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DOWN THE COLUMBIA

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Thanks to Byron Harmon, Banff
MT. SIR DONALD, WHICH DRAINS FROM ALL SIDES TO THE COLUMBIA

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DOWN THE COLUMBIA
BY
LEWIS R. FREEMAN

AUTHOR OF “IN THE TRACKS OF THE TRADES,”
“HELL’S HATCHES,” ETC.

AUTHOR OF “IN THE TRACKS OF THE TRADES,”
“HELL’S HATCHES,” AND OTHERS.

WITH ILLUSTRATIONS
FROM PHOTOGRAPHS

WITH ILLUSTRATIONS
FROM PHOTOS

NEW YORK
DODD, MEAD AND COMPANY
1921

NEW YORK
DODD, MEAD AND COMPANY
1921

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Copyright 1921
By DODD, MEAD AND COMPANY, Inc.

Copyright 1921
By DODD, MEAD AND COMPANY, Inc.

The Quinn & Boden Company

The Quinn & Boden Company

BOOK MANUFACTURERS
RAHWAY      NEW JERSEY

Book Manufacturers Rahway, New Jersey

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TO
C. L. CHESTER

TO
C. L. CHESTER

Hoping he will find in these pages some compensation for the fun he missed in not being along.

Hoping he'll find in these pages some compensation for the fun he missed by not being there.


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INTRODUCTION

The day on which I first conceived the idea of a boat trip down the Columbia hangs in a frame all its own in the corridors of my memory. It was a number of years ago—more than a dozen, I should say. Just previously I had contrived somehow to induce the Superintendent of the Yellowstone National Park to grant me permission to attempt a winter journey on ski around this most beautiful of America’s great playgrounds. He had even sent a Government scout along to keep, or help, me out of trouble. We were a week out from the post at Mammoth Hot Springs.

The day I first came up with the idea for a boat trip down the Columbia stands out clearly in my memory. It was several years ago—more than twelve, I’d say. Just before that, I had somehow convinced the Superintendent of Yellowstone National Park to let me try a winter journey on skis around this stunning part of America’s great playgrounds. He even sent a government scout to help keep me out of trouble. We were a week away from the post at Mammoth Hot Springs.

Putting the rainbow revel of the incomparable Canyon behind, we had crossed Yellowstone Lake on the ice and fared onward and upward until we came at last to the long climb where the road under its ten feet of snow wound up to the crest of the Continental Divide. It was so dry and cold that the powdery snow overlying the crust rustled under our ski like autumn leaves. The air was diamond clear, so transparent that distant mountain peaks, juggled in the wizardry of the lens of the light, seemed fairly to float upon the eyeball.

Leaving behind the vibrant colors of the incredible Canyon, we crossed Yellowstone Lake on the ice and moved onward and upward until we finally reached the steep climb where the road, buried under ten feet of snow, wound up to the top of the Continental Divide. It was so dry and cold that the powdery snow on the surface crunched under our skis like autumn leaves. The air was crystal clear, so transparent that faraway mountain peaks, distorted by the magic of the light’s lens, appeared to float before our eyes.

At the summit, where we paused for breath, an old Sergeant of the Game Patrol, letting down a tin can on a string, brought up drinks from an air-hole which he claimed was teetering giddily upon the very ridge-pole of North America.

At the top, where we took a break, an old Sergeant from the Game Patrol lowered a tin can on a string and pulled up drinks from a hole in the ice, claiming it was balancing precariously on the very peak of North America.

“If I dip to the left,” he said, suiting the action to[Pg viii] the word, “it’s the Pacific I’ll be robbing of a pint of Rocky Mountain dew; while if I dip to the right it’s the Atlantic that’ll have to settle back a notch. And if I had a string long enough, and a wing strong enough, to cast my can over there beyond Jackson’s Hole,” he went on, pointing southeasterly to the serrated peaks of the Wind River Mountains, “I could dip from the fount of the Green River and keep it from feeding the Colorado and the Gulf of California by so much.”

“If I lean to the left,” he said, demonstrating as he spoke, “I’ll be taking a pint of Rocky Mountain dew from the Pacific; if I lean to the right, then the Atlantic will have to adjust a little. And if I had a long enough string and a strong enough wing to toss my can over there past Jackson’s Hole,” he continued, pointing southeast at the jagged peaks of the Wind River Mountains, “I could draw from the Green River and stop it from flowing into the Colorado and the Gulf of California by that much.”

That led me to raise the question of boating by river from the Great Divide to the sea, and the Scout, who knew something of the Madison, Jefferson and Gallatin to the east, and of the Salmon, Clearwater and Snake to the west, said he reckoned the thing could be done in either direction provided a man had lots of time and no dependent family to think of and shake his nerve in the pinches.

That made me wonder about boating downriver from the Great Divide to the ocean. The Scout, who was familiar with the Madison, Jefferson, and Gallatin rivers to the east, as well as the Salmon, Clearwater, and Snake rivers to the west, said he thought it could be done in either direction, as long as a person had plenty of time and no family to worry about that might make them hesitant during tough moments.

The old Sergeant agreed heartily. River boating was good, he said, because it was not opposed to Nature, like climbing mountains, for instance, where you were bucking the law of gravity from start to finish. With a river it was all easy and natural. You just got into your boat and let it go. Sooner or later, without any especial effort on your part, you reached your objective. You might not be in a condition to appreciate the fact, of course, but just the same you got there, and with a minimum of hard work. Some rivers were better for boating than others for the reason that you got there quicker. The Snake and the Missouri were all very well in their way, but for him, he’d take the Columbia. There was a river that[Pg ix] started in mountains and finished in mountains. It ran in mountains all the way to the sea. No slack water in all its course. It was going somewhere all the time. He had lived as a kid on the lower Columbia and had trapped as a man on the upper Columbia; so he ought to know. There was a “he” river if there ever was one. If a man really wanted to travel from snowflake to brine and not be troubled with “on-wee” on the way, there was no stream that ran one-two-three with the Columbia as a means of doing it.

The old Sergeant wholeheartedly agreed. River boating was great, he said, because it was in harmony with nature, unlike climbing mountains, where you were constantly fighting against gravity from start to finish. With a river, everything was easy and natural. You simply got into your boat and let it drift. Sooner or later, without any real effort on your part, you reached your destination. You might not be in the right frame of mind to appreciate it, but still, you arrived, and with minimal hard work. Some rivers were better for boating because you got to your goal faster. The Snake and the Missouri were fine in their own way, but for him, he’d choose the Columbia. That was a river that[Pg ix] started in the mountains and ended in the mountains. It flowed through mountains all the way to the sea. No slack water along its entire course. It was always moving somewhere. He had lived as a kid on the lower Columbia and trapped as an adult on the upper Columbia, so he knew what he was talking about. That was a true "he" river if there ever was one. If a man really wanted to travel from snowflake to saltwater and not feel bored along the way, there wasn’t any river that did it as smoothly and efficiently as the Columbia.

That night, where we steamed in the black depths of a snow-submerged Government “Emergency” cabin, the Sergeant’s old Columbia memories thawed with the hunk of frosted beef he was toasting over the sheet-iron stove. He told of climbing for sheep and goat in the high Kootenay, of trailing moose and caribou in the valleys of the Rockies, and finally of his years of trapping on the creeks and in the canyons that run down to the Big Bend of the Columbia; of how he used to go down to Kinbasket Lake in the Fall, portaging or lining the three miles of tumbling cascades at Surprise Rapids, trap all winter on Sullivan Creek or Middle River, and then come out in the Spring to Revelstoke, playing ducks-and-drakes with his life and his scarcely less valuable catch of marten, mink and beaver running the riffles at Rock Slide, Twelve Mile and the terrible Dalles des Morts. He declared that there were a hundred miles of the Big Bend of the Columbia that had buffaloed to a fare-ye-well any equal stretch on any of the great rivers of North America for fall, rocks and wild rip-rarin’ water generally. But the dread Rapids of Death and the[Pg x] treacherous swirls and eddies of Revelstoke Canyon were not the last of swift water by a long shot. Just below the defile of the Arrow Lakes the white caps began to rear their heads again, and from there right on down through the seven hundred miles and more to tide-water below the Cascade Locks in Oregon there was hardly a stretch of ten miles without its tumble of rapids, and mostly they averaged not more than three or four miles apart.

That night, as we huddled in the dark depths of a snow-covered Government “Emergency” cabin, the Sergeant’s old Columbia memories warmed up along with the chunk of frozen beef he was roasting over the sheet-iron stove. He talked about climbing for sheep and goats in the high Kootenay, chasing moose and caribou in the Rockies' valleys, and his years of trapping in the creeks and canyons that flow down to the Big Bend of the Columbia; how he used to go down to Kinbasket Lake in the fall, portaging or guiding his way through the three miles of rushing cascades at Surprise Rapids, trapping all winter on Sullivan Creek or Middle River, and then coming out in the spring to Revelstoke, gambling with his life and his equally valuable haul of marten, mink, and beaver while navigating the riffles at Rock Slide, Twelve Mile, and the notorious Dalles des Morts. He claimed there were a hundred miles of the Big Bend of the Columbia that could easily outmatch any similar stretch on the great rivers of North America in terms of falls, rocks, and wild, raging water. But the dreaded Rapids of Death and the dangerous swirls and eddies of Revelstoke Canyon weren't the last of the fast water by any means. Just below the narrow passage of the Arrow Lakes, the white caps started to make an appearance again, and from there all the way down through the seven hundred miles or more to tidewater below the Cascade Locks in Oregon, there was hardly a ten-mile stretch without its rapid, and typically they were only three or four miles apart.

“She’s sure some ‘he’ river,” the old chap concluded as he began to unroll his blankets, “going somewhere all the time, tumbling over itself all the way trying to beat itself to the finish.”

“She’s definitely some ‘he’ river,” the old guy concluded as he started to unroll his blankets, “always going somewhere, tumbling over itself the whole way trying to outpace itself to the finish.”

Confusing as the Sergeant was with his “he” and “she” and “it” as to the gender of the mighty Oregon, there was no question of the fascination of the pictures conjured up by his descriptions of that so-well-called “Achilles of Rivers.” Before I closed my eyes that night I had promised myself that I should take the first opportunity to boat the length of the Columbia, to follow its tumultuous course from its glacial founts to the salt sea brine, to share with it, to jostle it in its “tumble to get there first.”

Confusing as the Sergeant was with his "he," "she," and "it" regarding the gender of the mighty Oregon, there was no doubt about the allure of the images created by his descriptions of that so-called "Achilles of Rivers." Before I closed my eyes that night, I promised myself that I would take the first chance to boat the length of the Columbia, to follow its turbulent journey from its glacial sources to the salty sea, to share in it, to jostle with it in its "race to get there first."

I held by that resolve for more than a dozen years, although, by a strange run of chance, I was destined to have some experience of almost every one of the great rivers of the world before I launched a boat upon the Columbia. My appetite for swift water boating had grown by what it fed on. I had come more and more to the way of thinking of my Yellowstone companion who held that boating down rivers was good because it was not opposed to Nature, “like mountain climb[Pg xi]ing, for instance, where you bucked the law of gravity all the way.” In odd craft and various, and of diverse degree of water worthiness, I had trusted to luck and the law of gravity to land me somewhere to seaward of numerous up-river points of vantage to which I had attained by means of travel that ranged all the way from foot and donkey-back to elephant and auto. The Ichang gorges of the Yangtze I had run in a sampan manned by a yelling crew of Szechuan coolies, and the Salween and Irawadi below the Yunnan boundary in weird Burmese canoes whose crews used their legs as well as their arms in plying their carved paddles. I had floated down the Tigris from Diarbekir to Mosul on a kalek of inflated sheepskins, and the Nile below the Nyanzas in a cranky craft of zebra hide, whose striped sides might have suggested the idea of modern marine camouflage. On the middle Niger I had used a condemned gunboat’s life-raft, and on the Zambesi a dugout of saffron-tinted wood so heavy that it sank like iron when capsized. And it had been in native dugouts of various crude types that I had boated greater or lesser lengths of the swifter upper stretches of the Orinoco, Amazon and Parana.

I stuck to that determination for over twelve years, but, oddly enough, I ended up experiencing nearly all of the great rivers in the world before I set a boat on the Columbia. My love for whitewater boating only grew. I increasingly aligned with my Yellowstone companion's view that boating down rivers was great because it was in harmony with Nature, “unlike mountain climbing, where you fight against gravity the whole way.” In various odd boats, some more seaworthy than others, I relied on luck and gravity to get me below numerous riverbanks I reached through travel that included everything from walking and riding donkeys to using elephants and cars. I navigated the Ichang gorges of the Yangtze in a sampan with a shouting crew of Szechuan coolies, and traveled the Salween and Irawadi below the Yunnan boundary in strange Burmese canoes, where the crews used their legs as well as their arms to paddle. I floated down the Tigris from Diarbekir to Mosul on a kalek made of inflated sheepskins, and on the Nile below the Nyanzas in a wobbly boat made of zebra hide, whose striped sides could have inspired modern marine camouflage. I used a condemned gunboat’s life-raft on the middle Niger, and on the Zambesi, a dugout made from heavy saffron-tinted wood that sank like iron when flipped over. It was in various rough native dugouts that I paddled the faster upper stretches of the Orinoco, Amazon, and Parana.

But through it all—whether I was floating in a reed-wrapped balsa on Titacaca or floundering in a pitch-smeared gufa on the Euphrates—pictures conjured up by remembered phrases of the old ex-trapper keep rising at the back of my brain. “The big eddy at the bend of Surprise Rapids, where you go to look for busted boats and dead bodies;” “the twenty-one mile of white water rolling all the way from Kinbasket Lake to Canoe River;” “the double[Pg xii] googly intake at the head of Gordon Rapid;” “the black-mouthed whirlpool waiting like a wild cat at the foot of Dalles des Morts”—how many times had I seen all these in fancy! And at last the time came when those pictures were to be made real—galvanized into life.

But through it all—whether I was drifting in a reed-wrapped balsa on Titicaca or struggling in a pitch-smeared gufa on the Euphrates—images conjured up by phrases remembered from the old ex-trapper keep surfacing in my mind. “The big eddy at the bend of Surprise Rapids, where you go to look for wrecked boats and dead bodies;” “the twenty-one miles of whitewater rolling all the way from Kinbasket Lake to Canoe River;” “the double[Pg xii] googly intake at the head of Gordon Rapid;” “the black-mouthed whirlpool lurking like a wildcat at the foot of Dalles des Morts”—how many times had I imagined all these! And at last the moment came when those images were to become real—brought to life.

It was well along toward the end of last summer that my friend C. L. Chester, whose work in filming the scenic beauties of out-of-the-way parts of the world has made the name Chester-Outing Pictures a byword on both sides of the Atlantic, mentioned that he was sending one of his cameramen to photograph the sources of the Columbia in the Selkirks and Rockies of western Canada. Also that he was thinking of taking his own holiday in that incomparably beautiful region. He supposed I knew that there were considerable areas here that had barely been explored, to saying nothing of photographed. This was notably so of the Big Bend country, where the Columbia had torn its channel between the Rockies and Selkirks and found a way down to the Arrow Lakes. He was especially anxious to take some kind of a boat round the hundred and fifty miles of canyon between Beavermouth and Revelstoke and bring out the first movies of what he had been assured was the roughest stretch of swift water on any of the important rivers of the world. Was there, by any chance, a possibility that my plans and commitments were such that I would be free to join him in the event that he made the trip personally?

It was late last summer when my friend C. L. Chester, known for his work capturing the scenic beauty of remote parts of the world, mentioned that he was sending one of his cameramen to film the sources of the Columbia River in the Selkirks and Rockies of western Canada. He was also considering taking his own vacation in that incredibly beautiful area. He thought I might know that there were still large areas here that had barely been explored, let alone photographed. This was especially true in the Big Bend region, where the Columbia River carved its path between the Rockies and Selkirks and flowed down to the Arrow Lakes. He was particularly eager to take some sort of boat through the hundred and fifty miles of canyon between Beavermouth and Revelstoke and capture the first footage of what he’d been told was the roughest section of fast water on any major river in the world. Was there any chance that my schedule and commitments could allow me to join him if he decided to make the trip himself?

As a matter of fact there were several things that should have prevented my breaking away for a trip to[Pg xiii] the upper Columbia in September, not the least among which was a somewhat similar trip I had already planned for the Grand Canyon of the Colorado that very month. But the mention of the Big Bend was decisive. “I’ll go,” I said promptly. “When do you start?”

As a matter of fact, there were several reasons that should have stopped me from taking a trip to the upper Columbia in September, not the least of which was a similar trip I had already planned for the Grand Canyon of the Colorado that same month. But when I heard about the Big Bend, I made up my mind. “I’ll go,” I said right away. “When do you leave?”

It was finally arranged that I should go on ahead and engage men and boats for the Big Bend part of the trip, while Chester would endeavour to disentangle himself from business in Los Angeles and New York in time to join his cameraman and myself for a jaunt by packtrain to the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers. The latter is one of the high glacial sources of the Columbia in the Selkirks, and Chester, learning that it had never been photographed, desired especially to visit it in person. Returning from our visit to the source of the river, we planned to embark on the boating voyage around the Big Bend. It was not until business finally intervened to make it impossible for Chester to get away for even a portion of the trip which he had been at such trouble to plan, that I decided to attempt the voyage down the Columbia as I had always dreamed of it—all the way from the eternal snows to tide-water. At Chester’s suggestion, it was arranged that his cameraman should accompany me during such portion of the journey as the weather was favourable to moving picture work.

It was finally decided that I would head out first to hire men and boats for the Big Bend part of the trip, while Chester tried to wrap up his business in Los Angeles and New York in time to join his cameraman and me for a trek by pack train to the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers. This lake is one of the high glacial sources of the Columbia in the Selkirks, and Chester, finding out that it had never been photographed, really wanted to see it in person. After our visit to the river’s source, we planned to start the boating trip around the Big Bend. It wasn't until business got in the way and made it impossible for Chester to leave for even part of the trip he had worked so hard to arrange that I decided to go on the journey down the Columbia as I had always envisioned— all the way from the eternal snows to the ocean. At Chester's suggestion, we arranged for his cameraman to join me during the parts of the journey when the weather was good for filming.

Our preliminary work and exploration among the sources of the river over (this was carried on either on foot or by packtrain, or in runs by canoe over short navigable stretches of the upper river), we pushed off from Beavermouth, at the head of the Big Bend.[Pg xiv] For this most arduous part of the voyage there were four in the party, with a big double-ended boat specially built for rough water. Further down, for a considerable stretch, we were three, in a skiff. Then, for a couple of hundred miles, there were four of us again, manning a raft and a towing launch. After that we were two—just the cameraman and myself, with the skiff. Him I finally dropped at the foot of Priest Rapids, fifty miles above Pasco, and the last two hundred and fifty miles down to Portland I rode alone. This “solo” run—though a one-man boat crew is kept rather too busy in swift water to have much time for enjoying the scenery—was far from proving the least interesting period of the journey.

Our initial work and exploration along the river sources (which we did on foot, by pack train, or in short canoe trips over navigable sections of the upper river) started as we set off from Beavermouth, at the beginning of the Big Bend.[Pg xiv] For this challenging part of the trip, there were four of us, using a large double-ended boat specially made for rough waters. Further down the river, there were three of us in a small boat for a long stretch. Then, for a couple of hundred miles, we were back to four people operating a raft and a towing launch. After that, it was just two of us—the cameraman and me—in the small boat. I eventually dropped him off at the foot of Priest Rapids, fifty miles above Pasco, and for the last two hundred and fifty miles to Portland, I was on my own. This “solo” trip—though a one-person boat crew can’t enjoy the scenery much because they’re too busy navigating swift waters—turned out to be one of the most interesting parts of the journey.

So far as I have been able to learn, my arrival in Portland marked the end of the first complete journey that has been made from the glacial sources of the Columbia to tide-water. David Thompson, scientist and explorer for the Northwest Company, racing against the Astor sea expedition to be first to establish a post at the mouth of the Columbia, boated down a very large part of the navigable part of the river over a hundred years ago. I have found no evidence, however, that he penetrated to the glacial fields in the Selkirks above Windermere and Columbia Lake from which spring the main feeders of the upper river. Thompson’s, and all of the other voyages of the early days of which there is authentic record, started from Boat Encampment, where the road from the plains and Montreal led down to the Columbia by the icy waters of Portage River, or, as it is now called, Wood River. Thus all of the old Hudson Bay and North[Pg xv]west voyageurs ran only the lower seventy-five miles of the Big Bend, and avoided what is by far its worst water—Surprise Rapids and the twenty-one miles of cascades below Kinbasket Lake. Ross Cox, Alexander Ross and Franchiere, whose diaries are the best commentaries extant upon early Columbia history, had no experience of the river above Boat Encampment. Lewis and Clark, and Hunt, with the remnants of the Astor transcontinental party, boated the river only below the Snake, and this was also true of Whitman and the other early missionaries and settlers. Frémont made only a few days’ journey down the river from the Dalles.

As far as I can gather, my arrival in Portland marked the end of the first complete journey from the glacial sources of the Columbia to the ocean. David Thompson, a scientist and explorer for the Northwest Company, raced against the Astor sea expedition to be the first to establish a post at the mouth of the Columbia, navigating a large portion of the river over a hundred years ago. However, I haven't found any evidence that he reached the glacial fields in the Selkirks above Windermere and Columbia Lake, which feed the upper river. Thompson’s voyage, along with all other early documented journeys, began at Boat Encampment, where the route from the plains and Montreal led down to the Columbia via the icy waters of Portage River, now known as Wood River. Therefore, all the old Hudson Bay and Northwest voyageurs only traveled the lower seventy-five miles of the Big Bend and avoided its roughest waters—Surprise Rapids and the twenty-one miles of cascades below Kinbasket Lake. Ross Cox, Alexander Ross, and Franchiere, whose diaries provide the best insights into early Columbia history, did not have any experience with the river above Boat Encampment. Lewis and Clark, along with Hunt and the remnants of the Astor transcontinental party, only navigated the river below the Snake, and the same was true for Whitman and the other early missionaries and settlers. Frémont only traveled a few days down the river from the Dalles.

Of recent down-river passages, I have been able to learn of no voyageur who, having rounded the Big Bend, continued his trip down to the lower Columbia. The most notable voyage of the last three or four decades was that of Captain F. P. Armstrong and J. P. Forde, District Engineer of the Department of Public Works of Nelson, British Columbia, who, starting at the foot of the Lower Arrow Lake in a Peterboro canoe, made the run to Pasco, just above the mouth of the Snake, in ten days. As Captain Armstrong already knew the upper Columbia above the Arrow Lakes from many years of steamboating and prospecting, and as both he and Mr. Forde, after leaving their canoe at Pasco, continued on to Astoria by steamer, I am fully convinced that his knowledge of that river from source to mouth is more comprehensive than that of any one else of the present generation. This will be, perhaps, a fitting place to acknowledge my obligation to Captain Armstrong (who[Pg xvi] accompanied me in person from the mouth of the Kootenay to the mouth of the Spokane) for advice and encouragement which were very considerable factors in the ultimate success of my venture. To Mr. Forde I am scarcely less indebted for his courtesy in putting at my disposal a copy of his invaluable report to the Canadian Government on the proposal to open the Columbia to through navigation to the Pacific Ocean.

Based on recent trips down the river, I've found no voyager who rounded the Big Bend and continued on to the lower Columbia. The most significant journey in the last thirty or forty years was made by Captain F. P. Armstrong and J. P. Forde, the District Engineer from the Department of Public Works in Nelson, British Columbia. They set out from the foot of the Lower Arrow Lake in a Peterboro canoe and traveled to Pasco, just above the mouth of the Snake, in ten days. Captain Armstrong, already familiar with the upper Columbia above the Arrow Lakes from years of steamboating and prospecting, and both he and Mr. Forde continued to Astoria by steamer after leaving their canoe at Pasco. I believe he has a better understanding of that river from its source to its mouth than anyone else in this generation. This is a good moment to express my gratitude to Captain Armstrong (who[Pg xvi] personally accompanied me from the mouth of the Kootenay to the mouth of the Spokane) for his advice and encouragement, which were key to the success of my journey. I'm also very thankful to Mr. Forde for his kindness in sharing a copy of his invaluable report to the Canadian Government regarding the proposal to open the Columbia for navigation to the Pacific Ocean.

Compared to the arduous journeys of the old Astorian and Hudson Bay voyageurs on the Columbia, my own trip—even though a considerably greater length of river was covered than by any of my predecessors—was negligible as an achievement. Only in rounding the Big Bend in Canada does the voyageur of to-day encounter conditions comparable to those faced by those of a hundred, or even fifty years ago who set out to travel on any part of the Columbia. For a hundred miles or more of the Bend, now just as much as in years long gone by, an upset with the loss of an outfit is more likely than not to spell disaster and probably tragedy. But in my own passage of the Big Bend I can claim no personal credit that those miles of tumbling water were run successfully. I was entirely in the hands of a pair of seasoned old river hands, and merely pulled an oar in the boat and did a few other things when I was told.

Compared to the tough journeys of the old Astorian and Hudson Bay voyageurs on the Columbia, my trip—even though I navigated a much longer stretch of river than any of my predecessors—was pretty insignificant as an achievement. Only when rounding the Big Bend in Canada does today's voyager face conditions similar to those encountered by travelers a hundred or even fifty years ago who ventured onto any part of the Columbia. For over a hundred miles of the Bend, just like in the past, capsizing and losing your gear is more likely than not to lead to disaster, and probably tragedy. However, I can't take any personal credit for successfully navigating those challenging miles of turbulent water. I was completely reliant on a couple of experienced river veterans, and I just rowed when asked and helped out with a few other tasks.

But it is on the thousand miles of swiftly flowing water between the lower end of the Big Bend and the Pacific that conditions have changed the most in favour of the latter day voyageur. The rapids are, to be sure, much as they must have appeared to Thompson,[Pg xvii] Ross, Franchiere and their Indian contemporaries. The few rocks blasted here and there on the lower river in an attempt to improve steamer navigation have not greatly simplified the problems of the man in a rowboat or canoe. Nor is an upset in any part of the Columbia an experience lightly to be courted even to-day. Even below the Big Bend there are a score of places I could name offhand where the coolest kind of an old river hand, once in the water, would not have one chance in ten of swimming out. In half a hundred others he might reckon on an even break of crawling out alive. But if luck were with him and he did reach the bank with the breath in his body, then his troubles would be pretty well behind him. Below the Canadian border there is hardly ten miles of the river without a farm, a village, or even a town of fair size. Food, shelter and even medical attention are not, therefore, ever more than a few hours away, so that the man who survives the loss of his boat and outfit is rarely in serious straits.

But it's in the thousand miles of swiftly flowing water between the lower end of the Big Bend and the Pacific that conditions have changed the most for today's adventurer. The rapids are pretty much the same as they must have looked to Thompson,[Pg xvii] Ross, Franchiere, and their Indigenous contemporaries. The few rocks blasted here and there on the lower river to improve steamer navigation haven't really made things easier for someone in a rowboat or canoe. And even today, tipping over in any part of the Columbia is not something to take lightly. Even below the Big Bend, there are plenty of spots I could name where a skilled river hand, once in the water, would have only about a one in ten chance of swimming out. In many other places, he might figure he has an even chance of crawling out alive. But if luck is on his side and he does make it to the bank with his breath still in him, then his troubles would be mostly behind him. Below the Canadian border, there’s hardly ten miles of river without a farm, a village, or even a decent-sized town. So food, shelter, and even medical help are never more than a few hours away, meaning that anyone who survives losing their boat and gear is rarely in serious trouble.

But in the case of the pioneers, their troubles in like instance were only begun. What between hostile Indians and the loss of their only means of travel, the chances were all against their ever pulling out with their lives. The story of how the vicious cascade of the Dalles des Morts won its grisly name, which I will set down in its proper place, furnishes a telling instance in point.

But for the pioneers, their troubles were just beginning. With hostile Indians and the loss of their only means of travel, they were facing overwhelming odds against making it out alive. The story of how the vicious waterfall of the Dalles des Morts got its grim name, which I will share in its proper context, serves as a striking example.

It is a callous traveller who, in strange lands and seas, does not render heart homage to the better men that have gone before him. Just as you cannot sail the Pacific for long without fancying that Cook and[Pg xviii] Drake and Anson are sharing your night watches, so on the Columbia it is Thompson and Cox and Lewis and Clark who come to be your guiding spirits. At the head of every one of the major rapids you land just as you know they must have landed, and it is as through their eyes that you survey the work ahead. And when, rather against your better judgment, you decide to attempt to run a winding gorge where the sides are too steep to permit lining and where a portage would mean the loss of a day—you know that the best of the men who preceded you must have experienced the same hollowness under the belt when they were forced to the same decision, for were they not always gambling at longer odds than you are? And when, elate with the thrill of satisfaction and relief that come from knowing that what had been a menacing roar ahead has changed to a receding growl astern, you are inclined to credit yourself with smartness for having run a rapid where Thompson lined or Ross Cox portaged, that feeling will not persist for long. Sooner or later—and usually sooner—something or somebody will put you right. A broken oar and all but a mess-up in an inconsiderable riffle was all that was needed to quench the glow of pride that I felt over having won through the roughly tumbling left-hand channel of Rock Island Rapids with only a short length of lining. And it was a steady-eyed old river captain who brought me back to earth the night I told him—somewhat boastfully, I fear—that I had slashed my skiff straight down the middle of the final pitch of Umatilla Rapids, where Lewis and Clark had felt they had to portage.

It’s a cold-hearted traveler who, in unfamiliar lands and waters, doesn’t pay respect to the great explorers who came before him. Just like you can’t sail the Pacific for long without imagining that Cook, Drake, and Anson are keeping you company during your night shifts, on the Columbia, it’s Thompson, Cox, Lewis, and Clark who become your guiding spirits. At the top of every major rapid, you stop just as you know they must have done, and it’s through their eyes that you see the challenges ahead. And when you reluctantly decide to navigate a twisting gorge where the cliffs are too steep to allow for lining and where carrying the boat around would cost you a day, you realize that the best of those who came before you must have felt the same anxiety when faced with the same choice, because weren’t they always risking more than you are? And when, filled with the thrill of satisfaction and relief from knowing that what once sounded like a terrifying roar ahead has turned into a distant growl behind, you start to think you’re clever for having successfully run a rapid where Thompson chose to line or Ross Cox chose to portage, that feeling doesn’t last long. Sooner or later—and usually sooner—something or someone will bring you back down to reality. A broken oar and nearly getting thrown off course in a small riffle was all it took to dampen the pride I felt after making it through the challenging left-hand channel of Rock Island Rapids with just a short stretch of lining. And an experienced old river captain grounded me the night I told him—somewhat boastfully, I must admit—that I had shot my skiff straight down the final drop of Umatilla Rapids, where Lewis and Clark felt the need to portage.

[Pg xix]“But you must not forget,” he said gently, with just the shadow of a smile softening the line of his firm lips, “that Lewis and Clark had something to lose besides their lives—that they had irreplaceable records in their care, and much work still to do. It was their duty to take as few chances as possible. But they never let the risk stop them when there wasn’t any safer way. When you are pulling through Celilo Canal a few days from now, and being eased down a hundred feet in the locks, just remember that Lewis and Clark put their whole outfit down the Tumwater and Five-Mile Rapids of the Dalles, in either of which that skiff of yours would be sucked under in half a minute.”

[Pg xix] “But you have to keep in mind,” he said gently, with a hint of a smile softening his firm lips, “that Lewis and Clark had more at stake than just their lives—they were responsible for priceless records and had a lot of work still ahead of them. It was their job to take as few risks as possible. But they never let the dangers hold them back when there wasn’t a safer option. When you’re navigating through Celilo Canal in a few days and getting lowered a hundred feet in the locks, just remember that Lewis and Clark took their entire crew through the Tumwater and Five-Mile Rapids of the Dalles, where your little boat would be pulled under in no time.”

Bulking insignificantly as an achievement as does my trip in comparison with the many Columbia voyages, recorded and unrecorded, of early days, it still seems to me that the opportunity I had for a comprehensive survey of this grandest scenically of all the world’s great rivers gives me warrant for attempting to set down something of what I saw and experienced during those stirring weeks that intervened between that breathless moment when I let the whole stream of the Columbia trickle down my back in a glacial ice-cave in the high Selkirks, and that showery end-of-the-afternoon when I pushed out into tide-water at the foot of the Cascades.

Bulking insignificantly as an achievement as does my trip compared to the many Columbia voyages, both documented and undocumented, from earlier times, it still feels to me that the chance I had for a thorough exploration of the most breathtaking of all the world's great rivers justifies my effort to write down some of what I saw and experienced during those exciting weeks that spanned that exhilarating moment when I let the entire flow of the Columbia cascade down my back in a glacial ice cave in the high Selkirks, and that drizzly late afternoon when I ventured out into the tidewater at the base of the Cascades.

It is scant enough justice that the most gifted of pens can do to Nature in endeavouring to picture in words the grandest of her manifestations, and my own quill, albeit it glides not untrippingly in writing of lighter things, is never so inclined to halt and sputter[Pg xx] as when I try to drive it to its task of registering in black scrawls on white paper something of what the sight of a soaring mountain peak, the depth of a black gorge with a white stream roaring at the bottom, or the morning mists rising from a silently flowing river have registered on the sensitized sheets of my memory. Superlative in grandeur to the last degree as are the mountains, glaciers, gorges, waterfalls, cascades and cliffs of the Columbia, it is to my photographs rather than my pen that I trust to convey something of their real message.

It's barely enough justice that the best writers can do to Nature when trying to describe in words her most magnificent displays, and my own pen, even though it doesn't easily flow when writing about lighter subjects, tends to stumble and hesitate the most when I attempt to record in black ink on white paper something of what the sight of a towering mountain peak, the depth of a dark gorge with a rushing white stream at the bottom, or the morning mist rising from a quietly flowing river has left in my memory. As grand as the mountains, glaciers, gorges, waterfalls, cascades, and cliffs of the Columbia are, I rely more on my photographs than my words to convey something of their true essence.[Pg xx]

If I can, however, pass on to my readers some suggestion of the keenness of my own enjoyment of what I experienced on the Columbia—of the sheer joie de vivre that is the lot of the man who rides the running road; it will have not been in vain that I have cramped my fingers and bent my back above a desk during several weeks of the best part of the California year. Robert Service has written something about

If I can, however, share with my readers a hint of how much I enjoyed my time on the Columbia—of the pure joie de vivre that comes with being on the open road—it won't have been in vain that I’ve strained my fingers and hunched over a desk for several weeks during the best part of the California year. Robert Service has written something about

"Doing things just for the sake of doing them, Letting chatterboxes tell the story...

Shall I need to confess to my readers that the one cloud on the seaward horizon during all of my voyage down the Columbia was brooding there as a consequence of the presentiment that, sooner or later, I should have to do my own babbling?

Shall I confess to my readers that the one cloud on the ocean horizon throughout my entire journey down the Columbia was looming there because I sensed that, sooner or later, I would have to do my own rambling?

Pasadena, July, 1921.

Pasadena, July 1921.


CONTENTS

CHAPTER PAGE
 Intro vi
I.Getting ready for Big Bend1
II.Up Horse Thief Creek 20
III.At the Glacier 48
IV.The Lake of the Hanging Glaciers 63
V.Canal Flats to Beavermouth 77
VI.Through Surprise Rapids 92
VII.Kinbasket Lake & Rapids134
VIII.Boat Camp to Revelstoke160
IX.Revelstoke to Spokane192
X.Rafting Through Hell Gate 235
XI.By Launch via Box Canyon 267
XII.Chelan to Pasco 286
XIII.Pasco to The Dalles 323
XIV.The Final Stretch360

ILLUSTRATIONS

  • Mt. Sir Donald, which drains from all sides to the Columbia Frontispiece

FACING PAGE

FACING PAGE

  • Mt. Assiniboine, near the headwaters of the Columbia 10
  • Twin Falls, Takakaw Falls, two great cataracts of the Columbia watershed 11
  • The “turning-in” scene shot in silhouette38
  • "Reverse" of the "going-to-bed" shot38
  • On the Horse Thief Trail39
  • A dead-fall on the trail39
  • Looking toward the entrance of the ice cave 52
  • Where the Hanging Glacier is about to fall 53
  • My shower bath in an ice cave58
  • Warming up after my glacial shower bath58
  • Ross and Harmon. Dragon moraine in distance59
  • The horses in the mouth of the ice cave 59
  • Looking across the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers 66
  • The Lake of the Hanging Glaciers, taken from the ice walls, looking north67
  • The face of the Hanging Glacier 72
  • Where my party foregathered with Harmon’s on the shore of the Lake of the Hanging Glacier 73
  • Old Hudson Bay cart at Beavermouth 80
  • My first push-off at the head of canoe navigation on the Columbia 80
  • Opening scene of the “Farmer” picture 81
  • Old stern wheelers at Golden 81
  • A quiet stretch of the Columbia near Golden 81
  • Arrival of our boat at Beavermouth 96
  • Our first camp at Beavermouth96
  • The remains of a sunken forest96
  • Trapper’s cabin where we found shelter for the night97
  • Where we landed above Surprise Rapids 97
  • Where we tied up at “Eight mile” 97
  • “Shooting” the first bit of lining at Surprise Rapids122
  • The camp where the roar of the rapids deafened us 122
  • Where Steinhof was drowned 122
  • Where Andy just missed drowning in Surprise Rapids 123
  • Looking through the pines at Surprise Rapids 123
  • Head of second fall of Surprise Rapids 123
  • Blackmore and the ling that refused to “register” 142
  • The winter, with pike-pole just before lining Death Rapids 142
  • Andy and I pulling down Kinbasket Lake 143
  • Our wettest camp, at Kinbasket Lake 156
  • The old ferry tower above Canoe River 156
  • Where we tied up at Kinbasket Lake 157
  • The bridge which the Columbia carried a hundred miles and placed across another stream157
  • Lining down to the head of Death Rapids 157
  • Trapper’s cabin being undermined by stream 168
  • The camp above Twelve-Mile168
  • Landing at sunset above Canoe River 169
  • Andy and Blackmore swinging the boat into the head of Rock Slide Rapids 169
  • The big rollers, from 15 to 20 feet from hollow to crest, at head of Death Rapids169
  • Looking across to Boat Encampment180
  • “Wood smoke at twilight” above Twelve-Mile180
  • Lining down Rock Slide Rapids181
  • When the Columbia took half of my riding breeches181
  • Bonnington Falls of the Kootenay198
  • Plastered log cabin in the Doukhobor village198
  • Trucking the skiff through Kettle Falls199
  • Twilight in the gorge at Kettle Falls199
  • Waiting for the fog to lift above Bishop’s Rapids 210
  • Ross and Armstrong registering “gloom”210
  • The “intake” at the Little Dalles211
  • Where we started to line the Little Dalles 211
  • Map of the Upper Columbia 236
  • A “close-up” of Ike building his raft 237
  • My fifty pound salmon 237
  • Ike riding a log 256
  • Ike on the mooring line of the raft 256
  • Raft in tow of launch near mouth of San Poil257
  • Ike at the sweep below Hell Gate 257
  • The suspension bridge at Chelan Falls 270
  • Old River veterans on the landing at Potaris. (Capt. McDermid on left, Ike Emerson on right) 270
  • Night was falling as we headed into Box Canyon 271
  • The Columbia above Box Canyon 271
  • A rocky cliff near head of Lake Chelan 288
  • Rainbow Falls, 350 feet high, above head of Lake Chelan 288
  • Wenatchee under the dust cloud of its speeding autos 289
  • Head of Rock Island Rapids 289
  • The picture that cost me a wetting 310
  • The wreck of the “Douglas” 310
  • We cooked our breakfast in the galley of the wreck of the "Douglas" 311
  • A rocky cliff above Beverly 311
  • Lifted drawbridge on Celilo Canal 354
  • Tumwater Gorge of the Grand Dalles 354
  • “Imshallah” in the lock at Five-Mile 355
  • “Imshallah” half way through the Celilo Canal355
  • Palisade Rock, lower Columbia River 362
  • Multnomah Falls, Columbia River Highway, near Portland363
  • City of Portland with Mt. Hood in the distance 370
  • Bridge on Columbia Highway near Portland, Oregon 371

DOWN THE COLUMBIA

DOWN THE COLUMBIA


CHAPTER I

PREPARING FOR THE BIG BEND

The itinerary of our Columbia trip as originally planned in Los Angeles called, first, for an expedition to the source of the river, next, a voyage by boat around the Big Bend from Beavermouth to Revelstoke, and, finally, if there was time and good weather held, a voyage of indefinite length on toward the sea. As the trip to the glaciers was largely a matter of engaging a good packer well in advance, while there was no certainty of getting any one who would undertake the passage of the Big Bend, it was to the latter that we first directed our attention. Chester wired the Publicity Department of the Canadian Pacific and I wrote friends in various parts of British Columbia. The C. P. R. replied that they had requested their Sub-Divisional Superintendent at Revelstoke to institute inquiries for boatmen in our behalf. The only one of my friends who contributed anything tangible stated that “while the Columbia above Golden and below Revelstoke was admirably suited to pleasure boating, any attempt to run the Big Bend between those points would result in almost certain disaster.”

The itinerary for our Columbia trip, as we originally planned in Los Angeles, started with an expedition to the river's source, then a boat trip around the Big Bend from Beavermouth to Revelstoke, and finally, if time and weather allowed, an extended voyage toward the sea. Since the trip to the glaciers mainly depended on booking a reliable packer well in advance and we weren't sure we could find anyone to navigate the Big Bend, we focused on that first. Chester contacted the Publicity Department of the Canadian Pacific, and I reached out to friends in different parts of British Columbia. The C.P.R. responded that they had asked their Sub-Divisional Superintendent in Revelstoke to look for boatmen on our behalf. The only friend who gave any solid advice noted that “while the Columbia above Golden and below Revelstoke was perfect for leisure boating, trying to navigate the Big Bend between those points would almost certainly end in disaster.”

As this appeared to be about the extent of what we[Pg 2] were likely to learn from a distance, I decided to start north at once to see what could be arranged on the ground. Victoria yielded little save some large scale maps, and even these, they assured me in the Geographic Department of the B. C. Government where I secured them, were very inaccurate as to detail. The Big Bend region, it appeared, had never been surveyed north of the comparatively narrow zone of the C. P. R. grant. Several old hunting friends whom I met at the Club, although they had ranged the wildernesses of the Northwest from the Barren Lands to Alaska, spoke of the Big Bend as a veritable terra incognita.

As this seemed to be about all we were likely to learn from a distance, I decided to head north right away to see what could be organized on the ground. Victoria offered little more than some large-scale maps, and even these, the people at the Geographic Department of the B.C. Government told me when I got them, were very inaccurate in terms of details. It turned out that the Big Bend region had never been surveyed beyond the relatively narrow area of the C.P.R. grant. Several old hunting friends I ran into at the Club, even though they had traveled through the wildernesses of the Northwest from the Barren Lands to Alaska, referred to the Big Bend as a true terra incognita.

“It’s said to be a great country for grizzly,” one of them volunteered, “but too hard to get at. Only way to get in and out is the Columbia, and that is more likely to land you in Kingdom Come than back in Civilization. Best forget about the Big Bend and go after sheep and goat and moose in the Kootenays.”

“It’s said to be an awesome place for grizzly bears,” one of them offered, “but getting in is really tough. The only way to get in and out is through the Columbia, and that’s more likely to send you to the afterlife than bring you back to civilization. It’s better to forget about the Big Bend and go for sheep, goats, and moose in the Kootenays.”

At Kamloops I was told of an Indian who had gone round the Big Bend the previous May, before the Spring rise, and come out not only with his own skin, but with those of seven grizzlies. I was unable to locate the Indian, but did find a white man who had made the trip with him. This chap spent half an hour apparently endeavouring to persuade me to give up the trip on account of the prohibitive risk (my experience on other rivers, he declared, would be worse than useless in such water as was to be encountered at Surprise, Kinbasket and Death Rapids) and about an equal amount of time trying to convince me that my life would be perfectly safe if only I would en[Pg 3]gage him and his Indian and confide it to their care. As the consideration suggested in return for this immunity figured out at between two and three times the rate we had been expecting to pay for boatmen, I had to decline to take advantage of it.

At Kamloops, I heard about an Indian who had gone around the Big Bend the previous May, before the spring flood, and came back not only unscathed but with seven grizzly skins. I couldn’t find the Indian, but I did meet a white man who had made the trip with him. This guy spent half an hour trying to convince me not to go on the trip because of the extreme risk (he said my experience on other rivers would be totally useless in the tough waters at Surprise, Kinbasket, and Death Rapids) and then spent about the same amount of time insisting that I would be completely safe if I just hired him and his Indian and let them take care of everything. However, the price they proposed for that safety was two to three times what we had planned to pay for boatmen, so I had to turn it down.

Finally, in Revelstoke, through the efforts of T. C. McNab of the Canadian Pacific, who had been at considerable trouble to line up possible candidates for a Big Bend trip, I met Bob Blackmore. After that things began moving toward a definite end.

Finally, in Revelstoke, thanks to T. C. McNab from the Canadian Pacific, who had put in a lot of effort to connect potential candidates for a Big Bend trip, I met Bob Blackmore. After that, things started progressing toward a clear conclusion.

“You won’t find old Bob Blackmore an active church-worker,” I was told in Revelstoke, “and at one time he had the reputation of being the smoothest thing in the way of a boot-legger in this part of B. C. But he drinks little himself, is a past-master of woodcraft, a dead shot, and has twice the experience of swift-water boating of any man on the upper Columbia. In spite of the fact that he has undergone no end of hardship in his thirty years of packing, hunting, prospecting, trapping and boating all over the West, he’s as hard to-day at fifty odd as most men are at thirty. Because he dished a boatload of freight last year somewhere up river, there are a few who are saying that old Bob Blackmore is losing his grip. Don’t believe it. He was never better in his life than he is right now, and if you can persuade him to run your show round the Big Bend you’re in luck. Once you start, you’ll come right on round to Revelstoke all right. No fear on that score. But if you have old Bob Blackmore you’ll stand a jolly lot better chance of arriving on top of the water.”

“You won’t find old Bob Blackmore as an active church worker,” I was told in Revelstoke, “and at one time he had the reputation of being the smoothest bootlegger in this area of B.C. But he drinks very little himself, is a master of woodcraft, an excellent shot, and has twice the experience in swift-water boating compared to any man on the upper Columbia. Despite the fact that he has faced countless hardships in his thirty years of packing, hunting, prospecting, trapping, and boating all over the West, he’s as tough today at fifty-something as most men are at thirty. Because he had to unload a boatload of freight last year somewhere upriver, a few people are saying that old Bob Blackmore is losing his touch. Don’t believe it. He’s never been better in his life than he is right now, and if you can convince him to run your operation around the Big Bend, you’re in luck. Once you start, you’ll make it all the way to Revelstoke just fine. No worries there. But if you have old Bob Blackmore, you’ll have a much better chance of staying afloat.”

I found Bob Blackmore at his river-side home in the[Pg 4] old town—what had been the metropolitan centre of Revelstoke in the days when it was the head of navigation of steamers from below the Arrow Lakes, and before the railway had come to drag settlement a mile northeastward and away from the Columbia. He was picking apples with one hand and slapping mosquitoes with the other—a grey-haired, grey-eyed man of middle height, with a muscular torso, a steady stare, and a grip that I had to meet half way to save my fingers. He might have passed for a well-to-do Middle Western farmer except for his iron-grey moustaches, which were long and drooping, like those affected by cowboy-town sheriffs in the movies.

I found Bob Blackmore at his riverside home in the[Pg 4] old town—what used to be the main hub of Revelstoke back when it was the endpoint for steamers coming up from the Arrow Lakes, and before the railway moved the town a mile northeastward and away from the Columbia. He was picking apples with one hand and swatting mosquitoes with the other— a grey-haired, grey-eyed man of average height, with a strong build, an intense gaze, and a grip that I had to meet halfway to avoid hurting my fingers. He could easily be mistaken for a successful Midwestern farmer if it weren't for his long, drooping iron-grey moustaches, which looked like something a cowboy-town sheriff would wear in the movies.

I knew at once that this was the man I wanted, and my only doubt was as to whether or not he felt the same way about me. They had told me in town that Blackmore, having some means and being more or less independent, never went out with a man or an outfit he did not like. I felt that it was I who was on approval, not he. I need not have worried, however. In this instance, at least, Bob Blackmore’s mind was made up in advance. It was the movies that had done it.

I knew right away that he was the man I wanted, and my only concern was whether he felt the same about me. People in town had told me that Blackmore, having some money and being pretty independent, never hung out with anyone or anything he didn’t like. I felt like I was the one being judged, not him. I didn’t need to worry, though. In this case, at least, Bob Blackmore had already made up his mind. It was the movies that had influenced him.

“The C. P. R. people wrote me that you might be wanting me for the Bend,” he said genially after I had introduced myself, “and on the chance that we would be hitching up I have put my big boat in the water to give her a good soaking. I’ve figured that she’s the only boat on the upper river that will do for what you want. I reckon I know them all. She’ll carry three or four times as much as the biggest Peterboro. Besides, if you tried to go round in canoes,[Pg 5] you’d be portaging or lining in a dozen places where I would drive this one straight through. With any luck, and if the water doesn’t go down too fast, I’d figure on going the whole way without taking her out of the river at more’n one place, and maybe not there.”

“The C. P. R. folks reached out to me saying you might need me for the Bend,” he said warmly after I introduced myself, “and just in case we end up working together, I’ve got my big boat in the water for a good soak. I think she’s the only boat on the upper river that will suit your needs. I know them all pretty well. She can carry three or four times as much as the largest Peterboro. Plus, if you tried to travel in canoes, you’d be portaging or lining in a dozen spots where I could just drive this one straight through. With a bit of luck, and if the water doesn’t drop too quickly, I’m expecting to make the entire journey without taking her out of the river at more than one place, and maybe not even there.”

“So you’re willing to go ahead and see us through,” I exclaimed delightedly. “They told me in the town that you’d probably need a lot of persuading, especially as you’ve been saying for the last two or three years that you were through with the Bend for good and all.”

“So you’re ready to stick with us,” I said excitedly. “People in town told me you’d probably need a lot of convincing, especially since you’ve been saying for the last couple of years that you were done with the Bend for good.”

Blackmore grinned broadly and somewhat sheepishly. “So I have,” he said. “Fact is, I’ve never yet been round the Bend that I didn’t tell myself and everybody else that I’d never try it again. I really meant it the last time, which was three or four years ago. And I’ve really meant it every time I said it right up to a few days back, when I heard that you wanted to take a movie machine in there and try and get some pictures. If that was so, I said to myself, it was sure up to me to do what I could to help, for there’s scenery in there that is more worth picturing than any I’ve come across in thirty years of knocking around all over the mountain country of the West. So I’m your man if you want me. Of course you know something of what you’re going up against in bucking the Bend?”

Blackmore grinned widely and a bit sheepishly. “So I have,” he said. “The truth is, I’ve never been to the Bend without telling myself and everyone else that I’d never try it again. I really meant it the last time, which was three or four years ago. And I’ve meant it every time I said it right up until a few days ago, when I heard you wanted to take a movie camera in there to try and get some footage. If that was the case, I thought it was definitely my duty to help because there’s scenery in there worth capturing more than anything I’ve seen in thirty years of traveling around the mountain areas of the West. So I’m your guy if you want me. Of course, you know a bit about what you’re up against in tackling the Bend?”

“Yes,” I replied a bit wearily. “I’ve been hearing very little else for the last week. Let’s talk about the scenery.”

“Yes,” I replied a bit tiredly. “I’ve been hearing hardly anything else for the last week. Let’s talk about the scenery.”

“So they’ve been trying to frighten you out of it,” he said with a sympathetic smile. “They always do[Pg 6] that with strangers who come here to tackle the Bend. And mostly they succeed. There was one chap they couldn’t stop, though. He was a professor of some kind from Philadelphia. Fact is, he wasn’t enough frightened. That’s a bad thing with the Columbia, which isn’t to be taken liberties with. I buried him near the head of Kinbasket Lake. We’ll see his grave when we come down from Surprise Rapids. I’ll want to stop off for a bit and see if the cross I put up is still standing. He was....”

“So they’ve been trying to scare you off it,” he said with a sympathetic smile. “They always do that with newcomers who come here to take on the Bend. And most of the time, they succeed. There was one guy they couldn’t stop, though. He was some kind of professor from Philadelphia. The truth is, he wasn’t scared enough. That’s a problem with the Columbia, which shouldn’t be taken lightly. I buried him near the head of Kinbasket Lake. We’ll see his grave when we come down from Surprise Rapids. I’ll want to stop for a bit and see if the cross I put up is still standing. He was....”

Et tu Brute,” I muttered under my breath. Then, aloud: “Let’s look at the boat.”

And you, Brutus? I muttered under my breath. Then, aloud: “Let’s check out the boat.”

Already this penchant of the natives for turning the pages of the Big Bend’s gruesome record of death and disaster was getting onto my nerves, and it was rather a shock to find even the quiet-spoken, steady-eyed Blackmore addicted to the habit. Afterwards, when I got used to it, I ceased to mind. As a matter of fact, the good souls could no more help expatiating on what the Big Bend had done to people who had taken liberties with it than an aviator who is about to take you for a flight can help leading you round back of the hangar and showing you the wreckage of his latest crash. It seems to be one of the inevitable promptings of the human animal to warn his brother animal of troubles ahead. This is doubtless the outgrowth of the bogies and the “don’ts” which are calculated to check the child’s explorative and investigative instincts in his nursery days. From the source to the mouth of the Columbia it was never (according to the solicitous volunteer advisers along the way) the really dangerous rapids that I had put behind me.[Pg 7] These were always somewhere ahead—usually just around the next bend, where I would run into them the first thing in the morning. Luckily, I learned to discount these warnings very early in the game, and so saved much sleep which it would have been a real loss to be deprived of.

Already this habit of the locals for reminiscing about the Big Bend’s gruesome history of death and disaster was getting on my nerves, and it was quite surprising to find even the quiet, steady-eyed Blackmore caught up in it. Eventually, once I got used to it, I didn’t mind anymore. In fact, the good folks could no more resist talking about what the Big Bend had done to those who took chances with it than a pilot about to take you for a flight can avoid showing you the wreckage of their latest crash behind the hangar. It seems to be an unavoidable instinct for humans to warn each other of potential troubles ahead. This is likely a result of the fears and “don’ts” meant to curb a child’s curiosity during their early explorations. From the source to the mouth of the Columbia, it was never (according to the well-meaning volunteers along the way) the really dangerous rapids that I had already paddled past. Those were always said to be just ahead—usually right around the next bend, where I would encounter them first thing in the morning. Fortunately, I learned to ignore these warnings very early on, saving me a lot of sleep that would have been a true loss to miss out on.[Pg 7]

Blackmore led the way back through his apple orchard and down a stairway that descended the steeply-sloping river bank to his boat-house. The Columbia, a quarter of a mile wide and with just a shade of grey clouding its lucent greenness to reveal its glacial origin, slid swiftly but smoothly by with a purposeful current of six or seven miles an hour. A wing-dam of concrete, evidently built to protect the works of a sawmill a bit farther down stream, jutted out into the current just above, and the boat-house, set on a raft of huge logs, floated in the eddy below.

Blackmore led the way back through his apple orchard and down a staircase that went down the steep riverbank to his boathouse. The Columbia, a quarter of a mile wide and slightly clouded with a hint of grey that highlighted its clear green waters, flowed swiftly but smoothly by with a strong current of six or seven miles an hour. A concrete wing dam, clearly built to protect the sawmill a little further downstream, extended out into the current just above, and the boathouse, resting on a raft of large logs, floated in the calm water below.

There were two boats in sight, both in the water. Blackmore indicated the larger one of the pair—a double-ender of about thirty feet in length and generous beam—as the craft recommended for the Big Bend trip. “I built her for the Bend more than fifteen years ago,” he said, tapping the heavy gunwale with the toe of his boot. “She’s the only boat I know that has been all the way round more than once, so you might say she knows the road. She’s had many a hard bump, but—with any luck—she ought to stand one or two more. Not that I’m asking for any more than can be helped, though. There’s no boat ever built that will stand a head-on crash ’gainst a rock in any such current as is driving it down Surprise or Kinbasket or Death Rapids, or a dozen other runs of[Pg 8] swift water on the Bend. Of course, you’re going to hit once in a while, spite of all you can do; but, if you’re lucky, you’ll probably kiss off without staving in a side. If you’re not—well, if you’re not lucky, you have no business fooling with the Bend at all.

There were two boats visible, both in the water. Blackmore pointed to the larger one of the two—a double-ender about thirty feet long and with a wide beam—as the recommended boat for the Big Bend trip. “I built her for the Bend over fifteen years ago,” he said, tapping the heavy gunwale with the toe of his boot. “She’s the only boat I know that has gone around more than once, so you could say she knows the way. She's taken quite a beating, but—with any luck—she should handle one or two more. Not that I'm asking for more than necessary, though. There’s no boat ever made that can survive a head-on crash against a rock in currents as strong as those driving it down Surprise, Kinbasket, or Death Rapids, or a dozen other stretches of swift water on the Bend. Of course, you’re going to hit something now and then, despite everything; but, if you’re lucky, you’ll probably come away without a dent. If you’re not—well, if you’re not lucky, you have no business messing with the Bend at all.

“Now what I like about this big boat of mine,” he continued, taking up the scope of the painter to bring her in out of the tug of the current, “is that she’s a lucky boat. Never lost a man out of her—that is, directly—and only one load of freight. Now with that one (indicating the smaller craft, a canoe-like double-ender of about twenty feet) it’s just the other way. If there’s trouble around she’ll have her nose into it. She’s as good a built boat as any on the river, easy to handle up stream and down—but unlucky. Why, only a few weeks ago a lad from the town borrowed her to have a bit of a lark running the ripple over that dam there. It’s covered at high water, and just enough of a pitch to give the youngsters a little excitement in dropping over. Safe enough stunt with any luck at all. But that boat’s not lucky. She drifted on sidewise, caught her keel and capsized. The lad and the two girls with him were all drowned. They found his body a week or two later. All his pockets were turned wrong-side-out and empty. The Columbia current most always plays that trick on a man—picks his pockets clean. The bodies of the girls never did show up. Probably the sand got into their clothes and held them down. That’s another little trick of the Columbia. She’s as full of tricks as a box of monkeys, that old stream there, and you’ve got to[Pg 9] keep an eye lifting for ’em all the time if you’re going to steer clear of trouble.”

“Now what I love about my big boat,” he said, pulling in the line to bring her out of the current, “is that she’s a lucky boat. Never lost a person from her—that is, not directly—and only one load of cargo. Now with that one,” he pointed to the smaller craft, a canoe-like double-ender about twenty feet long, “it’s just the opposite. If trouble’s nearby, she’ll be right in the middle of it. She’s as well-built as any boat on the river, easy to handle going up and down—but she’s unlucky. Just a few weeks ago, a kid from town borrowed her to have some fun racing over that dam. It’s underwater during high water, and just enough of a drop to give the kids a thrill. It’s a safe stunt if you’re lucky at all. But that boat’s not lucky. She drifted sideways, got her keel caught, and capsized. The kid and the two girls with him drowned. They found his body a week or two later. All his pockets were turned inside out and empty. The Columbia current almost always plays that trick on a guy—empties his pockets. The girls’ bodies never showed up. Probably the sand got into their clothes and weighed them down. That’s another trick of the Columbia. She’s full of tricks like a box of monkeys, that old river, and you’ve got to[Pg 9] keep your eyes open for them all the time if you want to stay out of trouble.”

“It won’t be the first time I’ve had my pockets picked,” I broke in somewhat testily. “Besides, if you’re going to charge me at the rate that Indian I heard of in Kamloops demanded, there won’t be anything left for the Columbia to extract.”

“It won’t be the first time I’ve been robbed,” I interrupted a bit annoyed. “Besides, if you’re going to charge me the same rate that Indian I heard about in Kamloops wanted, there won’t be anything left for the Columbia to take.”

That brought us down to business, and I had no complaint to make of the terms Blackmore suggested—twelve dollars a day for himself and boat, I to buy the provisions and make my own arrangements with any additional boatmen. I already had sensed enough of the character of the work ahead to know that a good boatman would be cheap at any price, and a poor one dear if working only for his grub. Blackmore was to get the big boat in shape and have it ready to ship by rail to Beavermouth (at the head of the Bend and the most convenient point to get a craft into the river) when I returned from the source of the Columbia above Windermere.

That got us down to business, and I had no issues with the terms Blackmore proposed—twelve dollars a day for himself and the boat, while I would buy the supplies and arrange for any extra boatmen. I had already realized enough about the nature of the work ahead to know that a good boatman would be worth any price, and a bad one would be too expensive even if he was just working for his food. Blackmore was supposed to get the big boat ready and have it prepared to ship by train to Beavermouth (at the top of the Bend and the easiest place to get a boat into the river) by the time I returned from the Columbia's source above Windermere.

Going on to Golden by train from Revelstoke, I looked up Captain F. P. Armstrong, with whom I had already been in communication by wire. The Captain had navigated steamers between Golden and Windermere for many years, they told me at C. P. R. headquarters in Revelstoke, and had also some experience of the Bend. He would be unable to join me for the trip himself, but had spoken to one or two men who might be induced to do so. In any event his advice would be invaluable.

Going to Golden by train from Revelstoke, I looked up Captain F. P. Armstrong, with whom I had already been in touch by email. The Captain had been navigating steamers between Golden and Windermere for many years, they told me at the C. P. R. headquarters in Revelstoke, and he also had some experience with the Bend. He wouldn’t be able to join me for the trip himself, but he had talked to a couple of guys who might be willing to come along. In any case, his advice would be really valuable.

I shall have so much to say of Captain Armstrong in the account of a later part of my down-river voy[Pg 10]age that the briefest introduction to a man who has been one of the most picturesque personalities in the pioneering history of British Columbia will suffice here. Short, compactly but cleanly built, with iron-grey hair, square, determined jaw and piercing black eyes, he has been well characterized as “the biggest little man on the upper Columbia.” Although he confessed to sixty-three years, he might well have passed for fifty, a circumstance which doubtless had much to do with the fact that he saw three years of active service in the transport service on the Tigris and Nile during the late war. Indeed, as became apparent later, he generally had as much reserve energy at the end of a long day’s paddling as another man I could mention who is rather loath to admit forty.

I have so much to say about Captain Armstrong in the account of a later part of my down-river voyage that a brief introduction to a man who has been one of the most interesting figures in the pioneering history of British Columbia will be enough here. Short, solidly built, with iron-grey hair, a strong jaw, and piercing black eyes, he has been aptly described as “the biggest little man on the upper Columbia.” Even though he claimed to be sixty-three, he could easily pass for fifty, which likely contributed to the fact that he served three years in the transport service on the Tigris and Nile during the recent war. In fact, it became clear later that he usually had just as much energy left at the end of a long day’s paddling as another man I can think of who is a bit hesitant to admit he’s nearing forty.

Thanks to Byron Harmon, Banff
MT. ASSINIBOINE, CLOSE TO THE COLUMBIA'S HEADWATERS

TWIN FALLS (left)
TAKAKAWA FALLS (right)
TWO GREAT WATERFALLS OF THE COLUMBIA WATERSHED

Captain Armstrong explained that he was about to close the sale of one of his mines on a tributary of the upper Columbia, and for that reason would be unable to join us for the Big Bend trip, as much as he would have enjoyed doing so. In the event that I decided to continue on down the Columbia after circling the Bend, it was just possible he would be clear to go along for a way. He spoke highly of Blackmore’s ability as a river man, and mentioned one or two others in Golden whom he thought might be secured. Ten dollars a day was the customary pay for a boatman going all the way round the Bend. That was about twice the ordinary wage prevailing at the time in the sawmills and lumber camps. The extra five was partly insurance, and partly because the work was hard and really good river men very scarce. It was [Pg 11]fair pay for an experienced hand. A poor boatman was worse than none at all, that is, in a pinch, while a good one might easily mean the difference between success and disaster. And of course I knew that disaster on the Bend—with perhaps fifty miles of trackless mountains between a wet man on the bank and the nearest human habitation—was spelt with a big D.

Captain Armstrong said he was about to sell one of his mines on a tributary of the upper Columbia, so he wouldn't be able to join us for the Big Bend trip, even though he would have loved to. If I chose to keep going down the Columbia after circling the Bend, there was a chance he could join us for part of the way. He praised Blackmore’s skills as a river man and mentioned a couple of others in Golden who might be available. Ten dollars a day was the usual pay for a boatman making the full trip around the Bend. That was about double the normal wage in the sawmills and lumber camps at the time. The extra five bucks was partly for insurance and partly because the work was tough and really good river men were hard to find. It was fair pay for someone experienced. A bad boatman was worse than having none at all in a tough situation, while a good one could make all the difference between success and failure. And of course, I knew that failure on the Bend—maybe fifty miles of uncharted mountains between a soaked person on the bank and the nearest settlement—was really serious.

So far as I can remember, Captain Armstrong was the only one with whom I talked in Golden who did not try to dramatize the dangers and difficulties of the Big Bend. Seemingly taking it for granted that I knew all about them, or in any case would hear enough of them from the others, he turned his attention to forwarding practical plans for the trip. He even contributed a touch of romance to a venture that the rest seemed a unit in trying to make me believe was a sort of a cross between going over Niagara in barrel and a flight to one of the Poles.

As far as I can remember, Captain Armstrong was the only person I talked to in Golden who didn’t try to exaggerate the dangers and challenges of the Big Bend. Assuming I already knew all about them, or that I would hear enough from the others, he focused on practical plans for the trip. He even added a bit of excitement to an adventure that everyone else seemed to want to convince me was a mix between going over Niagara Falls in a barrel and a journey to one of the Poles.

“There was a deal of boot-legging on the river between Golden and Boat Encampment during the years the Grand Trunk was being built,” he said as we pored over an outspread map of the Big Bend, “for that was the first leg of the run into the western construction camps, where the sale of liquor was forbidden by law. Many and many a boatload of the stuff went wrong in the rapids. This would have been inevitable in any case, just in the ordinary course of working in such difficult water. But what made the losses worse was the fact that a good many of the bootleggers always started off with a load under their belts as well as in their boats. Few of the bodies were ever[Pg 12] found, but with the casks of whisky it was different, doubtless because the latter would float longer and resist buffeting better. Cask after cask has kept turning up through the years, even down to the present, when B. C. is a comparative desert. They are found in the most unexpected places, and it’s very rare for a party to go all the way round the Bend without stumbling onto one. So bear well in mind you are not to go by anything that looks like a small barrel without looking to see if it has a head in both ends. If you have time, it will pay you to clamber for a few hours over the great patch of drift just below Middle River on Kinbasket Lake. That’s the one great catch-all for everything floatable that gets into the river below Golden. I’ve found just about everything there from a canary bird cage to a railway bridge. Failing there (which will only be because you don’t search long enough), dig sixteen paces northwest by compass from the foundation of the west tower of the abandoned cable ferry just above Boat Encampment.”

“There was a lot of bootlegging happening on the river between Golden and Boat Encampment during the years when the Grand Trunk was being built,” he said as we looked over a laid-out map of the Big Bend, “because that was the first leg of the route into the western construction camps, where selling liquor was illegal. Many boatloads of it went missing in the rapids. This would have been unavoidable anyway, just due to the challenges of navigating such difficult waters. But what made the losses worse was that many of the bootleggers often started off with some alcohol in their systems as well as in their boats. Few bodies were ever[Pg 12] found, but it was different with the barrels of whisky, probably because they floated longer and handled rough conditions better. Barrel after barrel has kept turning up over the years, even now, when B.C. is relatively empty. They’re found in the most unexpected places, and it’s pretty rare for a group to circle the Bend without coming across one. So keep in mind that you shouldn’t pass by anything that looks like a small barrel without checking to see if it has a head on both ends. If you have time, it’s worth your while to scramble around for a few hours over the massive patch of drift just below Middle River on Kinbasket Lake. That’s the main catch-all for everything that floats down the river below Golden. I’ve found just about everything there from a canary bird cage to a railway bridge. If you can’t find anything there (which will only be because you didn’t search long enough), dig sixteen paces northwest by compass from the foundation of the west tower of the abandoned cable ferry just above Boat Encampment.”

“How’s that again!” I exclaimed incredulously. “Sure you aren’t confusing the Big Bend with the Spanish Main?”

“How’s that again?” I said in disbelief. “Are you sure you’re not mixing up the Big Bend with the Spanish Main?”

“If you follow my directions,” replied the Captain with a grin, “you’ll uncover more treasure for five minutes’ scratching than you’d be likely to find in turning over the Dry Tortugas for five years. You see, it was this way,” he went on, smiling the smile of a man who speaks of something which has strongly stirred his imagination. “It was only a few weeks after Walter Steinhoff was lost in Surprise Rapids[Pg 13] that I made the trip round the Bend in a Peterboro to examine some silver-lead prospects I had word of. I had with me Pete Bergenham (a first-class river man; one you will do well to get yourself if you can) and another chap. This fellow was good enough with the paddle, but—though I didn’t know it when I engaged him—badly addicted to drink. That’s a fatal weakness for a man who is going to work in swift water, and especially such water as you strike at Surprise and the long run of Kinbasket Rapids. The wreckage of Steinhoff’s disaster (Blackmore will spin you the straightest yarn about that) was scattered all the way from the big whirlpool in Surprise Rapids down to Middle River, where they finally found his body. We might easily have picked up more than the one ten-gallon cask we bumped into, floating just submerged, in the shallows of the mud island at the head of Kinbasket Lake.

“If you follow my instructions,” the Captain replied with a grin, “you’ll uncover more treasure in five minutes than you’d find digging through the Dry Tortugas for five years. Here’s how it went,” he continued, smiling like someone who’s been deeply inspired. “It was just a few weeks after Walter Steinhoff got lost in Surprise Rapids[Pg 13] that I took a trip around the Bend in a Peterboro to check out some silver-lead prospects I had heard about. I had Pete Bergenham with me (he’s an expert river guy; definitely someone you should get if you can) and another guy. This guy was decent with a paddle, but—though I didn’t realize it when I hired him—he had a serious drinking problem. That’s a dangerous flaw for anyone working in fast water, especially in tricky spots like Surprise and the long stretch of Kinbasket Rapids. The remains of Steinhoff’s accident (Blackmore can give you the full story on that) were scattered all the way from the big whirlpool in Surprise Rapids down to Middle River, where they eventually found his body. We could have easily found more than just the one ten-gallon barrel we came across, floating just beneath the surface in the shallows of the mud island at the beginning of Kinbasket Lake.

“I didn’t feel quite right about having so much whisky along; but the stuff had its value even in those days, and I would have felt still worse about leaving it to fall into the hands of some one who would be less moderate in its use than would I. I knew Pete Bergenham was all right, and counted on being able to keep an eye on the other man. That was just where I fell down. I should have taken the cask to bed with me instead of leaving it in the canoe.

“I didn’t feel great about having so much whisky with me, but it was valuable even back then, and I would have felt even worse leaving it behind for someone who would use it less responsibly than I would. I knew Pete Bergenham was trustworthy, and I planned to keep an eye on the other guy. That’s where I messed up. I should have brought the cask to bed with me instead of leaving it in the canoe.”

“When the fellow got to the whisky I never knew, but it was probably well along toward morning. He was already up when I awoke, and displayed unwonted energy in getting breakfast and breaking camp. If I had known how heavily he had been tip[Pg 14]pling I would have given him another drink before pushing off to steady his nerve. That might have held him all right. As it was, reaction in mind and body set in just as we headed into that first sharp dip below the lake—the beginning of the twenty-one miles of Kinbasket Rapids. At the place where the bottom has dropped out from under and left the channel blocked by jagged rocks with no place to run through, he collapsed as if kicked in the stomach, and slithered down into the bottom of the canoe, blubbering like a baby. We just did manage to make our landing above the cascade. With a less skilful man than Bergenham at the stern paddle we would have failed, and that would have meant that we should probably not have stopped for good before we settled into the mud at the bottom of the Arrow Lakes.

“When the guy got to the whisky, I never knew, but it was probably pretty late into the morning. He was already up when I woke up and was unusually energetic in making breakfast and breaking down camp. If I had known how much he had been drinking, I would have poured him another drink before we set off to calm his nerves. That might have kept him steady. As it was, the reaction in his mind and body hit him just as we headed into that first sharp drop below the lake—the start of the twenty-one miles of Kinbasket Rapids. At the point where the bottom has fallen out and left the channel blocked by jagged rocks with no way to get through, he collapsed like he’d been punched in the gut, sliding down into the bottom of the canoe, crying like a baby. We just managed to make our landing above the cascade. If it hadn’t been for Bergenham at the stern paddle, we wouldn’t have made it, and that likely would have meant we wouldn’t have stopped until we settled into the mud at the bottom of the Arrow Lakes.”

“Even after that I could not find it in my heart to dish for good and all so much prime whisky. So I compromised by burying it that night, after we had come through the rapids without further mishap, at the spot I have told you of. That it was the best thing to do under the circumstances I am quite convinced. The mere thought that it was still in the world has cheered me in many a thirsty interval—yes, even out on the Tigris and the Nile, when there was no certainty I would ever come back to get it again.

“Even after that, I couldn’t bring myself to get rid of such great whisky for good. So, I came up with a compromise and buried it that night, after we made it through the rapids without any more problems, at the spot I mentioned before. I truly believe it was the best choice under the circumstances. Just the thought that it still existed in the world has lifted my spirits during many thirsty moments—yes, even out on the Tigris and the Nile, when I wasn’t sure I would ever return to retrieve it.”

“And now I’m going to tell you how to find it, for there’s no knowing if I shall ever have a chance to go for it myself. If you bring it out to Revelstoke safely, we’ll split it fifty-fifty, as they say on your side of the line. All I shall want to know is who your other boatmen are going to be. Blackmore is all right, but if[Pg 15] any one of the men whom he takes with him is a real drinker, you’d best forget the whole thing. If it’s an ‘all-sober’ crew, I’ll give you a map, marked so plainly that you can’t go wrong. It will be a grand haul, for it was Number One Scotch even when we planted it there, and since then it has been ageing in wood for something like ten years. I suppose you’ll be keen to smuggle your dividend right on down into the ‘The Great American Desert’?” he concluded with a grin.

“And now I’m going to tell you how to find it, because who knows if I'll ever get the chance to go for it myself. If you get it to Revelstoke safely, we’ll split it fifty-fifty, like they say on your side of the line. All I need to know is who your other boatmen will be. Blackmore is fine, but if any of the guys he takes with him are big drinkers, you should probably forget the whole thing. If it’s an ‘all-sober’ crew, I’ll give you a map that’s so clear you can’t mess it up. It’s going to be a great catch, as it was Number One Scotch when we buried it, and it's been aging in wood for about ten years now. I guess you’ll be eager to smuggle your share right down into the ‘Great American Desert’?” he concluded with a grin.

“Trust me for that,” I replied with a knowing shake of my head. “I didn’t spend six months writing up opium smuggling on the China Coast for nothing.” Then I told him the story of the Eurasian lady who was fat in Amoy and thin in Hongkong, and who finally confessed to having smuggled forty pounds of opium, three times a week for five years, in oiled silk hip- and bust-pads.

“Trust me on this,” I replied with a knowing shake of my head. “I didn’t spend six months writing about opium smuggling on the China Coast for nothing.” Then I shared the story of the Eurasian woman who was heavy in Amoy and slender in Hong Kong, and who eventually admitted to smuggling forty pounds of opium three times a week for five years, hidden in oiled silk hip and bust pads.

“You must have a lot of prime ideas,” said the Captain admiringly. “You ought to make it easy, especially if you cross the line by boat. How would a false bottom ... but perhaps it would be safer to float it down submerged, with an old shingle-bolt for a buoy, and pick it up afterwards.”

“You must have a ton of great ideas,” the Captain said with admiration. “You should make it straightforward, especially if you cross the line by boat. What about a false bottom… but maybe it would be safer to float it down underwater, using an old shingle bolt as a buoy, and then pick it up later.”

“Or inside my pneumatic mattress,” I suggested. “But perhaps it would taste from the rubber.” By midnight we had evolved a plan which could not fail, and which was almost without risk. “The stuff’s as good as in California,” I told myself before I went to sleep—“and enough to pay all the expenses of my trip in case I should care to boot-leg it, which I won’t.”

“Or inside my air mattress,” I suggested. “But maybe it would taste like rubber.” By midnight, we had come up with a foolproof plan that had almost no risk. “The stuff’s practically in California,” I told myself before I went to sleep—“and enough to cover all the costs of my trip in case I decided to smuggle it, which I won’t.”

Captain Armstrong’s mention of the Steinhoff disaster was not the first I had heard of it. The chap[Pg 16] with whom I had talked in Kamloops had shown me a photograph of a rude cross that he and his Indian companion had erected over Steinhoff’s grave, and in Revelstoke nearly every one who spoke of the Bend made some reference to the tragic affair. But here in Golden, which had been his home, the spectacularity of his passing seemed to have had an even more profound effect. As with everything else connected with the Big Bend, however, there was a very evident tendency to dramatize, to “play up,” the incident. I heard many different versions of the story, but there was one part, the tragic finale, in which they all were in practical agreement. When his canoe broke loose from its line, they said, and shot down toward the big whirlpool at the foot of the second cataract of Surprise Rapids, Steinhoff, realizing that there was no chance of the light craft surviving the maelstrom, coolly turned round, waved farewell to his companions on the bank, and, folding his arms, went down to his death. Canoe and man were sucked completely out of sight, never to be seen again until the fragments of the one and the battered body of the other were cast up, weeks later, many miles below.

Captain Armstrong’s mention of the Steinhoff disaster wasn’t the first time I had heard about it. The guy[Pg 16] I spoke to in Kamloops had shown me a photo of a rough cross that he and his Indian friend had put up over Steinhoff’s grave, and in Revelstoke, almost everyone who talked about the Bend made some reference to the tragic event. But here in Golden, where he had lived, the dramatic nature of his passing seemed to have had an even deeper impact. As with everything else related to the Big Bend, though, there was a clear tendency to exaggerate and “play up” the incident. I heard many different versions of the story, but they all agreed on one part, the tragic ending. When his canoe broke free from its line and raced toward the huge whirlpool at the bottom of the second cataract of Surprise Rapids, Steinhoff, realizing that there was no way the lightweight craft would survive the powerful waters, calmly turned around, waved goodbye to his friends on the bank, and, arms crossed, went down to his death. Both the canoe and Steinhoff were completely sucked out of sight, never to be seen again until weeks later when the remnants of the canoe and the battered body of Steinhoff were discovered many miles downstream.

It was an extremely effective story, especially as told by the local member in the B. C. Provincial Assembly, who had real histrionic talent. But somehow I couldn’t quite reconcile the Nirvanic resignation implied by the farewell wave and the folded arms with the never-say-die, cat-with-nine-lives spirit I had come to associate with your true swift-water boatman the world over. I was quite ready to grant that the big sockdolager of a whirlpool below the second pitch[Pg 17] of Surprise Rapids was a real all-day and all-night sucker, but the old river hand who gave up to it like the Kentucky coons at the sight of Davy Crockett’s squirrel-gun wasn’t quite convincing. That, and the iterated statement that Steinhoff’s canoe-mate, who was thrown into the water at the same time, won his way to the bank by walking along the bottom beneath the surface, had a decidedly steadying effect on the erratic flights to which my fancy had been launched by Big Bend yarns generally. There had been something strangely familiar in them all, and finally it came to me—Chinese feng-shui generally, and particularly the legends of the sampan men of the portage villages along the Ichang gorges of the Yangtze. The things the giant dragon lurking in the whirlpools at the foot of the rapids would do to the luckless ones he got his back-curving teeth into were just a slightly different way of telling what the good folk of Golden claimed the Big Bend would do to the hapless wights who ventured down its darksome depths.

It was a really powerful story, especially as told by the local member in the B.C. Provincial Assembly, who had a real knack for drama. But for some reason, I couldn’t quite match the calm acceptance suggested by the farewell wave and crossed arms with the relentless, never-give-up attitude I had come to associate with true swift-water boatmen everywhere. I was totally willing to admit that the huge, treacherous whirlpool below the second drop of Surprise Rapids was a true all-day and all-night trap, but the old river hand who surrendered to it like the Kentucky raccoons at the sight of Davy Crockett’s squirrel gun didn’t quite convince me. That, along with the repeated claim that Steinhoff’s canoe-mate, who fell into the water at the same time, made it to the shore by walking along the bottom beneath the surface, really grounded the wild ideas my imagination had taken from the Big Bend stories. There was something oddly familiar in all of them, and eventually it hit me—Chinese feng-shui in general, and especially the legends of the sampan men from the portage villages along the Ichang gorges of the Yangtze. The things the giant dragon lurking in the whirlpools at the base of the rapids would do to the unfortunate ones it caught in its curved teeth were just a slightly different way of expressing what the good people of Golden claimed the Big Bend would do to those poor souls who dared to venture into its dark depths.

Now that I thought of it in this clarifying light, there had been “dragon stuff” bobbing up about almost every stretch of rough water I had boated. Mostly it was native superstition, but partly it was small town pride—pride in the things their “Dragon” had done, and would do. Human nature—yes, and river rapids, too—are very much the same the world over, whether on the Yangtze, Brahmaputra or upper Columbia.

Now that I thought about it more clearly, there had been “dragon stuff” popping up in almost every stretch of rough water I had navigated. Mostly it was local superstition, but it was also a small-town pride—pride in the things their “Dragon” had accomplished and would accomplish. Human nature—yes, and river rapids, too—are very much the same everywhere, whether on the Yangtze, Brahmaputra, or upper Columbia.

That brought the Big Bend into its proper perspective. I realized that it was only water running down hill after all. Possibly it was faster than any[Pg 18]thing I had boated previously, and certainly—excepting the Yukon perhaps—colder. A great many men had been drowned in trying to run it; but so had men been drowned in duck-ponds. But many men had gone round without disaster, and that would I do, Imshallah. I always liked that pious Arab qualification when speaking of futurities. Later I applied the name—in fancy—to the skiff in which I made the voyage down the lower river.

That put the Big Bend into perspective for me. I realized it was just water flowing downhill, after all. It might be faster than anything I had ever boated on before, and definitely—except maybe for the Yukon—colder. A lot of men had drowned trying to navigate it, but people had also drowned in duck ponds. Still, many had made it around without any problems, and that's what I intended to do, Inshallah. I always liked that pious Arab phrase when discussing the future. Later, I whimsically applied the name to the skiff I used to make the journey down the lower river.

Yes, undoubtedly the most of the yarns and the warnings were “dragon stuff” pure and simple, but Romance remained. A hundred miles of river with possible treasure lurking in every eddy, and one place where it had to be! I felt as I did the first time I read “Treasure Island,” only more so. For that I had only read, and now I was going to search for myself—yes, and I was going to find, too. It was a golden sunset in more ways than one the evening before I was to leave for the upper river. Barred and spangled and fluted with liquid, lucent gold was the sky above hills that were themselves golden with the tints of early autumn. And in the Northwest there was a flush of rose, old rose that deepened and glowed in lambent crimson where a notch between the Selkirks and Rockies marked the approximate location of historic Boat Encampment. “Great things have happened at Boat Encampment,” I told myself, “and its history is not all written.” Then: “Sixteen paces northwest by compass from the foundation of the west tower of the abandoned cable ferry....” Several times during dinner that evening I had to check myself from humming an ancient song. “What’s that[Pg 19] about, ‘Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum’?” queried the mackinaw drummer from Winnipeg who sat next me. “I thought you were from the States. I don’t quite see the point.”

Yes, most of the stories and warnings were just "dragon stuff," but there was still a sense of adventure. A hundred miles of river with potential treasure hidden in every bend, and one spot where it had to be! I felt the same way I did the first time I read “Treasure Island,” but even more intensely. Back then, I had only read about it, and now I was going to search for it myself—yes, and I was going to find it, too. The sunset the night before I was to leave for the upper river was golden in more ways than one. The sky was barred and speckled with flowing, shining gold above the hills, which were themselves golden with early autumn colors. In the Northwest, there was a rosy glow, an old rose that deepened and sparkled in bright crimson where a gap between the Selkirks and Rockies hinted at the location of the historic Boat Encampment. “Great things have happened at Boat Encampment,” I thought to myself, “and its story isn’t finished.” Then: “Sixteen paces northwest by compass from the base of the west tower of the old cable ferry....” Several times during dinner that night, I had to stop myself from humming an old tune. “What’s that[Pg 19] about, ‘Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum’?” asked the mackinaw drummer from Winnipeg who was sitting next to me. “I thought you were from the States. I don’t quite get it.”

“It’s just as well you don’t,” I replied, and was content to let it go at that.

“It’s probably for the best that you don’t,” I replied, and I was fine with leaving it at that.


CHAPTER II

UP HORSE THIEF CREEK

When I started north from Los Angeles toward the end of August Chester, held up for the moment by business, was hoping to be able to shake free so as to arrive on the upper Columbia by the time I had arrangements for the Big Bend voyage complete. We would then go together to the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers before embarking on the Bend venture. Luck was not with him, however. The day I was ready to start on up river from Golden I received a wire stating that he was still indefinitely delayed, and that the best that there was now any chance of his doing would be to join me for the Bend. He had ordered his cameraman to Windermere, where full directions for the trip to the glaciers awaited him. He hoped I would see fit to go along and help with the picture, as some “central figure” besides the guides and packers would be needed to give the “story” continuity. I replied that I would be glad to do the best I could, and left for Lake Windermere by the next train. Few movie stars have ever been called to twinkle upon shorter notice.

When I started heading north from Los Angeles toward the end of August, Chester was temporarily held up by work and hoped to be free in time to reach the upper Columbia before I finalized the plans for the Big Bend trip. We were supposed to go together to the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers before starting the Bend adventure. Unfortunately, luck was not on his side. The day I was ready to head up the river from Golden, I received a message saying he was still delayed indefinitely, and the best he could do now was to join me for the Bend. He had sent his cameraman to Windermere, where detailed directions for the trip to the glaciers were waiting for him. He hoped I would agree to come along and help with the shoot since we needed some "central figure" besides the guides and packers to give the "story" some continuity. I replied that I would gladly do my best and took the next train to Lake Windermere. Not many movie stars get called to shine on such short notice.

One is usually told that the source of the Columbia is in Canal Flats, a hundred and fifty miles above Golden, and immediately south of a wonderfully lovely mountain-begirt lake that bears the same name as the river. This is true in a sense, although, strictly speak[Pg 21]ing, the real source of the river—the one rising at the point the greatest distance from its mouth—would be the longest of the many mountain creeks which converge upon Columbia Lake from the encompassing amphitheatre of the Rockies and Selkirks. This is probably Dutch Creek, which rises in the perpetual snow of the Selkirks and sends down a roaring torrent of grey-green glacier water into the western side of Columbia Lake. Scarcely less distant from the mouth of the Columbia are the heads of Toby and Horse Thief creeks, both of which bring splendid volumes of water to the mother river just below Lake Windermere.

People usually say that the source of the Columbia River is in Canal Flats, about a hundred and fifty miles upstream from Golden, and just south of a beautiful mountain-surrounded lake that shares the river's name. This is true to some extent, although technically speaking, the actual source of the river—the point farthest from its mouth—would be the longest of the many mountain streams that flow into Columbia Lake from the surrounding Rockies and Selkirks. This is likely Dutch Creek, which originates in the everlasting snow of the Selkirks and sends down a powerful torrent of gray-green glacial water into the western side of Columbia Lake. Almost as far from the mouth of the Columbia are the headwaters of Toby and Horse Thief creeks, both of which contribute significant amounts of water to the main river just below Lake Windermere.

It was the presence of the almost totally unknown Lake of the Hanging Glaciers near the head of the Horse Thief Creek watershed that was responsible for Chester’s determination to carry his preliminary explorations up to the latter source of the Columbia rather than to one slightly more remote above the upper lake. We had assurance that a trail, upon which work had been in progress all summer, would be completed by the middle of September, so that it would then be possible for the first time to take pack-horses and a full moving-picture outfit to one of the rarest scenic gems on the North American continent, the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers. To get the first movies of what is claimed to be the only lake in the world outside of the polar regions that has icebergs perpetually floating upon its surface was the principal object of Chester in directing his outfit up Horse Thief Creek. My own object was to reach one of the several points where the Columbia took its rise in the[Pg 22] glacial ice, there to do a right-about and start upon my long-dreamed-of journey from snowflake to brine.

It was the existence of the nearly unknown Lake of the Hanging Glaciers at the source of the Horse Thief Creek watershed that drove Chester to push his initial explorations to this point on the Columbia, instead of choosing a slightly more distant location above the upper lake. We were told that a trail, which had been under construction all summer, would be finished by mid-September, making it possible for the first time to take pack-horses and a complete film crew to one of the rare scenic treasures in North America, the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers. Capturing the first footage of what’s said to be the only lake outside of polar regions that has icebergs constantly floating on its surface was Chester's main goal in leading his group up Horse Thief Creek. My goal was to reach one of the several spots where the Columbia begins in glacial ice, there to turn around and begin my long-dreamed journey from snowflake to ocean.

It is a dozen years or more since one could travel the hundred miles of the Columbia between Golden and Lake Windermere by steamer. The comparatively sparse population in this rich but thinly settled region was not sufficient to support both rail and river transport, and with the coming of the former the latter could not long be maintained. Two or three rotting hulks on the mud by the old landing at Golden are all that remain of one of the most picturesque steamer services ever run, for those old stern-wheelers used to flounder up the Columbia to Windermere, on through Mud and Columbia Lakes to Canal Flats, through a log-built lock to the Kootenay watershed, and then down the winding canyons and tumbling rapids of that tempestuous stream to Jennings, Montana. Those were the bonanza days of the upper Columbia and Kootenay—such days as they have never seen since nor will ever see again. I was to hear much of them later from Captain Armstrong when we voyaged a stretch of the lower river together.

It's been over twelve years since you could travel the hundred miles of the Columbia River between Golden and Lake Windermere by steamer. The relatively small population in this rich but sparsely populated area couldn't support both rail and river transport, and when rail came in, river transport couldn't last much longer. Two or three rotting old hulls on the mud by the old landing at Golden are all that's left of one of the most scenic steamer services ever. Those old stern-wheelers used to struggle up the Columbia to Windermere, through Mud and Columbia Lakes to Canal Flats, passing through a log-built lock to the Kootenay watershed, and then down the winding canyons and rushing rapids of that wild river to Jennings, Montana. Those were the boom years of the upper Columbia and Kootenay—days they've never experienced since and probably never will again. I would hear a lot about them later from Captain Armstrong when we traveled a stretch of the lower river together.

There is a train between Golden and Windermere only three times a week. It is an amiable, ambling “jerk-water,” whose conductor does everything from dandling babies to unloading lumber. At one station he held over for five minutes to let me run down to a point where I could get the best light on a “reflection” picture in the river, and at another he ran the whole train back to pick up a basket of eggs which had been overlooked in the rush of departure. The[Pg 23] Canadian Pacific has the happy faculty of being all things to all men. Its main line has always impressed me as being the best-run road I have ever travelled on in any part of the world, including the United States. One would hardly characterize its little country feeders in the same words, but even these latter, as the instances I have noted will bear out, come about as near to being run for the accommodation of the travelling public as anything one will ever find. There is not the least need of hurrying this Golden-Windermere express. It stops over night at Invermere anyway, before continuing its leisurely progress southward the next morning.

There’s a train between Golden and Windermere only three times a week. It’s a friendly, slow-moving “jerk-water” train, where the conductor does everything from juggling babies to unloading lumber. At one stop, he waited five minutes to let me run down to a spot where I could get the best light for a “reflection” photo in the river, and at another stop, he backed up the entire train to pick up a basket of eggs that had been forgotten in the rush to leave. The[Pg 23] Canadian Pacific has the unique ability to cater to everyone. Its main line has always impressed me as the best-run railway I’ve ever traveled on anywhere in the world, including the United States. You wouldn’t really describe its small country branches the same way, but even those, as my examples show, come pretty close to being operated for the convenience of the traveling public like nothing else you will find. There’s absolutely no need to rush this Golden-Windermere express. It stops overnight in Invermere anyway before continuing its relaxed journey south the next morning.

Chester’s cameraman met me with a car at the station, and we rode a mile to the hotel at Invermere, on the heights above the lake. His name was Roos, he said—Len H. Roos of N. Y. C. It was his misfortune to have been born in Canada, he explained, but he had always had a great admiration for Americans, and had taken out his first papers for citizenship. He could manage to get on with Canadians in a pinch, he averred further; but as for Britishers—no “Lime-juicers” for him, with their “G’bly’me’s” and afternoon teas. I saw that this was going to be a difficult companion, and took the occasion to point out that, since he was going to be in Canada for some weeks, it might be just as well to bottle up his rancour against the land of his birth until he was back on the other side of the line and had completed the honour he intended to do Uncle Sam by becoming an American citizen. Maybe I was right, he admitted thoughtfully; but it would be a hard thing for him to do, as he[Pg 24] was naturally very frank and outspoken and a great believer in saying just what he thought of people and things.

Chester’s cameraman picked me up in a car at the station, and we drove a mile to the hotel in Invermere, up on the hills above the lake. His name was Roos—Len H. Roos from NYC. He mentioned it was unfortunate he was born in Canada, but he always admired Americans and had filed for his first citizenship papers. He claimed he could get along with Canadians if necessary, but as for Brits—no “Lime-juicers” for him, with their “G’bly’me’s” and afternoon teas. I realized this was going to be a challenging companion, so I took the opportunity to suggest that since he’d be in Canada for a few weeks, it might be better to keep his complaints about his home country to himself until he was back across the border and done with the honor he wanted to give Uncle Sam by becoming an American citizen. Maybe I was right, he thought, but it would be tough for him since he was naturally very honest and outspoken and firmly believed in expressing exactly what he thought about people and things.

He was right about being outspoken. He had also rather a glittering line of dogma on the finer things of life. Jazz was the highest form of music (he ought to know, for had he not played both jazz and grand opera when he was head drummer of the Galt, Ontario, town band?); the Mack Sennett bathing comedy was his belle ideal of kinematic art; and the newspapers of William Hearst were the supreme development of journalism. This latter he knew, because he had done camera work for a Hearst syndicate himself. I could manage to make a few degrees of allowance for jazz and the Mack Sennett knockabouts under the circumstances, but the deification of Hearst created an unbridgeable gulf. I foresaw that “director” and “star” were going to have bumpy sledding, but also perceived the possibility of comedy elements which promised to go a long way toward redeeming the enforced partnership from irksomeness, that is, if the latter were not too prolonged. That it could run to six or seven weeks and the passage of near to a thousand miles of the Columbia without turning both “director” and “star” into actual assassins, I would never have believed. Indeed, I am not able to figure out even now how it could have worked out that way. I can’t explain it. I merely state the fact.

He was definitely right about being outspoken. He also had quite an impressive list of beliefs about the finer things in life. He considered jazz to be the highest form of music (and he should know, since he played both jazz and grand opera when he was the lead drummer for the Galt, Ontario, town band); he thought the Mack Sennett bathing comedies were his ideal of cinematic art; and he believed William Hearst's newspapers represented the pinnacle of journalism. He knew this because he had done camera work for a Hearst syndicate himself. I could make some allowances for jazz and the Mack Sennett comedies under the circumstances, but idolizing Hearst created an unbridgeable divide. I could see that the “director” and “star” were going to have a tough time, but I also recognized the potential for comedic moments that could help alleviate the awkwardness of their partnership, assuming it wasn't dragged out too long. I never would have believed it could last six or seven weeks and cover nearly a thousand miles of the Columbia without turning both “director” and “star” into actual murderers. Honestly, I still can’t figure out how it worked out that way. I can't explain it. I’m just stating the fact.

Walter Nixon, the packer who was to take us “up Horse Thief,” had been engaged by wire a week previously. His outfit had been ready for several days,[Pg 25] and he called at the hotel the evening of my arrival to go over the grub list and make definite plans. As there were only two of us, he reckoned that ten horses and two packers would be sufficient to see us through. The horses would cost us two dollars a day a head, and the packers five dollars apiece. The provisions he would buy himself and endeavour to board us at a dollar and a half apiece a man. This footed up to between thirty-five and forty dollars a day for the outfit, exclusive of the movie end. It seemed a bit stiff offhand, but was really very reasonable considering present costs of doing that kind of a thing and the thoroughly first-class service Nixon gave us from beginning to end.

Walter Nixon, the packer who was supposed to take us “up Horse Thief,” had been hired by wire a week earlier. His setup had been ready for several days, and he stopped by the hotel on the evening of my arrival to go over the food list and finalize plans. Since there were only two of us, he figured that ten horses and two packers would be enough to get us through. The horses would cost us two dollars a day each, and the packers five dollars each. He would buy the supplies himself and try to provide meals for us at a dollar and a half each. This added up to between thirty-five and forty dollars a day for the trip, not including the movie end. It sounded a bit pricey at first, but it was actually quite reasonable considering the current costs for that type of trip and the excellent service Nixon provided us from start to finish.

Nixon himself I was extremely well impressed with. He was a fine up-standing fellow of six feet or more, black-haired, black-eyed, broad-shouldered and a swell of biceps and thigh that even his loose-fitting mackinaws could not entirely conceal. I liked particularly his simple rig-out, in its pleasing contrast to the cross-between-a-movie-cowboy-and-a-Tyrolean-yodeler garb that has come to be so much affected by the so-called guides at Banff and Lake Louise. Like the best of his kind, Nixon was quiet-spoken and leisurely of movement, but with a suggestion of powerful reserves of both vocabulary and activity. I felt sure at first sight that he was the sort of a man who could be depended upon to see a thing through whatever the difficulties, and I never had reason to change my opinion on that score.

Nixon himself really impressed me. He was a tall, strong guy, probably over six feet, with black hair, dark eyes, broad shoulders, and impressive muscles that even his loose-fitting jacket couldn’t completely hide. I especially liked his simple outfit, which was a refreshing change from the flashy mix of a movie cowboy and a Tyrolean yodeler look that many of the so-called guides at Banff and Lake Louise seemed to favor. Like the best of his kind, Nixon spoke quietly and moved at a relaxed pace, but there was a hint of powerful reserves in both his words and actions. I was sure from the first moment I saw him that he was the kind of person who would follow through on anything, no matter the challenges, and my view on that never changed.

It was arranged that night that Nixon should get away with the pack outfit by noon of the next day, and[Pg 26] make an easy stage of it to the Starbird Ranch, at the end of the wagon-road, nineteen miles out from Invermere. The following morning Roos and I would come out by motor and be ready to start by the time the horses were up and the packs on. That gave us an extra day for exploring Windermere and the more imminent sources of the Columbia.

It was decided that Nixon would leave with the pack outfit by noon the next day and have a smooth journey to the Starbird Ranch, located at the end of the wagon road, nineteen miles from Invermere. The next morning, Roos and I would drive out and be ready to go by the time the horses were saddled and the packs loaded. This gave us an extra day to explore Windermere and the nearby sources of the Columbia.

Roos’ instructions from Chester called for a “Windermere Picture,” in which should be shown the scenic, camping, fishing and hunting life of that region. The scenic and camping shots he had already made; the fish and the game had eluded him. I arrived just in time to take part in the final scurry to complete the picture. The fish to be shown were trout, and the game mountain sheep and goat, or at least that was the way Roos planned it at breakfast time. When inquiry revealed that it would take a day to reach a trout stream, and three days to penetrate to the haunts of the sheep and goats, he modified the campaign somewhat to conform with the limited time at our disposal. Close at hand in the lake there was a fish called the squaw-fish, which, floundering at the end of a line, would photograph almost like a trout, or so the hotel proprietor thought. And the best of it was that any one could catch them. Indeed, at times one had to manœuvre to keep them from taking the bait that was meant for the more gamy and edible, but also far more elusive, ling or fresh-water cod. As for the game picture, said Roos, he would save time by having a deer rounded up and driven into the lake, where he would pursue it with a motor boat and shoot the required hunting pictures. He would like[Pg 27] to have me dress like a tourist and do the hunting and fishing. That would break me in to adopting an easy and pleasing manner before the camera, so that a minimum of film would be spoiled when he got down to our regular work on the Hanging Glacier picture. It wouldn’t take long. That was the advantage of “news” training for a cameraman. You could do things in a rush when you had to.

Roos’ instructions from Chester called for a “Windermere Picture,” showcasing the scenic, camping, fishing, and hunting lifestyle of that area. He had already captured the scenic and camping shots, but the fish and game had eluded him. I arrived just in time to join the final rush to complete the project. The fish meant to be shown were trout, and the game consisted of mountain sheep and goats, or at least that was the plan Roos had at breakfast. Upon finding out that it would take a day to reach a trout stream and three days to get to the sheep and goats’ habitats, he adjusted the plan to fit the limited time we had. Fortunately, there was a lake nearby that had a fish called squaw-fish, which, flailing at the end of a line, would photograph almost like a trout, or so the hotel owner believed. The best part was that anyone could catch them. In fact, sometimes you had to work to keep them from snagging the bait meant for the more elusive and edible ling or fresh-water cod. Regarding the game picture, Roos decided to save time by having a deer rounded up and driven into the lake, where he would chase it with a motorboat and take the necessary hunting shots. He wanted me to dress like a tourist and pretend to do the hunting and fishing. This would help me get comfortable and relaxed in front of the camera, minimizing wasted film when we started our regular work on the Hanging Glacier picture. It wouldn’t take long. That was the benefit of “news” training for a cameraman—you could pull things together quickly when necessary.

Mr. Clelland, secretary of the Windermere Company, courteously found us tackle and drove us down to the outlet of the lake to catch the squaw-fish. Three hours later he drove us back to the hotel for lunch without one single fragment of our succulent salt-pork bait having been nuzzled on its hook. I lost my “easy and pleasing manner” at the end of the first hour, and Roos—who was under rather greater tension in standing by to crank—somewhat sooner. He said many unkind things about fish in general and squaw-fish in particular before we gave up the fight at noon, and I didn’t improve matters at all by suggesting that I cut out the picture on a salmon can label, fasten it to my hook, and have him shoot me catching that. There was no sense whatever in the idea, he said. You had to have studio lighting to get away with that sort of thing. He couldn’t see how I could advance such a thing seriously. As I had some doubts on that score myself, I didn’t start an argument.

Mr. Clelland, the secretary of the Windermere Company, kindly picked us up and drove us down to the lake's outlet to catch squaw-fish. Three hours later, he took us back to the hotel for lunch, and not a single piece of our tasty salt-pork bait had been touched. I lost my "easy and pleasing manner" after the first hour, and Roos—who was feeling more pressure from having to crank—lost his even sooner. He said a lot of harsh things about fish in general and squaw-fish in particular before we finally gave up at noon. I didn't help matters when I suggested I could cut out a picture from a salmon can label, attach it to my hook, and have him take a picture of me catching it. He said that idea made no sense at all. You needed studio lighting to pull that off. He couldn’t believe I was serious about it. Since I had my own doubts, I didn’t argue.

In the afternoon no better success attended our effort to make the hunting picture,—this because no one seemed to know where a deer could be rounded up and driven into the lake. Again I discovered a way[Pg 28] to save this situation. On the veranda of the country club there was a fine mounted specimen of Ovis Canadensis, the Canadian mountain sheep. By proper ballasting, I pointed out to Roos, this fine animal could be made to submerge to a natural swimming depth—say with the head and shoulders just above the water. Then a little Evinrude engine could be clamped to its hind quarters and set going. Forthwith the whole thing must start off ploughing across the lake just like a live mountain sheep. By a little manœuvring it ought to be possible to shoot at an angle that would interpose the body of the sheep between the eye and the pushing engine. If this proved to be impossible, perhaps it could be explained in a sub-title that the extraneous machinery was a fragment of mowing-machine or something of the kind that the sheep had collided with and picked up in his flight. Roos, while admitting that this showed a considerable advance over my salmon-label suggestion of the morning, said that there were a number of limiting considerations which would render it impracticable. I forget what all of these were, but one of them was that our quarry couldn’t be made to roll his eyes and register “consternation” and “mute reproach” in the close-ups. I began to see that there was a lot more to the movie game than I had ever dreamed. But what a stimulator of the imagination it was!

In the afternoon, we had no better luck trying to create the hunting scene—mostly because no one knew where to round up a deer and drive it into the lake. I found another solution[Pg 28] to this dilemma. On the veranda of the country club, there was a great mounted specimen of Ovis Canadensis, the Canadian mountain sheep. By properly balancing it, I suggested to Roos that we could make this impressive animal submerge to a natural swimming level—just with its head and shoulders above the water. Then a little Evinrude engine could be attached to its hindquarters and turned on. Instantly, the whole setup would start moving across the lake, just like a real mountain sheep. With some maneuvering, we should be able to shoot at an angle that would place the body of the sheep between the camera and the engine. If that turned out to be impossible, maybe we could note in a subtitle that the extra machinery was just a piece of a lawnmower or something that the sheep had bumped into while running. Roos, while acknowledging that this was a significant improvement over my salmon-label idea from the morning, mentioned several limitations that would make it unworkable. I can’t recall all of them, but one was that our target couldn’t be made to roll its eyes and display "dismay" and "silent reproach" in the close-ups. I started to realize that making movies involved a lot more than I had ever imagined. But what an inspiring exercise for the imagination it was!

As there was nothing more to be done about the hunting and fishing shots for the present, we turned our attention to final preparations for what we had begun to call the “Hanging Glacier Picture.” Roos[Pg 29] said it would be necessary to sketch a rough sort of scenario in advance—nothing elaborate like “Broken Blossoms” or “The Perils of Pauline” (we hadn’t the company for that kind of thing), but just the thread of a story to make the “continuity” ripple continuously. It would be enough, he thought, if I would enact the rôle of a gentleman-sportsman and allow the guides and packers to be just their normal selves. Then with these circulating in the foreground, he would film the various scenic features of the trip as they unrolled. All the lot of us would have to do would be to act naturally and stand or lounge gracefully in those parts of the picture where the presence of human beings would be best calculated to balance effectively and harmoniously the composition. I agreed cheerfully to the sportsman part of my rôle, but demurred as to “gentleman.” I might manage it for a scene, but for a sustained effort it was out of the question. A compromise along this line was finally effected. I engaged to act as much like a gentleman as I could for the opening shot, after which I was to be allowed to lapse into the seeming of a simple sportsman who loved scenery-gazing more than the pursuit and slaying of goat, sheep and bear. Roos observed shrewdly that it would be better to have the sportsman be more interested in scenery than game because, judging from our experience at Windermere, we would find more of the former than the latter. He was also encouragingly sympathetic about my transient appearance as a gentleman. “I only want about fifty feet of that,” he said as he gave me[Pg 30] a propitiating pat on the back; “besides, it’s all a matter of clothes anyhow.”

Since there was nothing more we could do about the hunting and fishing shots for now, we shifted our focus to the final preparations for what we had started calling the “Hanging Glacier Picture.” Roos said we needed to sketch out a rough scenario ahead of time—nothing too fancy like “Broken Blossoms” or “The Perils of Pauline” (we didn’t have the crew for that kind of production), but just a basic story to keep the “continuity” flowing smoothly. He thought it would be enough if I could play the part of a gentleman-sportsman and let the guides and packers be themselves. Then, with them moving around in the foreground, he would film the various scenic features of the trip as they unfolded. All of us would just need to act naturally and either stand or lounge gracefully in the parts of the scene where having people would help balance the overall composition. I happily agreed to the sportsman role but hesitated at the “gentleman” part. I could probably pull it off for a scene, but not for any length of time. We eventually reached a compromise. I would act as much like a gentleman as I could for the opening shot, after which I could relax into the persona of a simple sportsman who preferred enjoying the scenery over hunting goats, sheep, and bears. Roos wisely pointed out that it would be better to have the sportsman more interested in the scenery than in the game, because, based on our experience at Windermere, we would come across more of the former than the latter. He was also encouraging about my brief stint as a gentleman. “I only need about fifty feet of that,” he said, giving me a friendly pat on the back; “besides, it’s all about the clothes anyway.”

Before we turned in that night it transpired that Chester’s hope of being the first to show moving pictures of the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers to the world was probably doomed to disappointment, or, at the best, that this honour would have to be shared with an equally ambitious rival. Byron Harmon, of Banff, formerly official photographer for the Canadian Pacific, arrived at Invermere and announced that he was planning to go “up Horse Thief” and endeavour to film a number of the remarkable scenic features which he had hitherto tried to picture in vain. His schedule was temporarily upset by the fact that we had already engaged the best packtrain and guides available. Seasoned mountaineer that he was, however, this was of small moment. A few hours’ scurrying about had provided him with a light but ample outfit, consisting of four horses and two men, with which he planned to get away in the morning. He was not in the least perturbed by the fact that Roos had practically a day’s start of him. “There’s room for a hundred cameramen to work up there,” he told me genially; “and the more the world is shown of the wonders of the Rockies and the Selkirks, the more it will want to see. It will be good to have your company, and each of us ought to be of help to the other.”

Before we went to bed that night, it became clear that Chester’s hope of being the first to show moving pictures of the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers to the world was probably going to be disappointing, or at best, this honor would have to be shared with an equally ambitious competitor. Byron Harmon, from Banff and formerly the official photographer for Canadian Pacific, arrived in Invermere and announced that he planned to go “up Horse Thief” and try to film some of the remarkable scenic features he had previously struggled to capture. His plans were temporarily disrupted because we had already hired the best pack train and guides available. However, being an experienced mountaineer, this was of little concern to him. After a few hours of running around, he had gathered a light but sufficient setup, consisting of four horses and two men, with which he intended to leave in the morning. He wasn't at all worried that Roos had nearly a day's head start. “There’s room for a hundred cameramen to work up there,” he said cheerfully; “and the more the world sees the wonders of the Rockies and the Selkirks, the more it will want to see. It’ll be great to have your company, and we should be able to help each other out.”

I had some difficulty in bringing Roos to a similarly philosophical viewpoint. His “Hearst” training impelled him to brook no rivalry, to beat out the other man by any means that offered. He had the better packtrain, he said, to say nothing of a day’s start.[Pg 31] Also, he had the only dynamite and caps available that side of Golden, so that he would have the inside track for starting avalanches and creating artificial icebergs in the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers. I would like to think that it was my argument that, since it was not a “news” picture he was after, the man who took the most time to his work would be the one to get the best results, was what brought him round finally. I greatly fear, however, it was the knowledge that the generous Harmon had a number of flares that did the trick. He had neglected to provide flares himself, and without them work in the ice caves—second only in interest to the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers itself—would be greatly circumscribed. At any rate, he finally agreed to a truce, and we took Harmon out to the end of the road in our car the following morning. Of the latter’s really notable work in picturing the mountains of western Canada I shall write later.

I had some trouble getting Roos to see things from a similar philosophical perspective. His “Hearst” training pushed him to not tolerate any competition and to outdo others by any means necessary. He claimed he had the better pack train, not to mention a day’s head start.[Pg 31] Also, he was the only one with dynamite and caps available on that side of Golden, which meant he would have the advantage of starting avalanches and creating artificial icebergs in the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers. I’d like to think that my argument—that since he wasn’t after a “news” picture, the person who took the most time would end up with the best results—finally convinced him. However, I really fear it was the fact that the generous Harmon had a bunch of flares that did the trick. Roos had forgotten to bring flares himself, and without them, working in the ice caves—second only in interest to the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers—would be significantly limited. At any rate, he eventually agreed to a truce, and we took Harmon out to the end of the road in our car the next morning. I’ll write about Harmon’s truly impressive work capturing the mountains of western Canada later.

The horses were waiting, saddled and packed, as we drove up to the rendezvous. The packer was a powerfully built fellow, with his straight black hair and high cheek bones betokening a considerable mixture of Indian blood. His name was Buckman—Jim Buckman. He was the village blacksmith of Athalmere, Nixon explained. He was making plenty of money in his trade, but was willing to come along at a packer’s wage for the sake of the experience as an actor. The lure of the movies was also responsible for the presence of Nixon’s fourteen-year-old son, Gordon, who had threatened to run away from home if he wasn’t allowed to come along. He proved a useful acquisition—more than sufficiently so, it seemed to[Pg 32] me, to compensate for what he did to the jam and honey.

The horses were ready, saddled and packed, as we arrived at the meeting point. The packer was a sturdy guy, with straight black hair and high cheekbones suggesting a significant amount of Indian heritage. His name was Buckman—Jim Buckman. Nixon explained that he was the local blacksmith in Athalmere. He was making a good living in his job but was happy to join us for a packer’s pay just for the experience of being in a movie. The appeal of the film industry also brought along Nixon’s fourteen-year-old son, Gordon, who had threatened to run away from home if he wasn’t allowed to tag along. He turned out to be a helpful addition—more than enough to balance out what he did to the jam and honey.

Roos called us around him and gave instructions for the “business” of the opening shot. Nixon and Jim were to be “picked up” taking the last of the slack out of a “diamond hitch,” Gordon frolicking in the background with his dog. When the car drove up, Nixon was to take my saddle horse by the bridle, walk up and shake hands with me. Then, to make the transition from Civilization to the Primitive (movie people never miss a chance to use that word) with a click, I was to step directly from the car into my stirrups. “Get me!” admonished Roos; “straight from the running board to the saddle. Don’t touch the ground at all. Make it snappy, all of you. I don’t want any of you to grow into ‘foot-lice.’”

Roos gathered us around and gave instructions for the “business” of the opening shot. Nixon and Jim were to be “picked up” as they took the last bit of slack out of a “diamond hitch,” with Gordon playing in the background with his dog. When the car arrived, Nixon was to take my saddle horse by the bridle, walk over, and shake hands with me. Then, to smoothly transition from Civilization to the Primitive (movie people never miss a chance to use that word), I was to step straight from the car into my stirrups. “Get me!” Roos instructed; “straight from the running board to the saddle. Don’t touch the ground at all. Make it quick, everyone. I don’t want any of you to end up with ‘foot-lice.’”

My saddle horse turned out to be a stockily-built grey of over 1200 pounds. He looked hard as nails and to have no end of endurance. But his shifty eye and back-laid ears indicated temperamentality, so that Nixon’s warning that he “warn’t exactly a lady’s hawss” was a bit superfluous. “When you told me you tipped the beam at two-forty,” he said, “I know’d ‘Grayback’ was the only hawss that’d carry you up these trails. So I brung him in, and stuffed him up with oats, and here he is. He may dance a leetle on his toes jest now, but he’ll gentle down a lot by the end of a week.”

My saddle horse turned out to be a stocky grey that weighed over 1,200 pounds. He looked tough and seemed to have endless stamina. But his shifty eyes and laid-back ears showed he had a bit of a temper, which made Nixon’s warning that he “wasn’t exactly a lady’s horse” a little unnecessary. “When you told me you weighed 240 pounds,” he said, “I knew ‘Grayback’ was the only horse that could manage to carry you up these trails. So I brought him in, fed him a bunch of oats, and here he is. He might be a bit jumpy right now, but he’ll settle down a lot by the end of the week.”

Whether “Grayback” mastered all of the “business” of that shot or not is probably open to doubt, but that he took the “Make it snappy!” part to heart there was no question. He came alongside like a[Pg 33] lamb, but the instant I started to make my transition from “Civilization to the Primitive with a click” he started climbing into the car. The only click I heard was when my ear hit the ground. Roos couldn’t have spoiled any more film than I did cuticle, but, being a “Director,” he made a good deal more noise about it. After barking his hocks on the fender, “Grayback” refused to be enticed within mounting distance of the car again, so finally, with a comparatively un-clicky transition from Civilization to the Primitive, I got aboard by the usual route from the ground.

Whether "Grayback" fully understood the "business" of that shot is probably debatable, but there's no doubt he took the "Make it snappy!" part seriously. He came over like a[Pg 33] lamb, but the moment I started to shift from "Civilization to the Primitive with a click," he began climbing into the car. The only click I heard was my ear hitting the ground. Roos couldn't have ruined more film than I did with my cuticle, but since he was a "Director," he made a much bigger fuss about it. After barking his hocks on the fender, "Grayback" refused to come within mounting distance of the car again, so eventually, with a relatively un-clicky transition from Civilization to the Primitive, I got on board the usual way from the ground.

The next shot was a quarter of a mile farther up the trail. Here Roos found a natural sylvan frame through which to shoot the whole outfit as it came stringing along. Unfortunately, the “Director” failed to tell the actors not to look at the camera—that, once and for all, the clicking box must be reckoned as a thing non-existent—and it all had to be done over again. The next time it was better, but the actors still had a wooden expression on their faces. They didn’t look at the camera, but the expression on their faces showed that they were conscious of it. Roos then instructed me to talk to my companions, or sing, or do anything that would take their minds off the camera and make them appear relaxed and natural. That time we did it famously. As each, in turn, cantered by the sylvan bower with its clicking camera he was up to his neck “doing something.” Nixon was declaiming Lincoln’s Gettysburg speech as he had learned it from his phonograph, Gordon was calling his dog, Jim was larruping a straggling pinto and cursing it in fluent local idiom, and I was singing[Pg 34] “Onward, Christian Soldiers!” We never had any trouble about “being natural” after that; but I hope no lip reader ever sees the pictures.

The next shot was a quarter of a mile further up the trail. Here, Roos found a natural wooded frame through which to film the whole group as they came along. Unfortunately, the “Director” didn’t tell the actors not to look at the camera—that they needed to treat the clicking box as if it didn’t exist—and it all had to be redone. The next time, it was better, but the actors still had stiff expressions on their faces. They didn’t look at the camera, but their faces showed that they were aware of it. Roos then told me to talk to my friends, sing, or do anything that would distract them from the camera and make them seem relaxed and natural. That time, we nailed it. As each one rode by the wooded area with the clicking camera, he was up to his neck “doing something.” Nixon was reciting Lincoln’s Gettysburg speech as he learned it from his phonograph, Gordon was calling his dog, Jim was whipping a wayward pinto and cursing it in fluent local slang, and I was singing “Onward, Christian Soldiers!” After that, we never had any trouble with “being natural”; but I hope no lip reader ever sees the pictures.

After picking up Roos and his camera we made our real start. One pack-horse was reserved for the camera and tripod, and to prevent him from ranging from the trail and bumping the valuable apparatus against trees or rocks, his halter was tied to the tail of Nixon’s saddle animal. Except that the latter’s spinal column must have suffered some pretty severe snakings when the camera-carrier went through corduroy bridges or lost his footings in fords, the arrangement worked most successfully. The delicate instrument was not in the least injured in all of the many miles it was jogged over some of the roughest trails I have ever travelled.

After picking up Roos and his camera, we really got going. One pack horse was allocated for the camera and tripod, and to keep him from wandering off the trail and bumping the expensive equipment against trees or rocks, his halter was tied to the back of Nixon’s saddle animal. Other than the fact that Nixon’s horse must have experienced some pretty rough movements when the camera carrier went over bumpy bridges or lost his footing in shallow water, the setup worked really well. The delicate instrument was completely unharmed despite all the miles it was jostled over some of the roughest trails I've ever been on.

The sunshine by which the last of the trail shots was made proved the parting glimmer of what had been a month or more of practically unbroken fair weather. Indeed, the weather had been rather too fine, for, toward the end of the summer, lack of rain in western Canada invariably means forest fires. As these had been raging intermittently for several weeks all over British Columbia, the air had become thick with smoke, and at many places it was impossible to see for more than a mile or two in any direction. Both Roos and Harmon had been greatly hampered in their work about Banff and Lake Louise by the smoke, and both were, therefore, exceedingly anxious for early and copious rains to clear the air. Otherwise, they said, there was no hope of a picture of the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers that would be worth[Pg 35] the film it was printed on. They must have rain. Their prayer was about to be answered, in full measure, pressed down and running over—and then some.

The sunshine during the last of the trail shots marked the final glow of what had been a month or more of mostly uninterrupted nice weather. In fact, the weather had been a bit too good, because toward the end of the summer, a lack of rain in western Canada almost always leads to forest fires. These had been burning sporadically for several weeks throughout British Columbia, causing the air to become thick with smoke, making it impossible to see more than a mile or two in any direction. Both Roos and Harmon had been significantly hindered in their work around Banff and Lake Louise by the smoke, and they were both quite eager for early and heavy rains to clear the air. Otherwise, they said, there was no chance of getting a decent picture of the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers that would be worth the film it would be printed on. They really needed rain. Their wish was about to be granted, and then some.

We had been encountering contending currents of hot and cold air all the way up the wagon-road from Invermere and the lower valley. Now, as we entered the mountains, these became more pronounced, taking the form of scurrying “dust-devils” that attacked from flank and van without method or premonitory signal. The narrowing gorge ahead was packed solid with a sullen phalanx of augmenting clouds, sombre-hued and sagging with moisture, and frequently illumined with forked lightning flashes discharged from their murky depths. Nixon, anxious to make camp before the storm broke, jogged the horses steadily all through the darkening afternoon. It was a point called “Sixteen-mile” he was driving for, the first place we would reach where there was room for the tent and feed for the horses. We were still four miles short of our destination when the first spatter of ranging drops opened up, and from there on the batteries of the storm concentrated on us all the way.

