome King looked serious.

"Suppose I refuse?" he asked.

"What if I say no?" he asked.

"Then," said Ozma, firmly, "I am here with my friends and my army to conquer your kingdom and oblige you to obey my wishes."

"Then," said Ozma confidently, "I have come with my friends and my army to take over your kingdom and make you follow my wishes."

The Nome King laughed until he choked; and[Pg 169] he choked until he coughed; and he coughed until his face turned from grayish-brown to bright red. And then he wiped his eyes with a rock-colored handkerchief and grew grave again.

The Nome King laughed so hard he started choking; and he choked until he was coughing; and he coughed until his face went from a dull brown to bright red. Then he wiped his eyes with a gray handkerchief and became serious again.

"You are as brave as you are pretty, my dear," he said to Ozma. "But you have little idea of the extent of the task you have undertaken. Come with me for a moment."

"You're as brave as you are beautiful, my dear," he told Ozma. "But you have no clue about the size of the task you've taken on. Come with me for a moment."

He arose and took Ozma's hand, leading her to a little door at one side of the room. This he opened and they stepped out upon a balcony, from whence they obtained a wonderful view of the Underground World.

He got up and took Ozma's hand, guiding her to a small door at one side of the room. He opened it, and they stepped out onto a balcony, where they were greeted with a stunning view of the Underground World.

A vast cave extended for miles and miles under the mountain, and in every direction were furnaces and forges glowing brightly and Nomes hammering upon precious metals or polishing gleaming jewels. All around the walls of the cave were thousands of doors of silver and gold, built into the solid rock, and these extended in rows far away into the distance, as far as Ozma's eyes could follow them.

A huge cave stretched for miles beneath the mountain, and in every direction were glowing furnaces and forges with Nomes hammering on precious metals or polishing shiny jewels. All around the cave walls were thousands of silver and gold doors built into the solid rock, extending in rows far off into the distance, as far as Ozma could see.

While the little maid from Oz gazed wonderingly upon this scene the Nome King uttered a shrill whistle, and at once all the silver and gold doors flew open and solid ranks of Nome soldiers marched out from every one. So great were their numbers[Pg 170] that they quickly filled the immense underground cavern and forced the busy workmen to abandon their tasks.

While the small maid from Oz looked on in wonder at this scene, the Nome King let out a sharp whistle, and immediately all the silver and gold doors swung open, with solid lines of Nome soldiers marching out from each one. Their numbers were so vast[Pg 170] that they quickly filled the enormous underground cavern, making the busy workers abandon their tasks.

Although this tremendous army consisted of rock-colored Nomes, all squat and fat, they were clothed in glittering armor of polished steel, inlaid with beautiful gems. Upon his brow each wore a brilliant electric light, and they bore sharp spears and swords and battle-axes of solid bronze. It was evident they were perfectly trained, for they stood in straight rows, rank after rank, with their weapons held erect and true, as if awaiting but the word of command to level them upon their foes.

Although this massive army was made up of rock-colored Nomes, all short and stout, they wore shiny armor made of polished steel, decorated with beautiful gems. Each one had a bright electric light on their forehead, and they carried sharp spears, swords, and battle-axes made of solid bronze. It was clear they were well-trained because they stood in straight lines, rank after rank, with their weapons held upright and steady, as if waiting for a command to aim them at their enemies.

"This," said the Nome King, "is but a small part of my army. No ruler upon Earth has ever dared to fight me, and no ruler ever will, for I am too powerful to oppose."

"This," said the Nome King, "is just a small part of my army. No ruler on Earth has ever dared to fight me, and no ruler ever will, because I'm too powerful to be challenged."

He whistled again, and at once the martial array filed through the silver and gold doorways and disappeared, after which the workmen again resumed their labors at the furnaces.

He whistled again, and immediately the soldiers marched through the silver and gold doorways and vanished, after which the workers went back to their tasks at the furnaces.

Then, sad and discouraged, Ozma of Oz turned to her friends, and the Nome King calmly reseated himself on his rock throne.

Then, feeling sad and discouraged, Ozma of Oz turned to her friends, while the Nome King comfortably settled back onto his rock throne.

"THIS IS BUT A SMALL PART OF MY ARMY" "THIS IS ONLY A SMALL PART OF MY ARMY"

"It would be foolish for us to fight," the girl said to the Tin Woodman. "For our brave Twenty-[Pg 172][Pg 171]Seven would be quickly destroyed. I'm sure I do not know how to act in this emergency."

"It would be silly for us to fight," the girl said to the Tin Woodman. "Our brave Twenty-Seven would be quickly wiped out. Honestly, I don't know what to do in this situation."

"Ask the King where his kitchen is," suggested the Tiger. "I'm hungry as a bear."

"Ask the King where his kitchen is," the Tiger suggested. "I'm as hungry as a bear."

"I might pounce upon the King and tear him in pieces," remarked the Cowardly Lion.

"I might leap at the King and rip him apart," said the Cowardly Lion.

"Try it," said the monarch, lighting his pipe with another hot coal which he took from his pocket.

"Go ahead," said the king, lighting his pipe with another hot coal he pulled from his pocket.

The Lion crouched low and tried to spring upon the Nome King; but he hopped only a little way into the air and came down again in the same place, not being able to approach the throne by even an inch.

The Lion crouched low and tried to jump on the Nome King; but he only leaped a short distance into the air and landed back in the same spot, unable to get any closer to the throne.

"It seems to me," said the Scarecrow, thoughtfully, "that our best plan is to wheedle his Majesty into giving up his slaves, since he is too great a magician to oppose."

"It seems to me," said the Scarecrow, thinking it over, "that our best plan is to convince his Majesty to give up his slaves, since he is too powerful a magician to go against."

"This is the most sensible thing any of you have suggested," declared the Nome King. "It is folly to threaten me, but I'm so kind-hearted that I cannot stand coaxing or wheedling. If you really wish to accomplish anything by your journey, my dear Ozma, you must coax me."

"This is the smartest thing any of you have come up with," said the Nome King. "It's ridiculous to threaten me, but I'm so nice that I can't resist persuasion or flattery. If you truly want to achieve something on your journey, my dear Ozma, you need to persuade me."

"Very well," said Ozma, more cheerfully. "Let us be friends, and talk this over in a friendly manner."[Pg 173]

"Sure thing," said Ozma, sounding much happier. "Let's be friends and discuss this in a friendly way."[Pg 173]

"To be sure," agreed the King, his eyes twinkling merrily.

"Of course," agreed the King, his eyes sparkling with joy.

"I am very anxious," she continued, "to liberate the Queen of Ev and her children who are now ornaments and bric-a-brac in your Majesty's palace, and to restore them to their people. Tell me, sir, how this may be accomplished."

"I am very eager," she continued, "to free the Queen of Ev and her children who are now decorations and trinkets in your Majesty's palace, and to bring them back to their people. Please tell me, sir, how this can be done."

The king remained thoughtful for a moment, after which he asked:

The king paused for a moment, deep in thought, before he asked:

"Are you willing to take a few chances and risks yourself, in order to set free the people of Ev?"

"Are you willing to take some chances and risks yourself to help free the people of Ev?"

"Yes, indeed!" answered Ozma, eagerly.

"Absolutely!" answered Ozma, eagerly.

"Then," said the Nome King, "I will make you this offer: You shall go alone and unattended into my palace and examine carefully all that the rooms contain. Then you shall have permission to touch eleven different objects, pronouncing at the time the word 'Ev,' and if any one of them, or more than one, proves to be the transformation of the Queen of Ev or any of her ten children, then they will instantly be restored to their true forms and may leave my palace and my kingdom in your company, without any objection whatever. It is possible for you, in this way, to free the entire eleven; but if you do not guess all the objects correctly, and some of the slaves remain transformed, then each one of your[Pg 174] friends and followers may, in turn, enter the palace and have the same privileges I grant you."

"Then," said the Nome King, "I have this offer for you: You can go alone into my palace and carefully check out everything the rooms have. You’ll be allowed to touch eleven different objects, saying the word 'Ev' each time, and if any of them, or more than one, turns out to be the Queen of Ev or any of her ten children, they will immediately change back to their true forms and can leave my palace and kingdom with you, no problem at all. You can potentially free all eleven this way; however, if you don’t guess correctly on all the objects and some of the slaves stay transformed, then each of your[Pg 174] friends and followers can take their turn entering the palace and have the same privileges I’m giving you."

"Oh, thank you! thank you for this kind offer!" said Ozma, eagerly.

"Oh, thank you! Thank you for this generous offer!" said Ozma, eagerly.

"I make but one condition," added the Nome King, his eyes twinkling.

"I have only one condition," the Nome King said, his eyes sparkling.

"What is it?" she enquired.

"What is it?" she asked.

"If none of the eleven objects you touch proves to be the transformation of any of the royal family of Ev, then, instead of freeing them, you will yourself become enchanted, and transformed into an article of bric-a-brac or an ornament. This is only fair and just, and is the risk you declared you were willing to take."

"If none of the eleven objects you touch turns out to be the transformation of any member of the royal family of Ev, then instead of freeing them, you will become enchanted yourself and be transformed into a piece of decor or an ornament. This is only fair and just, and it's the risk you said you were willing to take."


The Eleven Guesses

Hearing this condition imposed by the Nome King, Ozma became silent and thoughtful, and all her friends looked at her uneasily.

Hearing the condition set by the Nome King, Ozma fell silent and became lost in thought, while all her friends watched her anxiously.

"Don't you do it!" exclaimed Dorothy. "If you guess wrong, you will be enslaved yourself."

"Don't do it!" Dorothy shouted. "If you guess wrong, you'll end up enslaved too."

"But I shall have eleven guesses," answered Ozma. "Surely I ought to guess one object in eleven correctly; and, if I do, I shall rescue one of the royal family and be safe myself. Then the rest of you may attempt it, and soon we shall free all those who are enslaved."

"But I get eleven guesses," Ozma replied. "I should definitely be able to guess at least one thing correctly out of eleven; if I do, I'll rescue one of the royal family and be safe myself. Then the rest of you can take your turns, and before long, we'll free everyone who’s been enslaved."

"What if we fail?" enquired the Scarecrow. "I'd[Pg 176] look nice as a piece of bric-a-brac, wouldn't I?"

"What if we fail?" asked the Scarecrow. "I'd[Pg 176] look nice as a decoration, wouldn't I?"

"We must not fail!" cried Ozma, courageously. "Having come all this distance to free these poor people, it would be weak and cowardly in us to abandon the adventure. Therefore I will accept the Nome King's offer, and go at once into the royal palace."

"We can't back down!" shouted Ozma, with determination. "After traveling all this way to save these poor people, it would be weak and cowardly to give up now. So, I will take the Nome King's offer and head straight to the royal palace."

"Come along, then, my dear," said the King, climbing down from his throne with some difficulty, because he was so fat; "I'll show you the way."

"Come on, then, my dear," said the King, awkwardly getting down from his throne because he was so overweight; "I'll show you the way."

He approached a wall of the cave and waved his hand. Instantly an opening appeared, through which Ozma, after a smiling farewell to her friends, boldly passed.

He walked up to a wall in the cave and waved his hand. Immediately, an opening appeared, and Ozma, after giving her friends a cheerful goodbye, confidently stepped through.

She found herself in a splendid hall that was more beautiful and grand than anything she had ever beheld. The ceilings were composed of great arches that rose far above her head, and all the walls and floors were of polished marble exquisitely tinted in many colors. Thick velvet carpets were on the floor and heavy silken draperies covered the arches leading to the various rooms of the palace. The furniture was made of rare old woods richly carved and covered with delicate satins, and the entire palace was lighted by a mysterious rosy glow that seemed to come from no particular place but flooded[Pg 177] each apartment with its soft and pleasing radiance.

She found herself in a stunning hall that was more beautiful and grand than anything she had ever seen. The ceilings had tall arches that reached high above her head, and all the walls and floors were made of polished marble in various exquisite colors. Thick velvet carpets covered the floor, and heavy silk curtains adorned the arches leading to the different rooms of the palace. The furniture was crafted from rare old woods, intricately carved and draped in delicate satin, and the entire palace was illuminated by a mysterious rosy glow that seemed to come from nowhere, filling each room with a soft and pleasant light.

Ozma passed from one room to another, greatly delighted by all she saw. The lovely palace had no other occupant, for the Nome King had left her at the entrance, which closed behind her, and in all the magnificent rooms there appeared to be no other person.

Ozma moved from one room to another, really pleased by everything she saw. The beautiful palace had no other residents since the Nome King had left her at the entrance, which closed behind her, and in all the magnificent rooms, there seemed to be no one else around.

Upon the mantels, and on many shelves and brackets and tables, were clustered ornaments of every description, seemingly made out of all sorts of metals, glass, china, stones and marbles. There were vases, and figures of men and animals, and graven platters and bowls, and mosaics of precious gems, and many other things. Pictures, too, were on the walls, and the underground palace was quite a museum of rare and curious and costly objects.

On the mantels and many shelves, brackets, and tables, there were all kinds of ornaments made from various metals, glass, china, stones, and marbles. There were vases, figures of people and animals, engraved platters and bowls, mosaics made from precious gems, and many other items. The walls were also lined with pictures, making the underground palace feel like a museum filled with rare, interesting, and expensive objects.

After her first hasty examination of the rooms Ozma began to wonder which of all the numerous ornaments they contained were the transformations of the royal family of Ev. There was nothing to guide her, for everything seemed without a spark of life. So she must guess blindly; and for the first time the girl came to realize how dangerous was her task, and how likely she was to lose her own freedom in striving to free others from the bondage of the Nome King. No wonder the cunning[Pg 179][Pg 178] monarch laughed good naturedly with his visitors, when he knew how easily they might be entrapped.

After her quick first look at the rooms, Ozma started to wonder which of all the many ornaments were actually the transformations of the royal family of Ev. There was nothing to help her figure it out, as everything seemed lifeless. So she had to guess without any clues; and for the first time, the girl realized how dangerous her mission was and how likely she was to lose her own freedom while trying to rescue others from the Nome King's grasp. It was no surprise that the clever[Pg 179][Pg 178] monarch laughed warmly with his guests, knowing how easily they could fall into his trap.

OZMA SHUT HER EYES TIGHTLY AND ADVANCED Ozma closed her eyes tightly and moved forward.

But Ozma, having undertaken the venture, would not abandon it. She looked at a silver candelabra that had ten branches, and thought: "This may be the Queen of Ev and her ten children." So she touched it and uttered aloud the word "Ev," as the Nome King had instructed her to do when she guessed. But the candelabra remained as it was before.

But Ozma, having taken on the challenge, refused to give up. She glanced at a silver candelabra with ten branches and thought, "This might represent the Queen of Ev and her ten children." So she touched it and said out loud the word "Ev," just like the Nome King had told her to do when she made a guess. But the candelabra stayed exactly the same as before.

Then she wandered into another room and touched a china lamb, thinking it might be one of the children she sought. But again she was unsuccessful. Three guesses; four guesses; five, six, seven, eight, nine and ten she made, and still not one of them was right!

Then she walked into another room and touched a porcelain lamb, thinking it might be one of the kids she was looking for. But again, she had no luck. She made three guesses; then four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, and ten, and still none of them were correct!

The girl shivered a little and grew pale even under the rosy light; for now but one guess remained, and her own fate depended upon the result.

The girl shivered a bit and turned pale even in the rosy light; for now, only one guess was left, and her own fate hinged on the outcome.

She resolved not to be hasty, and strolled through all the rooms once more, gazing earnestly upon the various ornaments and trying to decide which she would touch. Finally, in despair, she decided to leave it entirely to chance. She faced the doorway of a room, shut her eyes tightly, and then, thrusting aside the heavy draperies, she advanced blindly with[Pg 180] her right arm outstretched before her.

She decided not to rush and walked through all the rooms again, looking closely at the different decorations and trying to choose which one to touch. In the end, feeling frustrated, she decided to leave it entirely up to luck. She stood in front of a doorway, closed her eyes tightly, and then, pushing aside the heavy curtains, she moved forward blindly with[Pg 180] her right arm stretched out in front of her.

Slowly, softly she crept forward until her hand came in contact with an object upon a small round table. She did not know what it was, but in a low voice she pronounced the word "Ev."

Slowly and quietly, she moved forward until her hand touched something on a small round table. She didn't know what it was, but she softly said the word "Ev."

The rooms were quite empty of life after that. The Nome King had gained a new ornament. For upon the edge of the table rested a pretty grasshopper, that seemed to have been formed from a single emerald. It was all that remained of Ozma of Oz.

The rooms felt very lifeless after that. The Nome King had acquired a new decoration. On the edge of the table sat a beautiful grasshopper, which looked like it was made from a single emerald. It was all that was left of Ozma of Oz.

In the throne room just beyond the palace the Nome King suddenly looked up and smiled.

In the throne room just beyond the palace, the Nome King suddenly looked up and smiled.

"Next!" he said, in his pleasant voice.

"Next!" he said, in his friendly voice.

Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Tin Woodman, who had been sitting in anxious silence, each gave a start of dismay and stared into one another's eyes.

Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Tin Woodman, who had been sitting in anxious silence, each jumped in shock and looked into each other's eyes.

"Has she failed?" asked Tiktok.

"Did she fail?" asked Tiktok.

"So it seems," answered the little monarch, cheerfully. "But that is no reason one of you should not succeed. The next may have twelve guesses, instead of eleven, for there are now twelve persons transformed into ornaments. Well, well! Which of you goes next?"

"So it seems," replied the little king, happily. "But that doesn't mean one of you can't win. The next person might get twelve guesses instead of eleven, since there are now twelve people turned into decorations. Alright, who’s up next?"

"I'll go," said Dorothy.

"I'm going," said Dorothy.

"Not so," replied the Tin Woodman. "As com[Pg 181]mander of Ozma's army, it is my privilege to follow her and attempt her rescue."

"That's not true," replied the Tin Woodman. "As the commander of Ozma's army, it's my privilege to follow her and try to rescue her."

"Away you go, then," said the Scarecrow. "But be careful, old friend."

"Away you go, then," said the Scarecrow. "But be careful, my old friend."

