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BONNIE SCOTLAND

For the sake of poor old Scotland, Some useful plan or book could be created.
Burns.



BENEATH THE CRAGS OF BEN VENUE, PERTHSHIRE

BENEATH THE ROCKS OF BEN VENUE, PERTHSHIRE

BONNIE     SCOTLAND
PAINTED     BY      SUTTON
PALMER · DESCRIBED  BY
A. R.   HOPE   MONCRIEFF
PUBLISHED   BY   A.   &   C.
BLACK·LONDON·MCMXII

BONNIE     SCOTLAND
PAINTED     BY      SUTTON
PALMER · DESCRIBED  BY
A. R.   HOPE   MONCRIEFF
PUBLISHED   BY   A.   &   C.
BLACK·LONDON·1912



Published November 1904
Reprinted 1905, 1912

Published November 1904
Reprinted 1905, 1912

Note

THE author does not attempt elaborate word-pictures, that would seem pale beside the artist’s colouring. His design has been, as accompaniment to these beautiful landscapes, an outline of Scotland’s salient features, with glimpses at its history, national character, and customs, and at the literature that illustrates this country for the English-speaking world. While taking the reader on a fireside tour through the varying “airts” of his native land, he has tried to show how its life, silken or homespun, is a tartan of more intricate pattern than appears in certain crude impressions struck off by strangers. And into his own web have been woven reminiscences, anecdotes, and borrowed brocade such as may make entertaining stripes and checks upon a groundwork of information. The mainland only is dealt with in this volume, which it is intended to follow up with another on the Highlands and Islands.

THE author doesn't try to create elaborate descriptions that would seem dull compared to the artist's color. His aim has been to provide an overview of Scotland's key features, alongside insights into its history, national character, and customs, as well as the literature that represents this country to the English-speaking world. While guiding the reader on a cozy tour through the different parts of his homeland, he has tried to show how life there, whether luxurious or more traditional, is a tartan with a more detailed pattern than what is often portrayed by outsiders. Into his own tapestry, he has woven memories, stories, and borrowed embellishments that bring entertaining highlights to a base of information. This volume focuses only on the mainland, with plans for another one covering the Highlands and Islands.

Contents

CHAPTER I
 PAGE
The Borders1
CHAPTER II
Old Smoky23
CHAPTER III
The Trossachs Loop45
CHAPTER IV
Fife69
CHAPTER V
Dublin90
CHAPTER VI
The Highland Line111
CHAPTER VII
“Aberdeen Away!”136
CHAPTER VIII
To John o' Groat's House157
CHAPTER IX
The Great Glen177
CHAPTER X
Glasgow and the River Clyde197
CHAPTER XI
The Whig Party215
CHAPTER XII
Galloway244

List of Illustrations

1.Beneath the Crags of Ben Venue, PerthshireFrontispiece
  FACING PAGE
2.Tantallon Castle, on Coast of Haddingtonshire2
3.The Bass Rock, Firth of Forth, off Coast of Haddingtonshire4
4.Neidpath Castle, Peeblesshire8
5.Abbotsford, Roxburghshire12
6.Melrose, Roxburghshire16
7.Scott’s favourite View from Bemerside Hill, Roxburghshire20
8.Edinburgh from “Rest and be Thankful”24
9.Edinburgh from Salisbury Crags—Evening28
10.Craigmillar Castle, near Edinburgh32
11.Linlithgow Palace36
12.The Bass Rock—A Tranquil Evening38
13.Loch Achray, the Trossachs, Perthshire42
14.Stirling Castle from the King’s Knot46
15.The Outflow of Loch Katrine, Perthshire48
16.In the Heart of the Trossachs, Perthshire50
17.Brig o’ Turk and Ben Venue, Perthshire52
18.Birches by Loch Achray, Perthshire54
19.Head of Loch Lomond, looking up Glen Falloch, Perthshire56
20.Golden Autumn, the Trossachs, Perthshire58
21.The River Teith, with Lochs Achray and Vennachar, Perthshire60
22.Veiled Sunshine, the Trossachs, Perthshire62
23.Near Ardlui, Loch Lomond, Dumbartonshire64
24.The Silver Strand, Loch Katrine, Perthshire66
25.Loch Achray and Ben Venue, Perthshire68
26.The Castle of St. Andrews, Fifeshire70
27.Loch Lubnaig, Perthshire76
28.In Glenfinlas, Perthshire80
29.On the Dochart, Killin, Perthshire84
30.Perth from the Slopes of Kinnoul Hill90
31.Ben A’an, corner of Loch Katrine, Perthshire94
32.Loch Vennachar, Perthshire98
33.A Croft near Dalmally, Argyllshire102
34.Wet Harvest Time near Dalmally, Argyllshire106
35.The Grampians from Boat of Garten, Inverness-shire112
36.Killin, Perthshire114
37.A Moor near Killin, Perthshire116
38.In Glenfinlas, Perthshire118
39.Looking up Glen Lochay near Killin, Perthshire120
40.Beneath the Slopes of Ben Ledi, near Callander, Perthshire122
41.A Wild Spot, Killin, Perthshire124
42.The Falls of Tummel, Perthshire126
43.Dunkeld and Birnam from Craigiebarns, Perthshire128
44.A Wooded Gorge, Killin, Perthshire130
45.Looking up the Pass of Killiecrankie, Perthshire132
46.Killin, Head of Loch Tay, Perthshire134
47.Dunnottar Castle, Kincardineshire136
48.Old Mar Bridge and Lochnagar, Aberdeenshire140
49.Balmoral, Aberdeenshire144
50.Strath Glass, Inverness-shire148
51.A Peep of the Grampians, Inverness-shire152
52.The River Glass near Beauly, Inverness-shire158
53.Moor of Rannoch, Perthshire and Argyllshire162
54.The Isles of Loch Maree, Ross-shire166
55. Moor and Mountain, Ross-shire170
56. Crags near Poolewe, Ross-shire174
57.Inverness from near the Islands178
58.Tomdoun, Glen Garry, Inverness-shire182
59.A Shepherd’s Cot in Glen Nevis, Inverness-shire186
60. River Awe flowing to Loch Etive, Argyllshire190
61.A Croft near Taynuilt, Loch Etive, Argyllshire194
62.Glencoe, Argyllshire198
63.Garelochhead, Dumbartonshire202
64.Glen Sannox, Isle of Arran206
65.Loch Triochatan, Entrance to Glencoe, Argyllshire210
66. Glen Rosa, Isle of Arran214
67.The Falls of the Clyde, Lanarkshire216
68.A Highland View220
69. Kilchurn Castle, Loch Awe, Argyllshire226
70. River Coe, Glencoe, Argyllshire230
71. Ben Cruachan from Inverlochy, Argyllshire234
72.The Morven Hills from Appin, Argyllshire238
73.A Croft near Loch Etive, Argyllshire242
74.A Birch-Wood in Springtime, by Loch Maree, Ross-shire246
75. On the River Ayr, Ayrshire250

BONNIE SCOTLAND

CHAPTER I

THE BORDERS

THE dawn broadens, the mists roll away to show a northward-bound traveller how his train is speeding between slopes of moorland, green and grey, here patched by bracken or bog, there dotted by wind-blown trees, everywhere cut by water-courses gathering into gentle rivers that can be furious enough in spate, when they hurl a drowned sheep or a broken hurdle through those valleys opening a glimpse of mansions and villages among sheltered woods. Are we still in England, or in what at least as far back as Cromwell’s time called itself “Bonnie Scotland”? It is as hard to be sure as to make out whether that cloudy knoll on the horizon is crowned by a peat-stack or by the stump of a Border peel.

THE dawn unfolds, the mist clears to reveal a northbound traveler watching as his train rushes between slopes of moorland, green and gray, with patches of bracken or bog, and scattered wind-swept trees. Watercourses weave through the landscape, gathering into soft rivers that can get pretty wild during heavy rains, tossing a drowned sheep or a broken fence through the valleys that offer glimpses of mansions and villages nestled among sheltered woods. Are we still in England, or are we in what has called itself “Bonnie Scotland” since at least Cromwell's time? It's just as difficult to tell as figuring out if that cloudy hill on the horizon is topped by a peat stack or the remains of a Border peel.

Either bank of Tweed and Liddel has much the same aspects. An expert might perhaps read the look or the size of the fields. Could one get speech with that brawny corduroyed lad tramping along the furrows to his early job, whistling maybe, as if it would never grow old, an air from the London music-halls, the Southron might be none the wiser as to his nationality, though a fine local ear would not fail to catch some difference of burr and broad vowels, marked off rather by separating ridges than by any legal frontier, as the lilting twang of Liddesdale from the Teviot drawl. Healthily barefooted children, more’s the pity, are not so often seen nowadays on this side of the Border, nor on the other, unless at Brightons and Margates. The Scotch “bonnet,” substantial headgear as it was, has vanished; the Scotch plaid, once as familiar on the Coquet as on the Tweed, is more displayed in shop windows than in moorland glens, now that over the United Kingdom reigns a dull monotony and uniformity of garb. Could we take the spectrum of those first wreaths of smoke curling from cottage chimneys, we might find traces of peat and porridge, yet also of coal and bacon. Yon red-locked lassie turning her open eyes up to the train from the roadside might settle the question, were we able to test her knowledge whether of the Shorter Catechism or of her “Duty towards her Neighbour.” It is only when the name of the first Scottish way-station whisks by, that we know ourselves fairly over the edge of “Caledonia stern and wild”; and our first thought may well be that this Borderland appears less stern than the grey crags of Yorkshire, and less wild than some bleak uplands of Northumberland.

Both sides of the Tweed and Liddel rivers look pretty similar. An expert might be able to judge the fields by their appearance or size. If you could chat with that strong, corduroy-clad guy walking along the furrows to his early job, maybe whistling an upbeat tune from the London music halls that never gets old, a southerner might not figure out his nationality at all, although a keen local ear would definitely pick up on some differences in accent and vowel sounds. These differences are marked more by the landscape than by any official border, like the lilting tone of Liddesdale compared to the drawl of Teviot. Unfortunately, you don’t see many healthy barefoot children on this side of the Border these days, or on the other side either, unless it’s at places like Brighton or Margate. The traditional Scottish “bonnet,” once a sturdy hat, has disappeared; the Scottish plaid, which used to be as common on the Coquet as on the Tweed, is now more often found in shop windows than in the hills, as dull monotony and uniformity of clothing reigns across the United Kingdom. If we could analyze the first wisps of smoke curling from cottage chimneys, we might discover remnants of peat and porridge, along with coal and bacon. The girl with the red hair, looking up at the train from the roadside, could clear things up if we could check her knowledge of the Shorter Catechism or her “Duty towards her Neighbour.” It’s only when the name of the first Scottish stop whips by that we realize we’ve crossed into “Caledonia stern and wild”; and our first thought might be that this Borderland seems less harsh than the grey cliffs of Yorkshire and less wild than some desolate hills of Northumberland.

What makes a nation? Not for long such walls as the Romans drew across this neck of our island, one day to point a moral of fallen might, and to adorn a tale of the northern romancer who by its ruins wooed his alien bride. Not such rivers as here could be easily forded by those mugwump moss-troopers that sat on the fence of Border law, and—

What makes a nation? Not for long will the walls that the Romans built across this part of our island serve to illustrate a lesson about lost power, or to enrich the story of the northern storyteller who wooed his foreign bride among its ruins. Not rivers like these that could be easily crossed by those indecisive troublemakers who straddled the line of Border law, and—



TANTALLON CASTLE, ON COAST OF HADDINGTONSHIRE

Tantallon Castle, on the coast of Haddingtonshire
Sought the cattle to make them into broth. In both England and Scotland.

Is it race? Alas for the ethnologic historian, on its dim groundwork of Picts and Celts—or what?—Scotland shows a still more confusing pattern of mingled strains than does the sister kingdom! To both sides of the Border such names for natural features as Cheviot, Tweed, and Tyne, tell the same tale of one stock displaced by another that built and christened its Saxon Hawicks, Berwicks, Bamboroughs, and Longtowns upon the Pens and Esks of British tribes.—Is it a common speech? But from the Humber to the Moray Firth, along the east side of Britain, throughout the period of fiercest clash of arms, prevailed the same tongue, split by degrees into dialects, but differing on the Forth and the Tyne less than the Tyne folks’ tongue differed from that of the Thames, or the speech of the Forth from that of the Clyde mouth. So insists Dr. J. A. H. Murray, who of all British scholars was found worthy to edit the Oxford English Dictionary, that has now three editors, two of them born north of the Tweed, the third also in the northern half of England. Scottish “wut” chuckles to hear how, when the shade of Boswell pertly reported to the great doctor that his post as Lexicographer-General had been filled by one who was at once a Scotsman and a dissenter, all Hades shook with the rebuke, “Sir, in striving to be facetious, do not attempt obscenity and profanity!”—or ghostly vocables to such effect.

Is it about race? Unfortunately for the ethnological historian, with its unclear origins of Picts and Celts—or what?—Scotland has an even more complicated mix of backgrounds than its neighboring kingdom! On both sides of the Border, names for natural features like Cheviot, Tweed, and Tyne tell the same story of one group being replaced by another, which built and named its Saxon Hawicks, Berwicks, Bamboroughs, and Longtowns on the rivers of British tribes. —Is it a shared language? From the Humber to the Moray Firth, along the east side of Britain, throughout the time of the most intense battles, the same language was spoken, gradually splitting into dialects, but differing less at the Forth and the Tyne than the Tyne's speech differed from that of the Thames, or the Forth's from that of the Clyde mouth. Dr. J. A. H. Murray insists on this, who, among all British scholars, was deemed worthy to edit the Oxford English Dictionary, which now has three editors, two born north of the Tweed and the third also from the northern half of England. Scottish “wut” laughs to hear how, when the ghost of Boswell cheekily informed the great doctor that his position as Lexicographer-General had been taken by someone who was both a Scotsman and a dissenter, all Hades rattled with the retort, “Sir, in trying to be funny, do not resort to obscenity and profanity!”—or ghostly phrases to that effect.

Is it loyalty to a line of princes that crystallises patriotism? That is a current easily induced, as witness how the sentiments once stirred by a Mary or a Prince Charlie could precipitate themselves round the stout person of George IV.—Is it religion? Kirk and Covenant have doubtless had their share in casting a mould of national character; but the Border feuds were hottest among generations who seldom cared to question “for gospel, what the Church believed.”—Is it name? Northerners and Southerners were at strife long before they knew themselves as English and Scots.

Is loyalty to a line of kings what shapes patriotism? That’s a feeling that can easily be stirred, as seen in how the emotions once sparked by a Mary or a Prince Charlie could rally around the solid figure of George IV. Is it religion? The Church and its agreements have undoubtedly played a role in shaping national character, but the fiercest Border feuds were fought among generations who rarely questioned “whether what the Church believed was true.” Is it identity? Northerners and Southerners were in conflict long before they identified as English and Scots.

By a process of elimination one comes to see how esprit de corps seems most surely generated by the wont of standing shoulder to shoulder against a common foe. Even the shifty baron, “Lucanus an Apulus anceps,” whose feudal allegiance dovetailed into both kingdoms, that professional warrior who “signed on,” now with the northern, now with the southern team, might well grow keen on a side for which he had won a goal, and bitter against the ex-comrades who by fair or foul play had come best out of a hot scrimmage. Heartier would be the animosity of bonnet-lairds and yeomen, between whom lifting of cattle and harrying of homes were points in the game. Then even grooms and gillies, with nothing to lose, dutifully fell into the way of fighting for their salt, when fighting with somebody came almost as natural to men and boys as to collie dogs. So the generations beat one another into neighbourly hatred and national pride; till the Border clans half forgot their feuds in a larger sentiment of patriotism; and what was once an adventurous exercise, rose to be a fierce struggle for independence. The Borderers were the “forwards” of this international sport, on whose fields and strongholds became most hotly forged the differences in which they played the part of

By a process of elimination, it becomes clear how esprit de corps is most definitely created by the habit of standing shoulder to shoulder against a common enemy. Even the fickle baron, “Lucanus an Apulus anceps,” whose feudal loyalty connected him to both kingdoms, that professional soldier who switched sides between the northern and southern teams, might well develop a preference for a side he had secured a victory with and feel resentment towards former comrades who, by fair means or foul, had come out on top in a heated match. The rivalry would be even stronger among the local leaders and small farmers, who saw cattle raiding and home invasions as part of the game. Then even stable hands and servants, with nothing to lose, would join in fighting for their livelihood, as combat seemed almost as natural to men and boys as it did to border collies. Thus, generations fueled each other’s neighborhood animosity and national pride; until the Border clans partly forgot their disputes in a larger feeling of patriotism; and what was once an adventurous activity turned into a fierce fight for independence. The Borderers were the “forwards” in this international game, where the differences were most passionately forged in their fields and strongholds, playing the role of



THE BASS ROCK, FIRTH OF FORTH, OFF THE COAST OF HADDINGTONSHIRE

THE BASS ROCK, FIRTH OF FORTH, NEAR THE COAST OF HADDINGTONSHIRE

hammer and of anvil by turns. Here, it is said, between neighbours of the same blood, survive least faintly the national resentments that may still flash up between drunken hinds at a fair. Hardly a nook here has not been blackened and bloodstained, hardly a stream but has often run red in centuries of waxing and waning strife whose fiery gleams are long faded into pensive memories, and its ballad chronicles, that once “stirred the heart like a trumpet,” can now be sung or said to general applause of the most refined audiences, whether in London or Edinburgh.

hammer and anvil in turns. Here, it’s said, between neighbors of the same blood, the national resentments that might still flare up between drunk laborers at a fair survive, albeit faintly. Hardly a nook here hasn't been blackened and bloodstained, and hardly a stream that hasn't often run red over centuries of rising and falling conflict, whose fiery echoes have long faded into thoughtful memories. Its ballad chronicles, which once “stirred the heart like a trumpet,” can now be sung or spoken to widespread applause from the most refined audiences, whether in London or Edinburgh.

The most famous ground of those historic encounters lies about the East Coast Railway route, where England pushes an aggressive corner across the Cheviots, and the Tweed, that most Scottish of rivers, forms the frontier of the kingdoms now provoking each other to good works like its Royal Border Bridge. Beyond it, indeed, stands Berwick-upon-Tweed, long the football of either party, then put out of play as a neutral town, and at last recognised as a quasi-outpost of England, whose parsons wear the surplice, and whose chief magistrate is a mayor, while the townsfolk are said to pride themselves on a parish patriotism that has gone the length of calling Sandy and John Bull foreigners alike. This of course is not, as London journalists sometimes conceive, the truly North Berwick where a prime minister might be seen “driving” and “putting” away the cares of state. That seaside resort is a mushroom beside Berwick of the Merse, standing on its dignity of many sieges. The Northumberland Artillery Militia now man the batteries on its much-battered wall, turned to a picturesque walk; and the North British and North Eastern Railways meet peacefully on the site of its castle, where at one time Edward I. caged the Countess of Buchan like a wild beast, for having dared to set the crown upon Bruce’s head. At another, it was in the hands of Baliol to surrender to an Edward as pledge of his subservience; and again, its precincts made the scene of a friendly spearing match between English and Scottish knights, much courtesy and fair-play being shown on both sides, even if over their cups a perfervid Grahame bid his challenger “rise early in the morning, and make your peace with God, for you shall sup in Paradise!” who indeed supped no more on earth.

The most famous battleground from those historic encounters is along the East Coast Railway route, where England firmly establishes itself across the Cheviots, and the Tweed, the most Scottish of rivers, marks the border between the kingdoms now sparking each other to good deeds like its Royal Border Bridge. Just beyond, there’s Berwick-upon-Tweed, long tossed back and forth between the two sides, later deemed neutral, and ultimately recognized as a sort of outpost of England, where the local clergy wear surplices and the main authority is a mayor, while the locals take pride in a parish patriotism that has gone as far as to label Sandy and John Bull as foreigners. This is certainly not, as London journalists sometimes imagine, the true North Berwick, where a prime minister might be seen "driving" and "putting" away his worries. That seaside resort is a mere afterthought compared to Berwick in the Merse, still standing strong after many sieges. The Northumberland Artillery Militia now mans the cannons on its battered wall, which has been transformed into a charming walkway; and the North British and North Eastern Railways meet peacefully at the site of its castle, where at one point Edward I imprisoned the Countess of Buchan like an animal for daring to crown Bruce. At another time, it was under Baliol's control when he surrendered to an Edward as a sign of his loyalty; and again, its grounds hosted a friendly jousting match between English and Scottish knights, with much courtesy and fair play shown on both sides, even if, after a few drinks, a passionate Grahame urged his rival to "rise early in the morning and make your peace with God, for you shall sup in Paradise!"—a fate he never got to experience on earth.

The North British Railway will carry us on near a stern coast-line to Dunbar, whose castle Black Agnes, Countess of March, defended so doughtily against Lord Salisbury, and here were delivered so signally into Cromwell’s hands a later generation of Scots “left to themselves” and to their fanatical chaplains; then over a land now swept by volleys of golf balls, to Pinkie, the last great battlefield between the kingdoms, where also, almost for the last time, the onrush of Highland valour routed redcoat soldiery at Prestonpans. But tourists should do what they do too seldom, tarry at Berwick to visit the tragic scenes close at hand. In sight of the town is the slope of Halidon Hill, on which the English took their revanche for Bannockburn. Higher up the Tweed, by the first Suspension Bridge in the kingdom, by “Norham’s castled steep,” watch-tower of the passage, and by Ford Castle where the siren Lady Ford is said to have ensnared James IV., that unlucky “champion of the dames,” a half-day’s walk brings one to Flodden, English ground indeed, but the grave of many a Scot. Never was slaughter so much mourned and sung as that of the “Flowers of the Forest,” cut down on these heights above the Tweed. The land watered with “that red rain” is now ploughed and fenced; but still can be traced the outlines of the scene about the arch of Twizel Bridge on which the English crossed the Till, as every schoolboy knew in Macaulay’s day, if our schoolboys seem to be better up in cricket averages than in the great deeds of the past, unless prescribed for examinations.

The North British Railway will take us along a rugged coastline to Dunbar, where Black Agnes, Countess of March, bravely defended her castle against Lord Salisbury. Here, a later generation of Scots was handed over to Cromwell, left to their own devices and their fanatical chaplains. Then, we'll travel over land now filled with golf balls to Pinkie, the last major battlefield between the kingdoms, where, almost one last time, Highland bravery defeated the redcoat soldiers at Prestonpans. Tourists should do what they often neglect—spend some time in Berwick to explore the tragic sites nearby. Just outside the town is Halidon Hill, where the English sought revenge for Bannockburn. Further up the Tweed, near the first suspension bridge in the country, beside “Norham’s castled steep,” the watchtower of the crossing, and Ford Castle, where the enchanting Lady Ford is said to have ensnared James IV, that unfortunate “champion of the dames,” a half-day’s walk leads to Flodden, indeed English ground, but the burial site of many Scots. Never was there a massacre so deeply mourned and celebrated as that of the “Flowers of the Forest,” who fell on these heights above the Tweed. The land soaked with “that red rain” is now cultivated and fenced, but you can still trace the outlines of the scene around the arch of Twizel Bridge, where the English crossed the Till, as every schoolboy knew in Macaulay’s time, even if our schoolboys today seem to know more about cricket statistics than the great deeds of the past unless it's for exams.

Battles, like books, have their fates of fame. Flodden long made a sore point in Scottish memory; yet, after all, it was a stunning rather than a maiming defeat. A far more momentous battlefield on the Tweed, not far off, was Carham, whose name hardly appears in school histories, though it was the beginning of the Scotland of seven centuries to come. It dates just before Macbeth, when Malcolm, king of a confused Scotia or Pictia, sallied forth from behind the Forth, and with his ally, Prince of Cumbria on the Clyde, decisively defeated the Northumbrians in 1018, adding to his dominions the Saxon land between Forth and Tweed, a leaven that would leaven the whole lump, as Mr. Lang aptly puts it. Thus Malcolm’s kingdom came into touch with what was soon to become feudal England, along the frontier that set to a hard and fast line, so long and so doughtily defended after mediæval Scotland had welded on the western Cumbria, as its cousin Cambria fell into the destinies of a stronger realm. Had northern Northumberland gone to England, there would have been no Royal Scotland, only a Grampian Wales echoing bardic boasts of its Rob Roys and Roderick Dhus, whose claymores might have splintered against Norman mail long before they came to be beaten down by bayonets and police batons.

Battles, like books, have their moments of glory. Flodden has long been a painful memory for Scotland; however, it was more of a shocking loss than a crippling defeat. A far more significant battlefield on the Tweed, not too far away, was Carham, which is rarely mentioned in school history books, even though it marked the start of the Scotland that would exist for the next seven centuries. This occurred just before Macbeth, when Malcolm, the king of a confused Scotland or Pictland, emerged from behind the Forth and, with his ally, the Prince of Cumbria on the Clyde, decisively defeated the Northumbrians in 1018, expanding his territory to include the Saxon land between the Forth and the Tweed—an influence that would spread far and wide, as Mr. Lang aptly puts it. Thus, Malcolm’s kingdom connected with what was soon to become feudal England, along a border that would be strongly defended after medieval Scotland absorbed western Cumbria, while its cousin Cambria was absorbed into a more powerful realm. If northern Northumberland had joined England, there would have been no Royal Scotland, only a Grampian Wales echoing heroic tales of its Rob Roys and Roderick Dhus, whose claymores might have shattered against Norman armor long before they faced defeat by bayonets and police batons.

But we shall never get away from the Border if we stop to moralise on all its scenes of strife—most of them well forgotten. Border fighting was commonly on a small scale, with plunder rather than conquest or glory for its aim; like the Arabs of to-day, those fierce but canny neighbours were seldom in a spirit for needless slaughter, that would entail fresh blood-feuds on their own kin. The Border fortresses were many, but chiefly small, designed for sudden defence against an enemy who might be trusted not to keep the field long. On the northern side large castles were rare; and those that did rise, opposite the English donjon keeps, were let fall by the Scots themselves, after their early feudal kings had drawn back to Edinburgh. In the long struggle with a richer nation, they soon learned to take the “earth-born castles” of their hills as cheaper and not less serviceable strongholds.

But we’ll never escape the Border if we pause to moralize about all its scenes of conflict—most of which are best forgotten. Border fighting was typically on a small scale, focused more on looting than on conquest or glory; like today’s Arabs, those fierce yet savvy neighbors rarely felt the need for unnecessary killing, which would only lead to new blood feuds with their own people. There were many Border fortresses, but most were small, built for quick defense against an enemy who could be expected not to hold the field for long. On the northern side, large castles were uncommon; and those that did rise opposite the English donjon keeps were abandoned by the Scots themselves, after their early feudal kings retreated to Edinburgh. In the long struggle against a wealthier nation, they quickly learned to use the "earth-born castles" of their hills as cheaper and just as effective strongholds.

The station for Flodden, a few miles off, is Coldstream, at that “dangerous ford and deep” over which Marmion led the way for his train, before and after his day passed by so many an army marching north or south. The Bridge of Coldstream has tenderer memories, pointed out by Mr. W. S. Crockett in his Scott Country. This carried one of the main roads from England, and the inn on the Scottish side made a temple of hasty Hymen, where for many a runaway couple were forged bonds like those more notoriously associated with the blacksmith of Gretna Green. Their marriage jaunts into the neighbour country were put a stop to only half a century ago, when the

The station for Flodden, just a few miles away, is Coldstream, at that "dangerous ford and deep" where Marmion led his party, before and after countless armies marched north or south. The Bridge of Coldstream holds fonder memories, as noted by Mr. W. S. Crockett in his Scott Country. This bridge was one of the main routes from England, and the inn on the Scottish side became a quick stop for many an eloping couple, creating ties like those famously linked to the blacksmith of Gretna Green. Their marriage trips into the neighboring country were only halted about half a century ago, when the



NEIDPATH CASTLE, PEEBLESSHIRE

Neidpath Castle, Peeblesshire

benefits of Scots law, such as they were, became restricted to its own inhabitants. English novelists and jesters have made wild work with the law, by which, as they misapprehend, a man can be wedded without meaning it; one American story-teller is so little up-to-date as to marry his eloping hero and heroine at Gretna in our time. The gist of the matter is that while England favoured the masculine deceiver, fixing the ceremony before noon, it is said, to make sure of the bridegroom’s sobriety, the more chivalrous Scots law provided that any ceremony should be held valid by which a man persuaded a woman that he was taking her to wife. No ceremony indeed was needed, if the parties lived by habit and repute as man and wife. The plot of Colonel Lockhart’s Mine is Thine, one of the most amusing novels of our time, turns on a noted case in which an entry in a family Bible was taken as a sufficient proof of marriage. It is only gay Lotharios who might find this easy coupling a fetter; though in the next generation, especially if it be careless to treasure family Bibles, there may arise work for lawyers, a work of charity when the average income of the Scottish Bar is perhaps five pounds Scots per annum.

The benefits of Scots law, as limited as they were, were confined to its own residents. English writers and comedians have exaggerated the law, misunderstanding it to the point where they claim a person can get married without intending to. One American storyteller is so out of touch that he has his runaway couple marry at Gretna in modern times. The crux of the matter is that while England favored the male trickster, scheduling the ceremony before noon to ensure the groom was sober, Scots law, being more chivalrous, held that any ceremony where a man convinced a woman he was marrying her was valid. No ceremony was necessary if the couple lived together as husband and wife by reputation. The plot of Colonel Lockhart’s Mine is Thine, one of the most entertaining novels of our time, revolves around a famous case where a note in a family Bible was deemed sufficient proof of marriage. Only charming womanizers might see this easy union as a burden; however, in the next generation, especially if people are careless about preserving family Bibles, there might be a need for lawyers, a task that could be a kindness when the average income of the Scottish Bar is around five pounds Scots a year.

Gretna Green, of course, lies on the western highroad from England, beside which the Caledonian Railway route from Carlisle enters Scotland, soon turning off into a part of it comparatively sheltered from invasion by the Solway Firth, whose rapid ebb and flow make a type of many a Gretna love story. This side too, has often rung with the passage of armed men. At Burgh-on-Sands, in sight of the Scottish Border, died Edward I., bidding his bones be wrapped in a bull’s hide and carried as bugbear standard against those obstinate rebels. The rout of Solway Moss made James V. turn his face to the wall, his heart breaking with the cry, “It came with a lass and it will go with a lass!” And the Esk of the Solway was seldom “swollen sae red and sae deep” as to daunt hardy lads from the north who once and again

Gretna Green is located on the main road from England, next to the Caledonian Railway route that comes from Carlisle into Scotland, quickly moving into a region that’s relatively protected from invasion by the Solway Firth, whose fast tides inspire many Gretna love stories. This area has also often echoed with the march of soldiers. At Burgh-on-Sands, near the Scottish Border, Edward I. died, asking for his bones to be wrapped in a bull's hide and carried as a fearsome standard against those stubborn rebels. The defeat at Solway Moss made James V. turn away, his heart breaking with the lament, “It came with a girl and it will go with a girl!” And the Esk of the Solway was rarely “swollen so red and so deep” that it would scare off the tough lads from the north who occasionally dared to cross it.

Swam over to reach English land,
And danced until they were exhausted to the sound of the pibroch.

These immigrants, unless they found six feet of English ground for a grave, seldom failed to go “back again,” perhaps with an English host at their heels. Prince Charlie’s army passed this way on its retreat from Derby. But this side of the Borderland is less well illustrated by stricken fields and sturdy sieges. It has, indeed, no lack of misty romance of its own, such as an American writer dares to bring into the light of common day by adding a sequel to Lady Heron’s ballad, in which the fair Ellen is made to nurse a secret grudge at last confessed: she could not get over, even on any plea of poetic license, that rash assertion:

These immigrants, unless they found six feet of English soil for a grave, rarely missed the chance to go "back again," maybe with an English host following them. Prince Charlie’s army passed through here on its retreat from Derby. But this side of the Borderlands is less marked by battlefields and strong sieges. It has, however, plenty of its own misty romance, such as an American writer is bold enough to reveal by adding a sequel to Lady Heron’s ballad, where the beautiful Ellen finally confronts a hidden grudge: she couldn't overlook, even with poetic license, that reckless claim:

There are maidens in Scotland that are much more beautiful Who would happily marry the young Lochinvar!

“Fosters, Fenwicks, and Musgraves,” how they rode and they ran on those hills and leas in days unkind to “a laggard in love and a dastard in war”! These names belong to the English side, as does Grahame in part. Elliot and Armstrong, Pringle and Rutherford, Ker and Home, Douglas, Murray, and Scott, are Scottish Border clans, who kept much together as in the Highlands. “Is there nae kind Christian wull gie me a night’s lodging?” begged a tramp on the Borders, and had for rough answer, “Nae Christians here; we’re a’ Hopes and Johnstones!” a jest transmuted farther north into the terms of a black Mackintosh and red Macgregors.

“Fosters, Fenwicks, and Musgraves,” how they rode and ran on those hills and fields in times tough for “a slacker in love and a coward in battle”! These names are from the English side, as is Grahame in part. Elliot and Armstrong, Pringle and Rutherford, Ker and Home, Douglas, Murray, and Scott are Scottish Border clans that stayed close, just like in the Highlands. “Is there any kind soul who will give me a place to stay for the night?” begged a drifter on the Borders, and received a rough reply, “No Christians here; we’re all Hopes and Johnstones!” a joke that transformed further north into the terms of a black Mackintosh and red Macgregors.

The first name of fame passed on the Caledonian line is Ecclefechan, birthplace of Thomas Carlyle, now a prophet even in his own country, but it is recorded how a devout American pilgrim of earlier days found no responsive warmth in the minds of old neighbours. “Tam Carlyle—ay, there was Tam!” admitted an interrogated native. “He went tae London; they tell me he writes books. But there’s his brither Jeems—he was the mahn o’ that family. He drove mair pigs into Ecclefechan market than ony ither farmer in the parish!” Tom had carried his pigs to a better than any Dumfriesshire market. If we turned west by the Glasgow and South-Western Railway, we should soon come among the shrines of Burns and the monuments of Wallace. But let us rather take the central route, on which flourishes a greener memory.

The first notable name along the Caledonian route is Ecclefechan, the birthplace of Thomas Carlyle, who is now recognized even in his own country. However, it’s noted that a devoted American visitor from earlier times found little warmth in the memories of the old locals. “Tam Carlyle—oh, there was Tam!” admitted one local when questioned. “He went to London; I hear he writes books. But then there’s his brother Jeems—he was the one that truly mattered in that family. He brought more pigs to the Ecclefechan market than any other farmer in the parish!” Tom had taken his pigs to a better market than any in Dumfriesshire. If we head west via the Glasgow and South-Western Railway, we’d soon encounter the memorials of Burns and Wallace. But let’s instead take the central route, which holds a more cherished memory.

The “Waverley” route from Carlisle, a central one between those East and West Coast lines, so distinguishes itself as passing through the cream of the country associated with Sir Walter Scott, its first stage being the wilds of Liddesdale, where he spent seven holiday seasons collecting the Border Minstrelsy. This district, where “every field has its battle and every rivulet its song,” can boast of many singers. From the days of Thomas the Rhymer comes down its long succession of ballad-makers who “saved others’ names but left their own unsung.” At Ednam was born James Thomson, bard of The Seasons and of “Rule, Britannia,” who surely deserves a less prosaic monument than here recalls him. From Ednam, too, came Henry Lyte, a name not so familiar, but how many millions know his hymn “Abide with me”! Some of Horatius Bonar’s hymns were written during his ministry at Kelso. About Denholm were the “Scenes of Infancy” of John Leyden, poet and scholar, cut off untimely. Near his humble home, now turned into a public library, is the lordly house of Minto, one of whose daughters wrote the “Flowers of the Forest.” Thomas Pringle, the South African poet, was born at Blakelaw, near Yetholm, the Border seat of gipsy kings. Home, the author of Douglas, is said to have come from Ancrum, which can more certainly claim Dr. William Buchan of Domestic Medicine renown. Riddell, author of “Scotland Yet,” began life as a Teviot shepherd. If we may touch on living names, was not Mr. Andrew Lang born among the “Soutars of Selkirk,” who has gone so far ultra crepidam? But indeed a whole page might be filled with a bare catalogue of the bards of Tweed and Teviot.

The “Waverley” route from Carlisle, a central link between the East and West Coast lines, stands out for traveling through the heart of the region connected with Sir Walter Scott. Its first stage takes you through the wilds of Liddesdale, where he spent seven holiday seasons gathering the Border Minstrelsy. This area, where “every field has its battle and every stream has its song,” is home to many singers. Since the days of Thomas the Rhymer, there’s been a long line of ballad-makers who “saved others’ names but left their own unsung.” James Thomson, the poet of The Seasons and “Rule, Britannia,” was born in Ednam, and he certainly deserves a more remarkable memorial than he's given here. From Ednam also came Henry Lyte, a less familiar name, but countless people know his hymn “Abide with me”! Some of Horatius Bonar’s hymns were written during his time at Kelso. Around Denholm were the “Scenes of Infancy” by John Leyden, a poet and scholar taken too soon. Near his simple home, now a public library, stands the grand house of Minto, where one of the daughters wrote “Flowers of the Forest.” Thomas Pringle, the South African poet, was born at Blakelaw, close to Yetholm, the Border home of gypsy kings. Home, the author of Douglas, is said to have come from Ancrum, which can more definitely claim Dr. William Buchan, known for Domestic Medicine. Riddell, author of “Scotland Yet,” started life as a shepherd in Teviot. If we touch on contemporary names, wasn’t Mr. Andrew Lang born among the “Soutars of Selkirk,” who has gone so far ultra crepidam? But really, a whole page could be filled just listing the poets from Tweed and Teviot.

The genius loci, greatest of all, while born in Edinburgh, sprang from a Border family of “Scotland’s gentler blood.” The cradle of his race was in Upper Teviotdale, near Hawick, that thriving “Glasgow of the Borders,” among whose busy mills the old Douglas Tower still stands as an hotel, and rites older than Christian Scotland are cherished at its time-honoured Common Riding. Not far off are Harden, home of Wat Scott the reiver, and Branxholme, that after being repeatedly burned by the English, bears an inscription of its rebuilding by a Sir

The genius loci, the greatest of all, was born in Edinburgh but came from a Border family of “Scotland’s gentler blood.” His family's roots were in Upper Teviotdale, near Hawick, which is often called the “Glasgow of the Borders.” Among its busy mills stands the old Douglas Tower, now a hotel, where traditions older than Christian Scotland are celebrated during its historic Common Riding. Not far away are Harden, the home of Wat Scott the reiver, and Branxholme, which, after being burned down several times by the English, has a plaque commemorating its rebuilding by a Sir



ABBOTSFORD, ROXBURGHSHIRE

Abbotsford, Roxburghshire

Walter Scott of Reformation times, whose namesake and descendant would make its name known so widely. At Sandyknowe farm, between the Eden and the Leader Water, he lived as a sickly child in his grandparents’ charge, and under the massive ruin of Smailholm Tower, drank in with reviving health the inspiration of Border lore and romance—

Walter Scott from the Reformation era, whose namesake and descendant would become so well-known. At Sandyknowe farm, located between the Eden and Leader Water, he spent his childhood as a sickly kid under the care of his grandparents, and beneath the grand ruins of Smailholm Tower, he absorbed the inspiring tales of Border history and romance while regaining his health—

Ever, by the winter fireplace,
I’ve heard old stories about sadness or joy,
Of lovers' tricks, of women's charms,
Of witches' spells and warriors' weapons; Of battles fought by patriots in the past
By Wallace the brave and Bruce the bold; In recent battles and conflicts,
When flowing down from their Highland height,
The Scottish clans, in full swing,
Had cleared the red ranks away.
While lying stretched out on the floor,
Once more, I battled through every fight, Pebbles and shells, arranged in order,
The imitation ranks of war are shown; And onward still the Scottish Lion carried on,
And still the scattered Southerners ran away.

Later on, the old folks being dead, his sanatorium quarters were shifted to his aunt’s home at Kelso, where also an uncle bought a house, inherited by the lucky poet. For a time he attended the Grammar School, whose pupils had for playground the adjacent ruins of the Abbey, so roughly handled in Border wars and by iconoclastic zealots. This boy had other resources than play, who could forget his dinner in the charms of Percy’s Reliques; and his lameness did not hinder him from roaming over the beautiful country in which Tweed and Teviot meet. Their confluence encloses the ruins of Roxburgh Castle, once a favourite royal residence and strong Border fortress, before whose walls James II., trying to wrest it back from the English, was killed by the bursting of one of those new-fangled “engines” that were to break down moated castles, replaced by such sumptuous mansions as Floors, the modern château of the Duke of Roxburghe. Roxburgh town has disappeared more completely than its castle, its name surviving in that of the picturesque Border shire where, off and on, Scott spent much of his youth, photographing on a sensitive mind the scenes he has made famous, and getting to know the flesh-and-blood models of Meg Merrilies, Edie Ochiltree, Old Mortality, Dandie Dinmont, Josiah Cargill, and other “characters” that but for him might now be forgotten.

Later on, when the old folks passed away, his living situation changed to his aunt’s house in Kelso, where an uncle also bought a property, which was inherited by the fortunate poet. For a while, he attended the Grammar School, whose students played in the nearby ruins of the Abbey, which had been badly damaged during Border wars and by iconoclastic zealots. This boy had interests beyond just playing; he could easily forget his lunch when engrossed in Percy’s Reliques; and his lameness didn’t stop him from exploring the beautiful countryside where Tweed and Teviot converge. Their meeting point surrounds the ruins of Roxburgh Castle, once a favored royal home and a strong Border fortress, where James II., trying to reclaim it from the English, was killed when one of those new-fangled “engines” exploded, which were meant to break down moated castles, later replaced by grand mansions like Floors, the modern château of the Duke of Roxburghe. Roxburgh town has disappeared more completely than its castle, its name living on in the name of the scenic Border shire where, on and off, Scott spent much of his youth, capturing in his sensitive mind the scenes he made famous, and getting to know the real-life inspirations for Meg Merrilies, Edie Ochiltree, Old Mortality, Dandie Dinmont, Josiah Cargill, and other “characters” that, without him, might have been forgotten.

Kelso stands almost on the site of Roxburgh, but its place as county town is taken by Jedburgh, guard of the “Middle March,” farther to the south, yet not so near the crooked border line. It stands upon a tributary of the Teviot, among “Eden scenes of crystal Jed,” flowing down from the Cheviots. Tourists do not know what they miss by grudging time to divagate on the branches connecting the two main lines of the North British Railway. Jedburgh, birthplace of scientific celebrities, Sir David Brewster and Mrs. Somerville, has another grand Abbey, that suffered much from early English tourists; and its jail occupies the site of a vanished royal castle. In this old seat of “Jeddart justice,” Scott began his career at the Bar, by the defence of such a poacher and sheep-stealer as his own forebears had been on a bolder scale. Here a few years later, he met Wordsworth in the house recently marked by a memorial tablet; and other dwellings are pointed out as having housed Queen Mary and Prince Charlie, while Burns has left a warm record of his visit, so many of Scotland’s idols has Jedburgh known, and may well reproach the hasty travellers who pass it by.

Kelso is almost where Roxburgh used to be, but Jedburgh is the county town, serving as the guardian of the “Middle March,” a bit further south but not quite so close to the winding border. It’s located on a tributary of the Teviot, amidst the “Eden scenes of crystal Jed,” flowing down from the Cheviots. Tourists often don't realize what they're missing by rushing through without taking time to explore the routes connecting the two main lines of the North British Railway. Jedburgh, the birthplace of scientific figures like Sir David Brewster and Mrs. Somerville, features another impressive Abbey, which suffered damage from early English tourists; and its jail is built on the site of a lost royal castle. In this historic town of “Jeddart justice,” Scott started his legal career by defending a poacher and sheep-stealer much like his own ancestors had done on a larger scale. A few years later, he met Wordsworth in the house now marked by a memorial plaque; other residences are noted for having sheltered Queen Mary and Prince Charlie, while Burns has left a heartfelt account of his visit. Jedburgh has hosted so many of Scotland’s icons and can justifiably scold the hasty travelers who overlook it.

The young advocate did not waste much of his genius on defending sheep-stealers and the like; but in those halcyon days of patronage, through the influence of his chief, the Duke of Buccleuch, he soon got the snug berth of Sheriff of Selkirk. This brought him to live at Ashestiel on the Tweed, where he spent his happiest days, writing his best poems, and beginning Waverley, to be laid by and forgotten for years. Selkirk, too, has the misfortune of lying off the main line; but strangers would do well to turn aside here for the wild pastoral scenes of St. Mary’s Loch and the “Dowie Dens of Yarrow.” Too many, like Wordsworth, put off this trip to rheumatic years; yet it may be easily done by the coach routes from Selkirk and from Moffat on the Caledonian line, that meet at Tibbie Shiels’ Inn, whose visitors’ book enshrines such a collection of autographs; and its homely fame scorns the pretensions of the new “hotel.” This is the heart of Ettrick Forest, where stands a monument of its shepherd, James Hogg, unfairly caricatured as the genial buffoon of the Noctes, but second only to Burns as a popular poet, and best known over the English-speaking world by his “Bird of the wilderness, blithesome and cumberless.” All the schooling he had was a few months in early childhood; he taught himself to write on slate stones of the hillside where he herded cows, and this art he had to relearn when he first tried to sing of green Ettrick—

The young lawyer didn’t spend much of his talent defending sheep thieves and the like; but during those golden days of patronage, with the help of his boss, the Duke of Buccleuch, he quickly secured the comfortable position of Sheriff of Selkirk. This allowed him to live at Ashestiel on the Tweed, where he enjoyed his happiest days, writing his best poems and starting Waverley, which he set aside and forgot for years. Selkirk also has the misfortune of being off the main route; however, visitors should definitely make a detour here to enjoy the stunning rural views of St. Mary’s Loch and the “Dowie Dens of Yarrow.” Too many, like Wordsworth, delay this trip until their old, aching years; yet it can be easily reached by coach routes from Selkirk and Moffat on the Caledonian line, which converge at Tibbie Shiels’ Inn, whose logbook showcases a great collection of signatures, and its humble reputation dismisses the pretensions of the new “hotel.” This is the heart of Ettrick Forest, where there’s a monument to its shepherd, James Hogg, who was unfairly depicted as the lovable fool of the Noctes, but who ranks second only to Burns as a popular poet, best known around the English-speaking world for his “Bird of the wilderness, blithesome and cumberless.” His formal education only lasted a few months in early childhood; he taught himself to write on slate and stones from the hillside while he tended cows, and he had to relearn this skill when he first attempted to sing about green Ettrick—

In many a country song,
Her heroes, hills, and green groves; Her untamed lands and vibrant valleys, The loves of her shepherds and maidens.

The North British junction for Selkirk is at Galashiels, another thriving woollen town, whose mills may not have improved the physique of the “braw lads of Gala Water.” Before reaching this, the main line, holding up the Tweed where it is looked down upon by a colossal statue of Wallace, passes two more of David I.’s quartet of Abbeys, so that the tourist has no excuse for not visiting Dryburgh and Melrose. Melrose, indeed, is a tourist shrine, that owns a somewhat sheltered climate, with natural charms enough to fill its adjacent Hydropathic and the hotels about the Abbey and the Cross, nucleus of a group of Tweedside hamlets, to which warm red stone, sometimes filched from the ruins, gives a snug and cheerful aspect; then the nakedness of the slopes, held by Scott a beauty, though he laboured to clothe it with plantations, hides nooks like that Rhymer’s Glen, where True Thomas was spirited away by the Fairy Queen, and that Fairy Dean in which the White Lady of Avenel appeared to Halbert Glendinning. Above rise the triple Eildon Hills, in whose caverns Arthur and his knights lie sleeping, and from the top, as our Last Minstrel boasted, can be seen more than forty spots famed in history or song.

The North British junction for Selkirk is at Galashiels, another lively wool town, whose mills might not have improved the build of the “braw lads of Gala Water.” Before reaching this, the main line, which follows the Tweed as it’s overlooked by a massive statue of Wallace, passes two more of David I.’s four Abbeys, so tourists have no excuse for not visiting Dryburgh and Melrose. Melrose, in fact, is a popular tourist destination, known for its somewhat sheltered climate and natural beauty that attracts visitors to its nearby Hydropathic and the hotels around the Abbey and the Cross, forming the center of a group of Tweedside villages, where warm red stone, sometimes taken from the ruins, gives a cozy and cheerful look; then the bare slopes, which Scott considered beautiful, although he worked to cover them with trees, hide spots like Rhymer’s Glen, where True Thomas was taken away by the Fairy Queen, and Fairy Dean, where the White Lady of Avenel appeared to Halbert Glendinning. Rising above are the triple Eildon Hills, where Arthur and his knights are said to be sleeping in their caves, and from the top, as our Last Minstrel claimed, you can see more than forty places famous in history or song.

Of Melrose Abbey, the finest remains of Scottish ecclesiastical architecture in its golden age, and of its

Of Melrose Abbey, the best surviving example of Scottish church architecture during its golden age, and of its



MELROSE, ROXBURGHSHIRE

MELROSE, ROXBURGHSHIRE

illustrious tombs, let the guide-books speak, and the romance that deals with this neighbourhood of “Kennaquhair,” an alias plagiarised by Carlyle in his Weissnichtwo. Visiting it “by pale moonlight” or otherwise, few will not turn three miles up the river to that other showplace, Abbotsford, the Delilah of his imagination that bound Scott in withs of care and set him to toiling for Philistines. The baronial mansion, now overlooked by outlying villas of Galashiels, was all his own creation, and most of the trees were planted by himself, in the absorbing process that began with buying a hundred ill-famed acres, and ended with such unfortunate success in making, as he said, “a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.” When one thinks what it cost him, this exhibition of artificial feudalism has its painful side; yet another Sir Walter, a romancer of our own generation, declares that it “would make an oyster enthusiastic.” But more moving is the pilgrimage from Melrose down the Tweed to where, in St. Mary’s Aisle of Dryburgh Abbey, the most beautiful fragment of a noble fane, among the tombs of his kin lies at rest Scotland’s most illustrious son, he who best displayed the warp and woof that makes the chequered pattern of his country’s nature.

Famous tombs, let the guidebooks tell you, and the stories that revolve around this area of “Kennaquhair,” a name borrowed by Carlyle in his *Weissnichtwo*. Whether visiting it “by pale moonlight” or not, few will skip a trip three miles up the river to the other attraction, Abbotsford, the dream of his imagination that tied Scott down with worries and made him labor for the masses. The grand house, now overshadowed by new villas in Galashiels, was entirely his creation, and he planted most of the trees himself, in the fascinating journey that began with purchasing a hundred notorious acres and ended with the unfortunate triumph of making, as he put it, “a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.” When you think about what it cost him, this display of artificial feudalism has its sad aspect; yet another Sir Walter, a storyteller of our time, says it “would make an oyster enthusiastic.” But even more touching is the journey from Melrose down the Tweed to where, in St. Mary’s Aisle of Dryburgh Abbey, the most beautiful piece of a great church, among the tombs of his family, lies at rest Scotland’s most notable son, who best showed the intricate patterns that make up the complex nature of his country.

When will Cockney revilers learn that Scotland is not all thrift, caution, and kailyard prose, but a nation showing two main strains, which Mr. John Morley suggests as the explanation of Gladstone’s complex character? One component may be hard, practical, frugal, in politics tending to democracy, in religion to logic; but this has been crossed by a spirit, better bred in the romantic Highlands, that is generous, proud, quick-tempered, reckless, reverent towards the past, rather than eager for progress. The painter of Scottish life must recognise how Fitz-James and Roderick Dhu are countrymen with Bailie Nicol Jarvie and Andrew Fairservice, how Flora MacIvor is not less a Scotswoman than Mause Headrigg or Jenny Dennison, and how the Jacobite and the Presbyterian enthusiasm smacked of the same soil. If one shut one’s eye to half the case, it would be easy to make out that rash impetuosity flourished beyond the Tweed rather than the thistly prudence taken for a more congenial crop.

When will Cockney critics realize that Scotland is not just about thrift, caution, and rural writings, but a nation with two main influences, which Mr. John Morley points out as key to understanding Gladstone’s complex character? One aspect may be tough, practical, and frugal, leaning towards democracy in politics and logic in religion; but this is also influenced by a spirit, more typically found in the romantic Highlands, that is generous, proud, quick-tempered, reckless, and respectful of the past, rather than fixated on progress. The artist depicting Scottish life must acknowledge that Fitz-James and Roderick Dhu are as much part of the countryside as Bailie Nicol Jarvie and Andrew Fairservice, that Flora MacIvor is just as much a Scotswoman as Mause Headrigg or Jenny Dennison, and that Jacobite and Presbyterian passions come from the same roots. If one ignores half of the story, it would be easy to conclude that impetuousness thrived beyond the Tweed, rather than the cautious nature seen as a more suitable trait.

Scott comprehended both of these elements. By birth and training he belonged to the Saxon, by sympathy to the Celt. If his father was a douce Edinburgh “writer,” one of his forebears had been that “Beardie” who bound himself never to shave till the Stuarts came back to their own. Brought up under the dry light of the Revolution Settlement, in his reminiscences of childhood he transforms a worthy parish minister into a “Venerable Priest,” and in later life he came to be himself little better than an Episcopalian. It may be owned he had no more religion than became a Cavalier; even the romance of superstition did not take much hold on him, and that rhyming “White Lady” has not even a ghostly life on his page. His favourite heroes are the like of Montrose and Claverhouse, yet he can do justice to the stern virtues of the Covenanters. In the sober historian mood he duly warns his grandchild how life was galled and fettered in the good old days, which he was too willing to see couleur de rose when their picturesque incidents offered themselves to the romancer. He turns a blind eye, perhaps, too much on the faults of knights and princes, yet he knows the worth of ploughmen and fisherfolk, and into Halbert Glendinning’s and Henry Morton’s mouths he puts sentiments to which John Bright or Cobden might say amen. He is happiest, indeed, in the past, when “the wrath of our ancestors was coloured gules,” whereas we have learned, like Mr. Trulliber’s wife, to be Christians and take the law of our enemies. His appetite for imaginary bloodshed is a sore offence to writers like Mark Twain, who appear less scandalised that a pork-baron, a corn-lord, or a cotton-king should plot to be rich by starving children on the other side of the world. But Scott’s very failings reflect the character of his countrymen, who, Highland and Lowland, have been mighty fighters before the Lord on a much wider field than from Berwick to John o’ Groat’s House. The pity is that this imaginative writer, who knew all characters better than his own, should have fancied himself a shrewd man of business, a part for which he was too generous and trustful. Of his personal merits, the most marked is that in a class of sedentary craftsmen notoriously apt to be irritable, bilious, jealous, and vainglorious, Walter Scott stands out by hearty, wholesome, human qualities which present him as the type of a Scottish gentleman.

Scott understood both these aspects. By birth and training, he belonged to the Saxons, and by sentiment, to the Celts. While his father was a respectable Edinburgh “writer,” one of his ancestors had been that “Beardie” who vowed never to shave until the Stuarts returned to power. Growing up under the unyielding influence of the Revolution Settlement, he idealized a decent parish minister as a “Venerable Priest” in his childhood memories, and as an adult, he became somewhat similar to an Episcopalian. It can be admitted that he had no more religion than was fitting for a Cavalier; even the allure of superstition didn’t captivate him much, and that rhyming “White Lady” lacks even a spectral presence in his writings. His favorite heroes were characters like Montrose and Claverhouse, yet he could appreciate the unwavering virtues of the Covenanters. In a serious historian’s tone, he carefully cautions his grandchild about how life was constrained and burdened in the supposedly good old days, which he was too eager to see couleur de rose when their vivid incidents became available to the storyteller. He might overlook too many faults of knights and princes, but he recognizes the worth of farmers and fishermen, expressing sentiments through Halbert Glendinning and Henry Morton that John Bright or Cobden could agree with. He finds his greatest joy in the past, when “the wrath of our ancestors was colored gules, ” while we have learned, like Mr. Trulliber’s wife, to be Christians and accept the laws of our enemies. His craving for fictional bloodshed offends writers like Mark Twain, who seem less shocked by a pork baron, a corn lord, or a cotton king plotting to get rich by starving children on the other side of the globe. However, Scott's very shortcomings reflect the character of his countrymen, who, Highland and Lowland, have been formidable fighters before the Lord on a much broader stage than from Berwick to John o’ Groat’s House. The unfortunate part is that this imaginative writer, who understood all characters better than his own, mistakenly believed himself to be a savvy businessman, a role for which he was too generous and trusting. Among his personal qualities, the most notable is that in a profession of sedentary craftsmen, notoriously prone to irritability, bitterness, jealousy, and vanity, Walter Scott stands out for his sincere, robust, and human qualities, which present him as the epitome of a Scottish gentleman.

Whatever record jumps to light,
He will never be shamed!

To have done with the “Scott Country,” we should hold on westward up the Tweed to where its sources almost mingle with those of the Clyde, below the bold mass of Tinto and other hills that might claim a less modest title. This route would bring us by the renowned inn of Clovenfords, “howff” of Christopher North and many another choice spirit, by Ashestiel, then by Innerleithen, set up as a spa through its claim to represent St. Ronan’s; and so to Peebles, a haunt of pleasure since the days when James I. wrote of “Peeblis to the play.” For some reason or other, Peebles and Paisley have become butts of Gotham banter, their very names attracting the sly jests by which Scotsmen love to make fun of themselves. But neither of them is a town to be sneezed at. Peebles, for its part, after falling into a rather sleepy state, has been wakened up in our time through the Tontine “hottle,” that so much excited Meg Dods’ scorn; the huge Hydropathic that has introduced German bath practice into Scotland; and the Institution bestowed on the town by William Chambers, who hence set out to turn the proverbial half-crown into a goodly fortune. Was it not at this Institution that the local Mutual Improvement Society gravely debated the question, “Shall the material Universe be destroyed?” and decided, by a majority of one, in the negative! When Sir Cresswell Cresswell, from his peculiar bench, laid down the dictum that marriages between May and December often turned out ill, it must have been a Paisley statistician who wrote to him for the data on which he founded his assertion that “marriages contracted in the latter part of the year, etc.” But Paisley has its manufacturing prosperity to fling in the teeth of calumny; and Peebles has romantic as well as comic associations, notably its Neidpath Castle and its Manor Water Glen, haunted by memories of the Black Dwarf.

To wrap up our exploration of the “Scott Country,” we should head west up the Tweed until we reach its sources, which nearly mix with those of the Clyde, beneath the impressive Tinto and other hills that could easily claim bolder names. This route will take us past the famous inn at Clovenfords, a favorite spot for Christopher North and many other notable figures, then through Ashestiel and Innerleithen, which has become a spa thanks to its connection to St. Ronan’s; and finally to Peebles, a place of enjoyment since the days when James I. mentioned “Peeblis to the play.” For some unknown reason, Peebles and Paisley have become the subjects of lighthearted jokes, with their names often used for the playful banter Scotsmen enjoy. However, neither is a town to be underestimated. Peebles, once in a bit of a sleepy state, has been revitalized in our time by the Tontine “hottle,” which greatly amused Meg Dods; the large Hydropathic that brought German bathing practices to Scotland; and the Institution set up in the town by William Chambers, who aimed to turn the proverbial half-crown into a great fortune. Was it not at this Institution that the local Mutual Improvement Society seriously discussed the question, “Shall the material Universe be destroyed?” and decided, by a slim majority, that it should not! When Sir Cresswell Cresswell, from his unique bench, stated that marriages between May and December often ended poorly, it must have been a statistician from Paisley who wrote to him for the evidence behind his claim that “marriages contracted in the latter part of the year, etc.” But Paisley can boast its manufacturing success as a defense against slander; and Peebles has both romantic and humorous histories, notably with Neidpath Castle and the Manor Water Glen, which are filled with memories of the Black Dwarf.

The leisurely tourist might gain Edinburgh by a

The leisurely tourist might reach Edinburgh by a



SCOTT’S FAVOURITE VIEW FROM BEMERSIDE HILL, ROXBURGHSHIRE

SCOTT'S FAVORITE VIEW FROM BEMERSIDE HILL, ROXBURGHSHIRE

branch line through Peebles, and this route can be recommended to the hippogriffs of cycles and motors. Beyond the Catrail, ancient barrier of the Picts or the Britons of Strathclyde, our main railroad, as its way is, keeps on straight up the course of the Gala, leaving to its right the dreary Lammermoors; then between the Castles of Borthwick and Crichton, it enters on the more prosaic Lothian country. To the left is seen the Pentland ridge, and straight ahead springs up the cone of Arthur’s Seat beaconing us to Edinburgh, goal of the race for which a Caledonian express will be speeding along the farther side of the Pentlands.

branch line through Peebles, and this route is great for cyclists and motorcyclists. Beyond the Catrail, an ancient barrier of the Picts or the Britons of Strathclyde, our main railroad continues straight up the Gala’s path, passing the gloomy Lammermoors on its right; then between the castles of Borthwick and Crichton, it enters the more mundane Lothian region. To the left, you can see the Pentland ridge, and straight ahead, the cone of Arthur’s Seat rises, calling us to Edinburgh, the destination for which a Caledonian express will be racing along the other side of the Pentlands.

And not a kilt have we seen yet, since leaving London! Of this more anon; kilts are not at home on the Borders, though I have seen one on the Welsh Marches, worn in conjunction with a pith helmet by a retired Liverpool tradesman. Since “gloves of steel” and “helmets barred” went out of fashion on Tweedside, the local colour has been that modest shepherd’s plaid displayed in Lord Brougham’s trousers to the ribaldry of Punch, and even that goes out of homely wear. You may buy Scott and Douglas tartans in the shops, but they seem vain things, fondly invented, as indeed are some of the patterns now seen in the Highlands. But there will be a good show of kilts in Edinburgh Castle, where once they were like to be bestowed in the dungeon:—

And we haven't seen a single kilt since we left London! More on that later; kilts aren't common in the Borders, although I did spot one on the Welsh Marches, worn with a pith helmet by a retired tradesman from Liverpool. Ever since "steel gloves" and "barred helmets" fell out of style in Tweedside, the local look has been that simple shepherd’s plaid featured in Lord Brougham’s trousers, often mocked in Punch, and even that is fading from everyday wear. You can buy Scott and Douglas tartans in the stores, but they seem like unnecessary things, whimsically created, much like some of the patterns now seen in the Highlands. But there will be a good display of kilts at Edinburgh Castle, where they were once likely to be kept in the dungeon:—

Woe to the fools who made the laws. To execute someone for their belongings—
To take life for such a cause As a lifting horse or mare!

And here our North British express, panting through the fat Lothians, comes to slacken under the castellated walls of that gaol which tourists are apt to take for the Castle—no true kilts to be looked for there nowadays, yet perhaps at the Police Court under the head of drunk and disorderly! So let us leave the Borderland behind with a quotation from an American writer (Penelope in Scotland) who knows what’s what, and who at first sight fairly loses her heart to Edinburgh, haars, east winds, and all, that are its thorns in the flesh. “I hope,” she very sensibly says, “that those in authority will never attempt to convene a Peace Congress in Edinburgh, lest the influence of the Castle be too strong for the delegates. They could not resist it nor turn their backs upon it, since, unlike other ancient fortresses, it is but a stone’s-throw from the front windows of all the hotels. They might mean never so well, but they would end by buying dirk hat-pins and claymore brooches for their wives; their daughters would all run after the kilted regiment and marry as many of the pipers as asked them, and before night they would all be shouting with the noble Fitz-Eustace,

And here our North British express, huffing through the rich Lothians, comes to a stop under the castle-like walls of that jail that tourists often mistake for the Castle—no real kilts to be found there nowadays, but maybe at the Police Court for drunk and disorderly conduct! So let’s leave the Borderland behind with a quote from an American writer (Penelope in Scotland) who knows her stuff and who, at first glance, completely falls for Edinburgh, haars, east winds, and all, which are its thorns in the side. “I hope,” she wisely says, “that those in charge will never try to hold a Peace Congress in Edinburgh, lest the Castle’s influence be too strong for the delegates. They wouldn’t be able to resist it or turn away from it, since, unlike other ancient fortresses, it’s just a stone’s throw from the front windows of all the hotels. They might have the best intentions, but they would end up buying dirk hat-pins and claymore brooches for their wives; their daughters would all chase after the kilted regiment and marry as many of the pipers as asked them, and by nightfall, they’d all be shouting along with the noble Fitz-Eustace.

Where’s the coward who wouldn’t dare
"To fight for a place like that?"

CHAPTER II

AULD REEKIE

Auld Reekie,” as it is fondly called, still raises its smokiest chimneys and most weathered walls along the “hoary ridge of ancient town” that culminates in the Castle Rock, looking across a long central line of gardens to the farther swell of land on which stands the New Town of Scott’s day. But New Town now seems a misnomer, since the cramped site of the old city, itself much sweetened and aerated by innovations, is surrounded by newer towns expanding in other directions. Southwards, of late years, Edinburgh has grown more rapidly up to the foot of the hills that here edge the suburbs of Newington, Grange, and Morningside. Westwards she spreads out towards Corstorphine Hill and Craiglockhart. On the east her progress is barred by the mass of Arthur’s Seat, but round the base of this creep rows of tall houses that will soon connect her with Portobello, that minor Margate of the capital, now comprised within her municipal boundaries. Northwards, she goes on “flinging her white arms to the sea,” which she almost touches at Granton and Trinity; and a long unlovely street leads to the Piræus of this modern Athens, Leith, still stiffly standing aloof in civic independence. Including Leith, which refuses to be included, the Scottish metropolis began the century with a population not far short of 400,000.

Old Smoky,” as it’s affectionately known, still raises its smokiest chimneys and most worn walls along the “old ridge of the ancient town” that ends at the Castle Rock, looking across a long central line of gardens to the further stretch of land where the New Town from Scott’s era stands. But New Town now feels like a misnomer, since the cramped area of the old city, itself improved and refreshed by changes, is surrounded by newer towns expanding in other directions. In recent years, Edinburgh has rapidly grown southward toward the hills that border the suburbs of Newington, Grange, and Morningside. Westward, it spreads toward Corstorphine Hill and Craiglockhart. To the east, progress is blocked by the bulk of Arthur’s Seat, but at its base, rows of tall houses are creeping in, soon connecting her to Portobello, that smaller Margate of the capital, which is now within her municipal borders. To the north, she continues “flinging her white arms to the sea,” almost reaching it at Granton and Trinity; and a long unattractive street leads to the modern Athens's Piræus, Leith, still standing firmly in civic independence. Including Leith, which doesn’t want to be included, the Scottish metropolis started the century with a population close to 400,000.

On high in the midst of these modern settings, the charms of Old Edinburgh are thrown into becoming relief, as the medley smartness of Princes Street is enhanced by its facing the grim backs of the High Street “lands.” Ruskin and other critics have said hard things of the New Town’s architects; but their strictures do not go without question. What, at all events, must strike strangers is an imposing solidity of the modern buildings, whether tall “stairs”—Anglicé flats—or roomy private houses, nearly all built of a grey stone that seems in keeping with the atmosphere; and this not only in the central streets and squares, but in outer suburbs, innocent of brick and stucco. If a too classical regularity has been aimed at, this is tempered by the unevenness of the ground, breaking up the “draughty parallelograms,” giving vistas into the open country, and at night such long panoramas of glittering lights displayed on slopes and crests. The place, says R. L. Stevenson, who has so well caught the picturesque points of his native city, “is full of theatre tricks in the way of scenery.... You turn a corner, and there is the sun going down into the Highland hills. You look down an alley, and see ships tacking for the Baltic.” And if the city fathers have been ill advised in the past, its municipality may claim the credit of being first in the kingdom to take powers for disinfecting it against the plague of mendacious and hideous advertisements that are too much allowed to pock our highways and byways.

High above in these modern surroundings, the beauty of Old Edinburgh stands out, as the stylishness of Princes Street is complemented by the stark backs of the High Street buildings. Ruskin and other critics have had harsh things to say about the architects of the New Town, but their criticisms aren’t without pushback. What strikes visitors is the impressive sturdiness of the modern buildings, whether they are tall flats or spacious private homes, almost all made of grey stone that fits the atmosphere. This is true not just in the central streets and squares, but also in the outer suburbs, which lack brick and stucco. Even if there’s been an attempt at overly classical uniformity, it’s softened by the uneven terrain, breaking up the “drafty rectangles” and providing views into the countryside, plus at night there are long stretches of twinkling lights on the hills and slopes. According to R. L. Stevenson, who has expertly captured the picturesque aspects of his hometown, “it’s full of scenic surprises.... You turn a corner, and there’s the sun setting over the Highland hills. You peek down an alley and see ships heading for the Baltic.” And while the city leaders may have made poor decisions in the past, they can take pride in being the first in the kingdom to take action against the plague of deceptive and unsightly advertisements that often tarnish our roads and pathways.



EDINBURGH FROM “REST AND BE THANKFUL”

EDINBURGH FROM “REST AND BE THANKFUL”

A peculiar feature of the city is its “Bridges,” by which certain streets span others at different levels, physically and socially. From the unique Dean Bridge, in the heart of the West End, one overlooks what might be taken for a Highland glen but for the lines of mansions that edge it above. When I came to Edinburgh as a homesick little schoolboy, appalled by the “boundless continuity” of street, I devoted my first Saturday freedom to an attempt at discovering the open country. This was happily before the days of schoolboys being driven and drilled to play. Striking the Water of Leith at Stockbridge, I turned along the path leading into this glen that might well satisfy desires for a green solitude. But on reaching the village of Dean, embedded below the bridge, I climbed up to find myself beside the dome of St. George’s Church, lost deeper than ever in that bewildering city. Still, a little trimmed and tamed, an oasis of wooded bank shuts in the rushing stream, now purified and stocked with trout, where we were content to catch loaches and sticklebacks.

A unique feature of the city is its "Bridges," where certain streets crossed others at different heights, both physically and socially. From the distinctive Dean Bridge in the heart of the West End, you can see what looks like a Highland glen, if not for the mansions that line it above. When I first came to Edinburgh as a homesick schoolboy, overwhelmed by the “endless stretch” of streets, I spent my first Saturday off trying to find the countryside. Thankfully, this was before schoolboys were pushed to play sports. Reaching the Water of Leith at Stockbridge, I followed the path leading into this glen that could easily fulfill a longing for green solitude. But upon arriving in the village of Dean, nestled below the bridge, I climbed up to find myself next to the dome of St. George’s Church, even more lost in that confusing city. Still, a neatly trimmed oasis of wooded bank surrounds the rushing stream, now clear and filled with trout, where we were content catching loaches and sticklebacks.

What a loss to this city was the classically-minded Gothicism or carelessness through which came to be rooted up so many noble trees that once dotted the parks of Drumsheugh and Bellevue! But Edinburgh has been well endowed afresh with open spaces and shrubberies, those that separate the blocks of the New Town mainly private joint-stock paradises, yet serving for public amenity. The Old Town is enclosed between the noble stretch of the Princes Street Gardens on the north, and on the south the open Meadows, with its “Philosopher’s Walk” of Dugald Stewart’s and Playfair’s days, rising into the Bruntsfield Links. Then the city is almost ringed about by parks, more than one of them including grand features of natural scenery. Philadelphia is the only city I know which has such wild scenes at her very doors, in her case collected together in the Fairmount Park, where miles of hill and river landscape have been left almost untouched among the streets and suburbs, yet boasting no points so noble as the head of Arthur’s Seat, with its girdle of crags, screes, and lakes.

What a loss to this city was the classic Gothic style or carelessness that led to the removal of so many noble trees that once filled the parks of Drumsheugh and Bellevue! But Edinburgh has been revitalized with open spaces and gardens, those that separate the blocks of the New Town, mostly private joint-stock paradises, yet serving public enjoyment. The Old Town is bordered by the beautiful expanse of Princes Street Gardens to the north, and to the south, the open Meadows, featuring the “Philosopher’s Walk” from Dugald Stewart’s and Playfair’s times, rising into the Bruntsfield Links. The city is almost surrounded by parks, many of which showcase stunning natural scenery. Philadelphia is the only city I know that has such wild landscapes right at its doorstep, all gathered in Fairmount Park, where miles of hilly and river landscapes have been left almost untouched among the streets and suburbs, yet it doesn't have anything as impressive as the peak of Arthur’s Seat, with its ring of crags, screes, and lakes.

This miniature Ben, imposing as it looks, is under 1000 feet high, and easily climbed. Those almost past their climbing days may seek Blackford Hill on the south side, where Scott tells us that he bird’s-nested as a truant boy, and speaks of it as at a later day brought under cultivation; but it has relapsed again to its native wildness, laid out as a rough park and as site for the squat domes of the new Observatory. From this eminence one gets Marmion’s view of the city, now grown up to its foot, shut in between Arthur’s Seat and the wooded ridge of Corstorphine, and bounded to the north across the Firth by the heights of Fife, above which, in clear weather, stand up the blue bastions of the Highlands. Behind Blackford, one may keep up the wooded hollow of the Hermitage, by a public path following the stream, and thus gain the Braid Hills, overlooking the city a little farther back. Keeping along their edge, at some risk from flying golf balls, one can hold on to the hotel built between the old and the new south roads. Here, at the terminus of suburban trams, looking to the Pentlands up the valley of the Braid Burn, by which runs a field path towards Swanston, the country home of R. L. Stevenson, one might hardly guess oneself so near a great city, but for the lordly poorhouse and fever-hospital buildings to the back of Craiglockhart Hill.

This small Ben, despite its impressive appearance, is less than 1,000 feet high and is easy to climb. Those who are almost done with climbing may want to visit Blackford Hill on the south side, where Scott mentions he used to bird-nest as a rebellious boy, and he describes it as being cultivated later on; however, it has returned to its natural wildness, laid out as a rough park and as a site for the squat domes of the new Observatory. From this high point, you get Marmion’s view of the city, which has now grown up to its base, nestled between Arthur’s Seat and the wooded ridge of Corstorphine, and bordered to the north by the heights of Fife across the Firth, where the blue mountains of the Highlands rise in clear weather. Behind Blackford, you can follow the wooded valley of the Hermitage via a public path that runs along the stream, eventually leading to the Braid Hills, which overlook the city from a little further back. Staying near the edge of the hills, while dodging flying golf balls, you can reach the hotel located between the old and new south roads. Here, at the end of the suburban tram lines, looking towards the Pentlands up the valley of the Braid Burn, where a path leads to Swanston, the country home of R. L. Stevenson, you might hardly guess you’re so close to a major city, if it weren’t for the imposing poorhouse and fever hospital buildings behind Craiglockhart Hill.

In the very heart of the city are view-points fine enough to content hasty travellers, from the battlements of the Castle, from the spire of Scott’s Monument, from the slopes of the Calton Hill, with its array of ready-made ruins and monuments with which Edinburgh has sought to live up to her classical pretensions. This rises beyond the east end of Princes Street, opposite the battlemented gaol, and a little way past that Charing Cross of Auld Reekie, where its main ways meet between the Post Office, the Register House and the tower of a new North British Hotel looking down upon the glass roofs of the sunken Waverley Station. At the other end of Princes Street, an opening before the Caledonian Station may be called Edinburgh’s Piccadilly Circus, radiating into its Mayfair quarter. This end is dominated by the Castle, suggesting to Algerian travellers a duodecimo edition of that wonderful rock-set city Constantine. It shows little of the modern fortress, rather a pile of ugly barracks which a Japanese cruiser could knock to pieces from the Firth; but one understands how in old days its site made it a Gibraltar citadel, that often could hold out when the town was overrun by foemen taking care to keep themselves beyond range of the Castle guns. Taylor, the Water Poet, who had seen something of war in his youth, judged it “so strongly grounded, bounded, and founded, that by force of man it can never be confounded.” The King himself did not gain admittance on his recent visit without a ceremony of summons by the Lord Lyon King of Arms; but all and sundry, at reasonable hours, may stroll across its drawbridge to lounge on the ramparts, to be conducted over historic relics by veteran ciceroni, or to wait for the stunning report of the gun, which, fired from Greenwich at one o’clock, brings every watch within hearing to the test.

In the heart of the city are viewpoints good enough to satisfy busy travelers, from the castle battlements, from the spire of Scott’s Monument, and from the slopes of Calton Hill, with its collection of ready-made ruins and monuments that Edinburgh has used to uphold its classical image. This rises beyond the east end of Princes Street, across from the walled jail, and just past that Charing Cross of Old Reekie, where the main roads meet between the Post Office, the Register House, and the tower of a new North British Hotel overlooking the glass roofs of the sunken Waverley Station. At the other end of Princes Street, an opening before the Caledonian Station could be called Edinburgh’s Piccadilly Circus, branching out into its Mayfair area. This end is dominated by the Castle, which might remind Algerian travelers of a small version of the amazing rock-encased city of Constantine. It shows little of the modern fortress, more like a jumble of ugly barracks that a Japanese cruiser could easily destroy from the Firth; but you can understand how, in the past, its location made it a Gibraltar citadel, one that could often withstand attacks when the town was invaded by enemies who stayed out of range of the Castle guns. Taylor, the Water Poet, who had some experience with war in his youth, thought it “so strongly grounded, bounded, and founded, that by force of man it can never be confounded.” The King himself didn’t get inside on his recent visit without a formal summons from the Lord Lyon King of Arms; but everyone else, at reasonable hours, can stroll across its drawbridge to relax on the ramparts, be guided over historic relics by veteran tour guides, or wait for the impressive sound of the gun, fired from Greenwich at one o’clock, which tests every watch within earshot.

From this “Maiden Castle,” safe refuge for princesses of the good old times, a conscientious tourist makes for Holyrood by the long line of High Street and Canongate, bringing him past most of the historic sites and monuments—the “Heart of Midlothian,” the Parliament House, the swept and garnished Cathedral of St. Giles, beside which John Knox now lies literally buried in a highway, as was Dr. Johnson’s pious wish for him; the restored Market Cross, the Tron Church, Knox’s House, which counts rather among Edinburgh’s Apocrypha, and many another ancient mansion, once alive with Scotland’s proudest names, now degraded to an Alsatia of huge dingy tenements, swarming forth vice and misery at nightfall. The way narrows through an unsavoury slum as it approaches the deserted home of kings, beyond which opens a park such as no king has at his back door.

From this “Maiden Castle,” a safe haven for the princesses of yesteryear, a dedicated tourist heads toward Holyrood by following the lengthy stretch of High Street and Canongate, passing by most of the historic sites and monuments—the “Heart of Midlothian,” the Parliament House, the cleaned-up Cathedral of St. Giles, next to which John Knox is literally buried in a street, just as Dr. Johnson hoped for him; the restored Market Cross, the Tron Church, Knox’s House, which is somewhat of an outlier among Edinburgh’s history, and many other ancient buildings, once filled with Scotland’s most notable figures, now reduced to a rundown area of shabby tenements, overflowing with vice and misery at night. The path narrows through an unpleasant slum as it approaches the abandoned palace of kings, beyond which lies a park unlike any that a king would have at his back door.

Holyrood was originally an abbey, founded by David I. “in gratitude,” says the legend, “for his miraculous deliverance from a stag on Holy Rood Day, and prompted thereto by a dream.” Similar stories are told of many another prince less disposed to ecclesiastical benefactions than David, that “sair saint to the crown”; even John of England founded one abbey, at Beaulieu, as an act of grace prompted by nightmare visions. Beside David’s Abbey of the Holy Cross sprang up a palace that, as well the sacred precincts, suffered much in the troubles of the Stuart reigns, being frequently burned or spoiled by

Holyrood was originally an abbey, founded by David I. “in gratitude,” according to the legend, “for his miraculous escape from a stag on Holy Rood Day, inspired by a dream.” Similar tales are told about many other princes who were less inclined to make donations to the church than David, who was “a sore saint to the crown”; even John of England founded an abbey at Beaulieu as a gesture of grace motivated by haunting nightmares. Next to David’s Abbey of the Holy Cross, a palace was built that, like the sacred grounds, suffered greatly during the turbulent Stuart reigns, frequently being burned or damaged by



EDINBURGH FROM SALISBURY CRAGS—EVENING

Edinburgh from Salisbury Crags—Evening

English tourists of their period, on the last occasion “personally conducted” by one Oliver Cromwell, who had small respect either for palaces or abbeys. In Charles II.’s time it was rebuilt somewhat after the style of Hampton Court, while the Abbey, devastated by a Presbyterian mob, came to be refitted with a too heavy roof that crushed it into utter ruin. The present building is thus modern, but for the ruins behind, and the restored portion incorporating Queen Mary’s apartments. The name of the Sanctuary opposite was no vain one up till about half a century ago, when impecunious debtors used to take asylum within its bounds, privileged to issue free on Sundays, else venturing forth to feast or sport only at the risk of thrilling adventures with bailiffs.

English tourists of their time, on the last occasion “personally guided” by someone named Oliver Cromwell, who had little regard for either palaces or abbeys. During Charles II’s reign, it was rebuilt somewhat in the style of Hampton Court, while the Abbey, devastated by a Presbyterian mob, ended up with an overly heavy roof that caused it to fall into complete ruin. The current building is thus modern, except for the ruins behind it and the restored section that includes Queen Mary’s apartments. The name of the Sanctuary across the way was no empty title up until about fifty years ago, when broke debtors would seek refuge within its grounds, allowed to go out freely on Sundays, otherwise risking daring adventures with bailiffs when they ventured out to feast or have fun.

Everyone who has been to Edinburgh knows the sights of this show place: the portraits of Scottish kings, more or less mythical, “awful examples” as works of art, the whole gallery, it is said, done by a Dutch painter of the seventeenth century for a lump sum of £250; the tapestried rooms of Darnley; the Queen’s bedchamber; and the dark stain on the flooring where Rizzio is believed to have gasped out his life, after being dragged from the side of his mistress. Every reader must know Scott’s story of the traveller in some patent fluid for removing stains, who pressed the use of his nostrum on the horrified custodian. What every stranger does not know is how this “virtuous palace where no monarch dwells” is still used for functions of state. Annually, in May, the Lord High Commissioner takes up his quarters here as representative of the Crown in the General Assembly of the Church, when green peas ought to come into season to make their first appearance on the quasi-royal table. Ireland, that makes such loud boast of her grievances, basks in the smiles of a Lord-Lieutenant all the year, while poor patient Scotland has a blink of reflected royalty for one scrimp fortnight, during which the old palace wakes to the life of levèes, drawingrooms, and dinners, where black gowns and coats are more in evidence than in most courtly circles. The Commissioner’s procession from the palace to open the Assembly lights up the old Canongate with a martial display; and more or less festivity is held within the walls according to the wealth or liberality of the Commissioner, who, like the Lord Mayor of London, should be a rich man to fill his office with due éclat. But when King Edward VII. recently visited Edinburgh, to the regret of the citizens, he did not take up his quarters in the palace, pronounced unsuitable by the prosaic reason of its drains being somewhat too Georgian, a matter that has now been amended.

Everyone who has been to Edinburgh knows the sights of this famous place: the portraits of Scottish kings, which are more or less mythical, described as “awful examples” of art, the entire gallery, reportedly created by a Dutch painter in the seventeenth century for a flat fee of £250; the tapestried rooms of Darnley; the Queen’s bedchamber; and the dark stain on the floor where Rizzio is believed to have taken his last breaths after being dragged away from his mistress. Every reader must know Scott’s story of the traveler selling some stain remover who insisted on using his product in front of the horrified custodian. What every visitor does not know is how this “virtuous palace where no monarch lives” is still used for state functions. Every May, the Lord High Commissioner stays here as the Crown's representative in the General Assembly of the Church, just in time for the first appearance of green peas on the quasi-royal table. Ireland, which loudly boasts about its grievances, enjoys the attention of a Lord-Lieutenant all year, while poor patient Scotland gets a brief glimpse of royalty for just two weeks, during which the old palace comes alive with receptions, drawing rooms, and dinners, where black gowns and coats are more prominent than in most courtly circles. The Commissioner’s procession from the palace to open the Assembly lights up the old Canongate with a military display; and more or less festivities are held within the walls depending on the wealth or generosity of the Commissioner, who, like the Lord Mayor of London, should be a wealthy person to fill his role with the right flair. However, when King Edward VII. recently visited Edinburgh, to the disappointment of the citizens, he did not stay in the palace, deemed unsuitable for the mundane reason that its drains were somewhat too Georgian, a situation that has since been improved.