We had been battling alternating streams of hot and cold air all along the wagon road from Invermere and the lower valley. Now, as we entered the mountains, these changes became more intense, manifesting as swirling “dust devils” that came at us from all directions without warning. The narrowing gorge ahead was filled with a grim formation of thickening clouds, dark and heavy with moisture, frequently lit up by flashes of forked lightning coming from their shadowy depths. Nixon, eager to set up camp before the storm hit, kept the horses moving steadily through the darkening afternoon. He was aiming for a spot called “Sixteen-mile,” the first location where we could set up the tent and find feed for the horses. We were still four miles away from our destination when the first drops of rain began to fall, and from that point on, the storm focused its fury on us all the way.

We made camp in a rain driving solidly enough to deflect the stroke of an axe. I shall not enlarge upon the acute discomfort of it. Those who have done it will understand; those who have not would never be able to. It was especially trying on the first day out, before the outfit had become shaken down and one had learned where to look for things. Nixon’s consummate woodcraftsmanship was put to a severe test, but emerged triumphant. So, too, Jim, who proved himself as impervious to rain as to ill-temper. The[Pg 36] fir boughs for the tent floor came in dripping, of course, but there were enough dry tarpaulins and blankets to blot up the heaviest of the moisture, and the glowing little sheet-iron stove licked up the rest. A piping hot dinner drove out the last of the chill, and we spent a snug, comfy evening listening to Nixon yarn about his mountaineering exploits and of the queer birds from New York and London whom he had nursed through strange and various intervals of moose and sheep-hunting in the Kootenays and Rockies. We slept dry but rather cold, especially Roos, who ended up by curling round the stove and stoking between shivers. Nixon and Jim drew generously on their own blanket rolls to help the both of us confine our ebbing animal heat, and yet appeared to find not the least difficulty in sleeping comfortably under half the weight of cover that left us shaking. It was all a matter of what one was used to, of course, and in a few days we began to harden.

We set up camp in a rain so heavy it could deflect an axe strike. I won’t go into detail about how uncomfortable it was. Those who have experienced it will know; those who haven’t will never truly understand. It was especially tough on the first day out, before everything was organized and we figured out where to find things. Nixon’s incredible skills with wood were put to the test, but he came out on top. Jim also proved to be as unaffected by the rain as he was by bad moods. The fir branches we gathered for the tent floor were obviously wet, but we had enough dry tarps and blankets to soak up most of the moisture, and the cozy little stove took care of the rest. A hot dinner chased away the chill, and we enjoyed a comfy evening listening to Nixon share stories about his mountaineering adventures and the quirky people from New York and London he had helped through various stages of moose and sheep hunting in the Kootenays and Rockies. We slept dry but a bit cold, especially Roos, who ended up curled around the stove and shivering. Nixon and Jim generously shared their blankets with us to help keep our warmth, yet they seemed to have no trouble sleeping comfortably with half the amount of coverage that left us shaking. It was all about what you were used to, of course, and after a few days, we started to toughen up.

It was September tenth that we had started from Invermere, hoping at the time to be able to accomplish what we had set out to do in from four to six days. The rain which had come to break the long dry spell put a very different face on things, however. The eleventh, twelfth and thirteenth we were held in our first camp by an almost continuous downpour, which turned the mountain streams into torrents and raised Horse Thief till it lapped over the rim of the flat upon which our tent was pitched. The night of the thirteenth, with a sharp drop of the temperature, the rain turned to snow, and we crawled out on the fourteenth to find the valley under a light blanket of[Pg 37] white. Then the clouds broke away and the sunshine and shadows began playing tag over the scarps and buttresses of the encompassing amphitheatre of mountains. For the first time there was a chance for a glimpse of the new world into which we had come. The transition from the cultivation and the gentle wooded slopes of Windermere was startling. Under the mask of the storm clouds we had penetrated from a smooth, rounded, pleasant country to one that was cliffy and pinnacled and bare—a country that was all on end, a land whose bones showed through. A towering Matterhorn reared its head six or eight thousand feet above us, and so near that slabs of rock cracked away from its scarred summit were lying just across the trail from the tent. The peaks walling in Horse Thief to the north were not so high but no less precipitous and barren, while to the west a jumble of splintered pinnacles whose bases barred the way were still lost in the witch-dance of the clouds. A tourist folder would have called it a “Land of Titans,” but Jim, leaning on his axe after nicking off a fresh back-log for the camp fire, merely opined it was “some skookum goat country. But not a patch,” he added, “to what we’ll be hittin’ to-night if we get them geesly hawsses rounded up in time fer a start ’fore noon.”

It was September 10th when we left Invermere, hoping to complete our journey in about four to six days. However, the rain that ended the prolonged dry spell changed everything. On the 11th, 12th, and 13th, we were stuck in our first camp due to almost nonstop downpours, which turned the mountain streams into raging torrents and made Horse Thief rise until it almost overflowed the flat area where our tent was set up. That night, as the temperature dropped sharply, the rain turned to snow, and when we crawled out on the 14th, we found the valley covered in a light blanket of white. Then the clouds parted, and sunshine and shadows began to play over the cliff faces and ledges of the surrounding mountain amphitheater. For the first time, we caught a glimpse of the new world we had entered. The shift from the cultivated, gently wooded hills of Windermere was shocking. Beneath the storm clouds, we had moved from a smooth, pleasant landscape to one that was steep and jagged—a land that seemed to be on edge, where the bones of the earth were visible. A towering Matterhorn rose six to eight thousand feet above us, so close that slabs of rock peeling away from its scarred peak lay just off the trail from our tent. The peaks enclosing Horse Thief to the north weren’t as tall but were just as steep and barren, while to the west, a chaotic array of jagged pinnacles, their bases blocking our path, still lingered in the swirling fog of the clouds. A tourist brochure would have called it a “Land of Titans,” but Jim, leaning on his axe after chopping a fresh log for the campfire, simply remarked that it was “some skookum goat country. But not a patch,” he added, “to what we’ll be hitting tonight if we can round up those geesly horses in time to start before noon.”

It appeared that the horses, with their grazing spoiled by the snow, had become restless, broken through the barrier Nixon had erected at a bridge just below camp, and started on the back trail for Invermere. As their tracks showed that they had broken into a trot immediately beyond the bridge, it looked[Pg 38] like a long stern-chase, and Nixon did not reckon on being able to hit the trail for several hours. Roos grasped the occasion to make a couple of “camp life” shots his fertile brain had conceived the idea of during the long storm-bound days of enforced inaction. In one of these the “sportsman” was to go to bed in silhouette by candlelight. Ostensibly this was to be the shadow of a man crawling into his blankets inside of the tent, and taken from the outside. In reality, however, Roos set up his camera inside of the tent and shot the antics of the shadow the sunlight threw on the canvas when I went through the motions of turning in close against the outside of the wall. This went off smartly and snappily; but I would have given much for a translation of the voluble comments of a passing Indian who pulled up to watch the agile action of the retiring “sportsman.”

It seemed that the horses, having had their grazing ruined by the snow, had become restless, broken through the barrier Nixon had set up at a bridge just below camp, and started on the back trail to Invermere. Their tracks showed they had immediately picked up a trot after crossing the bridge, which indicated it would be a long chase, and Nixon figured it would take him several hours to catch up. Roos saw this as a chance to take a couple of “camp life” shots that he had thought about during the long, stormy days of enforced downtime. One of these shots involved the “sportsman” going to bed in silhouette by candlelight. The idea was to capture the shadow of a man crawling into his blankets *inside* the tent, taken from the outside. In reality, however, Roos set up his camera *inside* the tent and filmed the shadows that sunlight cast on the canvas when I pretended to settle in close against the *outside* wall. This turned out well, but I would have loved to know the lively comments of a passing Indian who paused to watch the graceful movements of the departing “sportsman.”

It was while Roos was rehearsing me for this shot that Gordon must have heard him iterating his invariable injunction that I should not be a “foot-hog,” meaning, I shall hardly need to explain, that I should be quick in my movements so as not to force him to use an undue footage of film. A little later I overheard the boy asking Jim what a “foot-hog” was. “I don’t quite kumtrux myself,” the sturdy blacksmith-packer replied, scratching his head. “It sounds as if it might be suthin like pig’s feet, but they want actin’ as if they wuz ready to eat anythin’, ’less it was each other.” Now that I think of it, I can see how the clash of the artistic temperaments of “Director” and “Star” over just about every one of the shots they made might have given Jim that impression.

It was while Roos was prepping me for this shot that Gordon must have heard him repeating his usual instruction that I shouldn’t be a “foot-hog,” which means, I hardly need to explain, that I should move quickly so as not to waste too much film. A little later, I overheard the boy asking Jim what a “foot-hog” was. “I don’t quite kumtrux myself,” the sturdy blacksmith-packer replied, scratching his head. “It sounds like it might be something like pig's feet, but they want acting like they were ready to eat anything, unless it was each other.” Now that I think about it, I can see how the clash of the artistic temperaments of “Director” and “Star” over just about every one of the shots they made might have given Jim that impression.

THE "TURNING-IN" SCENE SHOT IN SILHOUETTE (above)
"REVERSE" OF THE "GOING-TO-BED" SHOT (below)

ON THE HORSE THIEF TRAIL (left)
A DEAD-FALL ON THE TRAIL (right)

[Pg 39]The other shot we made that morning was one which Roos had labelled as “Berry Picking and Eating” in his tentative scenario. The “sportsman” was to fare forth, gather a bowlful of raspberries, bring them back to camp, put sugar and condensed milk on them, and finally eat them, all before the camera. I objected to appearing in this for two reasons: for one, because berry-picking was not a recognized out-door sport, and, for another, because I didn’t like raspberries. Roos admitted that berry-picking was not a sport, but insisted he had to have the scene to preserve his continuity. “Gathering and eating these products of Nature,” he explained, “shows how far the gentleman you were in the first scene has descended toward the Primitive. You will be getting more and more Primitive right along, but we must register each step on the film, see?” As for my distaste for raspberries, Roos was quite willing that, after displaying the berries heaped in the bowl in a close-up, I should do the real eating with strawberry jam. It was that last which overcame my spell of “temperament.” Both Roos and Gordon already had me several pots down in the matter of jam consumption, and I was glad of the chance to climb back a notch.

[Pg 39]The other shot we did that morning was one that Roos had titled “Berry Picking and Eating” in his rough outline. The “sportsman” was supposed to go out, collect a bowlful of raspberries, bring them back to camp, add sugar and condensed milk, and finally eat them, all in front of the camera. I didn’t want to take part for two reasons: first, because berry-picking wasn’t a recognized outdoor sport, and second, because I didn’t like raspberries. Roos acknowledged that berry-picking wasn’t a sport but insisted he needed the scene to keep his storyline intact. “Gathering and eating these natural products,” he explained, “shows how much the gentleman from the first scene has slipped towards a more primitive state. You’re going to get more and more primitive as we go along, but we need to capture each step on film, got it?” As for my dislike of raspberries, Roos was perfectly fine with the idea that, after showcasing the berries piled in the bowl in a close-up, I could actually eat strawberry jam instead. That last bit was what convinced me to get over my “temperament.” Both Roos and Gordon had already had me consuming quite a bit of jam, and I was happy for the chance to redeem myself a little.

We found raspberry bushes by the acre but, thanks to the late storm, almost no berries. This didn’t matter seriously in the picking shot, for which I managed to convey a very realistic effect in pantomime, but for the heaped-high close-up of the bowl it was another matter. One scant handful was the best that the four of us, foraging for half an hour, could bring in. But[Pg 40] I soon figured a way to make these do. Opening a couple of tins of strawberry jam into the bowl, I rounded over smoothly the bright succulent mass and then made a close-set raspberry mosaic of one side of it. That did famously for the close-up. As I settled back for the berry-eating shot Roos cut in sharply with his usual: “Snappy now! Don’t be a foot-hog!” Gordon, who had been digging his toe into the mud for some minutes, evidently under considerable mental stress, lifted his head at the word. “Hadn’t you better say ‘jam-hog’, Mr. Roos?” he queried plaintively.

We found raspberry bushes everywhere, but, thanks to the late storm, there were almost no berries. This didn’t really matter for the picking scene, where I managed to create a very realistic effect through pantomime, but for the close-up of the bowl, it was a different story. The best we could gather in half an hour of searching was just a meager handful. But[Pg 40] I quickly figured out a way to make it work. I dumped a couple of tins of strawberry jam into the bowl, smoothly covering it with the bright, juicy mixture, and then arranged a close set of raspberries on one side. That worked perfectly for the close-up. As I settled in for the berry-eating shot, Roos interrupted sharply with his usual, “Let’s go, don’t be a foot-hog!” Gordon, who had been digging his toe into the mud for a few minutes and looked pretty stressed out, lifted his head at that. “Shouldn’t you say ‘jam-hog’, Mr. Roos?” he asked, sounding a bit defeated.

“I’m afraid it wouldn’t be any use,” was the dejected reply. Roos was right. At the word “Action!” I dug in with my spoon on the unpaved side of the bowl of jam, and several turns before the crank ceased revolving there was nothing left but a few daubed raspberries and several broad red smears radiating from my mouth. Roos tossed the two empty jam tins into the murky torrent of Horse Thief Creek and watched them bob away down stream. “You’re getting too darn primitive,” he said peevishly.

“I’m afraid it wouldn’t help,” was the disappointed reply. Roos was right. When the word “Action!” was called, I dove in with my spoon on the uneven side of the bowl of jam, and a few turns before the crank stopped turning, there was nothing left but a few smudged raspberries and several wide red stains spreading from my mouth. Roos tossed the two empty jam tins into the muddy water of Horse Thief Creek and watched them float away downstream. “You’re getting way too primitive,” he said irritably.

It was nearly eleven o’clock before Nixon came with the horses; but we had camp struck and the packs made, so there was little delay in taking the trail. The bottom of the valley continued fairly open for a few miles, with the swollen stream serpentining across it, turned hither and thither by huge logjams and fortress-like rock islands. Where the North Fork came tumbling into the main creek in a fine run of cascades there was a flat several acres in extent and good camping ground. Immediately above the valley narrowed to a steep-sided canyon, and continued[Pg 41] so all the way up to the snow and glacier-line. The trail from now on was badly torn and washed and frequently blocked with dead-falls. Or rather it had been so blocked up to a day or two previously. Now I understood the reason for Nixon’s complaisance when Harmon’s outfit, travelling in the rain, had passed our camp a couple of days before. “Don’t worry, sonny,” he had said in comforting the impetuous Roos; “we won’t lose any time, and we will save a lot of chopping.” And so it had worked out. Harmon’s men had cut the dead-falls out of the whole twelve miles of trail between North Fork and the Dragon-Tail Glacier.

It was almost eleven o’clock when Nixon showed up with the horses, but we had already taken down the camp and packed everything up, so we didn’t waste any time hitting the trail. The valley floor remained open for a few miles, with the swollen stream winding through it, diverted here and there by massive logjams and fortress-like rock islands. Where the North Fork cascaded into the main creek, there was a flat area several acres wide that made for good camping. Just above that, the valley tightened into a steep-sided canyon, stretching all the way up to the snow and glacier line. From that point on, the trail was badly damaged and washed out, often blocked by fallen trees. Well, it had been blocked until a day or two earlier. Now I realized why Nixon had been so relaxed when Harmon’s group passed our camp in the rain a couple of days ago. “Don't worry, sonny,” he had reassured the impatient Roos, “we won't lose any time, and we’ll save a lot of chopping.” And that’s exactly how it turned out. Harmon’s crew had cleared the downed trees from the entire twelve miles of trail between the North Fork and the Dragon-Tail Glacier.

Even so it was a beastly stretch of trail. The stream, completely filling the bottom of the gorge, kept the path always far up the side of the mountain. There were few dangerous precipices, but one had always to be on the lookout to keep his head from banging on dead-falls just high enough to clear a pack, and which, therefore, no one would take the trouble to cut away. The close-growing shrubbery was dripping with moisture, and even riding second to Nixon, who must have got all the worst of it, I found myself drenched at the end of the first half mile. Riding through wet underbrush can wet a man as no rain ever could. No waterproof ever devised offers the least protection against it; nothing less than a safe deposit vault on wheels could do so.

Even so, it was a tough stretch of trail. The stream filled the bottom of the gorge, forcing the path to stay high up on the mountain. There were few dangerous cliffs, but you always had to watch out to keep your head from hitting dead branches just high enough to avoid a pack, and which no one bothered to remove. The thick shrubbery was soaked with moisture, and even riding behind Nixon, who must have taken the worst of it, I ended up drenched after the first half mile. Riding through wet underbrush can soak a person more than any rain could. No waterproof gear ever made offers any real protection against it; nothing less than a safe deposit vault on wheels could do the trick.

Streams, swollen by the now rapidly melting snow, came tumbling down—half cataract, half cascade—all along the way. At the worst crossings these had been roughly bridged, as little footing for men or horses[Pg 42] was afforded by the clean-swept rock. Only one crossing of the main stream was necessary. It was a good natural ford at low water, but quite out of the question to attempt at high. We found it about medium—a little more than belly deep and something like an eight-mile current. With a foot more water it would have commenced to get troublesome; with another two feet, really dangerous. That prospect, with the rapidly rising water, was reserved for our return trip.

Streams, swollen by the rapidly melting snow, came rushing down—half waterfall, half cascade—all along the way. At the toughest crossings, makeshift bridges had been set up, as there was barely any solid ground for people or horses on the smooth rocks. Only one crossing of the main stream was needed. It was a decent natural ford at low water, but completely impossible to attempt at high water. We found it at medium level—just over belly deep and with a strong current like that of eight miles per hour. With another foot of water, it would have started to become a problem; with an additional two feet, it would be really dangerous. That scenario, along with the quickly rising water, was something we would have to deal with on our way back.

Such a road was, of course, wonderfully picturesque and colourful, and Roos, with a quick eye for an effective composition, made the most of his opportunities for “trail shots.” A picture of this kind, simple enough to look at on the screen, often took half an hour or more to make. The finding of a picturesque spot on the trail was only the beginning. This was useless unless the light was right and a satisfactory place to set up the tripod was available. When this latter was found, more often than not a tree or two had to be felled to open up the view to the trail. Then—as the party photographed had to be complete each time, and with nothing to suggest the presence of the movie camera or its operator—Roos’ saddle horse and the animal carrying his outfit had to be shuttled along out of line and tied up where they would not get in the picture. This was always a ticklish operation on the narrow trails, and once or twice the sheer impossibility of segregating the superfluous animals caused Roos to forego extremely effective shots.

Such a road was, of course, incredibly picturesque and colorful, and Roos, with a keen eye for a great composition, took full advantage of his chances for “trail shots.” A photo like this, simple enough to look at on the screen, often took half an hour or more to capture. Finding a beautiful spot on the trail was just the start. This was pointless unless the lighting was right and there was a good spot to set up the tripod. Once that was located, more often than not, a tree or two had to be cut down to clear the view of the trail. Then—since the group being filmed had to be complete each time, and nothing could hint at the presence of the movie camera or its operator—Roos’ saddle horse and the animal carrying his gear had to be moved out of sight and tied up where they wouldn’t show in the shot. This was always a tricky task on the narrow trails, and a few times, the sheer difficulty of keeping the extra animals separate made Roos miss out on some really great shots.

The mountains became higher and higher, and steeper and steeper, the farther we fared. And the[Pg 43] greater the inclines, the more and more precarious was the hold of the winter’s snow upon the mountainsides. At last we climbed into a veritable zone of avalanches—a stretch where, for a number of miles, the deep-gouged troughs of the snow-slides followed each other like the gullies in a rain-washed mudbank. Slide-time was in the Spring, of course, so the only trouble we encountered was in passing over the terribly violated mountainsides. If the trail came to the track of an avalanche far up on the mountainside, it meant descending a cut-bank to the scoured bedrock, click-clacking along over this with the shod hooves of the horses striking sparks at every step for a hundred yards or more, and then climbing out again. If the path of the destroyer was encountered low down, near the river, the way onward led over a fifty-feet-high pile of upended trees, boulders and sand. In nearly every instance one could see where the slides had dammed the stream a hundred feet high or more, and here and there were visible swaths cut in the timber of the further side, where the buffer of the opposite mountain had served to check the onrush.

The mountains rose higher and steeper as we traveled farther. The steeper the slopes, the more precarious the winter snow clung to the mountainsides. Finally, we entered a real avalanche zone—a stretch where, for miles, the deep grooves of snow slides followed one another like channels in a rain-soaked mudbank. Spring was slide season, so the only challenge we faced was crossing the severely damaged mountainsides. If the trail met an avalanche track high on the mountain, we had to go down a cut bank to reach the bare bedrock, carefully navigating this with the horses' shod hooves sparking with every step for a hundred yards or more, and then climbing back up. If we found the path of destruction lower down, near the river, we had to navigate over a fifty-foot-high pile of uprooted trees, boulders, and sand. In almost every case, we could see where the slides had blocked the stream more than a hundred feet high, and scattered throughout were visible paths cut in the trees on the far side, where the opposing mountain had helped to slow the rushing snow.

The going for the horses was hard at all times, but worst perhaps where the dam of a slide had checked the natural drainage and formed a bottomless bog too large for the trail to avoid. Here the hard-blown animals floundered belly deep in mud and rotten wood, as did also their riders when they had to slide from the saddles to give their mounts a chance to reach a solid footing. The polished granite of the runways of the slide was almost as bad, for here the horses were repeatedly down from slipping. My air-tread[Pg 44]ing, toe-dancing “Grayback” of the morning was gone in the back and legs long before we reached the end. My weight and the pace (Nixon was driving hard to reach a camping place before a fresh gathering of storm clouds were ready to break) had proved too much for him. The fighting light was gone from his eye, his head was between his legs, and his breath was expelled with a force that seemed to be scouring the lining from his bleeding nostrils. Dropping back to slacken his girths and breathe him a moment before leading him up the last long run of zigzags, I heard the sobbing diminuendo of the packtrain die out in the sombre depths above. It was like the shudder of sounds that rise through a blow-hole where the sea waves are pounding hard on the mouth of a subterranean grotto.

The journey for the horses was tough all the time, but maybe the worst part was where a landslide had blocked the natural drainage, creating a bottomless swamp too big for the trail to go around. Here, the exhausted animals struggled, sinking deep in mud and decaying wood, just like their riders when they had to jump off the saddles to give their horses a chance at solid ground. The slick granite of the slide's paths was almost as bad, with horses slipping repeatedly. My once energetic "Grayback" was out of steam long before we reached the end. My weight and the fast pace (Nixon was pushing hard to make it to a campsite before a new storm rolled in) had taken a toll on him. The spark was gone from his eyes, his head hung low, and he exhaled fiercely, as if trying to clear the blood from his nostrils. I fell back to loosen his girths and let him catch his breath for a moment before leading him up the final stretch of zigzags, and I heard the sorrowful fading sound of the pack train vanish in the dark depths above. It was like the faint echo of sounds rising through a blowhole where the ocean waves crash hard against a hidden grotto.

I had developed a warm and inclusive sympathy for “Grayback” before I reached the crest of that final shoulder of mountain we had to surmount, but lost most of it on the slide back to the valley when, in lieu of anything else to hand as he found himself slipping, he started to canter up my spine. I found Nixon and Jim throwing off packs on a narrow strip of moss-covered bottom between the drop-curtain of the fir-covered mountainside and the bank of the creek. It was practically the only place for a camp anywhere in the closely-walled valley. Slide-wreckage claimed all the rest of it. An upward trickle of lilac smoke a half mile above told where Harmon’s outfit had effected some sort of lodgment, but it was on a geesly slither of wet side-hill, Nixon said, and badly exposed[Pg 45] to the wind that was always sucking down from the glacier.

I had developed a warm and inclusive sympathy for “Grayback” before I reached the top of that last shoulder of the mountain we had to climb, but I lost most of it on the way back down to the valley when, with nothing else to grab onto, he started to canter up my back. I found Nixon and Jim dropping their packs on a narrow strip of moss-covered ground between the steep fir-covered mountainside and the banks of the creek. It was practically the only spot to set up camp anywhere in the tightly enclosed valley. All the rest was taken up by slide debris. A thin wisp of lilac smoke half a mile up showed where Harmon’s group had managed to set up camp, but according to Nixon, it was on a dangerously slippery section of wet hillside and was poorly sheltered from the wind that constantly blew down from the glacier.[Pg 45]

The moss underfoot was saturated with water, but with an hour of daylight and pines close at hand this was a matter of small moment. We were well under cover by the time the snuffer of the darkness clapped sharply down, and with a good day’s supply of wood for stove and camp-fire piled up outside the tent. Not having stopped for lunch on the trail, we were all rather “peckish” (to use Nixon’s expression) by the time dinner was ready. After that there was nothing much to bother about. Nixon told goat hunting stories all evening, putting a fresh edge on his axe the while with a little round pocket whetstone. A Canadian guide is as cranky about his private and personal axe as a Chicago clothing drummer is about his razors. So it was only to be expected that Nixon took it a bit hard when Roos had employed his keenly whetted implement to crack open a hunk of quartz with. That was the reason, doubtless, why most of his stories had to do with the fool escapades of various of the geesly (that was Nixon’s favourite term of contempt, and a very expressive one it was) tenderfeet he had guided. But one of his yarns (and I think a true one) was of a time that he was caught by a storm at ten thousand feet in the Rockies and had to spend the night on the rocks a mile above the timber-line. Lightly dressed and without a blanket, the only protection he had from a temperature many degrees below freezing was from the carcasses of the two freshly-shot goats that had lured him there. Splitting these[Pg 46] down the middle with his hunting knife, he had covered himself with them, entrails and all, in the hope that the remaining animal heat would keep him alive till daylight. Man and goat were frozen to one stiff mass by morning, but the man had still enough vitality to crack himself loose and descend to his camp. The exposure and hardship some of these northwest mountaineers have survived is almost beyond belief.

The moss underfoot was soaked, but with an hour of daylight left and pines nearby, it was no big deal. We were well sheltered by the time the darkness fell sharply, and we had a good supply of wood for the stove and campfire stacked outside the tent. Since we didn’t stop for lunch on the trail, we were all pretty “peckish” (as Nixon would say) by the time dinner was ready. After that, there wasn’t much to worry about. Nixon shared goat hunting stories all evening, sharpening his axe with a small round pocket whetstone at the same time. A Canadian guide is as picky about his personal axe as a Chicago salesman is about his razors. So it wasn't surprising that Nixon took it pretty hard when Roos used his well-sharpened tool to break open a chunk of quartz. That’s probably why most of his stories revolved around the foolish antics of various geesly (Nixon's favorite term of contempt, and quite fitting too) tenderfeet he had guided. But one of his tales (and I believe it's true) was about a time he got caught in a storm at ten thousand feet in the Rockies and had to spend the night on the rocks, a mile above the tree line. Dressed lightly and without a blanket, the only thing keeping him from freezing in the temperatures far below freezing was the bodies of the two freshly-shot goats that had lured him there. He split them open with his hunting knife and covered himself with them, entrails and all, hoping that the remaining warmth would keep him alive until daylight. By morning, man and goat were frozen into one stiff mass, but the man still had enough strength to break free and make his way back to camp. The amount of exposure and hardship that some of these northwest mountaineers have endured is almost unbelievable.

I went to sleep with the sizzle of snowflakes on the dying embers of the camp-fire in my ears, and awoke to find the tent roof sagging down on my ear under the weight of a heavy night’s fall. The storm was over for the moment, but the clouds were still lurking ominously above the glacier, and there was little light for pictures. Harmon, crossing the several channels of the creek on fallen logs, came over later in the day. He had been storm-bound ever since his arrival, he said, and had done nothing at all in taking either stills or movies yet. But fires and smoke were finished for the year now, he added philosophically, and it was his intention to remain until he got what he was after. Before he left he told me something of his work. “Stills,” it appeared, were the main thing with him; his movie work was carried on merely as a side-line to pay the expenses of trips he could not otherwise afford. He had been photographing in the Selkirks and Rockies for a dozen years, and he would not be content to rest until the sets of negatives—as nearly perfect as they could be made—of every notable peak and valley of western Canada. Then he was going to hold a grand exhibition of mountain photographs at Banff and retire. The Lake of the Hanging Gla[Pg 47]ciers was one of the very few great scenic features he had never photographed, and he only hoped he would be able to do it justice. The fine reverence of Harmon’s attitude toward the mountains that he loved was completely beyond Roos’ ken. “I never worries about not doing ’em justice—not for a minute. What does worry me is whether or not these cracked up lakes and glaciers are going to turn out worth my coming in to do justice to. Get me?” “Yes, I think so,” replied the veteran with a very patient smile.

I went to sleep with the sound of snowflakes hitting the dying embers of the campfire in my ears, and I woke up to find the tent roof sagging down on my ear from the weight of a heavy night's snowfall. The storm had passed for now, but the clouds still loomed ominously above the glacier, and there wasn't much light for photos. Harmon, who crossed the various channels of the creek on fallen logs, came over later in the day. He said he had been stuck there since he arrived and hadn’t taken any stills or movies yet. But fires and smoke were done for the year now, he added thoughtfully, and he planned to stay until he got what he was after. Before he left, he told me about his work. “Stills,” it turned out, were his main focus; his movie work was just a side gig to cover trips he wouldn’t be able to afford otherwise. He had been photographing in the Selkirks and Rockies for twelve years and wouldn’t rest until he had a complete set of negatives—perfect as they could be—of every notable peak and valley in western Canada. Then he planned to hold a grand exhibition of mountain photographs in Banff and retire. The Lake of the Hanging Glaciers was one of the few great scenic features he had never photographed, and he just hoped he could do it justice. Harmon’s deep respect for the mountains he loved was completely beyond Roos’ understanding. “I never worry about doing them justice—not for a minute. What does worry me is whether these messed-up lakes and glaciers are going to be worth my trip to try to do them justice. You get me?” “Yes, I think so,” replied the veteran with a very patient smile.


CHAPTER III

AT THE GLACIER

Snow flurries kept us close to camp all that day. The next one, the sixteenth, was better, though still quite hopeless for movie work. After lunch we set out on foot for the big glacier, a mile above, from which the creek took its life. The clouds still hung too low to allow anything of the mountains to be seen, but one had the feeling of moving in a long narrow tunnel through which a cold jet of air was constantly being forced. A few hundred yards above our camp was a frightful zone of riven trees mixed with gravel and boulders. It was one of the strangest, one of the savagest spots I ever saw. It was the battle ground of two rival avalanches, Nixon explained, two great slides which, with the impetus of six or eight thousand feet of run driving uncounted millions of tons of snow and earth, met there every spring in primeval combat. No man had ever seen the fantastic onslaught (for no man could reach that point in the springtime), but it was certain that the remains of it made a mighty dam all the way across the valley. Then the creek would be backed up half way to the glacier, when it would accumulate enough power to sweep the obstruction away and scatter it down to the Columbia.

Snow flurries kept us close to camp all day. The next day, the sixteenth, was better, though still pretty hopeless for shooting any movies. After lunch, we set out on foot to the big glacier, a mile up, which fed the creek. The clouds were still too low to see any part of the mountains, but it felt like we were moving through a long, narrow tunnel with a constant cold breeze. A few hundred yards above our camp was a terrifying zone of broken trees mixed with gravel and boulders. It was one of the strangest, wildest places I had ever seen. Nixon explained that it was the battlefield of two rival avalanches, two massive slides which, with the force of six or eight thousand feet of descent driving countless tons of snow and earth, clashed there every spring in a primal struggle. No one had ever witnessed the incredible assault (since no one could reach that point in springtime), but it was clear that the aftermath created a huge dam across the valley. Then the creek would get backed up halfway to the glacier until it built enough force to clear the blockage and carry it down to the Columbia.

Straight down the respective paths of the rival slides, and almost exactly opposite each other, tumbled two splendid cascades. The hovering storm clouds[Pg 49] cut off further view of them a few hundred feet above the valley, but Nixon said that they came plunging like that for thousands of feet, from far up into the belt of perpetual snow. The one to the east (which at the moment seemed to be leaping straight out of the heart of a sinister slaty-purple patch of cumulonimbus) drained the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers; that to the west a desolate rock and ice-walled valley which was rimmed by some of the highest summits in the Selkirks. Our road to the lake would be wet with the spray of the former for a good part of the distance.

Straight down the rival slides, and almost directly opposite each other, two magnificent waterfalls crashed down. The dark storm clouds [Pg 49] blocked our view of them a few hundred feet above the valley, but Nixon mentioned that they fell for thousands of feet, coming down from far in the belt of perpetual snow. The one to the east (which at that moment appeared to be leaping straight out of a foreboding slaty-purple patch of cumulonimbus) drained the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers; the one to the west descended into a desolate valley surrounded by ice and rock, bordered by some of the tallest peaks in the Selkirks. Our path to the lake would be wet with the spray from the former for a good part of the way.

We were scrambling through a land of snow-slides all the way to the glacier. For the first half mile patches of stunted fir survived here and there, due to being located in the lee of some cliff or other rocky outcrop which served to deflect the springtime onslaughts from above; then all vegetation ceased and nothing but snow-churned and ice-ground rock fragments remained. All along the last quarter of a mile the successive stages of the glacier’s retreat were marked by great heaps of pulverized rock, like the tailings at the mouth of a mine. Only the face of the glacier and the yawning ice caves were visible under the cloud-pall. The queerly humped uplift of the “dragon” moraine could be dimly guessed in the shifting mists that whirled and eddied in the icy draughts from the caves.

We were navigating through a land of snow slides all the way to the glacier. For the first half mile, patches of stunted fir trees managed to survive here and there, sheltered by some cliff or rocky outcrop that helped deflect the springtime assaults from above; then all vegetation vanished, and only snow-scattered and ice-worn rock fragments were left. Throughout the last quarter of a mile, the stages of the glacier's retreat were marked by large piles of crushed rock, resembling the debris at the mouth of a mine. Only the face of the glacier and the gaping ice caves were visible under the cloud cover. The oddly humped rise of the "dragon" moraine could be vaguely seen in the swirling mists that twisted and whirled in the cold drafts from the caves.

Our principal object in going up to the grottoes on so inclement a day was to experiment with our dynamite on the ice, with a view to turning our knowledge to practical use in making artificial icebergs for the movies in the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers. Se[Pg 50]lecting what looked like a favourable spot at the base of what seemed a “fracturable” pinnacle of grey-green ice, we dug a three-feet-deep hole with a long-handled chisel, pushed in two sticks of sixty per cent. dynamite, tamped it hard with snow after attaching a lengthy fuse, touched a match to the latter and retired to a safe distance. The result, to put it in Roos’ latest imported slang, was an “oil can,” which connotes about the same thing as fizzle, I took it. There’s a deal of kick in two sticks of “sixty per” set off in rock, but here it was simply an exuberant “whouf” after the manner of a blowing porpoise. A jet of soft snow and ice shot up some distance, but the pinnacle never trembled. And the hole opened up was smooth-sided and clean, as if melted out with hot water. Not the beginning of a crack radiated from it. Jim opined that a slower burning powder might crack ice, but there was certainly no hope of “sixty per” doing the trick. It was evident that we would have to find some other way of making artificial icebergs. We did. We made them of rock. But I won’t anticipate.

Our main goal in heading to the grottoes on such a miserable day was to test our dynamite on the ice, intending to use our knowledge for practical purposes in creating artificial icebergs for the movies in the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers. We chose what seemed like a good spot at the base of what looked like a “fracturable” peak of grey-green ice, dug a three-foot-deep hole with a long-handled chisel, inserted two sticks of sixty percent dynamite, packed it tightly with snow after attaching a long fuse, lit it, and retreated to a safe distance. The outcome, to use Roos’ latest slang, was an “oil can,” which means about the same thing as a fizzle, as I understood it. There’s a lot of power in two sticks of “sixty per” set off in rock, but here it just resulted in a cheerful “whouf” like a blowing porpoise. A spray of soft snow and ice shot up a short distance, but the peak didn’t shake at all. The hole was smooth and clean, as if it had been melted by hot water. Not a single crack spread from it. Jim suggested that a slower-burning powder might crack ice, but it was clear that “sixty per” wasn’t going to do the job. It was obvious we needed to find another way to create artificial icebergs. We did. We made them out of rock. But I won’t spoil the surprise.

It snowed again in the night, snowed itself out for a while. The following morning it was warm and brilliantly clear, and for the first time there was a chance to see what sort of a place it was to which we had entered. For a space the height and abruptness of the encompassing walls seemed almost appalling; it was more like looking up out of an immeasurably vast crater than from a valley. All around there were thousands of feet of sheer rocky cliff upon which no snow could effect a lodgment; and above these more thousands of feet solid with the glittering green of[Pg 51] glacial ice and the polished marble of eternal snow. The jagged patch of sky was a vivid imperial blue, bright and solid-looking like a fragment of rich old porcelain. The morning sun, cutting through the sharp notches between the southeastern peaks, was dappling the snow fields of the western walls in gay splashes of flaming rose and saffron, interspersed with mottled shadows of indigo and deep purple. Reflected back to the still shadowed slopes of the eastern walls, these bolder colours became a blended iridescence of amethyst, lemon and pale misty lavender. The creek flowed steely cold, with fluffs of grey-wool on the riffles. The tree patches were black, dead funereal black, throwing back no ray of light from their down-swooping branches. The air was so clear that it seemed almost to have assumed a palpability of its own. One imagined things floating in it; even that it might tinkle to the snip of a finger nail, like a crystal rim.

It snowed again overnight, covering everything for a while. The next morning was warm and brilliantly clear, and for the first time, we could see what kind of place we had entered. For a moment, the height and steepness of the surrounding walls felt almost overwhelming; it felt more like looking up from an incredibly vast crater than from a valley. All around us were thousands of feet of sheer rock cliffs where no snow could settle; above that, more thousands of feet filled with the sparkling green of glacial ice and the smooth white of eternal snow. The jagged bit of sky was a vibrant imperial blue, bright and solid, like a piece of rich old porcelain. The morning sun, shining through the sharp notches between the southeastern peaks, dappled the snowfields of the western walls with bright splashes of flaming rose and saffron, mixed with mottled shadows of indigo and deep purple. Reflected back to the still shadowy slopes of the eastern walls, these bold colors became a blended shimmer of amethyst, lemon, and pale misty lavender. The creek flowed icy cold, with tufts of grey wool on the riffles. The patches of trees were black, dead, and funeral-like, reflecting no light from their drooping branches. The air was so clear that it almost felt tangible. One could imagine things floating in it; it even seemed like it could chime at the touch of a fingernail, like a crystal rim.

In movies as in hay-making, one has to step lively while the sun shines. This was the first good shooting light we had had, and no time was lost in taking advantage of it. Long before the sun had reached the bottom of the valley we were picking our way up toward the foot of the glacier, this time on horseback. Early as we had started, the enterprising Harmon had been still earlier. He was finishing his shots of the face of the glacier and the mouth of the ice caves as we came up. He would now leave the field clear for Roos for an hour, he said, while he climbed to the cliffs above the glacier to make a goat-hunting picture. That finished, he would return and, by the light of his[Pg 52] flares both parties could shoot the interior of the ice caves. Before starting on his long climb, Harmon briefly outlined the scenario of his “goat” picture, part of which had already been shot. Two prospectors—impersonated by his guide and packer—having been in the mountains for many weeks without a change of diet, had become terribly sick of bacon. Finally, when one of them had disgustedly thrown his plate of it on the ground, even the camp dog, after a contemptuous sniff, had turned his back. He had had no trouble in getting the men to register “disgust,” Harmon explained, but that “contemptuous sniff” business with the dog was more difficult. After their voracious Airedale pup had wolfed three plates of bacon without paying the least heed to the director’s attempts to frighten him off at the psychological moment, they had tried thin strips of birch-bark, trimmed to represent curling rashers. Even these the hungry canine had persisted in licking, probably because they came from a greasy plate. Finally Harmon hit upon the expedient of anointing the birch-bark rashers with some of the iodine carried as an antiseptic in the event of cuts and scratches. “If the pup ate it, of course it would die,” he explained; “but that would be no more than he deserved in such a case.” But the plan worked perfectly. After his first eager lick, the outraged canine had “sniffed contemptuously” at the pungent fumes of the iodine, and then backed out of the picture with a wolfish snarl on his lifted lip.

In movies, just like in hay-making, you have to move quickly while the sun is out. This was the first good lighting we had, and we weren’t going to waste it. Long before the sun dipped down into the valley, we were carefully making our way up toward the foot of the glacier, this time on horseback. Although we started early, the ambitious Harmon had already been at it even earlier. He was wrapping up his shots of the glacier face and the entrances of the ice caves as we arrived. He said he would clear the area for Roos for an hour while he climbed up to the cliffs above the glacier to film a goat-hunting scene. Once that was done, he would come back, and with the light from his[Pg 52] flares, both groups could film the inside of the ice caves. Before he began his long ascent, Harmon quickly described the plot of his “goat” scene, part of which had already been filmed. Two prospectors—played by his guide and packer—had been in the mountains for weeks on end without a change in their meals and were sick to death of bacon. Finally, when one of them disgustedly tossed his plate on the ground, even the camp dog, after a disdainful sniff, turned away. Harmon said he had no trouble getting the men to show “disgust,” but that “contemptuous sniff” from the dog was trickier. After their greedy Airedale pup scarfed down three plates of bacon without paying any mind to the director’s attempts to scare him away at the right moment, they tried using thin strips of birch bark, cut to look like curling bacon. Even those the hungry dog kept licking, probably because they came from a greasy plate. Finally, Harmon came up with the idea of coating the birch bark strips with some of the iodine he carried as antiseptic for cuts and scrapes. “If the pup ate it, of course he would die,” he explained, “but that would be no more than he deserved in such a case.” But the plan worked perfectly. After his first eager lick, the offended dog “sniffed contemptuously” at the strong smell of the iodine and then backed out of the shot with a fierce snarl on his curled lip.

Thanks to Byron Harmon, Banff
FACING THE ENTRANCE OF THE ICE CAVE

Thanks to Byron Harmon, Banff
WHERE THE HANGING GLACIER IS ABOUT TO FALL

Then the packer registered “fresh meat hunger” (“cut-in” of a butcher shop to be made later), immediately after which the guide pointed to the cliffs [Pg 53]above the camp where some wild goats were frisking. By the aid of his long-distance lens, Harmon had shot the goats as they would appear through the binoculars the guide and packers excitedly passed back and forth between them. And now they were going forth to shoot the goats. Or rather they were going forth to “shoot” the goats, for these had already been shot with a rifle. In order to avoid loss of time in packing his cumbersome apparatus about over the cliffs, Harmon had sent out Conrad, his Swiss guide, the previous afternoon, with orders to shoot a goat—as fine a specimen as possible—and leave it in some picturesque spot where a re-shooting could be “shot” with the camera when the clouds lifted. The keen-eyed Tyrolese had experienced little difficulty in bringing down two goats. One of these—a huge “Billy”—he had left at the brink of a cliff a couple of thousand feet above the big glacier, and the other—a half-grown kid—he had brought into camp to cut up for the “meat-guzzling” shots with which guide, packer and canine were to indulge in as a finale. It was a cleverly conceived “nature” picture, one with a distinct “educational” value; or at least it was such when viewed from “behind the camera.” Roos was plainly jealous over it, but, as he had no goats of his own, and as Harmon’s goat was hardly likely to be “borrowable” after bouncing on rock pinnacles for a thousand feet, there was nothing to do about it. He would have to make up by putting it over Harmon on his “glacier stuff,” he said philosophically. And he did; though it was only through the virtuosity of his chief actor.

Then the packer registered "fresh meat hunger" (“cut-in” for a butcher shop to be made later), right after which the guide pointed to the cliffs [Pg 53]above the camp where some wild goats were playing. Using his long-distance lens, Harmon had captured images of the goats as they appeared through the binoculars the guide and packers excitedly passed between them. And now they were heading out to shoot the goats. Or rather, they were going out to “shoot” the goats, since these had already been shot with a rifle. To save time hauling his bulky gear around the cliffs, Harmon had sent Conrad, his Swiss guide, out the previous afternoon with instructions to shoot a goat—as fine a specimen as possible—and leave it in a picturesque spot where it could be “shot” again with the camera when the clouds cleared. The sharp-eyed Tyrolese had little trouble bringing down two goats. One of these—a massive “Billy”—he left at the edge of a cliff a couple of thousand feet above the big glacier, and the other—a half-grown kid—he brought to camp to prepare for the “meat-guzzling” shots that guide, packer, and dog were going to enjoy as a finale. It was a cleverly conceived “nature” picture, one with distinct “educational” value; at least, it was when seen from “behind the camera.” Roos was clearly jealous about it, but since he had no goats of his own, and since Harmon’s goat was hardly going to be “borrowable” after bouncing down rock pinnacles for a thousand feet, there was nothing to be done. He would have to make up for it by outperforming Harmon on his “glacier stuff,” he said philosophically. And he did; though it was only through the talent of his main actor.

Harmon had confined his glacier shots to one of his[Pg 54] party riding up over the rocks, and another of it grouped at the entrance of the largest cave and looking in. Being an old mountaineer, he was disinclined to take any unnecessary chances in stirring up a racket under hanging ice. Roos was new to the mountains, so didn’t labour under any such handicap. His idea was to bring the whole outfit right up the middle of the stream and on into the cave. The approach and the entrance into the mouth of the cave were to be shot first from the outside, and then, in silhouette, from the inside.

Harmon had limited his glacier photos to one of his[Pg 54] group climbing over the rocks and another of them gathered at the entrance of the largest cave, looking inside. Being an experienced mountaineer, he didn't want to take any unnecessary risks by causing a disturbance under the hanging ice. Roos was new to the mountains, so he didn't have that concern. His plan was to take the whole group right up the middle of the stream and into the cave. They were going to capture the approach and the entrance of the cave first from the outside and then, in silhouette, from the inside.

Nixon, pointing out that the roof of the cave had settled two or three feet since we were there yesterday and that the heat seemed to be honeycombing all the lower end of the glacier pretty badly, said that he didn’t like the idea of taking horses inside, but would do so if it would make a better picture that way. He was quite willing to take chances if there was any reason for it. But what he did object to was trying to take the horses up the middle of the stream over big boulders when it would be perfectly plain to any one who saw the picture that there was comparatively smooth going on either side. “You can easy break a hawss’ leg in one of them geesly holes,” he complained; “but the loss of a hawss isn’t a patch to what I’d feel to have some guy that I’ve worked with see the pictur’ and think I picked that sluiceway as the best way up.”

Nixon pointed out that the roof of the cave had settled two or three feet since we were there yesterday and that the heat seemed to be damaging all the lower end of the glacier pretty badly. He said he didn’t like the idea of taking horses inside, but he would do it if it would make a better picture. He was willing to take chances if there was a good reason for it. But what he didn’t want was to try to take the horses up the middle of the stream over big boulders when it was obvious to anyone who saw the picture that there was relatively smooth ground on either side. “You can easily break a horse’s leg in one of those geesly holes,” he complained; “but losing a horse isn’t nearly as bad as what I’d feel if someone I’ve worked with saw the picture and thought I chose that sluiceway as the best way up.”

Roos replied with a rush of technical argument in which there was much about “continuity” and “back-lighting,” and something about using the “trick crank so that the action can be speeded up when it’s run.”[Pg 55] Not knowing the answer to any of this, Nixon finally shrugged his shoulders helplessly and signalled for Jim to bring up the horses. There was no need of a “trick crank” to speed up the action in the stream, for that glacial torrent, a veritable cascade, had carried away everything in its course save boulders four or five feet high. Nixon, in a bit of a temper, hit the ditch as though he were riding a steeplechase. So did Jim and Gordon. All three of them floundered through without mishap. “Grayback” tried to climb up on the tip of a submerged boulder, slipped with all four feet at once and went over sidewise. I kicked out my stirrups, but hit the water head first, getting considerably rolled and more than considerably wet. To Roos’ great indignation, this occurred just outside the picture, but he had the delicacy not to ask me to do it over again.

Roos responded with a flurry of technical jargon about “continuity” and “back-lighting,” mentioning something about using the “trick crank to speed up the action when it’s played back.”[Pg 55] Not knowing what any of that meant, Nixon finally shrugged helplessly and signaled for Jim to bring up the horses. There was no need for a “trick crank” to speed up the action in the stream, since that icy torrent, practically a waterfall, had swept away everything in its path except for boulders that were four or five feet high. Nixon, a bit annoyed, hit the ditch like he was in a steeplechase. So did Jim and Gordon. All three of them managed to get through without any problems. “Grayback” tried to climb onto the edge of a submerged boulder, slipped with all four feet at once, and tipped over sideways. I kicked out my stirrups but ended up hitting the water headfirst, getting completely rolled and really soaked. To Roos’ great frustration, this happened just outside the frame, but he was polite enough not to ask me to do it again.

Taking the horses inside the cave was a distinctly ticklish performance, though there could be no question of its effectiveness as a picture. Roos set up a hundred feet in from the fifty-feet-wide, twenty-feet-high mouth and directed us to ride forward until a broad splashing jet of water from the roof blocked our way, and then swing round and beat it out. “Beat it out snappy!” he repeated. “Get me?” “Yep, I got you,” muttered Nixon; “you’re in luck if nothin’ else does.”

Taking the horses into the cave was a tricky task, but there was no doubt it looked impressive. Roos positioned himself a hundred feet in from the fifty-foot-wide, twenty-foot-high entrance and instructed us to ride forward until a wide splash of water from the ceiling stopped us, then turn around and get out quickly. “Get out fast!” he repeated. “Got it?” “Yeah, I got it,” Nixon muttered, “you’re lucky if nothing bad happens.”

The ice that arched above the entrance looked to me like the salt-eaten packing round an ice-cream can as we pushed up and under it. The horses could hardly have noticed this, and it must have been their instincts—their good sound horse-sense—that warned them[Pg 56] that a dark hole full of hollow crackings and groanings and the roar of falling water was no place for self-respecting equines to venture. It took a deal of spurring and swearing to force them inside, and most of the linear distance gained was covered in circles on their hind legs. It was old “Grayback” whose nerves gave way first; he that started the stampede back to light and sunshine. There was no question but what we “beat it snappy.”

The ice that arched above the entrance looked to me like the salt-encrusted packing around an ice cream container as we pushed up and under it. The horses probably didn’t notice this, and it must have been their instincts—their good horse sense—that told them a dark hole full of hollow cracking and groaning and the roar of falling water was no place for respectable horses to go. It took a lot of spurring and swearing to get them inside, and most of the distance we made was just them turning in circles on their back legs. It was old “Grayback” whose nerves gave out first; he was the one who started the stampede back to the light and sunshine. There was no doubt we “beat it fast.”[Pg 56]

Roos came out rubbing his hands gleefully. “That photographed like a million dollars,” he cried with enthusiasm. “Now just one thing more....” And forthwith he revealed what had been in his heart ever since he chanced onto that “natural shower bath” in the cave the previous afternoon. No one could deny that it was a natural shower bath. And since it was a natural shower bath, what could be more natural than for some one to take a shower under it? How would Nixon feel about trying it? Or Jim? He admitted that it might be something of a shock, but he was willing to make that all right. Would ten dollars be fair? Or say twenty? Or why not twenty-five? He knew Mr. Chester didn’t reckon cost when it was a question of getting a high class, he might say a unique, picture. Now which should it be? Nixon, a bit snappily, said his rheumatism put him out of the running, and Jim was equally decided. Money wouldn’t tempt him to go even into the Columbia at Windermere, let alone a liquid icicle under a glacier.

Roos came out rubbing his hands happily. “That looked like a million bucks,” he exclaimed eagerly. “Now just one more thing...” And right away, he revealed what had been on his mind ever since he stumbled upon that “natural shower” in the cave the day before. No one could deny that it was a natural shower. And since it was a natural shower, what could be more natural than someone taking a shower under it? How would Nixon feel about giving it a shot? Or Jim? He acknowledged that it might be a bit shocking, but he was ready to make it worth their while. Would ten dollars be fair? Or maybe twenty? Or even twenty-five? He knew Mr. Chester wouldn't worry about the cost when it came to getting a top-notch, he might say unique, picture. So which one should it be? Nixon, a bit annoyed, said his rheumatism ruled him out, and Jim was equally firm. Money wouldn’t lure him into the Columbia at Windermere, let alone a liquid icicle under a glacier.

And right then and there I did a thing which Roos maintained to the end of our partnership repaid him for all the grief and worry I had caused him to date,[Pg 57] and much that was still to accrue. “Since I’ve got to take a bath and dry these wet togs out sooner or later,” I said with a great assumption of nonchalance, “perhaps the ice cave will do as well as anywhere else. Just promise me you won’t spring a flare on the scene, and build a fire to dry my clothes by....” Roos was gathering wood for a fire before I finished speaking. As for the flares, Harmon had not given him any yet. It was only a silhouette he wanted—but that would show up like a million dollars in the spray and ice. There never had been such a picture; perhaps would never be again. I wasn’t joking, was I? And primitive....

And right then and there, I did something that Roos insisted, until the end of our partnership, made up for all the trouble and stress I had caused him so far,[Pg 57] and a lot more that was yet to come. “Since I’ve got to take a bath and dry these wet clothes sooner or later,” I said, trying to act casual, “maybe the ice cave will work just as well as anywhere else. Just promise me you won’t set off a flare and start a fire to dry my clothes by....” Roos was gathering wood for a fire before I even finished my sentence. As for the flares, Harmon hadn’t given him any yet. He only wanted a silhouette—but that would show up like a million bucks in the spray and ice. There had never been a picture like it; maybe there never would be again. I wasn’t joking, was I? And it felt so primitive....

“Go on and set up,” I cut in with. “I’ll be there by the time you’re ready to shoot. And don’t ever let me hear you say primitive again. Oh, yes—and you needn’t remind me to ‘Be snappy!’ There won’t be any trouble on that score. Just make sure your lens is fast enough to catch the action.”

“Go ahead and set up,” I interrupted. “I’ll be there by the time you’re ready to shoot. And don’t ever let me hear you say primitive again. Oh, and you don’t need to remind me to ‘Be snappy!’ There won’t be any issue with that. Just make sure your lens is fast enough to catch the action.”

I’ve had many a plunge overboard off the California coast that shocked me more than that “natural shower bath” did, but never a one with so exhilarant a reaction. Stripping off my wet clothes by the fire, I slipped into my big hooded “lammy” coat and hippity-hopped into the cave. Roos, set up ten yards inside the splashing jet from the roof, was already standing by to shoot. At his call of “Action!” I jumped out of my coat and into the black, unsparkling column of water. There was a sharp sting to the impact, but it imparted nothing of the numbing ache that accompanies immersion in water a number of degrees less cold than this—a feeling which I came[Pg 58] later to know only too well on the Columbia. Nixon had warned me against tempting Providence again by making any unnecessary racket in the cave, but it was no use. No one could have the fun that I was having and not holler. It was against nature. Whooping like a Comanche, I continued my hydro-terpsichorean revel until a muffled “Nuff” from Roos called a halt. He had come to the end of his roll. I have been in more of a shiver coming out of the Adriatic at the Lido in August than I was when I ambled back to dry off by the fire and the sunshine. Glowing with warmth, I even loafed along with my dressing, as one does at Waikiki.

I’ve jumped overboard many times off the California coast that shocked me more than that “natural shower bath” did, but never had such an exhilarating reaction. After peeling off my wet clothes by the fire, I slipped into my big hooded “lammy” coat and hopped into the cave. Roos, set up ten yards inside the splashing water from the roof, was already ready to shoot. When he yelled “Action!” I jumped out of my coat and into the dark, non-sparkling waterfall. The impact stung sharply, but it didn't give me the numbing ache that comes with being in water a few degrees warmer than this—a feeling I later knew all too well on the Columbia. Nixon had warned me against making unnecessary noise in the cave, but it was pointless. No one could have the kind of fun I was having and not shout. It was just unnatural. Whooping like a Comanche, I continued my water dance until a muffled “Nuff” from Roos called for a stop. He had reached the end of his roll. I’ve felt colder coming out of the Adriatic at the Lido in August than I did when I walked back to dry off by the fire and in the sunshine. Feeling warm, I even took my time getting dressed, just like you do at Waikiki.

“You’d make a fortune pulling the rough stuff in the movies,” Roos exclaimed, patting me on the back. “You’ve got everything the real gripping cave-man has to have—size, beef, a suggestion of brutal, elemental force, primitive....” I chucked a burning brand at him and went over to borrow Nixon’s glass. A shot from far up the cliffs told that Harmon’s “goat-hunt” was in full cry. The real thrill of the day was about to come off; rather more of a thrill, indeed, than any one was prepared for, Harmon included.

“You could make a killing doing the tough stuff in movies,” Roos said, giving me a friendly slap on the back. “You’ve got everything a real, gripping cave-man needs—size, strength, a hint of raw, primal power, primitive…” I tossed a burning stick at him and walked over to borrow Nixon’s glass. A shot rang out from high up the cliffs, signaling that Harmon’s “goat-hunt” was in full swing. The real excitement of the day was about to happen; definitely more excitement than anyone was ready for, including Harmon.

MY SHOWER BATH IN AN ICE CAVE (left)
WARMING UP AFTER MY GLACIAL SHOWER BATH (right)

ROSS AND HARMON. DRAGON MORAINE IN THE DISTANCE (above)
THE HORSES AT THE ENTRANCE OF THE ICE CAVE (below)

While we had been filming our “cave stuff” Harmon had finished setting the stage for his picture. He had two shots to make—one of his packers firing at the goat at the top of the cliff, and the other of the body of the goat falling to the glacier. Conrad, the Tyrolean, climbing like a fly, had scaled the face of the cliff and was standing by for the signal to start the goat “falling.” The shot which had attracted my [Pg 59]attention had been the packer discharging his rifle at the goat, which had been propped up in a life-like position, as though peering down onto the glacier. Harmon was still cranking when I got him in focus, while the packer had jumped to his feet and was executing a pas seul evidently intended to convey the impression he had made a hit. A curl of blue smoke from his rifle was still floating in the air. They had contrived that effective little touch by dribbling a bit of melted butter down the barrel before firing. Smokeless powder is hardly “tell-tale” enough for movie work.

While we were filming our “cave stuff,” Harmon had finished setting up for his shot. He had two scenes to film—one of his packers shooting at the goat at the top of the cliff, and the other of the goat's body falling onto the glacier. Conrad, the Tyrolean, was climbing the cliff effortlessly and was ready for the signal to start the goat “falling.” The shot that caught my attention was the packer firing his rifle at the goat, which had been positioned realistically, as if looking down at the glacier. Harmon was still cranking the camera when I got him in focus, while the packer jumped up and was performing a solo dance, clearly meant to suggest he had made a hit. A wisp of blue smoke from his rifle lingered in the air. They cleverly added that little detail by dripping some melted butter down the barrel before firing. Smokeless powder just isn’t dramatic enough for movie work.

Harmon now moved over and set up at the foot of the cliff, apparently to get as near as possible to the point where the goat was going to hit. As the sequel proves, he judged his position to a hair. Now he made his signal. I saw the flutter of his handkerchief. The goat gave a convulsive leap, and then shot straight out over the brink of the cliff. From where we stood I could plainly see the useful Conrad “pulling the strings,” but from where Harmon was set up this would hardly show. He was too careful to overlook a point like that in a “nature picture.” The white body caromed sharply off a couple of projecting ledges, and then, gathering momentum, began to describe a great parabola which promised to carry it right to the foot of the cliff.

Harmon moved over and set up at the bottom of the cliff, apparently to get as close as possible to where the goat was about to land. As it turned out, he judged his position perfectly. He made his signal. I saw the flutter of his handkerchief. The goat took a sudden leap and then shot straight over the edge of the cliff. From where we were standing, I could clearly see Conrad "pulling the strings," but from Harmon’s position, this would be less obvious. He was too careful to miss a detail like that in a "nature picture." The white body bounced sharply off a couple of jutting ledges, and then, picking up speed, began to form a large curve that seemed ready to carry it right to the base of the cliff.

I had kept my eyes glued to the glass from the start, but it was Nixon’s unaided vision which was first to catch the drift of what was impending. “You couldn’t drive a six-hawss team ’tween the side o’ Mista Ha’mon’s head and the trail in the air that[Pg 60] geesly goat’s going to make passing by,” he said with a calculating drawl. “Not so su’ you could squeeze a pack-hawss through.” Then, a couple of seconds later: “No’ ev’n a big dawg.” And almost immediately: “By Gawd, it’s going to get him!”

I had kept my eyes glued to the glass from the start, but it was Nixon’s sharp eyes that first noticed what was coming. “You couldn’t fit a six-horse team between the side of Mr. Harmon’s head and the path in the air that [Pg 60] goat's going to make passing by,” he said with a slow drawl. “Not even enough space to squeeze a pack horse through.” Then, a couple of seconds later: “Not even a big dog.” And almost immediately: “By God, it’s going to get him!”

And that surely was what it looked like, to every one at least but the calmly cranking Harmon. He went on humping his back above the finder, and I could see the even rise and fall of his elbow against the snow. The dot of white had become a streak of grey, and it was the swift augmentation of this in his finder which finally (as he told me later) caused Harmon suddenly to duck. To me it looked as if the flying streak had passed right through him, but he was still there at the foot of his tripod after the Bolt of Wrath, striking the surface of the glacier with a resounding impact, threw up a fountain of pulverized snow and laid still. He was never quite sure whether it was the almost solid cushion of air or a side-swipe from a hoof or horn that joggled the tripod out of true. It was a near squeeze, for the flying body, which must have weighed all of two hundred pounds, was frozen hard as a rock. Conrad came staggering down with the remnants of the battered trunk over his shoulders. Only the heart and liver were fit to eat. The rest was a sausage of churned meat and bone splinters. There was no question about its fall having limbered it up.

And that’s definitely how it appeared, at least to everyone except the calmly focused Harmon. He kept hunching over the finder, and I could see his elbow steadily moving up and down against the snow. The little dot of white had turned into a streak of grey, and it was the quick change in his finder that finally (as he told me later) made Harmon suddenly duck. To me, it looked like the flying streak had gone right through him, but he was still standing there at the base of his tripod after the Bolt of Wrath, which hit the glacier's surface with a loud crash, sending up a spray of powdered snow that settled quickly. He was never quite sure whether it was the almost solid cushion of air or a brush from a hoof or horn that knocked the tripod off balance. It was a close call, as the flying object must have weighed around two hundred pounds and was frozen solid. Conrad stumbled down with the remains of the damaged carcass over his shoulders. Only the heart and liver were edible. The rest was a mix of ground meat and bone fragments. There was no doubt that the fall had broken things up.

The illumination of the cave by the calcium flares was beautiful beyond words to describe, or at least so I was told. The first one was a failure, through the outward draught of air carrying the smoke back onto[Pg 61] the cameras. I had set this off in a side gallery, about a hundred yards in from the mouth, with the idea of throwing a sort of concealed back light. Foolishly opening my eyes while the calcium was burning, I was completely blinded by the intense glare and did not regain my sight for several minutes. Harmon’s packer, who held the next flare set off—this time to the leeward of the cameras—had still worse luck. A flake of the sputtering calcium kicked back up his sleeve and inflicted a raw, round burn with half the colours of the spectrum showing in its concentric rings of singed cuticle. The chap displayed astonishing nerve in refusing to relinquish his grip on the handle of the flare and thus ruin the picture. I most certainly would never have done so myself. Roos described the glittering ice walls as a “veritable Aladdin’s Cave of jewels,” and only regretted that he couldn’t have had that lighting on my shower-bath.

The light from the calcium flares in the cave was indescribably beautiful, or so I was told. The first one didn’t work because the draft of air carried the smoke back onto[Pg 61] the cameras. I set it off in a side chamber, about a hundred yards in from the entrance, intending to create a sort of hidden backlight. I foolishly opened my eyes while the calcium was burning and was completely blinded by the bright light, not being able to see again for several minutes. Harmon’s packer, who lit the next flare—this time downwind of the cameras—had even worse luck. A piece of the sputtering calcium shot back up his sleeve, leaving a painful burn with half the colors of the spectrum visible in its concentric rings of singed skin. The guy showed incredible nerve by refusing to let go of the flare handle and ruin the shot. I definitely would not have been able to do that. Roos referred to the sparkling ice walls as a “real Aladdin’s Cave of jewels” and only wished he could have had that lighting in his shower.

That night we tried a camp-fire scene by flare. Roos set up on the further bank of the side channel of the creek which flowed past the tent. Between the door of the tent and the water a hole was dug in such a way that light from it would shine on a group in front of the tent but not on the lens of the camera. The glow from a flare burning in this hole represented the camp-fire. I was supposed to stroll up and tell a jovial story to Nixon, Jim and Gordon, who were to be “picked up” already seated around the fire. I made my entrance very snappily, but, unluckily, the blanket roll upon which I sat down spread out and let me back against the corner of the glowing sheet-iron stove, which was set up just inside the tent open[Pg 62]ing. Seeing I had not rolled out of the picture, Roos shouted for me to carry on, as it was the last flare. So, with the reek of burning wool rising behind me, I did carry on, making plausible gestures intended to convey the idea that the bit of comedy was just a humorous piece of by-play of my own. I carried on for something over half a minute. The only circumstance that prevented my carrying on my back the print of the corner of the stove for the rest of my days was the fact that the combined thicknesses of my duffle coat, lumberman’s shirt, sweater and heavy woollen undershirt were interposed to absorb the heat. The duffle coat was the worst sufferer, coming out with a bar-sinister branded most of the way through its half inch of pressed brown wool.

That night, we tried a campfire scene with a flare. Roos set up on the far bank of the side channel of the creek that flowed past the tent. A hole was dug between the tent door and the water so that the light would shine on the group in front of the tent, but not on the camera lens. The glow from the flare burning in this hole represented the campfire. I was supposed to walk up and tell a fun story to Nixon, Jim, and Gordon, who were already seated around the fire. I made my entrance really well, but unfortunately, the blanket roll I sat down on spread out and let me lean back against the corner of the glowing sheet-iron stove that was set up just inside the tent opening. Seeing that I hadn’t rolled out of the shot, Roos shouted for me to continue, as it was the last flare. So, with the smell of burning wool rising behind me, I kept going, making gestures that suggested the comedy was just a funny bit of my own. I continued for just over half a minute. The only reason I didn’t carry the print of the stove corner on my back for the rest of my life was that the combined thickness of my duffle coat, lumberjack shirt, sweater, and heavy wool undershirt absorbed the heat. The duffle coat suffered the most, coming out with a significant mark branded halfway through its half-inch thick pressed brown wool.


CHAPTER IV

THE LAKE OF THE HANGING GLACIERS

It was now neck-or-nothing with the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers picture. Having already been out much longer than we had expected to be, there were left only provisions for two days. Nixon had suggested making a hurried trip out and bringing in fresh supplies, but as the time set by Chester for his arrival for the Big Bend trip was already past, I did not feel warranted in prolonging the present jaunt any further. If the morrow was fair all would be well; if not, the main object of our trip would be defeated.

It was now all or nothing with the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers trip. We had already been out much longer than we expected, and we only had enough supplies for two more days. Nixon had suggested making a quick trip out to get fresh supplies, but since the time Chester was supposed to arrive for the Big Bend trip had already passed, I didn’t feel right about extending our current expedition any longer. If tomorrow was nice, everything would be fine; if not, the main goal of our trip would be ruined.

By great good luck the clear weather held. There was not a cloud hovering above the mountains at daybreak the following morning, and we got away for an early start to make the most of our opportunity. Nixon himself had run and cut out the trail to the Lake earlier in the summer, but horses had never been taken over it. Though it was extremely steep in pitches, our maiden passage was marked with few difficulties. Much to Nixon’s surprise and satisfaction, only one big dead-fall had been thrown down to block the way, and our enforced halt here gave Roos the opportunity for a very effective “trail shot.” He also got some striking “back-lighting stuff” at spots along the interminable cascade that was tumbling and bounding beside the trail. The elevation of our camp on the creek was something like six thousand feet, and[Pg 64] that of the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers a bit under eight thousand. The trail is between three and four miles long, and we were rather over two hours in making the climb. There were several halts out of this; steady plugging would do it much quicker.

By a stroke of luck, the clear weather held. There wasn’t a cloud in sight over the mountains at daybreak the next morning, and we set off early to take full advantage of our opportunity. Nixon himself had previously marked the trail to the Lake earlier in the summer, but horses had never been taken over it. Although it was extremely steep in some places, our initial journey had few obstacles. To Nixon's surprise and satisfaction, only one large dead tree had fallen to block our path, and our mandatory stop here gave Roos a chance for a very effective "trail shot." He also captured some striking "back-lighting shots" at various points along the endless waterfall that was rushing and bouncing beside the trail. Our camp was at an elevation of around six thousand feet, while the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers was just under eight thousand. The trail is about three to four miles long, and it took us just over two hours to make the climb. We took several breaks along the way; if we had kept a steady pace, we could have done it much faster.

Timber-line was passed half a mile below the lake, the last of the trees being left behind in a wonderful little mountain park studded with gnarled pines and still bright with late wild flowers. The autumn colouring here was a marvellous chromatic revel in dull golds and soft, subdued browns—the shedding tamaracks and the dying meadow grasses.

Timber-line was crossed half a mile below the lake, leaving behind the last trees in a beautiful little mountain park dotted with twisted pines and still vibrant with late wildflowers. The autumn colors here were a stunning display of muted golds and gentle, understated browns—the shedding tamaracks and the fading meadow grasses.

Clambering on foot up a steep-sided hillock that appeared to be an ancient glacial moraine augmented by many slides, we suddenly found ourselves on the edge of the high-water level of the lake. The transition from the flower-strewn meadow to a region of almost Arctic frigidity was practically instantaneous—the matter of a half dozen steps. One moment we were climbing in a cliff-walled valley, with rocky buttresses and pinnacles soaring for thousands of feet on either side, and with brown-black gravel and thinning brown-grey bunch grass under foot and ahead; the next, as we gained the crest of the old terminal moraine, the landscape opened up with a blinding flash and we were gazing at a sparkling emerald lake clipped in the embrace of an amphitheatre of glaciers and eternal snow, and floating full of icebergs and marble-mottled shadows. The “Hanging Glacier”—perhaps a mile wide across its face, and rearing a solid wall of ice a couple of hundred feet in the sheer—closed the further or southeastern end of the lake.[Pg 65] Behind the glacier was a cliff of two thousand feet or more in height. It appeared to be almost solid ice and snow, but must have been heavily underlaid with native rock to maintain its abruptness as it did. Higher still a snow-cap, bright and smooth as polished marble, extended to the crest of the range and formed a glittering line against the cobalt of the sky. Of all the scenic gems of the North American continent, I recall none which is so well entitled to the characterization of “unique” as this white-flaming little jewel of the high Selkirks.

Climbing up a steep hill that seemed to be an ancient glacial moraine, reinforced by multiple slides, we suddenly found ourselves at the lake's high-water mark. The shift from the flower-filled meadow to an almost Arctic chill was nearly instantaneous—a matter of just a few steps. One moment we were in a valley flanked by towering rocky cliffs, with the ground beneath us covered in dark gravel and sparse brown grass; the next, as we reached the top of the old terminal moraine, the view opened up brilliantly, revealing a sparkling emerald lake surrounded by glaciers and eternal snow, dotted with icebergs and shadows like marble. The "Hanging Glacier"—about a mile wide at its face and towering a solid wall of ice a couple hundred feet high—formed the southeastern end of the lake.[Pg 65] Behind the glacier was a cliff that stretched over two thousand feet high. It looked almost entirely made of ice and snow, but must have been heavily underlain with native rock to maintain its steepness. Higher up, a bright, smooth snow cap extended to the ridge and created a sparkling line against the blue sky. Of all the scenic wonders in North America, I can hardly think of any that deserves the title of "unique" as much as this stunning little gem of the high Selkirks.

The lake was now rapidly receding to its winter low-water level, and to reach its brink we had to press on across three hundred yards of black boulders which were evidently covered in the time of the late spring floods. Ordinarily one would have expected the worst kind of rough and slippery walking here, but, to my great surprise, the great rocks were set as solid and as level as a pavement of mosaic. The reason for this became plain when we approached the water, where a flotilla of small icebergs, rising and falling to the waves kicked up by the brisk breeze drawing down the lake, were steadily thump-thumping the bottom with dull heavy blows which could be felt underfoot a hundred yards away. This natural tamping, going on incessantly during the months of high-water, was responsible for the surprising smoothness of the rocky waste uncovered by the winter recession. The great boulders had literally been hammered flat.

The lake was quickly dropping to its winter low-water level, and to reach the edge we had to make our way across three hundred yards of black boulders that were clearly left behind from the late spring floods. Normally, one would expect the walking to be rough and slippery here, but, to my surprise, the large rocks were as solid and level as a mosaic pavement. The reason for this became clear when we got closer to the water, where a group of small icebergs, rising and falling with the waves stirred up by the brisk breeze coming down the lake, were continuously thumping the bottom with dull, heavy thuds that could be felt underfoot from a hundred yards away. This natural pounding, happening constantly during the high-water months, was responsible for the surprising smoothness of the rocky ground exposed by the winter's retreat. The large boulders had literally been flattened.

The icebergs, which were formed by the cracking off of the face of the great glacier filled half of the[Pg 66] lake. They varied in size from almost totally submerged chunks a few feet in diameter to huge floating islands of several hundred. They were of the most fantastic shapes, especially those which had been longest adrift and therefore most exposed to the capricious action of the sun. By and large, the effect was that of a Gargantuan bowl sprinkled with puffy white popcorn. But if one took his time and searched carefully enough there were very few things of heaven or earth that were not represented in the amazing collection. One berg, floating on another, had been reduced by the sun to the seeming of a gigantic view camera—box, bellows and lens. A number of famous groups of statuary were there, but of course very much in the rough. “The Thinker” was perhaps the best of these, but even Rodin would have wanted to do a bit more “finishing” on the glacial cave-man humped up on his icy green pedestal. Roos, who had never heard of Rodin, said it reminded him of me drying out after my shower-bath in the ice-cave. His facile imagination also discovered something else. He had once seen a picture of “Lohengrin’s Farewell” in a Victrola record price-list, and there was a much sun-licked hunk of ice, very near the shore, which suggested the barge to him, swans and all. I saw the barge all right, but the Pegasus of my imagination had to have some spurring before he would take the “swan” hurdle.

The icebergs, formed by chunks breaking off from the massive glacier, filled half of the[Pg 66] lake. They ranged in size from nearly submerged pieces just a few feet wide to huge floating islands several hundred feet across. They had the most incredible shapes, especially those that had been drifting the longest and were most affected by the unpredictable sun. Overall, the scene looked like a giant bowl scattered with fluffy white popcorn. However, if you took your time and looked closely, there were very few things from heaven or earth that weren’t represented in this remarkable assortment. One iceberg, sitting on another, had been shaped by the sun to resemble a massive camera—box, bellows, and lens included. There were several famous sculptures as well, though they were quite rough. “The Thinker” was probably the best of the bunch, but even Rodin would have wanted to refine the glacial caveman perched on his icy green pedestal. Roos, who had never heard of Rodin, said it reminded him of how I looked drying off after my shower in the ice cave. His vivid imagination also found something else; he had once seen a picture of “Lohengrin’s Farewell” in a Victrola record catalog, and there was a sun-kissed chunk of ice near the shore that suggested the barge to him, swans and all. I could see the barge too, but my imagination needed a little nudge before it could leap over the “swan” hurdle.

Thanks to Byron Harmon, Banff
VIEWING THE LAKE OF THE HANGING GLACIERS

Thanks to Byron Harmon, Banff
THE LAKE OF THE HANGING GLACIERS, VIEWED FROM THE ICE WALLS, FACING NORTH

It was Roos’ idea that I should swim off, clamber over the side of the barge, lassoo the “near” swan with a piece of pack-rope to represent reins, and let him shoot me as “Lohengrin.” It wouldn’t exactly [Pg 67]run into the “continuity” of the “sportsman” picture, he admitted; but he thought that Chester might use it, with a lot of other odds and ends, under some such title as “Queer People in Queer Places.” The idea appealed to me strongly. “Lohengrin’s Farewell” had always moved me strangely; and here was a chance actually to appear in the classic rôle! “You bet I’ll do it,” I assented readily. “What shall I wear?” The “Shining Armour,” which we both seemed to connect with “Lohengrin,” happened to be one of the things not brought up in our saddle-bags that morning. We were in a hot discussion as to the best manner of improvising a helmet and cuirass out of condensed milk and sardine tins, when Nixon, asking if we knew that the sun only shone about three hours a day in that “geesly crack in the hills,” dryly opined that we should take our pictures of the lake while there was plenty of light. That sounded sensible, and we started feverishly to hurry through with the routine grind so as to be free to do proper justice to “Lohengrin.” As Fate would have it, however, that which was presently revealed to me of the ways of fresh-water icebergs quenched effectually my desire to swim off and take liberties with the capricious things at close quarters.

It was Roos' idea that I should swim out, climb over the side of the barge, lasso the nearby swan with a piece of rope to act as reins, and let him film me as "Lohengrin." He admitted it wouldn’t exactly fit the “continuity” of the “sportsman” picture, but he thought Chester might use it, along with a bunch of other random clips, under a title like “Queer People in Queer Places.” I found the idea really appealing. “Lohengrin’s Farewell” had always stirred me in a unique way; here was a chance to actually play the classic role! “You bet I’ll do it,” I agreed eagerly. “What should I wear?” The “Shining Armour,” which we both associated with “Lohengrin,” just happened to be one of the things we didn’t pack in our saddle-bags that morning. We were caught up in a heated discussion about how to improvise a helmet and body armor out of condensed milk and sardine cans when Nixon, wondering if we knew that the sun only shone for about three hours a day in that “geesly crack in the hills,” dryly suggested that we should take our pictures of the lake while there was still enough light. That made sense, so we started to rush through our regular routine to free up time to do justice to “Lohengrin.” However, Fate had other plans, as what I soon discovered about fresh-water icebergs completely extinguished my urge to swim out and mess around with those unpredictable things up close.

After making a number of scenic shots, Roos announced that he was ready to go ahead with the “falling iceberg” stuff. As it was quite out of the question making our way along the base of the cliffs on either side of the lake to the face of the glacier in the limited time at our disposal, and, moreover, as we had already demonstrated the impossibility of making artificial[Pg 68] icebergs with “sixty per” dynamite, it became necessary to improvise something closer at hand. It was Roos’ idea that a piece of cliff cracked off into the lake might produce the effect desired, especially if “cut” with discrimination. “Here’s the way it goes,” he explained. “The cracked off rock plunks down into the lake right into the middle of a bunch of floating icebergs. I starts cranking at the splash, and with the bergs all rolling about and bumping into each other no one can tell but what it was one of them that really started it. Then I’ll pick you up hopping up and down on the bank and registering ‘surprise’ and ‘consternation’; and then follow with a close-up of you standing on that high rock, looking down on the quieting waves with folded arms. Now you register ‘relief’ and finally a sort of ‘awed wonder.’ Then you take a big breath and raise your eyes to the face of the glacier. You keep right on registering ‘awed wonder’ (only more intense) and as I fade you out you shake your head slowly as if the mighty mysteries of Nature were beyond your understanding. Get me? They ought to colour the film for that dark blue in the laboratory (I could tell ’em just the solution to make that ice look cold), and the sub-title ought to be ‘The Birth of an Iceberg,’ and....”

After capturing several scenic shots, Roos said he was ready to move on to the “falling iceberg” scene. Since it was out of the question to navigate along the base of the cliffs on either side of the lake to reach the glacier face in the limited time we had, and since we had already shown that making artificial icebergs with “sixty per” dynamite was impossible, we needed to come up with something more immediate. Roos suggested that a chunk of cliff breaking off into the lake might create the desired effect, especially if we did it thoughtfully. “Here’s how it works,” he explained. “The chunk falls into the lake right in the middle of some floating icebergs. I start filming the splash, and with the icebergs rolling around and bumping into each other, no one will know if it was one of them that caused it. Then I’ll film you jumping up and down on the shore, looking ‘surprised’ and ‘alarmed’; then we’ll do a close-up of you standing on that high rock, looking down at the calming waves with your arms crossed. Now you show ‘relief’ and finally a kind of ‘awed wonder.’ Then you take a deep breath and raise your eyes to the glacier. You keep showing ‘awed wonder’ (but more intense), and as I fade you out, you slowly shake your head as if the great mysteries of Nature are beyond your grasp. Got it? They should color the film for that dark blue in the lab (I can tell them the exact solution to make that ice look cold), and the subtitle should be ‘The Birth of an Iceberg,’ and....”

“Jim’s the midwife, is he?” I cut in. “Yes, I get you. Tell him to uncork some of that ‘sixty per’ ‘Twilight Sleep’ of his and I’ll stand by for the christening.”

“Jim’s the midwife, right?” I interrupted. “Yeah, I get it. Tell him to pop open some of that ‘sixty per’ ‘Twilight Sleep’ stuff of his, and I’ll be ready for the christening.”

After a careful technical examination of the terrain, Jim, chief “Powder Monkey,” located what he thought was a favourable spot for operations and[Pg 69] started to enlarge a thin crack in the cliff to make it take five sticks of dynamite. That was more than half of our remaining stock; but Roos was insisting on a big iceberg, and plenty of powder was the best way to insure success. It must have been the tamping that was at the bottom of the trouble, for moss and damp earth are hardly solid enough to deflect the kick of the dynamite in the desired direction. At any rate, although there was a roaring detonation, the mighty force released was expended outward rather than inward. The face of the cliff hardly shivered, and only an inconsiderable trickle of broken rocks and sand slid down into the lake. Too sore to take more than hostile notice of Nixon’s somewhat rough and ready little mot about the “‘Birth o’ the Iceberg’ turning out a geesly miscarriage,” Roos clapped the cap over his lens, unscrewed the crank and began taking his camera off its tripod. That rather hasty action was responsible for his missing by a hair what I am certain was the greatest opportunity ever presented to a moving picture operator to film one of the most stupendous of Nature’s manifestations.

After a careful technical examination of the terrain, Jim, the chief "Powder Monkey," found what he thought was a good spot for the operation and[Pg 69] started to widen a small crack in the cliff to fit five sticks of dynamite. That was more than half of our remaining supply, but Roos was pushing for a big iceberg, and having enough explosives was the best way to ensure success. It was probably the tamping that caused the problem, since moss and damp earth aren't solid enough to redirect the force of the dynamite as needed. Anyway, even though there was a loud explosion, the powerful force was directed outward instead of inward. The face of the cliff barely shook, and only a small trickle of broken rocks and sand fell into the lake. Too annoyed to pay much attention to Nixon's somewhat rough little joke about the "'Birth o' the Iceberg' turning out a geesly miscarriage," Roos covered his lens, unscrewed the crank, and began taking his camera off its tripod. That rather rushed action almost made him miss what I’m sure was the greatest opportunity ever for a moving picture operator to film one of Nature's most incredible events.

The roar of the detonating dynamite reverberated for half a minute or more among the cliffs and peaks, and it was just after the last roll had died out that a renewed rumble caused me to direct a searching gaze to the great wall of ice and snow that towered above the farther end of the lake. For an instant I could not believe my eyes. It could not be possible that the whole mountainside was toppling over! And yet that was decidedly the effect at a first glance. From the rim of the snow-cap down to the back of the glacier[Pg 70]—a mile wide and two thousand feet high—there was one solid, unbroken Niagara of glittering, coruscant ice and snow. Like a curtain strung with diamonds and pearls and opals it streamed, while the shower of flaming colours was reflected in the quivering waters of the lake in fluttering scarves of sun-shot scarlet, in tenuous ribbons of lavender, jade and primrose. It was only when the last shreds of this marvellous banner had ceased to stream (at the end of thirty or forty seconds perhaps) that I saw what it was that had caused it. The whole hair-poised brink of the great snow-cap—sharply jolted, doubtless, by the explosion of the dynamite—had cracked away and precipitated itself to the glacier level, nearly half a mile below. The shock to the latter appeared to have had the effect of jarring it sufficiently to crack down great blocks all along its face. The glacier had, in fact, been shocked into giving birth to a whole litter of real icebergs where, nearer at hand, we had failed dismally in our efforts to incubate even an artificial one. As glacial obstetricians it appeared that we still had much to learn.

The explosion of the dynamite echoed for over thirty seconds among the cliffs and peaks, and just as the last thunderous sound faded away, a new rumble caught my attention, pulling my gaze to the massive wall of ice and snow towering over the far end of the lake. For a moment, I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. It couldn’t be that the entire mountainside was collapsing! Yet that was certainly the first impression. From the edge of the snowcap down to the back of the glacier[Pg 70]—which was a mile wide and two thousand feet high—there was one continuous, breathtaking torrent of sparkling ice and snow. It flowed like a curtain adorned with diamonds, pearls, and opals, as the dazzling colors reflected in the shimmering waters of the lake in vibrant stripes of bright red, delicate lavender, jade, and primrose. It was only after the last bits of this stunning display had stopped cascading (after maybe thirty or forty seconds) that I understood what had caused it. The entire edge of the massive snowcap—clearly jolted by the explosion of the dynamite—had broken off and tumbled down to the glacier level nearly half a mile below. The impact seemed to have shaken the glacier enough to break off large blocks all along its surface. In fact, the glacier had been startled into producing a whole collection of real icebergs, where we had struggled unsuccessfully to create even a single artificial one. As ice-capturing experts, it seemed we still had a lot to learn.

Roos made a great effort to get his camera set up again in time to make it record something of the wonderful spectacle. He was just too late, however. Only a few thin trickles of snow were streaking the face of the cliff when he finally swung his powerful tele-photo lens upon it, and even these had ceased before he had found his focus. It was no end of a pity. I saw several of the great valangas started by the Austrian and Italian artillery in the Dolomites, and, previous to that, what I had thought were very con[Pg 71]siderable slides on Aconcagua and Chimborazi, in the Andes, and on Kinchinjunga and among the hanging ice-fields above the Zoji-la in the Himalayas. But any half dozen of the greatest of these would have been lost in that mighty avalanche of ice and snow that we saw descend above the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers. Nixon, with a lifetime spent in the Selkirks and Rockies, said he had never seen anything to compare with it.

Roos worked really hard to set up his camera again in time to capture some of the amazing spectacle. Unfortunately, he was just a bit too late. Only a few thin streams of snow were running down the cliff when he finally aimed his powerful telephoto lens at it, and by the time he found his focus, even those had stopped. It was such a shame. I had seen several of the huge avalanches triggered by the Austrian and Italian artillery in the Dolomites, and before that, I thought I had seen some pretty big slides on Aconcagua and Chimborazo in the Andes, as well as on Kinchinjunga and the hanging ice fields above the Zoji-la in the Himalayas. But any six of those wouldn’t compare to the massive avalanche of ice and snow we saw come down above the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers. Nixon, who had spent his whole life in the Selkirks and Rockies, said he had never seen anything like it.

Jim, reporting that he still had three sticks of dynamite in hand, said he reckoned there might be a better chance of starting an “iceberg” on the southern side of the lake than on the northern one, where we had failed to accomplish anything. The southern slope was even more precipitous than the northern, he pointed out, and he had his eye on a rock which looked as if a charge might turn it over and start it rolling. “You never can tell what you may be startin’ among a bunch o’ tiltin’ rocks like them ’uns,” he said hopefully. Nixon’s muttered “That ain’t no geesly hooch dream” might have meant several things; but I took it that he intended to imply that there was too much “unstable equilibrium” along that southern shore to make it the sort of a place that a neurasthenic would seek out for a rest cure. I felt the same way about it, only more so; but Roos’ disappointment over what he had already missed was so keen that neither of us had the heart to interpose any objections when he told Jim to go ahead and see what he could do. As two sticks of dynamite were already promised to Harmon, the trick, if it came off, would have to be pulled with one. Spitting tobacco juice on the taffy-like cylinder[Pg 72] for luck, Jim clambered off up the cliff and planted it under his “likely rock,” Roos meantime setting up in a favourable position below.

Jim, reporting that he still had three sticks of dynamite in hand, said he thought there might be a better chance of starting an “iceberg” on the southern side of the lake than on the northern one, where we hadn’t accomplished anything. The southern slope was even steeper than the northern, he pointed out, and he had his eye on a rock that looked like a charge could flip it over and get it rolling. “You never know what you might set off among a bunch of tilting rocks like those,” he said hopefully. Nixon’s muttered “That’s not no geesly hooch dream” could have meant several things; but I took it to mean that he thought there was too much “unstable equilibrium” along that southern shore to make it a place that someone with nervous issues would want for a retreat. I felt the same way about it, only more so; but Roos’ disappointment over what he had already missed was so strong that neither of us had the heart to object when he told Jim to go ahead and see what he could do. Since two sticks of dynamite were already promised to Harmon, the trick, if it worked, would have to be done with one. Spitting tobacco juice on the taffy-like cylinder[Pg 72] for luck, Jim climbed up the cliff and planted it under his “likely rock,” while Roos set up in a good position below.

Courtesy of Byron Harmon, Banff
THE FACE OF THE HANGING GLACIER

Thanks to Byron Harmon, Banff
WHERE MY GROUP GATHERED WITH HARMON’S ON THE SHORE OF THE LAKE OF THE HANGING GLACIER

Whether Jim’s “tobaccanalian libation” had anything to do with it or not, this time luck was with us. The sharp blast kicked Jim’s rock up on one ear, where it teetered for a second or two indecisively before rolling over sidewise and coming down kerplump on a huge twenty-ton cube of basalt that no one would have thought of moving with a barrel of giant. It wasn’t so much what the little rock did as the way it did it. The big block gave a sort of a quiver, much as a man awakening from a doze would stretch his arms and yawn, and when it quivered a lot of loose stuff slipped away from beneath and just let it go. It lumbered along at an easy roll for a bit, and then increased its speed and started jumping. Its first jump was no more than a nervous little hop that served to hurdle it clear of a length of flat ledge that reached out to stop its downward progress. A second later it had hit its stride, so that when it struck the water there had been nothing but rarefied air trying to stop it for two hundred feet. Down it went, pushing a column of compressed aqua pura ahead of it and sucking a big black hole along in its wake. It was when that column of compressed water spouted up again and tried to chase its tail down the hole it had come out of that things began to happen, for it found something like a dozen fat icebergs crowding in and trying to insinuate their translucent bulks into the same opening. And of course they made a tremendous fuss about it. When an iceberg found that [Pg 73]it couldn’t get in standing up, it forthwith lay down on its side, or even rolled over on its back; which didn’t help it in the least after all, for the very good reason that all the other icebergs were adopting the same tactics. And so Roos, who was cranking steadily all the time, got his “Birth of an Iceberg” picture after all.

Whether Jim’s “tobacconist’s drink” had anything to do with it or not, this time luck was on our side. The sharp blast sent Jim’s rock tilting on one edge, where it wobbled for a second or two uncertainly before rolling over sideways and landing heavily on a massive twenty-ton cube of basalt that nobody would have thought to move with a barrel of anything. It wasn’t just what the little rock did but how it did it. The big block gave a slight shudder, similar to how a man wakes from a nap, stretching his arms and yawning. When it trembled, a lot of loose material slipped away from underneath, releasing it. It slid along at a slow roll for a bit, then picked up speed and started bouncing. Its first leap was just a nervous little hop to clear a flat ledge that was trying to halt its downward path. A second later, it found its rhythm, so that when it hit the water, there had been nothing but thin air attempting to stop it for two hundred feet. Down it went, pushing a column of compressed aqua pura ahead of it and dragging a large dark hole behind. It was when that column of compressed water shot back up again, trying to follow its own path down the hole it had emerged from, that things started to unfold. It encountered something like a dozen large icebergs crowded together, all trying to squeeze their translucent shapes into the same opening. And of course, they made quite a commotion about it. When an iceberg realized it couldn’t fit standing upright, it promptly lay on its side or even rolled onto its back; which didn’t help at all, as all the other icebergs were doing the same thing. So, Roos, who was cranking steadily the whole time, ended up getting his “Birth of an Iceberg” shot after all.

When the bergs ceased butting their heads off against each other Roos shot me in the scenes where I registered “consternation,” “relief” and “awed wonder,” and our hard-striven-for Lake of the Hanging Glaciers picture was complete. There was just a bit of a hitch at the “awed wonder” fade-out, though, but that was Roos’ fault in trying to introduce a “human touch” by trying to make Gordon’s dog perch up beside me on the crest of a hatchet-edged rock. The pup sat quietly wagging his tail until the moment came for me to lift up mine eyes unto the hills and increase the tenseness of my “awed wonder” registration. Then the altitude began to affect his nerves and he started doing figure “8’s” back and forth between my precariously planted feet. As a natural consequence, when Roos started in on his “fade-out” I was seesawing my arms wildly to maintain my balance, talking volubly, and registering—well, what would a temperamental movie star be registering while in the act of telling a dog and a man what he thought of them for their joint responsibility in all but pitching him off a twenty-foot-high rock into a vortex of tumbling icebergs? Again (unless this part of the film has been discreetly cut in the studio before exhibition) I beg the indulgence of lip-readers.[Pg 74]

When the icebergs stopped crashing into each other, Roos filmed me in the scenes where I showed “confusion,” “relief,” and “awestruck wonder,” and our hard-fought Lake of the Hanging Glaciers shot was complete. There was just a minor issue with the “awestruck wonder” fade-out, though, but that was Roos’ fault for trying to add a “human touch” by getting Gordon’s dog to sit beside me on the edge of a sharp rock. The dog was calm, wagging his tail until it was time for me to look up at the hills and enhance my “awestruck wonder” expression. Then the height started to get to him, and he began zigzagging back and forth between my precariously positioned feet. Naturally, when Roos began his “fade-out,” I was flailing my arms to keep my balance, talking animatedly, and registering—well, what would a dramatic movie star be conveying while telling a dog and a guy what he thought of them for almost sending him off a twenty-foot-high rock into a whirlpool of tumbling icebergs? Again (unless this part of the film has been carefully cut in the studio before showing) I ask for the understanding of lip-readers.[Pg 74]

The lake was deeply shadowed before we were finally at liberty to take up again the sartorics of “Lohengrin”; but it was not that fact, nor yet the not entirely prohibitive difficulty of making shining armour out of tin cans, that nipped that classic conception in the bud. Rather it was the astonishing unstable-mindedness displayed by the bergs when impinged upon from without. Of the hundred or more hunks of floating ice within a five-hundred-yard radius of the point where our artificial berg had hit the water, only a half dozen or so of the broadest and flattest continued to expose the same profiles they had presented before the big splash. Most of the others had turned over and over repeatedly, and one, which seemed to “hang” in almost perfect balance, continued slowly revolving like a patent churn. “Lohengrin’s Barge,” half a mile distant from the heart of the “birth splash” and lapped by but the lightest of expiring waves, was rolling drunkenly to port and starboard as though in the trough of the seas of a typhoon. It looked ready to turn turtle at a touch, and there were too many angular projections on it—especially about the “swans”—to make even a man who aspired to grand opera care to court lightly the experience of tangling himself up in the wreck.

The lake was heavily shaded before we were finally free to dive back into the costumes of “Lohengrin,” but it wasn’t that, or even the somewhat challenging task of turning tin cans into shiny armor, that stifled that classic idea. Instead, it was the surprising instability shown by the icebergs when disturbed from the outside. Of the hundred or so chunks of floating ice within a five-hundred-yard radius of where our makeshift iceberg splashed into the water, only about half a dozen of the widest and flattest ones maintained the same shapes they had before the big splash. Most of the others had flipped over repeatedly, and one iceberg, which seemed to “hang” in almost perfect balance, kept slowly rotating like a commercial churn. “Lohengrin’s Barge,” half a mile away from the center of the “splash,” was gently lapped by the lightest fading waves yet was rolling back and forth as if it were caught in a typhoon. It looked like it could tip over with just a nudge, and there were too many sharp edges on it—especially around the “swans”—to make even someone with aspirations for grand opera want to risk getting tangled up in the wreck.

Descending to the timber-line meadow where the horses had been left, we found Harmon had brought up his outfit and pitched his tent midway of an enchanting vista framed in green-black pines and golden tamaracks, and with a wonderful background for “camp shots” both up and down the valley. There he was going to make his base, he said, until he found[Pg 75] just the light he wanted on the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers. Then he hoped to get at least a negative or two that would do something approaching justice to so inspiring a subject. And there, working and waiting patiently through an almost unbroken succession of storms that raged in the high Selkirks for many days, he held on until he got what he wanted. It was in that quiet persistent way that he had been photographing the mountains of the Canadian West for many years, and it will be in that way that he will continue until he shall have attained somewhere near to the high goal he has set for his life’s work—a complete photographic record of the Rockies and Selkirks. It is a privilege to have met an artist who works with so fine a spirit, who has set himself so high an ideal. A number of Harmon’s scenic pictures of the mountains where the Columbia takes its rise are so much better than the best of my own of the same subjects, that I am giving them place in a work which it was my original intention to illustrate entirely myself.

Descending to the meadow at the tree line where the horses had been left, we found that Harmon had set up his equipment and pitched his tent in the middle of a beautiful view framed by dark green pines and golden tamaracks, providing a stunning backdrop for “camp shots” both up and down the valley. He planned to use this spot as his base until he found just the right light on the Lake of the Hanging Glaciers. Then he hoped to capture at least a couple of photos that would do justice to such an inspiring scene. There, he worked and patiently waited through a nearly continuous series of storms that raged in the high Selkirks for many days, holding on until he got what he needed. It was in this quietly persistent manner that he had been photographing the mountains of the Canadian West for many years, and it’s how he will continue until he has achieved close to the lofty goal he set for his life's work—a complete photographic record of the Rockies and Selkirks. It’s a privilege to have met an artist who works with such a fine spirit and has set himself such a high ideal. Several of Harmon’s scenic photos of the mountains where the Columbia River begins are so much better than my best attempts at the same subjects that I am including them in a work it was my original intention to illustrate entirely by myself.

We returned to our camp at the head of Horse Thief Creek that night, and set out on our return to Windermere the following morning. Save for a rather sloppy passage of the main ford, the journey was without incident. With light packs, we pushed right through to the head of the wagon-road—something over thirty miles—the first day. The seventeen miles to Invermere we covered in a leisurely fashion, reaching the hotel at three in the afternoon of the following day, Sunday, the twentieth of September. Here I found a wire from Chester, stating that it had[Pg 76] finally proved impossible for him to get away from business, and asking me to go ahead and see the Big Bend trip through without him. In the event I decided to continue on down the river he would be glad to have his cameraman accompany me as long as the weather and light were favourable for his work. A letter with full instructions covering the two pictures he desired made had already been dispatched.

We got back to our camp at Horse Thief Creek that night and set off for Windermere the next morning. Aside from a pretty muddy main crossing, the trip went smoothly. With light packs, we powered through to the end of the wagon road—over thirty miles—on the first day. We took a relaxed pace for the seventeen miles to Invermere, arriving at the hotel at three in the afternoon the next day, Sunday, September 20th. Here, I found a message from Chester saying that he couldn't get away from work and asking me to proceed with the Big Bend trip without him. If I continued down the river, he’d appreciate it if his cameraman could join me, as long as the weather and light were good for filming. A letter with detailed instructions for the two pictures he wanted had already been sent.


CHAPTER V

CANAL FLATS TO BEAVERMOUTH

Chester’s instructions respecting the two new pictures he wanted us to work on came through to Roos the day following our return to Windermere. One of these was to be confined entirely to the Big Bend voyage. Essaying again my role of “gentleman-cum-sportsman,” I was to get off the train at Beavermouth, meet my boatman, launch the boat and start off down the river. The various things seen and done en voyage were to make up the picture.

Chester's instructions about the two new pictures he wanted us to work on reached Roos the day after we got back to Windermere. One of these was supposed to focus entirely on the Big Bend journey. Taking on my role as both "gentleman and sportsman" again, I was to get off the train at Beavermouth, meet my boatman, launch the boat, and start down the river. The different things seen and done during the trip were to make up the picture.

In the other picture I was to play the part of a young rancher who was farming his hard-won clearing on the banks of the Columbia near its source. With the last of his crops in, he is assailed one day with a great longing to see the ocean. Suddenly it occurs to him that the river flowing right by his door runs all the way to the sea, and the sight of a prospector friend, about to push off with a sack of samples for the smelter many hundreds of miles below, suggests a means of making the journey. And so the two of them start off down the Columbia. What happened to them on their way was to be told in the picture. The introductory scenes of this picture were to be made somewhere in the vicinity of Windermere, but the thread of the story was to be picked up below the Arrow Lakes after the Big Bend voyage was over.

In the other movie, I was set to play a young rancher who was working on his hard-won land along the banks of the Columbia near its source. After bringing in the last of his crops, he feels a strong desire to see the ocean. Suddenly, it hits him that the river right outside his door flows all the way to the sea, and the sight of a prospector friend getting ready to leave with a sack of samples for the smelter many miles downstream gives him an idea for how to make the trip. So, the two of them set off down the Columbia. The movie would tell what happened to them along the way. The opening scenes were planned to be filmed around Windermere, but the main part of the story was to pick up below the Arrow Lakes after the Big Bend journey was completed.

Hunting “location” and rainy weather kept us four[Pg 78] or five days in Windermere and vicinity, giving an opportunity we otherwise would have missed to meet and become acquainted with the always kindly and hospitable and often highly distinguished people of this beautiful and interesting community. From the time of David Thompson, the great astronomer and explorer of the Northwest Company who wintered there in 1810, down to the present Windermere seems always to have attracted the right sort of people. The predominant class is what one might call the gentleman-farmer, with the stress perhaps on “gentleman.” I mean to say, that is, that while a number of them have failed of outstanding achievement as farmers, there was none that I met who would not have qualified as a gentleman, and in the very best sense of the word. Sportsmen and lovers of the out-of-doors, there was this fine bond of fellowship between all of them. Nowhere have I encountered a fresher, more wholesome social atmosphere than that of this fine community of the upper Columbia.

Hunting for a good “location” and rainy weather kept us for four or five days in Windermere and the surrounding area, giving us a chance we would have otherwise missed to meet and get to know the always friendly, welcoming, and often highly respected people of this beautiful and interesting community. Since the time of David Thompson, the great astronomer and explorer of the Northwest Company who spent the winter there in 1810, Windermere has always drawn the right kind of people. The dominant group is what you might call the gentleman-farmer, with a focus on “gentleman.” I mean to say that while some of them may not have achieved outstanding success as farmers, every one I met certainly qualified as a gentleman, and in the very best way. They were sportsmen and outdoor enthusiasts, and there was a wonderful sense of camaraderie among all of them. I have never encountered a fresher, more wholesome social atmosphere than that of this wonderful community in the upper Columbia.

That genial and big-hearted old Scot, Randolph Bruce, I recall with especial affection, as must every one of the many who has known the hospitality of his great log lodge on a bay of the lake below Invermere. An Edinburgh engineer, Bruce was one of the builders of the Canadian Pacific, and as such an associate and intimate of Van Horne, O’Shaughnessy and the rest of those sturdy pioneers who pushed to accomplishment the most notable piece of railway construction the world has ever known. In love with the West by the time the railway was finished, he built him a home in the most beautiful spot he knew[Pg 79]—such a spot as few even among the Scottish lochs could rival—and associated himself with various projects for the advancement of the country. At the present time he is the owner of the Paradise mine, one of the richest silver-lead properties in British Columbia, and the head of an enterprise which purposes to bring the Windermere region to its own among the grandest of the playgrounds of North America.

I particularly remember that friendly and generous old Scotsman, Randolph Bruce, just as everyone who has experienced the warmth of his great log lodge by the lake near Invermere does. An engineer from Edinburgh, Bruce was one of the builders of the Canadian Pacific Railway, and he spent considerable time working closely with Van Horne, O’Shaughnessy, and other strong pioneers who completed this remarkable railway construction that’s unmatched in history. By the time the railway was done, he had fallen in love with the West and decided to build his home in the most stunning location he knew—one that could rival even the most beautiful Scottish lochs. He got involved in various projects aimed at improving the region. Currently, he owns the Paradise Mine, one of the richest silver-lead properties in British Columbia, and leads a venture that aims to make the Windermere area one of the premier playgrounds in North America.[Pg 79]

We made the preliminary scenes for the “farmer” picture at a gem of a little mountain ranch in a clearing to the west of Lake Windermere. Shooting through one of his favourite “sylvan frames,” Roos picked me up violently shocking hay at the end of a long narrow field which the labour of a young Scotch immigrant had reclaimed from the encompassing forest. (As a matter of fact the hay was already in shocks when we arrived, and I had to unshock a few shocks so as to shock them up again before the camera and thus give the impression that this was the last of my season’s crop.) Then I threw up a couple of shocks for him set up at closer range, with more attention to “technique.” (This latter came easy for me, as I had been pitching hay for a fortnight on my California ranch earlier in the summer.) Finally I stopped work, leaned on my fork and gazed into the distance with visioning eyes. (I was supposed to be thinking of the sea, Roos explained, and in the finished picture there would be a “cut-in” of breakers at this point.) Then I registered “impatience” and “restlessness,” hardening to “firm resolve.” At this juncture I threw down my fork and strode purposefully out of the right side of the picture. (The cabin to[Pg 80] which I was supposed to be striding was really on my left, but Roos explained that some sort of a movie Median law made it imperative always to exit to right.) Then we went over to make the cabin shots.

We filmed the initial scenes for the “farmer” movie at a charming little mountain ranch in a clearing west of Lake Windermere. Shooting through one of his favorite “nature frames,” Roos captured me dramatically shocking hay at the end of a long, narrow field that a young Scottish immigrant had reclaimed from the surrounding forest. (In fact, the hay was already in shocks when we arrived, so I had to unshock a few bundles and then shock them again in front of the camera to make it look like this was the last of my season’s crop.) Then I stacked up a couple of shocks for him to set up at a closer range, paying more attention to “technique.” (This part was easy for me since I had been pitching hay for two weeks on my California ranch earlier that summer.) Finally, I stopped working, leaned on my fork, and gazed into the distance with a thoughtful look. (Roos said I was supposed to think of the sea, and in the finished film, there would be a “cut-in” of waves at this point.) Then I expressed “impatience” and “restlessness,” shifting to “firm resolve.” At this point, I threw down my fork and walked purposefully out of the right side of the frame. (The cabin I was meant to be heading to was actually on my left, but Roos mentioned that some sort of movie industry rule required me to always exit to the right.) After that, we moved on to shoot the cabin scenes.

OLD HUDSON BAY CART AT BEAVERMOUTH (above)
MY FIRST PUSH-OFF AT THE START OF CANOE NAVIGATION ON THE COLUMBIA (below)

OPENING SCENE OF THE "FARMER" PICTURE (left)
OLD STERN WHEELERS AT GOLDEN (above)
A QUIET PART OF THE COLUMBIA NEAR GOLDEN (below)

The owner of the cabin was away at the moment, but his young Scotch wife—a bonnie bit of a lass who might have been the inspiration for “Annie Laurie”—was on hand and mightily interested. She asked if I was Bill Hart, and Roos made the tactical error of guffawing, as though the idea was absurd. She was a good deal disappointed at that, but still very ready to help with anything calculated to immortalize her wee home by emblazoning it on the imperishable celluloid. First I strode into the cabin, but almost immediately to emerge unfolding a map. Going over to a convenient stump, I sat down and disposed of a considerable footage of “intent study.” Then we made a close-up of the map—the Pacific Northwest—with my index finger starting at Windermere and tracing the course of the Columbia on its long winding way to the sea. That proved that there was water transit all the way to that previous cut-in of breakers which my visioning eyes had conjured up just before I threw down my fork. I stood up and gazed at the nearby river (which was really Lake Windermere, a mile distant), and presently stiffened to my full height, registering “discovery.” What I was supposed to see was a prospector tinkering with his boat. As this latter scene could not be made until we had bought a boat and signed up a “prospector,” all that was left to do here was to shoot me striding away from the cabin on the way to discuss ways and means with [Pg 81]my mythical companion, and then striding back, getting my roll of blankets and exiting in a final fade-out. As we had neglected to provide a roll of blankets for this shot, we had to improvise one from such material as was available. I forget all that went to make up that fearful and wonderful package; but it is just as well the precariously-roped bundle didn’t resolve into its component parts until the fade-out was pretty nearly complete.

The cabin owner was away at the time, but his young Scottish wife—a lovely girl who could have inspired “Annie Laurie”—was there and very interested. She asked if I was Bill Hart, and Roos made the mistake of laughing, as if the idea were ridiculous. She was quite disappointed by that, but still eager to help with anything that would make her little home famous by showing it on film. First, I walked into the cabin but quickly came back out with a map. I found a convenient stump, sat down, and pretended to study it seriously for a while. Then we filmed a close-up of the map of the Pacific Northwest, with my finger starting at Windermere and tracing the path of the Columbia River on its long, winding journey to the sea. That showed that there was passage by water all the way to the breakers I had imagined right before I dropped my fork. I stood up and looked at the nearby river (which was really Lake Windermere, a mile away), and then I straightened up, capturing a moment of “discovery.” What I was meant to see was a prospector working on his boat. Since we couldn't create that scene until we bought a boat and found a “prospector,” all we had left to do was film me walking away from the cabin to discuss plans with my imaginary friend, then returning to get my roll of blankets and leaving in a final fade-out. Since we had forgotten to bring a roll of blankets for this scene, we had to improvise one from whatever materials we had available. I don’t remember everything that went into that bizarre, makeshift bundle, but thankfully it didn’t come apart until the fade-out was almost complete.

Roos tried hard to introduce “human interest” and “heart appeal” by staging a farewell scene with “wife and child,” both of which were ready to hand. I was adamant, however, even when he agreed to compromise by leaving out the child. He was rather stubborn about it, refusing to admit the validity of my argument to the effect that a would-be screen hero who deserted so fair a wife would alienate the sympathies of the crowd at the outset. Finally it was decided for us. “It’s too late noo,” cooed a wee voice in which I thought I detected both reproach and relief; “while ye’re talkin’, yon cooms Jock.”

Roos really tried to add some “human interest” and “emotional appeal” by creating a farewell scene with a “wife and child,” both of which were readily available. I stood my ground, though, even when he agreed to compromise by leaving out the child. He was pretty stubborn about it, refusing to see the point I was making that a potential screen hero who abandoned such a lovely wife would turn the audience against him from the start. In the end, we were saved from making a decision. “It’s too late now,” a little voice chimed in, where I thought I could hear both disappointment and relief; “while you’re talking, here comes Jock.”

It was too late all right; even Roos was ready to grant that. Jock was about six-feet-three, and built in proportion. Also a wee bitty dour, I thought. At least he glowered redly under his bushy brows when he discovered that I had wrapped up his own and another nicht-goon in my hastily assembled blanket-roll. If that bothered him, I hate to think what might have happened had he surprised that farewell scene, especially as Roos—with his Mack Sennett training and D. W. Griffith ideals—would have tried to stage it.[Pg 82]

It was definitely too late; even Roos had to agree with that. Jock was about six-foot-three and built accordingly. He was also a bit grumpy, I thought. He definitely scowled under his bushy eyebrows when he found out that I had bundled up his own and another nicht-goon in my quickly put-together blanket roll. If that upset him, I hate to think what might have happened if he had walked in on that goodbye scene, especially since Roos—with his Mack Sennett background and D. W. Griffith ideals—would have tried to stage it.[Pg 82]

Roos was young and inexperienced, and lacking in both finesse and subtlety. I granted that this wouldn’t have cramped his style much in doing “old home town stuff;” but farther afield it was electric with dangerous possibilities. Driving back to the hotel I quoted to him what Kipling’s hero in “The Man Who Would Be King” said on the subject, paraphrasing it slightly so he would understand. “A man has no business shooting farewell scenes with borrowed brides in foreign parts be he three times a crowned movie director,” was the way I put it.

Roos was young and inexperienced, lacking both finesse and subtlety. I figured this wouldn't have limited his style much when doing “hometown stuff,” but out in the world, it was full of risky possibilities. On the drive back to the hotel, I quoted what Kipling’s hero says in “The Man Who Would Be King,” tweaking it a bit for him to get it. “A man shouldn't be shooting farewell scenes with borrowed brides in foreign places, no matter how accomplished a movie director he is,” was how I phrased it.

It was my original intention to start the boating part of my Columbia trip from Golden, at the head of the Big Bend, the point at which the calm open reaches of the upper river give way to really swift water. The decision to make the push-off from Beavermouth, twenty-nine miles farther down, was come to merely because it was much easier to get the boat into the water at the latter point. There was little swift-water boating worthy of the name above Beavermouth. Donald Canyon was about the only rough water, and even that, I was assured, was not to be mentioned in the same breath with scores of rapids farther down the Bend. In the ninety miles between the foot of Lake Windermere and Golden there were but twenty-five feet of fall, so that the winding river was hardly more than a series of lagoon-like reaches, with a current of from one to four miles an hour. Between Columbia Lake—practically the head of the main channel of the river—and Mud Lake, and between the latter and the head of Lake Windermere, there was a stream of fairly swift current, but at this[Pg 83] time of year not carrying enough water to permit the passage of even a canoe without much lining and portaging.

It was my original plan to start the boating part of my Columbia trip from Golden, at the head of the Big Bend, where the calm, open stretches of the upper river turn into really fast water. I decided to launch from Beavermouth, twenty-nine miles downstream, mainly because it was much easier to get the boat into the water there. There wasn’t much rapid boating worth mentioning above Beavermouth. Donald Canyon was about the only rough water, and even that wasn’t in the same league as the numerous rapids further down the Bend. In the ninety miles between the foot of Lake Windermere and Golden, there was only a twenty-five-foot drop, so the winding river was hardly more than a series of lagoon-like sections, with a current of one to four miles per hour. Between Columbia Lake—essentially the start of the main river channel—and Mud Lake, and from Mud Lake to the head of Lake Windermere, there was a stream with a fairly swift current, but at this time of year it didn’t have enough water to allow even a canoe to pass without a lot of lining and portaging.

From the practical aspect, therefore, I was quite content with the plan to start my voyage from Beavermouth. For the sake of sentiment, however, I did want to make some kind of a push-off from the very highest point that offered sufficient water to float a boat at the end of September. This, I was assured in Invermere, would be Canal Flats, just above the head of Columbia Lake and immediately below the abandoned locks which at one time made navigation possible between the Kootenay and the Columbia. Although these crude log-built locks have never been restored since they were damaged by a great freshet in the nineties, and although the traffic they passed in the few years of their operation was almost negligible, it may be of interest to give a brief description of the remarkable terrain that made their construction possible by the simplest of engineering work, and to tell how the removal of a few shovelfuls of earth effected the practical insulation of the whole great range of the Selkirks.

From a practical standpoint, I was pretty happy with the plan to start my journey from Beavermouth. However, for sentimental reasons, I really wanted to launch from the highest point that had enough water to float a boat at the end of September. I was told in Invermere that this would be Canal Flats, just above the head of Columbia Lake and right below the old locks that once made it possible to navigate between the Kootenay and the Columbia. Although these rough log-built locks have never been repaired since they were damaged by a major flood in the nineties, and even though the amount of traffic they handled during their short time in operation was almost insignificant, it might be interesting to give a brief description of the unique terrain that made their construction feasible with simple engineering, and to explain how removing just a few shovelfuls of earth created the practical isolation of the entire Selkirk mountain range.

As a consequence of recent geological study, it has been definitely established that the divide between the Columbia and Kootenay rivers, now at Canal Flats, was originally a hundred and fifty miles farther north, or approximately where Donald Canyon occurs. That is to say, a great wall of rock at the latter point backed up a long, narrow lake between the Rockies on the east and the Selkirks on the west. This lake, unable to find outlet to the north, had risen until its[Pg 84] waters were sufficiently above the lower southern barriers to give it drainage in that direction. At that time it was doubtless the main source of the Kootenay River, and its waters did not reach the Columbia until after a long and devious southerly course into what is now Montana, thence northward into Kootenay Lake, and finally, by a dizzy westerly plunge, into a much-extended Arrow Lake. An upheaval which carried away the dyke at Donald provided a northward drainage for the lake, and the divide was ultimately established at what is now called Canal Flats. It was a shifting and precarious division, however, for the Kootenay—which rises some distance to the northward in the Rockies and is here a sizable stream—discharged a considerable overflow to the Columbia basin at high water. It was this latter fact which called attention to the comparative ease with which navigation could be established between the two rivers by means of a canal. For an account of how this canal came to be built I am indebted to E. M. Sandilands, Esq., Mining Recorder for the British Columbia Government at Wilmer, who has the distinction of being, to use his own language, “the person who made the Selkirk Mts. an Island by connecting the Columbia and Kootenay rivers.”

As a result of recent geological studies, it has been clearly established that the divide between the Columbia and Kootenay rivers, now at Canal Flats, was originally about a hundred and fifty miles farther north, roughly where Donald Canyon is located. This means that a massive rock wall at that point created a long, narrow lake between the Rockies to the east and the Selkirks to the west. This lake, unable to flow north, rose until its waters were high enough above the lower southern barriers to drain in that direction. At that time, it was likely the main source of the Kootenay River, and its waters didn’t reach the Columbia until after a long and winding southerly route into what is now Montana, then northward into Kootenay Lake, and finally, with a steep westward drop, into an expanded Arrow Lake. An uplift that removed the dam at Donald allowed for northward drainage from the lake, establishing the divide at what’s now called Canal Flats. However, it was an unstable and shifting division, as the Kootenay—which starts further north in the Rockies and here is a sizable river—sent significant overflow into the Columbia basin during high water. This situation brought attention to how easily navigation could be established between the two rivers through a canal. For an explanation of how this canal was built, I am grateful to E. M. Sandilands, Esq., Mining Recorder for the British Columbia Government at Wilmer, who proudly claims to be “the person who made the Selkirk Mountains an island by connecting the Columbia and Kootenay rivers.”

Mr. Sandilands, in a recent letter, tells how an ex-big-game hunter by the name of Baillie-Grohman obtained, in 1886, a concession from the Provincial Government of British Columbia for 35,000 acres of land along the Kootenay River. In return for this he was to construct at his own expense a canal connecting the Columbia and Kootenay. This cut[Pg 85] was for the ostensible purpose of opening up navigation between the two streams, but as nothing was stipulated in respect of dredging approaches the obligation of the concessionaire was limited to the construction of the canal and locks. “For this reason,” writes Mr. Sandilands, who was working on the job at the time, “our ‘Grand Canal’ was practically useless. Nevertheless, in 1888, it was opened with due form and pomp, engineer, contractor and concessionaire paddling up to the lock in a canoe well laden with the ‘good cheer’ demanded by such an occasion. I was driving a team attached to a ‘slush-scraper,’ and together with a jovial Irish spirit who rejoiced in the name of Thomas Haggerty, was ordered by the foreman to scrape out the false dam holding the Kootenay back from the canal. This we did as long as we dared. Then I was deputed, with gum-boots and shovel, to dig a hole through what was left of the false dam, and allow the Kootenay into the canal and the Columbia. This being done, the fact was wired to the Provincial Government at Victoria ... , and the promised concession of land was asked for and granted. I little thought at the time,” Mr. Sandilands concludes, “how distinguished a part I was playing, that I was making the Selkirk Mountains an ‘Island,’ a fact which few people realize to this day.”

Mr. Sandilands, in a recent letter, shares how an ex-big-game hunter named Baillie-Grohman secured, in 1886, a concession from the Provincial Government of British Columbia for 35,000 acres of land along the Kootenay River. In exchange, he was to build a canal connecting the Columbia and Kootenay at his own expense. This cut[Pg 85] was supposedly to facilitate navigation between the two rivers, but since there were no requirements for dredging the approaches, the concessionaire's obligations were limited to just building the canal and locks. “For this reason,” writes Mr. Sandilands, who was working on the project at the time, “our ‘Grand Canal’ was essentially useless. Still, in 1888, it was formally opened with much fanfare, with the engineer, contractor, and concessionaire paddling up to the lock in a canoe loaded with the ‘good cheer’ expected for such an event. I was operating a team connected to a ‘slush-scraper,’ and along with a cheerful Irishman named Thomas Haggerty, I was instructed by the foreman to clear out the false dam that was blocking the Kootenay from entering the canal. We did this for as long as we could. Then, I was assigned, with gumboots and a shovel, to dig a hole through what remained of the false dam to let the Kootenay flow into the canal and the Columbia. Once this was completed, the fact was communicated to the Provincial Government in Victoria..., and the promised land concession was requested and granted. I never imagined at the time,” Mr. Sandilands concludes, “how significant a role I was playing, that I was transforming the Selkirk Mountains into an ‘Island,’ a reality that few people even recognize to this day.”

