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The Devil’s Disciple
by George Bernard Shaw
Contents
ACT I |
ACT II |
ACT III |
ACT I
At the most wretched hour between a black night and a wintry morning in the year 1777, Mrs. Dudgeon, of New Hampshire, is sitting up in the kitchen and general dwelling room of her farm house on the outskirts of the town of Websterbridge. She is not a prepossessing woman. No woman looks her best after sitting up all night; and Mrs. Dudgeon’s face, even at its best, is grimly trenched by the channels into which the barren forms and observances of a dead Puritanism can pen a bitter temper and a fierce pride. She is an elderly matron who has worked hard and got nothing by it except dominion and detestation in her sordid home, and an unquestioned reputation for piety and respectability among her neighbors, to whom drink and debauchery are still so much more tempting than religion and rectitude, that they conceive goodness simply as self-denial. This conception is easily extended to others—denial, and finally generalized as covering anything disagreeable. So Mrs. Dudgeon, being exceedingly disagreeable, is held to be exceedingly good. Short of flat felony, she enjoys complete license except for amiable weaknesses of any sort, and is consequently, without knowing it, the most licentious woman in the parish on the strength of never having broken the seventh commandment or missed a Sunday at the Presbyterian church.
At the darkest time between a pitch-black night and a chilly morning in 1777, Mrs. Dudgeon from New Hampshire is awake in the kitchen and main living area of her farmhouse on the outskirts of Websterbridge. She's not an attractive woman. No one looks their best after staying up all night, and even at her best, Mrs. Dudgeon's face is marked by the harsh lines and features that a strict Puritan upbringing can carve into a bitter spirit and intense pride. She's an older woman who's worked hard and gained little besides control and hatred within her grim household, along with a solid reputation for piety and respect among her neighbors, who find drinking and debauchery much more enticing than faith and morality, viewing goodness simply as self-denial. This idea easily spreads to others—denial, eventually seen as anything unpleasant. So, since Mrs. Dudgeon is extremely unpleasant, she's considered very good. Aside from outright crime, she has total freedom except for any kind of kindheartedness and is, unknowingly, the most immoral woman in the community simply because she has never broken the seventh commandment or missed a Sunday at the Presbyterian church.
The year 1777 is the one in which the passions roused of the breaking off of the American colonies from England, more by their own weight than their own will, boiled up to shooting point, the shooting being idealized to the English mind as suppression of rebellion and maintenance of British dominion, and to the American as defence of liberty, resistance to tyranny, and selfsacrifice on the altar of the Rights of Man. Into the merits of these idealizations it is not here necessary to inquire: suffice it to say, without prejudice, that they have convinced both Americans and English that the most high minded course for them to pursue is to kill as many of one another as possible, and that military operations to that end are in full swing, morally supported by confident requests from the clergy of both sides for the blessing of God on their arms.
The year 1777 was when the tensions from the American colonies breaking away from England—more driven by circumstance than intent—reached a boiling point. The English viewed this as a way to suppress rebellion and maintain British rule, while Americans saw it as a fight for liberty, resistance against tyranny, and self-sacrifice for the Rights of Man. There's no need to delve into the validity of these views here; it’s enough to say, without bias, that they have led both Americans and the English to believe that the noblest path forward is to kill as many of each other as possible, and military actions to achieve this are already in progress, morally backed by confident pleas from clergy on both sides for God's blessing on their efforts.
Under such circumstances many other women besides this disagreeable Mrs. Dudgeon find themselves sitting up all night waiting for news. Like her, too, they fall asleep towards morning at the risk of nodding themselves into the kitchen fire. Mrs. Dudgeon sleeps with a shawl over her head, and her feet on a broad fender of iron laths, the step of the domestic altar of the fireplace, with its huge hobs and boiler, and its hinged arm above the smoky mantel-shelf for roasting. The plain kitchen table is opposite the fire, at her elbow, with a candle on it in a tin sconce. Her chair, like all the others in the room, is uncushioned and unpainted; but as it has a round railed back and a seat conventionally moulded to the sitter’s curves, it is comparatively a chair of state. The room has three doors, one on the same side as the fireplace, near the corner, leading to the best bedroom; one, at the opposite end of the opposite wall, leading to the scullery and washhouse; and the house door, with its latch, heavy lock, and clumsy wooden bar, in the front wall, between the window in its middle and the corner next the bedroom door. Between the door and the window a rack of pegs suggests to the deductive observer that the men of the house are all away, as there are no hats or coats on them. On the other side of the window the clock hangs on a nail, with its white wooden dial, black iron weights, and brass pendulum. Between the clock and the corner, a big cupboard, locked, stands on a dwarf dresser full of common crockery.
Under these circumstances, many other women besides that unpleasant Mrs. Dudgeon find themselves staying up all night waiting for news. Like her, they also tend to doze off towards morning, risking falling asleep near the kitchen fire. Mrs. Dudgeon sleeps with a shawl over her head and her feet resting on a wide iron fender, which serves as the step of the domestic altar of the fireplace, complete with its large hobs and boiler, and the hinged arm above the smoky mantel for roasting. The plain kitchen table is positioned opposite the fire, right next to her, with a candle on it in a tin holder. Her chair, like all the others in the room, is unpadded and unpainted; however, since it has a round railed back and a seat shaped to fit the sitter’s curves, it is relatively a chair of importance. The room has three doors: one on the same side as the fireplace, near the corner, leading to the best bedroom; another at the opposite end of the opposite wall, leading to the scullery and washhouse; and the house door, featuring a latch, heavy lock, and clumsy wooden bar, situated in the front wall, between the window in the middle and the corner next to the bedroom door. Between the door and the window, a rack of pegs indicates to the observant that the men of the house are all out, as there are no hats or coats hanging on them. On the other side of the window, a clock hangs on a nail, with its white wooden face, black iron weights, and brass pendulum. Between the clock and the corner, a large locked cupboard stands on a short dresser filled with ordinary crockery.
On the side opposite the fireplace, between the door and the corner, a shamelessly ugly black horsehair sofa stands against the wall. An inspection of its stridulous surface shows that Mrs. Dudgeon is not alone. A girl of sixteen or seventeen has fallen asleep on it. She is a wild, timid looking creature with black hair and tanned skin. Her frock, a scanty garment, is rent, weatherstained, berrystained, and by no means scrupulously clean. It hangs on her with a freedom which, taken with her brown legs and bare feet, suggests no great stock of underclothing.
On the side opposite the fireplace, between the door and the corner, an unattractive black horsehair sofa is pushed against the wall. A closer look at its irritating surface reveals that Mrs. Dudgeon is not alone. A girl about sixteen or seventeen has fallen asleep on it. She’s a wild, timid-looking girl with black hair and tanned skin. Her dress, a short and worn-out garment, is torn, stained with weather and berries, and far from clean. It hangs on her loosely, and along with her brown legs and bare feet, suggests she doesn’t have much in the way of underclothes.
Suddenly there comes a tapping at the door, not loud enough to wake the
sleepers. Then knocking, which disturbs Mrs. Dudgeon a little. Finally the
latch is tried, whereupon she springs up at once.
Suddenly, there's a light tapping at the door, not loud enough to wake the sleepers. Then comes a knock that disturbs Mrs. Dudgeon slightly. Finally, someone tries the latch, making her jump up immediately.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(threateningly). Well, why don’t you open the door? (She sees
that the girl is asleep and immediately raises a clamor of heartfelt
vexation.) Well, dear, dear me! Now this is— (shaking her)
wake up, wake up: do you hear?
MRS. DUDGEON.
(threateningly). So, why aren’t you opening the door? (She notices that the girl is asleep and instantly bursts into a fit of genuine frustration.) Well, goodness gracious! This is— (shaking her) wake up, wake up: do you hear?
THE GIRL.
(sitting up). What is it?
THE GIRL.
(sitting up). What’s going on?
MRS. DUDGEON.
Wake up; and be ashamed of yourself, you unfeeling sinful girl, falling asleep
like that, and your father hardly cold in his grave.
MRS. DUDGEON.
Wake up; and be ashamed of yourself, you heartless sinful girl, falling asleep like that when your father is barely cold in his grave.
THE GIRL.
(half asleep still). I didn’t mean to. I dropped off—
THE GIRL.
(half asleep still). I didn’t mean to. I dozed off—
MRS. DUDGEON.
(cutting her short). Oh yes, you’ve plenty of excuses, I daresay.
Dropped off! (Fiercely, as the knocking recommences.) Why don’t
you get up and let your uncle in? after me waiting up all night for him!
(She pushes her rudely off the sofa.) There: I’ll open the door:
much good you are to wait up. Go and mend that fire a bit.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(interrupting) Oh sure, you have a ton of excuses, I bet.
Dropped off! (angrily, as the knocking starts again.) Why don’t you get up and let your uncle in? I’ve been waiting up all night for him! (She rudely pushes her off the sofa.) There: I’ll open the door: you’re not much help staying up. Go and stoke that fire a little.
The girl, cowed and wretched, goes to the fire and puts a log on. Mrs. Dudgeon unbars the door and opens it, letting into the stuffy kitchen a little of the freshness and a great deal of the chill of the dawn, also her second son Christy, a fattish, stupid, fair-haired, round-faced man of about 22, muffled in a plaid shawl and grey overcoat. He hurries, shivering, to the fire, leaving Mrs. Dudgeon to shut the door.
The girl, defeated and miserable, goes to the fire and adds a log. Mrs. Dudgeon unfastens the door and opens it, letting in a bit of fresh air and a lot of the morning chill, along with her second son Christy, a chubby, dull-witted man of about 22 with fair hair and a round face, wrapped in a plaid shawl and grey overcoat. He rushes, shivering, to the fire, leaving Mrs. Dudgeon to close the door.
CHRISTY.
(at the fire). F—f—f! but it is cold. (Seeing the girl,
and staring lumpishly at her.) Why, who are you?
CHRISTY.
(by the fire). B—b—b! Wow, it's freezing. (Noticing the girl and staring blankly at her.) Hey, who are you?
THE GIRL.
(shyly). Essie.
The Girl.
(shyly). Essie.
MRS. DUDGEON.
Oh you may well ask. (To Essie.) Go to your room, child, and lie down
since you haven’t feeling enough to keep you awake. Your history
isn’t fit for your own ears to hear.
MRS. DUDGEON.
Oh, you can definitely ask that. (To Essie.) Go to your room, kid, and lie down since you don’t have the energy to stay awake. Your story isn’t suitable for you to hear.
ESSIE.
I—
ESSIE.
I—
MRS. DUDGEON.
(peremptorily). Don’t answer me, Miss; but show your obedience by
doing what I tell you. (Essie, almost in tears, crosses the room to the door
near the sofa.) And don’t forget your prayers. (Essie goes
out.) She’d have gone to bed last night just as if nothing had
happened if I’d let her.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(authoritatively). Don't reply to me, Miss; just show your obedience by following my instructions. (Essie, almost in tears, walks across the room to the door by the sofa.) And don’t forget to pray. (Essie exits.) She would have gone to bed last night as if nothing had happened if I had allowed her.
CHRISTY.
(phlegmatically). Well, she can’t be expected to feel Uncle
Peter’s death like one of the family.
CHRISTY.
(calmly). Well, she can't be expected to feel Uncle Peter's death like she's part of the family.
MRS. DUDGEON.
What are you talking about, child? Isn’t she his daughter—the
punishment of his wickedness and shame? (She assaults her chair by sitting
down.)
MRS. DUDGEON.
What are you talking about, kid? Isn’t she his daughter—the result of his wrongdoing and disgrace? (She roughly sits down in her chair.)
CHRISTY.
(staring). Uncle Peter’s daughter!
CHRISTY.
(staring). Uncle Peter's kid!
MRS. DUDGEON.
Why else should she be here? D’ye think I’ve not had enough trouble
and care put upon me bringing up my own girls, let alone you and your
good-for-nothing brother, without having your uncle’s bastards—
MRS. DUDGEON.
Why else would she be here? Do you think I haven't had enough trouble and stress raising my own daughters, not to mention you and your useless brother, without dealing with your uncle's illegitimate kids—
CHRISTY.
(interrupting her with an apprehensive glance at the door by which Essie
went out). Sh! She may hear you.
CHRISTY.
(interrupting her with a nervous look at the door where Essie went out). Shh! She might hear you.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(raising her voice). Let her hear me. People who fear God don’t
fear to give the devil’s work its right name. (Christy, soullessly
indifferent to the strife of Good and Evil, stares at the fire, warming
himself.) Well, how long are you going to stare there like a stuck pig?
What news have you for me?
MRS. DUDGEON.
(raising her voice). Let her hear me. People who fear God aren't afraid to call the devil's work what it is. (Christy, completely indifferent to the battle between Good and Evil, stares at the fire, warming himself.) So, how long are you going to just sit there like a stuck pig? What news do you have for me?
CHRISTY.
(taking off his hat and shawl and going to the rack to hang them up).
The minister is to break the news to you. He’ll be here presently.
CHRISTY.
(taking off his hat and shawl and going to the rack to hang them up).
The minister will be the one to tell you the news. He'll be here soon.
MRS. DUDGEON.
Break what news?
Mrs. Dudgeon.
What's the news?
CHRISTY.
(standing on tiptoe, from boyish habit, to hang his hat up, though he is
quite tall enough to reach the peg, and speaking with callous placidity,
considering the nature of the announcement). Father’s dead too.
CHRISTY.
(standing on tiptoe, as a habit from when he was younger, to hang up his hat, even though he can easily reach the peg, and speaking with calm indifference, given the seriousness of the news). Dad's dead too.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(stupent). Your father!
MRS. DUDGEON.
(stupid). Your dad!
CHRISTY.
(sulkily, coming back to the fire and warming himself again, attending much
more to the fire than to his mother). Well, it’s not my fault. When
we got to Nevinstown we found him ill in bed. He didn’t know us at first.
The minister sat up with him and sent me away. He died in the night.
CHRISTY.
(sulkily, walking back to the fire and warming himself again, paying a lot more attention to the fire than to his mother). Well, it’s not my fault. When we arrived in Nevinstown, we found him sick in bed. He didn’t recognize us at first. The minister stayed up with him and told me to leave. He died during the night.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(bursting into dry angry tears). Well, I do think this is hard on
me—very hard on me. His brother, that was a disgrace to us all his life,
gets hanged on the public gallows as a rebel; and your father, instead of
staying at home where his duty was, with his own family, goes after him and
dies, leaving everything on my shoulders. After sending this girl to me to take
care of, too! (She plucks her shawl vexedly over her ears.) It’s
sinful, so it is; downright sinful.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(bursting into dry angry tears). Well, I think this is really unfair to me—very unfair. His brother, who brought shame to us all his life, gets executed publicly as a rebel; and instead of your father staying home where he belongs, with his own family, he goes after him and dies, leaving everything on my shoulders. After sending this girl to me to look after, too! (She tugs at her shawl irritably over her ears.) It’s sinful, it really is; absolutely sinful.
CHRISTY.
(with a slow, bovine cheerfulness, after a pause). I think it’s
going to be a fine morning, after all.
CHRISTY.
(with a slow, cheerful demeanor, after a pause). I think it's going to be a nice morning, after all.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(railing at him). A fine morning! And your father newly dead!
Where’s your feelings, child?
MRS. DUDGEON.
(berating him). What a nice morning! And your father just passed away! Where are your feelings, kid?
CHRISTY.
(obstinately). Well, I didn’t mean any harm. I suppose a man may
make a remark about the weather even if his father’s dead.
CHRISTY.
(stubbornly). Well, I didn’t mean any harm. I guess a guy can comment on the weather even if his dad has passed away.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(bitterly). A nice comfort my children are to me! One son a fool, and
the other a lost sinner that’s left his home to live with smugglers and
gypsies and villains, the scum of the earth!
MRS. DUDGEON.
(bitterly). What a comfort my kids are! One son’s an idiot, and the other’s a lost cause who left home to hang out with smugglers, gypsies, and other lowlifes, the worst of the worst!
Someone knocks.
Someone's knocking.
CHRISTY.
(without moving). That’s the minister.
CHRISTY.
(without moving). That’s the pastor.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(sharply). Well, aren’t you going to let Mr. Anderson in?
MRS. DUDGEON.
(sharply). Well, aren’t you going to let Mr. Anderson in?
Christy goes sheepishly to the door. Mrs. Dudgeon buries her face in her hands, as it is her duty as a widow to be overcome with grief. Christy opens the door, and admits the minister, Anthony Anderson, a shrewd, genial, ready Presbyterian divine of about 50, with something of the authority of his profession in his bearing. But it is an altogether secular authority, sweetened by a conciliatory, sensible manner not at all suggestive of a quite thoroughgoing other-worldliness. He is a strong, healthy man, too, with a thick, sanguine neck; and his keen, cheerful mouth cuts into somewhat fleshy corners. No doubt an excellent parson, but still a man capable of making the most of this world, and perhaps a little apologetically conscious of getting on better with it than a sound Presbyterian ought.
Christy walks reluctantly to the door. Mrs. Dudgeon hides her face in her hands, fulfilling her role as a widow and allowing herself to be consumed by sorrow. Christy opens the door and lets in the minister, Anthony Anderson, a clever and friendly Presbyterian leader in his 50s, who carries himself with a bit of authority from his role. However, his authority is purely worldly, softened by a diplomatic and practical demeanor that doesn’t suggest any deep spiritual detachment. He is also a robust man, with a thick, healthy neck, and his bright, cheerful mouth has slightly plump corners. Without a doubt, he is a great pastor, but he is also someone who knows how to thrive in this world and feels a bit guilty about doing so better than a proper Presbyterian should.
ANDERSON.
(to Christy, at the door, looking at Mrs. Dudgeon whilst he takes off his
cloak). Have you told her?
ANDERSON.
(to Christy, at the door, looking at Mrs. Dudgeon while he takes off his cloak). Did you tell her?
CHRISTY.
She made me. (He shuts the door; yawns; and loafs across to the sofa where
he sits down and presently drops off to sleep.)
CHRISTY.
She made me. (He closes the door; yawns; and casually walks over to the sofa where he sits down and soon falls asleep.)
Anderson looks compassionately at Mrs. Dudgeon. Then he hangs his cloak and hat on the rack. Mrs. Dudgeon dries her eyes and looks up at him.
Anderson looks at Mrs. Dudgeon with sympathy. Then he hangs his coat and hat on the rack. Mrs. Dudgeon wipes her eyes and looks up at him.
ANDERSON.
Sister: the Lord has laid his hand very heavily upon you.
ANDERSON.
Sister: the Lord has placed a great burden upon you.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(with intensely recalcitrant resignation). It’s His will, I
suppose; and I must bow to it. But I do think it hard. What call had Timothy to
go to Springtown, and remind everybody that he belonged to a man that was being
hanged?—and (spitefully) that deserved it, if ever a man did.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(with a stubborn kind of acceptance). I guess it’s His will, and I have to accept it. But I really find it unfair. What was Timothy thinking by going to Springtown, reminding everyone that he belonged to a man who was being executed?—and (with bitterness) who deserved it more than anyone.
ANDERSON.
(gently). They were brothers, Mrs. Dudgeon.
ANDERSON.
(gently). They were brothers, Mrs. Dudgeon.
MRS. DUDGEON.
Timothy never acknowledged him as his brother after we were married: he had too
much respect for me to insult me with such a brother. Would such a selfish
wretch as Peter have come thirty miles to see Timothy hanged, do you think? Not
thirty yards, not he. However, I must bear my cross as best I may: least said
is soonest mended.
MRS. DUDGEON.
Timothy never recognized him as his brother after we got married: he had too much respect for me to insult me with someone like that as a brother. Do you really think a selfish jerk like Peter would travel thirty miles just to see Timothy executed? Not even thirty yards, that's for sure. Still, I have to deal with it the best I can: the less said, the better.
ANDERSON.
(very grave, coming down to the fire to stand with his back to it). Your
eldest son was present at the execution, Mrs. Dudgeon.
ANDERSON.
(very serious, coming down to the fire to stand with his back to it). Your oldest son was at the execution, Mrs. Dudgeon.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(disagreeably surprised). Richard?
MRS. DUDGEON.
(sourly surprised). Richard?
ANDERSON.
(nodding). Yes.
ANDERSON.
(nods). Yeah.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(vindictively). Let it be a warning to him. He may end that way himself,
the wicked, dissolute, godless— (she suddenly stops; her voice fails;
and she asks, with evident dread) Did Timothy see him?
MRS. DUDGEON.
(vindictively). Let this be a warning to him. He could end up that way himself, the wicked, irresponsible, godless— (she suddenly stops; her voice falters; and she asks, with obvious fear) Did Timothy see him?
ANDERSON.
Yes.
ANDERSON.
Yep.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(holding her breath). Well?
MRS. DUDGEON.
(holding her breath). So?
ANDERSON.
He only saw him in the crowd: they did not speak. (Mrs. Dudgeon, greatly
relieved, exhales the pent up breath and sits at her ease again.) Your
husband was greatly touched and impressed by his brother’s awful death.
(Mrs. Dudgeon sneers. Anderson breaks off to demand with some
indignation) Well, wasn’t it only natural, Mrs. Dudgeon? He softened
towards his prodigal son in that moment. He sent for him to come to see him.
ANDERSON.
He just saw him in the crowd; they didn’t talk. (Mrs. Dudgeon, clearly relieved, exhales deeply and settles back in her seat.) Your husband was really affected and moved by his brother’s tragic death. (Mrs. Dudgeon scoffs. Anderson pauses to ask with some irritation) Well, wasn’t it only natural, Mrs. Dudgeon? He felt compassion for his wayward son in that moment. He asked him to come and see him.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(her alarm renewed). Sent for Richard!
MRS. DUDGEON.
(her alarm heightened). Call Richard!
ANDERSON.
Yes; but Richard would not come. He sent his father a message; but I’m
sorry to say it was a wicked message—an awful message.
ANDERSON.
Yes, but Richard didn't come. He sent his dad a message, but I'm sorry to say it was a terrible message—an awful message.
MRS. DUDGEON.
What was it?
MRS. DUDGEON.
What happened?
ANDERSON.
That he would stand by his wicked uncle, and stand against his good parents, in
this world and the next.
ANDERSON.
That he would support his evil uncle and go against his good parents, in this life and the next.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(implacably). He will be punished for it. He will be punished for
it—in both worlds.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(unwavering). He will face consequences for it. He will face consequences for it—in both worlds.
ANDERSON.
That is not in our hands, Mrs. Dudgeon.
ANDERSON.
That's not up to us, Mrs. Dudgeon.
MRS. DUDGEON.
Did I say it was, Mr. Anderson. We are told that the wicked shall be punished.
Why should we do our duty and keep God’s law if there is to be no
difference made between us and those who follow their own likings and
dislikings, and make a jest of us and of their Maker’s word?
MRS. DUDGEON.
Did I say it was, Mr. Anderson? We're told that the wicked will be punished. Why should we do our duty and follow God’s laws if there's no distinction between us and those who pursue their own desires and mock us and their Creator’s words?
ANDERSON.
Well, Richard’s earthly father has been merciful and his heavenly judge
is the father of us all.
ANDERSON.
Well, Richard’s earthly dad has been kind, and his heavenly judge is our father too.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(forgetting herself). Richard’s earthly father was a
softheaded—
MRS. DUDGEON.
(forgetting herself). Richard’s earthly father was a clueless—
ANDERSON.
(shocked). Oh!
ANDERSON.
(shocked). Whoa!
MRS. DUDGEON.
(with a touch of shame). Well, I am Richard’s mother. If I am
against him who has any right to be for him? (Trying to conciliate him.)
Won’t you sit down, Mr. Anderson? I should have asked you before; but
I’m so troubled.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(with a hint of shame). Well, I’m Richard's mom. If I'm not on his side, who has the right to support him? (Trying to calm him down.) Could you please sit down, Mr. Anderson? I should have asked you sooner; I'm just so worried.
ANDERSON.
Thank you— (He takes a chair from beside the fireplace, and turns it
so that he can sit comfortably at the fire. When he is seated he adds, in the
tone of a man who knows that he is opening a difficult subject.) Has
Christy told you about the new will?
ANDERSON.
Thank you— (He grabs a chair from next to the fireplace and turns it to sit comfortably by the fire. Once seated, he adds in a tone that suggests he’s about to bring up a sensitive topic.) Has Christy mentioned the new will?
MRS. DUDGEON.
(all her fears returning). The new will! Did Timothy—? (She
breaks off, gasping, unable to complete the question.)
MRS. DUDGEON.
(all her fears coming back). The new will! Did Timothy—? (She stops, gasping, unable to finish the question.)
ANDERSON.
Yes. In his last hours he changed his mind.
ANDERSON.
Yes. In his final hours, he changed his mind.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(white with intense rage). And you let him rob me?
MRS. DUDGEON.
(pale with intense anger). And you just let him steal from me?
ANDERSON.
I had no power to prevent him giving what was his to his own son.
ANDERSON.
I couldn't stop him from giving what was his to his own son.
MRS. DUDGEON.
He had nothing of his own. His money was the money I brought him as my marriage
portion. It was for me to deal with my own money and my own son. He dare not
have done it if I had been with him; and well he knew it. That was why he stole
away like a thief to take advantage of the law to rob me by making a new will
behind my back. The more shame on you, Mr. Anderson,—you, a minister of
the gospel—to act as his accomplice in such a crime.
MRS. DUDGEON.
He didn’t have anything of his own. The money he had was what I brought him as my dowry. It was my responsibility to manage my own money and my own son. He wouldn’t have dared to do it if I had been there with him; he knew that well. That’s why he snuck away like a thief to exploit the law and rob me by creating a new will without my knowledge. Shame on you, Mr. Anderson—you, a minister of the gospel— for being his accomplice in such a crime.
ANDERSON.
(rising). I will take no offence at what you say in the first bitterness
of your grief.
ANDERSON.
(standing up). I won’t take offense at what you say in the heat of your grief.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(contemptuously). Grief!
Mrs. Dudgeon.
(contemptuously). Seriously!
ANDERSON.
Well, of your disappointment, if you can find it in your heart to think that
the better word.
ANDERSON.
Well, about your disappointment, if you can find it in your heart to think of it as a better word.
MRS. DUDGEON.
My heart! My heart! And since when, pray, have you begun to hold up our hearts
as trustworthy guides for us?
MRS. DUDGEON.
Oh my heart! My heart! And since when, may I ask, have you started to trust our hearts as reliable guides for us?
ANDERSON.
(rather guiltily). I—er—
ANDERSON.
(somewhat sheepishly). I—um—
MRS. DUDGEON.
(vehemently). Don’t lie, Mr. Anderson. We are told that the heart
of man is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked. My heart
belonged, not to Timothy, but to that poor wretched brother of his that has
just ended his days with a rope round his neck—aye, to Peter Dudgeon. You
know it: old Eli Hawkins, the man to whose pulpit you succeeded, though you are
not worthy to loose his shoe latchet, told it you when he gave over our souls
into your charge. He warned me and strengthened me against my heart, and made
me marry a Godfearing man—as he thought. What else but that discipline
has made me the woman I am? And you, you who followed your heart in your
marriage, you talk to me of what I find in my heart. Go home to your pretty
wife, man; and leave me to my prayers. (She turns from him and leans with
her elbows on the table, brooding over her wrongs and taking no further notice
of him.)
MRS. DUDGEON.
(vehemently). Don’t lie, Mr. Anderson. We’re told that the heart of man is more deceitful than anything and wicked beyond belief. My heart belonged not to Timothy, but to that poor miserable brother of his who just ended his life with a rope around his neck—yes, to Peter Dudgeon. You know it: old Eli Hawkins, the man whose pulpit you took over, even though you aren't worthy to untie his shoelaces, told you this when he handed our souls over to your care. He warned me and strengthened me against my own heart, and made me marry a God-fearing man—as he believed. What else but that guidance has shaped me into the woman I am? And you, who followed your heart in your marriage, talk to me about what I find in my heart. Go home to your lovely wife, and let me be with my prayers. (She turns away from him and leans with her elbows on the table, brooding over her wrongs and ignoring him.)
ANDERSON.
(willing enough to escape). The Lord forbid that I should come between
you and the source of all comfort! (He goes to the rack for his coat and
hat.)
ANDERSON.
(ready to make a quick exit). God forbid I should get in the way of you and what brings you peace! (He goes to grab his coat and hat.)
MRS. DUDGEON.
(without looking at him). The Lord will know what to forbid and what to
allow without your help.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(without looking at him). The Lord knows what to forbid and what to allow without your input.
ANDERSON.
And whom to forgive, I hope—Eli Hawkins and myself, if we have ever set
up our preaching against His law. (He fastens his cloak, and is now ready to
go.) Just one word—on necessary business, Mrs. Dudgeon. There is the
reading of the will to be gone through; and Richard has a right to be present.
He is in the town; but he has the grace to say that he does not want to force
himself in here.
ANDERSON.
And who to forgive, I hope—Eli Hawkins and I, if we have ever preached against His law. (He fastens his cloak, and is now ready to go.) Just a quick word—on important business, Mrs. Dudgeon. The will reading is happening, and Richard has the right to be there. He’s in town, but he has the decency to say he doesn't want to impose himself here.
MRS. DUDGEON.
He shall come here. Does he expect us to leave his father’s house for his
convenience? Let them all come, and come quickly, and go quickly. They shall
not make the will an excuse to shirk half their day’s work. I shall be
ready, never fear.
MRS. DUDGEON.
He is coming here. Does he think we should leave his father's house just for his convenience? Let them all come, and come quickly, and leave quickly. They can't use the will as an excuse to dodge half of their workday. I'll be ready, don't worry.
ANDERSON.
(coming back a step or two). Mrs. Dudgeon: I used to have some little
influence with you. When did I lose it?
ANDERSON.
(stepping back a bit). Mrs. Dudgeon: I used to have some sway with you. When did that change?
MRS. DUDGEON.
(still without turning to him). When you married for love. Now
you’re answered.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(still not turning to him). When you married for love. Now you have your answer.
ANDERSON.
Yes: I am answered. (He goes out, musing.)
ANDERSON.
Yes, I have my answer. (He exits, deep in thought.)
MRS. DUDGEON.
(to herself, thinking of her husband). Thief! Thief!! (She shakes
herself angrily out of the chair; throws back the shawl from her head; and sets
to work to prepare the room for the reading of the will, beginning by replacing
Anderson’s chair against the wall, and pushing back her own to the
window. Then she calls, in her hard, driving, wrathful way) Christy. (No
answer: he is fast asleep.) Christy. (She shakes him roughly.) Get
up out of that; and be ashamed of yourself—sleeping, and your father
dead! (She returns to the table; puts the candle on the mantelshelf; and
takes from the table drawer a red table cloth which she spreads.)
MRS. DUDGEON.
(to herself, thinking of her husband). Thief! Thief!! (She angrily shakes herself out of the chair, throws back her shawl, and starts preparing the room for the will reading by putting Anderson’s chair against the wall and pushing her own back to the window. Then she calls out in her harsh, commanding tone) Christy. (No answer: he is fast asleep.) Christy. (She shakes him roughly.) Get up from there and be ashamed of yourself—sleeping while your father is dead! (She goes back to the table, puts the candle on the mantel, and takes a red tablecloth from the drawer, which she spreads out.)
CHRISTY.
(rising reluctantly). Well, do you suppose we are never going to sleep
until we are out of mourning?
CHRISTY.
(getting up hesitantly). So, do you think we’ll never get to sleep until we’re done mourning?
MRS. DUDGEON.
I want none of your sulks. Here: help me to set this table. (They place the
table in the middle of the room, with Christy’s end towards the fireplace
and Mrs. Dudgeon’s towards the sofa. Christy drops the table as soon as
possible, and goes to the fire, leaving his mother to make the final
adjustments of its position.) We shall have the minister back here with the
lawyer and all the family to read the will before you have done toasting
yourself. Go and wake that girl; and then light the stove in the shed: you
can’t have your breakfast here. And mind you wash yourself, and make
yourself fit to receive the company. (She punctuates these orders by going
to the cupboard; unlocking it; and producing a decanter of wine, which has no
doubt stood there untouched since the last state occasion in the family, and
some glasses, which she sets on the table. Also two green ware plates, on one
of which she puts a barmbrack with a knife beside it. On the other she shakes
some biscuits out of a tin, putting back one or two, and counting the
rest.) Now mind: there are ten biscuits there: let there be ten there when
I come back after dressing myself. And keep your fingers off the raisins in
that cake. And tell Essie the same. I suppose I can trust you to bring in the
case of stuffed birds without breaking the glass? (She replaces the tin in
the cupboard, which she locks, pocketing the key carefully.)
MRS. DUDGEON.
I don't want any of your moods. Here: help me set this table. (They place the table in the middle of the room, with Christy’s end facing the fireplace and Mrs. Dudgeon’s towards the sofa. Christy quickly drops the table and goes to the fire, leaving his mother to make the final adjustments.) We'll have the minister, the lawyer, and the whole family here to read the will before you're done pampering yourself. Go wake that girl; and then light the stove in the shed: you can’t have your breakfast here. And make sure you wash up and get ready to receive guests. (She punctuates these orders by going to the cupboard; unlocking it; and taking out a decanter of wine, which has probably been untouched since the last big family event, along with some glasses that she sets on the table. Also, she pulls out two green plates, putting a barmbrack with a knife beside it on one, and shaking some biscuits out of a tin onto the other, putting back a couple and counting the rest.) Now listen: there are ten biscuits here: make sure there are still ten when I come back after getting dressed. And keep your hands off the raisins in that cake. And tell Essie the same. I suppose I can trust you to bring in the case of stuffed birds without breaking the glass? (She puts the tin back in the cupboard, locks it, and carefully pockets the key.)
CHRISTY.
(lingering at the fire). You’d better put the inkstand instead,
for the lawyer.
CHRISTY.
(lingering by the fire). You should put the inkstand over there instead, for the lawyer.
MRS. DUDGEON.
That’s no answer to make to me, sir. Go and do as you’re told.
(Christy turns sullenly to obey.) Stop: take down that shutter before
you go, and let the daylight in: you can’t expect me to do all the heavy
work of the house with a great heavy lout like you idling about.
MRS. DUDGEON.
That's not an answer for me, sir. Go and do what you're told.
(Christy turns sulkily to obey.) Wait: take down that shutter before you leave, and let the daylight in. I can't be the only one doing all the hard work around here with a big useless guy like you just hanging around.
Christy takes the window bar out of its damps, and puts it aside; then opens the shutter, showing the grey morning. Mrs. Dudgeon takes the sconce from the mantelshelf; blows out the candle; extinguishes the snuff by pinching it with her fingers, first licking them for the purpose; and replaces the sconce on the shelf.
Christy removes the window bar from its damp spot and sets it aside; then she opens the shutter, revealing the gray morning. Mrs. Dudgeon grabs the sconce from the mantel, blows out the candle, puts out the snuff by pinching it with her fingers (after licking them first for that purpose), and puts the sconce back on the shelf.
CHRISTY.
(looking through the window). Here’s the minister’s wife.
CHRISTY.
(looking through the window). Here comes the minister's wife.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(displeased). What! Is she coming here?
MRS. DUDGEON.
(unhappy). What! Is she coming here?
CHRISTY.
Yes.
CHRISTY.
Yep.
MRS. DUDGEON.
What does she want troubling me at this hour, before I’m properly dressed
to receive people?
MRS. DUDGEON.