A more occasional function fitly transacted here is the election of representative peers for Scotland in a new parliament. As every schoolboy ought to know, our Constitution admits only sixteen Scottish peers to sit in Parliament, most of them indeed having place there in virtue of British peerages—the Duke of Atholl as Lord Strange, for instance, the Duke of Montrose as Lord Graham, and so forth. Of those left out in the cold, sixteen are “elected” by a somewhat cut-and-dried process very free from the heat and excitement of popular voting. As I have seen it, the ceremony seemed to lack impressiveness. Some dozen gentlemen in pot hats and shooting jackets assembled in the Picture Gallery before an audience chiefly consisting of ladies, more than one of these legislators in mien and appearance suggesting what Fielding says about Joseph Andrews, that he might have been taken for a nobleman by one who had not seen many noblemen. Each of the privileged order, in turn, wrote and read out a list of the peers for whom he voted, usually ending “and myself.” Certain practically-minded peers sent in their votes by post. The most moving incident was the expected one of an advocate in wig and gown rising to put in for a client some unrecognised claim to a title or protest as to precedency, duly listened to and noted down. The whole ceremony struck one as rather a waste of time; but perhaps the same might be said of most ceremonies. One thing has to be remembered about these unimposing lords, that they are a highly select body in point of blue blood, all representing old families, as the fount of their honour was dried up at the Union, and the king can make an honest man as soon as a Scottish peer.

A less frequent function that takes place here is the election of representative peers for Scotland in a new parliament. As every school kid should know, our Constitution allows only sixteen Scottish peers to sit in Parliament, most holding their positions thanks to British peerages—the Duke of Atholl as Lord Strange, for example, and the Duke of Montrose as Lord Graham, and so on. Of those not included, sixteen are "elected" through a rather straightforward process that is free from the tension and excitement of popular voting. From my observation, the ceremony seemed to lack impressiveness. A dozen gentlemen in top hats and shooting jackets gathered in the Picture Gallery in front of an audience primarily made up of women, with several of these lawmakers in appearance and demeanor reminding one of what Fielding wrote about Joseph Andrews, that he might have been mistaken for a nobleman by someone who hadn’t seen many noblemen. Each of the privileged group took turns writing and reading out a list of the peers they voted for, usually ending with “and myself.” Some practical-minded peers even submitted their votes by mail. The most notable moment was the predictable one of an advocate in wig and gown standing up to present a client’s unrecognized claim to a title or to protest about precedence, which was duly acknowledged and recorded. The entire ceremony felt somewhat like a waste of time; but perhaps that could be said about most ceremonies. One thing to remember about these unimpressive lords is that they are a highly select group in terms of aristocratic lineage, all representing old families, since their source of honor was cut off at the Union, and a king can create a nobleman just as easily as he can elevate an honest man to the status of a Scottish peer.

The tourist who comes in for any of such functions will realise the truth of what R. L. Stevenson says for his native city:—

The tourist who comes for any of these events will understand the truth of what R. L. Stevenson says about his hometown:—

“There is a spark among the embers; from time to time the old volcano smokes. Edinburgh has but partly abdicated, and still wears, in parody, her metropolitan trappings. Half a capital and half a country town, the whole city leads a double existence; it has long trances of the one and flashes of the other; like the king of the Black Isles, it is half alive and half a monumental marble. There are armed men and cannon in the citadel overhead; you may see the troops marshalled on the high parade; and at night after the early winter evenfall, and in the morning before the laggard winter dawn, the wind carries abroad over Edinburgh the sound of drums and bugles. Grave judges sit bewigged in what was once the scene of imperial deliberations. Close by in the High Street perhaps the trumpets may sound about the stroke of noon; and you see a troop of citizens in tawdry masquerade; tabard above, heather-mixture trowser below, and the men themselves trudging in the mud among unsympathetic bystanders. The grooms of a well-appointed circus tread the streets with a better presence. And yet these are the Heralds and Pursuivants of Scotland, who are about to proclaim a new law of the United Kingdom before two-score boys, and thieves, and hackney-coachmen.”

“There’s a spark among the ashes; every now and then the old volcano smokes. Edinburgh has only partly relinquished its status and still wears, in a mocking way, its urban garb. Half a capital and half a country town, the whole city lives a double life; it has long stretches of one and flashes of the other; like the king of the Black Isles, it is half alive and half a monumental statue. There are armed soldiers and cannons in the citadel above; you can see the troops assembled on the grand parade; and at night after the early winter twilight, and in the morning before the sluggish winter dawn, the wind carries the sound of drums and bugles through Edinburgh. Serious judges sit in wigs in what was once the site of imperial discussions. Nearby in the High Street, the trumpets might sound around noon; and you see a group of citizens in cheap costumes; tunics above, plaid trousers below, with the men themselves trudging through the mud among indifferent bystanders. The attendants of a well-run circus carry themselves with more presence. And yet these are the Heralds and Pursuivants of Scotland, who are about to announce a new law of the United Kingdom before a handful of boys, thieves, and cab drivers.”

Tourists are too much in the way of seeing no more of Edinburgh than its historic lions and rich museums, as indicated in the guide-books. I would invite them to pay more attention to the suburbs straggling on three sides into such fine hill scenery as is the environment of this city. Open cabs are easily to be had in the chief thoroughfares; and Edinburgh cabmen have the name of being rarely decent and civil, as if the Shorter Catechism made an antidote to the human demoralisation spread from that honest friend of man, the horse. Give a London Jehu something over his fare, and his first thought seems to be that you are a person to be imposed upon; but I, for one, never had the same experience here. I know of a stranger who took a cheaper mode of finding his way through Edinburgh; he had himself booked as an express parcel and put in charge of a telegraph messenger, who would not leave him without a receipt duly signed at his destination. But the wandering pedestrian is at great advantage where he seldom has out of sight such landmarks as the Castle and Arthur’s Seat. There is no better way of seeing the city than from the top of the tramcars that run in all directions, the main line being a circular

Tourists often miss out on experiencing more of Edinburgh beyond its historic monuments and impressive museums, as highlighted in guidebooks. I encourage them to explore the suburbs that spread out on three sides of the city, surrounded by beautiful hills. You can easily find open cabs in the main streets, and Edinburgh cab drivers have a reputation for being decent and polite, as if the Shorter Catechism serves as a remedy for the human shortcomings that come from that trustworthy companion, the horse. If you give a London cab driver a bit extra, he often assumes you're someone he can take advantage of; however, I've never had that issue here. I know someone who took a more affordable approach to navigate Edinburgh; he arranged to be sent as an express parcel under the care of a telegraph messenger, who wouldn’t leave until they had a signed receipt at their destination. But for those wandering on foot, it’s easy to navigate with prominent landmarks like the Castle and Arthur’s Seat always in sight. The best way to see the city is from the top of the trams that run in all directions, with the main line creating a circular route.



CRAIGMILLAR CASTLE, NEAR EDINBURGH

Craigmillar Castle, near Edinburgh

route from the Waverley Station round the west side of the Castle, then through the south suburbs, and back beneath Arthur’s Seat to the Post Office. Public motor cars also ply their terror along the chief thoroughfares. The trams are on the cable system, invented for the steep ascents of San Francisco, but out of favour in most cities. The excuse for its adoption here was that bunches of overhead wires would spoil such amenities as are the city’s stock in tourist trade. It has the objectionable habit of keeping up along the line a rattle disquieting to nervous people, while the car itself steals upon one like a thief in the night; but it appears that accidents to life and limb are not so common as hitches in the working.

Route from Waverley Station around the west side of the Castle, then through the southern suburbs, and back beneath Arthur’s Seat to the Post Office. Public motor vehicles also bring chaos along the main roads. The trams operate on a cable system, originally designed for the steep hills of San Francisco, but it’s out of favor in most cities. The reason for its use here was that overhead wires would ruin the city’s appeal for tourists. It has the annoying tendency to create a rattling noise along the line that can unsettle nervous people, while the tram itself sneaks up on you like a thief in the night; however, it seems that accidents resulting in injury or death are less frequent than operational hiccups.

The trams now run on Sunday, an innovation that shocks many good folk, brought up in days when the streets of a Scottish city were as stricken by the plague, unless at the hours when all the population came streaming on foot to and from their different places of worship. A few years ago, I felt it my duty to correct the late Max O’Rell, who had gathered some wonderful stories supposed to illustrate the manners of Scotland. As he related how, getting into an Edinburgh tramcar on Sunday, his companion insisted on their riding inside not to be seen of men, one was able to inform him that since the days of Moses no public vehicle had disturbed Edinburgh’s Sabbath quiet. It is not so now; and all the old stories about “whustlin’ on the Sabbath” and so forth will soon be legends, so fast is the peculiar observance of Scottish piety melting away.

The trams now run on Sundays, which shocks many good people who grew up in a time when the streets of a Scottish city were as quiet as if they were hit by a plague, except during the hours when everyone walked to and from their various places of worship. A few years ago, I felt it was my duty to correct the late Max O’Rell, who had collected some fascinating tales meant to showcase Scottish customs. As he shared how, upon getting into an Edinburgh tram on a Sunday, his companion insisted they ride inside to avoid being seen by others, I was able to inform him that since the days of Moses, no public vehicle had disturbed Edinburgh’s Sabbath peace. That’s not the case anymore; all the old stories about “whustlin’ on the Sabbath” and similar things will soon just be legends, as the unique observance of Scottish piety rapidly fades away.

R. L. Stevenson humorously called himself “a countryman of the Sabbath,” but this institution is not so clearly a native of Scotland as has been taken for granted. John Knox played bowls on Sunday; and the rigidity that came in later was due as much to English Puritanism as to the thrawnness of Scottish revolt against Catholic practices. Whatever its origin, Sabbatarianism once weighed heavily on human nature north of the Tweed. “Is this a day to be talking of days!” was the rebuke of the Highlander to a tourist who ventured to remark that it was a fine Sunday. Not so many years ago, I have known a Highland farmer refuse the loan of a girdle to bake scones for a breadless family, “not on the Sabbath”; yet this orthodox worthy and his sons, living as far from a church as from a baker’s shop, seemed to spend most of the day of rest lying by the roadside smoking their pipes and reading the newspaper. An exiled Scot, in far distant lands, has told me how the shadow of the coming Sabbath began to fall on his youth as early as Wednesday night. The holy day was a term of imprisonment for juvenile spirits, its treadmill two long services, chiefly sermon, sometimes run into one, or separated by only a few minutes’ interval, to economise short winter light in which worshippers might have to trudge miles to church. It is in the Highlands and other out-of-the-way parts, of course, that such austerities linger, while the urban populations more readily adopt English compromises on this head.

R. L. Stevenson jokingly referred to himself as “a countryman of the Sabbath,” but this tradition isn't as distinctly Scottish as people often assume. John Knox used to play bowls on Sundays, and the strictness that emerged later was influenced as much by English Puritanism as by the stubbornness of Scotland's revolt against Catholic traditions. Regardless of its roots, observance of the Sabbath once cast a heavy burden on people in the north of the Tweed. “Is this a day to be talking of days!” was the response of a Highlander to a tourist who dared to mention what a lovely Sunday it was. Not too long ago, I knew a Highland farmer who refused to lend a girdle to bake scones for a family without bread, saying “not on the Sabbath”; yet this devout man and his sons, living as far from a church as they were from a bakery, seemed to spend most of their day of rest lying by the roadside, smoking their pipes and reading the newspaper. An exiled Scot, in faraway lands, told me how the anticipation of the upcoming Sabbath began to weigh on him as early as Wednesday night. The holy day felt like a prison for young spirits, with its treadmill of two long services, mostly filled with sermons, sometimes merged into one or separated by just a few minutes, to make the most of the limited winter daylight while worshippers trekked miles to church. Such strict practices tend to persist in the Highlands and other remote areas, while urban populations are more likely to adopt English compromises on this matter.

In Edinburgh one generation has seen a great thawing of the Sabbath spirit. I can remember the excitement caused all over Scotland by a sermon in which Dr. Norman Macleod proclaimed that there was no harm in taking a walk on Sunday. The Scotsman, a paper that has never much flattered its readers’ prejudices, came out with a sly humorous article headed “Murder of Moses’ Law by Dr. Norman Macleod,” and it is said that some good people read this in the sense that the “broad” divine had actually committed homicide. Even earlier, Edinburgh people had tacitly sanctioned a walk to a cemetery, as echoing the teachings of the pulpit. The story went that the present King, when at Edinburgh University, was sternly denied admission to the Botanic Gardens on Sunday; but he might unblamed have taken a stroll through the adjacent tombs of Warriston. From the Dean Cemetery, the West End ventured on extending its Sunday ramble as far as “Rest and be Thankful” on Corstorphine Hill; then it was a fresh scandal when a very Lord of Session came to show himself on this road in tweeds, instead of the full phylacteries that might attest previous church-going. Of another judge living at Corstorphine it is told that he once sought to mend the morals of a cobbler helplessly drunk at his gate on Sunday afternoon, but was met by the hiccoughed repartee, “Wha’s you, without your Sabbath blacks?”

In Edinburgh, one generation has witnessed a significant loosening of the Sabbath spirit. I remember the excitement that spread across Scotland when Dr. Norman Macleod declared in a sermon that there was nothing wrong with taking a walk on Sunday. The Scotsman, a newspaper that has never really catered to its readers' biases, published a cleverly humorous article titled “Murder of Moses’ Law by Dr. Norman Macleod,” and it's said that some well-meaning folks interpreted this as if the “broad-minded” divine had actually committed murder. Even before that, people in Edinburgh had quietly accepted walking to a cemetery as aligning with the teachings from the pulpit. It was rumored that the current King, while studying at Edinburgh University, was rigidly denied access to the Botanic Gardens on Sunday; however, he could have strolled through the nearby Warriston tombs without any guilt. From the Dean Cemetery, the West End began expanding its Sunday walks all the way to “Rest and be Thankful” on Corstorphine Hill; it became a fresh scandal when a sitting Lord of Session was seen on this road wearing tweed, instead of the full formal attire that would indicate he had been to church. There's a story about another judge living in Corstorphine who once tried to reform the behavior of a cobbler who was helplessly drunk at his gate on a Sunday afternoon, but he was met with the slurred reply, “Who are you, without your Sabbath blacks?”

In my youth the police would put a stop to skating or such like diversions on Sabbath; but now Sunday bicycles flit over the country; the iniquity of a Sunday band is tolerated in the parks; while a society is suffered to promote Sunday concerts and lectures indoors. Another sign of the times is that Christmas in Edinburgh begins to be almost as much observed as the national festival of New Year’s Day, whereas orthodox Presbyterianism once made a point of ignoring fasts and feasts sanctioned by prelacy or popery. As for its own fasts, they have long been transmuted into junketings; and the sacramental “preachings” of large towns are now frankly abolished in favour of public holidays answering to the English saturnalia of St. Lubbock, observed only by banks across the Tweed. The Communion, in old days administered but once or twice a year, and regarded in some parts with such awe that few ventured to put themselves forward as participants, is now a frequent rite in Presbyterian Churches, whose congregations are throwing off their horror of ornament and ceremony, as may be seen in St. Giles. Old-fashioned English rectors of the Simeon school have been known to shake their heads at the services now read in the ears of descendants of that Jenny Geddes who so forcibly testified against a prayer-book declared by ribald jesters hateful to Scotland through its too frequent mention of “Collect.”

In my younger days, the police would stop skating or similar activities on Sundays; but now bicycles zoom across the countryside on Sundays; the wrongness of a Sunday band is accepted in the parks; and a group is allowed to organize Sunday concerts and talks indoors. Another sign of the times is that Christmas in Edinburgh is starting to be celebrated almost as much as the national holiday of New Year’s Day, whereas traditional Presbyterianism used to purposely ignore fasts and feasts recognized by the church or Catholicism. As for its own fasts, they have long been turned into feasts; and the sacramental gatherings in large towns have been openly replaced with public holidays similar to the English celebrations of St. Lubbock, which are observed only by banks across the Tweed. The Communion, which used to be administered only once or twice a year and was regarded in some areas with such reverence that few dared to participate, is now a common practice in Presbyterian Churches, whose congregations are shedding their fear of decoration and formalities, as can be seen in St. Giles. Old-school English rectors of the Simeon type have been known to shake their heads at the services now held in front of the descendants of that Jenny Geddes who famously protested against a prayer book that was considered loathsome to Scotland because of its frequent mention of “Collect.”

The honest stranger, then, has nothing to fear from the austerity of Scottish morals, not even the supposed risk of being married by mistake. It will be his own fault if he fail to find a welcome across the Tweed. Effusive manners are not the Scot’s strong point, and he may be accused of a certain suspicion of offence, kept sharp by the careless and not ill-natured insolence of southrons who are so free with their jovial jests about “bawbees” and such like, well-worn and rusty pleasantries coined in the days of Bute’s unpopularity and Johnson’s bearish dogmatism. Among the baser sorts of Scots are still current inverse sarcasms against English “pock-puddings,” conceived as fat and greedy; but they would have to be fished up from a low social stratum by the travelling gent who cannot understand that, however little disposed

The honest stranger has nothing to worry about when it comes to strict Scottish morals, not even the supposed risk of accidentally getting married. If he doesn’t find a warm welcome across the Tweed, it’s his own fault. Being overly friendly isn’t really a strength for Scots, and they might be seen as a bit defensive, a tendency sharpened by the thoughtless and not-so-mean-spirited arrogance of those from the south who joke too freely about “bawbees” and similar outdated and rusty jokes that date back to the unpopular days of Bute and Johnson’s blunt opinions. Among some of the less refined Scots, there are still sarcastic comments about English “pock-puddings,” seen as fat and greedy; but those remarks would have to be dug up from a lower social class by the traveling gentleman who can’t quite grasp that, no matter how little disposed



LINLITHGOW PALACE

LINLITHGOW PALACE

Sandy may have been to hang his head for honest poverty, he ill relishes its being flung in his face. “A sooth bourd is nae bourd,” says the old proverb; but now, what with tourists, and trade, and Scotsmen who come back again, bringing the spoils of the world with them, the reproach of poverty ceases to be so sore a one.

Sandy might have felt ashamed of his honest poverty, but he really doesn’t like it being thrown in his face. “A true boast is no boast,” says the old saying; but now, with tourists, business, and Scotsmen returning home with the treasures of the world, the shame of poverty isn't as painful as it used to be.

Though in the eyes of busy Glasgow Edinburgh may pass as a retired capital, living on its means of attraction, it has in fact several industries from which to earn a livelihood. Along with the lodging and amusing of strangers, it must do a good business in the tartans, pebbles, silver-work, and other showy wares displayed in Princes Street shop windows. “Edinbury Rock,” done up in tartan wrappers, is much pressed upon the notice of tourists; the same indeed being sold in other towns under their own name. As for shortbread, scones, biscuits, and other manufactures of the “Land of Cakes,” these have invaded London, where every baker not a German is like to be a Scot. It will be noted by Cockney revilers as a proof of Scotch thriftiness, which might bear another interpretation, that what costs a penny in a London baker’s shop is here sold for a halfpenny. Well known to strangers are the Princes Street confectioners’ shops, several of them extensive restaurants like that one which, crowning its storeys of accommodation, has a roof garden looking upon the Castle opposite.

Although many people in busy Glasgow see Edinburgh as a retired capital living off its charm, it actually has several industries to support itself. In addition to providing lodging and entertainment for visitors, it likely does well selling tartans, pebbles, silverwork, and other flashy goods displayed in the shop windows on Princes Street. “Edinburgh Rock,” wrapped in tartan packaging, is heavily promoted to tourists; similar products are sold in other towns under their own names. As for shortbread, scones, biscuits, and other treats from the “Land of Cakes,” they have made their way to London, where every baker, unless they're German, is probably Scottish. Cockney critics may see this as evidence of Scottish thriftiness, which could be interpreted another way, given that something costing a penny in a London bakery is sold for a halfpenny here. Visitors are familiar with the confectionery shops on Princes Street, many of which are large restaurants, including one that features a rooftop garden overlooking the Castle across the street.

The staple trades of Edinburgh have come to be printing and publishing, and, as the nettle grows near the dock, brewing and distilling. The great Scottish publishing firms have of late years shown a tendency to gravitate towards London; but more than one still keeps its headquarters here, beside some of the largest and best printing establishments in the kingdom. It must be confessed that what is spoken of as “the trade,” is whisky, too much consumed about the premises, as visitors are apt to note. The worst shame a Scotsman need take for Scotland is on account of what Englishmen specially distinguish as “Scotch.” I never heard sadder jest than the laughing comment of a group of Dundee lasses, as they passed a braw lad wallowing in the gutter at mid-day—“He’s having his holidays!” Yet as to this reproach, something might be said in plea for mitigation of judgment. Something to the purpose was said by that experienced toper who explained how “whusky makes ye drunk before ye are fu’, but yill makes ye fu’ before ye are drunk.” The whisky drunk by the lower classes here is a demon that takes no disguise. It seems that, while there is more brutal intoxication in Scotland, there may be less toping sottishness than in England. Men seen so helplessly overcome at the ninth hour of a holiday are perhaps of ordinarily sober habits, all the more readily affected by occasional indulgence in fiery spirit. A woman frequenting public-houses implies a lower depth of degradation. In the north, a larger proportion of the population are abstainers; young people and the class of domestic servants for instance, drink water where in English families they would expect beer. In all classes, there are still too many Scotsmen religious in the worship of their native Bacchus, vulgar and violent deity as he is; but every year adds to the number of Protestants against this perverted fanaticism. By the Forbes Mackenzie Act, all public-houses are

The main industries in Edinburgh are printing and publishing, along with brewing and distilling. Recently, many of the major Scottish publishing companies have moved to London, but a few still have their headquarters here, alongside some of the biggest and best printing companies in the country. It's true that what is often referred to as “the trade” is whisky, which is consumed excessively around the area, as visitors tend to notice. The biggest embarrassment a Scotsman might feel about Scotland is regarding what English people specifically call “Scotch.” I’ve never heard a sadder joke than when a group of Dundee girls passed a dapper guy lying in the gutter at noon and said, “He’s having his holidays!” However, there might be some justification for this criticism. An experienced drinker once said that “whisky makes you drunk before you’re full, but ale makes you full before you’re drunk.” The whisky consumed by the lower classes here is a blatant problem. It seems that while there's more overt drunkenness in Scotland, there may be less habitual drunkenness compared to England. Men seen falling over drunk during the holidays are often usually sober and more easily affected by occasional indulgences in strong spirits. A woman drinking at pubs indicates a deeper level of degradation. In the north, there’s a larger number of abstainers; for example, young people and domestic workers drink water where English families would typically expect them to have beer. In all social classes, there are still too many Scotsmen who are reverent in their worship of their native Bacchus, no matter how crude and aggressive he may be; but with each passing year, more people are protesting against this misguided fanaticism. According to the Forbes Mackenzie Act, all public-houses are



THE BASS ROCK—A TRANQUIL EVENING

THE BASS ROCK—A CALM NIGHT

closed on Sunday, when, however, if all stories be true, a good deal of shebeening or illicit drinking goes on in the cities. It is not unreasonable to suppose that the austerity of Scottish Sabbatarianism has driven many into vicious indulgence; and much is to be hoped from the churches taking an interest in honest amusement as a help and not a hindrance to religion. But a sneer often thrown out by strangers against the supposed hypocrisy of Scotsmen, only shows ignorance of a country where those most concerned about Sabbath observance have long been the deadliest enemies of drinking habits.

closed on Sunday, when, if all stories are true, a lot of shebeening or illegal drinking happens in the cities. It’s not unreasonable to think that the strictness of Scottish Sabbath traditions has pushed many into harmful indulgences; and there’s a lot to be gained from churches showing interest in wholesome entertainment as a support rather than a hindrance to faith. However, a common sneer from outsiders about the alleged hypocrisy of Scotsmen simply reveals a lack of understanding of a country where those most focused on observing the Sabbath have long been the fiercest opponents of drinking habits.

Whisky, as well as golf, has now so masterfully invaded England, that this can no longer be called “Scottish Drink,” as it was not by Burns. In his day, home-brewed beer was the Lowland beverage, of which a Cromwellian soldier complained as more like brose for its thickness. Up to our day “Edinburgh Ale” made the capital’s chief contribution to the heady gaiety of nations. Whisky came in from the Highlands, its name a contraction of uisgebeatha, “water of life,” which Burns and Scott write usquebaugh, the Celtic word for water being the same that appears in so many river names Esk, Usk, Exe, Axe, and so forth. Even in the Highlands, this mountain dew would seem to have supplanted beer within historic times; and old writers admire the temperance as much as the honesty and courage of Highlanders. Both Highland and Lowland gentlemen preferred brandy, in the days when, as Lord Cockburn tells us, claret was hawked about the Edinburgh streets in a cart, a jug of any reasonable size being filled for sixpence.

Whisky, along with golf, has now made such a strong impact in England that it can no longer be called “Scottish Drink,” unlike in Burns' time. Back then, home-brewed beer was the beverage of choice in the Lowlands, which a Cromwellian soldier once complained was so thick it was more like porridge. Up to today, “Edinburgh Ale” has been the capital's main contribution to the spirited enjoyment of nations. Whisky originated from the Highlands, its name derived from uisgebeatha, meaning “water of life,” which Burns and Scott spelled as usquebaugh. The Celtic word for water appears in many river names like Esk, Usk, Exe, Axe, and others. Even in the Highlands, it seems that this mountain dew replaced beer at some point in history; and early writers praised the moderation, as well as the honesty and bravery of the Highlanders. Both Highland and Lowland gentlemen preferred brandy back when, as Lord Cockburn mentions, claret was sold in the streets of Edinburgh from a cart, with a jug of any reasonable size filled for sixpence.

The Caledonian stood firm and upright,
His mutton was old, and his claret was good.
"Let him drink port!" a beef-fed politician shouted. He drank the poison and his spirit perished.

The preference for French wine and spirits before the days of Hanoverian fiscalities, relates to the old alliance with France, which has left its mark also on Scottish speech. That warning cry “Gardy-loo” (gardez l’eau), which gave such scandal to early English tourists, was of course a survival of a far-spread practice in cities before the days of drainage or even of ash-backets (baquets). Many French household words are used in Scotland at this day, as “caraff” (carafe), “ashet” (assiette), a “jiggot” of mutton (gigot) a “haggis” (hachis); and Burns’s “silver tassie” was of course a tasse. A “cummer” (commère) “canna be fashed” (se fâcher) to step out to the “merchant’s,” who may be “douce” or “dour” and an “honest” man (honnête), though sharp in his bargains. “Ma certie (certes), that’s a braw (brave) vest!” quoth a lass to her lad, a word here used like the French garçon or gars, while gosse will be distinguished as a “laddie,” who grows to be a “young lad” in spite of orgies on sour “grozers” or “grozets” and “gheans,” which in France are groseilles and guignes, but in England gooseberries and wild cherries. French names too have taken root in Scotland, Janet (Jeannette) being very common with one sex, as Louis or Ludovic is not unknown in the other. For the matter of that, one might string together instances of how the well of Old English flows undefiled by time in the north.

The preference for French wine and spirits before the era of Hanoverian taxes is linked to the long-standing alliance with France, which has influenced Scottish language as well. That warning shout “Gardy-loo” (gardez l’eau), which shocked early English tourists, was a remnant of a widespread practice in cities before proper drainage or even ash buckets (baquets) existed. Many French words are still used in Scotland today, like “caraf” (carafe), “ashet” (assiette), a “jiggot” of mutton (gigot), and a “haggis” (hachis); and Burns’s “silver tassie” was indeed a tasse. A “cummer” (commère) “can’t be bothered” (se fâcher) to run to the “merchant’s,” who might be “sweet” or “grumpy” and an “honest” man (honnête), although he can be tough in his deals. “My goodness” (certes), “that’s a great” (brave) vest!” said a girl to her guy, where “guy” is used similarly to the French garçon or gars, while gosse is recognized as a “little lad,” who grows into a “young lad” despite feasts on sour “grozers” or “grozets,” which in France are groseilles and guignes, but in England are gooseberries and wild cherries. French names have also become common in Scotland, with Janet (Jeannette) being quite popular for one gender, while Louis or Ludovic is not unheard of in the other. In fact, one could gather numerous examples of how the well of Old English flows untainted by time in the north.

Then they brought the gentle maiden to him. Hose, shoes, shirt, and pants.

These words are used to this day in every Scottish cottage, as once in the stately style of an early southron minstrel. Shakespeare and the Bible show many picked phrases which are now wild flowers in the north; and high example might be found for the shalls and wills that here run loose from the enclosures of modern grammarians. But as Mr. David MacRitchie suggests in an interesting pamphlet, “to doubt that one is colded and can’t go to the church,” seem rather specimens of French idioms transplanted during the three centuries or so that Capets and Stuarts stood together against the Plantagenets.

These words are still used today in every Scottish cottage, just like they were in the grand style of early southern minstrels. Shakespeare and the Bible feature many chosen phrases that have become wildflowers in the north; and you can find strong examples for the shalls and wills that today roam free from the restraints of modern grammarians. But as Mr. David MacRitchie points out in an interesting pamphlet, “to doubt that one is colded and can’t go to the church” seems more like examples of French idioms brought over during the roughly three centuries when the Capets and Stuarts stood together against the Plantagenets.

Protestantism availed to draw Scotland from the arms of France into those of England; then Prelacy and Presbytery set the near neighbours again at odds. For some generations, the young Scotsmen who had once sought the Catholic schools of the Continent, were more in the way of finishing their education at Dutch or German Universities. Scotland had also an old connection, chiefly in the way of trade, with Scandinavia and Poland, in both of which countries Scottish family names are naturalised, as Swedish Dicksons and Polish Gordons. Scots students of our day still look to Germany, under whose professors they are apt to forget the Shorter Catechism for the categories of Kant and the secret of Hegel. The Union was not fully consummated till Macs began to make themselves at home in Oxford and Cambridge, while for a time the renown of Scottish philosophy drew some of the promising English youth to Edinburgh, whose medical school kept up the attraction. In the last generation or two, Scotsmen have been only too ready to go south for education, seeking a stamp of Anglified gentility as well as better qualities which were perhaps not to be had from those rude old dominies under whom the young laird and the barefoot loon once sat together in friendly hatred of “carritch” and rudiments.

Protestantism helped pull Scotland away from France and towards England; then the conflict between Episcopalians and Presbyterians reignited tension between the two neighbors. For several generations, young Scots who once pursued education in Catholic schools on the Continent started completing their degrees at Dutch or German universities. Scotland also maintained an old trade connection with Scandinavia and Poland, where Scottish surnames have become common, like Swedish Dicksons and Polish Gordons. Modern Scottish students still look to Germany, where they often forget about the Shorter Catechism in favor of Kant's categories and Hegel's secrets. The Union wasn't fully realized until Scots began to settle into Oxford and Cambridge, while for a while, the reputation of Scottish philosophy attracted promising young English students to Edinburgh, whose medical school continued to draw interest. In the last generation or two, Scots have eagerly sought education in the south, aiming for a touch of refined English gentility as well as better qualities that perhaps couldn't be found with those rough old teachers under whom the young laird and the barefoot boy once sat together in mutual disdain for “carritch” and basic skills.

Such foreign communications cannot but help young Scotsmen to put their native prejudices in due proportion, and to doubt if the sun of truth has always shown most clearly in the sky of one small people much beset by mists and east winds. Yet Scottish parents seem much “left to themselves” in sending their sons and daughters beyond Edinburgh for schooling. One of the most important industries of this city has come to be education. It abounds in teaching of all kinds, from its venerable University to spick and span board schools. Those who believe the fable of Scotch niggardliness should consider that no place in the United Kingdom, unless it be Bedford, is so rich in educational endowments, and palatial charity schools, which have long ceased to be charities. Edinburgh, indeed, suffered from such an embarrassment of benefactions of this kind, that in our time, several of them have been turned into day-schools, giving a complete education to thousands of boys and girls of the better class. The latest large endowment, that of Sir William Fettes for the children of necessitous families, was applied to building a sumptuous pile, handed over per saltum to the upper class as a seminary on the model of English public schools, which only in the course of generations came so far from the intention

Such foreign influences help young Scotsmen put their local biases in perspective and question whether the truth has always been most clearly seen by one small group often shrouded in fog and harsh winds. However, Scottish parents seem quite “left to themselves” when it comes to sending their sons and daughters beyond Edinburgh for education. Education has become one of the most significant industries in this city. It offers a wide range of teaching options, from its historic University to modern public schools. Those who believe the stereotype of Scottish stinginess should note that no place in the UK, except perhaps Bedford, is as rich in educational funding and impressive charity schools, which have long ceased to be mere charities. Edinburgh has been so overwhelmed by such generous donations that, in our time, several of these have been transformed into day schools, providing a complete education to thousands of boys and girls from well-off families. The most recent major endowment, made by Sir William Fettes for the children of struggling families, was used to build an impressive facility, handed over per saltum to the upper class as a school modeled after English public schools, which over generations drifted far from its original purpose.



LOCH ACHRAY, THE TROSSACHS, PERTHSHIRE

Loch Achray, The Trossachs, Perthshire

of their pious founders. This competition has but set on their mettle the once “New” Academy, for the best part of a century the chief school in Scotland, and the old High School that nursed so many generations of distinguished Scotsmen.

of their religious founders. This rivalry has actually challenged the once "New" Academy, which has been the main school in Scotland for nearly a century, and the old High School that raised so many generations of notable Scotsmen.

So, as at Bedford, where marriageable damsels complain of the hims as being either too ancient or too modern, the population of the Scottish capital is increased by a selection of retired family-fathers, and a swarm of youngsters who appear to thrive on the easterly winds and haars. This hint about the weather is let slip unhappily, since I am about to put forward a bold pretension for “mine own romantic town,” in a character not obviously associated with it. In case of seeming too presumptuous on its behalf, I will quote from Black’s Guide to Edinburgh, which ought to be well informed on such matters:—

So, just like in Bedford, where eligible young women complain about the guys being either too old or too young, the population of Edinburgh grows with a mix of retired family men and a bunch of young people who seem to thrive on the easterly winds and fog. This mention of the weather is unfortunate because I'm about to make a bold claim for “my own romantic town,” in a way that's not typically related to it. If this comes off as too arrogant on its behalf, I’ll quote from Black’s Guide to Edinburgh, which should know a thing or two about these topics:—

“In the holiday season, when Edinburgh is deserted by the upper class of its inhabitants, why should it not be sought as a pleasant change by the inhabitants of more grimy cities or less inspiring scenes? It may seem strange to mention the capital of Scotland as a health resort; yet, when one comes to think of it, ‘Auld Reekie’ has more claim to this extra title than many less famous places which flourish in full reputation for gay and picturesque salubrity. The fact is, that had Edinburgh not been a great city, it might well be a Clifton or a Scarborough, and its ancient dignity need not be allowed to overshadow its other merits. To begin with, the climate is airy and bracing, notoriously rather too much so at most seasons, but the sea-breezes cool the heat of summer, and the moderate rainfall is soon carried off on the sloping streets. Practically it stands on the sea, the shore being hardly farther from the centre of Edinburgh than from some parts of Brighton. By train or tram one can run down at any hour to Portobello, where are sands, donkeys, crowds, bathing-machines, pleasure-boats, and ornamental pier to satisfy the most fastidious Margateer. At Craiglockhart, a mile or so from the outskirts of the town, there is a first-class hydropathic establishment, nestling under the wild scenery of the Pentland Hills. Nor is mineral water wanting, if that be desired. In the valley of the Water of Leith, below the stately mansions of Moray Place, a sulphurous spring may be found dispensed in a little classical temple that elsewhere would pass for a creditable pump-room, though many citizens of Edinburgh, perhaps, know nothing about it. Bands play almost daily in one or other of the parks; and even nigger minstrels, no doubt, might be found, if that feature seemed indispensable to the character of a holiday resort. There is no want of theatrical and other performances. Then, as we have shown, few cities are so well off for coach, steamboat, and railway excursions which would bring one back in a day from a round through half of Scotland.”

“In the holiday season, when the wealthy residents of Edinburgh leave the city, why shouldn’t it be an appealing getaway for people from grittier cities or less exciting places? It might seem odd to call the capital of Scotland a health resort, but when you think about it, ‘Auld Reekie’ has more of a claim to that title than many lesser-known locations that are famous for their cheerful and scenic wellness. The truth is, if Edinburgh weren't a major city, it could easily be another Clifton or Scarborough, and its historical prestige shouldn't overshadow its other advantages. To start, the climate is fresh and invigorating, often a bit too invigorating at times of the year, but the sea breezes help cool off the summer heat, and the light rainfall quickly drains away down the sloping streets. It practically sits by the sea, with the shoreline not much farther from the center of Edinburgh than some areas of Brighton. You can easily hop on a train or tram at any time to head over to Portobello, which offers beaches, donkeys, crowds, bathing huts, pleasure boats, and a charming pier to cater to even the pickiest holiday-goer. Just outside the town, about a mile away, is Craiglockhart, home to a top-notch hydropathic facility set against the stunning backdrop of the Pentland Hills. If you’re interested, there’s also mineral water available. In the valley of the Water of Leith, below the impressive mansions of Moray Place, there’s a sulfur spring located in a small classical temple that could easily pass for a respectable pump-room elsewhere, though many Edinburgh residents probably don’t even know it exists. Bands perform almost daily in various parks, and if it’s essential for a holiday destination, you might even find minstrel shows. There is no shortage of theater and other performances, and as we've noted, few cities have such great options for coach, steamboat, and train excursions that can take you all around half of Scotland and bring you back in a day.”

CHAPTER III

THE TROSSACHS ROUND

BEYOND Edinburgh, perhaps the best known town in Scotland is Stirling, which hordes of pilgrims pass in the round trip of a single day through the famous Trossachs District, displaying such a finely mixed assortment of Scottish scenery, lochs, woods, and mountains

BEYOND Edinburgh, probably the most famous town in Scotland is Stirling, which many travelers visit on a single day trip through the renowned Trossachs District, showcasing a beautifully blended variety of Scottish landscapes, lakes, forests, and mountains.

that stand like giants To guard enchanted land.

Stirling, on the edge of the Highlands, played a central part, even long after the Scottish kings had been drawn down to the rich fields of Lothian and the Merse. From the rock on which the Castle stands, only less boldly than that of Edinburgh, one looks over the Links of Forth, making such sinuous meanderings upon its Carse, and across to the Ochil Hills that border Fife; then from another point of view appear the rugged Bens among which Roderick Dhu had his strongholds. Not fair prospects alone are tourists’ attraction to Stirling. The palace of James V., the houses of great nobles like Argyll and Mar, the execution place of the last Roman Catholic Archbishop of Scotland, the memorials of Protestant martyrs, the proud monuments of Bruce and Wallace, the ruins of Cambuskenneth Abbey, with its royal sepulchre, all show this region the heart of mediæval Scottish history. While Edinburgh grew to be recognised as the capital, Stirling Castle was the birthplace and the favourite residence of several among the James Stuarts that came to such an uneasy crown in boyhood; sometimes it was their prison or their school of sanguinary politics, when possession of the royal person counted as ace in the game played by truculently treacherous nobles. It has the distinction of being the last British castle to stand a siege, raised in 1746 by the Duke of Cumberland, when, as his panegyrical historian says, “in the Space of one single Week, his Royal Highness quitted the Court of the King his Father, put himself at the head of his Troops in Scotland, and saw the Enemy flying with Precipitation before him, so that it may be said that his progress was like Lightning, the rebels fled at the flash, fearing the Thunder that was to follow.” Its ramparts look down on Scotland’s dearest battlefields, that where Wallace ensnared the invader at the Old Bridge, and that of Bannockburn, when Bruce turned the flower of English chivalry to dust and to gold, for, as the latest historian says, “it rained ransoms” in Scotland after this profitable victory.

Stirling, on the edge of the Highlands, played a crucial role, even long after the Scottish kings had been drawn down to the fertile fields of Lothian and the Merse. From the rock on which the Castle is located, not quite as dramatically as Edinburgh, you can look over the Links of Forth, winding across its Carse, and over to the Ochil Hills that border Fife; from another angle, the rugged Bens, where Roderick Dhu had his strongholds, come into view. It’s not just the beautiful scenery that attracts tourists to Stirling. The palace of James V., the residences of powerful nobles like Argyll and Mar, the execution site of the last Roman Catholic Archbishop of Scotland, the memorials of Protestant martyrs, the proud monuments of Bruce and Wallace, and the ruins of Cambuskenneth Abbey, with its royal tomb, all highlight this area as the heart of medieval Scottish history. While Edinburgh grew to be recognized as the capital, Stirling Castle was the birthplace and favored residence of several of the James Stuarts who wore the crown uneasily in their youth; at times, it served as their prison or their school of bloody politics, where possession of the royal person was key in the dangerous game played by treacherous nobles. It has the distinction of being the last British castle to withstand a siege, raised in 1746 by the Duke of Cumberland, when, as his flattering historian notes, “in the space of one single week, his Royal Highness left the Court of his Father, took charge of his troops in Scotland, and saw the enemy fleeing in disarray before him, so that it can be said his progress was like lightning, the rebels ran at the flash, fearing the thunder that was to follow.” Its ramparts overlook Scotland’s most cherished battlefields, where Wallace trapped the invader at the Old Bridge, and at Bannockburn, where Bruce reduced the best of English chivalry to dust and gold, for, as the latest historian notes, “it rained ransoms” in Scotland after this profitable victory.

One may speculate what might have been the fate of the United Kingdom had Bannockburn ended otherwise. Would the barons of the north have found a master in Edward III.? Would the Plantagenets, with Scotland to back them, have made good their conquest of France? Would the stern reformers across the Tweed have suffered the Tudors to shape and re-shape the Church as they

One can wonder what the fate of the United Kingdom might have been if Bannockburn had turned out differently. Would the northern barons have come under the rule of Edward III? Would the Plantagenets, with Scotland backing them, have succeeded in conquering France? Would the strict reformers across the Tweed have allowed the Tudors to shape and reshape the Church as they



STIRLING CASTLE FROM THE KING’S KNOT

STIRLING CASTLE FROM THE KING’S KNOT

did? Would the Scottish adventurers who once kept their swords sharp as soldiers of fortune all over Europe, have sooner found a career in forcing themselves to the front of British society? This much seems clear, that there has been a woeful waste of ill-blood before a union that came about after all, in the way of peace. Yet are we so made that the most philosophic Scot, even fresh from a course of John Stuart Mill or Herbert Spencer, cannot look down upon these battle-grounds without a throb in his heart. It was Bannockburn that made us a nation, poor but free to be ourselves. Then, since we did not always come off so well in our battles with England, naturally we make much of the points won in a doubtful game. When I was at school there came among us perfervid young Scots an English boy, before whom, we agreed, it would be courteous and kind not to mention Bannockburn. Yet in the end some itching tongue let slip this moving name, but without ruffling our new comrade’s pride. It turned out that he complacently took Bannockburn to have been an English victory; at all events, one more or less made no great matter to his thinking. Englishmen take their own national trophies so much for granted, that they are apt to forget the susceptibilities of other peoples. Such a one was rebuked by a coachman driving him over the field of Bannockburn. “You Scotch are always boasting of your country, but when you come south you are in no hurry to get back again.” With thumb pointed to the ground, the Scot made stern answer: “There was thirty thousand o’ you cam north, and no mahny o’ them went back again!” There are other battlefields about Stirling, of which Scotland has no such title to be proud, as that of Falkirk, where Wallace brought his renown to a falling market and Prince Charles Edward had but half a victory; that of Sauchieburn, where James III. was foully slain; and that of Sheriffmuir, the Culloden of 1715.

did? Would the Scottish adventurers who once kept their swords sharp as mercenaries all over Europe have found a career sooner in pushing themselves to the front of British society? It’s clear that there has been a shocking waste of resentment before a union that eventually happened peacefully. Yet, are we so made that even the most thoughtful Scot, fresh from studying John Stuart Mill or Herbert Spencer, cannot look down on these battlefields without feeling a pang in his heart? It was Bannockburn that made us a nation, poor but free to be ourselves. Since we didn’t always win our battles with England, it’s natural that we highlight the victories in this uncertain game. When I was at school, a passionate English boy joined us young Scots, and we agreed it would be courteous and kind not to mention Bannockburn in front of him. Yet, in the end, someone let slip this significant name, but it didn't upset our new friend's pride. It turned out he smugly thought Bannockburn was an English victory; in any case, one victory or loss didn’t matter much to him. English people take their national achievements so much for granted that they often forget the feelings of others. One such person was chastised by a coachman driving him over the Bannockburn field. “You Scots always brag about your country, but when you come south, you’re in no rush to get back!” With a pointed thumb at the ground, the Scot replied sternly: “Thirty thousand of you came north, and not many of them went back!” There are other battlefields around Stirling, of which Scotland has no proud claim, like Falkirk, where Wallace’s reputation fell, and Prince Charles Edward claimed only half a victory; Sauchieburn, where James III. was dishonorably killed; and Sheriffmuir, the Culloden of 1715.

Let us hang a little longer upon the Castle ramparts to take a bird’s-eye view of the stirring story that often came to centre round this rock. Over Highland mountain and Lowland strath the clouds lift away, giving here and there a doubtful glimpse of Scots from Ireland, Celts from who knows how far, Britons of Strathclyde, and dim Picts of the east, each such a wild race as “slew the slayer and shall himself be slain,” among whom intrude Roman legions and Norse pirates, the former falling back from their thistly conquest, the latter settling themselves firmly on the coasts. Out of this welter, as out of the Heptarchy in the south, emerges a more or less dominant kingdom seated on the Tay. While the power of the Scots seems to have gone under, their name floats at the top, so as to christen the new nation, that on the south side, from the wide bounds of Northumbria, takes in a stable element destined to be the cement of the whole.

Let’s linger a bit longer on the Castle walls to get a broad view of the exciting history that often revolves around this rock. The clouds clear over the Highland mountains and Lowland valleys, revealing glimpses of Scots from Ireland, Celts from who knows where, Britons from Strathclyde, and the shadowy Picts from the east, each a wild group that “slew the slayer and shall himself be slain,” along with Roman legions and Norse pirates, with the Romans retreating from their thorny conquest and the Norse settling firmly on the shores. From this chaos, much like from the Heptarchy in the south, a somewhat dominant kingdom emerges, situated by the Tay. While the power of the Scots seems to have diminished, their name remains prominent enough to label the new nation, which on the southern side, encompassing the broad region of Northumbria, includes a stable element destined to hold everything together.

The next act shows the struggle of a partly Saxonised people against the Anglo-Norman kings and their claims to feudal superiority. The curtain rises on a sensational melodrama of confused alarms and excursions, where the ill-drilled Celtic supernumeraries at the back of the stage often fall to fighting like wild cats among themselves, while the mail-clad barons prance now on one side and now on the other, as the scenes shift about a border-line almost rubbed out by the crossing and recrossing of

The next act reveals the conflict of a partially Saxonized people fighting against the Anglo-Norman kings and their claims to superior power. The curtain rises on a dramatic scene filled with chaos and commotion, where the poorly trained Celtic extras in the back often end up fighting with each other like wildcats, while the armored barons strut around now on one side and then on the other, as the scenes shift along a border that is nearly erased by the constant crossing and recrossing of



THE OUTFLOW OF LOCH KATRINE, PERTHSHIRE

THE OUTFLOW OF LOCH KATRINE, PERTHSHIRE

armies. The heroes of the most thrilling tableaux are Wallace and Bruce; and the loudest applause hails the culminating blaze of lime-light on Bannockburn.

armies. The heroes of the most exciting scenes are Wallace and Bruce; and the loudest cheers celebrate the final burst of spotlight at Bannockburn.

The wars of Independence are not yet at an end, but the Scots people have learned more or less firmly to stand together, and their chiefs, when not led astray by feud and treachery, begin to enter into the spirit of the piece, in which France now takes a leading part. But Banquo’s ill-fortune dogs the line not yet fully consecrated by misfortune. Over the stage passes that woeful procession of boy kings, most of them cut off before they had learned to rule, each leaving his son to be in turn kidnapped and tutored by fierce nobles to whom John Knox might well have preached on the text “Woe to thee, O land, when thy king is a child!” more profitably than he denounced that “monstrous regiment of women.” This act culminates in the Reformation, when for a generation Scotland is not clear whether to cry “Unhand me, villain!” to France, or to England, the two powers that at her side play Codlin and Short in a tragic mask.

The wars of Independence aren't over yet, but the Scottish people have learned to come together more or less, and their leaders, when not led astray by feuds and betrayal, are starting to embrace the peace that France is now leading. However, Banquo’s misfortunes still haunt the line that hasn't been fully marked by tragedy. A sad procession of young kings passes by, most of them taken down before they even learned to rule, each leaving a son who’s then kidnapped and mentored by fierce nobles that John Knox might have better preached against with “Woe to thee, O land, when thy king is a child!” than he did about that “monstrous regiment of women.” This all leads to the Reformation, when Scotland isn’t quite sure whether to shout “Get away from me, villain!” at France or England, the two powers playing the tragic roles of Codlin and Short by her side.

When James VI. had posted off to his richer inheritance, we might expect an idyllic transformation scene of peace out of pain. But the Scot has no turn for peace. Is it the mists and east winds that set such a keen edge on his temper? When not at loyal war, he is robbing and raiding his neighbours, as if to keep his hand in; and if no strife be stirring at home, he hires himself out as a professional fighter or football player over foreign countries and counties, for pelf indeed, but also for the zest of the game. And now that Scotland has no longer its wonted national exercise of defending itself against England, it developed at home that notable taste for spiritual combat; so the next act has for its main interest a controversy as to what things were Cæsar’s, throughout which the hard-headed and hot-hearted theologians of the north made fitful efforts to be loyal to Cæsar, who, on his part, gave them little cause for loyalty.

When James VI had rushed off to his wealthier inheritance, we might have expected a peaceful transition from pain to tranquility. But the Scots aren't inclined towards peace. Is it the mists and east winds that sharpen his temper? When he’s not engaged in loyal warfare, he’s busy robbing and raiding his neighbors, as if to keep his skills sharp; and if there’s no conflict at home, he takes on work as a mercenary or a football player in foreign lands, not only for money but also for the thrill of the game. Now that Scotland no longer has its usual national pastime of defending itself against England, it has developed a notable interest in spiritual battles at home; so the next act features a controversy over what belongs to Cæsar, during which the practical and passionate theologians of the north made sporadic attempts to remain loyal to Cæsar, who, for his part, gave them little reason for loyalty.

With the Revolution Settlement and the Act of Union the stage appears cleared for a happy denouement, which, indeed, but for episodes of rebellion and vulgar grudges on both sides, comes on at length as the two rivals learn how after all they are not hero and villain, but long-lost brothers, the one rich and proud but generous, the other poor and honest. Already, before the world’s footlights, we see them fallen into each other’s arms, blessed by nature and fortune, to the music of “Rule, Britannia,” amid the cheers of a crowd of colonies, though foreign spectators may shrug their shoulders and twirl their moustaches when invited to applaud.

With the Revolution Settlement and the Act of Union, the stage seems set for a happy ending, which, apart from some instances of rebellion and petty grudges on both sides, eventually unfolds as the two rivals realize that they aren't a hero and a villain, but long-lost brothers—one rich and proud but generous, the other poor and honest. Already, before the world’s audience, we see them fall into each other’s arms, blessed by nature and fortune, to the tune of “Rule, Britannia,” while a cheering crowd of colonies looks on, even though foreign observers might just roll their eyes and twirl their mustaches when asked to applaud.

But may there not be an epilogue to the sensational acts of Scottish history? As Saxondom overcame the plaided and kilted clans, is not Scotland in turn destined to overlie the rest of the island? Here we approach a delicate subject of consideration. In this enlightened age when, as a great Scotsman says, “the Torch of Science has now been brandished and borne about with more or less effect for five thousand years and upwards,” the truly philosophic mind should be capable of rising above the pettiness of national prejudice. Only foolish and uninstructed persons can cling to the belief that their peculiar community, large or small, is necessarily identified with the highest excellences of creation. Wise

But is there really no ending to the dramatic events of Scottish history? Just as the Saxons defeated the clans in kilts and plaids, could it be that Scotland is meant to dominate the rest of the island now? This brings us to a sensitive topic. In this advanced era, when, as a great Scotsman puts it, “the Torch of Science has now been brandished and borne about with more or less effect for five thousand years and upwards,” a genuinely philosophical perspective should be able to rise above the triviality of national bias. Only ignorant and misinformed individuals can hold on to the idea that their unique community, big or small, is automatically associated with the highest qualities of humanity. Wise



IN THE HEART OF THE TROSSACHS, PERTHSHIRE

IN THE HEART OF THE TROSSACHS, PERTHSHIRE

men agree to recognise that as a poor vanity which winks fondly at the halo consecrating its own faults, while blind to the plainest merits of its neighbours. Excesses, defects, and compensations must be everywhere recognised and allowed for, then at last we can take a calm and exact account of human nature in its different manifestations regarded by the light of impartial candour. And when in such a judicious spirit we come to survey mankind from China to Peru, there can surely be little doubt as to the due place of Scots in the broken clan of McAdam.

men agree to acknowledge that it’s a foolish pride that fondly overlooks its own flaws while ignoring the obvious strengths of others. We must recognize and accept excesses, faults, and compensations everywhere, so we can finally take an honest and precise view of human nature in all its various forms, judged by objective fairness. When we approach an evaluation of humanity, spanning from China to Peru, there can hardly be any doubt about the rightful place of Scots in the fractured clan of McAdam.

The above edifying principles were earnestly enforced upon me by a French savant with whom I once travelled in the Desert of Sahara, who yet almost foamed at the mouth if one pointed the moral with a Prussian helmet-spike. Hitherto, alas! international characterisations have been coarse work, usually touched with a spice of malice. Every parish flatters itself by locating Gotham just over its boundary, as any county may have some unkind reproach against its neighbours, Wiltshire moon-rakers, Hampshire hogs, or what not; and nations, too, bandy satirical epithets, like those of a certain poet—

The enlightening principles mentioned above were passionately emphasized to me by a French scholar I once traveled with in the Sahara Desert, who nearly lost his temper if anyone used a Prussian helmet spike to make a point. So far, unfortunately, international stereotypes have often been crude, usually laced with some bitterness. Every community likes to think of itself as better than the others, just as any county might have some unpleasant insults for its neighbors, whether it’s about the Wiltshire moon-rakers, Hampshire hogs, or others; and countries, too, throw around sarcastic nicknames, similar to those from a certain poet—

France is a place known for its practical common sense,
And Spain of intellectual excellence.
In Russia, there are no chains; At the Supreme Court in Rome, reason prevails. Unrestricted freedom is Austria’s claim,
And iron Prussia is nearly as free. America, that fixed climate,
Proud of its traditions and history. England, the versatile and vibrant,
Delights in theatrical performance.
The sons of Scotia are impulsive and reckless, Weak in resolve, extravagant with money.
But Paddy—

But, indeed, the rest is too scandalous for publication.

But, honestly, the rest is just too scandalous to publish.

The most marked feature of the Scottish national character is perhaps an engaging modesty that forbids me to dwell on the achievements of a small country’s thin population, who have written so many names so widely over the world. But it must be admitted how the King of Great Britain sits on his throne in virtue of the Scottish blood that exalted a “wee bit German lairdie.” Our men of light and leading are naturally Scotsmen, the leaders of both parties in the House of Commons, for instance. Since Disraeli—himself sprung from the Chosen People of the old Dispensation—Lord Salisbury was our only Premier not a Scotsman. Both the present Archbishops of the Anglican Church come from Presbyterian Scotland. The heads of other professions in England usually are or ought to be Scotsmen. The United States Constitution seems to require an amendment permitting the President to be a born Scot; but such names as Adams, Polk, Scott, Grant, McClellan, and McKinley have their significance in the history of that country, while in Canada, of course, Mac has come to mean much what Pharaoh did in Egypt. It is believed that no Scotsman has as yet been Pope; but there appears a sad falling away in the Catholic Church since its earliest Fathers were well known as sound Presbyterians. The first man mentioned in the Bible was certainly a Scot, though English jealousy seeks to disguise him as James I. Your “beggarly Scot” has the Apostles as accomplices in what Englishmen look on as his worst sin, a vice of

The most notable aspect of the Scottish national character is probably an appealing modesty that prevents me from focusing on the accomplishments of a small country's sparse population, which has made such a big impact globally. However, it must be acknowledged that the King of Great Britain reigns thanks to the Scottish blood that elevated a “little German landowner.” Our prominent figures are typically Scotsmen, including the leaders of both parties in the House of Commons. Since Disraeli—who himself came from the Chosen People of the old Dispensation—Lord Salisbury was our only Prime Minister who wasn’t Scottish. Both current Archbishops of the Anglican Church hail from Presbyterian Scotland. The leaders of various professions in England are usually, or should be, Scotsmen. The U.S. Constitution seems to need an amendment allowing the President to be a born Scot; yet names like Adams, Polk, Scott, Grant, McClellan, and McKinley have significant roles in the history of that country, while in Canada, of course, Mac has come to mean much like Pharaoh did in Egypt. It is believed that no Scotsman has ever been Pope; however, there appears to be a noticeable decline in the Catholic Church since its earliest Fathers were well-known as solid Presbyterians. The first person mentioned in the Bible was definitely a Scot, even though English jealousy tries to pass him off as James I. Your “penniless Scot” has the Apostles as accomplices in what Englishmen view as his greatest vice, a flaw of



BRIG O’ TURK AND BEN VENUE, PERTHSHIRE

Brig O' Turk and Ben Venue, Perthshire

poverty which, in the fulness of time, he begins to live down. Both Major and Minor Prophets deal with their Ahabs and Jezebels much in the tone of John Knox. A legend, not lightly to be despised, makes our ancestress Scota, Pharaoh’s daughter; but I do not insist on a possible descent from the lost Tribes of Israel. Noah is recorded as the first Covenanter. Cain and Abel appear to have started the feud of Highlander and Lowlander. Father Adam is certainly understood to have worn the kilt. The Royal Scots claim to have furnished the guard over the Garden of Eden, in which case unpleasing questions are suggested as to the duties of the Black Watch at that epoch. The name of Eden was at one time held to fix the site of Paradise in the East Neuk of Fife; but the higher criticism inclines to Glasgow Green. In the south of Lanark, indeed, are four streams that have yielded gold; but they compass a country more abounding in lead, and the climate seems not congenial to fruit trees. “I confess, my brethren,” said the controversial divine, “that there is a difficulty here; but let us look it boldly in the face, and pass on.”

Poverty, which over time, he starts to overcome. Both Major and Minor Prophets address their Ahabs and Jezebels similarly to John Knox. There's a legend, not to be dismissed lightly, that claims our ancestor Scota was Pharaoh's daughter; however, I won’t insist on a possible connection to the lost Tribes of Israel. Noah is recognized as the first Covenanter. Cain and Abel seem to have kicked off the feud between Highlanders and Lowlanders. Father Adam is generally understood to have worn the kilt. The Royal Scots claim to have served as the guard over the Garden of Eden, which raises uncomfortable questions about the duties of the Black Watch back then. At one point, the name Eden was thought to pinpoint the location of Paradise in the East Neuk of Fife, but modern critics tend to favor Glasgow Green. In the south of Lanark, there are actually four streams that have yielded gold; however, they surround a region richer in lead, and the climate doesn't seem suitable for fruit trees. “I admit, my brethren,” said the debating theologian, “that there is a difficulty here; but let's face it boldly and move on.”

The antiquities of Stirling contrast with the modern trimness of its neighbour, the Bridge of Allan, lying at the foot of the Ochils two or three miles off, a Leamington to the Scottish Warwick, the tramway between them passing the hill on which, to humble southron tourists, Professor Blackie and other ardent patriots reared that tall Wallace Monument whose interior makes a Walhalla of memorials to eminent Scotsmen like Carlyle and Gladstone. Bridge of Allan is a place of mills and bleach works, and of resort for its Spa of saline water, recommended, too, by its repute for a mild spring climate, rare in the north. The “Bridge,” which we have so often in Scottish place-names, points to a time when bridges were not matters of course; as in the Highlands we shall find “Boats” recording a more backward stage of ferries. This bridge spans the wooded “banks of Allan Water,” up which a pleasant path leads one to Dunblane, with the Ochil moorlands for its background.

The historic sites in Stirling stand in stark contrast to the modern vibe of its neighbor, Bridge of Allan, which lies at the base of the Ochils, just two or three miles away. It's like a Leamington to Scotland's Warwick, with a tramway connecting the two, passing by the hill where, to humble tourists from the south, Professor Blackie and other passionate patriots built the tall Wallace Monument. Its interior serves as a Walhalla of tributes to notable Scots like Carlyle and Gladstone. Bridge of Allan is known for its mills and bleach works, as well as being a destination for its saline spa water, which is also praised for its mild spring climate, a rarity in the north. The “Bridge” in the name hints at a time when bridges weren't commonplace; similarly, in the Highlands, we find “Boats” marking a more primitive stage of ferry crossings. This bridge crosses the wooded “banks of Allan Water,” and a lovely path leads from there to Dunblane, with the Ochil moorlands providing a stunning backdrop.

Dunblane is notable for one of the few Gothic cathedrals still used in Scotland as a parish church. Sympathetically restored, it has even become the scene of forms of worship which scandalised true-blue Presbyterians, while on the other hand I once came across an Anglican lady much shocked to find how “actually there was a Presbyterian service going on!” Carved screen, stalls, and communion table make ornaments seldom seen in the bareness of a northern kirk, this one admirable in its proportions and mouldings, if without the elaborate decoration of Melrose. It has a valuable legacy in the library of a divine well known in both countries, the tolerant Archbishop Leighton.

Dunblane is famous for being one of the few Gothic cathedrals still functioning as a parish church in Scotland. Thoughtfully restored, it has even become a place for forms of worship that scandalized traditional Presbyterians. On the other hand, I once met an Anglican woman who was quite shocked to discover that "there was actually a Presbyterian service happening!" The carved screen, stalls, and communion table are decorations rarely seen in the simplicity of a northern church, this one admirable in its proportions and details, though lacking the intricate decoration of Melrose. It holds a valuable collection in the library of a theologian known in both countries, the tolerant Archbishop Leighton.

Among Scotsmen, Dunblane enjoys a modest repute as a place of villeggiatura; to tourists it is perhaps best known as junction of the Caledonian line to Oban, which brings them to Callander, a few miles from the Trossachs. This line at first follows the course of the Teith, “daughter of three mighty lakes,” past Doune Castle, not Burns’s “Bonnie Doon,” but an imposing monument of feudal struggles and crimes, that has housed many a royal guest, if not, as one of its parish ministers gravely declares for unquestionable, Fitz-James himself on the night before his adventurous chase. So late as 1745,

Among Scots, Dunblane has a modest reputation as a place to relax; to tourists, it's probably best known as the junction for the Caledonian line to Oban, which takes them to Callander, just a few miles from the Trossachs. This line initially follows the Teith, the "daughter of three mighty lakes," passing by Doune Castle, which isn't Burns's "Bonnie Doon," but rather an impressive reminder of feudal struggles and crimes, that has hosted many royal guests, including, as one of its parish ministers seriously claims, Fitz-James himself the night before his daring chase. As recently as 1745,



BIRCHES BY LOCH ACHRAY, PERTHSHIRE

Birches by Loch Achray, Perthshire

Home, the author of Douglas, had an adventure here, confined as prisoner of war in a Jacobite dungeon, from which he escaped, with five fellow-captives, in quite romantic style; and this, we know, was one of the stages of Captain Edward Waverley’s journey. Farther up the river, another place of note is Cambusmore, where Scott spent the youthful holidays that made him familiar with the Trossachs country. Callander he does not mention, its name not fitting into his metre, whereas its neighbour Dunblane’s amenity to rhyme brought to be planted there a flower of song at the hands of a writer who perhaps knew it only by name. But Callander has grown into a snug little town of hotels and lodging-houses below most lovely scenery, little spoiled by the chain of lakes above being harnessed as water-works for thirsty Glasgow, whose Bailie Nicol Jarvies now lord it over the country of Rob Roy and Roderick Dhu.

Home, the author of Douglas, had an adventure here, being held as a prisoner of war in a Jacobite dungeon, from which he escaped in quite a dramatic fashion with five fellow captives; and this, we know, was one of the stops on Captain Edward Waverley’s journey. Further up the river, another notable place is Cambusmore, where Scott spent his youthful holidays that made him familiar with the Trossachs area. He doesn’t mention Callander because its name doesn’t fit his meter, while its neighbor Dunblane’s pleasantness to rhyme led to a song being created there by a writer who may have only known it by name. But Callander has evolved into a cozy little town with hotels and guesthouses, nestled below stunning scenery, not too affected by the chain of lakes upstream being used as waterworks for thirsty Glasgow, where Bailie Nicol Jarvies now rule over the land of Rob Roy and Roderick Dhu.

Another way to the Trossachs is by “the varied realms of fair Menteith,” through which a railway joins the banks of the Forth and the Clyde. The name of Menteith has an ugly association to Scottish ears through Sir John Menteith, a son of its earl, who betrayed Wallace to the English; the signal for these Philistines’ onrush was given by his turning a loaf upside down, and so to handle bread was long an insult to any man of the execrated name. Sir John afterwards fought under Bruce; but however Scottish nobles might change sides in the game of feudal allegiance, the Commons were always true to patriotic resentment; and no services of that house have quite wiped out the memory of a traitor remembered as Gan among the peers of Charlemagne or Simon Girty on the backwoods frontier of America. And fortune seems to have concurred in the popular verdict, for till even the shadow of it died out in a wandering beggar, little luck went with the title of Menteith, least of all in a claim to legitimate heirship of the Crown; then this earldom seemed doubly cursed when transferred to the Grahams, one of whom was ringleader in the murder of James I.

Another way to reach the Trossachs is through “the diverse areas of fair Menteith,” where a railway connects the banks of the Forth and the Clyde. The name Menteith has an ugly association for Scottish people because of Sir John Menteith, a son of its earl, who betrayed Wallace to the English; the signal for these Philistines' attack was his flipping a loaf upside down, and handling bread that way became a long-standing insult to anyone with that cursed name. Sir John later fought under Bruce; but no matter how much Scottish nobles might switch sides in the feudal loyalty game, the common people always held onto their patriotic resentment; and no deeds from that family have erased the memory of a traitor who is remembered like Gan among Charlemagne's peers or Simon Girty on the backwoods frontier of America. Fortune seems to have agreed with the popular sentiment, as even the last remnants of that name faded away with a wandering beggar, and little luck accompanied the title of Menteith, especially in any claim to legitimate heirship to the Crown; then this earldom seemed doubly cursed when it passed to the Grahams, one of whom was the leader in the murder of James I.

Menteith, one of the chief provinces of old Scotland, has shrunk to the name of a district described in a witty booklet by a son of the soil, far travelled in other lands.[A] “A kind of sea of moss and heath, a bristly country (Trossachs is said to mean the bristled land) shut in by hills on every side,” in which “nearly every hill and strath has had its battles between the Grahams and the Macgregors”; but now “over the Fingalian path, where once the red-shank trotted on his Highland garron, the bicyclist, the incarnation of the age, looks to a sign-post and sees This hill is dangerous.” Its stony fields and lochans lying between hummocks are horizoned by grand mountains, among which Ben Lomond, to the west, is the dominating feature, “in winter, a vast white sugar-loaf; in summer, a prismatic cone of yellow and amethyst and opal lights; in spring, a grey, gloomy, stony pile of rocks; in autumn, a weather indicator; for when the mist curls down its sides, and hangs in heavy wreaths from its double summit ‘it has to rain,’ as the Spaniards say.”

Menteith, once a major province of old Scotland, has now been reduced to a district described in a clever booklet by a local, who has traveled widely. “A kind of sea of moss and heath, a rough country (Trossachs is said to mean the bristled land) surrounded by hills on every side,” where “almost every hill and valley has witnessed battles between the Grahams and the Macgregors”; but now “over the Fingalian path, where once the red-shank trotted on his Highland pony, the cyclist, the embodiment of today’s age, looks at a sign-post and sees This hill is dangerous.” Its rocky fields and small lakes nestled between bumps are framed by majestic mountains, with Ben Lomond to the west as the standout feature, “in winter, a massive white sugar-loaf; in summer, a colorful cone of yellow, amethyst, and opal lights; in spring, a grey, gloomy pile of stones; in autumn, a weather gauge; for when the mist drapes down its sides and hangs in heavy curls from its double peak ‘it has to rain,’ as the Spaniards say.”

[A] Notes on the District of Menteith, by R. B. Cunninghame Graham.

[A] Notes on the District of Menteith, by R. B. Cunninghame Graham.

Menteith became a resort before Callander, when, early in the eighteenth century, we find Clerk of Penicuik taking

Menteith became a destination before Callander, when, early in the 1700s, we see Clerk of Penicuik taking



HEAD OF LOCH LOMOND, LOOKING UP GLEN FALLOCH, PERTHSHIRE

Head of Loch Lomond, looking up Glen Falloch, Perthshire

his family there on a “goat’s whey campaign,” for which remedy the Highland borders were often visited in his day. At an earlier day, canny Lowlanders would be shy of trusting themselves, on business or pleasure, beyond the Forth; and, even later, we know how Bailie Nicol Jarvie thought twice before venturing into the haunts of that “honest” kinsman of his. As Ben Lomond dominates this landscape, so looms out the memory of Rob Roy Macgregor, that doughty outlaw who, like Robin Hood, has taken such hold on popular imagination. Graham as he is, one suspects the above-quoted representative of the old earls to have his heart with an ancestral enemy who practised a kind of wild socialism—

his family there on a “goat’s whey campaign,” which was a common treatment that people often sought in the Highland borders during his time. In earlier years, savvy Lowlanders would hesitate to go, whether for business or pleasure, beyond the Forth; and, even later, we know how Bailie Nicol Jarvie thought twice before stepping into the territory of that “honest” relative of his. Just as Ben Lomond dominates this landscape, the memory of Rob Roy Macgregor looms large, that fearless outlaw who, like Robin Hood, has captured the public's imagination. Although he is a Graham, one might suspect that the quoted representative of the old earls has a soft spot for an ancestral foe who practiced a form of wild socialism—

To ruin the spoiler however he wants,
And from the thief take the victim.

It appears that Scott had Rob Roy in his eye as a model for Roderick Dhu, and it is the Macgregor country which he has given to his fictitious Vich Alpines. Mr. Cunninghame Graham points out how the Highland borders were always more troubled than the interior clandom, and how here especially the vicinity of a rich lowland offered constant temptation for followers of the “good old rule, the simple plan” recorded by Wordsworth. The Forth made a boundary against these predatory excursions, yet sometimes a Roderick Dhu would harry fields and farms as far as the home of “poor Blanche of Devon,” beyond Stirling. The “red soldiers” in turn came to pass the Highland line. On Ellen’s Isle women and children took refuge from Cromwell’s men; Monk marched by Aberfoyle, noting for destruction its woods that harboured rebels; and not to speak of Captain Thornton’s unlucky expedition, no less authentic a hero than Wolfe once commanded the fortress which the Georges placed at Inversnaid, near Rob Roy’s home, to bridle that broken clan of Ishmaelites.

It seems that Scott had Rob Roy in mind as a model for Roderick Dhu, and he gave the MacGregor region to his fictional Vich Alpines. Mr. Cunninghame Graham highlights how the Highland borders were always more troubled than the inner clans, and how the nearby wealthy lowlands constantly tempted followers of the “good old rule, the simple plan” noted by Wordsworth. The Forth served as a boundary against these raids, yet sometimes a Roderick Dhu would raid fields and farms all the way to the home of “poor Blanche of Devon,” beyond Stirling. The “red soldiers” eventually crossed into the Highlands. On Ellen’s Isle, women and children sought refuge from Cromwell’s troops; Monk marched by Aberfoyle, marking its woods for destruction because they sheltered rebels; and not to mention Captain Thornton’s unfortunate expedition, a genuine hero like Wolfe once commanded the fortress that the Georges built at Inversnaid, near Rob Roy’s home, to control that troubled clan of Ishmaelites.

The railway, from Glasgow or from Stirling, passes to the south of the Loch of Menteith, with its islands, to which a short divagation might be made. Here, on the “Isle of Rest,” shaded by giant chestnuts which tradition brings from Rome, are the ruins of a cloister whither the child Queen Mary was carried for refuge after the battle of Pinkie, before setting out for France with her playmate maids of honour.

The train, traveling from Glasgow or Stirling, goes south of Loch of Menteith, which has its islands, where a quick detour could be taken. Here, on the “Isle of Rest,” shaded by giant chestnut trees believed to have origins in Rome, are the ruins of a cloister where the young Queen Mary found refuge after the Battle of Pinkie, before leaving for France with her childhood friends who were her ladies-in-waiting.

Last night, the Queen had four Marys,
Tonight she'll have just three; There were Mary Beaton and Mary Seaton. And Mary Carmichael and I.

Mary Livingston was the authentic fourth of the quartette in those days, and Mary Fleming held the place of Mary Carmichael. The luckless heroine of this touching ballad was a Mary Hamilton supposed by Scott to have been one of the Queen’s attendants later on, but her identity is somewhat dubious; and one writer shows reason to believe that the story of her crime and punishment has been strangely shifted from the Russian Court of Peter the Great, where she might well exclaim—

Mary Livingston was the real fourth member of the group back then, and Mary Fleming took the place of Mary Carmichael. The unfortunate heroine of this moving ballad was a Mary Hamilton, thought by Scott to have been one of the Queen’s attendants later on, but her identity is a bit uncertain; and one writer argues that the story of her crime and punishment has been oddly transferred from the Russian Court of Peter the Great, where she could easily say—

Ah! Little did my mom think, The night she held me The lands I should visit,
The death that I should die!

Beyond this lake a railway branch brings us to

Beyond this lake, a railway branch takes us to



GOLDEN AUTUMN, THE TROSSACHS, PERTHSHIRE

Golden Autumn, The Trossachs, Perthshire

Aberfoyle, on the banks of the “infant Forth,” its nursery name the Avon Dhu, “Blackwater,” haunted like a child’s dreams by fairies of whom prudent Bailie Nicol Jarvie spoke under his breath, though he professed to hold them as “deceits of Satan.” Here the change-house of Lucky M‘Alpine has been replaced by an hotel offering all the comforts of the Saltmarket, along with golf links and fishing at Loch Ard. As Ipswich shows the very room in the White Hart occupied by Mr. Pickwick and the green gate at which Sam Weller met Job Trotter, so among the lions here are the ploughshare valiantly handled by Bailie Nicol Jarvie, nay, even the identical bough from which he swung suspended by his coat tails. Such relics let one guess why that worthy citizen would not give “the finest sight in the Hielands for the first keek o’ the Gorbals of Glasgow!” But he might have taken another view had he seen the great slate quarries that now scar the braes of Aberfoyle, or that pleasure-house on Loch Katrine set apart for Glasgow magistrates to disport themselves at the source of their city’s water supply.

Aberfoyle, by the banks of the “infant Forth,” known in its early days as the Avon Dhu, “Blackwater,” is like a child's dream filled with fairies, which careful Bailie Nicol Jarvie whispered about, even though he insisted they were “deceits of Satan.” The old change-house run by Lucky M‘Alpine has been replaced by a hotel offering all the comforts of the Saltmarket, along with golf courses and fishing at Loch Ard. Just like Ipswich proudly displays the exact room in the White Hart where Mr. Pickwick stayed and the green gate where Sam Weller met Job Trotter, among the attractions here are the ploughshare skillfully wielded by Bailie Nicol Jarvie, and even the same branch from which he dangled by his coat tails. Such artifacts hint at why that respectable citizen would never trade “the best view in the Highlands for the first glimpse of the Gorbals of Glasgow!” But he might have thought differently if he had seen the massive slate quarries now marring the hills of Aberfoyle, or the leisure house on Loch Katrine set up for Glasgow magistrates to enjoy themselves at the source of their city’s water supply.

From Aberfoyle or from Callander, the rest of the journey is by road to the Trossachs Hotel, which seems to represent Fitz-James’s imagination of “lordly tower” or “cloister grey”; then on through the mile of bristling pass to the foot of Loch Katrine. How many a peaceful stranger has passed this way since the Knight of Snowdoun’s steed here “stretched his stiff limbs to rise no more”! What “cost thy life, my gallant grey” would be the fact that even in the poet’s day, the path to Ellen’s Isle was more like a ladder than a road. Now the danger most to be feared is from Sassenach cycling, which caused a coach accident in the vicinity a few years ago. Umbrellas had replaced claymores so far back as Wordsworth’s time; and waterproofs are the armour most displayed, where once

From Aberfoyle or Callander, the rest of the trip is by road to the Trossachs Hotel, which seems to embody Fitz-James’s vision of a “lordly tower” or “cloister grey”; then onward through the mile of thorny pass to the edge of Loch Katrine. How many peaceful travelers have come this way since the Knight of Snowdoun’s horse “stretched his stiff limbs to rise no more”! What “cost thy life, my gallant grey” would be the reality that even in the poet’s time, the path to Ellen’s Isle was more like a ladder than a road. Now the danger to watch out for is from Sassenach cyclists, which caused a coach accident nearby a few years ago. Umbrellas had taken the place of claymores as far back as Wordsworth’s time; and waterproofs are the armor most often seen, where once

Flowing back through the valley of fear
The battle's tide was poured; Vanish’d the Saxon’s struggling spear, Vanished the mountain sword. As Bracklinn's gorge, so dark and deep,
Receives her loud river,
As the dark caves of the deep Embrace the wild whirlpool, So did the deep and dark path. Devour the battle’s mixed chaos:
No one remains now on the plain,
Save those who will never fight again.

Macaulay, in his slap-dash style, has explained the want of taste for the picturesque in a bailie or such like of more romantic times. “He is not likely to be thrown into ecstasies by the abruptness of a precipice from which he is in imminent danger of falling two thousand feet perpendicular; by the boiling waves of a torrent which suddenly whirls away his baggage and forces him to run for his life; by the gloomy grandeur of a pass where he finds a corpse which marauders have just stripped and mangled; or by the screams of those eagles whose next meal may probably be on his own eyes.” But Dr. Hume Brown (Early Travellers in Scotland) shows how there were bold and not unappreciative tourists in the Highlands before the era of return tickets. Whatever the guide-books say, it is certainly not the case that the Trossachs were discovered by Scott. In Dr. T. Garnett’s Tour through the Highlands, published 1800, he relates a visit

Macaulay, in his hasty style, discussed the lack of appreciation for the picturesque in a bailie or similar figures from more romantic times. “He’s not going to be overwhelmed by the steepness of a cliff from which he might fall two thousand feet straight down; by the raging waves of a river that suddenly sweep away his belongings and force him to run for his life; by the dark majesty of a pass where he discovers a body that robbers have just stripped and mutilated; or by the cries of those eagles that may soon have him as their next meal.” However, Dr. Hume Brown (Early Travellers in Scotland) shows that there were daring and somewhat appreciative tourists in the Highlands before the era of round-trip tickets. No matter what the guidebooks say, it’s definitely not true that Scott discovered the Trossachs. In Dr. T. Garnett’s Tour through the Highlands, published in 1800, he relates a visit



THE RIVER TEITH, WITH LOCHS ACHRAY AND VENNACHAR, PERTHSHIRE

THE RIVER TEITH, ALONG WITH LOCHS ACHRAY AND VENNACHAR, PERTHSHIRE

to the “Drosacks,” and speaks of the place as sought out by foreigners. Several years before the publication of the Lady of the Lake, Wordsworth, with Coleridge and his sister, on a Scottish tour, turned aside to this beauty-spot, which they duly admired in spite of the rain; and there they met a drawing-master from Edinburgh on the same picturesque-hunting errand. Dorothy Wordsworth’s Journal tells us how the cottars were amused to hear of their secluded home being known in England; how two huts had been erected by Lady Perth for the accommodation of visitors; and how a dozen years before the minister of Callander had published an account of the Trossachs as a scene “that beggars all description.”

to the “Drosacks,” and describes the place as a popular spot for tourists. A few years before the release of the Lady of the Lake, Wordsworth, along with Coleridge and his sister, took a detour during a trip to Scotland and stopped at this beautiful location, which they admired despite the rain. They encountered a drawing teacher from Edinburgh who was there for the same scenic exploration. Dorothy Wordsworth’s Journal shares how the locals were amused to learn that their quiet home was known in England; how Lady Perth had built two huts to accommodate visitors; and how, twelve years earlier, the minister of Callander had published an account of the Trossachs, describing it as a scene “that beggars all description.”

The bad weather proved too much for Coleridge, who turned back from the tour here; and his muse seems not to have been inspired by this land of the mountain which he found also a land of the flood. Wordsworth, however, made several attempts to annex Scotland to his native domain. Truth to tell, the lake poet’s harp sounds sometimes out of tune across the Border, as witness his woeful travesty of the “Helen of Kirkconnel” story, and the philosophic considerations which he attributes to Rob Roy over what may have been that bold outlaw’s grave. There is one verse in his “Highland Reaper” which seems a perfect epitome of the future Laureate’s qualities, who, if he “uttered nothing base,” could come too near being commonplace. “Will no one tell me what she sings?” is surely in the flat tone which one irreverent critic describes as a “bleat.” “Perhaps the plaintive numbers flow”—is not this the false gallop of eighteenth-century verse, out of which Wordsworth vainly believed that he had broken his Pegasus? But in such pinchbeck setting, what a pearl of price—

The bad weather was too much for Coleridge, who decided to turn back from the tour here; and it seems his inspiration wasn’t sparked by this land of the mountains, which he also found to be a land of flooding. Wordsworth, on the other hand, made several attempts to include Scotland in his native territory. To be honest, the lake poet’s vibe sometimes feels off across the Border, as shown by his unfortunate version of the “Helen of Kirkconnel” story, and the philosophical thoughts he gives to Rob Roy about what might have been that daring outlaw’s grave. There’s one line in his “Highland Reaper” that seems to perfectly summarize the future Laureate’s traits, who, although he “uttered nothing base,” could come off as quite ordinary. “Will no one tell me what she sings?” definitely strikes a flat note, which one cheeky critic calls a “bleat.” “Perhaps the plaintive numbers flow”—isn’t this just the forced rhythm of eighteenth-century poetry, from which Wordsworth naively thought he had freed his Pegasus? But in such a cheap setting, what a priceless pearl—

For old, sad, distant things,
And battles from long ago!

Thus to him, too, “Caledonia stern and wild” could breathe her secret, while to put life into the raids and combats of long ago was for another bard who plays drum and trumpet in the orchestra of British poetry. I am not going to string vain epithets on the Trossachs, familiar to all readers if only from the pages of their great advertiser. But let me hint to tourists who come duly furnished with the Lady of the Lake, that Black’s Guide to the Trossachs includes an excellent commentary on the poem from what may seem an unpoetical source, the pen of an Astronomer-Royal, Sir G. B. Airey, whose topographical analysis will be found most instructive. These scenes appear somewhat trimmed since an old writer described the Highlands “as a part of the creation left undrest.” The lake edges have been smoothed off, as the “unfathomable glades” of the Trossachs are opened up by a road, below the line of the old pass and the hill tracks by which the Fiery Cross was sped towards Strath-Ire.

So for him, too, “Caledonia stern and wild” could reveal her secret, while bringing life to the raids and battles of the past was for another bard who plays drums and trumpets in the orchestra of British poetry. I’m not going to throw around empty compliments about the Trossachs, which are well-known to all readers, at least from the pages of their big promoter. But let me suggest to tourists who come equipped with the Lady of the Lake that Black’s Guide to the Trossachs includes an excellent commentary on the poem from what might seem like an unlikely source, the pen of an Astronomer-Royal, Sir G. B. Airey, whose topographical analysis is very informative. These scenes seem a bit altered since an old writer described the Highlands “as a part of the creation left undressed.” The edges of the lake have been smoothed out, as the “unfathomable glades” of the Trossachs are opened up by a road, below the line of the old pass and the hill trails that carried the Fiery Cross towards Strath-Ire.

For an account of this country as it is in our day, we may refer to a French story by a writer named, of all names, André Laurie, whose native heath ought to be the bonny braes of Maxwelton. This book has the serious purpose of giving a view of English school athletics, and pointing the moral that Frenchmen so trained would be all the fitter for la revanche. The hero, sent to school in England, is, as part of his educational course, taken by the schoolmaster on a shooting excursion in the Highlands.