Later a little dredging was done, so that finally, by dint of much “capstaning,” a shallow-draught stern-wheeler was worked up to and through the lock and canal, and on down the Kootenay to Jennings, Montana. It was Captain F. P. Armstrong who per[Pg 86]formed this remarkable feat, only to lose the historic little craft later in one of the treacherous canyons of the Kootenay. His also was the distinction, after maintaining an intermittent service between the Columbia and Kootenay for a number of years, of being the captain and owner of the last boat to make that amazing passage.

Later, some dredging was done, and finally, through a lot of “capstaning,” a shallow-draft stern-wheeler was brought up to and through the lock and canal, and down the Kootenay to Jennings, Montana. It was Captain F. P. Armstrong who accomplished this remarkable feat, only to lose the historic little craft later in one of the dangerous canyons of the Kootenay. He also had the distinction of being the captain and owner of the last boat to make that incredible passage after running an intermittent service between the Columbia and Kootenay for several years.

We reached Canal Flats at the end of a forty-mile auto-ride from Invermere. Traces of the old dredged channel were still visible running up from the head of Columbia Lake and coming to an abrupt end against a caving wall of logs which must at one time have been a gate of the inter-river lock. Out of the tangle of maiden hair fern which draped the rotting logs came a clear trickle of water, seeping through from the other side of the divide. This was what was popularly called the source of the Columbia. I could just manage to scoop the river dry with a quick sweep of my cupped palm.

We arrived at Canal Flats after a forty-mile drive from Invermere. Remnants of the old dredged channel were still visible, stretching up from the head of Columbia Lake and ending sharply against a crumbling wall of logs that must have once formed a gate for the inter-river lock. Out of the jumble of maidenhair fern draping the decaying logs came a clear trickle of water, seeping through from the other side of the divide. This was what people commonly referred to as the source of the Columbia. I could just barely scoop the river dry with a quick swipe of my open palm.

A hundred yards below the source the old channel opened out into a quiet currentless pool, and here I found a half-filled Peterboro belonging to a neighbouring farmer, which I had engaged for the first leg of my voyage down the Columbia. It leaked rather faster than I could bail, but even at that it floated as long as there was water to float it. Fifty yards farther down a broad mudbank blocked the channel all the way across, and in attempting to drag the old canoe out for the portage, I pulled it in two amidships. I had made my start from almost chock-a-block against the source, however. Sentiment was satisfied. I was now ready for the Bend. Groping[Pg 87] my way back to the car through an almost impenetrable pall of mosquitoes, I rejoined Roos and we returned to Invermere.

A hundred yards below the source, the old channel widened into a calm, still pool, and here I found a half-filled Peterboro belonging to a neighboring farmer, which I had rented for the first part of my journey down the Columbia. It leaked a bit faster than I could bail it out, but as long as there was water, it stayed afloat. Fifty yards further down, a wide mudbank blocked the channel completely, and while trying to drag the old canoe out for the portage, I accidentally pulled it in half. I had started almost right at the source, though. Sentiment was satisfied. I was now ready for the Bend. Making my way back to the car through a nearly impenetrable swarm of mosquitoes, I reunited with Roos and we headed back to Invermere.

A wire from Blackmore stating that it would still be several days before his boat was ready for the Bend offered us a chance to make the journey to Golden by river if we so desired. There was nothing in it on the boating side, but Roos thought there might be a chance for some effective scenic shots. I, also, was rather inclined to favour the trip, for the chance it would give of hardening up my hands and pulling muscles before tackling the Bend. An unpropitious coincidence in the matter of an Indian name defeated the plan. Roos and I were trying out on Lake Windermere a sweet little skiff which Randolph Bruce had kindly volunteered to let us have for the quiet run down to Golden. “By hard pulling,” I said, “we ought just about to make Spillimacheen at the end of the first day.” “Spill a what?” ejaculated Roos anxiously; “you didn’t say ‘machine,’ did you?” “Yes; Spillimacheen,” I replied. “It’s the name of a river that flows down to the Columbia from the Selkirks.” “Then that settles it for me,” he said decisively. “I don’t want to spill my machine. It cost fifteen hundred dollars. I’m not superstitious; but, just the same, starting out for a place with a name like that is too much like asking for trouble to suit yours truly.” And so we went down to Golden by train and put in the extra time outfitting for the Bend.

A message from Blackmore said it would still take several days before his boat was ready for the Bend, giving us a chance to travel to Golden by river if we wanted to. There wasn’t much on the boating side, but Roos thought there might be a good opportunity for some nice scenic shots. I was also inclined to favor the trip for the chance to toughen up my hands and muscles before facing the Bend. An unfortunate coincidence with an Indian name ruined the plan. Roos and I were testing out a cute little skiff on Lake Windermere that Randolph Bruce had generously offered us for the peaceful trip down to Golden. “With some hard pulling,” I said, “we should just about reach Spillimacheen by the end of the first day.” “Spill a what?” Roos exclaimed anxiously; “you didn’t say ‘machine,’ did you?” “Yes; Spillimacheen,” I replied. “It’s the name of a river that flows down to the Columbia from the Selkirks.” “Then that settles it for me,” he said firmly. “I don’t want to spill my machine. It cost fifteen hundred dollars. I’m not superstitious, but starting out for a place with a name like that feels like asking for trouble to me.” So we took the train down to Golden and spent the extra time getting ready for the Bend.

Golden, superbly situated where the Kicking Horse comes tumbling down to join the Columbia, is a typical Western mining and lumbering town. Save for[Pg 88] their penchant for dramatizing the perils of the Big Bend, the people are delightful. It is true that the hospitable spirit of one Goldenite did get me in rather bad; but perhaps the fault was more mine than his. Meeting him on the railway platform just as he was about to leave for Vancouver, he spoke with great enthusiasm of his garden, and said that he feared some of his fine strawberries might be going to waste in his absence for lack of some one to eat them. I gulped with eagerness at that, and then told him bluntly—and truthfully—that I would willingly steal to get strawberries and cream, provided, of course, that they couldn’t be acquired in some more conventional way. He hastened to reassure me, saying that it wouldn’t be necessary to go outside the law in this case. “The first chance you get,” he said with a twinkle in his eye, “just slip over and make love to my housekeeper, and tell her I said to give you your fill of berries and cream, and I have no doubt she’ll provide for you.”

Golden, perfectly located where the Kicking Horse pours down to meet the Columbia, is a typical Western mining and lumber town. Aside from their tendency to exaggerate the dangers of the Big Bend, the people are charming. It's true that the friendly nature of one Goldenite got me into a bit of trouble; however, the fault was probably more mine than his. I ran into him on the train platform just as he was about to head off to Vancouver. He excitedly talked about his garden and mentioned that he worried some of his delicious strawberries might go to waste while he was away because no one was there to eat them. I couldn’t help but feel eager at that and told him honestly—that I would be willing to steal for strawberries and cream, as long as they couldn’t be gotten in a more regular way. He quickly reassured me, saying it wouldn’t be necessary to break the law. “The first chance you get,” he said with a twinkle in his eye, “just pop over and charm my housekeeper, and tell her I said to let you have as many berries and cream as you want, and I'm sure she'll take care of you.”

If his Vancouver-bound train had not started to pull out just then, perhaps he would have explained that that accursed “love stuff” formula was a figure of speech. Or perhaps he felt sure that I would understand it that way, if not at once, at least when the time came. And I would have, ordinarily. But my strawberry-and-cream appetite is so overpowering that, like the lions at feeding time, my finer psychological instincts are blunted where satiation is in sight. That was why I blurted out my hospitable friend’s directions almost verbatim when I saw that the door of his home (to which I had rushed at my first opportunity) had been opened by a female. It was only[Pg 89] after I had spoken that I saw that she was lean, angular, gimlet-eyed, and had hatred of all malekind indelibly stamped upon her dour visage. She drew in her breath whistlingly; then controlled herself with an effort. “I suppose I must give you the berries and cream,” she said slowly and deliberately, the clearly enunciated words falling icily like the drip from the glacial grottoes at the head of the Columbia; “but the—the other matter you would find a little difficult.”

If his train to Vancouver hadn’t just started to leave, maybe he would have explained that the cursed “love stuff” formula was just a figure of speech. Or maybe he was sure I would get it eventually, if not right away. And normally, I would have. But my craving for strawberry and cream is so intense that, like lions at feeding time, my better instincts get dull when there’s something to satisfy me right in front of me. That’s why I blurted out my hospitable friend’s directions almost word for word when I saw that a woman had opened the door to his home, which I rushed to at my first chance. It was only after I had spoken that I noticed she was thin, angular, had sharp eyes, and a deep-seated disdain for all men clearly visible on her stern face. She inhaled sharply, then managed to compose herself. “I suppose I should give you the berries and cream,” she said slowly and deliberately, her clearly pronounced words dropping coldly like water dripping from icy caves at the head of the Columbia; “but the—the other matter might be a bit tricky.”

“Ye-es, ma’am,” I quavered shiveringly, “I would. If you’ll please send the strawberries and cream to the hotel I am quite content to have it a cash transaction.”

“Y-yes, ma’am,” I said, trembling, “I would. If you could please send the strawberries and cream to the hotel, I’m perfectly fine with it being a cash transaction.”

Considering the way that rapier-thrust punctured me through and through, I felt that I deserved no little credit for sticking to my guns in the matter of the strawberries and cream. For the rest, I was floored. The next time any one tries to send me into the Hesperides after free fruit I am going to know who is guarding the apples; and I am not going to approach the delectable garden by the love-path.

Considering how that rapier thrust pierced me completely, I felt I deserved some serious credit for standing my ground on the strawberries and cream issue. As for everything else, I was stunned. The next time someone tries to send me into the Hesperides for free fruit, I’m going to know who’s guarding the apples; and I am not going to approach that delicious garden via the love-path.

I had taken especial pains to warn Roos what he would have to expect from Golden in the matter of warnings about the Big Bend, but in spite of all, that garrulous social centre, the town pool-room, did manage to slip one rather good one over on him before we got away. “How long does it take to go round the Bend?” he had asked of a circle of trappers and lumber-jacks who were busily engaged in their favourite winter indoor-sport of decorating the pool-room stove with a frieze of tobacco juice. “Figger it fer yerself, sonny,” replied a corpulent woodsman[Pg 90] with a bandaged jaw. “If yer gets inter yer boat an’ lets it go in that ten-twent’-thirt’ mile current, it’s a simpl’ problum of ’rithmatick. If yer ain’t dished in a souse-hole, yer has ter make Revelstoke insider one day. As yer has ter do sum linin’ to keep right side up, it’s sum slower. Best time any of us makes it in is two days. But we never rushes it even like that ’nless we’re hurryin’ the cor’ner down ter sit on sum drownded body.”

I had made sure to warn Roos about what to expect from Golden when it came to warnings about the Big Bend, but despite all that, the chatty social hub, the town pool room, managed to pull a pretty good fast one on him before we left. “How long does it take to get around the Bend?” he asked a group of trappers and lumberjacks who were busy enjoying their favorite winter pastime of decorating the pool room stove with a layer of tobacco juice. “Figure it out for yourself, kid,” replied a hefty woodsman with a bandaged jaw. “If you get in your boat and let it go in that ten-twenty-thirty mile current, it’s a simple math problem. If you don’t end up in a trouble spot, you have to make it to Revelstoke in one day. Since you have to do some steering to stay upright, it takes a bit longer. The best time any of us has made it is two days. But we never rush it even then unless we’re hurrying to get to a corner to deal with a drowned body.”

As the whole court had nodded solemn acquiescence to this, and as none had cracked anything remotely resembling a smile, Roos was considerably impressed—not to say depressed. (So had I been the first time I heard that coroner yarn.) Nor did he find great comfort in the hotel proprietor’s really well-meant attempt at reassurance. “Don’t let that story bother you, my boy,” the genial McConnell had said; “they never did take the coroner round the Big Bend. Fact is, there never was a coroner here that had the guts to tackle it!”

As the entire court nodded in serious agreement and no one even smiled, Roos felt quite impressed—not to mention a bit down. (I had felt the same way the first time I heard that coroner story.) He also found little comfort in the hotel owner's genuinely well-meaning attempt to reassure him. “Don’t let that story get to you, my boy,” the friendly McConnell said; “they never did take the coroner around the Big Bend. The truth is, there never was a coroner here who had the guts to handle it!”

We met Blackmore at Beavermouth the afternoon of the twenty-eighth of September. He reported that his boat had been shipped from Revelstoke by that morning’s way freight, and should arrive the following day. As I had been unable to engage a boatman in Golden, and as Blackmore had found only one in Revelstoke to suit him, it was decided to give me an oar and a pike-pole and make out the best we could without another man. I had brought provisions for a fortnight with me from Golden, and Blackmore had tents and canvases. Through the efforts of influential friends in Golden I had also been[Pg 91] able to secure two bottles of prime Demerara rum. Knowing that I was going to pick up at least one cask of Scotch on the way, and perhaps two or three, I had not been very keen about bothering with the rum. But on the assurance that it might well be two or three days before any whisky was found, and that getting wet in the Columbia without something to restore the circulation was as good as suicide, I allowed myself to be persuaded. It was wonderful stuff—thirty per cent. over-proof; which means that it could be diluted with four parts of water and still retain enough potency to make an ordinary man blink if he tried to bolt it. We did find one man—but he was not ordinary by any means; far from it. I will tell about “Wild Bill” in the proper place.

We met Blackmore at Beavermouth on the afternoon of September 28th. He said his boat had been shipped from Revelstoke by that morning’s freight and should arrive the next day. Since I couldn’t find a boatman in Golden and Blackmore had only found one in Revelstoke that he liked, we decided I’d take an oar and a pike-pole and do our best without another person. I had brought enough food for two weeks from Golden, and Blackmore had tents and tarps. Thanks to some influential friends in Golden, I had also managed to get two bottles of top-notch Demerara rum. Knowing I was going to pick up at least one barrel of Scotch on the way, and possibly two or three, I hadn’t been too excited about the rum. But after being told it might take two or three days to find any whisky and that getting wet in the Columbia without something to warm me up was like asking for trouble, I let myself be convinced. It was great stuff—thirty percent over-proof, which meant it could be mixed with four parts of water and still pack enough punch to make an average guy blink if he tried to down it fast. We did find one man—but he was anything but ordinary; far from it. I’ll tell you about “Wild Bill” at the right time.

There was a wonderful aurora borealis that night—quite the finest display of the kind I recall ever having seen in either the northern or southern hemispheres. Blackmore—weather-wise from long experience—regarded the marvellous display of lambently licking light streamers with mixed feelings. “Yes, it’s a fine show,” he said, following the opalescent glimmer of the fluttering pennants with a dubious eye; “but I’m afraid we’ll have to pay through the nose for it. It means that in a couple of days more the rain will be streaming down as fast as those lights are streaming up. Just about the time we get well into Surprise Rapids there will be about as much water in the air as in the river. However, it won’t matter much,” he concluded philosophically, “for we’ll be soaked anyway, whether we’re running or lining, and rain water’s ten degrees warmer than river water.”

That night, the aurora borealis was stunning—definitely the best show of its kind I've ever seen in either the northern or southern hemispheres. Blackmore, with his long experience in weather, had mixed feelings about the amazing display of glowing light streams. “Yeah, it’s a great show,” he said, watching the shimmering flickers of light with some doubt; “but I’m worried it’s going to cost us. It means that in a couple of days, the rain will be pouring down as fast as those lights are shooting up. Just when we get to Surprise Rapids, there will be as much water in the air as in the river. But it won’t matter much,” he concluded with a shrug, “because we’ll be soaked anyway, whether we’re paddling or lining the boat, and rain water’s ten degrees warmer than river water.”


CHAPTER VI

I. RUNNING THE BEND

Through Surprise Rapids

Through Surprise Rapids

We pushed off from Beavermouth at three o’clock of the afternoon of September twenty-ninth. We had hoped for an early start, but the erratically running local freight, six or eight hours behind time, did not arrive with our boat until noon. The introductory shots had already been made. Made up momentarily as a gentleman—wearing an ankle length polished waterproof and a clean cap, that is,—I jumped the westbound Limited as it slowed down on entering the yard, dropping off presently at the platform with a “here-I-am” expression when Roos signalled that the focus was right. Then I shook hands with the waiting Blackmore, and together we strode to the door of the station and met the previously-rehearsed agent. (Roos had wanted me to shake hands with the agent as well as with Blackmore, but I overruled him by pointing out that I was a “gentleman-sportsman” not a “gentleman-politician,” and served notice on him that pump-handling must henceforth be reduced to a minimum.) We tried to perfect the agent in a sweeping gesture that would say as plainly as words “The train with your boat is just around that next bend, sir,” but somehow we couldn’t prevent his trying to elevate his lowly part. His lips mumbled[Pg 93] the words we had put on them all right, but the gesture was a grandiose thing such as a Chesterfieldian footman might have employed in announcing “My Lord, the carriage waits.”

We left Beavermouth at three o'clock in the afternoon on September twenty-ninth. We hoped to start early, but the local freight, running six or eight hours late, didn’t bring our boat until noon. The opening shots had already been taken. Dressed like a gentleman—wearing a long waterproof coat and a clean cap—I jumped on the westbound Limited as it slowed down entering the yard, getting off at the platform with a “here-I-am” look when Roos signaled that the focus was right. Then I shook hands with Blackmore, and we walked to the station door to meet the agent we had practiced with. (Roos wanted me to shake hands with the agent, too, but I insisted that I was a “gentleman-sportsman,” not a “gentleman-politician,” and told him that we needed to keep unnecessary small talk to a minimum.) We tried to help the agent with a sweeping gesture that clearly said, “The train with your boat is just around that next bend, sir,” but he somehow wanted to make his role more important. His lips repeated the words we had rehearsed correctly, but his gesture was overly dramatic, like a fancy footman announcing, “My Lord, the carriage waits.”

Roos, in all innocence, narrowly missed provoking a fight with a hot-tempered half-breed while he was setting up to shoot the incoming freight. He had an ingenious method of determining, without bending over his finder, just what his lens was going to “pick-up.” This consisted of holding his arms at full length, with his thumbs placed tip to tip and the forefingers standing straight up. The right-angling digits then framed for his eye an approximation of his picture. To one not used to it this esoteric performance looked distinctly queer, especially if he chanced to be standing somewhere near the arch priest’s line of vision. And that, as it happened, was exactly the place from which it was revealed to the choleric near-Shuswap section hand. I didn’t need the breed’s subsequent contrite explanation to know that, from where he had been standing, those twiddling thumbs and fingers, through the great fore-shortening of the arms, looked to be right on the end of the nose of the grimacing little man by the camera. Not even a self-respecting white man would have stood for what that twiddling connoted, let alone a man in whose veins flowed blood that must have been something like fifteen-sixteenths of the proudest of Canadian strains. Luckily, both Blackmore and his burly boatman were men of action. Even so, it was a near squeeze for both camera and cameraman. Roos emerged unscarred in anything but temperament. And, of course, as every one even[Pg 94] on the fringes of the movies knows, the temperaments of both stars and directors are things that require frequent harrowing to keep them in good working order.

Roos, completely unaware, almost started a fight with a hot-tempered half-breed while he was preparing to shoot the incoming freight. He had a clever way of figuring out, without bending over his finder, exactly what his lens was going to capture. This involved holding his arms out straight, with his thumbs touching and his forefingers pointing straight up. The angled fingers then framed a rough outline of his shot for his eye. To someone unfamiliar with it, this strange act looked pretty odd, especially if they happened to be standing near the arch priest’s line of sight. And that, as luck would have it, was exactly where the hot-headed near-Shuswap section hand was positioned. I didn’t need the half-breed’s later apologetic explanation to realize that, from his viewpoint, those fidgeting thumbs and fingers, due to the way the arms were extended, must have looked like they were right on the nose of the scowling little man by the camera. Not even a self-respecting white man would have tolerated what that fidgeting implied, let alone someone with blood that was probably about fifteen-sixteenths of the proudest Canadian lineage. Fortunately, both Blackmore and his stocky boatman were men of action. Still, it was a risky situation for both the camera and the cameraman. Roos came out unscathed, except for his mood. And, as everyone even slightly connected to the film industry knows, the moods of both stars and directors often need to be carefully managed to keep them functioning smoothly.[Pg 94]

Roos’ filming of the unloading of the boat was the best thing he did on the trip. Every available man in Beavermouth was requisitioned. This must have been something like twenty-five or thirty. A half dozen, with skids and rollers, could have taken the boat off without exerting themselves seriously, but could hardly have “made it snappy.” And action was what the scene demanded. There was no time for a rehearsal. The agent simply told us where the car would be shunted to, Blackmore figured out the best line from there over the embankment and through the woods to the river, and Roos undertook to keep up with the procession with his camera. Blackmore was to superintend the technical operation and I was ordered to see that the men “acted natural.” And thus we went to it. The big boat, which must have weighed close to half a ton, came off its flat car like a paper shallop, but the resounding thwack with which her bows hit a switch-frog awakened Blackmore’s concern. “Easy! Easy! Don’t bust her bottom,” he began shouting; while I, on the other side, took up my refrain of “Don’t look at the camera!—make it snappy.” The consequence of these diametrically opposed orders was that the dozen or more men on my side did most of the work. But even so it was “snappy”—very.

Roos filming the unloading of the boat was the highlight of the trip. Every man in Beavermouth was called in, which was probably about twenty-five or thirty people. A handful of guys with skids and rollers could have gotten the boat off without too much effort, but they wouldn't have been able to do it quickly. And the scene needed action. There was no time for a rehearsal. The agent just told us where the car would be moved, Blackmore figured out the best way from there over the embankment and through the woods to the river, and Roos took on the task of keeping up with everything using his camera. Blackmore was in charge of the technical aspects, and I was told to make sure the men “acted natural.” And so we got to work. The big boat, which must have weighed nearly half a ton, came off the flat car like it was made of paper, but the loud thud when its front hit a switch-frog raised Blackmore’s worries. “Easy! Easy! Don’t break her bottom!” he shouted, while I, on the opposite side, yelled, “Don’t look at the camera!—make it quick.” The result of these conflicting commands was that most of the work was done by the dozen or so men on my side. But even so, it was definitely “snappy”—very.

Down the embankment we rushed like a speeding centipede, straight at the fine hog-proof wire fence of[Pg 95] the C. P. R. right-of-way. That fence may have been hog-proof, but it was certainly not proof against the charge of a thirty-foot boat coming down a fifty per cent. grade pushed by twenty-five men. We had intended lifting over it, but our momentum was too great, especially after I had failed to desist from shouting “Make it snappy!” soon enough. The barrier gave way in two or three places, so that we were shedding trailing lengths of wire all the way to the river. On through the woods we juggernauted, Roos following in full cry. His city “news stuff” training was standing him in good stead, and he showed no less cleverness than agility in making successive “set-ups” without staying our progress. Only in the last fifty yards, where the going over the moss and pine needles was (comparatively speaking) lightning fast, did we distance him. Here, as there was plenty of time, he cut a hole in the trees and shot the launching through one of his favourite “sylvan frames.” For the push-off shot he provided his customary heart throb by bringing down the station agent’s three-year-old infant to wave farewell. That he didn’t try to feature the mother prominently seemed to indicate that what I had said at Windermere on the subject had had some effect.

Down the embankment we raced like a speeding centipede, heading straight for the hog-proof wire fence of[Pg 95] the C. P. R. right-of-way. That fence may have been hog-proof, but it definitely wasn’t strong enough to withstand the impact of a thirty-foot boat coming down a fifty percent grade powered by twenty-five men. We meant to lift over it, but our momentum was too strong, especially since I didn't stop shouting “Make it snappy!” soon enough. The barrier broke in two or three spots, so we were leaving behind bits of wire all the way to the river. Through the woods we charged, with Roos following closely. His city “news stuff” training was really paying off, and he was just as clever as he was agile, setting up shots without slowing us down. Only in the last fifty yards, where the moss and pine needles made things (relatively speaking) fast, did we get ahead of him. Here, with plenty of time, he created a gap in the trees and filmed the launch through one of his favorite “sylvan frames.” For the push-off shot, he added his usual emotional touch by bringing down the station agent’s three-year-old child to wave goodbye. His choice not to prominently feature the mother seemed to suggest that what I said at Windermere about the matter had made some impact.

After the “farewell” had been filmed, we landed at the fire ranger’s cabin to pick up Roos and his camera. The ranger told us that a couple of trappers who had been for some weeks engaged in portaging their winter supplies round Surprise Rapids would be waiting for us at the head of the first fall in the expectation of getting the job of packing our stuff down to the foot.[Pg 96] “Nothing doing,” Blackmore replied decisively; “going straight through.” The ranger grinned and shook his grizzled head. “You’re the man to do it,” he said; “but jest the same, I’m glad it’s you and not me that has the job.”

After we filmed the “farewell,” we arrived at the fire ranger’s cabin to pick up Roos and his camera. The ranger informed us that a couple of trappers who had been hauling their winter supplies around Surprise Rapids for a few weeks would be waiting for us at the top of the first fall, hoping to help carry our stuff down to the bottom.[Pg 96] “Not a chance,” Blackmore replied firmly; “we’re going straight through.” The ranger grinned and shook his grizzled head. “You’re the one to do it,” he said; “but still, I’m glad it’s you and not me who has the job.”

The station agent came down with Roos, evidently with the cheering purpose of showing us the place where his predecessor and a couple of other men had been drowned in attempting to cross the river some months previously. “Only man in the boat to be picked up alive was a one-armed chap,” he concluded impressively. “Too late now for operations on any of this crew,” laughed Blackmore, pushing off with a pike-pole. “Besides, every man jack of us is going to have a two-arm job all the way.” To the parting cheers of the mackinawed mob on the bank, he eased out into the current and headed her down the Bend.

The station agent came down with Roos, clearly eager to show us the spot where his predecessor and a couple of other guys had drowned trying to cross the river a few months earlier. “The only guy in the boat who was rescued alive was a one-armed guy,” he wrapped up dramatically. “It’s too late now for any of this crew,” laughed Blackmore, pushing off with a pike pole. “Besides, every single one of us is going to have a two-arm job all the way.” To the farewell cheers of the crowd on the bank, he eased out into the current and steered downstream.

ARRIVAL OF OUR BOAT AT BEAVERMOUTH (above)
OUR FIRST CAMP AT BEAVERMOUTH (center)
THE REMAINS OF A SUNKEN FOREST (below)

TRAPPER'S CABIN WHERE WE FOUND SHELTER FOR THE NIGHT (above)
WHERE WE LANDED ABOVE SURPRISE RAPIDS (center)
WHERE WE DOCKED AT “EIGHT MILE” (below)

Roos stationed himself in the bow, with camera set up on its shortened tripod, waiting to surprise any scenery caught lurking along the way. Blackmore steered from the stern with his seven-feet-long birch paddle. Andy Kitson and I, pulling starboard and port oars respectively, rubbed shoulders on the broad ’midship’s thwart. Our outfit—a comparatively light load for so large a boat—was stowed pretty well aft. I saw Blackmore lean out to “con ship” as we got under way. “Good trim,” he pronounced finally, with an approving nod. “Just load enough to steady her, and yet leave plenty of freeboard for the sloppy water. This ought to be a dryer run than some the old girl’s had.” I chuckled to myself over that “dryer.” I hadn’t told Blackmore yet what was hidden down [Pg 97]Canoe River way. I had promised Captain Armstrong not to do so until I had ascertained that we had a teetotal crew—or one comparatively so.

Roos set up at the front of the boat with his camera on a shortened tripod, ready to capture any interesting sights along the way. Blackmore navigated from the back with his seven-foot birch paddle. Andy Kitson and I sat close together on the wide seat in the middle, using our oars on the right and left sides. Our gear—a relatively light load for such a big boat—was stored mostly towards the back. I noticed Blackmore leaning out to “con ship” as we started moving. “Good trim,” he finally said with a nod of approval. “Just enough weight to keep her steady, but still enough freeboard for choppy water. This should be a dryer trip than some the old girl’s had.” I chuckled to myself over that “dryer.” I hadn’t mentioned to Blackmore yet what was hidden down [Pg 97]Canoe River. I had promised Captain Armstrong not to say anything until I was sure we had a sober crew—or at least one that was mostly sober.

Andy Kitson was a big husky North-of-Irelander, who had spent twenty years trapping, packing, hunting, lumbering and boating in western Canada. Like the best of his kind, he was deliberate and sparing of speech most of the time, but with a fine reserve vocabulary for emergency use. He was careful and cautious, as all good river boatmen should be, but decidedly “all there” in a pinch. He pulled a good round-armed thumping stroke with his big oar, and took to the water (as has to be done so frequently on a bad stretch of “lining down”) like a beaver. Best of all, he had a temper which nothing from a leak in the tent dribbling down his neck to a half hour up to his waist in ice-cold water seemed equal to ruffling. I liked Andy the moment I set eyes on his shining red gill, and I liked him better and better every day I worked and camped with him.

Andy Kitson was a big, sturdy guy from Northern Ireland who had spent twenty years trapping, packing, hunting, logging, and boating in western Canada. Like the best of his kind, he was mostly deliberate and careful with his words, but he had a great vocabulary ready for emergencies. He was cautious and thoughtful, like all good riverboat captains should be, but he was definitely capable in a tight spot. He pulled a strong, powerful stroke with his big oar and took to the water (which often happens on a tricky stretch of “lining down”) like a beaver. Most impressively, he had a temper that nothing—from a leak in the tent dripping down his neck to spending half an hour up to his waist in freezing water—could disturb. I liked Andy the moment I saw his bright red hair, and I liked him more with each day I worked and camped with him.

As it was three-thirty when we finally pushed off, Blackmore announced that he would not try to make farther than “Eight-Mile” that afternoon. With comparatively good water all the way to the head of Surprise Rapids, we could have run right on through, he said; but that would force us to make camp after dark, and he disliked doing that unless he had to. In a current varying from three to eight miles an hour, we slid along down stream between banks golden-gay with the turning leaves of poplar, cottonwood and birch, the bright colours of which were strikingly accentuated by the sombre background of thick-growing[Pg 98] spruce, hemlock, balsam and fir. Yellow, in a score of shades, was the prevailing colour, but here and there was a splash of glowing crimson from a patch of chin-chinick or Indian tobacco, or a mass of dull maroon where a wild rose clambered over the thicket. Closely confined between the Rockies to the right and the Selkirks to the west, the river held undeviatingly to its general northwesterly course, with only the patchiest of flats on either side. And this was the openest part of the Bend, Blackmore volunteered; from the head of Surprise Rapids to the foot of Priest Rapids the Columbia was so steeply walled that we would not find room for a clearing large enough to support a single cow. “It’s a dismal hole, and no mistake,” he said.

As it was three-thirty when we finally set off, Blackmore announced that he wouldn’t try to go further than “Eight-Mile” that afternoon. With fairly good water all the way to the head of Surprise Rapids, we could have pushed on through, he said; but that would mean we’d have to set up camp after dark, and he didn’t like doing that unless he had to. In a current ranging from three to eight miles an hour, we glided downstream between banks that were bright with the changing leaves of poplar, cottonwood, and birch, the vibrant colors made even more striking against the dark backdrop of thick spruce, hemlock, balsam, and fir. Yellow was the dominant color in countless shades, but here and there a burst of bright crimson from a patch of chinchilla or Indian tobacco, or a mass of dull maroon where a wild rose climbed over the thicket. The river, tightly squeezed between the Rockies on the right and the Selkirks to the west, kept a steady northwesterly course, with only scattered flat areas on either side. And this was the most open part of the Bend, Blackmore added; from the head of Surprise Rapids to the foot of Priest Rapids, the Columbia was so steeply walled that we wouldn’t find space for a clearing big enough to support a single cow. “It’s a dismal hole, no doubt about it,” he said.

We took about an hour to run to “Eight Mile,” Andy and I pulling steadily all the way in the deep, smoothly-running current. We tied up in a quiet lagoon opening out to the west—evidently the mouth of a high-water channel. There was a magnificent stand of fir and spruce on a low bench running back from the river, not of great size on account of growing so thickly, but amazing lofty and straight. We camped in the shelter of the timber without pitching a tent, Andy and Blackmore sleeping in the open and Roos and I in a tumble-down trapper’s cabin. Or rather we spread our blankets in the infernal hole. As the place was both damp and rat-infested, we did not sleep. Roos spent the night chopping wood and feeding the rust-eaten—and therefore smoky—sheet-iron stove. I divided my time between growling at Roos for enticing me into keeping him company in the[Pg 99] cabin against Blackmore’s advice, and throwing things at the prowling rodents. It did not make for increased cheerfulness when I hit him on the ear with a hob-nailed boot that I had intended for a pair of eyes gleaming vitreously on a line about six inches back of his gloomily bowed head. He argued—and with some reason I must admit—that I had no call to draw so fine a bead until I was surer of my aim. Largely as a point of repartee, I told him not to be too certain I was not sure of my aim. But I really had been trying to hit the rat....

We spent about an hour jogging over to “Eight Mile,” with Andy and me pulling steadily the whole way in the deep, smoothly flowing current. We tied up in a peaceful lagoon that opened to the west—clearly the entrance to a high-water channel. There was a fantastic stand of fir and spruce on a low bench extending back from the river; they weren’t very big since they were growing so densely, but they were astonishingly tall and straight. We camped in the shelter of the trees without setting up a tent, with Andy and Blackmore sleeping outside and Roos and I in a rundown trapper’s cabin. More accurately, we spread our blankets in the awful place. Since it was both damp and infested with rats, we didn’t get any sleep. Roos spent the night chopping wood and feeding the rusty—and therefore smoky—sheet-iron stove. I split my time between grumbling at Roos for dragging me into keeping him company in the cabin against Blackmore’s advice, and throwing things at the wandering rodents. It didn’t help my mood when I hit him on the ear with a hob-nailed boot that I had meant for a pair of eyes gleaming just about six inches behind his gloomily lowered head. He argued—and I must admit with some justification—that I shouldn’t have aimed so precisely until I was more sure of my shot. Mostly as a retort, I told him not to be too certain that I wasn’t sure of my aim. But honestly, I had been trying to hit the rat...

I took the temperature of the air and the river water in the morning, finding the former to register thirty-eight degrees and the latter forty-one. There was a heavy mist resting on the river for a couple of hours after daybreak, but it was lifting by the time we were ready to push off. In running swift water good visibility is even more imperative than at sea, but as there was nothing immediately ahead to bother Blackmore did not wait for it to clear completely. The sun was shining brightly by nine-thirty, and Roos made several shots from the boat and one or two from the bank. One of the most remarkable sights unfolded to us was that of “Snag Town.” Just what was responsible for this queer maze of upended trees it would be hard to say. It seems probable, however, that a series of heavy spring floods undermined a considerable flat at the bend of the river, carrying away the earth and leaving the trees still partially rooted. The broadening of the channel must have slowed down the current a good deal, and it appears never to have been strong enough to scour out below the te[Pg 100]naciously clinging roots. The former lords of the forest are all dead, of course, but still they keep their places, inclining down-stream perhaps twenty-degrees from their former proud perpendicular, and firmly anchored. It takes careful steering to thread the maze even in a small boat, but the current is hardly fast enough to make a collision of serious moment.

I checked the temperature of the air and the river water in the morning, finding that the air was thirty-eight degrees while the river was forty-one. There was a heavy mist over the river for a couple of hours after sunrise, but it was clearing up just as we were getting ready to leave. In fast-moving water, good visibility is even more crucial than at sea, but since there was nothing directly ahead to worry about, Blackmore didn’t wait for it to clear completely. The sun was shining brightly by nine-thirty, and Roos took several shots from the boat and a few from the bank. One of the most interesting sights we encountered was “Snag Town.” It's hard to say exactly what caused this strange maze of upturned trees, but it’s likely that a series of heavy spring floods eroded a lot of land at the bend of the river, washing away the soil while leaving the trees still partially rooted. The widening of the channel must have slowed down the current quite a bit, and it never seemed strong enough to wash out the stubbornly clinging roots. The former giants of the forest are all dead now, but they still stand, leaning about twenty degrees downstream from their once proud vertical positions, firmly anchored in place. It takes careful steering to navigate the maze in even a small boat, but the current isn’t fast enough to make any collisions a serious risk.

The current quickened for a while beyond “Snag Town” and then began slowing again, the river broadening and deepening meanwhile. I thought I read the signs aright and asked Blackmore. “Yes,” he replied with a confirmatory nod; “it’s the river backing up for its big jump. Stop pulling a minute and you can probably hear the rapid growling even here.” Andy and I lay on our oars and listened. There it was surely enough, deep and distant but unmistakable—the old familiar drum-roll of a big river beating for the charge. It was tremendous music—heavy, air-quivering, earth-shaking; more the diapason of a great cataract than an ordinary rapid, it seemed to me. I was right. Surprise is anything but an ordinary rapid.

The river picked up speed for a while past “Snag Town” and then started to slow down again, widening and deepening in the process. I thought I understood what was happening and asked Blackmore. “Yes,” he replied with a nod, “it’s the river backing up for its big jump. Stop rowing for a minute, and you can probably hear the rapid growling from here.” Andy and I rested on our oars and listened. There it was, deep and distant but unmistakable—the familiar drumroll of a big river preparing for the charge. It was amazing—heavy, vibrating the air, shaking the earth; more like the sound of a great waterfall than an ordinary rapid, it felt to me. I was right. Surprise is anything but an ordinary rapid.

We pulled for a half hour or more down a broad stretch of slackening water that was more like a lake than a river. Out of the looming shadows of the banks for a space, mountain heights that had been cut off leaped boldly into view, and to left and right lifted a lofty sky-line notched with snowy peaks rising from corrugated fields of bottle-green glacier ice. Mt. Sanford, loftiest of the Selkirks, closed the end of the bosky perspective of Gold Creek, and the coldly chiselled pyramids of Lyell, Bryce and Columbia[Pg 101] pricked out the high points on the Continental Divide of the Rockies. We held the vivid double panorama—or quadruple, really, for both ranges were reflected in the quiet water—for as long as it took us to pull to a beach at the narrowing lower end of the long lake-like stretch above the rapids, finally to lose it as suddenly as it had been opened to us behind the imminently-rearing river walls.

We rowed for over half an hour down a wide stretch of calm water that felt more like a lake than a river. From the dark shadows of the banks, towering mountains that had been hidden suddenly came into view, with a dramatic skyline on both sides featuring snowy peaks rising from the wavy fields of deep green glacier ice. Mt. Sanford, the tallest of the Selkirks, marked the end of the lush view of Gold Creek, while the sharply defined pyramids of Lyell, Bryce, and Columbia[Pg 101] highlighted the high points on the Continental Divide of the Rockies. We took in the vibrant double panorama—or really quadruple, since both ranges were mirrored in the still water—until we finally reached a beach at the narrowing lower end of the long lake-like stretch before the rapids, only to lose that stunning view as quickly as it had appeared behind the towering river walls.

The two trappers of whom the fire-ranger at Beavermouth had spoken were waiting for us on the bank. They had permits for trapping on a couple of the creeks below Kinbasket Lake, and were getting down early in order to lay out their lines by the time the season opened a month or so hence. They had been packing their stuff over the three-mile portage to the foot of the rapids during the last three weeks, and now, with nothing left to go but their canoes, were free to give us a hand if we wanted them. Blackmore replied that he could save time and labour by running and lining the rapids. “Besides,” he added with a grin, “I take it these movie people have come out to get pictures of a river trip, not an overland journey.” The trappers took the dig in good part, but one of them riposted neatly. Since he was out for furs, he said, and was not taking pictures or boot-legging, time was not much of an object. The main thing with him was to reach his destination with his winter’s outfit. If all the river was like Surprise Rapids he would be quite content to go overland all the way. Neither of them made any comments on the stage of the water or offered any suggestions in connection with the job we had ahead. That was one[Pg 102] comfort of travelling with Blackmore. In all matters pertaining to river work his judgment appeared to be beyond criticism. If he was tackling a stunt with a considerable element of risk in it, that was his own business. No one else knew the dangers, and how to avoid them, so well as he.

The two trappers that the fire ranger at Beavermouth mentioned were waiting for us on the bank. They had permits for trapping on a couple of creeks downriver from Kinbasket Lake and arrived early to set up their lines by the time the season opened in about a month. They had been hauling their gear over the three-mile portage to the foot of the rapids for the past three weeks, and now, with only their canoes left to transport, they were ready to help us if needed. Blackmore replied that he could save time and effort by navigating the rapids. “Besides,” he added with a grin, “I assume these film folks are here to capture a river journey, not an overland trek.” The trappers took the jab in stride, but one of them responded cleverly. Since he was focused on furs and wasn’t taking pictures or bootlegging, he said that time wasn’t really an issue for him. What mattered most was reaching his destination with his winter supplies. If all the river was like Surprise Rapids, he would be happy to go overland the whole way. Neither of them commented on the water level or offered any suggestions regarding the task ahead. That was one[Pg 102] comfort of traveling with Blackmore. In all matters related to river work, his judgment seemed flawless. If he was taking on a risky maneuver, that was his own concern. No one else understood the dangers and how to navigate them as well as he did.

Blackmore looked to the trim of the boat carefully before shoving off, putting her down a bit more by the stern it seemed to me. He cautioned me on only one point as we pulled across the quarter of mile to where the banks ran close together and the quiet water ended. “Don’t never dip deep in the white water, and ’specially in the swirls,” he said, stressing each word. “If you do, a whirlpool is more’n likely to carry your oar-blade under the boat and tear out half the side ’fore you can clear your oar-lock. That’s the way that patched gunnel next you came to get smashed.” As we were about at the point where it is well to confine all the talking done in the boat to one man, I refrained from replying that I had been told the same thing in a dozen or so languages, on four different continents, and by “skippers” with black, yellow and copper as well as white skins, at fairly frequent intervals during the last fifteen years. There were enough slips I might make, but that of dipping deep in rough water was hardly likely to be one of them.

Blackmore carefully examined the boat's trim before pushing off, leaning her a bit more by the stern, or so it seemed to me. He warned me about just one thing as we crossed the quarter-mile to where the banks came close together and the calm water ended. “Never dip deep into the white water, especially in the swirls,” he said, emphasizing each word. “If you do, a whirlpool is likely to pull your oar blade under the boat and damage half the side before you can free your oar lock. That's how that patched gunnel next to you got smashed.” As we reached the point where it’s best to keep all the talking in the boat to one person, I held back from saying that I’d heard the same advice in a dozen languages, on four different continents, from “skippers” of all backgrounds over the last fifteen years. There were enough mistakes I could make, but dipping deep in rough water was unlikely to be one of them.

The rumble of the rapid grew heavier as we proceeded, but only a single flickering white “eyelash” revealed the imminent ambush lurking beyond the black rocks. The current accelerated rapidly as the walls closed in, but ran easily, effortlessly, unripplingly, and with an almost uncanny absence of swirls[Pg 103] and eddies. “Have plenty way on her ’fore she hits the suds,” cautioned Blackmore, and Andy and I grunted in unison as we leaned a few more pounds of beef onto our bending spruces. That started our inside elbows to bumping, but without a word each of us sidled along an inch or two toward his gunwale to get well set while yet there was time.

The roar of the rapids grew louder as we moved forward, but only a single flickering white “eyelash” hinted at the ambush waiting beyond the dark rocks. The current picked up speed quickly as the walls got narrower, but it flowed smoothly, effortlessly, without any ripples, and with a strange lack of swirls and eddies. [Pg 103] “Keep the speed up before she hits the foam,” warned Blackmore, and Andy and I nodded in agreement as we leaned a little more weight onto our bending paddles. That made our elbows bump against each other, but silently, we both inched a bit closer to the edge of the boat to stabilize ourselves while we still had some time.

With an easy bob—quick like a rowboat rides the bow wave of a steamer, but smoother, easier in its lift—we ran into the head of the rapid. There was a swift V-shaped chute of smooth jade-green water; then we slapped right into the “suds.” High-headed waves slammed against the bows and threw spray all over the boat and far astern of it. But they lacked jolt. They had too much froth and not enough green water to make them really formidable. We were in rough but not really bad water. I tried to grin at Blackmore to show him I understood the situation and was enjoying it highly; but his eyes, pin-points of concentration under bent brows, were directed over my head and far in advance. Plainly, he was thinking as well as looking well ahead.

With a smooth bob—quick like a rowboat catching the bow wave of a steamer, but smoother and easier in its lift—we hit the start of the rapid. There was a fast V-shaped channel of smooth jade-green water; then we slammed right into the “suds.” High waves slammed against the bow and sent spray all over the boat and far behind it. But they didn’t have a hard impact. They were too foamy and not enough green water to be truly intimidating. We were in rough water, but it wasn't really that bad. I tried to grin at Blackmore to show him I got the situation and was really enjoying it; but his eyes, tiny points of concentration under raised brows, were focused over my head and far ahead. Clearly, he was both thinking and keeping his gaze well ahead.

Reassured by the smart way we were slashing through that first riffle, I ventured to steal a look over my shoulder. In the immediate foreground Roos, with his waterproof buttoned close around his neck, was shaking the spray out of his hair and watching for a chance to snap with his kodak. Ahead there was perhaps another hundred yards of about the same sort of water as that in which we were running; then a yeasty welter of white where the river disappeared round a black cliff into what seemed a narrow gorge.[Pg 104] Opposite the cliff the river wall sloped slightly and was thickly covered with a dense growth of evergreen. The heavy roar we had been hearing for hours was still muffled. Evidently the main disturbance was somewhere beyond the bend at the cliff.

Feeling reassured by how smoothly we were cutting through that first riffle, I couldn’t help but glance over my shoulder. Right in front of me, Roos, with his waterproof jacket tightly buttoned at the neck, was shaking the water out of his hair and looking for a chance to take a picture with his Kodak. Up ahead, there was maybe another hundred yards of similar water to what we were navigating; then a frothy rush of white where the river vanished around a dark cliff into what appeared to be a narrow gorge.[Pg 104] Across from the cliff, the riverbank sloped gently and was thick with a dense cover of evergreens. The loud roar we’d been hearing for hours was still muted. Clearly, the main action was happening somewhere beyond the bend at the cliff.

The thunder of falling water grew louder as we headed down toward the white smother in the embrasure of the bend, and it was from Blackmore’s lips rather than from any words I heard that I gathered that he was calling for “More way!” Still keeping fairly good stroke, Andy and I quickly had her going enough faster than the current to give the big paddle all the steerage “grip” Blackmore could ask for. Swinging her sharply to the right, he headed her past the out-reaching rock claws at the foot of the cliff, and, with a sudden blaze of light and an ear-shattering rush of sound we were into the first and worst fall of Surprise Rapids.

The roar of falling water got louder as we moved toward the white foam at the bend, and I realized from Blackmore’s expression rather than any words that he was asking for “More speed!” Keeping a decent stroke, Andy and I quickly pushed her faster than the current to give the big paddle all the control Blackmore needed. He swung her sharply to the right, steering her past the jagged rocks at the base of the cliff, and then, with a sudden burst of light and a deafening rush of sound, we plunged into the first and most dangerous section of Surprise Rapids.

That dual onslaught of light and sound had something of the paralyzing suddenness of that which occurs when a furnace door is thrown wide and eye and ear are assailed at the same instant with the glare and the roar from within. One moment we were running in a shadowed gorge with a heavy but deadened and apparently distant rumble sounding somewhere ahead; the next we were in the heart of a roar that fairly scoured our ear-drums, and blinking in a fluttering white light that seemed to sear the eyeballs. The one hurried glance that I threw behind me as I began floundering on the end of my kicking oar photographed an intensely vivid picture on my memory.[Pg 105]

That simultaneous blast of light and sound hit us with the same shocking intensity as when a furnace door is swung open, assaulting our eyes and ears at once with the brightness and noise from inside. One moment, we were running in a dark canyon with a heavy but muffled and seemingly distant rumble echoing somewhere ahead; the next, we were caught in the middle of a deafening roar that practically battered our eardrums while we squinted in a sudden, bright light that felt like it was burning our eyes. The quick look I took behind me as I struggled with my oar captured a striking image in my mind.[Pg 105]

What had been merely a swiftly-flowing river with a streak of silver riffles down the middle had changed to a tumultuous tumble of cascades that gleamed in solid white from bank to bank like the churned snow of a freshly descended avalanche. There was no green water whatever; not even a streak that was tinged with green. All that relieved the coruscating, sun-silvered tumble of whiteness were the black tips of jutting bedrock, sticking up through the foam they had churned. The deeply shadowed western wall, hanging above the river like a dusky pall, served only to accentuate by contrast the intense white light that danced above the cascade. It was as though the golden yellow had been filtered out of the sunlight in the depths, and only the pure blue-white of calcium reflected back into the atmosphere.

What had once been a fast-flowing river with a streak of silver ripples down the middle had transformed into a wild rush of cascades that shone bright white from bank to bank, reminiscent of the churned snow from a recently fallen avalanche. There was no hint of green water at all; not even a trace with a greenish tint. The only thing that broke up the sparkling, sunlit whiteness was the black tips of exposed bedrock, rising through the foam they had stirred up. The deeply shadowed western wall loomed over the river like a dark shroud, only serving to highlight the intense white light dancing above the waterfall. It was as if the golden yellow had been filtered out of the sunlight in the depths, leaving just the pure blue-white of calcium to reflect back into the sky.

Heavy as was the fall of the river over the stretch we had now entered, I could just make out a point perhaps a half mile farther down where it dropped out of sight entirely. That, I told myself, must be the place where there was an unbroken reef of bedrock all the way across the stream, and where there was an abrupt drop of eight or ten feet. A great throbbing rumble cutting into the slightly higher-keyed roar that already engulfed us also seemed to indicate that the steepest pitch had not yet been reached. I had, of course, seen worse water than this, but certainly had never (as appeared to be the case now) been irretrievably committed to running it. I had heard that it was quite unrunnable in any kind of a boat, it certainly looked unrunnable, and I seemed to have the impression that Blackmore had said he[Pg 106] was not intending to run it. Yet here we were into it, and without (so far as I could see) anything to do but drive ahead. However, that was Blackmore’s affair....

Heavy as the river’s fall was over the stretch we had now entered, I could just make out a point maybe half a mile further down where it dropped out of sight completely. That, I told myself, must be where there was an unbroken reef of bedrock all the way across the stream, with a sudden drop of eight or ten feet. A powerful rumble cutting into the slightly higher-pitched roar that surrounded us also seemed to indicate that the steepest part hadn’t been reached yet. I had, of course, seen worse water than this, but I had never (as seemed to be the case now) been completely committed to running it. I had heard it was pretty much unrunable in any kind of boat, it definitely looked unrunable, and I seemed to recall Blackmore saying he[Pg 106] wasn’t planning to run it. Yet here we were in it, and without (as far as I could see) anything to do but push ahead. However, that was Blackmore’s concern....

The rather smart team-work which Andy and I had maintained for a while dissolved like the morning mists as we banged in among the walloping rollers at the head of the real cascade. Both of us were in difficulties, but his round-armed thumping stroke seemed rather more true to form than the shattered remnants of my fine straight-armed slide-and-recover, with its dainty surface-skimming “feather.” Nothing but the sharpest of dabs with the tip of an oar can get any hold in a current of fifteen to twenty miles an hour, and the short, wristy pull (which is all there is time for) doesn’t impart a lot of impulse to a thirty-foot boat. That, and the staggering buffets on the bows, for it was solid, lumpy water that was coming over us now, quickly reduced our headway. (Headway through the current, I mean; our headway floating in the current was terrific.) This was, of course, a serious handicap to Blackmore, as it deprived him of much of the steerage-way upon which he was dependent for quick handling of the boat. The difficulty of maintaining steerage-way in rough water with oars makes a bow as well as a stern paddle very desirable in running bad rapids. The bow paddler can keep a very sharp lookout for rocks immediately ahead, and, in a pinch, can jerk the boat bodily to one side or the other, where oarsmen have to swing it. However, Blackmore knew just what he was going up against,[Pg 107] and had made the best disposition possible of his available crew.

The pretty effective teamwork that Andy and I had kept up for a while fell apart like morning fog as we crashed into the big waves at the start of the real waterfall. We were both struggling, but his powerful, round-arm strokes seemed more on point than my collapsed attempt at the smooth, straight-arm slide-and-recover with its light surface-skimming “feather.” Only the quickest taps with the tip of an oar can grip in a current of fifteen to twenty miles per hour, and the quick, wrist-based pulls (which is all we had time for) don't give much power to a thirty-foot boat. On top of that, the heavy hits on the front, since it was rough, choppy water hitting us now, quickly slowed us down. (I mean headway through the current; our headway floating in the current was impressive.) This was, of course, a significant disadvantage for Blackmore, as it took away much of the control he needed for quick maneuvering of the boat. The challenge of keeping control in rough water with oars makes having a paddle at both the front and back very useful when navigating tough rapids. The front paddler can keep a close eye out for rocks directly ahead and, when necessary, can yank the boat to one side or the other, while oarsmen have to swing it. However, Blackmore knew exactly what he was facing, and he had positioned his available crew as best as he could.

I was too busy keeping myself from being bucked off the thwart by my floundering oar to steal more than that first hurried look over my shoulder. It was not my concern what was ahead anyway. All I had to do was to take a slap at the top of a wave every time I saw a chance, and be ready to back, or throw my weight into a heavy stroke, when Blackmore needed help to turn her this way or that. My signal—a jerk of the steersman’s head to the left—came sooner than I expected. It looked a sheer impossibility to drive through the maze of rocks to the bank, yet that—after a long, anxious look ahead—was evidently what he had decided to attempt. As it was my oar he called on, I knew it was the right or east bank, a sharply sloping reach of black bedrock littered with water-scoured boulders.

I was too busy trying to keep from getting tossed off the seat by my struggling oar to take more than a quick glance over my shoulder. It wasn’t really my concern what lay ahead anyway. All I needed to do was hit the top of a wave whenever I got the chance and be ready to either pull back or put my weight into a strong stroke when Blackmore needed help to steer the boat this way or that. My signal—a quick turn of the steersman’s head to the left—came sooner than I expected. It seemed almost impossible to navigate through the maze of rocks to the shore, but after a long, anxious look ahead, it was clear that was what he had decided to try. Since he was relying on my oar, I knew he meant the right or east bank, a steep stretch of black bedrock scattered with water-smoothed boulders.

By the way Blackmore was leaning onto his paddle I knew that he needed all the pull I could give him to bring her round. Swinging back hard, I threw every pound I had onto my oar. For an instant the lack of resistance as the blade tore through foam nearly sent me reeling backwards; then it bit into solid water, and, under impulse of oar and paddle, the boat pivoted through more than half a quadrant and shot straight for the bank. Right in where the black rock tips were scattered like the raisins in a pudding he headed her. There was no room to use the oars now, but she still carried more than enough way to send her to the bank. Or rather, it would have carried[Pg 108] her through if the course had been clear. Missing two or three rocks by inches, she rasped half her length along another, and onto a fourth—lurking submerged by a foot—she jammed full tilt. It was her port bow that struck, and from the crash it seemed impossible that she could have escaped holing. Andy went over the side so suddenly that, until I saw him balancing on a rock and trying to keep the boat from backing off into the current, I thought he had been thrown overboard by the impact. Thumping her bow with his boot, he reported her leaking slightly but not much damaged. Then, swinging her round into an eddy, he jumped off into the waist-deep water and led her unresistingly up against the bank. It was astonishing to see so wild a creature so suddenly become tame.

By the way Blackmore was leaning on his paddle, I knew he needed all the help I could give him to turn the boat around. I swung back hard and put every ounce of strength I had into my oar. For a moment, the lack of resistance as the blade sliced through the foam nearly made me lose my balance; then it gripped solid water, and with the force of the oar and paddle, the boat turned sharply and shot straight for the bank. Right where the black rock tips were scattered like raisins in a pudding, he aimed the boat. There was no space to use the oars now, but the boat still had enough momentum to reach the bank. Or rather, it would have made it if the path had been clear. Missing two or three rocks by just inches, the boat scraped half its length along one and then crashed onto a fourth—hidden just below the surface. It was the port bow that hit, and from the noise of the crash, it seemed impossible that she wouldn't have taken on water. Andy went over the side so quickly that until I saw him balancing on a rock and trying to keep the boat from drifting back into the current, I thought he’d been thrown overboard by the impact. He thumped the bow with his boot and reported that she was leaking slightly but not too damaged. Then, turning her into an eddy, he jumped into the waist-deep water and guided her smoothly up against the bank. It was incredible to see such a wild creature suddenly become so calm.

We would have to “line down” from here to the foot of the first fall, Blackmore said. While Roos was setting up his camera the veteran explained that he could have run four or five hundred yards farther down, right to the brink of the “tip off,” but that he preferred getting in out of the wet where he had a good landing. I agreed with him heartily—without putting it in words. But if that was his idea of a “good landing place,” I hoped he would continue to avoid bad ones.

We would need to "line down" from here to the bottom of the first waterfall, Blackmore said. While Roos was getting his camera ready, the veteran explained that he could have gone another four or five hundred yards all the way to the edge of the "tip off," but he preferred to stay dry where he had a safe spot to land. I wholeheartedly agreed with him—without saying a word. But if that was his idea of a "good landing place," I hoped he would keep avoiding the bad ones.

The basic principles of “lining down” are the same on all rivers. Where water is too rough to run, it is the last resort before portaging. As generally practised, one man, walking along the bank, lets the boat down with a line, while another—or as many others as are available—keeps it off the rocks with poles. “Lining” can be effected more rapidly and with much[Pg 109] less effort if one man remains in the boat and fends off with his pole from there. This is much the better method where the fall is not too great and the water comparatively warm. On the upper Columbia, where the breaking away of a boat from a line means its almost inevitable loss with all on board, it is resorted to only when absolutely necessary, and when a man of great experience is handling the line. It takes a natural aptitude and years of experience for a man to master all the intricacies of “lining.” I shall not endeavour to enumerate even the few that I am familiar with; but the one thing beyond all others to avoid is letting the bow of the boat swing outwards when the stern is held up by a rock. This brings the full current of the river against its up-stream side, exerting a force that a dozen men could not hold against, let alone one or two. As Blackmore was noted for his mastery of the “lining” game, however, we had no apprehension of trouble in this department.

The basic principles of “lining down” are the same on all rivers. When the water is too rough to navigate, it’s the last option before carrying the boat. Typically, one person walks along the bank and lowers the boat with a line, while another— or as many others as available— keeps it away from the rocks with poles. “Lining” can be done more quickly and with much less effort if one person stays in the boat and uses a pole to fend off from there. This is the better method when the drop isn’t too steep and the water is relatively warm. On the upper Columbia, where a boat breaking free from a line likely means losing it and everyone on board, this technique is only used when absolutely necessary and when a very experienced person is handling the line. Mastering all the complexities of “lining” requires a natural talent and years of experience. I won’t try to list even the few I know, but the one thing to avoid above all is letting the bow of the boat swing outward when the stern is held against a rock. This exposes the upstream side to the full current of the river, creating a force that even a dozen men couldn’t hold back, let alone just one or two. Fortunately, since Blackmore was known for his skill in the “lining” technique, we weren't worried about any issues in this area.

Nothing of the outfit save the moving picture camera was removed from the boat at this juncture. Coiling his line—something over a hundred feet of half-inch Manila hemp—over his left arm, Blackmore signalled Andy to shove off. Paying out the line through his right hand, he let the eddy carry the boat out into the drag of the current. Armed with long pike-poles, Andy and I ran on ahead to keep it clear of the banks as it swung in. This was easy enough as long as we had only the bank to contend with. But almost immediately the trouble which makes Surprise Rapids one of the nastiest stretches on any river in the world to line began to develop. This[Pg 110] came from the submerged rocks which crop up all along between the banks and the deeper water of mid-channel.

Nothing from the boat except the movie camera was taken out at this moment. Coiling his line—just over a hundred feet of half-inch Manila hemp—over his left arm, Blackmore signaled Andy to push off. Paying out the line through his right hand, he let the eddy carry the boat into the current. Armed with long pike poles, Andy and I ran ahead to keep it clear of the banks as it swung in. This was easy enough as long as we only had the bank to deal with. But almost immediately, the trouble that makes Surprise Rapids one of the toughest sections on any river in the world for lining started to develop. This came from the submerged rocks that pop up all along between the banks and the deeper water in the middle of the channel. This[Pg 110]

Pulling her up and releasing her with a hand that reminded me of that of a consummate natural horseman, Blackmore nursed the boat along and managed to avoid most of these obstructions. But every now and then she would wedge between a close-set pair of boulders and resist the force of the current to drive her on. At such times it was up to Andy and me to wade in and try to dislodge her with our poles. Failing this, we had to wade out still farther and lift her through. Andy always took the lead in this lifting business, claiming that it required a lot of experience to know just the instant to stop shoving at the boat as she began to move, and start bracing against the current to keep from getting carried away. I have no doubt he was right. In any event he would never let me come out until he had tugged and hauled for several minutes trying to budge her alone, and even then—notwithstanding his four or five inches less of height—he always took his station in the deepest hole. Two or three times, shaking himself like a Newfoundland, he came out wet to the armpits with the icy water. As the sun was beating hotly upon the rocks, however, neither of us felt the cold much that afternoon. A few days later it was another story.

Pulling her up and letting her go with a hand that reminded me of a skilled horse trainer, Blackmore navigated the boat along and managed to dodge most of the obstacles. But every now and then, she'd get stuck between a tight pair of boulders, resisting the current that tried to push her forward. At those times, it was up to Andy and me to wade in and try to free her with our poles. If that didn’t work, we had to wade out even farther and lift her through. Andy always took the lead in this lifting task, insisting it took a lot of experience to know precisely when to stop pushing the boat as it started to move and start bracing against the current to avoid getting swept away. I have no doubt he was right. In any case, he never let me come out until he had tugged and pulled for several minutes trying to shift her by himself, and even then—despite being four or five inches shorter—he always took his place in the deepest water. A couple of times, shaking himself like a Newfoundland, he came out soaked up to his armpits with the icy water. However, since the sun was beating down hot on the rocks, neither of us felt the cold much that afternoon. A few days later, that would be a different story.

We made something like eight or nine hundred yards before we stopped—right to the head of the roaring chute that ran down to the sheer drop-off. Roos—always at his best when there was plenty of unpremeditated action going on, so that “directorial”[Pg 111] worries sat lightly on him—followed us closely all the way. It was hard enough keeping one’s footing on those ice-slippery boulders at all; how he managed it with something like a hundred pounds of camera and tripod over his shoulder and a bulky case in one hand is more than I can figure. But he did it, keeping close enough so that he got just about everything without having to ask us to do it over again. This latter was a good deal of a comfort, especially in those waist-deep-in-the-Columbia lifting stunts. I had always hated “lining down,” even in the tropics, and I already saw that what we had ahead wasn’t going to modify my feelings for the better.

We went about eight or nine hundred yards before we stopped—right at the edge of the roaring chute that led down to the steep drop-off. Roos—always at his best when there was a lot of spontaneous action happening, so that “directorial” worries didn't weigh on him—followed us closely the whole way. It was tough enough to keep our footing on those ice-slick boulders; how he managed it with around a hundred pounds of camera and tripod on his shoulder and a bulky case in one hand is beyond me. But he pulled it off, staying close enough to capture almost everything without needing us to redo any takes. This was a huge relief, especially during those waist-deep lifting stunts in the Columbia. I had always disliked “lining down,” even in the tropics, and I could already tell that what lay ahead wasn’t going to change my mind about it.

At the head of that rough-and-tumble cascade leading to the fall, Blackmore decided that we would have to unload the boat completely before trying to let her down. It was always bad business there at the best, he said, and the present stage of water made the rocks quite a bit worse than when either higher or lower. If we hustled, there ought to be time to get through before dark, and then a half mile run would take us to a good camping place near the head of the second fall. Here Roos intervened to point out that the sun was already behind the western wall, and asking if it wouldn’t be possible to camp where we were. He wanted to keep the “continuity” of this particular piece of “lining” unbroken, and would need good light to finish it in. Blackmore said he could manage the camp if we thought our ear-drums would stand the roar.

At the top of that chaotic cascade leading to the waterfall, Blackmore decided we would have to completely unload the boat before trying to lower it down. It was always tricky there, he said, and the current water level made the rocks much more hazardous than when it was either higher or lower. If we moved quickly, we should have enough time to get through before dark, and then a half-mile run would take us to a nice camping spot near the top of the second waterfall. At this point, Roos spoke up to point out that the sun had already dipped behind the western cliffs and asked if we could camp where we were. He wanted to keep the “continuity” of this particular piece of “lining” intact and would need good light to finish it. Blackmore said he could set up the camp if we thought our ears could handle the noise.

So we unloaded the boat, and Blackmore leading her into the quietest pool he could find, moored her[Pg 112] for the night. As there was a couple of feet of “lop” even there, this was rather a nice operation. With lines to stern and bow, and held off from the rocks on either side by lashed pike-poles, she looked for all the world like some fractious horse that had been secured to prevent its banging itself up against the sides of its stall. It was a beastly job, carrying the fifteen or twenty heavy parcels of the outfit a hundred yards over those huge polished boulders to the bit of sand-[Pg 113]bar where camp was to be pitched. My old ankles—endlessly sprained during my football days—protested every step of my several round trips, and I congratulated myself that I had had the foresight to bring leather braces to stiffen them. Reeking with perspiration after I had thrown down my last load, I decided to use the river for a bath that I would have to take anyway on shifting from my wet clothes. The half-glacial water was not a lot above freezing, of course; but that is of small moment when one has plenty of animal heat stored up to react against it. My worst difficulty was from the bumpiness of my rocky bathing pool, which also had a rather troublesome undercurrent pulling out toward the racing chute of the main channel. Blackmore, pop-eyed with astonishment, came down to watch the show. It was the first time he had ever seen a man take a voluntary bath in Surprise Rapids, he said. And all the others—the involuntary bathers—they had picked up later in Kinbasket Lake.

So we unloaded the boat, and Blackmore, leading her into the quietest spot he could find, moored her[Pg 112] for the night. Since there was a couple of feet of “lop” even there, it was a pretty nice task. With lines tied to the stern and bow, and held away from the rocks on either side by lashed pike-poles, she looked just like a restless horse that had been tied down to stop it from banging into the walls of its stall. It was a tough job carrying the fifteen or twenty heavy parcels of gear a hundred yards over those huge, smooth boulders to the little sandbar[Pg 113] where we would set up camp. My old ankles—constantly sprained during my football days—complained with every step of my multiple trips, and I congratulated myself for bringing leather braces to support them. Sweating after I dropped off my last load, I decided to take a bath in the river, which I needed to do anyway when changing out of my wet clothes. The half-freezing water was not much above freezing, of course; but that doesn't matter when you have plenty of body heat to counter it. My biggest issue was the rocky bottom of my bathing spot, which also had a pesky current pulling out toward the fast-moving chute of the main channel. Blackmore, wide-eyed with surprise, came down to watch. It was the first time he had ever seen a guy willingly take a bath in Surprise Rapids, he said. As for the others—the ones who had taken involuntary baths—they had been picked up later in Kinbasket Lake.

That was about the most restricted space I can recall ever having camped in. The great boulders of the high-water channel extended right up to the foot of the mountain wall and neither the one nor the other afforded enough level space to set a doll’s house. A four-by-six patch of sand was the most extensive area that seemed to offer, and, doubling this in size by cutting away a rotting spruce stump and a section of fallen birch, there was just enough room for the little shed-tent. It was a snug and comfortable camp, though, and highly picturesque, perched as it was almost in the spray of the cascade. The noise was the worst thing, and we would have had to stay there even longer than we did to become quite used to it. All of us were shouting in each other’s ears for days afterwards, and even trying to converse in signs in the idyllic quietude of Kinbasket Lake.

That was probably the most cramped space I can remember ever camping in. The huge boulders of the high-water channel stretched right up to the mountain wall, and neither provided enough flat ground to set up a dollhouse. A four-by-six patch of sand was the largest area that seemed to be available, and by doubling that size by removing a rotting spruce stump and a piece of fallen birch, there was just enough room for the little shed-tent. It was a cozy and comfortable camp, though, and very picturesque, sitting almost in the spray of the waterfall. The noise was the worst part, and we would have had to stay there even longer than we did to really get used to it. All of us were shouting in each other’s ears for days afterward, even trying to communicate with gestures in the peaceful quiet of Kinbasket Lake.

The storm which Blackmore’s seer-like vision had descried in the blue-green auroral flutters of a couple of nights previously arrived quite on schedule. Although the western sky had glowed for half an hour after sunset with that supposedly optimistic tinge of primrose and terra-cotta, it was pouring before midnight, and the next morning there was truly almost as much water in the air as in the river. Pictures were out of the question, so there was nothing to do but hang on until the weather cleared. Leaving Roos whittling and Andy struggling to divert a swelling young river that was trying to sluice away the sand on which the tent was pitched, Blackmore and I pulled on our waterproofs and clambered a mile through the woods to a camp of C. P. R. engineers. Blackmore wanted to get an extra axe; I to get some further data on the fall of the river. We found a crude cable-ferry thrown across just below the foot of the big[Pg 114] fall, and a rough, boggy path from the eastern end of it took us to the camp of three or four comfortable cabins.

The storm that Blackmore’s almost prophetic vision had seen in the blue-green auroras a couple of nights ago arrived right on time. Even though the western sky glowed with a supposedly hopeful mix of primrose and terra-cotta for half an hour after sunset, it was pouring by midnight, and the next morning, there was almost as much water in the air as in the river. Taking pictures was out of the question, so we had no choice but to wait until the weather cleared up. While Roos was whittling and Andy was trying to redirect a rising young river that was trying to wash away the sand where our tent was set up, Blackmore and I threw on our waterproof gear and trekked a mile through the woods to a camp of C. P. R. engineers. Blackmore wanted to grab an extra axe; I needed to gather more information on the river's flow. We found a makeshift cable ferry set up just below the big[Pg 114] fall, and a rough, muddy path from the eastern end of it led us to a camp with three or four cozy cabins.

The Canadian Pacific, I learned—both on account of the high and increasing cost of its oil fuel and because of the trouble experienced in clearing their tunnels from smoke—was contemplating the electrification of all of its mountain divisions. There were numerous high falls along the line where power could be economically developed, but it was not considered desirable that the scenic beauty of these should be marred by diversion. Besides the Columbia, in a hundred miles of the Big Bend, offered the opportunity for developing more hydro-electric energy than all the west of Canada could use in the next twenty years. The Surprise Rapids project alone would provide far more power than the Canadian Pacific could use for traction, and it was expected that there would be a large surplus for municipal and industrial uses along the line. “All this, of course,” the engineer at the camp explained, “in the event the company decides to go ahead with the development. Raising the money will probably be the greatest difficulty, and in the present state of the financial market it is hard to see how much can be done for two or three years. In the meantime we are measuring the flow of the river every day, and will have accurate data to go by when the time for construction comes.”

The Canadian Pacific, I found out—because of the high and rising cost of its oil fuel and the issues with clearing their tunnels of smoke—was considering electrifying all of its mountain routes. There were a lot of high waterfalls along the route where power could be generated affordably, but it wasn't seen as a good idea to ruin the scenic beauty by diverting them. Additionally, the Columbia River, in a hundred miles of the Big Bend, had the potential to generate more hydroelectric energy than all of western Canada could use in the next twenty years. The Surprise Rapids project alone could provide far more power than the Canadian Pacific would need for traction, and it was expected that there would be a significant surplus for municipal and industrial use along the route. “All this, of course,” the engineer at the camp explained, “if the company decides to move forward with the development. Raising the funds will probably be the biggest challenge, and with the current state of the financial market, it’s hard to see how much can be accomplished for the next two or three years. In the meantime, we’re measuring the river's flow every day, and we will have accurate data to work with when construction time arrives.”

I learned that the total length of Surprise Rapids was three and a third miles, in which distance there was a fall of nearly one hundred feet. The greatest drop was in that stretch which we were waiting to[Pg 115] “line,” where there was a fall of twenty-one feet in seven hundred and fifty. At the second cascade there was a fall of fifteen feet in twelve hundred, and at the third, twenty-five feet in twenty-five hundred. It was planned to build the dam across the very narrow canyon near the foot of the lower fall, making it of such a height that a lake would be backed up as far as Beavermouth, incidentally, of course, wiping out the whole of Surprise Rapids. “They can’t wipe it out any too soon to suit me,” Blackmore commented on hearing this. “It’d have saved me a lot of work and many a wetting if they’d wiped it out twenty year ago. And that’s saying nothing of the men drownded there. It was that big whirlpool down through the trees there that did for Walter Steinhoff.”

I found out that the total length of Surprise Rapids was three and a third miles, with a drop of nearly one hundred feet over that distance. The biggest drop was in the section we were waiting to “line,” where there was a drop of twenty-one feet in seven hundred and fifty. At the second cascade, there was a drop of fifteen feet in twelve hundred, and at the third, twenty-five feet in twenty-five hundred. They planned to build a dam across the very narrow canyon near the bottom of the lower fall, making it high enough to create a lake that would reach all the way back to Beavermouth, effectively wiping out all of Surprise Rapids. “They can't get rid of it soon enough for me,” Blackmore remarked upon hearing this. “It would have saved me a lot of work and many soakings if they’d done it twenty years ago. And that doesn’t even mention the men who drowned there. It was that big whirlpool down through the trees that took Walter Steinhoff.”

We had left the camp now and were picking our way down the narrow trail to the foot of the second fall. I had been waiting to hear Blackmore speak of Steinhoff for two reasons: first, because I was curious to know how much truth there was in those dramatic versions of his death I had heard in Golden, and also because the subject would lead up naturally to that of the buried whisky. This latter was rather too delicate a matter to broach offhand, and I had therefore been carefully watching for a favourable opening. Now that it had come, I was quick to take advantage of it.

We had left the camp and were making our way down the narrow trail to the base of the second waterfall. I had been waiting to hear Blackmore talk about Steinhoff for two reasons: first, I was curious about the truth behind the dramatic stories of his death I had heard in Golden, and second, the topic would naturally lead to the buried whisky. Bringing up the whisky was a bit sensitive, so I had been carefully looking for the right moment to mention it. Now that the moment had arrived, I was eager to seize the opportunity.

“Tell me about Steinhoff,” I said. “He was on some kind of a boot-legging stunt, wasn’t he?” I was just a bit diffident about bringing up that drink-running business, for although I had been told that[Pg 116] Blackmore was a smooth hand at the game himself, I had a sort of sneaking idea that it was the kind of a thing a man ought to be sensitive about, like having had smallpox or a sister in the movies. I need not have worried, however. “You bet he was boot-legging,” Blackmore replied; “and so was I. Both outfits heading for Tete Jaune Cache on the Grand Trunk, and racing to get there first. That was what got him into trouble—trying to catch up with me after I had passed him by running and lining the first fall (the one we are doing the same way now) while he had portaged. I reckon it was his first intention to portage all the way to the foot of the second fall, but when he saw me slip by in the water he put in his canoes at the foot of the first fall and came after me.”

“Tell me about Steinhoff,” I said. “He was involved in some kind of bootlegging scheme, right?” I hesitated a bit about bringing up that drink-running business because even though I’d heard that [Pg 116] Blackmore was pretty good at it himself, I had a feeling it was the sort of thing a guy should be careful about, like having had smallpox or a sister in showbiz. But I didn’t need to worry. “You bet he was bootlegging,” Blackmore replied; “and so was I. Both of our teams were heading for Tete Jaune Cache on the Grand Trunk, racing to get there first. That’s what got him into trouble—trying to catch up with me after I had passed him by running and lining the first fall (the same way we’re doing it now) while he had portaged. I think he originally planned to portage all the way to the foot of the second fall, but when he saw me slip by in the water, he put in his canoes at the foot of the first fall and came after me.”

We had come out above the river now, and I saw a savage stretch of foam-white water falling in a roaring cascade to a mighty whirlpool that filled all of the bottom of the steeply-walled amphitheatre formed by a right-angling bend of the Columbia. Thirty feet or more above the present level of the whirlpool were the marks of its swirling scour at mid-summer high-water. Awesome enough now (and it was not any the less so to me since we still had to take the boat through it), I could see at once that, with the power of the floods driving it round and round at turbine speed, it must indeed be a veritable thing of terror. It was into this whirlpool, as well as others at Revelstoke Canyon and Death Rapids, that whole uprooted pines were said to be sucked in flood-time, to reappear only as battered logs many miles below. There seemed hardly enough water there at the pres[Pg 117]ent to make this possible; but the story was at least credible to me now, which was more than it had been previously.

We had come out above the river now, and I saw a wild stretch of foamy white water falling in a roaring cascade into a massive whirlpool that filled the bottom of the steep-sided amphitheater created by a sharp bend in the Columbia River. Marks of its swirling currents from mid-summer high water were visible more than thirty feet above the current level of the whirlpool. It was impressive enough now (and didn’t feel any less so to me since we still had to navigate the boat through it), and I could easily see that, with the power of the floods driving it around at turbine speed, it must really be terrifying. This whirlpool, along with others at Revelstoke Canyon and Death Rapids, was said to suck in entire uprooted trees during flood time, only for them to reappear as battered logs many miles downstream. There didn’t seem to be enough water there at the moment to make this possible; but the story was at least believable to me now, which was more than it had been before.

“So this is your ‘All Day Sucker,’” I remarked carelessly, in a studied attempt to keep Blackmore from noting how greatly the savage maelstrom had impressed me. Seeing through the bluff, he grinned indulgently and resumed his story of Steinhoff as soon as we had moved far enough round the whirlpool to make his voice comfortably heard above the roar of the cascade. A line had parted—sawed through in working round a rocky point a few hundred yards above—and Steinhoff’s big Peterboro was swept out into the current. Striking a rock, it turned over and threw him into the water. He made a brave effort to swim out, keeping his head above water most of the way down the cascade. The whirlpool had been too much for him, however. He was fighting hard to keep up when he was carried into the vortex and sucked under. Blackmore took no stock in the story of the dramatic gesture of farewell. “A man don’t pull that grand opry stuff with the cold of the Columbia biting into his spine,” was the way he put it.

“So this is your ‘All Day Sucker,’” I said casually, trying to make sure Blackmore wouldn’t notice how much the wild chaos had affected me. Seeing through my act, he smiled indulgently and continued his story about Steinhoff as soon as we had moved far enough around the whirlpool for him to be heard over the roar of the waterfall. A line had snapped—cut through while maneuvering around a rocky point a few hundred yards upstream—and Steinhoff’s big Peterboro was swept into the current. It hit a rock, flipped over, and threw him into the water. He made a brave attempt to swim out, keeping his head above water for most of the way down the waterfall. However, the whirlpool was too powerful for him. He was struggling to stay afloat when he was caught in the vortex and pulled under. Blackmore didn’t buy the part about the dramatic farewell gesture. “A man doesn’t do that grand performance stuff with the cold of the Columbia biting into his spine,” he said.

Then I told him about the whisky—spoke to him as a son to his father. And he, meeting me point for point in all seriousness of spirit, answered as father to son. He thought there was little chance of finding anything along the river. He had not done so himself for a number of years—and he hadn’t been overlooking any bets, either. There was, of course, still much good stuff buried in the drift below Middle River, but it would be like looking for a needle in a[Pg 118] haystack trying to find it. But the cache above Canoe River—ah, that was another matter! Captain Armstrong could be absolutely depended upon in a matter of that kind, and the directions sounded right as rain. Yes, he quite understood that I should want to take it all to California with me. He would want to do the same thing if he were in my place. It would be easy as picking pippins getting it over the line. He could tell me three different ways, all of them dead sure. He would not think of taking any of it for himself. The rum we had would be ample for the trip, except in extreme emergency. That “thirty over-proof” went a long way. And I need not worry in the least about Andy. He wasn’t a teetotaler exactly, but he never took too much under any provocation. Yes, I could depend upon the both of them to nose out that stuff at the old ferry. Put it there! We looked each other square in the eye, and shook hands solemnly there above the big whirlpool which was originally responsible for the good fortune that had come to us—or rather to me. Men have clasped hands and sworn to stand by each other in lesser things. At least that was the way it seemed to me at the moment. I could have embraced the fine old woodsman for his loyalty and generosity of spirit. I always called him Bob after that.

Then I told him about the whiskey—talked to him like a son would to his father. And he, matching my seriousness, responded like a father would to a son. He thought there was little chance of finding anything along the river. He hadn’t found anything himself in years—and he hadn’t been taking any risks either. There was still some good stuff buried in the drift below Middle River, but it would be like looking for a needle in a haystack to try and find it. But the stash above Canoe River—ah, that was different! Captain Armstrong could definitely be counted on for that, and the directions sounded spot on. Yes, he completely understood that I wanted to take it all to California with me. He would want to do the same if he were in my position. Getting it across the line would be as easy as pie. He could tell me three different ways, all of them sure bets. He wouldn’t think about keeping any for himself. The rum we had would be plenty for the trip, except in an emergency. That "thirty over-proof" lasted a long time. And I didn’t need to worry about Andy at all. He wasn’t exactly a teetotaler, but he never drank too much no matter the temptation. Yes, I could count on both of them to sniff out that stuff at the old ferry. You bet! We looked each other in the eye and shook hands solemnly there above the big whirlpool which was originally responsible for the good fortune that had come to us—or rather, to me. Men have clasped hands and promised to support each other for less important things. At least that's how it felt to me in that moment. I could have hugged the fine old woodsman for his loyalty and generosity. After that, I always called him Bob.

The rain thinned down and became a light Scotch mist as we picked our way back to camp. That struck me as being a good omen—it’s being “Scotch,” I mean. Later it cleared up entirely, and there was a glorious fairweather sunset of glowing saffron and flaming poppy red. To the northwest—Canoe[Pg 119] River-ward—there poured a wonderful light of pale liquescent amber. I had never seen such a light on land or sea, I told myself; or anywhere else, for that matter—except when holding a glass of Scotch up against the sun. That was another good omen. Funny thing, but I can still recall the date offhand, so indelibly had the promise of that day impressed itself on my mind. It was the first of October.

The rain lightened up and turned into a light Scotch mist as we carefully made our way back to camp. I thought that was a good sign—it being “Scotch,” I mean. Later, it completely cleared up, and we were treated to a stunning fairweather sunset of bright saffron and fiery poppy red. To the northwest—Canoe[Pg 119] River-ward—there was a beautiful light of pale, flowing amber. I had never seen such a light on land or sea, I told myself; or anywhere else, for that matter—except maybe when holding a glass of Scotch up to the sun. That felt like another good sign. It's funny, but I can still remember the date clearly; the promise of that day made a lasting impression on me. It was the first of October.

Although it snowed an inch or two during the night, the following morning fulfilled the promise of the sunset by breaking bright and cloudless. We were to line the boat down empty for a couple of hundred yards, and then load up again and line about an equal distance of slightly better water. This would take us to the brink of the abrupt fall, where both outfit and boat had to be portaged over the rocks for a short distance. That would leave us clear for the short, swift run to the head of the second fall.

Although it snowed an inch or two overnight, the next morning lived up to the promise of the sunset by being bright and clear. We needed to pull the boat down empty for a couple of hundred yards, then load it up again and pull it about the same distance on slightly better water. This would take us to the edge of the steep drop, where both our gear and the boat had to be carried over the rocks for a short way. After that, we would be ready for the quick run to the top of the second fall.

Cutting himself a “sylvan frame” through the pines on a point a hundred yards below the camp, Roos set up to shoot the first piece of lining. It was a mean looking job, for the river was tumbling in a half-cataract all the way, turning and squirming like a wounded dragon. I could see Blackmore was a bit worried over it, and, as the sequel proved, with good reason. I never quite understood his explanation of the cause of what happened, but I believe he claimed it was due to his obeying (against his better judgment) Roos’ signal to keep the boat in fairly close to the bank so that she would not pass “out of the picture”—beyond the range of his lens, that is. At any rate, the boat had hardly started before she swung[Pg 120] broadside to the current and, clapping like a limpet upon a big round boulder, hung there immovable. Heeled till her starboard side showed like the belly of a sharply sheering shark, her port gunwale dipped deep into the swirling current. In a wink she had taken all the water she would hold with the half-heel that was on her—enough, perhaps, to fill her half full when on an even keel.

Cutting himself a “sylvan frame” through the pines on a point a hundred yards below the camp, Roos set up to shoot the first piece of lining. It was a tough task because the river was rushing in a half-cataract all the way, twisting and turning like a wounded dragon. I could see Blackmore was a bit worried about it, and, as it turned out, for good reason. I never quite got his explanation of what happened, but I think he said it was because he followed (against his better judgment) Roos’ signal to keep the boat fairly close to the bank so that it wouldn’t pass “out of the picture”—beyond the range of his lens, that is. Anyway, the boat had hardly started before it swung broadside to the current and, clinging like a limpet to a big round boulder, hung there motionless. Heeled so far that her starboard side looked like the belly of a sharply leaning shark, her port gunwale dipped deep into the swirling current. In a flash, she had taken all the water she could hold with the half-heel that was on her—enough, maybe, to fill her halfway when on an even keel.

It was a case for instant action—a case where the nearest available man had to follow his first hunch without thinking it over or counting the cost. A few seconds more on that rock, and one of two things must happen to the boat: either she would settle a few inches farther, fill completely and sink, or else the force of the current would tear her to pieces where she was. Blackmore was tugging at his line and shouting directions, but the roar stopped the words at his lips. Andy did not need to be told what was needed, however. For myself, I was not quite sure of what to do, and less so of how to do it. Also, I doubted my ability to keep my footing in the current. In short, I found myself thinking and weighing chances in one of those emergencies where a man to be worth his salt has no business to do either.

It was a situation that required immediate action—a situation where the closest available person had to act on instinct without thinking it through or worrying about the consequences. A few more seconds on that rock, and one of two things would happen to the boat: either it would settle a few inches deeper, become completely filled with water, and sink, or the force of the current would tear it apart where it was. Blackmore was pulling at his line and shouting directions, but the roar drowned out his voice. Andy didn’t need to be told what to do, though. As for me, I wasn’t completely sure what to do, and even less sure how to do it. I also questioned my ability to stay balanced in the current. In short, I found myself overthinking and weighing options in one of those emergencies where a person who knows what they’re doing shouldn’t be doing either.

There was only one place where a man could get at the boat, and Andy beat me to it by a mile. (I would have seen to that even had he moved a lot slower than he did.) He was rather more than waist deep, but quite safe as long as the boat stuck where she was. Unfortunately, getting her off was the very thing he was there for. It was a good deal like a man’s having to saw off the branch on which he sat.[Pg 121] But Andy never hesitated—probably because there was not time to think and reckon the consequences. Setting his heavy shoulders under her bilge, he gave a mighty upward heave. She shuddered through her long red length, and then, as the kick of the current got under her submerged gunwale, shot up and off as though discharged from a catapult. The job had been well done, too, for she came off with her stern down stream, which made it comparatively easy for Blackmore to check her way with his line, even half-filled as she was.

There was only one spot where a guy could reach the boat, and Andy got there way before I did. (I would have managed to get there first, even if he had moved a lot slower.) He was a bit more than waist-deep in the water, but he was fine as long as the boat stayed put. Unfortunately, getting her off was exactly what he was there to do. It was a lot like a guy having to saw off the branch he was sitting on.[Pg 121] But Andy didn’t hesitate—probably because he didn’t have time to think about the consequences. He set his strong shoulders under her bilge and gave a huge upward heave. She trembled along her long red body, and then, as the current lifted her submerged edge, she shot up and off like she was fired from a catapult. The job was actually pretty well done too, since she came off with her stern facing downstream, which made it easier for Blackmore to control her with his line, even though she was half-filled with water.

Whether he failed to recover as the boat was swept away, or whether he lost his balance in avoiding entanglement in the line, Andy was not quite sure. His first recollection after releasing the boat, he said, was of floundering in the water and of finding that his first kick or two did not strike bottom. The thing that is always possible when a man has lifted off a boat in a swift current had happened: he had lost his footing, and in just about the one worst place in the whole Columbia.

Whether he didn't manage to get back as the boat was carried away, or if he lost his balance trying to avoid getting caught in the line, Andy wasn't really sure. His first memory after letting go of the boat, he said, was struggling in the water and realizing that his first couple of kicks didn't hit the bottom. What often happens when someone has pushed off from a boat in a fast current occurred: he had lost his footing, and in one of the absolute worst spots in the entire Columbia.

Blackmore, dragged down the bank after his floundering boat, was not in a position where he could throw the end of his line to any purpose. I waded in and reached out my pike-pole, but Andy’s back was to it the only time he came within grabbing distance. The only thing that saved him was luck—the fact that the current at the point he lost his footing did not swirl directly into the main chute, but did a little double-shuffle of its own along the side of an eddy before taking the big leap. Hooking into the solid green water of that eddy, Andy found himself[Pg 122] a toehold, and presently clambered out. He had not swallowed any water, and did not seem much chilled or winded. A violent sickness of the stomach, where the cold had arrested digestive operations, was about the only ill effect. What seemed to annoy him most was the fact that all of his pockets were turned wrong-side-out, with all of their contents—save only his watch, which had been secured by a thong—missing. Blackmore nodded grimly to me as he came up after securing the boat. “Now perhaps you’ll believe what I told you about the old Columbia picking pockets,” he said dryly.

Blackmore, dragged down the bank after his struggling boat, wasn’t in a place where he could throw his line effectively. I waded in and reached out with my pike-pole, but Andy’s back was turned the only time he was close enough to grab. The only thing that saved him was luck—the current at the spot where he lost his footing didn’t funnel directly into the main chute but swerved a bit in a side eddy before taking the big plunge. Grabbing onto the solid green water of that eddy, Andy found a foothold and soon climbed out. He hadn’t swallowed any water and didn’t seem too cold or winded. The only real problem was a violent stomach ache, as the cold had stopped his digestion. What seemed to bother him the most was that all of his pockets were turned inside out, and everything was gone—except for his watch, which was secured by a cord. Blackmore nodded grimly at me as he returned after securing the boat. “Now maybe you’ll believe what I told you about the old Columbia picking pockets,” he said dryly.

Roos came down complaining that he had been too far away to pick up any details of the show even with his “six-inch” lens and cursing his luck for not having been set up closer at hand. Considering what he had missed, I thought he showed unwonted delicacy in not asking Blackmore and Andy to stage it over again for him.

Roos came down saying he had been too far away to catch any details of the show even with his "six-inch" lens and was cursing his luck for not being set up closer. Given what he had missed, I thought he showed unexpected sensitivity in not asking Blackmore and Andy to do it again for him.

Bailing out the boat, we found one oar missing, but this we subsequently recovered from an eddy below. That left our net loss for the mishap only the contents of Andy’s pockets and the picture Roos did not get. Some might have figured in the extra ration of rum Andy drew to straighten out the kinks of his outraged stomach; but that seemed hardly the sporting way to look at it, especially with our prospects in the drink line being what they were.

Bailing out the boat, we found one oar missing, but we later retrieved it from an eddy downstream. That left our only loss from the mishap as the contents of Andy’s pockets and the picture Roos didn’t get. Some might have included the extra ration of rum Andy had to settle his upset stomach, but that didn’t seem like the right way to see it, especially considering our slim chances of getting a drink.

"SHOOTING" THE FIRST PART OF THE RAPIDS AT SURPRISE RAPIDS (above)
THE CAMP WHERE THE ROAR OF THE RAPIDS WAS BLASTING IN OUR EARS (center)
WHERE STEINHOF DROWNED (below)

WHERE ANDY JUST BARELY AVOIDED DROWNING IN SURPRISE RAPIDS (above)
VIEWING THROUGH THE PINES AT SURPRISE RAPIDS (center)
TOP OF THE SECOND FALL OF SURPRISE RAPIDS (below)

The portage at the fall proved a mighty stiff bit of hard labour. It was one thing to skid the boat along on the pine needles at Beavermouth with a couple of dozen men pushing it, and quite another for three [Pg 123]men to take it out of the water, lift it over forty or fifty feet of boulders, and put it back into the river again. By the free use of rollers—cut from young firs—we managed, however, Roos cranking his camera through all of the operation and telling us to “Make it snappy!” and not to be “foot-hogs.” Almost worse than portaging the boat was the unspeakably toil-some task of packing the outfit over the boulders for a couple of hundred yards to where there was a quiet spot to load again. Every step had to be balanced for, and even then one was down on his knees half the time. With my numerous bad joints—there are but three from shoulder to heel that had not been sprained or dislocated from two to a dozen times—this boulder clambering work was the only thing in connection with the whole voyage that I failed to enjoy.

The portage at the fall turned out to be really tough work. It was one thing to slide the boat along on the pine needles at Beavermouth with a couple of dozen guys pushing it, and quite another for three [Pg 123]men to lift it out of the water, carry it over forty or fifty feet of boulders, and set it back in the river. Thankfully, we managed to use rollers—made from young fir trees—but Roos was busy filming the whole thing and kept shouting at us to “Make it snappy!” and not to be “foot-hogs.” Even worse than moving the boat was the incredibly exhausting job of hauling the gear over the boulders for a couple of hundred yards to a quieter spot to reload. Every step had to be carefully considered, and even then, I spent half the time on my knees. With my many bad joints—there are only three from shoulder to heel that haven’t been sprained or dislocated a couple of times—this boulder scrambling was the only part of the whole trip that I didn’t enjoy.

A half mile run with an eight-mile current took us to the head of the second fall, all but the first hundred yards of which had to be lined. Landing this time on the west bank, we worked the boat down without much difficulty past the jutting point where the line of Steinhoff’s boat had parted. Blackmore had hoped to line her all the way down without unloading, but the last fifty yards before the cascade tumbled into the big whirlpool were so thickly studded with rocks along the bank that he finally decided not to risk it. As there were thirty or forty feet of deep pools and eddies between the rocks on which she was stuck and the nearest stretch of unsubmerged boulders, unloading was a particularly awkward piece of work. Finally everything was shifted out onto a flat-topped rock, and Roos and I were left to get this ashore[Pg 124] while Andy and Blackmore completed lining down. It was an especially nice job, taking the boat down that last steep pitch into the big whirlpool and then working her round a huge square-faced rock to a quiet eddy, and I should greatly like to have seen it. Unluckily, what with stumbling over hidden boulders and being down with my nose in the water half of the time, and the thin blue mist that hovered round me the rest of the time from what I said as a consequence of stumbling, I could only guess at the finesse and highly technical skill with which the difficult operation was accomplished. The worst part appeared to be getting her down the fall. Once clear of the submerged rocks, Blackmore seemed to make the whirlpool do his work for him. Poised on a projecting log of the jam packed on top of the jutting rock, he paid out a hundred feet of line and let the racing swirl of the spinning pool carry the boat far out beyond all obstructions. Then, gently and delicately as if playing a salmon on a trout rod, he nursed her into an eddy and simply coiled his line and let the back-setting current carry her in to the bit of sandy beach where he wanted to tie her up for the night. It takes a lifetime of swift-water experience to master the intricacies of an operation like that.

A half-mile run with an eight-mile current brought us to the start of the second waterfall, most of which had to be lined for all but the first hundred yards. This time, landing on the west bank, we maneuvered the boat down without much trouble, passing the outcropping where Steinhoff’s boat line had snapped. Blackmore had hoped to line it all the way down without unloading, but the last fifty yards before the cascade dropped into the big whirlpool were packed with rocks along the bank, so he ultimately decided it wasn't worth the risk. Since there were thirty or forty feet of deep pools and eddies between the rocks the boat was stuck on and the nearest part of dry boulders, unloading was particularly tricky. Eventually, everything was moved onto a flat-topped rock, and Roos and I were left to get this ashore[Pg 124] while Andy and Blackmore finished lining down. It was quite a task, taking the boat down that last steep descent into the big whirlpool and then navigating around a massive square-faced rock into a calm eddy, and I would have loved to see it. Unfortunately, with me tripping over hidden boulders and having my face in the water half the time, plus the thin blue mist swirling around me from my stumbles, I could only imagine the skill and precision with which this challenging maneuver was performed. The toughest part seemed to be getting the boat down the fall. Once clear of the submerged rocks, Blackmore appeared to let the whirlpool do the work for him. Balancing on a log jammed on top of the jutting rock, he paid out a hundred feet of line and let the rushing whirlpool carry the boat far beyond any obstacles. Then, as gently as if reeling in a salmon with a trout rod, he guided her into an eddy and simply coiled his line, allowing the back current to bring her to the sandy beach where he wanted to tie her up for the night. It takes a lifetime of experience with fast water to master the complexities of a maneuver like that.

It was still early in the afternoon, but with a thick mist falling Blackmore thought best to stop where we were. The next available camping place was below the half-mile-long third cascade, and no old river man likes to go into a rapid when the visibility is poor. We pitched the tent in a hole cut out of the thick-growing woods on a low bench at the inner angle of[Pg 125] the bend. Everything was soaking wet, but it was well back from the falls, and for the first time in two days we were able to talk to each other without shouting. Not that we did so, however; from sheer force of habit we continued roaring into each other’s ears for a week or more yet.

It was still early afternoon, but with a thick mist falling, Blackmore thought it was best to stop where we were. The next available camping spot was below the half-mile-long third cascade, and no experienced river person likes to enter a rapid when visibility is poor. We set up the tent in a clearing carved out of the dense woods on a low ledge at the inner angle of[Pg 125] the bend. Everything was soaking wet, but it was well back from the falls, and for the first time in two days, we were able to talk to each other without shouting. Not that we actually did; out of sheer habit, we continued yelling in each other’s ears for a week or more.

The great pile of logs on top of the flat-topped rock above the whirlpool had fascinated me from the first. Over a hundred feet square, forty feet high, and packed as though by a titanic hydraulic press, it must have contained thousands and thousands of cords of wood. On Blackmore’s positive assurance as a timberman that there was nothing in the pile of any value for lumber, even in the improbable contingency that a flood would ever carry it beyond the big drifts of Kinbasket Lake, I decided to make a bonfire of it. Never had I had such an opportunity, both on the score of the sheer quantity of combustible and the spectacular setting for illumination.

The huge stack of logs on the flat rock over the whirlpool had captivated me from the start. It was over a hundred feet square, forty feet high, and packed down as if by a massive hydraulic press, likely holding thousands and thousands of cords of wood. Since Blackmore, a timberman, assured me that there was nothing valuable in the pile for lumber, even in the unlikely event that a flood would ever carry it away from the big drifts of Kinbasket Lake, I decided to set it on fire. I had never had such a chance, both because of the sheer amount of combustible material and the amazing setting for the illumination.

The whirlpool was whouf-whoufing greedily as it wolfed the whole cascade when I clambered up just before dark to touch off my beacon. It was fairly dry at the base, and a pile of crisp shavings off a slab from some distant up-river sawmill caught quickly. From a spark of red flickering dimly through the mist when we sat down to supper, this had grown to a roaring furnace by the time we had relaxed to pipes and cigarettes. An hour later the flames had eaten a clear chimney up through the jam and the red light from their leaping tips was beginning to drive back the encompassing darkness. Roos, who had read about India, thought it would have been fine if we[Pg 126] only had a few widows to cast themselves on the flaming pyre and commit suttee. Andy and Blackmore, both sentimental bachelors, were a unit in maintaining that it would be a shame to waste good widows that way, especially on the practically widowless Big Bend. All three were arguing the point rather heatedly when they crawled into their blankets. For myself, with a vision of the wonder about to unroll impinging on my brain, I could not think of turning in for hours yet.

The whirlpool was whouf-whoufing greedily as it devoured the entire cascade when I climbed up just before dark to light my beacon. It was pretty dry at the bottom, and a pile of crisp shavings from a slab of wood from some distant up-river sawmill caught fire quickly. From a small flicker of red shining dimly through the mist when we sat down for dinner, this had turned into a roaring fire by the time we settled down with pipes and cigarettes. An hour later, the flames had created a clear chimney through the jam, and the red light from their dancing tips was starting to push back the surrounding darkness. Roos, who had read about India, thought it would be great if we[Pg 126] only had a few widows to throw themselves on the flaming pyre and perform suttee. Andy and Blackmore, both sentimental bachelors, firmly believed it would be a shame to waste good widows that way, especially in the nearly widowless Big Bend. All three were debating the point rather passionately when they crawled into their blankets. As for me, with the vision of the wonder about to unfold filling my mind, I couldn't think about turning in for hours.

By ten o’clock the pile was well alight underneath, but it was not until nearly midnight, when the mist had turned to snow and a strong wind had sprung up, that it was blazing full strength. I hardly know what would have been the direction of the wind in the upper air, but, cupped in the embrasure of the bend, it was sucking round and round, like the big whirlpool, only more fitfully and with an upward rather than a downward pull. Now it would drag the leaping flame-column a hundred feet in the air, twisting it into lambent coils and fining the tip down to a sharp point, like that of the Avenging Angel’s Sword of Fire in the old Biblical prints, now sweep it out in a shivering sheet above the whirlpool, now swing it evenly round and round as though the flame, arrow-pointed and attenuated, were the radium-coated hand of a Gargantuan clock being swiftly revolved in the dark.

By ten o'clock, the pile was burning strongly underneath, but it wasn't until nearly midnight, when the mist had turned into snow and a strong wind kicked up, that it was blazing at full strength. I'm not sure what direction the wind was blowing in the upper air, but where I was, it swirled around in the bend like a massive whirlpool, only more erratically and pulling upward instead of downward. It would pull the leaping column of flames a hundred feet into the air, twisting it into glowing coils and narrowing the tip to a sharp point, like the Avenging Angel's Sword of Fire in old Biblical illustrations. Then it would spread out in a shivering sheet above the whirlpool, or swing round and round as if the flame, sharp and slender, was the radium-coated hand of a giant clock spinning quickly in the dark.

But the wonder of wonders was less the fire itself than the marvellous transformations wrought by the light it threw. And the staggering contrasts! The illuminated snow clouds drifting along the frosted-[Pg 127]pink curtain of the tree-clad mountain walls made a roseate fairyland; even the foam covered sweep of the cascade, its roar drowned in the sharp crackle of the flames, was softened and smoothened until it seemed to billow like the sunset-flushed canvas of a ship becalmed: but the whirlpool, its sinister character only accentuated by the conflict of cross-shadows and reflections, was a veritable Pit of Damnation, choking and coughing as it swirled and rolled in streaky coils of ox-blood, in fire-stabbed welters of fluid coal-tar.

But the most amazing thing wasn't just the fire itself, but the incredible transformations created by its light. And the striking contrasts! The illuminated snow clouds moving across the frosted-pink backdrop of the tree-covered mountain walls created a rose-tinted fairyland; even the foamy rush of the waterfall, its roar drowned out by the sharp crackle of the flames, appeared softened and smooth, like the sunset-lit canvas of a ship at rest. Yet the whirlpool, its sinister nature emphasized by the clash of shadows and reflections, was a true Pit of Damnation, choking and gasping as it swirled and rolled in murky coils of dark red, in fire-lit masses of liquid tar.

Wrapped in my hooded duffle coat, I paced the snow-covered moss and exulted in the awesome spectacle until long after midnight. I have never envied Nero very poignantly since. Given a fiddle and a few Christians, I would have had all that was his on the greatest night of his life—and then some. Father Tiber never had a whirlpool like mine, even on the day Horatius swam it “heavy with his armour and spent with changing blows.”

Wrapped in my hooded duffle coat, I walked back and forth on the snow-covered moss and reveled in the amazing scene until long after midnight. I have never felt such envy for Nero since then. Given a fiddle and a few Christians, I could have had everything he had on the greatest night of his life—and even more. Father Tiber never had a whirlpool like mine, not even on the day Horatius swam it “heavy with his armor and exhausted from changing blows.”

The next morning, though too heavily overcast for pictures, was still clear enough to travel. The head riffles of the third fall of Surprise Rapids began a little below our camp, so that we started lining almost immediately. Three or four times we pulled across the river, running short stretches and lining now down one side and now the other. There was not so great a rate of drop as at the first and second falls, but the whole stream was choked with barely submerged rocks and lining was difficult on account of the frequent cliffs.

The next morning, even though it was too cloudy for photos, was still clear enough to travel. The initial riffles of the third fall of Surprise Rapids began just below our camp, so we started lining almost immediately. We crossed the river three or four times, navigating short sections and lining on one side and then the other. The drop wasn’t as steep as at the first and second falls, but the whole stream was packed with barely submerged rocks, making lining tough because of the frequent cliffs.

It was about half way down that I all but messed things up by failing to get into action quickly enough[Pg 128] at a crossing. The fault, in a way, was Blackmore’s, because of his failure to tell me in advance what was expected, and then—when the order had to be passed instantly—for standing rather too much on ceremony in the manner of passing it. We were about to pull to the opposite side to line down past a riffle which Blackmore reckoned too rough to risk running. There was about a ten-mile current, and it would have required the smartest kind of a get-away and the hardest kind of pulling to make the other bank without being carried down onto the riffle. The boat was headed up-stream, and, as Blackmore had not told me he intended to cross, I took it for granted he was going to run. So, when Roos shoved off and jumped in, I rested on my oar in order that Andy could bring the boat sharply round and head it down stream. Blackmore’s excited yell was the first intimation I had that anything was wrong. “Pull like hell! You!... Mister Freeman!”

It was about halfway down that I almost messed things up by not getting into action quickly enough at a crossing. In a way, it was Blackmore’s fault for not telling me in advance what was expected, and then—when the order needed to be communicated instantly—for being too formal in the way he passed it on. We were about to pull to the opposite side to line down past a riffle that Blackmore thought was too rough to risk running. There was about a ten-mile current, and it would have required a quick getaway and some serious pulling to reach the other bank without being carried onto the riffle. The boat was headed upstream, and since Blackmore hadn’t told me he planned to cross, I assumed he was going to run the rapids. So, when Roos shoved off and jumped in, I rested on my oar so Andy could turn the boat sharply and head it downstream. Blackmore’s excited yell was the first indication I had that something was wrong. “Pull like hell! You!... Mister Freeman!”

That “Mister,” and his momentary pause before uttering it, defeated the purpose of the order. I pulled all right, and so hard that my oar-blade picked up a very sizable hunk of river and flung it in Blackmore’s face. That upset my balance, and I could not recover quickly enough to keep the boat’s head to the current. With characteristic presence of mind, Blackmore changed tactics instantly. “Got to chance it now!” he shouted, and threw such a pull onto his steering paddle that the handle bent to more than half a right angle where he laid it over the gunwale. There was one jutting rock at the head of the riffle that had to be missed; the rest was all a matter of[Pg 129] whether or not the next couple of hundred yards of submerged boulders were deeply enough covered to let us pass over them. There was no way of avoiding them, no chance to lay a course between them.

That “Mister,” and his brief pause before saying it, ruined the purpose of the order. I pulled hard enough that my oar blade lifted a big chunk of river and splashed it in Blackmore’s face. That threw off my balance, and I couldn’t recover quickly enough to keep the boat headed into the current. Showing typical quick thinking, Blackmore switched tactics immediately. “We’ve got to take a chance now!” he shouted, and pulled on his steering paddle so hard that the handle bent to more than a right angle where he laid it over the side of the boat. There was one rock at the top of the riffle that had to be avoided; the rest depended on whether the next couple of hundred yards of submerged boulders were deep enough for us to pass over them. There was no way to steer around them, no chance to choose a path between them.

Blackmore was a bit wilder about the eyes than I had seen him before; but he had stopped swearing and his mouth was set in a hard, determined line. Andy, with chesty grunts, was fairly flailing the water with swift, short-arm strokes. I did not need to be told to refrain from pulling in order that the others could swing her head as far toward the west bank as possible before the rock was reached. Instead, I held ready for the one quick backing stroke that would be called for in the event a collision seemed imminent at the last moment. It was the wave thrown off by the rock itself that helped us most when the showdown came. Shooting by the jagged barrier so close that Andy could have fended with his hand, the boat plunged over a short, sharp pitch and hit the white water with a bang.

Blackmore looked a bit wilder in the eyes than I had seen him before, but he had stopped swearing, and his mouth was set in a hard, determined line. Andy, making chesty grunts, was splashing the water with quick, short strokes. I didn’t need to be told to hold back so the others could angle the boat as far toward the west bank as possible before we hit the rock. Instead, I was ready for the quick backing stroke that would be needed if a collision seemed imminent at the last second. It was the wave created by the rock itself that helped us the most when the moment came. We shot past the jagged barrier so closely that Andy could have defended himself with his hand, and the boat plunged over a short, sharp drop, hitting the white water with a thud.

That was by long odds the roughest stuff we had been into so far. The waves were curling up well above our heads, and every one we hit left a foot or two of its top with us—solid green water, most of it, that began accumulating rather alarmingly in the bottom of the boat. There was no regularity in the way they ran, either. One would come mushrooming fairly over the bows, another would flop aboard over the beam, and every now and then a wild side-winder, missing its spring at the forward part of the boat, would dash a shower of spray over the quarter. From the bank she must have been pretty well out of sight[Pg 130] most of the time, for I often saw spray thrown ten or fifteen feet to either side and twice as far astern. All hands were drenched from the moment we struck the first comber, of course, which was doubtless why a wail from Roos that the water was going down his neck seemed to strike Blackmore as a bit superfluous. “Inside or outside your neck?” he roared back, adding that if it was the former the flow could be checked by the simple and natural expedient of keeping the mouth shut. Very properly, our “skipper” had the feeling that, in a really tight place, all the talking necessary for navigation should be done from the “bridge,” and that “extraneous” comment should be held over to smooth water.

That was by far the roughest stuff we had faced so far. The waves were curling up well above our heads, and every one we encountered left a foot or two of its top with us—mostly solid green water that started building up alarmingly in the bottom of the boat. The waves didn’t come in any regular pattern. One would surge over the front, another would crash aboard from the side, and occasionally a wild wave, missing its spring at the front of the boat, would splash a shower of spray over the back. From the shore, it must have been hard to see us most of the time since I often saw spray shooting ten or fifteen feet to either side and twice as far behind. Everyone was soaked from the moment we hit the first wave, which was probably why Roos’s complaint that water was going down his neck seemed a bit unnecessary to Blackmore. “Is it inside or outside your neck?” he shouted back, adding that if it was the former, the flow could be stopped by simply keeping your mouth shut. Our “skipper” rightly felt that in a really tough situation, all the talk necessary for navigation should come from the “bridge,” and that “extraneous” comments should wait for calmer waters.

Before we had run a hundred yards the anxious look on Blackmore’s face had given way to one of relief and exultation. “There’s more water over the rocks than I reckoned,” he shouted. “Going to run right through.” And run we did, all of the last mile or more of Surprise Rapids and right on through the still swift but comparatively quiet water below. Here we drifted with the current for a ways, while all hands turned to and bailed. I took this, the first occasion that had offered, to assure Blackmore that he needn’t go to the length of calling me “Mister” in the future when he had urgent orders to give, and incidentally apologized for getting off on the wrong foot at the head of the first rapid. “Since that worked out to save us half a mile of darn dirty lining and two or three hours of time,” he replied with a grin, “I guess we won’t worry about it this crack, Mister—I mean, Freeman. Mebbe I better get used to saying[Pg 131] it that way ’gainst when I’ll need to spit it out quick.”

Before we had run a hundred yards, the worried look on Blackmore’s face changed to one of relief and excitement. “There’s more water over the rocks than I thought,” he shouted. “We’re going to run right through.” And run we did, for the last mile or more of Surprise Rapids and right through the still swift but much calmer water below. Here we floated with the current for a bit while everyone bailed water. I took this first chance to assure Blackmore that he didn’t need to call me “Mister” in the future when he had urgent orders to give, and I also apologized for getting off on the wrong foot at the head of the first rapid. “Since that turned out to save us half a mile of really rough lining and two or three hours of time,” he said with a grin, “I guess we won’t worry about it this time, Mister—I mean, Freeman. Maybe I should get used to saying it that way in case I need to spit it out quickly.”

It was a pleasant run from the foot of Surprise Rapids down to Kinbasket Lake, or at least it was pleasant until the rain set in again. There is a fall of sixty-four feet in the sixteen miles—most of it in the first ten. It was a fine swift current, with a number of riffles but no bad water at any point. It was good to be free for a while from the tension which is never absent when working in really rough water, and I have no doubt that Blackmore felt better about it than any of the rest of us. Surprise was his especial bete noir, and he assured me that he had never come safely through it without swearing never to tackle it again. Roos, drying out in the bow like a tabby licking her wet coat smooth after being rained on, sang “Green River” all the way, and I tried to train Andy to pull in time to the rhythm and join in the chorus. As the chorus had much about drink in it, it seemed only fitting—considering what was waiting for us at Canoe River—that we should sing it. And we did. “Floating Down the Old Green River” became the “official song” of that particular part of the voyage. Later ... but why anticipate?

It was a nice run from the bottom of Surprise Rapids down to Kinbasket Lake, or at least it was nice until the rain started again. There’s a drop of sixty-four feet over the sixteen miles—mostly in the first ten. It was a good, fast current, with several riffles but no dangerous water at any point. It felt great to be free for a bit from the stress that’s always there when navigating really rough water, and I’m sure Blackmore felt better about it than the rest of us. Surprise was his particular nightmare, and he told me he had never made it through without vowing never to take it on again. Roos, drying off in the bow like a kitten grooming her wet fur after being caught in the rain, sang “Green River” the whole way, and I tried to teach Andy to pull in time with the rhythm and join in the chorus. Since the chorus had a lot to do with drinking, it seemed only fitting—considering what was waiting for us at Canoe River—that we should sing it. And we did. “Floating Down the Old Green River” became the official song of that part of the journey. Later... but why rush?

We landed for lunch about where the water began to slacken above the lake. The water of the little stream at the mouth of which we tied up the boat was of a bright transparent amber in colour. Andy, sapient of the woods, thought it must flow from a lake impounded behind a beaver-dam in the high mountains, and that the stain was that of rotting wood. Beaver signs were certainly much in evidence all over[Pg 132] the little bench where we lunched. Several large cottonwood trunks—one of them all of two feet in diameter—had been felled by the tireless little engineers, and we found a pile of tooth-torn chips large enough to kindle our fire with. While tea was boiling Blackmore pulled a couple of three-pound Dolly Varden out of the mouth of the creek, only to lose his hooks and line when a still larger one connected up with them. Roos, who was under orders to get an effective fishing picture, was unable to go into action with his camera on account of the poor light.

We stopped for lunch just where the water started to calm above the lake. The water of the small stream where we tied up the boat had a bright, clear amber color. Andy, wise about the woods, thought it must come from a lake backed up by a beaver dam in the high mountains, and that the color was from rotting wood. There were definitely lots of beaver signs all over[Pg 132] the little area where we had lunch. Several large cottonwood trees—one about two feet in diameter—had been knocked down by the hardworking little engineers, and we found a pile of tooth-marked chips big enough to start our fire. While the tea was boiling, Blackmore caught a couple of three-pound Dolly Varden from the creek, only to lose his hooks and line when an even bigger one got snagged. Roos, who was tasked with getting a good fishing photo, couldn't take action with his camera because the light was too poor.

It had begun to rain hard by the time we had shoved back into the river after lunch. There were still five miles to go to reach the camping ground Blackmore had decided upon, half way down the east side of Kinbasket Lake, just below Middle River—slack water all the way. Andy and I pulled it in a slushy half-snow-half-rain that was a lot wetter and unpleasanter than the straight article of either variety. Of a lake which is one of the loveliest in all the world in the sunlight, nothing was to be seen save a stretch of grey-white, wind-whipped waters beating upon grey-brown rocky shores. That the wind and waves headed us did not make the pulling any lighter, for the boat’s considerable freeboard gave both a lot of surface to play upon. The exertion of rowing kept Andy and me warm, however, which gave us at least that advantage over Roos and Blackmore. The latter had to face it out at his paddle, but Roos, a bedraggled lump of sodden despair, finally gave up and crawled under the tarpaulin with the bags of beans and bacon, remaining there until we reached port.[Pg 133]

It started to rain hard by the time we pushed back into the river after lunch. We still had five miles to go to reach the campsite that Blackmore had picked, halfway down the east side of Kinbasket Lake, just below Middle River—calm water the whole way. Andy and I were pulling through a slushy mix of half-snow and half-rain that was a lot wetter and less pleasant than either one alone. Normally, this lake is one of the prettiest in the world in the sunlight, but all we saw was a stretch of gray-white, wind-whipped water crashing against gray-brown rocky shores. The wind and waves pushing against us didn't make rowing any easier, since the boat's high sides created a lot of surface area for them to act on. The effort of rowing kept Andy and me warm, giving us at least that edge over Roos and Blackmore. The latter had to tough it out with his paddle, but Roos, looking like a soaked rag of misery, finally gave up and crawled under the tarpaulin with the bags of beans and bacon, staying there until we reached port.[Pg 133]

All in all, I think that was the most miserable camp I ever helped to pitch. The snow, refusing persistently either to harden or to soften, adhered clingingly to everything it touched. We were two hours clearing a space for the tent, setting it up and collecting enough boughs to cushion the floor. By that time pretty nearly everything not hermetically sealed was wet, including the blankets and the “dry” clothes. No one but Andy could have started a camp-fire under such conditions, and no one but Blackmore could have cooked a piping hot dinner on it. I forget whether it was Roos or myself who contributed further to save the day. Anyhow, it was one of the two of us that suggested cooking a can of plum-pudding in about its own bulk of “thirty per over-proof” rum. That lent the saving touch. In spite of a leaking tent and wet blankets, the whole four of us turned in singing “End of a Perfect Day” and “Old Green River.” The latter was prophetic. A miniature one—coming through the roof of the tent—had the range of the back of my neck for most of the night.

All in all, I think that was the most miserable camp I ever helped set up. The snow, stubbornly refusing to either harden or soften, stuck to everything it touched. We spent two hours clearing a spot for the tent, putting it up, and gathering enough branches to make the floor comfortable. By that time, nearly everything that wasn't sealed tight was wet, including the blankets and the “dry” clothes. No one but Andy could have started a campfire in those conditions, and no one but Blackmore could have cooked a hot dinner on it. I can't remember if it was Roos or me who came up with a way to save the day. Anyway, one of us suggested cooking a can of plum pudding in about its own weight in “thirty per over-proof” rum. That did the trick. Despite the leaking tent and wet blankets, the four of us went to bed singing “End of a Perfect Day” and “Old Green River.” The latter turned out to be prophetic. A tiny stream—coming through the roof of the tent—made the back of my neck its target for most of the night.


CHAPTER VII

II. RUNNING THE BEND

Kinbasket Lake and Rapids

Kinbasket Lake & Rapids

It continued slushing all night and most of the next day, keeping us pretty close to camp. Andy, like the good housewife he was, kept snugging up every time he got a chance, so that things assumed a homelier and cheerier aspect as the day wore on. I clambered for a couple of miles down the rocky eastern bank of the lake in the forenoon. The low-hanging clouds still obscured the mountains, but underfoot I found unending interest in the astonishing variety of drift corralled by this remarkable catch-all of the upper Columbia. The main accumulation of flotsam and jetsam was above our camp, but even among the rocks I chanced onto almost everything one can imagine, from a steel rail—with the ties that had served to float it down still spiked to it—to a fragment of a vacuum-cleaner. What Roos called “the human touch” was furnished by an enormous uprooted spruce, on which some amorous lumber-jack had been pouring out his love through the blade of his axe. This had taken the form of a two-feet-in-diameter “bleeding heart” pierced by an arrow. Inside the roughly hewn “pericardium” were the initials “K. N.” and “P. R.,” with the date “July 4, 1910.” One couldn’t be quite sure whether the arrow stood for[Pg 135] a heart quake or a heart break. Andy, who was sentimental and inclined to put woman in the abstract on a pedestal, thought it was merely a heart quake; but Blackmore, who had been something of a gallant in his day, and therefore inclined to cynicism as he neared the sear and yellow leaf, was sure it was heart break—that the honest lumber-jack had hacked in the arrow and the drops of blood after he had been jilted by some jade. Roos wanted to make a movie of this simple fragment of rustic art, with me standing by and registering “pensive memories,” or something of the kind; but I managed to discourage him by the highly technical argument that it would impair the “continuity” of the “sportsmanship” which was the prime motif of the present picture.

It kept slushing all night and most of the next day, keeping us pretty close to camp. Andy, being the good housekeeper he was, kept tidying up whenever he had a chance, so that things started to feel cozier and brighter as the day went on. I climbed for a couple of miles down the rocky eastern bank of the lake in the morning. The low-hanging clouds still covered the mountains, but I found endless interest in the amazing variety of driftwood gathered by this incredible catch-all of the upper Columbia. The main pile of flotsam and jetsam was above our camp, but even among the rocks, I stumbled upon almost anything one could think of, from a steel rail—with the ties that had helped float it down still attached—to a piece of a vacuum cleaner. What Roos referred to as “the human touch” was provided by a massive uprooted spruce, on which some lovesick lumberjack had carved his feelings with an axe. This took the form of a two-feet-wide “bleeding heart” pierced by an arrow. Inside the roughly carved “pericardium” were the initials “K. N.” and “P. R.,” along with the date “July 4, 1910.” It was hard to say if the arrow represented a heart quake or a heart break. Andy, who was sentimental and liked to idealize women, thought it was just a heart quake; but Blackmore, who had been quite the charmer in his day and was now leaning towards cynicism as he grew older, was sure it meant heart break—that the honest lumberjack had carved in the arrow and the drops of blood after being dumped by some woman. Roos wanted to make a movie of this simple piece of rustic art, with me standing by looking thoughtful or something like that; but I managed to talk him out of it by arguing that it would mess up the “continuity” of the “sportsmanship” that was the main theme of the current film.