What does she want bothering me at this hour, before I'm even dressed to see anyone?
CHRISTY.
You’d better ask her.
CHRISTY.
You should ask her.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(threateningly). You’d better keep a civil tongue in your head.
(He goes sulkily towards the door. She comes after him, plying him with
instructions.) Tell that girl to come to me as soon as she’s had her
breakfast. And tell her to make herself fit to be seen before the people.
(Christy goes out and slams the door in her face.) Nice manners, that!
(Someone knocks at the house door: she turns and cries inhospitably.)
Come in. (Judith Anderson, the minister’s wife, comes in. Judith is
more than twenty years younger than her husband, though she will never be as
young as he in vitality. She is pretty and proper and ladylike, and has been
admired and petted into an opinion of herself sufficiently favorable to give
her a self-assurance which serves her instead of strength. She has a pretty
taste in dress, and in her face the pretty lines of a sentimental character
formed by dreams. Even her little self-complacency is pretty, like a
child’s vanity. Rather a pathetic creature to any sympathetic observer
who knows how rough a place the world is. One feels, on the whole, that
Anderson might have chosen worse, and that she, needing protection, could not
have chosen better.) Oh, it’s you, is it, Mrs. Anderson?
MRS. DUDGEON.
(threateningly). You’d better watch your tone.
(He sulks toward the door. She follows him, giving him instructions.) Tell that girl to come to me as soon as she’s finished her breakfast. And make sure she gets ready to look presentable before anyone sees her.
(Christy exits and slams the door in her face.) Great manners, right?
(Someone knocks at the house door: she turns and calls out unwelcomingly.) Come in.
(Judith Anderson, the minister’s wife, enters. Judith is more than twenty years younger than her husband, though she'll never match his vitality. She's pretty, proper, and ladylike, and has been admired and spoiled into having a self-image that's just positive enough to give her a confidence that substitutes for strength. She has a lovely sense of fashion, and her face shows sentimental features shaped by her dreams. Even her slight self-satisfaction is charming, like a child's vanity. A rather tragic figure to any sympathetic onlooker who understands how harsh the world can be. One gets the impression that Anderson could have done worse, and she, needing protection, really couldn’t have done better.) Oh, it’s you, Mrs. Anderson?
JUDITH.
(very politely—almost patronizingly). Yes. Can I do anything for
you, Mrs. Dudgeon? Can I help to get the place ready before they come to read
the will?
JUDITH.
(very politely—almost patronizingly). Yes. Is there anything I can do for you, Mrs. Dudgeon? Can I help get everything ready before they arrive to read the will?
MRS. DUDGEON.
(stiffly). Thank you, Mrs. Anderson, my house is always ready for anyone
to come into.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(stiffly). Thank you, Mrs. Anderson, my home is always open for anyone to drop by.
MRS. ANDERSON.
(with complacent amiability). Yes, indeed it is. Perhaps you had rather
I did not intrude on you just now.
MRS. ANDERSON.
(with self-satisfied friendliness). Yes, it really is. Maybe you’d prefer that I didn’t bother you right now.
MRS. DUDGEON.
Oh, one more or less will make no difference this morning, Mrs. Anderson. Now
that you’re here, you’d better stay. If you wouldn’t mind
shutting the door! (Judith smiles, implying “How stupid of me”
and shuts it with an exasperating air of doing something pretty and
becoming.) That’s better. I must go and tidy myself a bit. I suppose
you don’t mind stopping here to receive anyone that comes until I’m
ready.
MRS. DUDGEON.
Oh, one more or less won’t matter this morning, Mrs. Anderson. Now that you’re here, you might as well stay. Would you mind shutting the door? (Judith smiles, suggesting “How foolish of me” and shuts it with a frustrating air of doing something nice and appropriate.) That’s better. I need to go tidy myself up a bit. I assume you don’t mind waiting here to greet anyone who arrives until I’m ready.
JUDITH.
(graciously giving her leave). Oh yes, certainly. Leave them to me, Mrs.
Dudgeon; and take your time. (She hangs her cloak and bonnet on the
rack.)
JUDITH.
(graciously giving her permission). Oh yes, of course. Just leave it to me, Mrs. Dudgeon; take your time. (She hangs her coat and hat on the rack.)
MRS. DUDGEON.
(half sneering). I thought that would be more in your way than getting
the house ready. (Essie comes back.) Oh, here you are! (Severely)
Come here: let me see you. (Essie timidly goes to her. Mrs. Dudgeon takes
her roughly by the arm and pulls her round to inspect the results of her
attempt to clean and tidy herself—results which show little practice and
less conviction.) Mm! That’s what you call doing your hair properly,
I suppose. It’s easy to see what you are, and how you were brought up.
(She throws her arms away, and goes on, peremptorily.) Now you listen to
me and do as you’re told. You sit down there in the corner by the fire;
and when the company comes don’t dare to speak until you’re spoken
to. (Essie creeps away to the fireplace.) Your father’s people had
better see you and know you’re there: they’re as much bound to keep
you from starvation as I am. At any rate they might help. But let me have no
chattering and making free with them, as if you were their equal. Do you hear?
MRS. DUDGEON.
(half sneering). I thought that would be more your speed than getting the house ready. (Essie comes back.) Oh, there you are! (Severely) Come here; let me see you. (Essie timidly goes to her. Mrs. Dudgeon takes her roughly by the arm and pulls her around to check the results of her attempt to clean up—results that show little practice and even less confidence.) Mm! That’s what you call doing your hair properly, I guess. It’s clear to see what you are and how you were raised. (She throws her arms away and continues, commanding.) Now listen to me and do as I say. Sit down over there in the corner by the fire; and when the guests arrive, don’t you dare speak until someone talks to you. (Essie creeps away to the fireplace.) Your father’s side of the family should see you and know you’re here: they’re just as responsible for keeping you from starving as I am. At the very least, they might help out. But don’t think you can chat and act familiar with them like you’re their equal. Do you understand?
ESSIE.
Yes.
ESSIE.
Yep.
MRS. DUDGEON.
Well, then go and do as you’re told.
MRS. DUDGEON.
Okay, then just go and do what you're told.
(Essie sits down miserably on the corner of the fender furthest from the door.) Never mind her, Mrs. Anderson: you know who she is and what she is. If she gives you any trouble, just tell me; and I’ll settle accounts with her. (Mrs. Dudgeon goes into the bedroom, shutting the door sharply behind her as if even it had to be made to do its duty with a ruthless hand.)
(Essie sits down unhappily on the edge of the fender farthest from the door.) Don't worry about her, Mrs. Anderson: you know who she is and what she's like. If she causes you any issues, just let me know; I’ll take care of it. (Mrs. Dudgeon goes into the bedroom, slamming the door shut behind her as if even it had to be forced to comply with a harsh hand.)
JUDITH.
(patronizing Essie, and arranging the cake and wine on the table more
becomingly). You must not mind if your aunt is strict with you. She is a
very good woman, and desires your good too.
JUDITH.
(patronizing Essie, and arranging the cake and wine on the table more
attractively). You shouldn’t take it personally if your aunt is tough on you. She’s a really good person and wants what's best for you.
ESSIE.
(in listless misery). Yes.
ESSIE.
(in a state of despair). Yes.
JUDITH.
(annoyed with Essie for her failure to be consoled and edified, and to
appreciate the kindly condescension of the remark). You are not going to be
sullen, I hope, Essie.
JUDITH.
(annoyed with Essie for not being comforted or uplifted, and for not appreciating the kind intention behind the comment). I hope you’re not going to be moody, Essie.
ESSIE.
No.
ESSIE.
Nope.
JUDITH.
That’s a good girl! (She places a couple of chairs at the table with
their backs to the window, with a pleasant sense of being a more thoughtful
housekeeper than Mrs. Dudgeon.) Do you know any of your father’s
relatives?
JUDITH.
That’s a good girl! (She moves a couple of chairs to the table, facing away from the window, feeling more careful and considerate as a housekeeper than Mrs. Dudgeon.) Do you know any of your dad’s relatives?
ESSIE.
No. They wouldn’t have anything to do with him: they were too religious.
Father used to talk about Dick Dudgeon; but I never saw him.
ESSIE.
No. They wouldn’t want anything to do with him: they were too religious.
Dad used to talk about Dick Dudgeon; but I never met him.
JUDITH.
(ostentatiously shocked). Dick Dudgeon! Essie: do you wish to be a
really respectable and grateful girl, and to make a place for yourself here by
steady good conduct?
JUDITH.
(pretending to be shocked). Dick Dudgeon! Essie: do you want to be a truly respectable and thankful girl, and earn your spot here through consistent good behavior?
ESSIE.
(very half-heartedly). Yes.
ESSIE.
(very unenthusiastically). Yes.
JUDITH.
Then you must never mention the name of Richard Dudgeon—never even think
about him. He is a bad man.
JUDITH.
Then you must never mention the name Richard Dudgeon—never even think about him. He’s a bad guy.
ESSIE.
What has he done?
ESSIE.
What did he do?
JUDITH.
You must not ask questions about him, Essie. You are too young to know what it
is to be a bad man. But he is a smuggler; and he lives with gypsies; and he has
no love for his mother and his family; and he wrestles and plays games on
Sunday instead of going to church. Never let him into your presence, if you can
help it, Essie; and try to keep yourself and all womanhood unspotted by contact
with such men.
JUDITH.
You shouldn’t ask questions about him, Essie. You’re too young to understand what a bad man is. But he’s a smuggler; he hangs out with gypsies; he doesn’t care about his mother or family; and he spends his Sundays wrestling and playing games instead of going to church. Stay away from him as much as you can, Essie; and do your best to keep yourself and all women untainted by people like him.
ESSIE.
Yes.
ESSIE.
Yeah.
JUDITH.
(again displeased). I am afraid you say Yes and No without thinking very
deeply.
JUDITH.
(once again unhappy). I'm afraid you say Yes and No without really thinking it through.
ESSIE.
Yes. At least I mean—
ESSIE.
Yeah. At least I mean—
JUDITH.
(severely). What do you mean?
JUDITH.
(seriously). What do you mean?
ESSIE.
(almost crying). Only—my father was a smuggler; and—
(Someone knocks.)
ESSIE.
(almost crying). It’s just that—my dad was a smuggler; and—
(Someone knocks.)
JUDITH.
They are beginning to come. Now remember your aunt’s directions, Essie;
and be a good girl. (Christy comes back with the stand of stuffed birds
under a glass case, and an inkstand, which he places on the table.) Good
morning, Mr. Dudgeon. Will you open the door, please: the people have come.
JUDITH.
They're starting to arrive. Now remember what your aunt said, Essie; and be a good girl. (Christy returns with a display of stuffed birds under a glass case and an inkstand, which he sets on the table.) Good morning, Mr. Dudgeon. Could you please open the door? The guests have arrived.
CHRISTY.
Good morning. (He opens the house door.)
CHRISTY.
Good morning. (He opens the front door.)
The morning is now fairly bright and warm; and Anderson, who is the first to enter, has left his cloak at home. He is accompanied by Lawyer Hawkins, a brisk, middleaged man in brown riding gaiters and yellow breeches, looking as much squire as solicitor. He and Anderson are allowed precedence as representing the learned professions. After them comes the family, headed by the senior uncle, William Dudgeon, a large, shapeless man, bottle-nosed and evidently no ascetic at table. His clothes are not the clothes, nor his anxious wife the wife, of a prosperous man. The junior uncle, Titus Dudgeon, is a wiry little terrier of a man, with an immense and visibly purse-proud wife, both free from the cares of the William household.
The morning is now quite bright and warm, and Anderson, the first to arrive, has left his coat at home. He's joined by Lawyer Hawkins, a lively middle-aged man in brown riding boots and yellow pants, looking just as much like a country gentleman as a lawyer. He and Anderson are given priority since they represent the professional classes. After them comes the family, led by the elder uncle, William Dudgeon, a large, shapeless man with a bulbous nose, clearly no stranger to hearty meals. His clothes don’t reflect the status of a successful man, nor does his anxious wife. The younger uncle, Titus Dudgeon, is a wiry little guy, resembling a terrier, with an impressively proud wife, both seemingly carefree compared to the William household.
Hawkins at once goes briskly to the table and takes the chair nearest the sofa, Christy having left the inkstand there. He puts his hat on the floor beside him, and produces the will. Uncle William comes to the fire and stands on the hearth warming his coat tails, leaving Mrs. William derelict near the door. Uncle Titus, who is the lady’s man of the family, rescues her by giving her his disengaged arm and bringing her to the sofa, where he sits down warmly between his own lady and his brother’s. Anderson hangs up his hat and waits for a word with Judith.
Hawkins quickly goes to the table and takes the chair closest to the sofa, where Christy left the inkstand. He sets his hat on the floor beside him and pulls out the will. Uncle William approaches the fire and stands on the hearth, warming his coat tails, leaving Mrs. William standing by the door. Uncle Titus, the family’s ladies' man, helps her by offering his free arm and leads her to the sofa, where he sits comfortably between his own lady and his brother’s. Anderson hangs up his hat and waits to speak with Judith.
JUDITH.
She will be here in a moment. Ask them to wait. (She taps at the bedroom
door. Receiving an answer from within, she opens it and passes through.)
JUDITH.
She'll be here any minute. Tell them to hold on. (She knocks on the bedroom door. Getting a response from inside, she opens it and walks in.)
ANDERSON.
(taking his place at the table at the opposite end to Hawkins). Our poor
afflicted sister will be with us in a moment. Are we all here?
ANDERSON.
(taking his place at the table at the opposite end to Hawkins). Our dear sister who's been struggling will join us shortly. Is everyone here?
CHRISTY.
(at the house door, which he has just shut). All except Dick.
CHRISTY.
(at the house door, which he has just closed). Everyone except Dick.
The callousness with which Christy names the reprobate jars on the moral sense of the family. Uncle William shakes his head slowly and repeatedly. Mrs. Titus catches her breath convulsively through her nose. Her husband speaks.
The harshness with which Christy refers to the wrongdoer shocks the family's moral sense. Uncle William shakes his head slowly and repeatedly. Mrs. Titus gasps through her nose. Her husband speaks.
UNCLE TITUS.
Well, I hope he will have the grace not to come. I hope so.
UNCLE TITUS.
Well, I hope he’s gracious enough not to show up. I really hope so.
The Dudgeons all murmur assent, except Christy, who goes to the window and posts himself there, looking out. Hawkins smiles secretively as if he knew something that would change their tune if they knew it. Anderson is uneasy: the love of solemn family councils, especially funereal ones, is not in his nature. Judith appears at the bedroom door.
The Dudgeons all quietly agree, except for Christy, who goes to the window and stands there, looking out. Hawkins smiles knowingly as if he has information that would change their minds if they heard it. Anderson feels uncomfortable: he’s not one for serious family meetings, especially when they’re about death. Judith shows up at the bedroom door.
JUDITH.
(with gentle impressiveness). Friends, Mrs. Dudgeon. (She takes the
chair from beside the fireplace; and places it for Mrs. Dudgeon, who comes from
the bedroom in black, with a clean handkerchief to her eyes. All rise, except
Essie. Mrs. Titus and Mrs. William produce equally clean handkerchiefs and
weep. It is an affecting moment.)
JUDITH.
(with gentle seriousness). Friends, Mrs. Dudgeon. (She takes the chair from next to the fireplace and sets it up for Mrs. Dudgeon, who comes in from the bedroom dressed in black, wiping her eyes with a clean handkerchief. Everyone stands up except Essie. Mrs. Titus and Mrs. William pull out their own clean handkerchiefs and start to cry. It's an emotional moment.)
UNCLE WILLIAM.
Would it comfort you, sister, if we were to offer up a prayer?
UNCLE WILLIAM.
Would it make you feel better, sister, if we said a prayer?
UNCLE TITUS.
Or sing a hymn?
UNCLE TITUS.
Or sing a song?
ANDERSON.
(rather hastily). I have been with our sister this morning already,
friends. In our hearts we ask a blessing.
ANDERSON.
(somewhat quickly). I've already spent this morning with our sister, friends. In our hearts, we ask for a blessing.
ALL.
(except Essie). Amen.
ALL.
(except Essie). Amen.
They all sit down, except Judith, who stands behind Mrs. Dudgeon’s chair.
They all sit down, except Judith, who is standing behind Mrs. Dudgeon’s chair.
JUDITH.
(to Essie). Essie: did you say Amen?
JUDITH.
(to Essie). Essie, did you just say Amen?
ESSIE.
(scaredly). No.
ESSIE.
(fearfully). No.
JUDITH.
Then say it, like a good girl.
JUDITH.
Then say it, like a good girl would.
ESSIE.
Amen.
ESSIE.
Amen.
UNCLE WILLIAM.
(encouragingly). That’s right: that’s right. We know who you
are; but we are willing to be kind to you if you are a good girl and deserve
it. We are all equal before the Throne.
UNCLE WILLIAM.
(encouragingly). That's right: that's right. We know who you are, but we're willing to be nice to you if you behave and earn it. We're all equal in front of the Throne.
This republican sentiment does not please the women, who are convinced that the Throne is precisely the place where their superiority, often questioned in this world, will be recognized and rewarded.
This republican sentiment doesn't sit well with the women, who are certain that the Throne is exactly where their superiority, often challenged in this world, will be acknowledged and rewarded.
CHRISTY.
(at the window). Here’s Dick.
CHRISTY.
(at the window). Here’s Dick.
Anderson and Hawkins look round sociably. Essie, with a gleam of interest breaking through her misery, looks up. Christy grins and gapes expectantly at the door. The rest are petrified with the intensity of their sense of Virtue menaced with outrage by the approach of flaunting Vice. The reprobate appears in the doorway, graced beyond his alleged merits by the morning sunlight. He is certainly the best looking member of the family; but his expression is reckless and sardonic, his manner defiant and satirical, his dress picturesquely careless. Only his forehead and mouth betray an extraordinary steadfastness, and his eyes are the eyes of a fanatic.
Anderson and Hawkins look around casually. Essie, with a spark of interest cutting through her sadness, looks up. Christy grins and stares eagerly at the door. The others are frozen in place, overwhelmed by their strong sense of Virtue threatened by the arrival of flaunting Vice. The rogue appears in the doorway, highlighted by the morning sunlight beyond his supposed charm. He’s definitely the best-looking member of the family; but his expression is reckless and sarcastic, his demeanor defiant and mocking, and his outfit deliberately messy. Only his forehead and mouth reveal an extraordinary determination, and his eyes hold the intensity of a fanatic.
RICHARD.
(on the threshold, taking off his hat). Ladies and gentlemen: your
servant, your very humble servant. (With this comprehensive insult, he
throws his hat to Christy with a suddenness that makes him jump like a
negligent wicket keeper, and comes into the middle of the room, where he turns
and deliberately surveys the company.) How happy you all look! how glad to
see me! (He turns towards Mrs. Dudgeon’s chair; and his lip rolls up
horribly from his dog tooth as he meets her look of undisguised hatred.)
Well, mother: keeping up appearances as usual? that’s right, that’s
right. (Judith pointedly moves away from his neighborhood to the other side
of the kitchen, holding her skirt instinctively as if to save it from
contamination. Uncle Titus promptly marks his approval of her action by rising
from the sofa, and placing a chair for her to sit down upon.) What! Uncle
William! I haven’t seen you since you gave up drinking. (Poor Uncle
William, shamed, would protest; but Richard claps him heartily on his shoulder,
adding) you have given it up, haven’t you? (releasing him with a
playful push) of course you have: quite right too; you overdid it. (He
turns away from Uncle William and makes for the sofa.) And now, where is
that upright horsedealer Uncle Titus? Uncle Titus: come forth. (He comes
upon him holding the chair as Judith sits down.) As usual, looking after
the ladies.
RICHARD.
(standing in the doorway, taking off his hat). Ladies and gentlemen: your servant, your very humble servant. (With this total insult, he tosses his hat to Christy so suddenly that it makes him jump like a careless wicket keeper, and walks into the room, where he turns and openly scans the crowd.) How happy you all look! so glad to see me! (He turns toward Mrs. Dudgeon’s chair; his lip curls up grotesquely from his canine tooth as he meets her openly hostile gaze.) Well, mother: keeping up appearances as usual? that’s right, that’s right. (Judith pointedly moves to the other side of the kitchen, holding her skirt as if to protect it from contamination. Uncle Titus immediately shows his approval by getting up from the sofa and placing a chair for her.) What! Uncle William! I haven’t seen you since you quit drinking. (Poor Uncle William, embarrassed, would protest; but Richard gives him a hearty clap on the shoulder, adding) you have quit, haven’t you? (pushing him playfully) of course you have: quite right too; you went overboard. (He turns away from Uncle William and heads for the sofa.) And now, where is that honest horsedealer Uncle Titus? Uncle Titus: come on out. (He finds him holding the chair as Judith sits down.) As usual, looking after the ladies.
UNCLE TITUS.
(indignantly). Be ashamed of yourself, sir—
UNCLE TITUS.
(angrily). You should be ashamed of yourself, sir—
RICHARD.
(interrupting him and shaking his hand in spite of him). I am: I am; but
I am proud of my uncle—proud of all my relatives (again surveying
them) who could look at them and not be proud and joyful? (Uncle Titus,
overborne, resumes his seat on the sofa. Richard turns to the table.) Ah,
Mr. Anderson, still at the good work, still shepherding them. Keep them up to
the mark, minister, keep them up to the mark. Come! (with a spring he seats
himself on the table and takes up the decanter) clink a glass with me,
Pastor, for the sake of old times.
RICHARD.
(interrupting him and shaking his hand despite his reluctance). I am; I am; but I take pride in my uncle—proud of all my family (looking at them again) who could see them and not feel proud and happy? (Uncle Titus, overwhelmed, goes back to his seat on the sofa. Richard turns to the table.) Ah, Mr. Anderson, still doing the great work, still guiding them. Keep them on track, minister, keep them on track. Come! (with a leap, he sits on the table and picks up the decanter) raise a glass with me, Pastor, for the sake of old times.
ANDERSON.
You know, I think, Mr. Dudgeon, that I do not drink before dinner.
ANDERSON.
You know, Mr. Dudgeon, I don’t drink before dinner.
RICHARD.
You will, some day, Pastor: Uncle William used to drink before breakfast. Come:
it will give your sermons unction. (He smells the wine and makes a wry
face.) But do not begin on my mother’s company sherry. I stole some
when I was six years old; and I have been a temperate man ever since. (He
puts the decanter down and changes the subject.) So I hear you are married,
Pastor, and that your wife has a most ungodly allowance of good looks.
RICHARD.
You will, someday, Pastor: Uncle William used to drink before breakfast. Come on: it will add some inspiration to your sermons. (He smells the wine and makes a wry face.) But don’t start with my mother’s company sherry. I took some when I was six years old; and I have been a moderate drinker ever since. (He puts the decanter down and changes the subject.) So I hear you’re married, Pastor, and that your wife is exceptionally attractive.
ANDERSON.
(quietly indicating Judith). Sir: you are in the presence of my wife.
(Judith rises and stands with stony propriety.)
ANDERSON.
(quietly indicating Judith) Sir, you are in the presence of my wife.
(Judith rises and stands with stony propriety.)
RICHARD.
(quickly slipping down from the table with instinctive good manners).
Your servant, madam: no offence. (He looks at her earnestly.) You
deserve your reputation; but I’m sorry to see by your expression that
you’re a good woman.
RICHARD.
(quickly sliding down from the table with instinctive politeness).
Your servant, ma'am: no offense. (He looks at her seriously.) You earn your reputation; but I’m sorry to notice from your expression that you’re actually a good person.
(She looks shocked, and sits down amid a murmur of indignant sympathy from his relatives. Anderson, sensible enough to know that these demonstrations can only gratify and encourage a man who is deliberately trying to provoke them, remains perfectly goodhumored.) All the same, Pastor, I respect you more than I did before. By the way, did I hear, or did I not, that our late lamented Uncle Peter, though unmarried, was a father?
She looks shocked and sits down, surrounded by a murmur of upset sympathy from his relatives. Anderson, smart enough to realize that these reactions will only please and encourage someone who is intentionally trying to provoke them, stays perfectly good-humored. Still, Pastor, I respect you more than I did before. By the way, did I hear correctly, or not, that our recently departed Uncle Peter, though he never married, was a father?
UNCLE TITUS.
He had only one irregular child, sir.
UNCLE TITUS.
He only had one questionable child, sir.
RICHARD.
Only one! He thinks one a mere trifle! I blush for you, Uncle Titus.
RICHARD.
Just one! He thinks one is nothing! I'm embarrassed for you, Uncle Titus.
ANDERSON.
Mr. Dudgeon you are in the presence of your mother and her grief.
ANDERSON.
Mr. Dudgeon, you are with your mother and her sorrow.
RICHARD.
It touches me profoundly, Pastor. By the way, what has become of the irregular
child?
RICHARD.
It really hits me hard, Pastor. By the way, what happened to the troubled child?
ANDERSON.
(pointing to Essie). There, sir, listening to you.
ANDERSON.
(pointing to Essie). There she is, sir, listening to you.
RICHARD.
(shocked into sincerity). What! Why the devil didn’t you tell me
that before? Children suffer enough in this house without— (He hurries
remorsefully to Essie.) Come, little cousin! never mind me: it was not
meant to hurt you. (She looks up gratefully at him. Her tearstained face
affects him violently, and he bursts out, in a transport of wrath) Who has
been making her cry? Who has been ill-treating her? By God—
RICHARD.
(shocked into sincerity). What! Why the heck didn’t you tell me that earlier? Kids go through enough in this house without— (He rushes remorsefully to Essie.) Come on, little cousin! don’t worry about me: it wasn’t meant to hurt you. (She looks up at him with gratitude. Her tear-streaked face affects him deeply, and he suddenly bursts out in a fit of anger) Who has been making her cry? Who has been mistreating her? I swear—
MRS. DUDGEON.
(rising and confronting him). Silence your blasphemous tongue. I will
hear no more of this. Leave my house.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(standing up and facing him). Shut your disrespectful mouth. I've had enough of this. Get out of my house.
RICHARD.
How do you know it’s your house until the will is read? (They look at
one another for a moment with intense hatred; and then she sinks, checkmated,
into her chair. Richard goes boldly up past Anderson to the window, where he
takes the railed chair in his hand.) Ladies and gentlemen: as the eldest
son of my late father, and the unworthy head of this household, I bid you
welcome. By your leave, Minister Anderson: by your leave, Lawyer Hawkins. The
head of the table for the head of the family. (He places the chair at the
table between the minister and the attorney; sits down between them; and
addresses the assembly with a presidential air.) We meet on a melancholy
occasion: a father dead! an uncle actually hanged, and probably damned. (He
shakes his head deploringly. The relatives freeze with horror.)
That’s right: pull your longest faces (his voice suddenly sweetens
gravely as his glance lights on Essie) provided only there is hope in the
eyes of the child. (Briskly.) Now then, Lawyer Hawkins: business,
business. Get on with the will, man.
RICHARD.
How do you know it’s your house until the will is read? (They exchange a glance filled with intense hatred, and then she slumps, defeated, into her chair. Richard confidently walks past Anderson to the window, where he picks up the railed chair.) Ladies and gentlemen: as the eldest son of my late father and the unworthy head of this household, I welcome you. If I may, Minister Anderson: if I may, Lawyer Hawkins. The head of the table for the head of the family. (He places the chair at the table between the minister and the attorney; sits down between them; and addresses the assembly with a commanding presence.) We gather here on a sorrowful occasion: a father has passed away! An uncle has been hanged, and is likely damned. (He shakes his head in disapproval. The relatives are horrified.) That’s right: put on your saddest faces (his voice suddenly becomes sweet and serious as he looks at Essie) as long as there’s hope in the child’s eyes. (Quickly.) Now then, Lawyer Hawkins: let’s get to business. Move forward with the will, please.
TITUS.
Do not let yourself be ordered or hurried, Mr. Hawkins.
TITUS.
Don’t let anyone rush you or give you orders, Mr. Hawkins.
HAWKINS.
(very politely and willingly). Mr. Dudgeon means no offence, I feel
sure. I will not keep you one second, Mr. Dudgeon. Just while I get my
glasses— (he fumbles for them. The Dudgeons look at one another with
misgiving).
HAWKINS.
(very politely and willingly). Mr. Dudgeon doesn’t mean any offense, I’m sure of it. I won't hold you up for even a second, Mr. Dudgeon. Just let me grab my glasses— (he fumbles for them. The Dudgeons look at one another with concern).
RICHARD.
Aha! They notice your civility, Mr. Hawkins. They are prepared for the worst. A
glass of wine to clear your voice before you begin. (He pours out one for
him and hands it; then pours one for himself.)
RICHARD.
Aha! They see your politeness, Mr. Hawkins. They’re ready for the worst. Have a glass of wine to clear your throat before you start. (He pours one for him and hands it to him; then pours one for himself.)
HAWKINS.
Thank you, Mr. Dudgeon. Your good health, sir.
HAWKINS.
Thank you, Mr. Dudgeon. Cheers to your health, sir.
RICHARD.
Yours, sir. (With the glass half way to his lips, he checks himself, giving
a dubious glance at the wine, and adds, with quaint intensity.) Will anyone
oblige me with a glass of water?
RICHARD.
Here you go, sir. (As he raises the glass halfway to his lips, he pauses, gives the wine a skeptical look, and adds, with unusual seriousness.) Could someone please get me a glass of water?
Essie, who has been hanging on his every word and movement, rises stealthily and slips out behind Mrs. Dudgeon through the bedroom door, returning presently with a jug and going out of the house as quietly as possible.
Essie, who has been glued to his every word and move, quietly gets up and sneaks out behind Mrs. Dudgeon through the bedroom door, coming back shortly with a jug and leaving the house as quietly as she can.
HAWKINS.
The will is not exactly in proper legal phraseology.
HAWKINS.
The will isn't written in proper legal language.
RICHARD.
No: my father died without the consolations of the law.
RICHARD.
No: my dad died without the comfort of the law.
HAWKINS.
Good again, Mr. Dudgeon, good again. (Preparing to read) Are you ready,
sir?
HAWKINS.
Good to see you again, Mr. Dudgeon, good to see you again. (Preparing to read) Are you ready, sir?
RICHARD.
Ready, aye ready. For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly
thankful. Go ahead.
RICHARD.
Ready, yeah ready. For what we’re about to receive, may the Lord make us really thankful. Go ahead.
HAWKINS.
(reading). “This is the last will and testament of me Timothy
Dudgeon on my deathbed at Nevinstown on the road from Springtown to
Websterbridge on this twenty-fourth day of September, one thousand seven
hundred and seventy seven. I hereby revoke all former wills made by me and
declare that I am of sound mind and know well what I am doing and that this is
my real will according to my own wish and affections.”
HAWKINS.
(reading). “This is the last will and testament of me, Timothy Dudgeon, made on my deathbed at Nevinstown, on the road from Springtown to Websterbridge, on this twenty-fourth day of September, seventeen seventy-seven. I revoke all previous wills I've created and declare that I am of sound mind, fully aware of my actions, and that this is my true will made according to my own wishes and feelings.”
RICHARD.
(glancing at his mother). Aha!
RICHARD.
(glancing at his mom). Aha!
HAWKINS.
(shaking his head). Bad phraseology, sir, wrong phraseology. “I
give and bequeath a hundred pounds to my younger son Christopher Dudgeon, fifty
pounds to be paid to him on the day of his marriage to Sarah Wilkins if she
will have him, and ten pounds on the birth of each of his children up to the
number of five.”
HAWKINS.
(shaking his head). That's poorly worded, sir, really poorly worded. “I give and bequeath a hundred pounds to my younger son Christopher Dudgeon, fifty pounds to be paid to him on the day of his marriage to Sarah Wilkins if she agrees to marry him, and ten pounds on the birth of each of his children, up to a total of five.”
RICHARD.
How if she won’t have him?
RICHARD.
What if she doesn’t want him?
CHRISTY.
She will if I have fifty pounds.
CHRISTY.
She will if I have fifty pounds.
RICHARD.
Good, my brother. Proceed.
RICHARD.
Alright, brother. Go ahead.
HAWKINS.
“I give and bequeath to my wife Annie Dudgeon, born Annie
Primrose”—you see he did not know the law, Mr. Dudgeon: your mother
was not born Annie: she was christened so—“an annuity of fifty-two
pounds a year for life (Mrs. Dudgeon, with all eyes on her, holds herself
convulsively rigid) to be paid out of the interest on her own
money”—there’s a way to put it, Mr. Dudgeon! Her own money!
HAWKINS.
“I give and bequeath to my wife Annie Dudgeon, formerly known as Annie Primrose”—you see he didn't know the law, Mr. Dudgeon: your mother wasn't born Annie; that was her christened name—“an annuity of fifty-two pounds a year for life (Mrs. Dudgeon, with all eyes on her, holds herself convulsively rigid) to be paid from the interest on her own money”—now that's a clever way to put it, Mr. Dudgeon! Her own money!
MRS. DUDGEON.
A very good way to put God’s truth. It was every penny my own. Fifty-two
pounds a year!
MRS. DUDGEON.
A great way to express God’s truth. It was every penny I earned. Fifty-two pounds a year!
HAWKINS.
“And I recommend her for her goodness and piety to the forgiving care of
her children, having stood between them and her as far as I could to the best
of my ability.”
HAWKINS.
“And I recommend her for her kindness and devotion to the loving care of her children, having done everything I could to protect them to the best of my ability.”
MRS. DUDGEON.
And this is my reward! (raging inwardly) You know what I think, Mr.
Anderson you know the word I gave to it.
MRS. DUDGEON.
And this is my reward! (fuming inside) You know what I think, Mr. Anderson; you know the word I used for it.
ANDERSON.
It cannot be helped, Mrs. Dudgeon. We must take what comes to us. (To
Hawkins.) Go on, sir.
ANDERSON.
There's nothing we can do about it, Mrs. Dudgeon. We have to accept whatever happens. (To Hawkins.) Please continue, sir.
HAWKINS.
“I give and bequeath my house at Websterbridge with the land belonging to
it and all the rest of my property soever to my eldest son and heir, Richard
Dudgeon.”
HAWKINS.
“I give and bequeath my house at Websterbridge along with the land that goes with it and all my other property to my eldest son and heir, Richard Dudgeon.”
RICHARD.
Oho! The fatted calf, Minister, the fatted calf.
RICHARD.
Oh wow! The well-fed calf, Minister, the well-fed calf.
HAWKINS.
“On these conditions—”
HAWKINS.
"Under these conditions—"
RICHARD.
The devil! Are there conditions?
RICHARD.
The devil! Are there terms?
HAWKINS.
“To wit: first, that he shall not let my brother Peter’s natural
child starve or be driven by want to an evil life.”
HAWKINS.
"First of all, he shouldn't let my brother Peter's biological child go hungry or be pushed by need into a bad life."
RICHARD.
(emphatically, striking his fist on the table). Agreed.
RICHARD.
(emphatically, slamming his fist on the table). Agreed.
Mrs. Dudgeon, turning to look malignantly at Essie, misses her and looks quickly round to see where she has moved to; then, seeing that she has left the room without leave, closes her lips vengefully.
Mrs. Dudgeon, turning to glare angrily at Essie, misses her and quickly looks around to see where she has gone; then, noticing that she has left the room without permission, shuts her lips defiantly.
HAWKINS.
