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ABOUT THE HOLY BIBLE
A Lecture
By Robert G. Ingersoll
"In the nature of things there can be no evidence to establish the claim of Inspiration."
"In the nature of reality, there is no evidence to back up the claim of Inspiration."
1894.
Contents
ABOUT THE HOLY BIBLE.
THERE are many millions of people who believe the Bible to be the inspired word of God—millions who think that this book is staff and guide, counselor and consoler; that it fills the present with peace and the future with hope—millions who believe that it is the fountain of law, justice and mercy, and that to its wise and benign teachings the world is indebted for its liberty, wealth and civilization—millions who imagine that this book is a revelation from the wisdom and love of God to the brain and heart of man—millions who regard this book as a torch that conquers the darkness of death, and pours its radiance on another world—a world without a tear. They forget its ignorance and savagery, its hatred of liberty, its religious persecution; they remember heaven, but they forget the dungeon of eternal pain.
THERE are millions of people who believe the Bible is the inspired word of God—millions who see this book as their support and guide, their advisor and comforter; who think it brings peace in the present and hope for the future—millions who see it as the source of law, justice, and mercy, and believe that we owe our freedom, wealth, and civilization to its wise and kind teachings—millions who view this book as a revelation of God's wisdom and love to the minds and hearts of humanity—millions who see this book as a light that dispels the darkness of death and shines its glow on another world—a world without tears. They overlook its ignorance and brutality, its opposition to freedom, its history of religious persecution; they think of heaven, but forget about the dungeon of eternal suffering.
I. THE ORIGIN OF THE BIBLE.
A FEW wandering families—poor, wretched; without education, art or power; descendants of those who had been enslaved for four hundred years; ignorant as the inhabitants of Central Africa—had just escaped from their masters to the desert of Sinai.
A FEW wandering families—poor, miserable; lacking education, art, or power; descendants of those who had been enslaved for four hundred years; as uninformed as the people of Central Africa—had just escaped from their captors to the desert of Sinai.
Their leader was Moses, a man who had been raised in the family of Pharaoh, and had been taught the law and mythology of Egypt. For the purpose of controlling his followers he pretended that he was instructed and assisted by Jehovah, the god of these wanderers.
Their leader was Moses, a man who grew up in Pharaoh's household and learned the laws and mythology of Egypt. To control his followers, he claimed that he was guided and supported by Jehovah, the god of these wanderers.
Everything that happened was attributed to the interference of this god. Moses declared that he met this god face to face; that on Sinai's top from the hands of this god he had received the tables of stone on which, by the finger of this god, the Ten Commandments had been written, and that, in addition to this, Jehovah had made known the sacrifices and ceremonies that were pleasing to him and the laws by which the people should be governed.
Everything that happened was seen as the result of this god's interference. Moses stated that he encountered this god directly; that on the summit of Sinai, he received the stone tablets from this god, on which the Ten Commandments had been inscribed by this god's finger. Additionally, Jehovah revealed the sacrifices and rituals that pleased him, along with the laws that the people should follow.
In this way the Jewish religion and the Mosaic Code were established.
In this way, the Jewish religion and the Mosaic Code were established.
It is now claimed that this religion and these laws were and are revealed and established for all mankind.
It is now stated that this religion and these laws were and are revealed and established for everyone.
At that time these wanderers had no commerce with other nations—they had no written language—they could neither read nor write. They had no means by which they could make this revelation known to other nations, and so it remained buried in the jargon of a few ignorant, impoverished and unknown tribes for more than two thousand years.
At that time, these wanderers had no trade with other nations—they had no written language—they couldn’t read or write. They had no way to share this revelation with other nations, so it stayed hidden in the language of a few ignorant, poor, and unknown tribes for over two thousand years.
Many centuries after Moses, the leader, was dead—many centuries after all his followers had passed away—the Pentateuch was written, the work of many writers, and to give it force and authority it was claimed that Moses was the author.
Many centuries after Moses, the leader, had died—many centuries after all his followers were gone—the Pentateuch was written, created by multiple writers, and to lend it strength and credibility, it was asserted that Moses was the author.
We now know that the Pentateuch was not written by Moses.
We now know that Moses did not write the Pentateuch.
Towns are mentioned that were not in existence when Moses lived.
Towns are mentioned that didn't exist when Moses was alive.
Money, not coined until centuries after his death, is mentioned.
Money, which wasn’t minted until centuries after his death, is mentioned.
So, many of the laws were not applicable to wanderers on the desert—laws about agriculture, about the sacrifice of oxen, sheep and doves, about the weaving of cloth, about ornaments of gold and silver, about the cultivation of land, about harvest, about the threshing of grain, about houses and temples, about cities of refuge, and about many other subjects of no possible application to a few starving wanderers over the sands and rocks.
So, many of the laws didn’t apply to those wandering in the desert—laws about farming, sacrificing oxen, sheep, and doves, weaving cloth, gold and silver jewelry, cultivating land, harvesting, threshing grain, houses and temples, cities of refuge, and many other topics that were completely irrelevant to a few starving wanderers in the sand and rocks.
It is now not only admitted by intelligent and honest theologians that Moses was not the author of the Pentateuch, but they all admit that no one knows who the authors were, or who wrote any one of these books, or a chapter or a line. We know that the books were not written in the same generation; that they were not all written by one person; that they are filled with mistakes and contradictions.
It is now widely acknowledged by smart and honest theologians that Moses was not the author of the Pentateuch, and they all agree that no one knows who the authors were, or who wrote any of these books, or any chapter or line. We understand that the books weren't written in the same generation; that they weren't all written by one person; and that they contain errors and contradictions.
It is also admitted that Joshua did not write the book that bears his name, because it refers to events that did not happen until long after his death.
It is also accepted that Joshua did not write the book that carries his name, as it mentions events that occurred long after his death.
No one knows, or pretends to know, the author of Judges; all we know is that it was written centuries after all the judges had ceased to exist. No one knows the author of Ruth, nor of First and Second Samuel; all we know is that Samuel did not write the books that bear his name. In the 25th chapter of First Samuel is an account of Samuel's death, and in the 27th chapter is an account of the raising of Samuel by the Witch of Endor.
No one knows, or claims to know, who wrote Judges; all we know is that it was written centuries after all the judges were gone. No one knows who wrote Ruth, or First and Second Samuel; all we know is that Samuel didn’t write the books that carry his name. In the 25th chapter of First Samuel, there’s a story about Samuel’s death, and in the 27th chapter, there’s a story about the Witch of Endor bringing Samuel back to life.
No one knows the author of First and Second Kings or First and Second Chronicles; all we know is that these books are of no value.
No one knows who wrote First and Second Kings or First and Second Chronicles; all we can say is that these books aren't of any value.
We know that the Psalms were not written by David. In the Psalms the Captivity is spoken of, and that did not happen until about five hundred years after David slept with his fathers.
We know that the Psalms weren’t written by David. In the Psalms, there’s mention of the Captivity, which didn’t happen until about five hundred years after David passed away.
We know that Solomon did not write the Proverbs or the Song; that Isaiah was not the author of the book that bears his name; that no one knows the author of Job, Ecclesiastes or Esther, or of any book in the Old Testament, with the exception of Ezra.
We know that Solomon didn't write the Proverbs or the Song; that Isaiah wasn't the author of the book that has his name; that nobody knows who wrote Job, Ecclesiastes, or Esther, or any book in the Old Testament, except for Ezra.
We know that God is not mentioned or in any way referred to in the book of Esther. We know, too, that the book is cruel, absurd and impossible.
We know that God isn't mentioned or referred to at all in the book of Esther. We also know that the book is harsh, ridiculous, and unrealistic.
God is not mentioned in the Song of Solomon, the best book in the Old Testament.
God is not mentioned in the Song of Solomon, the best book in the Old Testament.
And we know that Ecclesiastes was written by an unbeliever.
And we know that Ecclesiastes was written by someone who didn't believe.
We know, too, that the Jews themselves had not decided as to what books were inspired—were authentic—until the second century after Christ.
We also know that the Jews themselves didn't determine which books were inspired—were authentic—until the second century after Christ.
We know that the idea of inspiration was of slow growth, and that the inspiration was determined by those who had certain ends to accomplish.
We understand that the concept of inspiration developed gradually, and that it was shaped by people who had specific goals to achieve.
II. IS THE OLD TESTAMENT INSPIRED?
If it is, it should be a book that no man—no number of men—could produce.
If that's the case, it should be a book that no one—no group of people—could create.
It should contain the perfection of philosophy.
It should embody the ideal of philosophy.
It should perfectly accord with every fact in nature.
It should align perfectly with every fact in nature.
There should be no mistakes in astronomy, geology, or as to any subject or science.
There shouldn't be any mistakes in astronomy, geology, or any other subject or science.
Its morality should be the highest, the purest.
Its morality should be the highest and the purest.
Its laws and regulations for the control of conduct should be just, wise, perfect, and perfectly adapted to the accomplishment of the ends desired.
Its laws and regulations for controlling behavior should be fair, smart, effective, and perfectly suited to achieving the intended goals.
It should contain nothing calculated to make man cruel, revengeful, vindictive or infamous.
It shouldn't include anything that would make a person cruel, vengeful, spiteful, or infamous.
It should be filled with intelligence, justice, purity, honesty, mercy and the spirit of liberty.
It should be filled with intelligence, justice, purity, honesty, mercy, and the spirit of freedom.
It should be opposed to strife and war, to slavery and lust, to ignorance, credulity and superstition.
It should be against conflict and war, against slavery and desire, against ignorance, naivety, and superstition.
It should develop the brain and civilize the heart.
It should nurture the mind and refine the heart.
It should satisfy the heart and brain of the best and wisest.
It should satisfy the hearts and minds of the best and most intelligent.
It should be true.
It should be real.
Does the Old Testament satisfy this standard?
Does the Old Testament meet this standard?
Is there anything in the Old Testament—in history, in theory, in law, in government, in morality, in science—above and beyond the ideas, the beliefs, the customs and prejudices of its authors and the people among whom they lived?
Is there anything in the Old Testament—in history, in theory, in law, in government, in morality, in science—beyond the ideas, beliefs, customs, and biases of its authors and the people they lived among?
Is there one ray of light from any supernatural source?
Is there a single ray of light from any supernatural source?
The ancient Hebrews believed that this earth was the centre of the universe, and that the sun, moon and stars were specks in the sky.
The ancient Hebrews thought that the earth was the center of the universe, and that the sun, moon, and stars were just tiny dots in the sky.
With this the Bible agrees.
The Bible agrees with this.
They thought the earth was flat, with four corners; that the sky, the firmament, was solid—the floor of Jehovah's house.
They believed the earth was flat, with four corners; that the sky, the firmament, was solid—the floor of God's house.
The Bible teaches the same.
The Bible says the same.
They imagined that the sun journeyed about the earth, and that by stopping the sun the day could be lengthened.
They thought that the sun moved around the earth, and that by stopping the sun, the day could be made longer.
The Bible agrees with this.
The Bible supports this.
They believed that Adam and Eve were the first man and woman; that they had been created but a few years before, and that they, the Hebrews, were their direct descendants.
They believed that Adam and Eve were the first man and woman; that they had been created just a few years earlier, and that they, the Hebrews, were their direct descendants.
This the Bible teaches.
This is what the Bible teaches.
If anything is, or can be, certain, the writers of the Bible were mistaken about creation, astronomy, geology; about the causes of phenomena, the origin of evil and the cause of death.
If anything is certain, the writers of the Bible were wrong about creation, astronomy, geology; about the reasons for phenomena, the origin of evil, and the cause of death.
Now, it must be admitted that if an Infinite Being is the author of the Bible, he knew all sciences, all facts, and could not have made a mistake.
Now, it has to be acknowledged that if an Infinite Being is the author of the Bible, then he knew all sciences, all facts, and couldn't have made a mistake.
If, then, there are mistakes, misconceptions, false theories, ignorant myths and blunders in the Bible, it must have been written by finite beings; that is to say, by ignorant and mistaken men.
If there are mistakes, misconceptions, false theories, ignorant myths, and blunders in the Bible, it must have been written by limited beings; in other words, by uninformed and mistaken people.
Nothing can be clearer than this.
Nothing could be clearer than this.
For centuries the Church insisted that the Bible was absolutely true; that it contained no mistakes; that the story of creation was true; that its astronomy and geology were in accord with the facts; that the scientists who differed with the Old Testament were infidels and atheists.
For centuries, the Church maintained that the Bible was entirely true, that it had no errors, that the creation story was accurate, and that its astronomy and geology aligned with the facts. Those scientists who disagreed with the Old Testament were considered infidels and atheists.
Now this has changed. The educated Christians admit that the writers of the Bible were not inspired as to any science. They now say that God, or Jehovah, did not inspire the writers of his book for the purpose of instructing the world about astronomy, geology or any science. They now admit that the inspired men who wrote the Old Testament knew nothing about any science, and that they wrote about the earth and stars, the sun and moon, in accordance with the general ignorance of the time.
Now this has changed. Educated Christians now acknowledge that the authors of the Bible weren’t inspired regarding any scientific matters. They now claim that God, or Jehovah, did not inspire the writers of his book to teach the world about astronomy, geology, or any science. They now accept that the inspired men who wrote the Old Testament had no knowledge of science and that their descriptions of the earth, stars, sun, and moon reflected the common ignorance of their time.
It required many centuries to force the theologians to this admission. Reluctantly, full of malice and hatred, the priests retired from the field, leaving the victory with science.
It took many centuries to get the theologians to admit this. Reluctantly, filled with bitterness and hatred, the priests withdrew from the field, conceding victory to science.
They took another position:
They changed their stance:
They declared that the authors, or rather the writers, of the Bible were inspired in spiritual and moral things; that Jehovah wanted to make known to his children his will and his infinite love for his children; that Jehovah, seeing his people wicked, ignorant and depraved, wished to make them merciful and just, wise and spiritual, and that the Bible is inspired in its laws, in the religion it teaches and in its ideas of government.