Blackmore piloted me up to the main area of drift in the afternoon. It occupied a hundred acres or more of sand and mud flats which constituted the lower part of the extensive delta deposited on the edge of the lake by the waters of the good-sized stream of Middle River. At a first glance it seemed nothing more than a great wilderness of tree trunks—prostrate, upended, woven and packed together—extending for hundreds of yards below high-water-mark. It was between these logs that the smaller things had lodged. There were a number of boats, not greatly damaged, and fragments enough to have reconstructed a dozen more. I am convinced that a half day’s search would have discovered the material for building and furnishing a house, though carpets and wall paper would hardly have been all one could desire. I even found a curling iron—closely clasped by the bent nail upon[Pg 136] which it had been hung on the log of a cabin—and a corset. The latter seemed hardly worth salving, as it appeared—according to Blackmore—to be a “military model” of a decade or so back, and the steel-work was badly rusted.

Blackmore took me up to the main area of drift in the afternoon. It covered over a hundred acres of sand and mud flats, forming the lower part of the large delta created by the waters of the pretty good-sized Middle River as it flowed into the lake. At first glance, it looked like nothing more than a massive wilderness of tree trunks—lying flat, overturned, tangled, and packed together—stretching hundreds of yards below the high-water mark. It was among these logs that the smaller items had gotten stuck. There were several boats, not too damaged, and enough fragments to have put together a dozen more. I’m sure that a half day's search would have uncovered materials for building and furnishing a house, although carpets and wallpaper might not have been very appealing. I even found a curling iron—still gripping the bent nail it had been hung on from a cabin log—and a corset. The latter didn’t seem worth saving, as it appeared—according to Blackmore—to be a “military model” from about a decade ago, and the metal parts were badly rusted.

However, it was not gewgaws or house-furnishing we were after. One could hardly be expected to slither about in soft slush for second-hand things of that kind. I gave a great glad whoop at my first sight of a silt-submerged cask, only to find the head missing and nothing but mud in it. So, too, my second and third. Then it was Blackmore who gave the “View Halloo,” and my heart gave a mighty leap. His treasure trove had the head intact, and even the bung in situ. But alas! the latter had become slightly started, and although the contents had both smell and colour they were so heavily impregnated with river mud that they would hardly have been deemed fit for consumption except in New York and California, and not worth the risk of smuggling even there. That cask was the high-water-mark of our luck. Several others had the old familiar smell, and that was all. But there is no doubt in the world that there is whisky in that drift pile—hundreds of gallons of it, and some very old. Blackmore swears to that, and I never knew him to lie—about serious matters, I mean. In hunting and trapping yarns a man is expected to draw a long bead. I pass on this undeniably valuable information to any one that cares to profit by it. There are no strings attached. But of course ... in the event of success ... Pasadena always finds me!...[Pg 137]

However, we weren’t looking for trinkets or home decor. No one would expect us to wade through the muck for second-hand items like that. I let out a big cheer when I first spotted a silt-covered barrel, only to discover the top was gone and it was full of mud. The same went for the second and third barrels. Then Blackmore shouted "View Halloo," and my heart raced. His find had the top intact, and even the cork in place. But, unfortunately, the cork had come slightly loose, and although the contents had both smell and color, they were so saturated with river mud that they wouldn’t have been considered fit for drinking anywhere except in New York and California, and not worth the trouble of smuggling even there. That barrel was the peak of our luck. Several others had the familiar smell, and that was it. But there’s no doubt there’s whisky in that drift pile—hundreds of gallons of it, and some of it very old. Blackmore swears by it, and I’ve never known him to lie—at least about serious things. In hunting and trapping tales, a person is expected to stretch the truth. I’m passing on this definitely valuable info to anyone who wants to take advantage of it. There are no strings attached. But of course ... if we do succeed ... Pasadena always finds me!...[Pg 137]

We did have one find, though, that was so remarkable as to be worth all the trouble and disappointment of our otherwise futile search. This was a road-bridge, with instinct. The manner in which this had been displayed was so astonishing as to be almost beyond belief; indeed, I would hesitate about setting down the facts had I not a photograph to prove them. This bridge was perhaps sixty feet in length, and had doubtless been carried away by a freshet from some tributary of the upper river which it had spanned. This was probably somewhere between Golden and Windermere, so that it had run a hundred miles or more of swift water, including the falls of Surprise Rapids, without losing more than a few planks. This in itself was remarkable enough, but nothing at all to the fact that, when it finally decided it had come far enough, the sagacious structure had gone and planked itself down squarely across another stream. It was still a bridge in fact as well as in form. It had actually saved my feet from getting wet when I rushed to Blackmore’s aid in up-ending the cask of mud-diluted whisky. My photograph plainly shows Blackmore standing on the bridge, with the water flowing directly beneath him. It would have been a more comprehensive and convincing picture if there had been light enough for a snapshot. As it was, I had to set up on a stump, and in a position which showed less of both stream and bridge than I might have had from a better place. I swear (and so does Blackmore) that we didn’t place the bridge where it was. It was much too large for that. Roos wanted to shoot the whole three of us standing on it and[Pg 138] registering “unbounded wonderment,” but the light was never right for it up to the morning of our departure, and then there wasn’t time.

We did find something remarkable that made all the trouble and disappointment of our otherwise pointless search worthwhile. It was a road bridge, with instinct. The way this was displayed was so unbelievable that I’d hesitate to document it if I didn’t have a photograph to back it up. This bridge was around sixty feet long and had likely been swept away by a flood from some upper river tributary it had crossed. It probably floated somewhere between Golden and Windermere, traveling over a hundred miles of fast water, including the Surprise Rapids, without losing more than a few planks. That alone is impressive, but even more astonishing is that when it decided it had traveled far enough, the clever structure positioned itself squarely across another stream. It was still a bridge in both form and function. It saved my feet from getting wet when I rushed to help Blackmore flip over a cask of mud-diluted whisky. My photograph clearly shows Blackmore standing on the bridge, with water flowing right beneath him. It would have been a more complete and convincing picture if there had been enough light for a snapshot. As it was, I had to stand on a stump, which ended up showing less of both the stream and the bridge than I could have captured from a better spot. I swear (and so does Blackmore) that we didn’t put the bridge where it was. It was way too big for that. Roos wanted to take a photo of the three of us standing on it with “unbounded wonderment,” but the lighting was never right until the morning we left, and by then, there wasn’t time.

It rained and snowed all that night and most of the following day. During the afternoon of the latter the clouds broke up twice or thrice, and through rifts in the drifting wracks we had transient glimpses of the peaks and glaciers of the Selkirks gleaming above the precipitous western walls of the lake. The most conspicuous feature of the sky-line was the three-peaked “Trident,” rising almost perpendicularly from a glittering field of glacial ice and impaling great masses of pendant cumulo-nimbi on its splintered prongs. Strings of lofty glacier-set summits marked the line of the back-bone of the Selkirks to southeast and northwest, each of them sending down rain-swollen torrents to tumble into the lake in cataracts and cascades. Behind, or east of us, we knew the Rockies reared a similar barrier of snow and ice, but this was cut off from our vision by the more imminent lake-wall under which we were camped. If Kinbasket Lake is ever made accessible to the tourist its fame will reach to the end of the earth. This is a consummation which may be effected in the event the Canadian Pacific wipes out Surprise Rapids with its hydro-electric project dam and backs up a lake to Beavermouth. The journey to this spot of incomparable beauty could then be made soft enough to suit all but the most effete.

It rained and snowed all night and most of the next day. In the afternoon of the latter, the clouds cleared up a couple of times, and through gaps in the drifting clouds, we caught brief glimpses of the peaks and glaciers of the Selkirks shining above the steep western cliffs of the lake. The most notable feature of the skyline was the three-peaked “Trident,” rising almost straight up from a sparkling field of glacial ice and holding large masses of hanging cumulus clouds on its jagged points. Lines of tall glacier-covered peaks traced the backbone of the Selkirks to the southeast and northwest, each one sending down rain-swollen torrents that cascaded into the lake. Behind us, or to the east, we knew the Rockies rose up as a similar barrier of snow and ice, but this was blocked from our view by the closer lake cliffs where we were camping. If Kinbasket Lake ever becomes accessible to tourists, its fame will reach far and wide. This could happen if the Canadian Pacific manages to eliminate Surprise Rapids with its hydro-electric project dam and creates a lake up to Beavermouth. The journey to this spot of unmatched beauty could then be made easy enough for almost everyone.

A torrential rain, following a warm southerly breeze which sprang up in the middle of the afternoon, lowered the dense cloud-curtain again, and shortly,[Pg 139] from somewhere behind the scenes, came the raucous rumble and roar of a great avalanche. Blackmore’s practised ear led him to pronounce it a slide of both earth and snow, and to locate it somewhere on Trident Creek, straight across the lake from our camp. He proved to be right on both counts. When the clouds lifted again at sunset, a long yellow scar gashed the shoulder of the mountain half way up Trident Creek to the glacier, and the clear stream from the latter had completely disappeared. Blackmore said it had been dammed up by the slide, and that there would be all hell popping when it broke through.

A heavy rain, following a warm southern breeze that picked up in the middle of the afternoon, lowered the thick curtain of clouds once more, and soon,[Pg 139] from somewhere out of sight, came the loud rumble and roar of a massive avalanche. Blackmore’s trained ear allowed him to identify it as a mix of earth and snow, placing it somewhere on Trident Creek, directly across the lake from our camp. He was right on both counts. When the clouds cleared again at sunset, a long yellow scar marked the side of the mountain halfway up Trident Creek toward the glacier, and the clear stream from the glacier had completely vanished. Blackmore said it had been blocked by the slide, and that there would be chaos when it eventually broke free.

Scouting around for more boughs to soften his bed, Roos, just before supper, chanced upon Steinhoff’s grave. It was under a small pine, not fifty feet from our tent, but so hidden by the dense undergrowth that it had escaped our notice for two days. It was marked only by a fragment split from the stern of a white-painted boat nailed horizontally on the pine trunk and with the single word “Steinhoff” carved in rude capitals. At one corner, in pencil, was an inscription stating that the board had been put up in May, 1920, by Joe French and Leo Tennis. With the golden sunset light streaming through the trees, Roos, always strong for “pathetic human touches” to serve as a sombre background for his Mack Sennett stuff, could not resist the opportunity for a picture. Andy and Blackmore and I were to come climbing up to the grave from the lake, read the inscription, and then look at each other and shake our heads ominously, as though it was simply a matter of time until we, too, should fall prey to the implacable river.[Pg 140] I refused straightaway, on the ground that I had signed up to act the part of a light comedy sportsman and not a heavy mourner. Blackmore and Andy were more amenable. In rehearsal, however, the expressions on their honest faces were so wooden and embarrassed that Roos finally called me up to stand out of range and “say something to make ’em look natural.” I refrain from recording what I said; but I still maintain that shot was an interruption of the “continuity” of my “gentleman-sportsman” picture. I have not yet heard if it survived the studio surgery.

Scouting around for more branches to soften his bed, Roos, just before dinner, came across Steinhoff’s grave. It was under a small pine, not fifty feet from our tent, but so hidden by the thick undergrowth that it had escaped our notice for two days. It was marked only by a piece split from the stern of a white-painted boat nailed horizontally to the pine trunk, with the single word “Steinhoff” carved in crude capitals. At one corner, there was a pencil inscription stating that the board had been put up in May 1920 by Joe French and Leo Tennis. With the golden sunset light streaming through the trees, Roos, always keen on “pathetic human touches” to create a serious backdrop for his Mack Sennett stuff, couldn’t resist the chance for a picture. Andy, Blackmore, and I were supposed to come climbing up to the grave from the lake, read the inscription, and then look at each other and shake our heads ominously, as if it was only a matter of time until we, too, would fall victim to the relentless river.[Pg 140] I immediately refused, arguing that I had signed up to play the part of a light-hearted sportsman and not a heavy-hearted mourner. Blackmore and Andy were more agreeable. In rehearsal, however, the expressions on their honest faces were so stiff and awkward that Roos eventually called me up to stand out of range and “say something to make them look natural.” I won’t record what I said; but I still believe that shot disrupted the “continuity” of my “gentleman-sportsman” picture. I haven’t heard yet if it survived the studio cut.

Shortly before dark, Andy, going down to look at his set-line, found a three-foot ling or fresh-water cod floundering on the end of it. Roos persuaded him to keep it over night so that the elusive “fishing picture” might be made the following morning in case the light was good. As there were five or six inches of water in the bottom of the boat, Andy threw the ling in there for the night in preference to picketing him out on a line. There was plenty of water to have given the husky shovel-nose ample room to circulate with comfort if only he had been content to take it easy and not wax temperamental. Doubtless it was his imminent movie engagement that brought on his attack of flightiness. At any rate, he tried to burrow under a collapsible sheet-iron stove (which, preferring to do with a camp-fire, we had left in the boat) and got stuck. The forward five pounds of him had water enough to keep alive in, but in the night—when it cleared off and turned cold—his tail, which was bent up sharply under a thwart, froze stiff at almost right angles. But I am getting ahead of my story.[Pg 141]

Shortly before dark, Andy went to check his set-line and found a three-foot ling, or freshwater cod, flopping on the end of it. Roos convinced him to keep it overnight so they could take the elusive "fishing picture" the next morning if the light was good. With five or six inches of water in the bottom of the boat, Andy decided to toss the ling in there for the night instead of tying it up on a line. There was enough water for the sturdy shovel-nose to swim around comfortably, if only he had been willing to relax instead of getting agitated. It was probably the thought of his upcoming movie shoot that made him so skittish. Anyway, he tried to burrow under a foldable sheet-iron stove (which, preferring to use a campfire, we had left in the boat) and got stuck. The front part of him had enough water to survive, but during the night—when it cleared up and got cold—his tail, which was bent sharply under a seat, froze solid at almost a right angle. But I’m getting ahead of my story.[Pg 141]

The next morning, the sixth of October, broke brilliantly clear, with the sun gilding the prongs of the “Trident” and throwing the whole snowy line of the Selkirks in dazzling relief against a deep turquoise sky. Blackmore, keen for an early start, so as not to be rushed in working down through the dreaded “Twenty-One-Mile” Rapids to Canoe River, rooted us out at daybreak and began breaking camp before breakfast. He had reckoned without the “fishing picture,” however. Roos wanted bright sunlight for it, claiming he was under special instructions to make something sparkling and snappy. All through breakfast he coached me on the intricate details of the action. “Make him put up a stiff fight,” he admonished through a mouthful of flapjack. “Of course he won’t fight, ’cause he ain’t that kind; but if you jerk and wiggle your pole just right it’ll make it look like he was. That’s what a real actor’s for—making things look like they is when they ain’t. Got me?” Then we went down and discovered that poor half-frozen fish with the eight-point alteration of the continuity of his back-bone.

The next morning, October sixth, started off bright and clear, with the sun shining on the prongs of the "Trident" and making the entire snowy stretch of the Selkirks stand out against a deep turquoise sky. Blackmore, eager to get an early start so he wouldn’t feel rushed navigating the dreaded "Twenty-One-Mile" Rapids to Canoe River, woke us up at dawn and began taking down the camp before breakfast. However, he hadn’t counted on the "fishing picture." Roos wanted bright sunlight for it, insisting he had special instructions to create something lively and eye-catching. Throughout breakfast, he coached me on the complex details of the action. "Make him put up a good fight," he urged through a mouthful of flapjack. "Of course he won’t fight, because he’s not that kind; but if you jerk and wiggle your pole just right it’ll look like he was. That’s what a real actor does—making things look like they are when they aren’t. Got it?" Then we went down and found that poor half-frozen fish with the eight-point alteration of the continuity of his backbone.

The ling or fresh-water cod has an underhung, somewhat shark-like mouth, not unsuggestive of the new moon with its points turned downward. Roos’ mouth took on a similarly dejected droop when he found the condition the principal animal actor in his fish picture was in. But it was too late to give up now. Never might we have so husky a fighting fish ready to hand, and with a bright sun shining on it. Roos tried osteopathy, applied chiropractics and Christian Science without much effect. Our “lead”[Pg 142] continued as rigid and unrelaxing as the bushman’s boomerang, whose shape he so nearly approximated. Then Andy wrought the miracle with a simple “laying on of hands.” What he really did was to thaw out the frozen rear end of the fish by holding it between his big, warm red Celtic paws; but the effect was as magical as a cure at Lourdes. The big ling was shortly flopping vigorously, and when Andy dropped him into a bit of a boulder-locked pool he went charging back and forth at the rocky barriers like a bull at a gate. Roos almost wept in his thankfulness, and forthwith promised the restorer an extra rum ration that night. Andy grinned his thanks, but reminded him that we ought to be at the old ferry by night, where something even better than “thirty per over-proof” rum would be on tap. It was indeed the morning of our great day. Stimulated by that inspiring thought, I prepared to outdo myself in the “fish picture,” the “set” for which was now ready.

The ling, or freshwater cod, has a protruding, somewhat shark-like mouth that reminds one of a new moon with its points turned down. Roos’ mouth took on a similarly sad droop when he saw the state of the main fish in his movie. But it was too late to give up now. We might never have such a strong fighting fish available again, especially with the sun shining on it. Roos tried osteopathy, chiropractic adjustments, and Christian Science, but none of it worked. Our “lead” remained as stiff and unyielding as a bushman’s boomerang, which he closely resembled. Then Andy performed a miracle with just a simple “laying on of hands.” What he really did was warm up the frozen back end of the fish by holding it between his big, warm hands; but the effect was as magical as a healing at Lourdes. The big ling soon started flopping around energetically, and when Andy put him into a small pool surrounded by boulders, he charged back and forth at the rocky walls like a bull at a gate. Roos was almost in tears with gratitude and immediately promised Andy an extra rum ration that night. Andy smiled in thanks but reminded him that we should be at the old ferry by night, where something even better than "thirty per over-proof" rum would be available. It was indeed the morning of our big day. Inspired by that thought, I got ready to surpass myself in the "fish picture," the set for which was now prepared.

BLACKMORE AND THE LING THAT REFUSED TO “REGISTER” (left)
THE WRITER, WITH A PIKE POLE JUST BEFORE ENTERING DEATH RAPIDS (right)

ANDY AND I ARE PULLING DOWN KINBASKET LAKE

Standing on the stern of the beached boat, I made a long cast, registering “concentrated eagerness.” Then Roos stopped cranking, and Andy brought the ling out and fastened it to the end of my line with a snug but comfortable hitch through the gills. (We were careful not to hurt him, for Chester’s directions had admonished especially against “showing brutality”.) When I had nursed him out to about where my opening cast had landed, Roos called “Action!” and started cranking again. Back and forth in wide sweeps he dashed, while I registered blended “eagerness” and “determination,” with frequent interpolations of “consternation” as carefully timed tugs (by [Pg 143]myself) bent my shivering pole down to the water. When Roos had enough footage of “fighting,” I brought my catch in close to the boat and leered down at him, registering “near triumph.” Then I towed him ashore and Andy and Blackmore rushed in to help me land him. After much struggling (by ourselves) we brought him out on the beach. At this juncture I was supposed to grab the ling by the gills and hold him proudly aloft, registering “full triumph” the while. Andy and Blackmore were to crowd in, pat me on the back and beam congratulations. Blackmore was then to assume an expression intended to convey the impression that this was the hardest fighting ling he had ever seen caught. All three of us were action perfect in our parts; but that miserable turn-tail of a ling—who had nothing to do but flop and register “indignant protest”—spoiled it all at the last. As I flung my prize on high, a shrill scream of “Rotten!” from Roos froze the action where it was. Then I noticed that what was supposed to be a gamy denizen of the swift-flowing Columbia was hanging from my hand as rigid as a coupling-pin—a bent coupling-pin at that, for he had resumed his former cold-storage curl.

Standing on the back of the beached boat, I made a long cast, feeling a rush of excitement. Then Roos stopped reeling, and Andy pulled the ling out and secured it to the end of my line with a snug but comfy knot through the gills. (We were careful not to hurt him since Chester's directions specifically warned against "showing brutality.") Once I had eased him out to about where my initial cast had landed, Roos shouted "Action!" and started reeling again. He dashed back and forth in wide sweeps, while I felt a mix of eagerness and determination, with frequent bursts of panic as carefully timed tugs (by me) bent my shaking rod down toward the water. When Roos had enough footage of "fighting," I brought my catch in close to the boat and looked down at him, feeling a sense of near triumph. Then I towed him to shore, and Andy and Blackmore rushed in to help me land him. After a lot of struggling (on our part), we finally got him out on the beach. At this point, I was supposed to grab the ling by the gills and hold him up proudly, expressing full triumph in the moment. Andy and Blackmore were supposed to crowd in, pat me on the back, and beam congratulations. Blackmore was then supposed to look like this was the toughest ling he had ever seen caught. All three of us nailed our parts, but that miserable, scared ling—who really just needed to flop around and show his "indignant protest"—ruined it all at the end. As I threw my prize high in the air, a shrill shout of "Rotten!" from Roos froze the action in place. Then I noticed that what was supposed to be a tough inhabitant of the fast-moving Columbia was hanging from my hand, as stiff as a coupling pin—a bent coupling pin, in fact, since he had gone back to his previous cold-storage curl.

“Rotten!” shrieked Roos in a frenzy; “do it again!” But that was not to be. For the “chief actor” the curtain had rung down for good. “You must have played him too fierce,” said Andy sympathetically. Blackmore was inclined to be frivolous. “P’raps he was trying to register ‘Big Bend,’” said he.

“Rotten!” screeched Roos in a frenzy; “do it again!” But that wasn’t going to happen. For the “main actor,” the curtain had fallen for good. “You must have played him too intensely,” Andy said sympathetically. Blackmore seemed to be in a joking mood. “Maybe he was trying to register ‘Big Bend,’” he said.

Just after we had pushed off there came a heavy and increasing roar from across the lake. Presently[Pg 144] the cascade of Trident Creek sprang into life again, but now a squirt of yellow ochre where before it was a flutter of white satin. Rapidly augmenting, it spread from wall to wall of the rocky gorge, discharging to the bosky depths of the delta with a prodigious rumbling that reverberated up and down the lake like heavy thunder. A moment later the flood had reached the shore, and out across the lucent green waters of the lake spread a broadening fan of yellow-brown. “I told you hell would be popping after that big slide,” said Blackmore, resting on his paddle. “That’s the backed-up stream breaking through.”

Just after we pushed off, a loud and growing roar came from across the lake. Soon, the Trident Creek waterfall came back to life, now a splash of yellow ochre instead of a flutter of white satin. Quickly increasing, it spread from wall to wall of the rocky gorge, pouring into the lush depths of the delta with a massive rumbling that echoed across the lake like heavy thunder. A moment later, the flood reached the shore, and a broad fan of yellow-brown spread out across the clear green waters of the lake. "I told you things would get crazy after that big slide," said Blackmore, taking a break with his paddle. "That's the backed-up stream breaking through."

Kinbasket Lake is a broadening and slackening of the Columbia, backed up behind the obstructions which cause the long series of rapids between its outlet and the mouth of Canoe River. It is six or seven miles long, according to the stage of water, and from one to two miles wide. Its downward set of current is slight but perceptible. The outlet, as we approached it after a three-mile pull from our camp at Middle River, appeared strikingly similar to the head of Surprise Rapids. Here, however, the transition from quiet to swift water was even more abrupt.

Kinbasket Lake is a widening and slowing section of the Columbia, created by the barriers that cause the long series of rapids between its outlet and the mouth of Canoe River. It's about six or seven miles long, depending on the water level, and one to two miles wide. The current flowing downstream is minimal but noticeable. As we approached the outlet after a three-mile trek from our camp at Middle River, it looked remarkably like the start of Surprise Rapids. However, here, the change from calm to fast water was even more sudden.

The surface of the lake was a-dance with the ripples kicked up by the crisp morning breeze, and blindingly bright where the facets of the tiny wavelets reflected the sunlight like shaken diamonds. The shadowed depths of the narrow gorge ahead was Stygian by contrast. Blackmore called my attention to the way the crests of the pines rimming the river a few hundred yards inside the gorge appeared just about on the level with the surface of the lake. “When[Pg 145] you see the tree-tops fall away like that,” he said, standing up to take his final bearings for the opening run, “look out. It means there’s water running down hill right ahead faster’n any boat wants to put its nose in.” The roar rolling up to us was not quite so deep-toned or thunderous as the challenging bellow of the first fall of Surprise; but it was more “permeative,” as though the sources from which it came ran on without end. And that was just about the situation. We were sliding down to the intake of Kinbasket or “The Twenty-One-Mile” Rapids, one of the longest, if not the longest, succession of practically unbroken riffles on any of the great rivers of the world.

The surface of the lake danced with the ripples stirred up by the crisp morning breeze, and it was blindingly bright where the tiny wavelets reflected the sunlight like shaken diamonds. In contrast, the shadowy depths of the narrow gorge ahead were dark. Blackmore pointed out how the tops of the pines lining the river a few hundred yards inside the gorge appeared almost level with the surface of the lake. “When you see the tree-tops drop away like that,” he said, standing up to take his final bearings for the opening run, “watch out. It means there’s water rushing downhill right ahead faster than any boat wants to go.” The roar coming up to us wasn’t quite as deep or thunderous as the challenging bellow of the first fall of Surprise; but it was more “permeative,” as if the sources it came from flowed endlessly. And that was pretty much the situation. We were sliding down to the entrance of Kinbasket or “The Twenty-One-Mile” Rapids, one of the longest, if not the longest, series of nearly unbroken riffles on any of the great rivers in the world.

From the outlet of Kinbasket Lake to the mouth of Canoe River is twenty-one miles. For the sixteen miles the tail of one rapid generally runs right into the head of the next, and there is a fall of two hundred and sixty feet, or more than sixteen feet to the mile. For the last five miles there is less white water, but the current runs from eight to twelve miles an hour, with many swirls and whirlpools. The river is closely canyoned all the way. This compels one to make the whole run through in a single day, as there is no camping place at any point. Cliffs and sharply-sloping boulder banks greatly complicate lining down and compel frequent crossings at points where a failure to land just right is pretty likely to leave things in a good deal of a mess.

From the end of Kinbasket Lake to the beginning of Canoe River is twenty-one miles. For the first sixteen miles, the tail end of one rapid usually flows directly into the head of the next, with a drop of two hundred sixty feet, which is over sixteen feet per mile. In the last five miles, there’s less white water, but the current runs at eight to twelve miles an hour, featuring many swirls and whirlpools. The river is tightly canyoned the whole way. This forces you to complete the entire run in one day since there’s no camping spots anywhere. Steep cliffs and sloping boulder banks make it tricky to line down and require frequent crossings where failing to land correctly can easily lead to a big mess.

Blackmore ran us down through a couple of hundred yards of slap-banging white water, before coming to bank above a steep pitch where the river tore itself to rags and tatters across a patch of rocks that[Pg 146] seemed to block the whole channel. From Captain Armstrong’s description, this was the exact point where the trouble with his tipsy bow-paddler had occurred, the little difficulty which had been the cause of his leaving the salvaged cask of Scotch at his next camp. Like pious pilgrims approaching the gateway of some long-laboured-toward shrine, therefore, we looked at the place with much interest, not to say reverence. Blackmore was perhaps the least sentimental of us. “I wouldn’t try to run that next fall for all the whisky ever lost in the old Columbia,” he said decisively, beginning to re-coil his long line. Then we turned to on lining down the most accursed stretch of river boulders I ever had to do with.

Blackmore guided us through a couple of hundred yards of churning white water before reaching a bank above a steep drop where the river broke apart over a patch of rocks that[Pg 146] seemed to block the entire channel. From Captain Armstrong’s description, this was the exact spot where his tipsy bow-paddler got into trouble, which had caused him to leave the salvaged cask of Scotch at his next campsite. Like devout pilgrims approaching the entrance to a long-sought shrine, we stared at the spot with great interest, if not a bit of reverence. Blackmore was probably the least sentimental among us. “I wouldn’t try to go down that next drop for all the whisky ever lost in the old Columbia,” he said firmly, starting to re-coil his long line. Then we turned our attention to navigating the most cursed stretch of river boulders I had ever dealt with.

Barely submerged rocks crowding the bank compelled us to wade in and lift the boat ahead even oftener than in Surprise Rapids. Andy always took the lead in this, but time after time my help was necessary to throw her clear. For the first time since I had boated in Alaska a good many years previously, I began to know the numbing effects of icy water. The heavy exertion did a lot to keep the blood moving, but three or four minutes standing with the water up to mid-thigh sent the chill right in to the marrow of the bones, even when sweat was running off the face in streams. That started a sort of dull ache in the leg bones that kept creeping higher and higher the longer one remained in the water. That ache was the worst part of it; the flesh became dead to sensation very quickly, but that penetrating inward pain had more hurt in it every minute it was prolonged. It was bad enough in the legs, but when, submerged[Pg 147] to the waist, as happened every now and then, the chill began to penetrate to the back-bone and stab the digestive organs, it became pretty trying. One realized then what really short shrift a man would have trying to swim for more than four or five minutes even in calm water of this temperature. That was about the limit for heart action to continue with the cold striking in and numbing the veins and arteries, a doctor had told Blackmore, and this seemed reasonable. Andy was repeatedly sick at the stomach after he had been wet for long above the waist. My own qualms were rather less severe (doubtless because I was exposed rather less), but I found myself very weak and unsteady after every immersion. A liberal use of rum would undoubtedly have been of some help for a while, but Blackmore was adamant against starting in on it as long as there was any bad water ahead. And as there was nothing but bad water ahead, this meant that—in one sense at least—we were a “dry ship.”

Barely submerged rocks along the bank forced us to wade in and lift the boat even more often than in Surprise Rapids. Andy always took the lead in this, but time after time I needed to help push her clear. For the first time since I had boated in Alaska many years ago, I began to feel the numbing effects of icy water. The heavy exertion helped keep the blood flowing, but standing in water up to mid-thigh for three or four minutes sent a chill deep into my bones, even with sweat streaming down my face. That led to a dull ache in my leg bones that kept creeping higher the longer I stayed in the water. That ache was the worst part; my flesh quickly became numb, but that penetrating pain inside grew worse every minute it continued. It was bad enough in the legs, but when I got submerged up to my waist, which happened now and then, the chill started to penetrate my backbone and stab at my digestive organs, making it pretty tough. I realized then how little time a person would have if they tried to swim for more than four or five minutes in this temperature, even in calm water. That seemed to be the limit for heartbeat to keep going with the cold numbing the veins and arteries, as a doctor had told Blackmore, and it made sense. Andy frequently felt sick to his stomach after being wet for too long above the waist. My own nausea was less severe (probably because I was exposed less), but I felt very weak and unsteady after every immersion. A good amount of rum would have definitely helped for a while, but Blackmore was firm about not starting on it as long as there was any rough water ahead. And since there was nothing but rough water ahead, this meant that—in one sense at least—we were a “dry ship.”

I shall not endeavour to trace in detail our painful progress down “Twenty-One-Mile.” Indeed, I could not do so even if I wanted, for the very good reason that my hands were so full helping with the boat all the way that I had no time to make notes, and even my mental record—usually fairly dependable—is hopelessly jumbled. Even Blackmore became considerably mixed at times. At the first four or five riffles below the lake he called the turn correctly, landing, lining, crossing and running just where he should have done so. Then his mind-map became less clear. Twice he lined riffles which it presently[Pg 148] became plain we could have run, and then he all but failed to land above one where a well-masked “souse-hole” would have gulped the boat in one mouthful.

I won’t try to go into detail about our tough journey down “Twenty-One-Mile.” Honestly, I couldn’t even if I wanted to, since I was so busy helping with the boat the whole time that I didn’t have a chance to take notes. Even my memory—which is usually pretty reliable—is a complete mess. Even Blackmore got confused at times. For the first four or five riffles below the lake, he called the turns correctly, landing, lining, crossing, and running just where he should have. After that, though, his mental map got foggy. Twice he lined riffles that it soon became clear we could have run, and then he nearly missed landing above one where a well-hidden “souse-hole” would have swallowed the boat in one go.

It was at this juncture that I asked him why he had never taken the trouble of making a rough chart of this portion of the river, so that he could be quite sure what was ahead. He said that the idea was a good one, and that it had often occurred to him. There were several reasons why he had never carried it out. One was, that he was always so mad when he was going down “Twenty-One-Mile” that he couldn’t see straight, let alone write and draw straight. This meant that the chart would be of no use to him, even if some one else made it—unless, of course, he brought the maker along to interpret it. The main deterrent, however, had been the fact that he had always sworn each passage should be his last, so that (according to his frame of mind of the moment) there would be no use for the chart even if he could have seen straight enough to make it, and to read it after it had been made.

It was at this point that I asked him why he had never bothered to make a rough map of this part of the river, so he could be sure of what was ahead. He said the idea was good and that it had crossed his mind often. There were several reasons he never followed through. One reason was that he always got so angry when going down “Twenty-One-Mile” that he couldn’t see straight, let alone write or draw accurately. This meant that the map would be useless to him, even if someone else created it—unless, of course, he brought that person along to explain it. The main reason, however, was that he had always swore that each trip would be his last, so that (depending on his mood at the time) there would be no point in having the map, even if he could have seen straight enough to make it and read it afterward.

The scenery—so far as I recall it—was grand beyond words to describe. Cliff fronted cliff, with a jagged ribbon of violet-purple sky between. Every few hundred yards creeks broke through the mountain walls and came cascading into the river over their spreading boulder “fans.” Framed in the narrow notches from which they sprang appeared transient visions of sun-dazzled peaks and glaciers towering above wedge-shaped valleys swimming full of lilac mist. I saw these things, floating by like double strips of movie film, only when we were running in[Pg 149] the current; when lining I was aware of little beyond the red line of the gunwale which I grasped, the imminent loom of Andy’s grey-shirted shoulder next me, and the foam-flecked swirl of liquefied glacier enfolding my legs and swiftly converting them to stumpy icicles.

The scenery—as I remember it—was beyond amazing to describe. Cliff after cliff rose up, with a jagged band of violet-purple sky in between. Every few hundred yards, creeks burst through the mountain walls, cascading into the river over their wide boulders. Framed in the narrow gaps where they originated were fleeting glimpses of sunlit peaks and glaciers standing tall above wedge-shaped valleys filled with lilac mist. I noticed these sights, flowing by like double frames of a movie, only when we were moving with the current; when we were lining up, I was hardly aware of anything besides the red line of the gunwale I was holding, the looming presence of Andy’s grey-shirted shoulder next to me, and the foam-flecked swirl of melted glacier engulfing my legs and quickly turning them into stubby icicles.

There was one comfort, though. The farther down river we worked away from the lake, the shorter became the stretches of lining and the longer the rapids that were runnable. That accelerated our progress materially, but even so Blackmore did not reckon that there was time to stop for pictures, or even for lunch. We were still well up to schedule, but he was anxious to work on a good margin in the event of the always-to-be-expected “unexpected.” It was along toward three in the afternoon that, after completing a particularly nasty bit of lining a mile or two above the mouth of Yellow Creek, he came over and slapped me on the back. “That finishes it for the day, young man,” he cried gaily. “We can turn loose and run the rest of it now, and we’ll do it hell sizzling fast. It may also rejoice you to know that all the lining left for the whole trip is a couple of hundred yards at ‘Rock Slide’ and Death Rapids. All aboard for the Ferry!”

There was one comfort, though. The farther downriver we worked away from the lake, the shorter the stretches of lining became and the longer the runnable rapids got. That really sped up our progress, but even so, Blackmore didn’t think there was time to stop for pictures or even for lunch. We were still well on schedule, but he wanted to have a good buffer in case of the always-expected “unexpected.” It was around three in the afternoon when, after finishing a particularly tough section of lining a mile or two above the mouth of Yellow Creek, he came over and slapped me on the back. “That’s it for the day, young man,” he said cheerfully. “We can let loose and run the rest of it now, and we’ll do it super fast. You might be glad to know that all the lining left for the entire trip is just a couple of hundred yards at ‘Rock Slide’ and Death Rapids. All aboard for the Ferry!”

All of a sudden life had become a blessed thing again. For the first time I became aware that there were birds singing in the trees, flowers blooming in the protected shelves above high-water-mark, and maiden-hair ferns festooning the dripping grottoes of the cliffs. Dumping the water from our boots, Andy and I resumed our oars and swung the boat right out into the middle of the current. The first rapid we hit[Pg 150] was a vicious side-winder, shaped like a letter “S,” with overhanging cliffs playing battledore-and-shuttlecock with the river at the bends. Blackmore said he would have lined it if the water had been two feet lower; as it was now we would get wetter trying to worry a boat round the cliffs than in slashing through. We got quite wet enough as it was. The rocks were not hard to avoid, but banging almost side-on into the great back-curving combers thrown off by the cliffs was just a bit terrifying. Slammed back and forth at express-train speed, with nothing but those roaring open-faced waves buffeting against the cliffs, was somewhat suggestive of the sensation you get from a quick double-bank in a big biplane. Only it was wetter—much wetter. It took Blackmore ten minutes of hard bailing to get rid of the splashage.

All of a sudden, life had become a wonderful thing again. For the first time, I noticed that there were birds singing in the trees, flowers blooming on the high shelves above the high-water mark, and maiden-hair ferns draping the dripping grottoes of the cliffs. After emptying the water from our boots, Andy and I picked up our oars and steered the boat out into the middle of the current. The first rapid we hit[Pg 150] was a fierce side-winder, shaped like an “S,” with overhanging cliffs playing a game of battledore-and-shuttlecock with the river at the bends. Blackmore said he would have navigated it if the water had been two feet lower; as it was, we would get wetter trying to maneuver the boat around the cliffs than if we just sliced through. We got plenty wet as it was. The rocks were easy to dodge, but slamming almost sideways into the big back-curving waves thrown off by the cliffs was a bit scary. Being tossed back and forth at express-train speed, with nothing but those roaring open-faced waves crashing against the cliffs, felt somewhat like the sensation you get from a quick double-banking in a big biplane. Only it was wetter—much wetter. It took Blackmore ten minutes of hard bailing to get rid of the splash.

The succeeding rapids, though no less swift, were straighter, and easier—and dryer. Roos, perched up in the bow, announced that all was over but the digging, and started to sing “Old Green River.” Andy and I joined in lustily, and even Blackmore (though a lip-reader would have sworn he was mumbling over a rosary) claimed to be singing. Exultant as we all were over the prize so nearly within our grasp, we must have put a world of feeling into that heart-stirring chorus.

The next rapids, while still fast, were straighter, easier, and drier. Roos, sitting at the front, declared that all that was left was the digging, and began to sing “Old Green River.” Andy and I joined in enthusiastically, and even Blackmore (though anyone watching his lips would have sworn he was just mumbling) claimed he was singing too. As excited as we all were about the prize so close at hand, we must have poured all our emotions into that moving chorus.

"I was floating down the old Green River" On the good ship Rock-and-Rye I floated too far; I got caught up at the bar; I was out there by myself, Wishing I were home—
[Pg 151]The Captain was missing, along with the entire crew, So there was nothing more to do; And I had to drink the entire Green River dry. "To get back home to you!"

Smoother and smoother became the going, and then—rather unexpectedly, it seemed to me—the water began to slacken its dizzy speed. Blackmore appeared considerably puzzled over it, I thought. Roos, turning sentimental, had started singing a song that he had learned from a phonograph, and in which, therefore, appeared numerous hiati.

Smoother and smoother became the ride, and then—rather unexpectedly, I thought—the water started to slow down its dizzy speed. Blackmore looked pretty confused about it. Roos, getting a bit sentimental, began singing a song he had learned from a record player, which, of course, featured a lot of awkward pauses.

“Now I know blah blah blah— Now I understand the reason why— Da-da-da-da——da-da-da-daah— Now I understand, yes, now I understand! Da-da-da, my heart....”

Blackmore frowned more deeply as the treble wail floated back to him, and then broke into the next “da-da” with a sudden growl. “I say, young feller,” he roared, slapping sharply into the quieting water with his paddle blade; “if you know so geesly much, I’m wondering if you’d mind loosening up on one or two things that have got me buffaloed. First place, do I look like a man that had took a shot of hop?” “Not at all, sir,” quavered Roos, who seemed rather fearful of an impending call-down. “I don’t, huh?” went on the growl. “Then please tell me why what I knows is a ten-mile-an-hour current looks to me like slack water, and why I think I hear a roar coming round the next bend.” “But the water is slack,” pro[Pg 152]tested Roos, “and I’ve heard that roar for five minutes myself. Just another rapid, isn’t it? The water always....”

Blackmore frowned even more deeply as the high-pitched wail came back to him, then jumped into the next "da-da" with a sudden growl. "Hey, young fella," he shouted, slapping the now-calming water with his paddle blade; "if you know so geesly much, I’m curious if you could clear up a couple of things that have got me confused. First of all, do I look like a guy who’s had a shot of hop?" "Not at all, sir," Roos quivered, clearly worried about getting in trouble. "I don’t, huh?" the growl continued. "Then please explain why what I know is a ten-mile-an-hour current looks to me like still water, and why I think I hear a roar around the next bend." "But the water is still," Roos protested, "and I’ve been hearing that roar for five minutes myself. It's just another rapid, isn’t it? The water always...."

“Rot!” roared the veteran. “There ain’t no fall with a rip-raring thunder like that ’tween Yellow Creek and Death Rapids. Rot, I tell you! I must ha’ been doped after all.”

“Rot!” roared the veteran. “There’s no way there’s a fall with a rumbling thunder like that between Yellow Creek and Death Rapids. Rot, I’m telling you! I must have been doped after all.”

Nevertheless, when that ground-shaking rumble assailed us in a raw, rough wave of savage sound as we pulled round the bend, Blackmore was not sufficiently confident of his “dope theory” to care to get any nearer to it without a preliminary reconnaissance. Landing a hundred yards above where a white “eyelash” of up-flipped water showed above a line of big rocks, we clambered down along the right bank on foot. Presently all that had occurred was written clear for one who knew the way of a slide with a river, and the way of a river with a slide, to read as on the page of a book.

Nevertheless, when that ground-shaking rumble hit us in a raw, harsh wave of wild sound as we rounded the bend, Blackmore wasn't confident enough in his “dope theory” to get any closer without checking it out first. We landed a hundred yards upstream from where a white “eyelash” of upturned water peeked over a line of big rocks, and we made our way down along the right bank on foot. Soon, everything that had happened was clear to anyone who understood the relationship between a slide and a river, as if it were written on the page of a book.

“A new rapid, and a whale at that!” gasped Blackmore in astonishment; “the first one that’s ever formed on the Columbia in my time!”

“A new rapid, and a whale too!” gasped Blackmore in surprise; “the first one that’s ever formed on the Columbia while I’ve been here!”

The amazing thing that had happened was this: Sometime in the spring, a landslide of enormous size, doubtless started by an avalanche of snow far up in the Selkirks, had ripped the whole side of a mountain out and come down all the way across the river. As the pines were hurled backward for a couple of hundred feet above the river on the right or Rocky Mountain bank, it seemed reasonable to believe that the dam formed had averaged considerably more than that in height. As this would have backed up the river for[Pg 153] at least ten or twelve miles, it is probable that the lake formed must have been rising for a number of days before it flowed over the top of the barrier and began to sluice it away. On an incalculably larger scale, it was just the sort of thing we had heard and seen happening on Trident Creek, opposite our Kinbasket Lake camp. Not the least remarkable thing in connection with the stupendous convulsion was the fact that a large creek was flowing directly down the great gash torn out by the slide and emptying right into the rapid which was left when the dam had been washed away. Blackmore was quite positive that there had been no creek at this point the last time he was there. It seemed reasonable to suppose, therefore, that the slide, in removing a considerable section of mountain wall, had opened a new line of drainage for some little valley in the high Selkirks.

The incredible thing that happened was this: Sometime in the spring, a huge landslide, likely triggered by a snow avalanche high up in the Selkirks, had torn off an entire side of a mountain and crashed down all the way across the river. As the pine trees were thrown backward for a couple of hundred feet above the river on the right or Rocky Mountain bank, it seemed reasonable to think that the dam created was likely much taller than that. This would have backed up the river for[Pg 153] at least ten or twelve miles, so it’s probable that the lake formed must have been rising for several days before it overflowed the barrier and started washing it away. On an unimaginably larger scale, it was exactly the kind of thing we had heard and seen happening on Trident Creek, across from our camp at Kinbasket Lake. One of the most remarkable aspects of this massive disruption was the fact that a large creek was now flowing directly down the huge gash created by the slide and emptying right into the rapids left after the dam was washed away. Blackmore was quite sure that there hadn’t been a creek at this spot the last time he was there. Therefore, it seemed reasonable to assume that the slide, by removing a significant section of the mountain wall, had opened up a new drainage route for some small valley in the high Selkirks.

It was the great, rough fragments of cliff and native rock left after the earth had been sluiced out of the dam that remained to form the unexpected rapid which now confronted us. They had not yet been worn smooth like the rest of the river boulders, and it was this fact, doubtless, that gave the cascade tumbling through and over them such a raw, raucous roar.

It was the large, jagged pieces of cliff and native rock left behind after the earth had been washed away from the dam that formed the surprising rapid we now faced. They hadn't yet been worn smooth like the other river boulders, and this was probably what gave the cascade flowing through and over them such a harsh, loud roar.

The solution of the mystery of the appearance of the rapid was only an incident compared with the problem of how to pass it. There was a comparatively straight channel, but there was no possibility that the boat could live in the huge rollers that billowed down the middle of it. Just to the right of the middle there was a smoother chute which looked bet[Pg 154]ter—provided the boat could be kept to it. Blackmore said that it looked like too much of a risk, and decided to try to line down the right bank—the one on which we had landed. As the river walls were too steep and broken to allow any of the outfit to be portaged, the boat would have to go through loaded.

The solution to the mystery of the rapid's appearance was just a minor issue compared to figuring out how to navigate it. There was a relatively straightforward channel, but there was no way the boat could survive the massive waves that crashed down the center of it. To the right of the center, there was a smoother path that looked better—if the boat could stay on it. Blackmore thought it seemed too risky and decided to try to maneuver down the right bank—the one where we had landed. Since the riverbanks were too steep and jagged for any of the gear to be carried around, the boat would have to go through fully loaded.

A big uprooted pine tree, extending out fifty feet over the river and with its under limbs swept by the water, seemed likely to prove our worst difficulty, and I am inclined to believe it would have held us up in the end, even after we reached it. As things turned out, however, it troubled us not a whit, for the boat never got down that far. Right at the head of the rapid her bows jammed between two submerged boulders about ten feet from the bank, and there she stuck. As it was quickly evident that it was out of the question to lift her on through, it now became a problem of working her back up-stream out of the jaws that held her. But with the full force of the current driving her tighter between the rocks, she now refused to budge even in the direction from which she had come.

A large uprooted pine tree, leaning out fifty feet over the river with its lower branches dragged by the water, seemed like it would be our biggest challenge. I think it might have stopped us in the end, even after we reached it. However, as it turned out, it didn't cause us any trouble because the boat never made it that far. Right at the start of the rapids, the bow got wedged between two submerged boulders about ten feet from the bank, and there it got stuck. It quickly became clear that moving her forward was out of the question, so the new problem was figuring out how to work her back upstream from the spot where she was trapped. But with the full current pushing her tighter between the rocks, she refused to move in the direction we needed to go.

As I look back on it now, the fifteen minutes Andy and I, mid-waist deep in the icy water, spent trying to work that hulking red boat loose so that Blackmore could haul her back into quiet water for a fresh start takes pride of place as the most miserable interval of the whole trip. After Andy’s experience in Surprise Rapids, neither of us was inclined to throw his whole weight into a lift that might leave him overbalanced when the boat was swept out of his reach. And so we pulled and hauled and cursed (I should hate to have[Pg 155] to record all we said about the ancestry of the river, the boat, and the two rocks that held the boat), while the tentacles of the cold clutched deeper with every passing minute. Roos, sitting on a pine stump and whittling, furnished no help but some slight diversion. When he started singing “Old Green River” just after I had slipped and soused my head in the current, I stopped tugging at the boat for long enough to wade out and shy a stone at him. “Green River”[1] was all right in its place, but its place was swirling against the inside of the ribs, not the outside. Roos had the cheek to pick the rock up out of his lap and heave it back at me—but with an aim less certain than my own. A few minutes later he called out to Blackmore to ask if this new rapid had a name, adding that if it had not, he would like to do his employer, Mr. Chester, the honour of naming it after him. Blackmore relaxed his strain on the line for a moment to roar back that no rapid was ever named after a man unless he had been “drownded” in it. “We’ll name this one after you if you’ll do the needful,” he growled as an afterthought, throwing his weight again onto his line. That tickled Andy and me so mightily that we gave a prodigious heave in all recklessness of consequences, and off she came. Gaining the bank with little trouble, we joined Blackmore and helped him haul her up by line into slower water.

As I look back on it now, the fifteen minutes Andy and I spent, half-waist deep in the icy water, trying to free that heavy red boat so Blackmore could pull it back into calmer water for a fresh start stands out as the most miserable moment of the whole trip. After Andy’s experience in Surprise Rapids, neither of us wanted to put all his weight into a lift that might leave him off-balance when the boat was carried away from him. So we pulled and yanked and cursed (I wouldn’t want to write down all the things we said about the river's, the boat's, and the two rocks' ancestry), while the cold gripped us tighter with every passing minute. Roos, sitting on a pine stump carving something, didn’t help but provided a bit of distraction. When he started singing “Old Green River” just after I slipped and dunked my head in the current, I stopped tugging at the boat long enough to wade over and throw a stone at him. “Green River” was fine in its place, but that place was swirling against the inside of the ribs, not the outside. Roos had the nerve to pick up the rock from his lap and toss it back at me—but his aim was not as good as mine. A few minutes later he called out to Blackmore to ask if this new rapid had a name, adding that if it didn’t, he’d like to honor his employer, Mr. Chester, by naming it after him. Blackmore relaxed his grip on the line for a moment to shout back that no rapid was ever named after a man unless he had drowned in it. “We’ll name this one after you if you do the necessary,” he growled as an afterthought, shifting his weight back onto his line. That made Andy and me laugh so hard that we gave a huge heave without thinking about the consequences, and off it came. Getting to the bank with little trouble, we joined Blackmore and helped him pull it up by the line into slower water.

[1] For the benefit of those who have forgotten, or may never have known, I will state that “Green River” was the name of a brand of whisky consumed by ancient Americans with considerable gusto. L. R. F.

[1] For anyone who has forgotten or may not have known, "Green River" was the name of a whisky brand that early Americans enjoyed quite a bit. L. R. F.

“No good lining,” the “Skipper” announced decid[Pg 156]edly, as we sat down to rest for a spell; “I’m going to drive her straight through.” Chilled, weary and dead-beat generally, I was in a state of mind that would have welcomed jumping into the rapid with a stone tied to my neck rather than go back to the half-submerged wading and lifting. Roos said he hated to risk his camera, and so would try to crawl with it over the cliff and rejoin us below the rapid. Andy said he was quite game to pull his oar for a run if we had to, but that he would first like to try lining down the opposite bank. He thought we could make it there, and he had just a bit of a doubt about what might happen in mid-river. That was reasonable enough, and Blackmore readily consented to try the other side.

“No good lining,” the “Skipper” declared firmly as we took a break; “I’m going to drive her straight through.” Cold, tired, and generally exhausted, I felt so low that I'd rather jump into the rapids with a stone tied around my neck than face the half-submerged wading and lifting again. Roos said he didn’t want to risk his camera, so he would try to crawl over the cliff and catch up with us below the rapids. Andy said he was up for pulling his oar for a run if we needed to, but first, he wanted to try lining down the opposite bank. He thought we could manage it there, but he was a bit uncertain about what might happen in the middle of the river. That made sense, and Blackmore quickly agreed to try the other side.

OUR WETTEST CAMP AT KINBASKET LAKE (above)
THE OLD FERRY TOWER ABOVE CANOE RIVER (below)

WHERE WE DOCKED AT KINBASKET LAKE (above)
THE BRIDGE THAT THE COLUMBIA SPANNED A HUNDRED MILES AND CONNECTED TO ANOTHER RIVER (center)
FLOWING DOWN TO THE TOP OF DEATH RAPIDS (below)

Almost at once it appeared that we had landed in the same trouble as on the right bank. Directly off the mouth of the stream that came down from the slide the bow of the boat was caught and held between two submerged rocks, defying our every attempt to lift it over. Blackmore was becoming impatient again, and was just ready to give up and run, when Andy, with the aid of a young tree-trunk used as a lever, rolled one of the boulders aside and cleared the way. Five minutes later we had completed lining down and were pushing off for the final run to the Ferry. No more “mystery rapids” cropped up to disturb our voyage, and, pulling in deep, swift water, we made the next five miles in twenty-five minutes. A part of the distance was through the rocky-walled Red Canyon, one of the grandest scenic bits of the Bend. At one point Blackmore showed us a sheer[Pg 157]-sided rock island, on which he said he had once found the graves of two white men, with an inscription so worn as to be indecipherable. He thought they were probably those of miners lost during the Cariboo gold-field excitement of the middle of the last century, or perhaps even those of Hudson Bay voyageurs of a century or more back. There were many unidentified graves all the way round the Bend, he said.

Almost immediately, it seemed like we were in the same trouble as on the right bank. Right at the mouth of the stream coming down from the slide, the front of the boat got caught and wedged between two hidden rocks, resisting every effort we made to lift it over. Blackmore was getting impatient again and was on the verge of giving up and leaving when Andy, using a young tree trunk as a lever, rolled one of the boulders aside and cleared the path. Five minutes later, we had finished lining down and were pushing off for the final stretch to the Ferry. No more “mystery rapids” appeared to disrupt our journey, and pulling into the deep, swift water, we covered the next five miles in twenty-five minutes. Part of the distance went through the rocky Red Canyon, one of the most stunning scenic spots in the Bend. At one point, Blackmore pointed out a steep-sided rock island, where he claimed he had once found the graves of two white men, with an inscription so worn that it was unreadable. He thought they were likely miners lost during the Cariboo gold rush excitement in the mid-1800s, or maybe even Hudson Bay voyageurs from a century or more ago. He mentioned that there were many unidentified graves scattered all around the Bend.

The river walls fell back a bit on both sides as we neared our destination, and the low-hanging western sun had found a gap in the Selkirks through which it was pouring its level rays to flood with a rich amber light the low wooded benches at the abandoned crossing. The old Ferry-tower reared itself upward like the Statue of Liberty, bathing its head in the golden light of the expiring day. Steering for it as to a beacon, Blackmore beached the boat on a gravel bar flanking an eddy almost directly under the rusting cable. We would cross later to spend the night in a trapper’s cabin on the opposite bank, he said; as there was sure to be a shovel or two in the old ferry shacks, he had come there at once so as to get down to business without delay.

The riverbanks pulled back a bit on both sides as we approached our destination, and the low-hanging western sun had found a gap in the Selkirks, pouring its golden rays to flood the low wooded benches at the abandoned crossing with a warm amber light. The old Ferry-tower stood tall like the Statue of Liberty, its head illuminated by the golden light of the setting sun. Heading toward it like a beacon, Blackmore beached the boat on a gravel bar next to an eddy almost directly under the rusting cable. He mentioned we would cross later to spend the night in a trapper’s cabin on the other side; since there was sure to be a shovel or two in the old ferry shacks, he had come straight away to get to work without delay.

Right then and there, before we left the boat, I did a thing which I have been greatly gratified that I did do—right then and there. I drew my companions close to me and assured them that I had made up my mind to divide the spoils with them. Blackmore and Andy should have a gallon apiece, and Roos a quart. (I scaled down the latter’s share sharply, partly because he had thrown that stone back at me, and the nerve of it rankled, and partly—I must confess—out[Pg 158] of “professional jealousy.” “Stars” and “Directors” never do hit off.) The rest I would retain and divide with Captain Armstrong as agreed. I did not tell them that I had high hopes that Armstrong would soften in the end and let me keep it all to take home. After all of them (including Roos) had wrung my hand with gratitude, we set to work, each in his own way.

Right then and there, before we left the boat, I did something that I’m really glad I did—right then and there. I pulled my friends close and told them I had decided to share the loot with them. Blackmore and Andy would each get a gallon, and Roos would get a quart. (I seriously cut down Roos’s share, partly because he threw that stone back at me, which really got under my skin, and partly—I have to admit—out of “professional jealousy.” “Stars” and “Directors” never really get along.) The rest I would keep and split with Captain Armstrong as we agreed. I didn’t mention that I was hopeful Armstrong would eventually lighten up and let me keep it all to take home. After everyone (including Roos) thanked me warmly, we got to work, each in our own way.

The spot was readily located the moment we took the compass bearing. Pacing off was quite unnecessary. It was in the angle of a V-shaped outcrop of bedrock, where a man who knew about what was there could feel his way and claw up the treasure in the dark. It was an “inevitable” hiding place, just as Gibraltar is an inevitable fortress and Manhattan an inevitable metropolis. Yes, we each went to work in our own way. Blackmore and Andy found a couple of rusty shovels and went to digging; Roos climbed up into the old ferry basket to take a picture of them digging; I climbed up on the old shack to take a picture of Roos taking a picture of them digging. Nothing was omitted calculated to preserve historical accuracy. I had been in Baalbek just before the war when a German archæological mission had inaugurated excavation for Phœnician antiquities, and so was sapient in all that an occasion of the kind required.

The spot was easy to find the moment we took the compass reading. Pacing it off wasn't needed. It was in the angle of a V-shaped rock outcrop, where someone who knew what they were doing could feel around and dig up the treasure in the dark. It was an "inevitable" hiding place, just like Gibraltar is an unassailable fortress and Manhattan is an unavoidable city. Yes, we each went to work in our own way. Blackmore and Andy found a couple of rusty shovels and started digging; Roos climbed up into the old ferry basket to take a picture of them digging; I climbed up on the old shack to take a picture of Roos taking a picture of them digging. Nothing was overlooked to ensure historical accuracy. I had been in Baalbek just before the war when a German archaeological team started excavating for Phoenician artifacts, so I knew all that was needed for an occasion like this.

The picture cycle complete, I strolled over to where Andy and Blackmore were making the dirt fly like a pair of Airedales digging out a badger. The ground was soft, they said, leaning on their shovels; it ought to be only the matter of minutes now. The “showings” were good. They had already unearthed a[Pg 159] glove, a tin cup and a fragment of barrel iron. “Gorgeous stroke of luck for us that chap, K——, hit the stuff so hard up at Kinbasket,” I murmured ecstatically. Blackmore started and straightened up like a man hit with a steel bullet. “What was that name again?” he gasped. “K——,” I replied wonderingly; “some kind of a Swede, I believe Armstrong said. But what difference does his name make as long as....”

The picture cycle done, I walked over to where Andy and Blackmore were making the dirt fly like a couple of Airedales digging out a badger. The ground was soft, they said, leaning on their shovels; it should only be a matter of minutes now. The "showings" were promising. They had already dug up a[Pg 159] glove, a tin cup, and a piece of barrel iron. “What a lucky break for us that guy, K——, hit the stuff so hard up at Kinbasket,” I said excitedly. Blackmore jumped and straightened up like he’d been hit with a steel bullet. “What was that name again?” he gasped. “K——,” I replied, surprised; “some kind of Swede, I think Armstrong said. But what does his name matter as long as...”

Blackmore tossed his shovel out of the hole and climbed stiffly up after it before he replied. When he spoke it was in a voice thin and trailing, as though draggled by the Weariness of the Ages. “Difference, boy! All the difference between hell and happiness. About two years ago K—— dropped out of sight from Revelstoke, and it was only known he had gone somewhere on the Bend. A week after he returned he died in the hospital of the ‘D. T’s.’”

Blackmore threw his shovel out of the hole and climbed up after it before he answered. When he finally spoke, his voice was weak and drawn out, as if weighed down by the weariness of time. “Difference, kid! It's all the difference between hell and happiness. About two years ago, K—— disappeared from Revelstoke, and it was only known that he had gone somewhere along the Bend. A week after he returned, he died in the hospital from the ‘D. T’s.’”

Roos (perhaps because he had the least to lose by the disaster) was the only one who had the strength to speak. It seemed that he had studied Latin in the high school. “Sic transit gloria spiritum frumenti,” was what he said. Never in all the voyage did he speak so much to the point.

Roos (maybe because he had the least to lose from the disaster) was the only one who had the courage to speak up. It appeared that he had studied Latin in high school. “Sic transit gloria spiritum frumenti,” he said. He had never been so on point during the entire voyage.

Blackmore frowned at him gloomily as the mystic words were solemnly pronounced. “Young feller,” he growled, “I don’t savvy what the last part of that drug-store lingo you’re spitting means; but you’re dead right about the first part. Sick is sure the word.”

Blackmore frowned at him darkly as the mystical words were seriously pronounced. “Young man,” he muttered, “I don’t understand what the last part of that pharmacy jargon you’re spitting means; but you’re absolutely right about the first part. Sick is definitely the word.”

We spent the night in an empty trapper’s cabin across the river. Charity forbids that I lift the curtain of the house of mourning.

We spent the night in an empty trapper’s cabin across the river. Charity prevents me from lifting the curtain of the house of mourning.


CHAPTER VIII

III. RUNNING THE BEND

Boat Encampment to Revelstoke

Camping Boat Trip to Revelstoke

We were now close to the historic Boat Encampment, where at last our course would join with that followed by the early voyageurs and explorers. No point in the whole length of the Columbia, not even Astoria, has associations more calculated to stir the imagination than this tiny patch of silt-covered overflow flat which has been formed by the erosive action of three torrential rivers tearing at the hearts of three great mountain ranges. Sand and soil of the Rockies, Selkirks and the Gold Range, carried by the Columbia, Canoe and Wood rivers, meet and mingle to form the remarkable halting place, where the east and westbound pioneering traffic of a century stopped to gather breath for the next stage of its journey.

We were now nearing the historic Boat Encampment, where our path would finally connect with that taken by the early voyageurs and explorers. No other spot along the entire Columbia, not even Astoria, has associations that can ignite the imagination like this small area of silt-covered floodplain created by the powerful forces of three rushing rivers carving through three major mountain ranges. Sand and soil from the Rockies, Selkirks, and Gold Range, carried by the Columbia, Canoe, and Wood rivers, come together to form this remarkable stopping point, where the eastbound and westbound pioneers of a century paused to catch their breath before continuing their journey.

Before pushing off from the Ferry on the morning of October seventh I dug out from my luggage a copy of a report written in 1881 by Lieutenant Thomas W. Symons, U. S. A., on the navigation of the Upper Columbia. This was chiefly concerned with that part of the river between the International Boundary and the mouth of the Snake, but Lieutenant Symons had made a long and exhaustive study of the whole Columbia Basin, and his geographical description of the three rivers which unite at Boat Encampment is so[Pg 161] succinct and yet so comprehensive that I am impelled to make a liberal quotation from it here. Of the great assistance I had from Lieutenant Symons’ invaluable report when I came to the passage of that part of the river covered by his remarkable voyage of forty years ago I shall write later.

Before pushing off from the ferry on the morning of October 7th, I pulled out from my luggage a copy of a report written in 1881 by Lieutenant Thomas W. Symons, U.S.A., on the navigation of the Upper Columbia. This mainly focused on the section of the river between the international boundary and the mouth of the Snake, but Lieutenant Symons conducted a thorough study of the entire Columbia Basin, and his geographical description of the three rivers that converge at Boat Encampment is so[Pg 161] concise yet comprehensive that I feel compelled to quote it extensively here. I will discuss the significant help I received from Lieutenant Symons' invaluable report when navigating that part of the river covered by his remarkable voyage from forty years ago later on.

“Amid the universal gloom and midnight silence of the north, a little above the fifty-second parallel of latitude, seemingly surrounded on all sides by cloud-piercing snow-clad mountains, and nestled down among the lower and nearer cedar-mantled hills, there lies a narrow valley where three streams meet and blend their waters, one coming from the southeast, one from the northwest, and one from the east. The principal one of these streams is the one from the southeast ... and is the headwater stream, and bears the name of the Columbia.

“In the darkness and stillness of the north, just above the fifty-second parallel, surrounded by towering snow-covered mountains and nestled among the lower cedar-covered hills, there’s a narrow valley where three streams come together and mix their waters: one from the southeast, one from the northwest, and one from the east. The main stream is the one from the southeast... known as the Columbia.”

“The northwestern stream is the extreme northern branch of the Columbia, rising beyond the fifty-third parallel of latitude, and is known among the traders and voyageurs as Canoe River, from the excellence of the barks obtained on its banks for canoe building. This is a small river, forty yards wide at its mouth, flowing through a densely timbered valley in which the trees overhang the stream to such an extent as almost to shut it out from the light of heaven....

“The northwestern stream is the northernmost branch of the Columbia, beginning beyond the fifty-third parallel and referred to by traders and voyageurs as Canoe River, because of the excellent materials found along its banks for building canoes. This small river is forty yards wide at its mouth and flows through a densely wooded valley where the trees stretch over the stream, nearly blocking out the sunlight....

“Portage River, the third of the trio of streams, the smallest and the most remarkable of them, is the one which enters from the east. It has its source in the very heart of the Rocky Mountains and flows through a tremendous cleft in the main range between two of its loftiest peaks, Mounts Brown and Hooker. Just underneath these giant mountains, on the divide known as ‘The Height of Land,’ lie two small lakes, each about thirty yards in diameter, and which are only a few yards from each other. One has its outlet to the [Pg 162]west, Portage River, flowing to the Columbia; the other has its outlet to the east, Whirlpool River, a branch of the Athabaska, which joins the Mackenzie and flows to the Arctic Ocean.

“Portage River, the third stream, is the smallest but the most noteworthy. It comes in from the east and originates deep within the Rocky Mountains, flowing through a large gap in the main range between its two highest peaks, Mounts Brown and Hooker. Just below these towering mountains, on the ridge known as ‘The Height of Land,’ are two small lakes, each about thirty yards in diameter and only a few yards apart. One lake drains west into Portage River towards the Columbia; the other drains east into Whirlpool River, a branch of the Athabaska that connects to the Mackenzie and flows into the Arctic Ocean.”

“The elevated valley in which these lakes are situated is called ‘The Committee’s Punchbowl,’ and the nabobs of the fur trade always treated their companions to a bucket of punch when this point was reached, if they had the ingredients from which to make it, and they usually had.

“The elevated valley where these lakes sit is called ‘The Committee’s Punchbowl,’ and wealthy fur traders would often treat their friends to a bucket of punch when they arrived at this spot, whenever they had the ingredients to make it, which was usually the case.”

“The pass across the mountains by the Portage River, ‘The Committee’s Punchbowl’ and Whirlpool River, known as the Athabaska Pass, was for many years the route of the British fur traders in going from one side of the Rocky Mountains to the other. This route is far from being an easy one, and a description of the difficulties, dangers and discomforts of a trip over it will certainly deter any one from making the journey for pleasure. A great part of the way the traveller has to wade up to his middle in the icy waters of Portage River. The journey had to be made in the spring before the summer thaws and rains set in, or in the autumn after severe cold weather had locked up the mountain drainage. During the summer the stream becomes an impetuous impassable mountain torrent.”

“The route through the mountains via Portage River, ‘The Committee’s Punchbowl,’ and Whirlpool River, known as the Athabaska Pass, was for many years the path taken by British fur traders moving from one side of the Rocky Mountains to the other. This route is anything but easy, and describing the challenges, dangers, and discomforts of traveling it would definitely discourage anyone from undertaking the trip for fun. For much of the journey, travelers must wade through icy waters up to their waists in the Portage River. The crossing needed to happen in spring before summer thaws and rains, or in autumn after the severe cold had frozen the mountain drainage. During summer, the stream becomes a swift, impassable mountain torrent.”

Considering that Lieutenant Symons had never traversed the Big Bend nor the Athabaska Pass, this description (which must have been written from his careful readings of the diaries of the old voyageurs) is a remarkable one. It is not only accurate topographically and geographically, but it has an “atmosphere” which one who does know this region at first hand will be quick to appreciate. How and when the stream which he and the men before him called Por[Pg 163]tage River came to have its name changed to Wood, I have not been able to learn.

Considering that Lieutenant Symons had never traveled through the Big Bend or the Athabaska Pass, this description (which must have been written based on his careful readings of the diaries of the old voyageurs) is impressive. It's not only accurate in terms of the landscape and geography, but it also has an "atmosphere" that someone who does know this area personally will quickly recognize. I haven't been able to find out how and when the stream that he and earlier explorers referred to as Portage River got its name changed to Wood.

A mile below the Ferry Blackmore called my attention to a sharp wedge of brown-black mountain which appeared to form the left wall of the river a short way ahead. That lofty out-thrust of rock, he said, was the extreme northern end of the Selkirk Range. The Columbia, after receiving the waters of Wood and Canoe rivers, looped right round this cape and started flowing south, but with the massif of the Selkirks still forming its left bank. But the Rockies, which had formed its right bank all the way from its source, were now left behind, and their place was taken by the almost equally lofty Gold Range, which drained east to the Columbia and west to the Thompson.

A mile downriver, Blackmore pointed out a sharp wedge of brown-black mountain that seemed to create the left wall of the river just ahead. That towering outcrop of rock, he said, was the northernmost point of the Selkirk Range. After gathering the waters of the Wood and Canoe rivers, the Columbia wrapped around this cape and began flowing south, but with the Selkirks still forming its left bank. The Rockies, which had made up the right bank for its entire journey from the source, were now left behind, replaced by the almost equally tall Gold Range, which drained east into the Columbia and west into the Thompson.

The Columbia doubles back from north to south at an astonishingly sharp angle,—as river bends go, that is. Picture mentally Madison Square, New York. Now suppose the Columbia to flow north on Broadway, bend round the Flatiron Building (which represents the Selkirks), and then flow south down Fifth Avenue. Then East Twenty-Third Street would represent Wood River, and North Broadway, Canoe River. Now forget all the other streets and imagine the buildings of Madison Square as ten to twelve thousand-feet-high mountains. And there you have a model of the apex of the Big Bend of the Columbia.

The Columbia River makes a sharp U-turn from north to south. Imagine Madison Square in New York City. Now picture the Columbia flowing north along Broadway, curving around the Flatiron Building (which represents the Selkirks), and then flowing south down Fifth Avenue. East Twenty-Third Street would represent Wood River, and North Broadway would represent Canoe River. Forget about the other streets and think of the buildings in Madison Square as ten to twelve thousand-foot-high mountains. That's your model for the peak of the Big Bend of the Columbia.

A milky grey-green flood—straight glacier water if there ever was such—staining the clear stream of the Columbia marked the mouth of Wood River, and we pulled in for a brief glimpse in passing of what had once been Boat Encampment. I had broken my ther[Pg 164]mometer at Kinbasket Lake, so I could not take the temperatures here; but Wood River was beyond all doubt the coldest stream I had ever dabbled a finger-tip in. What the ascent to Athabaska Pass must have been may be judged from this description by Alexander Ross—one of the original Astoria party—written over a hundred years ago.

A milky grey-green flood—pure glacier water if there ever was—polluting the clear stream of the Columbia marked the entrance of Wood River, and we stopped briefly to catch a glimpse of what was once Boat Encampment. I had broken my thermometer at Kinbasket Lake, so I couldn't check the temperatures here; but Wood River was definitely the coldest stream I had ever dipped a fingertip into. You can get a sense of what the climb to Athabaska Pass must have been like from this description by Alexander Ross—one of the original Astoria group—written over a hundred years ago.

“Picture in the mind a dark, narrow defile, skirted on one side by a chain of inaccessible mountains rising to a great height, covered with snow, and slippery with ice from their tops down to the water’s edge; and on the other a beach comparatively low, but studded in an irregular manner with standing and fallen trees, rocks and ice, and full of driftwood, over which the torrent everywhere rushes with such irresistible impetuosity that very few would dare to adventure themselves in the stream. Let him again imagine a rapid river descending from some great height, filling up the whole channel between the rocky precipices on the south, and the no less dangerous barrier on the north; and, lastly, let him suppose that we were obliged to make our way on foot against such a torrent, by crossing and recrossing it in all its turns and windings, from morning till night, up to the middle in water, and he will understand the difficulties to be overcome in crossing the Rocky Mountains.”

“Imagine a dark, narrow canyon, with steep, snow-covered mountains on one side that are slick with ice from the peaks down to the water’s edge. On the other side, there’s a low beach, but it’s uneven, scattered with standing and fallen trees, rocks, and ice, filled with driftwood. The torrent rushes through with such unstoppable force that very few would risk stepping into the stream. Now, picture a fast river crashing down from a great height, filling the entire space between the steep cliffs on the south and the equally dangerous barrier on the north. Finally, let’s say we have to make our way on foot against this torrent, crossing and recrossing it at every bend and curve, from morning to night, with the water up to our midsections. Then you’ll understand the difficulties of crossing the Rocky Mountains.”

I have been able to learn nothing of records which would indicate that any of the early explorers or voyageurs traversed that portion of the Columbia down which we had just come. David Thompson, who is credited with being the first man to travel the Columbia to the sea, although he spent one winter at the foot of Lake Windermere, appears to have made his down-[Pg 165]river push-off from Boat Encampment. Mr. Basil G. Hamilton, of Invermere, sends me an authoritative note on this point, based on Thompson’s own journal. From this it appears that the great astronomer-explorer crossed the Rockies by Athabaska Pass and came down to what has since been known by the name of Boat Encampment in March, 1811. Having built himself a hut, he made preparation for a trip down the Columbia, by which he hoped to reach the mouth in advance of either of the Astor parties, and thus be able to lay claim to the whole region traversed in the name of the Northwest Company. He writes: “We first tried to get birch rind wherewith to make our trip to the Pacific Ocean, but without finding any even thick enough to make a dish. So we split out thin boards of cedar wood, about six inches in breadth, and built a canoe twenty-five feet in length and fifty inches in breadth, of the same form as a common canoe. As we had no nails we sewed the boards to each other round the timbers, making use of the fine roots of the pine which we split.”

I haven't been able to find any records indicating that any of the early explorers or voyageurs traveled through the part of the Columbia River that we had just come down. David Thompson is recognized as the first person to navigate the Columbia to the ocean, although he spent one winter at the foot of Lake Windermere. It seems that he set off downriver from Boat Encampment. Mr. Basil G. Hamilton from Invermere has sent me an authoritative note on this subject, based on Thompson’s own journal. According to this, the great astronomer-explorer crossed the Rockies via Athabaska Pass and arrived at what’s now called Boat Encampment in March 1811. After building a hut, he prepared for a trip down the Columbia, aiming to reach the mouth before any of the Astor parties, allowing him to claim the entire area in the name of the Northwest Company. He wrote: “We first tried to find birch bark to make our trip to the Pacific Ocean, but we couldn’t find any thick enough to make a dish. So, we split thin boards of cedar, about six inches wide, and built a canoe that was twenty-five feet long and fifty inches wide, shaped like a typical canoe. Since we had no nails, we sewed the boards together around the timbers using the fine roots of the pine that we split.”

This ingeniously constructed but precarious craft was finished on the sixteenth of April, and Thompson’s party embarked in it on the seventeenth. Mr. Hamilton doubts if this was the same craft in which they finally reached Astoria. From my own knowledge of what lies between I am very much inclined to agree with him. Certainly no boat of the construction described could have lasted even to the Arrow Lakes without much patching, and if a boat seeming on the lines of the original really reached the Pacific, it must have been many times renewed in the course of[Pg 166] the voyage. I shall hardly need to add that Thompson’s remarkable journey, so far as its original object was concerned, was a failure. He reached the mouth of the Columbia well in advance of Astor’s land party, but only to find the New Yorker fur-trader’s expedition by way of Cape Horn and Hawaii already in occupation.

This cleverly built but risky vessel was completed on April 16th, and Thompson's team set out on it on the 17th. Mr. Hamilton questions whether this was the same vessel they eventually used to get to Astoria. Based on what I know about the area, I tend to agree with him. No boat of the described design could have made it to the Arrow Lakes without extensive repairs, and if a boat resembling the original actually made it to the Pacific, it must have been significantly repaired many times during the trip. I hardly need to mention that Thompson's remarkable journey, in terms of its original purpose, ended in failure. He reached the mouth of the Columbia well ahead of Astor's land party, only to discover that the New Yorker fur trader's expedition via Cape Horn and Hawaii was already there.

Boat Encampment of to-day is neither picturesque nor interesting; indeed, there are several camp-sites at the Bend that one would choose in preference to that rather damp patch of brush-covered, treeless clearing. All that I found in the way of relics of the past were some huge cedar stumps, almost covered with silt, and the remains of a demolished batteau. I salved a crude oar-lock from the latter to carry as a mascot for my down-river trip. As a mascot it served me very well, everything considered; though it did get me in rather bad once when I tried to use it for an oar-lock.

Boat Encampment today is neither scenic nor interesting; in fact, there are several campsites at the Bend that I'd prefer over that damp patch of brush-covered, treeless clearing. The only remnants of the past I found were some huge cedar stumps, nearly covered with silt, and the remains of a destroyed batteau. I salvaged a crude oar-lock from it to take along as a good luck charm for my trip downriver. As a charm, it served me well overall, although it did get me into trouble once when I tried to use it as an oar-lock.

Before the sparkling jade-green stream of the Columbia had entirely quenched the milky flow of Wood River, the chocolate-brown torrent of Canoe River came pouring in to mess things up anew. The swift northern affluent, greatly swelled by the recent rains, was in flood, and at the moment appeared to be discharging a flow almost if not quite equal to that of the main river. For a considerable distance the waters of the right side of the augmented river retained their rich cinnamon tint, and it was not until a brisk stretch of rapid a mile below the Bend got in its cocktail-shaker action that the two streams became thoroughly blended. Then the former crys[Pg 167]talline clearness of the Columbia was a thing of the past. It was still far from being a muddy river. There was still more of green than of brown in its waters, but they were dully translucent where they had been brilliantly transparent. Not until the hundred-mile-long settling-basin of the Arrow Lakes allowed the sediment to deposit did the old emerald-bright sparkle come back again.

Before the bright jade-green stream of the Columbia completely washed away the milky flow of Wood River, the chocolate-brown rush of Canoe River spilled in to create chaos again. The fast northern tributary, swollen from recent rains, was in flood, and at that moment seemed to be flowing almost equally with the main river. For quite a distance, the waters on the right side of the swollen river kept their rich cinnamon color, and it wasn't until a lively stretch of rapids a mile below the Bend got mixing that the two streams fully merged. Then the former crystal-clear clarity of the Columbia was gone. It was still far from being muddy. There was still more green than brown in its waters, but they were dull and translucent where they had been brilliantly clear. Not until the hundred-mile-long settling basin of the Arrow Lakes allowed the sediment to settle did the old emerald-bright sparkle return.

A couple of quick rifle shots from the left bank set the echoes ringing just after we had passed Canoe River, and Blackmore turned in to where a man and dog were standing in front of an extremely picturesquely located log cabin. It proved to be a French-Canadian half-breed trapper called Alphonse Edmunds. His interest in us was purely social, and after a five minutes’ yarn we pulled on. Blackmore said the chap lived in Golden, and that to avoid the dreaded run down through Surprise and Kinbasket rapids, he was in the habit of going a couple of hundred miles by the C. P. R. to Kamloops, thence north for a hundred miles or more by the Canadian Northern, thence by packtrain a considerable distance over the divide to the head of Canoe River, and finally down the latter by boat to the Bend, where he did his winter trapping. This was about four times the distance as by the direct route down the Columbia, and probably at least quadrupled time and expense. It threw an illuminative side-light on the way some of the natives regarded the upper half of the Big Bend.

A couple of quick rifle shots from the left bank echoed just after we passed Canoe River, and Blackmore turned towards a man and a dog standing in front of a very picturesque log cabin. The man turned out to be a French-Canadian half-breed trapper named Alphonse Edmunds. He was just being friendly, and after chatting for about five minutes, we continued on. Blackmore mentioned that the guy lived in Golden, and to avoid the scary run through Surprise and Kinbasket rapids, he usually traveled a couple of hundred miles by the C. P. R. to Kamloops, then north for over a hundred miles by the Canadian Northern, and then quite a distance by pack train over the divide to the head of Canoe River. Finally, he would go down the river by boat to the Bend, where he did his winter trapping. This route was about four times longer than the direct way down the Columbia and probably at least quadrupled the time and cost. It highlighted how some of the locals viewed the upper half of the Big Bend.

The river was deeper now, but still plugged along at near to the ten-miles-an-hour it had averaged from the foot of Kinbasket Rapids. As the western slopes[Pg 168] of the Selkirks were considerably more extensive than the eastern, the drainage to the Columbia from that side was proportionately greater. Cascades and cataracts came tumbling in every few hundred yards, and every mile or two, from one side or the other, a considerable creek would pour down over its spreading boulder “fan.” We landed at twelve-thirty and cooked our lunch on the stove of a perfect beauty of a trapper’s cabin near the mouth of Mica Creek. The trapper had already begun getting in his winter grub, but was away at the moment. The whole place was as clean as a Dutch kitchen. A recent shift of channel by the fickle-minded Mica Creek had undermined almost to the door of this snug little home, and Andy reckoned it would go down river on the next spring rise.

The river was deeper now, but still moving at almost the ten miles per hour it had maintained since the foot of Kinbasket Rapids. Since the western slopes of the Selkirks were much larger than the eastern ones, the drainage to the Columbia from that side was correspondingly greater. Cascades and waterfalls tumbled every few hundred yards, and every mile or two, a significant creek would flow down over its spreading boulder “fan.” We arrived at twelve-thirty and cooked our lunch on the stove of a beautifully maintained trapper’s cabin near the mouth of Mica Creek. The trapper had already started stocking up for winter, but was away at the moment. The whole place was as clean as a Dutch kitchen. A recent change in the channel by the unpredictable Mica Creek had eroded almost to the door of this cozy little home, and Andy estimated it would wash away downstream in the next spring flood.

TRAPPER'S CABIN BEING ERODED BY STREAM (left)
THE CAMP ABOVE TWELVE-MILE (right)

LANDING AT SUNSET OVER CANOE RIVER (above)
ANDY AND BLACKMORE STEERING THE BOAT INTO THE BEGINNING OF ROCK SLIDE RAPIDS (centre)
THE HUGE WAVES, ranging FROM 15 TO 20 FEET FROM BOTTOM TO TOP, AT THE START OF DEATH RAPIDS (below)

We ran the next eighteen miles in less than two hours, tying up for the night at a well-built Government cabin three miles below Big Mouth Creek. It was occupied for the winter by a Swede trapper named Johnston. He was out running his trap-lines when we arrived, but came back in time to be our guest for dinner. He made one rather important contribution to the menu—a “mulligan,” the pièce de résistance of which, so he claimed, was a mud-hen he had winged with his revolver that morning. There were six or seven ingredients in that confounded Irish stew already, and—much to the disgust of Roos and myself, who didn’t fancy eating mud-hen—Andy dumped into it just about everything he had been cooking except the prunes. That’s the proper caper with “mulligans,” and they are very good, too, unless [Pg 169]some one of the makings chances to be out of your line. And such most decidedly was mud-hen—fish-eating mud-hen! As we were sort of company, Roos and I put on the best faces we could and filled up on prunes and marmalade. It was only after the other three had cleaned out the “mulligan” can that Andy chanced to mention that “mud-hen” was the popularly accepted euphemism for grouse shot out of season!

We covered the next eighteen miles in under two hours and stopped for the night at a solid Government cabin three miles downstream from Big Mouth Creek. It was being used for the winter by a Swedish trapper named Johnston. He was out checking his traps when we arrived, but he got back just in time to join us for dinner. He added one significant item to the menu—a “mulligan,” which he claimed was highlighted by a mud-hen he had shot with his revolver that morning. There were six or seven ingredients in that complicated Irish stew already, and—much to the annoyance of Roos and me, who didn’t want to eat mud-hen—Andy threw in just about everything else he had been cooking except the prunes. That’s the usual approach with “mulligans,” and they can be really good, too, unless one of the ingredients isn't to your taste. And mud-hen definitely wasn't—fish-eating mud-hen! Since we were guests, Roos and I tried to keep our spirits up and filled up on prunes and marmalade. It was only after the other three had finished the “mulligan” that Andy happened to mention that “mud-hen” was the commonly accepted euphemism for grouse shot out of season!

Andy and Blackmore and Johnston talked “trapper stuff” all evening—tricks for tempting marten, how to prevent the pesky wolverine from robbing traps, “stink-baits,” prices, and the prospects for beaver when it again became lawful to take them. Johnston was a typical Swede, with little apparent regard for his physical strength if money could be made by drawing upon it. The previous season he had had to sleep out in his blankets many nights while covering his lines, and he counted himself lucky that this year he had two or three rough cabins for shelter. He was a terrific worker and ate sparingly of the grub that cost him twenty cents a pound to bring in. He was already looking a bit drawn, and Blackmore said the next morning that he would be more or less of a physical wreck by spring, just as he had been the previous season. The hardships these trappers endure is something quite beyond the comprehension of any one who has not been with them. A city man, a farmer, even a sailor, knows nothing to compare with it.

Andy, Blackmore, and Johnston talked about “trapper stuff” all evening—tips for luring marten, how to keep that annoying wolverine from stealing traps, “stink-baits,” prices, and what to expect for beaver when it becomes legal to hunt them again. Johnston was your typical Swede, showing little concern for his physical strength if it meant making some money. Last season, he had to sleep outdoors in his blankets many nights while checking his traps, and he considered himself lucky that this year he had two or three rough cabins for shelter. He was an incredibly hard worker and ate very little of the food that cost him twenty cents a pound to bring in. He was already looking a bit worn out, and Blackmore said the next morning that he'd be pretty much a physical wreck by spring, just like he had been the previous season. The hardships these trappers face are something that anyone who hasn't experienced it can't fully grasp. A city person, a farmer, even a sailor, knows nothing that compares to it.

We were a mile down stream the next morning before Blackmore discovered that his rifle had been left in Johnston’s cabin, and it took him an hour of[Pg 170] hard breaking through the wet underbrush to recover it. The river was still rising from the rains, and the current swift with occasional rapids. Blackmore approached the head of Gordon Rapids (named, of course, from a man of that name who had lost his life there) with considerable caution. He intended to run them, he said, but the convergence of currents threw a nasty cross-riffle that was not to be taken liberties with. He appeared considerably relieved when he found that the high water made it possible to avoid the main rapid by a swift but comparatively clear back-channel. We had a good view of the riffle from below when we swung back into the main channel. It was certainly a vicious tumble of wild white water, and even with our considerable freeboard it would have been a sloppy run. I should have been very reluctant to go into it all with a smaller boat.

We were a mile downstream the next morning when Blackmore realized he had left his rifle in Johnston’s cabin. It took him an hour of hard work pushing through the wet underbrush to get it back. The river was still rising from the rains, and the current was fast with occasional rapids. Blackmore approached the head of Gordon Rapids (named after a man who lost his life there) very cautiously. He planned to run them, he said, but the convergence of currents created a dangerous cross-riffle that was not to be taken lightly. He seemed pretty relieved when he discovered that the high water allowed us to bypass the main rapid through a fast but relatively clear back channel. We got a good view of the riffle from below when we swung back into the main channel. It was definitely a fierce cascade of wild white water, and even with our considerable freeboard, it would have been a rough ride. I would have been very hesitant to tackle it with a smaller boat.

Still deeply canyoned between lofty mountains, the scenery in this part of the Bend was quite equal to the finest through which we had passed above Canoe River. The steady drizzle which had now set in, however, made pictures out of the question. This did not deter Roos from looking for “location.” He was under special instructions to make some effective camp shots, and had been on the lookout for a suitable place ever since we started. This day he found what he wanted. Shooting down a swift, rough rapid shortly after noon, we rounded a sharp bend and shot past the mouth of a deep black gorge with the white shimmer of a big waterfall just discernible in its dusky depths. Almost immediately opposite a rocky[Pg 171] point jutted out into the eddy. It was thickly carpeted with moss and grass, and bright with the reds and yellows of patches of late flowers. At its base was an almost perfect circle of towering cedars and sugar pines, their dark green foliage standing out in fret-work against the pale purple mists filling the depths of a wedge-shaped bit of mountain valley behind. There were glaciers and peaks hanging giddily above, but these were obscured by the rain clouds.

Still deeply carved between tall mountains, the scenery in this part of the Bend was just as impressive as the finest views we had passed above Canoe River. However, the steady drizzle now falling made taking pictures impossible. This didn’t stop Roos from searching for a "location." He had specific instructions to capture some good camp shots and had been looking for a suitable spot since we began. That day, he found what he was looking for. Shooting down a swift, rough rapid shortly after noon, we rounded a sharp bend and rushed past the entrance of a deep black gorge, with the white shimmer of a big waterfall barely visible in its dark recesses. Almost immediately opposite, a rocky[Pg 171] point jutted into the eddy, thickly covered in moss and grass, brightened by splashes of red and yellow from late flowers. At its base was a nearly perfect circle of towering cedars and sugar pines, their dark green leaves contrasting with the pale purple mists filling the depths of a wedge-shaped mountain valley behind. Glaciers and peaks hung steeply above, but these were hidden by the rain clouds.

In response to Roos’ glad “Eureka!” Blackmore threw the boat’s head sharply toward the left bank, and hard pulling just won us the edge of the eddy. Missing that, we would have run on into the rough-and-tumble of Twelve-Mile Rapids, where (as we found the next day) there was no landing for another half mile. The place looked even lovelier at close range than from the river, and Roos announced decisively that we were not going to stir from there until the sun came to give him light for his camp shots. Fortunately, this befell the next morning. After that, to the best of my recollection, we did not see the sun again until we crossed over to the U. S. A. many days later.

In response to Roos’ excited “Eureka!” Blackmore quickly turned the boat's head toward the left bank, and with some strong paddling, we barely caught the edge of the eddy. If we had missed that, we would have gone straight into the chaotic Twelve-Mile Rapids, where (as we discovered the next day) there was no place to land for another half mile. The spot looked even more beautiful up close than it did from the river, and Roos firmly declared that we weren’t leaving until the sun came out to give him light for his camp shots. Luckily, that happened the next morning. After that, as far as I can remember, we didn’t see the sun again until we crossed over to the U.S.A. many days later.

Roos took a lot of trouble with his camp picture, and I have since heard that it was most favourably reported upon from the studio. Setting up on the end of the point, he made his opening shot as the boat ran down the rapid (we had had to line back above for this, of course) and floundered through the swirls and whirlpools past the mouth of the gloomy gorge and its half-guessed waterfall. After landing and packing our outfit up the bank, trees were felled,[Pg 172] boughs cut and spread and the tent set up. Finally, we fried bacon, tossed flapjacks and baked bannocks. I could tell by his expression that Roos dearly wanted to lend a Mack Sennett “custard-pie” touch by having some one smear some one else in the face with a mushy half-baked bannock, but discretion prevailed. Qualified “smearers” there were in plenty—Andy and Blackmore were wood-choppers and I was an ex-pitcher and shot-putter,—but the designation of a “smear-ee” was quite another matter. Roos did well to stop where he did.

Roos put a lot of effort into his camp picture, and I’ve since heard that it received great reviews from the studio. Positioning himself at the tip of the point, he made his first shot as the boat sped down the rapids (we had to line back up above for this, of course) and struggled through the swirls and whirlpools near the mouth of the dark gorge and its barely visible waterfall. After landing and packing our gear up the bank, we cut down some trees, gathered branches, and set up the tent. Finally, we cooked bacon, made flapjacks, and baked bannocks. I could see from Roos’s expression that he really wanted to add a Mack Sennett “custard-pie” touch by having someone smear a mushy half-baked bannock in someone else's face, but he showed restraint. There were plenty of qualified “smearers”—Andy and Blackmore were wood-choppers, and I used to pitch and shot-put—but being a “smear-ee” was a whole different story. Roos was right to stop where he did.

Pushing off about noon, we dropped down to near the head of “Twelve-Mile,” and put Roos ashore on the right bank for a shot as we ran through. We had expected to land to pick him up at the foot of the rapid, but Blackmore, in order to make the picture as spectacular as possible, threw the boat right into the midst of the white stuff. There was a good deal of soft fluff flying in the air, but nothing with much weight in it. We ran through easily, but got so far over toward the left bank that it was impossible to pull into the eddy we had hoped to make. Andy and I pulled our heads off for five minutes before we could reach slack water near the left bank, and by then we were a quarter of a mile below the foot of the rapid. Andy had to go back to help Roos down over the boulders with his machine and tripod. Another mile in fast water brought us to the head of Rock Slide Rapids, and we landed on the right bank for our last stretch of lining on the Big Bend.

Pushing off around noon, we headed down towards the top of “Twelve-Mile” and dropped Roos off on the right bank to take a shot as we passed by. We expected to pick him up at the bottom of the rapid, but Blackmore, trying to make the scene as exciting as possible, drove the boat right into the middle of the whitewater. There was a lot of soft spray flying around, but nothing too heavy. We made it through without much trouble, but we drifted so far towards the left bank that we couldn’t pull into the eddy we had planned on. Andy and I struggled for five minutes before we could finally reach calm water near the left bank, and by then we were a quarter of a mile below the bottom of the rapid. Andy had to go back to help Roos navigate the boulders with his camera and tripod. Another mile in fast water brought us to the entrance of Rock Slide Rapids, and we pulled up on the right bank for our final stretch of lining on the Big Bend.

The Rock Slide is the narrowest point on the whole Columbia between Lake Windermere and the Pacific.[Pg 173] An almost perpendicular mountainside has been encroaching on the river here for many years, possibly damming it all the way across at times. From the Slide to the precipitous left bank there is an average channel seventy feet in width, through which the river rushes with tremendous velocity over and between enormous sharp-edged boulders. This pours into a cauldron-like eddy at a right-angled bend, and over the lower end of that swirling maelstrom the river spills into another narrow chute to form the Dalles des Morts of accursed memory. I know of no place on the upper half of the Bend where the river is less than a hundred feet wide. The Little Dalles, just below the American line, are about a hundred and forty feet across in their narrowest part, and the Great Dalles below Celilo Falls are slightly wider. Kettle Falls, Hell-Gate and Rock Island Rapids have side channels of less than a hundred feet, but the main channels are much broader. Save only the Dalles des Morts (which are really its continuation) the Rock Slide has no near rival anywhere on the river.

The Rock Slide is the narrowest spot on the entire Columbia between Lake Windermere and the Pacific. [Pg 173] A nearly vertical mountainside has been closing in on the river here for many years, sometimes completely blocking it. Between the Slide and the steep left bank, there’s an average channel about seventy feet wide, where the river rushes through with incredible speed over and around huge, sharp-edged boulders. This flows into a whirlpool-like eddy at a sharp bend, and over the lower end of that swirling current, the river pours into another narrow passage to create the Dalles des Morts of infamous memory. I don’t know of any place in the upper half of the Bend where the river is narrower than a hundred feet. The Little Dalles, just below the American border, are around one hundred and forty feet across at their narrowest point, and the Great Dalles below Celilo Falls are a bit wider. Kettle Falls, Hell-Gate, and Rock Island Rapids have side channels that are less than a hundred feet, but the main channels are much wider. Except for the Dalles des Morts (which are essentially a continuation of it), the Rock Slide has no close competitor anywhere on the river.

It has struck me as quite probable that the Rock Slide, and the consequent constriction of the river at that point, are of comparatively recent occurrence, almost certainly of the last hundred years. In the diaries of Ross, Cox and Franchiere, on which most of the earlier Columbian history is based, I can find no mention of anything of the kind at this point, a location readily identifiable because of its proximity to the Dalles des Morts, which they all mention. But in Ross’ record I do find this significant passage:[Pg 174]

It seems quite likely to me that the Rock Slide, along with the narrowing of the river at that spot, is a relatively recent event, probably happening within the last hundred years. In the diaries of Ross, Cox, and Franchiere, which form the basis of much of the early history of the Columbia, I can't find any reference to this kind of thing at this location, which is easily identifiable due to its closeness to the Dalles des Morts, mentioned by all of them. However, in Ross' account, I do come across this important passage:[Pg 174]

“A little after starting (from the Dalles des Morts) we backed our paddles and stood still for some minutes admiring a striking curiosity. The water of a cataract creek, after shooting over the brink of a bold precipice, falls in a white sheet onto a broad, flat rock, smooth as glass, which forms the first step; then upon a second, some ten feet lower down, and lastly, on a third, somewhat lower. It then enters a subterranean vault, formed at the mouth like a funnel, and after passing through this funnel it again issues forth with a noise like distant thunder. After falling over another step it meets the front of a bold rock, which repulses back the water with such violence as to keep it whirling around in a large basin. Opposite to this rises the wing of a shelving cliff, which overhangs the basin and forces back the rising spray, refracting in the sunshine all the colours of the rainbow. The creek then enters the Columbia.”

“Shortly after we started (from the Dalles des Morts), we stopped paddling for a few minutes to take in an incredible sight. Water from a waterfall creek spills over the edge of a steep cliff, cascading down in a white sheet onto a wide, flat rock that is smooth like glass, creating the first level; then it drops onto a second level about ten feet lower, and finally onto a third, slightly lower level. It then flows into an underground funnel-shaped vault, and after passing through this funnel, it bursts out again with a sound like distant thunder. After tumbling over another ledge, it crashes onto a large rock, causing the water to swirl violently in a big basin. Opposite this rises a sloping cliff that overhangs the basin, holding back the rising spray and reflecting all the colors of the rainbow in the sunlight. The creek then flows into the Columbia.”

On the left bank, immediately above the Dalles des Morts, an extremely beautiful little waterfall leaps into the river from the cliffs, but neither this (as will readily be seen from my photograph of it) nor any other similar fall I saw in the whole length of the Columbia, bears the least suggestion of a resemblance to the remarkable cataract Ross so strikingly describes. But I did see a very sizable stream of water cascading right down the middle of the great rock slide, and at a point which might very well coincide with that at which Ross saw his “stairway-and-tunnel” phenomenon. Does it not seem quite possible that the latter should have undermined the cliff over and through which it was tumbling, precipitating it into the river and forming the Rock Slide of the present day?[Pg 175]

On the left bank, just above the Dalles des Morts, there’s a stunning little waterfall that flows into the river from the cliffs. However, neither this waterfall (which you can see in my photo) nor any other similar waterfall I saw along the entire Columbia River resembles the impressive waterfall that Ross vividly describes. But I did see a large stream of water cascading right down the center of the big rock slide, and it’s possible that this is where Ross witnessed his “stairway-and-tunnel” phenomenon. Doesn’t it seem quite likely that this could have eroded the cliff over which it was cascading, causing it to collapse into the river and creating the Rock Slide we see today?[Pg 175]

The middle of the channel at Rock Slide was a rough, smashing cascade that looked quite capable of grinding a boat to kindling wood in a hundred feet; but to the right of it the water was considerably better. Blackmore said the chances would be all in favour of running it safely, but, if anything at all went wrong (such as the unshipping of an oar, for instance), it might make it hard to get into the eddy at the bend; and if we missed the eddy—Death Rapids! He didn’t seem to think any further elucidation was necessary. It would be best to line the whole way down, he said.

The middle of the channel at Rock Slide was a rough, crashing cascade that looked more than capable of reducing a boat to splinters in a hundred feet; but to the right, the water was much better. Blackmore said the odds were in our favor for safely navigating it, but if anything went wrong (like losing an oar, for example), it could be tough to get into the eddy at the bend; and if we missed the eddy—Death Rapids! He didn’t think any further explanation was needed. It would be best to line the whole way down, he said.

On account of the considerable depth of water right up to the banks, the boat struck on the rocks rather less than usual; but the clamber over the jagged, fresh-fallen granite was the worst thing of the kind we encountered. I did get a bit of a duck here, though, but it was not near to being anything serious, and the sequel was rather amusing. Losing my footing for a moment on the only occasion I had to give Andy a lift with the boat, I floundered for a few strokes, kicked into an eddy and climbed out.

Because the water was quite deep all the way to the banks, the boat hit the rocks a bit less often than usual; but scrambling over the jagged, fresh-fallen granite was the toughest thing we faced. I did end up taking a bit of a plunge here, but it wasn’t anything serious, and the aftermath was pretty funny. I lost my balance for a moment while trying to help Andy with the boat, flailed around for a few strokes, got caught in an eddy, and managed to climb out.

Ever since Andy had his souse and came out with empty pockets, I had taken the precaution of buttoning mine securely down before starting in to line. The buttons had resisted the best efforts of the kleptomaniacal river current, and I came out with the contents of my pocket wet but intact. But there was a trifling casualty even thus. A leg of my riding breeches was missing from the knee down. It was an ancient pair of East Indian jodpurs I was wearing (without leggings, of course), and age and rough[Pg 176] usage had opened a slit at the knee. Possibly I caught this somewhere on the boat without noting it in my excitement; or it is even possible the current did tear it off. There was nothing especially remarkable about it in any case. All the same, Blackmore and Andy always solemnly declared that the geesly river, baulked by my buttons of its designs on the contents of my pockets, had tried to get away with my whole pair of pants! If that was so, it had its way in the end. Before I set out on the second leg of my voyage from the foot of the Arrow Lakes, I threw the river god all that was left of that bedraggled pair of jodpurs as a propitiatory offering.

Ever since Andy had his drink and ended up with empty pockets, I made sure to securely button mine before starting to fish. The buttons withstood the best attempts of the thieving river current, and I came out with my pocket's contents wet but unharmed. However, there was a minor loss nonetheless. A leg of my riding breeches was missing from the knee down. I was wearing an old pair of East Indian jodpurs (without leggings, of course), and age and rough use had created a tear at the knee. I might have snagged it somewhere on the boat without realizing it in my excitement; or it’s possible the current actually tore it off. In any case, it wasn't particularly special. Still, Blackmore and Andy always joked that the geesly river, thwarted by my buttons from getting at the contents of my pockets, had tried to steal my whole pair of pants! If that was the case, it ultimately succeeded. Before I set out on the second part of my journey from the foot of the Arrow Lakes, I tossed the river god what was left of my tattered pair of jodpurs as an offering to appease it.

The deeper rumble of Death Rapids became audible above the higher-keyed grind of Rock Slide as we worked down toward the head of the intervening eddy. Of all the cataracts and cascades with sinister records on the Columbia this Dalles of the Dead has undoubtedly been the one to draw to itself the greatest share of execration. The terrific toll of lives they have claimed is unquestionably traceable to the fact that this swift, narrow chute of round-topped rollers is many times worse than it looks, especially to a comparatively inexperienced river man, and there have been many such numbered among its victims. There are two or three places in Surprise Rapids, and one or two even in Kinbasket, that the veriest greenhorn would know better than to try to run; Death Rapids it is conceivable that a novice might try, just as many of them have, and to their cost. However, it is probable that the greatest number that have died here were comparatively experienced men who were[Pg 177] sucked into the death-chute in spite of themselves. Of such was made up the party whose tragic fate gave the rapid its sinister name. Ross Cox, of the original Astorians, tells the story, and the account of it I am setting down here is slightly abridged from his original narrative.

The deep rumble of Death Rapids was audible over the sharper grind of Rock Slide as we made our way down toward the head of the eddy in between. Of all the waterfalls and cascades with dark stories on the Columbia, this Dalles of the Dead has definitely attracted the most negativity. The terrible number of lives it has taken is clearly connected to the fact that this fast, narrow stretch of rounded rollers is way worse than it appears, especially to a relatively inexperienced river guide, and many of those who fell victim were just that. There are a couple of spots in Surprise Rapids and one or two even in Kinbasket that any novice would know better than to attempt; however, it’s possible that a beginner might think they could manage Death Rapids, just like many have—and paid the price for it. Still, it's likely that the majority of those who have died here were relatively seasoned men who were pulled into the deadly rush against their will. The group whose tragic fate gave this rapid its unsettling name was made up of such individuals. Ross Cox, one of the original Astorians, tells the story, and the account I'm sharing here is a slightly shortened version of his original narrative.

On the sixteenth of April, 1817, Ross Cox’s party of twenty-three left Fort George (originally and subsequently Astoria) to ascend the Columbia and cross the Rockies by the Athabaska Pass, en route Montreal. On the twenty-seventh of May they arrived at Boat Encampment after the most severe labours in dragging their boats up the rapids and making their way along the rocky shores. Seven men of the party were so weak, sick and worn out that they were unable to proceed across the mountains, so they were given the best of the canoes and provisions, and were to attempt to return down river to Spokane House, a Hudson Bay post near the mouth of the river of that name. They reached the place which has since borne the name of Dalles des Morts without trouble. There, in passing their canoe down over the rapids with a light cod line, it was caught in a whirlpool. The line snapped, and the canoe, with all the provisions and blankets, was lost.

On April 16, 1817, Ross Cox and his group of twenty-three left Fort George (later known as Astoria) to travel up the Columbia River and cross the Rockies via the Athabaska Pass on their way to Montreal. By May 27, they reached Boat Encampment after facing severe challenges dragging their boats up the rapids and navigating the rocky shores. Seven members of the group were too weak, sick, and exhausted to continue over the mountains, so they were given the best canoes and supplies and set off to return downriver to Spokane House, a Hudson Bay post near the river's mouth. They reached a location that would later be called Dalles des Morts without any problems. While passing their canoe down over the rapids with a light line, it got caught in a whirlpool. The line broke, and the canoe, along with all the supplies and blankets, was lost.

The men found themselves utterly destitute, and at a time of year when it was impossible to procure any wild fruit or roots. The continual rising of the water completely inundated the beach, which compelled them to force their way through a dense forest, rendered almost impervious by a thick growth of prickly underbrush. Their only nourishment was water. On the third day a man named Macon died, and his surviving comrades, though unconscious of how soon they might be called on to follow him, divided his remains into equal parts, on which they subsisted for several days. From the [Pg 178]sore and swollen state of their feet, their daily progress did not exceed two or three miles. A tailor named Holmes was the next to die, and the others subsisted for some days on his emaciated remains. In a little while, of the seven men, only two remained alive—Dubois and La Pierre. La Pierre was subsequently found on the upper Arrow Lake by two Indians who were coasting it in a canoe. They took him to Kettle Falls, from where he was carried to Spokane House.

The men found themselves completely out of supplies at a time when wild fruit or roots were impossible to find. The rising water completely flooded the beach, forcing them to push through a thick forest that was nearly impassable due to the dense underbrush. Their only source of food was water. On the third day, a man named Macon died, and his surviving friends, fearing they might face the same fate soon, divided his remains to survive for several days. With their feet sore and swollen, they only managed to progress two or three miles a day. A tailor named Holmes was the next to die, and the others lived off his meager remains for a few days. Soon, only two out of the seven men—Dubois and La Pierre—were left alive. La Pierre was later found on the upper Arrow Lake by two Native Americans paddling by in a canoe. They took him to Kettle Falls, from where he was transported to Spokane House.

He stated that after the death of the fifth man of the party, Dubois and he remained for some days at the spot, living on the remains. When they felt strong enough to continue, they loaded themselves with as much of the flesh as they could carry; that with this they succeeded in reaching the Upper Lake, around the shores of which they wandered for some time in search of Indians; that their food at length became exhausted, and they were again reduced to the prospects of starvation. On the second night after their last meal La Pierre observed something suspicious in the conduct of Dubois, which induced him to be on his guard; and that shortly after they had lain down for the night, and while he feigned sleep, he observed Dubois cautiously opening his clasp-knife, with which he sprang at La Pierre, inflicting on the hand the blow evidently intended for the neck. A silent and desperate conflict followed, in which, after severe struggling, La Pierre succeeded in wresting the knife from his antagonist, and, having no other resource left, was finally obliged to cut Dubois’ throat. It was several days after this that he was discovered by the Indians.

He said that after the fifth man in their group died, Dubois and he stayed at the spot for several days, living off the remains. When they felt strong enough to move on, they loaded as much meat as they could carry and managed to reach the Upper Lake, wandering along the shores for some time looking for Indians. Eventually, their food ran out again, and they faced starvation once more. On the second night after their last meal, La Pierre noticed something strange about Dubois's behavior, which made him wary; shortly after they settled down for the night, while pretending to sleep, he saw Dubois quietly opening his knife and lunging at La Pierre, aiming for his neck but instead hitting his hand. A silent and desperate struggle ensued, and after a tough fight, La Pierre managed to get the knife from Dubois and, with no other option left, was forced to cut Dubois’s throat. It was several days later that the Indians found him.

This was one of the earliest, and certainly the most terrible, of all the tragedies originating at the Dalles des Morts. There are a number of graves in the vicinity, but more numerous still are the inscriptions[Pg 179] on the cliffs in memory of the victims whose bodies were never recovered for burial.

This was one of the earliest, and definitely the most horrific, of all the tragedies that took place at the Dalles des Morts. There are several graves nearby, but even more numerous are the inscriptions[Pg 179] on the cliffs in memory of the victims whose bodies were never found for burial.

Compared to what we had been having, lining down Death Rapids was comparatively simple. It was only when one got right down beside them that the terrible power of the great rolling waves became evident. From crest to trough they must have been from twelve to fifteen feet high, with the water—on account of the steep declivity and the lack of resistance from rocks—running at race-horse speed. We had become so used to expecting big boulders to underlie heavy waves that it was difficult to realize that there was all of a hundred feet of green water between these giant rollers and the great reefs of bedrock which were responsible for them.

Compared to what we had experienced before, going down Death Rapids was relatively easy. It was only when you got right next to them that the sheer force of the huge rolling waves became clear. From peak to dip, they must have been about twelve to fifteen feet high, with the water—due to the steep slope and the absence of rocks—flowing at breakneck speed. We had gotten so used to expecting big boulders to be beneath heavy waves that it was hard to grasp that there was actually a hundred feet of green water between these massive rollers and the massive bedrock reefs underneath.

For a quarter of a mile below where the rolling waves ceased to comb there was a green-white chaos of whirlpools and the great geyser-like up-boils where the sucked-down water was ejected again to the surface. This was another of the places where the river was said to “eat up” whole pine trees at high water, and it was not hard to believe. Even now the voracious vortices were wolfing very considerable pieces of driftwood, and one had to keep a very sharp lookout to see the spewed-forth fragments reappear at all. This was no water for a small boat or canoe. It would, for instance, have engulfed the sixteen-foot skiff which I used on the lower river as an elephant gulps a tossed peanut. But our big double-ended thirty-footer was more of a mouthful. Blackmore pushed off without hesitation as soon as we had[Pg 180] lined below the rollers, but not without reiterating the old warning about not dipping too deep, and being quick about throwing the oar free from its oar-lock if a whirlpool started to drag down the blade. We had a lively five minutes of it, what with the whirlpools trying to suck her stern under and the geysers trying to toss her bow on high; but they never had us in serious trouble. They did spin her all the way round, though, in spite of all the three of us could do to hold her, and as for our course—a chart of it would make the track of an earthquake on a seismograph look as if drawn with a straight-edge!

For a quarter of a mile below where the rolling waves stopped, there was a chaotic mix of green and white whirlpools and geyser-like bursts where the sucked-down water shot back up to the surface. This was one of those places where it was said that the river would “devour” entire pine trees during high water, and it wasn't hard to believe that. Even now, the hungry whirlpools were devouring large chunks of driftwood, and one had to stay alert to catch the scattered pieces reappearing. This was not a place for a small boat or canoe. For instance, it would have swallowed the sixteen-foot skiff I used on the lower river as easily as an elephant gulps down a tossed peanut. But our large thirty-foot double-ended boat was more of a challenge. Blackmore pushed off without hesitation as soon as we lined up below the rollers, but not without repeating the old warning about not dipping too deep and quickly freeing the oar from its lock if a whirlpool tried to drag it down. We had an exciting five minutes battling the whirlpools trying to pull the stern under and the geysers trying to lift the bow into the air; but we were never in serious trouble. They did turn the boat all the way around, though, no matter how hard all three of us tried to hold it steady, and as for our course—a map of it would make an earthquake's track on a seismograph look like it was drawn with a straightedge!

Another mile took us to the head of Priest Rapids, so named because two French-Canadian priests had been drowned there. This was to be our great rapid-running picture. Bad light had prevented our getting anything of the kind in Surprise and Kinbasket rapids, and “Twelve-Mile,” though white and fast, was hardly the real thing. But Priest Rapids was reputed the fastest on the whole river—certainly over twenty miles an hour, Blackmore reckoned. It had almost as much of a pitch as the upper part of the first drop of Surprise Rapids down to the abrupt fall. But, being straight as a city street and with plenty of water over the rocks, running it was simply a matter of having a large enough boat and being willing to take the soaking. Blackmore had the boat, and, for the sake of a real rip-snorting picture, he said he was willing to take the soaking. So were Andy and I.

Another mile brought us to Priest Rapids, named after two French-Canadian priests who drowned there. This was set to be our big rapid-running shot. Bad lighting had stopped us from getting that kind of footage at Surprise and Kinbasket rapids, and while "Twelve-Mile" was white and fast, it wasn't really the real deal. But Priest Rapids was said to be the fastest on the entire river—definitely over twenty miles an hour, according to Blackmore. It had nearly as steep a drop as the upper part of the first drop at Surprise Rapids down to the sharp fall. However, being as straight as a city street and having plenty of water over the rocks, running it just required a big enough boat and a willingness to get soaked. Blackmore had the boat, and for the sake of an awesome, action-packed shot, he said he was ready to get wet. So were Andy and I.

LOOKING ACROSS TO BOAT ENCAMPMENT (above)
“WOOD SMOKE AT TWILIGHT” ABOVE TWELVE-MILE (below)

LINING DOWN ROCK SLIDE RAPIDS (above)
WHEN THE COLUMBIA SNATCHED HALF OF MY RIDING BREECHES (below)

We dropped Roos at the head of the rumbling “intake,” and while Andy went down to help him set [Pg 181]up in a favourable position, Blackmore and I lined back up-stream a hundred yards so as to have a good jump on when we started. Andy joined us presently, to report that Roos appraised the “back-lighting” effect across the white caps as “cheap at a million dollars.” He was going to make the shot of his life. Pushing off we laid on our oars, floating down until we caught Roos’ signal to come on. Then Andy and I swung into it with all of the something like four hundred and fifty pounds of beef we scaled between us. Blackmore headed her straight down the “V” into the swiftest and roughest part of the rapid. It was a bit less tempestuous toward the right bank, but a quiet passage was not what he was looking for this trip.

We dropped Roos at the start of the rumbling “intake,” and while Andy went down to help him get set up in a good spot, Blackmore and I lined up upstream a hundred yards to get a good jump when we started. Andy joined us shortly to report that Roos thought the “back-lighting” effect across the white caps was “worth a million dollars.” He was about to take the shot of his life. We pushed off and laid on our oars, floating down until we saw Roos’ signal to come on. Then Andy and I jumped in with all of the roughly four hundred and fifty pounds of weight we had between us. Blackmore aimed straight down the “V” into the fastest and roughest part of the rapid. It was a bit calmer toward the right bank, but a smooth path wasn’t what he was after this trip.

The boat must have had half her length out of water when she hurdled off the top of that first wave. I couldn’t see, of course, but I judged it must have been that way from the manner in which she slapped down and buried her nose under the next comber. That brought over the water in a solid green flood. Andy and I only caught it on our hunched backs, but Blackmore, on his feet and facing forward, had to withstand a full frontal attack. My one recollection of him during that mad run is that of a freshly emerged Neptune shaking his grizzly locks and trying to blink the water out of his eyes.

The boat must have had half her length out of the water when she jumped off the top of that first wave. I couldn’t see it, of course, but I figured it had to be that way from how she slapped down and buried her nose under the next wave. That brought over the water in a solid green rush. Andy and I only caught it on our hunched backs, but Blackmore, on his feet and facing forward, had to take the full hit. My one memory of him during that crazy run is of a just-emerged Neptune shaking his wild hair and trying to blink the water out of his eyes.

Our team-work, as usual, went to sixes-and-sevens the moment we hit the rough water, but neither Andy nor I stopped pulling on that account. Yelling like a couple of locoed Apaches, we kept slapping out with our oar-blades into every hump of water within reach,[Pg 182] and I have an idea that we managed to keep a considerable way even over the speeding current right to the finish. It was quite the wettest river run I ever made. A number of times during the war I was in a destroyer when something turned up to send it driving with all the speed it had—or all its plates would stand, rather—into a head sea. That meant that it made most of the run tunnelling under water. And that was the way it seemed going down Priest Rapids, only not so bad, of course. We were only about a quarter full of water when we finally pulled up to the bank in an eddy to wait for the movie man.

Our teamwork, as usual, fell apart the moment we hit the rough water, but neither Andy nor I stopped paddling because of it. Yelling like a couple of crazy Apaches, we kept slapping our oars into every wave within reach,[Pg 182] and I think we managed to stay afloat quite a distance even against the strong current right to the finish. It was definitely the wettest river run I’ve ever done. Several times during the war, I was on a destroyer when something happened that made it speed ahead as fast as it could—or as much as it could handle—into a rough sea. That meant it spent most of the run diving underwater. And that’s how it felt going down Priest Rapids, only not as severe, of course. We were only about a quarter full of water when we finally pulled up to the bank in a calm spot to wait for the movie guy.

I could see that something had upset Roos by the droop of his shoulders, even when he was a long way off; the droop of his mouth confirmed the first impression on closer view. “You couldn’t do that again, could you?” he asked Blackmore, with a furtive look in his eyes. The “Skipper” stopped bailing with a snort. “Sure I’ll do it again,” he growled sarcastically. “Just line the boat back where she was and I’ll bring her down again—only not to-night. I’ll want to get dried out first. But what’s the matter anyhow? Didn’t we run fast enough to suit you?”

I could tell something was bothering Roos just by the way his shoulders slumped, even from a distance; the droop in his mouth confirmed my initial thought when I got closer. “You couldn’t do that again, could you?” he asked Blackmore, a sneaky look in his eyes. The “Skipper” stopped bailing with an annoyed snort. “Sure, I’ll do it again,” he replied sarcastically. “Just bring the boat back to where it was and I’ll handle it again—just not tonight. I want to dry off first. But what’s the problem anyway? Didn’t we go fast enough for you?”

“Guess you ran fast enough,” was the reply; “but the film didn’t. Buckled in camera. Oil-can! Washout! Out of luck!” Engulfed in a deep purple aura of gloom, Roos climbed back into the boat and asked how far it was to camp and dinner.

“Guess you ran fast enough,” was the response; “but the film didn’t. It got jammed in the camera. Oil-can! Total failure! Out of luck!” Wrapped in a deep purple haze of disappointment, Roos climbed back into the boat and asked how far it was to the camp and dinner.

For a couple of miles we had a fast current with us, but by the time we reached the mouth of Downie Creek—the centre of a great gold rush half a century[Pg 183] ago—the river was broadening and deepening and slowing down. A half hour more of sharp pulling brought us to Keystone Creek and Boyd’s Ranch, where we tied up for the night. This place had the distinction of being the only ranch on the Big Bend, but it was really little more than a clearing with a house and barn. Boyd had given his name to a rapid at the head of Revelstoke Canyon—drowned while trying to line by at high water, Blackmore said—and the present owner was an American Civil War Pensioner named Wilcox. He was wintering in California for his health, but Andy, being a friend of his, knew where to look for the key. Hardly had the frying bacon started its sizzling prelude than there came a joyous yowl at the door, and as it was opened an enormous tiger-striped tomcat bounded into the kitchen. Straight for Andy’s shoulder he leaped, and the trapper’s happy howl of recognition must have met him somewhere in the air. Andy hugged the ecstatically purring bundle to his breast as if it were a long-lost child, telling us between nuzzles into the arched furry back that this was “Tommy” (that was his name, of course), with whom he had spent two winters alone in his trapper’s cabin. It was hard to tell which was the more delighted over this unexpected reunion, man or cat.

For a couple of miles, we had a strong current with us, but by the time we reached the mouth of Downie Creek—the heart of a huge gold rush half a century ago—the river was widening, deepening, and slowing down. Another half hour of hard rowing brought us to Keystone Creek and Boyd’s Ranch, where we stopped for the night. This place was notable for being the only ranch on the Big Bend, but it was really just a clearing with a house and a barn. Boyd had given his name to a rapid at the top of Revelstoke Canyon—he drowned while trying to navigate through it during high water, Blackmore said—and the current owner was an American Civil War pensioner named Wilcox. He was spending the winter in California for his health, but Andy, as a friend, knew where to find the key. Hardly had the frying bacon started its sizzling when a joyful yowl came from the door, and when it was opened, a huge tiger-striped tomcat jumped into the kitchen. He went straight for Andy’s shoulder, and the trapper’s happy howl of recognition must have met him mid-air. Andy hugged the happily purring bundle to his chest as if it were a long-lost child, telling us between nuzzles into the cat's furry back that this was “Tommy” (that was his name, of course), with whom he had spent two winters alone in his trapper’s cabin. It was hard to say who was more thrilled about this unexpected reunion, man or cat.

