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THE SPY IN THE ELEVATOR

By DONALD E. WESTLAKE

By Donald E. Westlake

Illustrated by WEST

Illustrated by WEST

[Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from
Galaxy Magazine October 1961.
Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]

[Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from
Galaxy Magazine October 1961.
Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]



He was dangerously insane. He threatened
to destroy everything that was noble and
decent—including my date with my girl!

He was dangerously unhinged. He threatened
to ruin everything that was good and
respectable—including my date with my girl!


When the elevator didn't come, that just made the day perfect. A broken egg yolk, a stuck zipper, a feedback in the aircon exhaust, the window sticking at full transparency—well, I won't go through the whole sorry list. Suffice it to say that when the elevator didn't come, that put the roof on the city, as they say.

When the elevator didn’t arrive, that really topped off the day. A broken egg yolk, a stuck zipper, noise from the air conditioning, the window not opening completely—there’s no need to detail the whole miserable list. Let’s just say that when the elevator didn’t come, that just capped off the whole experience.

It was just one of those days. Everybody gets them. Days when you're lucky in you make it to nightfall with no bones broken.

It was just one of those days. Everyone has them. Days when you're lucky if you make it to nightfall with no injuries.

But of all times for it to happen! For literally months I'd been building my courage up. And finally, just today, I had made up my mind to do it—to propose to Linda. I'd called her second thing this morning—right after the egg yolk—and invited myself down to her place. "Ten o'clock," she'd said, smiling sweetly at me out of the phone. She knew why I wanted to talk to her. And when Linda said ten o'clock, she meant ten o'clock.

But of all times for this to happen! For months I had been building up my courage. And finally, just today, I had decided to do it—to propose to Linda. I called her second thing this morning—right after breakfast—and invited myself over to her place. "Ten o'clock," she said, smiling sweetly at me over the phone. She knew why I wanted to talk to her. When Linda said ten o'clock, she meant ten o'clock.

Don't get me wrong. I don't mean that Linda's a perfectionist or a harridan or anything like that. Far from it. But she does have a fixation on that one subject of punctuality. The result of her job, of course. She was an ore-sled dispatcher. Ore-sleds, being robots, were invariably punctual. If an ore-sled didn't return on time, no one waited for it. They simply knew that it had been captured by some other Project and had blown itself up.

Don't get me wrong. I don't mean that Linda's a perfectionist or a bossy person or anything like that. Far from it. But she does have an obsession with punctuality. This comes from her job, of course. She was an ore-sled dispatcher. Ore-sleds, being robots, were always on time. If an ore-sled didn't come back on time, no one waited for it. They just assumed it had been captured by some other project and had self-destructed.

Well, of course, after working as an ore-sled dispatcher for three years, Linda quite naturally was a bit obsessed. I remember one time, shortly after we'd started dating, when I arrived at her place five minutes late and found her having hysterics. She thought I'd been killed. She couldn't visualize anything less than that keeping me from arriving at the designated moment. When I told her what actually had happened—I'd broken a shoe lace—she refused to speak to me for four days.

Well, of course, after working as an ore-sled dispatcher for three years, Linda was understandably a bit obsessed. I remember one time, shortly after we started dating, when I showed up at her place five minutes late and found her in a panic. She thought I had been killed. She couldn't imagine anything less than that would keep me from arriving on time. When I told her what really happened—I'd broken a shoelace—she wouldn't talk to me for four days.

And then the elevator didn't come.

And then the elevator didn't arrive.


Until then, I'd managed somehow to keep the day's minor disasters from ruining my mood. Even while eating that horrible egg—I couldn't very well throw it away, broken yolk or no; it was my breakfast allotment and I was hungry—and while hurriedly jury-rigging drapery across that gaspingly transparent window—one hundred and fifty-three stories straight down to slag—I kept going over and over my prepared proposal speeches, trying to select the most effective one.

Until then, I had somehow managed to keep the day's little disasters from ruining my mood. Even while eating that awful egg—I couldn’t exactly throw it away, broken yolk or not; it was my breakfast portion and I was hungry—and while quickly throwing together some drapery across that glaringly transparent window—one hundred and fifty-three stories straight down to rubble—I kept going over and over my prepared proposal speeches, trying to pick the most effective one.

I had a Whimsical Approach: "Honey, I see there's a nice little Non-P apartment available up on one seventy-three." And I had a Romantic Approach: "Darling, I can't live without you at the moment. Temporarily, I'm madly in love with you. I want to share my life with you for a while. Will you be provisionally mine?" I even had a Straightforward Approach: "Linda, I'm going to be needing a wife for at least a year or two, and I can't think of anyone I would rather spend that time with than you."

I had a playful approach: "Hey, I see there's a nice little non-P apartment available on 173." And I had a romantic approach: "Babe, I can't imagine being without you right now. For the time being, I'm head over heels for you. I want to share my life with you for a while. Will you temporarily be mine?" I even had a direct approach: "Linda, I’m going to need a wife for at least a year or two, and I can't think of anyone I’d rather spend that time with than you."

Actually, though I wouldn't even have admitted this to Linda, much less to anyone else, I loved her in more than a Non-P way. But even if we both had been genetically desirable (neither of us were) I knew that Linda relished her freedom and independence too much to ever contract for any kind of marriage other than Non-P—Non-Permanent, No Progeny.

Actually, even though I wouldn’t have admitted this to Linda, let alone to anyone else, I loved her in more than just a non-relationship way. But even if we both had been attractive (neither of us was), I knew that Linda valued her freedom and independence too much to ever commit to any kind of marriage other than Non-P—Non-Permanent, No Kids.

So I rehearsed my various approaches, realizing that when the time came I would probably be so tongue-tied I'd be capable of no more than a blurted, "Will you marry me?" and I struggled with zippers and malfunctioning air-cons, and I managed somehow to leave the apartment at five minutes to ten.

So I practiced my different ways to ask, knowing that when the moment arrived, I’d likely be so nervous I could only manage a hurried, "Will you marry me?" I dealt with zippers and broken air conditioners, and somehow I left the apartment at five minutes to ten.

Linda lived down on the hundred fortieth floor, thirteen stories away. It never took more than two or three minutes to get to her place, so I was giving myself plenty of time.

Linda lived down on the 140th floor, thirteen stories up. It never took more than two or three minutes to get to her place, so I was allowing myself plenty of time.

But then the elevator didn't come.

But then the elevator didn't arrive.

I pushed the button, waited, and nothing happened. I couldn't understand it.

I pressed the button, waited, and nothing happened. I couldn’t figure it out.

The elevator had always arrived before, within thirty seconds of the button being pushed. This was a local stop, with an elevator that traveled between the hundred thirty-third floor and the hundred sixty-seventh floor, where it was possible to make connections for either the next local or for the express. So it couldn't be more than twenty stories away. And this was a non-rush hour.

The elevator had always shown up before, within thirty seconds of pressing the button. This was a local stop, with an elevator that moved between the 133rd floor and the 167th floor, where you could connect to either the next local or the express. So it couldn't be more than twenty stories away. And this was a non-rush hour.

I pushed the button again, and then I waited some more. I looked at my watch and it was three minutes to ten. Two minutes, and no elevator! If it didn't arrive this instant, this second, I would be late.