"I will," promised the Tin Woodman; and then he followed the Nome King to the entrance to the palace and the rock closed behind him.

"I will," promised the Tin Woodman; and then he followed the Nome King to the entrance of the palace, and the rock closed behind him.


The Nome King Laughs

In a moment the King returned to his throne and relighted his pipe, and the rest of the little band of adventurers settled themselves for another long wait. They were greatly disheartened by the failure of their girl Ruler, and the knowledge that she was now an ornament in the Nome King's palace—a dreadful, creepy place in spite of all its magnificence. Without their little leader they did not know what to do next, and each one, down to the trembling private of the army, began to fear he would soon be more ornamental than useful.[Pg 183]

In a moment, the King returned to his throne and lit his pipe again, while the rest of the little group of adventurers made themselves comfortable for another long wait. They felt really discouraged by their girl's failure as a leader and the fact that she was now just a decoration in the Nome King's palace—a terrifying, creepy place despite all its grandeur. Without their little leader, they were unsure of what to do next, and each one, even the nervous soldier, began to worry that he'd soon be more of a decoration than helpful.[Pg 183]

Suddenly the Nome King began laughing.

Suddenly, the Nome King started laughing.

"Ha, ha, ha! He, he, he! Ho, ho, ho!"

"Ha, ha, ha! He, he, he! Ho, ho, ho!"

"What's happened?" asked the Scarecrow.

"What's going on?" asked the Scarecrow.

"Why, your friend, the Tin Woodman, has become the funniest thing you can imagine," replied the King, wiping the tears of merriment from his eyes. "No one would ever believe he could make such an amusing ornament. Next!"

"Why, your friend, the Tin Woodman, has become the funniest thing you can imagine," replied the King, wiping the tears of laughter from his eyes. "No one would ever believe he could create such a hilarious decoration. Next!"

They gazed at each other with sinking hearts. One of the generals began to weep dolefully.

They looked at each other with heavy hearts. One of the generals started to cry sadly.

"What are you crying for?" asked the Scarecrow, indignant at such a display of weakness.

"What are you crying for?" asked the Scarecrow, upset by such a show of weakness.

"He owed me six weeks back pay," said the general, "and I hate to lose him."

"He owed me six weeks of back pay," said the general, "and I really don’t want to lose him."

"Then you shall go and find him," declared the Scarecrow.

"Then you should go and find him," said the Scarecrow.

"Me!" cried the general, greatly alarmed.

"Me!" shouted the general, very alarmed.

"Certainly. It is your duty to follow your commander. March!"

"Of course. It's your responsibility to follow your leader. Let's go!"

"I won't," said the general. "I'd like to, of course; but I just simply won't."

"I won't," said the general. "I'd like to, of course; but I just simply won't."

The Scarecrow looked enquiringly at the Nome King.

The Scarecrow looked at the Nome King with curiosity.

"Never mind," said the jolly monarch. "If he doesn't care to enter the palace and make his guesses I'll throw him into one of my fiery furnaces."[Pg 184]

"Never mind," said the cheerful king. "If he doesn't want to come into the palace and take his chances, I'll toss him into one of my fiery furnaces."[Pg 184]

"I'll go!—of course I'm going," yelled the general, as quick as scat. "Where is the entrance—where is it? Let me go at once!"

"I'll go!—of course I'm going," shouted the general, as fast as lightning. "Where's the entrance—where is it? Let me go now!"

So the Nome King escorted him into the palace, and again returned to await the result. What the general did, no one can tell; but it was not long before the King called for the next victim, and a colonel was forced to try his fortune.

So the Nome King took him into the palace and then went back to wait for the outcome. No one knows what the general did, but it wasn't long before the King asked for the next victim, and a colonel had to try his luck.

Thus, one after another, all of the twenty-six officers filed into the palace and made their guesses—and became ornaments.

So, one by one, all twenty-six officers entered the palace, made their guesses—and turned into decorations.

Meantime the King ordered refreshments to be served to those waiting, and at his command a rudely shaped Nome entered, bearing a tray. This Nome was not unlike the others that Dorothy had seen, but he wore a heavy gold chain around his neck to show that he was the Chief Steward of the Nome King, and he assumed an air of much importance, and even told his majesty not to eat too much cake late at night, or he would be ill.

Meanwhile, the King ordered refreshments to be brought out to those who were waiting, and at his command, a strangely shaped Nome entered, carrying a tray. This Nome was similar to the others Dorothy had seen, but he wore a heavy gold chain around his neck to signify that he was the Chief Steward of the Nome King. He acted quite important and even advised his majesty not to eat too much cake late at night, or he might feel sick.

Dorothy, however, was hungry, and she was not afraid of being ill; so she ate several cakes and found them good, and also she drank a cup of excellent coffee made of a richly flavored clay, browned in the furnaces and then ground fine, and found it most refreshing and not at all muddy.[Pg 185]

Dorothy, on the other hand, was hungry, and she didn’t mind getting a bit sick; so she ate several cakes and thought they were delicious. She also drank a cup of excellent coffee made from richly flavored clay, roasted in the furnaces and then finely ground, and found it very refreshing and not muddy at all.[Pg 185]

Of all the party which had started upon this adventure, the little Kansas girl was now left alone with the Scarecrow, Tiktok, and the private for counsellors and companions. Of course the Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger were still there, but they, having also eaten some of the cakes, had gone to sleep at one side of the cave, while upon the other side stood the Sawhorse, motionless and silent, as became a mere thing of wood. Billina had quietly walked around and picked up the crumbs of cake which had been scattered, and now, as it was long after bed-time, she tried to find some dark place in which to go to sleep.

Of all the group that had set out on this adventure, the little girl from Kansas was now left alone with the Scarecrow, Tiktok, and her companions. The Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger were still there, but having eaten some of the cakes, they had fallen asleep on one side of the cave. On the other side stood the Sawhorse, motionless and silent, as a simple wooden object should be. Billina had quietly walked around and picked up the crumbs of cake that had been scattered, and now that it was well past bedtime, she tried to find a dark place to sleep.

Presently the hen espied a hollow underneath the King's rocky throne, and crept into it unnoticed. She could still hear the chattering of those around her, but it was almost dark underneath the throne, so that soon she had fallen fast asleep.

Currently, the hen spotted a hollow under the King's rocky throne and sneaked into it without being noticed. She could still hear the chatter of those around her, but it was almost dark under the throne, so she soon fell fast asleep.

"Next!" called the King, and the private, whose turn it was to enter the fatal palace, shook hands with Dorothy and the Scarecrow and bade them a sorrowful good-bye, and passed through the rocky portal.

"Next!" called the King, and the private, whose turn it was to enter the deadly palace, shook hands with Dorothy and the Scarecrow, said a sad goodbye, and went through the rocky entrance.

They waited a long time, for the private was in no hurry to become an ornament and made his guesses very slowly. The Nome King, who seemed[Pg 186] to know, by some magical power, all that took place in his beautiful rooms of his palace, grew impatient finally and declared he would sit up no longer.

They waited for a long time because the private was in no rush to become an ornament and made his guesses really slowly. The Nome King, who seemed[Pg 186] to know, through some magical power, everything that happened in the beautiful rooms of his palace, finally grew impatient and announced that he wouldn't sit up any longer.

"I love ornaments," said he, "but I can wait until tomorrow to get more of them; so, as soon as that stupid private is transformed, we will all go to bed and leave the job to be finished in the morning."

"I love decorations," he said, "but I can wait until tomorrow to get more of them; so, once that dumb private is taken care of, we’ll all go to bed and leave the work to be finished in the morning."

"Is it so very late?" asked Dorothy.

"Is it really that late?" Dorothy asked.

"Why, it is after midnight," said the King, "and that strikes me as being late enough. There is neither night nor day in my kingdom, because it is under the earth's surface, where the sun does not shine. But we have to sleep, just the same as the up-stairs people do, and for my part I'm going to bed in a few minutes."

"Wow, it’s after midnight," said the King. "That seems late enough to me. There’s no night or day in my kingdom because it’s below the earth’s surface, where the sun doesn’t shine. But we still need to sleep, just like those up top do, and I’m heading to bed in a few minutes."

Indeed, it was not long after this that the private made his last guess. Of course he guessed wrongly, and of course he at once became an ornament. So the King was greatly pleased, and clapped his hands to summon his Chief Steward.

Indeed, it wasn't long after this that the private made his final guess. Naturally, he guessed wrong, and immediately became an ornament. This pleased the King greatly, and he clapped his hands to call for his Chief Steward.

"Show these guests to some of the sleeping apartments," he commanded, "and be quick about it, too, for I'm dreadfully sleepy myself."

"Take these guests to their rooms," he ordered, "and do it quickly, because I'm really tired myself."

"You've no business to sit up so late," replied the Steward, gruffly. "You'll be as cross as a griffin tomorrow morning."[Pg 187]

"You shouldn't be staying up so late," the Steward replied gruffly. "You'll be in a bad mood like a griffin tomorrow morning." [Pg 187]

SOON SHE HAD FALLEN FAST ASLEEP Soon, she had fallen deep asleep.

His Majesty made no answer to this remark, and the Chief Steward led Dorothy through another doorway into a long hall, from which several plain but comfortable sleeping rooms opened. The little girl was given the first room, and the Scarecrow and Tiktok the next—although they never slept—and the Lion and the Tiger the third. The Sawhorse hobbled after the Steward into a fourth room, to stand stiffly in the center of it until morning. Each night was rather a bore to the Scarecrow, Tiktok and the Sawhorse; but they had learned from experience to pass the time patiently and quietly, since all their friends who were made of flesh had to sleep and did not like to be disturbed.

His Majesty didn’t respond to this comment, and the Chief Steward guided Dorothy through another doorway into a long hallway, where several simple but cozy bedrooms were located. The little girl was assigned the first room, while the Scarecrow and Tiktok got the next one—though they never actually slept—and the Lion and the Tiger took the third. The Sawhorse followed the Steward into a fourth room, standing stiffly in the middle of it until morning. Each night was pretty boring for the Scarecrow, Tiktok, and the Sawhorse; however, they had learned from experience to pass the time patiently and quietly, since all their friends made of flesh needed to sleep and didn’t like to be disturbed.

When the Chief Steward had left them alone the Scarecrow remarked, sadly:

When the Chief Steward had left them alone, the Scarecrow said quietly:

"I am in great sorrow over the loss of my old comrade, the Tin Woodman. We have had many dangerous adventures together, and escaped them all, and now it grieves me to know he has become an ornament, and is lost to me forever."

"I am very sad about the loss of my old friend, the Tin Woodman. We’ve been through many dangerous adventures together and made it through every single one, and now it hurts me to know he has become just a decoration and is lost to me forever."

"He was al-ways an or-na-ment to so-ci-e-ty," said Tiktok.

"He was always an ornament to society," said Tiktok.

"True; but now the Nome King laughs at him, and calls him the funniest ornament in all the palace. It will hurt my poor friend's pride to be[Pg 189] laughed at," continued the Scarecrow, sadly.

"True; but now the Nome King laughs at him and calls him the funniest decoration in the whole palace. It’s going to hurt my poor friend's pride to be[Pg 189] laughed at," continued the Scarecrow, sadly.

"We will make rath-er ab-surd or-na-ments, our-selves, to-mor-row," observed the machine, in his monotonous voice.

"We're going to make rather absurd ornaments ourselves tomorrow," remarked the machine in its monotonous voice.

Just then Dorothy ran into their room, in a state of great anxiety, crying:

Just then, Dorothy burst into their room, clearly upset and crying:

"Where's Billina? Have you seen Billina? Is she here?"

"Where's Billina? Have you seen her? Is she here?"

"No," answered the Scarecrow.

"No," the Scarecrow replied.

"Then what has become of her?" asked the girl.

"Then what happened to her?" asked the girl.

"Why, I thought she was with you," said the Scarecrow. "Yet I do not remember seeing the yellow hen since she picked up the crumbs of cake."

"Why, I thought she was with you," said the Scarecrow. "But I don't remember seeing the yellow hen since she picked up the cake crumbs."

"We must have left her in the room where the King's throne is," decided Dorothy, and at once she turned and ran down the hall to the door through which they had entered. But it was fast closed and locked on the other side, and the heavy slab of rock proved to be so thick that no sound could pass through it. So Dorothy was forced to return to her chamber.

"We must have left her in the room where the King's throne is," Dorothy decided, and immediately turned and ran down the hall to the door they had come through. But it was firmly closed and locked on the other side, and the heavy stone was so thick that no sound could get through. So, Dorothy had to go back to her room.

The Cowardly Lion stuck his head into her room to try to console the girl for the loss of her feathered friend.

The Cowardly Lion peeked into her room to try to comfort the girl about the loss of her feathered friend.

"The yellow hen is well able to take care of herself," said he; "so don't worry about her, but try[Pg 190] to get all the sleep you can. It has been a long and weary day, and you need rest."

"The yellow hen can take care of herself," he said; "so don’t worry about her, but try[Pg 190] to get as much sleep as you can. It’s been a long and tiring day, and you need to rest."

"I'll prob'ly get lots of rest tomorrow, when I become an orn'ment," said Dorothy, sleepily. But she lay down upon her couch, nevertheless, and in spite of all her worries was soon in the land of dreams.

"I'll probably get a lot of rest tomorrow when I become an ornament," said Dorothy, sleepily. But she lay down on her couch anyway, and despite all her worries, she was soon in the land of dreams.


Dorothy Tries to be Brave

Meantime the Chief Steward had returned to the throne room, where he said to the King:

Meantime, the Chief Steward had returned to the throne room, where he said to the King:

"You are a fool to waste so much time upon these people."

"You’re making a mistake by spending so much time on these people."

"What!" cried his Majesty, in so enraged a voice that it awoke Billina, who was asleep under his throne. "How dare you call me a fool?"

"What!" shouted his Majesty, in such an angry voice that it woke Billina, who was asleep under his throne. "How dare you call me a fool?"

"Because I like to speak the truth," said the Steward. "Why didn't you enchant them all at once, instead of allowing them to go one by one into the palace and guess which ornaments are the Queen of Ev and her children?"[Pg 192]

"Because I like to tell the truth," said the Steward. "Why didn't you cast the spell on all of them at once, instead of letting them go in one by one and try to figure out which ornaments belong to the Queen of Ev and her kids?"[Pg 192]

"Why, you stupid rascal, it is more fun this way," returned the King, "and it serves to keep me amused for a long time."

"Why, you silly rascal, it’s more fun this way," replied the King, "and it keeps me entertained for a long time."

"But suppose some of them happen to guess aright," persisted the Steward; "then you would lose your old ornaments and these new ones, too."

"But what if some of them happen to guess correctly?" the Steward insisted. "Then you would lose your old ornaments and these new ones as well."

"There is no chance of their guessing aright," replied the monarch, with a laugh. "How could they know that the Queen of Ev and her family are all ornaments of a royal purple color?"

"There’s no way they’ll guess correctly," the king said with a laugh. "How could they know that the Queen of Ev and her family are all dressed in royal purple?"

"But there are no other purple ornaments in the palace," said the Steward.

"But there aren't any other purple decorations in the palace," said the Steward.

"There are many other colors, however, and the purple ones are scattered throughout the rooms, and are of many different shapes and sizes. Take my word for it, Steward, they will never think of choosing the purple ornaments."

"There are many other colors, though, and the purple ones are spread out in the rooms, coming in various shapes and sizes. Trust me, Steward, they will never consider picking the purple decorations."

Billina, squatting under the throne, had listened carefully to all this talk, and now chuckled softly to herself as she heard the King disclose his secret.

Billina, sitting beneath the throne, had listened closely to all this conversation, and now smiled to herself as she heard the King reveal his secret.

"Still, you are acting foolishly by running the chance," continued the Steward, roughly; "and it is still more foolish of you to transform all those people from Oz into green ornaments."

"Even so, you're being reckless by taking that risk," the Steward said gruffly. "And it's even more foolish of you to turn all those people from Oz into green decorations."

"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A FOOL?" "How dare you call me a fool?"

"I did that because they came from the Emerald[Pg 194][Pg 193] City," replied the King; "and I had no green ornaments in my collection until now. I think they will look quite pretty, mixed with the others. Don't you?"

"I did that because they came from the Emerald[Pg 194][Pg 193] City," replied the King; "and I didn't have any green decorations in my collection until now. I think they'll look really nice, mixed in with the others. Don't you?"

The Steward gave an angry grunt.

The Steward let out an annoyed grunt.

"Have your own way, since you are the King," he growled. "But if you come to grief through your carelessness, remember that I told you so. If I wore the magic belt which enables you to work all your transformations, and gives you so much other power, I am sure I would make a much wiser and better King than you are."

"Do things your way, since you’re the King," he said gruffly. "But if you mess up because of your carelessness, just remember that I warned you. If I had the magic belt that lets you do all your transformations and gives you so much power, I know I’d be a much wiser and better King than you."

"Oh, cease your tiresome chatter!" commanded the King, getting angry again. "Because you are my Chief Steward you have an idea you can scold me as much as you please. But the very next time you become impudent, I will send you to work in the furnaces, and get another Nome to fill your place. Now follow me to my chamber, for I am going to bed. And see that I am wakened early tomorrow morning. I want to enjoy the fun of transforming the rest of these people into ornaments."

"Oh, shut up with your annoying talk!" the King shouted, getting angry again. "Just because you’re my Chief Steward, you think you can scold me whenever you want. But the next time you get disrespectful, I’ll send you to work in the furnaces and find another Nome to take your place. Now follow me to my room, because I'm going to bed. And make sure I’m woken up early tomorrow morning. I want to enjoy turning the rest of these people into decorations."

"What color will you make the Kansas girl?" asked the Steward.

"What color are you going to make the Kansas girl?" asked the Steward.

"Gray, I think," said his Majesty.

"Gray, I think," said His Majesty.

"And the Scarecrow and the machine man?"[Pg 195]

"And what about the Scarecrow and the Tin Man?"[Pg 195]

"Oh, they shall be of solid gold, because they are so ugly in real life."

"Oh, they'll be made of solid gold because they're so unattractive in real life."