He had little difficulty in accounting for “Tommy’s” presence at Boyd’s. He had given the cat to Wilcox a season or two back, and Wilcox, when he left for California, had given him to “Wild Bill,” who had a cabin ten miles farther down the river. “Bill” already had a brother of “Tommy,” but a cat[Pg 184] of much less character. As “Bill” was much given to periodic sprees, Andy was satisfied that “Tommy,” who was a great sizer-up of personality, had left him in disgust and returned to his former deserted home to shift for himself. As he would pull down rabbits as readily as an ordinary cat caught mice, this was an easy matter as long as the snow did not get too deep. Of what might happen after that Andy did not like to think. He would have to make some provision for his pet before full winter set in.

He had no trouble figuring out how “Tommy” ended up at Boyd’s. He had given the cat to Wilcox a season or two earlier, and when Wilcox left for California, he handed him off to “Wild Bill,” who lived ten miles further down the river. “Bill” already had a brother of “Tommy,” but that cat didn’t have much personality. Since “Bill” was known for his occasional binges, Andy figured that “Tommy,” who was great at judging character, grew tired of him and made his way back to his old, abandoned home to fend for himself. Since he could catch rabbits as easily as an ordinary cat catches mice, that wasn’t hard to manage as long as the snow didn’t get too deep. Andy didn’t want to think about what might happen after that. He would need to plan for his pet before full winter set in.

That evening we sat around the kitchen fire, telling all the cat stories we knew and quarrelling over whose turn it was to hold “Tommy” and put him through his tricks. The latter were of considerable variety. There was all the usual “sit-up,” “jump-through” and “roll-over” stuff, but with such “variations” as only a trapper, snow-bound for days with nothing else to do, would have the time to conceive and perfect. For instance, if you only waved your hand in an airy spiral, “Tommy” would respond with no more than the conventional “once-over;” but a gentle tweak of the tail following the spiral, brought a roll to the left, while two tweaks directed him to the right. Similarly with his “front” and “back” somersaults, which took their inspiration from a slightly modified form of aerial spiral. Of course only Andy could get the fine work out of him, but the ordinary “jump-through” stuff he would do for any of us.

That evening we sat around the kitchen fire, sharing all the cat stories we knew and arguing over whose turn it was to hold “Tommy” and show off his tricks. The tricks were quite varied. There were the usual “sit-up,” “jump-through,” and “roll-over” moves, but with some “variations” that only a trapper, snowed in for days with nothing else to do, would have the time to create and refine. For example, if you just waved your hand in a loose spiral, “Tommy” would give the standard “once-over;” but a gentle pull of his tail after the spiral would make him roll to the left, while two pulls would direct him to the right. The same went for his “front” and “back” somersaults, which were inspired by a slightly changed version of the aerial spiral. Obviously, only Andy could get the most impressive tricks out of him, but he would perform the basic “jump-through” moves for any of us.

I am afraid the cat stories we told awakened, temporarily at least, a good deal of mutual distrust. Roos didn’t figure greatly, but Andy and Blackmore and I were glowering back and forth at each other with[Pg 185] “I-suppose-you-don’t-believe-that” expressions all evening. The two woodsmen, “hunting in couples” for the occasion, displayed considerable team-work. One of their best was of a trapper of their acquaintance—name and present address mentioned with scrupulous particularity—who had broken his leg one winter on Maloney Creek, just as he was at the end of his provisions. Dragging himself to his cabin, he lay down to die of starvation. The next morning his cat jumped in through the window with a rabbit in his mouth. Then the trapper had his great idea. Leaving the cat just enough to keep him alive, he took the rest for himself. That made the cat go on hunting, and each morning he came back with a rabbit. And so it went on until springtime brought in his partner and relief. I asked them why, if the cat was so hungry, he didn’t eat the rabbit up in the woods; but they said that wasn’t the way of a cat, or at least of this particular cat.

I’m afraid the cat stories we shared ended up creating quite a bit of mutual distrust, at least for a while. Roos wasn’t a big part of it, but Andy, Blackmore, and I were shooting each other “I-suppose-you-don’t-believe-that” looks all evening. The two woodsmen, “hunting in couples” for the occasion, showed a lot of teamwork. One of their best stories was about a trapper they knew—name and current address included—who broke his leg one winter on Maloney Creek, just as he was running out of food. He managed to drag himself to his cabin and lay down to die of starvation. The next morning, his cat jumped in through the window with a rabbit in its mouth. That’s when the trapper had his brilliant idea. He left just enough for the cat to survive and took the rest for himself. This made the cat keep hunting, and every morning it came back with a rabbit. This continued until spring brought his partner and some help. I asked them why, if the cat was so hungry, it didn’t eat the rabbit in the woods, but they said that wasn’t what a cat, or at least this particular cat, would do.

Then I told them of a night, not long before the war, that I spent with the German archæologists excavating at Babylon. Hearing a scratching on my door, I got up and found a tabby cat there. Entering the room, she nosed about under my mosquito netting for a few moments with ingratiating mewings and purrings, finally to trot out through the open door with an “I’ll-see-you-again-in-a-moment” air. Presently she returned with a new-born kitten in her mouth. Nuzzling under the net and coverlets, she deposited the mewing atom in my bed, and then trotted off after another. When the whole litter of five was there, she crawled in herself and started nursing[Pg 186] them. I spent the night on the couch, and without a net.

Then I told them about a night, not long before the war, when I was with the German archaeologists digging at Babylon. Hearing a scratching at my door, I got up and found a tabby cat there. When she came into the room, she sniffed around under my mosquito net for a few moments, mewing and purring in a friendly way, and then trotted out through the open door as if to say, “I’ll be back in a minute.” Shortly after, she returned with a newborn kitten in her mouth. She nuzzled under the net and covers, placing the mewing kitten in my bed, and then went off to get another one. Once she had brought all five of her kittens, she crawled in with them and started nursing them. I spent the night on the couch, without a net. [Pg 186]

According to the best of my judgment, that story of mine was the only true one told that night. And yet—confound them—they wouldn’t believe it—any more than I would theirs!

According to my best judgment, that story of mine was the only true one shared that night. And yet—damn them—they wouldn’t believe it—any more than I would believe theirs!

Considerable feeling arose along toward bed-time as to who was going to have “Tommy” to sleep with. Roos—who hadn’t cut much ice in the story-telling—came strong at this juncture by adopting cave-man tactics and simply picking “Tommy” up and walking off with him. Waiting until Roos was asleep, I crept over and, gently extricating the furry pillow from under his downy cheek, carried it off to snuggle against my own ear. Whether Andy adopted the same Sabine methods himself, I never quite made sure. Anyhow, it was out of his blankets that “Tommy” came crawling in the morning.

A lot of excitement built up around bedtime about who would get to sleep with "Tommy." Roos—who hadn’t made much of an impact with his storytelling—stepped up at that moment by using some caveman tactics and just picking "Tommy" up and walking away with him. Once Roos was asleep, I quietly went over, carefully pulling the furry pillow from under his cheek, and took it to cuddle against my own ear. I was never entirely sure if Andy used the same sneaky methods. Anyway, "Tommy" emerged from his blankets in the morning.

As we made ready to pack off, Andy was in considerable doubt as to whether it would be best to leave his pet where he was or to take him down to “Wild Bill” again. “Tommy” cut the Gordian Knot himself by following us down to the boat like a dog and leaping aboard. He was horribly upset for a while when he saw the bank slide away from him and felt the motion of the boat, but Roos, muffling the dismal yowls under his coat, kept him fairly quiet until “Wild Bill’s” landing was reached. Here he became his old self again, following us with his quick little canine trot up to the cabin. Outside the door he met his twin brother, and the two, after a swift sniff of[Pg 187] identification, slipped away across the clearing to stalk rabbits.

As we were getting ready to leave, Andy wasn't sure if it would be better to leave his pet where he was or take him back to “Wild Bill” again. “Tommy” resolved the issue himself by following us down to the boat like a puppy and jumping on board. He was very upset for a bit when he saw the shore drift away and felt the boat move, but Roos, muffling his sad wails under his coat, kept him pretty quiet until we reached “Wild Bill’s” landing. There, he returned to his usual self, trotting after us with his quick little dog gait up to the cabin. Outside the door, he ran into his twin brother, and the two, after a quick sniff to confirm their identities, dashed away across the clearing to hunt for rabbits.

“Wild Bill,” as Andy had anticipated, was still in bed, but got up and welcomed us warmly as soon as he found who it was. He was a small man—much to my surprise, and looked more like a French-Canadian gentleman in reduced circumstances than the most tumultuous booze-fighter on the upper Columbia. I had heard scores of stories of his escapades in the days when Golden and Revelstoke were wide-open frontier towns and life was really worth living. But most of them just miss being “drawing-room,” however, and I refrain from setting them down. There was one comparatively polite one, though, of the time he started the biggest free-for-all fight Revelstoke ever knew by using the white, woolly, cheek-cuddling poodle of a dance-hall girl to wipe the mud off his boots with. And another—but no, that one wouldn’t quite pass censor.

“Wild Bill,” as Andy had expected, was still in bed but got up and greeted us warmly as soon as he realized who it was. He was a small guy—much to my surprise—and looked more like a French-Canadian gentleman down on his luck than the wild party fighter on the upper Columbia. I had heard countless stories about his adventures from the days when Golden and Revelstoke were wild frontier towns and life was really exciting. However, most of them just barely fall into the “drawing-room” category, so I’ll hold back on sharing them. There was one relatively polite story, though, about the time he kicked off the biggest all-out fight Revelstoke ever saw by using the fluffy, white poodle of a dance-hall girl to wipe the mud off his boots. And there was another one—but no, that one wouldn’t quite be appropriate.

“Bill” had shot a number of bear in the spring, and now asked Andy to take the unusually fine skins to Revelstoke and sell them for him. He also asked if we could let him have any spare provisions, as he was running very short. He was jubilant when I told him he could take everything we had left for what it had cost in Golden. That was like finding money, he said, for packing in his stuff cost him close to ten cents a pound. But it wasn’t the few dollars he saved on the grub that etched a silver—nay, a roseate—lining on the sodden rain clouds for “Wild Bill” that day; rather it was the sequel to the conse[Pg 188]quences of a kindly thought I had when he came down to the boat to see us off.

“Bill” had shot a number of bears in the spring, and now he asked Andy to take the unusually fine skins to Revelstoke and sell them for him. He also asked if we could give him any spare provisions since he was running really low. He was thrilled when I told him he could take everything we had left for what it cost in Golden. He said that was like finding money because packing in his stuff cost him almost ten cents a pound. But it wasn’t the few dollars he saved on the food that brightened “Wild Bill’s” day; it was the outcome of a kind thought I had when he came down to the boat to see us off.

“‘Bill,’” I said, as he started to wring our hands in parting, “they tell me you’ve become a comparative teetotaler these last few years. But we have a little ‘thirty per over-proof’ left—just a swallow. Perhaps—for the sake of the old days....”

“‘Bill,’” I said, as he began to shake our hands goodbye, “I’ve heard you’ve become quite the teetotaler these past few years. But we have a little ‘thirty per over-proof’ left—just a sip. Maybe—for the sake of the good old days....”

That quick, chesty cough, rumbling right from the diaphragm, was the one deepest sound of emotion I ever heard—and I’ve heard a fair amount of “emoting,” too. “Don’t mind—if I do,” he mumbled brokenly, with a long intake of breath that was almost a sob. I handed him a mug—a hulking big half-pint coffee mug, it was—and uncorked the bottle. “Say when....”

That quick, raspy cough, coming straight from the diaphragm, was the most profound sound of emotion I’ve ever heard—and I’ve heard plenty of “emoting,” too. “Don’t mind—if I do,” he mumbled awkwardly, taking a deep breath that was almost a sob. I handed him a mug—a huge half-pint coffee mug—and opened the bottle. “Just let me know when....”

“Thanks—won’t trouble you,” he muttered, snatching the bottle from me with a hand whose fingers crooked like claws. Then he inhaled another deep breath, took out his handkerchief, brushed off a place on one of the thwarts, sat down, and, pouring very deliberately, emptied the contents of the bottle to the last drop into the big mug. The bottle—a British Imperial quart—had been a little less than a quarter full; the mug was just short of brimming. “Earzow!” he mumbled, with a sweepingly comprehensive gesture with the mug. Then, crooking his elbow, he dumped the whole half pint down his throat. Diluted four-to-one, that liquid fire would have made an ordinary man wince; and “Wild Bill” downed it without a blink. Then he wiped his lips with his sleeve, set mug and bottle carefully down on the thwart, bowed low to each of us, and stepped ashore[Pg 189] with dignified tread. Blackmore, checking Roos’ hysterical giggle with a prod of his paddle handle, pushed off into the current. “Wait!” he admonished, eyeing the still figure on the bank with the fascinated glance of a man watching a short length of fuse sputter down toward the end of a stick of dynamite.

“Thanks—I won’t bother you,” he grumbled, grabbing the bottle from me with a hand whose fingers curled like claws. Then he took another deep breath, pulled out his handkerchief, cleaned off a spot on one of the benches, sat down, and, pouring very deliberately, emptied the bottle completely into the large mug. The bottle—a British Imperial quart—was just under a quarter full; the mug was nearly overflowing. “Earzow!” he mumbled, making an all-encompassing gesture with the mug. Then, bending his elbow, he threw the entire half-pint down his throat. Diluted four-to-one, that strong drink would have made an average person wince; yet “Wild Bill” took it without flinching. Afterward, he wiped his lips with his sleeve, carefully placed the mug and bottle back on the bench, bowed graciously to each of us, and stepped ashore[Pg 189] with a dignified stride. Blackmore, stopping Roos’ hysterical giggle with a jab of his paddle handle, pushed off into the current. “Wait!” he warned, eyeing the still figure on the bank with the intense focus of a man watching a small fuse sizzle toward the end of a stick of dynamite.

We had not long to wait. The detonation of the dynamite was almost instantaneous. The mounting fumes of that “thirty per” fired the slumbering volcano of the old trapper as a dash of kerosene fires a bed of dormant coals. And so “Wild Bill” went wild. Dancing and whooping like an Indian, he shouted for us to come back—that he would give us his furs, his cabin, the Columbia, the Selkirks, Canada.... What he was going to offer next we never learned, for just then a very sobering thing occurred—“Tommy” and his twin brother, attracted by the noise, came trotting down the path from the cabin to learn what it was all about.

We didn't have to wait long. The blast from the dynamite was almost immediate. The rising fumes from that “thirty per” ignited the dormant passion of the old trapper like a splash of kerosene ignites a pile of cold coals. And so “Wild Bill” went crazy. Dancing and shouting like a Native American, he called for us to come back—saying he would give us his furs, his cabin, the Columbia, the Selkirks, Canada... What he was going to offer next we never found out, because just then something very sobering happened—“Tommy” and his twin brother, drawn by the noise, came down the path from the cabin to see what was going on.

Andy swore that he had told “Bill” that we had brought “Tommy” back, and that “Bill” had heard him, and replied that he hoped the cat would stay this time. But even if this was true, it no longer signified. “Bill” had forgotten all about it, and knew that there ought to be only one tiger-striped tomcat about the place, whereas his eyes told him there were two. So he kept counting them, and stopping every now and then to hold up two fingers at us in pathetic puzzlement. Finally he began to chase them—or rather “it”—now one of “it” and now the other. The last we saw of him, as the current swept the boat round a point, he had caught “Tommy’s” twin brother and[Pg 190] was still trying to enumerate “Tommy.” Very likely by that time there were two of him in fancy as well as in fact—possibly mauve and pink ones.

Andy insisted that he had told “Bill” that we’d brought “Tommy” back, and that “Bill” had heard him and had said he hoped the cat would stick around this time. But even if that was true, it didn’t matter anymore. “Bill” had completely forgotten about it and knew there should only be one tiger-striped tomcat around, yet his eyes showed him two. So he kept counting them, occasionally stopping to hold up two fingers at us in a mix of confusion and pity. Eventually, he started chasing them—or rather “it”—first one then the other. The last we saw of him, as the current turned the boat around a bend, he had caught “Tommy’s” twin brother and was still trying to count “Tommy.” By that point, he probably imagined there were two of him too—maybe mauve and pink ones. [Pg 190]

Blackmore took a last whiff at the neck of the rum bottle and then tossed it gloomily into the river. “The next time you ask a man to take a ‘swallow,’” he said, “probably you’ll know enough to find out how big his ‘swallow’ is in advance.”

Blackmore took one last sniff of the rum bottle and then gloomily tossed it into the river. “Next time you ask a guy to take a ‘swallow,’” he said, “you'll probably know better than to check how big his ‘swallow’ is first.”

We pulled hard against a head wind all morning, and with not much help from the current. The latter began to speed up at Rocky Point Rapids, and from there the going was lively right on through Revelstoke Canyon. Sand Slide Rapid, a fast-rolling serpentine cascade near the head of the Canyon, gave us a good wetting as Blackmore slashed down the middle of it, and he was still bailing when we ran in between the sides of the great red-and-black-walled gorge. Between cliffs not over a hundred feet apart for a considerable distance, the river rushes with great velocity, throwing itself in a roaring wave now against one side, now against the other. As the depth is very great (Blackmore said he had failed to get bottom with a hundred-and-fifty-foot line), the only things to watch out for were the cliffs and the whirlpools. Neither was a serious menace to a boat of our size at that stage of water, but the swirls would have made the run very dangerous for a skiff or canoe at any time. Unfortunately, the drizzling rain and lowering clouds made pictures of what is one of the very finest scenic stretches of the Big Bend quite out of the question. If it had been the matter of a day or two, we would gladly have gone into camp and waited for the[Pg 191] light; but Blackmore was inclined to think the spell of bad weather that had now set in was the beginning of an early winter, in which event we might stand-by for weeks without seeing the sky. It was just as well we did not wait. As I have already mentioned, we did not feel the touch of sunlight again until we were on the American side of the border.

We struggled against a headwind all morning, and the current wasn’t much help either. The current picked up at Rocky Point Rapids, and from there it was lively all the way through Revelstoke Canyon. Sand Slide Rapid, a fast-moving, twisting cascade near the top of the Canyon, soaked us as Blackmore went straight through it, and he was still bailing water when we navigated between the towering red-and-black-walled gorge. The river rushed between cliffs that were no more than a hundred feet apart for a long stretch, creating a roar as it slammed against one side and then the other. Since the water was really deep (Blackmore said he couldn’t find the bottom with his hundred-and-fifty-foot line), we only needed to watch out for the cliffs and whirlpools. Neither posed a serious threat to our boat at that water level, but the swirls would have made it dangerous for a smaller boat or canoe. Unfortunately, the drizzling rain and gloomy clouds made it impossible to capture the beauty of what is one of the best scenic stretches of the Big Bend. If we could have waited a day or two, we would have gladly set up camp for the sunlight; but Blackmore felt that the lousy weather we were experiencing was the start of an early winter, which could mean we might end up stuck for weeks without seeing the sky. It turned out to be a good thing we didn’t wait. As I mentioned before, we didn’t see the sunlight again until we crossed over to the American side of the border.

From the foot of the Canyon to Blackmore’s boat-house was four miles. Pulling down a broadening and slackening river flanked by ever receding mountains, we passed under the big C. P. R. bridge and tied up at four o’clock. In spite of taking it easy all the time, the last twenty miles had been run in quite a bit under two hours.

From the foot of the Canyon to Blackmore’s boathouse was four miles. We floated down a wide, slowing river surrounded by mountains that kept getting further away, passed under the big C. P. R. bridge, and tied up at four o’clock. Even though we took it easy the whole time, we covered the last twenty miles in just under two hours.


CHAPTER IX

REVELSTOKE TO THE SPOKANE

The voyage round the Big Bend, in spite of the atrocious weather, had gone so well that I had just about made up my mind to continue on down river by the time we reached Revelstoke. A letter which awaited me at the hotel there from Captain Armstrong, stating that he would be free to join me for my first week or ten days south from the foot of the lakes, was all that was needed to bring me to a decision. I wired him that I would pick him up in Nelson as soon as I had cleaned up a pile of correspondence which had pursued me in spite of all directions to the contrary, and in the meantime for him to endeavour to find a suitable boat. Nelson, as the metropolis of western British Columbia, appeared to be the only place where we would have a chance of finding what was needed in the boat line on short notice. While I wrote letters, Roos got his exposed film off to Los Angeles, laid in a new stock, and received additional instructions from Chester in connection with the new picture—the one for which the opening shots had already been made at Windermere, and which we called “The Farmer Who Would See the Sea.”

The journey around the Big Bend, despite the terrible weather, had gone so well that I was almost ready to keep going downriver by the time we reached Revelstoke. A letter waiting for me at the hotel from Captain Armstrong, saying he would be free to join me for my first week or ten days south from the foot of the lakes, was all I needed to make my decision. I texted him that I would pick him up in Nelson as soon as I got through a stack of correspondence that had followed me despite my efforts to avoid it, and in the meantime, I asked him to try to find a suitable boat. Nelson, the largest city in western British Columbia, seemed to be the only place where we could find what we needed in terms of a boat on short notice. While I wrote letters, Roos sent his exposed film off to Los Angeles, stocked up on new supplies, and got more instructions from Chester regarding the new movie—the one for which the opening shots had already been filmed at Windermere, and which we called “The Farmer Who Would See the Sea.”

As there was no swift water whatever between Revelstoke and Kootenay Rapids, I had no hesitation in[Pg 193] deciding to make the voyage down the Arrow Lakes by steamer. Both on the score of water-stage and weather, it was now a good month to six weeks later than the most favourable time for a through down-river voyage. Any time saved now, therefore, might be the means of avoiding so many days of winter further along. I was hoping that, with decreasing altitude and a less humid region ahead, I would at least be keeping ahead of the snows nearly if not quite all the way to Portland. I may mention here that, all in all, I played in very good luck on the score of weather. There were to be, however, a few geesly cold days on the river along about Wenatchee, and two or three mighty blustery blows in the Cascades.

Since there was no fast water at all between Revelstoke and Kootenay Rapids, I had no doubt about deciding to take the steamer down the Arrow Lakes. Considering both the water level and the weather, it was now a good month to six weeks later than the best time for a complete down-river journey. Any time saved now might help avoid spending more days in winter later on. I was hoping that with lower elevations and a drier area ahead, I would manage to stay ahead of the snow almost all the way to Portland. I should mention that overall, I was pretty fortunate with the weather. However, there were going to be a few really cold days on the river around Wenatchee, and two or three really windy days in the Cascades.

The Arrow Lakes are merely enlargements of the Columbia, keeping throughout their lengths the same general north-to-south direction of this part of the river. The upper lake is thirty-three miles in length, and has an average width of about three miles. Sixteen miles of comparatively swift river runs from the upper to the lower lake. The latter, which is forty-two miles long and two and a half wide, is somewhat less precipitously walled than the upper lake, and there are considerable patches of cultivation here and there along its banks—mostly apple orchards. There is a steamer channel all the way up the Columbia to Revelstoke, but the present service, maintained by the Canadian Pacific at its usual high standard, starts at the head of the upper lake and finishes at West Robson, some miles down the Columbia from the foot of the lower lake. This is one of the very finest lake trips anywhere in the world; I found it an unending[Pg 194] source of delight, even after a fortnight of the superlative scenery of the Big Bend.

The Arrow Lakes are simply wider sections of the Columbia River, maintaining the same general north-to-south direction throughout their lengths. The upper lake is thirty-three miles long and about three miles wide on average. There’s a sixteen-mile stretch of relatively fast-flowing river that connects the upper and lower lakes. The lower lake is forty-two miles long and two and a half miles wide, and its cliffs are not as steep as those of the upper lake, with many areas along its banks featuring farmland, mainly apple orchards. There’s a steamer channel that extends all the way up the Columbia to Revelstoke, but the current service provided by Canadian Pacific, which is of its usual high quality, starts at the head of the upper lake and ends at West Robson, a few miles downstream from the lower lake’s end. This is one of the best lake trips in the world; I found it to be an endless source of joy, even after two weeks of enjoying the incredible scenery of the Big Bend.[Pg 194]

There is a stock story they tell of the Arrow Lakes, and which appears intended to convey to the simple tourist a graphic idea of the precipitousness of their rocky walls. The skipper of my steamer told it while we were ploughing down the upper lake. Seeing a man struggling in the water near the bank one day, he ran some distance off his course to throw the chap a line. Disdaining all aid, the fellow kept right on swimming toward the shore. “Don’t worry about me,” he shouted back; “this is only the third time I’ve fallen off my ranch to-day.”

There’s a popular story about the Arrow Lakes that seems to be meant to give simple tourists a vivid idea of how steep their rocky walls are. The captain of my steamer shared it while we were cruising down the upper lake. One day, he saw a man struggling in the water near the shore, so he steered off course to toss him a line. Ignoring all help, the guy kept swimming toward the bank. “Don’t worry about me,” he shouted back; “this is only the third time I’ve fallen off my ranch today.”

I told the Captain that the story sounded all right to me except in one particular—that even my glass failed to reveal any ranches for a man to fall off of. “Oh, that’s all right,” was the unperturbed reply; “there was one when that yarn was started, but I guess it fell into the lake too. But mebbe I had ought to keep it for the lower lake, though,” he added; “there is still some un-slid ranches down there.”

I told the Captain that the story seemed fine to me except for one thing—that even with my glass, I couldn’t see any ranches for a guy to fall off of. “Oh, that’s fine,” was the calm response; “there was one when that tale started, but I guess it fell into the lake too. But maybe I should save it for the lower lake, though,” he added; “there are still some untouched ranches down there.”

Nelson is a fine little city that hangs to a rocky mountainside right at the point where Kootenay Lake spills over and discharges its surplus water into a wild, white torrent that seems to be trying to atone at the last for its long delay in making up its mind to join the Columbia. Nelson was made by the rich silver-lead mines of the Kootenay district, but it was so well made that, even now with the first fine frenzy of the mining excitement over, it is still able to carry on strongly as a commercial distributing and fruit shipping centre. It is peopled by the same fine, out-[Pg 195]door loving folk that one finds through all of western Canada, and is especially noted for its aquatic sports. I am only sorry that I was not able to see more of both Nelson and its people.

Nelson is a charming little city that clings to a rocky mountainside right at the point where Kootenay Lake overflows and releases its excess water into a wild, rushing torrent that seems to be trying to make up for its long hesitation to join the Columbia. Nelson was built by the rich silver-lead mines of the Kootenay region, but it was so well developed that, even now with the initial excitement of mining behind it, it continues to thrive as a commercial distribution and fruit shipping hub. It’s inhabited by the same wonderful, outdoorsy people that you find all over western Canada, and it’s especially known for its water sports. I just wish I could have seen more of both Nelson and its residents.

As soon as I saw Captain Armstrong I made a clean breast to him about my failure to unearth the treasure at the Bend. He was a good sport and bore up better than one would expect a man to under the circumstances. “I wish that matter of K—— and his D. T.’s had come up before you left,” was his only comment.

As soon as I saw Captain Armstrong, I came clean about my failure to find the treasure at the Bend. He was really understanding and handled it better than you'd expect anyone to in that situation. “I wish that issue with K—— and his D. T.s had been brought up before you left,” was his only remark.

“Why?” I asked. “I can’t see what difference that would have made. We didn’t waste a lot of time digging.”

“Why?” I asked. “I don’t see how that would have made a difference. We didn’t spend much time digging.”

“That’s just it,” said the Captain with a wry grin. “Wouldn’t you have gone right on digging if you had known that the spell of jim-jams that finished K—— came from some stuff he got from a section-hand at Beavermouth? Now I suppose I’ll have to watch my chance and run down and salvage that keg of old Scotch myself.” It shows the stuff that Armstrong was made of when I say that, even after the way I had betrayed the trust he had reposed in me, he was still game to go on with the Columbia trip. That’s the sort of man he was.

"That’s exactly it,” the Captain said with a wry grin. “Wouldn’t you have kept digging if you had known that the jitters that got K—— came from some stuff he picked up from a section hand at Beavermouth? Now I guess I’ll have to wait for the right moment and go down to retrieve that keg of old Scotch myself.” It really shows what Armstrong was made of when I say that, even after I had betrayed his trust, he was still willing to continue with the Columbia trip. That’s the kind of man he was.

Boats of anywhere near the design we would need for the river were scarce, the Captain reported, but there was one which he thought might do. This proved to be a sixteen-foot, clinker-built skiff that had been constructed especially to carry an out-board motor. She had ample beam, a fair freeboard and a considerable sheer. The principal thing against her[Pg 196] was the square stern, and that was of less moment running down river than if we had been working up. It did seem just a bit like asking for trouble, tackling the Columbia in a boat built entirely for lake use; but Captain Armstrong’s approval of her was quite good enough for me. Save for her amiable weakness of yielding somewhat overreadily to the seductive embraces of whirlpools—a trait common to all square-sterned craft of inconsiderable length—she proved more than equal to the task set for her. We paid fifty-five dollars for her—about half what she had cost—and there was a charge of ten dollars for expressing her to West Robson, on the Columbia.

Boats that were even close to what we needed for the river were hard to find, the Captain said, but there was one he thought might work. It turned out to be a sixteen-foot, clinker-built skiff that had been specifically made to carry an outboard motor. It was wide enough, had a decent height from the water, and a significant curve in its design. The main drawback was its square stern, but that mattered less for going downstream than it would have if we were going upstream. It did feel a bit risky to take on the Columbia in a boat designed only for lakes, but Captain Armstrong's approval was good enough for me. Aside from its minor fault of getting tossed around a bit too easily by whirlpools—a common issue with all short, square-stern boats—it handled the challenge really well. We paid fifty-five dollars for it—about half of what it originally cost—and there was a ten-dollar fee to ship it to West Robson, on the Columbia.

We left Nelson by train for Castlegar, on the Columbia just below West Robson, the afternoon of October nineteenth. The track runs in sight of the Kootenay practically all of the way. There is a drop of three hundred and fifty feet in the twenty-eight miles of river between the outlet of the lake and the Columbia, with no considerable stretch that it would be safe to run with a boat. A large part of the drop occurs in two fine cataracts called Bonnington Falls, where there is an important hydro-electric plant, serving Nelson and Trail with power; but most of the rest of the way the river is one continuous series of foam-white cascades with short quiet stretches between. The last two or three miles to the river the railway runs through the remarkable colony of Russian Doukobours, with a station at Brilliant, where their big co-operative jam factory and administrative offices are located. We had a more intimate glimpse[Pg 197] of this interesting colony from the river the following day.

We took a train from Nelson to Castlegar on the Columbia River, just below West Robson, on the afternoon of October 19th. The track stays close to the Kootenay River almost the entire way. There’s a drop of three hundred and fifty feet over the twenty-eight miles of river between the lake's outlet and the Columbia, with no safe stretches for boating. A big part of this drop happens at two beautiful waterfalls called Bonnington Falls, where there's a significant hydroelectric plant that provides power to Nelson and Trail; however, most of the journey features a continuous series of frothy cascades with short calm sections in between. In the last two or three miles leading to the river, the train passes through the remarkable community of Russian Doukobours, stopping at Brilliant, where their large cooperative jam factory and administrative offices are located. The following day, we got a closer look at this fascinating community from the river.

We found the express car with the boat on the siding at West Robson, and the three of us—Armstrong, Roos and myself—had little difficulty in sliding her down the quay and launching her in the Columbia. Pulling a mile down the quiet current, we tied her up for the night at the Castlegar Ferry. Then we cut across the bend through the woods for a look at Kootenay Rapids, the first stretch of fast water we were to encounter. After the rough-and-rowdy rapids of the Big Bend, this quarter-mile of white riffle looked like comparatively easy running. It was a very different sort of a craft we had now, however, and Armstrong took the occasion to give the channel a careful study. There were a lot of big black rocks cropping up all the way across, but he thought that, by keeping well in toward the right bank, we could make it without much trouble.

We found the express car with the boat on the siding at West Robson, and the three of us—Armstrong, Roos, and me—had no trouble sliding her down the quay and launching her into the Columbia. After pulling a mile down the calm current, we tied her up for the night at the Castlegar Ferry. Then we cut across the bend through the woods to check out Kootenay Rapids, the first stretch of fast water we were going to face. After the wild rapids of the Big Bend, this quarter-mile of whitewater seemed like a much easier run. However, we had a very different kind of boat now, and Armstrong took the time to carefully study the channel. There were a lot of big black rocks sticking up all the way across, but he figured that if we stayed close to the right bank, we could get through without too much trouble.

On the way back to the hotel at Castlegar, the Captain was hailed from the doorway of a cabin set in the midst of a fresh bit of clearing. It turned out to be a boatman who had accompanied him and Mr. Forde, of the Canadian Department of Public Works, on a part of their voyage down the Columbia in 1915. They reminisced for half an hour in the gathering twilight, talking mostly of the occasion when a whirlpool had stood their Peterboro on end in the Little Dalles. I found this just a bit disturbing, for Armstrong had already confided to me that he intended running the Little Dalles.[Pg 198]

On the way back to the hotel in Castlegar, the Captain was called over from the doorway of a cabin in a freshly cleared area. It turned out to be a boatman who had joined him and Mr. Forde from the Canadian Department of Public Works during part of their trip down the Columbia in 1915. They reminisced for half an hour as twilight approached, mostly talking about the time a whirlpool had tipped their Peterboro on its side in the Little Dalles. I found this a bit unsettling, since Armstrong had already told me that he planned to run the Little Dalles.[Pg 198]

The boat trimmed well when we came to stow the load the next morning, but when the three of us took our places she was rather lower in the water than we had expected she was going to be. She seemed very small after Blackmore’s big thirty-footer, and the water uncomfortably close at hand. She was buoyant enough out in the current, however, and responded very smartly to paddle and oars when Armstrong and I tried a few practice manœuvres. The Captain sat on his bedding roll in the stern, plying his long paddle, and I pulled a pair of oars from the forward thwart. Roos sat on the after thwart, facing Armstrong, with his tripod, camera and most of the luggage stowed between them. She was loaded to ride high by the head, as it was white water rather than whirlpools that was in immediate prospect. With a small boat and a consequent comparatively small margin of safety, one has to make his trim a sort of a compromise. For rough, sloppy rapids it is well to have the bows just about as high in the air as you can get them. On the other hand, it is likely to be fatal to get into a bad whirlpool with her too much down by the stern. As the one succeeds the other as a general rule, about the best you can do is to strike a comfortable mean based on what you know of the water ahead.

The boat was balanced well when we went to pack up the load the next morning, but when the three of us settled in, she was sitting lower in the water than we expected. After Blackmore’s large thirty-footer, she felt really small, and the water seemed uncomfortably close. However, she was buoyant enough in the current and responded quickly to the paddle and oars when Armstrong and I practiced a few maneuvers. The Captain sat on his bedding roll in the back, using his long paddle, while I grabbed a pair of oars from the front seat. Roos was on the back seat facing Armstrong, with his tripod, camera, and most of the luggage stowed between them. She was loaded to sit high at the front since we were expecting white water instead of whirlpools. With a small boat and a relatively small margin of safety, you have to find a balance. For rough rapids, it’s best to have the front end lifted as high as possible. On the other hand, if she’s too low at the back, it could be dangerous if we hit a bad whirlpool. Since one often follows the other, the best approach is to find a comfortable middle ground based on what you know about the water ahead.

BONNINGTON FALLS OF THE KOOTENAY (above)
PLASTERED LOG CABIN IN THE DOUKHOBOR VILLAGE (below)

TRUCKING THE SKIFF THROUGH KETTLE FALLS (left)
TWILIGHT IN THE GORGE AT KETTLE FALLS (right)

I found it very awkward for a while pulling with two oars after having worked for so long with one, and this difficulty—especially in bad water—I never quite overcame. In a really rough rapid one oar is all a man can handle properly, and he does well if he manages that. Your stroke is largely determined by [Pg 199]the sort of stuff the blade is going into, and—as on the verge of an eddy—with the water to port running in one direction, and that to starboard running another, it is obviously impossible for a man handling two oars to do full justice to the situation. He simply has to do the best he can and leave the rest to the man with the paddle in the stern. When the latter is an expert with the experience of Captain Armstrong there is little likelihood of serious trouble.

I found it really awkward for a while trying to row with two oars after getting so used to just one, and I never fully mastered this challenge—especially in rough water. In truly wild rapids, one oar is all a person can really manage effectively, and you’re doing well if you can handle that. Your stroke is mostly influenced by the type of water the blade is navigating, and—like when you’re on the edge of an eddy—with water on one side flowing one way and the other side flowing another, it’s clear that someone using two oars can’t fully address the situation. They just have to do their best and rely on the person at the back with the paddle. When that person is skilled and has the experience of Captain Armstrong, there’s little chance of serious trouble.

The matter of keeping a lookout is also much more difficult in a small boat. In a craft with only a few inches of freeboard it is obviously out of the question for a steersman to keep his feet through a rapid, as he may do without risk in a batteau or canoe large enough to give him a chance to brace his knees against the sides. Armstrong effected the best compromise possible by standing and getting a good “look-see” while he could, and then settling back into a securer position when the boat struck the rough water. The three or four feet less of vantage from which to con the channel imposes a good deal of a handicap, but there is no help for it.

The issue of keeping watch is significantly more challenging in a small boat. In a vessel with only a few inches of freeboard, it's clearly impossible for a steersman to stay stable through fast-moving water, unlike in a batteau or canoe that’s large enough to allow him to brace his knees against the sides. Armstrong found the best middle ground by standing up to get a good view while he could, and then settling back into a safer position when the boat hit rough water. The three or four feet less of height to navigate the channel creates quite a handicap, but there’s nothing that can be done about it.

We ran both pitches of Kootenay Rapids easily and smartly. Her bows slapped down pretty hard when she tumbled off the tops of some of the bigger rollers, but into not the softest of the souse-holes would she put her high-held head. We took in plenty of spray, but nothing green—nothing that couldn’t be bailed without stopping. It was a lot better performance than one was entitled to expect of a lake boat running her maiden rapid.

We navigated both sections of Kootenay Rapids smoothly and wisely. Her bow slammed down pretty hard when she dropped off the tops of some of the larger waves, but she never dipped her high-held head into the not-so-gentle holes. We caught plenty of spray, but nothing serious—nothing that couldn’t be bailed out without having to stop. It was a much better performance than you'd expect from a lake boat tackling her first rapid.

“She’ll do!” chuckled the Captain with a satisfied[Pg 200] grin, resting on his paddle as we slid easily out of the final run of swirls; “you ought to take her right through without a lot of trouble.” “Imshallah!” I interjected piously, anxious not to offend the River God with a display of overmuch confidence. I began to call her “Imshallah” in my mind from that time on, and “Imshallah”—“God willing”—she remained until I tied her up for her well-earned rest in a Portland boat-house. It was in the course of the next day or two that I made a propitiatory offering to the River God in the form of the remnants of the jodpurs he had tried so hard to snatch from me at Rock Slide Rapids. I’ve always had a sneaking feeling offerings of that kind are “good medicine;” that the old Greeks knew what they were doing when they squared things with the Gods in advance on venturing forth into unknown waters.

“She’ll do!” the Captain chuckled with a satisfied[Pg 200] grin, resting on his paddle as we smoothly exited the last batch of swirls; “you should be able to take her right through without too much trouble.” “Imshallah!” I chimed in piously, careful not to upset the River God with too much confidence. From that moment on, I began to think of her as “Imshallah,” and “Imshallah”—“God willing”—she stayed that way until I secured her for a well-deserved rest in a Portland boat house. It was during the next day or two that I made a propitiatory offering to the River God with the remnants of the jodpurs he had tried so hard to grab from me at Rock Slide Rapids. I’ve always had a nagging feeling that offerings like that are “good medicine;” the ancient Greeks knew what they were doing when they made peace with the Gods before venturing into unknown waters.

Big and Little Tin Cup Rapids, which are due to the obstruction caused by boulders washed down by the torrential Kootenay River, gave us little trouble. There is a channel of good depth right down the middle of both, and we splashed through this without getting into much besides flying foam. Just below we pulled up to the left bank and landed for a look at one of the Doukobour villages.

Big and Little Tin Cup Rapids, formed by boulders carried down by the rushing Kootenay River, didn’t give us much trouble. There’s a deep channel straight down the middle of both, and we splashed through without encountering much other than flying foam. Just below, we pulled over to the left bank and stopped to check out one of the Doukobour villages.

The Doukobours are a strange Russian religious sect, with beliefs and observances quite at variance with those of the Greek Church. Indeed, it was the persecutions of the Orthodox Russians that were responsible for driving considerable numbers of them to Canada. They are best known in America, not for their indefatigable industry and many other good[Pg 201] traits, but for their highly original form of protesting when they have fancied that certain of their rights were being restricted by Canadian law. On repeated occasions of this kind whole colonies of them—men, women and children—have thrown aside their every rag of clothing and started off marching about the country. Perhaps it is not strange that more has been written about these strange pilgrimages than of the fact that the Doukobours have cleared and brought to a high state of productivity many square miles of land that, but for their unflagging energy, would still be worthless. In spite of their somewhat unconventional habits, these simple people have been an incalculably valuable economic asset to western Canada.

The Doukobours are a unique Russian religious group whose beliefs and practices differ significantly from those of the Greek Church. In fact, it was the persecution by Orthodox Russians that led many of them to move to Canada. They are mostly known in America not for their tireless work ethic or numerous positive qualities, but for their creative way of protesting whenever they feel that their rights are being limited by Canadian law. In such cases, entire communities—men, women, and children—have stripped off all their clothes and marched across the country. It’s perhaps not surprising that more has been written about these unusual demonstrations than about how the Doukobours have cleared and made productive large areas of land that would otherwise remain barren without their relentless efforts. Despite their somewhat unconventional lifestyle, these straightforward people have been an incredibly valuable economic resource for western Canada.

On the off chance that there might be an incipient “protest” brewing, Roos took his movie outfit ashore with him. He met with no luck. Indeed, we found the women of the astonishingly clean little village of plastered and whitewashed cabins extremely shy of even our hand cameras. The Captain thought that this was probably due to the fact that they had been a good deal pestered by kodak fiends while Godivaing round the country on some of their protest marches. “The people were very indignant about it,” he said; “but I never heard of any one pulling down their blinds.” Coventry was really very “Victorian” in its attitude toward Lady Godiva’s “protest.”

On the off chance that there might be a new “protest” starting, Roos took his film crew ashore with him. He had no luck. In fact, we found the women of the surprisingly clean little village of plastered and whitewashed cabins very shy, even around our hand cameras. The Captain thought this was probably because they had been bothered a lot by Kodak enthusiasts while they were out protesting around the country. “The people were really upset about it,” he said; “but I never heard of anyone closing their curtains.” Coventry was very “Victorian” in its view of Lady Godiva’s “protest.”

There was good swift water all the way from Castlegar to Trail, and we averaged close to nine miles an hour during the time we were on the river. At China[Pg 202] Bar the river was a good deal spread out, running in channels between low gravel islands. Any one of these was runnable for a small boat, and we did not need to keep to the main channel that had once been maintained for steamers. Sixteen miles below Castlegar, and about half a mile below the mouth of Sullivan Creek, there was a long black reef of basaltic rock stretching a third of the way across the river. We shot past it without difficulty by keeping near the left bank. The sulphurous fumes of the big smelter blotching the southern sky with saffron and coppery red clouds indicated that we were nearing Trail. The stacks, with the town below and beyond, came into view just as we hit the head of a fast-running riffle. We ran the last half mile at a swift clip, pulling up into about the only place that looked like an eddy on the Trail side of the river. That this proved to be the slack water behind the crumbling city dump could not be helped. He who rides the running road cannot be too particular about his landing places.

There was good, fast water all the way from Castlegar to Trail, and we averaged nearly nine miles an hour while we were on the river. At China[Pg 202] Bar, the river was much wider, flowing through channels between low gravel islands. Each of these was navigable for a small boat, and we didn't have to stick to the main channel that used to be maintained for steamers. Sixteen miles downstream from Castlegar, and about half a mile below the mouth of Sullivan Creek, there was a long black reef of basalt rock stretching a third of the way across the river. We zipped past it easily by staying close to the left bank. The sulfurous fumes from the large smelter stained the southern sky with saffron and coppery red clouds, showing we were getting close to Trail. The smokestacks, with the town below and beyond, came into view just as we reached the start of a fast-running riffle. We ran the last half mile at a brisk pace, pulling into about the only spot that looked like an eddy on the Trail side of the river. That it turned out to be the calm water behind the crumbling city dump couldn't be helped. He who travels the river can't be too picky about where he lands.

We reached Trail before noon, and, so far as time was concerned, could just as well have run right on across the American line to Northport that afternoon. However, October twenty-first turned out to be a date of considerable importance to British Columbians, for it was the day of the election to determine whether that province should continue dry or, as the proponents of wetness euphemized it, return to “moderation.” As there was a special provision by which voters absent from their place of registration could cast their ballots wherever they chanced to be, Captain Armstrong was anxious to stop over and do[Pg 203] his bit for “moderation.” Indeed, I was a bit worried at first for fear, by way of compensating in a measure for the injury we had done him in failing to come through with the treasure from the Big Bend, he would expect Roos and me to put in a few absentee ballots for “moderation.” There was a rumour about that a vote for “moderation” would be later redeemable—in case “moderation” carried, of course—in the voter’s weight of the old familiar juice. I never got further than a pencilled computation on the “temperance” bar of the Crown Point Hotel that two hundred and thirty-five pounds (I was down to that by now) would work out to something like one hundred seventeen and a half quarts. This on the rule that “A pint’s a pound, the world round.” That was as far as I got, I say, for there seemed rather too much of a chance of international complications sooner or later. But I am still wondering just what is the law covering the case of a man who sells his vote in a foreign country—and for his weight in whisky that he would probably never have delivered to him. I doubt very much if there is any precedent to go by.

We arrived in Trail before noon, and as far as time was concerned, we could have easily continued on across the American border to Northport that afternoon. However, October twenty-first turned out to be a significant date for British Columbians because it was the day of the election to decide whether that province should remain dry or, as the supporters of the wet option called it, return to “moderation.” Since there was a special provision allowing voters who were away from their registration place to cast their ballots wherever they happened to be, Captain Armstrong was eager to stop and do his part for “moderation.” Honestly, I was a bit worried at first that, as a way to make up for the trouble we caused him by not bringing back the treasure from the Big Bend, he would expect Roos and me to submit a few absentee ballots for “moderation.” There was a rumor that a vote for “moderation” would later be redeemable—in case “moderation” won, of course—for the voter’s weight in the old familiar drink. I only got as far as a quick calculation on the “temperance” bar of the Crown Point Hotel that my two hundred and thirty-five pounds (I was down to that by now) would translate to about one hundred seventeen and a half quarts. This was based on the idea that “A pint’s a pound, the world round.” That’s as far as I got, because it seemed like there was too much chance of international complications sooner or later. But I still wonder what the law says about a guy selling his vote in a foreign country—and for his weight in whisky that he would probably never receive. I seriously doubt there’s any precedent to follow.

Between votes—or rather before Captain Armstrong voted—we took the occasion to go over the smelter of the Consolidated Mining and Smelting Company. It is one of the most modern plants of its kind in the world, and treats ore from all over western Canada. We were greatly interested in the recently installed zinc-leaching plant for the handling of an especially refractory ore from the company’s own mine in the Kootenays. This ore had resisted for years every attempt to extract its zinc at a profit,[Pg 204] and the perfection of the intricate process through which it is now put at Trail has made a mine, which would otherwise have remained practically valueless, worth untold millions. The two thousand and more employés of the smelter are the main factor in the prosperity of this live and by no means unattractive little town.

Between votes—or rather before Captain Armstrong voted—we took the opportunity to tour the smelter of the Consolidated Mining and Smelting Company. It’s one of the most modern facilities of its kind in the world and processes ore from all over western Canada. We were really interested in the newly installed zinc-leaching plant that handles a particularly tough ore from the company’s own mine in the Kootenays. This ore had resisted every attempt to extract its zinc profitably for years, and the refinement of the complex process it undergoes in Trail has turned what would have been a nearly worthless mine into something worth countless millions. The more than two thousand employees at the smelter are a key reason for the success of this lively and quite charming little town.[Pg 204]

We had two very emphatic warnings before leaving Trail the next morning—one was on no account to attempt to take any drinkables across the line by the river, and the other was to keep a weather eye lifting in running the rapids at the Rock Islands, two miles below town. As we reached the latter before we did the International Boundary Line, we started ’wareing the rapids first. This was by no means as empty a warning as many I was to have later. The islands proved to be two enormous granite rocks, between which the river rushed with great velocity. The Captain headed the boat into the deep, swift channel to the right, avoiding by a couple of yards a walloping whale of a whirlpool that came spinning right past the bow. I didn’t see it, of course, until it passed astern; but it looked to me then as though its whirling centre was depressed a good three feet below the surface of the river, and with a black, bottomless funnel opening out of that. I was just about to register “nonchalance” by getting off my “all-day-sucker” joke, when I suddenly felt the thwart beneath me begin to push upwards like the floor of a jerkily-started elevator, only with a rotary action. Fanning empty air with both oars, I was saved from falling backwards by the forty-five degree up-tilt of the boat.[Pg 205] Way beneath me—down below the surface of the river—Armstrong, pop-eyed, was leaning sharply forward to keep from being dumped out over the stern. Roos, with a death-grip on either gunwale, was trying to keep from falling into the Captain’s lap. Round we went like a prancing horse, and just as the boat had completed the hundred and eighty degrees that headed her momentarily up-river, something seemed to drop away beneath her bottom, and as she sunk into the hole there came a great snorting “ku-whouf!” and about a barrel of water came pouring its solid green flood over the stern and, incidentally, the Captain. A couple of seconds later the boat had completed her round and settled back on a comparatively even keel as hard-plied oars and paddle wrenched her out of the grip of the Thing that had held her in its clutch. I saw it plainly as it did its dervish dance of disappointment as we drew away. It looked to me not over half as large as that first one which the Captain had so cleverly avoided.

We got two clear warnings before leaving Trail the next morning—one was to never try to take any drinks across the border by the river, and the other was to keep a lookout while navigating the rapids at the Rock Islands, two miles downriver. Since we hit the rapids before reaching the International Boundary Line, we made sure to focus on them first. This warning was far more serious than many I received later. The islands turned out to be two massive granite rocks, with the river rushing between them at high speed. The Captain steered the boat into the deep, fast channel to the right, narrowly avoiding a huge whirlpool that spun right past the bow. I didn't see it until it was behind us, but it looked like its swirling center was about three feet below the river's surface, with a dark, endless funnel opening out from it. I was just about to play it cool by cracking my “all-day-sucker” joke when I suddenly felt the seat beneath me start to push up like a jolting elevator floor, but twisting. Waving my oars in empty air, I barely avoided falling backward thanks to the boat tilting at a forty-five-degree angle. Below me—under the surface of the river—Armstrong was staring wide-eyed, leaning forward to keep from tipping out over the stern. Roos, clinging tightly to the gunwales, was trying not to fall into the Captain’s lap. We spun around like a prancing horse, and just as the boat finished turning a hundred eighty degrees and headed temporarily upriver, something seemed to drop away beneath us, and as we sank into the hole, there was a loud “ku-whouf!” and about a barrel of water gushed over the stern—and, incidentally, over the Captain. A few seconds later, the boat righted itself as the straining oars and paddle pulled her from whatever had grabbed hold of her. I clearly saw it doing a wild dance of frustration as we pulled away. It seemed to be less than half the size of the first one that the Captain had expertly dodged.[Pg 205]

“That was about the way we got caught in the Little Dalles,” observed Armstrong when we were in quieter water again. “Only it was a worse whirlpool than that one that did it. This square stern gives the water more of a grip than it can get on a canoe. We’ll have to watch out for it.”

“That's pretty much how we got caught in the Little Dalles,” Armstrong remarked when we were back in calmer waters. “It was an even worse whirlpool than the one that did it. This flat back gives the water a stronger hold than it can get on a canoe. We need to be careful of it.”

Save over a broad, shallow bar across the current at the mouth of the Salmon, there was deep, swift water all the way to Waneta, the Canadian Customs station. Here we landed Roos to await the morning train from Nelson to Spokane and go through to Northport to arrange the American Customs formal[Pg 206]ities. At a final conference we decided to heed the warning about not attempting to carry any drinkables openly into the United States. Stowing what little there was left where not the most lynx-eyed or ferret-nosed Customs Officer could ever get at it, we pushed off.

Save for a wide, shallow sandbar at the mouth of the Salmon River, there was deep, fast water all the way to Waneta, the Canadian Customs station. Here, we dropped off Roos to catch the morning train from Nelson to Spokane and head to Northport to handle the American Customs requirements. After a final discussion, we decided to follow the advice not to try to bring any alcohol openly into the United States. We hid the little we had left in a place where even the sharpest-eyed Customs Officer wouldn’t find it, and we set off.

There is a fairly fast current all the way to Northport, but from the fact that we made the eleven miles in about three-quarters of an hour, it seems likely that, between paddle and oars, the boat was driven somewhat faster than the Columbia. Just below Waneta and immediately above the International Boundary Line, the Pend d’Oreille or Clark’s Fork flows, or rather falls into the Columbia. This really magnificent stream comes tumbling down a sheer-walled gorge in fall after fall, several of which can be seen in narrowing perspective from the Columbia itself. Its final leap is over a ten-feet-high ledge which extends all the way across its two-hundred-feet-wide mouth. Above this fine cataract it is the Pend d’Oreille, below it, the Columbia. I know of no place where two such rivers come together with such fine spectacular effect, in a way so fitting to the character of each.

There’s a pretty strong current all the way to Northport, but since we covered the eleven miles in about three-quarters of an hour, it seems likely that, between paddling and rowing, the boat was moving a bit faster than the Columbia. Just below Waneta and right above the International Boundary Line, the Pend d’Oreille or Clark’s Fork flows, or rather falls, into the Columbia. This really impressive stream tumbles down a sheer-walled gorge in a series of waterfalls, several of which can be seen in a narrowing view from the Columbia itself. Its final drop is over a ten-foot-high ledge that spans its two-hundred-foot-wide mouth. Above this stunning waterfall, it's the Pend d’Oreille; below it, it’s the Columbia. I don’t know of any other place where two such rivers meet with such a magnificent effect, perfectly fitting the character of each.

The Pend d’Oreille is generally rated as the principal tributary of the upper Columbia. Although the Kootenay—because it flows through a region of considerably greater annual rainfall—carries rather the more water of the two, the Pend d’Oreille is longer and drains a far more extensive watershed—that lying between the main chain of the Rockies and the Bitter Root and Cœur d’Alene ranges. Great as is the[Pg 207] combined discharge of these two fine rivers, their effect on the Columbia is not apparent to the eye. If anything, the latter looks a bigger stream where it flows out of the lower Arrow Lake, above the Kootenay, than it does where it crosses the American Line below the Pend d’Oreille. As a matter of fact, its flow must be nearly doubled at the latter point, but the swifter current reduces its apparent volume. Nothing but the most careful computations, based on speed of current and area of cross-section, will give anything approximating the real discharge of a river.

The Pend d’Oreille is usually considered the main tributary of the upper Columbia. Although the Kootenay carries more water since it flows through an area with significantly higher annual rainfall, the Pend d’Oreille is longer and drains a much larger watershed, which lies between the main range of the Rockies and the Bitter Root and Cœur d’Alene mountains. Despite the combined flow of these two impressive rivers being substantial, their impact on the Columbia isn’t visually obvious. In fact, the Columbia seems like a larger river as it flows out of the lower Arrow Lake, above the Kootenay, than it does when it crosses the American border below the Pend d’Oreille. In reality, its flow is almost doubled at that point, but the faster current makes it look smaller. Only careful calculations, taking into account the speed of the current and the cross-sectional area, can provide an accurate estimate of a river's actual discharge.

I was a good deal interested in the Pend d’Oreille, because it was on one of its upper tributaries, the Flathead in Montana, that I had made my first timid effort at rapid-running a good many years previously. It hadn’t been a brilliant success—for two logs tied together with ropes hardly make the ideal of a raft; but the glamour of the hare-brained stunt had survived the wetting. I should dearly have loved to explore that wonderful black-walled canyon, with its unending succession of cataracts and cascades, but lack of time forbade. The drizzling rain made it impossible even to get a good photograph of the fine frenzy of that final mad leap into the Columbia.

I was really interested in the Pend d’Oreille because it was on one of its upper tributaries, the Flathead in Montana, where I had made my first nervous attempt at running rapids many years ago. It hadn’t gone particularly well—two logs tied together with ropes definitely aren’t the best raft ever—but the excitement of that crazy adventure had stuck with me. I would have loved to explore that amazing canyon with its towering black walls and endless series of waterfalls, but I couldn’t find the time. The drizzling rain made it impossible to even get a decent photo of that wild final plunge into the Columbia.

It was funny the way that rain acted. For something like a month now there had been only two or three days of reasonably fair weather, and for the last fortnight the sun had hardly been glimpsed at all. Pulling up to Waneta in a clammy drizzle, Captain Armstrong remarked, as he drew the collar of his waterproof closer to decrease the drainage down the back of his neck, that he reckoned they wouldn’t stand[Pg 208] for weather of that kind over in “God’s Country.” As there was nothing but sodden clouds to the southward, I didn’t feel like giving him any definite assurance on the point at the moment. However, when we crossed the Line an hour later the rain had ceased. A couple of miles farther down the clouds were breaking up, and at Northport the sun was shining. I did not have another rainy day, nor even one more than slightly overcast, until I was almost at the Cascades. I trust my good Canadian friend was as deeply impressed as he claimed to be.

It was amusing how the rain behaved. For about a month, there had only been a couple of days of decent weather, and for the past two weeks, the sun had barely made an appearance. As we pulled into Waneta in a damp drizzle, Captain Armstrong commented, pulling his waterproof collar tighter to keep the water from running down his neck, that he figured they wouldn't put up with weather like this in “God’s Country.” Since there were only soaked clouds to the south, I didn't feel like promising him anything definitive at that moment. However, an hour later, when we crossed the Line, the rain stopped. A couple of miles further down, the clouds were breaking, and by Northport, the sun was shining. I didn't have another rainy day, or even a mostly overcast one, until I was nearly at the Cascades. I hope my good Canadian friend was as impressed as he said he was.

Beyond a sharp riffle between jagged rock islands above Deadman’s Eddy, and one or two shallow boulder bars where the channels were a bit obscure, it was good open-and-above-board water all the way to Northport. The “Eddy” is a whirling back-sweep of water at a bend of the river, and is supposed to hold up for inspection everything floatable that the Columbia brings down from Canada. “Funny they never thought of calling it ‘Customs Eddy,’” Armstrong said. From the condition of its littered banks, it looked to be almost as prolific of “pickings” as the great drift pile of Kinbasket Lake. Being near a town, however, it is doubtless much more thoroughly gone over.

Beyond a sharp riffle between jagged rock islands above Deadman’s Eddy, and a couple of shallow boulder bars where the channels were a bit unclear, it was good, clear water all the way to Northport. The “Eddy” is a swirling backwash of water at a bend in the river and is supposed to catch everything floatable that the Columbia brings down from Canada. “Funny they never thought of calling it ‘Customs Eddy,’” Armstrong said. From the state of its littered banks, it seemed to be almost as rich in “finds” as the huge drift pile of Kinbasket Lake. However, being close to a town, it’s probably been picked over much more thoroughly.

We tied up below the Ferry at Northport, which was the rendezvous to which Roos was to bring the Customs Inspector. The ferry-man, who had once seen Captain Armstrong run the rapids of the upper Kootenay with one of his steamers, was greatly elated over having such a notable walking the quarterdeck of his own humble craft. Armstrong, in turn, was[Pg 209] scarcely less excited over an automatic pumping contrivance which the ferry-man had rigged up to keep his pontoons dry. After waiting for an hour, we took our bags and walked up to the hotel on the main street at the top of the bluff. We found Roos in the office reading a last year’s haberdashery catalogue. He said he had not expected us for a couple of hours yet, and that he had arranged for inspection at three o’clock. That gave us time for a bath and lunch ourselves. As our bags were now well beyond the tentacles of the Customs, we did a little figuring on the table-cloth between courses. By this we proved that, had we had the nerve to disregard the warnings of well-meaning friends in Trail and filled our hand-bags with Scotch instead of personal effects, Armstrong would now have had fourteen quarts up in his room, and I eighteen quarts. Then the waitress gave us current local quotations, and we started to figure values. I shall never know whether or not there would have been room on the corner of that gravy and egg broidered napery for my stupendous total. Just as I was beginning to run over the edge, the Inspector came in and asked if we would mind letting him see those two suit-cases we had brought to the hotel with us! Many and various are the joys of virtue, but none of the others comparable to that one which sets you aglow as you say “Search me!” when, by the special intervention of the providence which watches over fools and drunks, you haven’t got goods.

We docked below the ferry at Northport, which was the meeting point where Roos was supposed to bring the Customs Inspector. The ferry operator, who had once seen Captain Armstrong navigate the rapids of the upper Kootenay with one of his steamers, was really excited to have such a notable figure on the deck of his own small boat. Armstrong, in turn, was equally thrilled about an automatic pump the ferry operator had set up to keep his pontoons dry. After waiting for an hour, we grabbed our bags and walked up to the hotel on the main street at the top of the hill. We found Roos in the office reading last year’s clothing catalog. He mentioned he hadn’t expected us for another couple of hours and that he had scheduled the inspection for three o’clock. That gave us time for a bath and lunch ourselves. Since our bags were now safely out of Customs’ reach, we did some calculations on the tablecloth between courses. By this, we figured that if we had had the guts to ignore the advice of well-meaning friends in Trail and filled our hand-bags with Scotch instead of personal items, Armstrong would now have had fourteen quarts up in his room, and I eighteen quarts. Then the waitress gave us the latest local prices, and we started to assess values. I will never know if there would have been enough space on that gravy and egg embroidered napkin for my impressive total. Just as I was about to go overboard with the calculations, the Inspector walked in and asked if we would mind letting him see the two suitcases we had brought to the hotel! There are many joys that come with virtue, but none compare to the one that makes you light up as you say “Search me!” when, thanks to the special intervention of providence looking out for fools and drunks, you don’t have anything to hide.

The inspection, both at the hotel and at the ferry, was fairly perfunctory, though I did notice that the Customs man assumed a rather springy step when he[Pg 210] trod the light inner bottom of the skiff. Roos filmed the operation as a part of the picture, I acting as much as I could like I thought a farmer would act at his first Customs inspection. Roos, complaining that I didn’t “do it natural,” wanted to shoot over again. The Customs man was willing, but Armstrong and I, trudging purposefully off up the road, refused to return. Roos followed us to the hotel in considerable dudgeon. “Why wouldn’t you let me make that shot over?” he asked. “It was an ‘oil-can’—rotten!” “Because,” I replied evenly, looking him straight in the eye, “I was afraid the Inspector might try that jig-a-jig step of his on the false bottom in the bow if we put him through the show a second time. I don’t believe in tempting providence. We can get a street-car conductor and make that Inspection shot again in Portland. This isn’t....” “You’re right,” cut in Roos, with a dawning grin of comprehension. “I beg your pardon. You’re a deeper bird than I gave you credit for. Or perhaps it was the Captain....”

The inspection at both the hotel and the ferry was pretty routine, but I noticed that the Customs officer had a bit of a spring in his step when he walked on the light inner bottom of the skiff. Roos filmed the whole thing as part of the movie, and I tried my best to act how I thought a farmer would during his first Customs check. Roos, complaining that I wasn’t acting naturally, wanted to reshoot. The Customs officer was okay with it, but Armstrong and I, walking purposefully up the road, refused to go back. Roos followed us to the hotel, clearly annoyed. “Why wouldn’t you let me redo that shot?” he asked. “It was an ‘oil can’—terrible!” “Because,” I replied calmly, looking him in the eye, “I was worried the Inspector might try that little jig of his on the false bottom in the bow if we put him through the motions a second time. I don’t believe in tempting fate. We can get a streetcar conductor and redo that inspection shot in Portland. This isn’t....” “You’re right,” Roos interrupted, a grin of realization spreading across his face. “I apologize. You’re smarter than I thought. Or maybe it was the Captain....”

WAITING FOR THE FOG TO CLEAR OVER BISHOP’S RAPID (left)
ROSS AND ARMSTRONG REPORTING "GLOOM" (right)

THE “INTAKE” AT THE LITTLE DALLES (above)
WHERE WE BEGAN TO SHAPE THE LITTLE DALLES (below)

A heavy fog filled the river gorge from bank to bank when we pushed off the following morning, and we had to nose down carefully to avoid the piers of the bridge of the Great Northern branch line to Rossland. A quarter of a mile farther down the river began shoaling over gravel bars, and out of the mist ahead came the rumble of water tumbling over boulders. This was an inconsiderable riffle called Bishop’s Rapid, but the Captain was too old a river man to care to go into it without light to choose his channel. A half hour’s wait on a gravel bar in mid-stream brought a lifting of the fog, and we ran through by [Pg 211]the right hand of the two shallow channels without difficulty. In brilliant sunshine we pulled down a broad stretch of deep and rapidly slackening water to the gleaming white lime-stone barrier at the head of the Little Dalles.

A thick fog filled the river gorge from one bank to the other when we set off the next morning, and we had to carefully steer to avoid the piers of the bridge of the Great Northern branch line to Rossland. A quarter of a mile further down the river, it started getting shallow over gravel bars, and from the mist ahead came the sound of water crashing over boulders. This was a minor riffle known as Bishop’s Rapid, but the Captain was too experienced to attempt it without visibility to choose his path. After half an hour of waiting on a gravel bar in the middle of the stream, the fog began to lift, and we went through via the right side of the two shallow channels without any issues. In bright sunshine, we navigated a wide stretch of deep water that was quickly slowing down to the shining white limestone barrier at the start of the Little Dalles.

All of Northport had been a unit in warning us not to attempt to run the Little Dalles. Nearly every one, as far as I could judge, had lost some relative there, and one man gave a very circumstantial description of how he had seen a big batteau, with six Swede lumbermen, sucked out of sight there, never to reappear. On cross-questioning, he admitted that this was at high water, and that there was nothing like so much “suck” in the whirlpools at the present stage. The Captain, however, having just received telephonic word from Nelson that “moderation” had carried in B. C. by a decisive majority, felt that nothing short of running the Little Dalles would be adequate celebration. He had managed to come through right-side-up in a Peterboro once, and he thought our skiff ought to be equal to the stunt. He held that opinion just long enough for him to climb to the top of the cliff that forms the left wall of river at the gorge and take one good, long, comprehensive look into the depths.

Everyone in Northport had warned us not to try to navigate the Little Dalles. Almost everyone I could tell had lost a family member there, and one guy even gave a detailed account of how he watched a large batteau with six Swedish lumbermen get pulled out of sight, never to be seen again. When asked more questions, he admitted that this happened during high water, and that the whirlpools weren't that intense at the current water level. However, the Captain, after just getting a phone call from Nelson that “moderation” had won in B.C. by a significant margin, felt that nothing less than running the Little Dalles would be a proper celebration. He had once successfully managed to navigate a Peterboro through it, and he thought our skiff should be able to handle it as well. He held on to that belief just long enough to climb to the top of the cliff on the left side of the river at the gorge and take one good, long, detailed look into the depths.

“Nothing doing,” he said, with a decisive shake of his broad-brimmed Stetson. “The river’s four or five feet higher than when we ran through here in ’fifteen, and that makes all the difference. It was touch-and-go for a minute then, and now it’s out of the question for a small boat. If we can’t line, we’ll have to find some way to portage.”[Pg 212]

“Not a chance,” he said, giving a firm shake of his wide-brimmed Stetson. “The river’s four or five feet higher than when we passed through here in ’15, and that changes everything. It was risky for a moment back then, and now it’s totally impossible for a small boat. If we can’t line it, we’ll have to figure out some way to portage.”[Pg 212]

The Little Dalles are formed by a great reef of lime-stone which, at one time, probably made a dam all the way across the river. The narrow channel which the Columbia has worn through the stone is less than two hundred feet in width for a considerable distance, and has lofty perpendicular walls. The river is divided by a small rock island into two channels at the head, the main one, to the right, being about two hundred feet in width, and the narrow left-hand one not over forty feet. The depth of the main channel is very great—probably much greater than its narrowest width; so that here, as also at Tumwater and “Five-Mile” in the Great Dalles, it may be truly said that the Columbia “has to turn on its side to wriggle through.”

The Little Dalles were created by a massive limestone reef that likely once acted as a dam across the river. The narrow path the Columbia has carved through the stone is less than two hundred feet wide for quite a stretch and features tall vertical walls. At the head, the river splits into two channels due to a small rock island: the main channel on the right is about two hundred feet wide, while the narrower left channel is no more than forty feet. The main channel is quite deep—probably much deeper than its narrowest width—so here, just like at Tumwater and "Five-Mile" in the Great Dalles, it can be accurately said that the Columbia "has to turn on its side to wiggle through."

It is that little rock island at the head of the gorge, extending, as it does, almost longitudinally across the current that makes all the trouble. It starts one set of whirlpools running down the right-hand channel and another set down the left-hand. Every one of the vortices in this dual series of spinning “suckers” is more than one would care to take any liberties with if it could be avoided; and either line of whirlpools, taken alone, probably could be avoided. The impassable barrage comes a hundred feet below the point where the left-hand torrent precipitates itself at right-angles into the current of the right-hand one, and the two lines of whirlpools converge in a “V” and form one big walloping sockdolager. Him there would still be room to run by if he were “whouf-ing” there alone; but his satellites won’t have it. Their accursed team-work is such that the spreading “V”[Pg 213] above catches everything that comes down stream and feeds it into the maw of the big whirlpool as into a hopper. Logs, ties, shingle-bolts, fence-posts—all the refuse of sawmills and the flotsam and jetsam of farms and towns—are gulped with a “whouf!” and when they reappear again, a mile or two down river, they are all scoured smooth and round-cornered by their passage through the monster’s alimentary canal.

It’s that small rocky island at the top of the gorge, stretching almost directly across the current, that causes all the trouble. It creates one set of whirlpools in the right channel and another set in the left. Every one of these spinning “suckers” is something you’d want to avoid if possible; either line of whirlpools could probably be dodged on its own. The impassable barrier is a hundred feet downstream from where the left torrent crashes into the current of the right one at a right angle, causing the two lines of whirlpools to converge in a “V” and create one big, powerful whirlpool. There would still be room to pass by if he were going through alone, but his companions won’t allow it. Their annoying teamwork means the spreading “V” above catches everything that comes downstream and feeds it into the jaws of the giant whirlpool like a hopper. Logs, ties, shingles, fence posts—all the waste from sawmills and debris from farms and towns—are swallowed with a “whoof!” and when they come out again, a mile or two downstream, they are all smooth and rounded from their journey through the monster’s belly.

“I’m sorry not to celebrate the victory of ‘moderation,’” said the Captain finally, with another regretful shake of his head; “but ‘moderation’ begins at home. It would be immoderately foolish to put the skiff into that line of whirlpools, the way they’re running now.” Roos was the only one who was inclined to dispute that decision, and as his part would have been to stand out on the brink of the cliff and turn the crank, it was only natural that he should take the “artistic” rather than the “humanitarian” view.

“I’m sorry not to celebrate the victory of ‘moderation,’” said the Captain finally, shaking his head in regret again. “But ‘moderation’ starts at home. It would be incredibly foolish to put the skiff into that line of whirlpools the way they’re churning right now.” Roos was the only one who felt like arguing against that choice, and since his role would have been to stand on the edge of the cliff and turn the crank, it made sense that he would take the “artistic” rather than the “humanitarian” perspective.

As a last resort before portaging, we tried lining down, starting at the head of the narrow left-hand channel. We gave it up at the end of a hundred feet. A monkey at one end of the line and a log of wood at the other would have made the only combination calculated to get by that way. It was no job for a shaky-kneed man and a sinkable boat. There was nothing to do but look up a team or truck. What appeared to be the remains of the ancient portage road ran down from an abandoned farm to the river, and it seemed likely some kind of vehicle could be brought over it.

As a last resort before carrying everything overland, we tried guiding the boat down the narrow left channel. We gave up after about a hundred feet. A monkey on one end of the line and a log on the other would have been the only combination that might have worked. It wasn’t a task for someone with shaky knees and a boat that could sink. There was nothing left to do but find a team or a truck. What looked like the remnants of an old portage road ran from an abandoned farm to the river, and it seemed possible that some kind of vehicle could get across it.

As the highway ran along the bench, four or five hundred feet above the river, I set off by the railroad[Pg 214] track, which was comparatively close at hand. At the end of a couple of miles I reached a small station called Marble, the shipping point for a large apple orchard project financed by the J. G. White Company of New York. Mr. Reed, the resident manager, immediately ordered a powerful team and wagon placed at my disposal, and with that I returned northward over the highway. We had a rough time getting down through brush and dead-falls to the river, but finally made it without an upset. Roos having finished what pictures he wanted—including one of the Captain standing on the brink of the cliff and registering “surprise-cum-disappointment-cum-disgust,”—we loaded the skiff and our outfit onto the wagon and started the long climb up to the top of the bench. The discovery of an overgrown but still passable road offered a better route than that followed in coming down, and we made the highway, and on to the village, in good time. Mr. Reed dangled the bait of a French chef and rooms in the company’s hotel as an inducement to spend the night with him, but we had not the time to accept the kind invitation. His ready courtesy was of the kind which I learned later I could expect as a matter of course all along the river. Never did I have trouble in getting help when I needed it, and when it was charged for, it was almost invariably an under rather than an over-charge. The running road is the one place left where the people have not been spoiled as have those on the highways frequented by motor tourists.

As the highway ran along the edge, about four or five hundred feet above the river, I set off by the railroad track, which was relatively close by. After a couple of miles, I arrived at a small station called Marble, which served as the shipping point for a large apple orchard project funded by the J. G. White Company from New York. Mr. Reed, the on-site manager, quickly arranged for a strong team and wagon for me, and with that, I headed back north along the highway. We struggled a bit getting through the brush and fallen trees to reach the river, but we finally made it without flipping over. Roos, having taken all the photos he needed—including one of the Captain standing at the edge of the cliff, looking “surprised, disappointed, and disgusted”—we loaded the skiff and our gear onto the wagon and began the long climb back up to the top of the edge. Discovering an overgrown but still usable road provided a better route than the one we took coming down, and we reached the highway and then the village in good time. Mr. Reed mentioned the allure of a French chef and rooms in the company’s hotel as a reason to spend the night with him, but we didn’t have the time to accept his generous invitation. His kind hospitality was something I later learned to expect as the norm along the river. I never had trouble getting help when I needed it, and when there was a charge, it was nearly always less than expected rather than more. The running road is one of the few places left where the locals haven’t been spoiled like those on the highways frequented by tourists.

Launching the boat from the Marble Ferry at four o’clock, we pulled off in a good current in the hope[Pg 215] of reaching Bossburg before dark. Between the windings of the river and several considerable stretches of slack water, however, our progress was less than anticipated. Shut in by high hills on both sides, night descended early upon the river, and at five-thirty I found myself pulling in Stygian blackness. Knowing there was no really bad water ahead, the Captain let her slide through a couple of easy riffles, the white-topped waves barely guessed as they flagged us with ghostly signals. But a deepening growl, borne on the wings of the slight up-river night-breeze, demanded more consideration. No one but a lunatic goes into a strange rapid in a poor light, to say nothing of complete darkness. Pulling into an eddy by the left bank, we stopped and listened. The roar, though distant, was unmistakable. Water was tumbling among rocks at a fairly good rate, certainly too fast to warrant going into it in the dark.

Launching the boat from the Marble Ferry at four o’clock, we set off in a strong current hoping to reach Bossburg before dark. However, with the twists of the river and several long stretches of still water, our progress was slower than expected. Surrounded by high hills on both sides, night fell early on the river, and by five-thirty, I found myself rowing in total darkness. Knowing there weren't any really dangerous waters ahead, the Captain let the boat glide through a couple of easy rapids, the white-capped waves barely visible as they signaled us with ghostly hints. But a deepening growl, carried by the slight upstream night breeze, required more attention. No one in their right mind would navigate a strange rapid in dim light, let alone complete darkness. Pulling into an eddy by the left bank, we stopped and listened. The roar, though far off, was unmistakable. Water was crashing over rocks at a pretty good speed, definitely too fast to attempt in the dark.

While we were debating what to do, a black figure silhouetted itself against the star-gleams at the top of the low bank. “Hello, there!” hailed the Captain. “Can you tell us how far it is to Bossburg?” “This is Bossburg,” was the surprising but gratifying response. “You’re there—that is, you’re here.” It proved to be the local ferry-man, and Columbia ferry-men are always obliging and always intelligent, at least in matters relating to the river. Tying up the boat, we left our stuff in his nearby house and sought the hotel with our hand-bags. It was not a promising looking hotel when we found it, for Bossburg was that saddest of living things, an all-but-extinguished boom-town; but the very kindly old couple who lived[Pg 216] there and catered to the occasional wayfarer bustled about and got us a corking good meal—fried chicken and biscuits as light as the whipped cream we had on the candied peaches—and our beds were clean and comfortable.

While we were debating what to do, a dark figure appeared against the stars at the top of the low bank. “Hey there!” called the Captain. “Can you tell us how far it is to Bossburg?” “This is Bossburg,” came the surprising but satisfying reply. “You’re here.” It turned out to be the local ferry operator, and ferry operators around Columbia are always helpful and knowledgeable, at least when it comes to the river. After tying up the boat, we left our belongings at his nearby house and set out for the hotel with our bags. The hotel didn’t look very promising when we found it, as Bossburg was that saddest of living things, an almost-extinct boomtown; but the very kind older couple who ran the place and catered to the occasional traveler bustled around and prepared us a fantastic meal—fried chicken and biscuits as light as the whipped cream we had on the candied peaches—and our beds were clean and comfortable.

As we were now but a few miles above Kettle Falls, the most complete obstruction in the whole length of the Columbia, I took the occasion to telephone ahead for a truck with which to make the very considerable portage. There would be two or three miles at the falls in any case, Captain Armstrong said, and he was also inclined to think it would be advisable to extend the portage to the foot of Grand Rapids, and thus save a day’s hard lining. It was arranged that the truck should meet us at the ruins of the old Hudson Bay post, on the east bank some distance above the upper fall.

As we were only a few miles above Kettle Falls, the biggest blockage on the entire Columbia River, I decided to call ahead for a truck to handle the significant portage. Captain Armstrong mentioned there would be two or three miles at the falls anyway, and he also thought it would be a good idea to extend the portage to the bottom of Grand Rapids, saving us a day of tough navigation. We arranged for the truck to meet us at the remains of the old Hudson Bay post, on the east bank a bit upstream from the upper falls.

We pushed off from Bossburg at eight o’clock on the morning of October twenty-third. The water was slack for several hundred yards, which was found to be due to a reef extending all of the way across the river and forming the rapid which we had heard growling in the dark. This was called “Six Mile,” and while it would have been an uncomfortable place to tangle up with in the night, it was simple running with the light of day. “Five Mile,” a bit farther down, was studded with big black rocks, but none of them hard to avoid. As we were running rather ahead of the time of our rendezvous with the truck, we stretched our legs the length and back of the main street of Marcus, a growing little town which is the junction point for the Boundary Branch of the Great[Pg 217] Northern. We passed the mouth of the Kettle River shortly after running under the railway bridge, and a pull across a big eddy carried us to the lake-like stretch of water backed up by the rocky obstructions responsible for Kettle Falls. The roar of the latter filled the air as we headed into a shallow, mud-bottomed lagoon widening riverward from the mouth of a small creek and beached the skiff under a yellowing fringe of willows. The site of the historic post was in an extremely aged apple orchard immediately above. It was one of those “inevitable” spots, where the voyageurs of all time passing up or down the river must have begun or ended their portages. I was trying to conjure up pictures of a few of these in my mind, when the chug-chugging of an engine somewhere among the pines of the distant hillside recalled me to a realization of the fact that it was time to get ready for my own portage. Before we had our stuff out of the boat the truck had come to a throbbing standstill beyond the fringe of the willows. It promised to be an easier portage than some of our predecessors had had, in any event.

We launched from Bossburg at eight in the morning on October 23rd. The water was calm for several hundred yards, which turned out to be because of a reef stretching all the way across the river and creating the rapid we had heard rumbling in the dark. This was known as “Six Mile,” and while it would have been a tricky spot to navigate at night, it was straightforward during the day. “Five Mile,” a bit further down, was dotted with big black rocks, but none were difficult to steer around. Since we were ahead of schedule for our meetup with the truck, we took a stroll along the main street of Marcus, a small town that’s growing and serves as the junction for the Boundary Branch of the Great[Pg 217] Northern. We passed the mouth of the Kettle River shortly after going under the railway bridge, and a pull across a big eddy brought us to the lake-like stretch of water backed up by the rocky barriers causing Kettle Falls. The sound of the falls filled the air as we moved into a shallow, muddy lagoon that widened riverward from the mouth of a small creek and beached the skiff under a yellowing line of willows. The historic post was located in a very old apple orchard just above. It was one of those “inevitable” spots where the voyageurs of all time must have started or ended their portages while traveling up or down the river. I was trying to picture a few of these scenes in my mind when the sound of an engine chugging somewhere among the pines on the distant hillside reminded me that it was time to prepare for my own portage. Before we could unload the boat, the truck had come to a steady stop just beyond the willows. It looked like it would be an easier portage than some that others had experienced, at least.

To maintain his “continuity,” Roos filmed the skiff being taken out of the water and loaded upon the truck, the truck passing down the main street of the town of Kettle Falls, and a final launching in the river seven miles below. Half way into town we passed an old Indian mission that must have been about contemporaneous with Hudson Bay operations. Although no nails had been used in its construction, the ancient building, with its high-pitched roof, still survived in a comparatively good state of preserva[Pg 218]tion. The town is some little distance below the Falls, and quite out of sight of the river, which flows here between very high banks. We stopped at the hotel for lunch before completing the portage.

To keep his “continuity,” Roos filmed the skiff being taken out of the water and loaded onto the truck, which then drove down the main street of Kettle Falls, ending with a final launch into the river seven miles downstream. Halfway into town, we passed an old Indian mission that likely dated back to the Hudson Bay operations. Even though it was built without nails, the ancient structure, with its steep roof, still remained in relatively good condition. The town is located some distance below the Falls and is completely out of sight of the river, which flows here between very steep banks. We stopped at the hotel for lunch before finishing the portage. [Pg 218]

After talking the situation over with Captain Armstrong, I decided to fall in with his suggestion to pass Grand Rapids as well as Kettle Falls in the portage. There were only about five miles of boatable water between the foot of the latter and the head of the former, and then an arduous three-quarters of a mile of lining that would have entailed the loss of another day. There is a drop of twelve feet in about twelve hundred yards in Grand Rapids, with nothing approaching a clear channel among the huge black basaltic rocks that have been scattered about through them as from a big pepper shaker. As far as I could learn, there is no record of any kind of a man-propelled craft of whatever size ever having run through and survived, but a small stern-wheeler, the Shoshone, was run down several years ago at high water. She reached the foot a good deal of a hulk, but still right side up. This is rated as one of the maddest things ever done with a steamer on the Columbia, and the fact that it did not end in complete disaster is reckoned by old river men as having been due in about equal parts to the inflexible nerve of her skipper and the intervention of the special providence that makes a point of watching over mortals who do things like that. I met Captain McDermid a fortnight later in Potaris. He told me then, what I hadn’t heard before, that he took his wife and children with him. “Nellie thought a lot of both me and the little old[Pg 219] Shoshone,” he said with a wistful smile, “and she reckoned that, if we went, she wouldn’t exactly like to be left here alone. And so—I never could refuse Nellie anything—I took her along. And now she and the Shoshone are both gone.” He was a wonderful chap—McDermid. All old Columbia River skippers are. They wouldn’t have survived if they hadn’t been.

After discussing the situation with Captain Armstrong, I decided to go along with his suggestion to pass both Grand Rapids and Kettle Falls during the portage. There were only about five miles of navigable water between the end of the latter and the start of the former, followed by a tough three-quarters of a mile of lining that would cost us another day. Grand Rapids has a drop of twelve feet over about twelve hundred yards, with no clear channel among the massive black basalt rocks scattered throughout like they were shaken from a giant pepper shaker. From what I could find out, there's no record of any human-powered craft of any size ever making it through and coming out unscathed, but a small stern-wheeler, the Shoshone, was taken down several years ago during high water. She came out at the bottom pretty battered, but still upright. This is considered one of the craziest things ever attempted with a steamer on the Columbia, and the fact that it didn't end in total disaster is believed by old river hands to be due in equal parts to the unwavering courage of her captain and the special providence that looks out for people who take such risks. I ran into Captain McDermid two weeks later in Potaris. He told me then, something I hadn't heard before, that he brought his wife and kids with him. "Nellie cared a lot about both me and the little old Shoshone,” he said with a nostalgic smile, “and she thought that if we went, she wouldn’t really want to be left here alone. So—I could never say no to Nellie—I took her along. And now she and the Shoshone are both gone.” He was a great guy—McDermid. All old Columbia River skippers are. They wouldn't have made it through if they weren't.

There was a low bench on the left bank, about a mile below the foot of Grand Rapids, which could be reached by a rough road, and from which the boat could be slid down over the rocks to the river. Running to this point with the truck, we left our heavier outfit at a road camp and dropped the boat at the water’s edge, ready for launching the following morning. Returning to the town, we were driven up to the Falls by Dr. Baldwin, a prominent member of this live and attractive little community, where Roos made a number of shots. The upper or main fall has a vertical drop of fifteen feet at low water, while the lower fall is really a rough tumbling cascade with a drop of ten feet in a quarter of a mile. The river is divided at the head of the Falls by an arrow-shaped rock island, the main channel being the one to the right. The left-hand channel loops in a broad “V” around the island and, running between precipitous walls, accomplishes in a beautiful rapid the same drop that the main channel does by the upper fall. A rocky peninsula, extending squarely across the course of the left-hand channel, forces the rolling current of the latter practically to turn a somersault before accepting the dictum that it must double back[Pg 220] northward for five or six hundred feet before uniting with the main river. It was the savage swirling of water in that rock-walled elbow where the “somersault” takes place that prompted the imaginative French-Canadian voyageurs to apply the appropriately descriptive name of Chaudière to the boiling maelstrom.

There was a low bench on the left bank, about a mile downstream from Grand Rapids, which could be accessed by a rough road, and from which the boat could be slid down over the rocks to the river. We ran to this spot with the truck, left our heavier gear at a roadside camp, and set the boat at the water’s edge, ready for launching the next morning. After returning to town, Dr. Baldwin, a notable member of this lively and charming little community, drove us up to the Falls, where Roos took several shots. The upper or main fall has a vertical drop of fifteen feet during low water, while the lower fall is actually a rough tumbling cascade with a drop of ten feet over a quarter of a mile. The river splits at the head of the Falls by an arrow-shaped rock island, with the main channel to the right. The left channel loops in a broad “V” around the island and, running between steep walls, achieves in a beautiful rapid the same drop that the main channel does via the upper fall. A rocky peninsula extends straight across the left channel, forcing the rolling current to practically turn a somersault before it follows the course that leads it back north for five or six hundred feet before joining the main river. It was the fierce swirling of water in that rock-walled bend where the “somersault” occurs that inspired the imaginative French-Canadian voyageurs to give the aptly descriptive name of Chaudière to the boiling maelstrom.[Pg 220]

Up to the present the development of the enormous power running to waste over Kettle Falls has gone little further than the dreams of the brave community of optimists who have been attracted there in the belief that a material asset of such incalculable value cannot always be ignored in a growing country like our own. And they are right, of course, but a few years ahead of time. It is only the children and grandchildren of the living pioneers of the Columbia who will see more than the beginning of its untold millions of horse-power broken to harness. And in the meantime the optimists of Kettle Falls are turning their attention to agriculture and horticulture. Never have I seen finer apple orchards than those through which we drove on the way to resume our down-river voyage.

Up to now, the potential of the vast power flowing over Kettle Falls has hardly progressed beyond the hopes of the brave community of optimists drawn there by the belief that such an invaluable resource can't be overlooked in a growing country like ours. And they’re correct, of course, just a bit ahead of their time. It will be the children and grandchildren of the current pioneers of the Columbia who will witness more than just the start of harnessing its untold millions of horsepower. In the meantime, the optimists of Kettle Falls are focusing on farming and gardening. I've never seen better apple orchards than those we passed on our way to continue our trip downriver.

The point from which we pushed off at ten o’clock on the morning of October twenty-fourth must have been only a little below that at which Lieutenant Symons launched the batteau for his historic voyage to the mouth of the Snake in 1881. Forty years have gone by since that memorable undertaking, yet Symons’ report is to-day not only the most accurate description of an upper Columbia voyage that has ever been written, but also the most readable. During[Pg 221] the time I was running the three hundred and fifty miles of river surveyed by Lieutenant Symons, I found his admirable report only less fascinating on the human side than it was of material assistance on the practical.

The spot we set off from at ten o’clock on the morning of October twenty-fourth must have been just a little below where Lieutenant Symons launched the batteau for his famous journey to the mouth of the Snake in 1881. Forty years have passed since that memorable expedition, yet Symons’ report is still not only the most accurate description of an upper Columbia voyage ever written, but also the most enjoyable to read. While I was navigating the three hundred and fifty miles of river surveyed by Lieutenant Symons, I found his excellent report to be almost as fascinating on the human side as it was helpful in practical matters.[Pg 221]

Of his preparations for the voyage Lieutenant Symons writes:

Of his preparations for the trip, Lieutenant Symons writes:

“I was fortunate enough to procure from John Rickey, a settler and trader, who lives at the Grand Rapids, a strongly built batteau, and had his assistance in selecting a crew of Indians for the journey. The batteau was about thirty feet long, four feet wide at the gunwales, and two feet deep, and is as small a boat as the voyage should ever be attempted in, if it is contemplated to go through all the rapids. My first lookout had been to secure the services of ‘Old Pierre Agare’ as steersman, and I had to carry on negotiations with him for several days before he finally consented to go. Old Pierre is the only one of the old Hudson Bay voyageurs now left who knows the river thoroughly at all stages of water, from Colville to its mouth.... The old man is seventy years of age, and hale and hearty, although his eyesight is somewhat defective.... The other Indians engaged were Pen-waw, Big Pierre, Little Pierre, and Joseph. They had never made the trip all the way down the river, and their minds were full of the dangers and terrors of the great rapids below, and it was a long time before we could prevail upon them to go, by promising them a high price and stipulating for their return by rail and stage. Old Pierre and John Rickey laboured and talked with them long and faithfully, to gain their consent, and I am sure that they started off with as many misgivings about getting safely through as we did who had to trust our lives to their skill, confidence and obedience.”

“I was fortunate to get a sturdy batteau from John Rickey, a settler and trader living at Grand Rapids, who also helped me pick a crew of Native Americans for the journey. The batteau was about thirty feet long, four feet wide at the gunwales, and two feet deep. It was the smallest boat we could use to navigate all the rapids. My top priority was to secure ‘Old Pierre Agare’ as the steersman, and it took several days of negotiation before he finally agreed to come along. Old Pierre is the last remaining member of the old Hudson Bay voyageurs who knows the river well at every water level, from Colville to its mouth. The old man is seventy years old and in good health, although his eyesight isn’t great. The other Native Americans we hired were Pen-waw, Big Pierre, Little Pierre, and Joseph. They had never traveled the entire river before and were filled with fear about the dangers of the big rapids ahead. It took some time to convince them to join us by promising good payment and arranging for their return by train and stagecoach. Old Pierre and John Rickey worked hard and talked to them for a long time to gain their approval, and I’m sure they left with just as many doubts about making it through safely as we did, relying on their skills, confidence, and teamwork.”

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Lieutenant Symons does not state whether any confusion ever arose as a consequence of the fact that three of his five Indians bore the inevitable French-Canadian name of “Pierre.” Of the method of work followed by himself and his topographical assistant, Downing, throughout the voyage, he writes:

Lieutenant Symons doesn't mention if there was ever any confusion due to the fact that three of his five Indigenous crew members had the common French-Canadian name "Pierre." Regarding the work method used by him and his topographical assistant, Downing, during the journey, he writes:

“Mr. Downing and myself worked independently in getting as thorough knowledge of the river as possible, he taking the courses with a prismatic compass, and estimating distances by the eye, and sketching in the topographical features of the surrounding country, while I estimated also the distances to marked points, and paid particular attention to the bed of the river, sounding wherever there were any indications of shallowness. Each evening we compared notes as to distances, and we found them to come out very well together, the greatest difference being six and three-fourths miles in a day’s run of sixty-four miles. Some days they were identical. The total distance from our starting point ... to the mouth of the Snake River was estimated by Mr. Downing to be three hundred and sixty-three miles, and by myself to be three hundred and fifty. His distances were obtained by estimating how far it was to some marked point ahead, and correcting it when the point was reached; mine by the time required to pass over the distances, in which the elements considered were the swiftness of the current and the labour of the oarsmen.”

“Mr. Downing and I worked separately to gain as thorough an understanding of the river as we could. He used a prismatic compass to chart the course, estimated distances by sight, and sketched the topographical features around us, while I also measured distances to marked points and focused on the riverbed, checking for shallow areas wherever I suspected them. Each evening, we compared our notes on the distances, and they matched up quite well, with the largest difference being six and three-quarters miles over a daily distance of sixty-four miles. Some days, our measurements were exactly the same. Mr. Downing estimated the total distance from our starting point to the mouth of the Snake River to be three hundred and sixty-three miles, while I estimated it to be three hundred and fifty. He figured his distances by estimating how far it was to a marked point ahead and then adjusting it when he got there; I based mine on the time taken to travel those distances, factoring in the speed of the current and the effort of the rowers.”

I may state that it was only rarely that we found the distances arrived at by Lieutenant Symons and Mr. Downing to be greatly at variance with those established by later surveys. In the matter of bars, rapids, currents, channels and similar things, there appeared to have been astonishingly little change in[Pg 223] the four decades that had elapsed since he had made his observations. Where he advised, for instance, taking the right-hand in preference to the middle or left-hand channels, it was not often that we went far wrong in heeding the direction. Bars of gravel, of course, shift from season to season, but reefs and projections of the native rock are rarely altered by more than a negligible erosion. The prominent topographical features—cliffs, headlands, coulees, mountains—are immutable, and for mile after mile, bend after bend, we picked them up just as Symons reported them.

I can say that we rarely found the distances measured by Lieutenant Symons and Mr. Downing to be very different from those identified by later surveys. When it came to bars, rapids, currents, channels, and similar features, there seemed to be surprisingly little change in[Pg 223] the four decades since he made his observations. For example, when he recommended taking the right channel instead of the middle or left ones, we generally didn’t go wrong by following his advice. Gravel bars do shift from season to season, but reefs and projections of the native rock rarely change due to more than minor erosion. The major topographical features—cliffs, headlands, coulees, mountains—are constant, and for mile after mile, bend after bend, we recognized them just as Symons described.

The river is broad and slow for a few miles below Grand Rapids (they are called Rickey’s Rapids locally), with steep-sided benches rising on either hand, and the green of apple orchards showing in bright fringes along their brinks. There had been the usual warnings in Kettle Falls of a bad rapid to be encountered “somewhere below,” but the data available on this part of the river made us practically certain that nothing worse than minor riffles existed until the swift run of Spokane Rapids was reached. Seven miles below Grand Rapids several islands of black basalt contracted the river considerably, but any one of two or three channels offered an easy way through them. The highest of them had a driftwood crown that was not less than fifty feet above the present stage of the river, showing graphically the great rise and fall at this point.

The river is wide and slow for a few miles below Grand Rapids (locally known as Rickey’s Rapids), with steep banks rising on both sides, and the green of apple orchards creating bright edges along their tops. There had been the usual warnings in Kettle Falls about a bad rapid to expect “somewhere below,” but the information we had about this part of the river made us pretty sure that nothing worse than minor riffles existed until we reached the fast-moving Spokane Rapids. Seven miles below Grand Rapids, several islands of black basalt narrowed the river significantly, but any of two or three channels provided an easy passage through them. The highest island had a crown of driftwood that was at least fifty feet above the current level of the river, clearly showing the significant rise and fall at this spot.

At the shallow San Poil bar we saw some Indians from the Colville Reservation fishing for salmon—the crooked-nosed “dogs” of the final run. If they[Pg 224] were of the tribe from which the bar must have been named, civilization had brought them its blessing in the form of hair-restorer. They were as hirsute a lot of ruffians as one could expect to find out of Bolshevia—and as dirty.

At the shallow San Poil bar, we saw some people from the Colville Reservation fishing for salmon—the crooked-nosed “dogs” of the last run. If they were from the tribe that the bar was probably named after, civilization had blessed them with hair-restorer. They were as hairy a group of ruffians as one could expect to find outside of Bolshevia—and just as dirty.

Turtle Rapid was the worst looking place we found during the day, but the menace was more apparent than real. The riffle took its name from a number of turtle-backed outcroppings of bedrock pushing up all the way across the river. The current was swift and deep, making it just the sort of place one would have expected to encounter bad swirls. These were, indeed, making a good deal of a stir at the foot of several of the narrow side runs, but by the broader middle channel which we followed the going was comparatively smooth. We finished an easy day by tying up at four o’clock where the road to the Colville Reservation comes down to the boulder-bordered bank at Hunter’s Ferry.

Turtle Rapid was the ugliest spot we found during the day, but the threat was more obvious than real. The riffle got its name from several turtle-shaped rock formations sticking up all the way across the river. The current was fast and deep, making it exactly the kind of place where you’d expect to see dangerous whirlpools. There were indeed some strong currents causing quite a stir at the foot of a few narrow side channels, but in the wider middle channel we followed, things were relatively smooth. We wrapped up an easy day by tying up at four o’clock where the road to the Colville Reservation meets the boulder-lined bank at Hunter’s Ferry.

Columbia River ferry-men are always kindly and hospitable, and this one invited us to sleep on his hay and cook our meals in his kitchen. He was an amiable “cracker” from Kentucky, with a delectable drawl, a tired-looking wife and a houseful of children. Ferry-men’s wives always have many children. This one was still pretty, though, and her droop—for a few years yet—would be rather appealing than otherwise. I couldn’t be quite sure—from a remark she made—whether she had a sense of humor, or whether she had not. Seeing her sitting by the kitchen stove with a baby crooked into her left arm, a two-year-old on her lap, and a three-year-old riding her[Pg 225] foot, the while she was trying to fry eggs, bake biscuit and boil potatoes, I observed, by way of bringing a brighter atmosphere with my presence, that it was a pity that the human race hadn’t been crossed with octopi, so that young mothers would have enough arms to do their work with. She nodded approvingly at first, brightening visibly at the emancipative vision conjured up in her tired brain, but after five minutes of serious cogitation relapsed into gloom. “I reckon it wouldn’t be any use, mistah,” she said finally; “them octupusses would only give the young ’uns mo’ ahms to find troubl’ with.” Now did she have a sense of humour, or did she not?

Columbia River ferry operators are always friendly and welcoming, and this one invited us to sleep on his hay and cook our meals in his kitchen. He was a nice guy from Kentucky, with a charming drawl, a weary-looking wife, and a house full of kids. Ferry operators' wives tend to have a lot of children. This one was still attractive, though, and her weariness—at least for a few more years—was somewhat endearing. I couldn’t quite tell—from something she said—whether she had a sense of humor or not. When I saw her sitting by the kitchen stove with a baby cradled in her left arm, a two-year-old on her lap, and a three-year-old riding her foot while she tried to fry eggs, bake biscuits, and boil potatoes, I thought I’d lighten the mood with my presence by saying it was a shame humanity hadn’t mixed with octopuses, so young mothers would have enough arms to manage their work. At first, she nodded in agreement, visibly brightening at the liberating idea that sparked in her tired mind, but after five minutes of deep thinking, she fell back into a gloomy expression. “I guess it wouldn’t help, mister,” she finally said; “those octopuses would just give the kids more arms to get into trouble with.” Now, did she have a sense of humor, or didn’t she?

We had a distinctly bad night of it hitting the hay. The mow was built with a horseshoe-shaped manger running round three sides of it, into which the hay was supposed to descend by gravity as the cows devoured what was below. As a labour-saving device it had a good deal to recommend it, but as a place to sleep—well, it might not have been so bad if each of the dozen cows had not been belled, and if the weight of our tired bodies on the hay had not kept pressing it into the manger all night, and so made a continuous performance of feeding and that bovine bell-chorus. I dozed off for a spell along toward morning, awakening from a Chinese-gong nightmare to find my bed tilted down at an angle of forty-five degrees and a rough tongue lapping my face. With most of my mattress eaten up, I was all but in the manger myself. Turning out at daybreak, we pushed off at an early hour.

We had a really rough night trying to sleep. The hay loft had a horseshoe-shaped feeder around three sides, designed for the hay to fall into as the cows ate what was underneath. As a way to save labor, it had its perks, but as a sleeping spot—it might not have been too bad if all twelve cows hadn't been wearing bells, and if our tired bodies hadn't pressed the hay down into the feeder all night, which turned into a constant feeding session along with that cowbell symphony. I dozed off for a bit towards morning, only to wake up from a nightmare that felt like a Chinese gong to find my bed tilted at a forty-five-degree angle and a rough tongue licking my face. With most of my mattress chewed up, I was practically in the feeder myself. We got up at dawn and left early.

A run of nine miles, made in about an hour, took[Pg 226] us to Gerome, where another ferry crossed to the west or Colville Reservation bank. A couple of swift, shallow rapids above and below Roger’s Bar was the only rough water encountered. We were looking for a point from which Spokane could be reached by car, as Captain Armstrong, who had originally planned to go with us only to Kettle Falls, was now quite at the end of the time he was free to remain away from Nelson and business. There were two reasons for our making a temporary halt at Gerome Ferry. One was the fact that Spokane could be reached as readily from there as from any point lower down, and the other was Ike Emerson. I shall have so much to say of Ike a bit further along that I shall no more than introduce him for the moment.

A nine-mile run, taking about an hour, got us to Gerome, where another ferry crossed to the west or Colville Reservation bank. A couple of fast, shallow rapids above and below Roger’s Bar were the only rough waters we encountered. We were looking for a spot from which Spokane could be reached by car, as Captain Armstrong, who had originally planned to go with us only to Kettle Falls, was now almost out of time to be away from Nelson and his business. There were two reasons for our temporary stop at Gerome Ferry. One was that Spokane could be reached just as easily from there as from any point further down, and the other was Ike Emerson. I have so much to say about Ike a bit later, so I’ll just introduce him for now.

As much of the worst water on the American course of the Columbia occurs in the two hundred and thirty miles between the head of Spokane Rapids and the foot of Priest Rapids,[2] I was considerably concerned about finding a good river man to take Captain Armstrong’s place and help me with the boat. Roos made no pretensions to river usefulness, and I was reluctant to go into some of the rapids that I knew were ahead of us without a dependable man to handle the steering paddle and to help with lining. Men of this kind were scarce, it appeared—even more so than on the Big Bend, in Canada, where there was a certain amount of logging and trapping going on. Two or three ferry-men had shaken their heads when I [Pg 227]brought the matter up. There was nothing they would like better if they were free, they said, but, as ferries couldn’t be expected to run by themselves, that was out of the question on such short notice.

As most of the worst water on the American section of the Columbia River is found in the 230 miles between the head of Spokane Rapids and the foot of Priest Rapids,[2] I was pretty worried about finding a skilled river navigator to replace Captain Armstrong and assist me with the boat. Roos had no real river experience, and I was hesitant to tackle some of the rapids I knew were coming up without a reliable person to manage the steering paddle and help with lining. It seemed that men like that were hard to come by, even more so than in the Big Bend, Canada, where there was some logging and trapping happening. Two or three ferry operators had shaken their heads when I mentioned it. They said there was nothing they’d prefer more if they were available, but since ferries can't operate on their own, that just wasn’t feasible on such short notice.

[2] Not be confused with the rapids of the same name we had run on the Big Bend in Canada.

[2] Not to be confused with the rapids of the same name that we navigated on the Big Bend in Canada.

L. R. F.

L. R. F.

It was that genial “cracker” at Hunter’s Ferry who was the first to mention Ike Emerson. Ike would be just my man, he said, with that unmistakable grin that a man grins when the person he speaks of is some kind of a “character.” Or, leastways, Ike would be just my man—if I could find him. “And where shall I be likely to find him?” I asked. He wasn’t quite sure about that, but probably “daun rivah sumwhah.” There was no telling about Ike, it appeared. Once he had been seen to sink when his raft had gone to pieces in Hell Gate, and he had been mourned as dead for a fortnight. At the end of that time he had turned up in Kettle Falls, but quite unable—or else unwilling—to tell why the river had carried him eighty-five miles up stream instead of down to the Pacific. A keg of moonshine which had been Ike’s fellow passenger on the ill-fated raft may have had something to do both with the wreck and that long up-stream swim after the wreck. At any rate, it had never been explained. However, Gerome was Ike’s headquarters—if any place might be called that for a man who lived on or in the river most of the time—and that would be the place to inquire for him.

It was that friendly “cracker” at Hunter’s Ferry who was the first to mention Ike Emerson. “Ike would be just the guy for you,” he said, with that unmistakable grin someone wears when talking about a “character.” Or, at least, Ike would be just the guy—if I could find him. “And where am I likely to find him?” I asked. He wasn’t really sure, but probably “down river somewhere.” There was no telling about Ike, it seemed. He had been seen to sink when his raft fell apart in Hell Gate and had been mourned as dead for two weeks. After that time, he showed up in Kettle Falls, but he was either unable or unwilling to explain why the river had carried him eighty-five miles up stream instead of down to the Pacific. A keg of moonshine that had been traveling with Ike on the doomed raft might have had something to do with both the crash and that long swim upstream after the wreck. At any rate, it had never been clarified. However, Gerome was Ike’s headquarters—if you could call any place that for a guy who lived on or in the river most of the time—and that would be the place to ask about him.

When I asked the ferry-man at Gerome if Ike Emerson had been seen thereabouts recently, he grinned the same sort of grin his colleague at Hunter’s had grinned when the same subject was under discussion. Yes, he had seen Ike only the night be[Pg 228]fore. He was a real old river rat; just the man I wanted—if I could find him. He was as hard as a flea to put your hand on when you did want him, though. Well, it took us four hours to run our man down, but luck was with us in the end. Every lumber-jack, farmer and Indian that we asked about Ike, grinned that same grin, dropped whatever he was doing and joined in the search. There were a score of us when the “View Halloo” was finally sounded, and we looked more like a lynching party on vengeance bent than anything else I can think of. Ike, who was digging potatoes (of all the things in the world for a river rat to be doing), glowered suspiciously as we debouched from a coulee and streamed down toward him, but his brow cleared instantly when I hastily told him what we had come for.

When I asked the ferry worker at Gerome if he had seen Ike Emerson around lately, he gave me the same grin his coworker at Hunter's had when we discussed the same topic. Yes, he had seen Ike just the night before. He was a true old river rat; exactly the guy I needed—if I could find him. He was as tricky to catch as a flea when you actually did want him, though. It took us four hours to track him down, but we got lucky in the end. Every lumberjack, farmer, and Indian we asked about Ike just grinned that same grin, dropped whatever they were doing, and joined the search. By the time we called out "View Halloo," there were a bunch of us, looking more like a revenge-driven lynch mob than anything else I can think of. Ike, who was digging potatoes (of all things for a river rat to be doing), frowned suspiciously as we emerged from a coulee and headed toward him, but his expression cleared right away when I quickly explained what we were after.

You bet, he would go with us. But, wait a moment! Why should we not go with him? He was overdue with a raft of logs and cordwood he had contracted to take down below Hell Gate, and was just about to get to work building it. We could just throw our boat aboard, and off we would go together. If he could get enough help, he could have the raft ready in two or three days, and, once started, it would not be a lot slower than the skiff, especially if we took a fast motor-boat he knew of for towing purposes and to “put her into the rapids right.” It would make a lot more of a show for the movies, and he had always dreamed of having himself filmed on a big raft running Hell Gate and Box Canyon. Just let us leave it to him, and he would turn out something that would be the real thing.[Pg 229]

You bet, he would go with us. But hold on a second! Why shouldn't we go with him? He was late with a load of logs and firewood he was supposed to take down below Hell Gate, and was just about to start building it. We could easily throw our boat on board, and off we’d all go together. If he could get enough help, he could have the raft ready in two or three days, and once we got going, it wouldn't be much slower than the skiff, especially if we used a fast motorboat he knew about for towing and to “get her into the rapids right.” It would look a lot better for the movies, and he had always wanted to be filmed on a big raft running through Hell Gate and Box Canyon. Just leave it to him, and he would create something that would be the real deal.[Pg 229]

All of this sounded distinctly good to me, but I turned to Roos and Captain Armstrong for confirmation before venturing a decision. Roos said it would be “the cat’s ears” (late slang meaning au fait, or something like that, in English); that a raft would photograph like a million dollars. Armstrong’s face was beaming. “It will be the chance of a lifetime,” he said warmly. “Go by all means. I’m only sorry I can’t be with you.” So we gave Ike carte blanche and told him to go ahead; we would arrange the financial end when he knew more about what he would be spending. I was glad of the wait for one reason; it would give us a chance to speed the Captain on his way as far as Spokane.

All of this sounded really good to me, but I turned to Roos and Captain Armstrong for confirmation before making a decision. Roos said it would be “the cat’s ears” (old slang meaning au fait, or something like that, in English); that a raft would look amazing in photos. Armstrong’s face was glowing. “This will be the chance of a lifetime,” he said warmly. “Go for it. I just wish I could join you.” So we gave Ike carte blanche and told him to proceed; we would handle the financial side once he had a better idea of what he would be spending. I was glad for the wait for one reason; it would give us a chance to send the Captain on his way as far as Spokane.

Running over a Spokane paper in the post office and general store at Gerome, the program of the Chamber of Commerce luncheon for the morrow, October the twenty-sixth, recalled to me that I had a conditional engagement to perform at that function. Major Laird, the Publicity Secretary of the Chamber, had phoned me before we left Nelson, asking if I would run up to Spokane from some convenient point on the river and give them a bit of a yarn about our voyage at the next Tuesday luncheon. I had replied that, as it was quite out of the question keeping to any definite schedule in river travel, I could give him no positive assurance of turning up in time, but suggested that if he would sign up some one else for pièce de résistance, he could be free to use me for soup or nuts in the event I put in an appearance. As it now appeared that we had arrived within a few hours of Spokane, I phoned Major Laird, and he[Pg 230] said he would start a car off at once to take us there.

Running across a Spokane paper in the post office and general store at Gerome, the schedule for the Chamber of Commerce luncheon tomorrow, October twenty-sixth, reminded me that I had a tentative commitment to speak at that event. Major Laird, the Publicity Secretary of the Chamber, had called me before we left Nelson, asking if I could come to Spokane from a convenient spot on the river and share a story about our journey at the Tuesday luncheon. I had responded that since it was nearly impossible to stick to any set timetable when traveling by river, I couldn't guarantee I'd make it on time, but I suggested that if he could line up someone else for the main attraction, he could still use me for appetizers if I happened to show up. Since it now seemed that we were just a few hours away from Spokane, I called Major Laird, and he said he would send a car right away to take us there.

We spent the afternoon helping Roos patch up the continuity of his “farmer” picture. Although Captain Armstrong had appeared in all the scenes shot since we started with the skiff, he had never made his official entry into the picture. Properly, this should have been done in one of the introductory scenes shot at the source of the river, near Lake Windermere. It will be remembered that, when I leaned on my hay-fork and gazed pensively off toward the river, I was supposed to see a prospector tinkering with his boat. I had walked out of two scenes on my way to join that prospector: the first time to ask if he would take me with him, and the second time, with a blanket-roll on my shoulder (the improvised one with the two “nicht-goons” and other foreign knick-knacks in it), to jump into the boat and push off. Obviously, as we had neither prospector nor boat at the time, these shots could not be made until later. Now, with the “prospector” about to leave us, it was imperative to continuity that we should get him into the picture before we could go ahead getting him out of it.

We spent the afternoon helping Roos fix the continuity of his “farmer” picture. Even though Captain Armstrong had been in all the scenes shot since we started with the skiff, he had never officially entered the picture. Ideally, this should have been done in one of the opening scenes filmed at the river's source, near Lake Windermere. It’s worth noting that when I leaned on my hay fork and stared thoughtfully at the river, I was supposed to see a prospector working on his boat. I had walked out of two scenes to join that prospector: the first time to ask if he would take me with him, and the second time, with a blanket roll on my shoulder (the improvised one with the two “nicht-goons” and other random stuff in it), to jump into the boat and push off. Clearly, since we didn't have either the prospector or the boat at that time, these shots couldn’t be made until later. Now, with the “prospector” about to leave us, it was essential for continuity that we include him in the picture before we could proceed with getting him out of it.

“Location” was our first care, and in this fortune favoured us. The mouth of a small creek flowing in just below Gerome furnished a “source of the Columbia” background that would have defied an expert to tell from an original. In fact, it looked more like the popular idea of a “source” than did the real one; and that is an important point with the movies. Here we made the “tinkering” and the “first push-off” shots. Of course, I had a different blanket-roll on my shoul[Pg 231]der this time, but I took great care to make it as close an imitation as possible of the one I had so hastily flung together out of “Jock’s” bedding. A close imitation externally, I mean—there were no “frou-frous” in it.

“Location” was our top priority, and luck was on our side. The mouth of a small creek flowing just below Gerome provided a “source of the Columbia” backdrop that would baffle an expert trying to distinguish it from the original. In fact, it resembled the common perception of a “source” more than the actual one; and that’s crucial for the movies. Here we filmed the “tinkering” and the “first push-off” scenes. Naturally, I had a different blanket-roll on my shoulder this time, but I made sure to replicate the one I had quickly put together from “Jock’s” bedding as closely as possible. I’m referring to an external imitation—there were no “frou-frous” in it.

Now that we had the “prospector” properly into the picture, we were ready for the “farewell” shot—the getting him out of it. For this the Captain and I were “picked up” on a picturesque rocky point, regarding with interest something far off down-river. Presently he registers “dawning comprehension,” and tells me in fluent French-Canadian pantomime that it is a raft—a whale of a big one. That will offer a way for me to continue my voyage now that he has to leave me. Then we go down to the boat, which he presents to me with a comprehensive “it-is-all-yours” gesture, before shouldering his sack of ore (one of our bags of canned stuff answered very well for this) and climbing off up the bank toward the “smelter.” (We had intended to make a real smelter scene at Trail or Northport, but the light was poor at both places.) Finally I pushed off alone, pulling down and across the current to throw in my fortunes with the “raft.” That left the thread of “continuity” dangling free, to be spliced up as soon as Ike had the raft completed. That worthy was losing no time. All afternoon we heard the rumble of logs rolling over boulders, and every now and then a fan-shaped splash of spray would flash up with a spangle of iridescence in the light of the declining sun.

Now that we had the “prospector” properly in the scene, we were ready for the “farewell” shot—getting him out of it. For this, the Captain and I were positioned on a picturesque rocky point, watching intently at something far down the river. Soon, he shows “dawning comprehension” and tells me with expressive French-Canadian pantomime that it's a raft—a really big one. That will give me a way to continue my journey now that he has to leave me. Then we go down to the boat, which he presents to me with a comprehensive “it’s all yours” gesture, before shouldering his sack of ore (one of our bags of canned goods worked perfectly for this) and climbing up the bank toward the “smelter.” (We had planned to film a real smelter scene at Trail or Northport, but the lighting was poor at both locations.) Finally, I pushed off alone, rowing down and across the current to link my fortunes with the “raft.” That left the thread of “continuity” dangling free, ready to be connected as soon as Ike finished the raft. That guy was wasting no time. All afternoon we heard the rumble of logs rolling over boulders, and every now and then a fan-shaped splash of spray would burst up, sparkling with iridescence in the light of the setting sun.

The car arrived for us at seven-thirty that evening. It was driven by Commissioner Howard, of the Spo[Pg 232]kane County Board, who had courteously volunteered to come for us when it appeared there would be some delay in getting a hired car off for the hundred and sixty-mile round trip. He was accompanied by his son, a high-school youngster. As they had eaten lunch on the way, they announced themselves ready to start on the return trip at once. The road turned out to be a rough mountain track, and rather muddy. Ten miles out from Gerome a suspicious clicking set in somewhere under the rear seat, and at twenty miles the differential had gone. Mr. Howard finally induced an empty truck to take us in tow, and behind that lumbering vehicle we did the last sixty miles. The tow-chain parted on an average of once a mile while we were still in the mountains, but did better as the roads improved. The temperature fell as the altitude increased, and it must have been well under twenty before daylight—and a mean, marrow-searching cold at that. Mr. Howard, refusing every offer of relief, stuck it out at the wheel all the way in—a remarkable example of nerve and endurance, considering that he had only recently come out of a hospital. Armstrong, as always, was indomitable, singing French-Canadian boating songs of blood-stirring tempo most of the way. I shall ever associate his

The car showed up for us at 7:30 that evening. It was driven by Commissioner Howard from the Spokane County Board, who had kindly offered to come pick us up when it seemed like there would be a delay in getting a hired car for the hundred and sixty-mile round trip. He was with his son, a high school kid. Since they had already had lunch on the way, they said they were ready to start the return trip right away. The road turned out to be a rough mountain path and quite muddy. Ten miles out from Gerome, we started hearing a suspicious clicking sound from somewhere under the back seat, and by the twenty-mile mark, the differential was shot. Mr. Howard eventually managed to get an empty truck to tow us, and we traveled the last sixty miles behind that slow-moving vehicle. The tow chain broke about once a mile while we were still in the mountains, but held up better as the roads improved. The temperature dropped as we climbed higher, and it had to be well below twenty degrees before dawn—and it was a bone-chilling cold at that. Mr. Howard, turning down every offer for a break, drove the whole way in—a remarkable show of grit and stamina, considering he had just come out of a hospital. Armstrong, as always, was unstoppable, singing French-Canadian boating songs with a stirring beat most of the way. I will always associate his

Roll it, roll it, my ball rolling, "Rolling, my ball is rolling!"

rather with the chug-chugging of a motor truck than with the creak of oars from which it derived its inspiration.

rather with the chugging of a motor truck than with the creaking of oars from which it got its inspiration.

[Pg 233]We struck the paved state highway at Davenport about four o’clock, and in the very grey dawn of the morning after came rumbling into Spokane. Somewhere in the dim shadowy outskirts we stopped rumbling. The truck driver reported he had run out of gas. Assiduous milking of the Cole’s tank yielded just enough to carry us on to the hotel. The Davenport of Spokane is one of the very finest hotels in all the world, but if it had been just a cabin with a stove, it would still have seemed a rose-sweet paradise after those last two nights we had put in—one on the hay with belled cows eating up the beds beneath our backs, and the other jerked over a frosty road in the wake of a skidding truck. Soaking for an hour in a steaming bath, I rolled in between soft sheets, leaving orders not to be called until noon.

[Pg 233]We hit the paved state highway at Davenport around four o'clock, and in the gray dawn of the following morning, we rolled into Spokane. Somewhere in the dim, shadowy outskirts, we stopped moving. The truck driver said he had run out of gas. A diligent effort to siphon gas from Cole’s tank gave us just enough to reach the hotel. The Davenport in Spokane is one of the finest hotels in the world, but even if it had just been a cabin with a stove, it would have felt like a heavenly retreat after the last two nights we had endured—one spent on hay with belled cows munching on the beds beneath us, and the other jolted over a frosty road behind a skidding truck. After soaking for an hour in a hot bath, I crawled into soft sheets, leaving orders not to be disturbed until noon.

Spokane is one of the finest, cleanest and most beautiful cities of the West, and I have never left it after a visit without regret. This time, brief as our stay had to be, was no exception. It was an unusually keen looking lot of business and professional men that turned out for the Chamber luncheon, among whom I found not a few old college friends and others I had not seen for a number of years. Notable of these were Herbert Moore and Samuel Stern, with whom I had spent six weeks on a commercial mission in China in 1910. I was also greatly interested to meet Mr. Turner, the field engineer of the great project for reclaiming a million and three-quarters acres of land in the Columbia Basin of eastern Washington by diverting to it water from the Pend d’Oreille. The incalculable possibilities, as well as the great need[Pg 234] of this daring project I was to see much of at firsthand during that part of my voyage on which I was about to embark.

Spokane is one of the best, cleanest, and most beautiful cities in the West, and I've never left it after a visit without feeling regret. This time, even though our stay had to be short, was no exception. A particularly sharp group of business and professional men showed up for the Chamber luncheon, among whom I spotted several old college friends and others I hadn't seen in years. Notably, there were Herbert Moore and Samuel Stern, with whom I had spent six weeks on a commercial mission in China in 1910. I was also very interested to meet Mr. Turner, the field engineer of the huge project to reclaim a million and three-quarters acres of land in the Columbia Basin of eastern Washington by diverting water from the Pend d’Oreille. The incredible potential, as well as the urgent need[Pg 234] for this ambitious project, would be something I’d experience firsthand during the part of my journey that was about to begin.