I pressed the button again and waited some more. I checked my watch and it was three minutes to ten. Two minutes, and still no elevator! If it didn't show up this instant, this second, I would be late.

It didn't arrive.

It hasn’t arrived.

I vacillated, not knowing what to do next. Stay, hoping the elevator would come after all? Or hurry back to the apartment and call Linda, to give her advance warning that I would be late?

I hesitated, unsure of what to do next. Should I stay, hoping the elevator would actually show up? Or rush back to the apartment and call Linda to let her know I’d be late?

Ten more seconds, and still no elevator. I chose the second alternative, raced back down the hall, and thumbed my way into my apartment. I dialed Linda's number, and the screen lit up with white letters on black: PRIVACY DISCONNECTION.

Ten more seconds, and still no elevator. I picked the second option, sprinted back down the hall, and unlocked my apartment. I dialed Linda's number, and the screen lit up with white letters on black: PRIVACY DISCONNECTION.

Of course! Linda expected me at any moment. And she knew what I wanted to say to her, so quite naturally she had disconnected the phone, to keep us from being interrupted.

Of course! Linda was expecting me any minute. And she knew what I wanted to tell her, so naturally, she had hung up the phone to avoid any interruptions.

Frantic, I dashed from the apartment again, back down the hall to the elevator, and leaned on that blasted button with all my weight. Even if the elevator should arrive right now, I would still be almost a minute late.

Frantic, I rushed out of the apartment again, back down the hall to the elevator, and pressed that annoying button with all my weight. Even if the elevator showed up right now, I'd still be almost a minute late.

No matter. It didn't arrive.

No problem. It didn’t arrive.

I would have been in a howling rage anyway, but this impossibility piled on top of all the other annoyances and breakdowns of the day was just too much. I went into a frenzy, and kicked the elevator door three times before I realized I was hurting myself more than I was hurting the door. I limped back to the apartment, fuming, slammed the door behind me, grabbed the phone book and looked up the number of the Transit Staff. I dialed, prepared to register a complaint so loud they'd be able to hear me in sub-basement three.

I would have been really angry anyway, but this impossible situation on top of all the other annoying things and breakdowns of the day was just too much. I went into a rage and kicked the elevator door three times before I realized I was hurting myself more than I was hurting the door. I limped back to the apartment, fuming, slammed the door behind me, grabbed the phone book, and looked up the number for the Transit Staff. I dialed, ready to make a complaint so loud they'd hear me in sub-basement three.

I got some more letters that spelled: BUSY.

I received more letters that spelled: BUSY.


It took three tries before I got through to a hurried-looking female receptionist "My name is Rice!" I bellowed. "Edmund Rice! I live on the hundred and fifty-third floor! I just rang for the elevator and——"

It took three tries before I finally got through to a rushed-looking female receptionist. "My name is Rice!" I shouted. "Edmund Rice! I live on the one hundred fifty-third floor! I just called for the elevator and——"

"The-elevator-is-disconnected." She said it very rapidly, as though she were growing very used to saying it.

"The elevator is disconnected." She said it so quickly, as if she had become very accustomed to saying it.

It only stopped me for a second. "Disconnected? What do you mean disconnected? Elevators don't get disconnected!" I told her.

It only paused me for a second. "Disconnected? What do you mean by disconnected? Elevators don't get disconnected!" I said to her.

"We-will-resume-service-as-soon-as-possible," she rattled. My bellowing was bouncing off her like radiation off the Project force-screen.

"We'll resume service as soon as possible," she said. My shouting was bouncing off her like radiation off the Project force-screen.

I changed tactics. First I inhaled, making a production out of it, giving myself a chance to calm down a bit. And then I asked, as rationally as you could please, "Would you mind terribly telling me why the elevator is disconnected?"

I switched up my approach. First, I took a deep breath, exaggerating it a bit to give myself a moment to relax. Then I asked, as calmly as possible, "Would you mind telling me why the elevator is disconnected?"

"I-am-sorry-sir-but-that——"

"I'm sorry, sir, but that——"

"Stop," I said. I said it quietly, too, but she stopped. I saw her looking at me. She hadn't done that before, she'd merely gazed blankly at her screen and parroted her responses.

"Stop," I said. I said it quietly, too, but she stopped. I saw her looking at me. She hadn't done that before; she'd just stared blankly at her screen and repeated her responses.

But now she was actually looking at me.

But now she was actually looking at me.

I took advantage of the fact. Calmly, rationally, I said to her, "I would like to tell you something, Miss. I would like to tell you just what you people have done to me by disconnecting the elevator. You have ruined my life."

I seized the opportunity. Calmly and clearly, I said to her, "I want to tell you something, Miss. I need to explain what you all have done to me by shutting down the elevator. You’ve completely messed up my life."

She blinked, open-mouthed. "Ruined your life?"

She blinked, mouth agape. "Ruined your life?"

"Precisely." I found it necessary to inhale again, even more slowly than before. "I was on my way," I explained, "to propose to a girl whom I dearly love. In every way but one, she is the perfect woman. Do you understand me?"

"Exactly." I felt the need to take another deep breath, even more slowly than the last. "I was on my way," I explained, "to propose to a girl I truly love. In every way except one, she’s the perfect woman. Do you get what I'm saying?"

She nodded, wide-eyed. I had stumbled on a romantic, though I was too preoccupied to notice it at the time.

She nodded, her eyes wide. I had come across a romantic moment, though I was too distracted to realize it at the time.

"In every way but one," I continued. "She has one small imperfection, a fixation about punctuality. And I was supposed to meet her at ten o'clock. I'm late!" I shook my fist at the screen. "Do you realize what you've done, disconnecting the elevator? Not only won't she marry me, she won't even speak to me! Not now! Not after this!"

"In every way but one," I continued. "She has one small flaw, an obsession with being on time. And I was supposed to meet her at ten o'clock. I'm late!" I shook my fist at the screen. "Do you realize what you've done, by disconnecting the elevator? Not only won't she marry me, she won't even speak to me! Not now! Not after this!"

"Sir," she said tremulously, "please don't shout."

"Sir," she said softly, "please don't yell."

"I'm not shouting!"

"I'm not yelling!"

"Sir, I'm terribly sorry. I understand your—"

"Sir, I'm really sorry. I get your—"

"You understand?" I trembled with speechless fury.

"You understand?" I shook with silent rage.

She looked all about her, and then leaned closer to the screen, revealing a cleavage that I was too distraught at the moment to pay any attention to. "We're not supposed to give this information out, sir," she said, her voice low, "but I'm going to tell you, so you'll understand why we had to do it. I think it's perfectly awful that it had to ruin things for you this way. But the fact of the matter is—" she leaned even closer to the screen—"there's a spy in the elevator."

She looked around and then leaned closer to the screen, showing a cleavage that I was too upset to notice. "We're not supposed to share this information, sir," she said quietly, "but I'm going to tell you so you'll understand why we had to do it. I think it's really terrible that it had to mess things up for you like this. But the truth is—" she leaned even closer to the screen—"there's a spy in the elevator."


II

II

It was my turn to be stunned.

It was my turn to be shocked.

I just gaped at her. "A—a what?"

I just stared at her. "A—a what?"