They stated that the authors, or more specifically, the writers, of the Bible were inspired when it came to spiritual and moral matters; that Jehovah wanted to reveal His will and His boundless love for His children; that Jehovah, noticing His people were wicked, ignorant, and corrupt, sought to guide them to be merciful and just, wise and spiritual, and that the Bible is inspired in its laws, in the religion it promotes, and in its concepts of government.
This is the issue now. Is the Bible any nearer right in its ideas of justice, of mercy, of morality or of religion than in its conception of the sciences?
This is the issue now. Is the Bible any closer to being correct in its ideas of justice, mercy, morality, or religion than it is in its understanding of the sciences?
Is it moral?
Is it ethical?
It upholds slavery—it sanctions polygamy.
It supports slavery—it allows polygamy.
Could a devil have done worse?
Could a devil have done any worse?
Is it merciful?
Is it compassionate?
In war it raised the black flag; it commanded the destruction, the massacre, of all—of the old, infirm, and helpless—of wives and babes.
In war, it raised the black flag; it ordered the destruction, the massacre, of everyone—the old, sick, and vulnerable—of wives and babies.
Were its laws inspired?
Were its laws influenced?
Hundreds of offenses were punished with death. To pick up sticks on Sunday, to murder your father on Monday, were equal crimes. There is in the literature of the world no bloodier code. The law of revenge—of retaliation—was the law of Jehovah. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a limb for a limb.
Hundreds of crimes were punishable by death. Picking up sticks on Sunday or murdering your father on Monday were seen as the same level of offense. There's no other code in world literature that's as brutal. The law of revenge—of getting back at others—was the law of Jehovah. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a limb for a limb.
This is savagery—not philosophy.
This is brutality—not philosophy.
Is it just and reasonable?
Is it fair and reasonable?
The Bible is opposed to religious toleration—to religious liberty. Whoever differed with the majority was stoned to death. Investigation was a crime. Husbands were ordered to denounce and to assist in killing their unbelieving wives.
The Bible is against religious toleration—against religious freedom. Anyone who disagreed with the majority was stoned to death. Inquiry was considered a crime. Husbands were instructed to betray and help kill their unbelieving wives.
It is the enemy of Art. "Thou shalt make no graven image." This was the death of Art.
It is the enemy of Art. "You shall not make any carved images." This was the end of Art.
Palestine never produced a painter or a sculptor.
Palestine never had a painter or a sculptor.
Is the Bible civilized?
Is the Bible civil?
It upholds lying, larceny, robbery, murder, the selling of diseased meat to strangers, and even the sacrifice of human beings to Jehovah.
It supports lying, theft, robbery, murder, selling spoiled meat to strangers, and even sacrificing people to God.
Is it philosophical?
Is it deep?
It teaches that the sins of a people can be transferred to an animal—to a goat. It makes maternity an offense, for which a sin offering had to be made.
It teaches that the sins of a community can be passed on to an animal—specifically, a goat. It makes motherhood a wrongdoing, for which a sin offering had to be made.
It was wicked to give birth to a boy, and twice as wicked to give birth to a girl.
It was wrong to give birth to a boy, and even more wrong to give birth to a girl.
To make hair-oil like that used by the priests was an offense punishable with death.
To make hair oil like the kind used by the priests was a crime that could be punished by death.
The blood of a bird killed over running water was regarded as medicine.
The blood of a bird killed over flowing water was considered a remedy.
Would a civilized God daub his altars with the blood of oxen, lambs and doves? Would he make all his priests butchers? Would he delight in the smell of burning flesh?
Would a civilized God cover his altars with the blood of cows, lambs, and doves? Would he turn all his priests into butchers? Would he enjoy the smell of burning flesh?
III. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
SOME Christian lawyers—some eminent and stupid judges—have said and still say, that the Ten Commandments are the foundation of all law.
SOME Christian lawyers—some notable and foolish judges—have said and still say that the Ten Commandments are the basis of all law.
Nothing could be more absurd. Long before these Commandments were given there were codes of laws in India and Egypt—laws against murder, perjury, larceny, adultery and fraud. Such laws are as old as human society; as old as the love of life; as old as industry; as the idea of prosperity; as old as human love.
Nothing could be more ridiculous. Long before these Commandments were given, there were legal codes in India and Egypt—laws against murder, lying under oath, theft, adultery, and fraud. Such laws are as ancient as human society; as ancient as the love of life; as ancient as work; as ancient as the concept of prosperity; as ancient as human love.
All of the Ten Commandments that are good were old; all that were new are foolish. If Jehovah had been civilized he would have left out the commandment about keeping the Sabbath, and in its place would have said: "Thou shalt not enslave thy fellow-men." He would have omitted the one about swearing, and said: "The man shall have but one wife, and the woman but one husband." He would have left out the one about graven images, and in its stead would have said: "Thou shalt not wage wars of extermination, and thou shalt not unsheathe the sword except in self-defense."
All the good Ten Commandments were old; all the new ones are foolish. If Jehovah had been civilized, He would have removed the commandment about keeping the Sabbath and instead said, "You shall not enslave your fellow humans." He would have left out the one about swearing and said, "A man shall have only one wife, and a woman shall have only one husband." He would have eliminated the commandment about graven images and instead said, "You shall not wage wars of extermination, and you shall not draw your sword except in self-defense."
If Jehovah had been civilized, how much grander the Ten Commandments would have been.
If Jehovah had been more civilized, the Ten Commandments would have been much more impressive.
All that we call progress—the enfranchisement of man, of labor, the substitution of imprisonment for death, of fine for imprisonment, the destruction of polygamy, the establishing of free speech, of the rights of conscience; in short, all that has tended to the development and civilization of man; all the results of investigation, observation, experience and free thought; all that man has accomplished for the benefit of man since the close of the Dark Ages—has been done in spite of the Old Testament.
All that we refer to as progress—the granting of rights to individuals, labor reform, replacing the death penalty with imprisonment, replacing imprisonment with fines, the abolition of polygamy, the establishment of free speech, and the rights of personal beliefs; in short, everything that has contributed to human development and civilization; all the results of research, observation, experience, and independent thinking; everything humanity has achieved for its own benefit since the end of the Dark Ages—has happened regardless of the Old Testament.
Let me further illustrate the morality, the mercy, the philosophy and goodness of the Old Testament:
Let me further illustrate the morals, the compassion, the philosophy, and the goodness of the Old Testament:
THE STORY OF ACHAN.
Joshua took the City of Jericho. Before the fall of the city he declared that all the spoil taken should be given to the Lord.
Joshua conquered the City of Jericho. Before the city fell, he announced that all the loot taken would be given to the Lord.
In spite of this order Achan secreted a garment, some silver and gold.
In spite of this order, Achan hid a garment, some silver, and gold.
Afterwards Joshua tried to take the city of Ai. He failed and many of his soldiers were slain.
After that, Joshua attempted to capture the city of Ai. He was unsuccessful, and many of his soldiers were killed.
Joshua sought for the cause of his defeat and he found that Achan had secreted a garment, two hundred shekels of silver and a wedge of gold. To this Achan confessed.
Joshua looked for the reason behind his defeat and discovered that Achan had hidden a garment, two hundred shekels of silver, and a wedge of gold. Achan admitted to this.
And thereupon Joshua took Achan, his sons and his daughters, his oxen and his sheep—stoned them all to death and burned their bodies.
And then Joshua took Achan, his sons and daughters, his oxen and his sheep—he stoned them all to death and burned their bodies.
There is nothing to show that the sons and daughters had committed any crime. Certainly, the oxen and sheep should not have been stoned to death for the crime of their owner. This was the justice, the mercy, of Jehovah!
There’s no evidence that the sons and daughters did anything wrong. Clearly, the oxen and sheep shouldn’t have been stoned to death for their owner’s crime. This was the justice and mercy of Jehovah!
After Joshua had committed this crime, with the help of Jehovah he captured the city of Ai.
After Joshua committed this crime, he captured the city of Ai with Jehovah's help.
THE STORY OF ELISHA.
"And he went up thence unto Bethel, and as he was going up by the way there came forth little children out of the city and mocked him, and said unto him, 'Go up, thou baldhead.
"And he went up from there to Bethel, and as he was on his way, little kids came out of the city and mocked him, saying to him, 'Get out of here, you baldhead.'"
"And he turned back and looked at them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she-bears out of the wood and tore forty and two children of them."
"And he turned around and looked at them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. Then two female bears came out of the woods and attacked forty-two of those kids."
This was the work of the good God—the merciful Jehovah!
This was the work of the good God—the compassionate Jehovah!
THE STORY OF DANIEL.
King Darius had honored and exalted Daniel, and the native princes were jealous. So they induced the King to sign a decree to the effect that any man who should make a petition to any god or man except to King Darius, for thirty days, should be cast into the den of lions.
King Darius had respected and elevated Daniel, which made the local officials jealous. They convinced the King to sign a decree stating that anyone who made a request to any god or person other than King Darius, for thirty days, would be thrown into the lions' den.
Afterwards these men found that Daniel, with his face toward Jerusalem, prayed three times a day to Jehovah.
Afterward, these men discovered that Daniel, facing Jerusalem, prayed to God three times a day.
Thereupon Daniel was cast into the den of lions; a stone was placed at the mouth of the den and sealed with the King's seal.
Thereupon, Daniel was thrown into the lions' den; a stone was placed at the entrance of the den and sealed with the King's seal.
The King passed a bad night. The next morning he went to the den and cried out to Daniel. Daniel answered and told the King that God had sent his angel and shut the mouths of the lions.
The King had a terrible night. The next morning, he went to the den and shouted for Daniel. Daniel replied and told the King that God had sent his angel and shut the mouths of the lions.
Daniel was taken out alive and well, and the King was converted and believed in Daniel's god.
Daniel was brought out alive and in good health, and the King was transformed and believed in Daniel's God.
Darius, being then a believer in the true God, sent for the men who had accused Daniel, and for their wives and their children, and cast them all into the lions' den.
Darius, who believed in the true God, summoned the men who had accused Daniel, along with their wives and children, and threw them all into the lions' den.
"And the lions had the mastery of them, and brake all their bones in pieces, or ever they came at the bottom of the pit."
"And the lions had complete control over them, breaking all their bones into pieces before they even reached the bottom of the pit."
What had the wives and little children done? How had they offended King Darius, the believer in Jehovah? Who protected Daniel? Jehovah! Who failed to protect the innocent wives and children? Jehovah!
What had the wives and little children done? How had they upset King Darius, the believer in Jehovah? Who looked out for Daniel? Jehovah! Who didn’t protect the innocent wives and children? Jehovah!
THE STORY OF JOSEPH.
Pharaoh had a dream, and this dream was interpreted by Joseph.
According to this interpretation there was to be in Egypt seven years of plenty, followed by seven years of famine. Joseph advised Pharaoh to buy all the surplus of the seven plentiful years and store it up against the years of famine.
According to this interpretation, there would be seven years of abundance in Egypt, followed by seven years of famine. Joseph suggested to Pharaoh that he should purchase all the surplus from the seven abundant years and store it for the years of famine.
Pharaoh appointed Joseph as his minister or agent, and ordered him to buy the grain of the plentiful years.
Pharaoh appointed Joseph as his minister and instructed him to buy the grain from the abundant years.
Then came the famine. The people came to the King for help. He told them to go to Joseph and do as he said.
Then the famine hit. The people went to the King for help. He told them to go to Joseph and follow his instructions.
Joseph sold corn to the Egyptians until all their money was gone—until he had it all.
Joseph sold corn to the Egyptians until they ran out of money—until he had it all.
When the money was gone the people said: "Give us corn and we will give you our cattle."
When the money ran out, the people said: "Give us corn and we’ll give you our cattle."
Joseph let them have corn until all their cattle, their horses and their flocks had been given to him.
Joseph let them have corn until all their cattle, horses, and flocks were given to him.
Then the people said: "Give us corn and we will give you our lands."
Then the people said, "Give us corn and we will give you our land."
So Joseph let them have corn until all their lands were gone.
So Joseph gave them grain until they had no land left.
But the famine continued, and so the poor wretches sold themselves, and they became the servants of Pharoah.
But the famine went on, so the unfortunate people sold themselves, and they became servants of Pharaoh.
Then Joseph gave them seed, and made an agreement with them that they should forever give one-fifth of all they raised to Pharaoh.
Then Joseph gave them seed and made a deal with them that they would always give one-fifth of everything they produced to Pharaoh.
Who enabled Joseph to interpret the dream of Pharaoh? Jehovah! Did he know at the time that Joseph would use the information thus given to rob and enslave the people of Egypt? Yes. Who produced the famine? Jehovah!
Who helped Joseph interpret Pharaoh's dream? Jehovah! Did He know at that moment that Joseph would use the information to take advantage of and enslave the people of Egypt? Yes. Who caused the famine? Jehovah!
It is perfectly apparent that the Jews did not think of Jehovah as the God of Egypt—the God of all the world. He was their God, and theirs alone. Other nations had gods, but Jehovah was the greatest of all. He hated other nations and other gods, and abhorred all religions except the worship of himself.
It is clear that the Jews did not see Jehovah as the God of Egypt—or the God of everyone. He was their God, and theirs alone. Other nations had their own gods, but Jehovah was the greatest of all. He despised other nations and other gods and rejected all religions except for the worship of himself.
IV. WHAT IS IT ALL WORTH?
WILL some Christian scholar tell us the value of Genesis?
We know that it is not true—that it contradicts itself. There are two accounts of the creation in the first and second chapters. In the first account birds and beasts were created before man.
We know that this isn't true—it contradicts itself. There are two accounts of creation in the first and second chapters. In the first account, birds and animals were created before humans.
In the second, man was created before the birds and beasts.
In the second version, humans were created before the birds and animals.
In the first, fowls are made out of the water.
In the first, birds are created from the water.
In the second, fowls are made out of the ground.
In the second, birds are created from the ground.
In the first, Adam and Eve are created together.
In the first, Adam and Eve are created together.