Captain Armstrong left by train for Nelson the evening of the 27th, and the following morning Major Laird drove Roos and me back to Gerome. For a considerable part of the distance we followed the highly picturesque route along the Spokane River, stopping for lunch at the hydro-electric plant of the Washington Power Company at Long Lake. This enterprising corporation has power installations already in operation on the Spokane which must make that stream pretty nearly the most completely harnessed river of its size in America. The lofty concrete barrier which backs up Long Lake has the distinction of being the highest spillway dam in the world. The “Spokane interval” proved a highly enjoyable spell of relaxation before tackling the rough stretch of river ahead. I knew I was going to miss greatly the guiding hand and mind of Captain Armstrong, but had high hopes of Ike Emerson. I was not to be disappointed.

Captain Armstrong took the train to Nelson on the evening of the 27th, and the next morning, Major Laird drove Roos and me back to Gerome. For a good portion of the trip, we followed the beautiful route along the Spokane River, stopping for lunch at the hydroelectric plant of the Washington Power Company at Long Lake. This innovative company already has power installations running on the Spokane, making that river almost the most fully harnessed river of its size in the U.S. The tall concrete barrier that holds back Long Lake is recognized as the highest spillway dam in the world. The "Spokane interval" turned out to be a really enjoyable break before we faced the challenging stretch of river ahead. I knew I was going to really miss Captain Armstrong's guidance, but I had high hopes for Ike Emerson. I wasn't let down.


CHAPTER X

RAFTING THROUGH HELL GATE

Ike had been working at high speed during our absence, but his imagination appeared rather to have run ahead of his powers of execution. The hundred-feet-long, thirty-feet-wide raft he had set himself to construct (so as to have something that would “stack up big in the movie”) took another two days to complete, and even then was not quite all that critical artist wanted to make it. After filling in the raft proper with solid logs of spruce and cedar, he began heaping cordwood upon it. He was trying to make something that would loom up above the water, he explained; “somethin’ tu make a showin’ in the pictur’.” He had three or four teams hauling, and as many men piling, for two days. We stopped him at fifty cords in order to get under way the second day after our return. There was some division of opinion among the ’long shore loafers as to whether or not this was the largest raft that had ever started down this part of the Columbia, but they were a unit in agreeing that it was the highest. Never was there a raft with so much “freeboard.” The trouble was that every foot of that “freeboard” was cordwood, and then some; for the huge stacks of four-foot firewood had weighted down the logs under them until those great lengths of spruce and cedar were completely submerged. When you walked about “on[Pg 236] deck” you saw the river flowing right along through the loosely stacked cordwood beneath. Roos was exultant over the way that mighty mass of rough wood charging down a rock-walled canyon was going to photograph, and Ike was proud as a peacock over the Thing he had brought into being. But Roos was going to be cranking on the cliff when we went through Hell Gate, and Ike didn’t care a fig what happened to him anyhow. And I did care. There were a lot of things that could happen to a crazy contraption of that kind, if ever it hit anything solid; and I knew that the walls of Hell Gate and Box Canyon must be solid or they wouldn’t have stood as long as they had. And as for hitting ... that raft must be pretty nearly as long as Hell Gate was wide, and if ever it got to swinging.... It’s funny the things a man will think of the night before he is going to try out a fool stunt that he doesn’t know much about.

Ike had been working at a fast pace while we were away, but his creativity seemed to outpace his ability to actually make things happen. The hundred-foot-long, thirty-foot-wide raft he set out to build (so it would look impressive in the movie) took another two days to finish, and even then, it wasn’t quite what the critical artist wanted. After filling the raft with solid logs of spruce and cedar, he started piling cordwood on top. He was trying to create something that would stand out above the water, he explained; “something to make a statement in the picture.” He had three or four teams hauling logs and just as many men stacking them for two days. We stopped him at fifty cords to get moving the second day after we returned. There was some debate among the local bystanders about whether this was the largest raft ever to set off down this part of the Columbia, but they all agreed it was the tallest. Never before had a raft had so much “freeboard.” The issue was that every foot of that “freeboard” was made up of cordwood and then some; the huge piles of four-foot firewood had weighed down the logs beneath them until those long lengths of spruce and cedar were completely underwater. When you walked around “on[Pg 236] deck,” you could see the river flowing right through the loosely stacked cordwood below. Roos was thrilled about how that massive chunk of rough wood speeding down a rock-walled canyon was going to look on film, and Ike was as proud as could be about the Thing he had created. But Roos was going to be filming from the cliff when we went through Hell Gate, and Ike didn’t care at all what happened to him anyway. And I did care. A lot of things could go wrong with a crazy setup like that, if it ever hit anything solid; and I knew the walls of Hell Gate and Box Canyon had to be solid or they wouldn’t have lasted this long. And as for hitting... that raft must have been nearly as long as Hell Gate was wide, and if it ever swung... It’s funny what a person thinks about the night before trying out a risky stunt he knows little about.

MAP OF THE UPPER COLUMBIA

A “CLOSE-UP” OF IKE BUILDING HIS RAFT (left)
MY FIFTY-POUND SALMON (right)

A fine motherly old girl called Mrs. Miller had put us up in her big, comfortable farm-house during our wait while Ike completed his ship-building operations. She must have known all of seven different ways of frying chicken, and maybe twice that number of putting up apple preserves. We had just about all of them for breakfast the morning we started. Jess, the ferry-man, treated us to vanilla extract cordials and told us the story of a raft that had struck and broken up just above his father’s ranch near Hawk Creek. Only guy they fished out was always nutty afterward. Cracked on the head with a length of cordwood while swimming. Good swimmer, too; but a guy had no chance in a swish-swashing bunch of [Pg 237]broke-loose logs. Thus Jess, and thus—or in similar vein—about a dozen others who came down to see us off from the ferry landing. They all told stories of raft disasters, just as they would have enlarged on boat disasters if it had been a boat in which we were starting to run Hell Gate and Box Canyon.

A lovely motherly woman named Mrs. Miller had taken us in at her big, cozy farmhouse while we waited for Ike to finish his ship-building work. She must have known at least seven different ways to fry chicken, and probably twice that many recipes for making apple preserves. We had just about all of them for breakfast the morning we set out. Jess, the ferry operator, treated us to vanilla extract cordials and shared the story of a raft that had hit some obstacles and broken apart just above his father's ranch near Hawk Creek. The only guy they pulled out was always a bit off afterward—he'd been hit on the head with a piece of firewood while swimming. A good swimmer, too; but no one stood a chance in a chaotic mess of floating logs. So said Jess, and similarly, about a dozen others who came to see us off at the ferry landing. They all shared stories of raft disasters, just like they would have expanded on boat disasters if we were leaving on a boat to navigate Hell Gate and Box Canyon.

I pulled across and landed Roos at the raft to make an introductory shot or two of Ike before picking up the thread of his “continuity” with my (pictorial) advent. A corner of the raft had been left unfinished for this purpose. Ike was discovered boring a log with a huge auger, after which he notched and laid a stringer, finishing the operation by pegging the latter down with a twisted hazel withe. The old river rat seemed to know instinctively just what was wanted of him, going through the action so snappily that Roos clapped him on the back and pronounced him “the cat’s ears” as an actor.

I pulled over and brought Roos to the raft to get a couple of introductory shots of Ike before continuing with my (visual) story. A part of the raft had been left unfinished for this. We found Ike boring a log with a big auger, and then he notched it and laid a stringer, finishing up by securing it with a twisted hazel branch. The old river rat seemed to know exactly what was expected of him, performing the actions so smoothly that Roos slapped him on the back and called him “the cat’s ears” as an actor.

Ike showed real quality in the next scene; also the single-minded concentration that marks the true artist. Looking up from his boring, he sees a boat paddling toward him from up-river. The nearing craft was Imshallah, with the “farmer” at the oars, just as he had started (for the still unbuilt raft) when the “prospector” gave him the boat before disappearing up the bank to the “smelter” with his sack of “ore” over his shoulder. Thus “continuity” was served.

Ike displayed real talent in the next scene, along with the focused dedication that defines a true artist. He looks up from his boring task and sees a boat coming toward him from upstream. The approaching boat was Imshallah, with the “farmer” rowing, just like he had started (for the still unbuilt raft) when the “prospector” handed him the boat before heading up the bank to the “smelter” with his bag of “ore” slung over his shoulder. This is how “continuity” was maintained.

The “farmer” pulls smartly alongside, tosses Ike the painter and clambers aboard the raft. An animated colloquy ensues, in which the “farmer” asks about the river ahead, and Ike tells him, with dramatic gestures, that it will be death to tackle it in so frail[Pg 238] a skiff. A raft is the only safe way to make the passage and—here Ike spreads out his hands with the manner of a butler announcing that “dinner is served!”—the raft is at the “farmer’s” disposal. That suits the “farmer” to a “T;” so the skiff is lifted aboard and they are ready to cast off.

The “farmer” pulls up alongside, tosses Ike the painter, and climbs onto the raft. An animated conversation follows, in which the “farmer” asks about the river ahead, and Ike dramatically gestures that it would be deadly to try navigating it in such a fragile[Pg 238] skiff. A raft is the only safe way to cross, and—here Ike spreads out his hands like a butler announcing “dinner is served!”—the raft is at the “farmer’s” service. That works perfectly for the “farmer;” so they lift the skiff aboard and get ready to set off.

Where Ike displayed the concentration of a true artist was in the skiff-lifting shot. Just as the green bow of Imshallah came over the side, a boy who had been stacking cordwood, in rushing forward to clear the fouled painter, stepped on an unsecured log and went through into the river. By this time, of course, I knew better than to spoil a shot by suspending or changing action in the middle of it, but that Ike should be thus esoterically sapient was rather too much to expect. Yet the sequel proved how much more consummate an artist of the two of us that untutored (even by Roos) old river rat was. When we had finished “Yo-heave-ho-ing” as the skiff settled into place, I (dropping my histrionics like a wet bathing suit) shouted to Ike to come and help me fish that kid out. “What kid?” he drawled in a sort of languid surprise. Then, after a kind of dazed once-over of the raft, fore-and-aft: “By cripes, the kid is gone!” Now has that ever been beaten for artistic concentration?

Where Ike showed the focus of a true artist was in the skiff-lifting shot. Just as the green bow of Imshallah came over the side, a boy who had been stacking firewood rushed forward to clear the tangled line and stepped on an unsecured log, falling into the river. By this time, of course, I knew better than to ruin a shot by stopping or changing action in the middle of it, but expecting Ike to be that thoughtfully aware was a lot to hope for. Yet the outcome proved how much more skilled that untrained (even by Roos) old river rat was as an artist than I was. When we finished “Yo-heave-ho-ing” as the skiff settled into place, I (dropping my theatrics like a soaked bathing suit) yelled to Ike to come and help me fish that kid out. “What kid?” he drawled in a sort of lazy surprise. Then, after giving the raft a dazed look, front and back: “By gosh, the kid is gone!” Now, has that ever been topped for artistic focus?

The lad, after bumping down along the bottom to the lower end of the raft, had come to the surface no whit the worse for his ducking. He was clambering up over the logs like a wet cat before either Ike or I, teetering across the crooked, wobbly cordwood, had stumbled half the distance to the “stern.” “It must[Pg 239] be a right sma’t betta goin’ daun unda than up heah,” was Ike’s only comment.

The kid, after tumbling down to the end of the raft, popped back up without any real harm from his plunge. He was scrambling over the logs like a soaked cat before either Ike or I could make it halfway to the “stern” on the shaky, uneven firewood. “It must[Pg 239] be a lot easier to go down under than up here,” was Ike’s only remark.

The motor-boat which Ike had engaged to tow the raft was already on hand. It had been built by a Spokane mining magnate for use at his summer home on Lake Cœur d’Alene, and was one of the prettiest little craft of the kind I ever saw. With its lines streaming gracefully back from its sharp, beautifully-flared bow, it showed speed from every angle. Hardwood and brass were in bad shape, but the engines were resplendent; and the engines were the finest thing about it. They had been built to drive it twenty-five miles an hour when she was new, the chap running it said, and were probably good for all of twenty-two yet when he opened up. Except that its hull wasn’t rugged enough to stand the banging, it was an ideal river boat, though not necessarily for towing rafts. However, it was mighty handy even at that ignominious work.

The motorboat that Ike had hired to tow the raft was already there. It had been built by a mining tycoon from Spokane for use at his summer home on Lake Cœur d’Alene, and it was one of the prettiest little boats of its kind I had ever seen. With its sleek lines flowing gracefully back from its sharp, beautifully flared bow, it showcased speed from every angle. The hardwood and brass were in rough shape, but the engines were stunning; they were the best feature of the boat. The guy operating it said they were built to push it at twenty-five miles an hour when brand new, and they were probably still good for about twenty-two when he opened it up. Although its hull wasn’t strong enough to handle rough hits, it was an ideal riverboat, even if not specifically designed for towing rafts. Still, it was incredibly useful for that less-than-glamorous job.

I couldn’t quite make up my mind about the engineer of the motor boat—not until he settled down to work, that is. His eye was quite satisfactory, but his habit of hesitating before answering a question, and then usually saying “I dunno,” conveyed rather the impression of torpid mentality if not actual dulness. Nothing could have been further from the truth, as I realized instantly the moment he started swinging the raft into the current. He merely said “I dunno” because he really didn’t know, where an ordinary man would have felt impelled to make half an answer, or at least to say something about the weather or the stage of the river. Earl (I never learned his last[Pg 240] name) was sparing with his tongue because he was unsparing with his brain. His mind was always ready to act—and to react. There were to arise several situations well calculated to test the mettle of him, and he was always “there.” I have never known so thoroughly useful and dependable a man for working a launch in swift water.

I could never really decide about the engineer of the motorboat—not until he got to work, that is. His gaze was pretty good, but his tendency to hesitate before answering a question, usually leading to a “I dunno,” gave off a vibe of sluggish thinking, if not outright dullness. Nothing was further from the truth, as I quickly realized the moment he started maneuvering the raft into the current. He said “I dunno” because he genuinely didn’t know, while an average person would’ve felt the need to give a partial answer or at least mention something about the weather or the river's condition. Earl (I never learned his last name) was quiet because he was sharp with his thoughts. His mind was always ready to function—and to respond. There would be several situations that would really test him, and he was consistently “on it.” I've never known a man as genuinely useful and reliable for handling a launch in fast water.

While Ike was completing his final “snugging down” operations, I chanced to observe a long steel-blue and slightly reddish-tinged body working up the bottom toward the stern of the raft. It looked like a salmon, except that it was larger than any member of that family I had ever seen. A blunt-pointed pike-pole is about the last thing one would use for a fish-spear, but, with nothing better ready to hand, I tried it. My first thrust was a bad miss, but, rather strangely, I thought—failed to deflect the loggily nosing monster more than a foot or two from his course. The next thrust went home, but where I was half expecting to have the pole torn from my hands by a wild rush, there was only a sluggish, unresentful sort of a wriggle. As there was no hook or barb to the pike, the best I could do was to worry my prize along the bottom to the bank, where a couple of Indians lifted it out for me. It was a salmon after all—a vicious looking “dog,” with a wicked mouthful of curving teeth—but of extraordinary size. It must have weighed between fifty and sixty pounds, for the pike-pole all but snapped when I tried to lift the monster with it. Indeed, its great bulk was undoubtedly responsible for the fact that it was already half-dead from battering on the rocks before I speared it.[Pg 241] As the flesh was too soft even for the Indians, I gave it to a German farmer from a nearby clearing to feed to his hogs. Or rather, I traded it. The German had a dog which, for the sake of “human interest,” Roos very much wanted to borrow. (Why, seeing it was a dog, he should not have called it “canine interest,” I never quite understood; but it was the “heart touch” he wanted, at any rate). So Ike proposed to the “Dutchman” that we give him fifty pounds of dead “dog” for half that weight of live dog, the latter to be returned when we were through with him. That was Ike’s proposition. As soon as we were under way, however, he confided to me that he never was going to give that good collie back to a Dutchman. A people that had done what the “Dutchmen” did to Belgium had no right to have a collie anyhow. If they must have dogs, let them keep dachshunds—or pigs. And he forthwith began to alienate that particular collie’s affection by feeding him milk chocolate. Poor old Ike! Being only a fresh-water sailor, I fear he did not have a wife in every port, so that there was an empty place in his heart that craved affection.

While Ike was finishing up his final adjustments, I happened to notice a long, steel-blue fish with a slight reddish tint making its way along the bottom towards the back of the raft. It looked like a salmon, but it was bigger than any salmon I had ever seen. A blunt-tipped pike-pole isn’t typically what you’d use to spear a fish, but with nothing better available, I gave it a shot. My first attempt missed completely, but oddly enough, it didn’t push the lumbering beast off its path by more than a foot or two. The next thrust connected, but instead of a wild struggle that I expected, it just gave a slow, lazy wiggle. Since the pike had no hook or barb, my only option was to drag my catch along the bottom to the bank, where a couple of Native Americans helped pull it out for me. It was a salmon after all—a fierce-looking “dog” type, with a mouth full of sharp teeth—but it was extraordinarily large. It must have weighed between fifty and sixty pounds because the pike-pole nearly broke when I tried to lift it with it. Its massive weight likely contributed to the fact that it was already half-dead from banging against the rocks when I speared it.[Pg 241] Since the flesh was too soft even for the Native Americans, I gave it to a German farmer from a nearby clearing to feed to his pigs. Or rather, I traded it. The German had a dog that Roos really wanted to borrow for the sake of “human interest.” (I never quite understood why he didn’t call it “canine interest,” since it was a dog, but he wanted some emotional connection, that was clear). So Ike suggested to the “Dutchman” that we trade him fifty pounds of dead “dog” for half that weight in live dog, which we would return when we were done with it. That was Ike’s proposition. However, once we were underway, he confided to me that he never planned to give that nice collie back to a Dutchman. A people who had done what the “Dutchmen” did to Belgium had no right to own a collie anyway. If they had to have dogs, they should stick to dachshunds—or pigs. He then began to win over that collie’s affection by feeding him milk chocolate. Poor old Ike! Being just a freshwater sailor, I’m afraid he didn’t have a wife in every port, so there was a void in his heart that longed for companionship.

We cast off at ten o’clock, Earl swung the raft’s head out by a steady pull with the launch, and the current completed the operation of turning. Once in mid-stream she made good time, the motor-boat maintaining just enough of a tug to keep the towing-line taut and give her a mile an hour or so of way over the current. That gave Earl a margin to work with, and, pulling sharply now to one side, now to the other, he kept the great pile of logs headed where the current was swiftest and the channel clearest. It was all[Pg 242] in using his power at the right time and in the right way. A hundred-ton tugboat would have been helpless in stopping the raft once it started to go in the wrong direction. The trick was to start it right and not let it go wrong, Ike explained—just like raising pups or kids. It was certainly no job for a novice, and I found constant reassurance in the consummate “raftsmanship” our taciturn engineer was displaying.

We set off at ten o’clock. Earl maneuvered the raft’s front out smoothly with the launch, and the current finished turning it. Once we were in the middle of the river, we moved quickly, the motorboat providing just enough pull to keep the towing line tight and give us about a mile an hour against the current. That gave Earl some leeway to work with, and by pulling sharply to the left and then to the right, he kept the massive pile of logs pointed where the current was strongest and the channel clearest. It was all about using his power at the right moment and in the right way. A hundred-ton tugboat would have been useless in stopping the raft once it started going off course. The key was to get it started correctly and prevent it from going wrong, Ike explained—just like raising pups or kids. It was definitely not a task for a beginner, and I found constant reassurance in the expert “raftsmanship” our quiet engineer was showing.

The hills on both sides of the river grew loftier and more rugged as we ran to the south, and the trees became patchier and scrubbier. The bunch grass on the diminishing benches at the bends was withered and brown. It was evident from every sign that we were nearing the arid belt of eastern Washington, the great semi-desert plateau that is looped in the bend of the Columbia between the mouth of the Spokane and the mouth of the Snake. The towering split crest of Mitre Rock marked the approach to the slack stretch of water backed up by the boulder barrage over which tumbles Spokane Rapids. The run through the latter was to be our real baptism; a short rapid passed a few miles above proving only rough enough to set the raft rolling in fluent undulations and throw a few light gobs of spray over her “bows.” We were now going up against something pretty closely approximating the real thing. It wasn’t Hell Gate or Box Canyon by a long way, Ike said, but at the same time it wasn’t any place to risk any slip-up.

The hills on both sides of the river got taller and more rugged as we headed south, and the trees became sparser and more scraggly. The bunch grass on the shrinking plateaus at the bends was dry and brown. It was clear from every sign that we were nearing the dry region of eastern Washington, the vast semi-desert plateau that curves around the bend of the Columbia between the mouth of the Spokane and the mouth of the Snake. The towering, split peak of Mitre Rock signaled the approach to the calm stretch of water backed up by the boulder dam over which Spokane Rapids cascades. The run through the rapids was meant to be our real initiation; a short rapid we passed a few miles upstream was only rough enough to make the raft rock in smooth waves and splash a little water over its front. We were now facing something that was pretty close to the real deal. It wasn’t Hell Gate or Box Canyon by any means, Ike said, but it also wasn’t a place to take any chances.

Save for two or three of the major riffles on the Big Bend of Canada, Spokane Rapids has a stretch of water that must go down hill just about as fast as any on all the Columbia. The channel—although running[Pg 243] between boulders—was narrow in the first place, and the deepest part of it was still further restricted by an attempt to clear a way through for steamer navigation in the years when a through service up and down the Columbia was still dreamed of. The channel was deepened considerably, but the effect of this was to divert a still greater flow into it and form a sort of a chute down which the water rushed as through a flume. Being straight, this channel is not very risky to run, even with a small boat—provided one keeps to it. A wild tumble of rollers just to the left of the head must be avoided, however, even by a raft. That was why we had the motor-boat—to be sure of “hitting the intake right,” as Ike put it. And the motor-boat ought to be able to handle the job without help. He had been working hard ever since we started on a gigantic stern-sweep, but that was for Hell Gate and Box Canyon. Here, with her nose once in right, she should do it on her own.

Aside from two or three major riffles on the Big Bend of Canada, Spokane Rapids has a stretch of water that flows downhill pretty much as quickly as any section on the entire Columbia. The channel—although it runs between boulders—was narrow to begin with, and its deepest part was further narrowed by efforts to clear a route for steamer navigation back when people still hoped for a regular service up and down the Columbia. The channel was deepened quite a bit, but this change only diverted an even larger flow into it, creating a sort of chute through which the water rushed like a flume. Since this channel is straight, it’s not too risky to navigate, even in a small boat—if you stick to it. However, there’s a wild swirl of rollers just to the left at the entrance that must be avoided, even by a raft. That’s why we had the motorboat—to ensure we would “hit the intake right,” as Ike put it. The motorboat should be capable of handling this without assistance. He had been working hard since we set out with a huge stern-sweep, but that was meant for Hell Gate and Box Canyon. Here, with her nose aligned correctly, she should take care of it on her own.

Mooring the raft against the right bank in the quiet water a couple of hundred yards above the “intake,” Earl ran us down to the mouth of the Spokane River in the launch. We were purchasing gasoline and provisions in the little village of Lincoln, just below the Spokane, and Ike thought that the lower end of the rapid would be the best place for Roos to set up to command the raft coming through. It was indeed terrifically fast water, but—because the launch had the power to pick the very best of the channel—the run down just missed the thrill that would have accompanied it had it been up to one’s oars to keep his boat out of trouble. Earl shut off almost com[Pg 244]pletely as he slipped into the “V,” keeping a bare steerage-way over the current. Twenty miles an hour was quite fast enough to be going in the event she did swerve from the channel and hit a rock; there was no point in adding to the potential force of the impact with the engine. As there was a heavy wash from the rapids in even the quietest eddy he could find opposite the town, Earl stayed with the launch, keeping her off the rocks with a pole while Ike, Roos and myself went foraging. Ike spilled gasoline over his back in packing a leaking can down over the boulders, causing burns from which he suffered considerable pain and annoyance when he came to man the sweep the following day.

Mooring the raft against the right bank in the calm water a couple of hundred yards above the “intake,” Earl took us down to the mouth of the Spokane River in the boat. We were buying gasoline and supplies in the small village of Lincoln, just below the Spokane, and Ike figured that the lower part of the rapids would be the best spot for Roos to set up to manage the raft coming through. It was definitely extremely fast water, but—since the boat had the power to choose the best part of the channel—the ride down didn’t have the excitement that would have come if we had to rely on our oars to keep the boat out of trouble. Earl nearly completely cut the engine as he entered the “V,” keeping just enough speed to navigate the current. Twenty miles an hour was quite fast enough in case it veered from the channel and hit a rock; there was no need to increase the force of the impact with the engine. Since there was a heavy wash from the rapids even in the calmest spot he could find near the town, Earl stayed with the boat, using a pole to keep it off the rocks while Ike, Roos, and I went looking for supplies. Ike got gasoline all over his back while carrying a leaking can down the boulders, causing burns that made him quite uncomfortable when it was time to take the sweep the next day.

After dropping Roos on the right bank to set up for the picture, Earl drove the launch back up the rapid to the raft. I hardly know which was the more impressive, the power of the wildly racing rapid or the power of the engine of the launch. It was a ding-dong fight all the way. Although he nosed at times to within a few inches of the overhanging rocks of the bank in seeking the quietest water, the launch was brought repeatedly to a standstill. There she would hang quivering, until the accelerating engine would impart just the few added revolutions to the propellers that would give her the upper hand again. The final struggle at the “intake” was the bitterest of all, and Earl only won out there by sheering to the right across the “V”—at imminent risk of being swung round, it seemed to me—and reaching less impetuous water.

After dropping Roos off on the right bank to set up for the shot, Earl drove the boat back up the rapid to the raft. I can’t decide what was more impressive, the wild power of the racing rapid or the strength of the boat's engine. It was a tough battle the whole way. Although he sometimes nosed in close to the overhanging rocks on the bank to find the calmest water, the boat would be brought to a stop multiple times. There it would hang, vibrating, until the revving engine gave just enough extra power to the propellers to regain the advantage. The final struggle at the "intake" was the toughest of all, and Earl only managed to win there by steering to the right across the "V"—at what seemed to be the risk of being spun around—and reaching calmer water.

Throwing off her mooring lines, Earl towed the[Pg 245] raft out into the sluggish current. There was plenty of time and plenty of room to manœuvre her into the proper position. All he had to do was to bring her into the “intake” well clear of the rocks and rollers to the left, and then keep towing hard enough to hold her head down-stream. It was a simple operation—compared, for instance, with what he would have on the morrow at Hell Gate—but still one that had to be carried out just so if an awful mess-up was to be avoided. Novice as I was with that sort of a raft, I could readily see what would happen if she once got to swinging and turned broadside to the rapid.

Throwing off her mooring lines, Earl towed the[Pg 245] raft out into the slow current. There was plenty of time and space to maneuver her into the right spot. All he had to do was get her into the “intake,” well clear of the rocks and waves on the left, and then keep towing hard enough to keep her pointed downstream. It was a simple task—compared to what he would face the next day at Hell Gate—but still one that needed to be done just right to avoid a big mess. Even as a beginner with that kind of raft, I could easily imagine what would happen if she started swinging and turned sideways to the rapids.

That was about the first major rapid I ever recall running when I didn’t have something to do, and it was rather a relief to be able to watch the wheels go round and feel that there was nothing to stand-by for. Even Ike, with no sweep to swing, was foot-loose, or rather hand-free. Knowing Earl’s complete capability, he prepared to cast aside navigational worries for the nonce. He had picked up his axe and was about to turn to hewing at the blade of his big steering-oar, when I reminded him that he was still an actor and that he had been ordered to run up and down the raft and register “great anxiety” while within range of the camera.

That was about the first big rapid I can remember running when I didn’t have anything to do, and it was quite a relief to just watch the wheels go round and feel like there was nothing to wait for. Even Ike, with no sweep to swing, was free, or rather, hands-free. Knowing Earl’s skills completely, he got ready to set aside any navigation worries for the time being. He had picked up his axe and was about to start cutting at the blade of his big steering-oar when I reminded him that he was still on camera and that he was supposed to run up and down the raft and show “great anxiety” while in range of the camera.

Perhaps the outstanding sensation of that wild run was the feeling of surprise that swept over me at the almost uncanny speed with which that huge unwieldy mass of half submerged wood gathered way. In still water it would have taken a powerful tug many minutes to start it moving; here it picked up and leapt ahead like a motor-boat. One moment it was drifting[Pg 246] along at three miles an hour; five seconds later, having slid over the “intake,” it was doing more than twenty. The actual slope of that first short pitch must have been all of one-in-ten, so that I found myself bracing against the incline of the raft, as when standing in a wagon that starts over the brow of a hill. Then the pitch eased and she hit the rollers, grinding right through them like a floating Juggernaut. The very worst of them—haughty-headed combers that would have sent the skiff sky-rocketing—simply dissolved against the logs and died in hissing anguish in the tangle of cordwood. The motion had nothing of the jerkiness of even so large a craft as the launch, and one noticed it less under his feet than when he looked back and saw the wallowing undulations of the “deck.”

Maybe the most incredible feeling during that wild run was the surprise I felt at how almost eerie the speed was with which that massive, partially submerged log pile picked up momentum. In calm water, it would have taken a strong tugboat a long time to get it moving; here, it surged forward like a motorboat. One moment it was drifting along at three miles an hour; five seconds later, having glided over the “intake,” it was going over twenty. The actual slope of that first short drop must have been about one in ten, so I found myself bracing against the incline of the raft, like when you’re in a wagon that starts down a hill. Then the slope leveled out, and it hit the waves, grinding right through them like a floating Juggernaut. The worst of the waves—proud crests that would have sent a small boat flying—just crumbled against the logs and fizzled away in a hissing mess among the wood. The movement wasn’t jerky like even a large boat like the launch, and you noticed it less under your feet than when you looked back and saw the rolling undulations of the “deck.”

But best of all was the contemptuous might with which the raft stamped out, obliterated, abolished the accursed whirlpools. Spokane was not deep and steep-sided enough to be a dangerous whirlpool rapid, like the Dalles or Hell Gate, but there were still a lot of mighty mean-mouthed “suckers” lying in ambush where the rollers began to flatten. There was no question of their arrogance and courage. The raft might have been the dainty Imshallah, with her annoying feminine weakness for clinging embraces, for all the hesitancy they displayed in attacking it. But, oh, what a difference! Where the susceptible Imshallah had edged off in coy dalliance and ended by all but surrendering, the raft simply thundered ahead. The siren “whouf!” of the lurking brigand was forced back down its black throat as it was lit[Pg 247]erally effaced, smeared from the face of the water. Gad, how I loved to see them die, after all Imshallah and I had had to endure at their foul hands! Imshallah, perched safely aloft on a stack of cordwood, took it all with the rather languid interest one would expect from a lady of her quality; but I—well, I fear very much that I was leaning out over the “bows,” at an angle not wholly safe under the circumstances, and registering “ghoulish glee” at the exact point where Roos had told me three times that I must be running up and down in the wake of Ike and registering “great anxiety.”

But the best part was the way the raft confidently smashed through and wiped out those awful whirlpools. Spokane wasn’t deep or steep enough to be a dangerous whirlpool rapid like the Dalles or Hell Gate, but there were still plenty of nasty “suckers” lurking where the waves started to settle. There was no doubt about their arrogance and boldness. The raft could have been the delicate Imshallah, with her annoying tendency to cling, given how hesitant they were to attack it. But what a difference! While the vulnerable Imshallah had carefully edged away and nearly surrendered, the raft just charged forward. The siren “whouf!” of the hidden threat was forced back down its dark throat as it was literally wiped off the surface of the water. Man, how I loved seeing them go down, especially after what Imshallah and I had to endure at their hands! Imshallah, safely perched on a pile of firewood, seemed to watch with the kind of lazy interest you’d expect from someone of her status; but me—well, I have to admit I was leaning a bit dangerously over the “bows,” feeling a “ghoulish glee” right at the moment Roos had warned me three times about needing to be running back and forth in Ike’s wake and feeling “great anxiety.”

As there was no stopping the raft within a mile or two of the foot of the rapid, it had been arranged that we should launch the skiff as soon as we were through the worst water, and pull in to the first favourable eddy to await Roos and his camera. It was Ike bellowing to me to come and lend him a hand with the skiff that compelled me to relinquish my position at the “bow,” where, “thumbs down” at every clash, I had been egging on the raft to slaughter whirlpools. The current was still very swift, so that Ike was carried down a considerable distance before making a landing. As it was slow going for Roos, laden with camera and tripod, over the boulders, ten or fifteen minutes elapsed before they pushed off in pursuit of the raft. The latter, in the meantime, had run a couple of miles farther down river before Earl found a stretch sufficiently quiet to swing her round and check her way by towing up against the current.

As there was no way to stop the raft within a mile or two of the foot of the rapid, we had a plan to launch the skiff as soon as we got through the roughest waters and pull into the first good eddy to wait for Roos and his camera. It was Ike shouting for me to come help him with the skiff that made me give up my spot at the “bow,” where I had been encouraging the raft to get through the whirlpools with “thumbs down” at every clash. The current was still really fast, so Ike got swept down quite a distance before he was able to land. Since it was slow going for Roos, weighed down with his camera and tripod, it took him about ten or fifteen minutes to catch up before they started off after the raft. In the meantime, the raft had traveled another couple of miles downstream before Earl found a stretch of calmer water where he could turn it around and slow her down by towing against the current.

In running down to this point the raft had splashed through a slashing bit of riffle, which I afterwards[Pg 248] learned was called Middle Rapid locally. There was a short stretch of good rough white water. Offhand, it looked to me rather sloppier than anything we had put the skiff into so far; but, as it appeared there would be no difficulty in steering a course in fairly smooth water to the left of the rollers, I was not greatly concerned over it. Presently Ike came pulling round the bend at a great rate, and the next thing I knew Imshallah was floundering right down the middle of the frosty-headed combers. Twice or thrice I saw the “V” of her bow shoot skyward, silhouetting like a black wedge against a fan of sun-shot spray. Then she began riding more evenly, and shortly was in smoother water. It was distinctly the kind of thing she did best, and she had come through with flying colours. Roos was grinning when he climbed aboard, but still showed a tinge of green about the gills. “Why didn’t you head her into that smooth stretch on the left?” I asked. “You had the steering paddle.” “I tried to hard enough,” he replied, still grinning, “but Ike wouldn’t have it. Said he kinda suspected she’d go through that white stuff all right, and wanted to see if his suspicions were correct.” And that was old Ike Emerson to a “T.”

As we made our way to this point, the raft had splashed through a rough bit of rapids, which I later learned was called Middle Rapid. There was a short segment of strong white water. At first glance, it seemed messier than anything we had taken the skiff through so far, but since it looked like we could steer through the smoother water to the left of the waves, I wasn't too worried about it. Soon, Ike came around the bend at high speed, and before I knew it, Imshallah was struggling right down the middle of the frothy waves. A few times, I saw the bow of the boat shoot up, sharply outlined like a black wedge against a spray of sunlight. Then it started gliding more smoothly and was soon in calmer water. This was definitely what she did best, and she came through like a champ. Roos was grinning when he got on board, but still looked a bit pale. “Why didn’t you steer her into that smooth stretch on the left?” I asked. “You had the steering paddle.” “I tried hard enough,” he replied, still grinning, “but Ike wouldn’t allow it. He kind of suspected she’d make it through that rough stuff and wanted to see if he was right.” And that was classic Ike Emerson.

We wallowed on through French Rapids and Hawk Creek Rapids in the next hour, and past the little village of Peach, nestling on a broad bench in the autumnal red and gold of its clustering orchards. Ike, pacing the “bridge” with me, said that they used to make prime peach brandy at Peach, and reckoned that p’raps.... “No,” I cut in decisively; “I have[Pg 249] no desire to return to Kettle Falls.” I had jumped at the chance to draw Ike on that remarkable up-river journey of his after the disaster in Hell Gate, but he sheered off at once. I have grave doubts as to whether that strange phenomenon ever will be explained.

We drifted through French Rapids and Hawk Creek Rapids over the next hour, and passed the small village of Peach, which was set on a wide flat area surrounded by the autumn reds and golds of its orchards. Ike, walking alongside me on the “bridge,” mentioned that they used to produce excellent peach brandy in Peach, and he thought maybe.... “No,” I interrupted firmly; “I have[Pg 249] no interest in going back to Kettle Falls.” I had jumped at the chance to hear about Ike's incredible journey upriver after the disaster in Hell Gate, but he quickly moved away from that topic. I have serious doubts about whether that strange event will ever be understood.

We were now threading a great canyon, the rocky walls of which reared higher and higher in fantastic pinnacles, spires and weird castellations the deeper we penetrated its glooming depths. There had been painters at work, too, and with colourings brighter and more varied than any I had believed to exist outside of the canyons of the Colorado and the Yellowstone. Saffron melting to fawn and dun was there, and vivid streaks that were almost scarlet where fractures were fresh, but had changed to maroon and terra cotta under the action of the weather. A fluted cliff-face, touched by the air-brush of the declining sun, flushed a pink so delicate that one seemed to be looking at it through a rosy mist. There were intenser blocks and masses of colours showing in vivid lumps on a buttressed cliff ahead, but they were quenched before we reached them in a flood of indigo and mauve shadows that drenched the chasm as the sun dropped out of sight. From the heights it must have been a brilliant sunset, flaming with intense reds and yellows as desert sunsets always are; but looking out through the purple mists of the great gorge there was only a flutter of bright pennons—crimson, gold, polished bronze and dusky olive green—streaming across an ever widening and narrowing notch of jagged rock, black and opaque like splintered ebony. For a quarter[Pg 250] of an hour we seemed to be steering for those shimmering pennons as for a harbor beacon; then a sudden up-thrust of black wall cut them off like a sliding door. By the time we were headed west again the dark pall of fallen night had smothered all life out of the flame-drenched sky, leaving it a pure transparent black, pricked with the twinkle of kindling stars. Only by the absence of stars below could one trace the blank opacity of the blacker black of the towering cliffs.

We were now navigating a huge canyon, where the rocky walls shot up higher and higher into incredible peaks, spires, and strange castle-like formations the deeper we went into its shadowy depths. There had been artists at work as well, using colors brighter and more varied than I ever thought existed outside the canyons of the Colorado and Yellowstone. There were shades of saffron melting into fawn and dun, and vivid streaks that were almost scarlet where the fractures were fresh, but had turned to maroon and terracotta over time. A ridged cliff face, touched by the brush of the setting sun, glowed a delicate pink, as if seen through a rosy mist. There were more intense blocks and patches of color showing vividly on a supported cliff ahead, but they faded away before we reached them, swallowed by shadows of indigo and mauve that drenched the canyon as the sun went down. From above, it must have been a stunning sunset, bright with intense reds and yellows, as desert sunsets usually are; but looking out through the purple mists of the great gorge, there was just a flutter of bright flags—crimson, gold, polished bronze, and dark olive green—streaming across an ever widening and narrowing gap of jagged rock, black and solid like shattered ebony. For about fifteen minutes, we seemed to be steering toward those shimmering flags like a beacon guiding us home; then suddenly, a towering black wall cut them off like a sliding door. By the time we turned west again, the dark veil of night had extinguished all life from the fiery sky, leaving it a pure transparent black, dotted with the flicker of emerging stars. The absence of stars below was the only clue to the solid darkness of the towering cliffs.

No one had said anything to me about an all-day-and-all-night schedule for the raft, and, as a matter of fact, running in the night had not entered into the original itinerary at all. The reason we were bumping along in the dark now was that Ike, who had no more idea of time than an Oriental, had pushed off from Gerome an hour late, wasted another unnecessary hour in Lincoln yarning across the sugar barrel at the general store, and, as a consequence, had been overtaken by night ten miles above the point he wanted to make. As there was no fast water intervening, and as Earl had shown no signs of dissent, Ike had simply gone right on ahead regardless. When I asked him if it wasn’t a bit risky, he said he thought not very; adding comfortingly that he had floated down on rafts a lot of times before, and hadn’t “allus bumped.” If he could see to tighten up stringer pegs, he reckoned Earl ought to be able to see rocks, “’cose rocks was a sight bigger’n pegs.”

No one had mentioned anything to me about a schedule for the raft that lasted all day and night, and, honestly, nighttime travel wasn't part of the original plan at all. The reason we were bumping along in the dark now was that Ike, who had no more sense of time than someone from the East, had pushed off from Gerome an hour late, spent another unnecessary hour in Lincoln chatting across the sugar barrel at the general store, and as a result, night had caught up with us ten miles above where he wanted to be. Since there was no fast water in between, and Earl hadn’t shown any signs of disagreement, Ike just kept going ahead without concern. When I asked him if it was risky, he said he didn’t think so; he comforted me by saying he had floated down on rafts many times before and hadn’t "always bumped." If he could see to tighten stringer pegs, he figured Earl should be able to see rocks, “because rocks are a lot bigger than pegs.”

It was not long after Ike had nullified the effect of his reassuring philosophy by smearing the end of his thumb with a mallet that Earl’s night-owl eyes[Pg 251] played him false to the extent of overlooking a rock. It may well have been a very small rock, and it was doubtless submerged a foot or more; so there was no use expecting a man to see the ripple above it when there wasn’t light enough to indicate the passage of his hand before his eyes. It was no fault of Earl’s at all, and even the optimistic Ike had claimed no more than that he hadn’t “allus bumped.” Nor was it a very serious matter at the worst. The raft merely hesitated a few seconds, swung part way round, slipped free again and, her head brought back at the pull of the launch, resumed her way. The jar of striking was not enough to throw a well-braced man off his feet. (The only reason Roos fell and pulped his ear was because he had failed to set himself at the right angle when the shock came.) The worst thing that happened was the loss of a dozen or so cords of wood which, being unsecurely stacked, toppled over when she struck. Luckily, the boat was parked on the opposite side, as was also Roos. It would have been hard to pick up either before morning, and Roos would hardly have lasted. The wood was a total loss to Ike, of course; but he was less concerned about that than he was over the fact that it reduced her “freeboard” on that quarter by three feet, so that she wouldn’t make so much of a “showin’ in the picters.” He did raise a howl the next morning, though. That was when he found that his old denim jacket had gone over with the cordwood. It wasn’t the “wamus” itself he minded so much, he said, but the fact that in one of that garment’s pockets had been stored the milk chocolate which he was using to alien[Pg 252]ate the affections of the Dutchman’s collie. “It’s all in gettin’ a jump on a pup’s feelin’s at the fust offsta’t,” he philosophied bitterly; “an’ naow I’ll be losin’ mah jump.” Rather keen on the psychology of alienation, that observation of old Ike, it struck me.

It wasn't long after Ike had canceled out his reassuring philosophy by hitting the end of his thumb with a mallet that Earl's night-owl eyes tricked him into missing a rock. It might have been a really small rock, and it was probably submerged a foot or more, so there was no point in expecting a guy to see the ripple above it when there wasn’t enough light to show the movement of his hand in front of his eyes. It wasn't Earl's fault at all, and even the optimistic Ike only claimed that he hadn’t “always bumped.” It also wasn’t really a big deal in the grand scheme of things. The raft just hesitated for a few seconds, swung partially around, slipped free again, and with her head back in line with the pull of the launch, continued on her way. The impact wasn’t enough to throw a well-braced man off balance. (The only reason Roos fell and bruised his ear was that he didn’t position himself correctly when the shock hit.) The worst thing that happened was losing a dozen or so cords of wood that toppled over when they struck because they were stacked loosely. Fortunately, the boat was docked on the opposite side, as was Roos. It would have been tough to retrieve either before morning, and Roos likely wouldn't have lasted. The wood was a total loss for Ike, of course, but he was more worried about the fact that it lowered her “freeboard” on that side by three feet, making her less impressive in the “pictures.” He did make a fuss the next morning, though. That’s when he realized that his old denim jacket had gone over with the firewood. He didn’t mind the jacket itself as much as the fact that one of its pockets had held the milk chocolate he was planning to use to win over the Dutchman’s collie. “It’s all about getting a jump on a pup’s feelings at the very start,” he said bitterly; “and now I’ll be losing my edge.” That observation from old Ike about the psychology of alienation struck me as pretty insightful.

It was along toward nine o’clock, and shortly after the abrupt walls of the canyon began to fall away somewhat, that a light appeared on the left bank. Making a wide circle just above what had now become a glowing window-square, Earl brought the raft’s head up-stream and swung her in against the bank. The place was marked Creston on the maps, but appeared to be spoken of locally as Halberson’s Ferry. We spent the night with the hospitable Halbersons, who ran the ferry across to the Colville Reservation side and operated a small sawmill when logs were available. Earl slept at his ranch, a few miles away on the mesa.

It was around nine o’clock when the sheer walls of the canyon started to recede a bit, and a light appeared on the left bank. Making a wide circle just above what had become a glowing square of light, Earl pointed the raft upstream and steered it toward the bank. This spot was marked as Creston on the maps, but locals referred to it as Halberson’s Ferry. We spent the night with the welcoming Halbersons, who operated the ferry to the Colville Reservation side and ran a small sawmill when logs were available. Earl stayed at his ranch, a few miles away on the mesa.

The night was intensely cold, and I was not surprised to find icicles over a foot long on the flume behind the house in the morning. The frozen ground returned a metallic clank to the tread of my hob-nailed boots as I stepped outside the door. Then I gave a gasp of amazement, for what did I see but Ike running—with a light, springing step—right along the surface of the river? At my exclamation one of the Halbersons left off toweling and came over to join me. “What’s wrong?” he asked, swinging his arms to keep warm. “Wrong!” I ejaculated; “look at that! I know this isn’t Galilee; but you don’t mean to tell me the Columbia has frozen over during[Pg 253] the night!” “Hardly that,” was the laughing answer. “Ike’s not running on either the ice or the water; he’s just riding a water-soaked log to save walking. It’s an old trick of his. Not many can do it like he can.” And that was all there was to it. Ike had spotted a drift-log stranded a short distance up-river, and was simply bringing it down the easiest way so as to lash it to the raft and take it to market. But I should have hated to have seen a thing like that “water-walking” effect in those long ago days on the Canadian Big Bend, when we used to prime our breakfast coffee with a couple of fingers of “thirty per over-proof.”

The night was extremely cold, and I wasn’t surprised to find icicles over a foot long on the flume behind the house in the morning. The frozen ground made a metallic clank under my hob-nailed boots as I stepped outside. Then I gasped in amazement, because what did I see but Ike running—with a light, springy step—right along the surface of the river? At my shout, one of the Halbersons stopped toweling off and came over to join me. “What’s wrong?” he asked, swinging his arms to stay warm. “Wrong!” I exclaimed; “look at that! I know this isn’t Galilee, but you can’t be telling me the Columbia has frozen over during[Pg 253] the night!” “Hardly,” he laughed. “Ike’s not running on the ice or the water; he’s just riding a water-soaked log to avoid walking. It’s an old trick of his. Not many people can do it like he can.” And that was all there was to it. Ike had spotted a drift log stranded a short distance upstream and was simply bringing it down the easiest way to tie it to the raft and take it to market. But I would have hated to see something like that “water-walking” effect back in those long-ago days in the Canadian Big Bend, when we used to kick off our breakfast coffee with a couple of fingers of “thirty per over-proof.”

We cast off at nine-thirty, after Ike had laid in some more “component parts” of his mighty sweep at the little sawmill. Although less deeply encanyoned than through the stretch down which we passed the previous night, there were still enormously high cliffs on both sides of the river. Trees and brush were scarcer and scrubbier than above, and the general aspect was becoming more and more like the semi-arid parts of the Colorado Desert. The colouring was somewhat less vivid than the riot in the canyon above, but was almost equally varied. The colour-effect was diversified along this part of the river by the appearance of great patches of rock-growing lichen, shading through half a dozen reds and browns to the most delicate amethyst and sage-green. At places it was impossible to tell from the river where the mineral pigments left off and the vegetable coating began.

We set off at nine-thirty, after Ike had stocked up on more “component parts” for his massive sweep at the little sawmill. Although the cliffs on both sides of the river weren't as towering as those we passed the night before, they were still impressively high. There were fewer trees and the brush was more sparse and scraggly compared to upstream, giving the area a look that was increasingly similar to the semi-arid regions of the Colorado Desert. The colors here were a bit less vibrant than the explosion of hues we saw in the canyon above, but still quite diverse. Along this stretch of the river, the color palette was enhanced by large patches of rock-growing lichen, transitioning through a range of reds and browns to the softest amethyst and sage-green. In some spots, it was hard to distinguish where the mineral pigments ended and the plant life began.

The river was broad and widening, with a compar[Pg 254]atively slow current and only occasional stretches of white water. I took the occasion to launch the skiff and paddle about for an hour, trying to get some line on the speed at which the raft was towing. In smooth water I found I had the legs of her about three-to-one, and in rapids of about two-to-one. From this I figured that she did not derive more than from a mile and a half to two miles an hour of her speed from the launch. I only raced her through one bit of rapid, and she was such a poor sport about the course that I refused to repeat the stunt. Just as I began to spurt past her down through the jumping white caps she did a sort of a side-slip and crowded me out of the channel and into a rather messy souse-hole. The outraged Imshallah gulped a big mouthful, but floundered through right-side up, as she always seemed able to do in that sort of stuff. But I pulled into an eddy and let the hulking old wood-pile have the right-of-way, declining Earl’s tooted challenge for a brush in the riffle immediately following. A monster that could eat whirlpools alive wasn’t anything for a skiff to monkey with the business end of. I boarded her respectfully by the stern and pulled Imshallah up after me.

The river was wide and getting wider, with a fairly slow current and only occasional patches of white water. I took the opportunity to launch the skiff and paddle around for an hour, trying to gauge how fast the raft was towing. In smooth water, I found that I could outpace her by about three-to-one, and in rapids by about two-to-one. From this, I estimated that she only got about a mile and a half to two miles per hour of her speed from the launch. I only raced her through one stretch of rapids, and she was such a poor sport about it that I refused to try again. Just as I started to speed past her through the bouncing whitecaps, she made a sort of sideways lurch and pushed me out of the channel and into a pretty messy spot. The outraged Imshallah took in a big gulp of water but managed to come through upright, as she always seemed to do in that kind of stuff. But I pulled into an eddy and let the bulky old wood-pile have the right-of-way, turning down Earl’s honked challenge for a race in the riffle right after. A monster that could devour whirlpools wasn’t something a skiff should mess with. I climbed aboard her respectfully from the stern and pulled Imshallah up after me.

The great bald dome of White Rock, towering a thousand feet above the left bank of the river, signalled our approach to Hell Gate. Towing across a broad reach of quiet water, Earl laid the raft against the left bank about half a mile above where a pair of black rock jaws, froth-flecked and savage, seemed closing together in an attempt to bite the river in two.[Pg 255] That was as close as it was safe to stop the raft, Earl explained as we made fast the mooring lines, for the current began to accelerate rapidly almost immediately below. There were some shacks and an ancient apple orchard on the bench above, and Ike came over to whisper that they used to make some mighty kicky cider there once upon a time, and perhaps.... I did not need the prompting of Earl’s admonitory head-shake. “Get a jump on you with the sweep,” I said, “while Earl and I go down and help Roos set up. There’ll be time enough to talk about cider below Hell Gate.” I saw a somewhat (to judge from a distance) Bacchantic ciderette picking her way down the bench bank to the raft as the launch sped off down stream, but if Ike realized dividends from the visit there was never anything to indicate it.

The huge bald dome of White Rock, rising a thousand feet above the left bank of the river, signaled our approach to Hell Gate. Towing across a wide stretch of calm water, Earl positioned the raft against the left bank about half a mile upstream from where a pair of black rock jaws, frothy and fierce, seemed to be closing together, trying to split the river in two.[Pg 255] That was as close as it was safe to stop the raft, Earl explained while we secured the mooring lines, because the current began to pick up speed almost immediately below. There were some shacks and an old apple orchard on the bank above, and Ike came over to whisper that they used to make some really strong cider there back in the day, and perhaps... I didn’t need Earl’s warning head shake to know better. “Get a jump on it with the sweep,” I said, “while Earl and I head down to help Roos set up. There’ll be plenty of time to talk about cider after Hell Gate.” From a distance, I spotted a somewhat tipsy-looking girl making her way down the bank to the raft as the launch sped off downstream, but if Ike got anything out of the visit, he never showed it.

Although Hell Gate is a long ways from being the worst rapid on the Columbia, it comes pretty near to qualifying as the worst looking rapid. A long black reef, jutting out from the left bank, chokes the river into a narrow channel and forces it over against the rocky wall on the right. It shoots between these obstructions with great velocity, only to split itself in two against a big rock island a hundred yards farther down. The more direct channel is to the right, but it is too narrow to be of use. The main river, writhing like a wounded snake after being bounced off the sheer wall of the island, zigzags on through the black basaltic barrier in a course shaped a good deal like an elongated letter “Z.” Hell Gate is very much like either the Great or Little Dalles[Pg 256] would be if a jog were put into it by an earthquake—a rapid shaped like a flash of lightning, and with just as much kick in it.

Although Hell Gate is far from being the worst rapid on the Columbia, it comes pretty close to being the worst looking rapid. A long black reef, sticking out from the left bank, squeezes the river into a narrow channel and pushes it against the rocky wall on the right. It rushes between these obstacles with great speed, only to split in two against a large rock island a hundred yards downstream. The more straightforward channel is to the right, but it’s too narrow to be useful. The main river, twisting like a wounded snake after hitting the steep wall of the island, zigzags through the black basalt barrier in a path that resembles an elongated letter “Z.” Hell Gate is very much like what either the Great or Little Dalles[Pg 256] would be if an earthquake made a jog in it—a rapid shaped like a flash of lightning, and with just as much kick to it.

After much climbing and scrambling over rocks, Roos found a place about half way down the left side of the jagged gorge from which he could command the raft rounding the first leg of the “Z” and running part of the second leg. It would have taken a half dozen machines to cover the whole run through, but the place he had chosen was the one which would show the most one camera could be expected to get. It would miss entirely the main thing—the fight to keep the raft from bumping the rock island and splitting in two like the river did. That could not be helped, however. A set up in a place to catch that would have caught very little else, and we desired to show something of the general character of the gorge and rapid. Roos, solacing himself with the remark to the effect that, if the raft did break up, probably the biggest part of the wreck would come down his side, was cutting himself a “sylvan frame” through the branches of a gnarled old screw pine as we left him to go to the launch.

After a lot of climbing and scrambling over rocks, Roos found a spot about halfway down the left side of the jagged gorge where he could see the raft going around the first curve of the “Z” and part of the second curve. It would take several machines to cover the entire run, but the spot he picked was the one that would show the most that one camera could realistically capture. It would completely miss the main action—the struggle to keep the raft from hitting the rock island and splitting in two like the river did. That couldn’t be helped, though. A setup to catch that would have only captured very little else, and we wanted to show something of the general character of the gorge and the rapids. Roos, comforting himself with the thought that if the raft did break apart, the largest part of the wreck would probably come down his side, was busy cutting himself a “sylvan frame” through the branches of a twisted old screw pine as we left him to head to the launch.

IKE RIDING A LOG (left)
IKE ON THE MOORING LINE OF THE RAFT (right)

RAFT BEING TOWED BY LAUNCH NEAR THE MOUTH OF SAN POIL (above)
IKE AT THE SWEEP BELOW HELL GATE (below)

Ike was sitting on the bank talking with a couple of men from the farm-house when we got back to the raft. He had completed the sweep, he said, but as he had forgotten to provide any “pin” to hang it on he didn’t quite know what to do. Perhaps we had better go up to the farm-house and have dinner first, and then maybe he would think of something. The thought of keeping Roos—whom I had seen on the verge of apoplexy over a half minute delay once [Pg 257]he was ready for action—standing with crooked elbow at his crank, waiting an hour or more for the raft to shoot round the bend the next second, struck me as so ludicrous that I had to sit down myself to laugh without risk of rolling into the river. When I finally got my breath and sight back, I found Earl’s ready mind had hit upon the idea of using the hickory adze-handle as a pivot for the sweep and that he and Ike were already rigging it. Ten minutes later the launch had swung the raft out into the current and we were headed for Hell Gate.

Ike was sitting on the bank chatting with a couple of guys from the farmhouse when we got back to the raft. He said he had finished the sweep, but since he forgot to bring any “pin” to hang it on, he wasn’t sure what to do next. Maybe we should head up to the farmhouse for dinner first, and then he might come up with something. The thought of having Roos—who I had seen nearly losing it over a short delay right when he was ready to go—standing there with his elbow bent at the crank, waiting an hour or more for the raft to round the bend the next minute, struck me as so ridiculous that I had to sit down to laugh without the risk of falling into the river. When I finally caught my breath and regained my sight, I saw that Earl had come up with the idea of using the hickory adze-handle as a pivot for the sweep, and he and Ike were already setting it up. Ten minutes later, the launch had swung the raft out into the current, and we were headed for Hell Gate.

The sweep, clumsy as it looked, was most ingeniously constructed. Its handle was a four-inch-in-diameter fir trunk, about twenty feet in length. One end of it had been hewn down to give hand-grip on it, and the other split to receive the blade. The latter was a twelve-foot plank, a foot and a half in width and three inches in thickness, roughly rounded and hewn to the shape of the flat of an oar. It was set at a slight upward tilt from the fir-trunk handle. Ike had contrived to centre the weight of the whole sweep so nicely that you could swing it on its adze-handle pivot with one hand. Swing it in the air, I mean; submerged, five or six men would have been none too few to force that colossal blade through the water. Ike admitted that himself, but reckoned that the two of us ought to be ‘better’n nothin’ ’tall.’

The sweep, awkward as it looked, was actually very cleverly made. Its handle was a fir trunk about twenty feet long and four inches in diameter. One end was trimmed down for a grip, while the other end was split to hold the blade. The blade itself was a twelve-foot plank, a foot and a half wide and three inches thick, roughly shaped like the flat of an oar. It was positioned at a slight upward angle from the fir trunk handle. Ike had managed to distribute the weight of the entire sweep so well that you could swing it with one hand at the pivot of the adze handle. I mean, you could swing it in the air; submerged, it would take five or six men to push that huge blade through the water. Ike admitted that himself, but he thought that the two of us should still be “better than nothing at all.”

As we swung out into the quickening current, I mentioned to Ike that, as I had never even seen a sweep of that kind in operation, much less worked at it myself, it might now be in order for him to give me some idea of what he hoped to do with it, and how.[Pg 258] “Ye’re right,” he assented, after ejecting the inevitable squirt of tobacco and parking the residuary quid out of the way of his tongue as a squirrel stows a nut; “ye’re right; five minutes fer eloosidashun an’ r’h’rsal.” As usual, Ike overestimated the time at his disposal; nevertheless, his intensive method of training was so much to the point that I picked up a “right smart bit o’ sweep dope” before we began to cram into the crooked craw of Hell Gate.

As we swung out into the fast-moving current, I told Ike that since I had never even seen a sweep like that in action, let alone used one myself, it would be a good time for him to explain what he planned to do with it and how.[Pg 258] “You’re right,” he agreed, after spitting out the usual chew of tobacco and moving the leftover wad out of the way like a squirrel stashing a nut; “you’re right; five minutes for explanation and practice.” As usual, Ike overestimated the time he had, but his focused training method was on point, and I picked up a “good amount of sweep knowledge” before we started to squeeze into the twisted path of Hell Gate.

This was the biggest raft he had ever tried to take through, Ike explained, but he’d never had so powerful a motor launch; and Earl was the best man in his line on the Columbia. He reckoned that the launch would be able to swing the head of the raft clear of the rock island where the river split “agin” it; but swinging out the head would have the effect of swinging in the stern. We were to man the sweep for the purpose of keeping the raft from striking amidships. We would only have to stroke one way, but we’d sure have to “jump into it billy hell!” “That being so,” I suggested, “perhaps we better try a practice stroke or two to perfect our team-work.” That struck Ike as reasonable, and so we went at it, he on the extreme end of the handle, I one “grip” farther along.

This was the biggest raft he had ever tried to navigate, Ike explained, but he’d never had such a powerful motorboat; and Earl was the best guy for the job on the Columbia. He figured the boat would be able to swing the front of the raft clear of the rock island where the river split against it; but swinging out the front would mean the back would swing in. We were to take turns on the oars to keep the raft from hitting in the middle. We only needed to paddle one way, but we really needed to put in a lot of effort! “In that case,” I suggested, “maybe we should practice a stroke or two to get our teamwork down.” Ike thought that made sense, so we got to it, with him on the far end of the oar and me one grip further along.

Pressing the handle almost to our feet in order to elevate the blade, we dipped the latter with a swinging upward lift and jumped into the stroke. In order to keep the blade well submerged, it was necessary to exert almost as much force upward as forward. The compression on the spine was rather awful—especially as I was two or three inches taller than Ike, and on top of that, had the “inside” berth,[Pg 259] where the handle was somewhat nearer the deck. But the blade moved through the water when we both straightened into it; slowly at first, and more rapidly toward the end of the stroke. Then we lifted the blade out of the water, and Ike swung it back through the air alone. I had only to “crab-step” back along the runway—a couple of planks laid over the cordwood—and be ready for the next stroke. Twice we went through that operation, without—so far as I could see—having any effect whatever upon the raft; but that was only because I was expecting “skiff-action” from a hundred tons of logs. We really must have altered the course considerably, for presently a howl came back from Earl to “do it t’other way,” as we were throwing her out of the channel. By the time we had “corrected” with a couple of strokes in the opposite direction the launch was dipping over the crest of the “intake.” Straightening up but not relinquishing the handle, Ike said to “let ’er ride fer a minnit,” but to stand-by ready.

Pressing the handle almost to our feet to lift the blade, we swung it upward and jumped into the stroke. To keep the blade submerged, we had to exert almost as much force upward as we did forward. The strain on my spine was pretty rough—especially since I was two or three inches taller than Ike, plus I had the “inside” berth, where the handle was closer to the deck. But the blade moved through the water when we both straightened into it; it started slowly and picked up speed toward the end of the stroke. Then we lifted the blade out of the water, and Ike swung it back through the air by himself. I just had to “crab-step” back along the runway—a couple of planks laid over some firewood—and be ready for the next stroke. We repeated that process twice without—at least from what I could see—having any impact on the raft; but that was just because I was expecting “skiff-action” from a hundred tons of logs. We must have changed course quite a bit because soon we heard Earl yelling to “do it the other way,” as we were pushing it out of the channel. By the time we “corrected” our direction with a couple of strokes the opposite way, the launch was swaying over the crest of the “intake.” Straightening up but not letting go of the handle, Ike said to “let it ride for a minute,” but to be ready.

That swift opening run through the outer portal of Hell Gate offered about the only chance I had for a “look-see.” My recollections of the interval that followed at the sweep are a good deal blurred. I noted that the water of the black-walled chasm down which we were racing was swift and deep, but not—right there at least—too rough for the skiff to ride. I noted how the sharp point of the rock island ahead threw off two unequal back-curving waves, as a battleship will do when turning at full speed. I remember thinking that, if I were in the skiff, I would try to avoid the island by sheering over to the right-hand[Pg 260] channel. It looked too hard a pull to make the main one to the left; and the latter would have the worst whirlpools, too. I noted how confoundedly in the way of the river that sharp-nosed island was; and not only of the river, but of anything coming down the river. With that up-stabbing point out of the stream, how easy it would be! But since....

That quick run through the outer entrance of Hell Gate was pretty much my only chance to take a look around. My memories of what happened next are pretty fuzzy. I noticed that the water in the dark chasm we were racing through was fast and deep, but at least there, it wasn't too rough for the boat to handle. I saw how the sharp tip of the rock island ahead created two uneven back-curving waves, like a battleship does when it turns at full speed. I remember thinking that if I were in the boat, I would try to avoid the island by veering over to the right channel. The main channel to the left looked like it would be too difficult to navigate, plus it had the worst whirlpools. I noticed how frustratingly in the way that sharp-nosed island was—not just for the river, but for anything coming down the river. If that point didn't jut out into the stream, it would be so much easier! But since....

“Stan’-by!” came in a growl from Ike. “’Memba naow—‘billy hell’ when I says ‘jump!’” By the fact that he spat forth the whole of his freshly-bitten quid I had a feeling that the emergency was considerably beyond the ordinary. My last clear recollection was of Earl’s sharply altering his course just before he nosed into the roaring back-curving wave thrown off by the island and beginning to tow to the left with his line at half of a right-angle to the raft. The staccato of his accelerating engine cut like the rattle of a machine-gun through the heavy rumble of the rapid, and I knew that he had thrown it wide open even before the foam-geyser kicked up by the propellers began to tumble over onto the stern of the launch. On a reduced scale, it was the same sort of in-tumbling jet that a destroyer throws up when, at the appearance of an ominous blur in the fog, she goes from quarter-speed-ahead to full-speed-astern. A jet like that means that the spinning screws are meeting almost solid resistance in the water.

“Stand by!” came a growl from Ike. “Remember now—‘hell to pay’ when I say ‘jump!’” The way he spat out his freshly-chewed tobacco made me feel like the situation was way beyond ordinary. My last clear memory was of Earl sharply changing direction just before he hit the huge back-curving wave created by the island and starting to pull to the left with his line at half a right angle to the raft. The staccato of his speeding engine cut through the heavy rumble of the rapid like a machine gun, and I knew he had opened it up wide even before the spray kicked up by the propellers started crashing onto the back of the launch. On a smaller scale, it was the same kind of wave a destroyer creates when, at the sight of something suspicious in the fog, it goes from cruising speed to full reverse. A wave like that means the spinning propellers are hitting almost solid resistance in the water.

Ike’s shoulder cut off my view ahead now, and I knew that the bow was swinging out only from the way the stern was swinging in. At his grunted “Now!” we did our curtsey-and-bow to the sweep-handle, just as we had practised it, then dipped the[Pg 261] blade and drove it hard to the right. Four or five times we repeated that stroke, and right smartly, too, it seemed to me. The stern stopped swinging just at the right time, shooting by the foam-whitened fang of the black point by a good ten feet. The back-curving wave crashed down in solid green on the starboard quarter—but harmlessly. There was water enough to have swamped a batteau, but against a raft the comber had knocked its head off for nothing.

Ike's shoulder blocked my view ahead, and I realized that the bow was swinging out just from the way the stern was swinging in. At his grunted “Now!” we did our curtsey-and-bow to the sweep handle, just like we had practiced, then dipped the blade and pushed it hard to the right. We repeated that stroke four or five times, and it felt pretty sharp to me. The stern stopped swinging just at the right moment, passing by the foam-whitened point of the black shore by a good ten feet. The back-curving wave crashed down in solid green on the starboard side—but harmlessly. There was enough water to have swamped a batteau, but against a raft, the wave just hit it uselessly.

Under Ike’s assurance that the battle would all be over but the shouting in half a minute, I had put about everything I had into those half dozen mighty pushes with the sweep. I started to back off leisurely and resume my survey of the scenery as we cleared the point, but Ike’s mumbled “Nother one!” brought me back to the sweep again. Evidently there had been some kind of a slip-up. “Wha’ ’smatter?” I gurgled, as we swayed onto the kicking handle, and “Engin’s on blink,” rumbled the chesty reply. “Gotta keep’er off wi’ sweep.”

Under Ike's assurance that the battle would be over except for the yelling in half a minute, I had put just about everything I had into those six powerful pushes with the sweep. I started to ease back and enjoy the scenery as we rounded the point, but Ike’s mumbled “Another one!” pulled me back to the sweep. Clearly, something had gone wrong. “What’s the matter?” I gasped as we swayed onto the kicking handle, and “Engine’s on the fritz,” the deep reply came. “Gotta keep it off with the sweep.”

It had been the motor-boat’s rôle, after keeping the head of the raft clear of the point of the island by a strong side pull, to tow out straight ahead again as soon as the menace of collision was past. Earl was trying to do this now (I glimpsed as I crab-stepped back), but with two or three cylinders missing was not able to do much more than straighten out the tow-line. As the raft was already angling to the channel, the fact the current was swifter against the side of the island had the tendency to throw her stern in that direction. It was up to the sweep to keep her from striking, just as it had been at the point. What made[Pg 262] it worse now was that the possible points of impact were scattered all the way along for two or three hundred yards, while the launch was giving very little help.

It was the motorboat's job, after keeping the front of the raft clear of the island's point with a strong side pull, to tow straight ahead as soon as the risk of collision was over. Earl was trying to do this now (I noticed as I sidestepped back), but with two or three cylinders down, he could barely do more than straighten out the tow line. Since the raft was already angled toward the channel, the faster current against the island tended to push the back end in that direction. It was up to the sweep to prevent a collision, just like it had been at the point. What made it even worse now was that the potential points of impact were spread over two or three hundred yards, while the launch was providing very little assistance.

A man ought to be able to lean onto a sweep all day long without getting more than a good comfortable weariness, and so I could have done had I been properly broken in. But I was in the wrong place on the sweep, and, on top of that, had allowed my infantile enthusiasm to lead me into trying to scoop half the Columbia out of its channel at every stroke. And so it was that when we came to a real showdown, I found myself pretty hard put to come through with what was needed. Ike’s relentless “’Nother one!” at the end of each soul-and-body wracking stroke was all that was said, but the ’tween-teethed grimness of its utterance was more potent as a verbal scourge than a steady stream of sulphurous curses. Ike was saving his breath, and I didn’t have any left to pour out my feelings with.

A man should be able to lean on a broom all day without feeling anything more than a good, comfortable fatigue, and I *could* have done that if I had been properly trained. But I was in the wrong spot on the broom, and to make things worse, my childlike enthusiasm led me to try to scoop out half of the Columbia River with every stroke. So when it came to a real test, I found it really tough to keep up with what was needed. Ike's relentless “’Nother one!” at the end of each exhausting stroke was all he said, but the grimness in the way he said it felt harsher than a constant stream of fiery curses. Ike was conserving his energy, and I didn’t have any left to express my feelings.

We were close to the ragged black wall all the way, and I have an idea that the back-waves thrown off by the projecting points had about as much to do with keeping us from striking as had the sweep. Such waves will often buffer off a canoe or batteau, and they must have helped some with the raft. There is no doubt, however, that, if the raft had once been allowed to swing broadside, either she or the rock island would have had to change shape or else hold up the million or so horse-power driving the Columbia. That could have only resulted in a one-two-three climax, with the island, Columbia and raft finishing[Pg 263] in the order named. Or, to express it in more accurate race-track vernacular; “Island,” first; “Columbia,” second; “Raft,” nowhere!

We were close to the rough black wall the whole time, and I think the back-waves bouncing off the protruding points had as much to do with keeping us from crashing as the current did. Those waves can often push a canoe or batteau off course, and they must have helped a bit with the raft too. However, there's no doubt that if the raft had ever swung sideways, either it or the rock island would have had to change shape or hold back the million or so horsepower powering the Columbia. That would have only led to a quick finish, with the island, Columbia, and raft coming in the order I just mentioned. Or, to put it in more precise racing terms: “Island,” first; “Columbia,” second; “Raft,” nowhere![Pg 263]

My spine was a bar of red-hot iron rasping up and down along the exposed ends of all its connecting nerves, when a throaty “Aw right!” from Ike signalled that the worst was past. Hanging over the end of the trailing sweep-handle, I saw that the raft had swung into a big eddy at the foot of the island, and that the launch, with its engine still spraying scattered pops, was trying to help the back-current carry her in to the right bank. Middle and Lower Rapids of Hell Gate were still below us, but Earl had evidently determined not to run them until his engine was hitting on all fours again. It was characteristic of him that he didn’t offer any explanation as to what had gone wrong, or why; but the trouble must have been a consequence of the terrific strain put on the engine in towing the head of the raft clear of the upper point of the island. At the end of a quarter hour’s tinkering Earl reckoned that the engine would go “purty good” now; leastways, he hoped so, for there was nothing more he could do outside of a machine-shop. To save tying up again below, he ran across and picked up Roos and the camera before casting off.

My spine felt like a bar of red-hot iron grinding up and down along the exposed ends of all its connecting nerves when a deep "Aw right!" from Ike signaled that the worst was over. Hanging over the end of the trailing sweep-handle, I saw that the raft had swung into a big eddy at the foot of the island, and the launch, with its engine still sputtering, was trying to let the back-current carry her to the right bank. The Middle and Lower Rapids of Hell Gate were still below us, but Earl had clearly decided not to run them until his engine was running smoothly again. It was typical of him not to offer any explanation about what had gone wrong or why; but the issue must have been due to the incredible strain on the engine while towing the head of the raft clear of the upper point of the island. After about fifteen minutes of tinkering, Earl figured that the engine would run "pretty good" now; at least, he hoped so, because there was nothing more he could do outside a machine shop. To avoid tying up again later, he ran across, picked up Roos and the camera before casting off.

Middle and Lower Rapids were just straight, fast, white water, and we ran them without trouble. Roos set up on the raft and shot a panorama of the reeling rollers and the flying black curtains of the rocky walls as they slid past. Then he made a close-up of the weird, undulating Chinese-Dragon-wiggle of the[Pg 264] “deck” of the raft, and finally, when we had recovered a bit of breath, of Ike and me toiling at the sweep. To save time, we had lunch on the raft, taking Earl’s portion up to him in the skiff.

Middle and Lower Rapids were just straight, fast, white water, and we navigated them without any problems. Roos set up on the raft and captured a wide shot of the swirling rollers and the dark, towering rock walls as they rushed by. Then he took a close-up of the strange, undulating “deck” of the raft, and finally, once we had caught our breath, of Ike and me working hard at the oars. To save time, we had lunch on the raft, bringing Earl’s portion up to him in the skiff.

Ike, announcing that he would need a crew of four or five men to handle the raft in Box Canyon, was scouting for hands all afternoon. Whenever a farm or a ferry appeared in the distance, we would pull ahead in the skiff and he would dash ashore and pursue intensive recruiting until the raft had come up and gone on down river. Then we would push off and chase it, repeating the performance as soon as another apple orchard or ferry tower crept out beyond a bend. For all our zeal, there was not a man to show when we finally pulled the skiff aboard as darkness was falling on the river. Most of the men Ike talked to took one look at the nearing raft and cut him off with a “Good-night” gesture, the significance of which was not lost on me even in the distant skiff. The nearest we came to landing any one was at Plum, where the half-breed ferry-man said he would have gone if it hadn’t been for the fact that his wife was about to become a mother. It wasn’t that he was worried on the woman’s account (she did that sort of thing quite regularly without trouble), but he had bet a horse with the blacksmith that it was going to be a boy, and he kind of wanted to be on hand to be sure they didn’t put anything over on him.

Ike announced that he needed a crew of four or five guys to handle the raft in Box Canyon and spent the entire afternoon looking for help. Whenever we spotted a farm or a ferry in the distance, we'd speed ahead in the skiff, and he would rush ashore to recruit until the raft floated by. Then we'd set off and chase it, repeating the process whenever another apple orchard or ferry came into view. Despite our enthusiasm, we hadn’t managed to find anyone by the time we finally pulled the skiff on board as darkness fell over the river. Most of the guys Ike approached took one look at the approaching raft and waved him off with a “Good-night” gesture, which I totally understood from the skiff even at a distance. The closest we got to convincing someone was at Plum, where the half-breed ferry guy said he would have come along if it weren’t for the fact that his wife was about to give birth. It wasn’t that he was worried about her (she had those kinds of things pretty regularly without any issues), but he had bet a horse with the blacksmith that it would be a boy, and he wanted to be there to make sure they didn’t pull a fast one on him.

At Clark’s Ferry an old pal of Ike’s, whom he had confidently counted on getting, not only refused to go when he saw the raft, but even took the old river rat aside and talked to him long and earnestly, after[Pg 265] the manner of a brother. Ike was rather depressed after that, and spent the next hour slouching back and forth across the stern runway, nursing the handle of the gently-swung sweep against his cheek like a pet kitten. He was deeply introspective, and seemed to be brooding over something. It was not until the next morning that he admitted that the raft had not proved quite as handy as he had calculated.

At Clark’s Ferry, an old buddy of Ike’s, who he had confidently expected to join him, not only refused to come when he saw the raft but also pulled the old river rat aside for a long and serious talk, like brothers do. Ike felt pretty down after that and spent the next hour pacing back and forth across the stern walkway, nursing the handle of the gently-swayed oar against his cheek like a pet kitten. He was lost in thought and seemed to be brooding over something. It wasn’t until the next morning that he admitted the raft hadn’t turned out to be as useful as he had thought.

Again we ran well into the dark, but this time in a somewhat opener canyon than the black gorge we had threaded the night before. It was Spring Canyon we were making for, where Ike had left his last raft. No one was living there, he said, but it was a convenient place for the ranchers from up on the plateau to come and get the wood. Earl found the place and made the landing with not even a window-light to guide. We moored to the lower logs of the cedar raft, most of which was now lying high and dry on the rocks, left by the falling river. We cooked supper on the bank and—after Roos had deftly picked the lock with a bent wire—slept on the floor of an abandoned farm-house on the bench above.

Again we ran deep into the dark, but this time in a slightly wider canyon than the narrow gorge we had navigated the night before. We were heading for Spring Canyon, where Ike had left his last raft. Nobody was living there, he said, but it was a convenient spot for the ranchers from up on the plateau to come and gather wood. Earl found the place and made the landing without a single light to guide us. We tied up to the lower logs of the cedar raft, most of which was now high and dry on the rocks, left behind by the falling river. We cooked dinner on the bank and—after Roos skillfully picked the lock with a bent wire—slept on the floor of an abandoned farmhouse on the bench above.

Ike had complained a good deal of his gasoline-burned back during the day, and was evidently suffering not a little discomfort from the chafing of his woollen undershirt. He was restless during the night, and when he got up at daybreak I saw him pick up and shake out an old white table-cloth that had been thrown in one corner. When I went down to the raft a little later, I found the old rat stripped to the waist and Earl engaged in swathing the burned back in the folds of the white table-cloth. As the resultant bundle[Pg 266] was rather too bulky to allow a shirt to be drawn over it, Ike went around for a couple of hours just as he was, for all the world like “the noblest Roman of them all”—from neck to the waist, that is. The long, drooping, tobacco-stained moustaches, no less than the sagging overalls, would have had rather a “foreign” look on the Forum Romanum.

Ike had complained a lot about his burnt back during the day and was clearly uncomfortable from the rubbing of his wool undershirt. He was restless all night, and when he got up at dawn, I saw him pick up and shake out an old white tablecloth that had been tossed in a corner. When I went down to the raft a little later, I found the old guy stripped to the waist and Earl wrapping his burnt back in the folds of the white tablecloth. Since the resulting bundle was too bulky for a shirt to fit over, Ike spent a couple of hours just like that, looking all the world like "the noblest Roman of them all"—from neck to waist, that is. His long, drooping, tobacco-stained mustache, along with his sagging overalls, would have looked rather "foreign" on the Forum Romanum.


CHAPTER XI

BY LAUNCH THROUGH BOX CANYON

There was plainly something on Ike’s mind all through breakfast, but what it was didn’t transpire until I asked him what time he would be ready to push off. Then, like a man who blurts out an unpalatable truth, he gave the free end of his “toga” a fling back over his shoulder and announced that he had come to the conclusion that the raft was too big and too loosely constructed to run Box Canyon; in fact, we could count ourselves lucky that we got through Hell Gate without smashing up. What he proposed to do was to take the biggest and straightest logs from both the rafts and make a small, solid one that would stand any amount of banging from the rocks. He never gave a thought to his life when working on the river, he declared, but it would be a shame to run an almost certain risk of losing so big a lot of logs and cordwood. The wreckage would be sure to be salvaged by farmers who would otherwise have to buy wood from him, so he would be a double loser in case the raft went to pieces. I told him that I quite appreciated his feelings (about the wood and logs, I mean), and asked how long he figured it would take to get the logs out of the old rafts and build a new one. He reckoned it could be done in two or three days, if we hustled. As I had already learned that any of Ike’s[Pg 268] estimates of time had to be multiplied by at least two to approximate accuracy, I realized at once that our rafting voyage was at an end. We already had some very good raft pictures, and as a few hundred yards of the run through Box Canyon would be all that could be added to these, it did not seem worth anything like the delay building the new raft would impose. As far as the sale of the wood and logs was concerned, Ike said he would rather have the stuff where it was than in Bridgeport.

There was clearly something bothering Ike throughout breakfast, but it didn’t come out until I asked him what time he’d be ready to leave. Then, like someone spilling an uncomfortable truth, he tossed the loose end of his "toga" over his shoulder and said he had decided the raft was too big and poorly built to navigate Box Canyon; in fact, we were lucky to have made it through Hell Gate without breaking apart. He suggested taking the largest and straightest logs from both rafts to build a smaller, sturdier one that could handle a lot of impact from the rocks. He said he never worried about his life while working on the river, but it would be a shame to risk losing such a large quantity of logs and firewood. The wreckage would definitely be picked up by farmers who would otherwise have to buy wood from him, so he’d be losing out on both ends if the raft fell apart. I told him I understood his concerns (about the wood and logs, I mean) and asked how long he thought it would take to get the logs out of the old rafts and build a new one. He figured it could be done in two or three days if we moved quickly. Since I had already learned that any of Ike’s time estimates needed to be doubled to be accurate, I realized immediately that our rafting trip was over. We already had some great photos of the raft, and since only a few hundred yards through Box Canyon could be added to those, it didn’t seem worth the delay of building a new raft. As for selling the wood and logs, Ike said he preferred to keep them where they were rather than in Bridgeport.

So, quite unexpectedly but in all good feeling, we prepared to abandon the raft and have the motor-boat take the skiff in tow as far as Chelan. This would make up a part of the time we had lost in waiting for the raft in the first place, and also save the portage round Box Canyon. It was quite out of the question venturing into that gorge in our small boat, Earl said, but he had made it before with his launch, and reckoned he could do it again. We settled with Ike on a basis of twenty dollars a day for his time, out of which he would pay for the launch. As his big raft of logs and firewood was brought to its destination for nothing by this arrangement, he was that much ahead. For the further use of the launch, we were to pay Earl ten dollars a day and buy the gasoline.

So, unexpectedly but with a good vibe, we got ready to ditch the raft and have the motorboat tow the skiff all the way to Chelan. This would help make up for some of the time we lost waiting for the raft in the first place and would also avoid the hassle of portaging around Box Canyon. Earl said it was out of the question to risk going into that gorge in our small boat, but he had done it before with his launch and figured he could manage it again. We worked out a deal with Ike for twenty dollars a day for his time, from which he would cover the launch expenses. Since his large raft of logs and firewood got delivered for free through this arrangement, he was ahead financially. For the additional use of the launch, we agreed to pay Earl ten dollars a day and buy the gasoline.

We helped Ike get the raft securely moored, had an early lunch on the rocks, and pushed off at a little after noon, the skiff in tow of the launch on a short painter. A few miles along Ike pointed out a depression, high above the river on the left side, which he said was the mouth of the Grand Coulee, the ancient bed of the Columbia. I have already mentioned a[Pg 269] project which contemplates bringing water from the Pend d’Oreille to irrigate nearly two million acres of semi-arid land of the Columbia basin. A project that some engineers consider will bring water to the same land more directly and at a much less cost per acre is to build a dam all the way across the Columbia below the mouth of the Grand Coulee, and use the power thus available to pump sixteen thousand second-feet into the old channel of that river. Mr. James O’Sullivan, a contractor of Port Huron, Michigan, who has made an exhaustive study of this latter project, writes me as follows:

We helped Ike secure the raft, had an early lunch on the rocks, and set off shortly after noon, with the skiff being towed by the launch on a short rope. A few miles in, Ike pointed out a dip high above the river on the left side, which he said was the mouth of the Grand Coulee, the ancient riverbed of the Columbia. I've already mentioned a[Pg 269] project aimed at bringing water from the Pend d’Oreille to irrigate nearly two million acres of semi-arid land in the Columbia basin. Another project that some engineers believe will deliver water to the same land more directly and at a significantly lower cost per acre involves building a dam across the Columbia below the mouth of the Grand Coulee, using the available power to pump sixteen thousand cubic feet per second into the old channel of that river. Mr. James O’Sullivan, a contractor from Port Huron, Michigan, who has done an extensive study on this project, wrote to me as follows:

“A dam at this point could be built 300 feet high above low water, and it would form a lake 150 miles long all the way to the Canadian boundary. It is estimated that one million dollars would pay all the flooding damages. A dam 300 feet high would be 4,300 feet long on the crest, and would require about 5,000,000 cubic yards of concrete. It would cost, assuming bedrock not to exceed 100 feet below water, about forty million dollars. It is estimated that the power-house, direct connected pumps, turbines and discharge pipes would cost fifteen million dollars.... From the Columbia River to the arid lands, a distance of less than forty miles, there is a natural channel less than one mile wide, flanked by rock walls on both sides, so that the cost of getting water to the land would be primarily confined to the dam and power. Such a dam would require about five years to build, and it would create out of a worthless desert a national estate of four hundred and fifty million dollars, and the land would produce annually in crops two hundred and seventy-five million.... An irrigation district is now being formed in Central Washington, and it is proposed to proceed at once with the core drilling of the dam-site, to [Pg 270]determine the nature and depth of bedrock, which seems to be the only question left unsettled which affects the feasibility of the project. The Northwestern states are all in a league for securing the reclamation of this vast area, and there is no doubt that, if bedrock conditions prove to be favourable, that in the near future the money will be raised to construct this great project, which will reclaim an area equal to the combined irrigation projects undertaken by the U. S. Government to-day.... It is considered now that where power is free, a pumping lift as high as 300 feet is perfectly feasible.”

“A dam at this location could be built 300 feet high above low water, creating a lake 150 miles long stretching to the Canadian border. It's estimated that one million dollars would be enough to cover all flood damages. A 300-foot-high dam would be 4,300 feet long at the top and would need about 5 million cubic yards of concrete. Assuming the bedrock is no more than 100 feet below the water, it would cost around forty million dollars. The powerhouse, direct-connected pumps, turbines, and discharge pipes are expected to cost about fifteen million dollars. From the Columbia River to the dry lands, which is less than forty miles away, there is a natural channel less than one mile wide, flanked by rock walls on both sides, so most of the expense for delivering water to the area would mainly go toward the dam and power. This dam would take about five years to construct and would turn a barren desert into a national asset valued at four hundred and fifty million dollars, generating two hundred and seventy-five million in crops each year. An irrigation district is currently being established in Central Washington, and there are plans to start core drilling at the dam site immediately to assess the nature and depth of the bedrock, which seems to be the last major factor influencing the project's feasibility. The Northwestern states are collaborating on the reclamation of this vast area, and there’s no doubt that if the bedrock conditions are suitable, the funds will be raised to build this important project, which would reclaim an area equal to all the irrigation projects currently managed by the U.S. Government. It's now believed that where power is free, a pumping lift as high as 300 feet is completely viable.”

Which of these two great projects for the reclamation of the desert of the Columbia Basin has the most to recommend is not a question upon which a mere river voyageur, who is not an engineer, can offer an intelligent opinion. That the possibilities of such reclamation, if it can be economically effected, are incalculably immense, however, has been amply demonstrated. From source to mouth, the Columbia to-day is almost useless for power, irrigation and even transportation. The experience of those who, lured on by abnormal rainfalls of a decade or more ago, tried dry farming in this region border closely on the tragic. And the tragedy has been all the more poignant from the fact that the disaster of drought has overtaken them year after year with the Columbia running half a million second-feet of water to waste right before their eyes. I subsequently met a rancher in Wenatchee who said the only good the Columbia ever was to a man who tried to farm along it in the dry belt was as a place to drown himself in when he went broke.

Which of these two major projects for reclaiming the desert of the Columbia Basin has more advantages is not something a simple river voyager, who isn't an engineer, can intelligently comment on. However, the immense potential for such reclamation, if done economically, has been clearly shown. From its source to its mouth, the Columbia River today is nearly useless for power, irrigation, and even transportation. The experiences of those who, drawn in by unusual rainfalls a decade or more ago, attempted dry farming in this area are almost tragic. This tragedy is even more painful because the drought has hit them year after year while the Columbia runs with half a million second-feet of water, wasted right before their eyes. I later met a rancher in Wenatchee who said that the only good the Columbia ever was to someone trying to farm along it in the dry zone was as a place to drown himself when he went broke.

THE SUSPENSION BRIDGE AT CHELAN FALLS (above)
OLD RIVER VETERANS ON THE LANDING AT POTARIS. (CAPT. McDERMID ON THE LEFT, IKE EMERSON ON THE RIGHT) (below)

Night was falling as we entered Box Canyon (above)
The Columbia above Box Canyon (below)

[Pg 271]The rock-littered channel of Moneghan’s or Buckley’s Rapids was easily threaded by the launch, and Equilibrium or “Jumbo” Rapids, three miles lower down, did not prove a serious obstruction. The official name is the former, and was given the riffle by Symons on account of a round-topped rock which rolled back and forth in the current because of its unstable equilibrium. The local name of “Jumbo” derives from the fact that this same rolling rock has something of the appearance of an elephant, when viewed from a certain angle. Ten miles more of deep, evenly-flowing water brought us to Mah-kin Rapids and the head of Nespilem Canyon. The next twenty-four miles, terminating at the foot of what is officially called Kalichen Falls and Whirlpool (Box Canyon in local nomenclature), is the fastest stretch of equal length on the Columbia except on the Big Bend in Canada. It is one continuous succession of rapids, eddies and whirlpools all the way, and the much feared Box Canyon is a fitting finale. I was distinctly glad to be running through in a motor-boat rather than the skiff. As to the raft, I never have been able to make up my mind as to just how she would have fared.

[Pg 271]The rocky channel of Moneghan’s or Buckley’s Rapids was easy for the launch to navigate, and Equilibrium or “Jumbo” Rapids, three miles downstream, didn’t pose a serious challenge. The official name is the former, given by Symons because of a round rock that rolled back and forth in the current due to its unstable equilibrium. The local name “Jumbo” comes from that same rolling rock, which resembles an elephant when viewed from a certain angle. Another ten miles of deep, smooth water brought us to Mah-kin Rapids and the entrance to Nespilem Canyon. The following twenty-four miles, ending at the base of what is officially called Kalichen Falls and Whirlpool (known locally as Box Canyon), is the fastest stretch of its length on the Columbia except for the Big Bend in Canada. It’s a constant series of rapids, eddies, and whirlpools all the way, and the dreaded Box Canyon is a fitting end. I was definitely thankful to be going through in a motorboat instead of a skiff. As for the raft, I’ve never been able to decide how it would have managed.

The roar of the savage half-mile tumble of Mah-kin Rapids was a fitting overture to the main performance. The river narrows down sharply between precipitous banks, and most of the rocks from the surrounding hills seem to have rolled into the middle of the channel. There was an awful mess of churned water even where the river was deepest, and I wouldn’t have been quite comfortable heading into it[Pg 272] even in the launch. Earl seemed rather of the same mind, too, for he kept edging out to the right every time one of the big combers lurched over at him. With the engine running like a top, he kept her in comparatively good water all the way through. It was a striking lesson in the value of power in running a rapid—as long as the power doesn’t fail you.

The roar of the wild half-mile rush of Mah-kin Rapids was a perfect introduction to the main event. The river narrows sharply between steep banks, and it looks like most of the rocks from the surrounding hills have rolled into the middle of the channel. There was a chaotic mix of churned water even in the deepest parts of the river, and I definitely wouldn't have felt comfortable going into it[Pg 272] even in the boat. Earl seemed to feel the same way, as he gradually moved to the right each time a big wave crashed toward him. With the engine running smoothly, he kept the boat in relatively calm water all the way through. It was a powerful reminder of how important power is when navigating a rapid—as long as the power doesn't let you down.

Rock-peppered rapids followed each other every mile or two from the foot of Mah-kin, but—thanks to Earl’s nose for the best channel—we were not taking more than an occasional shower of spray over the bows where the water was whitest. It was not too rough for reading, and, anxious to prepare Roos for what he was about to experience at Kalichen Falls and Collision Rock, I dug out Symons’ report and ran rapidly through the dramatic description of how his party fared in running the sinister gorge ahead. It seems to me rather a classic of its kind, and I am setting it down in full, just as I read it to Roos and Ike that afternoon in the cockpit of the launch. I only wish I could complete the effect with the diorama of the flying canyon walls, the swirling waters of the river, and the obligato in duet by the roaring rapids and the sharply hitting engine.

Rocky rapids popped up every mile or two from the base of Mah-kin, but—thanks to Earl's knack for finding the best path—we weren’t getting hit by more than the occasional splash over the front where the water was the choppy. It wasn't too rough for reading, and wanting to prepare Roos for what he was about to face at Kalichen Falls and Collision Rock, I pulled out Symons' report and quickly went through the dramatic story of how his group managed to navigate the dangerous gorge ahead. I think it’s a bit of a classic, so I'm writing it down in full, just as I read it to Roos and Ike that afternoon in the cockpit of the launch. I just wish I could enhance the experience with the scene of the soaring canyon walls, the swirling river waters, and the background noise of the roaring rapids and the sharply revving engine.

“The shores of Nespilem Canyon are strewn with huge masses of black basaltic rock of all sizes and shapes, and this continues for several miles, forming a characteristic picture of Columbia River scenery. The complete ... lifelessness of the scene makes it seem exceedingly wild, almost unearthly. And so we plunge along swiftly through the rolling water, with huge rocks looming up, now on one side and now on the other. Every stroke of the oar is bearing [Pg 273]us onward, nearer and nearer, to that portion of our voyage most dreaded, the terrible Kalichen Falls and Whirlpool Rapids. We hear the low rumbling of the water, and see the tops of the huge half-sunken rocks and the white foam of the tumbling waters. For a few moments the rowing ceases, while brave old Pierre gives his orders to the Indians in their own tongue. He knows that everything depends upon his steering and their rowing or backing at the right moment, with all the strength they possess. Years ago he was in a Hudson Bay Company batteau which capsized in these very rapids, and out of a crew of sixteen men eight perished in the water or on the rocks.

The shores of Nespilem Canyon are filled with large black basalt rocks of various sizes and shapes, stretching for miles and offering a unique view of the Columbia River. The complete lifelessness of the scene feels incredibly wild, almost like another world. We move quickly through the choppy water, with big rocks on both sides. Each stroke of the oar brings us closer to the part of our journey we fear the most: the terrifying Kalichen Falls and Whirlpool Rapids. We can hear the low rumble of the water and see the massive half-submerged rocks and the white foam from the rushing waves. For a moment, we stop rowing as the brave old Pierre gives commands to the Native Americans in their language. He knows everything depends on his steering and their paddling at just the right time, with all their strength. Years ago, he was in a Hudson Bay Company boat that capsized in these very rapids, and out of a crew of sixteen men, eight lost their lives in the water or on the rocks. [Pg 273]

“The Indians make their preparations for the struggle by stripping off all their superfluous clothing, removing their gloves, and each ties a bright-coloured handkerchief tightly about his head; poles and extra oars are laid ready in convenient places to reach should they become necessary, and then with a shout the Indians seize their oars and commence laying to them with all their strength. We are rushing forward at a fearful rate, owing to the combined exertions of the Indians and the racing current, and we shudder at the thought of striking any of the huge black rocks near which we glide. Now we are fairly in the rapids, and our boat is rushing madly through the foam and billows; the Indians are shouting at every stroke in their wild, savage glee; it is infectious; we shout too, and feel the wild exultation which comes to men in moments of great excitement and danger. Ugly masses of rocks show their heads above the troubled waters on every side, and sunken rocks are discernible by the action of the surf. Great billows strike us fore and aft, some falling squarely over the bows and drenching us to the waist. This is bad enough, but the worst is yet to come as we draw near with great velocity to a huge rock which appears dead ahead.

“The Native Americans prepare for the struggle by taking off extra clothing, removing their gloves, and tying colorful bandanas tightly around their heads; poles and extra oars are placed within reach in case we need them. Then, with a shout, they grab their oars and start rowing with all their might. We're moving forward at a terrifying speed, thanks to the combined effort of the Native Americans and the strong current, and we shudder at the thought of colliding with any of the huge black rocks we pass by. Now we're fully in the rapids, and our boat is racing wildly through the foam and waves; the Native Americans shout with wild, fierce joy with every stroke; it’s contagious; we join in the shouting and feel the thrill that comes in moments of excitement and danger. Large chunks of rock rise above the turbulent waters all around us, and submerged rocks are revealed by the action of the waves. Huge waves hit us from the front and back, some crashing directly over the bow and soaking us to our waists. This is pretty rough, but the worst is yet to come as we speed toward a massive rock that appears right ahead.”

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“Has old Pierre seen it? The water looks terribly cold as we think of his failing eyesight. Then an order, a shout, backing on one side and pulling on the other, and a quick stroke of the steering oar, and the rock appears on our right hand. Another command, and answering shout, and the oars bend like willows as the Indians struggle to get the boat out of the strong eddy into which Pierre had thrown her. Finally she shoots ahead and passes the rock like a flash, within less than an oar’s length of it, and we shout for joy and breathe freely again....

“Has old Pierre spotted it? The water looks really cold as we remember his failing eyesight. Then there's an order, a shout, pushing on one side and pulling on the other, and a quick stroke of the steering oar, and the rock appears on our right. Another command, and an answering shout, and the oars bend like willows as the Native Americans struggle to steer the boat out of the strong current Pierre put us into. Finally, we shoot past the rock like a flash, less than an oar's length away, and we shout with joy and breathe easily again...”

“For half a mile the river is comparatively good, and our staunch crew rest on their oars preparatory to the next struggle, which soon comes, as some more rocky, foamy rapids are reached. Here the swells are very high and grand, and our boat at one time seems to stand almost perpendicularly.” (“Them’s Eagle Rapids,” Ike interrupted; “sloppier ’n ’ell, but straight.”)

“For half a mile, the river is pretty calm, and our dependable crew takes a break on their oars to prepare for the next challenge, which arrives quickly as we hit some more rocky, foamy rapids. The waves here are really high and impressive, and at one point, our boat seems to stand almost straight up.” (“Those are Eagle Rapids,” Ike chimed in; “messy as hell, but straightforward.”)

“For about nine miles further the river continues studded with rocks and swift, with ripples every mile or so, until we reach Foster Creek Rapids. Here the rocks become thicker ... and the water fierce and wild. For a mile more we plunge and toss through the foaming, roaring water, amid wild yells from our Indian friends, and we emerge from Foster Creek Rapids, which appear to be as rough and dangerous a place as any we have yet encountered. We are now out of Nespilem Canyon and through all the Nespilem Rapids, and we certainly feel greatly relieved....”

“For about nine more miles, the river continues, filled with rocks and flowing quickly, with small ripples every mile or so, until we reach Foster Creek Rapids. Here, the rocks become denser... and the water gets fierce and wild. We plunge and toss through the foaming, roaring water for another mile, cheered on by our Native American friends, and we finally break through Foster Creek Rapids, which are just as rough and dangerous as anything we've encountered so far. We're now out of Nespilem Canyon and past all the Nespilem Rapids, and we definitely feel a huge sense of relief....”

Ike, renewing his quid, observed that they didn’t call it Nespilem Canyon any more, for the reason that that sounded too much like “Let’s spill ’em!” and there was enough chance of that without asking for it. Roos, in bravado, asked Ike if he was going to[Pg 275] strip down like Symons’ Indians did. The old Roman replied by pulling on a heavy mackinaw over his “toga,” saying that he’d rather have warmth than action once he was out in the “Columby.” That led me to ask him—with a touch of bravado on my own account—how long it would take him to “submarine” from Box Canyon to Kettle Falls. He grinned a bit sourly at that, and started slacking the lashings on the sweeps and pike-poles. Roos was just tying a red handkerchief round his head when Earl beckoned him forward to take the wheel while he gave the engine a final hurried tuning. Ike, saying that we would be hitting “White Cap” just round the next bend, gave me brief but pointed instructions in the use of sweep and pike-pole in case the engine went wrong. He had spat forth his quid again, just as at Hell Gate, and his unmuffled voice had a strange and penetrating timbre.

Ike, refreshing his chew, noticed that they didn’t call it Nespilem Canyon anymore because it sounded too much like “Let’s spill ’em!” and there was enough risk of that without inviting it. Roos, trying to be bold, asked Ike if he was going to strip down like Symons’ Indians did. The old Roman responded by putting on a heavy mackinaw over his “toga,” saying he’d prefer warmth over action once he was out in the “Columby.” That made me ask him—with a bit of bravado on my part—how long it would take him to “submarine” from Box Canyon to Kettle Falls. He gave a slightly sour grin at that and started loosening the lashings on the sweeps and pike-poles. Roos was just tying a red handkerchief around his head when Earl signaled him to come forward to take the wheel while he quickly adjusted the engine. Ike, mentioning that we’d be hitting “White Cap” just around the next bend, gave me brief but crucial instructions on how to use the sweep and pike-pole in case the engine failed. He had spat out his chew again, just like at Hell Gate, and his unmuted voice had a strange and penetrating timbre.

White Cap Rapids are well named. Two rocky points converge at the head and force all the conflicting currents of the river into a straight, steep channel, heavily littered with boulders and fanged with outcropping bedrock. In that currents from opposite sides of the river are thrown together in one mad tumble of wallowing waters, it is much like Gordon Rapids, on the Big Bend. If anything, it is the rougher of the two, making up in volume what it lacks in drop. It is a rapid that would be particularly mean for a small boat, from the fact that there would be no way of keeping out of the middle of it, and that is a wet place—very. The launch had the power to hold a course just on the outer right edge of the rough[Pg 276] water, and so made a fairly comfortable passage of it.

White Cap Rapids are aptly named. Two rocky points come together at the start and force all the conflicting river currents into a straight, steep channel, heavily scattered with boulders and sharp bedrock. In this area, currents from either side of the river collide in a wild swirl of churning water, similar to Gordon Rapids at the Big Bend. If anything, it’s the rougher of the two, compensating in volume for what it lacks in drop. This rapid would be especially challenging for a small boat because there's no way to avoid being in the thick of it, and that’s a very wet spot. The launch had enough power to stay just on the outer right edge of the rough water, which allowed for a fairly comfortable passage through it.[Pg 276]

With the “intake” above Kalichen Falls full in view a half mile distant, Earl went back to his engine as we shot out at the foot of “White Cap” and gave it a few little “jiggering” caresses—much as a rider pats the neck of his hunter as he comes to a jump—before the final test. Then he covered it carefully with a double canvas and went back to the wheel. Roos he kept forward, standing-by to take the wheel or tinker the engine in case of emergency. The lad, though quite without “river sense,” was a first-class mechanic and fairly dependable at the steering wheel providing he was told what to do.

With the “intake” above Kalichen Falls clearly visible half a mile away, Earl returned to his engine as we shot out from the base of “White Cap” and gave it a few light taps—similar to how a rider pats their horse’s neck as they approach a jump—before the final test. Then he carefully covered it with a double canvas and went back to the steering wheel. He kept Roos up front, ready to take the wheel or fix the engine if needed. The kid, although lacking “river sense,” was a skilled mechanic and quite reliable at driving as long as he was instructed on what to do.

The sounding board of the rocky walls gave a deep pulsating resonance to the heavy roar ahead, but it was not until we dipped over the “intake” that the full volume of it assailed us. Then it came with a rush, a palpable avalanche of sound that impacted on the ear-drums with the raw, grinding roar of a passing freight train. It was not from the huge rollers the launch was skirting so smartly that this tearing, rending roar came, but from an enormous black rock almost dead ahead. It was trying to do the same thing that big island in the middle of Hell Gate had tried to do, and was succeeding rather better. The latter had been able to do no more than split the river down the middle; this one was forcing the whole stream to do a side-step, and pretty nearly a somersault—hence Kalichen Falls and Whirlpool. Collision Rock was distinctly impressive, even from a launch.

The rocky walls acted as a sounding board, giving a deep, pulsing echo to the loud roar ahead, but it wasn’t until we dipped over the “intake” that we were truly hit by its full intensity. Then it came rushing at us, a palpable avalanche of sound that slammed into our eardrums like the raw, grinding roar of a passing freight train. The tearing, rending roar didn’t come from the massive waves the launch was skillfully avoiding, but from a giant black rock almost straight ahead. It was doing the same thing that the big island in the middle of Hell Gate had tried to do, but it was succeeding much better. The island had only been able to split the river down the middle; this one was forcing the entire stream to sidestep and nearly flip over—thus creating Kalichen Falls and Whirlpool. Collision Rock was definitely impressive, even from a launch.

The sun was just dipping behind the southern wall[Pg 277] of Box Canyon (how funky I became later, when I was alone, about going into a rapid in that slanting, deceptive evening light!) as the launch hit the rough water. There was dancing iridescence in the flung foam-spurts above the combers, and at the right of Collision Bock the beginning of a rainbow which I knew would grow almost to a full circle when we looked back from below the fall. I snapped once with my kodak into the reeling tops of the waves that raced beside us, and then started to wind up to have a fresh film for the rock and the crowning rainbow. That highly artistic exposure was never made.

The sun was just setting behind the southern wall[Pg 277] of Box Canyon (I got really weird about going into a rapid alone in that slanted, tricky evening light later on!) as the boat hit the rough water. There was a sparkling iridescence in the spray above the waves, and to the right of Collision Rock, a rainbow was just starting, which I knew would nearly complete a full circle when we looked back from below the waterfall. I snapped a shot with my camera at the swaying tops of the waves racing alongside us, and then started to rewind to get a fresh film ready for the rock and the full rainbow. That artistic shot never happened.

Earl, instead of shutting off his engine as he did in running Spokane Rapids, opened up all the wider as he neared the barrier and its refluent wave. This was because the danger of striking submerged rocks was less than that of butting into that one outcrop of ragged reef that was coming so near to throwing the river over on its back. If the launch was to avoid telescoping on Collision Rock as the Columbia was doing, it must get enough way on to shoot across the current into the eddy on the left. That was what Earl was preparing for when he opened up the engine. With both boat and current doing well over twenty miles an hour, we were literally rushing down at the rocky barrier with the speed of an express train when Earl spun the wheel hard over and drove her sharply to the left. That was when I stopped kodaking.

Earl, instead of turning off his engine like he did while navigating Spokane Rapids, increased speed as he approached the barrier and its retreating wave. This was because the risk of hitting submerged rocks was lower than the danger of colliding with the jagged reef that was dangerously close to tipping the river upside down. If the launch was going to avoid crashing into Collision Rock like the Columbia was, it needed enough speed to cross the current into the eddy on the left. That’s what Earl was getting ready for when he revved the engine. With both the boat and the current moving well over twenty miles an hour, we were rushing toward the rocky barrier at express train speed when Earl sharply turned the wheel and veered hard to the left. That’s when I stopped taking pictures.

In spite of the rough water, the launch had been remarkably dry until her course was altered. Then she made up for lost time. The next ten or fifteen seconds was an unbroken deluge. With a great up-toss[Pg 278] of wake, she heeled all of forty-five degrees to starboard at the turn, seeing which, the river forthwith began piling over her port or up-stream side and making an astonishingly single-minded attempt to push her on the rest of the way under. Failing in that (for her draught was too great and her engine set too low to make her easily capsizable), the river tried to accomplish the same end by swamping her. Fore and aft the water came pouring over in a solid green flood, and kept right on pouring until Earl, having driven through to the point he wanted, turned her head down stream again and let her right herself.

Despite the rough water, the launch had stayed surprisingly dry until her course changed. Then she really made up for lost time. The next ten or fifteen seconds were a nonstop downpour. With a huge splash of wake, she tilted about forty-five degrees to the right during the turn. Seeing this, the river immediately started pouring over her left or upstream side, making a determined effort to push her completely underwater. When that failed (since her draft was too great and her engine set too low to tip over easily), the river tried to achieve the same goal by flooding her. Water surged from the front and back in a solid green wave, continuing to pour in until Earl, after reaching his intended point, turned her downstream again and let her right herself.

The water was swishing about my knees for a few moments in the cockpit, and it must have been worse than that forward. Then it drained down into the bilge without, apparently, greatly affecting her buoyancy. The higher-keyed staccato of the engine cut sharply through the heavier roar of the falls. It was still popping like a machine-gun, without a break. Reassured by that welcome sound, Earl orientated quickly as he shook the water from his eyes, and then put her full at the head of the falls. Just how much of a pitch there was at this stage of water I couldn’t quite make out. Nothing in comparison with the cataract there at high water (when the river rushes right over the top of Collision Rock) certainly; and yet it was a dizzy bit of a drop, with rather too deliberate a recovery to leave one quite comfortable. For a few seconds the launch’s head was deeply buried in the soft stuff of the souse-hole into which she took her header; the next her bows were high in the air as the up-boil caught her. Then her propellers began strik[Pg 279]ing into something solider than air-charged suds, and she shot jerkily away in a current so torn with swirls that it looked like a great length of twisted green-and-white rope. We had missed Collision Rock by thirty feet, and given the dreaded whirlpool behind it an even wider berth.

The water was swishing around my knees in the cockpit for a few moments, and it must have been worse up front. Then it drained into the bilge without really impacting her buoyancy. The high-pitched staccato of the engine sliced through the louder roar of the falls. It was still popping like a machine gun, nonstop. Reassured by that welcome sound, Earl quickly got his bearings as he shook the water from his eyes, then pointed her straight at the falls. I couldn’t quite tell how steep it was with the water at this level. Definitely nothing compared to the crazy rush of water over Collision Rock at high water, though; still, it was a dizzying drop, with a recovery that felt a bit too slow to be comfortable. For a few seconds, the launch's bow was deeply buried in the soft stuff of the souse-hole where she dove in; the next moment, her front was high in the air as the updraft caught her. Then her propellers hit something more solid than foam, and she jerkily shot away into a current so churned with swirls that it looked like a long twisted rope of green and white. We missed Collision Rock by about thirty feet and gave the feared whirlpool behind it even more space.

The next thirteen miles we did at a rate that Ike figured must have been about the fastest travelling ever done on the Columbia. The current runs at from ten to twenty miles an hour all the way from the head of Box Canyon to Bridgeport, and Earl, racing to reach Foster Creek Rapids before it was dark, ran just about wide open nearly the whole distance. It was real train speed at which we sped down the darkening gorge—possibly over forty miles an hour at times. Earl knew the channel like a book, and said there was nothing to bother about in the way of rocks as long as he could see. We were out of the closely-walled part of the canyon at Eagle Rapids, and the sunset glow was bright upon the water ahead. There is a series of short, steep riffles here, extending for a mile and a half, and Earl slammed right down the lot of them on the high. Ike was right about their being sloppy, but the beacon of the afterglow gave the bearing straight through. Two miles further on the river appeared suddenly to be filled with swimming hippos—round-topped black rocks just showing above the water; but each one was silhouetted against a surface that glinted rose and gold, and so was as easy to miss as in broad daylight.

The next thirteen miles, we traveled at a pace that Ike thought must have been the fastest ever on the Columbia. The current runs between ten to twenty miles an hour all the way from the head of Box Canyon to Bridgeport, and Earl, racing to reach Foster Creek Rapids before dark, went nearly full throttle for most of the distance. We were moving at what felt like train speed as we sped down the darkening gorge—possibly over forty miles an hour at times. Earl knew the channel like the back of his hand and said there weren't any rocks to worry about as long as he could see. We were out of the narrow part of the canyon at Eagle Rapids, and the sunset glow was bright on the water ahead. There’s a stretch of short, steep riffles here that goes on for a mile and a half, and Earl charged right through them at full speed. Ike was right about them being tricky, but the afterglow gave a clear path straight through. Two miles further on, the river suddenly looked like it was filled with swimming hippos—round-topped black rocks just peeking above the water; but each was silhouetted against a surface sparkling with rose and gold, making them easy to miss even in broad daylight.

It was all but full night as the roar of Foster Creek Rapids began to drown the rattle of the engine, with[Pg 280] only a luminous lilac mist floating above the south-western mountains to mark where the sun had set; but it was enough—just enough—to throw a glow of pale amethyst on the frothy tops of the white-caps, leaving the untorn water to roll on in fluid anthracite. Earl barely eased her at the head, and then plunged her down a path of polished ebony, with the blank blur of rocks looming close on the right and an apparitional line of half-guessed rollers booming boisterously to the left. For three-quarters of a mile we raced that ghostly Ku-Klux-Klan procession, and Roos, who was timing with his radium-faced watch, announced that we had made the distance in something like seventy seconds. Then there was quieter water, and presently the lights of Bridgeport. Earl put us off opposite the town, and ran down a quarter of a mile farther to get out of the still swiftly-running current and berth the launch in a quiet eddy below the sawmill.

It was nearly full night as the roar of Foster Creek Rapids began to drown out the sound of the engine, with[Pg 280] only a glowing lilac mist hovering above the southwestern mountains to mark where the sun had set; but it was enough—just enough—to cast a soft amethyst glow on the frothy tops of the whitecaps, leaving the smooth water to flow on in a dark, fluid color. Earl barely eased her at the front, and then plunged her down a path of polished black, with the vague outline of rocks looming close on the right and a ghostly line of half-visible rollers booming loudly to the left. For three-quarters of a mile, we raced that eerie Ku-Klux-Klan procession, and Roos, who was timing us with his radium-faced watch, announced that we covered the distance in about seventy seconds. Then there was calmer water, and soon the lights of Bridgeport appeared. Earl let us off opposite the town and drove down a quarter of a mile farther to get out of the still swiftly-running current and dock the launch in a quiet eddy below the sawmill.

Bridgeport, for a town a score of miles from the railway, proved unexpectedly metropolitan, with electric lights, banks, movie theatres, and a sign at the main crossing prohibiting “Left Hand Turns.” The people, for a country town, showed very diverting evidences of sophistication. At the movies that night (where we went to get the election returns), they continually laughed at the villain and snickered at the heroine’s platitudinous sub-titles; and finally, when word came that it was Harding beyond all doubt, they forgot the picture completely and gave their undivided attention to joshing the town’s only avowed Democrat. The victim bore up fairly well as[Pg 281] long as his baiters stuck to “straight politics,” but when they accused him of wearing an imitation leather coat made of brown oil-cloth, the shaft got under his armour. With a ruddy blush that was the plainest kind of a confession of guilt, he pushed out to the aisle and beat a disorderly retreat.

Bridgeport, a town about twenty miles from the railway, turned out to be surprisingly urban, with electric lights, banks, movie theaters, and a sign at the main intersection banning “Left Hand Turns.” The residents, for a small town, showed amusing signs of sophistication. At the movies that night (where we went to check the election results), they kept laughing at the villain and snickering at the heroine’s cliché subtitles; and finally, when it was confirmed that Harding had won, they completely forgot about the film and focused all their attention on teasing the town’s only self-identified Democrat. The target of their jests held up pretty well as long as they stuck to “straight politics,” but when they accused him of wearing a fake leather coat made of brown oilcloth, that hit home. With a deep blush that clearly signaled guilt, he headed for the aisle and made a hasty exit.

A prosperous apple farmer sitting next me (he had been telling me what his crop would bring the while the naturally vamp-faced heroine was trying to register pup-innocence and “gold-cannot-buy-me” as the villain was choking her) sniffed contemptuously as the discomfited Democrat disappeared through the swinging doors. “Seems to feel worse about being caught with an imitation coat than about being an imitation politician. Better send him to Congress!” Now wasn’t that good for a small town that didn’t even have a railroad? I’ve known men of cities of all of a hundred thousand, with street cars, municipal baths, Carnegie libraries and women’s clubs, who hadn’t the measure of Congress as accurately as that. I wish there had been time to see more of Bridgeport.

A successful apple farmer sitting next to me (he had been telling me how much his crop would make while the naturally vamp-faced heroine was trying to act innocent and “money-can’t-buy-me” as the villain was choking her) sniffed in disdain as the embarrassed Democrat slipped through the swinging doors. “He seems to care more about being caught with a fake coat than about being a fake politician. We should send him to Congress!” Now wasn’t that something for a small town that didn’t even have a railroad? I’ve known guys from cities of a hundred thousand, with streetcars, public baths, Carnegie libraries, and women’s clubs, who didn’t understand Congress as well as that. I wish there had been more time to explore Bridgeport.

It was down to twelve above when we turned out in the morning, with the clear air tingling with frost particles and incipient ice-fringes around the eddies. Fortunately, Earl had bailed both boats the night before and drained his engine. Just below Bridgeport the river, which had been running almost due west from the mouth of the Spokane River, turned off to the north. In a slackening current we approached the small patch of open country at the mouth of the Okinagan. The latter, which heads above the lake of the same name in British Columbia, appears an[Pg 282] insignificant stream as viewed from the Columbia, and one would never suspect that it is navigable for good-sized stern-wheelers for a considerable distance above its mouth. On the right bank of the Columbia, just above the mouth of the Okinagan, is the site of what was perhaps the most important of the original Astor posts of the interior. As a sequel to the war of 1812 it was turned over to the Northwest Company, and ultimately passed under the control of Hudson Bay. I could see nothing but a barren flat at this point where so much history was made, but a splendid apple orchard occupies most of the fertile bench in the loop of the bend on the opposite bank.

It was twelve degrees above when we headed out in the morning, with the crisp air sparkling with frost particles and early ice forming around the eddies. Luckily, Earl had emptied both boats the night before and drained his engine. Just below Bridgeport, the river, which had been flowing almost directly west from the mouth of the Spokane River, turned north. With the current easing, we moved toward the small area of open land at the mouth of the Okanagan. This river, which begins above the lake of the same name in British Columbia, looks like a small stream when seen from the Columbia, and you wouldn't guess that it's navigable by sizable stern-wheelers for quite a distance upstream. On the right bank of the Columbia, just above where the Okanagan flows in, lies the site of what was likely the most significant of the original Astor trading posts in the interior. After the War of 1812, it was handed over to the Northwest Company and eventually came under Hudson Bay's control. At this spot, where so much history unfolded, I could see nothing but a barren flat, but a beautiful apple orchard fills most of the fertile land in the loop of the bend on the opposite bank.

The mouth of the Okinagan marks the most northerly point of the Washington Big Bend of the Columbia. From there it flows southwesterly for a few miles to the mouth of the Methow, before turning almost directly south. We passed Brewster without landing, but pulled up alongside a big stern-wheeler moored against the bank at Potaris, just above the swift-running Methow Rapids. It was the Bridgeport, and Ike had spoken of her skipper, whom he called “Old Cap,” many times and with the greatest affection. “Old Cap” proved to be the Captain McDermid, who had run the Shoshone down through Grand Rapids, and who was rated as the nerviest steamer skipper left on the Columbia.

The mouth of the Okanagan marks the northernmost point of the Washington Big Bend of the Columbia. From there, it flows southwest for a few miles to the mouth of the Methow, before turning almost directly south. We passed Brewster without stopping, but pulled up next to a large stern-wheeler docked at Potaris, just above the fast-running Methow Rapids. It was the Bridgeport, and Ike had talked about her captain, whom he referred to as “Old Cap,” many times and with a lot of affection. “Old Cap” turned out to be Captain McDermid, who had taken the Shoshone through Grand Rapids and was known as the most daring steamboat captain left on the Columbia.

Captain McDermid was waiting on the bow of his steamer to give us a hand aboard. He had read of our voyage in the Spokane papers, he said, and had been on the lookout for several days. At first he had watched for a skiff, but later, when he had heard that[Pg 283] we had pushed off with Ike on a raft, it was logs he had been keeping a weather eye lifting for. When Ike described the raft to him, he wagged his head significantly, and said he reckoned it was just as well we had changed to the launch for Box Canyon. “It isn’t everybody that can navigate under water like this old rat here,” he added, giving Ike a playful prod in the ribs.

Captain McDermid was waiting on the bow of his steamer to help us aboard. He had read about our voyage in the Spokane papers, he said, and had been keeping an eye out for several days. At first, he was looking for a skiff, but later, when he heard that[Pg 283] we had set off with Ike on a raft, he had been watching for logs. When Ike described the raft to him, he nodded knowingly and said he thought it was probably for the best that we switched to the launch for Box Canyon. “Not everyone can navigate underwater like this old rat here,” he added, playfully nudging Ike in the ribs.