"A spy. He was discovered on the hundred forty-seventh floor, and managed to get into the elevator before the Army could catch him. He jammed it between floors. But the Army is doing everything it can think of to get him out."

"A spy. He was found on the one hundred forty-seventh floor and managed to get into the elevator before the Army could catch him. He got it stuck between floors. But the Army is doing everything they can think of to get him out."

"Well—but why should there be any problem about getting him out?"

"Well—but why should there be any issue with getting him out?"

"He plugged in the manual controls. We can't control the elevator from outside at all. And when anyone tries to get into the shaft, he aims the elevator at them."

"He connected the manual controls. We can't operate the elevator from outside at all. And when someone tries to get into the shaft, he directs the elevator at them."

That sounded impossible. "He aims the elevator?"

That sounded impossible. "He controls the elevator?"

"He runs it up and down the shaft," she explained, "trying to crush anybody who goes after him."

"He runs it up and down the shaft," she explained, "trying to crush anyone who comes after him."

"Oh," I said. "So it might take a while."

"Oh," I said. "So it could take some time."

She leaned so close this time that even I, distracted as I was, could hardly help but take note of her cleavage. She whispered, "They're afraid they'll have to starve him out."

She leaned in so close this time that even I, though distracted, couldn't help but notice her cleavage. She whispered, "They're afraid they'll have to starve him out."

"Oh, no!"

"Oh, no!"

She nodded solemnly. "I'm terribly sorry, sir," she said. Then she glanced to her right, suddenly straightened up again, and said, "We-will-resume-service-as-soon-as-possible." Click. Blank screen.

She nodded seriously. "I'm really sorry, sir," she said. Then she looked to her right, quickly straightened up again, and said, "We will resume service as soon as possible." Click. Blank screen.

For a minute or two, all I could do was sit and absorb what I'd been told. A spy in the elevator! A spy who had managed to work his way all the way up to the hundred forty-seventh floor before being unmasked!

For a minute or two, all I could do was sit and take in what I’d just heard. A spy in the elevator! A spy who had made it all the way up to the 147th floor before being discovered!

What in the world was the matter with the Army? If things were getting that lax, the Project was doomed, force-screen or no. Who knew how many more spies there were in the Project, still unsuspected?

What was going on with the Army? If things were this careless, the Project was doomed, force-screen or not. Who knew how many more spies were in the Project, still unnoticed?

Until that moment, the state of siege in which we all lived had had no reality for me. The Project, after all, was self-sufficient and completely enclosed. No one ever left, no one ever entered. Under our roof, we were a nation, two hundred stories high. The ever-present threat of other projects had never been more for me—or for most other people either, I suspected—than occasional ore-sleds that didn't return, occasional spies shot down as they tried to sneak into the building, occasional spies of our own leaving the Project in tiny radiation-proof cars, hoping to get safely within another project and bring back news of any immediate threats and dangers that project might be planning for us. Most spies didn't return; most ore-sleds did. And within the Project life was full, the knowledge of external dangers merely lurking at the backs of our minds. After all, those external dangers had been no more than potential for decades, since what Dr. Kilbillie called the Ungentlemanly Gentleman's War.

Until that moment, the state of siege we all lived in hadn’t felt real to me. The Project was, after all, self-sufficient and completely enclosed. No one ever left, and no one ever came in. Under our roof, we were a nation, two hundred stories tall. The constant threat of other projects had never seemed more than for me—or for most others, I suspected—than the occasional ore-sled that didn’t come back, occasional spies shot down while trying to sneak in, and our own spies leaving the Project in tiny radiation-proof cars, hoping to get safely inside another project to bring back news about any immediate threats or dangers that project might be planning against us. Most spies didn’t come back; most ore-sleds did. And within the Project, life was fulfilling, with the knowledge of outside dangers merely lurking in the back of our minds. After all, those outside dangers had been nothing more than potential for decades, since what Dr. Kilbillie called the Ungentlemanly Gentleman's War.

Dr. Kilbillie—Intermediate Project History, when I was fifteen years old—had private names for every major war of the twentieth century. There was the Ignoble Nobleman's War, the Racial Non-Racial War, and the Ungentlemanly Gentleman's War, known to the textbooks of course as World Wars One, Two, and Three.

Dr. Kilbillie—Intermediate Project History, when I was fifteen—had unique names for every major war of the twentieth century. He called them the Ignoble Nobleman's War, the Racial Non-Racial War, and the Ungentlemanly Gentleman's War, which are known in textbooks as World Wars One, Two, and Three.

The rise of the Projects, according to Dr. Kilbillie, was the result of many many factors, but two of the most important were the population explosion and the Treaty of Oslo. The population explosion, of course, meant that there was continuously more and more people but never any more space. So that housing, in the historically short time of one century, made a complete transformation from horizontal expansion to vertical. Before 1900, the vast majority of human beings lived in tiny huts of from one to five stories. By 2000, everybody lived in Projects. From the very beginning, small attempts were made to make these Projects more than dwelling places. By mid-century, Projects (also called apartments and co-ops) already included restaurants, shopping centers, baby-sitting services, dry cleaners and a host of other adjuncts. By the end of the century, the Projects were completely self-sufficient, with food grown hydroponically in the sub-basements, separate floors set aside for schools and churches and factories, robot ore-sleds capable of seeking out raw materials unavailable within the Projects themselves and so on. And all because of, among other things, the population explosion.

The rise of the Projects, according to Dr. Kilbillie, was due to many factors, but two of the most significant were the population boom and the Treaty of Oslo. The population boom meant that there were constantly more people and never any extra space. So, in just a century, housing underwent a complete shift from horizontal expansion to vertical. Before 1900, most people lived in tiny buildings ranging from one to five stories. By 2000, everyone resided in Projects. From the start, there were small efforts to make these Projects more than just places to live. By mid-century, Projects (also known as apartments and co-ops) already featured restaurants, shopping centers, babysitting services, dry cleaners, and a variety of other amenities. By the end of the century, the Projects had become fully self-sufficient, with food grown hydroponically in the sub-basements, dedicated floors for schools, churches, and factories, robot ore-sleds capable of locating raw materials not available within the Projects, and more. All of this was driven, among other factors, by the population boom.

And the Treaty of Oslo.

And the Oslo Accord.

It seems there was a power-struggle between two sets of then-existing nations (they were something like Projects, only horizontal instead of vertical) and both sets were equipped with atomic weapons. The Treaty of Oslo began by stating that atomic war was unthinkable, and added that just in case anyone happened to think of it only tactical atomic weapons could be used. No strategic atomic weapons. (A tactical weapon is something you use on the soldiers, and a strategic weapons is something you use on the folks at home.) Oddly enough, when somebody did think of the war, both sides adhered to the Treaty of Oslo, which meant that no Projects were bombed.

It seems there was a power struggle between two groups of nations at the time (they were similar to Projects, but horizontal instead of vertical) and both groups had atomic weapons. The Treaty of Oslo started by stating that atomic war was unthinkable, and it also added that just in case anyone considered it, only tactical atomic weapons could be used. No strategic atomic weapons. (A tactical weapon is something you use on soldiers, while a strategic weapon is something you use on the people back home.) Strangely enough, when someone did think of starting the war, both sides stuck to the Treaty of Oslo, which meant that no Projects were bombed.