For a look at this country as it is today, we can refer to a French story by a writer whose name is quite curious, André Laurie, whose home should be the beautiful hills of Maxwelton. This book aims to provide a perspective on English school athletics and suggest that Frenchmen trained in this way would be much better prepared for la revanche. The protagonist, who is sent to school in England, is taken by the teacher on a shooting trip in the Highlands.



VEILED SUNSHINE, THE TROSSACHS, PERTHSHIRE

Veiled Sunshine, The Trossachs, Perthshire

They put up at the White Heart, one of the principal hotels of Glascow, and the landlord is so interested in their bold enterprise that he personally conducts them on the chasse aux grouses. Nay more, he equips them with a pack of piebald pointers, well trained to retrieve in water, which he had come by in a remarkable manner: a certain Lord Stilton, breakfasting at the hotel, with true British generosity made his host a present of these matchless hounds by way of largesse for an excellent dish of trout—a rare treat, it seems, in this part of the world.

They stayed at the White Heart, one of the main hotels in Glasgow, and the owner is so excited about their adventurous plans that he personally takes them on the chasse aux grouses. What’s more, he provides them with a pack of spotted pointers, well-trained to retrieve in water, which he acquired in a remarkable way: a certain Lord Stilton, dining at the hotel, generously gifted these amazing dogs to his host as a token of appreciation for an excellent dish of trout—a rare treat, it seems, in this area.

The first day’s proceedings of the sporting troop are most notable. They “leave the civilised country” at Renfrew. How they get across the Clyde does not appear; but there are no doubt stepping-stones in all Highland streams. Having thus invaded the Lennox, they forthwith stalk its desolate moors from Loch Lomond to Loch Katrine, where as a touch of local colour the author is careful to point out that one must not use the word lakes. Nine or ten strong, the company is thrown out in skirmishing order, those who have guns marching in front behind the dogs, while the unarmed members are invited to bring up the rear “as simple spectators.” Scotland being such a proverbially hospitable country, they do not judge it necessary to provide themselves with leave or license, but their hotel-keeper for two or three shillings hires a bare-legged shepherd in “a short petticoat” to show them where the game lies. In spite of this liberality, towards the end of the day the bag amounts only to three or four head, including one hare, explained to be a rara avis hereabouts, and one fierce bull which has given a spice of danger to their sport. In the evening, however, the grouse begin to “rise,” spring up “every instant under their feet,” and nearly two dozen are brought down, enough to serve for supper. The question of lodging presents more difficulty, the Trossachs being an “absolutely desert” country without a village for six leagues round; but the whole party are comfortably accommodated in a fisherman’s hut, fifteen to twenty feet square, which must have been a tight fit for ten, even though there was no furniture beyond a table, two benches and a sheepskin. With genuine Scottish pride the fisherman refuses to accept a bawbee from his guests; though rather too much given to “bird’s eye tobacco” and “that abominable product of civilisation Scotch whisky,” he is a superior person, by his parents designed for the national church, but the honour of “wearing a surplice,” it is explained, had not seemed to him worth the frequent birching which makes the discipline of parish schools in the north.

The first day's events of the sports group are quite remarkable. They "leave civilized country" at Renfrew. How they get across the Clyde isn’t mentioned, but there are definitely stepping stones in all Highland streams. Having crossed into the Lennox, they immediately explore its lonely moors from Loch Lomond to Loch Katrine, where, for local color, the author makes a point to say that one shouldn’t use the word lakes. With nine or ten members, the group is organized in skirmishing order, with those carrying guns leading the way behind the dogs, while the unarmed members are invited to follow as "simple spectators." Since Scotland is known for its hospitality, they don’t think it’s necessary to secure permission or licenses, but their hotel owner hires a bare-legged shepherd in "a short skirt" to show them where the game is for a couple of shillings. Despite this generosity, by the end of the day they’ve only bagged three or four heads, including one hare, said to be a rara avis in this area, and one fierce bull that has added a touch of danger to their hunting. In the evening, however, the grouse start to "rise," popping up "every moment under their feet," and they manage to bring down nearly two dozen, enough for supper. Finding a place to sleep proves more challenging, as the Trossachs is an "absolutely deserted" area with no village for six leagues. However, the whole group ends up sleeping comfortably in a fisherman’s hut, about fifteen to twenty feet square, which must have been cramped for ten, even though there wasn’t any furniture besides a table, two benches, and a sheepskin. With true Scottish pride, the fisherman refuses to take a penny from his guests; though a bit too fond of "bird's eye tobacco" and "that terrible product of civilization, Scotch whisky," he is a person of high standards, destined by his parents for the national church, but the honor of "wearing a surplice," as it’s explained, didn’t seem worth the frequent whipping that’s part of the discipline in northern parish schools.

Next day, for a change, the strangers give themselves up to the kindred sport of angling; and two of them undertake the Alpine ascent of one of the peaks above Loch Katrine, but, without a guide, come to sore grief, and have to be rescued by a search party led by those sagacious pointers in true Ben St. Bernard style. In such cases, our author points out “the superiority of the savage over the civilised man, at least in the desert.” Only to the Highland fisherman had it occurred that those luckless adventurers might want something to eat; but he, taught by experience, produces in the nick of time a bottle of whisky, a biscuit and a slice of bacon; and thus

The next day, for a change, the strangers decide to enjoy the sport of fishing; two of them take on the challenge of climbing one of the peaks above Loch Katrine without a guide, which leads to a tough situation, and they have to be rescued by a search party guided by some clever pointers, reminiscent of the legendary St. Bernard dogs. In these situations, our author points out “the superiority of the savage over the civilized man, at least in the wilderness.” Only the Highland fisherman thought that those unfortunate adventurers might need something to eat; but he, learning from experience, produces just in time a bottle of whisky, a biscuit, and a slice of bacon; and thus



NEAR ARDLUI, LOCH LOMOND, DUMBARTONSHIRE

Near Ardlui, Loch Lomond, Dumbartonshire

the perishing hero’s life is saved to “dance a Scottish gigue”—O M. Laurie, M. Laurie, O!

the dying hero’s life is saved to “dance a Scottish gigue”—O M. Laurie, M. Laurie, O!

The dancing comes through a luxurious experience of Highland high-life, when this band of youths fall in with an old schoolfellow, a Scottish nobleman who bears what seems the exotic title of Lord Camember, but his family name is that well-known aristocratic one of Orton. He welcomes them to his castle, where his coming of age is being celebrated by crowds strangely enormous for such a “desert country,” who are entertained under tents “vast as cathedrals,” with splendid hospitality open to all comers, fountains flowing with beer, speeches, music, dancing, and fireworks. As bouquet of the festivities, he invites the strangers to a review of his stags, driven together “in full trot” till their gigantic antlers “gave the illusion of the marching forest in the Macbeth legend.” The drive past lasts more than an hour, in the course of which are enumerated 5947 horns, so that, allowing for absentees, the young lord estimates a round number of seven thousand as the stock of his deer forest. There could have been no such head of game in the district when Fitz-James galloped all the way from the Earn to Loch Katrine after one stag, losing it as well as his way. One can’t help feeling that our author’s excursion through the scenes of his story must have been an equally rapid one.

The dancing is part of an extravagant experience of Highland high-life, when a group of young people runs into an old schoolmate, a Scottish nobleman with the exotic title of Lord Camember, but his family name is the well-known aristocratic Orton. He invites them to his castle, where he's celebrating his coming of age with crowds surprisingly large for such a “desert country,” entertained under tents “as vast as cathedrals,” with generous hospitality offered to everyone, fountains flowing with beer, speeches, music, dancing, and fireworks. As the highlight of the festivities, he invites the newcomers to see his stags, gathered together “in full trot” until their huge antlers “created the illusion of a marching forest in the Macbeth legend.” The display lasts over an hour, during which they count 5,947 antlers, so factoring in the ones missing, the young lord estimates there are about seven thousand deer in his forest. There couldn't have been that many game animals in the area when Fitz-James rode all the way from the Earn to Loch Katrine after a single stag, losing both it and his way. One can't help but feel that our author's journey through his story's settings must have been just as swift.

The Trossachs pass leads us to that lake that gets a fair-seeming name not from any saint, but from the Highland Caterans who once infested its banks; and it is hinted that “Ellen’s Isle” may have come to be christened through Scott’s mistaking the Gaelic word Eilean (island). There was, indeed, a certain Helen Stuart who played a grimly fierce part in defending this place of refuge, as related in the poem, but her exploit was performed against Cromwell’s soldiers. In sight of the “Silver Strand,” tourists are wont to take steamboat as far as Stronachlachar, and there cross by coach to the “bonny, bonny banks of Loch Lomond.” They whose “free course” moves not by “such fixed cause,” might well hold on to the head of Loch Katrine, crossing to Loch Lomond over the wild heights of Glengyle; or they would not find it amiss to turn back to Aberfoyle, thence past Loch Ard and the Falls of Ledard, following the track round Ben Lomond on which Rob Roy led Osbaldistone and the Bailie out of his country. But one knows not how to direct strangers to that wild region vaguely outlined by the above-mentioned French author, where our generation may shoot grouse and bulls as they go, and find quarters in any convenient hut or castle, when the Trossachs hotel happens to have “not a bed for love or money.” His story, one fears, must be counted with the mediæval wonders of Loch Lomond, fish without fins, waves without wind, and such a floating island as still emerges after hot summers in Derwentwater.

The Trossachs pass leads us to a lake that has a pretty name not from any saint, but from the Highland Caterans who once roamed its shores. It's suggested that “Ellen’s Isle” may have gotten its name from Scott mistaking the Gaelic word Eilean (island). There was, in fact, a woman named Helen Stuart who played a fiercely brave role in defending this spot, as mentioned in the poem, but her actions were against Cromwell’s soldiers. In view of the “Silver Strand,” tourists often take a steamboat as far as Stronachlachar and then switch to a coach to the “beautiful, beautiful banks of Loch Lomond.” Those whose journey isn’t determined by “such fixed cause” might consider sticking to the head of Loch Katrine, crossing to Loch Lomond over the rugged heights of Glengyle; or they might not mind turning back to Aberfoyle, then going past Loch Ard and the Falls of Ledard, following the path around Ben Lomond where Rob Roy led Osbaldistone and the Bailie out of his territory. Yet, it’s hard to guide strangers to that wild area vaguely described by the aforementioned French author, where we can hunt grouse and bulls as we go, and find shelter in any nearby hut or castle when the Trossachs hotel has “not a bed for love or money.” One fears his story must be counted among the medieval wonders of Loch Lomond, with fish that have no fins, waves that have no wind, and a floating island that still appears after hot summers in Derwentwater.

Dorothy Wordsworth, for one, rather belittles Loch Katrine as an “Ulswater dismantled of its grandeur and cropped of its lesser beauties,” though she compliments the upper part as “very pleasing, resembling Thirlmere below Armboth.” But no critic can carp at the fame of Loch Lomond as the most beautiful lake in Scotland; and one author who, as a native of the Lennox, is not indeed unprejudiced, Smollett to wit, gives it the palm over all the lakes he has seen in Italy or Switzerland. Dr. Chalmers wondered if there would not be a Loch Lomond in heaven.

Dorothy Wordsworth, for one, kind of downplays Loch Katrine as an “Ulswater stripped of its majesty and lacking its smaller charms,” though she praises the upper part as “very nice, similar to Thirlmere below Armboth.” But no critic can dispute Loch Lomond's reputation as the most beautiful lake in Scotland; and one writer, who is a local of the Lennox and not exactly unbiased, Smollett to be specific, claims it surpasses all the lakes he has seen in Italy or Switzerland. Dr. Chalmers wondered if there might be a Loch Lomond in heaven.



THE SILVER STRAND, LOCH KATRINE, PERTHSHIRE

THE SILVER STRAND, LOCH KATRINE, PERTHSHIRE

“A little Mediterranean” is the style given by a seventeenth-century English tourist, Franck, to what Scott boldly pronounces “one of the most surprising, beautiful, and sublime spectacles in nature,” its narrow upper fiord “lost among dusky and retreating mountains,” at the foot opening into an archipelago of wooded islands, threaded by steamboats, while up the western shore runs one of the best cycling roads in the kingdom, past memorials of Stuarts and Buchanans, Colquhouns and wild Macfarlanes. On the other side are caves associated with the adventures of Rob Roy, and spots sung by Wordsworth. And all this wonderland is overshadowed by Ben Lomond, its ascent easily made on foot or pony-back by a traveller not bound to do this whole round in one day. But let him beware of getting lost in the mist and having to spend all night on the mountain, as was the lot of that New England Sibyl, Margaret Fuller. Also he should not imitate a facetious friend of mine who left his card in the cairn at the top, and two or three days later received it enclosed in this note: “Mr. Ben Lomond presents his compliments to Mr. —— and begs to say that not only does his position prevent him from returning visits, but he has no desire for Mr. ——’s further acquaintance.”

“A little Mediterranean” is the style that a seventeenth-century English tourist, Franck, used to describe what Scott boldly calls “one of the most surprising, beautiful, and sublime spectacles in nature,” its narrow upper fiord “lost among dusky and retreating mountains,” opening up into an archipelago of wooded islands, connected by steamboats, while one of the best cycling roads in the kingdom runs along the western shore, passing memorials of the Stuarts and Buchanans, Colquhouns, and wild Macfarlanes. On the other side are caves linked to the adventures of Rob Roy, and spots celebrated by Wordsworth. And all this wonderland is overshadowed by Ben Lomond, which can easily be climbed on foot or by pony by a traveler not needing to complete the entire journey in one day. But he should be careful not to get lost in the mist and end up spending all night on the mountain, like that New England Sibyl, Margaret Fuller. Also, he should not follow the example of a joking friend of mine who left his card in the cairn at the top, and a couple of days later received it back enclosed in this note: “Mr. Ben Lomond presents his compliments to Mr. —— and would like to say that not only does his position prevent him from returning visits, but he has no desire for Mr. ——’s further acquaintance.”

At the foot of Loch Lomond we regain the rails that will carry us to Edinburgh, to Glasgow, to Stirling, or to the western Highlands. The first stage is down the Vale of Leven to Dumbarton, arx inexpugnabilis of old Scotland, its name Dunbritton recording the older days when it was the stronghold of a Cumbrian kingdom. Here the literary genius loci is that not very ethereal shade Tobias Smollett, who, born on the banks of Leven, has nothing to say of the Trossachs, but looked back on the scene of Roderick Random’s pranks as an eighteenth-century Arcadia, that could move him to a rare strain of sentiment in his “Ode to Leven Water.”

At the foot of Loch Lomond, we pick up the train tracks that will take us to Edinburgh, Glasgow, Stirling, or the western Highlands. The first leg is down the Vale of Leven to Dumbarton, the stronghold of old Scotland, with its name Dunbritton reflecting the days when it was the fortress of a Cumbrian kingdom. Here, the literary presence is the not-so-ethereal Tobias Smollett, who was born by the banks of Leven. He had nothing to say about the Trossachs but looked back on the scene of Roderick Random’s antics as an 18th-century paradise, which inspired him to write a unique and emotional piece in his “Ode to Leven Water.”

Devolving from your parent lake,
The waters create a lovely maze, By birch trees and pine groves,
And hedges blooming with wild rose.
Still by your banks, so brightly green,
May many herds and flocks be visible,
And girls singing over the pail,
And shepherds playing their pipes in the valley,
And an ancient belief that is completely sincere,
And industry stained with toil,
Hearts committed and hands ready,
The blessings they have to protect.



LOCH ACHRAY AND BEN VENUE, PERTHSHIRE

LOCH ACHRAY AND BEN VENUE, PERTHSHIRE

CHAPTER IV

THE KINGDOM OF FIFE

LIKE Somerset, claiming to be something more than a mere shire, the county half fondly, half jestingly entitled a kingdom, lies islanded between two firths, cut off from the world by the sea and from the rest of Scotland by the Ochil ridges. The “Fifers” are thus supposed to be a race apart; but it would be more like the truth to take Fifeishness as the essence of Saxon Scotland. Fife is, in fact, an epitome of the Lowlands, showing great stretches of practically prosaic farming, others of grimy coal-field, with patches of moor, bog, and wind-blown firs, here and there swelling into hill features, that in the abrupt Lomonds attain almost mountain dignity in face of their Highland namesake, sixty miles away. Open to cold sea winds, it nurses the hardy frames of “buirdly chiels and clever hizzies”; and all the invigorating discipline of the northern climate is understood to be concentrated in the East Neuk of Fife, where a weakling like R. L. Stevenson might well sigh over the “flaws of fine weather that we call our northern summer.” It is in the late autumn that this eastern coast is at its best of halcyon days. As we have seen, the poet lived a little farther south who still laid himself open to Tom Hood’s reproach—

LIKE Somerset, claiming to be something more than just a shire, the county half affectionately, half humorously called a kingdom, is situated like an island between two firths, separated from the world by the sea and from the rest of Scotland by the Ochil hills. The “Fifers” are thought to be a distinct group; but it would be more accurate to consider Fifeishness as the essence of Saxon Scotland. Fife is, in fact, a microcosm of the Lowlands, featuring vast stretches of pretty ordinary farming, grimy coalfields, and areas of moor, bog, and wind-swept firs, occasionally rising into hill formations, with the Lomonds reaching near-mountain status compared to their Highland namesake, sixty miles away. Exposed to chilly sea winds, it cultivates the sturdy physiques of “strong lads and clever women”; and all the revitalizing essence of the northern climate is thought to be concentrated in the East Neuk of Fife, where someone like R. L. Stevenson might very well lament the “flaws of fine weather that we call our northern summer.” It is in late autumn that this eastern coast showcases its best, tranquil days. As we have seen, the poet lived a little farther south who still made himself vulnerable to Tom Hood’s criticism—

"Come, gentle spring, come with your soft, airy warmth!" Oh Thomson, lacking both rhyme and reason,
How could you treat poor human nature this way— There's no such thing as a season!

In the Antiquary’s period, we know how Fife was reached from Edinburgh by crossing the Firth at Queensferry, as old as Malcolm Canmore’s English consort, or by the longer sail from Leith to Kinghorn, where Alexander III. broke his neck to Scotland’s woe. A more roundabout land route was via Stirling, chosen by prudent souls like the old wife who, being advised to put her trust in Providence for the passage, replied, “Na, na, sae lang as there’s a brig at Stirling I’ll no fash Providence!” Lord Cockburn records how that conscientious divine, Dr John Erskine, feeling it his duty to vote in a Fife election, when too infirm to bear the motion of boat or carriage, arranged to walk all the way by Stirling, but was saved this fortnight’s pilgrimage by the contest being given up. Till the building of its Firth bridges, the North British Railway’s passengers had to tranship both in entering and leaving Fife, a mild taste of adventure for small schoolboys. Now, as all the world knows, the shores of Lothian are joined to Fife by that monumental Forth Bridge that humps itself into view miles away. Then all the world has heard of the unlucky Tay Bridge, graceful but treacherous serpent as it proved in its first form, when one stormy Sabbath night it let a train be blown into the sea. By these constructions the line has now a clear course on which to race its Caledonian rival, either for Perth or Aberdeen. But

In the Antiquary’s time, we know that Fife could be reached from Edinburgh by crossing the Firth at Queensferry, which dates back to the days of Malcolm Canmore’s English wife, or by taking a longer boat ride from Leith to Kinghorn, where Alexander III. met his unfortunate end. A more winding land route was via Stirling, chosen by cautious individuals like the old woman who, when advised to trust Providence for her journey, replied, “No, no, as long as there’s a bridge at Stirling, I won’t trouble Providence!” Lord Cockburn notes how Dr. John Erskine, a dedicated minister, felt it was his duty to vote in a Fife election. However, since he was too weak to endure the movement of a boat or carriage, he planned to walk all the way via Stirling, but fortunately avoided this lengthy trek when the election was called off. Until the Firth bridges were built, passengers on the North British Railway had to change trains both entering and leaving Fife, a bit of an adventure for young boys. Now, as everyone knows, the shores of Lothian are connected to Fife by the iconic Forth Bridge, which rises into view from miles away. Everyone has also heard about the unfortunate Tay Bridge, which, while elegant, proved to be dangerous when, during a stormy Sunday night, it allowed a train to be swept into the sea. Thanks to these constructions, the railway now has a clear path to compete with its Caledonian rival, either to Perth or Aberdeen. But



THE CASTLE OF ST. ANDREWS, FIFESHIRE

THE CASTLE OF ST. ANDREWS, FIFESHIRE

there is no racing done on the cobweb of North British branches woven to catch Fife-farers, at whose junctions, as a local statistician has calculated, the average Fifer wastes one-seventh of his life or thereabouts. Ladybank Junction, stranded on its moor, used to have the name of a specially penitential waiting-place, which yet lent itself to romantic account in one of those Tales from Blackwood.

there is no racing on the tangled web of North British train lines designed to catch those traveling to Fife, where, as a local statistician has figured, the average person from Fife spends about one-seventh of their life waiting. Ladybank Junction, isolated on its moor, used to be known as a particularly dreary place to wait, but it also inspired a romantic story in one of those Tales from Blackwood.

The towns of Fife are many rather than much. Cupar, the county seat, is still a quiet little place, whose Academy stands on the site of a Macduff stronghold, recalling that Thane of Fife with whom the Dukedom of our generation is connected only in title. “He that maun to Cupar, maun to Cupar,” says the proverb, but few strangers seem to risk this vague condemnation. When James Ray passed through the town on his way to Culloden, he has little to tell of it unless that he put up at the “Cooper’s Arms” which, more by token, was kept by the Widow Cooper. The above proverb, by the way, seems to belong to Coupar-Angus, usually so distinguished in spelling, and is transferred to its namesake by “Cupar-justice,” a Fife version of the code honoured at Jedburgh. A Scotch cooper or couper may not have to do with barrels, unless indirectly in the way of business, but is also a chaffer or chapman, par excellence, of horses; and one would like to believe, if philologists did not shake their heads, that these towns got their name as markets, like English Chippings and Cheaps.

The towns of Fife are numerous rather than few. Cupar, the county seat, is still a quiet little place, with its Academy located on the site of a Macduff stronghold, reminding us of the Thane of Fife, who is only connected to our generation's Dukedom by name. “He that must go to Cupar, must go to Cupar,” goes the saying, but few outsiders seem to take this vague warning seriously. When James Ray passed through the town on his way to Culloden, he had little to report about it except that he stayed at the “Cooper’s Arms,” which, notably, was run by the Widow Cooper. By the way, that saying seems to belong to Coupar-Angus, which is usually spelled differently, and is carried over to its namesake by “Cupar-justice,” a Fife version of the code honored at Jedburgh. A Scotch cooper or couper might not have anything to do with barrels, unless indirectly through business, but is also an excellent trader in horses; and one might like to think, if linguists didn't disagree, that these towns got their names as markets, like English Chippings and Cheaps.

In an out-of-the-way edge of the county, below the Lomonds, lies Falkland, whose royal palace, restored by the late Marquis of Bute, was the scene of that dubious tragedy enacted in the Fair Maid of Perth, where the dissolute Duke of Rothesay is a little white-washed to heighten the dramatic atrocity of his death. A few miles behind Queensferry is Dunfermline, another place where kings once sat “drinking the blood-red wine,” now a thriving seat of linen manufacture, among its mills and bleachfields containing choice fragments of royal and ecclesiastical architecture, as well as modern adornments given by its bounteous son Mr. Andrew Carnegie, native of the town where Charles I. was born, and Robert Bruce buried beside Malcolm Canmore and his queen. There are some fine modern monuments in the new church, which adjoins the monastic old one, testifying stiffly to Presbyterian distrust of Popish arts; and altogether Dunfermline is one of those places that might well “delay the tourist.”

In a remote corner of the county, beneath the Lomonds, lies Falkland, whose royal palace, renovated by the late Marquis of Bute, was the setting for the questionable tragedy featured in the Fair Maid of Perth, where the dissolute Duke of Rothesay is somewhat whitewashed to intensify the dramatic nature of his death. A few miles past Queensferry is Dunfermline, another location where kings once sat “drinking the blood-red wine,” now a bustling center of linen production, with its mills and bleachfields showcasing notable remnants of royal and ecclesiastical architecture, along with modern enhancements from its generous native son, Mr. Andrew Carnegie, from the town where Charles I. was born and Robert Bruce was buried next to Malcolm Canmore and his queen. There are some impressive modern monuments in the new church, which is next to the historic old church, standing as a stiff testament to Presbyterian skepticism of Catholic arts; and overall, Dunfermline is one of those places that could easily “delay the tourist.”

But the largest congregation in Fife is that “long town” of Kirkcaldy, flourishing on jute and linoleum since the days when Carlyle and Irving were dominies here, the former a humane pedagogue, though he scourged grown-up dunces so unmercifully, while the bygone peace of the place was often broken by the wailing of Irving’s pupils under the tawse with which he sought to drive them into unknown tongues. Kirkcaldy has older historic memories; but somehow it is one of those Scottish towns that, like Peebles and Paisley, lend their names to vulgar or comic associations. Was it not a bailie of Kirkcaldy who said, “What wi’ a’ thae schules and railways, ye canna’ tell the dufference atween a Scotchman and an Englishman noo-a-days!”

But the largest community in Fife is the “long town” of Kirkcaldy, thriving on jute and linoleum since the times when Carlyle and Irving taught here. Carlyle was a compassionate teacher, even though he mercilessly scolded adult fools, while the calm of the place was often interrupted by the cries of Irving’s students receiving the strap as he tried to teach them new languages. Kirkcaldy has older historical memories, but it’s also one of those Scottish towns that, like Peebles and Paisley, is associated with lowbrow or humorous stereotypes. Wasn’t it a local official from Kirkcaldy who said, “With all these schools and railways, you can’t tell the difference between a Scotsman and an Englishman these days!”

Let the above words be text for a sermon, to which I invite seriously-minded readers, while the otherwise-minded may amuse themselves by taking a daunder among the lions of Kirkcaldy. The subject is Scottish Humour, which Englishmen are apt to rank with the snakes of Iceland or the breeks of a Highlander. Foreigners do not make the same mistake, as how can they when the best known English humorists are so often Scotsmen or Irishmen? It is the pure John Bull whose notions of the humorous are apt to be rather childish; so when he gets hold of a joke like that about the surgical instrument, he runs about squibbing it in everybody’s face, and never seems to grow tired of such a smart saying, nor cares to ask if there be any truth in it beyond the fact that one people may not readily relish another’s wit or wisdom.

Let the words above serve as a topic for a sermon, which I invite thoughtful readers to consider, while those with a different mindset can entertain themselves by wandering among the lions of Kirkcaldy. The subject is Scottish Humor, which English people often compare to the snakes of Iceland or the trousers of a Highlander. Foreigners don’t make that mistake, especially since some of the best-known English humorists are frequently Scots or Irish. It’s the typical John Bull whose ideas about humor can be quite childish; when he gets a hold of a joke like the one about the surgical instrument, he goes around excitedly sharing it with everyone and never seems to tire of such a clever remark, nor does he care to consider whether there’s any truth in it other than the fact that one group may not easily appreciate another’s wit or wisdom.

The vulgar of all nations have a very rudimentary sense of the comic, coarse enough in many Scotsmen who can appreciate no more pointed repartee than—

The common people of all nations have a very basic sense of humor, often too crude in many Scotsmen who can only appreciate something as sharp as—

Dickie never had a word to say,
So he ran the lance through his false body!

The characteristic form of English humour is more or less good-natured chaff, bearing the same relation to keen raillery as a bludgeon does to a rapier. A master of this fence was Dr. Johnson, who, if his pistol missed fire, knocked you down with the butt end of it. Sydney Smith’s residence in Edinburgh should have given him a finer style, which he turned to so unworthy use in mocking at Scottish “wut.” As to the distinction between wit and humour, I know of no better than that which defines the one as a flash, the other as an atmosphere. It may be granted that the Scottish nature does not coruscate in flashes. But what your Sydney Smiths do not observe is that it develops a very high quality of humour, which has self-criticism as its essence. Know thyself, has been styled the acme of wisdom; and when the Scotsman’s best stories come to be analysed, the point of them appears to be a more or less conscious making fun of his own faults and shortcomings, which is a wholesomer form of intellectual exercise than that parrot-trick of nicknaming one’s neighbours. The bailie’s boast above quoted is a characteristic instance over which an Englishman may chuckle without seeing the true force of it. All those hoary Punch jests as to “bang went saxpence,” and so forth, are good old home-made Scottish stories, which the southron brings back with him from their native heath, and dresses them up for his own taste with a spice of malice, then rejoices over the savoury dish which he has prepared by seething poached kids in their mother’s milk. Yet often print fails to bring out the true gust that needs a Doric tongue for sauce; and the Englishman who attempts any Scottish accent is apt to merit their fate who ventured to meddle with the ark, not being of the tribe of Judah. The effect of such a story depends as much on the actor as on the words. To mention but one of many noted masters of this art, who that ever spent an evening with the late Sir Daniel Macnee, President of the Scottish Academy, could hold the legendary view of his countrymen’s want of fun? He had to be heard to be appreciated; but, at the risk of misrepresenting his gift, here is one of his anecdotes. He was travelling with a talkative oil merchant who, after much boast of his own business, began to rally the other on his want of communicativeness—“Come now, what line are you in?”—“I’m in the oil trade too,” confessed the painter, whereupon his companion fell to pressing him for an order.—“We’ll do cheaper for you than any house in the trade!” At last, to get rid of his persistency, Sir Daniel said, “I don’t mind taking a gallon from you.”—“A gallon! Man, ye’re in a sma’ way!”

The typical form of English humor is generally good-natured teasing, which is to sharp banter what a heavy stick is to a rapier. A master of this style was Dr. Johnson, who, if his argument didn’t hit home, would knock you down with the blunt end of it. Sydney Smith's time in Edinburgh should have refined his style, but instead, he used it in a rather unworthy way by mocking Scottish “wut.” Regarding the difference between wit and humor, I know of no better description than to say that wit is like a flash, while humor is more like an atmosphere. It might be true that the Scottish character doesn’t flash brightly. However, what people like Sydney Smith often overlook is that it develops a high quality of humor, which is fundamentally about self-criticism. The idea of “Know thyself” has been called the peak of wisdom; when you analyze a Scotsman’s best stories, the essence often lies in the more or less conscious act of poking fun at his own flaws and shortcomings, which is a healthier intellectual exercise than simply giving nicknames to neighbors. The bailie’s boast mentioned earlier is a prime example that an Englishman might chuckle at without grasping its real significance. Those old Punch jokes about “bang went saxpence” and so on are actually classic Scottish stories that a southerner brings back from their homeland, adding a touch of malice to suit his taste, and then revels in the tasty concoction he created by boiling poached kids in their mother’s milk. Yet often, print fails to convey the true flavor that needs a Doric tongue for seasoning; and the Englishman who tries to mimic a Scottish accent may face the same fate as those who meddled with the ark, lacking authenticity. The impact of such a story relies as much on the performer as on the words themselves. To mention just one of many skilled practitioners of this art, anyone who spent an evening with the late Sir Daniel Macnee, President of the Scottish Academy, would find it hard to maintain the stereotypical view of his countrymen as lacking a sense of fun. He needed to be heard to be appreciated; however, at the risk of misrepresenting his talent, here’s one of his stories. He was traveling with a loquacious oil merchant who, after boasting endlessly about his own business, began to poke fun at Macnee for not being talkative—“Come now, what do you do?”—“I’m in the oil trade too,” confessed the painter, resulting in his companion urging him for an order.—“We’ll give you a better price than any other company!” Finally, to escape his persistence, Sir Daniel said, “I wouldn’t mind taking a gallon from you.”—“A gallon! Man, you're not doing very well!”

Perhaps this humour is a modern production, like certain fruits cultivated in Scotland “with deeficulty.” There were times, indeed, when life here was no laughing matter. But even the sun-loving vine is all the better for a touch of frost at its roots, and the best wines are not those the most easily made. In contrast with other home-brewed fun that soon goes flat, and with such cheap brands as “Joe Miller,” the vintage of Scottish humour, if not distinguished by effervescing spurts of fancy, has body and character which only improve by age, keeping well even when decanted, and giving a marked flavour when mixed with less potent materials, into Punch, let us say. There is also a dry quality thrown away on palates used to the public-house tap; Ally Sloper, for instance, might not taste the womanthropy, as he would call it, of that bachelor divine who began his discourse on the Ten Virgins with “What strikes us here, my brethren, is the unusually large proportion of wise Virgins.” A good Scotch story, with the real smack upon the tongue, bears to be told again, like an aphorism distilled from the wisdom of generations. Sound humour is but the seamy side of common-sense, for a sense of the incongruous degenerates into nonsense if not shaped by a clear eye for the relation and proportion of things. If the reader will consider the many specimens of Scottish humour now current in England, or to be drawn from such treasuries as Dean Ramsay’s; and if he will reflect on their weight and minting, he may understand the value of this coinage in the national life.

Perhaps this humor is a modern creation, like certain fruits grown in Scotland “with difficulty.” There were times, indeed, when life here was no joking matter. But even the sun-loving vine benefits from a touch of frost at its roots, and the best wines aren’t those that are the easiest to make. Compared to other homemade fun that quickly goes flat, and with cheap brands like “Joe Miller,” the vintage of Scottish humor, while not marked by bubbly bursts of creativity, has depth and character that only get better with age, holding up well even when shared, and adding a distinct flavor when mixed with less potent ingredients, like in a Punch, for example. There’s also a dry quality that goes unnoticed by those used to pub humor; Ally Sloper, for instance, might not appreciate the gentle satire of that bachelor preacher who started his talk on the Ten Virgins with “What stands out to us here, my friends, is the unusually large number of wise Virgins.” A good Scottish story, with real bite to it, deserves to be retold, like a saying distilled from the wisdom of generations. True humor is just the rough side of common sense, for a sense of the absurd turns into nonsense if not shaped by a clear perspective on the relationship and proportion of things. If the reader takes a look at the many examples of Scottish humor now popular in England, or drawn from such treasures as Dean Ramsay’s, and reflects on their weight and value, he may understand the significance of this currency in national life.

The northern Attic salt abounds in one savour that appears in a hundred stories like that of the preacher who, at Kirkcaldy or elsewhere, apologised for his want of preparation: “I have been obliged to say what the Lord put into my mouth, but next Sabbath I hope to come better provided!” If there is any subject which the Scot takes seriously it is religion, that yet makes the favourite theme of his jests. Revilers have gone so far as to state that the incongruous elements of Scottish humour are usually supplied by a minister and a whisky bottle. It is certainly the case that a Scotsman relishes playing upon the edge of sacred things, and that the pillars of his church will shake their sides over stories which strike Englishmen as irreverent. But has not vigorous faith often shown a tendency to overflow into backwaters of comicality, as in the gargoyles of our cathedrals, the mediæval parodies of church rites, and the homely wit of Puritan preachers? There are some believers who can afford a laugh now and then at their sturdy solemnities, others who must keep hush lest a titter bring down their fane like a house of cards. Familiarity with the language of the Bible counts for a good deal in what seems the too free handling of it in the north. But note how the irreverence of the Scot’s humour is usefully directed against his own tendency to fanaticism. It is only of late years, I think, that he has taken to joking on the religious practices of his neighbours, whose shortcomings once seemed too serious for joking. That

The northern Attic salt is full of one flavor that pops up in a hundred stories, like the preacher who, whether in Kirkcaldy or elsewhere, apologized for not being prepared: “I had to say what the Lord put in my mouth, but next Sunday I hope to be better prepared!” If there's one topic that Scots take seriously, it’s religion, yet it’s also a favorite topic for jokes. Some critics have even claimed that the mixed elements of Scottish humor usually come from a minister and a whisky bottle. It’s true that a Scotsman enjoys pushing the boundaries of sacred matters, and the pillars of his church will laugh at stories that seem irreverent to the English. But hasn’t strong faith often spilled over into humorous corners, like the gargoyles of our cathedrals, the medieval parodies of church rites, and the down-to-earth wit of Puritan preachers? Some believers can afford a laugh now and then at their own serious beliefs, while others feel they must stay quiet lest a laugh brings down their worship like a house of cards. Being familiar with the language of the Bible plays a big role in what seems like a too-casual handling of it in the north. But notice how the irreverence in Scottish humor is often aimed at his own tendency towards fanaticism. I think it’s only in recent years that he has started joking about the religious practices of his neighbors, whose shortcomings once seemed far too serious for humor. That



LOCH LUBNAIG, PERTHSHIRE

Loch Lubnaig, Perthshire

“one” of the servant girl who described the services at Westminster Abbey as “an awful way of spending the Sabbath” may be taken as a sign of growing charity. Yet, in the past, too, a Scotsman seldom chuckled so heartily as over any rebuke to priestly pretension within his own borders. Jenny Geddes’s rough form of remonstrance with the dignitary who would have read the mass in her lug was a practical form of Scotch humour, that on such subjects is apt to have a good deal of hard earnest in it. As for the Kirk’s own ministers, the tyranny ascribed to them by Buckle has long been tempered by stories at their expense. Buckle’s famous comparison of Spain and Scotland is vitiated by his leaving out of account that natural sense of humour that has aided popular instruction in counteracting superstition. Dean Ramsay ekes out Carlyle and other weighty authors who explain how Irving found no depth of earth in Scotland for the seeds of his wild enthusiasm, and why the tourist seeks in vain for winking Madonnas at Kirkcaldy, long ago done with all relics and images but the battered figureheads of her whalers.

“one” of the servant girl who described the services at Westminster Abbey as “an awful way of spending the Sabbath” may be seen as a sign of increasing kindness. Yet, in the past, a Scotsman rarely laughed as hard over any criticism of priestly arrogance within his own land. Jenny Geddes’s blunt protest against the official who tried to read the mass in her ear was a practical expression of Scotch humor, which often carries a lot of serious intent. As for the ministers of the Kirk, the oppression attributed to them by Buckle has long been softened by tales at their expense. Buckle’s well-known comparison of Spain and Scotland is flawed because he ignores that natural sense of humor that has helped the public fight against superstition. Dean Ramsay adds to Carlyle and other serious authors who explain how Irving found no suitable ground in Scotland for the seeds of his wild enthusiasm, and why tourists fruitlessly search for winking Madonnas in Kirkcaldy, which has long since moved on from all relics and images except for the worn figureheads of her whalers.

Kirkcaldy’s whalers now grow legendary, and strangers beholding her shipping to-day, may take for a northern joke that this ranks as the third Scottish port of entry; but the fact is that a whole string of Fife harbours are officially knotted together under its name, as all North America was once tacked on to the manor of Greenwich, and every British child born at sea belongs to the parish of Stepney. The coast-line here is thick-set with little towns of business and pleasure, grimy coal ports and odorous fishing havens, alternating with bathing beaches and golf-links in the openings of the low cliffs. At the western edge has now been taken in the old burgh Culross, pronounced in a manner that may strike strangers as curious. Not far from the Forth Bridge is the prettiest of Edinburgh seaside resorts, Aberdour, with its own ruins to show, and the remains of an abbey on Inchcolm that shuts in its bay, and behind it Lord Moray’s mansion of Donibristle, part of which stands a charred shell, burned down and rebuilt three times till its owner accepted what seemed a decree of fate. Opposite Edinburgh, Burntisland’s prosaic features make a setting for the castle of Rossend, with its romantic scandal about Queen Mary and Chastelard. Beyond Kirkcaldy come Leven and Largo, trying to grow together about the statue of Alexander Selkirk; and Largo House was home of a more ancient Fifeshire mariner, Andrew Wood, his “Yellow Frigate” a sore thorn in England’s side, as commemorated by a novel of James Grant, who wrote so many once-so-popular romances of war. Fife coast towns have a way of sorting themselves in couples. At the corner of the bay overlooked by Largo Law, Elie and Earlsferry flourish together as a family bathing place, behind which, at the pronunciation of Kilconquhar the uninitiated may take a thousand guesses in vain. Then we have Anstruther and Crail on Fifeness, that sharp point of the East Neuk of Fife. Round this, at the mouth of the Eden, we come to St. Andrews, “gem of the province.”

Kirkcaldy's whalers are now legendary, and outsiders seeing its shipping today might think it's a northern joke that this is the third largest Scottish port. The truth is, a whole collection of Fife harbors are officially connected under its name, just like North America was once linked to Greenwich, and every British child born at sea is considered part of Stepney. The coastline here is packed with small towns for business and leisure, grimy coal ports, and smelly fishing spots, alternating with bathing beaches and golf courses nestled in the openings of the low cliffs. On the western edge, the old burgh of Culross is now included, pronounced in a way that might seem odd to newcomers. Not far from the Forth Bridge is the prettiest seaside resort near Edinburgh, Aberdour, which has its own ruins, as well as the remains of an abbey on Inchcolm that encloses its bay, and behind it is Lord Moray’s house at Donibristle, part of which stands as a burnt shell, having been destroyed and rebuilt three times until its owner resigned to what appeared to be fate. Facing Edinburgh, Burntisland's mundane features frame the castle of Rossend, with its romantic scandal involving Queen Mary and Chastelard. Beyond Kirkcaldy are Leven and Largo, attempting to grow together around the statue of Alexander Selkirk; Largo House was the home of an older Fife sailor, Andrew Wood, whose "Yellow Frigate" was a significant thorn in England's side, as celebrated in a novel by James Grant, who wrote many once-popular war romances. The coastal towns of Fife tend to form pairs. At the corner of the bay overlooked by Largo Law, Elie and Earlsferry thrive together as a family beach destination, while the name Kilconquhar might baffle newcomers, leaving them guessing in vain. Next, we have Anstruther and Crail on Fifeness, the sharp point of the East Neuk of Fife. Around this point, at the mouth of the Eden, we arrive at St. Andrews, the "gem of the province."

Everybody has heard of St. Andrews, but only those who have seen it understand its peculiar rank among seaside resorts. It is distinguished by a certain quiet air, like some high-born spinster’s, accustomed to command respect, whose heirlooms of lace and jewellery put her above any need of following the fashions. Her parvenu rivals must lay themselves out to attract, must make the best of their advantages, must ogle and flirt, and strain themselves to profit by the vogue of public favour. St. Andrews does not display so much as an esplanade, standing secure upon her sober dignity, a little dashed, indeed, of Saturday afternoons by excursions from Dundee. Other sea-side places may be said to flourish, but the word seems inappropriate in the case of this resort, that yet thrives sedately, as how should she not with so many strings to her bow? First of all she is a venerable University city, whose Mrs. Bouncers ought to make a good thing of it with the students and the sea-bathing visitors playing “Box and Cox” for them through the winter session and the summer season. Then she is a Scottish Clifton or Brighton of schools, recommended by the singular healthiness of the place. Unless in the smart new quarter near the railway station, the dignified bearing of an ancient town carries it over the flighty manners of a watering-place. The only pier is a thing of use, where the wholesome smell of seaweed mingles with a strong fishy flavour. No gilded pagoda of a bandstand profanes the “Scores,” that cliff road which your Margates would have made into a formal promenade. A few bathing machines on the sands alone hint at one side of the town’s character. In one of the rocky coves of the cliff is a Ladies’ bathing place, which I can praise only by report. But the Step Rock, with its recent enclosure to catch the tide, is now more than ever the best swimming place on the East Coast.

Everybody knows about St. Andrews, but only those who have visited really grasp its unique status among seaside resorts. It has a certain quiet elegance, like a high-society spinster used to being respected, whose heirlooms of lace and jewelry elevate her above any obligation to follow trends. In contrast, her flashy rivals must go all out to attract attention, doing everything they can to leverage their advantages, flirting and showing off to win public favor. St. Andrews doesn’t showcase much of a beachfront, standing firm in its dignified calm, occasionally disrupted on Saturday afternoons by visitors from Dundee. Other seaside towns might be said to thrive, but the word doesn’t quite fit St. Andrews, which flourishes steadily, especially given its many appeals. First and foremost, it’s an ancient university town that should be able to profit from students and summer visitors playing “Box and Cox” with them throughout the winter and summer seasons. Additionally, it serves as a Scottish version of Clifton or Brighton for schools, praised for its remarkable health benefits. Except for the trendy new area near the train station, the town’s dignified atmosphere surpasses the frivolous charm typical of tourist spots. The only pier is practical, where the fresh scent of seaweed blends with a strong fishy aroma. No ornate bandstand ruins the “Scores,” the cliffside path that towns like Margate would have turned into a posh promenade. Just a few bathing machines on the beach hint at one aspect of the town's character. In one of the rocky coves, there’s a designated area for ladies to bathe, which I can only speak of by hearsay. However, the Step Rock, now enclosed to catch the tide, has become even more of the best swimming spot on the East Coast.

What first strikes one in St. Andrews is its union of regularity and picturesqueness, and of a cheerful well-to-do present with relics of a romantic past. Its airy thoroughfares, with their plain solidity of modern Scottish architecture, form an effective setting for bits of antiquity, such as the ivy-clad fragment of Blackfriars’ Chapel, and the Abbey wall, beneath which no professor cares to walk, lest then should be fulfilled a prophecy that it is one day to fall upon the wisest head in St. Andrews. The architectural treasures of this historic cathedral city would alone be enough to make it a place of pilgrimage. “You have here,” says Carlyle, “the essence of all the antiquity of Scotland in good and clean condition.” Southron strangers will hardly understand how these fragments of ecclesiasticism have become a nursery of Protestant sentiment. A generation ago it was stated that but one solitary Romanist could be found in the little city. Generations of Scottish children, like myself, have been shown that gloomy dungeon at the bottom of which once pined the victims of Giant Pope, a sight to fill us with shuddering horror and hate of persecuting times; but we were not told how Protestants could persecute, too, while they knew not yet of what spirit they were. What shades of grim romance haunt these crumbling walls, what memories of Knox and Beaton, what dreams of the old Stuart days! I never realised the power of their associations till one evening, on the Scores, there sat down beside me two French tourists who had somehow strayed into St. Andrews, and their light talk of boulevards, theatres, and such like, seemed sacrilegious under the shadow of the Martyrs’ Memorial.

What stands out first in St. Andrews is its blend of order and charm, along with a vibrant present mixed with remnants of a romantic past. Its spacious streets, characterized by the straightforward sturdiness of modern Scottish architecture, provide a striking backdrop for historical features, like the ivy-covered remains of Blackfriars’ Chapel and the Abbey wall, under which no professor dares walk, fearing the prophecy that it will one day collapse on the wisest head in St. Andrews. The architectural wonders of this historic cathedral city would be enough on their own to make it a pilgrimage site. “Here you have,” says Carlyle, “the essence of all the antiquity of Scotland in good and clean condition.” Visitors from the south may not grasp how these remnants of religious history have become a cradle of Protestant sentiment. Just a generation ago, it was noted that there was only one solitary Roman Catholic in the small city. Generations of Scottish children, including myself, have been taken to see that grim dungeon where the victims of the Giant Pope once suffered, a sight to evoke shudders and hatred for the times of persecution; yet we were never told how Protestants could also persecute, even as they were unaware of their own spirit. What shadows of dark romance linger around these crumbling walls, what memories of Knox and Beaton, what reflections on the old Stuart days! I never fully grasped the significance of their associations until one evening on the Scores, when two French tourists unknowingly wandered into St. Andrews and sat beside me, their light conversation about boulevards, theaters, and such felt disrespectful under the looming presence of the Martyrs’ Memorial.



IN GLENFINLAS, PERTHSHIRE

In Glen Finlas, Perthshire

I have an acquaintance with St. Andrews going back more than half a century. My introduction to club life was at the club here, then a cottage of two or three rooms, into which I was invited under charge of my nurse, and treated to the refreshment of gingerbread snaps by a member who seemed to me little short of a patriarch. In the scenery of my childhood, nothing stands out more clearly and cheerfully than those sandy green links dotted with red jackets and red flags, not to speak of the red balls with which enthusiasts bid defiance to snow and ice. Nay, another among my earliest reminiscences is of seeing the multitudinous seas themselves incarnadined, when, for once, the golfers allowed their attention to be drawn from their own hazards. A cry had been raised that a lady was drowning; then every group of red jackets within hearing forgot their balls, flung down their clubs, raced across the links, dashed into the waves, and struggled emulously to the rescue. I think a caddie, after all, was the fortunate youth who had the glory of achieving such an adventure.

I’ve known St. Andrews for over fifty years. My first experience with club life was at the club here, which was just a small cottage with two or three rooms. I was invited there with my nurse and treated to gingerbread cookies by a member who felt almost like a wise elder to me. Among the memories of my childhood, nothing stands out more brightly than those sandy green links filled with people in red jackets and marked by red flags, not to mention the red balls that golfers used to take on snow and ice. One of my earliest memories is of seeing the sea turn a reddish color when, for a moment, the golfers stopped focusing on their own games. Someone shouted that a lady was drowning; immediately, every group of red jackets nearby dropped their clubs, rushed across the links, jumped into the waves, and eagerly swam to save her. I believe it was actually a caddie who ended up getting the credit for that brave rescue.

Since those days, when feather balls cost half-a-crown and few profane foreigners had penetrated its mysteries, the Golf Club has been transformed in a style becoming the chief temple of this Benares, hard by a more modest “howff” for the “professionals” who are its Brahmins, where little “caddies” swarm like the monkeys of an Indian sanctuary. For golf is the idol of a cult that draws here many pilgrims from far lands, now that, in the international commerce of amusement, while barelegged little Macs take kindly to cricket, the time-honoured Caledonian game spreads fast and far over England, over the world, indeed, for on dusty Indian maidans good Scotsmen can be seen trying to play the rounds of Zion in that strange land, and under the very Pyramids a golf course is laid out, where the dust of Pharaohs may serve as a tee, or a mummy pit prove the most provoking of bunkers. In the home of its birth this pastime flourishes more than ever. Parties are given for golf along with tea and tennis; schools begin to lay out their golf ground as well as their football field; and at St. Andrews we have the Ladies’ Links, where many a masculine heart has been gently spooned or putted into the hole of matrimony. Fair damsels may even be seen lifting and driving in a “foursome,” an innovation frowned at by some old stagers, who hardly care to talk about the game till it is ended, and then can talk of nothing else. “Tee, veniente die, tee, decedente—!” is the song of St. Andrews, which asks for no more absorbing joy than a round in the morning and a round in the evening. In the eyes of inveterate golfers, all prospects are poor beside those links that make the Mecca, the Monte Carlo, the Epsom of the royal game, so one is free to give up the surrounding country as not much contributing to the attractions of the place, many of whose visitors hardly care to stir beyond their beloved arena, unless for a Sunday afternoon walk along the shore as far as that curious freak of the elements known as the Spindle Rock.

Since those days when feather balls cost a half-crown and only a few foreign visitors had uncovered its secrets, the Golf Club has been transformed into a fitting temple of this place, right next to a more humble hangout for the “professionals” who are like its Brahmins, where little “caddies” swarm like monkeys in an Indian shrine. Golf is the center of a culture that attracts many travelers from far-off lands, now that, in the global entertainment scene, while little kids in shorts enjoy cricket, the traditional Scottish game is spreading rapidly across England and indeed around the world. In dusty Indian fields, you can see good Scotsmen trying to play their rounds in a foreign land, and under the Pyramids, a golf course is set up where the dust of Pharaohs can be used as a tee, or a tomb can turn into one of the most challenging bunkers. In its birthplace, this pastime is thriving more than ever. Golf parties mix with tea and tennis; schools are starting to build their golf courses alongside their football fields; and at St. Andrews, we have the Ladies’ Links, where many a guy has been sweetly led into marriage. You might even see ladies lifting and driving in a “foursome,” a new practice that some traditionalists disapprove of, who usually prefer to stay silent about the game until it's over, and then can’t stop talking about it. “Tee, as the day begins, tee, as the day ends—!” is the song of St. Andrews, which seeks no greater joy than a round in the morning and another in the evening. To passionate golfers, everything else pales in comparison to those links that represent the Mecca, the Monte Carlo, the Epsom of the royal game, so they tend to overlook the surrounding countryside, often hardly caring to step outside their beloved arena, except for a Sunday afternoon walk along the shore to that peculiar rock formation known as the Spindle Rock.

Besides its devotion to the game where clubs are always trumps, St. Andrews has in the last generation had an attraction for celebrities in literature and science. The University staff, of course, makes a permanent depot of intellect. The facile essayist A.K.H.B. was long parish minister here, when the Episcopal bishop was a nephew of Wordsworth, himself an author too well known to schoolboys. Here Robert Chambers spent the evening of his days. Blackwood the publisher had a house close at hand, where many famous authors have been guests. In the vicinity, too, is Mount Melville, seat of Whyte-Melville, the novelist. Not to mention living names, the late Mrs. Lynn Linton was a warm lover of St. Andrews. It must have been well known to Mrs. Oliphant, more than one of whose novels take this country for their scene.

Besides its dedication to the game where clubs are always powerful, St. Andrews has, in the last generation, attracted celebrities from literature and science. The University staff, of course, serves as a constant source of intellect. The skilled essayist A.K.H.B. was the parish minister here for a long time, when the Episcopal bishop was a nephew of Wordsworth, who is an author too famous to schoolboys. Here, Robert Chambers spent the later years of his life. Blackwood, the publisher, had a house nearby, where many well-known authors have been guests. Also nearby is Mount Melville, the residence of Whyte-Melville, the novelist. Not to mention notable names from the past, the late Mrs. Lynn Linton was a passionate admirer of St. Andrews. It must have been well known to Mrs. Oliphant, as more than one of her novels is set in this area.

Is it impertinent to say a word in praise of a writer, too soon forgotten at circulating libraries, where she was but too voluminously in evidence for the best part of her lifetime? Had she been content with a flat in Grub Street, Mrs. Oliphant might now be better remembered than by the mass of often hasty work for which her way of life gave hostages to fortune and to publishers. Her novels often smell too much of an Aladdin’s lamp that had to be rubbed hard for copy; there is awful example to money-making authorship in a middle period of them that scared off readers for whom again she would rise to her early charm. Defects she had, notably a curious warp of sympathy that led her to do less than poetic justice to prodigal ne’er-do-weels; but her chief fault was in writing too much, when at her best she was very good. Her best known stories are those which deal with English life; yet she was not less happy in describing her native Scotland, having an extraordinary insight that set her at home in very varied scenes and classes of society. Few writers are found in touch with so many phases of life. Even George Eliot, sure as she is in portraying her Midland middle-class life, seems a little depaysé when she strays among fine folk; and many a skilful novelist might be mentioned who falls into convention or caricature as soon as he gets out of his own familiar environment. But, after Sir Walter, I doubt if there be any author who has given us such a varied gallery of Scottish characters, high and low, divined with Scott’s sympathy and often drawn with Jane Austen’s minute skill. Her servants and farmers seem as natural as her baronets and ministers, all of them indeed ordinary human beings, not the freaks and monsters of the overcharged art that for the moment has thrown such work as hers into the shade.

Is it rude to say a word in praise of a writer who has been forgotten too soon at circulating libraries, where she was prominently featured for most of her life? If Mrs. Oliphant had been satisfied with a simple life in Grub Street, she might now be better remembered than by the large volume of often rushed work that her lifestyle caused her to produce for publishers. Her novels often feel like the product of an Aladdin's lamp that had to be rubbed hard for content; there are terrible examples of money-making authorship in a central period of her work that scared off readers whom she could have pleased once more with her early charm. She had her flaws, particularly a peculiar bias of sympathy that led her to give less than poetic justice to reckless ne'er-do-wells; but her main fault was that she wrote too much when she was often very good at her best. Her most famous stories focus on English life; however, she was equally adept at capturing her native Scotland, possessing an extraordinary insight that allowed her to feel at home in diverse scenes and social classes. Few writers connect with so many aspects of life. Even George Eliot, confident in portraying her Midland middle-class life, seems a bit out of place among the upper classes; and many skilled novelists fall into cliché or caricature as soon as they leave their familiar surroundings. But after Sir Walter, I doubt there's any author who has given us such a diverse collection of Scottish characters, both high and low, perceived with Scott's empathy and often illustrated with Jane Austen's detailed skill. Her servants and farmers seem just as natural as her baronets and ministers; they are all indeed ordinary people, not the exaggerated freaks and monsters of the overblown art that has temporarily overshadowed her work.

Of her tales dealing with Fife, perhaps the best, at least the longest, is “The Primrose Path,” a beautiful idyll of this East Neuk, its scene laid within a few miles of St. Andrews, evidently at Leuchars, where such a noble Norman chancel is disgraced by the modern meeting-house built on to it, and the old shell of Earl’s Hall offered itself as a fit setting for the drama of an innocent girl’s heart, that at the end shifts its stage to England. The hero, he that is to be made happy after all, plays a somewhat colourless part in the background; but heroes have license to be lay figures. The real protagonist, the imperfectly villainous Rob Glen, seems to walk out of the canvas; and all the other characters, from the high-bred, scholarly father to the love-sick servant lass, are alive with humour and kindliness. As for the scenery, it is thus that Mrs. Oliphant puts the East Neuk in its best point of view:—

Of her stories about Fife, maybe the best, or at least the longest, is “The Primrose Path,” a lovely portrayal of this East Neuk, set just a few miles from St. Andrews, clearly in Leuchars, where a magnificent Norman chancel is overshadowed by the modern meeting-house added to it, and the old structure of Earl’s Hall serves as a fitting backdrop for the story of an innocent girl’s heart, which ultimately shifts to England. The hero, the one who is supposed to find happiness in the end, plays a rather dull role in the background; but heroes can be flat characters. The true lead, the somewhat villainous Rob Glen, seems to step right out of the painting; and all the other characters, from the aristocratic, intellectual father to the lovestruck servant girl, are full of humor and warmth. As for the setting, here’s how Mrs. Oliphant describes the East Neuk at its finest:—



ON THE DOCHART, KILLIN, PERTHSHIRE

ON THE DOCHART, KILLIN, PERTHSHIRE

“There does not seem much beauty to spare in the east of Fife. Low hills, great breadths of level fields: the sea a great expanse of blue or leaden grey, fringed with low reefs of dark rocks like the teeth of some hungry monster, dangerous and grim without being picturesque, without a ship to break its monotony. But yet with those limitless breadths of sky and cloud, the wistful clearness and golden after-glow, and all the varying blueness of the hills, it would have been difficult to surpass the effect of the great amphitheatre of sea and land of which this solitary grey old house formed the centre. The hill, behind which the sun had set, is scarcely considerable enough to have a name; but it threw up its outline against the wonderful greenness, blueness, goldenness of the sky with a grandeur which would not have misbecome an Alp. Underneath its shelter, grey and sweet, lay the soft levels of Stratheden in all their varying hues of colour, green corn, and brown earth, and red fields of clover, and dark belts of wood. Behind were the two paps of the Lomonds, rising green against the clear serene: and on the other side entwining lines of hills, with gleams of golden light breaking through the mists, clearing here and there as far as the mysterious Grampians, far off under Highland skies. This was one side of the circle; and the other was the sea, a sea still blue under the faint evening skies, in which the young moon was rising; the yellow sands of Forfarshire on one hand, stretching downwards from the mouth of the Tay, the low brown cliffs and green headlands bending away on the other towards Fifeness—and the great bow of water reaching to the horizon between. Nearer the eye, showing half against the slope of the coast, and half against the water, rose St. Andrews on its cliff, the fine dark tower of the college church poised over the little city, the jagged ruins of the castle marking the outline, the cathedral rising majestically in naked pathos; and old St. Rule, homely and weather-beaten, oldest venerable pilgrim of all, standing strong and steady, at watch upon the younger centuries.”

“There doesn’t seem to be much beauty left in the east of Fife. Low hills and vast stretches of flat fields: the sea a huge expanse of blue or dull gray, lined with low reefs of dark rocks like the teeth of some hungry monster, dangerous and grim without being picturesque, with no ship to break its monotony. Yet, with those endless stretches of sky and clouds, the wistful clarity and golden afterglow, and all the varying shades of blue in the hills, it would have been hard to surpass the effect of the great amphitheater of sea and land that this solitary gray old house was at the center of. The hill, behind which the sun had set, isn’t significant enough to have a name; but it stood out against the gorgeous greens, blues, and golds of the sky with a grandeur that wouldn’t be out of place on an Alp. Under its shelter, gray and sweet, lay the soft levels of Stratheden in all their varying colors: green corn, brown earth, red fields of clover, and dark strips of woodland. Behind were the two paps of the Lomonds, rising green against the clear serenity; on the other side, intertwining lines of hills, with flashes of golden light breaking through the mists, clearing here and there all the way to the mysterious Grampians, far off under Highland skies. This was one side of the circle; the other was the sea, still blue under the faint evening skies, where the young moon was rising; the yellow sands of Forfarshire on one side, stretching down from the mouth of the Tay, the low brown cliffs and green headlands bending away on the other towards Fifeness—and the vast arc of water reaching to the horizon in between. Closer to the eye, half against the slope of the coast and half against the water, rose St. Andrews on its cliff, the fine dark tower of the college church hovering over the little city, the jagged ruins of the castle outlining the landscape, the cathedral rising majestically in stark beauty; and old St. Rule, familiar and weather-worn, the oldest venerable pilgrim of all, standing strong and steady, keeping watch over the younger centuries.”

From the flattest part of Fife, let us turn to its inland Highland side. The main North British line to Perth, after passing a dreary coal-field, brings us suddenly beneath the bold swell of Benarty, round which we come in view of the Lomonds with Loch Leven sparkling at their foot. Here indeed we soon get into the small shire of Kinross; but this may be taken as a dependency of the kingdom of Fife, its lowlands also running on the west side into a miniature Highland region, reached by the railway branch that from Loch Leven goes off to Stirling by the Devon Valley and the Ochils, at the end of which Clackmannan vies with Kinross as the Rutland of Scottish counties.

From the flattest area of Fife, let’s shift to its inland Highland side. The main North British line to Perth, after passing a dull coal field, unexpectedly brings us under the impressive rise of Benarty, from where we can see the Lomonds with Loch Leven sparkling at their base. Here, we quickly enter the small county of Kinross; however, this can be viewed as an extension of the kingdom of Fife, as its lowlands also extend to the west into a small Highland region, accessible via the railway branch that goes from Loch Leven to Stirling through the Devon Valley and the Ochils, where Clackmannan competes with Kinross as the Rutland of Scottish counties.

Loch Leven is celebrated for its breed of trout, and for that grey tower half hidden by trees on an islet, which was poor Mary Stuart’s prison. The dourest Scotsman’s heart has three soft spots, the memory of Robert Burns, the romance of Prince Charlie, and the misfortunes that seem to wash out the errors of that girl queen. This is dubious ground, into which tons of paper and barrels of ink have been thrown without filling up a quaking bog of controversy. I myself have heard a distinguished scholar hissed off the most philosophic platform in Scotland for throwing a doubt on Queen Mary’s innocence, so I will say no more than that her harshest historian, if shut up with her in Loch Leven as page or squire, might have been tempted to steal the keys and take an oar in the boat that bore her over those dark waters to brief freedom and safety. Had Charles Edward only had the luck to get his head cut off in solemn state, how much more gloriously dear might now be his memory!

Loch Leven is famous for its trout, and for the gray tower partly hidden by trees on an islet, which was poor Mary Stuart’s prison. Even the grumpiest Scotsman has a few soft spots: the memory of Robert Burns, the romance of Prince Charlie, and the misfortunes that seem to wash away the mistakes of that girl queen. This is tricky territory, where tons of paper and barrels of ink have been poured in without settling the shaky controversy. I’ve even heard a respected scholar booed off the most philosophical stage in Scotland for questioning Queen Mary’s innocence, so I’ll just say that her harshest historian, if locked in that tower with her as a page or squire, might have been tempted to steal the keys and take an oar in the boat that carried her across those dark waters to a brief taste of freedom and safety. If only Charles Edward had managed to get his head cut off in a grand way, how much more glorified his memory might be now!

As Scott points out, Fife was noted for a thick crop of gentry, who were apt to be found on the side of the Queen Marys and Prince Charlies, whereas its sturdy common folk rather favoured Whig principles. Not far from Kinross, the grey homespun of Scottish life is proclaimed by one of those ugly obelisks that have so much commended themselves for the expression of Protestant sentiment. At Gairney Bridge, on the Fife and Kinross border, in 1733, four suspended ministers formed themselves into the first Presbytery of the Original Secession Church, a most fissiparous body which brought forth a brood of sects not yet altogether swallowed up in the recent union of the Free and United Presbyterian churches. I am bound to special interest in that foundation, for as a forebear of mine appears riding away from the shores of Loch Leven in Queen Mary’s train, so one of those four seceders was my great-great-great-great (or thereabouts) grandfather, Moncrieff of Culfargie, himself grandson of a still remembered Covenanter. His spiritual descendants make a point of the fact that being a small laird, he yet testified against the unpopular system of patronage, and thus is taken to have been before his time. But Plato amicus, etc., or as Sterne translates, “Dinah is my aunt, but truth is my sister,” and a closer examination reveals among the heads of my forefather’s testimony against the Church of Scotland a conscientious protest in favour of executing witches and persecuting Roman Catholics, so perhaps the less said about his views the better. A few years before, a poor old wife, rubbing her hands in crazy delight at the blaze, had been burned as a witch for the last time in Scotland; and the “moderate” ministers were now content to ignore an imaginary crime which a few years later became wiped out of the statute-book.

As Scott notes, Fife was known for a large number of gentry who tended to side with Queen Mary and Prince Charlie, while its hardworking common folks leaned more towards Whig principles. Not far from Kinross, the everyday reality of Scottish life is marked by one of those ugly obelisks that are often praised for expressing Protestant sentiment. At Gairney Bridge, on the Fife and Kinross border, in 1733, four suspended ministers established the first Presbytery of the Original Secession Church, a fragmented group that spawned numerous sects, some of which haven't been fully absorbed in the recent merger of the Free and United Presbyterian churches. I have a personal interest in that foundation since one of my ancestors was seen riding away from the shores of Loch Leven in Queen Mary’s entourage, and one of those four seceders was my great-great-great-great (or thereabouts) grandfather, Moncrieff of Culfargie, who was himself the grandson of a well-remembered Covenanter. His spiritual descendants emphasize that, despite being a small landowner, he opposed the unpopular system of patronage, suggesting he was ahead of his time. But Plato amicus, etc., or as Sterne puts it, “Dinah is my aunt, but truth is my sister,” a closer look at my ancestor's testimony against the Church of Scotland reveals a sincere protest in favor of executing witches and persecuting Roman Catholics, so perhaps it’s better to say less about his views. A few years earlier, a poor old woman, clapping her hands in crazy joy at the fire, was burned as a witch for the last time in Scotland; and the “moderate” ministers were now fine with ignoring a fabricated crime that would soon vanish from the statute books.

The ancestral shade should know how filial piety urged me, perhaps alone in this generation, to perform the rite of reading his works, which indeed want such “go” and “snap” as are admired by congregations who “have lost the art of listening to two hours’ sermons.” He was truly a painful and earnest preacher, in one volume of whose discourses I note this mark of wide-mindedness, that it is entitled “England’s Alarm,” whereas other old Scottish divines seem rather to treat the neighbour country as beyond hope of alarming. His brother-in-law, Clerk of Penicuik, characterises Culfargie as “a very sober, good man, except he should carry his very religious whims so far as to be very uneasy to everybody about him.” It is recorded of him that he prayed from his pulpit for the Hanoverian King in face of the Pretender’s bristling soldiery, like that other stout Whig divine whose petition ran, “As for this young man who has come among us seeking an earthly crown, may it please Thee to bestow upon him a heavenly one!”

The spirits of our ancestors should know how my sense of duty pushed me, perhaps all alone in this time, to take the time to read his works, which truly lack the “go” and “snap” that audiences admire since they “have lost the art of listening to two hours of sermons.” He was genuinely a passionate and serious preacher, and in one collection of his sermons, I notice this mark of open-mindedness: it’s titled “England’s Alarm,” while other old Scottish ministers seem to think the neighboring country is beyond hope of warning. His brother-in-law, Clerk of Penicuik, describes Culfargie as “a very sober, good man, unless he lets his very religious ideas make him difficult for everyone around him.” It’s noted that he prayed from his pulpit for the Hanoverian King in front of the Pretender’s fierce soldiers, like that other brave Whig minister whose prayer was, “As for this young man who has come among us seeking an earthly crown, may it please You to grant him a heavenly one!”

Loyalty to the same line was less frankly shown by a very different member of our clan, Margaret Moncrieff, a name little renowned on this side the Atlantic, while she figures in more than one American book as the “Beautiful Spy.” Being shut up among rebels in New York, when the besieging Engineers were commanded by her father Colonel Moncrieff, she got leave to send him little presents, among them flower-paintings on velvet, beneath which were traced plans of the American works. The device being discovered, it might have gone hard with her but for Yankee chivalry, that expelled that artful hussy unhurt, in the end to bring no honour upon her name, if all tales of her be true.

Loyalty to the same cause was less openly expressed by a very different member of our family, Margaret Moncrieff, a name not well-known on this side of the Atlantic, although she appears in more than one American book as the “Beautiful Spy.” While trapped among rebels in New York, when the besieging Engineers were led by her father, Colonel Moncrieff, she was granted permission to send him small gifts, including flower paintings on velvet, beneath which were hidden plans of the American fortifications. Once the scheme was discovered, things could have gone badly for her if not for the chivalry of the Americans, who ultimately expelled that clever woman unharmed, leaving her name with no honor if all the stories about her are true.

The ancestral worthy whose memory has led me into a digression, lived and laboured in Strathearn, to which from Kinross we pass by Glenfarg, no Highland glen but a fine gulf of greenery with stream, road, and railway winding side by side through its banks and knolls, that called forth Queen Victoria’s warm admiration on her first visit to Scotland. At the other end of this Ochil gorge we are welcomed to Perthshire by the wooded crags of Moncrieff Hill, round which the Earn bends to the Tay; then some dozen miles behind, rises the edge of the true Highlands, where “to the north-west a sea of mountains rolls away to Cape Wrath in wave after wave of gneiss, schist, quartzite, granite, and other crystalline masses.”

The notable ancestor whose memory has caused me to go off on a tangent lived and worked in Strathearn, which we reach from Kinross by passing through Glenfarg, not a Highland glen but a beautiful expanse of greenery with a stream, road, and railway winding closely together along its banks and hills, which inspired Queen Victoria's deep admiration during her first visit to Scotland. At the other end of this Ochil gorge, we’re greeted by the tree-covered cliffs of Moncrieff Hill, around which the River Earn curves towards the Tay; then, about twelve miles back, the true Highlands rise up, where “to the north-west a sea of mountains rolls away to Cape Wrath in wave after wave of gneiss, schist, quartzite, granite, and other crystalline masses.”

CHAPTER V

THE FAIR CITY

PERTH, the central city of Scotland, whose name has been so flourishingly transplanted to the antipodes, is a very ancient place. Not to insist on fond derivation from a Roman Bertha, there seems to have been a Roman station on the Tay, probably at the confluence of the Almond; and curious antiquarians have found cause for confessing to Pontius Pilate as perhaps born in the county, a reproach softened by the consideration of his father being little better than a Roman exciseman. The alias of St. Johnston Perth got from its patron saint, who came to be so scurvily handled at the Reformation. At this date it was the only walled city of Scotland. Before this, it had been intermittently the Stuart capital in such a sense as the residence of its Negus is for Abyssinia; and farther back Tayside was the seat of the Alpine kingdom that succeeded a Pictish power. Now sunk in relative importance, Perth makes the central knot of Scottish railway travelling; so on the Eve of St. Grouse its palatial station becomes one of the busiest spots in the kingdom, though the main platform is a third of a mile long. To the stay-at-home public it may perhaps be best known by an industry that

PERTH, the central city of Scotland, whose name has been impressively carried to the other side of the world, is a very old place. Without getting too deep into its likely connection to the Roman name Bertha, there seems to have been a Roman station on the Tay, probably where it meets the Almond; and curious historians have suggested that Pontius Pilate might have been born in the county, a suggestion made a bit easier to accept because his father was not much better than a Roman tax collector. The name St. Johnston Perth came from its patron saint, who was poorly treated during the Reformation. At this time, it was the only walled city in Scotland. Previously, it had been the capital for the Stuarts in a similar way that the residence of a king is for Abyssinia; and even further back, Tayside was the heart of a Celtic kingdom that followed a Pictish influence. Now diminished in significance, Perth has become the central hub of Scottish railway travel, so on the Eve of St. Grouse, its grand station turns into one of the busiest locations in the kingdom, even though the main platform stretches a third of a mile long. To those who prefer to stay home, it might be best known for an industry that



PERTH FROM THE SLOPES OF KINNOUL HILL

Perth from the slopes of Kinnoull Hill

has given rise to the proverb “See Perth and dye,” one which might have darker significance in days when this low site depended for drainage on the floods of the Tay flushing its cellars and cesspools. But its own citizens are brought up to believe that no Naples of them all has so much right to the title of the “Fair City.”

has given rise to the proverb “See Perth and dye,” which might have had a more serious meaning back when this low area relied on the Tay River flooding to clear out its cellars and sewage. However, the locals are raised to believe that none of the Napless can claim the title of the “Fair City” as much as they do.

Legend tells how Roman soldiers gaining a prospect of the Tay from the heights south of Perth, exclaimed on its North Inch as another Campus Martius; but later visitors have not always shared the local admiration. One modern Italian traveller, Signor Piovanelli, after wandering two or three hours about the Perth streets, took away an impression of dull melancholy; but then he began with an unsatisfactory experience at the Refreshment Room. An else conscientious French tourist explains the bustle of Perth station as its being the rendezvous of the inhabitants seeking distraction from their triste life. These be ignorant calumnies. At least our northern York is a typical Scottish town, well displaying the strata of its development. In quite recent years it has been much transmogrified by a new thoroughfare, fittingly named Scott Street, which, running from near the station right through the city, has altered its centre of gravity. The old High Street and South Street, with their “vennels” and “closes,” lead transversely from Scott Street to the river, cut at the other end by George Street and John Street, which had supplanted them as main lines of business. “Where are the shops?” I was once asked by a bewildered party of country excursionists, wandering unedified about the vicinity of the station. In those days one had to send them across the city to the streets parallel with the river; but now Scott Street has attracted the Post Office, the Theatre and the Free Library, and bids fair to become the Strand or the Regent Street of the Fair City, fringed by such a display of latter-day villas as attests the prosperity of its business quarters.

Legend has it that Roman soldiers, upon seeing the Tay from the heights south of Perth, called the North Inch another Campus Martius; however, later visitors haven't always shared this local fondness. A modern Italian traveler, Signor Piovanelli, after exploring the streets of Perth for a couple of hours, left with a sense of dull melancholy; but his experience at the Refreshment Room wasn't great. A diligent French tourist describes the hustle and bustle of Perth station as a meeting spot for locals trying to escape their sad lives. These are just ignorant slanders. At least our northern York is a typical Scottish town, clearly displaying the layers of its development. In recent years, it has significantly changed thanks to a new road, aptly named Scott Street, which runs from near the station right through the city and has shifted its center of activity. The old High Street and South Street, with their "vennels" and "closes," run across from Scott Street to the river, intersected at the other end by George Street and John Street, which have now become the main business routes. "Where are the shops?" I was once asked by a confused group of country visitors, wandering aimlessly around the station area. Back then, I had to direct them across the city to the streets along the river; but now Scott Street has attracted the Post Office, the Theatre, and the Free Library, and looks set to become the Strand or the Regent Street of the Fair City, flanked by a display of modern villas that reflect the prosperity of its business districts.

Fragments of mediæval antiquity also must be sought for towards the river. Off John Street stands the old Cathedral, in the practical Scottish manner shared into three places of worship, once containing dozens of altars, among which an impudent schoolboy threw the first image-breaking stone that spread such a ripple of iconoclasm through the shrines of Scotland. Close by, on the river bank, the Gaol occupies the site of Gowrie House, where James VI. had his mysterious or mythical escape from treason. The Parliament House, too, has vanished, its memory preserved by the name of a “close,” the Scottish equivalent for alley. The citizens have lately adopted a traditional “Fair Maid’s” house as their official lion, to which indicators point the way from all over the city. This, whatever the higher criticism may say of its claims, has been well restored as a specimen of a solid burgher’s home in those days when Simon the Glover was so vexed by the vagaries of his Highland apprentice and by the roistering suitors of his daughter. Since then, Perth has not wanted Fair Maids; but in our time the title has sometimes had a satiric tang as implying what the French stigmatise as une rosse.

Fragments of medieval history can also be found by the river. Off John Street, there's the old Cathedral, which, in practical Scottish style, is divided into three places of worship, once housing dozens of altars. It was here that a rebellious schoolboy threw the first stone that sparked a wave of iconoclasm through Scotland’s shrines. Nearby, on the riverbank, the Gaol is located on the site of Gowrie House, where James VI. had his mysterious or legendary escape from treason. The Parliament House has also disappeared, with its memory living on through the name of a “close,” the Scottish term for alley. Recently, the citizens chose a traditional “Fair Maid’s” house as their official symbol, with signs leading from all over the city to it. This house, regardless of what critics may say about its significance, has been beautifully restored as an example of a sturdy burgher's home from the time when Simon the Glover was frustrated by the antics of his Highland apprentice and by the rowdy suitors of his daughter. Since then, Perth hasn’t lacked Fair Maids; however, in our time, the title sometimes carries a satirical undertone, hinting at what the French refer to as une rosse.

Simon, as we know, lived close to the royal lodging, which, after the destruction of the castle, was wont to be thriftily taken in the great monastery of Blackfriars, now represented only by the names of a house and a street. In it were enacted stirring scenes of history as well as of fiction, its darkest tragedy the murder of James I. on a February night of 1437. Handsome, brave, a scholar and poet, with the advantage of an involuntary English education, in quieter times this king might have shown himself the best of the Stuarts. He had the welfare of the people at heart, and on his return from the captivity in which he spent his boyhood, tried to bring some degree of order among the lawless feuds of his barons, using against them indeed high-handed and crooked means that were the statecraft of the age. Thus he roused fell enemies who were able to take him unawares, though the story goes that, like Alexander and Cæsar, he had warning from an uncredited seer. Betrayed by false courtiers, he was retiring to bed when the monastery rang with the tramp and cries of the fierce Highlandmen seeking his blood. While the queen and her ladies tried to defend the door, Catherine Douglas giving her broken arm, says the legend, as a bar, James tore up the flooring and let himself down into a drain which he had, unluckily, blocked up a few days before, since in it his tennis balls got lost. There he was discovered by the conspirators, and after a desperate struggle their leader, Sir Thomas Graham, stabbed him to death. Not a minute too soon, for already the good burghers were roused to the rescue, and the regicides had some ado to spur off to the Highlands, safe only for a time, the principal criminals being taken for tortures that horrified even their cruel contemporaries.

Simon lived near the royal residence, which, after the castle was destroyed, was often used by the large Blackfriars monastery, now represented only by the name of a house and a street. This place witnessed dramatic events from both history and fiction, with its most tragic moment being the murder of James I on a February night in 1437. He was handsome, brave, and a scholar and poet, and with the benefit of an unintentional English education, in more peaceful times, this king could have been the best of the Stuarts. He genuinely cared for the people's well-being and, after returning from the captivity of his childhood, sought to impose some order amidst the chaotic feuds of his barons, using the harsh and deceptive tactics typical of the era. This stirred up deadly enemies who managed to catch him off guard, although the tale suggests that, like Alexander and Caesar, he was warned by a mysterious seer. Betrayed by treacherous courtiers, he was heading to bed when the monastery echoed with the footsteps and shouts of fierce Highlanders seeking his life. While the queen and her ladies attempted to defend the door—Catherine Douglas is said to have used her injured arm as a barricade—James ripped up the flooring and lowered himself into a drain he had, unfortunately, blocked just days before after losing his tennis balls in it. There, the conspirators found him, and after a desperate fight, their leader, Sir Thomas Graham, fatally stabbed him. Not a moment too soon, as the loyal townspeople were waking up to help, and the assassins had to hastily flee to the Highlands, safe for only a short while, with the main culprits facing tortures that shocked even their brutal contemporaries.

From the windings of the Blackfriars quarter, one emerges by what was the North Port, upon Perth’s famous Inch, bordered by erections that a generation ago were the modest West End of the city—Athole Place, the Crescent, Rose Terrace, and Barossa Place. At the foot of the Inch, by the river, stands a tall obelisk in honour of the 90th Regiment, the “Perthshire Volunteers,” now amalgamated with the Cameronians; and near it the customary statue of Prince Albert, one of the first inaugurated by Queen Victoria, who then insisted on knighting the Lord Provost of the city, a worthy grocer, much to his discontent, and, if all tales be true, to his loss in business. Perth, as becomes the ex-capital, has a Lord Provost, who cannot meet the Lord Provost of Glasgow without raising sore points of precedence. Invested with special powers when Perth was a royal residence, its magistrates were not persons to be trifled with, as an English officer found early in the eighteenth century. This mettlesome spark, quartered here, had fatally stabbed a dancing-master who stood in the way of troublesome attentions to one of his pupils. The same day, tradition has it, the slaughterer was seized, tried, and hanged under the old law of “red-hand,” then put in force for the last time. An ornament to the story is that the criminal’s brother commanded a ship of war in the Firth of Forth, over which was the way to Edinburgh, and that he long kept watch for a chance of capturing some Perth bailie on whom to take revenge. These were the good old times.

From the twists of the Blackfriars area, you come out by what used to be the North Port, on Perth’s famous Inch, lined with buildings that a generation ago were the humble West End of the city—Athole Place, the Crescent, Rose Terrace, and Barossa Place. At the bottom of the Inch, by the river, there’s a tall obelisk honoring the 90th Regiment, the “Perthshire Volunteers,” which is now merged with the Cameronians; and nearby is the usual statue of Prince Albert, one of the first unveiled by Queen Victoria, who insisted on knighting the Lord Provost of the city, a respectable grocer, which he was not happy about, and, if the stories are true, it hurt his business. Perth, being the former capital, has a Lord Provost, who can't meet the Lord Provost of Glasgow without stirring up arguments about precedence. Given special powers when Perth was a royal residence, its magistrates were not to be taken lightly, as an English officer found out early in the eighteenth century. This spirited officer, stationed here, had fatally stabbed a dancing teacher who got in the way of his unwanted advances towards one of his students. According to tradition, on the same day, the killer was caught, tried, and hanged under the old “red-hand” law, which was enforced for the last time then. A notable detail in the story is that the criminal’s brother commanded a warship in the Firth of Forth, the route to Edinburgh, where he kept an eye out for a chance to capture some Perth bailie for revenge. Those were the good old days.

By the bridge at the foot of the North Inch, a pretentious classical structure, marking the era of Provost Marshall whom it commemorates, rears its dome above a Museum of Antiquities such as becomes an ancient city. This faces the end of Tay Street, the pleasant river-side boulevard between the North and South Inches,

By the bridge at the foot of the North Inch, a grand classical building that celebrates the time of Provost Marshall towers with its dome above a Museum of Antiquities fitting for an ancient city. This faces the end of Tay Street, the lovely riverside promenade between the North and South Inches,



BEN A’AN, CORNER OF LOCH KATRINE, PERTHSHIRE

BEN A’AN, LOCH KATRINE EDGE, PERTHSHIRE

towards the farther end of which a newer Museum contains a remarkable natural history collection. At its corner of South Street are the County Buildings, adorned with portraits of local worthies, and at the end of High Street, the City Buildings with windows illustrating Perth’s history. Perth has now two bridges and everything handsome about it—besides the Dundee railway bridge with its footway from the South Inch. The central bridge is only three or four years old, but here stood one washed away in 1621, since when the citizens had long to depend on what is now the old bridge below the North Inch.

towards the far end of which a newer Museum has an impressive natural history collection. At its corner of South Street are the County Buildings, decorated with portraits of notable locals, and at the end of High Street, the City Buildings with windows showcasing Perth’s history. Perth now has two bridges and everything beautiful about it—besides the Dundee railway bridge with its walkway from the South Inch. The central bridge is only three or four years old, but there used to be one washed away in 1621, after which the locals had to rely on what is now the old bridge below the North Inch.