As we were planning to go on through to the mouth of the Chelan River, in the hope of getting up to the lake that afternoon, an hour was the most I could stop over on the Bridgeport for a yarn with Captain McDermid, where I would have been glad of a week. He told me, very simply but graphically, of the run down Grand Rapids, and a little of his work with stern or side-wheelers in other parts of the world, which included a year on the upper Amazon and about the same time as skipper of a ferry running from the Battery to Staten Island. Then he spoke, with a shade of sadness, of the Bridgeport and his plans for the future. In all the thousand miles of the Columbia between the Dalles and its source, she had been the last steamer to maintain a regular service. (This was not reckoning the Arrow Lakes, of course). But the close of the present apple season had marked the end. Between the increasing competition of railways and trucks, the game was no longer worth the candle. He, and his partners in the Bridgeport, had decided to try to take her to Portland and offer her for sale. She was very powerfully engined and would undoubtedly bring a good price—once they got her there. But getting her to Portland was the[Pg 284] rub. There were locks at the Cascades and the Dalles, but Rock Island, Cabinet, Priest and Umatilla, to say nothing of a number of lesser rapids would have to be run. It was a big gamble, insurance, of course, being out of the question on any terms. The Douglas, half the size of the Bridgeport, had tried it a couple of months ago, and—well, we would see the consequences on the rocks below Cabinet Rapids. Got through Rock Island all right, and then went wrong in Cabinet, which wasn’t half as bad. Overconfidence, probably, “Old Cap” thought. But he felt sure that he would have better luck, especially if he went down first and made a good study of Rock Island and Priest; and that was one of the things that he had wanted to see me about. If there was room for him in the skiff, he would like to run through with us as far as Pasco, and brush up on the channel as we went along. If things were so he could get away, he would join us at Wenatchee on our return from Chelan. I jumped at the chance without hesitation, for it would give us the benefit of the experience and help of the very best man on that part of the Columbia in getting through the worst of the rapids that remained to be run. I had been a good deal concerned about how the sinister cascade of Rock Island was to be negotiated, to say nothing of the long series of riffles called Priest Rapids, which had even a worse record. I parted with Captain McDermid with the understanding that we would get in touch by phone a day or two later, when I knew definitely when we would return to the river from Chelan, and make the final arrangements.[Pg 285]

As we were planning to head to the mouth of the Chelan River, hoping to reach the lake that afternoon, I could only spare an hour to chat with Captain McDermid on the Bridgeport, although I would have liked to stay a week. He shared some detailed stories about navigating Grand Rapids and talked about his experiences with stern and side-wheelers in various places, including a year on the upper Amazon and a stint as captain of a ferry from Battery Park to Staten Island. Then, with a hint of sadness, he mentioned the Bridgeport and his future plans. In all the thousands of miles of the Columbia between the Dalles and its source, she had been the last steamer to run a regular service (not counting the Arrow Lakes, of course). But the end of the current apple season marked the finish. With increasing competition from railroads and trucks, the operation was no longer worth the effort. He and his partners in the Bridgeport had decided to try to take her to Portland to sell her. She was very well-engineered and would likely fetch a good price—once they got her there. But getting her to Portland was the challenge. There were locks at the Cascades and the Dalles, but they also had to navigate Rock Island, Cabinet, Priest, and Umatilla, not to mention several smaller rapids. It was a huge risk, as insurance was out of the question under any circumstances. The Douglas, which was half the size of the Bridgeport, attempted it a couple of months ago and—well, the results were evident on the rocks below Cabinet Rapids. They made it through Rock Island just fine but ran into trouble at Cabinet, which wasn’t nearly as bad. Probably overconfidence, “Old Cap” thought. But he was confident he would have better luck, especially if he went down first to analyze Rock Island and Priest; and that was one of the reasons he wanted to talk to me. If there was room for him in the skiff, he’d like to ride along with us as far as Pasco, to familiarize himself with the channel as we went. If things worked out for him to leave, he would meet us at Wenatchee on our return from Chelan. I eagerly accepted the offer without hesitation, as it would provide us the benefit of the experience and expertise of the best person on that part of the Columbia for tackling the toughest rapids ahead. I had been quite worried about how to navigate the ominous Rock Island, not to mention the long series of rough waters known as Priest Rapids, which had an even worse reputation. I parted ways with Captain McDermid with the understanding that we would connect by phone a day or two later when I knew exactly when we would come back to the river from Chelan and finalize the arrangements.[Pg 285]

Leaving Ike on the Bridgeport for a yarn with his old friend, we pushed off in the launch for Chelan. Methow Rapids, just below the river of that name, was the only fast water encountered, and that was a good, straight run in a fairly clear channel. We landed half a mile below the mouth of the Chelan River, where the remains of a road led down through the boulders to the tower of an abandoned ferry. Earl put about at once and headed back up-stream, expecting to pick up Ike at Potaris and push on through to Bridgeport that evening.

Leaving Ike on the Bridgeport to catch up with his old friend, we set off in the launch for Chelan. The Methow Rapids, just below the river of the same name, was the only stretch of fast water we hit, and it was a solid, straight run in a mostly clear channel. We docked half a mile below the Chelan River's mouth, where the remnants of a road wound down through the boulders to the site of an old ferry. Earl turned around right away and steered back upstream, planning to pick up Ike at Potaris and continue on to Bridgeport that evening.

We parted from both Earl and Ike in all good feeling and with much regret. Each in his line was one of the best men I have ever had to do with. Ike—in spite of the extent to which his movements were dominated by the maxim that “time is made for slaves,” or, more likely, for that very reason—was a most priceless character. I only hope I shall be able to recruit him for another river voyage in the not-too-distant future.

We said goodbye to both Earl and Ike with good vibes and a lot of sadness. Each of them was one of the best people I've ever worked with. Ike—in spite of how much he lived by the idea that “time is made for slaves,” or maybe because of it—was truly a unique character. I just hope I can persuade him to join me for another river trip sometime soon.


CHAPTER XII

CHELAN TO PASCO

For two reasons I am writing but briefly of our visit to Lake Chelan: first, because it was entirely incidental to the Columbia voyage, and, second, because one who has only made the run up and down this loveliest of mountain lakes has no call to write of it. Chelan is well named “Beautiful Water.” Sixty miles long and from one to four miles wide, cliff-walled and backed by snowy mountains and glaciers, it has much in common with the Arrow Lakes of the upper Columbia, and, by the same tokens, Kootenay Lake. Among the large mountain lakes of the world it has few peers.

For two reasons, I’m writing briefly about our visit to Lake Chelan: first, because it was completely incidental to the Columbia trip, and second, because someone who has only traveled up and down this stunning mountain lake has no business writing about it. Chelan is aptly named “Beautiful Water.” It stretches sixty miles long and varies from one to four miles wide, surrounded by towering cliffs and backed by snowy mountains and glaciers. It has a lot in common with the Arrow Lakes of the upper Columbia and, in the same way, Kootenay Lake. Among the large mountain lakes in the world, it has few rivals.

The Chelan River falls three hundred and eighty-five feet in the four miles from the outlet of the lake to where it tumbles into the Columbia. It is a foam-white torrent all the way, with a wonderful “Horse-shoe” gorge near the lower end which has few rivals for savage grandeur. One may reach the lake from the Columbia by roads starting either north or south of the draining river. We went by the latter, as it was the more conveniently reached from the ferry-man’s house where we had left our outfit after landing. The town of Chelan, at the lower end of the lake, is a lovely little village, with clean streets, bright shops, and a very comfortable hotel. I have forgotten the name of the hotel, but not the fact that it serves a big pitcher of thick, yellow cream with every[Pg 287] breakfast. So far as my own experience goes, it is the only hotel in America or Europe which has perpetuated that now all but extinct ante-bellum custom. In case there may be any interested to know—even actually to enjoy—what our forefathers had with their coffee and mush, I will state that three transcontinental railways pass within a hundred miles to the southward of Chelan. It will prove well worth the stop-over; and there is the lake besides.

The Chelan River drops three hundred and eighty-five feet over four miles from the lake's outlet to where it flows into the Columbia. It's a white-water torrent the whole way, featuring a stunning “Horse-shoe” gorge near the end, which is unmatched in its wild beauty. You can get to the lake from the Columbia by taking roads that start either north or south of the river. We chose the southern route, as it was easier to access from the ferry-man’s house where we had left our gear after arriving. The town of Chelan, located at the lake's lower end, is a charming little village, with clean streets, bright shops, and a very comfortable hotel. I can’t remember the name of the hotel, but I definitely recall that it serves a generous pitcher of thick, yellow cream with every breakfast. As far as I know, it's the only hotel in America or Europe that still offers that nearly forgotten ante-bellum tradition. For those curious to know—or even enjoy—what our ancestors had with their coffee and mush, I should mention that three transcontinental railways pass within a hundred miles south of Chelan. It’s definitely worth the stop, and there's the lake, too.

The lower end of Lake Chelan is surrounded by rolling hills, whose fertile soil is admirably adapted to apples, now an important industry in that region; the upper end is closely walled with mountains and high cliffs—really an extremely deep gorge half filled with water. Indeed, the distinction of being the “deepest furrow Time has wrought on the face of the Western Hemisphere” is claimed for upper Chelan Lake—this because there are cliffs which rise almost vertically for six thousand feet from the water’s edge, and at a point where the sounding lead has needed nearly a third of that length of line to bring it back from a rocky bottom which is indented far below the level of the sea.

The lower end of Lake Chelan is surrounded by rolling hills with rich soil that's perfect for growing apples, which has become a significant industry in that area. The upper end is tightly bordered by mountains and steep cliffs—it's essentially a very deep gorge filled with water. In fact, upper Chelan Lake is said to be the "deepest furrow Time has created on the face of the Western Hemisphere" because the cliffs rise almost straight up for six thousand feet from the water's edge, and at one point, it required nearly a third of that length of line to reach the rocky bottom, which is much lower than sea level.

The head of Chelan is far back in the heart of the Cascades, in the glaciers of which its feeding streams take their rise. The main tributaries are Railroad Creek, which flows in from the south about two-thirds of the way up, and Stehekin River, which comes in at the head. These two streams are credited with some of the finest waterfalls, gorges and cliff and glacier-begirt mountain valleys to be found in North America, and it is possible to see the best of both in[Pg 288] the course of a single “circular” trip by packtrain. To my great regret, it was not practicable to get an outfit together in the limited time at our disposal. The best we could do so late in the season was a hurried run up to Rainbow Falls, a most striking cataract, three hundred and fifty feet in height, descending over the cliffs of the Stehekin River four miles above the head of the lake. Roos made a number of scenic shots here, but on a roll which—whether in the camera or the laboratory it was impossible to determine—was badly light-struck. Similar misfortune attended a number of other shots he made (through the courtesy of the Captain of the mail launch in running near the cliffs) of waterfalls tumbling directly into the lake. There are many slips between the cup and the lip—the camera and the screen, I should say—in scenic movie work.

The head of Chelan is deep in the heart of the Cascades, where its feeding streams originate from the glaciers. The main tributaries are Railroad Creek, which flows in from the south about two-thirds of the way up, and Stehekin River, which comes in at the head. These two streams are known for some of the most amazing waterfalls, gorges, and scenic mountain valleys surrounded by cliffs and glaciers in North America. You can see the highlights of both in a single “circular” trip by pack train. Unfortunately, we didn’t have enough time to put together a proper outfit. The best we could manage this late in the season was a quick trip to Rainbow Falls, an impressive waterfall that drops three hundred and fifty feet over the cliffs of the Stehekin River, located four miles above the head of the lake. Roos took several scenic shots here, but on a roll that was badly light-struck, though it was unclear whether it was due to the camera or in the lab. Similar bad luck hit several other shots he took (thanks to the Captain of the mail launch getting us close to the cliffs) of waterfalls pouring directly into the lake. There are often many slips between the cup and the lip—the camera and the screen, I should say—in nature documentary work.

A rocky cliff near the head of Lake Chelan (left)
Rainbow Falls, 350 feet high, above the head of Lake Chelan (right)

WENATCHEE UNDER THE DUST CLOUD OF ITS SPEEDING CARS (above)
HEAD OF ROCK ISLAND RAPIDS (below)

We arrived back at the town of Chelan in time for lunch on the sixth of November, and a couple of hours later were down at the Columbia ready to push off again. I had been unable to get in touch with Captain McDermid by phone, but was confident that he would turn up in good time at Wenatchee. As there was nothing between that point and the mouth of the Chelan in the way of really bad water, I had no hesitation in making the run without a “pilot.” Launching Imshallah below the old ferry-tower at two o’clock, we reached the little town of Entiat, just above the river and rapids of that name, at five. The skiff rode higher with Captain Armstrong and his luggage out, her increased buoyancy compensating in a measure for the less intelligent handling she had. [Pg 289]Roos took the steering paddle in the stern, and I continued rowing from the forward thwart. All of the luggage was shifted well aft. The current was fairly swift all the way, but the two or three rapids encountered were not difficult to pass. Ribbon Cliff, two thousand feet high and streaked with strata of yellow, grey and black clays, was the most striking physical feature seen in the course of this easy afternoon’s run.

We got back to Chelan just in time for lunch on November 6th, and a couple of hours later we were down at the Columbia, ready to set off again. I hadn't been able to reach Captain McDermid by phone, but I was sure he would show up in good time at Wenatchee. Since there wasn't anything really challenging between that point and the mouth of the Chelan, I felt comfortable making the run without a "pilot." We launched Imshallah below the old ferry tower at 2 PM and reached the small town of Entiat, just above the river and rapids named after it, by 5 PM. The skiff sat higher in the water with Captain Armstrong and his luggage out, and its increased buoyancy made up somewhat for the less skilled handling. [Pg 289]Roos took the steering paddle at the back, while I kept rowing from the front seat. All the luggage was moved far back. The current was pretty fast all the way, but the two or three rapids we hit weren't tough to navigate. Ribbon Cliff, towering at two thousand feet and marked with layers of yellow, gray, and black clay, was the most impressive landmark we saw during this easy afternoon's journey.

Entiat is a prosperous little apple-growing centre, and, with the packing season at its height, was jammed to the roof with workers. Rooms at the hotel were out of the question. Roos slept on a couch in the parlour, which room was also occupied by three drummers and two truck drivers. I had a shakedown on a canvased-in porch, on which were six beds and four cots. My room-mates kept me awake a good part of the night growling because their wages had just been cut to seven dollars a day, now that the rush was over. I would have been the more surprised that any one should complain about a wage like that had not a trio of farmettes—or rather packettes—at the big family dinner table been comparing notes of their takings. One twinkling-fingered blonde confessed to having averaged thirteen dollars a day for the last week packing apples, while a brown-bloomered brunette had done a bit better than twelve. The third one—attenuated, stoop-shouldered and spectacled—was in the dumps because sore fingers had scaled her average down to ten-fifty—“hardly worth coming out from Spokane for,” she sniffed. Roos tried to engage them in conversation, and started out auspi[Pg 290]ciously with a description of running Box Canyon. But the gimlet-eyed thin one asked him what he got for doing a thing like that, and promptly their interest faded. And why should they have cared to waste time over a mere seventy-five-dollar-a-week cameraman? But it was something even to have eaten pumpkin pie with the plutocracy.

Entiat is a thriving little apple-growing hub, and with the packing season in full swing, it was packed with workers. Getting a room at the hotel was impossible. Roos crashed on a couch in the parlor, which was also occupied by three salespeople and two truck drivers. I had to sleep on a makeshift bed on a porch that had six beds and four cots. My roommates kept me awake most of the night grumbling about their wages being slashed to seven dollars a day now that the rush had ended. I would have been more surprised that anyone would complain about such a wage if I hadn’t overheard a trio of women at the big family dinner table comparing their earnings. One sparkly-fingered blonde admitted to averaging thirteen dollars a day for the past week packing apples, while a dark-haired brunette had done slightly better than twelve. The third one—thin, hunched, and wearing glasses—was upset because sore fingers had brought her average down to ten-fifty—“hardly worth coming out from Spokane for,” she sniffed. Roos tried to get them talking and started off well by describing running Box Canyon. But the sharp-eyed thin one asked him how much he made for that, and their interest quickly faded. And why would they want to waste time on a cameraman who barely made seventy-five dollars a week? Still, it was something to have eaten pumpkin pie with the wealthy.

The swift-flowing Entiat River has dumped a good many thousand tons of boulders into the Columbia, and most of these have lodged to form a broad, shallow bar a short distance below the mouth of the former. The Columbia hasn’t been able quite to make up its mind the best way to go here, and so has hit on a sort of a compromise by using three or four channels. Roos found himself in a good deal the same sort of dilemma when we came rolling along there on the morning of the seventh, but as a boat—if it is going to preserve its entity as such—cannot run down more than one channel at a time, Imshallah found the attempt at a compromise to which she was committed only ended in butting her head against a low gravel island. It was impossible to make the main middle channel from there, but we poled off without much difficulty and went bumping off down a shallow channel to the extreme right. She kissed off a boulder once or twice before winning through to deeper water, but not hard enough to do her much harm. It was a distinctly messy piece of work, though, and I was glad that Ike or Captain Armstrong was not there to see their teachings put into practice.

The fast-flowing Entiat River has dumped a lot of boulders into the Columbia, and most of these have settled to create a wide, shallow bar just below the mouth of the Entiat. The Columbia hasn’t quite figured out the best way to flow here, so it has ended up using three or four channels as a compromise. Roos found himself in a similar dilemma when we passed through on the morning of the seventh, but since a boat—if it’s going to stay a boat—can only go down one channel at a time, Imshallah ended up getting stuck against a low gravel island. It was impossible to get to the main middle channel from there, but we managed to pole off easily and bumped down a shallow channel on the far right. She grazed a boulder a couple of times before finally reaching deeper water, but not hard enough to cause any serious damage. It was definitely a messy process, and I was relieved that Ike or Captain Armstrong weren’t around to see their lessons in action.

The river cliffs became lower as we ran south, and after passing a commanding point on the right bank[Pg 291] we came suddenly upon the open valley of the Wenatchee, the nearest thing to a plain we had seen in all the hundreds of miles from the source of the Columbia. There are not over twenty to thirty square miles of land that is even comparatively level here, but to eyes which had been wont for two months to seek sky-line with a forty-five degree upward slant of gaze it was like coming out of an Andean pass upon the boundless Pampas of Argentina. Wenatchee was in sight for several miles before we reached it, an impressive water-front of mills, warehouses and tall buildings. Over all floated a dark pall, such as one sees above Pittsburgh, Birmingham, Essen or any other great factory city, but we looked in vain for the forest of chimneys it would have taken to produce that bituminous blanket. As we drew nearer we discovered that what we had taken to be smoke was a mighty dust-cloud. It was a Sunday at the height of the apple-packing season, and all the plutocratic packettes were joy-riding. There were, it is true, more Fords than Rolls-Royces in the solid double procession of cars that jammed the main street for a mile, but that was doubtless because the supply of the former had held out better. I can’t believe that the consideration of price had anything to do with it.

The river cliffs got lower as we headed south, and after passing a prominent point on the right bank[Pg 291] we suddenly found ourselves in the open valley of the Wenatchee, which was the closest thing to a plain we had seen in the hundreds of miles since the Columbia's source. There aren’t more than twenty to thirty square miles of land that is even somewhat level here, but to our eyes, which had spent the last two months scanning a steep horizon, it felt like coming out of an Andean pass onto the vast Pampas of Argentina. Wenatchee was visible for several miles before we arrived, showcasing an impressive waterfront filled with mills, warehouses, and tall buildings. Above it all hung a dark smudge, like what you see over Pittsburgh, Birmingham, Essen, or any other major industrial city, but we looked in vain for the forest of chimneys that would have needed to create that sooty haze. As we got closer, we realized what we thought was smoke was actually a massive dust cloud. It was a Sunday during peak apple-packing season, and all the wealthy packers were out for a joyride. To be fair, there were more Fords than Rolls-Royces in the long string of cars clogging the main street for a mile, but that was probably because the supply of Fords had held up better. I can’t believe that price had anything to do with it.

The hotel, of course, was full, even with the dining-room set thick with cots, but by admiring a haberdashery drummer’s line of neck-ties for an hour, I managed to get him to “will” me his room and bath when he departed that afternoon. Roos employed similar strategy with a jazz movie orchestra fiddler, but his train didn’t pull out until four-thirty in the[Pg 292] morning. A young reporter from the local paper called for an interview in the afternoon, and told us the story of the Douglas, the steamer which Captain McDermid had mentioned as having been lost in trying to take her to Portland. Selig had gone along to write the story of the run through Rock Island Rapids, the first to be reached and the place which was reckoned as the most dangerous she would have to pass. When she had come out of that sinister gorge without mishap, he had them land him at the first convenient place in the quiet water below, from where he made his way to the railway and hurried back to Wenatchee with his story. That he had seen all the best of the excitement, he had no doubt. A quarter of an hour after Selig left her, the Douglas was a total wreck on the rocks below Cabinet Rapids. He didn’t know just how it had happened, but said we would find what was left of her still where she had struck.

The hotel was completely booked, even with the dining room filled with cots, but after spending an hour admiring a haberdasher's collection of neckties, I managed to get him to agree to "will" me his room and bath when he left that afternoon. Roos used a similar tactic with a jazz movie orchestra violinist, but his train didn’t leave until four-thirty in the[Pg 292] morning. A young reporter from the local paper came by for an interview in the afternoon and shared the story of the Douglas, the steamer Captain McDermid had mentioned as having been lost while trying to get to Portland. Selig had gone along to write about the journey through Rock Island Rapids, the first obstacle they encountered and the spot considered the most dangerous. After making it safely out of that treacherous gorge, he had them drop him off at the first suitable place in the calm water below, from where he made his way to the railway and rushed back to Wenatchee with his story. He was sure he had witnessed all the best of the excitement. Just fifteen minutes after Selig left her, the Douglas was completely wrecked on the rocks below Cabinet Rapids. He didn’t know exactly how it had happened, but mentioned we would find what was left of her still where she had struck.

Wenatchee is the liveliest kind of a town, and claims to be the largest apple-shipping point in the United States. It also has a daily paper which claims to be the largest in the world in a city of under ten thousand population. I can easily believe this is true. I have seen many papers in cities of fifty or a hundred thousand that were not to be compared with it for both telegraphic and local news. Banks are on almost every corner for a half dozen blocks of the main street of Wenatchee, and every one seems to have a bank account. I saw stacks of check-books by the cashiers’ desks in restaurants and shops, and[Pg 293] in one of the ice cream parlours I saw a young packette paying for her nut sundae with a check.

Wenatchee is a really vibrant town and claims to be the biggest apple-shipping hub in the United States. It also has a daily newspaper that says it's the largest in the world for a city with a population under ten thousand. I can totally believe this is accurate. I've seen many newspapers in cities with fifty or a hundred thousand residents that don't compare to it in terms of both telegraphic and local news. Banks are practically on every corner for several blocks along Wenatchee's main street, and everyone seems to have a bank account. I noticed stacks of checkbooks by the cashiers' desks in restaurants and shops, and in one of the ice cream parlors, I saw a young woman paying for her nut sundae with a check. [Pg 293]

No word came from Captain McDermid during the day, and after endeavouring to reach him by phone all of the following forenoon, I reluctantly decided to push on without him. This was a good deal of a disappointment, not only because I felt that I was going to need his help mighty badly, but also because I was anxious to see more of him personally. A man who will take a steamer containing his wife and children down Rickey’s Rapids of the Columbia isn’t to be met with every day. Roos was anxious to get a picture of the “Farmer Who Would See the Sea” working his way down Rock Island Rapids, and as his machine was about the most valuable thing there was to lose in getting down there, it seemed up to me to do what I could. But for the first time since we pushed off to run the Big Bend, I unpacked and kept out my inflatable “Gieve” life-preserver waistcoat, which I had worn in the North Sea during the war, and which I had brought along on the “off chance.” Selig came down with his Graflex to get a photo of our departure for the World, but declined an invitation for another run through Rock Island Rapids.

No word came from Captain McDermid during the day, and after trying to reach him by phone all the following morning, I reluctantly decided to move on without him. This was quite a disappointment, not only because I felt I was really going to need his help, but also because I was eager to get to know him better. A guy who would take a boat with his wife and kids through Rickey’s Rapids of the Columbia isn't someone you meet every day. Roos wanted to get a picture of the “Farmer Who Would See the Sea” making his way down Rock Island Rapids, and since his camera was the most valuable thing we had to lose getting down there, it felt like my responsibility to help out. But for the first time since we set off to navigate the Big Bend, I unpacked and kept out my inflatable “Gieve” life jacket, which I had worn in the North Sea during the war and had brought along just in case. Selig came down with his Graflex to take a photo of our departure for the World, but he turned down the invitation for another run through Rock Island Rapids.

There is a long and lofty highway bridge spanning the Columbia half a mile below Wenatchee, which fine structure also appears to be used on occasion as a city dump. That it was functioning in this capacity at the very moment we were about to pass under it between the two mid-stream piers did not become apparent until the swift current had carried us so[Pg 294] close that it was not safe to try to alter course either to left or right. There was nothing to do but run the gauntlet of the swervily swooping dust-tailed comets whose heads appeared to run the whole gamut of discard of a rather extravagant town of eight thousand people, all disdainful of “used” things. It would have been a rare chance to renew our outfit, only most of the contributions were speeding too rapidly at the end of their hundred-foot drop to make them entirely acceptable. “Low bridge!” I shouted to Roos, and swung hard onto my oars, yelling a lung-full at every stroke in the hope that the busy dumpers might stay their murderous hands at the last moment. Vain hope! My final frightened upward glance told me that the nauseous cataclysm was augmenting rather than lessening.

There’s a tall and impressive highway bridge extending over the Columbia River, half a mile below Wenatchee. This structure also seems to be used from time to time as a city dump. It didn’t become obvious that it was serving this purpose at the moment we were about to pass beneath it, between the two mid-stream piers, until the swift current brought us so[Pg 294] close that it was no longer safe to change direction to the left or right. There was nothing to do but navigate through the swirling, dust-tailed debris, which looked like the entire range of junk discarded by a rather extravagant town of eight thousand people, all of whom looked down on “used” items. It would have been a great opportunity to refresh our supplies, but most of the items were falling too quickly from their hundred-foot drop to be of any real use. “Low bridge!” I shouted to Roos and pulled hard on my oars, yelling as loud as I could with every stroke, hoping the busy dumpers might stop their reckless actions at the last moment. What a wishful thought! My final, terrified glance upward showed me that the chaotic mess was increasing rather than decreasing.

I put Imshallah into some mighty nasty looking rapids with a lot less apprehension than I drove her into that reeking second-hand barrage, that Niagara of things that people didn’t want. Doubtless it was the fact that I wanted the stuff still less than they did that lent power to my arms and gave me a strength far transcending that of ordinary endeavour. Roos swore afterward that I lifted her right out of the water, just as a speeding hydroplane lifts at the top of its jump. This may have been so; but if it was, Roos sensed it rather than saw it, for his humped shoulders were folded tightly over his ducked head, like the wings of a newly hatched chicken. Anyhow, the little lady drove through safely, just as she always had. But where she had always emerged dewy-fresh and dancing jauntily on the tips of her toes from the[Pg 295] roughest of rapids, here she oozed out upon an oil-slicked stream with the “Mark of the Beast” on her fore and aft. I mean that literally. That accursed little “White Wings” that sat up aloft to take toll of the life of poor Jack, must have had some kind of a slaughter-house dumping contract—and Imshallah got a smothering smear of the proceeds. Also a trailing length of burlap and a bag of cinders. As the latter burst when it kissed off my shoulder, Roos’ joke about my wearing sack-cloth-and-ashes was not entirely without point. The only article of value accruing was the shaving-brush which fell in Roos’ lap. He felt sure it must have been thrown away by mistake, for it had real camel’s-hair bristles, and he liked it better than his own—after the ashes had worked out of it. And yet it might have been a lot worse. I only heard the splash of the wash-boiler that must have hit just ahead of her, but the sewing machine that grazed her stern jazzed right across my line of vision.

I took Imshallah into some really nasty-looking rapids with a lot less fear than I had when I drove her into that disgusting second-hand mess, that flood of things people didn’t want. No doubt it was because I wanted the stuff even less than they did that gave strength to my arms and made me feel way stronger than usual. Roos later swore that I lifted her right out of the water, just like a speeding hydroplane takes off at the peak of its jump. That might’ve been true; but if it was, Roos felt it more than he saw it because his hunched shoulders were tightly pulled over his ducked head, like the wings of a newly hatched chick. Anyway, the little lady made it through safely, just like she always had. But where she used to come out looking fresh and bouncing on her toes from the roughest rapids, this time she came out dripping on an oil-slicked stream with the “Mark of the Beast” on her front and back. I mean that literally. That cursed little “White Wings” up ahead, which had claimed poor Jack's life, must have had some sort of disgusting disposal contract—and Imshallah got a nasty smear of the leftovers. Also, a trailing length of burlap and a bag of ashes. When that bag burst as it hit my shoulder, Roos’ joke about me wearing sackcloth and ashes wasn’t completely off the mark. The only valuable thing we got was the shaving brush that landed in Roos’ lap. He figured it must have been accidentally discarded since it had real camel's-hair bristles, and he liked it better than his own—once the ashes were cleaned out. And yet, it could have been a lot worse. I only heard the splash of the wash boiler that must have hit just ahead of her, but the sewing machine that skimmed her back crossed right into my line of sight.

Up to that time Surprise Rapids of the Big Bend of Canada had stood as the superlative in the way of a really nasty hole to go through; from then on “Surprise Rapids of Wenatchee Bridge” claimed pride of place in this respect.

Up until that time, Surprise Rapids in the Big Bend of Canada had been considered the worst spot to navigate; after that, “Surprise Rapids of Wenatchee Bridge” took the top spot in this regard.

Swabbing down decks as best we could without landing, we pushed ahead. I was anxious to get down to Rock Island Rapids in time to look over the channels, if not to start through, before dark. We should have known better than to treat a dainty lady like Imshallah in that way. It was bad enough to have subjected her to the indignity of running the garbage barrage; not to give her a proper bath after it was un[Pg 296]pardonable. At least that was the way she seemed to look at it, and so I never felt inclined to blame her for taking matters into her own hands. Wallowing through a sharp bit of rapid a mile below the bridge washed the outside of her bright and clean as ever, but it was the stain of that slaughter-house stuff on the inside that rankled. She was restive and cranky in the swirls and eddies all down a long stretch of slack water running between black basalt islands, and as the river narrowed and began to tumble over a boisterous rapid above the Great Northern Railway bridge, she began jumping about nervously, like a spirited horse watching his chance for a bolt.

Swabbing down the decks as best we could without stopping, we pressed on. I was eager to reach Rock Island Rapids in time to check out the channels, if not to start going through them, before dark. We should have realized it was wrong to treat a delicate lady like Imshallah that way. It was bad enough to have subjected her to the embarrassment of navigating through the garbage; not giving her a proper wash afterward was unforgivable. At least that’s how she seemed to see it, so I never blamed her for taking control of the situation. Plowing through a rough patch of rapids a mile below the bridge cleaned her up outside, but it was the residue of that filthy stuff inside that bothered her. She was restless and irritable in the swirling currents along the long stretch of calm water between dark basalt islands, and as the river narrowed and started to tumble over a loud rapid just above the Great Northern Railway bridge, she began to jump around nervously, like a spirited horse looking for a chance to bolt.

It was Roos’ business, of course, to watch where she was going, but he made no claim of being a qualified steersman; so that there was really no excuse for my failing to watch our capricious lady’s symptoms and keep a steadying hand on her. Probably I should have done so had not a freight train run out on the bridge just as we neared the head of the rapid, throwing out so striking a smoke-smudge against a background of sun-silvered clouds that I needs must try for a hurried snapshot. That done, we were close to the “V” of the drop-off, and I had just time to see that there were three or four rather terrifying rollers tumbling right in the heart of the riffle, evidently thrown up by a jagged outcrop of bedrock very close to the surface. I would never have chanced putting even a big batteau directly into so wild a welter, but, with fairly good water to the left, there was no need of our passing within ten feet of the centre of disturbance. The course was so plain that I do not re[Pg 297]call even calling any warning to Roos as I sat down and resumed my oars. Each of us claimed the other was responsible for what followed, but I think the real truth of it was that Imshallah had made up her mind to have a bath without further delay, and couldn’t have been stopped anyhow.

It was Roos’ responsibility, of course, to pay attention to where he was going, but he didn’t claim to be an expert at steering; so I had no real excuse for not keeping an eye on our unpredictable lady’s behavior and maintaining some control over her. I probably would have done so if a freight train hadn't come out onto the bridge just as we were approaching the start of the rapid, creating such a striking plume of smoke against the sunlit clouds that I felt compelled to take a quick photo. Once that was done, we were close to the "V" of the drop-off, and I barely had time to notice that there were three or four pretty scary rollers crashing right in the middle of the riffle, clearly caused by a jagged outcrop of bedrock just beneath the surface. I would never have risked putting even a large boat directly into such a tumult, but since there was decent water to the left, we didn’t need to come within ten feet of the chaotic center. The route was so clear that I don’t even remember warning Roos as I sat down and picked up my oars. Each of us insisted that the other was to blame for what happened next, but I think the real deal was that Imshallah had decided she was ready for a bath and couldn’t be stopped anyway.

I never did see just what hit us, nor how we were hit; for it all came with the suddenness of a sand-bagging. Roos was stroking away confidently, and appeared to be singing, from the movement of his lips. The words, if any, were drowned in the roar. All at once his eyes became wild and he lashed out with a frenzied paddle-pull that was evidently intended to throw her head to the left. The next instant the crash came—sudden, shattering, savage. I remember distinctly wondering why Roos’ eyes were shifted apprehensively upward, like those of a man who fancies he is backing away from a bombing airplane. And I think I recall spray dashing two or three lengths astern of us, before the solid battering ram of the water hit me on the back, and Roos in the face. And all Imshallah did was to stand straight up on her hind legs and let little demi-semi-quivers run up and down her back like a real lady exulting in the tickle of a shower-bath. Then she lay down and let the river run over her; then reared up on her hind legs again. Twice or thrice she repeated that routine, when, apparently satisfied that her ablutions were complete, she settled down and ran the rest of the rapid sedately and soberly, and, I am afraid, without much help from either oars or paddle. I have always thought Roos was particularly happy in his[Pg 298] description of how it looked for’ard just after that first big wave hit us. “The top of that comber was ten feet above your head,” he said, “and it came curving over you just like the ‘canopy’ of a ‘Jack-in-the-Pulpit.’”

I never really saw what hit us or how we were hit; it all happened as suddenly as a sandbagging. Roos was paddling confidently and seemed to be singing, judging by the movement of his lips. Any words were drowned out by the roar. Suddenly, his eyes went wild, and he pulled the paddle frantically, clearly trying to steer her head to the left. The next moment, we got hit—sudden, shattering, and brutal. I distinctly remember wondering why Roos's eyes had shifted nervously upward, like someone trying to back away from a plane dropping bombs. I think I recall spray flying two or three lengths behind us before the solid force of the water hit me in the back and Roos in the face. And all Imshallah did was stand tall on her hind legs and let little quivers run up and down her back, like a lady enjoying the feel of a shower. Then she lay down and let the river flow over her; then she stood back up again. She repeated that routine two or three times, and once she seemed satisfied that she was clean, she settled down and ran the rest of the rapids calmly and soberly, and, I’m afraid, without much help from the oars or paddle. I've always thought Roos did a great job describing how it looked in front of us right after that first big wave hit us. “The top of that wave was ten feet above your head,” he said, “and it curved over you just like the ‘canopy’ of a ‘Jack-in-the-Pulpit.’”

With Imshallah rather more than half full of water, and consequently not a lot more freeboard for the moment than a good thick plank, it was just as well that no more rapids appeared before we found a patch of bank flat enough to allow us to land and dump her. Fresh as a daisy inside and out, she was as sweet and reasonable when we launched her again as any other lady of quality after she has had her own way. Not far below the bridge we tied up near the supply-pipe of a railway pumping station on the left bank. With the black gorge of Rock Island Rapids three-quarters of a mile below sending up an ominous growl, this appeared to be the proper place to stop and ask the way.

With Imshallah more than half full of water, and thus not much more freeboard than a thick plank, it was lucky that no more rapids showed up before we found a spot on the bank flat enough to land and unload her. Fresh as a daisy inside and out, she was just as sweet and agreeable when we launched her again as a lady of quality who’s gotten her way. Just below the bridge, we tied up near the supply pipe of a railway pumping station on the left bank. With the dark gorge of Rock Island Rapids three-quarters of a mile downstream letting out a menacing growl, this seemed like the right place to stop and ask for directions.

The engineer of the pumping-station said that he knew very little about the big rapid, as he had only been on his present job for a week. He had only seen the left-hand channel, and, as an old sailor, he was dead certain no open boat ever launched could live to run the lower end of it. He said he thought the safest way would be to put the skiff on his push-car, run it down the tracks a couple of miles, and launch it below the worst of the rapids. I told him we might be very glad to do this as a last resort, but, as it would involve a lot of time and labour, I would like to look at the rapid first. He told us to make free of his bunk-house in case we spent the night there, and sug[Pg 299]gested we call in at a farm house a couple of hundred yards down the track and talk with an old man there, who would probably know all about the rapid.

The engineer at the pumping station said he didn’t know much about the big rapid since he had only been on the job for a week. He’d only seen the left channel, and being an experienced sailor, he was absolutely sure that no open boat could survive running its lower end. He thought the safest option would be to put the skiff on his push-cart, take it down the tracks for a couple of miles, and launch it below the worst part of the rapids. I told him we might be very glad to do this as a last resort, but since it would take a lot of time and effort, I wanted to check out the rapid first. He invited us to make ourselves at home in his bunkhouse in case we needed to stay the night, and suggested that we stop by a farmhouse a couple of hundred yards down the track to talk to an old man there, who would probably know everything about the rapid.

That proved to be a good tip. The farmer turned out to be an old-time stern-wheeler captain, who had navigated the upper Columbia for many years in the early days. He was greatly interested in our trip, and said that we ought to have no great trouble with the rapids ahead, that is, as long as we didn’t try to take undue liberties with them. The safest way to get through would be to land at the head of the big island that divided the channels and line right down the left side of it. It would be pretty hard work, but we ought not to get in wrong if we took our time. He was sorry he couldn’t go down and look the place over with us, but it happened that his youngest daughter was being married that evening, and things were sort of crowding for the rest of the day. That explained why the yard was full of flivvers, and the numerous dressed-up men lounging around the porches. We decided that the groom was the lad, with an aggressively fresh-shaven gill, who was being made the butt of a joke every time he sauntered up to a new group, and that the bride was the buxom miss having her chestnut hair combed at a window, with at least half a dozen other girls looking on.

That turned out to be a great tip. The farmer was actually an old-time stern-wheeler captain who had navigated the upper Columbia for many years back in the day. He was really interested in our trip and said we shouldn’t have much trouble with the rapids ahead, as long as we didn’t take any unnecessary risks. The best way to make it through would be to land at the beginning of the big island that split the channels and then line right down the left side of it. It would be pretty hard work, but we shouldn’t run into problems if we took our time. He felt bad that he couldn’t come down and check the place out with us, but his youngest daughter was getting married that evening, and he had a lot going on for the rest of the day. That explained why the yard was full of cars and why there were so many nicely dressed guys hanging around the porches. We figured the groom was the guy with the freshly shaved face who was the target of jokes every time he walked up to a new group, and that the bride was the attractive girl with chestnut hair being styled at a window, with at least half a dozen other girls watching her.

Roos was very keen to have the wedding postponed to the following morning, and changed to an al fresco affair which he could shoot with good light. With a little study, he said, he was sure he could work it into his “continuity.” Perhaps, for instance, the “Farmer-Who-Would-See-the-Sea” might start them off on[Pg 300] their honeymoon by taking them a few miles down river in his boat. That would lend “heart interest and....” I throttled that scheme in the bud before my impetuous companion could broach it to the principals. I wasn’t going to tempt the providence that had saved me whole from the wrath of Jock o’ Windermere by taking a chance with any more “bride stuff.”

Roos was very eager to push the wedding to the next morning and switch to an al fresco setting that he could shoot in good light. With a bit of planning, he claimed he could incorporate it into his “continuity.” For example, the “Farmer-Who-Would-See-the-Sea” could send them off on[Pg 300] their honeymoon by taking them a few miles down the river in his boat. That would add “heart interest and....” I shut that idea down right away before my impulsive friend could bring it up to those involved. I wasn’t about to tempt fate, which had already spared me from the anger of Jock o’ Windermere, by risking any more “bride stuff.”

The black-walled gorge of Rock Island is one of the grimmest-looking holes on the Columbia, and of all hours of the day sunset, when the deep shadows are banking thick above the roaring waters, is the least cheery time to pay it a visit. Somewhat as at Hell Gate, the river splits upon a long, rocky island, the broader, shallower channel being to the right, and the narrower, deeper one to the left. The upper end of the right-hand channel was quiet and straight; indeed, it was the one I would have been prompted to take had not the old river captain at the farm-house inclined to the opinion that the lining on the other would be easier. The former had been the course Symons had taken, and he mentioned that the lower end was very crooked and rocky. I decided, therefore, to brave the difficulties that I could see something of in advance rather than to blunder into those I knew not of. Although the left channel began to speed up right from the head, I saw enough of it to be sure that we could run at least the upper two-thirds of it without much risk, and that there was then a good eddy from which to land on the side next to the railroad. This was the head of the main fall—an extremely rough cascade having a drop of ten feet in four hundred yards. Down that we would have to[Pg 301] line. I was quite in agreement with the pump-station man that no open boat would live in those wildly rolling waters. Fearful of complications, I restrained Roos from accepting an invitation to the wedding, and we turned in early for a good night’s sleep at the pump-station bunk-house.

The black-walled gorge of Rock Island is one of the most grim-looking spots on the Columbia. Among all the times of day, sunset—when deep shadows loom over the roaring waters—is the least inviting time to visit. Similar to Hell Gate, the river splits around a long, rocky island, with the broader, shallower channel on the right and the narrower, deeper one on the left. The upper end of the right channel was calm and straight; in fact, I would have chosen it if the old river captain at the farmhouse hadn’t suggested that the other one would be easier. The right channel had been the route chosen by Symons, and he noted that the lower end was very winding and rocky. So, I decided to face the challenges I could see rather than risk the unknowns. Even though the left channel started to get fast right from the beginning, I saw enough of it to be sure we could handle at least the upper two-thirds without too much danger, and there was a decent eddy on the side closest to the railroad for landing. This was where the main fall began—an extremely rough drop of ten feet over four hundred yards. We would have to line down that. I agreed with the pump-station guy that no open boat would survive those wildly rolling waters. Worried about complications, I held Roos back from accepting an invitation to the wedding, and we headed to bed early for a good night’s sleep at the pump-station bunkhouse.

The game old octogenarian had asked me especially to hail him from the river in the morning, so that he could go down and help us through the rapids. I should have been glad indeed of his advice in what I knew would be a mighty awkward operation, but had not the heart to disturb him when I saw there was no curl of smoke from the kitchen chimney when we drifted by at eight o’clock. The roar of fast and furious revelry had vied with the roar of the rapids pretty well all night, culminating with a crescendo leading up to the old shoe barrage at about daybreak. It didn’t seem quite human to keep the old boy lining down river all morning after lining up against that big barrel of “sweet cider” all night.... (No, I hadn’t missed that little detail; that was one of the reasons I had kept Roos away). So we drifted on down toward the big noise alone. The pump-man promised he would come down to help as soon as his tank was filled, but that wouldn’t be for an hour or more.

The old guy in his eighties had specifically asked me to give him a shout from the river in the morning so he could come down and help us navigate the rapids. I would have really appreciated his advice for what I knew would be a pretty tricky situation, but I couldn’t bring myself to wake him when I saw there was no smoke coming from the kitchen chimney as we floated by at eight o’clock. The sound of loud partying had drowned out the sound of the rapids all night, building up to a climax that led to the old shoe toss at about dawn. It didn’t feel right to keep the old man downriver all morning after he'd been up against that big barrel of “sweet cider” all night... (No, I hadn’t overlooked that little detail; it was one of the reasons I kept Roos away). So we continued down toward the ruckus on our own. The pump guy promised he’d come down to help as soon as his tank was filled, but that wouldn’t be for at least an hour.

Rock Island Rapids are in a gorge within a gorge. The black water-scoured canyon with the foam-white river at the bottom of it is not over fifty feet deep in the sheer. Back of high-water mark there is a narrow strip of bench on either side, above which rises a thousand feet or more of brown bluff. The eastern wall still cast its shadow on the river, but the[Pg 302] reflection of the straw-yellow band of broadening light creeping down the western bluff filled the gorge with a diffused golden glow that threw every rock and riffle into sharp relief. It was a dozen times better to see by than the blinding brilliance of direct light, and, knowing just what to expect for the next quarter-mile, I ran confidently into the head of the rapid. Early morning is the hour of confidence and optimism on the flowing road; evening the hour of doubt, indecision and apprehension.

Rock Island Rapids are in a gorge within a gorge. The dark, water-worn canyon with the foamy white river at the bottom isn’t more than fifty feet deep straight down. Behind the high-water mark, there's a narrow strip of land on either side, rising over a thousand feet of brown bluff. The eastern wall still casts its shadow on the river, but the reflection of the straw-yellow band of widening light creeping down the western bluff filled the gorge with a soft golden glow that highlighted every rock and riffle. It was way better to see in this light than in the glaring brightness of direct sunlight, and knowing exactly what to expect for the next quarter-mile, I confidently paddled into the rapid's entrance. Early morning is the time for confidence and optimism on the flowing road; evening is when doubt, indecision, and anxiety creep in.

A submerged rock at the entrance to the left channel, which I had marked mentally from the high bank the night before as an obstacle to be avoided, proved rather harder to locate from water level; but Roos spotted it in time to give it a comfortable berth in shooting by. Then the abrupt black walls closed in, and we ran for three hundred yards in fast but not dangerous water. The current took us straight into the eddy I had picked for a landing place, and the skiff slid quietly into a gentle swirling loop of back-water, with nothing but a huge jutting rock intervening between that secure haven and the brink of the fall. So far all had gone exactly as planned. Now we were to see how it looked for lining.

A submerged rock at the entrance to the left channel, which I had mentally noted from the high bank the night before as something to avoid, proved to be a bit harder to spot from water level; but Roos saw it in time to give it a safe distance while passing. Then the steep black walls closed in, and we traveled for three hundred yards in fast but not dangerous water. The current took us directly into the eddy I had chosen for landing, and the skiff glided quietly into a gentle swirling loop of backwater, with nothing but a massive jutting rock between that safe spot and the edge of the fall. Up to this point, everything had gone exactly as planned. Now we were about to see how it looked for lining.

Roos set up on a shelf and cranked while I lined round the projecting rock, an operation which proved unexpectedly simple once it was started right. At my first attempt I failed to swing the boat out of the eddy, and as a consequence she was brought back against the rock and given rather a stiff bump. The next time I launched her higher up, and paying out plenty of scope, let her go right out into the main[Pg 303] current and over the “intake” of the fall. It took brisk following up to keep the line from fouling, and after that was cleared I didn’t have quite as much time as I needed to take in slack and brace myself for the coming jerk. The result was Imshallah got such a way on in her hundred feet of run that, like a locoed broncho pulling up and galloping off with its picket-pin, she took me right along over and off the big rock and into the water below. To my great surprise, where I was expecting to go straight into the whirlpool one usually finds behind a projecting rock, I landed in water that was both slack and comparatively shallow. Recovering quickly from my stumble, I braced against the easy current and checked the runaway with little trouble. Roos, who had missed the last part of the action, wanted me to do that jump and stumble over again, but the ten foot flop down onto the not very deeply submerged boulders was a bit too much a shake-up to sustain for art’s sake.

Roos set up on a shelf and cranked while I steered around the jutting rock, which turned out to be surprisingly easy once I got it going. On my first try, I couldn't swing the boat out of the eddy, and as a result, it bumped into the rock pretty hard. The next time, I launched it higher up and let it drift out into the main current and over the drop-off. It took some quick maneuvering to keep the line from tangling, and once that was sorted, I didn't have enough time to take in the slack and brace myself for the coming pull. As a result, Imshallah picked up so much speed in her hundred-foot run that, like a wild bronco pulling away with its picket-pin, she carried me right over the big rock and into the water below. To my great surprise, where I expected to dive straight into the whirlpool usually found behind a jutting rock, I ended up in water that was calm and relatively shallow. I quickly recovered from my stumble, steadied myself against the gentle current, and managed to stop the runaway without much difficulty. Roos, who had missed the last part of the action, wanted me to do that jump and stumble again, but the ten-foot drop onto the not-so-deep boulders was a little too much of a jolt to do it for the sake of art.

Now that it was too late to line back, I saw why it was the old captain had advised working down the side of the island. The left bank of the cascade (which latter was tumbling close beside me now), was all but sheer. Only here and there were there footings close to the water, so that the man with the line would have to make his way for the most part along the top of the rocky wall. He could get along all right, but there was no place where a man could follow the boat and keep it off with a pole. It might have been managed with a man poling-off from the boat itself, but I hardly felt like urging Roos to take the chance. It was out of the question trying to line[Pg 304] back up the “intake” of the fall, but there was one loop-hole which looked worth exploring before risking an almost certain mess-up in trying to work down the side of the cascade.

Now that it was too late to turn back, I understood why the old captain had suggested working down the side of the island. The left bank of the waterfall (which was rushing right next to me now) was nearly vertical. Only occasionally were there spots close to the water where someone could stand, meaning the person with the line would mostly have to make their way along the top of the rocky wall. He could manage that just fine, but there was no way for someone to follow the boat and keep it steady with a pole. It could have been done with someone pushing off from the boat itself, but I really didn’t want to encourage Roos to take that risk. It was out of the question to try to line[Pg 304] back up the “intake” of the fall, but there was one opening that seemed worth checking out before we risked an almost certain disaster by trying to navigate down the side of the waterfall.

I have mentioned that I had expected to find a whirlpool under the big jutting rock. The only reason there wasn’t one was because what at high water must have been a very considerable back channel took out at this point and acted as a sort of safety-valve. There was still a stream a few inches deep flowing out here, running off to the left into a dark cavernous-looking crack in the bedrock. That water had to come back to the river somewhere below, and there was just a chance that the boat could be squeezed through the same way. At any rate, there was not enough of a weight of water to do any harm, and it ought not to be hard to “back up” in the event it proved impossible to push on through. Leaving Roos to set up and shoot a particularly villainous whirlpool he had discovered, I dragged the skiff through the shallow opening and launched it into a deep black pool beyond.

I mentioned that I expected to find a whirlpool under the large jutting rock. The only reason there wasn’t one was that what must have been a significant back channel at high water drained out at this spot, acting like a safety valve. There was still a stream a few inches deep flowing out here, running off to the left into a dark, cavernous-looking crack in the bedrock. That water had to flow back to the river somewhere downstream, and there was a chance that the boat could fit through the same way. Anyway, there wasn’t enough water to cause any trouble, and it shouldn’t be hard to back up if it turned out to be impossible to push through. Leaving Roos to set up and shoot a particularly nasty whirlpool he had found, I dragged the skiff through the shallow opening and launched it into a deep black pool beyond.

Poling from pool to pool, I entered a miniature gorge where I was presently so walled in by the rock that the raw roar of the cascade was muffled to a heavy, earth-shaking rumble. This tiny canyonette opened up at the end of a hundred yards to a sheer-walled rock-bound pool, evidently scoured out by the action of a high-water whirlpool. This turned out to be an enormous “pot-hole,” for I had to avoid the water-spun boulder, which had been the tool of the sculpturing River God, in pushing into the outlet[Pg 305] crack. The latter was so narrow and overhanging that I had to lie down and work the skiff along with my up-raised hands. Twenty yards of that brought me out to a winding little lake, less steeply walled than the gorge above, but apparently closed all the way round, even at the lower end. I was in a complete cul de sac. A gurgling whirlpool showed where the water escaped by a subterranean passage, but that was plainly no place to take a lady, especially a lady of quality like Imshallah.

Poling from pool to pool, I entered a small gorge where I was quickly surrounded by rock, making the powerful roar of the waterfall sound more like a heavy, earth-shaking rumble. This tiny canyon opened up after about a hundred yards to a steep-walled, rock-bound pool, clearly carved out by a high-water whirlpool. It turned out to be a huge "pot-hole," as I had to steer clear of a water-polished boulder, which had been the River God's tool for shaping the outlet crack. The opening was so narrow and overhanging that I had to lie down and maneuver the skiff with my raised hands. After twenty yards of that, I emerged into a winding little lake, with less steep walls than the gorge above, but seemingly closed off all around, even at the lower end. I was in a complete cul de sac. A gurgling whirlpool indicated where the water flowed out through a hidden passage, but that was clearly not a suitable place for a lady, especially one of high standing like Imshallah.

Tying Imshallah up to a boulder to prevent her amiable weakness for rushing to the embraces of whirlpools getting the better of her, I climbed up a steeply-sloping pitch of bedrock and looked down to the head of a long narrow arm of quiet water. The gay little waterfall breaking forth from the rock beneath my feet was leaping directly into the main stream of the Columbia—and below the cascade. A stiff thirty or forty-foot portage, and we were through. We might have to wait for the pump-man to help us lift the boat up that first pitch, but he ought to be along almost any time now.

Tying Imshallah to a boulder to keep her from her friendly habit of rushing into whirlpools, I climbed up a steep slope of bedrock and looked down at the head of a long, narrow stretch of calm water. The cheerful little waterfall bursting from the rock beneath my feet was jumping straight into the main flow of the Columbia—and right below the cascade was a tough thirty or forty-foot portage, and then we were done. We might have to wait for the pump-man to help us lift the boat up that first incline, but he should be here any minute now.

Taking a short-cut back across the water-washed rock, I found Roos just completing his shots of the cascade. The sun was on the latter now, and its dazzling whiteness threw it into striking relief against the sinister walls between which it tumbled. Save the first two falls of Surprise Rapids, there is not a savager rush of water on the upper Columbia than this final three hundred yards of the left-hand channel of Rock Island. Roos was delighted with the way it showed up in his finder, and even more pleased when[Pg 306] he learned that we were not going to have to line the boat down it. Then he had one of his confounded inspirations. That portage over the reef of bedrock, with the little waterfall in the background, would photograph like a million dollars, he declared; but to get the full effect of it, and to preserve “continuity,” the “farmer” ought to do it alone. It wouldn’t do to include the pump-man in the picture, now that the “farmer” was supposed to be travelling alone. If I had to have his help, all right; only it wouldn’t do to shoot while the other man was in the picture. But it would really be the “Cat’s ears” if the “farmer” could make it on his own. He wouldn’t have to make that big pull-up without stopping; he could jerk the boat along a foot or two at a time, and then get his breath like the pursued villain did in the processional finales of knockabout comedies. Then he showed me how, by resuming the same grip on the boat and the same facial expression at each renewed attack, the action could be made to appear practically continuous.

Taking a shortcut back across the water-washed rock, I found Roos just finishing his shots of the waterfall. The sun was shining on it now, and its bright whiteness made it stand out sharply against the dark cliffs it cascaded down. Except for the first two falls of Surprise Rapids, there’s no wilder rush of water on the upper Columbia than this last three hundred yards of the left-hand channel of Rock Island. Roos was thrilled with how it looked in his viewfinder and even more excited when he found out we wouldn’t have to line the boat down it. Then he had one of his annoying ideas. That portage over the bedrock with the little waterfall in the background would photograph brilliantly, he claimed; but to capture the full effect and maintain “continuity,” the “farmer” should do it alone. It wouldn’t work to include the pump-man in the shot, now that the “farmer” was supposed to be traveling solo. If I really needed his help, fine; but it just wouldn’t be right to take the picture while the other guy was in it. But it would definitely be impressive if the “farmer” could manage it on his own. He wouldn’t have to make that big pull-up without taking a break; he could pull the boat a foot or two at a time and then catch his breath like the pursued villain does in the climactic scenes of slapstick comedies. Then he showed me how, by keeping the same grip on the boat and the same facial expression at each renewed effort, the action could appear practically continuous.

Well, I fell for it. Tom Sawyer was not more adroit in getting out of white-washing his fence than was Roos in getting out of that portage job. He wanted to preserve “continuity” by starting back at the head of the cascade, but we compromised by making it the “pot-hole.” Emerging to the lakelet, I registered “extreme dejection” at finding my progress blocked, and “dull gloom” as I landed and climbed up for a look-see. But when I reached the top of the reef and discovered the quiet water below, like sunlight breaking through a cloud, I assumed as nearly as[Pg 307] I knew how an exact imitation of an expression I had seen on the face of Balboa in a picture called “First Sight of the Pacific.” “That’s the ‘Cat’s ears,’” encouraged Roos; “now snake the boat over—and make it snappy!”

Well, I fell for it. Tom Sawyer was no better at getting out of white-washing his fence than Roos was at dodging that portage job. He wanted to keep the “continuity” by starting back at the top of the cascade, but we compromised by making it the “pot-hole.” When I emerged to the small lake, I showed “extreme dejection” at finding my way blocked and felt “dull gloom” as I landed and climbed up to check it out. But when I got to the top of the reef and saw the calm water below, like sunlight breaking through a cloud, I tried to recreate the expression I had seen on Balboa’s face in a painting called “First Sight of the Pacific.” “That’s the ‘Cat’s ears,’” Roos encouraged; “now slide the boat over—and hurry up!”

I made it snappy, all right; but it was my spine that did most of the snapping. And it wasn’t a foot at a time that I snaked the boat over. (Roos had been too optimistic on that score); it was by inches. Roos took infinite pains in coaching me as to “resuming grip and expression;” but even so, I am afraid the finished film will display considerable jerkiness in its “continuous action.” I gained some solace by calling Roos names all the time, and so must again beg “lip-readers” who see the picture to consider the provocation and not judge too harshly. Once tilted over the crest of the reef, the boat took more holding than hauling. Being pretty well gone in the back and knees, she got away from me and slid the last ten feet, giving her bottom a bumping that it never did entirely recover from. I was caulking incipient leaks all the way to Portland as a consequence of that confounded “one man” portage.

I made it quick, sure; but it was my back that did most of the work. And I wasn’t moving the boat a foot at a time as Roos had hoped; it was by inches. Roos took a lot of time to coach me on “resuming grip and expression,” but even so, I’m afraid the final film will show a lot of jerkiness in its “continuous action.” I found some comfort in calling Roos names the whole time, so I must again ask any “lip-readers” who watch the film to consider the provocation and not be too harsh in their judgment. Once I tilted over the top of the reef, the boat needed more holding than hauling. With my back and knees pretty messed up, the boat slipped away from me and slid the last ten feet, giving its bottom a bump that it never fully recovered from. I was sealing up early leaks all the way to Portland because of that annoying “one man” portage.

Just as we had loaded up and were ready to push off, the pump-man breezed along and asked us to give him a passage as far as Columbia River station, two or three miles below. He wanted to take an oar, but as the distance was short and the current swift, I told him it was not worth bothering with. So he laid the oar he had taken out along the starboard gunwale, and knelt just aft the after thwart, facing forward. Roos always claimed that it was the loom of[Pg 308] the pump-man’s back cutting off his view ahead that was responsible for the little diversion that followed. A good part of the blame was doubtless my own for not keeping a sharper watch over my shoulder, as I certainly should have done had I been alone. In any event, Imshallah’s alibi was complete. She behaved through it all like a real thoroughbred.

Just as we finished loading up and were ready to set off, the pump guy strolled over and asked us for a ride to Columbia River station, which was a couple of miles downstream. He wanted to grab an oar, but since the distance was short and the current was strong, I told him it wasn’t worth the hassle. So, he put the oar he had taken out along the right side of the boat and knelt just behind the back seat, facing forward. Roos always insisted that it was the way the pump guy’s back blocked his view ahead that caused the little mishap that followed. A significant part of the blame was probably mine for not keeping a better lookout behind me, which I definitely would have done if I had been alone. In any case, Imshallah’s alibi was solid. She handled the situation like a true champion.

There was a sinuous tangle of swirls where the right-hand and left-hand cascades flew at each other’s throats at the lower end of the rock island, and then a gay stretch of sun-dazzled froth where the teeth of a long reef menaced all the way across the channel; then a stretch of lazily-coiling green-black water, flowing between lofty brown cliffs and broken here and there with the loom of house-like rocks of shattered basalt. The roar of Rock Island died down in muffled diminuendo, and it seemed mighty good to have that diapason muttering in bafflement astern rather than growling in anticipation ahead. There was only one little rapid between here and the siding, the pump-man said, and it wouldn’t bother us much as there was plenty of room to get by. He was right—for the most part.

There was a winding tangle of swirls where the right and left cascades rushed at each other at the lower end of the rock island, followed by a bright stretch of sunlit foam where the jagged edges of a long reef threatened all the way across the channel; then a stretch of slowly swirling green-black water, flowing between tall brown cliffs and intermittently interrupted by the looming presence of house-sized rocks of shattered basalt. The roar of Rock Island faded into a muffled diminuendo, and it felt really good to have that rumbling behind us rather than looming ahead. The pump-man mentioned there was only one small rapid between here and the siding, and it wouldn’t bother us much since there was plenty of room to get by. He was mostly right.

I took a good look at the riffle as we headed down to it. It was a short stretch of rough, noisy water, but nothing that would have had to be avoided except for a single big roller in the middle of it. As this was throwing a great dash of spray high in the air every now and then, I felt sure the rock responsible for it was very slightly submerged—perhaps not more than a few inches. As this was so obviously an obstacle to steer well clear of, it never occurred to me to give[Pg 309] Roos any especial warning about it, especially as he continued standing and sizing up the situation for half a minute after I had resumed my oars. The main current ran straight across the riffle, but with fifty feet of clear water to the left there was no need of getting into any of the worst of it, let alone trying to hurdle that foam-throwing rock.

I took a good look at the riffle as we made our way down to it. It was a short stretch of rough, noisy water, but nothing we needed to avoid except for one big wave in the middle. Since it was sending up a lot of spray every now and then, I figured the rock causing it was only slightly submerged—maybe just a few inches. Since it was clearly an obstacle to avoid, I didn’t think to give[Pg 309] Roos any special warning about it, especially since he kept standing there assessing the situation for half a minute after I went back to rowing. The main current flowed straight across the riffle, but with fifty feet of clear water to the left, there was no need to get caught in the worst of it, let alone try to jump over that spray-throwing rock.

Leaning hard on my oars, I had good steerage-way on the skiff by the time she dipped over into the fast-running water. Roos was cuffing jauntily at the wave crests, and singing. Because of the sequel, I remember particularly it was “Dardanella” that was claiming his attention. Two or three times he had maintained that he was a “lucky fella” before I saw what seemed to me to be mingled dissent and perturbation gathering in the pump-man’s steel-grey eyes. Then, all of a sudden, he gave vocal expression to his doubts. “You won’t think you’re a ‘lucky fella’ if you put her onta that rock,” he yelled over his shoulder. Turning at the finish of my stroke, I saw that big spray-flipping comber about two lengths away, and dead ahead, looking savager than ever. Trailing my right oar, I pulled every ounce I could bring to bear upon my left, trying to throw her head toward the better water. The next instant I was all but falling over backwards as the oar snapped cleanly off in the oar-lock. I recall perfectly the gleam of the long copper nails which had weakened it, and the fresh fracture of the broken spruce.

Leaning hard on my oars, I had a good grip on the skiff by the time she dipped into the fast-running water. Roos was playfully splashing at the wave crests and singing. I particularly remember it was “Dardanella” that caught his attention. He had mentioned a couple of times that he was a “lucky fella” before I noticed what looked like a mix of disagreement and unease growing in the pump-man’s steel-grey eyes. Then, all of a sudden, he voiced his concerns. “You won’t think you’re a ‘lucky fella’ if you crash into that rock,” he yelled over his shoulder. Turning at the end of my stroke, I saw that big spray-flipping wave about two lengths away, right in front of us, looking more menacing than ever. Dragging my right oar, I put all my strength into my left, trying to steer us toward the safer water. The next moment, I was nearly falling backward as the oar snapped cleanly off in the oar-lock. I remember clearly the shine of the long copper nails that had weakened it and the fresh break of the broken spruce.

The weight I put onto my right oar in saving myself from tumbling backward had the effect of throwing her head in just the opposite direction I had in[Pg 310]tended. Since she could hardly have avoided hitting the big roller anyhow, once she was so near, it is probably better that she hit it squarely than sidling. The crash was solid, almost shattering in its intensity, and yet I am not sure that she hit the rock at all. If she did, it was a glancing blow, for she could not possibly have survived anything heavier.

The weight I put on my right oar to keep from falling backward ended up forcing her head to turn in the opposite direction I intended. Since she was so close, she probably couldn't have avoided hitting the big wave anyway, so it’s likely better that she hit it directly instead of skimming by. The impact was intense, almost devastating, yet I'm not even sure she actually hit the rock. If she did, it was just a glancing blow, because there's no way she could have survived anything more severe.

The pump-man, true to his sailor instincts, kept his head perfectly in the face of the deluge that had engulfed him. The spare oar was lying ready to hand, and he had it waiting for me in the oar-lock by the time I was on an even keel again. The second wave, which she rode on her own, threw Imshallah’s head off a bit, but by the time she was rising to the third I was helping her again with the oars. Seeing how well she was taking it, I did not try to pull out of the riffle now, but let her run right down through it to the end. Only the first wave put much green water into her, but even that had not filled her anywhere nearly so deep as she had been the evening before. When we beached her below Columbia River station we found her starboard bow heavily dented, but even that did not convince me that we had hit the big rock. I am rather inclined to think that denting was done when I did my lone-hand portage at Rock Island. I was dead sorry I couldn’t persuade that pump-man to throw up his job and come along with us. He had the real stuff in him.

The pump-man, staying true to his sailor instincts, kept his cool in the face of the downpour that had surrounded him. The spare oar was ready and waiting, and he had it in the oar-lock by the time I was back on an even keel. The second wave, which she handled on her own, knocked Imshallah's head off a bit, but by the time she was rising to the third, I was helping her with the oars again. Seeing how well she was managing, I didn’t try to steer away from the riffle this time; I let her go right through it to the end. Only the first wave brought in much green water, but even that hadn’t filled her anywhere near as deep as she had been the night before. When we beached her below Columbia River station, we found her starboard bow heavily dented, but even that didn’t convince me that we had hit the big rock. I suspect that dent happened when I did my solo portage at Rock Island. I was really sorry I couldn’t convince that pump-man to quit his job and come along with us. He had the real stuff in him.

THE PICTURE THAT MADE ME DRY MY TEARS (above)
THE WRECK OF THE "DOUGLAS" (below)

WE COOKED OUR BREAKFAST IN THE GALLEY OF THE WRECK OF THE "DOUGLAS" (left)
A ROCKY CLIFF OVERLOOKING BEVERLY (right)

After having lunch in the railway men’s eating house at Columbia River, we went down to push off again. Finding the local ferry-man examining the skiff, I asked him if he thought she would do to run [Pg 311]Cabinet Rapids, which we could hear rumbling a mile below. “Not if you try to push them out of the river the way you did that riffle above here a while ago,” he replied with a grin. He said he had been watching us through his glass, and that the boat had disappeared from sight for three or four seconds when she hit the big roller. He offered to bet his ferry-boat against the skiff that we couldn’t do it again and come through right-side-up. No takers. Speaking seriously, he said that, by keeping well to the left, we could run Cabinet all right—if nothing went wrong. “But better not make a practice of breaking an oar just where you’re going to need it most,” he added with another grin; “there’s nothing on the river that would live through the big riffle over against the right bank. You’ll see what she did to the Douglas.”

After having lunch at the train workers' diner by the Columbia River, we went down to launch again. I spotted the local ferry operator checking the skiff and asked him if he thought it was good enough to navigate Cabinet Rapids, which we could hear rumbling about a mile downstream. “Not if you try to push it out of the river the way you did that riffle up there a while ago,” he replied with a grin. He mentioned he had been watching us through his binoculars and that the boat had vanished from sight for three or four seconds when it hit the big wave. He jokingly offered to bet his ferry against the skiff that we couldn’t do it again and come through upright. No one accepted. He said seriously that if we kept well to the left, we could handle Cabinet just fine—if nothing went wrong. “But you’d better not make a habit of breaking an oar right when you need it most,” he added with another grin; “there’s nothing in the river that would survive the big riffle against the right bank. You'll see what it did to the Douglas.”

Landing from the slack water above a rocky point which juts out into the river at the head of Cabinet Rapids, we climbed a couple of hundred yards over water-scoured boulders to the brink of the gorge. It was a decidedly rough-looking rapid, but by no means so hopeless for running with a small boat as Rock Island. In that the main riffle was thrown against a sheer bank of the river, it reminded me a good deal of Death Rapids on the Big Bend. But this riffle, while appearing fully as rough as that of the dreaded Dalles des Morts, was not, like the latter, unavoidable. The chance of passing it in only fairly broken water to the left looked quite good enough to try. The wreck of the Douglas, standing out white and stark against the black boulders a mile below, was a good warning against taking any unnecessary chances. I[Pg 312] looked well to the oars and the trim of the boat before shoving off.

Landing from the still water above a rocky point that sticks out into the river at the start of Cabinet Rapids, we climbed a few hundred yards over water-worn boulders to the edge of the gorge. It was a pretty rough-looking rapid, but definitely not as hopeless to navigate in a small boat as Rock Island. Since the main riffle was pushed against a steep riverbank, it reminded me a lot of Death Rapids in the Big Bend. However, this riffle, while seeming just as rough as the feared Dalles des Morts, wasn’t as unavoidable as the latter. The possibility of passing through it in relatively calm water to the left looked promising enough to give it a shot. The wreck of the Douglas, stark white against the black boulders a mile downstream, served as a solid warning against taking any unnecessary risks. I[Pg 312] made sure to check the oars and the balance of the boat before setting off.

Once out into the river, I could see that the rapid was white from bank to bank, but still nothing that ought to trouble us seriously. I stood for a minute or two looking ahead from the vantage of one of the thwarts, and it was just as I was taking up my oars again in the quickening current that the corner of my eye glimpsed the narrow opening of a deep back-channel winding off between splintered walls of columnar basalt to the left. I wasn’t looking for any more one-man portages, but this opening looked good enough to explore. It might lead through by an easy way, and there was hardly enough water to do much harm if it didn’t. It took hard pulling to sheer off from the “intake” now we had drifted so close, but we finally made it and entered the dark back-channel. Narrowing and broadening, just as the other had done, it led on for a couple of hundred yards, finally to discharge over a six-foot fall into a deeply indented pool that opened out to the river about half way down the rapid. The wedge-shaped crack at the head of the little fall was narrower than the skiff at water-line, but by dint of a little lifting and tugging we worked her through and lowered her into the pool below. Pulling out through the opening, we headed her confidently into the current. There was a quarter-mile of white water yet, but we were far enough down now so that the loss of an oar or any other mishap wouldn’t leave the skiff to run into those wallowing rollers over against the further cliff. A sharp, slashing run carried us through to the foot of Cabinet Rapids, and a[Pg 313] few minutes later we had hauled up into an eddy under the left bank opposite the wreck of the Douglas.

Once we got out onto the river, I could see that the rapid was white from one bank to the other, but it was nothing that should really worry us. I stood for a minute or two looking ahead from one of the seats, and just as I was picking up my oars again in the increasing current, I caught a glimpse out of the corner of my eye of a narrow opening to a deep back-channel winding between jagged columns of basalt to the left. I wasn’t looking for any more solo portages, but this opening seemed promising enough to check out. It might provide an easy way through, and there wasn’t enough water to cause much harm if it didn’t. It took a lot of effort to steer away from the “intake” now that we had drifted so close, but we finally managed it and entered the dark back-channel. It narrowed and widened, just like the other channel had, and it continued for a couple of hundred yards, eventually spilling over a six-foot drop into a deep pool that opened out to the river about halfway down the rapid. The wedge-shaped gap at the top of the little drop was narrower than the skiff at the waterline, but with some lifting and tugging, we got it through and lowered it into the pool below. Exiting through the opening, we aimed confidently into the current. There was still a quarter-mile of white water to go, but we were far enough down now that losing an oar or any other mishap wouldn’t send the skiff crashing into those rolling waves against the opposite cliff. A sharp, swift run took us to the bottom of Cabinet Rapids, and a[Pg 313] few minutes later, we had pulled into an eddy under the left bank across from the wreck of the Douglas.

The little stern-wheeler had come to grief at high-water, so that we had to clamber all of three hundred yards over big, smooth, round boulders to reach the point where the wreck was lying. The latter was by no means in so bad a shape as I had expected to find it. The principal damage appeared to have been done to the wheel, which was clamped down tight over a huge boulder, and to the starboard bow, which was stove in. The rest of her hull and her upper works were intact; also the engines, though terribly rusty. There was not much from which one could reconstruct the story of the disaster; in fact, I have not learned to this day any authentic details. The chances are, however, that the wheel struck a rock somewhere in Cabinet Rapids, and, after that, drifting out of control, she had come in for the rest of the mauling. If her captain is like the rest of the Columbia River skippers I met, I have no doubt that she will be patched up again before next high-water and started off for Portland.

The little stern-wheeler had met with disaster during high water, so we had to scramble over three hundred yards of big, smooth, round boulders to reach the spot where the wreck was lying. It wasn't in as bad shape as I had expected. The main damage seemed to be to the wheel, which was wedged tightly over a massive boulder, and the starboard bow, which was smashed in. The rest of the hull and upper works were intact, as were the engines, although they were seriously rusty. There wasn't much to piece together the story of the accident; in fact, I still haven’t learned any real details to this day. It’s likely that the wheel hit a rock somewhere in Cabinet Rapids, and after that, it drifted out of control and took the rest of the beating. If her captain is anything like the other Columbia River skippers I met, I’m sure she’ll be patched up before the next high water and sent off to Portland.

With towering cliffs on both sides and the great black boulders scattered all around, Roos felt that both subject and setting were highly favourable for an effective movie, and started to think out a way to work the wreck of the Douglas into his “continuity.” After some minutes of brown study, he declared that the best way to work it would be for the “farmer” to land, come clambering across the boulders registering “puzzled wonderment,” and then to stand in silent contemplation of the wreck, registering “thankful[Pg 314]ness.” “Thankfulness for what?” I demanded; “it doesn’t strike me as Christian to gloat over the wreck of a ship.” “You don’t get me at all,” he expostulated. “I don’t mean for him to show thankfulness because of the wreck of the steamer, but because his own boat has so far escaped a similar fate. He just stands here with his arms folded, casts his eyes upward, moves his lips as if....”

With towering cliffs on both sides and large black boulders scattered around, Roos thought that both the subject and setting were perfect for a great movie, and he started brainstorming ways to incorporate the wreck of the Douglas into his “continuity.” After a few minutes of deep thought, he announced that the best approach would be for the “farmer” to land, scramble over the boulders showing “puzzled wonder,” and then stand in silent contemplation of the wreck, expressing “thankfulness.” “Thankfulness for what?” I asked; “it doesn’t seem right to gloat over the wreck of a ship.” “You’re not getting my point at all,” he replied. “I don’t mean for him to show thankfulness because of the shipwreck, but because his own boat has so far avoided a similar fate. He just stands there with his arms crossed, looks up, and moves his lips as if...”

“Nothing doing,” I cut in decisively. “If you’d been raising beans and hay and apricots as long as I have, you’d know that a farmer never registers thankfulness about anything but a rise in the market, and there ain’t no such thing any more.” While we were arguing that moot point, the sun dipped behind the loftily looming wall of brown-black cliff across the river and the trouble settled itself automatically. Because there was no longer light, Roos thought it would be a good stunt to camp where we were until morning, and as a camp was always “continuity”—there we were!

“Not happening,” I interrupted firmly. “If you’d been growing beans, hay, and apricots as long as I have, you’d understand that a farmer never expresses gratitude for anything except a market increase, and that doesn't exist anymore.” While we were debating that pointless issue, the sun sank behind the tall, dark cliff across the river, and the tension eased itself. With the light fading, Roos thought it would be a good idea to camp where we were until morning, and since a camp always meant “continuity”—that’s where we ended up!

There was plenty of cordwood left, and the galley stove was in good condition. As we had no candles, dinner was cooked by the mingled red and green gleams of the port and starboard lights, transferred to the galley for that purpose. I slept in the cook’s cabin and Roos—with his bed made up on the wire springs from the Captain’s cabin—on the deck of the galley. With water freezing half an inch thick in the coffee-pot on the galley stove, we had an insufferably cold night of it—one of the worst we spent on the river. In the morning Roos made his “camp shots,” which consisted principally of the farmer chopping cord[Pg 315]wood on the main deck, building a fire in the galley stove and cooking breakfast. Out of deference to my esoteric knowledge of the way farmers feel about things, he consented to omit the “thankfulness stuff.”

There was plenty of firewood left, and the kitchen stove was in good shape. Since we had no candles, dinner was cooked by the mixed red and green glows from the port and starboard lights, which we brought into the kitchen for that purpose. I slept in the cook's cabin, while Roos—who made his bed on the wire springs from the Captain's cabin—slept on the galley deck. With water freezing half an inch thick in the coffee pot on the kitchen stove, we endured an unbearably cold night—one of the worst we experienced on the river. In the morning, Roos made his "camp shots," which mainly consisted of the farmer chopping firewood on the main deck, starting a fire in the kitchen stove, and cooking breakfast. Out of respect for my unique understanding of how farmers feel about things, he agreed to skip the "thankfulness stuff."

Shoving off into a steady six-mile current at nine-thirty, a few minutes brought us in sight of a striking basaltic island, which Symons had characterized as “one of the most perfect profile rocks in existence.” “Approaching it from the north,” he wrote, “it presents a striking likeness to the profile of Queen Victoria.... Coming nearer to it and passing it on the west, the profile changes and merges into a more Grecian and Sphinx-like face, whose placid immobility takes one’s mind involuntarily to far-off Egypt. It rises from the surface of the water about a hundred feet, and a pair of eagles have selected it as their home, and upon its extreme top have built a nest, giving, as it were, a crown to this goddess of the Columbia.”

Shoving off into a steady six-mile current at nine-thirty, a few minutes brought us into view of a striking basalt island, which Symons had described as “one of the most perfect profile rocks in existence.” “Approaching it from the north,” he wrote, “it resembles the profile of Queen Victoria.... As we get closer and pass it on the west, the profile changes and merges into a more Grecian and Sphinx-like face, whose calm stillness inevitably brings to mind far-off Egypt. It rises about a hundred feet from the surface of the water, and a pair of eagles have made it their home, building a nest at its very top, almost giving it a crown as this goddess of the Columbia."

Roos declared himself strong for that “Sphinx stuff,” and had his camera set up in the bow ready for a close-up of every change of expression. He was doomed to disappointment. The first thing we discovered missing was the crowning eagles’ nest, and then Victoria’s nose, mouth and chin. Her brow and hair were there, but both considerably eroded and inroad-ed by the weather. The “Grecian-and-Sphinx-like face” we never did locate, although I pulled around the island twice in search of them. Roos declared her an “oil can,” and packed up his camera in supreme disgust. That was, I believe, the last time he had it set up on the Columbia.

Roos was really into that “Sphinx stuff” and had his camera ready at the front for a close-up of every expression change. Unfortunately, he was in for a letdown. The first thing we noticed missing was the eagle nest on top, and then Victoria’s nose, mouth, and chin were gone. Her brow and hair were still there, but both had taken a serious beating from the weather. We never found the “Grecian-and-Sphinx-like face,” even though I circled the island twice looking for it. Roos called her an “oil can” and packed up his camera in total frustration. I think that was the last time he set it up on the Columbia.

As Lieutenant Symons had proved so invariably[Pg 316] accurate in all of his topographical descriptions, I am strongly inclined to the belief that floods and the elements had conspired to wreak much havoc with “Victoria’s” features in the forty years that had elapsed since he limned them so strikingly with pen and pencil. I have known fairly stonily-featured ladies to change almost as much in a good deal less than forty years.

As Lieutenant Symons had consistently proven to be accurate in all his topographical descriptions, I am convinced that floods and the forces of nature have caused significant damage to “Victoria’s” features in the forty years since he depicted them so vividly with pen and pencil. I've seen even quite stern-looking ladies change a lot in much less than forty years.

Cabinet Rapids is the beginning of a somewhat irregular series of columnar basaltic cliffs which wall in the Columbia closely for the next thirty miles. They range in height from fifteen hundred to three thousand feet, and in colour from a rich blend of saffron-cinnamon, through all the shades of brown, to a dull black. The prevailing formation is that of upended cordwood, but there are endless weird stratifications and lamiations, with here and there queer nuclei that suggest sulphur crystallizations. Imbedded in the face of one of these cliffs not far from the tumultuous run of Gualquil Rapids, is a landmark that has been famous among Columbia voyageurs for over a hundred years. This is huge log, barkless and weather-whitened, standing on end in the native basalt. Over a thousand feet above the river and almost an equal distance from the brink of the sheer wall of rock, there is no possible question of its having been set there by man. The descriptions written of it a hundred years ago might have been written to-day. Whether it is petrified or not, there is no way of knowing. The only possible explanation of its presence is that it was lodged where it is at a time when the Columbia flowed a thousand feet[Pg 317] higher than it does to-day, probably before it tore its great gorge through the Cascades and much of what is now eastern Washington was a vast lake.

Cabinet Rapids marks the start of a somewhat irregular series of columnar basalt cliffs that line the Columbia River closely for the next thirty miles. These cliffs range in height from 1,500 to 3,000 feet and have colors that vary from a rich mix of saffron and cinnamon to various shades of brown and dull black. The main formation looks like upturned firewood, but there are countless unusual layers and laminations, along with odd nuclei that hint at sulfur crystallization. Embedded in the face of one of these cliffs, not far from the roaring Gualquil Rapids, is a landmark that has been well-known among Columbia voyageurs for over a century. This is a massive log, stripped of bark and weathered to a pale color, standing upright in the native basalt. Over a thousand feet above the river and almost equally distant from the edge of the sheer rock wall, it's clear that it could not have been placed there by humans. Descriptions written about it a hundred years ago could easily apply today. Whether it's petrified or not remains unknown. The only plausible explanation for its presence is that it got lodged there when the Columbia flowed a thousand feet higher than it does now, probably before it carved its massive gorge through the Cascades and when much of what is now eastern Washington was a large lake.[Pg 317]

On the suggestion of the ferry-man at Trinidad, we avoided the upper half of Gualquil Rapids by taking a straight, narrow channel to the right, which would probably have been dry in another week. There is a half mile of fast, white water here, ending with some heavy swirls against a sheer cliff, but nothing seriously to menace any well-handled open boat. The water was slack for a number of miles from the foot of Gualquil, but began quickening where the river spread out between long gravel bars below Vantage Ferry. They were shunting sheep across at the latter point, and the Portuguese herders crowded eagerly round our boat, making strange “high signs” and voicing cryptic utterances, evidently having something to do with a local bootleggers’ code. At our failure to respond in kind, they became suspicious (doubtless the fact that Roos was wearing a second-hand Canadian officer’s uniform he had bought in Revelstoke had something to do with it) that we were prohibition enforcement officials, and they were muttering darkly to each other and shaking their heads as we pushed off again.

On the ferry-man's suggestion at Trinidad, we skipped the upper section of Gualquil Rapids by taking a straight, narrow channel to the right, which would likely be dry in another week. There’s half a mile of fast, whitewater here, ending with some heavy swirls against a sheer cliff, but nothing that really poses a threat to a well-handled open boat. The water was calm for several miles from the bottom of Gualquil but started picking up speed where the river widened between long gravel bars below Vantage Ferry. They were moving sheep across at that spot, and the Portuguese herders eagerly crowded around our boat, making odd “high signs” and speaking in cryptic phrases, which clearly related to a local smuggler’s code. When we didn’t respond in kind, they grew suspicious (no doubt the fact that Roos was wearing a second-hand Canadian officer’s uniform he’d bought in Revelstoke had something to do with it) and began muttering darkly to each other while shaking their heads as we pushed off again.

The cliffs ran out not long after we left Vantage Ferry, and as we neared the Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul Bridge at Beverly rough patches of sandy desert began opening up on either side. Deprived of the shelter of the high river walls, we were at once exposed to a heavy easterly wind that had evidently been blowing all day on the desert. The sun dulled[Pg 318] to a luminous blur behind the pall of the sand-filled air, and the wind, which headed us every now and then, about neutralized the impulse of the accelerating current. There was a forty-miles-an-hour sand-storm blowing when we beached the boat under the railway bridge at four-thirty. The brilliantly golden-yellow cars of the C. M. & St. P. Limited rumbling across above behind their electric locomotive seemed strangely out-of-place in the desolate landscape.

The cliffs faded away not long after we left Vantage Ferry, and as we approached the Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul Bridge at Beverly, rough patches of sandy desert started to appear on both sides. Without the protection of the high riverbanks, we suddenly faced a strong easterly wind that had clearly been blowing all day across the desert. The sun turned into a dull blur behind the haze of sand-filled air, and the wind, which hit us now and then, almost canceled out the push from the speeding current. There was a sandstorm blowing at forty miles an hour when we landed the boat under the railway bridge at four-thirty. The striking golden-yellow cars of the C. M. & St. P. Limited rumbling overhead with their electric locomotive felt oddly out of place in the barren landscape.

The one sidewalk of the town’s fragment of street was ankle-deep in sand as we buffetted our way to the hotel. “Have you ever been in Beverly before?” asked the sandy-haired (literally) girl who responded to the jangle of the cowbell on the counter. “But I should know better than that,” she apologized with a blush as she blew off the grit on the register; “’cause if you had been here once, you’d sure never be here again. What’s the game, anyhow? You haven’t...?” A knowing twitch of a dusty eyelash finished the question.

The only sidewalk on the town’s stretch of street was filled with sand up to our ankles as we made our way to the hotel. “Have you ever been to Beverly before?” asked the girl with sandy hair (no joke) who answered the jingle of the cowbell at the counter. “But I should know better than that,” she said, blushing as she brushed the dust off the register; “because if you had been here once, you definitely wouldn’t be back again. What’s going on, anyway? You haven’t...?” A knowing flicker of a dusty eyelash completed the question.

“No, we haven’t,” growled Roos irritably. Somehow he was never able to extract half the amusement that I did over being taken for a boot-legger.

“No, we haven’t,” Roos grumbled irritably. He could never find the same humor in being mistaken for a bootlegger that I did.

It was the sand-storm that broke Roos’ heart, I think. He was non-committal at supper that night when I started to talk about Priest Rapids, and the next morning, after describing his shave as like rubbing his face with a brick, he announced that he was through with the Columbia for good. As there was a good deal to be said for his contention that, between the shortening days and the high cliffs walling in the[Pg 319] river, there were only two or three hours of good shooting light even when the sun was out, I did not feel justified in urging him to go on unless he wanted to. In any event, light for filming the running and lining of Priest Rapids, now that the sand-storm was at its height, was out of the question for a day or two at least. And below Priest Rapids there would be nothing worth filming until the mouth of the Snake was passed. I suggested, therefore, that he should go on to Pasco by train and await me there, finding out in the meantime by wire whether Chester cared to have him continue the “farmer” picture in the face of the adverse light conditions.

It was the sandstorm that broke Roos’ heart, I think. He was indifferent at dinner that night when I started talking about Priest Rapids, and the next morning, after describing his shave as if he were rubbing his face with a brick, he declared that he was done with the Columbia for good. Since he had a valid point about how, with the days getting shorter and the high cliffs surrounding the river, there were only a couple of hours of good shooting light even when it was sunny, I didn’t feel right pushing him to continue unless he wanted to. In any case, filming the running and lining of Priest Rapids, especially with the sandstorm at its peak, was off the table for at least a day or two. And below Priest Rapids, there wouldn’t be anything worth filming until we passed the mouth of the Snake River. So, I suggested that he take the train to Pasco and wait for me there, checking in by wire to see if Chester wanted him to keep working on the “farmer” picture despite the poor lighting conditions.

By this time I had fairly complete data on Priest Rapids. These, beginning at the end of a stretch of slack water several miles below Beverly, continue for eleven miles. In this distance there are seven major riffles, with considerable intervals of fairly quiet water between. It seemed probable that all of these, with the exception of the second and seventh, and possibly the sixth, could be run. The lining of the others, while not difficult, would require the help of another man. All that morning I inhaled sand as I went over Beverly with a fine-toothed comb in a very earnest effort to find some one willing to give me a hand through Priest Rapids. The nearest I came to success was an ex-brakeman, who said he would go with me after the storm was over, provided a job hadn’t turned up in the meantime. The only real river-man I found was an old chap who opined that the middle of November was too late in the year to be getting his feet—if nothing else—wet in the “Co[Pg 320]lumby.” He offered to haul the boat to the foot of the rapids by the road for twenty dollars, but as the down-river branch of the Milwaukee presented an opportunity to accomplish the same end in less time and discomfort, I decided to portage by the latter. As there was an auto-stage service from Hanford to Pasco, Roos accompanied me to the former point by train, and helped get the boat down to the river and into the water in the morning. Hanford was not the point on the line closest to the foot of Priest Rapids, but I took the boat through to there because the station was nearer the river than at White Bluffs, and launching, therefore, a simpler matter.

By this time, I had pretty much complete information on Priest Rapids. These, starting at the end of a calm stretch a few miles below Beverly, extend for eleven miles. In that distance, there are seven major riffles, with decent intervals of relatively still water in between. It seemed likely that all of them, except for the second and seventh, and maybe the sixth, could be navigated. Maneuvering the others, while not too hard, would need another person’s help. All morning, I was inhaling sand as I searched Beverly thoroughly, trying to find someone willing to help me through Priest Rapids. The closest I got to success was an ex-brakeman, who said he’d join me after the storm passed, as long as no job came up in the meantime. The only real river guy I found was an old man who thought mid-November was too late in the year to be getting his feet—if nothing else—wet in the “Co[Pg 320]lumby.” He offered to haul the boat to the base of the rapids for twenty dollars, but since the down-river section of the Milwaukee gave me a chance to achieve the same goal more quickly and comfortably, I opted to portage that way. Since there was an auto-stage service from Hanford to Pasco, Roos came with me to Hanford by train and helped me get the boat down to the river and into the water that morning. Hanford wasn’t the closest station to the foot of Priest Rapids, but I took the boat there because it was nearer the river than White Bluffs, making launching easier.

The stretch of seventy miles between the foot of Priest Rapids and the mouth of the Snake has the slowest current of any part of the Columbia above the Dalles. Mindful of the time we had been losing by stops for lunch, I now began putting into practice a plan which I followed right on to the end of my voyage. Taking a package of biscuit and a couple of bars of milk chocolate in my pocket, I kept the river right straight on through to my destination. Munching and resting for an hour at noon, I at least had the benefit of the current for this period. Eating a much lighter lunch, I also gained the advantage of no longer being troubled with that comfortable siesta-time drowsiness that inevitably follows a hearty meal and disinclines one strongly to heavy exertion for an hour or more.

The stretch of seventy miles between the foot of Priest Rapids and the mouth of the Snake has the slowest current of any part of the Columbia above the Dalles. Aware of the time we were wasting by stopping for lunch, I started to put into action a plan that I followed all the way to the end of my trip. I grabbed a pack of biscuits and a couple of chocolate bars to keep in my pocket, allowing me to maintain a steady course down the river to my destination. I took an hour to munch and rest at noon, so at least I got to benefit from the current during that time. By having a much lighter lunch, I also avoided that comfy siesta drowsiness that always comes after a big meal and makes it hard to do anything strenuous for an hour or more.

For a dozen miles or more below Hanford the river, flanked on either side by rolling desert sand-dunes, winds in broad shallow reaches through a region des[Pg 321]olate in the extreme. The only signs of life I saw for many miles were coyotes slinking through the hungry sage-brush and occasional flocks of geese, the latter forerunners of the countless myriads that were to keep me company below the Snake. At Richfield the results of irrigation became evident in young apple orchards and green fields of alfalfa, and these multiplied all the way down to Pasco. The country seemed very flat and monotonous after so many weeks among cliffs and mountains, but there was no question of its richness and productivity once water was brought to it. The low overflow flats about the mouth of the Yakima, which flows into the Columbia from the west a few miles above Pasco, gave little indication of the beauty of the famous apple country which owes so much to the waters diverted from that little river.

For more than twelve miles below Hanford, the river, bordered by rolling desert sand dunes, meanders through a vastly desolate area. The only signs of life I noticed for many miles were coyotes sneaking through the eager sagebrush and occasional flocks of geese, the latter being the first hints of the countless numbers that would accompany me below the Snake. At Richfield, the impact of irrigation became clear with young apple orchards and green fields of alfalfa, which continued all the way down to Pasco. The landscape seemed very flat and dull after so many weeks among cliffs and mountains, but its richness and productivity were undeniable once water was introduced. The low overflow flats at the mouth of the Yakima, which flows into the Columbia from the west a few miles above Pasco, gave little indication of the beauty of the famous apple country that owes so much to the water diverted from that small river.

After pulling for an hour with the long Northern Pacific bridge in view, I landed just below the Pasco-Kennewick ferry at three o’clock. As I was beaching the boat and getting out the luggage to leave in the ferry-man’s house-boat, a hail from the river attracted my attention. It was from Roos, in the front seat of an auto, on the approaching ferry-boat. His stage had been behind time in leaving Hanford, and as a consequence I had beaten him to the Pasco landing by ten minutes. After the speed with which we had moved on the upper river, however, mine had been rather a slow run. In spite of my steady pulling, it had taken me just under six hours to do the thirty-five miles.

After paddling for an hour with the long Northern Pacific bridge in sight, I landed just below the Pasco-Kennewick ferry at three o’clock. While I was pulling the boat ashore and taking out my luggage to leave it in the ferry-man’s houseboat, I heard a shout from the river. It was Roos, sitting in the front seat of a car on the approaching ferry. His bus had been late leaving Hanford, so I had gotten to the Pasco landing ten minutes ahead of him. However, considering how fast we had traveled on the upper river, my journey had been pretty slow. Even with my steady paddling, it took me just under six hours to cover the thirty-five miles.

After the exchange of a wire or two, Roos obtained permission from Chester to suspend the “farmer”[Pg 322] picture, and was ordered on to New York to report. We were both a good deal disappointed not to have a pictorial record of the “farmer” actually seeing the sea; in fact, we did some hours of “location” scouting in the hope of finding a substitute Pacific in the vicinity of Pasco. If that Beverly sand-storm had only made itself felt seventy-five miles farther down river I honestly believe we would have accomplished our worthy end. There was a pretty bit of white beach below the N. P. bridge. If the sand had been blowing thick enough to obscure the farther shore, and if the wind had blown in the right direction to throw up a line or two of surf, I could have stood with one foot on that beach, the other on Imshallah’s bow, elbow on knee, chin in hand, and registered “fulfilment,” and none could have told it from the real Pacific. Indeed, that bit of backwash from Pasco’s outfall sewer, with the sand-barrage and surf I have postulated, would have “shot” more like the Pacific than many spots I can think of looking off to the Columbia bar.

After a few messages back and forth, Roos got Chester's approval to take down the “farmer”[Pg 322] picture and was directed to head to New York to report. We were both pretty disappointed that we didn’t have any visual record of the “farmer” actually seeing the ocean; honestly, we spent several hours scouting locations, hoping to find a stand-in for the Pacific near Pasco. If that sandstorm from Beverly had only hit seventy-five miles further down the river, I genuinely believe we would have achieved our goal. There was a nice stretch of white beach below the N. P. bridge. If the sand had been blowing hard enough to hide the distant shore, and if the wind had been in the right direction to create some surf, I could have stood with one foot on that beach, the other on Imshallah’s bow, elbow on knee, chin in hand, and captured “fulfillment,” and no one would have known it wasn’t the real Pacific. In fact, that bit of backwash from Pasco’s sewage outfall, along with the imagined sandbar and surf, would have looked more like the Pacific than many places I can think of overlooking the Columbia bar.


CHAPTER XIII

PASCO TO THE DALLES

The only lone-hand river voyage I had ever taken previous to the one on which I was about to embark was down the lower Colorado River, from Needles to the head of the Gulf of California. This had been in comparatively quiet water all the way, with nothing much to look out for save the tidal bore at the lower end. As I had never been above the Dalles on the lower Columbia, I had very little idea of what I would encounter in the way of rapids. I knew that there were locks by which the Dalles and Cascades could be passed, but as the combined fall at these points accounted for only about a quarter of that between the Snake and tide-water, it was certain there must still be some very swift rapids to run. That there had at times been a steamer service maintained from the Snake down meant that there must be some sort of a rock-free channel through all of the riffles; but it did not necessarily mean that these were runnable in a small boat. A properly handled stern-wheeler can be drifted down and (by means of line and capstan) hauled up rapids where not even a high-powered launch can live. I had a list of about a score of the principal rapids between the Snake and Celilo Falls, with their distances from the Canadian Boundary by river. This would enable me to know approximately where I was going to find them. That was all.[Pg 324] Information on fall, channel and the best means of running them I would have to pick up as I went along.

The only solo river trip I had ever taken before the one I was about to start was down the lower Colorado River, from Needles to the head of the Gulf of California. This journey had been mostly calm, with not much to watch out for except the tidal bore at the bottom. Since I had never been above the Dalles on the lower Columbia, I had very little idea of what rapids I would encounter. I knew there were locks to get past the Dalles and Cascades, but since the total drop at these points only accounted for about a quarter of the drop between the Snake and tide-water, it was clear that there must still be some very fast rapids to navigate. The fact that there had sometimes been a steamer service from the Snake down suggested that there was some kind of rock-free channel through all the riffles; however, that didn’t necessarily mean these rapids were manageable in a small boat. A well-handled stern-wheeler can be floated down and (using a line and capstan) pulled up rapids where not even a powerful launch can survive. I had a list of about twenty of the main rapids between the Snake and Celilo Falls, along with their distances from the Canadian border by river. This would help me know roughly where to find them. That was all.[Pg 324] Information about the drop, channel, and the best ways to navigate them I would have to gather as I traveled.

I shoved off from Pasco Ferry at nine o’clock in the morning of Sunday, November fourteenth. With Roos and his blanket-roll, camera and tripod out of the stern, I found that the skiff trimmed better when I rowed from the after thwart. She pulled easier and handled a lot more smartly now. It was evident, however, that her increased freeboard was going to make her harder to hold to her course with head winds, but these I hoped to have little trouble with until I reached the gorge of the Cascades. The ferry-man assured me that I would encounter no really bad water until I came to the last pitch of Umatilla Rapids, about thirty-five miles below. He advised me to take a good look at that before putting into it, as an unbroken reef ran almost directly across the current and the channel was not easy to locate. It was the most troublesome bar to navigation on the lower Columbia, and steamers were repeatedly getting in trouble there. I would see the latest wreck a couple of miles below the foot of the rapids.

I pushed off from Pasco Ferry at nine in the morning on Sunday, November fourteenth. With Roos and his blanket roll, camera, and tripod out of the back, I found that the skiff balanced better when I rowed from the back seat. It was easier to row and handled much better now. However, it was clear that her higher sides would make it tougher to keep on course with headwinds, but I hoped I wouldn’t have much trouble with those until I reached the gorge of the Cascades. The ferry operator assured me that I wouldn’t hit any really rough water until I got to the last drop of Umatilla Rapids, about thirty-five miles downstream. He warned me to take a good look at it before entering, since an unbroken reef ran almost straight across the current and the channel was hard to find. It was the most difficult spot to navigate on the lower Columbia, and steamers often ran into trouble there. I would see the most recent wreck a couple of miles below the foot of the rapids.

I passed the mouth of the Snake about three miles below the ferry. Here was no such spectacular meeting of waters as occurs when the Pend d’Oreille and Columbia spring together, for the country is low and level, and the mouth of the Snake broad and shallow. The discharge was through two channels, and the water greenish-grey in colour; but where that blend in the swift tributaries of the upper river suggests the intense coldness of glacial origin, here the picture conjured up was of desert and alkali plains. Its[Pg 325] mouth is the least interesting part of the Snake. It has some magnificent canyons in its upper and middle waters—as have also its two fine tributaries, the Salmon and Clearwater,—and its Shoshone Falls are second only to Niagara on the North American continent.

I passed the mouth of the Snake about three miles below the ferry. It wasn't anything like the dramatic convergence of waters you see when the Pend d’Oreille and Columbia come together, since the land is flat and the mouth of the Snake is wide and shallow. The water flowed through two channels and had a greenish-grey color; but while the mix in the fast-flowing upstream tributaries hints at the intense coldness of glacial origins, here it seemed to evoke images of desert and alkaline plains. Its[Pg 325] mouth is the most unremarkable part of the Snake. It has some stunning canyons in its upper and middle sections—just like its two beautiful tributaries, the Salmon and Clearwater—and its Shoshone Falls are second only to Niagara on the North American continent.

Lieutenant Symons, who concluded his exploration of the upper Columbia at the Snake, characterizes the region as a “bleak, dreary waste, in which for many miles around sage-brush and sand predominate ... one of the most abominable places in the country to live in.” Alexander Ross, on the other hand, writing seventy years earlier, describes it as one of the loveliest lands imaginable. The fact that the one reached the Snake in the fall and the other in the spring may have had something to do with these diametrically opposed impressions. Irrigation and cultivation have gone far to redeem this land from the desert Symons found it, but it is still far from being quite the Paradise Ross seemed to think it was. As the only considerable plain touching the Columbia at any point in its course, this region of the Snake can never make the scenic appeal of the hundreds of miles of cliff-walled gorges above and below; but it is a land of great potential richness. With water and power available from the two greatest rivers of the West, there can be no question of its future, both agriculturally and industrially. Pasco will yet more than fulfil the promises made for that mushroom town in its early boom days. “KEEP YOUR EYE ON PASCO!” was a byword from one end of the country to the other in the nineties, and this hustling rail and agricultural[Pg 326] centre at the junction of the Columbia and the Snake should not be lost sight of even to-day.

Lieutenant Symons, who wrapped up his exploration of the upper Columbia at the Snake, describes the area as a “bleak, dreary waste, where for many miles around sagebrush and sand dominate ... one of the most dreadful places in the country to live.” In contrast, Alexander Ross, writing seventy years earlier, paints it as one of the most beautiful lands imaginable. The fact that one arrived at the Snake in the fall and the other in the spring might explain these completely opposite views. Irrigation and farming have done a lot to improve the land from the desert that Symons encountered, but it still falls short of the Paradise that Ross seemed to envision. As the only significant plain touching the Columbia at any point along its route, this area of the Snake can't compete with the scenic allure of the hundreds of miles of cliff-walled gorges upstream and downstream; yet, it is a land of great potential wealth. With water and energy available from the two largest rivers in the West, its future in both agriculture and industry is undoubtedly bright. Pasco will ultimately exceed the promises made for that rapidly developed town during its early boom days. “KEEP YOUR EYE ON PASCO!” was a popular saying from one end of the country to the other in the nineties, and this bustling railway and agricultural center at the junction of the Columbia and the Snake should not be overlooked even today.

The lighter-hued water of the Snake was pretty well churned into the flood of the Columbia at the end of a mile, leaving a faint suggestion of cloudiness in the transparent green that the latter had preserved all the way from the Arrow Lakes. The long bridge of the Spokane, Portland and Seattle Railway spanned the Columbia just below the Snake, and from there on paralleled the river closely right down to the Willamette. After the Oregon-Washington Railway and Navigation Company tracks appeared on the south bank below the Walla Walla, it was only at rare intervals that I was out of sight of a grade, or out of sound of a train, for the remainder of my voyage. In a day or two the trainmen, running back and forth between divisional points, came to recognize the bright green skiff plugging on down the dark green river (mighty small she must have looked to them from the banks) and never failed to give her a hail or a wave in passing. On a certain memorable occasion one of them (doubtless in direct defiance of rules) ventured even further in the way of a warning ... but I will tell of that in its place.

The lighter-colored water of the Snake mixed pretty well with the Columbia after about a mile, leaving a slight hint of cloudiness in the clear green that the Columbia had carried from the Arrow Lakes. The long bridge of the Spokane, Portland and Seattle Railway crossed the Columbia just below the Snake, and from there it closely followed the river all the way down to the Willamette. After I spotted the Oregon-Washington Railway and Navigation Company tracks on the south bank below Walla Walla, I was rarely out of sight of a train track or out of earshot of a train for the rest of my journey. In a day or two, the railway workers, traveling back and forth between their stations, started to recognize the bright green boat moving along the dark green river (it must have looked tiny to them from the banks) and always made sure to give a shout or a wave as they passed. On one unforgettable occasion, one of them (clearly ignoring the rules) even went so far as to send a warning... but I’ll share that story later.

Homley Rapids, seven miles below Pasco ferry, are formed by a rough reef of bedrock running half way across the river from the right bank. Approached from the right side of the long gravel island that divides the river just above them, one might get badly tangled up before he got through; by the left-hand channel the going is easy if one keeps an eye on the shallowing water at the bars. A sky-line of brown[Pg 327] mountains, with a double-turreted butte as their most conspicuous feature, marks the point where the Columbia finally turns west for its assault on the Cascades and its plunge to the Pacific. That bend is the boundary of the fertile plains extending from the Yakima to the Walla Walla, and the beginning of a new series of gorges, in some respects the grandest of all. The matchless panorama of the Cascade gorges is a fitting finale to the stupendous scenic pageant that has been staged all the way from the glacial sources of the Columbia.

Homley Rapids, seven miles downstream from Pasco ferry, are created by a rough reef of bedrock running halfway across the river from the right bank. Approaching from the right side of the long gravel island that splits the river just above them, one could get stuck for a while before making it through; however, the left-hand channel is easy to navigate if you keep an eye on the shallow water at the bars. A line of brown mountains, with a double-turreted butte as their most noticeable feature, signals the point where the Columbia finally turns west for its journey through the Cascades and its drop to the Pacific. That bend marks the boundary of the fertile plains stretching from the Yakima to Walla Walla and the start of a new series of gorges, arguably the grandest of all. The breathtaking view of the Cascade gorges serves as a perfect conclusion to the incredible scenic display that has unfolded all the way from the glacial sources of the Columbia.

A low sandy beach just above the mouth of the rather insignificant Walla Walla comes pretty near to being the most historically important point on the Columbia. Here Lewis and Clark first came to the waters of the long-struggled-toward Oregon; here came Frémont, the “Pathfinder;” here Thompson planted his pious proclamation claiming all of the valley of the Columbia for the Northwest Company; and by here, sooner or later, passed and repassed practically every one of the trappers, missionaries, settlers and other pioneers who were finally to bring Oregon permanently under the Stars and Stripes.

A low sandy beach just above the mouth of the rather nondescript Walla Walla is close to being the most historically significant spot on the Columbia. This is where Lewis and Clark first arrived at the waters of the long-desired Oregon; this is where Frémont, the “Pathfinder,” came; this is where Thompson announced his claim, stating all of the Columbia valley for the Northwest Company; and nearby, sooner or later, passed through almost all of the trappers, missionaries, settlers, and other pioneers who ultimately brought Oregon under the Stars and Stripes for good.

The double-topped butte, an outstanding landmark for voyageurs for a hundred years, has long been called “The Two Virgins.” The story is told locally of a Catholic priest who saved his life by taking refuge in a cave between the castellated turrets during an Indian massacre, but who got in rather serious trouble with the Church afterwards as a consequence of sending words of his deliverance by a French-Canadian half-breed voyageur. The latter got the[Pg 328] salient details of the story straight, but neglected to explain that the two virgins were mountains. The result was that the unlucky priest narrowly missed excommunication for saving his life at the expense of breaking his vows. I got no affidavit with the story; but local “stock” yarns are always worth preserving on account of their colour.

The double-topped butte, a prominent landmark for voyageurs for a century, has long been known as “The Two Virgins.” Locally, there's a tale about a Catholic priest who survived an Indian massacre by hiding in a cave between the castle-like peaks, but afterwards he landed in serious trouble with the Church because he sent news of his survival through a French-Canadian half-breed voyageur. The half-breed got the key details right but failed to mention that the two virgins were actually mountains. This led to the unfortunate priest almost facing excommunication for saving his life while breaking his vows. I don't have a sworn statement to back up the story, but local “stock” tales are always worth sharing for their vividness.

There were a number of big black rocks where the river began its bend to the west, but the channel to the right was not hard to follow. Neither did Bull Run Rapids, a few miles farther down, offer any difficulties. I followed the steamer channel as having the swiftest current, but could have passed without trouble on either side of it in much quieter water. Brown and terra-cotta-tinged cliffs reared higher and higher to left and right, encroaching closely on the river. There was little room for cultivation at any point, and often the railways had had to resort to heavy cutting and tunnelling to find a way through some jutting rock buttress. There were no trees, and the general aspect of the country was desolate in the extreme.

There were several large black rocks where the river started to curve westward, but the channel on the right was easy to follow. Bull Run Rapids, a few miles further down, also didn't present any challenges. I chose to follow the steamer channel because it had the fastest current, but I could have easily navigated the much calmer water on either side. Brown and terra-cotta-colored cliffs rose higher and higher on both sides, encroaching closely on the river. There wasn’t much space for farming at any point, and often the railways had to do heavy cutting and tunneling to get through some protruding rock formations. There were no trees, and the overall look of the area was extremely bleak.

It was toward the end of a grey afternoon that I headed Imshallah into the first pitch of Umatilla Rapids. The sun had dissolved into a slowly thickening mist about three o’clock, and from then on the whole landscape had been gradually neutralizing itself by taking on shade after shade of dull, inconspicuous grey. From the grey-white mistiness of the sky to the grey-green murkiness of the river there was nothing that contrasted with anything else; every object was blended, dissolved, all but quenched. The foam-[Pg 329]ruffles above even the sharpest of the riffles blurred like the streaking of clouded marble at a hundred feet, and it took the livest kind of a lookout to avoid the ones with teeth in them. Neither the first nor the second riffle had any very bad water, but my neck was stiff from watching over my shoulder even as they were. I had rather intended avoiding this trouble by drifting down anything that looked very threatening stern first, but that would have involved retrimming the boat and greatly reducing her speed. If I was going to make Umatilla by dark, there was no time to lose.

It was late in the afternoon when I headed Imshallah into the first pitch of Umatilla Rapids. The sun had faded into a thickening mist around three o’clock, and from then on, the entire landscape gradually blended into shades of dull, unnoticeable grey. From the grey-white mist of the sky to the grey-green murk of the river, nothing stood out; everything was merged, dissolved, nearly extinguished. The foam on top of even the sharpest rapids blurred like streaks in clouded marble from a distance, and it took a keen eye to avoid the dangerous spots. Neither the first nor second rapids had any particularly bad water, but my neck was stiff from looking over my shoulder as I navigated them. I had hoped to avoid this hassle by drifting stern-first down anything that looked threatening, but that would have meant re-trimming the boat and slowing her down significantly. If I wanted to reach Umatilla before dark, there was no time to waste.

From the head of the first riffle of Umatilla Rapids to the head of the third or main one is a mile and a half. There was a slight up-river breeze blowing in the mist, and the heavy rumble of the big fall came to my ears some distance above the opening riffle. The distant roar augmented steadily after that, and the sharper grind of the more imminent riffles was never loud enough to drown it out entirely. The fact that it had a certain “all pervasive” quality, seeming to fill the whole of the gorge with its heavy beat, told me that it was an unusually long rapid, as well as an unusually rough one. That, it seemed, was about all I was going to be able to find out. No one was in sight on the left bank, which I was skirting, and the right bank was masked with mist. With none to seek information from, and with not enough light to see for myself, the alternatives were very simple: I could either land, line as far as I could while light lasted and then seek Umatilla on foot for the night, or I could take my chance at running through. It[Pg 330] was the delay and uncertainty sure to be attendant upon lining that was the principal factor in deciding me to try the latter course. Also, I knew that there was an open channel all the way through, and that the rapid was a comparatively broad and shallow one, rather than constricted and deep. This meant that it would be straight white water—a succession of broken waves—I was going into, rather than heavy swirls and whirlpools; just the water in which the skiff had already proved she was at her best. These points seemed to minimize the risk of going wrong to a point where the chance of running was worth taking for the time and trouble it would save. If I had not known these things in advance, I should never, of course, have risked going into so strong a rapid under such conditions of light.

From the start of the first riffle of Umatilla Rapids to the start of the third or main one is a mile and a half. There was a light breeze blowing upstream in the mist, and I could hear the heavy rumble of the big falls from some distance above the first riffle. The distant roar grew louder after that, and the sharper grinding of the closer riffles was never loud enough to completely drown it out. The fact that it had a certain “all-encompassing” quality, seeming to fill the entire gorge with its heavy thrum, made me realize it was an unusually long and rough rapid. That, it seemed, was all I could find out. There was no one in sight on the left bank that I was along, and the right bank was hidden by mist. With no one to ask for information, and not enough light to see for myself, my options were pretty straightforward: I could either land, line as far as I could while there was still light, and then try to find Umatilla on foot for the night, or I could take my chances running through. It was the delay and uncertainty that would come with lining that primarily influenced my decision to attempt the latter option. Plus, I knew there was an open channel all the way through, and that the rapid was fairly broad and shallow rather than narrow and deep. This meant I would be facing straight white water—a series of broken waves—rather than heavy swirls and whirlpools; just the kind of water in which the skiff had already shown she performed best. These factors seemed to reduce the risk of going wrong enough that the chance of running it was worth taking for the time and trouble it would save. If I hadn’t known these things beforehand, I would never have dared to enter such a strong rapid under these lighting conditions.

I shall always have a very grateful feeling toward that Pasco ferry-man for those few words he dropped about the run of the reef and the set of the current at Umatilla Rapid. This is one of the few great rapids I have ever known on any river where the main drift of the current will not carry a boat to the deepest channel. This is due to the fact that the great reef of native rock which causes the rapid is sufficiently submerged even at middle water to permit a considerable flow directly across it. The consequence of this is that a boat, large or small, which follows the current and does not start soon enough working over toward the point where a channel has been blasted through the reef, is almost certain to be carried directly upon the latter. This has happened to a good many steam[Pg 331]ers, the latest having been wrecked not long before my voyage.

I'll always be really grateful to that Pasco ferry guy for the few words he shared about the layout of the reef and the current at Umatilla Rapid. This is one of the few major rapids I've encountered on any river where the main current won't take a boat to the deepest channel. This is because the big reef of native rock that creates the rapid is deep enough even at mid-water to allow a significant flow directly across it. As a result, any boat, large or small, that follows the current and doesn't start moving toward the point where a channel has been blasted through the reef soon enough is almost guaranteed to end up right on the reef itself. This has happened to quite a few steamboats, with the most recent one being wrecked just before my trip. [Pg 331]

With a rough idea of the lay of things in my mind, I had edged a good deal farther out across the current than would have been the case had I been trusting to my own judgment of the way the rapid ought to develop in the light of my past experience. The smooth but swiftly-flowing water to the left looked almost empty of threat, and it was not until I was within a hundred feet of the barrier that I saw it was flowing directly over the latter and went tumbling down the farther side in an almost straight fall. At the same instant I saw that I was still heading forty or fifty feet to the left of where the “intake” dipped through the break in the reef. Realizing that I could never make it by heading straight, I swung the skiff round and pulled quartering to the current with her head up-stream. Even then it was a nearer squeak than I like to think of. I missed the middle of the “V” by ten feet as I swung her head down-stream again, and as the racing current carried her up against the back-wave thrown off the end of the break in the reef she heeled heavily to starboard, like an auto turning on a steeply-banked track. Then she shot out into the big white combers in mid-channel and started slap-banging down through them. It looked beastly rough ahead, but in any event it was better than hanging up on the reef at the outset. We were going to have run for our money whatever happened.

With a rough idea of how things were going, I had moved much farther out into the current than I would have if I had been relying on my own judgment about how the rapid should unfold based on my past experience. The smooth but quickly flowing water to the left seemed almost harmless, and it wasn’t until I was within a hundred feet of the barrier that I realized it was rushing directly over the edge and tumbling down the other side in a nearly straight drop. At the same moment, I noticed that I was still heading forty or fifty feet to the left of where the “intake” dipped through the break in the reef. Knowing I wouldn’t make it by going straight, I pivoted the skiff around and angled against the current with the bow pointed upstream. Even then, it was a closer call than I liked to think about. I missed the middle of the “V” by ten feet as I turned the bow downstream again, and as the raging current pushed us against the backwave from the end of the reef break, the boat tilted heavily to the right, like a car turning on a steep track. Then it shot out into the big white waves in mid-channel and started slamming through them. It looked pretty rough ahead, but either way, it was better than getting stuck on the reef right at the start. We were in for a wild ride no matter what happened.

The only precautions there had been time to take were slipping into my “Gieve” and throwing all my[Pg 332] luggage aft. Half-inflated, the rubber-lined jacket was no handicap in rowing, and the tube hung ready to receive more air if necessity arose. As for the trim, it had been my snap judgment at the last moment that it would be better to give the skiff her head in the rollers that I knew were coming, and let her take her chance in being down by the stern in whirlpools that might never materialize. I still think that was the best thing to have done under the circumstances.

The only precautions I had time to take were putting on my “Gieve” and tossing all my[Pg 332] luggage to the back. The half-inflated, rubber-lined jacket didn’t hinder my rowing, and the tube was ready to take in more air if needed. As for the balance, I decided at the last minute that it would be smarter to let the skiff ride the waves I knew were coming, rather than risk being stuck with the back low in whirlpools that might never even form. I still believe that was the best choice given the situation.

Not until I was right down into that wild wallow of rock-churned foam was there a chance to get an idea of the rather remarkable bedrock formation which is responsible for making Umatilla Rapids the worrisome problem they have always been for river skippers. After piercing the black basaltic barrier of the reef, the channel shoots to the left and runs for a quarter of a mile or more (I was too busy to judge distances accurately) right along the foot of it. With a considerable stream of water cascading over the reef at almost right angles to the channel, a queer sort of side-kick is thrown into the waves of the latter which make it one of the most “unrhythmic” rapids I ever ran. Imshallah pounded horribly, but gave not the savagest of the twisting combers a chance to put anything solid over her high held head. My erratic pecking strokes did not find green water often enough to give her much way over the current, but she responded instantly every time I dug deep to throw her head back after she had been buffeted sideways by an arrogant ruffian of a roller.

Not until I was deep in that wild mess of rock and foam did I get a glimpse of the pretty remarkable bedrock formation that makes Umatilla Rapids such a headache for river navigators. After getting past the black basalt barrier of the reef, the channel veers left and runs for about a quarter mile or more (I was too caught up to judge distances accurately) right along its base. With a substantial stream of water pouring over the reef at almost a right angle to the channel, a strange kind of side current gets thrown into the waves that makes it one of the most “unrhythmic” rapids I’ve ever encountered. Imshallah pounded fiercely, but didn’t give any of the twisting waves a chance to crash down on her high-held head. My erratic paddling didn’t often find calm water to give her much speed against the current, but she responded instantly every time I dug deep to lift her head back up after being tossed sideways by a pushy wave.

As soon as I saw the way she was riding the roughest of the water, I realized that the only chance of a[Pg 333] bad mess-up would come through my failure to keep her head to the enemy. Knowing this wasn’t likely to happen unless I broke an oar, I eased a bit on my pulling and gave just a quick short-arm jerk now and then to hold her steady. She was never near to broaching-to, and I’m mighty glad she wasn’t. Umatilla is the sort of a rapid that hasn’t quite the teeth to get the best of a carefully handled boat that is running in good luck, but which has the power, with a mile to spare, to grind to match-wood any craft that gets into trouble on its own account. It was an eerie run that—with the snarling cascade of the reef on one side, the ghostly dance of the rollers on the other, and the impenetrable grey curtain of the mist blanking everything beyond a radius of a hundred feet; but Imshallah went through it with her head in the air and came waltzing out into the swirls below as cocky as a partridge. Indeed, that was just the trouble. The pair of us were just a bit too cocky over the way we had gone it blind and come through so smartly. It remained for a couple of lesser rapids to reduce both of us to a proper humility of spirit.

As soon as I saw how she was navigating the roughest water, I realized that the only chance of a serious mistake would be if I failed to keep her facing the enemy. Knowing this was unlikely unless I broke an oar, I eased up on my pulling and gave a quick short-arm jerk now and then to keep her steady. She never came close to tipping over, and I’m really glad she didn’t. Umatilla is the kind of rapid that doesn’t have quite enough power to overwhelm a well-handled boat that’s having good luck, but it has the ability, with a mile to go, to completely destroy any craft that gets into trouble on its own. It was a spooky run—with the roaring cascade of the reef on one side, the eerie dance of the rollers on the other, and the dense grey mist blocking everything beyond a hundred feet; but Imshallah glided through with her head high and came out into the swirling waters below as proud as a partridge. Actually, that was just the problem. Both of us were a bit too confident about how we had navigated blindly and come through so well. It was a couple of smaller rapids that brought us back to a proper sense of humility.

I had been prepared to make a quick shift to the forward thwart in case there was a bad run of whirlpools following the rapid, and so bring her up by the stern. This did not prove necessary, however, as the rapidly broadening river was too shallow for dangerous under-currents. A short run in slackening water brought me to the town of Umatilla just as the lights were beginning to twinkle in the windows. Landing in the quiet water below a short stone jetty, I left my stuff in a nearby shack and sought the hotel. The[Pg 334] pool-room “stove-decorators” refused to believe I had come through the rapid until I described it to them. Then they said it was better to be a lucky darnfool on the Columbia than an unlucky school-teacher. “School-teacher,” it appeared, was the local apotheosis of Wisdom, and stood at the opposite pole from “darnfool.” It seems that there had been two male school-teachers drowned in Umatilla that summer and only one darnfool, and they were rather put out at me for having failed to even up the score. Then they tried to spoil my evening by telling me all the things that had happened to people in Devil’s Run Rapids, which I would go into just below the mouth of the river the first thing in the morning. They had me rather fussed for a while, too—until they told one about a farmer who, after having had his launch upset on his way home from his wedding, swam out with his bride in his arms. I told them I’d try to get that lusty swimmer to tow me through Devil’s Run in the morning, and turned in for a good sleep.