“Second, that he shall be a good friend to my old horse Jim”—
(again slacking his head) he should have written James, sir.
HAWKINS.
“Second, that he should be a good friend to my old horse Jim”—
(again dropping his head) he should have written James, sir.
RICHARD.
James shall live in clover. Go on.
RICHARD.
James will live a life of luxury. Go ahead.
HAWKINS.
“—and keep my deaf farm laborer Prodger Feston in his
service.”
HAWKINS.
“—and keep my hard-of-hearing farm worker Prodger Feston in his job.”
RICHARD.
Prodger Feston shall get drunk every Saturday.
RICHARD.
Prodger Feston will get drunk every Saturday.
HAWKINS.
“Third, that he make Christy a present on his marriage out of the
ornaments in the best room.”
HAWKINS.
“Third, he should give Christy a gift for his wedding using the ornaments from the best room.”
RICHARD.
(holding up the stuffed birds). Here you are, Christy.
RICHARD.
(holding up the stuffed birds). Here you go, Christy.
CHRISTY.
(disappointed). I’d rather have the China peacocks.
CHRISTY.
(disappointed). I’d prefer the China peacocks.
RICHARD.
You shall have both. (Christy is greatly pleased.) Go on.
RICHARD.
You'll get both. (Christy is really happy.) Go ahead.
HAWKINS.
“Fourthly and lastly, that he try to live at peace with his mother as far
as she will consent to it.”
HAWKINS.
“Lastly, he should try to get along with his mother as much as she’s willing to.”
RICHARD.
(dubiously). Hm! Anything more, Mr. Hawkins?
RICHARD.
(doubtfully). Hm! Any more info, Mr. Hawkins?
HAWKINS.
(solemnly). “Finally I gave and bequeath my soul into my
Maker’s hands, humbly asking forgiveness for all my sins and mistakes,
and hoping that he will so guide my son that it may not be said that I have
done wrong in trusting to him rather than to others in the perplexity of my
last hour in this strange place.”
HAWKINS.
(seriously). “Finally, I give my soul to my Creator, humbly asking for forgiveness for all my sins and mistakes, and hoping that He will guide my son so that it won’t be said I was wrong to trust him instead of others in the confusion of my last moments in this strange place.”
ANDERSON.
Amen.
ANDERSON.
Amen.
THE UNCLES AND AUNTS.
Amen.
THE UNCLES AND AUNTS.
Amen.
RICHARD.
My mother does not say Amen.
RICHARD.
My mom doesn't say "Amen."
MRS. DUDGEON.
(rising, unable to give up her property without a struggle). Mr.
Hawkins: is that a proper will? Remember, I have his rightful, legal will,
drawn up by yourself, leaving all to me.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(getting up, unwilling to give up her property without a fight). Mr. Hawkins: is that a valid will? Keep in mind, I have his official, legal will, created by you, leaving everything to me.
HAWKINS.
This is a very wrongly and irregularly worded will, Mrs. Dudgeon; though
(turning politely to Richard) it contains in my judgment an excellent
disposal of his property.
HAWKINS.
This will is worded very poorly and irregularly, Mrs. Dudgeon; though
(turning politely to Richard) I believe it has a great plan for his property.
ANDERSON.
(interposing before Mrs. Dudgeon can retort). That is not what you are
asked, Mr. Hawkins. Is it a legal will?
ANDERSON.
(interrupting before Mrs. Dudgeon can respond). That’s not what you're being asked, Mr. Hawkins. Is it a legal will?
HAWKINS.
The courts will sustain it against the other.
HAWKINS.
The courts will uphold it against the other.
ANDERSON.
But why, if the other is more lawfully worded?
ANDERSON.
But why, if the other is worded more legally?
HAWKING.
Because, sir, the courts will sustain the claim of a man—and that man the
eldest son—against any woman, if they can. I warned you, Mrs. Dudgeon,
when you got me to draw that other will, that it was not a wise will, and that
though you might make him sign it, he would never be easy until he revoked it.
But you wouldn’t take advice; and now Mr. Richard is cock of the walk.
(He takes his hat from the floor; rises; and begins pocketing his papers and
spectacles.)
HAWKING.
Because, sir, the courts will support the claim of a man—and that man being the eldest son—against any woman, if they can. I warned you, Mrs. Dudgeon, when you had me draft that other will, that it wasn't a smart decision, and that even if you got him to sign it, he would never feel secure until he revoked it. But you wouldn’t listen to my advice; and now Mr. Richard is in charge.
(He picks up his hat from the floor; stands up; and starts putting away his papers and glasses.)
This is the signal for the breaking-up of the party. Anderson takes his hat from the rack and joins Uncle William at the fire. Uncle Titus fetches Judith her things from the rack. The three on the sofa rise and chat with Hawkins. Mrs. Dudgeon, now an intruder in her own house, stands erect, crushed by the weight of the law on women, accepting it, as she has been trained to accept all monstrous calamities, as proofs of the greatness of the power that inflicts them, and of her own wormlike insignificance. For at this time, remember, Mary Wollstonecraft is as yet only a girl of eighteen, and her Vindication of the Rights of Women is still fourteen years off. Mrs. Dudgeon is rescued from her apathy by Essie, who comes back with the jug full of water. She is taking it to Richard when Mrs. Dudgeon stops her.
This is the signal for the party to break up. Anderson grabs his hat from the rack and joins Uncle William by the fire. Uncle Titus gets Judith’s things from the rack. The three people on the sofa get up and chat with Hawkins. Mrs. Dudgeon, now a stranger in her own home, stands upright, weighed down by the oppressive laws against women, accepting it, as she has been taught to accept all dreadful misfortunes, as evidence of the power that enforces them and her own insignificant status. For at this time, remember, Mary Wollstonecraft is just eighteen years old, and her Vindication of the Rights of Women is still fourteen years away. Mrs. Dudgeon is pulled from her daze by Essie, who returns with the jug full of water. She is on her way to Richard when Mrs. Dudgeon stops her.
MRS. DUDGEON.
(threatening her). Where have you been? (Essie, appalled, tries to
answer, but cannot.) How dare you go out by yourself after the orders I
gave you?
MRS. DUDGEON.
(threatening her). Where have you been? (Essie, shocked, tries to answer, but can't.) How could you go out alone after the instructions I gave you?
ESSIE.
He asked for a drink— (she stops, her tongue cleaving to her palate
with terror).
ESSIE.
He asked for a drink— (she stops, her tongue sticking to the roof of her mouth in fear).
JUDITH.
(with gentler severity). Who asked for a drink? (Essie, speechless,
points to Richard.)
JUDITH.
(with gentler severity). Who asked for a drink? (Essie, speechless, points to Richard.)
RICHARD.
What! I!
RICHARD.
What! I!
JUDITH.
(shocked). Oh Essie, Essie!
JUDITH.
(shocked). Oh Essie, Essie!
RICHARD.
I believe I did. (He takes a glass and holds it to Essie to be filled. Her
hand shakes.) What! afraid of me?
RICHARD.
I think I did. (He grabs a glass and holds it out for Essie to fill. Her hand trembles.) What! Are you scared of me?
ESSIE.
(quickly). No. I— (She pours out the water.)
ESSIE.
(quickly). No. I— (She pours out the water.)
RICHARD.
(tasting it). Ah, you’ve been up the street to the market gate
spring to get that. (He takes a draught.) Delicious! Thank you.
(Unfortunately, at this moment he chances to catch sight of Judith’s
face, which expresses the most prudish disapproval of his evident attraction
for Essie, who is devouring him with her grateful eyes. His mocking expression
returns instantly. He puts down the glass; deliberately winds his arm round
Essie’s shoulders; and brings her into the middle of the company. Mrs.
Dudgeon being in Essie’s way as they come past the table, he says) By
your leave, mother (and compels her to make way for them). What do they
call you? Bessie?
RICHARD.
(tasting it). Ah, you went to the market to get this. (He takes a drink.) Delicious! Thank you.
(Unfortunately, at this moment he notices Judith’s face, which shows her disapproval of his obvious interest in Essie, who is looking at him with gratitude. His teasing expression comes back immediately. He puts down the glass; wraps his arm around Essie’s shoulders; and brings her into the center of the group. As they pass the table and Mrs. Dudgeon is in Essie’s way, he says) Excuse me, mother, (and makes her move out of the way). What do they call you? Bessie?
ESSIE.
Essie.
ESSIE.
Essie.
RICHARD.
Essie, to be sure. Are you a good girl, Essie?
RICHARD.
Essie, for sure. Are you a good girl, Essie?
ESSIE.
(greatly disappointed that he, of all people should begin at her in this
way) Yes. (She looks doubtfully at Judith.) I think so. I mean
I—I hope so.
ESSIE.
(really let down that he, of all people, should start on her like this) Yes. (She looks uncertainly at Judith.) I think so. I mean, I—I hope so.
RICHARD.
Essie: did you ever hear of a person called the devil?
RICHARD.
Essie: Have you ever heard of someone called the devil?
ANDERSON.
(revolted). Shame on you, sir, with a mere child—
ANDERSON.
(revolted). Shame on you, sir, for involving a mere child—
RICHARD.
By your leave, Minister: I do not interfere with your sermons: do not you
interrupt mine. (To Essie.) Do you know what they call me, Essie?
RICHARD.
If you don't mind, Minister: I won't interrupt your sermons, so please don't interrupt mine. (To Essie.) Do you know what they call me, Essie?
ESSIE.
Dick.
ESSIE.
Dude.
RICHARD.
(amused: patting her on the shoulder). Yes, Dick; but something else
too. They call me the Devil’s Disciple.
RICHARD.
(amused: patting her on the shoulder). Yeah, Dick; but there's more to it. They call me the Devil’s Disciple.
ESSIE.
Why do you let them?
ESSIE.
Why do you allow them?
RICHARD.
(seriously). Because it’s true. I was brought up in the other
service; but I knew from the first that the Devil was my natural master and
captain and friend. I saw that he was in the right, and that the world cringed
to his conqueror only through fear. I prayed secretly to him; and he comforted
me, and saved me from having my spirit broken in this house of children’s
tears. I promised him my soul, and swore an oath that I would stand up for him
in this world and stand by him in the next. (Solemnly) That promise and
that oath made a man of me. From this day this house is his home; and no child
shall cry in it: this hearth is his altar; and no soul shall ever cower over it
in the dark evenings and be afraid. Now (turning forcibly on the rest)
which of you good men will take this child and rescue her from the house of the
devil?
RICHARD.
(seriously) Because it’s true. I was raised in the other service, but I knew from the start that the Devil was my true master, captain, and friend. I realized he was right, and that the world only bowed to his conqueror out of fear. I secretly prayed to him; he comforted me and saved me from having my spirit crushed in this house filled with children's tears. I promised him my soul and took an oath that I would support him in this life and stand by him in the next. (Solemnly) That promise and that oath made me a man. From this day forward, this house is his home; and no child shall weep here: this hearth is his altar; and no soul shall ever shrink away from it in the dark evenings and feel scared. Now (turning forcibly on the rest) which of you good men will take this child and save her from the house of the devil?
JUDITH.
(coming to Essie and throwing a protecting arm about her). I will. You
should be burnt alive.
JUDITH.
(walking over to Essie and putting her arm around her protectively). I will. You should be set on fire.
ESSIE.
But I don’t want to. (She shrinks back, leaving Richard and Judith
face to face.)
ESSIE.
But I don’t want to. (She steps back, leaving Richard and Judith face to face.)
RICHARD.
(to Judith). Actually doesn’t want to, most virtuous lady!
RICHARD.
(to Judith). He really doesn’t want to, most virtuous lady!
UNCLE TITUS.
Have a care, Richard Dudgeon. The law—
UNCLE TITUS.
Be careful, Richard Dudgeon. The law—
RICHARD.
(turning threateningly on him). Have a care, you. In an hour from this
there will be no law here but martial law. I passed the soldiers within six
miles on my way here: before noon Major Swindon’s gallows for rebels will
be up in the market place.
RICHARD.
(turning threateningly on him). Watch yourself. In an hour, there will be no law here except martial law. I saw the soldiers six miles back on my way here: by noon, Major Swindon’s gallows for rebels will be set up in the town square.
ANDERSON.
(calmly). What have we to fear from that, sir?
ANDERSON.
(calmly). What do we have to be afraid of from that, sir?
RICHARD.
More than you think. He hanged the wrong man at Springtown: he thought Uncle
Peter was respectable, because the Dudgeons had a good name. But his next
example will be the best man in the town to whom he can bring home a rebellious
word. Well, we’re all rebels; and you know it.
RICHARD.
More than you realize. He executed the wrong person at Springtown: he believed Uncle Peter was respectable because the Dudgeons had a good reputation. But his next target will be the best person in town to whom he can pin a rebellious act. Well, we’re all rebels; and you know it.
ALL THE MEN (except Anderson).
No, no, no!
ALL THE MEN (except Anderson).
No, no, no!
RICHARD.
Yes, you are. You haven’t damned King George up hill and down dale as I
have; but you’ve prayed for his defeat; and you, Anthony Anderson, have
conducted the service, and sold your family bible to buy a pair of pistols.
They mayn’t hang me, perhaps; because the moral effect of the
Devil’s Disciple dancing on nothing wouldn’t help them. But a
Minister! (Judith, dismayed, clings to Anderson) or a lawyer!
(Hawkins smiles like a man able to take care of himself) or an upright
horsedealer! (Uncle Titus snarls at him in rags and terror) or a
reformed drunkard (Uncle William, utterly unnerved, moans and wobbles with
fear) eh? Would that show that King George meant business—ha?
RICHARD.
Yes, you are. You haven’t cursed King George everywhere like I have; but you’ve prayed for his downfall; and you, Anthony Anderson, have led the service and sold your family Bible to buy a pair of pistols. They might not hang me, maybe; because the impact of the Devil’s Disciple hanging in the air wouldn’t do them any favors. But a Minister! (Judith, worried, clings to Anderson) or a lawyer! (Hawkins smiles like someone who can handle himself) or an honest horsedealer! (Uncle Titus glares at him, looking ragged and scared) or a reformed drunkard (Uncle William, completely rattled, moans and sways with fear) huh? Would that really prove that King George was serious—ha?
ANDERSON.
(perfectly self-possessed). Come, my dear: he is only trying to frighten
you. There is no danger. (He takes her out of the house. The rest crowd to
the door to follow him, except Essie, who remains near Richard.)
ANDERSON.
(completely composed). Come on, my dear: he’s just trying to scare you. There’s no danger. (He escorts her out of the house. The others gather at the door to follow him, except Essie, who stays close to Richard.)
RICHARD.
(boisterously derisive). Now then: how many of you will stay with me;
run up the American flag on the devil’s house; and make a fight for
freedom? (They scramble out, Christy among them, hustling one another in
their haste.) Ha ha! Long live the devil! (To Mrs. Dudgeon, who is
following them) What mother! are you off too?
RICHARD.
(mockingly energetic). So, how many of you are going to stick with me; raise the American flag on the devil’s house; and fight for freedom? (They rush out, Christy included, jostling each other in their hurry.) Ha ha! Long live the devil! (To Mrs. Dudgeon, who is following them) What, Mom! Are you leaving too?
MRS. DUDGEON.
(deadly pale, with her hand on her heart as if she had received a
deathblow). My curse on you! My dying curse! (She goes out.)
MRS. DUDGEON.
(extremely pale, holding her hand over her heart as if she had been dealt a fatal blow). I curse you! My final curse! (She exits.)
RICHARD.
(calling after her). It will bring me luck. Ha ha ha!
RICHARD.
(calling after her). It'll bring me good luck. Ha ha ha!
ESSIE.
(anxiously). Mayn’t I stay?
ESSIE.
(anxiously). Can’t I stay?
RICHARD.
(turning to her). What! Have they forgotten to save your soul in their
anxiety about their own bodies? Oh yes: you may stay. (He turns excitedly
away again and shakes his fist after them. His left fist, also clenched, hangs
down. Essie seizes it and kisses it, her tears falling on it. He starts and
looks at it.) Tears! The devil’s baptism! (She falls on her knees,
sobbing. He stoops goodnaturedly to raise her, saying) Oh yes, you may cry
that way, Essie, if you like.
RICHARD.
(turning to her). What! Have they really forgotten to save your soul while they're so worried about their own bodies? Oh yeah, you can stay. (He turns away excitedly and shakes his fist after them. His left fist, also clenched, hangs down. Essie grabs it and kisses it, her tears falling on it. He starts and looks at it.) Tears! The devil’s baptism! (She drops to her knees, sobbing. He bends down good-naturedly to help her up, saying) Oh yeah, you can cry like that, Essie, if you want.
ACT II
Minister Anderson’s house is in the main street of Websterbridge, not far from the town hall. To the eye of the eighteenth century New Englander, it is much grander than the plain farmhouse of the Dudgeons; but it is so plain itself that a modern house agent would let both at about the same rent. The chief dwelling room has the same sort of kitchen fireplace, with boiler, toaster hanging on the bars, movable iron griddle socketed to the hob, hook above for roasting, and broad fender, on which stand a kettle and a plate of buttered toast. The door, between the fireplace and the corner, has neither panels, fingerplates nor handles: it is made of plain boards, and fastens with a latch. The table is a kitchen table, with a treacle colored cover of American cloth, chapped at the corners by draping. The tea service on it consists of two thick cups and saucers of the plainest ware, with milk jug and bowl to match, each large enough to contain nearly a quart, on a black japanned tray, and, in the middle of the table, a wooden trencher with a big loaf upon it, and a square half pound block of butter in a crock. The big oak press facing the fire from the opposite side of the room, is for use and storage, not for ornament; and the minister’s house coat hangs on a peg from its door, showing that he is out; for when he is in it is his best coat that hangs there. His big riding boots stand beside the press, evidently in their usual place, and rather proud of themselves. In fact, the evolution of the minister’s kitchen, dining room and drawing room into three separate apartments has not yet taken place; and so, from the point of view of our pampered period, he is no better off than the Dudgeons.
Minister Anderson’s house is on the main street of Websterbridge, not far from the town hall. To an eighteenth-century New Englander, it looks much more impressive than the Dudgeons' plain farmhouse; however, it’s so simple that a modern real estate agent would rent both for about the same price. The main living area features a kitchen fireplace with a boiler, a toaster hanging on the bars, a movable iron griddle that fits into the hob, a hook above for roasting, and a wide fender holding a kettle and a plate of buttered toast. The door between the fireplace and the corner is unadorned, made of plain boards, and secured with a latch. The table is a kitchen table, covered in treacle-colored American cloth, worn at the corners from being draped. The tea service consists of two thick cups and saucers of the simplest design, along with a matching milk jug and bowl, each large enough to hold nearly a quart, all placed on a black japanned tray. In the center of the table is a wooden trencher with a big loaf of bread and a square half-pound block of butter in a crock. The large oak press facing the fire on the opposite side of the room is for functionality and storage, not decoration; and the minister’s house coat hangs on a peg from its door, indicating that he is out, since when he is in, it would be his best coat hanging there. His big riding boots sit beside the press, clearly in their usual spot and rather proud of it. In fact, the separation of the minister’s kitchen, dining room, and drawing room into three distinct spaces hasn’t happened yet; so, from the perspective of our spoiled times, he is no better off than the Dudgeons.
But there is a difference, for all that. To begin with, Mrs. Anderson is a pleasanter person to live with than Mrs. Dudgeon. To which Mrs. Dudgeon would at once reply, with reason, that Mrs. Anderson has no children to look after; no poultry, pigs nor cattle; a steady and sufficient income not directly dependent on harvests and prices at fairs; an affectionate husband who is a tower of strength to her: in short, that life is as easy at the minister’s house as it is hard at the farm. This is true; but to explain a fact is not to alter it; and however little credit Mrs. Anderson may deserve for making her home happier, she has certainly succeeded in doing it. The outward and visible signs of her superior social pretensions are a drugget on the floor, a plaster ceiling between the timbers and chairs which, though not upholstered, are stained and polished. The fine arts are represented by a mezzotint portrait of some Presbyterian divine, a copperplate of Raphael’s St. Paul preaching at Athens, a rococo presentation clock on the mantelshelf, flanked by a couple of miniatures, a pair of crockery dogs with baskets in their mouths, and, at the corners, two large cowrie shells. A pretty feature of the room is the low wide latticed window, nearly its whole width, with little red curtains running on a rod half way up it to serve as a blind. There is no sofa; but one of the seats, standing near the press, has a railed back and is long enough to accommodate two people easily. On the whole, it is rather the sort of room that the nineteenth century has ended in struggling to get back to under the leadership of Mr. Philip Webb and his disciples in domestic architecture, though no genteel clergyman would have tolerated it fifty years ago.
But there’s a difference, for all that. To start, Mrs. Anderson is a nicer person to live with than Mrs. Dudgeon. To which Mrs. Dudgeon would quickly answer, with good reason, that Mrs. Anderson doesn’t have any children to take care of; no poultry, pigs, or cattle; a steady and sufficient income not directly tied to harvests and prices at markets; and a loving husband who is a source of strength for her: in short, life is as easy at the minister’s house as it is hard at the farm. This is true; but explaining a fact doesn’t change it; and no matter how little credit Mrs. Anderson may deserve for making her home happier, she has certainly managed to do just that. The obvious signs of her higher social status are a drugget on the floor, a plaster ceiling between the beams, and chairs that, while not upholstered, are stained and polished. The fine arts are represented by a mezzotint portrait of some Presbyterian divine, a copperplate of Raphael’s St. Paul preaching at Athens, a fancy presentation clock on the mantel, flanked by a couple of miniatures, a pair of ceramic dogs with baskets in their mouths, and, at the corners, two large cowrie shells. A charming feature of the room is the low wide window, almost its entire width, with little red curtains running on a rod halfway up to serve as a blind. There isn’t a sofa, but one of the seats, near the cupboard, has a railed back and is long enough to comfortably fit two people. Overall, it’s kind of the room that the nineteenth century has struggled to return to under the guidance of Mr. Philip Webb and his followers in domestic architecture, though no respectable clergyman would have accepted it fifty years ago.
The evening has closed in; and the room is dark except for the cosy firelight and the dim oil lamps seen through the window in the wet street, where there is a quiet, steady, warm, windless downpour of rain. As the town clock strikes the quarter, Judith comes in with a couple of candles in earthenware candlesticks, and sets them on the table. Her self-conscious airs of the morning are gone: she is anxious and frightened. She goes to the window and peers into the street. The first thing she sees there is her husband, hurrying here through the rain. She gives a little gasp of relief, not very far removed from a sob, and turns to the door. Anderson comes in, wrapped in a very wet cloak.
The evening has settled in, and the room is dark except for the cozy light of the fire and the dim oil lamps visible through the window in the rainy street, where a gentle, steady, warm, windless rain is falling. As the town clock strikes a quarter past the hour, Judith enters with a couple of candles in clay candlesticks and places them on the table. Her self-consciousness from the morning is gone; now she’s anxious and scared. She approaches the window and looks out at the street. The first thing she spots is her husband, hurrying through the rain. She lets out a small gasp of relief, almost like a sob, and turns to the door. Anderson walks in, wrapped in a very wet cloak.
JUDITH.
(running to him). Oh, here you are at last, at last! (She attempts to
embrace him.)
JUDITH.
(running to him). Oh, there you are finally, finally! (She tries to hug him.)
ANDERSON.
(keeping her off). Take care, my love: I’m wet. Wait till I get my
cloak off. (He places a chair with its back to the fire; hangs his cloak on
it to dry; shakes the rain from his hat and puts it on the fender; and at last
turns with his hands outstretched to Judith.) Now! (She flies into his
arms.) I am not late, am I? The town clock struck the quarter as I came in
at the front door. And the town clock is always fast.
ANDERSON.
(keeping her off). Be careful, my love: I'm drenched. Just give me a moment to take off my cloak. (He sets a chair with its back to the fire, hangs his cloak on it to dry, shakes the rain off his hat, puts it on the fender, and finally turns with his arms open to Judith.) Now! (She runs into his arms.) I'm not late, right? The town clock just chimed a quarter past, right as I walked in the front door. And the town clock is always ahead.
JUDITH.
I’m sure it’s slow this evening. I’m so glad you’re
back.
JUDITH.
I bet it's quiet tonight. I'm really glad you're back.
ANDERSON.
(taking her more closely in his arms). Anxious, my dear?
ANDERSON.
(pulling her in closer). Worried, my dear?
JUDITH.
A little.
JUDITH.
A bit.
ANDERSON.
Why, you’ve been crying.
ANDERSON.
Why, you’ve been crying?
JUDITH.
Only a little. Never mind: it’s all over now. (A bugle call is heard
in the distance. She starts in terror and retreats to the long seat,
listening.) What’s that?
JUDITH.
Just a bit. It doesn’t matter: it’s all done now. (A bugle call is heard in the distance. She jumps in fear and moves back to the long seat, listening.) What’s that?
ANDERSON.
(following her tenderly to the seat and making her sit down with him).
Only King George, my dear. He’s returning to barracks, or having his roll
called, or getting ready for tea, or booting or saddling or something. Soldiers
don’t ring the bell or call over the banisters when they want anything:
they send a boy out with a bugle to disturb the whole town.
ANDERSON.
(following her tenderly to the seat and making her sit down with him).
Just King George, my dear. He’s heading back to the barracks, or having his roll call, or getting ready for tea, or cleaning his boots or saddling up or something. Soldiers don’t ring the bell or call down the stairs when they need something: they send a kid out with a bugle to wake up the whole town.
JUDITH.
Do you think there is really any danger?
JUDITH.
Do you really think there's any danger?
ANDERSON.
Not the least in the world.
ANDERSON.
Not at all.
JUDITH.
You say that to comfort me, not because you believe it.
JUDITH.
You're saying that to make me feel better, not because you really believe it.
ANDERSON.
My dear: in this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it.
There’s a danger that the house will catch fire in the night; but we
shan’t sleep any the less soundly for that.
ANDERSON.
My dear: in this world, there's always a risk for those who are scared of it. There’s a chance that the house could catch fire at night; but we won’t sleep any less soundly because of that.
JUDITH.
Yes, I know what you always say; and you’re quite right. Oh, quite right:
I know it. But—I suppose I’m not brave: that’s all. My heart
shrinks every time I think of the soldiers.
JUDITH.
Yeah, I get what you always say; and you’re totally right. Oh, completely right: I know it. But—I guess I’m just not brave: that’s all. My heart tightens every time I think of the soldiers.
ANDERSON.
Never mind that, dear: bravery is none the worse for costing a little pain.
ANDERSON.
Don't worry about that, dear: being brave is still worth a little pain.
JUDITH.
Yes, I suppose so. (Embracing him again.) Oh how brave you are, my dear!
(With tears in her eyes.) Well, I’ll be brave too: you
shan’t be ashamed of your wife.
JUDITH.
Yeah, I guess so. (Hugging him again.) Oh, how brave you are, my love!
(With tears in her eyes.) Well, I’ll be brave too: you won’t be ashamed of your wife.
ANDERSON.
That’s right. Now you make me happy. Well, well! (He rises and goes
cheerily to the fire to dry his shoes.) I called on Richard Dudgeon on my
way back; but he wasn’t in.
ANDERSON.
That’s right. Now you make me happy. Well, well! (He gets up and goes happily to the fire to dry his shoes.) I stopped by to see Richard Dudgeon on my way back, but he wasn’t home.
JUDITH.
(rising in consternation). You called on that man!
JUDITH.
(standing up in shock). You visited that guy!
ANDERSON.
(reassuring her). Oh, nothing happened, dearie. He was out.
ANDERSON.
(reassuring her). Oh, nothing happened, sweetheart. He was away.
JUDITH.
(almost in tears, as if the visit were a personal humiliation to her).
But why did you go there?
JUDITH.
(almost in tears, as if the visit were a personal embarrassment to her).
But why did you go there?
ANDERSON.
(gravely). Well, it is all the talk that Major Swindon is going to do
what he did in Springtown—make an example of some notorious rebel, as he
calls us. He pounced on Peter Dudgeon as the worst character there; and it is
the general belief that he will pounce on Richard as the worst here.
ANDERSON.
(seriously). Well, everyone is saying that Major Swindon is going to do what he did in Springtown—make an example out of some infamous rebel, as he calls us. He targeted Peter Dudgeon as the worst person there; and it's widely believed that he will target Richard as the worst here.
JUDITH.
But Richard said—
JUDITH.
But Richard said—
ANDERSON.
(goodhumoredly cutting her short). Pooh! Richard said! He said what he
thought would frighten you and frighten me, my dear. He said what perhaps
(God forgive him!) he would like to believe. It’s a terrible thing
to think of what death must mean for a man like that. I felt that I must warn
him. I left a message for him.
ANDERSON.
(good-naturedly interrupting her). Oh, come on! Richard said what he thought would scare you and scare me, my dear. He said what he maybe (God forgive him!) wanted to believe. It’s awful to think about what death might mean for someone like that. I felt I had to warn him. I left him a message.
JUDITH.
(querulously). What message?
JUDITH.
(suspiciously). What message?
ANDERSON.
Only that I should be glad to see him for a moment on a matter of importance to
himself; and that if he would look in here when he was passing he would be
welcome.
ANDERSON.
I just want to say that I would be happy to see him for a moment about something important to him; and if he stops by here while he’s passing through, he would be welcome.
JUDITH.
(aghast). You asked that man to come here!
JUDITH.
(shocked). You invited that guy to come here!
ANDERSON.
I did.
I did.
JUDITH.
(sinking on the seat and clasping her hands). I hope he won’t
come! Oh, I pray that he may not come!
JUDITH.
(sinking into the seat and clasping her hands). I hope he doesn't come! Oh, I really pray that he doesn't show up!
ANDERSON.
Why? Don’t you want him to be warned?
ANDERSON.
Why? Don't you want him to be warned?
JUDITH.
He must know his danger. Oh, Tony, is it wrong to hate a blasphemer and a
villain? I do hate him! I can’t get him out of my mind: I know he will
bring harm with him. He insulted you: he insulted me: he insulted his mother.
JUDITH.
He has to be aware of the danger he's in. Oh, Tony, is it wrong to hate someone who disrespects everything and is a bad person? I really hate him! I can't stop thinking about him: I know he will bring trouble with him. He disrespected you, he disrespected me, and he disrespected his mother.
ANDERSON.
(quaintly). Well, dear, let’s forgive him; and then it won’t
matter.
ANDERSON.
(playfully). Well, dear, let’s let it go; and then it won’t matter.
JUDITH.
Oh, I know it’s wrong to hate anybody; but—
JUDITH.
Oh, I know it's not right to hate anyone; but—
ANDERSON.
(going over to her with humorous tenderness). Come, dear, you’re
not so wicked as you think. The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not
to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that’s the essence of
inhumanity. After all, my dear, if you watch people carefully, you’ll be
surprised to find how like hate is to love. (She starts, strangely
touched—even appalled. He is amused at her.) Yes: I’m quite in
earnest. Think of how some of our married friends worry one another, tax one
another, are jealous of one another, can’t bear to let one another out of
sight for a day, are more like jailers and slave-owners than lovers. Think of
those very same people with their enemies, scrupulous, lofty, self-respecting,
determined to be independent of one another, careful of how they speak of one
another—pooh! haven’t you often thought that if they only knew it,
they were better friends to their enemies than to their own husbands and wives?
Come: depend on it, my dear, you are really fonder of Richard than you are of
me, if you only knew it. Eh?
ANDERSON.
(approaching her with a playful tenderness). Come on, dear, you’re not as wicked as you think. The worst thing we can do to others isn’t to hate them but to be indifferent to them—that’s what true inhumanity is. When you really pay attention to people, you’ll be surprised at how close hate is to love. (She reacts, oddly touched—even shocked. He finds her reaction amusing.) Yes, I’m serious. Consider how some of our married friends annoy each other, stress each other out, are jealous of each other, can’t stand to be apart for even a day—they're more like jailers and slave-owners than lovers. Now think about those same people with their enemies; they act carefully, with dignity, wanting to be independent, cautious about how they talk about each other—honestly, haven’t you ever thought that if they realized it, they were better friends to their enemies than to their own spouses? Come on: you can trust me, my dear, you actually care more about Richard than you do about me, if you just admit it. Right?
JUDITH.
Oh, don’t say that: don’t say that, Tony, even in jest. You
don’t know what a horrible feeling it gives me.
JUDITH.
Oh, don’t say that: don’t say that, Tony, even as a joke. You don’t realize what a terrible feeling it gives me.
ANDERSON.
(Laughing). Well, well: never mind, pet. He’s a bad man; and you
hate him as he deserves. And you’re going to make the tea, aren’t
you?
ANDERSON.
(Laughing). Well, well: don’t worry, dear. He’s a terrible person; and you hate him just like he deserves. And you’re going to make the tea, right?
JUDITH.
(remorsefully). Oh yes, I forgot. I’ve been keeping you waiting
all this time. (She goes to the fire and puts on the kettle.)
JUDITH.
(with regret). Oh right, I forgot. I’ve made you wait this whole time. (She walks over to the fire and puts the kettle on.)
ANDERSON.
(going to the press and taking his coat off). Have you stitched up the
shoulder of my old coat?
ANDERSON.
(going to the press and taking off his coat). Have you sewn up the shoulder of my old coat?
JUDITH.
Yes, dear. (She goes to the table, and sets about putting the tea into the
teapot from the caddy.)
JUDITH.
Yeah, sweetie. (She walks over to the table and starts pouring the tea from the caddy into the teapot.)
ANDERSON.
(as he changes his coat for the older one hanging on the press, and replaces
it by the one he has just taken off). Did anyone call when I was out?
ANDERSON.
(as he swaps his coat for the older one hanging on the rack, putting on the one he just took off). Did anyone stop by while I was gone?
JUDITH.
No, only— (someone knocks at the door. With a start which betrays her
intense nervousness, she retreats to the further end of the table with the tea
caddy and spoon, in her hands, exclaiming) Who’s that?
JUDITH.
No, just— (someone knocks at the door. With a jolt that reveals her intense nervousness, she moves to the far end of the table holding the tea caddy and spoon, exclaiming) Who’s there?
ANDERSON.
(going to her and patting her encouragingly on the shoulder). All right,
pet, all right. He won’t eat you, whoever he is. (She tries to smile,
and nearly makes herself cry. He goes to the door and opens it. Richard is
there, without overcoat or cloak.) You might have raised the latch and come
in, Mr. Dudgeon. Nobody stands on much ceremony with us. (Hospitably.)
Come in. (Richard comes in carelessly and stands at the table, looking round
the room with a slight pucker of his nose at the mezzotinted divine on the
wall. Judith keeps her eyes on the tea caddy.) Is it still raining? (He
shuts the door.)
ANDERSON.
(walking over to her and gently patting her shoulder) It’s okay, sweetheart, it’s okay. He won’t hurt you, whoever he is. (She attempts to smile, but it almost brings her to tears. He walks to the door and opens it. Richard is there, without an overcoat or cloak.) You could have just lifted the latch and come in, Mr. Dudgeon. We’re not big on formalities here. (Warmly.) Come in. (Richard strolls in casually and stands at the table, glancing around the room with a slight grimace at the mezzotinted artwork of the divine on the wall. Judith keeps her focus on the tea caddy.) Is it still raining? (He shuts the door.)
RICHARD.
Raining like the very (his eye catches Judith’s as she looks quickly
and haughtily up)—I beg your pardon; but (showing that his coat is
wet) you see—!