This bridge leads over into the transpontine suburb, above which, on the slopes of Kinnoul Hill, the rank and fashion of the city have inclined to seek “eligible building sites,” Scotticè, “feuing plots.” The banks of the river, too, on this side have long been bordered by villas and cottages of gentility; but about “Bridge End” there is still a fragment of the humbler suburb that has had more than one famous sojourner in our time. Here, in a house now distinguished by a tablet, and afterwards in Rose Terrace opposite, John Ruskin spent bits of his childhood with an aunt, wife of the tanner whose unsavoury business had the credit of keeping the cholera away from Bridge End. That amateur of beauty, for his part, has nothing but good to say of Perth: he remembers with pleasure the precipices of Kinnoul, the swirling pools of the “Goddess-river,” even the humble “Lead,” in which other less gifted children have found “a treasure of flowing diamond,” now covered up to belie his vision of its defilement; and his lifelong impression was that “Scottish sheaves are more golden than are bound in other lands, and that no harvests elsewhere visible to human eyes are so like the ‘corn of heaven’ as those of Strath Tay and Strath-Earn.” Yet youthful gladness turned to pain, when through his connection with Perth Ruskin came to make that ill-matched marriage with its fairest maid, afterwards known as Lady Millais. Their brief union he passes over in silence in his else most communicative reminiscences; and the writer were indiscreet indeed who should revive rumours spun round a case of hopeless incompatibility. One misty legend, probably untrue, declares him, for certain reasons, to have vowed never to enter the house in which her family lived, that Bowerswell mansion, a little up the hill, where a crystal spring had often arrested his childish attention. He did enter the house once, to be married, according to the custom of the bride’s Presbyterian Church: hinc illae lacrimae, according to the legend.

This bridge leads into the suburb across the river, which has attracted the city's elite seeking "prime building lots," or as they say in Scots, "feuing plots." The riverbanks on this side have long been lined with villas and elegant cottages, but near "Bridge End," there’s still a piece of the lower-class neighborhood that has welcomed more than one notable visitor in our time. In a house now marked by a plaque, and later at Rose Terrace across the way, John Ruskin spent parts of his childhood with an aunt, who was married to the tanner whose unpleasant work was credited with keeping cholera away from Bridge End. This lover of beauty had nothing but good things to say about Perth: he fondly remembers the cliffs of Kinnoul, the swirling pools of the "Goddess river," and even the modest "Lead," where other less talented children found "a treasure of flowing diamonds," now hidden to disprove his vision of its taint; and his lasting impression was that "Scottish sheaves are more golden than those gathered in other lands, and no harvests visible to human eyes are as reminiscent of the 'corn of heaven' as those of Strath Tay and Strath-Earn." However, youthful joy turned to sorrow when, through his connections in Perth, Ruskin ended up in an unfortunate marriage with its most beautiful woman, later known as Lady Millais. He glosses over their short union in his otherwise candid memoirs; and it would be very indiscreet to reignite the rumors surrounding a case of irreconcilable differences. One hazy tale, likely false, claims he vowed never to enter the house where her family lived, that Bowerswell mansion, a bit further up the hill, where a crystal spring had often captured his childhood attention. He did enter the house once, to get married, according to the customs of the bride’s Presbyterian Church: hinc illae lacrimae, as the legend goes.

Like that great prose-poet, the reader’s humble servant, without being able to boast himself a native of Perth, spent part of his youth here and has pleasant memories that tempt him, too, to be garrulous. I have no recollection of seeing Ruskin at Perth, but I well remember Millais in the prime of manly beauty. In the early days of his fame he lived much with his wife’s family at Bowerswell; and several of the children he then painted so charmingly were playmates of mine, who would come to our Christmas parties in the picturesque costumes he had been putting on canvas. For some reason or other, he never proposed to immortalise my features; but I have boyish memories of him that seem to hint at the two sides of his art. My sister sat for one of his most famous pictures, on which, in the capacity of escort to his child model, I had the unappreciated privilege of seeing him at work. What struck a little Philistine like me was how the painter paid no attention to a call to lunch, working away in such a furor of industry as I could sympathise with only if mischief were in question. Someone brought him a plate of soup and a glass of wine, which he hastily swallowed on his knees, and again flung himself into his absorbing task. My internal reflection was that in thus despising his meals this man showed such sense as Macfarlane’s geese who, as Scott records, loved their play better than their meat. But a quite different behaviour on another occasion excited stronger disapproval of the future P.R.A. in my schoolboy mind. When out shooting with my father one hot day, I took him to a little moorland farm where the people would offer us a glass of milk. Millais rather scornfully asked if they had no cream. They brought him a tumblerful, the whole yield for the day probably, and he tossed if off with a “Das ist kleine Gabe!” air that set me criticising the artistic temperament. It was a fixed notion with young Scots that all English people were greedy: “Set roasted beef and pudding on the opposite side o’ the pit o’ Tophet, and an Englishman will make a spang at it!” exclaimed the goodwife of Aberfoyle. Thus we give back the southron’s sneer for our frugal poverty. Our old Adam might welcome the good things of life that fairly came our way; but we schooled each other in a Spartan point of honour that forbade too frank enjoyment. Millais was born very far south; and there are those who say that he might have been a still greater painter, had he shown less taste for the cream of life.

Like that great prose-poet, the humble servant of the reader, without claiming to be originally from Perth, spent part of his youth here and has fond memories that also tempt him to talk. I don’t remember ever seeing Ruskin in Perth, but I clearly recall Millais at the height of his good looks. In the early days of his fame, he spent a lot of time with his wife’s family at Bowerswell, and several of the children he painted so beautifully were my friends, who would come to our Christmas parties dressed in the charming outfits he had painted. For some reason, he never wanted to capture my likeness; however, I have boyish memories of him that hint at the two sides of his art. My sister posed for one of his most famous paintings, and as a companion to his child model, I had the unappreciated privilege of watching him work. What struck a little Philistine like me was how the painter completely ignored a call to lunch, working away with such fervor that I could only understand if mischief was involved. Someone brought him a bowl of soup and a glass of wine, which he quickly drank while kneeling down, then dove back into his engrossing task. My inner thought was that in neglecting his meals, this man demonstrated a sense similar to Macfarlane’s geese, who, as Scott noted, preferred play over food. But on another occasion, a different behavior sparked stronger disapproval from me, the future P.R.A., as a schoolboy. One hot day while out shooting with my father, I took him to a little moorland farm where the residents would offer us a glass of milk. Millais rather disdainfully asked if they had no cream. They brought him a glass full, probably the entire day’s supply, and he downed it with an air of “Das ist kleine Gabe!” that made me question the artistic temperament. It was a common belief among young Scots that all English people were greedy: “Set roasted beef and pudding on the opposite side of the pit of Tophet, and an Englishman will make a dash for it!” exclaimed the goodwife of Aberfoyle. Thus, we returned the English sneer for our modest poverty. Our old Adam might embrace the good things of life that came our way; but we taught each other a Spartan sense of honor that forbade too open enjoyment. Millais was born very far south; and some say that he could have been an even greater painter if he had shown less taste for the finer things in life.

From Bowerswell, an artist had not far to go for scenes of beauty. The road past the house, winding up to a Roman Catholic monastery built since those days, leads on into the woods of Kinnoul Hill, which is to Perth what Arthur’s Seat is to Edinburgh. No tourist should, as many do, neglect to take the shady climb through those woods, suggesting the scenes of a tamed German “Wald.” At the farther side one comes out on the edge of a grand crag, the view from which has been compared to the Rhine valley, and to carry out this similitude, a mock ruin crowns the adjacent cliff. We have here turned our backs on the Grampians so finely seen from the Perth slope of the hill, and are looking down upon the Tay as it bends eastward between this spur of the Sidlaws and the wooded outposts of the Ochils opposite, then, swollen by the Earn, opens out into its Firth in the Carse of Gowrie, dotted with snug villages and noble seats such as the Castle of Kinfauns among the woods at our feet, a scene most lovely when

From Bowerswell, an artist didn’t have far to go for beautiful views. The road past the house, winding up to a Catholic monastery built since those times, leads into the woods of Kinnoul Hill, which is to Perth what Arthur’s Seat is to Edinburgh. No tourist should, as many do, skip the shaded climb through those woods, reminiscent of a tame German “Wald.” On the other side, you emerge at the edge of a grand cliff, whose view has been compared to the Rhine Valley, and to emphasize this comparison, a fake ruin crowns the nearby cliff. Here, we’ve turned our backs on the Grampians beautifully visible from the Perth slope of the hill, and are looking down on the Tay as it curves eastward between this spur of the Sidlaws and the wooded foothills of the Ochils on the opposite side, then, swollen by the Earn, it opens up into its Firth in the Carse of Gowrie, dotted with cozy villages and impressive estates like the Castle of Kinfauns among the woods at our feet, a scene most lovely when

The sun was setting over the Tay,
The blue hills blending into grey; The song of the mavis and the blackbird Were sweetly heard in Gowrie.

The Gowrie earldom, once so powerful in Perth, has disappeared from its life; but the title is still familiar as covering one of those districts of a Scottish county that bear enduring by-names, like the Devonshire South Hams or the Welsh Vale of Glamorgan. To a native ear, the scene is half suggested by the word Carse,

The Gowrie earldom, once so powerful in Perth, has faded from existence; however, the title is still recognized as referring to one of those areas in a Scottish county that has lasting nicknames, like the Devonshire South Hams or the Welsh Vale of Glamorgan. To a local's ear, the scene is somewhat evoked by the word Carse,



LOCH VENNACHAR, PERTHSHIRE

LOCH VENNACHAR, PERTHSHIRE

implying a stretch of rich lowland along a river-side, whereas Strath is the more broken and extensive valley of a river that has its upper course in some wilder Glen or tiny Den, the Dean of so many southern villages. The course of the Tay from Perth to Dundee, below Kinnoul, ceases to be romantic while remaining beautiful in a more sedate and stately fashion as it flows between its receding walls of wooded heights, underneath which the “Carles of the Carse” had once such an ill name as Goldsmith’s rude Carinthian boor, but so many a “Lass of Gowrie” has shown a softer heart—

implying a stretch of rich lowland along a riverside, while Strath is the more rugged and expansive valley of a river that starts its journey in some wild Glen or small Den, the Dean of many southern villages. The course of the Tay from Perth to Dundee, below Kinnoul, stops being romantic but remains beautiful in a more calm and dignified way as it flows between its sloping wooded heights, under which the “Carles of the Carse” once had a bad reputation like Goldsmith’s rough Carinthian boor, yet many a “Lass of Gowrie” has shown a softer side—

Sometimes she smiled and sometimes she greeted; The blush and tear were on her cheek.

There are various versions of this ballad, whose tune makes the Perth local anthem; but they all tell the same old tale and often told, with that most hackneyed of ends—

There are different versions of this ballad, whose tune is the local anthem of Perth; but they all share the same familiar story, often repeated, with that most clichéd of endings—

The elders back then gave their approval;
Then we went to Mass-John; Who connected us to what our hearts desire,
Me and the Girl from Gowrie.

Many a stranger comes and goes at Perth without guessing what charming prospects may be sought out on its environing heights. But half an hour’s stroll through the streets must make him aware of those Inches that prompt a hoary jest concerning the size of the Fair City. The North and South Inches, between which it lies, properly islands, green flats beside the Tay, are in their humble way its Hyde Park and Regent’s Park. The South Inch, close below the station, is the less extensive, once the grounds of a great Carthusian monastery, then site of a strong fort built by Cromwell, now notable mainly for the avenue through which the road from Edinburgh comes in over it, and for the wharf at its side that forms a port for small vessels and excursion steamers plying by leave of the tide. On the landward side, beyond the station, Perth is spreading itself up the broomy slopes of Craigie Hill, which still offers pleasant rambles. Beyond the farther end stands a gloomy building once well known to evil-doers as the General Prison for Scotland; but of late years its character has undergone some change; and I am not sure how far the old story may still keep its point that represents an inmate set loose from these walls, when hailed by a friendly wayfarer as “honest man,” giving back glumly “None of your dry remarks!”

Many strangers come and go in Perth without realizing the charming sights that can be found on the surrounding hills. But just a half-hour walk through the streets will make them notice the Inches, which inspire an old joke about the size of the Fair City. The North and South Inches, which lie between them, are really islands—green fields beside the Tay—and they serve as Perth's version of Hyde Park and Regent’s Park. The South Inch, located just below the station, is smaller; it was once the grounds of a grand Carthusian monastery, then a strong fort built by Cromwell, and now it's mainly known for the road from Edinburgh that passes through and the wharf beside it that serves as a dock for small boats and excursion steamers that operate according to the tide. On the landward side, beyond the station, Perth is expanding up the grassy slopes of Craigie Hill, which still offers nice walks. At the far end stands a grim building that was once infamous among criminals as Scotland's General Prison; however, its reputation has changed over recent years. I'm not sure how much the old tale still holds true about a released inmate being approached by a friendly passerby, who calls him “honest man,” only to have him reply sourly, “None of your dry remarks!”

A more cheerful sight is the golf links on Moncrieff Island, above which crosses the railway to Dundee. This neighbour has long surpassed Perth, grown on jute and linen to be the third city of Scotland, its name perhaps most familiar through the marmalade which used to be manufactured, I understand, in the Channel Islands, when wicked wit declared its maker to have a contract for sweeping out the Dundee theatre. Northern undergraduates at Oxford and Cambridge are believed to have spread to southern breakfasts the use of this confection in the form so well known now that its materials are so cheap. The name has a Greek ancestry, and the thing seems to have come to us as quince-preserve, through the Portuguese marmelo, in time transferred and restricted to another fruit. Oranges, indeed, could not have been as plentiful as blackberries in Britain, when the Euphuist Lyly compared life without love to a meal without marmalade.

A more cheerful sight is the golf course on Moncrieff Island, above which the railway to Dundee runs. This neighbor has long outgrown Perth, thriving on jute and linen to become the third largest city in Scotland, its name perhaps most recognized because of the marmalade that used to be made, I hear, in the Channel Islands, when a clever jest claimed its maker had a deal for cleaning out the Dundee theater. Northern students at Oxford and Cambridge are thought to have introduced this spread to southern breakfasts, now so widely used because its ingredients are so affordable. The name has Greek roots, and it seems to have arrived as quince preserve through the Portuguese marmelo, eventually being associated specifically with another fruit. Oranges, in fact, couldn't have been as available as blackberries in Britain when the Euphuist Lyly compared life without love to a meal without marmalade.

Such a twenty-miles digression from the South Inch implies how little there is to say about it. Now let us take a dander up the larger North Inch, Perth’s Campus Martius, at once promenade, race-course, review ground, grazing common, washing green, golf links, cricket-field, and area for unfenced football games in which, summer and winter, young Scots learn betimes to earn gate-money for English clubs. Opposite the Perth Academy appears to have been the arena where that early professional, Hal o’ the Wynd, played up so well in the deadly match by which the Clan Kay and the Clan Chattan enacted the less authentic tragedy of the Kilkenny cats. This spacious playground is now edged by a neat walk, which makes the constitutional round of sedate citizens, who on the safe riverside have the spectacle of pleasure boating against the difficulties of a strong stream and shallow rapids, and of the pulling of salmon nets in the season. Here a barelegged laddie, with the rudest tackle, has been known to hook a 30-lb. fish, holding on to the monster for two hours till some men helped him out with his fortune. The salmon of the Tay, reared in the Stormontfield Ponds above Perth, are famous for size, a weight of over 70 lbs. being not unknown; and cavillers on other streams cannot belittle its bigger fish by the sneer of “bigger liars there!” The keeping of fish in ice, and railway communications, have much enhanced the price, to the astonishment of a Highland laird who in a London tavern ordered a steak for himself and a “salmon for Donald” without guessing that his henchman’s meal must be paid for in gold as his own in silver. The old story of masters contracting not to feed their servants on salmon more than twice a week, is told, by Ruskin for one, of Tayside as of other river-lands. But so masterful are the demands of London now, that salmon may sometimes be dearer on the banks of the Tay than in the glutted metropolitan market. The Tay has another treasure, for now and then valuable pearls have been fished out of it by boys who, in a dry summer, can wade across its shallows just above the old bridge. A very different sight might be seen here when the river was frozen across and roughened by a jam of miniature icebergs.

Such a twenty-mile detour from the South Inch shows how little there is to say about it. Now let’s take a stroll up the larger North Inch, Perth’s Campus Martius, which serves as a promenade, racetrack, review ground, grazing area, washing spot, golf course, cricket field, and space for unregulated football games where, in summer and winter, young Scots learn early to make money for English clubs. Across from the Perth Academy seems to be the spot where that early pro, Hal o’ the Wynd, played impressively in the intense match where Clan Kay and Clan Chattan reenacted the less authentic tragedy of the Kilkenny cats. This spacious playground is now lined with a nice walking path, which is a regular route for the calm citizens who, by the safe riverside, watch pleasure boating against the challenges of a strong current and shallow rapids, as well as the pulling of salmon nets during the season. Here, a barelegged kid with the simplest gear has been known to catch a 30-pound fish, holding on to the giant for two hours until some men helped him with his prize. The Tay’s salmon, raised in the Stormontfield Ponds above Perth, are famous for their size, with weights over 70 pounds not being unheard of; and people fishing other streams can’t dismiss its bigger fish with a sneer of “bigger liars there!” Keeping fish on ice and railway transport have significantly raised the price, surprising a Highland laird who in a London pub ordered a steak for himself and a “salmon for Donald” without realizing that his servant's meal had to be paid for in gold while his own was in silver. The old tale of masters agreeing not to feed their servants salmon more than twice a week is also told, by Ruskin among others, of Tayside as of other river regions. But the demands of London are now so strong that salmon can sometimes be more expensive on the banks of the Tay than in the saturated metropolitan market. The Tay has another treasure, as sometimes valuable pearls have been fished out by boys who, in dry summers, can wade through its shallows just above the old bridge. A very different view could be seen here when the river was frozen over and roughened by a jam of small icebergs.

Half-way up the town side of the Inch, where a few trees dotted across it mark its old limits, extended more than a century ago, stands the now restored mansion of Balhousie, which used to be known as Bushy by that curious trick of contraction, more common in Scottish than in English names, that drove a bewildered foreigner to complain of our pronouncing as Marchbanks what we spelt as Cholmondeley. But one notes how in Scotland as in England, the tendency is to restore such words to their full sound, as in this case. Near the station in Perth is Pomarium Street, marking the orchard of the old Carthusian monastery, or, as some have held, the outskirt of the Roman City. Consule Planco, I knew it only as the Pow; but out of curiosity I lately tried this abbreviation in vain on a postman and on a telegraph boy of the present generation. Methven, near Perth, was always pronounced Meffen; Henry VIII. spells it Muffyn; as Ruthven was and perhaps still is Riven. The station of Milngavie is no longer

Halfway up the town side of the Inch, where a few trees scattered across the area mark its old boundaries, established over a century ago, stands the now restored mansion of Balhousie, which used to be known as Bushy due to that strange shortening common in Scottish names more than in English ones. This has led confused foreigners to complain about us pronouncing Marchbanks as it’s spelled Cholmondeley. But it's noticeable how, in both Scotland and England, there’s a trend to restore such words to their full pronunciation, as in this case. Near the station in Perth is Pomarium Street, marking the orchard of the old Carthusian monastery or, as some believe, the outskirts of the Roman City. Consule Planco, I only knew it as the Pow; but out of curiosity, I recently tried this abbreviation in vain with a postman and a telegraph boy from the current generation. Methven, near Perth, has always been pronounced Meffen; Henry VIII spells it Muffyn; just like Ruthven was and maybe still is Riven. The station of Milngavie is no longer



A CROFT NEAR DALMALLY, ARGYLLSHIRE

A farm near Dalmally, Argyll

proclaimed by railway porters as Millguy, and the place Claverhouse—no hero indeed at spelling—spells Ruglen, tends to assume its full dignity of Rutherglen, as Cirencester or Abergavenny lose their old contractions in this generation’s mouth. Many other examples might be given of a change, with which, I fancy, railway porters have much to do; but one of the best authorities on such matters, Dr. H. Bradley, puts it down to what he calls half-education, setting up spelling as an idol. As for the altered pronunciation of Scottish family names, that seems often to come from English blundering, modestly adopted by their owners. Bálfour, to take a distinguished example, was Balfoúr, till the trick of southern speech shifted back the accent. Forbes is still vernacularly a dissyllable in the Forbes country, as in Marmion, and in the old schoolboy saw about General 4 B’s, who marched his 4 C’s, etc. Dalziels and Menzies must have long given up in despair the attempt to get their names properly pronounced in the south as Déél and Meengus. The family known at home as Jimmyson become now content to have made a noise in the world as Jameson. But some such changes have been long in progress. It was “bloody Mackengie” whom audacious boys dared to come out of his grave in Greyfriars’ Churchyard; and if we go far enough back we find the name of this persecutor written Mackennich. In the good old times every gentleman had his own spelling, as what for no? There is a deed, and not a very ancient one, drawn up by certain forebears of mine, in which, among them, they spell their name five different ways. In general, it may be remembered, the z that makes such a stumbling-block to strangers in so many Scottish names, is to be taken as a y. When we have such real enigmas as Colquhoun and Kirkcudbright to boggle over, the wonder is that Milton should make any ado at Gordon or “Galasp,” by which he probably meant Gillespie.

proclaimed by railway porters as Millguy, and the place Claverhouse—no hero indeed at spelling—spells Ruglen, tends to assume its full dignity of Rutherglen, as Cirencester or Abergavenny lose their old contractions in this generation’s mouth. Many other examples might be given of a change, which I think railway porters have a lot to do with; but one of the best authorities on such matters, Dr. H. Bradley, attributes it to what he calls half-education, establishing spelling as an idol. As for the altered pronunciation of Scottish family names, that seems often to come from English mistakes, modestly adopted by their owners. Bálfour, to take a distinguished example, was Balfoúr, until the trick of southern speech shifted back the accent. Forbes is still commonly pronounced as a two-syllable name in the Forbes country, as in Marmion, and in the old schoolboy saying about General 4 B’s, who marched his 4 C’s, etc. Dalziels and Menzies must have long given up in despair the attempt to get their names properly pronounced in the south as Déél and Meengus. The family known at home as Jimmyson has now come to terms with making a name for themselves in the world as Jameson. But some of these changes have been a long time coming. It was “bloody Mackengie” whom daring boys dared to disturb in his grave in Greyfriars’ Churchyard; and if we go back far enough, we find the name of this persecutor written as Mackennich. In the good old days, every gentleman had his own spelling, as truly, why not? There is a deed, and not a very ancient one, drawn up by certain ancestors of mine in which, among them, they spell their name in five different ways. In general, it may be remembered, the z that creates such a stumbling block for strangers in so many Scottish names, is to be taken as a y. When we have such real puzzles as Colquhoun and Kirkcudbright to ponder over, the wonder is that Milton should make any fuss over Gordon or “Galasp,” by which he probably meant Gillespie.

Nearly opposite Balhousie, which has suggested this digression, across the Tay, peeps out the house of Springlands, which reminds me how Perth has been the cradle of a sect. The Sandemans of Springlands in my youth exhibited some marked religious leanings, but none of them, I think, followed the doctrine of their ancestor. The sect in question was founded in the days of early methodism by John Glass, a Scottish clergyman; but his son-in-law, Robert Sandeman, proved so much the Paul of the new faith by preaching it as far as America, that there, as in England, the body is known as Sandemanians, while in Scotland they still sometimes bear the original name Glassites. Their most famous member was Michael Faraday, who preached in the London meeting-house. Its doctrine had, like Plymouth Brethrenism, a strange attraction for old Indian officers, who, cut off from home influences, repelled by surrounding heathenism, and their brains perhaps a little addled by the sun, have often been led to read odd meanings into revelations and prophecies, studied late in life. There used to be a detachment of retired veterans encamped about Perth as headquarters of their Bethel, whose wives and children, in some cases, attended the Episcopal Chapel. A peculiarity of their belief was an absolute horror of being present at any alien worship, even family prayers, as I could show from some striking instances. This must have borne hard on soldier converts, who, in the army, are allowed a choice of only three forms of worship. “No fancy religions in the service,” growled the sergeant to a recruit who professed himself a Seventh Day Baptist: “fall in with the Roman Catholics!” Another note of the Sandemanians was an unwillingness to communicate their views, what even seemed a resentfulness of inquiry by outsiders. Disraeli excused a similar trait in the Jews by the dry remark, “The House of Lords does not seek converts.” I once in the innocent confidence of youth asked a Glassite leader to enlighten me as to their faith, and was snubbed with a short “The doors are open.” But I never heard of any stranger trusting himself within the doors of that meeting-house. Report gave out a love-feast as a main function, from which the sect got “kailites” as a nickname. The kiss of peace, it was understood, went round; and ribald jesters represented the presiding official as obliged to exhort, “Dinna pass over the auld wife!” This much one can truly say of the congregation, that they were kind and helpful to each other, a Glassite in distress being unknown in the Fair City, where they had adherents in all classes. As for their spiritual exclusiveness, against that reproach may be set the old story of the “burgher” lass who, having once attended an “anti-burgher” service with her lad, was rebuked by her own kirk-session for the sin of “promiscuous hearing.”

Nearly opposite Balhousie, which prompted this digression, across the Tay, sits the house of Springlands, reminding me how Perth has been the birthplace of a sect. The Sandemans of Springlands, in my youth, showed some clear religious tendencies, but none of them, I think, followed the teachings of their ancestor. The sect in question was founded in the early days of Methodism by John Glass, a Scottish clergyman; but his son-in-law, Robert Sandeman, became the main figure of the new faith by preaching it as far as America, so that there, as in England, the group is known as Sandemanians, while in Scotland they are sometimes still called Glassites. Their most notable member was Michael Faraday, who preached at the London meeting house. Their doctrine had, similar to Plymouth Brethrenism, a strange appeal for old Indian officers, who, cut off from home influences, repelled by surrounding heathenism, and perhaps a bit dazed by the sun, often read odd interpretations into revelations and prophecies studied late in life. There used to be a group of retired veterans camped around Perth as the headquarters of their Bethel, whose wives and children, in some cases, attended the Episcopal Chapel. A peculiarity of their belief was a strong aversion to being present at any outside worship, even family prayers, as I could illustrate with some striking examples. This must have been tough on soldier converts, who, in the army, are allowed to choose from only three forms of worship. “No fancy religions in the service,” grumbled the sergeant to a recruit who identified himself as a Seventh Day Baptist: “fall in with the Roman Catholics!” Another aspect of the Sandemanians was their unwillingness to share their views, almost seeming resentful of inquiries from outsiders. Disraeli justified a similar trait in the Jews with the dry remark, “The House of Lords does not seek converts.” Once, in youthful innocence, I asked a Glassite leader to explain their faith to me, and was met with a curt, “The doors are open.” But I never heard of any outsider daring to step inside that meeting house. It was said that a love-feast was a main event, giving the sect the nickname “kailites.” It was understood that the kiss of peace was shared, and some jokers portrayed the presiding official as needing to remind everyone, “Dinna pass over the auld wife!” One thing can be said about the congregation: they were kind and supportive of one another, a Glassite in distress being unheard of in the Fair City, where they had followers from all walks of life. As for their spiritual exclusivity, against that criticism stands the old tale of the “burgher” girl who, after attending an “anti-burgher” service with her boyfriend, was scolded by her own kirk-session for the sin of “promiscuous hearing.”

Above the Inch comes the less trim space called the “Whins,” where lucky caddies glean lost golf balls in its patches of scrub and in pools formed by the highest flowing of the tide from the Firth. With this ends the public pleasure-ground; but the walk may be prolonged along the elevated bank of the river, above the sward that makes the town bathing-place, and brown pools that Ruskin might have found perilous as well as picturesque, but as he speaks of himself as keeping company with his girl cousin, not to speak of the fear of his careful mother, we may suppose that he made no rash excursions into the water. One deep swirl within a miniature promontory is aptly known as the “Pen and Ink”; then higher up a shallow creek encloses the “Woody Island,” no island to bare-legged laddies who here play Robinson Crusoe.

Above the Inch is the less tidy area called the “Whins,” where lucky caddies find lost golf balls among the scrub and in pools created by the highest tides from the Firth. This marks the end of the public park, but the walk can continue along the raised bank of the river, above the grassy area that serves as the town’s swimming spot, and brown pools that Ruskin might have found both dangerous and beautiful. Given that he mentions spending time with his girl cousin, and considering his protective mother, we can assume he didn’t take any reckless dips into the water. One deep swirl near a small promontory is appropriately called the “Pen and Ink”; further up, a shallow creek surrounds the “Woody Island,” which isn’t really an island for the bare-legged boys who play Robinson Crusoe there.

The opposite bank shows a lordly park with timber that should bring a blush to the cheek of Dr. Johnson’s ghost, concealing the castellated Scone Palace, seat of its Hereditary Keeper, Lord Mansfield, who has another enviable home beside Hampstead Heath. Little remains of the old royal Castle and Abbey of Scone; the Stone of Destiny, that ancient palladium, fabled pillow of Jacob’s vision of the angels, on which the Scottish kings were crowned, has been in Westminster Abbey since Edward I.’s invasion. The modern mansion contains some relics of Queen Mary and her son, but its owners do not encourage visitors. An eminence near at hand is known by the curious name of the Boot Hill, tradition making it formed by the earth which nobles after a coronation emptied out of their boots, so stuffed that each proud baron might feel the satisfaction of standing on his own ground!

The opposite bank features a grand park with trees that would make Dr. Johnson’s ghost blush, hiding the castle-like Scone Palace, home of its Hereditary Keeper, Lord Mansfield, who has another impressive residence near Hampstead Heath. Little is left of the old royal Castle and Abbey of Scone; the Stone of Destiny, that ancient symbol, legendary pillow from Jacob’s vision of angels, where Scottish kings were crowned, has been at Westminster Abbey since Edward I’s invasion. The modern house holds some items from Queen Mary and her son, but its owners don’t welcome visitors. A nearby hill has the unusual name of Boot Hill, with tradition claiming it was formed by the earth nobles emptied from their boots after a coronation, so stuffed that each proud baron could enjoy the satisfaction of standing on his own land!

Half-a-dozen miles farther up the river, on this side, one is free to seek the top of Dunsinnan Hill for what is believed to have been the site of Macbeth’s Castle, and for a fine prospect of the Grampians with Birnam Wood in the foreground. Shakespeare, and the legend he followed,

Half a dozen miles further up the river, on this side, you can explore the top of Dunsinnan Hill, which is thought to be the location of Macbeth’s Castle, and enjoy a great view of the Grampians with Birnam Wood in the foreground. Shakespeare, and the legend he followed,



WET HARVEST TIME NEAR DALMALLY, ARGYLLSHIRE

WET HARVEST SEASON NEAR DALMALLY, ARGYLLSHIRE

make no account of the fact that a considerable river guarded Dunsinnan from hostile advance of its distant neighbour. Yet a parish minister of these parts has convinced himself that the author of Macbeth must have known the neighbourhood. One conjecture is that he visited Perth with a far-strolling troop of actors. “You will say next that Shakespeare was Scotch!” exclaimed a scornful southron to a Scot who seemed too patriotic; and the cautious answer was, “Weel, his abeelity would warrant the supposeetion.” As for Macbeth and his good lady, it is time that some serious attempt were made to whitewash their characters, as Renan has done for Jezebel, and Froude for Henry VIII. No doubt these two worthies represented the good old Scottish party, strong on Disruption principles and sternly set against the Anglican influences introduced through Malcolm Canmore, in favour of whose family the southern poet shows a natural bias. Did we know the whole truth, that gracious Duncan may have had a scheme to serve the Macbeths as the Macdonalds of Glencoe were served by their guests. The one thing clear in early Scottish history is that the dagger played a greater part than the ballot box, and that scandals in high life might sometimes be obscured by an eloquent advocate on one side or other. Sir Walter does give some hints for a brief in Macbeth’s case, though in his Tales of a Grandfather he sets the orthodox legend strutting with its “cocked hat and stick.” Macbeth, as he says, probably met Duncan in fair fight near Elgin; and the scene of his own discomfiture appears to have been the Mar country rather than the Tay valley.

make no account of the fact that a significant river protected Dunsinnan from the hostile advances of its distant neighbor. Yet a local parish minister has convinced himself that the author of Macbeth must have known the area. One possibility is that he visited Perth with a traveling group of actors. “Next, you’ll say Shakespeare was Scottish!” exclaimed a scornful southerner to a Scot who seemed overly patriotic; and the cautious response was, “Well, his ability would justify that assumption.” As for Macbeth and his wife, it’s time someone made a serious effort to clear their names, just like Renan did for Jezebel and Froude for Henry VIII. No doubt these two notable figures represented the strong old Scottish party, firm in Disruption principles and firmly opposed to the Anglican influences introduced through Malcolm Canmore, for whose family the southern poet shows a natural bias. If we knew the whole truth, it’s possible that the gracious Duncan had a plan to deal with the Macbeths just as the Macdonalds of Glencoe were treated by their guests. One thing is clear in early Scottish history: the dagger played a more significant role than the ballot box, and scandals in high society might sometimes be obscured by a skilled advocate on one side or another. Sir Walter does offer some clues for a defense in Macbeth’s case, though in his Tales of a Grandfather he presents the traditional story in a way that’s too neat. Macbeth, as he suggests, likely met Duncan in fair combat near Elgin; and the site of his own defeat seems to have been in the Mar country rather than the Tay valley.

But we are still strolling on the right bank of the Tay, to be followed for a mile or two up to the mouth of the Almond, a pretty walk, which few strangers find out for themselves. There is in Scotland a want of the field paths which Hawthorne so much admired in England, “wandering from stile to stile, along hedges and across broad fields, and through wooded parks leading you to little hamlets of thatched cottages, ancient, solitary farmhouses, picturesque old mills, streamlets, pools, and all those quiet, secret, unexpected, yet strangely-familiar features of English scenery that Tennyson shows us in his idylls and eclogues.” Every inch of tillable land is in the north more economically dealt with; the farmer, struggling against a harsher climate, cannot afford to leave shady hedges and winding paths; his fields are fenced by uncompromising stone walls against a looser law of trespass. Embowered lanes, too, “for whispering lovers made,” are rarer in this land of practical farming. Here it is rather on wild “banks and braes” of streams, unless where their waters can be coined into silver as salmon-fishings, that lovers and poets may ramble at will, shut out from the work-a-day world by thickets of hawthorn, brier, woodbine, and other “weeds of glorious feature”:—

But we’re still walking along the right bank of the Tay, which we’ll follow for a mile or two up to the mouth of the Almond. It’s a lovely walk that few visitors discover on their own. In Scotland, there’s a lack of the field paths that Hawthorne admired so much in England, “wandering from stile to stile, along hedges and across broad fields, and through wooded parks leading you to little villages with thatched cottages, ancient, isolated farmhouses, charming old mills, streamlets, pools, and all those quiet, secret, unexpected, yet oddly-familiar features of English scenery that Tennyson shows us in his idyllic poems.” Every bit of arable land in the north is used more efficiently; the farmer, facing a harsher climate, can’t afford to maintain shady hedges and winding paths. His fields are enclosed by unyielding stone walls to keep to a stricter law of trespass. Sheltered lanes, too, “made for whispering lovers,” are rarer in this land of practical farming. Here, it’s more about the wild “banks and braes” of streams, except where the waters can be turned into silver through salmon fishing, where lovers and poets can wander freely, shut off from the everyday world by thickets of hawthorn, brier, woodbine, and other “weeds of glorious feature.”

The Muse, no poet has ever found her Until he learned to wander by himself Down some trotting creek’s meander,
And don't think long.

If any ill-advised stranger find the streets of the Fair City dull, as would hardly be his lot on market-day, let him turn to Kinnoul Hill for a noble scene, and to the Tay banks for a characteristic one of broad fields and stately woods, backed by the ridge of the Grampians a dozen miles away. For another sample of Scottish aspects he might take the Edinburgh road across the South Inch, and over by Moncrieff Hill to the Bridge of Earn, where he comes into the lower flats of Strathearn, on which a tamed Highland stream winds sinuously to the Tay between its craggy rim and the rounded ridge of the Ochils. The village has a well-built air, due to the neighbourhood of Pitkaithly spa, that in Scott’s day was a local St. Ronan’s, whose patrons lodged at the Bridge of Earn, or even walked out from Perth, to take the waters, which before breakfast, on the top of this exercise, must have had a notable effect in certain cases. The original Spa in Belgium owed much of its credit to the fact of its springs being a mile or two out of the town. Our forefathers’ ignorance of microbes seems to have been tempered by active habits: it was more than a dozen miles Piscator and his friends had to trudge from Tottenham before reaching their morning draught at Hoddesdon. As for Pitkaithly, there is at present an attempt to resuscitate the use of its waters, still dispensed near Kilgraston, a house founded by a Jamaica planter, who had two such sons as General Sir Hope Grant and Sir Francis Grant, P.R.A.

If any misguided stranger finds the streets of the Fair City boring, which is unlikely on market day, let him look to Kinnoul Hill for a stunning view, and to the banks of the Tay for a picturesque scene of wide fields and grand woods, set against the ridge of the Grampians a dozen miles away. For another taste of Scottish landscapes, he could take the Edinburgh road across the South Inch, and then over Moncrieff Hill to the Bridge of Earn, where he reaches the lower plains of Strathearn, where a gentle Highland stream winds its way to the Tay between its rocky edges and the soft hills of the Ochils. The village has a neat appearance, thanks to the nearby Pitkaithly spa, which in Scott’s time was a local St. Ronan’s, where patrons would stay at the Bridge of Earn or even walk from Perth to take the waters. This routine, before breakfast and after some exercise, must have had a significant effect in certain cases. The original spa in Belgium gained much of its fame from its springs being a mile or two from the town. Our ancestors' lack of knowledge about microbes seems to have been offset by their active lifestyles: Piscator and his friends had to walk over a dozen miles from Tottenham before reaching their morning drink at Hoddesdon. As for Pitkaithly, there is currently an effort to revive the use of its waters, still provided near Kilgraston, a house founded by a Jamaican planter, who had two sons like General Sir Hope Grant and Sir Francis Grant, P.R.A.

This part of Strathearn is a flat lowland plain, on which, once in a way, I have seen a pack of foxhounds, whereas, in the ruggeder mass of the county, as English squires must be scandalised to learn—

This part of Strathearn is a flat lowland plain, where I’ve occasionally seen a pack of foxhounds, while in the rougher parts of the county, as English squires would be shocked to know—

Though we give the stag space and law,
Before we slip away or bow down, Whoever cared about where, how, and when, The cunning fox is caught or killed.

Where foxes are sometimes like wolves for size and destructiveness, a Highland fox-hunter ranks with a rat-catcher. But Fife, at hand over the Ochils, is a civilised region in which Reynard claims his due observance. Near its border, still in Perthshire, is the sadly-decayed town of Abernethy, whose Round Tower makes the only monument of the days when it was a Pictish capital. Another seat of Pictish princes, not far away, was at Forteviot, near the Kinnoul Earls’ Dupplin Castle, where Edward Balliol defeated the Regent Mar in a hot fight, before marching on to Perth to be crowned for a time, when Scotland, like Brentford, had two kings. If only for their natural amenities, these spots might well be visited; yet to tourists they are unknown unless as way-stations respectively on the rival North British and Caledonian railways from Edinburgh to Perth. But to me each of their now obscure names is dearly familiar, since the days when they were landmarks on my way back from school, from which in those days one came back more gladly; and Auchterarder, Forteviot, FORGANDENNY, made a crescendo of joyful sounds, each hailing a stage nearer home.

In areas where foxes can sometimes be as big and destructive as wolves, a Highland fox hunter is comparable to a rat catcher. However, Fife, located near the Ochils, is a civilized place where Reynard is given his due respect. Close to its border, still in Perthshire, is the sadly neglected town of Abernethy, which features the Round Tower, the only remnant from when it was a Pictish capital. Another site of Pictish rulers, not far away, was at Forteviot, near the Kinnoul Earls’ Dupplin Castle, where Edward Balliol defeated Regent Mar in a fierce battle before heading to Perth to be crowned for a time, when Scotland, like Brentford, had two kings. Even just for their natural beauty, these locations would deserve a visit; yet they remain unknown to tourists, who see them only as stops along the rival North British and Caledonian railways from Edinburgh to Perth. But to me, each of their now obscure names is fondly familiar, since back in the days when they were landmarks on my way home from school, a journey that felt much more enjoyable; and Auchterarder, Forteviot, FORGANDENNY created a crescendo of happy sounds, each celebrating a step closer to home.

CHAPTER VI

THE HIGHLAND LINE

FROM Perth to Inverness runs the Highland Railway, that pierces through the heart of the Grampians. Giving off a branch to Loch Tay and coach routes to other choice nooks of the noblest northern county, this line mounts among the wilds of Atholl, and near its highest level brings us into Inverness-shire; then it descends to the old Badenoch Forest, down the upper course of the Spey, past Kingussie to Aviemore, where its main track turns over the Findhorn, and by Culloden to the capital of the Highlands. There is not a finer railway ride in the kingdom, as the tourist knows well enough from his programmes, so the Highland line needs no advertisement here.

FROM Perth to Inverness runs the Highland Railway, which cuts through the heart of the Grampians. It branches off to Loch Tay and has bus routes to various beautiful spots in this remarkable northern county. The train travels through the rugged landscapes of Atholl, and near its highest point, it takes us into Inverness-shire; then it descends through the old Badenoch Forest, following the upper course of the Spey, passing Kingussie to Aviemore, where the main track crosses the Findhorn, and continues by Culloden to the capital of the Highlands. There isn't a better railway ride in the kingdom, as tourists already know from their itineraries, so the Highland line doesn’t need any advertising here.

But there is an older use of this name, for the irregular line along which the Highlands fall in a broken wave upon the richer country, a zone pointed out by Scott and other writers as the most charming part of Scotland. The austere spirit of mountain solitudes is not so easily caught as the varied charms of a debateable land, where “the rivers find their way out of the mountainous region by the wildest leaps, and through the most romantic passes,” and Nature’s rugged features straggle down among good roads and inns, the practical and the picturesque throwing each other into alternate relief. This is the special loveliness of southern and eastern Perthshire, across which the Grampians make an oblique border, once too often marked with fire and sword, while its straths and lake basins repeat in miniature the same mingling of Highland and Lowland scenery, and of homes thus contrasted by “Ian Maclaren”:—

But there’s an older meaning to this name, referring to the uneven line where the Highlands break and flow into the more fertile land, a zone highlighted by Scott and other authors as the most enchanting part of Scotland. The stark spirit of mountain solitude isn't as easily captured as the diverse allure of a disputed region, where “the rivers make their way out of the mountains with wild leaps and through the most picturesque passes,” and Nature’s rugged features spill down through good roads and inns, with the practical and the picturesque alternating in emphasis. This is the unique beauty of southern and eastern Perthshire, where the Grampians create a diagonal border, once marked too often by conflict, while its valleys and lake basins reflect in miniature the same blend of Highland and Lowland landscapes, and of homes contrasting as described by “Ian Maclaren”:—

“The lowland farm stands amid its neighbours along the highway, with square fields, trim fences, slated houses, cultivated after the most scientific method, and to the last inch, a very type of a shrewd, thrifty, utilitarian people. The Highland farm is half-a-dozen patches of as many shapes scattered along the hillside, wherever there are fewest stones and deepest soil and no bog, and those the crofter tills as best he can—sometimes getting a harvest, and sometimes seeing the first snow cover his oats in the sheaf, sometimes building a rude dyke to keep off the big, brown, hairy cattle that come down to have a taste of the sweet green corn, but often finding it best to let his barefooted children be a fence by day, and at certain seasons to sit up all night himself to guard his scanty harvest from the forays of the red deer. Somewhere among the patches he builds his low-roofed house, and thatches it over with straw, on which by and by, grass with heather and wild flowers begins to grow, till it is not easy to tell his home from the hill. His farm is but a group of tiny islands amid a sea of heather that is ever threatening to overwhelm them with purple spray. Anyone can understand that this man will be unpractical, dreamy, enthusiastic, the child of the past, the hero of hopeless causes, the seer of visions.”

The lowland farm sits among its neighbors along the highway, featuring square fields, neat fences, slate-roofed houses, all meticulously cultivated using the latest farming methods, exemplifying a clever, resourceful, practical community. In contrast, the Highland farm consists of several irregularly shaped patches spread out on the hillside, chosen for their minimal stones, rich soil, and lack of bog. The crofter tends to these plots as best as he can—sometimes reaping a harvest, other times watching the first snowfall cover his oats in their sheaves, occasionally building a rough stone wall to keep the large, brown, hairy cattle at bay who come down to munch on the sweet green corn. More often than not, he finds it easier to let his barefoot children serve as a barrier during the day and, at certain times of the year, to stay up all night himself to protect his meager harvest from the incursions of the red deer. Among the patches, he constructs his low-roofed home and thatches it with straw, which eventually becomes covered in grass, heather, and wildflowers, making it hard to distinguish his home from the surrounding hills. His farm is just a cluster of tiny islands in a sea of heather that constantly threatens to engulf them in a wave of purple. It’s easy to see that this man will be impractical, dreamy, and passionate, a child of the past, a champion of hopeless causes, a visionary.

We have already crossed the Highland line to the Trossachs. Now, in a few hours’ walk by less famous scenes, let me lead the reader right up into the Highlands

We have already crossed the Highland line to the Trossachs. Now, after a few hours of walking through less well-known areas, let me take you straight into the Highlands



THE GRAMPIANS FROM BOAT OF GARTEN, INVERNESS-SHIRE

THE GRAMPIANS FROM BOAT OF GARTEN, INVERNESS-SHIRE

from the North Inch of Perth. Our way shall be the green banks of the Almond, with only now and then a turning aside on the roads which are seldom the most pleasing features of a Scottish countryside. The name, properly Almaine, as Wordsworth has it, seems of the same origin as the Irish Bog of Allen, Moine Almhaine in Celtic. There is more than one Almond in Scotland, which has countless streams of which this is a type, a true Highland water, now gathering into creamy pools, now rushing over pebbly shallows, here pent in a leafy glen, there rippling by open fields and works of man, everywhere wilful, cheerful, and eager.

from the North Inch of Perth. We’ll follow the green banks of the Almond, with only occasional detours onto roads that aren’t usually the most charming parts of a Scottish countryside. The name, correctly Almaine, as Wordsworth puts it, seems to come from the same origin as the Irish Bog of Allen, Moine Almhaine in Celtic. There are several Almonds in Scotland, with countless streams like this one serving as a true Highland river, now forming creamy pools, now rushing over rocky shallows, sometimes tucked away in a leafy glen, sometimes flowing beside open fields and human-made structures, always headstrong, cheerful, and full of life.

At the Almond mouth, over which it straggles thinly in summer to join the swirls of the Tay, is believed to have stood the Roman station that may or may not have been the original Perth. The tributary’s right bank is edged by a wide sward, up which anglers and other idlers can stroll freely for miles, unless barred by the red flag of a rifle range that has sent not a few marksmen to Wimbledon and Bisley. On this side stands a fragment of Huntingtower, a castle of the Gowries, widely known by the song founded on an obscure ballad, with the same motive as the English “Nut-brown Maid,” in which a high-born lover—supposed to have been a Duke of Atholl—puts his sweetheart to the test by pretending to take leave, to be poor, to be already married; then, when nothing can shake her fidelity, rewards her with full avowal—

At the Almond mouth, where it stretches out thinly in summer to merge with the swirls of the Tay, is thought to be the site of the Roman station that might have been the original Perth. The right bank of the tributary is lined with a wide grassy area, where anglers and other leisurely people can walk for miles, unless blocked by the red flag of a shooting range that has sent quite a few marksmen to Wimbledon and Bisley. On this side stands a part of Huntingtower, a castle of the Gowries, famously known from a song based on an obscure ballad, with a similar theme to the English “Nut-brown Maid,” where a high-born lover—believed to be a Duke of Atholl—tests his sweetheart by pretending to say goodbye, to be poor, to be already married; then, when nothing can shake her loyalty, he rewards her with a full confession—

Blair in Atholl's mine, Jeanie! Little Dunkeld is mine, girl!
St. Johnston’s bower and Huntingtower— And everything that's mine is yours, girl!

Here the idle stream is harnessed to service in bleachworks, whose white ware spread on green slopes makes a feature of the scenery about Perth. Above the villages of Almondbank and Pitcairn Green, the stream, like Simon Glover’s apprentice, throws off its industrial disguise to put on a Highland garb of rocks and dells and bosky braes. A beautiful spot is the Glen of Lynedoch, famed by a touching tradition which the graves of Bessie Bell and Mary Gray attest as no mere legend. These “bonny lasses,” as their song styles them, were bosom friends who beside the Almond built themselves a bower as refuge from the Great Plague, raging in Perth as in London. According to the story, they were visited by a lover who brought them food, and with it the fatal infection. Prosaic critics point out that such bowers were used as isolation huts for suspected cases. At all events, the girls died in their hermitage, and were brought to be buried at Methven Church, but the Methven folk stoned back the bearers of contagion from the ford; then in death, as in life, the bodies found a home by the Almond. Their fate was so well though vaguely remembered, that both Burns and Scott came to make inquiries about the grave, which had already been enclosed by the owner of the property, and is now marked by a railing, beneath a clump of yews, and by the inscription “They lived—they loved—they died.”

Here, the idle stream is put to work in the bleachworks, where the white products spread across the green hills create a distinctive feature of the scenery around Perth. Above the villages of Almondbank and Pitcairn Green, the stream, like Simon Glover’s apprentice, sheds its industrial look to don a Highland outfit of rocks and dells and wooded slopes. The Glen of Lynedoch is a beautiful spot, made famous by a poignant story that the graves of Bessie Bell and Mary Gray confirm is not just a legend. These “bonny lasses,” as the song calls them, were best friends who built themselves a shelter beside the Almond to escape the Great Plague, which was raging in Perth just like in London. According to the tale, they were visited by a lover who brought them food and, along with it, the deadly infection. Practical critics note that such shelters were used as isolation huts for suspected cases. In any case, the girls died in their retreat and were taken to be buried at Methven Church, but the people of Methven drove away the bearers of contagion from the ford; so, in death as in life, the bodies found a resting place by the Almond. Their fate was so well, though vaguely, remembered that both Burns and Scott came to inquire about the grave, which had already been fenced off by the property owner, and is now marked by a railing, beneath a cluster of yews, with the inscription “They lived—they loved—they died.”

A more modern romance haunts this glen. Here stands in ruin the deserted mansion of a laird driven by grief into renown. This was Thomas Graham, who in the latter part of the eighteenth century devoted himself to such “improvements” as were then the fashion with

A more modern romance lingers in this valley. Here lies in ruins the abandoned mansion of a landowner consumed by grief and fame. This was Thomas Graham, who in the late eighteenth century dedicated himself to the "improvements" that were popular at the time with



KILLIN, PERTHSHIRE

Killing, Perthshire

cultured landowners, and planted exotic growths now running wild among the native greenery. The death of his beautiful wife, painted by Gainsborough, struck him so deeply to heart, that, when over forty years of age, he went to the wars, and rose to be the Lord Lynedoch who won the battle of Barossa. He had two other Peninsular veterans as neighbours, all three of them eyewitnesses of Sir John Moore’s burial at dead of night, Sir George Murray, Wellington’s Quartermaster-General, and Sir David Baird, of whom it is told that, when his mother heard how he was among Hyder Ali’s prisoners, chained two and two, her first remark was, “Lord pity the chiel that’s chained to oor Davie!” On either side are scenes of battles long ago: to the south, Methven, a disaster for Bruce, and its neighbour Ruthven, a victory for Montrose; to the north, Luncarty, where the founder of the Hay family is said to have turned the tide of battle against the Danes, by rushing in with his plough coulter like a legendary Nicol Jarvie.

cultured landowners planted exotic plants that now run wild among the native greenery. The death of his beautiful wife, painted by Gainsborough, affected him so deeply that, when he was over forty, he went to war and became Lord Lynedoch, who won the battle of Barossa. He had two other veterans from the Peninsular War as neighbors, all three of them witnesses to Sir John Moore’s burial at midnight: Sir George Murray, Wellington’s Quartermaster-General, and Sir David Baird, about whom it was said that when his mother heard he was among Hyder Ali’s prisoners, chained two by two, her first remark was, “Lord pity the lad that's chained to our Davie!” On either side are scenes of long-ago battles: to the south, Methven, a disaster for Bruce, and its neighbor Ruthven, a victory for Montrose; to the north, Luncarty, where the founder of the Hay family is said to have turned the tide of battle against the Danes by charging in with his plough coulter like a legendary Nicol Jarvie.

Glenalmond, little sought as it is by strangers, is better known to many of Mudie’s subscribers than they may be aware, being clearly the chief scene of “Ian Maclaren’s” popular tales, in which, while dwelling so much on the character of the inhabitants, the author seems strangely reticent as to natural charms, well hinted at indeed in the title Bonnie Brier Bush. Drumtochty—the real name of a farm—is Logie Almond with its Heriotsfield village; Kildrummie is Methven; and Muirton, of course, is Perth. Some of his personages, also, appear taken from real prototypes, touched up into very much of fancy pictures, if neighbours are to be believed.

Glenalmond, though not often visited by outsiders, is better known to many of Mudie’s subscribers than they realize, as it is clearly the main setting for “Ian Maclaren’s” popular stories. In these tales, while focusing heavily on the character of the locals, the author seems oddly quiet about the natural beauty, which is clearly suggested in the title Bonnie Brier Bush. Drumtochty—the actual name of a farm—is Logie Almond with its Heriotsfield village; Kildrummie is Methven; and Muirton, of course, is Perth. Some of his characters also seem to be based on real people, embellished into quite fanciful portrayals, if neighbors are to be trusted.

A little higher comes Trinity College, Glenalmond, founded as a buttress to the Scottish Episcopal Church, on the model of English public schools. Its first head was Dr. Charles Wordsworth, nephew of the poet, formerly second master at Winchester, and once tutor to Mr. Gladstone, with whom his conscientious disagreement in politics barred the ecclesiastical promotion which he deserved as well as his brother, Christopher of Lincoln. He never rose farther than the elective bishopric of the diocese which it pleases Scottish Episcopalians to style that “of St. Andrews, Dunkeld, and Dunblane”; and of late years their prelates have taken to sign themselves by such territorial designations, assumed by men whose legal status in the country is that of dissenting ministers. When Dr. Wordsworth became bishop, the whole income of himself and his score of clergy was some £2000 a year; but he had a private endowment in “Wordsworth’s Greek Grammar,” which enabled him without shame to give out from the pulpit, as I have heard, “It is my dooty to announce to you that a collection will be made in this chapel, next Sunday, for the purpose of increasing the income of the Bishop of the diocese.” He was a learned and amiable man, but without much knowledge of human nature, as shown by his earnest effort to preach an Eirenicon between his exotic prelacy and Scotch Presbyterianism. In his memoirs he states that his Glenalmond pupils were the most Christian and gentlemanly boys he ever knew, on which let me comment that I have reason for calling some of them arrant poachers, whom the discipline of early days did not restrain from going fishing in the “wee short hours ayont the twal’.” He cherishes the recollection that he

A little higher stands Trinity College, Glenalmond, established as a support for the Scottish Episcopal Church, modeled after English public schools. Its first head was Dr. Charles Wordsworth, nephew of the poet, who was formerly the second master at Winchester and once tutored Mr. Gladstone. His principled disagreement with Gladstone on political matters prevented him from receiving the ecclesiastical promotions he, as well as his brother Christopher of Lincoln, rightly deserved. He never advanced beyond the elective bishopric of the diocese that Scottish Episcopalians like to call “of St. Andrews, Dunkeld, and Dunblane”; recently, their bishops have taken to signing themselves with territorial titles, which were adopted by individuals whose legal status in the country is that of dissenting ministers. When Dr. Wordsworth became bishop, the total income for him and his twenty clergy members was around £2000 a year; however, he had a private endowment from “Wordsworth’s Greek Grammar,” which allowed him to shamelessly announce from the pulpit, as I’ve heard, “It is my duty to inform you that a collection will be taken in this chapel next Sunday to help increase the income of the Bishop of the diocese.” He was a learned and kind man, but he didn’t have much insight into human nature, as shown by his earnest attempts to preach a peace between his foreign episcopacy and Scottish Presbyterianism. In his memoirs, he mentions that his pupils at Glenalmond were the most Christian and gentlemanly boys he ever met; I must point out that I have reason to call some of them notorious poachers, whose early discipline didn’t stop them from fishing in the “wee short hours beyond twelve.” He cherishes the memory that he



A MOOR NEAR KILLIN, PERTHSHIRE

A Moor near Killin, Perthshire

had to expel only three of them, and that these were all “schismatics.” I take him to have been deficient in sense of humour, to judge by the gusto with which he read aloud his great-uncle’s most droning effusions. He would probably not have relished a story a friend of mine used to tell of North-Western Canada. Those wilds, in early days, were the charge of an Archbishop, who, visiting an unsophisticated part of his diocese, put up with a Scotch Presbyterian farmer as owner of the best house in the settlement. This hospitably entertained prelate, remarking how a newly born baby made part of the family, delicately inquired as to whether it had been yet baptized, and hinted that the parents might like to take advantage of such an occasion. But the good man seemed not duly pleased by the honour thus proffered. “I’ll just step ben, and see what the mistress thinks,” he said awkwardly; then presently returning: “We’re both much obliged to ye, sir—we take it kindly; we know ye mean well; but if ye’ll no mind, the mistress would rather wait till a regular meenister comes round.”

had to expel only three of them, and those were all “schismatics.” I assume he lacked a sense of humor, judging by the enthusiasm with which he read aloud his great-uncle’s most tedious writings. He probably wouldn’t have enjoyed a story a friend of mine used to tell about North-Western Canada. Back in the day, those wilds were overseen by an Archbishop who, when visiting a simple part of his diocese, stayed with a Scotch Presbyterian farmer who owned the best house in the area. This hospitable prelate, noticing a newly born baby as part of the family, politely asked if it had been baptized yet and suggested that the parents might like to take advantage of such an occasion. However, the good man didn’t seem too pleased by the honor being offered. “I’ll just step inside and see what the wife thinks,” he said awkwardly; then he returned shortly after: “We’re both very grateful to you, sir—we appreciate it; we know you mean well; but if you don’t mind, the wife would prefer to wait until a regular minister comes around.”

The attempt to root a Winchester on the Highland border did not for a time find much deepness of earth, but the school has since flourished under other masters. Its lordly building had the fate of being set on fire by an unworthy pupil, son of an ex-Minister, whose connections could not save him from being brought to justice. A more tragic scandal, now a generation old, was when the owner of the neighbouring mansion, the second legal dignitary of Scotland, having been convicted of parliamentary bribery on the previous step of his career, both cut his throat and threw himself into the Almond. This points the moral of an abuse that has flourished more rankly in Scotland than in England, whereby legal posts go as spoils of party victory, though indeed a better era seems inaugurated by a Conservative Government which recently honoured itself by giving the highest judicial office to a political opponent as the most worthy. But we should not get far, if we are to stop for all the stories of fire and blood that haunt the Highland line.

The effort to establish a Winchester on the Highland border didn’t initially find much solid ground, but the school has since thrived under different leadership. Its grand building was tragically burned down by an unworthy student, the son of a former Minister, whose connections couldn’t save him from facing justice. A more tragic scandal, now a generation old, involved the owner of the nearby mansion, the second highest legal official in Scotland, who, after being convicted of bribery during his previous role, took his own life and threw himself into the Almond. This highlights the moral of a problem that has thrived more in Scotland than in England, where legal positions are often considered political rewards. However, a better era seems to have begun under a Conservative Government that recently did itself proud by appointing a political opponent to the highest judicial office as the most deserving candidate. But we wouldn’t get far if we paused to recount all the tales of fire and blood that linger along the Highland border.

Glenalmond now leads us fairly into the Highlands, and by the river we hold up through the Sma’ Glen, or as Wordsworth calls it, the Narrow Glen, whose lion is the legendary grave of Ossian, man or myth, that had a more congenial birthplace in the “tremendous wilds” of Glencoe declared by Dickens “fearful in their grandeur and amazing solitude.”

Glenalmond now takes us straight into the Highlands, and along the river, we travel through the Sma’ Glen, also known as the Narrow Glen, where the highlight is the legendary grave of Ossian, whether he was a real person or just a myth. He is said to have originated in the “tremendous wilds” of Glencoe, which Dickens described as “fearful in their grandeur and amazing solitude.”

In this quiet place, where whispers on But there’s just one gentle little stream, only one, He sang about battles, and the air
Of tumultuous warfare and brutal death;
And I think that, when it was all over, Have finally been rightfully laid to rest. Where rocks were roughly piled up and torn As if by a restless spirit; Where views were harsh and sounds were loud,
And everything unresolved,
In some whining, dim retreat For fear and sadness meet; But this is calm; it can't be A deeper sense of calm.

Our half-day’s walk may be prolonged to a whole one by path up the Almond and across to Loch Tay; but if one seek pleasant quarters not so far off, at Newton

Our half-day walk can be extended to a full day by taking the path up the Almond and crossing over to Loch Tay; but if someone is looking for nice accommodations that are closer, at Newton



IN GLENFINLAS, PERTHSHIRE

In Glenfinlas, Perthshire

Bridge he may turn south by Foulford and Monzie to Crieff. This cheerful little border town ranks as favourite sommerfrische of Scots folk, apart from those places that are more sought by tourists. Well situated, looking south from the lowest slope of the hills, almost in the centre of the country, it is unusually dry as well as airy and genial, not pent in like Callander, nor too bracing for cold-blooded folk like Braemar. So Crieff has now two railways and everything handsome about it. Its spacious market-place proclaims it an old borough, with tolbooth, cross, and iron “jougs” for the terror of offenders; and here once the “kind gallows of Crieff” gave Lowlanders’ answer to that high-flown boast—

Bridge he can head south by Foulford and Monzie to Crieff. This cheerful little border town is a favorite getaway for Scots, aside from the spots that attract more tourists. Nicely located, facing south from the lowest slope of the hills and almost in the heart of the country, it is surprisingly dry as well as airy and pleasant, not cramped like Callander or too chilly for warm-blooded folks like Braemar. So Crieff now has two railways and everything nice about it. Its spacious market square shows it’s an old town, with a tolbooth, cross, and iron "jougs" to keep offenders in check; and once, the “kind gallows of Crieff” served as the Lowlanders’ response to that grandiose claim—

Yes, by my soul, while on that plain The Saxon harvests a bundle of grain;
While ten thousand herds wander, But one along that river's twists, The Gael, heir to the land and river,
He will definitely take back what belongs to him!

Why the kind gallows? not even Scott can say, but he suggests the idea of this seeming a kindred or natural doom to the Highlanders, who, it is said, used to doff their bonnets on passing a shrine fatal to so many of their blood. The gallows have now been well replaced by an endowed public school on the Scottish pattern; and perhaps the most important institution of modern Crieff is the Hydropathic, which, under the shelter of the Knock Woods, gathers Saxon and Celt together in sober amity. There are other such hostelries about the Highland line; but that of Crieff, one of the earliest, is still one of the most popular.

Why the kind gallows? Even Scott can't explain, but he hints that it seemed like a natural fate for the Highlanders, who are said to have removed their hats when passing a shrine that claimed so many of their kin. The gallows have now been replaced by a well-funded public school in the Scottish style; and perhaps the most significant institution in modern Crieff is the Hydropathic, which, nestled in the Knock Woods, brings together Saxons and Celts in friendly coexistence. There are other similar establishments along the Highland border, but the one in Crieff, being one of the first, remains one of the most popular.

“Hydropathics” in Scotland—nobody thinks of calling them Establishments—do not much depend on hydropathy, which, in summer at least, falls to the background of their sociable life. They are more concerned with the administration of water internally. Where whisky is devoutly worshipped, there arises a strong nonconformist party leagued against the devil’s sacrament, hence the vogue of these big temperance hotels, in which unhappy moral weaklings will be sometimes kept by their families, while others, conscious of feeble will, are glad to be out of the way of temptation. In the holiday season, the better class of townsfolk much affect the wholesome amusements of such pensions, most of them palatial and some expensive. And if strong drink be necessary for human happiness, it is whispered how that can be enjoyed, sub rosa, even within the walls of a hydropathic, with all the added zest of a “fearful joy.” As the rigour of Maine laws does not always hinder an American hotel guest from “seeing the striped pig” or “giving ten cents to the baby,” so here there has been observed such a demand for “shaving water” at various hours of the day, that one conscientious manager made a practice of putting a piece of soap into each jug so required. Several hydropathics, indeed, have so far relaxed their original rules as to connive at the appearance of bottles upon the well-spread table. Certain large ones tend to become too gay and worldly, patronised by young swells from Glasgow and Dundee, who take every opportunity of putting on company manners and evening dress. But those haunts of ephemeral gaiety find their business slack off with the holiday season; and their prosperity

“Hydropathics” in Scotland—nobody thinks of calling them establishments—don’t really rely on hydropathy, which, at least in the summer, takes a backseat to their social life. They focus more on using water internally. Where whisky is highly regarded, there’s a strong nonconformist group opposing the devil’s drink, leading to the popularity of these large temperance hotels, where unhappy moral weaklings are sometimes sent by their families, while others, aware of their weak will, are happy to stay away from temptation. During the holiday season, the more affluent townspeople often enjoy the healthy activities offered by these pensions, most of which are grand and some quite pricey. And if strong drinks are needed for happiness, it is rumored that they can be enjoyed, sub rosa, even inside a hydropathic, with the added thrill of “fearful joy.” Just as strict Maine laws don’t always stop an American hotel guest from “seeing the striped pig” or “giving ten cents to the baby,” there has been such a demand for “shaving water” at various times of the day that one diligent manager started putting a bar of soap into each jug. Several hydropathics have, in fact, relaxed their original rules enough to allow the presence of bottles on the well-set tables. Some larger ones tend to become too lively and worldly, favored by young folks from Glasgow and Dundee, who take every chance to show off their social skills and evening attire. However, these spots of temporary fun see business slow down with the holiday season; and their prosperity



LOOKING UP GLEN LOCHAY NEAR KILLIN, PERTHSHIRE

LOOKING UP GLEN LOCHAY NEAR KILLIN, PERTHSHIRE

has not always answered to that of others which stick to quiet ways and moderate charges.

has not always aligned with those who stick to quiet methods and reasonable prices.

The Crieff Hydropathic has all along taken a stand among the latter class, has even had a name for special austerity, due perhaps to the fact that it is frequented by Presbyterian ministers, as one at Harrogate is by Roman Catholic priests. But the Scottish clergy, however formidable in the pulpit, are by no means reluctant to unbend out of it, within the limits of becoming mirth, as we should know from Dean Ramsay; and I don’t think I ever made one of such a jovial and friendly congregation as was gathered in this house in the days when not only strong drink but cards and dancing were under an interdict. One scandal shocked the proprieties of the place. The doctor, its guiding genius and strict censor, had gone to be married. The cat being thus engaged, the mice took advantage of the occasion. Returning unexpectedly from his honeymoon, our moral and medical director found the kids of his abandoned flock capering in the drawing-room. I shall never forget the face with which he stood at the doorway like the statue in Don Juan, then turned away speechless from sorrow or from anger. His helpless indignation reminded me of a carter, noted for bad language, on whom certain graceless loons are said to have played a trick by stealthily letting down the tilt of his cart as it tugged up a load of sand; then they took a short cut to the hill top and disposed themselves for listening to his remarks at a safe distance; but all he could gasp out on discovering his loss, was, “Rin awa’ hame, laddies: I’m no equal to the occasion!” Perhaps that new character as a bridegroom softened the doctor’s severe rule. It is said that even Crieff has to some extent conformed to the world, yet I doubt if its frequenters have a happier time of it than in those Saturnian days.

The Crieff Hydropathic has always been part of the latter group and has even had a reputation for strictness, possibly because it’s visited by Presbyterian ministers, just like a place in Harrogate is visited by Roman Catholic priests. However, while the Scottish clergy may be intimidating when preaching, they’re not exactly shy about having fun outside the pulpit, within reason, as we know from Dean Ramsay; and I don’t think I’ve ever been part of such a lively and welcoming crowd as the one that gathered in this place during the time when strong drinks, cards, and dancing were all banned. One scandal rocked the decorum of the place. The doctor, who was its guiding force and strict overseer, had gone off to get married. With the authority away, the guests took the opportunity to let loose. When he unexpectedly returned from his honeymoon, our moral and medical leader found the kids from his neglected flock dancing in the drawing-room. I’ll never forget the look on his face as he stood at the doorway like a statue in Don Juan, then turned away speechless from either sorrow or anger. His helpless outrage reminded me of a cart driver known for his foul language, who was pranked by some mischievous kids who stealthily lowered the tilt of his cart while he was hauling a load of sand; then they took a shortcut to the top of the hill and settled in to listen to his complaints from a safe distance. But all he could manage to say upon realizing what had happened was, “Run away home, boys: I’m not up to the task!” Perhaps that new role as a groom softened the doctor’s strict approach. It’s said that even Crieff has to some degree adapted to the modern world, yet I doubt that its visitors have a happier time now than they did in those golden days.

One meets queer characters at such a place, “gorgons and hydros and chimæras dire,” as a humorist of the neighbourhood used to call them. A few real invalids and some imaginary ones crop up among the crowd of ruddy and buxom pleasure-seekers. There was one gentleman, I remember, who gorged himself at every meal and spent most of the day in snoring about the public rooms; but at idle intervals buttonholed all and sundry to expatiate on his woeful lot of having lost both sleep and appetite. A rarer hydropathic case, and a purple patch on the general tone of honest bourgeoisie, was a still young ne’er-do-weel bearing more than one of Scotland’s honoured names, who had been in, and out of, two crack regiments, had run through two fortunes, so he boasted, and looked on himself as heir to two or three more. Crippled by a drunken fall, his friends kept him practically imprisoned in this uncongenial retreat. His sole luxury was a daily carriage airing; and he liked to drive round the grounds of a certain castle near Crieff, within which the owner, his uncle, would not let him set foot. It was painful to hear him talk of what he would do when he came in for the property. He died before the uncle and the other kinsfolk from whom he had hoped to inherit, a victim of that plague through which this country has hardly a house where there is not one dead, soul or body.

You encounter some unusual characters at a place like this, “gorgons and hydros and terrible chimæras,” as a local humorist liked to call them. Among the crowd of cheerful and healthy pleasure-seekers, there are a few real invalids and some who are just pretending. I remember one guy who stuffed himself at every meal and spent most of the day dozing in the public areas; but during lulls, he would corner everyone to complain about his miserable situation of having lost both sleep and appetite. A rarer case of hydropathy, and an unusual character among the generally straightforward bourgeoisie, was a still-young aimless man carrying a couple of Scotland’s respected family names. He claimed to have been in and out of two elite regiments and boasted about having squandered two fortunes, considering himself heir to a couple more. After a drunken fall left him crippled, his friends more or less kept him locked away in this unwelcoming place. His only luxury was a daily carriage ride, and he loved to drive around the grounds of a castle near Crieff, where his uncle, the owner, wouldn’t allow him to enter. It was painful to hear him talk about what he would do when he eventually got the property. He died before his uncle and other relatives he hoped to inherit from, a victim of that plague that has left hardly a household in the country untouched, either in spirit or in body.

One of the great attractions of Crieff is its being

One of the great attractions of Crieff is its being



BENEATH THE SLOPES OF BEN LEDI, NEAR CALLANDER, PERTHSHIRE

Beneath the slopes of Ben Ledi, near Callander, Perthshire.

environed by noble and famous mansions, some of their parks thrown liberally open to visitors. Close at hand on the Lowland side is Drummond Castle with its grand woods and gardens, seat of the old family of Perth, that has had strange vicissitudes: its representative now unites several titles in that of the Lincolnshire Earl of Ancaster, while the direct line of the Perth Earls was ruined by its Jacobite loyalty. On the hills behind are the grounds of Ochtertyre, which inspired Burns’s muse; and the often-visited Falls of Turret are, among several cascades, within a short walk. Behind the Knock lie Ferntower, once home of Sir David Baird, and Monzie Castle, which strangers must remember to pronounce with its z silent. Southrons will have some difficulty also in getting their tongues round the name of Cultoquhey, famed by the Laird of Cultoquhey’s prayer: “From the greed of the Campbells, from the pride of the Grahams, from the ire of the Drummonds, and the wind of the Murrays, Good Lord deliver us!” This laird’s name was Maxtone, which hints at his having emigrated from the Borders among such uncongenial neighbours; but in the whirligig of time his descendant has taken on “the pride of the Grahams,” being now Maxtone-Graham, with Murrays and Drummonds still around him. The old laird’s familiarity with the Litany may be explained by the fact of Muthill, a village near at hand, having kept for itself an Episcopal chapel through all adversities, as well as a parish church with rare relics of Catholic antiquity. The church and castle of Innerpeffray are other points of interest in a neighbourhood whose old families seem to have held their own against English and American invasion; but the Grahams themselves, Highland clan as they pass for and duly equipped with a tartan, seem to have come from the south, where Scott puts Roland Græme’s kin in the Border “Debateable Land.”

surrounded by noble and famous mansions, some of their parks open generously to visitors. Nearby on the Lowland side is Drummond Castle with its impressive woods and gardens, home of the ancient family of Perth, which has experienced strange ups and downs: its current representative now holds several titles as the Earl of Ancaster in Lincolnshire, while the direct line of the Perth Earls was destroyed due to its loyalty to the Jacobites. On the hills behind are the grounds of Ochtertyre, which inspired Burns’s poetry; and the frequently visited Falls of Turret are among several cascades within a short walk. Behind the Knock lie Ferntower, once the home of Sir David Baird, and Monzie Castle, which visitors must remember to pronounce with the z silent. People from the south will also struggle to pronounce the name of Cultoquhey, made famous by the Laird of Cultoquhey’s prayer: “From the greed of the Campbells, from the pride of the Grahams, from the ire of the Drummonds, and the wind of the Murrays, Good Lord deliver us!” This laird’s name was Maxtone, suggesting he emigrated from the Borders among such unwelcoming neighbors; but in the passage of time, his descendant has adopted “the pride of the Grahams,” now being Maxtone-Graham, with Murrays and Drummonds still around him. The old laird’s familiarity with the Litany may be explained by the fact that Muthill, a nearby village, has maintained an Episcopal chapel through all difficulties, as well as a parish church with rare relics of Catholic history. The church and castle of Innerpeffray are other points of interest in a neighborhood whose old families seem to have held their ground against English and American invasion; yet the Grahams themselves, though considered a Highland clan and properly dressed in a tartan, seem to have originated from the south, where Scott places Roland Græme’s relatives in the Border “Debateable Land.”

Of all the lairdly homes about Crieff, the best known in the world should be Gask, through the several authors whom the Oliphant family has produced. One daughter of this house was Lady Nairne, christened Carolina after the unfortunate prince for whom it had suffered poverty and exile. There was a Charles also, and George III. is said to have been tickled to hear how, every day after dinner, the old laird would turn to his son with “Charles, the king’s health!” More than any other writer, by her Jacobite ballads and her remaniements of popular songs, “the White Rose of Gask” has inspired a tender sentiment of the lost cause to thrill so many hearts and piano strings, long after Scottish royalists had transferred their worship to such clay idols as George IV. In my youth, indeed, there were still Perthshire men who spoke more or less heartily of the Hanoverian “usurpers.” I myself was brought up in a touch of the same sentiment, though that my father’s Jacobitism went not very deep appeared from the gusto with which he used to tell the tale of his translating to a lady the inscription on the monument at St. Peter’s dedicated by King George to the “last of the Stuarts,” whereupon a Yankee standing by put in the remark, “I guess George was right smart to say it was the last of them!” Lady Nairne’s hereditary feeling for the Stuarts might not perhaps have endured the test of experience; she was a devout Protestant, and in her old age showed sympathy with the Free Church movement, which is the antipodes of Jacobitism. So modest was she,

Of all the lairdly homes around Crieff, the most famous in the world should be Gask, thanks to the several authors the Oliphant family has produced. One daughter from this family was Lady Nairne, named Carolina after the unfortunate prince for whom they suffered poverty and exile. There was also a Charles, and it's said that George III found it amusing to hear how, every day after dinner, the old laird would turn to his son with “Charles, the king’s health!” More than any other writer, through her Jacobite ballads and her remaniements of popular songs, “the White Rose of Gask” has stirred a tender sentiment for the lost cause in so many hearts and piano strings, long after Scottish royalists had shifted their admiration to such clay idols as George IV. In my youth, there were still Perthshire men who spoke with some sincerity about the Hanoverian “usurpers.” I myself was raised with a hint of the same sentiment, though my father’s Jacobitism wasn’t very deep, as shown by the enthusiasm with which he recounted the story of how he translated for a lady the inscription on the monument at St. Peter’s dedicated by King George to the “last of the Stuarts,” to which a Yankee nearby commented, “I guess George was right smart to say it was the last of them!” Lady Nairne’s inherited loyalty to the Stuarts might not have withstood the test of experience; she was a devout Protestant and, in her old age, showed support for the Free Church movement, which is the complete opposite of Jacobitism. So modest was she,



A WILD SPOT, KILLIN, PERTHSHIRE

A wild spot, Killin, Perthshire

that for the greater part of her life, her neighbours, and her own husband, were not aware of her hand in the songs which had crept into wide popularity. It was taken for granted that Burns must be the author of her noblest strain, the “Land o’ the Leal,” better known than understood, as we remember from Mr. Gladstone’s blunder in confusing heaven and Scotland. “The Laird o’ Cockpen,” “Caller Herrin’,” “Will ye no come back again?” are other favourites among her songs, grave and gay; but her most recurrent theme was that glorified memory that, like Queen Mary’s, can wing a sentiment to pierce the joints of Scotland’s logical armour,—

that for most of her life, her neighbors and even her husband didn’t realize she was behind the songs that had gained widespread popularity. People just assumed that Burns must be the author of her finest piece, the “Land o’ the Leal,” which is better known than understood, as we recall from Mr. Gladstone’s mistake in mixing up heaven and Scotland. “The Laird o’ Cockpen,” “Caller Herrin’,” “Will ye no come back again?” are other favorites among her songs, both serious and lighthearted; but her most recurring theme was that celebrated memory that, like Queen Mary’s, can send a feeling that breaks through Scotland’s logical defenses,—

Charlie is my love,
The young Knight!

Most charming are the walks by the Highland streams that at Crieff fall into the Earn; and tempting the longer excursions on which brakes carry off sociable parties from the Hydropathic. The railway takes us on up Strathearn to Comrie, a still more beautiful resort lying on a rich plain between the wooded heights of Glen Lednock and “lone Glenartney’s hazel shade,” by which one might tramp across to Callander, from the basin of the Tay into that of the Forth. A prosaic critic observes that there is no hazel shade in this glen; but the poet always declined to “swear to the truth of a song.” There is no spot in Scotland that so well unites lush Lowland charms with rugged features as Comrie; and it prides itself on being the only spot in Britain troubled by earthquakes, several slight shocks sometimes being felt in a year, which may bring a stone wall tumbling down, while scaring wild fowl, making the trout leap in the burns, fluttering the poultry yard and rattling the plates in the goodwife’s kitchen.

The walks by the Highland streams that flow into the Earn at Crieff are particularly charming, and the longer trips where carriages take friendly groups from the Hydropathic are quite inviting. The train carries us further up Strathearn to Comrie, an even more stunning destination nestled in a lush plain between the wooded hills of Glen Lednock and the "solitary shade of Glenartney's hazel," where one could hike over to Callander, moving from the Tay basin into that of the Forth. A practical critic points out that there is no hazel shade in this glen, but poets often refrain from "guaranteeing the truth of a song." No place in Scotland combines the lush Lowland beauty with rugged features quite like Comrie, and it takes pride in being the only area in Britain that experiences earthquakes, with several minor tremors felt each year. These can cause a stone wall to collapse, scare wild birds, make trout jump in the streams, disturb the poultry in the yard, and rattle the dishes in the goodwife's kitchen.

A few miles higher up, the Earn debouches from its Loch at St. Fillans, near which “the stag at eve had drunk his fill” before being roused by Fitz-James’s hounds. I once made his day’s course mainly on foot, but by a more arduous line over the top of Ben Voirlich, and moreover without any breakfast till I came upon a shepherd’s shanty in the afternoon; then instead of being welcomed at eve by any Lady of the Lake, I found every bed full at the Trossachs Hotel, as may often be the lot of weary wight in this much-toured district. Loch Earn, hitherto a quiet backwater in the stream of travel, has lately been thrown open by a railway, at its head bringing one to the Oban line from Callander, whose lights are now the fiery cross that “glance like lightning up Strath-Ire.”

A few miles further up, the Earn flows out of its lake at St. Fillans, where “the stag at eve had drunk his fill” before being stirred by Fitz-James’s hounds. I once made that journey mostly on foot, but I took a tougher route over the top of Ben Voirlich, and I didn’t have any breakfast until I stumbled upon a shepherd’s hut in the afternoon. Instead of being greeted in the evening by some Lady of the Lake, I found every bed full at the Trossachs Hotel, which is often the case for tired travelers in this heavily visited area. Loch Earn, which used to be a quiet spot off the beaten path, has recently been opened up by a railway, connecting it to the Oban line from Callander, whose lights now shine like a fiery cross that “glance like lightning up Strath-Ire.”

In the other direction, a road from Crieff goes by the Sma’ Glen to Dunkeld, the gate of the mountains for the Highland Railway. This resort, as tourists know, is a kind of Perthshire Buda-Pesth, the old town of Dunkeld being on the left bank of the Tay, while the station is at Birnam on the other side. Village seems a fitter title for Dunkeld than town, yet it might claim to be a city in right of its Cathedral, whose choir is still the parish church. This is an ancient sanctuary to which in part was transplanted the influence of ruined Iona. Gavin Douglas, the translator of Virgil, was bishop here, but came to die of the plague in London. With Dunkeld also is connected the memory of Neil Gow, first of three generations of fiddlers who for Scotland’s artless tunes did what Burns, Lady Nairne, and other writers did for its songs.

In the other direction, a road from Crieff leads through the Sma’ Glen to Dunkeld, the gateway to the mountains for the Highland Railway. This destination, as tourists know, is a sort of Perthshire Buda-Pesth, with the old town of Dunkeld located on the left bank of the Tay, while the station sits at Birnam on the opposite side. "Village" seems like a more fitting name for Dunkeld than "town," yet it could argue for city status due to its Cathedral, whose choir still serves as the parish church. This is an ancient sanctuary that partly inherited the influence of the ruined Iona. Gavin Douglas, the translator of Virgil, was the bishop here but died of the plague in London. Dunkeld is also linked to the memory of Neil Gow, the first in a line of three generations of fiddlers who did for Scotland’s simple tunes what Burns, Lady Nairne, and other writers did for its songs.



THE FALLS OF TUMMEL, PERTHSHIRE

Tummel Falls, Perthshire

The Cathedral, as well as the Falls of Braan, the Rumbling Bridge and other lions are in the grounds of the Duke of Atholl, the Duke of this part of the world. The Duke of fifty years ago was a “character” who might be styled the last of the great Highland chiefs. This generation may have forgotten the sensation caused by his trying to shut the way through Glen Tilt, and his personal encounter with two Cambridge undergraduates, who got the best of the scrimmage. Among Leech’s most effective sketches in Punch were that “Ducal Dog in the Manger” and the cartoon in which His Grace appeared playing the part of Roderick Dhu to the young Sassenachs. It was said that the Duke took his revenge on the artist by inviting him to shoot, the highest honour that can be hoped for in that part of the world; and in the end the pass was opened by a chieftain “so late dishonoured and defied.”

The Cathedral, along with the Falls of Braan, the Rumbling Bridge, and other landmarks, is on the grounds of the Duke of Atholl, the Duke of this region. Fifty years ago, the Duke was a "character" who could be called the last of the great Highland chiefs. This generation may have forgotten the stir he caused when he tried to block the route through Glen Tilt, and his personal run-in with two Cambridge students, who ended up getting the better of the scuffle. Among Leech’s most impactful drawings in Punch were the “Ducal Dog in the Manger” and the cartoon where His Grace was depicted as Roderick Dhu to the young Sassenachs. It was said that the Duke took his revenge on the artist by inviting him to go shooting, the highest honor you could expect in that area; and in the end, the pass was opened by a chieftain "so late dishonored and defied."