Then the voices died away, and Billina knew that the King and his Steward had left the room. She fixed up some of her tail feathers that were not straight, and then tucked her head under her wing again and went to sleep.

Then the voices faded, and Billina realized that the King and his Steward had left the room. She adjusted some of her tail feathers that were out of place, then tucked her head under her wing again and went to sleep.

In the morning Dorothy and the Lion and Tiger were given their breakfast in their rooms, and afterward joined the King in his throne room. The Tiger complained bitterly that he was half starved, and begged to go into the palace and become an ornament, so that he would no longer suffer the pangs of hunger.

In the morning, Dorothy, the Lion, and the Tiger had their breakfast in their rooms and then joined the King in his throne room. The Tiger lamented that he was starving and pleaded to go inside the palace and be an ornament so he wouldn't have to feel the pain of hunger anymore.

"Haven't you had your breakfast?" asked the Nome King.

"Haven't you had your breakfast?" the Nome King asked.

"Oh, I had just a bite," replied the beast. "But what good is a bite, to a hungry tiger?"

"Oh, I just had a nibble," replied the beast. "But what good is a nibble to a hungry tiger?"

"He ate seventeen bowls of porridge, a platter full of fried sausages, eleven loaves of bread and twenty-one mince pies," said the Steward.

"He ate seventeen bowls of porridge, a full platter of fried sausages, eleven loaves of bread, and twenty-one mince pies," said the Steward.

"What more do you want?" demanded the King.

"What else do you want?" the King demanded.

"A fat baby. I want a fat baby," said the Hungry Tiger. "A nice, plump, juicy, tender, fat baby. But, of course, if I had one, my conscience[Pg 196] would not allow me to eat it. So I'll have to be an ornament and forget my hunger."

"A chubby baby. I want a chubby baby," said the Hungry Tiger. "A nice, plump, juicy, tender, chubby baby. But, of course, if I had one, my conscience[Pg 196] would stop me from eating it. So I'll just have to be an ornament and ignore my hunger."

"Impossible!" exclaimed the King. "I'll have no clumsy beasts enter my palace, to overturn and break all my pretty nick-nacks. When the rest of your friends are transformed you can return to the upper world, and go about your business."

"Impossible!" the King shouted. "I won't let any awkward creatures come into my palace and mess up all my lovely decorations. Once the rest of your friends are changed back, you can go back to the surface and carry on with your life."

"As for that we have no business, when our friends are gone," said the Lion. "So we do not care much what becomes of us."

"As for that, we have no purpose when our friends are gone," said the Lion. "So we don’t really care what happens to us."

Dorothy begged to be allowed to go first into the palace, but Tiktok firmly maintained that the slave should face danger before the mistress. The Scarecrow agreed with him in that, so the Nome King opened the door for the machine man, who tramped into the palace to meet his fate. Then his Majesty returned to his throne and puffed his pipe so contentedly that a small cloud of smoke formed above his head.

Dorothy pleaded to be allowed to go into the palace first, but Tiktok insisted that the servant should face danger before the lady. The Scarecrow supported Tiktok, so the Nome King opened the door for the machine man, who marched into the palace to meet his destiny. Then his Majesty went back to his throne and smoked his pipe so happily that a small cloud of smoke formed above his head.

Bye and bye he said:

Later, he said:

"I'm sorry there are so few of you left. Very soon, now, my fun will be over, and then for amusement I shall have nothing to do but admire my new ornaments."

"I'm sorry that there are so few of you left. Soon, my fun will be over, and then for entertainment, I’ll have nothing to do but admire my new decorations."

"It seems to me," said Dorothy, "that you are not so honest as you pretend to be."[Pg 197]

"It looks like," Dorothy said, "that you're not as honest as you act like you are."[Pg 197]

THE NOME KING PUFFED HIS PIPE THE NOME KING SMOKED HIS PIPE

"How's that?" asked the King.

"How's that?" asked the King.

"Why, you made us think it would be easy to guess what ornaments the people of Ev were changed into."

"Why did you make us think it would be easy to guess what decorations the people of Ev were turned into?"

"It is easy," declared the monarch, "if one is a good guesser. But it appears that the members of your party are all poor guessers."

"It is easy," said the king, "if you're a good guesser. But it seems like the people in your group are all terrible at guessing."

"What is Tiktok doing now?" asked the girl, uneasily.

"What is TikTok doing now?" the girl asked, feeling uneasy.

"Nothing," replied the King, with a frown. "He is standing perfectly still, in the middle of a room."

"Nothing," the King replied, frowning. "He is standing completely still in the middle of the room."

"Oh, I expect he's run down," said Dorothy. "I forgot to wind him up this morning. How many guesses has he made?"

"Oh, I bet he's out of energy," said Dorothy. "I forgot to wind him up this morning. How many guesses has he made?"

"All that he is allowed except one," answered the King. "Suppose you go in and wind him up, and then you can stay there and make your own guesses."

"Everything is allowed except one thing," replied the King. "How about you go in and wind him up, and then you can hang out there and make your own guesses."

"All right," said Dorothy.

"Okay," said Dorothy.

"It is my turn next," declared the Scarecrow.

"It’s my turn now," said the Scarecrow.

"Why, you don't want to go away and leave me all alone, do you?" asked the girl. "Besides, if I go now I can wind up Tiktok, so that he can make his last guess."

"Why, you don't want to just leave me here all alone, do you?" the girl asked. "Besides, if I leave now, I can wind up Tiktok so he can make his last guess."

"Very well, then," said the Scarecrow, with a sigh.[Pg 199] "Run along, little Dorothy, and may good luck go with you!"

"Alright, then," said the Scarecrow with a sigh.[Pg 199] "Go ahead, little Dorothy, and I hope good luck is on your side!"

So Dorothy, trying to be brave in spite of her fears, passed through the doorway into the gorgeous rooms of the palace. The stillness of the place awed her, at first, and the child drew short breaths, and pressed her hand to her heart, and looked all around with wondering eyes.

So Dorothy, trying to be brave despite her fears, walked through the doorway into the stunning rooms of the palace. The silence of the place amazed her at first, and she breathed in quickly, pressed her hand to her heart, and looked around with wide eyes full of wonder.

Yes, it was a beautiful place; but enchantments lurked in every nook and corner, and she had not yet grown accustomed to the wizardries of these fairy countries, so different from the quiet and sensible common-places of her own native land.

Yes, it was a beautiful place; but magic hid in every nook and corner, and she hadn’t yet gotten used to the wonders of these fairy lands, so different from the calm and practical realities of her own home.

Slowly she passed through several rooms until she came upon Tiktok, standing motionless. It really seemed, then, that she had found a friend in this mysterious palace, so she hastened to wind up the machine man's action and speech and thoughts.

Slowly, she walked through several rooms until she found TikTok, standing still. In that moment, it felt like she had discovered a friend in this mysterious palace, so she quickly activated the machine man's actions, words, and thoughts.

"Thank you, Dor-oth-y," were his first words. "I have now one more guess to make."

"Thanks, Dorothy," were his first words. "I have one more guess to make."

"Oh, be very careful, Tiktok; won't you?" cried the girl.

"Oh, be really careful, Tiktok; okay?" cried the girl.

"Yes. But the Nome King has us in his power, and he has set a trap for us. I fear we are all lost," he answered.

"Yes. But the Nome King has us under his control, and he has set a trap for us. I’m afraid we’re all doomed," he replied.

"I fear so, too," said Dorothy, sadly.[Pg 200]

"I worry about that too," Dorothy said, sadly.[Pg 200]

"If Smith & Tin-ker had giv-en me a guess-ing clock-work at-tach-ment," continued Tiktok, "I might have de-fied the Nome King. But my thoughts are plain and sim-ple, and are not of much use in this case."

"If Smith & Tinker had given me a guessing clockwork attachment," continued Tiktok, "I might have challenged the Nome King. But my thoughts are straightforward and not very helpful in this situation."

"Do the best you can," said Dorothy, encouragingly, "and if you fail I will watch and see what shape you are changed into."

"Do your best," said Dorothy, encouragingly, "and if you fail, I’ll be here to see what you turn into."

So Tiktok touched a yellow glass vase that had daisies painted on one side, and he spoke at the same time the word "Ev."

So Tiktok touched a yellow glass vase with daisies painted on one side and said the word "Ev" at the same time.

In a flash the machine man had disappeared, and although the girl looked quickly in every direction, she could not tell which of the many ornaments the room contained had a moment before been her faithful friend and servant.

In an instant, the machine man was gone, and even though the girl glanced around quickly in every direction, she couldn't figure out which of the many decorations in the room had just been her loyal friend and servant.

So all she could do was to accept the hopeless task set her, and make her guesses and abide by the result.

So all she could do was accept the impossible task given to her, make her guesses, and deal with the outcome.

"It can't hurt very much," she thought, "for I haven't heard any of them scream or cry out—not even the poor officers. Dear me! I wonder if Uncle Henry or Aunt Em will ever know I have become an orn'ment in the Nome King's palace, and must stand forever and ever in one place and look pretty—'cept when I'm moved to be dusted.[Pg 201] It isn't the way I thought I'd turn out, at all; but I s'pose it can't be helped."

"It can't hurt that much," she thought, "because I haven't heard any of them scream or cry out—not even the poor officers. Oh my! I wonder if Uncle Henry or Aunt Em will ever find out that I’ve become an ornament in the Nome King's palace, and I have to stand forever in one spot and look pretty—except when I’m moved to be dusted.[Pg 201] This isn't how I thought I'd end up at all; but I guess it can't be helped."

She walked through all the rooms once more, and examined with care all the objects they contained; but there were so many, they bewildered her, and she decided, after all, as Ozma had done, that it could be only guess work at the best, and that the chances were much against her guessing aright.

She walked through all the rooms again, carefully examining all the items they held; but there were so many that they confused her, and she decided, like Ozma had, that it would be pure guesswork at best, and the odds were definitely against her guessing correctly.

Timidly she touched an alabaster bowl and said: "Ev."

Timidly, she touched an alabaster bowl and said, "Ev."

"That's one failure, anyhow," she thought. "But how am I to know which thing is enchanted, and which is not?"

"That's one failure, anyway," she thought. "But how am I supposed to know which thing is enchanted and which isn't?"

Next she touched the image of a purple kitten that stood on the corner of a mantel, and as she pronounced the word "Ev" the kitten disappeared, and a pretty, fair-haired boy stood beside her. At the same time a bell rang somewhere in the distance, and as Dorothy started back, partly in surprise and partly in joy, the little one exclaimed:

Next, she touched the picture of a purple kitten that was on the corner of a mantel, and as she said the word "Ev," the kitten vanished, and a cute, fair-haired boy appeared next to her. At the same moment, a bell rang in the distance, and as Dorothy stepped back, both surprised and joyful, the little one exclaimed:

"Where am I? And who are you? And what has happened to me?"

"Where am I? Who are you? What happened to me?"

"Well, I declare!" said Dorothy. "I've really done it."

"Wow, I can't believe it!" said Dorothy. "I actually did it."

"Done what?" asked the boy.[Pg 202]

"Done what?" asked the kid.[Pg 202]

"Saved myself from being an ornament," replied the girl, with a laugh, "and saved you from being forever a purple kitten."

"Got myself out of being just an accessory," the girl laughed, "and saved you from being stuck as a purple kitten forever."

"A purple kitten?" he repeated. "There is no such thing."

"A purple kitten?" he echoed. "That doesn't exist."

"I know," she answered. "But there was, a minute ago. Don't you remember standing on a corner of the mantel?"[Pg 203]

"I know," she replied. "But there was, just a minute ago. Don't you remember standing on a corner of the mantel?"[Pg 203]

"Of course not. I am a Prince of Ev, and my name is Evring," the little one announced, proudly. "But my father, the King, sold my mother and all her children to the cruel ruler of the Nomes, and after that I remember nothing at all."

"Of course not. I’m a Prince of Ev, and my name is Evring," the little one said proudly. "But my father, the King, sold my mother and all her children to the cruel ruler of the Nomes, and after that, I remember nothing at all."

"A purple kitten can't be 'spected to remember, Evring," said Dorothy. "But now you are yourself again, and I'm going to try to save some of your brothers and sisters, and perhaps your mother, as well. So come with me."

"A purple kitten can't be expected to remember, Evring," said Dorothy. "But now you're yourself again, and I'm going to try to save some of your brothers and sisters, and maybe your mother too. So come with me."

She seized the child's hand and eagerly hurried here and there, trying to decide which object to choose next. The third guess was another failure, and so was the fourth and the fifth.

She grabbed the child's hand and quickly rushed around, trying to figure out which item to pick next. The third guess was another miss, and so were the fourth and the fifth.

Little Evring could not imagine what she was doing, but he trotted along beside her very willingly, for he liked the new companion he had found.

Little Evring couldn't figure out what she was doing, but he gladly trotted along beside her because he liked the new friend he had made.

Dorothy's further quest proved unsuccessful; but after her first disappointment was over, the little girl was filled with joy and thankfulness to think that after all she had been able to save one member of the royal family of Ev, and could restore the little Prince to his sorrowing country. Now she might return to the terrible Nome King in safety, carrying with her the prize she had won in the person of the fair-haired boy.[Pg 204]

Dorothy's next attempt didn’t work out; but once she got past her initial disappointment, the little girl felt joy and gratitude for being able to save one member of the royal family of Ev and return the little Prince to his grieving country. Now she could go back to the fearsome Nome King safely, bringing along the prize she had won in the form of the fair-haired boy.[Pg 204]

So she retraced her steps until she found the entrance to the palace, and as she approached, the massive doors of rock opened of their own accord, allowing both Dorothy and Evring to pass the portals and enter the throne room.

So she went back the way she came until she found the entrance to the palace, and as she got closer, the huge rock doors opened by themselves, letting both Dorothy and Evring walk through and enter the throne room.


Billina Frightens the Nome King

Now when Dorothy had entered the palace to make her guesses and the Scarecrow was left with the Nome King, the two sat in moody silence for several minutes. Then the monarch exclaimed, in a tone of satisfaction:

Now that Dorothy had entered the palace to make her guesses and the Scarecrow was left with the Nome King, the two sat in tense silence for several minutes. Then the king exclaimed, with a tone of satisfaction:

"Very good!"

"Awesome!"

"Who is very good?" asked the Scarecrow.

"Who is really good?" asked the Scarecrow.

"The machine man. He won't need to be wound up any more, for he has now become a very neat ornament. Very neat, indeed."

"The machine man. He doesn't need to be wound up anymore, because he has now become a really sleek decoration. Very sleek, indeed."

"How about Dorothy?" the Scarecrow enquired.[Pg 206]

"How about Dorothy?" the Scarecrow asked.[Pg 206]

"Oh, she will begin to guess, pretty soon," said the King, cheerfully. "And then she will join my collection, and it will be your turn."

"Oh, she’ll start to figure it out pretty soon," said the King, cheerfully. "And then she’ll become part of my collection, and it will be your turn."

The good Scarecrow was much distressed by the thought that his little friend was about to suffer the fate of Ozma and the rest of their party; but while he sat in gloomy reverie a shrill voice suddenly cried:

The kind Scarecrow was really upset by the idea that his little friend was about to face the same fate as Ozma and the rest of their group; but while he sat lost in dark thoughts, a loud voice suddenly shouted:

"Kut, kut, kut—ka-daw-kutt! Kut, kut, kut—ka-daw-kutt!"

"Cut, cut, cut—ka-daw-cut! Cut, cut, cut—ka-daw-cut!"

The Nome King nearly jumped off his seat, he was so startled.

The Nome King almost jumped out of his seat, he was so shocked.

"Good gracious! What's that?" he yelled.

"Wow! What is that?" he shouted.

"Why, it's Billina," said the Scarecrow.

"Hey, it's Billina," said the Scarecrow.

"What do you mean by making a noise like that?" shouted the King, angrily, as the yellow hen came from under the throne and strutted proudly about the room.

"What do you mean by making a noise like that?" shouted the King, angrily, as the yellow hen came out from under the throne and strutted proudly around the room.

"I've got a right to cackle, I guess," replied Billina. "I've just laid my egg."

"I guess I have the right to cackle," replied Billina. "I just laid my egg."

"What! Laid an egg! In my throne room! How dare you do such a thing?" asked the King, in a voice of fury.

"What! Laid an egg! In my throne room! How could you do something like that?" asked the King, his voice full of rage.

"I lay eggs wherever I happen to be," said the hen, ruffling her feathers and then shaking them into place.[Pg 207]

"I lay eggs wherever I am," said the hen, fluffing her feathers and then smoothing them down.[Pg 207]

"But—thunder-ation! Don't you know that eggs are poison?" roared the King, while his rock-colored eyes stuck out in great terror.

"But—thunderation! Don't you know that eggs are poisonous?" the King shouted, his gray eyes wide with fear.

"Poison! well, I declare," said Billina, indignantly. "I'll have you know all my eggs are warranted strictly fresh and up to date. Poison, indeed!"

"Poison! Well, I can't believe it," said Billina, indignantly. "I'll have you know all my eggs are guaranteed to be fresh and current. Poison, really!"

"You don't understand," retorted the little monarch, nervously. "Eggs belong only to the outside world—to the world on the earth's surface, where you came from. Here, in my underground kingdom, they are rank poison, as I said, and we Nomes can't bear them around."

"You don't get it," the little ruler shot back, anxiously. "Eggs are just for the outside world— the world above ground, where you come from. Here, in my underground kingdom, they’re pure poison, like I said, and we Nomes can't stand having them around."

"Well, you'll have to bear this one around," declared Billina; "for I've laid it."

"Well, you'll have to carry this one around," said Billina; "because I made it."

"Where?" asked the King.

"Where?" the King asked.

"Under your throne," said the hen.

"Under your throne," said the hen.

The King jumped three feet into the air, so anxious was he to get away from the throne.

The King jumped three feet into the air, eager to escape from the throne.

"Take it away! Take it away at once!" he shouted.

"Get rid of it! Get rid of it right now!" he yelled.

"I can't," said Billina. "I havn't any hands."

"I can't," said Billina. "I don’t have any hands."

"I'll take the egg," said the Scarecrow. "I'm making a collection of Billina's eggs. There's one in my pocket now, that she laid yesterday."