RICHARD.
It's pouring like the very (his eye catches Judith’s as she looks quickly and haughtily up)—I’m sorry; but (showing that his coat is wet) you see—!
ANDERSON.
Take it off, sir; and let it hang before the fire a while: my wife will excuse
your shirtsleeves. Judith: put in another spoonful of tea for Mr. Dudgeon.
ANDERSON.
Take it off, sir; and let it hang by the fire for a bit: my wife won't mind your shirtsleeves. Judith: add another spoonful of tea for Mr. Dudgeon.
RICHARD.
(eyeing him cynically). The magic of property, Pastor! Are even YOU
civil to me now that I have succeeded to my father’s estate?
RICHARD.
(looking at him skeptically). The charm of ownership, Pastor! Are you even nice to me now that I’ve inherited my father’s estate?
Judith throws down the spoon indignantly.
Judith angrily drops the spoon.
ANDERSON.
(quite unruffled, and helping Richard off with his coat). I think, sir,
that since you accept my hospitality, you cannot have so bad an opinion of it.
Sit down. (With the coat in his hand, he points to the railed seat. Richard,
in his shirtsleeves, looks at him half quarrelsomely for a moment; then, with a
nod, acknowledges that the minister has got the better of him, and sits down on
the seat. Anderson pushes his cloak into a heap on the seat of the chair at the
fire, and hangs Richard’s coat on the back in its place.)
ANDERSON.
(calmly helping Richard take off his coat). I believe, sir, that if you’re accepting my hospitality, you can’t think too poorly of it. Please, have a seat. (With the coat in his hand, he gestures toward the railed seat. Richard, in his shirtsleeves, gives him a half-defiant look for a moment; then, with a nod, admits that the minister has outsmarted him and sits down on the seat. Anderson piles his cloak on the seat of the chair by the fire and hangs Richard’s coat on the back in its place.)
RICHARD.
I come, sir, on your own invitation. You left word you had something important
to tell me.
RICHARD.
I'm here, sir, because you invited me. You mentioned you had something important to share.
ANDERSON.
I have a warning which it is my duty to give you.
ANDERSON.
I have a warning that I need to share with you.
RICHARD.
(quickly rising). You want to preach to me. Excuse me: I prefer a walk
in the rain. (He makes for his coat.)
RICHARD.
(quickly standing up). You want to lecture me. Sorry, but I'd rather take a walk in the rain. (He heads for his coat.)
ANDERSON.
(stopping him). Don’t be alarmed, sir; I am no great preacher. You
are quite safe. (Richard smiles in spite of himself. His glance softens: he
even makes a gesture of excuse. Anderson, seeing that he has tamed him, now
addresses him earnestly.) Mr. Dudgeon: you are in danger in this town.
ANDERSON.
(stopping him). Don’t worry, sir; I’m not a big preacher. You’re perfectly safe. (Richard smiles despite himself. His expression softens; he even makes a gesture of apology. Anderson, noticing that he has calmed him down, now speaks to him seriously.) Mr. Dudgeon: you’re in danger in this town.
RICHARD.
What danger?
RICHARD.
What threat?
ANDERSON.
Your uncle’s danger. Major Swindon’s gallows.
ANDERSON.
Your uncle's in danger. Major Swindon's gallows.
RICHARD.
It is you who are in danger. I warned you—
RICHARD.
You're the one in danger. I told you—
ANDERSON.
(interrupting him goodhumoredly but authoritatively). Yes, yes, Mr.
Dudgeon; but they do not think so in the town. And even if I were in danger, I
have duties here I must not forsake. But you are a free man. Why should you run
any risk?
ANDERSON.
(interrupting him with a friendly yet authoritative tone). Yes, yes, Mr. Dudgeon; but that's not how they see it in town. And even if I were in danger, I have responsibilities here that I can't neglect. But you're a free man. Why would you take any risks?
RICHARD.
Do you think I should be any great loss, Minister?
RICHARD.
Do you really think I'd be a big loss, Minister?
ANDERSON.
I think that a man’s life is worth saving, whoever it belongs to.
(Richard makes him an ironical bow. Anderson returns the bow
humorously.) Come: you’ll have a cup of tea, to prevent you catching
cold?
ANDERSON.
I believe a man's life is worth saving, no matter whose it is.
(Richard gives him a sarcastic bow. Anderson humorously returns the bow.) Come on: would you like a cup of tea to keep you from getting cold?
RICHARD.
I observe that Mrs. Anderson is not quite so pressing as you are, Pastor.
RICHARD.
I've noticed that Mrs. Anderson isn't as pushy as you are, Pastor.
JUDITH.
(almost stifled with resentment, which she has been expecting her husband to
share and express for her at every insult of Richard’s). You are
welcome for my husband’s sake. (She brings the teapot to the fireplace
and sets it on the hob.)
JUDITH.
(almost overwhelmed with resentment, which she's been waiting for her husband to share and show for her with every insult from Richard). You're welcome for my husband’s sake. (She brings the teapot to the fireplace and sets it on the hob.)
RICHARD.
I know I am not welcome for my own, madam. (He rises.) But I think I
will not break bread here, Minister.
RICHARD.
I know I'm not welcome here for my own reasons, ma'am. (He stands up.) But I don't think I'll share a meal here, Minister.
ANDERSON.
(cheerily). Give me a good reason for that.
ANDERSON.
(cheerfully). Give me a good reason for that.
RICHARD.
Because there is something in you that I respect, and that makes me desire to
have you for my enemy.
RICHARD.
Because there's something about you that I respect, and it makes me want to have you as my enemy.
ANDERSON.
That’s well said. On those terms, sir, I will accept your enmity or any
man’s. Judith: Mr. Dudgeon will stay to tea. Sit down: it will take a few
minutes to draw by the fire. (Richard glances at him with a troubled face;
then sits down with his head bent, to hide a convulsive swelling of his
throat.) I was just saying to my wife, Mr. Dudgeon, that enmity—
(she grasps his hand and looks imploringly at him, doing both with an
intensity that checks him at once) Well, well, I mustn’t tell you, I
see; but it was nothing that need leave us worse friend—enemies, I mean.
Judith is a great enemy of yours.
ANDERSON.
That’s well put. On that note, sir, I’ll accept your hostility or anyone else's. Judith: Mr. Dudgeon will stay for tea. Sit down: it’ll take a few minutes to warm by the fire. (Richard looks at him with a worried expression; then sits down with his head bowed, trying to hide a sudden tightness in his throat.) I was just telling my wife, Mr. Dudgeon, that hostility—(she takes his hand and looks at him earnestly, doing both with such intensity that it stops him immediately) Well, well, I shouldn’t tell you, I realize; but it was nothing that should leave us worse off as friends—enemies, I mean. Judith is quite your enemy.
RICHARD.
If all my enemies were like Mrs. Anderson I should be the best Christian in
America.
RICHARD.
If all my enemies were like Mrs. Anderson, I’d be the best Christian in America.
ANDERSON.
(gratified, patting her hand). You hear that, Judith? Mr. Dudgeon knows
how to turn a compliment.
ANDERSON.
(pleased, patting her hand). Did you hear that, Judith? Mr. Dudgeon knows how to give a compliment.
The latch is lifted from without.
The latch is lifted from the outside.
JUDITH.
(starting). Who is that?
JUDITH.
(starting). Who's that?
Christy comes in.
Christy arrives.
CHRISTY.
(stopping and staring at Richard). Oh, are YOU here?
CHRISTY.
(stopping and staring at Richard). Oh, you're here?
RICHARD.
Yes. Begone, you fool: Mrs. Anderson doesn’t want the whole family to tea
at once.
RICHARD.
Yeah. Get lost, you idiot: Mrs. Anderson doesn’t want the entire family over for tea all at once.
CHRISTY.
(coming further in). Mother’s very ill.
CHRISTY.
(walking in closer). Mom's really sick.
RICHARD.
Well, does she want to see ME?
RICHARD.
So, does she want to see ME?
CHRISTY.
No.
CHRISTY.
No.
RICHARD.
I thought not.
RICHARD.
I don't think so.
CHRISTY.
She wants to see the minister—at once.
CHRISTY.
She wants to see the minister—right away.
JUDITH.
(to Anderson). Oh, not before you’ve had some tea.
JUDITH.
(to Anderson). Oh, not until you’ve had some tea.
ANDERSON.
I shall enjoy it more when I come back, dear. (He is about to take up his
cloak.)
ANDERSON.
I'll enjoy it more when I get back, dear. (He is about to grab his cloak.)
CHRISTY.
The rain’s over.
CHRISTY.
The rain is done.
ANDERSON.
(dropping the cloak and picking up his hat from the fender). Where is
your mother, Christy?
ANDERSON.
(dropping the cloak and picking up his hat from the fender). Where's your mom, Christy?
CHRISTY.
At Uncle Titus’s.
CHRISTY.
At Uncle Titus's place.
ANDERSON.
Have you fetched the doctor?
ANDERSON.
Have you called the doctor?
CHRISTY.
No: she didn’t tell me to.
CHRISTY.
No, she didn't tell me to.
ANDERSON.
Go on there at once: I’ll overtake you on his doorstep. (Christy turns
to go.) Wait a moment. Your brother must be anxious to know the
particulars.
ANDERSON.
Go there right now; I’ll catch up with you at his door. (Christy turns to go.) Wait a second. Your brother is probably eager to hear the details.
RICHARD.
Psha! not I: he doesn’t know; and I don’t care. (Violently.)
Be off, you oaf. (Christy runs out. Richard adds, a little shamefacedly)
We shall know soon enough.
RICHARD.
Pssh! Not me: he doesn’t get it; and I’m not concerned. (Violently.)
Get out of here, you fool. (Christy runs out. Richard adds, a little sheepishly)
We’ll find out soon enough.
ANDERSON.
Well, perhaps you will let me bring you the news myself. Judith: will you give
Mr. Dudgeon his tea, and keep him here until I return?
ANDERSON.
Well, maybe you’ll let me bring you the news myself. Judith, could you please serve Mr. Dudgeon his tea and keep him here until I get back?
JUDITH.
(white and trembling). Must I—
JUDITH.
(pale and shaking). Must I—
ANDERSON.
(taking her hands and interrupting her to cover her agitation). My dear:
I can depend on you?
ANDERSON.
(taking her hands and interrupting her to ease her agitation). My dear:
Can I count on you?
JUDITH.
(with a piteous effort to be worthy of his trust). Yes.
JUDITH.
(struggling to earn his trust). Yes.
ANDERSON.
(pressing her hand against his cheek). You will not mind two old people
like us, Mr. Dudgeon. (Going.) I shall not say good evening: you will be
here when I come back. (He goes out.)
ANDERSON.
(pressing her hand against his cheek). You don’t mind two old folks like us, Mr. Dudgeon. (Going.) I won’t say good evening: you’ll still be here when I get back. (He goes out.)
They watch him pass the window, and then look at each other dumbly, quite disconcerted. Richard, noting the quiver of her lips, is the first to pull himself together.
They watch him walk by the window, then look at each other in confusion, clearly unsettled. Richard, seeing her lips tremble, is the first to regain his composure.
RICHARD.
Mrs. Anderson: I am perfectly aware of the nature of your sentiments towards
me. I shall not intrude on you. Good evening. (Again he starts for the
fireplace to get his coat.)
RICHARD.
Mrs. Anderson: I totally understand how you feel about me. I won’t bother you. Have a good evening. (Again he heads towards the fireplace to grab his coat.)
JUDITH.
(getting between him and the coat). No, no. Don’t go: please
don’t go.
JUDITH.
(stepping in front of him and the coat). No, no. Don’t leave: please don’t leave.
RICHARD.
(roughly). Why? You don’t want me here.
RICHARD.
(gruffly). Why? You don't want me around.
JUDITH.
Yes, I— (wringing her hands in despair) Oh, if I tell you the
truth, you will use it to torment me.
JUDITH.
Yes, I— (wringing her hands in despair) Oh, if I tell you the truth, you'll just use it to hurt me.
RICHARD.
(indignantly). Torment! What right have you to say that? Do you expect
me to stay after that?
RICHARD.
(angrily). Torment! What right do you have to say that? Do you think I'm going to stick around after that?
JUDITH.
I want you to stay; but (suddenly raging at him like an angry child) it
is not because I like you.
JUDITH.
I want you to stay; but (suddenly furious with him like an upset child) it's not because I like you.
RICHARD.
Indeed!
RICHARD.
Absolutely!
JUDITH.
Yes: I had rather you did go than mistake me about that. I hate and dread you;
and my husband knows it. If you are not here when he comes back, he will
believe that I disobeyed him and drove you away.
JUDITH.
Yes: I would prefer you leave rather than misunderstand me about that. I hate and fear you; and my husband is aware of it. If you're not here when he returns, he will think that I disobeyed him and sent you away.
RICHARD.
(ironically). Whereas, of course, you have really been so kind and
hospitable and charming to me that I only want to go away out of mere
contrariness, eh?
RICHARD.
(ironically). Well, you've been so kind, welcoming, and charming to me that I just want to leave out of pure stubbornness, right?
Judith, unable to bear it, sinks on the chair and bursts into tears.
Judith, unable to handle it, drops into the chair and starts crying.
RICHARD.
Stop, stop, stop, I tell you. Don’t do that. (Putting his hand to his
breast as if to a wound.) He wrung my heart by being a man. Need you tear
it by being a woman? Has he not raised you above my insults, like himself?
(She stops crying, and recovers herself somewhat, looking at him with a
scared curiosity.) There: that’s right. (Sympathetically.)
You’re better now, aren’t you? (He puts his hand encouragingly
on her shoulder. She instantly rises haughtily, and stares at him defiantly. He
at once drops into his usual sardonic tone.) Ah, that’s better. You
are yourself again: so is Richard. Well, shall we go to tea like a quiet
respectable couple, and wait for your husband’s return?
RICHARD.
Stop, stop, stop, I'm telling you. Don’t do that. (He puts his hand to his chest as if he's hurt.) He broke my heart by being a man. Do you really need to tear it apart by being a woman? Hasn't he lifted you above my insults, just like he has? (She stops crying and regains her composure somewhat, looking at him with a mix of fear and curiosity.) There: that's better. (Sympathetically.) You’re feeling better now, right? (He puts his hand supportively on her shoulder. She immediately stands up proudly and glares at him defiantly. He quickly shifts back to his usual sarcastic tone.) Ah, that's more like it. You’re yourself again: so is Richard. Well, shall we go have tea like a calm, respectable couple and wait for your husband to come back?
JUDITH.
(rather ashamed of herself). If you please. I—I am sorry to have
been so foolish. (She stoops to take up the plate of toast from the
fender.)
JUDITH.
(a bit embarrassed). If you don't mind. I—I apologize for being so silly. (She bends down to pick up the plate of toast from the hearth.)
RICHARD.
I am sorry, for your sake, that I am—what I am. Allow me. (He takes
the plate from her and goes with it to the table.)
RICHARD.
I'm sorry, for your sake, that I'm—what I am. Let me. (He takes the plate from her and goes with it to the table.)
JUDITH.
(following with the teapot). Will you sit down? (He sits down at the
end of the table nearest the press. There is a plate and knife laid there. The
other plate is laid near it; but Judith stays at the opposite end of the table,
next the fire, and takes her place there, drawing the tray towards her.) Do
you take sugar?
JUDITH.
(carrying the teapot). Will you sit down? (He sits at the end of the table closest to the cupboard. There's a plate and a knife set there. The other plate is set nearby; but Judith remains at the opposite end of the table, by the fire, and takes her spot there, pulling the tray towards her.) Do you want sugar?
RICHARD.
No; but plenty of milk. Let me give you some toast. (He puts some on the
second plate, and hands it to her, with the knife. The action shows quietly how
well he knows that she has avoided her usual place so as to be as far from him
as possible.)
RICHARD.
No; but there's plenty of milk. Let me get you some toast. (He puts some on the second plate and hands it to her with the knife. The gesture quietly indicates how well he understands that she's chosen to sit away from him, trying to keep her distance.)
JUDITH.
(consciously). Thanks. (She gives him his tea.) Won’t you
help yourself?
JUDITH.
(aware). Thanks. (She hands him his tea.) Why don’t you help yourself?
RICHARD.
Thanks. (He puts a piece of toast on his own plate; and she pours out tea
for herself.)
RICHARD.
Thanks. (He puts a piece of toast on his plate; and she pours herself some tea.)
JUDITH.
(observing that he tastes nothing). Don’t you like it? You are not
eating anything.
JUDITH.
(noticing that he isn't tasting anything). Don’t you like it? You aren't eating at all.
RICHARD.
Neither are you.
RICHARD.
You’re not either.
JUDITH.
(nervously). I never care much for my tea. Please don’t mind me.
JUDITH.
(nervously). I never really care about my tea. Please don’t worry about me.
RICHARD.
(Looking dreamily round). I am thinking. It is all so strange to me. I
can see the beauty and peace of this home: I think I have never been more at
rest in my life than at this moment; and yet I know quite well I could never
live here. It’s not in my nature, I suppose, to be domesticated. But
it’s very beautiful: it’s almost holy. (He muses a moment, and
then laughs softly.)
RICHARD.
(Looking dreamily around). I'm thinking. Everything feels so strange to me. I can see the beauty and peace of this home: I think I’ve never felt more at ease in my life than right now; and yet I know deep down that I could never live here. It’s probably not in my nature to settle down. But it is really beautiful: it feels almost sacred. (He muses for a moment, and then laughs softly.)
JUDITH.
(quickly). Why do you laugh?
JUDITH.
(quickly). Why are you laughing?
RICHARD.
I was thinking that if any stranger came in here now, he would take us for man
and wife.
RICHARD.
I was thinking that if any stranger walked in here right now, they would assume we were married.
JUDITH.
(taking offence). You mean, I suppose, that you are more my age than he
is.
JUDITH.
(taking offense). So, you mean that you're more my age than he is.
RICHARD.
(staring at this unexpected turn). I never thought of such a thing.
(Sardonic again.) I see there is another side to domestic joy.
RICHARD.
(staring at this unexpected turn). I never imagined something like this.
(Sarcastic again.) I see there's another side to domestic happiness.
JUDITH.
(angrily). I would rather have a husband whom everybody respects
than—than—
JUDITH.
(angrily). I’d prefer to have a husband that everyone respects rather than—than—
RICHARD.
Than the devil’s disciple. You are right; but I daresay your love helps
him to be a good man, just as your hate helps me to be a bad one.
RICHARD.
Worse than the devil’s follower. You’re right; but I suppose your love makes him a better man, just like your hate makes me a worse one.
JUDITH.
My husband has been very good to you. He has forgiven you for insulting him,
and is trying to save you. Can you not forgive him for being so much better
than you are? How dare you belittle him by putting yourself in his place?
JUDITH.
My husband has treated you very well. He’s forgiven you for insulting him and is trying to help you. Can’t you forgive him for being so much better than you? How dare you put him down by trying to put yourself in his shoes?
RICHARD.
Did I?
RICHARD.
Did I?
JUDITH.
Yes, you did. You said that if anybody came in they would take us for man
and— (she stops, terror-stricken, as a squad of soldiers tramps past
the window) The English soldiers! Oh, what do they—
JUDITH.
Yes, you did. You said that if anyone came in they would think we were a man and— (she stops, terrified, as a squad of soldiers walks past the window) The English soldiers! Oh, what do they—
RICHARD.
(listening). Sh!
RICHARD.
(listening). Shh!
A VOICE (outside).
Halt! Four outside: two in with me.
A VOICE (outside).
Stop! Four outside: two in with me.
Judith half rises, listening and looking with dilated eyes at Richard, who takes up his cup prosaically, and is drinking his tea when the latch goes up with a sharp click, and an English sergeant walks into the room with two privates, who post themselves at the door. He comes promptly to the table between them.
Judith partially stands up, ears perked and eyes wide as she watches Richard, who casually picks up his cup and sips his tea when the latch suddenly clicks, and an English sergeant enters the room with two privates, who take their positions by the door. He approaches the table right away, standing between them.
THE SERGEANT.
Sorry to disturb you, mum! duty! Anthony Anderson: I arrest you in King
George’s name as a rebel.
THE SERGEANT.
Sorry to interrupt you, ma'am! Duty calls! Anthony Anderson: I’m arresting you in King George's name as a rebel.
JUDITH.
(pointing at Richard). But that is not— (He looks up quickly at
her, with a face of iron. She stops her mouth hastily with the hand she has
raised to indicate him, and stands staring affrightedly.)
JUDITH.
(pointing at Richard). But that’s not— (He looks up at her quickly with a hard expression. She quickly covers her mouth with the hand she raised to point at him and stands there, staring in shock.)
THE SERGEANT.
Come, Parson; put your coat on and come along.
THE SERGEANT.
Come on, Parson; put your coat on and let's go.
RICHARD.
Yes: I’ll come. (He rises and takes a step towards his own coat; then
recollects himself, and, with his back to the sergeant, moves his gaze slowly
round the room without turning his head until he sees Anderson’s black
coat hanging up on the press. He goes composedly to it; takes it down; and puts
it on. The idea of himself as a parson tickles him: he looks down at the black
sleeve on his arm, and then smiles slyly at Judith, whose white face shows him
that what she is painfully struggling to grasp is not the humor of the
situation but its horror. He turns to the sergeant, who is approaching him with
a pair of handcuffs hidden behind him, and says lightly) Did you ever
arrest a man of my cloth before, Sergeant?
RICHARD.
Yes: I’ll come. (He stands up and takes a step toward his coat; then remembers something, and with his back to the sergeant, slowly scans the room without moving his head until he spots Anderson’s black coat hanging on the rack. He walks over to it calmly, takes it down, and puts it on. The thought of himself as a pastor amuses him: he looks at the black sleeve on his arm, then smirks slyly at Judith, whose pale face shows him that what she’s struggling to understand is not the humor of the moment but its horror. He turns to the sergeant, who is coming toward him with a pair of handcuffs hidden behind his back, and says casually) Have you ever arrested a man of my profession before, Sergeant?
THE SERGEANT.
(instinctively respectful, half to the black coat, half to Richard’s
good breeding). Well, no sir. At least, only an army chaplain. (Showing
the handcuffs.) I’m sorry, sir; but duty—
THE SERGEANT.
(instinctively respectful, partly because of the black coat, partly due to Richard’s background). Well, no, sir. At least, just an army chaplain. (Showing the handcuffs.) I’m sorry, sir; but duty—
RICHARD.
Just so, Sergeant. Well, I’m not ashamed of them: thank you kindly for
the apology. (He holds out his hands.)
RICHARD.
Exactly, Sergeant. Well, I’m not embarrassed by them: thank you for the apology. (He holds out his hands.)
THE SERGEANT.
(not availing himself of the offer). One gentleman to another, sir.
Wouldn’t you like to say a word to your missis, sir, before you go?
THE SERGEANT.
(not taking up the offer). One man to another, sir.
Wouldn’t you want to say something to your wife, sir, before you leave?
RICHARD.
(smiling). Oh, we shall meet again before—eh? (Meaning
“before you hang me.”)
RICHARD.
(smiling). Oh, we'll see each other again before—right? (Meaning "before you execute me.")
THE SERGEANT.
(loudly, with ostentatious cheerfulness). Oh, of course, of course. No
call for the lady to distress herself. Still— (in a lower voice,
intended for Richard alone) your last chance, sir.
THE SERGEANT.
(loudly, with flashy cheerfulness). Oh, of course, of course. No need for the lady to worry. Still— (in a quieter voice, meant for Richard only) your last chance, sir.
They look at one another significantly for a moment. Than Richard exhales a deep breath and turns towards Judith.
They share a meaningful glance for a moment. Then Richard lets out a deep breath and turns to Judith.
RICHARD.
(very distinctly). My love. (She looks at him, pitiably pale, and
tries to answer, but cannot—tries also to come to him, but cannot trust
herself to stand without the support of the table.) This gallant gentleman
is good enough to allow us a moment of leavetaking. (The sergeant retires
delicately and joins his men near the door.) He is trying to spare you the
truth; but you had better know it. Are you listening to me? (She signifies
assent.) Do you understand that I am going to my death? (She signifies
that she understands.) Remember, you must find our friend who was with us
just now. Do you understand? (She signifies yes.) See that you get him
safely out of harm’s way. Don’t for your life let him know of my
danger; but if he finds it out, tell him that he cannot save me: they would
hang him; and they would not spare me. And tell him that I am steadfast in my
religion as he is in his, and that he may depend on me to the death. (He
turns to go, and meets the eye of the sergeant, who looks a little suspicious.
He considers a moment, and then, turning roguishly to Judith with something of
a smile breaking through his earnestness, says) And now, my dear, I am
afraid the sergeant will not believe that you love me like a wife unless you
give one kiss before I go.
RICHARD.
(very clearly). My love. (She looks at him, pale and distressed, and tries to respond, but can't—she also attempts to move toward him, but doesn't feel steady enough without holding onto the table.) This brave gentleman is kind enough to give us a moment to say goodbye. (The sergeant steps back politely and joins his men near the door.) He’s trying to protect you from the truth, but you should know it. Are you listening to me? (She nods in agreement.) Do you understand that I’m heading to my death? (She indicates that she understands.) Remember, you need to find our friend who was just with us. Do you get that? (She confirms yes.) Make sure you get him out of danger. Don’t let him know about my situation; but if he does find out, tell him he can't save me: they would hang him, and they wouldn’t save me either. And let him know that I’m as firm in my faith as he is in his, and he can count on me until the end. (He turns to leave, catching the eye of the sergeant, who looks a bit suspicious. He thinks for a moment, then, turning playfully to Judith with a faint smile breaking through his seriousness, says) And now, my dear, I’m afraid the sergeant won’t believe you love me like a wife unless you give me one last kiss before I go.
He approaches her and holds out his arms. She quits the table and almost falls into them.
He moves toward her and opens his arms. She gets up from the table and nearly falls into them.
JUDITH.
(the words choking her). I ought to—it’s murder—
JUDITH.
(the words choking her). I should—it’s murder—
RICHARD.
No: only a kiss (softly to her) for his sake.
RICHARD.
No: just a kiss (softly to her) for his sake.
JUDITH.
I can’t. You must—
I can't. You have to—
RICHARD.
(folding her in his arms with an impulse of compassion for her
distress). My poor girl!
RICHARD.
(pulling her close in a moment of compassion for her pain). My poor girl!
Judith, with a sudden effort, throws her arms round him; kisses him; and swoons away, dropping from his arms to the ground as if the kiss had killed her.
Judith suddenly wraps her arms around him, kisses him, and then faints, collapsing from his arms to the ground as if the kiss had taken her life.
RICHARD.
(going quickly to the sergeant). Now, Sergeant: quick, before she comes
to. The handcuffs. (He puts out his hands.)
RICHARD.
(quickly approaches the sergeant). Now, Sergeant: hurry, before she wakes up. The handcuffs. (He extends his hands.)
THE SERGEANT.
(pocketing them). Never mind, sir: I’ll trust you. You’re a
game one. You ought to a bin a soldier, sir. Between them two, please. (The
soldiers place themselves one before Richard and one behind him. The sergeant
opens the door.)
THE SERGEANT.
(putting them away). No worries, sir: I’ll take your word for it. You’re a brave one. You should have been a soldier, sir. Right between those two, please. (The soldiers stand one in front of Richard and one behind him. The sergeant opens the door.)
RICHARD.
(taking a last look round him). Goodbye, wife: goodbye, home. Muffle the
drums, and quick march!
RICHARD.
(taking a last look around him). Goodbye, wife: goodbye, home. Silence the drums, and let’s move out!
The sergeant signs to the leading soldier to march. They file out quickly.
The sergeant signals to the lead soldier to move out. They exit swiftly.
When Anderson returns from Mrs. Dudgeon’s he is astonished to find the room apparently empty and almost in darkness except for the glow from the fire; for one of the candles has burnt out, and the other is at its last flicker.
When Anderson comes back from Mrs. Dudgeon’s, he's surprised to see the room seems empty and almost dark except for the light from the fire; one of the candles has burned out, and the other is barely flickering.
ANDERSON.
Why, what on earth—? (Calling) Judith, Judith! (He listens:
there is no answer.) Hm! (He goes to the cupboard; takes a candle from
the drawer; lights it at the flicker of the expiring one on the table; and
looks wonderingly at the untasted meal by its light. Then he sticks it in the
candlestick; takes off his hat; and scratches his head, much puzzled. This
action causes him to look at the floor for the first time; and there he sees
Judith lying motionless with her eyes closed. He runs to her and stoops beside
her, lifting her head.) Judith.
ANDERSON.
What on earth—? (Calling) Judith, Judith! (He listens:
there is no answer.) Hm! (He goes to the cupboard; takes a candle from
the drawer; lights it at the flicker of the dying one on the table; and
looks curiously at the untouched meal by its light. Then he places it in the
candlestick; takes off his hat; and scratches his head, clearly confused. This
action causes him to finally look at the floor; and there he sees
Judith lying still with her eyes closed. He rushes to her and kneels beside
her, lifting her head.) Judith.
JUDITH.
(waking; for her swoon has passed into the sleep of exhaustion after
suffering). Yes. Did you call? What’s the matter?
JUDITH.
(waking; she has drifted from a faint into an exhausted sleep after enduring pain). Yes. Did you call? What’s going on?
ANDERSON.
I’ve just come in and found you lying here with the candles burnt out and
the tea poured out and cold. What has happened?
ANDERSON.
I just walked in and found you lying here with the candles burned out and the tea spilled and cold. What happened?
JUDITH.
(still astray). I don’t know. Have I been asleep? I suppose—
(she stops blankly) I don’t know.
JUDITH.
(still lost). I have no idea. Have I been sleeping? I guess—
(she pauses, looking confused) I don’t know.
ANDERSON.
(groaning). Heaven forgive me, I left you alone with that scoundrel.
(Judith remembers. With an agonized cry, she clutches his shoulders and
drags herself to her feet as he rises with her. He clasps her tenderly in his
arms.) My poor pet!
ANDERSON.
(groaning). God forgive me, I left you alone with that jerk.
(Judith remembers. With a pained cry, she grabs his shoulders and pulls herself to her feet as he helps her up. He holds her gently in his arms.) My poor darling!
JUDITH.
(frantically clinging to him). What shall I do? Oh my God, what shall I
do?
JUDITH.
(frantically clinging to him). What am I going to do? Oh my God, what am I supposed to do?
ANDERSON.
Never mind, never mind, my dearest dear: it was my fault. Come: you’re
safe now; and you’re not hurt, are you? (He takes his arms from her to
see whether she can stand.) There: that’s right, that’s right.
If only you are not hurt, nothing else matters.
ANDERSON.
It’s okay, it’s okay, my dear: it was my fault. Come on: you’re safe now, and you’re not hurt, are you? (He takes his arms from her to check if she can stand.) There you go, that’s it, that’s it. As long as you’re not hurt, nothing else matters.
JUDITH.
No, no, no: I’m not hurt.
JUDITH.
No, I'm good.
ANDERSON.
Thank Heaven for that! Come now: (leading her to the railed seat and making
her sit down beside him) sit down and rest: you can tell me about it
to-morrow. Or, (misunderstanding her distress) you shall not tell me at
all if it worries you. There, there! (Cheerfully.) I’ll make you
some fresh tea: that will set you up again. (He goes to the table, and
empties the teapot into the slop bowl.)
ANDERSON.
Thank goodness for that! Come on: (leading her to the railed seat and making her sit down beside him) sit down and take a break: you can tell me about it tomorrow. Or, (misunderstanding her distress) you don’t have to tell me if it stresses you out. There, there! (Cheerfully.) I’ll make you some fresh tea: that’ll perk you up again. (He goes to the table, and empties the teapot into the slop bowl.)
JUDITH.
(in a strained tone). Tony.
JUDITH.
(in a tense tone). Tony.
ANDERSON.
Yes, dear?
ANDERSON.
Yes, honey?
JUDITH.
Do you think we are only in a dream now?
JUDITH.
Do you think we’re just dreaming right now?
ANDERSON.
(glancing round at her for a moment with a pang of anxiety, though he goes
on steadily and cheerfully putting fresh tea into the pot). Perhaps so,
pet. But you may as well dream a cup of tea when you’re about it.
ANDERSON.
(glancing around at her for a moment with a twinge of anxiety, but he continues steadily and cheerfully adding fresh tea to the pot). Maybe so, dear. But you might as well enjoy a cup of tea while you're at it.
JUDITH.
Oh, stop, stop. You don’t know— (Distracted she buries her face
in her knotted hands.)
JUDITH.
Oh, stop, stop. You don’t understand— (Distracted, she hides her face in her tangled hands.)
ANDERSON.
(breaking down and coming to her). My dear, what is it? I can’t
bear it any longer: you must tell me. It was all my fault: I was mad to trust
him.
ANDERSON.
(breaking down and coming to her). My dear, what's wrong? I can't take it anymore: you need to tell me. It was all my fault: I was crazy to trust him.
JUDITH.
No: don’t say that. You mustn’t say that. He—oh no, no: I
can’t. Tony: don’t speak to me. Take my hands—both my hands.
(He takes them, wondering.) Make me think of you, not of him.
There’s danger, frightful danger; but it is your danger; and I
can’t keep thinking of it: I can’t, I can’t: my mind goes
back to his danger. He must be saved—no: you must be saved: you, you,
you. (She springs up as if to do something or go somewhere, exclaiming)
Oh, Heaven help me!
JUDITH.
No, don’t say that. You shouldn’t say that. He—oh no, no: I can’t. Tony: don’t talk to me. Hold my hands—both of my hands. (He takes them, confused.) Make me focus on you, not on him. There’s danger, terrible danger; but it’s your danger; and I can’t keep thinking about it: I can’t, I can’t: my mind keeps going back to his danger. He has to be saved—no: you have to be saved: you, you, you. (She jumps up as if to do something or go somewhere, exclaiming) Oh, Heaven help me!
ANDERSON.
(keeping his seat and holding her hands with resolute composure).
Calmly, calmly, my pet. You’re quite distracted.
ANDERSON.
(staying seated and holding her hands with steady calm).
Take it easy, my dear. You seem a bit out of sorts.
JUDITH.
I may well be. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do.
(Tearing her hands away.) I must save him. (Anderson rises in alarm
as she runs wildly to the door. It is opened in her face by Essie, who hurries
in, full of anxiety. The surprise is so disagreeable to Judith that it brings
her to her senses. Her tone is sharp and angry as she demands) What do you
want?
JUDITH.
I might be. I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do.
(Yanking her hands away.) I have to save him. (Anderson stands up in alarm as she rushes toward the door. Essie opens it right in her face, coming in full of worry. The shock is so unpleasant for Judith that it brings her back to reality. Her voice is harsh and angry as she asks) What do you want?
ESSIE.
I was to come to you.
ESSIE.
I was supposed to meet you.
ANDERSON.
Who told you to?
ANDERSON.
Who said you could?
ESSIE.
(staring at him, as if his presence astonished her). Are you here?
ESSIE.
(staring at him, as if she can't believe he's here). Are you really here?
JUDITH.
Of course. Don’t be foolish, child.
JUDITH.
Of course. Don't be silly, kid.
ANDERSON.
Gently, dearest: you’ll frighten her. (Going between them.) Come
here, Essie. (She comes to him.) Who sent you?
ANDERSON.
Easy, my dear: you'll scare her. (Moving between them.) Come here, Essie. (She walks over to him.) Who sent you?