Of course, they made up for this as best they could by using tactical atomic weapons all over the place. After the war almost the whole world was quite dangerously radioactive. Except for the Projects. Or at least those of them which had in time installed the force screens which had been invented on the very eve of battle, and which deflected radioactive particles.

Of course, they compensated for this as best as they could by deploying tactical atomic weapons everywhere. After the war, nearly the entire world was dangerously radioactive. Except for the Projects. Or at least those that had installed the force screens in time, which had been invented just before the fighting started and that deflected radioactive particles.

However, what with all of the other treaties which were broken during the Ungentlemanly Gentleman's War, by the time it was finished nobody was quite sure any more who was on whose side. That project over there on the horizon might be an ally. And then again it might not. Since they weren't sure either, it was risky to expose yourself in order to ask.

However, with all the other treaties that were broken during the Ungentlemanly Gentleman's War, by the time it was over, nobody was really sure who was on whose side anymore. That project over there on the horizon could be an ally. Then again, it might not be. Since they weren't sure either, it was risky to put yourself out there just to ask.

And so life went on, with little to remind us of the dangers lurking Outside. The basic policy of Eternal Vigilance and Instant Preparedness was left to the Army. The rest of us simply lived our lives and let it go at that.

And so life continued, with few reminders of the dangers hiding outside. The main approach of Always Being Aware and Being Ready at a Moment's Notice was handled by the Army. The rest of us just went about our lives and left it at that.


But now there was a spy in the elevator.

But now there was a spy in the elevator.

When I thought of how deeply he had penetrated our defenses, and of how many others there might be, still penetrating, I shuddered. The walls were our safeguards only so long as all potential enemies were on the other side of them.

When I considered how deeply he had breached our defenses, and how many others might still be getting through, I shuddered. The walls were our protection only as long as all potential enemies were on the other side.

I sat shaken, digesting this news, until suddenly I remembered Linda.

I sat there, shaken, absorbing this news, until suddenly I remembered Linda.

I leaped to my feet, reading from my watch that it was now ten-fifteen. I dashed once more from the apartment and down the hall to the elevator, praying that the spy had been captured by now and that Linda would agree with me that a spy in the elevator was good and sufficient reason for me to be late.

I jumped up, looking at my watch to see that it was now 10:15. I hurried out of the apartment and down the hall to the elevator, hoping that the spy had been caught by now and that Linda would understand that a spy in the elevator was a good enough reason for me to be late.

He was still there. At least, the elevator was still out.

He was still there. At least, the elevator was still broken.

I sagged against the wall, thinking dismal thoughts. Then I noticed the door to the right of the elevator. Through that door was the stairway.

I slumped against the wall, feeling pretty down. Then I saw the door to the right of the elevator. Beyond that door was the stairway.

I hadn't paid any attention to it before. No one ever uses the stairs except adventurous young boys playing cops and robbers, running up and down from landing to landing. I myself hadn't set foot on a flight of stairs since I was twelve years old.

I hadn't noticed it before. No one ever uses the stairs except for adventurous young boys playing cops and robbers, running up and down from landing to landing. I personally hadn't stepped on a flight of stairs since I was twelve years old.

Actually, the whole idea of stairs was ridiculous. We had elevators, didn't we? Usually, I mean, when they didn't contain spies. So what was the use of stairs?

Actually, the whole idea of stairs was ridiculous. We had elevators, didn't we? Usually, I mean, when they didn't have spies in them. So what was the point of stairs?

Well, according to Dr. Kilbillie (a walking library of unnecessary information), the Project had been built when there still had been such things as municipal governments (something to do with cities, which were more or less grouped Projects), and the local municipal government had had on its books a fire ordinance, anachronistic even then, which required a complete set of stairs in every building constructed in the city. Ergo, the Project had stairs, thirty-two hundred of them.

Well, according to Dr. Kilbillie (a walking library of useless information), the Project was built back when municipal governments still existed (which had to do with cities, more or less grouped Projects), and the local municipal government had a fire ordinance on the books, outdated even back then, that required a complete set of stairs in every building built in the city. So, the Project had stairs, thirty-two hundred of them.

And now, after all these years, the stairs might prove useful after all. It was only thirteen flights to Linda's floor. At sixteen steps a flight, that meant two hundred and eight steps.

And now, after all these years, the stairs might actually come in handy. It was only thirteen flights to Linda's floor. At sixteen steps per flight, that made two hundred and eight steps.

Could I descend two hundred and eight steps for my true love? I could. If the door would open.

Could I go down two hundred and eight steps for my true love? I could. If the door would just open.

It would, though reluctantly. Who knew how many years it had been since last this door had been opened? It squeaked and wailed and groaned and finally opened half way. I stepped through to the musty, dusty landing, took a deep breath, and started down. Eight steps and a landing, eight steps and a floor. Eight steps and a landing, eight steps and a floor.

It would, although reluctantly. Who knew how many years had passed since this door was last opened? It squeaked and wailed and groaned, and finally opened halfway. I stepped through to the musty, dusty landing, took a deep breath, and started down. Eight steps and a landing, eight steps and a floor. Eight steps and a landing, eight steps and a floor.

On the landing between one fifty and one forty-nine, there was a smallish door. I paused, looking curiously at it, and saw that at one time letters had been painted on it. The letters had long since flaked away, but they left a lighter residue of dust than that which covered the rest of the door. And so the words could still be read, if with difficulty.

On the landing between one fifty and one forty-nine, there was a small door. I paused, looking at it curiously, and noticed that letters had once been painted on it. The letters had mostly chipped away, but they left a lighter layer of dust than the rest of the door. So the words could still be read, though with some effort.

I read them. They said:

I read them. They said:

EMERGENCY ENTRANCE
ELEVATOR SHAFT
AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL
ONLY
KEEP LOCKED

EMERGENCY ENTRANCE
ELEVATOR SHAFT
AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL
ONLY
KEEP LOCKED

I frowned, wondering immediately why this door wasn't being firmly guarded by at least a platoon of Army men. Half a dozen possible answers flashed through my mind. The more recent maps might simply have omitted this discarded and unnecessary door. It might be sealed shut on the other side. The Army might have caught the spy already. Somebody in authority might simply have goofed.

I frowned, immediately wondering why this door wasn't being closely guarded by at least a team of soldiers. A few possible explanations crossed my mind. The latest maps might have just left out this unused and unnecessary door. It could be locked tight on the other side. The Army might have already captured the spy. Someone in charge could have just made a mistake.

As I stood there, pondering these possibilities, the door opened and the spy came out, waving a gun.

As I stood there, thinking about these options, the door opened and the spy came out, waving a gun.


III

III

He couldn't have been anyone else but the spy. The gun, in the first place. The fact that he looked harried and upset and terribly nervous, in the second place. And, of course, the fact that he came from the elevator shaft.

He couldn't have been anyone else but the spy. First of all, the gun. Secondly, he looked stressed, upset, and really nervous. And, of course, he came from the elevator shaft.

Looking back, I think he must have been just as startled as I when we came face to face like that. We formed a brief tableau, both of us open-mouthed and wide-eyed.