In the second, Adam is made; then the beasts and birds, and then Eve is created from one of Adam's ribs.
In the second, Adam is created; then the animals and birds, and then Eve is made from one of Adam's ribs.
These stories are far older than the Pentateuch.
These stories are much older than the Pentateuch.
Persian: God created the world in six days, a man called Adama, a woman called Evah, and then rested.
Persian: God created the world in six days, a man named Adam, a woman named Eve, and then took a break.
The Etruscan, Babylonian, Phoenician, Chaldean and the Egyptian stories are much the same.
The stories of the Etruscans, Babylonians, Phoenicians, Chaldeans, and Egyptians are pretty much the same.
The Persians, Greeks, Egyptians, Chinese and Hindus have their Garden of Eden and the Tree of Life.
The Persians, Greeks, Egyptians, Chinese, and Hindus all have their versions of the Garden of Eden and the Tree of Life.
So the Persians, the Babylonians, the Nubians, the people of Southern India, all had the story of the Fall of Man and the subtle serpent.
So the Persians, the Babylonians, the Nubians, and the people of Southern India all had the story of the Fall of Man and the sly serpent.
The Chinese say that sin came into the world by the disobedience of woman. And even the Tahitians tell us that man was created from the earth, and the first woman from one of his bones.
The Chinese believe that sin entered the world through a woman's disobedience. The Tahitians also tell us that man was made from the earth, and the first woman was created from one of his bones.
All these stories are equally authentic and of equal value to the world, and all the authors were equally inspired.
All these stories are just as real and equally important to the world, and all the authors were equally inspired.
We know also that the story of the Flood is much older than the book of Genesis, and we know besides that it is not true.
We also know that the story of the Flood is much older than the book of Genesis, and we also know that it isn't true.
We know that this story in Genesis was copied from the Chaldean. There you find all about the rain, the ark, the animals, the dove that was sent out three times, and the mountain on which the ark rested.
We know that this story in Genesis was taken from the Chaldean. There, you can find everything about the rain, the ark, the animals, the dove that was sent out three times, and the mountain where the ark landed.
So the Hindus, Chinese, Parsees, Persians, Greeks, Mexicans and Scandinavians have substantially the same story.
So the Hindus, Chinese, Parsees, Persians, Greeks, Mexicans, and Scandinavians have pretty much the same story.
We also knew that the account of the Tower of Babel is an ignorant and childish fable.
We also knew that the story of the Tower of Babel is a naive and silly tale.
What then is left in this inspired book of Genesis? Is there a word calculated to develop the heart or brain? Is there an elevated thought—any great principle—anything poetic—any word that bursts into blossom?
What is left in this inspiring book of Genesis? Is there a word meant to nurture the heart or mind? Is there a profound thought—any significant principle—something poetic—any word that comes to life?
Is there anything except a dreary and detailed statement of things that never happened?
Is there really anything other than a boring and lengthy account of things that never took place?
Is there anything in Exodus calculated to make men generous, loving and noble?
Is there anything in Exodus that encourages people to be generous, loving, and noble?
Is it well to teach children that God tortured the innocent cattle of the Egyptians—bruised them to death with hailstones—on account of the sins of Pharoah?
Is it right to teach kids that God tortured the innocent cattle of the Egyptians—beating them to death with hailstones—because of Pharaoh's sins?
Does it make us merciful to believe that God killed the firstborn of the Egyptians—the firstborn of the poor and suffering people—of the poor girl working at the mill—because of the wickedness of the King?
Does believing that God killed the firstborn of the Egyptians—the firstborn of the poor and suffering people—of the poor girl working at the mill—because of the King’s wickedness make us merciful?
Can we believe that the gods of Egypt worked miracles? Did they change water into blood, and sticks into serpents?
Can we really believe that the gods of Egypt performed miracles? Did they turn water into blood and sticks into snakes?
In Exodus there is not one original thought or line of value.
In Exodus, there's not a single original idea or valuable line.
We know, if we know anything, that this book was written by savages—savages who believed in slavery, polygamy and wars of extermination. We know that the story told is impossible, and that the miracles were never performed. This book admits that there are other gods besides Jehovah. In the 17th chapter is this verse: "Now I know that the Lord is greater than all gods, for, in the thing wherein they dealt proudly, he was above them."
We know, if we know anything, that this book was written by people who were not civilized—people who believed in slavery, polygamy, and wiping out entire groups. We know that the story it tells is unbelievable, and that the miracles never actually happened. This book acknowledges that there are other gods besides Jehovah. In the 17th chapter is this verse: "Now I know that the Lord is greater than all gods, for, in the thing wherein they dealt proudly, he was above them."
So, in this blessed book is taught the duty of human sacrifice—the sacrifice of babes.
So, this blessed book teaches the duty of human sacrifice—the sacrifice of infants.
In the 22d chapter is this command: "Thou shalt not delay to offer the first of thy ripe fruits and of thy liquors: the first born of thy sons thou shalt give unto me."
In the 22nd chapter is this command: "You must not delay to offer the first of your ripe fruits and your drinks: you shall give me the firstborn of your sons."
Has Exodus been a help or a hindrance to the human race?
Has Exodus been helpful or harmful to humanity?
Take from Exodus the laws common to all nations, and is there anything of value left?
Take the laws from Exodus that are common to all nations, and is there anything of value left?
Is there anything in Leviticus of importance? Is there a chapter worth reading? What interest have we in the clothes of priests, the curtains and candles of the tabernacle, the tongs and shovels of the altar or the hair-oil used by the Levites?
Is there anything important in Leviticus? Is there a chapter worth reading? What do we care about the clothes of priests, the curtains and candles of the tabernacle, the tongs and shovels of the altar, or the hair oil used by the Levites?
Of what use the cruel code, the frightful punishments, the curses, the falsehoods and the miracles of this ignorant and infamous book?
Of what use are the harsh laws, the terrible punishments, the curses, the lies, and the miracles of this ignorant and infamous book?
And what is there in the book of Numbers—with its sacrifices and water of jealousy, with its shew-bread and spoons, its kids and fine flour, its oil and candlesticks, its cucumbers, onions and manna—to assist and instruct mankind? What interest have we in the rebellion of Korah, the water of separation, the ashes of a red heifer, the brazen serpent, the water that followed the people uphill and down for forty years, and the inspired donkey of the prophet Balaam? Have these absurdities and cruelties—these childish, savage superstitions—helped to civilize the world?
And what does the book of Numbers offer—with its sacrifices and the water of jealousy, its showbread and spoons, its kids and fine flour, its oil and candlesticks, its cucumbers, onions, and manna—to help and guide humanity? What relevance do we find in Korah's rebellion, the water of separation, the ashes of a red heifer, the bronze serpent, the water that followed the people up and down for forty years, and the talking donkey of the prophet Balaam? Have these strange and cruel practices—these childish, brutal superstitions—contributed to civilizing the world?
Is there anything in Joshua—with its wars, its murders and massacres, its swords dripping with the blood of mothers and babes, its tortures, maimings and mutilations, its fraud and fury, its hatred and revenge—calculated to improve the world?
Is there anything in Joshua—with its wars, its murders and massacres, its swords soaked with the blood of mothers and babies, its tortures, maimings and mutilations, its deceit and rage, its hatred and vengeance—that is meant to make the world better?
Does not every chapter shock the heart of a good man? Is it a book to be read by children?
Doesn't every chapter shock the heart of a good person? Is this a book meant for children?
The book of Joshua is as merciless as famine, as ferocious as the heart of a wild beast. It is a history—a justification—a sanctification of nearly every crime.
The book of Joshua is as ruthless as hunger, as brutal as the heart of a wild animal. It is a history—a justification—a sanctification of almost every crime.
The book of Judges is about the same, nothing but war and bloodshed; the horrible story of Jael and Sisera; of Gideon and his trumpets and pitchers; of Jephtha and his daughter, whom he murdered to please Jehovah.
The book of Judges is pretty much the same, just war and bloodshed; the awful story of Jael and Sisera; of Gideon with his trumpets and jars; of Jephtha and his daughter, whom he sacrificed to honor Jehovah.
Here we find the story of Samson, in which a sun-god is changed to a Hebrew giant.
Here we have the story of Samson, where a sun god transforms into a Hebrew giant.
Read this book of Joshua—read of the slaughter of women, of wives, of mothers and babes—read its impossible miracles, its ruthless crimes, and all done according to the commands of Jehovah, and tell me whether this book is calculated to make us forgiving, generous and loving.
Read this book of Joshua—read about the killing of women, wives, mothers, and babies—read of its unbelievable miracles, its cruel crimes, all carried out according to the commands of Jehovah, and tell me whether this book is meant to make us forgiving, generous, and loving.
I admit that the history of Ruth is in some respects a beautiful and touching story; that it is naturally told, and that her love for Naomi was deep and pure. But in the matter of courtship we would hardly advise our daughters to follow the example of Ruth. Still, we must remember that Ruth was a widow.
I acknowledge that the story of Ruth is, in many ways, a beautiful and sentimental tale; it’s told in a straightforward manner, and her love for Naomi was genuine and strong. However, when it comes to courtship, we probably wouldn’t recommend our daughters to emulate Ruth. Nevertheless, we should keep in mind that Ruth was a widow.
Is there anything worth reading in the first and second books of Samuel? Ought a prophet of God to hew a captured king in pieces? Is the story of the ark, its capture and return of importance to us? Is it possible that it was right, just and merciful to kill fifty thousand men because they had looked into a box? Of what use to us are the wars of Saul and David, the stories of Goliath and the Witch of Endor? Why should Jehovah have killed Uzzah for putting forth his hand to steady the ark, and forgiven David for murdering Uriah and stealing his wife?
Is there anything worth reading in the first and second books of Samuel? Should a prophet of God really cut a captured king into pieces? Is the story of the ark, its capture and return, significant for us? Is it justifiable to kill fifty thousand men for looking inside a box? What do the wars of Saul and David, the tales of Goliath and the Witch of Endor, matter to us? Why did Jehovah strike down Uzzah for trying to steady the ark, while forgiving David for killing Uriah and taking his wife?
According to "Samuel," David took a census of the people. This excited the wrath of Jehovah, and as a punishment he allowed David to choose seven years of famine, a flight of three months from pursuing enemies, or three days of pestilence. David, having confidence in God, chose the three days of pestilence; and, thereupon, God, the compassionate, on account of the sin of David, killed seventy thousand innocent men!
According to "Samuel," David conducted a census of the people. This angered Jehovah, and as punishment, He gave David the choice of seven years of famine, three months fleeing from enemies, or three days of plague. Trusting in God, David chose the three days of plague; and as a result, God, in His compassion, allowed seventy thousand innocent men to die because of David's sin!
Under the same circumstances, what would a devil have done?
Under the same circumstances, what would a devil do?
Is there anything in First and Second Kings that suggests the idea of inspiration?
Is there anything in First and Second Kings that hints at the concept of inspiration?
When David is dying he tells his son Solomon to murder Joab—not to let his hoar head go down to the grave in peace. With his last breath he commands his son to bring down the hoar head of Shimei to the grave with blood. Having uttered these merciful words, the good David, the man after God's heart, slept with his fathers.
When David is dying, he tells his son Solomon to kill Joab—not to let his gray head go to the grave in peace. With his last breath, he instructs his son to bring Shimei’s gray head to the grave with blood. After saying these harsh words, the good David, the man after God's own heart, passed away and joined his ancestors.
Was it necessary to inspire the man who wrote the history of the building of the temple, the story of the visit of the Queen of Sheba, or to tell the number of Solomon's wives?
Was it really necessary to encourage the person who documented the construction of the temple, the account of the Queen of Sheba's visit, or to mention how many wives Solomon had?
What care we for the withering of Jereboam's hand, the prophecy of Jehu, or the story of Elijah and the ravens?
What do we care about the withering of Jeroboam's hand, the prophecy of Jehu, or the story of Elijah and the ravens?
Can we believe that Elijah brought flames from heaven, or that he went at last to Paradise in a chariot of fire?
Can we really believe that Elijah brought down fire from heaven, or that he finally went to Paradise in a chariot of fire?
Can we believe in the multiplication of the widow's oil by Elisha, that an army was smitten with blindness, or that an axe floated in the water?
Can we really believe in the multiplication of the widow's oil by Elisha, that an army was struck blind, or that an axe floated in the water?
Does it civilize us to read about the beheading of the seventy sons of Ahab, the putting out of the eyes of Zedekiah and the murder of his sons? Is there one word in First and Second Kings calculated to make men better?
Does reading about the beheading of the seventy sons of Ahab, the blinding of Zedekiah, and the murder of his sons make us more civilized? Is there even a single word in First and Second Kings that can help people improve?
First and Second Chronicles is but a re-telling of what is told in First and Second Kings. The same old stories—a little left out, a little added, but in no respect made better or worse.
First and Second Chronicles is just a retelling of what’s found in First and Second Kings. The same old stories—some details left out, some added, but not really improved or worsened in any way.
The book of Ezra is of no importance. He tells us that Cyrus, King of Persia, issued a proclamation for building a temple at Jerusalem, and that he declared Jehovah to be the real and only God.
The book of Ezra isn't significant. It tells us that Cyrus, King of Persia, made a declaration to build a temple in Jerusalem, and that he proclaimed Jehovah to be the true and only God.
Nothing could be more absurd. Ezra tells us about the return from captivity, the building of the temple, the dedication, a few prayers, and this is all. This book is of no importance, of no use.
Nothing could be more ridiculous. Ezra tells us about the return from captivity, the building of the temple, the dedication, a few prayers, and that's it. This book doesn’t matter, it’s of no use.
Nehemiah is about the same, only it tells of the building of the wall, the complaints of the people about taxes, a list of those who returned from Babylon, a catalogue of those who dwelt at Jerusalem, and the dedication of the walls.
Nehemiah is pretty much the same, but it focuses on rebuilding the wall, the people's complaints about taxes, a list of those who came back from Babylon, a catalog of those who lived in Jerusalem, and the dedication of the walls.
Not a word in Nehemiah worth reading.