"I'll take the egg," said the Scarecrow. "I'm collecting Billina's eggs. I have one in my pocket right now that she laid yesterday."

Hearing this, the monarch hastened to put a good distance between himself and the Scarecrow,[Pg 208] who was about to reach under the throne for the egg when the hen suddenly cried:

Hearing this, the king quickly moved away from the Scarecrow,[Pg 208] who was just about to reach under the throne for the egg when the hen suddenly shouted:

"Stop!"

"Stop!"

"What's wrong?" asked the Scarecrow.

"What's wrong?" asked the Scarecrow.

"Don't take the egg unless the King will allow me to enter the palace and guess as the others have done," said Billina.

"Don’t take the egg unless the King lets me into the palace to guess like the others have," said Billina.

"Pshaw!" returned the King. "You're only a hen. How could you guess my enchantments?"

"Pshaw!" replied the King. "You're just a hen. How could you possibly understand my magic?"

"I can try, I suppose," said Billina. "And, if I fail, you will have another ornament."

"I can try, I guess," said Billina. "And if I fail, you'll just get another decoration."

"A pretty ornament you'd make, wouldn't you?" growled the King. "But you shall have your way. It will properly punish you for daring to lay an egg in my presence. After the Scarecrow is enchanted you shall follow him into the palace. But how will you touch the objects?"

"A nice decoration you’d make, wouldn’t you?" the King snarled. "But you’ll get your way. This will teach you a lesson for daring to lay an egg in front of me. After the Scarecrow is enchanted, you will follow him into the palace. But how will you touch the objects?"

"With my claws," said the hen; "and I can speak the word 'Ev' as plainly as anyone. Also I must have the right to guess the enchantments of my friends, and to release them if I succeed."

"With my claws," said the hen, "and I can say the word 'Ev' just as clearly as anyone else. Plus, I should have the right to figure out the spells affecting my friends and set them free if I succeed."

"Very well," said the King. "You have my promise."

"Alright," said the King. "You have my word."

"Then," said Billina to the Scarecrow, "you may get the egg."

"Then," Billina said to the Scarecrow, "you can get the egg."

"DON'T YOU KNOW THAT EGGS ARE POISON?" "Don't you know that eggs are toxic?"

He knelt down and reached underneath the[Pg 210][Pg 209] throne and found the egg, which he placed in another pocket of his jacket, fearing that if both eggs were in one pocket they would knock together and get broken.

He knelt down and reached underneath the[Pg 210][Pg 209] throne and found the egg, which he put in another pocket of his jacket, worried that if both eggs were in one pocket, they would bump against each other and break.

Just then a bell above the throne rang briskly, and the King gave another nervous jump.

Just then, a bell above the throne rang sharply, and the King jumped nervously again.

"Well, well!" said he, with a rueful face; "the girl has actually done it."

"Wow!" he said, looking regretful. "The girl really went and did it."

"Done what?" asked the Scarecrow.

"Did what?" asked the Scarecrow.

"She has made one guess that is right, and broken one of my neatest enchantments. By ricketty, it's too bad! I never thought she would do it."

"She guessed correctly once and messed up one of my best spells. Seriously, that’s unfortunate! I never thought she would pull it off."

"Do I understand that she will now return to us in safety?" enquired the Scarecrow, joyfully wrinkling his painted face into a broad smile.

"Do I understand that she will now come back to us safely?" asked the Scarecrow, happily wrinkling his painted face into a big smile.

"Of course," said the King, fretfully pacing up and down the room. "I always keep my promises, no matter how foolish they are. But I shall make an ornament of the yellow hen to replace the one I have just lost."

"Of course," said the King, anxiously walking back and forth in the room. "I always keep my promises, no matter how silly they are. But I will turn the yellow hen into a decoration to replace the one I've just lost."

"Perhaps you will, and perhaps you won't," murmured Billina, calmly. "I may surprise you by guessing right."

"Maybe you will, and maybe you won't," Billina said softly. "I might just surprise you by getting it right."

"Guessing right?" snapped the King. "How should you guess right, where your betters have failed, you stupid fowl?"[Pg 211]

"Guessing correctly?" the King snapped. "How could you possibly guess right when those above you have failed, you foolish bird?"[Pg 211]

Billina did not care to answer this question, and a moment later the doors flew open and Dorothy entered, leading the little Prince Evring by the hand.

Billina didn't want to answer this question, and a moment later the doors swung open and Dorothy walked in, holding the little Prince Evring's hand.

The Scarecrow welcomed the girl with a close embrace, and he would have embraced Evring, too, in his delight. But the little Prince was shy, and shrank away from the painted Scarecrow because he did not yet know his many excellent qualities.

The Scarecrow greeted the girl with a warm hug, and he would have hugged Evring, too, in his happiness. But the little Prince was shy and pulled away from the painted Scarecrow because he didn't yet understand his many great qualities.

"BY RICKETTY, IT'S TOO BAD!" "Wow, that's such a bummer!"

But there was little time for the friends to talk, because the Scarecrow must now enter the palace.[Pg 213][Pg 212] Dorothy's success had greatly encouraged him, and they both hoped he would manage to make at least one correct guess.

But there wasn't much time for the friends to chat because the Scarecrow had to go into the palace now.[Pg 213][Pg 212] Dorothy's success had really boosted his confidence, and they both hoped he would be able to make at least one right guess.

However, he proved as unfortunate as the others except Dorothy, and although he took a good deal of time to select his objects, not one did the poor Scarecrow guess aright.

However, he turned out to be just as unfortunate as the others except for Dorothy, and even though he spent a lot of time picking his objects, the poor Scarecrow didn't guess a single one correctly.

So he became a solid gold card-receiver, and the beautiful but terrible palace awaited its next visitor.

So he became a solid gold card-holder, and the stunning yet daunting palace waited for its next guest.

"It's all over," remarked the King, with a sigh of satisfaction; "and it has been a very amusing performance, except for the one good guess the Kansas girl made. I am richer by a great many pretty ornaments.

"It's all over," said the King, with a sigh of satisfaction; "and it has been a very entertaining show, except for the one good guess the Kansas girl made. I am now richer by a lot of nice decorations.

"It is my turn, now," said Billina, briskly.

"It's my turn now," Billina said, confidently.

"Oh, I'd forgotten you," said the King. "But you needn't go if you don't wish to. I will be generous, and let you off."

"Oh, I completely forgot about you," said the King. "But you don’t have to leave if you don’t want to. I’ll be kind and let you stay."

"No you won't," replied the hen. "I insist upon having my guesses, as you promised."

"No, you won't," replied the hen. "I insist on having my guesses, just like you promised."

"Then go ahead, you absurd feathered fool!" grumbled the King, and he caused the opening that led to the palace to appear once more.

"Then go ahead, you ridiculous bird brain!" grumbled the King, and he made the entrance to the palace visible again.

"Don't go, Billina," said Dorothy, earnestly. "It isn't easy to guess those orn'ments, and only luck saved me from being one myself. Stay with me,[Pg 214] and we'll go back to the Land of Ev together. I'm sure this little Prince will give us a home."

"Please don't leave, Billina," Dorothy said sincerely. "It's not easy to figure out those ornaments, and I was lucky to avoid becoming one myself. Stick with me,[Pg 214] and we'll return to the Land of Ev together. I'm sure this little Prince will offer us a place to stay."

"Indeed I will," said Evring, with much dignity.

"Of course I will," said Evring, with great dignity.

"Don't worry, my dear," cried Billina, with a cluck that was meant for a laugh. "I may not be human, but I'm no fool, if I am a chicken."

"Don't worry, my dear," cried Billina, with a cluck that was supposed to be a laugh. "I might not be human, but I'm no fool, even if I am a chicken."

"Oh, Billina!" said Dorothy, "you haven't been a chicken in a long time. Not since you—you've been—grown up."

"Oh, Billina!" Dorothy said, "you haven't been a chicken for a while. Not since you—you've grown up."

"Perhaps that's true," answered Billina, thoughtfully. "But if a Kansas farmer sold me to some one, what would he call me?—a hen or a chicken!"

"Maybe that's true," Billina replied, deep in thought. "But if a Kansas farmer sold me to someone, what would he call me?—a hen or a chicken!"

"You are not a Kansas farmer, Billina," replied the girl, "and you said—"

"You’re not a Kansas farmer, Billina,” the girl replied, “and you said—”

"Never mind that, Dorothy. I'm going. I won't say good-bye, because I'm coming back. Keep up your courage, for I'll see you a little later."

"Don't worry about it, Dorothy. I'm going. I won't say goodbye because I'll be back. Stay strong, and I'll see you in a little while."

Then Billina gave several loud "cluck-clucks" that seemed to make the fat little King more nervous than ever, and marched through the entrance into the enchanted palace.

Then Billina gave several loud "cluck-clucks" that seemed to make the fat little King more nervous than ever and marched through the entrance into the enchanted palace.

"I hope I've seen the last of that bird," declared the monarch, seating himself again in his throne and mopping the perspiration from his forehead with his rock-colored handkerchief. "Hens are bothersome[Pg 215] enough at their best, but when they can talk they're simply dreadful."

"I hope I've seen the last of that bird," said the king, sitting back down on his throne and wiping the sweat off his forehead with his gray handkerchief. "Chickens are annoying enough as it is, but when they can talk, they’re just unbearable."

"Billina's my friend," said Dorothy quietly. "She may not always be 'zactly polite; but she means well, I'm sure."

"Billina's my friend," Dorothy said softly. "She might not always be exactly polite, but I know she means well."


Purple, Green and Gold

The yellow hen, stepping high and with an air of vast importance, walked slowly over the rich velvet carpets of the splendid palace, examining everything she met with her sharp little eyes.

The yellow hen, strutting confidently and acting like she owned the place, walked slowly across the luxurious velvet carpets of the grand palace, checking out everything with her keen little eyes.

Billina had a right to feel important; for she alone shared the Nome King's secret and knew how to tell the objects that were transformations from those that had never been alive. She was very sure that her guesses would be correct, but before she began to make them she was curious to behold all the magnificence of this underground palace, which was perhaps one of[Pg 217] the most splendid and beautiful places in any fairyland.

Billina had every reason to feel important; she alone knew the Nome King's secret and could distinguish between objects that had been transformed and those that had never lived. She was confident her guesses would be right, but before she started making them, she was eager to take in all the grandeur of this underground palace, which was probably one of[Pg 217] the most stunning and beautiful places in any fairyland.

As she went through the rooms she counted the purple ornaments; and although some were small and hidden in queer places, Billina spied them all, and found the entire ten scattered about the various rooms. The green ornaments she did not bother to count, for she thought she could find them all when the time came.

As she walked through the rooms, she counted the purple ornaments. Even though some were small and tucked away in odd spots, Billina noticed them all and managed to find all ten scattered throughout the different rooms. She didn’t bother counting the green ornaments because she figured she could gather them all when the time came.

Finally, having made a survey of the entire palace and enjoyed its splendor, the yellow hen returned to one of the rooms where she had noticed a large purple footstool. She placed a claw upon this and said "Ev," and at once the footstool vanished and a lovely lady, tall and slender and most beautifully robed, stood before her.

Finally, after exploring the whole palace and admiring its grandeur, the yellow hen returned to one of the rooms where she had seen a big purple footstool. She put a claw on it and said "Ev," and instantly, the footstool disappeared, revealing a beautiful lady who was tall, slender, and elegantly dressed, standing in front of her.

The lady's eyes were round with astonishment for a moment, for she could not remember her transformation, nor imagine what had restored her to life.

The woman's eyes were wide with shock for a moment because she couldn't recall her transformation or figure out what had brought her back to life.

"Good morning, ma'am," said Billina, in her sharp voice. "You're looking quite well, considering your age."

"Good morning, ma'am," Billina said in her sharp voice. "You look really good for your age."

"Who speaks?" demanded the Queen of Ev, drawing herself up proudly.

"Who is speaking?" asked the Queen of Ev, standing tall with pride.

"Why, my name's Bill, by rights," answered the[Pg 218] hen, who was now perched upon the back of a chair; "although Dorothy has put scollops on it and made it Billina. But the name doesn't matter. I've saved you from the Nome King, and you are a slave no longer."

"Well, my name's Bill, actually," the hen, now sitting on the back of a chair, replied. "But Dorothy added some flair and called me Billina. The name's not important. I've rescued you from the Nome King, so you’re no longer a slave."

"Then I thank you for the gracious favor," said the Queen, with a graceful courtesy. "But, my children—tell me, I beg of you—where are my children?" and she clasped her hands in anxious entreaty.

"Then I thank you for your kind gift," said the Queen, with a graceful bow. "But, my children—please tell me—where are my kids?" and she clasped her hands in worried pleading.

"Don't worry," advised Billina, pecking at a tiny bug that was crawling over the chair back. "Just at present they are out of mischief and perfectly safe, for they can't even wiggle."

"Don't worry," Billina said, pecking at a small bug crawling on the back of the chair. "Right now, they're not causing any trouble and are completely safe because they can't even move."

"What mean you, O kindly stranger?" asked the Queen, striving to repress her anxiety.

"What do you mean, kind stranger?" asked the Queen, trying to hide her anxiety.

"They're enchanted," said Billina, "just as you have been—all, that is, except the little fellow Dorothy picked out. And the chances are that they have been good boys and girls for some time, because they couldn't help it."

"They're under a spell," Billina said, "just like you have been—all, except for the little guy Dorothy chose. And chances are, they've been good boys and girls for a while now, because they couldn't help it."

"Oh, my poor darlings!" cried the Queen, with a sob of anguish.

"Oh, my poor darlings!" the Queen cried, sobbing with pain.

"Not at all," returned the hen. "Don't let their condition make you unhappy, ma'am, because I'll soon have them crowding 'round to bother and[Pg 219] worry you as naturally as ever. Come with me, if you please, and I'll show you how pretty they look."

"Not at all," the hen replied. "Don't let their state get you down, ma'am, because they'll soon be flocking around to annoy and[Pg 219] worry you just like before. Come with me, if you want, and I'll show you how lovely they look."

She flew down from her perch and walked into the next room, the Queen following. As she passed a low table a small green grasshopper caught her eye, and instantly Billina pounced upon it and snapped it up in her sharp bill. For grasshoppers are a favorite food with hens, and they usually must be caught quickly, before they can hop away. It might easily have been the end of Ozma of Oz, had she been a real grasshopper instead of an emerald one. But Billina found the grasshopper hard and lifeless, and suspecting it was not good to eat she quickly dropped it instead of letting it slide down her throat.

She flew down from her spot and walked into the next room, with the Queen following her. As she passed a low table, a small green grasshopper caught her attention, and right away, Billina pounced on it and snatched it up with her sharp beak. Grasshoppers are a favorite snack for hens, and they usually need to be caught quickly before they can hop away. It could have easily been the end for Ozma of Oz if she had been a real grasshopper instead of an emerald one. But Billina found the grasshopper hard and lifeless, and suspecting it wasn't good to eat, she quickly dropped it instead of letting it slide down her throat.

"I might have known better," she muttered to herself, "for where there is no grass there can be no live grasshoppers. This is probably one of the King's transformations."

"I should have known better," she muttered to herself, "because where there’s no grass, there can’t be any live grasshoppers. This is probably one of the King’s transformations."

A moment later she approached one of the purple ornaments, and while the Queen watched her curiously the hen broke the Nome King's enchantment and a sweet-faced girl, whose golden hair fell in a cloud over her shoulders, stood beside them.

A moment later, she walked up to one of the purple ornaments, and while the Queen observed her with interest, the hen lifted the Nome King's spell, revealing a sweet-faced girl with golden hair that flowed in a cloud over her shoulders, standing beside them.

"Evanna!" cried the Queen, "my own Evanna!"[Pg 220] and she clasped the girl to her bosom and covered her face with kisses.

"Evanna!" shouted the Queen, "my dear Evanna!"[Pg 220] and she pulled the girl close to her chest and showered her face with kisses.

"That's all right," said Billina, contentedly. "Am I a good guesser, Mr. Nome King? Well, I guess!"

"That's fine," Billina said happily. "Am I a good guesser, Mr. Nome King? Well, I guess!"

Then she disenchanted another girl, whom the Queen addressed as Evrose, and afterwards a boy named Evardo, who was older than his brother Evring. Indeed, the yellow hen kept the good Queen exclaiming and embracing for some time, until five Princesses and four Princes, all looking very much alike except for the difference in size, stood in a row beside their happy mother.

Then she freed another girl, who the Queen called Evrose, and after that, a boy named Evardo, who was older than his brother Evring. In fact, the yellow hen kept the good Queen cheering and hugging for a while, until five Princesses and four Princes, all looking very similar except for their sizes, stood in a row beside their joyful mother.

The Princesses were named, Evanna, Evrose, Evella, Evirene and Evedna, while the Princes were Evrob, Evington, Evardo and Evroland. Of these Evardo was the eldest and would inherit his father's throne and be crowned King of Ev when he returned to his own country. He was a grave and quiet youth, and would doubtless rule his people wisely and with justice.

The princesses were named Evanna, Evrose, Evella, Evirene, and Evedna, while the princes were Evrob, Evington, Evardo, and Evroland. Among them, Evardo was the oldest and would inherit his father's throne to become King of Ev when he returned to his own country. He was a serious and reserved young man, and he would definitely govern his people wisely and justly.

THE QUEEN OF EV THANKS BILLINA THE QUEEN OF EV THANKS BILLINA

Billina, having restored all of the royal family of Ev to their proper forms, now began to select the green ornaments which were the transformations of the people of Oz. She had little trouble in finding these, and before long all the twenty-six officers, as well as the private, were gathered around the[Pg 222][Pg 221] yellow hen, joyfully congratulating her upon their release. The thirty-seven people who were now alive in the rooms of the palace knew very well that they owed their freedom to the cleverness of the yellow hen, and they were earnest in thanking her for saving them from the magic of the Nome King.

Billina, after turning the entire royal family of Ev back to their original forms, started picking out the green ornaments that represented the people of Oz. She didn’t have much trouble finding these, and soon all twenty-six officers, along with the private, were gathered around the[Pg 222][Pg 221] yellow hen, happily congratulating her on their release. The thirty-seven people who were now alive in the palace knew very well that they owed their freedom to the cleverness of the yellow hen, and they sincerely thanked her for saving them from the Nome King's magic.