Looking back, I think he must have been just as shocked as I was when we came face to face like that. We created a brief scene, both of us with our mouths open and eyes wide.

Unfortunately, he recovered first.

Unfortunately, he healed first.

He closed the emergency door behind him, quickly but quietly. His gun stopped waving around and instead pointed directly at my middle. "Don't move!" he whispered harshly. "Don't make a sound!"

He closed the emergency door behind him, quickly but quietly. His gun stopped waving around and now pointed straight at my stomach. "Don't move!" he whispered harshly. "Don't make a sound!"

I did exactly as I was told. I didn't move and I didn't make a sound. Which left me quite free to study him.

I did exactly what I was told. I stayed still and kept quiet. That left me completely free to observe him.

He was rather short, perhaps three inches shorter than me, with a bony high-cheekboned face featuring deepset eyes and a thin-lipped mouth. He wore gray slacks and shirt, with brown slippers on his feet. He looked exactly like a spy ... which is to say that he didn't look like a spy, he looked overpoweringly ordinary. More than anything else, he reminded me of a rather taciturn milkman who used to make deliveries to my parents' apartment.

He was quite short, maybe three inches shorter than me, with a bony face and high cheekbones, deep-set eyes, and thin lips. He wore gray pants and a shirt, paired with brown slippers. He looked exactly like a spy... which means he didn't look like a spy; he looked strikingly ordinary. More than anything, he reminded me of a rather quiet milkman who used to make deliveries to my parents' apartment.

His gaze darted this way and that. Then he motioned with his free hand at the descending stairs and whispered, "Where do they go?"

His eyes glanced around rapidly. Then he gestured with his free hand at the stairs going down and whispered, "Where do they lead?"

I had to clear my throat before I could speak. "All the way down," I said.

I had to clear my throat before I could talk. "All the way down," I said.

"Good," he said—just as we both heard a sudden raucous squealing from perhaps four flights down, a squealing which could be nothing but the opening of a hall door. It was followed by the heavy thud of ascending boots. The Army!

"Good," he said—just as we both heard a loud, unpleasant squeal from maybe four floors down, a sound that could only mean a hall door was opening. It was followed by the heavy thud of boots coming up. The Army!

But if I had any visions of imminent rescue, the spy dashed them. He said, "Where do you live?"

But if I had any hopes of being rescued soon, the spy shattered them. He asked, "Where do you live?"

"One fifty-three," I said. This was a desperate and dangerous man. I knew my only slim chance of safety lay in answering his questions promptly, cooperating with him until and unless I saw a chance to either escape or capture him.

"One fifty-three," I said. This was a desperate and dangerous man. I knew my only slim chance of safety lay in answering his questions quickly, cooperating with him until I spotted a chance to either escape or overpower him.

"All right," he whispered. "Go on." He prodded me with the gun.

"Okay," he whispered. "Keep going." He nudged me with the gun.

And so we went back up the stairs to one fifty-three, and stopped at the door. He stood close behind me, the gun pressed against my back, and grated in my ear, "I'll have this gun in my pocket. If you make one false move I'll kill you. Now, we're going to your apartment. We're friends, just strolling along together. You got that?"

And so we headed back up the stairs to one fifty-three and paused at the door. He stood right behind me, the gun pressed against my back, and gritted in my ear, "I’ll keep this gun in my pocket. If you make one wrong move, I’ll kill you. Now, we’re going to your apartment. We’re friends, just walking together. You got that?"

I nodded.

I agreed.

"All right. Let's go."

"Alright. Let's go."

We went. I have never in my life seen that long hall quite so empty as it was right then. No one came out of any of the apartments, no one emerged from any of the branch halls. We walked to my apartment. I thumbed the door open and we went inside.

We went. I've never seen that long hallway so empty before. No one came out of any of the apartments, and no one came out from any of the side halls. We walked to my apartment. I pushed the door open, and we went inside.

Once the door was closed behind us, he visibly relaxed, sagging against the door, his gun hand hanging limp at his side, a nervous smile playing across his lips.

Once the door closed behind us, he visibly relaxed, leaning against the door, his gun hand hanging loosely at his side, a nervous smile flickering on his lips.

I looked at him, judging the distance between us, wondering if I could leap at him before he could bring the gun up again. But he must have read my intentions on my face. He straightened, shaking his head. He said, "Don't try it. I don't want to kill you. I don't want to kill anybody, but I will if I have to. We'll just wait here together until the hue and cry passes us. Then I'll tie you up, so you won't be able to sic your Army on me too soon, and I'll leave. If you don't try any silly heroics, nothing will happen to you."

I looked at him, gauging the distance between us, wondering if I could jump at him before he could aim the gun again. But he must have seen my intentions on my face. He straightened up, shaking his head. He said, "Don’t try it. I don’t want to kill you. I don’t want to hurt anyone, but I will if I have to. We'll just wait here together until the chaos dies down. Then I’ll tie you up so you can’t send your Army after me too soon, and I’ll leave. If you don’t pull any stupid heroics, nothing will happen to you."

"You'll never get away," I told him. "The whole Project is alerted."

"You won't escape," I told him. "The whole Project is on alert."

"You let me worry about that," he said. He licked his lips. "You got any chico coffee?"

"You can leave that to me," he said. He licked his lips. "Do you have any chico coffee?"

"Yes."

"Yes."

"Make me a cup. And don't get any bright ideas about dousing me with boiling water."

"Make me a cup. And don't even think about splashing me with boiling water."

"I only have my day's allotment," I protested. "Just enough for two cups, lunch and dinner."

"I only have what I've set aside for today," I protested. "Just enough for two cups, lunch, and dinner."

"Two cups is fine," he said. "One for each of us."

"Two cups are good," he said. "One for each of us."


And now I had yet another grudge against this blasted spy. Which reminded me again of Linda. From the looks of things, I wasn't ever going to get to her place. By now she was probably in mourning for me and might even have the Sanitation Staff searching for my remains.

And now I had another issue with this annoying spy. It made me think of Linda again. At this rate, I wasn't ever going to make it to her place. By now, she was probably mourning me and might even have the Sanitation Staff looking for my remains.

As I made the chico, he asked me questions. My name first, and then, "What do you do for a living?"

As I was making the chico, he asked me questions. First my name, and then, "What do you do for a living?"

I thought fast. "I'm an ore-sled dispatcher," I said. That was a lie, of course, but I'd heard enough about ore-sled dispatching from Linda to be able to maintain the fiction should he question me further about it.

I thought quickly. "I'm an ore-sled dispatcher," I said. That was a lie, of course, but I'd heard enough about ore-sled dispatching from Linda to keep up the act if he asked me more about it.

Actually, I was a gymnast instructor. The subjects I taught included wrestling, judo and karati—talents I would prefer to disclose to him in my own fashion, when the time came.

Actually, I was a gymnastics instructor. The subjects I taught included wrestling, judo, and karate—skills I would rather share with him in my own way when the time was right.

He was quiet for a moment. "What about radiation level on the ore-sleds?"

He was silent for a moment. "What’s the radiation level on the ore sleds?"

I had no idea what he was talking about, and admitted as much.

I had no clue what he was talking about, and I said so.

"When they come back," he said. "How much radiation do they pick up? Don't you people ever test them?"