Since his day the champion obstructionist of this district was the veteran Sir Robert Menzies, who lately died much respected in the Rannoch country, in spite of an extraordinary itch for litigation, with his own family as well as with strangers. His most famous “ganging law plea” perhaps was with a railway company that, by the hands of half-a-dozen porters, had dragged the chieftain out of a carriage in which his ticket did not entitle him to ride. The fate of a reverend English tourist who landed from Loch Rannoch on his grounds was told with a shudder; and I must be thankful for my own escape when caught in the act of more than barefaced trespass in bounds where stranger was not always “a holy name.” With a friend of mine, in our hot youth, I had gone in to swim, when on the lake bank we heard a stern voice and looked back to see Sir Robert’s tartans waving over our clothes. Thus “at advantage ta’en,”

Since his time, the main blocker in this area was the veteran Sir Robert Menzies, who recently passed away, respected by many in the Rannoch area, despite having a strong tendency for legal disputes, both with his own family and outsiders. His most famous court case was likely against a railway company, where a group of porters pulled him out of a carriage he wasn't actually allowed to ride. The story of an English tourist who stepped onto his property from Loch Rannoch ended badly, and I’m grateful I avoided a similar fate when I was caught trespassing in an area where being a stranger wasn’t usually welcome. Back in our wild youth, a friend and I went for a swim, and while we were on the lake shore, we heard a stern voice and looked back to see Sir Robert’s tartan over our clothes. Thus “at advantage ta'en,”

I can’t say that now our blood
Kept to its usual habits and controlled flow

But the “dangerous chief,” seeing nothing in our Arcadian innocence to chafe his mood or cloud his brow, turned off with a courteous salutation—“Doubt not aught from mine array!”—and the sun’s next glance shone “on bracken green and cold grey stone.”

But the “dangerous chief,” seeing nothing in our innocent paradise to disturb his mood or furrow his brow, walked away with a polite salute—“Don’t worry about anything from my presence!”—and the next glance of the sun shone “on green ferns and cold grey stones.”

Across the Tay from Dunkeld, in the old duke’s time, reigned an eccentric laird, to whose taste for building are due the baronial Birnam Hotel and other costly structures in the neighbourhood. Mrs. Oliphant hangs the scenes of a novel about his own empty and unfinished mansion; and the chief building among the woods of Murthly is now an Asylum. As for Birnam Wood, that has long marched off the face of the earth, to bear out the truth of Shakespeare’s legend; but one or two ancient trees are pointed out as stragglers. Birnam was a favourite haunt of Millais, a keen sportsman as well as lover of the scenery which forms oases in the later stage of his art, when he seemed too much concerned to boil that large pot in Palace Gate.

Across the Tay from Dunkeld, during the old duke's time, there was an eccentric laird whose passion for building led to the creation of the baronial Birnam Hotel and other expensive structures in the area. Mrs. Oliphant sets the scenes of a novel around his empty and unfinished mansion; now, the main building among the woods of Murthly is an asylum. As for Birnam Wood, it has long vanished from the landscape, proving the truth of Shakespeare’s tale; however, a couple of ancient trees are still pointed out as survivors. Birnam was a favorite spot for Millais, who was not only a keen sportsman but also appreciated the scenery that became key features in the later stages of his art, when he seemed too focused on the pressures of Palace Gate.

From Dunkeld it is easy to reach the heart of the Highlands. A dozen miles of the high road takes us up to hill-girdled Pitlochrie, and through that pass where Dundee was shot, as pious souls whispered, with a silver bullet, while his claymores sheared down the Lowland soldiers, whose prudent leader, himself from the farthest north, gained in defeat the lesson to invent a more adaptable

From Dunkeld, it's easy to get to the heart of the Highlands. A twelve-mile stretch of the main road leads us to hill-surrounded Pitlochrie, and through that pass where, as devout people murmured, Dundee was shot with a silver bullet, while his claymores cut down the Lowland soldiers. Their cautious leader, who was from the farthest north, learned from his defeat the importance of inventing a more adaptable



DUNKELD AND BIRNAM FROM CRAIGIEBARNS, PERTHSHIRE

Dunkeld and Birnam from Craigiebarns, Perthshire

bayonet. So terrifying seemed long this Pass of Killiecrankie that a body of Hessian soldiers, brought over in the ’45, are said to have flatly refused to march through it. But as usual, the victorious onrush at Killiecrankie did not carry the tartans far. They were checked at Dunkeld, dourly defended against them by troops of sternest temper, that Cameronian regiment raised among the most stubborn Whigs, who here had their baptism of fire and their chance of wreaking vengeance for bitter memories of Claverhouse. Their colonel, Cleland, fell in this fight with the barelegged foes he had satirised in verse bristling with scornful hatred of the “Highland host” brought down as a scourge for the west-country Covenanters. “They need not strip them when they whip them!” the Presbyterian poet exclaims like any ribald Cockney, and goes on to hint how the upper garments of such gallows-birds would not be worth the hangman’s fees. So little love was lost between kindly Scots of those days, on opposite sides of the Highland line!

bayonet. The Pass of Killiecrankie seemed so terrifying that a group of Hessian soldiers, brought over in ’45, reportedly flatly refused to march through it. But as usual, the victorious advance at Killiecrankie didn’t push the tartans very far. They were stopped at Dunkeld, which was stubbornly defended by troops of the toughest character, the Cameronian regiment raised among the most determined Whigs, who faced their first battle here and had a chance to get revenge for the painful memories of Claverhouse. Their colonel, Cleland, fell in this fight against the barelegged enemies he had mocked in verses filled with scorn for the "Highland host" sent down as a punishment for the west-country Covenanters. “They need not strip them when they whip them!” the Presbyterian poet exclaims like any crude Cockney, and goes on to suggest that the upper garments of such gallows-birds wouldn't even be worth the hangman's fees. There was hardly any love lost between the kind-hearted Scots of those days, on opposite sides of the Highland line!

Cleland is buried in Dunkeld Cathedral, where Sir John Steell’s modern monument to officers of the 42nd reminds us how this Perthshire regiment was first embodied in the Dunkeld district about half a century after the Revolution, having its origin as the Black Watch, so called from their dark tartans as distinguished from the sidier roy, red soldier. They were originally raised to keep the peace on the Highland line, much as Parfidio Diaz has in our day put down the brigands of Mexico by enlisting the survivors as Rural Guards; but it would be too much to say that such a loyal and brave corps was made out of the leavings of that kind gallows of Crieff. Some of the private soldiers held themselves so proudly, that when a party was brought to show their exercise before George II. and the king ordered them to be tipped with a guinea apiece, each man, it is told, re-bestowed this donation upon the palace porter. Their tartan is a neutral one, forming the groundwork of several others, for time was when no Macpherson would don the hated trappings of the MacTavish. War Office arrangements have played havoc with this sentiment by sometimes redistributing the territorial corps in red-tape bundles; some years ago a Ross-shire militia battalion tacked on to the Cameron Highlanders—not to be confused with the west-country Cameronian regiment—was said not to have a single Cameron in the ranks, a change from days when Sandy MacDonalds or John Campbells had to be numbered in the kindred ranks like a long line of kings. The good discipline as well as the prowess of Highland soldiers was remarkable in early days, men of the same name and birthplace keeping up each other’s esprit de corps, and no praise or punishment being more effectual than the thought of what might be posted as to a man’s conduct on the door of his parish church.

Cleland is buried in Dunkeld Cathedral, where Sir John Steell’s modern monument to the officers of the 42nd reminds us how this Perthshire regiment was first formed in the Dunkeld area about fifty years after the Revolution, originating as the Black Watch, named for their dark tartans, which set them apart from the sidier roy, the red-coated soldiers. They were initially raised to maintain peace along the Highland line, much like Parfidio Diaz has done in our times by dealing with the bandits of Mexico by recruiting the survivors as Rural Guards; but it would be an exaggeration to say that such a loyal and brave group was made from the remains of those executed at Crieff. Some of the private soldiers held themselves in such high regard that when a party was brought to demonstrate their skills before George II. and the king ordered them to be rewarded with a guinea each, it is said that each man simply gave this money back to the palace porter. Their tartan is a neutral one, forming the base of several others, for there was a time when no Macpherson would wear the disliked trappings of the MacTavish. The War Office has disrupted this sentiment by occasionally reorganizing the regional units in bureaucratic ways; a few years ago, a Ross-shire militia battalion attached to the Cameron Highlanders—not to be confused with the west-country Cameronian regiment—was reported to have no actual Camerons in its ranks, a shift from the days when Sandy MacDonalds or John Campbells had to be counted among the related ranks like a long line of kings. The discipline and skill of Highland soldiers were impressive in the early days, with men sharing the same name and birthplace supporting one another’s esprit de corps, and no praise or punishment could be more effective than the thought of what might be posted regarding a man’s behavior on the door of his parish church.

The raising of Highland regiments, indeed, was sometimes carried on after the methods of the press-gang, or by landlords putting pressure on tenants who might be fathers of stout sons. There is a story of half-a-dozen brawny Celts tied neck and heels in a cart as recruits for the Laird of Macnab’s “Volunteers”; and clansmen have been hunted down in the mountains when they refused to follow the modern fiery cross. There

The recruitment of Highland regiments was sometimes done using methods similar to the press-gang, with landlords pressuring tenants who had strong sons. There's a story about a group of muscular Celts tied up in a cart as recruits for the Laird of Macnab’s “Volunteers”; and clansmen have been chased down in the mountains when they refused to follow the modern fiery cross. There



A WOODED GORGE, KILLIN, PERTHSHIRE

A wooded gorge, Killin, Perthshire

would be many a tragic tale of desertion like that of the “Highland Widow,” especially when English martinets added pipe-clay to Highland accoutrements. But active lads were seldom backward to follow chief or laird leading them to war; then

would be many a tragic tale of desertion like that of the “Highland Widow,” especially when English officers added pipe-clay to Highland uniforms. But active young men were rarely hesitant to follow their chief or lord into battle; then

Bring a Scotsman from his hill,
Slap him on the cheek with a Highland gill,
Say, “This is what King George wants,
“And there’s the enemy!” He has no thoughts except how to kill
Two at a time.

As in the instance of the Cameronians, all Scottish regiments do not wear the kilt; and of those who do, but few men are to this manner born in our generation. Alphonse Daudet puts his little hero “Jack” into a kilt under the title of costume anglaise, which is no more absurd than the way in which English writers speak of this as the “Scottish dress.” There are even Highland Celts whose ancestors never wore it; and in its palmy days the kilt was the “servile dress” of clansmen, whose chiefs as a rule went in trews. Now it is affected rather by the upper class; and the soldiers who swagger so jauntily in tartans are more like to have grown up in corduroy breeks. But for this fact, I should have laid down, as warning to strangers, that the “garb of Old Gaul” cannot be donned to advantage without youthful familiarity. The wearing of such a costume, indeed, needs some practice. A Highland battalion of trews stationed at Southsea became adopted into a kilted regiment some twenty years ago, when a corporal and file of men were detached from the latter as instructors for the neophytes how to carry their new honours unblushingly, so as forthwith to be christened the “South Sea Islanders” by an h-less populace. The London Scottish Volunteers should wear the kilt by right of having Highland blood or Highland property; and it is enviously whispered that their qualification in most cases may be the possession of a tartan paper-knife.

As with the Cameronians, not all Scottish regiments wear the kilt; and among those who do, very few men are actually born into it in our time. Alphonse Daudet puts his little hero “Jack” in a kilt under the title of costume anglaise, which is just as absurd as how English writers refer to this as the “Scottish dress.” There are even Highland Celts whose ancestors never wore it; and in its heyday, the kilt was the “servile dress” of clansmen, whose chiefs typically wore trews. Now, it’s mostly adopted by the upper class; and the soldiers who strut around in tartans are more likely to have grown up in corduroy trousers. If it weren't for this fact, I would have warned strangers that the “garb of Old Gaul” cannot be worn well without some youthful familiarity. Wearing such a costume really takes some practice. A Highland battalion in trews stationed at Southsea became part of a kilted regiment about twenty years ago, when a corporal and a group of men were sent from the latter to teach the newcomers how to wear their new attire confidently, earning them the nickname “South Sea Islanders” from a populace that dropped the 'h'. The London Scottish Volunteers should wear the kilt by right of having Highland blood or Highland property; and it’s jokingly whispered that their qualification in most cases is simply owning a tartan paper-knife.

It is, of course, the prowess of our Highland regiments that has made their dress as dear in Scotland as once over half of it this was hated and despised. The tartans are dyed by the blood of a hundred battlefields, as by memories of green braes and purple moors. Crude and criant may be some of their colourings, but not more so than is the tricolour or the Union Jack. Even if the kilt in its present form were more or less a modern invention, it is at least older than the Stars and Stripes, and we know what passionate loyalty that gaudy pattern can call forth. The other day, I forgathered with a Lowland Seaforth Highlander, fresh from South Africa, to whom I communicated a report that the War Office thought of putting him into trousers. “They daren’t!” he cried, his eye ablaze with all the fire of Killiecrankie, where his progenitor might have chosen for the nonce to be equipped in the lightest running costume.

It’s the skill of our Highland regiments that has made their uniforms as beloved in Scotland as they once were hated and scorned. The tartans carry the dye of a hundred battlefields, along with memories of green hills and purple moors. Some of their colors might seem rough and unfamiliar, but they’re no more so than the tricolor or the Union Jack. Even if the kilt in its current form is somewhat modern, it’s still older than the Stars and Stripes, and we know the strong loyalty that bright pattern can inspire. Recently, I ran into a Lowland Seaforth Highlander, just back from South Africa, and I told him that the War Office was considering putting him in trousers. “They wouldn’t dare!” he exclaimed, his eyes blazing with the spirit of Killiecrankie, where his ancestor might have chosen to be dressed in the lightest running gear.

Strange how the Celtic leaven rises in the stodgy composition of British nature! What is this infectious quality it has? We are Saxons in business, and well for us it is so; but in hours of ease and sentiment we hark back to the race older on our mother earth. English settlers in Ireland notoriously become Hibernis Hiberniores ipsis. English workmen in Welsh quarries, it is said,

Strange how the Celtic influence emerges in the heavy makeup of British nature! What is this contagious quality it possesses? We act like Saxons in business, and that's good for us; but in moments of relaxation and feeling, we return to the race that's older on our mother earth. English settlers in Ireland are famously Hibernis Hiberniores ipsis. English workers in Welsh quarries, it's said,



LOOKING UP THE PASS OF KILLIECRANKIE, PERTHSHIRE

LOOKING UP THE PASS OF KILLIECRANKIE, PERTHSHIRE

learn to speak Welsh rather than their comrades English. In the long run the stolid Teuton grows to be proud of his lighter strain. I who write can trace my descent with unusual clearness back to a Norman adventurer whose progeny appears to have settled for a time in the Breadalbane Highlands, but long ago came down to opener straths—

learn to speak Welsh instead of their comrades' English. Over time, the solid Teuton becomes proud of his lighter heritage. I, who write this, can trace my ancestry with remarkable clarity back to a Norman adventurer whose descendants seem to have settled for a while in the Breadalbane Highlands, but long ago moved down to the more open valleys—

The mountain sheep were friendlier,
But the sheep in the valley were fatter.

The alliances of my kin were for generations with the English-speaking Lowlands, where their neighbours had cause to look on the wild Highlandmen as an American backwoodsman looked on Mohawk or Shawnee warrior. My forebears “had no use for” kilts, if some perhaps for dirks and claymores. I know of only one recent strain of Highland blood, and that at second hand through England, to make me a Celtic quadroon, so to speak. Yet there is many a Scot, with no more claim to Highland lineage than mine, who cannot see the tartan even in a Princes Street shop-window, or hear the pibroch wailing over forgotten graves of his father’s foes, without a certain stir of spirit which a biological philosopher might explain as waves of molecular disturbance propagated through the nerve centres by vague emotional combinations organised in the earlier experiences of the race. Boswell confessed to the same weakness, and what had he to do with the Highlands?

The alliances of my family were for generations with the English-speaking Lowlands, where their neighbors viewed the wild Highlanders much like a frontiersman in America viewed a Mohawk or Shawnee warrior. My ancestors "had no use for" kilts, though some might have favored dirks and claymores. I only know of one recent trace of Highland blood, and that’s indirect through England, making me a sort of Celtic quadroon, so to speak. Yet there are plenty of Scots, with no more link to Highland heritage than I have, who cannot see tartan even in a Princes Street shop window, or hear the pibroch lamenting over the forgotten graves of their fathers' enemies, without feeling a certain stirring in their spirit that a biological philosopher might explain as waves of molecular disturbance spreading through the nerve centers by vague emotional combinations formed in the earlier experiences of the race. Boswell admitted to the same weakness, and what connection did he have with the Highlands?

Where were we before launching forth into such a chequered digression on the “lad wi’ the philabeg”? In the Atholl country, by Loch “Tummel and banks of the Garry.” Above the Pass of Killiecrankie, the pedestrian who does not shun a thirty-miles walk to Braemar may turn off through Glen Tilt, with its gloomy gorges and snowy falls. But the coach-road to the Cairngorm Highlands goes from Dunkeld to Blairgowrie, then northward by the Spittal of Glenshee, the highest highway in Britain, at one point over 2000 feet, whose “Spittal” was a Hospital or Hospice that made a Highland St. Bernard’s. I once sought to hire a horse at an inn on this road, but the landlord explained how it had gone off with “a man called Morell Mackenzie, who seemed in an awfu’ hurry.” That locally unknown celebrity was in haste to an illustrious patient on Deeside, an errand that would breed much bad blood in another country.

Where were we before we got sidetracked with that long story about the “guy in the kilt”? In the Atholl area, by Loch Tummel and the banks of the Garry. If you're up for a thirty-mile walk to Braemar, you can take a detour through Glen Tilt, with its dark gorges and snowy waterfalls. However, the coach road to the Cairngorm Highlands runs from Dunkeld to Blairgowrie, then northward by the Spittal of Glenshee, the highest road in Britain, reaching over 2000 feet at one point, where “Spittal” referred to a hospital or hospice—it was like a Highland St. Bernard. I once tried to rent a horse at an inn along this road, but the innkeeper told me it had just taken off with “a man named Morell Mackenzie, who seemed to be in a huge hurry.” That little-known local celebrity was rushing to see a high-profile patient in Deeside, a task that would cause a lot of trouble in another place.

The first stage of the journey is lowland rather than highland, its chief feature being a chain of small lochs, stocked with perch, on one of which stands Cluny Castle, cradle of the “Admirable Crichton.” Blairgowrie, with Rattray for its tiny Westminster, rivals Crieff as the second town in Perthshire, but is not so much a place of resort, laying itself out rather as an understudy of Dundee by its flax-spinning mills on the Ericht; and it seems a miniature of that longest and busiest of towns, the German Elberfeld strung out along the Wupper valley. Wildly romantic still is the walk up the Ericht, whose shaded pools and rapids, above the town, come down through a grand gorge overlooked by Craighall, one of several candidates for the honour of having sat to Scott as “Tullyveolan.” From this gap in the Highland line a short branch puts us on the main line of the Caledonian Railway, which competes with the North British as route to Aberdeen.

The first part of the journey is more lowland than highland, and its main feature is a series of small lochs, filled with perch, one of which is home to Cluny Castle, the birthplace of the “Admirable Crichton.” Blairgowrie, with Rattray as its small counterpart, competes with Crieff as the second town in Perthshire, but it’s less of a tourist spot, positioning itself more like an understudy to Dundee with its flax-spinning mills along the Ericht; it resembles a mini version of the long and bustling town of Elberfeld in Germany, which stretches along the Wupper valley. The walk along the Ericht is still wildly romantic, with its shaded pools and rapids above the town, flowing through a stunning gorge watched over by Craighall, one of several contenders for the honor of having inspired Scott as “Tullyveolan.” From this gap in the Highland line, a short branch takes us onto the main line of the Caledonian Railway, which competes with the North British for the route to Aberdeen.



KILLIN, HEAD OF LOCH TAY, PERTHSHIRE

Killin, at the head of Loch Tay, Perthshire

Other Caledonian branches lead off to charming glens on the old Highland line, now facing east towards the lowlands of Forfar and Kincardine. But of Alyth, Edzell, Lochee, one need only say that they lie among sweet and noble scenes as well worth visiting as others better known to tourist fame, and that even prosaic Kirriemuir, Mr. Barrie’s “Thrums,” is a base for long moorland tramps into Deeside, over a part of the Highlands as yet innocent of railways.

Other Caledonian branches lead to charming valleys on the old Highland line, now looking east towards the lowlands of Forfar and Kincardine. But when it comes to Alyth, Edzell, and Lochee, it's enough to say they are surrounded by beautiful and impressive landscapes just as worthy of a visit as those that are more famous among tourists. Even the ordinary Kirriemuir, Mr. Barrie’s “Thrums,” serves as a base for long walks across the moors into Deeside, through a part of the Highlands that is still untouched by railways.

CHAPTER VII

“ABERDEEN AWA’!”

THERE seems no general name to fit a part of Scotland which has a very marked character, that lowland shelf lying beyond the Grampians along the Moray Firth, where the counties of Aberdeen, Banff, Moray, and Nairn are comparatively flat on the north side, but on the south rise into grand mountains. The “back end of the Highlands” would not be a dignified title; “Moray and Mar” is not an inclusive one, nor is “Deeside and Speyside.” One seems driven to indicate this as the district of which Aberdeen is the capital, environed by the “four nations,” Angus, Mar, Buchan, and Moray, a division of local mankind copied by her university from Paris.

THERE doesn't seem to be a general name that captures a part of Scotland with such a distinct character: that lowland area lying beyond the Grampians along the Moray Firth, where the counties of Aberdeen, Banff, Moray, and Nairn are fairly flat in the north but rise into impressive mountains in the south. Referring to it as the “back end of the Highlands” wouldn’t sound very dignified; “Moray and Mar” doesn’t cover everything, nor do “Deeside and Speyside.” It feels necessary to describe it as the district where Aberdeen is the capital, surrounded by the “four nations”: Angus, Mar, Buchan, and Moray, a local division of people adapted by the university from Paris.

Angus alias Forfar, and Kincardine alias the Mearns, are lowland counties whose streams come down from a Highland background to a coast-line of broad sandy links on the Tay estuary, and weatherworn sandstone cliffs facing the open sea. We might linger here by notable names beyond Dundee—Arbroath, with its ruined Abbey, the scene of the Antiquary; Montrose, that Flemish-like town that has belied its Cavalier name by rearing such sons as Andrew Melville, the reformer, and Joseph Hume, the

Angus (also known as Forfar), and Kincardine (also known as the Mearns), are lowland counties where streams flow down from a Highland background to a coastline of wide sandy links along the Tay estuary, and weathered sandstone cliffs facing the open sea. We could spend some time here talking about notable places beyond Dundee—Arbroath, with its ruined Abbey, the setting of the Antiquary; Montrose, that town reminiscent of Flemish architecture which has proved its Cavalier name wrong by producing notable figures like Andrew Melville, the reformer, and Joseph Hume, the



DUNNOTTAR CASTLE, KINCARDINESHIRE

Dunnottar Castle, Kincardineshire

economist; Stonehaven, seat of the Barclays of Ury known in so different ways; and Brechin, with its Cathedral and Round Tower, neighboured by castles old and new. In this countryside settled the head of W. E. Gladstone’s family, which, however, had moved from some Gledstone or “Hawk’s rock” in the south of Scotland to make fortunes in England by trade. Sir Thomas, the great Liberal’s brother, was a sound Conservative, of whom is told that at an election, seeing a son of the soil anxious to salute him, he stopped his carriage, and accepted a grasp of the horny hand, qualified by “For the sake o’ yer brither!”

economist; Stonehaven, home of the Barclays of Ury known in so many ways; and Brechin, with its Cathedral and Round Tower, surrounded by both old and new castles. In this countryside lived the head of W. E. Gladstone’s family, which had originally moved from a place called Gledstone or “Hawk’s Rock” in southern Scotland to create fortunes in England through trade. Sir Thomas, the great Liberal’s brother, was a staunch Conservative, and it’s said that during an election, when he saw a local man eager to greet him, he stopped his carriage and accepted a handshake, saying, “For the sake o’ yer brither!”

By the wild glens of the North and South Esk let us pass into Braemar, mountain region of Mar, the very cream of the Highlands, whose highest summits, Ben Nevis left out of account, are grouped in the south of Aberdeenshire. A generation ago Ben Nevis had not been crowned by revolutionary surveyors, and Ben Macdhui was still held monarch of Scottish mountains, keeping his state among the Cairngorms, that here have half-a-dozen truncated peaks over or hardly under 4000 feet, Ben Muich Dhui, as Gaelic purists would have us call it, Brae-riach, Cairntoul, the Peak of Cairngorm, Ben-a-bourd, and Ben A’an, heads of the grandest mountain mass in the British Isles. This is the native heath of sturdy Highland stocks, Farquharsons, Macphersons, and M‘Hardys, Durwards, Coutts, and Stuarts, of whose exploits and traditions more than one book has been written. The folklorist will not be surprised to find how the legends of Braemar re-echo those of other lands. Here a crafty female Ulysses disables a giant and plays off on him a joking name that puts the stupid fellow to a loss in calling for help. Here a MacTell wins his liberty by shooting at a mark placed on the head of his wife, with an arrow in reserve for the tyrant, in case his first aim should not be true. Here an outlawed David in tartans lays his sword on the throat of a sleeping Saul, then awakens him to reconciliation. Here a squire of low degree comes by his high-born lass in the end; and the youngest of three brothers of course wins the race of fortune, though handicapped like a Cinderella.

By the wild valleys of the North and South Esk, let’s head into Braemar, the mountainous area of Mar, the best part of the Highlands, where the tallest peaks, excluding Ben Nevis, are clustered in the southern part of Aberdeenshire. A generation ago, Ben Nevis hadn’t been topped by revolutionary surveyors, and Ben Macdhui was still considered the king of Scottish mountains, maintaining his presence among the Cairngorms, which have about six peaks that are either over or just under 4000 feet: Ben Muich Dhui, as Gaelic purists would prefer we call it, Brae-riach, Cairntoul, the Peak of Cairngorm, Ben-a-bourd, and Ben A’an, the heads of the most impressive mountain range in the British Isles. This is the traditional land of strong Highland families like the Farquharsons, Macphersons, M‘Hardys, Durwards, Coutts, and Stuarts, about whom many books have been written regarding their exploits and traditions. Folklorists won’t be surprised to see how the legends of Braemar echo those from other places. Here, a clever female Ulysses tricks a giant and gives him a joking name that leaves the foolish guy confused when he calls for help. Here, a MacTell earns his freedom by shooting at a target set on his wife's head, with an arrow ready for the tyrant if his first shot misses. Here, an outlawed David in tartan places his sword on the throat of a sleeping Saul, then wakes him up for reconciliation. Here, a lowly squire ends up with his high-born lady; and of course, the youngest of three brothers wins the race for fortune, even though he's disadvantaged like Cinderella.

This majestic crown of Scotland was chosen as the home of our late Queen, but not then for the first time had Braemar and its Castleton to do with royalty. If all tales be true, here was the cradle of Banquo’s race, he to whom the fateful sisters promised a long line of kings, himself cut off as foretaste of so many violent ends. Malcolm Canmore, son of Duncan, had a seat at Braemar, where he often lived with his Saxon wife. He is said to have founded the autumn gathering, now tamed into a spick and span show of holiday Highlanders, but in old days a grand hunting party, more than once an assemblage for serious purposes. Taylor, the Water Poet, on his “Penniless Pilgrimage,” after being duly rigged out in tartan, was taken by Lord Mar to the Braemar Hunt, when under mountains to which this Cockney declares that “Shooters’ Hill, Gad’s Hill, Highgate Hill, Hampstead Hill” are but mole-hills—

This impressive crown of Scotland was selected as the home of our late Queen, but it wasn't the first time that Braemar and its Castleton were connected to royalty. If all the stories are true, this was the birthplace of Banquo’s lineage, the one to whom the fateful sisters promised a long line of kings, even though he himself met an early and violent end. Malcolm Canmore, son of Duncan, had a residence at Braemar, where he often stayed with his Saxon wife. It’s said he started the autumn gathering, which has now turned into a polished showcase of cheerful Highlanders, but back in the day, it was a grand hunting party, and on more than one occasion, a gathering for serious matters. Taylor, the Water Poet, during his “Penniless Pilgrimage,” after being properly outfitted in tartan, was brought by Lord Mar to the Braemar Hunt, claiming that the mountains there made “Shooters’ Hill, Gad’s Hill, Highgate Hill, Hampstead Hill” seem like just tiny bumps.

Through heather, moss, among frogs and swamps and fog, Among craggy cliffs and thunder-struck hills,
Hares, females, males, and roes are hunted by people and dogs,
In just two hours of hunting, we can take down eighty fat deer. Lowland, your sports are minor, just like your seat, The Highland games and minds are genuinely amazing!

It was under cover of the Braemar hunt of 1715, such a gathering as a generation later had Captain Waverley for eye-witness, that Mar hatched the Jacobite rebellion against George I., of which Scott aptly quotes—

It was during the Braemar hunt of 1715, a gathering that a generation later had Captain Waverley as an eyewitness, that Mar planned the Jacobite uprising against George I., of which Scott aptly quotes—

The child might regret that it’s not yet born. That day's hunt.

When the Pretender’s standard was raised at the Castleton, a hollow of rock by the Linn of Quoich, known as “the Earl of Mar’s Punchbowl,” is said to have been filled with several ankers of spirits, gallons of boiling water, and hundredweights of honey, a mighty brew in which to drink success to that unlucky enterprise. In 1745, also, the sons of Mar gave their blood freely to the cause of the Pretender, though this time their lords were rather on the Whig side. Jacobite sentiment remained strong in the district up to our own time. In 1824 was buried at Castleton Peter Grant, who passed for being 110 years old, and probably the last survivor of Culloden. To his dying day he would never drink the Hanoverian king’s health, yet this constancy seems somewhat marred by the fact that, like Dr. Johnson, he accepted a pension from the usurping line. In our time all devotion to memories of Prince Charlie have been transferred to the sovereign lady who here would have lived as a private person, so far as possible, but was sore hindered by the snobbish curiosity that mobbed her even in the village church. Not that Highland loyalty is always enlightened, if we may believe a story told by Mr. George Seton of one Donald explaining to another the meaning of the Queen’s Jubilee: “When ye’re married twenty-five years, that’s your silver wedding; and fifty years is your golden wedding; and if your man’s deid, they ca’ it a Jubilee”!

When the Pretender’s banner was raised at Castleton, a rocky hollow by the Linn of Quoich, known as “the Earl of Mar’s Punchbowl,” it’s said to have been filled with several kegs of spirits, gallons of boiling water, and loads of honey, a huge mix to toast the success of that unfortunate venture. In 1745, the sons of Mar freely gave their blood to support the Pretender, although this time their lords leaned more toward the Whig side. Jacobite sentiment stayed strong in the area right up to today. In 1824, Peter Grant was buried at Castleton; he was said to be 110 years old and probably the last survivor of Culloden. Until his dying day, he refused to drink to the health of the Hanoverian king, although this steadfastness seems a bit damaged by the fact that, like Dr. Johnson, he accepted a pension from the ruling line. Today, all devotion to the memories of Prince Charlie has shifted to the sovereign lady who would have lived here as a private person as much as possible, but she was constantly hindered by the snobbish curiosity that surrounded her even in the village church. Highland loyalty isn’t always wise, if we can believe a story told by Mr. George Seton about one Donald explaining to another the meaning of the Queen’s Jubilee: “When you’re married for twenty-five years, that’s your silver wedding; and fifty years is your golden wedding; and if your husband’s dead, they call it a Jubilee!”

Braemar, indeed, with its bracing air and glorious mountains, is not for every tourist. Hotels are few and dear; there is little accommodation between cot and castle; ramblers are not made welcome in the deer forests around; and a countryside of illustrious homes cannot be left open to all and sundry. When royalty be in residence, there are no doubt keepers on the watch who have to guard something better than game; and the trespassing stranger may find himself under observation as strict as that of Dartmoor or Portland Island. In the promised elysium of socialism both palaces and prisons may be turned into hydropathics; and Braemar, 1000 feet above the sea, makes a princely health resort, with no want of water. But access to this backwater of travel is itself somewhat prohibitive to the strangers who would scamper over Scotland in six days. The railway from Aberdeen comes no farther up the Dee than Ballater. The direct access to Castleton is that of a long coach drive by the Spittal of Glenshee. Pedestrians have the best of it in rough tramps up Glen Tilt or Glen Clova from the south, or from Aviemore on Speyside, over a pass 2750 feet high, and with a chance of losing their adventurous way in Rothiemurchus Forest, where Messrs. Cook’s coupons are of no avail. Once at the village capital of the district, one can visit most of its lions on pony-back, the Falls of Corriemulzie and of the Garrawalt, the Linn of Dee, Glen Cluny and Glen Callater, and even the top of the mighty Muich Dhui, thus ascended by Queen Victoria. But the Cairngorms show their jewels rather to him who, like

Braemar, with its fresh air and stunning mountains, isn’t for every traveler. There are few expensive hotels; there’s not much accommodation between basic and luxurious; hikers aren’t welcomed in the deer forests nearby; and a countryside filled with impressive homes can’t be opened up to everyone. When royalty is in residence, there are certainly guards watching over something more valuable than just wildlife; and an uninvited guest might find themselves under scrutiny as strict as that on Dartmoor or Portland Island. In the promised paradise of socialism, both palaces and prisons could be transformed into health resorts; and Braemar, 1000 feet above sea level, offers a lavish wellness getaway with plenty of water. But getting to this off-the-beaten-path destination can be challenging for those looking to dash around Scotland in six days. The train from Aberdeen only goes up the Dee as far as Ballater. The only way to get directly to Castleton is through a long coach ride by the Spittal of Glenshee. Hikers have the best route, trekking up Glen Tilt or Glen Clova from the south, or from Aviemore on Speyside, crossing a 2750-foot-high pass and risking a detour in Rothiemurchus Forest, where Cook’s coupons are useless. Once you're in the village at the heart of the area, you can explore most of its attractions on horseback, like the Falls of Corriemulzie and Garrawalt, the Linn of Dee, Glen Cluny, and Glen Callater, and even the peak of the mighty Muich Dhui, which Queen Victoria once climbed. But the Cairngorms reveal their treasures more to those who, like



OLD MAR BRIDGE AND LOCHNAGAR, ABERDEENSHIRE

OLD MAR BRIDGE AND LOCHNAGAR, ABERDEENSHIRE

Byron, can roam “a young Highlander o’er the dark heath,” climbing “thy summit, O Morven of snow,” and getting cheerfully drenched among the “steep frowning glories of dark Lochnagar.”

Byron can wander “a young Highlander over the dark heath,” climbing “your summit, O Morven of snow,” and getting happily soaked among the “steep frowning glories of dark Lochnagar.”

If peer or poet could hasten from these royal Highlands, Byron’s restless muse might rejoice in the motor cars that now connect Braemar with the fortunate Deeside railway. Down the strath of Dee, we descend to the lowland country by beautiful gradations. Past the old and the new Castles of Braemar, past Invercauld, Crathie, and Abergeldie, by the “Rock of Firs” and round the “Rock of Oaks,” is the way to Ballater, a neat little town about a railway terminus, that makes it more of a popular resort. On the other side of the river are the chalybeate wells of Pananich, one of those unfamed spas held in observance by country folk all over Scotland. It was at a farmhouse here that Byron spent his Aberdeen school holidays; and happy should be the schoolboy who can follow in his steps, forgetting examinations and cricket averages. But alas! for the Aberdeen citizen who, on trades’ holidays, seeks this lovely scene when it is veiled in mist and pelting showers. Him the Invercauld Arms receives as refuge; him sometimes a place of sterner entertainment. There is also a temperance hotel. Over the Moor of Dinnet, the railway takes us to Aboyne, another pleasant resort on Deeside, along which we find hotels for tourists and sportsmen, a hydropathic for health-seekers, a sanitorium for consumptives, and thickening villages which, on the lower reaches, become the Richmonds and Wimbledons of Aberdeen.

If a peer or poet could hurry down from these majestic Highlands, Byron’s restless spirit would likely celebrate the motor cars that now connect Braemar with the lucky Deeside railway. We journey down the Dee valley to the lowlands in beautiful stages. We pass the old and new Castles of Braemar, Invercauld, Crathie, and Abergeldie, by the “Rock of Firs” and around the “Rock of Oaks,” leading us to Ballater, a charming little town that has become a popular destination thanks to its railway station. On the opposite side of the river are the chalybeate springs of Pananich, one of those lesser-known spas frequented by locals from all over Scotland. It was at a farmhouse here that Byron spent his school holidays in Aberdeen; and how fortunate would be the schoolboy who could follow in his footsteps, forgetting about exams and cricket stats. But sadly, for the Aberdeen resident who visits this beautiful place during trade holidays when it’s shrouded in mist and pouring rain, the Invercauld Arms provides refuge, and sometimes it’s a more serious establishment. There’s also a temperance hotel. The railway takes us over the Moor of Dinnet to Aboyne, another lovely spot on Deeside, where we find hotels for tourists and sports enthusiasts, a hydropathic spa for those seeking health, a sanatorium for tuberculosis patients, and growing villages that, in the lower areas, become the Richmonds and Wimbledons of Aberdeen.

The Granite City of Bon Accord, with its old Cathedral and Colleges, if for a little overgrown by that upstart Dundee, comes after Edinburgh and Glasgow in dignity, well deserving such attention as Dr. Johnson gave to its lions. It has shifted its site from the Don towards the Dee, between whose mouths it almost touches the sands, and golf and sea bathing are among its pleasures, while in an hour the Deeside railway runs one up into the Highlands. The old town has here dwindled to a suburb, the new one laid out with striking regularity and solidity, relieved by such nooks as the Denburn Gardens, across which Union Street reaches by the tower of the Town Hall to Castlegate and the Cross, where a colossal statue of the last Duke of Gordon and an imposing block of Salvation Army buildings represent a contrast of old and new times.

The Granite City of Bon Accord, with its old Cathedral and Colleges, though a bit overshadowed by the upstart Dundee, ranks below Edinburgh and Glasgow in importance, truly deserving the kind of attention that Dr. Johnson gave to its highlights. It has moved its location from the Don towards the Dee, nearly touching the sands between the two rivers, and enjoys pleasures like golf and sea bathing, while the Deeside railway takes you into the Highlands in just an hour. The old town has now shrunk to a suburb, while the new area is designed with impressive regularity and sturdiness, featuring charming spots like the Denburn Gardens, connected by Union Street that extends from the Town Hall tower to Castlegate and the Cross. Here, a gigantic statue of the last Duke of Gordon stands alongside a striking group of Salvation Army buildings, showcasing a blend of past and present.

The Aberdonians, as is known, pride themselves on a hard-headedness answering to their native granite. The legend goes that an Englishman once attempted to defraud these far northerners, but the charge against him was scornfully dismissed by an Aberdeen bailie: “The man must be daft!” By the rest of Scotland, Aberdeen is looked on as concentrating its qualities of pawkiness, canniness, and thrawnness; the Edinburgh man cracks upon it the same sort of jokes as the Cockney upon Scotland in general. The accent and dialect of this corner, strongly flavoured with Norse origin and sharp sea-breezes, are quite peculiar. Norse origin, I have said—and this has been held the main stock; but a recent anthropological examination seems to show that even in seaward Buchan only a minority of the school children are fair-haired. This sketch has nothing for it but resolutely to forswear all such upsetting inquiries, which nowadays go so far as to deny that any part of Scotland was purely Celtic, and may some day prove us the original strain of Adam, whose migration from Paradise to replenish the whole earth would be quite consistent with a birthright in “Aberdeen awa’!”

The people of Aberdeen, as everyone knows, take pride in their practicality, which matches their sturdy granite landscape. There's a story that an Englishman once tried to cheat these northern folks, but an Aberdeen magistrate dismissively said, “The guy must be crazy!” The rest of Scotland views Aberdeen as a center of cleverness, shrewdness, and stubbornness; Edinburgh locals make fun of it in the same way that Cockneys joke about Scotland as a whole. The accent and dialect in this area, heavily influenced by Norse heritage and brisk sea winds, are quite unique. I mentioned Norse origins—and that has been considered the primary ancestry; however, a recent anthropological study suggests that even in coastal Buchan, only a minority of school kids are fair-haired. This overview has no choice but to firmly avoid all such disturbing inquiries, which nowadays go as far as to claim that no part of Scotland was purely Celtic and might one day prove that we are the original descendants of Adam, whose journey from Paradise to populate the earth would easily align with a connection to “Aberdeen awa’!”

Aberdeenshire is on the whole a matter-of-fact county, by industry rich in “horn and corn,” not without its pleasant nooks, and on the south rising into those royalest Highlands. Buchan, the most Aberdeenish part of Aberdeen, has a grandly rugged coast, with the cauldron called the Buller of Buchan, and the Dripping Cave of Slains for famous points, till lately much out of the way of travel, but now a railway opens the golf links of Cruden Bay, between the old and the new Slains Castles, whose lord, as Boswell observed, has the king of Denmark for nearest north-eastern neighbour to the High Constable of Scotland. Beyond, at this bleak corner, come the fishing towns of Peterhead and Fraserburgh, where Frasers are as thick as blackberries, their name, along the coast, being no distinction without a tee-name (agnomen) by which a prosperous fisherman may sign his cheques, or an ill-doing one be haled before the sheriff.

Aberdeenshire is generally a practical county, rich in agriculture and livestock, with some charming spots, and it rises into the majestic Highlands in the south. Buchan, the most characteristic part of Aberdeen, features a beautifully rugged coast, highlighted by the natural wonder known as the Buller of Buchan and the Dripping Cave of Slains. These sites were once quite remote but are now accessible thanks to a railway that connects to the golf links at Cruden Bay, situated between the old and new Slains Castles. As Boswell noted, the lord of these lands has the king of Denmark as his closest northeastern neighbor to the High Constable of Scotland. Further along this windswept edge, you'll find the fishing towns of Peterhead and Fraserburgh, where the Frasers are as abundant as blackberries. Their name along the coast is not just common; it serves as a distinguishing tee-name (agnomen) that a successful fisherman might use to sign his cheques or an unsuccessful one might be summoned before the sheriff.

Inland, Aberdeen is rather the country of the gay Gordons, no real Hielandmen, but emigrants from the south, of whom it is not for me to say good words, inasmuch as I am kin to their hereditary neighbours, which is as much as to say enemies, the Forbes. Yet, “in spite of spite,” one must admit that the Gordons flourish here, as on their native borderland, in Poland, in Russia, indeed all over the world. The “Cock of the North” has cause not to crow so boldly as of yore; and regiments cannot now be raised by bounty of a Gordon Duchess’ kisses; but no less than three noble houses of the name have seats in this region, lordliest among them Gordon Castle, the northern Goodwood.

Inland, Aberdeen is essentially the land of the gay Gordons, not real Highlanders, but immigrants from the south, and it’s not my place to say anything nice about them since I’m related to their traditional rivals, the Forbes. Still, “despite the rivalry,” you have to admit that the Gordons thrive here, just like they do in their homeland, in Poland, in Russia, and indeed all around the globe. The “Cock of the North” doesn’t have as much reason to boast as it used to; regiments can’t be raised anymore just by the allure of a Gordon Duchess’ kisses. However, there are still three prominent noble families with the name in this area, with Gordon Castle being the grandest, often compared to Goodwood in the north.

The interior of this promontory has a prevailing aspect of prosperous commonplace; but here, too, are patches of romance and superstition. Turriff, for instance, looks as quiet a little town as any in the kingdom, yet at the Trot of Turriff was shed the first blood of our civil wars. A pool in the river has a wild legend of family plate thrown into it in those troubled times and found in guard of the devil by one who dived for its recovery. This is a legend of Gicht, the home of Byron’s mother, that also has the subterranean passage of tradition, explored by so many a piper, whose strains were heard dying away underfoot till they went silent in what uncanny world! Near Gicht, Fyvie Castle contains a secret chamber which must not be opened on pain of the laird’s death, and a stone that weeps for any approaching calamity to his house. There came a new laird from London, a man of metropolitan scepticism, nay, even a teetotaller, who regaled his scandalised neighbours with zoedone and such like. He was reported to have given out an intention of opening the secret chamber, but when pressed to do so in presence of certain local dignitaries, he turned it off with a laugh. Mark the sequel: this gentleman died suddenly very soon afterwards, so he might have opened the fateful chamber whatever. One of the treasures of the castle, a scrap of faded tartan from Prince Charlie’s plaid, reverently preserved under a glass case, was being exhibited to me by the parish minister, when he felt himself tapped on the shoulder by

The inside of this promontory has a generally prosperous vibe, but it also has bits of romance and superstition. Turriff, for example, seems like one of the quietest little towns in the country, yet it was at the Trot of Turriff where the first blood of our civil wars was shed. There's a pool in the river with a wild legend about family silver being thrown in during those troubled times, only to be guarded by the devil according to someone who dived to get it back. This is a legend from Gicht, where Byron's mother lived, which also has the underground passage of tradition, explored by many pipers whose music was heard fading away beneath their feet until it disappeared into some eerie world! Near Gicht, Fyvie Castle has a secret chamber that must not be opened under the threat of the laird's death, and a stone that weeps when trouble is coming to his house. A new laird arrived from London, a man skeptical of everything, even a teetotaller, who shocked his neighbors by offering them zoedone and similar drinks. It was said he intended to open the secret chamber, but when asked to do so in front of some local dignitaries, he laughed it off. Here’s the twist: this gentleman died suddenly not long after, so he might have opened that fateful chamber anyway. One of the treasures of the castle, a piece of faded tartan from Prince Charlie’s plaid, was being shown to me by the parish minister when he felt someone tap him on the shoulder by



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Balmoral, Aberdeenshire

the laird: “Did I hear you say the Pretender?”—a softened form of Lady Strange’s rebuke for the same lapse, “Pretender, forsooth, and be dawmed to ye!” Another family in this district is believed, and believes itself, never to have thriven since its head was cursed by a Macdonald massacred in Glencoe. These are but samples of the old-world ideas that turn up in the soil so carefully tilled by Johnny Gibb of Gushetneuk.

the laird: “Did I just hear you say the Pretender?”—a gentler version of Lady Strange’s criticism for the same mistake, “Pretender, seriously, and shame on you!” Another family in this area is thought, and believes itself, to have never prospered since its leader was cursed by a Macdonald who was killed in Glencoe. These are just a few examples of the old-fashioned beliefs that resurface in the land meticulously farmed by Johnny Gibb of Gushetneuk.

Maybe the reader has never heard of Johnny Gibb—then the loss is his. This book is well known in Scotland as a head of the “kailyard” school that has flourished here since the days of Galt, though only of late some caprice of taste gave it a vogue in the south. The examples most popular in England do not always commend themselves to Scotsmen, who find one and another aspect of their character overcharged to move the sighs or grins of barren readers. At home is better appreciated such a writer as William Alexander, who, risen from herd loon to editor of an Aberdeen paper, knew his countryfolk thoroughly, and depicted them with an art that never oversteps the modesty of nature. One can hardly press Johnny Gibb on a stranger, weighted as he is with an uncouth dialect and with a serious stiffening of Disruption principles. But, to my mind, if Dr. John Brown had not written Rab and his Friends, William Alexander’s Life among my ain Folk would be the flower of the kailyard: a collection of humble Aberdeenshire idylls, as seen by a shrewdly humorous eye, which can soften in not overstrained sentiment when it regards the “little wee little anes” and “wee bit wifickies” that draw from sons of a hard soil such endearing diminutives so characteristic of their wind-bitten speech. If I am not mistaken, George Eliot’s Scenes of Clerical Life may have set a copy for these round-hand pages, not to be taken as lessons in spelling, for only too faithfully do they reproduce the local dialect.

Maybe the reader has never heard of Johnny Gibb—then that’s their loss. This book is well-known in Scotland as a leading work of the “kailyard” school that has thrived here since the days of Galt, though only recently has it gained popularity in the south due to some changing tastes. The most popular examples in England don’t always resonate with Scotsmen, who find certain aspects of their character exaggerated, failing to evoke genuine emotions from indifferent readers. At home, a writer like William Alexander is better appreciated. Rising from a farm boy to the editor of an Aberdeen newspaper, he truly understood his fellow countrymen and depicted them with a craft that never goes beyond the simplicity of nature. It’s tough to recommend Johnny Gibb to someone unfamiliar, given his awkward dialect and strong Disruption principles. However, in my opinion, if Dr. John Brown hadn’t written Rab and his Friends, William Alexander’s Life among my ain Folk would be the pinnacle of the kailyard: a collection of modest Aberdeenshire stories, seen through a cleverly humorous lens, which can soften into genuine sentiment when it regards the “little wee little anes” and “wee bit wifickies” that inspire such affectionate nicknames characteristic of their wind-bitten speech. If I’m not mistaken, George Eliot’s Scenes of Clerical Life may have inspired these round-hand pages, not to be seen as spelling lessons, as they very faithfully reproduce the local dialect.

Johnny Gibb deals with the essence of Presbyterianism, as distilled in Aberdeenshire Strathbogie during the non-intrusion controversy. But this part of the country is, in fact, much divided as to religious sentiment. About Aberdeen, the old Episcopal church is still rooted in the soil, elsewhere in Scotland rather a greenhouse plant. The Covenanters made war upon this prelatic city, and in its county Montrose brewed the storm that swept down upon Whigamore strongholds. Hereabouts it was Presbyterian divines who, after the Revolution Settlement, had sometimes to be inducted at the bayonet’s point upon unwilling parishioners; then Cumberland’s soldiers marching to Culloden could find plenty of sport in burning non-juring meeting-houses. The Roman Catholic element is still strong also, especially in the Highland part, many of the clans, from Aberdeen across to Skye, having stuck to the old faith. The Frasers have two heads, him of the Lovat branch a Catholic, but his namesake of Saltoun a Protestant. Blairs College on Deeside is a notable Catholic seminary, containing fine portraits of Queen Mary and Cardinal Beaton. The Roman Cathedral of Aberdeen has no cause to hide itself, but stands up boldly among its Free Church neighbours. In some parts of Scotland, a Papist is looked on askance, but in this northern belt, the two creeds have come to a modus vivendi, the parish minister perhaps saying grace before dinner and the priest returning thanks.

Johnny Gibb explores the core of Presbyterianism, particularly as it emerged in Aberdeenshire Strathbogie during the non-intrusion controversy. However, this area is quite divided when it comes to religious beliefs. Around Aberdeen, the old Episcopal church remains deeply rooted, while in other parts of Scotland it’s more like a greenhouse plant. The Covenanters waged war against this episcopal city, and in its county, Montrose stirred up the conflict that targeted Whigamore strongholds. Here, Presbyterian ministers sometimes had to be forced into their roles at the point of a bayonet by unwilling parishioners after the Revolution Settlement. Later, Cumberland’s soldiers marching to Culloden found plenty of amusement burning non-juring meeting houses. The Roman Catholic presence is still strong, especially in the Highlands, where many clans, from Aberdeen to Skye, have held onto the old faith. The Frasers have a split allegiance: the Lovat branch has a Catholic head, while his counterpart at Saltoun is a Protestant. Blairs College on Deeside is a well-known Catholic seminary, featuring impressive portraits of Queen Mary and Cardinal Beaton. The Roman Cathedral in Aberdeen is proudly positioned among its Free Church neighbors. In some areas of Scotland, Catholics are viewed suspiciously, but in this northern region, the two faiths have managed to find a modus vivendi, with the parish minister possibly saying grace before a meal and the priest offering thanks in return.

On the same shoulder of Scotland a similar contrast is shown in the matter of climate. The point of Buchan ended by Kinnaird Head has the name of being the coldest part of the kingdom, but farther up the Moray Firth, the counties of Moray and Nairn are so situated and sheltered as to be more genial than most of England. Forres, which Shakespeare vainly imagined as a bleak and blasted heath “fit for murders, treasons, stratagems,” has in fact the mean climate of London, cooler in summer, warmer in winter; and the whole district vies with East Norfolk for the honour of being Britain’s driest corner, so that the Forres Hydropathic, with its miles of pine-wood walks, makes both a winter and a summer resort, while a light and porous soil supports fat farming.

On the same side of Scotland, there's a noteworthy difference in climate. Buchan Point at Kinnaird Head is known as the coldest part of the country, but further up the Moray Firth, the counties of Moray and Nairn are situated and sheltered to be more pleasant than most of England. Forres, which Shakespeare mistakenly envisioned as a bleak and desolate wasteland “fit for murders, treasons, stratagems,” actually has a climate similar to London's—cooler in the summer and warmer in the winter. The entire area competes with East Norfolk for the title of Britain’s driest spot, making the Forres Hydropathic, with its miles of pine-scented walking paths, a popular destination in both winter and summer, while its light and fertile soil supports productive farming.

The country has many beauty spots also, even among its lowland features, swelling to the Highlands of Brae Moray, from which Wolves of Badenoch once swept down upon its folds as Roderick Dhus upon the Forth’s “waving fields and pastures green.” The Findhorn, in whose valley Gordons and Cummings have met lovingly, Professor Blackie calls “one of the finest stretches of dark mountain water and picturesque wood in the Highlands.” Mr. Charles St. John is eloquent in praise of this river, where he made so careful studies in natural history. Rising in a wild solitude, it leaves the open ground to hide its charms among noble forests and beneath steep cliffs, at whose foot the angler may have to run for his life, its sudden spates now pressed up in a gorge a few feet wide, then making a bore-like wave on such a dark basin as that of the old Bridge of Dulsie, “shut in by grey and fantastic rocks, surmounted with the greenest of grass swards, with clumps of the ancient weeping birches with their gnarled and twisted stems, backed again by the dark pine trees. The river here forms a succession of very black and deep pools, connected with each other by foaming and whirling falls and currents, up which in the fine, pure evenings you may see salmon making curious leaps.” Another notable reach shows the grounds of Altyre with its heronry. From these wooded gorges, so rich in finned and feathered life, the river emerges on a tamer plain, to enter the sea by the Sahara of Culbin, a singular coast-line, where cultivated fields have been long ago overwhelmed by sandhills, banks of shingle, and piles of stones, all barren but for patches of bent and broom, sheltering huge foxes, hares, and rabbits, that sally forth to prey upon the farms behind, like any Highland chieftain. Moray and Nairn thus present a fine variety of scenery, dotted by ancient mansions like Darnaway Castle, with its hall that holds a thousand armed men, and Cawdor Castle, which one legend makes the scene of Macbeth’s murder. No part of Scotland indeed, has more ruined shrines and strongholds than the old Moravia, a name once extending beyond the present bounds of Moray alias Elgin.

The country also has many beautiful spots, even among its lowland areas, rising to the Highlands of Brae Moray, from which the Wolves of Badenoch once descended upon its valleys like Roderick Dhus on the Forth’s “waving fields and green pastures.” The Findhorn, where the Gordons and Cummings have met affectionately, is called by Professor Blackie “one of the finest stretches of dark mountain water and picturesque woods in the Highlands.” Mr. Charles St. John eloquently praises this river, where he conducted thorough studies in natural history. Starting in a wild solitude, it leaves the open ground to hide its beauty among majestic forests and steep cliffs, at the base of which the angler may need to run for cover, as its sudden floods force their way through a gorge a few feet wide, creating a bore-like wave in the dark basin at the old Bridge of Dulsie, “shut in by grey and bizarre rocks, topped with the lushest patches of grass, alongside clusters of ancient weeping birches with their gnarled and twisted trunks, set against the backdrop of dark pines. Here, the river forms a series of very dark and deep pools, linked by foaming and swirling waterfalls and currents, where on fine, clear evenings, you can see salmon making strange leaps.” Another notable stretch showcases the grounds of Altyre with its heronry. From these wooded gorges, rich in fish and bird life, the river flows onto a gentler plain, entering the sea at the Sahara of Culbin, a unique coastline where cultivated fields have long been buried under sand dunes, banks of gravel, and piles of stones, all barren except for patches of bent grass and broom, which provide shelter for large foxes, hares, and rabbits that venture out to hunt the farms behind, like any Highland chieftain. Moray and Nairn thus offer a wonderful variety of scenery, dotted with ancient mansions like Darnaway Castle, with its hall that can hold a thousand armed men, and Cawdor Castle, the site of Macbeth’s murder according to one legend. No part of Scotland, indeed, has more ruined shrines and fortresses than the old Moravia, a name that once extended beyond the current boundaries of Moray alias Elgin.

Elgin, the town, built of a warm, yellow sandstone that helps it to a cheerful look, may call itself a city in right of what seems to have been the noblest Cathedral in Scotland, violated by wild Highlandmen when this lowland strip too much invited plunder and ravage. The town has other ruins to show, besides those of Pluscarden Priory some miles off, and of Spynie Palace on the way

Elgin, the town made of a warm, yellow sandstone that gives it a cheerful appearance, can call itself a city because of what seems to have been the finest Cathedral in Scotland, desecrated by fierce Highland men when this lowland area was too tempting for plunder and destruction. The town has other ruins to showcase, in addition to those of Pluscarden Priory a few miles away, and Spynie Palace on the way



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STRATH GLASS, INVERNESS-SHIRE

to Lossiemouth, Elgin’s rising bathing-place, whose name should be familiar to readers of George MacDonald’s novels. A little farther along the coast, Nairn, which a Scots king boasted for so long as to have one end in the Highlands, the other in the Lowlands, is now able to hold itself up as the “Brighton of the North,” recommended by a mild climate, and by golf-links on the shore, not perched on diabolic downs, as behind the Londoner’s resort.

to Lossiemouth, Elgin’s growing beach spot, whose name should be familiar to readers of George MacDonald’s novels. A little further along the coast, Nairn, which a Scottish king long boasted had one end in the Highlands and the other in the Lowlands, can now proudly call itself the “Brighton of the North,” known for its mild climate and golf courses by the sea, not situated on steep hills like the Londoner’s destination.

Gouty southrons may well find their way so far north, but they do ill to pass by the recesses of this country, now that the Highland Railway cuts straight across from Aviemore to Inverness. Grantown above Speyside, indeed, is much sought as a high and dry health resort. Another place that begins to put in a claim to the same favour is Tomintoul, at the south end of Banff, the loftiest village in the Highlands, a hundred feet or so higher than Buxton, and with a chalybeate well that would work fashionable cures if it could only get a London doctor to patronise it, while the sub-Alpine site and the mainly Catholic population might help to give an illusion of Swillingheim-am-Fluss or Argent les Eaux. A very illustrious author expressed the picturesqueness of Tomintoul by calling it the “dirtiest, poorest village in the whole of the Highlands,” but that was a generation ago, and the Tomintoulers are not likely to insist on perpetuating such a compliment, as Aberdeen solicitors to this day take the higher style of Advocates, because once so addressed by King James. A more famous spring, as yet, of this region rises in a distillery which does not want a vates sacer

Gouty southerners might make their way this far north, but it would be unwise to overlook this area now that the Highland Railway runs directly from Aviemore to Inverness. Grantown above Speyside is indeed a popular choice as a high and dry health resort. Another place starting to gain similar recognition is Tomintoul, at the southern edge of Banff, the highest village in the Highlands, about a hundred feet or so higher than Buxton. It features a chalybeate well that could provide fashionable treatments if it could just get a London doctor to endorse it. The sub-Alpine location and mostly Catholic population might help create an impression of Swillingheim-am-Fluss or Argent les Eaux. A well-known author once described the charm of Tomintoul by calling it the "dirtiest, poorest village in the whole of the Highlands," but that was a generation ago, and the residents of Tomintoul aren't likely to want to keep such a compliment alive, much like how solicitors in Aberdeen continue to style themselves as Advocates because they were once addressed as such by King James. A more famous spring in this area presently arises in a distillery that doesn't need a vates sacer

Fairshon had a son who married Noah’s daughter,
And almost ruined the Flood by drinking all the water,
I truly believe he would have done that. Had the mixture been only half Glenlivet.

But we have jumped over Banff, which may resent being taken for an appendage of Aberdeen,—long, narrow strip squeezed in between Moray and Mar, as it runs up from its northern cliff face, set with fishing villages, to the grand Highlands of Deeside. Banff has a bad name among Scottish counties for a certain fault of morals which has been charged upon all Scotland, though as a matter of fact it attaches only to some parts, and pleas may be given in excuse: for one, the custom of such irregular unions as under the name of “handfasting” were long winked at in this corner; for another, the accommodating Scottish law that wipes out by legal marriage a transgression too lightly treated by local opinion, as not by Jean Armour’s lover when, now and then, his song turned out a sermon. In other respects Banff may pose as a homespun Arcadia. Some twenty years ago, when I knew it, there were not thirty policemen in the whole county, and the county town was hard put to it to confine prisoners for a single night. The only familiar crime was that wont to be solemnly indicted before the Sheriff as “Making a great noise, opposite, or nearly opposite the Free Church Manse, cursing and swearing, and challenging to fight,” i.e. in the blunter English of southern police courts, being drunk and disorderly; then it would be a point of legal acumen not to fine the almost always repentantly avowing offender more than he was likely to have at command. The authorities stood in dread that some Englishman or the like would break the law more seriously, as happened when a vagrant conjuror with an Italian name, but speaking in a strong Whitechapel accent, conjured a pair of boots into his illegal possession, and had to be sent all the way to Elgin at the expense of the county. Later on, Banff got a jail of its own opened, which I one day visited and found the only captive sociably doing a job of work for the keeper’s wife. One case of theft, indeed, was not unknown, that of boys brought into illicit relations with apples or the like; but when an urchin was sentenced to be whipped for such puerile weakness, the small police force, with the fear of his mother in their eyes, struck, or rather refused to strike, and I believe the culprit went scot-free.

But we’ve skipped over Banff, which might feel annoyed at being considered just an extension of Aberdeen—a long, narrow stretch squeezed between Moray and Mar, running up from its northern cliff face, dotted with fishing villages, to the stunning Highlands of Deeside. Banff has a bad reputation among Scottish counties for a certain moral flaw that has been attributed to all of Scotland, though in reality, it only applies to certain areas, and excuses can be made: for one, the practice of informal unions known as “handfasting” was long overlooked in this region; for another, there’s the flexible Scottish law that erases a mistake with a legal marriage—something not even Jean Armour’s lover managed to avoid when his songs occasionally turned into sermons. In other ways, Banff could be seen as a rustic paradise. About twenty years ago, when I visited, there weren't even thirty police officers in the entire county, and the county town struggled to hold prisoners for a single night. The only common crime was often formally charged before the Sheriff as “Making a great noise, opposite, or nearly opposite the Free Church Manse, cursing and swearing, and challenging to fight,” which, in simpler English from southern police courts, meant being drunk and disorderly; then it would become a legal point to avoid fining the usually remorseful offender more than he could actually pay. The authorities were worried that some Englishman or someone similar would commit a more serious offense, as happened when a wandering magician with an Italian name, but speaking with a strong Whitechapel accent, conjured a pair of boots into his illegal possession and had to be sent all the way to Elgin at the county's expense. Eventually, Banff got its own jail, which I visited one day, and found the only inmate happily doing some work for the keeper’s wife. In fact, one case of theft was known, where boys got involved in illicit dealings with apples or similar items; but when a kid was sentenced to be whipped for such childish behavior, the small police force, fearing his mother, refused to carry out the punishment, and I believe the kid went free.

The absence of vulgar crime is still more marked in the Highlands, where, but for whisky and religious zeal, there would be little need of magistrates. “Ye see, if they stole anything, they couldn’t get it off the island,” a Bute cynic once explained to me; but on the mainland opposite, I have known the ladies of a family leave their bathing dress hanging over the hedge by the roadside for weeks together. It was only on the grand and gallant scale that John Highlandman made a confusion between meum and tuum. But a distinctly litigious disposition in trifles keeps northern lawyers from starving among clients who, like Bartoline Saddletree and Peter Peebles, often cherish a strong amateur interest in law. In Dandie Dinmont’s country, we know, a man was “aye the better thought o’ for having been afore the Feifteen.”

The lack of serious crime is even more noticeable in the Highlands, where, except for whisky and religious fervor, there wouldn’t be much need for magistrates. “You see, if they stole anything, they couldn’t get it off the island,” a cynical local from Bute once told me; but on the mainland across from it, I’ve seen families leave their swimwear hanging over the hedge by the road for weeks. John Highlandman only confused ownership when it came to big affairs. However, a noticeably litigious attitude over small matters keeps northern lawyers busy among clients who, like Bartoline Saddletree and Peter Peebles, often have a keen amateur interest in the law. In Dandie Dinmont’s region, we know that a man was “always thought better of for having appeared before the Feifteen.”

Now that everybody subscribes to an Encyclopædia, it may not be necessary to remind readers how the Scots law is founded on the Roman, and how the practice of courts differs north and south of the Tweed. The administration of justice in Scotland seems now an example to England, whatever it may have been in the past. Feudalism died slow here. Baron courts continued to be held to our own day, though shorn of such unjust privilege as that by which the lord’s bailie decided questions between himself and his tenants. There was a time when only high treason was withheld from the jurisdiction of these private Solons. Then they lost power to adjudicate in the “four pleas of the crown,”—murder, rape, robbery, and arson, unless in the case of the slayer taken red-hand or the thief infang with the stolen property in his possession within the barony bounds. So late as 1707 Lord Drummond was good enough to “lend” his executioner to the city of Perth. After Culloden, hereditary judges like the Baron of Bradwardine were wholly deprived of the right of furca et fossa, the drowning of female and hanging of male offenders. Yet a generation ago the dispensers of minor justice in certain towns were the “bailies” of the superior, whom in one case I have known to be an Australian squatter and his distant deputy a respectable carpenter, while in such a town as Dalkeith, the Duke of Buccleuch appointed an able lawyer as permanent magistrate. The adoption of the Police Act brought this state of things to an end; and the baron’s judicial rights, if not formally abolished, have practically dwindled out of existence.

Now that everyone has access to an encyclopedia, it may not be necessary to remind readers how Scots law is based on Roman law and how court practices differ north and south of the Tweed. The justice system in Scotland seems to be a model for England now, regardless of what it was like in the past. Feudalism ended slowly here. Baronial courts continued to operate up until today, but without the unfair privileges that allowed a lord’s bailiff to settle disputes between him and his tenants. There was a time when only high treason was excluded from these private judges' jurisdictions. Then they lost the authority to decide on the "four pleas of the crown"—murder, rape, robbery, and arson—unless it was in the case of someone caught in the act of murder or a thief caught with the stolen goods on him within the barony limits. As recently as 1707, Lord Drummond was generous enough to “lend” his executioner to the city of Perth. After Culloden, hereditary judges like the Baron of Bradwardine completely lost the right to execute offenders by drowning or hanging. Yet just a generation ago, those administering minor justice in some towns were the "bailies" of the superior, one of whom I knew to be an Australian squatter, with his appointed deputy being a respectable carpenter, while in towns like Dalkeith, the Duke of Buccleuch appointed a skilled lawyer as the permanent magistrate. The introduction of the Police Act put an end to this situation; the baron’s judicial rights, though not formally abolished, have practically faded away.

The part of police magistrate and county court judge is doubled by the sheriff, an official whose title may be a

The roles of police magistrate and county court judge are taken on by the sheriff, an official whose title may be a



A PEEP OF THE GRAMPIANS, INVERNESS-SHIRE

A VIEW OF THE GRAMPIANS, INVERNESS-SHIRE

stumbling-block to Englishmen, and still more to inquiring foreigners like Count Smalltork. Nothing is apter to perplex our Continental neighbours than the irregularities of our constitution, the overlapping of boundaries, the general want of such symmetrical and consistent arrangement as recommends itself to the Latin or the well-drilled Teuton mind. What a pitfall for the foreign student of our institutions lies in the fact of a sheriff being an honorary dignitary in an English county, an elected constable in an American one, but a paid and permanent judge north of the Tweed! The shire reeves here were in feudal times hereditary lieutenants of the Crown, who, as the baron handed over judicial authority to his clerkly bailie, appointed legal representatives, still entitled Sheriffs Depute, also known as Sheriffs Principal, as they have come to be. These well-paid offices are prizes of the bar, held by successful advocates in Edinburgh, who only in special cases or by way of appeal are called to judgment. The everyday work of minor justice, civil and criminal, is done by resident paid officials, called Sheriffs Substitute, each, in his own district, wearing a halo of authority as “the Sheriff,” usually an advocate who has resigned the risks of practice to devote himself to this safer if less ambitious career, as is the case with the French magistracy. There are also Justices of the Peace, as in England, but these do not come so much before the public.

stumbling-block to Englishmen, and even more to curious foreigners like Count Smalltork. Nothing confuses our Continental neighbors more than the irregularities of our system, the overlapping borders, and the overall lack of the symmetrical and consistent organization that appeals to the Latin or well-trained German mind. What a trap for the foreign student of our institutions it is that a sheriff is an honorary position in an English county, an elected constable in an American one, but a paid and permanent judge north of the Tweed! The shire reeves here were, in feudal times, hereditary representatives of the Crown, who, as the baron delegated judicial authority to his clerkly bailiff, appointed legal representatives, still called Sheriffs Depute, also known as Sheriffs Principal, as they’ve come to be known. These well-paid positions are coveted by lawyers, held by successful advocates in Edinburgh, who are only called to judgment in special cases or by way of appeal. The everyday tasks of minor justice, both civil and criminal, are handled by paid officials known as Sheriffs Substitute, each in his own district, wearing a badge of authority as “the Sheriff,” typically an advocate who has chosen to leave the uncertainties of practice to focus on this safer, though less ambitious, career, similar to the French magistracy. There are also Justices of the Peace, as in England, but they don’t appear in public as much.

It need hardly be said that such a professional judge, assisted in important criminal cases by a jury, and checked in civil suits by right of appeal to his principal, makes a clearer fountain of justice than the Great Unpaid of an English Bench, who with the best intentions as to fairness must often depend on their clerk for law. In some points of procedure, too, the Scottish system sets a good example to the English. Prosecutions are not left in private hands, but are conducted by a public official. The Procurator-Fiscal is the Attorney-General of the Sheriff’s Court, also performing the duties of Coroner without the meddling of a jury or reporters, though in late years public inquests in certain cases of death have been introduced into Scottish practice. Petty offenders are disposed of by the Sheriff off-hand. More serious charges he remits to the consideration of the Crown officers in Edinburgh, who decide before what court the prisoner shall be tried. The first step is his being brought to private audience of the Sheriff, who, taking care that he do not prejudice his cause, invites him to tell his story, often the only way of getting at the real facts. Another practical arrangement is that of a “pleading diet,” at which criminals with no defence have a chance of submitting to the law and being sentenced with as little ado as may be.

It’s hardly necessary to say that a professional judge, supported by a jury in important criminal cases and overseen in civil cases by the right of appeal to his superior, creates a clearer source of justice than the Great Unpaid of an English Bench, who, despite their best intentions for fairness, often rely on their clerk for legal guidance. In several procedural aspects, the Scottish system offers a better model than the English one. Prosecutions aren’t left to private individuals; they're handled by a public official. The Procurator-Fiscal acts as the Attorney-General for the Sheriff’s Court while also serving as Coroner, managing cases without the interference of a jury or reporters, although public inquests have been introduced in recent years for certain death cases in Scottish practice. Minor offenses are quickly dealt with by the Sheriff. More serious allegations are referred to Crown officers in Edinburgh, who then determine which court will hear the case. The first step involves bringing the accused before the Sheriff in a private meeting, where he ensures he doesn’t compromise the case and invites the person to share their account, often the only way to uncover the actual facts. Another useful arrangement is the “pleading diet,” where defendants without a defense can voluntarily accept their fate and receive sentencing with minimal fuss.

While certain crimes, made heinous by the law of Moses, are still marked on the Scottish statute-book as to be punished with Draconian severity, and while in “good old days” the gallows, the lash, and the branding-iron were as freely used as south of the Border, the administration of the law here has come to be notably mild. Executions are rare, as, indeed, are cases of premeditated murder. In criminal trials, a Scottish jury numbers fifteen, and their verdict is that of the majority. Perhaps a deeper sense of the issues of life and death begets a stronger reluctance to send a fellow-man to the scaffold, and often prompts the verdict of “Not proven,” by which so many a criminal goes free yet hardly stainless.

While certain crimes, considered horrific by the law of Moses, are still listed on the Scottish statute books to be punished with severe penalties, and while in the "good old days" the gallows, the whip, and the branding iron were used as freely as they were south of the border, the enforcement of the law here has become notably more lenient. Executions are rare, just like cases of planned murder. In criminal trials, a Scottish jury consists of fifteen members, and their verdict reflects the majority's opinion. Perhaps a deeper understanding of the issues surrounding life and death creates a stronger hesitance to send someone to the gallows, and often leads to the verdict of "Not proven," which allows many criminals to go free yet still bearing some guilt.

From Aberdeen to Inverness there are three railway routes over an entanglement of Highland Railway and Great North of Scotland branches that have their main knot at Elgin. One line runs from Banff along the Moray Firth, giving fine views across to the opposite shore of Cromarty. Another turns up the Spey, and by this beautiful strath would bring us into the heart of the Highlands. The Speyside line considerately does not hurry passengers through its picturesque environments. There is a legend about this railway that the town council of Elgin—no wiser in their generation than Oxford and Cheltenham—sent up to London a deputation to oppose it in Parliament, when a Cockney crier made such strange work of the names Elgin and Craigellachie, that the worthy citizens sat on unconscious that the bill was being passed without question.

From Aberdeen to Inverness, there are three train routes that weave through a mix of Highland Railway and Great North of Scotland lines, with Elgin being the main hub. One route goes from Banff along the Moray Firth, offering great views across to the other side at Cromarty. Another route runs up the Spey River, taking us through this beautiful valley and deep into the Highlands. The Speyside line thoughtfully takes its time, allowing passengers to enjoy the scenic surroundings. There's a story about this railway where the town council of Elgin—just as clueless as those from Oxford and Cheltenham—sent a delegation to London to oppose it in Parliament. A Cockney announcer mispronounced the names Elgin and Craigellachie so badly that the townsfolk sat there entirely unaware that the bill was being approved without any objections.

The Speyside line has ways of its own, or had in former days, when I once remonstrated with a clerk who had given me, unasked, a return ticket, and he drily answered, “Ye needn’t take a return unless ye like; but it’s cheaper”—as it was, by five shillings! At one stage of our journey, the meeting of a Presbytery or some such function swelled the company in the single carriage to nearly a score, which so much exercised the mind of an elder that I heard him remark to a minister, “Doesna this remind ye, sir, of the saying of Daniel the prophet, ‘many shall run to and fro’?” As if exhausted by its unusual burden, the train stopped some couple of hours at Craigellachie, giving one time to make a “Spey cast,” but for the want of license and tackle. At the end of nearly a day’s journey from Banff, I reached the Boat of Garten, too late for any southward train that evening. Like other “boats” and “bridges” of the Highlands, this has a snug little inn, enlarged I fancy since then, when it had only one good bedroom, in which more than one crowned head has lain to rest. A friend of mine was occupying this when a telegram announced the arrival of the Empress of the French. Of course he turned out, then the people of the house sought his advice in adorning the chamber. He found them hastily fastening up over the Empress’ bed their most striking work of art, which happened to be a picture of the battle of Waterloo! Much more like Celtic courtesy was the conduct of William Black’s Highland veteran, who scrupled to wear his tartan trews before a Frenchwoman, for fear of reviving sore memories.

The Speyside line has its own quirks, or at least it did back in the day, when I once argued with a clerk who gave me a return ticket without me asking. He dryly replied, “You don’t have to take a return unless you want; but it’s cheaper”—and it was, by five shillings! At one point during our journey, a gathering of the Presbytery or something similar filled the single carriage with nearly twenty people, which concerned one elder so much that I overheard him tell a minister, “Doesn’t this remind you, sir, of the saying of Daniel the prophet, ‘many shall run to and fro’?” As if overwhelmed by its unusual load, the train stopped for a couple of hours at Craigellachie, giving us time for a "Spey cast," but due to not having a license and tackle. After nearly a day’s journey from Banff, I arrived at the Boat of Garten too late for any southbound train that evening. Like other “boats” and “bridges” in the Highlands, it has a cozy little inn, which I imagine has expanded since then, when it had only one decent bedroom where more than one crowned head has rested. A friend of mine was staying there when a telegram announced the arrival of the Empress of the French. Of course, he vacated the room, and then the inn staff sought his advice on how to decorate the chamber. He found them hurriedly putting up their most impressive piece of art over the Empress’ bed, which happened to be a painting of the Battle of Waterloo! Much more in line with Celtic courtesy was the behavior of William Black’s Highland veteran, who hesitated to wear his tartan trousers in front of a Frenchwoman for fear of bringing back painful memories.

CHAPTER VIII

TO JOHN O’ GROAT’S HOUSE

UNLESS for that modern knight-errant, the cyclist, speeding to achieve the quest of John o’ Groat’s House, the far northern Highlands seem as unduly neglected by tourists as the southern mountains of Wales. Yet across the Moray Firth, that half insulates the north end of Britain, lie charms and grandeurs none the less admirable for being somewhat out of the scope of tourist tickets. The best face of this region it turns to adventurers who brave the Hebridean seas; but also it has winning smiles and impressive frowns for those who on the east side follow the Highland line to its Pillars of Hercules.

UNLESS for that modern-day knight-errant, the cyclist, racing to reach John o’ Groat’s House, the remote northern Highlands seem just as overlooked by tourists as the southern mountains of Wales. Yet across the Moray Firth, which partially separates the north end of Britain, there are charms and wonders that are just as remarkable for being somewhat beyond the reach of typical tourist itineraries. The best of this region reveals itself to adventurers who brave the Hebridean seas; but it also offers warm welcomes and striking landscapes to those who travel along the Highland line on the east side toward its Pillars of Hercules.

The railway to the far north begins by running westward from Inverness to round the inner basin of the Moray Firth at Beauly, indeed a Beau lieu. Here, beside the ruins of a priory, is a seat of Lord Lovat, whose shifty ancestor, after Culloden, lurked for six weeks in a secret chamber of Cawdor Castle, but was finally run down in a hollow tree after adventures trying for the age of fourscore and four. The falls of Kilmorack make perhaps the finest point in a district full of attraction. Gilliechrist is noted for a grim story that does not go without question: in the church here a congregation of Mackenzies is said to have been burned alive, to the sound of the bagpipes, by their Christian enemies of Glengarry, a memory of ancient manners which Wordsworth laments as “withering to the root.” One of Lord Lovat’s hiding-places was an island in the river, that afterwards became a summer retreat of Sir Robert Peel; and its romantic cottage was for a time the home of the two Sobieski or Allan brothers who made a mysterious claim to represent the Stuarts, and were treated with royal honours by some Scottish families. They were a stately pair, after a somewhat theatrical style, taking the part of silent Pretenders in the Highland dress, on which they published a sumptuous volume. In later years, when both were well-known figures in the Reading-room of the British Museum, they, or at least one of them, came down to lodgings in Pimlico, where I have heard pseudo-majesty calling for his boots from the upper floor like a dignified Fred Bayham.

The railway to the far north starts off by heading west from Inverness, going around the inner basin of the Moray Firth at Beauly, truly a Beau lieu. Here, next to the ruins of a priory, is Lord Lovat's estate, whose crafty ancestor hid for six weeks in a secret chamber of Cawdor Castle after Culloden, only to be found in a hollow tree after living through adventures into his eighty-fourth year. The falls of Kilmorack are possibly the highlight of a region rich in beauty. Gilliechrist is known for a grim story that isn’t without controversy: it’s said that in the church here, a group of Mackenzies was burned alive to the sound of bagpipes by their Christian enemies from Glengarry, a haunting reminder of cruel traditions that Wordsworth mourned as “withering to the root.” One of Lord Lovat’s hideouts was an island in the river, which later became a summer home for Sir Robert Peel; its charming cottage was once home to the two Sobieski or Allan brothers, who claimed to be descendants of the Stuarts and were treated like royalty by some Scottish families. They were quite the pair, with a somewhat theatrical presence, playing the role of silent Pretenders in Highland dress, for which they published an extravagant book. In later years, when both became well-known figures in the Reading Room of the British Museum, they, or at least one of them, moved to lodgings in Pimlico, where I heard pseudo-majesty calling for his boots from the upper floor like a dignified Fred Bayham.

All this part of the railway is set among varied beauty, as it bends away from the western mountains and curves about the heads of the deep eastern firths. Beyond Beauly, it crosses the neck of the peninsula called the Black Isle, on which stand the ex-cathedral city of Fortrose, and Cromarty on the deep inlet guarded by its cave-worn Sutors, where one can ferry over the mouth of this Cromarty Firth to the farther promontory, ended by one of Scotland’s several “Tarbets,” name denoting an isthmus or portage. Cromarty no longer exists as a separate and much-separated county, of which Macbeth seems to have been Maormor or satrap. Before the boundary

All this part of the railway is set among beautiful scenery, as it bends away from the western mountains and curves around the heads of the deep eastern inlets. Beyond Beauly, it crosses the narrow part of the peninsula known as the Black Isle, which is home to the former cathedral city of Fortrose, and Cromarty, located on the deep inlet protected by its eroded Sutors. Here, you can take a ferry across the mouth of Cromarty Firth to the far promontory, which ends with one of Scotland's several “Tarbets,” a name that refers to an isthmus or portage. Cromarty is no longer an independent and widely separated county, of which Macbeth seems to have been the chief or governor. Before the boundary



THE RIVER GLASS NEAR BEAULY, INVERNESS-SHIRE

THE RIVER GLASS NEAR BEAULY, INVERNESS-SHIRE

adjustment in our generation, several Scottish shires had outlying fragments islanded within their neighbours’ bounds, an arrangement probably due to the intrigues of interested nobles; but this one was all disjecta membra, the largest lying away up in the north-west corner of Ross, with which environing county Cromarty is now incorporated. The county town, at the point of the Black Isle, still flourishes in a modest way, after shifting its site so that the Cross had to be bodily removed. It has reared at least two notable sons, one that literary Cavalier Sir Thomas Urquhart, who so well translated Rabelais while a prisoner in the Tower, whence he published other ingenious works that but feebly represent his industry, for some hundreds of his manuscripts, lost at the battle of Worcester, went to such base uses as lighting the pipes of Roundhead troopers. The other was Hugh Miller, the stone-mason’s apprentice, who rose to be an esteemed author, a geologist of note, and editor of the Witness, that full-toned organ that lifted with no uncertain sound the testimony of the Free Church.

In our time, several Scottish shires had sections completely surrounded by their neighboring counties, likely due to the schemes of powerful nobles. But this area was all disjecta membra, with the largest part located in the north-west corner of Ross, which is now merged with the surrounding county of Cromarty. The county town, situated at the tip of the Black Isle, still thrives in a modest way, having relocated its site so that the Cross had to be physically removed. It has produced at least two notable figures: one was the literary Cavalier Sir Thomas Urquhart, who famously translated Rabelais while imprisoned in the Tower and published other clever works that only faintly showcase his productivity, as hundreds of his manuscripts were lost at the battle of Worcester and were used for lighting the pipes of Roundhead soldiers. The other was Hugh Miller, the stone-mason’s apprentice, who became a respected author, a notable geologist, and editor of the Witness, a strong voice that confidently advocated for the Free Church.

This end of Scotland, like the south-west, has been strongly Whig in its sympathies. Even its Highland clans were often led by their chiefs to support the Protestant succession. It was a Mackay who commanded for King William against Claverhouse; the Munroes did service to King George against the Pretender; and President Forbes of Culloden kept the Mackenzies, or many of them, from joining the prince, who at his mansion spent a last quiet night on Scottish soil. Hugh Miller tells us how the Cromarty folk watched the smoke of Culloden across the Firth, of their rejoicing for Cumberland’s victory, and of their savage exultation over Lovat’s head. Religious enthusiasm here was kin to that of the Covenanters. To the south, as we have seen, lies a belt of Catholicism; and some glens of the Highlands shelter knots of Episcopacy; but when the Gael does take to Presbyterianism, he likes it hot and strong. This was the diocese of the “Men,” those inquisitorial elders who played such a severe part in church life of older days. The Free Church movement found great acceptation in the Highlands, so much so that in many parishes the Old Kirk has been almost deserted. And the Free Church in the far north is still largely officered by a school of ministers, who, fervidly rejecting the conclusions of criticism and latitudinarian liberality, are known as the “Highland host,” by humorous inversion of a phrase that once applied to an instrument of the prelatical party. The recent broadening of this body’s base has here been fiercely resisted, some congregations even coming to blows over Disruption principles. There was a time when the Sabbath could be said not to come above the Pass of Killiecrankie; but now the northern Highlands are the fastness of a Sabbatarianism that dies hard all over rural Scotland. In Ross, the late Queen Victoria had the unwonted experience of being refused horses for a Sunday journey by a postmaster incarnating the spirit of John Knox; then it is understood that Her Majesty gave directions he should in no way suffer for conscience’ sake. There were “godly” lords in these parts, to whose influence Hugh Miller attributes this temper of faith; and here was the diocese of that “Black John” the “Apostle of the North,” whose field-preachings stirred the bones of martyrs to old prelatic tyranny.