"Now," said Billina, "I must find Ozma. She is sure to be here, somewhere, and of course she is green, being from Oz. So look around, you stupid soldiers, and help me in my search."

"Okay," said Billina, "I need to find Ozma. She has to be here somewhere, and of course she’s green since she’s from Oz. So, look around, you clueless soldiers, and help me search."

For a while, however, they could discover nothing more that was green. But the Queen, who had kissed all her nine children once more and could now find time to take an interest in what was going on, said to the hen:

For a while, though, they couldn't find anything else that was green. But the Queen, who had kissed all her nine children one more time and could now pay attention to what was happening, said to the hen:

"Mayhap, my gentle friend, it is the grasshopper whom you seek."

"Perhaps, my dear friend, it is the grasshopper you're looking for."

"Of course it's the grasshopper!" exclaimed Billina. "I declare, I'm nearly as stupid as these brave soldiers. Wait here for me, and I'll go back and get it."

"Of course it's the grasshopper!" Billina exclaimed. "I swear, I'm almost as clueless as these brave soldiers. Wait here for me, and I'll go back and get it."

So she went into the room where she had seen the grasshopper, and presently Ozma of Oz, as lovely and dainty as ever, entered and approached the Queen of Ev, greeting her as one high born princess greets another.[Pg 223]

So she walked into the room where she had spotted the grasshopper, and soon Ozma of Oz, as beautiful and graceful as ever, came in and approached the Queen of Ev, greeting her like one noble princess greets another.[Pg 223]

"But where are my friends, the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman?" asked the girl Ruler, when these courtesies had been exchanged.

"But where are my friends, the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman?" asked the girl Ruler after they had finished exchanging pleasantries.

"I'll hunt them up," replied Billina. "The Scarecrow is solid gold, and so is Tiktok; but I don't exactly know what the Tin Woodman is, because the Nome King said he had been transformed into something funny."

"I'll go find them," answered Billina. "The Scarecrow is made of solid gold, and so is Tiktok; but I'm not really sure what the Tin Woodman is now, because the Nome King said he turned him into something strange."

Ozma eagerly assisted the hen in her quest, and soon the Scarecrow and the machine man, being ornaments of shining gold, were discovered and restored to their accustomed forms. But, search as they might, in no place could they find a funny ornament that might be the transformation of the Tin Woodman.

Ozma eagerly helped the hen with her mission, and soon the Scarecrow and the Tin Man, who were both shiny gold, were found and returned to their usual forms. But no matter how hard they looked, they couldn’t find any amusing ornament that could be the transformed Tin Woodman.

"Only one thing can be done," said Ozma, at last, "and that is to return to the Nome King and oblige him to tell us what has become of our friend."

"There's only one thing we can do," said Ozma finally, "and that's to go back to the Nome King and make him tell us what happened to our friend."

"Perhaps he won't," suggested Billina.

"Maybe he won't," suggested Billina.

"He must," returned Ozma, firmly. "The King has not treated us honestly, for under the mask of fairness and good nature he entrapped us all, and we would have been forever enchanted had not our wise and clever friend, the yellow hen, found a way to save us."

"He has to," Ozma replied firmly. "The King hasn't treated us honestly, for behind the facade of fairness and kindness, he trapped us all, and we would have remained enchanted forever if our wise and clever friend, the yellow hen, hadn't found a way to save us."

"The King is a villain," declared the Scarecrow.[Pg 224]

"The King is a bad guy," said the Scarecrow.[Pg 224]

"His laugh is worse than another man's frown," said the private, with a shudder.

"His laugh is worse than another guy's frown," said the private, shuddering.

"I thought he was hon-est, but I was mis-tak-en," remarked Tiktok. "My thoughts are us-u-al-ly cor-rect, but it is Smith & Tin-ker's fault if they some-times go wrong or do not work prop-er-ly."

"I thought he was honest, but I was mistaken," said Tiktok. "My thoughts are usually correct, but it's Smith & Tinker’s fault if they sometimes go wrong or don't work properly."

"Smith & Tinker made a very good job of you," said Ozma, kindly. "I do not think they should be blamed if you are not quite perfect."

"Smith & Tinker did a great job on you," Ozma said kindly. "I don't think they should be held responsible if you're not completely perfect."

"Thank you," replied Tiktok.

"Thanks," replied TikTok.

"Then," said Billina, in her brisk little voice, "let us all go back to the Nome King, and see what he has to say for himself."

"Then," said Billina, in her lively little voice, "let's all go back to the Nome King and see what he has to say for himself."

So they started for the entrance, Ozma going first, with the Queen and her train of little Princes and Princesses following. Then came Tiktok, and the Scarecrow with Billina perched upon his straw-stuffed shoulder. The twenty-seven officers and the private brought up the rear.

So they headed to the entrance, with Ozma leading the way, followed by the Queen and her group of little Princes and Princesses. Tiktok came next, along with the Scarecrow, who had Billina sitting on his straw-stuffed shoulder. The twenty-seven officers and the private brought up the rear.

As they reached the hall the doors flew open before them; but then they all stopped and stared into the domed cavern with faces of astonishment and dismay. For the room was filled with the mail-clad warriors of the Nome King, rank after rank standing in orderly array. The electric lights upon their brows gleamed brightly, their battle-axes[Pg 225] were poised as if to strike down their foes; yet they remained motionless as statues, awaiting the word of command.

As they entered the hall, the doors swung open in front of them; but then everyone stopped and stared into the domed chamber with expressions of shock and fear. The room was packed with the armored soldiers of the Nome King, standing in neat rows. The electric lights on their helmets shone brightly, their battle-axes[Pg 225] raised as if ready to attack their enemies; yet they stood still like statues, waiting for the command to move.

And in the center of this terrible army sat the little King upon his throne of rock. But he neither smiled nor laughed. Instead, his face was distorted with rage, and most dreadful to behold.

And in the middle of this terrible army sat the little King on his rock throne. But he neither smiled nor laughed. Instead, his face was twisted with rage, and it was quite terrifying to look at.


The Scarecrow Wins the Fight

After Billina had entered the palace Dorothy and Evring sat down to await the success or failure of her mission, and the Nome King occupied his throne and smoked his long pipe for a while in a cheerful and contented mood.

After Billina entered the palace, Dorothy and Evring sat down to wait for the outcome of her mission, while the Nome King took his seat on the throne and smoked his long pipe for a bit, feeling cheerful and satisfied.

Then the bell above the throne, which sounded whenever an enchantment was broken, began to ring, and the King gave a start of annoyance and exclaimed, "Rocketty-ricketts!"

Then the bell above the throne, which rang whenever an enchantment was broken, started to chime, and the King jumped in annoyance and exclaimed, "Rocketty-ricketts!"

When the bell rang a second time the King shouted angrily, "Smudge and blazes!" and at a third ring he screamed in a fury, "Hippikaloric!"[Pg 227] which must be a dreadful word because we don't know what it means.

When the bell rang for the second time, the King shouted angrily, "Smudge and blazes!" and at the third ring, he yelled in a rage, "Hippikaloric!"[Pg 227] which must be an awful word because we have no idea what it means.

After that the bell went on ringing time after time; but the King was now so violently enraged that he could not utter a word, but hopped out of his throne and all around the room in a mad frenzy, so that he reminded Dorothy of a jumping-jack.

After that, the bell kept ringing over and over; but the King was so furious that he couldn't say a word and just jumped around the room in a wild frenzy, making Dorothy think of a jumping jack.

The girl was, for her part, filled with joy at every peal of the bell, for it announced the fact that Billina had transformed one more ornament into a living person. Dorothy was also amazed at Billina's success, for she could not imagine how the yellow hen was able to guess correctly from all the bewildering number of articles clustered in the rooms of the palace. But after she had counted ten, and the bell continued to ring, she knew that not only the royal family of Ev, but Ozma and her followers also, were being restored to their natural forms, and she was so delighted that the antics of the angry King only made her laugh merrily.

The girl was thrilled with every chime of the bell because it meant that Billina had turned another ornament into a living person. Dorothy was also amazed by Billina's success; she couldn't understand how the yellow hen could pick out the right objects from the overwhelming number of items cluttered around the palace. But after counting to ten and hearing the bell keep ringing, she realized that not just the royal family of Ev, but also Ozma and her friends, were being restored to their true forms, and she was so happy that the antics of the angry King only made her laugh joyfully.

Perhaps the little monarch could not be more furious than he was before, but the girl's laughter nearly drove him frantic, and he roared at her like a savage beast. Then, as he found that all his enchantments were likely to be dispelled and his victims every one set free, he suddenly ran to the[Pg 228] little door that opened upon the balcony and gave the shrill whistle that summoned his warriors.

Perhaps the little king couldn't have been angrier than he was before, but the girl's laughter almost drove him insane, and he roared at her like a wild animal. Then, realizing that all his spells were about to be broken and his victims were going to be freed, he suddenly sprinted to the[Pg 228] little door that led to the balcony and let out a sharp whistle to call his soldiers.

At once the army filed out of the gold and silver doors in great numbers, and marched up a winding stairs and into the throne room, led by a stern featured Nome who was their captain. When they had nearly filled the throne room they formed ranks in the big underground cavern below, and then stood still until they were told what to do next.

Suddenly, the army streamed out of the gold and silver doors in large numbers and marched up a winding staircase into the throne room, led by a stern-looking Nome who was their captain. Once they had nearly filled the throne room, they formed ranks in the spacious underground cavern below and stood still, waiting to be instructed on what to do next.

Dorothy had pressed back to one side of the cavern when the warriors entered, and now she stood holding little Prince Evring's hand while the great Lion crouched upon one side and the enormous Tiger crouched an the other side.

Dorothy had stepped back to one side of the cave when the warriors came in, and now she stood holding little Prince Evring's hand while the big Lion crouched on one side and the huge Tiger crouched on the other side.

"Seize that girl!" shouted the King to his captain, and a group of warriors sprang forward to obey. But both the Lion and Tiger snarled so fiercely and bared their strong, sharp teeth so threateningly, that the men drew back in alarm.

"Grab that girl!" shouted the King to his captain, and a group of warriors rushed forward to comply. But both the Lion and Tiger growled so fiercely and showed their strong, sharp teeth so threateningly that the men stepped back in fear.

"Don't mind them!" cried the Nome King; "they cannot leap beyond the places where they now stand."

"Don't worry about them!" shouted the Nome King; "they can't jump beyond where they are right now."

"But they can bite those who attempt to touch the girl," said the captain.

"But they can bite anyone who tries to touch the girl," said the captain.

"I'll fix that," answered the King. "I'll enchant them again, so that they can't open their jaws."[Pg 229]

"I'll take care of that," the King replied. "I'll cast another spell on them, so they won't be able to open their jaws."[Pg 229]

He stepped out of the throne to do this, but just then the Sawhorse ran up behind him and gave the fat monarch a powerful kick with both his wooden hind legs.

He stepped down from the throne to do this, but just then the Sawhorse ran up behind him and delivered a strong kick with both of his wooden hind legs to the chubby king.

"Ow! Murder! Treason!" yelled the King, who had been hurled against several of his warriors and was considerably bruised. "Who did that?"

"Ow! Murder! Treason!" shouted the King, who had been thrown against some of his warriors and was pretty badly bruised. "Who did that?"

"I did," growled the Sawhorse, viciously. "You let Dorothy alone, or I'll kick you again."

"I did," growled the Sawhorse, angrily. "Leave Dorothy alone, or I'll kick you again."

"We'll see about that," replied the King, and at once he waved his hand toward the Sawhorse and muttered a magical word. "Aha!" he continued; "now let us see you move, you wooden mule!"

"We'll see about that," said the King, and immediately he waved his hand at the Sawhorse and muttered a magical word. "Aha!" he continued; "now let's see you move, you wooden mule!"

But in spite of the magic the Sawhorse moved; and he moved so quickly toward the King, that the fat little man could not get out of his way. Thump—bang! came the wooden heels, right against his round body, and the King flew into the air and fell upon the head of his captain, who let him drop flat upon the ground.

But despite the magic, the Sawhorse moved, and it moved so quickly toward the King that the chubby little man couldn’t dodge it. Thump—bang! went the wooden hooves, crashing right into his round body, and the King flew into the air and landed on top of his captain, who let him drop flat to the ground.

"Well, well!" said the King, sitting up and looking surprised. "Why didn't my magic belt work, I wonder?"

"Well, well!" said the King, sitting up and looking surprised. "I wonder why my magic belt didn’t work?"

"The creature is made of wood," replied the captain. "Your magic will not work on wood, you know."[Pg 230]

"The creature is made of wood," the captain replied. "Your magic won't work on wood, you know."[Pg 230]

"Ah, I'd forgotten that," said the King, getting up and limping to his throne. "Very well, let the girl alone. She can't escape us, anyway."

"Ah, I forgot about that," said the King, standing up and limping to his throne. "Alright, leave the girl be. She can't get away from us, anyway."

The warriors, who had been rather confused by these incidents, now formed their ranks again, and the Sawhorse pranced across the room to Dorothy and took a position beside the Hungry Tiger.

The warriors, who had been pretty confused by these events, now regrouped, and the Sawhorse trotted across the room to Dorothy and stood next to the Hungry Tiger.

At that moment the doors that led to the palace flew open and the people of Ev and the people of Oz were disclosed to view. They paused, astonished, at sight of the warriors and the angry Nome King, seated in their midst.

At that moment, the doors to the palace swung open, revealing the people of Ev and the people of Oz. They stopped in shock at the sight of the warriors and the furious Nome King sitting among them.

"Surrender!" cried the King, in a loud voice. "You are my prisoners."

"Surrender!" yelled the King loudly. "You are my prisoners."

"Go 'long!" answered Billina, from the Scarecrow's shoulder. "You promised me that if I guessed correctly my friends and I might depart in safety. And you always keep your promises."

"Go on!" replied Billina from the Scarecrow's shoulder. "You promised me that if I guessed correctly, my friends and I could leave safely. And you always keep your promises."

"I said you might leave the palace in safety," retorted the King; "and so you may, but you cannot leave my dominions. You are my prisoners, and I will hurl you all into my underground dungeons, where the volcanic fires glow and the molten lava flows in every direction, and the air is hotter than blue blazes."

"I said you could leave the palace safely," the King shot back, "and that's true, but you can't leave my kingdom. You are my prisoners, and I will throw you all into my underground dungeons, where the volcanic fires burn and the molten lava flows everywhere, and the air is hotter than hell."

"HELP, HELP!" SCREAMED THE KING "HELP, HELP!" SCREAMED THE KING

"That will be the end of me, all right," said the[Pg 232][Pg 231] Scarecrow, sorrowfully. "One small blaze, blue or green, is enough to reduce me to an ash-heap."

"That'll be the end of me, for sure," said the[Pg 232][Pg 231] Scarecrow, sadly. "One tiny fire, whether blue or green, is enough to turn me into a pile of ashes."

"Do you surrender?" demanded the King.

"Do you give up?" asked the King.

Billina whispered something in the Scarecrow's ear that made him smile and put his hands in his jacket pockets.

Billina whispered something in the Scarecrow's ear that made him smile and slip his hands into his jacket pockets.

"No!" returned Ozma, boldly answering the King. Then she said to her army:

"No!" Ozma replied confidently to the King. Then she addressed her army:

"Forward, my brave soldiers, and fight for your Ruler and yourselves, unto death!"

"Move forward, my brave soldiers, and fight for your leader and for yourselves, even to the death!"

"Pardon me, Most Royal Ozma," replied one of her generals; "but I find that I and my brother officers all suffer from heart disease, and the slightest excitement might kill us. If we fight we may get excited. Would it not be well for us to avoid this grave danger?"

"Pardon me, Most Royal Ozma," replied one of her generals; "but I find that my fellow officers and I all have heart conditions, and even a little excitement could be fatal. If we fight, we might get worked up. Wouldn’t it be wise for us to steer clear of this serious risk?"

"Soldiers should not have heart disease," said Ozma.

"Soldiers shouldn't have heart disease," said Ozma.

"Private soldiers are not, I believe, afflicted that way," declared another general, twirling his moustache thoughtfully. "If your Royal Highness desires, we will order our private to attack yonder warriors."

"Private soldiers aren't, I think, troubled like that," said another general, twisting his mustache thoughtfully. "If your Royal Highness wants, we can have our private attack those warriors over there."

"Do so," replied Ozma.

"Go ahead," replied Ozma.

"For-ward—march!" cried all the generals, with one voice. "For-ward—march!" yelled the colonels. "For-ward—march!" shouted the majors.[Pg 233] "For-ward—march!" commanded the captains.

"Forward—march!" shouted all the generals in unison. "Forward—march!" yelled the colonels. "Forward—march!" shouted the majors.[Pg 233] "Forward—march!" commanded the captains.

And at that the private leveled his spear and dashed furiously upon the foe.

And with that, the soldier aimed his spear and charged fiercely at the enemy.

The captain of the Nomes was so surprised by this sudden onslaught that he forgot to command his warriors to fight, so that the ten men in the first row, who stood in front of the private's spear, fell over like so many toy soldiers. The spear could not go through their steel armor, however, so the warriors scrambled to their feet again, and by that time the private had knocked over another row of them.

The captain of the Nomes was so shocked by this sudden attack that he forgot to tell his warriors to fight, so the ten men in the front row, who were in front of the private's spear, fell down like a bunch of toy soldiers. The spear couldn’t pierce their steel armor, though, so the warriors quickly got back on their feet again, and by that time, the private had knocked down another row of them.

Then the captain brought down his battle-axe with such a strong blow that the private's spear was shattered and knocked from his grasp, and he was helpless to fight any longer.

Then the captain swung his battle-axe with such force that the private's spear broke and flew out of his hands, leaving him unable to fight any longer.

The Nome King had left his throne and pressed through his warriors to the front ranks, so he could see what was going on; but as he faced Ozma and her friends the Scarecrow, as if aroused to action by the valor of the private, drew one of Billina's eggs from his right jacket pocket and hurled it straight at the little monarch's head.