Not a single word in Nehemiah is worth reading.
Then comes the book of Esther:
Then comes the book of Esther:
In this we are told that King Ahasueras was intoxicated; that he sent for his Queen, Vashti, to come and show herself to him and his guests. Vashti refused to appear.
In this, we learn that King Ahasueras was drunk; he called for his Queen, Vashti, to come and show herself to him and his guests. Vashti refused to come.
This maddened the King, and he ordered that from every province the most beautiful girls should be brought before him that he might choose one in place of Vashti.
This drove the King crazy, and he ordered that the most beautiful girls from every province be brought to him so he could choose one to replace Vashti.
Among others was brought Esther, a Jewess. She was chosen and became the wife of the King. Then a gentleman by the name of Haman wanted to have all the Jews killed, and the King, not knowing that Esther was of that race, signed a decree that all the Jews should be killed.
Among others was brought Esther, a Jewish woman. She was chosen and became the wife of the King. Then a man named Haman wanted all the Jews to be killed, and the King, not realizing that Esther was one of them, signed a decree that all the Jews should be killed.
Through the efforts of Mordecai and Esther the decree was annulled and the Jews were saved.
Through the efforts of Mordecai and Esther, the decree was canceled, and the Jews were saved.
Haman prepared a gallows on which to have Mordecai hanged, but the good Esther so managed matters that Haman and his ten sons were hanged on the gallows that Haman had built, and the Jews were allowed to murder more than seventy-five thousand of the King's subjects.
Haman built a gallows to hang Mordecai, but the clever Esther orchestrated things so that Haman and his ten sons ended up being hanged on the very gallows he had made, and the Jews were permitted to kill over seventy-five thousand of the King's subjects.
This is the inspired story of Esther.
This is the inspiring story of Esther.
In the book of Job we find some elevated sentiments, some sublime and foolish thoughts, something of the wonder and sublimity of nature, the joys and sorrows of life; but the story is infamous.
In the book of Job, we encounter some profound ideas, some lofty and foolish thoughts, glimpses of the wonder and beauty of nature, and the joys and sorrows of life; however, the story itself is notorious.
Some of the Psalms are good, many are indifferent, and a few are infamous. In them are mingled the vices and virtues. There are verses that elevate; verses that degrade. There are prayers for forgiveness and revenge. In the literature of the world there is nothing more heartless, more infamous, than the 109th Psalm.
Some of the Psalms are great, many are just okay, and a few are notorious. In them, you find a mix of vices and virtues. There are lines that uplift; lines that bring you down. There are prayers for forgiveness and for vengeance. In all of world literature, nothing is more cruel, more infamous, than the 109th Psalm.
In the Proverbs there is much shrewdness, many pithy and prudent maxims, many wise sayings. The same ideas are expressed in many ways—the wisdom of economy and silence, the dangers of vanity and idleness. Some are trivial, some are foolish, and many are wise. These proverbs are not generous—not altruistic. Sayings to the same effect are found among all nations.
In the Proverbs, there's a lot of cleverness, a variety of concise and sensible maxims, and many wise sayings. The same ideas are expressed in different ways—the wisdom of being economical and quiet, the risks of vanity and laziness. Some are insignificant, some are silly, and many are insightful. These proverbs are not generous or selfless. Similar sayings can be found in all cultures.
Ecclesiastes is the most thoughtful book in the Bible. It was written by an unbeliever—a philosopher—an agnostic. Take out the interpolations, and it is in accordance with the thought of the Nineteenth Century. In this book are found the most philosophic and poetic passages in the Bible.
Ecclesiastes is the most reflective book in the Bible. It was written by an unbeliever—a philosopher—an agnostic. If you remove the additions, it aligns with the ideas of the Nineteenth Century. This book contains some of the most philosophical and poetic passages in the Bible.
After crossing the desert of death and crime—after reading the Pentateuch, Joshua, Judges, Samuel, Kings and Chronicles—it is delightful to reach this grove of palms, called the "Song of Solomon." A drama of love—of human love; a poem without Jehovah—a poem born of the heart and true to the divine instincts of the soul.
After crossing the desert of death and crime—after reading the Pentateuch, Joshua, Judges, Samuel, Kings, and Chronicles—it’s refreshing to arrive at this grove of palms, known as the "Song of Solomon." A drama of love—of human love; a poem that doesn’t mention God—a poem that comes from the heart and is true to the divine feelings of the soul.
"I sleep, but my heart waketh."
"I sleep, but my heart is awake."
Isaiah is the work of several. Its swollen words, its vague imagery, its prophecies and curses, its ravings against kings and nations, its laughter at the wisdom of man, its hatred of joy, have not the slightest tendency to increase the well-being of man.
Isaiah is the work of many. Its inflated words, unclear imagery, prophecies and curses, rants against rulers and nations, mockery of human wisdom, and disdain for joy do nothing to enhance people's well-being.
In this book is recorded the absurdest of all miracles. The shadow on the dial is turned back ten degrees, in order to satisfy Hezekiah that Jehovah will add fifteen years to his life.
In this book is recorded the most absurd of all miracles. The shadow on the dial is turned back ten degrees to reassure Hezekiah that Jehovah will give him an additional fifteen years to live.
In this miracle the world, turning from west to east at the rate of more than a thousand miles an hour, is not only stopped, but made to turn the other way until the shadow on the dial went back ten degrees! Is there in the whole world an intelligent man or woman who believes this impossible falsehood?
In this miracle, the world, spinning from west to east at over a thousand miles an hour, is not only halted but reversed, causing the shadow on the dial to move back ten degrees! Is there anyone in the world who is intelligent enough to believe this impossible lie?
Jeremiah contains nothing of importance—no facts of value; nothing but faultfinding, lamentations, croakings, wailings, curses and promises; nothing but famine and prayer, the prosperity of the wicked, the ruin of the Jews, the captivity and return, and at last Jeremiah, the traitor, in the stocks and in prison.
Jeremiah has nothing significant—no valuable facts; only complaints, laments, gripes, cries, curses, and promises; just famine and prayer, the success of the wicked, the downfall of the Jews, the captivity and return, and finally Jeremiah, the traitor, in stocks and in prison.
And Lamentations is simply a continuance of the ravings of the same insane pessimist; nothing but dust and sackcloth and ashes, tears and howls, railings and revilings.
And Lamentations is just a continuation of the outbursts from the same crazy pessimist; it's all just dust, sackcloth, ashes, tears, screams, insults, and criticisms.
And Ezekiel—eating manuscripts, prophesying siege and desolation, with visions of coals of fire, and cherubim, and wheels with eyes, and the type and figure of the boiling pot, and the resurrection of dry bones—is of no use, of no possible value.
And Ezekiel—devouring scrolls, predicting attacks and destruction, with visions of burning coals, angelic beings, and wheels full of eyes, along with the image of a boiling pot and the revival of lifeless bones—is completely useless, has no value whatsoever.
With Voltaire, I say that any one who admires Ezekiel should be compelled to dine with him.
With Voltaire, I say that anyone who admires Ezekiel should be required to have dinner with him.
Daniel is a disordered dream—a nightmare.
Daniel is a chaotic dream—a nightmare.
What can be made of this book with its image with a golden head, with breast and arms of silver, with belly and thighs of brass, with legs of iron, and with feet of iron and clay; with its writing on the wall, its den of lions, and its vision of the ram and goat?
What should we make of this book with its image of a golden head, silver chest and arms, a belly and thighs of bronze, iron legs, and feet made of iron and clay; along with its writing on the wall, its lion’s den, and its vision of the ram and goat?
Is there anything to be learned from Hosea and his wife? Is there anything of use in Joel, in Amos, in Obadiah? Can we get any good from Jonah and his gourd? Is it possible that God is the real author of Micah and Nahum, of Habakuk and Zephaniah, of Haggai and Malachi and Zechariah, with his red horses, his four horns, his four carpenters, his flying roll, his mountains of brass and the stone with four eyes?
Is there anything we can learn from Hosea and his wife? Is there anything useful in Joel, Amos, or Obadiah? Can we gain any insights from Jonah and his gourd? Could it be that God is the true author of Micah, Nahum, Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Malachi, and Zechariah, with his red horses, four horns, four carpenters, flying roll, mountains of brass, and the stone with four eyes?
Is there anything in these "inspired" books that has been of benefit to man?
Is there anything in these "inspired" books that has been helpful to people?
Have they taught us how to cultivate the earth, to build houses, to weave cloth, to prepare food? Have they taught us to paint pictures, to chisel statues, to build bridges, or ships, or anything of beauty or of use? Did we get our ideas of government, of religious freedom, of the liberty of thought, from the Old Testament? Did we get from any of these books a hint of any science? Is there in the "sacred volume" a word, a line, that has added to the wealth, the intelligence and the happiness of mankind? Is there one of the books of the Old Testament as entertaining as Robinson Crusoe, the Travels of Gulliver, or Peter Wilkins and his Flying Wife? Did the author of Genesis know as much about nature as Humboldt, or Darwin, or Haeckel? Is what is called the Mosaic Code as wise or as merciful as the code of any civilized nation? Were the writers of Kings and Chronicles as great historians, as great writers, as Gibbon and Draper? Is Jeremiah or Habakuk equal to Dickens or Thackeray? Can the authors of Job and the Psalms be compared with Shakespeare? Why should we attribute the best to man and the worst to God?
Have they taught us how to farm the land, build homes, weave fabric, and cook food? Have they taught us how to create art, carve statues, construct bridges, or ships, or anything beautiful or useful? Did we learn about government, religious freedom, or freedom of thought from the Old Testament? Did we get any scientific insight from these books? Is there anything in the "sacred volume" that has contributed to the wealth, knowledge, and happiness of humanity? Is any book from the Old Testament as entertaining as Robinson Crusoe, Gulliver's Travels, or Peter Wilkins and his Flying Wife? Did the author of Genesis understand nature as well as Humboldt, Darwin, or Haeckel? Is what’s known as the Mosaic Code as wise or compassionate as the laws of any civilized nation? Were the authors of Kings and Chronicles as great historians or writers as Gibbon and Draper? Is Jeremiah or Habakkuk on the same level as Dickens or Thackeray? Can the authors of Job and the Psalms be compared to Shakespeare? Why should we assign the best qualities to man and the worst to God?
V. WAS JEHOVAH A GOD OF LOVE?
DID these words come from the heart of love?—"When the Lord thy God shall drive them before thee, thou shalt smite them and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, or show mercy unto them."
DID these words come from a place of love?—"When the Lord your God drives them out before you, you shall strike them and completely destroy them; you shall make no agreement with them, and you shall show them no mercy."
"I will heap mischief upon them. I will send mine arrows upon them; they shall be burned with hunger and devoured with burning heat and with bitter destruction."
"I will bring trouble upon them. I will shoot my arrows at them; they will be consumed by hunger and scorched by intense heat and complete destruction."
"I will send the tooth of beasts upon them, with the poison of serpents of the dust."
"I will unleash the fangs of wild animals on them, along with the venom of snakes from the ground."
"The sword without, and terror within, shall destroy both the young man and the virgin; the suckling also with the man of gray hairs."
"The sword outside and fear inside will lead to the downfall of both the young man and the virgin; even the infant will be affected alongside the elderly."
"Let his children be fatherless and his wife a widow; let his children be continually vagabonds and beg; let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places; let the extortioner catch all that he hath, and let the stranger spoil his labor; let there be none to extend mercy unto him, neither let there be any to favor his fatherless children."
"Let his children be without a father and his wife a widow; let his children wander as fugitives and beg; let them search for food in their deserted areas; let the oppressor take everything he has, and let outsiders take what he has worked for; may there be no one to show him mercy, and no one to support his fatherless children."
"And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body—the flesh of thy sons and daughters."
"And you will eat the fruit of your own body—the flesh of your sons and daughters."
"And the heaven that is over thee shall be brass, and the earth that is under thee shall be iron."
"And the sky above you will be like brass, and the ground beneath you will be like iron."
"Cursed shalt thou be in the city, and cursed shalt thou be in the field."
"Cursed will you be in the city, and cursed will you be in the field."
"I will make my arrows drunk with blood."
"I will soak my arrows in blood."
"I will laugh at their calamity."
"I will laugh at their misfortune."
Did these curses, these threats, come from the heart of love or from the mouth of savagery?
Did these curses, these threats, come from a place of love or from a place of rage?
Was Jehovah god or devil?
Was Jehovah God or the devil?
Why should we place Jehovah above all the gods?
Why should we put Jehovah above all the gods?
Has man in his ignorance and fear ever imagined a greater monster?
Has humanity, in its ignorance and fear, ever envisioned a greater monster?
Have the barbarians of any land, in any time, worshipped a more heartless god?
Have the barbarians from any place, at any time, ever worshipped a more ruthless god?
Brahma was a thousand times nobler, and so was Osiris and Zeus and Jupiter. So was the supreme god of the Aztecs, to whom they offered only the perfume of flowers. The worst god of the Hindus, with his necklace of skulls and his bracelets of living snakes, was kind and merciful compared with Jehovah.
Brahma was a thousand times more noble, and so were Osiris, Zeus, and Jupiter. The same goes for the supreme god of the Aztecs, to whom they offered only the scent of flowers. The worst god of the Hindus, with his necklace of skulls and bracelets of living snakes, was kind and merciful compared to Jehovah.
Compared with Marcus Aurelius, how small Jehovah seems. Compared with Abraham Lincoln, how cruel, how contemptible, is this god.
Compared to Marcus Aurelius, Jehovah seems so insignificant. Compared to Abraham Lincoln, this god seems cruel and contemptible.
VI. JEHOVAH'S ADMINISTRATION
HE created the world, the hosts of heaven, a man and woman—placed them in a garden. Then the serpent deceived them, and they were cast out and made to earn their bread.
He created the world, the hosts of heaven, a man and a woman—put them in a garden. Then the serpent tricked them, and they were cast out and had to earn their living.
Jehovah had been thwarted.
Jehovah had been blocked.