"When they come back," he said. "How much radiation do they pick up? Don’t you guys ever test them?"

"Of course not," I told him. I was on secure ground now, with Linda's information to guide me. "All radiation is cleared from the sleds and their cargo before they're brought into the building."

"Of course not," I said to him. I felt confident now, armed with Linda's information. "All radiation is removed from the sleds and their cargo before they're brought inside the building."

"I know that," he said impatiently. "But don't you ever check them before de-radiating them?"

"I know that," he said, sounding frustrated. "But don’t you ever check them before de-radiating them?"



"No. Why should we?"

"No. Why should we do that?"

"To find out how far the radiation level outside has dropped."

"To check how much the radiation level outside has decreased."

"For what? Who cares about that?"

"For what? Who cares about that?"

He frowned bitterly. "The same answer," he muttered, more to himself than to me. "The same answer every time. You people have crawled into your caves and you're ready to stay in them forever."

He frowned deeply. "The same answer," he muttered, more to himself than to me. "The same answer every time. You guys have crawled into your caves and you're ready to stay there forever."

I looked around at my apartment. "Rather a well-appointed cave," I told him.

I looked around my apartment. "It's quite a nice place," I said to him.

"But a cave nevertheless." He leaned toward me, his eyes gleaming with a fanatical flame. "Don't you ever wish to get Outside?"

"But it's still a cave." He leaned closer to me, his eyes shining with an intense passion. "Don't you ever want to go Outside?"

Incredible! I nearly poured boiling water all over myself. "Outside? Of course not!"

Incredible! I almost spilled boiling water all over myself. "Outside? Definitely not!"

"The same thing," he grumbled, "over and over again. Always the same stupidity. Listen, you! Do you realize how long it took man to get out of the caves? The long slow painful creep of progress, for millennia, before he ever made that first step from the cave?"

"The same thing," he complained, "over and over again. Always the same absurdity. Listen up! Do you have any idea how long it took humanity to leave the caves? The long, slow, painful journey of progress, spanning thousands of years, before we ever took that first step out of the cave?"

"I have no idea," I told him.

"I have no idea," I told him.

"I'll tell you this," he said belligerently. "A lot longer than it took for him to turn around and go right back into the cave again." He started pacing the floor, waving the gun around in an agitated fashion as he talked. "Is this the natural life of man? It is not. Is this even a desirable life for man? It is definitely not." He spun back to face me, pointing the gun at me again, but this time he pointed it as though it were a finger, not a gun. "Listen, you," he snapped. "Man was progressing. For all his stupidities and excesses, he was growing up. His dreams were getting bigger and grander and better all the time. He was planning to tackle space! The moon first, and then the planets, and finally the stars. The whole universe was out there, waiting to be plucked like an apple from a tank. And Man was reaching out for it." He glared as though daring me to doubt it.

"I'll say this," he said aggressively. "It took a lot longer for him to turn around and go right back into the cave." He started pacing the floor, waving the gun around nervously as he spoke. "Is this the natural life for humans? It is not. Is this even a desirable life for humans? It is definitely not." He spun back to face me, pointing the gun at me again, but this time he held it like a finger, not a gun. "Listen, you," he snapped. "Humans were making progress. Despite all their foolishness and excesses, they were growing up. Their dreams were getting bigger and better all the time. They were planning to explore space! First the moon, then the planets, and eventually the stars. The whole universe was out there, ready to be grabbed like an apple from a tree. And humanity was reaching for it." He glared at me as if daring me to doubt it.


I decided that this man was doubly dangerous. Not only was he a spy, he was also a lunatic. So I had two reasons for humoring him. I nodded politely.

I figured this guy was twice as dangerous. Not only was he a spy, but he was also a nutcase. So I had two reasons to go along with him. I nodded politely.

"So what happened?" he demanded, and immediately answered himself. "I'll tell you what happened! Just as he was about to make that first giant step, Man got a hotfoot. That's all it was, just a little hotfoot. So what did Man do? I'll tell you what he did. He turned around and he ran all the way back to the cave he started from, his tail between his legs. That's what he did!"

"So what happened?" he demanded, then immediately answered himself. "I'll tell you what happened! Just as he was about to take that first big step, Man got a hotfoot. That’s all it was, just a little hotfoot. So what did Man do? I'll tell you what he did. He turned around and ran all the way back to the cave he started from, his tail between his legs. That's what he did!"

To say that all of this was incomprehensible would be an extreme understatement. I fulfilled my obligation to this insane dialogue by saying, "Here's your coffee."

To say that all of this was confusing would be an extreme understatement. I met my obligation to this crazy conversation by saying, "Here's your coffee."

"Put it on the table," he said, switching instantly from raving maniac to watchful spy.

"Put it on the table," he said, instantly shifting from a raving maniac to a watchful spy.

I put it on the table. He drank deep, then carried the cup across the room and sat down in my favorite chair. He studied me narrowly, and suddenly said, "What did they tell you I was? A spy?"

I set it on the table. He took a deep drink, then carried the cup across the room and sat in my favorite chair. He looked at me closely and suddenly asked, "What did they tell you I was? A spy?"

"Of course," I said.

"Sure," I said.

He grinned bitterly, with one side of his mouth. "Of course. The damn fools! Spy! What do you suppose I'm going to spy on?"

He smirked sarcastically, lifting one side of his mouth. "Of course. Those idiots! Spy! What do you think I’m going to spy on?"

He asked the question so violently and urgently that I knew I had to answer quickly and well, or the maniac would return. "I—I wouldn't know, exactly," I stammered. "Military equipment, I suppose."

He asked the question so fiercely and urgently that I knew I had to respond quickly and accurately, or the maniac would come back. "I—I wouldn't know, exactly," I stammered. "Military gear, I guess."

"Military equipment? What military equipment? Your Army is supplied with uniforms, whistles and hand guns, and that's about it."

"Military equipment? What military equipment? Your Army is equipped with uniforms, whistles, and handguns, and that's pretty much it."

"The defenses—" I started.

"The defenses—" I began.

"The defenses," he interrupted me, "are non-existent. If you mean the rocket launchers on the roof, they're rusted through with age. And what other defenses are there? None."

"The defenses," he cut me off, "don't exist. If you're talking about the rocket launchers on the roof, they're rusted out from age. And what other defenses are there? Nothing."

"If you say so," I replied stiffly. The Army claimed that we had adequate defense equipment. I chose to believe the Army over an enemy spy.

"If you say so," I replied rigidly. The Army insisted that we had enough defense equipment. I decided to trust the Army instead of a spy from the enemy.

"Your people send out spies, too, don't they?" he demanded.

"Your people send out spies, too, right?" he asked.

"Well, of course."

"Of course."

"And what are they supposed to spy on?"

"And what are they supposed to watch for?"

"Well—" It was such a pointless question, it seemed silly to even answer it. "They're supposed to look for indications of an attack by one of the other projects."

"Well—" It was such a pointless question that it felt ridiculous to even answer it. "They're supposed to look for signs of an attack from one of the other projects."

"And do they find any indications, ever?"

"And do they ever find any signs?"

"I'm sure I don't know," I told him frostily. "That would be classified information."

"I'm not sure," I told him coldly. "That's classified information."