ESSIE.
Dick. He sent me word by a soldier. I was to come here at once and do whatever
Mrs. Anderson told me.
ESSIE.
Dick. He sent me a message through a soldier. I was to come here right away and do whatever Mrs. Anderson said.
ANDERSON.
(enlightened). A soldier! Ah, I see it all now! They have arrested
Richard. (Judith makes a gesture of despair.)
ANDERSON.
(enlightened). A soldier! Oh, I understand everything now! They’ve arrested Richard. (Judith makes a gesture of despair.)
ESSIE.
No. I asked the soldier. Dick’s safe. But the soldier said you had been
taken—
ESSIE.
No. I asked the soldier. Dick’s okay. But the soldier said you had been taken—
ANDERSON.
I! (Bewildered, he turns to Judith for an explanation.)
ANDERSON.
Me! (Confused, he looks at Judith for an explanation.)
JUDITH.
(coaxingly) All right, dear: I understand. (To Essie.) Thank you,
Essie, for coming; but I don’t need you now. You may go home.
JUDITH.
(coaxingly) Okay, sweetheart: I get it. (To Essie.) Thanks for coming, Essie, but I don't need you right now. You can head home.
ESSIE.
(suspicious) Are you sure Dick has not been touched? Perhaps he told the
soldier to say it was the minister. (Anxiously.) Mrs. Anderson: do you
think it can have been that?
ESSIE.
(suspicious) Are you sure Dick hasn’t been involved? Maybe he told the soldier to say it was the minister. (Anxiously.) Mrs. Anderson: do you think that could be the case?
ANDERSON.
Tell her the truth if it is so, Judith. She will learn it from the first
neighbor she meets in the street. (Judith turns away and covers her eyes
with her hands.)
ANDERSON.
Tell her the truth if that's the case, Judith. She'll hear it from the first neighbor she runs into on the street. (Judith turns away and covers her eyes with her hands.)
ESSIE.
(wailing). But what will they do to him? Oh, what will they do to him?
Will they hang him? (Judith shudders convulsively, and throws herself into
the chair in which Richard sat at the tea table.)
ESSIE.
(wailing). But what are they going to do to him? Oh, what are they going to do to him? Will they hang him? (Judith shudders violently and collapses into the chair where Richard sat at the tea table.)
ANDERSON.
(patting Essie’s shoulder and trying to comfort her). I hope not.
I hope not. Perhaps if you’re very quiet and patient, we may be able to
help him in some way.
ANDERSON.
(patting Essie’s shoulder and trying to comfort her). I hope not. I really hope not. If you can stay quiet and be patient, maybe we can find a way to help him.
ESSIE.
Yes—help him—yes, yes, yes. I’ll be good.
ESSIE.
Yes—help him—yes, yes, yes. I’ll be good.
ANDERSON.
I must go to him at once, Judith.
ANDERSON.
I need to go see him right now, Judith.
JUDITH.
(springing up). Oh no. You must go away—far away, to some place of
safety.
JUDITH.
(jumping up). Oh no. You need to leave—really far away, to somewhere safe.
ANDERSON.
Pooh!
ANDERSON.
Ugh!
JUDITH.
(passionately). Do you want to kill me? Do you think I can bear to live
for days and days with every knock at the door—every
footstep—giving me a spasm of terror? to lie awake for nights and nights
in an agony of dread, listening for them to come and arrest you?
JUDITH.
(passionately). Do you want to kill me? Do you really think I can stand living day after day, with every knock at the door—every footstep—making me jump with fear? Lying awake night after night, in a panic, waiting for them to come and arrest you?
ANDERSON.
Do you think it would be better to know that I had run away from my post at the
first sign of danger?
ANDERSON.
Do you think it would be better to know that I ran away from my post at the first sign of danger?
JUDITH.
(bitterly). Oh, you won’t go. I know it. You’ll stay; and I
shall go mad.
JUDITH.
(bitterly). Oh, you’re not leaving. I can tell. You’ll stick around; and I’m going to lose my mind.
ANDERSON.
My dear, your duty—
ANDERSON.
My dear, your responsibility—
JUDITH.
(fiercely). What do I care about my duty?
JUDITH.
(angrily). What do I care about my responsibilities?
ANDERSON.
(shocked). Judith!
ANDERSON.
(shocked). Judy!
JUDITH.
I am doing my duty. I am clinging to my duty. My duty is to get you away, to
save you, to leave him to his fate. (Essie utters a cry of distress and
sinks on the chair at the fire, sobbing silently.) My instinct is the same
as hers—to save him above all things, though it would be so much better
for him to die! so much greater! But I know you will take your own way as he
took it. I have no power. (She sits down sullenly on the railed seat.)
I’m only a woman: I can do nothing but sit here and suffer. Only, tell
him I tried to save you—that I did my best to save you.
JUDITH.
I’m doing what I have to do. I’m holding on to my responsibility. My responsibility is to get you away, to save you, and to leave him to his fate. (Essie lets out a cry of distress and sinks into the chair by the fire, sobbing quietly.) My instinct is the same as hers— to save him above everything else, even though it would be so much better for him to die! so much easier! But I know you will choose your own path just like he did. I have no power. (She sits down moodily on the railed seat.) I’m just a woman: I can do nothing but sit here and suffer. Just tell him I tried to save you—that I did everything I could to save you.
ANDERSON.
My dear, I am afraid he will be thinking more of his own danger than of mine.
ANDERSON.
My dear, I'm afraid he's going to be more concerned about his own safety than about mine.
JUDITH.
Stop; or I shall hate you.
JUDITH.
Stop; or I’ll dislike you.
ANDERSON.
(remonstrating). Come, am I to leave you if you talk like this! your
senses. (He turns to Essie.) Essie.
ANDERSON.
(protesting). Come on, am I supposed to leave you if you talk like this! Have some sense. (He turns to Essie.) Essie.
ESSIE.
(eagerly rising and drying her eyes). Yes?
ESSIE.
(quickly getting up and wiping her tears). Yes?
ANDERSON.
Just wait outside a moment, like a good girl: Mrs. Anderson is not well.
(Essie looks doubtful.) Never fear: I’ll come to you presently;
and I’ll go to Dick.
ANDERSON.
Just wait outside for a moment, like a good girl: Mrs. Anderson isn't feeling well.
(Essie looks unsure.) Don't worry: I’ll be with you soon; and I’ll check on Dick.
ESSIE.
You are sure you will go to him? (Whispering.) You won’t let her
prevent you?
ESSIE.
You’re sure you’re going to see him? (Whispering.) You won’t let her stop you?
ANDERSON.
(smiling). No, no: it’s all right. All right. (She goes.)
That’s a good girl. (He closes the door, and returns to Judith.)
ANDERSON.
(smiling). No, it’s fine. Really, it’s fine. (She leaves.)
Good girl. (He shuts the door and goes back to Judith.)
JUDITH.
(seated—rigid). You are going to your death.
JUDITH.
(sitting—tense). You’re heading to your death.
ANDERSON.
(quaintly). Then I shall go in my best coat, dear. (He turns to the
press, beginning to take off his coat.) Where—? (He stares at the
empty nail for a moment; then looks quickly round to the fire; strides across
to it; and lifts Richard’s coat.) Why, my dear, it seems that he has
gone in my best coat.
ANDERSON.
(playfully). Then I'll wear my best coat, dear. (He turns to the
rack, starting to take off his coat.) Where—? (He stares at the
empty hook for a moment; then glances quickly at the fire; strides over
to it; and picks up Richard’s coat.) Well, dear, it looks like he’s taken my best coat.
JUDITH.
(still motionless). Yes.
JUDITH.
(still motionless). Yeah.
ANDERSON.
Did the soldiers make a mistake?
ANDERSON.
Did the soldiers screw up?
JUDITH.
Yes: they made a mistake.
JUDITH.
Yes: they messed up.
ANDERSON.
He might have told them. Poor fellow, he was too upset, I suppose.
ANDERSON.
He could have told them. Poor guy, I guess he was just too upset.
JUDITH.
Yes: he might have told them. So might I.
JUDITH.
Yeah: he could have told them. So could I.
ANDERSON.
Well, it’s all very puzzling—almost funny. It’s curious how
these little things strike us even in the most— (he breaks off and
begins putting on Richard’s coat) I’d better take him his own
coat. I know what he’ll say— (imitating Richard’s sardonic
manner) “Anxious about my soul, Pastor, and also about your best
coat.” Eh?
ANDERSON.
Well, it’s all very confusing—almost hilarious. It’s interesting how these little things affect us even in the most— (he breaks off and starts putting on Richard’s coat) I’d better take him his own coat. I know what he’ll say— (imitating Richard’s sardonic tone) “Worried about my soul, Pastor, and also about your best coat.” Right?
JUDITH.
Yes, that is just what he will say to you. (Vacantly.) It doesn’t
matter: I shall never see either of you again.
JUDITH.
Yes, that’s exactly what he will say to you. (Vacantly.) It doesn’t matter: I’ll never see either of you again.
ANDERSON.
(rallying her). Oh pooh, pooh, pooh! (He sits down beside her.)
Is this how you keep your promise that I shan’t be ashamed of my brave
wife?
ANDERSON.
(encouraging her). Oh come on, come on! (He sits down next to her.)
Is this how you plan to show that I won’t be embarrassed by my courageous wife?
JUDITH.
No: this is how I break it. I cannot keep my promises to him: why should I keep
my promises to you?
JUDITH.
No: this is how I see it. I can't keep my promises to him, so why should I keep my promises to you?
ANDERSON.
Don’t speak so strangely, my love. It sounds insincere to me. (She
looks unutterable reproach at him.) Yes, dear, nonsense is always
insincere; and my dearest is talking nonsense. Just nonsense. (Her face
darkens into dumb obstinacy. She stares straight before her, and does not look
at him again, absorbed in Richard’s fate. He scans her face; sees that
his rallying has produced no effect; and gives it up, making no further effort
to conceal his anxiety.) I wish I knew what has frightened you so. Was
there a struggle? Did he fight?
ANDERSON.
Don’t talk so oddly, my love. It comes off as insincere to me. (She gives him an unexpressable look of disapproval.) Yes, dear, nonsense is always insincere; and my love is talking nonsense. Just nonsense. (Her expression shifts to stubborn silence. She stares blankly ahead, ignoring him, focused on Richard’s fate. He studies her face and realizes his attempts to lighten the mood have had no impact; he gives up and stops trying to hide his worry.) I wish I knew what has scared you so. Was there a struggle? Did he fight?
JUDITH.
No. He smiled.
JUDITH.
No. He grinned.
ANDERSON.
Did he realise his danger, do you think?
ANDERSON.
Do you think he realized his danger?
JUDITH.
He realised yours.
JUDITH.
He realized it's yours.
ANDERSON.
Mine!
ANDERSON.
Mine!
JUDITH.
(monotonously). He said, “See that you get him safely out of
harm’s way.” I promised: I can’t keep my promise. He said,
“Don’t for your life let him know of my danger.” I’ve
told you of it. He said that if you found it out, you could not save
him—that they will hang him and not spare you.
JUDITH.
(monotonously). He said, “Make sure you get him out of danger safely.” I promised, but I can’t keep that promise. He said, “Whatever you do, don’t let him know about my danger.” I’ve told you about it. He mentioned that if you found out, you wouldn’t be able to save him—that they would hang him and wouldn’t spare you either.
ANDERSON.
(rising in generous indignation). And you think that I will let a man
with that much good in him die like a dog, when a few words might make him die
like a Christian? I’m ashamed of you, Judith.
ANDERSON.
(standing up in righteous anger). And you think I would just let a man with so much goodness die like an animal, when a few words could help him die with dignity? I'm really disappointed in you, Judith.
JUDITH.
He will be steadfast in his religion as you are in yours; and you may depend on
him to the death. He said so.
JUDITH.
He will be just as committed to his faith as you are to yours; and you can count on him until the end. He said so.
ANDERSON.
God forgive him! What else did he say?
ANDERSON.
God forgive him! What else did he say?
JUDITH.
He said goodbye.
JUDITH.
He said bye.
ANDERSON.
(fidgeting nervously to and fro in great concern). Poor fellow, poor
fellow! You said goodbye to him in all kindness and charity, Judith, I hope.
ANDERSON.
(fidgeting nervously back and forth in great concern). Poor guy, poor guy! I hope you said goodbye to him with all kindness and compassion, Judith.
JUDITH.
I kissed him.
JUDITH.
I kissed him.
ANDERSON.
What! Judith!
ANDERSON.
What! Judith!
JUDITH.
Are you angry?
JUDITH.
Are you upset?
ANDERSON.
No, no. You were right: you were right. Poor fellow, poor fellow! (Greatly
distressed.) To be hanged like that at his age! And then did they take him
away?
ANDERSON.
No, no. You were right: you were right. Poor guy, poor guy! (Greatly distressed.) To be hanged like that at his age! And then did they take him away?
JUDITH.
(wearily). Then you were here: that’s the next thing I remember. I
suppose I fainted. Now bid me goodbye, Tony. Perhaps I shall faint again. I
wish I could die.
JUDITH.
(wearily). So then you were here: that’s the next thing I remember. I guess I passed out. Now say goodbye to me, Tony. Maybe I’ll pass out again. I wish I could just die.
ANDERSON.
No, no, my dear: you must pull yourself together and be sensible. I am in no
danger—not the least in the world.
ANDERSON.
No, no, my dear: you need to get a grip and be reasonable. I'm not in any danger—not at all.
JUDITH.
(solemnly). You are going to your death, Tony—your sure death, if
God will let innocent men be murdered. They will not let you see him: they will
arrest you the moment you give your name. It was for you the soldiers came.
JUDITH.
(seriously). You’re heading to your death, Tony—your certain death, if God allows innocent people to be killed. They won’t let you see him: they’ll arrest you the second you say your name. The soldiers came for you.
ANDERSON.
(thunderstruck). For me!!! (His fists clinch; his neck thickens; his
face reddens; the fleshy purses under his eyes become injected with hot blood;
the man of peace vanishes, transfigured into a choleric and formidable man of
war. Still, she does not come out of her absorption to look at him: her eyes
are steadfast with a mechanical reflection of Richard’s
stead-fastness.)
ANDERSON.
(shocked). For me!!! (His fists clench; his neck bulges; his face turns red; the bags under his eyes fill with blood; the peaceful man disappears, transformed into an angry and intimidating warrior. Still, she doesn’t break her focus to see him: her eyes are fixed with a mechanical reflection of Richard’s determination.)
JUDITH.
He took your place: he is dying to save you. That is why he went in your coat.
That is why I kissed him.
JUDITH.
He took your spot: he's sacrificing himself for you. That's why he wore your coat. That's why I kissed him.
ANDERSON.
(exploding). Blood an’ owns! (His voice is rough and dominant,
his gesture full of brute energy.) Here! Essie, Essie!
ANDERSON.
(exploding). Blood and guts! (His voice is harsh and commanding, his gesture full of raw energy.) Here! Essie, Essie!
ESSIE.
(running in). Yes.
ESSIE.
(running in). Yep.
ANDERSON.
(impetuously). Off with you as hard as you can run, to the inn. Tell
them to saddle the fastest and strongest horse they have (Judith rises
breathless, and stares at him incredulously)—the chestnut mare, if
she’s fresh—without a moment’s delay. Go into the stable yard
and tell the black man there that I’ll give him a silver dollar if the
horse is waiting for me when I come, and that I am close on your heels. Away
with you. (His energy sends Essie flying from the room. He pounces on his
riding boots; rushes with them to the chair at the fire; and begins pulling
them on.)
ANDERSON.
(impulsively). Get going, as fast as you can, to the inn. Tell them to get the fastest and strongest horse they have ready (Judith stands up, breathless, and looks at him in disbelief)—the chestnut mare, if she’s fresh—right away. Go to the stable yard and let the black guy there know that I’ll give him a silver dollar if the horse is waiting for me when I get there, and that I’m right behind you. Hurry up. (His energy sends Essie rushing out of the room. He grabs his riding boots, dashes to the chair by the fire, and starts putting them on.)
JUDITH.
(unable to believe such a thing of him). You are not going to him!
JUDITH.
(unable to believe he could do something like that). You’re not going to see him!
ANDERSON.
(busy with the boots). Going to him! What good would that do?
(Growling to himself as he gets the first boot on with a wrench)
I’ll go to them, so I will. (To Judith peremptorily) Get me the
pistols: I want them. And money, money: I want money—all the money in the
house. (He stoops over the other boot, grumbling) A great satisfaction
it would be to him to have my company on the gallows. (He pulls on the
boot.)
ANDERSON.
(busy with the boots). Going to him! What good would that do?
(Growling to himself as he gets the first boot on with a wrench)
I’ll go to them, for sure. (To Judith, firmly) Get me the pistols: I need them. And money, money: I want all the cash in the house. (He leans over the other boot, grumbling) It would be such a satisfaction for him to have my company on the gallows. (He pulls on the boot.)
JUDITH.
You are deserting him, then?
JUDITH.
Are you leaving him, then?
ANDERSON.
Hold your tongue, woman; and get me the pistols. (She goes to the press and
takes from it a leather belt with two pistols, a powder horn, and a bag of
bullets attached to it. She throws it on the table. Then she unlocks a drawer
in the press and takes out a purse. Anderson grabs the belt and buckles it on,
saying) If they took him for me in my coat, perhaps they’ll take me
for him in his. (Hitching the belt into its place) Do I look like him?
ANDERSON.
Be quiet, woman; and bring me the pistols. (She goes to the cupboard and takes out a leather belt with two pistols, a powder horn, and a bag of bullets attached to it. She tosses it on the table. Then she unlocks a drawer in the cupboard and pulls out a purse. Anderson grabs the belt and buckles it on, saying) If they mistook him for me in my coat, maybe they'll mistake me for him in his. (Adjusting the belt into place) Do I look like him?
JUDITH.
(turning with the purse in her hand). Horribly unlike him.
JUDITH.
(turning with the purse in her hand). So different from him.
ANDERSON.
(snatching the purse from her and emptying it on the table). Hm! We
shall see.
ANDERSON.
(grabbing the purse from her and dumping its contents on the table). Hm! We'll see.
JUDITH.
(sitting down helplessly). Is it of any use to pray, do you think, Tony?
JUDITH.
(sitting down helplessly). Do you think it’s any good to pray, Tony?
ANDERSON.
(counting the money). Pray! Can we pray Swindon’s rope off
Richard’s neck?
ANDERSON.
(counting the money). Please! Can we pray to get Swindon's rope off Richard's neck?
JUDITH.
God may soften Major Swindon’s heart.
JUDITH.
Maybe God will change Major Swindon’s mind.
ANDERSON.
(contemptuously—pocketing a handful of money). Let him, then. I am
not God; and I must go to work another way. (Judith gasps at the blasphemy.
He throws the purse on the table.) Keep that. I’ve taken 25 dollars.
ANDERSON.
(disdainfully—putting a handful of money in his pocket). Let him do what he wants. I'm not God; I have to find another way to get things done. (Judith gasps at the blasphemy. He tosses the purse onto the table.) Keep that. I’ve taken 25 dollars.
JUDITH.
Have you forgotten even that you are a minister?
JUDITH.
Have you really forgotten that you’re a minister?
ANDERSON.
Minister be—faugh! My hat: where’s my hat? (He snatches up hat
and cloak, and puts both on in hot haste.) Now listen, you. If you can get
a word with him by pretending you’re his wife, tell him to hold his
tongue until morning: that will give me all the start I need.
ANDERSON.
Minister be—ugh! Where’s my hat? (He grabs his hat and cloak and puts them on quickly.) Now listen, you. If you can talk to him by pretending to be his wife, tell him to keep quiet until morning: that will give me the head start I need.
JUDITH.
(solemnly). You may depend on him to the death.
JUDITH.
(seriously). You can count on him without hesitation.
ANDERSON.
You’re a fool, a fool, Judith (for a moment checking the torrent of
his haste, and speaking with something of his old quiet and impressive
conviction). You don’t know the man you’re married to.
(Essie returns. He swoops at her at once.) Well: is the horse ready?
ANDERSON.
You’re an idiot, Judith (pausing briefly to calm his rushed words, speaking with a bit of his former calm and strong belief). You don’t really know the man you’re married to. (Essie comes back. He immediately turns to her.) So, is the horse ready?
ESSIE.
(breathless). It will be ready when you come.
ESSIE.
(breathless). It will be ready when you get here.
ANDERSON.
Good. (He makes for the door.)
ANDERSON.
Good. (He heads for the door.)
JUDITH.
(rising and stretching out her arms after him involuntarily).
Won’t you say goodbye?
JUDITH.
(standing and reaching out her arms toward him without thinking).
Aren't you going to say goodbye?
ANDERSON.
And waste another half minute! Psha! (He rushes out like an avalanche.)
ANDERSON.
And waste another half minute! Ugh! (He rushes out like a whirlwind.)
ESSIE.
(hurrying to Judith). He has gone to save Richard, hasn’t he?
ESSIE.
(running to Judith). He's gone to save Richard, right?
JUDITH.
To save Richard! No: Richard has saved him. He has gone to save himself.
Richard must die.
JUDITH.
To save Richard! No: Richard has saved himself. He has gone to take care of his own needs.
Richard must die.
Essie screams with terror and falls on her knees, hiding her face. Judith, without heeding her, looks rigidly straight in front of her, at the vision of Richard, dying.
Essie screams in fear and drops to her knees, covering her face. Judith, ignoring her, stares rigidly ahead at the sight of Richard, dying.
ACT III
Early next morning the sergeant, at the British headquarters in the Town Hall, unlocks the door of a little empty panelled waiting room, and invites Judith to enter. She has had a bad night, probably a rather delirious one; for even in the reality of the raw morning, her fixed gaze comes back at moments when her attention is not strongly held.
Early the next morning, the sergeant at the British headquarters in the Town Hall unlocks the door to a small empty waiting room and invites Judith to come in. She’s had a rough night, likely a pretty delirious one; even in the stark reality of the early morning, her blank stare returns at times when her focus isn’t firmly engaged.
The sergeant considers that her feelings do her credit, and is sympathetic in an encouraging military way. Being a fine figure of a man, vain of his uniform and of his rank, he feels specially qualified, in a respectful way, to console her.
The sergeant thinks her feelings are commendable and is supportive in a motivating military manner. Being a well-built man, proud of his uniform and rank, he feels particularly suited, in a respectful way, to offer her comfort.
THE SERGEANT.
You can have a quiet word with him here, mum.
THE SERGEANT.
You can have a private chat with him here, Mom.
JUDITH.
Shall I have long to wait?
JUDITH.
Will I have to wait long?
THE SERGEANT.
No, mum, not a minute. We kep him in the Bridewell for the night; and
he’s just been brought over here for the court martial. Don’t fret,
mum: he slep like a child, and has made a rare good breakfast.
THE SERGEANT.
No, ma'am, not for a minute. We kept him in the Bridewell for the night, and he’s just been brought over here for the court martial. Don’t worry, ma'am: he slept like a baby and had a really good breakfast.
JUDITH.
(incredulously). He is in good spirits!
JUDITH.
(in disbelief). He's in a good mood!
THE SERGEANT.
Tip top, mum. The chaplain looked in to see him last night; and he won
seventeen shillings off him at spoil five. He spent it among us like the
gentleman he is. Duty’s duty, mum, of course; but you’re among
friends here. (The tramp of a couple of soldiers is heard approaching.)
There: I think he’s coming. (Richard comes in, without a sign of care
or captivity in his bearing. The sergeant nods to the two soldiers, and shows
them the key of the room in his hand. They withdraw.) Your good lady, sir.
THE SERGEANT.
All good, ma'am. The chaplain dropped by to see him last night; and he won seventeen shillings off him in a game. He spent it on us like the gentleman he is. Duty’s duty, ma'am, for sure; but you’re with friends here. (The sound of a couple of soldiers approaching is heard.) There he is. (Richard enters, showing no sign of care or captivity. The sergeant nods to the two soldiers and holds up the key to the room. They leave.) Your good sir.
RICHARD.
(going to her). What! My wife. My adored one. (He takes her hand and
kisses it with a perverse, raffish gallantry.) How long do you allow a
brokenhearted husband for leave-taking, Sergeant?
RICHARD.
(walking over to her). What! My wife. My beloved. (He takes her hand and kisses it with a cheeky, charming flair.) How long do you give a heartbroken husband to say goodbye, Sergeant?
THE SERGEANT.
As long as we can, sir. We shall not disturb you till the court sits.
THE SERGEANT.
As long as we can, sir. We won't disturb you until the court starts.
RICHARD.
But it has struck the hour.
RICHARD.
But the time has come.
THE SERGEANT.
So it has, sir; but there’s a delay. General Burgoyne’s just
arrived—Gentlemanly Johnny we call him, sir—and he won’t have
done finding fault with everything this side of half past. I know him, sir: I
served with him in Portugal. You may count on twenty minutes, sir; and by your
leave I won’t waste any more of them. (He goes out, locking the door.
Richard immediately drops his raffish manner and turns to Judith with
considerate sincerity.)
THE SERGEANT.
It has, sir; but there's a hold-up. General Burgoyne just got here— we call him Gentlemanly Johnny, sir—and he’ll spend at least half an hour criticizing everything. I know him well, sir: I served with him in Portugal. You can count on a twenty-minute wait, sir; and if you don’t mind, I won’t waste any more of that time. (He exits, locking the door. Richard instantly drops his reckless demeanor and turns to Judith with genuine concern.)
RICHARD.
Mrs. Anderson: this visit is very kind of you. And how are you after last
night? I had to leave you before you recovered; but I sent word to Essie to go
and look after you. Did she understand the message?
RICHARD.
Mrs. Anderson: Thank you for coming over. How are you feeling after last night? I had to leave before you were fully recovered, but I made sure to send a message to Essie to check in on you. Did she get the message?
JUDITH.
(breathless and urgent). Oh, don’t think of me: I haven’t
come here to talk about myself. Are they going to—to— (meaning
“to hang you”)?
JUDITH.
(breathless and urgent). Oh, don’t focus on me: I didn’t come here to talk about myself. Are they going to—to— (meaning “to hang you”)?
RICHARD.
(whimsically). At noon, punctually. At least, that was when they
disposed of Uncle Peter. (She shudders.) Is your husband safe? Is he on
the wing?
RICHARD.
(playfully). At noon, exactly. At least, that’s when they took care of Uncle Peter. (She shudders.) Is your husband okay? Is he on the move?
JUDITH.
He is no longer my husband.
JUDITH.
He's not my husband now.
RICHARD.
(opening his eyes wide). Eh!
RICHARD.
(widening his eyes). Wow!
JUDITH.
I disobeyed you. I told him everything. I expected him to come here and save
you. I wanted him to come here and save you. He ran away instead.
JUDITH.
I disobeyed you. I told him everything. I thought he would come here and save you. I wanted him to come here and save you. Instead, he ran away.
RICHARD.
Well, that’s what I meant him to do. What good would his staying have
done? They’d only have hanged us both.
RICHARD.
Well, that’s exactly what I wanted him to do. What would have been the point of him staying? They would have just hanged us both.
JUDITH.
(with reproachful earnestness). Richard Dudgeon: on your honour, what
would you have done in his place?
JUDITH.
(with a serious tone of reproach). Richard Dudgeon: honestly, what would you have done if you were him?
RICHARD.
Exactly what he has done, of course.
RICHARD.
Exactly what he did, of course.
JUDITH.
Oh, why will you not be simple with me—honest and straightforward? If you
are so selfish as that, why did you let them take you last night?
JUDITH.
Oh, why can't you just be honest with me—direct and straightforward? If you're going to be that selfish, then why did you let them take you last night?
RICHARD.
(gaily). Upon my life, Mrs. Anderson, I don’t know. I’ve
been asking myself that question ever since; and I can find no manner of reason
for acting as I did.
RICHARD.
(cheerfully). Honestly, Mrs. Anderson, I have no idea. I’ve been wondering that ever since, and I can’t figure out why I acted the way I did.
JUDITH.
You know you did it for his sake, believing he was a more worthy man than
yourself.
JUDITH.
You know you did it for him, thinking he was a better person than you.
RICHARD.
(laughing). Oho! No: that’s a very pretty reason, I must say; but
I’m not so modest as that. No: it wasn’t for his sake.
RICHARD.
(laughing). Oh! No, that's a really nice reason, I have to admit; but I'm not that modest. Nope, it wasn't for his sake.
JUDITH.
(after a pause, during which she looks shamefacedly at him, blushing
painfully). Was it for my sake?
JUDITH.
(after a pause, during which she looks at him with embarrassment, blushing deeply). Was it for me?
RICHARD.
(gallantly). Well, you had a hand in it. It must have been a little for
your sake. You let them take me, at all events.
RICHARD.
(gallantly). Well, you played a part in it. It must have been somewhat for your benefit. You allowed them to take me, in any case.
JUDITH.
Oh, do you think I have not been telling myself that all night? Your death will
be at my door. (Impulsively, she gives him her hand, and adds, with intense
earnestness) If I could save you as you saved him, I would do it, no matter
how cruel the death was.
JUDITH.
Oh, do you really think I haven't been telling myself that all night? Your death will be knocking on my door. (Impulsively, she gives him her hand, and adds, with deep sincerity) If I could save you like you saved him, I would do it, no matter how painful the death was.
RICHARD.
(holding her hand and smiling, but keeping her almost at arm’s
length). I am very sure I shouldn’t let you.
RICHARD.
(holding her hand and smiling, but keeping her almost at arm’s
length). I’m pretty sure I shouldn’t let you.
JUDITH.
Don’t you see that I can save you?
JUDITH.
Don’t you see that I can help you?
RICHARD.
How? By changing clothes with me, eh?
RICHARD.
How? By swapping clothes with me, huh?
JUDITH.
(disengaging her hand to touch his lips with it). Don’t
(meaning “Don’t jest”). No: by telling the Court who
you really are.
JUDITH.
(pulling her hand away to touch his lips with it). Don’t
(which means “Don’t joke”). No: by revealing to the Court who
you really are.
RICHARD.
(frowning). No use: they wouldn’t spare me; and it would spoil
half of his chance of escaping. They are determined to cow us by making an
example of somebody on that gallows to-day. Well, let us cow them by showing
that we can stand by one another to the death. That is the only force that can
send Burgoyne back across the Atlantic and make America a nation.
RICHARD.
(frowning). No point: they won’t let me go; and it would ruin half of his chance to get away. They’re set on scaring us by hanging someone today. Well, let’s scare them by proving that we can stick together until the end. That’s the only strength that can push Burgoyne back across the Atlantic and make America a nation.
JUDITH.
(impatiently). Oh, what does all that matter?
JUDITH.
(impatiently). Oh, what does any of that matter?
RICHARD.
(laughing). True: what does it matter? what does anything matter? You
see, men have these strange notions, Mrs. Anderson; and women see the folly of
them.
RICHARD.
(laughing). It's true: what does it matter? What does anything matter? You know, guys have these weird ideas, Mrs. Anderson; and women understand how silly they are.
JUDITH.
Women have to lose those they love through them.
JUDITH.
Women have to lose the people they love because of them.
RICHARD.
They can easily get fresh lovers.
RICHARD.
They can easily find new lovers.
JUDITH.
(revolted). Oh! (Vehemently) Do you realise that you are going to
kill yourself?
JUDITH.
(disgusted). Oh! (Intensely) Do you understand that you’re going to kill yourself?
RICHARD.
The only man I have any right to kill, Mrs. Anderson. Don’t be concerned:
no woman will lose her lover through my death. (Smiling) Bless you,
nobody cares for me. Have you heard that my mother is dead?
RICHARD.
The only person I have any right to kill, Mrs. Anderson. Don't worry: no woman will lose her partner because of my death. (Smiling) Thank you, nobody cares about me. Have you heard that my mom has passed away?
JUDITH.
Dead!
JUDITH.
Deceased!
RICHARD.
Of heart disease—in the night. Her last word to me was her curse: I
don’t think I could have borne her blessing. My other relatives will not
grieve much on my account. Essie will cry for a day or two; but I have provided
for her: I made my own will last night.
RICHARD.
Of heart disease—at night. Her last word to me was her curse: I don’t think I could have handled her blessing. My other relatives won’t grieve much for me. Essie will cry for a day or two, but I’ve taken care of her: I wrote my will last night.
JUDITH.
(stonily, after a moment’s silence). And I!
JUDITH.
(emotionless, after a brief pause). And me!
RICHARD.
(surprised). You?
RICHARD.
(surprised) You?
JUDITH.
Yes, I. Am I not to care at all?
JUDITH.
Yeah, I am. Am I supposed to not care at all?
RICHARD.
(gaily and bluntly). Not a scrap. Oh, you expressed your feelings
towards me very frankly yesterday. What happened may have softened you for the
moment; but believe me, Mrs. Anderson, you don’t like a bone in my skin
or a hair on my head. I shall be as good a riddance at 12 today as I should
have been at 12 yesterday.
RICHARD.
(cheerfully and honestly). Not a bit. Oh, you were very open about your feelings towards me yesterday. What happened might have made you feel differently for a moment, but believe me, Mrs. Anderson, you don’t like a single bone in my body or a hair on my head. I’ll be just as much of a relief at 12 today as I would have been at 12 yesterday.
JUDITH.
(her voice trembling). What can I do to show you that you are mistaken?
JUDITH.
(her voice shaking). What can I do to prove to you that you're wrong?
RICHARD.
Don’t trouble. I’ll give you credit for liking me a little better
than you did. All I say is that my death will not break your heart.
RICHARD.
Don’t worry about it. I appreciate that you like me a bit more than you used to. All I’m saying is that my death won’t really upset you.
JUDITH.
(almost in a whisper). How do you know? (She puts her hands on his
shoulders and looks intently at him.)
JUDITH.
(almost in a whisper). How do you know? (She places her hands on his shoulders and gazes intently at him.)
RICHARD.
(amazed—divining the truth). Mrs. Anderson!!! (The bell of the
town clock strikes the quarter. He collects himself, and removes her hands,
saying rather coldly) Excuse me: they will be here for me presently. It is
too late.
RICHARD.
(astonished—realizing the truth). Mrs. Anderson!!! (The town clock chimes the quarter hour. He regains his composure and gently pulls her hands away, speaking somewhat coolly) Sorry, but they’ll be here for me soon. It’s too late.
JUDITH.
It is not too late. Call me as witness: they will never kill you when they know
how heroically you have acted.
JUDITH.
It's not too late. Call me as a witness: they'll never harm you when they realize how bravely you've acted.
RICHARD.
(with some scorn). Indeed! But if I don’t go through with it,
where will the heroism be? I shall simply have tricked them; and they’ll
hang me for that like a dog. Serve me right too!
RICHARD.
(with some scorn). Really! But if I don't follow through, where's the heroism in that? I would just be fooling them; and they'd execute me for that like a dog. It would be well deserved too!
JUDITH.
(wildly). Oh, I believe you WANT to die.
JUDITH.
(wildly). Oh, I really think you want to die.
RICHARD.
(obstinately). No I don’t.
RICHARD.
(stubbornly). No, I don’t.
JUDITH.
Then why not try to save yourself? I implore you—listen. You said just
now that you saved him for my sake—yes (clutching him as he recoils
with a gesture of denial) a little for my sake. Well, save yourself for my
sake. And I will go with you to the end of the world.
JUDITH.