This part of Scotland, like the southwest, has historically leaned strongly toward the Whig perspective. Even the Highland clans were often led by their chiefs to back the Protestant succession. It was a Mackay who commanded for King William against Claverhouse; the Munroes served King George against the Pretender; and President Forbes of Culloden prevented many of the Mackenzies from joining the prince, who spent his last peaceful night on Scottish soil at his estate. Hugh Miller recounts how the people of Cromarty watched the smoke from Culloden across the Firth, rejoicing in Cumberland’s victory and celebrating savagely over Lovat’s head. The religious fervor here resembled that of the Covenanters. To the south lies a region of Catholicism; some Highlands glens harbor groups of Episcopacy; but when the Gael embraces Presbyterianism, he prefers it intense and unwavering. This was the diocese of the “Men,” those strict elders who played a major role in the church life of earlier times. The Free Church movement gained significant acceptance in the Highlands, to the point that many parishes have nearly abandoned the Old Kirk. The Free Church in the far north is still largely led by a group of ministers who fervently reject critical conclusions and liberal freedoms, humorously referred to as the “Highland host,” a twist on a term once used for the prelatical party. The recent expansion of this group's base has faced strong opposition here, with some congregations even coming to blows over Disruption principles. There was a time when one could say that Sunday didn’t reach above the Pass of Killiecrankie; but now the northern Highlands are a stronghold of a Sabbatarianism that struggles to survive throughout rural Scotland. In Ross, the late Queen Victoria experienced a rare situation when a postmaster—embodying the spirit of John Knox—refused to provide horses for a Sunday trip; it’s understood that Her Majesty ordered that he should not face any repercussions for his conscience. There were “godly” lords in these areas, and Hugh Miller attributes this religious outlook to their influence; this was also the diocese of “Black John,” the “Apostle of the North,” whose field sermons revived the spirits of martyrs against old prelatical tyranny.

It is no wonder that Hugh Miller became a champion of the Free Church in its pristine glow. Alas! his promising career was cut short by his own hand. It is believed that the trial of reconciling the Mosaic geology with advancing science proved too much for his brain. Had his lot been cast in our generation, divines of his own beloved communion would have taught him more accommodating interpretations, that might have helped to a longer lease of usefulness one of Scotland’s many self-taught sons, whose Schools and Schoolmasters remains the best book on this countryside.

It’s not surprising that Hugh Miller became a strong supporter of the Free Church in its early days. Unfortunately, his promising career was cut short by his own actions. It’s thought that the struggle to align Mosaic geology with the progress of science was too much for him to handle. If he had lived in our time, leaders of his cherished church would have provided him with more flexible interpretations, which might have allowed one of Scotland’s many self-taught individuals to have a longer, more impactful career. His book, Schools and Schoolmasters, is still considered the best on the subject in this region.

At Dingwall, the little county town of Ross, which, like the Devonshire Torrington, has been fondly thought to resemble Jerusalem in site, a short branch line turns westward to Strathpeffer, the Scottish Harrogate, thriving apace since it got a railway. Till then its clients were chiefly local, many of them seeking an antidote to more potent waters distilled hereabouts; but now in the later part of the season it is crowded with visitors from both sides of the Border. Strathpeffer has varied advantages to bring patients all the way from London. It boasts the strongest sulphur water in the kingdom, also such an effervescing chalybeate spring as is rarer in Britain than in Germany; it has adopted peat baths, douches, and other balneological devices from the Continent; while a remarkably good climate helps it to distinction among northern spas. It is sheltered by mountains from the wet and windy west; then its show of flourishing crofts, originally granted to a disbanded Highland regiment, attests a genial summer; and beside the Pump-room Highland Eves tempt the drinkers with tantalising piles of strawberries, forbidden by the faculty as plum-pudding at Kissingen; but it is to be feared that British invalids are less docile to Kurgemäss rules. The village lies in a valley begirt by charming scenery of “dwarf Highlands” about the course of the Conon and other streams. Hugh Miller worked here as a mason lad, and his “recollections of this rich tract of country, with its woods and towers and noble river, seem as if bathed in the rich light of gorgeous sunsets.” The long summer evenings light up patches of heather over which is the way to such beauty spots as Loch Achilty, the Falls of Conon, and the Falls of Rogie, that have been compared to Tivoli. Close at hand is Castle Leod, famed for enormous Spanish chestnuts that give the lie to Dr. Johnson; and farther off are other ancient mansions, Brahan Castle, whose gardens were laid out by Paxton; Coul with its fine grounds, and the spectral ruin of Fairburn Tower. Above the village the wooded ridge of the Cat’s Back leads to a noble view from green Knockfarril, where is perhaps the best of the “vitrified forts” so common in the far north. Rheumatic patients would once celebrate their cure by dancing a Highland fling before the Pump-room, a saltatory exercise said to have originated in the experience of a kilt among midges. To prove themselves sound in wind and limb, Sassenach visitors might ascend Ben Wyvis, the “Mount of Storms,” a ten-miles tramp or pony ride. There is no difficulty on the way unless a bog at the bottom, that must be skirted in wet weather; and the prospect from the top is rarely extensive in proportion to the trouble of reaching it: on a fine day may be seen the mountains of Argyll, of Braemar, of Sutherland, and of Skye, perhaps grandly half revealed through distant haze or thunderstorm.

At Dingwall, the small county town of Ross, which, like Torrington in Devon, has often been affectionately thought to resemble Jerusalem due to its location, a short branch line heads west to Strathpeffer, known as the Scottish Harrogate, which has flourished since getting a railway. Before that, its visitors were mainly locals, many looking for relief from the more potent waters found nearby; but now, later in the season, it is packed with visitors from both sides of the Border. Strathpeffer has various advantages that attract patients all the way from London. It has the strongest sulphur water in the country and a rare effervescing chalybeate spring that is less common in Britain than in Germany; it has adopted peat baths, douches, and other spa treatments from the Continent; and it benefits from a notably good climate, setting it apart among northern spas. It is sheltered by mountains from the wet and windy west, and its display of thriving crofts, originally given to a disbanded Highland regiment, indicates a pleasant summer; next to the Pump-room, Highland Eves tempt visitors with enticing piles of strawberries, forbidden by the faculty like plum pudding at Kissingen; but it’s feared that British invalids are less compliant with Kurgemäss rules. The village is nestled in a valley surrounded by charming scenery of "dwarf Highlands" along the course of the Conon and other streams. Hugh Miller worked here as a mason boy, and his "recollections of this rich tract of country, with its woods and towers and noble river, seem as if bathed in the rich light of gorgeous sunsets." The long summer evenings illuminate patches of heather leading to beautiful spots like Loch Achilty, the Falls of Conon, and the Falls of Rogie, which have been compared to Tivoli. Close by is Castle Leod, famous for its enormous Spanish chestnuts that contradict Dr. Johnson's impressions; and further away are other ancient mansions, Brahan Castle, whose gardens were designed by Paxton; Coul with its lovely grounds, and the haunting ruins of Fairburn Tower. Above the village, the wooded ridge of the Cat’s Back leads to a magnificent view from green Knockfarril, where one of the best “vitrified forts” in the far north can be found. Rheumatic patients would once celebrate their recovery by dancing a Highland fling in front of the Pump-room, a lively dance said to have come from the experience of wearing a kilt among midges. To prove their fitness, English visitors might climb Ben Wyvis, the “Mount of Storms,” which involves a ten-mile walk or pony ride. The only challenge on the route is a bog at the bottom that needs to be avoided in wet weather; and the view from the top is rarely as broad as the effort it takes to reach it: on a clear day, the mountains of Argyll, Braemar, Sutherland, and Skye can be seen, perhaps grandly half-revealed through distant haze or thunderstorm.



MOOR OF RANNOCH, PERTHSHIRE AND ARGYLLSHIRE

MOOR OF RANNOCH, PERTHSHIRE AND ARGYLLSHIRE

At Dingwall diverges also the branch line to Lochalsh, the ferry for Skye. This takes one through a real Highland country, where at Auchnasheen goes off the coach route to Loch Maree, which some judge the finest scene in Scotland. Less smiling than Loch Lomond, it lies more wildly among naked pyramids of quartz, Ben Slioch the most conspicuous point of them, but this lake has the same beauty of wooded islets at the lower end, where a group of half-drowned hillocks “form a miniature archipelago, grey with lichened stone, and bosky with birch and hazel.” On one of these are the ruins of a chapel of the Virgin Mary, who was perhaps godmother to Loch Maree. Beyond it open the sea-inlets Torridon, Gairloch, and Loch Ewe; and the coast northwards by Ullapool and Loch Inver is pierced by deep fiords and overlooked by grand summits, worn down from Himalayan masses of old. On the road from Garve to Ullapool, beside the strath looking down to Loch Broom, an oasis of greenery enshrines the Measach Falls of Corriehalloch, a stream tumbling through a deep-bitten chasm, which some have pronounced the grandest Highland scene in the genre of that Black Rock ravine mentioned below. If we are ever to reach John o’ Groat’s House let us turn away from the transparent waters of this coast and from the gloomy glories of Skye. The sportsmen to whom these northern wilds are best known would not thank any guide of idle tourists, and such a guide must be pitied in his task of repeating epithets.

At Dingwall, the branch line to Lochalsh diverges, which is the ferry to Skye. This route takes you through real Highland country, where at Auchnasheen the coach route leads to Loch Maree, which some consider the finest scenery in Scotland. Less picturesque than Loch Lomond, it lies more ruggedly among stark quartz peaks, with Ben Slioch being the most prominent. However, this lake shares the same charm of wooded islets at its southern end, where a cluster of slightly submerged hills “forms a miniature archipelago, grey with lichen-covered stone, and lush with birch and hazel.” On one of those islets are the ruins of a chapel dedicated to the Virgin Mary, who might have been the godmother to Loch Maree. Beyond it are the sea inlets of Torridon, Gairloch, and Loch Ewe; the coast north towards Ullapool and Loch Inver is carved by deep fjords and dominated by towering peaks, worn down from ancient Himalayan formations. On the road from Garve to Ullapool, next to the valley overlooking Loch Broom, a green oasis surrounds the Measach Falls of Corriehalloch, a stream cascading through a steep gorge, which some have called the most spectacular Highland scene in the genre of the Black Rock ravine mentioned below. If we ever reach John o’ Groat’s House, let’s steer clear of the clear waters of this coast and the somber beauty of Skye. The hunters familiar with these northern wildernesses wouldn't appreciate a guide full of bored tourists, and such a guide should be sympathized with for having to repeat clichés.

From Dingwall the railway holds up the side of the Cromarty Firth by a country of Munroes and Mackenzies, who have taken all the world for their province. A notable natural feature here is the chasm of the Black Rock, through which a stream from Loch Glass leaps in a series of cascades gouging out an open tunnel that sometimes is only a few yards wide at the top, whence one looks down upon waters foaming into gloomy linns, an American cañon in miniature, its edges bristling like the Trossachs, its mouth thus described by Hugh Miller:—

From Dingwall, the railway runs alongside the Cromarty Firth through a land inhabited by the Munroes and Mackenzies, who have claimed the whole region as their own. A notable natural feature here is the chasm of the Black Rock, where a stream from Loch Glass rushes down in a series of cascades, carving out an open tunnel that sometimes is just a few yards wide at the top. From there, you can look down at the waters churning into dark pools, reminiscent of a miniature American canyon, with its edges rugged like the Trossachs. Its mouth is described by Hugh Miller:—

“The river—after wailing for miles in a pent-up channel, narrow as one of the lanes of old Edinburgh, and hemmed in by walls quite as perpendicular, and nearly twice as lofty—suddenly expands, first into a deep, brown pool, and then into a broad, tumbling stream, that, as if permanently affected in temper by the strict severity of the discipline to which its early life had been subjected, frets and chafes in all its after course, till it loses itself in the sea. The banks, ere we reach the opening of the chasm, have become steep and wild and densely wooded, and there stand out on either hand giant crags, that plant their iron feet in the stream; here girdled with belts of rank, succulent herbs, that love the damp shade and the frequent drizzle of the spray; and there, hollow and bare, with their round pebbles sticking out from the partially decomposed surface, like the piled-up skulls in the great underground cemetery of the Parisians.... And over the sullen pool in front we may see the stern pillars of the portal rising from eighty to a hundred feet in height, and scarce twelve feet apart, like the massive obelisks of some Egyptian temple; while in gloomy vista within, projection starts out beyond projection, like column beyond column in some narrow avenue of approach to Luxor or Carnac. The precipices are green, with some moss or byssus, that, like the miner, chooses a subterranean habitat—for here the rays of the sun never fall; the dead mossy water beneath, from which the cliffs rise so abruptly, bears the hue of molten pitch; the trees, fast anchored in the rock, shoot out their branches across the opening, to form a thick tangled roof, at the height of a hundred and fifty feet overhead; while from the recesses within, where the eye fails to penetrate, there issues a combination of the strangest and wildest sounds ever yet produced by water: there is the deafening rush of the torrent, blent as if with the clang of hammers, the roar of vast bellows, and the confused gabble of a thousand voices.”

“The river—after crying out for miles in a narrow channel, tight as one of the old lanes in Edinburgh, surrounded by walls just as steep and nearly twice as high—suddenly widens, first into a deep, brown pool, and then into a wide, rushing stream that, as if forever shaped by the strict discipline it faced in its early life, churns and roils throughout its journey until it meets the sea. The banks, before we reach the chasm's opening, have become steep and wild, densely covered in trees, with giant cliffs on either side, standing firmly in the water; here encircled by lush, juicy plants that thrive in the damp shade and constant spray; and there, hollow and bare, with round pebbles protruding from the partly decomposed surface, like the stacked skulls in the vast underground cemetery of Paris.... And over the dark pool in front, we can see the stern pillars of the entrance rising from eighty to a hundred feet high, barely twelve feet apart, like the massive obelisks of some Egyptian temple; while in the gloomy view beyond, one projection extends out beyond another, like columns in a narrow approach to Luxor or Karnak. The cliffs are green with some moss or byssus, which, like the miner, prefers a dark home—since the sunlight never reaches here; the dead, moss-colored water below, from which the cliffs rise so steeply, has the color of molten pitch; the trees, firmly rooted in the rock, stretch their branches across the opening, creating a thick, tangled canopy, at a height of a hundred and fifty feet overhead; while from the hidden spaces within, where the eye cannot see, comes a mix of the strangest and wildest sounds ever produced by water: there is the deafening rush of the torrent, blended as if with the sound of hammers, the roar of huge bellows, and the chaotic chatter of a thousand voices.”

Turning away from the sea, the line soon strikes it again at the ancient borough of Tain, on the Dornoch Firth. Near the head of the inlet we cross into Sutherland, and soon by the gorge of the Shin come to Lairg, port of the mail-cars that cruise into far corners of this county. The southern land, whose name tells how it was once counted part of nakeder Caithness, has truly northern features of mountains and open moors, lakes, “waters,” “straths,” and the “kyles” of its coast, those deep narrow sounds taking their Gaelic name from the same root as Calais. Three of its five sides are washed by the sea. The interior is chiefly given up to deer and sheep, with here and there an oasis of moorland farm, rescued from the heather as Holland from salt water, and only by ceaseless industry held against Nature’s encroachments. Too much of the land, indeed, makes “a wilderness of brown and ragged moorland,” whose “monotonous features” are “masses of wet rock and dark russet heather, black swamps, low and bare hills, and now and again the grey glimmer of a stream or tarn” among heights “dulled with hurrying showers and glittering out again to the sun.”

Turning away from the sea, the path soon meets it again at the ancient town of Tain, on the Dornoch Firth. Near the head of the inlet, we cross into Sutherland and soon reach Lairg by way of the gorge of the Shin, a port for the mail cars that travel to remote corners of this county. The southern land, whose name indicates it was once considered part of the sparsely populated Caithness, features distinctly northern landscapes with mountains and open moors, lakes, “waters,” “straths,” and the “kyles” of its coast, those deep narrow inlets that take their Gaelic name from the same root as Calais. Three of its five sides are bordered by the sea. The interior is mostly home to deer and sheep, with a few patches of moorland farms, reclaimed from heather like Holland from saltwater, and only preserved from Nature’s encroachments through constant hard work. Much of the land, unfortunately, resembles “a wilderness of brown and ragged moorland,” whose “monotonous features” include “masses of wet rock and dark russet heather, black swamps, low and bare hills, and occasionally the grey shimmer of a stream or tarn” among heights “dulled with rushing showers and sparkling under the sun.”

The fish of its inland waters is one of Sutherland’s richest harvests. Its lakes are legion; one large parish alone is said to contain hundreds of sheets; and the coming and going of anglers keeps up the good roads and fair inns of a thinly-populated region, from which have been swept away the traces of homes made desolate by the “Sutherland evictions.” Loch Shin, running half across the county from Lairg, is the longest lake, about which man has waged feeble war with the sternness of Nature; but the wildest scene is Loch Assynt, near the west coast, tapering among a group of grand mountains such as the Sutherlandshire Ben More and the three-peaked mass of Quinaig. This remote nook seems neglected by authors, yet a picturesque novelist might here find material for a second Legend of Montrose, whose last adventure brought him to be captured by Macleod of Assynt and confined in the Castle of Ardvreck. As for the features of the west coast, behind which rise so wildly weather-worn crags above glacier-planed glens and fiords, like those of Norway on a smaller scale, they are thus summed up by Mr. John Sinclair in his Scenes and Stories of the North of Scotland:—

The fish in Sutherland's inland waters is one of its biggest treasures. Its lakes are numerous; one large parish alone is said to have hundreds of them, and the arrival and departure of anglers help maintain the good roads and decent inns in this sparsely populated area, where the signs of homes destroyed by the “Sutherland evictions” have been removed. Loch Shin, stretching halfway across the county from Lairg, is the longest lake, where humans have attempted to battle the harshness of Nature; but the wildest scenery can be found at Loch Assynt, near the west coast, nestled among a group of majestic mountains like Sutherlandshire Ben More and the three-peaked mass of Quinaig. This remote area seems overlooked by writers, yet a talented novelist could find inspiration for a sequel to Legend of Montrose, whose last adventure saw him captured by Macleod of Assynt and held in the Castle of Ardvreck. As for the features of the west coast, behind which rise dramatically worn cliffs above glacier-carved valleys and fjords, reminiscent of Norway on a smaller scale, they are summed up by Mr. John Sinclair in his Scenes and Stories of the North of Scotland:—

“The Gaelic word ‘Assynt’ is a compound and signifies ‘out and in.’ If so, like almost all place-names in the Highlands, it is most fitting and felicitous. Indeed it applies admirably, not only to the district so called, but to the entire west coast of Sutherland from the borders of Ross-shire to Cape Wrath itself. Looking, for instance, at the map, we can still see in the endless contortions of the shore, as we used to do when children, the figures and profiles of men and beasts—not one of them in any degree like to any other. There are brows flat and high on the headlands; eyes large and small in the lochs and tarns; noses Roman, Grecian, retroussé, on the rocky capes; bay-mouths wide and narrow, open and shut, drooping in sadness, curving upward in joy; chins which are impudent, and chins which are retiring; cheeks smooth and furrowed, shaven and bearded; and in all these you can clearly see, if you have any discernment at all, grumpy grandfathers and grinning fools, laughing children and scolding

“The Gaelic word ‘Assynt’ is a compound and means ‘out and in.’ If that's the case, like almost all the place names in the Highlands, it feels very appropriate and fitting. In fact, it suits not only the area named Assynt but also the entire west coast of Sutherland from the borders of Ross-shire to Cape Wrath itself. For example, if we look at the map, we can still see in the endless twists of the shore, just like we used to as kids, the shapes and profiles of men and animals—none of them resembling each other at all. There are flat and high brows on the headlands; big and small eyes in the lochs and tarns; Roman, Grecian, and retroussé noses on the rocky capes; wide and narrow bay-mouths, some open and some closed, drooping in sadness or curving upward in joy; chins that are cheeky or shy; cheeks that are smooth or wrinkled, shaven or bearded; and in all of these, you can clearly see, if you have any sense at all, grumpy grandfathers and silly fools, laughing children and scolding adults.”



THE ISLES OF LOCH MAREE, ROSS-SHIRE

THE ISLES OF LOCH MAREE, ROSS-SHIRE

dominies, gaping crocodiles and snarling monkeys, weeping maids and wistful lovers. The surface of the country inland from the shore is extremely varied, rugged, and wild, but full of interest and charm for healthy and buoyant natures. If you believe, as I for one do, that in order to see the beauties and taste the sweets of land and water there is needed not only sight but insight, which is something far more and better, you will find at every turn of the highway new matter of surprise and admiration. Island-studded bays like Badcall, picturesque retreats like Scourie; deeply indented lochs like Laxford, the ‘Fiord of salmon’; distant views of a mountain-chain of peaks; long successions of rocky knolls crowned with brushwood and heather—these are a few of the elements which go to make up the panorama between Assynt and the Kyle of Durness. When at length you look down over the brindled cliffs of Cape Wrath; when you behold its rugged masses of God-made masonry; when you hear the thunder-throb of the waves in its vaulted caverns; when you gaze to south and west and north over the hungry heaving sea, you can but look and marvel and adore.”

dominies, gaping crocodiles, and snarling monkeys, crying maids and longing lovers. The land just inland from the shore is incredibly varied, rugged, and wild, but full of interest and charm for those with a healthy and vibrant spirit. If you believe, as I do, that to truly appreciate the beauty and sweetness of land and water you need not just sight but insight, which is something far deeper and richer, you will discover surprising and admirable things at every turn of the road. Island-dotted bays like Badcall, scenic getaways like Scourie; deeply carved lochs like Laxford, the ‘Fiord of salmon’; distant views of a mountain range of peaks; long stretches of rocky knolls topped with brushwood and heather—these are just a few of the elements that create the breathtaking landscape between Assynt and the Kyle of Durness. When you finally look down over the streaked cliffs of Cape Wrath; when you see its rugged formations of nature's own architecture; when you hear the thunderous roar of the waves in its vaulted caves; when you gaze south, west, and north over the restless, heaving sea, you can only look in awe and marvel.

The north coast, with its Cave of Smoo and its Kyles of Durness and of Tongue, is also grandly broken. The east shore, along which the railway runs to Helmsdale, is rather a strip of fields and woods. In the south-east corner lies Dornoch, which enjoys the distinction of being the smallest county town in the kingdom, literally a village, with a restored Cathedral as proof of city dignity, and on the site of its Episcopal palace a prison that has been closed for want of custom among the honest Highlanders. There has been little crime here since the last witch was burned on British soil in 1722 at Dornoch. What brings strangers to Dornoch, now that it has a railway branch, is its golf-links, extending for thousands of acres on the seashore; and this far-northern understudy of St. Andrews offers a remarkably good autumn climate, often mild up till Christmas. Not much bigger is Golspie, with its sea-girt pile of Dunrobin, seat of the ducal family that, owning most of Sutherland, and having incorporated the title and estate of Cromarty as well as the English peerages of Stafford and Gower, can hold up its head as the largest landowner in Britain. With a thousand or so people of its own, Golspie has a good hotel, from which strangers may visit the Dunrobin Glen and waterfall, the traces of gold-working that once promised to pay in this neighbourhood, and Ben Bhraggie conspicuously crowned by Chantrey’s statue of the first Duke of Sutherland.

The north coast, with its Cave of Smoo and the Kyles of Durness and Tongue, is quite rugged. The eastern shore, where the railway runs to Helmsdale, is more of a stretch of fields and woods. In the southeast corner is Dornoch, which has the distinction of being the smallest county town in the kingdom—essentially a village, featuring a restored Cathedral as evidence of its city status, and on the site of its Episcopal palace, a prison that was closed due to a lack of use by the honest Highlanders. There has been little crime here since the last witch was burned on British soil in 1722 in Dornoch. What attracts visitors to Dornoch now that it has a railway line is its golf links, which stretch for thousands of acres along the seashore; this northern counterpart to St. Andrews boasts a surprisingly pleasant autumn climate, often remaining mild until Christmas. Golspie is not much larger, featuring the sea-surrounded Dunrobin, the seat of the ducal family that owns most of Sutherland and has added the title and estate of Cromarty as well as the English peerages of Stafford and Gower, making it the largest landowner in Britain. With around a thousand residents, Golspie has a decent hotel, from which visitors can explore Dunrobin Glen and waterfall, the remnants of gold mining that once seemed promising in the area, and Ben Bhraggie, prominently topped by Chantrey’s statue of the first Duke of Sutherland.

Above Helmsdale, the Ord ridge makes the Caithness frontier, round the end of which winds what is literally a highroad into our northernmost county, described by Pennant as more terrible than the Penmaenmawr track that used to be the bugbear of travellers to Ireland. The road has been improved, but the railway is here forced away from the sea, seeking an entry into Caithness farther inland. The southern part of this county is still Highland, where the train runs on miles and miles over unbroken stretches of heather; then farther north these fall away into a windy expanse of hollows and ridges, in which Nature would seem to have come short of material for ending off our island with picturesque effect; the central part has even been called the most forlorn wilderness in Britain. Caithness, like other countrysides, has been “improved” in our time; but still it shows wide, cheerless prospects of bog and waste, with peat stacks more frequent than trees, and scattered, turf-walled houses having their thatch bound on by straw ropes and weighted down by stones to keep them from being blown away. Verses signed by the well-known initials, “J. S. B.,” set in a frame of honour at John o’ Groat’s House, describe the bareness and bleakness of these poor fields, fenced by

Above Helmsdale, the Ord ridge marks the Caithness border, around which curves a major road into our northernmost county. Pennant described this route as worse than the Penmaenmawr path that used to trouble travelers heading to Ireland. The road has been improved, but the railway is pushed away from the coast, trying to find a way into Caithness further inland. The southern part of this county is still Highland, where the train travels for miles over unbroken heather; further north, this gives way to a windy stretch of valleys and ridges, where it seems Nature ran out of materials to finish off our island in a scenic way. The central area has even been called the most desolate wilderness in Britain. Caithness, like other areas, has been “improved” over time; yet it still displays vast, grim views of bog and desolation, with peat stacks more common than trees and scattered, turf-walled homes with thatch secured by straw ropes and weighed down with stones to prevent them from blowing away. Verses signed with the famous initials “J. S. B.” are displayed in a frame of honor at John o’ Groat’s House, capturing the emptiness and starkness of these struggling fields, fenced by

Flagstones and slates lined up Where hedges are too scared to grow;

and

and

Shrubs swaying in the breeze,
Sweating to turn into trees.

The most flourishing production of Caithness appears to be the flagstones, layers of mud and fish bones pressed together ages ago, which its quarries send forth to pave more genial regions. Its waters, too, grow a valuable crop, as one may know who has ever seen the multitudinous herring-fishing fleet set sail from Wick in the long summer twilight. Angling can be had in a chain of some dozen lochs drained by the Thurso river that runs through the county from south to north, at the mouth of which over 2500 salmon were once netted in one haul. In the south, if heather were edible, the folk should be fat; and below darkly naked cones, we find glens such as Berriedale, in parts rich as well as romantic, like a miniature Switzerland of which Morven is the Matterhorn.

The most thriving product of Caithness seems to be the flagstones, layers of mud and fish bones that were pressed together ages ago, which its quarries supply to pave more welcoming areas. Its waters also yield a valuable catch, as anyone who has seen the numerous herring fishing fleet set sail from Wick during the long summer evenings can attest. Fishing is available in a chain of about a dozen lochs drained by the Thurso River that flows through the county from south to north, where more than 2500 salmon were once caught in a single haul. In the south, if heather were edible, the people would be well-fed; and beneath the starkly bare peaks, we find valleys like Berriedale, which are both rich and picturesque, resembling a miniature Switzerland with Morven as its Matterhorn.

Here again we have a duodecimo edition of Highlands and Lowlands bound together. In the north-east the people are tall and sturdy, with plain marks of Scandinavian origin, like their sters and dales. On the south and west rather, we find clans bearing such names as Mackay, Sutherland, Keith, and Gunn, the last certainly a Norse tribe who can wear only an adopted tartan. Most illustrious of all were the Sinclairs, that held the now dwindled Earldom of Caithness, one of those Norman families settling themselves so masterfully all over Scotland. From this farthest point of the kingdom, hundreds of them followed their Earl to Flodden, and hardly one came back to tell the tale of that “Black Monday,” since when, it is said, no Sinclair will cross the Ord ridge on a Monday. Another sore loss fell on the clan a century later, when a certain Colonel Sinclair, heedless of what foreign enlistment regulations had then taken shape, led a regiment of his clan to serve Gustavus Adolphus against Norway, but, attacked by Norwegian peasants in a narrow gorge, more than half of them were crushed beneath rocks hurled down from above, as the French soldiers in Tyrol, or the Turks in defiles of the Kurdish Dersim. The monument on the spot records the death of fourteen hundred kindly Scots, which appears an exaggeration; but it is said that not a score escaped with their lives. Many other grim and gory tales might be told of this race, as some are in Mr. John Sinclair’s book above mentioned. The shells of castles fringing these shores have as often as not had a Sinclair lord at one period or other, like Castle Sinclair, almost crumbled away, while the older Girnigo, on to which it was built, still stoutly defies the weather. To-day the most outstanding branch of the family is that of Thurso, first distinguished in a new field by Sir John Sinclair’s Statistical Account of Scotland, and by his improvements in the county; then by the author of Holiday House, and by more than one dignitary of the English Church. This family is notable for stature as well as

Here we have a duodecimo edition of *Highlands and Lowlands* bound together. In the northeast, the people are tall and strong, clearly showing their Scandinavian roots, like their *sters* and *dales*. In the south and west, we find clans with names like Mackay, Sutherland, Keith, and Gunn, the last being definitely a Norse tribe that can only wear an adopted tartan. The most notable of all were the Sinclairs, who held the now diminished Earldom of Caithness, one of those Norman families that established themselves so prominently all over Scotland. From this farthest point of the kingdom, hundreds of them followed their Earl to Flodden, and hardly any returned to share the story of that “Black Monday,” after which it is said that no Sinclair will cross the Ord ridge on a Monday. Another significant loss for the clan came a century later when a Colonel Sinclair, ignoring the foreign enlistment regulations that had developed, led a regiment of his clan to serve Gustavus Adolphus against Norway. However, attacked by Norwegian peasants in a narrow gorge, more than half of them were crushed by rocks thrown from above, similar to what happened to the French soldiers in Tyrol or the Turks in the narrow passes of Kurdish Dersim. The monument at the site commemorates the death of fourteen hundred brave Scots, which seems exaggerated; however, it is said that fewer than twenty escaped with their lives. Many other dark and bloody stories could be told about this clan, as some are in Mr. John Sinclair’s book mentioned above. The remnants of castles along these shores have often had a Sinclair lord at some point, like Castle Sinclair, which is nearly crumbled away, while the older Girnigo, on which it was built, still defiantly withstands the weather. Today, the most prominent branch of the family is that of Thurso, first recognized in a new area by Sir John Sinclair’s *Statistical Account of Scotland*, and by his improvements in the county; then by the author of *Holiday House*, and by more than one dignitary of the English Church. This family is remarkable for their stature as well as.



MOOR AND MOUNTAIN, ROSS-SHIRE

Moor and Mountain, Ross-shire

wisdom. I forget whether it was Catherine Sinclair’s father or brother who was said to have three dozen feet of daughters; and when he put down a new pavement—probably from his own quarries—opposite his house in Edinburgh, it was readily nicknamed the “Giant’s Causeway.” The main branch of the Sinclairs, whose titles at one time, says Sir Walter, might have wearied a herald when they were not so rich as many an English yeoman, is represented near Edinburgh by the ruins of Rosslyn Castle and the monuments of that beautiful chapel—

wisdom. I can't remember if it was Catherine Sinclair’s father or brother who was said to have three dozen daughters; and when he laid down a new pavement—probably from his own quarries—across from his house in Edinburgh, it was quickly nicknamed the “Giant’s Causeway.” The main branch of the Sinclairs, whose titles at one point, according to Sir Walter, could have exhausted a herald when they were not as wealthy as many English farmers, is represented near Edinburgh by the ruins of Rosslyn Castle and the monuments of that beautiful chapel—

Where Rosslyn’s leaders rest in peace Each baron for a black cloak
Clad in his iron armor.

The railway, forking for the only Caithness towns, Wick and Thurso, with their ports Pulteneytown and Scrabster, does not give a fair view of the county. Its most impressive features, as at our other Land’s End, are to be looked for in its rim of brown cliffs, tight-packed layers of flagstones, their faces “etched out in alternate lines of cornice and frieze,” here dappled by hardy vegetation, there alive with clamorous sea-fowl. Like the granite, slate, and serpentine edges of Cornwall, these sandstone rocks have been carved by wind and water into boldest shapes of capes and bays, dark caverns, funnels, overhanging shelves and gables, swirling “pots” and foaming reefs, isolated stacks lashed by every tide, broken teeth bored and filled by every storm, and the deep chasms here called geos, that sometimes lead down to beaches rich in fine and rare shells, for one, “John o’ Groat’s Buckie,” akin to the cowries of the tropics. In the damp crevices, also, grow rare herbs such as that “Holy Grass” found by Robert Dick of Thurso, one of Mr. Smiles’s “discoveries” in the species of self-helped naturalists. More truly than of Cornwall, it may be said that Caithness seldom grows wood enough to make a coffin. Where Cornwall comes short of Caithness is in the numerous castles, not all of them left to decay, that on the verge of those northern precipices might often be confounded with Nature’s own ruins. It was only about the beginning of the eighteenth century that such strongholds could be deserted for snugger mansions. Here, in 1680, was the scene of our last private war, when the head of the Breadalbane Campbells invaded Caithness with a small army, that overcame the Sinclairs, it is said, by the wily stratagem of causing to be stranded on their coast a ship freighted with whisky to drown the enemy’s prudence and resolution.

The railway branching off to the only two towns in Caithness, Wick and Thurso, along with their ports Pulteneytown and Scrabster, doesn’t offer a complete picture of the county. Its most striking features, similar to those at our other Land’s End, can be found in its border of brown cliffs, tightly packed layers of flagstones, their surfaces “etched out in alternating lines of cornice and frieze,” some touched by resilient vegetation, others filled with noisy sea birds. Like the granite, slate, and serpentine edges of Cornwall, these sandstone rocks have been shaped by wind and water into dramatic forms of capes and bays, dark caves, funnels, overhanging ledges and gables, swirling “pots” and foamy reefs, isolated stacks battered by every tide, broken teeth shaped and filled by each storm, and the deep gullies here called geos, which sometimes lead down to beaches abundant with fine and rare shells, including “John o’ Groat’s Buckie,” similar to the cowries found in the tropics. In the damp crevices, rare herbs grow, like the “Holy Grass” discovered by Robert Dick of Thurso, noted among Mr. Smiles’s “discoveries” of self-taught naturalists. More accurately than in Cornwall, it can be said that Caithness rarely has enough wood to make a coffin. Where Cornwall falls short compared to Caithness is in the many castles, not all of which have fallen into ruin, that on the edge of those northern cliffs might often be mistaken for Nature’s own ruins. It was only around the start of the eighteenth century that such fortresses could be abandoned for cozier homes. Here, in 1680, was the site of our last private war, when the leader of the Breadalbane Campbells invaded Caithness with a small army, which, it is said, defeated the Sinclairs through the clever trick of stranding a ship laden with whisky on their coast to weaken the enemy’s resolve.

Traces of older inhabitants are very frequent in Caithness, its moors thickly strewn with hut circles, standing stones, tumuli, and those curious underground excavations known as “Picts’ Houses,” which appear to have been dwellings rather than burial-places. One usual feature of such burrows is the cells and passages fitting a smaller race than our noble selves, who must crawl on hands and knees in grimy explorations not likely to be undertaken by the general tourist. Hence there is reason to suppose that Scotland and other countries have been inhabited by a stunted race of aborigines, like the dwarfish Ainos of Yesso or the pygmies who turn up in various parts of Africa. Mr. David MacRitchie, an antiquary who has paid special attention to so-called Pictish remains, is doughty champion of a theory which connects the dimly historic Picts or Pechts and the legendary Fians with the whole fabulous family of fairies, elves, goblins, brownies, pixies, trolls, or what not, who are represented as dwarfish and subterranean, issuing forth from their retreats to hold varied relations of service or mischief with ordinary men. The name of the Fians, belonging to Ireland as well as to the Scottish Highlands, and fitly represented in the dark doings of Fenians, may point to Finland, where small Laplanders still exist in flesh and blood. The “good people,” who long haunted Highland and Lowland glens,—but it seems they cannot abide the scratching of steel pens or the squeaking of slate pencils,—were apt to be tiny, of retiring habits, and in the way of disappearing underground. So the fairies may have been real enough, for all the scorn of that “self-styled science of the so-called nineteenth century.” Scott, who seems well disposed to the theory, tells us of stunted, servile clans, such as the M‘Couls, who were hereditary Gibeonites to the Stewarts of Appin. In our own time Hebridean herds have been found encamped inside beehive hillocks of turf such as opened to take in the captives of fairy adventure. As for the objection that such beings sometimes appeared as giants rather than dwarfs, it will be remembered how a similar transformation came quite easy to Alice in Wonderland, how omne ignotum pro magnifico is very apt to hold true in a misty climate, and how visions of the spiritual in this country have often had an origin disturbing to the senses—

Traces of older inhabitants are common in Caithness, with its moors filled with hut circles, standing stones, burial mounds, and those strange underground structures known as “Picts’ Houses,” which seem to have been homes rather than burial sites. One typical feature of these burrows is that the cells and passages are made for a smaller people than us noble beings, who would have to crawl on hands and knees in dirty explorations not likely to be undertaken by the average tourist. This leads us to believe that Scotland and other countries might have been inhabited by a shorter, indigenous race, like the small Ainos of Yesso or the pygmies found in various parts of Africa. Mr. David MacRitchie, an antiquarian who has paid special attention to so-called Pictish remains, is a strong advocate of a theory that links the poorly documented Picts or Pechts and the legendary Fians with the entire fanciful family of fairies, elves, goblins, brownies, pixies, trolls, and others, who are depicted as small and living underground, coming out from their hideouts to interact with ordinary people, whether in service or in mischief. The name of the Fians, related to Ireland as well as to the Scottish Highlands, and well represented in the dark activities of Fenians, may refer to Finland, where small Laplanders still exist today. The “good people,” who used to haunt the glens of the Highlands and the Lowlands, seemed unable to tolerate the scratching of steel pens or the squeaking of slate pencils—they were often tiny, shy, and likely to vanish underground. So, the fairies may have been real enough, despite the ridicule from what is called the “science of the so-called nineteenth century.” Scott, who appears to support this theory, tells us about stunted, subservient clans like the M‘Couls, who were hereditary Gibeonites to the Stewarts of Appin. In our time, Hebridean herds have been found camping inside beehive-shaped hillocks of turf, similar to those that opened to take in captives from fairy adventures. As for the argument that these beings sometimes appeared as giants instead of dwarfs, we should remember how such transformations were easy for Alice in Wonderland, how omne ignotum pro magnifico often holds true in a foggy climate, and how visions of the spiritual in this country have frequently originated from sources that disturb the senses—

With a small amount, we won't fear any evil, With whiskey, we’ll confront the devil.

But neither Mr. MacRitchie, in his Fians, Fairies, and Picts and other writings, nor any of his brother ethnologists, has much to tell us about John o’ Groat, whose house is the shrine of so many cyclists, wheeling piously from the Land’s End, a road of more than nine hundred miles at the shortest, through hundreds of villages, scores of towns, and dozens of cities or places of fame. All that way they come to see a low grassy mound and a flagstaff in front of an hotel, a mile or two west from the pointed stacks of Duncansbay Head. The story goes that this John was a Dutchman by descent, whose family, split into eight branches, kept up meeting for an annual feast; then to avoid squabblings for precedence, John hit on the idea of an octagonal table in an eight-sided house, with eight doors and eight windows, in which, let us trust, his kinsmen were not at sixes and sevens. Here we may have some hint of such a contest for chieftainship as is not unknown among Highland clans, else the folk-lorists must find this a hard text to expound. Three, seven, and nine are all mystic numbers; five is time-honoured in the East, as four in the Western world; two and ten have a practical importance; six bears with it a sense of satisfaction, as do a dozen or a score; thirteen and fourteen fit themselves to legend and superstition; even four-and-twenty blackbirds have been sagely interpreted as the hours of the day and night; but what can one say of eight in tale or history? It might take a mathematician to make a myth here. Maybe the points of the compass, doubled for the sake of emphasis, are at the bottom of it. Perhaps there is some political allusion to James VI.’s Octavian board of administrators. Or may some printer, short of copy, not

But neither Mr. MacRitchie, in his Fians, Fairies, and Picts and other writings, nor any of his fellow ethnologists has much to share about John o’ Groat, whose house has become a popular destination for countless cyclists making their way from Land’s End, a journey of over nine hundred miles at the shortest, passing through hundreds of villages, many towns, and numerous notable cities. They travel all this distance to see a small grassy mound and a flagpole outside a hotel, located a mile or two west of the pointed cliffs of Duncansbay Head. The story suggests that John was of Dutch descent, and his family split into eight branches that gathered for an annual feast. To avoid disputes over seating, John came up with the idea of an octagonal table in an eight-sided house, featuring eight doors and eight windows, in which, we hope, his relatives didn’t get into chaos. Here we might catch a hint of a struggle for leadership similar to those encountered among Highland clans; otherwise, the folk-lorists would have a tough time explaining this. Three, seven, and nine are all considered mystical numbers; five is respected in the East, just as four is in the West; two and ten have practical significance; six has a sense of completeness, as do twelve or twenty; thirteen and fourteen relate to legend and superstition; even twenty-four blackbirds have been wisely interpreted as the hours of day and night; but what can be said about eight in stories or history? It might take a mathematician to create a myth around it. Perhaps the compass points, doubled for emphasis, are at its core. Or it may reference James VI’s Octavian board of administrators. Or maybe a printer, running low on material, just…



CRAGS NEAR POOLEWE, ROSS-SHIRE

Crags near Poolewe, Ross-shire

have tried his hand at composing an octavo legend? Possibly the story is more or less true, in which the Scotticised Dutchman is further stated to have flourished as owner of a ferry to the Orkneys. The suggestion that his fare was a groat must give way before the fact of Groat being apparently a real Dutch name. Nor is it “past dispute” that here geese are bred from barnacles, as asserted by sundry authors, among them that tourist of Cromwell’s time, Richard Franck, who seems to have made his way so far, and gives us much quaint information about divinity, scenery, and fishing, spoilt by a most affected style, by slap-dash spelling of names, and by an evident “scunner” at his model Izaak Walton.

Have you ever tried writing an octavo legend? The story might be mostly true, showing that the Scotticized Dutchman was supposedly the owner of a ferry to the Orkneys. The idea that his fare was a groat is overshadowed by the fact that Groat appears to be a genuine Dutch name. It's also not "beyond dispute" that geese are hatched from barnacles, as claimed by several authors, including Richard Franck, a tourist from Cromwell's era, who seems to have made it this far and shared a lot of quirky insights about religion, landscapes, and fishing, although his style is overly pretentious, with careless spelling of names, and a clear disdain for his inspiration, Izaak Walton.

One thing seems certain, that John o’ Groat was a humbug if he gave out this non-existent house of his for the northernmost point of our mainland, as stiff-kneed cyclists fondly reckon. That honour properly belongs to Dunnet Head, the lofty line of red cliffs stretching to the east of Thurso Bay, hollowed out by billows that shake the lighthouse on the farthest point, from which one looks to the Orkneys over the “still vexed” Pentland Firth. I wonder if that modern John o’ Groat be still to the fore, who some twenty years ago was presented with a testimonial for his constancy in carrying across the mail during the lifetime of a generation. He belonged to a school of ancient mariners who had the knack of smelling their way about the sea, whereas our modern Nelsons, it seems, don’t know where they are till they have gone down into their cabin and worked out a sum. I once crossed with this “skeely skipper,” and was much struck by his method of navigation. A thick fog came on half-way across a tide that races at ten miles an hour; then to clear his inner light, he had up a glass of grog, through which he took frequent observations. Every now and again he stopped the engines and bawled out into the fog without any response; but when at last a muffled hail came back, we were within a hundred yards of Scrabster Pier. On another occasion, he is said to have hit it off still more closely, carrying away the pier-head as a proof of his straight-steered course.

One thing is pretty clear: John o’ Groat was a fraud if he claimed that his nonexistent house was the northernmost point of our mainland, like stubborn cyclists like to believe. That title actually belongs to Dunnet Head, the tall red cliffs that stretch east of Thurso Bay, shaped by waves that shake the lighthouse at the furthest point, from which you can see the Orkneys across the “still vexed” Pentland Firth. I wonder if that modern John o’ Groat is still around, the one who was given a certificate about twenty years ago for his dedication in delivering the mail throughout a generation. He was part of an old school of sailors who could navigate by feel, while our modern-day navigators seem to get lost until they go down to their cabins and do the math. I once sailed with this “skilled captain,” and I was really impressed by his way of finding the way. A thick fog rolled in halfway across a tide that moves at ten miles an hour; to clear his mind, he poured himself a drink and took regular readings through it. Every once in a while, he would stop the engines and shout into the fog, with no reply; but when a muffled response finally came back, we were only a hundred yards from Scrabster Pier. On another occasion, he reportedly got even closer, clipping the pier head as proof of his accurate course.

But here we must turn back, lest a darkless summer day tempt us to cross to Orkney, and on to the much-battered Shetlands by the stepping-stone of the Fair Isle, whose name, like that of the foreign Faröe Isles, denotes not beauty but sheep. This muggy and windy archipelago, indeed, is hardly Scottish ground, but an ex-Danish possession, held in pledge by us for a princess’s dowry that seems like to be paid on the Greek Calends. Its people indignantly decline to be called Scotchmen. And though our Thule has grand and fine features of its own, too often wrapped in fog, they are hardly such as go to make up the character of Bonnie Scotland.

But here we have to turn back, or a sunless summer day might tempt us to go to Orkney and then to the battered Shetlands, via the Fair Isle, which, like the remote Faröe Isles, is named not for its beauty but for its sheep. This humid and windy group of islands is really not Scottish territory, but a former Danish possession, loaned to us as part of a princess’s dowry that feels like it will be paid off only on the Greek Calends. The locals fiercely refuse to be called Scots. And even though our Thule has its own grand features, often shrouded in fog, they hardly reflect the essence of Bonnie Scotland.

CHAPTER IX

THE GREAT GLEN

THE Highland Line is an oblique one, in the main facing south-east; and in much the same direction, between the head of deep inlets, extends the cleft of some threescore miles that cuts the Highlands into near and off halves, the former far the harder worked as a tourist ground, the latter retaining more of its Celtic poverty, while not less richly endowed by nature. From either side smaller glens and straths, each the “country” of some clan, debouch into Glenmore, bed of a chain of lochs and streams linked together as the Caledonian Canal, their varying levels made navigable by the locks that come easier to a Sassenach tongue. This canal is now nearly a century old. In the century before its trenches were opened, King George’s soldiers had islanded the farther Highlands by a road between three fortified posts, in the centre and at either end of this Great Glen, thus used as a base for dominating and civilising a region over which the fiery cross ran more freely than the king’s writ. The northernmost of the three, Fort-George, above Inverness, is still a military station, serving as depot for the Seaforth and Cameron Highlanders.

The Highland Line is slanted, primarily facing southeast; and in a similar direction, a gap stretches about sixty miles that divides the Highlands into near and far halves. The former is much more developed for tourism, while the latter still shows signs of its Celtic poverty, though it's not lacking in natural beauty. From both sides, smaller valleys and straths, each representing the "country" of a particular clan, flow into Glenmore, which is the base of a series of lochs and streams connected like the Caledonian Canal. Its varied levels are made navigable by locks that are easier for an English tongue to handle. This canal is now almost a century old. In the century before its construction, King George’s troops isolated the farther Highlands by building a road between three fortified posts, positioned centrally and at both ends of this Great Glen, which was used as a base to control and civilize an area where the fiery cross spread more easily than the king’s authority. The northernmost of the three, Fort George, above Inverness, is still a military station, serving as a depot for the Seaforth and Cameron Highlanders.

Inverness is called the capital of the Highlands, though it lies on an edge of Celtic Scotland, at the north end of the Great Glen, and near the head of the Moray Firth. This is not a Gaelic city, whose inhabitants had at one time the fame of speaking the best English in Scotland, or, for the matter of that, in England, a merit sometimes traced back to a colony of Cromwell’s soldiers. Of late years, to tell the truth, the speech of Inverness has hardened and vulgarised somewhat in the mouths of a very mixed population; yet still in some of the secluded glens of the county may be heard a tongue not their own used with a melodious refinement unknown within the sound of Bow Bells.

Inverness is known as the capital of the Highlands, even though it’s located at the edge of Celtic Scotland, at the north end of the Great Glen, and close to the Moray Firth. This isn’t a Gaelic city; its residents were once famous for speaking the best English in Scotland, or even in England, a distinction sometimes linked back to a group of Cromwell’s soldiers. In recent years, to be honest, the way people talk in Inverness has become rougher and more common among its diverse population; however, in some of the remote glens of the county, you can still hear a beautifully refined way of speaking that’s unknown around Bow Bells.

Smart, cheerful, and regularly built, Inverness has the air of a lowland town, spread out on a river plain, across which fragments of the Highlands have drifted from the grand mountains in view, as the Alps from Berne. The Ness has the distinction of being the shortest river in Britain, shorter even than London’s New River; but its course of only a few miles, from Loch Ness to the Moray Firth’s inner recess, is enough to make it a resort for big salmon and small shipping. Hector Boece records a former great “plenty and take of herring,” which vanished “for offence made against some Saint.” Sheltered from the winds of the east and the “weather” of the west, the district has a genial climate where, indeed, the air often “nimbly and sweetly recommends itself unto our gentle senses.” Shakespeare, not having the advantage of Black’s Guide, says little about the scenery around, which has been much described in Wild Eelin, William Black’s last and not his worst novel, though it has the deplorable fault of

Smart, cheerful, and well-built, Inverness feels like a lowland town, sprawled out on a river plain where pieces of the Highlands have drifted in from the grand mountains nearby, similar to the Alps from Berne. The Ness is notable for being the shortest river in Britain, even shorter than London’s New River; but its brief journey of just a few miles, from Loch Ness to the inner part of the Moray Firth, is still enough to attract large salmon and small ships. Hector Boece mentions a time when there was a great abundance of herring, which disappeared due to an offense against some Saint. Protected from the winds from the east and the weather from the west, the area enjoys a mild climate where the air often "quickly and pleasantly appeals to our gentle senses." Shakespeare, lacking the benefit of Black’s Guide, doesn’t say much about the scenery, which is well-documented in Wild Eelin, William Black’s last and not least novel, though it has the unfortunate flaw of



INVERNESS FROM NEAR THE ISLANDS

INVERNESS FROM NEAR THE ISLES

bringing in real personages not less thinly disguised than Inverness is as Invernish.

bringing in real people no less thinly disguised than Inverness is as Invernish.

The famous Castle still stands by the river-side, in its modern form serving as a court-house and prison for ungracious Duncans made both drunk and bold; while the grounds of its “pleasant seat” are a lounge for honest inhabitants, kept in memory, by a statue of Flora Macdonald, how Prince Charles Edward’s men blew up the old blood-stained walls. Opposite, across the river, is the modern Cathedral of the Episcopal Church, here a considerable body which once had a soul of Jacobite sentiment. Inverness shows several fragments of antiquity, most revered of them that palladium Clach-na-Cudain—“stone of the tubs,” now built into the base of the restored Town Cross. A little way up the river its “Islands” have been adapted as a unique “combination of public park and natural wilderness, of clear brown swirls and eddies under the overhanging hazels and alders, and open and foaming white cataracts where artificial barriers divert the broad rush of the river.” This beauty-spot of wood and water no stranger should fail to seek out; then not far beyond he may gain Tom-na-hurich, “hill of the fairies,” which makes a picturesque cemetery, commanding what a pre-Wordsworthian writer describes as “a boundless view of gentlemen’s seats, seated generally under the shelter of eminences, and surrounded by wooded plantations.” Another fine prospect can be had a mile or so behind the station from the heights called “Hut of Health,” on which have been built extensive barracks.

The famous castle still stands by the river, now functioning as a courthouse and prison for unruly Duncans who are both drunk and bold. The grounds of its "pleasant seat" serve as a hangout for local residents, remembered by a statue of Flora Macdonald, honoring how Prince Charles Edward’s supporters destroyed the old, blood-stained walls. Across the river is the modern Cathedral of the Episcopal Church, which once had a significant Jacobite sentiment. Inverness showcases several remnants of history, the most respected being the Clach-na-Cudain—“stone of the tubs,” now part of the base of the restored Town Cross. A little further up the river, its "Islands" have been transformed into a unique “combination of public park and natural wilderness, featuring clear brown swirls and eddies beneath the overhanging hazels and alders, and open, foaming white cascades where artificial barriers redirect the river's broad flow.” This beautiful spot of wood and water should not be missed by any visitor; just beyond, they can reach Tom-na-hurich, “hill of the fairies,” which serves as a picturesque cemetery, offering what a pre-Wordsworthian writer describes as “a boundless view of gentlemen’s residences, generally located under the shelter of hills and surrounded by wooded areas.” Another great view can be enjoyed about a mile behind the station from the heights called “Hut of Health,” where extensive barracks have been built.

The hotels of Inverness are not too many to accommodate the crowds that flit through it in the tourist and shooting season. It has two annual galas, when accommodation may be hardest to find for love or money. The first is the “Character Fair” in July, so called because then some half a million changes hands over dealings in wool on the security of the dealer’s character, not a fleece being brought to market, nor even a sample, unless of human brawn and beards well displayed in the brightest of tartan and the roughest of homespun. The second is the Northern Meeting in September, gayest and smartest of those gatherings by which the old Highland games, dress, and music are kept up. But ah! this touch of local colour is too like the artificial bloom on a faded cheek. The glow of tartans here revived by what a German might call “Sunday Highlanders,” is but a Vanity Fair. The stalwart athletes, some of them “professionals,” who exert themselves to make a London holiday, have little more of Arcadian simplicity than the fine folk who look on. The clansmen forget old feuds; the chiefs no longer command the old loyalty; the greyness and greed of our practical world are settling down over the Highlands, conquered by gold, as hardly by southron steel.

The hotels in Inverness aren't numerous enough to handle the crowds that come through during tourist season and hunting season. There are two annual events when finding a place to stay can be really tough. The first is the "Character Fair" in July, named because around half a million changes hands in wool transactions based on the dealer’s reputation, without any actual wool being brought to market, nor even a sample, unless it’s of strong men with beards dressed in the brightest tartans and roughest homespun. The second is the Northern Meeting in September, the most colorful and stylish of the gatherings that celebrate the old Highland games, traditional dress, and music. But this local flair feels a bit like the artificial blush on a faded face. The vibrant tartans here, brought back to life by what a German might call "Sunday Highlanders," serve only as a mask. The strong athletes, some of them "professionals," pushing themselves for a London holiday, have no more of that simple, pastoral charm than the well-off spectators. The clansmen forget their old rivalries; the chiefs no longer inspire the old loyalty; the grayness and greed of our practical world are settling over the Highlands, conquered by money, just as much as by foreign steel.

If the pensive tourist seek a purer vision of the past, let him go out to the lonely station of Culloden Moor, some half a dozen miles from Inverness. From the great viaduct that here typifies modern enterprise, he may hold up the Nairn to the roughly overgrown field on which are half buried those pre-historic stones of Clava, monuments of a past beyond Scott’s ken. Then, crossing the river and mounting the heights, he comes on the commonplace road that will lead him over Drumossie, where the romantic cause fell hopelessly when Cumberland’s red-coats mowed down and bayoneted its jealous, sullen, and weary champions, more than a tenth of them dying here for the Prince who, according to one story, fled basely, but others report him as forced from the field. Fir plantations and fields have now clad the wild nakedness of this tableland; but by the roadside are seen the mounds beneath which lie each clan together, still shoulder to shoulder, and the monumental cairn that is yearly hung with votive wreaths by a certain perfervid Jacobite. If these men gave way before disciplined valour and artillery, if their own martial spirit was marred by quarrelsome ill-temper, let us remember how many of them joined or rejoined the cause when it was as good as lost, after the Jacobite squires of the south had held back from its first flush of success. The next time the Cockney be moved to his sneer about bawbees, let him consider how neither bribes, nor threats, nor torture could tempt these poor Highlanders to betray their prince in his desperate wanderings with a price set on his head. And let us all forget, if we can, the cruelty with which the victors followed up that last rout of sentimental devotion. One poor fellow took hundreds of lashes on an English ship of war, without opening his mouth to confess how he had ferried the fugitive to a safer isle. Such stories of humble fidelity are too much forgotten by historians who bear in mind how the heads of certain houses—father and son—ranked themselves on opposite sides with a politic eye to escape forfeiture, whether James or George were king. The most romantic case, if true, is that of the Macintosh in the royal ranks, said to have yielded himself prisoner to his own wife, who had taken his place at the head of the rebellious clansmen. Another family manœuvre turned out luckily for a Lowland peer who, as preparation for taking the field with the Pretender, treated himself to a foot-bath which his prudent wife made so hot that her valorous spouse could not boot nor spur for many a day, and thus was kept out of political hot water. The same story, indeed, is told of another couple, whose sympathies were divided the opposite way on.

If the thoughtful traveler is looking for a clearer glimpse of the past, they should head out to the quiet station of Culloden Moor, about six miles from Inverness. From the grand viaduct that represents modern development, they can look across the Nairn River to the overgrown field where the ancient Clava stones are partially buried, relics of a time beyond Scott's understanding. Then, by crossing the river and ascending the heights, they will reach the ordinary road leading over Drumossie, where the legendary battle ended in despair as Cumberland's redcoats killed and bayoneted its weary, resentful champions, more than a tenth of whom died here for the Prince, who, according to one account, fled cowardly, though others say he was forced off the battlefield. Now, fir trees and farmland cover the once-barren tableland; however, along the roadside, the mounds still hold each clan together, side by side, and the memorial cairn is annually decorated with votive wreaths by a passionate Jacobite. While these men may have faltered before disciplined valor and artillery, and their own fighting spirit might have been dampened by bickering, let’s remember how many rejoined the cause when it seemed almost lost, after the Jacobite landowners in the south hesitated to support the initial wave of success. The next time someone from the South feels inclined to mock about small coins, they should consider that neither bribes, threats, nor torture could persuade these Highlanders to betray their prince during his desperate flight with a price on his head. And let’s try to forget, if possible, the brutality with which the victors pursued that final defeat of sentimental loyalty. One unfortunate man endured hundreds of lashes on an English warship, refusing to reveal how he had helped the fugitive escape to a safer island. Such tales of steadfast loyalty are often overlooked by historians who note how the heads of certain families—father and son—aligned themselves on opposing sides in a calculated bid to avoid forfeiture, depending on whether James or George was king. The most romantic story, if true, is that of the Macintosh in the royal ranks, who is said to have surrendered himself to his own wife, who had taken his place at the front of the rebellious clansmen. Another family maneuver benefited a Lowland peer who, preparing to join the Pretender, took a foot bath that his cautious wife heated so much that he couldn't put on his boots or spurs for many days, keeping him out of political trouble. The same story is, in fact, told of another couple whose loyalties lay on opposing sides.

Where are the sons of the scattered clans? Many of them peacefully settled among law-abiding Lowlanders, many of them gone to America, where among other mountains, on fruitfuller straths and by mightier streams, they often cherish their Gaelic and their kilts, sometimes against sore pricks of climate and mosquitoes, sharper than the ancestral itch of dirt and poverty. In one district of Nova Scotia alone, there are said to thrive three thousand of those Macdonalds whose offended pride hung back from the clash of Culloden. Before the ’45, emigration to America had already begun with the colony settled in Georgia by General Oglethorpe; even earlier indeed hardy Highlanders and Orkneymen were in demand for service in the wilds of Hudson’s Bay; but after Culloden the exodus became considerable, increasing as the chieftains, turned into lairds, found idle and prejudiced dependants only in the way of improving their estates; and “another for Hector!” came to mean a fresh clansman shipped across the Atlantic to see Lochaber no more. Harsh as it was, the wrench proved often a blessing in disguise, when the last look at those misty Hebrides had softened into a tender memory with the farmers of New Glengarry or ice-bound Antigonish. Our day saw two Prime Ministers of Canada who, if kept at home, might have

Where are the sons of the scattered clans? Many of them peacefully settled among law-abiding Lowlanders, while others went to America, where, among different mountains, on more fertile plains, and by bigger rivers, they often hold onto their Gaelic roots and kilts, sometimes despite the harsh climate and mosquitoes, which are tougher than the ancestral struggles with dirt and poverty. In one area of Nova Scotia alone, there are said to be around three thousand of those Macdonalds whose wounded pride kept them from the battle of Culloden. Before the ’45, emigration to America had already started with the colony settled in Georgia by General Oglethorpe; even earlier, tough Highlanders and Orkneymen were needed for service in the wilds of Hudson’s Bay; but after Culloden, the exodus grew significantly, increasing as the chieftains, who had become lairds, found their idle and prejudiced dependents only got in the way of improving their estates; and “another for Hector!” came to mean sending another clansman across the Atlantic to never see Lochaber again. As hard as it was, this separation often turned out to be a blessing in disguise, as the last view of those misty Hebrides faded into a fond memory for the farmers of New Glengarry or ice-bound Antigonish. In our time, we saw two Prime Ministers of Canada who, if they had stayed home, might have



TOMDOUN, GLEN GARRY, INVERNESS-SHIRE

Tomdoun, Glen Garry, Inverness-shire

been carrying the southron’s game-bag, as one of them perhaps did in his bare-legged youth.

been carrying the southern guy’s game bag, just like one of them might have done in his bare-legged youth.

Perhaps the most remarkable Highland-American has never been duly brought into the light of history, as neither has that mysterious soldier of fortune Gregor MacGregor, “Cacique of Poyais,” who made such a stir in two worlds, but is now hardly remembered unless by the mention of him in the Ingoldsby Legends, and the banknotes of his bankrupt kingdom, treasured by collectors of curiosities. Did the general reader ever hear of Alexander MacGillivray, who was born at once a Highland gentleman and a Red Indian chief? His career, which I hope to write some day, if once able to bridge over certain gaps in my information, makes an extraordinary mixture of romance with very opposite features, better fitting the vulgar idea of a Scot.

Perhaps the most remarkable Highland-American has never received proper recognition in history, just like that enigmatic soldier of fortune Gregor MacGregor, “Cacique of Poyais,” who created a sensation in two worlds but is now barely remembered, except for mentions in the Ingoldsby Legends and the banknotes of his failed kingdom, which are prized by collectors of curiosities. Has the average reader ever heard of Alexander MacGillivray, who was simultaneously a Highland gentleman and a Native American chief? His story, which I hope to write about someday once I can fill in some gaps in my knowledge, combines an extraordinary mix of romance with very different elements, better aligning with the common perception of a Scot.

Some time during the Jacobite disturbances, one Lachlan MacGillivray emigrated from Inverness to the Southern States, where he became a prosperous Indian trader, and, perhaps in the way of business, married a “princess” of the great Creek Confederacy. Alexander, the son of this mésalliance, was well educated and brought up to trade, but early in life betook himself to his mother’s people, among whom his attainments as well as his birth gave him influence. Rank, by Indian law, as by “Lycian custom,” being inherited on the spindle side, before he was thirty he had been recognised as chief of the Creeks, and for many years played a leading part in their fitful politics. Little is known of his rule beyond the main facts, our clearest accounts of him being derived from a rare book written by another young adventurer, the Frenchman Leclerc Milfort, whose story, in plain English, seems not to be always trusted.

Some time during the Jacobite upheavals, a man named Lachlan MacGillivray moved from Inverness to the Southern States, where he became a successful Indian trader and, possibly through his business dealings, married a “princess” from the great Creek Confederacy. Alexander, the son of this mixed marriage, was well-educated and trained for trading, but early in his life, he connected with his mother’s people, among whom his skills and heritage gave him significant influence. According to Indian law, like the “Lycian custom,” rank is inherited through the mother’s side, and by the time he was thirty, he had been recognized as chief of the Creeks, playing a significant role in their often tumultuous politics for many years. Little is known about his leadership beyond the essential details, and our best accounts come from a rare book written by another young adventurer, the Frenchman Leclerc Milfort, whose tale, in straightforward English, doesn't always seem reliable.

According to himself, Milfort, having also wandered among the Creeks, was chosen by them as their war chief, an office separate from the civil headship of an Indian tribe. Then the Scotsman and the Frenchman appear to have governed the Creeks for years, making a congenial disposition of power, the one the head, the other the hand, of a powerful though somewhat unstable body politic. MacGillivray had no stomach for fighting, was even a coward, if Milfort is to be believed; but he was crafty, resourceful, and of a clear Caledonian eye to the main chance. Milfort found him living in a good house, with herds of cattle and dozens of negro slaves. Another source of profit he had in a secret partnership with a firm of brother Scots at Pensacola, to which he directed the trade of the Creek nation, jealously intrigued for by their British and Spanish neighbours. The Revolutionary War had nearly caused a rupture between these Creek consuls. MacGillivray’s sympathies were with the British; Milfort had no scruple in fighting against the Americans, but when French troops came to take part in the struggle, he was disposed to side with his compatriots. His colleague, however, persuaded him to remain neutral; and by this Scotsman’s influence, the Creeks seem to have been kept from throwing into the scale the weight of their war parties. The canny chief entered into a maze of tricky negotiations with the various bordering Powers, pretending to each to be in its special interest, receiving bribes from all, throughout, as far as his dealings can be traced, “true to one party, and that is himself.”

According to him, Milfort, who also spent time with the Creeks, was chosen by them as their war chief, a role distinct from the civil leadership of an Indian tribe. The Scotsman and the Frenchman seemed to govern the Creeks for years, forming a compatible balance of power, with one as the mind and the other as the hands of a strong yet somewhat unstable political entity. MacGillivray wasn’t keen on fighting; he was even a coward, if we’re to believe Milfort. However, he was clever, resourceful, and had a keen Scottish eye for opportunity. Milfort found him living in a nice house, with herds of cattle and dozens of enslaved people. He also profited from a secret partnership with a group of fellow Scots in Pensacola, directing the trade of the Creek nation, which British and Spanish neighbors were eager to control. The Revolutionary War almost caused a split between these Creek leaders. MacGillivray favored the British, while Milfort had no qualms about fighting against the Americans, but when French troops got involved, he leaned toward his fellow countrymen. His colleague managed to convince him to stay neutral, and through this Scotsman’s influence, it seems the Creeks were kept from committing their war parties. The shrewd chief engaged in a complex web of negotiations with various neighboring powers, pretending to support each one’s interests, accepting bribes from all sides, staying true to only one party: himself.

The States having secured their independence, the eagerness of American settlers to press over the Creek bounds had almost brought about an Indian war with the great republic. Scenes of bloodshed took place on the frontier; and if MacGillivray was cunning and not warlike, he showed the civilised virtue of humanity in sparing and rescuing captives. Peace was negotiated by an Indian deputation which he led to New York. A secret article provided for his being appointed a general in the U.S. service, with a pension of $1200. At the same time, or soon afterwards, the wily chief accepted similar distinctions and payments from the British and the Spanish Governments, and between them he must have enjoyed a considerable income for steadily promoting his own interests, while impartially betraying all his rival employers in turn.

The States had secured their independence, and American settlers were so eager to push beyond the Creek boundaries that they nearly sparked an Indian war with the new republic. Violent incidents erupted on the frontier; and while MacGillivray was more cunning than aggressive, he demonstrated the civil virtue of humanity by saving and protecting captives. Peace was negotiated by an Indian delegation he led to New York. A secret agreement included his appointment as a general in the U.S. service, along with a pension of $1200. At the same time, or soon after, the sly chief accepted similar honors and payments from the British and Spanish Governments, and with those sources combined, he must have had a significant income while consistently advancing his own interests and deceiving all his rival employers in the process.

But the arrangement which he brought about with young Uncle Sam roused the Indians against him. A rebel leader appeared in one “General” Bowles, who, originally a private soldier, in the course of many dubious adventures more than once played the pretender among the Creeks. A civil war raged in the Confederacy; MacGillivray at one time was driven to flight; but, still backed up by Milfort, he succeeded in partly restoring his power, though not with the same firmness. In the middle of his tortuous policies, he died at the age of fifty, leaving a son, who was sent home to Scotland, where old Lachlan is said to have been still alive in Inverness-shire. It was his half-breed nephew, William Weatherford, who, later on, led the last struggle of the Creeks against American encroachment.

But the deal he made with young Uncle Sam turned the Indians against him. A rebel leader emerged named “General” Bowles, who was originally just a private soldier and, through various questionable adventures, often pretended to be a leader among the Creeks. A civil war broke out in the Confederacy; MacGillivray was once forced to flee; however, with support from Milfort, he managed to regain some of his power, although not as firmly as before. In the midst of his complicated strategies, he died at fifty, leaving behind a son who was sent back to Scotland, where it’s said old Lachlan was still alive in Inverness-shire. It was his half-breed nephew, William Weatherford, who later led the final fight of the Creeks against American expansion.

As for Leclerc Milfort, he was left for a time struggling against Bowles and other rivals for authority. According to his own story, the French Revolution brought him back to France, where he laboured to persuade Buonaparte how easily an empire might be won in America. It is said that the First Consul was taken by the idea, and that in 1801 a small French expedition had even been prepared to conquer the Creek country under Milfort’s guidance. But vaster plans interfered with any such scheme, and in 1803, Louisiana and the great South-West were sold by France to the United States. The ex-chief had a chance to gratify his taste for fighting at home, when France was invaded in 1814; but he did not return to resume the authority of which he boasts in his book, so rare that I have never seen a copy except my own. If one only had all the truth about these two white adventurers, what a strange romance it would make!

As for Leclerc Milfort, he spent some time battling Bowles and other rivals for power. According to his own account, the French Revolution brought him back to France, where he worked to convince Buonaparte how easily an empire could be established in America. It’s said that the First Consul was intrigued by the idea, and in 1801, a small French expedition was even prepared to conquer the Creek territory under Milfort’s direction. However, bigger plans got in the way of any such scheme, and in 1803, France sold Louisiana and the vast South-West to the United States. The former chief had an opportunity to satisfy his appetite for combat when France was invaded in 1814, but he didn’t return to reclaim the authority he claims in his book, which is so rare that I’ve only seen a copy of it myself. If only we knew the whole truth about these two white adventurers, what a bizarre story it would be!

The Highlands may be all the more prosperous for the new husbandry that drove so many of their sons to seek fortune in distant lands, often to find fame. It might be well for the people to have such enterprise roughly forced on a conservative spirit which scowled at the introduction of potatoes, turnips, and other improvements to their backward culture. What their good old days were in truth may be guessed in the smoky huts where they still love to pig together, stubbornly refusing to adapt themselves to an order in which sheep are found more profitable than men, and deer than sheep. The big sheep-farmer from the south makes more of the land than the easy-going crofter; yet the smallest drop of Celtic blood cannot but stir to see a clansman touching his hat for tips from

The Highlands might be more successful because of the new farming practices that pushed many of their young men to search for opportunities in faraway places, often leading to success. It could be beneficial for the community to have such initiatives somewhat imposed on a traditional mindset that frowned upon the introduction of potatoes, turnips, and other advancements to their outdated ways. What their so-called good old days really were can be imagined in the smoky cottages where they still prefer to huddle together, stubbornly refusing to adjust to a system where sheep are seen as more valuable than people, and deer more valuable than sheep. The large sheep farmer from the south makes better use of the land than the laid-back crofter; yet even the slightest hint of Celtic heritage can't help but be stirred when witnessing a clansman tipping his hat for tips from



A SHEPHERD’S COT IN GLEN NEVIS, INVERNESS-SHIRE

A shepherd's hut in Glen Nevis, Inverness-shire

southron stockbrokers, and serving as obsequious attendant to the American millionaires who enclose his native heath. Naturally the Highlander is a gentleman, for all his faults, with instinctive courtesy to soften his somewhat sullen pride. More than once I have had a tip refused by a Highland servant, as nowhere else in the world unless in the United States before their social independence, too, began to be demoralised by the largesses of successful speculators, who, after piling up dollars by “rings” and “corners,” find they can buy less observance for their money at home than by corrupting a race declared by Mrs. Grant of Laggan, herself reared in America, “to resemble the French in being poor with a better grace than other people.”

Southern stockbrokers, and acting as a flattering assistant to the American millionaires who surround his homeland. Naturally, the Highlander is a gentleman despite his flaws, with innate courtesy to temper his somewhat gloomy pride. More than once, I’ve had a tip turned down by a Highland servant, just like nowhere else in the world unless in the United States before their social independence also started to decline due to the generosity of successful speculators, who, after amassing wealth through “rings” and “corners,” find they can buy less respect at home than by corrupting a people described by Mrs. Grant of Laggan, herself raised in America, as “resembling the French in being poor with a better grace than other people.”

The Highlander was a born sportsman as well as a gentleman, who by his paternal chiefs would not be called closely to account for every deer and salmon that went to eke out his frugal fare. Now he can shoot or fish only in the way of business, the very laird making two ends meet by letting out his moors and streams to a stranger, in whose service the sons of warriors play the gamekeeper and gillie, with more or less good will, loading the gun and carrying the well-stocked luncheon basket, perhaps not always very hearty in hunting down those Ishmaelite brethren who do a little grouse-netting on their own account for the supply of London tables by the 12th of August. Sometimes the Gael takes revenge by being able to hint his scorn for the sportsmanship of these new masters; but as often, to do them justice, they will not give him this poor satisfaction. A well-known southron humorist tells a story which needs his voice to bring out the point, how he missed a deer, to the disgust of the keeper, and how, trying to conciliate this worthy by admiration of a fine head, he got the dry answer—“It’s no near so fine as the one ye shot this morning—a-a-at!”

The Highlander was a natural athlete and a gentleman who, thanks to his ancestral chiefs, didn’t have to justify every deer and salmon he caught to add to his modest meals. Now, he can only hunt or fish for work, while the very landowner makes ends meet by renting out his moors and streams to outsiders. In this setup, the sons of warriors act as gamekeepers and helpers, sometimes with enthusiasm, loading guns and carrying well-stocked picnic baskets, but they might not always be eager to chase after those rogue hunters who do a little illegal grouse-netting for the London market by August 12th. Occasionally, the Gaelic people take pleasure in subtly mocking the sportsmanship of these new bosses; however, often, to be fair to them, the outsiders don’t give him that small satisfaction. A well-known English humorist shares a story that needs his delivery to get the full effect, about how he missed a deer, much to the keeper's annoyance, and how, in an attempt to win over the keeper by complimenting a nice rack, he received the dry retort—"It’s not nearly as nice as the one you shot this morning—a-a-at!"

Deer-stalking is a sport that still demands manly skill and hardihood, however many menials can be hired to mark down and circumvent the great game. So much cannot always be said of other shooting, when the noble sportsman entrenches himself behind fortifications to which the fierce wild fowl are driven to be shot down by gun after gun placed in his hands. Sport, that was once a bond between classes, becomes more and more a monopoly of the rich. The very meaning of the word suffers a change in our day from the doing of something oneself to a performance where most of the activity is by paid assistants or “professionals.” One good feature of Highland sport is in not lending itself to the collection of gate-money from a mob of lookers-on; but the dollar-hunting and coup-landing chieftain need not expect to be loved by those whom he would fain bar out of his solitary playground.

Deer-stalking is a sport that still requires skill and toughness, no matter how many helpers you can hire to track and take down the big game. This can't always be said about other types of hunting, where the elite sportsman hides behind barriers, shooting at wild fowl that are driven into range by multiple guns he holds. What used to be a shared activity across social classes is increasingly becoming a pastime for the wealthy. The very meaning of the word has shifted from doing something yourself to a performance where most of the work is done by paid helpers or “professionals.” One positive aspect of Highland sport is that it doesn’t generate ticket sales from a crowd of onlookers; however, the money-driven and ambitious leader shouldn’t expect to be liked by those he tries to keep out of his private space.

I, too, have lived in Arcadia, and was duly entered at this craft, not that I ever took very heartily to it, or that a big capercailzie, then a rara avis in Highland woods, ran much more risk from me than from Mr. Winkle. But I know the free joy of tramping over wet moors behind dogs, shooting for sport and not for slaughter, lunching off bread and cheese, or a cold grouse, with fingers for forks, and coming home to a dinner won by one’s own hands. That old-fashioned muzzle-loading work is scorned by the present generation who, indeed, pay such rents for moors and coverts that they have some reason to be keen after a big bag. Well I remember a true Nimrod’s scorn for the first great noble in our part of the world who sold his game! We children in the nursery would be fed on grouse and salmon to use up what could not be sent away as presents; and, for my part, I have never quite got over a stickjaw conception of these expensive dainties.

I’ve also spent time in Arcadia and gotten into this craft, not that I ever fully embraced it or that a big capercailzie, which was a rare bird in Highland woods, was in any more danger from me than from Mr. Winkle. But I remember the pure joy of walking over wet moors with dogs, hunting for fun and not for killing, enjoying lunches of bread and cheese or a cold grouse, using my fingers instead of forks, and coming home to a dinner I had prepared myself. That old-fashioned muzzle-loading hunting is looked down on by today’s generation who, after paying high rents for moors and coverts, have good reason to want big bags. I remember how a true Nimrod looked down on the first noble in our area who sold his game! We kids in the nursery would eat grouse and salmon to use up what couldn’t be sent away as gifts; and as for me, I’ve never quite shaken off a somewhat negative view of these pricey delicacies.

There was a Highland shooting which in those days seemed a paradise of schoolboy holiday. It belonged to a well-known Scottish peeress married to a French nobleman, on whom it was thrown away, though their son grew to be of a different mind. Thus it came on a long lease into the occupation of keen sportsmen of my family, who naturally did not care to build for their inevitable successors. The “lodge” was a short row of white cottages, the centre one turned into a parlour, the others into bedrooms; and as youngsters grew up, extra accommodations were provided in the shape of a tent and iron shanties, the whole group backed by a thin clump of wind-blown firs visible some dozen miles away on the bare mountain side. All through the summer months it made an encampment for a band of kilted youngsters, “hardy, bold, and wild,” taking in the Highland air at every pore, with miles of moor and burn for their playground, which they knew not to be haunted by the victims of Druid rites. Not that more sophisticated guests were unknown at this eyry of eyases. The great little Earl Russell, at that time, if I am not mistaken, Prime Minister, was tenant of a neighbouring moor. One day he had come over for a sociable beat, broken in on by a messenger, hot foot across the heather, bearing a huge official envelope superscribed with the name of a ducal colleague. The statesman requested a private apartment in which to examine this communication, but the only closet available was a bedroom, where he opened the cover to find—a caricature of himself from Punch!

There was a Highland shooting spot that, back then, felt like a paradise for schoolboy holidays. It belonged to a well-known Scottish noblewoman married to a French nobleman, who clearly didn’t appreciate it, although their son thought differently. This place ended up on a long lease to enthusiastic sportsmen in my family, who naturally didn’t think about building for the next generation. The “lodge” was a short row of white cottages, with the center one converted into a lounge and the others into bedrooms. As the kids grew up, extra space was added in the form of a tent and iron shanties, the whole setup backed by a thin cluster of wind-swept fir trees visible about twelve miles away on the bare mountain slope. Throughout the summer months, it turned into a camp for a group of kilted kids, “hardy, bold, and wild,” breathing in the Highland air as they played over miles of moor and stream, unaware that it was haunted by the spirits of Druid rituals. However, more sophisticated guests weren’t uncommon at this young people’s retreat. The famed little Earl Russell, who if I remember correctly was the Prime Minister at the time, rented a nearby moor. One day, he came over for a friendly hunt when he was interrupted by a messenger rushing across the heather with a large official envelope addressed to him from a duke. The statesman requested a private space to read this message, but the only available room was a bedroom, where he opened it to find—a caricature of himself from Punch!

I have been led away by a grumble at the self-indulgent and well-appointed sportsmen who in this generation invade my native heath. But, however much they make themselves at home here, we chuckle to think that they at least cannot tune their ears to the native music. For what says the poet—

I’ve been bothered by the self-indulgent and well-off sportsmen who invade my home turf these days. But no matter how much they settle in, we can’t help but laugh thinking that they can’t truly appreciate the local music. Because what does the poet say—

A Sassenach chief might be good-looking,
He can buy a sporran, a bonnet, and a kilt;
Stick a knife in his sock—wear a ton of stripes—
But he can't pretend to like pipes.

Another comfort taken by the dispossessed son of the mist is in hearing the weather abused by strangers, who may as well stay at home under shelter of their Twopenny Tubes and Burlington Arcades if they are afraid of rain. Dr. Johnson was not, and a gentler critic of his time observed that the Highlanders minded snow “no more than hair powder.” In the warm south of England, I once caught a cold which stuck to me all summer and seemed like to settle on my lungs. Late in autumn, in a kill or cure mood, I went down to the dampest side of the Highlands, got wet from morning to night, and in a week my cough had gone like dew from the heather. But nature’s hydropathy does not always work so well, even on seasoned constitutions. The severest loss of our Volunteer force, as yet, on British soil, has been from that soaking royal review at Edinburgh, when Highlanders were killed and crippled by a long railway journey in drenched clothes, even though at the way-stations matron

Another comfort for the dispossessed son of the mist comes from hearing strangers complain about the weather. They might as well stay home under the shelter of their Twopenny Tubes and Burlington Arcades if they're afraid of rain. Dr. Johnson wasn't bothered, and a more gentle critic of his time noted that the Highlanders didn’t mind snow “any more than hair powder.” In the warm south of England, I once caught a cold that stuck with me all summer and seemed to settle in my lungs. Late in autumn, in a "kill or cure" mood, I went down to the dampest part of the Highlands, got soaked from morning to night, and within a week, my cough disappeared like dew from the heather. But nature’s hydropathy doesn’t always work that well, even on seasoned bodies. The biggest loss of our Volunteer force, so far, on British soil, has been from that soaking royal review at Edinburgh, when Highlanders were killed and injured after a long train journey in wet clothes, even though at the way-stations matron



RIVER AWE FLOWING TO LOCH ETIVE, ARGYLLSHIRE

RIVER AWE FLOWING INTO LOCH ETIVE, ARGYLLSHIRE

and maid brought them patriotic offerings of dry hose, with which at least to “change their feet.”

and the maid brought them patriotic gifts of dry socks, with which at least to “change their feet.”

Now let us turn to the tourist, who has neither lust nor license to ruffle the least feather of grouse or gull, but calls forth angry passions when his red guide-book or her sunshade come scaring the prey stalked by lords of Cockaigne and Porkopolis. He and she, by coveys, swarm in various directions from Inverness, but chiefly by the Caledonian Canal, that highroad of pleasure, as once of business, between the North and the South Highlands. Had we seen this road “before it was made,” we should find little difference to-day, unless for a few more modern mansions that have swallowed up many a lowly home, still, perhaps, marked by patches of green about the ruined mountain shielings where, as on Alpine pastures, Highland Sennerin made butter and cheese through the long summer days. A steamboat carries one right through the Great Glen, beneath mountain giants, clad in nature’s own tartan of green and purple chequered by brown and grey, with bare knees of crag, and streaming sporrans of cascade, and feathers of fir-wood, too often wrapped in a plaid of mist, or hidden by a mackintosh of drenching rain. Else, against the clear sky-line, one may catch sight of a noble stag on the hill head, displayed like its crest, sniffing motionless at the steamer far below, unconscious of an unseen enemy stealing up the rearward corrie with heart athrob for his blood, which, at the pull of a trigger, may or may not stain the heath.