"You bet it would," he said, with malicious glee. "All right, if that's what your spies are doing, and if I'm a spy, then it follows that I'm doing the same thing, right?"

"You bet it would," he said with a wicked grin. "Okay, if that's what your spies are up to, and if I'm a spy, then it makes sense that I'm doing the same thing, right?"

"I don't follow you," I admitted.

"I don't get what you're saying," I admitted.

"If I'm a spy," he said impatiently, "then I'm supposed to look for indications of an attack by you people on my Project."

"If I'm a spy," he said impatiently, "then I should be watching for signs of an attack from you guys on my Project."

I shrugged. "If that's your job," I said, "then that's your job."

I shrugged. "If that's your job," I said, "then that's what you have to do."

He got suddenly red-faced, and jumped to his feet. "That's not my job, you blatant idiot!" he shouted. "I'm not a spy! If I were a spy, then that would be my job!"

He suddenly turned red and jumped up. "That's not my job, you obvious idiot!" he yelled. "I'm not a spy! If I were a spy, then that would be my job!"


The maniac had returned, in full force. "All right," I said hastily. "All right, whatever you say."

The maniac was back, stronger than ever. "Okay," I replied quickly. "Okay, whatever you say."

He glowered at me a moment longer, then shouted, "Bah!" and dropped back into the chair.

He gave me a hard glare for a moment longer, then yelled, "Bah!" and slumped back into the chair.

He breathed rather heavily for a while, glaring at the floor, then looked at me again. "All right, listen. What if I were to tell you that I had found indications that you people were planning to attack my Project?"

He breathed heavily for a moment, staring at the floor, then looked at me again. "Okay, listen up. What if I told you that I had found signs that you guys were planning to go after my Project?"

I stared at him. "That's impossible!" I cried. "We aren't planning to attack anybody! We just want to be left in peace!"

I stared at him. "That's impossible!" I exclaimed. "We're not planning to attack anyone! We just want to be left alone in peace!"

"How do I know that?" he demanded.

"How would I know that?" he asked.

"It's the truth! What would we want to attack anybody for?"

"It's the truth! Why would we want to attack anyone?"

"Ah hah!" He sat forward, tensed, pointing the gun at me like a finger again. "Now, then," he said. "If you know it doesn't make any sense for this Project to attack any other project, then why in the world should you think they might see some advantage in attacking you?"

"Ah hah!" He leaned forward, tense, pointing the gun at me like it was a finger again. "So, if you realize it doesn't make any sense for this Project to go after any other project, then why on earth do you think they might see some benefit in attacking you?"

I shook my head, dumbfounded. "I can't answer a question like that," I said. "How do I know what they're thinking?"

I shook my head, completely baffled. "I can't answer a question like that," I said. "How am I supposed to know what they're thinking?"

"They're human beings, aren't they?" he cried. "Like you? Like me? Like all the other people in this mausoleum?"

"They're people, aren't they?" he shouted. "Just like you? Just like me? Just like everyone else in this mausoleum?"

"Now, wait a minute—"

"Hold on a second—"

"No!" he shouted. "You wait a minute! I want to tell you something. You think I'm a spy. That blundering Army of yours thinks I'm a spy. That fathead who turned me in thinks I'm a spy. But I'm not a spy, and I'm going to tell you what I am."

"No!" he shouted. "Hold on a second! I need to tell you something. You think I'm a spy. That clueless Army of yours thinks I'm a spy. That idiot who reported me thinks I'm a spy. But I'm not a spy, and I'm going to explain what I really am."

I waited, looking as attentive as possible.

I waited, trying to look as attentive as I could.

"I come," he said, "from a Project about eighty miles north of here. I came here by foot, without any sort of radiation shield at all to protect me."

"I come," he said, "from a project about eighty miles north of here. I walked all the way without any kind of radiation shield to protect me."

The maniac was back. I didn't say a word. I didn't want to set off the violence that was so obviously in this lunatic.

The maniac was back. I didn't say anything. I didn't want to trigger the violence that was clearly in this crazy person.

"The radiation level," he went on, "is way down. It's practically as low as it was before the Atom War. I don't know how long it's been that low, but I would guess about ten years, at the very least." He leaned forward again, urgent and serious. "The world is safe out there now. Man can come back out of the cave again. He can start building the dreams again. And this time he can build better, because he has the horrible example of the recent past to guide him away from the pitfalls. There's no need any longer for the Projects."

"The radiation level," he continued, "is way down. It's almost as low as it was before the Atom War. I’m not sure how long it’s been that low, but I’d guess at least ten years." He leaned forward again, urgent and serious. "The world is safe out there now. People can come out of the cave again. They can start pursuing their dreams again. And this time they can build better, because they have the terrible example of the recent past to steer them away from the pitfalls. There's no longer a need for the Projects."

And that was like saying there's no need any longer for stomachs, but I didn't say so. I didn't say anything at all.

And that was like saying we no longer need stomachs, but I didn't say that. I didn't say anything at all.

"I'm a trained atomic engineer," he went on. "In my project, I worked on the reactor. Theoretically, I believed that there was a chance the radiation Outside was lessening by now, though we had no idea exactly how much radiation had been released by the Atom War. But I wanted to test the theory, and the Commission wouldn't let me. They claimed public safety, but I knew better. If the Outside were safe and the Projects were no longer needed, then the Commission was out of a job, and they knew it.

"I'm a trained atomic engineer," he continued. "In my project, I worked on the reactor. Theoretically, I believed there was a chance that the radiation outside was decreasing by now, although we had no idea how much radiation had actually been released during the Atom War. But I wanted to test that theory, and the Commission wouldn't allow it. They said it was about public safety, but I knew better. If the outside were safe and the Projects were no longer necessary, then the Commission would be out of a job, and they knew it."


"Well, I went ahead with the test anyway, and I was caught at it. For my punishment, I was banned from the Project. They kicked me out, telling me if I thought it was safe Outside I could live Outside. And if it really was safe, I could come back and tell them. Except that they also made it clear that I would be shot if I tried to get back in, because I would be carrying deadly radiation."

"Well, I went through with the test anyway, and I got caught. As punishment, I was banned from the Project. They kicked me out, saying if I thought it was safe Outside, I could live there. And if it really was safe, I could come back and let them know. But they also made it clear that I would be shot if I tried to get back in, because I would be bringing in deadly radiation."

He smiled bitterly. "They had it all their own way," he said. "But it is safe out there, I'm living proof of it. I lived Outside for five months. And gradually I realized I had to tell others. I had to spread the word that Man could have his world back. I didn't dare try to get back into my own Project; I would have been recognized and shot before I could say a word. So I came here."

He smiled sadly. "They got everything they wanted," he said. "But it is safe out there, and I'm living proof of it. I lived Outside for five months. And slowly I realized I needed to tell others. I had to spread the word that humanity could reclaim its world. I didn't dare try to go back to my own Project; they would have recognized me and shot me before I could say anything. So I came here."