Then why not try to save yourself? I beg you—just listen. You just said that you saved him for my sake—yes (grabbing him as he pulls away with a gesture of denial) a little for my sake. Well, save yourself for my sake. And I’ll go with you to the ends of the earth.
RICHARD.
(taking her by the wrists and holding her a little way from him, looking
steadily at her). Judith.
RICHARD.
(grabbing her wrists and pulling her slightly away from him, looking directly at her). Judith.
JUDITH.
(breathless—delighted at the name). Yes.
JUDITH.
(breathless—excited by the name). Yes.
RICHARD.
If I said—to please you—that I did what I did ever so little for
your sake, I lied as men always lie to women. You know how much I have lived
with worthless men—aye, and worthless women too. Well, they could all
rise to some sort of goodness and kindness when they were in love. (The word
love comes from him with true Puritan scorn.) That has taught me to set
very little store by the goodness that only comes out red hot. What I did last
night, I did in cold blood, caring not half so much for your husband, or
(ruthlessly) for you (she droops, stricken) as I do for myself. I
had no motive and no interest: all I can tell you is that when it came to the
point whether I would take my neck out of the noose and put another man’s
into it, I could not do it. I don’t know why not: I see myself as a fool
for my pains; but I could not and I cannot. I have been brought up standing by
the law of my own nature; and I may not go against it, gallows or no gallows.
(She has slowly raised her head and is now looking full at him.) I
should have done the same for any other man in the town, or any other
man’s wife. (Releasing her.) Do you understand that?
RICHARD.
If I said—just to satisfy you—that I did what I did even a little for your sake, I’d be lying like men always lie to women. You know how much I've been around worthless men—and yes, worthless women too. Well, they could all show some goodness and kindness when they were in love. (The word love comes from him with true Puritan scorn.) That’s made me value very little the goodness that only comes out fiercely. What I did last night, I did without emotion, caring much less for your husband or (ruthlessly) for you (she droops, stricken) than I do for myself. I had no motive and no interest: all I can tell you is that when it came down to whether I would save myself or put another man in danger, I just couldn't do it. I don’t know why not: I see myself as a fool for my troubles; but I couldn’t and still can’t. I’ve been raised to follow the law of my own nature, and I can’t go against it, gallows or no gallows. (She has slowly raised her head and is now looking full at him.) I would have done the same for any other man in town, or any other man’s wife. (Releasing her.) Do you understand that?
JUDITH.
Yes: you mean that you do not love me.
JUDITH.
Yes: you mean that you don't love me.
RICHARD.
(revolted—with fierce contempt). Is that all it means to you?
RICHARD.
(revolted—with fierce contempt). Is that all it means to you?
JUDITH.
What more—what worse—can it mean to me?
JUDITH.
What more—what could be worse—could this mean for me?
(The sergeant knocks. The blow on the door jars on her heart.) Oh, one moment more. (She throws herself on her knees.) I pray to you—
(The sergeant knocks. The sound of the knock makes her heart race.) Oh, just a moment longer. (She drops to her knees.) I beg you—
RICHARD.
Hush! (Calling) Come in. (The sergeant unlocks the door and opens it.
The guard is with him.)
RICHARD.
Quiet! (Calling) Come in. (The sergeant unlocks the door and opens it. The guard is with him.)
THE SERGEANT.
(coming in). Time’s up, sir.
THE SERGEANT.
(coming in). Time’s up, sir.
RICHARD.
Quite ready, Sergeant. Now, my dear. (He attempts to raise her.)
RICHARD.
All set, Sergeant. Now, my dear. (He tries to help her up.)
JUDITH.
(clinging to him). Only one thing more—I entreat, I implore you.
Let me be present in the court. I have seen Major Swindon: he said I should be
allowed if you asked it. You will ask it. It is my last request: I shall never
ask you anything again. (She clasps his knee.) I beg and pray it of you.
JUDITH.
(clinging to him). There’s just one more thing—I’m begging you. Please let me be there in court. I’ve talked to Major Swindon: he said I could be allowed in if you requested it. You will ask for it. This is my last request: I won’t ask you for anything else after this. (She clasps his knee.) I’m really pleading with you for this.
RICHARD.
If I do, will you be silent?
RICHARD.
If I do, will you keep quiet?
JUDITH.
Yes.
JUDITH.
Yeah.
RICHARD.
You will keep faith?
RICHARD.
Are you going to stay loyal?
JUDITH.
I will keep— (She breaks down, sobbing.)
JUDITH.
I will keep— (She breaks down, crying.)
RICHARD.
(taking her arm to lift her). Just—her other arm, Sergeant.
RICHARD.
(taking her arm to lift her). Just—her other arm, Sergeant.
They go out, she sobbing convulsively, supported by the two men.
They head outside, with her crying uncontrollably, leaning on the two men for support.
Meanwhile, the Council Chamber is ready for the court martial. It is a large, lofty room, with a chair of state in the middle under a tall canopy with a gilt crown, and maroon curtains with the royal monogram G. R. In front of the chair is a table, also draped in maroon, with a bell, a heavy inkstand, and writing materials on it. Several chairs are set at the table. The door is at the right hand of the occupant of the chair of state when it has an occupant: at present it is empty. Major Swindon, a pale, sandy-haired, very conscientious looking man of about 45, sits at the end of the table with his back to the door, writing. He is alone until the sergeant announces the General in a subdued manner which suggests that Gentlemanly Johnny has been making his presence felt rather heavily.
Meanwhile, the Council Chamber is set for the court martial. It’s a large, lofty room with a state chair in the center under a tall canopy adorned with a gilt crown, and maroon curtains displaying the royal monogram G. R. In front of the chair is a table, also draped in maroon, equipped with a bell, a heavy inkstand, and writing materials. Several chairs are arranged at the table. The door is on the right side of the chair when it’s occupied; currently, it’s empty. Major Swindon, a pale, sandy-haired man who looks very conscientious at about 45, sits at the end of the table with his back to the door, writing. He is alone until the sergeant announces the General in a subdued tone that suggests Gentlemanly Johnny has been making his presence known rather forcefully.
THE SERGEANT.
The General, sir.
THE SERGEANT.
The General, sir.
Swindon rises hastily. The General comes in, the sergeant goes out. General Burgoyne is 55, and very well preserved. He is a man of fashion, gallant enough to have made a distinguished marriage by an elopement, witty enough to write successful comedies, aristocratically-connected enough to have had opportunities of high military distinction. His eyes, large, brilliant, apprehensive, and intelligent, are his most remarkable feature: without them his fine nose and small mouth would suggest rather more fastidiousness and less force than go to the making of a first rate general. Just now the eyes are angry and tragic, and the mouth and nostrils tense.
Swindon rises quickly. The General comes in, and the sergeant leaves. General Burgoyne is 55 and very well preserved. He's a fashionable man, daring enough to have had a notable marriage through an elopement, clever enough to write successful comedies, and well-connected enough to have had chances for high military recognition. His most striking feature is his large, brilliant, alert, and intelligent eyes; without them, his fine nose and small mouth might imply more pretentiousness and less strength than what it takes to be a first-rate general. Right now, his eyes look angry and tragic, and his mouth and nostrils are tense.
BURGOYNE.
Major Swindon, I presume.
BURGOYNE.
Major Swindon, I assume.
SWINDON.
Yes. General Burgoyne, if I mistake not. (They bow to one another
ceremoniously.) I am glad to have the support of your presence this
morning. It is not particularly lively business, hanging this poor devil of a
minister.
SWINDON.
Yes. General Burgoyne, if I'm not mistaken. (They bow to each other formally.) I'm glad to have your support this morning. It's not a very cheerful task, hanging this poor minister.
BURGOYNE.
(throwing himself onto Swindon’s chair). No, sir, it is not. It is
making too much of the fellow to execute him: what more could you have done if
he had been a member of the Church of England? Martyrdom, sir, is what these
people like: it is the only way in which a man can become famous without
ability. However, you have committed us to hanging him: and the sooner he is
hanged the better.
BURGOYNE.
(throwing himself onto Swindon’s chair). No, sir, it isn’t. It’s overdoing it to execute him: what more would you have done if he were a member of the Church of England? Martyrdom, sir, is what these people want: it’s the only way a guy can get famous without any talent. However, you’ve made it clear we’re going to hang him: and the sooner he’s hanged, the better.
SWINDON.
We have arranged it for 12 o’clock. Nothing remains to be done except to
try him.
SWINDON.
We've scheduled it for 12 o'clock. There's nothing left to do except to put him to the test.
BURGOYNE.
(looking at him with suppressed anger). Nothing—except to save our
own necks, perhaps. Have you heard the news from Springtown?
BURGOYNE.
(looking at him with suppressed anger). Nothing—unless it's to save ourselves, maybe. Have you heard the news from Springtown?
SWINDON.
Nothing special. The latest reports are satisfactory.
SWINDON.
Nothing special. The latest reports are good.
BURGOYNE.
(rising in amazement). Satisfactory, sir! Satisfactory!! (He stares
at him for a moment, and then adds, with grim intensity) I am glad you take
that view of them.
BURGOYNE.
(standing up in disbelief). Satisfactory, sir! Satisfactory!! (He looks at him for a moment, then adds with serious intensity) I’m glad you see it that way.
SWINDON.
(puzzled). Do I understand that in your opinion—
SWINDON.
(puzzled). Am I getting it right that you think—
BURGOYNE.
I do not express my opinion. I never stoop to that habit of profane language
which unfortunately coarsens our profession. If I did, sir, perhaps I should be
able to express my opinion of the news from Springtown—the news which YOU
(severely) have apparently not heard. How soon do you get news from your
supports here?—in the course of a month eh?
BURGOYNE.
I don’t share my opinion. I never lower myself to using the foul language that sadly degrades our profession. If I did, sir, maybe I could tell you what I think about the news from Springtown—the news that YOU (severely) seem not to have heard. How soon do you get updates from your supports here?—once a month, right?
SWINDON.
(turning sulky). I suppose the reports have been taken to you, sir,
instead of to me. Is there anything serious?
SWINDON.
(turning sulky). I guess the reports were brought to you, sir, instead of me. Is there something serious?
BURGOYNE.
(taking a report from his pocket and holding it up). Springtown’s
in the hands of the rebels. (He throws the report on the table.)
BURGOYNE.
(taking a report from his pocket and holding it up). Springtown’s under the control of the rebels. (He throws the report on the table.)
SWINDON.
(aghast). Since yesterday!
SWINDON.
(shocked). Since yesterday!
BURGOYNE.
Since two o’clock this morning. Perhaps WE shall be in their hands before
two o’clock to-morrow morning. Have you thought of that?
BURGOYNE.
Since 2:00 AM this morning. Maybe we’ll be in their hands before 2:00 AM tomorrow. Have you thought about that?
SWINDON.
(confidently). As to that, General, the British soldier will give a good
account of himself.
SWINDON.
(with confidence). In that regard, General, the British soldier will hold his own.
BURGOYNE.
(bitterly). And therefore, I suppose, sir, the British officer need not
know his business: the British soldier will get him out of all his blunders
with the bayonet. In future, sir, I must ask you to be a little less generous
with the blood of your men, and a little more generous with your own brains.
BURGOYNE.
(bitterly). So, I guess, sir, the British officer doesn't need to know what he's doing: the British soldier will just bail him out of all his mistakes with the bayonet. From now on, sir, I need you to be a bit less generous with the lives of your men and a bit more generous with your own intelligence.
SWINDON.
I am sorry I cannot pretend to your intellectual eminence, sir. I can only do
my best, and rely on the devotion of my countrymen.
SWINDON.
I'm sorry I can't pretend to your intellectual greatness, sir. I can only do my best and count on the loyalty of my fellow countrymen.
BURGOYNE.
(suddenly becoming suavely sarcastic). May I ask are you writing a
melodrama, Major Swindon?
BURGOYNE.
(suddenly becoming smoothly sarcastic). Can I ask if you’re writing a melodrama, Major Swindon?
SWINDON.
(flushing). No, sir.
SWINDON.
(flushing). No, thanks.
BURGOYNE.
What a pity! WHAT a pity! (Dropping his sarcastic tone and facing him
suddenly and seriously) Do you at all realize, sir, that we have nothing
standing between us and destruction but our own bluff and the sheepishness of
these colonists? They are men of the same English stock as ourselves: six to
one of us (repeating it emphatically), six to one, sir; and nearly half
our troops are Hessians, Brunswickers, German dragoons, and Indians with
scalping knives. These are the countrymen on whose devotion you rely! Suppose
the colonists find a leader! Suppose the news from Springtown should turn out
to mean that they have already found a leader! What shall we do then? Eh?
BURGOYNE.
What a shame! WHAT a shame! (Dropping his sarcastic tone and facing him suddenly and seriously) Do you even realize, sir, that we have nothing standing between us and destruction except our own bluff and the awkwardness of these colonists? They come from the same English background as we do: six of them for every one of us (repeating it emphatically), six to one, sir; and nearly half our troops are Hessians, Brunswickers, German dragoons, and Indians with scalping knives. These are the countrymen you rely on for loyalty! What if the colonists find a leader? What if the news from Springtown turns out to mean they’ve already found one? What will we do then? Eh?
SWINDON.
(sullenly). Our duty, sir, I presume.
SWINDON.
(grumpily). I guess this is our responsibility, sir.
BURGOYNE.
(again sarcastic—giving him up as a fool). Quite so, quite so.
Thank you, Major Swindon, thank you. Now you’ve settled the question,
sir—thrown a flood of light on the situation. What a comfort to me to
feel that I have at my side so devoted and able an officer to support me in
this emergency! I think, sir, it will probably relieve both our feelings if we
proceed to hang this dissenter without further delay (he strikes the
bell), especially as I am debarred by my principles from the customary
military vent for my feelings. (The sergeant appears.) Bring your man
in.
BURGOYNE.
(again sarcastic—giving him up as a fool). Exactly, exactly.
Thank you, Major Swindon, thank you. Now you’ve clarified the situation, sir—shed some light on what’s going on. What a relief for me to know I have such a dedicated and capable officer by my side to support me in this crisis! I think, sir, it will probably make us both feel better if we go ahead and hang this dissenter without any more delay (he strikes the bell), especially since I'm held back by my principles from the usual military outlet for my feelings. (The sergeant appears.) Bring your man in.
THE SERGEANT.
Yes, sir.
THE SERGEANT.
Yes, sir.
BURGOYNE.
And mention to any officer you may meet that the court cannot wait any longer
for him.
BURGOYNE.
And let any officer you encounter know that the court can’t wait any longer for him.
SWINDON.
(keeping his temper with difficulty). The staff is perfectly ready, sir.
They have been waiting your convenience for fully half an hour. PERFECTLY
ready, sir.
SWINDON.
(struggling to stay calm). The staff is all set, sir. They have been waiting for you for a full half hour. ALL set, sir.
BURGOYNE.
(blandly). So am I. (Several officers come in and take their seats.
One of them sits at the end of the table furthest from the door, and acts
throughout as clerk to the court, making notes of the proceedings. The uniforms
are those of the 9th, 20th, 21st, 24th, 47th, 53rd, and 62nd British Infantry.
One officer is a Major General of the Royal Artillery. There are also German
officers of the Hessian Rifles, and of German dragoon and Brunswicker
regiments.) Oh, good morning, gentlemen. Sorry to disturb you, I am sure.
Very good of you to spare us a few moments.
BURGOYNE.
(calmly). So am I. (Several officers enter and take their seats. One of them sits at the far end of the table, away from the door, and serves as the court's clerk, taking notes on the proceedings. The uniforms belong to the 9th, 20th, 21st, 24th, 47th, 53rd, and 62nd British Infantry. One officer holds the rank of Major General in the Royal Artillery. There are also German officers from the Hessian Rifles, as well as German dragoon and Brunswicker regiments.) Oh, good morning, gentlemen. I apologize for interrupting you. I really appreciate you taking a moment for us.
SWINDON.
Will you preside, sir?
SWINDON.
Will you preside, sir?
BURGOYNE.
(becoming additionally, polished, lofty, sarcastic and urbane now that he is
in public). No, sir: I feel my own deficiencies too keenly to presume so
far. If you will kindly allow me, I will sit at the feet of Gamaliel. (He
takes the chair at the end of the table next the door, and motions Swindon to
the chair of state, waiting for him to be seated before sitting himself.)
BURGOYNE.
(becoming more polished, elevated, sarcastic, and sophisticated now that he is in public). No, sir: I'm too aware of my own shortcomings to assume anything like that. If you don't mind, I’ll take a seat at the feet of Gamaliel. (He takes the chair at the end of the table next to the door and gestures for Swindon to take the chair of state, waiting for him to be seated before sitting down himself.)
SWINDON.
(greatly annoyed). As you please, sir. I am only trying to do my duty
under excessively trying circumstances. (He takes his place in the chair of
state.)
SWINDON.
(very annoyed). As you wish, sir. I'm just trying to do my job under really difficult circumstances. (He takes his place in the chair of state.)
Burgoyne, relaxing his studied demeanor for the moment, sits down and begins to read the report with knitted brows and careworn looks, reflecting on his desperate situation and Swindon’s uselessness. Richard is brought in. Judith walks beside him. Two soldiers precede and two follow him, with the sergeant in command. They cross the room to the wall opposite the door; but when Richard has just passed before the chair of state the sergeant stops him with a touch on the arm, and posts himself behind him, at his elbow. Judith stands timidly at the wall. The four soldiers place themselves in a squad near her.
Burgoyne, momentarily dropping his serious attitude, sits down and starts reading the report, his brow furrowed and his expression weary, contemplating his dire circumstances and Swindon’s incompetence. Richard is brought in. Judith walks alongside him. Two soldiers lead the way and two follow, with the sergeant in charge. They make their way across the room to the wall opposite the door; just as Richard passes in front of the chair of state, the sergeant stops him with a touch on the arm and positions himself behind him, at his side. Judith stands nervously by the wall. The four soldiers form a group near her.
BURGOYNE.
(looking up and seeing Judith). Who is that woman?
BURGOYNE.
(looking up and seeing Judith). Who is that woman?
THE SERGEANT.
Prisoner’s wife, sir.
THE SERGEANT.
Prisoner's wife, sir.
SWINDON.
(nervously). She begged me to allow her to be present; and I
thought—
SWINDON.
(nervously). She begged me to let her be there; and I thought—
BURGOYNE.
(completing the sentence for him ironically). You thought it would be a
pleasure for her. Quite so, quite so. (Blandly) Give the lady a chair;
and make her thoroughly comfortable.
BURGOYNE.
(completing the sentence for him ironically). You believed it would be enjoyable for her. Exactly, exactly. (Blandly) Offer the lady a chair; and ensure she's completely comfortable.
The sergeant fetches a chair and places it near Richard.
The sergeant grabs a chair and sets it down next to Richard.
JUDITH.
Thank you, sir. (She sits down after an awe-stricken curtsy to Burgoyne,
which he acknowledges by a dignified bend of his head.)
JUDITH.
Thank you, sir. (She sits down after a stunned curtsy to Burgoyne, which he acknowledges with a respectful nod of his head.)
SWINDON.
(to Richard, sharply). Your name, sir?
SWINDON.
(to Richard, sharply). What’s your name, sir?
RICHARD.
(affable, but obstinate). Come: you don’t mean to say that
you’ve brought me here without knowing who I am?
RICHARD.
(friendly, but stubborn). Come on: you can’t be serious that you brought me here without knowing who I am?
SWINDON.
As a matter of form, sir, give your name.
SWINDON.
As a formality, sir, please provide your name.
RICHARD.
As a matter of form then, my name is Anthony Anderson, Presbyterian minister in
this town.
RICHARD.
So, just to clarify, my name is Anthony Anderson, and I'm a Presbyterian minister in this town.
BURGOYNE.
(interested). Indeed! Pray, Mr. Anderson, what do you gentlemen believe?
BURGOYNE.
(curious). Really! Please, Mr. Anderson, what do you guys think?
RICHARD.
I shall be happy to explain if time is allowed me. I cannot undertake to
complete your conversion in less than a fortnight.
RICHARD.
I’d be happy to explain if I have enough time. I can't promise to finish converting you in less than two weeks.
SWINDON.
(snubbing him). We are not here to discuss your views.
SWINDON.
(snubbing him). We're not here to talk about your opinions.
BURGOYNE.
(with an elaborate bow to the unfortunate Swindon). I stand rebuked.
BURGOYNE.
(with a dramatic bow to the unfortunate Swindon). I acknowledge my mistake.
SWINDON.
(embarrassed). Oh, not you, I as—
SWINDON.
(embarrassed). Oh, not you, I was—
BURGOYNE.
Don’t mention it. (To Richard, very politely) Any political views,
Mr. Anderson?
BURGOYNE.
No problem at all. (To Richard, very politely) Do you have any political views, Mr. Anderson?
RICHARD.
I understand that that is just what we are here to find out.
RICHARD.
I get that’s exactly what we're here to discover.
SWINDON.
(severely). Do you mean to deny that you are a rebel?
SWINDON.
(seriously). Are you really going to deny that you're a rebel?
RICHARD.
I am an American, sir.
I’m an American, sir.
SWINDON.
What do you expect me to think of that speech, Mr. Anderson?
SWINDON.
What do you want me to think about that speech, Mr. Anderson?
RICHARD.
I never expect a soldier to think, sir.
RICHARD.
I never expect a soldier to think, sir.
Burgoyne is boundlessly delighted by this retort, which almost reconciles him to the loss of America.
Burgoyne is incredibly pleased by this reply, which nearly makes him feel better about losing America.
SWINDON.
(whitening with anger). I advise you not to be insolent, prisoner.
SWINDON.
(whitening with anger). I suggest you avoid being rude, prisoner.
RICHARD.
You can’t help yourself, General. When you make up your mind to hang a
man, you put yourself at a disadvantage with him. Why should I be civil to you?
I may as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
RICHARD.
You can't help yourself, General. When you decide to kill someone, you're putting yourself in a weaker position compared to them. Why should I be polite to you? I might as well get hanged for a big crime as a small one.
SWINDON.
You have no right to assume that the court has made up its mind without a fair
trial. And you will please not address me as General. I am Major Swindon.
SWINDON.
You have no right to think that the court has already decided anything without a fair trial. And please don’t call me General. I am Major Swindon.
RICHARD.
A thousand pardons. I thought I had the honor of addressing Gentlemanly Johnny.
RICHARD.
I'm really sorry. I thought I was speaking to Gentlemanly Johnny.
Sensation among the officers. The sergeant has a narrow escape from a guffaw.
Sensation among the officers. The sergeant narrowly avoids a laugh.
BURGOYNE.
(with extreme suavity). I believe I am Gentlemanly Johnny, sir, at your
service. My more intimate friends call me General Burgoyne. (Richard bows
with perfect politeness.) You will understand, sir, I hope, since you seem
to be a gentleman and a man of some spirit in spite of your calling, that if we
should have the misfortune to hang you, we shall do so as a mere matter of
political necessity and military duty, without any personal ill-feeling.
BURGOYNE.
(with great charm). I believe I’m Gentlemanly Johnny, sir, at your service. My close friends call me General Burgoyne. (Richard bows with perfect politeness.) You’ll understand, sir, I hope, since you appear to be a gentleman and a spirited man despite your job, that if we unfortunately have to hang you, it will be simply for political reasons and military duty, without any personal animosity.
RICHARD.
Oh, quite so. That makes all the difference in the world, of course.
RICHARD.
Oh, absolutely. That changes everything, of course.
They all smile in spite of themselves: and some of the younger officers burst out laughing.
They all smile despite themselves, and some of the younger officers can't help but laugh out loud.
JUDITH.
(her dread and horror deepening at every one of these jests and
compliments). How CAN you?
JUDITH.
(her fear and horror increasing with each of these jokes and compliments). How CAN you?
RICHARD.
You promised to be silent.
RICHARD.
You said you'd stay quiet.
BURGOYNE.
(to Judith, with studied courtesy). Believe me, madam, your husband is
placing us under the greatest obligation by taking this very disagreeable
business so thoroughly in the spirit of a gentleman. Sergeant: give Mr.
Anderson a chair. (The sergeant does so. Richard sits down.) Now, Major
Swindon: we are waiting for you.
BURGOYNE.
(to Judith, with polite courtesy). I assure you, ma'am, your husband is doing us a huge favor by handling this unpleasant situation with such dignity. Sergeant: please offer Mr. Anderson a chair. (The sergeant does so. Richard sits down.) Now, Major Swindon: we're awaiting your arrival.
SWINDON.
You are aware, I presume, Mr. Anderson, of your obligations as a subject of His
Majesty King George the Third.
SWINDON.
I assume you understand, Mr. Anderson, your responsibilities as a subject of His Majesty King George the Third.
RICHARD.
I am aware, sir, that His Majesty King George the Third is about to hang me
because I object to Lord North’s robbing me.
RICHARD.
I know, sir, that King George the Third is about to hang me because I object to Lord North stealing from me.
SWINDON.
That is a treasonable speech, sir.
SWINDON.
That’s a treacherous statement, sir.
RICHARD.
(briefly). Yes. I meant it to be.
RICHARD.
(briefly). Yeah. I meant it that way.
BURGOYNE.
(strongly deprecating this line of defence, but still polite).
Don’t you think, Mr. Anderson, that this is rather—if you will
excuse the word—a vulgar line to take? Why should you cry out robbery
because of a stamp duty and a tea duty and so forth? After all, it is the
essence of your position as a gentleman that you pay with a good grace.
BURGOYNE.
(strongly criticizing this line of defense, but still polite).
Don’t you think, Mr. Anderson, that this is kind of—if you'll forgive me for saying so—a low-style approach? Why would you shout robbery over a stamp tax and a tea tax and so on? Besides, it's part of being a gentleman to pay these things without complaint.
RICHARD.
It is not the money, General. But to be swindled by a pig-headed lunatic like
King George.
RICHARD.
It's not about the money, General. It's the fact that I’ve been conned by a stubborn lunatic like King George.
SWINDON.
(scandalised). Chut, sir—silence!
SWINDON.
(shocked). Hush, sir—quiet!
THE SERGEANT.
(in stentorian tones, greatly shocked). Silence!
THE SERGEANT.
(in a loud voice, clearly shocked). Quiet!
BURGOYNE.
(unruffled). Ah, that is another point of view. My position does not
allow of my going into that, except in private. But (shrugging his
shoulders) of course, Mr. Anderson, if you are determined to be hanged
(Judith flinches), there’s nothing more to be said. An unusual
taste! however (with a final shrug)—!
BURGOYNE.
(unbothered). Ah, that's another perspective. My role doesn't permit me to discuss that, except privately. But (shrugging his shoulders) of course, Mr. Anderson, if you're set on being hanged (Judith flinches), there's nothing more to say. Quite a strange preference! however (with a final shrug)—!
SWINDON.
(to Burgoyne). Shall we call witnesses?
SWINDON.
(to Burgoyne). Should we bring in witnesses?
RICHARD.
What need is there of witnesses? If the townspeople here had listened to me,
you would have found the streets barricaded, the houses loopholed, and the
people in arms to hold the town against you to the last man. But you arrived,
unfortunately, before we had got out of the talking stage; and then it was too
late.
RICHARD.
What’s the point of witnesses? If the townspeople had listened to me, you would have seen the streets blocked off, the houses fortified, and everyone ready to fight to defend the town against you. But you showed up, unfortunately, before we could finish discussing things; and by then, it was too late.
SWINDON.
(severely). Well, sir, we shall teach you and your townspeople a lesson
they will not forget. Have you anything more to say?
SWINDON.
(severely). Well, sir, we’ll teach you and your townspeople a lesson you won’t forget. Do you have anything else to say?
RICHARD.
I think you might have the decency to treat me as a prisoner of war, and shoot
me like a man instead of hanging me like a dog.
RICHARD.
I think you could at least have the decency to treat me like a prisoner of war and kill me like a man instead of hanging me like a dog.
BURGOYNE.
(sympathetically). Now there, Mr. Anderson, you talk like a civilian, if
you will excuse my saying so. Have you any idea of the average marksmanship of
the army of His Majesty King George the Third? If we make you up a firing
party, what will happen? Half of them will miss you: the rest will make a mess
of the business and leave you to the provo-marshal’s pistol. Whereas we
can hang you in a perfectly workmanlike and agreeable way. (Kindly) Let
me persuade you to be hanged, Mr. Anderson?
BURGOYNE.
( sympathetically). Well, Mr. Anderson, you speak like a civilian, if you don’t mind me saying that. Do you have any idea about the average shooting skills of the army of His Majesty King George the Third? If we assemble a firing squad for you, what do you think will happen? Half of them will miss, and the others will botch the job and leave you to the provost-marshal’s pistol. However, we can hang you in a perfectly professional and pleasant way. (Kindly) Let me convince you to choose hanging, Mr. Anderson?
JUDITH.
(sick with horror). My God!
JUDITH.
(terrified). Oh my God!
RICHARD.
(to Judith). Your promise! (To Burgoyne) Thank you, General: that
view of the case did not occur to me before. To oblige you, I withdraw my
objection to the rope. Hang me, by all means.
RICHARD.
(to Judith). Your promise! (To Burgoyne) Thank you, General: I hadn't thought of it that way before. To help you out, I’ll take back my objection to the rope. Go ahead and hang me, if you want.
BURGOYNE.
(smoothly). Will 12 o’clock suit you, Mr. Anderson?
BURGOYNE.
(smoothly). Will 12 o’clock work for you, Mr. Anderson?
RICHARD.
I shall be at your disposal then, General.
RICHARD.
I'll be available to you then, General.
BURGOYNE.
(rising). Nothing more to be said, gentlemen. (They all rise.)
BURGOYNE.
(standing up). Nothing else to say, gentlemen. (They all stand up.)
JUDITH.
(rushing to the table). Oh, you are not going to murder a man like that,
without a proper trial—without thinking of what you are
doing—without— (She cannot find words.)
JUDITH.
(rushing to the table). Oh, you’re not going to kill a man like that, without a proper trial—without considering what you’re doing—without— (She cannot find words.)
RICHARD.
Is this how you keep your promise?
RICHARD.
Is this how you fulfill your promise?
JUDITH.
If I am not to speak, you must. Defend yourself: save yourself: tell them the
truth.
JUDITH.
If I can't speak, then you have to. Defend yourself: protect yourself: tell them the truth.
RICHARD.
(worriedly). I have told them truth enough to hang me ten times over. If
you say another word you will risk other lives; but you will not save mine.
RICHARD.
(worriedly). I've given them enough truth to get me hanged ten times. If you say another word, you'll put other lives at risk; but you won't save mine.
BURGOYNE.
My good lady, our only desire is to save unpleasantness. What satisfaction
would it give you to have a solemn fuss made, with my friend Swindon in a black
cap and so forth? I am sure we are greatly indebted to the admirable tact and
gentlemanly feeling shown by your husband.
BURGOYNE.
My good lady, all we want is to avoid any trouble. What pleasure would it bring you to have a big scene, with my friend Swindon wearing a black cap and all that? I'm sure we owe a lot to the excellent tact and gentlemanly demeanor displayed by your husband.
JUDITH.
(throwing the words in his face). Oh, you are mad. Is it nothing to you
what wicked thing you do if only you do it like a gentleman? Is it nothing to
you whether you are a murderer or not, if only you murder in a red coat?
(Desperately) You shall not hang him: that man is not my husband.
JUDITH.
(throwing the words in his face). Oh, you're crazy. Does it mean nothing to you what terrible things you do as long as you do them like a gentleman? Does it mean nothing to you if you’re a murderer or not, as long as you kill while wearing a red coat? (Desperately) You won’t hang him: that man is not my husband.
The officers look at one another, and whisper: some of the Germans asking their neighbors to explain what the woman has said. Burgoyne, who has been visibly shaken by Judith’s reproach, recovers himself promptly at this new development. Richard meanwhile raises his voice above the buzz.
The officers glance at each other and whisper, with some of the Germans asking their neighbors to clarify what the woman said. Burgoyne, who has been clearly shaken by Judith's criticism, quickly regains his composure with this new turn of events. Meanwhile, Richard raises his voice above the chatter.
RICHARD.
I appeal to you, gentlemen, to put an end to this. She will not believe that
she cannot save me. Break up the court.
RICHARD.
I urge you, gentlemen, to put a stop to this. She won't accept that she can't save me. Dismiss the court.
BURGOYNE.
(in a voice so quiet and firm that it restores silence at once). One
moment, Mr. Anderson. One moment, gentlemen. (He resumes his seat. Swindon
and the officers follow his example.) Let me understand you clearly, madam.
Do you mean that this gentleman is not your husband, or merely—I wish to
put this with all delicacy—that you are not his wife?
BURGOYNE.
(in a voice so calm and steady that it brings immediate silence). Just a moment, Mr. Anderson. One moment, gentlemen. (He sits back down. Swindon and the officers do the same.) Let me clarify something with you, madam. Are you saying that this gentleman is not your husband, or simply—I want to phrase this as delicately as possible—that you are not his wife?
JUDITH.
I don’t know what you mean. I say that he is not my husband—that my
husband has escaped. This man took his place to save him. Ask anyone in the
town—send out into the street for the first person you find there, and
bring him in as a witness. He will tell you that the prisoner is not Anthony
Anderson.
JUDITH.
I don’t understand what you're saying. I mean he isn't my husband—my husband got away. This man took his place to protect him. Ask anyone in town—send someone into the street for the first person you see, and bring them in as a witness. They will tell you that the prisoner isn’t Anthony Anderson.
BURGOYNE.
(quietly, as before). Sergeant.
BURGOYNE.
(quietly, as before). Sgt.
THE SERGEANT.
Yes sir.
THE SERGEANT.
Yes, sir.
BURGOYNE.
Go out into the street and bring in the first townsman you see there.
BURGOYNE.
Go out into the street and bring back the first local person you see.
THE SERGEANT.
(making for the door). Yes sir.
THE SERGEANT.
(heading for the door). Yeah, sure.
BURGOYNE.
(as the sergeant passes). The first clean, sober townsman you see.
BURGOYNE.
(as the sergeant passes). The first decent, sober guy from town you come across.
THE SERGEANT.
Yes Sir. (He goes out.)
THE SERGEANT.
Yeah, Sir. (He exits.)
BURGOYNE.
Sit down, Mr. Anderson—if I may call you so for the present. (Richard
sits down.) Sit down, madam, whilst we wait. Give the lady a newspaper.
BURGOYNE.
Sit down, Mr. Anderson—if that's okay for now. (Richard sits down.) Please take a seat, ma'am, while we wait. Someone hand the lady a newspaper.
RICHARD.
(indignantly). Shame!
RICHARD.
(angrily). Shame!
BURGOYNE.
(keenly, with a half smile). If you are not her husband, sir, the case
is not a serious one—for her. (Richard bites his lip silenced.)
BURGOYNE.
(sharply, with a slight smile). If you’re not her husband, sir, it’s not a big deal—for her. (Richard bites his lip, silenced.)
JUDITH.
(to Richard, as she returns to her seat). I couldn’t help it.
(He shakes his head. She sits down.)
JUDITH.
(to Richard, as she goes back to her seat). I couldn't stop myself.
(He shakes his head. She sits down.)
BURGOYNE.
You will understand of course, Mr. Anderson, that you must not build on this
little incident. We are bound to make an example of somebody.
BURGOYNE.
You know, Mr. Anderson, that you shouldn’t rely too much on this small incident. We have to set an example with someone.