The Nome King had left his throne and pushed his way through his warriors to the front lines so he could see what was happening; but as he faced Ozma and her friends, the Scarecrow, as if inspired by the bravery of the soldier, pulled one of Billina's eggs from his right jacket pocket and threw it directly at the little king's head.

It struck him squarely in his left eye, where the egg smashed and scattered, as eggs will, and covered his face and hair and beard with its sticky contents.[Pg 234]

It hit him directly in his left eye, where the egg burst and splattered, as eggs do, and coated his face, hair, and beard with its sticky insides.[Pg 234]

"Help, help!" screamed the King, clawing with his fingers at the egg, in a struggle to remove it.

"Help, help!" shouted the King, frantically trying to pull the egg off with his hands.

"An egg! an egg! Run for your lives!" shouted the captain of the Nomes, in a voice of horror.

"An egg! An egg! Run for your lives!" shouted the captain of the Nomes, in a horrified voice.

And how they did run! The warriors fairly tumbled over one another in their efforts to escape the fatal poison of that awful egg, and those who could not rush down the winding stair fell off the balcony into the great cavern beneath, knocking over those who stood below them.

And how they did run! The warriors practically tripped over each other in their scramble to escape the deadly poison of that terrible egg, and those who couldn't dash down the winding stairs fell off the balcony into the huge cavern below, taking down those who were standing underneath.

Even while the King was still yelling for help his throne room became emptied of every one of his warriors, and before the monarch had managed to clear the egg away from his left eye the Scarecrow threw the second egg against his right eye, where it smashed and blinded him entirely. The King was unable to flee because he could not see which way to run; so he stood still and howled and shouted and screamed in abject fear.

Even while the King was still shouting for help, his throne room emptied of all his warriors. Before the monarch could clear the egg from his left eye, the Scarecrow hurled the second egg at his right eye, where it shattered and completely blinded him. The King couldn't escape because he couldn't see which way to run; so he stood still and wailed and screamed in total fear.

While this was going on, Billina flew over to Dorothy, and perching herself upon the Lion's back the hen whispered eagerly to the girl:

While this was happening, Billina flew over to Dorothy and landed on the Lion's back, where the hen whispered excitedly to the girl:

"Get his belt! Get the Nome King's jeweled belt! It unbuckles in the back. Quick, Dorothy—quick!"

"Get his belt! Get the Nome King's jeweled belt! It unbuckles in the back. Hurry, Dorothy—hurry!"


The Fate of the Tin Woodman

Dorothy obeyed. She ran at once behind the Nome King, who was still trying to free his eyes from the egg, and in a twinkling she had unbuckled his splendid jeweled belt and carried it away with her to her place beside the Tiger and Lion, where, because she did not know what else to do with it, she fastened it around her own slim waist.

Dorothy followed his instructions. She quickly ran behind the Nome King, who was still struggling to get the egg off his eyes, and in no time, she unbuckled his beautiful jeweled belt and took it with her to stand next to the Tiger and Lion. Not knowing what else to do with it, she decided to fasten it around her own slim waist.

Just then the Chief Steward rushed in with a sponge and a bowl of water, and began mopping away the broken eggs from his master's face. In a few minutes, and while all the party stood looking on, the King regained the[Pg 236] use of his eyes, and the first thing he did was to glare wickedly upon the Scarecrow and exclaim:

Just then, the Chief Steward rushed in with a sponge and a bowl of water, and started cleaning the broken eggs off his master's face. In a few minutes, while everyone watched, the King regained [Pg 236] his eyesight, and the first thing he did was glare angrily at the Scarecrow and shout:

"I'll make you suffer for this, you hay-stuffed dummy! Don't you know eggs are poison to Nomes?"

"I'll make you pay for this, you stuffed dummy! Don’t you know eggs are toxic to Nomes?"

"Really," said the Scarecrow, "they don't seem to agree with you, although I wonder why."

"Honestly," said the Scarecrow, "they don't seem to agree with you, but I'm curious as to why."

"They were strictly fresh and above suspicion," said Billina. "You ought to be glad to get them."

"They were totally fresh and above suspicion," Billina said. "You should be glad to have them."

"I'll transform you all into scorpions!" cried the King, angrily, and began waving his arms and muttering magic words.

"I'll turn all of you into scorpions!" shouted the King, furiously, as he started waving his arms and mumbling magic incantations.

But none of the people became scorpions, so the King stopped and looked at them in surprise.

But none of the people turned into scorpions, so the King stopped and looked at them in surprise.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

"Why, you are not wearing your magic belt," replied the Chief Steward, after looking the King over carefully. "Where is it? What have you done with it?"

"Hey, you’re not wearing your magic belt," the Chief Steward said, after examining the King closely. "Where is it? What happened to it?"

The Nome King clapped his hand to his waist, and his rock colored face turned white as chalk.

The Nome King slapped his hand on his waist, and his stone-colored face turned as white as chalk.

"It's gone," he cried, helplessly. "It's gone, and I am ruined!"

"It's gone," he shouted, feeling powerless. "It's gone, and I'm finished!"

Dorothy now stepped forward and said:

Dorothy spoke up and said:

"Royal Ozma, and you, Queen of Ev, I welcome you and your people back to the land of the living.[Pg 237] Billina has saved you from your troubles, and now we will leave this drea'ful place, and return to Ev as soon as poss'ble."

"Royal Ozma, and you, Queen of Ev, I welcome you and your people back to the land of the living.[Pg 237] Billina has saved you from your troubles, and now we will leave this dreadful place and return to Ev as soon as possible."

While the child spoke they could all see that she wore the magic belt, and a great cheer went up from all her friends, which was led by the voices of the Scarecrow and the private. But the Nome King did not join them. He crept back onto his throne like a whipped dog, and lay there bitterly bemoaning his defeat.

While the child spoke, everyone could see that she was wearing the magic belt, and a huge cheer erupted from all her friends, led by the voices of the Scarecrow and the private. But the Nome King didn’t join in. He slunk back onto his throne like a defeated dog, lying there and bitterly lamenting his loss.

"But we have not yet found my faithful follower, the Tin Woodman," said Ozma to Dorothy, "and without him I do not wish to go away."

"But we still haven't found my loyal friend, the Tin Woodman," Ozma said to Dorothy, "and I don't want to leave without him."

"Nor I," replied Dorothy, quickly. "Wasn't he in the palace?"

"Neither was I," replied Dorothy, quickly. "Wasn't he in the palace?"

"He must be there," said Billina; "but I had no clew to guide me in guessing the Tin Woodman, so I must have missed him."

"He has to be there," said Billina; "but I had no clue to help me figure out the Tin Woodman, so I must have overlooked him."

"We will go back into the rooms," said Dorothy. "This magic belt, I am sure, will help us to find our dear old friend."

"We're going back into the rooms," said Dorothy. "I'm sure this magic belt will help us find our dear old friend."

So she re-entered the palace, the doors of which still stood open, and everyone followed her except the Nome King, the Queen of Ev and Prince Evring. The mother had taken the little Prince in[Pg 238] her lap and was fondling and kissing him lovingly, for he was her youngest born.

So she went back into the palace, the doors still wide open, and everyone followed her except the Nome King, the Queen of Ev, and Prince Evring. The mother had taken the little Prince in[Pg 238] her lap and was affectionately cuddling and kissing him, as he was her youngest child.

But the others went with Dorothy, and when she came to the middle of the first room the girl waved her hand, as she had seen the King do, and commanded the Tin Woodman, whatever form he might then have, to resume his proper shape. No result followed this attempt, so Dorothy went into another room and repeated it, and so through all the rooms of the palace. Yet the Tin Woodman did not appear to them, nor could they imagine which among the thousands of ornaments was their transformed friend.

But the others followed Dorothy, and when she reached the middle of the first room, the girl waved her hand like she had seen the King do and ordered the Tin Woodman, no matter what shape he was in, to return to his proper form. Nothing happened after this attempt, so Dorothy moved into another room and tried again, going through all the rooms of the palace. Still, the Tin Woodman didn’t show up, and they couldn’t even guess which of the thousands of decorations was their friend in disguise.

Sadly they returned to the throne room, where the King, seeing that they had met with failure, jeered at Dorothy, saying:

Sadly, they went back to the throne room, where the King, noticing their failure, mocked Dorothy, saying:

"You do not know how to use my belt, so it is of no use to you. Give it back to me and I will let you go free—you and all the people who came with you. As for the royal family of Ev, they are my slaves, and shall remain here."

"You don't know how to use my belt, so it's no good to you. Give it back to me and I’ll let you go free—you and everyone who came with you. As for the royal family of Ev, they’re my captives and will stay here."

"I shall keep the belt," said Dorothy.

"I'll keep the belt," said Dorothy.

"But how can you escape, without my consent?" asked the King.

"But how can you get away without my permission?" asked the King.

"Easily enough," answered the girl. "All we need to do is to walk out the way that we came in."[Pg 239]

"That’s easy," the girl replied. "All we have to do is walk out the way we came in."[Pg 239]

DOROTHY AND BILLINA ARGUE WITH THE KING DOROTHY AND BILLINA HAVE A DISAGREEMENT WITH THE KING

"Oh, that's all, is it?" sneered the King. "Well, where is the passage through which you entered this room?"

"Oh, is that all?" the King scoffed. "So, where’s the entrance you used to get into this room?"

They all looked around, but could not discover the place, for it had long since been closed. Dorothy, however, would not be dismayed. She waved her hand toward the seemingly solid wall of the cavern and said:

They all looked around but couldn’t find the place because it had been closed for a long time. Dorothy, however, wasn’t going to let that discourage her. She waved her hand toward the seemingly solid wall of the cavern and said:

"I command the passage to open!"

"I command the door to open!"

Instantly the order was obeyed; the opening appeared and the passage lay plainly before them.

Instantly, they followed the order; the entrance opened, and the passage was clearly in front of them.

The King was amazed, and all the others overjoyed.

The King was amazed, and everyone else was thrilled.

"Why, then, if the belt obeys you, were we unable to discover the Tin Woodman?" asked Ozma.

"Then why, if the belt is under your control, couldn't we find the Tin Woodman?" asked Ozma.

"I can't imagine," said Dorothy.

"I can't imagine," Dorothy said.

"See here, girl," proposed the King, eagerly; "give me the belt, and I will tell you what shape the Tin Woodman was changed into, and then you can easily find him."

"Listen, girl," the King suggested, excitedly; "hand me the belt, and I'll tell you what the Tin Woodman was turned into, and then you can easily find him."

Dorothy hesitated, but Billina cried out:

Dorothy hesitated, but Billina yelled:

"Don't you do it! If the Nome King gets the belt again he will make every one of us prisoners, for we will be in his power. Only by keeping the belt, Dorothy, will you ever be able to leave this place in safety."[Pg 241]

"Don't you dare do it! If the Nome King gets the belt again, he'll make all of us prisoners because we'll be at his mercy. Only by holding onto the belt, Dorothy, will you ever be able to leave this place safely."[Pg 241]

"I think that is true," said the Scarecrow. "But I have another idea, due to my excellent brains. Let Dorothy transform the King into a goose-egg unless he agrees to go into the palace and bring out to us the ornament which is our friend Nick Chopper, the Tin Woodman."

"I think that’s true," said the Scarecrow. "But I have another idea, thanks to my brilliant brains. Let Dorothy turn the King into a goose egg unless he agrees to go into the palace and bring us the ornament that is our friend Nick Chopper, the Tin Woodman."

"A goose-egg!" echoed the horrified King. "How dreadful!"

"A goose-egg!" echoed the horrified King. "How terrible!"

"Well, a goose-egg you will be unless you go and fetch us the ornament we want," declared Billina, with a joyful chuckle.

"Well, you'll be a total failure unless you go and get us the ornament we want," Billina said with a cheerful laugh.

"You can see for yourself that Dorothy is able to use the magic belt all right," added the Scarecrow.

"You can see for yourself that Dorothy is able to use the magic belt just fine," added the Scarecrow.

The Nome King thought it over and finally consented, for he did not want to be a goose-egg. So he went into the palace to get the ornament which was the transformation of the Tin Woodman, and they all awaited his return with considerable impatience, for they were anxious to leave this underground cavern and see the sunshine once more. But when the Nome King came back he brought nothing with him except a puzzled and anxious expression upon his face.

The Nome King considered it and finally agreed, as he didn't want to look foolish. He went into the palace to retrieve the ornament that transformed the Tin Woodman, and they all waited for him to return with growing impatience because they were eager to leave the underground cavern and see the sunlight again. But when the Nome King came back, he had nothing with him except a confused and worried look on his face.

"He's gone!" he said. "The Tin Woodman is nowhere in the palace."

"He's gone!" he said. "The Tin Woodman isn't anywhere in the palace."

"Are you sure?" asked Ozma, sternly.

"Are you sure?" Ozma asked, seriously.

"I'm very sure," answered the King, trembling, "for I know just what I transformed him into, and exactly where he stood. But he is not there, and please don't change me into a goose-egg, because I've done the best I could."

"I'm really sure," replied the King, shaking, "because I know exactly what I turned him into and exactly where he was standing. But he isn't there, and please don't turn me into a goose egg, because I've done my best."

They were all silent for a time, and then Dorothy said:

They were all quiet for a moment, and then Dorothy spoke up:

"There is no use punishing the Nome King any[Pg 243] more, and I'm 'fraid we'll have to go away without our friend."

"There’s no point in punishing the Nome King any[Pg 243] more, and I’m afraid we’ll have to leave without our friend."

"If he is not here, we cannot rescue him," agreed the Scarecrow, sadly. "Poor Nick! I wonder what has become of him."

"If he isn't here, we can't save him," the Scarecrow said, sadly. "Poor Nick! I wonder what happened to him."

"And he owed me six weeks back pay!" said one of the generals, wiping the tears from his eyes with his gold-laced coat sleeve.

"And he owed me six weeks of back pay!" said one of the generals, wiping the tears from his eyes with the sleeve of his gold-laced coat.

Very sorrowfully they determined to return to the upper world without their former companion, and so Ozma gave the order to begin the march through the passage.

With great sadness, they decided to go back to the upper world without their former companion, so Ozma commanded them to start the journey through the passage.

The army went first, and then the royal family of Ev, and afterward came Dorothy, Ozma, Billina, the Scarecrow and Tiktok.

The army went first, followed by the royal family of Ev, and then came Dorothy, Ozma, Billina, the Scarecrow, and Tiktok.

They left the Nome King scowling at them from his throne, and had no thought of danger until Ozma chanced to look back and saw a large number of the warriors following them in full chase, with their swords and spears and axes raised to strike down the fugitives as soon as they drew near enough.

They left the Nome King glaring at them from his throne and didn’t think about any danger until Ozma happened to look back and saw a large group of warriors chasing them, with their swords, spears, and axes raised to attack as soon as they got close enough.

Evidently the Nome King had made this last attempt to prevent their escaping him; but it did him no good, for when Dorothy saw the danger they were in she stopped and waved her hand and whispered a command to the magic belt.[Pg 244]

Clearly, the Nome King had made one last effort to keep them from getting away; however, it didn’t work, because when Dorothy recognized the danger they were in, she halted, waved her hand, and quietly gave a command to the magic belt.[Pg 244]

Instantly the foremost warriors became eggs, which rolled upon the floor of the cavern in such numbers that those behind could not advance without stepping upon them. But, when they saw the eggs, all desire to advance departed from the warriors, and they turned and fled madly into the cavern, and refused to go back again.

Instantly, the leading warriors turned into eggs, rolling across the cavern floor in such large numbers that those behind couldn't move forward without stepping on them. But when they saw the eggs, all desire to move ahead left the warriors, and they turned and ran frantically deeper into the cavern, refusing to go back.

Our friends had no farther trouble in reaching the end of the passage, and soon were standing in the outer air upon the gloomy path between the[Pg 245] two high mountains. But the way to Ev lay plainly before them, and they fervently hoped that they had seen the last of the Nome King and of his dreadful palace.

Our friends had no more trouble getting to the end of the passage, and soon they were standing outside on the dark path between the[Pg 245] two tall mountains. The route to Ev was clearly laid out in front of them, and they hoped with all their hearts that they had left behind the Nome King and his terrifying palace.

The cavalcade was led by Ozma, mounted on the Cowardly Lion, and the Queen of Ev, who rode upon the back of the Tiger. The children of the Queen walked behind her, hand in hand. Dorothy rode the Sawhorse, while the Scarecrow walked and commanded the army in the absence of the Tin Woodman.

The parade was led by Ozma, riding on the Cowardly Lion, and the Queen of Ev, who was on the Tiger's back. The Queen’s children walked behind her, holding hands. Dorothy rode the Sawhorse, while the Scarecrow walked and directed the army since the Tin Woodman wasn’t there.

Presently the way began to lighten and more of the sunshine to come in between the two mountains. And before long they heard the "thump! thump! thump!" of the giant's hammer upon the road.

Right now, the path started to brighten up, and more sunlight streamed in between the two mountains. Soon enough, they heard the "thump! thump! thump!" of the giant's hammer on the road.

"How may we pass the monstrous man of iron?" asked the Queen, anxious for the safety of her children. But Dorothy solved the problem by a word to the magic belt.

"How can we get past the giant iron man?" the Queen asked, worried about her children's safety. But Dorothy figured it out with a word to the magic belt.

The giant paused, with his hammer held motionless in the air, thus allowing the entire party to pass between his cast-iron legs in safety.

The giant stopped, holding his hammer still in the air, letting the whole group safely pass between his cast-iron legs.


The King of Ev

If there were any shifting, rock-colored Nomes on the mountain side now, they were silent and respectful, for our adventurers were not annoyed, as before, by their impudent laughter. Really the Nomes had nothing to laugh at, since the defeat of their King.

If there were any shifting, rock-colored Nomes on the mountainside now, they were quiet and respectful, because our adventurers weren’t bothered, as before, by their cheeky laughter. Honestly, the Nomes had nothing to laugh about since their King was defeated.

On the other side they found Ozma's golden chariot, standing as they had left it. Soon the Lion and the Tiger were harnessed to the beautiful chariot, in which was enough room for Ozma and the Queen and six of the royal children.