I was ready to quickly move to the front of the boat in case we hit any rough whirlpools after the rapids, which would help me steer from the back. Fortunately, that wasn’t needed because the river was widening and too shallow for dangerous undercurrents. After a short ride in calmer water, I arrived in Umatilla as the lights began to twinkle in the windows. I landed in the still water below a short stone jetty, left my stuff in a nearby shed, and went looking for the hotel. The pool room “stove-decorators” couldn’t believe I made it through the rapids until I told them about it. Then they said it was better to be a lucky fool on the Columbia than an unlucky schoolteacher. Apparently, “schoolteacher” was the local symbol of wisdom, standing in stark contrast to “fool.” They mentioned that two male schoolteachers had drowned in Umatilla that summer, while only one fool had, and they were pretty annoyed with me for not balancing the numbers. Then they tried to ruin my night by sharing all the scary stories about people who’d faced trouble in Devil’s Run Rapids, which I was planning to navigate just below the river’s mouth the next morning. I got a bit worried for a moment—until they told me about a farmer who, after his boat capsized on the way home from his wedding, swam out with his bride in his arms. I told them I’d see if I could get that strong swimmer to pull me through Devil’s Run in the morning, and then I went to bed for a good night’s sleep.

Umatilla is a decrepit little old town that knew its best days away back in the last century, when it was the head of steamer navigation on the Columbia and the terminus of the freighting route to Idaho and eastern Washington. There are rich irrigated lands farther up the Umatilla River, but the development of these seems to have done little for the stagnating old settlement by the Columbia, which has little left but its historic memories. It was by the Umatilla that the rugged Hunt and the remnants of the Astor overland party came to the Columbia, after what was perhaps the most terrible journey ever made across[Pg 335] the continent. And all through the time of the voyageurs, the trappers and the pioneers, Umatilla was only less important as a halting and portage point than the Cascades and the Dalles.

Umatilla is a rundown little town that had its glory days way back in the last century, when it was the starting point for steamer navigation on the Columbia and the end of the freight route to Idaho and eastern Washington. There are rich irrigated lands further up the Umatilla River, but their development seems to have done little for the stagnant old settlement by the Columbia, which now has little left but its historic memories. It was by the Umatilla that the tough Hunt and the remnants of the Astor overland party arrived at the Columbia after what might have been the most grueling journey ever made across[Pg 335] the continent. Throughout the time of the voyageurs, the trappers, and the pioneers, Umatilla was only slightly less significant as a stopping and portage point than the Cascades and the Dalles.

I pulled away from the jetty of Umatilla at eight o’clock in the morning of November fifteenth. The sky was clear and there was no trace of the mist of the previous evening. There was brilliant, diamond-bright visibility on the river, with the usual early morning mirage effects, due to the chill stratum of air lying close to the water. This exaggerated considerably the height of distant riffles, lifting them up into eye-scope much sooner than they would have been picked up ordinarily. I put on my “Gieve” and blew it up in anticipation of a stiff fight at Devil’s Run, only to find just enough rocks and riffles there to make me certain of locating them. I could see, however, that the formation was such that there might have been very troublesome water there at higher, and possibly lower, stages. Out of charity for the tellers of a good many awesome tales I had to listen to in respect of rapids I subsequently found to be comparatively innocuous, I am inclined to believe that a number of them were substantially straight accounts of disasters which had actually occurred in flood season, or at times when other water levels than those I encountered made the riffles in question much more troublesome.

I left the dock at Umatilla at eight in the morning on November fifteenth. The sky was clear, with no sign of the mist from the night before. The visibility on the river was brilliant and crystal clear, with the usual early morning mirage effects from the cold layer of air close to the water. This made the distant riffles appear much closer and taller than they normally would. I put on my “Gieve” and inflated it, ready for a tough challenge at Devil’s Run, but I only found just enough rocks and riffles to confirm their location. However, I could see that the way the river was shaped meant there could have been some tricky water there at higher or potentially lower water levels. Out of consideration for the many terrifying stories I heard about rapids that turned out to be relatively harmless, I believe some of those stories were likely true accounts of disasters that actually happened during flood season, or at times when different water levels made the riffles much more dangerous than what I experienced.

I had an easy day of it for rapids, but, as a consequence of the comparatively slow water, rather a hard one for pulling. Canoe Encampment Rapids, twenty miles below Devil’s Run, gave me a good lift for a[Pg 336] mile or more, but not enough to make much of a respite from the oars if I was going to make the fifty miles I had set for my day’s run. I was still ten miles short of that at four o’clock when a drizzling rain setting in from the south-west decided me to land for shelter at Hepburn Junction, on the left bank. That was the first rain I had encountered since passing the Canadian Boundary, after a month of practically continuous storms. There was nothing but a railway station at the Junction, but a nearby road-camp offered the chance of food and shelter. The young contractor—he was doing the concrete work on a State Highway bridge at that point—eyed my bedraggled figure somewhat disapprovingly at first, at a loss, apparently, as to whether I was a straight hobo or merely a disguised boot-legger. An instant later we had recognized each other as football opponents of Los Angeles-Pasadena school-days. His name was Walter Rees, of a family prominent among early Southern California pioneers. With the rain pattering on the tent roof, we talked each other to sleep lamenting the good old days of the “flying wedge” and massed play in football.

I had an easy day with the rapids, but because the water was relatively calm, it was a hard day for paddling. Canoe Encampment Rapids, twenty miles below Devil’s Run, gave me a good boost for a mile or so, but not enough to provide a break from rowing if I wanted to cover the fifty miles I had planned for the day. By four o'clock, I was still ten miles short of that goal when a light rain started coming in from the southwest, prompting me to pull over for shelter at Hepburn Junction, on the left bank. This was the first rain I had encountered since crossing the Canadian Boundary after a month of nearly constant storms. There was only a railway station at the Junction, but a nearby road camp presented the chance for food and shelter. The young contractor—he was working on the concrete for a State Highway bridge nearby—looked at my disheveled appearance with some disapproval at first, seemingly unsure if I was a genuine vagrant or just a disguised bootlegger. Moments later, we recognized each other as former football rivals from our days at the Los Angeles-Pasadena schools. His name was Walter Rees, from a family that was well-known among the early Southern California pioneers. As the rain drummed on the tent roof, we swapped stories until we fell asleep, reminiscing about the good old days of the "flying wedge" and team play in football.

It was clear again the following morning, but with a mistiness to the west masking Mount Hood and the Cascades, to which I was now coming very near. The cliffs had been rearing up higher and higher at every mile, great walls of red-brown and black rock strongly suggestive, in their rugged barrenness, of the buttressed, turreted and columned formation through which the river runs below the mouth of the Spokane. Owyhee, Blalock and Four O’clock rapids were easy[Pg 337] running, but the sustained roar which the slight up-river breeze brought to my ears as the black, right-angling gorge of Rock Creek came in sight was fair warning that there was really rough water ahead. Although I had been able to gather very little information along the way, the fact that I had so far descended but a small part of the two hundred feet of drop between Umatilla and Celilo Falls meant that the several rapids immediately ahead would have to make up for the loafing the Columbia had been guilty of for the last sixty miles.

It was clear again the next morning, but there was a haze in the west that covered Mount Hood and the Cascades, which I was getting really close to. The cliffs kept getting taller with every mile, huge walls of reddish-brown and black rock that strongly hinted, in their rough emptiness, at the buttressed, turreted, and columned formations that the river flows through below the Spokane River's mouth. Owyhee, Blalock, and Four O’clock rapids were easy to navigate, but the continuous roar that the slight upstream breeze carried to my ears as I approached the steep, right-angled gorge of Rock Creek was a clear sign that rough waters were ahead. Even though I had been able to gather very little information along the way, the fact that I had only descended a small portion of the two hundred feet drop between Umatilla and Celilo Falls meant that the several rapids coming up would have to compensate for the slow pace the Columbia had kept for the last sixty miles.

Taking advantage of the quiet stretch of water below Four O’clock Rapids, I went all over the skiff as she drifted in the easy current, tuning her up for the slap-banging she could not fail to receive in the long succession of sharp riffles which began at Rock Creek. In tightening up the brass screws along the gunwale, I removed and threw into the bottom of the boat both of my oar-locks. When I started to restore them to place as the roar of the nearing rapid grew louder, I found that one of them—the left—had been kicked out of reach under the bottom-boards. Rather than go to the trouble of tearing up the latter just then, I replaced the missing lock with one from my duffle-bag, a roughly-smithed piece of iron that I had carried away as a mascot from an old batteau at Boat Encampment. It proved quite a bit too snug for its socket, besides being a deal wider than it should have been for the shaft of my light oar. There was a spoon oar, with a ring lock, under the thwarts, but I was somewhat chary of using it since its mate had snapped with me below Rock Island Rapids.

Taking advantage of the calm stretch of water below Four O’clock Rapids, I moved around the skiff as it drifted in the gentle current, getting her ready for the rough handling she was sure to encounter in the long series of sharp riffles starting at Rock Creek. While I tightened the brass screws along the gunwale, I removed both of my oar-locks and tossed them into the bottom of the boat. As I began to put them back in place and the roar of the approaching rapid got louder, I realized that one of them—the left one—had been kicked out of reach under the bottom boards. Instead of taking the time to lift those boards right then, I replaced the missing lock with one from my duffle bag, a roughly-made piece of iron that I had kept as a lucky charm from an old batteau at Boat Encampment. It turned out to be a bit too tight for its socket and wider than it should have been for the handle of my lightweight oar. There was a spoon oar with a ring lock under the thwarts, but I was hesitant to use it since its partner had broken while I was below Rock Island Rapids.

[Pg 338]The river narrowed sharply above Rock Creek, and, standing on a thwart as the skiff drifted down, I saw that the rapid dropped away in a solid stretch of white foam tumbling between black basaltic walls. There was a good, stiff fall, but it was reassuring that I could see right away to the end of the white water, which did not appear to continue around the ninety-degree bend at the foot. It was just the sort of water Imshallah was at her best in running, so I decided it was simply a matter of choosing the clearest channel and letting her go. A white cross-barred post on the mountainside at the angle of the bend gave me the bearing for the channel a minute or two before I made out the dip of the “intake.” Stowing everything well aft, as I had done at Umatilla, I took up my oars and put her straight over the jade-green tip of the “V.”

[Pg 338]The river narrowed sharply above Rock Creek, and while standing on a thwart as the skiff drifted down, I noticed that the rapid dropped away into a solid stretch of white foam tumbling between black basalt walls. It was a good, stiff drop, but it was reassuring that I could see all the way to the end of the white water, which didn’t seem to continue around the sharp bend at the bottom. This was exactly the kind of water where Imshallah performed her best, so I figured it was just a matter of picking the clearest channel and letting her run. A white cross-barred post on the mountainside at the angle of the bend served as my guide for the channel a minute or two before I spotted the dip of the “intake.” I secured everything well at the back, just like I had done at Umatilla, picked up my oars, and pointed her straight over the jade-green tip of the “V.”

That was rough-and-rowdy water, and no mistake. Every roller meant a slam, and every slam meant a shower-bath; but withal, it was mostly spray that came over her bows—nothing really to bother about. And so Imshallah would have run it right through—had not a sharp dig I gave with my left oar jerked the latter out of that “open-faced” Boat Encampment mascot lock and sent me keeling over backwards. The next moment she was wallowing, beam-on, into the troughs and over the crests of the combers, dipping green water at every roll.

That was some wild water, no doubt about it. Every wave meant a hit, and every hit meant getting splashed; but mostly, it was just spray that came over the front—nothing really to worry about. And so Imshallah would have gone right through it—if I hadn't yanked my left oar hard, which popped it out of that "open-faced" Boat Encampment mascot lock and sent me tipping backward. In the next moment, she was swaying sideways, hitting the troughs and crests of the waves, splashing green water with every roll.

Recovering my seat as quickly as possible, I tried to bring her head up again by backing with the right oar. She swung obediently enough, but I could not hold her bow down-stream once she was headed right. [Pg 339]Rather than chance that “mascot” oar-lock again, I tumbled aft and did what I could with the paddle. Down as she was by the stern, that brought her head right out of the water and made it rather hopeless getting any way on her. She tumbled on through to the foot of the rapid without putting a gunwale under again, however, a circumstance for which I was highly thankful. She already had five or six inches of water in her, as I found as soon as I began to bail. It is just as well the trouble didn’t occur at the head of the rapid. We were half way down when I ceased to function, and Imshallah had about all she wanted to navigate the remainder. I was also duly thankful that there was nothing more than a few bad swirls at the foot of the rapid. Standing on her tail as she was after I plumped down in the stern with the paddle, a good strong whirlpool, such as must form at that sharp bend at high-water, would have made not more than one comfortable mouthful of her.

Trying to get back in my seat as quickly as I could, I aimed to lift her head again by pulling back with the right oar. She responded well enough, but I couldn't keep her bow pointed downstream once she was facing the right way. [Pg 339] Instead of risking that "mascot" oar-lock again, I moved to the back and did what I could with the paddle. With her stern low, it pushed her head right out of the water, making it pretty hopeless to get any momentum. Still, she rolled through to the bottom of the rapid without tipping over again, which I was really grateful for. She already had five or six inches of water in her by the time I started to bail. It’s a good thing the trouble didn’t happen at the beginning of the rapid. We were halfway down when I stopped being effective, and Imshallah was about at her limit for navigating the rest. I was also thankful that there was nothing worse than a few tricky swirls at the end of the rapid. After I dropped down into the back with the paddle, standing on her tail like that, a strong whirlpool—like the one that must form at that sharp bend during high water—would have easily taken her under.

From the foot of Rock Creek Rapids to the head of Squally Hook Rapids is something less than four miles of not very swift water. It took me about all the time the boat was drifting that distance to get her bailed out enough to retrieve my lost oar-lock from under the bottom-boards. Squally Hook, I could see, was much the same sort of a short, sharp, savage rapid as Rock Creek. There was the same restricted “intake,” and the same abrupt bend just beyond the foot; only below Squally Hook the river turned to the left, where at Rock Creek it had turned to the right.

From the foot of Rock Creek Rapids to the head of Squally Hook Rapids is just under four miles of not very fast water. It took me almost the entire time the boat was drifting that distance to bail her out enough to get my lost oar-lock from under the bottom boards. I could see that Squally Hook was a lot like Rock Creek—a short, sharp, intense rapid. There was the same narrow "intake" and the same sudden bend just beyond the foot; the only difference was that below Squally Hook, the river turned left, while at Rock Creek, it turned right.

The sheer two-thousand-foot cliff on the inside of the bend that gives its name to the rapid is well called[Pg 340] Squally Hook. What had been a gentle ten-miles-an-hour breeze on the river above began resolving itself into a succession of fitful gusts of twenty or thirty as I approached the rock-walled bend. Even a steady head-wind makes steering awkward in going into a rapid; a gusty one is a distinct nuisance. To avoid the necessity of any sharp change of course after I was once among the white-caps, I resolved to use every care in heading into the rapid at exactly the right place. That was why, when I became aware that two girls from a farm-house on a bench above the right bank were motioning me imperiously in that direction, I swerved sharply from the course I had decided upon in an endeavour to locate the channel into which I was sure they were trying to tell me to head. Just what those confounded half-breed Loreli were really driving at I never did learn. Perhaps they had apples to sell, or some sweet cider; or perhaps they thought I had some cider that was not sweet. Perhaps it was pure sociability—the desire of a bit of a “talky-talk” with the green-boated voyageur. At any rate, they were certainly not trying to pilot me into a clear channel. That fact walloped me right between the eyes the instant I discovered that I had pulled beyond the entrance of a perfectly straight channel and that there was a barely submerged barrier of rock blocking the river all the way on to the right bank.

The sheer two-thousand-foot cliff on the inside of the bend that gives its name to the rapid is aptly called[Pg 340] Squally Hook. What had started as a gentle ten-miles-an-hour breeze on the river above began to shift into a series of unpredictable gusts of twenty or thirty as I approached the rock-walled bend. Even a steady headwind makes steering tricky when entering a rapid; a gusty wind is a definite hassle. To avoid having to make any sharp turns once I was in the white caps, I decided to be extra cautious about heading into the rapid at exactly the right spot. That’s why, when I noticed two girls from a farmhouse on a ledge above the right bank motioning for me to go that way, I abruptly changed the course I had set to try and follow the channel I was sure they were trying to point me toward. I never did find out what those annoying half-breed Loreli were actually after. Maybe they had apples to sell, or some sweet cider; or maybe they thought I had some cider that wasn’t sweet. Perhaps it was just a friendly desire to chat with the green-boated voyager. Regardless, they were definitely not trying to guide me into a clear channel. That fact hit me hard the moment I realized I had drifted past the entrance of a perfectly straight channel and there was a barely submerged barrier of rock blocking the river all the way to the right bank.

That, of course, left me no alternative but to pull back for all that was in me to wait the “intake.” It was a very similar predicament to the one in which the mist had tricked me at the head of Umatilla; only[Pg 341] there I had room to make the channel and here I didn’t. The current, running now like a mill-race, carried me onto the reef sixty feet to the right of the smooth green chute of the “fairway.”

That, of course, left me no choice but to hold back everything I had and wait for the "intake." It was a very similar situation to when the mist had misled me at the head of Umatilla; only[Pg 341] there I had space to create the channel, whereas here I didn’t. The current, flowing now like a rapid, swept me onto the reef sixty feet to the right of the smooth green path of the "fairway."

If it had taken half an hour instead of half a second to shoot out across the shoaling shelf of that froth-hidden reef there might have been time for a goodly bit of worrying anent the outcome. As it was, there was just the sudden thrill of seeing the bottom of the river leaping up to hit the bottom of the boat, the instant of suspense as she touched and dragged at the brink, and then the dizzy nose-dive of two or three feet down into deeper water. It was done so quickly that a stroke checked by the rock of the reef was finished in the up-boil below the little cascade. With an inch or two less of water she might have hung at the brink and swung beam-on to the current, which, of course, would have meant an instant capsize. The way it was, she made a straight clean jump of it, and only buried her nose in the souse-hole for the briefest part of a second when she struck. The rest was merely the matter of three hundred yards of rough running down a rock-clear channel.

If it had taken half an hour instead of half a second to shoot out across the shallow shelf of that foam-hidden reef, there might have been time for a good amount of worrying about the outcome. As it was, there was just the sudden thrill of seeing the riverbed rushing up to hit the bottom of the boat, the moment of suspense as she touched and dragged at the edge, and then the dizzy nosedive of two or three feet down into deeper water. It happened so quickly that a stroke held back by the rock of the reef ended in the swirl below the little cascade. With just an inch or two less water, she might have hung at the edge and swung broadside to the current, which would have meant an instant capsize. The way it turned out, she made a straight, clean jump of it and only buried her nose in the splash for the briefest moment when she hit. The rest was simply about three hundred yards of rough running down a clear channel.

The authors of my near-mess-up came capering down the bank in pursuit as I swung out into the smoothening swirls, but I only shook my fist at them and resumed my oars. Darn women, anyway!—when a man’s running rapids, I mean.

The authors of my almost-disaster came rushing down the bank after me as I paddled out into the calming swirls, but I just shook my fist at them and kept rowing. Damn women, really!—when a guy’s navigating rapids, I mean.

Now one would have thought that those two performances were enough for one afternoon, especially as both were very largely due to my own carelessness; but I suppose the “trilogy of trouble” had to be[Pg 342] rounded out complete. From the foot of Squally Hook Rapids to the head of Indian Rapids is about three miles. The water became ominously slack as I neared what appeared to be a number of great rock islands almost completely barring the river. It was not until I was almost even with the first of them that a channel, very narrow and very straight, opened up along the left bank. Various other channels led off among the islands, but with nothing to indicate how or where they emerged. That flume-like chute down the left bank was plainly the way the steamers went, and certainly the quickest and most direct course on down the river. Peering through the rocky vista, I could see a rain storm racing up the Columbia, with the grey face of it just blotting out a wedge-shaped gorge through the southern cliffs which I knew must be the mouth of the John Day. That storm was another reason why I should choose the shortest and swiftest channel. There ought to be some kind of shelter where this important southern tributary met the Columbia.

Now, one would think those two incidents were enough for one afternoon, especially since both were largely due to my own carelessness; but I guess the "trilogy of trouble" had to be rounded out completely. From the foot of Squally Hook Rapids to the head of Indian Rapids is about three miles. The water became suspiciously calm as I approached what appeared to be several large rock islands nearly blocking the river. It wasn’t until I was almost level with the first one that a very narrow, straight channel opened up along the left bank. There were various other channels leading among the islands, but nothing indicated how or where they connected. That flume-like chute along the left bank was clearly the route for the steamers and definitely the quickest and most direct way down the river. Peering through the rocky view, I could see a rainstorm moving up the Columbia, with its gray face just obscuring a wedge-shaped gorge through the southern cliffs that I knew had to be the mouth of the John Day. That storm was another reason to choose the shortest and fastest channel. There should be some kind of shelter where this important southern tributary met the Columbia.

Of course, I knew all about still water running deep (which was of no concern to me) and “twisty” (which was of considerable concern). I should certainly have given more thought to the matter of trimming for what was sure to be waiting to snap up Imshallah at the foot of that speeding chute of green-black water had not an old friend of mine breezed along just then. He was the engineer of the way freight on the “South-bank” line. We had been exchanging signals in passing for three days now—twice on his down run and[Pg 343] once on his up. This was the first opportunity I had had to show him how a rapid should be run, and I noted with gratification that he appeared to be slowing down so as to miss none of the fine points. On my part, dispensing with my wonted preliminary “look-see,” I swung hard on the oars in an effort to get into the swiftest water before the spectators were out of sight.

Of course, I knew all about the idea that calm water can hide deep currents (which didn’t worry me) and “twisty” sections (which were a big concern). I definitely should have thought more about how to navigate what was bound to be lurking at the bottom of that fast-moving chute of green-black water if it hadn't been for an old friend of mine who happened to come by at that moment. He was the engineer for the freight train on the “South-bank” line. We had been exchanging signals for three days now—twice when he was heading down and once when he was coming back up. This was my first chance to show him how to handle a rapid, and I was pleased to see he seemed to be slowing down so he wouldn’t miss any of the important details. For my part, skipping my usual initial “look-see,” I pulled hard on the oars to try to get into the fastest water before the onlookers were out of sight.

As the engine drew up even with me, I balanced my oars with my right hand for a moment and waved the engineer greetings with my left; he, in turn, ran the locomotive with his left hand and waved with his right. Then I saw that the fireman was also waving, and, farther back, the brakeman, from the top of a car, and the conductor from the “lookout” of the caboose. The occupants of the “dirigible grandstand” at the Poughkeepsie regattas had nothing on the crew of that way freight. And the latter, moreover, were treated to a burst of speed such as no man-propelled boat in still water ever came close to. I was not pulling over four or five miles an hour myself, but that smooth, steep, unobstructed chute must have been spilling through its current at close to twenty. In a couple of hundred yards I pulled up three or four car-lengths on the comparatively slow-moving train, and I was still gaining when a sudden “toot-a-too-toot!” made me stop rowing and look around. I had recognized instantly the familiar danger signal, and was rather expecting to see a cow grazing with true bovine nonchalance on the weeds between the ties. Instead, it was the engineer’s wildly gesticulat[Pg 344]ing arm that caught my back-cast eye. He was pointing just ahead of me, and down—evidently at something in the water.

As the engine came up alongside me, I held my oars steady with my right hand for a moment and waved to the engineer with my left; he, in response, operated the locomotive with his left hand and waved back with his right. Then I noticed the fireman was also waving, and further back, the brakeman from the top of a car, and the conductor from the “lookout” of the caboose. The people in the “dirigible grandstand” at the Poughkeepsie regattas couldn't compete with the crew of that freight train. Plus, they were enjoying a speed burst that no boat powered by human effort on calm water could match. I was only pulling along at about four or five miles an hour, but that smooth, steep, unimpeded channel must have been rushing by at nearly twenty. In a couple of hundred yards, I pulled ahead by three or four car lengths from the relatively slow-moving train, and I was still gaining when a sudden “toot-a-too-toot!” made me stop rowing and look back. I immediately recognized the familiar danger signal and half-expected to see a cow leisurely grazing on the weeds between the ties. Instead, it was the engineer's wildly waving arm that caught my eye as I turned. He was pointing just ahead of me and down—clearly at something in the water.

Then I saw it too—a big black funnel-shaped hole down which a wide ribbon of river seemed to be taking a sort of a spiral tumble. It was that entirely well-meant toot-a-toot, which was intended to prod me, not a cow, into activity, that was primarily responsible for what followed. Had I not ceased rowing on hearing it, it is probable that the skiff would have had enough way when she did strike that whirlpool to carry her right on through. As it was Imshallah simply did an undulant glide into the watery tentacles of the lurking octopus, snuggled into his breast and prepared to spend the night reeling in a dervish dance with him. I must do the jade the justice of admitting that she had no intention of outraging the proprieties by going any further than a nocturnal terpsichorean revel. Going home for the night with him never entered her mind; so that when he tried to pull the “Cave-Man stuff” and drag her down to his under-water grottoes, she put up the most virtuous kind of resistance. The trouble was that I didn’t want to go even as far as she did. Dancing was the last thing I cared for, with that rain-storm and night coming on. Yet—at least as far as my friends on the way freight ever knew—an all-night Danse d’Apache looked very much like what we were up against; for I recall distinctly that when the train was disappearing round the next bend Imshallah, her head thrown ecstatically skyward, was still spinning in circles, while I[Pg 345] continued to fan the air with my oars like an animated Dutch windmill.

Then I saw it too—a big black funnel-shaped hole where a wide strip of river seemed to be spiraling down. It was that completely well-meaning toot-a-toot, which was meant to nudge me, not a cow, into action, that mostly caused what happened next. If I hadn't stopped rowing when I heard it, the skiff would have had enough momentum when it hit that whirlpool to sail right through. Instead, Imshallah just glided gently into the watery tentacles of the lurking octopus, nestled into his embrace, ready to spend the night dancing in circles with him. I have to give the jade credit for not planning to cross any lines by going farther than a midnight dance party. Going home with him never crossed her mind; so when he tried to pull the “Cave-Man stuff” and drag her down to his underwater caves, she put up a very respectable kind of resistance. The problem was that I didn't want to go even as far as she did. Dancing was the last thing on my mind, with that rainstorm and night closing in. Yet—at least as far as my friends on the way freight knew—a whole night of Danse d’Apache looked a lot like what we were facing; because I clearly remember that when the train was disappearing around the next bend, Imshallah, her head thrown ecstatically skyward, was still spinning in circles, while I[Pg 345] kept fanning the air with my oars like an animated Dutch windmill.

It was a mighty sizeable whirlpool, that black-mouthed maelstrom into which Imshallah’s susceptibility had betrayed both of us. I should say that it was twice the diameter of the one which had given us such a severe shaking just above the Canadian Boundary, and with a “suck” in proportion. What helped the situation now, however, was the fact that the skiff carried rather less than half the weight she did then. At the rate she was taking water over the stern during that first attack, she could not have survived for more than half a minute; now she was riding so much more buoyantly that she was only dipping half a bucket or so once in every two or three rounds. When I saw that she could probably go on dancing for an hour or two without taking in enough water to put her under, something of the ludicrousness of the situation began to dawn on me. Missing the water completely with half of my strokes, and only dealing it futile slaps with the rest, I was making no more linear progress than if I had been riding a merry-go-round. I didn’t dare to put the stern any lower by sliding down there and trying to paddle where there was water to be reached. Crowding her head down by working my weight forward finally struck me as the only thing to do.

It was a huge whirlpool, that black-mouthed maelstrom into which Imshallah’s vulnerability had betrayed both of us. I should mention that it was twice the diameter of the one that had shaken us so badly just above the Canadian border, and it had a “suck” to match. What helped the situation now, though, was the fact that the skiff was carrying less than half the weight it did back then. At the rate she was taking on water over the stern during that first attack, she wouldn’t have lasted more than half a minute; now she was riding much more buoyantly, only dipping half a bucket or so every two or three rounds. When I realized that she could probably keep bouncing around for an hour or two without taking in enough water to sink, the ridiculousness of the situation started to hit me. Missing the water entirely with half of my strokes and only giving it futile slaps with the rest, I was making no more progress than if I’d been riding a merry-go-round. I didn’t dare lower the stern by sliding down there and trying to paddle where I could reach water. Finally, it struck me that the only thing to do was to shift my weight forward to crowd her head down.

With the forward thwart almost above my head this was not an easy consummation to effect, especially with an oar in either hand. Luckily, I was now using the “ring” oar-locks, so that they came along on the oars when I unshipped the latter. Standing up was,[Pg 346] of course, out of the question. I simply slid off backwards on to the bottom and wriggled forward in a sitting position until I felt my spine against the thwart. That brought her nose out of the clouds, and she settled down still farther when, after getting my elbows over the seat behind me, I worked up into a rowing position.

With the front seat almost above my head, it wasn't easy to make this happen, especially with an oar in each hand. Fortunately, I was using the "ring" oar-locks, so they came along with the oars when I removed them. Standing up was definitely not an option. I just slid off backwards onto the bottom and wriggled forward into a sitting position until my back was against the seat. That brought the front of the boat down, and it settled even more when I got my elbows over the seat behind me and shifted into a rowing position. [Pg 346]

The whirlpool was spinning from right to left, and one quick stroke with my left oar—against the current of the “spin,” that is—was enough to shoot her clear. Bad swirls and two or three smaller “twisters” made her course a devious one for the next hundred yards, but she never swung in a complete revolution again. I pulled into smooth water just as the first drops of the storm began to patter on the back of my neck.

The whirlpool was spinning to the left, and a quick stroke with my left oar—against the current of the spin—was enough to get her clear. There were bad swirls and a few smaller twisters that made her path tricky for the next hundred yards, but she never completely turned around again. I pulled into calm water just as the first drops of the storm started to hit the back of my neck.

The first riffle of John Day Rapids sent its warning growl on the up-river wind before I was a quarter of a mile below the whirlpool, and ahead loomed a barrier of rock islands, rising out of the white foam churned up as the Columbia raced between them. I had to run the first riffle—an easy one—to make the mouth of the John Day, but that was as far as I went. I reckoned there had been quite enough excitement for one afternoon without poking into any more rough water against a rain and head wind. Dropping below the gravel bar off the mouth of the Day, I pulled fifty yards up-stream in a quiet current and moored Imshallah under the railway bridge. I camped for the night with a couple of motor tourists in a shack near the upper end of the bridge. My hosts were two genial souls, father and son, enjoying an indefinite[Pg 347] spell of fishing, hunting and trapping on a stake the former had made in the sale of one of his “prospects” in southern Oregon. They were bluff, big-hearted, genuine chaps, both of them, and we had a highly delightful evening of yarning.

The first rapid of John Day Rapids let out a warning growl on the upstream wind before I was a quarter mile below the whirlpool, and ahead was a barrier of rocky islands, emerging from the white foam created as the Columbia rushed between them. I needed to navigate the first rapid—an easy one—to reach the mouth of the John Day, but that was as far as I wanted to go. I figured there had already been enough excitement for one afternoon without tackling any more rough water against the rain and headwind. After dropping below the gravel bar at the mouth of the Day, I paddled fifty yards upstream in a calm current and tied up Imshallah under the railway bridge. I set up camp for the night with a couple of motor tourists in a shack near the end of the bridge. My hosts were a friendly father and son, enjoying an indefinite break of fishing, hunting, and trapping from a stake the father had made by selling one of his “prospects” in southern Oregon. They were straightforward, warm-hearted guys, both of them, and we had a really enjoyable evening sharing stories.

It was clear again the next morning, but with the barometer of my confidence jolted down several notches by what had occurred the previous afternoon. I pulled across the river and sought a quieter way through the second riffle of John Day Rapids than that promised by the boisterous steamer channel. By devious ways and sinuous, I wound this way and that among the black rock islands, until a shallow channel along the right bank let me out of the maze at the lower end. This waste of time and effort was largely due to funkiness on my part, and there was no necessity for it. The steamer channel is white and rough, with something of a whirlpool on the left side at the lower end, but nothing that there is any real excuse for avoiding. The third riffle was nothing to bother about; nor did Schofield’s Rapids, two miles below, offer any difficulties. As a matter of fact, Adventure, having had its innings, was taking a day off, leaving me to follow the Golden Trail of Romance. To-day was “Ladies’ Day” on the Columbia.

It was clear again the next morning, but my confidence had taken a hit from what happened the day before. I crossed the river and looked for a quieter route through the second riffle of John Day Rapids instead of using the loud steamer channel. I wound around among the black rock islands, trying different ways until I found a shallow channel along the right bank that led me out of the maze at the lower end. This extra effort and time were mostly due to my own anxiety, and I really didn’t need to do it. The steamer channel is rough and white, with a bit of a whirlpool on the left side at the lower end, but there’s no good reason to avoid it. The third riffle was not a problem, and Schofield’s Rapids, two miles down, didn't pose any difficulties either. In fact, Adventure, having had its fun, was taking a day off, letting me follow the Golden Trail of Romance. Today was “Ladies’ Day” on the Columbia.

Romance first showed her bright eyes at a little farm on the right bank, three miles below Schofield’s Rapids. Landing here to ask about the channel through a rather noisy rapid beginning to boom ahead, I found a delectable apple-cheeked miss of about twelve in charge, her father and mother having gone across to Biggs for the day. She was in sore trouble[Pg 348] at the moment of my advent because her newly-born brindle bull calf—her really-truly very own—wouldn’t take nourishment properly. Now as luck would have it, teaching a calf table-manners chanced to be one of the few things I knew about stock-farming. So I showed her how to start in by letting Cultus (that was merely a temporary name, she said, because he was so bad) munch her own finger for a spell, from which, by slow degrees, the lacteal liaison with “Old Mooley” was established. It took us half an hour to get Cultus functioning on all fours, and rather longer than that to teach her collie, tabby cat, and the latter’s three kittens to sit in a row and have their mouths milked into. It didn’t take us long to exhaust “Old Mooley’s” milk supply at that game, and when I finally climbed over the barnyard fence on the way down to my boat, poor Cultus was left butting captiously at an empty udder. “Apple Cheek” rather wanted me to stay until her father came back, saying that he had gone to Biggs to get a ’breed for a hired man, and that, if he didn’t get the ’breed, maybe I would do. She almost burst into tears with shame when I told her I was a moving picture actor seeking rest and local colour on the Columbia. “You a actor, and I made you milk ‘Old Mooley!’” she sobbed; and it took all my lunch ration of milk chocolate to bring back her smile. Then, like the Scotch bride at Windermere, she asked me if I was Bill Hart. Somehow, I wasn’t quite base enough to tell her a concrete lie like that; so I compromised with a comparative abstraction. I was a rising star in the movie firmament, I said; an eclectic, taking the best[Pg 349] of all the risen stars, of whom much would be heard later. She was still pondering “eclectic” when I pushed off into the current. Bless your heart, little “Apple Cheek,” I hope you didn’t get a spanking for wasting all of Cultus’ dinner on the dogs and cats and the side of the barn! You were about the first person I met on the Columbia who didn’t accuse me of being a boot-legger, and the only one who believed me hot off the bat when I said I was a movie star.

Romance first revealed her bright eyes at a small farm on the right bank, three miles below Schofield’s Rapids. I landed here to ask about the channel through a rather noisy rapid that was starting to boom ahead, and I found a delightful girl with apple cheeks, about twelve years old, in charge, as her parents had gone to Biggs for the day. She was in a lot of trouble at that moment because her newly-born brindle bull calf—her very own—wasn’t nursing properly. Luckily, teaching a calf proper table manners happened to be one of the few things I knew about farming. So, I showed her how to start by letting Cultus (that was just a temporary name, she said, because he was so bad) chew on her finger for a bit, which slowly established the connection with “Old Mooley.” It took us half an hour to get Cultus functioning on all fours, and even longer to teach her collie, tabby cat, and the latter’s three kittens to sit in a row and get their mouths milked. We quickly exhausted “Old Mooley’s” milk supply at that game, and when I finally climbed over the barnyard fence on my way back to my boat, poor Cultus was left butting stubbornly at an empty udder. “Apple Cheek” really wanted me to stay until her dad came back, saying he had gone to Biggs to get a breeding cow for a hired hand, and that if he didn’t get the cow, maybe I could do. She nearly burst into tears of shame when I told her I was a movie actor looking for a break and some local color on the Columbia. “You an actor, and I made you milk ‘Old Mooley!’” she sobbed; and it took all my lunch ration of milk chocolate to bring back her smile. Then, like the Scottish bride at Windermere, she asked me if I was Bill Hart. Somehow, I wasn’t quite low enough to tell her a blatant lie like that, so I settled for a vague truth. I told her I was a rising star in the movie world, an eclectic, taking the best of all the stars who had risen and who would be heard of later. She was still thinking about “eclectic” when I pushed off into the current. Bless your heart, little “Apple Cheek,” I hope you didn’t get in trouble for wasting all of Cultus’ dinner on the dogs and cats and the side of the barn! You were about the first person I met on the Columbia who didn’t accuse me of being a bootlegger and the only one who believed me right off the bat when I said I was a movie star.

The rapid ahead became noisier as I drew nearer, and when I saw it came from a reef which reached four-fifths of the way across the river from the left bank, I pulled in and landed at Biggs to inquire about the channel. The first man I spoke to called a second, and the latter a third, and so on ad infinitum. Pretty near to half the town must have been gathered at the railway station giving me advice at the end of a quarter of an hour. Each of them had a different suggestion to make, ranging from dragging through a half-empty back channel just below the town to taking the boat out and running it down the track on a push-cart. As they all were agreed that the steamers used to go down the opposite side, I finally decided that would be the best way through. Not to run too much risk of being carried down onto the reef in pulling across, I lined and poled a half mile up-stream before pushing off. Once over near the right bank, I found a channel broad and deep enough to have run at night.

The noise got louder as I got closer, and when I saw it was coming from a reef that stretched almost all the way across the river from the left bank, I pulled in and landed at Biggs to ask about the channel. The first guy I talked to called over a second, who called a third, and so on ad infinitum. Almost half the town must have gathered at the train station, giving me advice after about fifteen minutes. Each person had a different suggestion, ranging from dragging through a half-empty back channel just below the town to taking the boat out and running it down the track on a push-cart. Since they all agreed that the steamers used to go down the opposite side, I finally decided that would be the best way through. To avoid drifting onto the reef while crossing, I paddled and poled a half-mile upstream before setting off. Once I was near the right bank, I found a channel that was broad and deep enough to navigate at night.

A couple of miles below Biggs the Columbia is divided by a long narrow rocky island. The deep, direct channel is that to the right, and is called Hell[Pg 350] Gate—the third gorge of that hackneyed name I had encountered since pushing off from Beavermouth. Possibly it was because I was fed-up with the name and all it connoted that I avoided this channel; more likely it was because Romance was at the tow-line. At any rate, I headed into the broad shallow channel that flows by the mouth of the River Des Chutes. It was up this tumultuous stream that Frémont, after camping at the Dalles and making a short boat voyage below, started south over the mountains in search of the mythical river that was supposed to drain from the Utah basin to the Pacific in the vicinity of San Francisco—one of the indomitable “Pathfinder’s” hardest journeys.

A couple of miles below Biggs, the Columbia River splits into two channels by a long, narrow rocky island. The deeper, more direct channel to the right is called Hell Gate—the third gorge with that overused name I had come across since leaving Beavermouth. Maybe I was just tired of the name and everything it represented, which is why I avoided this channel; more likely, it was the allure of adventure pulling me in another direction. In any case, I chose the wide, shallow channel that flows near the mouth of the River Des Chutes. It was up this wild stream that Frémont, after camping at the Dalles and taking a quick boat ride downstream, headed south over the mountains in search of the legendary river said to flow from the Utah basin to the Pacific near San Francisco—one of the toughest journeys of the indomitable “Pathfinder.”

Just beyond where the River of the Falls, true to name to the last, came cascading into the Columbia, Romance again raised her golden head—this time out of the steam rising above an Indian “Turkish-bath.” The first time I had found her in the guise of a twelve-year-old; this time it was more like a hundred and twelve. One can’t make certain within a year or two about a lady in a Turkish-bath; it wouldn’t be seemly even to try to do so. Pulling in close to the left bank to look at some queer mud-plastered Indian wickiups, a rush of steam suddenly burst from the side of the nearest one, and out of that spreading white cloud, rising like Aphrodite from the sea-foam, emerged the head and shoulders of an ancient squaw. She was horribly old—literally at the sans eyes, sans hair, sans teeth, sans everything (including clothes) stage. Cackling and gesticulating in the rolling steam, she[Pg 351] was the belle ideal of the witch of one’s fancy, muttering incantations above her boiling cauldron.

Just beyond where the River of the Falls, true to its name, flowed into the Columbia, Romance once again made her appearance—this time emerging from the steam rising above an Indian “Turkish-bath.” The first time I encountered her, she looked like a twelve-year-old; now, she seemed more like a hundred and twelve. You can never be sure about a lady in a Turkish-bath, and it wouldn't even be appropriate to try. As we approached the left bank to take a look at some strange mud-covered Indian wickiups, a rush of steam suddenly burst from the side of the nearest one, and out of that spreading white cloud, rising like Aphrodite from the sea foam, came the head and shoulders of an ancient woman. She was incredibly old—literally at the point of being sans eyes, sans hair, sans teeth, sans everything (including clothes). Cackling and gesturing amidst the swirling steam, she was the ideal image of the witch from one's imagination, muttering incantations over her bubbling cauldron.

Frémont, in somewhat humorous vein, tells of visiting an Indian camp in this vicinity on the Columbia, and of how one of the squaws who had rushed forth in complete déshabille on hearing the voices of strangers, “properized” herself at the last moment by using her papoose—as far as it would go—as a shield. But this old “Aphrodite” I had flushed from cover was so old that, if her youngest child had been ready to hand, and that latter had had one of her own children within reach, and this third one had had a child available, I am certain that still another generation or two would have had to be descended before a papoose sufficiently young enough to make “properization” prop“r would have been found. I trust I make that clear. And when you have visualized it, isn’t it a funny pyramid?

Frémont, in a somewhat humorous way, shares a story about visiting an Indian camp near the Columbia River. He describes how one of the women, who rushed out in her nightgown upon hearing strangers, quickly tried to cover herself with her baby carrier as a shield. But the old “Aphrodite” I had surprised was so old that, even if her youngest child had been available, and that child had a kid of their own nearby, and that third child had another child ready, I’m convinced we would need a couple more generations before we could find a papoose young enough to truly qualify for “properization.” I hope that’s clear. And once you’ve pictured it, isn’t it a funny pyramid?

With two or three more “Aphrodites” beginning to bubble up through the steam, it is just possible that some such an ocular barrage actually was in process of formation; but I think not. My hard-plied oars had hardly lengthened my interval to much over fifty yards, when the whole lot of them trooped down to the river—steaming amazingly they were at the touch of the sharp early winter air—and plunged into the icy water. I learned later that this “sweat-bath” treatment is the favourite cure-all with the Indians of that part of the Columbia Basin.

With two or three more “Aphrodites” starting to rise from the steam, it’s possible that some kind of visual spectacle was actually beginning to form; but I don't think so. My hard-worked oars had barely extended my distance to just over fifty yards when they all headed down to the river—steaming remarkably in the sharp early winter air—and jumped into the icy water. I found out later that this “sweat-bath” treatment is the favorite cure-all among the Indigenous people of that part of the Columbia Basin.

Where the left-hand channel returned to the main Columbia a mile or more below the mouth of the River Des Chutes I encountered an extensive series[Pg 352] of rock-reefs which, until I drew near them, seemed to block the way completely. It was a sinuous course I wound in threading my way through the ugly basaltic outcroppings, but the comparatively slow water robbed it of any menace. Once clear of the rocks, I found myself at the head of the long, lake-like stretch of water backed up above Celilo Falls. The low rumble of the greatest cataract of the lower Columbia was already pulsing in the air, while a floating cloud of “water-smoke,” white against the encroaching cliffs, marked its approximate location. I was at last approaching the famous “long portage” of the old voyageurs, a place noted (in those days) for the worst water and the most treacherous Indians on the river. Now, however, the Indians no longer blocked the way and exacted toll, while the portage had been bridged by a Government canal. I caught the loom of the head-gate of the latter about the same time that the bridge of the “North-Bank” branch line, which spans the gorge below the falls, began rearing its blurred fret-work above the mists. Then, once again, Romance. “Ladies’ Day” was not yet over. As I pulled in toward the entrance to the canal, at the left of the head of the falls, I observed a very gaily-blanketed dame dancing up and down on the bank and gesticulating toward the opposite side of the river. As I landed and started to pull the skiff up on the gravelly beach, she came trotting down to entreat, in her best “Anglo-Chinook,” that I ferry her to the opposite bank, where her home was, and, where, apparently, she was long overdue. She wasn’t a beggar, she assured me, but—jingling her beaded bag under[Pg 353] my nose—was quite willing to pay me “hiyu chickamon” for my services. Nor was she unduly persistent. No sooner had I told her that I was in a “hiyu rush” and hadn’t the time just then to be a squire of dames, than she bowed her head in stoical acquiescence and went back to her waving and croaking. It was that futile old croak (with not enough power behind it to send it a hundred yards across a mile-wide river) that caved my resolution. Shoving Imshallah back into the water, I told her to pile in.

Where the left-hand channel met the main Columbia about a mile or more below the mouth of the River Des Chutes, I came across a long stretch of rocky reefs that, at first glance, looked like they completely blocked the way. It was a winding path I navigated through the rough basalt outcroppings, but the relatively slow water made it feel less threatening. Once I cleared the rocks, I found myself at the start of a long, lake-like stretch of water backed up behind Celilo Falls. The low rumble of the largest waterfall on the lower Columbia was already echoing in the air, while a drifting cloud of “water-smoke,” white against the rising cliffs, signaled its location. I was finally getting close to the famous “long portage” of the old voyageurs, a spot known in those days for the worst water and the most treacherous Native Americans on the river. However, now the Native Americans no longer blocked the way or collected tolls, and the portage had been crossed by a government canal. I spotted the entrance of the canal at the same time the bridge of the “North-Bank” branch line, which spans the gorge below the falls, began to rise above the mist. Then, once again, romance. “Ladies’ Day” wasn’t over yet. As I approached the canal’s entrance to the left of the falls, I noticed a brightly dressed woman dancing up and down on the bank and gesturing toward the other side of the river. As I landed and started to pull the boat up onto the gravel beach, she hurried over to ask, in her best “Anglo-Chinook,” if I could ferry her to the other bank, where her home was, and where she seemed to be very late. She assured me she wasn’t a beggar, but—jingling her beaded bag in front of me—she was more than willing to pay me “hiyu chickamon” for my help. She wasn’t overly persistent, either. No sooner had I said that I was in a “hiyu rush” and didn’t have time to play the gentleman than she nodded in understanding and went back to waving and calling out. It was that futile old call (with not enough strength behind it to carry across a mile-wide river) that broke my resolve. Shoving Imshallah back into the water, I told her to get in.

And so Romance drew near to me again, this time perched up in the long-empty stern-sheets of my boat. This one was neither an infant nor a centurienne, but rather a fair compromise between the two. Nor was she especially fair nor especially compromising (one couldn’t expect that of a sixty-year-old squaw); but she was the most trusting soul I ever met, and that’s something. The falls were thundering not fifty yards below—near enough to wet us with their up-blown spray,—and yet not one word of warning did she utter about giving the brink a wide birth in pulling across. Not that I needed such a warning, for the first thing I did was to start pulling up-stream in the slack water; but, all the same, it was a distinct compliment to have it omitted. As it turned out, there was nothing to bother about, for the current was scarcely swifter in mid-stream than along the banks. It was an easy pull. Romance beamed on me all the way, and once, when one of her stubby old toes came afoul of my hob-nailed boot, she bent over and gave a few propitiary rubs to—the boot ... as if that had lost any cuticle. And at parting,[Pg 354] when I waved her money-bag aside and told her to keep her chickamon to spend on the movies, she came and patted me affectionately on the shoulder, repeating over and over “Close tum-tum mika!” And that, in Chinook, means: “You’re very much all right!” As far as I can remember, that is the only unqualified praise I ever had from a lady—one of that age, I mean. Squiring squaws—especially dear old souls like that one—is a lot better fun than a man would think.

And so Romance came back to me again, this time sitting in the long-empty back seat of my boat. This one was neither a child nor an old woman, but more of a fair middle ground between the two. She wasn’t particularly beautiful or especially accommodating (you couldn’t expect that from a sixty-year-old woman); but she was the most trusting person I had ever met, and that’s something. The falls were thundering not fifty yards below—close enough to splash us with their spray,—yet she didn’t say a word about staying clear of the edge while we crossed. Not that I needed such a warning, since the first thing I did was start paddling upstream in the calm water; still, it was a nice gesture that she didn’t mention it. As it turned out, there was nothing to worry about, because the current was hardly faster in the middle than it was along the banks. It was an easy pull. Romance smiled at me the entire way, and once, when one of her stubby old toes bumped against my boot, she bent over and gave a few affectionate rubs to—the boot... as if that had lost any skin. And at parting,[Pg 354] when I waved her money bag aside and told her to keep her chickamon for the movies, she came over and patted me affectionately on the shoulder, repeating over and over “Close tum-tum mika!” And that, in Chinook, means: “You’re very much all right!” As far as I can remember, that is the only unqualified praise I ever received from a woman—one of that age, I mean. Spending time with older women—especially sweet old souls like her—is a lot more fun than a guy would think.

LIFTED DRAWBRIDGE ON CELILO CANAL (above)
TUMWATER GORGE OF THE GRAND DALLES (below)

“IMSHALLAH” AT THE LOCK AT FIVE-MILE (left)
“IMSHALLAH” HALFWAY THROUGH THE CELILO CANAL (right)

It was four o’clock when I turned up at the lock-master’s house at Celilo, and then to find that that worthy had just taken his gun and gone off up on the cliffs to try and bag a goose. As it would probably be dark before he returned, his wife reckoned I had better put up with them for the night and make an early start through the Canal the following morning. The lock-master, a genial Texan, came down with his goose too late it get it ready for supper, but not to get it picked that night. Indeed, we made rather a gala occasion of it. “Mistah” Sides got out his fiddle and played “The Arkansaw Traveller” and “Turkey in the Straw,” the while his very comely young wife accompanied on the piano and their two children, the village school-marm and myself collaborated on the goose. It was a large bird, but many hands make light work; that is, as far as getting the feathers off the goose was concerned. Cleaning up the kitchen was another matter. As it was the giddy young school-teacher who started the trouble by putting feathers down my neck, I hope “Missus” Sides made that demure-eyed minx swab down decks in the morn[Pg 355]ing before she went to teach the young idea how to shoot.

It was four o’clock when I arrived at the lock-master’s house in Celilo, only to find that he had just taken his gun and headed up to the cliffs to try and catch a goose. Since it would likely be dark before he returned, his wife thought it would be better for me to stay with them for the night and start early through the Canal the next morning. The lock-master, a friendly Texan, came back with his goose too late to prepare it for dinner, but we still managed to have a good time that night. “Mistah” Sides pulled out his fiddle and played “The Arkansaw Traveller” and “Turkey in the Straw,” while his lovely young wife played piano. Their two kids, the village schoolteacher, and I worked together on the goose. It was a big bird, but many hands made light work when it came to plucking the feathers. Cleaning up the kitchen was a different story. Since it was the playful young teacher who started the trouble by putting feathers down my neck, I hope “Missus” Sides made that sweet-eyed troublemaker clean things up in the morning before she went to teach the kids. [Pg 355]

There is no lock at the head of the Celilo Canal, but a gate is maintained for the purpose of regulating flow and keeping out drift. Sides, silhouetted against the early morning clouds, worked the gates and let me through into the narrow, concrete-walled canal, down which I pulled with the thunder of the falls on one side and on the other the roar of a passing freight. The earth-shaking rumbles died down presently, and beyond the bend below the railway bridge I found myself rowing quietly through the shadow of the great wall of red-black cliffs that dominate the Dalles from the south.

There isn't a lock at the start of the Celilo Canal, but there's a gate to control the flow and keep debris out. The silhouettes against the early morning clouds operated the gates and allowed me to pass into the narrow, concrete-walled canal. I rowed along with the thunder of the falls on one side and the roar of a passing freight train on the other. The earth-shaking sounds eventually faded, and after rounding the bend past the railway bridge, I found myself quietly rowing through the shadow of the massive red-black cliffs that overlook the Dalles from the south.

Celilo Falls is a replica on a reduced scale of the Horse-shoe cataract at Niagara. At middle and low-water there is a drop of twenty feet here, but at the flood-stage of early summer the fall is almost wiped out in the lake backed up from the head of the Tumwater gorge of the Dalles. The Dalles then form one practically continuous rapid, eight or nine miles in length, with many terrific swirls and whirlpools, but with all rocks so deeply submerged that it is possible for a well-handled steamer to run through in safety—provided she is lucky. With the completion of the Canal this wildest of all steamer runs was no longer necessary, but in the old days it was attempted a number of times when it was desired to take some craft that had been constructed on the upper river down to Portland. The first steamer was run through successfully in May, 1866, by Captain T. J. Stump, but the man who became famous for his suc[Pg 356]cess in getting away with this dare-devil stunt was Captain James Troup, perhaps the greatest of all Columbia skippers. Professor W. D. Lyman gives the following graphic account of a run through the Dalles with Captain Troup, on the D. S. Baker, in 1888.

Celilo Falls is a scaled-down version of the Horseshoe Falls at Niagara. At mid and low water, there’s a twenty-foot drop here, but during the early summer flood stage, the fall is almost completely gone due to the lake formed by the Tumwater gorge at the Dalles. The Dalles then turn into a nearly continuous rapid, eight or nine miles long, filled with many intense swirls and whirlpools. However, all the rocks are deeply submerged, making it possible for a skilled steamer to navigate through safely—if it’s lucky. With the Canal's completion, this wild steamer run was no longer needed, but in the past, it was attempted several times when there was a need to transport craft built on the upper river down to Portland. The first successful steamer passage was made in May 1866 by Captain T. J. Stump, but the person who became famous for successfully managing this risky maneuver was Captain James Troup, arguably the greatest skipper on the Columbia River. Professor W. D. Lyman provides a vivid account of a run through the Dalles with Captain Troup on the D. S. Baker in 1888.

“At that strange point in the river, the whole vast volume is compressed into a channel but one hundred and sixty feet wide at low water and much deeper than wide. Like a huge mill-race the current continues nearly straight for two miles, when it is hurled with frightful force against a massive bluff. Deflected from the bluff, it turns at a sharp angle to be split asunder by a low reef of rock. When the Baker was drawn into the suck of the current at the head of the ‘chute’ she swept down the channel, which was almost black, with streaks of foam, to the bluff, two miles in four minutes. There feeling the tremendous refluent wave, she went careening over toward the sunken reef. The skilled captain had her perfectly in hand, and precisely at the right moment rang the signal bell, ‘Ahead, full speed,’ and ahead she went, just barely scratching her side on the rock. Thus close was it necessary to calculate distance. If the steamer had struck the tooth-like point of the reef broadside on, she would have been broken in two and carried in fragments on either side. Having passed this danger point, she glided into the beautiful calm bay below and the feat was accomplished.”

“At that strange spot in the river, the entire massive volume of water is forced into a channel only one hundred sixty feet wide at low water and much deeper than it is wide. Like a giant mill race, the current flows almost straight for two miles before slamming with terrifying force against a huge bluff. Bouncing off the bluff, it turns sharply and gets split apart by a low rock reef. When the Baker got caught in the pull of the current at the beginning of the ‘chute,’ she sped down the channel, which was nearly black with foam streaks, reaching the bluff in four minutes. Sensing the powerful backflow wave, she veered toward the submerged reef. The skilled captain had her perfectly under control and, at just the right moment, rang the signal bell, ‘Ahead, full speed,’ and she surged forward, barely scraping her side against the rock. The distance had to be calculated very carefully. If the steamer had collided with the sharp point of the reef sideways, she would have split in two and scattered debris on either side. After navigating past this danger point, she glided into the beautiful calm bay below, and the maneuver was successfully completed.”

There is a fall of eighty-one feet in the twelve miles from the head of Celilo Falls to the foot of the Dalles. This is the most considerable rate of descent in the whole course of the Columbia in the United States, though hardly more than a third of that over stretches[Pg 357] of the Big Bend in Canada. It appeared to be customary for the old voyageurs to make an eight or ten miles portage here, whether going up or down stream, though there were doubtless times when their big batteaux were equal to running the Dalles below Celilo. I climbed out and took hurried surveys of both Tumwater and Five-Mile (sometimes called “The Big Chute”) in passing, and while they appeared to be such that I would never have considered taking a chance with a skiff in either of them, it did look as though a big double-ender, with an experienced crew of oarsmen and paddlers, would have been able to make the run. That was a snap judgment, formed after the briefest kind of a “look-see,” and it may well be that I was over optimistic.

There’s a drop of eighty-one feet over the twelve miles from the top of Celilo Falls to the bottom of the Dalles. This is the steepest descent along the entire Columbia River in the U.S., though it’s barely a third of the drop found over sections of the Big Bend in Canada. It seemed to be common for the old voyageurs to carry their boats for eight to ten miles here, whether they were going upstream or downstream, although there were certainly times when their large bateaux could navigate the Dalles below Celilo. I climbed out and quickly checked out both Tumwater and Five-Mile (sometimes called “The Big Chute”) as I passed by, and while they looked risky enough that I wouldn’t have considered using a small boat in either spot, it seemed like a large double-ended boat with a skilled crew of rowers and paddlers could manage the run. That was a snap judgment I made after just a quick glance, and I might have been overly optimistic.

The Celilo Canal, which was completed by the Government about five years ago, is eight and a half miles long, has a bottom width of sixty-five feet, and a depth of eight feet. It has a total lift of eighty feet, of which seventy are taken by two locks in flight at the lower end. That this canal has failed of its object—that of opening up through navigation between tide-water and the upper Columbia—is due to no defect of its own from an engineering standpoint, but rather to the fact that, first the railway, and now the truck, have made it impossible for river steamers to pay adequate returns in the face of costly operation and the almost prohibitive risks of running day after day through rock-beset rapids. There is not a steamer running regularly on the Columbia above the Dalles to-day. The best service, perhaps, which the Celilo Canal rendered was the indirect one of[Pg 358] forcing a very considerable reduction of railway freight rates. That alone is said to have saved the shippers of eastern Oregon and Washington many times the cost of this highly expensive undertaking.

The Celilo Canal, which the government completed about five years ago, is eight and a half miles long, has a bottom width of sixty-five feet, and a depth of eight feet. It has a total lift of eighty feet, with seventy feet managed by two locks at the lower end. The canal has not achieved its goal of providing navigation between tidewater and the upper Columbia, not due to any engineering flaws, but because first the railway and now trucks have made it impossible for river steamers to generate sufficient profits given the high operating costs and significant risks of navigating through rocky rapids day after day. Currently, there are no steamers operating regularly on the Columbia above the Dalles. Perhaps the most valuable service the Celilo Canal provided was indirectly leading to a substantial reduction in railway freight rates. This alone is said to have saved shippers in eastern Oregon and Washington many times the cost of this very expensive project.

I pulled at a leisurely gait down the Canal, stopping, as I have said, at Tumwater and Five-Mile, and at the latter giving the lock-master a hand in dropping Imshallah down a step to the next level. Rowing past a weird “fleet” of laid-up salmon-wheels in the Big Eddy Basin, I sheered over to the left bank in response to a jovial hail, and found myself shaking hands with Captain Stewart Winslow, in command of the Government dredge, Umatilla, and one of the most experienced skippers on the upper river. He said that he had been following the progress of my voyage by the papers with a good deal of interest, and had been on the lookout to hold me over for a yarn. As I was anxious to make the Dalles that night, so as to get away for an early start on the following morning, he readily agreed to join me for the run and dinner at the hotel.

I strolled leisurely down the Canal, stopping, as I mentioned, at Tumwater and Five-Mile, and at the latter I helped the lock-master lower Imshallah down a level. As I rowed past an odd “fleet” of idle salmon wheels in the Big Eddy Basin, I veered over to the left bank in response to a cheerful call, and found myself shaking hands with Captain Stewart Winslow, commanding the Government dredge, Umatilla, and one of the most seasoned skippers on the upper river. He mentioned that he had been following my journey in the papers with great interest and had been hoping to catch me for a chat. Since I was eager to reach the Dalles that night to set off early the next morning, he readily agreed to join me for the trip and dinner at the hotel.

While Captain Winslow was making a hurried shift of togs for the river, I had a brief but highly interesting visit with Captain and Mrs. Saunders. Captain Saunders, who is of the engineering branch of the army, has been in charge of the Celilo Canal for a number of years. Mrs. Saunders has a very large and valuable collection of Indian relics and curios, and at the moment of my arrival was following with great interest the progress of a State Highway cut immediately in front of her door, which was uncovering, evidently in an old graveyard, some stone[Pg 359] mortars of unusual size and considerable antiquity. When Captain Winslow was ready, we went down to the skiff, and pulled along to the first lock. With Captain Saunders and a single helper working the machinery, passing us down to the second lock and on out into the river was but the matter of a few minutes.

While Captain Winslow hurriedly changed into his clothes for the river, I had a short but very interesting visit with Captain and Mrs. Saunders. Captain Saunders, who works in the engineering branch of the army, has been in charge of the Celilo Canal for several years. Mrs. Saunders has a large and valuable collection of Indian artifacts and curiosities, and at the time of my arrival, she was closely watching the progress of a State Highway being cut right in front of her door, which was uncovering some unusually large and quite old stone mortars, evidently from an ancient graveyard. When Captain Winslow was ready, we headed down to the skiff and rowed to the first lock. With Captain Saunders and a single assistant operating the machinery, it took just a few minutes to get us down to the second lock and then out into the river.

Big Eddy must be rather a fearsome hole at high water, but below middle stage there is not enough power behind its slow-heaving swirls to make them troublesome. It was a great relief to have a competent river-man at the paddle again, and my rather over-craned neck was not the least beneficiary by the change. The narrows at Two-Mile were interesting rather for what they might be than what they were. Beyond a lively snaking about in the conflicting currents, it was an easy passage through to the smooth water of the broadening river below. One or two late salmon-wheels plashed eerily in the twilight as we ran past the black cliffs, but fishing for the season was practically over weeks before. We landed just above the steamer dock well before dark, beached the skiff, stowed my outfit in the warehouse, and reached the hotel in time to avoid an early evening shower. Captain Winslow had to dine early in order to catch his train back to Big Eddy, but we had a mighty good yarn withal.

Big Eddy must be a pretty intimidating spot when the water is high, but below the halfway mark, its slow-moving swirls don't have enough force to be a problem. It was such a relief to have a skilled river guide at the paddle again, and my stiff neck was definitely grateful for the change. The narrow section at Two-Mile was more interesting for what it could be than what it actually was. Aside from a bit of wiggling around in the conflicting currents, it was an easy pass through to the calm waters of the widening river below. A couple of late salmon wheels splashed eerily in the dusk as we glided past the dark cliffs, but fishing season had basically wrapped up weeks earlier. We pulled up just above the steamer dock well before dark, beached the skiff, stored my gear in the warehouse, and made it to the hotel in time to dodge an early evening rain. Captain Winslow had to eat early to catch his train back to Big Eddy, but we had a great chat regardless.


CHAPTER XIV

THE HOME STRETCH

The Dalles was the largest town I touched on the Columbia, and one of the most attractive. Long one of the largest wool-shipping centres of the United States, it has recently attained to considerable importance as a fruit market. It will not, however, enter into anything approaching the full enjoyment of its birthright until the incalculably enormous power possibilities of Celilo Falls and the Dalles have been developed. So far, as at every other point along the Columbia with the exception of a small plant at Priest Rapids, nothing has been done along this line. When it is, The Dalles will be in the way of becoming one of the most important industrial centres of the West.

The Dalles was the largest town I visited on the Columbia and one of the most appealing. Once one of the biggest wool-shipping centers in the United States, it has recently become a significant player in the fruit market. However, it won't fully realize its potential until the vast energy resources of Celilo Falls and the Dalles are developed. So far, like every other location along the Columbia except for a small plant at Priest Rapids, nothing has been done to advance this. Once it is, The Dalles is poised to become one of the key industrial centers in the West.

In the days of the voyageurs The Dalles was notorious for the unspeakably treacherous Indians who congregated there to intimidate and plunder all who passed that unavoidable portage. They were lying, thieving scoundrels for the most part, easily intimidated by a show of force and far less prone to stage a real fight than their more warlike brethren who disputed the passage at the Cascades. That this “plunderbund” tradition is one which the present-day Dalles is making a great point of living down, I had conclusive evidence of through an incident that arose in connection with my hotel bill. I had[Pg 361] found my room extremely comfortable and well appointed, so that the bill presented for it at my departure, far from striking me as unduly high, seemed extremely reasonable. I think I may even have said something to that effect; yet, two days later in Portland, I received a letter containing an express order for one dollar, and a note saying that this was the amount of an unintentional over-charge for my room. That was characteristic of the treatment I received from first to last in connection with my small financial transactions along the way. I never dreamed that there were still so many people in the world above profiteering at the expense of the passing tourist until I made my Columbia voyage.

In the days of the voyageurs, The Dalles was infamous for the dangerously treacherous Indians who gathered there to threaten and rob everyone who passed through that unavoidable portage. Most of them were deceitful, thieving scoundrels, easily intimidated by a show of force and much less likely to engage in a real fight compared to their more aggressive counterparts who contested the passage at the Cascades. The fact that this “plunderbund” tradition is one that modern-day Dalles is actively trying to overcome was evident to me through an incident related to my hotel bill. I found my room to be very comfortable and well appointed, so when the bill was presented at my departure, instead of seeming too high, it actually seemed very reasonable. I think I even mentioned something along those lines; however, two days later in Portland, I received a letter with a cash order for one dollar, along with a note stating that this was the amount of an accidental overcharge for my room. This was typical of the treatment I received from start to finish regarding my small financial dealings along the way. I never imagined there were still so many people in the world who profited at the expense of passing tourists until I took my Columbia trip.

I had intended, by making an early start from The Dalles, to endeavour to cover the forty odd miles to the head of the Cascades before dark of the same day. Two things conspired to defeat this ambitious plan: first, some unexpected mail which had to be answered, and, second, my equally unexpected booking of a passenger—a way passenger who had to be landed well short of the Cascades. Just as I was cleaning up the last of my letters, the hotel clerk introduced me to the “Society Editor” of The Dalles Chronicle, who wanted an interview. I told her that I was already two hours behind schedule, but that if she cared to ride the running road with me for a while, she could have the interview, with lunch thrown in, on the river. She accepted with alacrity, but begged for half an hour to clean up her desk at the Chronicle office and change to out-door togs. Well within that limit, she was back again at the hotel, flushed, pant-[Pg 362]ing and pant-ed, and announced that she was ready. Picking up a few odds and ends of food at the nearest grocery, we went down to the dock, where I launched and loaded up Imshallah in time to push off at ten o’clock. I had, of course, given up all idea of making the Cascades that day, and reckoned that Hood River, about twenty-five miles, would be a comfortable and convenient halting place for the night. And so it would have been....

I had planned to leave The Dalles early to try to cover the forty-some miles to the head of the Cascades before dark that same day. Two things worked against this ambitious plan: first, some unexpected mail that needed to be answered, and second, my equally unexpected booking of a passenger—a traveler who needed to get off well before the Cascades. Just as I was finishing up the last of my letters, the hotel clerk introduced me to the “Society Editor” of The Dalles Chronicle, who wanted an interview. I told her I was already two hours behind schedule but that if she wanted to ride along with me for a bit, we could do the interview and have lunch by the river. She eagerly agreed but asked for half an hour to tidy up her desk at the Chronicle office and change into something more suitable for being outdoors. Well within that time, she returned to the hotel, looking flushed and out of breath, and announced that she was ready. After picking up a few snacks at the nearest grocery store, we went down to the dock, where I launched and loaded up Imshallah just in time to push off at ten o'clock. I had, of course, given up on the idea of reaching the Cascades that day and figured that Hood River, about twenty-five miles away, would be a comfortable and convenient place to stop for the night. And so it would have been....

Palisade Rock, Lower Columbia River

Multnomah Falls Columbia River Highway, near Portland

I don’t remember whether or not we ever got very far with the “interview,” but I do recall that Miss S—— talked very interestingly of Johan Bojer and his work, and that she was in the midst of a keenly analytical review of “The Great Hunger” when a sudden darkening of what up to then had been only a slightly overcast sky reminded me that I had been extremely remiss in the matter of keeping an eye on the weather. Indeed, up to that moment the menace of storms on the river had been of such small moment as compared to that of rapids that I had come to rate it as no more than negligible. Now, however, heading into the heart of the Cascades, I was approaching a series of gorges long notorious among river voyageurs as a veritable “wind factory”—a “storm-breeder” of the worst description. After all that I had read of the way in which the early pioneers had been held up for weeks by head winds between the Dalles and the Cascades, there was no excuse for my failure to keep a weather eye lifting at so treacherous a point. The only alibi I can think of is Adam’s: “The woman did it.” Nor is there any ungallantry in that plea. Quite the contrary, in fact; for I am [Pg 363]quite ready to confess that I should probably fail to watch the clouds again under similar circumstances.

I don’t remember if we ever really got far with the “interview,” but I do recall that Miss S—— spoke fascinatingly about Johan Bojer and his work, and she was in the middle of a sharp analysis of “The Great Hunger” when a sudden darkening of what had been only a slightly overcast sky reminded me that I had been really careless about monitoring the weather. Up to that point, the threat of storms on the river seemed minor compared to the danger of rapids, so I had come to see it as barely worth considering. However, now, heading into the heart of the Cascades, I was approaching a series of gorges widely known among river voyageurs as a true “wind factory”—a “storm-breeder” of the worst kind. After everything I had read about how the early pioneers were delayed for weeks by headwinds between the Dalles and the Cascades, I had no excuse for not keeping an eye on the weather at such a treacherous point. The only alibi I can think of is Adam’s: “The woman did it.” And there’s no disrespect in that claim. Quite the opposite, actually; because I’m[Pg 363]ready to admit that I would probably forget to watch the clouds again under similar circumstances.

There were a few stray mavericks of sunshine shafts trying to struggle down to the inky pit of the river as I turned to give the weather a once-over, but they were quenched by the sinister cloud-pall even as I looked. The whole gorge of the river-riven Cascades was heaped full of wallowing nimbus which, driven by a fierce wind, was rolling up over the water like an advancing smoke-barrage. The forefront of the wind was marked by a wild welter of foam-white water, while a half mile behind a streaming curtain of gray-black indicated the position of the advancing wall of the rain. It would have been a vile-looking squall even in the open sea; here the sinister threat of it was considerably accentuated by the towering cliffs and the imminent outcrops of black rock studding the surface of the river. I had no serious doubt that Imshallah, after all the experience she had had in rough water, would find any great difficulty in riding out the blow where she was, but since it hardly seemed hospitable to subject my lady guest to any more of a wetting than could be avoided, I turned and headed for the lee shore. Miss S—— was only about half muffled in the rubber saddle poncho and the light “shed” tent I tossed to her before resuming my oars when the wall of the wind—hard and solid as the side of a flying barn—struck us full on the starboard beam. It was rather careless of me, not heading up to meet that squall before it struck; but the fact was that I simply couldn’t take seriously anything that it seemed possible could happen on such a deep, quiet stretch of[Pg 364] river. The consequence of taking that buffet on the beam was quite a merry bit of a mix-up. The shower-bath of blown spray and the dipping under of the lee rail were rather the least of my troubles. What did have me guessing for a minute, though, was the result of the fact that that confounded fifty-miles-an-hour zephyr got under the corners of the tent and, billowing it monstrously, carried about half of it overboard; also a somewhat lesser amount of Miss S——, who was just wrapping herself in it. I had to drop my oars to effect adequate salvage operations, and so leave the skiff with her port gunwale pretty nearly hove under. As soon as I got around to swing her head up into the teeth of the wind things eased off a bit.

A few stray beams of sunshine were trying to push down into the dark depths of the river as I glanced over the weather, but they were quickly snuffed out by the foreboding clouds as I watched. The entire gorge of the river-riven Cascades was filled with thick, woolly clouds that, driven by a strong wind, rolled over the water like an advancing wall of smoke. The leading edge of the wind was marked by a chaotic spray of white foam, while half a mile back, a streaming curtain of gray-black signaled the approach of the rain. It would have looked grim even on the open sea; here, the ominous threat was heightened by the towering cliffs and sharp outcrops of black rock that dotted the river. I was pretty sure that Imshallah, with all her experience in rough waters, wouldn’t struggle too much in the storm where she was, but since it didn’t seem fair to expose my lady guest to any more rain than necessary, I turned and headed for the sheltered shore. Miss S—— was only half bundled up in the rubber saddle poncho and the light “shed” tent I tossed to her before I started rowing again when the wall of wind—hard and solid like the side of a flying barn—hit us squarely on the starboard side. It was a bit careless of me not to face that squall before it hit; the truth is, I just couldn’t take seriously anything that seemed likely to happen on such a deep, calm stretch of [Pg 364] river. The result of being hit like that was quite a comical mess. The shower of blown spray and the dipping of the lee rail were the least of my problems. What did puzzle me for a moment, though, was that blasted fifty-miles-an-hour gust which got under the corners of the tent and, puffing it up like a balloon, sent about half of it overboard; and also a fair amount of Miss S——, who was just wrapping herself in it. I had to drop my oars to rescue the situation, which left the skiff with her port gunwale almost submerged. As soon as I managed to turn her head into the wind, things got a bit easier.

The river was about a mile wide at this point—ten miles below The Dalles and about opposite the station of Rowena—and, save for occasional outcroppings of black bedrock, fairly deep. The north shore was rocky all the way along, but that to the south (which was also the more protected on account of a jutting point ahead) was a broad sandy beach. That beach seemed to offer a comparatively good landing, and, as it extended up-stream for half a mile, it appeared that I ought to have no great difficulty in fetching it. The first intimation I had that this might not be as easy as I had reckoned came when, in spite of the fact that I was pulling down-stream in a three or four-mile current, the wind backed the skiff up-stream past a long rock island at a rate of five or six miles an hour. That was one of the queerest sensations I experienced on the whole voyage—having to avoid[Pg 365] bumping the lower end of a rock the while I could see the riffle where a strong current was flowing around the upper end.

The river was about a mile wide at this point—ten miles below The Dalles and directly across from the Rowena station—and, except for occasional patches of black bedrock, it was pretty deep. The north shore was rocky all the way along, but the south side (which was also more sheltered due to a jutted point ahead) featured a wide sandy beach. That beach seemed to provide a decent spot for landing, and since it stretched upstream for half a mile, it looked like I wouldn't have much trouble reaching it. The first sign I got that this might not be as easy as I thought came when, even though I was pulling downstream in a three or four-mile current, the wind pushed the skiff upstream past a long rock island at a speed of five or six miles an hour. That was one of the strangest sensations I felt on the whole trip—having to dodge hitting the lower end of a rock while I could see the riffle where a strong current was flowing around the upper end.

I settled down to pulling in good earnest after that rather startling revelation, trying to hold the head of the skiff just enough to the left of the eye of the wind to give her a good shoot across the current. Luckily, I had been pretty well over toward the south bank when the wind struck. There was only about a quarter of a mile to go, but I was blown back just about the whole length of that half mile of sandy beach in making it. The last hundred yards I was rowing “all out,” and it was touch-and-go as to whether the skiff was going to nose into soft sand or the lower end of a long stretch of half-submerged rocks. I was a good deal relieved when it proved to be the beach—by about twenty feet. We would have made some kind of a landing on the rocks without doubt, but hardly without giving the bottom of the boat an awful banging.

I settled in to pull in good earnest after that pretty surprising revelation, trying to keep the bow of the skiff angled just enough to the left of the wind to glide across the current. Thankfully, I had been close to the south bank when the wind hit. There was only about a quarter of a mile to go, but I got pushed back almost the entire length of that half mile of sandy beach while trying to make it. For the last hundred yards, I was rowing with all my might, and it was a close call whether the skiff was going to hit soft sand or the lower end of a long stretch of partially submerged rocks. I felt a huge sigh of relief when we landed on the beach—by about twenty feet. We definitely would have ended up on the rocks otherwise, but it would have almost certainly caused some serious damage to the bottom of the boat.

The sand proved unexpectedly soft when I jumped out upon it, but I struck firm bottom before I had sunk more than an inch or two above my boot tops and managed to drag the skiff up far enough to escape the heaviest of the wash of the waves. It was rather a sodden bundle of wet canvas that I carried out and deposited under a pine tree beyond high-water mark, but the core of it displayed considerable life after it had been extracted and set up to dry before the fire of pitchy cones that I finally succeeded in teasing into a blaze. To show Miss S—— that the storm hadn’t affected my equanimity, I asked her[Pg 366] to go on with her review of “The Great Hunger;” but she replied her own was more insistent, and reminded me that I hadn’t served lunch yet. Well, rain-soaked biscuit and milk chocolate are rather difficult to take without a spoon; but a pound of California seedless raisins, if munched slowly, go quite a way with two people.

The sand turned out to be surprisingly soft when I jumped onto it, but I hit solid ground before I sank more than an inch or two above my boots and managed to drag the skiff up far enough to avoid the worst of the waves. It was quite a soggy bundle of wet canvas that I carried out and placed under a pine tree beyond the high-water mark, but it showed a lot of life once I got it out and set it up to dry in front of the fire I finally managed to start with pitchy cones. To show Miss S—— that the storm hadn’t shaken my composure, I asked her to continue her review of “The Great Hunger;” but she said her own concerns were more pressing and reminded me that I hadn’t served lunch yet. Well, rain-soaked biscuits and milk chocolate are pretty hard to manage without a spoon; but a pound of California seedless raisins, if eaten slowly, can go quite a long way for two people.

The worst of the squall was over in half an hour, and, anxious to make hay while the sun shone, I pushed off again in an endeavor to get on as far as I could before the next broadside opened up. Miss S—— and I landed at the Rowena Ferry, to catch the afternoon train back to The Dalles. She was a good ship-mate, and I greatly regret she had the bad luck to be my passenger on the only day I encountered a really hard blow in all of my voyage.

The worst of the storm passed in about half an hour, and eager to take advantage of the clear weather, I set off again in an attempt to make as much progress as possible before the next wave hit. Miss S—— and I arrived at the Rowena Ferry to catch the afternoon train back to The Dalles. She was a great travel companion, and I really regret that she had the misfortune of being my passenger on the only day I faced a truly rough storm during my entire trip.

There was another threatening turret of black cloud beginning to train its guns as I pulled out into the stream beyond Rowena, and it opened with all the big stuff it had before I had gone a mile. While it lasted, the bombardment was as fierce as the first one. Fortunately, its ammunition ran out sooner. I kept the middle of the current this time, pulling as hard as I could against the wind. I got a thorough raking, fore-and-aft, for my temerity, but, except at the height of the wind, I managed to avoid the ignominy of being forced back against the stream.

There was another menacing dark cloud starting to gather as I ventured out into the water beyond Rowena, and it unleashed all its heavy artillery before I had traveled a mile. While it lasted, the onslaught was as intense as the first one. Luckily, it ran out of steam sooner. This time, I stayed in the center of the current, straining as hard as I could against the wind. I got a thorough drenching, front and back, for my boldness, but, except at the peak of the wind, I managed to avoid the shame of being pushed back upstream.

The third squall, which opened up about three-thirty, was a better organized assault, and gave me a pretty splashy session of it. When that blow got the range of me I was just pulling along to the left of a desolate tongue of black basalt called Memaloose[Pg 367] Island. For many centuries this rocky isle was used by the Klickatats as a burial place, which fact induced a certain Indian-loving pioneer of The Dalles, Victor Trevett by name, to order his own grave dug there. A tall marble shaft near the lower end of the island marks the spot. Now I have no objection to marble shafts in general, nor even to this one in particular—as a shaft. I just got tired of seeing it, that was all. If any skipper on the Columbia ever passed Vic Trevett’s monument as many times in a year as I did in an hour, I should like to know what run he was on.

The third squall, which hit around three-thirty, was a much better organized attack and gave me quite an intense experience. When that gust caught up with me, I was just navigating to the left of a barren stretch of black basalt known as Memaloose[Pg 367] Island. For many centuries, this rocky island served as a burial site for the Klickatats, which led a certain Indian-loving pioneer from The Dalles, named Victor Trevett, to have his own grave dug there. A tall marble monument near the lower end of the island marks the spot. Now, I have nothing against marble monuments in general, or even against this one specifically—as a monument. I just got tired of seeing it, that was all. If any skipper on the Columbia ever passed Vic Trevett’s monument as many times in a year as I did in an hour, I’d like to know what route he was taking.

Swathed in oilskins, my potential speed was cut down both by the resistance my augmented bulk offered to the wind and the increased difficulty of pulling with so much on. Down past the monument I would go in the lulls, and up past the monument I would go before the gusts. There, relentless as the Flying Dutchman, that white shaft hung for the best part of an hour. I only hope what I said to the wind didn’t disturb old Vic Trevett’s sleep. Finally, a quarter of an hour’s easing of the blow let me double the next point; and then it turned loose with all its guns again. Quite gone in the back and legs, I gave up the unequal fight and started to shoot off quartering toward the shore. Glancing over my shoulder in an endeavour to get some kind of an idea of where, and against what, I might count on striking, an astounding sight met my eyes, a picture so weird and infernal that I had to pause (mentally) and assure myself that those raisins I had for lunch had not been “processed.”

Wrapped in oilskins, my speed was limited both by the resistance my bulk created against the wind and the added challenge of pulling so much weight. During the calmer moments, I would move down past the monument, and as the wind picked up, I would go back up past it. That relentless white shaft stayed in place like the Flying Dutchman for almost an hour. I just hoped that what I said to the wind didn’t wake old Vic Trevett. Finally, after a brief break in the wind, I managed to round the next point, but then it unleashed its full force on me again. Completely worn out in my back and legs, I gave up the unequal battle and started to head off diagonally toward the shore. Looking over my shoulder to get an idea of where I might end up, I was met with an astonishing sight, a scene so bizarre and nightmarish that I had to pause momentarily and convince myself that those raisins I had for lunch hadn't been “processed.”

[Pg 368]Of all the sinister landscapes I ever saw—including the lava fields of a good many volcanoes and a number of the world’s most repulsive “bad lands”—that which opened up to me as I tried to head in beyond that hard-striven-for point stands alone in my memory for sheer awesomeness. The early winter twilight had already begun to settle upon the gloomy gorge, the duskiness greatly accentuating the all-pervading murk cast upon the river by the pall of the sooty clouds. All round loomed walls of black basalt, reflecting darkly in water whose green had been completely quenched by the brooding purple shadows. The very pines on the cliffs merged in the solid opacity behind their scraggly forms, and even the fringe of willows above high-water-mark looped round the crescent of beach below like a fragment of mourning band. And that stretch of silver sand—the one thing in the whole infernal landscape whose whiteness the gloom alone could not drown: how shall I describe the jolt it gave me when I discovered that six or seven black devils were engaged in systematically spraying it with an inky liquid that left it as dark and dead to the eye as a Stygian strand of anthracite? It was a lucky thing those raisins had not been “processed;” else I might not have remembered readily what I had heard of the way the “South-Bank” railway had been keeping the sand from drifting over its tracks by spraying with crude oil the bars uncovered at low water.

[Pg 368]Out of all the creepy landscapes I've ever seen—including the lava fields of several volcanoes and a bunch of the world's ugliest badlands—the one that opened up in front of me as I pushed to get beyond that hard-won point stands out in my memory for sheer amazingness. The early winter twilight had started to settle over the gloomy gorge, with the dim light emphasizing the dark murk that hung over the river from the blanket of sooty clouds. All around stood walls of black basalt, reflecting darkly in the water, which had completely lost its green hue to the heavy purple shadows. Even the pines on the cliffs blended into the solid darkness behind their scraggly shapes, and the row of willows above the high-water mark curled around the crescent of beach below like a piece of mourning ribbon. And that stretch of silver sand—the one thing in the whole hellish landscape that the gloom couldn't completely drown out: how can I express the shock I felt when I found out that six or seven black figures were busy spraying it with a dark liquid that made it look as bleak and lifeless as a Stygian strand of anthracite? It was a good thing those raisins had not been “processed;” otherwise, I might not have easily recalled what I had heard about how the “South-Bank” railway was preventing the sand from blowing over its tracks by spraying the bars exposed at low tide with crude oil.

With that infernal mystery cleared up, my mind was free to note and take advantage of a rather remarkable incidental phenomenon. The effect of oil[Pg 369] on troubled waters was no new thing to me, for on a number of occasions I had helped to rig a bag of kerosene-soaked oakum over the bows of a schooner hove-to in a gale; but to find a stretch of water already oiled for me at just the time and place I was in the sorest need of it—well, I couldn’t see where those manna-fed Children of Israel wandering in the desert found their advance arrangements looked to any better than that. The savage wind-whipped white-caps that were buffeting me in mid-stream dissolved into foam-streaked ripples the moment they impinged upon the broadening oil-sleeked belt where the petroleum had seeped riverward from the sprayed beach. A solid jetty of stone could not have broken the rollers more effectually. On one side was a wild wallow of tossing water; on the other—as far as the surface of the river was concerned—an almost complete calm.

With that hellish mystery cleared up, my mind was free to notice and take advantage of a pretty remarkable incidental phenomenon. The effect of oil[Pg 369] on choppy waters wasn’t new to me; I’d helped set up a bag of kerosene-soaked oakum over the bow of a schooner hove-to in a storm on several occasions. But to find a stretch of water already oiled for me at just the right time and place when I needed it the most—I couldn't see how those manna-fed Children of Israel wandering in the desert had it any better than that. The fierce, wind-whipped whitecaps that were battering me in mid-stream turned into foam-streaked ripples the moment they hit the wide, oil-slicked strip where the petroleum had trickled down from the sprayed beach. A solid stone jetty couldn't have broken the waves more effectively. On one side was a chaotic mess of churning water; on the other—at least as far as the river's surface was concerned—an almost complete calm.

It was a horrible indignity to heap upon Imshallah (and, after the way she had displayed her resentment following her garbage shower under the Wenatchee bridge, I knew that spirited lady would make me pay dear for it if ever she had the chance); still—dead beat as I was—there was nothing else to do but to head into that oleaginous belt of calm and make the best of it. The wind still took a deal of bucking, but with the banging of the waves at an end my progress was greatly accelerated. Hailing the black devils on the bank, I asked where the nearest village was concealed, to learn that Moosier was a couple of miles below, but well back from the river. They rather doubted that I could find my way to the town across[Pg 370] the mudflats, but thought it might be worth trying in preference to pushing on in the dark to Hood River.

It was a terrible insult to throw at Imshallah (and, after the way she showed her anger after that garbage shower under the Wenatchee bridge, I knew that feisty lady would make me pay for it if she ever got the chance); still—exhausted as I was—there was nothing else to do but head into that greasy calm and make the best of it. The wind was still tough to handle, but with the waves no longer crashing, my progress was much faster. I called out to the guys on the bank and asked where the nearest village was, learning that Moosier was a couple of miles downriver, but well away from the water. They were skeptical that I could find my way through the mudflats, but they thought it might be worth a shot instead of pushing on in the dark to Hood River.

Those imps of darkness were right about the difficulty of reaching Moosier after nightfall. A small river coming in at that point seemed to have deposited a huge bar of quicksand all along the left bank, and I would never have been able to make a landing at all had not a belated duck-hunter given me a hand. After tying up to an oar, he very courteously undertook to pilot me to the town through the half-overflowed willow and alder flats. As a consequence of taking the lead, it was the native rather than the visitor who went off the caving path into the waist-deep little river. Coming out of the woods, a hundred-yards of slushing across a flooded potato-patch brought us to the railway embankment, and from there it was comparatively good going to the hotel. Luckily, the latter had a new porcelain tub and running hot water, luxuries one cannot always be sure of in the smaller Columbia River towns.

Those little troublemakers of the night were right about how hard it was to get to Moosier after dark. A small river at that spot had left a big patch of quicksand along the left bank, and I wouldn't have been able to land at all if a late duck-hunter hadn’t helped me out. He tied my boat to an oar and kindly led me to the town through the half-flooded willow and alder areas. Because he was leading, it was the local who ended up stepping off the eroding path and into the waist-deep river. After coming out of the woods, we trudged across a flooded potato field for a hundred yards until we reached the railway embankment, and from there it was relatively easy to get to the hotel. Fortunately, the hotel had a new porcelain bathtub and hot running water—luxuries you can't always count on in the smaller towns along the Columbia River.

CITY OF PORTLAND WITH MT. HOOD IN THE BACKGROUND

It was just at the close of the local apple season, and I found the hotel brimming over with departing packers. Most of the latter were girls from Southern California orange-packing houses, imported for the season. Several of them came from Anaheim, and assured me that they had packed Valencias from a small grove of mine in that district. They were a good deal puzzled to account for the fact that a man with a Valencia grove should be “hobo-ing” round the country like I was, and seemed hardly to take me seriously when I assured them it was only a matter of a year or two before all farmers would be hobos. [Pg 371]It’s funny how apple-packing seems to bring out all the innate snobbery in a lady engaging in that lucrative calling; they didn’t seem to think tramping was quite respectable. I slept on the parlour couch until three in the morning, when I “inherited” the room occupied by a couple of packettes departing by the Portland train. As they seem to have been addicted to “attar of edelweiss,” or something of the kind, and there hadn’t been time for fumigation, I rather regretted making the shift.

It was just the end of the local apple season, and I found the hotel full of packers getting ready to leave. Most of them were girls from Southern California orange-packing houses, brought in for the season. Several were from Anaheim and told me they had packed Valencias from a small grove of mine in that area. They were really confused about why a guy with a Valencia grove would be "hobo-ing" around the country like I was, and they barely took me seriously when I told them it wouldn’t be long before all farmers would be hobos. [Pg 371] It’s funny how apple-packing seems to bring out all the underlying snobbery in a woman doing that profitable work; they didn’t seem to think tramping was very respectable. I slept on the couch in the parlor until three in the morning, when I “inherited” the room of a couple of packers leaving on the Portland train. Since they seemed to have been into “attar of edelweiss,” or something like that, and there hadn’t been time to air it out, I kind of regretted making the switch.


BRIDGE ON COLUMBIA HIGHWAY NEAR PORTLAND, OREGON

When I had splashed back to the river in the morning, I found that Imshallah anxious to hide the shame of that oil-bath, had spent the night trying to bury herself in the quicksand. Dumping her was out of the question, and I sank mid-thigh deep two or three times myself before I could persuade the sulking minx even to take the water. I knew she would take the first chance that offered to rid herself of the filth, just as she had before; but, with no swift water above the Cascades, there seemed small likelihood of her getting out-of-hand. Knowing that she was quite equal to making a bolt over the top of that terrible cataract if she hadn’t managed to effect some sort of purification before reaching there, I made an honest attempt at conciliation by landing at the first solid beach I came to and giving her oily sides a good swabbing down with a piece of carpet. That seemed to mollify the temperamental lady a good deal, but just the same I knew her too well to take any chances.

When I splashed back to the river in the morning, I found that Imshallah, eager to hide the shame of that oil bath, had spent the night trying to bury herself in the quicksand. Getting rid of her was not an option, and I sank mid-thigh deep two or three times myself before I could convince the sulking minx to even enter the water. I knew she would take the first chance to free herself of the grime, just like she had before; but with no fast water above the Cascades, it seemed unlikely she would get out of control. Knowing she was more than capable of making a dash over the edge of that terrible waterfall if she hadn't found some way to clean herself up before then, I made a real effort to make amends by stopping at the first solid shore I found and giving her greasy sides a thorough wipe-down with a piece of carpet. That seemed to soothe the temperamental lady quite a bit, but still, I knew her well enough not to take any chances.

Of all the great rivers in the world, there are only two that have had the audacity to gouge a course straight through a major range of mountains. These[Pg 372] are the Brahmaputra, which clove a way through the Himalaya in reaching the Bay of Bengal from Tibet, and the Columbia, which tore the Cascades asunder in making its way to the Pacific. But the slow process of the ages by which the great Asian river won its way to the sea broke its heart and left it a lifeless thing. It emerges from the mountains with barely strength enough to crawl across the most dismal of deltas to lose its identity in the brackish estuaries at its many insignificant mouths. The swift stroke by which the Cascades were parted for the Columbia left “The Achilles of Rivers” unimpaired in vigour. It rolls out of the mountains with a force which endless æons have not weakened to a point where it was incapable of carrying the silt torn down by its erosive actions far out into the sea. It is the one great river that does not run for scores, perhaps hundreds, of miles through a flat, monotonous delta; the one great stream that meets the ocean strength for strength. The Nile, the Niger, the Amazon, the Yangtse, the Mississippi—all of the other great rivers—find their way to the sea through miasmic swamps; only the Columbia finishes in a setting worthy of that in which it takes its rise. Nay, more than that. Superlative to the last degree as is the scenery along the Columbia, from its highest glacial sources in the Rockies and Selkirks right down to the Cascades, there is not a gorge, a vista, a panorama, a cascade of which I cannot truthfully say: “That reminds me of something I have seen before.” The list would include the names of most of the scenic wonders that the world has come to know as the ultimate expression[Pg 373] of the grand and the sublime; but in time my record of comparisons would be complete. But for the distinctive grandeur of that fifty miles of cliff-walled gorge where the Columbia rolls through its Titan-torn rift in the Cascades, I fail completely to find a comparison. It is unique; without a near-rival of its kind.

Of all the great rivers in the world, only two have had the boldness to carve a path straight through a major mountain range. These[Pg 372] are the Brahmaputra, which cut its way through the Himalayas to reach the Bay of Bengal from Tibet, and the Columbia, which split the Cascades apart as it flows to the Pacific. However, the gradual process through which the great Asian river made its way to the sea ultimately drained its spirit, leaving it a lifeless entity. It emerges from the mountains with barely enough strength to crawl across the bleakest delta, losing its identity in the murky estuaries at its many insignificant mouths. The powerful force that split the Cascades for the Columbia left “The Achilles of Rivers” fully intact and vigorous. It emerges from the mountains with a strength that countless ages have not diminished, capable of carrying the silt eroded from its banks far out into the sea. It is the one major river that does not flow for miles, maybe even hundreds of miles, through a flat, dull delta; it's the one great stream that meets the ocean with equal strength. The Nile, the Niger, the Amazon, the Yangtze, the Mississippi—all the other great rivers—reach the sea through swampy marshes; only the Columbia ends in a place worthy of its majestic origins. Moreover, as breathtaking as the scenery along the Columbia is, from its highest glacial sources in the Rockies and Selkirks down to the Cascades, there isn’t a gorge, a view, a panorama, or a waterfall that I can't honestly say: “That reminds me of something I’ve seen before.” The list would include most of the scenic wonders the world has come to know as the pinnacle of beauty and grandeur; however, eventually, my comparisons would run out. But when it comes to the distinct magnificence of that fifty miles of cliff-walled gorge where the Columbia flows through its majestic rift in the Cascades, I find no comparison at all. It is unique; without a close rival.

Because so many attempts—all of them more or less futile—have been made to describe the Cascade Gorge of the Columbia, I shall not rush in here with word pictures where even railway pamphleteers have failed. The fact that several of the points I attained in the high Selkirks are scarcely more than explored, and that many stretches I traversed of the upper river are very rarely visited, must be the excuse for such essays at descriptions as I have now and then been tempted into in the foregoing chapters. That excuse is not valid in connection with the Cascade Gorge, and, frankly, I am mighty glad of the chance to side-step the job. I must beg leave, however, to make brief record of an interesting “scenic coincidence” that was impressed on my mind the afternoon that I pulled through the great chasm of the Cascades.

Because so many attempts—all more or less pointless—have been made to describe the Cascade Gorge of the Columbia, I won’t jump in with descriptions where even railway brochures have failed. The fact that several of the peaks I reached in the high Selkirks are barely explored, and that many areas I traveled along the upper river are rarely visited, gives me some reason for the descriptions I’ve occasionally felt pulled into in the previous chapters. That justification doesn’t hold for the Cascade Gorge, and honestly, I’m pretty glad to avoid that task. However, I do want to briefly note an interesting “scenic coincidence” that stuck with me the afternoon I passed through the great chasm of the Cascades.

It was a day of sunshine and showers, with the clouds now revealing, now concealing the towering mountain walls on either hand. The almost continuous rains of the last four days had greatly augmented the flow of the streams, and there was one time, along toward evening, that I counted seven distinct waterfalls tumbling over a stretch of tapestried cliff on the Oregon side not over two miles in length. And while these shimmering ribbons of fluttering satin were still[Pg 374] within eye-scope, a sudden shifting of the clouds uncovered in quick succession three wonderful old volcanic cones—Hood, to the south, Adams, to the north, and a peak which I think must have been St. Helens to the west. Instantly the lines of Tennyson’s Lotos Eaters came to my mind.

It was a day of sun and rain, with the clouds sometimes showing and sometimes hiding the towering mountain walls on either side. The almost constant rain from the last four days had significantly increased the flow of the streams, and at one point in the evening, I counted seven distinct waterfalls cascading over a stretch of patterned cliff on the Oregon side that was no more than two miles long. While these shimmering ribbons of flowing water were still within sight, a sudden shift in the clouds quickly revealed three amazing old volcanic cones—Hood to the south, Adams to the north, and a peak that I think must have been St. Helens to the west. Immediately, the lines from Tennyson’s Lotos Eaters came to my mind.

“A land of streams! some, like a flowing smoke, Slowly falling layers of the thinnest fabric, did go; And some passed through flickering lights and shadows, Rolling a sleepy sheet of foam underneath. They saw the shining river flow toward the sea. From the interior: in the distance, three mountain peaks, Three silent peaks of old snow, Stood bathed in the warm colors of sunset, and covered in refreshing drops of dew, "Climbed up the dark pine tree above the tangled grove."

Tennyson, of course, was writing of some tropic land thirty or forty degrees south of Oregon, for in the next verse he speaks of palms and brings the “mild-eyed melancholy Lotos-eaters” swimming about the keel; and yet there is his description, perfect to the last, least word, of what any one may see in a not-too-cloudy day from the right point on the lower Columbia.

Tennyson, of course, was writing about some tropical land thirty or forty degrees south of Oregon, because in the next line he mentions palms and describes the “mild-eyed melancholy Lotos-eaters” swimming around the boat; and yet, his description is flawless down to the last detail of what anyone can see on a clear day from the right spot on the lower Columbia.

The Hood and the White Salmon flow into the Columbia almost opposite each other, the former from Mount Hood, to the south, and the latter from Mount Adams, to the north. White Salmon, perched on the mountains of the Washington side, is, so far as I can recall, the “Swiss-iest” looking village in America. At close range it would doubtless lose much of its picturesqueness, but from the river it is a perfect bit[Pg 375] of the Tyrol or the Bernese-Oberland. The Hood River Valley is one of the very richest in all the West, running neck-and-neck with Yakima and Wenatchee for the Blue Ribbon honours of Northwestern apple production. It is also becoming a dairying centre of considerable importance. I was genuinely sorry that my “through” schedule made it impossible to visit a valley of which I had heard so much and so favourably.

The Hood and the White Salmon rivers flow into the Columbia almost directly across from each other, with the Hood coming from Mount Hood to the south and the White Salmon from Mount Adams to the north. White Salmon, situated on the mountains of the Washington side, is, if I remember correctly, the most “Swiss-like” village in America. Up close, it might lose some of its charm, but from the river, it looks like a perfect slice of the Tyrol or the Bernese-Oberland. The Hood River Valley is one of the richest in the entire West, competing closely with Yakima and Wenatchee for top honors in Northwestern apple production. It's also becoming an important dairy center. I truly regretted that my travel schedule didn’t allow me to visit a valley I had heard so much good about. [Pg 375]

Nearing the Cascades, I headed over close to the Oregon bank for a glimpse of the famous “sunken forest.” This is one of the strangest sights on the lower river. For a considerable distance I pulled along the stumps of what had once been large forest trees, the stubby boles showing plainly through the clear water to a very considerable depth. There is some division of opinion as to whether these trees were submerged following the damming up of the river by the slide which formed the Cascades, or whether they have slid in from the mountainside at a later date. As there is still enough of a riverward earth-movement to necessitate a realignment of the rails on the south bank of the Cascades, it is probable that the latter is the correct theory. The self-preservative character of Oregon pine is proverbial, but it hardly seems reasonable to believe that it would last through the very considerable geologic epoch that must have elapsed since the Cascades were formed.

Nearing the Cascades, I made my way closer to the Oregon bank for a look at the famous “sunken forest.” This is one of the oddest sights on the lower river. For quite a distance, I glided past the stumps of what used to be large forest trees, the short trunks visible clearly through the clear water to a significant depth. There’s some debate about whether these trees were submerged after the river was dammed by the slide that created the Cascades, or if they slid in from the mountainside later on. Since there’s still enough movement in the earth toward the river that requires realigning the rails on the south bank of the Cascades, it’s likely that the latter theory is correct. The self-preserving nature of Oregon pine is well-known, but it hardly seems believable that it would withstand the significant geologic time that must have passed since the Cascades were formed.

Hugging the Oregon shore closely, I pulled down toward the head of the Cascades canal. The water continued almost lake-like in its slackness even after the heavy rumble of the fall began to beat upon the[Pg 376] air. I was taking no chances of a last-minute bolt from the still restive Imshallah, however, and skirted the sandy bank so closely that twice I found myself mixed up in the remains of the past season’s salmon-traps. Passing a big sawmill, I entered the canal and kept rowing until I came plump up against the lofty red gates. An astonishingly pretty girl who peered down from above said she didn’t know what a lock-master was (being only a passenger waiting for the steamer herself), but thought a man hammering on the other side of the gate looked like he might be something of that kind. She was right. The lock-master said he would gladly put me through, but would be greatly obliged if I would wait until he locked down the steamer, as he was pretty busy at the moment. That would give me half an hour to go down and size up the tail of the Cascades, which I would have to run immediately on coming out at the foot of the lock.

Hugging the Oregon shore closely, I headed down toward the head of the Cascades canal. The water felt almost lake-like in its stillness, even after the heavy rumble of the fall started to resonate in the air. I wasn’t taking any chances with the still restless Imshallah, so I stayed close to the sandy bank, where I got tangled up in the remnants of the last season’s salmon traps twice. Passing a large sawmill, I entered the canal and kept rowing until I reached the tall red gates. An astonishingly pretty girl peered down from above and said she didn’t know what a lock-master was (since she was just a passenger waiting for the steamer), but thought a man hammering on the other side of the gate looked like he might be one. She was right. The lock-master said he would gladly let me through but would appreciate it if I could wait until he locked down the steamer, as he was pretty busy at the moment. That would give me half an hour to check out the tail of the Cascades, which I would need to navigate right after coming out at the bottom of the lock.

There is a fall of twenty-five feet at the Cascades, most of it in the short, sharp pitch at the head. It is this latter stretch that is avoided by the canal and locks, the total length of which is about half a mile. The two lock chambers are identical in dimensions, each being ninety feet by four hundred and sixty-five in the clear. They were opened to navigation in 1896, and were much used during the early years of the present century. With the extension of the railways, (especially with the building of the “North-bank” line), and the improvement of the roads, with the incidental increase of truck-freighting, it became more and more difficult for the steamers to operate[Pg 377] profitably even on the lower river. One after another they had been taken off their runs, until the J. N. Teal, for which I was now waiting, was the last steamer operating in a regular service on the Columbia above Portland.

There’s a twenty-five-foot drop at the Cascades, mostly concentrated in the steep section at the top. This part is bypassed by the canal and locks, which together stretch about half a mile. The two lock chambers are the same size, each measuring ninety feet by four hundred and sixty-five feet clear. They were opened for navigation in 1896 and were widely used in the early years of this century. However, with the expansion of the railways, particularly with the construction of the “North-bank” line, and the improvement of the roads, alongside the rise in truck freighting, it became increasingly hard for the steamers to operate profitably, even on the lower river. One by one, they were taken off their routes, until the J. N. Teal, which I was waiting for now, became the last steamer running regularly on the Columbia above Portland.[Pg 377]

Opening the great curving gates a crack, the lock-master admitted Imshallah to the chamber, from where—in the absence of a ladder—I climbed up fifty feet to the top on the beams of the steel-work. That was a pretty stiff job for a fat man, or rather one who had so recently been fat. I was down to a fairly compact two hundred and twenty by now, but even that required the expenditure of several foot-tons of energy to lift it out of that confounded hole. The main fall of the Cascades was roaring immediately on my right, just beyond the narrow island that had been formed when the locks and canal were constructed. It was indeed a viciously-running chute, suggesting to me the final pitch of the left-hand channel of Rock Island Rapids rather than Grand Rapids, to which it is often compared. I had heard that on rare occasions steamers had been run down here at high water; at the present stage it looked to me that neither a large nor a small boat would have one chance in a hundred of avoiding disaster.

Opening the great curving gates a little, the lock-master let Imshallah into the chamber. With no ladder available, I climbed up fifty feet to the top using the beams of the steelwork. That was quite a challenge for a hefty guy, or rather someone who had just recently been hefty. I had slimmed down to a fairly solid two hundred and twenty by now, but even that took a lot of energy to haul myself out of that annoying hole. The main fall of the Cascades was roaring just to my right, right past the narrow island formed when they built the locks and canal. It was indeed a dangerously fast chute, reminding me more of the final drop of the left-hand channel of Rock Island Rapids than Grand Rapids, which it’s often compared to. I had heard that on rare occasions, steamers had run through here at high water; at this point, it seemed to me that neither a large nor small boat would have even a one in a hundred chance of avoiding disaster.

The canal and locks avoided that first heavy fall of the Cascades completely, but the swift tumble of waters below was quite rough enough to make a preliminary survey well worth while. The steamer channel was on the Washington side, so that it was necessary for a boat to head directly across the current immediately on emerging from the lower lock[Pg 378] chamber. The Oregon side of the river was thick with rocks right away round the bend, with not enough clear water to permit the passage of even a skiff. My course, therefore, would have to be the same as that of the steamer—just as sharply across to the opposite side as oars would take me. I had put Imshallah through worse water than that a score of times, and, while it wasn’t the sort of a place where one would want to break an oar or even catch a “crab,” there was no reason to believe that we should have the least trouble in pulling across the hard-running swirls. Of course, if Imshallah really was still smarting under the indignity of that oil-bath.... But no—I honestly think there was nothing of distrust of my well-tried little skiff behind my sudden change of plans. Rather, I should say, it was due to the fact that a remark of the lock-master had brought me to a sudden realization that I now arrived at what I had always reckoned as my ultimate objective—tide-water.

The canal and locks completely avoided that first heavy drop of the Cascades, but the fast-moving waters below were rough enough to warrant a preliminary survey. The steamer channel was on the Washington side, so it was necessary for a boat to head straight across the current right after leaving the lower lock chamber. The Oregon side of the river was filled with rocks right around the bend, with barely enough clear water to let even a small boat through. Therefore, my route would have to follow the steamer's path—directly across to the other side as far as the oars would take me. I had taken Imshallah through worse water than this many times, and while it wasn’t the type of place where you’d want to break an oar or even get a “crab,” I didn’t expect any trouble crossing the strong currents. Of course, if Imshallah was still annoyed about that oil bath... But no—I genuinely believe my sudden change of plans wasn’t due to any distrust of my trusty little skiff. Instead, it was because a comment from the lock-master made me realize that I had now reached what I had always considered my ultimate goal—tide-water.

I had been planning to run on four miles farther to Bonneville that afternoon, in the hope of being able to pull through the forty miles of slackening water to Vancouver the following day. There I would get a tug to take the skiff up the Willamette to Portland, where I intended to leave her. As some of the finest scenery on the Columbia is passed in the twenty miles below the Cascades, this promised me another memorable day on the river—provided that there was only an occasional decent interval between showers. It was the lock-master’s forecast of another rainy day, together with his assurance that the foot of the locks was generally rated as the head of tide-water, that[Pg 379] prompted me to change my mind a few moments before I was due to pull out again to the river, and book through to Portland on the Teal.

I had been planning to run another four miles to Bonneville that afternoon, hoping to manage the forty miles of decreasing water flow to Vancouver the next day. There, I would get a tug to take the skiff up the Willamette to Portland, where I intended to leave it. Since some of the best scenery on the Columbia river is found in the twenty miles below the Cascades, this promised to be another memorable day on the water—assuming there were only a few decent breaks between the rain. It was the lock-master’s forecast of more rain, along with his assurance that the foot of the locks was usually considered the head of tide-water, that[Pg 379] made me change my mind just moments before I was set to head back out onto the river and book passage to Portland on the Teal.

With the idea of avoiding the wash of the steamer, I pulled down to the extreme lower end of the locks before she entered, taking advantage of the interval of waiting to trim carefully and look to my oars for the pull across the foot of the Cascades. I was intending to let the Teal lock out ahead of me, and then pull as closely as possible in her wake, so as to have her below me to pick up the pieces in case anything went wrong. It was close to twilight now, with the sodden west darkening early under the blank grey cloud-mass of another storm blowing up-river from the sea. If that impetuous squall could have curbed its impatience and held off a couple of minutes longer, it might have had the satisfaction of treating me to a good soaking, if nothing more. As it was, I flung up my hands and kamerad-ed at the opening pelt of the big rain-drops. Speaking as one Columbia River skipper to another, I hailed the Captain of the J. N. Teal and asked him if he would take me and my boat aboard.

To avoid the steamer’s wake, I moved down to the very end of the locks before she came in, taking advantage of the wait to adjust my setup and check my oars for the crossing at the foot of the Cascades. I planned to let the Teal go out ahead of me and then follow closely behind her in her wake, so she'd be there to help if anything went wrong. It was almost twilight now, with the wet west darkening early beneath the thick grey clouds of another storm coming up river from the sea. If that eager squall could have just held off for a couple more minutes, it might have had the pleasure of giving me a good soaking, if nothing else. Instead, I threw up my hands and kamerad-ed at the barrage of big raindrops. Speaking as one Columbia River captain to another, I called out to the Captain of the J. N. Teal and asked if he would let me and my boat come aboard.

“Where bound?” he bawled back.

"Where to?" he shouted back.

“Portland,” I replied.

"Portland," I said.

“Aw right. Pull up sta’bo’d bow lively—’fore gate open!”

“Alright. Pull up starboard bow lively—before the gate opens!”

A dozen husky roustabouts, urged on by an impatient Mate, scrambled to catch the painter and give us a hand-up. I swung over the side all right, but Imshallah, hanging back a bit, came in for some pretty rough pulling and hauling before they got her on[Pg 380] deck. The two or three of her planks that were started in the melée constituted about the worst injury the little lady received on the whole voyage.

A dozen strong workers, pushed on by an impatient Mate, scrambled to grab the line and give us a lift. I managed to swing over the side without any issues, but Imshallah, hanging back a bit, had to endure some pretty rough pulling and tugging before they finally got her on[Pg 380] deck. The two or three planks that got damaged in the chaos were about the worst injury the little lady sustained during the whole trip.

And so Imshallah and I came aboard the J. N. Teal to make the last leg of our voyage as passengers. The gates were turning back before I had reached the upper deck, and a few minutes later the powerfully-engined old stern-wheeler went floundering across the foam-streaked tail of the Cascades and off down the river. Castle Rock—nine hundred feet high and sheer-walled all around—was no more than a ghostly blur in the darkness as we slipped by in the still rapidly moving current. Multnomah’s majesty was blanked behind the curtain of night and a driving rain, and only a distant roar on the port beam told where one of the loveliest of American waterfalls took its six-hundred-foot leap from the brink of the southern wall of the river. Cape Horn and Rooster Rock were swathed to their foundations in streaming clouds.

And so Imshallah and I boarded the J. N. Teal to finish the last part of our journey as passengers. The gates were closing just as I reached the upper deck, and a few minutes later, the powerful old stern-wheeler struggled through the foamy tail of the Cascades and headed down the river. Castle Rock—nine hundred feet high and steep all around—was just a ghostly blur in the darkness as we passed by in the swiftly moving current. Multnomah's grandeur was hidden behind the night and a heavy rain, and only a distant roar on the left side indicated where one of the most beautiful waterfalls in America dropped its six-hundred-foot cascade from the edge of the river’s southern wall. Cape Horn and Rooster Rock were cloaked in swirling clouds.

Once the Teal was out on the comparatively open waters of the lower river, the Captain came down for a yarn with me—as one Columbia skipper to another. He had spent most of his life on the Snake and lower Columbia, but he seemed to know the rapids and canyons below the Canadian line almost reef by reef, and all of the old skippers I had met by reputation. He said that he had never heard of any one’s ever having deliberately attempted to run the Cascades in anything smaller than a steamer, although an endless lot of craft had come to grief by getting in there by accident. The only time a man ever went through in a[Pg 381] small boat and came out alive was about ten years ago. That lucky navigator, after drinking most of a Saturday night in the town, came down to the river in the dim grey dawn of a Sunday, got into his boat and pushed off. It was along toward church-time that a ferry-man, thirty miles or more down river, picked up a half filled skiff. Quietly sleeping in the stern-sheets, with nothing but his nose above water, was the only man that ever came through the Cascades in a small boat.

Once the Teal was out on the relatively open waters of the lower river, the Captain came down to chat with me—just like one Columbia skipper to another. He had spent most of his life on the Snake and lower Columbia, but he seemed to know the rapids and canyons below the Canadian border almost section by section, along with all the old skippers I had heard of. He said he had never heard of anyone deliberately trying to navigate the Cascades in anything smaller than a steamer, although countless boats had gotten into trouble by accidentally drifting in there. The only time a guy ever made it through in a small boat and came out alive was about ten years ago. That lucky sailor, after spending most of Saturday night drinking in town, came down to the river in the dim grey dawn of a Sunday, got into his boat, and pushed off. It was around church time when a ferry operator, thirty miles or so downriver, found a half-filled skiff. Quietly sleeping in the back, with only his nose above the water, was the only guy who ever made it through the Cascades in a small boat.[Pg 381]

The Captain looked at me with a queer smile after he told that story. “I don’t suppose you were heeled to tackle the Cascades just like that?” he asked finally.

The Captain looked at me with a strange smile after he told that story. “I don't think you were ready to take on the Cascades just like that?” he asked finally.

And so, for the last time, I was taken for a boot-legger. But no—not quite the last. I believe it was the porter at Hotel Portland who asked me if—ahem!—if I had got away with anything from Canada. And for all of that incessant trail of smoke, no fire—or practically none.

And so, for the last time, I was mistaken for a bootlegger. But not really the last time. I think it was the porter at Hotel Portland who asked me if—uh—if I had smuggled anything back from Canada. And for all that constant stream of smoke, there was no fire—or practically none.

The day of my arrival in Portland I delivered Imshallah up to the kindest-faced boat-house proprietor on the Willamette and told him to take his time about finding her a home with some sport-loving Oregonian who knew how to treat a lady right and wouldn’t give her any kind of menial work to do. I told him I didn’t want to have her work for a living under any conditions, as I felt she had earned a rest; and to impress upon whoever bought her that she was high-spirited and not to be taken liberties with, such as subjecting her to garbage shower-baths and similar indignities. He asked me if she had a name, and I told him that she hadn’t—any more; that the one she[Pg 382] had been carrying had ceased to be in point now her voyage was over. It had been a very appropriate name for a boat on the Columbia, though, I assured him, and I was going to keep it to use if I ever made the voyage again.

The day I arrived in Portland, I handed over Imshallah to the friendliest boat-house owner on the Willamette and told him to take his time finding her a home with some sporty Oregonian who knew how to treat her right and wouldn’t make her do any kind of menial work. I told him I didn’t want her to have to work for a living under any circumstances because I felt she deserved a break; and to make sure whoever bought her understood that she was spirited and shouldn’t be mistreated, like being subjected to humiliating garbage showers and similar indignities. He asked me if she had a name, and I said she didn’t anymore; the name she had been carrying no longer mattered now that her voyage was over. It had been a perfect name for a boat on the Columbia, though, I assured him, and I intended to keep it in case I ever made the voyage again.

Portland, although it is not directly upon the Columbia, has always made that river distinctively its own. I had realized that in a vague way for many years, but it came home to me again with renewed force now that I had arrived in Portland after having had some glimpse of every town and village from the Selkirks to the sea. (Astoria and the lower river I had known from many steamer voyages in the past.) Of all the thousands living on or near the Columbia, those of Portland still struck me as being the ones who held this most strikingly individual of all the world’s rivers at most nearly its true value. With Portlanders, I should perhaps include all of those living on the river from Astoria to The Dalles. These, too, take a mighty pride in their great river, and regard it with little of that distrustful reproach one remarks so often on the upper Columbia, where the settlers see it bearing past their parched fields the water and the power that would mean the difference to them between success and disaster. When this stigma has been wiped out by reclamation (as it soon will be), without a doubt the plucky pioneers of the upper Columbia will see in their river many beauties that escape their troubled eyes to-day.

Portland, even though it's not right on the Columbia, has always claimed that river as its own. I had sensed that vaguely for many years, but it hit me harder now that I’m in Portland after seeing every town and village from the Selkirks to the sea. (I've known Astoria and the lower river from many steamer trips in the past.) Of all the thousands of people living on or near the Columbia, those in Portland still seem to appreciate this uniquely beautiful river more than anyone else. When I mention Portlanders, I should probably include everyone living along the river from Astoria to The Dalles. They also take great pride in their mighty river and don’t share the distrust that you often see from those further up the Columbia, where settlers watch it carry the water and power that could mean the difference between success and failure for them. Once this stigma is erased through reclamation (which will happen soon), the brave pioneers of the upper Columbia will definitely notice the many beauties of their river that currently escape their worried eyes.

The early Romans made some attempt to give expression to their love of the Tiber in monuments and bridges. It would be hard indeed to conceive of any[Pg 383]thing in marble or bronze, or yet in soaring spans of steel, that would give adequate expression to the pride of the people of the lower Columbia in their river; and so it is a matter of felicitation that they have sought to pay their tribute in another way. There was inspiration behind the conception of the idea of the Columbia Highway, just as there was genius and rare imagination in the carrying out of that idea. I have said that the Cascade Gorge of the Columbia is a scenic wonder apart from all others; that it stands without a rival of its kind. Perhaps the greatest compliment that I can pay to the Columbia Highway is to say that it is worthy of the river by which it runs.

The early Romans tried to express their love for the Tiber through monuments and bridges. It’s really hard to imagine anything in marble, bronze, or even impressive steel spans that could fully capture the pride of the people living along the lower Columbia for their river; so it's wonderful that they've found another way to honor it. The idea of the Columbia Highway was inspired, and there was real creativity and imagination in making that idea a reality. I’ve mentioned that the Cascade Gorge of the Columbia is a scenic wonder like no other; it truly has no rival. One of the highest compliments I can give to the Columbia Highway is that it does justice to the river it runs alongside.

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TRANSCRIBER NOTES:

TRANSCRIBER NOTES:

Alternate spellings and archaic words have been retained.

Alternate spellings and old-fashioned words have been kept.

page 82: "experienced" changed to "inexperienced" (Roos was young and inexperienced).

page 82: "inexperienced" changed to "inexperienced" (Roos was young and inexperienced).

page 96: added closing quotation mark which was missing in the original ("... than some the old girl’s had.").

page 96: added closing quotation mark that was missing in the original ("... than some the old girl’s had.").

page 147: "rifflles" changed to "riffles" (four or five riffles below).

page 147: "riffles" changed to "riffles" (four or five riffles below).

page 160: "Lientenant" changed to "Lieutenant" (Lieutenant Thomas W. Symons).

page 160: "Lieutenant" changed to "Lieutenant" (Lieutenant Thomas W. Symons).

page 163: "avenue" changed to "Avenue" (Fifth Avenue).

page 163: "Avenue" changed to "Avenue" (Fifth Avenue).

page 300: "spilts" changed to "splits" (the river splits upon).

page 300: "splits" changed to "splits" (the river splits upon).

page 315: "goddes" changed to "goddess" (this goddess of the Columbia).

page 315: "goddess" changed to "goddess" (this goddess of the Columbia).

page 320: "staight" changed to "straight" (straight on through to).

page 320: "straight" changed to "straight" (straight on through to).

page 331: "a" added to sentence for continuity (We were going to have a run for our money).

page 331: "a" added to sentence for continuity (We were going to have a tough competition).

page 366: added "and" (Miss S—— and I).

page 366: added "and" (Miss S. and I).

page 380: "of" changed to "or" (The two or three of her planks).

page 380: "of" changed to "or" (The two or three or her planks).

page 380: "mélee" changed to "melée" (that were started in the melée).

page 380: "mélee" changed to "melée" (that were started in the melée).




        
        
    
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