RICHARD.
I quite understand. I suppose there’s no use in my explaining.
RICHARD.
I get it. I guess there's no point in me explaining.
BURGOYNE.
I think we should prefer independent testimony, if you don’t mind.
BURGOYNE.
I think we should stick to independent testimony, if that's alright with you.
The sergeant, with a packet of papers in his hand, returns conducting Christy, who is much scared.
The sergeant, holding a stack of papers, comes back with Christy, who looks really scared.
THE SERGEANT.
(giving Burgoyne the packet). Dispatches, Sir. Delivered by a corporal
of the 53rd. Dead beat with hard riding, sir.
THE SERGEANT.
(handing Burgoyne the packet). Dispatches, Sir. Delivered by a corporal from the 53rd. Completely worn out from hard riding, sir.
Burgoyne opens the dispatches, and presently becomes absorbed in them. They are so serious as to take his attention completely from the court martial.
Burgoyne starts reading the dispatches and quickly gets lost in them. They are so serious that they fully distract him from the court martial.
THE SERGEANT.
(to Christy). Now then. Attention; and take your hat off. (He posts
himself in charge of Christy, who stands on Burgoyne’s side of the
court.)
THE SERGEANT.
(to Christy). Alright then. Pay attention; and take off your hat. (He positions himself in charge of Christy, who stands on Burgoyne’s side of the court.)
RICHARD.
(in his usual bullying tone to Christy). Don’t be frightened, you
fool: you’re only wanted as a witness. They’re not going to hang
YOU.
RICHARD.
(in his usual bullying tone to Christy). Don’t be scared, you idiot: you’re just needed as a witness. They’re not going to execute YOU.
SWINDON.
What’s your name?
SWINDON.
What's your name?
CHRISTY.
Christy.
Christy.
RICHARD.
(impatiently). Christopher Dudgeon, you blatant idiot. Give your full
name.
RICHARD.
(impatiently). Christopher Dudgeon, you complete fool. State your full name.
SWINDON.
Be silent, prisoner. You must not prompt the witness.
SWINDON.
Be quiet, prisoner. You can't influence the witness.
RICHARD.
Very well. But I warn you you’ll get nothing out of him unless you shake
it out of him. He has been too well brought up by a pious mother to have any
sense or manhood left in him.
RICHARD.
Alright. But I warn you, you won’t get anything from him unless you really push for it. He was raised too properly by a religious mother to have any sense or courage left in him.
BURGOYNE.
(springing up and speaking to the sergeant in a startling voice). Where
is the man who brought these?
BURGOYNE.
(suddenly stands up and speaks to the sergeant in an unexpected tone). Where is the person who delivered these?
THE SERGEANT.
In the guard-room, sir.
THE SERGEANT.
In the guardroom, sir.
Burgoyne goes out with a haste that sets the officers exchanging looks.
Burgoyne leaves in a hurry, causing the officers to exchange glances.
SWINDON.
(to Christy). Do you know Anthony Anderson, the Presbyterian minister?
SWINDON.
(to Christy). Do you know Anthony Anderson, the Presbyterian pastor?
CHRISTY.
Of course I do. (Implying that Swindon must be an ass not to know it.)
CHRISTY.
Of course I do. (Suggesting that Swindon must be an idiot not to know it.)
SWINDON.
Is he here?
SWINDON.
Is he around?
CHRISTY.
(staring round). I don’t know.
CHRISTY.
(looking around). I don't know.
SWINDON.
Do you see him?
SWINDON.
Do you see him?
CHRISTY.
No.
CHRISTY.
No.
SWINDON.
You seem to know the prisoner?
SWINDON.
Do you know the inmate?
CHRISTY.
Do you mean Dick?
CHRISTY.
Are you talking about Dick?
SWINDON.
Which is Dick?
SWINDON.
Which one is Dick?
CHRISTY.
(pointing to Richard). Him.
Him.
SWINDON.
What is his name?
SWINDON.
What's his name?
CHRISTY.
Dick.
CHRISTY.
Dude.
RICHARD.
Answer properly, you jumping jackass. What do they know about Dick?
RICHARD.
Answer correctly, you jumping fool. What do they know about Dick?
CHRISTY.
Well, you are Dick, ain’t you? What am I to say?
CHRISTY.
Well, you are Dick, right? What should I say?
SWINDON.
Address me, sir; and do you, prisoner, be silent. Tell us who the prisoner is.
SWINDON.
Address me, sir; and you, prisoner, stay quiet. Tell us who the prisoner is.
CHRISTY.
He’s my brother Dudgeon.
CHRISTY.
He's my brother, Dudgeon.
SWINDON.
Your brother!
SWINDON.
Your bro!
CHRISTY.
Yes.
CHRISTY.
Yeah.
SWINDON.
You are sure he is not Anderson.
SWINDON.
You are sure he isn’t Anderson.
CHRISTY.
Who?
CHRISTY.
Who’s that?
RICHARD.
(exasperatedly). Me, me, me, you—
RICHARD.
(frustrated). Me, me, me, you—
SWINDON.
Silence, sir.
SWINDON.
Quiet, sir.
THE SERGEANT.
(shouting). Silence.
THE SERGEANT.
(shouting). Quiet down.
RICHARD.
(impatiently). Yah! (To Christy) He wants to know am I Minister
Anderson. Tell him, and stop grinning like a zany.
RICHARD.
(impatiently). Yeah! (To Christy) He wants to know if I'm Minister Anderson. Tell him, and stop grinning like a weirdo.
CHRISTY.
(grinning more than ever). YOU Pastor Anderson! (To Swindon) Why,
Mr. Anderson’s a minister—-a very good man; and Dick’s a bad
character: the respectable people won’t speak to him. He’s the bad
brother: I’m the good one, (The officers laugh outright. The soldiers
grin.)
CHRISTY.
(grinning more than ever) You, Pastor Anderson! (To Swindon) Well, Mr. Anderson is a minister—a really good guy; and Dick’s got a bad reputation: the respectable folks won’t talk to him. He’s the bad brother; I’m the good one, (The officers laugh outright. The soldiers grin.)
SWINDON.
Who arrested this man?
SWINDON.
Who arrested this guy?
THE SERGEANT.
I did, sir. I found him in the minister’s house, sitting at tea with the
lady with his coat off, quite at home. If he isn’t married to her, he
ought to be.
THE SERGEANT.
I did, sir. I found him in the minister’s house, sitting at tea with the lady, his coat off, totally at ease. If he isn’t married to her, he sure should be.
SWINDON.
Did he answer to the minister’s name?
SWINDON.
Did he respond to the minister’s name?
THE SERGEANT.
Yes sir, but not to a minister’s nature. You ask the chaplain, sir.
THE SERGEANT.
Yes, sir, but that’s not typical for a minister. You should ask the chaplain, sir.
SWINDON.
(to Richard, threateningly). So, sir, you have attempted to cheat us.
And your name is Richard Dudgeon?
SWINDON.
(to Richard, threateningly). So, you think you can pull a fast one on us, huh? And your name is Richard Dudgeon?
RICHARD.
You’ve found it out at last, have you?
RICHARD.
So, you finally figured it out, huh?
SWINDON.
Dudgeon is a name well known to us, eh?
SWINDON.
Dudgeon is a name we're all familiar with, right?
RICHARD.
Yes: Peter Dudgeon, whom you murdered, was my uncle.
RICHARD.
Yes: Peter Dudgeon, the one you killed, was my uncle.
SWINDON.
Hm! (He compresses his lips and looks at Richard with vindictive
gravity.)
SWINDON.
Hmph! (He presses his lips together and stares at Richard with a spiteful seriousness.)
CHRISTY.
Are they going to hang you, Dick?
CHRISTY.
Are they really going to hang you, Dick?
RICHARD.
Yes. Get out: they’ve done with you.
RICHARD.
Yeah. Leave: they’re done with you.
CHRISTY.
And I may keep the china peacocks?
CHRISTY.
So, can I keep the china peacocks?
RICHARD.
(jumping up). Get out. Get out, you blithering baboon, you. (Christy
flies, panicstricken.)
RICHARD.
(jumping up). Get out. Get out, you clueless idiot, you. (Christy
runs away, terrified.)
SWINDON.
(rising—all rise). Since you have taken the minister’s
place, Richard Dudgeon, you shall go through with it. The execution will take
place at 12 o’clock as arranged; and unless Anderson surrenders before
then you shall take his place on the gallows. Sergeant: take your man out.
SWINDON.
(rising—all rise). Since you've taken the minister’s position, Richard Dudgeon, you will go through with this. The execution is set for 12 o’clock, as planned; and unless Anderson gives himself up before then, you will take his place on the gallows. Sergeant: take him away.
JUDITH.
(distracted). No, no—
JUDITH.
(distracted). No, no—
SWINDON.
(fiercely, dreading a renewal of her entreaties). Take that woman away.
SWINDON.
(angrily, fearing another round of her pleas). Get that woman out of here.
RICHARD.
(springing across the table with a tiger-like bound, and seizing Swindon by
the throat). You infernal scoundrel.
RICHARD.
(leaping across the table like a tiger and grabbing Swindon by the throat). You vile scoundrel.
The sergeant rushes to the rescue from one side, the soldiers from the other. They seize Richard and drag him back to his place. Swindon, who has been thrown supine on the table, rises, arranging his stock. He is about to speak, when he is anticipated by Burgoyne, who has just appeared at the door with two papers in his hand: a white letter and a blue dispatch.
The sergeant rushes in to help from one side, while the soldiers come in from the other. They grab Richard and pull him back to his spot. Swindon, who has been knocked onto the table, gets up, fixing his tie. He is about to say something when Burgoyne, who has just walked in with two papers—one white and one blue—interrupts him.
BURGOYNE.
(advancing to the table, elaborately cool). What is this? What’s
happening? Mr. Anderson: I’m astonished at you.
BURGOYNE.
(advancing to the table, noticeably calm). What is this? What’s going on? Mr. Anderson: I’m amazed at you.
RICHARD.
I am sorry I disturbed you, General. I merely wanted to strangle your
understrapper there. (Breaking out violently at Swindon) Why do you
raise the devil in me by bullying the woman like that? You oatmeal faced dog,
I’d twist your cursed head off with the greatest satisfaction. (He
puts out his hands to the sergeant) Here: handcuff me, will you; or
I’ll not undertake to keep my fingers off him.
RICHARD.
I'm sorry I interrupted you, General. I just wanted to choke your lackey there. (Breaking out violently at Swindon) Why do you provoke me like that by bullying the woman? You oatmeal-faced dog, I’d be more than happy to rip your head off. (He puts out his hands to the sergeant) Here: handcuff me, will you; otherwise, I can't promise to keep my hands off him.
The sergeant takes out a pair of handcuffs and looks to Burgoyne for instructions.
The sergeant pulls out a pair of handcuffs and looks at Burgoyne for guidance.
BURGOYNE.
Have you addressed profane language to the lady, Major Swindon?
BURGOYNE.
Have you used inappropriate language with the lady, Major Swindon?
SWINDON.
(very angry). No, sir, certainly not. That question should not have been
put to me. I ordered the woman to be removed, as she was disorderly; and the
fellow sprang at me. Put away those handcuffs. I am perfectly able to take care
of myself.
SWINDON.
(very angry). No, sir, absolutely not. That question shouldn’t have been directed at me. I asked for the woman to be removed because she was causing a disturbance; and that guy lunged at me. Put those handcuffs away. I can handle myself just fine.
RICHARD.
Now you talk like a man, I have no quarrel with you.
RICHARD.
Now you're speaking like a real person, I have no issue with you.
BURGOYNE.
Mr. Anderson—
BURGOYNE.
Mr. Anderson—
SWINDON.
His name is Dudgeon, sir, Richard Dudgeon. He is an impostor.
SWINDON.
His name is Dudgeon, sir, Richard Dudgeon. He's a fraud.
BURGOYNE.
(brusquely). Nonsense, sir; you hanged Dudgeon at Springtown.
BURGOYNE.
(bluntly). Nonsense, sir; you executed Dudgeon at Springtown.
RICHARD.
It was my uncle, General.
RICHARD.
It was my uncle, the General.
BURGOYNE.
Oh, your uncle. (To Swindon, handsomely) I beg your pardon, Major
Swindon. (Swindon acknowledges the apology stiffly. Burgoyne turns to
Richard) We are somewhat unfortunate in our relations with your family.
Well, Mr. Dudgeon, what I wanted to ask you is this: Who is (reading the
name from the letter) William Maindeck Parshotter?
BURGOYNE.
Oh, your uncle. (To Swindon, politely) I apologize, Major Swindon. (Swindon acknowledges the apology formally. Burgoyne turns to Richard) We have a bit of bad luck with your family. Well, Mr. Dudgeon, what I wanted to ask you is this: Who is (reading the name from the letter) William Maindeck Parshotter?
RICHARD.
He is the Mayor of Springtown.
Richard.
He's the Mayor of Springtown.
BURGOYNE.
Is William—Maindeck and so on—a man of his word?
BURGOYNE.
Is William—Maindeck and all that—a man of his word?
RICHARD.
Is he selling you anything?
RICHARD.
Is he trying to sell you something?
BURGOYNE.
No.
BURGOYNE.
Nah.
RICHARD.
Then you may depend on him.
RICHARD.
Then you can count on him.
BURGOYNE.
Thank you, Mr.—’m Dudgeon. By the way, since you are not Mr.
Anderson, do we still—eh, Major Swindon? (meaning “do we still
hang him?”)
BURGOYNE.
Thank you, Mr.—I'm Dudgeon. By the way, since you’re not Mr. Anderson, do we still—uh, Major Swindon? (meaning “are we still going to hang him?”)
RICHARD.
The arrangements are unaltered, General.
RICHARD.
The plans are unchanged, General.
BURGOYNE.
Ah, indeed. I am sorry. Good morning, Mr. Dudgeon. Good morning, madam.
BURGOYNE.
Oh, right. I'm sorry. Good morning, Mr. Dudgeon. Good morning, ma'am.
RICHARD.
(interrupting Judith almost fiercely as she is about to make some wild
appeal, and taking her arm resolutely). Not one word more. Come.
RICHARD.
(interrupting Judith almost fiercely as she is about to make some wild appeal, and taking her arm firmly). Not another word. Let's go.
She looks imploringly at him, but is overborne by his determination. They are marched out by the four soldiers: the sergeant, very sulky, walking between Swindon and Richard, whom he watches as if he were a dangerous animal.
She looks at him with desperate eyes, but his resolve is too strong. They are led away by the four soldiers: the sergeant, looking quite grumpy, walking between Swindon and Richard, keeping a close eye on Richard as if he were a threat.
BURGOYNE.
Gentlemen: we need not detain you. Major Swindon: a word with you. (The
officers go out. Burgoyne waits with unruffled serenity until the last of them
disappears. Then he becomes very grave, and addresses Swindon for the first
time without his title.) Swindon: do you know what this is (showing him
the letter)?
BURGOYNE.
Gentlemen, we don't need to keep you. Major Swindon, can I speak with you for a moment? (The officers exit. Burgoyne remains calm and composed until the last one leaves. Then he becomes serious and addresses Swindon for the first time without using his title.) Swindon, do you know what this is? (showing him the letter)
SWINDON.
What?
SWINDON.
Huh?
BURGOYNE.
A demand for a safe-conduct for an officer of their militia to come here and
arrange terms with us.
BURGOYNE.
A request for a safe passage for a militia officer to come here and discuss terms with us.
SWINDON.
Oh, they are giving in.
SWINDON.
Oh, they're giving up.
BURGOYNE.
They add that they are sending the man who raised Springtown last night and
drove us out; so that we may know that we are dealing with an officer of
importance.
BURGOYNE.
They say they're sending the guy who took over Springtown last night and forced us out, so we understand we're up against an important officer.
SWINDON.
Pooh!
SWINDON.
Ugh!
BURGOYNE.
He will be fully empowered to arrange the terms of—guess what.
BURGOYNE.
He will have complete authority to negotiate the terms of—guess what.
SWINDON.
Their surrender, I hope.
SWINDON.
I hope they surrender.
BURGOYNE.
No: our evacuation of the town. They offer us just six hours to clear out.
BURGOYNE.
No: our evacuation of the town. They’re giving us only six hours to pack up and leave.
SWINDON.
What monstrous impudence!
SWINDON.
What outrageous disrespect!
BURGOYNE.
What shall we do, eh?
BURGOYNE.
What should we do?
SWINDON.
March on Springtown and strike a decisive blow at once.
SWINDON.
March on Springtown and deliver a powerful strike immediately.
BURGOYNE.
(quietly). Hm! (Turning to the door) Come to the adjutant’s
office.
BURGOYNE.
(quietly). Hm! (Turning to the door) Head over to the adjutant’s office.
SWINDON.
What for?
SWINDON.
What’s the point?
BURGOYNE.
To write out that safe-conduct. (He puts his hand to the door knob to open
it.)
BURGOYNE.
To write out that safe-conduct. (He reaches for the doorknob to open it.)
SWINDON.
(who has not budged). General Burgoyne.
SWINDON.
(who has not moved). General Burgoyne.
BURGOYNE.
(returning). Sir?
BURGOYNE.
(coming back). Sir?
SWINDON.
It is my duty to tell you, sir, that I do not consider the threats of a mob of
rebellious tradesmen a sufficient reason for our giving way.
SWINDON.
I have to tell you, sir, that I don't think the threats from a group of rebellious tradesmen are a good enough reason for us to back down.
BURGOYNE.
(imperturbable). Suppose I resign my command to you, what will you do?
BURGOYNE.
(calm). If I turn over my command to you, what will you do?
SWINDON.
I will undertake to do what we have marched south from Boston to do, and what
General Howe has marched north from New York to do: effect a junction at Albany
and wipe out the rebel army with our united forces.
SWINDON.
I will commit to what we’ve marched south from Boston to achieve, and what General Howe has marched north from New York to accomplish: to meet up in Albany and defeat the rebel army with our combined forces.
BURGOYNE.
(enigmatically). And will you wipe out our enemies in London, too?
BURGOYNE.
(mysteriously). And will you eliminate our enemies in London as well?
SWINDON.
In London! What enemies?
SWINDON.
In London! What foes?
BURGOYNE.
(forcibly). Jobbery and snobbery, incompetence and Red Tape. (He
holds up the dispatch and adds, with despair in his face and voice) I have
just learnt, sir, that General Howe is still in New York.
BURGOYNE.
(forcefully). Corruption and elitism, incompetence and bureaucracy. (He holds up the dispatch and adds, with despair in his face and voice) I just found out, sir, that General Howe is still in New York.
SWINDON.
(thunderstruck). Good God! He has disobeyed orders!
SWINDON.
(shocked). Oh my God! He didn’t follow the orders!
BURGOYNE.
(with sardonic calm). He has received no orders, sir. Some gentleman in
London forgot to dispatch them: he was leaving town for his holiday, I believe.
To avoid upsetting his arrangements, England will lose her American colonies;
and in a few days you and I will be at Saratoga with 5,000 men to face 16,000
rebels in an impregnable position.
BURGOYNE.
(with a sardonic calm). He hasn't gotten any orders, sir. Some guy in London forgot to send them out: I think he was heading out of town for his holiday. To avoid messing up his plans, England is going to lose her American colonies; and in a few days, you and I will be at Saratoga with 5,000 men facing 16,000 rebels in a strong position.
SWINDON.
(appalled). Impossible!
SWINDON.
(shocked). No way!
BURGOYNE.
(coldly). I beg your pardon!
BURGOYNE.
(coldly). Sorry, my mistake!
SWINDON.
I can’t believe it! What will History say?
SWINDON.
I can't believe it! What will history say?
BURGOYNE.
History, sir, will tell lies, as usual. Come: we must send the safe-conduct.
(He goes out.)
BURGOYNE.
History, sir, will always distort the truth, as it typically does. Come on: we need to send the safe-conduct.
(He leaves.)
SWINDON.
(following distractedly). My God, my God! We shall be wiped out.
SWINDON.
(following distractedly). Oh my God, oh my God! We're going to be wiped out.
As noon approaches there is excitement in the market place. The gallows which hangs there permanently for the terror of evildoers, with such minor advertizers and examples of crime as the pillory, the whipping post, and the stocks, has a new rope attached, with the noose hitched up to one of the uprights, out of reach of the boys. Its ladder, too, has been brought out and placed in position by the town beadle, who stands by to guard it from unauthorized climbing. The Websterbridge townsfolk are present in force, and in high spirits; for the news has spread that it is the devil’s disciple and not the minister that the Continentals (so they call Burgoyne’s forces) are about to hang: consequently the execution can be enjoyed without any misgiving as to its righteousness, or to the cowardice of allowing it to take place without a struggle. There is even some fear of a disappointment as midday approaches and the arrival of the beadle with the ladder remains the only sign of preparation. But at last reassuring shouts of Here they come: Here they are, are heard; and a company of soldiers with fixed bayonets, half British infantry, half Hessians, tramp quickly into the middle of the market place, driving the crowd to the sides.
As noon gets closer, there's a buzz of excitement in the marketplace. The gallows, which permanently hang there to scare off wrongdoers, along with smaller punishments like the pillory, whipping post, and stocks, has a new rope tied on, with the noose secured to one of the uprights, out of reach of the kids. The ladder has also been set up by the town beadle, who stands by to keep it safe from unauthorized climbers. The people of Websterbridge have come out in full force and are in great spirits; word has spread that it’s the devil’s disciple and not the minister that the Continentals (as they call Burgoyne’s forces) are about to hang. So, the execution can be enjoyed without any doubts about its justice or any fear of allowing it to happen without a fight. There’s even some worry about being let down as midday nears and the beadle’s arrival with the ladder is the only sign of setup. But finally, reassuring shouts of "Here they come! Here they are!" can be heard, and a group of soldiers with fixed bayonets—half British infantry, half Hessians—march quickly into the center of the marketplace, pushing the crowd to the sides.
THE SERGEANT.
Halt. Front. Dress. (The soldiers change their column into a square
enclosing the gallows, their petty officers, energetically led by the sergeant,
hustling the persons who find themselves inside the square out at the
corners.) Now then! Out of it with you: out of it. Some o’
you’ll get strung up yourselves presently. Form that square there, will
you, you damned Hoosians. No use talkin’ German to them: talk to their
toes with the butt ends of your muskets: they’ll understand that. GET out
of it, will you? (He comes upon Judith, standing near the gallows.) Now
then: YOU’VE no call here.
THE SERGEANT.
Stop. Front. Dress. (The soldiers shift their formation into a square around the gallows, their petty officers, led by the sergeant, rushing to push the people standing inside the square out to the corners.) Alright! Get out of here: move it. Some of you are going to end up hanging yourselves soon. Form that square over there, you damn Hoosiers. No point in speaking German to them: use the butt ends of your muskets on their toes: they'll get that. GET out of here, will you? (He spots Judith standing near the gallows.) Now then: YOU’VE got no business here.
JUDITH.
May I not stay? What harm am I doing?
JUDITH.
Can I stay? What harm is it causing?
THE SERGEANT.
I want none of your argufying. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, running to
see a man hanged that’s not your husband. And he’s no better than
yourself. I told my major he was a gentleman; and then he goes and tries to
strangle him, and calls his blessed Majesty a lunatic. So out of it with you,
double quick.
THE SERGEANT.
I don’t want to hear your excuses. You should be ashamed of yourself for going to see a man hanged who isn’t your husband. He’s no better than you. I told my major he was a gentleman; then he goes and tries to strangle him and calls the King a lunatic. So get out of here, quick.
JUDITH.
Will you take these two silver dollars and let me stay?
JUDITH.
Will you take these two silver dollars and let me stay?
The sergeant, without an instant’s hesitation, looks quickly and furtively round as he shoots the money dexterously into his pocket. Then he raises his voice in virtuous indignation.
The sergeant, without a moment's hesitation, glances around quickly and nervously as he skillfully slips the money into his pocket. Then he raises his voice in righteous anger.
THE SERGEANT.
ME take money in the execution of my duty! Certainly not. Now I’ll tell
you what I’ll do, to teach you to corrupt the King’s officer.
I’ll put you under arrest until the execution’s over. You just
stand there; and don’t let me see you as much as move from that spot
until you’re let. (With a swift wink at her he points to the corner of
the square behind the gallows on his right, and turns noisily away,
shouting) Now then dress up and keep ’em back, will you?
THE SERGEANT.
Me taking money while doing my job? Absolutely not. Here’s what I'll do to teach you not to bribe a King's officer. I'll put you under arrest until the execution is over. Just stay right there; don’t move from that spot until you’re released. (With a quick wink at her, he points to the corner of the square behind the gallows on his right and turns away loudly, shouting) Now get dressed and keep them back, will you?
Cries of Hush and Silence are heard among the townsfolk; and the sound of a military band, playing the Dead March from Saul, is heard. The crowd becomes quiet at once; and the sergeant and petty officers, hurrying to the back of the square, with a few whispered orders and some stealthy hustling cause it to open and admit the funeral procession, which is protected from the crowd by a double file of soldiers. First come Burgoyne and Swindon, who, on entering the square, glance with distaste at the gallows, and avoid passing under it by wheeling a little to the right and stationing themselves on that side. Then Mr. Brudenell, the chaplain, in his surplice, with his prayer book open in his hand, walking beside Richard, who is moody and disorderly. He walks doggedly through the gallows framework, and posts himself a little in front of it. Behind him comes the executioner, a stalwart soldier in his shirtsleeves. Following him, two soldiers haul a light military waggon. Finally comes the band, which posts itself at the back of the square, and finishes the Dead March. Judith, watching Richard painfully, steals down to the gallows, and stands leaning against its right post. During the conversation which follows, the two soldiers place the cart under the gallows, and stand by the shafts, which point backwards. The executioner takes a set of steps from the cart and places it ready for the prisoner to mount. Then he climbs the tall ladder which stands against the gallows, and cuts the string by which the rope is hitched up; so that the noose drops dangling over the cart, into which he steps as he descends.
Cries of "Hush" and "Silence" echo among the townspeople, and the sound of a military band playing the Dead March from Saul fills the air. The crowd immediately quiets down, while the sergeant and petty officers rush to the back of the square, giving a few hushed orders and discreetly pushing the crowd aside to let the funeral procession through, which is shielded from the crowd by a double line of soldiers. First come Burgoyne and Swindon, who, upon entering the square, glance at the gallows with disgust and avoid passing under it by shifting slightly to the right, positioning themselves on that side. Then Mr. Brudenell, the chaplain, dressed in his surplice and holding an open prayer book, walks alongside Richard, who appears moody and disheveled. Richard trudges through the gallows’ framework and positions himself just in front of it. Behind him follows the executioner, a strong soldier in his shirtsleeves. Next, two soldiers drag a light military wagon. Lastly, the band sets up at the back of the square and completes the Dead March. Judith, painfully observing Richard, sneaks down to the gallows and leans against its right post. During the ensuing conversation, the two soldiers place the cart beneath the gallows and stand by the shafts, which point backward. The executioner retrieves a set of steps from the cart and positions them for the prisoner to climb. Then he ascends the tall ladder leaning against the gallows and cuts the string that holds the rope up, allowing the noose to drop, dangling over the cart, into which he steps as he descends.
RICHARD.
(with suppressed impatience, to Brudenell). Look here, sir: this is no
place for a man of your profession. Hadn’t you better go away?
RICHARD.
(trying to hold back his annoyance, to Brudenell). Listen, sir: this isn’t a suitable place for someone in your line of work. Wouldn't it be better if you left?
SWINDON.
I appeal to you, prisoner, if you have any sense of decency left, to listen to
the ministrations of the chaplain, and pay due heed to the solemnity of the
occasion.
SWINDON.
I urge you, prisoner, if you have any decency left, to listen to the chaplain's words and take the seriousness of this moment to heart.
THE CHAPLAIN (gently reproving Richard). Try to control yourself, and submit to the divine will. (He lifts his book to proceed with the service.)
THE CHAPLAIN (gently reproving Richard). Try to keep your composure and accept the divine will. (He lifts his book to continue with the service.)
RICHARD.
Answer for your own will, sir, and those of your accomplices here
(indicating Burgoyne and Swindon): I see little divinity about them or
you. You talk to me of Christianity when you are in the act of hanging your
enemies. Was there ever such blasphemous nonsense! (To Swindon, more
rudely) You’ve got up the solemnity of the occasion, as you call it,
to impress the people with your own dignity—Handel’s music and a
clergyman to make murder look like piety! Do you suppose I am going to help
you? You’ve asked me to choose the rope because you don’t know your
own trade well enough to shoot me properly. Well, hang away and have done with
it.
RICHARD.
Take responsibility for your own actions, sir, and those of your accomplices here
(pointing to Burgoyne and Swindon): I see little divinity in them or in you. You talk to me about Christianity when you’re in the process of executing your enemies. Isn’t that the most blasphemous nonsense? (To Swindon, more rudely) You’ve created this solemnity, as you call it, to impress the crowd with your own importance—Handel’s music and a clergyman to make murder seem like piety! Do you really think I’m going to help you? You’ve asked me to pick the rope because you’re not skilled enough to shoot me properly. Fine, just hang me and get it over with.
SWINDON.
(to the chaplain). Can you do nothing with him, Mr. Brudenell?
SWINDON.
(to the chaplain). Is there nothing you can do for him, Mr. Brudenell?
CHAPLAIN.
I will try, sir. (Beginning to read) Man that is born of woman
hath—
CHAPLAIN.
I will try, sir. (Beginning to read) A man who is born of a woman has—
RICHARD.
(fixing his eyes on him). “Thou shalt not kill.”
RICHARD.
(fixing his eyes on him). “You shall not kill.”
The book drops in Brudenell’s hands.
The book falls from Brudenell's hands.
CHAPLAIN.
(confessing his embarrassment). What am I to say, Mr. Dudgeon?
CHAPLAIN.
(showing his embarrassment). What should I say, Mr. Dudgeon?
RICHARD.
Let me alone, man, can’t you?
RICHARD.
Just leave me alone, okay?
BURGOYNE.
(with extreme urbanity). I think, Mr. Brudenell, that as the usual
professional observations seem to strike Mr. Dudgeon as incongruous under the
circumstances, you had better omit them until—er—until Mr. Dudgeon
can no longer be inconvenienced by them. (Brudenell, with a shrug, shuts his
book and retires behind the gallows.) YOU seem in a hurry, Mr. Dudgeon.
BURGOYNE.
(with extreme politeness). I think, Mr. Brudenell, that since the usual professional comments seem to confuse Mr. Dudgeon given the situation, it would be best to skip them until—um—Mr. Dudgeon is no longer bothered by them. (Brudenell, with a shrug, closes his book and steps back behind the gallows.) You seem in a hurry, Mr. Dudgeon.
RICHARD.
(with the horror of death upon him). Do you think this is a pleasant
sort of thing to be kept waiting for? You’ve made up your mind to commit
murder: well, do it and have done with it.
RICHARD.
(with the fear of death hanging over him). Do you think it's nice to be kept waiting like this? You’ve decided to go through with murder: just do it and get it over with.
BURGOYNE.
Mr. Dudgeon: we are only doing this—
BURGOYNE.
Mr. Dudgeon: we're just doing this—
RICHARD.
Because you’re paid to do it.
RICHARD.
Because you're getting paid to do it.
SWINDON.
You insolent— (He swallows his rage.)
SWINDON.
You disrespectful— (He swallows his anger.)
BURGOYNE.
(with much charm of manner). Ah, I am really sorry that you should think
that, Mr. Dudgeon. If you knew what my commission cost me, and what my pay is,
you would think better of me. I should be glad to part from you on friendly
terms.
BURGOYNE.
(with a lot of charm). Oh, I'm really sorry that you feel that way, Mr. Dudgeon. If you knew how much my commission cost me and what I actually get paid, you would have a different opinion of me. I would be happy to leave things on good terms.
RICHARD.
Hark ye, General Burgoyne. If you think that I like being hanged, you’re
mistaken. I don’t like it; and I don’t mean to pretend that I do.
And if you think I’m obliged to you for hanging me in a gentlemanly way,
you’re wrong there too. I take the whole business in devilish bad part;
and the only satisfaction I have in it is that you’ll feel a good deal
meaner than I’ll look when it’s over. (He turns away, and is
striding to the cart when Judith advances and interposes with her arms
stretched out to him. Richard, feeling that a very little will upset his
self-possession, shrinks from her, crying) What are you doing here? This is
no place for you. (She makes a gesture as if to touch him. He recoils
impatiently.) No: go away, go away; you’ll unnerve me. Take her away,
will you?
RICHARD.
Listen, General Burgoyne. If you think I actually want to be hanged, you’re wrong. I don’t want to be, and I won’t pretend otherwise. And if you think I should be grateful to you for hanging me in a polite manner, you’re mistaken again. I take the whole situation very poorly; the only satisfaction I get from it is that you'll feel a lot worse than I’ll look when it’s over. (He turns away and starts to walk to the cart when Judith steps forward and reaches out to him. Richard, sensing that he’s close to losing his composure, steps back from her, exclaiming) What are you doing here? This isn’t a place for you. (She gestures as if to reach for him. He pulls away impatiently.) No: go away, go away; you’ll make me anxious. Get her out of here, will you?
JUDITH.
Won’t you bid me good-bye?
JUDITH.
Won’t you say good-bye?
RICHARD.
(allowing her to take his hand). Oh good-bye, good-bye. Now
go—go—quickly. (She clings to his hand—will not be put off
with so cold a last farewell—at last, as he tries to disengage himself,
throws herself on his breast in agony.)
RICHARD.
(letting her take his hand). Oh goodbye, goodbye. Now go—go—quickly. (She holds on to his hand—refuses to accept such a cold final farewell—finally, as he tries to pull away, she throws herself on his chest in distress.)
SWINDON.
(angrily to the sergeant, who, alarmed at Judith’s movement, has come
from the back of the square to pull her back, and stopped irresolutely on
finding that he is too late). How is this? Why is she inside the lines?
SWINDON.
(angrily to the sergeant, who, startled by Judith’s movement, has rushed from the back of the square to pull her back, and stopped uncertainly realizing that he is too late). What’s going on? Why is she inside the lines?
THE SERGEANT.
(guiltily). I dunno, sir. She’s that artful can’t keep her
away.
THE SERGEANT.
(guiltily). I don’t know, sir. She’s so crafty, I can't stay away from her.
BURGOYNE.
You were bribed.
BURGOYNE.
You were bribed.
THE SERGEANT.
(protesting). No, Sir—
THE SERGEANT.
(protesting). No way, Sir—
SWINDON.
(severely). Fall back. (He obeys.)
SWINDON.
(seriously). Fall back. (He obeys.)
RICHARD.
(imploringly to those around him, and finally to Burgoyne, as the least
stolid of them). Take her away. Do you think I want a woman near me now?
RICHARD.
(pleading with those around him, and finally with Burgoyne, as the least
emotionless of them). Get her away from me. Do you think I want a woman close by right now?
BURGOYNE.
(going to Judith and taking her hand). Here, madam: you had better keep
inside the lines; but stand here behind us; and don’t look.
BURGOYNE.
(going to Judith and taking her hand). Here, ma'am: it's better if you stay behind the lines; just stand behind us and don’t look.
Richard, with a great sobbing sigh of relief as she releases him and turns to Burgoyne, flies for refuge to the cart and mounts into it. The executioner takes off his coat and pinions him.