Then he tried again. He went on for about sixteen hundred years trying to civilize the people.
Then he tried again. He spent about sixteen hundred years working to civilize the people.
No schools, no churches, no Bible, no tracts—nobody taught to read or write. No Ten Commandments. The people grew worse and worse, until the merciful Jehovah sent the flood and drowned all the people except Noah and his family, eight in all.
No schools, no churches, no Bible, no pamphlets—no one taught to read or write. No Ten Commandments. The people became increasingly corrupt until the merciful Jehovah sent the flood and drowned everyone except Noah and his family, a total of eight people.
Then he started again, and changed their diet. At first Adam and Eve were vegetarians. After the flood Jehovah said: "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you"—snakes and buzzards.
Then he started again and changed their diet. At first, Adam and Eve were vegetarians. After the flood, Jehovah said: "Every living thing that moves will be food for you"—including snakes and buzzards.
Then he failed again, and at the Tower of Babel he dispersed and scattered the people.
Then he failed again, and at the Tower of Babel, he mixed up and scattered the people.
Finding that he could not succeed with all the people, he thought he would try a few, so he selected Abraham and his descendants. Again he failed, and his chosen people were captured by the Egyptians and enslaved for four hundred years.
Finding that he couldn't succeed with everyone, he decided to focus on a few, so he chose Abraham and his descendants. Once more, he failed, and his chosen people were captured by the Egyptians and enslaved for four hundred years.
Then he tried again—rescued them from Pharaoh and started for Palestine.
Then he tried again—rescued them from Pharaoh and headed for Palestine.
Then he changed their diet, allowing them to eat only the beasts that parted the hoof and chewed the cud. Again he failed. The people hated him, and preferred the slavery of Egypt to the freedom of Jehovah. So he kept them wandering until nearly all who came from Egypt had died. Then he tried again—took them into Palestine and had them governed by judges.
Then he changed their diet, allowing them to eat only the animals that had split hooves and chewed the cud. Once again, he failed. The people hated him and preferred the slavery of Egypt to the freedom of God. So he made them wander until almost everyone who had left Egypt had died. Then he tried again—brought them into Palestine and had them ruled by judges.
This, too, was a failure—no schools, no Bible. Then he tried kings, and the kings were mostly idolaters.
This was also a failure—no schools, no Bible. Then he tried kings, and the kings were mostly idol worshippers.
Then the chosen people were conquered and carried into captivity by the Babylonians.
Then the chosen people were defeated and taken into captivity by the Babylonians.
Another failure.
Another setback.
Then they returned, and Jehovah tried prophets—howlers and wailers—but the people grew worse and worse. No schools, no sciences, no arts, no commerce. Then Jehovah took upon himself flesh, was born of a woman, and lived among the people that he had been trying to civilize for several thousand years. Then these people, following the law that Jehovah had given them in the wilderness, charged this Jehovah-man—this Christ—with blasphemy; tried, convicted and killed him.
Then they came back, and God sent prophets—shouters and criers—but the people just got worse. No schools, no sciences, no arts, no trade. Then God became human, was born from a woman, and lived among the people he had been trying to educate for thousands of years. These people, following the law that God had given them in the wilderness, accused this God-man—this Christ—of blasphemy; they tried him, found him guilty, and killed him.
Jehovah had failed again.
Jehovah has failed again.
Then he deserted the Jews and turned his attention to the rest of the world.
Then he abandoned the Jews and focused on the rest of the world.
And now the Jews, deserted by Jehovah, persecuted by Christians, are the most prosperous people on the earth. Again has Jehovah failed.
And now the Jews, abandoned by God and persecuted by Christians, are the most successful people on earth. Once again, God has let them down.
What an administration!
What a government!
VII. THE NEW TESTAMENT
WHO wrote the New Testament?
Christian scholars admit that they do not know. They admit that, if the four gospels were written by-Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, they must have been written in Hebrew. And yet a Hebrew manuscript of any one of these gospels has never been found. All have been and are in Greek. So, educated theologians admit that the Epistles, James and Jude, were written by persons who had never seen one of the four gospels. In these Epistles—in James and Jude—no reference is made to any of the gospels, nor to any miracle recorded in them.
Christian scholars acknowledge that they don’t have all the answers. They recognize that if the four gospels were authored by Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, they would have originally been written in Hebrew. However, a Hebrew manuscript of any of these gospels has never been discovered. Instead, they all exist in Greek. Consequently, educated theologians accept that the Epistles of James and Jude were written by individuals who had never encountered any of the four gospels. In these Epistles—James and Jude—there is no mention of any of the gospels or any miracles described in them.
The first mention that has been found of one of our gospels was made about one hundred and eighty years after the birth of Christ, and the four gospels were first named and quoted from at the beginning of the Third Century, about one hundred and seventy years after the death of Christ.
The first known reference to one of our gospels was made around one hundred and eighty years after the birth of Christ, and the four gospels were first named and cited at the start of the Third Century, approximately one hundred and seventy years after the death of Christ.
We now know that there were many other gospels besides our four, some of which have been lost. There were the gospels of Paul, of the Egyptians, of the Hebrews, of Perfection, of Judas, of Thaddeus, of the Infancy, of Thomas, of Mary, of Andrew, of Nicodemus, of Marcion and several others.
We now know that there were many other gospels in addition to our four, some of which have been lost. These include the gospels of Paul, the Egyptians, the Hebrews, Perfection, Judas, Thaddeus, the Infancy, Thomas, Mary, Andrew, Nicodemus, Marcion, and several others.
So there were the Acts of Pilate, of Andrew, of Mary, of Paul and Thecla and of many others. Another book called the Shepherd of Hermes.
So there were the Acts of Pilate, Andrew, Mary, Paul and Thecla, and many others. There's also a book called the Shepherd of Hermes.
At first not one of all the books was considered as inspired. The Old Testament was regarded as divine; but the books that now constitute the New Testament were regarded as human productions. We now know that we do not know who wrote the four gospels.
At first, none of the books were seen as inspired. The Old Testament was viewed as divine, but the books that make up the New Testament were considered human creations. Now we know that we still don't know who wrote the four gospels.
The question is, Were the authors of these four gospels inspired?
The question is, were the authors of these four gospels inspired?
If they were inspired, then the four gospels must be true. If they are true, they must agree.
If they were inspired, then the four gospels have to be true. If they're true, they should be in agreement.
The four gospels do not agree.
The four gospels disagree.
Matthew, Mark and Luke knew nothing of the Atonement, nothing of salvation by faith. They knew only the gospel of good deeds—of charity. They teach that if we forgive others God will forgive us.
Matthew, Mark, and Luke had no understanding of the Atonement or salvation through faith. They only taught the gospel of good deeds and charity. They emphasize that if we forgive others, God will forgive us.
With this the gospel of John does not agree.
With this, the gospel of John doesn't agree.
In that gospel we are taught that we must believe on the Lord Jesus Christ; that we must be born again; that we must drink the blood and eat the flesh of Christ. In this gospel we find the doctrine of the Atonement and that Christ died for us and suffered in our place.
In that gospel, we learn that we must believe in the Lord Jesus Christ; that we need to be born again; that we must drink the blood and eat the flesh of Christ. In this gospel, we discover the teaching of the Atonement and that Christ died for us and suffered in our place.
This gospel is utterly at variance with the other three. If the other three are true, the gospel of John is false. If the gospel of John was written by an inspired man, the writers of the other three were uninspired. From this there is no possible escape. The four cannot be true.
This gospel is completely different from the other three. If the other three are accurate, then the gospel of John is not. If the gospel of John was written by someone inspired, then the authors of the other three were not inspired. There’s no way around this. The four cannot all be true.
It is evident that there are many interpolations in the four gospels.
It’s clear that there are numerous additions in the four gospels.
For instance, in the 28th chapter of Matthew is an account to the effect that the soldiers at the tomb of Christ were bribed to say that the disciples of Jesus stole away his body while they, the soldiers, slept.
For example, in the 28th chapter of Matthew, there's a story that the soldiers at Christ's tomb were paid to claim that Jesus' disciples took his body while the soldiers were asleep.
This is clearly an interpolation. It is a break in the narrative.
This is obviously an addition. It disrupts the story.
The 10th verse should be followed by the 16th. The 10th verse is as follows:
The 10th verse should be followed by the 16th. The 10th verse is as follows:
"Then Jesus said unto them, 'Be not afraid; go tell my brethren that they go unto Galilee and there shall they see me.'"
"Then Jesus said to them, 'Don't be afraid; go tell my brothers to go to Galilee, and they will see me there.'"
The 16th verse:
The 16th verse:
"Then the eleven disciples went away unto Galilee into a mountain, where Jesus had appointed them."
"Then the eleven disciples went to Galilee, to the mountain where Jesus had told them to go."
The story about the soldiers contained in the 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th and 15th verses is an interpolation—an afterthought—long after. The 15th verse demonstrates this.
The story about the soldiers found in the 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th, and 15th verses is an addition made later on. The 15th verse shows this.
Fifteenth verse: "So they took the money and did as they were taught. And this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day."
Fifteenth verse: "So they took the money and did what they were instructed. And this saying is widely shared among the Jews to this day."
Certainly, this account was not in the original gospel, and certainly the 15th verse was not written by a Jew. No Jew could have written this: "And this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day."
Certainly, this account wasn't in the original gospel, and the 15th verse definitely wasn't written by a Jew. No Jew could have written this: "And this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day."
Mark, John and Luke never heard that the soldiers had been bribed by the priests; or, if they had, did not think it worth while recording. So the accounts of the Ascension of Jesus Christ in Mark and Luke are interpolations. Matthew says nothing about the Ascension.
Mark, John, and Luke never heard that the soldiers were bribed by the priests; if they did, they didn't find it important enough to write down. So, the accounts of Jesus Christ's Ascension in Mark and Luke are later additions. Matthew doesn't mention the Ascension at all.
Certainly there never was a greater miracle, and yet Matthew, who was present—who saw the Lord rise, ascend and disappear—did not think it worth mentioning.
Certainly, there has never been a greater miracle, and yet Matthew, who was there—who saw the Lord rise, ascend, and disappear—didn't think it was worth mentioning.
On the other hand, the last words of Christ, according to Matthew, contradict the Ascension: "Lo I am with you always, even unto the end of the world."
On the other hand, the last words of Christ, according to Matthew, contradict the Ascension: "Look, I am with you always, even to the end of the world."
John, who was present, if Christ really ascended, says not one word on the subject.
John, who was there, doesn’t say a word about whether Christ really ascended.
As to the Ascension, the gospels do not agree.
As for the Ascension, the gospels don’t agree.
Mark gives the last conversation that Christ had with his disciples, as follows:
Mark shares the final conversation that Christ had with his disciples, like this:
"Go ye into all the world and preach the gospel to every creature. He that believeth and is baptised shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. And these signs shall follow them that believe: In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues. They shall take up serpents, and if they drink any deadly thing it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick and they shall recover. So, then, after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven and sat on the right hand of God."
"Go into all the world and share the gospel with everyone. Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved; but whoever does not believe will be condemned. And these signs will accompany those who believe: In my name, they will cast out demons; they will speak in new languages. They will pick up snakes, and if they drink anything poisonous, it won’t harm them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will get well. After the Lord had spoken to them, he was taken up to heaven and sat at the right hand of God."
Is it possible that this description was written by one who witnessed this miracle?
Is it possible that this description was written by someone who saw this miracle happen?
This miracle is described by Luke as follows: "And it came to pass while he blessed them he was parted from them and carried up into heaven."
This miracle is described by Luke like this: "And it happened that while he was blessing them, he was separated from them and taken up into heaven."
"Brevity is the soul of wit."
"Brevity is the essence of wit."
In the Acts we are told that: "When he had spoken, while they beheld, he was taken up, and a cloud received him out of their sight."
In the Acts, it's noted that: "When he had spoken, while they were watching, he was taken up, and a cloud took him out of their sight."
Neither Luke, nor Matthew, nor John, nor the writer of the Acts, heard one word of the conversation attributed to Christ by Mark. The fact is that the Ascension of Christ was not claimed by his disciples.
Neither Luke, nor Matthew, nor John, nor the author of the Acts, heard a single word of the conversation attributed to Christ by Mark. The truth is that Christ's Ascension wasn't claimed by his disciples.
At first Christ was a man—nothing more. Mary was his mother, Joseph his father. The genealogy of his father, Joseph, was given to show that he was of the blood of David.
At first, Christ was just a man—nothing more. Mary was his mother, and Joseph was his father. The family tree of his father, Joseph, was provided to show that he was a descendant of David.
Then the claim was made that he was the son of God, and that his mother was a virgin, and that she remained a virgin until her death.
Then it was claimed that he was the son of God, that his mother was a virgin, and that she stayed a virgin until her death.
Then the claim was made that Christ rose from the dead and ascended bodily to heaven.
Then it was claimed that Christ rose from the dead and physically ascended to heaven.
It required many years for these absurdities to take possession of the minds of men.
It took many years for these ridiculous ideas to take hold in people's minds.
If Christ rose from the dead, why did he not appear to his enemies? Why did he not call on Caiphas, the high priest? Why did he not make another triumphal entry into Jerusalem?
If Christ rose from the dead, why didn’t he show himself to his enemies? Why didn’t he call out to Caiphas, the high priest? Why didn’t he make another grand entry into Jerusalem?
If he really ascended, why did he not do so in public, in the presence of his persecutors? Why should this, the greatest of miracles, be done in secret in a corner?
If he really rose up, why didn't he do it publicly, in front of his enemies? Why should this greatest miracle happen secretly in a hidden place?
It was a miracle that could have been seen by a vast multitude—a miracle that could not be simulated—one that would have convinced hundreds of thousands.
It was a miracle that could have been witnessed by a huge crowd—a miracle that couldn’t be faked—one that would have convinced hundreds of thousands.
After the story of the Resurrection, the Ascension became a necessity. They had to dispose of the body.
After the story of the Resurrection, the Ascension became essential. They needed to get rid of the body.