Now let’s focus on the tourist, who has no desire or permission to disturb even a single feather of grouse or gull, but instead stirs up anger when their red guidebook or her sunshade frightens away the prey pursued by the lords of Cockaigne and Porkopolis. These tourists, in groups, scatter in various directions from Inverness, but mostly along the Caledonian Canal, that thoroughfare of pleasure, as it once was of business, between the North and South Highlands. If we had seen this road “before it was made,” we would find little difference today, except for a few more modern houses that have replaced many humble homes, still perhaps marked by patches of green around the ruined mountain shielings where, like in Alpine pastures, Highland women made butter and cheese during the long summer days. A steamboat takes you right through the Great Glen, beneath towering mountains dressed in nature’s own tartan of green and purple, interspersed with brown and grey, with craggy knees and cascading streams, and the feathers of pine trees, often wrapped in a blanket of mist or obscured by a downpour of rain. Otherwise, against the clear skyline, you might spot a noble stag at the hilltop, standing proudly like its crest, motionlessly sniffing at the steamer far below, unaware of an unseen predator sneaking up from behind, heart racing for its blood, which, with the pull of a trigger, may or may not stain the heather.

From its port below Craig Phadric, believed to have been the stronghold of a king older than Duncan, then past the hill bearing his name, the Canal soon takes us through the fertile strath into the wilder Highlands. The first stage of that grand panorama is through deep Loch Ness, where on one side Mealfourvonie towers like a hayrick, round which goes the way to those remote Falls of Glomach, called the noblest in Britain, and on the other are more easily reached the Falls of Foyers, chained and set to work by an Aluminium Company that did not tremble at the rhapsody of Christopher North:—

From its harbor below Craig Phadric, thought to have been the stronghold of a king older than Duncan, and then past the hill named after him, the Canal quickly takes us through the lush valley into the rugged Highlands. The first part of that stunning view is through deep Loch Ness, where on one side Mealfourvonie rises like a haystack, leading to the distant Falls of Glomach, regarded as the most impressive in Britain, while on the other side are the more accessible Falls of Foyers, managed by an Aluminum Company that wasn’t swayed by the enthusiasm of Christopher North:—

“Here is solitude with a vengeance—stern, grim, dungeon solitude! How ghostlike those white, skeleton pines, stripped of their rind by tempest and lightning, and dead to the din of the raging cauldron! That cataract, if descending on a cathedral, would shatter down the pile into a million of fragments. But it meets the black foundations of the cliff, and flies up to the starless heaven in a storm of spray. We are drenched, as if leaning in a hurricane over the gunwale of a ship, rolling under bare poles through a heavy sea. The very solid globe of earth quakes through her entrails. The eye, reconciled to the darkness, now sees a glimmering and gloomy light—and lo, a bridge of a single arch hung across the chasm, just high enough to let through the triumphant torrent. Has some hill-loch burst its barriers? For what a world of waters come now tumbling into the abyss! Niagara! hast thou a fiercer roar? Listen—and you think there are momentary pauses of the thunder, filled up with goblin groans! All the military music-bands of the army of Britain would here be dumb as mutes—Trumpet, Cymbal, and the Great Drum! There is a desperate temptation in the hubbub to leap into destruction. Water-horses and kelpies, keep stabled in your rock-stalls—for if you issue forth the river will sweep you down, before you have finished one neigh, to Castle Urquhart, and dash you, in a sheet of foam, to the top of her rocking battlements.... We emerge, like a gay creature of the element, from the chasm, and wing our way up the glen towards the source of the cataract. In a few miles all is silent. A more peaceful place is not among all the mountains. The water-spout that had fallen during night has found its way into Loch Ness, and the torrent has subsided into a burn. What the trouts did with themselves in the ‘red jawing speat’ we are not naturalist enough to affirm, but we must suppose they have galleries running far into the banks, and corridors cut in the rocks, where they swim about in water without a gurgle, safe as golden and silver fishes in a glass-globe, on the table of my lady’s boudoir. Not a fin on their backs has been injured—not a scale struck from their starry sides. There they leap in the sunshine among the burnished clouds of insects, that come floating along on the morning air from bush and bracken, the licheny cliff-stones, and the hollow-rinded woods.”

“Here is solitude with a vengeance—stern, grim, dungeon-like solitude! How ghostly those white, skeletal pines look, stripped of their bark by the storm and lightning, silent to the noise of the raging waters! That waterfall, if it fell onto a cathedral, would shatter it into a million pieces. But instead, it meets the dark cliff below and sprays up to the starless sky. We're soaked, as if leaning over the edge of a ship in a hurricane, rolling through a rough sea. The very solid earth shakes beneath us. Our eyes, adjusting to the darkness, now see a dim, glimmering light—and there, a bridge with a single arch stretches across the chasm, just high enough to let the triumphant torrent pass. Has some mountain lake burst its banks? What a flood of water is now pouring into the abyss! Niagara! Do you have a louder roar? Listen—and you’ll catch moments of silence in the thunder, filled with ghostly moans! All the military bands of the British army would be silent here—Trumpets, Cymbals, and the Great Drum! There’s a desperate urge in the chaos to leap into destruction. Water horses and kelpies, stay in your rock stalls—if you come out, the river will sweep you away before you've finished one neigh, sending you to Castle Urquhart and dashing you, in a spray of foam, against its swaying walls... We emerge, like a lively creature of the elements, from the chasm, and fly up the valley toward the source of the waterfall. In a few miles, all is silent. There’s no more peaceful place in all the mountains. The water spout that fell during the night has found its way into Loch Ness, and the torrent has calmed into a stream. We’re not naturalists enough to know what the trout did during the ‘red jawing speat,’ but we assume they have tunnels running far into the banks, and corridors cut in the rocks, where they swim in quiet water, as safe as gold and silver fish in a glass globe on my lady’s boudoir table. Not a fin on their backs has been harmed—not a scale knocked off their sparkling sides. There they leap in the sunshine among the shining clouds of insects drifting along in the morning air from the bushes and bracken, the lichen-covered cliff stones, and the hollow trees.”

At the head of Loch Ness our boat takes to locks again at Fort-Augustus, now turned into a Catholic monastery, arms yielding to the gown. Hence, if the rain persistently blot out all prospect, we might hasten on by branch railway to the West Highland Line, passing near those geological lions called the “parallel roads” of Glenroy. Else we thread the water between the heights of Keppoch and Glengarry, marked by the cairns of many a forgotten feud, and through Loch Oich and Loch Lochy come to cross the West Highland Railway at Banavie, where the Canal descends to sea level by a staircase of locks like that at Trollhatta on the not less famous waterway from Gothenburg to Stockholm.

At the head of Loch Ness, our boat enters locks again at Fort Augustus, which has now become a Catholic monastery, with arms surrendering to the religious garb. So, if the rain continually blocks all views, we might quickly take the branch railway to the West Highland Line, passing near those geological features known as the “parallel roads” of Glenroy. Otherwise, we navigate the water between the hills of Keppoch and Glengarry, marked by the cairns of many forgotten feuds, and through Loch Oich and Loch Lochy we arrive to cross the West Highland Railway at Banavie, where the Canal drops to sea level via a staircase of locks similar to that at Trollhättan on the equally famous waterway from Gothenburg to Stockholm.

Loch Oich, the smallest of the chain into which the Garry comes down from its basin, has an authentic legend as retreat of Ewen Macphee, perhaps the last British outlaw above the rank of a lurking poacher or illicit distiller. Early in the nineteenth century he enlisted in a Highland regiment, from which he deserted, and though captured and handcuffed, made a romantic escape to his native wilds of Glengarry. After camping in the woods till the hue and cry after him had died out, he settled on an islet of Loch Oich, where he took to himself a wife and reared a sturdy brood. For long he played Rob Roy on a small scale, “lifting” sheep and helping himself to game, while he enjoyed the sanctity of a seer’s reputation. When a southern landlord bought the property, he established a not unfriendly modus vivendi with this tackless tenant, who introduced himself to the new owner by sticking his dirk into the table as title-deed to his island—“By this right I hold it!” But by and by the minions of the law pressed upon his retreat; and in spite of a resolute defence, in which his wife handled a gun like a modern Helen Macgregor, he was arrested for sheep stealing, and taken to prison, where he pined away after a long life of lawless freedom. Bales of sheep skins and tallow, found hidden about his fastness, were evidence of how he had lived at the expense of his neighbours, a feature too much left out of sight in modern regret for the picturesque old times.

Loch Oich, the smallest in the chain that the Garry flows into from its basin, has a genuine legend about Ewen Macphee, possibly the last British outlaw above the level of a reclusive poacher or illegal distiller. In the early 1800s, he joined a Highland regiment but deserted. Although he was captured and handcuffed, he made a daring escape back to the wilds of Glengarry. After camping in the woods until the search for him died down, he settled on a small island in Loch Oich, where he married and raised a strong family. For a long time, he lived like Rob Roy on a smaller scale, stealing sheep and taking game, while enjoying the reputation of a seer. When a southern landlord bought the land, he formed a somewhat friendly arrangement with this clueless tenant, who introduced himself to the new owner by plunging his knife into the table as proof of ownership—“By this right I hold it!” But eventually, the law closed in on his refuge; and despite a fierce defense, where his wife handled a gun like a modern Helen Macgregor, he was arrested for sheep theft and taken to prison, where he eventually faded away after a long life of unrestrained freedom. Bales of sheep skins and tallow found hidden in his stronghold were proof of how he had lived off his neighbors, a detail often overlooked in today's nostalgia for the picturesque old days.

Banavie—that seems to be a kilted cousin of Banff, and forebear of the Rocky Mountain paradise an American geographer presumes to spell Bamf—is close to Fort-William, the southernmost of the three military posts that bridled the Great Glen. In Stuart days this was Inverlochy, scene of that battle between Montrose and Argyle. It is now a town of snug hotels, over which rises the proclaimed monarch of British mountains, his gloomy brow often crowned with mist and his precipitous shoulders ermined with snow at any season. But if the weather favour, from the Observatory Tower at the top,

Banavie—seems like a kilted relative of Banff and the ancestor of the Rocky Mountain paradise that an American geographer insists on spelling Bamf—is near Fort-William, the southernmost of the three military posts that controlled the Great Glen. In Stuart times, this was Inverlochy, the site of the battle between Montrose and Argyle. Now, it’s a town filled with cozy hotels, and over it towers the declared king of British mountains, whose gloomy peak is often shrouded in mist and whose steep shoulders are blanketed in snow all year round. But if the weather permits, from the Observatory Tower at the top,



A CROFT NEAR TAYNUILT, LOCH ETIVE, ARGYLLSHIRE

A small farm near Taynuilt, Loch Etive, Argyllshire

one has the far-spread prospect masterly laid out by Sir Archibald Geikie:—

one has the wide-ranging view expertly arranged by Sir Archibald Geikie:—

“While no sound falls upon his ear, save now and then a fitful moaning of the wind among the snow-rifts of the dark precipice below, let him try to analyse some of the chief elements of the landscape. It is easy to recognise the more marked heights and hollows. To the south, away down Loch Linnhe, he can see the hills of Mull and the Paps of Jura closing the horizon. Westward, Loch Eil seems to lie at his feet, winding up into the lonely mountains, yet filled twice a day with the tides of the salt sea. Far over the hills, beyond the head of the loch, he looks across Arisaig, and can see the cliffs of the Isle of Eigg and the dark peaks of Rum, with the Atlantic gleaming below them. Farther to the north-west the blue range of the Coolin Hills rises along the sky-line, and then, sweeping over all the intermediate ground, through Arisaig and Knoydart and the Clanranald country, mountain rises beyond mountain, ridge beyond ridge, cut through by dark glens, and varied here and there with the sheen of lake and tarn. Northward runs the mysterious straight line of the Great Glen, with its chain of lochs. Thence to east and south the same billowy sea of mountain-tops stretches out as far as eye can follow it—the hills and glens of Lochaber, the wide green strath of Spean, the grey corries of Glen Treig and Glen Nevis, the distant sweep of the moors and mountains of Brae Lyon and the Perthshire Highlands, the spires of Glencoe, and thence round again to the blue waters of Loch Linnhe.”

“Although no sound reaches him except for the occasional whimper of the wind through the snowy crevices of the dark cliff below, he should try to break down some of the main features of the landscape. Recognizing the prominent highs and lows is simple. To the south, far down Loch Linnhe, he can spot the hills of Mull and the Paps of Jura lining the horizon. To the west, Loch Eil appears to rest at his feet, winding into the remote mountains, yet filled twice daily with the tides of the salt sea. Across the hills, beyond the head of the loch, he gazes over Arisaig and sees the cliffs of the Isle of Eigg and the dark peaks of Rum, with the Atlantic shimmering beneath them. Further to the northwest, the blue silhouette of the Coolin Hills rises along the horizon, then, stretching across all the land in between, through Arisaig and Knoydart and the Clanranald area, mountains rise beyond mountains, ridges beyond ridges, interspersed with dark valleys, and occasionally glimmering lakes and tarns. Northward runs the enigmatic straight line of the Great Glen, with its chain of lochs. From there to the east and south, the same rolling sea of mountain tops extends as far as the eye can see—the hills and valleys of Lochaber, the wide green basin of Spean, the grey corries of Glen Treig and Glen Nevis, the distant stretch of the moors and mountains of Brae Lyon and the Perthshire Highlands, the spires of Glencoe, and then back around to the blue waters of Loch Linnhe.”

Hitherto the drenched tourist has been too ready to hasten away towards drier Saxondom by steamboat or rail from the end of the Caledonian Canal, ignorant what choice spots may hereabouts be lingered among, such as that “Dark Mile,” which some have found better worth seeing than the Trossachs, and Glen Nevis that, opening as a lush valley, mounts by rushing falls into recesses of wild magnificence. Now the West Highland Railway takes one on through Glenfinnan and the Lochiel country, where Charles Edward raised that last standard of rebellion, against the prudent judgment of the Cameron chief whose loyal pride yet followed it to Culloden, and where a tall column records how a later Cameron fell as gallantly in the service of the established dynasty. Thus we come to Arisaig on the west coast, and to Mallaig opposite Skye, in which a book that draws to its end must not venture to enter upon the most gloomily grand aspects of Highland scenery. All this, like the country above the Moray Firth, comes under the head of “counsels of perfection”; but every conscientious Highland tour takes in Inverness, on the round made by the Highland Railway and the Caledonian Canal, the most perfunctory minimum being the Trossachs trip, which might be extended to pass by Oban and the Clyde.

Until now, the soaked tourist has often rushed away to drier areas of Saxondom by steamboat or train from the end of the Caledonian Canal, unaware of the stunning spots nearby, like the "Dark Mile," which some say is even better than the Trossachs, and Glen Nevis, which starts as a lush valley and then rises through cascading waterfalls into spectacular wild landscapes. Now, the West Highland Railway takes you through Glenfinnan and the Lochiel country, where Charles Edward raised that last banner of rebellion, against the wise judgment of the Cameron chief whose loyal spirit still followed it to Culloden, and where a tall column marks the place where a later Cameron fell bravely serving the established dynasty. Thus, we arrive at Arisaig on the west coast, and Mallaig opposite Skye, where a book nearing its end shouldn’t delve into the darker, grander aspects of Highland scenery. All of this, like the areas above the Moray Firth, falls under the category of “counsels of perfection”; but any responsible Highland tour includes Inverness, on the circuit made by the Highland Railway and the Caledonian Canal, with the absolute minimum being the Trossachs trip, which could be expanded to pass through Oban and the Clyde.

CHAPTER X

GLASGOW AND THE CLYDE

AT the junction of salt and fresh water navigation, beside Fort-William, the tourist begins a new stage of his journey, if in haste, speeding by the West Highland Railway through beautiful glens and over bleak and bare moorlands to come on the Clyde at Helensburgh. The older pilgrimage is by steamer down Loch Linnhe to Oban, past Ballachulish, where, if the Saxon can get his tongue round its name, he may land to visit “dreary dark Glencoe,” whose grimly sublime seclusion seems in keeping with its tragic memories and with its legendary fame as birthplace of Ossian.

At the point where saltwater and freshwater meet, next to Fort-William, the tourist begins a new part of their journey. If they're in a hurry, they can take the West Highland Railway, which speeds through beautiful valleys and across desolate moors to reach the Clyde at Helensburgh. The traditional trip is by steamer down Loch Linnhe to Oban, past Ballachulish, where, if the English speaker can manage to pronounce its name, they might stop to visit “dreary dark Glencoe,” whose haunting solitude matches its tragic history and its legendary status as the birthplace of Ossian.

Oban, “Charing Cross of the Highlands,” which Cockneys sometimes confuse with Holborn, and which in thick weather may rather suggest the Tilbury Docks, had in Dr. Johnson’s day one “tolerable inn,” now multiplied into a forest of hostelries, “a huddlement of upstart houses,” above which the shell of an unhatched Hydropathic looks down on darker ruins of the “Land of Lorne.” Here the not impecunious traveller might tarry long to visit the islands around or the lochs and falls inland. Turning his back on the cloudy Atlantic, he may take the Caledonian Railway by Loch Awe, Loch Tay and Loch Earn, and thus be wafted to Perth, Edinburgh, or Glasgow, while at Tyndrum it is open to him to make a cut across to the West Highland Line. But his most beaten path is still a watery one, on to the Crinan Canal, and through it to Ardrishaig, where he enters on the safe and luxurious navigation of the Clyde.

Oban, known as the "Charing Cross of the Highlands," which Cockneys sometimes mix up with Holborn, and which in thick weather might resemble the Tilbury Docks, had in Dr. Johnson’s time one “okay inn,” now expanded into a variety of hotels, “a huddle of new establishments,” above which the structure of an unfinished Hydropathic looks down on the darker remnants of the “Land of Lorne.” Here, a somewhat well-off traveler might stay for a while to visit the nearby islands or the lochs and waterfalls inland. Turning away from the cloudy Atlantic, he may take the Caledonian Railway by Loch Awe, Loch Tay, and Loch Earn, allowing him to be carried off to Perth, Edinburgh, or Glasgow, while at Tyndrum he could choose to cut across to the West Highland Line. But his most popular route is still a watery one, heading to the Crinan Canal, and through it to Ardrishaig, where he can enjoy the safe and comfortable navigation of the Clyde.

This is not a guide-book that can afford to expatiate in small print on all the aisles and monuments of this grand estuary, with its lochs opening like side chapels. The stranger will do well to halt almost wherever he pleases, and at a dozen resorts has a choice of steamboats plying up and down the water, as a Glasgow man calls it, even as his ancestors named the Esks and Avons which for them were alone familiar. The butterfly tourist, if he get a fine day or two, may settle on Tarbert, the isthmus of Cantire; or at Inveraray, the ducal village-capital of Argyll; or at Dunoon, its largest town; or at Rothesay, the Swindon Junction of this inland voyaging; or at the Cumbraes, whose minister prayed for “the adjacent islands of Great Britain and Ireland”; or at one and another of those snug bathing-places that almost line the shores. The gem, the bouquet, the crown of all Clyde scenery is, of course, Arran, to know which non cuivis contingit. But if he can find quarters in some airy hovel with rats running about the roof, or on some shake-down of an hotel annexe, and if the rain clears up over Goatfell, the reader will not regret taking my word for the exceeding loveliness of glens and corries, which have inspired painters, poets, and even guide-book makers.

This isn’t a guidebook that can afford to dive into all the details about the aisles and monuments of this grand estuary, with its lochs opening up like side chapels. Travelers will do well to stop almost wherever they want, and at a dozen spots, there are steamboats going up and down the water, as a Glaswegian would say, just like their ancestors called the Esks and Avons that were familiar to them. If a casual tourist gets a nice day or two, they might settle in Tarbert, the isthmus of Cantire; or at Inveraray, the ducal village-capital of Argyll; or in Dunoon, the largest town; or Rothesay, the Swindon Junction of this inland journey; or the Cumbraes, whose minister prayed for “the adjacent islands of Great Britain and Ireland”; or at one of those cozy bathing spots that line the shores. The highlight, the gem, the crown of all Clyde scenery is definitely Arran, which is not something everyone gets to experience. But if they can find a place to stay in a breezy hovel with rats scurrying around the roof, or in some makeshift hotel annex, and if the rain clears up over Goatfell, they won’t regret taking my word for the incredible beauty of the glens and corries that have inspired painters, poets, and even guidebook writers.

Many writers have described Clyde voyaging. To

Many writers have described Clyde's journey. To



GLENCOE, ARGYLLSHIRE

GLENCOE, ARGYLL

save myself trouble, let me borrow from the ingenious M. Jules Verne, who in his Rayon-Vert gives a remarkable account of this region and its inhabitants. It is always well to see ourselves as others see us, especially through the eyes of a famous story-teller. This story of his is intended to be amusing, and he appears to succeed in being funnier than he knew by reading up Sir Walter Scott and other works of fiction, then “combining his information.”

save myself trouble, let me borrow from the clever M. Jules Verne, who in his Rayon-Vert provides a fascinating description of this area and its people. It's always valuable to see ourselves as others see us, especially through the perspective of a well-known storyteller. His tale aims to entertain, and he seems to unintentionally be funnier than he realized by studying Sir Walter Scott and other fictional works, then “blending his knowledge.”

The time is the present day; the scene opens on the Clyde; the dramatis personæ are as follows: Two old bachelor brothers, Sam and Sib Melvill, have been avowedly “lifted” from those chieftains of the southron clan Cheeryble. They live together in kindly one-mindedness; they take snuff out of the same box; they quote Ossian in alternate stanzas, also Scott, and such good old Scottish proverbs as “let us leave that fly tranquil on the wall.” They especially agree in spoiling their niece, Miss Helena Campbell, who, like other heroines of fiction, is beautiful to behold, and like other Scottish damsels of rank, does her hair up in a snood, believes in valkyries and “browines,” then, though as good as she is charming, has a most troublesome obstinacy in getting her own way. This is a rich family, who have a town house in Glasgow and a cottage near Helensburgh, opposite the promontory always spelt “Rosenheat,” a cottage of much gentility, with a tower, a terrace, and a park. Over a large household rule two faithful retainers of the olden time, (1) the “intendant” Partridge, who always sports tartan in the form of a kilt “above the philabeg,” with blue bonnet, cow-skin brogues and other trappings of a Highland butler’s livery; (2) a venerable housekeeper, who, like all housekeepers in the Highlands, bears the title of “Luckie,” but is also styled Dame Bess, and addressed by Partridge as “Mavourneen,” that well-known Scottish term of endearment, while her masters invariably summon her by crying “Bet! Beth! Bess! Betsey! Betty!” each word taking up a line, so as to make what printers call “fat” and what French authors, from the great Dumas downwards, must find very convenient for stretching out “copy.”

The time is the present day; the scene opens on the Clyde; the dramatis personæ are as follows: Two old bachelor brothers, Sam and Sib Melvill, have been openly “lifted” from the leaders of the southern clan Cheeryble. They live together in friendly harmony; they share a snuff box; they quote Ossian in alternating stanzas, also Scott, and other good old Scottish proverbs like “let us leave that fly tranquil on the wall.” They particularly agree in spoiling their niece, Miss Helena Campbell, who, like other fictional heroines, is beautiful to look at, and like other Scottish ladies of nobility, styles her hair in a snood, believes in valkyries and “browines,” though, as good as she is charming, she has a frustrating stubbornness about getting her own way. This is a wealthy family, who have a town house in Glasgow and a cottage near Helensburgh, across from the promontory always spelled “Rosenheat,” a cottage of much elegance, with a tower, a terrace, and a park. Over a large household rule two loyal retainers of the old days, (1) the “intendant” Partridge, who always wears tartan in the form of a kilt “above the philabeg,” with a blue bonnet, cowhide brogues and other accessories of a Highland butler’s uniform; (2) a venerable housekeeper, who, like all housekeepers in the Highlands, is called “Luckie,” but is also named Dame Bess, and addressed by Partridge as “Mavourneen,” that well-known Scottish term of endearment, while her masters always call her by shouting “Bet! Beth! Bess! Betsey! Betty!” each word taking up a line, making what printers call “fat” and what French authors, from the great Dumas down to today, must find very useful for stretching out “copy.”

Though Sam and Sib are Glasgow aristocrats, they seem so far in touch with the great metropolis as to take in the Morning Post, in which one day Miss Campbell reads an account of a wonderful green ray shed by the unclouded sun at his setting on an open sea horizon. Nothing will serve this wilful young lady but at once setting out to behold such an optical phenomenon. Gifted as she is, our heroine can have passed no high standard of geography, but her uncles explain to her that Oban is the nearest place at which an open sea view can be had. Va pour Oban! she exclaims. The sly uncles agree on the trip, all the more readily as they are aware how at Oban happens to be sojourning a certain Aristobulus Ursiclos, on whom they have their eye as an excellent parti for their ward.

Though Sam and Sib are part of Glasgow's upper class, they seem well-connected to the larger world, as they read the Morning Post. One day, Miss Campbell comes across a report about a stunning green ray emitted by the clear sun at sunset over the open sea. Determined to see this optical phenomenon for herself, this strong-willed young lady insists on setting out right away. Despite her talents, our heroine hasn’t received a very high standard of education in geography, but her uncles explain that Oban is the closest place where she can get an open view of the sea. Let’s go to Oban! she exclaims. The clever uncles readily agree to the trip, especially since they know that a certain Aristobulus Ursiclos is currently staying in Oban, and they see him as an excellent match for their ward.

The household is at once thrown into a confusion of packing, for by seven o’clock next morning it is necessary to be in Glasgow to catch the Oban steamer Columba, which seems rather a roundabout route for residenters at Helensburgh. At this early hour the party punctually embark, to be carried admiringly down the scenery of the Clyde, though, indeed, the faithful steward and housekeeper, always in attendance, shake their heads in sad harmony at every stage over the engines and smoke stacks that are overshadowing good old Highland customs, the sole example of which here given is unhappily referred to the Orkney Kirkwall. Messrs. MacBrayne have no cause of complaint as to praise of the steamer and her accommodations; but the proprietors of Murray’s Guide, with which the party are provided rather than Black’s, might find ground of action in the French printers’ libellous misspellings of names. That work is duly drawn on for notices of Dumbarton Castle, of Greenock, of ruined strongholds, and of the distant crests of Arran and Ailsa Craig. The passengers hold stiffly aloof in groups, except of course some French tourists, who bring their native sociability with them; but there is none of the British morgue about Partridge, when he claps his hands in applause at the sight of a tower ruined for the MacDouglases by his young mistress’ clan. They sail safely through the Kyles of Bute, past Ardrishaig, by the Crinan Canal, then up the Hebrides archipelago to Oban, where they install themselves, regardless of expense, in the best rooms of the Caledonian Hotel, awaiting the first fine sunset to catch the green ray.

The household is thrown into chaos as they pack, since they need to be in Glasgow by seven o’clock the next morning to catch the Oban steamer Columba, which seems like a long way for residents of Helensburgh. At this early hour, the group boards on time, admiring the scenery along the Clyde, although the loyal steward and housekeeper, always present, shake their heads sadly at each point where engines and smokestacks overshadow good old Highland traditions, which unfortunately here only references Kirkwall in Orkney. Messrs. MacBrayne have nothing to complain about regarding praise for the steamer and its accommodations; however, the publishers of Murray’s Guide, which the group is using instead of Black’s, might have grounds for a complaint about the French printers’ offensive misspellings. That guide is used for information on Dumbarton Castle, Greenock, the ruined strongholds, and the distant peaks of Arran and Ailsa Craig. The passengers stick together in groups, except for some French tourists, who bring their natural friendliness with them; however, there’s none of the British morgue about Partridge when he claps his hands in applause at the sight of a tower ruined by the MacDouglases and their young mistress’ clan. They sail through the Kyles of Bute, past Ardrishaig, through the Crinan Canal, then up the Hebrides archipelago to Oban, where they check into the best rooms at the Caledonian Hotel, ready to watch for the first nice sunset to catch the green ray.

At this ville des bains, not more than “a hundred and fifty years old,” in August crowded with bathers, who do not satisfy French ideas of propriety by a bathing costume souvent trop rudimentaire, our friends soon fall in with Aristobulus Ursiclos, a mere Lowlander, who wears no kilt but, on the contrary, aluminium spectacles and such like, and having graduated both at Oxford and Edinburgh, is a scientist pour rire, not to say a prig and pedant of the darkest dye, seizing every chance to lecture on meteorology, mineralogy, chemistry, astronomy, in short de omni re scibili. It goes without saying that Miss Campbell at first sight takes a strong dislike to this false hero, who at once sets about playing the superior person over such a childish fancy as the green ray, also excites her contempt by his awkwardness at the British game of “crocket.” Equally of course, a true hero has already been provided, a ram caught in one of the handy thickets of romance as due sacrifice to Hymen. This is Oliver Sinclair, a young and sympathetic artist, who sends notes of his travels to the celebrated Edinburgh Review, but at present has nothing more pressing on hand than to attach himself to the party.

At this spa town, not more than “one hundred and fifty years old,” in August filled with beachgoers, who do not meet French standards of decency with their bathing suits often too basic, our friends soon run into Aristobulus Ursiclos, just a Lowlander, who wears no kilt but, instead, aluminum glasses and similar items. Having graduated from both Oxford and Edinburgh, he is a scientist for fun, not to mention a stuck-up prig and pedant of the worst kind, taking every opportunity to lecture on meteorology, mineralogy, chemistry, astronomy, in short about everything knowable. It goes without saying that Miss Campbell takes an instant dislike to this false hero, who immediately starts playing the superior person about something as trivial as the green ray and also earns her disdain with his clumsiness at the British game of "croquet." Naturally, a true hero has already been introduced, a romantic figure duly offered up to love. This is Oliver Sinclair, a young and relatable artist who writes travel notes for the renowned Edinburgh Review, but at the moment, he has nothing more urgent than to join the group.

The episodes of the story henceforth turn upon repeated efforts to see the green ray, always baffled by the weather or by some clumsy interference of Mr. Aristobulus, who can never understand when he is not wanted, though able to rebuke his companions’ enthusiasm for the sea by instructing them that it is merely a chemical compound of hydrogen and oxygen with 2½ per cent of chloride of sodium. In vain they hire a carriage-and-four to drive to the “village of Clachan,” and on to one of the outlying islands, from which there is a clear sea view, at Oban, as we know, blocked by the island of “Kismore.”

The episodes of the story now focus on the repeated attempts to see the green ray, constantly thwarted by the weather or by Mr. Aristobulus’s clumsy interference, who never seems to get that he’s not wanted, even though he can dampen his friends’ excitement for the sea by reminding them that it’s just a chemical mix of hydrogen and oxygen with 2½ percent sodium chloride. They futilely hire a carriage-and-four to take them to the "village of Clachan" and then to one of the nearby islands, from which the sea view is clear, but as we know, it's blocked by the island of "Kismore."

After weeks of disappointment and bad weather, the whole party take steamer for Iona, where they put up at the “Duncan Arms,” feasting daily upon a truly Scottish menu of haggis, hotch-potch, cockie-leekie, sowens and oat cake, the Highland Cheeryble brothers pledging one another in pint stoups—containing four English pints, we

After weeks of disappointment and bad weather, the whole group took a steamer to Iona, where they stayed at the “Duncan Arms,” enjoying a truly Scottish menu of haggis, hotch-potch, cockie-leekie, sowens, and oat cake, the Highland Cheeryble brothers raising their glasses to one another in pint mugs—each holding four English pints, we



GARELOCHHEAD, DUMBARTONSHIRE

Garelochhead, Dunbartonshire

learn—of “foaming usquebaugh,” also in a drink called “whisky,” with strong beer, “mum,” and “twopenny” flavoured with a petit verre of gin. A Scottish breakfast, it appears, is a slighter meal, consisting of “tea, butter, and sandwiches.” This good cheer is so engrossing that only after a few days they recall the fact of there being some ruins on Iona, which are then visited and described at much length, with all due enthusiasm on the part of the author. Dr. Johnson declares the man little to be envied whose piety would not grow warmer among the ruins of Iona. That man is soulless Aristobulus, who excites our heroine’s indignation by the cold-blooded manner in which he would peep and geologise among so sacred monuments, hammering off a piece of a cross to examine it as a mineral specimen. Worse, just as she was about to see the green ray, this unlucky spoil-sport lets off a gun, scaring up a cloud of gulls to obscure the for once bright sunset.

learn—about “foaming usquebaugh,” also known as “whisky,” alongside strong beer, “mum,” and “twopenny” flavored with a petit verre of gin. A Scottish breakfast, it seems, is a lighter meal, consisting of “tea, butter, and sandwiches.” This good cheer is so captivating that only after a few days do they remember that there are some ruins on Iona, which they then visit and describe at length, with all due enthusiasm from the author. Dr. Johnson states that one is not to be envied if their piety does not grow warmer among the ruins of Iona. That person is the soulless Aristobulus, who angers our heroine with his callousness as he picks apart and studies the sacred monuments, hammering off a piece of a cross to examine it as a mineral specimen. Even worse, just as she was about to see the green ray, this unfortunate killjoy fires a gun, sending a cloud of gulls soaring into the air and obscuring the once bright sunset.

Miss Campbell is determined at any cost to shake off such a hateful suitor. She hears of another island called Staffa, from which a still opener view can be had. Nothing will hinder that in the frequented port of Iona a “Cowes-built” yacht is waiting to be hired. The obedient uncles charter her forthwith, engage a brass-bound captain and a crew of six men, provision her suitably, and sail off for Staffa, which, as the author explains, is at no great distance. Aristobulus, with his hammer and spectacles, is left behind, henceforth dropping out of the story.

Miss Campbell is determined to get rid of her annoying suitor at any cost. She hears about another island called Staffa, which offers an even better view. Nothing can stop her from hiring a "Cowes-built" yacht that's ready to go in the busy port of Iona. Her obedient uncles quickly charter the yacht, hire a well-prepared captain and a crew of six men, stock it with supplies, and set sail for Staffa, which, as the author notes, isn’t far away. Aristobulus, with his hammer and glasses, is left behind, and he drops out of the story from this point on.

Our heroine, having had the geological marvels of Staffa explained to her, is so delighted that she proposes to buy the island. Their yacht blown away before a storm, the passengers encamp in a cave and go through perilous adventures, for the scenery of which the guide-book comes in useful. Oliver Sinclair, whose life Helena had been the means of saving at his first appearance on the scene, now in turn rescues her in most romantic style; and the young pair are so taken up with each other that they almost forget all about the green ray in search of which those long-suffering uncles have been dragged so far. At last comes one clear glorious sunset, lighting up a panorama of sea line that could not but have excited admiration even in “the most prosaic merchant (negotiant) of the Canongate.” As the sun disappears, all the party behold the long-sought wonder, all but the hero and heroine, who are too intent on the rays lit in each other’s eyes by a “light that never was on sea or land.” After this, there is nothing left but “Bless you, my children,” and a sumptuous marriage in “St. George’s Church, Glasgow,” transported for the occasion, apparently, from Hanover Square. All which, if one skip the guide-book passages, makes a very striking account of Scottish manners and customs, but prompts some doubt of the author’s accuracy when he comes to deal with such more remote regions as the moon or the bottom of the sea.

Our heroine, after having the geological wonders of Staffa explained to her, is so thrilled that she decides to buy the island. When their yacht is blown away by a storm, the passengers set up camp in a cave and face some dangerous adventures, for which the guidebook proves useful. Oliver Sinclair, whose life Helena saved when he first arrived on the scene, now rescues her in a remarkably romantic way; and the young couple is so engrossed in each other that they nearly forget about the green ray they’ve been searching for at the expense of their long-suffering uncles. Finally, there comes a beautiful, clear sunset, illuminating a breathtaking view of the seascape that would impress even “the most prosaic merchant (negotiant) of the Canongate.” As the sun sets, everyone in the group sees the long-sought wonder, except for the hero and heroine, who are too captivated by the sparkle in each other’s eyes, illuminated by “a light that never was on sea or land.” After this, all that’s left is “Bless you, my children,” and a lavish wedding in “St. George’s Church, Glasgow,” which seems to have been moved for the occasion from Hanover Square. All of this, if one skips the guidebook sections, presents a striking portrayal of Scottish manners and customs but raises some doubts about the author’s accuracy when discussing more distant places like the moon or the ocean floor.

It seems a rule with French writers to be careless about the local colour of their foreign scenes. Well known is the haughty answer of Victor Hugo to the Englishman who ventured to remonstrate with him on his Lords “Tom Jim Jack,” and other ornaments of British aristocracy. He at least spared Scotland,—or was it he who translated the Firth of Forth by le premier du quatrième, as another traducteur elevated “a stickit minister” into un prêtre assassiné? If it be true that Dumas’ chief “ghost” was by origin a Scotsman named Mackay, that voluminous romancer was ill-served in the wild work made for him of British topography. D’Artagnan, landing at Dover, found our posts “pretty well served,” so well, indeed, that starting at 2.30 P.M. he rode to London in four hours, then on to Windsor, followed the king to a hunting-ground two or three leagues beyond, and galloped back to Buckingham House, all before nightfall, a feat that beats Dick Turpin and John Gilpin. When Charles I. exclaimed “Remember!” with his dying breath, he was of course addressing that preux chevalier Athos, hidden below the scaffold; and what Athos should remember was how the king had stowed a million of money in two barrels under the vaults of the Abbey of Newcastle. In due time Athos goes to turn up this deposit, then from Monk’s camp at Coldstream on the Tweed, he and the General stroll over to Newcastle in the course of half an hour or so. Athos of course comes off successful in this midnight quest, but not so Monk, who, as M. Dumas first informed us, was kidnapped by D’Artagnan in the midst of his army and carried off in a fishing boat from Coldstream to Holland, to be laid bound before his lawful king, brought back after all in time to prevent Athos from exterminating a company of Scottish soldiers in defence of his million. The whole series of those Three Musketeers’ adventures contains many such curious side lights on the history of our country. In a comic opera, of course, one need not read up for examinations; yet Scribe’s Dame Blanche, bearing to the Monastery and Guy Mannering much the same relation as Thackeray’s Rebecca and Rowena to Ivanhoe, should not have opened with a rustic Scots couple hard up for a godfather to their child, nor ended with the sale of an estate that carried with it a peerage and a seat in Parliament.

It seems like a norm for French writers to overlook the local details of their foreign settings. A famous example is the arrogant response from Victor Hugo to the Englishman who dared to comment on his portrayal of “Tom Jim Jack” and other symbols of British aristocracy. At least he didn’t insult Scotland—was it him who translated the Firth of Forth as le premier du quatrième, while another traducteur upgraded “a stickit minister” to un prêtre assassiné? If it’s true that Dumas' main “ghost” was originally a Scotsman named Mackay, that prolific storyteller was poorly served by the chaotic depiction of British geography. D'Artagnan, arriving at Dover, noticed our mail service was “pretty well served,” so well, in fact, that after leaving at 2:30 P.M., he rode to London in four hours, then on to Windsor, followed the king to a hunting ground a couple of leagues away, and galloped back to Buckingham House, all before nightfall, a feat that outdoes both Dick Turpin and John Gilpin. When Charles I. shouted “Remember!” with his last breath, he was obviously speaking to that noble knight Athos, who was hiding below the scaffold; and what Athos needed to remember was how the king had hidden a million in two barrels beneath the vaults of Newcastle Abbey. Eventually, Athos goes to retrieve this treasure, and then from Monk’s camp at Coldstream on the Tweed, he and the General casually walk over to Newcastle in about half an hour. Of course, Athos succeeds in this midnight mission, but not Monk, who, as M. Dumas first told us, was kidnapped by D'Artagnan in the midst of his troops and taken by fishing boat from Coldstream to Holland, to be presented bound before his rightful king, ultimately returned in time to prevent Athos from wiping out a group of Scottish soldiers defending his million. The whole series of the Three Musketeers' adventures contains many fascinating insights into our country's history. In a comic opera, you certainly don’t need to study for exams; however, Scribe’s Dame Blanche, which relates to Monastery and Guy Mannering much like Thackeray’s Rebecca and Rowena does to Ivanhoe, shouldn’t have started with a struggling Scottish couple in need of a godfather for their child, nor ended with the sale of an estate that included a peerage and a seat in Parliament.

Perhaps, after all, Scottish writers may be trusted for a more faithful picture of their own country; and one would commend the reader rather to Sarah Tytler’s St. Mungo’s City as a truthful and taking tale of Glasgow life, including a trip on the Clyde under characteristic circumstances. Only this trip is not one to be suggested to strangers, since it is an incident of Glasgow Fair, that concentrated week of more than Bank Holiday-making, when the great city of the West disperses itself to its waterside resorts so recklessly that in the familiar rainy weather churches as well as police stations may have to be thrown open to thousands of roofless and hundreds of senseless guests. Let the Sir Charles Grandisons of the south, and the Miss Ophelias of the States mix themselves rather with the Trades Holidays’ bustle of Edinburgh, or the 12th August distraction of Perth station.

Perhaps, after all, we can rely on Scottish writers to provide a more accurate portrayal of their own country; I would suggest Sarah Tytler’s St. Mungo’s City as a genuine and captivating story about life in Glasgow, including a trip on the Clyde under typical circumstances. However, this trip is not one to recommend to outsiders, as it occurs during the Glasgow Fair, that intense week that’s more than just a bank holiday, when the great city in the West escapes to its waterfront resorts so recklessly that even in the usual rainy weather, churches and police stations may need to be opened up to thousands of people without shelter and hundreds of people lacking common sense. Let the Sir Charles Grandisons from the south, and the Miss Ophelias from the States engage instead with the lively atmosphere of the Trades Holidays in Edinburgh, or the distractions at Perth station on August 12th.

“The steamer (as our author describes this popular excursion), fluttering with flags from stem to stern, was pushing down the river on the sunny yet showery summer day, preceded and followed by many similar vessels, through the labyrinth of shipping from every part of the world—past wharves and warehouses deserted by toilers—past the yards, well known to ship-builders, with skeleton ships on the stocks, where the sheds were forsaken and the din mute. Down and down the living freight went, till green pastures and ripening cornfields began to smile under the very

“The steamer (as our author describes this popular excursion), decorated with flags from front to back, was cruising down the river on a sunny yet rainy summer day, with many similar boats ahead and behind, navigating through the maze of shipping from around the globe—past wharves and warehouses left empty by workers—past the yards familiar to shipbuilders, with unfinished ships on the stocks, where the sheds were abandoned and the noise was silent. Down and down the live cargo went, until green pastures and ripening cornfields started to appear under the very



GLEN SANNOX, ISLE OF ARRAN

Glen Sannox, Isle of Arran

frown of the hills rising in the distance. Here was the heart-shaped rock of Dumbarton, with the castle where Wallace had lain a prisoner. There were the crowded roofs of Greenock, clustered under its own storm-cloud, hanging over the city churchyard where Highland Mary was laid to rest. Yonder ran the Tail of the Bank, by which fleets have ridden at anchor, where Colin’s solitary ship was seen through the morning mists by the sharp eyes of the loving gude-wife, so fain to tell that her man was ‘come to town.’ This was the entrance to the loch by whose shore the race of Macallum More slept soundly. Across the river the warning white finger of the Cloch Lighthouse bade belated crafts beware. Roseneath was fair as when Jeanie Deans landed under the guardianship of the Duke’s man. At Toward Point the tenderest of Highland tragedies lingered with the memory of the old clan Lamont. At last the twin islands of Bute and Arran came full in sight, and Goatfell rose, brown and grey and russet—not purple as yet—unrivalled from the sea, and held up a rugged face to the fleecy clouds.”

frown of the hills rising in the distance. Here was the heart-shaped rock of Dumbarton, with the castle where Wallace was imprisoned. There were the crowded roofs of Greenock, clustered under its own storm-cloud, hanging over the city churchyard where Highland Mary was buried. Yonder ran the Tail of the Bank, where fleets have anchored, where Colin’s solitary ship was spotted through the morning mists by the sharp eyes of his loving wife, eager to share that her man had ‘come to town.’ This was the entrance to the loch by whose shore the Macallum More clan slept soundly. Across the river, the warning white finger of the Cloch Lighthouse signaled to late ships to beware. Roseneath looked just as lovely as when Jeanie Deans landed under the watch of the Duke’s man. At Toward Point, the softest of Highland tragedies lingered with the memory of the old clan Lamont. Finally, the twin islands of Bute and Arran appeared fully in view, and Goatfell rose, brown and grey and russet—not purple yet—unmatched from the sea, and held up a rugged face to the fluffy clouds.

Reversing this route, and shortening it by train from Greenock, we come to St. Mungo’s City, by Liverpool’s leave, the second in Britain, yet none of your mushroom Chicagos, but a good old Lanark borough that has spread itself far over two counties, since the days when its Broomielaw harboured a few small craft, and its Fair was confined to the Green, on which the Earl of Moray encamped before crushing Queen Mary’s cause in half an hour, at the battle of Langside, its field now within the extended municipal bounds. In her time Glasgow was already known as the Market of the West, showing the rudiments of a varied fabrication in its plaiding, and in such a “Glasgow buckler” as the adventurous Queen would fain have carried when she wished she were a man to “lie all night in the fields,” and swagger mail-clad along the crown of the causeway.

Reversing this route and shortening it by train from Greenock, we arrive in St. Mungo’s City, with Liverpool's approval, the second largest in Britain. It's not one of those quick-growing cities like Chicago, but a historic Lanark borough that has expanded over two counties since the days when its Broomielaw hosted a few small boats, and its Fair was held on the Green, where the Earl of Moray camped out before crushing Queen Mary’s cause in just half an hour at the battle of Langside, a site now within the larger city limits. Back in her time, Glasgow was already called the Market of the West, showing early signs of diverse manufacturing in its plaids, and in the kind of “Glasgow buckler” that the adventurous Queen would have loved to carry when she wished she were a man—to “lie all night in the fields” and strut around fully armored along the edge of the roadway.

Max O’Rell and other moderns have said very unkind things of Glasgow; but all the early travellers extol the prettiness, pleasantness, and cleanness of this city on a once limpid river, qualities not so apparent nowadays. Along with too many most squalid slums, Glasgow has fine features in her ancient Cathedral, in her lofty Necropolis, in her picturesque Trongate, in her noble University Buildings elevated above the West End Park, and in her central square with its forest of illustrious effigies, “an open-air Madame Tussaud’s.” But these monuments are not so remarkable as the wealth and manifold industry of which signs abound on every hand, drowning the rustic charms noted by Defoe and Burt. In the Commonwealth days Richard Franck had dubbed Glasgow the “non-such of Scotland”—“famous and flourishing”—on whose “beautiful palaces” and warehouses “stuft with merchandise” he expatiates in his conceited style. Even the crabbed Matthew Bramble was “in raptures with Glasgow.” Pennant twice calls this “the best built of any second-rate city I ever saw,” and tells how Glasgow had been “tantalised with its river,” soon to be deepened into such a highway of traffic.

Max O’Rell and other modern critics have said some pretty harsh things about Glasgow; however, all the early travelers praised the beauty, charm, and cleanliness of this city along a once-clear river—qualities that aren’t as noticeable these days. Along with far too many filthy slums, Glasgow boasts impressive landmarks like her ancient Cathedral, her towering Necropolis, the scenic Trongate, her grand University Buildings above the West End Park, and her central square filled with a forest of notable statues, which is like an outdoor Madame Tussaud’s. But these monuments aren’t as striking as the wealth and diverse industries that are visible everywhere, overshadowing the rustic beauty noted by Defoe and Burt. During the Commonwealth period, Richard Franck called Glasgow the “non-such of Scotland”—“famous and thriving”—highlighting its “beautiful palaces” and warehouses “stuffed with merchandise” in his pretentious manner. Even the cantankerous Matthew Bramble was “in raptures with Glasgow.” Pennant referred to it twice as “the best built of any second-rate city I ever saw,” and noted how Glasgow had been “teased by its river,” soon to be deepened into a major trade route.

By the middle of the eighteenth century Glasgow had not 20,000 inhabitants, but she began to make her fortune fast while the rest of Scotland rather sullenly prepared to exchange thistly patriotism for more profitable crops. Rum and tobacco were the foundation of a prosperity that came to be checked by the American Revolution; then the long-headed worthies of the Saltmarket took up cotton, and cotton was weighed down by iron, and iron was set afloat as well as wood; and a host of other trades sprang up, among them that Turkey-red dyeing that is for Glasgow what its purple was for Tyre.

By the mid-eighteenth century, Glasgow had fewer than 20,000 residents, but she quickly started to prosper while the rest of Scotland begrudgingly prepared to swap their patriotic pride for more profitable crops. Rum and tobacco laid the groundwork for a wealth that was interrupted by the American Revolution; then the forward-thinking leaders of the Saltmarket shifted to cotton, which was supported by iron, and both iron and wood were set into motion; a multitude of other industries emerged, including the Turkey-red dyeing that became for Glasgow what purple was for Tyre.

On Glasgow Green, we are told, James Watt thought of the steam condenser that was the great practical step towards starting such merry-go-roundabouts here at Fair time, and so many wheels on which the progress of the world has spun with such acceleration “down the ringing grooves of change.” If the first model of a steamship was made in Edinburgh, the first passenger paddle-boat that plied in Britain was that between Greenock and Glasgow in 1812. Glasgow, not quite so large as Edinburgh in James Watt’s lifetime, had then begun to give the capital the go-by, even before she became environed by a wilderness of “pits and blast furnaces that honeycomb and blacken the earth, and burn with a red glare throughout the night for many a mile around,” where another writer describes daylight showing “patches of sour-looking grass surrounded by damp stone walls; gaunt buildings soot-begrimed and gloomy; and an ever-increasing blue-grey mist pierced by tall chimneys.” St. Kentigern, whose petit nom was Mungo, could hardly now identify the site of his hermitage among noisy Clyde ship-yards and busy streets, noted by jealous neighbours as too familiar with

On Glasgow Green, it’s said that James Watt came up with the steam condenser, which was a major step towards kickstarting the funfair rides here during the Fair, and so many mechanisms that have accelerated the world’s progress “down the ringing grooves of change.” While the first steamship was built in Edinburgh, the first passenger paddle boat to operate in Britain ran between Greenock and Glasgow in 1812. Glasgow, not quite as big as Edinburgh during James Watt’s time, had already started to pull ahead of the capital, even before it became surrounded by a maze of “pits and blast furnaces that honeycomb and blacken the earth, burning with a red glare throughout the night for many miles around.” Another writer described the daylight revealing “patches of sour-looking grass surrounded by damp stone walls; gaunt, sooty, and gloomy buildings; and an ever-thickening blue-grey mist pierced by tall chimneys.” St. Kentigern, known as Mungo, could hardly recognize the spot of his hermitage amid the noisy shipyards along the Clyde and busy streets, noted by envious neighbors as being too familiar with

The merchant rain that continues on Vibrant trade between the earth and the sun.

The relations between the two chief cities of Scotland have been a little stiff since Glasgow rose so high in the world, as how should a laird of old pedigree, crippled by forfeitures and mortgages, not look askance from his castellated turrets on the spick and span buildings of an upstart millionaire neighbour, the one standing on his name and title, the other on his shrewdness, honesty, and strict attention to business rather than the graces of life. One suspects Sarah Tytler to be no west-countrywoman, from her kindly hits at Glasgow cotton lords and iron lords, with more money than they always knew what to do with, a generation ago; yet she loudly extols their generosity and public spirit; and in our time Bailie Jarvie’s successors have distinguished themselves, like their rivals at Manchester and Liverpool, by a liberal patronage of art, proof of which may be seen in the new Corporation Gallery that is a legacy of the last Exhibition. Edinburgh wits are not so scornful now towards Glasgow cits, as in the days when Kit North—himself a Paisley body—joked his coarsest at the expense of the “Glasgow Gander,” and Aytoun told scandalous tales of the Glenmutchkin Railway and the Dreepdaily Burghs.

The relationship between Scotland's two main cities has been a bit tense since Glasgow became so prominent. You can understand why an old aristocrat, dealing with losses and debts, might look down from his castle at the shiny new buildings of a wealthy rival. One relies on heritage, the other on cleverness, integrity, and a strong focus on business over the finer things in life. One might guess that Sarah Tytler isn't originally from the west coast, given her jabs at the wealthy cotton and iron merchants of Glasgow from a generation ago who had more money than they really knew what to do with. Yet, she praises their generosity and community spirit. Nowadays, Bailie Jarvie's successors have made a name for themselves, much like their counterparts in Manchester and Liverpool, by supporting the arts, which is evident in the new Corporation Gallery left as a legacy from the last Exhibition. Edinburgh's intellectuals are less dismissive of Glasgow's citizens today than they were when Kit North—who was from Paisley himself—made fun of the "Glasgow Gander," and Aytoun shared scandalous stories about the Glenmutchkin Railway and the Dreepdaily Burghs.

In spirit and sentiment, the two cities have not always seen eye to eye. Auld Reekie often showed herself a bit of a Tory, the ladies of the family having even a tenderness for Jacobitism and philabegry, since Rob Roy lived not so close to their gates, and they knew the Dougal Cratur only as a red-nosed porter or town-guard of bygone days: thus the Red Indian, beneath whose war-paint the western settler could see no good unless mark for a bullet, might be hailed as a noble savage in Boston or New York. But Glasgow has always been

In spirit and sentiment, the two cities have not always agreed. Auld Reekie often showed herself to be a bit conservative, with the ladies of the family having a soft spot for Jacobitism and philanthropy, since Rob Roy lived not too far from their gates, and they only knew the Dougal Cratur as a red-nosed porter or town guard from the past: thus the Native American, whose war paint the western settler could see no good in unless it was a target for a bullet, might be admired as a noble savage in Boston or New York. But Glasgow has always been



LOCH TRIOCHATAN, ENTRANCE TO GLENCOE, ARGYLLSHIRE

LOCH TRIOCHATAN, ENTRANCE TO GLENCOE, ARGYLLSHIRE

Whig, with grey homespun for its own wear rather than the tartans it manufactured in the way of business. It would have as little dealing as might be with the Pretender, an unwelcome guest who took it on his way back to the Highlands, and forced the citizens to rig out his ragged army with coats, shirts, and bonnets. In the troubled days of early Radicalism, again, the city of the west seethed with sedition, almost breaking out into revolt.

Whig, wearing its own grey cloth instead of the tartans it produced for business. It wanted to have as little to do with the Pretender, an unwelcome visitor who picked up supplies on his way back to the Highlands and made the townspeople outfit his ragged army with coats, shirts, and hats. During the chaotic times of early Radicalism, the western city bubbled with unrest, nearly erupting into rebellion.

Glasgow was also markedly Presbyterian from an early date, and its monuments may well be crowned by one to John Knox. Its Cathedral is said to have been defended by pious craftsmen against an iconoclast mob; but in this reformed fane, under Charles I., met the Covenanting Assembly whose denunciation of prelates counts as the second Reformation. Even in the days when they dealt in rum, the Glasgow folk were noted as sober and douce, their morals, indeed, being pushed to austerity. Episcopal ministers and other bad characters were driven out of St. Mungo’s bounds, when its licensed preachers became chosen from the “High flying” party of the Church. Theatrical performances were here held in horror after these had ceased to be banned in the capital. And as for the Sabbath-keeping that was the sacrament of old Presbyterianism, hear what Mr. H. G. Graham, in his instructive Social Life of Scotland in the Eighteenth Century, has to record of Glasgow:—

Glasgow has been distinctly Presbyterian since early on, and its monuments might very well include one for John Knox. It's said that its Cathedral was defended by devout craftsmen against a mob of iconoclasts; however, in this reformed church, during the reign of Charles I, the Covenanting Assembly gathered, and their condemnation of bishops is regarded as the second Reformation. Even back when they were involved in rum trade, the people of Glasgow were known to be sober and reserved, with their morals pushed to a strict extent. Episcopal ministers and other unsavory figures were expelled from St. Mungo’s area when its licensed preachers came from the “High flying” faction of the Church. The community viewed theatrical performances with disdain after they had been allowed in the capital. And regarding the Sabbath observance, which was a fundamental aspect of traditional Presbyterianism, listen to what Mr. H. G. Graham mentions in his insightful Social Life of Scotland in the Eighteenth Century:—

“To secure proper observance of the Sabbath, compurgators, or ‘bumbailies,’ patrolled the streets and wynds on Saturday night to see that by ten o’clock all folk were quietly at home; and if incautious sounds betokening untimely revelry issued from behind a door, or a stream of light from chinks of a window-shutter betrayed a jovial company within, they entered and broke up the party which dared to be happy so near the Lord’s own day. On Sabbath, as in other towns, the seizers or elders, in their turn, perambulated the streets during divine service, and visited the Green in the evening, haling all ‘vaguers’ to kirk or session. The profound stillness of the Sabbath was preternatural, except when the multitudinous tramp of heavy shoes came from a vast voiceless throng of churchgoers. In these streets of which the patrols ‘made a solitude and called it peace,’ at all other hours no persons passed, no sound was heard, no dog dared bark. In the mirk Sabbath nights no lamp was lit, because all but profane persons were engaged in solemn exercises at home. During the day the window-shutters were, in strict households, just opened enough to let inmates see to walk about the room, or to read the Bible by sitting close to the window-panes.”

“To ensure the Sabbath was properly observed, ‘bumbailies’ or compurgators patrolled the streets and alleys on Saturday night to make sure everyone was quietly at home by ten o’clock. If loud noises hinting at late-night fun came from behind a door, or a stream of light peeked through the cracks of a window shutter, they would enter and break up the party that dared to enjoy itself so close to the Lord’s day. On Sunday, like in other towns, the seizers or elders patrolled the streets during church services and visited the park in the evening, dragging any ‘vaguers’ to church or a meeting. The deep silence of the Sabbath felt unnatural, except for the sound of heavy footsteps from a large crowd of churchgoers. In these streets, which the patrols ‘made a solitude and called it peace,’ no one else passed by, no sound was heard, and no dog dared to bark. On dark Sabbath nights, no lamps were lit, because everyone except the disrespectful was engaged in serious activities at home. During the day, in strict households, window shutters were opened just enough for people inside to see to walk around or to read the Bible by sitting close to the window panes.”

Times have changed in Glasgow, for here Sunday trams came to be suffered before they desecrated Edinburgh. A certain vieille roche minister of Arran, not yet forgotten, who used to startle strange worshippers by addressing them, “O ye towrists and eemissaries of the deevil!” was also, if all tales be true, in the way of warning his flock that they grew wicked as Glasgow folk, and almost as bad as them of Edinburgh—the superlative profligacy of London being no doubt taken for granted. But some such moralist seems to have met his match in two Glasgow urchins whom he rebukefully catechised: “Whaur will laddies gang that play themselves on the Sabbath?” With real or assumed innocence one of the boys answered, “Tae the Green!” Then, on the stern corrector more fully explaining the drift of that question, he heard the lad exclaim, “Rin awa,’ Jock; we mauna listen to the bad man sweirin’!”—an attitude now largely taken towards extreme Sabbatarians, even in Glasgow.

Times have changed in Glasgow, where Sunday trams were tolerated before they ruined Edinburgh. A certain old minister from Arran, still remembered, used to shock visitors by calling out to them, “O you tourists and emissaries of the devil!” He also, if all stories are true, warned his congregation that they were becoming as wicked as the people of Glasgow, and almost as bad as those from Edinburgh—the extreme immorality of London being assumed as given. But some moralizer seems to have met his match in two Glasgow kids he sternly questioned: “Where will boys go who play on the Sabbath?” With either genuine or feigned innocence, one of the boys replied, “To the Green!” Then, as the stern preacher explained the meaning behind the question, he heard the boy say, “Run away, Jock; we mustn't listen to the bad man swearing!”—an attitude now largely adopted toward extreme Sabbatarians, even in Glasgow.

The more liberal spirit of contemporary Glasgow is largely due to its popular minister of half a century ago, Norman Macleod, who infected the Scottish Church with much of his own heartiness and width of mind. Many good stories are told of him, such as, a generation earlier, crystallised rather round the eminent personality of Dr. Chalmers, also a Glasgow minister. One, which Macleod used to tell of himself, seems an essence of the national character as developed under modern influences. This burly West Highlander, along with a reverend brother of feebler physique, having taken boat among the Hebrides, they were caught in such a storm that one of the boatmen proposed the ministers should pray; but “Na, na,” said another; “let the little ane pray, but the big ane maun tak’ an oar!” He has also told with much gusto how, in the early days of his ministry, he was put to the test of orthodoxy by a deaf old woman, who, adjusting her ear-trumpet, screamed at him, “Gang ower the fundamentals!” Another story, not so likely to be quite true, but representing a very human side of his nature, refers to a notorious Glasgow murderer, who capped a cold-blooded crime by treating himself to the services of this approved divine on the scaffold. It is said that the ghostly counsellor was so sickened by the man’s cant, that on his last words, “Good-bye, Doctor: we shall meet again in the next world!” Macleod could not refrain from ejaculating, perhaps in the less emphatic Greek, “God forbid!”

The more progressive vibe of modern Glasgow is largely thanks to its popular minister from half a century ago, Norman Macleod, who infused the Scottish Church with a lot of his own enthusiasm and open-mindedness. Many great stories are told about him, reminiscent of a generation earlier that revolved around the notable figure of Dr. Chalmers, also a Glasgow minister. One story that Macleod liked to share about himself captures the essence of the national character shaped by modern influences. This robust West Highlander, along with a fellow minister of smaller stature, found themselves on a boat among the Hebrides when they were caught in a fierce storm. One of the boatmen suggested that the ministers should pray; but another replied, “Nah, nah, let the little one pray, but the big one has to take an oar!” He also shared with great enthusiasm how, in the early days of his ministry, he faced an orthodoxy test from a deaf old woman who, adjusting her hearing aid, yelled at him, “Go over the fundamentals!” Another story, which is less likely to be completely true but highlights a very human side of him, involves a notorious Glasgow murderer who capped a cold-blooded crime by calling on this well-regarded minister on the scaffold. It’s said that the ghostly counselor was so repulsed by the man’s insincerity that when the murderer’s last words were, “Goodbye, Doctor: we’ll meet again in the next world!” Macleod couldn’t help but exclaim, perhaps in a softer Greek, “God forbid!”

Good Words, the popular magazine founded by Dr. Norman Macleod, made a powerful solvent of Presbyterian severity, introducing into family life stories for Sunday reading, along with broader views that called forth loud protests from more orthodox theologians. Another such influence was the novels of Dr. George MacDonald, in which he tossed and gored Calvinism with much acceptance, when formal statements of his doctrine would have been recognised as having foenum in cornu. The “Kailyard” Muse so much in vogue of late quite openly flirts with the carnal man, cuts up the Shorter Catechism to make curl-papers for more “up to date” sentiments, and grinds down the forefathers’ faith for picturesque local colour. This generation hardly yet recognises a turn of the tide that floats such fiction into popularity. The plain fact is, which some do not love to hear stated, that the Churches of Scotland are passing into a transition state of unstable compounds, that would have horrified their old doctors. The absolute has thawed into the relative, and some of the once so solid landmarks of faith are already evaporating out of a fluid state into a very gaseous one. It is hard for hereditary believers to measure their drift from cast-off moorings; but the many Scotsmen living out of Scotland see, as a stranger does not, how the currents are setting. And even to an outsider who takes any interest in theology, it must appear that the logical turn formerly devoted to dogmatising on the darkest mysteries is now exercised rather in explaining away the standards and confessions once held so sacred, still nominally in honour, but no more consistent with actual belief than the foregoing mixed metaphors are with each other.

Good Words, the popular magazine founded by Dr. Norman Macleod, acted as a powerful antidote to Presbyterian strictness, bringing stories for Sunday reading into family life, along with broader perspectives that sparked loud protests from more traditional theologians. Another influential figure was Dr. George MacDonald, whose novels challenged Calvinism acceptably, while formal statements of his beliefs would have been recognized as having foenum in cornu. The “Kailyard” Muse, quite popular these days, openly flirts with worldly desires, trivializes the Shorter Catechism to make way for more “modern” ideas, and diminishes the faith of the forefathers for colorful, picturesque storytelling. This generation barely realizes the shift that allows such fiction to gain popularity. The plain truth, which some prefer not to hear, is that the Churches of Scotland are undergoing a transition into a mix of unstable beliefs that would have horrified their traditional leaders. The absolute has melted into the relative, and some once solid foundations of faith are evaporating into a gaseous state. It's difficult for those with a long-standing belief to understand their departure from what they once held dear; however, many Scots living outside of Scotland can see, as an outsider might not, how the currents are shifting. And even for an outsider interested in theology, it must seem that the energy once used to debate the darkest mysteries is now spent on justifying the standards and confessions that were once considered sacred, still nominally honored, but no longer consistent with actual belief, just as the mixed metaphors that preceded them are not coherent with each other.



GLEN ROSA, ISLE OF ARRAN

Glen Rosa, Isle of Arran

CHAPTER XI

THE WHIG COUNTRY

SCORCHED and blasted as much of the ground about Glasgow is, this city lies hard by some of the finest and most famed scenes of Scotland, to be easily reached by land or water. Even busy Paisley, nurse of poets as well as of weavers, has a point of high antiquarian interest in its restored Abbey Church; and a stretch of moorland rises behind smoky Greenock, with its monuments to James Watt and to “Highland Mary.” Not to speak of land-and sea-scapes “down the water,” up the river, Clydesdale shows us on what green banks and braes Glasgow once stood, which may yet spread its octopus arms about Cadzow and Bothwell Castles and the Tower of “Tillietudlem.” There has been talk of harnessing to industry those rushing Falls of Clyde, the upper linn, Bonnington, a miniature of Niagara that is already slave to the Philistines. Below this fall, the mills of New Lanark record the well-meant industrial experiments of David Dale and his son-in-law Robert Owen. In a cave near the Stonebyres Fall, young William Wallace took hiding after he had slain the English sheriff at Lanark, where now the hero’s statue stands over the church door, strangely arrayed in a kilt that gives him somewhat the aspect of that snuff-shop Scotsman. Wallace came from the Renfrewshire Ellerslie, and many of his guerilla exploits were in this west country, though his noblest monument has found a proper site near Stirling. Ayr, town of “honest men and bonnie lasses,” cherishes other legends and memorials of him, here almost forgotten in the renown of Robert Burns’s birthplace near the mouth of his “bonnie Doon.” An hour’s stroll along the seashore from Ayr brings us to that humble cottage, better neighboured by “Alloway’s auld haunted kirk” than by the pretentious classical monument that so ill fits Scotland’s “barefoot Muse.” Then from this coast to Dumfries, the valleys of the Ayr and the Nith are sown with memories and needless monuments of the poet who spoke the people’s heart. Above Nithsdale, in the south of Lanark, rise the Lowther Hills, that for height might call cousins with some Highland Bens. Here stands Leadhills, the highest village in Scotland, birthplace of Allan Ramsay; and near the wider pass, through which went the old highroad to the south, may be sought out the “sudden and immense depths” of the Enterkin, renowned by Defoe and by Dr. John Brown, as gloomy scene of an encounter between persecuting dragoons and the armed Covenanters, who had many a fastness in this hill-country.

SCORCHED and devastated as much of the ground around Glasgow is, this city is close to some of Scotland’s most beautiful and famous landscapes, easily accessible by land or water. Even bustling Paisley, known for its poets and weavers, has a site of significant historical interest in its restored Abbey Church; and a stretch of moorland rises behind the smoky Greenock, featuring monuments to James Watt and to “Highland Mary.” Not to mention the land and seascapes “down the water,” up the river, Clydesdale shows us the green banks and slopes where Glasgow once stood, which might still extend its reach around Cadzow and Bothwell Castles and the Tower of “Tillietudlem.” There have been discussions about harnessing the rushing Falls of Clyde for industry, with the upper linn, Bonnington, a miniature Niagara already under the control of the Philistines. Below this waterfall, the mills of New Lanark bear witness to the well-intentioned industrial efforts of David Dale and his son-in-law Robert Owen. In a cave near the Stonebyres Fall, young William Wallace hid after he killed the English sheriff at Lanark, where the hero’s statue now stands over the church door, oddly dressed in a kilt that gives him the appearance of a typical Scotsman from a snuff shop. Wallace came from Ellerslie in Renfrewshire, and many of his guerrilla battles were fought in this western area, though his most significant monument is properly situated near Stirling. Ayr, the town of “honest men and pretty lasses,” holds other legends and tributes to him, almost overshadowed by the fame of Robert Burns’s birthplace near the mouth of his “bonnie Doon.” A short stroll along the shore from Ayr takes us to that modest cottage, better surrounded by “Alloway's old haunted kirk” than by the grand classical monument that is so out of place for Scotland’s “barefoot Muse.” Then from this coastline to Dumfries, the valleys of the Ayr and the Nith are filled with memories and unnecessary monuments of the poet who truly spoke to the people. Above Nithsdale, in the south of Lanark, rise the Lowther Hills, which in height could be related to some Highland mountains. Here lies Leadhills, the highest village in Scotland, the birthplace of Allan Ramsay; and near the wider pass, through which the old highway to the south ran, one can discover the “sudden and immense depths” of the Enterkin, famous thanks to Defoe and Dr. John Brown, as the somber setting of a confrontation between pursuing dragoons and the armed Covenanters, who had many strongholds in this hill country.

The “Scott country” has its brightest associations in chivalric war. The “Burns country,” which is also the Wallace country and the Bruce country, has been the cradle of the strongest Scottish sentiment, as of the most popular movements. Long before Burns was born, it got the familiar name of the Whig country, as congenial soil

The “Scott country” is best known for its legendary connections to knightly battles. The “Burns country,” which is also known as the Wallace country and the Bruce country, has been the heart of the strongest Scottish pride and the most notable movements. Long before Burns was born, it earned the nickname the Whig country, as it was a fitting home for those ideas.



THE FALLS OF THE CLYDE, LANARKSHIRE

THE FALLS OF THE CLYDE, LANARKSHIRE

for those aspirations after both political and religious freedom that have gone so far in shaping our constitution. Burns, it will be noted, had sucked in the political better than the religious spirit of the region; though he confesses that “the Muses were all Jacobites,” and once in a way he fires up with—

for those hopes for both political and religious freedom that have greatly influenced our constitution. Burns, it’s important to note, was more inspired by the political spirit of the area than by the religious one; although he admits that “the Muses were all Jacobites,” and occasionally he gets excited with—

The Solemn League and Covenant,
Cost Scotland blood, — cost Scotland tears,
But it secured the sacred cause of Freedom.

Here first arose the nickname Whig or Whiggamore, as its opposite Tory did in Ireland, both of them originally no compliments. A Whig of our time is taken to be an eminently sober and staid, not to say lukewarm politician; but the first Whigs were fierce and dour enthusiasts, one derivation of the name connecting it with whey, as what should hint at sour-faced sectaries. In the mouth of an Episcopalian, Whig meant a Presbyterian, while a moderate Presbyterian used the word to stigmatise those extremists whose doctrine was made white-hot by the perfervidum ingenium natural to this nation. Moderate Presbyterian is a relative term, Presbyterianism in general having been such a rebound from Popery and Prelacy that it sought to hold itself toto coelo apart from them, and in small matters as well as in great went to antipodes of opposition, so that in some parts of Scotland, at this day, heathen rites and customs are unwittingly better preserved than those of Catholic Christendom. But indeed it was an Irish Orangeman who, being asked for a death-bed profession of faith, desired to be furnished with the heads of Roman doctrine, and “whatever they believe, I don’t.”

Here first came the nickname Whig or Whiggamore, just like its opposite Tory did in Ireland, and neither was a compliment at first. A modern Whig is seen as a very serious and reserved, if not somewhat indifferent, politician; however, the original Whigs were fierce and intense enthusiasts, with one theory about the name linking it to whey, suggesting sour-faced dissenters. For an Episcopalian, Whig referred to a Presbyterian, while a moderate Presbyterian used the term to label those extremists whose beliefs were fired up by the perfervidum ingenium typical of this nation. Moderate Presbyterian is a relative term since Presbyterianism in general was such a reaction against Catholicism and bishops that it aimed to set itself toto coelo apart from them, and in both minor and major issues, it took an opposing stance—so much so that in some parts of Scotland today, pagan rites and traditions are often preserved better than those of Catholic Christianity. In fact, it was an Irish Orangeman who, when asked for a deathbed profession of faith, wanted to be provided with the key points of Roman doctrine, saying, “whatever they believe, I don't.”

The south-west corner of Scotland, after being an early stronghold of the Reformation, was the native heath of those stern non-conformists who got the by-names of “West-country Whigs,” “Wild Whiggamores,” and so on, known also with good reason as “Hillmen,” “Wanderers,” “Martyrs,” and in history specially as the “Covenanters.” That Solemn League and Covenant of theirs had been accepted on both sides of the Border; but the English Independents came to flout it as no more binding than “an old Almanac,” and to the Scottish Cavaliers it made a hated symbol of their long eclipse, while the right Presbyterian clung to it as an almost inspired standard of truth. When the reactionary measures of the Restoration brought back Prelacy to Scotland, hundreds of ministers gave up their homes and stipends to the more compliant “curates” that braved popular scorn for the sake of a living. This feeling was not, indeed, national; in the north, as has been shown, the adherents of Episcopacy held their own, and sometimes had to be forcibly ejected after the Revolution settlement. But in the “Whig Country” almost all the ministers left their cures, gaining in reverence what they lost in stipend. The most eloquent and zealous of them became, each in his sphere, nucleus of those conventicles and hillside gatherings that drew from the parish churches the cream of Presbyterian faith, along with some of the skim milk, for Covenanting youngsters would find a carnal savour in sermon-going that involved a chance of open-air adventure. Jock Elliot or Kinmont Willie might have proved religious enough, when hard knocks was the exercise of the day. Scott gives the Covenanting preachers credit for taming the wild moss-troopers who had been recalled to activity on the Borders by the troubles of that time. But fanaticism was the main alloy in the devotion of old men and tender women, whose sacrifices and sufferings for what they held the truth have endeared their memory to their children, nay, to all Scotland.

The southwest corner of Scotland, once an early stronghold of the Reformation, was the home turf of those tough non-conformists who earned nicknames like “West-country Whigs,” “Wild Whiggamores,” and so on, and were also known for good reason as “Hillmen,” “Wanderers,” “Martyrs,” and especially in history as the “Covenanters.” Their Solemn League and Covenant was accepted on both sides of the Border; however, the English Independents dismissed it as no more important than “an old Almanac,” and for the Scottish Cavaliers, it became a hated symbol of their long decline, while the true Presbyterians held onto it as an almost divine standard of truth. When the reactionary measures of the Restoration brought back Prelacy to Scotland, hundreds of ministers gave up their homes and salaries to the more compliant “curates” who faced public scorn for the sake of a living. This feeling wasn’t, in fact, national; in the north, as demonstrated, the supporters of Episcopacy had their own standing, and sometimes had to be forcibly removed after the Revolution settlement. But in the “Whig Country,” almost all the ministers left their positions, gaining respect in exchange for their income. The most eloquent and passionate among them became, in their own right, the center of those gatherings and hillside meetings that attracted the best of Presbyterian faith from the parish churches, along with some of the less devoted, as youth drawn to Covenanting found a sense of excitement in attending sermons that offered a chance for outdoor adventure. Jock Elliot or Kinmont Willie might have been religious enough when tough circumstances were the norm. Scott praises the Covenanting preachers for taming the wild moss-troopers who had been stirred to action on the Borders by the troubles of that era. But fanaticism was the main element in the devotion of elderly men and gentle women, whose sacrifices and sufferings for what they believed to be the truth have made their memory cherished by their families, indeed, by all of Scotland.

Scott has been accused of prejudice against the Covenanters, as represented in Old Mortality; but surely this charge is unjust. More than one of his ancestors stood out on that side in those unhappy times, a fact that would alone have bespoken his sympathy. To my mind—making a little allowance for stage effect—his novel gives a not unfair view of the two parties’ manners and motives; and as a historian he thus describes the Covenanting conventicles, that left his countrymen with an acquired taste for field preaching, till such ministrations had degenerated into the scenes of Burns’s “Holy Fair”:—

Scott has been accused of bias against the Covenanters, as shown in Old Mortality; but this accusation is unfair. Several of his ancestors supported that side during those difficult times, which would naturally suggest his sympathy. In my opinion—allowing for a bit of theatrical flair—his novel provides a fairly accurate portrayal of the behaviors and motivations of both parties; and as a historian, he describes the Covenanting gatherings that left his fellow countrymen with a lasting appreciation for outdoor preaching, until such activities had turned into the events depicted in Burns’s “Holy Fair”:—

“The view of the rocks and hills around them, while a sight so unusual gave solemnity to their acts of devotion, encouraged them in the natural thought of defending themselves against oppression, amidst the fortresses of nature’s own construction, to which they had repaired to worship the God of nature, according to the mode their education dictated and their conscience acknowledged. The recollection, that in these fastnesses their fathers had often found a safe retreat from foreign invaders, must have encouraged their natural confidence, and it was confirmed by the success with which a stand was sometimes made against small bodies of troops, who were occasionally repulsed by the sturdy Whigs whom they attempted to disperse. In most cases of this kind they behaved with moderation, inflicting no further penalty upon such prisoners as might fall into their hands, than detaining them to enjoy the benefit of a long sermon. Fanaticism added marvels to encourage this new-born spirit of resistance. They conceived themselves to be under the immediate protection of the Power whom they worshipped, and in their heated state of mind expected even miraculous interposition. At a conventicle held on one of the Lomond hills in Fife, it was reported and believed that an angelic form appeared in the air, hovering above the assembled congregation, with his foot advanced, as if in the act of keeping watch for their safety. On the whole, the idea of repelling force by force, and defending themselves against the attacks of the soldiers and others who assaulted them, when employed in divine worship, began to become more general among the harassed non-conformists. For this purpose many of the congregation assembled in arms, and I received the following description of such a scene from a lady whose mother had repeatedly been present on such occasions: The meeting was held on the Eildon hills, in the bosom betwixt two of the three conical tops which form the crest of the mountain. Trusty sentinels were placed on advanced posts all around, so as to command a view of the country below, and give the earliest notice of the approach of any unfriendly party. The clergyman occupied an elevated temporary pulpit, with his back to the wind. There were few or no males of any quality or distinction, for such persons could not escape detection, and were liable to ruin from the consequences. But many women of good condition, and holding the rank of ladies, ventured to attend the forbidden meeting, and were allowed to sit in front of the assembly. Their side-saddles were placed on the ground to serve for seats, and their horses were tethered, or piqueted, as it is called, in the rear of the congregation. Before the females, and in the interval which divided them from the tent, or temporary pulpit, the arms of the men present, pikes, swords, and muskets, were regularly piled in such order as is used by soldiers, so that each man might in an instant assume his own weapons.”—Tales of a Grandfather.

“The view of the rocks and hills around them, while strikingly unusual, gave a serious feel to their acts of devotion and reinforced their natural urge to defend themselves against oppression. They had gathered among nature’s own fortresses to worship the God of nature, guided by their education and conscience. Remembering how their fathers often found safety from foreign invaders in these strongholds likely boosted their confidence, which was further supported by their occasional success in fending off small groups of soldiers trying to disperse them. In most cases, they acted with restraint, only holding prisoners long enough to make them endure a lengthy sermon. Fanaticism added wonders to inspire this new spirit of resistance. They believed they were under the direct protection of the Power they worshipped and, in their fervor, even expected miraculous interventions. At a gathering on one of the Lomond hills in Fife, it was reported and widely believed that an angelic figure appeared in the sky, hovering over the congregation as if watching over them. Overall, the idea of using force to repel attacks and defend themselves during worship became more common among the oppressed non-conformists. Many members of the congregation took up arms, and I received the following description of such a scene from a lady whose mother had often been there: The meeting was held on the Eildon hills, in the area between two of the three conical tops of the mountain. Trusted sentinels were stationed at various points to keep watch over the countryside below and provide early warning of any approaching threats. The clergyman stood at a makeshift pulpit, facing away from the wind. There were few, if any, prominent men present since they could easily be recognized and faced serious consequences. However, many women of high standing, recognized as ladies, dared to attend the forbidden meeting and were permitted to sit at the front. Their side-saddles served as seats on the ground, with their horses tied up behind the congregation. In front of the women and between them and the makeshift pulpit, the men’s weapons—pikes, swords, and muskets—were carefully arranged in military style, so each man could grab his weapon at a moment’s notice.”—Tales of a Grandfather.

We know what rampagious Tories were John Wilson

We know what rowdy Tories were John Wilson



A HIGHLAND VIEW

A Highland View

and James Hogg, but one was a west-countryman by birth, and the other a son of moorland hillsides; and even they are found testifying to the cause of their kin. “The ancient spirit of Scotland,” exclaims the shepherd at a Noctes, “comes on me from the sky; and the sowl within me re-swears in silence the oath of the Covenant. There they are—the Covenanters—a’ gathered thegither, no in fear and tremblin’, but wi’ Bibles in their bosoms, and swords by their sides, in a glen deep as the sea, and still as death.... When I think on these things—in olden times the produce o’ the common day—and look aroun’ me noo, I could wush to steek my e’en in the darkness o’ death, for, dearly as I love it still, alas! I am ashamed of my country.”

and James Hogg, but one was born in the west, and the other was raised in the hills; and even they can be found supporting their people. “The ancient spirit of Scotland,” the shepherd exclaims at a Noctes, “comes to me from the sky; and the soul within me silently reaffirms the oath of the Covenant. There they are—the Covenanters—all gathered together, not in fear and trembling, but with Bibles in their hearts and swords at their sides, in a valley as deep as the sea and as still as death.... When I think about these things—from times long ago that were once just part of everyday life—and look around me now, I wish I could close my eyes in the darkness of death, for, as much as I still love it, alas! I am ashamed of my country.”

Alas! alas! indeed, for this rhapsody makes part of a fulmination against Catholic emancipation, a question on which such whiskified Protestants proved themselves too true sons of the Covenanters. The proscribed Whigs were not less hot in testifying against all other creeds than in asserting their own spiritual liberty. When the Government offered their consciences some measure of relief, the “Black Indulgence” proved as hateful as persecution, which, indeed, they would willingly have directed against other sects, as against “right-hand deflections and left-hand way-slidings” in their own body. The only sect of that day that would not persecute was the Quakers, whose turn did not come; and Quakerism, as judged by Wodrow, seemed but “a small remove from Popery and Jesuitism,” or from what one of his heroes styled that “stinking weed,” Prelacy. On the other side of the Atlantic Roger Williams for the first time had begun to preach religious toleration; but there the prevalent sentiment was expressed by a Puritan divine who denounced “Polypiety as the greatest impiety in the world.” Puritan or Prelatist, it was the party in power on which rested the guilt and the shame of spiritual tyranny. On the other hand, the suffering party may have entered into a renown of virtues beyond their desert. A generation that hardly knows the Fourfold State even by name, sees little in those martyrs but their wrongs, their harshness and narrowness forgot, their own occasional crimes, their misspent zeal for “dogmas long since dead, pious vituperation on antagonists long buried in dust and forgetfulness; breathless insistence on questions which time has answered with a yawn.”

Alas! Alas! Indeed, this outburst is part of a tirade against Catholic emancipation, a topic on which those overly pious Protestants showed themselves to be true followers of the Covenanters. The excluded Whigs were just as passionate in condemning all other beliefs as they were in defending their own spiritual freedom. When the Government offered them some relief for their consciences, the “Black Indulgence” was just as detestable as persecution, which they would have happily directed at other groups, just as much as they did at “right-hand deviations and left-hand missteps” within their own ranks. The only group at that time that wouldn’t persecute was the Quakers, whose moment hadn’t yet arrived; and Quakerism, as assessed by Wodrow, seemed merely “a small step away from Popery and Jesuitism,” or from what one of his heroes called that “stinking weed,” Prelacy. On the other side of the Atlantic, Roger Williams had just begun to advocate for religious tolerance; but there, the prevailing view was summed up by a Puritan preacher who condemned “Polypiety as the worst blasphemy in the world.” Whether Puritan or Prelatist, it was the ruling party that bore the guilt and shame of spiritual oppression. Meanwhile, the oppressed may have gained a reputation for virtues they didn’t fully deserve. A generation that barely knows the Fourfold State even by name sees little in those martyrs aside from their sufferings, while their harshness and narrow-mindedness, as well as their own occasional misdeeds and their misplaced zeal for “doctrines long since dead, righteous anger towards adversaries now forgotten, and incessant focus on issues that time has dealt with dismissively,” fade from memory.

At least the westland Covenanters bore manfully the scourge which they looked on as an instrument of righteousness, but for the time laid on the wrong shoulders. Their enthusiasm was not to be damped by the scenery of their secret gatherings. Boldly they took the sword against a conformity dictated by dragoon colonels, by selfish statesmen, and by such a sacred majesty as Charles II.’s. If only they had added to their faith the practical spirit of the English Roundheads, who did not neglect discipline for doctrine!

At least the westland Covenanters faced the hardships they saw as a tool for justice, even if it was unfairly placed on their shoulders. Their passion wasn't dimmed by the backdrop of their secret meetings. They bravely took up arms against a conformity imposed by ruthless colonels, self-serving politicians, and a supposed sacred authority like Charles II. If only they had combined their faith with the practical mindset of the English Roundheads, who prioritized discipline alongside doctrine!