On the other side, they found Ozma's golden chariot, just as they had left it. Soon, the Lion and the Tiger were hitched to the beautiful chariot, which had enough space for Ozma, the Queen, and six of the royal children.

Little Evring preferred to ride with Dor[Pg 247]othy upon the Sawhorse, which had a long back. The Prince had recovered from his shyness and had become very fond of the girl who had rescued him, so they were fast friends and chatted pleasantly together as they rode along. Billina was also perched upon the head of the wooden steed, which seemed not to mind the added weight in the least, and the boy was full of wonder that a hen could talk, and say such sensible things.

Little Evring preferred to ride with Dorothy on the Sawhorse, which had a long back. The Prince had gotten over his shyness and had grown very fond of the girl who had saved him, so they were good friends and chatted happily as they rode along. Billina was also sitting on the head of the wooden horse, which didn’t seem to mind the extra weight at all, and the boy was amazed that a hen could talk and say such smart things.

When they came to the gulf, Ozma's magic carpet carried them all over in safety; and now they began to pass the trees, in which birds were singing; and the breeze that was wafted to them from the farms of Ev was spicy with flowers and new-mown hay; and the sunshine fell full upon them, to warm them and drive away from their bodies the chill and dampness of the underground kingdom of the Nomes.

When they reached the gulf, Ozma's magic carpet safely flew them all around; they started to pass by trees filled with singing birds, and the breeze coming from the farms of Ev carried sweet scents of flowers and freshly cut hay. The sunlight poured down on them, warming them and washing away the chill and dampness from the underground kingdom of the Nomes.

"I would be quite content," said the Scarecrow to Tiktok, "were only the Tin Woodman with us. But it breaks my heart to leave him behind."

"I would be very happy," said the Scarecrow to Tiktok, "if only the Tin Woodman were with us. But it really hurts me to leave him behind."

"He was a fine fel-low," replied Tiktok, "al-though his ma-ter-i-al was not ve-ry du-ra-ble."

"He was a nice guy," replied Tiktok, "even though his material wasn't very durable."

"Oh, tin is an excellent material," the Scarecrow hastened to say; "and if anything ever happened to poor Nick Chopper he was always easily soldered.[Pg 248] Besides, he did not have to be wound up, and was not liable to get out of order."

"Oh, tin is a great material," the Scarecrow quickly said; "and if anything ever happened to poor Nick Chopper, he could always be easily soldered.[Pg 248] Plus, he didn't need to be wound up and wasn't prone to breaking down."

"I some-times wish," said Tiktok, "that I was stuffed with straw, as you are. It is hard to be made of cop-per."

"I sometimes wish," said Tiktok, "that I was stuffed with straw like you. It's tough being made of copper."

"I have no reason to complain of my lot," replied the Scarecrow. "A little fresh straw, now and then, makes me as good as new. But I can never be the polished gentleman that my poor departed friend, the Tin Woodman, was."

"I have no reason to complain about my situation," replied the Scarecrow. "A little fresh straw every now and then keeps me in great shape. But I can never be the refined gentleman that my poor late friend, the Tin Woodman, was."

You may be sure the royal children of Ev and their Queen mother were delighted at seeing again their beloved country; and when the towers of the palace of Ev came into view they could not forbear cheering at the sight. Little Evring, riding in front of Dorothy, was so overjoyed that he took a curious tin whistle from his pocket and blew a shrill blast that made the Sawhorse leap and prance in sudden alarm.

You can be sure that the royal children of Ev and their Queen mother were thrilled to see their beloved country again; and when the towers of the palace of Ev came into view, they couldn't help but cheer at the sight. Little Evring, riding in front of Dorothy, was so excited that he took a peculiar tin whistle out of his pocket and blew a high-pitched blast that startled the Sawhorse, making it leap and prance in alarm.

"What is that?" asked Billina, who had been obliged to flutter her wings in order to keep her seat upon the head of the frightened Sawhorse.

"What’s that?" asked Billina, who had to flap her wings to stay seated on the scared Sawhorse's head.

"That's my whistle," said Prince Evring, holding it out upon his hand.

"That's my whistle," said Prince Evring, holding it out in his hand.

It was in the shape of a little fat pig, made of tin and painted green. The whistle was in the tail of the pig.[Pg 249]

It was shaped like a little chubby pig, made of metal and painted green. The whistle was in the pig's tail.[Pg 249]

"Where did you get it?" asked the yellow hen, closely examining the toy with her bright eyes.

"Where did you get that?" asked the yellow hen, closely examining the toy with her bright eyes.

"Why, I picked it up in the Nome King's palace, while Dorothy was making her guesses, and I put it in my pocket," answered the little Prince.

"Well, I found it in the Nome King's palace while Dorothy was trying to guess, and I put it in my pocket," replied the little Prince.

Billina laughed; or at least she made the peculiar cackle that served her for a laugh.

Billina laughed; or at least she let out the strange cackle that counted as her laugh.

"No wonder I couldn't find the Tin Woodman," she said; "and no wonder the magic belt didn't make him appear, or the King couldn't find him, either!"[Pg 250]

"No surprise I couldn't locate the Tin Woodman," she said; "and no surprise the magic belt didn't make him show up, or that the King couldn't find him, either!"[Pg 250]

"What do you mean?" questioned Dorothy.

"What do you mean?" asked Dorothy.

"Why, the Prince had him in his pocket," cried Billina, cackling again.

"Why, the Prince had him wrapped around his finger," exclaimed Billina, cackling again.

"I did not!" protested little Evring. "I only took the whistle."

"I didn’t!" protested little Evring. "I just took the whistle."

"Well, then, watch me," returned the hen, and reaching out a claw she touched the whistle and said "Ev."

"Okay, then, watch me," replied the hen, and stretching out a claw, she touched the whistle and said, "Ev."

Swish!

Swish!

"Good afternoon," said the Tin Woodman, taking off his funnel cap and bowing to Dorothy and the Prince. "I think I must have been asleep for the first time since I was made of tin, for I do not remember our leaving the Nome King."

"Good afternoon," said the Tin Woodman, removing his funnel cap and bowing to Dorothy and the Prince. "I think I must have dozed off for the first time since I was made of tin, because I don't remember us leaving the Nome King."

"You have been enchanted," answered the girl, throwing an arm around her old friend and hugging him tight in her joy. "But it's all right, now."

"You've been enchanted," the girl said, wrapping her arm around her old friend and hugging him tightly in her happiness. "But it's all good now."

"I want my whistle!" said the little Prince, beginning to cry.

"I want my whistle!" the little Prince exclaimed, starting to cry.

"Hush!" cautioned Billina. "The whistle is lost, but you may have another when you get home."

"Hush!" warned Billina. "The whistle is gone, but you can get another one when you get home."

"YOUR FUTURE RULER, KING EVARDO FIFTEENTH" "YOUR FUTURE RULER, KING EVARDO XV"

The Scarecrow had fairly thrown himself upon the bosom of his old comrade, so surprised and delighted was he to see him again, and Tiktok squeezed the Tin Woodman's hand so earnestly that he dented some of his fingers. Then they had to make way[Pg 252][Pg 251] for Ozma to welcome the tin man, and the army caught sight of him and set up a cheer, and everybody was delighted and happy.

The Scarecrow had enthusiastically thrown himself into the arms of his old friend, so surprised and thrilled was he to see him again, and Tiktok gripped the Tin Woodman's hand so tightly that he left dents in some of his fingers. Then they had to make way[Pg 252][Pg 251] for Ozma to greet the tin man, and the army noticed him and burst into cheers, and everyone was joyful and happy.

For the Tin Woodman was a great favorite with all who knew him, and his sudden recovery after they had thought he was lost to them forever was indeed a pleasant surprise.

For the Tin Woodman was a big favorite with everyone who knew him, and his unexpected recovery after they thought he was gone for good was definitely a nice surprise.

Before long, the cavalcade arrived at the royal palace, where a great crowd of people had gathered to welcome their Queen and her ten children. There was much shouting and cheering, and the people threw flowers in their path, and every face wore a happy smile.

Before long, the procession reached the royal palace, where a large crowd had gathered to welcome their Queen and her ten children. There was a lot of shouting and cheering, people threw flowers in their path, and every face wore a happy smile.

They found the Princess Langwidere in her mirrored chamber, where she was admiring one of her handsomest heads—one with rich chestnut hair, dreamy walnut eyes and a shapely hickorynut nose. She was very glad to be relieved of her duties to the people of Ev, and the Queen graciously permitted her to retain her rooms and her cabinet of heads as long as she lived.

They found Princess Langwidere in her mirrored room, where she was admiring one of her most beautiful heads—one with luxurious chestnut hair, dreamy walnut eyes, and a nicely shaped hickorynut nose. She was really happy to be free from her responsibilities to the people of Ev, and the Queen kindly allowed her to keep her rooms and her collection of heads for as long as she lived.

Then the Queen took her eldest son out upon a balcony that overlooked the crowd of subjects gathered below, and said to them:

Then the Queen took her oldest son out onto a balcony that looked over the crowd of subjects gathered below, and said to them:

"Here is your future ruler, King Evardo Fifteenth. He is fifteen years of age, has fifteen silver[Pg 253] buckles on his jacket and is the fifteenth Evardo to rule the land of Ev."

"Here is your future ruler, King Evardo the Fifteenth. He is fifteen years old, has fifteen silver[Pg 253] buckles on his jacket, and is the fifteenth Evardo to rule the land of Ev."

The people shouted their approval fifteen times, and even the Wheelers, some of whom were present, loudly promised to obey the new King.

The crowd cheered their approval fifteen times, and even the Wheelers, some of whom were there, loudly vowed to follow the new King.

So the Queen placed a big crown of gold, set with rubies, upon Evardo's head, and threw an ermine robe over his shoulders, and proclaimed him King; and he bowed gratefully to all his subjects and then went away to see if he could find any cake in the royal pantry.

So the Queen put a large gold crown, decorated with rubies, on Evardo's head, draped an ermine robe over his shoulders, and declared him King; he bowed appreciatively to all his subjects and then left to see if he could find any cake in the royal pantry.

Ozma of Oz and her people, as well as Dorothy, Tiktok and Billina, were splendidly entertained by the Queen mother, who owed all her happiness to their kind offices; and that evening the yellow hen was publicly presented with a beautiful necklace of pearls and sapphires, as a token of esteem from the new King.

Ozma of Oz and her people, along with Dorothy, Tiktok, and Billina, were wonderfully entertained by the Queen mother, who credited all her happiness to their kindness. That evening, the yellow hen was publicly given a stunning necklace made of pearls and sapphires as a sign of respect from the new King.


The Emerald City

Dorothy decided to accept Ozma's invitation to return with her to the Land of Oz. There was no greater chance of her getting home from Ev than from Oz, and the little girl was anxious to see once more the country where she had encountered such wonderful adventures. By this time Uncle Henry would have reached Australia in his ship, and had probably given her up for lost; so he couldn't worry any more than he did if she stayed away from him a while longer. So she would go to Oz.

Dorothy decided to take Ozma's invitation to go back with her to the Land of Oz. There was no better chance of her getting home from Ev than from Oz, and the little girl was eager to see again the place where she had experienced such amazing adventures. By now, Uncle Henry would have arrived in Australia on his ship and had likely given up on finding her; so he wouldn't worry any more than he already did if she stayed away from him a little longer. So, she would go to Oz.

They bade good-bye to the people of Ev, and the King promised Ozma that he would ever be[Pg 255] grateful to her and render the Land of Oz any service that might lie within his power.

They said goodbye to the people of Ev, and the King promised Ozma that he would always be[Pg 255] grateful to her and offer the Land of Oz any help he could.

And then they approached the edge of the dangerous desert, and Ozma threw down the magic carpet, which at once unrolled far enough for all of them to walk upon it without being crowded.

And then they reached the edge of the perilous desert, and Ozma dropped the magic carpet, which instantly unrolled enough for all of them to walk on it without feeling cramped.

Tiktok, claiming to be Dorothy's faithful follower because he belonged to her, had been permitted to join the party, and before they started the girl wound up his machinery as far as possible, and the copper man stepped off as briskly as any one of them.

Tiktok, claiming to be Dorothy's loyal follower since he belonged to her, had been allowed to join the group, and before they set off, the girl wound up his machinery as much as she could, and the copper man stepped off as lively as any of them.

Ozma also invited Billina to visit the Land of Oz, and the yellow hen was glad enough to go where new sights and scenes awaited her.

Ozma also invited Billina to visit the Land of Oz, and the yellow hen was excited to go where new sights and scenes awaited her.

They began the trip across the desert early in the morning, and as they stopped only long enough for Billina to lay her daily egg, before sunset they espied the green slopes and wooded hills of the beautiful Land of Oz. They entered it in the Munchkin territory, and the King of the Munchkins met them at the border and welcomed Ozma with great respect, being very pleased by her safe return. For Ozma of Oz ruled the King of the Munchkins, the King of the Winkies, the King of the Quadlings and the King of the Gillikins just as those kings ruled their own people; and this supreme ruler of[Pg 256] the Land of Oz lived in a great town of her own, called the Emerald City, which was in the exact center of the four kingdoms of the Land of Oz.

They started their journey across the desert early in the morning, and after pausing just long enough for Billina to lay her daily egg, they spotted the green hills and wooded slopes of the beautiful Land of Oz before sunset. They entered in the Munchkin territory, where the King of the Munchkins met them at the border and welcomed Ozma with great respect, really happy about her safe return. Ozma of Oz ruled over the King of the Munchkins, the King of the Winkies, the King of the Quadlings, and the King of the Gillikins just as those kings ruled their own people; and this supreme ruler of[Pg 256] the Land of Oz lived in a great town of her own, called the Emerald City, which was right in the center of the four kingdoms of the Land of Oz.

The Munchkin king entertained them at his palace that night, and in the morning they set out for the Emerald City, travelling over a road of yellow brick that led straight to the jewel-studded gates. Everywhere the people turned out to greet their beloved Ozma and to hail joyfully the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman and the Cowardly Lion, who were popular favorites. Dorothy, too, remembered some of the people, who had befriended her on the occasion of her first visit to Oz, and they were well pleased to see the little Kansas girl again, and showered her with compliments and good wishes.

The Munchkin king hosted them at his palace that night, and the next morning they headed to the Emerald City, traveling along a yellow brick road that led straight to the glittering gates. Everywhere, people came out to greet their beloved Ozma and joyfully welcome the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, and the Cowardly Lion, who were all popular favorites. Dorothy also recognized some of the people who had been kind to her during her first visit to Oz, and they were thrilled to see the little girl from Kansas again, showering her with compliments and well wishes.

At one place, where they stopped to refresh themselves, Ozma accepted a bowl of milk from the hands of a pretty dairy-maid. Then she looked at the girl more closely, and exclaimed:

At one spot, where they took a break to relax, Ozma took a bowl of milk from a beautiful dairy maid. Then she examined the girl more closely and exclaimed:

"Why, it's Jinjur—isn't it!"

"Hey, it's Jinjur—right?"

"Yes, your Highness," was the reply, as Jinjur dropped a low curtsy. And Dorothy looked wonderingly at this lively appearing person, who had once assembled an army of women and driven the Scarecrow from the throne of the Emerald City,[Pg 257] and even fought a battle with the powerful army of Glinda the Sorceress.

"Yes, Your Highness," came the response as Jinjur gave a low curtsy. Dorothy looked on in amazement at this vibrant person who had once gathered an army of women and ousted the Scarecrow from the throne of the Emerald City,[Pg 257] and had even fought a battle against the formidable army of Glinda the Sorceress.

"I've married a man who owns nine cows," said Jinjur to Ozma, "and now I am happy and contented and willing to lead a quiet life and mind my own business."

"I've married a guy who has nine cows," Jinjur said to Ozma, "and now I’m happy and content and ready to live a quiet life and take care of my own affairs."

"Where is your husband?" asked Ozma.

"Where's your husband?" Ozma asked.

"He is in the house, nursing a black eye," replied Jinjur, calmly. "The foolish man would insist upon milking the red cow when I wanted him to milk the white one; but he will know better next time, I am sure."[Pg 258]

"He’s inside, nursing a black eye," Jinjur replied calmly. "The foolish man insisted on milking the red cow when I needed him to milk the white one; but I’m sure he’ll think twice next time."[Pg 258]

Then the party moved on again, and after crossing a broad river on a ferry and passing many fine farm houses that were dome shaped and painted a pretty green color, they came in sight of a large building that was covered with flags and bunting.

Then the party continued on, and after crossing a wide river on a ferry and passing many lovely dome-shaped farmhouses painted a nice green color, they spotted a large building adorned with flags and festive decorations.

"I don't remember that building," said Dorothy. "What is it?"

"I don't remember that building," Dorothy said. "What is it?"

"That is the College of Art and Athletic Perfection," replied Ozma. "I had it built quite recently, and the Woggle-Bug is its president. It keeps him busy, and the young men who attend the college are no worse off than they were before. You see, in this country are a number of youths who do not like to work, and the college is an excellent place for them."

"That's the College of Art and Athletic Excellence," replied Ozma. "I just had it built, and the Woggle-Bug is its president. It keeps him busy, and the young men who go there are no worse off than they were before. You see, there are a lot of young people in this country who don’t want to work, and the college is a great spot for them."

And now they came in sight of the Emerald City, and the people flocked out to greet their lovely ruler. There were several bands and many officers and officials of the realm, and a crowd of citizens in their holiday attire.

And now they saw the Emerald City, and the people rushed out to welcome their beautiful ruler. There were several bands, along with many officers and officials of the kingdom, and a crowd of citizens in their festive clothes.

Thus the beautiful Ozma was escorted by a brilliant procession to her royal city, and so great was the cheering that she was obliged to constantly bow to the right and left to acknowledge the greetings of her subjects.

Thus the beautiful Ozma was accompanied by a stunning parade to her royal city, and the cheering was so loud that she had to keep bowing to the right and left to acknowledge the greetings of her people.