So there are many other interpolations in the gospels and epistles.
So there are many other additions in the gospels and letters.
Again I ask: Is the New Testament true? Does anybody now believe that at the birth of Christ there was a celestial greeting; that a star led the Wise Men of the East; that Herod slew the babes of Bethlehem of two years old and under?
Again I ask: Is the New Testament true? Does anyone today believe that at the birth of Christ there was a heavenly announcement; that a star guided the Wise Men from the East; that Herod killed the babies in Bethlehem who were two years old and younger?
The gospels are filled with accounts of miracles. Were they ever performed?
The gospels are packed with stories of miracles. Did they ever actually happen?
Matthew gives the particulars of about twenty-two miracles, Mark of about nineteen, Luke of about eighteen and John of about seven.
Matthew lists around twenty-two miracles, Mark mentions about nineteen, Luke refers to around eighteen, and John notes about seven.
According to the gospels, Christ healed diseases, cast out devils, rebuked the sea, cured the blind, fed multitudes with five loaves and two fishes, walked on the sea, cursed a fig tree, turned water into wine and raised the dead.
According to the gospels, Christ healed illnesses, drove out demons, calmed the sea, restored sight to the blind, fed thousands with five loaves and two fish, walked on water, cursed a fig tree, turned water into wine, and brought the dead back to life.
Matthew is the only one that tells about the Star and the Wise Men—the only one that tells about the murder of babes.
Matthew is the only one who talks about the Star and the Wise Men—the only one who mentions the murder of infants.
John is the only one who says anything about the resurrection of Lazarus, and Luke is the only one giving an account of the raising from the dead the widow of Nain's son.
John is the only one who mentions the resurrection of Lazarus, and Luke is the only one who tells the story of the widow of Nain's son being raised from the dead.
How is it possible to substantiate these miracles?
How can we prove these miracles?
The Jews, among whom they were said to have been performed, did not believe them. The diseased, the palsied, the leprous, the blind who were cured, did not become followers of Christ. Those that were raised from the dead were never heard of again.
The Jews, among whom these miracles were said to have taken place, didn't believe them. The sick, the paralyzed, the lepers, and the blind who were healed didn't become followers of Christ. Those who were brought back to life were never heard from again.
Does any intelligent man believe in the existence of devils? The writer of three of the gospels certainly did. John says nothing about Christ having cast out devils, but Matthew, Mark and Luke give many instances.
Does any smart person believe in the existence of devils? The author of three of the gospels certainly did. John doesn't mention Christ casting out devils, but Matthew, Mark, and Luke provide many examples.
Does any natural man now believe that Christ cast out devils? If his disciples said he did, they were mistaken. If Christ said he did, he was insane or an impostor.
Does any reasonable person today believe that Christ cast out demons? If his followers claimed he did, they were wrong. If Christ claimed he did, then he was either delusional or pretending.
If the accounts of casting out devils are false, then the writers were ignorant or dishonest. If they wrote through ignorance, then they were not inspired. If they wrote what they knew to be false, they were not inspired. If what they wrote is untrue, whether they knew it or not, they were not inspired.
If the stories about casting out demons are fake, then the authors were either clueless or dishonest. If they wrote out of ignorance, then they weren’t inspired. If they wrote things they knew were false, they also weren’t inspired. If what they wrote is untrue, whether or not they realized it, they weren’t inspired.
At that time it was believed that palsy, epilepsy, deafness, insanity and many other diseases were caused by devils; that devils took possession of and lived in the bodies of men and women. Christ believed this, taught this belief to others, and pretended to cure diseases by casting devils out of the sick and insane. We know now, if we know anything, that diseases are not caused by the presence of devils. We know, if we know anything, that devils do not reside in the bodies of men.
At that time, people thought that conditions like paralysis, epilepsy, deafness, insanity, and many other illnesses were caused by demons; that these demons inhabited the bodies of men and women. Christ believed this, taught it to others, and claimed to heal illnesses by casting out demons from the sick and mentally ill. Today, we understand that diseases are not caused by the existence of demons. We now know that demons do not live in people's bodies.
If Christ said and did what the writers of the three gospels say he said and did, then Christ was mistaken. If he was mistaken, certainly he was not God. And, if he was mistaken, certainly he was not inspired.
If Christ said and did what the authors of the three gospels claim he said and did, then Christ was wrong. If he was wrong, he definitely wasn't God. And if he was wrong, he definitely wasn't inspired.
Is it a fact that the Devil tried to bribe Christ?
Is it true that the Devil tried to bribe Christ?
Is it a fact that the Devil carried Christ to the top of the temple and tried to induce him to leap to the ground?
Is it true that the Devil took Christ to the top of the temple and tried to get him to jump down?
How can these miracles be established?
How can we prove these miracles?
The principals have written nothing, Christ has written nothing, and the Devil has remained silent.
The leaders haven't written anything, Christ hasn't written anything, and the Devil has stayed quiet.
How can we know that the Devil tried to bribe Christ? Who wrote the account? We do not know. How did the writer get his information? We do not know.
How can we know that the Devil tried to tempt Christ? Who wrote the account? We don’t know. How did the writer get his information? We don’t know.
Somebody, some seventeen hundred years ago, said that the Devil tried to bribe God; that the Devil carried God to the top of the temple and tried to induce him to leap to the earth and that God was intellectually too keen for the Devil.
Somebody, about seventeen hundred years ago, said that the Devil attempted to bribe God; that the Devil took God to the top of the temple and tried to persuade him to jump to the ground, but God was simply too sharp for the Devil.
This is all the evidence we have.
This is all the proof we have.
Is there anything in the literature of the world more perfectly idiotic?
Is there anything in world literature that's more completely ridiculous?
Intelligent people no longer believe in witches, wizards, spooks and devils, and they are perfectly satisfied that every word in the New Testament about casting out devils is utterly false.
Intelligent people no longer believe in witches, wizards, ghosts, and devils, and they are completely convinced that everything in the New Testament about casting out devils is totally false.
Can we believe that Christ raised the dead?
Can we believe that Christ brought the dead back to life?
A widow living in Nain is following the body of her son to the tomb. Christ halts the funeral procession and raises the young man from the dead and gives him back to the arms of his mother.
A widow living in Nain is following her son's body to the tomb. Christ stops the funeral procession, brings the young man back to life, and returns him to his mother's arms.
This young man disappears. He is never heard of again. No one takes the slightest interest in the man who returned from the realm of death. Luke is the only one who tells the story. Maybe Matthew, Mark and John never heard of it, or did not believe it and so failed to record it.
This young man vanishes. He is never mentioned again. No one shows the slightest interest in the guy who came back from the dead. Luke is the only one who shares the story. Maybe Matthew, Mark, and John never knew about it, or they didn’t believe it, so they didn’t write it down.
John says that Lazarus was raised from the dead; Matthew, Mark and Luke say nothing about it.
John claims that Lazarus was brought back to life; Matthew, Mark, and Luke don't mention it at all.
It was more wonderful than the raising of the widow's son. He had not been laid in the tomb for days. He was only on his way to the grave, but Lazarus was actually dead. He had begun to decay.
It was even more amazing than when the widow's son was brought back to life. He hadn't been in the grave for days. He was just on his way to be buried, but Lazarus was truly dead. His body was already starting to rot.
Lazarus did not excite the least interest. No one asked him about the other world. No one inquired of him about their dead friends.
Lazarus didn’t spark any interest at all. No one asked him about the afterlife. No one inquired about their deceased friends.
When he died the second time no one said: "He is not afraid. He has traveled that road twice and knows just where he is going."
When he died the second time, no one said, "He's not afraid. He's been down that road twice and knows exactly where he's headed."
We do not believe in the miracles of Mohammed, and yet they are as well attested as this. We have no confidence in the miracles performed by Joseph Smith, and yet the evidence is far greater, far better.
We don't believe in the miracles of Mohammed, but they're just as well documented as this. We have no faith in the miracles done by Joseph Smith, and yet the evidence for them is much stronger, much better.
If a man should go about now pretending to raise the dead, pretending to cast out devils, we would regard him as insane. What, then, can we say of Christ? If we wish to save his reputation we are compelled to say that he never pretended to raise the dead; that he never claimed to have cast out devils.
If a guy were to go around today acting like he could raise the dead or cast out demons, we'd think he's crazy. So, what does that say about Christ? If we want to protect his reputation, we have to say that he never acted like he could raise the dead or claimed to cast out demons.
We must take the ground that these ignorant and impossible things were invented by zealous disciples, who sought to deify their leader.
We need to acknowledge that these ridiculous and unbelievable things were created by overly enthusiastic followers, who aimed to make their leader into a god.
In those ignorant days these falsehoods added to the fame of Christ. But now they put his character in peril and belittle the authors of the gospels.
In those unaware times, these lies contributed to the reputation of Christ. But now they threaten his character and diminish the worth of the gospel writers.
Can we now believe that water was changed into wine? John tells of this childish miracle, and says that the other disciples were present, yet Matthew, Mark and Luke say nothing about it.
Can we really believe that water turned into wine? John talks about this seemingly simple miracle and mentions that the other disciples were there, but Matthew, Mark, and Luke don't say anything about it.
Take the miracle of the man cured by the pool of Bethseda. John says that an angel troubled the waters of the pool of Bethseda, and that whoever got into the pool first after the waters were troubled was healed.
Take the miracle of the man healed at the pool of Bethesda. John says that an angel stirred the waters of the pool of Bethesda, and whoever got into the pool first after the waters were stirred would be healed.
Does anybody now believe that an angel went into the pool and troubled the waters? Does anybody now think that the poor wretch who got in first was healed? Yet the author of the gospel according to John believed and asserted these absurdities. If he was mistaken about that he may have been about all the miracles he records.
Does anyone really believe that an angel went into the pool and stirred the waters? Does anyone think that the unfortunate person who got in first was actually healed? Yet the writer of the Gospel of John believed and claimed these unbelievable things. If he was wrong about that, he could be wrong about all the miracles he describes.
John is the only one who tells about this pool of Bethseda. Possibly the other disciples did not believe the story.
John is the only one who talks about the pool of Bethesda. Maybe the other disciples didn’t believe the story.
How can we account for these pretended miracles?
How can we explain these fake miracles?
In the days of the disciples, and for many centuries after, the world was filled with the supernatural. Nearly everything that happened was regarded as miraculous. God was the immediate governor of the world. If the people were good, God sent seed time and harvest; but if they were bad he sent flood and hail, frost and famine. If anything wonderful happened it was exaggerated until it became a miracle.
In the times of the disciples and for many centuries afterward, the world was full of the supernatural. Almost everything that occurred was seen as miraculous. God was considered the direct ruler of the world. If people were good, God provided good seasons for planting and harvesting; but if they were bad, He sent floods, hail, frost, and famine. If something amazing happened, it was exaggerated until it was viewed as a miracle.
Of the order of events—of the unbroken and the unbreakable chain of causes and effects—the people had no knowledge and no thought.
Of the sequence of events—the continuous and unchangeable link of causes and effects—the people had no awareness and no understanding.
A miracle is the badge and brand of fraud. No miracle ever was performed. No intelligent, honest man ever pretended to perform a miracle, and never will.
A miracle is just a sign of deception. No miracle has ever actually happened. No smart, honest person has ever claimed to perform a miracle, and they never will.
If Christ had wrought the miracles attributed to him; if he had cured the palsied and insane; if he had given hearing to the deaf, vision to the blind; if he had cleansed the leper with a word, and with a touch had given life and feeling to the withered limb; if he had given pulse and motion, warmth and thought, to cold and breathless clay; if he had conquered death and rescued from the grave its pallid prey—no word would have been uttered, no hand raised, except in praise and honor. In his presence all heads would have been uncovered—all knees upon the ground.
If Christ performed the miracles people say he did; if he healed the paralyzed and the insane; if he gave hearing to the deaf and sight to the blind; if he cleansed the leper with just a word and restored life to a withered limb with a touch; if he brought pulse and motion, warmth and thought, to lifeless and breathless flesh; if he defeated death and brought back its pale victims from the grave—no one would have spoken a word, no hand would have been raised, except in praise and honor. In his presence, everyone would have uncovered their heads, and all knees would have been on the ground.
Is it not strange that at the trial of Christ no one was found to say a word in his favor? No man stood forth and said: "I was a leper, and this man cured me with a touch." No woman said: "I am the widow of Nain and this is my son whom this man raised from the dead."
Isn’t it odd that at Christ’s trial, no one spoke up for him? No one stepped forward and said, “I was a leper, and this man healed me with a touch.” No woman said, “I’m the widow of Nain, and this is my son whom this man brought back to life.”
No man said: "I was blind, and this man gave me sight."
No one said, “I was blind, and this guy gave me sight.”
All silent.
Totally quiet.
VIII. THE PHILOSOPHY OF CHRIST
MILLIONS assert that the philosophy of Christ is perfect—that he was the wisest that ever uttered speech.
MILLIONS claim that the philosophy of Christ is flawless—that he was the wisest person to ever speak.
Let us see:
Let's see:
Resist not evil. If smitten on one cheek turn the other.
Don't fight against evil. If someone hits you on one cheek, turn the other one too.
Is there any philosophy, any wisdom in this? Christ takes from goodness, from virtue, from the truth, the right of self-defense. Vice becomes the master of the world, and the good become the victims of the infamous.
Is there any philosophy or wisdom in this? Christ draws from goodness, from virtue, from truth, the right to defend oneself. Vice becomes the ruler of the world, while the good become the victims of the wicked.
No man has the right to protect himself, his property, his wife and children. Government becomes impossible, and the world is at the mercy of criminals. Is there any absurdity beyond this?
No one has the right to defend themselves, their property, their spouse, and their kids. It makes governing impossible, and the world is left vulnerable to criminals. Is there any greater nonsense than this?
Love your enemies.
Love your enemies.
Is this possible? Did any human being ever love his enemies? Did Christ love his, when he denounced them as whited sepulchers, hypocrites and vipers?