In the Whig country was borne highest that blue banner inscribed in letters of gold “For Christ’s Crown and Covenant.” At Lanark gathered to a head the first rising of 1666, easily crushed among the Pentlands when the rustic army had fallen back from the gates of latitudinarian Edinburgh. At Rutherglen, near Glasgow, began the second outbreak, stirred up by the brutal murderers of Archbishop Sharpe; then it was near Loudon Hill, where the counties of Lanark, Ayr, and Renfrew meet, that a half-armed congregation routed Claverhouse’s guardsmen on the morass of Drumclog. This casual success was wasted on an army that, when a few thousand strong, dared to defy the forces of the three kingdoms. Torn by fanatical dissensions, paying more attention to loud-lunged preachers than to prudent officers, it met at Bothwell Bridge the fate that was a foregone conclusion. Cameron, leader of the “wild” or extreme party, was followed up and slain in that desolate moorland region, “without grandeur, without even the dignity of mountain wildness, yet striking from the huge proportion it seemed to bear to such more favoured spots of the country as were adapted to cultivation.” In caves and remote cottages skulked the faithful remnant, while persecution raged unchecked for years. Dark and bloody are the memories of that “killing time,” and the superstitious legends that attached themselves to the fame of the martyrs, to Cargill and Cameron, to Peden and others in whom Scriptural gifts of prophecy blended with Celtic second sight. Still darker stories were whispered of the persecutors, believed to have sold themselves to the devil that they might have power over the Lord’s people; of “bloody Mackenzie,” the Lord Advocate; of Grierson of Lag, in whose hands a cup of wine would turn to blood; of the calm cruelty of Claverhouse, charmed against bullets; of the ruthlessness of Dalziel, who, with Tartar manners brought from Russian wars, with his bygone dress and the outlandish beard unshaved since Charles I.’s execution, might well seem an infernal monster. But all the slaughters, the maddening tortures by boot and by thumbkins, the miserable imprisonments on the Bass Rock and in Dunnottar Castle, the mockery of lighter spirits among the populace, only went to harden Presbyterian endurance. The Covenanter wrapped tighter about him his blood-stained cloak of orthodoxy till that bitter wind blew over. Then the westland, so vainly harried and dragooned towards conformity, proved a hot-bed of strong Protestant and Presbyterian feeling, inspired by resentment as well as by religion, a lesson in the use of persecution that stops short of extermination.

In the Whig country, the blue banner flew high, marked in gold letters with “For Christ’s Crown and Covenant.” At Lanark, the first uprising of 1666 gathered momentum but was easily crushed in the Pentlands when the rural army retreated from the gates of tolerant Edinburgh. The second revolt began at Rutherglen, near Glasgow, sparked by the brutal murderers of Archbishop Sharpe; then it was near Loudon Hill, where the counties of Lanark, Ayr, and Renfrew converge, that a poorly equipped crowd managed to defeat Claverhouse’s guardsmen on the marshy ground of Drumclog. This unexpected victory was squandered by an army that, even when a few thousand strong, dared to challenge the forces of the three kingdoms. Torn apart by extreme disagreements and paying more attention to fiery preachers than to sensible leaders, they met their inevitable fate at Bothwell Bridge. Cameron, the leader of the “wild” or extreme faction, was hunted down and killed in that desolate moorland, lacking any grandeur or even the dignity of rugged mountains, yet striking due to its stark contrast with more favored, cultivable regions. The loyal remnant hid in caves and secluded cottages while persecution raged unchecked for years. The memories of that “killing time” are dark and bloody, accompanied by superstitious legends surrounding martyrs like Cargill and Cameron, Peden, and others who possessed Scriptural gifts of prophecy blended with Celtic second sight. Even darker tales circulated about the persecutors, believed to have sold their souls to the devil for power over the Lord’s people; about “bloody Mackenzie,” the Lord Advocate; about Grierson of Lag, who was said to turn a cup of wine into blood; about the calm cruelty of Claverhouse, supposedly immune to bullets; and about Dalziel's ruthless nature, who, with his Tartar manners from Russian wars and his old-fashioned attire along with his unshaven beard since the execution of Charles I, appeared to be a monster from hell. But all the massacres, maddening tortures with the boot and thumb screws, miserable imprisonments on the Bass Rock and in Dunnottar Castle, and the mockery from some in the common people only served to solidify Presbyterian endurance. The Covenanter wrapped his bloodstained cloak of orthodoxy tighter around him until that bitter wind blew over. Then the westland, so stubbornly targeted and pressured into conformity, became a hotbed of strong Protestant and Presbyterian sentiment, fueled by both resentment and religion—a lesson on the use of persecution that stops short of annihilation.

The quartering of Highland clans was among those means of grace brought to bear on the stubborn Whigs, with whose scruples the Gael as a rule had scant sympathy. But the great western clan Campbell, neighbours of the Whig country across the Clyde, obeyed chiefs otherwise tempered, two of whom rank among the victims of Charles II.’s reign; and the House of Argyll continued to furnish champions for the Whig and Presbyterian interest. Over adjacent clans, the powerful Macallum More had too much played the tyrant; then it was hatred to the Campbells as much as loyalty to Charles or James that brought so many tartans round the banner of Montrose and Dundee. On the other hand, sore memories of that Philistine “Highland host” helped to keep the Whig country loyal in the later Jacobite movements. It was long before “wild Highlandmen,” or dragoons, would be looked on with a friendly eye by the sons of the Covenanters. When the goodman one Saturday night had “waled a portion” that led him to corrupt the verse, “another wonder in heaven, and behold a great red dragoon”—he was interrupted by his wife, “I doot ye’re making a mistake, John; there’s no’ many o’ that sort gets in there!” but he had a sound answer ready: “Weel, woman, and doesna’ it say it was for a wonder?” It was in another part of the country that some misquoting Mac could chuckle over a text which seemed to make it easier for a rich man to go through a needle’s eye than for a Cam’ell to enter the kingdom of heaven.

The quartering of Highland clans was one of the ways to pressure the stubborn Whigs, who the Gaels generally had little sympathy for. However, the powerful clan Campbell, neighbors of the Whig territory across the Clyde, obeyed leaders who were otherwise different, two of whom were victims during the reign of Charles II; and the House of Argyll continued to provide supporters for the Whig and Presbyterian cause. Over neighboring clans, the influential Macallum More had often played the tyrant; it was both hatred for the Campbells and loyalty to Charles or James that rallied many tartans around the banners of Montrose and Dundee. On the flip side, painful memories of that “Highland host” helped keep the Whig region loyal during the later Jacobite uprisings. It took a long time before “wild Highlandmen,” or dragoons, would be seen favorably by the descendants of the Covenanters. One Saturday night, when the goodman had “waled a portion” that made him twist the verse into “another wonder in heaven, and behold a great red dragoon”—he was interrupted by his wife, “I doubt you’re mistaken, John; not many of that kind get in there!” but he had a solid response ready: “Well, woman, doesn’t it say it was for a wonder?” It was in another part of the country that some misquoting Mac could chuckle over a text that seemed to say it was easier for a rich man to go through a needle’s eye than for a Campbell to enter the kingdom of heaven.

Whatever they may have been in the past, no worse if more strong than their neighbours, the Campbells of Argyll have risen on the flowing tide of progress. The house lost nothing under that statesman who figures as Jeanie Deans’s patron, nor under that host who so courteously entertained Dr. Johnson, though his wife would not speak to Boswell. The late Duke, a man of note in any station of life, was looked on as, in a manner, chief of the Presbyterian establishment, even when—so have times changed—he could not get one of his sons elected as member for the county. But long before his time this Church had ceased to be one and undivided, soon indeed showing strongly fissiparous energies, which, till our day, kept it “decomposing but to recompose.”

Whatever they may have been in the past, no worse if stronger than their neighbors, the Campbells of Argyll have thrived on the wave of progress. The family gained nothing under that statesman who is known as Jeanie Deans’s patron, nor under that host who graciously entertained Dr. Johnson, even though his wife wouldn’t talk to Boswell. The late Duke, a notable figure in any position, was regarded as, in a way, the leader of the Presbyterian establishment, even when—how times have changed—he couldn't get one of his sons elected as a representative for the county. But long before his time, this Church had stopped being one and unified, soon showing strong tendencies to split apart, which, until our time, kept it “decomposing but to recompose.”

More than once in these pages the writer has let the reader shy away from a thistly exposition, which we may here yoke to and have done with it. Nothing puzzles strangers more than the fact that till recently a Scottish parish would have three Presbyterian Churches, differing not at all in ritual, in discipline, or in such points of doctrine as are visible to the naked eye unprovided with theological spectacles. It would be difficult to give southron Gallios the faculty for splitting controversial hairs possessed by minds trained to subtleness on the Shorter Catechism; but an outline of the divisions of the Scottish Church may perhaps be made plain to the meanest capacity. At least I will try to be fair, which is more than have been all exponents of such matters. Like most Scotsmen, I have an hereditary bias in these controversies. One of my forebears was a Covenanter extolled among Howie’s Scottish Worthies, who, after being persecuted under Cromwell for loyalty to Charles, came to be hardly dealt with for conscience’ sake at the hands of that ungrateful king. I am proud to think of the ancestress who, urged to move him to safe submission, answered like a true Presbyterian wife, “that she knew her husband to be so steadfast in his principles, that nobody needed deal with him on that head; for her part, before she would contribute anything that would break his peace with his Master, she would rather choose to receive his head at the Cross.” Other friends were not so scrupulous, “two ladies of the first quality” going so far as to send “a handsome compliment in plate” to the “advocate’s lady,” who had the honesty to return this bribe or ransom when she judged it impossible to save the prisoner’s life. All the same it was saved, and he lived on till the Revolution year in a state of proscription, sometimes hunted into hiding, but throughout a most “faithful and painful” preacher, who “left many seals of his ministry,” and steadily refused to put himself at ease by leaving the country, for, “in his pleasant way,” he used to say “he would suffer where he had sinned.” His son followed in his steps; and his grandson took a leading part in the early movement of dissent which is presently to

More than once in these pages, the author has allowed the reader to avoid a thorny explanation, which we can now address and get over with. Nothing confuses outsiders more than the fact that until recently, a Scottish parish would have three Presbyterian churches that were identical in ritual, discipline, and the visible points of doctrine that anyone without theological glasses could easily see. It would be challenging to give southern Englishmen the knack for picking apart controversial details possessed by minds trained in the subtleties of the Shorter Catechism; however, I can try to outline the divisions within the Scottish Church in a way that even the least knowledgeable can understand. At the very least, I aim to be fair, which is more than previous explainers of such topics have been. Like many Scots, I carry a family bias in these disputes. One of my ancestors was a Covenanter praised in Howie’s Scottish Worthies, who, after being persecuted under Cromwell for his loyalty to Charles, faced harsh treatment for his conscience from that ungrateful king. I'm proud of the ancestress who, when urged to persuade him to comply, replied as a true Presbyterian wife would, “I know my husband to be so steadfast in his principles that no one needs to deal with him on that matter; for my part, before I would contribute anything that would break his peace with his Master, I would rather see his head on the Cross.” Other friends were less principled, with “two ladies of high standing” even going so far as to send “a handsome gift in silver” to the “advocate’s lady,” who, having the integrity to reject this bribe or ransom, deemed it impossible to save the prisoner’s life. Nevertheless, his life was saved, and he lived on until the year of the Revolution in a state of exile, sometimes forced into hiding, but throughout that time, he was a most “faithful and painful” preacher who “left many seals of his ministry” and consistently refused to ease his situation by leaving the country, for “in his cheerful way,” he would say “he would suffer where he had sinned.” His son followed in his footsteps, and his grandson played a significant role in the early dissenting movement that is soon to



KILCHURN CASTLE, LOCH AWE, ARGYLLSHIRE

Kilchurn Castle, Loch Awe, Argyll

be shown as legacy from the Covenanting spirit. But if the memory of these worthies weighs with me, I was brought up at an English knee, in a church that held them much mistaken; and I was confirmed by the Anglican Bishop of Gibraltar, within whose diocese the very Pope is a dissenting minister. Since then I have sat at the feet of teachers from whom may be learned that to know and to speak the truth of one’s fellow-men is the only sure foundation for sound divinity. And perhaps an outsider may be in a better position for taking the altitude of even the most celestial bodies of faith.

be shown as a legacy from the Covenanting spirit. But if the memory of these remarkable people weighs on me, I was raised in an English household, in a church that saw them as quite mistaken; and I was confirmed by the Anglican Bishop of Gibraltar, where the very Pope is a dissenting minister. Since then, I've learned from teachers who have shown that knowing and speaking the truth about one’s fellow humans is the only solid foundation for sound theology. And perhaps an outsider is in a better position to assess even the highest beliefs.

The moving spirit of Presbyterianism has been a consciousness that Christianity claims to be something far higher than any human institution, the Court of Session, for instance, or even the British Constitution. Other countries seem more willing to make practical compromises between heaven and earth. One has heard of such a country, whose chief ambassadors of heaven are appointed with a ceremony in which the holiest influence is implored to direct a choice published weeks before in every newspaper as fixedly made by very mortal authorities, who may be notorious evil livers, open unbelievers, or what a sectarian journal has politely qualified as “non-co-religionists.” But a religiously minded Scot has too much logic, not to say sense of humour, to take part in such a farce. For him the Gospel did not dawn from the eyes of Boleyns and such like; he took his Scriptures as a law rather than a title for rulers. His watchword has all along been Christ’s headship of the Church, and his anathema the “Erastianism” that rendered to Cæsar what man owes to God alone. The later Stuarts were not Cæsars to wear any halo in his eyes; then all the more clearly he saw the futility of their lay Popedom. That “wisest fool in Christendom” was perhaps not so far out in his adage “no bishop, no king.” But Scotland held its faith by the same title as he his crown; and he and his successors found faith on the whole stronger than loyalty. The dogmas of that faith are not the question. It was sadly coloured by the struggles of its origin, by the character of the nation as well as the stern scenery of the land, by persecution and by congenial Calvinistic logic brought back from exile, and by the troubles of the time in which Puritan influences were exchanged across the Border.

The driving force behind Presbyterianism has been the belief that Christianity is something much grander than any human institution, like the Court of Session or even the British Constitution. Other countries seem more open to practical compromises between the divine and the earthly. There's a place where the top ambassadors of heaven are chosen in a ceremony that seeks divine guidance for a decision that has already been publicly predetermined weeks earlier in every newspaper by very mortal authorities, who could be known wrongdoers, open atheists, or what a biased journal has tactfully referred to as “non-co-religionists.” But a religiously minded Scot has too much logic and, not to mention, a sense of humor to participate in such a charade. For him, the Gospel didn’t originate from the likes of Boleyns; he viewed his Scriptures as law rather than a justification for rulers. His rallying cry has always been Christ’s leadership of the Church, and his condemnation has been the “Erastianism” that gives to Caesar what is owed to God alone. The later Stuarts were not Cæsars in his eyes, and this made him see even more clearly the emptiness of their secular authority. That “wisest fool in Christendom” might not have been that far off with his saying “no bishop, no king.” But Scotland clung to its faith just as he held onto his crown; he and his successors generally found faith to be stronger than loyalty. The doctrines of that faith are not the main issue. It was unfortunately shaped by the struggles of its beginnings, by the nature of the nation and the harsh landscape, by persecution, by the Calvinistic logic brought back from exile, and by the upheaval of the times when Puritan influences crossed the Border.

Scotsmen being, after all, but human, their serious and democratic view of religion was held with two different degrees of intensity, which took shape as the main parties of the Kirk. The one that came to be known as “Moderate” was hotly reproached with Erastianism, a less unwillingness to look on religion as a department of the Civil Service. The other had various nicknames, the “Wild Party,” the “High-fliers,” but we may as well call them the High Churchmen of Scotland, if it be borne in mind that they favoured Evangelical doctrine while clinging to a union of Church and State, in which the former was to be predominant. These were, in fact, the heirs of the Covenanters, who on strongly Protestant soil fought out the old quarrel between Pope and Emperor. And whereas the English High Church has been strongest among the priesthood, in the north, where presbyter is priest writ small, it is the laity that have rather fostered ecclesiastic zeal. To Buckle’s representation of Scotland as a priest-ridden people, Mr. H. G. Graham rightly objects how it would be nearer the truth to speak of a people-ridden clergy.

Scotsmen are, after all, just human, and their serious and democratic view of religion was held with varying degrees of intensity, which shaped the main factions of the Kirk. The group that became known as the "Moderates" was heavily criticized for being Erastian, showing a greater willingness to consider religion as a part of the Civil Service. The other group had several nicknames, like the "Wild Party" or the "High-fliers," but we can simply refer to them as the High Churchmen of Scotland, keeping in mind that they supported Evangelical doctrine while favoring a union of Church and State, with the Church being the dominant force. These people were, in fact, the successors of the Covenanters, who fought vigorously on strongly Protestant ground over the long-standing conflict between Pope and Emperor. While the English High Church has been most prominent among the clergy, in the north, where presbyter is just a smaller version of priest, it is the laypeople who have tended to promote ecclesiastical zeal. In response to Buckle’s portrayal of Scotland as a country dominated by priests, Mr. H. G. Graham rightly argues that it would be more accurate to describe it as a clergy dominated by the people.

The Revolution Settlement secured the victory of Presbytery over Episcopacy, quieting the contention of a century. But when Episcopal curates had been “rabbled” on what was a far from merry Christmas for them, the extreme wing of the Covenanters were by no means satisfied with King William’s toleration of unsound belief, and would accept no status at the hands of an uncovenanted king. Long used to worship spiced with peril, hardship, and hatred, they held aloof rather than seceded as the Cameronians, a sect which, with its obscure sub-divisions of Macmillanites, Russellites, Harleyites, Howdenites, and so on, still has a feeble remnant of “Reformed Presbyterians,” while the mass of it nearly two centuries later gravitated into the Free Church, then in part representing their principles. The militant youth of this body had been kept out of mischief by being embodied as the Cameronian Regiment, that fought sturdily against Jacobites, Papists, and other enemies of a Protestant succession, and still remembers its origin by carrying a Bible in every knapsack, and not suffering its band to play on the Sabbath.

The Revolution Settlement ensured the triumph of Presbytery over Episcopacy, putting an end to a century-long dispute. However, after Episcopal curates faced a not-so-merry Christmas when they were “rabbled,” the more radical Covenanters were still unhappy with King William’s tolerance of unsound beliefs and refused to accept any position from an uncovenanted king. Accustomed to worship intertwined with danger, struggle, and antagonism, they distanced themselves instead of splitting off like the Cameronians, a group that, along with its various subdivisions like the Macmillanites, Russellites, Harleyites, and Howdenites, still has a small number of “Reformed Presbyterians.” Almost two centuries later, most of them joined the Free Church, which somewhat represented their beliefs. The active youth from this group were kept out of trouble by joining the Cameronian Regiment, which vigorously fought against Jacobites, Papists, and others opposed to a Protestant succession. They still remember their origins by carrying a Bible in every knapsack and refusing to let their band play on Sundays.

But with changed times the Covenants began to lose their power as a watchword. Having parted from its hottest gospellers in the Cameronian following, then being cooled by milder spirits in Episcopal conformists, presently admitted to the new order on easy terms, the Kirk’s clergy became more moderate, not much to the satisfaction of their congregations. The union of the kingdoms, carried through by crooked ways, and its benefits long hidden in ignorance, soon called forth all the “thrawn” aloofness of Scottish patriotism, for the nonce bringing Jacobite and Cameronian sentiment into one focus. One of the early acts of the united Parliament was to meddle with what has been a sorer question north than south of the Tweed, the patronage of livings. The right of patrons was now revived and confirmed by an Act making a “call” from the congregation unnecessary to the placing of a minister. The ministers themselves were more apt to sympathise with patronage as easier road to a benefice than the ordeal of popular election; but the people strongly resented the laird’s placing of a pastor over them, even when this privilege was exercised with delicacy and conscientiousness, and there were cases like that in Galt’s Annals of the Parish, when the presentee had to be inducted by military force. This grievance, then, became a standard in the battle between the Moderate and the High Party, patronage being looked on as Erastianism in retail, when its wholesale transactions in prelates and prayer-books were still angry memories.

But as times changed, the Covenants started to lose their power as a rallying cry. After breaking away from their most fervent supporters in the Cameronian movement and being softened by the more moderate Episcopal conformists, the Kirk’s clergy became more accommodating to the new order, which didn't please their congregations much. The union of the kingdoms, achieved through underhanded methods and its benefits kept hidden in ignorance for a long time, stirred up the "thrawn" detachment of Scottish patriotism, momentarily uniting Jacobite and Cameronian sentiments. One of the early acts of the united Parliament was to address a contentious issue that was more problematic in the north than the south of the Tweed: the patronage of church positions. The right of patrons was revived and confirmed by an Act that made a “call” from the congregation unnecessary for appointing a minister. The ministers themselves tended to support patronage as an easier route to a benefice than the challenging process of popular election; however, the people greatly resented the landowner placing a pastor over them, even when this was done with care and integrity. There were instances, like in Galt’s Annals of the Parish, where the appointee had to be installed by military force. This grievance then became a central issue in the conflict between the Moderate and the High Party, with patronage viewed as a form of Erastianism on a smaller scale, while the larger transactions involving bishops and prayer books were still painful memories.

With hatred of patronage was involved a zeal for Evangelical doctrine, which now began to take colour from other sources than Geneva, and to blur out beyond the rigid lines of Calvinistic logic. Early in the eighteenth century the Evangelical party got the name of Marrowmen, as rallying round a little book which, published in England, gained popularity north of the Tweed as the “Marrow” of Christian doctrine, when edited by Boston of the Fourfold State. The “Marrow” came to be condemned by a Moderate majority in the Assembly; then for teaching its doctrines and rebuking the general luke-warmness

With a dislike for patronage came a strong commitment to Evangelical beliefs, which began to draw inspiration from sources beyond Geneva and blurred the strict lines of Calvinistic reasoning. Early in the eighteenth century, the Evangelical group was nicknamed Marrowmen for gathering around a small book that, published in England, became popular north of the Tweed as the “Marrow” of Christian doctrine, edited by Boston of the Fourfold State. The “Marrow” was eventually condemned by a Moderate majority in the Assembly for promoting its teachings and criticizing the general lack of enthusiasm.



RIVER COE, GLENCOE, ARGYLLSHIRE

River Coe, Glencoe, Argyllshire

of the Church, the saintly Ebenezer Erskine was censured by his Presbytery, and finally suspended from the ministry, along with three sympathetic brethren, Alexander Moncrieff, William Wilson, and James Fisher. In 1733 these four suspended ministers formed themselves into the first Presbytery of the original Secession Church, with Fife as its focus and Erskine as its leading spirit, whose younger brother Ralph in some respects suggests himself as its Charles Wesley, giving scandal to severe members by his love of music and songs not David’s.

of the Church, the saintly Ebenezer Erskine was criticized by his Presbytery and eventually suspended from ministry, along with three supportive colleagues, Alexander Moncrieff, William Wilson, and James Fisher. In 1733, these four suspended ministers came together to create the first Presbytery of the original Secession Church, centered in Fife, with Erskine as its leading figure. His younger brother Ralph somewhat resembles Charles Wesley, giving offense to strict members with his passion for music and songs that aren't from David.

The Seceders were, in fact, the Scottish Methodists, having an early ally in Whitfield, who, however, became a stumbling-block through his willingness to exercise Christian fellowship with the Erastian establishment; he professed it his duty to preach to “the devil’s people,” whereas the Seceders would monopolise him for “the Lord’s people.” Nay, more, if testifying scandal-mongers are to be credited, “that grand impostor” went so far as at Lisbon to “symbolise with Popery” by attending a Catholic Lenten service, where the Crucifixion was represented “in a most God-dishonouring, heaven-daring, ridiculous, and idolatrous manner.” About the same time as the Secession, rather earlier indeed, was formed the Glassite sect, still seated at Perth; but they went off upon a narrow side track, and may be neglected in a general view of Scottish religious life. A generation later Pennant reports the population of Perth as 11,000, of whom 9000 still belonged to the Kirk, the rest being Episcopalian, Non-jurors (these chiefly “venerable females”), Glassites, and Seceders. Independents, Baptists, and such like came later on from England, but these exotic congregations are still a mere scattering, hardly found outside of large towns. Carlyle might have remembered such exceptions, when he dogmatised that “all dissent in Scotland is merely a stricter adherence to the National Kirk in all points.”

The Seceders were basically the Scottish Methodists, with an early supporter in Whitfield, who ended up being a problem because he was willing to engage in Christian fellowship with the Erastian establishment. He believed it was his duty to preach to “the devil’s people,” while the Seceders wanted to keep him exclusively for “the Lord’s people.” Moreover, if we are to believe the gossipers, “that grand impostor” went so far as to “symbolize with Popery” in Lisbon by attending a Catholic Lenten service, where the Crucifixion was depicted “in a most God-dishonoring, heaven-daring, ridiculous, and idolatrous manner.” Around the same time as the Secession, and actually a bit earlier, the Glassite sect was formed, still based in Perth; but they veered off onto a narrow path and can be overlooked in a broad view of Scottish religious life. A generation later, Pennant reports that Perth had a population of 11,000, of which 9,000 still belonged to the Kirk, with the rest being Episcopalian, Non-jurors (most of whom were “venerable females”), Glassites, and Seceders. Independents, Baptists, and similar groups came later from England, but these outsider congregations are still just a small presence, hardly found outside of large towns. Carlyle might have recalled such exceptions when he stated that “all dissent in Scotland is merely a stricter adherence to the National Kirk in all points.”

The Secession Church soon began to disseminate itself, but almost as soon developed a tendency to disintegration. Over the question of the test exacted from municipal authorities the body split into Burghers and anti-Burghers, the latter strongly holding it inconsistent to use a form of oath as to “the true religion presently professed within this realm,” when in their view the religion thus professed was far from the truth. This “breach” was acrimoniously maintained even when Test Acts had been abolished; then the Seceders underwent further fission into “Old Lights,” “New Lights,” and others claiming to represent the original doctrines of the Secession. Twenty years after that first schism, a kindred but independent sect had come to birth under the title of the “Relief Church,” seeking relief for tender consciences from Moderate tyranny, while its leader, Thomas Gillespie, perhaps through association with English nonconformity, made some scrupulous exceptions to the former seceding platform, and some touch of innovation, as the use of hymns, upon the Presbyterian practice.

The Secession Church soon started to spread, but quickly showed signs of falling apart. It split into Burghers and anti-Burghers over the issue of the oath required by local authorities. The anti-Burghers believed it was inconsistent to use an oath about “the true religion currently practiced in the realm,” when, in their view, that religion was far from the truth. This division remained contentious even after the Test Acts were repealed; then the Seceders further divided into “Old Lights,” “New Lights,” and others claiming to uphold the original beliefs of the Secession. Twenty years after that initial split, a similar but independent group emerged called the “Relief Church,” which sought relief for sensitive consciences from Moderate oppression. Its leader, Thomas Gillespie, possibly influenced by English nonconformity, made some careful adjustments to the earlier seceding stance, introducing some innovations, like the use of hymns, into the Presbyterian practice.

The reader need not be troubled with all the sunderings of sectlets, one or two of which still testify in out-of-the-way corners like “Thrums.” This much may be noted, that Presbyterian differences have been not much exported from Scotland, though, indeed, American Churches still show some trace of fissions that began on this side the Atlantic. The root of such differences was usually a narrowly pent-up earnestness that looked not for truth beyond its own horizon; but the Scot abroad has more readily seen for himself the proper proportions of his own little Bethel in all Christendom. Then, of course, he does not carry beyond the Border that bone of contention, the joint connecting Church and State. The original Seceders had not been much concerned on that point; but a long course of abstinence from public endowments gave them new views, till the most conspicuous device on their banner came to be “Voluntaryism”—that is, the practical notion that ministers should be paid by those who wish to hear them.

The reader doesn't need to worry about all the small church divisions, a couple of which can still be found in remote places like “Thrums.” It’s worth noting that Presbyterian differences haven't made much of an impact outside Scotland, even though American Churches still show some remnants of splits that started over here. The root of these differences was usually a narrow and intense focus that didn’t seek truth beyond its own limited view; however, Scots living abroad have been better at recognizing the true place of their own little community within the larger Christian world. Additionally, they don’t bring with them the contentious issue of the connection between church and state. The original Seceders weren’t really focused on that issue, but after a long period of avoiding public funding, they developed new perspectives, until the most prominent slogan on their banner became “Voluntaryism”—the idea that ministers should be supported by those who want to hear them.

While these dissenting sects were multiplying themselves, the Moderate party in the Church throve the more by their absence. During the philosophical eighteenth century the clergy declined upon “sanctified common sense,” some of them, “a waeful bunch o’ cauldrife professors,” making easy accommodations with worldliness, science, and even free thought; and as, after the extinction of the Jacobite spirit, Scotland settled down to a course of material improvement, its official teachers waxed fat and lethargic, while the nonjuring Episcopalians for a time enjoyed the wholesome discipline of persecution. The popular theology indeed was never without champions in the Kirk pulpits. A collegiate church might have two ministers, representing either party and preaching against each other, as when, in Greyfriars Church, young Walter Scott, if not a “half-day hearer,” sat alternately under Principal Robertson and Dr. Erskine, the Moderate and the Evangelical leaders. But if the warmer doctrine were cherished in the hearts of godly hearers, Erastianism dominated the Church courts of a generation in which Pitt’s viceroy Dundas practically governed Scotland, and robed bullies like Braxfield sent to banishment political martyrs, inspired by the lurid glow of the French Revolution.

While these dissenting groups were increasing in number, the Moderate party in the Church thrived even more because of their absence. During the thoughtful eighteenth century, the clergy leaned on “sanctified common sense,” with some of them, “a sad bunch of cold professors,” making easy compromises with worldly interests, science, and even free thought. As Scotland settled into a period of material improvement after the end of the Jacobite spirit, its official leaders became complacent and lethargic, while the nonjuring Episcopalians for a time experienced the discipline that comes from persecution. The popular theology was never without defenders in the Kirk pulpits. A collegiate church could have two ministers representing opposing sides and preaching against one another, as when, in Greyfriars Church, young Walter Scott, if not a “half-day hearer,” sat alternately under Principal Robertson and Dr. Erskine, the Moderate and Evangelical leaders. But while the more passionate doctrine was cherished in the hearts of devout listeners, Erastianism ruled the Church courts of in a generation when Pitt’s viceroy Dundas practically governed Scotland, and intimidating figures like Braxfield sent political martyrs into exile, driven by the intense fervor of the French Revolution.

Then, the long war with Napoleon having ceased to stifle free thought and free speech, the Tory rule of Scotland had to face a rising demand for reform, a movement heated through the sufferings brought upon the working classes by shiftings of economic conditions after the peace, and by the bungling interference of Government with trade’s natural course. The new sentiment found champions in a knot of Whig lawyers, whose weapon was the Edinburgh Review. The Church was stirred by sympathy with the popular cause, whose name had sprung from its loins. A religious revival came in on the flowing tide of Whiggism, and with the passing of the Reform Bill the Evangelical party began to recover their ascendency, led by the eloquent Chalmers, himself of Tory leanings and a convert from Moderate indifference. A by-product of this enthusiasm was the sect popularly but incorrectly dubbed the Irvingites, which found more acceptance about London than in Scotland.

Then, with the long war against Napoleon over and no longer stifling free thought and free speech, the Tory government in Scotland had to confront a growing demand for reform. This movement was fueled by the struggles faced by the working class due to changes in economic conditions after the peace, along with the government’s clumsy interference in trade. The new sentiment found supporters among a group of Whig lawyers, who used the Edinburgh Review as their platform. The Church was moved by sympathy for the popular cause, which had emerged from its own roots. A religious revival surged alongside the rise of Whiggism, and with the passing of the Reform Bill, the Evangelical party began to regain their influence, led by the articulate Chalmers, who had Tory leanings and had shifted from Moderate indifference. One outcome of this enthusiasm was the sect commonly but inaccurately called the Irvingites, which gained more support in London than in Scotland.

The new fermentation soon proved strong enough to burst old bottles that had served for the moderate vintage of faith. The spirit of the Covenanters came to life in the “non-Intrusion Controversy,” the gist of which was the right of the people to choose their own mouthpiece of edification. It is rare to find a new Scotch story; but here is one that has never yet appeared in print. I remember as a lad hearing from an old shepherd his account of such a dispute in his native parish. “There was a chiel’ wi’ a

The new fermentation quickly became strong enough to shatter old bottles that had been used for the modest vintage of faith. The spirit of the Covenanters revived during the “non-Intrusion Controversy,” which centered on the people's right to choose their own representative for spiritual guidance. It's uncommon to discover a new Scotch story, but here’s one that has never been published before. I remember as a kid hearing from an elderly shepherd about such a dispute in his home parish. “There was a guy with a...



BEN CRUACHAN FROM INVERLOCHY, ARGYLLSHIRE

Ben Cruachan, Inverlochy, Argyllshire

poodered heid cam’ doun frae Edinburgh,” was his account of the legal proceedings, “and he made the folk a lang clishmaclavering speech—ye never heard sic havers in yer born days! They needna’ care what like a minister was pit in! It was a’ the same doctrine, and the mahn made nae differ! But up gat an auld wise-like elder had sat in that kirk since he was a laddie; and says he, ‘What did I hear the gowk saying? What is the big, blethering brute tellin’ me?’ says he. ‘Does he mean for tae mak’ a body believe that a saft, young, foozy, wersh turneep’s as guid as a fine, auld Swedish one?’ says he.” Then this son of the Whig country looked up to heaven, and never can I forget the solemnity with which he declared, amid the silence of the eternal hills—“Mahn, it was a graund answer!”

“Poodered head came down from Edinburgh,” was his account of the legal proceedings, “and he gave the folks a long, rambling speech—you’ve never heard such nonsense in your life! They didn’t care what kind of minister was put in! It was all the same doctrine, and the man made no difference! But up stood an old, wise elder who had been in that church since he was a boy; and he said, ‘What did I hear that fool saying? What is that big, blathering idiot telling me?’ he says. ‘Does he expect me to believe that a soft, young, fuzzy, tasteless turnip is as good as a fine, old Swedish one?’ he says.” Then this son of the Whig country looked up to heaven, and I can never forget the solemnity with which he declared, amid the silence of the eternal hills—“Man, it was a grand answer!”

The first step was the resuscitation of a claim that the patron’s nomination fell through unless countersigned by a call from the people. The General Assembly passed an Act confirming this popular Veto, which for a time went unchallenged, patrons having learned to “ca’ canny” in the exercise of their rights. But, after some years, the momentous Auchterarder case, where an obstinate patron persisted in forcing his nominee on an objecting congregation, brought about a collision between the laws of Church and State. A majority of the Court of Session, confirmed by the House of Lords, pronounced the Veto illegal. The Church accepted the judgment as affecting the temporalities of the living, but refused to ordain the intruded pastor. All Scotland was in a blaze of controversy; the very schoolboys took sides as Intrusionists and non-Intrusionists. In the Strathbogie Presbytery seven ministers were suspended by the Church for obeying the Court of Session, to whose bar were brought seven others for not obeying it in the Dunkeld Presbytery. A deadlock thus arose, out of which there appeared no escape but by secession, so long as the Government refused to recognise the strength of this popular movement.

The first step was reviving a claim that the patron’s nomination wouldn’t go through unless it was backed by a call from the people. The General Assembly passed an Act that confirmed this popular Veto, which for a while was uncontested, as patrons learned to be cautious in exercising their rights. However, after some years, the significant Auchterarder case, where a stubborn patron insisted on pushing his nominee onto an opposing congregation, led to a clash between the laws of the Church and the State. A majority of the Court of Session, later confirmed by the House of Lords, declared the Veto illegal. The Church accepted the ruling as it pertained to the living's administrative matters, but refused to ordain the intruding pastor. All of Scotland was caught up in controversy; even schoolboys took sides as Intrusionists and non-Intrusionists. In the Strathbogie Presbytery seven ministers were suspended by the Church for complying with the Court of Session, while seven others were brought before it in the Dunkeld Presbytery for failing to comply. This created a deadlock, with no way out except for secession, as long as the Government continued to disregard the strength of this popular movement.

A little patience would probably have brought relief by law; but the perfervid sons of the Covenanters were in no mood for patience. The “Headship of Christ” was in question, and no prospect of loss or suffering appalled spirits exalted in such a cause. This movement, it must be remembered, had small sympathy with the Voluntaryism of dissent. Its leaders as yet strongly maintained the connection of Church and State, only, in their eyes, the Church must stand above the State. The Free Churchman’s attitude at the Disruption was a consistent one, entirely reasonable from the premises on which his Church based its teaching. He took the grand tone of the ages of faith; and there was something noble in his disdain for mandates of earthly law, which he treated as served by creatures of a day on the servants of the eternal Jehovah.

A little patience might have led to legal relief; however, the passionate followers of the Covenanters were not in a patient mood. The “Headship of Christ” was at stake, and no fear of loss or hardship intimidated spirits motivated by such a cause. It's important to note that this movement had little sympathy for the dissenting Voluntaryism. Its leaders still strongly supported the connection between Church and State, but in their view, the Church had to have authority over the State. The Free Churchman's position during the Disruption was consistent and entirely reasonable based on the beliefs that his Church taught. He adopted the grand tone of the ages of faith, and there was something noble in his contempt for earthly laws, which he considered to be enforced by mere humans on the servants of the eternal Jehovah.

The Disruption took place at the General Assembly of 1843. The retiring Moderator, after reading a protest against the invasion of the Church’s liberties, headed a procession to a spacious hall in the Canonmills suburb, where, electing Dr. Chalmers as their first president, the protesters constituted themselves the Assembly of what they maintained to be the true Church of Scotland. The Government had expected a secession of some score or two of hot heads; but nearly five hundred ministers went out of their churches and manses, giving up all for conscience’ sake with a courage that at once roused a wave of generous sympathy. The building up of the new Church was set about with true Scottish energy, prudence, ay, and generosity. For when Cockney jesters sneer at Scottish poverty, they do not consider how ready this people is to spend its savings and sparings on what it believes a good cause. Mainly from the contributions of the poorer class was the Free Church sustained. Most of the rich and mighty were against it, some of them bitterly hostile, many landlords refusing ground for sites, so that at first preachers and congregations had often some taste of the Covenanters’ sufferings in open-air worship. Very bitter was the feeling between the ruptured congregations and of the seceding ministers against the “residuum,” that had to fill hundreds of empty livings in haste, not always with the most fitting candidates. This ill-wind blew good to not a few “stickit ministers,” who had little hoped to wag their heads in a pulpit, and the old Adam in the Seceders found matter for much scornful criticism of those “residuary cattle.”

The Disruption happened at the General Assembly of 1843. The outgoing Moderator, after reading a protest against the infringement of the Church’s freedoms, led a procession to a large hall in the Canonmills suburb, where, electing Dr. Chalmers as their first president, the protesters established themselves as the Assembly of what they claimed to be the true Church of Scotland. The Government had anticipated a secession of a few hot-headed individuals; however, nearly five hundred ministers left their churches and manses, giving up everything for the sake of their beliefs with a bravery that sparked a wave of generous sympathy. The development of the new Church was approached with genuine Scottish energy, caution, and even generosity. When London jesters mock Scottish poverty, they overlook how willing this community is to spend its savings on what it believes is a good cause. The Free Church was primarily supported by contributions from the poorer classes. Most of the wealthy and powerful were against it, with some being bitterly hostile, and many landlords refusing land for sites, causing preachers and congregations to often experience the challenges faced by the Covenanters during open-air worship. There was strong resentment between the split congregations and the seceding ministers toward the "residuum," who had to quickly fill hundreds of vacant positions, not always with the most suitable candidates. This unfortunate situation benefited quite a few "stickit ministers" who had not expected to preach, and the old habits in the Seceders provided ample material for mock criticism of those "residuary cattle."

Long before such animosity had died down, the new body had its churches, manses, schools, and colleges built and endowed on a scale that gave Scotland two Establishments instead of one. But its main strength was the fact of its commanding the allegiance of the most spiritually minded and intellectual among the people. Its very pride was no vainglory. English dissent is apt to take a socially humble and apologetic attitude. A Free Churchman never thought of himself as a dissenter, and could not be looked down upon from any point of view. In all parts of the country his Church took rank beside the Establishment; in some it gained an ascendency. In the Highlands especially, where the exaltation of warm Celtic blood goes to its highest, and where eloquent ministers have inherited the devotion once inspired by warlike chiefs, the “Auld Kirk” is often little more than empty walls and a stipend. There is a tale of graceless laddies boasting against each other of their reckless deeds. One brags of having been to the circus, which another caps by a visit to the theatre, but the third is bold to avow a darker crime, “I once went to the English Chaipel.” As told in some parts of the country, this fable has a further climax of iniquity in the Established Church, erst so dear.

Long before that hostility faded away, the new group had its churches, manses, schools, and colleges built and funded on a scale that gave Scotland two main establishments instead of one. Its main strength was that it commanded the loyalty of the most spiritually minded and intellectual among the people. Its pride was genuine, not arrogant. English dissenters often take a socially humble and apologetic stance. A Free Church member never saw himself as a dissenter and couldn't be looked down upon from any angle. In all parts of the country, his Church ranked alongside the Establishment; in some areas, it even gained dominance. In the Highlands especially, where feelings run high with passionate Celtic blood, and where eloquent ministers have inherited the devotion once felt for heroic chiefs, the “Auld Kirk” often amounts to little more than empty buildings and a salary. There's a story about unruly youngsters boasting about their reckless actions. One brags about having gone to the circus, another one raises the stakes with a trip to the theater, but the third boldly claims a darker sin: “I once went to the English chapel.” In some parts of the country, this tale ends with an even greater act of wrongdoing in the Established Church, once so cherished.

While the Free Church went on flourishing apart, the Establishment was moved to drop the main standard of so much controversy. Its General Assembly petitioned for the abolition of patronage, which was brought about so easily that most of the lairds interested did not choose to demand the compensation voted to them for their thorny rights of presentation. In principle nothing seemed to keep the Churches apart; but the Establishment had been drifting into a broader theology and a new toleration of liturgical worship, which separated it from an organisation more conservative in religious matters, yet a school of liberalism in politics that gave Mr. Gladstone his hold over Scotland. The “Auld Kirk” lost more and more its suspicion of prelatical ways. Men still alive can remember how Dr. Robert Lee was indicted for the introduction of an organ and a prayer-book. Now such scandalous innovations are perhaps the rule rather than the exception

While the Free Church continued to thrive on its own, the Establishment decided to abandon the main standard that had caused so much debate. Its General Assembly requested the abolition of patronage, which was accomplished so easily that most of the landowners involved did not bother to ask for the compensation granted to them for their difficult rights of presentation. In principle, nothing seemed to keep the Churches apart; however, the Establishment had been moving towards a more inclusive theology and a new acceptance of formal worship, which distanced it from an organization that was more conservative in religious matters, yet a source of liberalism in politics that gave Mr. Gladstone his influence in Scotland. The “Auld Kirk” increasingly shed its distrust of episcopal traditions. People still alive can recall when Dr. Robert Lee was charged for introducing an organ and a prayer book. Today, such shocking changes are probably more common than rare.



THE MORVEN HILLS FROM APPIN, ARGYLLSHIRE

The Morven Hills from Appin, Argyllshire

in parish churches, and instrumental music has crept also into Free Churches, where a generation ago the use of hymns was scouted as unscriptural. For a time some faithful worshippers in the city congregations insisted on conspicuously standing to pray and sitting to sing psalms, like their fathers; but even in out-of-the-way places now there is a gradual conforming to the customs once banned as English or Papist.

in parish churches, and instrumental music has also made its way into Free Churches, where a generation ago the use of hymns was considered unscriptural. For a while, some dedicated worshippers in city congregations insisted on standing to pray and sitting to sing psalms, just like their forefathers; but even in remote areas now, there is a slow shift towards the customs that were once banned as English or Papist.

The Dissenters, meanwhile, had been touched by the spirit of the time. As far back as 1820, two of the chief sects came together again, their walls of separation, indeed, having long fallen down. After the Disruption a further movement of adhesion took place, and while some congregations remained hugging their microscopic differences, most of the dissenting bodies joined to form the United Presbyterian Church, which, by a century’s practice rather than on original principle, has evolved the doctrine of Voluntaryism as the backbone of its communion, repudiating any interference of the State with the teaching of religion.

The Dissenters, on the other hand, had been influenced by the spirit of the times. As early as 1820, two of the main sects reunited, their barriers having long been dismantled. After the Disruption, there was another wave of unification, and while some congregations clung to their minor differences, most of the dissenting groups came together to form the United Presbyterian Church. Over the course of a century, this church has developed the doctrine of Voluntaryism as the core belief of its community, rejecting any interference from the State in the teaching of religion.

Certain fragments of secession, for their part, had been attracted into the glowing mass of the Free Church. This Church, also, began to suffer change. When the original stalwarts, who made much of a theoretical relation of Church and State, died off into a minority, the second generation was found less concerned about “Disruption principles” than in sympathy with Evangelical doctrine. The position of Scottish Presbyterians out of Scotland, where their differences of constitution were idle words, helped to open shrewd eyes to the absurdity of three Churches, all professing the same main doctrines, yet standing as rivals to each other. As the heat of controversy grew cool, more friendly relations became possible, and the ministers of the one might fill the pulpits of the other. In certain parishes having a summer population, it would be arranged to keep only one Church open in winter. The waste of power in the three almost identical bodies could not but strike a practical people sooner or later. The Established Church seemed to flirt too boldly with deans and Oxford professors; but what hindered the Free and the U.P. Church from making a match of it? After long courtship and much discussion of settlements, their alliance was celebrated in 1900, and now these two organisations are merged under the title of the United Free Church.

Certain fragments of secession were drawn into the vibrant community of the Free Church. This Church also began to change. As the original leaders, who focused heavily on the theoretical relationship between Church and State, passed away, the next generation showed less interest in “Disruption principles” and more affinity for Evangelical teachings. The situation of Scottish Presbyterians outside of Scotland, where their constitutional differences became irrelevant, helped them realize the absurdity of having three Churches, all professing the same core beliefs but competing against each other. As the intensity of the debates lessened, friendlier relations became possible, allowing ministers from one church to preach in another. In certain areas with a seasonal population, it was arranged to keep only one Church open during the winter. The inefficiency of three nearly identical bodies could not escape the notice of a practical community sooner or later. The Established Church seemed to have an inappropriate closeness with deans and Oxford professors; so what was stopping the Free and the U.P. Church from joining forces? After a lengthy courtship and much discussion over details, their partnership was formalized in 1900, and now these two organizations are combined under the name of the United Free Church.

This union was not consummated without hot opposition, a small remnant of the Free Church standing outside and claiming at law the disposal of the great endowments bestowed on certain principles now put into the background. As I write, the House of Lords still delays its decision on a question of momentous interest, which the Scottish Courts decided in favour of the main body. There can be no doubt that what has already got the nickname of the “Wee Free” Church better represents the views of its spiritual fathers. But if all Churches were brought to payment of ancestral debts, otherwise than in paper money of Creeds and Confessions, some theological Statute of Limitations would be required. Whatever be the result, it should prove a lesson against investing any Church in a suit of clothes sure to be outgrown or to go out of fashion. Perhaps the most remarkable feature of this particular case is, that almost for the first time in Scottish ecclesiastical history there has been talk of a compromise.

This union didn't happen without strong opposition, with a small group from the Free Church standing outside and legally claiming control over the significant endowments that were given based on principles that are now largely forgotten. As I write this, the House of Lords is still delaying its decision on a matter of great importance, which the Scottish Courts resolved in favor of the main group. There's no doubt that the group already dubbed the “Wee Free” Church better reflects the beliefs of its spiritual founders. However, if all Churches had to repay their historical debts in a way other than just paper promises of Creeds and Confessions, there would need to be some theological Statute of Limitations. Whatever the outcome, it should serve as a reminder against dressing any Church in garments that are bound to become outdated or unfashionable. Perhaps the most notable aspect of this particular case is that, almost for the first time in Scottish church history, there has been talk of a compromise.

Another fragment had seceded some years before as the Free Presbyterian Church, their raison d’être being testimony against the Declaratory Act by which the Free Church Assembly had loosened the bonds of subscription, that its doctrine might run in harness with the slightly less stringent views of the uniting body. So, in more than one parish, instead of three may now be found four Presbyterian places of worship: the Established Church, the United Free Church, which often has practically taken its place, the Free Presbyterian, and a congregation belonging to that rump of the Free Church which denounced the Union. There were scenes of violence in the Highlands, where Free Churches came to be hotly defended against their new title by obstinate adherents of the order half a century old, during which Laodicean humorists had interpreted the bells of the Establishment as ringing out “I am the Old Kirk,” to which the Free Church answered back in a deeper note, “I am the true old Kirk,” but then the U.P. bell jangled back, “It’s me! it’s me!” As for the Episcopal body that now holds its head so high, only in the last century was it suffered to have a bell at all, long paying dear for its spells of forced supremacy.

Another group broke away a few years earlier to form the Free Presbyterian Church, their reason for being being a protest against the Declaratory Act, which allowed the Free Church Assembly to relax the requirements for subscription so that its beliefs could align more closely with the somewhat less strict views of the uniting body. So, in more than one area, instead of three, you can now find four Presbyterian places of worship: the Established Church, the United Free Church, which often effectively replaces it, the Free Presbyterian Church, and a congregation that is part of the faction of the Free Church that opposed the Union. There were violent confrontations in the Highlands, where Free Churches were fiercely defended by stubborn loyalists to an order that was half a century old, during which sarcastic humorists interpreted the bells of the Established Church as ringing out “I am the Old Kirk,” to which the Free Church replied in a deeper tone, “I am the true old Kirk,” but then the U.P. bell chimed back, “It’s me! it’s me!” As for the Episcopal Church that now holds its head high, it was only allowed to have a bell in the last century, having long paid heavily for its periods of enforced dominance.

One weaned from the Church of his forefathers, yet not from what should be the quod semper, quod ubique et quod ab omnibus of all beliefs, may venture to give his opinion, without suspicion if not without offence, that the Free Church of Chalmers and Guthrie best represented the true soul of Scottish Presbyterianism and enshrined the strongest religious life of its first generation. But in our generation this body has generated an impulse that may lead to fresh flyting between two parties now unequally yoked together. It had one divine eminently pious, eminently learned, eminently loyal to his Church, unless in coming to certain modern conclusions that are more or less freely accepted by almost every mind qualified to judge. Him the more bigoted sort picked out as quarry for one of the heresy-hunts which make a favourite sport in the north. I heard the case against him put in a nutshell by one of the old women who were too much deferred to in this matter. “It might be true,” admitted this mother in Caledonian Israel, “that Moses did not write the account of his own death; but if you began there where were you going to stop?” so she was clear for muzzling that troublesome scholar. He had been teaching his “unsound” views, without much observation, to a few students in an out-of-the-way corner. According to the milder laws of modern persecution, he was unwillingly driven into renown, into wide influence, and into the arms of an English University, that felt itself honoured in receiving such a scapegoat. All the more enlightened spirits of his own Communion are now ashamed of the silencing that sent him into famous exile. Many of them were ashamed of it at the time; and the majority against him was partly made up of men who knew that he spoke truth, but thought it not well that the truth should be freely spoken. The theologians who take this tone are no longer inspired by the virtue of the Covenanters, and have fallen away from the heritage of that great preacher that feared not the face of man, nor woman.

One who has moved away from the Church of his ancestors, but not from what should be the quod semper, quod ubique et quod ab omnibus of all beliefs, might express his opinion, without fear of being misunderstood or offending anyone, that the Free Church of Chalmers and Guthrie best represents the true essence of Scottish Presbyterianism and embodies the strongest spiritual life of its early generation. However, in our generation, this group has created a dynamic that could spark new conflicts between two parties that are currently unequally joined. It had one incredibly devout divine, highly knowledgeable, and deeply loyal to his Church—except when he reached certain modern conclusions that are more or less accepted by nearly everyone capable of judgment. The more narrow-minded individuals targeted him during one of the heresy hunts that are a popular pastime in the north. I heard the argument against him summarized by one of the older women who were overly respected in this matter. “It might be true,” acknowledged this matriarch of Caledonian Israel, “that Moses did not write the account of his own death; but if you start there, where will you stop?” So she insisted on silencing that troublesome scholar. He had been sharing his “unsound” views, with little attention, to a small group of students in a remote area. According to the more lenient rules of modern persecution, he was reluctant but eventually thrust into the spotlight, gaining widespread influence and being embraced by an English University that felt privileged to welcome such a scapegoat. Many of the more enlightened members of his own Communion now regret the silencing that led him into a notable exile. Many of them felt ashamed at the time; and the majority against him included men who recognized he was speaking the truth, but believed the truth shouldn’t be openly discussed. The theologians who hold this viewpoint are no longer inspired by the virtues of the Covenanters and have strayed from the legacy of that great preacher who feared neither the gaze of man nor woman.

Enthusiasts like Knox are out of vogue in our day;

Enthusiasts like Knox are out of style nowadays;



A CROFT NEAR LOCH ETIVE, ARGYLLSHIRE

A small farm near Loch Etive, Argyllshire

but perhaps can be seen all the more clearly what we owe to the stiffness with which they stood out, that neither King nor Pope should bind the conscience, taught by freedom to claim its rights, too, against Parliament and Presbytery. Out of the troubles of the time when Scotland was a distressful country, somewhat given to “the blind hysterics of the Celt,” came the resolute temper that has turned poverty to gain and is turning superstition to knowledge. At all events, no account of “Bonnie Scotland” is complete that does not take in the stern and wild, not to say grim and gloomy aspects often presented by the Whig country.

but perhaps it highlights even more clearly what we owe to the strength with which they stood firm, that neither King nor Pope should control the conscience, which has learned through freedom to claim its rights, even against Parliament and Presbytery. From the struggles of the time when Scotland was a troubled nation, somewhat prone to “the blind hysterics of the Celt,” came the determined spirit that has turned poverty into opportunity and is transforming superstition into knowledge. In any case, any account of “Bonnie Scotland” is incomplete if it doesn't include the stern and wild, not to mention the grim and gloomy aspects often represented by the Whig country.

CHAPTER XII

GALLOWAY

THE Whig country included Galloway, that rough south-western corner that stretches its Mull towards Ireland in what Boece calls “ane great snout of crags.” The whole promontory formed by the stewartry of Kirkcudbright and the county of Wigtown, once known as Upper and Lower Galloway, and then taking in parts of Ayr and Dumfries, seems to concentrate many of the qualities of Scotland, Land und Leute. This northern Cornwall lent itself of old as a scene for dark romance, whose combats glitter here and there through deepest mists of history. Its Attacott people, Picts or what not, mixed with Scots from Ireland and Gaels from who knows where, run to dark hair and the tallest forms of Britain, perhaps even of Europe, while their character is a blend of especially perfervid spirit. Though this corner was the first foothold of Christianity on the mainland, it long remained notable for untamed fierceness, like that of the northern mountain cats. So near England, it came to glow with a patriotism more fervent than its loyalty; and some of the doughtiest exploits of Wallace and Bruce were done upon its borders, not always indeed with the help of the Galwegians. Mr. S. R. Crockett, who in a generation too forgetful of Guy Mannering has come forward to give Galloway its fair share of fame, tells us how most of its gentry, as well as its long-limbed and hot-hearted peasants, threw themselves into the Covenant struggle, their “Praying Societies” throughout making camps of resistance and protest against the persecutors; and in quieter times the same enthusiasm has flared up into will-o’-the-wisp fanaticism bred among the moss hags. Later on, as we know from Scott, the wild coasts of Galloway reared a daring breed of smugglers to testify for what they called “fair trade” with the Isle of Man. That trans-atlanticised firebrand, Paul Jones, hailed from Galloway, to which he came back to threaten the mouth of his native Dee.

THE Whig country included Galloway, that rugged southwestern corner that stretches its land towards Ireland in what Boece calls “a great snout of crags.” The entire promontory formed by the stewartry of Kirkcudbright and the county of Wigtown, once known as Upper and Lower Galloway, later including parts of Ayr and Dumfries, seems to capture many of the qualities of Scotland, Land und Leute. This northern Cornwall has long been a setting for dark romance, with battles sparkling through the deepest mists of history. The Attacott people, Picts or something similar, mixed with Scots from Ireland and Gaels from who knows where, are characterized by dark hair and are among the tallest in Britain, perhaps even in Europe, while their spirit is an intense blend. Though this area was the first place Christianity took root on the mainland, it long remained notorious for its wild fierceness, akin to that of the northern mountain cats. So close to England, it became infused with a patriotism stronger than its loyalty; many of the bravest deeds of Wallace and Bruce occurred on its borders, not always with the help of the Galwegians. Mr. S. R. Crockett, who in a generation too forgetful of Guy Mannering has stepped forward to give Galloway its fair share of recognition, tells us how most of its gentry, along with its tall and passionate peasants, joined the Covenant struggle, their “Praying Societies” setting up camps of resistance and protest against the persecutors; and in quieter times, the same enthusiasm ignited into will-o’-the-wisp fanaticism among the moss hags. Later, as we know from Scott, the wild coasts of Galloway produced a daring group of smugglers who advocated for what they called “fair trade” with the Isle of Man. That transatlantic firebrand, Paul Jones, came from Galloway, returning to threaten the mouth of his native Dee.

Whatever this people’s hand finds to do, it has been apt to do it with might and main. What it chiefly finds to do in our day is the rearing of cattle, that seem to thrive best on the promontories of our island; then also Galloway has given its name to a hardy horseflesh, and pigs, too, are largely reared in this region. Such an authority as the author of Field and Fern judges no beef better than that which matches the brawn of Galloway men. And these tall fellows have the name of living to a good old age, as witness the Galloway story of a man of threescore and ten found “greeting” when his father had given him “his licks” for throwing stones at his grandfather.

Whatever this community sets out to do, it tends to do with all its strength. What it mainly focuses on these days is raising cattle, which seem to thrive best on the cliffs of our island; Galloway has also given its name to a sturdy breed of horse, and pigs are also commonly raised in this area. An authority like the author of Field and Fern considers no beef to be better than that which matches the strength of Galloway men. And these tall guys are known for living to a ripe old age, as evidenced by the Galloway tale of a man in his seventies found "crying" after his father gave him "a beating" for throwing stones at his grandfather.

By this time the reader must have an inkling how the names Highland and Lowland are but relative. The knobbed area of Scotland, which, as a native boasted, would be as big as England “if ye flattened it oot,” consists mainly of two uplands, that of the south smaller, greener, and less boldly mountainous, between which dips a more thickly peopled interval, at one point but forty miles broad from sea to sea, where only the rich river straths and the coast plains are right lowlands, never out of sight of sheep-dotted hills. Galloway is mainly a wild region of rocks, lochs, moors, and bogs, in the north rising to mountains almost as high as any in England. This ground seems too much neglected by tourists, who yet might find here and there smart hotels to their mind, oftener the more old-fashioned inns where they would have to do not with managers and foreign waiters, but with housewifely Meg Dods and decent servant lasses, now instructed by the spread of knowledge no longer to mistake a tooth-brush as an instrument for sharpening the appetite before dinner. We Scots have a grudge against southrons for the degree to which they have sophisticated the hotels on more frequented routes, especially in the matter of charges. The butterfly-travellers as well as the bee-travellers should have a grievance against their landlords (Limited) not so much for making hay while the holiday sun shines, as for the tyranny that tries to impose upon them boarding-house regulations at Piccadilly prices. My grudge at those exotic caravanserais is that they try to set all their guests “feeding like one,” and draw out the chief meal of the day through that sweetest hour of the northern summer—

By now, the reader probably realizes that the names Highland and Lowland are relative. The hilly area of Scotland, which, as a local boasted, would be as big as England “if you flattened it out,” consists mainly of two uplands: the southern one is smaller, greener, and less dramatically mountainous. Between them lies a more densely populated area, at one point just forty miles wide from coast to coast, where only the rich river valleys and coastal plains are true lowlands, always in view of the sheep-covered hills. Galloway is mainly a wild region of rocks, lakes, moors, and bogs, rising to mountains in the north that are almost as high as any in England. This area seems largely overlooked by tourists, who might still discover a few nice hotels, but more often than not, they’ll find older inns where they'd deal not with managers and foreign waiters, but with hospitable Meg Dods and decent serving girls, who, thanks to increasing knowledge, no longer mistake a toothbrush as a tool for stimulating the appetite before dinner. We Scots hold a grudge against those from the south for how they’ve refined the hotels on the more popular routes, especially regarding prices. Both casual travelers and more serious ones should complain about their landlords for not only taking advantage of holiday traffic but also for imposing boarding house rules at Piccadilly prices. My issue with those fancy inns is that they try to make all their guests “dine together” and stretch out the main meal of the day during that sweetest hour of the northern summer—

Between twilight and darkness,
When the cows come home.



A BIRCH-WOOD IN SPRINGTIME, BY LOCH MAREE, ROSS-SHIRE

A Birch Forest in Spring, by Loch Maree, Ross-Shire

This grumble and others one need not make in Galloway, where strangers not too pock-puddingish about being “done well,” would find a hearty welcome and openings for exploring a country sacred through memories of patriots and martyrs, dotted with ruined shrines and with strongholds of Douglases, Kennedys, Gordons, who in their lifetime loved better to hear the lark sing than the mouse squeak. From Newton-Stewart, not yet wide awake to its capabilities as a tourist centre, one has half a day’s walk northwards into the heart of the Galloway Highlands, where Merrick raises its heathery Pentedactylon above the lovely Glen and Loch of Trool, one of the fastnesses of Bruce’s Wanderjähre. Another goal in these hills is Murray’s Monument, commemorating one of Scotland’s gifted herd-loons, who with homely schooling raised himself to be Doctor of Divinity and Professor of Oriental Languages. Three heights in Galloway bear the name of Cairnsmore, the highest Cairnsmore of Carsphairn, approached from the town of New Galloway by Loch Ken, Kenmure Castle, and the beautiful Glenkens. Passing beyond Carsphairn to Dalmellington, we can strike by rail into the native country of Burns, who at the Galloway spa of Lochenbreck wrote down his “Scots wha hae,” meetly composed by him, it is said, on a wild ride through a stormy night.

This complaint and others don't need to be voiced in Galloway, where visitors who aren't overly worried about being “well treated” would find a warm welcome and plenty of opportunities to explore a region steeped in memories of patriots and martyrs, scattered with ruins of shrines and strongholds of the Douglases, Kennedys, and Gordons, who preferred to hear the lark sing rather than the mouse squeak during their lives. From Newton-Stewart, which hasn’t fully realized its potential as a tourist destination yet, you can take a half-day walk north into the heart of the Galloway Highlands, where Merrick towers with its heather-covered peak above the beautiful Glen and Loch of Trool, one of the retreats of Bruce’s Wanderjähre. Another interesting spot in these hills is Murray’s Monument, honoring one of Scotland’s talented shepherds, who, with basic schooling, became a Doctor of Divinity and Professor of Oriental Languages. Three peaks in Galloway are named Cairnsmore, with the highest being Cairnsmore of Carsphairn, accessed from the town of New Galloway by Loch Ken, Kenmure Castle, and the stunning Glenkens. Going past Carsphairn to Dalmellington, we can take the train into Burns's homeland, where he famously wrote “Scots wha hae” at the Galloway spa of Lochenbreck, supposedly drafted during a wild ride on a stormy night.

The chief town of Galloway is Stranraer, port of the shortest sea-crossing to Belfast, by Loch Ryan; but the nearest point to Ireland is Portpatrick, where that saint could step across the Channel long before so much money had been sunk on an abandoned harbour. The lion of Portpatrick is the glen and ruin of Dunskey; as that of Stranraer the grounds of Castle Kennedy, nursing exotics that attest the mildness of this western shore. The Irish express trains dash also past the beauties of Glenluce and its ruins haunted by legends of Michael Scott the Wizard, of Peden the Covenanting prophet, and of that hapless Bride of Lammermoor, whose story seems to have been distorted as well as transplanted to the other side of the country. Luce Bay separates the Mull of Galloway from a broader promontory in which the lochs of Mochrum are perhaps the finest nook. Its southern point is the green “Isle” of Whithorn, where Scottish Christianity was planted by St. Ninian; and still stand fragments of the famous monastery sought by James of the Iron Belt, and many another penitential pilgrim. On the same branch line from Newton-Stewart, Wigtown rears above its bay a monument of that shamefullest tragedy of the Covenanting persecutions, when two women martyrs were fastened to stakes to be drowned by the tide. At the mouth of the Cree is Creetown, “Portanferry” of Guy Mannering, from which can be visited caves fit to shelter Dirck Hatteraick, and the ruins of Barholm, that claims to be “Ellangowan,” and to have given concealment to John Knox. Gatehouse of Fleet is a picturesque place in the district illustrated by the Faed brothers’ pictures, and sanctified by the preaching of Samuel Rutherford. Farther east, on its inlet, is reached the county town Kirkcudbright, church of St. Cuthbert, who would hardly know his own name as now pronounced Kirkoobry. Here we have an interesting museum of Galloway antiquities; and a few miles off is Dundrennan Abbey, poor Mary’s last resting place in her troubled kingdom, whence she gave herself to the mercy of Elizabeth after her flight from Langside. The Kirkcudbright branch takes us back to the main line at Castle Douglas, near which stands the grim tower of a stronghold whose lords were once a terror to their own country, while over the Border English nurses would hush babes to rest with—

The main town of Galloway is Stranraer, the port for the quickest sea crossing to Belfast, via Loch Ryan; but the closest point to Ireland is Portpatrick, where that saint could cross the Channel long before so much money was wasted on an abandoned harbor. The highlight of Portpatrick is the glen and ruins of Dunskey; for Stranraer, it's the grounds of Castle Kennedy, home to exotic plants that show off the mildness of this western shore. The Irish express trains also speed by the beautiful Glenluce and its ruins, which are filled with legends of Michael Scott the Wizard, Peden the Covenanting prophet, and that unfortunate Bride of Lammermoor, whose tale seems to have been twisted and moved across the country. Luce Bay separates the Mull of Galloway from a wider promontory where the lochs of Mochrum might be the prettiest spot. Its southern point is the green “Isle” of Whithorn, where Scottish Christianity was established by St. Ninian; and fragments of the famous monastery sought by James of the Iron Belt, along with many other penitential pilgrims, still stand. On the same branch line from Newton-Stewart, Wigtown overlooks its bay with a monument to the shameful tragedy of the Covenanting persecutions, when two women martyrs were tied to stakes to drown in the tide. At the mouth of the Cree is Creetown, the “Portanferry” from Guy Mannering, from where you can visit caves fit to shelter Dirck Hatteraick, and the ruins of Barholm, which claims to be “Ellangowan” and to have hidden John Knox. Gatehouse of Fleet is a charming spot in the area illustrated by the Faed brothers' paintings, and blessed by the preaching of Samuel Rutherford. Further east, on its inlet, you’ll find the county town Kirkcudbright, church of St. Cuthbert, who would barely recognize his name as it's pronounced now: Kirkoobry. Here we have an intriguing museum of Galloway antiques; and a few miles away is Dundrennan Abbey, poor Mary’s last resting place in her troubled kingdom, from where she surrendered herself to the mercy of Elizabeth after fleeing from Langside. The Kirkcudbright branch line takes us back to the main line at Castle Douglas, near which stands the grim tower of a stronghold whose lords once terrified their own land, while over the Border, English nurses would lull babies to sleep with—

Shh, shh, don't worry: The Black Douglas won't get you!

Like too many other noble Scottish names, this one has sadly degenerated, its last exploit to be proud of ending in the catastrophe that cut short Lord Francis Douglas’s life on the first ascent of the Matterhorn; and his brother, the late Marquis of Queensberry, made some stir in the world, least unenviably perhaps by the Queensberry rules of boxing. Several members of the family have in modern days come to an obscurely tragic end, as if urged by the Nemesis of forgotten bloodshed. Their chief title, the Dukedom of Queensberry, had passed to the house of Buccleuch, along with the princely seat of Drumlanrig in Nithsdale.

Like many other noble Scottish names, this one has sadly declined, with its last notable achievement ending in the tragic loss of Lord Francis Douglas’s life during the first ascent of the Matterhorn. His brother, the late Marquis of Queensberry, made some waves in the world, most notably through the Queensberry rules of boxing. Several family members have met obscurely tragic ends in modern times, as if haunted by the consequences of forgotten bloodshed. Their main title, the Dukedom of Queensberry, has passed to the house of Buccleuch, along with the grand estate of Drumlanrig in Nithsdale.

The oldest bridge in Scotland leads over the Nith to the largest town of the southern counties, out of Galloway in the letter, but not in the spirit. Dumfries, originally the fastness of Frisian pirates whose stock would “go far,” is set among famous sites and relics. In the Church of its Greyfriars, Bruce stabbed the Red Comyn, a deed “made siccar” by an ancestor of the Empress of the French. Near the town are the remains of Lincluden Abbey, “ruins yet beauteous in decay.” To the south, on the Galloway side of the estuary, Criffel’s cone rises above the walls of Sweetheart Abbey, built by John Baliol’s widow as tomb in which her husband’s heart should lie upon her own. On the opposite side stands another stately ruin, Caerlaverock Castle, where in the churchyard lies “Old Mortality,” as “Jeanie Deans” rests at Irongray. To the north is Lochmaben, the castle, perhaps the birthplace, of Robert Bruce. But the name that first rises to memory in this Nithsdale countryside is Robert Burns, tenant of Ellisland under that Dalswinton laird for whom is claimed the honour of the earliest steamboat experiments. Bruce, possibly born at Turnberry Castle on the Carrick coast, may have been an Ayrshire man like Burns, who came to end his broken life at Dumfries, now counting itself honoured by the sepulchre of one who thus wrote his own epitaph—

The oldest bridge in Scotland crosses the Nith River to the largest town in the southern counties, coming out of Galloway in name, but not in spirit. Dumfries, originally a stronghold of Frisian pirates whose lineage would “go far,” is surrounded by notable landmarks and artifacts. In the Church of Greyfriars, Bruce stabbed the Red Comyn, an act “made siccar” by an ancestor of the Empress of the French. Nearby are the ruins of Lincluden Abbey, “ruins yet beautiful in decay.” To the south, on the Galloway side of the estuary, Criffel’s cone rises above the walls of Sweetheart Abbey, built by John Baliol’s widow as a tomb for her husband’s heart to rest upon her own. On the opposite side stands another impressive ruin, Caerlaverock Castle, where “Old Mortality” lies in the churchyard, as “Jeanie Deans” rests at Irongray. To the north is Lochmaben, the castle, possibly the birthplace, of Robert Bruce. But the name that first comes to mind in this Nithsdale countryside is Robert Burns, tenant of Ellisland under the Dalswinton laird, who is credited with the earliest steamboat experiments. Bruce, possibly born at Turnberry Castle on the Carrick coast, may have been an Ayrshire man like Burns, who came to end his troubled life at Dumfries, now proud to be the resting place of one who wrote his own epitaph—

The struggling resident below
Was quick to learn and smart to understand,
And deeply appreciated the warm feeling of friendship,
And gentler flame;
But careless mistakes brought him down,
And tarnished his reputation.

Scotland’s heart warms to the memory of Robbie Burns, over whose sayings and doings in lifetime big wigs about Dumfries were shaken and grave eyes upturned. As if in repentance for his hard life and troubled death, his countrymen will now hear no word against the poet, who could be severe enough on his own frailties. And if mortal ever deserved kindly judgment, it was he whose heart went out not only to his Jeans and Annies, but to his “auld mare Maggie,” to a hare wounded by

Scotland fondly remembers Robbie Burns, whose words and actions during his life made the prominent people in Dumfries take notice and look serious. Perhaps as a way to make up for his difficult life and troubled death, his fellow countrymen refuse to speak ill of the poet, even though he was hard on his own flaws. If anyone ever deserved compassion, it was he, whose heart was open not just to his Jeans and Annies, but also to his "old mare Maggie," and to a hare wounded by



ON THE RIVER AYR, AYRSHIRE

On the Ayr River, Ayrshire

“barb’rous art,” to dumb cattle left out in a storm, even to such a “poor earth-companion and fellow-mortal” as a field-mouse; he who would not willingly have crushed with his ploughshare a “wee, modest, crimson-tippit flower”; who had no hatred for the very enemy of mankind—“Wad ye take a thought and mend!” It is vain to deny or conceal that “he had twa faults, or maybe three,” but fate indeed gave him hard measure. Had his sphere been a higher one, he would not have been the man he was; yet with a little ease, with wise friends to counsel “prudent, cautious self-control,” with Pitt’s port or even Byron’s hock and soda-water instead of tippenny and usquebaugh among spell-bound tavern cronies, might he not have lived to draw as good an income from the Civil Service as Wordsworth, to become a douce elder of the Kirk, and to take a seat among the orthodox bon vivants of the Noctes? As it is, his humble birthplace draws more pilgrims than come to Stratford-on-Avon from all over the world, for—

“barbaric art,” to dumb cattle left out in a storm, even to such a “poor earth-companion and fellow-mortal” as a field mouse; he who wouldn’t willingly have crushed with his plow a “tiny, modest, crimson-tipped flower”; who had no hatred for even the greatest enemy of mankind—“Would you take a moment and fix things!” It’s pointless to deny or hide the fact that “he had two faults, or maybe three,” but fate certainly dealt him a tough hand. If his life had been in a higher position, he wouldn’t have been the person he was; yet with a little ease, with wise friends to advise him on “prudent, cautious self-control,” with Pitt’s port or even Byron’s hock and soda-water instead of cheap beer and whiskey among spellbound tavern buddies, might he not have lived to earn as much from the Civil Service as Wordsworth, to become a respectable elder of the Church, and to take a seat among the orthodox bon vivants of the Noctes? As it stands, his humble birthplace attracts more visitors than come to Stratford-on-Avon from all over the world, for—

Who has exposed his human heart Closer to nature? Who made hard work feel rewarding like him, or compensated To love a tribute more?
Through all his musical talent, how powerful The human emotion flows!
The very moonlight of his song Is warm with smiles and blushes!

This singer of the people’s joys and sorrows represents the soft side to a strong nature. From the scene of his last days it is but a step to Annandale, cradle of a neighbour genius that is Scotland’s boast rather than her darling. Thomas Carlyle, who ascended into such a clear heaven of contempt for the “mostly fools” of his “swindler century,” fell short of Burns in one highest point of wisdom. He knew himself hardly better than did his amazed contemporaries; and seems never to have guessed what short work some of his admired strong men would have made of one who preached the gospel of silence in such long-drawn screeds of rhetoric, rising often to a falsetto note. An unchristianised Calvinist and Covenanter; a poet “wanting the accomplishment of verse”; a painter in “hues of earthquake and eclipse”; a philosopher who “thought in a passion”; a Stoic who could not abide the crowing of a cock; an historian who “saw history in flashes of lightning”; a reformer “calling down fire from heaven whenever he cannot readily lay his hand on the match-box”; a painful preacher who has ministered more amusement than repentance; a prophet who could not recognise the master force of his own age; a ferocious moralist and a bitter humorist, this “great imperfect man” owes much of his renown to a gnarled eccentricity which at first scared away readers, but more to the ardour that has inspired so many minds rejecting both his premises and his conclusions. To some who receive Sartor Resartus into the canon of immortality, his idolatry of strength, so natural to the sedentary, bilious student, seems the weakness of his character, through which he was led to work up bloodshot halos for unscrupulous violence, from his fancy picture of Dr. Francia to his fond glorification of Frederick the Great, till at last he appears struggling to pervert his own moral judgment. A countryman of his who, but for another weakness, might have made himself better known, Patrick Proctor Alexander, has well exposed his obliquity of vision in a burlesque that shows as much wisdom as fooling; and to my mind the soundest judgment of Carlyle comes across the Atlantic from James Russell Lowell:—

This singer of people's joys and sorrows represents the softer side of a strong nature. From the scene of his last days, it’s just a short distance to Annandale, the birthplace of a neighboring genius that Scotland takes pride in more than she cherishes. Thomas Carlyle, who rose to such a clear disdain for the “mostly fools” of his “swindler century,” fell short of Burns in one key aspect of wisdom. He barely understood himself any better than his astonished contemporaries did and seems to have never realized how easily some of his admired strong figures would have dealt with someone preaching the gospel of silence through long-winded rhetoric, often rising to a shrill note. An unchristianized Calvinist and Covenanter; a poet “lacking the skill of verse”; a painter in “shades of earthquakes and eclipses”; a philosopher who “thought with passion”; a Stoic who couldn't stand the crowing of a cock; an historian who “saw history in flashes of lightning”; a reformer “calling down fire from heaven whenever he couldn’t easily find the matchbox”; a tedious preacher who provided more entertainment than repentance; a prophet who failed to recognize the driving force of his own time; a fierce moralist and a bitter humorist, this “great imperfect man” owes much of his fame to a quirky eccentricity that initially drove readers away, but even more to the passion that has inspired so many minds to reject both his premises and conclusions. To some who accept Sartor Resartus into the canon of immortality, his worship of strength, so typical of the sedentary, bilious student, seems to be a flaw in his character, leading him to create bloodshot halos for ruthless violence, from his imaginative portrayal of Dr. Francia to his exaggerated praise of Frederick the Great, until he seems to be trying to distort his own moral judgment. A countryman of his who, but for another weakness, might have gained more recognition, Patrick Proctor Alexander, has effectively revealed his misguided perspective in a burlesque that shows as much wisdom as humor; and to me, the most sound judgment of Carlyle comes across the Atlantic from James Russell Lowell:—

“If not a profound thinker, he had what was next best: he felt profoundly, and his cry came out of the depths. The stern Calvinism of his early training was rekindled by his imagination to the old fervour of Wishart and Brown, and became a new phenomenon as he reproduced it subtilised by German transcendentalism and German culture. Imagination, if it lays hold of a Scotsman, possesses him in the old demoniac sense of the word, and that hard logical nature, if the Hebrew fire once gets fair headway in it, burns unquenchable as an anthracite coal-mine. But to utilise these sacred heats, to employ them, as a literary man is always tempted, to keep the domestic pot a-boiling—is such a thing possible? Only too possible, we fear; and Mr. Carlyle is an example of it. If the languid public long for a sensation, the excitement of making one becomes also a necessity of the successful author, as the intellectual nerves grow duller and the old inspiration that came unbidden to the bare garret grows shyer and shyer of the comfortable parlour. As he himself said thirty years ago of Edward Irving, ‘Unconsciously, for the most part in deep unconsciousness, there was now the impossibility to live neglected—to walk on the quiet paths where alone it is well with us. Singularity must henceforth succeed singularity. O foulest Circean draught, thou poison of Popular Applause! madness is in thee and death; thy end is Bedlam and the grave.’ Mr. Carlyle won his first successes as a kind of preacher in print. His fervour, his oddity of manner, his pugnacious paradox, drew the crowd; the truth, or, at any rate, the faith that underlay them all, brought also the fitter audience, though fewer. But the curse was upon him; he must attract, he must astonish. Thenceforth he has done nothing but revamp his telling things; but the oddity has become always odder, the paradoxes more paradoxical. No very large share of truth falls to the apprehension of any one man; let him keep it sacred, and beware of repeating it till it turn to falsehood on his lips by becoming ritual.”

“If he wasn't a deep thinker, he had the next best thing: he felt deeply, and his cries came from the depths of his being. The strict Calvinism of his early upbringing was revived by his imagination into the fervor of old figures like Wishart and Brown, transforming into something new as he infused it with German transcendentalism and culture. Imagination, when it grips a Scotsman, completely takes over in the old, intense way. And that rigid logical mind, if it lets the Hebrew fire take hold, burns endlessly like a coal mine. But to harness these sacred feelings, to use them, as any writer is tempted to do, to keep the home fires burning—is that even possible? Way too possible, we fear; and Mr. Carlyle is a prime example of this. When the weary public craves excitement, creating a sensation becomes a necessity for successful authors as their intellectual spark fades and the old inspiration that once came effortlessly grows shy in the comfort of a cozy sitting room. As he noted thirty years ago about Edward Irving, ‘Unconsciously, mostly in deep unconsciousness, it had become impossible to live unnoticed—to walk the quiet paths where it's truly good for us. Uniqueness must now lead to more uniqueness. O dreadful Circean potion, you poison of Popular Praise! madness lives in you and death; your end is madness and the grave.’ Mr. Carlyle gained his first successes as a kind of preacher in print. His passion, his quirky style, his combative paradoxes attracted a crowd; the underlying truth, or at least the conviction behind it all, drew a more fitting audience, albeit a smaller one. But the curse was upon him; he had to attract and astonish. From then on, he only revamped his narratives; but the oddness grew odder, and the paradoxes became more paradoxical. No one person can grasp a truly large share of truth; he should keep it sacred and be careful not to repeat it until it turns to falsehood just by becoming a ritual.”

After all Carlyle was not wholly a typical Scotsman. His stock seems to have come from Cumberland, and his birthplace, not far from the Border, is one of Scotland’s less bonnie airts. He was very Lowlandish, indeed, in some features: in his perfervidness, in his intolerance, in the coarseness of mental grain that chuckles over abusive nicknames, and in volcanic stirrings of sympathy that enabled him to appreciate Burns. He was above all himself, Der Einzige, as he proclaimed others, a most portentous and vigorous force in literature, that has been transmuted into different modes of intellectual motion. Whatever rank this coruscating star may eventually take in the firmament of fame, its spectrum is not that of Scotland. At the best, he represents but one side of his country’s nature, as appears in his grudging and belittling view of Scott, who more fully unites the chequered elements of the national character.

After all, Carlyle wasn't exactly a typical Scotsman. His roots seem to trace back to Cumberland, and his birthplace, not far from the Border, is one of Scotland’s less attractive areas. He was very Lowlandish in some ways: in his intensity, in his intolerance, in the roughness of his mindset that laughs at rude nicknames, and in the passionate empathy that allowed him to appreciate Burns. Above all, he was himself, Der Einzige, as he referred to others, a striking and powerful force in literature that has transformed into various forms of intellectual expression. Regardless of what status this dazzling star might eventually achieve in the realm of fame, its spectrum doesn't reflect Scotland. At best, he represents just one aspect of his country’s nature, as seen in his begrudging and dismissive view of Scott, who more completely embodies the diverse elements of the national character.

In a generation much blinded by literary superstitions and idolatries, Scotsmen should faithfully testify to Scott as the truest genius of their country. With him for guide, we entered his beloved Borderland; he has seldom been far from us as we passed through its scenes and monuments, and still on the rhinns of Galloway and in the dales of Dumfries, his shade attends us; nor does it wholly vanish as we cross the Solway viaduct into “Happy England,” pronounced by a recent American writer, after his lights, “a section more beautiful perhaps to the eye,” forsooth, than Bonnie Scotland, but “certainly not one which appeals more forcibly to the imagination.” Burns did something, Carlyle almost nothing, towards fusing angry memories of the past into one national sentiment. To the spells of that Wizard of the North we chiefly owe it that now “Highland and Lowland, all our hearts are Scotch!” as a romancer of our own time exclaims, who elsewhere recalls Stewart of Garth’s story how, when a Highland regiment landed at Portpatrick after long exile, the kilted veterans flung themselves down to kiss the ground of Galloway, so far from their native heath.

In a generation largely misled by literary superstitions and idols, Scotsmen should proudly acknowledge Scott as the greatest genius of their country. With him as our guide, we explored his cherished Borderland; he has rarely been far from us as we journeyed through its landscapes and landmarks, and even on the rhinns of Galloway and in the dales of Dumfries, his spirit is with us; it doesn’t completely disappear as we cross the Solway viaduct into “Happy England,” which a recent American writer has described, in his opinion, as “a section more beautiful perhaps to the eye,” than beautiful Scotland, but “certainly not one that appeals more strongly to the imagination.” Burns contributed somewhat, and Carlyle did almost nothing, to unite the painful memories of the past into a single national sentiment. We mainly owe it to the magic of that Wizard of the North that now “Highland and Lowland, all our hearts are Scotch!” as a modern storyteller exclaims, who also remembers Stewart of Garth’s tale of how, when a Highland regiment landed at Portpatrick after a long exile, the kilted veterans dropped to kiss the ground of Galloway, so far from their homeland.

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