Richard, letting out a huge sigh of relief as she releases him and turns to Burgoyne, rushes for safety to the cart and climbs into it. The executioner removes his coat and ties his hands.
JUDITH.
(resisting Burgoyne quietly and drawing her hand away). No: I must stay.
I won’t look. (She goes to the right of the gallows. She tries to look
at Richard, but turns away with a frightful shudder, and falls on her knees in
prayer. Brudenell comes towards her from the back of the square.)
JUDITH.
(gently pulling her hand away from Burgoyne) No: I have to stay.
I won’t look. (She moves to the right of the gallows. She attempts to glance at Richard but quickly turns away in horror and drops to her knees in prayer. Brudenell approaches her from the back of the square.)
BURGOYNE.
(nodding approvingly as she kneels). Ah, quite so. Do not disturb her,
Mr. Brudenell: that will do very nicely. (Brudenell nods also, and withdraws
a little, watching her sympathetically. Burgoyne resumes his former position,
and takes out a handsome gold chronometer.) Now then, are those
preparations made? We must not detain Mr. Dudgeon.
BURGOYNE.
(nodding approvingly as she kneels). Ah, exactly. Don’t bother her, Mr. Brudenell: that's perfect. (Brudenell nods as well and steps back a bit, watching her with sympathy. Burgoyne returns to his previous position and pulls out a nice gold watch.) So, are those preparations ready? We shouldn't keep Mr. Dudgeon waiting.
By this time Richard’s hands are bound behind him; and the noose is round his neck. The two soldiers take the shaft of the wagon, ready to pull it away. The executioner, standing in the cart behind Richard, makes a sign to the sergeant.
By this time, Richard's hands are tied behind him, and the noose is around his neck. The two soldiers grab the shaft of the wagon, prepared to pull it away. The executioner, standing in the cart behind Richard, signals to the sergeant.
THE SERGEANT.
(to Burgoyne). Ready, sir.
THE SERGEANT.
(to Burgoyne). Ready, sir.
BURGOYNE.
Have you anything more to say, Mr. Dudgeon? It wants two minutes of twelve
still.
BURGOYNE.
Do you have anything else to add, Mr. Dudgeon? It's still two minutes until twelve.
RICHARD.
(in the strong voice of a man who has conquered the bitterness of
death). Your watch is two minutes slow by the town clock, which I can see
from here, General. (The town clock strikes the first stroke of twelve.
Involuntarily the people flinch at the sound, and a subdued groan breaks from
them.) Amen! my life for the world’s future!
RICHARD.
(in the powerful voice of a man who has overcome the pain of death). Your watch is two minutes behind the town clock, which I can see from here, General. (The town clock chimes once as it strikes twelve. The crowd flinches at the sound, and a quiet groan escapes from them.) Amen! I give my life for the future of the world!
ANDERSON.
(shouting as he rushes into the market place). Amen; and stop the
execution. (He bursts through the line of soldiers opposite Burgoyne, and
rushes, panting, to the gallows.) I am Anthony Anderson, the man you want.
ANDERSON.
(shouting as he rushes into the marketplace). Amen; and stop the execution. (He bursts through the line of soldiers opposite Burgoyne and rushes, panting, to the gallows.) I am Anthony Anderson, the man you're looking for.
The crowd, intensely excited, listens with all its ears. Judith, half rising, stares at him; then lifts her hands like one whose dearest prayer has been granted.
The crowd, buzzing with excitement, listens intently. Judith, halfway to her feet, stares at him; then raises her hands like someone whose most heartfelt wish has just come true.
SWINDON.
Indeed. Then you are just in time to take your place on the gallows. Arrest
him.
SWINDON.
Definitely. Then you’re just in time to take your spot on the gallows. Arrest him.
At a sign from the sergeant, two soldiers come forward to seize Anderson.
At a signal from the sergeant, two soldiers step forward to grab Anderson.
ANDERSON.
(thrusting a paper under Swindon’s nose). There’s my
safe-conduct, sir.
ANDERSON.
(shoving a paper under Swindon’s nose). Here’s my
safe-conduct, sir.
SWINDON.
(taken aback). Safe-conduct! Are you—!
SWINDON.
(shocked). Safe passage! Are you—!
ANDERSON.
(emphatically). I am. (The two soldiers take him by the elbows.)
Tell these men to take their hands off me.
ANDERSON.
(emphatically). I am. (The two soldiers grab him by the elbows.)
Tell these guys to take their hands off me.
SWINDON.
(to the men). Let him go.
SWINDON.
(to the men). Let him go.
THE SERGEANT.
Fall back.
Sgt. Fall back.
The two men return to their places. The townsfolk raise a cheer; and begin to exchange exultant looks, with a presentiment of triumph as they see their Pastor speaking with their enemies in the gate.
The two men go back to their spots. The townspeople cheer and start exchanging excited glances, feeling a sense of victory as they watch their Pastor talking with their rivals at the gate.
ANDERSON.
(exhaling a deep breath of relief, and dabbing his perspiring brow with his
handkerchief). Thank God, I was in time!
ANDERSON.
(sighing with relief and wiping his sweaty brow with his handkerchief). Thank God I made it!
BURGOYNE.
(calm as ever, and still watch in hand). Ample time, sir. Plenty of
time. I should never dream of hanging any gentleman by an American clock.
(He puts up his watch.)
BURGOYNE.
(calm as ever, and still checking his watch). No rush, sir. There’s plenty of time. I would never think of hanging any gentleman by an American clock. (He puts away his watch.)
ANDERSON.
Yes: we are some minutes ahead of you already, General. Now tell them to take
the rope from the neck of that American citizen.
ANDERSON.
Yes: we are a few minutes ahead of you already, General. Now tell them to remove the rope from the neck of that American citizen.
BURGOYNE.
(to the executioner in the cart—very politely). Kindly undo Mr.
Dudgeon.
BURGOYNE.
(to the executioner in the cart—very politely). Please untie Mr. Dudgeon.
The executioner takes the rope from Richard’s neck, unties his hands, and helps him on with his coat.
The executioner removes the rope from Richard's neck, unties his hands, and assists him in putting on his coat.
JUDITH.
(stealing timidly to Anderson). Tony.
JUDITH.
(approaching Anderson shyly). Tony.
ANDERSON.
(putting his arm round her shoulders and bantering her affectionately).
Well what do you think of your husband, NOW, eh?—eh??—eh???
ANDERSON.
(putting his arm around her shoulders and playfully teasing her).
So, what do you think of your husband, NOW, huh?—huh??—huh???
JUDITH.
I am ashamed— (She hides her face against his breast.)
JUDITH.
I feel embarrassed— (She hides her face against his chest.)
BURGOYNE.
(to Swindon). You look disappointed, Major Swindon.
BURGOYNE.
(to Swindon). You seem let down, Major Swindon.
SWINDON.
You look defeated, General Burgoyne.
SWINDON.
You look defeated, Gen. Burgoyne.
BURGOYNE.
I am, sir; and I am humane enough to be glad of it. (Richard jumps down from
the cart, Brudenell offering his hand to help him, and runs to Anderson, whose
left hand he shakes heartily, the right being occupied by Judith.) By the
way, Mr. Anderson, I do not quite understand. The safe-conduct was for a
commander of the militia. I understand you are a— (he looks as
pointedly as his good manners permit at the riding boots, the pistols, and
Richard’s coat, and adds) a clergyman.
BURGOYNE.
I am, sir; and I’m glad to be. (Richard jumps down from the cart, with Brudenell offering his hand to help him, and he runs over to Anderson, giving a hearty shake to his left hand, while the right is occupied by Judith.) By the way, Mr. Anderson, I don’t quite get it. The safe-conduct was for a commander of the militia. I understand you are a— (he glances as pointedly as his good manners allow at the riding boots, the pistols, and Richard’s coat, and adds) a clergyman.
ANDERSON.
(between Judith and Richard). Sir: it is in the hour of trial that a man
finds his true profession. This foolish young man (placing his hand on
Richard’s shoulder) boasted himself the Devil’s Disciple; but
when the hour of trial came to him, he found that it was his destiny to suffer
and be faithful to the death. I thought myself a decent minister of the gospel
of peace; but when the hour of trial came to me, I found that it was my destiny
to be a man of action and that my place was amid the thunder of the captains
and the shouting. So I am starting life at fifty as Captain Anthony Anderson of
the Springtown militia; and the Devil’s Disciple here will start
presently as the Reverend Richard Dudgeon, and wag his pow in my old pulpit,
and give good advice to this silly sentimental little wife of mine (putting
his other hand on her shoulder. She steals a glance at Richard to see how the
prospect pleases him). Your mother told me, Richard, that I should never
have chosen Judith if I’d been born for the ministry. I am afraid she was
right; so, by your leave, you may keep my coat and I’ll keep yours.
ANDERSON.
(between Judith and Richard). Sir: it’s in tough times that a person discovers their true calling. This foolish young man (placing his hand on Richard’s shoulder) called himself the Devil’s Disciple; but when his moment of truth arrived, he realized he was meant to suffer and remain faithful until the end. I thought I was a respectable minister of the gospel of peace; but when my moment of truth came, I found out I was destined to be a man of action, and my place was among the noise of the captains and their cheers. So here I am, starting my life at fifty as Captain Anthony Anderson of the Springtown militia; and the Devil’s Disciple here will soon start as the Reverend Richard Dudgeon, giving sermons from my old pulpit and offering advice to my naive sentimental little wife (putting his other hand on her shoulder. She glances at Richard to see how he reacts to this). Your mother told me, Richard, that I wouldn’t have chosen Judith if I was meant for the ministry. I’m afraid she was right; so, with your permission, you can keep my coat and I’ll keep yours.
RICHARD.
Minister—I should say Captain. I have behaved like a fool.
RICHARD.
Minister—actually, I should say Captain. I acted like a fool.
JUDITH.
Like a hero.
JUDITH.
Like a champ.
RICHARD.
Much the same thing, perhaps. (With some bitterness towards himself) But
no: if I had been any good, I should have done for you what you did for me,
instead of making a vain sacrifice.
RICHARD.
It’s pretty much the same, I guess. (Feeling a bit bitter towards himself) But no: if I had been any good, I would have done for you what you did for me, instead of making a pointless sacrifice.
ANDERSON.
Not vain, my boy. It takes all sorts to make a world—saints as well as
soldiers. (Turning to Burgoyne) And now, General, time presses; and
America is in a hurry. Have you realized that though you may occupy towns and
win battles, you cannot conquer a nation?
ANDERSON.
Not vain, my boy. It takes all kinds to make a world—saints as well as soldiers. (Turning to Burgoyne) And now, General, time is short; America is in a rush. Have you understood that even if you capture towns and win battles, you can't conquer a nation?
BURGOYNE.
My good sir, without a Conquest you cannot have an aristocracy. Come and settle
the matter at my quarters.
BURGOYNE.
My good sir, without a conquest you can't have an aristocracy. Come and discuss this at my place.
ANDERSON.
At your service, sir. (To Richard) See Judith home for me, will you, my
boy? (He hands her over to him.) Now General. (He goes busily up the
market place towards the Town Hall, Leaving Judith and Richard together.
Burgoyne follows him a step or two; then checks himself and turns to
Richard.)
ANDERSON.
At your service, sir. (To Richard) Could you make sure Judith gets home for me, my boy? (He hands her over to him.) Now, General. (He walks briskly up the marketplace toward the Town Hall, leaving Judith and Richard together. Burgoyne follows him a couple of steps, then stops and turns to Richard.)
BURGOYNE.
Oh, by the way, Mr. Dudgeon, I shall be glad to see you at lunch at half-past
one. (He pauses a moment, and adds, with politely veiled slyness) Bring
Mrs. Anderson, if she will be so good. (To Swindon, who is fuming) Take
it quietly, Major Swindon: your friend the British soldier can stand up to
anything except the British War Office. (He follows Anderson.)
BURGOYNE.
Oh, by the way, Mr. Dudgeon, I'd be happy to see you at lunch at 1:30. (He pauses for a moment, then adds with a politely hidden slyness) Please bring Mrs. Anderson if she’s available. (To Swindon, who is fuming) Take it easy, Major Swindon: your friend, the British soldier, can handle anything except the British War Office. (He follows Anderson.)
THE SERGEANT.
(to Swindon). What orders, sir?
THE SERGEANT.
(to Swindon). What’s your command, sir?
SWINDON.
(savagely). Orders! What use are orders now? There’s no army. Back
to quarters; and be d— (He turns on his heel and goes.)
SWINDON.
(savagely). Orders! What good are orders now? There’s no army. Back to quarters; and screw this— (He turns on his heel and goes.)
THE SERGEANT.
(pugnacious and patriotic, repudiating the idea of defeat).
’Tention. Now then: cock up your chins, and show ’em you
don’t care a damn for ’em. Slope arms! Fours! Wheel! Quick march!
THE SERGEANT.
(aggressive and patriotic, rejecting the idea of losing).
Attention. Alright then: lift your chins, and let them know you don’t care at all about them. Slope arms! Fours! Wheel! Quick march!
The drum marks time with a tremendous bang; the band strikes up British Grenadiers; and the sergeant, Brudenell, and the English troops march off defiantly to their quarters. The townsfolk press in behind, and follow them up the market, jeering at them; and the town band, a very primitive affair, brings up the rear, playing Yankee Doodle. Essie, who comes in with them, runs to Richard.
The drum beats loudly to mark the time; the band starts playing British Grenadiers; and Sergeant Brudenell and the English troops march off confidently to their quarters. The townspeople crowd in behind, following them up the market, taunting them; and the town band, a pretty basic setup, brings up the rear, playing Yankee Doodle. Essie, who comes in with them, runs to Richard.
ESSIE.
Oh, Dick!
ESSIE.
Oh, Dick!
RICHARD.
(good-humoredly, but wilfully). Now, now: come, come! I don’t mind
being hanged; but I will not be cried over.
RICHARD.
(with a sense of humor, but stubbornly). Alright, alright! I don't mind being hanged; but I won't be pitied.
ESSIE.
No, I promise. I’ll be good. (She tries to restrain her tears, but
cannot.) I—I want to see where the soldiers are going to. (She
goes a little way up the market, pretending to look after the crowd.)
ESSIE.
No, I promise. I’ll be good. (She tries to hold back her tears, but can’t.) I—I want to see where the soldiers are headed. (She moves a little further up the market, pretending to watch the crowd.)
JUDITH.
Promise me you will never tell him.
JUDITH.
Promise me you won't ever tell him.
RICHARD.
Don’t be afraid.
RICHARD.
Don't be scared.
They shake hands on it.
They seal the deal with a handshake.
ESSIE.
(calling to them). They’re coming back. They want you.
ESSIE.
(calling to them). They’re coming back. They need you.
Jubilation in the market. The townsfolk surge back again in wild enthusiasm with their band, and hoist Richard on their shoulders, cheering him.
Jubilation in the market. The townspeople surge back again in wild enthusiasm with their band and lift Richard onto their shoulders, cheering for him.
CURTAIN.
NOTES TO THE DEVIL’S DISCIPLE
BURGOYNE
General John Burgoyne, who is presented in this play for the first time (as far as I am aware) on the English stage, is not a conventional stage soldier, but as faithful a portrait as it is in the nature of stage portraits to be. His objection to profane swearing is not borrowed from Mr. Gilbert’s H. M. S. Pinafore: it is taken from the Code of Instructions drawn up by himself for his officers when he introduced Light Horse into the English army. His opinion that English soldiers should be treated as thinking beings was no doubt as unwelcome to the military authorities of his time, when nothing was thought of ordering a soldier a thousand lashes, as it will be to those modern victims of the flagellation neurosis who are so anxious to revive that discredited sport. His military reports are very clever as criticisms, and are humane and enlightened within certain aristocratic limits, best illustrated perhaps by his declaration, which now sounds so curious, that he should blush to ask for promotion on any other ground than that of family influence. As a parliamentary candidate, Burgoyne took our common expression “fighting an election” so very literally that he led his supporters to the poll at Preston in 1768 with a loaded pistol in each hand, and won the seat, though he was fined 1,000 pounds, and denounced by Junius, for the pistols.
General John Burgoyne, who is introduced in this play for the first time (as far as I know) on the English stage, isn't your typical stage soldier, but rather a sincere portrayal as much as stage portrayals can be. His opposition to swearing isn't borrowed from Mr. Gilbert’s H. M. S. Pinafore; it's taken from the Code of Instructions he created for his officers when he brought Light Horse into the English army. His belief that English soldiers should be treated as thinking individuals was likely just as unwelcome to the military leaders of his time, when it was common to sentence a soldier to a thousand lashes, as it will be to those modern advocates of corporal punishment who are eager to bring back that discredited practice. His military reports are quite sharp as critiques, and they're humane and progressive within certain aristocratic boundaries, exemplified perhaps by his statement, which now seems quite odd, that he would feel embarrassed to seek promotion for any reason other than family connections. As a candidate for parliament, Burgoyne took our common phrase “fighting an election” quite literally, leading his supporters to the polls in Preston in 1768 with a loaded pistol in each hand, and won the seat, even though he was fined 1,000 pounds and criticized by Junius for the pistols.
It is only within quite recent years that any general recognition has become possible for the feeling that led Burgoyne, a professed enemy of oppression in India and elsewhere, to accept his American command when so many other officers threw up their commissions rather than serve in a civil war against the Colonies. His biographer De Fonblanque, writing in 1876, evidently regarded his position as indefensible. Nowadays, it is sufficient to say that Burgoyne was an Imperialist. He sympathized with the colonists; but when they proposed as a remedy the disruption of the Empire, he regarded that as a step backward in civilization. As he put it to the House of Commons, “while we remember that we are contending against brothers and fellow subjects, we must also remember that we are contending in this crisis for the fate of the British Empire.” Eighty-four years after his defeat, his republican conquerors themselves engaged in a civil war for the integrity of their Union. In 1885 the Whigs who represented the anti-Burgoyne tradition of American Independence in English politics, abandoned Gladstone and made common cause with their political opponents in defence of the Union between England and Ireland. Only the other day England sent 200,000 men into the field south of the equator to fight out the question whether South Africa should develop as a Federation of British Colonies or as an independent Afrikander United States. In all these cases the Unionists who were detached from their parties were called renegades, as Burgoyne was. That, of course, is only one of the unfortunate consequences of the fact that mankind, being for the most part incapable of politics, accepts vituperation as an easy and congenial substitute. Whether Burgoyne or Washington, Lincoln or Davis, Gladstone or Bright, Mr. Chamberlain or Mr. Leonard Courtney was in the right will never be settled, because it will never be possible to prove that the government of the victor has been better for mankind than the government of the vanquished would have been. It is true that the victors have no doubt on the point; but to the dramatist, that certainty of theirs is only part of the human comedy. The American Unionist is often a Separatist as to Ireland; the English Unionist often sympathizes with the Polish Home Ruler; and both English and American Unionists are apt to be Disruptionists as regards that Imperial Ancient of Days, the Empire of China. Both are Unionists concerning Canada, but with a difference as to the precise application to it of the Monroe doctrine. As for me, the dramatist, I smile, and lead the conversation back to Burgoyne.
It’s only in recent years that people have started to recognize the feeling that drove Burgoyne, who was openly against oppression in India and elsewhere, to take his American command when many other officers resigned rather than fight in a civil war against the Colonies. His biographer De Fonblanque, writing in 1876, clearly thought his position was indefensible. Today, it’s enough to say that Burgoyne was an Imperialist. He sympathized with the colonists, but when they suggested the breakup of the Empire as a solution, he saw that as a step back for civilization. As he stated in the House of Commons, “while we remember that we are fighting against brothers and fellow subjects, we must also remember that we are fighting in this crisis for the fate of the British Empire.” Eighty-four years after his defeat, his republican conquerors were involved in a civil war to preserve their Union. In 1885, the Whigs, who represented the anti-Burgoyne tradition of American Independence in English politics, abandoned Gladstone and joined forces with their political rivals to defend the Union between England and Ireland. Just recently, England sent 200,000 troops into battle south of the equator to determine whether South Africa should evolve into a Federation of British Colonies or become an independent Afrikander United States. In all these situations, Unionists who strayed from their parties were labeled renegades, just like Burgoyne was. This is one of the unfortunate consequences of humanity's general inability to engage in politics; people often accept insults as an easy and comfortable substitute. Whether Burgoyne or Washington, Lincoln or Davis, Gladstone or Bright, Mr. Chamberlain or Mr. Leonard Courtney was right will never be settled, because it will never be possible to prove that the victors' government was better for humanity than the vanquished would have been. It’s true that the victors have no doubts about this, but to a dramatist, their certainty is just part of the human comedy. The American Unionist often advocates separation regarding Ireland; the English Unionist frequently supports the Polish Home Ruler; and both English and American Unionists tend to support dismantling the ancient Empire of China. They are Unionists regarding Canada, but differ on how precisely to apply the Monroe Doctrine there. As for me, the dramatist, I smile and steer the conversation back to Burgoyne.
Burgoyne’s surrender at Saratoga made him that occasionally necessary part of our British system, a scapegoat. The explanation of his defeat given in the play is founded on a passage quoted by De Fonblanque from Fitzmaurice’s Life of Lord Shelburne, as follows: “Lord George Germain, having among other peculiarities a particular dislike to be put out of his way on any occasion, had arranged to call at his office on his way to the country to sign the dispatches; but as those addressed to Howe had not been faircopied, and he was not disposed to be balked of his projected visit to Kent, they were not signed then and were forgotten on his return home.” These were the dispatches instructing Sir William Howe, who was in New York, to effect a junction at Albany with Burgoyne, who had marched from Boston for that purpose. Burgoyne got as far as Saratoga, where, failing the expected reinforcement, he was hopelessly outnumbered, and his officers picked off, Boer fashion, by the American farmer-sharpshooters. His own collar was pierced by a bullet. The publicity of his defeat, however, was more than compensated at home by the fact that Lord George’s trip to Kent had not been interfered with, and that nobody knew about the oversight of the dispatch. The policy of the English Government and Court for the next two years was simply concealment of Germain’s neglect. Burgoyne’s demand for an inquiry was defeated in the House of Commons by the court party; and when he at last obtained a committee, the king got rid of it by a prorogation. When Burgoyne realized what had happened about the instructions to Howe (the scene in which I have represented him as learning it before Saratoga is not historical: the truth did not dawn on him until many months afterwards) the king actually took advantage of his being a prisoner of war in England on parole, and ordered him to return to America into captivity. Burgoyne immediately resigned all his appointments; and this practically closed his military career, though he was afterwards made Commander of the Forces in Ireland for the purpose of banishing him from parliament.
Burgoyne's surrender at Saratoga turned him into one of those occasionally necessary parts of the British system—a scapegoat. The reason given for his defeat in the play comes from a quote by De Fonblanque that references Fitzmaurice’s Life of Lord Shelburne: “Lord George Germain, who had a unique dislike for anything that inconvenienced him, planned to stop by his office on his way out of town to sign the dispatches; but since those meant for Howe weren't properly copied and he wasn’t willing to delay his trip to Kent, they were left unsigned and forgotten when he returned home.” These were the dispatches that instructed Sir William Howe, who was in New York, to meet up at Albany with Burgoyne, who had marched from Boston for that purpose. Burgoyne made it to Saratoga, but without the expected reinforcements, he was hopelessly outnumbered, and his officers were picked off by American farmer-sharpshooters. A bullet even pierced his collar. However, the public fallout from his defeat was more than offset back home by the fact that Lord George's trip to Kent went smoothly and nobody knew about the missed dispatch. The policy of the English Government and Court for the next two years was simply to hide Germain’s negligence. Burgoyne’s call for an investigation was shut down in the House of Commons by the court party, and when he finally managed to get a committee, the king disbanded it by proroguing Parliament. When Burgoyne finally understood what had happened regarding the instructions to Howe (the scene where I depict him learning this before Saratoga isn’t historical; he didn’t realize the truth until many months later), the king took advantage of his status as a prisoner of war in England under parole and ordered him to return to America into captivity. Burgoyne immediately resigned all his positions, effectively ending his military career, although he was later appointed Commander of the Forces in Ireland to keep him out of Parliament.
The episode illustrates the curious perversion of the English sense of honor when the privileges and prestige of the aristocracy are at stake. Mr. Frank Harris said, after the disastrous battle of Modder River, that the English, having lost America a century ago because they preferred George III, were quite prepared to lose South Africa to-day because they preferred aristocratic commanders to successful ones. Horace Walpole, when the parliamentary recess came at a critical period of the War of Independence, said that the Lords could not be expected to lose their pheasant shooting for the sake of America. In the working class, which, like all classes, has its own official aristocracy, there is the same reluctance to discredit an institution or to “do a man out of his job.” At bottom, of course, this apparently shameless sacrifice of great public interests to petty personal ones, is simply the preference of the ordinary man for the things he can feel and understand to the things that are beyond his capacity. It is stupidity, not dishonesty.
The episode shows the strange twist of the English sense of honor when it comes to the privileges and status of the aristocracy. Mr. Frank Harris pointed out, after the disastrous battle of Modder River, that the English, having lost America a century ago due to their preference for George III, were ready to lose South Africa today because they favored aristocratic leaders over successful ones. Horace Walpole, during a critical time in the War of Independence when Parliament was in recess, noted that the Lords couldn’t be expected to give up their pheasant shooting for America. In the working class, which also has its own unofficial aristocracy, there is a similar hesitation to undermine an institution or to "do a man out of his job." Ultimately, this seemingly shameless sacrifice of significant public interests for minor personal ones reflects the ordinary person's preference for what he can feel and understand over what is beyond his grasp. It stems from ignorance, not dishonesty.
Burgoyne fell a victim to this stupidity in two ways. Not only was he thrown over, in spite of his high character and distinguished services, to screen a court favorite who had actually been cashiered for cowardice and misconduct in the field fifteen years before; but his peculiar critical temperament and talent, artistic, satirical, rather histrionic, and his fastidious delicacy of sentiment, his fine spirit and humanity, were just the qualities to make him disliked by stupid people because of their dread of ironic criticism. Long after his death, Thackeray, who had an intense sense of human character, but was typically stupid in valuing and interpreting it, instinctively sneered at him and exulted in his defeat. That sneer represents the common English attitude towards the Burgoyne type. Every instance in which the critical genius is defeated, and the stupid genius (for both temperaments have their genius) “muddles through all right,” is popular in England. But Burgoyne’s failure was not the work of his own temperament, but of the stupid temperament. What man could do under the circumstances he did, and did handsomely and loftily. He fell, and his ideal empire was dismembered, not through his own misconduct, but because Sir George Germain overestimated the importance of his Kentish holiday, and underestimated the difficulty of conquering those remote and inferior creatures, the colonists. And King George and the rest of the nation agreed, on the whole, with Germain. It is a significant point that in America, where Burgoyne was an enemy and an invader, he was admired and praised. The climate there is no doubt more favorable to intellectual vivacity.
Burgoyne became a victim of this foolishness in two ways. Not only was he cast aside, despite his strong character and notable achievements, to protect a court favorite who had actually been removed from service for cowardice and poor conduct in battle fifteen years earlier; but his unique critical nature and talents—artistic, satirical, somewhat dramatic, and his sensitive delicacy of feeling, along with his noble spirit and compassion—were exactly the traits that made him disliked by foolish people who feared ironic criticism. Long after his death, Thackeray, who had a deep understanding of human nature but typically misjudged it, instinctively mocked him and took pleasure in his defeat. That mockery reflects the common English attitude toward the Burgoyne type. Every time the critical genius is beaten while the foolish genius (*for both temperaments have their genius*) “murders through just fine,” it’s celebrated in England. But Burgoyne's failure wasn’t due to his own temperament; it stemmed from the foolish temperament. What any man could do in those circumstances, he did, and did it nobly and with dignity. He fell, and his ideal empire was torn apart, not because of his own failings, but because Sir George Germain overvalued the importance of his holiday in Kent and underestimated the challenge of conquering those distant and lesser beings, the colonists. And King George and the rest of the nation largely agreed with Germain. It’s worth noting that in America, where Burgoyne was an enemy and an invader, he was admired and commended. The atmosphere there is certainly more conducive to intellectual vitality.
I have described Burgoyne’s temperament as rather histrionic; and the reader will have observed that the Burgoyne of the Devil’s Disciple is a man who plays his part in life, and makes all its points, in the manner of a born high comedian. If he had been killed at Saratoga, with all his comedies unwritten, and his plan for turning As You Like It into a Beggar’s Opera unconceived, I should still have painted the same picture of him on the strength of his reply to the articles of capitulation proposed to him by his American conqueror General Gates. Here they are:
I’ve described Burgoyne’s temperament as quite dramatic; and you’ll notice that the Burgoyne in the Devil’s Disciple is a guy who really plays his role in life and hits all the key points like a natural born comedian. Even if he had been killed at Saratoga, with all his comedies unwritten and his idea of turning As You Like It into a Beggar’s Opera not yet thought of, I would still have painted the same picture of him based on his response to the surrender terms proposed by his American conqueror, General Gates. Here they are:
PROPOSITION
PROPOSAL
1. General Burgoyne’s army being reduced by repeated defeats, by desertion, sickness, etc., their provisions exhausted, their military horses, tents and baggage taken or destroyed, their retreat cut off, and their camp invested, they can only be allowed to surrender as prisoners of war.
1. General Burgoyne’s army, weakened by continuous defeats, desertions, illnesses, and so on, has run out of supplies. Their military horses, tents, and equipment have been captured or destroyed, their escape routes blocked, and their camp surrounded, leaving them with no option but to surrender as prisoners of war.
ANSWER
ANSWER
1. Lieut.-General Burgoyne’s army, however reduced, will never admit that their retreat is cut off while they have arms in their hands.
1. Lieutenant General Burgoyne's army, no matter how diminished, will never accept that their retreat is blocked as long as they still have weapons.
PROPOSITION
PROPOSAL
2. The officers and soldiers may keep the baggage belonging to them. The generals of the United States never permit individuals to be pillaged.
2. The officers and soldiers can keep their own baggage. The generals of the United States never allow anyone to be robbed.
ANSWER
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2. Noted.
Got it.
PROPOSITION
PROPOSAL
3. The troops under his Excellency General Burgoyne will be conducted by the most convenient route to New England, marching by easy marches, and sufficiently provided for by the way.
3. The troops under General Burgoyne will be taken along the easiest route to New England, marching at a comfortable pace and well-equipped along the way.
ANSWER
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3. Agreed.
Agreed.
PROPOSITION
PROPOSAL
4. The officers will be admitted on parole and will be treated with the liberality customary in such cases, so long as they, by proper behaviour, continue to deserve it; but those who are apprehended having broke their parole, as some British officers have done, must expect to be close confined.
4. The officers will be granted parole and will be treated generously, as is usually the case, as long as they continue to deserve it through good behavior. However, those who are caught breaking their parole, as some British officers have done, can expect to be placed under strict confinement.
ANSWER
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4. There being no officer in this army, under, or capable of being under, the description of breaking parole, this article needs no answer.
4. Since there is no officer in this army who falls under the definition of breaking parole, this article doesn’t require a response.
PROPOSITION
PROPOSAL
5. All public stores, artillery, arms, ammunition, carriages, horses, etc., etc., must be delivered to commissaries appointed to receive them.
5. All public supplies, including stores, artillery, weapons, ammunition, carriages, horses, etc., must be handed over to the commissaries designated to collect them.
ANSWER
ANSWER
5. All public stores may be delivered, arms excepted.
5. All public stores can be delivered, except for arms.
PROPOSITION
PROPOSAL
6. These terms being agreed to and signed, the troops under his Excellency’s, General Burgoyne’s command, may be drawn up in their encampments, where they will be ordered to ground their arms, and may thereupon be marched to the river-side on their way to Bennington.
6. Once these terms are agreed upon and signed, the troops under General Burgoyne's command can be assembled in their camps, where they will be instructed to lay down their arms, and then they can be marched to the riverside on their way to Bennington.
ANSWER
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6. This article is inadmissible in any extremity. Sooner than this army will consent to ground their arms in their encampments, they will rush on the enemy determined to take no quarter.
6. This article is unacceptable in any situation. This army would rather charge the enemy without mercy than lay down their arms in their camps.
And, later on, “If General Gates does not mean to recede from the 6th article, the treaty ends at once: the army will to a man proceed to any act of desperation sooner than submit to that article.”
And later on, “If General Gates doesn't plan to back down from the 6th article, the treaty is over right away: the entire army will do anything rather than accept that article.”
Here you have the man at his Burgoynest. Need I add that he had his own way; and that when the actual ceremony of surrender came, he would have played poor General Gates off the stage, had not that commander risen to the occasion by handing him back his sword.
Here you have the man at his Burgoyne's. Do I need to mention that he did things his own way; and that when the actual surrender ceremony happened, he would have sidelined poor General Gates if that commander hadn't stepped up by returning his sword.
In connection with the reference to Indians with scalping knives, who, with the troops hired from Germany, made up about half Burgoyne’s force, I may mention that Burgoyne offered two of them a reward to guide a Miss McCrea, betrothed to one of the English officers, into the English lines.
In reference to the Indians with scalping knives, who, along with the German troops, made up about half of Burgoyne’s force, I should mention that Burgoyne offered two of them a reward to lead a Miss McCrea, engaged to one of the English officers, into the English lines.
The two braves quarrelled about the reward; and the more sensitive of them, as a protest against the unfairness of the other, tomahawked the young lady. The usual retaliations were proposed under the popular titles of justice and so forth; but as the tribe of the slayer would certainly have followed suit by a massacre of whites on the Canadian frontier, Burgoyne was compelled to forgive the crime, to the intense disgust of indignant Christendom.
The two warriors argued over the reward; and the more sensitive of them, as a protest against the other’s unfairness, killed the young lady. The usual retaliations were suggested under the common idea of justice and similar concepts; but since the tribe of the killer would undoubtedly have responded with a massacre of whites on the Canadian frontier, Burgoyne had to overlook the crime, much to the intense disgust of outraged Christians.
BRUDENELL
Brudenell is also a real person. At least an artillery chaplain of that name distinguished himself at Saratoga by reading the burial service over Major Fraser under fire, and by a quite readable adventure, chronicled by Burgoyne, with Lady Harriet Ackland. Lady Harriet’s husband achieved the remarkable feat of killing himself, instead of his adversary, in a duel. He overbalanced himself in the heat of his swordsmanship, and fell with his head against a pebble. Lady Harriet then married the warrior chaplain, who, like Anthony Anderson in the play, seems to have mistaken his natural profession.
Brudenell is a real person too. At least, an artillery chaplain with that name stood out at Saratoga by performing the burial service for Major Fraser under fire, and he had quite an interesting adventure, documented by Burgoyne, involving Lady Harriet Ackland. Lady Harriet’s husband made the unusual mistake of accidentally killing himself instead of his opponent in a duel. He lost his balance during the duel and fell, hitting his head on a pebble. Lady Harriet then married the chaplain, who, like Anthony Anderson in the play, seems to have confused his true calling.
The rest of the Devil’s Disciple may have actually occurred, like most stories invented by dramatists; but I cannot produce any documents. Major Swindon’s name is invented; but the man, of course, is real. There are dozens of him extant to this day.
The rest of the Devil’s Disciple might have actually happened, just like most stories created by playwrights; but I can’t provide any documentation. Major Swindon’s name is made up; however, the person is definitely real. There are countless versions of him still around today.
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