Is this possible? Did any human ever truly love their enemies? Did Christ love His, when He called them whitewashed tombs, hypocrites, and vipers?
We cannot love those who hate us. Hatred in the hearts of others does not breed love in ours. Not to resist evil is absurd; to love your enemies is impossible.
We can't love those who hate us. Hatred in other people's hearts doesn’t create love in ours. Not resisting evil is ridiculous; loving your enemies is impossible.
Take no thought for the morrow.
Don't stress about tomorrow.
The idea was that God would take care of us as he did of sparrows and lilies. Is there the least sense in that belief?
The idea was that God would look after us just like he does with sparrows and lilies. Does that belief even make any sense?
Does God take care of anybody?
Does God watch over anyone?
Can we live without taking thought for the morrow? To plow, to sow, to cultivate, to harvest, is to take thought for the morrow. We plan and work for the future, for our children, for the unborn generations to come. Without this forethought there could be no progress, no civilization. The world would go back to the caves and dens of savagery.
Can we really live without thinking about tomorrow? To plow, to sow, to cultivate, and to harvest means we are thinking about the future. We plan and work for what's ahead, for our kids, and for future generations. Without this foresight, there would be no progress, no civilization. The world would revert to the caves and dens of savagery.
If thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out. If thy right hand offend thee, cut it off.
If your right eye causes you to stumble, tear it out. If your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off.
Why? Because it is better that one of our members should perish than that the whole body should be cast into hell.
Why? Because it's better for one of our members to perish than for the whole body to be thrown into hell.
Is there any wisdom in putting out your eyes or cutting off your hands? Is it possible to extract from these extravagant sayings the smallest grain of common sense?
Is there any sense in gouging out your eyes or cutting off your hands? Can you really find even a bit of common sense in these over-the-top statements?
Swear not at all; neither by Heaven, for it is God's throne; nor by the Earth, for it is his footstool; nor by Jerusalem, for it is his holy city.
Don't swear at all; not by Heaven, since it's God's throne; not by the Earth, since it's his footrest; and not by Jerusalem, since it's his holy city.
Here we find the astronomy and geology of Christ. Heaven is the throne of God, the monarch; the earth is his footstool. A footstool that turns over at the rate of a thousand miles an hour, and sweeps through space at the rate of over a thousand miles a minute!
Here we observe the astronomy and geology of Christ. Heaven is God's throne, the king; the earth is his footstool. A footstool that rotates at a speed of a thousand miles an hour and travels through space at over a thousand miles a minute!
Where did Christ think heaven was? Why was Jerusalem a holy city? Was it because the inhabitants were ignorant, cruel and superstitious?
Where did Christ believe heaven was? Why was Jerusalem considered a holy city? Was it because the people living there were ignorant, cruel, and superstitious?
If a man sue thee at law and take away your coat, give him your cloak also.
If someone sues you and takes your coat, give them your cloak too.
Is there any philosophy, any good sense, in that commandment? Would it not be just as sensible to say: "If a man obtains a judgment against you for one hundred dollars, give him two hundred."
Is there any logic or good reasoning behind that commandment? Wouldn't it make just as much sense to say: "If someone wins a judgment against you for one hundred dollars, give them two hundred"?
Only the insane could give or follow this advice.
Only the crazy could give or follow this advice.
Think not I am come to send peace on earth, I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother.
Don’t think I came to bring peace on earth; I didn’t come to bring peace, but a sword. I came to set a man against his father and a daughter against her mother.
If this is true, how much better it would have been had he remained away.
If this is true, how much better it would have been if he had stayed away.
Is it possible that he who said, "Resist not evil," came to bring a sword? That he who said, "Love your enemies," came to destroy the peace of the world?
Is it possible that the one who said, "Don’t resist evil," came to bring conflict? That the one who said, "Love your enemies," came to disrupt the peace of the world?
To set father against son, and daughter against father—what a glorious mission!
To turn father against son, and daughter against father—what a fantastic mission!
He did bring a sword, and the sword was wet for a thousand years with innocent blood. In millions of hearts he sowed the seeds of hatred and revenge. He divided nations and families, put out the light of reason, and petrified the hearts of men.
He brought a sword, and that sword was soaked for a thousand years in innocent blood. He planted the seeds of hatred and revenge in millions of hearts. He divided nations and families, extinguished the light of reason, and hardened the hearts of men.
And every one that hath forsaken houses, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands, for my name's sake, shall receive an hundredfold, and shall inherit everlasting life.
And everyone who has given up houses, brothers, sisters, father, mother, wife, children, or land for my sake will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit eternal life.
According to the writer of Matthew, Christ, the compassionate, the merciful, uttered these terrible words. Is it possible that Christ offered the bribe of eternal joy to those who would desert their fathers, their mothers, their wives and children? Are we to win the happiness of heaven by deserting the ones we love? Is a home to be ruined here for the sake of a mansion there?
According to the writer of Matthew, Christ, the compassionate and merciful, said these harsh words. Is it really true that Christ promised eternal joy to those who would leave behind their fathers, mothers, wives, and children? Are we supposed to gain the happiness of heaven by abandoning the people we love? Should a home be sacrificed here for the sake of a mansion there?
And yet it is said that Christ is an example for all the world. Did he desert his father and mother? He said, speaking to his mother: "Woman, what have I to do with thee?"
And yet it’s said that Christ is an example for everyone. Did he abandon his parents? He said to his mother, “Woman, what do you want from me?”
The Pharisees said unto Christ: "Is it lawful to pay tribute unto Caesar?"
The Pharisees asked Christ, "Is it right to pay taxes to Caesar?"
Christ said: "Show me the tribute money." They brought him a penny. And he saith unto them: "Whose is the image and the superscription?" They said: "Caesar's." And Christ said: "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's."
Christ said: "Show me the tax money." They brought him a coin. And he asked them, "Whose image and writing is this?" They replied, "Caesar's." And Christ said, "Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar."
Did Christ think that the money belonged to Caesar because his image and superscription were stamped upon it? Did the penny belong to Caesar or to the man who had earned it? Had Caesar the right to demand it because it was adorned with his image?
Did Christ believe that the money belonged to Caesar since his image and inscription were stamped on it? Did the penny belong to Caesar or to the person who earned it? Did Caesar have the right to demand it just because it had his image on it?
Does it appear from this conversation that Christ understood the real nature and use of money?
Does it seem from this conversation that Christ understood the true nature and purpose of money?
Can we now say that Christ was the greatest of philosophers?
Can we now say that Christ was the greatest philosopher?
IX. IS CHRIST OUR EXAMPLE?
HE never said a word in favor of education. He never even hinted at the existence of any science. He never uttered a word in favor of industry, economy or of any effort to better our condition in this world. He was the enemy of the successful, of the wealthy. Dives was sent to hell, not because he was bad, but because he was rich. Lazarus went to heaven, not because he was good, but because he was poor.
HE never spoke a word in support of education. He never even suggested that any science existed. He never said anything in favor of industry, economy, or any effort to improve our situation in this world. He was against the successful, against the wealthy. Dives was sent to hell, not because he was bad, but because he was rich. Lazarus went to heaven, not because he was good, but because he was poor.
Christ cared nothing for painting, for sculpture, for music—nothing for any art. He said nothing about the duties of nation to nation, of king to subject; nothing about the rights of man; nothing about intellectual liberty or the freedom of speech. He said nothing about the sacredness of home; not one word for the fireside; not a word in favor of marriage, in honor of maternity.
Christ didn't care about painting, sculpture, or music—he cared nothing for any art. He said nothing about the responsibilities of one nation to another, or of a king to his subjects; nothing about human rights; nothing about intellectual freedom or free speech. He said nothing about the importance of home; not one word for the fireside; not a word supporting marriage or honoring motherhood.
He never married. He wandered homeless from place to place with a few disciples. None of them seem to have been engaged in any useful business, and they seem to have lived on alms.
He never married. He roamed around without a home from one place to another with a few followers. None of them appeared to be involved in any productive work, and they seemed to rely on charity for their living.
All human ties were held in contempt; this world was sacrificed for the next; all human effort was discouraged. God would support and protect.
All human connections were looked down upon; this life was given up for the next; all human effort was discouraged. God would provide and safeguard.
At last, in the dusk of death, Christ, finding that he was mistaken, cried out: "My God! My God! Why hast thou forsaken me?"
At last, in the twilight of death, Christ, realizing he was wrong, shouted: "My God! My God! Why have you abandoned me?"
We have found that man must depend on himself. He must clear the land; he must build the home; he must plow and plant; he must invent; he must work with hand and brain; he must overcome the difficulties and obstructions; he must conquer and enslave the forces of nature to the end that they may do the work of the world.
We have discovered that a person has to rely on themselves. They need to clear the land; they need to build a home; they need to plow and plant; they need to innovate; they need to work with both their hands and mind; they need to face challenges and obstacles; they need to master and control the forces of nature so that these forces can do the work of the world.
X. WHY SHOULD WE PLACE CHRIST AT THE TOP AND SUMMIT OF THE HUMAN RACE?
WAS he kinder, more forgiving, more self-sacrificing than Buddha? Was he wiser, did he meet death with more perfect calmness, than Socrates? Was he more patient, more charitable, than Epictetus? Was he a greater philosopher, a deeper thinker, than Epicurus? In what respect was he the superior of Zoroaster? Was he gentler than Laotse, more universal than Confucius? Were his ideas of human rights and duties superior to those of Zeno? Did he express grander truths than Cicero? Was his mind subtler than Spinoza's? Was his brain equal to Kepler's or Newton's? Was he grander in death—a sublimer martyr than Bruno? Was he in intelligence, in the force and beauty of expression, in breadth and scope of thought, in wealth of illustration, in aptness of comparison, in knowledge of the human brain and heart, of all passions, hopes and fears, the equal of Shakespeare, the greatest of the human race?
WAS he kinder, more forgiving, more self-sacrificing than Buddha? Was he wiser, did he face death with more perfect calmness than Socrates? Was he more patient, more charitable than Epictetus? Was he a greater philosopher, a deeper thinker than Epicurus? In what way was he superior to Zoroaster? Was he gentler than Laozi, more universal than Confucius? Were his ideas about human rights and duties better than those of Zeno? Did he express grander truths than Cicero? Was his mind sharper than Spinoza's? Did his intellect match that of Kepler or Newton? Was he greater in death—a more sublime martyr than Bruno? Was he, in terms of intelligence, in the strength and beauty of expression, in the breadth and depth of thought, in the wealth of illustrations, in the relevance of comparisons, in the knowledge of the human brain and heart, of all passions, hopes, and fears, on par with Shakespeare, the greatest of humanity?
If Christ was in fact God, he knew all the future.
If Christ was truly God, he knew everything that would happen in the future.
Before him like a panorama moved the history yet to be. He knew how his words would be interpreted. He knew what crimes, what horrors, what infamies, would be committed in his name. He knew that the hungry flames of persecution would climb around the limbs of countless martyrs. He knew that thousands and thousands of brave men and women would languish in dungeons in darkness, filled with pain. He knew that his church would invent and use instruments of torture; that his followers would appeal to whip and fagot, to chain and rack. He saw the horizon of the future lurid with the flames of the auto-da-fê. He knew what creeds would spring like poisonous fungi from every text. He saw the ignorant sects waging war against each other. He saw thousands of men, under the orders of priests, building prisons for their fellow-men. He saw thousands of scaffolds dripping with the best and bravest blood. He saw his followers using the instruments of pain. He heard the groans—saw the faces white with agony. He heard the shrieks and sobs and cries of all the moaning, martyred multitudes. He knew that commentaries would be written on his words with swords, to be read by the light of fagots. He knew that the Inquisition would be born of the teachings attributed to him.
Before him stretched the history yet to come. He recognized how his words would be understood. He knew what crimes, what horrors, what infamous acts would be committed in his name. He was aware that the fierce flames of persecution would engulf countless martyrs. He knew that thousands of brave men and women would suffer in dark dungeons, filled with pain. He understood that his church would create and employ torture devices; that his followers would resort to whips and fires, chains and racks. He envisioned a future horizon lit with the flames of the auto-da-fê. He knew that beliefs would sprout like poisonous mushrooms from every text. He saw ignorant sects fighting against one another. He saw thousands of men, under the command of priests, constructing prisons for their fellow humans. He witnessed thousands of gallows dripping with the blood of the best and bravest. He observed his followers wielding instruments of suffering. He heard the groans—saw the faces pale with agony. He heard the screams and sobs and cries of all the tormented, martyred masses. He knew that commentaries would be written on his words with swords, to be read by the light of burning wood. He understood that the Inquisition would arise from the teachings attributed to him.
He saw the interpolations and falsehoods that hypocrisy would write and tell. He saw all wars that would be waged, and he knew that above these fields of death, these dungeons, these rackings, these burnings, these executions, for a thousand years would float the dripping banner of the cross.
He saw the distortions and lies that hypocrisy would create and spread. He witnessed all the wars that would be fought, and he understood that above these fields of death, these prisons, these tortures, these burnings, these executions, the dripping banner of the cross would float for a thousand years.
He knew that hypocrisy would be robed and crowned—that cruelty and credulity would rule the world; knew that liberty would perish from the earth; knew that popes and kings in his name would enslave the souls and bodies of men; knew that they would persecute and destroy the discoverers, thinkers and inventors; knew that his church would extinguish reason's holy light and leave the world without a star.
He understood that hypocrisy would be dressed up and celebrated—that cruelty and gullibility would dominate the world; he knew that freedom would vanish from the planet; he knew that popes and kings would, in his name, enslave the souls and bodies of people; he knew that they would hunt down and eliminate the innovators, thinkers, and inventors; he knew that his church would extinguish the sacred light of reason and leave the world in darkness.
He saw his disciples extinguishing the eyes of men, flaying them alive, cutting out their tongues, searching for all the nerves of pain.
He watched his followers blinding people, skinning them alive, cutting out their tongues, and looking for every nerve that could feel pain.
He knew that in his name his followers would trade in human flesh; that cradles would be robbed and women's breasts unbabed for gold.