"I PROMOTE YOU TO BE CAPTAIN-GENERAL" "I'M PROMOTING YOU TO CAPTAIN-GENERAL"

That evening there was a grand reception in the[Pg 260][Pg 259] royal palace, attended by the most important persons of Oz, and Jack Pumpkinhead, who was a little over-ripe but still active, read an address congratulating Ozma of Oz upon the success of her generous mission to rescue the royal family of a neighboring kingdom.

That evening, there was a big reception in the[Pg 260][Pg 259] royal palace, attended by the most important people of Oz. Jack Pumpkinhead, who was a bit past his prime but still lively, read a speech congratulating Ozma of Oz on the success of her generous mission to rescue the royal family of a nearby kingdom.

Then magnificent gold medals set with precious stones were presented to each of the twenty-six officers; and the Tin Woodman was given a new axe studded with diamonds; and the Scarecrow received a silver jar of complexion powder. Dorothy was presented with a pretty coronet and made a Princess of Oz, and Tiktok received two bracelets set with eight rows of very clear and sparkling emeralds.

Then stunning gold medals encrusted with precious stones were given to each of the twenty-six officers; the Tin Woodman received a new axe adorned with diamonds; and the Scarecrow got a silver jar of face powder. Dorothy was gifted a beautiful crown and became a Princess of Oz, and Tiktok received two bracelets featuring eight rows of bright, sparkling emeralds.

Afterward they sat down to a splendid feast, and Ozma put Dorothy at her right and Billina at her left, where the hen sat upon a golden roost and ate from a jeweled platter. Then were placed the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman and Tiktok, with baskets of lovely flowers before them, because they did not require food. The twenty-six officers were at the lower end of the table, and the Lion and the Tiger also had seats, and were served on golden platters, that held a half a bushel at one time.

Afterward, they sat down to a fantastic feast, and Ozma positioned Dorothy on her right and Billina on her left, where the hen perched on a golden roost and ate from a jeweled platter. The Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, and Tiktok were seated next, with baskets of beautiful flowers in front of them since they didn’t need food. The twenty-six officers were at the lower end of the table, and the Lion and the Tiger also had seats and were served on golden platters that held half a bushel at a time.

The wealthiest and most important citizens of[Pg 261] the Emerald City were proud to wait upon these famous adventurers, and they were assisted by a sprightly little maid named Jellia Jamb, whom the Scarecrow pinched upon her rosy cheeks and seemed to know very well.

The richest and most influential people of[Pg 261] the Emerald City were happy to wait on these famous adventurers, and they were helped by a lively little girl named Jellia Jamb, whom the Scarecrow playfully pinched on her rosy cheeks and appeared to know quite well.

During the feast Ozma grew thoughtful, and suddenly she asked:

During the feast, Ozma became lost in thought, and out of the blue, she asked:

"Where is the private?"

"Where's the private?"

"Oh, he is sweeping out the barracks," replied one of the generals, who was busy eating a leg of a turkey. "But I have ordered him a dish of bread and molasses to eat when his work is done."

"Oh, he's sweeping out the barracks," replied one of the generals, who was busy eating a turkey leg. "But I've ordered him some bread and molasses to eat when he's finished with his work."

"Let him be sent for," said the girl ruler.

"Have him come here," said the girl ruler.

While they waited for this command to be obeyed, she enquired:

While they waited for this command to be followed, she asked:

"Have we any other privates in the armies?"

"Are there any other privates in the armies?"

"Oh, yes," replied the Tin Woodman, "I believe there are three, altogether."

"Oh, yes," replied the Tin Woodman, "I think there are three in total."

The private now entered, saluting his officers and the royal Ozma very respectfully.

The private now entered, saluting his officers and the royal Ozma with great respect.

"What is your name, my man?" asked the girl.

"What’s your name, dude?" asked the girl.

"Omby Amby," answered the private.

"Omby Amby," replied the private.

"Then, Omby Amby," said she, "I promote you to be Captain General of all the armies of my kingdom, and especially to be Commander of my Body Guard at the royal palace."[Pg 262]

"Then, Omby Amby," she said, "I appoint you as the Captain General of all the armies of my kingdom, and specifically as the Commander of my Body Guard at the royal palace."[Pg 262]

"It is very expensive to hold so many offices," said the private, hesitating. "I have no money with which to buy uniforms."

"It costs a lot to hold so many positions," said the private, hesitating. "I don't have any money to buy uniforms."

"You shall be supplied from the royal treasury," said Ozma.

"You will be provided for from the royal treasury," said Ozma.

Then the private was given a seat at the table, where the other officers welcomed him cordially, and the feasting and merriment were resumed.

Then the private was given a seat at the table, where the other officers warmly welcomed him, and the feasting and celebration continued.

Suddenly Jellia Jamb exclaimed:

Suddenly, Jellia Jamb shouted:

"There is nothing more to eat! The Hungry Tiger has consumed everything!"

"There’s nothing left to eat! The Hungry Tiger has eaten it all!"

"But that is not the worst of it," declared the Tiger, mournfully. "Somewhere or somehow, I've actually lost my appetite!"

"But that's not the worst of it," the Tiger said sadly. "Somehow, I've actually lost my appetite!"


Dorothy's Magic Belt

Dorothy passed several very happy weeks in the Land of Oz as the guest of the royal Ozma, who delighted to please and interest the little Kansas girl. Many new acquaintances were formed and many old ones renewed, and wherever she went Dorothy found herself among friends.

Dorothy spent several incredibly happy weeks in the Land of Oz as the guest of the royal Ozma, who loved to entertain and engage the little Kansas girl. She made many new friends and reconnected with old ones, and everywhere she went, Dorothy found herself surrounded by friends.

One day, however, as she sat in Ozma's private room, she noticed hanging upon the wall a picture which constantly changed in appearance, at one time showing a meadow and at another time a forest, a lake or a village.[Pg 264]

One day, though, while she was in Ozma's private room, she saw a picture on the wall that kept changing. Sometimes it showed a meadow, other times a forest, a lake, or a village.[Pg 264]

"How curious!" she exclaimed, after watching the shifting scenes for a few moments.

"How strange!" she said, after watching the changing scenes for a few moments.

"Yes," said Ozma, "that is really a wonderful invention in magic. If I wish to see any part of the world or any person living, I need only express the wish and it is shown in the picture."

"Yes," said Ozma, "that is truly an amazing magical invention. If I want to see any part of the world or anyone alive, I just have to say the wish, and it's shown in the picture."

"May I use it?" asked Dorothy, eagerly.

"Can I use it?" Dorothy asked, excitedly.

"Of course, my dear."

"Of course, sweetheart."

"Then I'd like to see the old Kansas farm, and Aunt Em," said the girl.

"Then I want to see the old Kansas farm and Aunt Em," said the girl.

Instantly the well remembered farmhouse appeared in the picture, and Aunt Em could be seen quite plainly. She was engaged in washing dishes by the kitchen window and seemed quite well and contented. The hired men and the teams were in the harvest fields behind the house, and the corn and wheat seemed to the child to be in prime condition. On the side porch Dorothy's pet dog, Toto, was lying fast asleep in the sun, and to her surprise old Speckles was running around with a brood of twelve new chickens trailing after her.

Instantly, the familiar farmhouse showed up in the picture, and Aunt Em was clearly visible. She was washing dishes by the kitchen window and looked happy and content. The hired hands and the teams were in the fields behind the house, and the corn and wheat appeared to be in great shape. On the side porch, Dorothy's pet dog, Toto, was sleeping soundly in the sun, and to her surprise, old Speckles was chasing around with a group of twelve new chicks following her.

"Everything seems all right at home," said Dorothy, with a sigh of relief. "Now I wonder what Uncle Henry is doing."

"Everything seems fine at home," Dorothy said with a sigh of relief. "Now I wonder what Uncle Henry is up to."

The scene in the picture at once shifted to Australia, where, in a pleasant room in Sydney,[Pg 265] Uncle Henry was seated in an easy chair, solemnly smoking his briar pipe. He looked sad and lonely, and his hair was now quite white and his hands and face thin and wasted.

The scene in the picture immediately shifted to Australia, where, in a cozy room in Sydney,[Pg 265] Uncle Henry was sitting in a comfortable chair, solemnly smoking his briar pipe. He looked sad and lonely, his hair completely white, and his hands and face thin and frail.

"Oh!" cried Dorothy, in an anxious voice, "I'm sure Uncle Henry isn't getting any better, and it's because he is worried about me. Ozma, dear, I must go to him at once!"

"Oh!" cried Dorothy, in a worried voice, "I'm sure Uncle Henry isn't getting any better, and it's because he's worried about me. Ozma, dear, I have to go to him right away!"

"How can you?" asked Ozma.

"How can you?" Ozma asked.

"I don't know," replied Dorothy; "but let us go to Glinda the Good. I'm sure she will help me, and advise me how to get to Uncle Henry."

"I don’t know," replied Dorothy; "but let's go to Glinda the Good. I’m sure she can help me and give me advice on how to get to Uncle Henry."

Ozma readily agreed to this plan and caused the Sawhorse to be harnessed to a pretty green and pink phaeton, and the two girls rode away to visit the famous sorceress.

Ozma quickly agreed to this plan and had the Sawhorse hitched up to a nice green and pink carriage, and the two girls set off to visit the famous sorceress.

Glinda received them graciously, and listened to Dorothy's story with attention.

Glinda welcomed them warmly and listened attentively to Dorothy's story.

"I have the magic belt, you know," said the little girl. "If I buckled it around my waist and commanded it to take me to Uncle Henry, wouldn't it do it?"

"I have the magic belt, you know," said the little girl. "If I buckled it around my waist and told it to take me to Uncle Henry, wouldn't it do that?"

"I think so," replied Glinda, with a smile.

"I think so," Glinda replied, smiling.

"And then," continued Dorothy, "if I ever wanted to come back here again, the belt would bring me."[Pg 266]

"And then," Dorothy continued, "if I ever wanted to come back here again, the belt would bring me."[Pg 266]

"THAT IS A WISE PLAN," REPLIED GLINDA "THAT'S A SMART PLAN," GLINDA REPLIED.

"In that you are wrong," said the sorceress. "The belt has magical powers only while it is in some fairy country, such as the Land of Oz, or the Land of Ev. Indeed, my little friend, were you to wear it and wish yourself in Australia, with your uncle, the wish would doubtless be fulfilled, because it was made in fairyland. But you would not find the magic belt around you when you arrived at your destination."

"You're mistaken," the sorceress said. "The belt only has magical powers when it's in a fairy country, like the Land of Oz or the Land of Ev. In fact, my little friend, if you wore it and wished yourself in Australia with your uncle, that wish would surely come true because it was made in fairyland. But you wouldn't find the magic belt with you when you got to your destination."

"What would become of it?" asked the girl.

"What will happen to it?" asked the girl.

"It would be lost, as were your silver shoes when you visited Oz before, and no one would ever see it again. It seems too bad to destroy the use of the magic belt in that way, doesn't it?"

"It would be lost, like your silver shoes when you visited Oz before, and no one would ever see it again. It seems such a shame to waste the magic belt like that, doesn't it?"

"Then," said Dorothy, after a moment's thought, "I will give the magic belt to Ozma, for she can use it in her own country. And she can wish me transported to Uncle Henry without losing the belt."

"Then," Dorothy said after a moment of thought, "I’ll give the magic belt to Ozma because she can use it in her own country. And she can wish me transported to Uncle Henry without losing the belt."

"That is a wise plan," replied Glinda.

"That's a smart plan," replied Glinda.

So they rode back to the Emerald City, and on the way it was arranged that every Saturday morning Ozma would look at Dorothy in her magic picture, wherever the little girl might chance to be. And, if she saw Dorothy make a certain signal, then Ozma would know that the little Kansas girl wanted to revisit the Land of Oz, and by means of the Nome[Pg 268] King's magic belt would wish that she might instantly return.

So they rode back to the Emerald City, and on the way, they agreed that every Saturday morning, Ozma would check in on Dorothy through her magic picture, no matter where the little girl happened to be. If she saw Dorothy give a specific signal, Ozma would know that the little Kansas girl wanted to come back to the Land of Oz, and using the Nome[Pg 268] King's magic belt, she would wish for her to return instantly.

This having been agreed upon, Dorothy bade good-bye to all her friends. Tiktok wanted to go to Australia, too; but Dorothy knew that the machine man would never do for a servant in a civilized country, and the chances were that his machinery wouldn't work at all. So she left him in Ozma's care.

This having been agreed upon, Dorothy said goodbye to all her friends. TikTok wanted to go to Australia, too, but Dorothy knew that the machine man wouldn’t be suitable as a servant in a civilized country, and there was a good chance his machinery wouldn’t work at all. So she left him in Ozma's care.

Billina, on the contrary, preferred the Land of Oz to any other country, and refused to accompany Dorothy.

Billina, on the other hand, preferred the Land of Oz to any other place and refused to go with Dorothy.

"The bugs and ants that I find here are the finest flavored in the world," declared the yellow hen, "and there are plenty of them. So here I shall end my days; and I must say, Dorothy, my dear, that you are very foolish to go back into that stupid, humdrum world again."

"The bugs and ants I find here are the best tasting in the world," said the yellow hen, "and there are so many of them. So I’ll spend the rest of my days here; and I have to say, Dorothy, my dear, that you’re being very foolish to go back to that boring, ordinary world again."

"Uncle Henry needs me," said Dorothy, simply; and every one except Billina thought it was right that she should go.

"Uncle Henry needs me," said Dorothy, simply; and everyone except Billina thought it was right for her to go.

All Dorothy's friends of the Land of Oz—both old and new—gathered in a group in front of the palace to bid her a sorrowful good-bye and to wish her long life and happiness. After much hand shaking, Dorothy kissed Ozma once more, and then[Pg 269] handed her the Nome King's magic belt, saying:

All of Dorothy's friends from the Land of Oz—both old and new—came together in front of the palace to say a sad goodbye and wish her a long and happy life. After a lot of handshakes, Dorothy kissed Ozma one last time, and then[Pg 269] handed her the Nome King's magic belt, saying:

"Now, dear Princess, when I wave my handkerchief, please wish me with Uncle Henry. I'm aw'fly sorry to leave you—and the Scarecrow—and the Tin Woodman—and the Cowardly Lion—and Tiktok—and—and everybody—but I do want my Uncle Henry! So good-bye, all of you."

"Now, dear Princess, when I wave my handkerchief, please send my wishes to Uncle Henry. I'm really sorry to leave you—and the Scarecrow—and the Tin Woodman—and the Cowardly Lion—and Tiktok—and—and everyone—but I really want to be with my Uncle Henry! So, goodbye, all of you."

Then the little girl stood on one of the big emeralds which decorated the courtyard, and after[Pg 270] looking once again at each of her friends, waved her handkerchief.

Then the little girl stood on one of the big emeralds that decorated the courtyard, and after[Pg 270] looking once more at each of her friends, waved her handkerchief.


"No," said Dorothy, "I wasn't drowned at all. And I've come to nurse you and take care of you, Uncle Henry, and you must promise to get well as soon as poss'ble."

"No," said Dorothy, "I wasn’t drowned at all. I’ve come to take care of you, Uncle Henry, and you have to promise to get better as soon as possible."

Uncle Henry smiled and cuddled his little niece close in his lap.

Uncle Henry smiled and held his little niece close in his lap.

"I'm better already, my darling," said he.

"I'm already feeling better, my darling," he said.


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Illustrated by John R. Neill

Illustrated by John R. Neill

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Each book is beautifully bound with an artistic cover. $1.25 per volume.

THE LAND OF OZ

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An account of the adventures of the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, Jack Pumpkinhead, the Animated Saw-Horse, the Highly Magnified Woggle-Bug, the Gump, and many other lovable characters.

Nearly 150 black-and-white illustrations and sixteen full-page pictures in color.

Almost 150 black-and-white illustrations and 16 full-color images.

OZMA OF OZ

The story tells "more about Dorothy," as well as those famous characters, the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman and the Cowardly Lion, and something of several new creations equally delightful, including Tiktok the machine man, the Yellow Hen, the Nome King and the Hungry Tiger.

The story reveals "more about Dorothy," along with those iconic characters, the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, and the Cowardly Lion, and introduces several new creations that are just as delightful, including Tiktok the machine man, the Yellow Hen, the Nome King, and the Hungry Tiger.

Forty-one full-page colored pictures; twenty-two half pages in color and fifty black-and-white text pictures.

Forty-one full-page color images, twenty-two half-page color images, and fifty black-and-white text images.

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Gorgeously illustrated with sixteen full color pages and numerous black-and-white pictures.

Beautifully illustrated with sixteen full-color pages and several black-and-white images.

THE ROAD TO OZ

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Unique and gorgeous Jacket in colors and gold.

One-of-a-kind and eye-catching jacket available in multiple colors and gold.

THE EMERALD CITY OF OZ

In this story, the Nome King threatens to capture the Emerald City. Ozma and Dorothy, with the help of Glinda the Good defeat his plan. All the old characters and many new ones enliven this story.

In this story, the Nome King threatens to take over the Emerald City. Ozma and Dorothy, with Glinda the Good's help, stop his plan. All the familiar characters and many new ones bring this story to life.

16 full-page pictures in four colors and green bronze. 100 black-and-white illustrations. Jacket in four colors and aluminum and green bronze.

16 full-page images in four colors and green bronze. 100 black-and-white illustrations. Cover in four colors and aluminum and green bronze.

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In many ways, this is the most successful of the Oz Books. A new and intriguing character, the Patchwork Girl, along with Ojo, a new boy, embark on adventures that are truly engaging.

Over 100 full-page pictures in full color and in black and white. Full-length chapter heads in full color. Jacket in four colors; cover in four stampings.

Over 100 full-page images in both color and black and white. Full-color chapter titles. Jacket in four colors; cover features four embossings.

Transcriber's note:

Transcriber's note:

Illustrations at chapter head have been placed as they were in the book, and the chapter first word and title has been placed as text for accessibility.

Illustrations at the chapter heading have been placed just like they were in the book, and the first word and title of the chapter have been provided as text for accessibility.

Illustrations without captions, do not have any comment in the 'title' field. They are all black and white line drawings reflecting content.

Illustrations without captions don't have any comments in the 'title' field. They're all black and white line drawings that reflect the content.


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