He paused to finish the cup of chico that I should have had with lunch. "I knew better," he continued, "than to simply walk into the building and announce that I came from Outside. Man has an instinctive distrust for strangers anyway; the Projects only intensify it. Once again, I would have been shot. So I've been working in a more devious way. I snuck into the Project—not a difficult thing for a man with no metal on his person, no radiation shield cocooning him—and for the last two months I've been wandering around the building talking with people. I strike up a conversation. I try to plant a few seeds of doubt about the deadliness of Outside, and I hope that at least a few of the people I talk to will begin to wonder, as I once did."

He stopped to finish the cup of chico that I should have had with lunch. "I knew better," he went on, "than to just walk into the building and announce that I came from Outside. People naturally distrust strangers anyway; the Projects only make it worse. Once again, I would have been shot. So I've been going about it more sneakily. I slipped into the Project—not too hard for someone without any metal on him, no radiation shield wrapping him up—and for the past two months, I've been wandering around the building chatting with people. I start conversations. I try to plant a few seeds of doubt about how dangerous it is Outside, and I hope that at least a few of the people I talk to will start to wonder, like I once did."

Two months! This spy, by his own admission, had been in the Project two months before being detected. I'd never heard of such a thing, and I hoped I'd never hear of such a thing again.

Two months! This spy, by his own account, had been part of the Project for two months before he was caught. I'd never heard of anything like that, and I hoped I’d never hear about anything like that again.

"Things worked out pretty well," he said, "until today. I said something wrong—I'm still not sure what—and the man I was talking to hollered for Army, shouted I was a spy." He pounded the chair arm. "But I'm not a spy! And it's the truth, Outside is safe!" He glared suddenly at the window. "Why've you got that drape up there?"

"Things were going great," he said, "until today. I said something wrong—I still don't know what—and the guy I was talking to yelled for the Army, screamed that I was a spy." He slammed his fist on the chair arm. "But I'm not a spy! And it's true, Outside is safe!" He suddenly glared at the window. "Why do you have that curtain up there?"

"The window broke down," I explained. "It's stuck at transparent."

"The window broke," I explained. "It's stuck on transparent."

"Transparent? Fine!" He got up from the chair, strode across the room, and ripped the drape down from the window.

"Transparent? Fine!" He stood up from the chair, walked briskly across the room, and ripped the curtain down from the window.

I cowered away from the sun-glare, turning my back to the window.

I shrank away from the sunlight, turning my back to the window.

"Come over here!" he shouted. When I didn't move, he snarled, "Get up and come over here, or I swear I'll shoot!"

"Come over here!" he yelled. When I didn't budge, he growled, "Get up and come over here, or I swear I'll shoot!"

And he would have, it was plain in his voice. I got to my feet, hesitant, and walked trembling to the window, squinting against the glare.

And he definitely would have, it was clear in his voice. I stood up, feeling unsure, and walked nervously to the window, squinting against the brightness.

"Look out there," he ordered. "Look!"

"Check it out over there," he commanded. "Look!"

I looked.

I checked it out.


IV

IV

Terror. Horror. Dizziness and nausea.

Terror. Horror. Dizziness and nausea.

Far and away and far, nothing and nothing. Only the glare, and the high blue, and the far far horizon, and the broken gray slag stretching out, way down below.

Far and wide, nothing and nothing. Just the bright light, and the deep blue sky, and the distant horizon, and the broken gray debris stretching out below.

"Do you see?" he demanded. "Look down there! We're so high up, it's hard to see, but look for it. Do you see it? Do you see the green? Do you know what that means? There are green things growing again Outside! Not much yet. It's only just started back, but it's begun. The radiation is down. Plants are growing again."

"Do you see?" he asked. "Look down there! We're so high up, it’s hard to see, but look for it. Do you see it? Do you see the green? Do you know what that means? There are green things growing again Outside! Not much yet. It’s only just started back, but it’s begun. The radiation is down. Plants are growing again."

The power of suggestion. And, of course, the heightened sensitivity caused by the double threat of a man beside me carrying a gun that yawning aching expanse of nothing beyond the window. I nearly fancied that I did see faint specks of green.

The power of suggestion. And, of course, the increased sensitivity caused by the double threat of a man next to me with a gun and the vast emptiness beyond the window. I almost imagined that I saw faint hints of green.

"Do you see it?" he asked me.

"Do you see it?" he asked me.

"Wait," I said. I leaned closer to the window, though every nerve in me wanted to leap the other way. "Yes!" I said. "Yes, I see it! Green!"

"Wait," I said. I leaned closer to the window, even though every part of me wanted to jump back. "Yes!" I said. "Yes, I see it! Green!"

He sighed, a long painful sigh of thanksgiving. "Then now you know," he said. "I've been telling you the truth. It is safe Outside."

He sighed, a long painful sigh of gratitude. "So now you know," he said. "I've been telling you the truth. It is safe outside."

And my lie worked. For the first time, his guard was completely down.

And my lie worked. For the first time, he was completely relaxed.

I moved like a whirlwind. I leaped, and twisted his arm in a hard hammerlock, which caused him to cry out and drop the gun. That was wrestling. Then I turned and twisted and dipped, causing him to fly over my head and crash to the floor. That was judo. Then I jabbed one rigid forefinger against a certain spot on the side of his neck, causing the blood in his veins to forever stop its motion. That was karati.

I moved like a whirlwind. I jumped and twisted his arm in a tight hammerlock, making him cry out and drop the gun. That was wrestling. Then I turned and twisted and dipped, sending him flying over my head and crashing to the floor. That was judo. Then I jabbed one stiff finger against a specific spot on the side of his neck, causing the blood in his veins to stop moving for good. That was karate.


Well, by the time the Army men had finished questioning me, it was three o'clock in the afternoon, and I was five hours late. The Army men corroborated my belief that the man had been a spy, who had apparently lost his mind when cornered in the elevator. Outside was still dangerous, of course, they assured me of that. And he'd been lying about having been here two months. He'd been in the Project less than two days. Not only that, the Army men told me they'd found the radiation-proof car he'd driven, and in which he had hoped to drive back to his own Project once he'd discovered all our defenses.

Well, by the time the Army guys were done questioning me, it was three o'clock in the afternoon, and I was five hours late. The Army confirmed my suspicion that the guy had been a spy, who apparently lost his mind when he got trapped in the elevator. They assured me that it was still dangerous outside, of course. And he had been lying about being here for two months. He'd actually been in the Project for less than two days. Not only that, the Army guys told me they had found the radiation-proof car he drove, in which he hoped to escape back to his own Project once he figured out all our defenses.

Despite the fact that I had the most legitimate excuse for tardiness under the roof, Linda refused to forgive me for not making our ten o'clock meeting. When I asked her to marry me she refused, at length and descriptively.

Despite having the most valid excuse for being late, Linda wouldn't forgive me for missing our ten o'clock meeting. When I asked her to marry me, she turned me down, giving a long and detailed explanation.

But I was surprised and relieved to discover how rapidly I got over my heartbreak. This was aided by the fact that once the news of my exploit spread, there were any number of girls more than anxious to get to know me better, including the well-cleavaged young lady from the Transit Staff. After all, I was a hero.

But I was surprised and relieved to find out how quickly I moved on from my heartbreak. This was helped by the fact that once the news of my adventure got around, there were plenty of girls eager to get to know me better, including the well-endowed young woman from the Transit Staff. After all, I was a hero.

They even gave me a medal.

They even gave me a medal.


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