He knew that in his name his followers would deal in human lives; that cradles would be looted and women would be left without nourishment for profit.
And yet he died with voiceless lips.
And yet he died without saying a word.
Why did he fail to speak? Why did he not tell his disciples, and through them the world: "You shall not burn, imprison and torture in my name. You shall not persecute your fellow-men."
Why didn't he speak up? Why didn't he tell his disciples, and through them the world: "You can't burn, imprison, and torture in my name. You must not persecute your fellow humans."
Why did he not plainly say: "I am the Son of God," or, "I am God?" Why did he not explain the Trinity? Why did he not tell the mode of baptism that was pleasing to him? Why did he not write a creed? Why did he not break the chains of slaves? Why did he not say that the Old Testament was or was not the inspired word of God? Why did he not write the New Testament himself? Why did he leave his words to ignorance, hypocrisy and chance? Why did he not say something positive, definite and satisfactory about another world? Why did he not turn the tear-stained hope of heaven into the glad knowledge of another life? Why did he not tell us something of the rights of man, of the liberty of hand and brain?
Why didn’t he just say clearly, “I am the Son of God,” or “I am God?” Why didn’t he explain the Trinity? Why didn’t he specify the type of baptism that he preferred? Why didn’t he write a creed? Why didn’t he free the slaves? Why didn’t he say whether the Old Testament was or wasn’t the inspired word of God? Why didn’t he write the New Testament himself? Why did he leave his teachings open to misunderstanding, hypocrisy, and luck? Why didn’t he provide something clear, definite, and satisfying about the afterlife? Why didn’t he transform the tearful hope of heaven into the joyful certainty of another existence? Why didn’t he tell us anything about human rights, or the freedom of thought and action?
Why did he go dumbly to his death, leaving the world to misery and to doubt?
Why did he foolishly walk to his death, leaving the world in misery and uncertainty?
I will tell you why. He was a man, and did not know.
I’ll explain why. He was a man and didn’t know.
XI. INSPIRATION.
NOT before about the Third Century was it claimed or believed that the books composing the New Testament were inspired.
NOT before around the Third Century was it claimed or believed that the books of the New Testament were inspired.
It will be remembered that there were a great number of books, of Gospels, Epistles and Acts, and that from these the "inspired" ones were selected by "uninspired" men.
It will be remembered that there were many books, including Gospels, Epistles, and Acts, and that from these, the "inspired" ones were chosen by "uninspired" people.
Between the "Fathers" there were great differences of opinion as to which books were inspired; much discussion and plenty of hatred. Many of the books now deemed spurious were by many of the "Fathers" regarded as divine, and some now regarded as inspired were believed to be spurious. Many of the early Christians and some of the "Fathers" repudiated the gospel of John, the Epistle to the Hebrews, Jude, James, Peter, and the Revelation of St. John. On the other hand, many of them regarded the Gospel of the Hebrews, of the Egyptians, the Preaching of Peter, the Shepherd of Hermas, the Epistle of Barnabus, the Pastor of Hermas, the Revelation of Peter, the Revelation of Paul, the Epistle of Clement, the Gospel of Nicodemus, inspired books, equal to the very best.
Between the "Fathers," there were significant differences of opinion about which books were inspired, leading to much debate and a lot of animosity. Many of the books we now consider inauthentic were seen by many of the "Fathers" as divine, while some that we now consider inspired were believed to be inauthentic. Numerous early Christians and some of the "Fathers" rejected the Gospel of John, the Epistle to the Hebrews, Jude, James, Peter, and the Revelation of St. John. Conversely, many of them considered the Gospel of the Hebrews, the Gospel of the Egyptians, the Preaching of Peter, the Shepherd of Hermas, the Epistle of Barnabas, the Pastor of Hermas, the Revelation of Peter, the Revelation of Paul, the Epistle of Clement, and the Gospel of Nicodemus as inspired books, equal to the very best.
From all these books, and many others, the Christians selected the inspired ones.
From all these books, and many others, the Christians picked the inspired ones.
The men who did the selecting were ignorant and superstitious. They were firm believers in the miraculous. They thought that diseases had been cured by the aprons and handkerchiefs of the apostles, by the bones of the dead. They believed in the fable of the Phoenix, and that the hyenas changed their sex every year.
The men who did the selecting were uninformed and superstitious. They were strong believers in the miraculous. They thought that diseases had been cured by the aprons and handkerchiefs of the apostles, by the bones of the dead. They believed in the myth of the Phoenix and that hyenas changed their sex every year.
Were the men who through many centuries made the selections inspired? Were they—ignorant, credulous, stupid and malicious—as well qualified to judge of "inspiration" as the students of our time? How are we bound by their opinion? Have we not the right to judge for ourselves?
Were the men who made these selections over many centuries truly inspired? Were they—ignorant, gullible, foolish, and spiteful—just as qualified to judge "inspiration" as today's scholars? Why should we be bound by their opinions? Don't we have the right to form our own judgments?
Erasmus, one of the leaders of the Reformation, declared that the Epistle to the Hebrews was not written by Paul, and he denied the inspiration of Second and Third John, and also of Revelation. Luther was of the same opinion. He declared James to be an epistle of straw, and denied the inspiration of Revelations. Zwinglius rejected the book of Revelation, and even Calvin denied that Paul was the author of Hebrews.
Erasmus, a key figure in the Reformation, stated that the Epistle to the Hebrews wasn't written by Paul, and he dismissed the inspiration of Second and Third John, as well as Revelation. Luther shared this view; he called James a "letter of straw" and questioned the inspiration of Revelation. Zwingli rejected the book of Revelation entirely, and even Calvin argued that Paul wasn't the author of Hebrews.
The truth is that the Protestants did not agree as to what books are inspired until 1647, by the Assembly of Westminster.
The truth is that the Protestants didn’t agree on which books are inspired until 1647, when the Assembly of Westminster met.
To prove that a book is inspired you must prove the existence of God. You must also prove that this God thinks, acts, has objects, ends and aims. This is somewhat difficult.
To show that a book is inspired, you need to prove that God exists. You also need to demonstrate that this God thinks, acts, and has goals, purposes, and intentions. This is somewhat challenging.
It is impossible to conceive of an infinite being. Having no conception of an infinite being, it is impossible to tell whether all the facts we know tend to prove or disprove the existence of such a being.
It’s impossible to grasp the idea of an infinite being. Without any understanding of an infinite being, we can’t determine whether all the facts we know support or challenge the existence of such a being.
God is a guess. If the existence of God is admitted, how are we to prove that he inspired the writers of the books of the Bible?
God is a guess. If we accept that God exists, how are we supposed to prove that he inspired the authors of the Bible?
How can one man establish the inspiration of another? How can an inspired man prove that he is inspired? How can he know himself that he is inspired? There is no way to prove the fact of inspiration. The only evidence is the word of some man who could by no possibility know anything on the subject.
How can one person inspire another? How can someone who is inspired show that they are? How can they know for sure that they are inspired? There’s no way to prove inspiration as a fact. The only evidence comes from the word of someone who could not possibly know anything about it.
What is inspiration? Did God use men as instruments? Did he cause them to write his thoughts? Did he take possession of their minds and destroy their wills?
What is inspiration? Did God use people as instruments? Did He make them write down His thoughts? Did He take over their minds and erase their wills?
Were these writers only partly controlled, so that their mistakes, their ignorance and their prejudices were mingled with the wisdom of God?
Were these writers only partially guided, so that their mistakes, ignorance, and biases were blended with God's wisdom?
How are we to separate the mistakes of man from the thoughts of God? Can we do this without being inspired ourselves? If the original writers were inspired, then the translators should have been, and so should be the men who tell us what the Bible means.
How can we distinguish between human mistakes and God's thoughts? Can we do this without being inspired ourselves? If the original writers were inspired, then the translators should be too, and so should the people who explain what the Bible means.
How is it possible for a human being to know that he is inspired by an infinite being? But of one thing we may be certain: An inspired book should certainly excel all the books produced by uninspired men. It should, above all, be true, filled with wisdom, blossoming in beauty—perfect.
How can a person know they are inspired by an infinite being? But one thing is for sure: an inspired book should definitely surpass all the books written by those who aren't inspired. It should, above all, be truthful, full of wisdom, and filled with beauty—flawless.
Ministers wonder how I can be wicked enough to attack the Bible.
Ministers are puzzled about how I can be bold enough to challenge the Bible.
I will tell them:
I'll tell them:
This book, the Bible, has persecuted, even unto death, the wisest and the best. This book stayed and stopped the onward movement of the human race. This book poisoned the fountains of learning and misdirected the energies of man.
This book, the Bible, has persecuted, even to death, the wisest and the best. This book halted the progress of humanity. This book tainted the sources of knowledge and misled people's efforts.
This book is the enemy of freedom, the support of slavery. This book sowed the seeds of hatred in families and nations, fed the flames of war, and impoverished the world. This book is the breastwork of kings and tyrants—the enslaver of women and children. This book has corrupted parliaments and courts. This book has made colleges and universities the teachers of error and the haters of science. This book has filled Christendom with hateful, cruel, ignorant and warring sects. This book taught men to kill their fellows for religion's sake. This book founded the inquisition, invented the instruments of torture, built the dungeons in which the good and loving languished, forged the chains that rusted in their flesh, erected the scaffolds whereon they died. This book piled fagots about the feet of the just. This book drove reason from the minds of millions and filled the asylums with the insane.
This book opposes freedom and supports slavery. This book planted the seeds of hatred in families and nations, fueled wars, and made the world poorer. This book serves as a shield for kings and tyrants—the enslaver of women and children. This book has corrupted governments and courts. This book has turned colleges and universities into promoters of falsehoods and enemies of science. This book has filled Christendom with hateful, cruel, ignorant, and warring sects. This book taught people to kill one another for the sake of religion. This book established the inquisition, created torture devices, built dungeons where the good and loving suffered, forged the chains that rusted on their skin, and erected the gallows where they died. This book piled firewood around the feet of the righteous. This book drove reason out of the minds of millions and filled asylums with the insane.
This book has caused fathers and mothers to shed the blood of their babes. This book was the auction block on which the slave-mother stood when she was sold from her child. This book filled the sails of the slave-trader and made merchandise of human flesh. This book lighted the fires that burned "witches" and "wizards." This book filled the darkness with ghouls and ghosts, and the bodies of men and women with devils. This book polluted the souls of men with the infamous dogma of eternal pain. This book made credulity the greatest of virtues, and investigation the greatest of crimes. This book filled nations with hermits, monks and nuns—with the pious and the useless. This book placed the ignorant and unclean saint above the philosopher and philanthropist. This book taught man to despise the joys of this life, that he might be happy in another—to waste this world for the sake of the next.
This book has led fathers and mothers to hurt their children. This book was the auction block where the slave mother stood when she was sold away from her child. This book fueled the slave trade and turned humans into commodities. This book ignited the fires that burned "witches" and "wizards." This book filled the darkness with monsters and the bodies of men and women with evil spirits. This book contaminated the souls of people with the notorious belief in eternal suffering. This book made gullibility the highest virtue, and questioning the greatest crime. This book filled nations with hermits, monks, and nuns—with the devout and the useless. This book placed the ignorant and morally questionable saint above the thinker and the humanitarian. This book taught people to reject the pleasures of this life in hopes of being happy in another—to squander this world for the sake of the next.
I attack this book because it is the enemy of human liberty—the greatest obstruction across the highway of human progress.
I criticize this book because it stands against human freedom— the biggest barrier on the path of human progress.
Let me ask the ministers one question: How can you be wicked enough to defend this book?
Let me ask the ministers one question: How can you be cruel enough to defend this book?
XII. THE REAL BIBLE
FOR thousands of years men have been writing the real Bible, and it is being written from day to day, and it will never be finished while man has life. All the facts that we know, all the truly recorded events, all the discoveries and inventions, all the wonderful machines whose wheels and levers seem to think, all the poems, crystals from the brain, flowers from the heart, all the songs of love and joy, of smiles and tears, the great dramas of Imagination's world, the wondrous paintings, miracles of form and color, of light and shade, the marvellous marbles that seem to live and breathe, the secrets told by rock and star, by dust and flower, by rain and snow, by frost and flame, by winding stream and desert sand, by mountain range and billowed sea.
FOR thousands of years, people have been writing the true Bible, and it’s being written every day, and it will never be finished as long as humanity exists. All the facts we know, all the accurate recorded events, all the discoveries and inventions, all the amazing machines whose wheels and levers seem to think, all the poems, sparks from the mind, flowers from the heart, all the songs of love and joy, of smiles and tears, the great dramas of Imagination's world, the breathtaking paintings, miracles of form and color, light and shadow, the incredible marbles that seem to live and breathe, the secrets revealed by rock and star, by dust and flower, by rain and snow, by frost and flame, by winding streams and desert sand, by mountain ranges and rolling seas.
All the wisdom that lengthens and ennobles life—all that avoids or cures disease, or conquers pain—all just and perfect laws and rules that guide and shape our lives, all thoughts that feed the flames of love, the music that transfigures, enraptures and enthralls, the victories of heart and brain, the miracles that hands have wrought, the deft and cunning hands of those who worked for wife and child, the histories of noble deeds, of brave and useful men, of faithful loving wives, of quenchless mother-love, of conflicts for the right, of sufferings for the truth, of all the best that all the men and women of the world have said, and thought and done through all the years.
All the wisdom that extends and enriches life—all that helps prevent or heal illness, or alleviate pain—all the fair and perfect laws and rules that direct and shape our lives, all ideas that fuel the fires of love, the music that transforms, captivates, and enchants, the triumphs of heart and mind, the miracles created by hands, the skillful and resourceful hands of those who worked for their families, the stories of noble acts, of courageous and helpful people, of devoted loving partners, of unwavering maternal love, of struggles for justice, of sacrifices for truth, of all the best that every person has said, thought, and done throughout the years.
These treasures of the heart and brain—these are the Sacred Scriptures of the human race.
These treasures of the heart and mind—these are the Holy Scriptures of humanity.
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